Contest #520


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520


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-05-02
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-05-15 (estimated)
Number of captions 6645
Number of responses 209322
Number of participants 9455


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I have to ask, do you feel that you could be a danger to others? 2.0605 0.02764 744 190 319 235
1 Now that you've opened up, let's talk about what's eating you. 2.0480 0.01659 2227 631 858 738
2 It's normal to feel empty after a split. 1.9439 0.02843 785 272 285 228
3 You're right; some of us bruise easier than others. 1.9362 0.04863 235 73 104 58
4 Would you feel more comfortable on the floor ? 1.9267 0.03574 491 173 181 137
5 I am required to report those bruises. 1.8651 0.04647 289 112 104 73
6 You say you've been feeling empty since the split? 1.8219 0.04566 320 140 97 83
7 Maybe you'd be more comfortable on the floor. 1.8214 0.05234 224 92 80 52
8 I'm going to be brutally honest. You're an accident waiting to happen. 1.8125 0.05296 224 95 76 53
9 And you blame yourself for the split? 1.8000 0.05565 220 101 62 57
10 How was life after the split? 1.7961 0.04672 255 102 103 50
11 What I think isn't important. Do you think you're an accident waiting to happen? 1.7868 0.05363 197 81 77 39
12 Perhaps you're hanging around with the wrong bunch. 1.7826 0.05539 184 76 72 36
13 I can tell that something's been eating at you. 1.7806 0.05354 196 81 77 38
14 Do you need a moment to compost yourself? 1.7778 0.06373 153 68 51 34
15 You may have a split personality. 1.7604 0.05791 192 90 58 44
16 I'm so tired of people blaming me for their slip-ups. 1.7571 0.06321 140 60 54 26
17 So you feel the best part of you is gone. 1.7569 0.06095 144 60 59 25
18 I'd like to see you again next sundae. 1.7430 0.05934 179 85 55 39
19 You appear to be suffering from an Edible Complex. 1.7416 0.08231 89 41 30 18
20 You can't go on like this. You're an accident waiting to happen. 1.7394 0.06133 165 78 52 35
21 I think this results from an edible complex. 1.7379 0.06268 145 65 53 27
22 Success is not measured by the number of people you bring down. 1.7365 0.06015 148 64 59 25
23 This is fruitless. 1.7296 0.06161 159 75 52 32
24 So you caused a Freudian slip? 1.7286 0.06318 140 63 52 25
25 So, was it a painful split? 1.7256 0.05950 164 76 57 31
26 So what's been eating you lately? 1.7234 0.06609 141 68 44 29
27 I've felt rotten since the split. 1.7204 0.07851 93 43 33 17
28 You need to stop blaming yourself for everyone else's slip-ups. 1.7200 0.07795 100 48 32 20
29 You think you're crazy? I'm talking to a banana. 1.7103 0.06775 145 75 37 33
30 Remind me what happened after the split 1.7097 0.06340 155 77 46 32
31 And how would you say you're handling the split? 1.7063 0.06184 143 66 53 24
32 Okay, so it was a breach of professional ethics, but... I was hungry. 1.7054 0.07251 129 68 31 30
33 Tell me about your nana 1.7039 0.06389 152 76 45 31
34 So what's eating you this week? 1.6985 0.06290 136 63 51 22
35 We don’t use the term “going bananas” here. 1.6949 0.06538 118 53 48 17
36 Something's been eating you. Tell me about it. 1.6863 0.07370 102 49 36 17
37 I think you experienced a Freudian slip. 1.6850 0.06393 127 59 49 19
38 I was going to be a world famous computer logo....until that damn apple showed up. 1.6832 0.08552 101 58 17 26
39 Calm down. Try to compost yourself. 1.6797 0.07097 128 68 33 27
40 I agree. You're an accident waiting to happen. 1.6780 0.06902 118 58 40 20
41 What would you like to be able to say to those monkeys? 1.6752 0.06849 117 57 41 19
42 Somedays I feel like an accident just waiting to happen. 1.6752 0.06955 117 58 39 20
43 It's "Oedipal", not "Edible". 1.6726 0.07160 113 57 36 20
44 Just tell me what's eating you 1.6667 0.06759 117 57 42 18
45 You are an accident waiting to happen! 1.6667 0.06895 123 63 38 22
46 I'm afraid you suffer from an Edible Complex. 1.6667 0.07230 114 59 34 21
47 So when did you first begin to feel like garbage? 1.6667 0.07442 108 56 32 20
48 So you feel like you're empty inside? 1.6613 0.06764 124 63 40 21
49 We both know there's no such thing as an accident. 1.6606 0.06674 109 51 44 14
50 You seem to bruise easily. 1.6606 0.06800 109 52 42 15
51 My last patient was nuts. 1.6604 0.07570 106 56 30 20
52 And in this recurring nightmare, nobody slips? 1.6596 0.07940 94 49 28 17
53 Show me where the monkey touched you. 1.6571 0.07754 105 57 27 21
54 No offense, I am thick skinned 1.6562 0.08969 64 31 24 9
55 How's it been since the split? 1.6538 0.08328 78 39 27 12
56 Of course, we all ask ourselves at one time, if a fruitless life is worth living. 1.6495 0.07186 97 47 37 13
57 I’ll be honest. You’re an accident waiting to happen. 1.6489 0.07962 94 50 27 17
58 Interesting. I said 'smoothly,' but you heard 'smoothie.' 1.6489 0.07817 94 49 29 16
59 Try thinking about it from the chimp's perspective. 1.6436 0.07255 101 51 35 15
60 Depressed because you're no longer one of the bunch? 1.6422 0.06585 109 52 44 13
61 I feel as if my whole life is like an accident just waiting to happen. 1.6413 0.08406 92 52 21 19
62 And how long have you felt like people on the street are avoiding you? 1.6408 0.07664 103 56 28 19
63 OK..... I'd like to go back to that time in your life when you tried to form a republic 1.6400 0.07852 100 55 26 19
64 So, how have you been doing since the split? 1.6400 0.07456 100 52 32 16
65 Maybe not everyone wants to be swept off their feet 1.6383 0.07838 94 50 28 16
66 So you feel stepped on, but everyone else thinks its funny... 1.6364 0.08270 88 48 24 16
67 Maybe it's time to face the fact that comedy has moved on without you. 1.6353 0.08173 85 45 26 14
68 How often do you have the Carmen Miranda dream? 1.6353 0.08343 85 46 24 15
69 You need to stop seeing yourself as the fall guy. 1.6353 0.07823 85 43 30 12
70 Well, I'm glad you've opened up. 1.6316 0.07185 95 47 36 12
71 I understand you lost nearly everything after the split. 1.6311 0.07429 103 55 31 17
72 You don't need a therapist; you need a good attorney. 1.6308 0.06474 130 68 42 20
73 And these women... They just fall for you? 1.6306 0.06641 111 55 42 14
74 Can you tell me where the monkey touched you? 1.6304 0.08137 92 51 24 17
75 You need to stop cereal dating. 1.6304 0.07684 92 48 30 14
76 Do you feel you're a danger to yourself or others? 1.6304 0.07838 92 49 28 15
77 It's quite normal to feel empty after a split. 1.6304 0.07527 92 47 32 13
78 So, you don't feel like one of the bunch? 1.6292 0.08051 89 48 26 15
79 Again with the guilt? He slipped. He fell. Get over it! 1.6277 0.08282 94 54 21 19
80 It sounds like we're dealing with a classic Edible complex. 1.6264 0.07599 91 47 31 13
81 You keep looking at my feet. 1.6250 0.09136 80 47 16 17
82 Depression, heart palpitations, fatigue. You could be low in potassium. 1.6237 0.07783 93 50 28 15
83 Now, tell me what's eating you? 1.6222 0.07508 90 46 32 12
84 So, what's been eating you? 1.6207 0.07882 87 46 28 13
85 Our time is up and please don't wait for me on the stairs. 1.6207 0.08214 87 48 24 15
86 You were saying you feel like an accident waiting to happen. 1.6200 0.07355 100 53 32 15
87 I agree. This is fruitless. 1.6197 0.09273 71 40 18 13
88 Does it matter what the rest of the bunch thinks? 1.6196 0.07056 92 45 37 10
89 Now that you've opened up, we can start to make progress. 1.6196 0.07224 92 46 35 11
90 I can see why she fell for you. 1.6190 0.07556 84 42 32 10
91 I tend to hurt people who get close to me. 1.6184 0.08977 76 43 19 14
92 It's my professional opinion that you are an accident waiting to happen. 1.6163 0.08132 86 47 25 14
93 Maybe you want to be stepped on. 1.6162 0.07280 99 52 33 14
94 When did you first start fearing monkeys? 1.6136 0.08310 88 50 22 16
95 So you feel people are avoiding you? 1.6136 0.08151 88 49 24 15
96 First you were eaten alive, and then spent years in slapstick? Of course you feel rotten. 1.6132 0.07532 106 60 27 19
97 And, then, he decided to make a smoothie. 1.6129 0.09300 62 33 20 9
98 When did you first suspect that she only loved you for your potassium? 1.6129 0.07801 93 51 27 15
99 You didn't see the split coming? 1.6125 0.07650 80 40 31 9
100 Of course it hurts when you open up fully and then just get tossed aside. 1.6118 0.08384 85 48 22 15
101 Maybe you don't have an inferiority complex. Maybe you really are an accident waiting to happen. 1.6118 0.07867 85 45 28 12
102 Funny how you let that slip. 1.6092 0.07005 87 42 37 8
103 And just why do you think people tip-toe around you? 1.6087 0.07875 92 51 26 15
104 So, you feel like a phony because you lack substance, but you still have appeal? 1.6067 0.07600 89 47 30 12
105 Normally, I only take nut jobs. 1.6067 0.08398 89 52 20 17
106 I can see by your colouring that our time is up. 1.6049 0.08728 81 47 19 15
107 Would you feel better if we used the expression ‘Going nuts’ instead? 1.6047 0.07807 86 46 28 12
108 So, you and ice cream. Tell me about the split. 1.6047 0.07630 86 45 30 11
109 Even empty and discarded, I find you appealing. 1.6047 0.07449 86 44 32 10
110 Now, just tell me what's eating you. 1.6044 0.07636 91 49 29 13
111 You've got to stop letting people walk all over you. 1.6026 0.08430 78 43 23 12
112 You do realize in a couple of days none of this will matter. 1.6024 0.08029 83 45 26 12
113 I give up. What makes a Freudian slip? 1.6000 0.08061 85 47 25 13
114 And how have things been going for you since your banana split? 1.6000 0.07869 90 50 26 14
115 Honestly, you need thicker skin. 1.6000 0.07845 65 31 29 5
116 I have this reoccurring dream where I slip on a human being. 1.6000 0.09104 75 44 17 14
117 He was such an ape, he just ripped me open and took what he wanted 1.5976 0.08652 82 48 19 15
118 Tell me more about the tally man. 1.5974 0.08916 77 45 18 14
119 How long has your life seemed fruitless? 1.5974 0.08524 77 43 22 12
120 I understand you gave everything to a cream pie but it's time to move on. 1.5972 0.08312 72 38 25 9
121 Perhaps you misunderstood when she said she was going to slip on something a little nicer. 1.5952 0.08820 84 51 16 17
122 It's not your fault - accidents happen. 1.5949 0.08161 79 43 25 11
123 You've been hanging with the wrong bunch. 1.5942 0.08592 69 37 23 9
124 We split up on a Sundae 1.5926 0.08745 81 48 18 15
125 Tell me more about this dream with your father and the blender 1.5921 0.08620 76 43 21 12
126 We try not to use the word 'bananas' 1.5921 0.08821 76 44 19 13
127 I can only help with the Freudian slips. 1.5921 0.08203 76 41 25 10
128 Why do you think people are avoiding you? 1.5909 0.07858 88 49 26 13
129 Doc, I just feel like I'm an accident waiting to happen. 1.5902 0.08550 61 31 24 6
130 Everyone who comes here thinks they're bananas. 1.5897 0.08249 78 43 24 11
131 I'm terribly sorry. I skipped lunch. 1.5897 0.08644 78 45 20 13
132 When did you first begin to feel that your life was fruitless? 1.5882 0.09189 68 39 18 11
133 We really peeled back some layers today. 1.5875 0.08092 80 44 25 11
134 Why do you feel the work we're doing is fruitless? 1.5875 0.08474 80 46 21 13
135 Well, I see there is no point in discussing your inner feelings today. 1.5873 0.08356 63 32 25 6
136 Bringing others down will never fill your emptiness. 1.5867 0.08509 75 42 22 11
137 So, Mr. Fofanna, what brings you in today? 1.5844 0.09123 77 47 15 15
138 How long have you been feeling rotten? 1.5843 0.07959 89 51 24 14
139 I feel like my whole life's been a joke. 1.5833 0.10242 48 26 16 6
140 You have appeal, but you seem to lack substance. 1.5823 0.08566 79 46 20 13
141 So you’re saying that when daylight come, they all wanna go home? 1.5814 0.08347 86 51 20 15
142 Let's talk about the incident with the gorilla. 1.5811 0.09026 74 44 17 13
143 You say you feel you're an accident waiting to happen? 1.5802 0.08025 81 45 25 11
144 You seem to delight in bringing others down. 1.5789 0.07554 76 39 30 7
145 Let's talk about the 800 pound gorilla that used to be in the room. 1.5789 0.08005 76 41 26 9
146 So you feel that people are going out of their way to avoid you. 1.5789 0.08005 76 41 26 9
147 Now let's discuss your fear of primates... 1.5789 0.08005 76 41 26 9
148 This is why I don't schedule appointments on my lunch break. 1.5765 0.08757 85 53 15 17
149 So, how long have you thought you were a plantain? 1.5758 0.09427 66 39 16 11
150 You mustn't blame yourself for other people's slip-ups. 1.5733 0.08526 75 43 21 11
151 Well, sometimes I think we all feel empty inside... 1.5733 0.08526 75 43 21 11
152 So you feel he treats you like trash? 1.5733 0.08093 75 41 25 9
153 Do you recall when these feelings of emptiness began? 1.5732 0.07766 82 45 27 10
154 So you think it's just everyone else's fault they keep falling down? 1.5732 0.07958 82 46 25 11
155 Tell me more about your life on the street. 1.5714 0.07936 77 42 26 9
156 That's what happens when you let people walk on you. 1.5714 0.07718 77 41 28 8
157 Tell me more about what's been eating you. 1.5714 0.07936 77 42 26 9
158 Doesn't it feel better to open up? 1.5714 0.08149 77 43 24 10
159 So you feel your life’s now fruitless? 1.5714 0.08530 70 39 22 9
160 You want people to like you for who you are on the outside as well as the inside. 1.5696 0.08389 79 46 21 12
161 Are we Mr. Plantain or Mr. Banana today? 1.5694 0.08807 72 42 19 11
162 It seems to me like you may be struggling with an eaten disorder 1.5694 0.09027 72 43 17 12
163 So what I hear you saying is, now that we have peeled back the layers, you feel empty inside. 1.5692 0.09550 65 39 15 11
164 Under these circumstances, my rate is on a sliding scale 1.5676 0.09244 74 46 14 14
165 How do you mean, you feel like an accident waiting to happen? 1.5676 0.07952 74 40 26 8
166 Of course, you didn't cause all those accidents. 1.5676 0.08622 74 43 20 11
167 When you say he "fell for you,' you're speaking metaphorically, I assume? 1.5676 0.07716 74 39 28 7
168 And you feel responsible for the split? 1.5676 0.08405 74 42 22 10
169 What do you mean you bring people down? 1.5672 0.08021 67 35 26 6
170 Talk more about your feelings of being used and discarded. 1.5658 0.07571 76 40 29 7
171 I think we can rule out low potassium as the cause of your depression. 1.5658 0.08237 76 43 23 10
172 Thanks for finally opening up. 1.5652 0.09112 69 41 17 11
173 Let's face the facts: you're spoiled rotten. 1.5641 0.08280 78 45 22 11
174 There used to be a whole bunch of us that hung out together . . . 1.5634 0.08206 71 39 24 8
175 How long would you say you've felt empty inside? 1.5634 0.08206 71 39 24 8
176 Would you like to talk about what's eating you? 1.5634 0.08447 71 40 22 9
177 Tell me about your relationship before the split. 1.5616 0.07799 73 39 27 7
178 Do you feel comfortable in your own skin? 1.5610 0.07583 82 45 28 9
179 I just don't have it in me anymore. 1.5606 0.08116 66 35 25 6
180 Well you're off the floor now, and that's progress. 1.5600 0.08327 75 43 22 10
181 You're definitely not completely bananas. 1.5588 0.09688 68 43 12 13
182 So, yes, you have no banana. But how does that make you feel? 1.5588 0.08983 68 40 18 10
183 What am I writing down? My grocery list. 1.5574 0.08909 61 34 20 7
184 Calm down, sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.5571 0.08784 70 41 19 10
185 Well it could just mean you've moved past the phallic stage. 1.5556 0.08597 72 42 20 10
186 When did you first feel like 'an accident waiting to happen.'? 1.5538 0.09311 65 39 16 10
187 How does it make you feel when others call you an accident waiting to happen? 1.5538 0.09565 65 40 14 11
188 Perhaps it was actually a Freudian slip. 1.5538 0.09565 65 40 14 11
189 So you only feel fulfilled when someone steps on you? 1.5522 0.09339 67 41 15 11
190 He slipped, he fell. You've got to stop blaming yourself. 1.5522 0.08038 67 36 25 6
191 The monkey nightmares are back. 1.5522 0.08582 67 38 21 8
192 And in the dream, I'm strangling the gorilla. 1.5500 0.09922 60 37 13 10
193 "Everyone slips. 1.5493 0.08695 71 42 19 10
194 This session is going to cost you a whole bunch. 1.5469 0.08889 64 37 19 8
195 You shouldn't dwell on being unfulfilled. It's fruitless. 1.5469 0.09690 64 40 13 11
196 I think, on some level, I like being stepped on. 1.5469 0.08606 64 36 21 7
197 And when did you start identifying as a plantain? 1.5467 0.08963 75 47 15 13
198 You show classic symptoms of an Edible Complex. 1.5455 0.08413 66 37 22 7
199 I've been feeling very empty since the split 1.5455 0.09457 66 41 14 11
200 Emasculated how? 1.5441 0.08494 68 39 21 8
201 But ask yourself: Are all these ladies falling for you? Or, are they simply falling? 1.5441 0.08494 68 39 21 8
202 I think to focus on what you have lost would be fruitless. 1.5441 0.09236 68 42 15 11
203 Could be worse…at least you’re not nuts. 1.5435 0.07479 92 54 26 12
204 Perhaps you feel you're slipping because you allow yourself to be stepped on. 1.5429 0.08312 70 40 22 8
205 Yes, it is what's on the inside that counts. 1.5424 0.09463 59 35 16 8
206 Someone will fall for you eventually 1.5417 0.10718 48 29 12 7
207 Yes, I can charge on a sliding scale... 1.5410 0.09225 61 36 17 8
208 And how does it make you feel when you think people are avoiding you? 1.5410 0.09517 61 37 15 9
209 In dreams, sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.5410 0.08612 61 34 21 6
210 So...your job at Banana Republic wasn't what you expected? 1.5410 0.09800 61 38 13 10
211 Perhaps we need to put you in bunch therapy 1.5405 0.08429 74 44 20 10
212 Sure you have issues but I'm the one talking to a banana peel. 1.5397 0.09818 63 40 12 11
213 Seriously, you can't let people step all over you and then tell you it's your fault. 1.5385 0.09061 65 39 17 9
214 What you're experiencing is called compost-traumatic stress disorder. 1.5385 0.09577 65 41 13 11
215 "Orange who"? 1.5385 0.10302 65 44 7 14
216 I think you’ll do better in bunch therapy. 1.5373 0.09105 67 41 16 10
217 I was minding my own business, and he slipped on me, yet everyone ran to him to see if HE was OK. 1.5373 0.08853 67 40 18 9
218 I don't know, I just feel empty inside. 1.5373 0.09105 67 41 16 10
219 I'm glad you finally opened up. 1.5373 0.08050 67 37 24 6
220 So when did you start feeling you weren't one of the bunch? 1.5373 0.08594 67 39 20 8
221 Would it be that bad if you were always a second banana? 1.5373 0.08853 67 40 18 9
222 I found the inner you to be delicious. 1.5373 0.07764 67 36 26 5
223 I understand your fears, Barry, but comedy changes and so must you. 1.5373 0.08050 67 37 24 6
224 You need to find your inner self. 1.5362 0.08149 69 39 23 7
225 So people walk all over you, and others laugh about it? 1.5362 0.09136 69 43 15 11
226 How are things since the split? 1.5352 0.08705 71 43 18 10
227 Tell me about your separation from the bunch. 1.5352 0.06290 71 34 36 1
228 'Seems to me you're just not comfortable in your own skin.' 1.5333 0.09041 60 35 18 7
229 Yes, you made her fall for you. But you really hurt her in the process. 1.5325 0.08589 77 48 17 12
230 I'm sorry, I didn't have breakfast. 1.5323 0.08822 62 36 19 7
231 The split must have been hard on you. 1.5323 0.09680 62 39 13 10
232 Look I don't say this to patients often, but you really are bananas. 1.5323 0.08517 62 35 21 6
233 I'm glad that you finally opened up. 1.5323 0.08517 62 35 21 6
234 I am sorry. I was hungry and I didn't realize you were the patient. 1.5323 0.09949 62 40 11 11
235 Twenty brothers and sisters? Wow, that's a bunch! 1.5312 0.09174 64 39 16 9
236 I understand you feel empty at your loss of sexual metaphor. 1.5312 0.08617 64 37 20 7
237 How did you feel when you finally separated yourself from the bunch? 1.5312 0.08900 64 38 18 8
238 You still blame yourself for the split? 1.5312 0.08617 64 37 20 7
239 Well, with it completely gone I suggest you simply increase the foreplay. 1.5312 0.09700 64 41 12 11
240 I think we can rule out a potassium deficiency. 1.5303 0.09216 66 41 15 10
241 Actually, I charge by the hour, not per pound. Why do you ask? 1.5303 0.07548 66 35 27 4
242 In retrospect, do you feel the trip to zoo was a good idea? 1.5303 0.07850 66 36 25 5
243 So you thought the chimp was your friend…and then? 1.5303 0.09216 66 41 15 10
244 But it’s not like they’re trying to step on you…. 1.5303 0.08960 66 40 17 9
245 So, he fell for you hard, and you find that funny? 1.5303 0.08960 66 40 17 9
246 Do you think it's in your nature to bring people down? 1.5294 0.07399 68 36 28 4
247 You've got to forgive yourself . . . don't forget, he also had one foot in the grave . . . 1.5294 0.09005 68 42 16 10
248 how long have you identified as a vegetable? 1.5278 0.08615 72 44 18 10
249 I'm afraid you're suffering from a split personality. 1.5269 0.07267 93 55 27 11
250 So, your father always wanted an apple? 1.5263 0.09401 57 34 16 7
251 My case is being tried in the court of a-peel next week 1.5254 0.09160 59 35 17 7
252 Okay, I understand. You were the top banana. And then what happened? 1.5254 0.08498 59 33 21 5
253 That's just the low potassium level talking. 1.5254 0.08835 59 34 19 6
254 What you're feeling is classic survivor's guilt. 1.5246 0.08934 61 36 18 7
255 I don't agree that your therapy has been fruitless. 1.5246 0.09526 61 38 14 9
256 What you've experienced is a Freudian slip. 1.5246 0.09235 61 37 16 8
257 I'm glad you finally decided to open up... 1.5238 0.09011 63 38 17 8
258 It's nice to see you really open up. 1.5238 0.08423 63 36 21 6
259 Tell me again how he fell for you 1.5238 0.08423 63 36 21 6
260 So you admit you do get pleasure from causing people pain?! 1.5231 0.09330 65 41 14 10
261 So, any slip-ups since our last session? 1.5231 0.09330 65 41 14 10
262 Let's discuss why you feel empty inside. 1.5224 0.08059 67 38 23 6
263 So how long have you had this fear of monkeys? 1.5224 0.07773 67 37 25 5
264 Have you still been dreaming about the monkeys? 1.5224 0.08334 67 39 21 7
265 You're neurotic, NOT bananas. 1.5205 0.08301 73 44 20 9
266 Since the split, my life has been a total joke. 1.5192 0.10808 52 34 9 9
267 Feeling a little empty inside? 1.5192 0.10086 52 32 13 7
268 It's perfectly normal that you feel empty inside. 1.5192 0.10454 52 33 11 8
269 He just uses me for potassium. 1.5179 0.09532 56 34 15 7
270 And when someone does fall, how does that make you feel? 1.5179 0.10190 56 36 11 9
271 I just feel like life is slipping away. 1.5179 0.09866 56 35 13 8
272 I'm afraid you have a split personality 1.5172 0.08247 58 32 22 4
273 I am afraid this discussion is just fruitless. 1.5167 0.09355 60 37 15 8
274 Do you identify as a banana or a plantain? 1.5161 0.09686 62 40 12 10
275 What do you mean, exactly, by uncomfortable in your own skin? 1.5161 0.08525 62 36 20 6
276 As your doctor, I can honestly tell you you're not a couch-potato. 1.5161 0.09409 62 39 14 9
277 It's like a part of me is missing. 1.5161 0.08525 62 36 20 6
278 When did you first learn you weren't organic? 1.5161 0.09124 62 38 16 8
279 I'm leaning towards banana split personality, but there a bunch of other possibilities 1.5161 0.09124 62 38 16 8
280 For the hundredth time, it's not YOU they're laughing at! 1.5161 0.09686 62 40 12 10
281 You are not nuts. You're a fruit. 1.5161 0.09955 62 41 10 11
282 Why do you feel the need to compare yourself to apples and oranges? 1.5156 0.08331 64 37 21 6
283 Why do you feel responsible for the downfall of so many people? 1.5156 0.07384 64 34 27 3
284 So was it a tough split? 1.5152 0.08966 66 41 16 9
285 Classic banana-split-personality disorder. 1.5116 0.11222 43 27 10 6
286 You may have a banana-split personality 1.5116 0.11222 43 27 10 6
287 So, tell me when you first had the feeling people were avoiding you? 1.5111 0.10358 45 27 13 5
288 Let's talk more about your split personality. 1.5102 0.10153 49 30 13 6
289 I've felt so empty since the split. 1.5102 0.11340 49 33 7 9
290 So, you gave everthing to this Daiquiri? 1.5094 0.08356 53 29 21 3
291 They aren't laughing at you, they are laughing because of you. 1.5091 0.09310 55 33 16 6
292 You seem to be searching for your inner self. 1.5091 0.09310 55 33 16 6
293 He slipped. It's not your fault. 1.5088 0.09734 57 36 13 8
294 What I put on my breakfast cereal isn't relevant to your therapy session, Mr. Cavendish. 1.5088 0.09734 57 36 13 8
295 So, you're tired of being stepped on? 1.5088 0.08715 57 33 19 5
296 Talk to me about your nana issues. 1.5088 0.10051 57 37 11 9
297 Should I bill Dole or Chiquita for your therapy? 1.5088 0.09734 57 36 13 8
298 Why do YOU think everyone laughs when you get stepped on? 1.5088 0.10051 57 37 11 9
299 I think that underneath that tough exterior, you’re actually rather sweet. 1.5085 0.08841 59 35 18 6
300 I'm sorry, 'it's what's inside that counts' is just a saying 1.5085 0.09165 59 36 16 7
301 Seeing as I ate you for lunch, I'll comp this session. 1.5085 0.09479 59 37 14 8
302 Have you considered compost? 1.5085 0.09165 59 36 16 7
303 I think you may have a split personality. 1.5085 0.07401 59 31 26 2
304 You may be suffering from separation anxiety. 1.5085 0.08153 59 33 22 4
305 Things have been really tough since the split. 1.5085 0.10077 59 39 10 10
306 Why do you prefer to identify as a plantain? 1.5082 0.08939 61 37 17 7
307 I would say you have a 'split personality'. 1.5082 0.08628 61 36 19 6
308 How many monkeys did you say there were? 1.5082 0.08939 61 37 17 7
309 I am going to recommend more potassium. 1.5082 0.08939 61 37 17 7
310 I know exactly what it's like to be used by a big ape. 1.5082 0.10088 61 41 9 11
311 I just haven't been myself since that Sundae... 1.5082 0.09813 61 40 11 10
312 You have to come to terms with the loss of your inner self. 1.5082 0.08628 61 36 19 6
313 You're just spoiled. 1.5077 0.09073 65 41 15 9
314 On the phone, you said something was eating away at you... 1.5000 0.09188 56 34 16 6
315 So when did you first start feeling like you're "an accident waiting to happen"? 1.5000 0.08733 60 36 18 6
316 Oh, no, no - "low hanging fruit" is just a metaphor. 1.5000 0.09605 58 37 13 8
317 We don't want you slipping back into bad behavior 1.5000 0.11026 44 28 10 6
318 You need to stop blaming yourself for the accident. 1.5000 0.09061 54 32 17 5
319 I've been empty inside ever since the split. 1.5000 0.10819 54 37 7 10
320 What's eating you? 1.5000 0.09802 54 34 13 7
321 Quit blaming yourself for other people's slip-ups. 1.5000 0.09051 60 37 16 7
322 You aren't responsible for other people's accidents. 1.5000 0.10090 52 33 12 7
323 Lets try focusing on the chimp. 1.5000 0.10153 54 35 11 8
324 Explain to me why you feel empty and used. 1.5000 0.09709 52 32 14 6
325 When did you start feeling empty inside? 1.5000 0.07859 66 38 23 5
326 Yes, you have told me that your banana was really big 1.5000 0.09439 54 33 15 6
327 I didn't mean to offend you, I use 'fruit' as an umbrella term. 1.5000 0.10507 56 38 8 10
328 My initial diagnosis is separation anxiety. 1.5000 0.08452 56 32 20 4
329 What do you mean you "gave him the slip"? 1.5000 0.09061 54 32 17 5
330 Separation anxiety is a perfectly normal reaction. 1.5000 0.08953 58 35 17 6
331 Why do you feel that you're an accident waiting to happen? 1.5000 0.09605 58 37 13 8
332 ...it's normal to feel discarded after the relationship ends. 1.5000 0.08250 58 33 21 4
333 Ah, I see. And how did that make you peel? 1.5000 0.09285 58 36 15 7
334 Everything's a "slippery slope" to you. 1.5000 0.08404 60 35 20 5
335 Look: we all get stepped on. Deal with it. 1.5000 0.08609 58 34 19 5
336 I witnessed my brother get peeled alive and turned into a smoothie when I was 3. 1.5000 0.10457 52 34 10 8
337 You'll fall for me someday. They all do, eventually. 1.5000 0.09285 58 36 15 7
338 Hmmn...........sounds like you're playing the fall guy again 1.5000 0.07859 66 38 23 5
339 Are you sure people are avoiding you? 1.5000 0.08030 64 37 22 5
340 And you've been involved in how many of these accidents? 1.5000 0.09802 54 34 13 7
341 You should use whichever bathroom you gender identify with. 1.5000 0.09802 54 34 13 7
342 And in this recurring nightmare, are you always the cause of the accident? 1.5000 0.09802 54 34 13 7
343 Let's talk about the monkey incident. 1.5000 0.09535 56 35 14 7
344 So, you feel like an accident waiting to happen? 1.5000 0.09802 54 34 13 7
345 You feel you're appealing but have a sense of inner loss. 1.5000 0.10153 54 35 11 8
346 So he took the best part of you and threw the rest away. How does that make you feel? 1.5000 0.09061 54 32 17 5
347 Where was your Republic located 1.5000 0.09875 48 29 14 5
348 Everything points to a split personality. 1.5000 0.09655 60 39 12 9
349 What about moving from comedy to personal injury? 1.5000 0.09051 60 37 16 7
350 So it's not that people walk all over you...it's that they literally avoid you? 1.5000 0.09709 52 32 14 6
351 We've all had a few slip-ups! 1.4921 0.09015 63 40 15 8
352 Well? What's eating you? 1.4918 0.08939 61 38 16 7
353 I wouldn't say split personality 1.4912 0.07134 57 30 26 1
354 People slip and fall for lots of reasons; you've got to stop blaming yourself. 1.4912 0.08715 57 34 18 5
355 It's clear you've lost touch with your inner self. 1.4912 0.09068 57 35 16 6
356 But how did it make you peel? 1.4912 0.10051 57 38 10 9
357 I believe you're suffering from separation anxiety. 1.4912 0.09407 57 36 14 7
358 It almost sounds like you want to be stepped on. 1.4912 0.08348 57 33 20 4
359 My life's been an accident waiting to happen. 1.4912 0.07964 57 32 22 3
360 We all experience feelings of emptiness from time to time. 1.4912 0.09407 57 36 14 7
361 Don't get all mushy on me. 1.4912 0.09734 57 37 12 8
362 Why do you feel you are a danger to others? 1.4912 0.07964 57 32 22 3
363 When did you start feeling this emptiness inside? 1.4912 0.08348 57 33 20 4
364 He left you for a sundae-let's start there. 1.4909 0.08557 55 32 19 4
365 ...and sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.4909 0.09665 55 35 13 7
366 And who do you feel second to? 1.4909 0.08154 55 31 21 3
367 Orthopedic surgeons love you . 1.4909 0.10008 55 36 11 8
368 Well, you're not nuts, I can tell you that much. 1.4909 0.09665 55 35 13 7
369 So when she left she took the best part of you? 1.4909 0.09310 55 34 15 6
370 I always feel like an accident just waiting to happen. 1.4909 0.09310 55 34 15 6
371 And why do you describe yourself as an 'accident waiting to happen'? 1.4909 0.09310 55 34 15 6
372 Sounds like you're afraid of hurting people. 1.4909 0.09310 55 34 15 6
373 Yes, I can see how you feel empty inside. 1.4906 0.08356 53 30 20 3
374 I used to be the top banana now everyone treats me like trash. 1.4906 0.09943 53 34 12 7
375 It's a common problem for bananas your age. 1.4906 0.09571 53 33 14 6
376 I can understand why you feel empty inside. 1.4906 0.08780 53 31 18 4
377 It's not uncommon to feel empty on the inside. 1.4906 0.08780 53 31 18 4
378 You're missing the part of you that's been consumed. We call it an edible complex. 1.4906 0.09943 53 34 12 7
379 How long have you self-identified as an apple? 1.4906 0.09571 53 33 14 6
380 I'm sorry to say it, but in your case you really are an accident waiting to happen. 1.4906 0.09571 53 33 14 6
381 We ARE making progress, but remember, sometimes a banana really is just a banana. 1.4906 0.09943 53 34 12 7
382 So your last psychologist diagnosed you with split personality disorder? 1.4902 0.09851 51 32 13 6
383 Doesn't it feel good to open up? 1.4898 0.10153 49 31 12 6
384 So, tell me, exactly when did the frozen smoothie nightmares begin? 1.4898 0.10959 49 33 8 8
385 To be honest, you are empty inside. 1.4894 0.10029 47 29 13 5
386 I can sense your feelings of emptiness, but let's try to focus on your ability to make people laugh. 1.4894 0.10912 47 31 9 7
387 When did you first realize you were really a plantain? 1.4894 0.10912 47 31 9 7
388 Let's work on finding your inner self. 1.4889 0.10835 45 29 10 6
389 The thing is, I've always felt like a vegetable. 1.4889 0.10835 45 29 10 6
390 Maybe making people slip and fall isn't for you. Have you considered composting? 1.4878 0.11110 41 26 10 5
391 Have you tried a potassium supplement? 1.4844 0.09181 64 42 13 9
392 It's a clear cut case of banana split personality. 1.4844 0.08624 64 40 17 7
393 I think what we're dealing with is a split personality. 1.4839 0.08209 62 37 20 5
394 I've lost my inner self! 1.4833 0.09048 60 38 15 7
395 You're a Freudian slip waiting to happen. 1.4833 0.09355 60 39 13 8
396 But you didn't actually cause a Freudian slip. 1.4828 0.09282 58 37 14 7
397 Let's explore why you often feel compelled to make people laugh at the expense of others. 1.4821 0.08824 56 34 17 5
398 I'm sorry it ended in a split. 1.4821 0.09866 56 37 11 8
399 And after you "went soft," then what? 1.4821 0.08448 56 33 19 4
400 You can't blame yourself for every Freudian slip. 1.4821 0.10190 56 38 9 9
401 You say she offered to make you a daiquiri? 1.4821 0.08448 56 33 19 4
402 I'm afraid that you're an accident waiting to happen. 1.4821 0.09532 56 36 13 7
403 I'm glad you're finally opening up. 1.4821 0.09185 56 35 15 6
404 'I'm pleased to see you've picked yourself up off the floor.' 1.4815 0.09436 54 34 14 6
405 You have to stop allowing that type of comedy define you 1.4815 0.09799 54 35 12 7
406 Unfortunately, our time is up for today-O. Your fears of tally-man will have to wait. 1.4815 0.10149 54 36 10 8
407 Everybody feels like garbage sometimes. 1.4815 0.08664 54 32 18 4
408 When did you first know you are actually a starfish? 1.4815 0.10149 54 36 10 8
409 So, was it a recent split? 1.4815 0.10149 54 36 10 8
410 I'm sorry. I was hungry. 1.4815 0.08664 54 32 18 4
411 Sleeping with you would be inappropriate. I ate you because I missed lunch. That's all. 1.4815 0.09799 54 35 12 7
412 Have you considered you might not be as funny as you used to be? 1.4815 0.10149 54 36 10 8
413 I feel rotten lately. 1.4815 0.09436 54 34 14 6
