Contest #520


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520


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-05-02
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-05-15 (estimated)
Number of captions 6645
Number of responses 209322
Number of participants 9455


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I have to ask, do you feel that you could be a danger to others? 2.0605 0.02764 744 190 319 235
1 Now that you've opened up, let's talk about what's eating you. 2.0480 0.01659 2227 631 858 738
2 It's normal to feel empty after a split. 1.9439 0.02843 785 272 285 228
3 You're right; some of us bruise easier than others. 1.9362 0.04863 235 73 104 58
4 Would you feel more comfortable on the floor ? 1.9267 0.03574 491 173 181 137
5 I am required to report those bruises. 1.8651 0.04647 289 112 104 73
6 You say you've been feeling empty since the split? 1.8219 0.04566 320 140 97 83
7 Maybe you'd be more comfortable on the floor. 1.8214 0.05234 224 92 80 52
8 I'm going to be brutally honest. You're an accident waiting to happen. 1.8125 0.05296 224 95 76 53
9 And you blame yourself for the split? 1.8000 0.05565 220 101 62 57
10 How was life after the split? 1.7961 0.04672 255 102 103 50
11 What I think isn't important. Do you think you're an accident waiting to happen? 1.7868 0.05363 197 81 77 39
12 Perhaps you're hanging around with the wrong bunch. 1.7826 0.05539 184 76 72 36
13 I can tell that something's been eating at you. 1.7806 0.05354 196 81 77 38
14 Do you need a moment to compost yourself? 1.7778 0.06373 153 68 51 34
15 You may have a split personality. 1.7604 0.05791 192 90 58 44
16 I'm so tired of people blaming me for their slip-ups. 1.7571 0.06321 140 60 54 26
17 So you feel the best part of you is gone. 1.7569 0.06095 144 60 59 25
18 I'd like to see you again next sundae. 1.7430 0.05934 179 85 55 39
19 You appear to be suffering from an Edible Complex. 1.7416 0.08231 89 41 30 18
20 You can't go on like this. You're an accident waiting to happen. 1.7394 0.06133 165 78 52 35
21 I think this results from an edible complex. 1.7379 0.06268 145 65 53 27
22 Success is not measured by the number of people you bring down. 1.7365 0.06015 148 64 59 25
23 This is fruitless. 1.7296 0.06161 159 75 52 32
24 So you caused a Freudian slip? 1.7286 0.06318 140 63 52 25
25 So, was it a painful split? 1.7256 0.05950 164 76 57 31
26 So what's been eating you lately? 1.7234 0.06609 141 68 44 29
27 I've felt rotten since the split. 1.7204 0.07851 93 43 33 17
28 You need to stop blaming yourself for everyone else's slip-ups. 1.7200 0.07795 100 48 32 20
29 You think you're crazy? I'm talking to a banana. 1.7103 0.06775 145 75 37 33
30 Remind me what happened after the split 1.7097 0.06340 155 77 46 32
31 And how would you say you're handling the split? 1.7063 0.06184 143 66 53 24
32 Okay, so it was a breach of professional ethics, but... I was hungry. 1.7054 0.07251 129 68 31 30
33 Tell me about your nana 1.7039 0.06389 152 76 45 31
34 So what's eating you this week? 1.6985 0.06290 136 63 51 22
35 We don’t use the term “going bananas” here. 1.6949 0.06538 118 53 48 17
36 Something's been eating you. Tell me about it. 1.6863 0.07370 102 49 36 17
37 I think you experienced a Freudian slip. 1.6850 0.06393 127 59 49 19
38 I was going to be a world famous computer logo....until that damn apple showed up. 1.6832 0.08552 101 58 17 26
39 Calm down. Try to compost yourself. 1.6797 0.07097 128 68 33 27
40 I agree. You're an accident waiting to happen. 1.6780 0.06902 118 58 40 20
41 What would you like to be able to say to those monkeys? 1.6752 0.06849 117 57 41 19
42 Somedays I feel like an accident just waiting to happen. 1.6752 0.06955 117 58 39 20
43 It's "Oedipal", not "Edible". 1.6726 0.07160 113 57 36 20
44 Just tell me what's eating you 1.6667 0.06759 117 57 42 18
45 You are an accident waiting to happen! 1.6667 0.06895 123 63 38 22
46 I'm afraid you suffer from an Edible Complex. 1.6667 0.07230 114 59 34 21
47 So when did you first begin to feel like garbage? 1.6667 0.07442 108 56 32 20
48 So you feel like you're empty inside? 1.6613 0.06764 124 63 40 21
49 We both know there's no such thing as an accident. 1.6606 0.06674 109 51 44 14
50 You seem to bruise easily. 1.6606 0.06800 109 52 42 15
51 My last patient was nuts. 1.6604 0.07570 106 56 30 20
52 And in this recurring nightmare, nobody slips? 1.6596 0.07940 94 49 28 17
53 Show me where the monkey touched you. 1.6571 0.07754 105 57 27 21
54 No offense, I am thick skinned 1.6562 0.08969 64 31 24 9
55 How's it been since the split? 1.6538 0.08328 78 39 27 12
56 Of course, we all ask ourselves at one time, if a fruitless life is worth living. 1.6495 0.07186 97 47 37 13
57 I’ll be honest. You’re an accident waiting to happen. 1.6489 0.07962 94 50 27 17
58 Interesting. I said 'smoothly,' but you heard 'smoothie.' 1.6489 0.07817 94 49 29 16
59 Try thinking about it from the chimp's perspective. 1.6436 0.07255 101 51 35 15
60 Depressed because you're no longer one of the bunch? 1.6422 0.06585 109 52 44 13
61 I feel as if my whole life is like an accident just waiting to happen. 1.6413 0.08406 92 52 21 19
62 And how long have you felt like people on the street are avoiding you? 1.6408 0.07664 103 56 28 19
63 OK..... I'd like to go back to that time in your life when you tried to form a republic 1.6400 0.07852 100 55 26 19
64 So, how have you been doing since the split? 1.6400 0.07456 100 52 32 16
65 Maybe not everyone wants to be swept off their feet 1.6383 0.07838 94 50 28 16
66 So you feel stepped on, but everyone else thinks its funny... 1.6364 0.08270 88 48 24 16
67 Maybe it's time to face the fact that comedy has moved on without you. 1.6353 0.08173 85 45 26 14
68 How often do you have the Carmen Miranda dream? 1.6353 0.08343 85 46 24 15
69 You need to stop seeing yourself as the fall guy. 1.6353 0.07823 85 43 30 12
70 Well, I'm glad you've opened up. 1.6316 0.07185 95 47 36 12
71 I understand you lost nearly everything after the split. 1.6311 0.07429 103 55 31 17
72 You don't need a therapist; you need a good attorney. 1.6308 0.06474 130 68 42 20
73 And these women... They just fall for you? 1.6306 0.06641 111 55 42 14
74 Can you tell me where the monkey touched you? 1.6304 0.08137 92 51 24 17
75 You need to stop cereal dating. 1.6304 0.07684 92 48 30 14
76 Do you feel you're a danger to yourself or others? 1.6304 0.07838 92 49 28 15
77 It's quite normal to feel empty after a split. 1.6304 0.07527 92 47 32 13
78 So, you don't feel like one of the bunch? 1.6292 0.08051 89 48 26 15
79 Again with the guilt? He slipped. He fell. Get over it! 1.6277 0.08282 94 54 21 19
80 It sounds like we're dealing with a classic Edible complex. 1.6264 0.07599 91 47 31 13
81 You keep looking at my feet. 1.6250 0.09136 80 47 16 17
82 Depression, heart palpitations, fatigue. You could be low in potassium. 1.6237 0.07783 93 50 28 15
83 Now, tell me what's eating you? 1.6222 0.07508 90 46 32 12
84 So, what's been eating you? 1.6207 0.07882 87 46 28 13
85 Our time is up and please don't wait for me on the stairs. 1.6207 0.08214 87 48 24 15
86 You were saying you feel like an accident waiting to happen. 1.6200 0.07355 100 53 32 15
87 I agree. This is fruitless. 1.6197 0.09273 71 40 18 13
88 Does it matter what the rest of the bunch thinks? 1.6196 0.07056 92 45 37 10
89 Now that you've opened up, we can start to make progress. 1.6196 0.07224 92 46 35 11
90 I can see why she fell for you. 1.6190 0.07556 84 42 32 10
91 I tend to hurt people who get close to me. 1.6184 0.08977 76 43 19 14
92 It's my professional opinion that you are an accident waiting to happen. 1.6163 0.08132 86 47 25 14
93 Maybe you want to be stepped on. 1.6162 0.07280 99 52 33 14
94 When did you first start fearing monkeys? 1.6136 0.08310 88 50 22 16
95 So you feel people are avoiding you? 1.6136 0.08151 88 49 24 15
96 First you were eaten alive, and then spent years in slapstick? Of course you feel rotten. 1.6132 0.07532 106 60 27 19
97 And, then, he decided to make a smoothie. 1.6129 0.09300 62 33 20 9
98 When did you first suspect that she only loved you for your potassium? 1.6129 0.07801 93 51 27 15
99 You didn't see the split coming? 1.6125 0.07650 80 40 31 9
100 Of course it hurts when you open up fully and then just get tossed aside. 1.6118 0.08384 85 48 22 15
101 Maybe you don't have an inferiority complex. Maybe you really are an accident waiting to happen. 1.6118 0.07867 85 45 28 12
102 Funny how you let that slip. 1.6092 0.07005 87 42 37 8
103 And just why do you think people tip-toe around you? 1.6087 0.07875 92 51 26 15
104 So, you feel like a phony because you lack substance, but you still have appeal? 1.6067 0.07600 89 47 30 12
105 Normally, I only take nut jobs. 1.6067 0.08398 89 52 20 17
106 I can see by your colouring that our time is up. 1.6049 0.08728 81 47 19 15
107 Would you feel better if we used the expression ‘Going nuts’ instead? 1.6047 0.07807 86 46 28 12
108 So, you and ice cream. Tell me about the split. 1.6047 0.07630 86 45 30 11
109 Even empty and discarded, I find you appealing. 1.6047 0.07449 86 44 32 10
110 Now, just tell me what's eating you. 1.6044 0.07636 91 49 29 13
111 You've got to stop letting people walk all over you. 1.6026 0.08430 78 43 23 12
112 You do realize in a couple of days none of this will matter. 1.6024 0.08029 83 45 26 12
113 I give up. What makes a Freudian slip? 1.6000 0.08061 85 47 25 13
114 And how have things been going for you since your banana split? 1.6000 0.07869 90 50 26 14
115 Honestly, you need thicker skin. 1.6000 0.07845 65 31 29 5
116 I have this reoccurring dream where I slip on a human being. 1.6000 0.09104 75 44 17 14
117 He was such an ape, he just ripped me open and took what he wanted 1.5976 0.08652 82 48 19 15
118 Tell me more about the tally man. 1.5974 0.08916 77 45 18 14
119 How long has your life seemed fruitless? 1.5974 0.08524 77 43 22 12
120 I understand you gave everything to a cream pie but it's time to move on. 1.5972 0.08312 72 38 25 9
121 Perhaps you misunderstood when she said she was going to slip on something a little nicer. 1.5952 0.08820 84 51 16 17
122 It's not your fault - accidents happen. 1.5949 0.08161 79 43 25 11
123 You've been hanging with the wrong bunch. 1.5942 0.08592 69 37 23 9
124 We split up on a Sundae 1.5926 0.08745 81 48 18 15
125 Tell me more about this dream with your father and the blender 1.5921 0.08620 76 43 21 12
126 We try not to use the word 'bananas' 1.5921 0.08821 76 44 19 13
127 I can only help with the Freudian slips. 1.5921 0.08203 76 41 25 10
128 Why do you think people are avoiding you? 1.5909 0.07858 88 49 26 13
129 Doc, I just feel like I'm an accident waiting to happen. 1.5902 0.08550 61 31 24 6
130 Everyone who comes here thinks they're bananas. 1.5897 0.08249 78 43 24 11
131 I'm terribly sorry. I skipped lunch. 1.5897 0.08644 78 45 20 13
132 When did you first begin to feel that your life was fruitless? 1.5882 0.09189 68 39 18 11
133 We really peeled back some layers today. 1.5875 0.08092 80 44 25 11
134 Why do you feel the work we're doing is fruitless? 1.5875 0.08474 80 46 21 13
135 Well, I see there is no point in discussing your inner feelings today. 1.5873 0.08356 63 32 25 6
136 Bringing others down will never fill your emptiness. 1.5867 0.08509 75 42 22 11
137 So, Mr. Fofanna, what brings you in today? 1.5844 0.09123 77 47 15 15
138 How long have you been feeling rotten? 1.5843 0.07959 89 51 24 14
139 I feel like my whole life's been a joke. 1.5833 0.10242 48 26 16 6
140 You have appeal, but you seem to lack substance. 1.5823 0.08566 79 46 20 13
141 So you’re saying that when daylight come, they all wanna go home? 1.5814 0.08347 86 51 20 15
142 Let's talk about the incident with the gorilla. 1.5811 0.09026 74 44 17 13
143 You say you feel you're an accident waiting to happen? 1.5802 0.08025 81 45 25 11
144 You seem to delight in bringing others down. 1.5789 0.07554 76 39 30 7
145 Let's talk about the 800 pound gorilla that used to be in the room. 1.5789 0.08005 76 41 26 9
146 So you feel that people are going out of their way to avoid you. 1.5789 0.08005 76 41 26 9
147 Now let's discuss your fear of primates... 1.5789 0.08005 76 41 26 9
148 This is why I don't schedule appointments on my lunch break. 1.5765 0.08757 85 53 15 17
149 So, how long have you thought you were a plantain? 1.5758 0.09427 66 39 16 11
150 You mustn't blame yourself for other people's slip-ups. 1.5733 0.08526 75 43 21 11
151 Well, sometimes I think we all feel empty inside... 1.5733 0.08526 75 43 21 11
152 So you feel he treats you like trash? 1.5733 0.08093 75 41 25 9
153 Do you recall when these feelings of emptiness began? 1.5732 0.07766 82 45 27 10
154 So you think it's just everyone else's fault they keep falling down? 1.5732 0.07958 82 46 25 11
155 Tell me more about your life on the street. 1.5714 0.07936 77 42 26 9
156 That's what happens when you let people walk on you. 1.5714 0.07718 77 41 28 8
157 Tell me more about what's been eating you. 1.5714 0.07936 77 42 26 9
158 Doesn't it feel better to open up? 1.5714 0.08149 77 43 24 10
159 So you feel your life’s now fruitless? 1.5714 0.08530 70 39 22 9
160 You want people to like you for who you are on the outside as well as the inside. 1.5696 0.08389 79 46 21 12
161 Are we Mr. Plantain or Mr. Banana today? 1.5694 0.08807 72 42 19 11
162 It seems to me like you may be struggling with an eaten disorder 1.5694 0.09027 72 43 17 12
163 So what I hear you saying is, now that we have peeled back the layers, you feel empty inside. 1.5692 0.09550 65 39 15 11
164 Under these circumstances, my rate is on a sliding scale 1.5676 0.09244 74 46 14 14
165 How do you mean, you feel like an accident waiting to happen? 1.5676 0.07952 74 40 26 8
166 Of course, you didn't cause all those accidents. 1.5676 0.08622 74 43 20 11
167 When you say he "fell for you,' you're speaking metaphorically, I assume? 1.5676 0.07716 74 39 28 7
168 And you feel responsible for the split? 1.5676 0.08405 74 42 22 10
169 What do you mean you bring people down? 1.5672 0.08021 67 35 26 6
170 Talk more about your feelings of being used and discarded. 1.5658 0.07571 76 40 29 7
171 I think we can rule out low potassium as the cause of your depression. 1.5658 0.08237 76 43 23 10
172 Thanks for finally opening up. 1.5652 0.09112 69 41 17 11
173 Let's face the facts: you're spoiled rotten. 1.5641 0.08280 78 45 22 11
174 There used to be a whole bunch of us that hung out together . . . 1.5634 0.08206 71 39 24 8
175 How long would you say you've felt empty inside? 1.5634 0.08206 71 39 24 8
176 Would you like to talk about what's eating you? 1.5634 0.08447 71 40 22 9
177 Tell me about your relationship before the split. 1.5616 0.07799 73 39 27 7
178 Do you feel comfortable in your own skin? 1.5610 0.07583 82 45 28 9
179 I just don't have it in me anymore. 1.5606 0.08116 66 35 25 6
180 Well you're off the floor now, and that's progress. 1.5600 0.08327 75 43 22 10
181 You're definitely not completely bananas. 1.5588 0.09688 68 43 12 13
182 So, yes, you have no banana. But how does that make you feel? 1.5588 0.08983 68 40 18 10
183 What am I writing down? My grocery list. 1.5574 0.08909 61 34 20 7
184 Calm down, sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.5571 0.08784 70 41 19 10
185 Well it could just mean you've moved past the phallic stage. 1.5556 0.08597 72 42 20 10
186 When did you first feel like 'an accident waiting to happen.'? 1.5538 0.09311 65 39 16 10
187 How does it make you feel when others call you an accident waiting to happen? 1.5538 0.09565 65 40 14 11
188 Perhaps it was actually a Freudian slip. 1.5538 0.09565 65 40 14 11
189 So you only feel fulfilled when someone steps on you? 1.5522 0.09339 67 41 15 11
190 He slipped, he fell. You've got to stop blaming yourself. 1.5522 0.08038 67 36 25 6
191 The monkey nightmares are back. 1.5522 0.08582 67 38 21 8
192 And in the dream, I'm strangling the gorilla. 1.5500 0.09922 60 37 13 10
193 "Everyone slips. 1.5493 0.08695 71 42 19 10
194 This session is going to cost you a whole bunch. 1.5469 0.08889 64 37 19 8
195 You shouldn't dwell on being unfulfilled. It's fruitless. 1.5469 0.09690 64 40 13 11
196 I think, on some level, I like being stepped on. 1.5469 0.08606 64 36 21 7
197 And when did you start identifying as a plantain? 1.5467 0.08963 75 47 15 13
198 You show classic symptoms of an Edible Complex. 1.5455 0.08413 66 37 22 7
199 I've been feeling very empty since the split 1.5455 0.09457 66 41 14 11
200 Emasculated how? 1.5441 0.08494 68 39 21 8
201 But ask yourself: Are all these ladies falling for you? Or, are they simply falling? 1.5441 0.08494 68 39 21 8
202 I think to focus on what you have lost would be fruitless. 1.5441 0.09236 68 42 15 11
203 Could be worse…at least you’re not nuts. 1.5435 0.07479 92 54 26 12
204 Perhaps you feel you're slipping because you allow yourself to be stepped on. 1.5429 0.08312 70 40 22 8
205 Yes, it is what's on the inside that counts. 1.5424 0.09463 59 35 16 8
206 Someone will fall for you eventually 1.5417 0.10718 48 29 12 7
207 Yes, I can charge on a sliding scale... 1.5410 0.09225 61 36 17 8
208 And how does it make you feel when you think people are avoiding you? 1.5410 0.09517 61 37 15 9
209 In dreams, sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.5410 0.08612 61 34 21 6
210 So...your job at Banana Republic wasn't what you expected? 1.5410 0.09800 61 38 13 10
211 Perhaps we need to put you in bunch therapy 1.5405 0.08429 74 44 20 10
212 Sure you have issues but I'm the one talking to a banana peel. 1.5397 0.09818 63 40 12 11
213 Seriously, you can't let people step all over you and then tell you it's your fault. 1.5385 0.09061 65 39 17 9
214 What you're experiencing is called compost-traumatic stress disorder. 1.5385 0.09577 65 41 13 11
215 "Orange who"? 1.5385 0.10302 65 44 7 14
216 I think you’ll do better in bunch therapy. 1.5373 0.09105 67 41 16 10
217 I was minding my own business, and he slipped on me, yet everyone ran to him to see if HE was OK. 1.5373 0.08853 67 40 18 9
218 I don't know, I just feel empty inside. 1.5373 0.09105 67 41 16 10
219 I'm glad you finally opened up. 1.5373 0.08050 67 37 24 6
220 So when did you start feeling you weren't one of the bunch? 1.5373 0.08594 67 39 20 8
221 Would it be that bad if you were always a second banana? 1.5373 0.08853 67 40 18 9
222 I found the inner you to be delicious. 1.5373 0.07764 67 36 26 5
223 I understand your fears, Barry, but comedy changes and so must you. 1.5373 0.08050 67 37 24 6
224 You need to find your inner self. 1.5362 0.08149 69 39 23 7
225 So people walk all over you, and others laugh about it? 1.5362 0.09136 69 43 15 11
226 How are things since the split? 1.5352 0.08705 71 43 18 10
227 Tell me about your separation from the bunch. 1.5352 0.06290 71 34 36 1
228 'Seems to me you're just not comfortable in your own skin.' 1.5333 0.09041 60 35 18 7
229 Yes, you made her fall for you. But you really hurt her in the process. 1.5325 0.08589 77 48 17 12
230 I'm sorry, I didn't have breakfast. 1.5323 0.08822 62 36 19 7
231 The split must have been hard on you. 1.5323 0.09680 62 39 13 10
232 Look I don't say this to patients often, but you really are bananas. 1.5323 0.08517 62 35 21 6
233 I'm glad that you finally opened up. 1.5323 0.08517 62 35 21 6
234 I am sorry. I was hungry and I didn't realize you were the patient. 1.5323 0.09949 62 40 11 11
235 Twenty brothers and sisters? Wow, that's a bunch! 1.5312 0.09174 64 39 16 9
236 I understand you feel empty at your loss of sexual metaphor. 1.5312 0.08617 64 37 20 7
237 How did you feel when you finally separated yourself from the bunch? 1.5312 0.08900 64 38 18 8
238 You still blame yourself for the split? 1.5312 0.08617 64 37 20 7
239 Well, with it completely gone I suggest you simply increase the foreplay. 1.5312 0.09700 64 41 12 11
240 I think we can rule out a potassium deficiency. 1.5303 0.09216 66 41 15 10
241 Actually, I charge by the hour, not per pound. Why do you ask? 1.5303 0.07548 66 35 27 4
242 In retrospect, do you feel the trip to zoo was a good idea? 1.5303 0.07850 66 36 25 5
243 So you thought the chimp was your friend…and then? 1.5303 0.09216 66 41 15 10
244 But it’s not like they’re trying to step on you…. 1.5303 0.08960 66 40 17 9
245 So, he fell for you hard, and you find that funny? 1.5303 0.08960 66 40 17 9
246 Do you think it's in your nature to bring people down? 1.5294 0.07399 68 36 28 4
247 You've got to forgive yourself . . . don't forget, he also had one foot in the grave . . . 1.5294 0.09005 68 42 16 10
248 how long have you identified as a vegetable? 1.5278 0.08615 72 44 18 10
249 I'm afraid you're suffering from a split personality. 1.5269 0.07267 93 55 27 11
250 So, your father always wanted an apple? 1.5263 0.09401 57 34 16 7
251 My case is being tried in the court of a-peel next week 1.5254 0.09160 59 35 17 7
252 Okay, I understand. You were the top banana. And then what happened? 1.5254 0.08498 59 33 21 5
253 That's just the low potassium level talking. 1.5254 0.08835 59 34 19 6
254 What you're feeling is classic survivor's guilt. 1.5246 0.08934 61 36 18 7
255 I don't agree that your therapy has been fruitless. 1.5246 0.09526 61 38 14 9
256 What you've experienced is a Freudian slip. 1.5246 0.09235 61 37 16 8
257 I'm glad you finally decided to open up... 1.5238 0.09011 63 38 17 8
258 It's nice to see you really open up. 1.5238 0.08423 63 36 21 6
259 Tell me again how he fell for you 1.5238 0.08423 63 36 21 6
260 So you admit you do get pleasure from causing people pain?! 1.5231 0.09330 65 41 14 10
261 So, any slip-ups since our last session? 1.5231 0.09330 65 41 14 10
262 Let's discuss why you feel empty inside. 1.5224 0.08059 67 38 23 6
263 So how long have you had this fear of monkeys? 1.5224 0.07773 67 37 25 5
264 Have you still been dreaming about the monkeys? 1.5224 0.08334 67 39 21 7
265 You're neurotic, NOT bananas. 1.5205 0.08301 73 44 20 9
266 Since the split, my life has been a total joke. 1.5192 0.10808 52 34 9 9
267 Feeling a little empty inside? 1.5192 0.10086 52 32 13 7
268 It's perfectly normal that you feel empty inside. 1.5192 0.10454 52 33 11 8
269 He just uses me for potassium. 1.5179 0.09532 56 34 15 7
270 And when someone does fall, how does that make you feel? 1.5179 0.10190 56 36 11 9
271 I just feel like life is slipping away. 1.5179 0.09866 56 35 13 8
272 I'm afraid you have a split personality 1.5172 0.08247 58 32 22 4
273 I am afraid this discussion is just fruitless. 1.5167 0.09355 60 37 15 8
274 Do you identify as a banana or a plantain? 1.5161 0.09686 62 40 12 10
275 What do you mean, exactly, by uncomfortable in your own skin? 1.5161 0.08525 62 36 20 6
276 As your doctor, I can honestly tell you you're not a couch-potato. 1.5161 0.09409 62 39 14 9
277 It's like a part of me is missing. 1.5161 0.08525 62 36 20 6
278 When did you first learn you weren't organic? 1.5161 0.09124 62 38 16 8
279 I'm leaning towards banana split personality, but there a bunch of other possibilities 1.5161 0.09124 62 38 16 8
280 For the hundredth time, it's not YOU they're laughing at! 1.5161 0.09686 62 40 12 10
281 You are not nuts. You're a fruit. 1.5161 0.09955 62 41 10 11
282 Why do you feel the need to compare yourself to apples and oranges? 1.5156 0.08331 64 37 21 6
283 Why do you feel responsible for the downfall of so many people? 1.5156 0.07384 64 34 27 3
284 So was it a tough split? 1.5152 0.08966 66 41 16 9
285 Classic banana-split-personality disorder. 1.5116 0.11222 43 27 10 6
286 You may have a banana-split personality 1.5116 0.11222 43 27 10 6
287 So, tell me when you first had the feeling people were avoiding you? 1.5111 0.10358 45 27 13 5
288 Let's talk more about your split personality. 1.5102 0.10153 49 30 13 6
289 I've felt so empty since the split. 1.5102 0.11340 49 33 7 9
290 So, you gave everthing to this Daiquiri? 1.5094 0.08356 53 29 21 3
291 They aren't laughing at you, they are laughing because of you. 1.5091 0.09310 55 33 16 6
292 You seem to be searching for your inner self. 1.5091 0.09310 55 33 16 6
293 He slipped. It's not your fault. 1.5088 0.09734 57 36 13 8
294 What I put on my breakfast cereal isn't relevant to your therapy session, Mr. Cavendish. 1.5088 0.09734 57 36 13 8
295 So, you're tired of being stepped on? 1.5088 0.08715 57 33 19 5
296 Talk to me about your nana issues. 1.5088 0.10051 57 37 11 9
297 Should I bill Dole or Chiquita for your therapy? 1.5088 0.09734 57 36 13 8
298 Why do YOU think everyone laughs when you get stepped on? 1.5088 0.10051 57 37 11 9
299 I think that underneath that tough exterior, you’re actually rather sweet. 1.5085 0.08841 59 35 18 6
300 I'm sorry, 'it's what's inside that counts' is just a saying 1.5085 0.09165 59 36 16 7
301 Seeing as I ate you for lunch, I'll comp this session. 1.5085 0.09479 59 37 14 8
302 Have you considered compost? 1.5085 0.09165 59 36 16 7
303 I think you may have a split personality. 1.5085 0.07401 59 31 26 2
304 You may be suffering from separation anxiety. 1.5085 0.08153 59 33 22 4
305 Things have been really tough since the split. 1.5085 0.10077 59 39 10 10
306 Why do you prefer to identify as a plantain? 1.5082 0.08939 61 37 17 7
307 I would say you have a 'split personality'. 1.5082 0.08628 61 36 19 6
308 How many monkeys did you say there were? 1.5082 0.08939 61 37 17 7
309 I am going to recommend more potassium. 1.5082 0.08939 61 37 17 7
310 I know exactly what it's like to be used by a big ape. 1.5082 0.10088 61 41 9 11
311 I just haven't been myself since that Sundae... 1.5082 0.09813 61 40 11 10
312 You have to come to terms with the loss of your inner self. 1.5082 0.08628 61 36 19 6
313 You're just spoiled. 1.5077 0.09073 65 41 15 9
314 On the phone, you said something was eating away at you... 1.5000 0.09188 56 34 16 6
315 So when did you first start feeling like you're "an accident waiting to happen"? 1.5000 0.08733 60 36 18 6
316 Oh, no, no - "low hanging fruit" is just a metaphor. 1.5000 0.09605 58 37 13 8
317 We don't want you slipping back into bad behavior 1.5000 0.11026 44 28 10 6
318 You need to stop blaming yourself for the accident. 1.5000 0.09061 54 32 17 5
319 I've been empty inside ever since the split. 1.5000 0.10819 54 37 7 10
320 What's eating you? 1.5000 0.09802 54 34 13 7
321 Quit blaming yourself for other people's slip-ups. 1.5000 0.09051 60 37 16 7
322 You aren't responsible for other people's accidents. 1.5000 0.10090 52 33 12 7
323 Lets try focusing on the chimp. 1.5000 0.10153 54 35 11 8
324 Explain to me why you feel empty and used. 1.5000 0.09709 52 32 14 6
325 When did you start feeling empty inside? 1.5000 0.07859 66 38 23 5
326 Yes, you have told me that your banana was really big 1.5000 0.09439 54 33 15 6
327 I didn't mean to offend you, I use 'fruit' as an umbrella term. 1.5000 0.10507 56 38 8 10
328 My initial diagnosis is separation anxiety. 1.5000 0.08452 56 32 20 4
329 What do you mean you "gave him the slip"? 1.5000 0.09061 54 32 17 5
330 Separation anxiety is a perfectly normal reaction. 1.5000 0.08953 58 35 17 6
331 Why do you feel that you're an accident waiting to happen? 1.5000 0.09605 58 37 13 8
332 ...it's normal to feel discarded after the relationship ends. 1.5000 0.08250 58 33 21 4
333 Ah, I see. And how did that make you peel? 1.5000 0.09285 58 36 15 7
334 Everything's a "slippery slope" to you. 1.5000 0.08404 60 35 20 5
335 Look: we all get stepped on. Deal with it. 1.5000 0.08609 58 34 19 5
336 I witnessed my brother get peeled alive and turned into a smoothie when I was 3. 1.5000 0.10457 52 34 10 8
337 You'll fall for me someday. They all do, eventually. 1.5000 0.09285 58 36 15 7
338 Hmmn...........sounds like you're playing the fall guy again 1.5000 0.07859 66 38 23 5
339 Are you sure people are avoiding you? 1.5000 0.08030 64 37 22 5
340 And you've been involved in how many of these accidents? 1.5000 0.09802 54 34 13 7
341 You should use whichever bathroom you gender identify with. 1.5000 0.09802 54 34 13 7
342 And in this recurring nightmare, are you always the cause of the accident? 1.5000 0.09802 54 34 13 7
343 Let's talk about the monkey incident. 1.5000 0.09535 56 35 14 7
344 So, you feel like an accident waiting to happen? 1.5000 0.09802 54 34 13 7
345 You feel you're appealing but have a sense of inner loss. 1.5000 0.10153 54 35 11 8
346 So he took the best part of you and threw the rest away. How does that make you feel? 1.5000 0.09061 54 32 17 5
347 Where was your Republic located 1.5000 0.09875 48 29 14 5
348 Everything points to a split personality. 1.5000 0.09655 60 39 12 9
349 What about moving from comedy to personal injury? 1.5000 0.09051 60 37 16 7
350 So it's not that people walk all over you...it's that they literally avoid you? 1.5000 0.09709 52 32 14 6
351 We've all had a few slip-ups! 1.4921 0.09015 63 40 15 8
352 Well? What's eating you? 1.4918 0.08939 61 38 16 7
353 I wouldn't say split personality 1.4912 0.07134 57 30 26 1
354 People slip and fall for lots of reasons; you've got to stop blaming yourself. 1.4912 0.08715 57 34 18 5
355 It's clear you've lost touch with your inner self. 1.4912 0.09068 57 35 16 6
356 But how did it make you peel? 1.4912 0.10051 57 38 10 9
357 I believe you're suffering from separation anxiety. 1.4912 0.09407 57 36 14 7
358 It almost sounds like you want to be stepped on. 1.4912 0.08348 57 33 20 4
359 My life's been an accident waiting to happen. 1.4912 0.07964 57 32 22 3
360 We all experience feelings of emptiness from time to time. 1.4912 0.09407 57 36 14 7
361 Don't get all mushy on me. 1.4912 0.09734 57 37 12 8
362 Why do you feel you are a danger to others? 1.4912 0.07964 57 32 22 3
363 When did you start feeling this emptiness inside? 1.4912 0.08348 57 33 20 4
364 He left you for a sundae-let's start there. 1.4909 0.08557 55 32 19 4
365 ...and sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.4909 0.09665 55 35 13 7
366 And who do you feel second to? 1.4909 0.08154 55 31 21 3
367 Orthopedic surgeons love you . 1.4909 0.10008 55 36 11 8
368 Well, you're not nuts, I can tell you that much. 1.4909 0.09665 55 35 13 7
369 So when she left she took the best part of you? 1.4909 0.09310 55 34 15 6
370 I always feel like an accident just waiting to happen. 1.4909 0.09310 55 34 15 6
371 And why do you describe yourself as an 'accident waiting to happen'? 1.4909 0.09310 55 34 15 6
372 Sounds like you're afraid of hurting people. 1.4909 0.09310 55 34 15 6
373 Yes, I can see how you feel empty inside. 1.4906 0.08356 53 30 20 3
374 I used to be the top banana now everyone treats me like trash. 1.4906 0.09943 53 34 12 7
375 It's a common problem for bananas your age. 1.4906 0.09571 53 33 14 6
376 I can understand why you feel empty inside. 1.4906 0.08780 53 31 18 4
377 It's not uncommon to feel empty on the inside. 1.4906 0.08780 53 31 18 4
378 You're missing the part of you that's been consumed. We call it an edible complex. 1.4906 0.09943 53 34 12 7
379 How long have you self-identified as an apple? 1.4906 0.09571 53 33 14 6
380 I'm sorry to say it, but in your case you really are an accident waiting to happen. 1.4906 0.09571 53 33 14 6
381 We ARE making progress, but remember, sometimes a banana really is just a banana. 1.4906 0.09943 53 34 12 7
382 So your last psychologist diagnosed you with split personality disorder? 1.4902 0.09851 51 32 13 6
383 Doesn't it feel good to open up? 1.4898 0.10153 49 31 12 6
384 So, tell me, exactly when did the frozen smoothie nightmares begin? 1.4898 0.10959 49 33 8 8
385 To be honest, you are empty inside. 1.4894 0.10029 47 29 13 5
386 I can sense your feelings of emptiness, but let's try to focus on your ability to make people laugh. 1.4894 0.10912 47 31 9 7
387 When did you first realize you were really a plantain? 1.4894 0.10912 47 31 9 7
388 Let's work on finding your inner self. 1.4889 0.10835 45 29 10 6
389 The thing is, I've always felt like a vegetable. 1.4889 0.10835 45 29 10 6
390 Maybe making people slip and fall isn't for you. Have you considered composting? 1.4878 0.11110 41 26 10 5
391 Have you tried a potassium supplement? 1.4844 0.09181 64 42 13 9
392 It's a clear cut case of banana split personality. 1.4844 0.08624 64 40 17 7
393 I think what we're dealing with is a split personality. 1.4839 0.08209 62 37 20 5
394 I've lost my inner self! 1.4833 0.09048 60 38 15 7
395 You're a Freudian slip waiting to happen. 1.4833 0.09355 60 39 13 8
396 But you didn't actually cause a Freudian slip. 1.4828 0.09282 58 37 14 7
397 Let's explore why you often feel compelled to make people laugh at the expense of others. 1.4821 0.08824 56 34 17 5
398 I'm sorry it ended in a split. 1.4821 0.09866 56 37 11 8
399 And after you "went soft," then what? 1.4821 0.08448 56 33 19 4
400 You can't blame yourself for every Freudian slip. 1.4821 0.10190 56 38 9 9
401 You say she offered to make you a daiquiri? 1.4821 0.08448 56 33 19 4
402 I'm afraid that you're an accident waiting to happen. 1.4821 0.09532 56 36 13 7
403 I'm glad you're finally opening up. 1.4821 0.09185 56 35 15 6
404 'I'm pleased to see you've picked yourself up off the floor.' 1.4815 0.09436 54 34 14 6
405 You have to stop allowing that type of comedy define you 1.4815 0.09799 54 35 12 7
406 Unfortunately, our time is up for today-O. Your fears of tally-man will have to wait. 1.4815 0.10149 54 36 10 8
407 Everybody feels like garbage sometimes. 1.4815 0.08664 54 32 18 4
408 When did you first know you are actually a starfish? 1.4815 0.10149 54 36 10 8
409 So, was it a recent split? 1.4815 0.10149 54 36 10 8
410 I'm sorry. I was hungry. 1.4815 0.08664 54 32 18 4
411 Sleeping with you would be inappropriate. I ate you because I missed lunch. That's all. 1.4815 0.09799 54 35 12 7
412 Have you considered you might not be as funny as you used to be? 1.4815 0.10149 54 36 10 8
413 I feel rotten lately. 1.4815 0.09436 54 34 14 6
414 Since Chiquita left me I feel empty inside 1.4815 0.09436 54 34 14 6
415 Let's go back to the time when your parents put you in the refrigerator. 1.4815 0.09799 54 35 12 7
416 It's not your responsibility to make everyone laugh. 1.4815 0.09799 54 35 12 7
417 I'm sure everyone's life feels like a bad joke at some point. 1.4815 0.09436 54 34 14 6
418 We all get stepped on. 1.4808 0.09309 52 32 15 5
419 Have you ever considered the possibility that they are not laughing at you? 1.4808 0.09705 52 33 13 6
420 I just can't shake this feeling that people are avoiding me. 1.4808 0.10454 52 35 9 8
421 Dont feel bad, most of my patients are also bananas. 1.4808 0.09309 52 32 15 5
422 You can't be discouraged because not everyone falls for you. 1.4808 0.08895 52 31 17 4
423 And how did this tremendous fear of monkeys begin? 1.4808 0.09309 52 32 15 5
424 So you're feeling stepped on? 1.4808 0.09309 52 32 15 5
425 You have appeal, but you seem to be lacking substance. 1.4808 0.10086 52 34 11 7
426 How long have you had this fear of composting? 1.4808 0.09309 52 32 15 5
427 Do not let one slip up define who you are. 1.4808 0.09705 52 33 13 6
428 I feel like I'm an accident waiting to happen. 1.4808 0.10086 52 34 11 7
429 You don't understand, doctor. I've hurt so many people. 1.4800 0.10396 50 33 10 7
430 Mhm. Classic signs of an Edible Complex. 1.4800 0.10396 50 33 10 7
431 It sounds like you yearn for someone to fall for you, and fall hard. 1.4800 0.09996 50 32 12 6
432 You're low sense of self-esteem stems from the fact that you really are garbage. 1.4800 0.09579 50 31 14 5
433 You're a fruit. Get used to it. 1.4800 0.09996 50 32 12 6
434 It appears you opened up too much. 1.4792 0.08416 48 27 19 2
435 How does that make you peel...I mean feel? 1.4792 0.10310 48 31 11 6
436 You have appeal but no substance. 1.4792 0.09870 48 30 13 5
437 So you're not comfortable in your own skin... 1.4783 0.09700 46 28 14 4
438 Your ego is so easily bruised. You need to develop a thicker skin. 1.4783 0.10186 46 29 12 5
439 Maybe slapstick isn't for you. Have you thought about standup? 1.4773 0.10015 44 27 13 4
440 So they fall for you, but they don't fall for you. 1.4750 0.10734 40 25 11 4
441 Once you go black, you can never go back. 1.4746 0.10358 59 42 6 11
442 You know, not every slip is a Freudian slip. 1.4737 0.10491 38 23 12 3
443 I guess it all started back in vaudeville. 1.4737 0.10491 38 23 12 3
444 I just feel like I've lost who I am inside. 1.4727 0.10002 55 37 10 8
445 How can I put this, you have appeal, but no substance. 1.4727 0.09659 55 36 12 7
446 So you're afraid you might be a danger to others? 1.4727 0.09659 55 36 12 7
447 Don't over analyze it. Sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.4727 0.10002 55 37 10 8
448 You can't live your life just waiting for others to slip up. 1.4717 0.09936 53 35 11 7
449 So, it really was a banana in his pocket. 1.4717 0.09176 53 33 15 5
450 So you lost your entire family to vegans? 1.4717 0.08772 53 32 17 4
451 Have you talked to a doctor about getting it reattached? 1.4717 0.08772 53 32 17 4
452 Perhaps there really is no 'inner you.' 1.4717 0.09564 53 34 13 6
453 Whoah...when I said you need to open up more I didn't mean like this! 1.4706 0.09436 51 32 14 5
454 There was a bunch of us when growing up but we've all been split. 1.4706 0.08565 51 30 18 3
455 Let's not go there, it's a slippery slope. 1.4706 0.09843 51 33 12 6
456 And when did you first start having these thoughts - that you'll wind up on the street? 1.4706 0.09436 51 32 14 5
457 And how long have you self-identified as an avocado? 1.4706 0.09843 51 33 12 6
458 Such feelings of emptiness are not uncommon. 1.4706 0.10234 51 34 10 7
459 That's not what we mean by Freudian slip! 1.4706 0.10234 51 34 10 7
460 And it was after he stepped on you that you started to feel empty inside? 1.4706 0.09843 51 33 12 6
461 So let's get back to these feelings of responsibility for causing both pain and laughter. 1.4706 0.10234 51 34 10 7
462 You shouldn't feel guilty every time someone falls. Just the funny times. 1.4706 0.09843 51 33 12 6
463 Tell me about your first split. 1.4706 0.10610 51 35 8 8
464 Why is it so important that people know you're a plantain? 1.4706 0.09843 51 33 12 6
465 Let me guess. You feel empty. 1.4694 0.10144 49 32 11 6
466 I am afraid of making Freudians slip. 1.4694 0.10555 49 33 9 7
467 Sorry -- I meant plantain. 1.4694 0.09268 49 30 15 4
468 And yet people continue to walk all over you. 1.4694 0.08798 49 29 17 3
469 And then she added sprinkles.. 1.4694 0.10555 49 33 9 7
470 Banana fanna fo........sorry. 1.4694 0.10144 49 32 11 6
471 Close your eyes and imagine you're on a tropical island... 1.4694 0.10144 49 32 11 6
472 Don't worry, I see lots of patients with split personalities. 1.4694 0.09268 49 30 15 4
473 Of course we're all stereotyped. Look how they drew my legs. 1.4694 0.11332 49 35 5 9
474 So, tell me more, about your ice cream sundae fantasy. 1.4694 0.10144 49 32 11 6
475 How did that make you peel? Feel -- I mean feel. I promise that wasn't a Freudian slip... 1.4694 0.09268 49 30 15 4
476 So you feel like an apple trapped in a banana's body? 1.4694 0.10144 49 32 11 6
477 So, how did that make you peel...I mean feel? 1.4681 0.10019 47 30 12 5
478 Maybe subconsciously I wanted him to slip and fall. 1.4681 0.10019 47 30 12 5
479 Let's talk about these so-called Freudian slips. 1.4681 0.10019 47 30 12 5
480 So, she split on Sundae? 1.4667 0.10825 45 30 9 6
481 Please tell me more about your family tree. 1.4651 0.09615 43 26 14 3
482 How long have you wanted to come out? 1.4643 0.08814 56 35 16 5
483 And how long have you felt like you've had a split personality? 1.4643 0.08438 56 34 18 4
484 Why do you feel that people are avoiding you? 1.4634 0.11097 41 27 9 5
485 You can't keep blaming yourself for other people's slip-ups. 1.4630 0.09425 54 35 13 6
486 All of my training points to 'Edible Complex.' 1.4630 0.09789 54 36 11 7
487 But when you let them walk all over you, they're the ones that get hurt. 1.4630 0.08652 54 33 17 4
488 I'm sorry I misdiagnosed you as nuts. 1.4615 0.10443 52 36 8 8
489 I had no choice, you were going bad! 1.4615 0.10926 39 25 10 4
490 So you think people are laughing at YOU when someone slips and falls? 1.4615 0.09694 52 34 12 6
491 Were you bruised as a child? 1.4615 0.08882 52 32 16 4
492 I'm a plantain, dammit! 1.4615 0.11142 52 38 4 10
493 Your fear of being 'tossed aside' is not an irrational one. 1.4615 0.08882 52 32 16 4
494 I know it's not easy but you're comparing apples and oranges. 1.4615 0.08882 52 32 16 4
495 So you've been feeling empty since the split. 1.4615 0.11527 39 26 8 5
496 And now you feel used? 1.4603 0.08414 63 40 17 6
497 No, I don't think your slips are Freudian. 1.4600 0.09984 50 33 11 6
498 You know how it is...... one slip and you're no longer top banana. 1.4600 0.09129 50 31 15 4
499 So when did you split? 1.4600 0.09566 50 32 13 5
500 Well, I'm flattered, but I think we need to keep our relationship purely slapstick. 1.4600 0.10384 50 34 9 7
501 .......and when she split, did she also take the cherry? 1.4600 0.10770 50 35 7 8
502 Might it have been a Freudian slip? 1.4600 0.09129 50 31 15 4
503 I feel like the whole world is falling down around me. 1.4600 0.09129 50 31 15 4
504 Don't give up, someone will fall for you. 1.4600 0.09129 50 31 15 4
505 You seem to be suffering from separation anxiety. 1.4600 0.09566 50 32 13 5
506 No, Robert, I asked you to show me how you FEEL. 1.4600 0.09129 50 31 15 4
507 You think you got problems. I just ate a client. 1.4600 0.10384 50 34 9 7
508 Everybody has a fear of composting. 1.4595 0.11360 37 24 9 4
509 I'm hearing that your trouble comes in bunches. 1.4583 0.10296 48 32 10 6
510 Not everyone can be top banana. 1.4583 0.09856 48 31 12 5
511 Tell me more about feeling empty inside. 1.4583 0.09396 48 30 14 4
512 Please try to pull yourself together. 1.4583 0.09856 48 31 12 5
513 The last thing I remember was how cold the ice cream was. 1.4583 0.10296 48 32 10 6
514 You say your parents were eaten by chimpanzees? 1.4583 0.10296 48 32 10 6
515 Liking chocolate, vanilla , and strawberry are signs of a split personality. 1.4583 0.09856 48 31 12 5
516 What did you expect? You fell in love with a monkey! 1.4583 0.09856 48 31 12 5
517 And you think you wanted him to fall? 1.4583 0.10296 48 32 10 6
518 You've started down a slippery slope. 1.4583 0.10718 48 33 8 7
519 You're not trash. You're compost! 1.4571 0.12531 35 24 6 5
520 Sliding scale, I presume. 1.4565 0.09172 46 28 15 3
521 Sure he slipped and fell. But what about MY pain? 1.4565 0.10635 46 31 9 6
522 Well . . the apple didn't fall far from the tree either 1.4565 0.10171 46 30 11 5
523 But not everyone can be top banana. 1.4565 0.09172 46 28 15 3
524 You feel that people only see you as a joke? 1.4565 0.09172 46 28 15 3
525 "How long did you hang around with a bad bunch? 1.4565 0.09684 46 29 13 4
526 Yes, they're laughing, but let's explore why you think it's at you. 1.4545 0.09454 44 27 14 3
527 So, you thought that the ice cream shop wanted you as an employee? 1.4545 0.11474 44 31 6 7
528 Try not to think of it as another fruitless therapy session. 1.4545 0.08686 66 44 14 8
529 I can see why you feel discarded. 1.4528 0.09549 53 35 12 6
530 Your problem is you blame yourself when others slip up. 1.4528 0.09922 53 36 10 7
531 What does it really mean to not be comfortable in your own skin 1.4528 0.09549 53 35 12 6
532 I see why you feel so empty inside. 1.4524 0.10338 42 27 11 4
533 So, you think I'm appealing, too? 1.4516 0.08505 62 40 16 6
534 Well of course everyone falls for you. 1.4510 0.08547 51 31 17 3
535 Why am I always the fall guy? 1.4510 0.08994 51 32 15 4
536 I don't think you will ever find your inner self. 1.4510 0.09420 51 33 13 5
537 So, you feel the monkey just used you. 1.4510 0.09420 51 33 13 5
538 You're not crazy, Mr. Cavendish, you're just 'bananas.' 1.4510 0.09420 51 33 13 5
539 You're really opening up today, that's a good thing. 1.4510 0.08547 51 31 17 3
540 They weren't laughing at you, they were laughing at the guy who fell. 1.4510 0.09420 51 33 13 5
541 When did this empty feeling start? 1.4500 0.10712 40 26 10 4
542 Survivor's guilt is perfectly normal. 1.4500 0.10712 40 26 10 4
543 I've been this way since the split. 1.4500 0.10096 40 25 12 3
544 I understand you were involved in a sidewalk tragedy? 1.4500 0.11294 40 27 8 5
545 Yours is the clearest case of an unresolved edible complex I have encountered in years. 1.4490 0.09698 49 32 12 5
546 Look at it this way. You're also a great source of humor. 1.4490 0.09698 49 32 12 5
547 It's not a trust issue, I always sit like this. 1.4490 0.09698 49 32 12 5
548 So, you never got over the split? 1.4490 0.10127 49 33 10 6
549 How did you feel when she fell for you? 1.4490 0.08778 49 30 16 3
550 We're making good progress peeling back the layers 1.4490 0.08778 49 30 16 3
551 I keep having this reoccurring dream that I am trying to hurt someone. 1.4490 0.09698 49 32 12 5
552 I've felt empty ever since the split. 1.4490 0.09698 49 32 12 5
553 It's not your fault. 1.4474 0.11745 38 26 7 5
554 Tell me about your fear of monkeys. 1.4468 0.09999 47 31 11 5
555 How did you feel when your friends ripened and you didn't 1.4468 0.10452 47 32 9 6
556 So your wife split? 1.4468 0.10452 47 32 9 6
557 It's like no one ever sees me. 1.4468 0.09027 47 29 15 3
558 No, Freud never mentioned 'banana envy.' 1.4468 0.10452 47 32 9 6
559 Tell me about your bunch. 1.4468 0.09999 47 31 11 5
560 So your mother was rotten and your father split 1.4468 0.08499 47 28 17 2
561 I don’t think the banana is coming back. 1.4468 0.09999 47 31 11 5
562 Two days ago you noticed brown spots. 1.4468 0.08499 47 28 17 2
563 What makes you think people are avoiding you? 1.4468 0.10885 47 33 7 7
564 This is good, this is very good, you're starting to open up now. 1.4459 0.07487 74 47 21 6
565 Yours is the worst case of separation anxiety I've ever seen. 1.4459 0.06975 74 45 25 4
566 Sure the jokes are hurtful but you need to develop a thicker skin. 1.4444 0.08634 54 34 16 4
567 First of all, you're not a joke. 1.4444 0.09824 45 29 12 4
568 So, tell me about your split. 1.4444 0.14454 27 19 4 4
569 We all get stepped on from time to time. 1.4444 0.10326 45 30 10 5
570 You've lost touch with your inner self. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
571 I'm glad to see you finally open up. 1.4444 0.09824 45 29 12 4
572 It's what's inside of you that matters. 1.4444 0.10326 45 30 10 5
573 You feel rejected because of the color of your skin? 1.4444 0.11262 45 32 6 7
574 So you have feelings of emptiness, like something is eating at you from the inside... 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
575 In retrospect, we should have discussed the 800 pound gorilla 1.4444 0.10326 45 30 10 5
576 An orange referred you to me? 1.4423 0.09278 52 34 13 5
577 You need to stop seeing other people's missteps as your own. 1.4423 0.09278 52 34 13 5
578 Uh huh..., and how that make you peel? 1.4419 0.11672 43 31 5 7
579 It's natural to feel discarded from time to time... 1.4419 0.10681 43 29 9 5
580 No, Mr. Denham, I will not call you 'Kong,' and please come down from the bookcase. 1.4419 0.11188 43 30 7 6
581 I mean, I just feel like the fall guy all the time. 1.4419 0.09589 43 27 13 3
582 Let's talk about your feeling bruised and discarded. 1.4419 0.10681 43 29 9 5
583 It's good to see you opening up. 1.4400 0.09545 50 33 12 5
584 Tell me about your "foster" parents. 1.4400 0.09963 50 34 10 6
585 Tell me more about your bruised childhood. 1.4400 0.08162 50 30 18 2
586 So you split on a sundae, right? 1.4400 0.10751 50 36 6 8
587 How are you doing post-split? 1.4400 0.09107 50 32 14 4
588 "Feelings of emptiness are common for someone in your position". 1.4400 0.09963 50 34 10 6
589 ...and then, I was skinned alive... 1.4390 0.11608 41 29 6 6
590 ...and what is your earliest memory of being stepped on? 1.4390 0.09272 41 25 14 2
591 I feel so empty on the inside 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
592 In psychoanalysis we take slips seriously. 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
593 So what is worse, when people step on you, or avoid you all together? 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
594 If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be? 1.4375 0.09371 48 31 13 4
595 So he left you for a sundae? 1.4375 0.09833 48 32 11 5
596 So he ran off with a little Chiquita, eh? 1.4375 0.10274 48 33 9 6
597 And sometimes a banana peel is just a banana peel. 1.4375 0.09833 48 32 11 5
598 I’m not falling for that one again. 1.4375 0.09371 48 31 13 4
599 It's not a homophobic slur, you are a fruit. 1.4375 0.10274 48 33 9 6
600 I believe you have a split personality. 1.4375 0.09833 48 32 11 5
601 I've spent all my life being stepped on. 1.4375 0.10274 48 33 9 6
602 Sorry about my little Freudian split -I mean, slip, sorry! 1.4375 0.09371 48 31 13 4
603 Am I hearing you say that your life no longer bears fruit? 1.4375 0.11827 32 21 8 3
604 When did your father split from the bunch and how did that make you peel? 1.4375 0.10274 48 33 9 6
605 Tell me about your nana, Nana Beau Bana. 1.4375 0.10274 48 33 9 6
606 What exactly do you mean by "empty inside"? 1.4375 0.09371 48 31 13 4
607 So you've been having a hard time since the split? 1.4375 0.09833 48 32 11 5
608 But our attempts to probe your innermost self have been fruitless. 1.4375 0.08886 48 30 15 3
609 Sometimes I feel like you're not all here. 1.4375 0.09371 48 31 13 4
610 I think we're done here. 1.4375 0.10274 48 33 9 6
611 Sometimes splits can be messy. 1.4375 0.09833 48 32 11 5
612 I know, but eventually we're all compost. 1.4364 0.09627 55 38 10 7
613 Remember what Freud said: There are no accidents. 1.4359 0.10894 39 26 9 4
614 So, what makes you think I would fall for you? 1.4348 0.09143 46 29 14 3
615 Is it possible you might be a Freudian slip? 1.4348 0.10145 46 31 10 5
616 I'm tired of being blamed for other people's slip-ups. 1.4348 0.09143 46 29 14 3
617 When did you first notice you'd lost touch with your inner self? 1.4348 0.08598 46 28 16 2
618 I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who think you're still funny. 1.4348 0.09143 46 29 14 3
619 I'm not so sure that bananopause is a real thing. 1.4348 0.10145 46 31 10 5
620 So... what I'm hearing is, it's one Freudian slip after another. 1.4348 0.10145 46 31 10 5
621 I'm just tired of people stepping all over me! 1.4348 0.10145 46 31 10 5
622 Stop calling me Chiquita! 1.4348 0.09143 46 29 14 3
623 You need to stop blaming yourself for others' slip-ups. 1.4348 0.10610 46 32 8 6
624 Had you considered that perhaps they are laughing with you? 1.4348 0.09657 46 30 12 4
625 It's like he only cared about what was on the inside... 1.4348 0.09143 46 29 14 3
626 So people step on you? 1.4348 0.10145 46 31 10 5
627 Tell me more about why you think life is fruitless. 1.4348 0.10145 46 31 10 5
628 Do you want to slip on something more comfortable? 1.4348 0.10610 46 32 8 6
629 What did the monkey do next? 1.4348 0.09657 46 30 12 4
630 This business of you just lying on the floor is very passive aggressive. 1.4340 0.08733 53 34 15 4
631 You can be open here. 1.4340 0.09901 53 37 9 7
632 Really, you must let go of the guilt. You're the one who keeps getting stepped on! 1.4318 0.09967 44 29 11 4
633 I wonder if you unconsciously want people to slip and fall. 1.4318 0.08843 44 27 15 2
634 You feel like everyone steps all over you? 1.4318 0.09967 44 29 11 4
635 Causing harm to others may be morally indefensible, but when I picture it, it still makes me laugh. 1.4318 0.09422 44 28 13 3
636 I feel used and discarded. 1.4318 0.10484 44 30 9 5
637 Well maybe you should try Standup> 1.4318 0.10976 44 31 7 6
638 We need to peel back a bit more. 1.4318 0.10484 44 30 9 5
639 When did you shed your inner self? 1.4318 0.10484 44 30 9 5
640 Any issues other than experiencing an empty feeling? 1.4318 0.10484 44 30 9 5
641 Tell me about the first time you made a Freudian slip. 1.4318 0.10484 44 30 9 5
642 How do you really peel? 1.4318 0.10976 44 31 7 6
643 My, aren't we thin skinned! 1.4314 0.08968 51 33 14 4
644 Just relax, Mr. Peel, and tell me what’s eating you. 1.4314 0.08968 51 33 14 4
645 We don't see nuts until the second year of residency. 1.4314 0.08968 51 33 14 4
646 I couldn't help it,doc, she was getting under my skin. 1.4314 0.09804 51 35 10 6
647 I suppose that was a breach of the physician-patient relationship. 1.4314 0.10196 51 36 8 7
648 Your life isn't a joke. 1.4314 0.09804 51 35 10 6
649 So she dumped you for the top banana? 1.4286 0.09108 42 26 14 2
650 Now that I've opened up, I feel vulnerable. 1.4286 0.10854 42 29 8 5
651 Ok, let's begin. Tell me how you peel. 1.4286 0.11376 42 30 6 6
652 It appears you have a split personality. 1.4286 0.10305 42 28 10 4
653 I feel like my life has become one big joke. 1.4286 0.08447 42 25 16 1
654 I'm not sure I really understand what's eating at you. 1.4286 0.09108 42 26 14 2
655 'Now tell me, what happened after the chimp first spotted you' 1.4286 0.09671 49 33 11 5
656 I'm going to have to ask you to zip yourself up. 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
657 It's not only what's inside that matters. 1.4286 0.09108 42 26 14 2
658 Was it more than a Freudian Slip? 1.4286 0.11376 42 30 6 6
659 Why do you think he fell for you? 1.4286 0.08748 49 31 15 3
660 Tell me about your loss of inner self. 1.4286 0.10305 42 28 10 4
661 So, you feel like you are always blamed when someone slips up. 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
662 the problem is your appeal 1.4286 0.10854 42 29 8 5
663 Would you like to discuss the split? 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
664 You ARE empty inside. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
665 Tell me about the day you got your peelings hurt. 1.4286 0.09108 42 26 14 2
666 So tell me exactly why the term 'second banana' is such a problem for you. 1.4286 0.08447 42 25 16 1
667 Yes, but you can't let "slippery" define who you are. 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
668 Well, it's not REALLY all about who you are on the inside. 1.4286 0.09221 49 32 13 4
669 You can't just hurt everyone that walks all over you. 1.4286 0.11376 42 30 6 6
670 It's obvious to me that you can no longer afford to ignore the eight hundred pound gorilla in the room! 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
671 So, tell me about the emptiness you say you're feeling. 1.4286 0.08447 42 25 16 1
672 And how does it make you feel when people cautiously step around? 1.4286 0.10854 42 29 8 5
673 So you hurt people, but you don't mean to? 1.4286 0.11376 42 30 6 6
674 You say you're always "the fall guy." How does that make you feel? 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
675 Slippery is one thing, but now you're being evasive. 1.4286 0.09108 42 26 14 2
676 so he left you feeling empty 1.4286 0.10514 49 35 7 7
677 Which is the bigger issue: feeling dangerous or empty? 1.4286 0.10305 42 28 10 4
678 I hear you saying you feel empty inside. 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
679 Do you understand your life is a joke 1.4286 0.09671 49 33 11 5
680 And you said the split left you feeling empty inside? 1.4286 0.09671 49 33 11 5
681 It sounds like the issues started after your split. 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
682 We don't use the phrase "he went bananas" anymore, but in your case ... 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
683 Would you say it was an amicable split? 1.4262 0.08251 61 40 16 5
684 It does appear that your last campaign took a lot out of you, Mr. Dole. 1.4259 0.09384 54 37 11 6
685 So she slipped. Get over it! 1.4255 0.08994 47 30 14 3
686 How long have you been separated? 1.4255 0.09970 47 32 10 5
687 You can't blame your parents for being a GMO. 1.4255 0.09494 47 31 12 4
688 It's not a metaphor! She literally took my manhood and turned it into a smoothie! 1.4255 0.09970 47 32 10 5
689 You mustn't feel as if you're alone. I have a whole bunch of clients like you. 1.4255 0.09970 47 32 10 5
690 Textbook garden variety slip, not a Freudian one. 1.4255 0.09494 47 31 12 4
691 I'm afraid it may be too late for Viagra. 1.4250 0.10674 40 27 9 4
692 I see. So it was a banana in your pocket. 1.4250 0.10056 40 26 11 3
693 Every day is just another accident waiting to happen. 1.4250 0.10056 40 26 11 3
694 I know how difficult this split's been for you. 1.4250 0.09397 40 25 13 2
695 So you think you have a split personality? 1.4250 0.09397 40 25 13 2
696 When he slipped, how did that make you feel? 1.4250 0.12345 40 30 3 7
697 Let's focus on the day he left you for a smoothie. 1.4250 0.10674 40 27 9 4
698 We all sometimes feel like our lives are a joke. 1.4231 0.09649 52 36 10 6
699 I'm not sure we can peel anymore layers away.. 1.4231 0.09649 52 36 10 6
700 When did you feel him slipping away from you? 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
701 Separation anxiety is not uncommon in your situation. 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
702 I've been stepped on my whole life. 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
703 No, I don't think Viagra will help you. 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
704 OK, I think we're getting into a slippery area now. 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
705 I get the sense that people avoid me. 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
706 And now you feel empty inside? 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
707 So when did you first get the feeling that people were walking all over you? 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
708 Let's explore the difference between a phallic symbol and a sex symbol. 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
709 I understand your frustration but you're a comedic icon and the transition to drama will be a challenge. 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
710 next time I want to talk to both of you 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
711 I don't think a banana can "go bananas". 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
712 This is how you feel once we have peeled back all of the layers. 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
713 That's one way to open up. 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
714 Don't be embarassed-it's important to open up. 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
715 You're turning black. Our session time is up. 1.4222 0.10773 45 32 7 6
716 I see you're still grappling with the recent split. 1.4222 0.08697 45 28 15 2
717 If you are Chiquita banana, what have you come to say? 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
718 Are you still feeling empty inside? 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
719 When daylight come and he wan' go home, how does that make you feel? 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
720 I took your advice and opened up to people, but ended up getting stepped on. 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
721 When did you two split? 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
722 Tell me about the Foster home. 1.4222 0.10773 45 32 7 6
723 Chiquita and I split up again. 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
724 I'm sorry for coming apart like this. 1.4222 0.10773 45 32 7 6
725 Tell me, what's been eating you up inside? 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
726 We call it a banana split personality disorder. 1.4211 0.11081 38 26 8 4
727 Then she said "Orange you glad I said Banana"... 1.4211 0.10419 38 25 10 3
728 Let's try to envision a solution rather than fixating on penis envy. 1.4211 0.12298 38 28 4 6
729 Sounds like a tough split but I'm sure you'll find another bunch to hang with 1.4194 0.08146 62 41 16 5
730 It sounds as though you're easily bruised. 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
731 And how are you taking the split? 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
732 Stop staring at my legs! 1.4186 0.11153 43 31 6 6
733 So Steve Jobs picked the apple instead, and it's been downhill for me ever since. 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
734 I think you are ready for group sessions with the rest of the bunch. 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
735 Maybe try opening up from the other end. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
736 A split personality doesn’t mean you're nuts. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
737 Do you think you WANTED him to slip? 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
738 Let’s analyze your nightmare about being covered in ice cream. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
739 Maybe slapstick just isn't funny anymore. 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
740 So you're depressed because you're not the top banana anymore? 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
741 So people are always taking the fall for you? 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
742 No, you could not have caused a Freudian slip! 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
743 Not all slips are Freudian. 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
744 It's just that I've never fell for a client before. 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
745 Seriously? 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
746 I think I'm a grape. 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
747 You can't be so thin skinned. 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
748 Let's call them experiences rather than slip-ups. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
749 Nope... I don't feel any better than I did when I was a couch potato. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
750 I'd like to address this extreme paranoia you have about ending up on Skid Row. 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
751 Peelings, nothing more than peelings.... 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
752 Tell me why the banana split. 1.4186 0.11153 43 31 6 6
753 Don't torture yourself. We all have separation anxiety. 1.4186 0.08950 43 27 14 2
754 Is that when you started bruising yourself? 1.4186 0.08308 43 26 16 1
755 It's a classic case of separation anxiety. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
756 And this feeling of emptiness? 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
757 You have what we call 'banana envy.' 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
758 I've never put much stock in Freudian splits -- I mean slips. 1.4186 0.11639 43 32 4 7
759 Have you had these empty feelings before? 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
760 So tell me when you first felt like everything was slipping away? 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
761 All men ever want is to slip with me. 1.4186 0.11153 43 31 6 6
762 And in these dreams, you say he's falling? 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
763 Sometimes it's not what's inside that counts. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
764 You need to stop blaming yourself for the slip ups of others. 1.4186 0.08950 43 27 14 2
765 You're not ready to start dating again. In my view, in your current state you're just an accident waiting to happen! 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
766 When did this fear of causing an accident start? 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
767 Please come out from under the couch, Bongo. 1.4186 0.11639 43 32 4 7
768 I know it may not seem it now, but you are more than just these peelings. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
769 Stop blaming yourself. It was a Freudian slip. 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
770 And just when did you feel this relationship start slipping away? 1.4186 0.11153 43 31 6 6
771 I sense you feel fruitless and unappealing. 1.4186 0.10645 43 30 8 5
772 Tell me more about your hostility toward monkeys. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
773 I just feel like people are always stepping on me. 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
774 It appears that you have a banana-split personality 1.4182 0.08485 55 36 15 4
775 Why do you feel like a cliche? 1.4167 0.11530 36 25 7 4
776 Tell me about the urge to call a woman "chiquita". 1.4167 0.10242 48 34 8 6
777 Every time someone gets close to me Doc, I feel like they just slip away. 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
778 Banana-fanna-fo-fanna-fee-fi-fo-fanna----and this was a game he would play with you? 1.4167 0.08666 60 41 13 6
779 You suffer from a banana split personality 1.4167 0.09800 48 33 10 5
780 A steady gig with the National Chiropractic Association is nothing to feel guilty about. 1.4167 0.12199 36 26 5 5
781 Hmmm...you feel used and abandoned. 1.4146 0.11030 41 29 7 5
782 Any idea how many people come in here claiming to be the fall guy? 1.4146 0.09862 41 27 11 3
783 So... you feel like you're constantly seen as some kind of joke? 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
784 You are my first client that actually was able to transform peeling back layers of memories into a physical state that works out realistically and metaphorically. 1.4146 0.11030 41 29 7 5
785 So tell me, when was it that you began to peel this way? 1.4146 0.11030 41 29 7 5
786 How exactly do you feel used? 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
787 Have you considered that maybe it's not you that they're laughing at? 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
788 Why would you want to give up a career in comedy? 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
789 I watched my parents brown right in front of me 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
790 And how do you feel when the person falls? 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
791 Of course you have appeal. 1.4146 0.09862 41 27 11 3
792 When did you realize you were not organic? 1.4146 0.09862 41 27 11 3
793 I did warn you that we would peel back all the layers. 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
794 After the split, how did you peel? 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
795 ''When things go bananas, make banana bread.'' 1.4146 0.09862 41 27 11 3
796 It seems you have a banana split personality. 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
797 I'm not surprised that you feel empty inside. 1.4146 0.09223 41 26 13 2
798 The guilt is one thing, but the lawsuits are insurmountable. 1.4146 0.11030 41 29 7 5
799 Do you remember when you first experienced a feeling of emptiness? 1.4146 0.09223 41 26 13 2
800 We no longer use the term "gone bananas" anymore 1.4146 0.09862 41 27 11 3
801 Lately I've just been feeling empty inside... 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
802 Something seems to be eating you up inside. 1.4130 0.10576 46 33 7 6
803 I'm just a joke. 1.4130 0.11453 46 35 3 8
804 I admit it. I slipped up. 1.4130 0.09619 46 31 11 4
805 Why do you keep dating monkeys if you feel they always take more than they give? 1.4130 0.08556 46 29 15 2
806 And when he said that, how did that make you peel? 1.4130 0.09619 46 31 11 4
807 Peeling away the layers to get at the truth.. forgive me. It's just an expression we use. 1.4130 0.10109 46 32 9 5
808 So you feel you were labeled? 1.4130 0.08556 46 29 15 2
809 Let's talk about your family tree. 1.4130 0.09619 46 31 11 4
810 Your ex married a plantain. How does that make you feel? 1.4130 0.09619 46 31 11 4
811 I used to be young, ripe, and full of life, but now I feel like things are always slipping away from me. 1.4118 0.09772 51 36 9 6
812 So you're saying that you feel used. 1.4118 0.09363 51 35 11 5
813 What makes you think it was a Freudian slip? 1.4118 0.08934 51 34 13 4
814 I keep having this dream where every guy I meet falls flat on his ass. 1.4118 0.11264 34 23 8 3
815 Things have pretty much gone downhill since the end of vaudeville. 1.4103 0.10847 39 27 8 4
816 I have this recurring nightmare, Doc...I'm on a sidewalk and NO ONE slips! 1.4103 0.11452 39 28 6 5
817 I actually do find you a-peeling! 1.4103 0.09522 39 25 12 2
818 Have you considered joining a compost heap? 1.4103 0.09522 39 25 12 2
819 Why do you blame yourself for other people’s slip-ups? 1.4091 0.08795 44 28 14 2
820 I see something has been eating you from inside 1.4091 0.08795 44 28 14 2
821 I understand your guilt complex about the ones you've hurt, but remember, you're the one getting stepped on. 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
822 I can't understand why she didn't find you appealing. 1.4091 0.10444 44 31 8 5
823 Okay, your career as a condom model is over, but what about slapstick comedy? 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
824 Any guess why you feel empty inside? 1.4091 0.10938 44 32 6 6
825 Why do YOU think all your friends are all slipping away? 1.4091 0.08795 44 28 14 2
826 At this point, you're just arguing apples and oranges. 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
827 You feel like something's missing inside? 1.4091 0.10444 44 31 8 5
828 For next week's session, let's work on being a cantelope 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
829 Well, I suppose the only thing left for you to do is compost yourself. 1.4091 0.09377 44 29 12 3
830 When did you first feel that the people in your life were slipping away? 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
831 ...And what made you think it was a Freudian slip? 1.4091 0.10444 44 31 8 5
832 So tell me more about this empty feeling you have. 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
833 When did you begin feeling empty inside? 1.4082 0.08708 49 32 14 3
834 I'm going to suggest a good compost pile. 1.4082 0.09636 49 34 10 5
835 It seems that you have finally moved past your phallic stage. 1.4082 0.09184 49 33 12 4
836 I used to be green with envy. Now look at me. 1.4054 0.09848 37 24 11 2
837 But seriously, how does that make you peel? 1.4054 0.10583 37 25 9 3
838 Let's explore these feelings of emptiness. 1.4054 0.11270 37 26 7 4
839 Potassium dependency can be treated. 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
840 No one deserves to be stepped on. 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
841 Have you always felt this comfortable in your own skin? 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
842 Tell me more about this 'empty' feeling. 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
843 Yes you really are appealing but as your doctor I'm going to just let that slip. 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
844 So, you feel your career has been limited to slapstick comedy? 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
845 So tell me why you feel you have a split personality? 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
846 I think we're getting into slippery territory here... 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
847 I don't think the fear of being composted has a name. 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
848 So, you say you feel used and discarded? 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
849 What makes you think people are always falling for you? 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
850 To be honest, a part of me wants them to slip... 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
851 You have to stop letting people walk all over you, Nana. 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
852 You know in my day I was Top Banana. 1.4048 0.10809 42 30 7 5
853 Not feeling comfortable in your own skin is actually quite common, Mr Plantain. 1.4048 0.10809 42 30 7 5
854 I can't help but feel I'm going to be the cause of someone's downfall. 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
855 Yes, those brown spots are a sign of aging, but you were still good on the inside. 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
856 50% of all bananas split. 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
857 You seem to me to have somewhat of a split personality. 1.4048 0.10809 42 30 7 5
858 On the bright side, someone really enjoyed that banana daiquiri. 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
859 My specialties are orange rinds and cherry pits, but I've had success with clients similar to you. 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
860 You have plenty of skin in the game. You just need the guts to see it through. 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
861 You say your wife split and your life is slipping away? 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
862 I certainly understand why people keep falling for you. 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
863 Can you describe your peelings? 1.4048 0.10809 42 30 7 5
864 It's natural to feel empty inside. 1.4048 0.10809 42 30 7 5
865 So you feel used and discarded? 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
866 Why do you think you feel empty inside? 1.4048 0.11334 42 31 5 6
867 I'm tired of being blamed for everybody's slip ups! 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
868 She slipped. She fell. Get over it. 1.4043 0.09453 47 32 11 4
869 When did you get dumped by Apple? 1.4043 0.08950 47 31 13 3
870 Why do you feel you're life's one big joke? 1.4043 0.09930 47 33 9 5
871 Don't blame yourself; it was probably what we like to call a Freudian slip. 1.4035 0.07860 57 37 17 3
872 I think we've peeled backed more than you can handle today. 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
873 And was it then that you went bananas? 1.4000 0.11000 35 24 8 3
874 Well, you're right. Sometimes a banana is just a banana, but..... 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
875 After what happened at brunch on Sunday, I don't feel that it would be ethical for me to continue as your therapist. 1.4000 0.11739 35 25 6 4
876 You're experiencing survivor's guilt. 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
877 So she'll never dance again ... how do you feel about that? 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
878 How does that make you peel—sorry, feel...feel? 1.4000 0.10000 40 27 10 3
879 You're bipeeler. 1.4000 0.09337 40 26 12 2
880 You've got to rid yourself of the illusion that everyone is always falling for you. 1.4000 0.08040 55 36 16 3
881 So you feel you've lost your manhood? 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
882 No, it's perfectly natural to feel there's something missing in your life. 1.4000 0.10000 40 27 10 3
883 I'm afraid my lunch hour is almost up. 1.4000 0.11000 35 24 8 3
884 I think I know why you feel impotent. 1.4000 0.09337 40 26 12 2
885 As a Freudian, I’m intrigued, but as a feminist, you disgust me. 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
886 So when did you first stop seeing yourself as appealing? 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
887 I feel my life is just slipping away. 1.4000 0.10208 35 23 10 2
888 Being second is also valuable. 1.4000 0.11000 35 24 8 3
889 And how did it feel when the monkey tossed you aside. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
890 Being part of a bunch lost its appeal? 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
891 And when did you leave the bunch? 1.4000 0.09337 40 26 12 2
892 What did you do with the chimp? 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
893 So you suspect monkey business? 1.4000 0.09337 40 26 12 2
894 So why is it so important to be the top banana? 1.4000 0.10000 40 27 10 3
895 When I said I found you appealing, it was just a Freudian slip. 1.4000 0.09337 40 26 12 2
896 So you think you finally got that monkey off your back? 1.4000 0.09337 40 26 12 2
897 He told me I'd lost my appeal, and then he split. 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
898 I feel like I've served my purpose in life 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
899 I'm willing to make an exception and charge you on a sliding scale 1.4000 0.16859 20 15 2 3
900 Do you have composting thoughts? 1.4000 0.11209 40 29 6 5
901 I do apologize, sir. I missed breakfast. 1.4000 0.10000 40 27 10 3
902 Why do you let people to step all over you for laughs? 1.4000 0.11209 40 29 6 5
903 Let's talk about why you feel objectified by women. 1.4000 0.09211 45 30 12 3
904 Well, your appealing nature is even hard for me to resist, after all, you are easy to fall for. 1.4000 0.09744 45 31 10 4
905 Tell me about your peelings. 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
906 Lately I just feel all empty inside. 1.4000 0.09337 40 26 12 2
907 Ok.. You had a slip. So now we make a fresh start. 1.4000 0.10000 40 27 10 3
908 People think you're slippery, how does that make you feel? 1.4000 0.10000 40 27 10 3
909 Don't beat yourself up. Not everyone can do comedy. 1.3968 0.07687 63 42 17 4
910 When did you first realize you were only skin deep? 1.3968 0.08628 63 45 11 7
911 Sorry--am I getting under your skin? 1.3958 0.08802 48 32 13 3
912 They're not laughing at you. They're laughing BECAUSE of you. 1.3958 0.09292 48 33 11 4
913 Ever since he left I feel empty inside. 1.3958 0.09758 48 34 9 5
914 You feel stepped on? 1.3958 0.09758 48 34 9 5
915 So... She went ape over you? 1.3953 0.08892 43 28 13 2
916 I'm so sorry. It must be difficult to no longer be a sex object. 1.3953 0.10060 43 30 9 4
917 When he slipped and fell, how did that make you feel? 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
918 Don't be so hard on yourself. You're not an accident waiting to happen. 1.3953 0.08246 43 27 15 1
919 You'll see that there is always more to peel away 1.3953 0.10060 43 30 9 4
920 So, people don't fall for you? 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
921 You have an inedible complex. 1.3953 0.10597 43 31 7 5
922 How long has it been since your partner split? 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
923 No, I'm not saying you're bananas, but you are on a very slippery slope. 1.3953 0.08892 43 28 13 2
924 I just ate your banana, how does that make you feel? 1.3953 0.10060 43 30 9 4
925 Even my wife calls me a slippery piece of garbage. 1.3953 0.10060 43 30 9 4
926 Do you still feel that everyone you come into contact with ends up hurt? 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
927 Sorry, that was a Freudian slip. 1.3953 0.10597 43 31 7 5
928 And why do you think people keep falling for you? 1.3953 0.10060 43 30 9 4
929 Sometimes everyone feels like a joke. 1.3953 0.10597 43 31 7 5
930 My diagnosis, is a "Split Personality". 1.3947 0.09645 38 25 11 2
931 No, Ted. You're not a piece of garbage. 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
932 Tell me, when did you first feel this emptiness. 1.3947 0.09645 38 25 11 2
933 You're right. I don't think it's funny. 1.3947 0.09645 38 25 11 2
934 I'm always the fall guy. 1.3947 0.09645 38 25 11 2
935 If you were a fruit, which one would you be? 1.3947 0.11649 38 28 5 5
936 When did you last feel like hurting someone? 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
937 So tell me when you started feeling so empty inside. 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
938 It's OK. Not everything you do needs to knock people off their feet. 1.3947 0.08877 38 24 13 1
939 Is being organic really that important to your self esteem? 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
940 How do you mean, "You feel like garbage?" 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
941 Start from when you left the plantation. 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
942 Usually there's something there when I peel back the layers. 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
943 You're really beginning to open up. 1.3947 0.09645 38 25 11 2
944 To put it bluntly , you're both bruised and empty . 1.3947 0.08877 38 24 13 1
945 When did your fear of monkeys begin? 1.3947 0.08877 38 24 13 1
946 So when did you develop this fear of monkeys? 1.3947 0.11021 38 27 7 4
947 Something inside of me is missing. 1.3947 0.09645 38 25 11 2
948 It sounds like you need more potassium. 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
949 I just do marriage counseling, not banana splits. 1.3939 0.11464 33 23 7 3
950 So tell me - when did you split? 1.3922 0.07960 51 33 16 2
951 What makes you think you are slipping? 1.3913 0.10062 46 33 8 5
952 So at this stage you feel there is nothing good inside of you/ 1.3913 0.07216 69 46 19 4
953 First thing's first: sit like a lady. 1.3913 0.09570 46 32 10 4
954 People slip up. It can't always be your fault. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
955 So, at first, you found him appealing...? 1.3902 0.12036 41 32 2 7
956 So,when did you start identifying as a plantain? 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
957 In these dreams then, the monkey figure represents the manifestation of your worst fears. 1.3902 0.09159 41 27 12 2
958 Do these episodes always occur in bunches? 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
959 You're saying you made a Freudian slip...literally? 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
960 No, a fear of clowns is really very common. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
961 Everyone tells me I still have appeal, but I just feel empty inside. 1.3902 0.08467 41 26 14 1
962 Do you sometimes peel all alone? 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
963 So you feel empty inside, used and abandoned. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
964 It's clear we need to achieve some closure. 1.3902 0.09159 41 27 12 2
965 he left me for a gal named chiquita 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
966 Do *you* think you're a well-worn trope? 1.3902 0.10976 41 30 6 5
967 Your friendship with the monkey was bound to end in betrayal and a profound sense of loss. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
968 Seems like you're ripe for a change. 1.3902 0.08467 41 26 14 1
969 Your feeling of emptiness could be related to a bunch of issues 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
970 My advice--move on....we can't all be top banana 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
971 He's clearly not into you any more. 1.3902 0.08467 41 26 14 1
972 When did you first experience these empty feelings? 1.3902 0.10976 41 30 6 5
973 Animal, vegetable, or mineral. My rates are all the same. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
974 When did you first have these feelings of emptiness? 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
975 It's a textbook case of banana split personality. 1.3902 0.09159 41 27 12 2
976 You've peeled back a lot of layers in today's session. 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
977 So you say that you feel empty inside... 1.3902 0.08467 41 26 14 1
978 Every time I get close to someone I split 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
979 It was a Freudian slip, I swear. 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
980 Tell me why you don't feel appealing. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
981 To keep things in perspective, it's important to remember that it's not just your ego that was bruised... 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
982 I just haven't been the same since the split. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
983 I think you might have a future in comedy. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
984 Can you elaborate on what you mean by "I seem to have lost touch with my inner self". 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
985 When did you decide that you wanted to transition into being a Plantain? 1.3902 0.10976 41 30 6 5
986 Why do you think you bruise so easily? 1.3889 0.09982 36 24 10 2
987 Well, why do you think everyone seems to avoid you? 1.3889 0.10748 36 25 8 3
988 I just haven't been peeling right 1.3871 0.11983 31 22 6 3
989 Keep taking the medicine. I'll give you another prescription for the side effects. 1.3871 0.11983 31 22 6 3
990 So how long have you been feeling all empty inside? 1.3864 0.09319 44 30 11 3
991 Analysis is all about peeling back the layers. 1.3864 0.08734 44 29 13 2
992 You were consumed by the split? 1.3864 0.10392 44 32 7 5
993 Now that we've succussfully peeled back the layers, you need to begin work on acknowledging you're a fruit. 1.3864 0.09870 44 31 9 4
994 I just feel so used and discarded. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
995 I can just feel my life slipping away 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
996 So when you say you feel empty inside... 1.3846 0.06812 52 32 20 0
997 How do you feel, now that you've opened up so much? 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
998 So,tell me again about growing up in the Republic. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
999 So, when did you first realize that you were an orange in a banana's body?" 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1000 'Empty inside?' Elaborate. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1001 It's hardly egotistical for YOU to think about bringing Trump down. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1002 So tell me when this feeling of emptiness began. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1003 When did you start going bananas? 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1004 Every day I wake up, I feel like an accident waiting to happen. 1.3846 0.08705 39 25 13 1
1005 So you were never the same after the split? 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1006 It's always apples versus oranges and I'm really starting to feel left out. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1007 I'm here because of a split. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1008 Tell me again why it was an accident? 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1009 You use humor to deflect the pain of your inner emptiness. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1010 How long have you felt this rotten? 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1011 I'm telling you doc, I just feel empty on the inside. 1.3846 0.08751 52 36 12 4
1012 No. I don't think you're nuts; but you may be bananas 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1013 Why do you believe only clowns fall for you? 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1014 What did you do to prepare yourself for the inevitable split. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1015 'A classic case of banana envy.' 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1016 You need to stop letting people walk all over you. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1017 . . . but in your case whipped cream, nuts and fudge are suggestive of a split personality . . . 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1018 Stop staring at my shoes that way. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1019 Let's start with your tallyman 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1020 Now tell me how that made you peel? 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1021 You're a piece of inedible garbage, deal with it 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1022 About your feeling of emptiness inside... 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1023 I don't think appeal is what you're lacking. 1.3846 0.11391 39 29 5 5
1024 Yes, laughter is healthy, but not at the expense of others. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1025 Zip it up, buster. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1026 It's ok, it was just a Freudian slip. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1027 I just feel empty. 1.3846 0.08705 39 25 13 1
1028 And what makes you think people have been avoiding you? 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1029 Naturally, you're moving from separation anxiety to grieving a central loss. 1.3846 0.08705 39 25 13 1
1030 You need to reconnect with your inner self. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1031 And why do you think you feel empty inside? 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1032 i know you feel empty inside since your husband split, but you still have appeal 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1033 You have a split personality disorder. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1034 I was top banana until I lost my wife on a Sundae. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1035 So your grandfather was in vaudeville ? 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1036 I really feel like she got me to open up and then she just took out my insides and threw me away. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
1037 Five more minutes, and you have to split. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1038 You said yourself that monkey was just using you. 1.3846 0.08705 39 25 13 1
1039 A Freudian slip, no doubt. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
1040 When did you notice that people are trying to avoid you? 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1041 Slip? No that's Freudian. I'm a Jungian. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1042 Tell me more about your split. 1.3830 0.09401 47 33 10 4
1043 I just seem to let people walk all over me. 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1044 You say you feel empty inside? 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1045 Everyone I get close to just walks all over me. Then we both get hurt. 1.3824 0.10354 34 23 9 2
1046 No one falls for me anymore. 1.3824 0.10354 34 23 9 2
