Contest #519


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519


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-04-25
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-05-08 (estimated)
Number of captions 4614
Number of responses 191935
Number of participants 7469


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 He's pro-gun, but I like his stance on migration. 1.9148 0.06023 176 64 63 49
1 Now that's what I call riding shotgun 1.9062 0.06065 160 55 65 40
2 We might be empty nesters sooner than we thought. 1.8811 0.06393 143 51 58 34
3 It must be great to be endangered. 1.8790 0.06843 157 68 40 49
4 Mockingbird, pretty sure. 1.8684 0.06646 152 62 48 42
5 This gives a whole new meaning to "riding shotgun." 1.8658 0.06220 149 54 61 34
6 Yes, but it's that self-destructive personality that makes his songs so memorable. 1.8652 0.06540 141 53 54 34
7 Does this make us bad parents? 1.8364 0.07806 110 47 34 29
8 It must be nice to be on the endangered species list. 1.8268 0.07424 127 57 35 35
9 Dave hasn't been himself since flying into that window. 1.8208 0.07317 106 41 43 22
10 Did she always take this position on guns? 1.8151 0.07057 119 48 45 26
11 He always liked to ride shotgun. 1.8091 0.07475 110 46 39 25
12 I'm really OK with being "the two in the bush". 1.7917 0.08366 96 44 28 24
13 Kevin is so cocky when he's out of season. 1.7857 0.09736 70 32 21 17
14 Well that's a mocking bird for ya. 1.7802 0.08387 91 41 29 21
15 Someone really should explain to Larry what "riding shotgun" means. 1.7800 0.07730 100 43 36 21
16 It took us years to get somebody in the inside. 1.7755 0.08015 98 44 32 22
17 We may not have covered every single thing before pushing him out of the nest.. 1.7692 0.07342 91 35 42 14
18 Wow, that Brass Balled Warbler really lives up to its name. 1.7684 0.08122 95 43 31 21
19 He says it's a better adrenaline rush than high-voltage power lines. 1.7684 0.07550 95 39 39 17
20 I don't think he understood when you said he could ride shotgun. 1.7582 0.08020 91 40 33 18
21 Sweetie, we might be empty nesters sooner than we thought. 1.7558 0.07922 86 36 35 15
22 I could be brave, too if I were out of season. 1.7556 0.07629 90 37 38 15
23 You never know who you'll get when you call for an Uber ride. 1.7556 0.07950 90 39 34 17
24 I'm pretty sure that's a Mockingbird. 1.7470 0.09045 83 41 22 20
25 His protected species request must have been approved. 1.7467 0.07615 75 28 38 9
26 She's taking a little too much advantage of her endangered species status, don't you think? 1.7442 0.08782 86 42 24 20
27 There he goes again, jumping the gun. 1.7429 0.08558 70 29 30 11
28 If I were a protected species, I would show off too. 1.7342 0.09135 79 39 22 18
29 I'm starting to think he's not college material. 1.7333 0.09762 60 27 22 11
30 Remember Son: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." 1.7264 0.07160 106 47 41 18
31 He's not brave. It's deer season. 1.7260 0.08994 73 34 25 14
32 Well, look who's going all Second Amendment on us. 1.7260 0.08780 73 33 27 13
33 I’m not one to interfere with natural selection. 1.7231 0.09433 65 30 23 12
34 Riding shotgun again! 1.7231 0.10402 65 34 15 16
35 Cuckoo maybe, but he's definitely not a chicken. 1.7222 0.08895 72 33 26 13
36 She's one of our embedded journalists... 1.7200 0.08396 75 33 30 12
37 When I was young, we sat on phone lines and waited for a freshly washed car. 1.7164 0.09701 67 33 20 14
38 I gotta tweet this. 1.7123 0.09452 73 37 20 16
39 Uh oh, looks like Helen is off her meds. 1.7101 0.08784 69 31 27 11
40 This is why we're endangered. 1.7097 0.10125 62 31 18 13
41 I've warned him it can be dangerous riding shotgun. 1.7083 0.09369 72 36 21 15
42 Wow! A Nonetoo Swift. You understandably don't see many of those. 1.7083 0.09976 72 39 15 18
43 It looks like Frankie's lasik didn't go well 1.7059 0.09840 68 35 18 15
44 I'm glad we're the two in the bush. 1.7049 0.10012 61 30 19 12
45 She's cute, Bob. You should just go over and talk to her. What's the worst that could happen? 1.7015 0.10203 67 36 15 16
46 That's what we get for homeschooling. 1.7015 0.09274 67 32 23 12
47 Canaries are brave. Not very bright, but brave. 1.7000 0.10442 60 31 16 13
48 He always rides shotgun when he travels 1.7000 0.08787 80 40 24 16
49 Stockholm Syndrome 1.6984 0.09229 63 29 24 10
50 Now THAT'S a mocking-bird. 1.6974 0.07497 76 31 37 8
51 It's called riding shotgun. 1.6970 0.10120 66 35 16 15
52 Why is it always our kid? 1.6923 0.10825 52 26 16 10
53 He's compensating for a small beak. 1.6901 0.08650 71 33 27 11
54 Teenagers. They think they're invincible. 1.6825 0.08414 63 27 29 7
55 Dumb and dumber. 1.6780 0.10382 59 31 16 12
56 Those protected species are such smart-asses. 1.6757 0.09448 74 40 18 16
57 It's called "riding shotgun" and it's a lot safer than it looks. 1.6721 0.10381 61 33 15 13
58 I guess we do have tiny brains. 1.6719 0.09722 64 33 19 12
59 You have to admire his stance on gun control. 1.6667 0.11215 54 30 12 12
60 We need to work on his landings. 1.6667 0.10899 54 29 14 11
61 Kids are calling it 'rifling'; say it's a real rush 1.6613 0.10270 62 34 15 13
62 It's my wife's idiot nephew. 1.6610 0.09853 59 30 19 10
63 Sure gives new meaning to "riding shotgun". 1.6604 0.10059 53 26 19 8
64 He is . . . The Most Interesting Bird in the World. 1.6557 0.09886 61 32 18 11
65 We have to get him out of there. Send him a Tweet. 1.6557 0.10159 61 33 16 12
66 I think we can stop worrying about his college fund. 1.6545 0.10451 55 29 16 10
67 These kids today with their extreme sports. 1.6538 0.10595 52 27 16 9
68 It beats working in the mines. 1.6538 0.09857 52 25 20 7
69 Studies show that it's safer than flying. 1.6500 0.09152 60 29 23 8
70 Well we always told him to keep his friends close and his enemies closer. 1.6481 0.09589 54 26 21 7
71 He’s a mockingbird 1.6481 0.10626 54 29 15 10
72 Looks like Stockholm syndrome to me 1.6481 0.10626 54 29 15 10
73 I can't wait to tweet about this. 1.6471 0.10783 51 27 15 9
74 I think we need to get ourselves a new lookout... 1.6471 0.10783 51 27 15 9
75 It's bold, it's daring, and it just might work. 1.6458 0.10092 48 23 19 6
76 Two clear cases of A.D.D. 1.6429 0.10329 56 30 16 10
77 He's left the nest. It's not our place to criticize his choice of friends. 1.6429 0.10329 56 30 16 10
78 I bet he thinks he's worth two of us. 1.6429 0.12203 42 23 11 8
79 He's game, I'll give him that. 1.6429 0.10638 56 31 14 11
80 A clear case of Stockholm syndrome. 1.6415 0.11138 53 30 12 11
81 "I know he is on the endangered list, but he doesn't have to be pompous about it". 1.6400 0.10598 50 26 16 8
82 I remember when ridin' shotgun was all that mattered. 1.6389 0.12053 36 18 13 5
83 I wonder which bird-brain will turn around first... 1.6383 0.11552 47 26 12 9
84 She does all her own stunts. 1.6346 0.10646 52 28 15 9
85 It's always the last place you think to look. 1.6346 0.11332 52 30 11 11
86 I admire Steve for taking a stand on guns. 1.6346 0.10646 52 28 15 9
87 He better not tweet about this. 1.6327 0.11178 49 27 13 9
88 Well that explains the fancy birdhouse and expensive suet. 1.6327 0.10389 49 25 17 7
89 Okay, now poop on it or the bet is off! 1.6316 0.10805 57 33 12 12
90 Looks like he's got a chirp on his shoulder. 1.6296 0.10671 54 30 14 10
91 I hate how he insists on riding shotgun all of the time 1.6296 0.10339 54 29 16 9
92 I'm content being one of two in the bush. 1.6296 0.10339 54 29 16 9
93 One thing's for sure, he's no chicken. 1.6275 0.07902 51 21 28 2
94 He's been insufferable ever since he found out nobody hunts robins. 1.6275 0.10464 51 27 16 8
95 Look ! He's riding shotgun! 1.6275 0.10464 51 27 16 8
96 Don't you just love deer season. 1.6275 0.10832 51 28 14 9
97 I think he’s about to send his last tweet. 1.6226 0.09797 53 27 19 7
98 We're harder to shoot once you get to know us. 1.6226 0.10851 53 30 13 10
99 Someone should tell him hitchhiking is dangerous 1.6226 0.09797 53 27 19 7
100 Robin will be OK - it's Dick Cheney. 1.6226 0.10512 53 29 15 9
101 Technically, that is the safest place to be... 1.6226 0.10161 53 28 17 8
102 Holy Stockholm Syndrome, Robin!! 1.6226 0.10851 53 30 13 10
103 It's his poise that I admire. 1.6222 0.10678 45 23 16 6
104 Everyone will be tweeting about this. 1.6170 0.11197 47 26 13 8
105 There's a fool on both ends of that gun. 1.6170 0.11995 47 28 9 10
106 You're right. Stockholm Syndrome. 1.6154 0.08751 52 24 24 4
107 He always was a strange bird. 1.6154 0.09960 52 27 18 7
108 Who's that chick riding shotgun? 1.6154 0.11037 52 30 12 10
109 You have to love mocking birds 1.6154 0.09574 52 26 20 6
110 That's not what I meant by 'Keep your enemies close.' 1.6140 0.10246 57 32 15 10
111 He's getting seed money from the NRA. 1.6136 0.12682 44 27 7 10
112 Yeah, he always has to ride shotgun. 1.6136 0.10889 44 23 15 6
113 I always say, a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.6087 0.15061 23 12 8 3
114 Protected Species 1.6078 0.10508 51 28 15 8
115 Guess he couldn't afford a bird dog. 1.6042 0.10627 48 26 15 7
116 First the bungee jumping, now this! 1.6038 0.09839 53 28 18 7
117 It's OK. He's a service animal. 1.6000 0.11780 50 31 8 11
118 He did call shotgun. 1.6000 0.10731 45 24 15 6
119 I thought you called Shotgun. 1.6000 0.11780 50 31 8 11
120 It's time we face facts. Our son is an adrenalin junkie. 1.6000 0.09476 50 25 20 5
121 Pretty safe spot if you think about it. 1.5962 0.11073 52 31 11 10
122 He flew into the same window four times yesterday. 1.5962 0.10000 52 28 17 7
123 I don't know which one is more oblivious to their surroundings. 1.5957 0.10386 47 25 16 6
124 I just hope riding shotgun doesn’t backfire on him. 1.5957 0.11241 47 27 12 8
125 Sure, he's endangered, but he's also a jerk. 1.5957 0.10822 47 26 14 7
126 That's cukoo. 1.5952 0.10809 42 22 15 5
127 There's brave, and then there's stupid. 1.5926 0.10414 54 31 14 9
128 Adrenaline junkie. 1.5918 0.10067 49 26 17 6
129 With Uber, you just never know. 1.5918 0.10481 49 27 15 7
130 It was on his bucket list. 1.5918 0.10481 49 27 15 7
131 By the looks of things his aversion therapy is going very well. 1.5909 0.10444 44 23 16 5
132 He keeps tweeting about the second amendment.. 1.5909 0.11865 44 26 10 8
133 That my fine feathered friend is a Mocking bird. 1.5909 0.12303 44 27 8 9
134 Of which bird brain are you speaking? 1.5909 0.10938 44 24 14 6
135 Brave? You bet... at night he works a second job in the coal mine! 1.5909 0.10444 44 23 16 5
136 Well, he did call riding shotgun. 1.5909 0.11411 44 25 12 7
137 I didn't realize that 'riding shotgun' was an actual thing. 1.5909 0.11411 44 25 12 7
138 Gotta hand it to Larry, this is gonna be an awesome selfie. 1.5909 0.10938 44 24 14 6
139 Remember to keep your friends close but your enemies closer. 1.5909 0.11411 44 25 12 7
140 Ten more seconds on that thing and we have a new champion. 1.5893 0.09796 56 31 17 8
141 I'd say they're both endangered species. 1.5882 0.08947 68 38 20 10
142 Jeez, always has to ride shotgun. 1.5870 0.11867 46 28 9 9
143 No way he's worth two of us. 1.5854 0.12085 41 24 10 7
144 It's more of a political statement. 1.5854 0.11030 41 22 14 5
145 He used to work in a coal mine. 1.5833 0.10666 48 27 14 7
146 The kids are playing chicken again. 1.5833 0.10666 48 27 14 7
147 He's been tweeting about it all morning. 1.5833 0.10242 48 26 16 6
148 He loves riding shotgun. 1.5833 0.10666 48 27 14 7
149 The sparrows call that "riding shotgun". 1.5814 0.11153 43 24 13 6
150 Her mother was the same way. Anything for attention. 1.5814 0.11639 43 25 11 7
151 He's riding shotgun again! 1.5814 0.12988 43 28 5 10
152 Which one of us should tell him that's not a branch? 1.5800 0.10337 50 28 15 7
153 That's the Bluebird of Haplessness. 1.5778 0.12098 45 28 8 9
154 Riding shotgun? 1.5778 0.10773 45 25 14 6
155 I see this friendship ending badly. 1.5778 0.11232 45 26 12 7
156 If you think about it, that's really the safest place to be. 1.5778 0.11232 45 26 12 7
157 This ought to be good. I told him he's a protected species, but he completely isn't. 1.5778 0.11673 45 27 10 8
158 Where did we go wrong, Dear? 1.5758 0.14454 33 21 5 7
159 He'll be tweeting about this all week. 1.5750 0.11815 40 23 11 6
160 Well, you did tell him to "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" 1.5750 0.10674 40 21 15 4
161 We pushed him out of the nest too early. 1.5745 0.10423 47 26 15 6
162 If he's smart, he'll wait before he tweets about this. 1.5745 0.10858 47 27 13 7
163 Larry likes to live on the edge. 1.5745 0.10858 47 27 13 7
164 He only chirps when the guy backs up. 1.5745 0.10858 47 27 13 7
165 Hide in plain sight always works 1.5745 0.11276 47 28 11 8
166 He's about to send his last tweet. 1.5745 0.09494 47 24 19 4
167 Quiet, he's still looking for two in the bush. 1.5745 0.11276 47 28 11 8
168 They call him the gun whisperer. 1.5714 0.11876 42 25 10 7
169 Branch Recognition was never Sam's strong subject in school. 1.5714 0.11376 42 24 12 6
170 Chuck is a mockingbird's mockingbird. 1.5714 0.11376 42 24 12 6
171 He’s weak at camouflage but surprisingly strong on the Second Amendment. 1.5714 0.13772 35 22 6 7
172 He called shotgun. 1.5714 0.12816 42 27 6 9
173 He can’t help it—he’s a little cuckoo. 1.5714 0.12816 42 27 6 9
174 Is one on the barrel worth two in the bush? 1.5714 0.13148 35 21 8 6
175 Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer. 1.5714 0.09671 49 26 18 5
176 His NRA membership is clearly paying off. 1.5714 0.10911 49 29 12 8
177 I'm telling you, Larry's got Stockholm Syndrome. 1.5714 0.11876 42 25 10 7
178 Remind me to unfriend her when we get back to the nest. 1.5714 0.11376 42 24 12 6
179 This is even more irresponsible than his catsurfing. 1.5690 0.09561 58 33 17 8
180 I dare you to yell "PULL." 1.5682 0.10976 44 25 13 6
181 You gotta give her credit – it’s the safest place to be. 1.5682 0.10976 44 25 13 6
182 The hunter thing is a total chick magnet 1.5682 0.11448 44 26 11 7
183 An NRA membership does have its benefits. 1.5682 0.10484 44 24 15 5
184 He's been live tweeting the hunter's movements all morning. 1.5682 0.10976 44 25 13 6
185 What kind of idiot pigeons would name their kid "Clay"? 1.5625 0.10274 48 27 15 6
186 Now are you convinced our son is on drugs? 1.5625 0.11496 48 30 9 9
187 Wait til you see his dismount! 1.5610 0.11070 41 23 13 5
188 We should Tweet about this. 1.5610 0.11608 41 24 11 6
189 Not the best lookout we've ever had. 1.5610 0.11070 41 23 13 5
190 That chick has balls. 1.5610 0.12615 41 26 7 8
191 Hiding in plain sight... why didn't we think of that? 1.5588 0.12083 34 19 11 4
192 We should be tweeting this. 1.5588 0.12083 34 19 11 4
193 I’ve heard you should keep friends close and enemies closer, but that seems a bit extreme. 1.5588 0.12083 34 19 11 4
194 It's actually ingenious if you think about it 1.5581 0.10150 43 23 16 4
195 No, I don't have a bucket list. You? 1.5581 0.11188 43 25 12 6
196 Looks like someone really did give him the bird. 1.5581 0.11672 43 26 10 7
197 Oh to be young again. 1.5581 0.11188 43 25 12 6
198 Geez Harriet. I told you you weren't spending enough time on that egg. 1.5581 0.11672 43 26 10 7
199 Youngsters today...always pushing the boundaries! 1.5581 0.11188 43 25 12 6
200 I believe our child is turning into an adrenaline junkie. 1.5581 0.11672 43 26 10 7
201 There goes Tweetle Dee and Tweetle Dumb. 1.5581 0.11672 43 26 10 7
202 I think we're ok. 1.5581 0.10681 43 24 14 5
203 I think we can cancel his college fund. 1.5581 0.10681 43 24 14 5
204 He knows, right? He has to know. 1.5581 0.09589 43 22 18 3
205 He's taken "riding shotgun" to a new level. 1.5577 0.09278 52 28 19 5
206 I told him, "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer." 1.5556 0.12244 36 21 10 5
207 I've heard ' Keep your enemy close ' was the enemy's idea. 1.5556 0.10870 36 19 14 3
208 You just know he's going to tweet about this. 1.5556 0.12244 36 21 10 5
209 Bye-bye birdie. 1.5556 0.11701 45 28 9 8
210 Ted's our best intelligence guy; tweets from behind enemy lines. 1.5556 0.10326 45 25 15 5
211 Well, you shouldn't have told him he can ride shotgun. 1.5556 0.14055 36 24 4 8
212 I don't expect many more tweets from him. 1.5556 0.10870 36 19 14 3
213 Old dude with his sights set on a young chick. 1.5541 0.08847 74 45 17 12
214 It’s amazing anyone survives adolescence. 1.5526 0.11123 38 21 13 4
215 He gets this from your side of the family. 1.5526 0.11123 38 21 13 4
216 He's not from our branch of the family. 1.5500 0.10712 40 22 14 4
217 Look at the pecker on that one. 1.5500 0.12885 40 26 6 8
218 She always rides shotgun. 1.5476 0.11407 42 25 11 6
219 I blame the video games. 1.5476 0.10886 42 24 13 5
220 It was a triple dog dare. 1.5476 0.11905 42 26 9 7
221 Now mother, we have to let him make his own mistakes. 1.5476 0.10886 42 24 13 5
222 Keep your friends close, your enemy closer. 1.5476 0.11407 42 25 11 6
223 Perhaps a few more days in the shell would have helped. 1.5476 0.10886 42 24 13 5
224 They've agreed to disagree. 1.5476 0.10886 42 24 13 5
225 Now I kinda wish he had taken 'truth' instead of 'dare.' 1.5455 0.09997 44 24 16 4
226 Claimed they tweeted a few times and one thing led to another... 1.5429 0.13184 35 22 7 6
227 Location. Location. Location. 1.5429 0.12531 35 21 9 5
228 Seems like he's everywhere now after that Bernie Sanders podium thing. 1.5429 0.13807 35 23 5 7
229 No wonder they're called mockingbirds. 1.5405 0.12613 37 23 8 6
230 I love deer season. 1.5405 0.11360 37 21 12 4
231 Where have we failed? 1.5405 0.11360 37 21 12 4
232 I agree, she's a babe, but I'm not going out there. 1.5405 0.12003 37 22 10 5
233 He's calling the shots now. 1.5405 0.10679 37 20 14 3
234 Yep, I taught him how to ride shotgun all right. 1.5405 0.11360 37 21 12 4
235 He started off as a bad egg. 1.5405 0.09951 37 19 16 2
236 Do YOU want to tell him what "riding shotgun" really means? 1.5405 0.13194 37 24 6 7
237 Next time I get to ride shotgun. 1.5405 0.13752 37 25 4 8
238 He's your son, you go get him! 1.5385 0.12098 39 24 9 6
239 If you're not going to tweet about this, I am. 1.5385 0.11527 39 23 11 5
240 I tell you, they both need glasses. 1.5385 0.12098 39 24 9 6
241 Great, now we'll get a thousand tweets telling us what an idiot he is. 1.5385 0.12644 39 25 7 7
242 That boy ain't right... 1.5385 0.12098 39 24 9 6
243 Now dare him to take his hat. 1.5385 0.10290 39 21 15 3
244 That is living on the edge 1.5385 0.10926 39 22 13 4
245 I think he's right, it's safer than flying. 1.5385 0.10926 39 22 13 4
246 Maybe we should get an NRA membership too. 1.5366 0.11097 41 24 12 5
247 Damn, I bet him 50 bucks he wouldn't do it. 1.5366 0.12146 41 26 8 7
248 He's working to change things from the inside. 1.5366 0.11097 41 24 12 5
249 It's gonna be a bird bath. 1.5366 0.13112 41 28 4 9
250 She keeps her friends close, but her enemies closer. 1.5366 0.10533 41 23 14 4
251 When I told him to ride shotgun, this isn't exactly what I meant. 1.5366 0.12146 41 26 8 7
252 I'm pretty sure that's a yellow-bellied ass kisser. 1.5349 0.12158 43 28 7 8
253 He's had chutzpah since he was an egg 1.5312 0.12688 32 19 9 4
254 Ralphie should know that riding shotgun is not cool. 1.5294 0.13507 34 22 6 6
255 He's always been a right winger 1.5294 0.11357 34 19 12 3
256 Apparantly she is auditioning for the lead in Bye Bye Birdie 1.5278 0.11606 36 21 11 4
257 Looks like Elmer has a new twitter follower. 1.5278 0.11606 36 21 11 4
258 He's probably not in season. 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
259 He's literally riding shotgun. 1.5278 0.10901 36 20 13 3
260 With plumage less impressive than that of his male competitors, Fred tries desperately to cultivate a 'bad boy' image. 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
261 It gives new meaning to "I ride shotgun." 1.5278 0.12901 36 23 7 6
262 That crazy kid's riding shotgun again. 1.5278 0.12901 36 23 7 6
263 I thought for sure he was going to choose 'Truth'. 1.5278 0.12901 36 23 7 6
264 Let's remain "Two In The Bush". 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
265 That decoy looks like Frank. 1.5278 0.11606 36 21 11 4
266 Embedded journalism. 1.5278 0.11606 36 21 11 4
267 Bets on which one figures it out first? 1.5278 0.10147 36 19 15 2
268 We didn't prepare him for the real world. 1.5278 0.10901 36 20 13 3
269 Now that's riding shotgun! 1.5263 0.11769 38 23 10 5
270 This certainly does not speak well for either species. 1.5263 0.12921 38 25 6 7
271 I don't actually think it has anything to do with hunting anymore 1.5263 0.11148 38 22 12 4
272 Now that's what I call living on the edge. 1.5263 0.11148 38 22 12 4
273 Our scout seems to be getting somewhat reckless. 1.5263 0.11769 38 23 10 5
274 Where have we failed as parents? 1.5263 0.11769 38 23 10 5
275 I am definitely tweeting this. 1.5263 0.12358 38 24 8 6
276 Some symbiotic relationships just escape me 1.5263 0.11148 38 22 12 4
277 They met on the Internet. 1.5263 0.11769 38 23 10 5
278 I don't think that's what " Riding Shotgun" means. 1.5250 0.10734 40 23 13 4
279 What else would you expect from a Stool Pigeon? 1.5250 0.12904 40 27 5 8
280 Which one do you think is going to be more surprised? 1.5250 0.10119 40 22 15 3
281 Personally, I prefer not to ride shotgun if I can help it! 1.5250 0.11316 40 24 11 5
282 Yeah, and she's got a thing for high voltage power lines, too. 1.5250 0.11316 40 24 11 5
283 I can't wait to *tweet* this! 1.5250 0.12397 40 26 7 7
284 He said it was something about keeping your enemies closer. 1.5250 0.10119 40 22 15 3
285 He's moonlighting as a scope. 1.5250 0.08761 40 20 19 1
286 High tweeson. 1.5250 0.11869 40 25 9 6
287 And we wonder why the "birdbrain" label continues to this day. 1.5250 0.11316 40 24 11 5
288 He's seriously worth two of us? 1.5250 0.11869 40 25 9 6
289 Should I tell him or should you? 1.5208 0.07252 96 58 26 12
290 Let's face it. They're both oblivious. 1.5161 0.13812 31 20 6 5
291 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer' is one thing. This is just stupid. 1.5161 0.12156 31 18 10 3
292 Looks like somebody cut himself a deal. 1.5152 0.12402 33 20 9 4
293 Mom always said, 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer'. 1.5152 0.10767 33 18 13 2
294 The chicks dig the bad boys. 1.5152 0.11613 33 19 11 3
295 Bertie loves to ride shotgun. 1.5143 0.09501 35 18 16 1
296 I think I'll take "Truth" instead of "dare" 1.5143 0.12550 35 22 8 5
297 I've heard of keep your friends close and your enemies closer, but this is ridiculous. 1.5143 0.12550 35 22 8 5
298 You're right, they're both clueless. 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
299 Don't worry it's deer season 1.5135 0.11378 37 22 11 4
300 They're actually very compatible, aside from the hunting. 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
301 That is YOUR child. 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
302 Maybe we shouldn't have lined the nest with 'Field and Stream.' 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
303 I know they say keep your enemies close, but this seems dangerous. 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
304 Worst production of "To Kill a Mockingbird" ever! 1.5135 0.12629 37 24 7 6
305 Do you think our son is right-winged? 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
306 That bird is really over a barrel. 1.5135 0.11378 37 22 11 4
307 Obviously cuckoo 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
308 When do you think he'll realize that's not him whistling? 1.5135 0.11378 37 22 11 4
309 It makes sense. The old guy can't afford a real scope, and Fred hates ducks. 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
310 He likes living on the edge. 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
311 You know it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt 1.5135 0.11378 37 22 11 4
312 Is he loaded? 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
313 I'd rather be two birds in a bush. 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
314 Safer than us when you think about it. 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
315 Impressive. Personally, I would have chosen "Truth". 1.5135 0.12629 37 24 7 6
316 One bad tweet and it's all over. 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
317 I give her a '10' for her first solo flight, a '1' for the landing. 1.5128 0.11542 39 24 10 5
318 He's the one they call Birdie Sanders. 1.5128 0.12113 39 25 8 6
319 Maybe we raised him to be a little too trusting. 1.5128 0.10942 39 23 12 4
320 Whatever you do, don't retweet. 1.5122 0.11110 41 25 11 5
321 His father taught him, "Keep your friend close and your enemies closer." 1.5122 0.11110 41 25 11 5
322 This just seems like another one of his calls for help. 1.5000 0.12280 36 23 8 5
323 NO, I said it first--Darwin Award! Darwin Award! 1.5000 0.13517 34 23 5 6
324 They met online. 1.5000 0.11616 36 22 10 4
325 How does he always get to ride Shotgun? 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
326 It's called Stockholm Syndrome. 1.5000 0.12910 36 24 6 6
327 I always thought our son was a bit of a strange bird. 1.5000 0.12457 30 18 9 3
328 I believe they call it 'Stockholm Syndrome' 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
329 Well, I guess we can't call him a chicken anymore. 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
330 Think he'll beat Fred's record of 45 seconds? 1.5000 0.10911 36 21 12 3
331 Should we send him a tweet? 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
332 I think we pushed Jr. out of the nest too early. 1.5000 0.10911 36 21 12 3
333 Wing man. 1.5000 0.12127 34 21 9 4
334 It's Norm. They've turned him. 1.5000 0.10157 36 20 14 2
335 I hate the way the songbirds get all cocky during hunting season. 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
336 I remember when being a bird brain stood for something. 1.5000 0.12062 28 16 10 2
337 He's flown over to the dark side. 1.5000 0.10157 36 20 14 2
338 He's engaged to the guy's canary. 1.5000 0.10911 36 21 12 3
339 She was inspired by that guy in Tiananmem Square. 1.5000 0.12127 34 21 9 4
340 I definitely heard him call shotgun 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
341 Is that bird shot? 1.5000 0.14183 30 20 5 5
342 All in all I'd rather be two in the bush. 1.5000 0.11880 32 19 10 3
343 You say birdbrain, I say genius! 1.5000 0.11777 38 24 9 5
344 I just can't get behind his lax stance on gun control. 1.5000 0.11497 30 17 11 2
345 Admit it, Honey--we lack parenting skills. 1.5000 0.12741 22 12 9 1
346 Evolution works in mysterious ways. 1.5000 0.10911 36 21 12 3
347 We must teach her to never accept free rides from strangers. 1.5000 0.10555 34 19 13 2
348 A 'Right-Winger' if I ever saw one. 1.5000 0.12700 32 20 8 4
349 Yo, Harry! Now we dare you to peck him on the head! 1.5000 0.11616 36 22 10 4
350 Honey, when exactly were you planning to teach Junior about hunting season? 1.5000 0.13511 36 25 4 7
351 He's been watching too many Disney movies.. 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
352 Mockingbird... 1.5000 0.13517 34 23 5 6
353 Today's youth ! They think they're immortal. 1.5000 0.10911 36 21 12 3
354 At least WE'LL be safe, since we're the 2 in the bush... 1.5000 0.11616 36 22 10 4
355 He obviously was the first to call "shotgun." 1.5000 0.12841 34 22 7 5
356 Who taught him how to ride shotgun? 1.5000 0.10157 36 20 14 2
357 Don't respond to his tweet. 1.4872 0.12113 39 26 7 6
358 I wonder if a bird on a barrel is worth two in the bush? 1.4872 0.12113 39 26 7 6
359 He distinctly said "two in the bush." 1.4865 0.11378 37 23 10 4
360 I still prefer his 'poop on the hat' routine. 1.4865 0.12020 37 24 8 5
361 Must be a right-wing. 1.4865 0.11378 37 23 10 4
362 He's an adrenaline junkie. 1.4865 0.09971 37 21 14 2
363 She's riding shotgun. 1.4857 0.11862 35 22 9 4
364 Apparently riding shotgun was high on his bucket list. 1.4857 0.11131 35 21 11 3
365 Well, I wasn't raised that way, but if it works for them, God bless. 1.4857 0.10348 35 20 13 2
366 Hindsight is tweety-tweety. 1.4857 0.12550 35 23 7 5
367 It looks like all of those tweets have changed his position on guns. 1.4857 0.13203 35 24 5 6
368 Thinks he's gonna be a big shot some day. 1.4857 0.10348 35 20 13 2
369 Probably the safest place in the forest. 1.4857 0.11131 35 21 11 3
370 They exchanged tweets and have followed each other ever since. 1.4857 0.12550 35 23 7 5
371 Pre-school, prep school, college, and for what? 1.4857 0.11862 35 22 9 4
372 What a lark! 1.4857 0.11131 35 21 11 3
373 Didn't I tell you he was a bad egg? 1.4857 0.11862 35 22 9 4
374 Sometimes I think he takes "Keep your enemy closer" too literally. 1.4857 0.10348 35 20 13 2
375 Where did we go wrong with that kid? 1.4857 0.10348 35 20 13 2
376 There he goes taking rides with strangers again. 1.4857 0.11862 35 22 9 4
377 Nothing like having good hindsight! 1.4857 0.10348 35 20 13 2
378 I think they call it Stockholm Syndrome 1.4857 0.10348 35 20 13 2
379 He's got to learn to fly some day. 1.4857 0.11862 35 22 9 4
380 Seems that camo pattern works better than we thought. 1.4857 0.11131 35 21 11 3
381 Talk about 'stay close to your enemies." 1.4857 0.12550 35 23 7 5
382 We were all rebels at his age 1.4857 0.11862 35 22 9 4
383 Kids these days think they are invincible. 1.4857 0.11131 35 21 11 3
384 So much for last week's intervention 1.4848 0.13143 33 22 6 5
385 Must be on his bucket list. 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
386 You've gotta love mockingbirds. 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
387 Apparently that is a mocking bird. 1.4839 0.12156 31 19 9 3
388 Three to one he notices the squirrel in his pants first. 1.4839 0.13812 31 21 5 5
389 She's always protesting something. 1.4839 0.11236 31 18 11 2
390 I told you he needed glasses. 1.4839 0.13010 31 20 7 4
391 He supports the NRA and PETA. 1.4839 0.13812 31 21 5 5
392 Ignorance really is bliss. 1.4839 0.13812 31 21 5 5
393 No, he's not stupid; he's just a little cuckoo. 1.4839 0.12156 31 19 9 3
394 It kind of explains why both of them are endangered species. 1.4839 0.13010 31 20 7 4
395 Seems like we're the only ones who don't have to worry when Dick Cheney goes hunting. 1.4828 0.13700 29 19 6 4
396 He must be a mocking bird. 1.4815 0.12369 27 16 9 2
397 A bird on the barrel saves two in the bush. 1.4815 0.13472 27 17 7 3
398 You can always spot a rabbit hunter. 1.4783 0.16478 23 16 3 4
399 Don't just perch there. Poop. 1.4722 0.11606 36 23 9 4
400 The kids call it ‘riding shotgun.’ 1.4706 0.12831 34 23 6 5
401 He says they'll have to pry it from his cold, dead claws. 1.4706 0.11357 34 21 10 3
402 Be more specific, they're both peckers. 1.4706 0.13507 34 24 4 6
403 Comforting? It's just NRA propaganda. 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
404 I preferred it when he used a dog. 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
405 He's worth two of us. 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
406 One just flew over the cukoo's nest. 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
407 He always was a few twigs short of a full nest. 1.4706 0.11357 34 21 10 3
408 Lionel always had boundary issues 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
409 Perhaps home-schooling is not your forte. 1.4706 0.14152 34 25 2 7
410 Wait for it... wait for it... this is my favorite part. 1.4706 0.10543 34 20 12 2
411 How did we raise such a suck-up? 1.4706 0.10543 34 20 12 2
412 It's genius actually. 1.4706 0.12831 34 23 6 5
413 That's the safest place in the forest. 1.4706 0.10543 34 20 12 2
414 And they said it wouldn't last. 1.4706 0.10543 34 20 12 2
415 Don't worry, it's a Canadian hunter. 1.4706 0.09660 34 19 14 1
416 That's why I don't play Truth or Dare. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
417 If Larry makes it back, I think next time I'll go with "truth". 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
418 He's still worth the two of us, when you adjust for inflation. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
419 Amazing...this is exactly the kind of thing Red Bull should sponsor. 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
420 He tweeted something about the 2nd ammendment. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
421 No worries, no one shoots mocking birds 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
422 Hard to say who of the two needs glasses more urgently. 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
423 I want to tweet about this, but it could kill him. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
424 Guess he never heard of the "Big Bang" theory. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
425 The NRA's twitter strategy is a little too...literal. 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
426 I called shotgun on the way back. 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
427 he's no chicken 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
428 WELL I'LL BE A SON-OF-A-GUN! 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
429 So that's what you meant by "riding shotgun!" 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
430 He's a bird, but he identifies as a bird-dog. 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
431 I can't not look. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
432 I thought he meant he was going over to the other side of the forest. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
433 Being an endangered species has it's perks. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
434 Lester is the last one I thought would switch sides. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
435 Junior takes after your side of the family. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
436 Our wing man. 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
437 Show-off! 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
438 The bragging rights for riding the barrel are huge. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
439 Who is the bird brain now? 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
440 So, should we be, like, live tweeting this before he bites the bullet? 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
441 All things considered, it's probably the safest place to perch. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
442 I've always wanted to ride shotgun. 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
443 He must feel a lot safer with somebody riding shotgun. 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
444 My God, he's whistling Peter and the Wolf. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
445 You're right, he is a little cuckoo! 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
446 Careful...it might be a decoy. 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
447 That mockingbird has taken it to a whole new level. 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
448 It's a Cuckoo Glock. 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
449 He always was a little Cuckoo. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
450 I thought passenger pigeons were extinct. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
451 If you ask me, I think a bird joining the NRA is just fundamentally wrong on so many levels... 1.4667 0.14169 30 21 4 5
452 Well, honey, you raise 'em the best you can, but sooner or later they have to make their own decisions. 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
453 I think the hazing has crossed the line. 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
454 I bet him five worms he wouldn't do that. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
455 Talk about endangered species! 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
456 Are you sure you taught him everything you know? 1.4667 0.10431 30 17 12 1
457 Now that’s a great example of keeping your friends close and your enemies closer. 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
458 Not what I meant when I said, "Make sure you and the hunter don't see each other." 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
459 That's not exactly what I meant when I said to him: 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.' 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
460 This is worth re-tweeting. 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
461 Its a rifle with a twitter handle. 1.4667 0.14169 30 21 4 5
462 It kills me to say it, but what a birdbrain. 1.4667 0.10431 30 17 12 1
463 Irony, it's a beautiful thing. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
464 Is that worth two in the bush? 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
465 I feel bad that we called him a chicken. 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
466 When you think about it, he's actually got the safest seat in the woods. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
467 They have an understanding. 1.4667 0.10431 30 17 12 1
468 Frank's really over a barrel now. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
469 I'm just glad her mother's not here to see this! 1.4667 0.14169 30 21 4 5
470 He always said he wanted to play chicken. 1.4643 0.10889 28 16 11 1
471 I give it six months 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
472 He's auditioning for 'Animal Jackass'. 1.4643 0.14980 28 20 3 5
473 I didn't know you could get Twitter out here. 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
474 Well if that isn't a Birds eye-view I don't know what is 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
475 He's been showing off ever since he landed on Bernie's podium. 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
476 Yes, it's all over Twitter. 1.4634 0.11097 41 27 9 5
477 Shotgun! 1.4615 0.15914 26 19 2 5
478 Shotgun wedding? 1.4615 0.13846 26 17 6 3
479 I thought he wanted the front seat when he said shotgun 1.4583 0.14719 24 16 5 3
480 It's a birdbird -- much more convenient than a birddog. 1.4571 0.10325 35 21 12 2
481 He won't be so cocky when bird season opens tomorrow. 1.4571 0.13184 35 25 4 6
482 If he knows his proverbs, we should be safe. 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
483 He's a double agent. 1.4571 0.12531 35 24 6 5
484 He subscribes to the practice of hiding in plain sight. 1.4545 0.11589 33 21 9 3
485 It's times like this I'm glad the two of us are in the bush. 1.4545 0.14493 33 25 1 7
486 He says this is the only way to "make the forest great again" 1.4545 0.12379 33 22 7 4
487 Whose the show off riding shotgun 1.4545 0.11589 33 21 9 3
488 Elliot said he might go off his meds... but I didn't think he was serious. 1.4545 0.12379 33 22 7 4
489 They've teamed up to hunt and peck. 1.4545 0.11589 33 21 9 3
490 Well one flew over the cuckoo's nest, it's just hard to tell which one exactly.... 1.4516 0.13787 31 22 4 5
491 He must get that show off stuff from your side of the family. 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
492 Which do you think is more clueless? 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
493 He's better at truth or dare than I thought. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
494 It's one of those new sights that gives you a bird's eye view. 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
495 Technically, its the safest place to be if you think about it 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
496 Have your friends close but your enemies even closer 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
497 This isn't going to end well. 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
498 Don't worry that's Cheney, he only shoots ranchers. 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
499 Kids. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
500 Should we tell him it's not a branch? 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
501 He always gets to sit shotgun. 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
502 She's picketing 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
503 This has gone too far. Stop spiking the birdbath. 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
504 They say "keep your enemies closer", but, really? 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
505 He should have asked for more than ten paces. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
506 Riding shotgun must be thrilling. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
507 He overheard hunter's wife say he only shoots blanks. 1.4516 0.13787 31 22 4 5
508 I guess it's like being a gay Republican. 1.4516 0.13787 31 22 4 5
509 That's what you call going out on a limb. 1.4516 0.10201 31 18 12 1
510 They both forgot their glasses. 1.4516 0.10201 31 18 12 1
511 So what exactly are they teaching at bird school these days? 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
512 Millennials . . . . 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
513 He's Pro Gun! 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
514 Amazing the risks the young ones will take for a selfie. 1.4516 0.10201 31 18 12 1
515 His Father was a stool pigeon! 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
516 Lucky he's in his blind spot. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
517 Lay low- he's not technically in-hand. 1.4516 0.13787 31 22 4 5
518 Same decoy as last year. Honestly, I don't known why he bothers. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
519 It's audacious. I'll give him that. 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
520 His philosophy is to keep your enemies close. 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
521 I don't think "hiding in plain sight" applies to hiding in the sights. 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
522 There's a good reason why they call them larks. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
523 Bob's got balls the size of a raven! 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
524 It's the Stockholm syndrome. 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
525 Benedict Audubon! 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
526 He likes to ride shotgun. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
527 He's not ready to leave the nest 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
528 Sometime in life it's who you know that counts. 1.4516 0.10201 31 18 12 1
529 Honey remember ...we had to learn it the hard way too! 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
530 Always has to learn the hard way... 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
531 He should've chose "truth". 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
532 Gary really hangs with a different crowd since he joined the NRA. 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
533 Burt always calls shotgun. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
534 I thought you said he was a stool pigeon. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
535 "Keep your friends close...your enemies closer. 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
536 Somebody's clearly compensating... 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
537 Xtreme Perching. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
538 One's cuckoo and the other's a bird brain 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
539 I think it's time for the talk. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
540 " I've seen this before: rich guy, young chick". 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
541 That is either the bravest bird or the dumbest decoy I've ever seen. 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
542 That's his stool pigeon. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
543 These city birds understand nothing about gun control. 1.4483 0.14542 29 21 3 5
544 Fenster takes riding shotgun to a new level 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
545 I tried to tell him but he insisted he knew the meaning of shotgun. 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
546 Now he thinks he's worth two of us. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
547 UBER's background checks worry me. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
548 Who knew birds had balls? 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
549 I disagree with where she stands on gun control 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
550 Blue-collared canaries always will vote against their own interests... 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
551 And to think his parents raised him a pacifist. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
552 I like the symbolism, but I would've pooped on that hat. 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
553 Best mocking bird in the business 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
554 Can’t decide which one is dumber. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
555 That's a chick who likes to live dangerously. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
556 Typical dove. 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
557 This is why 'birdbrain' gets a bad rap. 1.4444 0.14454 27 19 4 4
558 I'll be dammed, Hank and Artie's counselling sessions are finally paying off. 1.4444 0.12244 36 25 6 5
559 Maybe we deserve to be endangered. 1.4412 0.11322 34 22 9 3
560 Looks like Grace forgot to take her meds again. 1.4400 0.13013 25 16 7 2
561 He's got the fool going for 2 in the bush. 1.4400 0.15362 25 18 3 4
562 Always was a Republican 1.4400 0.15362 25 18 3 4
563 I think we found the source of all the NRA Tweets. 1.4400 0.14236 25 17 5 3
564 If it's a battle of wits, let's call it a draw. 1.4375 0.10941 32 20 10 2
565 better than being a hood ornament 1.4375 0.15729 16 10 5 1
566 Now he's just showing off 1.4375 0.10941 32 20 10 2
567 He must have read Sun Tzu's "Art of War" 1.4348 0.12298 23 14 8 1
568 Where did we go wrong Sidney? 1.4333 0.09202 30 17 13 0
569 How will it end? Hopefully, not with a #bang but a #tweet. 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
570 It's called "barrelling". All the kids on the Internet are doing it nowdays. 1.4333 0.10376 30 18 11 1
571 If he can hang on, it is the safest spot. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
572 These extreme sports are so dangerous 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
573 It's his own way of honoring the pigeons in Tiananmen Square. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
574 Our tweety's riding shotgun. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
575 Larry always did like living on the edge. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
576 I'd say the birdbrain is on the right. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
577 It's probably safer than where we are right now! 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
578 Why does Bernie always get to ride shotgun? 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
579 As Sun Tzu said, 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.' 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
580 There's double-dog dare, and then there's being a bird brain. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
581 I told him not to call Uber! 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
582 That's why I never ride shotgun. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
583 Why do kids insist on doing the exact opposite of what you teach them? 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
584 'That's a new way to ride shotgun." 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
585 Is he shooting us the bird? 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
586 This may be his final tweet. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
587 That bird has a great decoy, no one will shoot him 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
588 Said he's riding shotgun. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
589 Cataracts. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
590 Tweet the birdbrain that's no selfie stick. 1.4333 0.14129 30 22 3 5
591 Should we call him a traitor or a whistle blower? 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
592 Performance artists are the worst. 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
593 He always liked to be close to the action. 1.4333 0.10376 30 18 11 1
594 He wanted to live-tweet the shooting. 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