414 Since Chiquita left me I feel empty inside 1.4815 0.09436 54 34 14 6
415 Let's go back to the time when your parents put you in the refrigerator. 1.4815 0.09799 54 35 12 7
416 It's not your responsibility to make everyone laugh. 1.4815 0.09799 54 35 12 7
417 I'm sure everyone's life feels like a bad joke at some point. 1.4815 0.09436 54 34 14 6
418 We all get stepped on. 1.4808 0.09309 52 32 15 5
419 Have you ever considered the possibility that they are not laughing at you? 1.4808 0.09705 52 33 13 6
420 I just can't shake this feeling that people are avoiding me. 1.4808 0.10454 52 35 9 8
421 Dont feel bad, most of my patients are also bananas. 1.4808 0.09309 52 32 15 5
422 You can't be discouraged because not everyone falls for you. 1.4808 0.08895 52 31 17 4
423 And how did this tremendous fear of monkeys begin? 1.4808 0.09309 52 32 15 5
424 So you're feeling stepped on? 1.4808 0.09309 52 32 15 5
425 You have appeal, but you seem to be lacking substance. 1.4808 0.10086 52 34 11 7
426 How long have you had this fear of composting? 1.4808 0.09309 52 32 15 5
427 Do not let one slip up define who you are. 1.4808 0.09705 52 33 13 6
428 I feel like I'm an accident waiting to happen. 1.4808 0.10086 52 34 11 7
429 You don't understand, doctor. I've hurt so many people. 1.4800 0.10396 50 33 10 7
430 Mhm. Classic signs of an Edible Complex. 1.4800 0.10396 50 33 10 7
431 It sounds like you yearn for someone to fall for you, and fall hard. 1.4800 0.09996 50 32 12 6
432 You're low sense of self-esteem stems from the fact that you really are garbage. 1.4800 0.09579 50 31 14 5
433 You're a fruit. Get used to it. 1.4800 0.09996 50 32 12 6
434 It appears you opened up too much. 1.4792 0.08416 48 27 19 2
435 How does that make you peel...I mean feel? 1.4792 0.10310 48 31 11 6
436 You have appeal but no substance. 1.4792 0.09870 48 30 13 5
437 So you're not comfortable in your own skin... 1.4783 0.09700 46 28 14 4
438 Your ego is so easily bruised. You need to develop a thicker skin. 1.4783 0.10186 46 29 12 5
439 Maybe slapstick isn't for you. Have you thought about standup? 1.4773 0.10015 44 27 13 4
440 So they fall for you, but they don't fall for you. 1.4750 0.10734 40 25 11 4
441 Once you go black, you can never go back. 1.4746 0.10358 59 42 6 11
442 You know, not every slip is a Freudian slip. 1.4737 0.10491 38 23 12 3
443 I guess it all started back in vaudeville. 1.4737 0.10491 38 23 12 3
444 I just feel like I've lost who I am inside. 1.4727 0.10002 55 37 10 8
445 How can I put this, you have appeal, but no substance. 1.4727 0.09659 55 36 12 7
446 So you're afraid you might be a danger to others? 1.4727 0.09659 55 36 12 7
447 Don't over analyze it. Sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.4727 0.10002 55 37 10 8
448 You can't live your life just waiting for others to slip up. 1.4717 0.09936 53 35 11 7
449 So, it really was a banana in his pocket. 1.4717 0.09176 53 33 15 5
450 So you lost your entire family to vegans? 1.4717 0.08772 53 32 17 4
451 Have you talked to a doctor about getting it reattached? 1.4717 0.08772 53 32 17 4
452 Perhaps there really is no 'inner you.' 1.4717 0.09564 53 34 13 6
453 Whoah...when I said you need to open up more I didn't mean like this! 1.4706 0.09436 51 32 14 5
454 There was a bunch of us when growing up but we've all been split. 1.4706 0.08565 51 30 18 3
455 Let's not go there, it's a slippery slope. 1.4706 0.09843 51 33 12 6
456 And when did you first start having these thoughts - that you'll wind up on the street? 1.4706 0.09436 51 32 14 5
457 And how long have you self-identified as an avocado? 1.4706 0.09843 51 33 12 6
458 Such feelings of emptiness are not uncommon. 1.4706 0.10234 51 34 10 7
459 That's not what we mean by Freudian slip! 1.4706 0.10234 51 34 10 7
460 And it was after he stepped on you that you started to feel empty inside? 1.4706 0.09843 51 33 12 6
461 So let's get back to these feelings of responsibility for causing both pain and laughter. 1.4706 0.10234 51 34 10 7
462 You shouldn't feel guilty every time someone falls. Just the funny times. 1.4706 0.09843 51 33 12 6
463 Tell me about your first split. 1.4706 0.10610 51 35 8 8
464 Why is it so important that people know you're a plantain? 1.4706 0.09843 51 33 12 6
465 Let me guess. You feel empty. 1.4694 0.10144 49 32 11 6
466 I am afraid of making Freudians slip. 1.4694 0.10555 49 33 9 7
467 Sorry -- I meant plantain. 1.4694 0.09268 49 30 15 4
468 And yet people continue to walk all over you. 1.4694 0.08798 49 29 17 3
469 And then she added sprinkles.. 1.4694 0.10555 49 33 9 7
470 Banana fanna fo........sorry. 1.4694 0.10144 49 32 11 6
471 Close your eyes and imagine you're on a tropical island... 1.4694 0.10144 49 32 11 6
472 Don't worry, I see lots of patients with split personalities. 1.4694 0.09268 49 30 15 4
473 Of course we're all stereotyped. Look how they drew my legs. 1.4694 0.11332 49 35 5 9
474 So, tell me more, about your ice cream sundae fantasy. 1.4694 0.10144 49 32 11 6
475 How did that make you peel? Feel -- I mean feel. I promise that wasn't a Freudian slip... 1.4694 0.09268 49 30 15 4
476 So you feel like an apple trapped in a banana's body? 1.4694 0.10144 49 32 11 6
477 So, how did that make you peel...I mean feel? 1.4681 0.10019 47 30 12 5
478 Maybe subconsciously I wanted him to slip and fall. 1.4681 0.10019 47 30 12 5
479 Let's talk about these so-called Freudian slips. 1.4681 0.10019 47 30 12 5
480 So, she split on Sundae? 1.4667 0.10825 45 30 9 6
481 Please tell me more about your family tree. 1.4651 0.09615 43 26 14 3
482 How long have you wanted to come out? 1.4643 0.08814 56 35 16 5
483 And how long have you felt like you've had a split personality? 1.4643 0.08438 56 34 18 4
484 Why do you feel that people are avoiding you? 1.4634 0.11097 41 27 9 5
485 You can't keep blaming yourself for other people's slip-ups. 1.4630 0.09425 54 35 13 6
486 All of my training points to 'Edible Complex.' 1.4630 0.09789 54 36 11 7
487 But when you let them walk all over you, they're the ones that get hurt. 1.4630 0.08652 54 33 17 4
488 I'm sorry I misdiagnosed you as nuts. 1.4615 0.10443 52 36 8 8
489 I had no choice, you were going bad! 1.4615 0.10926 39 25 10 4
490 So you think people are laughing at YOU when someone slips and falls? 1.4615 0.09694 52 34 12 6
491 Were you bruised as a child? 1.4615 0.08882 52 32 16 4
492 I'm a plantain, dammit! 1.4615 0.11142 52 38 4 10
493 Your fear of being 'tossed aside' is not an irrational one. 1.4615 0.08882 52 32 16 4
494 I know it's not easy but you're comparing apples and oranges. 1.4615 0.08882 52 32 16 4
495 So you've been feeling empty since the split. 1.4615 0.11527 39 26 8 5
496 And now you feel used? 1.4603 0.08414 63 40 17 6
497 No, I don't think your slips are Freudian. 1.4600 0.09984 50 33 11 6
498 You know how it is...... one slip and you're no longer top banana. 1.4600 0.09129 50 31 15 4
499 So when did you split? 1.4600 0.09566 50 32 13 5
500 Well, I'm flattered, but I think we need to keep our relationship purely slapstick. 1.4600 0.10384 50 34 9 7
501 .......and when she split, did she also take the cherry? 1.4600 0.10770 50 35 7 8
502 Might it have been a Freudian slip? 1.4600 0.09129 50 31 15 4
503 I feel like the whole world is falling down around me. 1.4600 0.09129 50 31 15 4
504 Don't give up, someone will fall for you. 1.4600 0.09129 50 31 15 4
505 You seem to be suffering from separation anxiety. 1.4600 0.09566 50 32 13 5
506 No, Robert, I asked you to show me how you FEEL. 1.4600 0.09129 50 31 15 4
507 You think you got problems. I just ate a client. 1.4600 0.10384 50 34 9 7
508 Everybody has a fear of composting. 1.4595 0.11360 37 24 9 4
509 I'm hearing that your trouble comes in bunches. 1.4583 0.10296 48 32 10 6
510 Not everyone can be top banana. 1.4583 0.09856 48 31 12 5
511 Tell me more about feeling empty inside. 1.4583 0.09396 48 30 14 4
512 Please try to pull yourself together. 1.4583 0.09856 48 31 12 5
513 The last thing I remember was how cold the ice cream was. 1.4583 0.10296 48 32 10 6
514 You say your parents were eaten by chimpanzees? 1.4583 0.10296 48 32 10 6
515 Liking chocolate, vanilla , and strawberry are signs of a split personality. 1.4583 0.09856 48 31 12 5
516 What did you expect? You fell in love with a monkey! 1.4583 0.09856 48 31 12 5
517 And you think you wanted him to fall? 1.4583 0.10296 48 32 10 6
518 You've started down a slippery slope. 1.4583 0.10718 48 33 8 7
519 You're not trash. You're compost! 1.4571 0.12531 35 24 6 5
520 Sliding scale, I presume. 1.4565 0.09172 46 28 15 3
521 Sure he slipped and fell. But what about MY pain? 1.4565 0.10635 46 31 9 6
522 Well . . the apple didn't fall far from the tree either 1.4565 0.10171 46 30 11 5
523 But not everyone can be top banana. 1.4565 0.09172 46 28 15 3
524 You feel that people only see you as a joke? 1.4565 0.09172 46 28 15 3
525 "How long did you hang around with a bad bunch? 1.4565 0.09684 46 29 13 4
526 Yes, they're laughing, but let's explore why you think it's at you. 1.4545 0.09454 44 27 14 3
527 So, you thought that the ice cream shop wanted you as an employee? 1.4545 0.11474 44 31 6 7
528 Try not to think of it as another fruitless therapy session. 1.4545 0.08686 66 44 14 8
529 I can see why you feel discarded. 1.4528 0.09549 53 35 12 6
530 Your problem is you blame yourself when others slip up. 1.4528 0.09922 53 36 10 7
531 What does it really mean to not be comfortable in your own skin 1.4528 0.09549 53 35 12 6
532 I see why you feel so empty inside. 1.4524 0.10338 42 27 11 4
533 So, you think I'm appealing, too? 1.4516 0.08505 62 40 16 6
534 Well of course everyone falls for you. 1.4510 0.08547 51 31 17 3
535 Why am I always the fall guy? 1.4510 0.08994 51 32 15 4
536 I don't think you will ever find your inner self. 1.4510 0.09420 51 33 13 5
537 So, you feel the monkey just used you. 1.4510 0.09420 51 33 13 5
538 You're not crazy, Mr. Cavendish, you're just 'bananas.' 1.4510 0.09420 51 33 13 5
539 You're really opening up today, that's a good thing. 1.4510 0.08547 51 31 17 3
540 They weren't laughing at you, they were laughing at the guy who fell. 1.4510 0.09420 51 33 13 5
541 When did this empty feeling start? 1.4500 0.10712 40 26 10 4
542 Survivor's guilt is perfectly normal. 1.4500 0.10712 40 26 10 4
543 I've been this way since the split. 1.4500 0.10096 40 25 12 3
544 I understand you were involved in a sidewalk tragedy? 1.4500 0.11294 40 27 8 5
545 Yours is the clearest case of an unresolved edible complex I have encountered in years. 1.4490 0.09698 49 32 12 5
546 Look at it this way. You're also a great source of humor. 1.4490 0.09698 49 32 12 5
547 It's not a trust issue, I always sit like this. 1.4490 0.09698 49 32 12 5
548 So, you never got over the split? 1.4490 0.10127 49 33 10 6
549 How did you feel when she fell for you? 1.4490 0.08778 49 30 16 3
550 We're making good progress peeling back the layers 1.4490 0.08778 49 30 16 3
551 I keep having this reoccurring dream that I am trying to hurt someone. 1.4490 0.09698 49 32 12 5
552 I've felt empty ever since the split. 1.4490 0.09698 49 32 12 5
553 It's not your fault. 1.4474 0.11745 38 26 7 5
554 Tell me about your fear of monkeys. 1.4468 0.09999 47 31 11 5
555 How did you feel when your friends ripened and you didn't 1.4468 0.10452 47 32 9 6
556 So your wife split? 1.4468 0.10452 47 32 9 6
557 It's like no one ever sees me. 1.4468 0.09027 47 29 15 3
558 No, Freud never mentioned 'banana envy.' 1.4468 0.10452 47 32 9 6
559 Tell me about your bunch. 1.4468 0.09999 47 31 11 5
560 So your mother was rotten and your father split 1.4468 0.08499 47 28 17 2
561 I don’t think the banana is coming back. 1.4468 0.09999 47 31 11 5
562 Two days ago you noticed brown spots. 1.4468 0.08499 47 28 17 2
563 What makes you think people are avoiding you? 1.4468 0.10885 47 33 7 7
564 This is good, this is very good, you're starting to open up now. 1.4459 0.07487 74 47 21 6
565 Yours is the worst case of separation anxiety I've ever seen. 1.4459 0.06975 74 45 25 4
566 Sure the jokes are hurtful but you need to develop a thicker skin. 1.4444 0.08634 54 34 16 4
567 First of all, you're not a joke. 1.4444 0.09824 45 29 12 4
568 So, tell me about your split. 1.4444 0.14454 27 19 4 4
569 We all get stepped on from time to time. 1.4444 0.10326 45 30 10 5
570 You've lost touch with your inner self. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
571 I'm glad to see you finally open up. 1.4444 0.09824 45 29 12 4
572 It's what's inside of you that matters. 1.4444 0.10326 45 30 10 5
573 You feel rejected because of the color of your skin? 1.4444 0.11262 45 32 6 7
574 So you have feelings of emptiness, like something is eating at you from the inside... 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
575 In retrospect, we should have discussed the 800 pound gorilla 1.4444 0.10326 45 30 10 5
576 An orange referred you to me? 1.4423 0.09278 52 34 13 5
577 You need to stop seeing other people's missteps as your own. 1.4423 0.09278 52 34 13 5
578 Uh huh..., and how that make you peel? 1.4419 0.11672 43 31 5 7
579 It's natural to feel discarded from time to time... 1.4419 0.10681 43 29 9 5
580 No, Mr. Denham, I will not call you 'Kong,' and please come down from the bookcase. 1.4419 0.11188 43 30 7 6
581 I mean, I just feel like the fall guy all the time. 1.4419 0.09589 43 27 13 3
582 Let's talk about your feeling bruised and discarded. 1.4419 0.10681 43 29 9 5
583 It's good to see you opening up. 1.4400 0.09545 50 33 12 5
584 Tell me about your "foster" parents. 1.4400 0.09963 50 34 10 6
585 Tell me more about your bruised childhood. 1.4400 0.08162 50 30 18 2
586 So you split on a sundae, right? 1.4400 0.10751 50 36 6 8
587 How are you doing post-split? 1.4400 0.09107 50 32 14 4
588 "Feelings of emptiness are common for someone in your position". 1.4400 0.09963 50 34 10 6
589 ...and then, I was skinned alive... 1.4390 0.11608 41 29 6 6
590 ...and what is your earliest memory of being stepped on? 1.4390 0.09272 41 25 14 2
591 I feel so empty on the inside 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
592 In psychoanalysis we take slips seriously. 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
593 So what is worse, when people step on you, or avoid you all together? 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
594 If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be? 1.4375 0.09371 48 31 13 4
595 So he left you for a sundae? 1.4375 0.09833 48 32 11 5
596 So he ran off with a little Chiquita, eh? 1.4375 0.10274 48 33 9 6
597 And sometimes a banana peel is just a banana peel. 1.4375 0.09833 48 32 11 5
598 I’m not falling for that one again. 1.4375 0.09371 48 31 13 4
599 It's not a homophobic slur, you are a fruit. 1.4375 0.10274 48 33 9 6
600 I believe you have a split personality. 1.4375 0.09833 48 32 11 5
601 I've spent all my life being stepped on. 1.4375 0.10274 48 33 9 6
602 Sorry about my little Freudian split -I mean, slip, sorry! 1.4375 0.09371 48 31 13 4
603 Am I hearing you say that your life no longer bears fruit? 1.4375 0.11827 32 21 8 3
604 When did your father split from the bunch and how did that make you peel? 1.4375 0.10274 48 33 9 6
605 Tell me about your nana, Nana Beau Bana. 1.4375 0.10274 48 33 9 6
606 What exactly do you mean by "empty inside"? 1.4375 0.09371 48 31 13 4
607 So you've been having a hard time since the split? 1.4375 0.09833 48 32 11 5
608 But our attempts to probe your innermost self have been fruitless. 1.4375 0.08886 48 30 15 3
609 Sometimes I feel like you're not all here. 1.4375 0.09371 48 31 13 4
610 I think we're done here. 1.4375 0.10274 48 33 9 6
611 Sometimes splits can be messy. 1.4375 0.09833 48 32 11 5
612 I know, but eventually we're all compost. 1.4364 0.09627 55 38 10 7
613 Remember what Freud said: There are no accidents. 1.4359 0.10894 39 26 9 4
614 So, what makes you think I would fall for you? 1.4348 0.09143 46 29 14 3
615 Is it possible you might be a Freudian slip? 1.4348 0.10145 46 31 10 5
616 I'm tired of being blamed for other people's slip-ups. 1.4348 0.09143 46 29 14 3
617 When did you first notice you'd lost touch with your inner self? 1.4348 0.08598 46 28 16 2
618 I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who think you're still funny. 1.4348 0.09143 46 29 14 3
619 I'm not so sure that bananopause is a real thing. 1.4348 0.10145 46 31 10 5
620 So... what I'm hearing is, it's one Freudian slip after another. 1.4348 0.10145 46 31 10 5
621 I'm just tired of people stepping all over me! 1.4348 0.10145 46 31 10 5
622 Stop calling me Chiquita! 1.4348 0.09143 46 29 14 3
623 You need to stop blaming yourself for others' slip-ups. 1.4348 0.10610 46 32 8 6
624 Had you considered that perhaps they are laughing with you? 1.4348 0.09657 46 30 12 4
625 It's like he only cared about what was on the inside... 1.4348 0.09143 46 29 14 3
626 So people step on you? 1.4348 0.10145 46 31 10 5
627 Tell me more about why you think life is fruitless. 1.4348 0.10145 46 31 10 5
628 Do you want to slip on something more comfortable? 1.4348 0.10610 46 32 8 6
629 What did the monkey do next? 1.4348 0.09657 46 30 12 4
630 This business of you just lying on the floor is very passive aggressive. 1.4340 0.08733 53 34 15 4
631 You can be open here. 1.4340 0.09901 53 37 9 7
632 Really, you must let go of the guilt. You're the one who keeps getting stepped on! 1.4318 0.09967 44 29 11 4
633 I wonder if you unconsciously want people to slip and fall. 1.4318 0.08843 44 27 15 2
634 You feel like everyone steps all over you? 1.4318 0.09967 44 29 11 4
635 Causing harm to others may be morally indefensible, but when I picture it, it still makes me laugh. 1.4318 0.09422 44 28 13 3
636 I feel used and discarded. 1.4318 0.10484 44 30 9 5
637 Well maybe you should try Standup> 1.4318 0.10976 44 31 7 6
638 We need to peel back a bit more. 1.4318 0.10484 44 30 9 5
639 When did you shed your inner self? 1.4318 0.10484 44 30 9 5
640 Any issues other than experiencing an empty feeling? 1.4318 0.10484 44 30 9 5
641 Tell me about the first time you made a Freudian slip. 1.4318 0.10484 44 30 9 5
642 How do you really peel? 1.4318 0.10976 44 31 7 6
643 My, aren't we thin skinned! 1.4314 0.08968 51 33 14 4
644 Just relax, Mr. Peel, and tell me what’s eating you. 1.4314 0.08968 51 33 14 4
645 We don't see nuts until the second year of residency. 1.4314 0.08968 51 33 14 4
646 I couldn't help it,doc, she was getting under my skin. 1.4314 0.09804 51 35 10 6
647 I suppose that was a breach of the physician-patient relationship. 1.4314 0.10196 51 36 8 7
648 Your life isn't a joke. 1.4314 0.09804 51 35 10 6
649 So she dumped you for the top banana? 1.4286 0.09108 42 26 14 2
650 Now that I've opened up, I feel vulnerable. 1.4286 0.10854 42 29 8 5
651 Ok, let's begin. Tell me how you peel. 1.4286 0.11376 42 30 6 6
652 It appears you have a split personality. 1.4286 0.10305 42 28 10 4
653 I feel like my life has become one big joke. 1.4286 0.08447 42 25 16 1
654 I'm not sure I really understand what's eating at you. 1.4286 0.09108 42 26 14 2
655 'Now tell me, what happened after the chimp first spotted you' 1.4286 0.09671 49 33 11 5
656 I'm going to have to ask you to zip yourself up. 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
657 It's not only what's inside that matters. 1.4286 0.09108 42 26 14 2
658 Was it more than a Freudian Slip? 1.4286 0.11376 42 30 6 6
659 Why do you think he fell for you? 1.4286 0.08748 49 31 15 3
660 Tell me about your loss of inner self. 1.4286 0.10305 42 28 10 4
661 So, you feel like you are always blamed when someone slips up. 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
662 the problem is your appeal 1.4286 0.10854 42 29 8 5
663 Would you like to discuss the split? 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
664 You ARE empty inside. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
665 Tell me about the day you got your peelings hurt. 1.4286 0.09108 42 26 14 2
666 So tell me exactly why the term 'second banana' is such a problem for you. 1.4286 0.08447 42 25 16 1
667 Yes, but you can't let "slippery" define who you are. 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
668 Well, it's not REALLY all about who you are on the inside. 1.4286 0.09221 49 32 13 4
669 You can't just hurt everyone that walks all over you. 1.4286 0.11376 42 30 6 6
670 It's obvious to me that you can no longer afford to ignore the eight hundred pound gorilla in the room! 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
671 So, tell me about the emptiness you say you're feeling. 1.4286 0.08447 42 25 16 1
672 And how does it make you feel when people cautiously step around? 1.4286 0.10854 42 29 8 5
673 So you hurt people, but you don't mean to? 1.4286 0.11376 42 30 6 6
674 You say you're always "the fall guy." How does that make you feel? 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
675 Slippery is one thing, but now you're being evasive. 1.4286 0.09108 42 26 14 2
676 so he left you feeling empty 1.4286 0.10514 49 35 7 7
677 Which is the bigger issue: feeling dangerous or empty? 1.4286 0.10305 42 28 10 4
678 I hear you saying you feel empty inside. 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
679 Do you understand your life is a joke 1.4286 0.09671 49 33 11 5
680 And you said the split left you feeling empty inside? 1.4286 0.09671 49 33 11 5
681 It sounds like the issues started after your split. 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
682 We don't use the phrase "he went bananas" anymore, but in your case ... 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
683 Would you say it was an amicable split? 1.4262 0.08251 61 40 16 5
684 It does appear that your last campaign took a lot out of you, Mr. Dole. 1.4259 0.09384 54 37 11 6
685 So she slipped. Get over it! 1.4255 0.08994 47 30 14 3
686 How long have you been separated? 1.4255 0.09970 47 32 10 5
687 You can't blame your parents for being a GMO. 1.4255 0.09494 47 31 12 4
688 It's not a metaphor! She literally took my manhood and turned it into a smoothie! 1.4255 0.09970 47 32 10 5
689 You mustn't feel as if you're alone. I have a whole bunch of clients like you. 1.4255 0.09970 47 32 10 5
690 Textbook garden variety slip, not a Freudian one. 1.4255 0.09494 47 31 12 4
691 I'm afraid it may be too late for Viagra. 1.4250 0.10674 40 27 9 4
692 I see. So it was a banana in your pocket. 1.4250 0.10056 40 26 11 3
693 Every day is just another accident waiting to happen. 1.4250 0.10056 40 26 11 3
694 I know how difficult this split's been for you. 1.4250 0.09397 40 25 13 2
695 So you think you have a split personality? 1.4250 0.09397 40 25 13 2
696 When he slipped, how did that make you feel? 1.4250 0.12345 40 30 3 7
697 Let's focus on the day he left you for a smoothie. 1.4250 0.10674 40 27 9 4
698 We all sometimes feel like our lives are a joke. 1.4231 0.09649 52 36 10 6
699 I'm not sure we can peel anymore layers away.. 1.4231 0.09649 52 36 10 6
700 When did you feel him slipping away from you? 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
701 Separation anxiety is not uncommon in your situation. 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
702 I've been stepped on my whole life. 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
703 No, I don't think Viagra will help you. 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
704 OK, I think we're getting into a slippery area now. 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
705 I get the sense that people avoid me. 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
706 And now you feel empty inside? 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
707 So when did you first get the feeling that people were walking all over you? 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
708 Let's explore the difference between a phallic symbol and a sex symbol. 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
709 I understand your frustration but you're a comedic icon and the transition to drama will be a challenge. 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
710 next time I want to talk to both of you 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
711 I don't think a banana can "go bananas". 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
712 This is how you feel once we have peeled back all of the layers. 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
713 That's one way to open up. 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
714 Don't be embarassed-it's important to open up. 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
715 You're turning black. Our session time is up. 1.4222 0.10773 45 32 7 6
716 I see you're still grappling with the recent split. 1.4222 0.08697 45 28 15 2
717 If you are Chiquita banana, what have you come to say? 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
718 Are you still feeling empty inside? 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
719 When daylight come and he wan' go home, how does that make you feel? 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
720 I took your advice and opened up to people, but ended up getting stepped on. 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
721 When did you two split? 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
722 Tell me about the Foster home. 1.4222 0.10773 45 32 7 6
723 Chiquita and I split up again. 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
724 I'm sorry for coming apart like this. 1.4222 0.10773 45 32 7 6
725 Tell me, what's been eating you up inside? 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
726 We call it a banana split personality disorder. 1.4211 0.11081 38 26 8 4
727 Then she said "Orange you glad I said Banana"... 1.4211 0.10419 38 25 10 3
728 Let's try to envision a solution rather than fixating on penis envy. 1.4211 0.12298 38 28 4 6
729 Sounds like a tough split but I'm sure you'll find another bunch to hang with 1.4194 0.08146 62 41 16 5
730 It sounds as though you're easily bruised. 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
731 And how are you taking the split? 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
732 Stop staring at my legs! 1.4186 0.11153 43 31 6 6
733 So Steve Jobs picked the apple instead, and it's been downhill for me ever since. 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
734 I think you are ready for group sessions with the rest of the bunch. 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
735 Maybe try opening up from the other end. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
736 A split personality doesn’t mean you're nuts. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
737 Do you think you WANTED him to slip? 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
738 Let’s analyze your nightmare about being covered in ice cream. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
739 Maybe slapstick just isn't funny anymore. 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
740 So you're depressed because you're not the top banana anymore? 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
741 So people are always taking the fall for you? 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
742 No, you could not have caused a Freudian slip! 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
743 Not all slips are Freudian. 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
744 It's just that I've never fell for a client before. 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
745 Seriously? 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
746 I think I'm a grape. 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
747 You can't be so thin skinned. 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
748 Let's call them experiences rather than slip-ups. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
749 Nope... I don't feel any better than I did when I was a couch potato. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
750 I'd like to address this extreme paranoia you have about ending up on Skid Row. 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
751 Peelings, nothing more than peelings.... 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
752 Tell me why the banana split. 1.4186 0.11153 43 31 6 6
753 Don't torture yourself. We all have separation anxiety. 1.4186 0.08950 43 27 14 2
754 Is that when you started bruising yourself? 1.4186 0.08308 43 26 16 1
755 It's a classic case of separation anxiety. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
756 And this feeling of emptiness? 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
757 You have what we call 'banana envy.' 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
758 I've never put much stock in Freudian splits -- I mean slips. 1.4186 0.11639 43 32 4 7
759 Have you had these empty feelings before? 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
760 So tell me when you first felt like everything was slipping away? 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
761 All men ever want is to slip with me. 1.4186 0.11153 43 31 6 6
762 And in these dreams, you say he's falling? 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
763 Sometimes it's not what's inside that counts. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
764 You need to stop blaming yourself for the slip ups of others. 1.4186 0.08950 43 27 14 2
765 You're not ready to start dating again. In my view, in your current state you're just an accident waiting to happen! 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
766 When did this fear of causing an accident start? 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
767 Please come out from under the couch, Bongo. 1.4186 0.11639 43 32 4 7
768 I know it may not seem it now, but you are more than just these peelings. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
769 Stop blaming yourself. It was a Freudian slip. 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
770 And just when did you feel this relationship start slipping away? 1.4186 0.11153 43 31 6 6
771 I sense you feel fruitless and unappealing. 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
772 Tell me more about your hostility toward monkeys. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
773 I just feel like people are always stepping on me. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
774 It appears that you have a banana-split personality 1.4182 0.08485 55 36 15 4
775 Why do you feel like a cliche? 1.4167 0.11530 36 25 7 4
776 Tell me about the urge to call a woman "chiquita". 1.4167 0.10242 48 34 8 6
777 Every time someone gets close to me Doc, I feel like they just slip away. 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
778 Banana-fanna-fo-fanna-fee-fi-fo-fanna----and this was a game he would play with you? 1.4167 0.08666 60 41 13 6
779 You suffer from a banana split personality 1.4167 0.09800 48 33 10 5
780 A steady gig with the National Chiropractic Association is nothing to feel guilty about. 1.4167 0.12199 36 26 5 5
781 Hmmm...you feel used and abandoned. 1.4146 0.11030 41 29 7 5
782 Any idea how many people come in here claiming to be the fall guy? 1.4146 0.09862 41 27 11 3
783 So... you feel like you're constantly seen as some kind of joke? 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
784 You are my first client that actually was able to transform peeling back layers of memories into a physical state that works out realistically and metaphorically. 1.4146 0.11030 41 29 7 5
785 So tell me, when was it that you began to peel this way? 1.4146 0.11030 41 29 7 5
786 How exactly do you feel used? 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
787 Have you considered that maybe it's not you that they're laughing at? 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
788 Why would you want to give up a career in comedy? 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
789 I watched my parents brown right in front of me 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
790 And how do you feel when the person falls? 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
791 Of course you have appeal. 1.4146 0.09862 41 27 11 3
792 When did you realize you were not organic? 1.4146 0.09862 41 27 11 3
793 I did warn you that we would peel back all the layers. 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
794 After the split, how did you peel? 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
795 ''When things go bananas, make banana bread.'' 1.4146 0.09862 41 27 11 3
796 It seems you have a banana split personality. 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
797 I'm not surprised that you feel empty inside. 1.4146 0.09223 41 26 13 2
798 The guilt is one thing, but the lawsuits are insurmountable. 1.4146 0.11030 41 29 7 5
799 Do you remember when you first experienced a feeling of emptiness? 1.4146 0.09223 41 26 13 2
800 We no longer use the term "gone bananas" anymore 1.4146 0.09862 41 27 11 3
801 Lately I've just been feeling empty inside... 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
802 Something seems to be eating you up inside. 1.4130 0.10576 46 33 7 6
803 I'm just a joke. 1.4130 0.11453 46 35 3 8
804 I admit it. I slipped up. 1.4130 0.09619 46 31 11 4
805 Why do you keep dating monkeys if you feel they always take more than they give? 1.4130 0.08556 46 29 15 2
806 And when he said that, how did that make you peel? 1.4130 0.09619 46 31 11 4
807 Peeling away the layers to get at the truth.. forgive me. It's just an expression we use. 1.4130 0.10109 46 32 9 5
808 So you feel you were labeled? 1.4130 0.08556 46 29 15 2
809 Let's talk about your family tree. 1.4130 0.09619 46 31 11 4
810 Your ex married a plantain. How does that make you feel? 1.4130 0.09619 46 31 11 4
