Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
I have to ask, do you feel that you could be a danger to others? |
2.0605 |
0.02764 |
744 |
190 |
319 |
235 |
1 |
Now that you've opened up, let's talk about what's eating you. |
2.0480 |
0.01659 |
2227 |
631 |
858 |
738 |
2 |
It's normal to feel empty after a split. |
1.9439 |
0.02843 |
785 |
272 |
285 |
228 |
3 |
You're right; some of us bruise easier than others. |
1.9362 |
0.04863 |
235 |
73 |
104 |
58 |
4 |
Would you feel more comfortable on the floor ? |
1.9267 |
0.03574 |
491 |
173 |
181 |
137 |
5 |
I am required to report those bruises. |
1.8651 |
0.04647 |
289 |
112 |
104 |
73 |
6 |
You say you've been feeling empty since the split? |
1.8219 |
0.04566 |
320 |
140 |
97 |
83 |
7 |
Maybe you'd be more comfortable on the floor. |
1.8214 |
0.05234 |
224 |
92 |
80 |
52 |
8 |
I'm going to be brutally honest. You're an accident waiting to happen. |
1.8125 |
0.05296 |
224 |
95 |
76 |
53 |
9 |
And you blame yourself for the split? |
1.8000 |
0.05565 |
220 |
101 |
62 |
57 |
10 |
How was life after the split? |
1.7961 |
0.04672 |
255 |
102 |
103 |
50 |
11 |
What I think isn't important. Do you think you're an accident waiting to happen? |
1.7868 |
0.05363 |
197 |
81 |
77 |
39 |
12 |
Perhaps you're hanging around with the wrong bunch. |
1.7826 |
0.05539 |
184 |
76 |
72 |
36 |
13 |
I can tell that something's been eating at you. |
1.7806 |
0.05354 |
196 |
81 |
77 |
38 |
14 |
Do you need a moment to compost yourself? |
1.7778 |
0.06373 |
153 |
68 |
51 |
34 |
15 |
You may have a split personality. |
1.7604 |
0.05791 |
192 |
90 |
58 |
44 |
16 |
I'm so tired of people blaming me for their slip-ups. |
1.7571 |
0.06321 |
140 |
60 |
54 |
26 |
17 |
So you feel the best part of you is gone. |
1.7569 |
0.06095 |
144 |
60 |
59 |
25 |
18 |
I'd like to see you again next sundae. |
1.7430 |
0.05934 |
179 |
85 |
55 |
39 |
19 |
You appear to be suffering from an Edible Complex. |
1.7416 |
0.08231 |
89 |
41 |
30 |
18 |
20 |
You can't go on like this. You're an accident waiting to happen. |
1.7394 |
0.06133 |
165 |
78 |
52 |
35 |
21 |
I think this results from an edible complex. |
1.7379 |
0.06268 |
145 |
65 |
53 |
27 |
22 |
Success is not measured by the number of people you bring down. |
1.7365 |
0.06015 |
148 |
64 |
59 |
25 |
23 |
This is fruitless. |
1.7296 |
0.06161 |
159 |
75 |
52 |
32 |
24 |
So you caused a Freudian slip? |
1.7286 |
0.06318 |
140 |
63 |
52 |
25 |
25 |
So, was it a painful split? |
1.7256 |
0.05950 |
164 |
76 |
57 |
31 |
26 |
So what's been eating you lately? |
1.7234 |
0.06609 |
141 |
68 |
44 |
29 |
27 |
I've felt rotten since the split. |
1.7204 |
0.07851 |
93 |
43 |
33 |
17 |
28 |
You need to stop blaming yourself for everyone else's slip-ups. |
1.7200 |
0.07795 |
100 |
48 |
32 |
20 |
29 |
You think you're crazy? I'm talking to a banana. |
1.7103 |
0.06775 |
145 |
75 |
37 |
33 |
30 |
Remind me what happened after the split |
1.7097 |
0.06340 |
155 |
77 |
46 |
32 |
31 |
And how would you say you're handling the split? |
1.7063 |
0.06184 |
143 |
66 |
53 |
24 |
32 |
Okay, so it was a breach of professional ethics, but... I was hungry. |
1.7054 |
0.07251 |
129 |
68 |
31 |
30 |
33 |
Tell me about your nana |
1.7039 |
0.06389 |
152 |
76 |
45 |
31 |
34 |
So what's eating you this week? |
1.6985 |
0.06290 |
136 |
63 |
51 |
22 |
35 |
We don’t use the term “going bananas” here. |
1.6949 |
0.06538 |
118 |
53 |
48 |
17 |
36 |
Something's been eating you. Tell me about it. |
1.6863 |
0.07370 |
102 |
49 |
36 |
17 |
37 |
I think you experienced a Freudian slip. |
1.6850 |
0.06393 |
127 |
59 |
49 |
19 |
38 |
I was going to be a world famous computer logo....until that damn apple showed up. |
1.6832 |
0.08552 |
101 |
58 |
17 |
26 |
39 |
Calm down. Try to compost yourself. |
1.6797 |
0.07097 |
128 |
68 |
33 |
27 |
40 |
I agree. You're an accident waiting to happen. |
1.6780 |
0.06902 |
118 |
58 |
40 |
20 |
41 |
What would you like to be able to say to those monkeys? |
1.6752 |
0.06849 |
117 |
57 |
41 |
19 |
42 |
Somedays I feel like an accident just waiting to happen. |
1.6752 |
0.06955 |
117 |
58 |
39 |
20 |
43 |
It's "Oedipal", not "Edible". |
1.6726 |
0.07160 |
113 |
57 |
36 |
20 |
44 |
Just tell me what's eating you |
1.6667 |
0.06759 |
117 |
57 |
42 |
18 |
45 |
You are an accident waiting to happen! |
1.6667 |
0.06895 |
123 |
63 |
38 |
22 |
46 |
I'm afraid you suffer from an Edible Complex. |
1.6667 |
0.07230 |
114 |
59 |
34 |
21 |
47 |
So when did you first begin to feel like garbage? |
1.6667 |
0.07442 |
108 |
56 |
32 |
20 |
48 |
So you feel like you're empty inside? |
1.6613 |
0.06764 |
124 |
63 |
40 |
21 |
49 |
We both know there's no such thing as an accident. |
1.6606 |
0.06674 |
109 |
51 |
44 |
14 |
50 |
You seem to bruise easily. |
1.6606 |
0.06800 |
109 |
52 |
42 |
15 |
51 |
My last patient was nuts. |
1.6604 |
0.07570 |
106 |
56 |
30 |
20 |
52 |
And in this recurring nightmare, nobody slips? |
1.6596 |
0.07940 |
94 |
49 |
28 |
17 |
53 |
Show me where the monkey touched you. |
1.6571 |
0.07754 |
105 |
57 |
27 |
21 |
54 |
No offense, I am thick skinned |
1.6562 |
0.08969 |
64 |
31 |
24 |
9 |
55 |
How's it been since the split? |
1.6538 |
0.08328 |
78 |
39 |
27 |
12 |
56 |
Of course, we all ask ourselves at one time, if a fruitless life is worth living. |
1.6495 |
0.07186 |
97 |
47 |
37 |
13 |
57 |
I’ll be honest. You’re an accident waiting to happen. |
1.6489 |
0.07962 |
94 |
50 |
27 |
17 |
58 |
Interesting. I said 'smoothly,' but you heard 'smoothie.' |
1.6489 |
0.07817 |
94 |
49 |
29 |
16 |
59 |
Try thinking about it from the chimp's perspective. |
1.6436 |
0.07255 |
101 |
51 |
35 |
15 |
60 |
Depressed because you're no longer one of the bunch? |
1.6422 |
0.06585 |
109 |
52 |
44 |
13 |
61 |
I feel as if my whole life is like an accident just waiting to happen. |
1.6413 |
0.08406 |
92 |
52 |
21 |
19 |
62 |
And how long have you felt like people on the street are avoiding you? |
1.6408 |
0.07664 |
103 |
56 |
28 |
19 |
63 |
OK..... I'd like to go back to that time in your life when you tried to form a republic |
1.6400 |
0.07852 |
100 |
55 |
26 |
19 |
64 |
So, how have you been doing since the split? |
1.6400 |
0.07456 |
100 |
52 |
32 |
16 |
65 |
Maybe not everyone wants to be swept off their feet |
1.6383 |
0.07838 |
94 |
50 |
28 |
16 |
66 |
So you feel stepped on, but everyone else thinks its funny... |
1.6364 |
0.08270 |
88 |
48 |
24 |
16 |
67 |
Maybe it's time to face the fact that comedy has moved on without you. |
1.6353 |
0.08173 |
85 |
45 |
26 |
14 |
68 |
How often do you have the Carmen Miranda dream? |
1.6353 |
0.08343 |
85 |
46 |
24 |
15 |
69 |
You need to stop seeing yourself as the fall guy. |
1.6353 |
0.07823 |
85 |
43 |
30 |
12 |
70 |
Well, I'm glad you've opened up. |
1.6316 |
0.07185 |
95 |
47 |
36 |
12 |
71 |
I understand you lost nearly everything after the split. |
1.6311 |
0.07429 |
103 |
55 |
31 |
17 |
72 |
You don't need a therapist; you need a good attorney. |
1.6308 |
0.06474 |
130 |
68 |
42 |
20 |
73 |
And these women... They just fall for you? |
1.6306 |
0.06641 |
111 |
55 |
42 |
14 |
74 |
Can you tell me where the monkey touched you? |
1.6304 |
0.08137 |
92 |
51 |
24 |
17 |
75 |
You need to stop cereal dating. |
1.6304 |
0.07684 |
92 |
48 |
30 |
14 |
76 |
Do you feel you're a danger to yourself or others? |
1.6304 |
0.07838 |
92 |
49 |
28 |
15 |
77 |
It's quite normal to feel empty after a split. |
1.6304 |
0.07527 |
92 |
47 |
32 |
13 |
78 |
So, you don't feel like one of the bunch? |
1.6292 |
0.08051 |
89 |
48 |
26 |
15 |
79 |
Again with the guilt? He slipped. He fell. Get over it! |
1.6277 |
0.08282 |
94 |
54 |
21 |
19 |
80 |
It sounds like we're dealing with a classic Edible complex. |
1.6264 |
0.07599 |
91 |
47 |
31 |
13 |
81 |
You keep looking at my feet. |
1.6250 |
0.09136 |
80 |
47 |
16 |
17 |
82 |
Depression, heart palpitations, fatigue. You could be low in potassium. |
1.6237 |
0.07783 |
93 |
50 |
28 |
15 |
83 |
Now, tell me what's eating you? |
1.6222 |
0.07508 |
90 |
46 |
32 |
12 |
84 |
So, what's been eating you? |
1.6207 |
0.07882 |
87 |
46 |
28 |
13 |
85 |
Our time is up and please don't wait for me on the stairs. |
1.6207 |
0.08214 |
87 |
48 |
24 |
15 |
86 |
You were saying you feel like an accident waiting to happen. |
1.6200 |
0.07355 |
100 |
53 |
32 |
15 |
87 |
I agree. This is fruitless. |
1.6197 |
0.09273 |
71 |
40 |
18 |
13 |
88 |
Does it matter what the rest of the bunch thinks? |
1.6196 |
0.07056 |
92 |
45 |
37 |
10 |
89 |
Now that you've opened up, we can start to make progress. |
1.6196 |
0.07224 |
92 |
46 |
35 |
11 |
90 |
I can see why she fell for you. |
1.6190 |
0.07556 |
84 |
42 |
32 |
10 |
91 |
I tend to hurt people who get close to me. |
1.6184 |
0.08977 |
76 |
43 |
19 |
14 |
92 |
It's my professional opinion that you are an accident waiting to happen. |
1.6163 |
0.08132 |
86 |
47 |
25 |
14 |
93 |
Maybe you want to be stepped on. |
1.6162 |
0.07280 |
99 |
52 |
33 |
14 |
94 |
When did you first start fearing monkeys? |
1.6136 |
0.08310 |
88 |
50 |
22 |
16 |
95 |
So you feel people are avoiding you? |
1.6136 |
0.08151 |
88 |
49 |
24 |
15 |
96 |
First you were eaten alive, and then spent years in slapstick? Of course you feel rotten. |
1.6132 |
0.07532 |
106 |
60 |
27 |
19 |
97 |
And, then, he decided to make a smoothie. |
1.6129 |
0.09300 |
62 |
33 |
20 |
9 |
98 |
When did you first suspect that she only loved you for your potassium? |
1.6129 |
0.07801 |
93 |
51 |
27 |
15 |
99 |
You didn't see the split coming? |
1.6125 |
0.07650 |
80 |
40 |
31 |
9 |
100 |
Of course it hurts when you open up fully and then just get tossed aside. |
1.6118 |
0.08384 |
85 |
48 |
22 |
15 |
101 |
Maybe you don't have an inferiority complex. Maybe you really are an accident waiting to happen. |
1.6118 |
0.07867 |
85 |
45 |
28 |
12 |
102 |
Funny how you let that slip. |
1.6092 |
0.07005 |
87 |
42 |
37 |
8 |
103 |
And just why do you think people tip-toe around you? |
1.6087 |
0.07875 |
92 |
51 |
26 |
15 |
104 |
So, you feel like a phony because you lack substance, but you still have appeal? |
1.6067 |
0.07600 |
89 |
47 |
30 |
12 |
105 |
Normally, I only take nut jobs. |
1.6067 |
0.08398 |
89 |
52 |
20 |
17 |
106 |
I can see by your colouring that our time is up. |
1.6049 |
0.08728 |
81 |
47 |
19 |
15 |
107 |
Would you feel better if we used the expression ‘Going nuts’ instead? |
1.6047 |
0.07807 |
86 |
46 |
28 |
12 |
108 |
So, you and ice cream. Tell me about the split. |
1.6047 |
0.07630 |
86 |
45 |
30 |
11 |
109 |
Even empty and discarded, I find you appealing. |
1.6047 |
0.07449 |
86 |
44 |
32 |
10 |
110 |
Now, just tell me what's eating you. |
1.6044 |
0.07636 |
91 |
49 |
29 |
13 |
111 |
You've got to stop letting people walk all over you. |
1.6026 |
0.08430 |
78 |
43 |
23 |
12 |
112 |
You do realize in a couple of days none of this will matter. |
1.6024 |
0.08029 |
83 |
45 |
26 |
12 |
113 |
I give up. What makes a Freudian slip? |
1.6000 |
0.08061 |
85 |
47 |
25 |
13 |
114 |
And how have things been going for you since your banana split? |
1.6000 |
0.07869 |
90 |
50 |
26 |
14 |
115 |
Honestly, you need thicker skin. |
1.6000 |
0.07845 |
65 |
31 |
29 |
5 |
116 |
I have this reoccurring dream where I slip on a human being. |
1.6000 |
0.09104 |
75 |
44 |
17 |
14 |
117 |
He was such an ape, he just ripped me open and took what he wanted |
1.5976 |
0.08652 |
82 |
48 |
19 |
15 |
118 |
Tell me more about the tally man. |
1.5974 |
0.08916 |
77 |
45 |
18 |
14 |
119 |
How long has your life seemed fruitless? |
1.5974 |
0.08524 |
77 |
43 |
22 |
12 |
120 |
I understand you gave everything to a cream pie but it's time to move on. |
1.5972 |
0.08312 |
72 |
38 |
25 |
9 |
121 |
Perhaps you misunderstood when she said she was going to slip on something a little nicer. |
1.5952 |
0.08820 |
84 |
51 |
16 |
17 |
122 |
It's not your fault - accidents happen. |
1.5949 |
0.08161 |
79 |
43 |
25 |
11 |
123 |
You've been hanging with the wrong bunch. |
1.5942 |
0.08592 |
69 |
37 |
23 |
9 |
124 |
We split up on a Sundae |
1.5926 |
0.08745 |
81 |
48 |
18 |
15 |
125 |
Tell me more about this dream with your father and the blender |
1.5921 |
0.08620 |
76 |
43 |
21 |
12 |
126 |
We try not to use the word 'bananas' |
1.5921 |
0.08821 |
76 |
44 |
19 |
13 |
127 |
I can only help with the Freudian slips. |
1.5921 |
0.08203 |
76 |
41 |
25 |
10 |
128 |
Why do you think people are avoiding you? |
1.5909 |
0.07858 |
88 |
49 |
26 |
13 |
129 |
Doc, I just feel like I'm an accident waiting to happen. |
1.5902 |
0.08550 |
61 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
130 |
Everyone who comes here thinks they're bananas. |
1.5897 |
0.08249 |
78 |
43 |
24 |
11 |
131 |
I'm terribly sorry. I skipped lunch. |
1.5897 |
0.08644 |
78 |
45 |
20 |
13 |
132 |
When did you first begin to feel that your life was fruitless? |
1.5882 |
0.09189 |
68 |
39 |
18 |
11 |
133 |
We really peeled back some layers today. |
1.5875 |
0.08092 |
80 |
44 |
25 |
11 |
134 |
Why do you feel the work we're doing is fruitless? |
1.5875 |
0.08474 |
80 |
46 |
21 |
13 |
135 |
Well, I see there is no point in discussing your inner feelings today. |
1.5873 |
0.08356 |
63 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
136 |
Bringing others down will never fill your emptiness. |
1.5867 |
0.08509 |
75 |
42 |
22 |
11 |
137 |
So, Mr. Fofanna, what brings you in today? |
1.5844 |
0.09123 |
77 |
47 |
15 |
15 |
138 |
How long have you been feeling rotten? |
1.5843 |
0.07959 |
89 |
51 |
24 |
14 |
139 |
I feel like my whole life's been a joke. |
1.5833 |
0.10242 |
48 |
26 |
16 |
6 |
140 |
You have appeal, but you seem to lack substance. |
1.5823 |
0.08566 |
79 |
46 |
20 |
13 |
141 |
So you’re saying that when daylight come, they all wanna go home? |
1.5814 |
0.08347 |
86 |
51 |
20 |
15 |
142 |
Let's talk about the incident with the gorilla. |
1.5811 |
0.09026 |
74 |
44 |
17 |
13 |
143 |
You say you feel you're an accident waiting to happen? |
1.5802 |
0.08025 |
81 |
45 |
25 |
11 |
144 |
You seem to delight in bringing others down. |
1.5789 |
0.07554 |
76 |
39 |
30 |
7 |
145 |
Let's talk about the 800 pound gorilla that used to be in the room. |
1.5789 |
0.08005 |
76 |
41 |
26 |
9 |
146 |
So you feel that people are going out of their way to avoid you. |
1.5789 |
0.08005 |
76 |
41 |
26 |
9 |
147 |
Now let's discuss your fear of primates... |
1.5789 |
0.08005 |
76 |
41 |
26 |
9 |
148 |
This is why I don't schedule appointments on my lunch break. |
1.5765 |
0.08757 |
85 |
53 |
15 |
17 |
149 |
So, how long have you thought you were a plantain? |
1.5758 |
0.09427 |
66 |
39 |
16 |
11 |
150 |
You mustn't blame yourself for other people's slip-ups. |
1.5733 |
0.08526 |
75 |
43 |
21 |
11 |
151 |
Well, sometimes I think we all feel empty inside... |
1.5733 |
0.08526 |
75 |
43 |
21 |
11 |
152 |
So you feel he treats you like trash? |
1.5733 |
0.08093 |
75 |
41 |
25 |
9 |
153 |
Do you recall when these feelings of emptiness began? |
1.5732 |
0.07766 |
82 |
45 |
27 |
10 |
154 |
So you think it's just everyone else's fault they keep falling down? |
1.5732 |
0.07958 |
82 |
46 |
25 |
11 |
155 |
Tell me more about your life on the street. |
1.5714 |
0.07936 |
77 |
42 |
26 |
9 |
156 |
That's what happens when you let people walk on you. |
1.5714 |
0.07718 |
77 |
41 |
28 |
8 |
157 |
Tell me more about what's been eating you. |
1.5714 |
0.07936 |
77 |
42 |
26 |
9 |
158 |
Doesn't it feel better to open up? |
1.5714 |
0.08149 |
77 |
43 |
24 |
10 |
159 |
So you feel your life’s now fruitless? |
1.5714 |
0.08530 |
70 |
39 |
22 |
9 |
160 |
You want people to like you for who you are on the outside as well as the inside. |
1.5696 |
0.08389 |
79 |
46 |
21 |
12 |
161 |
Are we Mr. Plantain or Mr. Banana today? |
1.5694 |
0.08807 |
72 |
42 |
19 |
11 |
162 |
It seems to me like you may be struggling with an eaten disorder |
1.5694 |
0.09027 |
72 |
43 |
17 |
12 |
163 |
So what I hear you saying is, now that we have peeled back the layers, you feel empty inside. |
1.5692 |
0.09550 |
65 |
39 |
15 |
11 |
164 |
Under these circumstances, my rate is on a sliding scale |
1.5676 |
0.09244 |
74 |
46 |
14 |
14 |
165 |
How do you mean, you feel like an accident waiting to happen? |
1.5676 |
0.07952 |
74 |
40 |
26 |
8 |
166 |
Of course, you didn't cause all those accidents. |
1.5676 |
0.08622 |
74 |
43 |
20 |
11 |
167 |
When you say he "fell for you,' you're speaking metaphorically, I assume? |
1.5676 |
0.07716 |
74 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
168 |
And you feel responsible for the split? |
1.5676 |
0.08405 |
74 |
42 |
22 |
10 |
169 |
What do you mean you bring people down? |
1.5672 |
0.08021 |
67 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
170 |
Talk more about your feelings of being used and discarded. |
1.5658 |
0.07571 |
76 |
40 |
29 |
7 |
171 |
I think we can rule out low potassium as the cause of your depression. |
1.5658 |
0.08237 |
76 |
43 |
23 |
10 |
172 |
Thanks for finally opening up. |
1.5652 |
0.09112 |
69 |
41 |
17 |
11 |
173 |
Let's face the facts: you're spoiled rotten. |
1.5641 |
0.08280 |
78 |
45 |
22 |
11 |
174 |
There used to be a whole bunch of us that hung out together . . . |
1.5634 |
0.08206 |
71 |
39 |
24 |
8 |
175 |
How long would you say you've felt empty inside? |
1.5634 |
0.08206 |
71 |
39 |
24 |
8 |
176 |
Would you like to talk about what's eating you? |
1.5634 |
0.08447 |
71 |
40 |
22 |
9 |
177 |
Tell me about your relationship before the split. |
1.5616 |
0.07799 |
73 |
39 |
27 |
7 |
178 |
Do you feel comfortable in your own skin? |
1.5610 |
0.07583 |
82 |
45 |
28 |
9 |
179 |
I just don't have it in me anymore. |
1.5606 |
0.08116 |
66 |
35 |
25 |
6 |
180 |
Well you're off the floor now, and that's progress. |
1.5600 |
0.08327 |
75 |
43 |
22 |
10 |
181 |
You're definitely not completely bananas. |
1.5588 |
0.09688 |
68 |
43 |
12 |
13 |
182 |
So, yes, you have no banana. But how does that make you feel? |
1.5588 |
0.08983 |
68 |
40 |
18 |
10 |
183 |
What am I writing down? My grocery list. |
1.5574 |
0.08909 |
61 |
34 |
20 |
7 |
184 |
Calm down, sometimes a banana is just a banana. |
1.5571 |
0.08784 |
70 |
41 |
19 |
10 |
185 |
Well it could just mean you've moved past the phallic stage. |
1.5556 |
0.08597 |
72 |
42 |
20 |
10 |
186 |
When did you first feel like 'an accident waiting to happen.'? |
1.5538 |
0.09311 |
65 |
39 |
16 |
10 |
187 |
How does it make you feel when others call you an accident waiting to happen? |
1.5538 |
0.09565 |
65 |
40 |
14 |
11 |
188 |
Perhaps it was actually a Freudian slip. |
1.5538 |
0.09565 |
65 |
40 |
14 |
11 |
189 |
So you only feel fulfilled when someone steps on you? |
1.5522 |
0.09339 |
67 |
41 |
15 |
11 |
190 |
He slipped, he fell. You've got to stop blaming yourself. |
1.5522 |
0.08038 |
67 |
36 |
25 |
6 |
191 |
The monkey nightmares are back. |
1.5522 |
0.08582 |
67 |
38 |
21 |
8 |
192 |
And in the dream, I'm strangling the gorilla. |
1.5500 |
0.09922 |
60 |
37 |
13 |
10 |
193 |
"Everyone slips. |
1.5493 |
0.08695 |
71 |
42 |
19 |
10 |
194 |
This session is going to cost you a whole bunch. |
1.5469 |
0.08889 |
64 |
37 |
19 |
8 |
195 |
You shouldn't dwell on being unfulfilled. It's fruitless. |
1.5469 |
0.09690 |
64 |
40 |
13 |
11 |
196 |
I think, on some level, I like being stepped on. |
1.5469 |
0.08606 |
64 |
36 |
21 |
7 |
197 |
And when did you start identifying as a plantain? |
1.5467 |
0.08963 |
75 |
47 |
15 |
13 |
198 |
You show classic symptoms of an Edible Complex. |
1.5455 |
0.08413 |
66 |
37 |
22 |
7 |
199 |
I've been feeling very empty since the split |
1.5455 |
0.09457 |
66 |
41 |
14 |
11 |
200 |
Emasculated how? |
1.5441 |
0.08494 |
68 |
39 |
21 |
8 |
201 |
But ask yourself: Are all these ladies falling for you? Or, are they simply falling? |
1.5441 |
0.08494 |
68 |
39 |
21 |
8 |
202 |
I think to focus on what you have lost would be fruitless. |
1.5441 |
0.09236 |
68 |
42 |
15 |
11 |
203 |
Could be worse…at least you’re not nuts. |
1.5435 |
0.07479 |
92 |
54 |
26 |
12 |
204 |
Perhaps you feel you're slipping because you allow yourself to be stepped on. |
1.5429 |
0.08312 |
70 |
40 |
22 |
8 |
205 |
Yes, it is what's on the inside that counts. |
1.5424 |
0.09463 |
59 |
35 |
16 |
8 |
206 |
Someone will fall for you eventually |
1.5417 |
0.10718 |
48 |
29 |
12 |
7 |
207 |
Yes, I can charge on a sliding scale... |
1.5410 |
0.09225 |
61 |
36 |
17 |
8 |
208 |
And how does it make you feel when you think people are avoiding you? |
1.5410 |
0.09517 |
61 |
37 |
15 |
9 |
209 |
In dreams, sometimes a banana is just a banana. |
1.5410 |
0.08612 |
61 |
34 |
21 |
6 |
210 |
So...your job at Banana Republic wasn't what you expected? |
1.5410 |
0.09800 |
61 |
38 |
13 |
10 |
211 |
Perhaps we need to put you in bunch therapy |
1.5405 |
0.08429 |
74 |
44 |
20 |
10 |
212 |
Sure you have issues but I'm the one talking to a banana peel. |
1.5397 |
0.09818 |
63 |
40 |
12 |
11 |
213 |
Seriously, you can't let people step all over you and then tell you it's your fault. |
1.5385 |
0.09061 |
65 |
39 |
17 |
9 |
214 |
What you're experiencing is called compost-traumatic stress disorder. |
1.5385 |
0.09577 |
65 |
41 |
13 |
11 |
215 |
"Orange who"? |
1.5385 |
0.10302 |
65 |
44 |
7 |
14 |
216 |
I think you’ll do better in bunch therapy. |
1.5373 |
0.09105 |
67 |
41 |
16 |
10 |
217 |
I was minding my own business, and he slipped on me, yet everyone ran to him to see if HE was OK. |
1.5373 |
0.08853 |
67 |
40 |
18 |
9 |
218 |
I don't know, I just feel empty inside. |
1.5373 |
0.09105 |
67 |
41 |
16 |
10 |
219 |
I'm glad you finally opened up. |
1.5373 |
0.08050 |
67 |
37 |
24 |
6 |
220 |
So when did you start feeling you weren't one of the bunch? |
1.5373 |
0.08594 |
67 |
39 |
20 |
8 |
221 |
Would it be that bad if you were always a second banana? |
1.5373 |
0.08853 |
67 |
40 |
18 |
9 |
222 |
I found the inner you to be delicious. |
1.5373 |
0.07764 |
67 |
36 |
26 |
5 |
223 |
I understand your fears, Barry, but comedy changes and so must you. |
1.5373 |
0.08050 |
67 |
37 |
24 |
6 |
224 |
You need to find your inner self. |
1.5362 |
0.08149 |
69 |
39 |
23 |
7 |
225 |
So people walk all over you, and others laugh about it? |
1.5362 |
0.09136 |
69 |
43 |
15 |
11 |
226 |
How are things since the split? |
1.5352 |
0.08705 |
71 |
43 |
18 |
10 |
227 |
Tell me about your separation from the bunch. |
1.5352 |
0.06290 |
71 |
34 |
36 |
1 |
228 |
'Seems to me you're just not comfortable in your own skin.' |
1.5333 |
0.09041 |
60 |
35 |
18 |
7 |
229 |
Yes, you made her fall for you. But you really hurt her in the process. |
1.5325 |
0.08589 |
77 |
48 |
17 |
12 |
230 |
I'm sorry, I didn't have breakfast. |
1.5323 |
0.08822 |
62 |
36 |
19 |
7 |
231 |
The split must have been hard on you. |
1.5323 |
0.09680 |
62 |
39 |
13 |
10 |
232 |
Look I don't say this to patients often, but you really are bananas. |
1.5323 |
0.08517 |
62 |
35 |
21 |
6 |
233 |
I'm glad that you finally opened up. |
1.5323 |
0.08517 |
62 |
35 |
21 |
6 |
234 |
I am sorry. I was hungry and I didn't realize you were the patient. |
1.5323 |
0.09949 |
62 |
40 |
11 |
11 |
235 |
Twenty brothers and sisters? Wow, that's a bunch! |
1.5312 |
0.09174 |
64 |
39 |
16 |
9 |
236 |
I understand you feel empty at your loss of sexual metaphor. |
1.5312 |
0.08617 |
64 |
37 |
20 |
7 |
237 |
How did you feel when you finally separated yourself from the bunch? |
1.5312 |
0.08900 |
64 |
38 |
18 |
8 |
238 |
You still blame yourself for the split? |
1.5312 |
0.08617 |
64 |
37 |
20 |
7 |
239 |
Well, with it completely gone I suggest you simply increase the foreplay. |
1.5312 |
0.09700 |
64 |
41 |
12 |
11 |
240 |
I think we can rule out a potassium deficiency. |
1.5303 |
0.09216 |
66 |
41 |
15 |
10 |
241 |
Actually, I charge by the hour, not per pound. Why do you ask? |
1.5303 |
0.07548 |
66 |
35 |
27 |
4 |
242 |
In retrospect, do you feel the trip to zoo was a good idea? |
1.5303 |
0.07850 |
66 |
36 |
25 |
5 |
243 |
So you thought the chimp was your friend…and then? |
1.5303 |
0.09216 |
66 |
41 |
15 |
10 |
244 |
But it’s not like they’re trying to step on you…. |
1.5303 |
0.08960 |
66 |
40 |
17 |
9 |
245 |
So, he fell for you hard, and you find that funny? |
1.5303 |
0.08960 |
66 |
40 |
17 |
9 |
246 |
Do you think it's in your nature to bring people down? |
1.5294 |
0.07399 |
68 |
36 |
28 |
4 |
247 |
You've got to forgive yourself . . . don't forget, he also had one foot in the grave . . . |
1.5294 |
0.09005 |
68 |
42 |
16 |
10 |
248 |
how long have you identified as a vegetable? |
1.5278 |
0.08615 |
72 |
44 |
18 |
10 |
249 |
I'm afraid you're suffering from a split personality. |
1.5269 |
0.07267 |
93 |
55 |
27 |
11 |
250 |
So, your father always wanted an apple? |
1.5263 |
0.09401 |
57 |
34 |
16 |
7 |
251 |
My case is being tried in the court of a-peel next week |
1.5254 |
0.09160 |
59 |
35 |
17 |
7 |
252 |
Okay, I understand. You were the top banana. And then what happened? |
1.5254 |
0.08498 |
59 |
33 |
21 |
5 |
253 |
That's just the low potassium level talking. |
1.5254 |
0.08835 |
59 |
34 |
19 |
6 |
254 |
What you're feeling is classic survivor's guilt. |
1.5246 |
0.08934 |
61 |
36 |
18 |
7 |
255 |
I don't agree that your therapy has been fruitless. |
1.5246 |
0.09526 |
61 |
38 |
14 |
9 |
256 |
What you've experienced is a Freudian slip. |
1.5246 |
0.09235 |
61 |
37 |
16 |
8 |
257 |
I'm glad you finally decided to open up... |
1.5238 |
0.09011 |
63 |
38 |
17 |
8 |
258 |
It's nice to see you really open up. |
1.5238 |
0.08423 |
63 |
36 |
21 |
6 |
259 |
Tell me again how he fell for you |
1.5238 |
0.08423 |
63 |
36 |
21 |
6 |
260 |
So you admit you do get pleasure from causing people pain?! |
1.5231 |
0.09330 |
65 |
41 |
14 |
10 |
261 |
So, any slip-ups since our last session? |
1.5231 |
0.09330 |
65 |
41 |
14 |
10 |
262 |
Let's discuss why you feel empty inside. |
1.5224 |
0.08059 |
67 |
38 |
23 |
6 |
263 |
So how long have you had this fear of monkeys? |
1.5224 |
0.07773 |
67 |
37 |
25 |
5 |
264 |
Have you still been dreaming about the monkeys? |
1.5224 |
0.08334 |
67 |
39 |
21 |
7 |
265 |
You're neurotic, NOT bananas. |
1.5205 |
0.08301 |
73 |
44 |
20 |
9 |
266 |
Since the split, my life has been a total joke. |
1.5192 |
0.10808 |
52 |
34 |
9 |
9 |
267 |
Feeling a little empty inside? |
1.5192 |
0.10086 |
52 |
32 |
13 |
7 |
268 |
It's perfectly normal that you feel empty inside. |
1.5192 |
0.10454 |
52 |
33 |
11 |
8 |
269 |
He just uses me for potassium. |
1.5179 |
0.09532 |
56 |
34 |
15 |
7 |
270 |
And when someone does fall, how does that make you feel? |
1.5179 |
0.10190 |
56 |
36 |
11 |
9 |
271 |
I just feel like life is slipping away. |
1.5179 |
0.09866 |
56 |
35 |
13 |
8 |
272 |
I'm afraid you have a split personality |
1.5172 |
0.08247 |
58 |
32 |
22 |
4 |
273 |
I am afraid this discussion is just fruitless. |
1.5167 |
0.09355 |
60 |
37 |
15 |
8 |
274 |
Do you identify as a banana or a plantain? |
1.5161 |
0.09686 |
62 |
40 |
12 |
10 |
275 |
What do you mean, exactly, by uncomfortable in your own skin? |
1.5161 |
0.08525 |
62 |
36 |
20 |
6 |
276 |
As your doctor, I can honestly tell you you're not a couch-potato. |
1.5161 |
0.09409 |
62 |
39 |
14 |
9 |
277 |
It's like a part of me is missing. |
1.5161 |
0.08525 |
62 |
36 |
20 |
6 |
278 |
When did you first learn you weren't organic? |
1.5161 |
0.09124 |
62 |
38 |
16 |
8 |
279 |
I'm leaning towards banana split personality, but there a bunch of other possibilities |
1.5161 |
0.09124 |
62 |
38 |
16 |
8 |
280 |
For the hundredth time, it's not YOU they're laughing at! |
1.5161 |
0.09686 |
62 |
40 |
12 |
10 |
281 |
You are not nuts. You're a fruit. |
1.5161 |
0.09955 |
62 |
41 |
10 |
11 |
282 |
Why do you feel the need to compare yourself to apples and oranges? |
1.5156 |
0.08331 |
64 |
37 |
21 |
6 |
283 |
Why do you feel responsible for the downfall of so many people? |
1.5156 |
0.07384 |
64 |
34 |
27 |
3 |
284 |
So was it a tough split? |
1.5152 |
0.08966 |
66 |
41 |
16 |
9 |
285 |
Classic banana-split-personality disorder. |
1.5116 |
0.11222 |
43 |
27 |
10 |
6 |
286 |
You may have a banana-split personality |
1.5116 |
0.11222 |
43 |
27 |
10 |
6 |
287 |
So, tell me when you first had the feeling people were avoiding you? |
1.5111 |
0.10358 |
45 |
27 |
13 |
5 |
288 |
Let's talk more about your split personality. |
1.5102 |
0.10153 |
49 |
30 |
13 |
6 |
289 |
I've felt so empty since the split. |
1.5102 |
0.11340 |
49 |
33 |
7 |
9 |
290 |
So, you gave everthing to this Daiquiri? |
1.5094 |
0.08356 |
53 |
29 |
21 |
3 |
291 |
They aren't laughing at you, they are laughing because of you. |
1.5091 |
0.09310 |
55 |
33 |
16 |
6 |
292 |
You seem to be searching for your inner self. |
1.5091 |
0.09310 |
55 |
33 |
16 |
6 |
293 |
He slipped. It's not your fault. |
1.5088 |
0.09734 |
57 |
36 |
13 |
8 |
294 |
What I put on my breakfast cereal isn't relevant to your therapy session, Mr. Cavendish. |
1.5088 |
0.09734 |
57 |
36 |
13 |
8 |
295 |
So, you're tired of being stepped on? |
1.5088 |
0.08715 |
57 |
33 |
19 |
5 |
296 |
Talk to me about your nana issues. |
1.5088 |
0.10051 |
57 |
37 |
11 |
9 |
297 |
Should I bill Dole or Chiquita for your therapy? |
1.5088 |
0.09734 |
57 |
36 |
13 |
8 |
298 |
Why do YOU think everyone laughs when you get stepped on? |
1.5088 |
0.10051 |
57 |
37 |
11 |
9 |
299 |
I think that underneath that tough exterior, you’re actually rather sweet. |
1.5085 |
0.08841 |
59 |
35 |
18 |
6 |
300 |
I'm sorry, 'it's what's inside that counts' is just a saying |
1.5085 |
0.09165 |
59 |
36 |
16 |
7 |
301 |
Seeing as I ate you for lunch, I'll comp this session. |
1.5085 |
0.09479 |
59 |
37 |
14 |
8 |
302 |
Have you considered compost? |
1.5085 |
0.09165 |
59 |
36 |
16 |
7 |
303 |
I think you may have a split personality. |
1.5085 |
0.07401 |
59 |
31 |
26 |
2 |
304 |
You may be suffering from separation anxiety. |
1.5085 |
0.08153 |
59 |
33 |
22 |
4 |
305 |
Things have been really tough since the split. |
1.5085 |
0.10077 |
59 |
39 |
10 |
10 |
306 |
Why do you prefer to identify as a plantain? |
1.5082 |
0.08939 |
61 |
37 |
17 |
7 |
307 |
I would say you have a 'split personality'. |
1.5082 |
0.08628 |
61 |
36 |
19 |
6 |
308 |
How many monkeys did you say there were? |
1.5082 |
0.08939 |
61 |
37 |
17 |
7 |
309 |
I am going to recommend more potassium. |
1.5082 |
0.08939 |
61 |
37 |
17 |
7 |
310 |
I know exactly what it's like to be used by a big ape. |
1.5082 |
0.10088 |
61 |
41 |
9 |
11 |
311 |
I just haven't been myself since that Sundae... |
1.5082 |
0.09813 |
61 |
40 |
11 |
10 |
312 |
You have to come to terms with the loss of your inner self. |
1.5082 |
0.08628 |
61 |
36 |
19 |
6 |
313 |
You're just spoiled. |
1.5077 |
0.09073 |
65 |
41 |
15 |
9 |
314 |
On the phone, you said something was eating away at you... |
1.5000 |
0.09188 |
56 |
34 |
16 |
6 |
315 |
So when did you first start feeling like you're "an accident waiting to happen"? |
1.5000 |
0.08733 |
60 |
36 |
18 |
6 |
316 |
Oh, no, no - "low hanging fruit" is just a metaphor. |
1.5000 |
0.09605 |
58 |
37 |
13 |
8 |
317 |
We don't want you slipping back into bad behavior |
1.5000 |
0.11026 |
44 |
28 |
10 |
6 |
318 |
You need to stop blaming yourself for the accident. |
1.5000 |
0.09061 |
54 |
32 |
17 |
5 |
319 |
I've been empty inside ever since the split. |
1.5000 |
0.10819 |
54 |
37 |
7 |
10 |
320 |
What's eating you? |
1.5000 |
0.09802 |
54 |
34 |
13 |
7 |
321 |
Quit blaming yourself for other people's slip-ups. |
1.5000 |
0.09051 |
60 |
37 |
16 |
7 |
322 |
You aren't responsible for other people's accidents. |
1.5000 |
0.10090 |
52 |
33 |
12 |
7 |
323 |
Lets try focusing on the chimp. |
1.5000 |
0.10153 |
54 |
35 |
11 |
8 |
324 |
Explain to me why you feel empty and used. |
1.5000 |
0.09709 |
52 |
32 |
14 |
6 |
325 |
When did you start feeling empty inside? |
1.5000 |
0.07859 |
66 |
38 |
23 |
5 |
326 |
Yes, you have told me that your banana was really big |
1.5000 |
0.09439 |
54 |
33 |
15 |
6 |
327 |
I didn't mean to offend you, I use 'fruit' as an umbrella term. |
1.5000 |
0.10507 |
56 |
38 |
8 |
10 |
328 |
My initial diagnosis is separation anxiety. |
1.5000 |
0.08452 |
56 |
32 |
20 |
4 |
329 |
What do you mean you "gave him the slip"? |
1.5000 |
0.09061 |
54 |
32 |
17 |
5 |
330 |
Separation anxiety is a perfectly normal reaction. |
1.5000 |
0.08953 |
58 |
35 |
17 |
6 |
331 |
Why do you feel that you're an accident waiting to happen? |
1.5000 |
0.09605 |
58 |
37 |
13 |
8 |
332 |
...it's normal to feel discarded after the relationship ends. |
1.5000 |
0.08250 |
58 |
33 |
21 |
4 |
333 |
Ah, I see. And how did that make you peel? |
1.5000 |
0.09285 |
58 |
36 |
15 |
7 |
334 |
Everything's a "slippery slope" to you. |
1.5000 |
0.08404 |
60 |
35 |
20 |
5 |
335 |
Look: we all get stepped on. Deal with it. |
1.5000 |
0.08609 |
58 |
34 |
19 |
5 |
336 |
I witnessed my brother get peeled alive and turned into a smoothie when I was 3. |
1.5000 |
0.10457 |
52 |
34 |
10 |
8 |
337 |
You'll fall for me someday. They all do, eventually. |
1.5000 |
0.09285 |
58 |
36 |
15 |
7 |
338 |
Hmmn...........sounds like you're playing the fall guy again |
1.5000 |
0.07859 |
66 |
38 |
23 |
5 |
339 |
Are you sure people are avoiding you? |
1.5000 |
0.08030 |
64 |
37 |
22 |
5 |
340 |
And you've been involved in how many of these accidents? |
1.5000 |
0.09802 |
54 |
34 |
13 |
7 |
341 |
You should use whichever bathroom you gender identify with. |
1.5000 |
0.09802 |
54 |
34 |
13 |
7 |
342 |
And in this recurring nightmare, are you always the cause of the accident? |
1.5000 |
0.09802 |
54 |
34 |
13 |
7 |
343 |
Let's talk about the monkey incident. |
1.5000 |
0.09535 |
56 |
35 |
14 |
7 |
344 |
So, you feel like an accident waiting to happen? |
1.5000 |
0.09802 |
54 |
34 |
13 |
7 |
345 |
You feel you're appealing but have a sense of inner loss. |
1.5000 |
0.10153 |
54 |
35 |
11 |
8 |
346 |
So he took the best part of you and threw the rest away. How does that make you feel? |
1.5000 |
0.09061 |
54 |
32 |
17 |
5 |
347 |
Where was your Republic located |
1.5000 |
0.09875 |
48 |
29 |
14 |
5 |
348 |
Everything points to a split personality. |
1.5000 |
0.09655 |
60 |
39 |
12 |
9 |
349 |
What about moving from comedy to personal injury? |
1.5000 |
0.09051 |
60 |
37 |
16 |
7 |
350 |
So it's not that people walk all over you...it's that they literally avoid you? |
1.5000 |
0.09709 |
52 |
32 |
14 |
6 |
351 |
We've all had a few slip-ups! |
1.4921 |
0.09015 |
63 |
40 |
15 |
8 |
352 |
Well? What's eating you? |
1.4918 |
0.08939 |
61 |
38 |
16 |
7 |
353 |
I wouldn't say split personality |
1.4912 |
0.07134 |
57 |
30 |
26 |
1 |
354 |
People slip and fall for lots of reasons; you've got to stop blaming yourself. |
1.4912 |
0.08715 |
57 |
34 |
18 |
5 |
355 |
It's clear you've lost touch with your inner self. |
1.4912 |
0.09068 |
57 |
35 |
16 |
6 |
356 |
But how did it make you peel? |
1.4912 |
0.10051 |
57 |
38 |
10 |
9 |
357 |
I believe you're suffering from separation anxiety. |
1.4912 |
0.09407 |
57 |
36 |
14 |
7 |
358 |
It almost sounds like you want to be stepped on. |
1.4912 |
0.08348 |
57 |
33 |
20 |
4 |
359 |
My life's been an accident waiting to happen. |
1.4912 |
0.07964 |
57 |
32 |
22 |
3 |
360 |
We all experience feelings of emptiness from time to time. |
1.4912 |
0.09407 |
57 |
36 |
14 |
7 |
361 |
Don't get all mushy on me. |
1.4912 |
0.09734 |
57 |
37 |
12 |
8 |
362 |
Why do you feel you are a danger to others? |
1.4912 |
0.07964 |
57 |
32 |
22 |
3 |
363 |
When did you start feeling this emptiness inside? |
1.4912 |
0.08348 |
57 |
33 |
20 |
4 |
364 |
He left you for a sundae-let's start there. |
1.4909 |
0.08557 |
55 |
32 |
19 |
4 |
365 |
...and sometimes a banana is just a banana. |
1.4909 |
0.09665 |
55 |
35 |
13 |
7 |
366 |
And who do you feel second to? |
1.4909 |
0.08154 |
55 |
31 |
21 |
3 |
367 |
Orthopedic surgeons love you . |
1.4909 |
0.10008 |
55 |
36 |
11 |
8 |
368 |
Well, you're not nuts, I can tell you that much. |
1.4909 |
0.09665 |
55 |
35 |
13 |
7 |
369 |
So when she left she took the best part of you? |
1.4909 |
0.09310 |
55 |
34 |
15 |
6 |
370 |
I always feel like an accident just waiting to happen. |
1.4909 |
0.09310 |
55 |
34 |
15 |
6 |
371 |
And why do you describe yourself as an 'accident waiting to happen'? |
1.4909 |
0.09310 |
55 |
34 |
15 |
6 |
372 |
Sounds like you're afraid of hurting people. |
1.4909 |
0.09310 |
55 |
34 |
15 |
6 |
373 |
Yes, I can see how you feel empty inside. |