595 Not another chick magnet. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
596 Can you believe the balls on that tit? 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
597 I think we're safe, it's Dick Cheney. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
598 I don't think I can watch when they reach ten paces! 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
599 got to be a decoy. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
600 Gotta love being the two birds in the bush in this situation. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
601 He tweets for the NRA 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
602 Earl is depressed again. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
603 That's a Double-barreled Warbler. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
604 Well, she finally got her cracker. 1.4333 0.14129 30 22 3 5
605 She always insists on riding shotgun. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
606 I told you that chick was a snitch. 1.4333 0.14129 30 22 3 5
607 Looks like Coco's Lasik surgery was a flop. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
608 Talk about flying under the radar. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
609 Birdwatching makes me so nervous these days. 1.4333 0.10376 30 18 11 1
610 Talk about hiding in plain sight! 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
611 well, can you think of a safer spot? 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
612 He never misses with his bird's-eye view. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
613 See? Friends close enemies closer. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
614 His dream has always been to be a bird of prey. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
615 I told you he was a moron. He thinks that's a branch. 1.4286 0.14019 28 20 4 4
616 I knew we couldn't trust him. 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
617 A few years in a cage and now he's a stool pigeon. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
618 That proves it. Anyone can join the NRA. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
619 Geeze, another attempt at gun control! 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
620 It's not quite, " a bird in the hand" but it's close enough for me. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
621 Apparently his last stunt had 4 million views. 1.4286 0.14932 28 21 2 5
622 "He'll do anything for attention". 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
623 There goes Benedict Cardinal. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
624 They met at a Bernie Sanders rally. 1.4286 0.14019 28 20 4 4
625 I hear he joined the NRA. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
626 It took a lot of therapy, but she's forgiven her Dad's killer. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
627 Bob always says, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
628 We could do that too, if we weren’t yellow-bellied. 1.4242 0.12332 33 23 6 4
629 No worries. She's one of ours, and she's already tweeted the coordinates to the drone. 1.4242 0.11539 33 22 8 3
630 Why tweet it? They'd never believe us. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
631 Looks like they've got each others' backs. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
632 Supposedly they have an agreed safe word 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
633 I finally get the birdbrain thing. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
634 Campaigning for the Darwin Award 2016 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
635 He's always calling...'Shotgun!!!!' 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
636 I like his tweets. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
637 Are you sure? He doesn't look like Elmer Fudd. 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
638 He just keeps re-tweeting it: "The NRA: keeping you safe." 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
639 When do you think he'll realize the branch is moving? 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
640 Just ignore him. You wanna go poop on a statue? 1.4231 0.14856 26 19 3 4
641 He's been like that ever since his wife flew south without him. 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
642 Technically, she's not in his hand, exactly. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
643 Fight or flight is lost on her. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
644 He always was a bit cuckoo. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
645 It's either very, very stupid or pure genius. 1.4231 0.14856 26 19 3 4
646 Talk about cocky... 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
647 Talk about faith in the Endangered Species Act! 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
648 Shh. Don't tweet. Text. 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
649 Must be some type of fraternity pledge. 1.4194 0.12930 31 22 5 4
650 What does he know that we don't know? 1.4194 0.11143 31 20 9 2
651 Wow, he must have cojones the size of acorns. 1.4194 0.12070 31 21 7 3
652 We're safe - a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1.4194 0.12070 31 21 7 3
653 That's why he's called cuckoo. 1.4167 0.14641 24 17 4 3
654 We call it 'suicide by hunter.' 1.4167 0.11913 24 15 8 1
655 One on the gun beats two in the bush. 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
656 If birds have balls, he is exhibit A. 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
657 Something about the statues in this park just doesn't seem right. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
658 Gimme a break. He knows the guy's a deer hunter. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
659 No harm, no fowl. 1.4138 0.09308 29 17 12 0
660 The man still hasn't realized he can't actually whistle. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
661 He used to work as the canary in the coal mine. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
662 I should've known from his tweets that he was a stool pigeon. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
663 Can you believe she joined the NRA? 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
664 Is one on the gun worth two in the bush? 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
665 I guess it's his swan song. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
666 I don't want to get philosophical, but we're only worth half as much as him. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
667 Pap's decoys are just getting too pathetic. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
668 She says he makes her feel safe. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
669 She's had that armed security service ever since the scary hawk threat. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
670 Shh! The Great Birdini's cannonball act is about to begin. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
671 If they both had half a brain they'd be twice as dangerous. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
672 She always ends up with the bad boys. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
673 That would be a terrific shot for a selfie. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
674 She thinks the season doesn't open till tomorrow. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
675 Darwin at work. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
676 Sometimes Bernie supporters can be too optimistic. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
677 He makes one Presidential rally cameo and now thinks he can do anything. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
678 I can't argue with the logic - it just doesn't feel like the safest spot. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
679 I can't begin to guess who's going to get the bigger surprise. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
680 Now, that's what I call a Mocking Bird! 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
681 I guess Darwin was wrong on at least two counts. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
682 I think it's a cuckoo. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
683 It's not clear which is actually the decoy..... 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
684 He likes to play chicken. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
685 I have been warning Simon about hitchhiking for years. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
686 A total traitor. He hangs out with cats too, so I hear. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
687 No one takes him seriously when he forgets his glasses. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
688 That's the worst decoy placement I've ever seen. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
689 I sure hope that counts as 'one in the hand'. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
690 Duck, it's a stool pigeon. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
691 He's a hunter from Portlandia. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
692 She's always attracted to the wrong guy. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
693 I hear that he's part stool pigeon. 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
694 She needed something to Tweet about. 1.4118 0.11264 34 23 8 3
695 It's not a death wish; he's just stupid. 1.4118 0.10443 34 22 10 2
696 Mine doesn't listen to me either. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
697 You ever ride shot-gun, Earl? 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
698 We let him learn through trial and error 1.4074 0.09636 27 16 11 0
699 Dude he just doesn't give a tweet. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
700 He's using the hide in plain sight strategy. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
701 I guess that is the safest place to take a break. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
702 She says that they are just friends! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
703 Now there's a Dodo for you. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
704 Snitch 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
705 yeah, but to win the bet he still has to poop in the barrel 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
706 Hey! Steal his hat. I dare ya, steal his hat. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
707 That's the last place he'll look 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
708 I told him taking the stock option was risky. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
709 You can get away with that if you're a sparrow. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
710 It’s a cheep shot. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
711 He'll be OK as long as he keeps his mouth shut 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
712 We may have to re-evalutate this "two-in-the bush" approach. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
713 This is how I'll always remembers him. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
714 Looks like a suicide by hunter. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
715 I can't decide whether Freud or Darwin would have more to say. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
716 They're symbiotic. One hunts while the other rides shotgun. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
717 Don't be fooled into complacency. He's a taxidermist. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
718 That's why he failed camouflage. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
719 He's actually a double agent. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
720 There's our adrenaline junkie. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
721 Looks easy, but I still prefer flying to riding shotgun. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
722 I've warned him repeatedly about the dangers of hitch-hiking but he just won't listen.. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
723 If that's not a sign it's time for an eye exam... 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
724 See that? Classic example of Stockholm Syndrome. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
725 ignorance is bliss 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
726 Looks like you owe somebody a whole lot a bird seed, my friend 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
727 Hiding in plain sight! 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
728 She would be better off in the pear tree. 1.4074 0.09636 27 16 11 0
729 I told you Bob was part Dodo. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
730 Rumor has it he gets fresh worms for being a spotter. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
731 He called shotgun first. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
732 Pat will do anything to win a bet 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
733 You see, Bob, this is what Xanax does to people. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
734 So THIS is what Junior means by "riding shotgun" 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
735 What do you think she'll use for the nest -- the hat or the mustache? 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
736 I hear he's loaded. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
737 Ernie always liked living on the edge 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
738 I have got to tweet about this! 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
739 I guess that punk's feeling lucky today. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
740 That, my friend, is chutzpah. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
741 OMG, have you been following his latest tweets? 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
742 He's taking his stand on guns a little too far this time. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
743 ...two Turtle Doves And a partridge on a Benelli 1.4074 0.14381 27 20 3 4
744 Hiding in plain gun sight? 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
745 I fear he's a sitting duck. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
746 He's got him over a barrel. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
747 Our little one...six weeks, and already an activist. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
748 Well, Gary has been going to a therapist but he still isn't exactly facing his fears... 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
749 One on the gun is better than two in the bush. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
750 In the hand, in the hand! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
751 Now that's a bird's-eye view. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
752 She was always the rebel in the family. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
753 Stay close to your friends...but stay closer to your enemies. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
754 I thought YOU were going to talk to her about the birds and the BB guns. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
755 It's been like this ever since he went to that Bernie Sanders rally. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
756 They say "keep you enemies closer." 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
757 Gutsiest move I've ever seen. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
758 Now there’s a sight you don’t see too often. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
759 Let's hope he's a bird in hand type of guy. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
760 I wouldn't want to add either to my professional network. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
761 Oh I'm going to have to tweet this. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
762 Sellout. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
763 I TOLD you that our son needs glasses! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
764 His father told him "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." 1.4074 0.09636 27 16 11 0
765 When did you first suspect that Tweety was a stool pigeon? 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
766 The alternative was Uber... 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
767 Are you live tweeting this? 1.4054 0.09848 37 24 11 2
768 So, it's true. She's been cheeping with the enemy. 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
769 I know Bob is really a quail... but he sure looks like a sitting duck! 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
770 I guess we should tell him rabbit season ended yesterday. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
771 I heard he's worth as much as both of us 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
772 He's been tweeting about this all day. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
773 Well, he's definitely from your side of the family. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
774 Damn. Fred always gets to ride shotgun! 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
775 I have no clue why Doug insists on riding shotgun. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
776 We have to tell Junior to get another hobby. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
777 He takes "tweeting" to another level. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
778 'He got the idea from Bugs Bunny." 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
779 Now that's what I call chirps-pah. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
780 Going out with a tweet. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
781 Well, if it isn't little Bird-edict Arnold. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
782 Our little Tweetie always has loved to ride shotgun. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
783 He must have tweeted our location. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
784 Now watch, he's about to fire off another tweet. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
785 I agree, Steve definitely needs glasses. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
786 I double dared him. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
787 Last time it was the coal mine, now it's riding shotgun. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
788 I had a hunch Phil was sleeping with the enemy. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
789 Hasn't he learned from Bambi? 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
790 Now that's what I call chutzpah! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
791 See that Judith? They call that the 1% 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
792 I don't know what she sees in him! 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
793 Midlife crisis. He just turned three and a half. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
794 His hazing is now complete. Welcome, Brother Jeff. 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
795 They don't talk to each other anymore, but they're still together. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
796 Newbie. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
797 When I told him to be a lookout, that's not what I had in mind. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
798 So---at ten paces the duck does what? 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
799 Isn't he the one who told us to keep our friends close? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
800 I call shotgun next. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
801 Uber penetrates another market. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
802 He's always been a strong 2nd Amendment supporter. 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
803 It's actually a surprisingly safe place to be. 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
804 Someone should tell him that "Hunting is for the birds" is a figure of speech." 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
805 I told you to get his eyes checked! 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
806 Leopold is quiet on the details of their arrangement. 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
807 Ah, the innocence of youth. 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
808 That crazy bastard always did love riding shotgun. 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
809 Bad spot for a nest. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
810 We're safe....were the two in the bush. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
811 I guess he shoots with a Bird's eye view. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
812 There's our lookout! 1.3846 0.09730 26 16 10 0
813 I dared him. I didn't think he'd really do it. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
814 Bold move, hiding in plain site. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
815 A cuckoo, no doubt. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
816 Looks like Polly's exercising her 2nd amendment rights again. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
817 Like they say,'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer' 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
818 We should have been more specific with our "Where to Land" instructions 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
819 Those smart-alec teenagers think they’re indestructible. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
820 I had no idea she was being radicalized. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
821 Oh, she's game all right. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
822 Next comes the tweets wondering why she's attracted to the wrong type of men. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
823 He's good looking, but kind of a dodo. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
824 I wouldn't follow her tweets either. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
825 You should see what this guy does during elk season 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
826 They get radicalised on Twitter these days, you know. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
827 Best we not follow that tweet. 1.3846 0.14756 26 20 2 4
828 Best pointer I've ever seen-if you're hunting worms. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
829 I've heard she's a hunter whisperer. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
830 He has no fear. Last week, he took a dump on Trump. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
831 Not too bright, but our boy's sure got some moxie. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
832 Don't go shooting your mouth off 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
833 He's as crazy as a loon....literally. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
834 I've got to 'tweet' this! 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
835 Conscientious Objector 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
836 There! THAT’s what you call chutzpah. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
837 #occupyshotgun 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
838 Once you get past the morbidness of it all, the story of their friendship really is kind of adorable. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
839 One day his sleep flying is really going to get him in trouble... 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
840 Guns don't kill birds, people kill birds. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
841 She's going through a peaceful protest phase. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
842 I don't know which one's more stupid. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
843 I've been worried about Bob since he attended that Bernie rally. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
844 The OkCupid algorithm is getting weirder. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
845 That elusive Darwin Award - at least he keeps trying. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
846 He keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
847 You had to tell her that we left her everything in our will!" 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
848 He likes to live on the edge. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
849 He has neither flight nor fight. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
850 He's keeping his enemies closer. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
851 It's so sad, all her affairs seem to end badly. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
852 Sweet bird of youth- his endangered species status came thru. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
853 I think the expression is "in hand" but I still like our odds. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
854 He's trying to win a Darwin award. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
855 And they wonder why neither of them can find a mate. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
856 ...and this is why there are two turtle doves. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
857 No telling what some will do for a free ride. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
858 This ridiculous hazing has got to stop. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
859 It,s the latest thing in bird watching. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
860 I didn't know bobolinks went in for extreme sports. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
861 Should we warn him or just tweet about it? 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
862 Worst. Lookout. Ever. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
863 I just don't trust those birds from Vichy. 1.3846 0.14756 26 20 2 4
864 Is she cuckoo? 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
865 They've declared a truce in honor of Earth day. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
866 Be patient. We attack on his signal. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
867 Don't believe it. He's a decoy. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
868 Who does he think he is? 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
869 He tweets after every shot. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
870 I heard he's voting for Trump 1.3846 0.14756 26 20 2 4
871 Should we tweet about this? 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
872 Ugh, but he always gets to ride shotgun! 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
873 That's our boy. He's got some of your mother's cuckoo in him. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
874 Too lazy to fly, always riding shotgun. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
875 It's a dream come true for him. He's always wanted to ride shotgun. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
876 Thats why I stopped following her tweets. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
877 And so all of a sudden he's begun acting like some big shot... 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
878 That's not chutzpah, that's cojones! 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
879 They have a symbiotic relationship. He doesn't shoot the bird, and the bird doesn't crap on his cap. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
880 No - he was a pompous jerk way before he joined the NRA. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
881 All Right !!! Rusty's In The Club! 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
882 Look at who's calling the shots now! 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
883 Ever since we were kids, he's always been first to call shotgun. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
884 He wanted to change the system from within. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
885 It's only minimum wage, but it keeps him on his toes. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
886 Looks like the Angry Birds are bringing reinforcements. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
887 When you think about it, maybe he's not so crazy after all. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
888 Apparently, he read somewhere it's a sin to kill a mockingbird. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
889 Why would he attach that to his gun? I'm gonna go in for a closer look. 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
890 Hope that her cell phone doesn't ring. 1.3824 0.10354 34 23 9 2
891 I guess it's rabbit season 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
892 I agree, a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
893 Oh, that Abilgail. Always a barrel of laughs. 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
894 Which one's the decoy? 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
895 I told you that boy needed glasses 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
896 I told you we should have tried harder to get into the good preschool. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
897 Is she clueless or a visionary? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
898 Believe it or not, he is a sitting duck. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
899 Can't wait to tweet about this ... little Petey riding shotgun! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
900 I always took him for a stool pigeon. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
901 oh to be young and fearless again 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
902 He really needs a sibling to play with. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
903 I'll bet you ten to one that the decoy is the one holding the gun. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
904 Obviously, Bert's running out of ideas for his suicide attempts. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
905 Like I've said...stay close to your enemies. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
906 He knows...keep your enemies closer. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
907 I wonder if Mr. Sunshine over there knows his perch is loaded? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
908 She was impressed by Tiananmem Square 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
909 These millennials think they can just perch themselves on anything. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
910 I thought his bird call sounded too good to be true. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
911 Ah, dramatic irony. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
912 Where did we go wrong? 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
913 What makes you think they're intelligent? 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
914 He's always going out on a limb. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
915 He thinks he's part of the 1 percent 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
916 I can't believe our own son took a decoy job. 1.3750 0.09786 32 21 10 1
917 Nope, decoy. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
918 #deathwish. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
919 He does that to everybody Dick Cheney takes hunting. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
920 Well... there's something to be said for keeping your enemies close. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
921 First it was Bernie's podium. Now he's just showing off. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
922 Well, it's what you call the cat bird seat. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
923 Worst use of a decoy ever. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
924 You know what they say: a bird on a gun is worth two in the bush. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
925 Looks like his best bird-hunting days are behind him. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
926 This could end up being one heck of a tweet 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
927 I think Julian's fear of flying has gone too far. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
928 A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush, I think we are safe. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
929 Worst. Scarecrow. Ever. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
930 Our daughter does this just to upset us ! 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
931 Darn, I bet him four worms he couldn't get away with that. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
932 I hate playing Truth or Dare with that guy. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
933 Hence the name 'mockingbird.' 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
934 There goes my nest egg. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
935 Its called "chutzpah." 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
936 She volunteered to be the neighborhood's early warning system. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
937 First Bernie gets one, now everybody wants one. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
938 And now, phase two: he flies away with it gripped in his mighty talons! 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
939 If only he had a bird's eye view. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
940 Help me, Dear. Is that irony or coincidence? 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
941 I told you that small egg looked cuckoo to me. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
942 So, which is it? A bird mocking or a mocking bird? 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
943 You distract him and I'll poop on his hat. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
944 "What!!! You forgot the camera??? 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
945 She could've picked any branch on any tree ... but no - not my daughter! 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
946 Only in Portland... 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
947 He didn't make the 74 IQ cut for NRA membership. 1.3684 0.17456 19 15 1 3
948 I'll bet he's singing like a canary. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
949 We'd get more members if we eased off on the hazing. 1.3667 0.13116 30 23 3 4
950 That's one approach to camouflage. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
951 Et tu, Blue Jay? 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
952 That size queen won't ride anything less than a 12-gauge. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
953 I think that the term 'riding shotgun' seems to get lost in translation for birds. 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
954 What on earth do you suppose she sees in him? 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
955 It may be rabbit season but he's really pressing his luck. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
956 You know, I think it's time to cut our losses with that one. 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
957 I don't know why adolescents insist on testing the limits. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
958 Wow, the gun lobby sure has him over a barrel. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
959 Let's tweet this. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
960 He's always been a 2nd Amendment nuthatch. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
961 He really committed to hiding in plain sight. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
962 Why are we laughing? He's safer than we are. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
963 She DOES like heavy metal! 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
964 You know, Artie hasn't been quite right since we headed North." 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
965 How much do you suppose a bird on the barrel is worth? 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
966 She makes a bit too much of living on the edge. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
967 Now knock him out and take the gun! 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
968 I don't understand why he votes against his own interests. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
969 God bless him for being the one in the hand. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
970 He sure is keeping his enemy closer. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
971 I'm definitely taking "TRUTH" next time. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
972 Frank works for the hunting lobby. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
973 Bob's nearsighted. Luckily, so's Edwin. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
974 I regret telling him that he's special. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
975 At least he didn't get into marijuana. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
976 Never imagined he'd be on the No Fly List. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
977 Yea! Keep your enemies close. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
978 Game on! 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
979 She'll never live to tell the quail. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
980 This could be the last tweet he ever sends 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
981 Tim's always got to jump the gun. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
982 My money's on the bullet. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
983 Look, he's a teenager. All teenagers are birdbrains. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
984 Hard to believe anyone is going to find this funny! 1.3600 0.15144 25 20 1 4
985 I told you he was really a stool pigeon. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
986 You know what they say about the adolescent brain. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
987 He must be in need of a little seed money... 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
988 How many times have I told Junior not to hitch-hike!? 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
989 He's getting a little cocky ever since that Bernie incident. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
990 Believe me, with this strategy he'll learn to fly in no time. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
991 Wow, talk about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer! 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
992 Time for a pheasants' revolt. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
993 It really is the safest place to perch. 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
994 Just one little tweet and there'll be no more twitter... 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
995 Don't you think Junior has taken "riding shotgun" to an extreme. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
996 Sure, that’s gutsy. But I never called him "chicken." I just said he looks like a chicken. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
997 He said it's his Twitter handle." 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
998 This is the worst game of chicken I've ever seen. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
999 No, actually it's strategy is rather brilliant. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1000 The best offense is a good defense. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1001 Don't fall for her mating call--I think it could be a trap. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1002 We should be getting a tweet soon. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1003 I feel a lot safer since the Audobon Society installed the early warning system. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1004 But is it "Ha Ha" funny? 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1005 There's a good example of keeping your enemies closer. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1006 'Don't you wish that turkey season would last forever?' 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1007 Betty and Arthur discuss the dangers of free-range parenting. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1008 That bird? It's a cuckoo. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1009 I've changed my mind about the 'free-range parenting' movement. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1010 He's much nicer since he's gone vegan. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1011 It's called transcendental hunting. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1012 I guess. we can't call him chicken anymore. 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1013 He's so vain - probably thinks he's worth two of us. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1014 so that's the little birdie who told him 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1015 Wow! Looks like Herb bagged a human with that gun lure. 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1016 Cheney's still confused about who he's supposed to shoot 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1017 Why don't you fly over and introduce yourself to her? It's worth a shot. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1018 that slut would ride anything attached to a man 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1019 He says he's worth two of us. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1020 Relax, it's just Dick Cheney. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1021 Do you think our scout may have made a deal with the enemy? 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1022 Tweet if you want; I already posted on Instagram. 1.3571 0.13815 28 22 2 4
1023 You know what they say ," A bird on the barrel is worth two on the branch". 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1024 He was always a show off. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1025 Lucky for him its not stupid season yet 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1026 She finds a new guy and doesn't even call us anymore 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1027 Hard to tell which one is the cuckoo. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1028 We told him to be all he can be. Next time, we'll be more specific. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1029 If I understand the math, he should feel a trickle down his neck soon." 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1030 Incredible he is able no make that hunter to walk backwards. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1031 We should tweet him 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
1032 I think this vegan trend is finally catching on. 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
1033 I hope he has hamburger in the freezer 1.3500 0.16662 20 16 1 3
1034 I'm afraid that Tweetie has gone over to the dark side. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1035 Someone should tell him there are no free rides. 1.3488 0.08072 43 29 13 1
1036 OK, George got the gun; you get the shells and I'll take the hat. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1037 You know he was voted 'most likely to be in the hand' in high school. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1038 It's tough for a coal mine canary to find work today. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1039 Brainwashed by the NRA. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1040 Wonder which one's real? 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1041 Pushing him out of the nest might have been a bad idea. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1042 Tweet, tweet, tweet, TWEET! (translation: 'That's not a tree branch you moron!') 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1043 Shhhh...Not a PEEP! 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1044 I can't decide which one is more clueless. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1045 That's why I gave up internet dating. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1046 Pssst Steve! Not what we meant by taking a stance on gun control! 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1047 If he gets that in his hand, we're safe. 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1048 The birdbrain volunteered to ride shotgun. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1049 Looks like he has developed Stockholm Syndrome. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1050 Bastard! 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1051 If he looks at you and says watch the birdie, fly! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1052 They're both in existential crises 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1053 Hide in plain sight. Brilliant. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1054 Junior's new friend worries me. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1055 A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1056 He uses it for Twitter blasts. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1057 I hope that plan doesn't backfire on him. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1058 Not too sure--it's either a Mockingbird or Twitter Follower 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1059 The sparrow is in the nest. Repeat, the sparrow is in the nest. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1060 I always thought he was a title cuckoo! 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1061 He wields obliviousness like a saber. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1062 I can only assume that Tabby riding has lost its thrill 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1063 There's Bird-a-dict Arnold! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1064 He may be riding shotgun, but I'm branch manager. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1065 Treason is never out of season. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1066 He said he would never be a cliche. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1067 If you think about it, that is actually the safest place to be. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1068 Don't worry. He's riding shotgun. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1069 They seem happy, but i can't see them staying together 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1070 I see Frank's been working through his trust issues. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1071 "Who would have guessed that Bob would go over to the dark side"? 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1072 I'm sure it'll blow up in my face, but I'm gonna ask her out 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1073 It's not the grandstanding but the tweeting about it that gets me. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1074 Don't look now, but your ex is dating another hunter. 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1075 I knew he'd sing, but I didn't think they could turn him. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1076 For once I would like him to choose "truth" in our Truth or Dare. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1077 Kids! In my day we'd stand on his cap peak and whistle dixie 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1078 He won't find us using a stool pigeon. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1079 The heart wants what the heart wants. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1080 Two in the bush is definitely worth more than one on the barrel. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1081 I wonder if Dan was the best quail to choose as our lookout? 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