811 I used to be young, ripe, and full of life, but now I feel like things are always slipping away from me. 1.4118 0.09772 51 36 9 6
812 So you're saying that you feel used. 1.4118 0.09363 51 35 11 5
813 What makes you think it was a Freudian slip? 1.4118 0.08934 51 34 13 4
814 I keep having this dream where every guy I meet falls flat on his ass. 1.4118 0.11264 34 23 8 3
815 Things have pretty much gone downhill since the end of vaudeville. 1.4103 0.10847 39 27 8 4
816 I have this recurring nightmare, Doc...I'm on a sidewalk and NO ONE slips! 1.4103 0.11452 39 28 6 5
817 I actually do find you a-peeling! 1.4103 0.09522 39 25 12 2
818 Have you considered joining a compost heap? 1.4103 0.09522 39 25 12 2
819 Why do you blame yourself for other people’s slip-ups? 1.4091 0.08795 44 28 14 2
820 I see something has been eating you from inside 1.4091 0.08795 44 28 14 2
821 I understand your guilt complex about the ones you've hurt, but remember, you're the one getting stepped on. 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
822 I can't understand why she didn't find you appealing. 1.4091 0.10444 44 31 8 5
823 Okay, your career as a condom model is over, but what about slapstick comedy? 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
824 Any guess why you feel empty inside? 1.4091 0.10938 44 32 6 6
825 Why do YOU think all your friends are all slipping away? 1.4091 0.08795 44 28 14 2
826 At this point, you're just arguing apples and oranges. 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
827 You feel like something's missing inside? 1.4091 0.10444 44 31 8 5
828 For next week's session, let's work on being a cantelope 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
829 Well, I suppose the only thing left for you to do is compost yourself. 1.4091 0.09377 44 29 12 3
830 When did you first feel that the people in your life were slipping away? 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
831 ...And what made you think it was a Freudian slip? 1.4091 0.10444 44 31 8 5
832 So tell me more about this empty feeling you have. 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
833 When did you begin feeling empty inside? 1.4082 0.08708 49 32 14 3
834 I'm going to suggest a good compost pile. 1.4082 0.09636 49 34 10 5
835 It seems that you have finally moved past your phallic stage. 1.4082 0.09184 49 33 12 4
836 I used to be green with envy. Now look at me. 1.4054 0.09848 37 24 11 2
837 But seriously, how does that make you peel? 1.4054 0.10583 37 25 9 3
838 Let's explore these feelings of emptiness. 1.4054 0.11270 37 26 7 4
839 Potassium dependency can be treated. 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
840 No one deserves to be stepped on. 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
841 Have you always felt this comfortable in your own skin? 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
842 Tell me more about this 'empty' feeling. 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
843 Yes you really are appealing but as your doctor I'm going to just let that slip. 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
844 So, you feel your career has been limited to slapstick comedy? 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
845 So tell me why you feel you have a split personality? 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
846 I think we're getting into slippery territory here... 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
847 I don't think the fear of being composted has a name. 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
848 So, you say you feel used and discarded? 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
849 What makes you think people are always falling for you? 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
850 To be honest, a part of me wants them to slip... 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
851 You have to stop letting people walk all over you, Nana. 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
852 You know in my day I was Top Banana. 1.4048 0.10809 42 30 7 5
853 Not feeling comfortable in your own skin is actually quite common, Mr Plantain. 1.4048 0.10809 42 30 7 5
854 I can't help but feel I'm going to be the cause of someone's downfall. 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
855 Yes, those brown spots are a sign of aging, but you were still good on the inside. 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
856 50% of all bananas split. 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
857 You seem to me to have somewhat of a split personality. 1.4048 0.10809 42 30 7 5
858 On the bright side, someone really enjoyed that banana daiquiri. 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
859 My specialties are orange rinds and cherry pits, but I've had success with clients similar to you. 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
860 You have plenty of skin in the game. You just need the guts to see it through. 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
861 You say your wife split and your life is slipping away? 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
862 I certainly understand why people keep falling for you. 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
863 Can you describe your peelings? 1.4048 0.10809 42 30 7 5
864 It's natural to feel empty inside. 1.4048 0.10809 42 30 7 5
865 So you feel used and discarded? 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
866 Why do you think you feel empty inside? 1.4048 0.11334 42 31 5 6
867 I'm tired of being blamed for everybody's slip ups! 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
868 She slipped. She fell. Get over it. 1.4043 0.09453 47 32 11 4
869 When did you get dumped by Apple? 1.4043 0.08950 47 31 13 3
870 Why do you feel you're life's one big joke? 1.4043 0.09930 47 33 9 5
871 Don't blame yourself; it was probably what we like to call a Freudian slip. 1.4035 0.07860 57 37 17 3
872 I think we've peeled backed more than you can handle today. 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
873 And was it then that you went bananas? 1.4000 0.11000 35 24 8 3
874 Well, you're right. Sometimes a banana is just a banana, but..... 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
875 After what happened at brunch on Sunday, I don't feel that it would be ethical for me to continue as your therapist. 1.4000 0.11739 35 25 6 4
876 You're experiencing survivor's guilt. 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
877 So she'll never dance again ... how do you feel about that? 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
878 How does that make you peel—sorry, feel...feel? 1.4000 0.10000 40 27 10 3
879 You're bipeeler. 1.4000 0.09337 40 26 12 2
880 You've got to rid yourself of the illusion that everyone is always falling for you. 1.4000 0.08040 55 36 16 3
881 So you feel you've lost your manhood? 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
882 No, it's perfectly natural to feel there's something missing in your life. 1.4000 0.10000 40 27 10 3
883 I'm afraid my lunch hour is almost up. 1.4000 0.11000 35 24 8 3
884 I think I know why you feel impotent. 1.4000 0.09337 40 26 12 2
885 As a Freudian, I’m intrigued, but as a feminist, you disgust me. 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
886 So when did you first stop seeing yourself as appealing? 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
887 I feel my life is just slipping away. 1.4000 0.10208 35 23 10 2
888 Being second is also valuable. 1.4000 0.11000 35 24 8 3
889 And how did it feel when the monkey tossed you aside. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
890 Being part of a bunch lost its appeal? 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
891 And when did you leave the bunch? 1.4000 0.09337 40 26 12 2
892 What did you do with the chimp? 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
893 So you suspect monkey business? 1.4000 0.09337 40 26 12 2
894 So why is it so important to be the top banana? 1.4000 0.10000 40 27 10 3
895 When I said I found you appealing, it was just a Freudian slip. 1.4000 0.09337 40 26 12 2
896 So you think you finally got that monkey off your back? 1.4000 0.09337 40 26 12 2
897 He told me I'd lost my appeal, and then he split. 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
898 I feel like I've served my purpose in life 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
899 I'm willing to make an exception and charge you on a sliding scale 1.4000 0.16859 20 15 2 3
900 Do you have composting thoughts? 1.4000 0.11209 40 29 6 5
901 I do apologize, sir. I missed breakfast. 1.4000 0.10000 40 27 10 3
902 Why do you let people to step all over you for laughs? 1.4000 0.11209 40 29 6 5
903 Let's talk about why you feel objectified by women. 1.4000 0.09211 45 30 12 3
904 Well, your appealing nature is even hard for me to resist, after all, you are easy to fall for. 1.4000 0.09744 45 31 10 4
905 Tell me about your peelings. 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
906 Lately I just feel all empty inside. 1.4000 0.09337 40 26 12 2
907 Ok.. You had a slip. So now we make a fresh start. 1.4000 0.10000 40 27 10 3
908 People think you're slippery, how does that make you feel? 1.4000 0.10000 40 27 10 3
909 Don't beat yourself up. Not everyone can do comedy. 1.3968 0.07687 63 42 17 4
910 When did you first realize you were only skin deep? 1.3968 0.08628 63 45 11 7
911 Sorry--am I getting under your skin? 1.3958 0.08802 48 32 13 3
912 They're not laughing at you. They're laughing BECAUSE of you. 1.3958 0.09292 48 33 11 4
913 Ever since he left I feel empty inside. 1.3958 0.09758 48 34 9 5
914 You feel stepped on? 1.3958 0.09758 48 34 9 5
915 So... She went ape over you? 1.3953 0.08892 43 28 13 2
916 I'm so sorry. It must be difficult to no longer be a sex object. 1.3953 0.10060 43 30 9 4
917 When he slipped and fell, how did that make you feel? 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
918 Don't be so hard on yourself. You're not an accident waiting to happen. 1.3953 0.08246 43 27 15 1
919 You'll see that there is always more to peel away 1.3953 0.10060 43 30 9 4
920 So, people don't fall for you? 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
921 You have an inedible complex. 1.3953 0.10597 43 31 7 5
922 How long has it been since your partner split? 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
923 No, I'm not saying you're bananas, but you are on a very slippery slope. 1.3953 0.08892 43 28 13 2
924 I just ate your banana, how does that make you feel? 1.3953 0.10060 43 30 9 4
925 Even my wife calls me a slippery piece of garbage. 1.3953 0.10060 43 30 9 4
926 Do you still feel that everyone you come into contact with ends up hurt? 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
927 Sorry, that was a Freudian slip. 1.3953 0.10597 43 31 7 5
928 And why do you think people keep falling for you? 1.3953 0.10060 43 30 9 4
929 Sometimes everyone feels like a joke. 1.3953 0.10597 43 31 7 5
930 My diagnosis, is a "Split Personality". 1.3947 0.09645 38 25 11 2
931 No, Ted. You're not a piece of garbage. 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
932 Tell me, when did you first feel this emptiness. 1.3947 0.09645 38 25 11 2
933 You're right. I don't think it's funny. 1.3947 0.09645 38 25 11 2
934 I'm always the fall guy. 1.3947 0.09645 38 25 11 2
935 If you were a fruit, which one would you be? 1.3947 0.11649 38 28 5 5
936 When did you last feel like hurting someone? 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
937 So tell me when you started feeling so empty inside. 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
938 It's OK. Not everything you do needs to knock people off their feet. 1.3947 0.08877 38 24 13 1
939 Is being organic really that important to your self esteem? 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
940 How do you mean, "You feel like garbage?" 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
941 Start from when you left the plantation. 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
942 Usually there's something there when I peel back the layers. 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
943 You're really beginning to open up. 1.3947 0.09645 38 25 11 2
944 To put it bluntly , you're both bruised and empty . 1.3947 0.08877 38 24 13 1
945 When did your fear of monkeys begin? 1.3947 0.08877 38 24 13 1
946 So when did you develop this fear of monkeys? 1.3947 0.11021 38 27 7 4
947 Something inside of me is missing. 1.3947 0.09645 38 25 11 2
948 It sounds like you need more potassium. 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
949 I just do marriage counseling, not banana splits. 1.3939 0.11464 33 23 7 3
950 So tell me - when did you split? 1.3922 0.07960 51 33 16 2
951 What makes you think you are slipping? 1.3913 0.10062 46 33 8 5
952 So at this stage you feel there is nothing good inside of you/ 1.3913 0.07216 69 46 19 4
953 First thing's first: sit like a lady. 1.3913 0.09570 46 32 10 4
954 People slip up. It can't always be your fault. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
955 So, at first, you found him appealing...? 1.3902 0.12036 41 32 2 7
956 So,when did you start identifying as a plantain? 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
957 In these dreams then, the monkey figure represents the manifestation of your worst fears. 1.3902 0.09159 41 27 12 2
958 Do these episodes always occur in bunches? 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
959 You're saying you made a Freudian slip...literally? 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
960 No, a fear of clowns is really very common. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
961 Everyone tells me I still have appeal, but I just feel empty inside. 1.3902 0.08467 41 26 14 1
962 Do you sometimes peel all alone? 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
963 So you feel empty inside, used and abandoned. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
964 It's clear we need to achieve some closure. 1.3902 0.09159 41 27 12 2
965 he left me for a gal named chiquita 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
966 Do *you* think you're a well-worn trope? 1.3902 0.10976 41 30 6 5
967 Your friendship with the monkey was bound to end in betrayal and a profound sense of loss. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
968 Seems like you're ripe for a change. 1.3902 0.08467 41 26 14 1
969 Your feeling of emptiness could be related to a bunch of issues 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
970 My advice--move on....we can't all be top banana 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
971 He's clearly not into you any more. 1.3902 0.08467 41 26 14 1
972 When did you first experience these empty feelings? 1.3902 0.10976 41 30 6 5
973 Animal, vegetable, or mineral. My rates are all the same. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
974 When did you first have these feelings of emptiness? 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
975 It's a textbook case of banana split personality. 1.3902 0.09159 41 27 12 2
976 You've peeled back a lot of layers in today's session. 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
977 So you say that you feel empty inside... 1.3902 0.08467 41 26 14 1
978 Every time I get close to someone I split 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
979 It was a Freudian slip, I swear. 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
980 Tell me why you don't feel appealing. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
981 To keep things in perspective, it's important to remember that it's not just your ego that was bruised... 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
982 I just haven't been the same since the split. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
983 I think you might have a future in comedy. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
984 Can you elaborate on what you mean by "I seem to have lost touch with my inner self". 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
985 When did you decide that you wanted to transition into being a Plantain? 1.3902 0.10976 41 30 6 5
986 Why do you think you bruise so easily? 1.3889 0.09982 36 24 10 2
987 Well, why do you think everyone seems to avoid you? 1.3889 0.10748 36 25 8 3
988 I just haven't been peeling right 1.3871 0.11983 31 22 6 3
989 Keep taking the medicine. I'll give you another prescription for the side effects. 1.3871 0.11983 31 22 6 3
990 So how long have you been feeling all empty inside? 1.3864 0.09319 44 30 11 3
991 Analysis is all about peeling back the layers. 1.3864 0.08734 44 29 13 2
992 You were consumed by the split? 1.3864 0.10392 44 32 7 5
993 Now that we've succussfully peeled back the layers, you need to begin work on acknowledging you're a fruit. 1.3864 0.09870 44 31 9 4
994 I just feel so used and discarded. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
995 I can just feel my life slipping away 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
996 So when you say you feel empty inside... 1.3846 0.06812 52 32 20 0
997 How do you feel, now that you've opened up so much? 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
998 So,tell me again about growing up in the Republic. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
999 So, when did you first realize that you were an orange in a banana's body?" 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1000 'Empty inside?' Elaborate. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1001 It's hardly egotistical for YOU to think about bringing Trump down. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1002 So tell me when this feeling of emptiness began. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1003 When did you start going bananas? 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1004 Every day I wake up, I feel like an accident waiting to happen. 1.3846 0.08705 39 25 13 1
1005 So you were never the same after the split? 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1006 It's always apples versus oranges and I'm really starting to feel left out. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1007 I'm here because of a split. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1008 Tell me again why it was an accident? 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1009 You use humor to deflect the pain of your inner emptiness. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1010 How long have you felt this rotten? 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1011 I'm telling you doc, I just feel empty on the inside. 1.3846 0.08751 52 36 12 4
1012 No. I don't think you're nuts; but you may be bananas 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1013 Why do you believe only clowns fall for you? 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1014 What did you do to prepare yourself for the inevitable split. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1015 'A classic case of banana envy.' 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1016 You need to stop letting people walk all over you. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1017 . . . but in your case whipped cream, nuts and fudge are suggestive of a split personality . . . 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1018 Stop staring at my shoes that way. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1019 Let's start with your tallyman 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1020 Now tell me how that made you peel? 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1021 You're a piece of inedible garbage, deal with it 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1022 About your feeling of emptiness inside... 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1023 I don't think appeal is what you're lacking. 1.3846 0.11391 39 29 5 5
1024 Yes, laughter is healthy, but not at the expense of others. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1025 Zip it up, buster. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1026 It's ok, it was just a Freudian slip. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1027 I just feel empty. 1.3846 0.08705 39 25 13 1
1028 And what makes you think people have been avoiding you? 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1029 Naturally, you're moving from separation anxiety to grieving a central loss. 1.3846 0.08705 39 25 13 1
1030 You need to reconnect with your inner self. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1031 And why do you think you feel empty inside? 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1032 i know you feel empty inside since your husband split, but you still have appeal 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1033 You have a split personality disorder. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1034 I was top banana until I lost my wife on a Sundae. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1035 So your grandfather was in vaudeville ? 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1036 I really feel like she got me to open up and then she just took out my insides and threw me away. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1037 Five more minutes, and you have to split. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1038 You said yourself that monkey was just using you. 1.3846 0.08705 39 25 13 1
1039 A Freudian slip, no doubt. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1040 When did you notice that people are trying to avoid you? 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1041 Slip? No that's Freudian. I'm a Jungian. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1042 Tell me more about your split. 1.3830 0.09401 47 33 10 4
1043 I just seem to let people walk all over me. 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1044 You say you feel empty inside? 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1045 Everyone I get close to just walks all over me. Then we both get hurt. 1.3824 0.10354 34 23 9 2
1046 No one falls for me anymore. 1.3824 0.10354 34 23 9 2
1047 How did you end up on skid row? 1.3824 0.09455 34 22 11 1
1048 I understand, but sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.3824 0.10354 34 23 9 2
1049 Sometimes I feel people only care about what's on the inside. 1.3824 0.10354 34 23 9 2
1050 I can see why you feel nothing inside. 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1051 It's not you fault. They should look where they're stepping. 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1052 People are simply more cautious now. 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1053 Trust me, you're not the first. At least half my patients are 'bananas'. 1.3824 0.10354 34 23 9 2
1054 Well, it all started when Carmen Miranda and I first met. 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1055 You say you've lost your inner self? 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1056 Guilt? Why? After all, he stepped on you. 1.3824 0.11953 34 25 5 4
1057 What makes you think he just wanted you for your body? 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
1058 When did you decide to change careers from health foods to comedy? 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
1059 Is is possible not everyone shares your sense of humor? 1.3810 0.11279 42 32 4 6
1060 You say you feel empty inside---tell me more. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
1061 So, you say you feel empty and fear you could be a danger to yourself or others... 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
1062 ...and then she said, "or are you just happy to see me...". 1.3810 0.08986 42 28 12 2
1063 So where did we leave off? Oh, yes. You feel empty and ripe for change. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
1064 Maybe a split is just what your relationship needs. 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
1065 To be honest, there's a reason everyone treats you like some sort of joke. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
1066 How did that make you feel, when they just threw you away like that? 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
1067 Well, I think this was a very fruitful session. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
1068 I have a lot of patients with a split personality 1.3810 0.08986 42 28 12 2
1069 I feel like my life is just some big joke. 1.3810 0.08292 63 45 12 6
1070 Maybe you're just bananas 1.3810 0.11279 42 32 4 6
1071 So, why don't you think you have appeal? 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
1072 You're telling me it was a Freudian slip? 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1073 It’s not your fault you were the only survivor of the bunch. 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
1074 I don't know what it is Doctor. I just don't see the humor in it anymore... 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1075 Ever since I opened up to you, I get the feeling that everyone is avoiding me. 1.3784 0.11850 37 28 4 5
1076 ...and why do you think people are laughing at you? 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1077 Slipped up again, eh? 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
1078 She took the house, my car, and over 80 nutrients. 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1079 Tell me more about these feelings you have about always being on the outside.... 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
1080 But you ARE empty inside. 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1081 So you think that you're responsible for the Freudian slip? 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1082 'Appeal' is all I have left 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1083 You seem to have a split personality. 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1084 When did you first start to feel empty inside? 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1085 Tell me more about you and your partner's split? 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1086 Don't be discouraged – not all women care about that. 1.3784 0.08964 37 24 12 1
1087 ... but the important thing is that YOU know sometimes a banana is just a banana 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
1088 I have never felt so empty. 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1089 "So you feel your life is slipping away"! 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1090 Lying on a sidewalk may be your most rewarding career option! 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
1091 When do you feel your life became a joke? 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1092 Did you consider the possibility that it's not you people are laughing at when you get stepped on? 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1093 No, I don't see your appeal. 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1094 Could it be that you're still grieving after the split? 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1095 I'm sick and tired of being stepped on. 1.3784 0.08964 37 24 12 1
1096 It's not at all unusual for peels to have banana envy. 1.3784 0.11850 37 28 4 5
1097 Do you feel that going out with such an ape has left you empty? 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
1098 Let's talk about the split 1.3784 0.11850 37 28 4 5
1099 I am curious - yellow. 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
1100 I feel like such a cliche. 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1101 You need to understand the difference between making a 'Freudian Slip' and making a Freud slip. 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1102 I feel like everyone is avoiding me. 1.3778 0.10195 45 33 7 5
1103 Crazy crazy bo-bazy, banana-fana fo-fazy, fee-fy mo-mazy, crazy. 1.3778 0.09150 45 31 11 3
1104 I didn't say you were JUST a banana. 1.3774 0.09026 53 38 10 5
1105 Say it.."I'm a fruit." Doesn't that feel good? 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1106 When did you first feel this emptiness? 1.3750 0.09786 32 21 10 1
1107 ...and when did you start peeling this way? 1.3750 0.09786 32 21 10 1
1108 I've been feeling empty ever since my banana split from me. 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1109 People keep stepping on me like it's a joke. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
1110 Maybe people are laughing "with" you. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
1111 So you feel everyone steps on you 1.3750 0.07457 56 37 17 2
1112 Fine. And how do YOU peel? 1.3750 0.10554 40 29 7 4
1113 I feel people are trying to avoid me. 1.3750 0.10554 40 29 7 4
1114 So, do you think you lost your appeal after the banana split? 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1115 So, this "emptiness" started when the banana split? 1.3750 0.15711 24 19 1 4
1116 I'm just afraid that no one will ever fall for me. 1.3750 0.10554 40 29 7 4
1117 When did you first feel you'd become cliché? 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
1118 People really need to look where they're going. It's not your fault. 1.3750 0.08539 40 26 13 1
1119 I am afraid you are suffering from a split personality 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
1120 Why do you refuse to be labeled? 1.3750 0.17970 16 12 2 2
1121 No, those slips aren't Freudian. 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1122 You have a banana split personality. 1.3750 0.09032 56 41 9 6
1123 Freudian slips come naturally to me. 1.3750 0.11666 32 23 6 3
1124 It's called an Oedipeel complex. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
1125 And just like that, you split? 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
1126 So, how did it make you feel when she slipped? 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
1127 Ok, so how did it make you feel after you found out your mother was a plantain? 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
1128 Why has no one ever fallen for me? 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
1129 What do you mean they don't find you appealing? 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
1130 Well, it didn't take too long for you turn bad. 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
1131 Forgive and accept. People slip. 1.3750 0.08539 40 26 13 1
1132 Is being a comedy staple so terrible ? 1.3750 0.10554 40 29 7 4
1133 Now really? A Freudian slip? 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
1134 Say more about this feeling of emptiness you have. 1.3750 0.08744 48 33 12 3
1135 I feel like I'm a harm to myself and others. 1.3750 0.09786 32 21 10 1
1136 Talk to me about your split. 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1137 I'm sure that was a Freudian slip. 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1138 How should I feel? People just rip out my insides and throw me aside! 1.3750 0.11144 40 30 5 5
1139 So tell why you see your life slipping away. 1.3731 0.07317 67 46 17 4
1140 Do you consider yourself to be low, average or high in potassium? 1.3731 0.08191 67 49 11 7
1141 So what makes you think you're not appealing? 1.3721 0.09996 43 31 8 4
1142 You silly doofus, the fruit flies really ARE after you. 1.3721 0.09996 43 31 8 4
1143 Sometimes a banana peel is just a banana peel. 1.3721 0.09996 43 31 8 4
1144 You've got to stop seeing yourself as a second banana. 1.3721 0.09996 43 31 8 4
1145 I feel you've lost touch with your inner self. 1.3714 0.09245 35 23 11 1
1146 Try to be optimistic. Slapstick could always make a comeback. 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1147 First, are you a starfish or a banana peel, as that may affect my diagnosis. 1.3714 0.11657 35 26 5 4
1148 I feel like a part of me is missing. 1.3714 0.09245 35 23 11 1
1149 Not every fruit gets to have zest. 1.3714 0.11657 35 26 5 4
1150 I think you are suffering from Plantain envy. 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1151 I get the feeling everyone's trying to avoid me. 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1152 When I said I wanted you to be open with me, that's not exactly what I meant 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1153 In our last session, Mr. Banana, you were confused as to whether you were appealing, or just a peeling. It looks like you resolved that issue. 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1154 No, you do not have split personality disorder 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1155 Don't blame the monkey. 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1156 OK, you feel that "a certain something is missing". Can you elaborate? 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1157 I understand the split has caused you a lot of grief. 1.3714 0.09245 35 23 11 1
1158 Well, it was a very difficult split 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1159 Ever consider a career in comedy? 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1160 When did you begin to feel you were just a shell of your former self? 1.3714 0.11657 35 26 5 4
1161 "It wasn't your fault. He was probably distracted and slipped. I see this a lot". 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1162 Just because your father was a plantain, it doesn't mean you're not bananas. 1.3714 0.11657 35 26 5 4
1163 Which hurts more: When people walk all over you? Or the laughter? 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1164 You say that you were abruptly separated from your siblings? 1.3714 0.11657 35 26 5 4