1047 How did you end up on skid row? 1.3824 0.09455 34 22 11 1
1048 I understand, but sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.3824 0.10354 34 23 9 2
1049 Sometimes I feel people only care about what's on the inside. 1.3824 0.10354 34 23 9 2
1050 I can see why you feel nothing inside. 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1051 It's not you fault. They should look where they're stepping. 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1052 People are simply more cautious now. 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1053 Trust me, you're not the first. At least half my patients are 'bananas'. 1.3824 0.10354 34 23 9 2
1054 Well, it all started when Carmen Miranda and I first met. 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1055 You say you've lost your inner self? 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1056 Guilt? Why? After all, he stepped on you. 1.3824 0.11953 34 25 5 4
1057 What makes you think he just wanted you for your body? 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
1058 When did you decide to change careers from health foods to comedy? 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
1059 Is is possible not everyone shares your sense of humor? 1.3810 0.11279 42 32 4 6
1060 You say you feel empty inside---tell me more. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
1061 So, you say you feel empty and fear you could be a danger to yourself or others... 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
1062 ...and then she said, "or are you just happy to see me...". 1.3810 0.08986 42 28 12 2
1063 So where did we leave off? Oh, yes. You feel empty and ripe for change. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
1064 Maybe a split is just what your relationship needs. 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
1065 To be honest, there's a reason everyone treats you like some sort of joke. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
1066 How did that make you feel, when they just threw you away like that? 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
1067 Well, I think this was a very fruitful session. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
1068 I have a lot of patients with a split personality 1.3810 0.08986 42 28 12 2
1069 I feel like my life is just some big joke. 1.3810 0.08292 63 45 12 6
1070 Maybe you're just bananas 1.3810 0.11279 42 32 4 6
1071 So, why don't you think you have appeal? 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
1072 You're telling me it was a Freudian slip? 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1073 It’s not your fault you were the only survivor of the bunch. 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
1074 I don't know what it is Doctor. I just don't see the humor in it anymore... 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1075 Ever since I opened up to you, I get the feeling that everyone is avoiding me. 1.3784 0.11850 37 28 4 5
1076 ...and why do you think people are laughing at you? 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1077 Slipped up again, eh? 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
1078 She took the house, my car, and over 80 nutrients. 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1079 Tell me more about these feelings you have about always being on the outside.... 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
1080 But you ARE empty inside. 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1081 So you think that you're responsible for the Freudian slip? 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1082 'Appeal' is all I have left 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1083 You seem to have a split personality. 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1084 When did you first start to feel empty inside? 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1085 Tell me more about you and your partner's split? 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1086 Don't be discouraged – not all women care about that. 1.3784 0.08964 37 24 12 1
1087 ... but the important thing is that YOU know sometimes a banana is just a banana 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
1088 I have never felt so empty. 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1089 "So you feel your life is slipping away"! 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1090 Lying on a sidewalk may be your most rewarding career option! 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
1091 When do you feel your life became a joke? 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1092 Did you consider the possibility that it's not you people are laughing at when you get stepped on? 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1093 No, I don't see your appeal. 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1094 Could it be that you're still grieving after the split? 1.3784 0.09766 37 25 10 2
1095 I'm sick and tired of being stepped on. 1.3784 0.08964 37 24 12 1
1096 It's not at all unusual for peels to have banana envy. 1.3784 0.11850 37 28 4 5
1097 Do you feel that going out with such an ape has left you empty? 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
1098 Let's talk about the split 1.3784 0.11850 37 28 4 5
1099 I am curious - yellow. 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
1100 I feel like such a cliche. 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1101 You need to understand the difference between making a 'Freudian Slip' and making a Freud slip. 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
1102 I feel like everyone is avoiding me. 1.3778 0.10195 45 33 7 5
1103 Crazy crazy bo-bazy, banana-fana fo-fazy, fee-fy mo-mazy, crazy. 1.3778 0.09150 45 31 11 3
1104 I didn't say you were JUST a banana. 1.3774 0.09026 53 38 10 5
1105 Say it.."I'm a fruit." Doesn't that feel good? 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1106 When did you first feel this emptiness? 1.3750 0.09786 32 21 10 1
1107 ...and when did you start peeling this way? 1.3750 0.09786 32 21 10 1
1108 I've been feeling empty ever since my banana split from me. 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1109 People keep stepping on me like it's a joke. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
1110 Maybe people are laughing "with" you. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
1111 So you feel everyone steps on you 1.3750 0.07457 56 37 17 2
1112 Fine. And how do YOU peel? 1.3750 0.10554 40 29 7 4
1113 I feel people are trying to avoid me. 1.3750 0.10554 40 29 7 4
1114 So, do you think you lost your appeal after the banana split? 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1115 So, this "emptiness" started when the banana split? 1.3750 0.15711 24 19 1 4
1116 I'm just afraid that no one will ever fall for me. 1.3750 0.10554 40 29 7 4
1117 When did you first feel you'd become cliché? 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
1118 People really need to look where they're going. It's not your fault. 1.3750 0.08539 40 26 13 1
1119 I am afraid you are suffering from a split personality 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
1120 Why do you refuse to be labeled? 1.3750 0.17970 16 12 2 2
1121 No, those slips aren't Freudian. 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1122 You have a banana split personality. 1.3750 0.09032 56 41 9 6
1123 Freudian slips come naturally to me. 1.3750 0.11666 32 23 6 3
1124 It's called an Oedipeel complex. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
1125 And just like that, you split? 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
1126 So, how did it make you feel when she slipped? 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
1127 Ok, so how did it make you feel after you found out your mother was a plantain? 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
1128 Why has no one ever fallen for me? 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
1129 What do you mean they don't find you appealing? 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
1130 Well, it didn't take too long for you turn bad. 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
1131 Forgive and accept. People slip. 1.3750 0.08539 40 26 13 1
1132 Is being a comedy staple so terrible ? 1.3750 0.10554 40 29 7 4
1133 Now really? A Freudian slip? 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
1134 Say more about this feeling of emptiness you have. 1.3750 0.08744 48 33 12 3
1135 I feel like I'm a harm to myself and others. 1.3750 0.09786 32 21 10 1
1136 Talk to me about your split. 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1137 I'm sure that was a Freudian slip. 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1138 How should I feel? People just rip out my insides and throw me aside! 1.3750 0.11144 40 30 5 5
1139 So tell why you see your life slipping away. 1.3731 0.07317 67 46 17 4
1140 Do you consider yourself to be low, average or high in potassium? 1.3731 0.08191 67 49 11 7
1141 So what makes you think you're not appealing? 1.3721 0.09996 43 31 8 4
1142 You silly doofus, the fruit flies really ARE after you. 1.3721 0.09996 43 31 8 4
1143 Sometimes a banana peel is just a banana peel. 1.3721 0.09996 43 31 8 4
1144 You've got to stop seeing yourself as a second banana. 1.3721 0.09996 43 31 8 4
1145 I feel you've lost touch with your inner self. 1.3714 0.09245 35 23 11 1
1146 Try to be optimistic. Slapstick could always make a comeback. 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1147 First, are you a starfish or a banana peel, as that may affect my diagnosis. 1.3714 0.11657 35 26 5 4
1148 I feel like a part of me is missing. 1.3714 0.09245 35 23 11 1
1149 Not every fruit gets to have zest. 1.3714 0.11657 35 26 5 4
1150 I think you are suffering from Plantain envy. 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1151 I get the feeling everyone's trying to avoid me. 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1152 When I said I wanted you to be open with me, that's not exactly what I meant 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1153 In our last session, Mr. Banana, you were confused as to whether you were appealing, or just a peeling. It looks like you resolved that issue. 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1154 No, you do not have split personality disorder 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1155 Don't blame the monkey. 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1156 OK, you feel that "a certain something is missing". Can you elaborate? 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1157 I understand the split has caused you a lot of grief. 1.3714 0.09245 35 23 11 1
1158 Well, it was a very difficult split 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1159 Ever consider a career in comedy? 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1160 When did you begin to feel you were just a shell of your former self? 1.3714 0.11657 35 26 5 4
1161 "It wasn't your fault. He was probably distracted and slipped. I see this a lot". 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1162 Just because your father was a plantain, it doesn't mean you're not bananas. 1.3714 0.11657 35 26 5 4
1163 Which hurts more: When people walk all over you? Or the laughter? 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1164 You say that you were abruptly separated from your siblings? 1.3714 0.11657 35 26 5 4
1165 You need to understand your appeal. 1.3714 0.11657 35 26 5 4
1166 So tell me how the split affected your childhood. 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1167 I'd like to suggest our Fruit Salad group therapy for you. 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1168 I want to help peel back the layers. 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1169 So he slipped. People laughed. It’s not really your fault. 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1170 And how do the bruises and the emptiness make you feel? 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1171 I can assure you...you ARE more than just a cliche 1.3704 0.08060 54 37 14 3
1172 ...or are you just happy to see me? 1.3696 0.10476 46 35 5 6
1173 Carmen Miranda! Carmen Miranda! Get over her! 1.3696 0.07838 46 30 15 1
1174 What is this obsession with monkeys? 1.3696 0.10004 46 34 7 5
1175 I'm going to slip on something more comfortable. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1176 Let's talk about why you feel so empty inside. 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1177 When did you first feel you were a zucchini? 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1178 I, I just feel like there's something missing. Like I'm empty inside. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1179 You'd rather be empty than risk going soft. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1180 You seem to be suffering from a split personality. 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
1181 Did the split end badly? 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1182 It's good to see that you are finally opening up. 1.3684 0.07930 38 24 14 0
1183 Don't you ever get tired of people stepping on you? 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1184 Note to self: this one is completely bananas. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1185 I suggest a cat…monkeys are trouble. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1186 Interesting... this friend... A lawyer... You think he's just using you... 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1187 People just walk all over me. 1.3684 0.08781 38 25 12 1
1188 Nothing personal, buy you're heading down a slippery slope. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1189 I can tell by your filthy thoughts you've been hanging around with a rotten bunch. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1190 You slipped? You need to go back to rehab. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1191 Tell me more about the day your parents split. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1192 I just don't get the appeal in hanging with the rest of the bunch. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1193 You're right, it is a slippery slope. 1.3684 0.08781 38 25 12 1
1194 In my diagnosis, I'd say you have 'split personality disorder.' 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1195 How long have you felt this emptiness? 1.3684 0.11370 19 12 7 0
1196 So, you feel like you're not all there? Empty inside? 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1197 You were saying you feel all eaten up inside. . . 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1198 I know you don't like to talk about your ex, but we need to discuss the split 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1199 But what's really missing on the inside? 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1200 My life is a joke. 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
1201 Okay, I'll write you a prescription for Viagra. 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
1202 Why sidewalks? 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
1203 So what do think’s causing all these slip-ups? 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1204 Of course you feel stepped on. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1205 Let's focus on being less under foot and more in hand. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1206 So, did the Viagra help at all? 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1207 Try to remember: they're not laughing at you, they're laughing with you. 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1208 What do you mean, you've been looking at my slip? 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1209 Why do you feel people don't take you seriously? 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1210 It seems like every guy I meet ends up falling for me... 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1211 I'm thinking split personality. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1212 I can assure you that I will not fall for you!!! 1.3684 0.08781 38 25 12 1
1213 Did you just call me Chiquita? 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1214 How long have you had this feeling of emptiness? 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1215 So you told him to stop monkey-ing around, and then what happened? 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1216 ...And you feel that something is missing? 1.3684 0.08781 38 25 12 1
1217 How long have you believed that deep down inside you were actually a starfish? 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1218 She tossed me for a plantain. And they say size doesn't matter! 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1219 I'm sick of being the fall guy. 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1220 Don't let him treat you like garbage. 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1221 And what makes you think people avoid you? 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1222 You say you're feeling empty inside? 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
1223 Your insecurity is certainly not due lack of appeal. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1224 And just why do you not feel part of the bunch anymore? 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
1225 Can you tell me why you split up? 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
1226 Not your fault. He should have looked where he was walking. 1.3676 0.06919 68 46 19 3
1227 Worthless piece of trash or compost? 1.3673 0.09536 49 36 8 5
1228 Technically speaking, it's dissociative personality disorder. But in your case, we'll just go with split personality. 1.3667 0.11227 30 21 7 2
1229 So how long have you had these feelings of being totally discarded? 1.3667 0.11227 30 21 7 2
1230 But I find you very appealing... 1.3659 0.10334 41 30 7 4
1231 That's okay, I'm not a Freudian. 1.3659 0.10334 41 30 7 4
1232 Who knew "going bananas" was a real thing? 1.3659 0.10908 41 31 5 5
1233 What makes you think you have a split personality? 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
1234 Well, you may think it was a slip, but I think it was a relapse. 1.3659 0.10334 41 30 7 4
1235 Do you find yourself appealing. 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
1236 And why do you think that was a Freudian slip? 1.3659 0.08378 41 27 13 1
1237 Your case is appealing to me. 1.3659 0.10908 41 31 5 5
1238 I dunno...I just feel empty all the time. 1.3659 0.09077 41 28 11 2
1239 It's no longer called a split personality. 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
1240 And then they called me 'yella'. 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
1241 Your wife's reason for the divorce is that you were an accident waiting to happen? 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
1242 I seem to have lost my purpose in life. 1.3659 0.10334 41 30 7 4
1243 I'm going to certify you bananas. 1.3636 0.09553 33 22 10 1
1244 My parents were both fostered. 1.3636 0.12923 33 26 2 5
1245 How old were you when your parents split? 1.3636 0.09553 33 22 10 1
1246 When you hear someone say "an apple a day keeps the doctor away," how does that make you feel? 1.3636 0.10328 44 33 6 5
1247 When did you first start feeling empty inside? 1.3636 0.10497 33 23 8 2
1248 So tell me, doc . . . am I bananas? 1.3636 0.09553 33 22 10 1
1249 "Ate" is such a strong word. 1.3636 0.11305 44 35 2 7
1250 I'm tempted to ask how that makes you peel. 1.3636 0.09553 33 22 10 1
1251 Do you think that was a freudian slip? 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
1252 You caused a Freudian slip. 1.3636 0.10497 33 23 8 2
1253 I loved my mother and father, but I did feel hostility toward the rest of the bunch. 1.3636 0.09803 44 32 8 4
1254 So......how long have you had this feeling that you are always being stepped on.....? 1.3636 0.09248 44 31 10 3
1255 Have you ever tried going for a laugh that wasn't at somebody else's expense? 1.3636 0.08504 33 21 12 0
1256 After you gave him the slip, what happened next? 1.3636 0.09553 33 22 10 1
1257 Have you looked for jobs in sex education? 1.3636 0.08748 55 40 10 5
1258 Sometimes the emotional bruises can hurt worse. 1.3636 0.12168 33 25 4 4
1259 I've really slipped up this time. 1.3636 0.08658 44 30 12 2
1260 Yes, I agree that it was a slip, but are you sure it was Freudian? 1.3636 0.10497 33 23 8 2
1261 Being rejected by Chiquita is no reason to feel you've lost your a peel. 1.3636 0.11364 33 24 6 3
1262 No one can make you feel like trash without your permission. 1.3636 0.11364 33 24 6 3
1263 I see this could lead to a Freudian Slip 1.3636 0.12168 33 25 4 4
1264 I tend to trip people up. I guess that's why they don't like me. 1.3636 0.11364 33 24 6 3
1265 I’m sorry but even without that part it's unethical for me to date a patient. 1.3636 0.12168 33 25 4 4
1266 Well, we can all agree that you aren't completely bananas. 1.3636 0.10497 33 23 8 2
1267 I identify myself as a peach, so I should be allowed to use the peach bathroom. 1.3636 0.10497 33 23 8 2
1268 Perhaps the term 'fruit' was descriptive, not derogatory. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1269 I hear you saying you feel like an accident waiting to happen. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1270 It's natural to feel you've lost the best part of yourself in a split. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1271 What do you do for fun? 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1272 You may be irrational, but you're not bananas. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1273 No, I don't want to slip into something a little more comfortable! 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1274 Well, that was highly unethical, but I needed that. I do often get hangry during these sessions. 1.3611 0.12053 36 28 3 5
1275 What's your secret for mastering the splits? It's very appealing. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1276 No, I believe you. You don't need to show it to me. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1277 What did he think was going to happen if he kept stepping all over you? 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1278 I get it now. It wasn't the split. You feel that you've been stepped on all your life. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1279 Next time can you bring your other half? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1280 You made who slip? 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1281 So you've lost touch with your inner self-tell me about that. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1282 Even though you have no substance, you can still have appeal. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1283 I wasn't ready. 1.3611 0.12053 36 28 3 5
1284 You seem to be suffering from a split personality disorder. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1285 I'm afraid I'm not as appealing as I once was. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1286 My fear of death intensified with the appearance of brown spots. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1287 So you just let people step all over you? 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1288 If the clown has forgiven you, don't you think it's time to let it go? 1.3611 0.06651 72 49 20 3
1289 Yeah, I was hanging in there for a while. Now... Not so much. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1290 A hazard to anyone who encounters you? Don't you think that's a little theatrical? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1291 So I said let's split and she laughed. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1292 What constitutes "appeal" can be very slippery, as you know. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1293 They're not laughing at you. They're laughing at him. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1294 It is my fault she slipped out of my life. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1295 Premature evacuation happens to everyone. 1.3611 0.12053 36 28 3 5
1296 It's too soon to say if it's split personality disorder, but the diagnosis is appealing. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1297 You pay on a sliding scale. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1298 Whether I find you appealing is beside the point 1.3611 0.08119 36 23 13 0
1299 Tell me what led to the split. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1300 Well, is it possible that he never would have been comfortable in his own skin? 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1301 How do you feel about vanilla ice cream, crushed nuts and whipped cream? 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1302 Let's find the inner you. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1303 What do you think she meant by Second Banana? 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1304 There are no more layers to peel. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1305 Why do you feel like the world is waiting for you to slip up? 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1306 Based on what you told me about your mother, I'm afraid you've got what we call an edible complex. 1.3611 0.08119 36 23 13 0
1307 It's not your fault that they don't watch where they're walking. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1308 And how does the split make you peel? 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1309 No, I don't think all those slips were Freudian. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1310 You need to quit being a fall guy. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1311 Lately it seems like everyone is avoiding me. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1312 Please, tell me how you peel. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1313 It's not what's on your outside that counts, it's what's on your—oh, right. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1314 tell me more about this feeling of emptiness inside... 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1315 So, why don't you tell me about the split? 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1316 So you were born a banana but identify as a kumquat? 1.3611 0.12053 36 28 3 5
1317 You'll be fine -- I deal with splits all the time. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1318 I'm sorry, I charge by the hour, not the pound. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1319 So the melody didn't bother you as much as the lyrics to 'Yes, we have no bananas?' 1.3611 0.12053 36 28 3 5
1320 So, when did you first notice you felt so empty inside? 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1321 Textbook Freudian slip. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1322 Did you always know you were funny? 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1323 How long have you felt all eaten up inside? 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1324 You feel empty inside? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1325 Sometimes it feels like my life is just an endless series of slip-ups 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1326 Actually, you ARE the butt of a lot of jokes. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1327 Sorry I laughed. Go on... 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1328 Lately i've just felt empty inside... 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1329 Perhaps your low potassium is causing your depression. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1330 Splits happen, bru. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1331 No I won't let you crawl under my shoe. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1332 I, too, fear the vegans. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1333 Sure people blame you too much for their falls, but I am sensing some real guilt here, too. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1334 So you say you're not peeling very well. 1.3611 0.08119 36 23 13 0
1335 I used to be the top banana..... 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1336 So, since when have you had this hollow feeling. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1337 I'm going to recommend a Jungian colleague of mine. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1338 It's evident to me that your problems are more than skin deep. 1.3611 0.08119 36 23 13 0
1339 I think you may be unclear about the meaning of a 'Freudian slip' 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1340 Maybe people are laughing with you, not at you? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1341 I would say you're ripe for analysis. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1342 She took all of me. I feel so empty inside. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1343 You're not the first banana I've had that feels on the inside they're really a plantain. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1344 There's usually more to talk about once we've peeled back all these layers. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1345 When did you first start believing you were actually a plantain? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1346 Sometimes I think I'd be better off bread. 1.3611 0.12053 36 28 3 5
1347 I thought it was a minor slip-up. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
1348 So, you and Cherry decided to make the split? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1349 Take your time. I'm comfortable with silence. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1350 What matters is whether you believe our sessions have become fruitless. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1351 Just because it's cliche doesn't mean it isn't painful. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1352 People step all over me and then pretend like they're the victim. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1353 So, what would make you think that you have a split personality? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1354 Sometimes I just feel like such a joke. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
1355 You are not alone: A split personality can drive anyone bananas. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
1356 So, you're feeling empty? 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
1357 When did you start feeling empty? 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
1358 I don't know, doc. I just feel so empty inside. 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
1359 Tell me about your childhood, Chiquita 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
1360 So why do you feel empty on the inside? 1.3590 0.07782 39 25 14 0
1361 How did you feel when he threw you aside? 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
1362 I said you might have Multiple Personality Disorder. I never said you were bananas. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
1363 When your mom split, how did that make you peel? 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1364 What I hear you saying is that you feel unappealing! 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
1365 How long has The Name Game been your favorite song? 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1366 So how did you FEEL when he took what he wanted, then just discarded you? 1.3590 0.08605 39 26 12 1
1367 I wouldn't take it personally. Sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1368 Emotionally, you are just an accident waiting to happen. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
1369 No. A "Freudian slip" is a different thing. 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1370 Well, do you think that you're a tired, old joke? 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1371 Your insides have been sliced up, slathered in buttery sauce and ignited over a bed of vanilla ice cream? I'm afraid we'll need another session to unpack that metaphor, Mr. Foster. 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1372 Now how do these dreams of clowns stepping on you make you feel? 1.3590 0.11897 39 31 2 6
1373 Why do you think you chose a therapist with high heels? 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1374 Yes, Plantain is bigger, but your sweeter. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
1375 Your symptoms indicate a split personality... 1.3590 0.08605 39 26 12 1
1376 "When did realize that making people slip and fall made you happy?' 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
1377 There's only so long you can hide the bruises 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
1378 So why do you think your whole family is bananas? 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1379 Maybe daylight has come and you can't go home anymore.' 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
1380 Why do you think people walk all over you? 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
1381 When did you notice something was missing? 1.3590 0.08605 39 26 12 1
1382 People see you as a walking joke? 1.3571 0.10122 42 31 7 4
1383 It's what's inside that really counts. 1.3571 0.11211 42 33 3 6
1384 Were you teased for growing upside down? 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1385 Tell me about the first time you felt like your life was a joke. 1.3556 0.08502 45 31 12 2
1386 Today I want to focus on your fear of clowns. 1.3556 0.08502 45 31 12 2
1387 Now tell me what's going on inside. 1.3556 0.09617 45 33 8 4
1388 When did you feel that you were accident prone? 1.3548 0.10923 31 22 7 2
1389 Tell me about your family tree. 1.3548 0.09890 31 21 9 1
1390 You must feel very empty inside. 1.3529 0.08319 34 22 12 0
1391 Maybe it was just a freudian slip? 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1392 This is a breakthrough. You finally opened up. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1393 He did that and then cast you aside? 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1394 Really, your the victim? 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1395 What can I say, doc? I slipped up. 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1396 You need to find your center. 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1397 So, how are you coping with the split? 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1398 People slip on all kinds of things - don't feel so guilty. 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1399 When did start feeling like garbage? 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1400 You can split, but you paid for the full hour. 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1401 nd how long have you felt like an accident waiting to happen? 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1402 Have you always been thin-skinned? 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1403 I'm glad you're being so open with me. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1404 You have to stop blaming yourself, he's the one who slipped! 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1405 I've been feeling quite empty lately. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1406 You need to stop dating all these low hanging fruit. 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1407 I see you're peeling better 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1408 Do women actually fall for that? 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1409 A Freudian slipped? 1.3529 0.12583 34 27 2 5
1410 I feel like there's a part of me missing 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1411 so, he only wanted you for your potassium? 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1412 Sounds like separation anxiety. 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1413 We all slip up sometimes. Forgive yourself and move on. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1414 What's the difference that you ended up in a banana cream pie rather than a banana split? They're both to die for. 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1415 "It's not your fault people keep falling for you". 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1416 She was only interested in my body. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1417 You're unpeeling me with your eyes. 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1418 Tell me about the split. 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1419 Yes, I do understand emptiness. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1420 ...and, yes, sometimes a banana peel is just a banana peel. 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1421 I get it, you're not the top banana anymore. 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1422 Explain to me again why you feel your life is so fruitless. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1423 Well, you are slippery. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1424 I WOULD NOT REFER TO THIS SESSION AS FRUITLESS 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1425 I really think we are making progress in peeling back your emotional layers. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1426 You blame yourself for everyone else's slip ups. 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
1427 I'm tired of being the fall guy. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
1428 And when someone slipped on you, how did that make you feel? 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1429 And when did you feel you were slipping? 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
1430 So how long have you had this fear of being stepped on? 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
1431 Have you ever heard of a Freudian slip-and-fall? 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
1432 It seems a bit late to be worrying about size. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
1433 Your lack of an inner-self appears to be the crux of the problem. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
1434 Tell me about life after the split. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
1435 If you were the Invisible _Gentleman_ you'd use a fig leaf. 1.3514 0.12385 37 30 1 6
1436 Talk to me about your Freudian slip. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
1437 Now, perhaps, we can get in touch with your feminine side. 1.3514 0.11764 37 29 3 5
1438 You understand that the falls, the slapstick...that's not you. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
1439 When did you first notice people avoiding you? 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
1440 Pull your self together. By: Tommy Gibbons, Age 11 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
1441 Technically, what you experienced is not a Freudian slip. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
1442 Let's talk about what's getting under your skin. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
1443 I do think we've made progress since the split. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
1444 She decided I no longer appealed to her so last Sunday she split and hooked up with a fast-talking plantain -- a real smoothie. 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
1445 So, when did you first have this feeling that people were avoiding you? 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
1446 Let's peel that back 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
1447 I guess I just don't understand why I always have to be the fall guy. 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
1448 Doctor, I haven't been feeling comfortable in my own skin lately. 1.3500 0.07820 60 43 13 4
1449 I think you lost your identity with all that knock knock stuff 1.3500 0.09164 40 28 10 2
1450 Look, I admit you have appeal, but sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.3500 0.10470 40 30 6 4
1451 Something's eating you up inside. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1452 It's normal to feel that you've lost your inner self at times, but I'm afraid it's permanent in your case. 1.3500 0.09838 40 29 8 3
1453 Do you think other people ever feel empty inside? 1.3500 0.10470 40 30 6 4
1454 How long have you felt like trash? 1.3500 0.09164 40 28 10 2
1455 Just how often do you hear, "Day-O" ringing in your ears? 1.3488 0.09344 43 31 9 3
1456 In your case, I'd have to say the emptiness you feel inside is justified. 1.3488 0.10462 43 33 5 5
1457 No, you're definitely not a nutcase. 1.3478 0.09936 46 35 6 5
1458 So tell me more about the split. 1.3469 0.08527 49 35 11 3
1459 Are you here from Costa Rica LEGALLY? 1.3469 0.09012 49 36 9 4
1460 'You're just not appealing.' 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
1461 Now let's discuss why you let people walk all over you. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
1462 We all sometimes feel like second banana. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
1463 This may sound unprofessional, but I find you appealing 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
1464 You must have felt very exposed. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
1465 I'm just constantly getting stepped on, you know? 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
1466 Can you say more about what is inside you? 1.3438 0.09640 32 22 9 1
1467 What else do you feel besides emptiness? 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
1468 Well, it's about what is on the inside that matters, and maybe that is your problem. 1.3438 0.10634 32 23 7 2
1469 After all these sessions, I was hoping that we could finally go a little deeper than "I come from a strange bunch." 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
1470 My wife says I've lost my appeal. 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
1471 ...and how long have you felt this sense of emptiness, this loss of purpose? 1.3438 0.10634 32 23 7 2
1472 It all started when a bunch of us got together for a friendly breakfast... 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
1473 You should try to be more thick-skinned. 1.3438 0.09640 32 22 9 1
1474 Daylight came and he wanna go home. 1.3438 0.09640 32 22 9 1
1475 I'm afraid you're suffering from what we call a banana split personality. 1.3438 0.09640 32 22 9 1
1476 The fact that people keep blaming you for their slip-ups should not make you paranoid. 1.3438 0.10634 32 23 7 2
1477 It's a classic case of a split personality. 1.3438 0.12386 32 25 3 4
1478 I'm going to help you find your inner self 1.3438 0.10634 32 23 7 2
1479 I had it again! That same dream of being eaten alive next to three giant scoops of ice cream. 1.3438 0.10634 32 23 7 2
1480 The accident wasn't your fault. 1.3438 0.08531 32 21 11 0
1481 Don't judge yourself. A bad split can be hard to handle. 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
1482 ...and why do you find it funny to make people slip and fall? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1483 Do you feel life slipping away? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1484 Doctor, there's something that's been eating away at me. 1.3429 0.08140 35 23 12 0
1485 You grew up in a poor country, came here against your will in a cardboard box, and are routinely criticized for not being as good as your peers. Of course you'd want revenge. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1486 And how does giving them the slip make you feel? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1487 When did you begin to feel you weren't top banana? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1488 You have banana split personality syndrome. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1489 I know you feel empty inside but please remember you still have a peel. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1490 For how long have you felt that something is missing? 1.3429 0.08140 35 23 12 0
1491 It wasn't your fault 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1492 And sometimes a cigar is just a good smoke. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1493 I know, it's a slippery slope. 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1494 Perhaps you hurt others because you feel empty inside? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1495 How long have you felt that there's something missing in your life 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1496 Your split personality took me aback. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1497 Lucky for you I specialize in banana splits 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1498 Clearly, you're suffering from a split personality. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1499 And how did that make you peel? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1500 Ever since I opened up to my girlfriend, I've had this very empty feeling inside. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1501 Your fear of becoming a vegetable is irrational. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1502 I can't listen to any more. Daylight come and me wanna go home. 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1503 Yes, Freud slipped here. 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1504 I'm not denying your appeal, but I am your doctor. 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1505 Can you tell me what's eating you up inside? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1506 Would you say you've grown a thicker skin after the split? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1507 So how did you feel after you split? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1508 Why is it you feel everyone around you keeps getting hurt? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1509 Steve Martin walked away from comedy, so why can't you? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1510 Tell me how you're feeling about the split. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1511 Tell me more about this Freudian slip. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1512 Knock, Knock 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1513 I don't know what happened—I just feel empty inside. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1514 Tell me how you're peeling 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1515 Of course you're not bananas! 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1516 You'll just have to face it. You are spineless 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1517 Well, we start by peeling back all the layers. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1518 I'm sick and tired of being second 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1519 Tell me more about your transition out of comedy. 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1520 It is called seperation anxiety. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1521 Still, a part of you will always be in her fruit salad. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1522 So you think you've lost your banana. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1523 I can assure you, the recurring dream of being stepped on is no joke. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1524 Why do You think you always hurt the ones around you? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1525 No, I don't know how many Freudians it take to slip on a banana peel! 1.3429 0.12260 35 28 2 5
1526 I would call it a Freudian slip. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1527 Tell me how you feel about being eaten by a monkey? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1528 And how does it make YOU feel that he slipped and broke his neck? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1529 I'm getting tired of these Freudian slips. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1530 So she wanted a split? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1531 Again, you're heading down a slippery slope. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1532 Of course you feel empty, your banana split. 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1533 I couldn't help myself. I just finished working out and I was feeling hypoglycemic. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1534 Has the fact that you didn't get a blue sticker been eating at you ? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1535 I just don't find myself appealing anymore. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1536 How long have you felt a danger to others? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1537 So what makes you think every cute guy is going to just fall over you? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1538 Don't feel guilty--everyone slips up now and then. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1539 Tell me about your last Freudian slip 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1540 Stop blaming yourself. It's not your fault people step on you. 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1541 Accidents happen; you aren't responsible for every slip and fall. 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1542 So you are saying you don't feel our sessions are bearing any fruit? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1543 When did you realize you were starting to slip? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1544 You expect me to fall for that line? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1545 That monkey used you, he didn't really love you for who you are. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1546 Do you want to talk about staying firm? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1547 I think you misunderstand what a Freudian slip is. 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1548 When will somebody REALLY fall for me? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1549 So, you're saying it was not consensual? 1.3429 0.12260 35 28 2 5
1550 I've always thought of myself as pretty easy to get along with but lately it seems like everyone feels the need to be overly cautious when they see me. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1551 So, how do you feel about your split? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1552 No, I'm afraid this will require more than Viagra®. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1553 It can get slippery when you open up. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1554 I was once the top banana, then I split. 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
1555 I'm sorry to hear that. How are you coping with the split? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1556 I just feel so discarded and stepped on. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1557 You have a split personality. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1558 And you say he stepped on you? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
1559 Tell me more about feeling discarded. 1.3429 0.08140 35 23 12 0
1560 But please, tell me why you want to be an eggplant. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1561 I see. How does that make you peel? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
1562 So to summarize, you feel discarded ? 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
1563 It feels like I'm empty inside. 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
1564 Your life has to be built on more than appeal. 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
1565 It’s just an ugly stereotype doc. I mean how would you feel “Look out it’s a banana peel”, or “Don’t get near the banana peel”, “Oh, here comes the big scary banana peel!"... Nice legs by the way. 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
1566 I feel like I got nothing left inside. 1.3421 0.09449 38 27 9 2
1567 I think it's split personality disorder. 1.3421 0.10174 38 28 7 3
1568 Does Mrs. Peel know about the slip-and-fall lawsuits? 1.3415 0.09633 41 30 8 3
1569 Why do you have a fear of monkeys? 1.3415 0.08271 41 28 12 1
1570 When did you first notice your split persona? 1.3415 0.08271 41 28 12 1
1571 Forget guilt about them falling. Why do you keep getting stepped on? 1.3409 0.08567 44 31 11 2
1572 I think what you're saying is, now that you've been eaten, your options are limited. 1.3409 0.08567 44 31 11 2
1573 "I know I keep slipping up and bringing people down with me". 1.3409 0.08567 44 31 11 2
1574 "Tell me again about the "... are you just happy to see me?" joke. 1.3404 0.09750 47 36 6 5
1575 Tell me why you feel that you’re just a shell of your old self. 1.3400 0.08384 50 36 11 3
1576 I just feel so empty inside since we split. 1.3396 0.08056 53 38 12 3
1577 Going bananas doesn’t necessarily mean you’re nuts. 1.3333 0.08799 42 30 10 2
1578 How long have you felt like an avocado? 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1579 Did you ever consider that it might not always be the slope that is slippery? 1.3333 0.08245 51 37 11 3
1580 It seems like you feel empty inside. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1581 At least you're not another fruitcake. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1582 Thank you, you're a peeling too 1.3333 0.10605 39 30 5 4
1583 So approximately how long have you felt this emptiness? 1.3333 0.09245 39 28 9 2
1584 My mother took me to a zoo once; I haven't been the same since. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
1585 So what makes you think your life is just a joke? 1.3333 0.11073 30 22 6 2
1586 Are you afraid he’s seeing other peels? 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
1587 First, we need to peel away the outer layer. 1.3333 0.12050 33 26 3 4
1588 They keep falling for you.... How does that make you feel? 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1589 What makes you think people don't take you seriously? 1.3333 0.12066 30 23 4 3
1590 When they slip think of it as laughing with you and not at you. 1.3333 0.11269 36 28 4 4
1591 I am so sick of being called Chiquita! 1.3333 0.09147 51 39 7 5
1592 So you were saying you used to be bananas? 1.3333 0.10605 39 30 5 4
1593 Why comedies, comedies, comedies? Is it so wrong to think I can play Lear? 1.3333 0.09948 39 29 7 3
1594 What's been harder, the slip or the split? 1.3333 0.09436 42 31 8 3
1595 How long have you been experiencing these feelings of emptiness? 1.3333 0.09245 39 28 9 2
1596 Yes, to say I feel like garbage is probably an understatement. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
1597 Life is driving me bananas. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1598 You weren't abandoned. You were picked. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
1599 How do you feel when called a fruit? 1.3333 0.11073 30 22 6 2
1600 Feeling "stepped-on" is common, but aren't you being a bit dramatic? 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1601 I'm simply suggesting that sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
1602 How do you feel about your inner child ending up in a smoothie? 1.3333 0.09948 39 29 7 3
1603 When did you first realize that you were born to be a mango ? 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
1604 So how long since you split? 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1605 Now that we've peeled off the layers, let's see what we're left with. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1606 And what was her reaction to you calling her a "monkey" ? 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
1607 So, why don't you think it was an accident? 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1608 Okay, so you feel discarded and tired of being stepped on, but feel guilty for hurting people....is that right? 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1609 I guess it all started with Orange and that damn knock-knock joke...Why? Why are people glad he doesn't say Banana? What does that say about me? 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1610 I think your depression stems from your dependence on slap stick. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1611 So, you have this recurring dream.! You think people are avoiding you. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1612 Sure people are falling for you, but I don't think it's your magnetic personality." 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1613 We call that a "Freudian Slip." 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
1614 I believe that you believe you're a banana peel. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1615 When did you start feeling unappealing? 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1616 So your saying it was a Freudian slip 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
1617 You've lost that loving peeling. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1618 Looking at your inner self may be a lost cause. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
1619 I think the problem is that you have a split personality. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
1620 Let's keep this professional. You're in no way appealing to me. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
1621 Let go of the guilt. They didn't watch where they were going. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1622 Many of us feel empty at times. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
1623 Are we ready to talk about the split? 1.3333 0.08909 36 25 10 1
1624 Why do you think you always feel the need to be funny? 1.3333 0.09535 45 34 7 4
1625 No need to feel embarrassed...the whole world has gone bananas. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1626 You've had a Freudian slip -Evan Kowal, South Pasadena, CA (Age 14) 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1627 It's a clear case of split personality. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1628 Your problem is not unusual, it's banana envy. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1629 I understand you feel she was eating you alive. 1.3333 0.11269 36 28 4 4
1630 I feel I'm appealing, but some see me as a big joke 1.3333 0.10033 42 32 6 4
1631 Are you feeling empty inside? 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1632 Have you thought about getting some new material? 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1633 You're not the best banana in the world today. And that's okay. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1634 And what makes you think you have a banana split personality?’ 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
1635 So tell me, why do you feel so empty inside? 1.3333 0.07968 36 24 12 0
1636 You dreamt you slipped on a high heel...? 1.3333 0.09535 45 34 7 4
1637 Bunch therapy just wasn't working. 1.3333 0.09981 30 21 8 1
1638 No, I believe Freud said sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. 1.3333 0.12050 33 26 3 4
1639 So, how long have you not been peeling well? 1.3333 0.08359 54 40 10 4
1640 You say you feel empty, like your insides have been eaten out and you're all alone, tossed out on the street. Can you elaborate? 1.3333 0.11073 30 22 6 2
1641 When you tried to embrace your inner self, you must have squeezed a little too hard! 1.3333 0.08909 36 25 10 1
1642 I understand that not *every* slip is a Freudian slip. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
1643 And for how long have you had this sense that you've lost your comic timing? 1.3273 0.08628 55 42 8 5
1644 You are clearly not the victim here. 1.3265 0.08935 49 37 8 4
1645 Plastic surgery just isn't an option for your condition, it would be fruitless. 1.3261 0.08822 46 34 9 3
1646 Separation anxiety is traumatic but you shouldn't feel like garbage. 1.3256 0.08627 43 31 10 2
1647 Personally, when choosing a partner I look more for substance than a peel. 1.3256 0.09827 43 33 6 4
1648 After we peel back the layers, sometimes what we find is underwhelming. 1.3256 0.09247 43 32 8 3
1649 I seem to have lost my inner self. 1.3250 0.09049 40 29 9 2
1650 You knew going in a life in comedy wasn't easy. 1.3250 0.10370 40 31 5 4
1651 I know people are saying you're bananas but my diagnosis is split personality 1.3250 0.08311 40 28 11 1
1652 What if it's what's on the inside that matters? 1.3250 0.09049 40 29 9 2
1653 And how are you feeling since the banana split? 1.3250 0.09732 40 30 7 3
1654 No, I am not going to slip into something more comfortable. 1.3243 0.10997 37 29 4 4
1655 I've been stepped on my entire life. 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
1656 Who's there? 1.3243 0.10997 37 29 4 4
1657 I don't know why, but I am just feeling so empty on the inside. 1.3243 0.10997 37 29 4 4
1658 How long have you been having these feelings of emptiness? 1.3243 0.10292 37 28 6 3
1659 Is it comedy or tragedy when someone slips on you? 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
1660 Let's talk now about peelings and emotions. 1.3243 0.10292 37 28 6 3
1661 So, slapstick moved on to other fruits...how did that make you feel? 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
1662 Why do you believe you’ve lost appeal? 1.3243 0.10292 37 28 6 3
1663 You've been committed because you could cause harm to others, not because you feel empty inside. 1.3243 0.08711 37 26 10 1
1664 When I told you to try peeling back the layers, I meant of your subconscious. 1.3243 0.10997 37 29 4 4
1665 So the split was really hard on you. 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
1666 I have this dream that I am no longer appealing. 1.3243 0.10292 37 28 6 3
1667 Now, does this emptiness you feel hit you before or after lunch? 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
1668 So why do you think there is something missing in your sex life? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1669 How do you peel about this? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1670 And when they are laughing, how does that make you feel? 1.3235 0.11731 34 27 3 4
1671 Do you have ANY idea what it's like to be stepped on by everyone and then get blamed for their problems?!? No. I didn't think so. By the way...nice shoes. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1672 So... after he fell for you how did you feel? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1673 We all slip up sometimes 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1674 Tell me about the relationship before you split 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1675 All right, Norman Vincent, let's get started. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1676 When that woman slipped, tell me how that made you feel. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1677 My diagnosis is that you have a split personality. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1678 What makes you think they were laughing at you? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1679 Is the idea of someone slipping and falling appealing to you? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1680 Have you ever asked why you feel the need to open yourself up to complete strangers? 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1681 So how long have you felt you're a public menace? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1682 Surnames are not destiny, Mr. Peel. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1683 I forgot to mention the side effects . 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1684 You should stop blaming yourself. 1.3235 0.11731 34 27 3 4
1685 Tripping people is what your people do. 1.3235 0.11731 34 27 3 4
1686 Do you think your identification as a cheap comic device could be a source of your self-worth issues? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1687 No more jokes about making a Freudian slip, OK? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1688 I think your having a small penis is the least of your worries Mr. Johnson. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1689 Let's get to the bottom of your split. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1690 You were ripe for a loss. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1691 You say you don't get along with the rest of your bunch 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1692 So slapstick comedy felt patronizing? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1693 You said you are not a peeling? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1694 You say your mother loved apples, pears and peaches but not you? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1695 Yes...I'd say you probably have gone bananas 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1696 It's time you acknowledge the split. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1697 He hollowed me out then treated me like garbage. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1698 So now you feel like the one slipping? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1699 You're comparing apples to oranges. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1700 Tell me again about that dream where a clown steps on you. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1701 Yes, I've heard that "Freudian slip" joke before... 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1702 Can you tell me more about this reoccuring dream you have about being stepped on? 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1703 This is not about my shoes. 1.3235 0.08144 34 23 11 0
1704 'So, you've just split with your better half'. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1705 It can certainly be a burden when people keep falling for you. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1706 It was just a Freudian slip. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1707 When did you first discover you were accident prone? 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1708 Don't define yourself as accident prone; they don't have to step on you. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1709 That’s a slippery slope. 1.3235 0.11731 34 27 3 4
1710 When did you first notice that you were losing appeal? 1.3235 0.11731 34 27 3 4
1711 Well you're no Clooney, but you do have a peel. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1712 Interesting... When did your parents split? 1.3235 0.11731 34 27 3 4
1713 I think you have a split personality. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1714 Shall we explore why you're feeling "easily bruised"? 1.3235 0.08144 34 23 11 0
1715 Sometimes a doctor falls for the patient, but you aren't appealing to me. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1716 If you say 'Freudian slip' one more time I'm ending our session early. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1717 Why do you feel empty inside? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1718 And it's never your fault? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1719 Are you surprised you let that slip? 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
1720 Let's explore "I feel empty inside". 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1721 When did you first realize that you had a foot fetish? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1722 When around your peers, do you feel comfortable in your own peel? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1723 While I do find you appealing, you should know I don't date my patients. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1724 Please stay on the couch so you don't make a Freudian slip. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1725 I've told you, my potassium levels are just fine. 1.3235 0.08144 34 23 11 0
1726 Slippery situation you have there. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1727 I'm tired of people just walking all over me. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1728 Just start by telling me how you peel. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1729 Doc, I have this fear of sidewalks 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
1730 Tell me how you're peeling today 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
1731 Yes, I can see how it would be very painful that you never got any of the acclaim that all your comedy partners enjoyed. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1732 So, you say it's Splitsville. 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1733 it's not your fault people keep slipping 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1734 Yes, I know a cigar is just a cigar. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1735 Diagnosis: split personality disorder. 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1736 Yes, I gave you the AARP discount. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1737 So you feel you've been discarded? 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1738 And how are things going with your friends? Are you still hanging with the same bunch? 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1739 It sounds like you feel like you're losing your grip on things, is that correct? 1.3226 0.11720 31 24 4 3
1740 "A 'slippery slope'? Tell me more about that feeling". 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1741 I mean I'm falling apart but, mostly, I feel just empty. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1742 Tell me why you feel empty inside. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1743 Doc, I'm worried I'm bipolar; sometimes I feel like a banana and other times a plantain 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1744 About an hour ago I woke up in the garbage can with this empty feeling. 1.3226 0.12604 31 25 2 4
1745 That's what we call a Freudian slip 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1746 So tell me, why do you think everyone considers you a joke? 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1747 Can you go back to the part where you said you felt like your heart went through a blender? 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1748 The same nightmare again, being eaten alive? 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1749 I disagree. Not everything's a Freudian slip. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1750 Whether or not I find you appealing is hardly the point here... 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1751 When I said, "let's peel back some layers," I did not mean physically... 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1752 Life hasn't been the same since the split 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
1753 I swear if they are going to stick a "gluten free" sticker on me I will lose my mind. 1.3226 0.11720 31 24 4 3
1754 How do you feel about the split? 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1755 Yes, but have you considered that you wanted to make them slip? 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1756 It was a bad split. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1757 What makes you think she purposefully left you behind? 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1758 Yes, throwing yourself on the floor as someone walks by, is a form of co-dependence. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1759 You let people walk over you once and it's a slippery slope! 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1760 I'm tired of being called the "fall guy". 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1761 Forget me. Let's stay focused on you and how you jazz up your own damn corn flakes. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1762 Do you suppose it's the loss of your inner self? 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
1763 So when did you first feel like you had a split personality? 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
1764 I know you say you just happened to be on the sidewalk, but do you think unconsciously you wanted him to fall? 1.3214 0.08988 28 19 9 0
1765 I'm sure it was just a Freudian slip. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
1766 Let's peel back the emotional skin on your relationship with your Nana. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
1767 Let's start with your early pollination. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
1768 You're not a joke. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
1769 Perhaps you feel that way because you actually are empty on the inside. ['are' should be underlined] 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
1770 The separation anxiety is easier to treat than the hollow feeling. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
1771 Looks like it's been an hour. Time for you to split. 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
1772 You need to make amends with your bunch 1.3214 0.13660 28 23 1 4
1773 Let's talk about your fear of falling. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1774 When did you first feel like you had lost your appeal? 1.3200 0.08300 50 37 10 3
1775 When did you first realize you were going bananas? 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1776 It must feel terrible to have everyone fall all over you 1.3171 0.08144 41 29 11 1
1777 So you think your life is on the skids, do you? 1.3171 0.08861 41 30 9 2
1778 Do you feel like people are walking all over you? 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
1779 I used to be top banana, but some monkey took care of that! 1.3158 0.10738 38 30 4 4
1780 You have to come to terms with why he split. 1.3158 0.10053 38 29 6 3
1781 Feeling empty is only natural, but do try to stay off of sidewalks. 1.3158 0.09319 38 28 8 2
1782 You need to stop punishing yourself for causing her downfall. 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
1783 Looks like you've already peeled back the layers. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
1784 Doesn't tripping people seem like a passive-aggressive way of managing your feelings? 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
1785 Maybe it's time for you to accept that marbles are just funnier. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1786 On a positive note, I can safely say you are not nuts. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1787 Your confused? I'm talking to a banana with mother issues. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
1788 I feel like people are always stepping on me 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
1789 So you're saying you feel very empty inside? 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1790 And then the ice cream up and split. 1.3143 0.11429 35 28 3 4
1791 I can see your appeal. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
1792 Firstly, it's unethical for me to date a patient. And secondly, you're a banana. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1793 But I feel like a vegetable. 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
1794 Maybe you should just be grateful. The cartoon business has gotten you this far. 1.3143 0.11429 35 28 3 4
1795 You have to learn to face the ugly truth; after this election, slapstick is dead. 1.3143 0.11429 35 28 3 4
1796 When did this feeling of emptiness inside begin? 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1797 No, therapy is not a slippery slope. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
1798 Let's talk about the bruises. 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
1799 I'd like to discuss what happened at the zoo. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1800 I have this empty feeling inside. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1801 First, you have to let go of the guilt. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
1802 I'm sorry for your loss. 1.3143 0.11429 35 28 3 4
1803 In my professional opinion, you ARE enabling slapstick. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
1804 We call those Freudian slips. 1.3143 0.07961 35 24 11 0
1805 When people sing "Day-o" at you, initiate your calming strategy. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1806 And then she tossed me out like I was a piece of garbage or something! 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1807 So, you and your wife just split? 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
1808 You need to take these sessions more seriously. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
1809 It's pretty clear that no longer being top banana is eating you up inside. 1.3137 0.07665 51 37 12 2
1810 As I'm sure you know, it's a slippery slope. 1.3125 0.08325 32 22 10 0
1811 And then, what did Josephine Baker say? 1.3125 0.12245 32 26 2 4
1812 Was this the first time you opened up to someone and got hurt? 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1813 Yes, you have no banana. No banana today. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1814 If you want to have a successful relationship, you need to stop giving people the slip 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1815 That's all very nice, but where do you keep your wallet? 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1816 Tell me about your lunch date. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1817 Can you tell me when these feelings of emptiness began? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1818 I understand that you feel fruitless, but you haven't lost your appeal. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1819 When did you feel you were not part of the bunch. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1820 A thick skin can be a slippery slope. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1821 When did these dreams of being smoked first begin? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1822 Wow, that must have been traumatic for you. But how did that make you Peel? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1823 But no one should ever compare you to an apple or to an orange. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1824 I want to be a serious actor, but people just walk all over me. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1825 It sounds like the anxiety issues actually started before you were separated from the bunch. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1826 Well yes, technically that WOULD be a Freudian slip. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1827 Well, none of us want to feel like we've been stepped on.... 1.3125 0.08325 32 22 10 0
1828 I feel like my whole life has become the punch line to a bad joke. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1829 You want to do Shakespeare, but you are typecast. And how does that make you feel? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1830 It all started as a little joke. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1831 Tell me, how does that make you peel? 1.3125 0.12245 32 26 2 4
1832 Why do you think you keep attracting the wrong people? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1833 All right, no more 'slippery slope' references. My bad. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1834 Next thing I knew, she split off with some guys named Ben and Jerry. 1.3125 0.09010 48 37 7 4
1835 This seems to be less psychiatry and more internal medicine. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1836 It's common to fall for your analyst. 1.3125 0.12245 32 26 2 4
1837 Tell me how you imagine that you would act out your foot fetish? 1.3125 0.08325 32 22 10 0
1838 I'm sure strawberries have it just as bad. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1839 And then I realized, I AM the slippery slope. 1.3125 0.12245 32 26 2 4
1840 So you dreamed I fell head over heels in love with you? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1841 So, what would you say triggered this feeling of complete emptiness? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1842 So, you split? 1.3125 0.08325 32 22 10 0
1843 I'm not trash ! 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1844 It's not your fault the family is a bunch of losers 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1845 Don't worry. It's not unusual to feel useless at your stage in life. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1846 Tell me about the time your parents split. 1.3125 0.07965 48 35 11 2
1847 No, you can't call me 'Jane! 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1848 Well yes...it is ironic that my slip is also showing... 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1849 So, tell me more about your obsession with abruptly bring people down to your level. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1850 Yes, I can see how that was very emasculating. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1851 Sometimes a plantain, is just a plantain. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1852 You shouldn't blame yourself for all the slip ups. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1853 So you feel your chimp was just using you, is that correct? 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1854 You haven't mentioned your parents. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1855 Let's start with your abandonment issues 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1856 Why do you feel I've used you for my own personal gratification? 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1857 Now tell me, when did you first start feeling empty inside? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1858 I feel so empty inside. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1859 You should have seen me, I was a star in the silent film days, but now nobody wants me. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1860 How does it make you feel when people walk all over you? 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1861 You're not a fruitcake Mr Banana, you've a split personality 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1862 Let's talk about why you call your ex-husband a big ape. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1863 How do you expect to have any friends if you're always giving them the slip. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1864 Parents split; Sister’s a peeler; Brother’s bruised….We need to meet twice a week. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1865 Tell me about life since the split. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1866 And why do you think she no longer finds you appealing? 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1867 I hear that you feel cold and empty since the split. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1868 You have banana envy. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1869 Doctor- I feel so empty inside. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1870 Any regrets about your trip to the jungle? 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1871 It's time for you to stop victim-blaming and admit that you're part of the problem. 1.3125 0.08325 32 22 10 0
1872 Can you tell me exactly what you mean by "appealing?" 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1873 Your gender re-assignment procedure appears to have been a complete success. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1874 You say your father thinks you're a joke. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1875 i think we are heading down a slippery slope 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1876 What shall we address first, split personality or your empty feeling? 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
1877 Lets discuss your split personality. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
1878 It was horrible ... I was being skinned and eaten alive. 1.3125 0.12245 32 26 2 4
1879 Your peel is open. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1880 My life has been on a slippery slope lately 1.3111 0.09961 45 36 4 5
1881 I don't want you slipping back into old habits. 1.3111 0.08889 45 34 8 3
1882 So those are my choices, garbage or compost. And that's what I'm paying you for? 1.3111 0.07669 45 32 12 1
1883 How long have you had a split personality? 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1884 I just don't know how to cope with all my peelings anymore. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1885 You're thin-skinned. Your ego bruises easily. And by the look of those brown spots, your time is up. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1886 Sorry, did you say you had a close relationship with your Nana? 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
1887 You say that people walk over you a lot? 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
1888 For how long have you felt that you are really a vegetable? 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1889 Hmmm... It's clear you have a split personality. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1890 No, you haven't slipped--it's your friends who keep walking all over you. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1891 You still miss your inner self? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1892 Tell me more about this split. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1893 Impersonating a starfish. Okay, other options for your next career? 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1894 I don't want to slip up with my wife but I can't help but feel she finds me unapeeling. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1895 You've slipped since our last session. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1896 What would you say is missing? 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
1897 Don't make me laugh! 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1898 And when she said, 'You're the cause of most accidents', how did that make you feel? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1899 No, I will not fall for you--that would be completely inappropriate. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1900 I think it all started when my parents split 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
1901 My life's become a joke, Doc. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1902 So, how long have you been experiencing these peelings? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1903 Hmm, I'm getting the impression that you feel discarded and stepped on. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1904 Tell me more about these dreams....the ones with the "tally man." 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
1905 So where do you think you slipped up? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1906 You feel like the world's been stepping on you. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1907 It's not your fault that he slipped and everyone laughed. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1908 are you talking slip as "on a banana peel" or as "Freudian"? 1.3103 0.13227 29 24 1 4
1909 How long have you thought that you are a banana peel? 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1910 Ah, well, that's a bit of a slippery slope. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1911 Your going to have to forgive yourself for the harm you've caused to others. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1912 You feel the Chaplin estate owes your great great great great great great great... grandfather some royalties? 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
1913 None of my patients have peeled back the layers quite like you 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1914 So this sense of being used has left you a shell of your former self 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1915 So you think that your life has just been one big joke waiting to happen? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1916 It takes time to recover from any life-changing episode, and it must be so painful that your banana split. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1917 That's a slippery slope you're going down. 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
1918 I was mishandled and bruised...as many of us were 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1919 This isn't always a fruitless exercise. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1920 When did you start feeling your life was a joke? 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1921 I just don't understand comedy anymore. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1922 It's been real,baby,but I gotta split. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1923 I had foster parents. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