1.4906 |
0.08356 |
53 |
30 |
20 |
3 |
374 |
I used to be the top banana now everyone treats me like trash. |
1.4906 |
0.09943 |
53 |
34 |
12 |
7 |
375 |
It's a common problem for bananas your age. |
1.4906 |
0.09571 |
53 |
33 |
14 |
6 |
376 |
I can understand why you feel empty inside. |
1.4906 |
0.08780 |
53 |
31 |
18 |
4 |
377 |
It's not uncommon to feel empty on the inside. |
1.4906 |
0.08780 |
53 |
31 |
18 |
4 |
378 |
You're missing the part of you that's been consumed. We call it an edible complex. |
1.4906 |
0.09943 |
53 |
34 |
12 |
7 |
379 |
How long have you self-identified as an apple? |
1.4906 |
0.09571 |
53 |
33 |
14 |
6 |
380 |
I'm sorry to say it, but in your case you really are an accident waiting to happen. |
1.4906 |
0.09571 |
53 |
33 |
14 |
6 |
381 |
We ARE making progress, but remember, sometimes a banana really is just a banana. |
1.4906 |
0.09943 |
53 |
34 |
12 |
7 |
382 |
So your last psychologist diagnosed you with split personality disorder? |
1.4902 |
0.09851 |
51 |
32 |
13 |
6 |
383 |
Doesn't it feel good to open up? |
1.4898 |
0.10153 |
49 |
31 |
12 |
6 |
384 |
So, tell me, exactly when did the frozen smoothie nightmares begin? |
1.4898 |
0.10959 |
49 |
33 |
8 |
8 |
385 |
To be honest, you are empty inside. |
1.4894 |
0.10029 |
47 |
29 |
13 |
5 |
386 |
I can sense your feelings of emptiness, but let's try to focus on your ability to make people laugh. |
1.4894 |
0.10912 |
47 |
31 |
9 |
7 |
387 |
When did you first realize you were really a plantain? |
1.4894 |
0.10912 |
47 |
31 |
9 |
7 |
388 |
Let's work on finding your inner self. |
1.4889 |
0.10835 |
45 |
29 |
10 |
6 |
389 |
The thing is, I've always felt like a vegetable. |
1.4889 |
0.10835 |
45 |
29 |
10 |
6 |
390 |
Maybe making people slip and fall isn't for you. Have you considered composting? |
1.4878 |
0.11110 |
41 |
26 |
10 |
5 |
391 |
Have you tried a potassium supplement? |
1.4844 |
0.09181 |
64 |
42 |
13 |
9 |
392 |
It's a clear cut case of banana split personality. |
1.4844 |
0.08624 |
64 |
40 |
17 |
7 |
393 |
I think what we're dealing with is a split personality. |
1.4839 |
0.08209 |
62 |
37 |
20 |
5 |
394 |
I've lost my inner self! |
1.4833 |
0.09048 |
60 |
38 |
15 |
7 |
395 |
You're a Freudian slip waiting to happen. |
1.4833 |
0.09355 |
60 |
39 |
13 |
8 |
396 |
But you didn't actually cause a Freudian slip. |
1.4828 |
0.09282 |
58 |
37 |
14 |
7 |
397 |
Let's explore why you often feel compelled to make people laugh at the expense of others. |
1.4821 |
0.08824 |
56 |
34 |
17 |
5 |
398 |
I'm sorry it ended in a split. |
1.4821 |
0.09866 |
56 |
37 |
11 |
8 |
399 |
And after you "went soft," then what? |
1.4821 |
0.08448 |
56 |
33 |
19 |
4 |
400 |
You can't blame yourself for every Freudian slip. |
1.4821 |
0.10190 |
56 |
38 |
9 |
9 |
401 |
You say she offered to make you a daiquiri? |
1.4821 |
0.08448 |
56 |
33 |
19 |
4 |
402 |
I'm afraid that you're an accident waiting to happen. |
1.4821 |
0.09532 |
56 |
36 |
13 |
7 |
403 |
I'm glad you're finally opening up. |
1.4821 |
0.09185 |
56 |
35 |
15 |
6 |
404 |
'I'm pleased to see you've picked yourself up off the floor.' |
1.4815 |
0.09436 |
54 |
34 |
14 |
6 |
405 |
You have to stop allowing that type of comedy define you |
1.4815 |
0.09799 |
54 |
35 |
12 |
7 |
406 |
Unfortunately, our time is up for today-O. Your fears of tally-man will have to wait. |
1.4815 |
0.10149 |
54 |
36 |
10 |
8 |
407 |
Everybody feels like garbage sometimes. |
1.4815 |
0.08664 |
54 |
32 |
18 |
4 |
408 |
When did you first know you are actually a starfish? |
1.4815 |
0.10149 |
54 |
36 |
10 |
8 |
409 |
So, was it a recent split? |
1.4815 |
0.10149 |
54 |
36 |
10 |
8 |
410 |
I'm sorry. I was hungry. |
1.4815 |
0.08664 |
54 |
32 |
18 |
4 |
411 |
Sleeping with you would be inappropriate. I ate you because I missed lunch. That's all. |
1.4815 |
0.09799 |
54 |
35 |
12 |
7 |
412 |
Have you considered you might not be as funny as you used to be? |
1.4815 |
0.10149 |
54 |
36 |
10 |
8 |
413 |
I feel rotten lately. |
1.4815 |
0.09436 |
54 |
34 |
14 |
6 |
414 |
Since Chiquita left me I feel empty inside |
1.4815 |
0.09436 |
54 |
34 |
14 |
6 |
415 |
Let's go back to the time when your parents put you in the refrigerator. |
1.4815 |
0.09799 |
54 |
35 |
12 |
7 |
416 |
It's not your responsibility to make everyone laugh. |
1.4815 |
0.09799 |
54 |
35 |
12 |
7 |
417 |
I'm sure everyone's life feels like a bad joke at some point. |
1.4815 |
0.09436 |
54 |
34 |
14 |
6 |
418 |
We all get stepped on. |
1.4808 |
0.09309 |
52 |
32 |
15 |
5 |
419 |
Have you ever considered the possibility that they are not laughing at you? |
1.4808 |
0.09705 |
52 |
33 |
13 |
6 |
420 |
I just can't shake this feeling that people are avoiding me. |
1.4808 |
0.10454 |
52 |
35 |
9 |
8 |
421 |
Dont feel bad, most of my patients are also bananas. |
1.4808 |
0.09309 |
52 |
32 |
15 |
5 |
422 |
You can't be discouraged because not everyone falls for you. |
1.4808 |
0.08895 |
52 |
31 |
17 |
4 |
423 |
And how did this tremendous fear of monkeys begin? |
1.4808 |
0.09309 |
52 |
32 |
15 |
5 |
424 |
So you're feeling stepped on? |
1.4808 |
0.09309 |
52 |
32 |
15 |
5 |
425 |
You have appeal, but you seem to be lacking substance. |
1.4808 |
0.10086 |
52 |
34 |
11 |
7 |
426 |
How long have you had this fear of composting? |
1.4808 |
0.09309 |
52 |
32 |
15 |
5 |
427 |
Do not let one slip up define who you are. |
1.4808 |
0.09705 |
52 |
33 |
13 |
6 |
428 |
I feel like I'm an accident waiting to happen. |
1.4808 |
0.10086 |
52 |
34 |
11 |
7 |
429 |
You don't understand, doctor. I've hurt so many people. |
1.4800 |
0.10396 |
50 |
33 |
10 |
7 |
430 |
Mhm. Classic signs of an Edible Complex. |
1.4800 |
0.10396 |
50 |
33 |
10 |
7 |
431 |
It sounds like you yearn for someone to fall for you, and fall hard. |
1.4800 |
0.09996 |
50 |
32 |
12 |
6 |
432 |
You're low sense of self-esteem stems from the fact that you really are garbage. |
1.4800 |
0.09579 |
50 |
31 |
14 |
5 |
433 |
You're a fruit. Get used to it. |
1.4800 |
0.09996 |
50 |
32 |
12 |
6 |
434 |
It appears you opened up too much. |
1.4792 |
0.08416 |
48 |
27 |
19 |
2 |
435 |
How does that make you peel...I mean feel? |
1.4792 |
0.10310 |
48 |
31 |
11 |
6 |
436 |
You have appeal but no substance. |
1.4792 |
0.09870 |
48 |
30 |
13 |
5 |
437 |
So you're not comfortable in your own skin... |
1.4783 |
0.09700 |
46 |
28 |
14 |
4 |
438 |
Your ego is so easily bruised. You need to develop a thicker skin. |
1.4783 |
0.10186 |
46 |
29 |
12 |
5 |
439 |
Maybe slapstick isn't for you. Have you thought about standup? |
1.4773 |
0.10015 |
44 |
27 |
13 |
4 |
440 |
So they fall for you, but they don't fall for you. |
1.4750 |
0.10734 |
40 |
25 |
11 |
4 |
441 |
Once you go black, you can never go back. |
1.4746 |
0.10358 |
59 |
42 |
6 |
11 |
442 |
You know, not every slip is a Freudian slip. |
1.4737 |
0.10491 |
38 |
23 |
12 |
3 |
443 |
I guess it all started back in vaudeville. |
1.4737 |
0.10491 |
38 |
23 |
12 |
3 |
444 |
I just feel like I've lost who I am inside. |
1.4727 |
0.10002 |
55 |
37 |
10 |
8 |
445 |
How can I put this, you have appeal, but no substance. |
1.4727 |
0.09659 |
55 |
36 |
12 |
7 |
446 |
So you're afraid you might be a danger to others? |
1.4727 |
0.09659 |
55 |
36 |
12 |
7 |
447 |
Don't over analyze it. Sometimes a banana is just a banana. |
1.4727 |
0.10002 |
55 |
37 |
10 |
8 |
448 |
You can't live your life just waiting for others to slip up. |
1.4717 |
0.09936 |
53 |
35 |
11 |
7 |
449 |
So, it really was a banana in his pocket. |
1.4717 |
0.09176 |
53 |
33 |
15 |
5 |
450 |
So you lost your entire family to vegans? |
1.4717 |
0.08772 |
53 |
32 |
17 |
4 |
451 |
Have you talked to a doctor about getting it reattached? |
1.4717 |
0.08772 |
53 |
32 |
17 |
4 |
452 |
Perhaps there really is no 'inner you.' |
1.4717 |
0.09564 |
53 |
34 |
13 |
6 |
453 |
Whoah...when I said you need to open up more I didn't mean like this! |
1.4706 |
0.09436 |
51 |
32 |
14 |
5 |
454 |
There was a bunch of us when growing up but we've all been split. |
1.4706 |
0.08565 |
51 |
30 |
18 |
3 |
455 |
Let's not go there, it's a slippery slope. |
1.4706 |
0.09843 |
51 |
33 |
12 |
6 |
456 |
And when did you first start having these thoughts - that you'll wind up on the street? |
1.4706 |
0.09436 |
51 |
32 |
14 |
5 |
457 |
And how long have you self-identified as an avocado? |
1.4706 |
0.09843 |
51 |
33 |
12 |
6 |
458 |
Such feelings of emptiness are not uncommon. |
1.4706 |
0.10234 |
51 |
34 |
10 |
7 |
459 |
That's not what we mean by Freudian slip! |
1.4706 |
0.10234 |
51 |
34 |
10 |
7 |
460 |
And it was after he stepped on you that you started to feel empty inside? |
1.4706 |
0.09843 |
51 |
33 |
12 |
6 |
461 |
So let's get back to these feelings of responsibility for causing both pain and laughter. |
1.4706 |
0.10234 |
51 |
34 |
10 |
7 |
462 |
You shouldn't feel guilty every time someone falls. Just the funny times. |
1.4706 |
0.09843 |
51 |
33 |
12 |
6 |
463 |
Tell me about your first split. |
1.4706 |
0.10610 |
51 |
35 |
8 |
8 |
464 |
Why is it so important that people know you're a plantain? |
1.4706 |
0.09843 |
51 |
33 |
12 |
6 |
465 |
Let me guess. You feel empty. |
1.4694 |
0.10144 |
49 |
32 |
11 |
6 |
466 |
I am afraid of making Freudians slip. |
1.4694 |
0.10555 |
49 |
33 |
9 |
7 |
467 |
Sorry -- I meant plantain. |
1.4694 |
0.09268 |
49 |
30 |
15 |
4 |
468 |
And yet people continue to walk all over you. |
1.4694 |
0.08798 |
49 |
29 |
17 |
3 |
469 |
And then she added sprinkles.. |
1.4694 |
0.10555 |
49 |
33 |
9 |
7 |
470 |
Banana fanna fo........sorry. |
1.4694 |
0.10144 |
49 |
32 |
11 |
6 |
471 |
Close your eyes and imagine you're on a tropical island... |
1.4694 |
0.10144 |
49 |
32 |
11 |
6 |
472 |
Don't worry, I see lots of patients with split personalities. |
1.4694 |
0.09268 |
49 |
30 |
15 |
4 |
473 |
Of course we're all stereotyped. Look how they drew my legs. |
1.4694 |
0.11332 |
49 |
35 |
5 |
9 |
474 |
So, tell me more, about your ice cream sundae fantasy. |
1.4694 |
0.10144 |
49 |
32 |
11 |
6 |
475 |
How did that make you peel? Feel -- I mean feel. I promise that wasn't a Freudian slip... |
1.4694 |
0.09268 |
49 |
30 |
15 |
4 |
476 |
So you feel like an apple trapped in a banana's body? |
1.4694 |
0.10144 |
49 |
32 |
11 |
6 |
477 |
So, how did that make you peel...I mean feel? |
1.4681 |
0.10019 |
47 |
30 |
12 |
5 |
478 |
Maybe subconsciously I wanted him to slip and fall. |
1.4681 |
0.10019 |
47 |
30 |
12 |
5 |
479 |
Let's talk about these so-called Freudian slips. |
1.4681 |
0.10019 |
47 |
30 |
12 |
5 |
480 |
So, she split on Sundae? |
1.4667 |
0.10825 |
45 |
30 |
9 |
6 |
481 |
Please tell me more about your family tree. |
1.4651 |
0.09615 |
43 |
26 |
14 |
3 |
482 |
How long have you wanted to come out? |
1.4643 |
0.08814 |
56 |
35 |
16 |
5 |
483 |
And how long have you felt like you've had a split personality? |
1.4643 |
0.08438 |
56 |
34 |
18 |
4 |
484 |
Why do you feel that people are avoiding you? |
1.4634 |
0.11097 |
41 |
27 |
9 |
5 |
485 |
You can't keep blaming yourself for other people's slip-ups. |
1.4630 |
0.09425 |
54 |
35 |
13 |
6 |
486 |
All of my training points to 'Edible Complex.' |
1.4630 |
0.09789 |
54 |
36 |
11 |
7 |
487 |
But when you let them walk all over you, they're the ones that get hurt. |
1.4630 |
0.08652 |
54 |
33 |
17 |
4 |
488 |
I'm sorry I misdiagnosed you as nuts. |
1.4615 |
0.10443 |
52 |
36 |
8 |
8 |
489 |
I had no choice, you were going bad! |
1.4615 |
0.10926 |
39 |
25 |
10 |
4 |
490 |
So you think people are laughing at YOU when someone slips and falls? |
1.4615 |
0.09694 |
52 |
34 |
12 |
6 |
491 |
Were you bruised as a child? |
1.4615 |
0.08882 |
52 |
32 |
16 |
4 |
492 |
I'm a plantain, dammit! |
1.4615 |
0.11142 |
52 |
38 |
4 |
10 |
493 |
Your fear of being 'tossed aside' is not an irrational one. |
1.4615 |
0.08882 |
52 |
32 |
16 |
4 |
494 |
I know it's not easy but you're comparing apples and oranges. |
1.4615 |
0.08882 |
52 |
32 |
16 |
4 |
495 |
So you've been feeling empty since the split. |
1.4615 |
0.11527 |
39 |
26 |
8 |
5 |
496 |
And now you feel used? |
1.4603 |
0.08414 |
63 |
40 |
17 |
6 |
497 |
No, I don't think your slips are Freudian. |
1.4600 |
0.09984 |
50 |
33 |
11 |
6 |
498 |
You know how it is...... one slip and you're no longer top banana. |
1.4600 |
0.09129 |
50 |
31 |
15 |
4 |
499 |
So when did you split? |
1.4600 |
0.09566 |
50 |
32 |
13 |
5 |
500 |
Well, I'm flattered, but I think we need to keep our relationship purely slapstick. |
1.4600 |
0.10384 |
50 |
34 |
9 |
7 |
501 |
.......and when she split, did she also take the cherry? |
1.4600 |
0.10770 |
50 |
35 |
7 |
8 |
502 |
Might it have been a Freudian slip? |
1.4600 |
0.09129 |
50 |
31 |
15 |
4 |
503 |
I feel like the whole world is falling down around me. |
1.4600 |
0.09129 |
50 |
31 |
15 |
4 |
504 |
Don't give up, someone will fall for you. |
1.4600 |
0.09129 |
50 |
31 |
15 |
4 |
505 |
You seem to be suffering from separation anxiety. |
1.4600 |
0.09566 |
50 |
32 |
13 |
5 |
506 |
No, Robert, I asked you to show me how you FEEL. |
1.4600 |
0.09129 |
50 |
31 |
15 |
4 |
507 |
You think you got problems. I just ate a client. |
1.4600 |
0.10384 |
50 |
34 |
9 |
7 |
508 |
Everybody has a fear of composting. |
1.4595 |
0.11360 |
37 |
24 |
9 |
4 |
509 |
I'm hearing that your trouble comes in bunches. |
1.4583 |
0.10296 |
48 |
32 |
10 |
6 |
510 |
Not everyone can be top banana. |
1.4583 |
0.09856 |
48 |
31 |
12 |
5 |
511 |
Tell me more about feeling empty inside. |
1.4583 |
0.09396 |
48 |
30 |
14 |
4 |
512 |
Please try to pull yourself together. |
1.4583 |
0.09856 |
48 |
31 |
12 |
5 |
513 |
The last thing I remember was how cold the ice cream was. |
1.4583 |
0.10296 |
48 |
32 |
10 |
6 |
514 |
You say your parents were eaten by chimpanzees? |
1.4583 |
0.10296 |
48 |
32 |
10 |
6 |
515 |
Liking chocolate, vanilla , and strawberry are signs of a split personality. |
1.4583 |
0.09856 |
48 |
31 |
12 |
5 |
516 |
What did you expect? You fell in love with a monkey! |
1.4583 |
0.09856 |
48 |
31 |
12 |
5 |
517 |
And you think you wanted him to fall? |
1.4583 |
0.10296 |
48 |
32 |
10 |
6 |
518 |
You've started down a slippery slope. |
1.4583 |
0.10718 |
48 |
33 |
8 |
7 |
519 |
You're not trash. You're compost! |
1.4571 |
0.12531 |
35 |
24 |
6 |
5 |
520 |
Sliding scale, I presume. |
1.4565 |
0.09172 |
46 |
28 |
15 |
3 |
521 |
Sure he slipped and fell. But what about MY pain? |
1.4565 |
0.10635 |
46 |
31 |
9 |
6 |
522 |
Well . . the apple didn't fall far from the tree either |
1.4565 |
0.10171 |
46 |
30 |
11 |
5 |
523 |
But not everyone can be top banana. |
1.4565 |
0.09172 |
46 |
28 |
15 |
3 |
524 |
You feel that people only see you as a joke? |
1.4565 |
0.09172 |
46 |
28 |
15 |
3 |
525 |
"How long did you hang around with a bad bunch? |
1.4565 |
0.09684 |
46 |
29 |
13 |
4 |
526 |
Yes, they're laughing, but let's explore why you think it's at you. |
1.4545 |
0.09454 |
44 |
27 |
14 |
3 |
527 |
So, you thought that the ice cream shop wanted you as an employee? |
1.4545 |
0.11474 |
44 |
31 |
6 |
7 |
528 |
Try not to think of it as another fruitless therapy session. |
1.4545 |
0.08686 |
66 |
44 |
14 |
8 |
529 |
I can see why you feel discarded. |
1.4528 |
0.09549 |
53 |
35 |
12 |
6 |
530 |
Your problem is you blame yourself when others slip up. |
1.4528 |
0.09922 |
53 |
36 |
10 |
7 |
531 |
What does it really mean to not be comfortable in your own skin |
1.4528 |
0.09549 |
53 |
35 |
12 |
6 |
532 |
I see why you feel so empty inside. |
1.4524 |
0.10338 |
42 |
27 |
11 |
4 |
533 |
So, you think I'm appealing, too? |
1.4516 |
0.08505 |
62 |
40 |
16 |
6 |
534 |
Well of course everyone falls for you. |
1.4510 |
0.08547 |
51 |
31 |
17 |
3 |
535 |
Why am I always the fall guy? |
1.4510 |
0.08994 |
51 |
32 |
15 |
4 |
536 |
I don't think you will ever find your inner self. |
1.4510 |
0.09420 |
51 |
33 |
13 |
5 |
537 |
So, you feel the monkey just used you. |
1.4510 |
0.09420 |
51 |
33 |
13 |
5 |
538 |
You're not crazy, Mr. Cavendish, you're just 'bananas.' |
1.4510 |
0.09420 |
51 |
33 |
13 |
5 |
539 |
You're really opening up today, that's a good thing. |
1.4510 |
0.08547 |
51 |
31 |
17 |
3 |
540 |
They weren't laughing at you, they were laughing at the guy who fell. |
1.4510 |
0.09420 |
51 |
33 |
13 |
5 |
541 |
When did this empty feeling start? |
1.4500 |
0.10712 |
40 |
26 |
10 |
4 |
542 |
Survivor's guilt is perfectly normal. |
1.4500 |
0.10712 |
40 |
26 |
10 |
4 |
543 |
I've been this way since the split. |
1.4500 |
0.10096 |
40 |
25 |
12 |
3 |
544 |
I understand you were involved in a sidewalk tragedy? |
1.4500 |
0.11294 |
40 |
27 |
8 |
5 |
545 |
Yours is the clearest case of an unresolved edible complex I have encountered in years. |
1.4490 |
0.09698 |
49 |
32 |
12 |
5 |
546 |
Look at it this way. You're also a great source of humor. |
1.4490 |
0.09698 |
49 |
32 |
12 |
5 |
547 |
It's not a trust issue, I always sit like this. |
1.4490 |
0.09698 |
49 |
32 |
12 |
5 |
548 |
So, you never got over the split? |
1.4490 |
0.10127 |
49 |
33 |
10 |
6 |
549 |
How did you feel when she fell for you? |
1.4490 |
0.08778 |
49 |
30 |
16 |
3 |
550 |
We're making good progress peeling back the layers |
1.4490 |
0.08778 |
49 |
30 |
16 |
3 |
551 |
I keep having this reoccurring dream that I am trying to hurt someone. |
1.4490 |
0.09698 |
49 |
32 |
12 |
5 |
552 |
I've felt empty ever since the split. |
1.4490 |
0.09698 |
49 |
32 |
12 |
5 |
553 |
It's not your fault. |
1.4474 |
0.11745 |
38 |
26 |
7 |
5 |
554 |
Tell me about your fear of monkeys. |
1.4468 |
0.09999 |
47 |
31 |
11 |
5 |
555 |
How did you feel when your friends ripened and you didn't |
1.4468 |
0.10452 |
47 |
32 |
9 |
6 |
556 |
So your wife split? |
1.4468 |
0.10452 |
47 |
32 |
9 |
6 |
557 |
It's like no one ever sees me. |
1.4468 |
0.09027 |
47 |
29 |
15 |
3 |
558 |
No, Freud never mentioned 'banana envy.' |
1.4468 |
0.10452 |
47 |
32 |
9 |
6 |
559 |
Tell me about your bunch. |
1.4468 |
0.09999 |
47 |
31 |
11 |
5 |
560 |
So your mother was rotten and your father split |
1.4468 |
0.08499 |
47 |
28 |
17 |
2 |
561 |
I don’t think the banana is coming back. |
1.4468 |
0.09999 |
47 |
31 |
11 |
5 |
562 |
Two days ago you noticed brown spots. |
1.4468 |
0.08499 |
47 |
28 |
17 |
2 |
563 |
What makes you think people are avoiding you? |
1.4468 |
0.10885 |
47 |
33 |
7 |
7 |
564 |
This is good, this is very good, you're starting to open up now. |
1.4459 |
0.07487 |
74 |
47 |
21 |
6 |
565 |
Yours is the worst case of separation anxiety I've ever seen. |
1.4459 |
0.06975 |
74 |
45 |
25 |
4 |
566 |
Sure the jokes are hurtful but you need to develop a thicker skin. |
1.4444 |
0.08634 |
54 |
34 |
16 |
4 |
567 |
First of all, you're not a joke. |
1.4444 |
0.09824 |
45 |
29 |
12 |
4 |
568 |
So, tell me about your split. |
1.4444 |
0.14454 |
27 |
19 |
4 |
4 |
569 |
We all get stepped on from time to time. |
1.4444 |
0.10326 |
45 |
30 |
10 |
5 |
570 |
You've lost touch with your inner self. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
571 |
I'm glad to see you finally open up. |
1.4444 |
0.09824 |
45 |
29 |
12 |
4 |
572 |
It's what's inside of you that matters. |
1.4444 |
0.10326 |
45 |
30 |
10 |
5 |
573 |
You feel rejected because of the color of your skin? |
1.4444 |
0.11262 |
45 |
32 |
6 |
7 |
574 |
So you have feelings of emptiness, like something is eating at you from the inside... |
1.4444 |
0.13433 |
27 |
18 |
6 |
3 |
575 |
In retrospect, we should have discussed the 800 pound gorilla |
1.4444 |
0.10326 |
45 |
30 |
10 |
5 |
576 |
An orange referred you to me? |
1.4423 |
0.09278 |
52 |
34 |
13 |
5 |
577 |
You need to stop seeing other people's missteps as your own. |
1.4423 |
0.09278 |
52 |
34 |
13 |
5 |
578 |
Uh huh..., and how that make you peel? |
1.4419 |
0.11672 |
43 |
31 |
5 |
7 |
579 |
It's natural to feel discarded from time to time... |
1.4419 |
0.10681 |
43 |
29 |
9 |
5 |
580 |
No, Mr. Denham, I will not call you 'Kong,' and please come down from the bookcase. |
1.4419 |
0.11188 |
43 |
30 |
7 |
6 |
581 |
I mean, I just feel like the fall guy all the time. |
1.4419 |
0.09589 |
43 |
27 |
13 |
3 |
582 |
Let's talk about your feeling bruised and discarded. |
1.4419 |
0.10681 |
43 |
29 |
9 |
5 |
583 |
It's good to see you opening up. |
1.4400 |
0.09545 |
50 |
33 |
12 |
5 |
584 |
Tell me about your "foster" parents. |
1.4400 |
0.09963 |
50 |
34 |
10 |
6 |
585 |
Tell me more about your bruised childhood. |
1.4400 |
0.08162 |
50 |
30 |
18 |
2 |
586 |
So you split on a sundae, right? |
1.4400 |
0.10751 |
50 |
36 |
6 |
8 |
587 |
How are you doing post-split? |
1.4400 |
0.09107 |
50 |
32 |
14 |
4 |
588 |
"Feelings of emptiness are common for someone in your position". |
1.4400 |
0.09963 |
50 |
34 |
10 |
6 |
589 |
...and then, I was skinned alive... |
1.4390 |
0.11608 |
41 |
29 |
6 |
6 |
590 |
...and what is your earliest memory of being stepped on? |
1.4390 |
0.09272 |
41 |
25 |
14 |
2 |
591 |
I feel so empty on the inside |
1.4390 |
0.10505 |
41 |
27 |
10 |
4 |
592 |
In psychoanalysis we take slips seriously. |
1.4390 |
0.10505 |
41 |
27 |
10 |
4 |
593 |
So what is worse, when people step on you, or avoid you all together? |
1.4390 |
0.10505 |
41 |
27 |
10 |
4 |
594 |
If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be? |
1.4375 |
0.09371 |
48 |
31 |
13 |
4 |
595 |
So he left you for a sundae? |
1.4375 |
0.09833 |
48 |
32 |
11 |
5 |
596 |
So he ran off with a little Chiquita, eh? |
1.4375 |
0.10274 |
48 |
33 |
9 |
6 |
597 |
And sometimes a banana peel is just a banana peel. |
1.4375 |
0.09833 |
48 |
32 |
11 |
5 |
598 |
I’m not falling for that one again. |
1.4375 |
0.09371 |
48 |
31 |
13 |
4 |
599 |
It's not a homophobic slur, you are a fruit. |
1.4375 |
0.10274 |
48 |
33 |
9 |
6 |
600 |
I believe you have a split personality. |
1.4375 |
0.09833 |
48 |
32 |
11 |
5 |
601 |
I've spent all my life being stepped on. |
1.4375 |
0.10274 |
48 |
33 |
9 |
6 |
602 |
Sorry about my little Freudian split -I mean, slip, sorry! |
1.4375 |
0.09371 |
48 |
31 |
13 |
4 |
603 |
Am I hearing you say that your life no longer bears fruit? |
1.4375 |
0.11827 |
32 |
21 |
8 |
3 |
604 |
When did your father split from the bunch and how did that make you peel? |
1.4375 |
0.10274 |
48 |
33 |
9 |
6 |
605 |
Tell me about your nana, Nana Beau Bana. |
1.4375 |
0.10274 |
48 |
33 |
9 |
6 |
606 |
What exactly do you mean by "empty inside"? |
1.4375 |
0.09371 |
48 |
31 |
13 |
4 |
607 |
So you've been having a hard time since the split? |
1.4375 |
0.09833 |
48 |
32 |
11 |
5 |
608 |
But our attempts to probe your innermost self have been fruitless. |
1.4375 |
0.08886 |
48 |
30 |
15 |
3 |
609 |
Sometimes I feel like you're not all here. |
1.4375 |
0.09371 |
48 |
31 |
13 |
4 |
610 |
I think we're done here. |
1.4375 |
0.10274 |
48 |
33 |
9 |
6 |
611 |
Sometimes splits can be messy. |
1.4375 |
0.09833 |
48 |
32 |
11 |
5 |
612 |
I know, but eventually we're all compost. |
1.4364 |
0.09627 |
55 |
38 |
10 |
7 |
613 |
Remember what Freud said: There are no accidents. |
1.4359 |
0.10894 |
39 |
26 |
9 |
4 |
614 |
So, what makes you think I would fall for you? |
1.4348 |
0.09143 |
46 |
29 |
14 |
3 |
615 |
Is it possible you might be a Freudian slip? |
1.4348 |
0.10145 |
46 |
31 |
10 |
5 |
616 |
I'm tired of being blamed for other people's slip-ups. |
1.4348 |
0.09143 |
46 |
29 |
14 |
3 |
617 |
When did you first notice you'd lost touch with your inner self? |
1.4348 |
0.08598 |
46 |
28 |
16 |
2 |
618 |
I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who think you're still funny. |
1.4348 |
0.09143 |
46 |
29 |
14 |
3 |
619 |
I'm not so sure that bananopause is a real thing. |
1.4348 |
0.10145 |
46 |
31 |
10 |
5 |
620 |
So... what I'm hearing is, it's one Freudian slip after another. |
1.4348 |
0.10145 |
46 |
31 |
10 |
5 |
621 |
I'm just tired of people stepping all over me! |
1.4348 |
0.10145 |
46 |
31 |
10 |
5 |
622 |
Stop calling me Chiquita! |
1.4348 |
0.09143 |
46 |
29 |
14 |
3 |
623 |
You need to stop blaming yourself for others' slip-ups. |
1.4348 |
0.10610 |
46 |
32 |
8 |
6 |
624 |
Had you considered that perhaps they are laughing with you? |
1.4348 |
0.09657 |
46 |
30 |
12 |
4 |
625 |
It's like he only cared about what was on the inside... |
1.4348 |
0.09143 |
46 |
29 |
14 |
3 |
626 |
So people step on you? |
1.4348 |
0.10145 |
46 |
31 |
10 |
5 |
627 |
Tell me more about why you think life is fruitless. |
1.4348 |
0.10145 |
46 |
31 |
10 |
5 |
628 |
Do you want to slip on something more comfortable? |
1.4348 |
0.10610 |
46 |
32 |
8 |
6 |
629 |
What did the monkey do next? |
1.4348 |
0.09657 |
46 |
30 |
12 |
4 |
630 |
This business of you just lying on the floor is very passive aggressive. |
1.4340 |
0.08733 |
53 |
34 |
15 |
4 |
631 |
You can be open here. |
1.4340 |
0.09901 |
53 |
37 |
9 |
7 |
632 |
Really, you must let go of the guilt. You're the one who keeps getting stepped on! |
1.4318 |
0.09967 |
44 |
29 |
11 |
4 |
633 |
I wonder if you unconsciously want people to slip and fall. |
1.4318 |
0.08843 |
44 |
27 |
15 |
2 |
634 |
You feel like everyone steps all over you? |
1.4318 |
0.09967 |
44 |
29 |
11 |
4 |
635 |
Causing harm to others may be morally indefensible, but when I picture it, it still makes me laugh. |
1.4318 |
0.09422 |
44 |
28 |
13 |
3 |
636 |
I feel used and discarded. |
1.4318 |
0.10484 |
44 |
30 |
9 |
5 |
637 |
Well maybe you should try Standup> |
1.4318 |
0.10976 |
44 |
31 |
7 |
6 |
638 |
We need to peel back a bit more. |
1.4318 |
0.10484 |
44 |
30 |
9 |
5 |
639 |
When did you shed your inner self? |
1.4318 |
0.10484 |
44 |
30 |
9 |
5 |
640 |
Any issues other than experiencing an empty feeling? |
1.4318 |
0.10484 |
44 |
30 |
9 |
5 |
641 |
Tell me about the first time you made a Freudian slip. |
1.4318 |
0.10484 |
44 |
30 |
9 |
5 |
642 |
How do you really peel? |
1.4318 |
0.10976 |
44 |
31 |
7 |
6 |
643 |
My, aren't we thin skinned! |
1.4314 |
0.08968 |
51 |
33 |
14 |
4 |
644 |
Just relax, Mr. Peel, and tell me what’s eating you. |
1.4314 |
0.08968 |
51 |
33 |
14 |
4 |
645 |
We don't see nuts until the second year of residency. |
1.4314 |
0.08968 |
51 |
33 |
14 |
4 |
646 |
I couldn't help it,doc, she was getting under my skin. |
1.4314 |
0.09804 |
51 |
35 |
10 |
6 |
647 |
I suppose that was a breach of the physician-patient relationship. |
1.4314 |
0.10196 |
51 |
36 |
8 |
7 |
648 |
Your life isn't a joke. |
1.4314 |
0.09804 |
51 |
35 |
10 |
6 |
649 |
So she dumped you for the top banana? |
1.4286 |
0.09108 |
42 |
26 |
14 |
2 |
650 |
Now that I've opened up, I feel vulnerable. |
1.4286 |
0.10854 |
42 |
29 |
8 |
5 |
651 |
Ok, let's begin. Tell me how you peel. |
1.4286 |
0.11376 |
42 |
30 |
6 |
6 |
652 |
It appears you have a split personality. |
1.4286 |
0.10305 |
42 |
28 |
10 |
4 |
653 |
I feel like my life has become one big joke. |
1.4286 |
0.08447 |
42 |
25 |
16 |
1 |
654 |
I'm not sure I really understand what's eating at you. |
1.4286 |
0.09108 |
42 |
26 |
14 |
2 |
655 |
'Now tell me, what happened after the chimp first spotted you' |
1.4286 |
0.09671 |
49 |
33 |
11 |
5 |
656 |
I'm going to have to ask you to zip yourself up. |
1.4286 |
0.09725 |
42 |
27 |
12 |
3 |
657 |
It's not only what's inside that matters. |
1.4286 |
0.09108 |
42 |
26 |
14 |
2 |
658 |
Was it more than a Freudian Slip? |
1.4286 |
0.11376 |
42 |
30 |
6 |
6 |
659 |
Why do you think he fell for you? |
1.4286 |
0.08748 |
49 |
31 |
15 |
3 |
660 |
Tell me about your loss of inner self. |
1.4286 |
0.10305 |
42 |
28 |
10 |
4 |
661 |
So, you feel like you are always blamed when someone slips up. |
1.4286 |
0.09725 |
42 |
27 |
12 |
3 |
662 |
the problem is your appeal |
1.4286 |
0.10854 |
42 |
29 |
8 |
5 |
663 |
Would you like to discuss the split? |
1.4286 |
0.11066 |
35 |
23 |
9 |
3 |
664 |
You ARE empty inside. |
1.4286 |
0.11984 |
28 |
18 |
8 |
2 |
665 |
Tell me about the day you got your peelings hurt. |
1.4286 |
0.09108 |
42 |
26 |
14 |
2 |
666 |
So tell me exactly why the term 'second banana' is such a problem for you. |
1.4286 |
0.08447 |
42 |
25 |
16 |
1 |
667 |
Yes, but you can't let "slippery" define who you are. |
1.4286 |
0.09725 |
42 |
27 |
12 |
3 |
668 |
Well, it's not REALLY all about who you are on the inside. |
1.4286 |
0.09221 |
49 |
32 |
13 |
4 |
669 |
You can't just hurt everyone that walks all over you. |
1.4286 |
0.11376 |
42 |
30 |
6 |
6 |
670 |
It's obvious to me that you can no longer afford to ignore the eight hundred pound gorilla in the room! |
1.4286 |
0.09725 |
42 |
27 |
12 |
3 |
671 |
So, tell me about the emptiness you say you're feeling. |
1.4286 |
0.08447 |
42 |
25 |
16 |
1 |
672 |
And how does it make you feel when people cautiously step around? |
1.4286 |
0.10854 |
42 |
29 |
8 |
5 |
673 |
So you hurt people, but you don't mean to? |
1.4286 |
0.11376 |
42 |
30 |
6 |
6 |
674 |
You say you're always "the fall guy." How does that make you feel? |
1.4286 |
0.09725 |
42 |
27 |
12 |
3 |
675 |
Slippery is one thing, but now you're being evasive. |
1.4286 |
0.09108 |
42 |
26 |
14 |
2 |
676 |
so he left you feeling empty |
1.4286 |
0.10514 |
49 |
35 |
7 |
7 |
677 |
Which is the bigger issue: feeling dangerous or empty? |
1.4286 |
0.10305 |
42 |
28 |
10 |
4 |
678 |
I hear you saying you feel empty inside. |
1.4286 |
0.09725 |
42 |
27 |
12 |
3 |
679 |
Do you understand your life is a joke |
1.4286 |
0.09671 |
49 |
33 |
11 |
5 |
680 |
And you said the split left you feeling empty inside? |
1.4286 |
0.09671 |
49 |
33 |
11 |
5 |
681 |
It sounds like the issues started after your split. |
1.4286 |
0.09725 |
42 |
27 |
12 |
3 |
682 |
We don't use the phrase "he went bananas" anymore, but in your case ... |
1.4286 |
0.09725 |
42 |
27 |
12 |
3 |
683 |
Would you say it was an amicable split? |
1.4262 |
0.08251 |
61 |
40 |
16 |
5 |
684 |
It does appear that your last campaign took a lot out of you, Mr. Dole. |
1.4259 |
0.09384 |
54 |
37 |
11 |
6 |
685 |
So she slipped. Get over it! |
1.4255 |
0.08994 |
47 |
30 |
14 |
3 |
686 |
How long have you been separated? |
1.4255 |
0.09970 |
47 |
32 |
10 |
5 |
687 |
You can't blame your parents for being a GMO. |
1.4255 |
0.09494 |
47 |
31 |
12 |
4 |
688 |
It's not a metaphor! She literally took my manhood and turned it into a smoothie! |
1.4255 |
0.09970 |
47 |
32 |
10 |
5 |
689 |
You mustn't feel as if you're alone. I have a whole bunch of clients like you. |
1.4255 |
0.09970 |
47 |
32 |
10 |
5 |
690 |
Textbook garden variety slip, not a Freudian one. |
1.4255 |
0.09494 |
47 |
31 |
12 |
4 |
691 |
I'm afraid it may be too late for Viagra. |
1.4250 |
0.10674 |
40 |
27 |
9 |
4 |
692 |
I see. So it was a banana in your pocket. |
1.4250 |
0.10056 |
40 |
26 |
11 |
3 |
693 |
Every day is just another accident waiting to happen. |
1.4250 |
0.10056 |
40 |
26 |
11 |
3 |
694 |
I know how difficult this split's been for you. |
1.4250 |
0.09397 |
40 |
25 |
13 |
2 |
695 |
So you think you have a split personality? |
1.4250 |
0.09397 |
40 |
25 |
13 |
2 |
696 |
When he slipped, how did that make you feel? |
1.4250 |
0.12345 |
40 |
30 |
3 |
7 |
697 |
Let's focus on the day he left you for a smoothie. |
1.4250 |
0.10674 |
40 |
27 |
9 |
4 |
698 |
We all sometimes feel like our lives are a joke. |
1.4231 |
0.09649 |
52 |
36 |
10 |
6 |
699 |
I'm not sure we can peel anymore layers away.. |
1.4231 |
0.09649 |
52 |
36 |
10 |
6 |
700 |
When did you feel him slipping away from you? |
1.4222 |
0.09260 |
45 |
29 |
13 |
3 |
701 |
Separation anxiety is not uncommon in your situation. |
1.4222 |
0.10293 |
45 |
31 |
9 |
5 |
702 |
I've been stepped on my whole life. |
1.4222 |
0.09790 |
45 |
30 |
11 |
4 |
703 |
No, I don't think Viagra will help you. |
1.4222 |
0.10293 |
45 |
31 |
9 |
5 |
704 |
OK, I think we're getting into a slippery area now. |
1.4222 |
0.09260 |
45 |
29 |
13 |
3 |
705 |
I get the sense that people avoid me. |
1.4222 |
0.09790 |
45 |
30 |
11 |
4 |
706 |
And now you feel empty inside? |
1.4222 |
0.09260 |
45 |
29 |
13 |
3 |
707 |
So when did you first get the feeling that people were walking all over you? |
1.4222 |
0.09790 |
45 |
30 |
11 |
4 |
708 |
Let's explore the difference between a phallic symbol and a sex symbol. |
1.4222 |
0.09790 |
45 |
30 |
11 |
4 |
709 |
I understand your frustration but you're a comedic icon and the transition to drama will be a challenge. |
1.4222 |
0.09790 |
45 |
30 |
11 |
4 |
710 |
next time I want to talk to both of you |
1.4222 |
0.10293 |
45 |
31 |
9 |
5 |
711 |
I don't think a banana can "go bananas". |
1.4222 |
0.09790 |
45 |
30 |
11 |
4 |
712 |
This is how you feel once we have peeled back all of the layers. |
1.4222 |
0.10293 |
45 |
31 |
9 |
5 |
713 |
That's one way to open up. |
1.4222 |
0.09260 |
45 |
29 |
13 |
3 |
714 |
Don't be embarassed-it's important to open up. |
1.4222 |
0.09260 |
45 |
29 |
13 |
3 |
715 |
You're turning black. Our session time is up. |
1.4222 |
0.10773 |
45 |
32 |
7 |
6 |
716 |
I see you're still grappling with the recent split. |
1.4222 |
0.08697 |
45 |
28 |
15 |
2 |
717 |
If you are Chiquita banana, what have you come to say? |
1.4222 |
0.09260 |
45 |
29 |
13 |
3 |
718 |
Are you still feeling empty inside? |
1.4222 |
0.09260 |
45 |
29 |
13 |
3 |
719 |
When daylight come and he wan' go home, how does that make you feel? |
1.4222 |
0.10293 |
45 |
31 |
9 |
5 |
720 |
I took your advice and opened up to people, but ended up getting stepped on. |
1.4222 |
0.10293 |
45 |
31 |
9 |
5 |
721 |
When did you two split? |
1.4222 |
0.09790 |
45 |
30 |
11 |
4 |
722 |
Tell me about the Foster home. |
1.4222 |
0.10773 |
45 |
32 |
7 |
6 |
723 |
Chiquita and I split up again. |
1.4222 |
0.09790 |
45 |
30 |
11 |
4 |
724 |
I'm sorry for coming apart like this. |
1.4222 |
0.10773 |
45 |
32 |
7 |
6 |
725 |
Tell me, what's been eating you up inside? |
1.4222 |
0.09790 |
45 |
30 |
11 |
4 |
726 |
We call it a banana split personality disorder. |
1.4211 |
0.11081 |
38 |
26 |
8 |
4 |
727 |
Then she said "Orange you glad I said Banana"... |
1.4211 |
0.10419 |
38 |
25 |
10 |
3 |
728 |
Let's try to envision a solution rather than fixating on penis envy. |
1.4211 |
0.12298 |
38 |
28 |
4 |
6 |
729 |
Sounds like a tough split but I'm sure you'll find another bunch to hang with |
1.4194 |
0.08146 |
62 |
41 |
16 |
5 |
730 |
It sounds as though you're easily bruised. |
1.4186 |
0.10112 |
43 |
29 |
10 |
4 |
731 |
And how are you taking the split? |
1.4186 |
0.09548 |
43 |
28 |
12 |
3 |
732 |
Stop staring at my legs! |
1.4186 |
0.11153 |
43 |
31 |
6 |
6 |
733 |
So Steve Jobs picked the apple instead, and it's been downhill for me ever since. |
1.4186 |
0.10112 |
43 |
29 |
10 |
4 |
734 |
I think you are ready for group sessions with the rest of the bunch. |
1.4186 |
0.10112 |
43 |
29 |
10 |
4 |
735 |
Maybe try opening up from the other end. |
1.4186 |
0.09548 |
43 |
28 |
12 |
3 |
736 |
A split personality doesn’t mean you're nuts. |
1.4186 |
0.09548 |
43 |
28 |
12 |
3 |
737 |
Do you think you WANTED him to slip? |
1.4186 |
0.09548 |
43 |
28 |
12 |
3 |
738 |
Let’s analyze your nightmare about being covered in ice cream. |
1.4186 |
0.09548 |
43 |
28 |
12 |
3 |
739 |
Maybe slapstick just isn't funny anymore. |
1.4186 |
0.10112 |
43 |
29 |
10 |
4 |
740 |
So you're depressed because you're not the top banana anymore? |
1.4186 |
0.10645 |
43 |
30 |
8 |
5 |
741 |
So people are always taking the fall for you? |
1.4186 |
0.10112 |
43 |
29 |
10 |
4 |
742 |
No, you could not have caused a Freudian slip! |
1.4186 |
0.10112 |
43 |
29 |
10 |
4 |
743 |
Not all slips are Freudian. |
1.4186 |
0.10645 |
43 |
30 |
8 |
5 |
744 |
It's just that I've never fell for a client before. |
1.4186 |
0.10645 |
43 |
30 |
8 |
5 |
745 |
Seriously? |
1.4186 |
0.10645 |
43 |
30 |
8 |
5 |
746 |
I think I'm a grape. |
1.4186 |
0.10645 |
43 |
30 |
8 |
5 |
747 |
You can't be so thin skinned. |
1.4186 |
0.10112 |
43 |
29 |
10 |
4 |
748 |
Let's call them experiences rather than slip-ups. |
1.4186 |
0.09548 |
43 |
28 |
12 |
3 |
749 |
Nope... I don't feel any better than I did when I was a couch potato. |
1.4186 |
0.09548 |
43 |
28 |
12 |
3 |
750 |
I'd like to address this extreme paranoia you have about ending up on Skid Row. |
1.4186 |
0.10645 |
43 |
30 |
8 |
5 |
751 |
Peelings, nothing more than peelings.... |
1.4186 |
0.10112 |
43 |
29 |
10 |
4 |
752 |
Tell me why the banana split. |
1.4186 |
0.11153 |
43 |
31 |
6 |
6 |
753 |
Don't torture yourself. We all have separation anxiety. |
1.4186 |
0.08950 |
43 |
27 |
14 |
2 |
754 |
Is that when you started bruising yourself? |