1165 You need to understand your appeal. 1.3714 0.11657 35 26 5 4
1166 So tell me how the split affected your childhood. 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1167 I'd like to suggest our Fruit Salad group therapy for you. 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1168 I want to help peel back the layers. 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1169 So he slipped. People laughed. It’s not really your fault. 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1170 And how do the bruises and the emptiness make you feel? 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1171 I can assure you...you ARE more than just a cliche 1.3704 0.08060 54 37 14 3
1172 ...or are you just happy to see me? 1.3696 0.10476 46 35 5 6
1173 Carmen Miranda! Carmen Miranda! Get over her! 1.3696 0.07838 46 30 15 1
1174 What is this obsession with monkeys? 1.3696 0.10004 46 34 7 5
1175 I'm going to slip on something more comfortable. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1176 Let's talk about why you feel so empty inside. 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1177 When did you first feel you were a zucchini? 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1178 I, I just feel like there's something missing. Like I'm empty inside. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1179 You'd rather be empty than risk going soft. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1180 You seem to be suffering from a split personality. 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
1181 Did the split end badly? 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1182 It's good to see that you are finally opening up. 1.3684 0.07930 38 24 14 0
1183 Don't you ever get tired of people stepping on you? 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1184 Note to self: this one is completely bananas. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1185 I suggest a cat…monkeys are trouble. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1186 Interesting... this friend... A lawyer... You think he's just using you... 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1187 People just walk all over me. 1.3684 0.08781 38 25 12 1
1188 Nothing personal, buy you're heading down a slippery slope. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1189 I can tell by your filthy thoughts you've been hanging around with a rotten bunch. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1190 You slipped? You need to go back to rehab. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1191 Tell me more about the day your parents split. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1192 I just don't get the appeal in hanging with the rest of the bunch. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1193 You're right, it is a slippery slope. 1.3684 0.08781 38 25 12 1
1194 In my diagnosis, I'd say you have 'split personality disorder.' 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1195 How long have you felt this emptiness? 1.3684 0.11370 19 12 7 0
1196 So, you feel like you're not all there? Empty inside? 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1197 You were saying you feel all eaten up inside. . . 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1198 I know you don't like to talk about your ex, but we need to discuss the split 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1199 But what's really missing on the inside? 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1200 My life is a joke. 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
1201 Okay, I'll write you a prescription for Viagra. 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
1202 Why sidewalks? 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
1203 So what do think’s causing all these slip-ups? 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1204 Of course you feel stepped on. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1205 Let's focus on being less under foot and more in hand. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1206 So, did the Viagra help at all? 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1207 Try to remember: they're not laughing at you, they're laughing with you. 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1208 What do you mean, you've been looking at my slip? 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1209 Why do you feel people don't take you seriously? 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1210 It seems like every guy I meet ends up falling for me... 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1211 I'm thinking split personality. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1212 I can assure you that I will not fall for you!!! 1.3684 0.08781 38 25 12 1
1213 Did you just call me Chiquita? 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1214 How long have you had this feeling of emptiness? 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1215 So you told him to stop monkey-ing around, and then what happened? 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1216 ...And you feel that something is missing? 1.3684 0.08781 38 25 12 1
1217 How long have you believed that deep down inside you were actually a starfish? 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1218 She tossed me for a plantain. And they say size doesn't matter! 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1219 I'm sick of being the fall guy. 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1220 Don't let him treat you like garbage. 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1221 And what makes you think people avoid you? 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1222 You say you're feeling empty inside? 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1223 Your insecurity is certainly not due lack of appeal. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1224 And just why do you not feel part of the bunch anymore? 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1225 Can you tell me why you split up? 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1226 Not your fault. He should have looked where he was walking. 1.3676 0.06919 68 46 19 3
1227 Worthless piece of trash or compost? 1.3673 0.09536 49 36 8 5
1228 Technically speaking, it's dissociative personality disorder. But in your case, we'll just go with split personality. 1.3667 0.11227 30 21 7 2
1229 So how long have you had these feelings of being totally discarded? 1.3667 0.11227 30 21 7 2
1230 But I find you very appealing... 1.3659 0.10334 41 30 7 4
1231 That's okay, I'm not a Freudian. 1.3659 0.10334 41 30 7 4
1232 Who knew "going bananas" was a real thing? 1.3659 0.10908 41 31 5 5
1233 What makes you think you have a split personality? 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
1234 Well, you may think it was a slip, but I think it was a relapse. 1.3659 0.10334 41 30 7 4
1235 Do you find yourself appealing. 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
1236 And why do you think that was a Freudian slip? 1.3659 0.08378 41 27 13 1
1237 Your case is appealing to me. 1.3659 0.10908 41 31 5 5
1238 I dunno...I just feel empty all the time. 1.3659 0.09077 41 28 11 2
1239 It's no longer called a split personality. 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
1240 And then they called me 'yella'. 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
1241 Your wife's reason for the divorce is that you were an accident waiting to happen? 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
1242 I seem to have lost my purpose in life. 1.3659 0.10334 41 30 7 4
1243 I'm going to certify you bananas. 1.3636 0.09553 33 22 10 1
1244 My parents were both fostered. 1.3636 0.12923 33 26 2 5
1245 How old were you when your parents split? 1.3636 0.09553 33 22 10 1
1246 When you hear someone say "an apple a day keeps the doctor away," how does that make you feel? 1.3636 0.10328 44 33 6 5
1247 When did you first start feeling empty inside? 1.3636 0.10497 33 23 8 2
1248 So tell me, doc . . . am I bananas? 1.3636 0.09553 33 22 10 1
1249 "Ate" is such a strong word. 1.3636 0.11305 44 35 2 7
1250 I'm tempted to ask how that makes you peel. 1.3636 0.09553 33 22 10 1
1251 Do you think that was a freudian slip? 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
1252 You caused a Freudian slip. 1.3636 0.10497 33 23 8 2
1253 I loved my mother and father, but I did feel hostility toward the rest of the bunch. 1.3636 0.09803 44 32 8 4
1254 So......how long have you had this feeling that you are always being stepped on.....? 1.3636 0.09248 44 31 10 3
1255 Have you ever tried going for a laugh that wasn't at somebody else's expense? 1.3636 0.08504 33 21 12 0
1256 After you gave him the slip, what happened next? 1.3636 0.09553 33 22 10 1
1257 Have you looked for jobs in sex education? 1.3636 0.08748 55 40 10 5
1258 Sometimes the emotional bruises can hurt worse. 1.3636 0.12168 33 25 4 4
1259 I've really slipped up this time. 1.3636 0.08658 44 30 12 2
1260 Yes, I agree that it was a slip, but are you sure it was Freudian? 1.3636 0.10497 33 23 8 2
1261 Being rejected by Chiquita is no reason to feel you've lost your a peel. 1.3636 0.11364 33 24 6 3
1262 No one can make you feel like trash without your permission. 1.3636 0.11364 33 24 6 3
1263 I see this could lead to a Freudian Slip 1.3636 0.12168 33 25 4 4
1264 I tend to trip people up. I guess that's why they don't like me. 1.3636 0.11364 33 24 6 3
1265 I’m sorry but even without that part it's unethical for me to date a patient. 1.3636 0.12168 33 25 4 4
1266 Well, we can all agree that you aren't completely bananas. 1.3636 0.10497 33 23 8 2
1267 I identify myself as a peach, so I should be allowed to use the peach bathroom. 1.3636 0.10497 33 23 8 2
1268 Perhaps the term 'fruit' was descriptive, not derogatory. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1269 I hear you saying you feel like an accident waiting to happen. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1270 It's natural to feel you've lost the best part of yourself in a split. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1271 What do you do for fun? 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1272 You may be irrational, but you're not bananas. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1273 No, I don't want to slip into something a little more comfortable! 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1274 Well, that was highly unethical, but I needed that. I do often get hangry during these sessions. 1.3611 0.12053 36 28 3 5
1275 What's your secret for mastering the splits? It's very appealing. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1276 No, I believe you. You don't need to show it to me. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1277 What did he think was going to happen if he kept stepping all over you? 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1278 I get it now. It wasn't the split. You feel that you've been stepped on all your life. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1279 Next time can you bring your other half? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1280 You made who slip? 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1281 So you've lost touch with your inner self-tell me about that. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1282 Even though you have no substance, you can still have appeal. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1283 I wasn't ready. 1.3611 0.12053 36 28 3 5
1284 You seem to be suffering from a split personality disorder. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1285 I'm afraid I'm not as appealing as I once was. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1286 My fear of death intensified with the appearance of brown spots. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1287 So you just let people step all over you? 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1288 If the clown has forgiven you, don't you think it's time to let it go? 1.3611 0.06651 72 49 20 3
1289 Yeah, I was hanging in there for a while. Now... Not so much. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1290 A hazard to anyone who encounters you? Don't you think that's a little theatrical? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1291 So I said let's split and she laughed. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1292 What constitutes "appeal" can be very slippery, as you know. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1293 They're not laughing at you. They're laughing at him. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1294 It is my fault she slipped out of my life. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1295 Premature evacuation happens to everyone. 1.3611 0.12053 36 28 3 5
1296 It's too soon to say if it's split personality disorder, but the diagnosis is appealing. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1297 You pay on a sliding scale. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1298 Whether I find you appealing is beside the point 1.3611 0.08119 36 23 13 0
1299 Tell me what led to the split. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1300 Well, is it possible that he never would have been comfortable in his own skin? 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1301 How do you feel about vanilla ice cream, crushed nuts and whipped cream? 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1302 Let's find the inner you. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1303 What do you think she meant by Second Banana? 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1304 There are no more layers to peel. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1305 Why do you feel like the world is waiting for you to slip up? 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1306 Based on what you told me about your mother, I'm afraid you've got what we call an edible complex. 1.3611 0.08119 36 23 13 0
1307 It's not your fault that they don't watch where they're walking. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1308 And how does the split make you peel? 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1309 No, I don't think all those slips were Freudian. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1310 You need to quit being a fall guy. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1311 Lately it seems like everyone is avoiding me. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1312 Please, tell me how you peel. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1313 It's not what's on your outside that counts, it's what's on your—oh, right. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1314 tell me more about this feeling of emptiness inside... 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1315 So, why don't you tell me about the split? 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1316 So you were born a banana but identify as a kumquat? 1.3611 0.12053 36 28 3 5
1317 You'll be fine -- I deal with splits all the time. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1318 I'm sorry, I charge by the hour, not the pound. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1319 So the melody didn't bother you as much as the lyrics to 'Yes, we have no bananas?' 1.3611 0.12053 36 28 3 5
1320 So, when did you first notice you felt so empty inside? 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1321 Textbook Freudian slip. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1322 Did you always know you were funny? 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1323 How long have you felt all eaten up inside? 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1324 You feel empty inside? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1325 Sometimes it feels like my life is just an endless series of slip-ups 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1326 Actually, you ARE the butt of a lot of jokes. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1327 Sorry I laughed. Go on... 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1328 Lately i've just felt empty inside... 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1329 Perhaps your low potassium is causing your depression. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1330 Splits happen, bru. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1331 No I won't let you crawl under my shoe. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1332 I, too, fear the vegans. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1333 Sure people blame you too much for their falls, but I am sensing some real guilt here, too. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1334 So you say you're not peeling very well. 1.3611 0.08119 36 23 13 0
1335 I used to be the top banana..... 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1336 So, since when have you had this hollow feeling. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1337 I'm going to recommend a Jungian colleague of mine. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1338 It's evident to me that your problems are more than skin deep. 1.3611 0.08119 36 23 13 0
1339 I think you may be unclear about the meaning of a 'Freudian slip' 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1340 Maybe people are laughing with you, not at you? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1341 I would say you're ripe for analysis. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1342 She took all of me. I feel so empty inside. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1343 You're not the first banana I've had that feels on the inside they're really a plantain. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1344 There's usually more to talk about once we've peeled back all these layers. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1345 When did you first start believing you were actually a plantain? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1346 Sometimes I think I'd be better off bread. 1.3611 0.12053 36 28 3 5
1347 I thought it was a minor slip-up. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1348 So, you and Cherry decided to make the split? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1349 Take your time. I'm comfortable with silence. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1350 What matters is whether you believe our sessions have become fruitless. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1351 Just because it's cliche doesn't mean it isn't painful. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1352 People step all over me and then pretend like they're the victim. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1353 So, what would make you think that you have a split personality? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1354 Sometimes I just feel like such a joke. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1355 You are not alone: A split personality can drive anyone bananas. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1356 So, you're feeling empty? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1357 When did you start feeling empty? 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
1358 I don't know, doc. I just feel so empty inside. 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
1359 Tell me about your childhood, Chiquita 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
1360 So why do you feel empty on the inside? 1.3590 0.07782 39 25 14 0
1361 How did you feel when he threw you aside? 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
1362 I said you might have Multiple Personality Disorder. I never said you were bananas. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
1363 When your mom split, how did that make you peel? 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1364 What I hear you saying is that you feel unappealing! 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
1365 How long has The Name Game been your favorite song? 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1366 So how did you FEEL when he took what he wanted, then just discarded you? 1.3590 0.08605 39 26 12 1
1367 I wouldn't take it personally. Sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1368 Emotionally, you are just an accident waiting to happen. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
1369 No. A "Freudian slip" is a different thing. 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1370 Well, do you think that you're a tired, old joke? 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1371 Your insides have been sliced up, slathered in buttery sauce and ignited over a bed of vanilla ice cream? I'm afraid we'll need another session to unpack that metaphor, Mr. Foster. 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1372 Now how do these dreams of clowns stepping on you make you feel? 1.3590 0.11897 39 31 2 6
1373 Why do you think you chose a therapist with high heels? 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1374 Yes, Plantain is bigger, but your sweeter. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
1375 Your symptoms indicate a split personality... 1.3590 0.08605 39 26 12 1
1376 "When did realize that making people slip and fall made you happy?' 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
1377 There's only so long you can hide the bruises 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
1378 So why do you think your whole family is bananas? 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1379 Maybe daylight has come and you can't go home anymore.' 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
1380 Why do you think people walk all over you? 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1381 When did you notice something was missing? 1.3590 0.08605 39 26 12 1
1382 People see you as a walking joke? 1.3571 0.10122 42 31 7 4
1383 It's what's inside that really counts. 1.3571 0.11211 42 33 3 6
1384 Were you teased for growing upside down? 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1385 Tell me about the first time you felt like your life was a joke. 1.3556 0.08502 45 31 12 2
1386 Today I want to focus on your fear of clowns. 1.3556 0.08502 45 31 12 2
1387 Now tell me what's going on inside. 1.3556 0.09617 45 33 8 4
1388 When did you feel that you were accident prone? 1.3548 0.10923 31 22 7 2
1389 Tell me about your family tree. 1.3548 0.09890 31 21 9 1
1390 You must feel very empty inside. 1.3529 0.08319 34 22 12 0
1391 Maybe it was just a freudian slip? 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1392 This is a breakthrough. You finally opened up. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1393 He did that and then cast you aside? 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1394 Really, your the victim? 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1395 What can I say, doc? I slipped up. 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1396 You need to find your center. 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1397 So, how are you coping with the split? 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1398 People slip on all kinds of things - don't feel so guilty. 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1399 When did start feeling like garbage? 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1400 You can split, but you paid for the full hour. 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1401 nd how long have you felt like an accident waiting to happen? 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1402 Have you always been thin-skinned? 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1403 I'm glad you're being so open with me. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1404 You have to stop blaming yourself, he's the one who slipped! 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1405 I've been feeling quite empty lately. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1406 You need to stop dating all these low hanging fruit. 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1407 I see you're peeling better 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1408 Do women actually fall for that? 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1409 A Freudian slipped? 1.3529 0.12583 34 27 2 5
1410 I feel like there's a part of me missing 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1411 so, he only wanted you for your potassium? 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1412 Sounds like separation anxiety. 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1413 We all slip up sometimes. Forgive yourself and move on. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1414 What's the difference that you ended up in a banana cream pie rather than a banana split? They're both to die for. 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1415 "It's not your fault people keep falling for you". 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1416 She was only interested in my body. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1417 You're unpeeling me with your eyes. 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1418 Tell me about the split. 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1419 Yes, I do understand emptiness. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1420 ...and, yes, sometimes a banana peel is just a banana peel. 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1421 I get it, you're not the top banana anymore. 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1422 Explain to me again why you feel your life is so fruitless. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1423 Well, you are slippery. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1424 I WOULD NOT REFER TO THIS SESSION AS FRUITLESS 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1425 I really think we are making progress in peeling back your emotional layers. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1426 You blame yourself for everyone else's slip ups. 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1427 I'm tired of being the fall guy. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1428 And when someone slipped on you, how did that make you feel? 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1429 And when did you feel you were slipping? 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1430 So how long have you had this fear of being stepped on? 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
1431 Have you ever heard of a Freudian slip-and-fall? 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
1432 It seems a bit late to be worrying about size. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
1433 Your lack of an inner-self appears to be the crux of the problem. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
1434 Tell me about life after the split. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
1435 If you were the Invisible _Gentleman_ you'd use a fig leaf. 1.3514 0.12385 37 30 1 6
1436 Talk to me about your Freudian slip. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
1437 Now, perhaps, we can get in touch with your feminine side. 1.3514 0.11764 37 29 3 5
1438 You understand that the falls, the slapstick...that's not you. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
1439 When did you first notice people avoiding you? 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
1440 Pull your self together. By: Tommy Gibbons, Age 11 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
1441 Technically, what you experienced is not a Freudian slip. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
1442 Let's talk about what's getting under your skin. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
1443 I do think we've made progress since the split. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
1444 She decided I no longer appealed to her so last Sunday she split and hooked up with a fast-talking plantain -- a real smoothie. 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
1445 So, when did you first have this feeling that people were avoiding you? 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
1446 Let's peel that back 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
1447 I guess I just don't understand why I always have to be the fall guy. 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
1448 Doctor, I haven't been feeling comfortable in my own skin lately. 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
1449 I think you lost your identity with all that knock knock stuff 1.3500 0.09164 40 28 10 2
1450 Look, I admit you have appeal, but sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.3500 0.10470 40 30 6 4
1451 Something's eating you up inside. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1452 It's normal to feel that you've lost your inner self at times, but I'm afraid it's permanent in your case. 1.3500 0.09838 40 29 8 3
1453 Do you think other people ever feel empty inside? 1.3500 0.10470 40 30 6 4
1454 How long have you felt like trash? 1.3500 0.09164 40 28 10 2
1455 Just how often do you hear, "Day-O" ringing in your ears? 1.3488 0.09344 43 31 9 3
1456 In your case, I'd have to say the emptiness you feel inside is justified. 1.3488 0.10462 43 33 5 5
1457 No, you're definitely not a nutcase. 1.3478 0.09936 46 35 6 5
1458 So tell me more about the split. 1.3469 0.08527 49 35 11 3
1459 Are you here from Costa Rica LEGALLY? 1.3469 0.09012 49 36 9 4
1460 'You're just not appealing.' 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
1461 Now let's discuss why you let people walk all over you. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
1462 We all sometimes feel like second banana. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
1463 This may sound unprofessional, but I find you appealing 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
1464 You must have felt very exposed. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
1465 I'm just constantly getting stepped on, you know? 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
1466 Can you say more about what is inside you? 1.3438 0.09640 32 22 9 1
1467 What else do you feel besides emptiness? 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
1468 Well, it's about what is on the inside that matters, and maybe that is your problem. 1.3438 0.10634 32 23 7 2
1469 After all these sessions, I was hoping that we could finally go a little deeper than "I come from a strange bunch." 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
1470 My wife says I've lost my appeal. 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
1471 ...and how long have you felt this sense of emptiness, this loss of purpose? 1.3438 0.10634 32 23 7 2
1472 It all started when a bunch of us got together for a friendly breakfast... 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
1473 You should try to be more thick-skinned. 1.3438 0.09640 32 22 9 1
1474 Daylight came and he wanna go home. 1.3438 0.09640 32 22 9 1
1475 I'm afraid you're suffering from what we call a banana split personality. 1.3438 0.09640 32 22 9 1
1476 The fact that people keep blaming you for their slip-ups should not make you paranoid. 1.3438 0.10634 32 23 7 2
1477 It's a classic case of a split personality. 1.3438 0.12386 32 25 3 4
1478 I'm going to help you find your inner self 1.3438 0.10634 32 23 7 2
1479 I had it again! That same dream of being eaten alive next to three giant scoops of ice cream. 1.3438 0.10634 32 23 7 2
1480 The accident wasn't your fault. 1.3438 0.08531 32 21 11 0
1481 Don't judge yourself. A bad split can be hard to handle. 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
1482 ...and why do you find it funny to make people slip and fall? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1483 Do you feel life slipping away? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1484 Doctor, there's something that's been eating away at me. 1.3429 0.08140 35 23 12 0
1485 You grew up in a poor country, came here against your will in a cardboard box, and are routinely criticized for not being as good as your peers. Of course you'd want revenge. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1486 And how does giving them the slip make you feel? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1487 When did you begin to feel you weren't top banana? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1488 You have banana split personality syndrome. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1489 I know you feel empty inside but please remember you still have a peel. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1490 For how long have you felt that something is missing? 1.3429 0.08140 35 23 12 0