1082 I told you he couldn't turn down a dare. 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
1083 That's feeding the hand that bites you! 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1084 She's always liked living on the edge.... 1.3462 0.09515 26 17 9 0
1085 Uh oh... How many birds in the bush is one on the barrel worth? 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
1086 Poor guy. I heard the ex-wife got the kids and the perch. 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
1087 I betcha within 10 minutes he has his wallet. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
1088 I think his plan is about to backfire. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1089 Interesting camouflage. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1090 I thought you told him not to play chicken 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1091 Does he think we're dodo birds?! What a stupid decoy! 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
1092 It looks like Blinky forgot his contacts again. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1093 "Do you think he knows he's not sitting on a branch? 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
1094 In this case, I'm inclined to think that two in the bush are better. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1095 I know, it's crazy, but he says he's hiding in plain sight. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
1096 He's anti-establishment. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1097 Like my dad used to say, "keep your wrens close, but your enemies closer." 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1098 Jumping the shark is so last week. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
1099 All clear. No sign of Dick Chaney. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1100 Must be an election year. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1101 Jeez. I was only kidding when I said "Three's a crowd". 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1102 I hope the hunter is far sighted... 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1103 Do we really need empirical evidence that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1104 Animal extreme sports 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1105 That Sanders rally sure made him cocky. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1106 I hear he's peeping with the enemy 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1107 Did I ever introduce you to my birdbrain of a cousin Lenny? 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1108 You think that's brave do you. Watch me land on his hat. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1109 "Give us a TWEET when you get there. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1110 He always was unflappable. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1111 He's no birdbrain! He knows you need to keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1112 I double-dog dared him. 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1113 Maybe that's it. Hide in plain sight. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1114 Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1115 Didn't I read we are now an endangered species? 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1116 No more flocking together with her. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1117 That's Wally, always pushing the envelope. 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1118 phoebe always did have two right wings. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1119 I wonder how many followers he has. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
1120 Are we the two in the bush, and he is the bird in the hand or is he just an idiot? 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1121 tweet, that's #worthtwointhebush 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1122 Do you think that's what they mean when they say, " Keep your friends close, and your enemy closer." ? 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1123 Thank God! A bird on the gun is worth two on the bush. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1124 Obviously another severe case of Stockholm Syndrome. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1125 The one place he'll never look 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1126 Son of a bitch!! That's the little little birdie that tells him where to hunt! 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1127 It's a cultural exchange program. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1128 It’s the same trick we used to get Dick Chaney to shoot his friend in the face. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1129 At first I thought it was a Stool Pigeon. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1130 I wish he'd stop saying "some of my best friends are birds" before he fires. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1131 I can't believe our son turned on us like that 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
1132 Brilliant! He's hiding in plain gun-sight. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1133 I never pictured Frank as a stool pigeon. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1134 Not a peep 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1135 So that’s the NRA’s new mascot! 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1136 Beware! One bird on a barrel is safer than two on a bush. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
1137 The death of Twitter 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1138 He's still technically ahead of the game. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1139 So which one's the dumber animal? 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1140 Tweetie pulled a thorn out of his foot once. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1141 Looks like L'il Chirp has turned narc! 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1142 Ironically, he's a lovebird. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1143 Apparently the DoDo bird isn't extinct. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1144 It was just a dare; I didn't think he'd really do it! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1145 I hear he's got connections. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1146 I keep trying to accept his new lifestyle. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1147 As the pet of an NRA lobbyist, he kind of has to look the other way sometimes. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1148 Remember--he's more scared of us than we are of him. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1149 Looks like entrapment to me. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1150 Something tells me his cataract surgery wasn't a success. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1151 One day it will all backfire on him. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1152 He says he got the idea from Occupy Wall Street. 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1153 It must be safe. Look at Judas. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1154 A bird on the barrel is worth how many in the bush? 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1155 Look at our son... Already standing proud on a branch of a walking tree. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1156 Hopefully this rebellious phase ends soon. 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1157 I hope that means a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1158 It's a decoy. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1159 One thing I'll say for her: She always stuck to her guns. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1160 Well, a bird on the handgun is worth two in the bush. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
1161 It's cheaper than Uber. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1162 Look! A red-backed Quisling! 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1163 Not exactly a pear tree, is it? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1164 I thought we taught her to look the other way. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1165 You have got to admire his fearlessness, he just doesn't give a tweet. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1166 Well I certainly didn't raise her that way. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1167 she volunteered to be the decoy! 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1168 I've tried to warn her about the dangers of hitchhiking but she never listens. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1169 Dead man perching... 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1170 I guess a bird in the hand is really worth more than two in the bush. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1171 Did you start the timer? 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1172 Polly forgot his glasses again. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1173 Ever since he landed on Bernie Sander's podium, he thinks he can land anywhere he wants! 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1174 let's go land on his head 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1175 They say that's the safest place to be during hunting season. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1176 That stool pigeon is singing like a canary! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1177 Don´t pay any attention. It´s just a decoy. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1178 That's the lazy way to migrate. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1179 Talk about clueless. 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1180 Brave, yes. But incredibly stupid. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1181 And I thought we were cuckoo. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1182 Welp...fish in a barrel, you're officially on notice. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1183 She's telling us old George forgot his glasses again. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1184 Trust me, we're better off as two in the bush than a finch on a barrel. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1185 PSSSSST..hey Harvey look left! look left! 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1186 I'm going to twitter about it. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1187 Larry's the best dog bird around. 1.3333 0.15542 24 20 0 4
1188 I heard it was a shotgun wedding. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1189 He's been like that since Susan left. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1190 He's clearly the one who's 'cuckoo.' 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1191 Now that's a Cuckoo bird. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1192 Dare devilry is one of his mating ploys... 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1193 Our little one is a real humanbrain 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1194 Stay still and no jokes about "riding shotgun"! 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1195 I hope Bambi doesn't fall for this. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1196 He's a coal miner. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1197 Better to be two in the bush. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
1198 Guns don't kill birds. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1199 Are you for sure that the saying goes " A bird in the hand ...... ? " 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1200 I'd say he has him over a barrel. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1201 I hope he knows that he's not sitting on a branch. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1202 Don't be fooled. He does want two in the bush. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1203 With only one hunter, "hide in plain sight" can work. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1204 We always knew he was a son of a gun! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1205 Pretty sure the cartoonist wants us to ridicule the NRA. I just can't figure out how. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
1206 He's sure to get a lot of tweets, though. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1207 Not fair. He's using a stool pigeon. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1208 He said he wanted to take a stand on gun control. I'm not sure he understands the issue. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1209 Cocky. Isn't he. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1210 He's watched too many Bugs Bunny cartoons. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1211 I'll take truth 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1212 With balls that big he won't be able to fly away 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1213 The best place to hide is on site. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1214 Well, there's one we won't have to worry about. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1215 Even if he ends up 'in the hand,' no way is he worth more than you and me. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
1216 Ok. He's in position. By the way, when was the last time YOU mooned a hunter? 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
1217 A bird feed addict will sell out his own mother. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1218 He'd be a lot safer if he learned how to fly.. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1219 He must have balls the size of peanuts. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
1220 Well, that's one way to find his mother. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1221 Well....he is an NRA member! 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1222 He's a stool pigeon for the gun lobby. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1223 I told you we never should have moved to Oregon. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1224 Notice how Farmer Brown makes a complete 180 each time he hears a tweet. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
1225 Stay alert - technically, he's not 'in hand.' 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1226 Must be first day of rabbit season. 1.3200 0.09522 25 17 8 0
1227 I'm not surprised. His parents were stool pigeons. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1228 Wasn't he at Woodstock? 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1229 Not to worry, he's hunting wabbits. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1230 Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. He's about to snap one off right on the barrel. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1231 She's so arrogant. I heard her say she's worth the two of us here in the bushes. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1232 He's twice the bird we are. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
1233 I've heard of symbiotic relationships but that's just a plain death wish. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1234 Back in my day we were in hands, not on guns. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1235 You know, he's lasted this long, maybe he's onto something. Shall we? 1.3200 0.09522 25 17 8 0
1236 Speaking of a shotgun marriage. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
1237 So much for that "birds of a feather" stuff. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1238 I think our net worth has just been greatly diminished. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1239 You know there is an bit of Elmer Fudd in every man. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1240 I told you he would sing like a canary. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1241 They call us bird-brains? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1242 No, Jerry! Don't look inside! ITS NOT A BIRD FEEDER! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1243 It makes them both feel macho. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1244 He clearly needs a refresher on how to use decoys. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1245 My money's on the bird. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1246 The other two are still in the bush. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1247 Should we tell him where the Bernie rally is? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1248 Relax. A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1249 The fun part is when the guy finally sees him and Mort doesn’t let go. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1250 Let's be grateful that junior didn't fly away to join ISIS! 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1251 He really thinks that little guy is worth the two of us? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1252 The gun lobby will use this for another peaceful use for guns. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1253 This gun is useless; everyone knows that you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1254 I think it's known as a peep sight. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1255 Looks like he joined the Other Side. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1256 I always knew Vinny was a rat. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1257 Looks like she's riding shotgun. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1258 Glad to see he's putting all that unpheasantness behind him. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1259 You want to tweet him? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1260 I told him to stay in the nest until the eye drops wore off. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1261 He is so grounded. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1262 He feels strongly about her Second Amendment rights. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1263 He did always fly to the beat of his own gunner. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1264 He's gone over to the dark side. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1265 A few seconds on Bernie's podium and he thinks he's invincible. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1266 Send him another tweet. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1267 You have to admire her willingness to reach across the aisle. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1268 maybe he should have taken truth. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1269 'Time to push him out of the nest' you said. 'Time to push him out of the nest.' 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1270 "He always wanted to be a BIG SHOT 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1271 I told you a bird on the man is worth two in the bush. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1272 He may be early but he'll never see the worm. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1273 That Phil is one brave bird. No, he's just cuckoo. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1274 Rudy always seems to find the most unusual Internet travel sites. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1275 I've heard of hiding in plain sight, but never hiding as the sight. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1276 Wait, it gets better. He just ate. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1277 One of them is going to learn the hard way. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1278 Blue jay, red state. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1279 We call it 'Hidden in plain sight'. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1280 Embarrassing—just one twitter follower. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1281 Oh-oh. Bye-Bye Birdie! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1282 I thought dog was mans best friend 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1283 It's wabbit season. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1284 ... and he keeps his enemies closer. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1285 I'm not so sure the expensive private school was the best choice in the end. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1286 She's exercising her right to sit on whatever stick she chooses. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1287 He was let go as canary in a mineshaft. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1288 I don't care how sympatico they are, he just doesn't seem right for her. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1289 Don't answer his tweets! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1290 I see Tweety is riding shotgun again. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1291 Ok, if he can stay there for another two minutes, he's in the club. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1292 Putting oneself on the crosshairs is sometimes the safest position. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1293 I don't trust his Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1294 Those human decoys get more life-like every year. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1295 He's a strange bird. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1296 Icarus would be proud. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1297 He'll realize it's not a branch eventually . . . right honey? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1298 Don't worry, a bird on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1299 Always living on the edge is your brother 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1300 That's my boy! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1301 He's taking this Mocking Jay thing to a whole new level. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1302 He's never been afraid to live life on the edge. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1303 Stu? He's a yellow-bellied turncoat. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1304 Our embedded reporter is doing a great job so far!.. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1305 So typical with her - new week, new hunter. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1306 I guess Frankie IS a big shot now. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1307 Keep your enemies closer... 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1308 This isn't sitting well with the dog unions. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1309 It's nice that someone finally answered his mating call. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1310 It's called hiding in plain sight. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1311 What...you were expecting another Trump cartoon? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1312 Now, there's the definition of "Irony"... 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1313 We have to address Bobby's impulse control. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1314 She's always living on the edge 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1315 He's a stool pigeon for the NRA 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1316 It's a drone. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1317 That's his dog-bird 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1318 It's her new consulting gig. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1319 140 word obit coming up. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1320 He's hiding in plain sight. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1321 Worms! They're hunting worms! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1322 She's cute, but I don't like the position she's taken. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1323 That's one game bird. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1324 He said he'd whistle if he saw anything dangerous. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1325 He told me he was inspired by the Tiananmen Square protester. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1326 He's taking your keep-your-enemies-close advice to an extreme. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1327 It's time you talked to our son about the facts of life. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1328 And you thought tweeting online was dangerous 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1329 So what's a *gun* in the hand worth? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1330 I don't understand adrenalin junkies at all. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1331 I always thought Ed was a bird brain. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1332 I sense neither one lives in the present. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1333 I believe it's what they call "leaning in". 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1334 Our little girl's giving a whole new meaning to "riding shotgun!" 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1335 Now that's wht I call the catbird seat! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1336 I told you he was a stool pigeon. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1337 That's genius, she's out of the line of fire. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1338 She makes it through hunting season year after year. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1339 Suicide attempt no53, I'm sure he can make it this time. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1340 I find the new gunsight offensive. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1341 You go girl! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1342 Don't be fooled. Our tiny friend is stuffed. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1343 Hey, Dufus! It still looks like a rifle! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1344 I hate it when they fight. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1345 Balls like ostrich eggs. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1346 His NRA rating is 95 % 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1347 Just because it's different doesn't mean it's wrong. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1348 Why does SHE get to ride shotgun?! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1349 You know what they say, "A bird on a gun is dumber than two in the bush". 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1350 Worst. Hunter. Ever. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1351 Now there's a guy who lives on the edge! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1352 Oh that's just a new decoy meant to attract single chicks who support the NRA 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1353 I hear she's Tweeting for the NRA. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1354 It's a changing world, Mildred. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1355 It should be o.k. We're the two in the bush. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1356 I'm so over it -- birds don't really make everything cuter. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1357 That taxidermist isn't fooling anyone!! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1358 Let's hope he can fly in the face of danger. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1359 Obamacare has made him fearless 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1360 So ... hindsight isn't *always* 20/20. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1361 I really admired his work in the Woodstock poster. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1362 Not to worry-The location of the decoy tells me he's a novice hunter. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1363 I heard he turned, and become a scout. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1364 Dead bird riding. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1365 You should see what it looks like what it looks like when he goes hunting for hippos. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1366 Looks like he's been taking birdseed from the gun lobby again. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1367 He thinks an enemy kept close at hand is better than two friends in bush. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1368 He'll never look there... 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1369 I always knew he was a bit of a Judas 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1370 Must be going for the Darwin Award. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1371 It's always been an odd relationship. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1372 Live by the gun, die by the gun. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1373 I heard he has a mole working for him too. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1374 Now that's what we call a dodo bird. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1375 His latest tweet was that he's trying to work within the system. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1376 Peep sight! 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1377 OK. When Billy gets the gun, you grab the old geezer’s wallet. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1378 I don't understand the appeal, but it's her life. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1379 He's the ultimate bird of prey. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1380 Looks like two twits! 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1381 We've got a guy on the inside. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1382 Yes, I do believe it's the extremely rare "Huntus Oblivious!" 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1383 There's no way she's worth the two of us. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1384 Such a sellout! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1385 He gets his chutzpah from your side of the family. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1386 No, it's true. As long as you're sitting there, he can't shoot you. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1387 Now tell her to reguritate the worm into the barrell 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1388 Didn't we just see him on Bernie Sanders podium? 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1389 You have to admire his pluck. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1390 You're right. Decoy location is everything. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1391 Stockholm syndrome strikes again! 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1392 You're right--it IS Bernie Sanders. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1393 Well, the strange thing is that birds aren't afraid of him but no humans will hunt with him and they say that he used to be some kind of vice president. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1394 Phoebe is such a showboat. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1395 You wanna tell him or should I? 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
1396 Our baby unfortunately joined the NRA. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1397 He always had a thing for being the bad ass renegade. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1398 I bet him he wouldn't do it and now I have to pay up. It seems he's got me over a barrel." 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1399 He knows that's not a branch, right? 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1400 Pass the word. We've a stool pigeon. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1401 He notifies next of kin. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1402 Birdie Flanders just doesn't have quite the same ring to it. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1403 Do you think he knows yet? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1404 Heroic, stupid, and novel, all at the same time. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1405 Smart, too close to shoot. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1406 It really makes you rethink the natural order of things, doesn't it? 1.3043 0.14657 23 19 1 3
1407 She looks single -- care to be my wingman? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1408 Well, he did call it first. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1409 You should have breastfed that boy. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1410 Hey, he's your son too! 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1411 That way, when he tweets, he can see who his followers are. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1412 If that had been Cheney instead of Sanders, that would wipe than stupid smile off his beak. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1413 See Ethel , there's one of 'em pro-gun democrat socialist doves I was warnin' you about...! 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1414 It's a new kind of blind. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1415 He'll do anything to avoid flying south for the winter. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1416 I hate it when he pulls that Francis of Assisi crap. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1417 Perhaps we ought to consider the advantages of helicopter parenting. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1418 Too soon the companion, too late the target. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1419 Next he'll have one of their bumper stickers on his butt. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1420 It's their audacity that puts them on the endangered species list. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1421 Okay, so which one's dumber? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1422 One in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1423 I'm told it's the new PR campaign for the NRA. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1424 We really need to get glasses for Junior! 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1425 What a turncoat. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1426 Now if he can somehow get to the bullets... 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1427 I think he has a death wish. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1428 I wonder which the hunter prefers, the bird on his barrel or us two in the bush? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1429 A bird on the rifle is worth two in the bush. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1430 Talk about whistling through the graveyard... 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1431 Not to worry he's a politician, talks loud but only shoots blanks. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1432 Relax. They only shoot each other now. 1.3043 0.14657 23 19 1 3
1433 Now that we're behind enemy lines, we can win this. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1434 sid is going to ruin everything sitting on the decoy like that 1.3043 0.14657 23 19 1 3
1435 Doesn't surprise me. He's a strict Constitutionalist. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
1436 He self-identifies as a bloodhound. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1437 Thinking inside the box is so underrated. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1438 He's got chutzpah I'll give him that. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1439 Well, I guess he has the catbird seat. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1440 Brunch today will be Eggs Benedict Arnold. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1441 Nothing is safer than being a rifle sight 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1442 First it was those weird pink berries, then low-altitude-sunroof-pooping, now this. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1443 He did it. Little guy once told me his was going to face away from his fears. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1444 Hopefully that finch doesn't flinch. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1445 Two in the bush, that's my strategy. Always stick with two in the bush. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1446 The guy is a legend. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1447 Risk taking! That's your side of the family! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1448 He only hunts Wabbits 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1449 I told her if she feeds and takes care of him we can keep him. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1450 Somebody needs a hunting lesson. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1451 He plans to live-tweet every shot. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1452 is that a tweet or a retreat? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1453 Gun control is for the birds. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1454 He's always free loading something. That's just the way he is. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1455 Well at least we have next spring to try again. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1456 A delegate in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1457 That Sanders campaign rally thing really went to his head. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1458 Sally's such a show off. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1459 They met at a Trump rally. She's always making choices against her own self-interest. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1460 Look, a cartridge! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1461 I can't wait to read his tweet. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1462 You've gotta give it to Bobby, he's got the best mating strategy in the forest. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1463 And they call us 'birdbrains'. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1464 Looks like a variant of Stockholm syndrome. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1465 We should keep OUR enemies close. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1466 This is why we have inherit the expression "bird brain" 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1467 His tweets have an international following. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1468 Sold out for a year's supply of sunflower hearts! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1469 That's a shotgun bird if I've ever seen one. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1470 Let's hope he worth two in the bush 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1471 That's that 'brown-noser thrush.' 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1472 He was always a social climber 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1473 I Told you he was a mockingbird! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1474 Bird brain. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1475 From the day he was hatched I knew he would be different. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1476 I'd say he's a sitting duck, but that would be racist. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1477 One day his pranks will backfire on him 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1478 Yea, I have heard that...but what's a bird on a gun worth? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1479 She's gone to the Dark Side! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1480 Sparrows! Always pushing boundaries. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1481 I think we should let Petey know the guy's not a worm hunter. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1482 A bird on a gun is worth two in a bush. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1483 I can't believe you tricked him into thinking that's a pear tree. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1484 He said that's the safest spot. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1485 And they disparage us as "bird brains." 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1486 Tweet, tweet, #dumbassbird 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1487 Don't be fooled - it's just a cheep stunt. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1488 I've never been much of a daredevil. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1489 Endangered species are such show offs. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1490 Now that's something to tweet about. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1491 Wow! Talk about hiding in plain sight. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1492 He's part dodo on his father's side. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1493 He called it first, so he gets to ride shotgun. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1494 We're not in the clear until he moves down to his hand. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1495 When did Larry turn into a stool pigeon? 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1496 I guess, if you can't beat them, join them. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1497 He's actually safer there. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1498 I'd say he's fallen pretty far from the tree ... 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1499 He's not brave. He's just not in season. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1500 There goes Merv, proving there's no magic bullet for stupidity. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1501 No wonder bird brains get a bad rap. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1502 I know it's politically incorrect to say it, but she is such a birdbrain. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1503 That's no squab -- that's a scab. 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
1504 I just don't have the heart to tell him he's a bird. 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
1505 He joined the NRA. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1506 Statistics be damned, personally I wouldn't perch there. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1507 There goes Cousin Tom 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1508 I don't know...it looks like a red herring to me. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1509 As long as he keeps quiet, hiding in plain sight could work. 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
1510 He's not worth two of us! 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1511 I don't understand how a bird could be a Republican these days. 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
1512 I swear, they get dumber every year. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1513 It always amazes me that I have friends in the NRA. 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
1514 Now who's the bird brain? 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1515 46, 47, 48 - he just might make a new personal best 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1516 He still hasn't seen the first robin of the spring. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
1517 He's no canary and that ain't no coal mine, but I still get a bad vibe. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1518 It's okay, he has Obamacare... 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
1519 Boy, the NRA know how to drive memberships! 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1520 Early bird gets the slug 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1521 Ever since they exchanged tweets, she's had his back. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1522 Decoy! 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1523 Is he still worth two in the bush? 1.2917 0.14090 24 20 1 3
1524 I can't tell if she's trying to be edgy, or is she edgy? 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1525 I don't know what to make of this. We're in the bush, but he's not in his hand. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1526 Now, if that ain't the ultimate tweet! 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
1527 He's fallen behind with his ophthalmologist payment plan. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
1528 I think we are safe with this one, what's for lunch? 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1529 Is that Chipper riding shotgun? 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
1530 I'll never understand why they go for one in the hand. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1531 I can't believe crazy Larry is going to poop on his gun. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1532 Her tweets are followed by everyone. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1533 Awww, she always calls shotgun! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1534 Herbert was never a big fan of Darwin. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1535 Safest place to be! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1536 If you think about it, he really is in the safest spot. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1537 How many birds in the bush are worth one on the gun? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1538 Rudy's so much happier now that he's gone domestic. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1539 Damn starlings. Always showing off. 1.2857 0.15649 21 18 0 3
1540 Her parents were killed in a tragic hunting accident and they've been inseparable ever since. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1541 "Now that, my friend, is proof that ignorance is not always bliss". 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1542 Nobody tweets him right. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1543 Bob's feeling cocky again. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1544 Now that's definitely worth two in the bush. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1545 It's hard to believe that we're worth the same. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1546 You can tell by his hat that he's not from Brooklyn. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1547 It's hard to decide who's more clueless. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1548 Her ancestors came from Woodstock, but now she lobbies for the NRA. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1549 From what I'm hearing, the old man's a superdelegate. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1550 He puts her by the sight to get a bird's-eye view. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1551 Bravery might be a virtue, but far-sightedness is bliss. 1.2857 0.15649 21 18 0 3
1552 Actually they're both assholes. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1553 I'm just grateful we have birds like him on the front line. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1554 You must be new in the neighborhood. Don't worry, it's a statue. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1555 We forgot one lesson. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1556 It's a coop d'etat! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1557 I still think military school was a bad idea 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1558 It's a good thing we're not an endangered species. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1559 Wow, two birds and one stoned. 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