1924 If we're going to solve your self-esteem issues, you're going to have to stop letting everyone walk all over you for a quick laugh. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1925 I just want someone who won't walk all over me. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1926 So you have the mind of a mango, but the body of a banana? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1927 I thought you were a couch potato. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1928 Don't worry - we all feel like we're going bananas some days. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
1929 You need to find your inner piece. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1930 Calm down, this whole 'irony' fad will pass; slap-stick will be back and bigger than ever. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1931 I'm sorry but as a professional I see my patients only in metaphor. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
1932 Let's start at the beginning when you fell out of the tree 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1933 I just feel used. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1934 Clarify for me, what you mean when you say you feel "all eaten up inside"? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1935 I think it's a little too late for Viagra. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1936 My professional opinion is that you're nuts. No, that's not the word I'm looking for... 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1937 It's hard for me to talk to psychologists. They always giggle when I say I feel empty inside. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
1938 When did you first self-identify as a joke? 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1939 You have a thick skin. 1.3095 0.07220 42 29 13 0
1940 First of all, Streisand was singing Feelings not Peelings. 1.3091 0.08942 55 44 5 6
1941 You no longer have appeal? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
1942 Yes, I find you appealing, but you know it's unethical of me to say so. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1943 She literally tore me open and devoured my flesh. I don't know if I can go on. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1944 You think you are what made Fueud slip. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1945 You're not responsible for someone else's slip 1.3077 0.08340 39 28 10 1
1946 You seem to have slipped since our last session. 1.3061 0.08352 49 37 9 3
1947 What do you mean you life's a joke? 1.3056 0.08746 36 26 9 1
1948 My life just seems fruitless! 1.3056 0.11141 36 29 3 4
1949 So your dream was about a band of hungry monkeys. 1.3056 0.07786 36 25 11 0
1950 Sometimes we have to peel away the layers to get at what is really bothering us. 1.3056 0.08746 36 26 9 1
1951 You've got a split personality 1.3056 0.09611 36 27 7 2
1952 Can you elaborate on this "rotten feeling" your having. 1.3056 0.11141 36 29 3 4
1953 So your not peeling very well. 1.3056 0.10404 36 28 5 3
1954 Where did I slip up, Doc? 1.3056 0.10404 36 28 5 3
1955 She used to put me in the refrigerator. 1.3056 0.09611 36 27 7 2
1956 Listen, letting go is hard. 1.3056 0.10404 36 28 5 3
1957 Tell me why you feel so empty. 1.3056 0.07786 36 25 11 0
1958 We need to address your split personality disorder. 1.3056 0.10404 36 28 5 3
1959 Our split was the best thing for us. 1.3056 0.10404 36 28 5 3
1960 She mentioned your appeal? Or you're a peel. 1.3056 0.08746 36 26 9 1
1961 So you're saying you feel as if your whole life has been a Freudian slip. 1.3056 0.10404 36 28 5 3
1962 For the last time, that's not what "Freudian slip" means. 1.3056 0.08746 36 26 9 1
1963 How would you actually feel, though, if I agreed to step on you? 1.3056 0.09611 36 27 7 2
1964 I'm here because I feel empty and discarded. 1.3043 0.08720 46 35 8 3
1965 If I understand your phobia correctly, you have a fear of monkeys? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1966 I empathize with your feelings about the jokes of slipping on you and having "appeal", but isn't true that you ARE yellow? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1967 That's what is known as a Freudian slip. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1968 Sorry Mr. Cavendish, I don't usually eat my clients, but I skipped lunch. 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1969 I feel like I've lost the best part of me 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
1970 So you were deserted for ice cream, syrup, and whipped cream. You still have appeal. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1971 Wow... so plantains really are bananas. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
1972 The split-up was very painful. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
1973 How do you feel when people call you "slippery?" 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1974 People keep avoiding me. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1975 Thick skinned? 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
1976 It seems you have become just a shell of your former self 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
1977 What I'm hearing is that you're uncomfortable with maraschino cherries. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
1978 Was it a nasty split with Chiquita? 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1979 Tell me: what's been eating away at you? 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1980 Tell me about this human in your pocket. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
1981 This makes you feel rotten, because? 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1982 You have nightmares about being hung from a tree? 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1983 Life is fruitless. 1.3030 0.11906 33 27 2 4
1984 My whole life's been a slip-up. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
1985 No, you are not delusional. You really are a banana. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
1986 It wasn't your fault. It was a Freudian slip. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
1987 How long has it been since he split? 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
1988 'And you think the Freudian kind is taken more seriously than yours?' 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1989 I always thought you looked like a slippery character 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1990 I think there might be a link between your sense of internal emptiness and your compulsion to make people slip up in public. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1991 O.K., so you gave him the slip. What happened next? 1.3030 0.08124 33 23 10 0
1992 Your problems stem from low potassium levels. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
1993 You say they stepped all over you, how did you feel about that? 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
1994 Only you can say if it was really an accident. 1.3030 0.08124 33 23 10 0
1995 A Freudian slip you say... 1.3023 0.09722 43 34 5 4
1996 Let's re-visit your cereal and milk obsession. 1.3019 0.07893 53 40 10 3
1997 So, you have trouble with your partner saying he's top banana when everyone else can see you're appeal? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
1998 You don't have to let your mother's split personality define you. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
1999 Was it really that funny? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2000 So, your're afraid she'll dump you when she discovers that you're not really a plantain, just a plain old banana, banana peel at that? I'd be worried too. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2001 I didn't think the split would affect me this way. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2002 How are you feeling about the split now? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2003 I understand you're not peeling very well. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2004 What made you think you could slip that by me? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2005 I keep dreaming I'm an orange peel. Am I crazy? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2006 Then the slipping, falling, cracking, and screaming. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2007 So you have a phobia about being stepped on for laughs? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2008 Do you feel empty in your own skin? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2009 And why do you always refer to Monkey's as bastards ? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2010 You can't keep letting people get under your skin. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2011 Let's talk about why you think you have a split personality. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2012 Let me get this straight; you caused the Freudian slip? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2013 When did you first have this feeling that you're on a slippery slope? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2014 Let's talk more about your parent's split. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2015 Why do you think you caused the accident? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2016 At some point you'll have to get a grip. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2017 Tell me more about your feeling empty inside. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2018 That's not exactly what I meant when I said we would start to peel away some layers. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2019 . . . and you think that last slip might have been a Freudian one? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2020 And how long has it been since you landed a dramatic role? 1.3000 0.12821 30 25 1 4
2021 Yes, you remain appealing. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2022 We have to end there. I have a desert island coming in at 3:00. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2023 You know sometimes a banana peel is just a banana peel 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2024 Sorry I can't see you anymore- I'm now limiting my practice to vegetables 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2025 Don't feel guilty - you were stepped on! 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2026 I'd like to discuss your sudden weight loss. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2027 It's not easy to come here and have your skin peeled back! 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2028 What do you mean when you say you sometimes go bananas? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2029 You can't blame yourself for that accident. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2030 You suffer from a split personality. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2031 I'm afraid if I split, I'll just become another cliche 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2032 It's perfectly natural to feel empty at a time like this. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2033 You're making progress but your slipping a little 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2034 I just feel like something is missing inside. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2035 It is a slippery slope, indeed... 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2036 So how long ago did Carmen leave you? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2037 It would be unethical for me to acknowledge your appeal. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2038 How do you mean, "empty"? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2039 Okay... you met the gorilla your dreams... and then what? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2040 But why do you think you feel so empty inside? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2041 And how did the split make you feel? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2042 You can't appeal to everyone. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2043 When they called you yellow..how did that make you peel? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2044 when did this sense of emptiness begin and how do you feel about it? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2045 From what you've told me in our sessions, you may suffer from split personality disorder. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2046 Still feeling empty inside? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2047 After what you've experienced I'm not suprised that you feel empty inside. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2048 Why do you think people step all over you? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2049 I don't think he meant disrespect by calling you 'chiquita.' 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2050 Yes, you are THE slippery slope. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2051 Tell me more about this feeling that your life is just a series of jokes. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2052 What's this about Harry Belafonte? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2053 Do you often have these urges to expose yourself? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2054 I'm referring you to another therapist who does not have food issues. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2055 This Trump hairpiece idea is a delusion. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2056 And in this dream, what is in your pocket? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2057 Sometimes I just feel so empty inside. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2058 You're not alone, Mr. Thompson -- people tell ME that I'm not a real therapist. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2059 Stop obsessing about your black spots. You look great for two days old. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2060 What I'm gathering from our conversation is that you feel empty inside. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2061 Elaborate on how you and your bunch slipped across the border. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2062 Why do you hurt the people who are closest to you? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2063 Now that you've finally opened up, I can see that you're truly empty inside. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2064 It might be something as simple as having 'Low T'... 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2065 I'm tired of people walking all over me. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2066 You're a banana peel. Of course people hate you. I hate you. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2067 And what exactly makes you feel these slips are Freudian? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2068 When did you first realize you are an empty suit? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2069 I think that we are on a slippery subject here. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2070 So, it's obvious why you're here. You should know I charge a bunch. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2071 Yes, I find you appealing. Is that wrong? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2072 You may have lost your inner self by trying to nourish others 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2073 He left you. How does that make you peel? 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2074 I see you've already met my therapy dog. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2075 Yes, you have no banana! 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2076 Let's work through your guilt feelings about the fall. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2077 At least you're no longer green with envy. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2078 Let's talk about your split. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2079 Do you feel guilty about making so many others slip up? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2080 Well no, that's not really what "Freudian slip" means... 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2081 If you weren't my therapist and I wasn't a banana, would you.... 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2082 That's just your paranoia, not everyone thinks you're a joke. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2083 So tell me. When exactly did you start feeling things slipping away? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2084 I see what you're doing! Peeling me with your eyes. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2085 Yes. There is more to life than just pratfalls. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2086 Why do you feel that he won't fall for you? 1.3000 0.08165 40 29 10 1
2087 They laugh at you because they fear you. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2088 When did you start having this feeling of emptiness? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2089 Do you think all women find you appealing? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2090 It is sad you lost Grandma, but there are millions of other Nanas out there. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2091 You've slipped a little since our last session. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2092 "Can we talk about this latest slip? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2093 Let’s circle back to your comment about feeling empty inside. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2094 I find you very apealing. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2095 So how did that make you feel when you got stepped on? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2096 Your delusions have taken on a decidedly realistic character, Mr. Cavendish! 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2097 She got under your skin but we can work on it. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2098 Whenever I slip up, everyone laughs. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2099 And instead of taking me to the compost, this putz had the nerve to dump me in the trash, like I'm garbage or something. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2100 So, you're always getting stepped on. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2101 Slips happen 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2102 Yellow is a color, not an emotion. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2103 You say it feels like everyone in your life keeps slipping away? 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2104 When I told you last week to work on being more appealing to others, I didn't think you'd take me literally. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2105 I have a Ph.d. in psychology, abnormal psychology, and a frequent shopper's card at the Fruit Emporium. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2106 Why do you say you´ve lost your inner self? 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2107 Why do you think it was a Freudian slip? 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2108 ...and then there was the time my own Freuder –ahem– father, slipped on me! 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2109 And so then the banana split? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2110 You can't keep putting yourself in those situations. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2111 No, your lack of tears doesn't surprise me. Most banana peels take two years to break down. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2112 It wasn't your fault-she slipped and fell! 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2113 Have you considered that you really are all peel, no banana? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2114 My parents split. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2115 You're not top banana anymore and that's got you depressed. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2116 So he decided to split with you on Sunday over another banana? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2117 You fear being purposely thrown down so someone can slip on you? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2118 So you're saying that it wasn't your decision to split? 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2119 They're not laughing at you. They're laughing at what you've caused. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2120 Try thinking of yourself as a simple fruit instead of a complex carb. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2121 Doc, I'm just sick of always getting stepped on. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2122 Tell me more about these feelings of emptiness. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2123 It sounds like a classic Freudian slip. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2124 OK, can I now speak to Mr. Apple? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2125 I come from a blended family. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2126 People say I bring them down 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2127 Tell me more about these abandonment issues. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2128 Sorry, you can't copyright the Freudian slip. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2129 I was the only one in my bunch who didn't make Chiquita. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2130 Well most of my patients ARE fruits! 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
2131 Sounds like you've been slipping up. 1.3000 0.12821 30 25 1 4
2132 I can see how that moment left you empty inside. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2133 This recent split really took a toll on me 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
2134 If you don't talk about your feelings, I'm afraid you'll just slip back into your old habits. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
2135 So, you just split? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
2136 . . . and you said you went . . . what? 1.3000 0.10253 40 32 4 4
2137 It doesn't matter what anyone says, you do have appeal. 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
2138 Internal medicine is not my forte, but I believe your potassium level is slipping. 1.2979 0.08557 47 36 8 3
2139 So, have you always thought of yourself as 'appealing'? 1.2973 0.09384 37 28 7 2
2140 And you were still living as a male then? 1.2973 0.10153 37 29 5 3
2141 What you are saying is that after being a comedy movie prop for so long, you think that you would like to direct. 1.2973 0.10867 37 30 3 4
2142 You know, Doctor, I don't think switching chairs is helping. 1.2973 0.10153 37 29 5 3
2143 And why do you think you don't feel complete? 1.2973 0.08547 37 27 9 1
2144 No more Freudian slip jokes, OK? 1.2973 0.10867 37 30 3 4
2145 At what point did you realize you were going bananas? 1.2973 0.08547 37 27 9 1
2146 Maybe you should embrace the fact that you can be funny and scary at the same instant. 1.2973 0.10153 37 29 5 3
2147 I'm so tired of being blamed for everybody's slip-ups! 1.2973 0.10153 37 29 5 3
2148 Have you ever considered that maybe they're not laughing at you, that maybe they're laughing with you. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2149 You can't peel back more layers, or you won't? 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
2150 That empty feeling could take you down a slippery slope... 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
2151 So why do you feel that "It's all a big joke"? 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
2152 One more Freudian slip and you will have to find another therapist, ok? 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
2153 You feel you are an accident waiting to happen, part of some cosmic, slapstick joke? 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
2154 One more Freudian slip joke and this session is over. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
2155 I feel you slipping away 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
2156 It's because I was discarded that made me hurt other people. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
2157 And how did it make you feel when he treated you like discarded trash? 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
2158 What's eating you this time? 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
2159 What did you expect? You were smothering her. 1.2963 0.12871 27 22 2 3
2160 Okay. So you're tired of being set up as the fall guy. 1.2955 0.07680 44 32 11 1
2161 Freudian slip jokes? You're right. Not funny. 1.2955 0.08951 44 34 7 3
2162 Good news and bad news: You are not delusional 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2163 Tell me about the clowns again. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
2164 What you're describing is separation anxiety and, given your time together, that's perfectly normal. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
2165 It doesn't matter what I think. Do YOU think your life has been one big joke? 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
2166 I've never felt more fruitless. 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
2167 And since when have you had this feeling of emptiness? 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
2168 No, I don't think you're all peel and no banana. 1.2941 0.07564 51 38 11 2
2169 What does 'produce' mean to you? 1.2941 0.10788 34 27 4 3
2170 Is that a banana peel on my couch? Or are you just glad to see me? 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
2171 And just what makes you think you're not appealing? 1.2941 0.10788 34 27 4 3
2172 I agree. It's definitely hate speech to use the term "Going bananas". 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
2173 Yes, I promise, no Freudian slip jokes. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
2174 And how long have you had this feeling of everyone wanting you to be stepped on? 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
2175 So you finally fulfilled your fantasy about oral sex. 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
2176 You were having dessert and your banana split? 1.2941 0.08065 51 39 9 3
2177 Well you may have lost your inner self, but you still have appeal 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
2178 So, why do you find it distasteful when she calls you her top banana? 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
2179 You need to stop letting people step all over you. 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
2180 You're not an enabler, everyone has a slip now and then 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
2181 What eats you? 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
2182 Yes, you do have a remarkable ability to become whatever you want to be. Nevertheless, until the Supreme Court reverses its decision, let's stick with what's on your birth certificate. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
2183 So...You slipped again? 1.2917 0.08400 48 37 8 3
2184 I sense there's something missing in your life. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2185 You are experiencing a kind of penis envy... 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
2186 I said, "Reveal your INNER self! 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2187 ...and you feel responsible for your parents split? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2188 I'm referring you out. I don't treat fruits. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2189 You lost a part of yourself that day, so it's not uncommon to still feel bruised from the experience. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2190 Then she got all nuts, so I split. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2191 Once and for all, it's never coming back. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2192 We generally don't mean banana peels when we talk about Freudian slips. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2193 This void you feel, I'm afraid it is real. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2194 It seems like everything is one big punchline to you. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2195 Yes, anyone can blame you, but why do you accept that blame? 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2196 I know you are a peeling but that's not what I meant 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2197 When we peel back the layers you'll realize you're not to blame for others fallings. 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
2198 A man stepped on you...go on... 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2199 Exactly when did you feel your relationship start to slip? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2200 Yes, it's a very slippery slope 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2201 I'm in a funk. Sure I've got a tough exterior, but I'm completely empty inside. 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
2202 We're on a slippery slope here. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2203 Yes, you are a fruit. Deal with it. 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
2204 I don't know if she slipped away because I'm empty or if I'm empty because she slipped away. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2205 Our time's up. Please slip on out the side door. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2206 Everyone is waiting for me to slip up. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2207 So you're saying that these feelings of unworthiness, of inadequacy, came just after you were named Top Banana? 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
2208 Aha, when did you start feeling "empty?" 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2209 Don't be hard on yourself - the guy who just left here was a real nut! 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2210 I don't know if I should help you or compost you. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2211 When did you first start to feel unappealing? 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2212 And what makes you think they're not laughing with you? 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
2213 I used to get a million laughs, then along came attorneys 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2214 How does the split make you feel? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2215 I want to make sure I'm understanding...what I'm hearing you say is that you feel people are avoiding you when they walk into a room and they see you? 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2216 I just feel that life is slipping by me 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
2217 I'm loaded with potassium, high in fibre and very popular as an up and go snack, so why am I here...? Well the truth is, I've always wanted to be a couch potato... 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
2218 I see your only skin deep. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2219 So you're saying you felt used? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2220 And you're convinced that if people don't avoid you then something terrible could happen? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
2221 Let's find a better way to say "crazy". 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2222 No....at worst you're a mere enabler. 1.2857 0.08544 42 32 8 2
2223 So, you say you lost your inner self when you went bananas. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2224 Tell me more about this obsession with composting. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2225 Well, I find you "appealing". 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2226 Chiquita, it's not your fault. But it is your problem. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2227 How did you peel after our last session? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2228 Tell me more about how you feel like a bruised shell of your former self. 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
2229 So your mother was really a plantain...... 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
2230 So when he stepped on you, how did that make you feel? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2231 That's getting into a slippery slope. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2232 So tell me how you are peeling today. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2233 Another split personality issue flare up, huh? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2234 I love the effort, but in our last session I said we were going to explore how you FEEL. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2235 "So I understand you come from a blended family"!! 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2236 It seems you need others to fall to feel good about yourself. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2237 Let's not let anything slip through the cracks. 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
2238 Don't take it personally. Chickens have been funnier than banana peels for a long time. 1.2857 0.07835 42 31 10 1
2239 Of course you are appealing... 1.2857 0.08248 49 38 8 3
2240 No wonder you feel guilty again. How often have I insisted that you stay away from sidewalks? 1.2857 0.09677 35 27 6 2
2241 Why do you think you enjoy making people slip up? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2242 As Camus said, we must learn to live without appeal. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2243 I know you feel empty inside, but try and stay positive – someone could slip on you and that would be hilarious. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
2244 When was the first time you felt "hollow inside?" 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2245 Let's go back to the time you made that Freudian slip... 1.2857 0.08248 49 38 8 3
2246 Of course your best years are behind you. But, you can still make people laugh! 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2247 Ever since I opened up to you it has felt like something went missing. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2248 I prefer not to be called Chiquita. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2249 Court appointed psych evaluation for a slip and fall offender 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2250 Tell me more about that dream where Freud steps on you... 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
2251 So tell me more about this sense of emptiness you have been feeling. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2252 I'm in a love triangle with vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2253 I think you can stop second-guessing your own premise. If you think they set you up to be the fall guy, then they probably did. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2254 I don't know, how does a housewife eat a banana? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2255 We call it "phantom banana syndrome" 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
2256 Tell me more about your father. You said he was always just hanging around? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2257 And you're insulted when people call you a fruit? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2258 I don't know how to tell you this, but that whole 'getting eaten' thing was not a dream. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2259 So you've been slipping back into the same old habits? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2260 Everybody started falling for me after I lost all the weight. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2261 What do you mean "jump right out of your skin"? 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
2262 Despite your loss, let's not minimize your worth as an excellent source of dietary fiber and potassium. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
2263 How long have you felt that you were more of a plantain? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2264 Why do you feel like your emptiness is inherently comic? 1.2857 0.09677 35 27 6 2
2265 Tell me why you think you're not appealing? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2266 I'll be charging you double because of the split personality. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2267 She tore out my insides. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
2268 And how did you feel when Donald Trump started to call you 'Slippery Pete'? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
2269 Opening up...finally. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
2270 It's OK...I'll consider that a Freudian slip. 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
2271 I can't stress it enough but your empty feeling has nothing to do with your mother. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
2272 So, you're feeling incomplete ... 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
2273 Do you see now, that its not your fault they slipped? 1.2821 0.09684 39 31 5 3
2274 Take a deep breath, and repeat to yourself "I'm more than a punchline, I'm more than a punchline". 1.2821 0.09684 39 31 5 3
2275 Then she said dating me was a slippery slope. 1.2821 0.08960 39 30 7 2
2276 When did you get the feeling that you are no longer appealing? 1.2821 0.08960 39 30 7 2
2277 How long have you been unfulfilled? 1.2821 0.08960 39 30 7 2
2278 I'm suspecting a potassium deficiency. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
2279 I'd say you have a slippery personality. 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
2280 Can you say more about why you feel discarded? 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
2281 So the banana split but you still have appeal. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
2282 So this emptiness you've been feeling.... 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
2283 Tell me about your relationship with Chiquita. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
2284 My future feels like a slippery slope 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
2285 It's progress that you finally opened up to me! 1.2812 0.08075 32 23 9 0
2286 And what makes you think that people find you dangerous? 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
2287 So, how does it feel to fall for someone else? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
2288 OK. Start with Cruz, 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
2289 I think you might be taking 'Freudian Slip' too seriously. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
2290 Still having that nightmare where everyone watches where they’re going? 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
2291 Try thinking of all the mirth you bring to others. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
2292 It's only Freudian if you subconsciously wanted them to slip. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
2293 Why is it only clutzes who fall for me? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
2294 It's been six months, Lucille. I don't think he's coming back. 1.2800 0.08101 50 39 8 3
2295 You feel like everything around you is slipping into chaos? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
2296 so, how often do you get the feeling that people are walking all over you? 1.2791 0.08370 43 33 8 2
2297 Your rationalizations are a slippery slope. 1.2791 0.09007 43 34 6 3
2298 I just don't understand your appeal. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
2299 But there can only be ONE top banana! 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
2300 Please stay off my floor--no need to make a Freudian slip. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
2301 So I understand you are "Chiquita" but now want to be "United Fruit" ? 1.2778 0.09437 36 28 6 2
2302 I was recommended by your friend the Orange? 1.2778 0.10244 36 29 4 3
2303 Don't slip on your way out. 1.2778 0.09437 36 28 6 2
2304 I feel like rubbish. 1.2778 0.10244 36 29 4 3
2305 Don't feel bad, he could have just as easily been hit by a truck. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2306 Technically you have one foot on a naugahyde. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2307 I can see now why your wife left you for a cucumber. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2308 I just can't peel back any more layers. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2309 Believe me, I know what it's like to be stepped on. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2310 And you say he abandoned you at a condom demonstration? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2311 I'm afraid that you are headed toward a slippery slope . 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2312 What can I say, sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2313 We all feel empty from time to time! 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2314 Last week you were a cockroach 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2315 I feel like there's something missing. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2316 Explain what you mean by "slipped up." 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2317 How do you feel when people insist that, biologically, you're a berry? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2318 How does it make you feel when you can't get approval from the top banana ? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2319 So, tell me more about this feeling of emptiness you say you've been experiencing. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2320 Don't worry, you'll get stepped on one day. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2321 First, let's lose that negative self-image, OK? Your appeal is that you're a peel. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2322 You aren't going to tell me that Freudian slip joke again, are you? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2323 Well, split personality is considered an outdated diagnosis. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2324 Being degradable doesn't give people the right to degrade you. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2325 let's discuss why you believe you're unappealing 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2326 Take me back to your parents' split. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2327 So it seems like everyone is blaming you for their downfall? 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2328 Let's try and peel back some more layers 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2329 So you feel like you're heading down a slippery slope. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2330 So you're not top banana anymore ...... get over it! 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2331 Is that a banana on your cushion or are you just happy to see me? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2332 So . . . you think that your life lacks substance? 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2333 You may be experiencing split personality. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2334 Could there be any way you're contributing to how all these relationships end? 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2335 So it is the feelings of inadequacy and lack of recognition for making the actual Freud slip...? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2336 You use your slipperiness as your greatest defense, but deep inside, you feel truly empty. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2337 And how did that make you feel -- the no-slip sole? 1.2759 0.13033 29 25 0 4
2338 So you pursued a comedy career to compensate for your feelings of being discarded. Tell me more. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2339 Let's begin by peeling off the layers. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2340 So you say you felt hollow, empty, like a shell of what you once were... 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2341 Why do you think you cause so many others to slip up? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2342 How does that make you feel when you're called a fruit? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2343 He just made like a banana and split. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2344 Subject complains of not peeling well and trouble with slipping. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2345 So you used to be top-banana on Broadway, but aging made you lose your appeal? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2346 I'm headed for a split. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2347 Your actions will lead you down a slippery slope. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2348 You appear to be suffering from a classic case of banandonment. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2349 I don't know what it is. I just have this empty feeling. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2350 So, you're tired of being constantly cast aside. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2351 And when he slipped, how did that make you peel? 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2352 Trust me, you are a peeling! 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2353 Even though you say you feel empty inside, she cannot deny you're a peel. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2354 How long has this been eating you alive inside? 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2355 You can't let one slip up bring you down. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2356 You've got five seconds to get that banana back in the peel. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2357 Do you think you’re doing anything to contribute to this problem? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2358 Our goal is to face slapstick without the guilt. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2359 That's not really what we consider a Freudian slip. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2360 There better not be a banana in my tailpipe. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2361 Tell me, why do you feel so unfulfilled? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2362 You're not bananas; it's OK to feel empty inside. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2363 You don’t think you’re appealing? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2364 Tell me more about your mother's split personality. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2365 Oh... that's not normally what is meant when you say your wife wanted to split. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2366 Tell me about the split, again. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2367 We were a fun bunch, now I feel totally ripped off and discarded. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2368 I won't give a group rate for a split personality. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2369 It's normal. I'd say that most peels feel empty inside. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2370 I told you I was going bananas. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2371 I think you'd be happier with a Freudian analyst. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2372 We've gone over this before. Elvis was a drug addict. You have to stop blaming yourself. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2373 Slipped up again, did we? 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2374 And how does it feel to no longer be a phallic symbol? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2375 How long have you felt that people avoid you? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2376 I feel empty since our split. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2377 Now that my appearance has changed...I don't know which bathroom to use ? 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2378 Please, not another joke about Freudian Slips. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2379 Ever since the split, I feel like my insides have been eaten out. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2380 So, you think your slipping and something inside you is missing? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2381 So what makes you think you aren't appealing? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2382 Let's peel back the layers on how your parents slipped up. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2383 How do you think I feel, talking to a banana peel? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2384 It appears that therapy has gotten under your skin. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2385 Of course you feel like one more slip and it's all over. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2386 It sounds like you are realizing that drugs, sex and money will not fill the void. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2387 Unfortunately, split personalities run in your family. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2388 Yes, I guess you're appealing in an organic sort of way. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2389 I need your advice. I slipped up again. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2390 You still have appeal. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2391 Look on the bright side. You've still got appeal. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2392 So you're now feeling like the second banana ? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2393 You splay, I cross, that's why it's not gonna happen. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2394 How long have you had this feeling that you're just an empty suit...? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2395 Doc, I have nothing left inside. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2396 When he slipped, how did you feel about that? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2397 Yes, it is possible to have a good split. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2398 Taking people down for laughs—have you considered how it might hurt them? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2399 Sorry. Slip of the tongue. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2400 It's not unusual for a patient to split when therapy becomes uncomfortable. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2401 I can't believe I fell for you. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2402 So your last relationship left you feeling empty . . . 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2403 They put you in the refrigerator? That's cold! 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2404 We all have slips. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2405 Girls fall for me, Doc. I'm tellin' ya. One slip and they fall for me. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2406 At some stage we will have to move on from your feelings of being used only for a laugh and address your fear of peanut butter and bread. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2407 This is not what I meant when I said you should re-evaluate your core beliefs. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2408 And why do you feel unappealing? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2409 So... you say you take pleasure in people stepping all over you, but you're not sure whether you're a masochist or a sadist? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2410 Doc, you don't get it! People are always try to avoid me in the streets. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2411 So you tell me how you peel? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2412 Tell me more about Costa Rica. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2413 If you feel like a vegetable, it does not necessarily mean you're schizophrenic 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2414 You're a banana for God's sake. People are supposed to use you up and then throw you away. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2415 In spite of your brown spots, the clowns in your past, and your innate slipperiness, you still seem to have a certain appeal. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2416 I assure you it's off the record; you can slip away at any time. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2417 And how are we peeling...err, feeling today? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2418 Your mood issues might be caused by a potassium deficiency. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2419 Tell me about your parents' split. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2420 I never realized how much it took out of me to get that monkey off my back. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2421 You can't keep blaming yourself. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2422 Well, this is some troubling symbolism. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2423 When did you first begin to experience this feeling you were slipping? 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2424 How long have you felt your appeal was slipping. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2425 Your wife has no reason to be jealous of me. Have HER psychiatrist check her potassium levels. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2426 I feel my appeal is slipping, Doctor 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2427 I can't believe I slipped up like that. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2428 You need to realize your own appeal and stop letting yourself always get stepped on in relationships. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2429 I just feel so hollow inside. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2430 I get thrown away, stepped on, and cursed.......I should be happy why ? 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2431 It's always what's on the outside that matters. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
2432 I just feel empty and angry,i want to hurt people make them slip and fall. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
2433 I just haven't felt appealing since we split.... 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
2434 What makes you think a split _has_ a personality? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
2435 I don't know doc, I think I'm just tired of being sexually objectified. 1.2750 0.08761 40 31 7 2
2436 How did you feel after being discarded? 1.2750 0.09465 40 32 5 3
2437 Anything you say about a slip and fall lawsuit will be strictly confidential. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
2438 If you slip on me, would it be Freudian ? 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
2439 So you blame yourself for that man's slip-and-fall? 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
2440 What makes you feel everyone is trying to avoid you? 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2441 Tell me about your tree. 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
2442 I guess you are not happy to see me. 1.2727 0.09993 33 26 5 2
2443 So why are you tired of playing second banana? 1.2727 0.10900 33 27 3 3
2444 So you think you're a catalyzing force in people's demise? 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
2445 Lets talk about your feelings of emptiness. 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
2446 And how did you feel when he called you a fruit? 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
2447 Screw doctor-patient relations, you are appealing. 1.2727 0.10900 33 27 3 3
2448 If I accept your premise that you are a monkey trapped in a man's body, will you get off the ceiling fan? 1.2727 0.11736 33 28 1 4
2449 I never thought I'd meet the Invisible Man. 1.2727 0.11736 33 28 1 4
2450 Your insurance company will only pay for one of your split personalities. 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
2451 Now i'm thinking the split was a good thing... 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2452 Tell me more about how you caused your father's demise. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
2453 Yeah, I get it Mr. Dole, 'spilt' personalities are 'apeeling'. Clever. Now can we talk more about what the health teacher did to you? 1.2703 0.09991 37 30 4 3
2454 Tell me more about these feelings of abandonment. 1.2703 0.09209 37 29 6 2
2455 You need to find a thick-skinned role model. 1.2703 0.08355 37 28 8 1
2456 I am going to say some words, and you just say the first fruit that comes to your mind. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2457 What makes you think that your life is merely a punchline to one big joke? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2458 When we started you were green with envy, then you were yellow-bellied, and now this limp emptiness--I'm not sure you want to make progress. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2459 I've never heard of a Freudian slip and fall. What's that like for you? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2460 Will these bruises ever heal? 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2461 I think it's time you stopped trying to understand you're a peel, and just accept it. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2462 Yes, but why do you worry you won't be taken seriously? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2463 But you're more than a peeling. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2464 How often do you feel like this? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2465 Tell me when you first realized that you were´t a couch potato? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2466 Tell me more about feeling empty 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2467 No, an onion! We're trying to peel an onion here! 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2468 Really now? You think you're opening up? 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2469 How do you feel about people falling all over you? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2470 You need to become more comfortable in your own skin. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2471 Pleeeese, stop with the Freudian slip jokes! I get the irony. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2472 It wasn't a Freudian slip, it was just a regular slip. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2473 So you find yourself unappealing? 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2474 It depends on what your definition of "slip" is. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2475 I'm afraid I need to peel myself away--our time has slipped. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2476 How do you peel about that- ugh, sorry, trigger word. My mistake. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2477 I'm sorry I can't submit to your foot fetish. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2478 Let's talk about your recurring sense of emptiness. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2479 Why yes, I am Freudian trained. Why do you ask? 1.2692 0.13077 26 22 1 3
2480 No I won't get back over there and finish my lunch, I am a real therapist, I am a real therapist 1.2692 0.13077 26 22 1 3
2481 I'm glad to see you open up a little about your sex life. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2482 donkey kong ate my wife and children 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2483 Who and what am I? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2484 Don't feel so guilty. Tell them it was just a Freudian slip. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2485 No I would NOT like to slip into something more comfortable. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2486 It's no accident that you're here. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2487 And when did you start feeling like an objective correlative? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2488 How long have you felt like a joke? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2489 I'm just here to peel away at the edges of the story. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2490 I wasn't even his second banana. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2491 And what makes you think you've lost your appeal? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2492 Why are all you macho guys called Chiquita? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2493 Low potassium? Oh, please........... 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
2494 Our relationship is just fruitless. 1.2692 0.13077 26 22 1 3
2495 Define "Used fruit" 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2496 Tell me more about your Freudian slip. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2497 OK, let's peel back another layer. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2498 And why do you think it's eating you up inside? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2499 You've opened up, but I'm concerned you're starting to push people away. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2500 I'm sorry, I suppose food chain is an inappropriate analogy, but you didn't like slippery slope either. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2501 How long was it after he slipped that you began to have these feelings of guilt? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2502 Did she split or did you give her the slip? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2503 Mine is an inclusive practice--all gender identities, fauna, and flora. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2504 It is not at all unnatural to encounter feelings of emptiness given your recent circumstances 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2505 How have you felt like a joke. 1.2683 0.09255 41 33 5 3
2506 No Caitlyn, once it's gone, it's gone! 1.2683 0.08571 41 32 7 2
2507 You can't blame yourself. Accidents happen. 1.2683 0.07006 41 30 11 0
2508 How does that make you peel ... sorry, I mean feel? 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
2509 Sounds like a case of separation anxiety. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2510 Banana split personality IS a real diagnosis. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2511 Perhaps it was just a Freudian slip? 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
2512 Actually I deal with quite a lot of banana splits 1.2667 0.07385 45 34 10 1
2513 Why do you feel that everyone thinks of you as a big joke? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2514 "Sorry. He said 'CIGAR', not 'BANANA'. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2515 No, I wouldn't say you're not appealing. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2516 So tell me, why do you think you're a couch potato? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2517 I feel so used. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2518 What do you mean you're tired of tripping people up? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2519 Yes, I would say it should be quite normal to feel a little empty inside 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2520 Yes, I believe you are having some type of separation anxiety, but let's dig deeper. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2521 Your not a fruit! Explain? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2522 Alright Sigmund, sometimes a banana IS just a banana...is that what this is about? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2523 I just feel like everything is slipping by me! 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2524 This reminds me, I have to pick up my groceries. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2525 You're right, you are unappealing. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2526 I think we have achieved a breakthrough. You finally realize your life has not been fruitless. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
2527 She used me up, left me empty inside and just threw me away, Doc. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2528 Why do you feel people avoid you and when did you start peeling this way? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2529 What do you mean 'banana envy' doctor? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2530 I tend to lead to people's downfall. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2531 So, when did you first notice this sense of feeling hollow? 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
2532 What do YOU think the tailpipe dream means? 1.2667 0.08040 45 35 8 2
2533 "So why do you think you're a banana peel?' 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2534 I'm always typecast as the slippery guy 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2535 How dare you suggest I slip into something more comfortable! 1.2667 0.11679 30 25 2 3
2536 I feel so empty inside, so very unapeeling. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
2537 So after the baby, he split? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
2538 So when did you start feeling responsible for Freudian slips? 1.2653 0.08638 49 40 5 4
2539 One Freudian slip, and they're going to blame it on you. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
2540 And how did it make you feel, being the youngest of six? 1.2647 0.08764 34 26 7 1
2541 Tell me more about this emptiness you've been feeling. 1.2647 0.08764 34 26 7 1
2542 Looking at it positively, he may have left you but you still have a peel. 1.2647 0.08764 34 26 7 1
2543 So.. have you always felt this "need" to make people slip and fall? 1.2647 0.09728 34 27 5 2
2544 I feel like everyone avoids me 1.2647 0.09728 34 27 5 2
2545 Not every slip is Freudian; sometimes it's just slapstick. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
2546 So talk to me about why you believe people fall on you all the time. 1.2632 0.08992 38 30 6 2
2547 I thought I was pure banana. Then, I found out my mother was a plantain. 1.2632 0.07239 38 28 10 0
2548 Don't feel bad. Fruedian slips are not your fault. 1.2619 0.08389 42 33 7 2
2549 I feel guilty about the clown. 1.2619 0.07666 42 32 9 1
2550 The question isn’t, why didn’t they laugh? The question is, why do you think it’s funny? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2551 I don't know Doc, I keep slipping up. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2552 And why do you feel she was delighted over the split? 1.2609 0.08475 46 37 6 3
2553 Do others often lay blame on you for their slip ups? 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
2554 Help me understand why your Psychosexual development is stuck in the phallic stage. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2555 Sorry, I am strictly Jungian. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2556 So, you're still feeling empty? 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
2557 And why do you feel like you're always the fall guy? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2558 Just keep telling yourself "It's not my fault. It's not my fault". 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2559 Yes, we have no banana. Sorry to disappoint you. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2560 No one said life is a bowl of bananas. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2561 "I see . . . . and how did that make you peel? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2562 so...what did YOU slip on? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2563 What you've described here is textbook penis envy. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2564 Your mother was a soda jerk? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2565 You need to let go of Curious George and get on with your life. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2566 Tell me a little more about this "empty inside" feeling. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2567 But when they say they slipped on you, maybe it's just a metaphor. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2568 Tough skin, but empty inside. You remind me of my ex. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2569 You don't think it could've just been a Freudian slip? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2570 Tell me more about always feeling like the fall guy... 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2571 I can't take it anymore. I was organic before organic was cool. I almost had a run-in with kale last night. I used to be top dog for everyone's smoothie. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2572 And then...he gave me the slip ! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2573 So how long have you thought you were a banana? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2574 Hmm, I doubt whipped cream and a cherry would fill that empty feeling for long. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2575 Your time is up. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2576 Do you think your need to joke about "Freudian slips" may be masking something deeper? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2577 You slipped up. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2578 It is normal to feel empty inside after a banana split. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2579 Excuse me, but it's MY job to peel back the layers 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2580 How many slip-ups is this? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2581 Diagnosis? Classic split personality. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2582 Unfortunately at your age I don't think you'll ever recover what you've lost. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2583 So, when did you start feeling you weren't appealing? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2584 While you do have appeal, your wife is asking, "What's on the inside?" 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2585 I think you may be suffering from a split personality. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2586 Lately, I feel so empty. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2587 Would you mind if I leave first? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2588 I was spoiled rotten as a kid. Now I have no backbone. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2589 Do you know when you started feeling empty? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2590 Keep hanging out with that bunch and you'll lose your core value. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2591 My new in-laws are a bunch of nuts. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2592 It's natural to feel empty after a loss. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2593 I’m afraid that spending yet another session focusing on your abandonment issues may prove fruitless. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2594 What makes you believe you have a split personality? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2595 I know you feel empty inside, but don't you think it's wrong to blame all gorillas? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2596 Oh, I misunderstood. My receptionist said you were a *fried* plaintain. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2597 Not always. Sometimes a slip is just a slip. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2598 You have made such great progress unpeeling all those layers! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2599 Mr. Peel, calling your entire family bananas does seem like a Freudian slip. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2600 Of course there's more to you than just physical humor. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2601 Lately I just feel like I am slipping. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2602 So should we talk about how horrible chimpanzees are? 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2603 ... and in what way did you used to be funny? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2604 How do you think I peel? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2605 It could very well be that people keep giving you the slip because you're just too appealing! 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2606 50 years since “Mellow Yellow”... . forget about being a sudden craze 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2607 So how do you peel? 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2608 I don't peel too well. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2609 So you think your divorce took a lot out of you? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2610 You'll have to be hospitalized. You're a danger to others. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2611 I believe you may have banana-split-personality. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2612 Don't look at my legs and I won't look at your skin. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2613 "I've been feeling better about the split, but I can't get over the fact that she just took everything and tossed me out the window like a banana peel". 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2614 Was that a slip, or are you holding yourself responsible? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2615 It's just a Freudian slip; let's move on. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2616 It's separation anxiety. But you still have appeal. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2617 So you're telling me that you think people walk all over you. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2618 But how do you feel when people walk on you? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2619 And when did you develop this irrational fear of apes? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2620 Fruitless? Yellow? Slippery? Can you be more specific? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2621 Causing pratfalls is an attempt to compensate for your impotence. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2622 Peel back the layers of denial, and what're we left with? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2623 No you're not paranoid you do make people slip up 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2624 No. I'm pretty sure Freud wouldn't have appreciated that kind of slip. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2625 Transitioning into observational comedy is a slippery slope. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2626 And you say you’re tired of being walked on? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2627 I just feel so lonely since she split. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2628 Do you really believe that there is no such thing as an accident? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2629 Again, I apologize... But surely can understand why someone might titter when you say you have a 'bunch' of problems. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2630 So how much has this separation cost you? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2631 So when did your partner split? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2632 So she told you that you have "a peel," but no substance underneath, hmm? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2633 I just can't shake this schadenfreude... 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2634 I still feel terrified whenever someone mentions monkeys, or zoos. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2635 It all started when my parents split 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2636 Yes, most peels go through separation anxiety. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2637 I don't know - somehow I feel as if things are just slipping away. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2638 I think this is a classic case of splitting. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2639 I'd like us to focus on your early relationship with the bunch. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2640 Your guilt is from a Freudian slip. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2641 It's only normal to be experiencing separation anxiety. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2642 I really can't win for losing; I'm either over or under ripe! 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2643 How long have you felt you've lost your true inner essence? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2644 So when did you start blaming yourself for the slips of others? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2645 I've been robbed of my sex appeal. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2646 Let me get this: "Peel peel bo-beel, Banana-fana po’ feel?" 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2647 I know — it's not funny when people avoid you. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2648 This feeling of emptiness, is it after the slip and fall? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2649 ...I know, Rachael, but I assure you--you're genetically modified to NOT become your mother. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2650 Have you attempted suicide before? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2651 Orange you glad you split? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2652 '' But Nana, tell me why you feel so empty.'' 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2653 Clearly that ice cream parlor incident led to your split personality 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2654 He blames you? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2655 You have every right to feel "discarded"! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2656 I'm sorry but 'Going Bananas' is not a billable diagnosis. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2657 Freudian slip duly noted. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2658 So, you think you are responsible for the slipups of others? 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2659 The good news is you're not going bananas. The bad news is it's cause you're already there. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2660 Yes, it is an unusually long time to remain in the phallic stage. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2661 You say you feel empty inside. Why do you think that is? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2662 So, I see you have lost your inner being. Tell me more. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2663 You always feel stepped on? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2664 And how did it make you feel. . . being tossed out on the sidewalk? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2665 So, since the split you've felt empty? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2666 Is this some sort of joke? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2667 i guess you slipped up when you split... 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2668 It's just that I feel so empty inside.... 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2669 Are you insecure about always being the "fall guy"? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2670 Admitting that the slip was Freudian has been a major breakthrough. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2671 Why do you feel its not easy being green? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2672 As Freud said, 'Sometimes it's just a banana.... 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2673 You're depressed because no one finds you appealing? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2674 And when did you first feel like you were going bananas? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2675 Let's discuss your fear of fruit-based puns. What do you find so unappealing about them? Is it just that you've heard them a bunch? Sorry, I'm going to split. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2676 So my wife got nuts and I split. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2677 You have to stop blaming yourself. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2678 So for once, you feel that you slipped up? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2679 How about we get in touch with your inner fruit? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2680 Size doesn't always matter. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2681 So, when did people start calling you passive aggressive? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2682 Split personality ? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2683 It was a difficult split and I know you may never get over it, but I'm sorry to say that's how sundaes are made... 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2684 So you feel that to be called "Chiquita" is sexist . . . ? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2685 So how long were you and this 'Chiquita' engaged? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2686 Is it possible she might just be clumsy? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2687 I've never felt tallied. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2688 So, he slipped. We all slip. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2689 Lets get past the fact that you are garbage, and move on to relationships. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2690 How long has it been since the banana split? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2691 And she said i was to blame for her freudian slips! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2692 Why do you feel ice cream shops are the cause of your split personality? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2693 I think I know just the thing to help with your feelings of emptiness. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2694 So just when did you split 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2695 I was born on a plantation, moved to Hollywood but then I slipped up.......now I'm just a second banana. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2696 My whole life has been a joke..... 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2697 And so this reckless impulse to make people slip and fall, this started after the smoothie incident? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2698 Sometimes you work so hard to peel away a patient's exterior persona and there's just bupkis underneath it all. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2699 Let's begin with why you feel like you are prone to so many slipups. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2700 Do you often feel empty inside? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2701 You're not a nut case. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2702 So explain to me again why it's NOT what's on the inside that matters... 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2703 At what point did you start to feel him slipping away? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2704 My wife says I'm no longer her top banana. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2705 So you're depressed because your banana split, is that correct? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2706 You have to stop being the scapegoat for everyone else's slip ups! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2707 When did you first feel like your life was just slipping away? 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2708 Maybe it's just transference, but I find you appealing, too. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2709 I think we're split on this issue... 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2710 What do you mean, you'll slip up one day too? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2711 Why do you feel you have no appeal? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2712 Tell me about that void you feel inside. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2713 "You keep saying 'slippery slope,' doctor. It's a little offensive, really. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2714 It's not so much that I feel empty inside, it's that I feel used. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2715 If you want to you can be as funny as pie in the face 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2716 Look, it's a slippery slope, but we can go there if you need to... 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2717 I don't understand, Doc. I just feel empty inside. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2718 You can't escape responsibility by calling it a Freudian slip. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2719 Yes, it's hard to get over a split. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2720 Yes, I think we'd all have to agree that your life has been one big stupid joke. So let's move on. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2721 So when did you start feeling life was slipping away? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2722 Do you think being called a fruit is an insult? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2723 Why do you feel that your life is a slippery slope? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2724 You need to stop tripping people up. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2725 ...so you feel empty on the inside...like something very important is missing... 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2726 How did it make you feel when he peeled you? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
2727 I don't know... people just walk all over me and I find myself slipping into depression. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2728 ah Banana Ana Fo Fana, 'tis time for your fee fi fo fana 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2729 Well, I'd call that a classic Freudian slip. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2730 So when did this slippery-slope fixation begin? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2731 And how does being cliche' make you feel? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2732 You shouldn't feel guilty just for making people laugh. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2733 I agree feelings of emptiness can be consistent with narcissistic personality disorder, but perhaps we've overlooked something. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2734 It really isn't what's inside that counts 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2735 And when did you first notice everything was slipping away? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2736 It sounds to me like you have a split personality. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2737 So,how long have you felt like you were really a plantain on the inside? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2738 Yes, I see many cases of banana split personality disorder. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
2739 . . . so then I said "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" and he peeled me. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2740 I find you appealing despite your lack of substance. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
2741 I may not look like Freud, but I know a Freudian slip when I see one. 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2742 I just feel like I'm missing something. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
2743 The wrong people just keep falling for me. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
2744 What do YOU think a 60-year-old Austrian psychoanalyst in your dreams means? 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2745 Not to worry, it's slip covered. 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2746 I was nuts. Now I seem to be full-on bananas. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