1.4186 |
0.08308 |
43 |
26 |
16 |
1 |
755 |
It's a classic case of separation anxiety. |
1.4186 |
0.09548 |
43 |
28 |
12 |
3 |
756 |
And this feeling of emptiness? |
1.4186 |
0.09548 |
43 |
28 |
12 |
3 |
757 |
You have what we call 'banana envy.' |
1.4186 |
0.10645 |
43 |
30 |
8 |
5 |
758 |
I've never put much stock in Freudian splits -- I mean slips. |
1.4186 |
0.11639 |
43 |
32 |
4 |
7 |
759 |
Have you had these empty feelings before? |
1.4186 |
0.10112 |
43 |
29 |
10 |
4 |
760 |
So tell me when you first felt like everything was slipping away? |
1.4186 |
0.10645 |
43 |
30 |
8 |
5 |
761 |
All men ever want is to slip with me. |
1.4186 |
0.11153 |
43 |
31 |
6 |
6 |
762 |
And in these dreams, you say he's falling? |
1.4186 |
0.09548 |
43 |
28 |
12 |
3 |
763 |
Sometimes it's not what's inside that counts. |
1.4186 |
0.09548 |
43 |
28 |
12 |
3 |
764 |
You need to stop blaming yourself for the slip ups of others. |
1.4186 |
0.08950 |
43 |
27 |
14 |
2 |
765 |
You're not ready to start dating again. In my view, in your current state you're just an accident waiting to happen! |
1.4186 |
0.10645 |
43 |
30 |
8 |
5 |
766 |
When did this fear of causing an accident start? |
1.4186 |
0.10645 |
43 |
30 |
8 |
5 |
767 |
Please come out from under the couch, Bongo. |
1.4186 |
0.11639 |
43 |
32 |
4 |
7 |
768 |
I know it may not seem it now, but you are more than just these peelings. |
1.4186 |
0.09548 |
43 |
28 |
12 |
3 |
769 |
Stop blaming yourself. It was a Freudian slip. |
1.4186 |
0.10645 |
43 |
30 |
8 |
5 |
770 |
And just when did you feel this relationship start slipping away? |
1.4186 |
0.11153 |
43 |
31 |
6 |
6 |
771 |
I sense you feel fruitless and unappealing. |
1.4186 |
0.10645 |
43 |
30 |
8 |
5 |
772 |
Tell me more about your hostility toward monkeys. |
1.4186 |
0.09548 |
43 |
28 |
12 |
3 |
773 |
I just feel like people are always stepping on me. |
1.4186 |
0.09548 |
43 |
28 |
12 |
3 |
774 |
It appears that you have a banana-split personality |
1.4182 |
0.08485 |
55 |
36 |
15 |
4 |
775 |
Why do you feel like a cliche? |
1.4167 |
0.11530 |
36 |
25 |
7 |
4 |
776 |
Tell me about the urge to call a woman "chiquita". |
1.4167 |
0.10242 |
48 |
34 |
8 |
6 |
777 |
Every time someone gets close to me Doc, I feel like they just slip away. |
1.4167 |
0.10820 |
36 |
24 |
9 |
3 |
778 |
Banana-fanna-fo-fanna-fee-fi-fo-fanna----and this was a game he would play with you? |
1.4167 |
0.08666 |
60 |
41 |
13 |
6 |
779 |
You suffer from a banana split personality |
1.4167 |
0.09800 |
48 |
33 |
10 |
5 |
780 |
A steady gig with the National Chiropractic Association is nothing to feel guilty about. |
1.4167 |
0.12199 |
36 |
26 |
5 |
5 |
781 |
Hmmm...you feel used and abandoned. |
1.4146 |
0.11030 |
41 |
29 |
7 |
5 |
782 |
Any idea how many people come in here claiming to be the fall guy? |
1.4146 |
0.09862 |
41 |
27 |
11 |
3 |
783 |
So... you feel like you're constantly seen as some kind of joke? |
1.4146 |
0.10462 |
41 |
28 |
9 |
4 |
784 |
You are my first client that actually was able to transform peeling back layers of memories into a physical state that works out realistically and metaphorically. |
1.4146 |
0.11030 |
41 |
29 |
7 |
5 |
785 |
So tell me, when was it that you began to peel this way? |
1.4146 |
0.11030 |
41 |
29 |
7 |
5 |
786 |
How exactly do you feel used? |
1.4146 |
0.10462 |
41 |
28 |
9 |
4 |
787 |
Have you considered that maybe it's not you that they're laughing at? |
1.4146 |
0.10462 |
41 |
28 |
9 |
4 |
788 |
Why would you want to give up a career in comedy? |
1.4146 |
0.10462 |
41 |
28 |
9 |
4 |
789 |
I watched my parents brown right in front of me |
1.4146 |
0.10462 |
41 |
28 |
9 |
4 |
790 |
And how do you feel when the person falls? |
1.4146 |
0.10462 |
41 |
28 |
9 |
4 |
791 |
Of course you have appeal. |
1.4146 |
0.09862 |
41 |
27 |
11 |
3 |
792 |
When did you realize you were not organic? |
1.4146 |
0.09862 |
41 |
27 |
11 |
3 |
793 |
I did warn you that we would peel back all the layers. |
1.4146 |
0.10462 |
41 |
28 |
9 |
4 |
794 |
After the split, how did you peel? |
1.4146 |
0.10462 |
41 |
28 |
9 |
4 |
795 |
''When things go bananas, make banana bread.'' |
1.4146 |
0.09862 |
41 |
27 |
11 |
3 |
796 |
It seems you have a banana split personality. |
1.4146 |
0.10462 |
41 |
28 |
9 |
4 |
797 |
I'm not surprised that you feel empty inside. |
1.4146 |
0.09223 |
41 |
26 |
13 |
2 |
798 |
The guilt is one thing, but the lawsuits are insurmountable. |
1.4146 |
0.11030 |
41 |
29 |
7 |
5 |
799 |
Do you remember when you first experienced a feeling of emptiness? |
1.4146 |
0.09223 |
41 |
26 |
13 |
2 |
800 |
We no longer use the term "gone bananas" anymore |
1.4146 |
0.09862 |
41 |
27 |
11 |
3 |
801 |
Lately I've just been feeling empty inside... |
1.4146 |
0.10462 |
41 |
28 |
9 |
4 |
802 |
Something seems to be eating you up inside. |
1.4130 |
0.10576 |
46 |
33 |
7 |
6 |
803 |
I'm just a joke. |
1.4130 |
0.11453 |
46 |
35 |
3 |
8 |
804 |
I admit it. I slipped up. |
1.4130 |
0.09619 |
46 |
31 |
11 |
4 |
805 |
Why do you keep dating monkeys if you feel they always take more than they give? |
1.4130 |
0.08556 |
46 |
29 |
15 |
2 |
806 |
And when he said that, how did that make you peel? |
1.4130 |
0.09619 |
46 |
31 |
11 |
4 |
807 |
Peeling away the layers to get at the truth.. forgive me. It's just an expression we use. |
1.4130 |
0.10109 |
46 |
32 |
9 |
5 |
808 |
So you feel you were labeled? |
1.4130 |
0.08556 |
46 |
29 |
15 |
2 |
809 |
Let's talk about your family tree. |
1.4130 |
0.09619 |
46 |
31 |
11 |
4 |
810 |
Your ex married a plantain. How does that make you feel? |
1.4130 |
0.09619 |
46 |
31 |
11 |
4 |
811 |
I used to be young, ripe, and full of life, but now I feel like things are always slipping away from me. |
1.4118 |
0.09772 |
51 |
36 |
9 |
6 |
812 |
So you're saying that you feel used. |
1.4118 |
0.09363 |
51 |
35 |
11 |
5 |
813 |
What makes you think it was a Freudian slip? |
1.4118 |
0.08934 |
51 |
34 |
13 |
4 |
814 |
I keep having this dream where every guy I meet falls flat on his ass. |
1.4118 |
0.11264 |
34 |
23 |
8 |
3 |
815 |
Things have pretty much gone downhill since the end of vaudeville. |
1.4103 |
0.10847 |
39 |
27 |
8 |
4 |
816 |
I have this recurring nightmare, Doc...I'm on a sidewalk and NO ONE slips! |
1.4103 |
0.11452 |
39 |
28 |
6 |
5 |
817 |
I actually do find you a-peeling! |
1.4103 |
0.09522 |
39 |
25 |
12 |
2 |
818 |
Have you considered joining a compost heap? |
1.4103 |
0.09522 |
39 |
25 |
12 |
2 |
819 |
Why do you blame yourself for other people’s slip-ups? |
1.4091 |
0.08795 |
44 |
28 |
14 |
2 |
820 |
I see something has been eating you from inside |
1.4091 |
0.08795 |
44 |
28 |
14 |
2 |
821 |
I understand your guilt complex about the ones you've hurt, but remember, you're the one getting stepped on. |
1.4091 |
0.09925 |
44 |
30 |
10 |
4 |
822 |
I can't understand why she didn't find you appealing. |
1.4091 |
0.10444 |
44 |
31 |
8 |
5 |
823 |
Okay, your career as a condom model is over, but what about slapstick comedy? |
1.4091 |
0.09925 |
44 |
30 |
10 |
4 |
824 |
Any guess why you feel empty inside? |
1.4091 |
0.10938 |
44 |
32 |
6 |
6 |
825 |
Why do YOU think all your friends are all slipping away? |
1.4091 |
0.08795 |
44 |
28 |
14 |
2 |
826 |
At this point, you're just arguing apples and oranges. |
1.4091 |
0.09925 |
44 |
30 |
10 |
4 |
827 |
You feel like something's missing inside? |
1.4091 |
0.10444 |
44 |
31 |
8 |
5 |
828 |
For next week's session, let's work on being a cantelope |
1.4091 |
0.09925 |
44 |
30 |
10 |
4 |
829 |
Well, I suppose the only thing left for you to do is compost yourself. |
1.4091 |
0.09377 |
44 |
29 |
12 |
3 |
830 |
When did you first feel that the people in your life were slipping away? |
1.4091 |
0.09925 |
44 |
30 |
10 |
4 |
831 |
...And what made you think it was a Freudian slip? |
1.4091 |
0.10444 |
44 |
31 |
8 |
5 |
832 |
So tell me more about this empty feeling you have. |
1.4091 |
0.09925 |
44 |
30 |
10 |
4 |
833 |
When did you begin feeling empty inside? |
1.4082 |
0.08708 |
49 |
32 |
14 |
3 |
834 |
I'm going to suggest a good compost pile. |
1.4082 |
0.09636 |
49 |
34 |
10 |
5 |
835 |
It seems that you have finally moved past your phallic stage. |
1.4082 |
0.09184 |
49 |
33 |
12 |
4 |
836 |
I used to be green with envy. Now look at me. |
1.4054 |
0.09848 |
37 |
24 |
11 |
2 |
837 |
But seriously, how does that make you peel? |
1.4054 |
0.10583 |
37 |
25 |
9 |
3 |
838 |
Let's explore these feelings of emptiness. |
1.4054 |
0.11270 |
37 |
26 |
7 |
4 |
839 |
Potassium dependency can be treated. |
1.4048 |
0.09055 |
42 |
27 |
13 |
2 |
840 |
No one deserves to be stepped on. |
1.4048 |
0.10258 |
42 |
29 |
9 |
4 |
841 |
Have you always felt this comfortable in your own skin? |
1.4048 |
0.09055 |
42 |
27 |
13 |
2 |
842 |
Tell me more about this 'empty' feeling. |
1.4048 |
0.09055 |
42 |
27 |
13 |
2 |
843 |
Yes you really are appealing but as your doctor I'm going to just let that slip. |
1.4048 |
0.09675 |
42 |
28 |
11 |
3 |
844 |
So, you feel your career has been limited to slapstick comedy? |
1.4048 |
0.09675 |
42 |
28 |
11 |
3 |
845 |
So tell me why you feel you have a split personality? |
1.4048 |
0.09055 |
42 |
27 |
13 |
2 |
846 |
I think we're getting into slippery territory here... |
1.4048 |
0.09675 |
42 |
28 |
11 |
3 |
847 |
I don't think the fear of being composted has a name. |
1.4048 |
0.09675 |
42 |
28 |
11 |
3 |
848 |
So, you say you feel used and discarded? |
1.4048 |
0.09675 |
42 |
28 |
11 |
3 |
849 |
What makes you think people are always falling for you? |
1.4048 |
0.09675 |
42 |
28 |
11 |
3 |
850 |
To be honest, a part of me wants them to slip... |
1.4048 |
0.09055 |
42 |
27 |
13 |
2 |
851 |
You have to stop letting people walk all over you, Nana. |
1.4048 |
0.09675 |
42 |
28 |
11 |
3 |
852 |
You know in my day I was Top Banana. |
1.4048 |
0.10809 |
42 |
30 |
7 |
5 |
853 |
Not feeling comfortable in your own skin is actually quite common, Mr Plantain. |
1.4048 |
0.10809 |
42 |
30 |
7 |
5 |
854 |
I can't help but feel I'm going to be the cause of someone's downfall. |
1.4048 |
0.10258 |
42 |
29 |
9 |
4 |
855 |
Yes, those brown spots are a sign of aging, but you were still good on the inside. |
1.4048 |
0.09055 |
42 |
27 |
13 |
2 |
856 |
50% of all bananas split. |
1.4048 |
0.09675 |
42 |
28 |
11 |
3 |
857 |
You seem to me to have somewhat of a split personality. |
1.4048 |
0.10809 |
42 |
30 |
7 |
5 |
858 |
On the bright side, someone really enjoyed that banana daiquiri. |
1.4048 |
0.10258 |
42 |
29 |
9 |
4 |
859 |
My specialties are orange rinds and cherry pits, but I've had success with clients similar to you. |
1.4048 |
0.10258 |
42 |
29 |
9 |
4 |
860 |
You have plenty of skin in the game. You just need the guts to see it through. |
1.4048 |
0.09055 |
42 |
27 |
13 |
2 |
861 |
You say your wife split and your life is slipping away? |
1.4048 |
0.10258 |
42 |
29 |
9 |
4 |
862 |
I certainly understand why people keep falling for you. |
1.4048 |
0.09675 |
42 |
28 |
11 |
3 |
863 |
Can you describe your peelings? |
1.4048 |
0.10809 |
42 |
30 |
7 |
5 |
864 |
It's natural to feel empty inside. |
1.4048 |
0.10809 |
42 |
30 |
7 |
5 |
865 |
So you feel used and discarded? |
1.4048 |
0.10258 |
42 |
29 |
9 |
4 |
866 |
Why do you think you feel empty inside? |
1.4048 |
0.11334 |
42 |
31 |
5 |
6 |
867 |
I'm tired of being blamed for everybody's slip ups! |
1.4048 |
0.10258 |
42 |
29 |
9 |
4 |
868 |
She slipped. She fell. Get over it. |
1.4043 |
0.09453 |
47 |
32 |
11 |
4 |
869 |
When did you get dumped by Apple? |
1.4043 |
0.08950 |
47 |
31 |
13 |
3 |
870 |
Why do you feel you're life's one big joke? |
1.4043 |
0.09930 |
47 |
33 |
9 |
5 |
871 |
Don't blame yourself; it was probably what we like to call a Freudian slip. |
1.4035 |
0.07860 |
57 |
37 |
17 |
3 |
872 |
I think we've peeled backed more than you can handle today. |
1.4000 |
0.10622 |
40 |
28 |
8 |
4 |
873 |
And was it then that you went bananas? |
1.4000 |
0.11000 |
35 |
24 |
8 |
3 |
874 |
Well, you're right. Sometimes a banana is just a banana, but..... |
1.4000 |
0.10622 |
40 |
28 |
8 |
4 |
875 |
After what happened at brunch on Sunday, I don't feel that it would be ethical for me to continue as your therapist. |
1.4000 |
0.11739 |
35 |
25 |
6 |
4 |
876 |
You're experiencing survivor's guilt. |
1.4000 |
0.10249 |
45 |
32 |
8 |
5 |
877 |
So she'll never dance again ... how do you feel about that? |
1.4000 |
0.10249 |
45 |
32 |
8 |
5 |
878 |
How does that make you peel—sorry, feel...feel? |
1.4000 |
0.10000 |
40 |
27 |
10 |
3 |
879 |
You're bipeeler. |
1.4000 |
0.09337 |
40 |
26 |
12 |
2 |
880 |
You've got to rid yourself of the illusion that everyone is always falling for you. |
1.4000 |
0.08040 |
55 |
36 |
16 |
3 |
881 |
So you feel you've lost your manhood? |
1.4000 |
0.10622 |
40 |
28 |
8 |
4 |
882 |
No, it's perfectly natural to feel there's something missing in your life. |
1.4000 |
0.10000 |
40 |
27 |
10 |
3 |
883 |
I'm afraid my lunch hour is almost up. |
1.4000 |
0.11000 |
35 |
24 |
8 |
3 |
884 |
I think I know why you feel impotent. |
1.4000 |
0.09337 |
40 |
26 |
12 |
2 |
885 |
As a Freudian, I’m intrigued, but as a feminist, you disgust me. |
1.4000 |
0.10622 |
40 |
28 |
8 |
4 |
886 |
So when did you first stop seeing yourself as appealing? |
1.4000 |
0.10622 |
40 |
28 |
8 |
4 |
887 |
I feel my life is just slipping away. |
1.4000 |
0.10208 |
35 |
23 |
10 |
2 |
888 |
Being second is also valuable. |
1.4000 |
0.11000 |
35 |
24 |
8 |
3 |
889 |
And how did it feel when the monkey tossed you aside. |
1.4000 |
0.12318 |
30 |
21 |
6 |
3 |
890 |
Being part of a bunch lost its appeal? |
1.4000 |
0.10249 |
45 |
32 |
8 |
5 |
891 |
And when did you leave the bunch? |
1.4000 |
0.09337 |
40 |
26 |
12 |
2 |
892 |
What did you do with the chimp? |
1.4000 |
0.10622 |
40 |
28 |
8 |
4 |
893 |
So you suspect monkey business? |
1.4000 |
0.09337 |
40 |
26 |
12 |
2 |
894 |
So why is it so important to be the top banana? |
1.4000 |
0.10000 |
40 |
27 |
10 |
3 |
895 |
When I said I found you appealing, it was just a Freudian slip. |
1.4000 |
0.09337 |
40 |
26 |
12 |
2 |
896 |
So you think you finally got that monkey off your back? |
1.4000 |
0.09337 |
40 |
26 |
12 |
2 |
897 |
He told me I'd lost my appeal, and then he split. |
1.4000 |
0.10622 |
40 |
28 |
8 |
4 |
898 |
I feel like I've served my purpose in life |
1.4000 |
0.10622 |
40 |
28 |
8 |
4 |
899 |
I'm willing to make an exception and charge you on a sliding scale |
1.4000 |
0.16859 |
20 |
15 |
2 |
3 |
900 |
Do you have composting thoughts? |
1.4000 |
0.11209 |
40 |
29 |
6 |
5 |
901 |
I do apologize, sir. I missed breakfast. |
1.4000 |
0.10000 |
40 |
27 |
10 |
3 |
902 |
Why do you let people to step all over you for laughs? |
1.4000 |
0.11209 |
40 |
29 |
6 |
5 |
903 |
Let's talk about why you feel objectified by women. |
1.4000 |
0.09211 |
45 |
30 |
12 |
3 |
904 |
Well, your appealing nature is even hard for me to resist, after all, you are easy to fall for. |
1.4000 |
0.09744 |
45 |
31 |
10 |
4 |
905 |
Tell me about your peelings. |
1.4000 |
0.10622 |
40 |
28 |
8 |
4 |
906 |
Lately I just feel all empty inside. |
1.4000 |
0.09337 |
40 |
26 |
12 |
2 |
907 |
Ok.. You had a slip. So now we make a fresh start. |
1.4000 |
0.10000 |
40 |
27 |
10 |
3 |
908 |
People think you're slippery, how does that make you feel? |
1.4000 |
0.10000 |
40 |
27 |
10 |
3 |
909 |
Don't beat yourself up. Not everyone can do comedy. |
1.3968 |
0.07687 |
63 |
42 |
17 |
4 |
910 |
When did you first realize you were only skin deep? |
1.3968 |
0.08628 |
63 |
45 |
11 |
7 |
911 |
Sorry--am I getting under your skin? |
1.3958 |
0.08802 |
48 |
32 |
13 |
3 |
912 |
They're not laughing at you. They're laughing BECAUSE of you. |
1.3958 |
0.09292 |
48 |
33 |
11 |
4 |
913 |
Ever since he left I feel empty inside. |
1.3958 |
0.09758 |
48 |
34 |
9 |
5 |
914 |
You feel stepped on? |
1.3958 |
0.09758 |
48 |
34 |
9 |
5 |
915 |
So... She went ape over you? |
1.3953 |
0.08892 |
43 |
28 |
13 |
2 |
916 |
I'm so sorry. It must be difficult to no longer be a sex object. |
1.3953 |
0.10060 |
43 |
30 |
9 |
4 |
917 |
When he slipped and fell, how did that make you feel? |
1.3953 |
0.09494 |
43 |
29 |
11 |
3 |
918 |
Don't be so hard on yourself. You're not an accident waiting to happen. |
1.3953 |
0.08246 |
43 |
27 |
15 |
1 |
919 |
You'll see that there is always more to peel away |
1.3953 |
0.10060 |
43 |
30 |
9 |
4 |
920 |
So, people don't fall for you? |
1.3953 |
0.09494 |
43 |
29 |
11 |
3 |
921 |
You have an inedible complex. |
1.3953 |
0.10597 |
43 |
31 |
7 |
5 |
922 |
How long has it been since your partner split? |
1.3953 |
0.09494 |
43 |
29 |
11 |
3 |
923 |
No, I'm not saying you're bananas, but you are on a very slippery slope. |
1.3953 |
0.08892 |
43 |
28 |
13 |
2 |
924 |
I just ate your banana, how does that make you feel? |
1.3953 |
0.10060 |
43 |
30 |
9 |
4 |
925 |
Even my wife calls me a slippery piece of garbage. |
1.3953 |
0.10060 |
43 |
30 |
9 |
4 |
926 |
Do you still feel that everyone you come into contact with ends up hurt? |
1.3953 |
0.09494 |
43 |
29 |
11 |
3 |
927 |
Sorry, that was a Freudian slip. |
1.3953 |
0.10597 |
43 |
31 |
7 |
5 |
928 |
And why do you think people keep falling for you? |
1.3953 |
0.10060 |
43 |
30 |
9 |
4 |
929 |
Sometimes everyone feels like a joke. |
1.3953 |
0.10597 |
43 |
31 |
7 |
5 |
930 |
My diagnosis, is a "Split Personality". |
1.3947 |
0.09645 |
38 |
25 |
11 |
2 |
931 |
No, Ted. You're not a piece of garbage. |
1.3947 |
0.10356 |
38 |
26 |
9 |
3 |
932 |
Tell me, when did you first feel this emptiness. |
1.3947 |
0.09645 |
38 |
25 |
11 |
2 |
933 |
You're right. I don't think it's funny. |
1.3947 |
0.09645 |
38 |
25 |
11 |
2 |
934 |
I'm always the fall guy. |
1.3947 |
0.09645 |
38 |
25 |
11 |
2 |
935 |
If you were a fruit, which one would you be? |
1.3947 |
0.11649 |
38 |
28 |
5 |
5 |
936 |
When did you last feel like hurting someone? |
1.3947 |
0.10356 |
38 |
26 |
9 |
3 |
937 |
So tell me when you started feeling so empty inside. |
1.3947 |
0.10356 |
38 |
26 |
9 |
3 |
938 |
It's OK. Not everything you do needs to knock people off their feet. |
1.3947 |
0.08877 |
38 |
24 |
13 |
1 |
939 |
Is being organic really that important to your self esteem? |
1.3947 |
0.10356 |
38 |
26 |
9 |
3 |
940 |
How do you mean, "You feel like garbage?" |
1.3947 |
0.10356 |
38 |
26 |
9 |
3 |
941 |
Start from when you left the plantation. |
1.3947 |
0.10356 |
38 |
26 |
9 |
3 |
942 |
Usually there's something there when I peel back the layers. |
1.3947 |
0.10356 |
38 |
26 |
9 |
3 |
943 |
You're really beginning to open up. |
1.3947 |
0.09645 |
38 |
25 |
11 |
2 |
944 |
To put it bluntly , you're both bruised and empty . |
1.3947 |
0.08877 |
38 |
24 |
13 |
1 |
945 |
When did your fear of monkeys begin? |
1.3947 |
0.08877 |
38 |
24 |
13 |
1 |
946 |
So when did you develop this fear of monkeys? |
1.3947 |
0.11021 |
38 |
27 |
7 |
4 |
947 |
Something inside of me is missing. |
1.3947 |
0.09645 |
38 |
25 |
11 |
2 |
948 |
It sounds like you need more potassium. |
1.3947 |
0.10356 |
38 |
26 |
9 |
3 |
949 |
I just do marriage counseling, not banana splits. |
1.3939 |
0.11464 |
33 |
23 |
7 |
3 |
950 |
So tell me - when did you split? |
1.3922 |
0.07960 |
51 |
33 |
16 |
2 |
951 |
What makes you think you are slipping? |
1.3913 |
0.10062 |
46 |
33 |
8 |
5 |
952 |
So at this stage you feel there is nothing good inside of you/ |
1.3913 |
0.07216 |
69 |
46 |
19 |
4 |
953 |
First thing's first: sit like a lady. |
1.3913 |
0.09570 |
46 |
32 |
10 |
4 |
954 |
People slip up. It can't always be your fault. |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
955 |
So, at first, you found him appealing...? |
1.3902 |
0.12036 |
41 |
32 |
2 |
7 |
956 |
So,when did you start identifying as a plantain? |
1.3902 |
0.10405 |
41 |
29 |
8 |
4 |
957 |
In these dreams then, the monkey figure represents the manifestation of your worst fears. |
1.3902 |
0.09159 |
41 |
27 |
12 |
2 |
958 |
Do these episodes always occur in bunches? |
1.3902 |
0.10405 |
41 |
29 |
8 |
4 |
959 |
You're saying you made a Freudian slip...literally? |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
960 |
No, a fear of clowns is really very common. |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
961 |
Everyone tells me I still have appeal, but I just feel empty inside. |
1.3902 |
0.08467 |
41 |
26 |
14 |
1 |
962 |
Do you sometimes peel all alone? |
1.3902 |
0.10405 |
41 |
29 |
8 |
4 |
963 |
So you feel empty inside, used and abandoned. |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
964 |
It's clear we need to achieve some closure. |
1.3902 |
0.09159 |
41 |
27 |
12 |
2 |
965 |
he left me for a gal named chiquita |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
966 |
Do *you* think you're a well-worn trope? |
1.3902 |
0.10976 |
41 |
30 |
6 |
5 |
967 |
Your friendship with the monkey was bound to end in betrayal and a profound sense of loss. |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
968 |
Seems like you're ripe for a change. |
1.3902 |
0.08467 |
41 |
26 |
14 |
1 |
969 |
Your feeling of emptiness could be related to a bunch of issues |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
970 |
My advice--move on....we can't all be top banana |
1.3902 |
0.10405 |
41 |
29 |
8 |
4 |
971 |
He's clearly not into you any more. |
1.3902 |
0.08467 |
41 |
26 |
14 |
1 |
972 |
When did you first experience these empty feelings? |
1.3902 |
0.10976 |
41 |
30 |
6 |
5 |
973 |
Animal, vegetable, or mineral. My rates are all the same. |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
974 |
When did you first have these feelings of emptiness? |
1.3902 |
0.10405 |
41 |
29 |
8 |
4 |
975 |
It's a textbook case of banana split personality. |
1.3902 |
0.09159 |
41 |
27 |
12 |
2 |
976 |
You've peeled back a lot of layers in today's session. |
1.3902 |
0.10405 |
41 |
29 |
8 |
4 |
977 |
So you say that you feel empty inside... |
1.3902 |
0.08467 |
41 |
26 |
14 |
1 |
978 |
Every time I get close to someone I split |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
979 |
It was a Freudian slip, I swear. |
1.3902 |
0.10405 |
41 |
29 |
8 |
4 |
980 |
Tell me why you don't feel appealing. |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
981 |
To keep things in perspective, it's important to remember that it's not just your ego that was bruised... |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
982 |
I just haven't been the same since the split. |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
983 |
I think you might have a future in comedy. |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
984 |
Can you elaborate on what you mean by "I seem to have lost touch with my inner self". |
1.3902 |
0.10405 |
41 |
29 |
8 |
4 |
985 |
When did you decide that you wanted to transition into being a Plantain? |
1.3902 |
0.10976 |
41 |
30 |
6 |
5 |
986 |
Why do you think you bruise so easily? |
1.3889 |
0.09982 |
36 |
24 |
10 |
2 |
987 |
Well, why do you think everyone seems to avoid you? |
1.3889 |
0.10748 |
36 |
25 |
8 |
3 |
988 |
I just haven't been peeling right |
1.3871 |
0.11983 |
31 |
22 |
6 |
3 |
989 |
Keep taking the medicine. I'll give you another prescription for the side effects. |
1.3871 |
0.11983 |
31 |
22 |
6 |
3 |
990 |
So how long have you been feeling all empty inside? |
1.3864 |
0.09319 |
44 |
30 |
11 |
3 |
991 |
Analysis is all about peeling back the layers. |
1.3864 |
0.08734 |
44 |
29 |
13 |
2 |
992 |
You were consumed by the split? |
1.3864 |
0.10392 |
44 |
32 |
7 |
5 |
993 |
Now that we've succussfully peeled back the layers, you need to begin work on acknowledging you're a fruit. |
1.3864 |
0.09870 |
44 |
31 |
9 |
4 |
994 |
I just feel so used and discarded. |
1.3846 |
0.10783 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
4 |
995 |
I can just feel my life slipping away |
1.3846 |
0.10783 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
4 |
996 |
So when you say you feel empty inside... |
1.3846 |
0.06812 |
52 |
32 |
20 |
0 |
997 |
How do you feel, now that you've opened up so much? |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
998 |
So,tell me again about growing up in the Republic. |
1.3846 |
0.10783 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
4 |
999 |
So, when did you first realize that you were an orange in a banana's body?" |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1000 |
'Empty inside?' Elaborate. |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1001 |
It's hardly egotistical for YOU to think about bringing Trump down. |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
1002 |
So tell me when this feeling of emptiness began. |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
1003 |
When did you start going bananas? |
1.3846 |
0.10783 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
4 |
1004 |
Every day I wake up, I feel like an accident waiting to happen. |
1.3846 |
0.08705 |
39 |
25 |
13 |
1 |
1005 |
So you were never the same after the split? |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
1006 |
It's always apples versus oranges and I'm really starting to feel left out. |
1.3846 |
0.10783 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
4 |
1007 |
I'm here because of a split. |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
1008 |
Tell me again why it was an accident? |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1009 |
You use humor to deflect the pain of your inner emptiness. |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1010 |
How long have you felt this rotten? |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1011 |
I'm telling you doc, I just feel empty on the inside. |
1.3846 |
0.08751 |
52 |
36 |
12 |
4 |
1012 |
No. I don't think you're nuts; but you may be bananas |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1013 |
Why do you believe only clowns fall for you? |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
1014 |
What did you do to prepare yourself for the inevitable split. |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
1015 |
'A classic case of banana envy.' |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
1016 |
You need to stop letting people walk all over you. |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1017 |
. . . but in your case whipped cream, nuts and fudge are suggestive of a split personality . . . |
1.3846 |
0.10783 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
4 |
1018 |
Stop staring at my shoes that way. |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
1019 |
Let's start with your tallyman |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1020 |
Now tell me how that made you peel? |
1.3846 |
0.10783 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
4 |
1021 |
You're a piece of inedible garbage, deal with it |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1022 |
About your feeling of emptiness inside... |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
1023 |
I don't think appeal is what you're lacking. |
1.3846 |
0.11391 |
39 |
29 |
5 |
5 |
1024 |
Yes, laughter is healthy, but not at the expense of others. |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1025 |
Zip it up, buster. |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
1026 |
It's ok, it was just a Freudian slip. |
1.3846 |
0.10783 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
4 |
1027 |
I just feel empty. |
1.3846 |
0.08705 |
39 |
25 |
13 |
1 |
1028 |
And what makes you think people have been avoiding you? |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
1029 |
Naturally, you're moving from separation anxiety to grieving a central loss. |
1.3846 |
0.08705 |
39 |
25 |
13 |
1 |
1030 |
You need to reconnect with your inner self. |
1.3846 |
0.10783 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
4 |
1031 |
And why do you think you feel empty inside? |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1032 |
i know you feel empty inside since your husband split, but you still have appeal |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1033 |
You have a split personality disorder. |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
1034 |
I was top banana until I lost my wife on a Sundae. |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1035 |
So your grandfather was in vaudeville ? |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
1036 |
I really feel like she got me to open up and then she just took out my insides and threw me away. |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
1037 |
Five more minutes, and you have to split. |
1.3846 |
0.10783 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
4 |
1038 |
You said yourself that monkey was just using you. |
1.3846 |
0.08705 |
39 |
25 |
13 |
1 |
1039 |
A Freudian slip, no doubt. |
1.3846 |
0.10783 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
4 |
1040 |
When did you notice that people are trying to avoid you? |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1041 |
Slip? No that's Freudian. I'm a Jungian. |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
1042 |
Tell me more about your split. |
1.3830 |
0.09401 |
47 |
33 |
10 |
4 |
1043 |
I just seem to let people walk all over me. |
1.3824 |
0.11182 |
34 |
24 |
7 |
3 |
1044 |
You say you feel empty inside? |
1.3824 |
0.11182 |
34 |
24 |
7 |
3 |
1045 |
Everyone I get close to just walks all over me. Then we both get hurt. |
1.3824 |
0.10354 |
34 |
23 |
9 |
2 |
1046 |
No one falls for me anymore. |
1.3824 |
0.10354 |
34 |
23 |
9 |
2 |
1047 |
How did you end up on skid row? |
1.3824 |
0.09455 |
34 |
22 |
11 |
1 |
1048 |
I understand, but sometimes a banana is just a banana. |
1.3824 |
0.10354 |
34 |
23 |
9 |
2 |
1049 |
Sometimes I feel people only care about what's on the inside. |
1.3824 |
0.10354 |
34 |
23 |
9 |
2 |
1050 |
I can see why you feel nothing inside. |
1.3824 |
0.11182 |
34 |
24 |
7 |
3 |
1051 |
It's not you fault. They should look where they're stepping. |
1.3824 |
0.11182 |
34 |
24 |
7 |
3 |
1052 |
People are simply more cautious now. |
1.3824 |
0.11182 |
34 |
24 |
7 |
3 |
1053 |
Trust me, you're not the first. At least half my patients are 'bananas'. |
1.3824 |
0.10354 |
34 |
23 |
9 |
2 |
1054 |
Well, it all started when Carmen Miranda and I first met. |
1.3824 |
0.11182 |
34 |
24 |
7 |
3 |
1055 |
You say you've lost your inner self? |
1.3824 |
0.11182 |
34 |
24 |
7 |
3 |
1056 |
Guilt? Why? After all, he stepped on you. |
1.3824 |
0.11953 |
34 |
25 |
5 |
4 |
1057 |
What makes you think he just wanted you for your body? |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
1058 |
When did you decide to change careers from health foods to comedy? |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
1059 |
Is is possible not everyone shares your sense of humor? |
1.3810 |
0.11279 |
42 |
32 |
4 |
6 |
1060 |
You say you feel empty inside---tell me more. |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
1061 |
So, you say you feel empty and fear you could be a danger to yourself or others... |
1.3810 |
0.10197 |
42 |
30 |
8 |
4 |
1062 |
...and then she said, "or are you just happy to see me...". |
1.3810 |
0.08986 |
42 |
28 |
12 |
2 |
1063 |
So where did we leave off? Oh, yes. You feel empty and ripe for change. |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
1064 |
Maybe a split is just what your relationship needs. |
1.3810 |
0.10197 |
42 |
30 |
8 |
4 |
1065 |
To be honest, there's a reason everyone treats you like some sort of joke. |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
1066 |
How did that make you feel, when they just threw you away like that? |
1.3810 |
0.10197 |
42 |
30 |
8 |
4 |
1067 |
Well, I think this was a very fruitful session. |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
1068 |
I have a lot of patients with a split personality |
1.3810 |
0.08986 |
42 |
28 |
12 |
2 |
1069 |
I feel like my life is just some big joke. |
1.3810 |
0.08292 |
63 |
45 |
12 |
6 |
1070 |
Maybe you're just bananas |
1.3810 |
0.11279 |
42 |
32 |
4 |
6 |
1071 |
So, why don't you think you have appeal? |
1.3810 |
0.10197 |
42 |
30 |
8 |
4 |
1072 |
You're telling me it was a Freudian slip? |
1.3793 |
0.11547 |
29 |
20 |
7 |
2 |
1073 |
It’s not your fault you were the only survivor of the bunch. |
1.3784 |
0.11198 |
37 |
27 |
6 |
4 |
1074 |
I don't know what it is Doctor. I just don't see the humor in it anymore... |
1.3784 |
0.09766 |
37 |
25 |
10 |
2 |
1075 |
Ever since I opened up to you, I get the feeling that everyone is avoiding me. |
1.3784 |
0.11850 |
37 |
28 |
4 |
5 |
1076 |
...and why do you think people are laughing at you? |
1.3784 |
0.10506 |
37 |
26 |
8 |
3 |
1077 |
Slipped up again, eh? |
1.3784 |
0.11198 |
37 |
27 |
6 |
4 |
1078 |
She took the house, my car, and over 80 nutrients. |
1.3784 |
0.09766 |
37 |
25 |
10 |
2 |
1079 |
Tell me more about these feelings you have about always being on the outside.... |
1.3784 |
0.11198 |
37 |
27 |
6 |
4 |
1080 |
But you ARE empty inside. |
1.3784 |
0.09766 |
37 |
25 |
10 |
2 |
1081 |
So you think that you're responsible for the Freudian slip? |
1.3784 |
0.10506 |
37 |
26 |
8 |
3 |
1082 |
'Appeal' is all I have left |
1.3784 |
0.09766 |
37 |
25 |
10 |
2 |
1083 |
You seem to have a split personality. |
1.3784 |
0.10506 |
37 |
26 |
8 |
3 |
1084 |
When did you first start to feel empty inside? |
1.3784 |
0.09766 |
37 |
25 |
10 |
2 |
1085 |
Tell me more about you and your partner's split? |
1.3784 |
0.10506 |
37 |
26 |
8 |
3 |
1086 |
Don't be discouraged – not all women care about that. |
1.3784 |
0.08964 |
37 |
24 |
12 |
1 |
1087 |
... but the important thing is that YOU know sometimes a banana is just a banana |
1.3784 |
0.11198 |
37 |
27 |
6 |
4 |
1088 |
I have never felt so empty. |
1.3784 |
0.10506 |
37 |
26 |
8 |
3 |
1089 |
"So you feel your life is slipping away"! |
1.3784 |
0.09766 |
37 |
25 |
10 |
2 |
1090 |
Lying on a sidewalk may be your most rewarding career option! |
1.3784 |
0.11198 |
37 |
27 |
6 |
4 |
1091 |
When do you feel your life became a joke? |
1.3784 |
0.09766 |
37 |
25 |
10 |
2 |
1092 |
Did you consider the possibility that it's not you people are laughing at when you get stepped on? |
1.3784 |
0.09766 |
37 |
25 |
10 |
2 |
1093 |
No, I don't see your appeal. |
1.3784 |
0.10506 |
37 |
26 |
8 |
3 |
1094 |
Could it be that you're still grieving after the split? |
1.3784 |
0.09766 |
37 |
25 |
10 |
2 |
1095 |
I'm sick and tired of being stepped on. |
1.3784 |
0.08964 |
37 |
24 |
12 |
1 |
1096 |
It's not at all unusual for peels to have banana envy. |
1.3784 |
0.11850 |
37 |
28 |
4 |
5 |
1097 |
Do you feel that going out with such an ape has left you empty? |
1.3784 |
0.11198 |
37 |
27 |
6 |
4 |
1098 |
Let's talk about the split |
1.3784 |
0.11850 |
37 |
28 |
4 |
5 |
1099 |
I am curious - yellow. |
1.3784 |
0.11198 |
37 |
27 |
6 |
4 |
1100 |
I feel like such a cliche. |
1.3784 |
0.10506 |
37 |
26 |
8 |
3 |
1101 |
You need to understand the difference between making a 'Freudian Slip' and making a Freud slip. |
1.3784 |
0.10506 |
37 |
26 |
8 |
3 |
1102 |
I feel like everyone is avoiding me. |
1.3778 |
0.10195 |
45 |
33 |
7 |
5 |
1103 |
Crazy crazy bo-bazy, banana-fana fo-fazy, fee-fy mo-mazy, crazy. |
1.3778 |
0.09150 |
45 |
31 |
11 |
3 |
1104 |
I didn't say you were JUST a banana. |
1.3774 |
0.09026 |
53 |
38 |
10 |
5 |
1105 |
Say it.."I'm a fruit." Doesn't that feel good? |
1.3750 |
0.10767 |
32 |
22 |
8 |
2 |
1106 |
When did you first feel this emptiness? |
1.3750 |
0.09786 |
32 |
21 |
10 |
1 |
1107 |
...and when did you start peeling this way? |
1.3750 |
0.09786 |
32 |
21 |
10 |
1 |
1108 |
I've been feeling empty ever since my banana split from me. |
1.3750 |
0.10767 |
32 |
22 |
8 |
2 |
1109 |
People keep stepping on me like it's a joke. |
1.3750 |
0.09259 |
40 |
27 |
11 |
2 |
1110 |
Maybe people are laughing "with" you. |
1.3750 |
0.09259 |
40 |
27 |
11 |
2 |
1111 |
So you feel everyone steps on you |
1.3750 |
0.07457 |
56 |
37 |
17 |
2 |
1112 |
Fine. And how do YOU peel? |
1.3750 |
0.10554 |
40 |
29 |
7 |
4 |
1113 |
I feel people are trying to avoid me. |
1.3750 |
0.10554 |
40 |
29 |
7 |
4 |
1114 |
So, do you think you lost your appeal after the banana split? |
1.3750 |
0.10767 |
32 |
22 |
8 |
2 |
1115 |
So, this "emptiness" started when the banana split? |
1.3750 |
0.15711 |
24 |
19 |
1 |
4 |
1116 |