1560 So how much do you think Jimmy is getting paid to be a Spotter? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1561 Nothing like hiding in plain sight! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1562 He must be a left winger? You think! 1.2857 0.15649 21 18 0 3
1563 You keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1564 That's what I call genuine sangfroid. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1565 It's actually pretty safe there. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1566 Well that is indeed a bold move, but the physics support that strategy. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1567 Legendary last tweet: 'Hey, watch this.' 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1568 Do you think he really doesn't know the difference between bird shot and bird seed? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1569 Shades of Elmer Fudd! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1570 Begin the hostage exchange. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1571 What a hunting fowl. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1572 That yellow-bellied sapsucker! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1573 Which cuckoo is the bigger idiot? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1574 Why am I so attracted to him? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1575 He really goes on a limb, doesn't he? 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1576 We have met the enemy and he is us. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1577 Let's face it. Junior just isn't that bright. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1578 Better than working the coal mines. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1579 A bird on the barrel is better than two in the bush. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1580 I said to hide in plain sight, not on a gun sight. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1581 'Bird-brain' doesn't begin to cover it. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1582 When will kids these days understand that they won't be alive to tweet something like that 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1583 So, your Jason got his internship with the ATF then? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1584 Petey is riding shot gun again. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1585 Quisling. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1586 The kid is hitchhiking again. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1587 He's the "little bird that told him". 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1588 C'mon - you think a bird on a rifle is really worth more than two in the bush? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1589 That woodpecker is really talented. He carved that life-size hunter out of an old oak tree. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1590 You go on ahead. There should be a double barrel coming along any minute. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1591 But what if the bird isn't actually in the hand? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1592 The young ones think they're so clever. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1593 Looks like clickbait to me... 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1594 He may have the right to bear arms but he doesn't look like he's part of a well regulated Militia to me. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1595 My ex joined the NRA. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1596 Looks like another fraternity hazing lawsuit to me. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1597 Oh look hun! It's the endangered Spotted Hunter Taunter! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1598 Riding shotgun can be dangerous. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1599 Looks like somebody's found a free ride to the next Bernie Sanders rally. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1600 Either he's a stool pigeon or a lobbyist for the NRA 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1601 I didn't know Fred was a Republican 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1602 I told you your ex was crazy! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1603 It's the new trend in adorable weaponry. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1604 He's such a show-off. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1605 Don't play chicken with him. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1606 He's gun-shy. That's his new therapist. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1607 Is that his bird dog? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1608 She's never had much luck picking a boyfriend. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1609 That's ten paces each. This duel looks like a draw. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1610 We could have been the three MUSKETeers 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1611 It's the latest decoy for nearsighted hunters. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1612 Poor Carl has really lost it ever since his tail got shot off. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1613 That's one cocky bird-in-hand. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1614 It's the Brown-Nosed variety of the Yellow-Bellied Flycatcher. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1615 That quail knows Dick Cheney shoots only lawyers. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1616 Something about that tree looks a little off. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1617 I thought it was just a rumor that he became a lobbyist. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1618 Don't be fooled, stay alert. It's not a dove. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1619 If you ask me, they're both birdbrains. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1620 I warned you not to teach that child to be so trusting. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1621 That guy should watch out. Dick Cheney is hunting nearby. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1622 That neighbor kid always pushes the limits. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1623 I think Tweety should rethink his view on the Second Amendment! 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1624 I' guessing the NRA liked his tweets 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1625 Just stay there and you can't get shot. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1626 Hipsters will put a bird on anything. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1627 Must be a Millennial bird.... 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1628 He's safe as long as he can hang on. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1629 Are you sure he really understood that whole '...keep your enemies closer' concept? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1630 He hasn't been the same since his dog left him. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1631 Backfire! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1632 I heard it was a Michael Graves' design. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1633 He grew up in this neighborhood, and now look, he's been radicalized by the hunters. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1634 Who's the bigger birdbrain? 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1635 Send him a tweet saying the hunter has him over a barrel! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1636 A quisling if there ever was one. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1637 He's not much of a shot. 1.2857 0.15649 21 18 0 3
1638 I think he thinks it's bait. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1639 I told you we should never have let him watch those Bugs Bunny cartoons. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1640 If you tweet nice things, even the NRA can be your friend. 1.2857 0.15649 21 18 0 3
1641 Penny for your thoughts. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1642 Season 5, Season 6--what difference does it make when the plot never changes? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1643 Guess he missed the whole "bird in the hand" memo. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1644 I always knew she'd sing like a canary. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1645 There goes that guy who always has a chirp on his shoulder. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1646 I KNEW Bernie Sanders wasn't really a hunter! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1647 It's either a bad decoy or the dumbest bird I ever saw. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1648 He is trying to curry favor! I think, though, he will soon be curried flavor. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1649 I suppose there are worse hiding places... 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
1650 Yep, Fred found the safest place. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1651 I shouldn't have called her an Uber. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1652 Tweeted he joined the NRA. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1653 The over is 2 minutes. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
1654 I think we don't have to worry much with this one! Check out that hat!!! 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
1655 I knew our girl would bring us honor. First, that noble call for peace on Bernie's podium, and now fearlessly standing up to the gun lobby. What injustice will she challenge next? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
1656 Even as a toddler he always like to take chances. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
1657 Damn it Larry, this is not how you ride shotgun. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1658 Hunting guide, schmunting guide...if we catch him, we're gonna hang him. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
1659 I am definitely going to tweet about this. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1660 And then eventually he'll discover poop on his barrel. Lou's editorial statements are so sublimely symbolic. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1661 I didn't realize the grass was that deep! 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
1662 Be still! Ol' Grimsby's got a Snitch. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1663 They both refuse to wear glasses. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1664 She's interning as a scope. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1665 Now that's what I call balls 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1666 hipsters... 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1667 I always figured he was a right-winger. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1668 Never trust double agents. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1669 He loves to remind us that he's not a game bird. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1670 Kids are always looking for a rush these days. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1671 So, what exactly is that one worth? 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1672 Maybe it's deer season. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1673 Our admissions counselor felt he needed more real-world experience. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1674 From the pear tree to the dark side in one swoop... 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1675 She's crazy as a loon. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1676 How many is one on the gun worth? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1677 Is a bird on the gun worth two in the bush? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1678 We're safe as long as we're two in a bush. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
1679 Keep your eye on little Albert. He's a smart one. Sits on the rifle barrel and can't get shot. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1680 He says it's the safest place. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1681 When he says look at the birdie. Don!t. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
1682 I think he's more of a deer person. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1683 I didn't know junior was an NRA supporter. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1684 Working for the enemy, I see. Ain't many jobs for the young'uns since they closed the coal mines. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1685 I can't decide if the dodo is on the left or on the right. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1686 Its Latin name is Venator innocens, meaning "harmless hunter". 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1687 I'm old school, but I'm down with 'live tweets'! 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1688 His name is Neville Chamberlain 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1689 Keep your friends close , and the NRA closer. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1690 Relax. He only gets two shots to make birdie. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1691 'Two in the bush' is working for me today. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1692 does it really shoot seeds? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1693 Looks like we lost another to the NR A. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1694 Audubon...NRA...tomato...tomahto. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1695 I think it's called hubris. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1696 Elmer just isn't the same since that silly rabbit left. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1697 He used to work in a mine, but decided decoy work was safer. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1698 "...Harry always believed on living life on edge"... 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1699 He just loves riding 'Shotgun'! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1700 Should we tell him. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1701 I love it when Chuck plays chicken. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1702 He's either very smart or very stupid. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1703 That's a cheep shot, if I ever saw one. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1704 Shhh! Don't make a chirp; he could be a decoy. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1705 It's his first day as lookout 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1706 I hear that little bird tells him everything. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1707 Posttraumatic stress from a long career as coal mine canary. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1708 He's from Stockholm. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1709 Now ten paces each. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1710 It looks dangerous, but it's actually not a bad strategy. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1711 He's REALLY got our buddy over a barrel now. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1712 Obviously left the nest too soon. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1713 His wife left because he was shooting blanks 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1714 That bird's got some pair of eggs on him. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1715 All he's really saying is give peace a chance. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1716 Talk about a bird brain. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1717 A bird on the gun could be worth more than two in the bush. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1718 They met while tweeting. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1719 I agree. Bruce has gone over to the dark side. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1720 Bob! That's not your Uber! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1721 Jerry's a staunch supporter of the second amendment. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1722 Does Sammy support a bird's right to bear arms, too? 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
1723 She turned. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1724 Pair of two..on a branch to your right..don't look now 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
1725 Darwin was definitely onto something with his "survival of the fittest" theory. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1726 All we are saying is give peeps a chance 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1727 Millenial. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1728 And from then on, the legend of "Pedro" was whispered among trees and nests in awe. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1729 I'll take two in the bush, thank you very much. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1730 I told that sucker he'd be worth more over there than with us 2 in the bush. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1731 He always wanted to be a hawk. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1732 AND he's tweeting about it. Show-off! 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1733 Looks like the NRA finally got to Saint Francis. 1.2727 0.14977 22 19 0 3
1734 She's just looking out for herself. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1735 Well, I guess in theory that is the safest place to be. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1736 Why must that boy ALWAYS go out on a limb? 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1737 I blame myself for making him too trusting. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1738 He'll be signing a different tune if that farmer ever turns around. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1739 This is going south real quick. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1740 Don't worry - a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1741 The kid always shows off when he knows Elmer is out of ammo. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1742 Not that they ever ask, but I would have recommended the hawk scope. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1743 Boy....that Todd was never one to be gun shy. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1744 Stockholm Syndrome? Maybe, but I'm thinking more like turncoat. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1745 I told her hitchhiking was dangerous! 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1746 Just because he saw Peter and the Wolf, he thinks every hunter is his friend 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1747 I bet him two worms that he couldn't get close enough to poop on his gun. Looks like it's time to start digging! 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1748 We'll drop our payload on the hat and shoulder targets. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1749 Looks like we found our bird sanctuary. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1750 I gotta give it to your sister: she's outgunned us again. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1751 That's Doug. You know, "from his cold dead talons" Doug. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1752 Wait for it...Wait for it... 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1753 Earl sure does love riding shotgun. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1754 Damn he got to ride shotgun again!!!! 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1755 You couldn't pay me to do that. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1756 Hunters: they love you at sparrow size, but put on a few pounds and suddenly you're a piece of meat 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1757 He thinks riding shotgun is safer. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1758 You know what they say, you can't pick your kid's friends. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1759 I don't think he understands how to use a decoy. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1760 Those mockingbirds just love to taunt hunters. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1761 I thought u said he called Uber? No, I said Goober. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1762 That takes the meaning of oblivious to a whole new level. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1763 Turntail. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1764 I warned her not to peck around the special mushrooms. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1765 We're safe here. Stanley is no stool pigeon. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1766 I know, Woody's hilarious, he's edgy, he pushes the envelope...but I worry about him. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1767 She was raised by cats... 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1768 He's from Compton. Nothing scares him. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1769 I mean I knew he was depressed, but geez! 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1770 Dude, he is so grounded. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1771 It's a wonder they even evolved. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1772 He just hasn't been the same since the migration over the NRA convention 1.2692 0.13077 26 22 1 3
1773 Are we still worth less in this situation? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1774 Louise has no sense of danger. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1775 To win him over, she tweeted in trump talk. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1776 Rotten stool pigeon. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1777 Now that's an interesting decoy. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1778 Fred insists that his First Amendment rights trumps any Second Amendment claim. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1779 He comes from a long line of stoolies. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1780 What's the exchange rate of "a bird on your gun?" 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1781 The infiltration phase seems to be a success. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1782 Better take cover, his daily limit is three! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1783 Polly's decided to seek re-election, I see. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1784 I suppose you could say he has a bird's eye view. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1785 Now that's a bird brain!! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1786 Hey look, Janie's got a gun! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1787 Thrillseeker! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1788 Peaches has diarrhea. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1789 Say what you want, but she's not chicken. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1790 I think this is the longest Kyle's gone without tweeting. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1791 Yeah, he's a COOL dad. But sometimes I wish I had a NICE dad. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1792 If this isn't worth a tweet, what is? 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1793 I told you this was our lucky day, imagine if that bird was in his hand. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1794 Looks like lazy Larry's hitching a ride to the GOP convention. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1795 Little smarty called shotgun. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1796 Wow, Timothy will do anything for the retweets. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1797 Do you think, helping a human disguise himself as a tree, is traitorous? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1798 I'm glad Junior has found a safe place to hide. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1799 What's the worst that could happen if we said hi? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1800 It's the Stockholm effect. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1801 Shouldn't they BOTH be pacing...... 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1802 Keep your friends close and... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1803 It's not even loaded, just an excuse to get out of the house. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1804 Bet you 50 bucks he picks his nose. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1805 Based on his latest tweet, I think it's time we stop following him. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1806 I fear Dwight is taking his performance art class a little too seriously, don't you think? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1807 I agree. An impetuous tweet can really backfire. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1808 I think he's technically still worth two of us. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1809 I always new he was a sympathizer! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1810 Oh dear - our "two in the bush" currency just keeps devaluing. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1811 Now that's what I call a well-regulated militia. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1812 They exchanged tweets! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1813 I don't mind his species fluidity. What disturbs me is his support of the NRA. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1814 You think it's camouflage? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1815 Why didn't we think of that? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1816 Sparrows are the worst 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1817 The youngsters just can't do camouflage. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1818 That's why they call it a Peep Sight. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1819 Reminds me of seeing a dog holding a biscuit on his nose 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1820 Our child's selfie-obsession has gone too far. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1821 What do you think he's worth? 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1822 That little, no-good whistling Quisling! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1823 Our son is tweeting about gun control. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1824 He did say something about '..but keep your enemy closer'. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1825 Second Amendment? Really? You're going to tell me about the Second Amendment? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1826 This live tweet is going to end with a bang. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1827 ..and this is a textbook case of natural selection in the wild... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1828 That's the most optimistic decoy placement I've ever seen. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1829 Peter also saw him at a Trump rally. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1830 I know what they say about keeping your enemies close, but that's just ridiculous. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1831 How long has he been blind? 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1832 Ever since the Trump win, he's been looking for a way out. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1833 Tell Henry to tweet us when he points his gun. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1834 cheeky, deliberate, delightful..... but yet I'm still left with this lingering sense of despair. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1835 There is the traitor! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1836 Well, they do say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1837 Obviously bred to be a Pointer and not a Retriever. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1838 It's your fault he's overconfident! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1839 Sometimes they just have to learn. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1840 Everyone thinks he's crazy, but honestly it's the safest place to be. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1841 The schedule isn't always convenient, but its cheaper than flying 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1842 Our little one is a lot braver than we thought! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1843 "That's why we're called mockingbirds." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1844 That's it. Next season we're writing Junior out of The Partridge Family. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1845 A bird in the hand is worth... Aw, forgettaboutit. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1846 I get the feeling this will be our friends last Tweet. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1847 Raised by politicians, he ascribes to the belief: "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1848 She'll do almost anything to get someone to listen. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1849 He is obsessed with that line from the Godfather Part II, "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer." 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1850 She caucused for Bernie. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1851 Looks like Elmer's forgotten his glasses again. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1852 Why does that make me wanna smile and say cheese? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1853 He's supporting Bernie. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1854 I hope we chose the right summer camp. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1855 He's finally chosen a decoy that complements his ensemble. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1856 Well, son on a gun 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1857 "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" is what I said...Didn't think he'd take it so literally... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1858 Now that takes balls, great big, tiny bird balls. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1859 Check and see if he tweeted back. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1860 That's our boy, the little son-of-a-gun! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1861 An endangered species classification changes everything. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1862 He's getting an Uber. One way. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1863 I knew it...he sold us out... 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1864 I always knew Tony was a stool pigeon. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1865 Apropos your issue! "Looks like Trump has chosen Dick Cheney for the ticket" 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1866 Uncle Tom. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1867 Got me for a moment - he almost looks real! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1868 Personally I think a bird's eye view is over rated. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1869 Benedict is doing it again. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1870 Ever since Bernie Sanders ... 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1871 From day one, trees were never good enough for him 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1872 Well she did ask if she could ride shotgun. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1873 Would this be considered a bird in hand? 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1874 Looks like Elmer and Tweety had a little spat this morning 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1875 The Millennium Pigeon. Classic. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1876 Best be quiet, though he's only hunting rabbits. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1877 The NRA has really gone to the birds this year, wouldn't you say? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1878 I know that he always liked to live dangerously, but don't you think this is just plain flaunting it? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1879 God, I hate that guy! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1880 He's always lived dangerously! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1881 I wonder what the world would be like if there was no inherited wealth. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1882 It's time we had 'The Talk' with junior. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1883 I thought they cut Rifle Barrel Balance Beam from The Bird Olympics. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1884 He's checking it off his buckshot list. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1885 I wouldn't call that a bird in hand. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1886 She must be one of those peacenik doves. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1887 Was that the signal, or was that just regular whistling? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1888 Woodstock he's not. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1889 She's only dating him to make us angry. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1890 Should we whistle? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1891 I don't know about you, but I feel as if the two us would be a lot safer if that one was actually in his hand. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1892 Nearsighted, shmearsighted, he's just doing that to show off. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1893 That's not how we raised him 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1894 Charlie takes the old guy for a walk every day. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1895 Harry's riding shotgun this season. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1896 Play it cool for now. After the revolution we'll execute him as a collaborator. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1897 Uber comes to the jungle. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1898 Woah! I'm going to tweet about this! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1899 What do you think Mabel, Darwin award winner or mate? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1900 I'm afraid that Bernie Sanders caper has made him overconfident. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1901 Birdbrained, I get it now. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1902 What's that saying again? A bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush laughing hysterically? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1903 These Millennials are so uninformed. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1904 I still think two in the bush is worth much more. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1905 Well, it's better than that job in the coalmines. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1906 What a cuckoo! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1907 Northern mockingbird. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1908 And they say that humans are the most intelligent species. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1909 They met on OkCuckoopid. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1910 The best defense is a good offense. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1911 Looks to me like he is just exercising his right to bird arms... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1912 Let me guess ... It's his first time as a Lookout. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1913 I admit it, I have perch envy 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1914 I still can't believe our kid joined the N.R.A! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1915 Well his Myers-Briggs did peg him as arrogant and resistant to criticism. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1916 It's the first sign of overcrowded trees. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1917 Traitor!!! 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
1918 You wanna tell him, or shall I. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1919 See that fake ass male bird on the end of the shotgun...not fooling us... 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1920 That bird is coo coo! 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1921 Is that your daughter who had the shotgun wedding? 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1922 Ever since Henderson joined the NRA, he's just been impossible. 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
1923 Well, that should end the speculating over how they achieved their endangered species status. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1924 His tweet just went viral 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
1925 Last time he pulled that stunt he lost his tail feathers 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
1926 He never forgave us when we told him that he was adopted. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1927 He has always been a bird of a different feather. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1928 Bertie, do you think he knows that we've got him surrounded? 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
1929 Reason number 951 why people hate pigeons. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1930 He's not worth two in the bush yet! 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
1931 She's been such a show off since she lost the weight. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1932 testing the speed of evolution 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1933 Play "chicken" too many times, and you'll eventually find yourself over a barrel. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1934 We dated once, but she's more into the dangerous type. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1935 See how safe guns are in the the good ole USA? I told you so! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1936 She used to live on the hippo he shot. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1937 Well, I'll be darned. Hiding in plain sight works! 1.2500 0.09029 24 18 6 0
1938 That's not in the hand Chip so we beat you this time 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1939 Hidden in the open usually works. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1940 Remember how Fox and the Hound started? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1941 No, it's a bird in the HAND is worth two in the bush. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
1942 Think we should give him a hand? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1943 Liberating , or so she says 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1944 What an Uncle Tomtit 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1945 Think I've got a shot with that bird? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1946 He's always lived for the moment. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1947 It's a remora bird. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1948 Former photographer. Don't be fooled when asked to watch the birdy. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1949 It's a new invasive species called a Sightbird. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
1950 It's a twitter challenge. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1951 I told you the new stealth technology works. 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
1952 Poor turnout at the sit-in. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1953 Oh, look. Jerry caught another hunter. 1.2500 0.09029 24 18 6 0
1954 Fred is either mounting a protest, creating an ironic image, or just taking a rest. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1955 That's why we call him Robin the Boy Wonder. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1956 He's always been pro-gun. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1957 Would you say that bird is worth as much as us? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1958 I don't care if he identifies as human, Eggbert, he's still my baby bird. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1959 He fires that thing backwards so he uses a seeing-eye bird as his scout. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1960 Check it out ... Elmer Fudd's about to get fudged. 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
1961 These scarecrows are getting more and more realistic 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1962 I still win unless he craps on his head. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1963 That's really 'getting ahead of the curve!' 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1964 That reminds me. What's for dinner? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1965 She always was a bird brain. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1966 They met when he was skydiving over Yellowstone. They share a love of danger. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1967 A fowl traitorous act indeed! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1968 I've heard of "a bird in hand," but this is ridiculous. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1969 I'd say he's branching out. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1970 It's Dick Cheney again. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1971 I don't know about you, but that seems worth a lot more than 'two in the bush' to me! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1972 We’re safe, Cheney looking for Harry Whittington 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
1973 Not what I meant when I said, "Give him the bird." 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1974 One on a barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1975 Didn't you have the talk with Phoenix about stranger danger? 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
1976 Well, that's something to tweet about... 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1977 He's going after super delegates. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1978 Oh crap, a canary. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1979 I'm glad we're in the bush. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1980 Do you think he thinks that decoy is going to work? 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
1981 They both need glasses. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1982 No, you go talk to her. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1983 Some of us like living on the edge. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
1984 Now I know where the word "birdbrain" came from. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1985 That's Felix and Oscar - - they just moved into #4B. 1.2500 0.09029 24 18 6 0
1986 I wish Father had thought of that. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1987 That was us once--daring young bird brains. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1988 He's got student loans 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1989 Now why didn't I think of that? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
1990 He's practicing gun control. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
1991 The nice man is going to teach junior the game of dodge bullet. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
1992 I thought that 'hiding in plain sight thing' was just theoretical. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
1993 Classic first amendment scenario. The right to be borne on arms. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
1994 He really traded his hunting dog in for that? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
1995 No, we don't always have to flock together. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
1996 Well he was voted most likely to wind up under glass. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
1997 You don't think he'll jump the gun in his first flying lesson, right? 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
1998 He said that he would TWEET us if he got any closer. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
1999 What's a bird on the gun worth? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2000 Those two cannot agree on anything 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2001 A decoy? He must think we're bird brains. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2002 Look at him. Beak in the air. He thinks he is worth both of us put together. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2003 Don't talk. He's trained his parakeet to listen for our calls. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2004 I never trusted Henry. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2005 You promised me you were going to review where and where NOT to perch with him over the weekend, Bill! 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2006 There goes that snitch 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2007 He always tries to be the oddball. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2008 Looks like Harold has upgraded to a peep sight. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2009 The hunter, the hunted, and the haunted… 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2010 We call him 'Finch The Snitch'. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2011 That one works for the NRA. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2012 That's Flip, the bird 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2013 They met on Twitter 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2014 The irony is killing me. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2015 What time does junior go off duty? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2016 They radicalized him, don't tell Mom. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2017 That's the last time Ned gets to ride shotgun. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2018 Wow... Check out the balls on Steve! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2019 Well, I still think that two in the bush is better than one on the barrel 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2020 I told you there was a pigeon among us... 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2021 He always did march to the beat of his own drum. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2022 Ugh. That's so cliche. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2023 Told you he was the dumbest one since Dan... 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
2024 It's still better than two in the bush. I think we're safe. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2025 I hope he's not a stool pigeon. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2026 Tweety was always a bit nearsighted. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2027 Some say 'brave' but I say 'stuffed' 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2028 He likes keeping his friends close but his enemies closer. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2029 I thought you were supposed to teach him not to fraternize ! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2030 Our kid is bird-brained 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2031 Must be a peace dove. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2032 Sage wisdom is often passed down to the next generation like a game of telephone. Once an old fellow told me that "a man can kill three birds above a bush when one's stoned". That man was Dick Cheney's father. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2033 Shoot. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2034 I think they call it "riding shot gun." 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2035 Well, now he can't grouse about never finding a perch. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2036 Oh the irony of it all. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2037 I'm hoping one on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