2747 You’ve got to let go of the guilt. They’re supposed to slip on you. 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2748 So, you say you are splitting up? 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2749 Looks like someone made my job easier. 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2750 Why do you think you're so prone to Freudian Slips? 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
2751 So, how did you feel when someone stepped on you, slipped and fell? 1.2581 0.11329 31 26 2 3
2752 Oh, it slipped your mind, did it? 1.2581 0.07989 31 23 8 0
2753 Comparing my childhood to my sister's is like apples and oranges, she said... 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2754 Let's revisit your relationship with your mother...the whipped cream, the red cherry. Sounds like a classic case of the Freudian Split. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
2755 'Me thinned skin, I doubt it. You're the one on the couch." 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2756 Frankly, you don't even look bruised. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
2757 Stop with the Freudian slip jokes, already! 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2758 So you've made some slip ups... Tell me more. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
2759 A split personality is not out of the question. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
2760 I sense your slipping away from me. 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
2761 We've been making progress, but lately it seems that you're slipping a little. 1.2571 0.07495 35 26 9 0
2762 okay Chaquita what have you come to say? 1.2571 0.09476 35 28 5 2
2763 Mhm ... and how does that make you peel? 1.2571 0.08543 35 27 7 1
2764 It's like I have nothing more to contribute. I feel used, empty inside. 1.2571 0.10325 35 29 3 3
2765 Emotionally, this is a slippery slope. 1.2571 0.09476 35 28 5 2
2766 "How long do you feel you've been slipping? 1.2571 0.07495 35 26 9 0
2767 Another Freudian slip? 1.2564 0.08784 39 31 6 2
2768 I'll never be anything but a punchline 1.2564 0.08784 39 31 6 2
2769 Obviously, you aren't as excited to see me any more. 1.2564 0.07979 39 30 8 1
2770 We need to start by peeling back the layers in order to uncover the problem 1.2564 0.08784 39 31 6 2
2771 I just feel like everybody keeps stepping on me. 1.2558 0.08214 43 34 7 2
2772 I can't date my clients sweetie, its slippery slope. 1.2558 0.09467 43 36 3 4
2773 You shouldn't compare yourself to that young kale smoothie. You have your own value. 1.2558 0.07510 43 33 9 1
2774 How many times do I have to get stepped on before it's not funny anymore? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
2775 And why do you feel your life is just a big joke? 1.2500 0.08980 32 25 6 1
2776 So, why do you think it would be fruitless to try? 1.2500 0.08980 32 25 6 1
2777 Why, what does a banana symbolize to you? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
2778 What do you mean, 'Sometimes a banana is just a banana.'? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2779 What do you feel when you hear "banana split"? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2780 Not only can I tell what part of you is missing, I can assure you it was delicious. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2781 I'm afraid you have split personality disorder. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2782 How long have you been peeling this way? 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
2783 I know how you peel. 1.2500 0.07777 32 24 8 0
2784 Yes but let's focus on your appeal. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2785 This guy you've been dating sounds like a real MONKEY! 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2786 What I hear you saying is that being the subject of lame, slap-stick humor can lead to feelings of emptiness. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2787 And did you begin to experience these feelings of depression when you realized that you were never going to be top banana? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2788 ' I just feel so empty on the inside you know..' 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2789 Larry, you can still take pride in your professional accomplishments even if you're only second banana at the firm. 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
2790 Let's try something you may find more appealing. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
2791 Are you ready to talk about your feelings of emptyness? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2792 Sometimes a penis is just a penis. 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
2793 So you've felt a strong loss of purpose ever since the decline of vaudeville? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
2794 Actually, you're my first post-op banana. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
2795 We'll, if we go down that road, we're on that slippery slope you always end up on! 1.2500 0.08047 44 35 7 2
2796 When did you begin to feel like a second? 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
2797 So, she stepped on you. How do you feel about that? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2798 Have you ever had this feeling of complete emptiness before? 1.2500 0.09029 24 18 6 0
2799 Do you fear you might enjoy hurting the people that step on you? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
2800 And when he slipped on you, Nan, how did it make you peel? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2801 All right now. I think we've had quite enough monkey business! 1.2500 0.07804 40 31 8 1
2802 It all started in Ecuador! I was the smallest of the bunch.........! 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
2803 It's not your fault he slipped and on fell on you. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
2804 I know you have a peel, but it is not good for your mental health to think that everyone falls for you. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2805 Tell me about when you first felt like a plantain. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
2806 Was that a Freudian slip? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2807 Tell me more about this fear that you're at the end of your sell-by date. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2808 Listen Slick, one more "cute little old lady falling for me" and we're finished. 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
2809 I am so frustrated! They blame ME for all of the slip-ups at work!! 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2810 The split has been so hard on the kids that they're considering a foster home. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
2811 Why do you always think it's your fault? 1.2500 0.09029 24 18 6 0
2812 How does this stereotyping as something to slip on make you feel? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2813 I'm sorry but I never date a patient. 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
2814 No, I am not a Freudian. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2815 We all feel unfulfilled at some point in our lives. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2816 You know sometimes a banana is only a banana. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2817 Does anybody else in your family have the same problem? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
2818 How does allowing things to slip make you feel? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2819 Tell me what you mean by, "I feel like I've been slipping lately." 1.2500 0.08980 32 25 6 1
2820 My previous client wanted to apologize for the fruit bowl mix-up. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
2821 What do you mean "you slipped up"? 1.2500 0.09029 24 18 6 0
2822 I'm just curious, which fruit recommended me? 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
2823 I'm tired of people stepping on me. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
2824 Yeah, sometimes life does feel like a slippery slope. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2825 Why does nobody understand I am a plantain? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
2826 Perhaps they're laughing with you? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
2827 Do you often make a Freudian slip? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
2828 How long have you felt like you're 'missing something'? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
2829 Sometimes a slip is just a slip. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2830 I said "How did that make you feel, not how did that make you peel." 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2831 >> And how does that make you peel--I mean, feel? >>*Sigh*...Like I'm going bananas. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2832 How long has it been since you "went bananas?" 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2833 I think we've established that your anxiety started when your parents split. 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
2834 You're going to have to start taking yourself seriously first. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2835 So, if I'm understanding you correctly, you're worried that corporate might be looking to replace you because your current comedic skill-set has become outmoded? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2836 Blender-phobia is my specialty. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
2837 Maybe slap-stick comedy just isn't you're calling! 1.2500 0.08586 40 32 6 2
2838 What do mean when you say you sometimes go bananas? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2839 "I am more than just a slip up". 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
2840 I've got news for you. Sometimes a slip is just a slip. 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
2841 All things considered, I'd say thinking about bananas all the time is not a sexual thing in your case. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
2842 Things were going great until she split! 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2843 Well I suppose I first started acting out when my father split 1.2500 0.08333 36 28 7 1
2844 We can finish talking about your peelings next week; it's time for me to split. 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
2845 No, it's not a cliche to feel emasculated 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
2846 Peeling better? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2847 You mustn't let 'low comedy' define you. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2848 Let's explore why your mother found you unappealing. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2849 I'm afraid you're suffering from a severe case of split personality disorder. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2850 Have you ever lost anything that meant a lot to you? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
2851 I really feel like I've been slipping lately 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
2852 And then, I just got up and split. 1.2500 0.10040 32 26 4 2
2853 The technical term for it is Dissociative Identity Disorder. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2854 I know you are feeling slippery right now but its just a phase. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2855 So, she finally split on you? Tell me...how did that make you peel?" 1.2500 0.08047 44 35 7 2
2856 Have you ever considered the possibility that they might be laughing **with** you? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
2857 Tell me about your rotten childhood. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
2858 'So how long have you felt like you should have been born a plantain?' 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
2859 How are you peeling? I mean...feeling? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
2860 You're upset over your split! 1.2500 0.07360 44 34 9 1
2861 And you're depressed because no one slipped on you? 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
2862 Tell me more about your feelings of aban(ana)donment! 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2863 Why blame yourself if it was only a Freudian slip? 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
2864 Tell me how you really peel 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2865 Have you ever thought that maybe other people are afraid of walking all over you? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2866 So where do you think this need to separate and split from the bunch comes from? 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
2867 Sometimes I feel like I'm slipping from reality. 1.2439 0.08396 41 33 6 2
2868 I'm putting you on 10mg of Producezac. 1.2439 0.09093 41 34 4 3
2869 you're responsible for the slip, but not the fall. 1.2439 0.07635 41 32 8 1
2870 First dumped, then stepped on! I can't take it any more! 1.2439 0.08396 41 33 6 2
2871 So tell me again why your parents split. 1.2432 0.09009 37 30 5 2
2872 You need to stop this monkey business before it's too late. 1.2432 0.08133 37 29 7 1
2873 Sometimes I feel like a fruit; sometimes I don't. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2874 It feels like life is just slipping by. 1.2424 0.07576 33 25 8 0
2875 So...you think your not appealing ? 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
2876 Tell me more about your peelings. 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
2877 I thought I had tough skin, by I always feel empty inside. 1.2424 0.08737 33 26 6 1
2878 Orange you glad I didn't say banana? 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
2879 And how does being the brunt of so many jokes make you feel? 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
2880 I don't do "Freudian." 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
2881 Doctor, I think I'm slipping. 1.2424 0.07576 33 25 8 0
2882 This separation is making me feel like garbage. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
2883 why do you feel you are not appealing 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
2884 This isn't right, but I think I'm falling for you. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
2885 We need to peel back your memories so hopefully you won't slip up again. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
2886 Try to think of all those jokes you've appeared in as a form of popularity... 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
2887 So when did you feel life was slipping away from you? 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
2888 Now that you are halfway towards your transition into a Donut, how are you feeling about your decision? 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
2889 In order to peel away the layers of your problems I'd suggest group...I mean bunch...therapy. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
2890 You're overthinking things - it was just a minor slip-up. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
2891 Why do you feel your life is slipping away? 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
2892 I don't care if you're just the peel. Stop looking up my skirt! 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
2893 I feel empty since Chiquita left me. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
2894 Doc, I can't take the Freudian banana jokes anymore. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
2895 Well it's not unethical to eat your client if your hungry and it's a fruit. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
2896 Everyone can't be the cherry on top of the sundae. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
2897 Today let's discuss why you feel so unappealing. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
2898 You present quite literally. You have a split personality disorder..... 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
2899 The bystanders who laughed may be feeling guilt too. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
2900 I feel so empty inside. This session has been fruitless. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
2901 No one will step on me . . . 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
2902 I just can't get over the split. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
2903 Your guilt complex isn't difficult to understand. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
2904 Things just haven't been the same since hover boards. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2905 And you said you feel that people don't find you appealing? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2906 You were telling me about your obsessive thoughts that everyone goes out of their way to avoid you. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
2907 Don't tell me you've slipped again 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
2908 Freudian slips are the least of my problems. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
2909 It's not love, it's Doctor-peel transference 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2910 That's confidential. Banana is also my client. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2911 Your diagnosis is split personality. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2912 Sounds like empty-peel syndrome. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2913 It seems you still exhibit hostility about your childhood on the plantation. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
2914 Believe me, beauty IS skin deep. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
2915 My diagnosis is that you fear everyone you meet is going to fall down. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2916 Explain to me why you feel people look at you as slippery and that you have no appeal. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2917 I don't make people laugh anymore. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2918 Sure you have thick skin, but I also detect pathological narcissism and a sensitivity stemming from unrealistic expectations. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2919 You have to move past this. People slip on things all the time. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
2920 I just feel like they just keep stepping on me. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2921 I need you to open up more. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
2922 It's not what is your problem, but what are you? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
2923 No, Mr. Peel, I do not want to slip on something more comfortable. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2924 Now, tell me why you and your wife split. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2925 And then, she just slipped ... 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
2926 What makes you say that you aren't getting any traction in your relationships? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2927 Well, so much for self-actualization. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
2928 Gotta be a split personality. I'd bet a month of sundaes on it. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2929 While I also find you appealing, we must keep this professional. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2930 Tell me more about your struggle with 'split' personality. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2931 What about transitioning straight to mulch? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
2932 This must've been a devastating split-up. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2933 I understand you feel empty, but you are appealing. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
2934 I think it is narcissistic of you to think that everyone falls for you. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
2935 And how do you feel when she says you are not apeeling? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
2936 Every slip isn't necessarily Freudian. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2937 We're here for you to peel back the layers. Don't bunch it all up inside. 1.2400 0.13266 25 22 0 3
2938 How long have you had this empty feeling? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2939 That plum job can still be yours. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2940 They're not completely without fault. After all, yellow does signal caution. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2941 So tell me more about Daiquiri. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
2942 Everything was great in Costa Rica. Now I'm feeling somewhat discarded. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2943 So you feel you have a split personality? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2944 You feel the hilarity of someone slipping on you doesn’t compensate you for the pain of being stepped on? I’m sorry – I treat standup comedians on Thursdays only. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2945 Your parents were in a split when you were younger? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
2946 ...and you think subconsciously you wanted him to slip? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2947 So, tell me about this new emptiness you feel, and why you think you're such a danger to others. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2948 Can you tell me more about the man that ate you? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2949 So, let's explore why you enjoy watching people slip. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2950 So you're saying due to the popularity if plantains, you ego is now bruised? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2951 So you feel like part of you has been missing ever since the incident with the gorilla? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2952 When did you first start having nightmares of gorillas? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2953 Berry, I know you are misunderstood, but you have thick skin. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2954 So when you yelled back, 'Eat my lunch, Buddy!' what did you expect? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2955 But what about MY peelings! 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2956 Now, Mr. banana peel you said you like to give people the slip... tell me more about that. 1.2381 0.07474 42 33 8 1
2957 Your slip is showing. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2958 So when did you start feeling that you had lost your appeal? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2959 Thank you; I find you appealing too. 1.2368 0.06989 38 29 9 0
2960 So what time of the day do you find yourself more appealing? 1.2368 0.06989 38 29 9 0
2961 'Tell me more about how you think the chimpanzee was using you in your relationship.' 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2962 I was doing so well and then I slipped. 1.2353 0.09496 34 28 4 2
2963 You're tired of slippery jokes, I get that; but let's peel back another layer. 1.2353 0.09496 34 28 4 2
2964 I know, it’s a such cliché, but I’ve fallen over you… 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2965 I'm just tired of being the fall guy all the time. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
2966 Let's peel back some layers of memory... 1.2333 0.07854 30 23 7 0
2967 So you tripped him. Then what? 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
2968 Why do YOU think you keep trying to give people the slip? 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
2969 "That one slipped right by me". 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
2970 You know, sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
2971 So size is the big issue. 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
2972 He always said I'm nothing without him... 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
2973 Let's talk about why you don't think you're a-peeling. 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
2974 So, how was week's experiment with oral sex? 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
2975 So you feel empty, rejected and slippery 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
2976 Yes, you could say we both make a lot of 'bread'. 1.2333 0.11430 30 26 1 3
2977 When did you start feeling as though people were always stepping on you? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
2978 We got into a big argument, and than she split. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
2979 Tell me why you feel life is slipping away. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
2980 For me, it was love; but he only wanted my flesh. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
2981 I dunno doc, it just feels like the whole world is slipping away from me. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
2982 So how would you describe your appeal? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
2983 Why do you think your always tripping people up? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
2984 Therapy just never seemed appealing 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
2985 I have become a couch potato 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
2986 And when did you first feel yourself slipping? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
2987 And why do YOU think they won't consider you for dramatic roles, Miss Peel? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
2988 Or...could the reason you feel empty inside stem back to your childhood? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
2989 It's so difficult for me to peel back any more layers 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
2990 I hear you saying you feel empty and wonder if you still have appeal? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
2991 You're only bananas when you're with the rest of your bunch. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
2992 It's biological. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
2993 No more weddings. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
2994 Don't blame yourself! He took a Freudian slip. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
2995 The truth is, no one _really_ falls for your type. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
2996 I don't think she meant to say your existence was banal. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
2997 You're saying everyone you love always slips up. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
2998 It sounds like someone used you and just split. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
2999 So, you're feeling a bit split lately? I think I can dole you out a prescription. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3000 Gretta, life isn't always going to be vitamins C, B-6 and potassium. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3001 I always wondered what made a Freudian slip. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3002 So I presume you need help with the recent split? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3003 Okay, so no one's ever slipped on you, get over it! 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3004 When did you first realize that you were losing your grip. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3005 What do you mean when you say you feel "empty inside"? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3006 And how does that make you feel when someone steps on you? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3007 It's time for a change. You're empty inside. Your words are slippery; your behavior's rotten. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3008 Nonsense. You are a peeling. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3009 I'm diagnosing you with a Split Personality 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3010 That's quite the Freudian slip. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3011 You can choose to focus on what you've lost, or you can focus on the happiness you've brought to others. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3012 Well THAT'S a slippery slope. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3013 So you would say that leaving the others in the bunch was liberating at first, right? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3014 So you're feeling a void? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3015 Was it Freudian? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3016 And tell me again why you think people laugh at you 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3017 And just why do you feel Donald Trump's hair is making fun of you? 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3018 Sure, no cholesterol, low fat, great potassium, but I still feel dissatisfied... 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3019 I'm afraid we don't accept patients on the Dole 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3020 Tell me more about your feeling of emptiness. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3021 I've overcome the abandonment issues and my addiction to slapstick comedy but the personal injury lawsuits are killing me 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3022 So tell me how you felt the first time someone slipped on you. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3023 And why do you think that your life is slipping away? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3024 And did you feel this way before you were peeled? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3025 Once again, why did yor date fall for you? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3026 Sometimes a banana doesn't want to be just a banana. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3027 I'm worried I'm going to start slipping again. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3028 Great, another manspreader... 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3029 So you had a slip up... 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3030 I guess you are just a Freudian slip. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3031 So today i wanted us to focus on your bananal fixation. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3032 I'd like to refer you to a Skinnerian. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3033 So, why do you think everyone falls for you? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3034 Not another case of split personality disorder... 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3035 You're claiming that you're responsible for the Freudian slip?! 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3036 Banana Who 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3037 I'm tired of always being the fall guy. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3038 It wasn't your fault somebody slipped on you. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3039 I know it's wrong, but I think I'm falling for you. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3040 Doctor, I have this recurring dream of someone slipping on me while standing next to an open grave. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3041 You sure are a mouthful. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3042 We don't use the "B" word in psychotherapy. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3043 Ok, go ahead and tell me about your latest slip-up. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3044 So - you don't find it funny anymore? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3045 It sounds to me like people weren't laughing at YOU so much as they were laughing at the entire situation. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3046 How long have you felt so hollow? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3047 Let's talk more about your peelings… 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3048 Well, Chiquita, another hour has slipped by. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3049 I would ask how things are going, but I see we are headed down a slippery slope. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3050 Why do you feel you're just a shell of your former self 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3051 So when did you discover just how slippery Life can be?? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3052 I know, I slipped up again! 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3053 Some people say I have appeal, but I feel so empty. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3054 How did you really feel after she slipped? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3055 The correct pronunciation is still "flak´sid," but do go on. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3056 And so I told him, "I wasn't asking to be eaten because I wore this." 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3057 I just feel so empty inside 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3058 I apologize for wearing heels today... I will make a note that they are a trigger for your anxiety. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3059 I'm not falling for you -- that's transference talking. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3060 Let's role play—I'll be the banana peel and you be the one slipping 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3061 I don't think they're laughing AT you, they're laughing BECAUSE of you 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3062 My advice is you can't let the world eat your insides out. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3063 We all slip. It's getting back up that takes courage. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3064 You don't seem happy to see me. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3065 And why is that a Freudian slip? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3066 Seriously? You're not "peeling" very well? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3067 A diagnoses of "he went bananas" is so 80's. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3068 So, you feel that others around you are slipping, but not you? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3069 How can you say, "It's like peeling an onion?" 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3070 Doc, I'm in a bit of a slippery situation. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3071 Nobody slips on me anymore 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3072 I just don't find life appealing. 1.2308 0.12779 26 23 0 3
3073 Most of my pals have split too. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3074 Tell me again why you don't think your appealing. 1.2308 0.12779 26 23 0 3
3075 When exactly did your obsession with Jerry Lewis begin? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3076 You say Tony Soprano recommended that you come here? 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3077 You have to forgive yourself. Nobody could have seen that coming. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3078 So just face it, you're a slip and fall lawyer born in the wrong body. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3079 I think most of your issues can be traced back to when your parents split. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3080 When did you start pretending you were an octopus?. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3081 Sometimes a banana is only a banana. And now our time is up. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3082 Sorry, I didn't hear that, I have a banana in my ear. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3083 I’m not just slippery when wet. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3084 And you're afraid people think you have split personality? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3085 Not longer being ripe doesn't mean you're rotten. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3086 My girlfriend says I'm all appeal , and no substance! 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3087 Well, recently I've had this empty feeling. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3088 Really, it was just a slip of the tongue. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3089 I'm better with the layers of an onion. 1.2308 0.07759 39 31 7 1
3090 Now, you say you've been experiencing a lot of slip ups lately? 1.2308 0.07759 39 31 7 1
3091 Accident schmaccident. Now tell me about your mother. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3092 So when people step all over you, you lash out and make them fall? 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3093 Perhaps you are enabling the poor treatment by allowing others to step on you. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3094 Now that you have peeled away all my defences, can you put me back together? 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3095 Freudian slip? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3096 At least you still have your peelings. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3097 This could be a slippery slope to your old ways. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3098 I hear your arguments , but you must decide . No more split decisions. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3099 So you feel you unconsciously willed him to fall? 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3100 I only get laughs when people step on me. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3101 I've been thinking, Doc. Maybe sometimes a banana peel really is just a banana peel. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3102 My whole life is a slippery slope. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3103 Let's not talk about the split; let's talk about the bruises. 1.2308 0.08585 39 32 5 2
3104 How long have you felt empty inside? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3105 Oh god, he split on me.... 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3106 We've finally stripped off your peel and reached the core of your problems. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3107 So tell me, Mr. Cavendish, what's eating you today? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3108 No, they don't have a name yet for fear of causing others to fall. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3109 So how long have you been feeling empty inside? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3110 Try to work on pulling yourself together. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3111 Trump's rhetoric about imports concerns me too. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3112 People just don't find me appealing. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3113 Never call yourself 'trash' when you are undeniably compostable. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3114 I am glad you are able to peel back your feelings. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3115 You've been through a horrible trauma. It's okay to feel empty inside. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
3116 I can only agree - peeling from the bottom is simply... inhuman. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3117 Well, it depends. Did you want to make her fall? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3118 I feel like I'm slipping in and out of reality. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3119 She keeps telling me I have a split personality. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3120 It seems my last patient left their banana peel on my chair. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3121 It's clear you have some abandonment issues. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3122 So, your mother was your first victim? 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3123 Yes, I told the orange I was glad he was not a banana, but I was just going along with the joke. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3124 Peeling, splitting and bruising? Your issues have ripened since I've last seen you, where should we start? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3125 Sorry. 'Nuts' would have been more diplomatic 1.2308 0.07759 39 31 7 1
3126 So, you were once a large phallic symbol. But you gave that away for the starring role in a dessert flambé. Now, you are an empty shell and spend your days causing falls. Tell me, Mr. Peele, have you considered running for President? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3127 No. Just leave it there or you'll give him all the power. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3128 If it makes you feel any better, I ate you for more than your flavor. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3129 Now tell me why you and your other half split? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3130 I only accept Apple Pay. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3131 Maybe next session we can discuss your fear of sliding into oblivion. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3132 Finally we are ripe for discussion 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3133 No, I think you're appealing. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3134 I'm hearing that it was really hard for you when your dad split. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3135 And how does that make you feel when people now think you're an orange knocking at their door? 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
3136 The biodegradation...people avoid me on the sidewalk...I feel so empty. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3137 I'm tired of being the scapegoat. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3138 Let's begin with your Herbaceous phase. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3139 Good work! You've discovered your inner self. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3140 You're looking for assurance that you still have appeal, but isn't that a slippery slope? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3141 ...and why do you feel it's a slippery slope? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
3142 You say you used to be hilarious; OK, let's work on that. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3143 So you feel like your life is slipping away? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
3144 You are afraid of monkeys and have penis envy! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
3145 Isn't it always about the monkey on your back? 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
3146 Oh, Dear! I didn't mean "literally." 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
3147 I think all of my troubles started after my parents split 1.2286 0.08287 35 28 6 1
3148 On impulse, I agreed to a split, and now I'm desolate. 1.2286 0.07201 35 27 8 0
3149 I feel like my life has been slipping away from me. 1.2286 0.08287 35 28 6 1
3150 People are always walking all over me. 1.2286 0.08287 35 28 6 1
3151 I was stripped and left for dead; you shouldn't be surprised that I retaliated by tripping him. 1.2286 0.09245 35 29 4 2
3152 It's going to be a while before you feel whole again. 1.2286 0.09245 35 29 4 2
3153 The monkeys are just tearing my family apart. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
3154 I feel like everyone thinks I'm just a big joke. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
3155 Why do you think you feel so out of touch with your inner self? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
3156 I feel like I've lost my sex appeal 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
3157 I think you're starting down a slippery slope. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
3158 How did that make you peel? 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
3159 We need to move beyond these Freudian slips. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
3160 You say you're insecure but I find you to be very appealing. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
3161 I don't find my life as appealing as it once was. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
3162 You'll just have to come to terms with your role as comic relief. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
3163 So, when did this fear of people stepping on you begin? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
3164 Sometimes I feel like all skin and no substance. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
3165 Maybe you should try being the victim for once, and see how that feels. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
3166 You feel guilty because of a "Freudian Slip" 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
3167 So, tell me, what makes you feel used an tossed aside ? 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
3168 Let's explore more deeply these dreams where you're being chased by an ice cream truck 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
3169 So you feel that people are avoiding you. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
3170 Don't worry. I've concealed your identity. I called you The Orange Peel Man. 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
3171 And then, she just split. 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
3172 Your inner mind has devoured itself. 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
3173 Tell me about your survivor guilt. 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
3174 Yes, you are quite appealing. But therapist/client relationships are always a slippery slope. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3175 I'm sorry, I slipped up. 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
3176 So you identify as a plantain in a banana peel… 1.2258 0.10064 31 26 3 2
3177 We're going to try something new today. 1.2258 0.10064 31 26 3 2
3178 Besides feeling empty , what else is troubling you? 1.2258 0.10064 31 26 3 2
3179 Tell me, how long have you been feeling unappealing? 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
3180 Sometimes I feel like I'm the one slipping 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
3181 My friends think I have appeal, but my enemies say I'm a slippery character 1.2258 0.10064 31 26 3 2
3182 What do you mean by, "profound emptiness"? 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
3183 Is it my fault that people keep slipping on me? 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
3184 There is no such thing as a 'Freudian Slip'. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar! 1.2258 0.10064 31 26 3 2
3185 I wouldn't say the need to be slipped on is masochistic, per se, but you may be playing into society's expectations a teeny bit. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
3186 Sometimes a banana is just a banana. Sometimes a banana is just a banana. Sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3187 So how did you slip up? 1.2222 0.08078 36 29 6 1
3188 Now I understand what they meant by "side-effects." 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
3189 ...and then he said I was smothering him with all my peelings 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3190 I got 99 problems but appeal ain't one. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3191 Let's go back to the first time someone slipped on you. How did that make you feel? 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
3192 I sense an alienation from your inner core. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
3193 Pardon my slip. 1.2222 0.07027 36 28 8 0
3194 You are suffering from P.T.S.D. You witnessed him being cut up and put into a cereal bowl. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3195 Another slip up? 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
3196 I appeal to you to return to the bunch. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3197 And then she swallowed me whole 1.2222 0.07027 36 28 8 0
3198 So when did you first notice this feeling of emptiness? 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
3199 Do you find yourself slipping? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
3200 So, how did your mother feel about your passion for tort reform? 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
3201 Thanks, Obamacare! 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
3202 So how do you feel about that particular monkey? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3203 Now, about those slip-ups... 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3204 I'm just tired of being stepped on doc like I'm some joke. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3205 My inner self slipped away 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
3206 I sense you're feeling abandoned ... 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3207 So you feel you're losing appeal... 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3208 My first approach would be to assure you that your ancestors are not responsible for Dr. Freud's theory. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
3209 How did you feel after the split? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3210 I'm glad that you've opened up to me, but let's try to keep this impersonal. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3211 Sometimes a banana is just a banana. But a peel - that's when things get slippery. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
3212 There are a bunch of problems I want to talk about. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3213 "How long have you felt like you were just 'one in a bunch'? 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
3214 Last week you felt soft. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3215 Sometimes everyone feels a little empty. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3216 Frankly, I don't find this session that appealing. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3217 How would you like it, Doc, if they ripped off all of your clothes? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
3218 So, how do you fell after the split? 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
3219 My dad was a real fudge-up. When I was ten, he split. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
3220 I slipped up and now we're headed for splitsville. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3221 Why do you think people don't find you appealing ? 1.2188 0.08677 32 26 5 1
3222 Okay, Chiquita, what did you do to make them put you in the refrigerator? 1.2188 0.08677 32 26 5 1
3223 When did you first feel that you were coming "unpeeled"? 1.2188 0.07425 32 25 7 0
3224 Can you elaborate on this empty feeling? 1.2188 0.08677 32 26 5 1
3225 "You're not responsible for other people's behavior. If they slip and fall, that's their shtick. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3226 It's just a confidence issue Doc, in social circles I feel like I'm always being stepped on, and you know with my history that I can't afford another slip-up. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3227 Your suggestion that this endeavor is fruitless could be interpreted as a projection. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
3228 No, I can't say I've had any patients just like you. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
3229 That is not what is meant by the term Freudian slip. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
3230 So you feel that you open yourself up too much in relationships? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
3231 Banana envy? 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
3232 I'm just a shell of what I once was. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3233 Don't tell me...you are slipping back again. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
3234 So you're feeling somewhere above dog poo but still below a puddle? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3235 Tell me again about your mango envy 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
3236 Do you think I have a split personality? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3237 And this feeling started after you were separated from your family? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3238 There is more to life than slip and fall. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
3239 You think I'm crazy, don't you? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
3240 I think we all struggle with feeling of emptiness on some level. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3241 Doctor, I need help. I split on my wife. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3242 So, why do you feel 'used'? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
3243 Things have been pretty rough ever since the split. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3244 So you don't find yourself appealing anymore? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
3245 Don't you ever try to slip up on me like that again! 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
3246 It's perfectly normal to be upset. No one in your condition would want to be called a plantain. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
3247 I've been missing my banana something terribly these last few months 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3248 You're slipping. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3249 I'm having trouble getting any traction in my work. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
3250 Why do you feel being unpeeled makes you unappealing? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3251 Why do you think you give people the slip? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3252 Being bananas doesn't qualify you for running for president. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3253 My professional opinion is that you're giving me the 'slip'. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3254 This last split has been really hard on me. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3255 Sometimes we overlook the simplest of explanations for our problems. The reason you feel so empty inside, Reginald, is that your father didn't show you affection as a child. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
3256 So in your dream, my little Chiquita, the pedestrian steps on you and falls backward into a vat of ice cream. You shout "Cherry." This, I'm afraid, is a classic case of Banana Split Personality. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
3257 So tell me, when did your life start slipping away? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3258 Every time I get my life together, I cause someone else to slip. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
3259 I'd rather you sit. I'm a Freudian and I would hate to slip. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3260 I know I should have considered the consequences, but it was so funny in the cartoons 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3261 Have you considered not trying to be funny all the time? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3262 It's usually best to establish trust before opening up to someone. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
3263 I told you the flesh was weak. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
3264 You're co-dependent. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
3265 Have you always had a fear of sidewalks? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3266 Tell me how that makes you peel. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
3267 I'm flattered, but let's talk about what makes YOU appealing. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3268 Most people go through life without slipping on me even once. So why does everyone treat me like I'm a piece of garbage? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3269 Was that uncomfortable for you? 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
3270 At first I thought you might be suffering from a split personality, but now I’ve come to believe that you are a slippery, thin skinned, hollow shell of a fruit case. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
3271 Sorry, we only do couple's therapy. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3272 So how did you feel when she said she was no longer happy to see you? 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
3273 Actually 'sex appeal' doesn't mean that. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
3274 I don't think they're laughing *at* you. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3275 OK, Why are you here today? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3276 I'm diagnosing you a slipzophrenic. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3277 Sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3278 Being a Foster child didn't work out so well for me... 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3279 You don't look delusional to me, really. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3280 Our time is up now. Please cleanup your string residue this time. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3281 Can we move this along, I gotta split. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
3282 You're so much more than the descendant of a movie prop. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
3283 Not to fret, we have plenty to work on other than your inner self. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
3284 Why do you think you feel so empty? 1.2162 0.07880 37 30 6 1
3285 We both knew this day would come. How do you feel about the next stage of your life and career? 1.2162 0.08781 37 31 4 2
3286 Did you know your farmer? 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
3287 I'm just tired of constantly getting stepped on, you know? 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
3288 You really shouldn't worry so much. I'm sure people find you appealing. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
3289 You need to get out and mingle; maybe enter a nut-loaf. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
3290 You say you feel Kafkaesque? 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
3291 Tell me about your Freudian slips. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
3292 Whoever told you that you were a worthless piece of trash; They were right. You are a worthless piece of trash. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
3293 So your dad split when you pretty young, huh? 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
3294 I'm tired of being the butt of everyone's joke. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
3295 Well, I can certainly see how you would feel that way. However, I don't feel your entire life is a joke. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
3296 If you could be a person, who would you be? 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
3297 Sometimes I feel myself slipping back into my old ways. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
3298 Let's return to the monkey business that we were exploring in our last session. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
3299 You want Freud to slip. How about this, " Sometimes a banana is just a banana". 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
3300 If I have such appeal why is everyone avoiding me!? 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
3301 "I think we're getting to the core now"! 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
3302 It must be hard to avoid feeling discarded. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
3303 Let's discuss how you keep slipping toward me on that couch... 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
3304 You feel like you are just one of the bunch? 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
3305 And you say that's when you started to feel things were slipping? 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
3306 And why do you believe it is your fault? 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
3307 You likely would've had a better result with group therapy. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
3308 Forgive yourself. You didn't intend for anyone to slip. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
3309 I feel so empty inside. Like I'm all eaten up. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3310 While I'm certainly flattered, our canons of ethics prohibit any non-professional patient involvement. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
3311 Sorry, I'm not into erotic countertransference. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
3312 Perhaps you'd feel more appealing if you stopped making so many banana puns. 1.2121 0.08436 33 27 5 1
3313 So it was only after the split that you began feeling empty inside and noticed your work was slipping? 1.2121 0.08436 33 27 5 1
3314 Why do you think your parents won't let you play with the other fruits? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3315 So, Ms. Chiquita, have you read Kafka's Metamorphosis? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
3316 I caused him to slip and fall... 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
3317 Do you think they are laughing at you, or with you? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
3318 So, you say no one finds you appealing? That's bananas. 1.2105 0.07691 38 31 6 1
3319 So, why'd you split? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
3320 Naturally peeling and natural appeal are not the same thing. 1.2105 0.07691 38 31 6 1
3321 So, you think it was a Freudian slip. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
3322 And why do you... feel guilty... when you didn't initiate the mishap? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
3323 I definitely think your split personality, Mrs. B., stems from your chocolaholic husband desserting you. 1.2105 0.07691 38 31 6 1
3324 I know, its been like three decades since the Knicks' last championship. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
3325 How long before you knew you were on a slippery slope? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
3326 No, I keep telling you, that was not a Freudian slip. Maybe it's time you looked for another analyst. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
3327 You are one banana, not bananas. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
3328 Well, if your partner lacks appeal, perhaps you should just split. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
3329 Fixing your low self-esteem will be a slippery slope. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3330 Give up the guilt. It wasn't your fault. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3331 Actually, you may have to face the fact that becoming passé in slapstick might mean that now your act is rubbish.. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3332 Yes, I understand you think those slipups were your doing, but there are wider forces in the universe you don't understand.... 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3333 Sorry, but any further innuendo and we'll have to end the session. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3334 Well, despite what you have been told, I think you are certainty a-peeling. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3335 I'm too thin-skinned. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3336 I suggest that you wear an outfit less provocative to work... 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3337 And when did you begin feeling this sense of, well, emptiness? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3338 So you have abandonment issues 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3339 I can understand you're feeling used. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3340 Yes, I agree, perhaps you should have seen it coming, but honestly, it happens every single day. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3341 You talkin' to me? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3342 Relax and you'll peel better. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3343 You’ve got to stop dating these clowns who walk all over you and then act like it’s all a joke. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3344 You may want to check your potassium. I think you are over medicated. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3345 You'll always be appealing. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3346 And when you were peeled, how did that make you feel? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3347 I think you just made a banana slip. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3348 You don't need a therapist to put you back together, you need a zipper. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3349 She doesn't laugh at your jokes? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3350 You have a lot of a-peel. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3351 People are always giving me the slip. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3352 Why do you think the family ate you? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3353 Have you considered that this desire to watch me peel might be just a bit of transference? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3354 You can blame your parents all you want but I still believe those bruises are natural. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3355 In therapy, we like to peel back your issues, do you think you might slip up? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3356 Classic case of a 'split' personality. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3357 What can I say? I slipped up with a younger peel and the wife split. It's all so cliche. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3358 So, when did you notice things beginning to slip around you? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3359 I am not getting paid enough for this..... 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3360 How long have you peeled this way? 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3361 You say you slipped up. But how exactly? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3362 That's a very slippery slope! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3363 So, you've been feeling funny. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3364 So, you're worried that girls don't find you appealing. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3365 Was it a slip, or a fall? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3366 Why do you feel you are on the skids? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3367 How did you feel when he slipped? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3368 I told you to break a leg, not do it to the Oscar winning actor. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3369 Tell me how you feel now that you are no longer top banana. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3370 Sounds to me like a Freudian slip. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3371 I get no respect. One slip and fall and they never let you forget it. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3372 You're ripe for a Freudian slip. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3373 Okay,I get it, I get it. You slipped up badly. But how do you feel now. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3374 You mean, after all these sessions, you still feel stepped on? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3375 When did you discover that your wife had an affair with a tomato? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3376 I understand that it's eating you up inside. I'm just asking how you feel about that. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3377 I'm not a piece of meat. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3378 Charlie Chaplin's whole career was defined by silent, physical humor, and he is a comedy legend. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3379 To be clear...when you refer to "the slip" are we talking bedroom or sidewalk? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3380 My mother mother My mother also had a split personality. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3381 Quit blaming yourself. You are not the cause of a Freudian slip. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3382 I'd expect that kind of remark from a cucumber. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3383 We've covered the emptiness -- let's talk about your mother. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3384 So...you say you have a history of making people fall down but you're upset when people think that's funny. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3385 So, you're afraid of slipping on a human. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3386 YOU HAVE TO GET OVER THIS IDEA THAT YOUR SLIPPING. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3387 Daylight comes, sure, but the truth is you can't go home... 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3388 I'am tired of giving everyone the slip 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3389 No one takes me seriously either! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3390 I hope you don't mind. I worked through lunch. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3391 George, I knew you were slippery. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3392 Anger management-wise, you let too many people get under your skin! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3393 So, the reason for the split was over a choice of ice cream and nuts? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3394 ...and you say I'm appealing? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3395 I believe you are suffering from banana envy. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3396 I don't think being transgender is going to matter with regard to fitting in. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3397 I can slip you in for your next appointment in a week. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3398 I ask you, am I wrong to be angry that Freud stole my punchline? 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3399 Okay, you're sessions up. Time to split. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3400 No, no, I said that was a Freudian slip! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3401 She said I have no guts and now I feel empty inside. You know what I mean? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3402 So you feel your partner doesn't have appeal? 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3403 When did you first get this feeling of emptiness? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3404 I'm sure you do feel empty, but can you imagine how the monkey feels? 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3405 Looking back, I should never have agreed to the split. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3406 Well, I can understand why your ego might be bruised when you let a bunch of clowns walk all over you. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3407 lets start back at this "pre-lunchbox" period then, as youve coined it. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3408 Can we hurry this along, I've gotta split? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3409 And how does that make you feel, appealing? 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3410 Look, I'm sorry, but I just don't find you appealing. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3411 Nice slip 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3412 I just can't shake this feeling that I already have one foot in the grave. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3413 Tell me, why is your first instinct always to split? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3414 sounds like you have a banana split personality disorder 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3415 Tell me more about feeling discarded Mr. Peel. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3416 After he split, everything slipped away. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3417 I could see how you would think you are causing her to slip into old habits. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3418 When was it you first realised you no longer had any more skin in the game ? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3419 So tell me more about your tree... 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3420 How long have you felt that people were laughing at you? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3421 So you see yourself as a catalyst for change? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3422 If only we could peel away some more of your past. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3423 I just feel like something's missing. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3424 So you feel people are laughing at you, not with you. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3425 So, you're saying that size does matter. Tell me more. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3426 I understand why you detest monkeys. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3427 What makes you think I find you a peeling? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3428 Peel back the layers & tell me when it all started. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3429 I think you're slipping. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3430 Hmmm. You're venturing on to some very slippery terrain there. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3431 So I'm hearing that you feel empty and think you may be headed for a slip. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3432 Why do you feel like everything is slipping away? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3433 No, I will not slip into something more comfortable. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3434 Please don't refer to your loss as, "he left you". 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3435 I understand you're feeling empty inside. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3436 An prescription of ice cream, sprinkles and a spoon are usually successful in cases such as yours. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3437 It's not all about you. Some are just Freudian. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3438 "People stepping all over me is no joke". 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3439 Let's talk about your self-esteem. Do you think that others find you a'peeling? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3440 I am NOT hiding it under my skirt. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3441 Sounds like you have a split personality. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3442 So, tell me about these slip ups that you've made. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3443 "Ice-cream sundae" confirms my diagnosis . . . Split Personality! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3444 Can you tell me why your not feeling comfortable in your own skin ? 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3445 Yes, what's inside is what matters most. That's why I ate it. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3446 And for how long have you been wanting to make a Freudian slip? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3447 How does that typically make you peel? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3448 The liposuction has had the opposite effect; now people completely avoid me. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3449 Now that I've eaten your inner self, I suppose there's not much left to discuss... 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3450 Your performance at work has been slipping? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3451 You don't like people falling all over you? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3452 So tell me, when did you first feel unappealing? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3453 And, how long have you felt like a banana peel? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3454 At what age did you discover you're a peel? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3455 What do you think caused you to slip? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3456 I know, the composting craze has been trying for all of us. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3457 I think you have a conversion disorder 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3458 Indeed a slippery slope to be top banana again. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3459 Tell me, using only positive phrases, the secret to your appeal 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3460 Goodness, I never thought that couch had appeal until now. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3461 You mentioned a feeling of emptiness...do you have this feeling often? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3462 Your feelings of emptiness are quite palpable. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3463 Professionally speaking, you are one banana short of a full load. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3464 It's time you made clear boundaries, ones that keep you very far away from feet. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3465 Transference is a slippery slope. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3466 And that's when my life really hit the skids... 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3467 Shall we start with the splits--I mean slips--you mentioned? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3468 You're in a pickle? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3469 Would you feel better as a couch potatoes? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3470 You're going to stop Donald Trump how? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3471 Tell me about the conversations before he split. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3472 Freud likened psychoanalysis to peeling an onion, not a banana. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3473 Not everyone can been the top banana. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3474 And how long have been hearing these screaming voices above you? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3475 So how did that make you feel when "chiquited' on you? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3476 I would not go down that slippery slope, if I were you! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3477 Let's focus on how you're feeling on the outside. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3478 I feel my life slipping away. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3479 Do you feel you may be losing your sex appeal? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3480 Sometimes, Mr. Mini, as Freud said, a banana is just a banana. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3481 Let's discuss your Freudian slips. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3482 I'm not peeling well. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3483 So when did you first become aware you had lost your appeal? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3484 Do you think your problems stem from always feeling like a second banana? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3485 What's the difference between a Freudian slip and a Jungian slip? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3486 I'm so sorry to hear about your parents' split. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3487 Accidents happen. How you deal with them is what matters most. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3488 You need to come out of your skin. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3489 This is your third session with me and you still haven't said a word. I know what happened to you was difficult, but they put that gorilla in a zoo. He can't hurt you anymore. It's time to heal. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3490 So, when we left off, you were talking about the emptiness you feel and how life seems to be slipping away. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3491 I feel so empty and rejected and just want to get back to my bunch. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3492 I had been doing very well, but lately I seem to be slipping up. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3493 Don't give me that Freudian slip routine! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3494 I always feel rejected 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3495 Don't be paranoid, you don't cause ALL falls! 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3496 You're walking the slippery slope again, you know. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3497 I believe you should concentrate on potassium not phallicism 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3498 Then they accused me of making a Freudian slip. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3499 You know there is no such thing as an 'Accidental slip'." 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3500 Let's explore these feelings of loss and abandonment. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3501 As your psychiatrist, I must warn you: You are on a "slippery slope." 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3502 I don't think Dr. Freud was thinking of you when he was talking about Freudian slips! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3503 Why do you think it is your fault? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3504 I think it goes back to the day my father split. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3505 I realize we should maintain a professional, doctor and patient relationship, but be honest: Do I appeal to you? 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3506 Tell me how you peel about that. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3507 You shouldn't feel inferior just because you're not labelled organic. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3508 I feel like I get blamed for every fall, Doc. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3509 I really have fallen for you! 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3510 I see that you grabbed hold of that potassium-deficiency suggestion from our last session. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3511 So, your feelings of abandonment make you want to hurt people? 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3512 I think you're just paranoid, everyone isn't trying to give you the slip. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3513 Sorry, but I get hungry after I cum. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3514 Splitting is a common defense mechanism. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3515 For this therapy, we simply peel the layers to see what is inside . . . 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3516 My divorce? What can I say? She peeled off and gave me the slip. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3517 You're a mere shell of yourself, all spent. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3518 I feel empty, used up, cast aside. I may still have some appeal, but that's all I have. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3519 Now, today, where do we start: your feeling that you're squeezed out, unnoticed or simply rotten? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3520 Your sense that you lack appeal may be related to your feelings of emptiness inside. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3521 Psycho analyst, not bananalyst. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3522 I feel like I'm just a shell of my former self. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3523 You're suffering from a split personality. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3524 Why do you always get the bigger chair? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3525 What makes you say your appeal has slipped? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3526 One at a time. Please. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3527 Let's revisit the recurring dream of Elvis slicing you and putting you on a peanut butter sandwich, How did that make you feel? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3528 I'm just a shell of myself 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3529 Yes, but everyone slips up at some point." 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3530 So...tell me again...why did you and your better half split? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
3531 And how did you feel when the heel hit you? 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
3532 It sounds to me like cucumber envy. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
3533 I'm sorry to hear about the decline of your appearance in comedy acts, but you should know that political correctness is killing your genre. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3534 Going bananas? It appears you've arrived. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3535 There are other slips besides Freudian 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
3536 You are my favorite patient, so I slipped on something comfortable. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
3537 And that's how it came to be called the 'Freudian slip.' 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
3538 Sad to say, you're not the first to leave the bunch green, have your body exploited and cast aside on the streets. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
3539 I just really feel like I'm not myself anymore, like my inner self has been ripped out of me. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
3540 Yep...I'm having that dream again. 1.2059 0.08208 34 28 5 1
3541 How long have you felt everything around you was slipping ? 1.2059 0.08208 34 28 5 1
3542 Don't worry, you won't slip off. 1.2059 0.08208 34 28 5 1
3543 That's a pretty slippery answer to my question. 1.2059 0.08208 34 28 5 1
3544 This is clear evidence of a split personality. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
3545 So you don’t feel appealing? 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
3546 Lets peel off the ripe years and slip into childhood 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3547 so you think that you have lost your appeal..? 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
3548 Tell me about your last slip. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
3549 ...of course, most narcissists describe themselves as appealing. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3550 How long have you been feeling you life's a joke? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3551 ...and future sessions will be prepaid. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3552 I guess in a smoothie it doesn't count as cannibalism. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
3553 So, you were torn from the bunch at an unripe age. How did that make you peel? 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
3554 I think I know why you're attracted to the octopus! 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
3555 Was there one sibling that you felt closest to? 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
3556 You feel empty,the monkey left you,your inner core was taken away! 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3557 Let's explore why you enjoy making people slip. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3558 Let's peel back into your childhood. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
3559 Let's explore why you feel all eaten up inside. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
3560 No one takes me seriously ! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3561 And why do you feel you have lost your status as a phallic symbol? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3562 But how did it FEEL when she stepped on you? 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