1491 It wasn't your fault 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1492 And sometimes a cigar is just a good smoke. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1493 I know, it's a slippery slope. 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1494 Perhaps you hurt others because you feel empty inside? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1495 How long have you felt that there's something missing in your life 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1496 Your split personality took me aback. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1497 Lucky for you I specialize in banana splits 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1498 Clearly, you're suffering from a split personality. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1499 And how did that make you peel? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1500 Ever since I opened up to my girlfriend, I've had this very empty feeling inside. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1501 Your fear of becoming a vegetable is irrational. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1502 I can't listen to any more. Daylight come and me wanna go home. 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1503 Yes, Freud slipped here. 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1504 I'm not denying your appeal, but I am your doctor. 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1505 Can you tell me what's eating you up inside? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1506 Would you say you've grown a thicker skin after the split? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1507 So how did you feel after you split? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1508 Why is it you feel everyone around you keeps getting hurt? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1509 Steve Martin walked away from comedy, so why can't you? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1510 Tell me how you're feeling about the split. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1511 Tell me more about this Freudian slip. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1512 Knock, Knock 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1513 I don't know what happened—I just feel empty inside. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1514 Tell me how you're peeling 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1515 Of course you're not bananas! 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1516 You'll just have to face it. You are spineless 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1517 Well, we start by peeling back all the layers. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1518 I'm sick and tired of being second 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1519 Tell me more about your transition out of comedy. 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1520 It is called seperation anxiety. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1521 Still, a part of you will always be in her fruit salad. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1522 So you think you've lost your banana. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1523 I can assure you, the recurring dream of being stepped on is no joke. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1524 Why do You think you always hurt the ones around you? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1525 No, I don't know how many Freudians it take to slip on a banana peel! 1.3429 0.12260 35 28 2 5
1526 I would call it a Freudian slip. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1527 Tell me how you feel about being eaten by a monkey? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1528 And how does it make YOU feel that he slipped and broke his neck? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1529 I'm getting tired of these Freudian slips. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1530 So she wanted a split? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1531 Again, you're heading down a slippery slope. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1532 Of course you feel empty, your banana split. 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1533 I couldn't help myself. I just finished working out and I was feeling hypoglycemic. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1534 Has the fact that you didn't get a blue sticker been eating at you ? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1535 I just don't find myself appealing anymore. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1536 How long have you felt a danger to others? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1537 So what makes you think every cute guy is going to just fall over you? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1538 Don't feel guilty--everyone slips up now and then. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1539 Tell me about your last Freudian slip 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1540 Stop blaming yourself. It's not your fault people step on you. 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1541 Accidents happen; you aren't responsible for every slip and fall. 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1542 So you are saying you don't feel our sessions are bearing any fruit? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1543 When did you realize you were starting to slip? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1544 You expect me to fall for that line? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1545 That monkey used you, he didn't really love you for who you are. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1546 Do you want to talk about staying firm? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1547 I think you misunderstand what a Freudian slip is. 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1548 When will somebody REALLY fall for me? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1549 So, you're saying it was not consensual? 1.3429 0.12260 35 28 2 5
1550 I've always thought of myself as pretty easy to get along with but lately it seems like everyone feels the need to be overly cautious when they see me. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1551 So, how do you feel about your split? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1552 No, I'm afraid this will require more than Viagra®. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1553 It can get slippery when you open up. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1554 I was once the top banana, then I split. 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1555 I'm sorry to hear that. How are you coping with the split? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1556 I just feel so discarded and stepped on. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1557 You have a split personality. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1558 And you say he stepped on you? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1559 Tell me more about feeling discarded. 1.3429 0.08140 35 23 12 0
1560 But please, tell me why you want to be an eggplant. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1561 I see. How does that make you peel? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1562 So to summarize, you feel discarded ? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1563 It feels like I'm empty inside. 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
1564 Your life has to be built on more than appeal. 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
1565 It’s just an ugly stereotype doc. I mean how would you feel “Look out it’s a banana peel”, or “Don’t get near the banana peel”, “Oh, here comes the big scary banana peel!"... Nice legs by the way. 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
1566 I feel like I got nothing left inside. 1.3421 0.09449 38 27 9 2
1567 I think it's split personality disorder. 1.3421 0.10174 38 28 7 3
1568 Does Mrs. Peel know about the slip-and-fall lawsuits? 1.3415 0.09633 41 30 8 3
1569 Why do you have a fear of monkeys? 1.3415 0.08271 41 28 12 1
1570 When did you first notice your split persona? 1.3415 0.08271 41 28 12 1
1571 Forget guilt about them falling. Why do you keep getting stepped on? 1.3409 0.08567 44 31 11 2
1572 I think what you're saying is, now that you've been eaten, your options are limited. 1.3409 0.08567 44 31 11 2
1573 "I know I keep slipping up and bringing people down with me". 1.3409 0.08567 44 31 11 2
1574 "Tell me again about the "... are you just happy to see me?" joke. 1.3404 0.09750 47 36 6 5
1575 Tell me why you feel that you’re just a shell of your old self. 1.3400 0.08384 50 36 11 3
1576 I just feel so empty inside since we split. 1.3396 0.08056 53 38 12 3
1577 Going bananas doesn’t necessarily mean you’re nuts. 1.3333 0.08799 42 30 10 2
1578 How long have you felt like an avocado? 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1579 Did you ever consider that it might not always be the slope that is slippery? 1.3333 0.08245 51 37 11 3
1580 It seems like you feel empty inside. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1581 At least you're not another fruitcake. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1582 Thank you, you're a peeling too 1.3333 0.10605 39 30 5 4
1583 So approximately how long have you felt this emptiness? 1.3333 0.09245 39 28 9 2
1584 My mother took me to a zoo once; I haven't been the same since. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
1585 So what makes you think your life is just a joke? 1.3333 0.11073 30 22 6 2
1586 Are you afraid he’s seeing other peels? 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
1587 First, we need to peel away the outer layer. 1.3333 0.12050 33 26 3 4
1588 They keep falling for you.... How does that make you feel? 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1589 What makes you think people don't take you seriously? 1.3333 0.12066 30 23 4 3
1590 When they slip think of it as laughing with you and not at you. 1.3333 0.11269 36 28 4 4
1591 I am so sick of being called Chiquita! 1.3333 0.09147 51 39 7 5
1592 So you were saying you used to be bananas? 1.3333 0.10605 39 30 5 4
1593 Why comedies, comedies, comedies? Is it so wrong to think I can play Lear? 1.3333 0.09948 39 29 7 3
1594 What's been harder, the slip or the split? 1.3333 0.09436 42 31 8 3
1595 How long have you been experiencing these feelings of emptiness? 1.3333 0.09245 39 28 9 2
1596 Yes, to say I feel like garbage is probably an understatement. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
1597 Life is driving me bananas. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1598 You weren't abandoned. You were picked. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
1599 How do you feel when called a fruit? 1.3333 0.11073 30 22 6 2
1600 Feeling "stepped-on" is common, but aren't you being a bit dramatic? 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1601 I'm simply suggesting that sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
1602 How do you feel about your inner child ending up in a smoothie? 1.3333 0.09948 39 29 7 3
1603 When did you first realize that you were born to be a mango ? 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
1604 So how long since you split? 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1605 Now that we've peeled off the layers, let's see what we're left with. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1606 And what was her reaction to you calling her a "monkey" ? 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
1607 So, why don't you think it was an accident? 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1608 Okay, so you feel discarded and tired of being stepped on, but feel guilty for hurting people....is that right? 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1609 I guess it all started with Orange and that damn knock-knock joke...Why? Why are people glad he doesn't say Banana? What does that say about me? 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1610 I think your depression stems from your dependence on slap stick. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1611 So, you have this recurring dream.! You think people are avoiding you. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1612 Sure people are falling for you, but I don't think it's your magnetic personality." 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1613 We call that a "Freudian Slip." 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
1614 I believe that you believe you're a banana peel. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1615 When did you start feeling unappealing? 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1616 So your saying it was a Freudian slip 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
1617 You've lost that loving peeling. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1618 Looking at your inner self may be a lost cause. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
1619 I think the problem is that you have a split personality. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
1620 Let's keep this professional. You're in no way appealing to me. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
1621 Let go of the guilt. They didn't watch where they were going. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1622 Many of us feel empty at times. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
1623 Are we ready to talk about the split? 1.3333 0.08909 36 25 10 1
1624 Why do you think you always feel the need to be funny? 1.3333 0.09535 45 34 7 4
1625 No need to feel embarrassed...the whole world has gone bananas. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1626 You've had a Freudian slip -Evan Kowal, South Pasadena, CA (Age 14) 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1627 It's a clear case of split personality. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1628 Your problem is not unusual, it's banana envy. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1629 I understand you feel she was eating you alive. 1.3333 0.11269 36 28 4 4
1630 I feel I'm appealing, but some see me as a big joke 1.3333 0.10033 42 32 6 4
1631 Are you feeling empty inside? 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1632 Have you thought about getting some new material? 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1633 You're not the best banana in the world today. And that's okay. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1634 And what makes you think you have a banana split personality?’ 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1635 So tell me, why do you feel so empty inside? 1.3333 0.07968 36 24 12 0
1636 You dreamt you slipped on a high heel...? 1.3333 0.09535 45 34 7 4
1637 Bunch therapy just wasn't working. 1.3333 0.09981 30 21 8 1
1638 No, I believe Freud said sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. 1.3333 0.12050 33 26 3 4
1639 So, how long have you not been peeling well? 1.3333 0.08359 54 40 10 4
1640 You say you feel empty, like your insides have been eaten out and you're all alone, tossed out on the street. Can you elaborate? 1.3333 0.11073 30 22 6 2
1641 When you tried to embrace your inner self, you must have squeezed a little too hard! 1.3333 0.08909 36 25 10 1
1642 I understand that not *every* slip is a Freudian slip. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1643 And for how long have you had this sense that you've lost your comic timing? 1.3273 0.08628 55 42 8 5
1644 You are clearly not the victim here. 1.3265 0.08935 49 37 8 4
1645 Plastic surgery just isn't an option for your condition, it would be fruitless. 1.3261 0.08822 46 34 9 3
1646 Separation anxiety is traumatic but you shouldn't feel like garbage. 1.3256 0.08627 43 31 10 2
1647 Personally, when choosing a partner I look more for substance than a peel. 1.3256 0.09827 43 33 6 4
1648 After we peel back the layers, sometimes what we find is underwhelming. 1.3256 0.09247 43 32 8 3
1649 I seem to have lost my inner self. 1.3250 0.09049 40 29 9 2
1650 You knew going in a life in comedy wasn't easy. 1.3250 0.10370 40 31 5 4
1651 I know people are saying you're bananas but my diagnosis is split personality 1.3250 0.08311 40 28 11 1
1652 What if it's what's on the inside that matters? 1.3250 0.09049 40 29 9 2
1653 And how are you feeling since the banana split? 1.3250 0.09732 40 30 7 3
1654 No, I am not going to slip into something more comfortable. 1.3243 0.10997 37 29 4 4
1655 I've been stepped on my entire life. 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
1656 Who's there? 1.3243 0.10997 37 29 4 4
1657 I don't know why, but I am just feeling so empty on the inside. 1.3243 0.10997 37 29 4 4
1658 How long have you been having these feelings of emptiness? 1.3243 0.10292 37 28 6 3
1659 Is it comedy or tragedy when someone slips on you? 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
1660 Let's talk now about peelings and emotions. 1.3243 0.10292 37 28 6 3
1661 So, slapstick moved on to other fruits...how did that make you feel? 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
1662 Why do you believe you’ve lost appeal? 1.3243 0.10292 37 28 6 3
1663 You've been committed because you could cause harm to others, not because you feel empty inside. 1.3243 0.08711 37 26 10 1
1664 When I told you to try peeling back the layers, I meant of your subconscious. 1.3243 0.10997 37 29 4 4
1665 So the split was really hard on you. 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
1666 I have this dream that I am no longer appealing. 1.3243 0.10292 37 28 6 3
1667 Now, does this emptiness you feel hit you before or after lunch? 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
1668 So why do you think there is something missing in your sex life? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1669 How do you peel about this? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1670 And when they are laughing, how does that make you feel? 1.3235 0.11731 34 27 3 4
1671 Do you have ANY idea what it's like to be stepped on by everyone and then get blamed for their problems?!? No. I didn't think so. By the way...nice shoes. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1672 So... after he fell for you how did you feel? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1673 We all slip up sometimes 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1674 Tell me about the relationship before you split 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1675 All right, Norman Vincent, let's get started. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1676 When that woman slipped, tell me how that made you feel. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1677 My diagnosis is that you have a split personality. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1678 What makes you think they were laughing at you? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1679 Is the idea of someone slipping and falling appealing to you? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1680 Have you ever asked why you feel the need to open yourself up to complete strangers? 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1681 So how long have you felt you're a public menace? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1682 Surnames are not destiny, Mr. Peel. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1683 I forgot to mention the side effects . 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1684 You should stop blaming yourself. 1.3235 0.11731 34 27 3 4
1685 Tripping people is what your people do. 1.3235 0.11731 34 27 3 4
1686 Do you think your identification as a cheap comic device could be a source of your self-worth issues? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1687 No more jokes about making a Freudian slip, OK? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1688 I think your having a small penis is the least of your worries Mr. Johnson. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1689 Let's get to the bottom of your split. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1690 You were ripe for a loss. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1691 You say you don't get along with the rest of your bunch 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1692 So slapstick comedy felt patronizing? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1693 You said you are not a peeling? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1694 You say your mother loved apples, pears and peaches but not you? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1695 Yes...I'd say you probably have gone bananas 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1696 It's time you acknowledge the split. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1697 He hollowed me out then treated me like garbage. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1698 So now you feel like the one slipping? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1699 You're comparing apples to oranges. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1700 Tell me again about that dream where a clown steps on you. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1701 Yes, I've heard that "Freudian slip" joke before... 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1702 Can you tell me more about this reoccuring dream you have about being stepped on? 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1703 This is not about my shoes. 1.3235 0.08144 34 23 11 0
1704 'So, you've just split with your better half'. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1705 It can certainly be a burden when people keep falling for you. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1706 It was just a Freudian slip. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1707 When did you first discover you were accident prone? 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1708 Don't define yourself as accident prone; they don't have to step on you. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1709 That’s a slippery slope. 1.3235 0.11731 34 27 3 4
1710 When did you first notice that you were losing appeal? 1.3235 0.11731 34 27 3 4
1711 Well you're no Clooney, but you do have a peel. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1712 Interesting... When did your parents split? 1.3235 0.11731 34 27 3 4
1713 I think you have a split personality. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1714 Shall we explore why you're feeling "easily bruised"? 1.3235 0.08144 34 23 11 0
1715 Sometimes a doctor falls for the patient, but you aren't appealing to me. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1716 If you say 'Freudian slip' one more time I'm ending our session early. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1717 Why do you feel empty inside? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1718 And it's never your fault? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1719 Are you surprised you let that slip? 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1720 Let's explore "I feel empty inside". 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1721 When did you first realize that you had a foot fetish? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1722 When around your peers, do you feel comfortable in your own peel? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1723 While I do find you appealing, you should know I don't date my patients. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1724 Please stay on the couch so you don't make a Freudian slip. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1725 I've told you, my potassium levels are just fine. 1.3235 0.08144 34 23 11 0
1726 Slippery situation you have there. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1727 I'm tired of people just walking all over me. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1728 Just start by telling me how you peel. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1729 Doc, I have this fear of sidewalks 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1730 Tell me how you're peeling today 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1731 Yes, I can see how it would be very painful that you never got any of the acclaim that all your comedy partners enjoyed. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1732 So, you say it's Splitsville. 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1733 it's not your fault people keep slipping 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1734 Yes, I know a cigar is just a cigar. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1735 Diagnosis: split personality disorder. 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1736 Yes, I gave you the AARP discount. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1737 So you feel you've been discarded? 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1738 And how are things going with your friends? Are you still hanging with the same bunch? 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1739 It sounds like you feel like you're losing your grip on things, is that correct? 1.3226 0.11720 31 24 4 3
1740 "A 'slippery slope'? Tell me more about that feeling". 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1741 I mean I'm falling apart but, mostly, I feel just empty. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1742 Tell me why you feel empty inside. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1743 Doc, I'm worried I'm bipolar; sometimes I feel like a banana and other times a plantain 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1744 About an hour ago I woke up in the garbage can with this empty feeling. 1.3226 0.12604 31 25 2 4
1745 That's what we call a Freudian slip 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1746 So tell me, why do you think everyone considers you a joke? 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1747 Can you go back to the part where you said you felt like your heart went through a blender? 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1748 The same nightmare again, being eaten alive? 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1749 I disagree. Not everything's a Freudian slip. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1750 Whether or not I find you appealing is hardly the point here... 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1751 When I said, "let's peel back some layers," I did not mean physically... 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1752 Life hasn't been the same since the split 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1753 I swear if they are going to stick a "gluten free" sticker on me I will lose my mind. 1.3226 0.11720 31 24 4 3
1754 How do you feel about the split? 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1755 Yes, but have you considered that you wanted to make them slip? 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1756 It was a bad split. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1757 What makes you think she purposefully left you behind? 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1758 Yes, throwing yourself on the floor as someone walks by, is a form of co-dependence. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1759 You let people walk over you once and it's a slippery slope! 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1760 I'm tired of being called the "fall guy". 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1761 Forget me. Let's stay focused on you and how you jazz up your own damn corn flakes. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1762 Do you suppose it's the loss of your inner self? 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1763 So when did you first feel like you had a split personality? 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
1764 I know you say you just happened to be on the sidewalk, but do you think unconsciously you wanted him to fall? 1.3214 0.08988 28 19 9 0
1765 I'm sure it was just a Freudian slip. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
1766 Let's peel back the emotional skin on your relationship with your Nana. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
1767 Let's start with your early pollination. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
1768 You're not a joke. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
1769 Perhaps you feel that way because you actually are empty on the inside. ['are' should be underlined] 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
1770 The separation anxiety is easier to treat than the hollow feeling. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
1771 Looks like it's been an hour. Time for you to split. 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
1772 You need to make amends with your bunch 1.3214 0.13660 28 23 1 4
1773 Let's talk about your fear of falling. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1774 When did you first feel like you had lost your appeal? 1.3200 0.08300 50 37 10 3
1775 When did you first realize you were going bananas? 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1776 It must feel terrible to have everyone fall all over you 1.3171 0.08144 41 29 11 1
1777 So you think your life is on the skids, do you? 1.3171 0.08861 41 30 9 2
1778 Do you feel like people are walking all over you? 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
1779 I used to be top banana, but some monkey took care of that! 1.3158 0.10738 38 30 4 4
1780 You have to come to terms with why he split. 1.3158 0.10053 38 29 6 3
1781 Feeling empty is only natural, but do try to stay off of sidewalks. 1.3158 0.09319 38 28 8 2
1782 You need to stop punishing yourself for causing her downfall. 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
1783 Looks like you've already peeled back the layers. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
1784 Doesn't tripping people seem like a passive-aggressive way of managing your feelings? 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
1785 Maybe it's time for you to accept that marbles are just funnier. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1786 On a positive note, I can safely say you are not nuts. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1787 Your confused? I'm talking to a banana with mother issues. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
1788 I feel like people are always stepping on me 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
1789 So you're saying you feel very empty inside? 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1790 And then the ice cream up and split. 1.3143 0.11429 35 28 3 4
1791 I can see your appeal. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
1792 Firstly, it's unethical for me to date a patient. And secondly, you're a banana. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1793 But I feel like a vegetable. 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
1794 Maybe you should just be grateful. The cartoon business has gotten you this far. 1.3143 0.11429 35 28 3 4
1795 You have to learn to face the ugly truth; after this election, slapstick is dead. 1.3143 0.11429 35 28 3 4
1796 When did this feeling of emptiness inside begin? 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1797 No, therapy is not a slippery slope. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
1798 Let's talk about the bruises. 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
1799 I'd like to discuss what happened at the zoo. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1800 I have this empty feeling inside. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1801 First, you have to let go of the guilt. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
1802 I'm sorry for your loss. 1.3143 0.11429 35 28 3 4
1803 In my professional opinion, you ARE enabling slapstick. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
1804 We call those Freudian slips. 1.3143 0.07961 35 24 11 0
1805 When people sing "Day-o" at you, initiate your calming strategy. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1806 And then she tossed me out like I was a piece of garbage or something! 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1807 So, you and your wife just split? 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
1808 You need to take these sessions more seriously. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1809 It's pretty clear that no longer being top banana is eating you up inside. 1.3137 0.07665 51 37 12 2
1810 As I'm sure you know, it's a slippery slope. 1.3125 0.08325 32 22 10 0
1811 And then, what did Josephine Baker say? 1.3125 0.12245 32 26 2 4
1812 Was this the first time you opened up to someone and got hurt? 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1813 Yes, you have no banana. No banana today. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1814 If you want to have a successful relationship, you need to stop giving people the slip 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1815 That's all very nice, but where do you keep your wallet? 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1816 Tell me about your lunch date. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1817 Can you tell me when these feelings of emptiness began? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1818 I understand that you feel fruitless, but you haven't lost your appeal. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1819 When did you feel you were not part of the bunch. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1820 A thick skin can be a slippery slope. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1821 When did these dreams of being smoked first begin? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1822 Wow, that must have been traumatic for you. But how did that make you Peel? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1823 But no one should ever compare you to an apple or to an orange. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1824 I want to be a serious actor, but people just walk all over me. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1825 It sounds like the anxiety issues actually started before you were separated from the bunch. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1826 Well yes, technically that WOULD be a Freudian slip. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1827 Well, none of us want to feel like we've been stepped on.... 1.3125 0.08325 32 22 10 0