I'm just afraid that no one will ever fall for me. |
1.3750 |
0.10554 |
40 |
29 |
7 |
4 |
1117 |
When did you first feel you'd become cliché? |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
1118 |
People really need to look where they're going. It's not your fault. |
1.3750 |
0.08539 |
40 |
26 |
13 |
1 |
1119 |
I am afraid you are suffering from a split personality |
1.3750 |
0.09259 |
40 |
27 |
11 |
2 |
1120 |
Why do you refuse to be labeled? |
1.3750 |
0.17970 |
16 |
12 |
2 |
2 |
1121 |
No, those slips aren't Freudian. |
1.3750 |
0.10767 |
32 |
22 |
8 |
2 |
1122 |
You have a banana split personality. |
1.3750 |
0.09032 |
56 |
41 |
9 |
6 |
1123 |
Freudian slips come naturally to me. |
1.3750 |
0.11666 |
32 |
23 |
6 |
3 |
1124 |
It's called an Oedipeel complex. |
1.3750 |
0.09259 |
40 |
27 |
11 |
2 |
1125 |
And just like that, you split? |
1.3750 |
0.09259 |
40 |
27 |
11 |
2 |
1126 |
So, how did it make you feel when she slipped? |
1.3750 |
0.09259 |
40 |
27 |
11 |
2 |
1127 |
Ok, so how did it make you feel after you found out your mother was a plantain? |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
1128 |
Why has no one ever fallen for me? |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
1129 |
What do you mean they don't find you appealing? |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
1130 |
Well, it didn't take too long for you turn bad. |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
1131 |
Forgive and accept. People slip. |
1.3750 |
0.08539 |
40 |
26 |
13 |
1 |
1132 |
Is being a comedy staple so terrible ? |
1.3750 |
0.10554 |
40 |
29 |
7 |
4 |
1133 |
Now really? A Freudian slip? |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
1134 |
Say more about this feeling of emptiness you have. |
1.3750 |
0.08744 |
48 |
33 |
12 |
3 |
1135 |
I feel like I'm a harm to myself and others. |
1.3750 |
0.09786 |
32 |
21 |
10 |
1 |
1136 |
Talk to me about your split. |
1.3750 |
0.10767 |
32 |
22 |
8 |
2 |
1137 |
I'm sure that was a Freudian slip. |
1.3750 |
0.10767 |
32 |
22 |
8 |
2 |
1138 |
How should I feel? People just rip out my insides and throw me aside! |
1.3750 |
0.11144 |
40 |
30 |
5 |
5 |
1139 |
So tell why you see your life slipping away. |
1.3731 |
0.07317 |
67 |
46 |
17 |
4 |
1140 |
Do you consider yourself to be low, average or high in potassium? |
1.3731 |
0.08191 |
67 |
49 |
11 |
7 |
1141 |
So what makes you think you're not appealing? |
1.3721 |
0.09996 |
43 |
31 |
8 |
4 |
1142 |
You silly doofus, the fruit flies really ARE after you. |
1.3721 |
0.09996 |
43 |
31 |
8 |
4 |
1143 |
Sometimes a banana peel is just a banana peel. |
1.3721 |
0.09996 |
43 |
31 |
8 |
4 |
1144 |
You've got to stop seeing yourself as a second banana. |
1.3721 |
0.09996 |
43 |
31 |
8 |
4 |
1145 |
I feel you've lost touch with your inner self. |
1.3714 |
0.09245 |
35 |
23 |
11 |
1 |
1146 |
Try to be optimistic. Slapstick could always make a comeback. |
1.3714 |
0.10113 |
35 |
24 |
9 |
2 |
1147 |
First, are you a starfish or a banana peel, as that may affect my diagnosis. |
1.3714 |
0.11657 |
35 |
26 |
5 |
4 |
1148 |
I feel like a part of me is missing. |
1.3714 |
0.09245 |
35 |
23 |
11 |
1 |
1149 |
Not every fruit gets to have zest. |
1.3714 |
0.11657 |
35 |
26 |
5 |
4 |
1150 |
I think you are suffering from Plantain envy. |
1.3714 |
0.10913 |
35 |
25 |
7 |
3 |
1151 |
I get the feeling everyone's trying to avoid me. |
1.3714 |
0.10113 |
35 |
24 |
9 |
2 |
1152 |
When I said I wanted you to be open with me, that's not exactly what I meant |
1.3714 |
0.10113 |
35 |
24 |
9 |
2 |
1153 |
In our last session, Mr. Banana, you were confused as to whether you were appealing, or just a peeling. It looks like you resolved that issue. |
1.3714 |
0.10913 |
35 |
25 |
7 |
3 |
1154 |
No, you do not have split personality disorder |
1.3714 |
0.10913 |
35 |
25 |
7 |
3 |
1155 |
Don't blame the monkey. |
1.3714 |
0.10913 |
35 |
25 |
7 |
3 |
1156 |
OK, you feel that "a certain something is missing". Can you elaborate? |
1.3714 |
0.10113 |
35 |
24 |
9 |
2 |
1157 |
I understand the split has caused you a lot of grief. |
1.3714 |
0.09245 |
35 |
23 |
11 |
1 |
1158 |
Well, it was a very difficult split |
1.3714 |
0.10113 |
35 |
24 |
9 |
2 |
1159 |
Ever consider a career in comedy? |
1.3714 |
0.10913 |
35 |
25 |
7 |
3 |
1160 |
When did you begin to feel you were just a shell of your former self? |
1.3714 |
0.11657 |
35 |
26 |
5 |
4 |
1161 |
"It wasn't your fault. He was probably distracted and slipped. I see this a lot". |
1.3714 |
0.10913 |
35 |
25 |
7 |
3 |
1162 |
Just because your father was a plantain, it doesn't mean you're not bananas. |
1.3714 |
0.11657 |
35 |
26 |
5 |
4 |
1163 |
Which hurts more: When people walk all over you? Or the laughter? |
1.3714 |
0.10913 |
35 |
25 |
7 |
3 |
1164 |
You say that you were abruptly separated from your siblings? |
1.3714 |
0.11657 |
35 |
26 |
5 |
4 |
1165 |
You need to understand your appeal. |
1.3714 |
0.11657 |
35 |
26 |
5 |
4 |
1166 |
So tell me how the split affected your childhood. |
1.3714 |
0.10113 |
35 |
24 |
9 |
2 |
1167 |
I'd like to suggest our Fruit Salad group therapy for you. |
1.3714 |
0.10913 |
35 |
25 |
7 |
3 |
1168 |
I want to help peel back the layers. |
1.3714 |
0.10113 |
35 |
24 |
9 |
2 |
1169 |
So he slipped. People laughed. It’s not really your fault. |
1.3714 |
0.10113 |
35 |
24 |
9 |
2 |
1170 |
And how do the bruises and the emptiness make you feel? |
1.3714 |
0.10913 |
35 |
25 |
7 |
3 |
1171 |
I can assure you...you ARE more than just a cliche |
1.3704 |
0.08060 |
54 |
37 |
14 |
3 |
1172 |
...or are you just happy to see me? |
1.3696 |
0.10476 |
46 |
35 |
5 |
6 |
1173 |
Carmen Miranda! Carmen Miranda! Get over her! |
1.3696 |
0.07838 |
46 |
30 |
15 |
1 |
1174 |
What is this obsession with monkeys? |
1.3696 |
0.10004 |
46 |
34 |
7 |
5 |
1175 |
I'm going to slip on something more comfortable. |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1176 |
Let's talk about why you feel so empty inside. |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
1177 |
When did you first feel you were a zucchini? |
1.3684 |
0.10945 |
38 |
28 |
6 |
4 |
1178 |
I, I just feel like there's something missing. Like I'm empty inside. |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1179 |
You'd rather be empty than risk going soft. |
1.3684 |
0.10945 |
38 |
28 |
6 |
4 |
1180 |
You seem to be suffering from a split personality. |
1.3684 |
0.11576 |
38 |
29 |
4 |
5 |
1181 |
Did the split end badly? |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
1182 |
It's good to see that you are finally opening up. |
1.3684 |
0.07930 |
38 |
24 |
14 |
0 |
1183 |
Don't you ever get tired of people stepping on you? |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1184 |
Note to self: this one is completely bananas. |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1185 |
I suggest a cat…monkeys are trouble. |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1186 |
Interesting... this friend... A lawyer... You think he's just using you... |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
1187 |
People just walk all over me. |
1.3684 |
0.08781 |
38 |
25 |
12 |
1 |
1188 |
Nothing personal, buy you're heading down a slippery slope. |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1189 |
I can tell by your filthy thoughts you've been hanging around with a rotten bunch. |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1190 |
You slipped? You need to go back to rehab. |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1191 |
Tell me more about the day your parents split. |
1.3684 |
0.10945 |
38 |
28 |
6 |
4 |
1192 |
I just don't get the appeal in hanging with the rest of the bunch. |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1193 |
You're right, it is a slippery slope. |
1.3684 |
0.08781 |
38 |
25 |
12 |
1 |
1194 |
In my diagnosis, I'd say you have 'split personality disorder.' |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
1195 |
How long have you felt this emptiness? |
1.3684 |
0.11370 |
19 |
12 |
7 |
0 |
1196 |
So, you feel like you're not all there? Empty inside? |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1197 |
You were saying you feel all eaten up inside. . . |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
1198 |
I know you don't like to talk about your ex, but we need to discuss the split |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1199 |
But what's really missing on the inside? |
1.3684 |
0.10945 |
38 |
28 |
6 |
4 |
1200 |
My life is a joke. |
1.3684 |
0.11576 |
38 |
29 |
4 |
5 |
1201 |
Okay, I'll write you a prescription for Viagra. |
1.3684 |
0.11576 |
38 |
29 |
4 |
5 |
1202 |
Why sidewalks? |
1.3684 |
0.11576 |
38 |
29 |
4 |
5 |
1203 |
So what do think’s causing all these slip-ups? |
1.3684 |
0.10945 |
38 |
28 |
6 |
4 |
1204 |
Of course you feel stepped on. |
1.3684 |
0.10945 |
38 |
28 |
6 |
4 |
1205 |
Let's focus on being less under foot and more in hand. |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1206 |
So, did the Viagra help at all? |
1.3684 |
0.10945 |
38 |
28 |
6 |
4 |
1207 |
Try to remember: they're not laughing at you, they're laughing with you. |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
1208 |
What do you mean, you've been looking at my slip? |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1209 |
Why do you feel people don't take you seriously? |
1.3684 |
0.10945 |
38 |
28 |
6 |
4 |
1210 |
It seems like every guy I meet ends up falling for me... |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
1211 |
I'm thinking split personality. |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1212 |
I can assure you that I will not fall for you!!! |
1.3684 |
0.08781 |
38 |
25 |
12 |
1 |
1213 |
Did you just call me Chiquita? |
1.3684 |
0.10945 |
38 |
28 |
6 |
4 |
1214 |
How long have you had this feeling of emptiness? |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
1215 |
So you told him to stop monkey-ing around, and then what happened? |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1216 |
...And you feel that something is missing? |
1.3684 |
0.08781 |
38 |
25 |
12 |
1 |
1217 |
How long have you believed that deep down inside you were actually a starfish? |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1218 |
She tossed me for a plantain. And they say size doesn't matter! |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
1219 |
I'm sick of being the fall guy. |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
1220 |
Don't let him treat you like garbage. |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
1221 |
And what makes you think people avoid you? |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
1222 |
You say you're feeling empty inside? |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
1223 |
Your insecurity is certainly not due lack of appeal. |
1.3684 |
0.10945 |
38 |
28 |
6 |
4 |
1224 |
And just why do you not feel part of the bunch anymore? |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
1225 |
Can you tell me why you split up? |
1.3684 |
0.10945 |
38 |
28 |
6 |
4 |
1226 |
Not your fault. He should have looked where he was walking. |
1.3676 |
0.06919 |
68 |
46 |
19 |
3 |
1227 |
Worthless piece of trash or compost? |
1.3673 |
0.09536 |
49 |
36 |
8 |
5 |
1228 |
Technically speaking, it's dissociative personality disorder. But in your case, we'll just go with split personality. |
1.3667 |
0.11227 |
30 |
21 |
7 |
2 |
1229 |
So how long have you had these feelings of being totally discarded? |
1.3667 |
0.11227 |
30 |
21 |
7 |
2 |
1230 |
But I find you very appealing... |
1.3659 |
0.10334 |
41 |
30 |
7 |
4 |
1231 |
That's okay, I'm not a Freudian. |
1.3659 |
0.10334 |
41 |
30 |
7 |
4 |
1232 |
Who knew "going bananas" was a real thing? |
1.3659 |
0.10908 |
41 |
31 |
5 |
5 |
1233 |
What makes you think you have a split personality? |
1.3659 |
0.09726 |
41 |
29 |
9 |
3 |
1234 |
Well, you may think it was a slip, but I think it was a relapse. |
1.3659 |
0.10334 |
41 |
30 |
7 |
4 |
1235 |
Do you find yourself appealing. |
1.3659 |
0.09726 |
41 |
29 |
9 |
3 |
1236 |
And why do you think that was a Freudian slip? |
1.3659 |
0.08378 |
41 |
27 |
13 |
1 |
1237 |
Your case is appealing to me. |
1.3659 |
0.10908 |
41 |
31 |
5 |
5 |
1238 |
I dunno...I just feel empty all the time. |
1.3659 |
0.09077 |
41 |
28 |
11 |
2 |
1239 |
It's no longer called a split personality. |
1.3659 |
0.09726 |
41 |
29 |
9 |
3 |
1240 |
And then they called me 'yella'. |
1.3659 |
0.09726 |
41 |
29 |
9 |
3 |
1241 |
Your wife's reason for the divorce is that you were an accident waiting to happen? |
1.3659 |
0.09726 |
41 |
29 |
9 |
3 |
1242 |
I seem to have lost my purpose in life. |
1.3659 |
0.10334 |
41 |
30 |
7 |
4 |
1243 |
I'm going to certify you bananas. |
1.3636 |
0.09553 |
33 |
22 |
10 |
1 |
1244 |
My parents were both fostered. |
1.3636 |
0.12923 |
33 |
26 |
2 |
5 |
1245 |
How old were you when your parents split? |
1.3636 |
0.09553 |
33 |
22 |
10 |
1 |
1246 |
When you hear someone say "an apple a day keeps the doctor away," how does that make you feel? |
1.3636 |
0.10328 |
44 |
33 |
6 |
5 |
1247 |
When did you first start feeling empty inside? |
1.3636 |
0.10497 |
33 |
23 |
8 |
2 |
1248 |
So tell me, doc . . . am I bananas? |
1.3636 |
0.09553 |
33 |
22 |
10 |
1 |
1249 |
"Ate" is such a strong word. |
1.3636 |
0.11305 |
44 |
35 |
2 |
7 |
1250 |
I'm tempted to ask how that makes you peel. |
1.3636 |
0.09553 |
33 |
22 |
10 |
1 |
1251 |
Do you think that was a freudian slip? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
1252 |
You caused a Freudian slip. |
1.3636 |
0.10497 |
33 |
23 |
8 |
2 |
1253 |
I loved my mother and father, but I did feel hostility toward the rest of the bunch. |
1.3636 |
0.09803 |
44 |
32 |
8 |
4 |
1254 |
So......how long have you had this feeling that you are always being stepped on.....? |
1.3636 |
0.09248 |
44 |
31 |
10 |
3 |
1255 |
Have you ever tried going for a laugh that wasn't at somebody else's expense? |
1.3636 |
0.08504 |
33 |
21 |
12 |
0 |
1256 |
After you gave him the slip, what happened next? |
1.3636 |
0.09553 |
33 |
22 |
10 |
1 |
1257 |
Have you looked for jobs in sex education? |
1.3636 |
0.08748 |
55 |
40 |
10 |
5 |
1258 |
Sometimes the emotional bruises can hurt worse. |
1.3636 |
0.12168 |
33 |
25 |
4 |
4 |
1259 |
I've really slipped up this time. |
1.3636 |
0.08658 |
44 |
30 |
12 |
2 |
1260 |
Yes, I agree that it was a slip, but are you sure it was Freudian? |
1.3636 |
0.10497 |
33 |
23 |
8 |
2 |
1261 |
Being rejected by Chiquita is no reason to feel you've lost your a peel. |
1.3636 |
0.11364 |
33 |
24 |
6 |
3 |
1262 |
No one can make you feel like trash without your permission. |
1.3636 |
0.11364 |
33 |
24 |
6 |
3 |
1263 |
I see this could lead to a Freudian Slip |
1.3636 |
0.12168 |
33 |
25 |
4 |
4 |
1264 |
I tend to trip people up. I guess that's why they don't like me. |
1.3636 |
0.11364 |
33 |
24 |
6 |
3 |
1265 |
I’m sorry but even without that part it's unethical for me to date a patient. |
1.3636 |
0.12168 |
33 |
25 |
4 |
4 |
1266 |
Well, we can all agree that you aren't completely bananas. |
1.3636 |
0.10497 |
33 |
23 |
8 |
2 |
1267 |
I identify myself as a peach, so I should be allowed to use the peach bathroom. |
1.3636 |
0.10497 |
33 |
23 |
8 |
2 |
1268 |
Perhaps the term 'fruit' was descriptive, not derogatory. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1269 |
I hear you saying you feel like an accident waiting to happen. |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
1270 |
It's natural to feel you've lost the best part of yourself in a split. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1271 |
What do you do for fun? |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
1272 |
You may be irrational, but you're not bananas. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1273 |
No, I don't want to slip into something a little more comfortable! |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
1274 |
Well, that was highly unethical, but I needed that. I do often get hangry during these sessions. |
1.3611 |
0.12053 |
36 |
28 |
3 |
5 |
1275 |
What's your secret for mastering the splits? It's very appealing. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1276 |
No, I believe you. You don't need to show it to me. |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
1277 |
What did he think was going to happen if he kept stepping all over you? |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
1278 |
I get it now. It wasn't the split. You feel that you've been stepped on all your life. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1279 |
Next time can you bring your other half? |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1280 |
You made who slip? |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
1281 |
So you've lost touch with your inner self-tell me about that. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1282 |
Even though you have no substance, you can still have appeal. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1283 |
I wasn't ready. |
1.3611 |
0.12053 |
36 |
28 |
3 |
5 |
1284 |
You seem to be suffering from a split personality disorder. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1285 |
I'm afraid I'm not as appealing as I once was. |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
1286 |
My fear of death intensified with the appearance of brown spots. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1287 |
So you just let people step all over you? |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
1288 |
If the clown has forgiven you, don't you think it's time to let it go? |
1.3611 |
0.06651 |
72 |
49 |
20 |
3 |
1289 |
Yeah, I was hanging in there for a while. Now... Not so much. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1290 |
A hazard to anyone who encounters you? Don't you think that's a little theatrical? |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1291 |
So I said let's split and she laughed. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1292 |
What constitutes "appeal" can be very slippery, as you know. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1293 |
They're not laughing at you. They're laughing at him. |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
1294 |
It is my fault she slipped out of my life. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1295 |
Premature evacuation happens to everyone. |
1.3611 |
0.12053 |
36 |
28 |
3 |
5 |
1296 |
It's too soon to say if it's split personality disorder, but the diagnosis is appealing. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1297 |
You pay on a sliding scale. |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
1298 |
Whether I find you appealing is beside the point |
1.3611 |
0.08119 |
36 |
23 |
13 |
0 |
1299 |
Tell me what led to the split. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1300 |
Well, is it possible that he never would have been comfortable in his own skin? |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1301 |
How do you feel about vanilla ice cream, crushed nuts and whipped cream? |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
1302 |
Let's find the inner you. |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
1303 |
What do you think she meant by Second Banana? |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
1304 |
There are no more layers to peel. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1305 |
Why do you feel like the world is waiting for you to slip up? |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1306 |
Based on what you told me about your mother, I'm afraid you've got what we call an edible complex. |
1.3611 |
0.08119 |
36 |
23 |
13 |
0 |
1307 |
It's not your fault that they don't watch where they're walking. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1308 |
And how does the split make you peel? |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1309 |
No, I don't think all those slips were Freudian. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1310 |
You need to quit being a fall guy. |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
1311 |
Lately it seems like everyone is avoiding me. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1312 |
Please, tell me how you peel. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1313 |
It's not what's on your outside that counts, it's what's on your—oh, right. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1314 |
tell me more about this feeling of emptiness inside... |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1315 |
So, why don't you tell me about the split? |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1316 |
So you were born a banana but identify as a kumquat? |
1.3611 |
0.12053 |
36 |
28 |
3 |
5 |
1317 |
You'll be fine -- I deal with splits all the time. |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
1318 |
I'm sorry, I charge by the hour, not the pound. |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
1319 |
So the melody didn't bother you as much as the lyrics to 'Yes, we have no bananas?' |
1.3611 |
0.12053 |
36 |
28 |
3 |
5 |
1320 |
So, when did you first notice you felt so empty inside? |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
1321 |
Textbook Freudian slip. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1322 |
Did you always know you were funny? |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1323 |
How long have you felt all eaten up inside? |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1324 |
You feel empty inside? |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1325 |
Sometimes it feels like my life is just an endless series of slip-ups |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1326 |
Actually, you ARE the butt of a lot of jokes. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1327 |
Sorry I laughed. Go on... |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1328 |
Lately i've just felt empty inside... |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1329 |
Perhaps your low potassium is causing your depression. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1330 |
Splits happen, bru. |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
1331 |
No I won't let you crawl under my shoe. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1332 |
I, too, fear the vegans. |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
1333 |
Sure people blame you too much for their falls, but I am sensing some real guilt here, too. |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
1334 |
So you say you're not peeling very well. |
1.3611 |
0.08119 |
36 |
23 |
13 |
0 |
1335 |
I used to be the top banana..... |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1336 |
So, since when have you had this hollow feeling. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1337 |
I'm going to recommend a Jungian colleague of mine. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1338 |
It's evident to me that your problems are more than skin deep. |
1.3611 |
0.08119 |
36 |
23 |
13 |
0 |
1339 |
I think you may be unclear about the meaning of a 'Freudian slip' |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1340 |
Maybe people are laughing with you, not at you? |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1341 |
I would say you're ripe for analysis. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1342 |
She took all of me. I feel so empty inside. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1343 |
You're not the first banana I've had that feels on the inside they're really a plantain. |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
1344 |
There's usually more to talk about once we've peeled back all these layers. |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
1345 |
When did you first start believing you were actually a plantain? |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1346 |
Sometimes I think I'd be better off bread. |
1.3611 |
0.12053 |
36 |
28 |
3 |
5 |
1347 |
I thought it was a minor slip-up. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
1348 |
So, you and Cherry decided to make the split? |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1349 |
Take your time. I'm comfortable with silence. |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
1350 |
What matters is whether you believe our sessions have become fruitless. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1351 |
Just because it's cliche doesn't mean it isn't painful. |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
1352 |
People step all over me and then pretend like they're the victim. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1353 |
So, what would make you think that you have a split personality? |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1354 |
Sometimes I just feel like such a joke. |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
1355 |
You are not alone: A split personality can drive anyone bananas. |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
1356 |
So, you're feeling empty? |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
1357 |
When did you start feeling empty? |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
1358 |
I don't know, doc. I just feel so empty inside. |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
1359 |
Tell me about your childhood, Chiquita |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
1360 |
So why do you feel empty on the inside? |
1.3590 |
0.07782 |
39 |
25 |
14 |
0 |
1361 |
How did you feel when he threw you aside? |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
1362 |
I said you might have Multiple Personality Disorder. I never said you were bananas. |
1.3590 |
0.10702 |
39 |
29 |
6 |
4 |
1363 |
When your mom split, how did that make you peel? |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
1364 |
What I hear you saying is that you feel unappealing! |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
1365 |
How long has The Name Game been your favorite song? |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
1366 |
So how did you FEEL when he took what he wanted, then just discarded you? |
1.3590 |
0.08605 |
39 |
26 |
12 |
1 |
1367 |
I wouldn't take it personally. Sometimes a banana is just a banana. |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
1368 |
Emotionally, you are just an accident waiting to happen. |
1.3590 |
0.10702 |
39 |
29 |
6 |
4 |
1369 |
No. A "Freudian slip" is a different thing. |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
1370 |
Well, do you think that you're a tired, old joke? |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
1371 |
Your insides have been sliced up, slathered in buttery sauce and ignited over a bed of vanilla ice cream? I'm afraid we'll need another session to unpack that metaphor, Mr. Foster. |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
1372 |
Now how do these dreams of clowns stepping on you make you feel? |
1.3590 |
0.11897 |
39 |
31 |
2 |
6 |
1373 |
Why do you think you chose a therapist with high heels? |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
1374 |
Yes, Plantain is bigger, but your sweeter. |
1.3590 |
0.10702 |
39 |
29 |
6 |
4 |
1375 |
Your symptoms indicate a split personality... |
1.3590 |
0.08605 |
39 |
26 |
12 |
1 |
1376 |
"When did realize that making people slip and fall made you happy?' |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
1377 |
There's only so long you can hide the bruises |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
1378 |
So why do you think your whole family is bananas? |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
1379 |
Maybe daylight has come and you can't go home anymore.' |
1.3590 |
0.10702 |
39 |
29 |
6 |
4 |
1380 |
Why do you think people walk all over you? |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
1381 |
When did you notice something was missing? |
1.3590 |
0.08605 |
39 |
26 |
12 |
1 |
1382 |
People see you as a walking joke? |
1.3571 |
0.10122 |
42 |
31 |
7 |
4 |
1383 |
It's what's inside that really counts. |
1.3571 |
0.11211 |
42 |
33 |
3 |
6 |
1384 |
Were you teased for growing upside down? |
1.3571 |
0.11745 |
28 |
20 |
6 |
2 |
1385 |
Tell me about the first time you felt like your life was a joke. |
1.3556 |
0.08502 |
45 |
31 |
12 |
2 |
1386 |
Today I want to focus on your fear of clowns. |
1.3556 |
0.08502 |
45 |
31 |
12 |
2 |
1387 |
Now tell me what's going on inside. |
1.3556 |
0.09617 |
45 |
33 |
8 |
4 |
1388 |
When did you feel that you were accident prone? |
1.3548 |
0.10923 |
31 |
22 |
7 |
2 |
1389 |
Tell me about your family tree. |
1.3548 |
0.09890 |
31 |
21 |
9 |
1 |
1390 |
You must feel very empty inside. |
1.3529 |
0.08319 |
34 |
22 |
12 |
0 |
1391 |
Maybe it was just a freudian slip? |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
1392 |
This is a breakthrough. You finally opened up. |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1393 |
He did that and then cast you aside? |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
1394 |
Really, your the victim? |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1395 |
What can I say, doc? I slipped up. |
1.3529 |
0.09329 |
34 |
23 |
10 |
1 |
1396 |
You need to find your center. |
1.3529 |
0.09329 |
34 |
23 |
10 |
1 |
1397 |
So, how are you coping with the split? |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
1398 |
People slip on all kinds of things - don't feel so guilty. |
1.3529 |
0.09329 |
34 |
23 |
10 |
1 |
1399 |
When did start feeling like garbage? |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1400 |
You can split, but you paid for the full hour. |
1.3529 |
0.09329 |
34 |
23 |
10 |
1 |
1401 |
nd how long have you felt like an accident waiting to happen? |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1402 |
Have you always been thin-skinned? |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1403 |
I'm glad you're being so open with me. |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1404 |
You have to stop blaming yourself, he's the one who slipped! |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
1405 |
I've been feeling quite empty lately. |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1406 |
You need to stop dating all these low hanging fruit. |
1.3529 |
0.09329 |
34 |
23 |
10 |
1 |
1407 |
I see you're peeling better |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
1408 |
Do women actually fall for that? |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
1409 |
A Freudian slipped? |
1.3529 |
0.12583 |
34 |
27 |
2 |
5 |
1410 |
I feel like there's a part of me missing |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1411 |
so, he only wanted you for your potassium? |
1.3529 |
0.09329 |
34 |
23 |
10 |
1 |
1412 |
Sounds like separation anxiety. |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
1413 |
We all slip up sometimes. Forgive yourself and move on. |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1414 |
What's the difference that you ended up in a banana cream pie rather than a banana split? They're both to die for. |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
1415 |
"It's not your fault people keep falling for you". |
1.3529 |
0.09329 |
34 |
23 |
10 |
1 |
1416 |
She was only interested in my body. |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1417 |
You're unpeeling me with your eyes. |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
1418 |
Tell me about the split. |
1.3529 |
0.09329 |
34 |
23 |
10 |
1 |
1419 |
Yes, I do understand emptiness. |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1420 |
...and, yes, sometimes a banana peel is just a banana peel. |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
1421 |
I get it, you're not the top banana anymore. |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
1422 |
Explain to me again why you feel your life is so fruitless. |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1423 |
Well, you are slippery. |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1424 |
I WOULD NOT REFER TO THIS SESSION AS FRUITLESS |
1.3529 |
0.09329 |
34 |
23 |
10 |
1 |
1425 |
I really think we are making progress in peeling back your emotional layers. |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1426 |
You blame yourself for everyone else's slip ups. |
1.3529 |
0.09329 |
34 |
23 |
10 |
1 |
1427 |
I'm tired of being the fall guy. |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
1428 |
And when someone slipped on you, how did that make you feel? |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
1429 |
And when did you feel you were slipping? |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
1430 |
So how long have you had this fear of being stepped on? |
1.3514 |
0.10409 |
37 |
27 |
7 |
3 |
1431 |
Have you ever heard of a Freudian slip-and-fall? |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
1432 |
It seems a bit late to be worrying about size. |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
1433 |
Your lack of an inner-self appears to be the crux of the problem. |
1.3514 |
0.09661 |
37 |
26 |
9 |
2 |
1434 |
Tell me about life after the split. |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
1435 |
If you were the Invisible _Gentleman_ you'd use a fig leaf. |
1.3514 |
0.12385 |
37 |
30 |
1 |
6 |
1436 |
Talk to me about your Freudian slip. |
1.3514 |
0.10409 |
37 |
27 |
7 |
3 |
1437 |
Now, perhaps, we can get in touch with your feminine side. |
1.3514 |
0.11764 |
37 |
29 |
3 |
5 |
1438 |
You understand that the falls, the slapstick...that's not you. |
1.3514 |
0.10409 |
37 |
27 |
7 |
3 |
1439 |
When did you first notice people avoiding you? |
1.3514 |
0.11107 |
37 |
28 |
5 |
4 |
1440 |
Pull your self together. By: Tommy Gibbons, Age 11 |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
1441 |
Technically, what you experienced is not a Freudian slip. |
1.3514 |
0.10409 |
37 |
27 |
7 |
3 |
1442 |
Let's talk about what's getting under your skin. |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
1443 |
I do think we've made progress since the split. |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
1444 |
She decided I no longer appealed to her so last Sunday she split and hooked up with a fast-talking plantain -- a real smoothie. |
1.3514 |
0.11107 |
37 |
28 |
5 |
4 |
1445 |
So, when did you first have this feeling that people were avoiding you? |
1.3514 |
0.11107 |
37 |
28 |
5 |
4 |
1446 |
Let's peel that back |
1.3514 |
0.11107 |
37 |
28 |
5 |
4 |
1447 |
I guess I just don't understand why I always have to be the fall guy. |
1.3514 |
0.11107 |
37 |
28 |
5 |
4 |
1448 |
Doctor, I haven't been feeling comfortable in my own skin lately. |
1.3500 |
0.07820 |
60 |
43 |
13 |
4 |
1449 |
I think you lost your identity with all that knock knock stuff |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
1450 |
Look, I admit you have appeal, but sometimes a banana is just a banana. |
1.3500 |
0.10470 |
40 |
30 |
6 |
4 |
1451 |
Something's eating you up inside. |
1.3500 |
0.15000 |
20 |
15 |
3 |
2 |
1452 |
It's normal to feel that you've lost your inner self at times, but I'm afraid it's permanent in your case. |
1.3500 |
0.09838 |
40 |
29 |
8 |
3 |
1453 |
Do you think other people ever feel empty inside? |
1.3500 |
0.10470 |
40 |
30 |
6 |
4 |
1454 |
How long have you felt like trash? |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
1455 |
Just how often do you hear, "Day-O" ringing in your ears? |
1.3488 |
0.09344 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
3 |
1456 |
In your case, I'd have to say the emptiness you feel inside is justified. |
1.3488 |
0.10462 |
43 |
33 |
5 |
5 |
1457 |
No, you're definitely not a nutcase. |
1.3478 |
0.09936 |
46 |
35 |
6 |
5 |
1458 |
So tell me more about the split. |
1.3469 |
0.08527 |
49 |
35 |
11 |
3 |
1459 |
Are you here from Costa Rica LEGALLY? |
1.3469 |
0.09012 |
49 |
36 |
9 |
4 |
1460 |
'You're just not appealing.' |
1.3462 |
0.13522 |
26 |
20 |
3 |
3 |
1461 |
Now let's discuss why you let people walk all over you. |
1.3448 |
0.11399 |
29 |
21 |
6 |
2 |
1462 |
We all sometimes feel like second banana. |
1.3448 |
0.11399 |
29 |
21 |
6 |
2 |
1463 |