3563 Blaming someone else for your own emptiness is a slippery slope. 1.2000 0.10057 30 26 2 2
3564 Let's talk about your split personality. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3565 What makes you think they are laughing at you and not with you? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3566 Lately, I've been feeling empty inside 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3567 I don't think you need a psychiatrist to find your inner self, you'll need a detective. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3568 Your absolutely ripe. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3569 And why do you feel guilty? 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
3570 Tell me more about this eviseration. 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
3571 Interesting, but I do hope my therapist shows up soon. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3572 Working with Chaquita was great. Now it's nothing but slapstick. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3573 Why do you think you keep slipping? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3574 I understand you feel disconnected from your inner core. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3575 When exactly did you stop feeling like a banana? 1.2000 0.06860 35 28 7 0
3576 So what's troubling you Mr. Banana? You seem so relaxed. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
3577 So how did you feel when the banana split? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3578 How are you peeling? 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
3579 Tell me more about your fear of being typecast. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
3580 I gave her the slip, and now she's suing. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
3581 Did your fear of being composted start before or after peeling? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3582 I feel unappreciated. 1.2000 0.08841 30 25 4 1
3583 When he ate you up and spit you out, how did that make you feel? 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
3584 Your openness is what makes you appealing. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3585 You are a model character for separation anxiety. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3586 Even if you are appealing, you can't expect everyone you meet to fall head over heels. 1.2000 0.07992 35 29 5 1
3587 Then I was rejected as one of the bunch. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3588 I recommend getting in touch with your inner plantain. 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
3589 Surely, it was a Freudian slip. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3590 I need your undivided attention. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3591 It is not your fault when someone slips. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3592 Why do you think you have a split personality? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3593 "I constantly feel rejected". 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
3594 Why do you think you lost your appeal? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
3595 It's no wonder your mind was in the gutter... 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3596 Stop thinking you are a banana. 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
3597 Tell him he can't eat the fruit, then just throw away the peel. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
3598 I don’t know, doc, I just feel all empty inside. It’s really affecting my sex life. 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
3599 And how did Freud slipping on you make you peel? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3600 Now that you're no longer a phallic symbol, do you still feel you have a skin in the game? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3601 You're just experiencing common feelings of separation anxiety. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
3602 Now about this sense you have that people are falling all over you ... 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3603 So what makes you think you're going bananas? 1.2000 0.10057 30 26 2 2
3604 Tell me again why you find your mother so un-appealing? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3605 I appreciate what you're saying. I just don't find you appealing. 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
3606 So tell me, how do you peel? 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
3607 so why do you think the others in the bunch don't appreciate your sense of humor? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
3608 Really? You named your daughter Emma? 1.2000 0.07992 35 29 5 1
3609 Someone steped on me but it was a "Freudian Slip". 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3610 Let's unpeel that. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
3611 No . . . I don’t think it was a Freudian slip. 1.2000 0.07992 35 29 5 1
3612 Do you think you'd be less depressed if you could learn to enjoy physical comedy? 1.2000 0.08841 30 25 4 1
3613 This only works if you start the conversation. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3614 Well you are society's garbage. Get over it! 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
3615 By now, don't you think the fruit-vs-vegetable conflict is perhaps a moot point? 1.2000 0.13765 20 18 0 2
3616 More importantly, do YOU think you have appeal? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3617 You feel in your heart your a watermelon, is that it? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
3618 It's what's on the inside that counts. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3619 I was told to come and see you about making a Freudian slip 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3620 No, I don't know where the banana went. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3621 Hurting someone isn't going to help you feel whole. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3622 In order to fully communicate what we feel inside we must peel away at the guard we have been holding up to truly convey our emotions. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3623 We agree your life in slapstick is over. I think you should go into composting next. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3624 No one blames you. 1.2000 0.10057 30 26 2 2
3625 But I do think you are being a little to hard on yourself. After all, there are really a lot of reasons why he might have fallen off the bridge. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
3626 How do you feel about breaking his leg? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3627 Today we're going to talk about why you think you're a joke to everyone. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
3628 So I hear you saying that you feel you pose a substantial threat of physical harm to others. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3629 Why do they call me a slippery character? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3630 Even the "top banana" may eventually slip. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3631 I give up. How DID the banana cause a Freudian slip? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3632 Why don't you begin by telling me how you managed to break away from the bunch. Did you just "slip" out of sight? 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
3633 i wish they saw that I was beautiful on the outside too. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3634 Honestly...I'm just sick of sharing the chocolate with that cold hearted vanilla. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3635 Let's try and peel back an earlier incident when you were tossed aside. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
3636 So you think you're responsible for the split? 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
3637 It's just transference. I'm not falling for you. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
3638 Describe your feelings after she slipped and fell. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3639 Psychoanalysis is a slippery slope but some find it a peeling. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
3640 I've been doing it the wrong way my entire life. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3641 Don't be a schlemiel, peel. Next time move out of the way! 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
3642 I feel like the entire world is just stepping all over me 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3643 Okay, so why is it that you don't consider yourself very appealing? 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3644 Split. Your time is up. 1.1944 0.06690 36 29 7 0
3645 Beauty is only skin deep. 1.1944 0.07786 36 30 5 1
3646 Let's start by peeling back the layers of your childhood. 1.1944 0.07786 36 30 5 1
3647 I don't think that's very funny. 1.1935 0.09749 31 27 2 2
3648 So the banana fana fofana has been hard to live with,correct? 1.1935 0.08575 31 26 4 1
3649 I don't feel complete, as if something's missing. 1.1935 0.08575 31 26 4 1
3650 How did you feel when the fruit flies surrounded Sonny? 1.1935 0.07213 31 25 6 0
3651 I just don't peel very good. 1.1935 0.07213 31 25 6 0
3652 Where are you going to come up with a hundred and seventy-five dollars an hour? 1.1935 0.08575 31 26 4 1
3653 Actually, you cause more of a Freudian slip. 1.1935 0.08575 31 26 4 1
3654 You say you find me appealing... 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
3655 Kafka or not, the answer is still no. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
3656 I have a recurring dream where I'm making everyone fall... 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
3657 You're making too much of phallic symbolism -- and my gender is irrelevant. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
3658 So, you think nobody finds you appealing? 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
3659 So you're saying the banana split. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
3660 I used to be the top banana in New Jersey 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
3661 I also run a support group for abandoned rinds, shells, and pea pods. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
3662 This Rx should help that split personality 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
3663 Nobody takes me seriously. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
3664 So my Freudened Jung lady, do I not have a peel? 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
3665 No, the Freudian slip didn't happen that way. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
3666 Nobody's used that gag for years. Get over it! 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
3667 What happened after he fell down? 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
3668 Sometimes those who love us hurt us the most. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3669 What makes you think you caused a Freudian slip? 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
3670 So you feel people are always slipping up? 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
3671 It's time you channeled that emptiness...say, into a career in slapstick. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
3672 These days, we'd say you have 'dissociative identity disorder'. 1.1923 0.11121 26 23 1 2
3673 What do you mean my slip is showing? 1.1923 0.11121 26 23 1 2
3674 I feel so used.....it's not my fault they keep slipping. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
3675 Separation anxiety is very common among your species. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
3676 Perhaps they were laughing with (italics) you, and not at (italics) you. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
3677 Tell me again how she loved your inner beauty. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
3678 You were great, but let's talk about your 'second act' 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
3679 I just want to feel respected. People walk all over me like I'm not even there! 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
3680 Can you be more specific, Mr. B., in describing how your performance has suffered? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3681 When did you first become aware you had lost Chicqita? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3682 Last week you're Marshian green and this week you're Asian yellow. I'm diagnosing you with a split personality. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3683 When did you first split up? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3684 My friends only noticed his large hairy body, his stooped posture and his incessant grunts, but he consumed me. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3685 When did you first feel like you were slipping? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3686 You can't just wait for things to fall into place. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3687 Today I'd like to focus on your feelings of abandonment. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3688 Now you're independent. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3689 When did you first learn that you are not fair trade? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3690 What is happening when you get this feeling that everyone is laughing at you? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3691 Not all bananas are destined to be top. 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
3692 So, you say you've been villainized in the media. Can you expound on that? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3693 I will not accept that "it was just a Freudian slip." 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3694 Something must be missing inside of me because I always make women fall hard for me but I don't fall for them. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3695 If you're going to let people walk all over you, at least make it hurt. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3696 I assure you, feeling abandoned and that your life is a joke is very normal for someone in your current state. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3697 How long have you felt that your mind was slipping? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3698 Just to be clear. When you say "then she split", you do mean left you ? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3699 How did causing that slip make you feel? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3700 Everyone keeps stepping on me. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3701 Most definitely, you have a banana split personality. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3702 Stop blaming yourself. It was just a Freudian slip. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3703 I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life ! 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
3704 The therapy requires more than skin. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3705 Together we can help you rediscover your inner strength. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3706 You're starting down a slippery slope... 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3707 You called it off just because he called you a bahnana instead of a banana? 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
3708 I've just been feeling so empty lately... 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3709 So, how's your transgender transformation going? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3710 Doc, I'm tired of feeling empty inside. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3711 But why do only think it's funny if someone gets hurt? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3712 So, the end of vaudeville made you feel low... 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3713 So tell me, when did you first notice you had this so called slip and fall complex? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3714 So when she cut off your inner banana and tossed it into a smoothie, you just split? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3715 Would you like to talk about your feeling of emptiness? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3716 So what exactly is it about exhibitionism that you find so appealing? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3717 I'll take you seriously when you start taking yourself seriously. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3718 And just how long have you felt fruity? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3719 Don't blame yourself for slipping up - it happens to the best of us. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3720 I'm tired of being on the road all the time. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3721 So Mr. Dole, what do you mean by "going bananas"? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3722 Whether you were ripe enough is something we'll need to work on. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3723 And how long have you been feeling like you aren't taken seriously? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3724 Let's talk family history - what, six hand, seven hand, eight hand bunch? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3725 I never really wanted to be Bananas Foster. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3726 So your saying you feel empty inside. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3727 It could be postpartum depression, but tell me more about the split. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3728 I feel empty. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3729 Just because Tyler wants to go out of state to college doesn't mean he is rejecting you as a mother. 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
3730 Are you saying that you've lost a peel? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3731 Orange you glad I didn't ask you how you feel? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3732 Doc, I'm really just not peeling like myself lately... 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3733 Just remember, tragedy plus time equals comedy. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3734 Keep it in your peel! I'm not that kind of therapist. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3735 I'd go to a 12-step meeting, but everyone blames me for slipping. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3736 My dissertation was on Freudian slips. 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
3737 There's just something inside I feel is missing. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3738 Of course you've been sterotyped. But that's not the real you. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3739 So they said "Ba NA na na NA na" and just TOOK it?!? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3740 I always feel this caption contest is rigged against me. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3741 I've been feeling kinda empty. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3742 I don't know what to raise first, that you're completely bananas or the Freudian slip. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3743 And why do you think people are saying you're going bananas? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3744 So, I guess making people slip was a way to get positive attention. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3745 The Fosters, The Cream Pies, the Splits...all signs of a masochist. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3746 I thought this was ripe crisis counseling. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3747 Just remember as we peel back your childhood, things can get slippery. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3748 Peelings? I thought you were here to work on your feelings! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3749 I find that patients who don't make a Freudian slip feel they're not getting their money's worth. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3750 I'm in touch with my peelings, uh, I mean feelings! Huh, almost slipped on that one! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3751 So why do you think Jane Goodall ruined your family life? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3752 Where do you think this emptiness inside originates? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3753 Let's not compare apples to oranges, ok? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3754 No, I'm not wearing a Freudian slip. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3755 Surely you have something left to give. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3756 So, tell me about this vegetable you were so attached to. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3757 I'm guessing she slipped away as well. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3758 The feelings of losing your inner self are compensated by your appeal. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3759 You need to accept that they're laughing with you, not at you. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3760 I used to be a terrifying octopus - now look at me! 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
3761 Again, let's discuss why your wife thinks you're yellow, slippery, and can't be trusted." 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3762 I keep thinking I'm a potato. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3763 And...how long have you had this empty feeling inside? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3764 Sometimes, people may not find you appealing. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3765 Hmm, I guess that was a banana in his pocket. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3766 But the situation with Inky and Blotchy was completely different. 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
3767 Now un-peal your emotions for me. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3768 You have to quit blaming yourself. The accident wasn't your fault. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3769 Sure, you miss the old bunch. But you'll always have 69 cents a pound. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3770 True progress, Chiquita. You're starting to peel away the layers. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3771 As Freud said, sometimes a slip is just a slip. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3772 I just don't feel like I'm funny anymore. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3773 We call that a Freudian Slip, Mike. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3774 That reminds me- I also need to pick up nuts and maraschino cherries. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3775 Some people say they have one foot on you like it's a bad thing? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3776 So you think you lost your self confidence after being replaced by a zucchini? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
3777 I understand you feel guilty, but it is not your fault. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3778 You weren't consciously uncoupled. You split. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
3779 Sorry, I don't date my patients. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
3780 He used to call me "appealing". Now, it's "appalling". 1.1892 0.09362 37 33 1 3
3781 It's not your fault he had one foot in the grave. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
3782 And you say the witch doctor became angry ? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
3783 That, Mr. Cavendish, is what we psychoanalysts refer to as a Freudian slip. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
3784 I think you took my suggestion to try to be more appealing a little too literally. 1.1875 0.08325 32 27 4 1
3785 So tell me, when did you start feeling so empty inside. 1.1875 0.08325 32 27 4 1
3786 Let us talk about that Freudian slip. 1.1875 0.08325 32 27 4 1
3787 Why would you think you don't have a peel? 1.1875 0.07010 32 26 6 0
3788 We need to peel back the layers to find the underlying problem. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
3789 so how do YOU feel about being stepped on all the time? 1.1875 0.07010 32 26 6 0
3790 I just feel like I'm a big joke. 1.1875 0.07010 32 26 6 0
3791 Peeling away that ego is a good first step. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
3792 So what makes you say that you've been feeling empty lately? 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
3793 Doc...I'm just not peeling very well lately 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
3794 So, you say that you find yourself slipping into depression? 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
3795 But, is there really a "right" end to peel from? 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
3796 I feel like a shell of my former self. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
3797 I just can;t deal with the guilt anymore. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
3798 So how long do you think your friends have been finding you unappealing? 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
3799 .... regardless - I don't date patients. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
3800 She's not the only one 'fleck'd with brown and a golden hue.' 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3801 Let's call it "a banana slip" 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3802 Feelings of inadequacy? Yes, and I just don't think I have appeal 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
3803 So, are you single? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
3804 Finally! Your split personality is fully revealed! 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3805 We all feel divided some times.... 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3806 And I told her, 'You know, sometimes a banana is just a banana.' 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3807 So then he just split? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3808 Let me get this straight. You are stressed over a slip and fall because you think it is your fault? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3809 We may have some trouble finding the root of your problem. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3810 You seem split. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3811 Let's discuss last week's Freudian slip. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3812 At least we've taken care of your castration anxiety. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3813 No, of course you still can be useful after retirement. You can still be a prop in slapstick comedy! Your inner peel can shine shoes! There's a lot you can do. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
3814 And tell me–how did that make you peel? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3815 Because you've been peeled and your innards used for a smoothie, it would be prudent to increase your Prozac dosage significantly for the foreseeable future. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3816 Maybe you could start by explaining your appeal. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3817 So, you're saying you're related to the Austrian Peels that gave Freud the slip? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3818 Let's start by pealing back the years. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3819 When it comes to answering my questions, you are a slippery one! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3820 You are afraid my of monkeys and have penis envy? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3821 If only I'd been born a toupee. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3822 You do realize that Freud hated bananas. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3823 That ‘empty feeling’ often indicates a potassium deficiency. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3824 "You should feel much better about yourself, you have great appeal". 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3825 Hmm...identity issues ? Before we begin, are you Dole or Chiquita ? You all look the same without the sticker. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3826 Well, this has been a fruitful session 1.1818 0.06818 33 27 6 0
3827 Everyone tries to walk all over me 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3828 So you and your wife split.... 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3829 I had a dream last night that I slipped on Freud. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3830 And you say you made a Freudian slip? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3831 Divorce? More like they got...split. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3832 Well, you've certainly got appeal. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3833 They call me heartless—but sometimes I just want a good trip, you know? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3834 If you want to be known for your wit, you have to stay off the sidewalks. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3835 You have to acknowledge why you feel so hollow inside 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3836 Nothing seems to be appealing anymore. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3837 What makes you think that you are not appealing? 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
3838 What do -you- think you're a symbol of? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3839 Are you familiar with the term "Freudian slip"? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3840 Are you bannanas!?! I'm married! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3841 Really, size doesn't matter 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3842 What's your greatest fear at the zoo? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3843 When did you first start feeling that people are laughing at you? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3844 I don't know, Doc...I just don't feel I'm appealing. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3845 Why do you think you're decomposing? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3846 You've been causing a lot of Freudian slips. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3847 You need to free yourself of the guilt, he did not slip because of you 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3848 I suspect you are going bananas. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3849 Peelings are flippery sthings. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
3850 But tell me, how do you really peel? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3851 Stop calling me bananas, dammit! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3852 So, when did you begin to regret making people slip and break their necks? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3853 Let's talk about why you feel like a joke and why you seem to feel "stepped on." 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3854 The term ‘going bananas’ seems an especially harsh self-criticism. How can we rephrase that in a way that expresses less judgment? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3855 Why do you feel you are ripe for a change? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3856 Do you blame yourself for keeping the doctor away? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3857 I could see how a sudden split would make you go bananas 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3858 you procrastinated and did not pay your slip & fall premium ? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3859 And why do you say that you think you lack substance? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3860 A split personality is perfectly normal. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3861 I just haven't been myself since we split. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3862 Tell me about yourself. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3863 You did what!!! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3864 But what if you saw yourself as 'appealing' ? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3865 Try to adapt to the Big Apple. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3866 I can't get past losing my appeal! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3867 What makes you think you were rejected? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3868 And how long have you had these feelings of emasculation? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3869 Being unpeeled and discarded has caused me to become a serious risk to others. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3870 I'm afraid your mental health insurance doesn't include slip-and-fall coverage. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3871 Is that what you expected to happen? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3872 And you say people walk all over you, despite your appeal? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3873 Tell me how it feels to be skinned. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3874 Yes, sometimes you cause people to slip and hurt themselves but it's not your fault and you mustn't feel any guilt. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3875 You say you are bringing everyone around you down? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3876 So, what do you think about this... 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3877 I understand you work for Slip and Fall insurance company 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3878 So, you failed at becoming completely at one with your favorite ice cream? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3879 You're suffering from separation anxiety. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3880 Why is orange the new black? 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
3881 I would never call you a 'fruit cake,' a 'banana nut' maybe. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3882 Other than an apple core and a peach pit, do you have any other personalities? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3883 So what exactly are we this week? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3884 And what makes you think I'm going to fall for you? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3885 Others I've treated have come out of tail pipes and are doing just fine. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3886 Why do you think people find you slippery? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3887 guilt guilt guilt Did you ever think of how many people didn't slip? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3888 I heard you've got a monkey on your back 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3889 Besides the hygiene issues, my code of ethics prohibits a relationship. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3890 Your problems are a slippery slope. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3891 Since you're still feeling empty inside, I think it's time we put you on a different SSRI. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
3892 So why do you think people are always laughing at you? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3893 We call it splitting.... 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3894 Cliché? You're going to whine to me about being cliché? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3895 Sorry, Freudian split. I meant to say feel. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3896 Well they shouldn't have walked over me in the first place. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3897 Pratfall dependency is more common than you think. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3898 Doc, I feel like a shell of my former self. I'm empty inside. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3899 'I'd say your peelings of emptiness are very organic' 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3900 You're not going to slip it to me again. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3901 So, your wife complains that you've lost your appeal? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3902 In my opinion, you're not nuts. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3903 You said opening up to me would become a slippery slope, but I had no idea. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3904 Why do you think you slipped up again? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3905 So tell me again about your mother. She thought you were too ripe for your age? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3906 Say more about losing your sense of purpose. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3907 Your feelings of emptiness are understandable, considering the slippery slope you've described. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3908 This is not the slippery slope that you want to go down. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3909 So, Mr. Peel...you feel as if you are the butt of every joke... 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3910 We need to connect you with your inner-self. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3911 "Why do feel the need to get back to the wild bunch? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3912 I think I'm finally getting under that skin of yours. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3913 Tell me why you think you no longer are 'appealing'? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3914 Sounds like separation anxiety. When did you first experience these feelings? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3915 Please walk me through the split again. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3916 I told you to stop monkeying around. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3917 You have to face the fact that you're trash. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3918 When did this fear of slopes begin? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3919 Did the other splits cause this much anxiety ? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3920 I think you've finally reached the stage of acceptance. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3921 That sounds more like a Freudian slip to me. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3922 You've got to watch out for those Freudian slips. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3923 When she walked all over you, was there a Freudian slip? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3924 I just feel like my split personality makes me less appealing 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3925 So, he gave you the "slip", huh? The dirty plantain. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3926 When did you realize you had a compulsion to cause people to slip and fall? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3927 I don't think my smoking you is going to help anyone. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3928 A Jungian?" No wonder you don't see the problem! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3929 So, you'd rather split than commit? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3930 I feel like I'm always slipping up when I'm around people. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3931 So how does always getting stepped on make you feel? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3932 The "slippery slope" defence will not excuse your actions. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3933 I think I am going bananas 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3934 So she gave you the slip? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3935 Appeal comes in MANY ways. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3936 So is what I hear you saying is that you feel like a rotting slippery empty shell? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3937 That was quite a Freudian slip. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3938 Fee, fie, fofamma what? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3939 And why don't you think people take you seriously? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3940 Let's slowly peel back your emotions. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3941 Don't tell me you had another Freudian slip! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3942 For a phallic symbol, you're a disgrace. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3943 What do you think it is about you that trips people up? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3944 Tell me more about feeling you have lost your core essence. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3945 That's a pretty slippery slope you're on, Mister! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3946 So tell me, why did you split? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3947 I feel like I'm going down a slippery slope. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3948 We should have known that you taking a job at an ice cream parlour would lead to separation anxiety. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3949 Now, tell me more about this dream where you slipped and fell on yourself... 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3950 You’re just feeling vulnerable right now. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3951 Look, at least you're not a bad person ... 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3952 I understand you identify as a vegetable. Only progressive grocery stores will you keep separate from the other fruits. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3953 So tell me when did you lose yourself? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3954 Throughout our therapy sessions, you sure have peeled your soul to me. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3955 And how exactly did that make you peel? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3956 I have a bunch of strategies for you. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3957 I understand you're slippery but you sure aren't nuts 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3958 After Barney the Banana described in detail his intimate dreams about her, his therapist decided it was time for him to split. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3959 You've even got me baffled! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3960 So, things started coming apart after the split ? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3961 So you went "bananas"…and that's when you think you lost your a peel? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3962 What's wrong, you're usually happy to see me. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
3963 Do you think falling down is actually funny? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3964 Sorry, times up, I gotta split. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3965 What makes you think that the political system is suffering from just a potassium deficiency? 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
3966 I don't know, Bob. It could be a slippery slope. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3967 Your banana, split? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3968 For the last time, I won't write a prescription for Viagra because it won't help you with that. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3969 Do you think you were meant to be a zucchini? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3970 First thing that comes to you when I say "Split". 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3971 Once again Harold, clothes don't make the man. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3972 How did it make you feel when he left you for the Genetically Modified Organism? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3973 Your survivor's guilt over the fate of your 'better half' is unhealthy. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3974 How old were you when your father split? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3975 I know she ate your insides out and then dropped you. Try to think about the future. You'll make some compost pile very happy. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3976 Yes, Mr. Cavendish, and how long has this "Fusarium wilt" nightmare been troubling you? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3977 I do not find you appealing, Mr. Brinkwater. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3978 So what I hear you saying, is that you feel on a personal and professional level you're slipping. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3979 I'm feeling a little empty. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3980 Tell me why you think the coconut, cantaloupe and pineapple make you feel inadequate? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3981 Why do you feel you're always the fall guy? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3982 So, what I hear you saying is though you take no joy in the misfortune of others, you feel it's your responsibility to be the integral component in the schadenfraude equation? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3983 ...and after the split, I met Foster... 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3984 And stop calling me mama 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3985 You don't say 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3986 I told her of course I'm happy to see you. And then she slapped me. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3987 That's not a Freudian slip. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3988 I am a Jungian, why do you ask? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3989 Evasive, misleading, deceptive ... it doesn't matter how you describe it, the fact is you've been acting slippery lately 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3990 I have these urges to go out and slip side away. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3991 I feel like a shell of a person. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3992 I feel empty and unfulfilled. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3993 I understand. Plantains are getting all the attention lately. Get over it! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3994 Banana splits are junk food, but being a smoothie would be heroic. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3995 We can't all be universally appealing. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3996 If she can't see your appeal, that's her problem. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3997 Do you have any idea what it's like listening to your friends go on and on every day about how juicy they are? I can't take it anymore. And the orange. He's the WORST! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3998 Another Freudian slip on a banana peel! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3999 Well, The Banana Republic isn’t exactly welcoming if you’re a foreigner. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4000 And what does your wife say when you turn into a banana? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4001 because it's funny when they trip and fall ? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4002 Yes, I know you're happy to see me. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4003 Look, you've got to stop blaming yourself for what happened to Principal Barker. You were a pawn in Billy's game, nothing more. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4004 When did you first feel disconnected. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4005 You shouldn't blame yourself that he slipped and broke his leg. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4006 Yes, the inner soul is rarely as beautiful as the outer. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4007 After I got over my envy and cowardice, I told them that black skin matters. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4008 I don't know why I peel this way . 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4009 With keying technology it was only a matter of time before the stunt work dried up. Have you looked into still life retraining? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4010 Mister Jones, erectile dysfunction is not uncommon at your age and I can prescribe something for it. You'll just have to pull yourself together. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4011 You seem a little slippery, but there is an a-peel-ing quality about you. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4012 After they ripped me apart, I felt so empty ! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4013 How have you been peeling lately? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4014 So, tell me about those peelings of inadequacy again... 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4015 Tell me how you made Dr. Freud slip. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4016 Your going through separation anxiety since your banana split. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4017 That was a slip of the tongue. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4018 I've lost touch with my inner banana. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4019 You didn't lay on the sidewalk on your own, did you? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4020 Tell me about your slippery days. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4021 Is this because I said you're bananas? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4022 ...as if the joke's always on you. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4023 no, I've never heard that one before 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4024 We don't use the term "split personality" any more. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4025 Don't worry about making a Freudian slip. I'm a Jungian. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4026 Sorry. I know you have to peel away the outside to get at a problem but I was hungry. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
4027 I just feel like I've lost myself. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4028 It's just such a slippery slope... 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4029 You believe you've been replaced by a protein tablet. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4030 I'm sure people are laughing WITH you, not AT you. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4031 You're right, I sabotaged that relationship by trying to make him fall too hard, too fast. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4032 I can't help you - I thought you said you'd gone bananas, not that your banana's gone. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4033 How do you feel about your lack of an inner banana? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4034 But do you see yourself as appealing? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4035 So you say she slipped on you and it's been downhill ever since. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
4036 Can you elaborate on your feelings of emptiness? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4037 So you feel an emptiness inside? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4038 You have to stop blaming yourself if others find you unappealing. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4039 You feel guilty about causing someone to slip? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4040 I find you a peeling too 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
4041 I feel guilty about all the slip and falls that I've caused. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4042 I know I'm better than that couch potato 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4043 Don't go bananas on me! You've been through these split-ups before. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4044 I see you're learning to pull back your skin and show your true self. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4045 I believe that comment was a banana slip. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4046 So you blame a few aging spots on your skin for this sense of emptiness... 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
4047 First they smile and tease me about being appealing. Then the eat me! 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
4048 Do you know what it's like having to hear hundreds of bad puns directed at you every day? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4049 I actually think your fear of abandonment issues are well founded. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4050 How did you feel when you first realized she was a tarantula? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4051 You seem split about your relationship. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
4052 You can't take it personally that they say it's what's on the inside that matters. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
4053 I really don't think you should feel guilty for causing a Freudian slip. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
4054 We have to peel back some layers to get to the root of your fear of gorillas. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
4055 Yes, I understand your appeal. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
4056 At what age did you start wanting to hurt people ? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
4057 Are you planning a freudian slip? 1.1765 0.06636 34 28 6 0
4058 Next session we'll examine the Freudian slips! 1.1765 0.08927 34 30 2 2
4059 Why do you feel people look at you differently? 1.1765 0.08927 34 30 2 2
4060 I don't know whether to laugh or cry! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
4061 And when she said, "Sometimes a banana is just a good smoothie," how did that make you feel? 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
4062 Split personality? Self-diagnosis is not usually a good idea. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4063 It seems like a bad case of split personalities. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4064 Stop staring at my legs, you filthy banananimal. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4065 Monkey see, monkey do, banana go to therapy. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4066 So, why do you think that you don't have appeal? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4067 Your separation anxiety seems to be tripping up everyone you meet. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4068 Everyone slips up now and then. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4069 What do you think it means, this slippery slope you keep dreaming of... 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4070 I just don't understand why I keep slipping everyone up. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4071 I'm hearing that those you love are all slipping away from you. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4072 Talk some more about your feelings of people slipping away from you. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4073 Give it to me straight doc, do you think I'm bananas? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4074 You clearly have a case of banana split personality. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4075 I keep dreaming that you need a big hit of potassium. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4076 It's not your fault the guy slipped. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4077 "Tell me more about this 'slippery slope'". 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4078 You're more than a cheap laugh. You're a slightly below average protective shell 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
4079 So, you're here to resolve your anxiety about "one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel"? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4080 I can't begin to help you if you won't talk. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4081 Stop blaming yourself. You didn't mean for that man to slip. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4082 I keep waiting for a Freudian slip from you. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4083 You've really gone bananas this time 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4084 How do you feel when they call you, "slippery"? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4085 I seem to be losing my appeal. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4086 Perhaps she only wanted you to think that her vulnerabilities were in the palm of your hand, Mr. Kong. Mr. Kong? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4087 I think you may have experienced a sizable loss during the phallic stage... 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4088 So tell me again, you slipped on what? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4089 Sometimes Freud is just Freud. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4090 So tell me, what makes you think you have split personality disorder? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4091 I'm sorry but my lawyer said not to let anything slip." 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4092 It wasn't really Freudian, he just slipped on me and fell. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4093 Don't internalize blame -- it is his own fault he slipped on you. On behalf of: Howard F. Taylor, Princeton, N. J. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4094 How long ago did you notice that you went bananas? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4095 Seems to me like that was a Freudian split. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4096 Tell me more about these feeling of abandonment. Where do you feel it in your body? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4097 How long have you been a Banana Republican? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4098 Have I been reading too much Freud, or are you just glad to see me? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4099 Can you tell me more about your appeal? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4100 It's been a slippery slope. They keep falling head over heels for me. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4101 One little slip, and now my life is ruined! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4102 Say more about what is making you feel so unappealing. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4103 You need to stop suppressing your desire to stand out from the bunch. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4104 You realize, of course, I can never do that again. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4105 Your mother sounds like a real bitch. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4106 That's very interesting, tell me how that makes you peel. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4107 I don't think an antidepressant is really going to fix your problem. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4108 Number one, I need to get back to my professional code Number two, I think my boyfriend's on to us. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4109 You miss breeding fruit flies. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4110 I am not appealing. You are! 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4111 What's the deal banana peel? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4112 You're the second banana split personality I've seen today. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4113 Sounds like it was more than a Fruedian slip. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4114 You have stem envy. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4115 Stop pouting, Cheeta, and come back to the couch. We have ten minutes left. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4116 Now, let's tak about your split 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4117 Normally I like to explore your inner child, but in your case I can see that will be a problem. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4118 And how does that make you peel... I mean, feel? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4119 I've got a thick skin but nothing left inside. That is the price of leadership! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4120 I'm not trying to hurt anyone; I just want to be noticed. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4121 Your castration anxiety may have been justified after all. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4122 So he slipped, but you were bruised? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4123 More than has been the case with my other patients, a Freudian slip from you is understandable. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4124 You have got to stop blaming yourself for your wife's death. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
4125 Let me see whether I understand you. You think that peeling back your emotions will produce a slippery slope? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4126 It sounds like a bunch of Freudian slips 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4127 Oh my, are you sure you're not really a plantain? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4128 So, you decided to peel away from the bunch and accept blame for the slips of others. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4129 Do others find you appealing? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4130 Following the split-up, it's important for you not to slip into a bad place. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4131 'Torn apart...empty...discarded', let's explore what might lie behind that self-image. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4132 Mr. Dole? What happened? Did you take the blue pill an hour before your date with Chiquita like we discussed? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4133 That's quite a litany of complaints: you feel cast aside, you smell rotten, you're yellow, and you feel responsible for people slipping and falling. I think you may suffer from situational anxiety. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4134 So, why are you feeling do empty? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4135 So, talk about slapstick. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4136 So, she told you to split? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4137 No, I am not going to do that with my legs. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4138 I think you'd be better off just admitting you're slippery 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4139 I don't know why I feel this way; I just feel all used up. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4140 Therapist: "Split up!" Patient: "But I love my apple!" 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4141 I think the issues with your mother stem from an oedipotassium complex. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4142 Mr. Petersen, you're not bananas, you just think you are. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4143 The bunch is lonely too. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4144 Tell me more about your mother. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4145 So you were in a bunch with the other bananas, a monkey came along, then what happened? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4146 It's not funny when they fall on you! 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4147 Now tell me- how did that make you peel? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4148 Reassignment surgery is very difficult. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4149 Well now, that was an interesting slip. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4150 I'm just trying to stay relevant. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4151 Oh no, the man with the yellow hat did it again! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4152 Let's set some ground rules right now -I will not tolerate slippery behavior. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4153 Tell me; why do you feel discarded? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4154 You might be interested to know that my other clients who are living with banana-split-personality disorder tend to self-medicate--with toppings and the like. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4155 Maybe you slip away from people too much 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4156 You are a danger to others. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4157 Why do you say you feel worthless? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4158 So it sounds as if you're starting to have second thoughts about the gender surgery? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4159 Yes, but the people who fall and hit their heads don't really care if the slip is Freudian or not. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4160 Tell me, Charles, how does that make you peel? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4161 Being "organic" is causing problems at work? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4162 We've all slipped up, the key is to stop enabling others to slip up as well. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4163 I just feel like no matter what I do I'm always letting things slip 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4164 I'm guessing you won't fall for the Freudian slip gag. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4165 I understand that you feel used. It's a symptom of your split personality. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4166 It sounds like abandonment issues to me. Having a father split at a young age can be very tough. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4167 That all depends on how you define the word 'split'. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4168 Tell me more about how you and your bunch slid across the border. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
4169 Of course you don't like being stepped on. You're a banana peel. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4170 You see doc, I think I'm losing my a"peel" 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4171 It seems you are heading down a slippery slope. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4172 My wife and I just split up 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
4173 How long have you felt like a fruit trapped in a berry's body? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4174 I don't find your story appealing. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4175 When did you first start having these hallucinations? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4176 What is a brown or black oxford? 1.1724 0.10011 29 26 1 2
4177 I had the weirdest dream last night that I turned into a phalluc symbol 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
4178 You seem consumed by your emptiness. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
4179 I'm sorry, but you sound like a nut. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
4180 What is it that makes you feel so empty inside ? 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
4181 Your appeal is slipping? How does that make you feel? 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
4182 What I am hearing, is what was on the inside is no longer appealing. 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
4183 ...So you say you're always being stepped on? 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
4184 You 'peeled away' before our session ended?! 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
4185 "You have an unhealthy obsession with the concept of a 'split personality'". 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4186 He's the one who lost appeal, not you! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4187 I feel unloved. Nobody slips on me anymore. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
4188 Why do you think people can't see beyond your skin? 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
4189 I don't think that's what your ex meant when she said you didn't have appeal. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
4190 You feel unjustly neglected in the history of the Freudian Slip. Tell me more. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
4191 So you’ve lost touch with your inner self, you’re a danger to others --and you think you’re still appealing? 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4192 You're sure your bruises aren't from any sort of brawl or quarrel? 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4193 Your not the only one. Oranges, Grapefruit and Avocados go through the same thing. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4194 You're letting people walk all over you, Kyle, and that's a slippery slope. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
4195 I recognize that others have fallen for you, but trust me, it's just transference. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4196 I feel so empty, slippery and empty. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
4197 So you say you keep slip sliding away? 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4198 You got hungry!? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
4199 Actually, I see quite a few bananas. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4200 And, you know, it's a slippery slope from there. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
4201 You had a refrigerator for a mother... 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4202 Did you start to feel empty inside before or after the accident? 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4203 i understand your empty feeling, going from top banana one day only to be tossed aside by a monkey the next. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4204 You seem to be going down a slippery slope. 1.1667 0.08419 30 26 3 1
4205 They used to rave about my potassium and fiber, and now it's just slurs about my glycemic index. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
4206 I often feel like the punch line to a joke. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
4207 I think you're opening up, but we need to peel back a few more layers to uncover the source of your problems. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
4208 Tell me more about how you feel like people walk all over you.... 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
4209 That was around the time we split up 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
4210 Feel free to peel away your inner banana. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
4211 Would you say you caused the slip up? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
4212 So, he used you, threw you away........o.k I get it ...then what happened? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4213 We'll spend the next few sessions on overcoming the Freudian slip. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
4214 But then you laughed anyway. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
4215 I'm sorry if my lunch ate into your time. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
4216 Why do you feel you’re really a mango trapped in a banana peel? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4217 So you want to talk about your mood swings? 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4218 I just feel like I'm being split apart! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4219 ...and now we wait for the Freudian slip. 1.1667 0.06920 30 25 5 0
4220 I’m glad you’re comfortable discussing your peelings with me, but you’re bananas if you think I’m going to go out with you; mixing personal and professional relationships is a slippery slope, and besides I don’t find you to be all that appealing. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4221 "Trust me; sometimes a banana is just a banana". 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4222 ...and then my ex left me in the middle of the road. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
4223 I hate it when people assume I only speak Spanish. I am really an educated Banana. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
4224 I feel so discarded. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
4225 I don't care what you and your bunch think. I find the label Chiquita offensive. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
4226 Yes, but calling it a 'Freudian' slip seems a bit grandiose. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
4227 According to the new kitchen law, you're still produce. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4228 Banane, there was no need to strip for this session. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4229 Ok, give me the spiel... 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4230 The key is to not slip back into old habits. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4231 Whenever I feel pressure, I slip things up. 1.1667 0.08419 30 26 3 1
4232 Say more about your 'wish for revenge' when people step on you. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4233 Personally, I find something very appealing about you. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
4234 That's very interesting, Mr. Peel. I am interested in whether you think that there was something you did to make your banana split? 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
4235 So you think you and nuts have both been stereotyped? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4236 She took my properties and dumped me. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
4237 We call that a banana slip. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4238 So you didn't like being referred to as "slippery?" 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
4239 After you say you "slipped-up," then what happened. 1.1613 0.08161 31 27 3 1
4240 I didn't mean to step on you. It was a Freudian slip... 1.1613 0.06715 31 26 5 0
4241 So you feel like you're always being stepped on... 1.1613 0.08161 31 27 3 1
4242 So, in your mind, some part of you is still trying to appeal to your father. 1.1613 0.08161 31 27 3 1
4243 Our time is up, but I want to continue exploring the incident at the smoothie shop when we meet next week. 1.1613 0.08161 31 27 3 1
4244 Would you consider yourself passive aggressive? 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
4245 I know you have come a long way, but size does not determine my fee. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
4246 It's either my overbearing mother or this weekly caption contest thing. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
4247 ...I feel like these days everyone is just waiting to give me the slip. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
4248 Remember, it's what's inside that counts. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
4249 Let's work on picking yourself up. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
4250 Wow, this is the first time a patient has literally eaten their heart out! 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
4251 But surely there are some positives you can find in being 'just a slapstick trope'? 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
4252 So why do you feel so unappeeling? 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
4253 You're completely normal, I'm a little worried about myself though. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
4254 Vikram Yoga may be able to help you with life/work balance. 1.1600 0.11075 25 23 0 2
4255 There's nothing Freudian about your fear of slips. 1.1600 0.11075 25 23 0 2
4256 Well, my father was from a strict organic family, while my mother was a plantain. So I guess I'm a banana split. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
4257 No, I mean you are a pealing - literally. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
4258 For the fifth time, I'm DR. ABRAMS, not "Chiquita." 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4259 Guilty? Of course I feel guilty -- I made a Freudian slip! 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
4260 I understand you feel like you are a peeling. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
4261 You really must try to come to grips with the reality that it will never grow back. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
4262 14 grams of sugar, you had no choice. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
4263 Uh-huh, and when did you feel you were slipping? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4264 When did you first notice that you feel like a sight gag? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4265 Lately, I feel empty inside. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4266 The term is parentified child, Karl. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
4267 It's okay; I am used to Freudian slips in here. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4268 Do you make like a banana and split in every relationship? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4269 What do YOU think it means? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4270 Tell me again about your day at the zoo, especially the part about the monkey house. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4271 No. You're not paranoid. Everyone IS blaming you for their slip-ups. How does that make you feel? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4272 Exactly what makes you think that even I am avoiding you? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4273 Exactly when and where did you slip up? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
4274 "Sorry" says the psychiatrist, "I can only help homo sapiens! 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
4275 So, you're here because he said your entire family was bananas. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4276 When did you start to think you were slipping? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4277 I'm glad you're here, Alan. This is the first step to uncovering your fear of getting walked on. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4278 Everybody always blames ME for their slip-ups!! 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
4279 Let's peel back the layers of your childhood 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4280 Let me ask the questions. Do you think people find you appealing? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4281 When did you first feel the urge to lie down on pedestrian crossings? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4282 So your banana split you for a sundae? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4283 So tell me how the split has affected you.. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4284 Clear case of split personality here... 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4285 This is the third slip this month. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4286 You think people are laughing at you? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
4287 Why do you feel it was Freudian? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
4288 She slipped on you! Do you blame yourself? 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4289 What's got you split three ways? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
4290 My parents split so I was a foster child. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
4291 You slipped up ... Who? How? Why? 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
4292 Now, I know that you and your ex split... 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
4293 It's normal to feel discarded, especially after the layers have been peeled away. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
4294 Sometimes you just have to pick yourself up, dust yourself off and start 'em fallin' all over again. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
4295 Relax, I'm organic. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4296 I thought we worked through your wish that I slip on you. 1.1538 0.10659 26 24 0 2
4297 I won't be able to help you until we peel back some of that thick skin of yours. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
4298 Tell me, how do you feel being used as a comedic device?... 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
4299 How long have you had the feeling of being just an old joke? 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
4300 No, I do not find you a-peeling. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
4301 I'm aware that the word 'slip' discomfits you, but I am talking here of the Freudian variety. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
4302 If you're looking for a Freudian Slip here you can forget it... 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4303 You seem to have a twisted sense related to your sex appeal! 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
4304 I think I need to see a doctor, I'm peeling 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4305 For your significant other, don't you want more than just low-hanging fruit? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4306 You need a Freudian analyst 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
4307 Try to think outside the cartoon box! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
4308 So . . . you're feeling a little empty inside? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
4309 i'm sorry i ever introduced you to cheetah 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
4310 I was just used and dumped. And it hurts. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4311 "Peeling away the layers is difficult for me". 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4312 It's a slippery slope when a patient tries to appeal to his therapist. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4313 A bunch of guys keep calling me a 'plantain.' How can I cope with such hurtful bullying? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4314 And how long do you feel better after making the clown slip? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4315 Lets peel back the layers on your split personalities today 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4316 Yes, you have no banana, no banana today. Yet, you must have hope and stop whining, for tomorrow morning you are going to the Big Bin to mingle and become one with other rotting Plant Life, to be reborn as Compost and bring sustenance to The Crops. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4317 I know you split, but tell me how you really feel. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4318 I think you should split custardy every sundae. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4319 Do you feel light headed? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4320 We know you're not peeling well,, now let's find out why. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4321 A clear case of tentacle-envy. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4322 Mr. Dole, I can help you peel away each of your concerns. Let's begin with your lack of taste. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4323 Since technically it was a patient that left you, I suppose I can bill you as a referral discount this one time 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4324 You know that taking a walk is not an option. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4325 I can certainly see you're a peel. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4326 Can you get a grip? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4327 I can't believe you said you found me 'a peeling' 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4328 Of course you feel discarded and useless, but you have value, you do! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4329 I believe we are dealing with edible issues. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4330 Leaving the sidewalks to join the circus could make you more appeeling 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4331 "Best we have our next session after you've had lunch". 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4332 Slippage is your problem. That's why you have no friends. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4333 I'am sure women think your apealing 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4334 You do understand that when you say you want to "slip me one" it's called "transference", right? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4335 Sometimes a cucumber is just a cucumber. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4336 Sorry, but unless you fully accept me when I open up we can not have a fruitful conversation. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4337 Once you accept the fact your a discard, you can move on. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4338 You say she dumped you? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4339 So you feel that bad luck follows you? Let's explore... 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4340 Why do you feel like you have a split personality? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4341 I'm sure she finds you a-peeling. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4342 I really don't think you need to doubt your appeal to anyone. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4343 What makes you think you're unappealing? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4344 My life's a total joke! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4345 It's very tough to understand, I know. I just feel very empty inside. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4346 It's been almost two months since my last slip, but I am feeling optimistic about this week. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4347 I had a slip of the tongue and the next thing you know she was doing a double somersault in to the pool 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4348 Is this real life or am I in therapy? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4349 Were you peeling any better after last week's session? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4350 No, Mr. Bananafuco, Viagra won't help. It's a clear case of banana ennui. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4351 And when did you first realize you weren't appealing? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4352 You just think you love me. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4353 So tell me about the first time you started to peel? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4354 I can see that confidence is not your problem. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4355 And you're tired of getting blamed for all these accidents? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4356 My girlfriend, Olive, just doesn't understand me. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4357 I want to split with Sundae. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4358 It pains you when they say you are in cahoots with orthopedic surgeons? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4359 So whenever you try to talk to someone you keep slipping up? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4360 "Well Dwayne, I guess you're right; now that we've peeled away your tough exterior, YOU ARE NOTHING! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4361 Confessions of an Ex-Vegan 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4362 Don's therapist told him it happens to everyone, it is normal with age. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