1828 I feel like my whole life has become the punch line to a bad joke. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1829 You want to do Shakespeare, but you are typecast. And how does that make you feel? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1830 It all started as a little joke. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1831 Tell me, how does that make you peel? 1.3125 0.12245 32 26 2 4
1832 Why do you think you keep attracting the wrong people? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1833 All right, no more 'slippery slope' references. My bad. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1834 Next thing I knew, she split off with some guys named Ben and Jerry. 1.3125 0.09010 48 37 7 4
1835 This seems to be less psychiatry and more internal medicine. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1836 It's common to fall for your analyst. 1.3125 0.12245 32 26 2 4
1837 Tell me how you imagine that you would act out your foot fetish? 1.3125 0.08325 32 22 10 0
1838 I'm sure strawberries have it just as bad. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1839 And then I realized, I AM the slippery slope. 1.3125 0.12245 32 26 2 4
1840 So you dreamed I fell head over heels in love with you? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1841 So, what would you say triggered this feeling of complete emptiness? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1842 So, you split? 1.3125 0.08325 32 22 10 0
1843 I'm not trash ! 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1844 It's not your fault the family is a bunch of losers 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1845 Don't worry. It's not unusual to feel useless at your stage in life. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1846 Tell me about the time your parents split. 1.3125 0.07965 48 35 11 2
1847 No, you can't call me 'Jane! 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1848 Well yes...it is ironic that my slip is also showing... 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1849 So, tell me more about your obsession with abruptly bring people down to your level. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1850 Yes, I can see how that was very emasculating. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1851 Sometimes a plantain, is just a plantain. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1852 You shouldn't blame yourself for all the slip ups. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1853 So you feel your chimp was just using you, is that correct? 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1854 You haven't mentioned your parents. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1855 Let's start with your abandonment issues 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1856 Why do you feel I've used you for my own personal gratification? 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1857 Now tell me, when did you first start feeling empty inside? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1858 I feel so empty inside. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1859 You should have seen me, I was a star in the silent film days, but now nobody wants me. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1860 How does it make you feel when people walk all over you? 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1861 You're not a fruitcake Mr Banana, you've a split personality 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1862 Let's talk about why you call your ex-husband a big ape. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1863 How do you expect to have any friends if you're always giving them the slip. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1864 Parents split; Sister’s a peeler; Brother’s bruised….We need to meet twice a week. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1865 Tell me about life since the split. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1866 And why do you think she no longer finds you appealing? 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1867 I hear that you feel cold and empty since the split. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1868 You have banana envy. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1869 Doctor- I feel so empty inside. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1870 Any regrets about your trip to the jungle? 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1871 It's time for you to stop victim-blaming and admit that you're part of the problem. 1.3125 0.08325 32 22 10 0
1872 Can you tell me exactly what you mean by "appealing?" 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1873 Your gender re-assignment procedure appears to have been a complete success. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1874 You say your father thinks you're a joke. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1875 i think we are heading down a slippery slope 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1876 What shall we address first, split personality or your empty feeling? 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1877 Lets discuss your split personality. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1878 It was horrible ... I was being skinned and eaten alive. 1.3125 0.12245 32 26 2 4
1879 Your peel is open. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1880 My life has been on a slippery slope lately 1.3111 0.09961 45 36 4 5
1881 I don't want you slipping back into old habits. 1.3111 0.08889 45 34 8 3
1882 So those are my choices, garbage or compost. And that's what I'm paying you for? 1.3111 0.07669 45 32 12 1
1883 How long have you had a split personality? 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1884 I just don't know how to cope with all my peelings anymore. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1885 You're thin-skinned. Your ego bruises easily. And by the look of those brown spots, your time is up. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1886 Sorry, did you say you had a close relationship with your Nana? 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
1887 You say that people walk over you a lot? 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
1888 For how long have you felt that you are really a vegetable? 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1889 Hmmm... It's clear you have a split personality. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1890 No, you haven't slipped--it's your friends who keep walking all over you. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1891 You still miss your inner self? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1892 Tell me more about this split. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1893 Impersonating a starfish. Okay, other options for your next career? 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1894 I don't want to slip up with my wife but I can't help but feel she finds me unapeeling. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1895 You've slipped since our last session. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1896 What would you say is missing? 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
1897 Don't make me laugh! 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1898 And when she said, 'You're the cause of most accidents', how did that make you feel? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1899 No, I will not fall for you--that would be completely inappropriate. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1900 I think it all started when my parents split 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
1901 My life's become a joke, Doc. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1902 So, how long have you been experiencing these peelings? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1903 Hmm, I'm getting the impression that you feel discarded and stepped on. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1904 Tell me more about these dreams....the ones with the "tally man." 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
1905 So where do you think you slipped up? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1906 You feel like the world's been stepping on you. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1907 It's not your fault that he slipped and everyone laughed. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1908 are you talking slip as "on a banana peel" or as "Freudian"? 1.3103 0.13227 29 24 1 4
1909 How long have you thought that you are a banana peel? 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1910 Ah, well, that's a bit of a slippery slope. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1911 Your going to have to forgive yourself for the harm you've caused to others. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1912 You feel the Chaplin estate owes your great great great great great great great... grandfather some royalties? 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
1913 None of my patients have peeled back the layers quite like you 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1914 So this sense of being used has left you a shell of your former self 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1915 So you think that your life has just been one big joke waiting to happen? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1916 It takes time to recover from any life-changing episode, and it must be so painful that your banana split. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1917 That's a slippery slope you're going down. 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
1918 I was mishandled and bruised...as many of us were 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1919 This isn't always a fruitless exercise. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1920 When did you start feeling your life was a joke? 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1921 I just don't understand comedy anymore. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1922 It's been real,baby,but I gotta split. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1923 I had foster parents. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
1924 If we're going to solve your self-esteem issues, you're going to have to stop letting everyone walk all over you for a quick laugh. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1925 I just want someone who won't walk all over me. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1926 So you have the mind of a mango, but the body of a banana? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1927 I thought you were a couch potato. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1928 Don't worry - we all feel like we're going bananas some days. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
1929 You need to find your inner piece. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1930 Calm down, this whole 'irony' fad will pass; slap-stick will be back and bigger than ever. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1931 I'm sorry but as a professional I see my patients only in metaphor. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
1932 Let's start at the beginning when you fell out of the tree 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1933 I just feel used. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1934 Clarify for me, what you mean when you say you feel "all eaten up inside"? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1935 I think it's a little too late for Viagra. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1936 My professional opinion is that you're nuts. No, that's not the word I'm looking for... 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1937 It's hard for me to talk to psychologists. They always giggle when I say I feel empty inside. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
1938 When did you first self-identify as a joke? 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1939 You have a thick skin. 1.3095 0.07220 42 29 13 0
1940 First of all, Streisand was singing Feelings not Peelings. 1.3091 0.08942 55 44 5 6
1941 You no longer have appeal? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
1942 Yes, I find you appealing, but you know it's unethical of me to say so. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1943 She literally tore me open and devoured my flesh. I don't know if I can go on. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1944 You think you are what made Fueud slip. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1945 You're not responsible for someone else's slip 1.3077 0.08340 39 28 10 1
1946 You seem to have slipped since our last session. 1.3061 0.08352 49 37 9 3
1947 What do you mean you life's a joke? 1.3056 0.08746 36 26 9 1
1948 My life just seems fruitless! 1.3056 0.11141 36 29 3 4
1949 So your dream was about a band of hungry monkeys. 1.3056 0.07786 36 25 11 0
1950 Sometimes we have to peel away the layers to get at what is really bothering us. 1.3056 0.08746 36 26 9 1
1951 You've got a split personality 1.3056 0.09611 36 27 7 2
1952 Can you elaborate on this "rotten feeling" your having. 1.3056 0.11141 36 29 3 4
1953 So your not peeling very well. 1.3056 0.10404 36 28 5 3
1954 Where did I slip up, Doc? 1.3056 0.10404 36 28 5 3
1955 She used to put me in the refrigerator. 1.3056 0.09611 36 27 7 2
1956 Listen, letting go is hard. 1.3056 0.10404 36 28 5 3
1957 Tell me why you feel so empty. 1.3056 0.07786 36 25 11 0
1958 We need to address your split personality disorder. 1.3056 0.10404 36 28 5 3
1959 Our split was the best thing for us. 1.3056 0.10404 36 28 5 3
1960 She mentioned your appeal? Or you're a peel. 1.3056 0.08746 36 26 9 1
1961 So you're saying you feel as if your whole life has been a Freudian slip. 1.3056 0.10404 36 28 5 3
1962 For the last time, that's not what "Freudian slip" means. 1.3056 0.08746 36 26 9 1
1963 How would you actually feel, though, if I agreed to step on you? 1.3056 0.09611 36 27 7 2
1964 I'm here because I feel empty and discarded. 1.3043 0.08720 46 35 8 3
1965 If I understand your phobia correctly, you have a fear of monkeys? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1966 I empathize with your feelings about the jokes of slipping on you and having "appeal", but isn't true that you ARE yellow? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1967 That's what is known as a Freudian slip. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1968 Sorry Mr. Cavendish, I don't usually eat my clients, but I skipped lunch. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1969 I feel like I've lost the best part of me 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
1970 So you were deserted for ice cream, syrup, and whipped cream. You still have appeal. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1971 Wow... so plantains really are bananas. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
1972 The split-up was very painful. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
1973 How do you feel when people call you "slippery?" 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1974 People keep avoiding me. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1975 Thick skinned? 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
1976 It seems you have become just a shell of your former self 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
1977 What I'm hearing is that you're uncomfortable with maraschino cherries. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
1978 Was it a nasty split with Chiquita? 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1979 Tell me: what's been eating away at you? 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1980 Tell me about this human in your pocket. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
1981 This makes you feel rotten, because? 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1982 You have nightmares about being hung from a tree? 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1983 Life is fruitless. 1.3030 0.11906 33 27 2 4
1984 My whole life's been a slip-up. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
1985 No, you are not delusional. You really are a banana. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
1986 It wasn't your fault. It was a Freudian slip. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
1987 How long has it been since he split? 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
1988 'And you think the Freudian kind is taken more seriously than yours?' 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1989 I always thought you looked like a slippery character 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1990 I think there might be a link between your sense of internal emptiness and your compulsion to make people slip up in public. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1991 O.K., so you gave him the slip. What happened next? 1.3030 0.08124 33 23 10 0
1992 Your problems stem from low potassium levels. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1993 You say they stepped all over you, how did you feel about that? 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
1994 Only you can say if it was really an accident. 1.3030 0.08124 33 23 10 0
1995 A Freudian slip you say... 1.3023 0.09722 43 34 5 4
1996 Let's re-visit your cereal and milk obsession. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1997 So, you have trouble with your partner saying he's top banana when everyone else can see you're appeal? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
1998 You don't have to let your mother's split personality define you. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
1999 Was it really that funny? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2000 So, your're afraid she'll dump you when she discovers that you're not really a plantain, just a plain old banana, banana peel at that? I'd be worried too. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2001 I didn't think the split would affect me this way. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2002 How are you feeling about the split now? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2003 I understand you're not peeling very well. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2004 What made you think you could slip that by me? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2005 I keep dreaming I'm an orange peel. Am I crazy? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2006 Then the slipping, falling, cracking, and screaming. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2007 So you have a phobia about being stepped on for laughs? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2008 Do you feel empty in your own skin? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2009 And why do you always refer to Monkey's as bastards ? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2010 You can't keep letting people get under your skin. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2011 Let's talk about why you think you have a split personality. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2012 Let me get this straight; you caused the Freudian slip? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2013 When did you first have this feeling that you're on a slippery slope? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2014 Let's talk more about your parent's split. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2015 Why do you think you caused the accident? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2016 At some point you'll have to get a grip. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2017 Tell me more about your feeling empty inside. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2018 That's not exactly what I meant when I said we would start to peel away some layers. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2019 . . . and you think that last slip might have been a Freudian one? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2020 And how long has it been since you landed a dramatic role? 1.3000 0.12821 30 25 1 4
2021 Yes, you remain appealing. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2022 We have to end there. I have a desert island coming in at 3:00. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2023 You know sometimes a banana peel is just a banana peel 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2024 Sorry I can't see you anymore- I'm now limiting my practice to vegetables 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2025 Don't feel guilty - you were stepped on! 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2026 I'd like to discuss your sudden weight loss. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2027 It's not easy to come here and have your skin peeled back! 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2028 What do you mean when you say you sometimes go bananas? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2029 You can't blame yourself for that accident. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2030 You suffer from a split personality. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2031 I'm afraid if I split, I'll just become another cliche 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2032 It's perfectly natural to feel empty at a time like this. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2033 You're making progress but your slipping a little 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2034 I just feel like something is missing inside. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2035 It is a slippery slope, indeed... 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2036 So how long ago did Carmen leave you? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2037 It would be unethical for me to acknowledge your appeal. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2038 How do you mean, "empty"? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2039 Okay... you met the gorilla your dreams... and then what? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2040 But why do you think you feel so empty inside? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2041 And how did the split make you feel? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2042 You can't appeal to everyone. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2043 When they called you yellow..how did that make you peel? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2044 when did this sense of emptiness begin and how do you feel about it? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2045 From what you've told me in our sessions, you may suffer from split personality disorder. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2046 Still feeling empty inside? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2047 After what you've experienced I'm not suprised that you feel empty inside. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2048 Why do you think people step all over you? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2049 I don't think he meant disrespect by calling you 'chiquita.' 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2050 Yes, you are THE slippery slope. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2051 Tell me more about this feeling that your life is just a series of jokes. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2052 What's this about Harry Belafonte? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2053 Do you often have these urges to expose yourself? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2054 I'm referring you to another therapist who does not have food issues. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2055 This Trump hairpiece idea is a delusion. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2056 And in this dream, what is in your pocket? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2057 Sometimes I just feel so empty inside. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2058 You're not alone, Mr. Thompson -- people tell ME that I'm not a real therapist. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2059 Stop obsessing about your black spots. You look great for two days old. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2060 What I'm gathering from our conversation is that you feel empty inside. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2061 Elaborate on how you and your bunch slipped across the border. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2062 Why do you hurt the people who are closest to you? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2063 Now that you've finally opened up, I can see that you're truly empty inside. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2064 It might be something as simple as having 'Low T'... 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2065 I'm tired of people walking all over me. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2066 You're a banana peel. Of course people hate you. I hate you. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2067 And what exactly makes you feel these slips are Freudian? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2068 When did you first realize you are an empty suit? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2069 I think that we are on a slippery subject here. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2070 So, it's obvious why you're here. You should know I charge a bunch. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2071 Yes, I find you appealing. Is that wrong? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2072 You may have lost your inner self by trying to nourish others 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2073 He left you. How does that make you peel? 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2074 I see you've already met my therapy dog. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2075 Yes, you have no banana! 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2076 Let's work through your guilt feelings about the fall. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2077 At least you're no longer green with envy. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2078 Let's talk about your split. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2079 Do you feel guilty about making so many others slip up? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2080 Well no, that's not really what "Freudian slip" means... 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2081 If you weren't my therapist and I wasn't a banana, would you.... 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2082 That's just your paranoia, not everyone thinks you're a joke. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2083 So tell me. When exactly did you start feeling things slipping away? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2084 I see what you're doing! Peeling me with your eyes. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2085 Yes. There is more to life than just pratfalls. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2086 Why do you feel that he won't fall for you? 1.3000 0.08165 40 29 10 1
2087 They laugh at you because they fear you. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2088 When did you start having this feeling of emptiness? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2089 Do you think all women find you appealing? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2090 It is sad you lost Grandma, but there are millions of other Nanas out there. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2091 You've slipped a little since our last session. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2092 "Can we talk about this latest slip? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2093 Let’s circle back to your comment about feeling empty inside. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2094 I find you very apealing. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2095 So how did that make you feel when you got stepped on? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2096 Your delusions have taken on a decidedly realistic character, Mr. Cavendish! 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2097 She got under your skin but we can work on it. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2098 Whenever I slip up, everyone laughs. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2099 And instead of taking me to the compost, this putz had the nerve to dump me in the trash, like I'm garbage or something. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2100 So, you're always getting stepped on. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2101 Slips happen 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2102 Yellow is a color, not an emotion. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2103 You say it feels like everyone in your life keeps slipping away? 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2104 When I told you last week to work on being more appealing to others, I didn't think you'd take me literally. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2105 I have a Ph.d. in psychology, abnormal psychology, and a frequent shopper's card at the Fruit Emporium. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2106 Why do you say you´ve lost your inner self? 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2107 Why do you think it was a Freudian slip? 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2108 ...and then there was the time my own Freuder –ahem– father, slipped on me! 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2109 And so then the banana split? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2110 You can't keep putting yourself in those situations. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2111 No, your lack of tears doesn't surprise me. Most banana peels take two years to break down. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2112 It wasn't your fault-she slipped and fell! 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2113 Have you considered that you really are all peel, no banana? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2114 My parents split. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2115 You're not top banana anymore and that's got you depressed. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2116 So he decided to split with you on Sunday over another banana? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2117 You fear being purposely thrown down so someone can slip on you? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2118 So you're saying that it wasn't your decision to split? 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2119 They're not laughing at you. They're laughing at what you've caused. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2120 Try thinking of yourself as a simple fruit instead of a complex carb. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2121 Doc, I'm just sick of always getting stepped on. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2122 Tell me more about these feelings of emptiness. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2123 It sounds like a classic Freudian slip. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2124 OK, can I now speak to Mr. Apple? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2125 I come from a blended family. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2126 People say I bring them down 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2127 Tell me more about these abandonment issues. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2128 Sorry, you can't copyright the Freudian slip. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2129 I was the only one in my bunch who didn't make Chiquita. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2130 Well most of my patients ARE fruits! 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2131 Sounds like you've been slipping up. 1.3000 0.12821 30 25 1 4
2132 I can see how that moment left you empty inside. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2133 This recent split really took a toll on me 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2134 If you don't talk about your feelings, I'm afraid you'll just slip back into your old habits. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2135 So, you just split? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2136 . . . and you said you went . . . what? 1.3000 0.10253 40 32 4 4
2137 It doesn't matter what anyone says, you do have appeal. 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
2138 Internal medicine is not my forte, but I believe your potassium level is slipping. 1.2979 0.08557 47 36 8 3
2139 So, have you always thought of yourself as 'appealing'? 1.2973 0.09384 37 28 7 2
2140 And you were still living as a male then? 1.2973 0.10153 37 29 5 3