2038 Why would anyone want to ride shotgun? 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
2039 Anything for attention___last week it was the podium. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2040 How's that for dramatic irony? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2041 I'd say that's taking the expression "keeping your enemies closer" a little too far. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2042 On the barrel is much safer than in front of the barrel. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2043 Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2044 He's courting the gun vote. It's called triangulation. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2045 Quid pro quo? 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
2046 Teenagers 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2047 He said he's got something going with a taxidermy woodpecker. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2048 Safest spot in the woods ! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2049 Behold, the yellow-bellied tern-coat in his natural environment. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2050 Know thy enemy. Shi. No Tzu. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2051 Pff, what a bird-brain. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2052 Well, you know what they say, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!" 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2053 Careful Phil , according to the tweets this area is trending right now! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2054 He fell out of the nest. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2055 Lucky Harry, found a guy who loads birdseed. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2056 You say he’s keeping his enemies closer, I say he’s gone over to the other side. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
2057 Guy sells out for a handful of sunflower seeds. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
2058 When I suggested you give him the bird, I did not mean Sonny. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2059 Damn mockingbirds have to harass everybody and everything. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2060 Once he finds bird crap on his rifle, he'll be so angry he won't be able to shoot straight. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2061 So, that's how Peeps are made... 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2062 That deserter Spike. Not only did he go over to the other side, but he gets to ride shotgun. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2063 Brownnoser! 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2064 Talk about a great seat for the wedding. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2065 On the count of three, turn, draw and shoot. One... Two... 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2066 at last. A member of the NRA who is a pacifist 1.2258 0.10064 31 26 3 2
2067 Well, I, for one, say she is relying too much on her membership card to the NRA. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2068 It's Elmer J. Fudd and Tweety Bird. They're on the security detail at the Loony Tunes Senior Center. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2069 That is why that species is almost extinct. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2070 Does he know that man's a friend of Dick Cheney? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2071 One of these days he'll go too far... 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2072 I was not looking at another bird! It's a decoy!! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2073 This place must have the 48 hour waiting period 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2074 Aren't you glad you're not a para-skeet? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2075 That's the worst decoy I've ever seen. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2076 Now there's a nimrod! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2077 Oh, to be young and symbiotic. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2078 He claims to be a bird-watcher. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2079 They're both bird brains 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2080 She won him over when she tweeted on twitter 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2081 Not in season show-off! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2082 Have gun will travel. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2083 This is all because we saw "Hamilton" when we flew to New York last week. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2084 If the sayings true, that bird has got to go! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2085 He thinks the guy is Elmer Fudd. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2086 Maybe we should rethink our position on the NRA 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2087 Et tu, Tweety? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2088 Typical jaywalking behavior. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2089 DO YOU THINK HE TWEETED 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2090 He's cheaper than a Labrador and works for peanuts, but to me he's still a traitor. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2091 You know, I thought she was acting just a little too flirty and asking too many questions the last time we were over at the corn field. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2092 Double Agent 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2093 He'll see us in a moment. I hope he's not a stool pigeon! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2094 Well as George Bernard Shaw said, "Youth is wasted on the young." 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2095 She claims it's platonic. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2096 Son of a gun! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2097 I hope he doesn't tweet his location. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2098 Yes, I agree- the spitting image of American politics. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2099 Even the fledgling knows it's only a prop. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2100 Well, now I can add the quisling to my life list. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2101 This is one time when being two birds in a bush beats all other options hands down. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2102 A seeing eye bird? 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2103 I think they call it Alzheimer's. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2104 I had to stop following him. All he tweets about is the Second Amendment. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2105 He grew up in the Galápagos. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2106 He's like a ninja! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2107 You have to admire his chutzpah. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2108 Yikes! He definitely should have gone with truth. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2109 Ahem! I believe it was your idea to adopt............ 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2110 Sycophant. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2111 You tweet and I'll retweet. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2112 I never knew Michael Graves designed shotguns. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2113 Don't say anything. Let's see what happens when she turns around. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2114 Friends close enemies closer! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2115 Sure, it's all fun and games until someone wants blackbird pie. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2116 A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2117 I don't think he can just wing it this time 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2118 Coming from an ophthalmologist's office, Tweety knows hyperopia. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2119 You think she's got his back? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2120 Go flock yourself, I wana see how this plays out. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2121 Look's like he's using birdshot. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2122 So much for birds of a feather. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2123 Looks like he is enjoying the sites. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2124 That decoy wouldn't fool even the lamest bird brain. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2125 That guy has a real birds eye view 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2126 That guy better watch out, I saw Dick Cheney here earlier. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2127 Are you sure it's 'just a phase'? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2128 His family says that he is not allowed to talk about his line of work. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2129 What a brown beak. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2130 you do know that the NRA ha these little stuffed birds they can tie to their rifles just to get our guard down... 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2131 Well, he is a purebred stool pigeon. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2132 He's trying to see who has been shooting at us. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2133 I'll bet you 5 bucks he lasts the season. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2134 That's one helluva decoy! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2135 The traitor's working for him as a spotter. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2136 Good thing Elmer's hunting wabbits today. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2137 She'll tweet twice when he loads it 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2138 So many eggs, so little time. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2139 I hope his new front gun-sight likes us... 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2140 Looks like _somebody's_ feathers haven't been fluffed in a while. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2141 He doesn't care how many of us go down, he supports the 2nd Amendment.... 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2142 Must be Wabbit season. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2143 I'll tweet and you can retweet. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2144 Tom! Tweet twice if you're being kidnapped! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2145 You think we should tell him?" "Naw, I get his nest in the will 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2146 I think her name is Sacajawea 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2147 I wonder if he know's this is the Hitchcock property. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2148 I don't think either knows. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2149 I said the gun was loaded with bird shot not bird seed. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2150 Icarus Jr. sure does take after his father. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2151 Oh, she's one of those Society Finches don't you know! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2152 He doesn't like to fly. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2153 Trust Ted to land on the safest place in the forest. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2154 Another candidate trying to show he is in touch with the common man and Hunters 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2155 Miranda always had a thing for old coots. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2156 Boy, that decoy sure looks like cousin Ricky. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2157 She's getting paid to live tweet his hunt. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2158 I wonder when he is going to call Betsy's bluff.... 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2159 Oh, we've got to Tweet this. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2160 See? Ever since he modeled for the Twitter logo he thinks he can do anything. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2161 Don't worry! He's on top of it. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2162 He's a yellow-bellied stool pigeon and a red-breasted Benedict Arnold. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2163 He's too old for her. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2164 Their forbidden love will not last. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2165 Kind of puts a new meaning to "Watch the birdie!" 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2166 Egret or regret, amiright? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2167 A hiker told me we should give this guy the bird. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2168 #feelthebern 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2169 Must be a Democrat. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2170 Using bird-sight for targeting should be illegal. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2171 He's such a self-hating Jay. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2172 "Neither of them know what they are doing"! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2173 OK, Eddie will tweet three times - then we rush in and peck the guy's eyes out. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2174 How do we feel about the death penalty? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2175 That's my wingman. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2176 Clueless. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2177 Brown beaker 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2178 I believe that's what they call cavorting with the enemy. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2179 He said he wanted to be worth as much as the two of us and then he just flew right out there. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2180 No one screws you like your own. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2181 Meanwhile, somewhere in Canada.... 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2182 I'd be impressed if we were even in season. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2183 Let's see who is more surprised. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2184 Past is prologue 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2185 A bird on a barrel's worth two in the bush. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2186 See I told you he joined the N.R.A. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2187 I didn't know Stacy was pro second amendment did you? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2188 Frank never could turn down a dare. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2189 Even Bambi's mother was cracking up when she was telling me about this one. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2190 You're right! That's the same strategy that Trump's using...except for the rhetoric. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2191 Naively seeking a pear tree, you suppose? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2192 That poor bird doesn't know a perch from a birch! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2193 La de da. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2194 He used to be a fishing guide. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2195 If we could get him to ditch the weapon, it would be the old bird in the hand, worth two in the bush. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2196 It's part of the initiation. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2197 Now I'm really pissed that I forgot my iPhone at home! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2198 What's the saying -- a bird on the gun is worth two in the bush? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2199 Otto's always been a dare devil! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2200 Birdie, promise me you'll never ride shotgun. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2201 Apparently, he used to be a wedding photographer 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2202 I always said he was a "bird brain" 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2203 A bird on the barrel is safer than two in the bush. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2204 A bird on the shotgun is not worth two birds in the bush. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2205 He's taking this Hamilton craze a bit too far. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2206 Lord what fools these mortals be. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2207 Where did we go wrong? our youngest has joined the NRA. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2208 Relax, dear. It's just another graduate from the Plaxico Burress Gun Safety School. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2209 I call foul play. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2210 The kid did it, he is in the gang. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2211 Relax, it's Elmer Fudds' Great Grandson. Start whistling some Opera and we will really have some fun. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2212 We're in trouble. He's got that new-fangled sight. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2213 Now remember, he has to stay there for five steps or I win the bet. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2214 This one's cuckoo. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2215 Why do women stay in abusive relationships? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2216 I think Harold has taken this “Bird in the Hand” thing just a little too far… 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2217 He has the cutest Tweets. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2218 Your brother, Dan, has always had an ironic sense of humor. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2219 She always was a slut! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2220 She'll do anything to get out of the nest and have fun and games with a guy she hasn't even met! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2221 I don't know what that's worth, but it definitely isn't two in the bush. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2222 Lock and stock syndrome if I ever saw it. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2223 One on the gun worth two in the bush. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2224 As they say " if you can't beat them, join them" 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2225 That hare-brained son of ours is always pushing the envelope. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2226 Non-committed delegate I suppose... 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2227 I can't believe he got the job. He didn't even know how to whistle! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2228 I think he's tweeting. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2229 There aren't any NRA supporters on my side of the family.. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2230 Fred is going to get in trouble trying to hook up with that decoy." " Yea. Let's stay and watch. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2231 I'm not sure which of them is more birdbrained 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2232 Now that's how you live on the edge. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2233 If he only knew how silly he looks. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2234 Probably his social media advisor. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2235 If you can't tweet 'em, join 'em! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2236 He finally found a way to beat the system. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2237 She was rescued from a coal mine. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2238 Well, for "Hamilton" tickets, sure. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2239 They call that a cheep trick. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2240 There goes Benefinch Arnold again. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2241 I wonder if passenger pigeons have considered riding in cars, or even taking the train? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2242 Hank, I see and understand why our daughter is cutting classes in college. She is obsessed by an older man with a 7 inch shaft. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2243 Tweetlee Dee Tweetlee Dum 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2244 No worries today, that peep sight is set waaay too far forward! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2245 He's never been the same since he did that 'Mindfulness' course 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2246 Look at those pair of tits, Gerald. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2247 This is a classic case of miscommunication 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2248 Is 1 on the gun better than 2 in the bush? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2249 PSYCHO BIRD POOPS ON HUNTER PRANK!!!! - 1 month ago • 10,000,000 views PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2250 Best D-U-C-K player I have ever seen. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2251 And I thought planking was a stupid craze. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2252 Walking on the wild side, would ya say? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2253 His birth nest is at NRA headquarters. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2254 It's part of their mating ritual. Which explains the whole endangered thing. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
2255 Early bird catches Warren. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
2256 This is so bizarre -- we're not in a Trump cartoon. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
2257 His Twitter feed isn't nearly as interesting as you'd think it would be. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
2258 That young pheasant is as crazy as a loon! 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
2259 What a dodo. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
2260 His daughter told him he should live-tweet the hunt. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
2261 Talk about a lame duck 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
2262 Why do you think she likes him? I can't imagine them seeing eye to eye on anything. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
2263 Well, Larry definitely isn't a chicken, but I'd say his goose is cooked. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
2264 I told you LASIK surgery doesn't work. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
2265 I told you it was a cult. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
2266 Do you think she's gathered enough intel on the hunters' whereabouts? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2267 That's what I'd call 'hunting blind.' 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2268 He's a senator from Vermont. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2269 He's been known to fly off the handle. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2270 It's an OK job, but it's stressful knowing you could be discharged at any time. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2271 Interesting test case for Darwinian principles, one way or another. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2272 Tell me more about Maslow 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2273 *sigh* . . . you think you know a bird. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2274 He's not scared. He keeps walking like nothings following him. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
2275 the decoys get dummer every year. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2276 What do you think Darwin would say about this? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2277 You can call me crazy all you want, but this is the one place I CAN'T get shot, so... 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2278 In a strange way doesn't it remind you of Woodstock? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2279 As is said, "Keep your friends close...." 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2280 I hadn't heard of Stockholm Syndrome before. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2281 That's Tweety. Always living life close to the edge... 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2282 Didn't he read the Bambi memo?! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2283 Two turtle doves and a partridge on a pear shaped man. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2284 He's an awesome failure as a birdwatcher. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2285 As long as he maintains that position, he's safe. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2286 Not the hunter he once was. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2287 They're replacing us with younger birds who don't know sh*t from shinola. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
2288 Hunter Bob spins really fast once Tweeter starts his quail calls. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2289 That's one strange bird. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2290 He prefers the backward facing seat in train cars, too. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2291 Well if smoking doesn't kill him, this probably will... 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2292 And humans thought we were stupid... 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2293 He's the bird in the hand, right? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2294 He's on the hunt for whoever sent out that Tweet he didn't like. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
2295 He's more of a bargain hunter but it's the off season. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2296 That bird is in the safest place he could be. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2297 I taught him to stay very close to his enemies. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2298 Show some respect, it's the changing of the bird ceremony! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2299 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2300 He must have caught that PBS special about the shark and pilot fish. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2301 Look dear, our Tweety is riding shotgun again with Farmer Jones. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2302 Ernie's getting pretty brazen with his support of open carry. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2303 It's Elmer, be vehhwey, vehhwey quiet. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2304 Henry always was a show off! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2305 Who's mocking who? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2306 About time someone gave him the bird. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2307 Birdbrain, or the unexpected dishonor of ignorance. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2308 Looks like Cindy has broken the glass ceiling at retriever school! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
2309 Careful! He's got a peep sight. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
2310 "Did you define "limb"? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
2311 Let's hope a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2312 Careful, I think that gun is loaded with birdshot! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2313 Probably should have told him I'm his mother... 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2314 He says he's exercising his Second Amendment rights. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2315 Completly oblivious. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2316 . . . and I always thought the Quisling Quail was just a myth, like the Loch Ness monster. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2317 Songbirds have brass and a penchant for irony. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2318 Mark is always looking for the latest adrenaline rush. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2319 Kids are so reckless these days. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2320 That stupid cousin of yours went over to their side. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2321 It's his part time job being a decoy. He'll do anything to be seen. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2322 She thinks she's the decoy's girl friend. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2323 must be a love/hate thing 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2324 I wish we had the guts to flip him the bird. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2325 He turned to me and said, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer," and then just took off! 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2326 Decoy duty. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2327 They call it a "poop site". 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2328 Ugh. Stoolies! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2329 Lucky for us he forgot his glasses today! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2330 Oh, to be young and stupid again. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2331 He's not so much IN the crosshairs as he IS the crosshairs. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2332 Smug bastard, thinks he's worth more than us. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2333 That's gotta be worth at least three. 1.2000 0.13765 20 18 0 2
2334 Welcome to Obama's America. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2335 I don't think Bill understood when we told him to go where they'd least expect to see you. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2336 Look Marge, Tweetledumb is hunting for Tweetledee again. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2337 His dad worked in the coal mines. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2338 Another Sanders supporter. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2339 I hear he's worth both of us. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2340 I would just like to have a little of his hauteur. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2341 He volunteered to be on point and warn us if he sees any "bird hunters" around. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2342 So much for your NRA speech 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2343 Another butt kisser. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2344 He turned out to be a real snake in the grouse. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2345 He will never be able to outdo his Bernie stunt. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2346 Best he could do after they shot his hippo. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2347 I don't think he got what we meant by "tweeting out activism." 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2348 They call it a 'shotgun roost.' They're all the rage in New Orleans. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2349 Just stay quiet. I think we're gonna be okay with this guy. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2350 He thinks he's a big shot now. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2351 Not only that, he gets the worm without even being early! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2352 Next up is Trevor, attempting the reverse piggy-back, otherwise known as "Look behind you, stupid". 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2353 I can't believe we got front row seats to Evel Knary. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2354 I think it's rush week at Kappa Kappa Pheasant 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2355 Two in the bush is worth one in the NRA. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2356 Look Chirpy's been flying without his glasses again. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2357 Don't fall for it, he's just trying to make himself look friendly. 1.2000 0.08841 30 25 4 1
2358 Junior is definitely a genius. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2359 So, where do you stand on the Second Amendment? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2360 Chirp, chirp, it might boom! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2361 Well, that one certainly isn't worth two of us. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2362 It's something to tweet about. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2363 Got her 'big shot' going on again. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2364 Cheeky mockingbird. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2365 In this case I'd rather be the 'two in the bush.' 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2366 I hear he's working for peanuts. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2367 It's that 'put a bird on it' meme. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2368 It's obvious--it's a decoy 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2369 He's always been one to hang out with the wrong crowd. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2370 Sigh...another risky teenage behavior. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2371 Looks like a stool pigeon, from here. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2372 Tell me, Joe, what's the bet again? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2373 I heard that the perks are great and you don't even need accident insurance. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2374 Ralph is such a show- off. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2375 I think they are called Coal Mine Canaries. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2376 Now that's a safe perch. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2377 Such a strange bird. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2378 He told us he could find as easy ride to grandma's tree. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2379 Do you think she's limited to 140 characters? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2380 It's called "counting coup." 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2381 He's safe. There is no app yet. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2382 I wish that nimrod would stop tweeting. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
2383 hunter and the hunted can get along 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2384 'If only he knew......' 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2385 Don't be trite and predictable. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2386 Are you sure he's going to be fine? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2387 He didn't get an idea like that from my side of the family. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2388 You've got to admire his beakmanship. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2389 I'm just saying I expected him to be a blue bird. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2390 I'm going to need that Branch Analysis Report Jay 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2391 Now that's what you call a real jailbird snitch! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2392 I guess it's better than a hunting dog, but still... 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2393 When doves cry. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2394 He's new to this game 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2395 Is this like the canary in the coal mine? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2396 He better hide.............someone else may shoot both of them! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2397 He'd always rather ride shotgun than fly. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2398 Our friendship knows no bounds. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2399 As long as that decoy is behind him, we're safe! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2400 Should we tell him it's not a tree? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2401 Maybe home schooling's not so bad? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2402 ' Cooee, he's behind you.' 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2403 That fake Hunter cut out doesn't even fool junior. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2404 Well, you know what they say, you only live once. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2405 Safest place our friend could be!! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2406 I don't know who to hate more... That's whom. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2407 That bird just tweeted "Guns don't hurt you". 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2408 Hang on. Something about that branch is rubbing me the wrong way. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2409 I knew he had a mole on the inside. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2410 Stoolie. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2411 We need to review the lesson on situation awareness 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2412 Well, I guess what you don't know may actually hurt you. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2413 Now that's Chutzpah! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2414 Birds of a feather. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2415 His new theory is: "Be one with the gun". 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2416 Marco." "Polo! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2417 It's a trap! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2418 Reminds me of a cuckoo clock! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2419 He inherited that thrill-seeker gene from his father, may he rest in peace. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2420 -Do you think it's armed and loaded? -Not sure...but I hope the swallow is. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2421 Stockholm Syndrome has come home to roost. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2422 After the bird dog, I suppose the dog bird was inevitable. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2423 He must think we are sitting ducks 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2424 Sure makes living outdoors an adventure. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2425 If you Instagram it, I'll re-Tweet it. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2426 Bloody migrants! They don't even try to understand. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2427 Just another self-hating bird. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2428 I think we need to send him away to boarding school. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2429 I hate a free rider 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2430 Gary was always a plucky lark. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2431 Kurtz has gone rogue. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2432 She's a spy. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2433 Let's hope he's not a stool pigeon, 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2434 I thought he was confused, but he's a Democrat. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2435 Hey Tweet, we're over here! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2436 It's better than his hand or the bush. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2437 So that's what the conservative branch looks like 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2438 It's the bluebird of political incorrectness. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2439 I'm too old for these Mockingbird X-Games. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2440 Johnny was always a maverick. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2441 That's true. But, they do have opposable thumbs. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2442 I said double dog dare, he HAD to do it. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2443 We must be in 'Portlandia.' 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2444 I bet this is the last time he plays truth or dare with us. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2445 Too bad, it's tails; he lost. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2446 Watch out, Farmer Brown is using the old decoy game again. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2447 He's never distracted by a tweet. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2448 Poor, nearsighted thing. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2449 He just loves messing with them! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2450 Shhh! it's Bernie and that bird hunting for delegates. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2451 Suck up. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2452 I think we need to have a talk with him. I don't like this new friend he's hanging out with. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2453 Keep watching, he's gonna sit on the guy's hat next! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2454 It all makes sense once you've met his wife. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2455 That's him, Elmers's stool pigeon. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2456 I thought heli-skiing would get it out of his system 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2457 That's absolutely brilliant! He found the safest place to be when a bird hunter is on the loose. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2458 You gotta give her credit...denial suites her 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2459 I heard that he got laid off at the coal mine 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2460 He sold us out for some grains and seeds. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2461 I'm not fond of guns, so I'll sit this one out. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2462 I guess it's like having eyes in the back of your head. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2463 That reminds me, I need to check my Twitter feed. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2464 Some type of young pigeon---a stoolie, I think. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2465 It's a plastic bird for NRA propaganda. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2466 Be assured: we will get a bang out of this!!! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2467 These crazy kids nowadays. They call it a 'perch-in.' 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2468 How does that saying go? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2469 Well that's one way to "flip him the bird." 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2470 It thinks he's Bernie. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2471 A pilot bird. They never go extinct. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2472 Wait? I thought a bird in the hand was worth two in the bush?" "Yea, but the guy walking his dog over there is a blind as a bat 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2473 Well, mother, not every thing can be taught. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2474 Your peep's been at those fermented berries again. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2475 Kids today! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2476 He's feeling confident after that Bernie event. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2477 That could be a cardinal sin 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2478 Clearly no flocking together with that one! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2479 He always was a problem child. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2480 That bird needs to bite the bird seed, not bite the bullet. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2481 Somehow... its a symbiotic relationship 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2482 I don't think he noticed us giving him the bird. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2483 I think it's a bird in hand...not "on gun." 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2484 She always goes for the bad boys 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2485 She forgot her selfie stick again. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2486 That hunter's really got game. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2487 Well, it's something to strive for... 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2488 Yeah, he likes to show off a lot, but is he a good provider? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2489 Told you it was him - the bird in the hand. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2490 Looks Like Patti & Elmer had another fight. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2491 One, maybe two, more solid pecks and "Jackhammer Ralph" should have that front sight misaligned. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2492 The legend of Pistol Tweet. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2493 He really has her over the barrel now. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2494 Watch out, he's trying that old "bird in the hand" decoy again. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2495 The way he shoots it is the safest place to be 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2496 new gun control regulations 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2497 "Gee Marilyn isn't it lovely out during rabbit season! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2498 He's a member of the NRA. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2499 Apparently he just finished the first Chapter in Sun Tzu’s book, Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2500 I'm the luckiest man in the world... 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2501 Don't look now but I think we have a traitor." "Gee Carl, that's downright unpheasant. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2502 its ok he's heading for the high school 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2503 A bird on a gun is worth two in the bush? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2504 She's an endangered species. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2505 He's been out there all day and still hasn't spotted him. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2506 He's Chinese, so he's reenacting Tiananmen square. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2507 He's always showing off. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2508 Boom Chica Boom. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2509 What is it about Bernie Sanders? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2510 Say hello to my little friend. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2511 Ah, to be young and a dove. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2512 Let's stay in the bush. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2513 That how they got the indians, using one of our own. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2514 Riding shotgun is for the birds. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2515 She's doesn't give a shoot. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2516 Ever since the mine closed he was out of work. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2517 Petey always had a death wish. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2518 He must be from Portland. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2519 And that's how the expression "bird-brain" originated. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2520 Bill just doesn't get the idea of 'a good guy with a gun. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2521 I knew her yellow feathers spelt trouble. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2522 That's what I call playing hard to get. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2523 nope that decoy just ain't working 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2524 I think it's a chutzpahtridge. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2525 That bird is right up Lapierre's butt. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2526 We need cool hats. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2527 Must've been a double-dog dare. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2528 He lost the bet. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2529 Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2530 Obviously, we have our own Benedict Arnold! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2531 Is this your first trip to Switzerland? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2532 What does he think we are, Dodos? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2533 I don't think Edward is clear on the concept of bird hunting. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2534 'Really hope her puberty is not getting any worse than this' 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2535 We always new he was rebellious, but this is ridiculous! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2536 those two sure do have a strange relationship 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2537 The balls on that kid. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2538 The new NRA publicists are on to something. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2539 She's always been a little too left wing for my taste." 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2540 Junior can only find seasonal employment. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2541 He never could remember that it's spelled Quayle. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2542 He's a pretty good shot but his sense of awareness is poor. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2543 'I guess a bird in hand really isn't worth two in the bush.' 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2544 Looks like a Winchester Retweeter 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2545 He can keep walking if he thinks this makes us two in the bush. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2546 In general, a gun in any caption contest is not a good idea. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2547 He said he had no choice but to find extra work to pay for his Hamilton tickets. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2548 Now I see why they say "position's everything in life". 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2549 How does that saying go again? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2550 Look whose singing praises about the 2nd amendment. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2551 He calls himself: Jack Sparrow. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2552 Not a sight and not a decoy. We got a hiker here. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2553 ReTWEET #birdonbarrel. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2554 I guess a bird on the rifle beats two in the bush! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2555 He needs a pointer dog! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2556 To tweet, or not to tweet... 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2557 He clearly thinks he's better than us two in the bush! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2558 I'm not sure what he's thinking 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2559 Let's just pretend she went to college. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2560 Another self-hating chickadee. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2561 We have a stool pigeon on our hands. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2562 It's the new Duck Dynasty decoy 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2563 He's a Bernie Sanders' groupie. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2564 He always challenged the system. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2565 This pretty much ends our reconciliation. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2566 He's farsighted 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2567 Loneliness makes strange bedfellows! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2568 Apparently, she's a daughter of a gun. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2569 Don't you think Tweet is taking this Second Amendment thing a bit too far? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2570 We are safe, a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2571 He thinks he's a bird dog. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2572 Yup. Two in the bush. Definitely. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2573 He's worth as much as both of us put together. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2574 I wonder what Darwin would say about that? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2575 He's such a showboater. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2576 Can you imagine getting paid to tweet? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2577 First Bernie's podium, now some NRA guy...What does your nephew have against Hillary? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2578 She's official bird of the NRA. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2579 I think that's Elmer Fudd, but I don't want to chance it so I'm staying put. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2580 Immunity for testifying against the bloodhound. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2581 It is and it isn't what it is. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2582 Looks like she's crossed over to the dark side. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2583 That's one 'double dare' I never thought he'd take! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2584 For such a pretty little thing, she sure knows how to rub it in. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2585 That Sanders bird has gone too far this time 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2586 I can't wait until we're out of season. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2587 He's going to have lot of fun tweeting about this. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2588 Apparently it's a performance art piece. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2589 Your mother hasn't been herself since you left. Probably just a bad case of empty nest syndrome. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2590 dont be oblivious to whats right in front of you 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2591 She's a peace activist. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2592 pack up all my cares and woe, here i go 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2593 I told her she needs glasses. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2594 I saw it on TV. It's Popeil's new vertically integrated hunting system: decoy and shotgun in one compact unit. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2595 He called it. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2596 I thought Elmer Fudd was just a myth. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2597 I prefer he sticks to Bernie rallies 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2598 "Your dad can be embarrassing sometimes. Especially when he lets his boyfriend play in the sandpit". 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2599 I follow her on Twitter, but I don't like her on Facebook. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2600 I cry fowl. He's using a decoy. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2601 I hear he's a retired guard from the prison holding El Chapo. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2602 What a cocky little cunt. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2603 Camouflage. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2604 He reminds me of your brother Carl. They say he tasted just like chicken. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2605 He doesn't think he needs eye glasses. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2606 I didn't think he'd take "know thine enemy" literally. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2607 I tried to tell him, statues don't walk through the forrest. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2608 The field guide says that's a predator usually found with a cuckoo bird. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2609 I don't have the heart to tell him it's not Bernie 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2610 He's got his back. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2611 She needs to stop falling for the first guy who cocks a finger at her. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2612 Wow. Ted was not lying when he said the hunter's eyesight was bad... 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2613 I think that's called a teacher's pet 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2614 Since coming out his nest egg has grown 200% 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2615 Oh, look! Elmer Fudd with Tweety-Bird. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2616 Yeah, you should have seen last years dummy, it looked like Trump! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2617 I believe it's a yellow bellied Quisling. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2618 He's either a decoy or he's stupid. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2619 My father told me that in his day 'Mighty Hunter' meant something. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2620 He carries a gun, but I say, keep your eye on the birdie. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2621 He's just not that in to you 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2622 It looks like Tweety has joined the enemy as an observer. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2623 Robin actually convinced him to go vegan except for the occasional worm. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2624 Want to fly over and see if it's a decoy? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2625 Now do you believe me dear? He's so not ready to go flying unsupervised... 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2626 Doesn't look like he'll be contributing to the gene pool 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2627 We assume his third genie wish will not have an ambiguous Twitter abbreviation. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2628 You have to assume that hunters in the dodo bird era were a tad sharper. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2629 What a sight. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2630 How many tweets could a twitter twit tweet if a twitter twit could tweet tweets? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2631 Your son is acting up again. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2632 Jeez. And I thought Fudd didn't have a clue. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2633 The little twit also sings country western songs. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2634 Rockin Robin's gonna' rock tonight. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2635 Cousin Leroy's love of gun barrels will be the death of him yet! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2636 We're about to see if ,"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2637 So which one is the birdbrain? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2638 Only invasive species will do that job. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2639 Looks like the NRA is trying to soften its image! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2640 I suppose a bird on the rifle is worth... 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2641 That's the bravest form of protest. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2642 I told you not to trust that bird. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2643 So much for flocking together. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2644 At least now we know who's the double agent! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2645 We taught her well about turning an enemy into a friend. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2646 He needs a better lookout! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2647 No, you tell him NRA doesn't mean National Robin Association! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2648 Playing it safe. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2649 He was always a bird brain. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2650 They follow each other on Twitter, too. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2651 She take Emily Dickinson way too seriously. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2652 Look at our little son on a gun! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2653 I completely get it. Flying isn't as much fun as it used to be. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2654 The only way he'll ever use that gun is to pry it from her cold dead claws 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2655 Bird 1: "There goes another gun-toting Trump supporter finally leaving the woods to attend a rally." Bird 2: "And there goes another tree-hugging Sanders supporter catching a free ride." 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2656 You follow her tweets? They save she has been a life saver. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2657 Look, the NFL was right to ban this kind of behavior. It's taunting, plain and simple. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2658 Oh? Can you think of a safer place? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
2659 I thought he wanted to go for a drive when he called shotgun. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2660 He's always was saying "carpe diem!" but that just looks carpe dumb to me. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2661 We're not safe until it is in his hand. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2662 I hear the pension plan was too good to refuse 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2663 He's had this Wild West fantasy to ride shotgun. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2664 OK, stop me if you have heard this one before. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2665 They met wintering in Florida. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2666 One of life's little ironies. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2667 He went vegan years ago, but he hasn't told his wife. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2668 It's like my father always says, 'stay close to your friends, stay closer to your enemies'. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2669 Bugs Bunny should show up any minute now. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2670 He called it first. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2671 Somehow, the marriage works. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2672 who would have thought he was worth two of us 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2673 I didn't believe he'd do it, but he was game after all. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2674 She's been a totally different bird since meeting Bernie Sanders. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2675 Well I guess it's better than being over a barrel. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2676 He learned that trick by watching Looney Toons. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2677 It's weird to see Saint Francis pandering for the rural vote 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2678 Watch out. It's a drone. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2679 Is this a trick? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2680 How many of us is he worth? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2681 Who said that the 2nd Amendment was for the birds-only? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2682 You know, the extreme sports movement is getting out of hand. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2683 He seemed oblivious. Surely a bird on the gun was worth two on a branch. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2684 Hold on Bob... Who's on which team now? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2685 I think he got it wrong.....it's a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2686 I think that's what's meant by 'Taking the cat bird seat.' 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2687 Lemme know when you spot the two that bullied you. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2688 Doesn't taste like chicken, and very bony. He's safe. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2689 Dumbest tweet. Ever. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2690 Do you think he's hunting wabbits too? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2691 Milo's really giving the middle feather to that guy 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2692 Now that my friend is a real Constitutionalist! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2693 There goes Bernie Sanders! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2694 Watch out! He's a shill. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2695 Now there is a real moron 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2696 The last person she took out hunting was VP Cheney and we know how that turned out. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2697 Now is not the time to feed Junior! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2698 Not the perch I would choose. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2699 Tweedle Dumb is such a risk taker, 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2700 How many times I have told Junior that's not a Tree! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2701 Tweeting about this could definitely backfire. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2702 This month you get a free rifle with your Audubon Society membership. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2703 Is that the "little birdie" they are always talking about? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2704 Please, no more Sylvia Plath at bedtime for Robbie, OK? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2705 @hunters ananymous - little does he know. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2706 I can't believe he went to work for that guy. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2707 He must've called shotgun 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2708 I think his plan is to build a nest out of the mustache. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2709 He always needed to feel in control! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2710 Classic size envy. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2711 Fred's been a little uppity since he found out that he was worth more than either of us. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2712 She's either a fool or a genius. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2713 Now that, is a stool pigeon. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2714 I never figured Ted would turn out to be the stoolpigeon. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2715 Hillary is still the safer choice. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2716 Seriously life does begin at the END of the comfort zone and the end is like half a inch long. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2717 Looks like Cherper sold out to the NRA 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2718 There goes Benedict Sparrow. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2719 He does know that Donald Duck fans and Donald Trump fans aren't the same, right 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2720 Decoy or scout? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2721 For an extra twenty bucks he said he'd unload on our buddy's head 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2722 Only a mockingbird would have the nerve! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2723 I knew we shouldn't have moved to Vermont. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2724 Got to tweet this to brother Bernie rel quick: NRA found his podium bird! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2725 It's not a bird dog. It's a bird bird. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2726 I guess he's a brown-tufted Quisling. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2727 And as the young dove's parents looked on, they thought to themselves "it's just a phase." 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2728 Easy for him, it's not dove season. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2729 Bird dog bird 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2730 She supports the Second Amendment. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2731 The decoys are more original this year. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2732 Probably not worth 2 birds in a bush 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2733 We may found out now whether she's really worth the two of us combined. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2734 Robin wants to be the poster-bird for the 2nd Amendment 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2735 I always told Jim there's no such thing as a free ride. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2736 He likes to see the sights. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2737 Sure they did a great job capturing your likeness, but posing for hunting decoys seems like a morally-questionable way to start off your modeling career. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2738 Don't pull a Bernie unless it's Bernie. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2739 The rifle decoy, the nadir of capitalism. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2740 The foot of the candle is dark. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2741 Don't be fooled. It's a Pileated Gunsight. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2742 Such an air-head bird brain! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2743 Cocky renegade 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2744 I heard he's worth as much as both of us combined. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2745 Apparently, he is a French pigeon. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2746 You know, he has been incorrigible ever since we let him hang with those showoff eagles up the tree. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2747 What's a cute little chick like her doing with a jerk like him? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2748 If you can't fight 'em, join 'em. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2749 Don't worry, it's just an NRA scarecrow. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2750 Two pheasants watch with trepidation from the bush while a brazen songbird mocks proverbial fate. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2751 Dave, have you seen a better analogy for this year's election? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2752 Either he's one of those trained 'rear guard' birds or he can't stand looking at that stupid hat. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2753 You're right -- that's no pigeon and that ain't no stool, but ... 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2754 He's dumber than Elmer Fudd. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2755 Then it's true. Our own son has been radicalized! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2756 Ever since Larry got that modeling gig at Twitter, he thinks he's invincible. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2757 A swift, he's not. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2758 He certainly isn't helping to continue our species population. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2759 Total frat move but I'm impressed! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2760 The rifle's a bluff. He only hunts for worms. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2761 Here we are as pheasants held down by the man and yet he, a partridge, sits with him nearly equal. Just ain't right. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2762 I didn't think that even Beekie would take the challenge...I had to use a triple-dog-dare-you. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2763 They got him doing background checks. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2764 He's trying the Looney Tunes approach to not getting shot. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2765 Looks like junior heard us talking about how much we enjoy barrel tasting! 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2766 He is getting too smart for his own good , that boy of yours ! 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2767 He scared Donald Trump at Rally. He thinks he's invincible now. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2768 What season is it right now? 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2769 It's too bad, he's got her over a barrel. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2770 Do you think they know about each other? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2771 She's our old style early warning system. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2772 Shhh ... be quiet,it looks like a stool pigeon to me. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2773 She's a firm believer in gun patrol. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2774 Don't worry they'll get him in tax season. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2775 He just wants to make sure there're no dogs in sight. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2776 It's not that surprising. Robins always have had strong feelings about the the right to perch arms. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2777 I see he got a new scaup. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2778 That's reckless." "Why? It's not like he's going to get shot. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2779 Definte drone. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2780 He wasn't like this before those jays moved into the neighborhood. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2781 Don't worry, he's hunting wabbits. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2782 A bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2783 Of course it's deadly, but it makes a great mobile perch! 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2784 That probably will work better than our lame camouflage plumage. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2785 'Junior might be getting over confident" 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2786 Now that's a Robin with big kahuna's! 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2787 I don't know how this duel is going to end 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2788 Let's hope he is half blind, and not a traitor. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2789 Cool front sight on his gun! 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2790 Where is the gun lobby going? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
2791 the mole is a bird. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2792 Did that bunting take up hunting? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2793 Well, Jay always said "The best defense is a shotgun offense." 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2794 I dared him to do it. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2795 I'm afraid that Jim has grown tired of seed. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2796 Looks like our son, Dan Quail, is standing firm. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
2797 Tweety Tweety Bang Bang. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2798 And we're back, bringing you live coverage of the Avian X Games where the European Greenfinch has just stuck the landing! 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2799 Going forward, let's not hang out with Mike anymore. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
2800 I'm not following his tweets. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2801 What a traitor. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2802 How many do you think he's worth? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
2803 Are you tweeting this? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2804 It's OK, he must be hunting dogs. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2805 Collaborator! 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2806 I knew he was a different kind of bird, but never a Turncoat. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2807 Try new things, challenge yourself, and take control of your life! 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2808 Season's first Benedicta Arnolda. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2809 He was always a risk-taker. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2810 If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em I guess. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2811 That last tweet must have did him in. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2812 Others would soon gather to witness Kevin's annual act of defiance. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
2813 I think "Conceal-Carry" just got a new meaning 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
2814 He's a trophy bird, till he poops in the barrel. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
2815 Do you think the bird's-eye view is better? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
2816 I bet now he thinks he's better than us. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2817 Oh dear, Jimmy's Stockholm Syndrome is back... 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2818 What's the spot exchange rate for birds-in-bush to birds-with-a-death-wish? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
2819 Ignorant or ironic, I ask you. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2820 Never heed the call of the Judas Bird. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2821 It's the dreaded peep sight. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
2822 Maybe Dick Cheney is hunting today. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2823 It's not exactly in his hand but, apparently, he's worth two of us here in the bush 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2824 I can't watch anymore of this unmindfulness Carl. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
2825 Alright, Rosco just gave us the signal and there is no backing out now. Remember, we are doing this for Bambi. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2826 Nuts . . . We forgot to caution our naive new flyer about some real flight risks! 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
2827 It's time to have 'the talk' with our kid. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2828 You have to hand it to clay, he's always up for a challenge. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2829 Don’ thirstbucket Berd, she ratchet, na’ mean? 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2830 I'd make fun of him but I'm chicken. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2831 Kids today... they're so in-your-face! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2832 Better call the suicide hotline. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2833 She's our mole. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
2834 Remember being a scout? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2835 First time I've ever seen a stool pigeon in the wild. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2836 Everyone says they all go through a rebellious phase...but I'm really starting to worry... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2837 They deserve each other. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2838 Will you look at that! I guess there is hope for Congress. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2839 I mean, I wouldn't consider myself "vanilla", but... 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2840 Rapproachment? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2841 Holden Caulfield and the Blue Bird of Happiness; how prosaic. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2842 Global warming is creating some strange bedfellows! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2843 What would you expect from someone who builds a nest in a Judas Tree? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2844 I think you'd need a perching permit. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2845 He won't listen to his dad or me, his showing off is going to get him shot! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2846 Junior has a bird brain. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2847 Cuckoo or Stool pigeon? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2848 She always did try to lord her position over everyone. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2849 That old coot can really guard his post. He also shows tremendous balance perched on that rifle like that. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2850 You should see him during deer hunting season. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2851 Anyone who falls for that decoy, deserves to get shot. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2852 My son is no genius but always finds friends that make him seem smart. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2853 He always calls 'shotgun' first. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2854 Lucky Duck would be an understatement. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2855 It's a flock initiation. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2856 I don't think this is how the gunfight works 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2857 Do you think that's crazy or for the birds? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2858 And they laugh at us for having bird brains... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2859 He's got him on his sights 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
2860 Relax. He's convinced a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2861 Guess that bird on the barrell is worth 2 of us in the bush. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2862 He just has no foresight! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2863 Thinks he's safe, but never saw Dick Cheney hunt. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2864 Well, looks like Hank has become the sell-out I always knew he was... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2865 Come on bro, be a good wingman and distract her friend. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2866 Harold always makes follow the leader interesting. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2867 Whadya think ... decoy, thrill-seeker or just plain stupid? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2868 Well, one in three IS pro-gun. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2869 Whew - he's not a strict constructionist. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
2870 How does he ever sleep at night. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2871 That tweet has flown the coop. He's half-cocked. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2872 My boy hasn't outgrown his high-risk behavior. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2873 peep sight?!.. no TRAITOR 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2874 Well two birds in the.bush TRUMPS that. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
2875 Well, he's got her back. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2876 Is that Tom? 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
2877 Probably one of those young Progressive Birdie Activists 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2878 Now there's a shotgun with a bird's-eye view. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2879 How is she is like a canary in a coal mine? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2880 Now that's what I call Pooptopia. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2881 Which one is the bigger birdbrain? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2882 That's Louise. She handles his twitter account. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2883 Where is the loyalty? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2884 Penny is the national poster bird for gun safety. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
2885 Should we tell Steve that he landed on the wrong branch? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2886 And they say there's no such a thing as a free ride. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2887 Woodstock, honey, you were so much cuter on that guitar back in '69. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
2888 The males aren't the pretty ones 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2889 See how Fred has him over a barrel? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2890 Must be from Porland. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
2891 I still think we're worth more. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2892 I've never thought of doing that... 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
2893 He grouses a lot and tweets more than Donald Trump! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2894 Not to worry...it's just a presidential candidate looking for a photo-op 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2895 He must not have a good blind sense. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
2896 He thinks he's a real bad ass, but pheasant hunting season ended two weeks ago. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2897 Touch the butt! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2898 Rookie mistake. Take the gun, leave the canary. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2899 I hear it's loaded with innuendo. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2900 I told he was an informant. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2901 You're right.... we're the ones who need to worry. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2902 Always showing off... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2903 What's that thing Chirper is perched on? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2904 Quite a sight! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2905 We call it a Scare Hunter - makes other hunters go away. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2906 Once again we see the formidable hunter, totally in tune with his surroundings, continue on his quest for his elusive quarry. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2907 They've formed a symbiotic relationship. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2908 When I said to junior, "Hunt or be hunted" yesterday, I didn't think he'd take it literally! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2909 Ah, kids these days, huh? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2910 We don't need to be quiet - he's hunting wabbits. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2911 Pride of Place, I'd say. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
2912 I told you he's got some huevos. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2913 Again, Freddy yelled "Shotgun!" before the others. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
2914 He'll never think to look there. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2915 What's that long, skinny thing he's perched on? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2916 I hope he knows what happens to stool pigeons. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2917 He couldn't afford a gun dog. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2918 She was anti NRA until he told her it meant No Robins Allowed. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2919 He feels that as long as he's on that side of the barrel, he's safe. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2920 This gives a whole new meaning to gun control. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2921 That's a red breasted quisling. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2922 Good thing we breed by numbers. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2923 Ernie has always scraped the bottom of the barrel. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2924 I hope he doesn't assume there is a light at the end of the tunnel. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2925 Tweedie's on lookout 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2926 It's not bravery--that guy is a terrible shot. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
2927 He must not realize the danger of being a fellow traveler! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2928 Harold has a real set! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2929 I wish I was ridin' shotgun; this is for the birds. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2930 Nobody ain't got time for that. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2931 Thankfully, one on the arm is worth two in the bush. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2932 Fred always seems to know the blind spots. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2933 Think he'll regret calling "Shotgun!"? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2934 He finally found a way to be "Top Gun". 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
2935 No wonder she finally shut up. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
2936 Clearly a Sanders supporter. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2937 Tweet that. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2938 A bird on the gun is worth two... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2939 You'll never see a pheasant do that 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2940 He just retweeted. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2941 I refuse to believe we evolved from that. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2942 He's really rather harmless. In his mind he's guarding Buckingham Palace. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2943 Yeah, he works for the other side, but I hear they pay him bird feed...! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2944 "Out of sight ...out of mind" that's what I always say... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2945 I'm not convinced the best defense is a good offense. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2946 It's a decoy, I can tell by the whistle! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2947 There's always one that just has to touch fire.... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2948 Lazy bird, he'll do anything for a free ride. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2949 Don't blame the dove, it's the economy. He hasn't had work since Woodstock. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2950 You think canary would rat us out? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2951 No, I don't think this is how Shelley got the line, 'Hail to thee, blithe spirit!' 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2952 Pfft. Show-off. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2953 She's just joined the NRA. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2954 If we tweet about this, does he look smarter than us? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2955 Our ride's here. Dibs on shotgun. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2956 The first sign that this neighborhood has gone down hill. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2957 And now we end our tour of the forest with the oblivious hunter... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2958 Ralph has turned to the Dark Side! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2959 He must be related to Bernie Sanders. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
2960 Let's see him chirp his way out of this one. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
2961 One on the gun is better than us in the brush. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2962 "It's my fault, I never should have told him he was a son of a gun". 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2963 Riding shotgun sure looks cool. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2964 He's a closet birder. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
2965 Mom always said that it's better to be two in the bush. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2966 Yep, just like canary in a coal mine: we're safe. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2967 Just like your Aunt Myrtle -- clueless. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2968 Yup, he put a bird on it. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
2969 He's ALMOST worth the same as us. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2970 They've been playing hard to get with each other all season. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
2971 When he said "you'll have to pry it from my cold dead talons," it was pretty clear he favored the right wing. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