This may sound unprofessional, but I find you appealing |
1.3448 |
0.12433 |
29 |
22 |
4 |
3 |
1464 |
You must have felt very exposed. |
1.3448 |
0.12433 |
29 |
22 |
4 |
3 |
1465 |
I'm just constantly getting stepped on, you know? |
1.3438 |
0.11544 |
32 |
24 |
5 |
3 |
1466 |
Can you say more about what is inside you? |
1.3438 |
0.09640 |
32 |
22 |
9 |
1 |
1467 |
What else do you feel besides emptiness? |
1.3438 |
0.11544 |
32 |
24 |
5 |
3 |
1468 |
Well, it's about what is on the inside that matters, and maybe that is your problem. |
1.3438 |
0.10634 |
32 |
23 |
7 |
2 |
1469 |
After all these sessions, I was hoping that we could finally go a little deeper than "I come from a strange bunch." |
1.3438 |
0.11544 |
32 |
24 |
5 |
3 |
1470 |
My wife says I've lost my appeal. |
1.3438 |
0.11544 |
32 |
24 |
5 |
3 |
1471 |
...and how long have you felt this sense of emptiness, this loss of purpose? |
1.3438 |
0.10634 |
32 |
23 |
7 |
2 |
1472 |
It all started when a bunch of us got together for a friendly breakfast... |
1.3438 |
0.11544 |
32 |
24 |
5 |
3 |
1473 |
You should try to be more thick-skinned. |
1.3438 |
0.09640 |
32 |
22 |
9 |
1 |
1474 |
Daylight came and he wanna go home. |
1.3438 |
0.09640 |
32 |
22 |
9 |
1 |
1475 |
I'm afraid you're suffering from what we call a banana split personality. |
1.3438 |
0.09640 |
32 |
22 |
9 |
1 |
1476 |
The fact that people keep blaming you for their slip-ups should not make you paranoid. |
1.3438 |
0.10634 |
32 |
23 |
7 |
2 |
1477 |
It's a classic case of a split personality. |
1.3438 |
0.12386 |
32 |
25 |
3 |
4 |
1478 |
I'm going to help you find your inner self |
1.3438 |
0.10634 |
32 |
23 |
7 |
2 |
1479 |
I had it again! That same dream of being eaten alive next to three giant scoops of ice cream. |
1.3438 |
0.10634 |
32 |
23 |
7 |
2 |
1480 |
The accident wasn't your fault. |
1.3438 |
0.08531 |
32 |
21 |
11 |
0 |
1481 |
Don't judge yourself. A bad split can be hard to handle. |
1.3438 |
0.11544 |
32 |
24 |
5 |
3 |
1482 |
...and why do you find it funny to make people slip and fall? |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
1483 |
Do you feel life slipping away? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1484 |
Doctor, there's something that's been eating away at me. |
1.3429 |
0.08140 |
35 |
23 |
12 |
0 |
1485 |
You grew up in a poor country, came here against your will in a cardboard box, and are routinely criticized for not being as good as your peers. Of course you'd want revenge. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1486 |
And how does giving them the slip make you feel? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1487 |
When did you begin to feel you weren't top banana? |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1488 |
You have banana split personality syndrome. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1489 |
I know you feel empty inside but please remember you still have a peel. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1490 |
For how long have you felt that something is missing? |
1.3429 |
0.08140 |
35 |
23 |
12 |
0 |
1491 |
It wasn't your fault |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1492 |
And sometimes a cigar is just a good smoke. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1493 |
I know, it's a slippery slope. |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
1494 |
Perhaps you hurt others because you feel empty inside? |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
1495 |
How long have you felt that there's something missing in your life |
1.3429 |
0.11554 |
35 |
27 |
4 |
4 |
1496 |
Your split personality took me aback. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1497 |
Lucky for you I specialize in banana splits |
1.3429 |
0.11554 |
35 |
27 |
4 |
4 |
1498 |
Clearly, you're suffering from a split personality. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1499 |
And how did that make you peel? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1500 |
Ever since I opened up to my girlfriend, I've had this very empty feeling inside. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1501 |
Your fear of becoming a vegetable is irrational. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1502 |
I can't listen to any more. Daylight come and me wanna go home. |
1.3429 |
0.11554 |
35 |
27 |
4 |
4 |
1503 |
Yes, Freud slipped here. |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
1504 |
I'm not denying your appeal, but I am your doctor. |
1.3429 |
0.11554 |
35 |
27 |
4 |
4 |
1505 |
Can you tell me what's eating you up inside? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1506 |
Would you say you've grown a thicker skin after the split? |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1507 |
So how did you feel after you split? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1508 |
Why is it you feel everyone around you keeps getting hurt? |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
1509 |
Steve Martin walked away from comedy, so why can't you? |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1510 |
Tell me how you're feeling about the split. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1511 |
Tell me more about this Freudian slip. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1512 |
Knock, Knock |
1.3429 |
0.11554 |
35 |
27 |
4 |
4 |
1513 |
I don't know what happened—I just feel empty inside. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1514 |
Tell me how you're peeling |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1515 |
Of course you're not bananas! |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1516 |
You'll just have to face it. You are spineless |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1517 |
Well, we start by peeling back all the layers. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1518 |
I'm sick and tired of being second |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1519 |
Tell me more about your transition out of comedy. |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
1520 |
It is called seperation anxiety. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1521 |
Still, a part of you will always be in her fruit salad. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1522 |
So you think you've lost your banana. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1523 |
I can assure you, the recurring dream of being stepped on is no joke. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1524 |
Why do You think you always hurt the ones around you? |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1525 |
No, I don't know how many Freudians it take to slip on a banana peel! |
1.3429 |
0.12260 |
35 |
28 |
2 |
5 |
1526 |
I would call it a Freudian slip. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1527 |
Tell me how you feel about being eaten by a monkey? |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1528 |
And how does it make YOU feel that he slipped and broke his neck? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1529 |
I'm getting tired of these Freudian slips. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1530 |
So she wanted a split? |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1531 |
Again, you're heading down a slippery slope. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1532 |
Of course you feel empty, your banana split. |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
1533 |
I couldn't help myself. I just finished working out and I was feeling hypoglycemic. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1534 |
Has the fact that you didn't get a blue sticker been eating at you ? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1535 |
I just don't find myself appealing anymore. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1536 |
How long have you felt a danger to others? |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
1537 |
So what makes you think every cute guy is going to just fall over you? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1538 |
Don't feel guilty--everyone slips up now and then. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1539 |
Tell me about your last Freudian slip |
1.3429 |
0.11554 |
35 |
27 |
4 |
4 |
1540 |
Stop blaming yourself. It's not your fault people step on you. |
1.3429 |
0.11554 |
35 |
27 |
4 |
4 |
1541 |
Accidents happen; you aren't responsible for every slip and fall. |
1.3429 |
0.11554 |
35 |
27 |
4 |
4 |
1542 |
So you are saying you don't feel our sessions are bearing any fruit? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1543 |
When did you realize you were starting to slip? |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
1544 |
You expect me to fall for that line? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1545 |
That monkey used you, he didn't really love you for who you are. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1546 |
Do you want to talk about staying firm? |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1547 |
I think you misunderstand what a Freudian slip is. |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
1548 |
When will somebody REALLY fall for me? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1549 |
So, you're saying it was not consensual? |
1.3429 |
0.12260 |
35 |
28 |
2 |
5 |
1550 |
I've always thought of myself as pretty easy to get along with but lately it seems like everyone feels the need to be overly cautious when they see me. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1551 |
So, how do you feel about your split? |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
1552 |
No, I'm afraid this will require more than Viagra®. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1553 |
It can get slippery when you open up. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1554 |
I was once the top banana, then I split. |
1.3429 |
0.11554 |
35 |
27 |
4 |
4 |
1555 |
I'm sorry to hear that. How are you coping with the split? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1556 |
I just feel so discarded and stepped on. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1557 |
You have a split personality. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1558 |
And you say he stepped on you? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
1559 |
Tell me more about feeling discarded. |
1.3429 |
0.08140 |
35 |
23 |
12 |
0 |
1560 |
But please, tell me why you want to be an eggplant. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1561 |
I see. How does that make you peel? |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
1562 |
So to summarize, you feel discarded ? |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
1563 |
It feels like I'm empty inside. |
1.3421 |
0.10850 |
38 |
29 |
5 |
4 |
1564 |
Your life has to be built on more than appeal. |
1.3421 |
0.10850 |
38 |
29 |
5 |
4 |
1565 |
It’s just an ugly stereotype doc. I mean how would you feel “Look out it’s a banana peel”, or “Don’t get near the banana peel”, “Oh, here comes the big scary banana peel!"... Nice legs by the way. |
1.3421 |
0.10850 |
38 |
29 |
5 |
4 |
1566 |
I feel like I got nothing left inside. |
1.3421 |
0.09449 |
38 |
27 |
9 |
2 |
1567 |
I think it's split personality disorder. |
1.3421 |
0.10174 |
38 |
28 |
7 |
3 |
1568 |
Does Mrs. Peel know about the slip-and-fall lawsuits? |
1.3415 |
0.09633 |
41 |
30 |
8 |
3 |
1569 |
Why do you have a fear of monkeys? |
1.3415 |
0.08271 |
41 |
28 |
12 |
1 |
1570 |
When did you first notice your split persona? |
1.3415 |
0.08271 |
41 |
28 |
12 |
1 |
1571 |
Forget guilt about them falling. Why do you keep getting stepped on? |
1.3409 |
0.08567 |
44 |
31 |
11 |
2 |
1572 |
I think what you're saying is, now that you've been eaten, your options are limited. |
1.3409 |
0.08567 |
44 |
31 |
11 |
2 |
1573 |
"I know I keep slipping up and bringing people down with me". |
1.3409 |
0.08567 |
44 |
31 |
11 |
2 |
1574 |
"Tell me again about the "... are you just happy to see me?" joke. |
1.3404 |
0.09750 |
47 |
36 |
6 |
5 |
1575 |
Tell me why you feel that you’re just a shell of your old self. |
1.3400 |
0.08384 |
50 |
36 |
11 |
3 |
1576 |
I just feel so empty inside since we split. |
1.3396 |
0.08056 |
53 |
38 |
12 |
3 |
1577 |
Going bananas doesn’t necessarily mean you’re nuts. |
1.3333 |
0.08799 |
42 |
30 |
10 |
2 |
1578 |
How long have you felt like an avocado? |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
1579 |
Did you ever consider that it might not always be the slope that is slippery? |
1.3333 |
0.08245 |
51 |
37 |
11 |
3 |
1580 |
It seems like you feel empty inside. |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
1581 |
At least you're not another fruitcake. |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
1582 |
Thank you, you're a peeling too |
1.3333 |
0.10605 |
39 |
30 |
5 |
4 |
1583 |
So approximately how long have you felt this emptiness? |
1.3333 |
0.09245 |
39 |
28 |
9 |
2 |
1584 |
My mother took me to a zoo once; I haven't been the same since. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
1585 |
So what makes you think your life is just a joke? |
1.3333 |
0.11073 |
30 |
22 |
6 |
2 |
1586 |
Are you afraid he’s seeing other peels? |
1.3333 |
0.13074 |
27 |
21 |
3 |
3 |
1587 |
First, we need to peel away the outer layer. |
1.3333 |
0.12050 |
33 |
26 |
3 |
4 |
1588 |
They keep falling for you.... How does that make you feel? |
1.3333 |
0.10675 |
27 |
19 |
7 |
1 |
1589 |
What makes you think people don't take you seriously? |
1.3333 |
0.12066 |
30 |
23 |
4 |
3 |
1590 |
When they slip think of it as laughing with you and not at you. |
1.3333 |
0.11269 |
36 |
28 |
4 |
4 |
1591 |
I am so sick of being called Chiquita! |
1.3333 |
0.09147 |
51 |
39 |
7 |
5 |
1592 |
So you were saying you used to be bananas? |
1.3333 |
0.10605 |
39 |
30 |
5 |
4 |
1593 |
Why comedies, comedies, comedies? Is it so wrong to think I can play Lear? |
1.3333 |
0.09948 |
39 |
29 |
7 |
3 |
1594 |
What's been harder, the slip or the split? |
1.3333 |
0.09436 |
42 |
31 |
8 |
3 |
1595 |
How long have you been experiencing these feelings of emptiness? |
1.3333 |
0.09245 |
39 |
28 |
9 |
2 |
1596 |
Yes, to say I feel like garbage is probably an understatement. |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
1597 |
Life is driving me bananas. |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
1598 |
You weren't abandoned. You were picked. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
1599 |
How do you feel when called a fruit? |
1.3333 |
0.11073 |
30 |
22 |
6 |
2 |
1600 |
Feeling "stepped-on" is common, but aren't you being a bit dramatic? |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
1601 |
I'm simply suggesting that sometimes a banana is just a banana. |
1.3333 |
0.11935 |
27 |
20 |
5 |
2 |
1602 |
How do you feel about your inner child ending up in a smoothie? |
1.3333 |
0.09948 |
39 |
29 |
7 |
3 |
1603 |
When did you first realize that you were born to be a mango ? |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
1604 |
So how long since you split? |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
1605 |
Now that we've peeled off the layers, let's see what we're left with. |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
1606 |
And what was her reaction to you calling her a "monkey" ? |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
1607 |
So, why don't you think it was an accident? |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
1608 |
Okay, so you feel discarded and tired of being stepped on, but feel guilty for hurting people....is that right? |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
1609 |
I guess it all started with Orange and that damn knock-knock joke...Why? Why are people glad he doesn't say Banana? What does that say about me? |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
1610 |
I think your depression stems from your dependence on slap stick. |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
1611 |
So, you have this recurring dream.! You think people are avoiding you. |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
1612 |
Sure people are falling for you, but I don't think it's your magnetic personality." |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
1613 |
We call that a "Freudian Slip." |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
1614 |
I believe that you believe you're a banana peel. |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
1615 |
When did you start feeling unappealing? |
1.3333 |
0.10675 |
27 |
19 |
7 |
1 |
1616 |
So your saying it was a Freudian slip |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
1617 |
You've lost that loving peeling. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1618 |
Looking at your inner self may be a lost cause. |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
1619 |
I think the problem is that you have a split personality. |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
1620 |
Let's keep this professional. You're in no way appealing to me. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
1621 |
Let go of the guilt. They didn't watch where they were going. |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
1622 |
Many of us feel empty at times. |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
1623 |
Are we ready to talk about the split? |
1.3333 |
0.08909 |
36 |
25 |
10 |
1 |
1624 |
Why do you think you always feel the need to be funny? |
1.3333 |
0.09535 |
45 |
34 |
7 |
4 |
1625 |
No need to feel embarrassed...the whole world has gone bananas. |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
1626 |
You've had a Freudian slip -Evan Kowal, South Pasadena, CA (Age 14) |
1.3333 |
0.10675 |
27 |
19 |
7 |
1 |
1627 |
It's a clear case of split personality. |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
1628 |
Your problem is not unusual, it's banana envy. |
1.3333 |
0.10675 |
27 |
19 |
7 |
1 |
1629 |
I understand you feel she was eating you alive. |
1.3333 |
0.11269 |
36 |
28 |
4 |
4 |
1630 |
I feel I'm appealing, but some see me as a big joke |
1.3333 |
0.10033 |
42 |
32 |
6 |
4 |
1631 |
Are you feeling empty inside? |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
1632 |
Have you thought about getting some new material? |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
1633 |
You're not the best banana in the world today. And that's okay. |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
1634 |
And what makes you think you have a banana split personality?’ |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
1635 |
So tell me, why do you feel so empty inside? |
1.3333 |
0.07968 |
36 |
24 |
12 |
0 |
1636 |
You dreamt you slipped on a high heel...? |
1.3333 |
0.09535 |
45 |
34 |
7 |
4 |
1637 |
Bunch therapy just wasn't working. |
1.3333 |
0.09981 |
30 |
21 |
8 |
1 |
1638 |
No, I believe Freud said sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. |
1.3333 |
0.12050 |
33 |
26 |
3 |
4 |
1639 |
So, how long have you not been peeling well? |
1.3333 |
0.08359 |
54 |
40 |
10 |
4 |
1640 |
You say you feel empty, like your insides have been eaten out and you're all alone, tossed out on the street. Can you elaborate? |
1.3333 |
0.11073 |
30 |
22 |
6 |
2 |
1641 |
When you tried to embrace your inner self, you must have squeezed a little too hard! |
1.3333 |
0.08909 |
36 |
25 |
10 |
1 |
1642 |
I understand that not *every* slip is a Freudian slip. |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
1643 |
And for how long have you had this sense that you've lost your comic timing? |
1.3273 |
0.08628 |
55 |
42 |
8 |
5 |
1644 |
You are clearly not the victim here. |
1.3265 |
0.08935 |
49 |
37 |
8 |
4 |
1645 |
Plastic surgery just isn't an option for your condition, it would be fruitless. |
1.3261 |
0.08822 |
46 |
34 |
9 |
3 |
1646 |
Separation anxiety is traumatic but you shouldn't feel like garbage. |
1.3256 |
0.08627 |
43 |
31 |
10 |
2 |
1647 |
Personally, when choosing a partner I look more for substance than a peel. |
1.3256 |
0.09827 |
43 |
33 |
6 |
4 |
1648 |
After we peel back the layers, sometimes what we find is underwhelming. |
1.3256 |
0.09247 |
43 |
32 |
8 |
3 |
1649 |
I seem to have lost my inner self. |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1650 |
You knew going in a life in comedy wasn't easy. |
1.3250 |
0.10370 |
40 |
31 |
5 |
4 |
1651 |
I know people are saying you're bananas but my diagnosis is split personality |
1.3250 |
0.08311 |
40 |
28 |
11 |
1 |
1652 |
What if it's what's on the inside that matters? |
1.3250 |
0.09049 |
40 |
29 |
9 |
2 |
1653 |
And how are you feeling since the banana split? |
1.3250 |
0.09732 |
40 |
30 |
7 |
3 |
1654 |
No, I am not going to slip into something more comfortable. |
1.3243 |
0.10997 |
37 |
29 |
4 |
4 |
1655 |
I've been stepped on my entire life. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1656 |
Who's there? |
1.3243 |
0.10997 |
37 |
29 |
4 |
4 |
1657 |
I don't know why, but I am just feeling so empty on the inside. |
1.3243 |
0.10997 |
37 |
29 |
4 |
4 |
1658 |
How long have you been having these feelings of emptiness? |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1659 |
Is it comedy or tragedy when someone slips on you? |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1660 |
Let's talk now about peelings and emotions. |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1661 |
So, slapstick moved on to other fruits...how did that make you feel? |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1662 |
Why do you believe you’ve lost appeal? |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1663 |
You've been committed because you could cause harm to others, not because you feel empty inside. |
1.3243 |
0.08711 |
37 |
26 |
10 |
1 |
1664 |
When I told you to try peeling back the layers, I meant of your subconscious. |
1.3243 |
0.10997 |
37 |
29 |
4 |
4 |
1665 |
So the split was really hard on you. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1666 |
I have this dream that I am no longer appealing. |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
1667 |
Now, does this emptiness you feel hit you before or after lunch? |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
1668 |
So why do you think there is something missing in your sex life? |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1669 |
How do you peel about this? |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1670 |
And when they are laughing, how does that make you feel? |
1.3235 |
0.11731 |
34 |
27 |
3 |
4 |
1671 |
Do you have ANY idea what it's like to be stepped on by everyone and then get blamed for their problems?!? No. I didn't think so. By the way...nice shoes. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1672 |
So... after he fell for you how did you feel? |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1673 |
We all slip up sometimes |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
1674 |
Tell me about the relationship before you split |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1675 |
All right, Norman Vincent, let's get started. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1676 |
When that woman slipped, tell me how that made you feel. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1677 |
My diagnosis is that you have a split personality. |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
1678 |
What makes you think they were laughing at you? |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1679 |
Is the idea of someone slipping and falling appealing to you? |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1680 |
Have you ever asked why you feel the need to open yourself up to complete strangers? |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
1681 |
So how long have you felt you're a public menace? |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1682 |
Surnames are not destiny, Mr. Peel. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1683 |
I forgot to mention the side effects . |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1684 |
You should stop blaming yourself. |
1.3235 |
0.11731 |
34 |
27 |
3 |
4 |
1685 |
Tripping people is what your people do. |
1.3235 |
0.11731 |
34 |
27 |
3 |
4 |
1686 |
Do you think your identification as a cheap comic device could be a source of your self-worth issues? |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1687 |
No more jokes about making a Freudian slip, OK? |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1688 |
I think your having a small penis is the least of your worries Mr. Johnson. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1689 |
Let's get to the bottom of your split. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1690 |
You were ripe for a loss. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1691 |
You say you don't get along with the rest of your bunch |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
1692 |
So slapstick comedy felt patronizing? |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1693 |
You said you are not a peeling? |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1694 |
You say your mother loved apples, pears and peaches but not you? |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1695 |
Yes...I'd say you probably have gone bananas |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1696 |
It's time you acknowledge the split. |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
1697 |
He hollowed me out then treated me like garbage. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1698 |
So now you feel like the one slipping? |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1699 |
You're comparing apples to oranges. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1700 |
Tell me again about that dream where a clown steps on you. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1701 |
Yes, I've heard that "Freudian slip" joke before... |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
1702 |
Can you tell me more about this reoccuring dream you have about being stepped on? |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
1703 |
This is not about my shoes. |
1.3235 |
0.08144 |
34 |
23 |
11 |
0 |
1704 |
'So, you've just split with your better half'. |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
1705 |
It can certainly be a burden when people keep falling for you. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1706 |
It was just a Freudian slip. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1707 |
When did you first discover you were accident prone? |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
1708 |
Don't define yourself as accident prone; they don't have to step on you. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1709 |
That’s a slippery slope. |
1.3235 |
0.11731 |
34 |
27 |
3 |
4 |
1710 |
When did you first notice that you were losing appeal? |
1.3235 |
0.11731 |
34 |
27 |
3 |
4 |
1711 |
Well you're no Clooney, but you do have a peel. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1712 |
Interesting... When did your parents split? |
1.3235 |
0.11731 |
34 |
27 |
3 |
4 |
1713 |
I think you have a split personality. |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
1714 |
Shall we explore why you're feeling "easily bruised"? |
1.3235 |
0.08144 |
34 |
23 |
11 |
0 |
1715 |
Sometimes a doctor falls for the patient, but you aren't appealing to me. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1716 |
If you say 'Freudian slip' one more time I'm ending our session early. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1717 |
Why do you feel empty inside? |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1718 |
And it's never your fault? |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1719 |
Are you surprised you let that slip? |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
1720 |
Let's explore "I feel empty inside". |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1721 |
When did you first realize that you had a foot fetish? |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1722 |
When around your peers, do you feel comfortable in your own peel? |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1723 |
While I do find you appealing, you should know I don't date my patients. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1724 |
Please stay on the couch so you don't make a Freudian slip. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1725 |
I've told you, my potassium levels are just fine. |
1.3235 |
0.08144 |
34 |
23 |
11 |
0 |
1726 |
Slippery situation you have there. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1727 |
I'm tired of people just walking all over me. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1728 |
Just start by telling me how you peel. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1729 |
Doc, I have this fear of sidewalks |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
1730 |
Tell me how you're peeling today |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
1731 |
Yes, I can see how it would be very painful that you never got any of the acclaim that all your comedy partners enjoyed. |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1732 |
So, you say it's Splitsville. |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
1733 |
it's not your fault people keep slipping |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1734 |
Yes, I know a cigar is just a cigar. |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1735 |
Diagnosis: split personality disorder. |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
1736 |
Yes, I gave you the AARP discount. |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1737 |
So you feel you've been discarded? |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
1738 |
And how are things going with your friends? Are you still hanging with the same bunch? |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
1739 |
It sounds like you feel like you're losing your grip on things, is that correct? |
1.3226 |
0.11720 |
31 |
24 |
4 |
3 |
1740 |
"A 'slippery slope'? Tell me more about that feeling". |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
1741 |
I mean I'm falling apart but, mostly, I feel just empty. |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1742 |
Tell me why you feel empty inside. |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1743 |
Doc, I'm worried I'm bipolar; sometimes I feel like a banana and other times a plantain |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1744 |
About an hour ago I woke up in the garbage can with this empty feeling. |
1.3226 |
0.12604 |
31 |
25 |
2 |
4 |
1745 |
That's what we call a Freudian slip |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
1746 |
So tell me, why do you think everyone considers you a joke? |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
1747 |
Can you go back to the part where you said you felt like your heart went through a blender? |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1748 |
The same nightmare again, being eaten alive? |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1749 |
I disagree. Not everything's a Freudian slip. |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1750 |
Whether or not I find you appealing is hardly the point here... |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
1751 |
When I said, "let's peel back some layers," I did not mean physically... |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
1752 |
Life hasn't been the same since the split |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
1753 |
I swear if they are going to stick a "gluten free" sticker on me I will lose my mind. |
1.3226 |
0.11720 |
31 |
24 |
4 |
3 |
1754 |
How do you feel about the split? |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1755 |
Yes, but have you considered that you wanted to make them slip? |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1756 |
It was a bad split. |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1757 |
What makes you think she purposefully left you behind? |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1758 |
Yes, throwing yourself on the floor as someone walks by, is a form of co-dependence. |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1759 |
You let people walk over you once and it's a slippery slope! |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1760 |
I'm tired of being called the "fall guy". |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1761 |
Forget me. Let's stay focused on you and how you jazz up your own damn corn flakes. |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1762 |
Do you suppose it's the loss of your inner self? |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
1763 |
So when did you first feel like you had a split personality? |
1.3214 |
0.10356 |
28 |
20 |
7 |
1 |
1764 |
I know you say you just happened to be on the sidewalk, but do you think unconsciously you wanted him to fall? |
1.3214 |
0.08988 |
28 |
19 |
9 |
0 |
1765 |
I'm sure it was just a Freudian slip. |
1.3214 |
0.10356 |
28 |
20 |
7 |
1 |
1766 |
Let's peel back the emotional skin on your relationship with your Nana. |
1.3214 |
0.11563 |
28 |
21 |
5 |
2 |
1767 |
Let's start with your early pollination. |
1.3214 |
0.10356 |
28 |
20 |
7 |
1 |
1768 |
You're not a joke. |
1.3214 |
0.11563 |
28 |
21 |
5 |
2 |
1769 |
Perhaps you feel that way because you actually are empty on the inside. ['are' should be underlined] |
1.3214 |
0.11563 |
28 |
21 |
5 |
2 |
1770 |
The separation anxiety is easier to treat than the hollow feeling. |
1.3214 |
0.10356 |
28 |
20 |
7 |
1 |
1771 |
Looks like it's been an hour. Time for you to split. |
1.3214 |
0.08101 |
56 |
42 |
10 |
4 |
1772 |
You need to make amends with your bunch |
1.3214 |
0.13660 |
28 |
23 |
1 |
4 |
1773 |
Let's talk about your fear of falling. |
1.3200 |
0.12543 |
25 |
19 |
4 |
2 |
1774 |
When did you first feel like you had lost your appeal? |
1.3200 |
0.08300 |
50 |
37 |
10 |
3 |
1775 |
When did you first realize you were going bananas? |
1.3200 |
0.12543 |
25 |
19 |
4 |
2 |
1776 |
It must feel terrible to have everyone fall all over you |
1.3171 |
0.08144 |
41 |
29 |
11 |
1 |
1777 |
So you think your life is on the skids, do you? |
1.3171 |
0.08861 |
41 |
30 |
9 |
2 |
1778 |
Do you feel like people are walking all over you? |
1.3167 |
0.06926 |
60 |
43 |
15 |
2 |
1779 |
I used to be top banana, but some monkey took care of that! |
1.3158 |
0.10738 |
38 |
30 |
4 |
4 |
1780 |
You have to come to terms with why he split. |
1.3158 |
0.10053 |
38 |
29 |
6 |
3 |
1781 |
Feeling empty is only natural, but do try to stay off of sidewalks. |
1.3158 |
0.09319 |
38 |
28 |
8 |
2 |
1782 |
You need to stop punishing yourself for causing her downfall. |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
1783 |
Looks like you've already peeled back the layers. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
1784 |
Doesn't tripping people seem like a passive-aggressive way of managing your feelings? |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
1785 |
Maybe it's time for you to accept that marbles are just funnier. |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1786 |
On a positive note, I can safely say you are not nuts. |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1787 |
Your confused? I'm talking to a banana with mother issues. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
1788 |
I feel like people are always stepping on me |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
1789 |
So you're saying you feel very empty inside? |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1790 |
And then the ice cream up and split. |
1.3143 |
0.11429 |
35 |
28 |
3 |
4 |
1791 |
I can see your appeal. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
1792 |
Firstly, it's unethical for me to date a patient. And secondly, you're a banana. |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1793 |
But I feel like a vegetable. |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
1794 |
Maybe you should just be grateful. The cartoon business has gotten you this far. |
1.3143 |
0.11429 |
35 |