2141 What you are saying is that after being a comedy movie prop for so long, you think that you would like to direct. 1.2973 0.10867 37 30 3 4
2142 You know, Doctor, I don't think switching chairs is helping. 1.2973 0.10153 37 29 5 3
2143 And why do you think you don't feel complete? 1.2973 0.08547 37 27 9 1
2144 No more Freudian slip jokes, OK? 1.2973 0.10867 37 30 3 4
2145 At what point did you realize you were going bananas? 1.2973 0.08547 37 27 9 1
2146 Maybe you should embrace the fact that you can be funny and scary at the same instant. 1.2973 0.10153 37 29 5 3
2147 I'm so tired of being blamed for everybody's slip-ups! 1.2973 0.10153 37 29 5 3
2148 Have you ever considered that maybe they're not laughing at you, that maybe they're laughing with you. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2149 You can't peel back more layers, or you won't? 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
2150 That empty feeling could take you down a slippery slope... 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
2151 So why do you feel that "It's all a big joke"? 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
2152 One more Freudian slip and you will have to find another therapist, ok? 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
2153 You feel you are an accident waiting to happen, part of some cosmic, slapstick joke? 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
2154 One more Freudian slip joke and this session is over. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
2155 I feel you slipping away 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
2156 It's because I was discarded that made me hurt other people. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
2157 And how did it make you feel when he treated you like discarded trash? 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
2158 What's eating you this time? 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
2159 What did you expect? You were smothering her. 1.2963 0.12871 27 22 2 3
2160 Okay. So you're tired of being set up as the fall guy. 1.2955 0.07680 44 32 11 1
2161 Freudian slip jokes? You're right. Not funny. 1.2955 0.08951 44 34 7 3
2162 Good news and bad news: You are not delusional 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2163 Tell me about the clowns again. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
2164 What you're describing is separation anxiety and, given your time together, that's perfectly normal. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
2165 It doesn't matter what I think. Do YOU think your life has been one big joke? 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
2166 I've never felt more fruitless. 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
2167 And since when have you had this feeling of emptiness? 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
2168 No, I don't think you're all peel and no banana. 1.2941 0.07564 51 38 11 2
2169 What does 'produce' mean to you? 1.2941 0.10788 34 27 4 3
2170 Is that a banana peel on my couch? Or are you just glad to see me? 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
2171 And just what makes you think you're not appealing? 1.2941 0.10788 34 27 4 3
2172 I agree. It's definitely hate speech to use the term "Going bananas". 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
2173 Yes, I promise, no Freudian slip jokes. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
2174 And how long have you had this feeling of everyone wanting you to be stepped on? 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
2175 So you finally fulfilled your fantasy about oral sex. 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
2176 You were having dessert and your banana split? 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
2177 Well you may have lost your inner self, but you still have appeal 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
2178 So, why do you find it distasteful when she calls you her top banana? 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
2179 You need to stop letting people step all over you. 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
2180 You're not an enabler, everyone has a slip now and then 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
2181 What eats you? 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
2182 Yes, you do have a remarkable ability to become whatever you want to be. Nevertheless, until the Supreme Court reverses its decision, let's stick with what's on your birth certificate. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
2183 So...You slipped again? 1.2917 0.08400 48 37 8 3
2184 I sense there's something missing in your life. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2185 You are experiencing a kind of penis envy... 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
2186 I said, "Reveal your INNER self! 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2187 ...and you feel responsible for your parents split? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2188 I'm referring you out. I don't treat fruits. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2189 You lost a part of yourself that day, so it's not uncommon to still feel bruised from the experience. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2190 Then she got all nuts, so I split. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2191 Once and for all, it's never coming back. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2192 We generally don't mean banana peels when we talk about Freudian slips. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2193 This void you feel, I'm afraid it is real. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2194 It seems like everything is one big punchline to you. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2195 Yes, anyone can blame you, but why do you accept that blame? 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2196 I know you are a peeling but that's not what I meant 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2197 When we peel back the layers you'll realize you're not to blame for others fallings. 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
2198 A man stepped on you...go on... 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2199 Exactly when did you feel your relationship start to slip? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2200 Yes, it's a very slippery slope 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2201 I'm in a funk. Sure I've got a tough exterior, but I'm completely empty inside. 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
2202 We're on a slippery slope here. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2203 Yes, you are a fruit. Deal with it. 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
2204 I don't know if she slipped away because I'm empty or if I'm empty because she slipped away. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2205 Our time's up. Please slip on out the side door. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2206 Everyone is waiting for me to slip up. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2207 So you're saying that these feelings of unworthiness, of inadequacy, came just after you were named Top Banana? 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
2208 Aha, when did you start feeling "empty?" 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2209 Don't be hard on yourself - the guy who just left here was a real nut! 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2210 I don't know if I should help you or compost you. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2211 When did you first start to feel unappealing? 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2212 And what makes you think they're not laughing with you? 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
2213 I used to get a million laughs, then along came attorneys 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2214 How does the split make you feel? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2215 I want to make sure I'm understanding...what I'm hearing you say is that you feel people are avoiding you when they walk into a room and they see you? 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2216 I just feel that life is slipping by me 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2217 I'm loaded with potassium, high in fibre and very popular as an up and go snack, so why am I here...? Well the truth is, I've always wanted to be a couch potato... 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
2218 I see your only skin deep. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2219 So you're saying you felt used? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2220 And you're convinced that if people don't avoid you then something terrible could happen? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2221 Let's find a better way to say "crazy". 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2222 No....at worst you're a mere enabler. 1.2857 0.08544 42 32 8 2
2223 So, you say you lost your inner self when you went bananas. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2224 Tell me more about this obsession with composting. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2225 Well, I find you "appealing". 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2226 Chiquita, it's not your fault. But it is your problem. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2227 How did you peel after our last session? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2228 Tell me more about how you feel like a bruised shell of your former self. 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
2229 So your mother was really a plantain...... 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
2230 So when he stepped on you, how did that make you feel? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2231 That's getting into a slippery slope. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2232 So tell me how you are peeling today. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2233 Another split personality issue flare up, huh? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2234 I love the effort, but in our last session I said we were going to explore how you FEEL. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2235 "So I understand you come from a blended family"!! 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2236 It seems you need others to fall to feel good about yourself. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2237 Let's not let anything slip through the cracks. 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
2238 Don't take it personally. Chickens have been funnier than banana peels for a long time. 1.2857 0.07835 42 31 10 1
2239 Of course you are appealing... 1.2857 0.08248 49 38 8 3
2240 No wonder you feel guilty again. How often have I insisted that you stay away from sidewalks? 1.2857 0.09677 35 27 6 2
2241 Why do you think you enjoy making people slip up? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2242 As Camus said, we must learn to live without appeal. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2243 I know you feel empty inside, but try and stay positive – someone could slip on you and that would be hilarious. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2244 When was the first time you felt "hollow inside?" 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2245 Let's go back to the time you made that Freudian slip... 1.2857 0.08248 49 38 8 3
2246 Of course your best years are behind you. But, you can still make people laugh! 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2247 Ever since I opened up to you it has felt like something went missing. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2248 I prefer not to be called Chiquita. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2249 Court appointed psych evaluation for a slip and fall offender 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2250 Tell me more about that dream where Freud steps on you... 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
2251 So tell me more about this sense of emptiness you have been feeling. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2252 I'm in a love triangle with vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2253 I think you can stop second-guessing your own premise. If you think they set you up to be the fall guy, then they probably did. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2254 I don't know, how does a housewife eat a banana? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2255 We call it "phantom banana syndrome" 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
2256 Tell me more about your father. You said he was always just hanging around? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2257 And you're insulted when people call you a fruit? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2258 I don't know how to tell you this, but that whole 'getting eaten' thing was not a dream. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2259 So you've been slipping back into the same old habits? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2260 Everybody started falling for me after I lost all the weight. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2261 What do you mean "jump right out of your skin"? 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
2262 Despite your loss, let's not minimize your worth as an excellent source of dietary fiber and potassium. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
2263 How long have you felt that you were more of a plantain? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2264 Why do you feel like your emptiness is inherently comic? 1.2857 0.09677 35 27 6 2
2265 Tell me why you think you're not appealing? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2266 I'll be charging you double because of the split personality. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2267 She tore out my insides. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2268 And how did you feel when Donald Trump started to call you 'Slippery Pete'? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2269 Opening up...finally. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
2270 It's OK...I'll consider that a Freudian slip. 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
2271 I can't stress it enough but your empty feeling has nothing to do with your mother. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
2272 So, you're feeling incomplete ... 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
2273 Do you see now, that its not your fault they slipped? 1.2821 0.09684 39 31 5 3
2274 Take a deep breath, and repeat to yourself "I'm more than a punchline, I'm more than a punchline". 1.2821 0.09684 39 31 5 3
2275 Then she said dating me was a slippery slope. 1.2821 0.08960 39 30 7 2
2276 When did you get the feeling that you are no longer appealing? 1.2821 0.08960 39 30 7 2
2277 How long have you been unfulfilled? 1.2821 0.08960 39 30 7 2
2278 I'm suspecting a potassium deficiency. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
2279 I'd say you have a slippery personality. 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
2280 Can you say more about why you feel discarded? 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
2281 So the banana split but you still have appeal. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
2282 So this emptiness you've been feeling.... 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
2283 Tell me about your relationship with Chiquita. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
2284 My future feels like a slippery slope 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
2285 It's progress that you finally opened up to me! 1.2812 0.08075 32 23 9 0
2286 And what makes you think that people find you dangerous? 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
2287 So, how does it feel to fall for someone else? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
2288 OK. Start with Cruz, 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
2289 I think you might be taking 'Freudian Slip' too seriously. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
2290 Still having that nightmare where everyone watches where they’re going? 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
2291 Try thinking of all the mirth you bring to others. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
2292 It's only Freudian if you subconsciously wanted them to slip. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
2293 Why is it only clutzes who fall for me? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
2294 It's been six months, Lucille. I don't think he's coming back. 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
2295 You feel like everything around you is slipping into chaos? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
2296 so, how often do you get the feeling that people are walking all over you? 1.2791 0.08370 43 33 8 2
2297 Your rationalizations are a slippery slope. 1.2791 0.09007 43 34 6 3
2298 I just don't understand your appeal. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2299 But there can only be ONE top banana! 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2300 Please stay off my floor--no need to make a Freudian slip. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
2301 So I understand you are "Chiquita" but now want to be "United Fruit" ? 1.2778 0.09437 36 28 6 2
2302 I was recommended by your friend the Orange? 1.2778 0.10244 36 29 4 3
2303 Don't slip on your way out. 1.2778 0.09437 36 28 6 2
2304 I feel like rubbish. 1.2778 0.10244 36 29 4 3
2305 Don't feel bad, he could have just as easily been hit by a truck. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2306 Technically you have one foot on a naugahyde. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2307 I can see now why your wife left you for a cucumber. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2308 I just can't peel back any more layers. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2309 Believe me, I know what it's like to be stepped on. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2310 And you say he abandoned you at a condom demonstration? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2311 I'm afraid that you are headed toward a slippery slope . 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2312 What can I say, sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2313 We all feel empty from time to time! 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2314 Last week you were a cockroach 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2315 I feel like there's something missing. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2316 Explain what you mean by "slipped up." 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2317 How do you feel when people insist that, biologically, you're a berry? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2318 How does it make you feel when you can't get approval from the top banana ? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2319 So, tell me more about this feeling of emptiness you say you've been experiencing. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2320 Don't worry, you'll get stepped on one day. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2321 First, let's lose that negative self-image, OK? Your appeal is that you're a peel. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2322 You aren't going to tell me that Freudian slip joke again, are you? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2323 Well, split personality is considered an outdated diagnosis. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2324 Being degradable doesn't give people the right to degrade you. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2325 let's discuss why you believe you're unappealing 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2326 Take me back to your parents' split. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2327 So it seems like everyone is blaming you for their downfall? 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2328 Let's try and peel back some more layers 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2329 So you feel like you're heading down a slippery slope. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2330 So you're not top banana anymore ...... get over it! 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2331 Is that a banana on your cushion or are you just happy to see me? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2332 So . . . you think that your life lacks substance? 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2333 You may be experiencing split personality. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2334 Could there be any way you're contributing to how all these relationships end? 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2335 So it is the feelings of inadequacy and lack of recognition for making the actual Freud slip...? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2336 You use your slipperiness as your greatest defense, but deep inside, you feel truly empty. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2337 And how did that make you feel -- the no-slip sole? 1.2759 0.13033 29 25 0 4
2338 So you pursued a comedy career to compensate for your feelings of being discarded. Tell me more. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2339 Let's begin by peeling off the layers. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2340 So you say you felt hollow, empty, like a shell of what you once were... 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2341 Why do you think you cause so many others to slip up? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2342 How does that make you feel when you're called a fruit? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2343 He just made like a banana and split. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2344 Subject complains of not peeling well and trouble with slipping. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2345 So you used to be top-banana on Broadway, but aging made you lose your appeal? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2346 I'm headed for a split. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2347 Your actions will lead you down a slippery slope. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2348 You appear to be suffering from a classic case of banandonment. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2349 I don't know what it is. I just have this empty feeling. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2350 So, you're tired of being constantly cast aside. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2351 And when he slipped, how did that make you peel? 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2352 Trust me, you are a peeling! 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2353 Even though you say you feel empty inside, she cannot deny you're a peel. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2354 How long has this been eating you alive inside? 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2355 You can't let one slip up bring you down. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2356 You've got five seconds to get that banana back in the peel. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2357 Do you think you’re doing anything to contribute to this problem? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2358 Our goal is to face slapstick without the guilt. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2359 That's not really what we consider a Freudian slip. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2360 There better not be a banana in my tailpipe. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2361 Tell me, why do you feel so unfulfilled? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2362 You're not bananas; it's OK to feel empty inside. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2363 You don’t think you’re appealing? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2364 Tell me more about your mother's split personality. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2365 Oh... that's not normally what is meant when you say your wife wanted to split. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2366 Tell me about the split, again. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2367 We were a fun bunch, now I feel totally ripped off and discarded. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2368 I won't give a group rate for a split personality. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2369 It's normal. I'd say that most peels feel empty inside. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2370 I told you I was going bananas. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2371 I think you'd be happier with a Freudian analyst. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2372 We've gone over this before. Elvis was a drug addict. You have to stop blaming yourself. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2373 Slipped up again, did we? 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2374 And how does it feel to no longer be a phallic symbol? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2375 How long have you felt that people avoid you? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2376 I feel empty since our split. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2377 Now that my appearance has changed...I don't know which bathroom to use ? 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2378 Please, not another joke about Freudian Slips. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2379 Ever since the split, I feel like my insides have been eaten out. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2380 So, you think your slipping and something inside you is missing? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2381 So what makes you think you aren't appealing? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2382 Let's peel back the layers on how your parents slipped up. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2383 How do you think I feel, talking to a banana peel? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2384 It appears that therapy has gotten under your skin. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2385 Of course you feel like one more slip and it's all over. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2386 It sounds like you are realizing that drugs, sex and money will not fill the void. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2387 Unfortunately, split personalities run in your family. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2388 Yes, I guess you're appealing in an organic sort of way. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2389 I need your advice. I slipped up again. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2390 You still have appeal. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2391 Look on the bright side. You've still got appeal. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2392 So you're now feeling like the second banana ? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2393 You splay, I cross, that's why it's not gonna happen. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2394 How long have you had this feeling that you're just an empty suit...? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2395 Doc, I have nothing left inside. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2396 When he slipped, how did you feel about that? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2397 Yes, it is possible to have a good split. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2398 Taking people down for laughs—have you considered how it might hurt them? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2399 Sorry. Slip of the tongue. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2400 It's not unusual for a patient to split when therapy becomes uncomfortable. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2401 I can't believe I fell for you. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2402 So your last relationship left you feeling empty . . . 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2403 They put you in the refrigerator? That's cold! 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2404 We all have slips. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2405 Girls fall for me, Doc. I'm tellin' ya. One slip and they fall for me. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2406 At some stage we will have to move on from your feelings of being used only for a laugh and address your fear of peanut butter and bread. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2407 This is not what I meant when I said you should re-evaluate your core beliefs. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2408 And why do you feel unappealing? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2409 So... you say you take pleasure in people stepping all over you, but you're not sure whether you're a masochist or a sadist? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2410 Doc, you don't get it! People are always try to avoid me in the streets. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2411 So you tell me how you peel? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2412 Tell me more about Costa Rica. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2413 If you feel like a vegetable, it does not necessarily mean you're schizophrenic 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2414 You're a banana for God's sake. People are supposed to use you up and then throw you away. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2415 In spite of your brown spots, the clowns in your past, and your innate slipperiness, you still seem to have a certain appeal. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2416 I assure you it's off the record; you can slip away at any time. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2417 And how are we peeling...err, feeling today? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2418 Your mood issues might be caused by a potassium deficiency. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2419 Tell me about your parents' split. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2420 I never realized how much it took out of me to get that monkey off my back. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2421 You can't keep blaming yourself. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2422 Well, this is some troubling symbolism. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2423 When did you first begin to experience this feeling you were slipping? 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2424 How long have you felt your appeal was slipping. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2425 Your wife has no reason to be jealous of me. Have HER psychiatrist check her potassium levels. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2426 I feel my appeal is slipping, Doctor 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2427 I can't believe I slipped up like that. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2428 You need to realize your own appeal and stop letting yourself always get stepped on in relationships. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2429 I just feel so hollow inside. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2430 I get thrown away, stepped on, and cursed.......I should be happy why ? 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2431 It's always what's on the outside that matters. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2432 I just feel empty and angry,i want to hurt people make them slip and fall. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2433 I just haven't felt appealing since we split.... 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2434 What makes you think a split _has_ a personality? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2435 I don't know doc, I think I'm just tired of being sexually objectified. 1.2750 0.08761 40 31 7 2
2436 How did you feel after being discarded? 1.2750 0.09465 40 32 5 3
2437 Anything you say about a slip and fall lawsuit will be strictly confidential. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
2438 If you slip on me, would it be Freudian ? 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
2439 So you blame yourself for that man's slip-and-fall? 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
2440 What makes you feel everyone is trying to avoid you? 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2441 Tell me about your tree. 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
2442 I guess you are not happy to see me. 1.2727 0.09993 33 26 5 2
2443 So why are you tired of playing second banana? 1.2727 0.10900 33 27 3 3
2444 So you think you're a catalyzing force in people's demise? 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
2445 Lets talk about your feelings of emptiness. 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
2446 And how did you feel when he called you a fruit? 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
2447 Screw doctor-patient relations, you are appealing. 1.2727 0.10900 33 27 3 3