4363 Freudian slips are not your fault. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4364 From another perspective, your comedy brings a lot of joy to people. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4365 And that's when she told me she wanted a banana split 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4366 Mm-hmm..and can you describe what makes you feel used now? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4367 My life has been all slip-ups. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4368 What makes you feel empty inside? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4369 You feel empty inside? I can empathize; so did I about 15 minutes ago. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4370 Maybe you should see someone more Freudian. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4371 There's no "coulda" "shoulda" "woulda" in slapstick. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4372 After which you suffer from uncontrollable hysterics? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4373 You've got to work on becoming more thick-skinned. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4374 I agree, I do think she was just using you. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4375 They put you where? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4376 So you feel rejected? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4377 So when was your last Freudian slip? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4378 What's the icda 10 code for this visit? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4379 You are too yellow and too slippery for psychoanalysis: but I'm the Top Banana around here. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4380 I feel hollow inside, incomplete, a slippery joke. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4381 So, you've felt empty ever since your split? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4382 Okay, under hypnosis, you've peeled away all my layers; now show me where you hid the banana. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4383 Again, Mr. Walters, in my profession we don't like to use that word. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4384 It takes a lot of courage to bare yourself like this. I respect that. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4385 I still think you have sex appeal... 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4386 There's something slippery about your answers today. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4387 Why did your lover treat you like a pratfall? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4388 I keep slipping through the main stream in society/ 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4389 So you aren't happy to see me? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4390 You must stop blaming yourself for their falls. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4391 I understand how you must puh... feel. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4392 When did you begin to feel life had passed you by? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4393 You,ve been outsourced. I can't make you great again. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4394 I am appealing to you, fix me, I feel empty inside. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4395 And sometimes I think I am a shelled nut. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4396 I just feel so empty on the inside these days. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4397 I find you strangely appealing... 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4398 It seems you have peeled back your surface persona. Perhaps now we can get to the real issues. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4399 I just feel like a mere peel of my former self. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4400 Things were terrific until I got fired during his quest to appear more presidential. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4401 I don't care about your planet, here you are just a seed pod. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4402 And how does it make you feel when he blames you? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4403 I've been empty inside since the split 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
4404 hey doc i think my father had banana split personality disorder !!! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4405 I think if we peel back your facade, we will find your authentic self. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4406 Lets unpack why you think you are responsible for every split in your relationships. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4407 I'd say you're at the bottom of a slippery slope. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
4408 So after you and your wife split ... er separated!... then you went on a bender - sorry - Freudian slip... oh! oops... 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
4409 Yes, a midlife career change can be stressful. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
4410 Let's see if we can get deeper than the feeling that you're "slip, sliding away." 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
4411 I know this might seem unprofessional, but I just seem to find you more and more a-pealing... 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
4412 Why does it bother you to been seen as slippery ? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
4413 Please turn over. You're spotting the couch. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
4414 We've been over this a million times. I don't know why she doesn't find you appealing 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
4415 So whose always ridiculing your potassium deficiency? 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
4416 And then she told me...that i wasn't ripe enough, so i split. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
4417 And you've grown tired of being the butt of that joke! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4418 ' How long have you had these slipping sliding nightmares?' 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
4419 Not even your mother found you appealing? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4420 I just can't shake the feeling that my life has been nothing but a slippery slope. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4421 Does it bother you that people think you're bananas? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4422 Has seeing a male psychotherapist ever appealed to you? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4423 I'm just saying that describing this as mean-spirited belittling language may be a bit of an overreaction. Some people may choose, depending upon the circumstances, to see you simply as a piece of fruit, and refer to you as such. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4424 Among bananas, "penis envy" is exceedingly rare. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4425 So when did you go bananas? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4426 Why do you think you're empty inside? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4427 Over and over I hear 'slip and fall' in my head. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4428 At your age it's normal to slip a little. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4429 You do understand you're only proverbial, right? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4430 I feel like I've lost my center. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4431 I'm tired of making people slip on the sidewalk. Ok...I've never made anyone slip on the sidewalk. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4432 She says I'm not appealing. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4433 I was born a berry but transitioning as a fruit 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4434 And tell me why you don't feel appealing anymore? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4435 When did you first start feeling like a wallflower? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4436 It's healthy to peal away your inner self and not go bananas. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4437 It's very common--many discarded banana peels develop abandonment issues. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4438 So, if I may summarize: many find you to be a-peeling, yet treat you like garbage. Do I have that right? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4439 Listen Bud, I'm your analyst; NOT your sexual surrogate! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4440 How was your week? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4441 I think we need to get you into a ‘0’ step program. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4442 Of course you feel abandoned... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4443 When did you first start to feel that you were different? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4444 Let's get in touch with your inner self. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4445 Now, what's this fetish about? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4446 Well, someone might slip on you and break their neck. So, you CAN still be relevant. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4447 Tell me about whatever 'appeels' to you .... 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4448 Sometimes, I just feel so empty. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4449 When did these anxieties about vegans begin? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4450 Then I told her "hey, you slipped up, not me". 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4451 Can we unpack this? I know that when you're stepped on people laugh, but why do you think they're laughing at you? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4452 I'm going bananas getting stepped on all of the time,... I bruise easily. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4453 Last week, we discussed pulling back your skin to show your true self. How did that go this week?" "Well... 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4454 Clinically speaking, you've clearly gone bananas. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4455 Yes just a cigar, just a banana, and just a banana peel. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4456 I understand how you self identify, but I am not calling you a fruit. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4457 I think you're showing early signs of PTSD 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4458 My expierence with Banana's like yourself, is that there's more than meets the eye, 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4459 You might want to reconsider your position. It is a slippery slope you are on. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4460 You should know by now life is a slippery slope. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4461 We've peeled away some of the issues that cause you to keep slipping. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4462 You're suffering from a common case of plantain envy. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4463 I feel there's something left hanging. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4464 It sounds like you mistook what she meant by "split." 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4465 If I'm the subject of one more Freudian slip, I swear, I'm leaving the profession. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4466 Let's peel away your recent experiences 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4467 What makes you feel like you've been torn apart? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4468 Is this your way of saying you find me appealing? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4469 Yes, it's true, life is short. But then, so are you. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4470 So people think you are slippery? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4471 So you're glad you're not an orange? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4472 I see your inner you decided to skip our session. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4473 I'm just so sick of always being depicted as some hazard. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4474 Whew. Is it hot in here? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4475 Everyone feels used and abandoned at some point in their life. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4476 It seems like your relationships fail because you split. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4477 These feelings of guilt, you say the person slipped while texting? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4478 So what, you made a guy slip. You gonna stop living? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4479 I just don't know, Doc. Feels like I'm going down a slippery slope. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4480 I'm proud of you for sharing your peelings. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
4481 When I accepted the role I thought “Planet of the Apes” could make me famous… 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4482 So you feel empty inside or like something is missing. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4483 You seem to be lacking substance. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4484 You've got to stop trying to give people the slip. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4485 I'll split with you any day. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4486 Of course you feel altered, but appeal is still appeal. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4487 I've always had trouble revealing myself to people. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4488 So you feel like your husband is slipping away. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4489 Bobo, are you still there? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4490 And when the man called you "slippery", how did that make you feel? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4491 So how does it make you feel to always be the butt of the joke...? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4492 "Penicillin" that's what I suggest. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4493 I am having trouble slipping because I peel guilty... 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4494 It seems you don't have much to say about your split. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4495 It's not unusual for a banana peel to want to be an octopus. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4496 You're not THAT appealing. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4497 I don't feel guilty if it was a Freudian slip. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
4498 Indeed, your 'haunting sense of disembodiment' certainly sounds very interesting, but I'm afraid that we're just about out of time. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4499 So, you feel your life is slip, sliding away. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4500 What if you can't find your birth tree? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4501 Looking back, being neglected when I was young and green wasn't such a bad thing after all... 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4502 Tell me more about how you feel empty inside.... 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4503 How long have you had this feeling of adequacy? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4504 This is complex; I'll have to unpeel several layers of your personality. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4505 Does your purpose in life make you happy, and if not, what's your biggest disappointment? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4506 Tell me more about this slip-up problem you've been having. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4507 I meant naked in the emotional sense but this works. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4508 What do you mean you have regressive illusions of becoming a starfish? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4509 Lots of empty nesters feel kind of aimless. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4510 Well, Marvin. Sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4511 Relax, You'll never be stalked again. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4512 Most anyone in your position would feel like a discarded banana peel. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4513 I'm really not comfortable with you sitting there judging me for how I use your better half. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4514 You are not only slippery, but truly evil, and should consider a career in politics ASAP! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4515 Don't be so hard on yourself, you're all appeal. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4516 People may toss you away but always remember it's what's inside that counts. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4517 Why shouldn't they step on me? Obviously, something's missing. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4518 Miss Peel, how long have you been under the impression that you are a ballerina? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4519 ...and then she just split on me. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4520 Let's peel back another layer and really dig into the meat of your issues. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4521 And how long have you been having these kinds of thoughts about sidewalks? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4522 Wanna' slip on something more appealing? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4523 I've just never found psychotherapy very appealing. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4524 Despite the anti-immigrant sentiment in the country, you must come to grips with the fact that your mother was a plantain. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4525 She said I lacked a certain appeal. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4526 Let's go back to the mustachioed man and the day of the crash. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4527 Thanks for clearing my cramps...now what can I help you with. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4528 It may all seem fruitless now, but be careful not to slide down that slippery slope. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4529 You feel I slipped when peeling back your layers? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4530 Why do you feel like you're at the bottom of every joke? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4531 Yes, other fruit. ANY other fruit. Do you think I'm crazy? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4532 How did you slip back in here? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4533 When did you start experiencing this feeling of emptiness? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4534 It matters not what I think you are. Do you identify as a banana peel without the elongated edible fruit, or a lily blossom with a short stem? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4535 He said he didn't find me appealing anymore 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4536 Now, on those occasions when you were being punished -- placed in the refrigerator--was the refrigerator light on, or were you in total darkness? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4537 I mean, who's to say I'm not an apple? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4538 We're not likely to make any real progress if this is the way you are going to respond 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4539 Everything with you is subconscious. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4540 Please stop with the 'Freudian slip' excuse - you're consciously being offensive. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4541 I feel deserted. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4542 I don't know Doc, I literally feel split on the issue... 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4543 I'm having an existential crisis. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4544 So, you feel like your life is slipping away from you? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4545 I'm very accident-prone. What does that mean, doctor? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4546 Your wife, Orange Peel, says you won't help with the kids. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4547 First off, you've got to stop blaming yourself. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4548 What evidence do you have that you're no longer appealing? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4549 So, what do you think your appeal is? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4550 Do you want to talk about your feeling of being so stepped upon? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4551 Many kids grow up fine in families without social standing or appeal. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4552 Don't even think of coming at me with your sex appeal 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4553 But he's a watermelon rind, Ms. Chiquita . You didn't think there'd be issues? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4554 Your inner self was soft and fragrant. Tell me more about your exterior. Is it...slippery? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4555 In your case a paranoid fear of body snatchers may not be unreasonable. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4556 "Continual denial is bringing you right back to that slippery slope". 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4557 I'm not clear on your reference to a Freudian slip. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4558 I aspired to be Bananas Foster but ended up in somebody's smoothie. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4559 No one would be falling all over you if you weren't so slippery. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4560 I just have this feeling of emptiness 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4561 I never thought we would split. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4562 Yes, I do understand that that slip wasn't consciously intended. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4563 So you're saying you have regrets about having a relationship with someone less evolved. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4564 You call that a Freudian slip ? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4565 Yes, Yes, I am sure you were once quite the specimen but lets explore those feelings of inadequacy. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4566 I know you're upset but it's not your fault he slipped. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4567 ...and THEN they put me in the refrigerator! 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4568 Fermenting is a dead-end 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4569 I thought you said you were "appeallng," not "a-peeling". 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4570 I'm just a shell of my former self. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4571 Kiss me and I'll turn into a handsome Prince 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4572 You have fears of falling? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4573 I actually specialize in marriage splits, not banana splits. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4574 I'm just the shell of what I used to be. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4575 Tell me about your bunch of origin. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4576 So, when did you start to think people were laughing at you? 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
4577 Yes now that you have opened up I understand the appeal that separates you from the bunch, but I can't slip from my professional oath. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4578 Do you think everyone finds you appealing? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4579 I keep wondering, "Why me? Why did she need to slip on me?" 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4580 I'm sure someone out there will find you aPEELing... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4581 Even though your inner core is missing, you still have appeal. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4582 It's like every man I attract turns out to be a total monkey. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4583 " Then she said 'I would be just as appealing .' 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4584 It's not always your fault. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4585 And that's why we split. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4586 Why do you think your feelings are so easily bruised 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4587 Quit monkeying with me. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4588 Let's start with why you think everyone blames you. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
4589 Origination of the Freudian Slip 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4590 And how long have you been having this recurring nightmare of the clumsy man in a porkpie hat? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4591 Let me get this straight: you’re tired of being appealing? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4592 So you've lost your banana. You're still appealing. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4593 Yet you still feel devoid of appeal? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4594 How many lawyers did you say you are working with? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4595 So she says, "No, I don't like you. You're thin-skinned and slippery." Frankly, Doc, I was hurt. You find me appealing, don't you, Doc? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4596 Tell me why you think you lost your appeal. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4597 . . . and you think I'm appealing? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4598 I can't explain it, I'm just going bananas! 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4599 I sense a feeling of emptiness and a loss of bananahood 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4600 You *have* to get over these feelings of inferiority. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4601 Why these are Manolo Blahniks, why do you ask? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4602 The pratfalls don't get laughs anymore, just compassion and Day-o, Day-o, Day-o. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4603 I'm not delusional. I AM responsible for the first Freudian Slip! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4604 You're a top banana that feels empty inside. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4605 Well, in your case going bananas may not be all that bad. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4606 Yeah, I get it, don't get them in a bunch? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4607 In our last session; you spoke of safety concerns with your job at the ice cream... 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4608 Come out from under the coffee table and confront your feelings, Kong. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4609 I keep dreaming that I'm in a jungle being chased by apes and I can't escape. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4610 I used to be the top banana, but now I feel it all slipping away. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4611 How long have you obsessed about being a Chiquita fruit bowl? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4612 How long have you felt unappealing? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4613 So let me get this straight, YOU'RE the victim of all those slip and falls? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4614 Should I man up and just split? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4615 But I don't mean to cause people to slip, I just can't help myself. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4616 So, which candidate do you imagine you'll land on? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4617 Last week we talked about how self-actualization was driving you bananas...How's that going? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4618 And how did it feel to be called a fruit? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4619 So, you feel like you were thrown away? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4620 You give new meaning to a "Freudian slip". 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4621 I was kicked out of the Berries restroom and they demanded I show them my seeds. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4622 When you chose a career in show business, do you feel you were just reinforcing your need to be stepped on? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4623 So we both have body language issues. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4624 Now, how can we turn "I feel like some kind of accident magnet" into something less self-victimizing? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4625 Why do you feel you have no purpose? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4626 "I felt used, discarded! ", Doc (sob) (sob) 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4627 When did you first feel like a plantain in a banana's body? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4628 And why do you think no one takes your seriously? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4629 No, no. I don't think you're nuts at all... 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4630 No need for guilt. ..After all, what were the odds??? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4631 Sorry, the doctor - patient relationship prevents me from "Slipping the Light Fantastic" with you. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4632 “You feel failure because you went on a bowl of cereal instead of fulfilling a dream of being Bananas Foster? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4633 Please forgive me. I peeled away your vulnerable facade and devoured your inner self. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4634 I understand that he fell, but I really think you're missing what 'Freudian' means. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4635 You shouldn't let people put you down in the first place. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4636 I hate it when they use the bathroom and snack during sessions! 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4637 We knew that when you began the gender reassignment it was going to be s slippery slope! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4638 Tell me how you felt when you peeled. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4639 Yes, banana lives matter. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4640 Don't be so hard on yourself. Every top banana hits the skids. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4641 I think we should explore further this experience of losing yourself. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4642 How long have you had these feelings of emptiness inside you? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4643 How long have you had this feeling of being a mere shell of your former self? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4644 I am going bananas.." ohh, you've slipped again?. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4645 I also didn't think the New Yorker could come up with another cartoon about psychotherapy. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4646 Now tell me about your mum. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4647 And why exactly do you feel that you're unappealing? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4648 That's not what I meant when I said time to split. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4649 So you feel guilty about all these slip-ups? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4650 Could you connect these feelings of emptiness with the impulse to make people slip? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4651 I know you're depressed since you're no longer not top banana, but I think you still have appeal. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4652 Caution: Extra-slippery puns at play. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4653 Tell me more about your edible arrangement phase. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4654 That's a bit of a role reversal, usually you cause people to slip up 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4655 You want to peel what? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4656 I'm just tired of being stepped on, Doc. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4657 I'm afraid we are on the slippery slope, Mr Cranston. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4658 So tell me more about this 'first banana'... 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4659 OK, so then she said she wanted a banana split? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4660 So you offered Chiquita protection, and she threw it all away? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4661 You're ahh peeling... I mean appealing. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4662 I feel like something is missing from this relationship. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4663 You say you feel empty? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4664 How long have you had nightmares about flying monkeys? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4665 You shouldn't blame yourself, the accident sounds like it was caused by a Freudian slip. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4666 Let's discuss this perception that your appeal is slipping, and you feel empty inside. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4667 I have a great feeling of emptiness inside. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4668 Just because you have pointy heads, yellowed skin and are bent over doesn't mean you're not lovable." 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4669 I think you need to avoid that slippery slope. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4670 Don't worry, you're not the first to make a Freudian slip. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4671 "It's a slippery slope". 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4672 Your payments are on a sliding scale. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4673 Fruit, herb. What does it matter? Everyone loves you. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4674 The Fall of Man is hardly a laughing matter, Mr. Peel. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
4675 Even for me, it's hard to believe you've tripped that many people. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4676 But I don't think you could be more appealing than you are right now. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4677 It doesn't matter if you're not mentioned first, you're still an integral part of the sandwich. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4678 Yes, some feelings are more slippery than others. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4679 Do you remember where you were when you first noticed that "you lost it?" 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4680 How long have you had this sense of rejection? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4681 Literal or Freudian? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4682 ...and you still blame yourself for his injury? Let's see if we can't peel back another layer. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4683 How did you feel when your parents split? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4684 O.K., let's recap: you've lost a lot of weight; you're lost you sex appeal; you don't feel whole any more, you miss your bunch of buddies and you sense that you are slipping. Time to recycle your life. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4685 Sure I am soft hearted but why do they blame me for giving them the slip? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4686 One way we can work through his is by accepting you have a slippery side. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
4687 Obviously, your fruit was not comfortable in its own skin. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4688 When the fault is clearly not yours, you must let it slide. So to speak. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4689 Going bananas? I'm sorry, I only see fruitcakes. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4690 I think you may be suffering from peel envy. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4691 Stepping on a banana peel isn't the same as a Freudian slip. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4692 That's it for today. Please show yourself out. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4693 So you're why so many Freudians slip... 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4694 And remember, the next Big Slip Up is right around the corner. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4695 When did this feeling of abandonment start? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4696 Four foot, six foot, eight foot bunch? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4697 you must learn to not blame yourself for the death. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4698 I know I've been in this business too long when I start answering your questions! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4699 Quit looking so smug! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4700 So, tell me exactly when your banana split. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4701 So you're blaming Ben & Jerry for the split...is that right? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4702 I feel like I have been on a slippery slope as of late 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4703 He slipped so I came instead. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4704 Do you want to be addressed as 'he,' 'she,' or..? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4705 And you were saying,"You have appeal". Or was that a Freudian slip? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4706 No one ever finds me appealing. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4707 Let the tomato laugh. He's stuck at first base. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4708 You can't let the down fall of some many be totally your responsibility. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4709 You want to put your what into my what?!? You really are sick. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4710 Identity dysphoria can make you think you're not a peeling. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
4711 So how did it make you feel when your owner ate you? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
4712 So, I hear your life has been pretty slippery these days. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4713 So you are saying you were a man before, right? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4714 You say your wife is a gluttonous baboon, Please explain. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
4715 Now..., you say you were referred to me by an existing patient? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4716 Those Cialis commercials are wearing me out. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4717 Let's get back to your dream of making my husband slip and break his pelvis 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4718 Since Conchita left me, the bunch has sided with her and now I am turning to mush; Doc, can you save my skin? 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
4719 "Now that you've taken responsibility, you have to learn to forgive yourself". 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
4720 Orange you glad you are not a banana? 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
4721 Would you feel more comfortable on a salad plare? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4722 So you find life to be slipping away from you? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4723 Next week work on crossing your left leg over your right leg. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4724 So believe you have a thin skin. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4725 You've peeled back the layers but you continue to slip. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4726 When did you first noticed you were being stalked by monkeys? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4727 I knew you found me a-peeling 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4728 Have you been feeling emty on the inside lately? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4729 Why so miffed? All I said was 'Sometimes a banana is just a banana.' 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4730 You have survivor’s guilt. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4731 Slippin', sliden' away--is that your mantra? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4732 Every time the psychiatrists' convention is in town, I make a Freudian slip. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4733 What happens when people do walk all over you? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4734 I didn't say your were bananas, I meant you must be bananas 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4735 I've tried Viagra and Cialis, nothing works. She slipped out of our apartment. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4736 So, every time someone picks you, you feel the need to split? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4737 Of course you have separation issues, you're a bloody banana. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4738 You seem to be perking up a bit. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4739 I told you I don't go out with my patients, not even for "just a cup of coffee." It's a slippery slope. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4740 Did our foreplay make up for eating you? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4741 And when did you two split? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4742 And why did that appeal to you? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4743 You may think I have great legs, but you have no appeal for me. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4744 I'm sensing an unusual amount of friction from you today. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4745 Tell me how you feel about being peeled from the wrong end? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4746 So, you're making an appeal to lessen the number of New Yorker psychiatrist cartoons? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4747 So you only feel like half an octopus. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4748 I can't help it, I am naturally attracted to people with one foot in the grave. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4749 So, they laughed at you when he slipped on you? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4750 I mean, I know I'm appealing and she tells me she she loves me for what's inside. So why do I feel so empty? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4751 It hurts on the inside. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4752 So it sounds like what you're trying to say is that you don't want to let this relationship slip away like the last few did. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4753 I get the slips and falls, but you can't blame yourself for rise of ISIS. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4754 I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE LOST YOUR APPEAL. I THINK YOU HAVE SIMPLY GONE BANANAS. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4755 Now you are upset, because I couldn't resist eating you. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4756 Maybe if you were less slimy, people wouldn't step on you so much. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4757 He said I'm no longer appealing. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4758 Tell me again why you find a peel appalling. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4759 So you feel others don't find you appealing? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4760 Feelings are like onions. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4761 It's not your fault you were the banana peel his one foot was on. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4762 You have a slippery appeal. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4763 So tell me, how long have you felt that you're not a peeling? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4764 So, you feel guilty about the part you played in the Freudian slip? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4765 You say you're losing appeal? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4766 Try to think of yourself as a peeling. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4767 Get over it. Your life is one big joke. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4768 Although I was born a squid I always felt I wanted to live my life as a calamari. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4769 When did you start feeling guilty about collecting a share of the money in these fake slip and fall cases? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4770 I always said he was a slippery character! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4771 you are! appealing and well adjusted; we'll have to deal with the fruit or vegetable thing next time. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4772 I'm telling you, I've gone bananas! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4773 We can't move on until you can come to terms with your slippery side. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4774 Why do you think I find you appalling? You are actually appealing. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4775 And which Freudian did you make slip? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4776 You really feel you lack appeal??? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4777 I only booed once and then I was smashed into a cleshay. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4778 So what you seem to be saying is you have never been the same since your parents split. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4779 Now we need closure. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4780 When did you first feel this desire to take people down 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4781 So tell me when it all started to fall apart. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4782 I think you feel you have no core inside. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4783 That was a Freudian split. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4784 Have you considered approaching Cialis Mr. Dole? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4785 You say you're thick-skinned, but people have seen through your façade and have taken advantage of you. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4786 No, I will not slip on you ! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4787 Please tell me more about that dream. So you were a stepping stone and then...? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4788 Tell me about the clowns. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4789 And when did your sex peel begin to slip? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4790 Tell me why you feel like a punchline. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4791 Is there rigid banana flesh under your peel, or are you just happy to see me? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4792 I'm peeling very depressed. My girlfriend wanted to split. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4793 Your issues are certainly appealing. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4794 Damn genie said I'd be TOP BANANA! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4795 Honestly, I don't know why I split ! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4796 A textbook case of stamen envy if I ever saw one. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4797 No one ever finds me appeeling enough. It's always orange, orange, orange. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4798 It's quite normal that sometimes you're just a banana. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4799 You need not doubt yourself. Of courseyou have appeal. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4800 So when did you start feeling like a mere shell of your former self? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4801 How long have you and your ex been split up? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4802 It was a Freudian slip. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4803 Sorry. Mellow Yellow has been debunked. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4804 About how long ago did you and your wife split? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4805 I feel like my life is slipping away. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4806 So, you enjoy making slip-ups? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4807 Well, my mother started hanging with a pretty ripe bunch, that's when my Dad split. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4808 Being the second banana is okay. As long as you're not the third. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4809 I think you need to stop that diet. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4810 "And to think, after all of these years, it was me who was slipping". 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4811 Did you say 'pear or pair'? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4812 I think you should get in touch with your inner self. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4813 I don't think you're crazy. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4814 What makes you think you've lost your appeal? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4815 My life has been characterized by a long slippery slope. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4816 And why exactly do you feel no one finds you "a-peel-ing"? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4817 That's what we call in the profession a Freudian slip. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4818 Excuse me, sir, but your session is not quite finished. Are you trying to give me the "slip?" 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4819 So -- deep feelings of emptiness followed by bouts of hysteria? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4820 And I really resent when she accuses me of slipping up. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4821 He gave me the Freudian slip! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4822 The first peel is the deepest. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4823 This is progress. You've learned how to express your peelings. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4824 So, explain why you feel unfulfilled with your life? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4825 Was that a Freudian slip just now? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4826 Be easy on yourself. You're not the cause of people's Freudian slips. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4827 And how did that make you feel when the banana deserted you for three scoops of ice cream and a maraschino cherry? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4828 Whenever I get close to someone they split 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4829 So what happens after you slip into this other realm? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4830 I have an obsession that I will cause an accident 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4831 Yes, Mr. B., a Freudian slip. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4832 No, I'm not "a slip of a thing." 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
4833 Why don't you think you're appealing? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
4834 Ah yes: that empty feeling, that empty feeling.... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
4835 I feel like I'm slipping. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
4836 "So you feel that this split can be contributed to your being cut down in your prime, your separation anxiety from the bunch you grew up with and the cause of a near fatal clown fall". 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4837 having sex with your patient isn't an ethics violation if the patient is a fruit. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4838 Would you prefer I address you as Mr. Foster or "Bananas"? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
4839 Honest, doc, it's gonna take a bunch to peal back what slipped me up years ago. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
4840 I didn't think you would take "penis envy" personally. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
4841 You're thinking only skin-deep--get to the substance! 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
4842 Maybe they're not laughing at you but with you. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
4843 Are you mocking the way I sit? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
4844 Damn . . . I can hardly resist your appeal ! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
4845 Get over it! I'm a little bananas too after dealing with you guys all day. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4846 Since when did therapy have such a broad, a peel? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4847 So being the top banana slipped away,....get over it! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4848 Your girlfriend is a fern? 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
4849 Repeat the part about it striking midnight and then... 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4850 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
4851 Since our last session, I see you decided to take my advice and release your inner banana. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4852 Don't give me the slip! 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
4853 (When your married to David Copper field.) "Honey, can you hurry up and say "Abra-ca-dabra" because your body is sweating fruit juice on my sofa." 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
4854 I'm afraid low humor doesn't enhance appeal. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4855 I'm sorry, you are right, I shouldn't refer to it as a slip. Would you please elaborate about your relapse. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4856 You don't feel whole anymore? Let's explore that. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4857 First, stop giggling. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
4858 You're projecting again . . . you are not the butt of ALL jokes. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
4859 Textbook split personality. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4860 You're feelings of worthlessness seem to be well founded. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
4861 How do you peel now? 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4862 In the larger context of my life it was just a little slip. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4863 Look, I understand that you're feeling empty inside. But it's no reason to let your life slip away. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4864 You may have lost your bananas but you are still appealing. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4865 My id couldn't make it. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
4866 The outer beauty is what really matters. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
4867 Nooo! He's building a wall in Mexico Chiquita! 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4868 Looks like your past life regression therapy was a huge success. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4869 It's okay Mr. Peele, we all slip-up sometimes. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4870 Tell me about the first time you killed someone. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4871 Perhaps is time to branch out as an actor and try other roles? 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
4872 I'll see you at group next week with a bunch 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4873 "When did you decide you wanted to be a plaintain"? 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4874 So you're saying you feel as if you lost the hero inside yourself. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
4875 You're so much more than just a peel. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4876 So you and your wife are headed to Splitsville? 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4877 I know you asked me to not look at you but your emptiness was just too demanding! 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4878 How long have you not been feeling like a star? 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
4879 You shouldn't feel inferior. You have lots of ap-peel. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4880 I'm starting to think I have abandonment issues. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
4881 This really won't cure your phallicism." 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
4882 Now, about this feeling that you're tripping up everyone ... 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
4883 Do you need a tissue? 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
4884 When did you first feel that that the people in your life were slipping away? 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
4885 The appeal will be classified under "separation anxiety." 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4886 Don't have to take it so personally, your name just slipped my mind. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4887 No, that was the other kind of slip. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4888 I understand it isn't easy to open up to me without your bunch 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
4889 A Banana is a Banana....How many times do I have to say this? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
4890 I know it's painful, but it's funnier with you. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4891 You've had one too many daiquiris. 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
4892 Let's talk about a time when you fell down. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
4893 Well, that's not exactly what Freudian slip means. 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
4894 Do you want to remain split with him? 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
4895 Tell me more about why you think you're not appealing. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
4896 Being top banana wasn't quite what I expected 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
4897 I thought our marriage was as good as a sundae but she wanted a split. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
4898 So you say you feel empty inside for some reason 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
4899 Is there any particular time of day when you feel as though you are a banana peel? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
4900 So, you feel empty, walked on and as if everyone is laughing at you? 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
4901 I have a vindictive nature 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
4902 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU COULD BE PRESIDENT 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
4903 I believe you are suffering from ecdysiatimism. But don't worry, it got me through medical school. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
4904 Our time's up. Please see yourself ALL THE WAY out 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
4905 Yes, I make a lot of money talking to banana peels. 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
4906 I didn't mean to literally make like a banana and split. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
4907 So when did your fantasy about being stepped on by Hillary Clinton start? 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
4908 I know it's unethical, but I just love the way you feel inside of me. 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
4909 I hear you saying that you feel eaten up inside and just thrown aside to rot. 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
4910 Can you really blame yourself for her texting while walking? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
4911 Banana! 1.1250 0.08695 32 30 0 2
4912 Guess he ran out of cereal again 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
4913 She said I'm bananas and have no appeal. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
4914 When did you first realize that you identified more with satire? 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
4915 Your appeal? Only skin deep. 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
4916 And how do you peel about that? 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
4917 Hey, where did your other half go? 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
4918 Did you have any issues on the tree? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4919 Funny, yet dangerous. Maybe I have a split personality. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
4920 My banana left me because he said he had appeal without me. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
4921 Have you lost a connection to the inner you? 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
4922 Lately, I've been feeling more like just shell and no content. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
4923 You say you feel stepped on and ridiculed? 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
4924 Sorry, I did not intend to unpeel you! 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
4925 I'm hoping we can peel back the layers and get to the root of the problem. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
4926 I said 'slippery'. It's a clinical term. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
4927 And why do you think you always act like a coward? 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
4928 Why do you think you have a "slippery" feeling? 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
4929 I peeled when my banana split! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4930 Do you think, perhaps, at some at some level, your mother's inability to express affection, and not your comedic impulse, might be behind your need to be stepped on? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
4931 Studies indicate that an early traumatic peeling can cause low self esteem in later years. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
4932 No! I never date a patient! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
4933 Now I just feel so empty. It's a slippery slope. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
4934 I guess there was really only one layer to peel away... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
4935 …and then you unzipped me…and then you smothered me in whipped cream…and then you stuck in a sweet red cherry...and then you licked it off…and then you plunged me into your mouth…and then you sank your teeth into me… 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
4936 How do you feel about causing the first Freudian slip? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
4937 So, what you're saying is that everything leads you down a slippery slope? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
4938 I told you not to split! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
4939 Yes, I find you appealing , your a real smoothie. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
4940 A slip of the banana is not the fault of the mind. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
4941 Isn't it time to let go of your guilt 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
4942 I feel like I'm just a shell of my former self, Doc. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
4943 Then he just pealed me open, it was awful it still haunts me now... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
4944 Didn't I slip on you last week? 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
4945 'Gee, I would enjoy this banana even more if I didn't have to take off the peel,' said no one ever. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
4946 With the loss you suffered ... it's only natural to feel inadequate. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
4947 I was just one from a giant bunch. Fighting my way through this cruel world with ambitions to be the Big Banana. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
4948 I know he slipped on you, but why exactly did you need to come here? 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
4949 My couch is not 'clothing optional'! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4950 Did it ever occur to you that you *are* the problem? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4951 I want to change my life, but I just can't see the appeal 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4952 I thought your appointment was on Wednesday. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
4953 I was the top banana before I slipped...could I lie on the floor I'm more comfortable there. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4954 So, you're telling me that being slippery is just in your nature... 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
4955 I scream! You've deserted yourself! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4956 After being chewed and spit out by monkeys, then tossed about by clowns, your future really is rotten. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
4957 DON'T WORRY, IN YOUR CONDITION IT IS NOT UNUSUAL TO HAVE A SLIP 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4958 Of course others find you appealing. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4959 Too many suitors? I can see your appeal. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4960 I understand your separation anxiety when you split. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4961 You're just a slip of a thing 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4962 So you feel you're not appealing? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
4963 Quick, New Yorker, get some good cartoons or you're going to fold 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4964 Don't feel guilty about the rise in insurance premiums in slip-and-fall accidents. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4965 Define your definition of a slip-up. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4966 I'm sorry but our time is ripe. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4967 Don't be so upset, "going bananas" doesn't refer to you 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
4968 Now we can peel back and get to your core. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
4969 At times I feel you don't tell me what I need to know 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4970 Theres nothing funny about being a doormat. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
4971 Tell me about your peeler. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4972 So how did that little Freudian slip make you feel? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
4973 So you feel you have slipped up 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
4974 And why do you want them to stop falling for your appeal? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
4975 I guess it all started when I saw my mother in a slip. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4976 You can't peel away your problems. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4977 He didn't use his hands Rachel! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
4978 Oh, I see... so what does this "stepping on" have to do with your morale? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
4979 I just feel like I'm the butt of everyone's jokes. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4980 Like Jeb you have nothing left that appeals to anyone. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4981 You need to get over being upset being a slapstick joke. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4982 You're telling me that your banana split for someone with a younger peel? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4983 I feel your castration anxiety may, in fact, be justified. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4984 So you don't feel very appealing now? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4985 So your Mom said you need a job with more prestige? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
4986 So, you said. "You have one foot in the grave, and the other one is a banana peel". 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
4987 I've noticed you often use the phrase, "I slipped up on that one." Why do you think you do that? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
4988 Not as slippery as you think. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4989 Let's leave the fruit behind, shall we? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
4990 What made you guys spilt up? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4991 Would the split have been better without whipped cream? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4992 Mr. B. it is a slippery slope. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4993 Don't you think your mother could have fallen because of a Freudian slip? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4994 You lack sex-a-what? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4995 Tell me about your slip-and-fall. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4996 Everyone loves a banana 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4997 No, you can't peel me! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4998 They're not laughing at you, they're laughing with you. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
4999 You're going to have learn to stop blaming yourself. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5000 Divorce can be devastating, but nothing compares to a banana split. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5001 When did you first notice you're appeal to others? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5002 You are not going to make any progress if you keep worrying about how people pronounce your name. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5003 So, were you ever abused as a seed? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5004 Of course you feel 'empty inside.' Your life cycle is ending. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
5005 It's not your fault. Is it important to you that it not be your fault? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5006 They hate it when I point out their Freudian slips. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
5007 Why do you think he split? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5008 "Do you still feel stigma from the time you were a fruit? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5009 It's not my fault if people trip over me. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5010 So, how long have you had this peeling feeling? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5011 So you say you've lost your appeal? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5012 Did you say, 'squeeze me?' 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
5013 If I had to put a label on it, I would say you're bananas. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5014 I know it was a big loss, but you need to focus on you now. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5015 Put yourself first; let everything else fall as it may. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5016 I'm just tired of always getting stepped on, you know? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5017 Actually I think we've made great progress.. Remember when you started coming in? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5018 Just how many do you feel have banana envy? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5019 My soul was rotten... 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
5020 And why do YOU think your always under foot? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5021 All the other banana peels get slipped on, but nobody wants to slip on me. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
5022 Do you feel that way about all vegetables? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5023 This should be easy. You don't HAVE an inner self. (set in itals, not caps). 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5024 What makes you think people are stepping all over you? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5025 Lately I feel as though my life's path is a slippery slope. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5026 Yes, I do find you appealing. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5027 You feel nobody finds you a peeling? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5028 I just cant keep people around, they all just slip away. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
5029 To counter your negative self-image, I want you to look in the mirror each morning and repeat, ‘I am appealing to others. I am appealing to others.’ Oh, wait—darn! Another Freudian slip! 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
5030 May I call you Lily? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
5031 But why assume they're laughing at you? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5032 How long have you been Trump's hair? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
5033 Oops! I just made a Freudian slip! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