28 |
3 |
4 |
1795 |
You have to learn to face the ugly truth; after this election, slapstick is dead. |
1.3143 |
0.11429 |
35 |
28 |
3 |
4 |
1796 |
When did this feeling of emptiness inside begin? |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1797 |
No, therapy is not a slippery slope. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
1798 |
Let's talk about the bruises. |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
1799 |
I'd like to discuss what happened at the zoo. |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1800 |
I have this empty feeling inside. |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1801 |
First, you have to let go of the guilt. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
1802 |
I'm sorry for your loss. |
1.3143 |
0.11429 |
35 |
28 |
3 |
4 |
1803 |
In my professional opinion, you ARE enabling slapstick. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
1804 |
We call those Freudian slips. |
1.3143 |
0.07961 |
35 |
24 |
11 |
0 |
1805 |
When people sing "Day-o" at you, initiate your calming strategy. |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1806 |
And then she tossed me out like I was a piece of garbage or something! |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1807 |
So, you and your wife just split? |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
1808 |
You need to take these sessions more seriously. |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
1809 |
It's pretty clear that no longer being top banana is eating you up inside. |
1.3137 |
0.07665 |
51 |
37 |
12 |
2 |
1810 |
As I'm sure you know, it's a slippery slope. |
1.3125 |
0.08325 |
32 |
22 |
10 |
0 |
1811 |
And then, what did Josephine Baker say? |
1.3125 |
0.12245 |
32 |
26 |
2 |
4 |
1812 |
Was this the first time you opened up to someone and got hurt? |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
1813 |
Yes, you have no banana. No banana today. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1814 |
If you want to have a successful relationship, you need to stop giving people the slip |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1815 |
That's all very nice, but where do you keep your wallet? |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1816 |
Tell me about your lunch date. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1817 |
Can you tell me when these feelings of emptiness began? |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1818 |
I understand that you feel fruitless, but you haven't lost your appeal. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1819 |
When did you feel you were not part of the bunch. |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1820 |
A thick skin can be a slippery slope. |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
1821 |
When did these dreams of being smoked first begin? |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1822 |
Wow, that must have been traumatic for you. But how did that make you Peel? |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1823 |
But no one should ever compare you to an apple or to an orange. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1824 |
I want to be a serious actor, but people just walk all over me. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1825 |
It sounds like the anxiety issues actually started before you were separated from the bunch. |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
1826 |
Well yes, technically that WOULD be a Freudian slip. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1827 |
Well, none of us want to feel like we've been stepped on.... |
1.3125 |
0.08325 |
32 |
22 |
10 |
0 |
1828 |
I feel like my whole life has become the punch line to a bad joke. |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
1829 |
You want to do Shakespeare, but you are typecast. And how does that make you feel? |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1830 |
It all started as a little joke. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1831 |
Tell me, how does that make you peel? |
1.3125 |
0.12245 |
32 |
26 |
2 |
4 |
1832 |
Why do you think you keep attracting the wrong people? |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1833 |
All right, no more 'slippery slope' references. My bad. |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1834 |
Next thing I knew, she split off with some guys named Ben and Jerry. |
1.3125 |
0.09010 |
48 |
37 |
7 |
4 |
1835 |
This seems to be less psychiatry and more internal medicine. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1836 |
It's common to fall for your analyst. |
1.3125 |
0.12245 |
32 |
26 |
2 |
4 |
1837 |
Tell me how you imagine that you would act out your foot fetish? |
1.3125 |
0.08325 |
32 |
22 |
10 |
0 |
1838 |
I'm sure strawberries have it just as bad. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1839 |
And then I realized, I AM the slippery slope. |
1.3125 |
0.12245 |
32 |
26 |
2 |
4 |
1840 |
So you dreamed I fell head over heels in love with you? |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1841 |
So, what would you say triggered this feeling of complete emptiness? |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1842 |
So, you split? |
1.3125 |
0.08325 |
32 |
22 |
10 |
0 |
1843 |
I'm not trash ! |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1844 |
It's not your fault the family is a bunch of losers |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1845 |
Don't worry. It's not unusual to feel useless at your stage in life. |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1846 |
Tell me about the time your parents split. |
1.3125 |
0.07965 |
48 |
35 |
11 |
2 |
1847 |
No, you can't call me 'Jane! |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1848 |
Well yes...it is ironic that my slip is also showing... |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1849 |
So, tell me more about your obsession with abruptly bring people down to your level. |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
1850 |
Yes, I can see how that was very emasculating. |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1851 |
Sometimes a plantain, is just a plantain. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1852 |
You shouldn't blame yourself for all the slip ups. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1853 |
So you feel your chimp was just using you, is that correct? |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
1854 |
You haven't mentioned your parents. |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
1855 |
Let's start with your abandonment issues |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1856 |
Why do you feel I've used you for my own personal gratification? |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
1857 |
Now tell me, when did you first start feeling empty inside? |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1858 |
I feel so empty inside. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1859 |
You should have seen me, I was a star in the silent film days, but now nobody wants me. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1860 |
How does it make you feel when people walk all over you? |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1861 |
You're not a fruitcake Mr Banana, you've a split personality |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1862 |
Let's talk about why you call your ex-husband a big ape. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1863 |
How do you expect to have any friends if you're always giving them the slip. |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1864 |
Parents split; Sister’s a peeler; Brother’s bruised….We need to meet twice a week. |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
1865 |
Tell me about life since the split. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1866 |
And why do you think she no longer finds you appealing? |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1867 |
I hear that you feel cold and empty since the split. |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
1868 |
You have banana envy. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1869 |
Doctor- I feel so empty inside. |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1870 |
Any regrets about your trip to the jungle? |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1871 |
It's time for you to stop victim-blaming and admit that you're part of the problem. |
1.3125 |
0.08325 |
32 |
22 |
10 |
0 |
1872 |
Can you tell me exactly what you mean by "appealing?" |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1873 |
Your gender re-assignment procedure appears to have been a complete success. |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
1874 |
You say your father thinks you're a joke. |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1875 |
i think we are heading down a slippery slope |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1876 |
What shall we address first, split personality or your empty feeling? |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
1877 |
Lets discuss your split personality. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
1878 |
It was horrible ... I was being skinned and eaten alive. |
1.3125 |
0.12245 |
32 |
26 |
2 |
4 |
1879 |
Your peel is open. |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1880 |
My life has been on a slippery slope lately |
1.3111 |
0.09961 |
45 |
36 |
4 |
5 |
1881 |
I don't want you slipping back into old habits. |
1.3111 |
0.08889 |
45 |
34 |
8 |
3 |
1882 |
So those are my choices, garbage or compost. And that's what I'm paying you for? |
1.3111 |
0.07669 |
45 |
32 |
12 |
1 |
1883 |
How long have you had a split personality? |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1884 |
I just don't know how to cope with all my peelings anymore. |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1885 |
You're thin-skinned. Your ego bruises easily. And by the look of those brown spots, your time is up. |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1886 |
Sorry, did you say you had a close relationship with your Nana? |
1.3103 |
0.12261 |
29 |
23 |
3 |
3 |
1887 |
You say that people walk over you a lot? |
1.3103 |
0.12261 |
29 |
23 |
3 |
3 |
1888 |
For how long have you felt that you are really a vegetable? |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1889 |
Hmmm... It's clear you have a split personality. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1890 |
No, you haven't slipped--it's your friends who keep walking all over you. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1891 |
You still miss your inner self? |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1892 |
Tell me more about this split. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1893 |
Impersonating a starfish. Okay, other options for your next career? |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1894 |
I don't want to slip up with my wife but I can't help but feel she finds me unapeeling. |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1895 |
You've slipped since our last session. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1896 |
What would you say is missing? |
1.3103 |
0.08743 |
29 |
20 |
9 |
0 |
1897 |
Don't make me laugh! |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1898 |
And when she said, 'You're the cause of most accidents', how did that make you feel? |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1899 |
No, I will not fall for you--that would be completely inappropriate. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1900 |
I think it all started when my parents split |
1.3103 |
0.08743 |
29 |
20 |
9 |
0 |
1901 |
My life's become a joke, Doc. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1902 |
So, how long have you been experiencing these peelings? |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1903 |
Hmm, I'm getting the impression that you feel discarded and stepped on. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1904 |
Tell me more about these dreams....the ones with the "tally man." |
1.3103 |
0.07858 |
58 |
44 |
10 |
4 |
1905 |
So where do you think you slipped up? |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1906 |
You feel like the world's been stepping on you. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1907 |
It's not your fault that he slipped and everyone laughed. |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1908 |
are you talking slip as "on a banana peel" or as "Freudian"? |
1.3103 |
0.13227 |
29 |
24 |
1 |
4 |
1909 |
How long have you thought that you are a banana peel? |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1910 |
Ah, well, that's a bit of a slippery slope. |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1911 |
Your going to have to forgive yourself for the harm you've caused to others. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1912 |
You feel the Chaplin estate owes your great great great great great great great... grandfather some royalties? |
1.3103 |
0.08743 |
29 |
20 |
9 |
0 |
1913 |
None of my patients have peeled back the layers quite like you |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1914 |
So this sense of being used has left you a shell of your former self |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1915 |
So you think that your life has just been one big joke waiting to happen? |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1916 |
It takes time to recover from any life-changing episode, and it must be so painful that your banana split. |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1917 |
That's a slippery slope you're going down. |
1.3103 |
0.08743 |
29 |
20 |
9 |
0 |
1918 |
I was mishandled and bruised...as many of us were |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1919 |
This isn't always a fruitless exercise. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1920 |
When did you start feeling your life was a joke? |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1921 |
I just don't understand comedy anymore. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1922 |
It's been real,baby,but I gotta split. |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1923 |
I had foster parents. |
1.3103 |
0.12261 |
29 |
23 |
3 |
3 |
1924 |
If we're going to solve your self-esteem issues, you're going to have to stop letting everyone walk all over you for a quick laugh. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1925 |
I just want someone who won't walk all over me. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1926 |
So you have the mind of a mango, but the body of a banana? |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1927 |
I thought you were a couch potato. |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1928 |
Don't worry - we all feel like we're going bananas some days. |
1.3103 |
0.12261 |
29 |
23 |
3 |
3 |
1929 |
You need to find your inner piece. |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1930 |
Calm down, this whole 'irony' fad will pass; slap-stick will be back and bigger than ever. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1931 |
I'm sorry but as a professional I see my patients only in metaphor. |
1.3103 |
0.12261 |
29 |
23 |
3 |
3 |
1932 |
Let's start at the beginning when you fell out of the tree |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1933 |
I just feel used. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1934 |
Clarify for me, what you mean when you say you feel "all eaten up inside"? |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
1935 |
I think it's a little too late for Viagra. |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1936 |
My professional opinion is that you're nuts. No, that's not the word I'm looking for... |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1937 |
It's hard for me to talk to psychologists. They always giggle when I say I feel empty inside. |
1.3103 |
0.12261 |
29 |
23 |
3 |
3 |
1938 |
When did you first self-identify as a joke? |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
1939 |
You have a thick skin. |
1.3095 |
0.07220 |
42 |
29 |
13 |
0 |
1940 |
First of all, Streisand was singing Feelings not Peelings. |
1.3091 |
0.08942 |
55 |
44 |
5 |
6 |
1941 |
You no longer have appeal? |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
1942 |
Yes, I find you appealing, but you know it's unethical of me to say so. |
1.3077 |
0.10769 |
26 |
19 |
6 |
1 |
1943 |
She literally tore me open and devoured my flesh. I don't know if I can go on. |
1.3077 |
0.12114 |
26 |
20 |
4 |
2 |
1944 |
You think you are what made Fueud slip. |
1.3077 |
0.10769 |
26 |
19 |
6 |
1 |
1945 |
You're not responsible for someone else's slip |
1.3077 |
0.08340 |
39 |
28 |
10 |
1 |
1946 |
You seem to have slipped since our last session. |
1.3061 |
0.08352 |
49 |
37 |
9 |
3 |
1947 |
What do you mean you life's a joke? |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1948 |
My life just seems fruitless! |
1.3056 |
0.11141 |
36 |
29 |
3 |
4 |
1949 |
So your dream was about a band of hungry monkeys. |
1.3056 |
0.07786 |
36 |
25 |
11 |
0 |
1950 |
Sometimes we have to peel away the layers to get at what is really bothering us. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1951 |
You've got a split personality |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1952 |
Can you elaborate on this "rotten feeling" your having. |
1.3056 |
0.11141 |
36 |
29 |
3 |
4 |
1953 |
So your not peeling very well. |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1954 |
Where did I slip up, Doc? |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1955 |
She used to put me in the refrigerator. |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1956 |
Listen, letting go is hard. |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1957 |
Tell me why you feel so empty. |
1.3056 |
0.07786 |
36 |
25 |
11 |
0 |
1958 |
We need to address your split personality disorder. |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1959 |
Our split was the best thing for us. |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1960 |
She mentioned your appeal? Or you're a peel. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1961 |
So you're saying you feel as if your whole life has been a Freudian slip. |
1.3056 |
0.10404 |
36 |
28 |
5 |
3 |
1962 |
For the last time, that's not what "Freudian slip" means. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
1963 |
How would you actually feel, though, if I agreed to step on you? |
1.3056 |
0.09611 |
36 |
27 |
7 |
2 |
1964 |
I'm here because I feel empty and discarded. |
1.3043 |
0.08720 |
46 |
35 |
8 |
3 |
1965 |
If I understand your phobia correctly, you have a fear of monkeys? |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1966 |
I empathize with your feelings about the jokes of slipping on you and having "appeal", but isn't true that you ARE yellow? |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1967 |
That's what is known as a Freudian slip. |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1968 |
Sorry Mr. Cavendish, I don't usually eat my clients, but I skipped lunch. |
1.3036 |
0.07611 |
56 |
42 |
11 |
3 |
1969 |
I feel like I've lost the best part of me |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
1970 |
So you were deserted for ice cream, syrup, and whipped cream. You still have appeal. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1971 |
Wow... so plantains really are bananas. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
1972 |
The split-up was very painful. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
1973 |
How do you feel when people call you "slippery?" |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1974 |
People keep avoiding me. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1975 |
Thick skinned? |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
1976 |
It seems you have become just a shell of your former self |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
1977 |
What I'm hearing is that you're uncomfortable with maraschino cherries. |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
1978 |
Was it a nasty split with Chiquita? |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1979 |
Tell me: what's been eating away at you? |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1980 |
Tell me about this human in your pocket. |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
1981 |
This makes you feel rotten, because? |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1982 |
You have nightmares about being hung from a tree? |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1983 |
Life is fruitless. |
1.3030 |
0.11906 |
33 |
27 |
2 |
4 |
1984 |
My whole life's been a slip-up. |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
1985 |
No, you are not delusional. You really are a banana. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
1986 |
It wasn't your fault. It was a Freudian slip. |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
1987 |
How long has it been since he split? |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
1988 |
'And you think the Freudian kind is taken more seriously than yours?' |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1989 |
I always thought you looked like a slippery character |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1990 |
I think there might be a link between your sense of internal emptiness and your compulsion to make people slip up in public. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1991 |
O.K., so you gave him the slip. What happened next? |
1.3030 |
0.08124 |
33 |
23 |
10 |
0 |
1992 |
Your problems stem from low potassium levels. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
1993 |
You say they stepped all over you, how did you feel about that? |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
1994 |
Only you can say if it was really an accident. |
1.3030 |
0.08124 |
33 |
23 |
10 |
0 |
1995 |
A Freudian slip you say... |
1.3023 |
0.09722 |
43 |
34 |
5 |
4 |
1996 |
Let's re-visit your cereal and milk obsession. |
1.3019 |
0.07893 |
53 |
40 |
10 |
3 |
1997 |
So, you have trouble with your partner saying he's top banana when everyone else can see you're appeal? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
1998 |
You don't have to let your mother's split personality define you. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
1999 |
Was it really that funny? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2000 |
So, your're afraid she'll dump you when she discovers that you're not really a plantain, just a plain old banana, banana peel at that? I'd be worried too. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2001 |
I didn't think the split would affect me this way. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2002 |
How are you feeling about the split now? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2003 |
I understand you're not peeling very well. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2004 |
What made you think you could slip that by me? |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2005 |
I keep dreaming I'm an orange peel. Am I crazy? |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2006 |
Then the slipping, falling, cracking, and screaming. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2007 |
So you have a phobia about being stepped on for laughs? |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2008 |
Do you feel empty in your own skin? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2009 |
And why do you always refer to Monkey's as bastards ? |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2010 |
You can't keep letting people get under your skin. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2011 |
Let's talk about why you think you have a split personality. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2012 |
Let me get this straight; you caused the Freudian slip? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2013 |
When did you first have this feeling that you're on a slippery slope? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2014 |
Let's talk more about your parent's split. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2015 |
Why do you think you caused the accident? |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2016 |
At some point you'll have to get a grip. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2017 |
Tell me more about your feeling empty inside. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2018 |
That's not exactly what I meant when I said we would start to peel away some layers. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2019 |
. . . and you think that last slip might have been a Freudian one? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2020 |
And how long has it been since you landed a dramatic role? |
1.3000 |
0.12821 |
30 |
25 |
1 |
4 |
2021 |
Yes, you remain appealing. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2022 |
We have to end there. I have a desert island coming in at 3:00. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2023 |
You know sometimes a banana peel is just a banana peel |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2024 |
Sorry I can't see you anymore- I'm now limiting my practice to vegetables |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2025 |
Don't feel guilty - you were stepped on! |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2026 |
I'd like to discuss your sudden weight loss. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2027 |
It's not easy to come here and have your skin peeled back! |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2028 |
What do you mean when you say you sometimes go bananas? |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2029 |
You can't blame yourself for that accident. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2030 |
You suffer from a split personality. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2031 |
I'm afraid if I split, I'll just become another cliche |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2032 |
It's perfectly natural to feel empty at a time like this. |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2033 |
You're making progress but your slipping a little |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2034 |
I just feel like something is missing inside. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2035 |
It is a slippery slope, indeed... |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2036 |
So how long ago did Carmen leave you? |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2037 |
It would be unethical for me to acknowledge your appeal. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2038 |
How do you mean, "empty"? |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2039 |
Okay... you met the gorilla your dreams... and then what? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2040 |
But why do you think you feel so empty inside? |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2041 |
And how did the split make you feel? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2042 |
You can't appeal to everyone. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2043 |
When they called you yellow..how did that make you peel? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2044 |
when did this sense of emptiness begin and how do you feel about it? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2045 |
From what you've told me in our sessions, you may suffer from split personality disorder. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2046 |
Still feeling empty inside? |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2047 |
After what you've experienced I'm not suprised that you feel empty inside. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2048 |
Why do you think people step all over you? |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2049 |
I don't think he meant disrespect by calling you 'chiquita.' |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2050 |
Yes, you are THE slippery slope. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2051 |
Tell me more about this feeling that your life is just a series of jokes. |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2052 |
What's this about Harry Belafonte? |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2053 |
Do you often have these urges to expose yourself? |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2054 |
I'm referring you to another therapist who does not have food issues. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2055 |
This Trump hairpiece idea is a delusion. |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2056 |
And in this dream, what is in your pocket? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2057 |
Sometimes I just feel so empty inside. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2058 |
You're not alone, Mr. Thompson -- people tell ME that I'm not a real therapist. |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2059 |
Stop obsessing about your black spots. You look great for two days old. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2060 |
What I'm gathering from our conversation is that you feel empty inside. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2061 |
Elaborate on how you and your bunch slipped across the border. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2062 |
Why do you hurt the people who are closest to you? |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2063 |
Now that you've finally opened up, I can see that you're truly empty inside. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2064 |
It might be something as simple as having 'Low T'... |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2065 |
I'm tired of people walking all over me. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2066 |
You're a banana peel. Of course people hate you. I hate you. |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2067 |
And what exactly makes you feel these slips are Freudian? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2068 |
When did you first realize you are an empty suit? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2069 |
I think that we are on a slippery subject here. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2070 |
So, it's obvious why you're here. You should know I charge a bunch. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2071 |
Yes, I find you appealing. Is that wrong? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2072 |
You may have lost your inner self by trying to nourish others |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2073 |
He left you. How does that make you peel? |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2074 |
I see you've already met my therapy dog. |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2075 |
Yes, you have no banana! |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2076 |
Let's work through your guilt feelings about the fall. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2077 |
At least you're no longer green with envy. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2078 |
Let's talk about your split. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2079 |
Do you feel guilty about making so many others slip up? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2080 |
Well no, that's not really what "Freudian slip" means... |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2081 |
If you weren't my therapist and I wasn't a banana, would you.... |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2082 |
That's just your paranoia, not everyone thinks you're a joke. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2083 |
So tell me. When exactly did you start feeling things slipping away? |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2084 |
I see what you're doing! Peeling me with your eyes. |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2085 |
Yes. There is more to life than just pratfalls. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2086 |
Why do you feel that he won't fall for you? |
1.3000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
29 |
10 |
1 |
2087 |
They laugh at you because they fear you. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2088 |
When did you start having this feeling of emptiness? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2089 |
Do you think all women find you appealing? |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2090 |
It is sad you lost Grandma, but there are millions of other Nanas out there. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2091 |
You've slipped a little since our last session. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2092 |
"Can we talk about this latest slip? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2093 |
Let’s circle back to your comment about feeling empty inside. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2094 |
I find you very apealing. |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2095 |
So how did that make you feel when you got stepped on? |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2096 |
Your delusions have taken on a decidedly realistic character, Mr. Cavendish! |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2097 |
She got under your skin but we can work on it. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2098 |
Whenever I slip up, everyone laughs. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2099 |
And instead of taking me to the compost, this putz had the nerve to dump me in the trash, like I'm garbage or something. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2100 |
So, you're always getting stepped on. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2101 |
Slips happen |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2102 |
Yellow is a color, not an emotion. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2103 |
You say it feels like everyone in your life keeps slipping away? |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2104 |
When I told you last week to work on being more appealing to others, I didn't think you'd take me literally. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2105 |
I have a Ph.d. in psychology, abnormal psychology, and a frequent shopper's card at the Fruit Emporium. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2106 |
Why do you say you´ve lost your inner self? |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2107 |
Why do you think it was a Freudian slip? |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2108 |
...and then there was the time my own Freuder –ahem– father, slipped on me! |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2109 |
And so then the banana split? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2110 |
You can't keep putting yourself in those situations. |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2111 |
No, your lack of tears doesn't surprise me. Most banana peels take two years to break down. |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2112 |
It wasn't your fault-she slipped and fell! |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2113 |
Have you considered that you really are all peel, no banana? |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2114 |
My parents split. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2115 |
You're not top banana anymore and that's got you depressed. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2116 |
So he decided to split with you on Sunday over another banana? |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2117 |
You fear being purposely thrown down so someone can slip on you? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2118 |
So you're saying that it wasn't your decision to split? |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2119 |