2972 do you think we should inform him it's bird season 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2973 There goes Bob, always tweeting about his 2nd amendment rights. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2974 I always knew Frank was a real Benechick Arnold. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2975 He's safe, bird season opens next week. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2976 Watching him do that always makes me quail. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
2977 I'm torn between proud and terrified right now. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2978 Who knew she was a hawk on the Second Amendment? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2979 If you can't beat them, tell they you're their pet. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
2980 We can only hope this "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" thing works out for Freddie. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2981 That Fred! He always was a kidder. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2982 He's a big supporter of gun control. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2983 Should we tell him what season it is? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2984 That dumb cluck is a real bird-brain. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2985 Ignorance is bliss, so let's keep quiet. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
2986 His great grandfather was a Dodo. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2987 I didn't know Bill was a French hen 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2988 Now that's a Twitter moment! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2989 Birdie hasn't been afraid of anything since that eagle attacked Donald Trump. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2990 No worries, he's just out wabbit hunting today. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2991 Goddamn hotshot. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2992 Kiss up!" "Sycopheasant! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2993 I don't call that "in the hand" 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2994 A bird on the gun beats two in the bush. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2995 What a domestic. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2996 No worries...he thinks he's St. Francis! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2997 I don't really know, Maude, but that family has always lived on the edge. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
2998 I've always had my doubts about that one... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2999 Nightingale of The Hunter 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3000 City birds are such show-offs. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3001 Honey, are you sure that marching him off to military school is really the best plan? 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3002 He's gun controlled challenged. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3003 Is he trying to prove he's better than us? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3004 That's the "twerk" that is all the rage nowdays 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3005 He'll be fine. Most people think he's too gamey. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3006 He thinks he's a bird colonel. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3007 Beats us 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3008 Even the NRA's on Twitter now. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3009 There are rumors he will replace the bird dog. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3010 'He lived dangerously when we were together too!' 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3011 A bird on the barrel is worth two snickering at you in the bush. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3012 Yah, it is surprising, but at least he is not a Trump supporter... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3013 There goes Aloysius with his puckish wit again. Still, it beats being under the gun. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3014 Disgusting what some do for money... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3015 Should we tell Johnny or do we tweet about it? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3016 So a little birdie told him so. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3017 Keep your friends close and your executioner closest. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3018 I know why the twelve gauge bird sings 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3019 Do the Newton's know their son has developed an unhealthy fondness for gun Metal. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3020 It's what they call a 'decoy' bird 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3021 As the saying goes, "Ignorance is bliss." 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3022 Is she hiding, helping or just stupid? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3023 Told ya. . . we got nuthin' to worry about . . . 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3024 He always wanted a mobile home. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3025 It's the latest wrinkle on eco-tourism. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3026 Just look at that traitor! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3027 She's there for comic relief. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3028 My sense of worth is halved every time I see him. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3029 What do you bet their kind are headed for extinction? 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3030 Bridging the worth gap's gonna be a long shot, thanks to elitist chicks like that. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3031 ''He learned it online.'' 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3032 She’s practicing riding shotgun for when we fly south. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3033 He must be an animal rights hunter. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3034 Eggs Benedict anyone? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3035 Don't fret, he's not one to squawk. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3036 I've never trusted him. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3037 He's one of those "right to be shot" birdbrains. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3038 He never buckles up. So reckless! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3039 Those Bugs Bunny cartoons will be the death of him. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3040 I am sure that the hunter can not kill us...." "Yeah, true. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3041 Thank goodness for the bluebird of safety. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3042 What a hot dog! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3043 Does the math still hold up if the bird's not exactly in your hand? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3044 I don't know what's wrong with me. There was a time when that would've struck me as funny. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3045 That guy again--always walking the fine line on gun control. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3046 They're said to be more agile than Spaniels. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3047 Getting worms the old fashioned way is still good enough for me. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3048 Smart move! The hunter can't shoot him. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3049 Thats the new whistle blower 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3050 Did you know that a bird on a gun is worth two in the bush? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3051 These memes have gone too far 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3052 So much for birds of a feather flocking together! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3053 Crazy is what crazy does. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3054 Yes, but so last season. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3055 I don't think all is Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah satisfactual... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3056 "Time to re-tweet". 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3057 "It's his service bird".7 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3058 She was always a thrill seeker. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3059 He's standing on the edge of life 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3060 You might try on top of his hat. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3061 As if we didn't know. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3062 We'll do that when he carries the double barrel. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3063 He says that a no-fly zone is the only way to keep us alive in our homeland. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3064 Conservationist? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3065 Worth more than two in the bush, I'd say. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3066 We've successfully embedded a tweet in the NRA. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3067 It looks unsafe until you take into account the fact that he has no depth perception whatsoever. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3068 Too much! A birdie lands on Bernie's podium and everyone needs one to stay relevant. Dick Cheney, though? 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3069 Oh now he just loves hunting. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3070 I worry so when Jr. plays chicken. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3071 A new low in decoys, I'd say. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3072 You had to argue with him again, didn't you. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3073 They negotiated a temporary cessation of hostility. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3074 With my parents it was decoys. For us it's tweets. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3075 There she is!" "That chick really is the queen of performance activism. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3076 He twitted shotgun. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3077 Looks like Bill is taking his promotion at the bird sanctuary a little too seriously. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3078 He's gauging the wisdom of flying straight ahead. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3079 I think she will come to regret relying on the old bird-in-the-hand cliché. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3080 Report back to HQ that our "Little Birdie" is in. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3081 Stockholm syndrome or just cuckoo? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3082 Maybe he gets tweets about our location 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3083 Really, talk about cheeky tweeting. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3084 That's no quail - that's a quisling! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3085 Awkbird! 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3086 I can't believe he dropped out of falconry school for this gig. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3087 Two in the bush is worth one on the gun 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3088 So what happened to his mate? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3089 I told you the dodo wasn't extinct. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3090 If he gets too close to anybody, she sends out a tweet. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3091 I always now were the action is now that I've subscribed to her live-tweet feed... 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3092 Let's see how many of us they say HE'S worth. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3093 Probably stinks at golf ? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3094 Someone should issue a golden alert. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3095 Oh lets add that to my birder's notebook ... stool pheasant! 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3096 Good thing Robin sends out tweets constantly. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3097 You can't tweet something like that. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3098 It's a living. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3099 I thought we raised him better than that! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3100 Tonight we deal with the turncoat. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3101 They say opportunity is where you least expect it. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3102 IF YOU CANT DODGE THEM YOU JUST JOIN THEM 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3103 you know the old saying? "one bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush" 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3104 Look it's a wrongbird 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3105 I call it Gun-Stockholm Syndrome. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3106 That's got to be worth three of us. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3107 It's called a peep sight. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3108 Evel Kneivel has nothing on him. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3109 His last tweet was was against gun control. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3110 Bernie's stand on gun control contains many contradictions. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3111 He just kept chirping on and on about some "Tiananmen Square." 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3112 It's ok Mildred, he's shooting blanks anyway. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3113 Now That's A Real Cuckoo Bird. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3114 Cheney's out again 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3115 The one on the gun is dumber than the two in the bush. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3116 ...I hear he tweets for the NRA 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3117 What a suck-up! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3118 Don't worry. He's a remaining delegate. Nobody knows where he is, much less what he wants, including himself. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3119 He's no Dick Cheney, that's for sure 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3120 Look at her up there so proud. I wish he will just shoot her. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3121 I despise him with every feather of my being. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3122 "One of these days, Harold's going to go too far". 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3123 Actually it's a new kind of scarecrow. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3124 Think he's going to tweet? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3125 There's our Freddie. He chirps to warn the animals to run away quickly! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3126 I'm afraid Jack has turned into a bit of a daredevil since that Sanders stunt of his. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3127 She's overlooking the most important sight. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3128 He came in last in his fantasy league. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3129 I’ve told him to stop reading Chairman Mao’s slogans so literally. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3130 I guess he got tired of tree branches. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3131 Just think. They call that the thrill of the hunt. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3132 More like two birds with one snitch... 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3133 Huh. Charlie's not chicken, is he? 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3134 When I told him to grow a pair of wings, I didn't expect this. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3135 My goodness, that young fella is a dead duck. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3136 It's what the kids do Doris its a new thing they put a Bern on it 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3137 She's been all that ever since the Bernie Sanders speech. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3138 It's the whistling "Oh What a Beautiful Morning" that really gets on my nerves! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3139 That's carrying "bi-partisan" too far. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3140 Oh man, Bernie is such a romantic! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3141 A bird of the rifle is worth less than two on bush. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3142 He's from the method acting school next door. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3143 Bob's a risk taker. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3144 Her tweets could kill. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3145 Old Herbert isn't much of a shot, but outright mockery is just a step too far. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3146 Little Tweetie just loves living on the edge, doesn't he? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3147 Now that's what I'd call a bird brain! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3148 I hope he's worth two in the bush. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3149 Dumbass. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3150 Well, she ain't chicken. I'll giver her that. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3151 Not sure he understands the phrase BIRD's EYE VIEW. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3152 It's like Moby-Dick was stuck to the bottom of the Pequod. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3153 Can't really call it a 'sit-in' can we? More like a 'sit-on.' Risky, ain't it? Still, that human will think twice. Feathered lives matter! 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3154 I've felt much safer since LaMar discovered the joys of marijuana. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3155 He may be crazy, but I tell you, embedded journalists get all the chicks. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3156 He's a strong believer in the right to arm birds. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3157 Neither one of them knows whether he's coming or going. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3158 Her attempts to prove she's worth the two of us are getting out of hand. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3159 It looks like Harold got the new peep site position. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3160 He will tweet once if by forest and twice if by meadow. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3161 Like they say, "A bird on the barrel is worth two on a branch.' 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3162 I'd tweet him to fly away but I'm over my usage limit. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3163 He said he was going out to have a blast. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3164 He'd be better off ,with two in the bush. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3165 Sure it's foolish, but everytime he pulls one of these stunts the twitter sphere goes nuts! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3166 Almost makes you rethink opposition to the 2nd Amendment. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3167 You gotta admit she'd make an excellent confit. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3168 If that's what belongs to the NRA, not to be concerned. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3169 Either he's one of those trained 'rear guard' service birds or he can't stand looking at that stupid hat." 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3170 Just go give her a little peck. Trust me, it will blow your mind! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3171 Yep, he's playing for the other team. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3172 Jay has always been very gutsy 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3173 Wonder what that's worth.. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3174 whistle while you work, indeed. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3175 It's nice to see him take a strong stance on gun issues. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3176 He's a rebel without a caw. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3177 You just can't be a birdbrain to come up with that. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3178 A Bird on the Barrel Is worth two in the bush", don't you think? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3179 Do you think he had to join the NRA? 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3180 Duck or he'll start singing like a canary! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3181 Where could I find a guy to carry me around on my rifle? 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3182 Why didn't we think of that, pose as decoy. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3183 That's our boy off to the front 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3184 We should teach him the meaning of a bird's eye view. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3185 Keep your friends close... 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3186 Whar hubris even for a stool pigeon! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3187 We needed a way to continue natural selection 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3188 Amy's new boyfriend gives me serial killer vibes. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3189 Someone told him he looked like a bold eagle. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3190 Explain to me again why he's worth double? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3191 Look who's feathering his nest, 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3192 That Rooster kid is so cocky. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3193 That's one not-very-concealed carrier pigeon. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3194 If Tom doesn't get all the way into the hand, he's got to stop saying he's twice the bird we are. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3195 That's not Jerry, is it? Actually, yeah. I think that is Jerry. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3196 What an egghead. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3197 Hal lives by 'love thy enemies.' Seems risky to me. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3198 Maybe I should take him out of the will 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3199 He had the best warning chirp until he Turnfeathered. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3200 No Ralphie, he'll shoot you're eye out! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3201 Someday we'll sing songs about him. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3202 Talk about lazy! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3203 It's birdie season and I'm hunting birdies, so be vewy, vewy quiet. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3204 He really pushes the envelope. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3205 Interesting choice for Rumspringa. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3206 I just can't get it through my bird brain that he's smarter than we are. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3207 I wonder what camouflage he uses 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3208 he is should tweet that selfie 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3209 Facebook & Instagram sure, but I don't think we should Tweet. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3210 This adds a new paradigm to the sanctuary debate. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3211 i guess that's what they call a "peep sight". 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3212 Well it's not a very creative decoy.. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3213 He says, 'it is what it is,' which is totally asinine. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3214 That's one ballsy Rifleman, eh? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3215 Hurry! Get the camera and take a shot. Then we post on Twitter. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3216 Please don't repeat this... Bird Brain, Bird Brain, Bird Brain! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3217 I'm not sure that's how trigger warnings are supposed to work, but I do feel safer. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3218 I think this Bernie thing might be going a little too far. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3219 He replaces the viewfinder! Ready? Aim. Fire! 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3220 Well I'll be, Sam did find a place to rest where he won't be shot. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3221 Showboating again. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3222 I TOLD her not to up with that on-line dating service. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3223 The smart money says 5-to-3 on the chick. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3224 Is Mr. Fudd using his familiar trick to get us to fly or is that really our little teenage ducky? 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3225 Apostate! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3226 I'm calling it, 'Birdie over Cheney.' Or maybe just, 'Put a Bird on It.' 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3227 Jr. has really taken to hunting. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3228 Dear, all I said to her was 'lookout for the hunter!" 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3229 Our sister is cleaver! She helps the hunter spot game and at the same time she has no more problems with bullies. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3230 Do you think he knows? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3231 She gets paid to tweet every word from his mouth. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3232 That's it -- he's in the fraternity. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3233 He's a bird version of Benedict Arnold 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3234 He's just an absent-minded patent examiner mumbling about God not playing dice with the universe. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3235 Looks like Henry’s therapist told him to face his fears again. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3236 Let's hope the bird on on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3237 You can tell it's a South Korean Warbler. They always look north." 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3238 Why would you use role reversal to explain the facts of life to Junior? 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3239 Does the concept of "stool pigeon" come to mind? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3240 He's not stupid -- he knows the guy left his glasses at home. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3241 I hope that bird poops on the rifle barrel before flying off 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3242 He believes in keeping his enemies closer 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3243 I don't see how giving him the bird has helped our cause. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3244 She's not to be rifled with. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3245 If he hadn't lost his camel he would have made it by now 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3246 Well, I suppose it is the safest possible place. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3247 Dare you to yell 'It's rabbit season!' 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3248 Don't ask, don't tell. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3249 What a bird brain. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3250 I told you Tweety had gone over. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3251 What do you think of Woody's strategy of joining the NRA? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3252 Ira's last tweet mentioned Stockholm Syndrome ..poor guy. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3253 And then he doesn't understand why we call him Benedict Arnold... 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
3254 I always knew Bob was a traitor. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
3255 Real bird brain, ain't he? Which one? Both of 'em. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
3256 I guess two in the bush is worth something after all. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3257 Now she is imagining that she is a poster child for the Nobel Peace Prize. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3258 When I said he needed a new wingman, I didn't have this in mind 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3259 That's how we put a bird on it. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3260 And I thought I was a lucky bird when I found the first worm of the day! 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
3261 I wonder if she knows. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3262 I guess some guys just wanna become extinct. 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
3263 I'm worried about the crowd our son is hanging out with 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3264 She's restricted to public transportation until she's cleared by her doctor. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3265 His Twitter blog said they tawt they taw a Puddy Tat. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3266 I told you that canary sang like a snitch. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3267 Blue bird on my shoulder makes me happy. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3268 Well, it's nice to know he has mixed feelings about the whole thing. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3269 He gets the bird brain from his father 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3270 I keep telling him it's time for contact lenses. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3271 Well, It looks like we can safely remove him from our No Fly Zone 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3272 They met about two years ago and he replaced the gun action with a camera. 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
3273 Don't worry. We can let him know later. 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
3274 He developed the Big Bang Theory. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3275 It's no surprise... all of her tweets support the NRA 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3276 Clueless fearless youth. 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
3277 He's more albatross than quail; we're all doomed. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3278 He's paying it forward. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3279 Well, it does put - for the moment - a nicer twist on giving someone the bird. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3280 Our plans are set in motion. Little Flipin is ready to pounce on whatever that hunter kills. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3281 That dove is going to ruin our image. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3282 I will bet you five dollars that Charlie he won't make it to the end of the season. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3283 His special needs status landed him a well compensated position in the no fly zone. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
3284 #VALUE! 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
3285 and that’s why I don’t use Twitter. 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
3286 IT'S IN HIS NRA 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3287 You think we should tell him? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3288 Watching that is a perfect example of why we are the ones called 'mourning' doves. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3289 You know what they say, "one on the gun..." 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3290 He's live-tweeting his protest. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3291 $5 says standing ducks aren't any safer. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3292 Cheryl gets a lot of mileage from looking the other way on the threat of immigrant terrorism. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3293 He's been riding shotgun since the day he could chirp. 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
3294 I've never seen so much crossover appeal with the Sanders campaign. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3295 And he didn't even let out a peep ! 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3296 Just give it a minute. She landed on a bang bang stick. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3297 An end of the barrel run for him! 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3298 He's doing it for the vine. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3299 He's been this way since high school. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3300 That decoy is never going to work. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3301 I hear he has a deer on the fender of his truck. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3302 Stephen Hawking he isn't, but then who is? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3303 I told you not to make a nest out of that amendment. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3304 He's pulling a Bernie. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3305 Don't worry dear I took the bullets out last night. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3306 You can tell, he is not one of us. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3307 Don't worry - he won't sing. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3308 some people never stop hunting for retweets 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3309 Oh, don't be chicken! 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3310 Freeloader! 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
3311 we showed the world how smart we are ."didnt we??? 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
3312 If he holds his position he isn't in danger of being shot. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3313 See, there really is a death wish. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3314 What a show-off. There's a thin line between guts and goofy. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3315 Did Dick Cheney have a mustache? 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
3316 let's fly- that's a stool pidgeon sitting on that gun 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3317 Nah, we're safe. He already has a down jacket. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3318 Don't give me that 'A bird on the gun is worth two--anywhere!' 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3319 You know, I say let 'em have a gun or two. Can't get up off the ground to save their lives, and their neck-rotation ability is just plain sad. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3320 Somebody told him to use birdshot 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3321 Benedict Arnold!!! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3322 That's Bernie Sanders' P.R. guy. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3323 You think his life insurance is worth twice as much, too? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3324 The hunter's looking to find birds to kill, and we're the ones with the "bird brains. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
3325 At least that way he won't get shot accidentally 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3326 Look...two cocks! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3327 I think he ruffled Bert's tail feathers. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3328 He's been a charmed Quail since he took the rap in the Cheney shooting. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3329 His chirp is our alert. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3330 "He once said 'If ya' can't beat 'em, join 'em'". 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3331 He's treading a very slippery slope. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3332 Imbedded. But starting to go soft on them. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3333 Do you think it's wise for him to to mock the NRA? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3334 Look! It's a gun barrel warbler. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
3335 Don't worry. Today's he 's hunting worms. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
3336 Carol's youngest son joined a radical bird-spy organization. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
3337 Turncoat! I bet he used to be a Democrat! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3338 What a stool pigeon. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
3339 Watch the Birdie 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3340 Peacenick. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3341 It gives him a bird's eye view. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3342 Is that bird on a rifle worth the same as us two in this bush--or not? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3343 Life on the edge. She's probably safer there than we are here. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3344 Y'know, I hope old Polly finally got that cracker before her time was up. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
3345 A visionary, with eyes set on the future 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3346 I’d say he’s worth maybe one and a half. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3347 your kid has learned to fly, Muzzle Tov ! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3348 That's why he's popular. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3349 Walter acts like he is so brave. Let's see him move 9 inches down the barrel. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3350 Our educational system these days could do more to teach practical skills. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3351 A little birdie told me he's "game" for a threesome. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3352 He’s watching his back with his tweets. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3353 ''Well a bird in hand ...is worth us."marshek3 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3354 No worries, he's on our payroll now. He will lead him away from us! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3355 They said he was going to run as Republican and now I believe it. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3356 ...and we ask yourselves, how in the hell do we keep risking extinction? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3357 It's a gun, fly away! Haven't u learned anything from watching bambi 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3358 It's a organic peep sight. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3359 Summertime,and the livin' is easy 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3360 He ain't worth us! 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
3361 What's the old saying? A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3362 Great view, sure, but it's a dangerous place to raise a family. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3363 See, it's a cardinal sin. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3364 I thought YOU did the stay away from humans training! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3365 He's been up there since the early bird got his... 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3366 He always has his quarry within his sights. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3367 Isn't that Mock N. Jay, the great impressionist? I hear he's spot on. Audiences love him- just kills em! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3368 Looks like he's got Chirpy over a barrel. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3369 I always knew he was a turn feather. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3370 Rumor has it he negotiated for his life to be a lookout for his blind side. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3371 you have to admire George,he always like to live life in the fast lane 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3372 One campaign podium and now they're all brazen fools. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3373 Elena's just not the same without Nino. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3374 His next stunt will be to poop on the guy's hats. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3375 He'll need more than one gun to kill the two of us! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3376 Bob lives on the edge. He is the one that got Dick Cheney to shoot Harry Whittington in 2006. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3377 Experience aside, I just don't trust her. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3378 Maybe WE should join the N.R.A.. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3379 He's got a bird in the hand, but we're worth just as much. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3380 A bird on the barrel is not worth two birds in the bush. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3381 Hes too busy looking whats in front of him, that he never bothers to check what whats past him. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3382 Not all them gun tote'n rednecks are killers. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3383 No surprise. He tweeted a lot about the seduction of the Dark Side. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3384 He's been smoking "T" again. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3385 Hey! Look behind you! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3386 Friggin' Smartass! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3387 That's not the kind of shoot we taught her to sit on. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3388 Here's why Occupy Sandbox failed. No movement. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3389 I told you he's a bad shooter. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3390 Honey, do we still have some popcorn packets left? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3391 Sometimes you need a better outlook to live a better life. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3392 Let's hope this idiot has read Aesop's Fables. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3393 Looks like the NRA wants to appear eco-friendly. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3394 Millennials need mentoring. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3395 Because he loves nature. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3396 He's not fooling anyone with that decoy. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3397 He's a Yellow-Breasted Warner. The idiot with the gun can't hear him, but we can. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3398 Game changer - live location tweets #embedded bird. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3399 That cousin of yours is either very fearless or very stupid... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3400 Maybe joining the NRA wouldn't be so bad after all 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3401 Check out that hot chick !! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3402 Either this is an idiom or he's an idiot. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3403 I must have missed the memo about the cease fire agreement 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3404 We're beautifully rendered, sure, but what do we have to do with Donald Trump? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3405 Why does he perch against his own interests? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3406 Look at that! He is going to punish the man. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3407 Do you think he's going to break out a spontaneous rendition of Purple Rain? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3408 So what do you think Ralph? "He looks a little goofy." "Shall we give him a thrill? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3409 A disagreement on stock direction? 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3410 That's the proverbial trickster 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3411 Relax! Wire the two in the bush. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3412 I'll get the Quisling, you get the hat. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3413 I can assure you Stella, no good is going to come from this! 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3414 I get why he's an NRA member. Her I don't get at all. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3415 The Arnold's had one bad egg named Ben. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3416 I knew it when he stopped tweeting. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3417 Doesn't he know that it's unsafe to carry a gun that way? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3418 He's not fooling anyone 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3419 Look-out 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3420 Little Birdie tells me the NRA ain't going down in this election without a fight. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3421 The 'Rugged and Outdoors' Father's Day kit was a big seller this season. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3422 Maybe she thinks it's his cell phone. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3423 Geez, not sure which one of those two is the bigger birdbrain! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3424 He's nuts!" "I guess he really is qualified to run for POTUS. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3425 I have a lot of growing up to do 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3426 He's the NRA's newest memebr. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3427 He must be using birdshot. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3428 It's a hunter's twitter. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3429 So you think he'll talk? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3430 Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3431 Ballsy perch, eh? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3432 Come to think of it, that's a pretty safe place to be. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3433 So that's a CAT scan 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3434 The mockingbirds got nothin' on old Fred. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3435 A bird on the gun is better than two in the bush. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3436 She's going to the NRA protest. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3437 Poor typists. They hunt and peck. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3438 He's a vegan. He only shoots falling leaves. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3439 apparantly he overheard the farmer telling his wife hes long sighted only 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3440 'He switched sides for chicken feed.' 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3441 Now that's hootspa. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3442 One more bushel if you poop on his head! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3443 I can't wait to hear his tweets on this adventure. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3444 ...Don't worry...she'll soon fill out if she keeps it up... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3445 Looks like a case of bad grubs. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3446 Blind Bill's newly cleaned gun 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3447 Imagine--a bird turned into a stool pigeon! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3448 Should we tell him his grandfather really didn't perch on a pirate's shoulder? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3449 I warned everyone in the forest, and you ate the hunters lunch...So long you traitor. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3450 Can you believe that -- birds of a feather I guess. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3451 That little twerp always calls shotty. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3452 'There goes the Great Cat Hunter.' 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3453 It's a right of passage for some species. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3454 .....I heard he even perched on a podium at a political rally once. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3455 I'm following the NRA's every tweet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3456 Sometimes I wish I was a mocking bird. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3457 Ralph says he'll peck the guy's eyes out, but I think he just wants a free ride. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3458 Apparently our son has jumped the gun. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3459 I thought decoys were for duck hunters. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3460 Oh look, Walter launched his manned satellite branch. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3461 I guess that's always the risk with public rush tickets. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3462 Let's not get too optimistic. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3463 Such Bravery. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3464 We should advise him worms only live in the dirt. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