5034 They asked how my appointment went... I replied, "I guess one could say it was aPEELing" 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5035 So you've been feeling slippery lately. When did this begin? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5036 tell me...were you rejected when you were a seed 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5037 It must have been hard to feel like you were destined to be compost. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5038 I'm not your sweet kumquat. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5039 What makes you feel that you are the butt end of a joke? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5040 All my friends seemed to have slipped away. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5041 Before I knew it there was chocolate syrup, whipped cream and not one, not two... but three types of ice cream." "I am diagnosing you with Post Traumatic Split Disorder. Keep journaling and we will meet next week. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5042 It's hard for you to be taken seriously, as jokes referencing you are such low hanging fruit. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5043 Hmmm... and how does your appeal slipping make you feel? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5044 Would you describe your relationship with your father as slippery? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5045 okay, instead of discussing your vulnerability, let's make a small shift and discuss your culpability 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5046 Yes, tentacle envy is a real condition. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5047 I've been trying to remember my childhood, but my memory slipped. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5048 You need to get over your guilt about making the founder of our profession fall. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5049 Seems like all that clown ever wants to do is step all over me. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5050 a banana a day keeps the patient away,,, 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5051 Well, yes, his new girlfriend is young, but remember, you have inner beauty. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5052 I don't know doc, but I peel like a banana. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5053 Let's start with, 'nanner, nanner, boo boo'. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5054 I'm suffering from a guilt complex. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5055 Maybe you need to establish other goals rather than trying to make people slip and fall. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5056 Can you believe that my last therapist had the nerve to accuse me of being slippery? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5057 There is not a banana in your pants, so are you sad to see me? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5058 Why should I feel guilty for her fall? She shouldn't have been wearing those silly backless Why should I feel guilty for her fall? She shouldn't have been wearing those silly little backless shoes! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5059 You want to be more than just A Peeling? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5060 Everyone slips up sometimes. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5061 Why do you think you're sadistic? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5062 And the guy dumped you for a gerbil? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5063 So you're wearing everyone else's troubles? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5064 Freudian slip and falls are normal. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5065 I'm feeling bruised and empty, just like the rest of the bunch. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5066 Slipping on your peel needs to be resolved. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5067 So why do you think others find you so unappealing? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5068 I gotta tell you, doc, your fashion sense is driving me bananas. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5069 Lie back down on that couch or I end this session right now! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5070 Lets peel back some of your layers and discuss your parents. Did their split cause you a bunch of pain? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5071 everyone thinks it's so funny to walk all over me and they never question how it might make ME feel... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5072 When did you first start having these feelings of rejection? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5073 I don't mean to be insensitive, but I never get AGE SPOTS! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5074 So, try though you do, you're unable to get anyone to fall for you? Is that it? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5075 When did you first feel that you're slipping. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5076 And it was after I lost my full ride to UVA, for tripping a kid in my ante-bellum south class for calling me "bananas," again, and he broke his nose, that I first started peeling depressed. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5077 Ignore that, please. It was a slip, that's all. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5078 My husband is driving me bananas! I have tried everything to make him happy. I have even tried to make myself more a peeling. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5079 You can't blame your wife for calling you 'slippery'." 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5080 Yes, I can treat you for an irrational fear of hurting someone. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5081 whats wrong in your life? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5082 How do you feel, being an ecdysiast? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5083 Having a fear of being without a peel is not a slip of the tongue. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5084 She split! 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5085 I hear you've lost your sense of humor. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5086 What is your problem?" "My skin is peeling 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5087 Your progress has been undermined by an oral fixation. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5088 You are saying you have a banana sized hole in your life you're trying to fill, go on... 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5089 And you say everybody laughs at you? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5090 I already told you my approach is Jungian. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5091 So I'm hearing that you have a fear of bringing others down 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5092 I feel like these days I'm so bruised up as time goes on 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5093 You are headed down a slippery slope. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5094 So you believe everyone is blaming you. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5095 Actually, you're my first post-op trans-banana. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5096 So how long have you had these feelings of people always trying to undress you? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5097 I slipped up again doc 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5098 Now that you've calmed down I'll change you back. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5099 Yes Edna I did say if you want to beat depression you must have 100 percent skin in the game but you take things so literally 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5100 It was a joke, now I'm being sued for a slip and fall! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5101 Your recurring dream about a cigar... How long have you been having it? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5102 And after all my weight came off, she just split... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5103 You shouldn't feel guilty just because people slip on you. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5104 What you're suffering from is a banana-split-personality. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5105 Tell me when you began to feel life slipping away from you. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5106 So, you've never been the same since she left, Mr. Miranda? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5107 Oh now, everyone slips up from time to time. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5108 When were you first aware you could shape shift into a banana? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5109 Your fragrance is overpowering. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5110 When I was I kid, I was picked on and ever since my feelings have been split. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5111 And he said he was cured of feeling like a monkey. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5112 I told you I was a witch, doctor -- what do you have to say now? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5113 My wife is always telling me I'm nothing but a synecdoche. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5114 Well, yes that is quite a breakthrough. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5115 It hurts. All I ever hear is 'It's what's on the inside that counts'. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5116 My girlfriend says I don't appeal to her. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5117 I think it's your appeal. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5118 I hate that I always slip away from people. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5119 Don't let one slip eat you up inside. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5120 Don't be too hard on yourself - we all slip sometimes. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5121 OK, so you had a slip and went a little bananas! Just get back on the wagon. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5122 Now that you've peeled off your soft and mushy side, let's see if we can work on your dark spots 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5123 ''Lily, tell me why you feel your world has turned upside down.'' 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5124 So your partner split. How did that make you peel? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5125 Yes, you're spineless, Deirdre, but that doesn't mean you lack the courage to look deep inside yourself. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5126 Well, I'm prescribing Viagra. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5127 You seem less phallic obsessive this week. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5128 When did you begin to notice those around you slipping? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5129 No. I don't feel like slipping on your peel. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5130 I don't particularly enjoy being stepped on, but those belly-laughs I get are my only bliss. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5131 Mr. Wentworth, you can come out now I ate the Banana monster. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5132 You don't think you're funny anymore? We call that "Gallagher Syndrome. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5133 I'm sorry, this session is not covered by Obamacare 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5134 Tell me more about these dreams you have been having about oblong objects. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5135 Let me guess—you're blaming Freud for your troubles again? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5136 This new paleo diet seems rather strict. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5137 Tell me what happened after you peeled off from the bunch. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5138 Careful, that's a slipper slope. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5139 Does he remind you of anyone, this big gorilla you say you see outside the window right now? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5140 The fact is, you're slippery. They were laughing with you, not at you. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5141 I pealing low, I'm not getting the jokes I ones got. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5142 Do you realize how much of your inner being you have lost? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5143 Hey, a banana! 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5144 Suddenly I feel more appealing. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5145 Are you sure it was a Freudian slip? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5146 I don't even sleep with green bananas. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5147 I feel like people just walk all over me. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5148 So, you've only recently begun to have feelings of gender confusion? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5149 It's NOT funny when people slip on me. It hurts! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5150 I've been slipping up at work a bunch lately. I'm worried I'm losing my appeal. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5151 I'm sick and tired of being blamed for everybody's pratfalls. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5152 I'm sure we can work out a payment option somehow. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5153 Now then, tell me, do you remember when this feeling of total uselessness started? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5154 Why do you believe you're a vaudevillian at heart? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5155 So, how did you discover that it's "appeal" and not "a peel"? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5156 It's normal to feel some guilt when you believe you've caused a person to slip and have an accident. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5157 So how are you peeling today? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5158 Do I find you attractive? Why, you are appeal itself! 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5159 Your dreams about your mother stepping on you is what we call a Freudian slip. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5160 So what unpeeled you this time? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5161 So why do you say "just" a banana? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5162 The alternative was Uber... 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5163 I'm not even a Freudian, so stop worrying about slips. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5164 You've been here over an hour and haven't said a thing. How am I supposed to help you? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5165 Sometimes we all feel empty inside. But when you fall down... well, you know. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5166 How long have you felt disregarded? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5167 Tell me more about this sidewalk compulsion... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5168 Ah, I hear you saying, you were in it just for the humor. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5169 I'm tired of everyone telling me I peel my clothes off like a banana! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5170 just slip into something more comfortable 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5171 Don't judge yourself by those who slip on you. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5172 Doctor, I'd like to get back with my ex. I just can't handle the constant slip-ups." 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5173 I know we've talked about the neatness, and we've talked about the oral fixation, but there's still something missing... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5174 So, you think others find you not a peeling? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5175 Who told you you have any anthropomorphic qualities? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5176 Would you say you feel emtpy since we peeled away the surface? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5177 Mrs. Peel ran off with Steed? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5178 I'm not judging you... a fruit is a fruit. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5179 So you hear dime a day Willie Loman saying, "You can't eat the fruit and throw away the peel" - in no way does that total loser invalidate your worthiness as a banana peel. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5180 Your feel that your ability to "slip up" has caused you to loose your appeal? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5181 No, I don't have a fear of slipping in heels. I sit like this for all my clients. Really. Now let's talk about you. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5182 I see you've gone bananas but we need to talk! 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5183 You say you feel empty and hollow? I'm going to prescribe one clown slipping. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5184 Now that you've slipped into something more comfortable...." 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5185 Why do you think you are always in a split? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5186 ..and that's when I realized it was me who was slipping on them 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5187 Every time I go outside, everyone goes backwards. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5188 Stop treating yourself like outdated gag. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5189 So what I'm hearing you say is that you feel empty, small and unappealing? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5190 Sit back. Relax. You're getting very slippery. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5191 I get it... you feel like an empty peel with no appeal. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5192 I'm glad you find me appealing too... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5193 I understand that you don't peel very well 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5194 When did you begin feeling others slipping up on you? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5195 So why did your better half split-up with you? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5196 You're slapstick phobic? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5197 Since my wife split, I have a hard time feeling a-peeling. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5198 Peeling away ... how did it feel . 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5199 Don't focus on the "only"--beauty IS skin deep. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5200 Why do you think lack appeal? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5201 No kidding! You're really going bananas? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5202 Can you tell me your story again? This time with no slip-ups 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5203 A Freudian slip has nothing to do with banana peels. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5204 You have a certain "a peel", you just need to wait for the right person to come along and fall for you. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5205 Listen, can we move past all of this monkey talk? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5206 Don't let your fear of being eaten destroy the happiness of today. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5207 So that's what you call a Freudian Slip. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5208 Just how long have you been feeling like a heel? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5209 As a clone, your sexual stages are limited. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5210 What's you rarliest memory of wanting to make someone slip? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5211 Why do you feel the need to laugh when people step on you? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5212 Doc, am I too thin-skinned in feeling that I've been stripped and discarded...? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5213 Oh please! Not the old Freudian slip thing again! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5214 I know I said it's a slippery slope but I didn't mean it literally 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5215 Wilted Lilly, banana peel, octopus, - you need to identify with your real self. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5216 I don't think they necessarily want to walk all over you anymore... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5217 Okay, so we can begin with your mother abandoning you. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5218 You know Doc, I feel as though I've been slipping a lot lately. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5219 Well what if the stability you provide is to audiences rather than pedestrians? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5220 Just because you had a slip, we don't have to split. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5221 It's just that I want to be special. I want to be the cherry on top. Who's that cherry think he is anyway! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5222 These slips of yours need to stop. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5223 Okay, let's try peeling back the layers now, shall we. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5224 On Skype, someone will know you are a peel 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5225 So tell me... How did you get from being in the compost to being one of the biggest GMO tycoons in the nation? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5226 I didn't realize how traumatized banana peel would be without banana 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5227 I don't know why she left you. Maybe you just didn't a-peel to her? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5228 In my case "going bananas" is not just an expression. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5229 Listen Doc, I'm fallen apart. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5230 Stop undressing me with your eyes... 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5231 You're Freudian slip reveals that like your father you find the idea of splitting down to an island republic appealing. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5232 We know what happens when you split up... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5233 I've really slipped up in life. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5234 I've always felt like a cabaret accoutrement. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5235 That's quite a big Freudian slip you just made..... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5236 And you feel your spouse is slippery? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5237 Success. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5238 Believe it or not, I too struggled for years to figure out whether I had appeal. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5239 Tell me about your childhood. How many siblings were in your cluster? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5240 We have to address your doormat complex. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5241 Perhaps injuring people is beyond your control. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5242 Broad, a peel. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5243 Why don't you like banana cream pie? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5244 How about selling slippers as a career change for yourself? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5245 Do you have an idea about why it keeps happening? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5246 You're slipping again. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5247 I've been told I have an unhealthy attraction to shoes; by the way are yours Jimmy Choos? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5248 Let's peel away and get to the fruit of your problem. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5249 So you feel like the scapegoat? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5250 I guess I never realized that you were skinned alive. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5251 Ever since I was a child I wanted to be more than something to slip on. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5252 So you say you're solo act isn't working? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5253 In analysis, it's what you hear, not what you see. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5254 Oh dear! I don't think I will get any help from Jung or Freud on that one. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5255 I have literally busted my ass on your case. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5256 Special? No -- I'd say your anger's pedestrian. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5257 So I take it that with your addiction you've had another slip. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5258 I think I'm responsible for the Freudian Slip 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5259 Very clever, Mr. Carlton. No, I haven't seen your banana. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5260 Im not gonna let this one slip away...he is quite appealing 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5261 So how did it make you feel when the person slipped and fell 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5262 It was a slip of the tongue. A Freudian slip. Continue. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5263 I'm sorry, but could you please explain what a "hollaback girl" is again? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5264 'Tell me when this feeling of being slippery began.' 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5265 You are appealing, yet others avoid you. How does that make you feel? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5266 Ok, now tell me your peelings. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5267 I suggest that at our next session you try not to get so excited. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5268 Yes, that must've been difficult... how close were you before learning the banana bread wasn't gluten free? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5269 This guilt...is it that you blame yourself for their slip? Or because you also laugh at them? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5270 So, it feels like your life seems slippery at times? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5271 I wasn't your fault. Accidents happen. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5272 You are depressed that people eat apples with the skin but not bananas? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5273 Guess this means you slipped up. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5274 With a slip, one is too many and a thousand not enough. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5275 Ridiculous! I am not trying to seduce you - I just happen to have perfectly shaped legs. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5276 So, you feel empty inside – live with it. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
5277 I just feel like I'm always getting stepped on being the butt of everyone's jokes you know. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
5278 How does that make you feel when they call you "old school" ? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5279 So you're saying, despite its appeal, infidelity is a slippery slope. . . 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
5280 What was growing up like with a red mother and a plantain father? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
5281 Don't blame yourself. In three days she would have moved on anyway. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
5282 So tell me - how are you peeling today? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
5283 What makes you think you're no loner appealing? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
5284 How long have you felt you are a Freudian slip? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
5285 No I don't think you're too skinny. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
5286 I don't care where you were last week.You still owe me 200.00. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
5287 You say you want me to walk on you? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
5288 So, you feel used by the clown? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5289 "So you feel you're "not appealing" or is it that you feel you're "not a peeling". 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5290 '..and you blame yourself?' 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5291 So, you find yourself over appealing? I can see why your wife says she can't talk to you. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
5292 Everything after "Here comes the bride" is a blur. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5293 So, my next slip off the wagon was when I was 19. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5294 AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO AVOID YOU? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5295 What do mean your grasp of reality is slipping? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5296 How does it make you feel to be the source of so many Freudian slips? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5297 You were hanging with your friends, went home to Lorena, then what? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5298 My partner walks all over me. 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
5299 ...again with the Freudian slips. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5300 Don't think of yourself as garbage. Remember it's what's on the inside that counts. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5301 When did you first realize she was running around on you? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5302 I promise you I will not be shocked at what we may find as we peel away your facade. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5303 Despite my arrogance I still have appeal? 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
5304 When was the first time you felt yourself slipping? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5305 I told you it's the inner you that really matters. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5306 Give up puns? I appeal to you. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5307 I can assure you you're not the cause of any Freudian Slip 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5308 Let's start with why you believe Mr. Trump is obsessed with you. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5309 " SO, at what point did you go Bananas? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5310 Typecast or not- you must embrace playing the part of being slipped upon. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5311 You seem confused why some people find you appealing and then just toss you away. When did these feelings first slip up on you? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5312 You appear to be a very slippery fellow. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5313 People keep getting tripped up with me. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5314 Your failure to respond is not helpful. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5315 Let's talk about your obsession with Freudian slip and falls. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5316 We already tried light therapy. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5317 And, you say since the penectomy, you've been feeling empty inside? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5318 No wonder you make slip-ups. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5319 Why do you think you lack appeal? 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
5320 And yet you seek Jungian therapy? 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
5321 And have you thought about reaching out to that snooty waiter with the full tray? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5322 Wouldn't you rather consult a Freudian analyst? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5323 no,I don't think bananas are inferior to other fruit,Do you? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5324 The desire for revenge is normal. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5325 Tell me about why you feel abandoned. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5326 I no longer feel appealing 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5327 When did you start slipping up? 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
5328 Will that be all, sir? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
5329 Your peal is not a set of fingers and it has nothing to do with the size of your banana 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5330 I can't. I see your appeal, but you're a patient.... 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5331 You gave Freud the slip, when exactly? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5332 So, can you tell me more about this split? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5333 Help me, Doctor! I just hate making people slip and fall but I always have such a strong inner compulsion to do it! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5334 I don’t know what it means, but I keep having this dream of people stepping on me and slipping. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5335 Your family was a bad bunch, but you're appealing. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5336 Some women think that I am quite appealing! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5337 It is true, you aren't The Fruit that everyone gets excited about. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5338 But it doesn't have to be funny . . . 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
5339 Sometimes I just slip into my emotions Doc... 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5340 Actually, you look very ap"peel"ing! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5341 I think we're making great progress about your physical insecurities despite the other bananas in the basket showing off. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5342 Don't underestimate your sex appeal. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5343 Organic? Of course not, he had a very conservative world view. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5344 And so, I think I hear you say you have appeal. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
5345 Can you describe these pratfalls in more detail? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5346 And how was your relationship with Luigi? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5347 Banana: Oops, that was a slip. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5348 No, you shouldn't feel any sense of inferiority being the frontrunner's backup hairdo. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5349 Could you tell me more about how your family lost their bananas? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5350 So now you're a Banana Democrat? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5351 So you see nothing in your future but brown spots, bruises, and banana peel jokes. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5352 Pardon my Freudian slip. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5353 Well, it all started when he slipped on me... 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5354 I know I make you feel empty inside but let's focus on how you felt before I put you in the blender. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5355 You feel as though you're split in half, with a vast, creamy coldness separating you from yourself. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5356 When do you think that you started to let things slip? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5357 As your therapist, I have to tell you that you're not a-peeling. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
5358 And how often do you have these nightmares about being stepped on? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5359 I just keep peeling like people are afraid of walking near me. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5360 Patient: "Dr., I think I've lost my appeal." Doctor: "Nope, you've just gone bananas" 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
5361 What I think you are telling me is that you feel unwanted. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5362 Yes, but for a peel, but you have appeal. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5363 So, you feel like an empty shell at times? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5364 For my whole life I couldn't identify being a banana. Now with your help Doctor I can tell the world I'm a Pineapple!. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
5365 Tell me more about how you were picked on and called the "fat fruit." 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5366 Let's talk about your latest slip up. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5367 I think it's time to stop blaming your mother. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5368 Nobody has stepped on you in three months? Wow 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5369 I think you need some time to peel. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5370 We've got to deal with your feelings of bitterness next time. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5371 I prefer the term "erectile dysfunction". 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5372 Just be glad I'm not a cigar. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5373 Sometimes we all feel a little "used up and worthless"........ 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5374 So when he left, you thought he meant banana split? 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
5375 So tell me about this Freudian slip. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5376 Please tell me how do you peel since our last session 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5377 "So why would you assume the keeper thinks you are still in the zoo"? 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
5378 I see you've begun to peel away the layers to find the fruit of your issue. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5379 I've had patients without appeal, but never a peel without patience. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
5380 Too bad it's not in his hand. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5381 This is carrying a Freudian slip too far. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5382 I'm sick and tired of being the butt of terrible jokes. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5383 It is a slippery slope dreaming that you are the banana that everyone slips on. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
5384 Sometimes a banana is just a banana. Sometimes, it's what you feel missing inside. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5385 You feel that you hurt everything you touch. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
5386 So tell me how you think your mind is slipping. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5387 what is below the skin here? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5388 I made like a banana. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
5389 Don't internalize blame -- it is his own fault he slipped on you. Howard F. Taylor, Princeton, N. J. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
5390 I am telling you Doc, you are going to have to peel me off this couch. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5391 So you broke away from the bunch you grew up with, and since then...you just haven't been peeling yourself? 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
5392 And if my legs are much hotter than yours? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5393 So, how do you feel about that slip? 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
5394 I'm afraid our time is up. You'll need to split. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5395 I mean, I'm actually not even slippery. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
5396 Your saying that Jimmy Durante is the last person to spin a positive message about bananas? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5397 Stop hiding behind your excoriations and rise up to your expectations! 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
5398 I have a reoccurring dream that I am on this slippery slope. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5399 My family is splitting apart! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5400 How does it make you feel to be the cause of so much ridicule and public humiliation of slapstick comics? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5401 We started dating after he represented me in a slip and fall case . . . 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5402 No I dont like that word. How about I fantasize about you gliding on me from time to time. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5403 I heard you the first time and it wasn't funny then either. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5404 'You came to this country and everyone liked you, so what made you feel like trash?' 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5405 Pedestrians should watch their step, so it's clearly not your fault! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5406 I caught my wife with another banana and she told me to peel out. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5407 We are going to try and "appeal" to your sudden feelings of being worthless. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5408 I'm sorry, but Prozac isn't approved for Starfish. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5409 Yes George, I recognize how this kind of redundancy only adds to your sense of futility. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
5410 So your're angry about slipping on an Orange peel and can't let it go. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5411 do you self-identify as split? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5412 Based on our work here today, I'm recommending to the parole board that you're not yet ready to reenter society. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5413 Your suggestive remarks are not appealing to me! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5414 So your spouse thinks you share DNA with a banana? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5415 Actually, I often wear a stalk of limp asparagus in my hair. Think of at as a conversation starter or even an homage to your Kingdom. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5416 Mr. Belknap, if brains were bones, you'd be a banana. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
5417 And the guy tripped and I went flying and landed on Donald Trump's head, and nobody noticed. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5418 Tell me how you peel 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
5419 I appreciate the offer, but it's a slippery slope. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5420 I peel like a joke. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5421 So, how long have I been having this delusion? 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
5422 Banana Splits?, hmmm. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5423 Of course you're polymorph perverse 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5424 Orange you glad I didn't say apple? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
5425 It's not your fault that Donald Trump is going to be the Republican nominee for President. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
5426 Your answer puts you on the slippery slope. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
5427 What makes you think it was your fault? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
5428 No, no Mr Houdini, I meant peel of your outer clothing only. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
5429 Well then, tell them you feel like you were born an herb and you refuse to be put in the fruit section. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
5430 Under the right circumstances you could be half of a comedy team, you have a future in show business. Forget being furniture oil. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
5431 Let's examine the origins of your hostility toward silent comedians. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
5432 I think it all began with your father slipping away from you at such a young age. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5433 Explain what you mean by "everything is slipping away" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
5434 I feel as though everything close to me slips away. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5435 Please don't take this personally but I'm not sure if I'm qualified to help you! 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5436 Where did you learn that I specialized in fruit psychology? 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
5437 So why did you 'lifestyle path' choose to start on this type of slippery slope? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5438 I'm the shrink...not you. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5439 I'm a bit concerned my patient finds me too a-peeling 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
5440 I'm sorry to hear about your boyfriend, but bananas split all the time. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5441 Your parents may not be human, but you’re still entitled to blame them for your problems 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5442 Feed me Seymour! Is that all you ever think about? 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
5443 I feel so empty and used! I also sense a lack of purpose. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5444 YOU DREMPT YOU SAW GONZILLA, THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5445 With body language like that, no wonder you've been stalked. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5446 So this empty feeling began how soon after he moved out? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5447 I remember when I slipped into you. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
5448 So, you are not peeling very well? 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
5449 How old were you when you first started feeling that no one takes you seriously? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
5450 My humming "Yes, We Have No Bananas" doesn't mean I have countertransference issues! 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5451 Describe your feelings when they accused you of acting like a star. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
5452 ``Let me stop you right there. In case you haven't notice, I'm a banana, not an onion. So let's not go the `layer' route, OK?'' 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5453 Don't blame yourself for other people's slip-ups. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5454 So, nobody has ever slipped on you and this has disturbed your id? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5455 Tell me more about your plaintain. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5456 When did you first feel the onset of this split personality disorder? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5457 Once again we see the formidable hunter, totally in tune with his surroundings, continue on his quest for his elusive quarry. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
5458 Good mental health is no accident. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
5459 So, you say you've never been the same since you woke up to find a tarantula in your crate? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5460 I constantly feel scapegoated. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
5461 This would be a lot more productive if you said something other than 'K'. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
5462 You need to remind them that sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
5463 He dumped me to get another banana. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
5464 So in a way, these constants slips are self sabotage? 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
5465 We need to work on that obsession--and no, I'm not wearing one. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
5466 He's just not that into you. 1.0870 0.08696 23 22 0 1
5467 Soo... what say we slip you outta that dress? 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
5468 (Writing) Banana feels like focal point of blame and is tired of people instantly pointing their fingers to him after hilarious or stupid slips, trips, and/or falls. 1.0870 0.08696 23 22 0 1
5469 That is a slimy thought. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
5470 It appears you have commitment issues. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
5471 I am sick of slapstick comedy I want to do something more dramatic! 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
5472 It sounds like it was a classic case of a Freudian slip-and-fall. 1.0870 0.08696 23 22 0 1
5473 How long have you had this feeling that you must peel your skin? 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
5474 You have absolutely no sex appeal. And NO, I'm not falling for you. Top banana indeed. 1.0870 0.08696 23 22 0 1
5475 The end of the session can be awkward. Oftentimes the analyst has to bear with her patient as he confronts the realization that he is not what he thinks he is. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
5476 So, did you actually make a plan to dive into the compost? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5477 It's NOT your fault, it was a Freudian slip. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5478 Are you feeling guilty because you thought it was Freud? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
5479 Yes, the outside is viewable but you're here for the hidden core 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
5480 Tell me banana was it your hot temper that caused you to split? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5481 I just want to establish some background on what has happened to your inner feelings before we begin. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5482 ....and the Donald said I'll turn you into a banana peal 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
5483 I feel empty inside, and its unapeeling. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
5484 I live in fear that someone will slip on me. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
5485 o Mr. B. tell me how you peel about your visit to the yogurt factory. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
5486 I feel split whenever somebody slips on me. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
5487 Are you a banana, or are you happy to see me? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
5488 Reality's you're integumentary, perceiving part the ripening process 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
5489 The last time I saw Olive was in a salad. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5490 When did you begin to experience friction? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
5491 I peeled first, now you. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5492 For the last time, my falling on you would not be a Freudian slip.... It's called transference. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5493 My hemline has nothing to do with your Life's Purpose...only with the fees you're paying. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
5494 Keeping a straight face with this client proved challenging. Whenever he expressed longing for a life partner, Dr. Jane couldn't help recalling that 'pair of slippers' punchline. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
5495 I feel that I can't control my slippery relationship with people. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
5496 Try to look past the pain of being peeled to see that it opens an exciting new chapter in your life. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
5497 " Due to patient confidentiality, I cannot discuss the Onion and it's may layers. You, on the other hand, only have one. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
5498 You slip on me, baby, and I'll be sure to catch you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
5499 Why do you feel he is una-peel-ing? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
5500 Someone Slipped on me Yesterday and Died! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5501 Exactly when was the last time you had a bite? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
5502 Thinking like that is a flippery slope, my friend! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
5503 Tell me about the time when she slipped 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
5504 Turnover a new leaf. Wake up and smell the roses. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
5505 I didn't say your mind was THAT slippery! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
5506 Clowns always leave the most amusing insights. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
5507 I feel that your sanity is beginning to slip. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
5508 I feel your pain. I know Beyonce is no Carmen Miranda. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
5509 Some things just can't be helped. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
5510 You're a natural self-saboteur... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
5511 Yes, I'm sure slippery guilt is hard to deal with> 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
5512 And how do you feel when people slip? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
5513 Peeling away the layers will get you to the fruits of your labor. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
5514 So, you think you're the top banana and side-splittingly funny? You don't really think you can slip that by me, do you? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
5515 I always feel like I've got one foot in the grave. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
5516 Regrets? Oh, boy, you betcha. Like being pollinated, for starters. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5517 I just can't figure out what this peeling is... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
5518 We're not talking about the slips of others...we're talking about yours! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
5519 All said was, Your attraction to neanderthal types is perfectly natural. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
5520 And why do you think I would be interested in dating a patient? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
5521 I can't help you if you are going to continue to use such slippery language. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
5522 I am being replaced by kale! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
5523 It sounds like you feel empty inside. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
5524 You're worried about your a peel. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5525 Sometimes I just feel I'm slipping. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
5526 So tell me...How long ago did he split? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
5527 You're starting to appeal to me. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
5528 Diagonsis: Peel-nus Envy. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5529 When did you first start feeling people were giving you the slip ? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
5530 So just where do you get this sudden compulsion to peel? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
5531 "Mr. Wilson, it is true. Bananas and bacon are not longer in flavor. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5532 So how long has the eggplant emoji made you feel inadequate? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5533 This is a peel to your imagination. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5534 So when were your first thoughts about this murder - suicide plan? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5535 Your masochistic tendencies make you appealing for those who step all over you. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5536 So... how does it make you feel when your father calls you 'monkey trash?' 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5537 You have a classic case of Freudian slip. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5538 You need to accept some responsibility for how others react to you. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5539 My feelings were hurt when the whole bunch said I wasn't appealing. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5540 Debbie's afternoon client used far fewer tissues than her morning client, the onion peel. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5541 Did you mean to say that, or was that a Freudian you-know-what? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5542 What were you expecting, a National Day of Morning? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5543 Why, because I like to sit like this - but wait I'm the one who asks the questions. You won't slip this by me. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5544 When do you believe you started down that slippery slope of ice cream addiction? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5545 Failing to be accepted for artisan salad mix doesn't have to mean you're just rabbit food. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5546 You shouldn't feel guilty. Jason brought the banana peel challenge upon himself. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5547 Your problems stem from the fact that you have no a-peel . 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
5548 You are aware that upskirting is illegal in New York? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5549 I knew some of my patients would be fruity, but this is a bit much. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5550 Tell me why the peeling was so emasculating. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5551 So, you are saying that it made you go bananas that she called you 'honey' and then dumped you? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5552 I don't know. I guess when it came down to it I never thought we'd ACTUALLY split. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
5553 Freudian slip? You're talkin' to the real thing, baby. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5554 Why are you using such slippery words? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5555 Believe me when I tell you, you're just plain nuts. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
5556 Why do you doubt your appeal? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5557 Do you feel like everyone is stepping on you often? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
5558 So tell me, what did she do to you? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5559 So you're feeling used, just a shell of your former self? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
5560 Tell me more about your infatuation with hammocks. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
5561 Tell me about the things in life that you find appealing. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
5562 So you feel that the split was a result of your yellowing complexion... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
5563 Hey, wanna switch seats? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5564 Just because they're laughing - doesn't make it a Freudian slip. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5565 I see you have slipped into something more comfortable. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5566 So you don't think you have appeal? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5567 You don't seem happy to be seeing me. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5568 I've come to say - I can't handle it anymore - I just can not watch another teacher go flying out the door! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5569 so how do you feel being the cause of people's constant falls? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5570 That's good. So how long have you had this empty feeling? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5571 Easy to get a complex when you are just apealing . 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5572 Did you consider that someone else might get hurt when you threw yourself down on the sidewalk? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5573 After losing the appeal, he declined to serve as first chair 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5574 Green, yellow, brown-- now black—can’t seem to fit in. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5575 Hey, you may think it's ok to look up a lady's skirt when you're on the sidewalk but not here. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5576 Let's talk about your tendency to slip into patterns. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5577 So when did you realize you were male? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5578 You are, most certainly, an early bloomer. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5579 It might have been juvenile, but I was making people laugh. Now, I am a bad retired joke. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5580 Yes, you're a peel, but you have appeal. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5581 He really is going bananas. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5582 So Mr. Peal, when did these feelings of 'Goin' Bananas' begin? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5583 And this feeling all began when you were banned from Bountiful ? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5584 Sorry, I'm more of a plantain kind of woman. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5585 I thought you got your slip already. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5586 It’s not important that I’m appealing. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5587 Are you trying to provoke me into a Freudian slip? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5588 You say you were cast away by your original owner, but I guarantee you someone new will slip into your life. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5589 Well doc, I just keep having these nightmares of people slipping one after another after another. You think it has something to do with me? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5590 Yes, let's go back this "hopelessly empty" feeling you've described having since the judge denied your re-peel. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5591 Why do you feel the need to trip people? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5592 I feel like a shell of my former self. Does that make me sound bananas? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5593 So your having split decisions? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5594 Abandonment issues are no excuse to look up women's skirts. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5595 How can I step up when everybody's always stepping on me? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5596 I don't find myself appeeling 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5597 Sometimes I think my wife is a hat. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5598 Piecing together your issue, I highly doubt that plastic surgery would be the answer... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5599 I know you're more than just a phone. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5600 There you go, peel back all your masks. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5601 No, it is not because you are seen as just an empty suit. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5602 Freudian slip? No way - peel off! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5603 So. You overheard this person say she felt as worthless as a banana peel after the banana's been eaten. How did this make you feel? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5604 You have very similar features to a vase I'm treating for anxiety. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5605 Why do you think it makes you peel that way? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5606 Why don't you accept yourself more, than everyone will like you. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5607 Do you mean emotionally walked all over? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5608 Doctor, you gotta help me. The comparisons to Trump's hair are really getting me down. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5609 So, you feel you're the slip up in other people's lives. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5610 And what makes you think people don't take you seriously? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5611 I no longer find you attractive. You are just skin to me now. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5612 Stop, you've peeled enough layers, there's nothing left. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5613 Superficial? Thin-skinned? Say more… 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5614 So...you identify more as an apple, but still prefer bananas. I have that right? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5615 2 masters degrees and a phd and this is where is gets me, taking to a bunch of bananas 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5616 Have you considered all the possible causes of your situation? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5617 He's such a showoff 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5618 Just because you are slippery doesn't mean you have to try to "trip" me up! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5619 Why do you think others find you unappealing? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5620 And why exactly do you feel so broken? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5621 When did you first notice this complex with onions? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5622 How did you feel when your wife said you had lost your appeal? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5623 It's not how society sees you, but how you see yourself, Chiquito. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5624 Mr. Dole, I can help you peel away those concerns. Let's begin with your lack of taste. I hear that you develop this problem when you travel long distances? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5625 So, your family tree has bunches of siblings, and they were all close ... How sweet. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5626 Do others in my position find that peeling off is actually a slippery slope? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5627 Do you ever feel that life has peeled away what dignity you had left? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5628 Uhm....I think there is a misunderstanding here... I, I am a Jungian... not a Freudian...Definitely not a Freudian. But I will be happy to refer you... . 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5629 I just... don't find life a-peeling anymore. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5630 I can help you with your inferiority complex but I can't do much about what they call your country. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5631 "So you feel as if you've lost your appeal?" Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5632 I've got potential! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5633 Perhaps you should seek another therapist. Lately, I feel as though I'm slipping. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5634 Donald we all agreed that having a woman therapist would be part of your therapy. Now you run off leaving me only your banana peel. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5635 You know, these feelings of neglect are quite normal at your age. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5636 Nobody anywhere, ever, takes you seriously? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5637 I have this obsession about causing Freudian slips 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5638 Apparently he's sold that chump on that "one in hand is worth two in the bush" nonsense! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
5639 It's time we talked about finding a new purpose. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
5640 What do you want me to tell Romney? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5641 How much can I charge a banana? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5642 Was it wonderful for you? 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
5643 Okay, Mrs. Banane, I understand your concern about the slips, but worrying about "Yes, we have no bananas" is a bunch of catastrophizing. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5644 You're much more appealing than I am. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5645 At this point you're just repeating yourself 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5646 That's a really slippery attitude. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5647 They always blame me for Freudian slips. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5648 LSD? Find a shrink in Hollywood. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5649 Three days on the street and not one person slipped! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5650 I slipped into a comma. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5651 And what happened next? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5652 Michael, you're bruising! I need you to tell me what's wrong. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5653 Schadenfreude and Masochist What can I say, I enjoy slapstick humor and being stepped on. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5654 Let's talk about your inner child. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5655 And that's when you let her slip away? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5656 Mr. Peal, I'm afraid you are an empty husk. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5657 When did you begin to first think of yourself as a banana? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5658 Envy of potato skins is perfectly normal 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5659 And when did you start feeling like a couch potato? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5660 I'm trying to figure out if you need to go to the rest room or rest home. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5661 I'm impressed by your agility to roll around on the floor. Now please get up on the couch and put your jacket back on. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5662 Don't internalize blame -- it is his own fault he slipped on you. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5663 Your prognosis is appealing. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5664 I know it's what is on the inside that's important, but that doesn't make it hurt any less. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5665 Mr Peele, it appears you have a severe case of Flooraphobia 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5666 This is getting expensive, she split on me again! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5667 So, how do you feel when people say you're not really a fish? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5668 You know we discussed this before. The operation was not going to solve all your problems. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5669 Why do you need my help since you are the perfect food? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5670 Well that's an unappealing position to take. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5671 You could always ask your cousin, Mr. Pineapple if he'll have you over for the holidays. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5672 I don't know what to do doc, I have this feeling that I'm all appeal and no substance. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5673 Why do you feel you have a propensity to cause Freudian slips? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5674 As a banana, you must realize your limitations in a world dominated by people. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5675 "Bananas patient, bananas peels on bananas couch. I am quitting". 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5676 A banana for your thoughts 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5677 So, when did you start to feel that you were beginning to slip? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5678 Not even you my therapist finds me "apeeling". 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5679 Do you believe Mario intentionally ran you over? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5680 Barry the Banana thought he was opening up to her, but his therapist decided he should split. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5681 You have expressed how you love her a bunch... 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5682 A study on self-treating bananaphobia 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5683 I know life can be slippery, but you can't allow it to trip you up. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5684 The feelings of being empty inside started to go away after you suggested that perhaps I was born a different plant. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5685 Can you tell me about the guilt? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5686 Sitting in a chair will not make me fall for you. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5687 I'm too lazy to pick up after my husband. He can pick up after himself. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5688 Come again - you think the hands at the other end of the hoe might have been your mothers? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5689 " SO TELL ME HOW YOU FELT LOSING MR. STEED?. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5690 I've been speaking to your better half - and she told me the whole thing was YOUR fault. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5691 Who slipped that peel in here? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5692 Oh, C'mon, this isn't about your mother. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5693 How does it feel when people leave you out? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5694 You can't blame your mother because you're a fruit. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5695 You're safe here. But don't get up just yet. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5696 You have to come out of your shell. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5697 Have you considered embracing, or even finding joy in, the slippery. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5698 It's not your fault that everybody slips up when you are with them....you need to get over it ....and move on. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5699 I want to to break up with you Tom I have already ate you there is no point of a banana that has already been aten. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5700 The clowns are trying to kill me. I've been stepped on 37 times this week. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5701 You've got to be skidding me! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5702 Last visit of course I'll join you in the Banana Boat Song. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5703 Yes, I stood on you, but it wasn't a Freudian slip. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5704 Oops! He left... 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5705 What? I'm not suppose to show you my insides? I thought that's what therapy is all about. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5706 Identity problem again? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5707 You know, your appeal with me is slipping...... 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5708 'I'm falling for you' 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5709 No, your unconscious is not like an onion. It's more like...a banana. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5710 I'm sorry I can't see you anymore but I'm limiting my practice to vegetables 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5711 Transfruit Identity Crisis: "Am I just a lazzi biding my time or a mere Freudian slip waiting to happen?" 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5712 I think you'll find this feeling of emptiness is just part of the modern condition. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5713 I feel so old...yesterday someone called me a Bananagram. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5714 So tell me again how you gave him the slip. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5715 Do you accept Blue Cross Blue Peeled? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5716 You are on a slippery slope if you are suggesting that I used you for personal pleasure. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5717 You seem to have lost your appeal. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5718 Seriously, they don't see you're a peel? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5719 The emptiness will fade. It's nothing more than a stage. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5720 Everyone accuses me of making them slip and fall but that's a myth. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5721 The dysfunction's treatable, no problem. Can't help you with the empty feeling, though. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5722 Nothing in you character is appealing, why do you think your appealing ? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5723 A peeling is not appealing. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5724 I keep getting blamed for slip and falls. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5725 You seem devoid of substance lately. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5726 And just like that the Grauer Gorilla was gone. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5727 How do you peel today? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5728 Frankly, I find you less than appealing. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5729 Chiquita, the question is why did he put you in the refrigerator? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5730 Go on, Mr. Bobbitt. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5731 Would you prefer women didn't find you appealing? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5732 This isn't what I had in mind when I told you to have a little more skin in the game. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5733 " I have a very slippery personality". 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5734 I guess I crossed the line when I told him I thought he was going bananas. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5735 Can you repeat that? It must have slipped my mind 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5736 Psych hold? Worried I'd make others slip? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5737 I find you very appealing also. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5738 And what are your views on female politicians? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5739 It's nothing to worry about. Stalking is part of your nature. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5740 I had no chance against the banana split. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5741 Is that Freudian? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5742 My recurring nightmare is a 500 pound man in a hurry crossing my path. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5743 Let's see, at our last session we were discussing you're a peel to others. Shall we start there? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5744 well what do you mean by a peeling ? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5745 So, she said your split left her with a bitter after taste? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5746 It sounds as if your self-loathing is really driven by your jealousy of the Blue Shell. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5747 You're so passive-aggressive. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5748 We analysts refer to peeling the onion. Not the banana ! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5749 OK. You have a facade that you present to everyone. You are afraid that people will see you are empty inside. I think you would feel better if you just act. Slip out onto that sidewalk and make them laugh. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5750 I understand that he fell, but it still doesn't count as a Freudian slip. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5751 Let's not let our time slip away again. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5752 Feeling fruity? Ah ha, ha ha ha. Damn, I meant bananas. Freudian slip? I'm so tired 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5753 Sounds like a Freudian slip 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5754 Don't worry about it. It was only the result of a Freudian slip. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5755 Usually my patients are just reduced to tears 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5756 You feel that no one takes you seriously. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5757 I think that we can both agree that what you've lost in substance, Mr. Banana, you've gained in soul. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5758 I am getting the impression that we should look at why the monkey runs away every time you spank it. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5759 Now I understand why dreams of oral sex were so terrifying for you. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5760 Appeal is not my issue, ma'am. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5761 I know you are jealous, but you have a leg up in other ways 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5762 Right, so the banana peel identity is the comedian and the banana is the sex object? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5763 Last night I dreamt that Freud slipped on me! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5764 Have you considered that maybe people are laughing WITH you and not AT you? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5765 Have you always felt like a second? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5766 Banana: "Why don't you pull your skirt up also?" 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5767 I should have worn more sensible shoes 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5768 My personality was never aPEELing to a bunch! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5769 Would you say that you're still suffering feelings of abandonment? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5770 ED is often a symptom of other problems. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5771 Stop blaming yourself. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5772 When you are with your vegetable friends, do you frequently feel misunderstood? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5773 We share 50% of your genetic material, it only makes sense that we also share 50% of your problems. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5774 Nothing really appeals to me anymore. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5775 - Hard-core drug addiction, edible overdoses, Monsanto poisonings . . . - It's not your fault, it's not your fault 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5776 So you have this recurring nightmare that you're human? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5777 How long have you had this fear that if you let your guard down then you will be peeled and eaten? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5778 Oh, he must have slipped out. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5779 When he used your insides for a smoothie, how did that make you feel? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5780 When the husband claims his wife has daily pms and needs counseling but doesnt realize he's the one with the split personality. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5781 It sounds like another pyramid scheme. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5782 So why do you think people are always walking all over you? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5783 They blame me but it's Freudian... 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5784 "You feel people don't find you appealing? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5785 I'm sure those feelings are temporary - in fact, I'm going to ask you to pay cash. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5786 Is that what I think it is!? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5787 Have you considered resting in places where people *won't* slip on you? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5788 How long have you had this desire to hurt people by having them slip on you on the pavement? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5789 Yes, your banana has left you. Yes, you will get spots and rot. Yes, you may cause a senior citizen to slip and break their hip. But eventually, you're going to the Big Landfill where you will be rejoined with a Bunch. Have hope. You are not alone. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5790 Is it wrong that I find you appealing? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5791 So she just slipped on you? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5792 Are you at all concerned with your habitual need to incite slippage. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5793 I see an underlying cause for your performance anxiety. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5794 I don't think they're laughing at you, per se. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5795 I cannot in all honesty say you are appealing 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5796 This is a test caption 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5797 I have always been mistakenly associated with a great number of slip accidents 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5798 I've always been unamused at clowns slipping on me. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5799 You need to feel more comfortable being the beginning of the slippery slope. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5800 "Mr. Rosen is being followed around by a banana, after all. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5801 I CAN'T GET OVER MY GUILT AT MAKING DR. FREUD SLIP 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5802 And when Freud stepped on you, how did that make you feel? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5803 You like split personalities. We know you do. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5804 And then I slipped up and called her by her mother's name. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5805 First it was 'you fruitcake!' and now it is 'you, fruit!!'. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5806 To ease your depression you have to keep reminding yourself that you are the top. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5807 How long have you been a stalker? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5808 At times we all feel stripped, empty, and that we cause others to slip up... 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5809 And what did Mr. Freud say after you made him slip? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5810 ...no I do not my phone number out after the first appointment . 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5811 No, Mr. Split, your case is actually less straightforward, and more, say, slippery. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5812 Your Freudian slips are nothing, my two o'clock thinks he's just a cigar. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5813 Between the two of us, I feel we can get you pulled back together 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5814 Your responses are all quite slippery. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5815 You're saying the machete was a real thing? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5816 So, tell me how you're peeling? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5817 I'm sorry, that was too forward. My split personality is definitely getting worse. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5818 So it sounds like your constant worry of being tread on in life has lead to your depression...How do you feel about that? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5819 I can see you're empty on the inside, but to move forward we need to find the core issue here. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5820 In my professional opinion ; Your appeal notwithstanding , you're a peel and quite bananas . Own it. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5821 Why did you insist that we meet on a Sunday. Is this a joke to you? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5822 Sadly, the couch holds little appeal for her these days. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5823 Psychiatrist: "How do you peel?" Banana Peel: "I'm slipping at life." 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5824 And how many people have slipped on you? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5825 So you played 'monkey, panda, banana' once in college. That doesn't define you. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5826 What I'm hearing you say, is that at least that experience didn't turn you into a vegetable. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5827 So what makes you think you're so unappeeling? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5828 How have you been feeling, slick? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5829 I have another client, a pie, that I'd like you to meet. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5830 Therapy is not about consuming yourself, but leaving yourself vulnerable to others. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5831 This is called "survivor's guilt". You could not have prevented that slip and fall accident. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5832 Tell me more about your complex of being the center of everybody's gags? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5833 I know finding out you are actually a berry and do not grow on a tree is traumatic but... 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5834 Tell me why you don't like being called appealing? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5835 Would describe your emotional state as peeled right now? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5836 Interesting. You say a monkey has given you this empty feeling. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5837 Your father's tulip shade? Your mother's favorite flower?? Your life devoured from the inside out??? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5838 It may sound bananas, but we need to make a fruitful appeal to your split personalities. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5839 " So you say she quit seeing you after she ate you"? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5840 You have lots of appeal. How long have you had this narcissistic thoughts? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5841 An orange is round just like an apple. Why can't it be apples and bananas? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5842 No, I wouldn't diagnose you as nuts just a little fruity. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5843 Your guilt about all the harm that you've caused in the past is preventing you from moving forward. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5844 Is this your 'ego' talking, or is it just your squid 'id'? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5845 So because you're empty inside, you're the butt of people's jokes? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5846 From what I understand from past meetings, I would say that your inability to maintain a meaningful business relationship is related to you tripping your partners up at crucial moments 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5847 So you deny responsibility, saying the doctor’s fall was a Freudian slip? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5848 And you are sure it wasn't just a slip up? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5849 I'm feeling unappealing the last few weeks. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5850 Wait, do you think you're not "a peeling" or not "appealing"? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5851 Have you considered taking responsibility for your actions, having some skin in the game? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5852 I don't find your thoughts about me at all appealing! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5853 No, I said we'd peel back the onion layers. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5854 How long have you had this slipping fetish? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5855 And how does it feel to be the instrument of everyone's jokes? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5856 And that's when I realised it was over between my Mother and me, I mean my lover and me...sorry - Freudian slip... 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5857 I can see that this experience has eviscerated you. But at the same time, you've gained balance. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5858 Was your hand raised happily? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5859 i have the feeling that my attraction for feet is slipping away 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5860 So tell me why do you think you are feeling depleted. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5861 It was just one slip up. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5862 He said I have appeal for you before he fell out the window. It was a classic Freudian slip. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5863 Believe me, it's no use crying over spilled milk. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5864 Do you resent being the butt of cartoon jokes? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5865 You feel empty inside and think that is slippery ground to be on? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5866 What makes you think people are laughing at you? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5867 I'm Chaquita Banana, and I was very sexy until I offered my delicious taste and nutrition to everyone. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5868 So, how long have you felt picked on? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5869 Maybe ED is not the best term for this sense of loss you're feeling. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5870 So, my wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with monkeys. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5871 Viagra might help me stay up longer. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5872 When did you first feel you sanity slipping. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5873 How long have you been feeling that you've been used ? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5874 You say your Freudian slips suddenly multiplied just before you went totally bananas? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5875 So, how long these feelings of being the cause of downfalls? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5876 That's not very appealing 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5877 Let's peel back another layer to uncover your roots. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5878 You call that trauma? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5879 You shouldn't keep blaming yourself for other people's slips. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5880 You feel '"blamed." 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5881 You're slick, but I don't relish a seated slide 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5882 When he peeled you off, he didn't say he was coming back? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5883 "My professional opinion? You're bananas". 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5884 Okay...let's talk about Bobo. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5885 Enough with the "me, me, me", everyone slips at one time or other! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5886 I can't explain it, Doctor. Nothing appeals to me, and I just feel so empty inside. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5887 Well on the plus side, you got a peel! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5888 It's extremely common to develop feelings for your therapist. I'm going to recommend another doctor for you to visit." "I was literally inside you five minutes ago, Jill. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5889 I've poured my insides out to you. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