They're not laughing at you. They're laughing at what you've caused. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2120 |
Try thinking of yourself as a simple fruit instead of a complex carb. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2121 |
Doc, I'm just sick of always getting stepped on. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2122 |
Tell me more about these feelings of emptiness. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2123 |
It sounds like a classic Freudian slip. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2124 |
OK, can I now speak to Mr. Apple? |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2125 |
I come from a blended family. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2126 |
People say I bring them down |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2127 |
Tell me more about these abandonment issues. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2128 |
Sorry, you can't copyright the Freudian slip. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2129 |
I was the only one in my bunch who didn't make Chiquita. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2130 |
Well most of my patients ARE fruits! |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
2131 |
Sounds like you've been slipping up. |
1.3000 |
0.12821 |
30 |
25 |
1 |
4 |
2132 |
I can see how that moment left you empty inside. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2133 |
This recent split really took a toll on me |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
2134 |
If you don't talk about your feelings, I'm afraid you'll just slip back into your old habits. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
2135 |
So, you just split? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
2136 |
. . . and you said you went . . . what? |
1.3000 |
0.10253 |
40 |
32 |
4 |
4 |
2137 |
It doesn't matter what anyone says, you do have appeal. |
1.2982 |
0.07902 |
57 |
44 |
9 |
4 |
2138 |
Internal medicine is not my forte, but I believe your potassium level is slipping. |
1.2979 |
0.08557 |
47 |
36 |
8 |
3 |
2139 |
So, have you always thought of yourself as 'appealing'? |
1.2973 |
0.09384 |
37 |
28 |
7 |
2 |
2140 |
And you were still living as a male then? |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
2141 |
What you are saying is that after being a comedy movie prop for so long, you think that you would like to direct. |
1.2973 |
0.10867 |
37 |
30 |
3 |
4 |
2142 |
You know, Doctor, I don't think switching chairs is helping. |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
2143 |
And why do you think you don't feel complete? |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
2144 |
No more Freudian slip jokes, OK? |
1.2973 |
0.10867 |
37 |
30 |
3 |
4 |
2145 |
At what point did you realize you were going bananas? |
1.2973 |
0.08547 |
37 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
2146 |
Maybe you should embrace the fact that you can be funny and scary at the same instant. |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
2147 |
I'm so tired of being blamed for everybody's slip-ups! |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
2148 |
Have you ever considered that maybe they're not laughing at you, that maybe they're laughing with you. |
1.2969 |
0.06929 |
64 |
48 |
13 |
3 |
2149 |
You can't peel back more layers, or you won't? |
1.2963 |
0.10425 |
27 |
20 |
6 |
1 |
2150 |
That empty feeling could take you down a slippery slope... |
1.2963 |
0.11712 |
27 |
21 |
4 |
2 |
2151 |
So why do you feel that "It's all a big joke"? |
1.2963 |
0.10425 |
27 |
20 |
6 |
1 |
2152 |
One more Freudian slip and you will have to find another therapist, ok? |
1.2963 |
0.10425 |
27 |
20 |
6 |
1 |
2153 |
You feel you are an accident waiting to happen, part of some cosmic, slapstick joke? |
1.2963 |
0.11712 |
27 |
21 |
4 |
2 |
2154 |
One more Freudian slip joke and this session is over. |
1.2963 |
0.10425 |
27 |
20 |
6 |
1 |
2155 |
I feel you slipping away |
1.2963 |
0.11712 |
27 |
21 |
4 |
2 |
2156 |
It's because I was discarded that made me hurt other people. |
1.2963 |
0.11712 |
27 |
21 |
4 |
2 |
2157 |
And how did it make you feel when he treated you like discarded trash? |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
2158 |
What's eating you this time? |
1.2963 |
0.10425 |
27 |
20 |
6 |
1 |
2159 |
What did you expect? You were smothering her. |
1.2963 |
0.12871 |
27 |
22 |
2 |
3 |
2160 |
Okay. So you're tired of being set up as the fall guy. |
1.2955 |
0.07680 |
44 |
32 |
11 |
1 |
2161 |
Freudian slip jokes? You're right. Not funny. |
1.2955 |
0.08951 |
44 |
34 |
7 |
3 |
2162 |
Good news and bad news: You are not delusional |
1.2951 |
0.07146 |
61 |
46 |
12 |
3 |
2163 |
Tell me about the clowns again. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
2164 |
What you're describing is separation anxiety and, given your time together, that's perfectly normal. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
2165 |
It doesn't matter what I think. Do YOU think your life has been one big joke? |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
2166 |
I've never felt more fruitless. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
2167 |
And since when have you had this feeling of emptiness? |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
2168 |
No, I don't think you're all peel and no banana. |
1.2941 |
0.07564 |
51 |
38 |
11 |
2 |
2169 |
What does 'produce' mean to you? |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
2170 |
Is that a banana peel on my couch? Or are you just glad to see me? |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
2171 |
And just what makes you think you're not appealing? |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
2172 |
I agree. It's definitely hate speech to use the term "Going bananas". |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
2173 |
Yes, I promise, no Freudian slip jokes. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
2174 |
And how long have you had this feeling of everyone wanting you to be stepped on? |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
2175 |
So you finally fulfilled your fantasy about oral sex. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
2176 |
You were having dessert and your banana split? |
1.2941 |
0.08065 |
51 |
39 |
9 |
3 |
2177 |
Well you may have lost your inner self, but you still have appeal |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
2178 |
So, why do you find it distasteful when she calls you her top banana? |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
2179 |
You need to stop letting people step all over you. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
2180 |
You're not an enabler, everyone has a slip now and then |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
2181 |
What eats you? |
1.2917 |
0.11228 |
24 |
18 |
5 |
1 |
2182 |
Yes, you do have a remarkable ability to become whatever you want to be. Nevertheless, until the Supreme Court reverses its decision, let's stick with what's on your birth certificate. |
1.2917 |
0.12739 |
24 |
19 |
3 |
2 |
2183 |
So...You slipped again? |
1.2917 |
0.08400 |
48 |
37 |
8 |
3 |
2184 |
I sense there's something missing in your life. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2185 |
You are experiencing a kind of penis envy... |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
2186 |
I said, "Reveal your INNER self! |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2187 |
...and you feel responsible for your parents split? |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2188 |
I'm referring you out. I don't treat fruits. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
2189 |
You lost a part of yourself that day, so it's not uncommon to still feel bruised from the experience. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2190 |
Then she got all nuts, so I split. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2191 |
Once and for all, it's never coming back. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2192 |
We generally don't mean banana peels when we talk about Freudian slips. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
2193 |
This void you feel, I'm afraid it is real. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
2194 |
It seems like everything is one big punchline to you. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2195 |
Yes, anyone can blame you, but why do you accept that blame? |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
2196 |
I know you are a peeling but that's not what I meant |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
2197 |
When we peel back the layers you'll realize you're not to blame for others fallings. |
1.2903 |
0.08287 |
31 |
22 |
9 |
0 |
2198 |
A man stepped on you...go on... |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
2199 |
Exactly when did you feel your relationship start to slip? |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2200 |
Yes, it's a very slippery slope |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
2201 |
I'm in a funk. Sure I've got a tough exterior, but I'm completely empty inside. |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
2202 |
We're on a slippery slope here. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2203 |
Yes, you are a fruit. Deal with it. |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
2204 |
I don't know if she slipped away because I'm empty or if I'm empty because she slipped away. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2205 |
Our time's up. Please slip on out the side door. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2206 |
Everyone is waiting for me to slip up. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
2207 |
So you're saying that these feelings of unworthiness, of inadequacy, came just after you were named Top Banana? |
1.2903 |
0.08287 |
31 |
22 |
9 |
0 |
2208 |
Aha, when did you start feeling "empty?" |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
2209 |
Don't be hard on yourself - the guy who just left here was a real nut! |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2210 |
I don't know if I should help you or compost you. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
2211 |
When did you first start to feel unappealing? |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
2212 |
And what makes you think they're not laughing with you? |
1.2903 |
0.08287 |
31 |
22 |
9 |
0 |
2213 |
I used to get a million laughs, then along came attorneys |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
2214 |
How does the split make you feel? |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2215 |
I want to make sure I'm understanding...what I'm hearing you say is that you feel people are avoiding you when they walk into a room and they see you? |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
2216 |
I just feel that life is slipping by me |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
2217 |
I'm loaded with potassium, high in fibre and very popular as an up and go snack, so why am I here...? Well the truth is, I've always wanted to be a couch potato... |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
2218 |
I see your only skin deep. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2219 |
So you're saying you felt used? |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2220 |
And you're convinced that if people don't avoid you then something terrible could happen? |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
2221 |
Let's find a better way to say "crazy". |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2222 |
No....at worst you're a mere enabler. |
1.2857 |
0.08544 |
42 |
32 |
8 |
2 |
2223 |
So, you say you lost your inner self when you went bananas. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2224 |
Tell me more about this obsession with composting. |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
2225 |
Well, I find you "appealing". |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
2226 |
Chiquita, it's not your fault. But it is your problem. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2227 |
How did you peel after our last session? |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2228 |
Tell me more about how you feel like a bruised shell of your former self. |
1.2857 |
0.12448 |
28 |
23 |
2 |
3 |
2229 |
So your mother was really a plantain...... |
1.2857 |
0.08694 |
28 |
20 |
8 |
0 |
2230 |
So when he stepped on you, how did that make you feel? |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2231 |
That's getting into a slippery slope. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2232 |
So tell me how you are peeling today. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2233 |
Another split personality issue flare up, huh? |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
2234 |
I love the effort, but in our last session I said we were going to explore how you FEEL. |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
2235 |
"So I understand you come from a blended family"!! |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2236 |
It seems you need others to fall to feel good about yourself. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2237 |
Let's not let anything slip through the cracks. |
1.2857 |
0.12448 |
28 |
23 |
2 |
3 |
2238 |
Don't take it personally. Chickens have been funnier than banana peels for a long time. |
1.2857 |
0.07835 |
42 |
31 |
10 |
1 |
2239 |
Of course you are appealing... |
1.2857 |
0.08248 |
49 |
38 |
8 |
3 |
2240 |
No wonder you feel guilty again. How often have I insisted that you stay away from sidewalks? |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
2241 |
Why do you think you enjoy making people slip up? |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2242 |
As Camus said, we must learn to live without appeal. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2243 |
I know you feel empty inside, but try and stay positive – someone could slip on you and that would be hilarious. |
1.2857 |
0.07942 |
56 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
2244 |
When was the first time you felt "hollow inside?" |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2245 |
Let's go back to the time you made that Freudian slip... |
1.2857 |
0.08248 |
49 |
38 |
8 |
3 |
2246 |
Of course your best years are behind you. But, you can still make people laugh! |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2247 |
Ever since I opened up to you it has felt like something went missing. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2248 |
I prefer not to be called Chiquita. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2249 |
Court appointed psych evaluation for a slip and fall offender |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2250 |
Tell me more about that dream where Freud steps on you... |
1.2857 |
0.08694 |
28 |
20 |
8 |
0 |
2251 |
So tell me more about this sense of emptiness you have been feeling. |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
2252 |
I'm in a love triangle with vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
2253 |
I think you can stop second-guessing your own premise. If you think they set you up to be the fall guy, then they probably did. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2254 |
I don't know, how does a housewife eat a banana? |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
2255 |
We call it "phantom banana syndrome" |
1.2857 |
0.12448 |
28 |
23 |
2 |
3 |
2256 |
Tell me more about your father. You said he was always just hanging around? |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2257 |
And you're insulted when people call you a fruit? |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2258 |
I don't know how to tell you this, but that whole 'getting eaten' thing was not a dream. |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
2259 |
So you've been slipping back into the same old habits? |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
2260 |
Everybody started falling for me after I lost all the weight. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2261 |
What do you mean "jump right out of your skin"? |
1.2857 |
0.08694 |
28 |
20 |
8 |
0 |
2262 |
Despite your loss, let's not minimize your worth as an excellent source of dietary fiber and potassium. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
2263 |
How long have you felt that you were more of a plantain? |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2264 |
Why do you feel like your emptiness is inherently comic? |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
2265 |
Tell me why you think you're not appealing? |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2266 |
I'll be charging you double because of the split personality. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2267 |
She tore out my insides. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
2268 |
And how did you feel when Donald Trump started to call you 'Slippery Pete'? |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
2269 |
Opening up...finally. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
2270 |
It's OK...I'll consider that a Freudian slip. |
1.2857 |
0.08694 |
28 |
20 |
8 |
0 |
2271 |
I can't stress it enough but your empty feeling has nothing to do with your mother. |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
2272 |
So, you're feeling incomplete ... |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
2273 |
Do you see now, that its not your fault they slipped? |
1.2821 |
0.09684 |
39 |
31 |
5 |
3 |
2274 |
Take a deep breath, and repeat to yourself "I'm more than a punchline, I'm more than a punchline". |
1.2821 |
0.09684 |
39 |
31 |
5 |
3 |
2275 |
Then she said dating me was a slippery slope. |
1.2821 |
0.08960 |
39 |
30 |
7 |
2 |
2276 |
When did you get the feeling that you are no longer appealing? |
1.2821 |
0.08960 |
39 |
30 |
7 |
2 |
2277 |
How long have you been unfulfilled? |
1.2821 |
0.08960 |
39 |
30 |
7 |
2 |
2278 |
I'm suspecting a potassium deficiency. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
2279 |
I'd say you have a slippery personality. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
2280 |
Can you say more about why you feel discarded? |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
2281 |
So the banana split but you still have appeal. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
2282 |
So this emptiness you've been feeling.... |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
2283 |
Tell me about your relationship with Chiquita. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
2284 |
My future feels like a slippery slope |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
2285 |
It's progress that you finally opened up to me! |
1.2812 |
0.08075 |
32 |
23 |
9 |
0 |
2286 |
And what makes you think that people find you dangerous? |
1.2800 |
0.09165 |
25 |
18 |
7 |
0 |
2287 |
So, how does it feel to fall for someone else? |
1.2800 |
0.10832 |
25 |
19 |
5 |
1 |
2288 |
OK. Start with Cruz, |
1.2800 |
0.12275 |
25 |
20 |
3 |
2 |
2289 |
I think you might be taking 'Freudian Slip' too seriously. |
1.2800 |
0.10832 |
25 |
19 |
5 |
1 |
2290 |
Still having that nightmare where everyone watches where they’re going? |
1.2800 |
0.09165 |
25 |
18 |
7 |
0 |
2291 |
Try thinking of all the mirth you bring to others. |
1.2800 |
0.12275 |
25 |
20 |
3 |
2 |
2292 |
It's only Freudian if you subconsciously wanted them to slip. |
1.2800 |
0.10832 |
25 |
19 |
5 |
1 |
2293 |
Why is it only clutzes who fall for me? |
1.2800 |
0.10832 |
25 |
19 |
5 |
1 |
2294 |
It's been six months, Lucille. I don't think he's coming back. |
1.2800 |
0.08101 |
50 |
39 |
8 |
3 |
2295 |
You feel like everything around you is slipping into chaos? |
1.2800 |
0.10832 |
25 |
19 |
5 |
1 |
2296 |
so, how often do you get the feeling that people are walking all over you? |
1.2791 |
0.08370 |
43 |
33 |
8 |
2 |
2297 |
Your rationalizations are a slippery slope. |
1.2791 |
0.09007 |
43 |
34 |
6 |
3 |
2298 |
I just don't understand your appeal. |
1.2787 |
0.07064 |
61 |
47 |
11 |
3 |
2299 |
But there can only be ONE top banana! |
1.2787 |
0.07441 |
61 |
48 |
9 |
4 |
2300 |
Please stay off my floor--no need to make a Freudian slip. |
1.2778 |
0.15771 |
18 |
15 |
1 |
2 |
2301 |
So I understand you are "Chiquita" but now want to be "United Fruit" ? |
1.2778 |
0.09437 |
36 |
28 |
6 |
2 |
2302 |
I was recommended by your friend the Orange? |
1.2778 |
0.10244 |
36 |
29 |
4 |
3 |
2303 |
Don't slip on your way out. |
1.2778 |
0.09437 |
36 |
28 |
6 |
2 |
2304 |
I feel like rubbish. |
1.2778 |
0.10244 |
36 |
29 |
4 |
3 |
2305 |
Don't feel bad, he could have just as easily been hit by a truck. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2306 |
Technically you have one foot on a naugahyde. |
1.2759 |
0.12051 |
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2307 |
I can see now why your wife left you for a cucumber. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
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22 |
6 |
1 |
2308 |
I just can't peel back any more layers. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
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4 |
2 |
2309 |
Believe me, I know what it's like to be stepped on. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
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22 |
6 |
1 |
2310 |
And you say he abandoned you at a condom demonstration? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2311 |
I'm afraid that you are headed toward a slippery slope . |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
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2 |
2312 |
What can I say, sometimes a banana is just a banana. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
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1 |
2313 |
We all feel empty from time to time! |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2314 |
Last week you were a cockroach |
1.2759 |
0.12051 |
29 |
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3 |
2315 |
I feel like there's something missing. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
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2 |
2316 |
Explain what you mean by "slipped up." |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
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21 |
8 |
0 |
2317 |
How do you feel when people insist that, biologically, you're a berry? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2318 |
How does it make you feel when you can't get approval from the top banana ? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
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23 |
4 |
2 |
2319 |
So, tell me more about this feeling of emptiness you say you've been experiencing. |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2320 |
Don't worry, you'll get stepped on one day. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2321 |
First, let's lose that negative self-image, OK? Your appeal is that you're a peel. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
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23 |
4 |
2 |
2322 |
You aren't going to tell me that Freudian slip joke again, are you? |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
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22 |
6 |
1 |
2323 |
Well, split personality is considered an outdated diagnosis. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2324 |
Being degradable doesn't give people the right to degrade you. |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2325 |
let's discuss why you believe you're unappealing |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2326 |
Take me back to your parents' split. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2327 |
So it seems like everyone is blaming you for their downfall? |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2328 |
Let's try and peel back some more layers |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2329 |
So you feel like you're heading down a slippery slope. |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2330 |
So you're not top banana anymore ...... get over it! |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2331 |
Is that a banana on your cushion or are you just happy to see me? |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2332 |
So . . . you think that your life lacks substance? |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2333 |
You may be experiencing split personality. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2334 |
Could there be any way you're contributing to how all these relationships end? |
1.2759 |
0.12051 |
29 |
24 |
2 |
3 |
2335 |
So it is the feelings of inadequacy and lack of recognition for making the actual Freud slip...? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2336 |
You use your slipperiness as your greatest defense, but deep inside, you feel truly empty. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2337 |
And how did that make you feel -- the no-slip sole? |
1.2759 |
0.13033 |
29 |
25 |
0 |
4 |
2338 |
So you pursued a comedy career to compensate for your feelings of being discarded. Tell me more. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2339 |
Let's begin by peeling off the layers. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2340 |
So you say you felt hollow, empty, like a shell of what you once were... |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2341 |
Why do you think you cause so many others to slip up? |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2342 |
How does that make you feel when you're called a fruit? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2343 |
He just made like a banana and split. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2344 |
Subject complains of not peeling well and trouble with slipping. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2345 |
So you used to be top-banana on Broadway, but aging made you lose your appeal? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2346 |
I'm headed for a split. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2347 |
Your actions will lead you down a slippery slope. |
1.2759 |
0.12051 |
29 |
24 |
2 |
3 |
2348 |
You appear to be suffering from a classic case of banandonment. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2349 |
I don't know what it is. I just have this empty feeling. |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2350 |
So, you're tired of being constantly cast aside. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2351 |
And when he slipped, how did that make you peel? |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2352 |
Trust me, you are a peeling! |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2353 |
Even though you say you feel empty inside, she cannot deny you're a peel. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2354 |
How long has this been eating you alive inside? |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2355 |
You can't let one slip up bring you down. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2356 |
You've got five seconds to get that banana back in the peel. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2357 |
Do you think you’re doing anything to contribute to this problem? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2358 |
Our goal is to face slapstick without the guilt. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2359 |
That's not really what we consider a Freudian slip. |
1.2759 |
0.12051 |
29 |
24 |
2 |
3 |
2360 |
There better not be a banana in my tailpipe. |
1.2759 |
0.12051 |
29 |
24 |
2 |
3 |
2361 |
Tell me, why do you feel so unfulfilled? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2362 |
You're not bananas; it's OK to feel empty inside. |
1.2759 |
0.12051 |
29 |
24 |
2 |
3 |
2363 |
You don’t think you’re appealing? |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2364 |
Tell me more about your mother's split personality. |
1.2759 |
0.12051 |
29 |
24 |
2 |
3 |
2365 |
Oh... that's not normally what is meant when you say your wife wanted to split. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2366 |
Tell me about the split, again. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2367 |
We were a fun bunch, now I feel totally ripped off and discarded. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2368 |
I won't give a group rate for a split personality. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2369 |
It's normal. I'd say that most peels feel empty inside. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2370 |
I told you I was going bananas. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2371 |
I think you'd be happier with a Freudian analyst. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2372 |
We've gone over this before. Elvis was a drug addict. You have to stop blaming yourself. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2373 |
Slipped up again, did we? |
1.2759 |
0.12051 |
29 |
24 |
2 |
3 |
2374 |
And how does it feel to no longer be a phallic symbol? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2375 |
How long have you felt that people avoid you? |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2376 |
I feel empty since our split. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2377 |
Now that my appearance has changed...I don't know which bathroom to use ? |
1.2759 |
0.12051 |
29 |
24 |
2 |
3 |
2378 |
Please, not another joke about Freudian Slips. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2379 |
Ever since the split, I feel like my insides have been eaten out. |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2380 |
So, you think your slipping and something inside you is missing? |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2381 |
So what makes you think you aren't appealing? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2382 |
Let's peel back the layers on how your parents slipped up. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2383 |
How do you think I feel, talking to a banana peel? |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2384 |
It appears that therapy has gotten under your skin. |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2385 |
Of course you feel like one more slip and it's all over. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2386 |
It sounds like you are realizing that drugs, sex and money will not fill the void. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2387 |
Unfortunately, split personalities run in your family. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2388 |
Yes, I guess you're appealing in an organic sort of way. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2389 |
I need your advice. I slipped up again. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2390 |
You still have appeal. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2391 |
Look on the bright side. You've still got appeal. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2392 |
So you're now feeling like the second banana ? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2393 |
You splay, I cross, that's why it's not gonna happen. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2394 |
How long have you had this feeling that you're just an empty suit...? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2395 |
Doc, I have nothing left inside. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2396 |
When he slipped, how did you feel about that? |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2397 |
Yes, it is possible to have a good split. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2398 |
Taking people down for laughs—have you considered how it might hurt them? |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2399 |
Sorry. Slip of the tongue. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2400 |
It's not unusual for a patient to split when therapy becomes uncomfortable. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2401 |
I can't believe I fell for you. |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2402 |
So your last relationship left you feeling empty . . . |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2403 |
They put you in the refrigerator? That's cold! |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2404 |
We all have slips. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2405 |
Girls fall for me, Doc. I'm tellin' ya. One slip and they fall for me. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2406 |
At some stage we will have to move on from your feelings of being used only for a laugh and address your fear of peanut butter and bread. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2407 |
This is not what I meant when I said you should re-evaluate your core beliefs. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2408 |
And why do you feel unappealing? |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2409 |
So... you say you take pleasure in people stepping all over you, but you're not sure whether you're a masochist or a sadist? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2410 |
Doc, you don't get it! People are always try to avoid me in the streets. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2411 |
So you tell me how you peel? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2412 |
Tell me more about Costa Rica. |
1.2759 |
0.12051 |
29 |
24 |
2 |
3 |
2413 |
If you feel like a vegetable, it does not necessarily mean you're schizophrenic |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2414 |
You're a banana for God's sake. People are supposed to use you up and then throw you away. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2415 |
In spite of your brown spots, the clowns in your past, and your innate slipperiness, you still seem to have a certain appeal. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2416 |
I assure you it's off the record; you can slip away at any time. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2417 |
And how are we peeling...err, feeling today? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2418 |
Your mood issues might be caused by a potassium deficiency. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2419 |
Tell me about your parents' split. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2420 |
I never realized how much it took out of me to get that monkey off my back. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2421 |
You can't keep blaming yourself. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2422 |
Well, this is some troubling symbolism. |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
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21 |
8 |
0 |
2423 |
When did you first begin to experience this feeling you were slipping? |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2424 |
How long have you felt your appeal was slipping. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2425 |
Your wife has no reason to be jealous of me. Have HER psychiatrist check her potassium levels. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2426 |
I feel my appeal is slipping, Doctor |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2427 |
I can't believe I slipped up like that. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2428 |
You need to realize your own appeal and stop letting yourself always get stepped on in relationships. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2429 |
I just feel so hollow inside. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2430 |
I get thrown away, stepped on, and cursed.......I should be happy why ? |
1.2759 |
0.12051 |
29 |
24 |
2 |
3 |
2431 |
It's always what's on the outside that matters. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
2432 |
I just feel empty and angry,i want to hurt people make them slip and fall. |
1.2759 |
0.12051 |
29 |
24 |
2 |
3 |
2433 |