2448 If I accept your premise that you are a monkey trapped in a man's body, will you get off the ceiling fan? 1.2727 0.11736 33 28 1 4
2449 I never thought I'd meet the Invisible Man. 1.2727 0.11736 33 28 1 4
2450 Your insurance company will only pay for one of your split personalities. 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
2451 Now i'm thinking the split was a good thing... 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2452 Tell me more about how you caused your father's demise. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
2453 Yeah, I get it Mr. Dole, 'spilt' personalities are 'apeeling'. Clever. Now can we talk more about what the health teacher did to you? 1.2703 0.09991 37 30 4 3
2454 Tell me more about these feelings of abandonment. 1.2703 0.09209 37 29 6 2
2455 You need to find a thick-skinned role model. 1.2703 0.08355 37 28 8 1
2456 I am going to say some words, and you just say the first fruit that comes to your mind. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2457 What makes you think that your life is merely a punchline to one big joke? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2458 When we started you were green with envy, then you were yellow-bellied, and now this limp emptiness--I'm not sure you want to make progress. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2459 I've never heard of a Freudian slip and fall. What's that like for you? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2460 Will these bruises ever heal? 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2461 I think it's time you stopped trying to understand you're a peel, and just accept it. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2462 Yes, but why do you worry you won't be taken seriously? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2463 But you're more than a peeling. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2464 How often do you feel like this? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2465 Tell me when you first realized that you were´t a couch potato? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2466 Tell me more about feeling empty 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2467 No, an onion! We're trying to peel an onion here! 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2468 Really now? You think you're opening up? 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2469 How do you feel about people falling all over you? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2470 You need to become more comfortable in your own skin. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2471 Pleeeese, stop with the Freudian slip jokes! I get the irony. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2472 It wasn't a Freudian slip, it was just a regular slip. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2473 So you find yourself unappealing? 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2474 It depends on what your definition of "slip" is. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2475 I'm afraid I need to peel myself away--our time has slipped. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2476 How do you peel about that- ugh, sorry, trigger word. My mistake. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2477 I'm sorry I can't submit to your foot fetish. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2478 Let's talk about your recurring sense of emptiness. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2479 Why yes, I am Freudian trained. Why do you ask? 1.2692 0.13077 26 22 1 3
2480 No I won't get back over there and finish my lunch, I am a real therapist, I am a real therapist 1.2692 0.13077 26 22 1 3
2481 I'm glad to see you open up a little about your sex life. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2482 donkey kong ate my wife and children 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2483 Who and what am I? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2484 Don't feel so guilty. Tell them it was just a Freudian slip. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2485 No I would NOT like to slip into something more comfortable. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2486 It's no accident that you're here. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2487 And when did you start feeling like an objective correlative? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2488 How long have you felt like a joke? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2489 I'm just here to peel away at the edges of the story. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2490 I wasn't even his second banana. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2491 And what makes you think you've lost your appeal? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2492 Why are all you macho guys called Chiquita? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2493 Low potassium? Oh, please........... 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2494 Our relationship is just fruitless. 1.2692 0.13077 26 22 1 3
2495 Define "Used fruit" 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2496 Tell me more about your Freudian slip. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2497 OK, let's peel back another layer. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2498 And why do you think it's eating you up inside? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2499 You've opened up, but I'm concerned you're starting to push people away. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2500 I'm sorry, I suppose food chain is an inappropriate analogy, but you didn't like slippery slope either. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2501 How long was it after he slipped that you began to have these feelings of guilt? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2502 Did she split or did you give her the slip? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2503 Mine is an inclusive practice--all gender identities, fauna, and flora. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2504 It is not at all unnatural to encounter feelings of emptiness given your recent circumstances 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2505 How have you felt like a joke. 1.2683 0.09255 41 33 5 3
2506 No Caitlyn, once it's gone, it's gone! 1.2683 0.08571 41 32 7 2
2507 You can't blame yourself. Accidents happen. 1.2683 0.07006 41 30 11 0
2508 How does that make you peel ... sorry, I mean feel? 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
2509 Sounds like a case of separation anxiety. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2510 Banana split personality IS a real diagnosis. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2511 Perhaps it was just a Freudian slip? 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
2512 Actually I deal with quite a lot of banana splits 1.2667 0.07385 45 34 10 1
2513 Why do you feel that everyone thinks of you as a big joke? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2514 "Sorry. He said 'CIGAR', not 'BANANA'. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2515 No, I wouldn't say you're not appealing. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2516 So tell me, why do you think you're a couch potato? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2517 I feel so used. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2518 What do you mean you're tired of tripping people up? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2519 Yes, I would say it should be quite normal to feel a little empty inside 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2520 Yes, I believe you are having some type of separation anxiety, but let's dig deeper. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2521 Your not a fruit! Explain? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2522 Alright Sigmund, sometimes a banana IS just a banana...is that what this is about? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2523 I just feel like everything is slipping by me! 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2524 This reminds me, I have to pick up my groceries. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2525 You're right, you are unappealing. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2526 I think we have achieved a breakthrough. You finally realize your life has not been fruitless. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
2527 She used me up, left me empty inside and just threw me away, Doc. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2528 Why do you feel people avoid you and when did you start peeling this way? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2529 What do you mean 'banana envy' doctor? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2530 I tend to lead to people's downfall. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2531 So, when did you first notice this sense of feeling hollow? 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
2532 What do YOU think the tailpipe dream means? 1.2667 0.08040 45 35 8 2
2533 "So why do you think you're a banana peel?' 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2534 I'm always typecast as the slippery guy 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2535 How dare you suggest I slip into something more comfortable! 1.2667 0.11679 30 25 2 3
2536 I feel so empty inside, so very unapeeling. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2537 So after the baby, he split? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2538 So when did you start feeling responsible for Freudian slips? 1.2653 0.08638 49 40 5 4
2539 One Freudian slip, and they're going to blame it on you. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2540 And how did it make you feel, being the youngest of six? 1.2647 0.08764 34 26 7 1
2541 Tell me more about this emptiness you've been feeling. 1.2647 0.08764 34 26 7 1
2542 Looking at it positively, he may have left you but you still have a peel. 1.2647 0.08764 34 26 7 1
2543 So.. have you always felt this "need" to make people slip and fall? 1.2647 0.09728 34 27 5 2
2544 I feel like everyone avoids me 1.2647 0.09728 34 27 5 2
2545 Not every slip is Freudian; sometimes it's just slapstick. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
2546 So talk to me about why you believe people fall on you all the time. 1.2632 0.08992 38 30 6 2
2547 I thought I was pure banana. Then, I found out my mother was a plantain. 1.2632 0.07239 38 28 10 0
2548 Don't feel bad. Fruedian slips are not your fault. 1.2619 0.08389 42 33 7 2
2549 I feel guilty about the clown. 1.2619 0.07666 42 32 9 1
2550 The question isn’t, why didn’t they laugh? The question is, why do you think it’s funny? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2551 I don't know Doc, I keep slipping up. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2552 And why do you feel she was delighted over the split? 1.2609 0.08475 46 37 6 3
2553 Do others often lay blame on you for their slip ups? 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
2554 Help me understand why your Psychosexual development is stuck in the phallic stage. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2555 Sorry, I am strictly Jungian. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2556 So, you're still feeling empty? 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
2557 And why do you feel like you're always the fall guy? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2558 Just keep telling yourself "It's not my fault. It's not my fault". 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2559 Yes, we have no banana. Sorry to disappoint you. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2560 No one said life is a bowl of bananas. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2561 "I see . . . . and how did that make you peel? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2562 so...what did YOU slip on? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2563 What you've described here is textbook penis envy. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2564 Your mother was a soda jerk? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2565 You need to let go of Curious George and get on with your life. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2566 Tell me a little more about this "empty inside" feeling. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2567 But when they say they slipped on you, maybe it's just a metaphor. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2568 Tough skin, but empty inside. You remind me of my ex. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2569 You don't think it could've just been a Freudian slip? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2570 Tell me more about always feeling like the fall guy... 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2571 I can't take it anymore. I was organic before organic was cool. I almost had a run-in with kale last night. I used to be top dog for everyone's smoothie. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2572 And then...he gave me the slip ! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2573 So how long have you thought you were a banana? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2574 Hmm, I doubt whipped cream and a cherry would fill that empty feeling for long. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2575 Your time is up. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2576 Do you think your need to joke about "Freudian slips" may be masking something deeper? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2577 You slipped up. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2578 It is normal to feel empty inside after a banana split. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2579 Excuse me, but it's MY job to peel back the layers 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2580 How many slip-ups is this? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2581 Diagnosis? Classic split personality. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2582 Unfortunately at your age I don't think you'll ever recover what you've lost. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2583 So, when did you start feeling you weren't appealing? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2584 While you do have appeal, your wife is asking, "What's on the inside?" 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2585 I think you may be suffering from a split personality. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2586 Lately, I feel so empty. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2587 Would you mind if I leave first? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2588 I was spoiled rotten as a kid. Now I have no backbone. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2589 Do you know when you started feeling empty? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2590 Keep hanging out with that bunch and you'll lose your core value. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2591 My new in-laws are a bunch of nuts. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2592 It's natural to feel empty after a loss. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2593 I’m afraid that spending yet another session focusing on your abandonment issues may prove fruitless. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2594 What makes you believe you have a split personality? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2595 I know you feel empty inside, but don't you think it's wrong to blame all gorillas? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2596 Oh, I misunderstood. My receptionist said you were a *fried* plaintain. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2597 Not always. Sometimes a slip is just a slip. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2598 You have made such great progress unpeeling all those layers! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2599 Mr. Peel, calling your entire family bananas does seem like a Freudian slip. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2600 Of course there's more to you than just physical humor. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2601 Lately I just feel like I am slipping. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2602 So should we talk about how horrible chimpanzees are? 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2603 ... and in what way did you used to be funny? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2604 How do you think I peel? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2605 It could very well be that people keep giving you the slip because you're just too appealing! 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2606 50 years since “Mellow Yellow”... . forget about being a sudden craze 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2607 So how do you peel? 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2608 I don't peel too well. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2609 So you think your divorce took a lot out of you? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2610 You'll have to be hospitalized. You're a danger to others. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2611 I believe you may have banana-split-personality. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2612 Don't look at my legs and I won't look at your skin. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2613 "I've been feeling better about the split, but I can't get over the fact that she just took everything and tossed me out the window like a banana peel". 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2614 Was that a slip, or are you holding yourself responsible? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2615 It's just a Freudian slip; let's move on. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2616 It's separation anxiety. But you still have appeal. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2617 So you're telling me that you think people walk all over you. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2618 But how do you feel when people walk on you? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2619 And when did you develop this irrational fear of apes? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2620 Fruitless? Yellow? Slippery? Can you be more specific? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2621 Causing pratfalls is an attempt to compensate for your impotence. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2622 Peel back the layers of denial, and what're we left with? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2623 No you're not paranoid you do make people slip up 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2624 No. I'm pretty sure Freud wouldn't have appreciated that kind of slip. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2625 Transitioning into observational comedy is a slippery slope. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2626 And you say you’re tired of being walked on? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2627 I just feel so lonely since she split. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2628 Do you really believe that there is no such thing as an accident? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2629 Again, I apologize... But surely can understand why someone might titter when you say you have a 'bunch' of problems. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2630 So how much has this separation cost you? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2631 So when did your partner split? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2632 So she told you that you have "a peel," but no substance underneath, hmm? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2633 I just can't shake this schadenfreude... 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2634 I still feel terrified whenever someone mentions monkeys, or zoos. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2635 It all started when my parents split 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2636 Yes, most peels go through separation anxiety. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2637 I don't know - somehow I feel as if things are just slipping away. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2638 I think this is a classic case of splitting. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2639 I'd like us to focus on your early relationship with the bunch. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2640 Your guilt is from a Freudian slip. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2641 It's only normal to be experiencing separation anxiety. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2642 I really can't win for losing; I'm either over or under ripe! 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2643 How long have you felt you've lost your true inner essence? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2644 So when did you start blaming yourself for the slips of others? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2645 I've been robbed of my sex appeal. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2646 Let me get this: "Peel peel bo-beel, Banana-fana po’ feel?" 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2647 I know — it's not funny when people avoid you. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2648 This feeling of emptiness, is it after the slip and fall? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2649 ...I know, Rachael, but I assure you--you're genetically modified to NOT become your mother. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2650 Have you attempted suicide before? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2651 Orange you glad you split? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2652 '' But Nana, tell me why you feel so empty.'' 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2653 Clearly that ice cream parlor incident led to your split personality 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2654 He blames you? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2655 You have every right to feel "discarded"! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2656 I'm sorry but 'Going Bananas' is not a billable diagnosis. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2657 Freudian slip duly noted. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2658 So, you think you are responsible for the slipups of others? 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2659 The good news is you're not going bananas. The bad news is it's cause you're already there. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2660 Yes, it is an unusually long time to remain in the phallic stage. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2661 You say you feel empty inside. Why do you think that is? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2662 So, I see you have lost your inner being. Tell me more. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2663 You always feel stepped on? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2664 And how did it make you feel. . . being tossed out on the sidewalk? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2665 So, since the split you've felt empty? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2666 Is this some sort of joke? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2667 i guess you slipped up when you split... 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2668 It's just that I feel so empty inside.... 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2669 Are you insecure about always being the "fall guy"? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2670 Admitting that the slip was Freudian has been a major breakthrough. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2671 Why do you feel its not easy being green? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2672 As Freud said, 'Sometimes it's just a banana.... 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2673 You're depressed because no one finds you appealing? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2674 And when did you first feel like you were going bananas? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2675 Let's discuss your fear of fruit-based puns. What do you find so unappealing about them? Is it just that you've heard them a bunch? Sorry, I'm going to split. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2676 So my wife got nuts and I split. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2677 You have to stop blaming yourself. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2678 So for once, you feel that you slipped up? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2679 How about we get in touch with your inner fruit? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2680 Size doesn't always matter. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2681 So, when did people start calling you passive aggressive? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2682 Split personality ? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2683 It was a difficult split and I know you may never get over it, but I'm sorry to say that's how sundaes are made... 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2684 So you feel that to be called "Chiquita" is sexist . . . ? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2685 So how long were you and this 'Chiquita' engaged? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2686 Is it possible she might just be clumsy? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2687 I've never felt tallied. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2688 So, he slipped. We all slip. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2689 Lets get past the fact that you are garbage, and move on to relationships. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2690 How long has it been since the banana split? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2691 And she said i was to blame for her freudian slips! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2692 Why do you feel ice cream shops are the cause of your split personality? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2693 I think I know just the thing to help with your feelings of emptiness. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2694 So just when did you split 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2695 I was born on a plantation, moved to Hollywood but then I slipped up.......now I'm just a second banana. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2696 My whole life has been a joke..... 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2697 And so this reckless impulse to make people slip and fall, this started after the smoothie incident? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2698 Sometimes you work so hard to peel away a patient's exterior persona and there's just bupkis underneath it all. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2699 Let's begin with why you feel like you are prone to so many slipups. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2700 Do you often feel empty inside? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2701 You're not a nut case. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2702 So explain to me again why it's NOT what's on the inside that matters... 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2703 At what point did you start to feel him slipping away? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2704 My wife says I'm no longer her top banana. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2705 So you're depressed because your banana split, is that correct? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2706 You have to stop being the scapegoat for everyone else's slip ups! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2707 When did you first feel like your life was just slipping away? 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2708 Maybe it's just transference, but I find you appealing, too. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2709 I think we're split on this issue... 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2710 What do you mean, you'll slip up one day too? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2711 Why do you feel you have no appeal? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2712 Tell me about that void you feel inside. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2713 "You keep saying 'slippery slope,' doctor. It's a little offensive, really. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2714 It's not so much that I feel empty inside, it's that I feel used. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2715 If you want to you can be as funny as pie in the face 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2716 Look, it's a slippery slope, but we can go there if you need to... 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2717 I don't understand, Doc. I just feel empty inside. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2718 You can't escape responsibility by calling it a Freudian slip. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2719 Yes, it's hard to get over a split. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2720 Yes, I think we'd all have to agree that your life has been one big stupid joke. So let's move on. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2721 So when did you start feeling life was slipping away? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2722 Do you think being called a fruit is an insult? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2723 Why do you feel that your life is a slippery slope? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2724 You need to stop tripping people up. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2725 ...so you feel empty on the inside...like something very important is missing... 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2726 How did it make you feel when he peeled you? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2727 I don't know... people just walk all over me and I find myself slipping into depression. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2728 ah Banana Ana Fo Fana, 'tis time for your fee fi fo fana 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2729 Well, I'd call that a classic Freudian slip. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2730 So when did this slippery-slope fixation begin? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2731 And how does being cliche' make you feel? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2732 You shouldn't feel guilty just for making people laugh. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2733 I agree feelings of emptiness can be consistent with narcissistic personality disorder, but perhaps we've overlooked something. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2734 It really isn't what's inside that counts 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2735 And when did you first notice everything was slipping away? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2736 It sounds to me like you have a split personality. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2737 So,how long have you felt like you were really a plantain on the inside? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2738 Yes, I see many cases of banana split personality disorder. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2739 . . . so then I said "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" and he peeled me. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2740 I find you appealing despite your lack of substance. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2741 I may not look like Freud, but I know a Freudian slip when I see one. 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2742 I just feel like I'm missing something. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
2743 The wrong people just keep falling for me. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
2744 What do YOU think a 60-year-old Austrian psychoanalyst in your dreams means? 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2745 Not to worry, it's slip covered. 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2746 I was nuts. Now I seem to be full-on bananas. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
2747 You’ve got to let go of the guilt. They’re supposed to slip on you. 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2748 So, you say you are splitting up? 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2749 Looks like someone made my job easier. 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2750 Why do you think you're so prone to Freudian Slips? 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
2751 So, how did you feel when someone stepped on you, slipped and fell? 1.2581 0.11329 31 26 2 3
2752 Oh, it slipped your mind, did it? 1.2581 0.07989 31 23 8 0
2753 Comparing my childhood to my sister's is like apples and oranges, she said... 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2754 Let's revisit your relationship with your mother...the whipped cream, the red cherry. Sounds like