5890 I can help you out . Which way did you come in? 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5891 Well,... I ...didn't think it was funny! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5892 So your innermost fear is losing your purpose in life? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5893 Last session you said you felt like you were going bananas with energy, and now you feel you are slipping into an internal emptiness? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5894 Two Walls 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5895 You want to tell me about your "slip and fall". 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5896 SO YOU FEEL EMPTY JOIN A SUNDAY 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5897 Cheer up! There's always slapstick. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5898 After years of anguish from witnessing his family being made into a fruit salad, Jeff the Banana seeks psychological help. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5899 When do YOU think everyone laughs at you? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5900 So, when did the slide start? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5901 Remember, life throws curves at everyone. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5902 So the constant bickering is driving you...you? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5903 So you say your turning into a banana, we start by pulling yourself together 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5904 Sure, on the surface you're bananas. But deep down inside you're clearly nuts. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5905 And what do YOU mean by a Freudian Slip? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5906 It's like I got one foot already out the door. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5907 So Tell Me,Why Are You Not Peeling Very Well ? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5908 It was traumatic! They ripped us from our stalks, shoved us in crates and nailed the lid shut. The next thing we knew, we were sold to a pushcart in Times Square. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5909 When did you first realize that you enjoyed hurting people? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5910 I said 'No!' But he just kept on peeling me." "What were you wearing? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5911 Don't blame yourself...It's not always your fault every time she slips up. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5912 "The bloom is off;" "Shrinking violet;"-- Sticks and stones. . . 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5913 So you have come here because things have been slipping your mind lately, yes? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5914 No! Not even if you had a bone. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5915 I'm determined to surface the hidden cause of your feelings of emptiness and abandonment. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5916 Are you familiar with the term "castration anxiety?" 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5917 Watch out for a slippery slope 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5918 I lack appeal. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5919 When did you first experience agoraphobia? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5920 He'll never get better if he doesn't take his peels. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5921 ...go on, why does it appeal to you? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5922 The bigger picture is the laughter and joy for the children, not the physical discomfort to the individual. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5923 Well, Mr. Trump, you may have lost the election but you have certainly kept your coiffure and your dishwater pheromones. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5924 So, you think people are stepping on you? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5925 So, your saying you weren't peeled like the rest of the bunch 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5926 Ok Bo, it's your money, but I have to remind you that this is not the name game. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5927 I'm sorry Mr. Cavendish, but would you be more comfortable with a less a-peeling therapist?... 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5928 When did you first notice you were slipping back? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5929 I thought you would be more appealing in my skin than in yours. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5930 Okay, let's start from when you were first pot-trained. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5931 Nobody finds me appealing. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5932 Passive aggression is still passive aggression! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5933 "When was it that things started slipping away'? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5934 It's always difficult when a banana splits after a long marriage. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5935 Well, I guess that could be a valid argument for abstinence only sex education.... 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5936 I'm just a shell of the man I used to be, doctor.. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5937 So, when did start believing you were President? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5938 One slip is not tantamount to a fall! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5939 My parents are both high achievers. No room for slip ups. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5940 Sometimes a banana is just a damn fine dessert ingredient. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5941 Can you remember when it was, exactly, that you started feeling this... "lack of humor?" 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5942 Bi-polar? Banana split? Same difference. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5943 I'm feeling so empty inside. It's just bananas. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5944 How has the metamorphosis affected your mood? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5945 Going bananas's worse than bonkers 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5946 Do you have insurance? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5947 Last week you said it felt like everyone you love is slipping away. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5948 You need to forgive yourself. If somebody slipped on you and got hurt, that's not your fault! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5949 DSM IV doesn't classify being a "fruit" as psychiatric disorder. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5950 You misunderstand. I didn't say you're appealing, I said you're a peeling. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5951 You seem to have a lack of potassium. Could this be affecting your erectile dysfunction? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5952 So what you are saying is, your parents are trippin'. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5953 For a banana peel, you're actually doing really well. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5954 Have you ever considered your slippery personality to be the cause? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5955 The correct expression is sex appeal. And no, I wouldn't care to. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5956 Just because you made that guy slip doesn't make you any less appealing. They were laughing with you, not at you. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5957 Eaten and thrown away. I'm sure you know what it's like Doc. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5958 So how did it feel when you were kicked out of "The Wild Bunch? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5959 So you thought the meant: we will see you on Sunday? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5960 Ok, Ok, I know I should be over the appeal jokes. I just seem to trip on it every time. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5961 I have deep concerns about the degree of slippage you seem to create. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5962 You say you have peel envy? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5963 Keep telling yourself that your slippery reputation is greatly outweighed by your health benefits. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5964 Yes, I am wearing a slip! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5965 Do you always feel that you are about to injure someone? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5966 Find you appealing? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5967 No slips and falls this week - is that your problem? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5968 What makes you think you lost your soul? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5969 So, you slipped at a dinner party? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5970 So tell me, do you find me sexy and appealing? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5971 Now,, tell me how your really peel. Now, tell me how you really peel. [put really in italics) 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5972 Most don't want people walking all over them. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5973 This type of behavior will eventually leave others hurt. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5974 I get it, monkeys are scary, and no one likes to be stepped on...but have you thought about how painful it must be for others to keep slipping and falling on their ass? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5975 Making people slip on the sidewalk still makes you an important contributing member of society. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
5976 A slip is usually the result - not cause - of an unconscious mind. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5977 I'm looking for a therapist with real appeal. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5978 How does that make you peel? Can you also describe this peeling in 5 words or less? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5979 So you're saying you feel guilty you let someone slip on you. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5980 How do you get out of the way in time? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5981 And how did you feel, when you realized that the banana-skin recycling market had collapsed? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5982 You two really need to split up 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5983 Such are the dreams of the everyday housewife. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5984 Maybe it was a Freudian slip, but my envy turned to ate. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5985 Now that we switched places, do you have anything to say? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5986 Were they laughing at you, or the man who slipped on you? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5987 May I assume there are no more letters for today, Mr. Kong? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5988 Women don't find me apeeling. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5989 What about the bee in your dream that keeps getting closer and closer? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5990 So, you feel guilty about causing people to slip.Pee 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5991 So, this feeling you have of being always being the punchline to a joke, Where does it come from? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5992 Let's talk about your childhood. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5993 Why do you believe that I am the one who should be psychoanalyzed? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5994 His other foot could have been in Boca. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5995 It seems like you turned over a new leaf when your parents split 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5996 How long have you felt that people treat you liked a used-up fruit?" 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5997 Should I call 911, your lover, or your wife? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5998 Alright Howard, same time next week? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
5999 You use this word "split", can you expand on that? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6000 I'm a poor hunter, but at least I'm not reading a pretentious magazine. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6001 Not every decision is a slippery slope. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6002 What caused you to slip? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6003 I am sorry Mr. Banana, but you are too soft. I like my fruit firm. Now lets continue our session. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6004 Not to worry....everyone has a slip now and then in therapy. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6005 Doctor, I don't understand why women don't find me a-peeling. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6006 Exercise might help 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6007 Your transference, not mine. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6008 Me! Me! Why is everybody slipping on Me? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6009 So it's the strawberries & banana thing? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6010 Shrink: "So tell me why you feel you are the butt of too many jokes..." Banana Peel: "Well, it's kind of a slippery slope..." 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6011 I just can't hide my true self anymore" "You're completely right, Mr. Trump 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6012 Why do you think you're drawn to slippery slopes? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6013 Don't be delusional. Of course you are a peeling. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6014 What happened to the balls you had when you began your analysis? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6015 Do you thikn you're a banana peel? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6016 I thought this one might be monkeying around with me. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6017 So you're giving up your acting career to study the saxophone? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6018 Be the joke. Own it. J 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6019 You say this chimpanzee pinched you hard on the nose, and then devoured your guts? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6020 After twenty five years of marriage we split. Just like that. Can you believe it doc? Now my life is so empty. I just can't seem to hold it together. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6021 Don't worry, we all have that moment when we're a greasy banana peel. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6022 I'm sure that was just a slip of the tongue. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
6023 Seems I've raised your attention. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6024 Tell me more about this recurring dream. Did you feel responsible for the man carrying the cake falling? If so, what change in your behavior could have prevented his dropping your ex-wife's wedding cake? Go... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6025 I still have a long way to goooooo........... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6026 You are not appealing to me you are just a peel! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6027 They said I was ready. Now I feel as if someone stripped my dignity right out of me. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6028 So that is when you started to lose your grip? 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6029 Quit looking at my legs--I'm not a slippery person. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6030 you have to stop obsessing over banana splits 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6031 Tell me about your relationship with Pogo 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6032 The aftermath of a Freudian slip. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6033 So shall we call this "wish fulfillment"? 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6034 So, you think your skin is unappealing? 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6035 So you feel guilty about causing thousands of people to slip and to fly through the air and land on their backsides. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6036 So your angst is about sharing appeal with Donald Trump? 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6037 But let's get to the root of this 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6038 I just feel that my wife wants to throw me in the trash. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6039 Interesting test case for Darwinian principles, one way or another. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6040 Is that a banana or are you just glad to see me? 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6041 You are what you are, Musa, a banana. Look it up! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6042 Actually that was just a regular slip. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6043 It's much healthier not to take those slipping on a banana peel jokes personally. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
6044 Quick, Henry, the banana spray! 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
6045 What would Freud say about you talking to me? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
6046 Skin treatment. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
6047 I'm going to level with you, this seems like the product of a very slippery mind. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
6048 So, you've gone back to your cage before my first question? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
6049 If you think that I will fall for this trick, you are nuts. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
6050 Look, you just need to understand that slip-ups happen and that you shouldn't be caught up in a bunch about it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
6051 Banana Bread? It's a sexual thing. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
6052 No, "Banana Split" is not a condition listed in the DSM. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
6053 Even Cruz blames me for his campaign having one foot in the grave. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
6054 How are you coping with this deep sense that your life's mission has passed on to others? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
6055 No, I didn't just fart. And, yes, I do own a Toyota. So what, you think you're so special? You think because you're friends with Josh you are better than me? I think you need to leave. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
6056 And they told me a minor in Animal Behavior would be pointless. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
6057 Maybe look at this way, the thing about being a peal is that you are still a survivor. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
6058 I've been specializing in bananas for years. But, you are the first suicidal banana I've met. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
6059 You're no longer appealing to her. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
6060 Even though you turned over a new leaf, you're still invisible to me. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
6061 Let me get this right - when the bunch you hung out with turned too bad you peeled off and got yourself a new skin ? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
6062 You're heading down a slippery slope. Don't trip on yourself. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
6063 Tell me again about the nightmare where you wake up underwater and can't breathe. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
6064 Tell me, did you always find it amusing when you felt yourself starting to slip? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6065 What makes you say I've become a shrinking violet? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
6066 Is it the Freudian slips or brown spots that make you peel more appallingly? 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
6067 Honestly, I don't think I'd even recognize this Key person you keep talking about. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
6068 It's just that you have a threatening look about you. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
6069 So you’re getting a job at the slippery slope. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
6070 I can feel people trying not to pigeonhole me, but they always slip in the end. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
6071 Um, so I have "a friend" who's in love with his therapist, he just thinks she might be a little crazy... 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6072 You really take that whole., 'eat at my inner feelings' thing to heart, huh? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6073 Do you want a Freudian interpretation? 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
6074 "So, you had another slip". 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
6075 When someone steps on me, I make them slip and fall as revenge." "Sir, I think you've gone bananas. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
6076 Anyone who would turn himself into a banana peel is clearly nuts! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
6077 Tell me more about your fear of spectators. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
6078 All true, but, pratfalls aside, there are many positive aspects to your appeal. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
6079 after all that, she stole my idea for the slip n' slide 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
6080 does Dave know what he's doing? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6081 I know he is no good for me, but he appeals to my baser instincts! 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
6082 Aren't you going to do a split, too? Oh. This isn't yoga? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
6083 Paleolithic memory? Forget it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
6084 ... and we knew you'd be confronting new challenges, post gender-affirming surgery. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
6085 I love bananas, but you are a left-over from my one o'clock. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
6086 The world is slipping away from me 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
6087 Where's the rest of the banana? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
6088 Would you describe your emotional state as peeled right now? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
6089 'With a hollow mind, we cannot have that close affection anymore, but I'll keep on treating you off that slippery compulsive behaviour' 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
6090 You've come out of your shell and have an antipasto phobia ? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
6091 But you're not a cigar. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
6092 I understand you want your father back, but he slipped someone. That's a first degree felony 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
6093 Sometimes a banana is just a banana peel. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
6094 I just don't understand why people always tell me that I lack a peel. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
6095 I'm an empty shell of the man I once was. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
6096 Sometimes I don't know about you. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
6097 No, it's totally natural for you to be aroused a drawing of a member of the opposite sex. That's normal, not only for banana peels, but also for grown men who have steady jobs and even, perhaps, a moderately popular Tumblr blog. Totally normal. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
6098 Trump said I looked fat but it was in a re-tweet; where does that fall? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
6099 It's not your fault ... IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6100 I'll work with you on that trait of being slippery.. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6101 You said before you were going to stop letting things slip. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6102 You dreamed the Banana Skins played the Redskins and I'm Cheerleading? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6103 He's a slippery one 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6104 Perhaps you could channel your destructive tendencies into a YouTube prank show. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6105 I understand that this situation isn't very appealing, but you need to take your mental health seriously. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6106 You have slipped backwards in your therapy. No, your advances towards me are not appealing , and I also disagree that hanging around with your friends has nothing to do with your current situation. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
6107 Ther: why wont you sit in the other chair Patient: I didn't want to incase of a Freudian slip 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6108 Penis envy should (underlined or italicizes) be expected at your stage of development. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6109 Well, she said she was really into good carbs... 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6110 You say you Slip Sliding away 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6111 I will thank the nuts for the referral, but I don't think food-related, psychological stigmatism is really the issue. I think it's more like separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6112 Tell me again, Peel, how you felt parting with your banana and watching it be eaten right in front of you as you were tossed to rot. Quickly though, you don't have much time before you decompose. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6113 Are you saying your father is Harry Bellafonte and your grandmother is Gypsy Rose Lee? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6114 Marischino cherry and whipped cream? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6115 You look ... ! Tell me about it... Where did that came from? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6116 Have you considered taking a break from social media? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6117 So what your telling me is that YOU... coined the phrase "The bigger they are the harder they fall" 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6118 Let's talk about your Mother. That can be a slippery slope. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6119 Note to self: Tell Macy’s they sent the wrong slip cover. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6120 If you promise to not slip away from the bill payments, I promise not to stereotype. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6121 What's eating you is up inside? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6122 So, I see you've kept letting the wolves out there eat you for lunch. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6123 It is and it isn't what it is. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6124 So that's what you meant by "riding shotgun!" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6125 How did it make you feel when Apple said that you had, 'gone bananas'? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6126 Relationships can be slippery. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6127 So, your loss of self-confidence was triggered by diminished firmness or fear of being peeled in public? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6128 No, my name is not Miss Muffet. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6129 I said you are a peel. I did not say you have appeal. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6130 I just think nobody finds me appealing. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6131 FREUDIAN SLIP. "I meant mucus, not musaceous. This is NOT about my family" 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6132 I don't think a Freudian slip is the problem. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6133 So, tell me exactly what you mean, 'I feel like I'm not in my own skin.' 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6134 Very gratifying. Onions can take years of work before they will peel the layers. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6135 ....so how did you feel after she slipped and hurt herself ? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6136 Potassium absolutely will not make you disappear. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6137 It's a real breakthrough that you feel sorry for causing pain to others. Now we have to work on you taking responsibility for your actions instead of blaming the cartoons. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6138 I SEE YOU ARE SHORT SIGHTED AND SMALL MINDED 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6139 How can I help you stay on that divan? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6140 I FIND YOUR THERAPY APPALL-ING. NO WAIT. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6141 When I suggested we dig beneath the outer shell to reach your inner core that did not mean you leave the rest of you including your wallet at home. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6142 everything has problems 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6143 Okay, so you left him because you no longer find him...uh...appealing? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
6144 Yes it's the latest in therapeutic-listening. If I sit in exactly the same way you do, I won't slip up. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6145 this is the first time I've taken dictation from an alien being so please speak slowly 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6146 Don't look at your Psychiatrist like this. I will sue you for sexual harassment. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6147 It feels like he's just slipping away 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6148 You’re the Freudian slip expert. Do you think naming the nursing home after me is appropriate? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6149 The people who seem to be problem-less, often have the most. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
6150 Doc, I feel like my wife is slipping away from me. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6151 So how does it make you feel when you cause people to slip up? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6152 Do you feel that others blame you for their mistakes? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6153 And when did it start bothering you that these strings have no name? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6154 You are feeling empty. Have you eaten? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6155 You had a major break through by pealing back your emotions, getting to the core and storing the flesh of the problem where it belongs. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6156 It's not rhetorical question. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6157 So instead of being squashed you want to be the one who falls? You realize that poses another set of problems? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6158 Let's focus on externalizing. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6159 Our session has ended. It's time for you to make like a tree and leave. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6160 So when did you start your fear of analysts, Mr. Bonzo..., Mr. Bonzo? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6161 You're a textbook disabler. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
6162 I like to eat,eat, eat, apples and banninees 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6163 Yes, you're involved. But guilty for those blunders? Let's talk! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6164 Now we need to focus on building you back up. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6165 ,,,,so...after the banana split, you were an accident waiting to happen. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6166 I'm sorry Mr. Hide, but you did not invent the Freudian slip. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6167 Do you think this is funny? I told you never to come here. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
6168 So, you think been consumed all consumed by this passion? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6169 What you describe is a classic case of Oedipus complex, Cavendish 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6170 What! Sure, I know humans share 50% of our DNA with bananas...but, I don't share! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6171 And you think you're pretty splayed out liked that? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6172 Your self-destruction stems from co-dependence with the chimp. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6173 You're a sadomasochist who inflicts pain by being stepped on? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6174 Yes, I'm certain Freud didn't mean you should start at the VERY Beginning! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6175 I was born a trial lawyer. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6176 Explain what you mean by you feel your slipping away 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6177 And how does it make you feel when people call you 'slippery'? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6178 Tell me about your accident dreams. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6179 Evolution did you say? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6180 Great legs- guys fall for me too but don't marry 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6181 Let's get real here. This is not just some joke. Have you ever considered it might be, "up slip," not, "slip up," that is your real motivation? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6182 I feel used and abused. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6183 And how often do you get this overwhelming urge to see people slip and fall? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6184 I personally know many not well hung who benefit from viagra... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6185 No. I was about to suggest "schadenfreude" not "schizoid". 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
6186 You need to stop blaming yourself for that Freudian slip. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6187 If you don't mind, reality therapy might be more appropriate than Freudian analysis. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6188 What kind of appeal? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6189 It's only natural that you'd have a persecution complex. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6190 Every time I slip, my friends say: "Heh! Freud." 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6191 It says here that you switched therapists because the last one 'slipped up' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
6192 I've got to stop treating banana peels. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6193 You should forget mellow yellow 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6194 It feels like I am the one who is always containing the relationship. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6195 I’m referring you to Dr. Slapstick. You’re too slippery for me. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6196 And what is it about looking at me that makes you so sure Darwin got it, as you say, all wrong. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6197 What would you do if I wasn't here? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6198 But it's not your fault that they keep slipping! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
6199 I hear that you are learning to open properly. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6200 You have to understand, everyone slips My friend Scott Dixon came up with this one 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6201 Let's explore you're feeling 'Appeal' Diminished 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6202 "Why do you think comedy has lost its appeal for you? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6203 So. Tell me more about this "sexual slippage," as you call it, between media representation of fantasy and your perceived objective reality. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6204 A priest, a rabbi. . . Then stage fright. It was a slippery slope. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6205 Used, tossed away, empty inside? We could swap notes, pal. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6206 Inanimate objects like me should be respected like all other people! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6207 Well, it will be tough to blame the issues on your parents since you were produced asexually. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6208 It's very difficult to communicate with you when you turn your back to me. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6209 I am just known as a "a piece of fruitcake".. what is your problem? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6210 musa acuminata! this abracadabra of last resort drawn from my bag of tricks! once edible feed stock regenerated, ye can wag once again in verboten fruitful glory. i strongly advise you lug a left handed monkey wrench to ban anna from devouring you. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6211 Feeling empty? Something missing? I wish we talked before the surgery. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6212 The time has come to heel. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6213 Have you ever heard the phrase "passive aggressive?" 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6214 Your libido is on fire? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6215 What makes you think people need you to slip up? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6216 How long have you felt that you were just someone's "punch line"? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6217 And when did you first become a vegan? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6218 You gave her the slip and how did that make you feel? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6219 I agree. The black upholstered chain has appeal. Now what? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6220 How long have you had this feelings of rejection? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6221 Please, no slippery shibboleths 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6222 I didn't think he'd go that far back into his past. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6223 And how do feel when they call you "banana face"? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6224 So your banana split to be with a bad banana with a...greasy black peel? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6225 What feminism does to america 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6226 Being chosen last in the fruit bowl won't necessarily happen again if you try out for the stick ball team. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6227 Get with the flow doc, spread out.. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6228 Maybe if I stare at this banana long enough, it'll turn into the mother I knew 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6229 Looking inward is the way to deal with these feelings of emptiness. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6230 How long have you felt like you're out of touch? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
6231 I see them all—starlets, star makers, and now...starfish. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6232 Maybe this could be a painting! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6233 I just don't get no respect! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6234 Every week, you come in here and tell me that you think people are laughing at you behind your back. Get over yourself. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6235 I think next week should begin peeling away the source of your transference. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6236 Very interesting, Mr. Smith. Now tell me how you really peel? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6237 Freudian slips I can analyze, I refer banana slips to Dr. B. Keaton. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6238 We can forget about mom for a while, I've got a whole new bunch of issues 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6239 So, you're feeling like an old chestnut. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6240 Try to be even more revealing. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6241 And when would you say that you first noticed the yellow fleshy part of you get squeezed out of your life? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6242 Yes, people don't actually slip on you, but maybe you should try to be happy that you are getting work. Think about your poor cousin, the pineapple skin. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6243 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6244 Hmmmm. Uh-huh. That's a potentially good insight, Mr. Dreckenburg, but would you consider the possibility that your Freudian slip might merit a more psychological interpretation? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6245 Stop calling me Sugar, I'm Mr Cavendish to you. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6246 What you call toxic, Doc, I call obvious. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6247 Give me a break Mr. Flower. I don't want to exaggerate my billing, so you'll just have to sit there for an hour. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6248 How long have you felt like and empty-suit?'\ 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6249 I slipped when I said that. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6250 Life's impact 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6251 But, Doctor, I still can't stop thinking of you as my first husband ... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6252 I am still trying to get in touch with my inner child. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6253 really were did you ditch the monkey 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6254 Sometimes I fantasize about being ravaged by a group of chimps, doc" "That's just an a-peel to your id- a phallic fixation 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6255 I split up with my wife and she got her half of me from the divorce. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6256 As a peel, how does that make you feel? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6257 No, Mr. Maharishi Yogi, get back here. That's not a banana split! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
6258 So, why did your parents want you to go in a different direction? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6259 How long have you been feeling so empty? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6260 You said you've been feeling empty?" "It hurt so badly when she left. All because she said I had nothing but sex a-peel. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6261 Did you say, you were once a flying tiger? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6262 Mr. Burger, don't be so literal about losing your case on appeal. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6263 No. I would not like to slip away with you. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6264 So you're feeling kind of left out of the whole smoothie scene, huh? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6265 Being the but of all those jokes must be challenging. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6266 No, that's not all the skin you have in this game. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6267 '' Lily, I love that perfume you're wearing.'' 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6268 I told you that I like to smell the flowers. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6269 That's your third slip this session! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6270 Mrs. Banana didn't find me apeeling. We split. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6271 You don't want to join the Banana Peal Challenge" 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6272 I prefer my fruitcakes without banannas. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6273 If you site like this, with your peels crossed, I'm sure the jokes will stop. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6274 So, h 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6275 Forget the Onion. Try pealing back these layers. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6276 I had a terrible dream with mommies...I mean monkeys staring right at me 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6277 Tony! I thought you would never change 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6278 I get this rush when someone slips on me and cries out in pain. Is that normal? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6279 O. M. G! Now I need therapy–and a huge fruit salad... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6280 Oh, you poor thing! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6281 No, it's perfectly natural for you to be aroused by a drawing of a member of the opposite sex. That's totally normal, not only for banana peels, but also for grown men who have steady jobs and even, perhaps, a popular Tumblr blog. Totally normal. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6282 "You're right...you do not have any six a-peel". 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6283 The banana peel is challenged. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6284 Hollywood's hard on starlets and starfish—and you're both. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6285 Over a barrel or out on a limb--which one takes more pluck? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6286 That bird has a pair of eggs on him. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6287 The folks in my comedy group complain, say I’ve gone bananas. But, Doc, there are only so many times one can bear to be stepped on. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6288 Was that a fraudulent slip? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6289 You can't blame yourself if someone slips on you. It's not your fault, if everyone throws you away. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6290 You can't blame yourself-he was only a rabbit. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6291 Your Open Mic nights at the Comedy Club seem to be working. I'm just a little upset myself at the 2 drink minimum. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6292 Mr. Candidate for the President, what happened to your brain? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6293 Relax, Mr. Banana. Once more, what was it like before you lost your pulp? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
6294 Yes, I can see you were ravaged from the backend. Be grateful- I haven't had as much as a nibble in the past 18 months. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6295 Oh, I don't know Mr. Trump...It seems your lobotomy went quite well. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6296 You know, if you keep letting your husband walk all over you, he'll...hear a slide whistle, probably. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6297 ... and you've felt this way ever since you lost one of your four skins? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6298 Have you tried less ethylene? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6299 Yes, and Mr. Bad stole you, the real banana inside. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6300 We discussed invisibility as a side effect ... but I'm going to mark that your "Man Problems" have subsided 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6301 He's a chutzparrot. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6302 Are you sure you requested a Jungian analysis? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6303 If you really want to be of use, I suggest you get yourself into a brown bag with your unripe friend avocado!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6304 I'm waiting for the day someone slips on me and says, 'sorry, banana peel, I didn't notice you were rotting there.' 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6305 Now, let's pretend that I'm a therapist and that you're a bana - oops, you are, a banana peel. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6306 Please kiss me. I desperately want to turn into a prince. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6307 Interesting ... now can you tell me WHY the duck is sitting on your head? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6308 you are not a shrinking violet are you? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6309 It just just took a shrink to minimize the fruit of my existence 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6310 It is natural to feel like garbage after being fired. But on the positive side, being a rainmaker for a slip and fall lawyer is not exactly honorable work. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6311 Tell me more about this recurring nightmare that starts with someone asking, “Is that a banana in your pocket…” 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6312 So you're telling me that everyone says you bring them down, but you call them all clowns. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6313 I think you can make me , Doc. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6314 So, how did that make you peel, er, I mean feel? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6315 Yes, I agree, some in therapy are more prone to slips of the tongue than others. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6316 And how does that make you peel? I feel like something is missing inside. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6317 Its a slippery slope, Doc 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
6318 Whether he comes back for this or not, the world is surely going to devour him. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
6319 No, euphemistic banana split is not a Freudian slip. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6320 Its not your fault. It was your owners choice to give your body to this ice cream. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6321 He overheard hunter's wife say he only shoots blanks. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6322 No, I am not going to enable your penis envy any more. It's time to move on. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6323 Well, Freud said that we are perfect, but we are missing our spears. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6324 That *is* the technical term for your condition. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6325 They think I don't have feelings. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6326 And when did this war injury occur? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6327 The world's changing….I think I'm the one that's slipping! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6328 How do you say you are doing the opposite of coming out of your shell? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6329 She gave me the slip, peeled off, and left me nothing but a husk. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6330 So, how did you decide on yellow? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6331 Tell me more about your Mama. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6332 I can see why you think going on is fruitless Mr. Dole. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6333 Did you grow up in the middle? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6334 I don't think this is a good time to step it up 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6335 You shouldn't feel guilty that his leg was broken 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6336 Just because you feel like a fish out of water doesn't necessarily mean you're squidzophrenic. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6337 You have to take responsibility; that wasn't a Freudian slip! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6338 Carrie Bradshaw I'm not! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6339 "Mr. Peel you suffer from classic abandonment issue's". 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6340 Did you say "Alabama"? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6341 So you feel empty, being replaced by the big cheese? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6342 It all started when i was born an open banana. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6343 Why do you think she just slipped away? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6344 and then you slipped... i see, tell me more... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6345 I told you before, a doctor patient relationship has to remain professional. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6346 As I see it, your worries about losing your position in the comedy business are just part of your overall fear of failure. Maybe all you need is to get a better straight-man. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6347 You sell a bit ripe. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6348 Sometimes you peel open, other times you just split. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6349 So there was no money in the banana stand for you? Only terror? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6350 Very sneaky...you almost got your therapist to slip and tell you what I'm thinking 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6351 Ah, you think Xanax works better than talk therapy to reduce feelings of emptiness. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6352 A dream about being stepped on doesn’t mean you are having feelings of being inferior. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6353 So, you just feel slippery all over? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6354 It was a joke. Slippery slope? I really think you should reconsider joining our compost support group. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6355 So your great grandmother caused his first one? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6356 Tricky tentacles? I'll just take your word for it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
6357 My son's caption for last week's bird on gun barrel cartoon (it's from Lord Of the Rings) "Like they say, the closer we are to danger the farther we are from harm." My issue yesterday, late but I wanted to share his suggestion. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6358 Well, I'm more than JUST glad to see you. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6359 No, no, I said you have a three-STAGE condition. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6360 You can keep your opinion about Beyonce's new album to yourself. Not everything is about you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6361 So you feel hollow, useless, and an impending sense of doom? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6362 I'm going bananas. Everyones hurting my peelings now because I'm too sugary! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6363 Your lucky, that was close! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6364 It would be a real "slip" up if we had a cartoon contest that wasn't set in a therapy session! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6365 I BELIEVE YOU LEFT YOUR SEAT-WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS ? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6366 Your body is nicer than me. How did you reduce the body fat percentage? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6367 I swear that watermelon ain't no kin of mine. We don't even look alike. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6368 The first step in conquering inner emptiness is coming out from under the chaise. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6369 So tell me, when did you feel things were slipping? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
6370 I'm hearing you think your appeal is slipping? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6371 Why do you think that you continue to question whether to cause a slip or not to cause a slip? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6372 Thanks Doc, I'm back in the zone 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6373 Doctor, I love your legs, but your body language isn't helping me overcome the feelings of prejudice and discrimination we feel ever since those damned cartoonists began using us as an artistic device to represent slippery dog droppings. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6374 I know the extra competition is stressful, but it's only once every four years. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6375 It all started when me and my boyfriend broke-up. Thus the creation of banana split. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6376 Oh no, I tried to draw a gorilla... But it ran 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6377 Your plans for office, realistically show lack in your peel. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6378 So the monkey ran away with the football? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6379 Is your need to make people slip and break their necks a subliminal desire to get back at your mother? I don’t know – you tell me. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6380 You're feeling hollow since your heart and soul left you for another? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6381 Body language 101: Legs crossed AWAY is a sure sign of low a-peel. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6382 Damn Banana, were you made by Sam the banana man. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6383 Just ignore them. I find your puns appealing. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6384 What happened to your little pee pee? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6385 So what's so funny about my slip? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6386 The good news is that we've identified your objet (petit) a... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6387 you feel no one takes you seriously 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6388 So, what made you think you might be becoming an ape? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
6389 To be so open . . . such a-peel! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6390 I lost my self-confidence after I slipped on a banana peel 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6391 He called me Chiquita then forced his fingers inside me. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6392 For starters, shame is quite different from guilt. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6393 I bet he thinks he's worth two of us. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6394 Why can't you accept the fact that you're a very appealing banana peel? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6395 Before we start, I think you should know I'm more of a Jungian anal-ist...err! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6396 Tell me, how did you feel when to be slipped over? And the previous time? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6397 I preferred the potato. It's not a banana lounge. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6398 We could plead life? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6399 So, you think you're no longer a peeling. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6400 I said, "make lemonade". 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6401 You say you are unappealing. When do you first remember having these feelings? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6402 Dr. I don't even know how to respond to your blatant sexual advances... I feel so empty. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6403 That's not what I meant when I said be the change you want to see. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6404 Lover? Sorry to disappoint you. According to Jung, I believe 'Jester' would more appropriate. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6405 You feel useless because someone hasn't tripped over you? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
6406 I always get blamed. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6407 .... regardless, I don't patients. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6408 Poor parenting is getting pushed from the nest while you are still in the egg. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6409 Therapist to Mr. Banana Peel: Wow! That is a tough situation! I really peel for you. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
6410 jklfsad;jkl 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6411 As your therapist and a woman, I do find you appealing. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6412 Monsieur Banana, please tell me your improved Potassium concentration since our last psychiatric session? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6413 So the word 'schlepped' bothers you?' 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6414 Not to worry. You really are the top banana. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6415 How do you feel about being DISCARDED 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6416 What's got you split up? Let's see if we can peel away the issues. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6417 So, how do you "pheel" about the fact that she dumped you so easily after taking care of her all this time? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6418 Me Banana Skin was very troubled 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6419 Life has been so empty without Josephine around to liven things up! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6420 Well, for Freud wasn't always right, but "banana envy" gives us a starting place to examine the psychological effects of living in a society which exploits and devalues banana peels. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6421 Im still uncomfortable getting naked 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6422 Tell me more about why you want him to feel hurt. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6423 I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6424 I'm afraid my diagnosis peels back nothing slipperier than a split personality. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6425 I'm a Jungian - collective unconscious and all that. But I will grant you that sometimes a banana is just a banana. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6426 You are gonna be paying for this couch too, you know. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6427 tell me more about this serial killer 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6428 I understand you were used to being the "big banana" but your aren't organic. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
6429 So tel me how you feel, Mr. Banana Peel... How did you feel about being thrown out? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6430 I believe in Love too but not that kind. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6431 Have you nothing left to cover? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6432 So let me understand... You're feeling guilt about surviving the New York City marathon after saw so many of your comrades were stepped on. Tell me more about that. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6433 The encounter you say tore your guts out, yet you believe you have enough stuff left inside to plan some impish underfooted revenge? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6434 "How do you feel about growing up in garden in the United States and not a garden in South America"?? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6435 No, you're not that "slick." Now let's get back to our session. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6436 You say someone stepped on you and slipped? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6437 I can give you the name of a good spa. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6438 Bananas Foster could have been a good nickname. Top banana might not have been a great fit for you. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6439 Sure, you have appeal, but you need to work on your inner slime. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6440 When did you start to feel different? When did you start to feel different? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6441 What is troubling with you! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6442 So...when your "I want to be a pair of slippers" joke didn't work, was that the start of your bruising period? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6443 I'm tired of getting slipped on all the time 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6444 I see. So you decided it was finally time to come out of the pocket. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6445 Freudian slip -- not fruitian. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6446 Sometimes I feel it's all just slipping away. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6447 I want you to understand that everything said here will be held in strict confidence. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6448 You're not fooling anyone, mr pendergraf. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6449 So, tell me more about these self-induced fears. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6450 Please Chill Out Doc ! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6451 This may stem from your fear of slipping 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6452 "I asked if you had "Ben & Ann appeal"....!!! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6453 I feel like I'm slipping out of line 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6454 How long have you had sexual attraction to other flowers 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6455 Well if you'er frustrated bc "Well, I'm sorry, but if you're depressed because you can not find a straight partner, this will require multiple sessions to resolve." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6456 You say you feel empty inside. Tell me about your mother 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6457 St tell me why you think your legs suck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6458 So, you say people are always slipping up around you? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6459 You are literally the first banana to have marital issues. Also what day is it? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6460 Hurry up. You're starting to fade. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6461 I just have this fear that I'm going to cause her to slip, you know? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6462 You gotta stop beating yourself up for the slip and fall. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6463 What am I looking at here? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6464 It's good to know you are letting yourself peel again. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6465 So tell me how does that make your Republic feel? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6466 It's okay to backslide every so often. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6467 Counselor: "So you're saying you were attacked by banana poachers?" Banana peal: " Yeah, those merciless jackals! They take the banana and leave the peal. I can never go back to the jungle like this!" 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6468 I understand your concern, but not every slip is necessarily Freudian. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6469 Often, the transition from fruit to lumpin peel generates feelings of great loss. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6470 I have this recurring, uneasy dream that I've turned into a giant insect. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6471 I tried to help, but he called me a mirage, so I let him be. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6472 Why do YOU think you others find you unappealing? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6473 I just wanted to let you know you are HOT! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6474 As we peel back the layers let me know how you feel. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6475 No, it's not my turn. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6476 You aren't bananas. Actually you are quite appealing. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6477 I’d rather slip on something other than you. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
6478 How often do you have this dream about hungry monkeys? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
6479 Your sarcastic tone is probably the reason people don’t find you “a peeling.” 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6480 How does it make you feel being called a Latundan banana? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6481 That sounds like a classic case of transference. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6482 No one take me seriously, always the fall guy...makes me feel like a heel. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6483 It's a lot of pressure, you know, to be the son of the guy who caused the Freudian slip. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6484 What do you suppose is the cause of your guilt feelings? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6485 You are not some placeholder for some inner banana’s feelings. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6486 I see. We'll try to help you not laugh about pratfalls. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6487 So all of your relationships end up hitting rock bottom? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6488 Chaise longues are great, but I prefer hammocks. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6489 MY GOD YOU ATE THE BANNANA AND NOW YOUR HIM ! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6490 Your guilt's understandable except for the clowns. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6491 This week, Freud doesn't inspire. Let's just move on. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6492 My friends say that I am too slippery. But, I blame that on hereditary. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6493 A bird on the barrel is worth 2 in the bush. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6494 It happened again. He said he was just happy to see her. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6495 -Honey, what should we get from the store? Besides bananas? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
6496 You know you're pretty rotten for letting your other half go 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6497 I thought you found me appealing. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6498 How long have you felt you are a jinx? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
6499 I can tell you the very day my problem started. It was he first day of the second grade when they started calling me "Peanuts." 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6500 So...I don't think I'm going to be able to make a court appeel. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6501 How does it make you feel that she left you for a guy who works the top of a steep staircase? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6502 I think you were too good for him. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
6503 Cognitive slippage..couch slippage...whatever? I have a nail appointment. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6504 Do you remember when you lost your soul? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6505 It's really not your fault that people It must be hard for you now that Bernie is out of the race. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6506 So you feel your life is just slipping away? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6507 He can't just slip out ! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6508 You were so...there. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6509 Tell me more about this feeling of rejection 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6510 How about we go back to your taking metaphors literally? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6511 All I suggested to you is to meditate in the lotus position, which has nothing to do with the ancient spell transforming a person into a lotus ! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6512 Is that a poison banana skin? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6513 Let's start from the beginning. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6514 So... tell me again... you think the producer of "Marriage at first Sight" used you...... and you want to sue for "shallow jocularity?......" 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6515 Tell me your thoughts and let me peel apart your brain 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6516 I can tell you are just crushed on the inside aren't you. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
6517 Let's not go there, in your case, Oedipus complexes is a slippery slope. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6518 Look. I don't think that just because you wear yellow, that you must drive the Truly Nolen car, but then, that just my personal opinion. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
6519 Who told you your feathers aren't fine? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6520 " I'm glad you lost the core. This is the new post Freudian counseling. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6521 Ugh! He is forgetting to take his peels again. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6522 Apparently neither of them is properly licensed. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6523 Trust in your brown spots. You're ready. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6524 You really are a naughty banana. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6525 i use to be part of a huge great bunch . but since my new owner selected me. i have become a one off munch .. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6526 Why am I the only fruit which grows vertically in lieu of hanging dowm? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6527 Taxes give many people anxiety. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6528 [HUH? I just today received my New Yorker depicting birds and hunter!!! For which my submission was: "Gun nuthatch!"] 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6529 At least you won't slip up on one. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6530 I'm sorry. It just came out that way.... that you really are just a cigar. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6531 She's helping him not 'Rot Out' 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6532 Is it appropriate to pursue my dreams? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6533 lets address who you seem to be feeling empty inside 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6534 Unless we deal with your constant need of being the Top Banana, you will slowly peel away. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6535 Everything seemed to fall apart after the surgery. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6536 Did I just see a gorilla got off that lounger and left a banana peel on it? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6537 So you're saying, he's back in rehab and you feel like you're the slippery friend 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
6538 I thought, "hey, he wants to eat healthy for once." Instead, he put me in the microwave. The husky teenage boy I live with would never use an apple pie. He just wanted a warm place to put it. He'll do it again, Doc. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6539 What things in your life do find unapPEELing? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6540 Tell me again what's keeping you from taking the next step and sliding? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6541 Why do you think they call you a bully? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6542 I propose you're using a defense mechanism we call 'banana splitting.' 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6543 "So your depression is caused by a lack of serious roles, since you've always been type cast in comedies". 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6544 Yeah, I got it. What's the punchline? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6545 Now were saying, you're a former maid? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6546 Honest, I'm not a slippery individual. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6547 It was traumatic. Nana never let us socialise with other bananas, and put a sign in the window. We called it Nana's Banana Ban Banner. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6548 Do you blame yourself for her slip? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6549 'Paranoid? People take one look at me and begin to laugh. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6550 Your case has no appeal for me. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6551 Cheetah! Come back! You didn't pay me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6552 You're looking a bit peel, is there something more I should know? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6553 I see you're getting aroused. Is it this discussion about your days on the stalk - or are is it my short skirt? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6554 But see the thing is, I would never consciously partake in a Freudian Slip. I was just laying on the ground minding my own business and the next thing I know.... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
6555 I'm a chili pepper and I'm hot for you. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6556 So, your wife really said, 'I slipped up when I married you!'? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
6557 I am afraid that once you peel off all the layers we will find that I am just an empty shell. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6558 Let's talk about all those years watching your mother sabotage your father. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6559 I have a green office, not a green thumb. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6560 Have you shared with your agent that you're tired of physical comedy? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6561 No, you're not at all appealing in that way. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
6562 Well ... Yes, Freudians slip but they generally don't fall down. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6563 Nobody believes or trusts me when I say: "I'll always stick by you." 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6564 How does your job affect your self-esteem or your sense of guilt? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6565 I get it - 'a peal' - but climb back down and throw it out. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6566 So, this is what we have so far: 'I just don't feel like I've got enough inner fruit'... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6567 Who put this banana's peel here? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6568 So when did you first have the idea that you 'd like buildings and casinos named after you? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6569 Apparently, you're just hollow inside. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6570 I hear you and I understand. Simple fruits can be complex under the skin--you peeling back will make this a productive session. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6571 ..and when he fell everyone laughed and laughed but I just felt really sad for him. Am I depressed? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6572 So, besides all the Chiquita stuff, what else makes you afraid of refrigerators? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6573 Let me get this straight, your boss told you that you were fired... and THAT'S when you went bananas?? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6574 So, making people fall down helps with your post-partum depression? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6575 Tell me more about your fear of losing grip on reality... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
6576 Please help me Ms, it just made my skin crawl, when I realised I was let with the vegetables. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6577 So, Mr. Starr, how long has your marriage been on the rocks? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6578 Don Tr***, we know your size, STOP peeling off! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6579 I am just trying to peel away some oyour problems. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6580 Yes i hear you please tell me why you want to go naked in public. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6581 Don't worry. We all have times when we feel less a-peeling to others. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6582 "So, you'rean exposed fruit,so what"? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6583 Lucky he's in his blind spot. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6584 No. I've never has a Banana Split Sundae. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6585 I think I could use a glass of water. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6586 I'm afraid I'm going to need to terminate our therapeutic relationship; you're simply too a-peeling for me to maintain professional boundaries. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6587 Let's see if I understand: your father says to relax and he'll make sure no one slips on you, your mother says you already are a twirly skirt, and your brother won't talk to you like you are now. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6588 My killer instinct just keeps growing. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6589 Why can't you just stop being a contract killer you're tired of wiping out people who slip up on you? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6590 I don't find behavioral therapy to be very appealing. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6591 Are you telling me about a blonde joke? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6592 George must have finished his banana early. He needs a new one. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6593 You know, I didn't say it has to be a Freudian slip... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6594 Yes it's painful now, but I promise one day we'll all just laugh. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6595 It looks like you are happy to see me. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
6596 Tell me more about how your father caused your mother such embarrassment. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6597 I appreciate your commitment to continuing therapy, Mr. Ferguson... But why a banana peel? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6598 What you're dealing with is survivor guilt... but trust me, Luigi will race again, even without Mario. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6599 I feel like you never answer my question directly . . . 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6600 It must have been a terrible blow to your self-image as "the yellow stalker" when friends called it corny. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
6601 Would you say you're feeling hollow on the inside? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6602 So could it be that your lack of sex appeal as a sexless peel keeps slipping you up in relationships once someone falls for you? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6603 And why do you think you have trouble seeing my beard and cigar? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6604 It's quite normal to want to pollinate the therapist. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6605 For once, I'd like some to be glad to say "banana." 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6606 You're a banana afraid of a tarantula? Where is it?!! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6607 Just how long has the lawyer's life cast a shadow on your conscience ? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
6608 I think you really do feel guilty of the fall that happened. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6609 People fall for you because it's your appeal? No,t hat is not a Freudian slip! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6610 Dear, I'm afraid our son is into extreme sports. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6611 we've got to stop seeing each other like this. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6612 But you agreed to peal? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6613 Do you need a more comfortable bed? You are falling apart in pieces. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6614 She pierced my veil of aromatic happiness and found I was all rotten inside. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6615 Ever since she left, it's like my life has been rotting away. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6616 I know it's a slippery slope but you must talk about it to get your footing. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6617 Ok.... So after being served with the slipping personal injury lawsuit, you say it's left you feeling a little yellow. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6618 Easy for you to say, you weren't born with a monkey on your back! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6619 Lance, first admit it was cheating. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6620 The narcissistic banana had a selfie addiction and no longer found himself apeeling. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6621 Um OK: Slippery relationships, change happens quickly, you never knew your mother. What else? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6622 You are appealing then you think. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6623 You think you're a banana peel - but it's in the nature of hallucinations to be untrue. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6624 The 'bottom-opening hack' has upset a bunch. You're not alone. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6625 What was it like, being a member in a big hand? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
6626 Umm..I should have given him an extra two or three minutes when he told me he was going bananas. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6627 That Ludwig keeps taunting: "Ba-Na-Na-Na!" 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6628 So tell me why it is you think you've, as you said earlier, "gone bananas?" 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6629 You could probably get wealthy working at the next campaign debate. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6630 So let me get this straight... you say that people falling head over heels for you is a bad thing? f? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
6631 I'm sorry, Hillary, but hiding behind the old 'I slipped on a slip on a banana peel' made you do it excuse won't work here. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
6632 You've repressed your unconscious,Chiquita, to the brink of psychic annihilation. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6633 I guess Freud was right... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6634 Mommy always told me I had great appeal, but I'm not so sure. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6635 How do you banana peel about that? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6636 How did you feel about the peeling? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6637 Do you want to talk about how you felt when Freud slipped on you? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6638 I agree "it's what is on the inside that counts" was passive-aggressive, but you can't let Tina get to you like that. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6639 "And how do you peel about that?"-woman "Tear-able"-Banana 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6640 You say no one thinks you are appealing? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6641 The issue is too much positive reinforcement for your hurtful actions against others. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6642 You have to REALLY want to change. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
6643 I'm no stranger to the transference game, Mr. Abernathy. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
6644 What makes you think I'm interested in phallic symbols? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0