I just haven't felt appealing since we split.... |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
2434 |
What makes you think a split _has_ a personality? |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
2435 |
I don't know doc, I think I'm just tired of being sexually objectified. |
1.2750 |
0.08761 |
40 |
31 |
7 |
2 |
2436 |
How did you feel after being discarded? |
1.2750 |
0.09465 |
40 |
32 |
5 |
3 |
2437 |
Anything you say about a slip and fall lawsuit will be strictly confidential. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
2438 |
If you slip on me, would it be Freudian ? |
1.2727 |
0.13455 |
22 |
18 |
2 |
2 |
2439 |
So you blame yourself for that man's slip-and-fall? |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
2440 |
What makes you feel everyone is trying to avoid you? |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
2441 |
Tell me about your tree. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
2442 |
I guess you are not happy to see me. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
2443 |
So why are you tired of playing second banana? |
1.2727 |
0.10900 |
33 |
27 |
3 |
3 |
2444 |
So you think you're a catalyzing force in people's demise? |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
2445 |
Lets talk about your feelings of emptiness. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
2446 |
And how did you feel when he called you a fruit? |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
2447 |
Screw doctor-patient relations, you are appealing. |
1.2727 |
0.10900 |
33 |
27 |
3 |
3 |
2448 |
If I accept your premise that you are a monkey trapped in a man's body, will you get off the ceiling fan? |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
33 |
28 |
1 |
4 |
2449 |
I never thought I'd meet the Invisible Man. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
33 |
28 |
1 |
4 |
2450 |
Your insurance company will only pay for one of your split personalities. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
2451 |
Now i'm thinking the split was a good thing... |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
2452 |
Tell me more about how you caused your father's demise. |
1.2708 |
0.07133 |
48 |
36 |
11 |
1 |
2453 |
Yeah, I get it Mr. Dole, 'spilt' personalities are 'apeeling'. Clever. Now can we talk more about what the health teacher did to you? |
1.2703 |
0.09991 |
37 |
30 |
4 |
3 |
2454 |
Tell me more about these feelings of abandonment. |
1.2703 |
0.09209 |
37 |
29 |
6 |
2 |
2455 |
You need to find a thick-skinned role model. |
1.2703 |
0.08355 |
37 |
28 |
8 |
1 |
2456 |
I am going to say some words, and you just say the first fruit that comes to your mind. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2457 |
What makes you think that your life is merely a punchline to one big joke? |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2458 |
When we started you were green with envy, then you were yellow-bellied, and now this limp emptiness--I'm not sure you want to make progress. |
1.2692 |
0.08871 |
26 |
19 |
7 |
0 |
2459 |
I've never heard of a Freudian slip and fall. What's that like for you? |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2460 |
Will these bruises ever heal? |
1.2692 |
0.08871 |
26 |
19 |
7 |
0 |
2461 |
I think it's time you stopped trying to understand you're a peel, and just accept it. |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
2462 |
Yes, but why do you worry you won't be taken seriously? |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
2463 |
But you're more than a peeling. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2464 |
How often do you feel like this? |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2465 |
Tell me when you first realized that you were´t a couch potato? |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2466 |
Tell me more about feeling empty |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2467 |
No, an onion! We're trying to peel an onion here! |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
2468 |
Really now? You think you're opening up? |
1.2692 |
0.08871 |
26 |
19 |
7 |
0 |
2469 |
How do you feel about people falling all over you? |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2470 |
You need to become more comfortable in your own skin. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2471 |
Pleeeese, stop with the Freudian slip jokes! I get the irony. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2472 |
It wasn't a Freudian slip, it was just a regular slip. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2473 |
So you find yourself unappealing? |
1.2692 |
0.08871 |
26 |
19 |
7 |
0 |
2474 |
It depends on what your definition of "slip" is. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2475 |
I'm afraid I need to peel myself away--our time has slipped. |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
2476 |
How do you peel about that- ugh, sorry, trigger word. My mistake. |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
2477 |
I'm sorry I can't submit to your foot fetish. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2478 |
Let's talk about your recurring sense of emptiness. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2479 |
Why yes, I am Freudian trained. Why do you ask? |
1.2692 |
0.13077 |
26 |
22 |
1 |
3 |
2480 |
No I won't get back over there and finish my lunch, I am a real therapist, I am a real therapist |
1.2692 |
0.13077 |
26 |
22 |
1 |
3 |
2481 |
I'm glad to see you open up a little about your sex life. |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
2482 |
donkey kong ate my wife and children |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
2483 |
Who and what am I? |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
2484 |
Don't feel so guilty. Tell them it was just a Freudian slip. |
1.2692 |
0.08871 |
26 |
19 |
7 |
0 |
2485 |
No I would NOT like to slip into something more comfortable. |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
2486 |
It's no accident that you're here. |
1.2692 |
0.08871 |
26 |
19 |
7 |
0 |
2487 |
And when did you start feeling like an objective correlative? |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2488 |
How long have you felt like a joke? |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2489 |
I'm just here to peel away at the edges of the story. |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
2490 |
I wasn't even his second banana. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2491 |
And what makes you think you've lost your appeal? |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
2492 |
Why are all you macho guys called Chiquita? |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
2493 |
Low potassium? Oh, please........... |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
2494 |
Our relationship is just fruitless. |
1.2692 |
0.13077 |
26 |
22 |
1 |
3 |
2495 |
Define "Used fruit" |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2496 |
Tell me more about your Freudian slip. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2497 |
OK, let's peel back another layer. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2498 |
And why do you think it's eating you up inside? |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2499 |
You've opened up, but I'm concerned you're starting to push people away. |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
2500 |
I'm sorry, I suppose food chain is an inappropriate analogy, but you didn't like slippery slope either. |
1.2692 |
0.08871 |
26 |
19 |
7 |
0 |
2501 |
How long was it after he slipped that you began to have these feelings of guilt? |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
2502 |
Did she split or did you give her the slip? |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
2503 |
Mine is an inclusive practice--all gender identities, fauna, and flora. |
1.2692 |
0.08871 |
26 |
19 |
7 |
0 |
2504 |
It is not at all unnatural to encounter feelings of emptiness given your recent circumstances |
1.2692 |
0.08871 |
26 |
19 |
7 |
0 |
2505 |
How have you felt like a joke. |
1.2683 |
0.09255 |
41 |
33 |
5 |
3 |
2506 |
No Caitlyn, once it's gone, it's gone! |
1.2683 |
0.08571 |
41 |
32 |
7 |
2 |
2507 |
You can't blame yourself. Accidents happen. |
1.2683 |
0.07006 |
41 |
30 |
11 |
0 |
2508 |
How does that make you peel ... sorry, I mean feel? |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
2509 |
Sounds like a case of separation anxiety. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2510 |
Banana split personality IS a real diagnosis. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2511 |
Perhaps it was just a Freudian slip? |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
2512 |
Actually I deal with quite a lot of banana splits |
1.2667 |
0.07385 |
45 |
34 |
10 |
1 |
2513 |
Why do you feel that everyone thinks of you as a big joke? |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2514 |
"Sorry. He said 'CIGAR', not 'BANANA'. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
2515 |
No, I wouldn't say you're not appealing. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2516 |
So tell me, why do you think you're a couch potato? |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2517 |
I feel so used. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2518 |
What do you mean you're tired of tripping people up? |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
2519 |
Yes, I would say it should be quite normal to feel a little empty inside |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
2520 |
Yes, I believe you are having some type of separation anxiety, but let's dig deeper. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2521 |
Your not a fruit! Explain? |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2522 |
Alright Sigmund, sometimes a banana IS just a banana...is that what this is about? |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2523 |
I just feel like everything is slipping by me! |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2524 |
This reminds me, I have to pick up my groceries. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
2525 |
You're right, you are unappealing. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2526 |
I think we have achieved a breakthrough. You finally realize your life has not been fruitless. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
2527 |
She used me up, left me empty inside and just threw me away, Doc. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
2528 |
Why do you feel people avoid you and when did you start peeling this way? |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
2529 |
What do you mean 'banana envy' doctor? |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2530 |
I tend to lead to people's downfall. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2531 |
So, when did you first notice this sense of feeling hollow? |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
2532 |
What do YOU think the tailpipe dream means? |
1.2667 |
0.08040 |
45 |
35 |
8 |
2 |
2533 |
"So why do you think you're a banana peel?' |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
2534 |
I'm always typecast as the slippery guy |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2535 |
How dare you suggest I slip into something more comfortable! |
1.2667 |
0.11679 |
30 |
25 |
2 |
3 |
2536 |
I feel so empty inside, so very unapeeling. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
2537 |
So after the baby, he split? |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
2538 |
So when did you start feeling responsible for Freudian slips? |
1.2653 |
0.08638 |
49 |
40 |
5 |
4 |
2539 |
One Freudian slip, and they're going to blame it on you. |
1.2653 |
0.07590 |
49 |
38 |
9 |
2 |
2540 |
And how did it make you feel, being the youngest of six? |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2541 |
Tell me more about this emptiness you've been feeling. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2542 |
Looking at it positively, he may have left you but you still have a peel. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
2543 |
So.. have you always felt this "need" to make people slip and fall? |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2544 |
I feel like everyone avoids me |
1.2647 |
0.09728 |
34 |
27 |
5 |
2 |
2545 |
Not every slip is Freudian; sometimes it's just slapstick. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
2546 |
So talk to me about why you believe people fall on you all the time. |
1.2632 |
0.08992 |
38 |
30 |
6 |
2 |
2547 |
I thought I was pure banana. Then, I found out my mother was a plantain. |
1.2632 |
0.07239 |
38 |
28 |
10 |
0 |
2548 |
Don't feel bad. Fruedian slips are not your fault. |
1.2619 |
0.08389 |
42 |
33 |
7 |
2 |
2549 |
I feel guilty about the clown. |
1.2619 |
0.07666 |
42 |
32 |
9 |
1 |
2550 |
The question isn’t, why didn’t they laugh? The question is, why do you think it’s funny? |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
2551 |
I don't know Doc, I keep slipping up. |
1.2609 |
0.11277 |
23 |
18 |
4 |
1 |
2552 |
And why do you feel she was delighted over the split? |
1.2609 |
0.08475 |
46 |
37 |
6 |
3 |
2553 |
Do others often lay blame on you for their slip ups? |
1.2609 |
0.09362 |
23 |
17 |
6 |
0 |
2554 |
Help me understand why your Psychosexual development is stuck in the phallic stage. |
1.2609 |
0.06414 |
69 |
54 |
12 |
3 |
2555 |
Sorry, I am strictly Jungian. |
1.2609 |
0.11277 |
23 |
18 |
4 |
1 |
2556 |
So, you're still feeling empty? |
1.2609 |
0.09362 |
23 |
17 |
6 |
0 |
2557 |
And why do you feel like you're always the fall guy? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2558 |
Just keep telling yourself "It's not my fault. It's not my fault". |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2559 |
Yes, we have no banana. Sorry to disappoint you. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2560 |
No one said life is a bowl of bananas. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2561 |
"I see . . . . and how did that make you peel? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2562 |
so...what did YOU slip on? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2563 |
What you've described here is textbook penis envy. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2564 |
Your mother was a soda jerk? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2565 |
You need to let go of Curious George and get on with your life. |
1.2593 |
0.12623 |
27 |
23 |
1 |
3 |
2566 |
Tell me a little more about this "empty inside" feeling. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2567 |
But when they say they slipped on you, maybe it's just a metaphor. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2568 |
Tough skin, but empty inside. You remind me of my ex. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2569 |
You don't think it could've just been a Freudian slip? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2570 |
Tell me more about always feeling like the fall guy... |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2571 |
I can't take it anymore. I was organic before organic was cool. I almost had a run-in with kale last night. I used to be top dog for everyone's smoothie. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2572 |
And then...he gave me the slip ! |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2573 |
So how long have you thought you were a banana? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2574 |
Hmm, I doubt whipped cream and a cherry would fill that empty feeling for long. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2575 |
Your time is up. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2576 |
Do you think your need to joke about "Freudian slips" may be masking something deeper? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2577 |
You slipped up. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2578 |
It is normal to feel empty inside after a banana split. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2579 |
Excuse me, but it's MY job to peel back the layers |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2580 |
How many slip-ups is this? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2581 |
Diagnosis? Classic split personality. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2582 |
Unfortunately at your age I don't think you'll ever recover what you've lost. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2583 |
So, when did you start feeling you weren't appealing? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2584 |
While you do have appeal, your wife is asking, "What's on the inside?" |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2585 |
I think you may be suffering from a split personality. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2586 |
Lately, I feel so empty. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2587 |
Would you mind if I leave first? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2588 |
I was spoiled rotten as a kid. Now I have no backbone. |
1.2593 |
0.12623 |
27 |
23 |
1 |
3 |
2589 |
Do you know when you started feeling empty? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2590 |
Keep hanging out with that bunch and you'll lose your core value. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2591 |
My new in-laws are a bunch of nuts. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2592 |
It's natural to feel empty after a loss. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2593 |
I’m afraid that spending yet another session focusing on your abandonment issues may prove fruitless. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2594 |
What makes you believe you have a split personality? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2595 |
I know you feel empty inside, but don't you think it's wrong to blame all gorillas? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2596 |
Oh, I misunderstood. My receptionist said you were a *fried* plaintain. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2597 |
Not always. Sometimes a slip is just a slip. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2598 |
You have made such great progress unpeeling all those layers! |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2599 |
Mr. Peel, calling your entire family bananas does seem like a Freudian slip. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2600 |
Of course there's more to you than just physical humor. |
1.2593 |
0.12623 |
27 |
23 |
1 |
3 |
2601 |
Lately I just feel like I am slipping. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2602 |
So should we talk about how horrible chimpanzees are? |
1.2593 |
0.12623 |
27 |
23 |
1 |
3 |
2603 |
... and in what way did you used to be funny? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2604 |
How do you think I peel? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2605 |
It could very well be that people keep giving you the slip because you're just too appealing! |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2606 |
50 years since “Mellow Yellow”... . forget about being a sudden craze |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2607 |
So how do you peel? |
1.2593 |
0.12623 |
27 |
23 |
1 |
3 |
2608 |
I don't peel too well. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2609 |
So you think your divorce took a lot out of you? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2610 |
You'll have to be hospitalized. You're a danger to others. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2611 |
I believe you may have banana-split-personality. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2612 |
Don't look at my legs and I won't look at your skin. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2613 |
"I've been feeling better about the split, but I can't get over the fact that she just took everything and tossed me out the window like a banana peel". |
1.2593 |
0.12623 |
27 |
23 |
1 |
3 |
2614 |
Was that a slip, or are you holding yourself responsible? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2615 |
It's just a Freudian slip; let's move on. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2616 |
It's separation anxiety. But you still have appeal. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2617 |
So you're telling me that you think people walk all over you. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2618 |
But how do you feel when people walk on you? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2619 |
And when did you develop this irrational fear of apes? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2620 |
Fruitless? Yellow? Slippery? Can you be more specific? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2621 |
Causing pratfalls is an attempt to compensate for your impotence. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2622 |
Peel back the layers of denial, and what're we left with? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2623 |
No you're not paranoid you do make people slip up |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2624 |
No. I'm pretty sure Freud wouldn't have appreciated that kind of slip. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2625 |
Transitioning into observational comedy is a slippery slope. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2626 |
And you say you’re tired of being walked on? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2627 |
I just feel so lonely since she split. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2628 |
Do you really believe that there is no such thing as an accident? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2629 |
Again, I apologize... But surely can understand why someone might titter when you say you have a 'bunch' of problems. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2630 |
So how much has this separation cost you? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2631 |
So when did your partner split? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2632 |
So she told you that you have "a peel," but no substance underneath, hmm? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2633 |
I just can't shake this schadenfreude... |
1.2593 |
0.12623 |
27 |
23 |
1 |
3 |
2634 |
I still feel terrified whenever someone mentions monkeys, or zoos. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2635 |
It all started when my parents split |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2636 |
Yes, most peels go through separation anxiety. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2637 |
I don't know - somehow I feel as if things are just slipping away. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2638 |
I think this is a classic case of splitting. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2639 |
I'd like us to focus on your early relationship with the bunch. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2640 |
Your guilt is from a Freudian slip. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2641 |
It's only normal to be experiencing separation anxiety. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2642 |
I really can't win for losing; I'm either over or under ripe! |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2643 |
How long have you felt you've lost your true inner essence? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2644 |
So when did you start blaming yourself for the slips of others? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2645 |
I've been robbed of my sex appeal. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2646 |
Let me get this: "Peel peel bo-beel, Banana-fana po’ feel?" |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2647 |
I know — it's not funny when people avoid you. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2648 |
This feeling of emptiness, is it after the slip and fall? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2649 |
...I know, Rachael, but I assure you--you're genetically modified to NOT become your mother. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2650 |
Have you attempted suicide before? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2651 |
Orange you glad you split? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2652 |
'' But Nana, tell me why you feel so empty.'' |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2653 |
Clearly that ice cream parlor incident led to your split personality |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2654 |
He blames you? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2655 |
You have every right to feel "discarded"! |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2656 |
I'm sorry but 'Going Bananas' is not a billable diagnosis. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2657 |
Freudian slip duly noted. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2658 |
So, you think you are responsible for the slipups of others? |
1.2593 |
0.12623 |
27 |
23 |
1 |
3 |
2659 |
The good news is you're not going bananas. The bad news is it's cause you're already there. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2660 |
Yes, it is an unusually long time to remain in the phallic stage. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2661 |
You say you feel empty inside. Why do you think that is? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2662 |
So, I see you have lost your inner being. Tell me more. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2663 |
You always feel stepped on? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2664 |
And how did it make you feel. . . being tossed out on the sidewalk? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2665 |
So, since the split you've felt empty? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2666 |
Is this some sort of joke? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2667 |
i guess you slipped up when you split... |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2668 |
It's just that I feel so empty inside.... |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2669 |
Are you insecure about always being the "fall guy"? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2670 |
Admitting that the slip was Freudian has been a major breakthrough. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2671 |
Why do you feel its not easy being green? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2672 |
As Freud said, 'Sometimes it's just a banana.... |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2673 |
You're depressed because no one finds you appealing? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2674 |
And when did you first feel like you were going bananas? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2675 |
Let's discuss your fear of fruit-based puns. What do you find so unappealing about them? Is it just that you've heard them a bunch? Sorry, I'm going to split. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2676 |
So my wife got nuts and I split. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2677 |
You have to stop blaming yourself. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2678 |
So for once, you feel that you slipped up? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2679 |
How about we get in touch with your inner fruit? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2680 |
Size doesn't always matter. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2681 |
So, when did people start calling you passive aggressive? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2682 |
Split personality ? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2683 |
It was a difficult split and I know you may never get over it, but I'm sorry to say that's how sundaes are made... |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2684 |
So you feel that to be called "Chiquita" is sexist . . . ? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2685 |
So how long were you and this 'Chiquita' engaged? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2686 |
Is it possible she might just be clumsy? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2687 |
I've never felt tallied. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2688 |
So, he slipped. We all slip. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2689 |
Lets get past the fact that you are garbage, and move on to relationships. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2690 |
How long has it been since the banana split? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2691 |
And she said i was to blame for her freudian slips! |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2692 |
Why do you feel ice cream shops are the cause of your split personality? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2693 |
I think I know just the thing to help with your feelings of emptiness. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2694 |
So just when did you split |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2695 |
I was born on a plantation, moved to Hollywood but then I slipped up.......now I'm just a second banana. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2696 |
My whole life has been a joke..... |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2697 |
And so this reckless impulse to make people slip and fall, this started after the smoothie incident? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2698 |
Sometimes you work so hard to peel away a patient's exterior persona and there's just bupkis underneath it all. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2699 |
Let's begin with why you feel like you are prone to so many slipups. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2700 |
Do you often feel empty inside? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2701 |
You're not a nut case. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2702 |
So explain to me again why it's NOT what's on the inside that matters... |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2703 |
At what point did you start to feel him slipping away? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2704 |
My wife says I'm no longer her top banana. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2705 |
So you're depressed because your banana split, is that correct? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2706 |
You have to stop being the scapegoat for everyone else's slip ups! |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2707 |
When did you first feel like your life was just slipping away? |
1.2593 |
0.12623 |
27 |
23 |
1 |
3 |
2708 |
Maybe it's just transference, but I find you appealing, too. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2709 |
I think we're split on this issue... |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2710 |
What do you mean, you'll slip up one day too? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2711 |
Why do you feel you have no appeal? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2712 |
Tell me about that void you feel inside. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2713 |
"You keep saying 'slippery slope,' doctor. It's a little offensive, really. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2714 |
It's not so much that I feel empty inside, it's that I feel used. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2715 |
If you want to you can be as funny as pie in the face |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2716 |
Look, it's a slippery slope, but we can go there if you need to... |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2717 |
I don't understand, Doc. I just feel empty inside. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2718 |
You can't escape responsibility by calling it a Freudian slip. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2719 |
Yes, it's hard to get over a split. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2720 |
Yes, I think we'd all have to agree that your life has been one big stupid joke. So let's move on. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2721 |
So when did you start feeling life was slipping away? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2722 |
Do you think being called a fruit is an insult? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2723 |
Why do you feel that your life is a slippery slope? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2724 |
You need to stop tripping people up. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2725 |
...so you feel empty on the inside...like something very important is missing... |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2726 |
How did it make you feel when he peeled you? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
2727 |
I don't know... people just walk all over me and I find myself slipping into depression. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2728 |
ah Banana Ana Fo Fana, 'tis time for your fee fi fo fana |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2729 |
Well, I'd call that a classic Freudian slip. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2730 |
So when did this slippery-slope fixation begin? |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2731 |
And how does being cliche' make you feel? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2732 |
You shouldn't feel guilty just for making people laugh. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2733 |
I agree feelings of emptiness can be consistent with narcissistic personality disorder, but perhaps we've overlooked something. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2734 |
It really isn't what's inside that counts |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2735 |
And when did you first notice everything was slipping away? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2736 |
It sounds to me like you have a split personality. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2737 |
So,how long have you felt like you were really a plantain on the inside? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2738 |
Yes, I see many cases of banana split personality disorder. |
1.2593 |
0.12623 |
27 |
23 |
1 |
3 |
2739 |
. . . so then I said "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" and he peeled me. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
2740 |
I find you appealing despite your lack of substance. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
2741 |
I may not look like Freud, but I know a Freudian slip when I see one. |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2742 |
I just feel like I'm missing something. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2743 |
The wrong people just keep falling for me. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2744 |
What do YOU think a 60-year-old Austrian psychoanalyst in your dreams means? |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2745 |
Not to worry, it's slip covered. |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2746 |
I was nuts. Now I seem to be full-on bananas. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2747 |
You’ve got to let go of the guilt. They’re supposed to slip on you. |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2748 |
So, you say you are splitting up? |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2749 |
Looks like someone made my job easier. |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2750 |
Why do you think you're so prone to Freudian Slips? |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
2751 |
So, how did you feel when someone stepped on you, slipped and fell? |
1.2581 |
0.11329 |
31 |
26 |
2 |
3 |
2752 |
Oh, it slipped your mind, did it? |
1.2581 |
0.07989 |
31 |
23 |
8 |
0 |
2753 |
Comparing my childhood to my sister's is like apples and oranges, she said... |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
2754 |
Let's revisit your relationship with your mother...the whipped cream, the red cherry. Sounds like |