3465 SHE LIKES TO WALK ON THE WILD SIDE. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3466 In 3, 2, 1... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3467 When do you think he'll figure out that he's not at a Bernie Sanders rally! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3468 He's obsessed with that movie 'Dr. Strangelove' 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3469 I would like to believe that's fake. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3470 Bernie Sanders is irresistible! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3471 He will grow out of the rebellion soon. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3472 Turncoat! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3473 Ever since he ate that Eagle scout badge he thinks he's a protected species. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3474 ''He takes after his dad, Tweety Bird.'' 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3475 Patience. Patience. An unsuspecting hunter will approach our decoy...then WHAM! 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
3476 Bob's kind of an Uncle Big Bird. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3477 He's a spotter. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3478 I'd say he's whistling past the graveyard, but it's probably not a good idea to whistle just now. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3479 We really have raised him to be bold, but this seems quite heedless 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3480 I know he wanted to get rid of his cold feet problem, but this is ridiculous. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3481 Looks like another brokered convention. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3482 That ''Look at the birdie'' trick won't work on me. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3483 He has suicidal thoughts. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3484 Now I know where the expression "Bird-Brain" comes from 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3485 Nope, that's a Nark. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3486 He thought that gunpowder was bird seed. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3487 how very Top Gun of him... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3488 Stool pigeon 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3489 See - feeling disenfranchised can make one a traitor 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3490 Stupid bet. Soon as he looks down that barrel, we lose our entire stash of crumbs. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3491 She's a strict constructionist. She took a job as a lobbyist for the NRA. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3492 Can you believe that! A moustache! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3493 He's never been clear on the decoy concept. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3494 Not exactly a bird in hand but I think we might be safe. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3495 Yeah, I guess it could be Storkholm's, but she looks more like a duck, no? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3496 He probably thinks it's a water gun... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3497 If you believe that song he is singing, I have a fence on the Mexican border you can sit on. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3498 He's not really a hunter--that's an early warning system. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3499 Just look at her. She thinks she's worth the same as the both of us put together! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3500 Look at her, acting like she's better than two of us in the bush! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3501 Little Jackson is convinced he can change the entire hunting paradigm. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3502 That's a site ! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3503 I told you that there was a spy in our midst. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3504 Quail Tzu: Keep your enemies closer? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3505 What makes him better? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3506 Our son has become a "Bernie Bro". 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3507 Do you think our son understands the tweets about hunting season we sent him? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3508 Where's the hawk when you need him? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3509 Idiot thinks it's a tree branch. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3510 He has a really high sense of self-worth. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3511 That's pretty woodcocky. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3512 Phase one, complete. Phase two, poke his eyeball out. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3513 It's a good job, but he has to migrate with the butterflies. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3514 Looks like another little grouse for gun control. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3515 Does he really think he can fool us with that thing just because Charlie fell for the inflatable arm flailing tube man last week? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3516 I've got a good one for you - are we birds or what?! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3517 He's been opposing assault weapons in forests across the country since 1988. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3518 Just spit-balling here, but I bet the intersection of Mensa membership and NRA membership is the null set. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3519 Would you believe he's a Bird Watcher? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3520 Rebel Rebel 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3521 I still say the economics favor us. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3522 THEY SAY ONE IN THE HAND IS BETTER THAN TWO IN THE BUSH GARY, LETS STAY IN THE BUSH. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3523 Look who's gunning for this year's 'Balance Bird' crown. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3524 Guys, I think it's a bird feeder! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3525 I wish they could solve their problems without resorting to a duel every time. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3526 Tell me again, what's the difference between commenselism and amensalism? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3527 I've told him 100 times it's safer to poop on human statues but he prefers the real thing. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3528 It looks like a starling, but it might also be a quisling. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3529 He's a little cuckoo when it comes to gun control. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3530 He needed help whistling while he worked. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3531 Call it art. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3532 Tweetie's been singing about a barrel of laughs. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3533 That lucky hen 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3534 Tweeting that out for sure. #birdbrain #cuckoo. @NewYorker. @NatEnquirer. RT if you agree. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3535 You gotta wake up pretty early in the morning... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3536 Would never have guessed that Bernie likes to hunt. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3537 It's that damn second amendment--what about our rights? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3538 I still say dam that 2nd amendment. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3539 He's a pilot fish. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3540 He insulted his mother. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3541 He's Twiddle Dumb. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3542 Do you think that counts as T & E? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3543 If e finds the care keys we can drive out together 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3544 I'd say he has a "death wish" 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3545 So, it is true. The NRA is for the birds. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3546 Friend or foe, it's hard to know! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3547 Where was he when that so called friend of Dick Cheney really needed him? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3548 I don't know if he's a canary but he sure sings like one 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3549 Guns don't kill birds; birds kill birds! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3550 He's really a loon! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3551 That Benedict Arnold , he cant fly straight to save his life. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3552 You don't often see the Quisling Bird out at this time of day. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3553 No worries. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3554 I'm definitely cancelling my Twitter account today. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3555 Let's call them Hillary and Donald 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3556 Steve looks like he's got a birds eye view. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3557 That only works here in Arkansas. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3558 Over a barrel or out on a limb--which one takes more pluck? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3559 Should we tweet? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3560 Quisling quail. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3561 At least he doesn't have one stone. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3562 He's our early warning system 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3563 That chick thinks she's entitled to a free ride. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3564 A little birdie told me we have nothing to worry about. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3565 I was leery of hiring Robin as our courier, but I never dreamed he'd become a stool pigeon. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3566 No sweat. He's blinder that a bat! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3567 Remember when the species barrier was inviolable? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3568 That bird's desire to branch out may ultimately backfire on him. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3569 Ducks don't kill birds. Ducks kill themselves. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3570 Just gunning for it... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3571 Hunters are basically so stupid. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3572 Wow, she's the Tiananmen Square of our species. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3573 We're two birds only a stone's throw away. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3574 Now we strike back! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3575 I'll bet you twenty seeds he's a double agent. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3576 If he comes home with any more pets . . . 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3577 #Zippidy Doo Da 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3578 I'm pretty sure that Bert isn't NRA material. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3579 He just loves a good practical joke. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3580 Appears as if the NRA has brainwashed our little birdbrain. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3581 Cranberry farmers are mellow hunters. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3582 Did you hear? Blue hired that hunter for a song! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3583 I call shotgun. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3584 He's a chutzparrot. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3585 Did you know some people don't believe in Darwin? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3586 I've always been much more of a 'two-in-the-bush' kinda guy. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3587 Tweety always did like to live dangerously. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3588 Tweety always wanted the trophy lifestyle. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3589 he's never just one in the hand or two in the bush. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3590 Please vote me for next president! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3591 Race traitor! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3592 It appears our friend has gone "cuckoo"! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3593 Witness our son's coming of age 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3594 A bird on the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle is worth two in the bush. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3595 Yup, they all look alike, but in a previous life he rousted cattle in Nevada. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3596 There goes Bernie Bird endorsing Sanders again. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3597 Let's not judge him for going for Trump; we went for Bush. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3598 That's the most unfair decoy I've ever seen. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3599 Eddie must think that's a barrel of laughs. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3600 I've never seen a Piping Turncoat that I liked. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3601 "Shhh. It's a full-fledged male Eastern Checkered Hosap. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3602 Two on a branch is better than one about to lose his head. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3603 Now do you believe me when I told Burt was pretty clueless? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3604 Yeah, right, a bird on the barrel beats two in the bush—but doesn’t that guy look like Mark Twain? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3605 The sad part is that neither of them sees the other. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3606 Stay calm!  He's a tree hugger. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3607 I recognize him. That's Aaron Burrd... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3608 First Bernie Sanders, now this. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3609 Well, not exactly a barrel of laughs. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3610 If he puts birdseed down the barrel I will just molt! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3611 He hasn't been the same since Tiananmen Square. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3612 Talk about your luck of the draw. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3613 Guess someone is practicing to be a decoy again. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3614 Hey Tweety - Tweet This ! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3615 I'm thrilled he knows we're out of season. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3616 That seems a little more dangerous than just being a bird on a wire. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3617 He's got guts, but he'll lose them if he stays there! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3618 He's definitely not worth more than us. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3619 He's got that new bird's eye view for a scope 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3620 Is it too risky to make enough noise to expose that little showoff? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3621 Now THAT is one dirty bird! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3622 Logically, I know that it's meant to draw us out, but emotionally, all I want is to flap my wings and create a stir. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3623 I guess he's hunting with irony! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3624 I think our son needs a second. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3625 He's overthinking if he just wants to kill us. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3626 A pear tree that's not, or I'm a partridge. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3627 Boy, Harold is such a schmuck! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3628 She had better poop. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3629 He thinks he's on Duck Dynasty. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3630 Go ahead, scare him! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3631 When she was tweeting "I got you babe" it was harmless enough, but "If I could turn back time" will be the end of her. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3632 Birdie Sanders seems to be changing his tone. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3633 This is what happens when they spend all day in a virtual world. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3634 Exposure therapy. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3635 Oh that kid of yours, thinks he is a son-of-a-gun 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3636 So naïve, must be a Republican. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3637 See, I told you Larry got dropped on his head as a chick. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3638 Checkmate Chick 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3639 'Bluebird of Happiness;' and he'll never find it! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3640 hey bro 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3641 He was far from the brightest egg in the nest. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3642 Whenever that guy goes duck hunting he hires Robin as his spotter. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3643 Does he really think we'll fall for that? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3644 So this is what all those tweets are referring too. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3645 Do you think he'll sing? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3646 Now I see why her tweets are less than 140 characters. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3647 I heard he promised her a cage made of gold. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3648 That's the type of guy we can put up with. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3649 Bravery could get one of us in the nest...stupidity--not so much. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3650 "I hear she left a bald eagle for him". 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3651 There goes Bernie again. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3652 Dang it it Wilbur done hitched a ride. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3653 Yes, I see there's an unfamiliar bird trespassing in our territory; and no, I'm not going to do anything about it. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3654 Shhh, don't fall for it. It's Wayne LaPierre trying to pull off the old Charles Schulz and Woodstock impersonation again. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3655 Ever since that Sanders thing, he keeps asking, 'Have Marty Scorsese's people called today?' 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3656 That would be the Nathan Hale of Quail. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3657 He's practicing for Twick or Tweet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3658 I guess the early bird gets the buck 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3659 Hey if you go in the barrel, there's worms! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3660 He's got his "six." 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3661 Just because he's out there and we're in here doesn't make us worth anything less. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3662 It's an open carrier. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3663 My money is on Aaron Burr(d) 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3664 Junior is taking bird dog to a new level. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3665 Well, he had been unemployed for a long time 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3666 You've heard of Pilot Fish, right? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3667 Reckon he didn't bring a dog! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3668 I heard he was force-fed as a chick. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3669 That cuckoo is over a barrel. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3670 It's a Winchester 16 gauge over and under but the chick is new around here. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3671 He's got nerves of steel. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3672 As long as we stay in this bush, and stick together, we should be OK. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3673 He says he's a spy, but I say he's a sellout. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3674 That sparrow sold out again this hunting season. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3675 Thank God! He's found a safe spot. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3676 Snitches get Stitches. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3677 Oh look Marge, a gun with the safety on, it's called a peeping Tom ! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3678 What a bird brain that guy has. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3679 Boys are so difficult to raise. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3680 I told you he never turns down a "DARE". 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3681 That's the most insulting decoy I've ever seen. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3682 He was a bird dog in a former life. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3683 It beats going fishing. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3684 I love scarecrows with a perch 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3685 It's a peaceful shooting. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3686 Mr. Wilson was never a good hunter. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3687 Riding shotgun is safest if there's an accident. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3688 Name had me minimizing the threat, but I never trusted that variety of pigeon. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3689 He's always been known for his strategic planning. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3690 I'm not sure, but apparently he has some inherent knowledge of "wabbits." 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3691 You can see it dripping off of the barrell -- providing yet another meaning for the term bird-shot. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3692 I can't see you, you can't see me 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3693 He's riding birdshot. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3694 Irv has always been a risk taker. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3695 I can't believe that Bernie is pandering to the gun lobby! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3696 look at our little boy supporting the NRA and the 2nd Amendment 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3697 Ever since he survived that fall out of the nest, he's been a adrenaline junkie! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3698 That there is your classic peep sight. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3699 "I told you going vegetarian would make him a Democrat". 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3700 As all wrens, he likes to brag. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3701 It's so gauche how that breed tries to flaunt its relationships. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3702 He'd better not sing like a canary. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3703 I refuse to be his dinner! When Junior signals 'all clear,' grab his gun and shoot the old foggy dead! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3704 Perkins! A theory. Is a bird on a barrel worth two in the bush? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3705 He adores Elmer Fudd and Tweetie Bird. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3706 I'm not sure. I left my binoculars back at the nest. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3707 One of these days that's going to come back to bite him! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3708 Are you going to tweet him or shall I? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3709 Bernie told him guns are safer in rural America. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3710 He's changed since that gig with Bernie 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3711 He said he'll blow it up on Twitter. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3712 Looks like the dove's making progress. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3713 She's sold her soul to The Hunter! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3714 I don't know, Maude. We knew he was different when he was in the nest, but somehow I didn't expect him to be THAT different! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3715 A bird on a gun is better than two in a bun. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3716 Fraternizing with the enemy? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3717 He thought the saying was 'the friend of my enemy'. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3718 They' re friends with benefits. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3719 I guess you're not being paranoid; he IS targeting us specifically. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3720 Just look at Freddie. He's hired a guide to find him a mate. What a creep. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3721 Epic quail. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3722 We should raise our defence spend and stop freeloading off the US. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3723 He's always looking for an opportunity to exercise his second amendment rights. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3724 One on the barrel. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3725 I've always told him, 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.' But this might be taking it a bit too far. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3726 On the way to Sunday dinner - doesn't realize bird is on the menu. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3727 Camouflage only takes you so far. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3728 Looks like the little N.R.A. shoulder patch worked. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3729 Don't fall for it, he's coming for us! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3730 That's a hunting dog bird. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3731 Hope he doesn't see us or he'll sing like a…….never mind. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3732 "Yikes' To bad cousin Larry is a proponent of the gun law. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3733 Who else but,Prince, would do that? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3734 I'm guessing...married fisherman. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3735 Talk about "out on a limb"! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3736 He's auditioning for the National Rifle Association mascot position. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3737 But he's not in hand, so how could we be... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3738 That's the old 'bird on the barrel' ploy. We're supposed to think he's bird friendly. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3739 Today I'm going to branch out. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3740 Duck! He's with IRA! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3741 Keep your eye on the birdie 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3742 Great decoy - looks just like Hal 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3743 Self-radicalized. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3744 It's a good job...Miriam has his back 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3745 I feel so betrayed! Leonard promised me the NRA membership application I found was just fodder for our nest. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3746 ??"Don't worry about a thing. 'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"?? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3747 I would have never done that at his age! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3748 I heard he wanted to be a decoy. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3749 Be careful . . . . I think he's using birdshot. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3750 He doesn't play well with others. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3751 He's playing with fire. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3752 A bird is known by the company it keeps. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3753 Open canary. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3754 Perched right on the gun barrel. What a bird brain! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3755 I told you Judy was two faced. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3756 I think we are safe. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3757 Marge, I didn't realize that natural selection took the weekends off. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3758 See I told you our daughter liked the wrong kind of boyfriend 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3759 The kid's got moxie! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3760 Relax it's only birdshot. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3761 If you see something, tweet something. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3762 Timmy crossed Timmy changed parties. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3763 They say the best defense is a good offense. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3764 Hes' dreaming if he thinks we'll fall for " A bird at the end of the Shotgun is worth two in the Bush." 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3765 You really think this is what the Founding Fathers meant with the 2nd Amendment? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3766 I guess this is what they mean by bird shot. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3767 How many times are we going to have to go over proper decoy placement technique? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3768 Must be one of those vegans we keep hearing about 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3769 What sort of twisted mind brings a songbird on a hunt? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3770 I'd say more like the blind leading the blind... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3771 Don't look at her, don't look. She's just a decoy. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3772 He always was a risk-taker. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3773 He knows his enemy a little too well. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3774 His NRA membership had lapsed. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3775 Not effective camo. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3776 I didn't believe it either...being paid just to tweet all day. Let's stay here and see how many followers they have! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3777 That's a strange sight. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3778 Her branch moves. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3779 Just because you hunt don't mean you kill. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3780 It says a "a bird in hand..." NOT "a bird on a rifle ...." 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3781 Impossible to not shoot birdie on this course. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3782 Bernie Sanders, he's not. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3783 Thank goodness a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3784 You realize we're two in the bush, right? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3785 I think that's the Beretta Silver Pigeon. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3786 A bird on the gun is worth three in the bush. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3787 Joe always wants a birds eye view of the rear when hunting. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3788 Her last perch was on a podium. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3789 If you ask me, the NRA's new campaign is too over the top. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3790 Bernie? Naw! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3791 I told you we taught him to fly a little too early... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3792 Doesn't he understand what "One in the hand" means? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3793 What a show-off. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3794 …so I told Jerry, ‘That’s Bernie Sanders!’ 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3795 I hope he's there to warn us. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3796 The early bird gets to live 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3797 Unfortunately, she's pledged to stick with him until after the first bullet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3798 Apartment hunting season's here already? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3799 wait..so is a retweet an endorsement or not? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3800 Mockingbird: "Hey, Magoo!" 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3801 He was triple-dog dared, so yeah... 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3802 I did't think he would take the bet 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3803 He's an old hippy. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3804 I heard he was scouting for the other side.... 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3805 Song birds sure know how to rub it in. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3806 I guess he couldn't find a duck decoy. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3807 You didn't tell me your crazy college roommate is in town... He still hasn't grown up 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3808 You can shoot now, Harvey, they aren't suspecting it. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3809 I'm thinkin' that's a deft decoy, or this here Ol' Rube McDonald's elevator doesn't get all the way up to the penthouse. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3810 She heard about 'Hispanics for Trump' and wanted to give the concept a try. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3811 Well yes dear he does look the part but entre nous I remain unpersuaded that strictly speaking he could properly be described as 'well regulated' 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3812 Yeah, he grew up in a museum 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3813 He is obsessed with shooting a birdie. He wants to get a hole in one. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3814 He's also voting for Cruz... 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3815 Talk about a bird in the hand! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3816 Hope he's got more in that rifle than birdshot. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3817 Et tu, Tootie? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3818 Oooooooh, why didn't I think of that? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3819 Not just stupid, he's a real bird brain. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3820 There may be two of us in this bush, but I am so much more than a metaphor. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3821 I told him "youth is wasted on the gun" 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3822 Ain't he just the cock of the walk? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3823 It takes balls to sit on that rifle!! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3824 He's too cheap to buy binoculars. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3825 He's our resident canary. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3826 I told you he was spending too much time with "Angry Birds." It turned him! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3827 I think that's part of the effette wing of the NRA. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3828 He always did have a complex about dogs. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3829 I wouldn't fancy riding shotgun… 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3830 He thinks it's a starter pistol 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3831 To Kill a Mockingbird is a book, not a suicide suggestion, Tweety! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3832 I don't know about you, but I still miss Johnny Carson. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3833 There goes Ms. Gutsy Guy 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3834 Even kids get it, BIRD LIVES MATTER. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3835 Who'd a thought the NRA would invent a moveable toilet? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3836 Well, that's s first. A hunter walking backwards. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3837 Desperate Obliviousness. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3838 If he could see my Instagram feed right this second he'd go berserk. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3839 Hey, isn't he pledging Sigma Nu? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3840 I guess that's why it's called a 'murder' of crows... 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3841 I always told him to be brave and follow his dreams. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3842 I'm not sure encouraging his inner bird was such a good idea. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3843 Tweety Gandhi has his own approach. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3844 He's an Angry Bird. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3845 Benedict Quailnold. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3846 A bird on the barrel ain't as good as one on the butt. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3847 You got to love those Marine Recon Rangers. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3848 I'm going to work out so someday i can pose on a gun. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3849 I thought he was going to shoot me! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3850 47, 48, 49...New Record! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3851 She knows the safest place. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3852 BOSHA won't like this one bit 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3853 He thinks he's Baretta meets Woodstock meets the NRA. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3854 We're a little more gun-shy. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3855 Don't worry, he just likes to open carry. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3856 Hunting is for the birds. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3857 There goes the rat with wings 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3858 He's obviously not NRA. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3859 There's just no respect for traditional imprinting anymore. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3860 As you said before, not every kernel pops. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3861 Uncle Marty still can't stop looking for the WMDs 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3862 It may be too late if we DO see eye to eye. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3863 She's an avid Bernie supporter. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3864 Her mother was a sparrow. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3865 I hope that's the twitter bird Larry. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3866 My compliments. He's your most lifelike decoy yet. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3867 A yellow-bellied stool pigeon, if I'm not mistaken. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3868 For our sake, I'm hoping that a bird on the gun the same as one in the hand. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3869 I hope he gives bad advice to the shooter. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3870 You need an app to get the ride. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3871 Shall we join him? It's the only safe perch. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3872 They both think it's "wabbit" season. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3873 Ah. He must own the hunting dog that just went by with the quail twerking on its back. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3874 ...got chutzpah? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3875 That kid of yours is living dangerously. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3876 I didn't even know Ann Coulter had died. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3877 It beats flying,I guess. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3878 Joe, what is Bob doing there? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3879 He won't rest until he finds her killer. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3880 That fine line between brave and stupid- does it give you grouse pimples? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3881 Sometimes the things you're looking for are right next to you. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3882 He's either a decoy or deeply disturbed. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3883 Life is to short to live without the trill. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3884 George! George! George?...... It's times like this were I wonder why he calls us his friends." "HEY! THIS GUY WANTS ME TO JOIN HIM FOR DINNER! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3885 Definitely. The bird bird is much better than the bird dog--looking out for us! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3886 I think guns are for the birds! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3887 That hunter has enlisted the help of a hunting bird, so much better than a hunting dog. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3888 If I was that bird I wouldn't have agreed to a duel. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3889 It's okay. He only shoots birds on the wing! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3890 We're safe as long as we stay together here 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3891 His representing us doesn't make his outlook insight. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3892 A finch perched on the barrel of my twelve gauge is worth two doves in the Dogwoods. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3893 Careful, Maude, that canary sings like a stool pigeon. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3894 Now, who's here a bird brain?! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3895 Honey, what exactly did you tell Junior about this whole shotgun wedding idea..." 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3896 Better turn tail than turn coat 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3897 I can't believe Steve went through with the dare 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3898 I've always admired Irv's verve. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3899 That's one unflappable hatchling....course, they're blind for 2 weeks. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3900 A little birdie told me to watch this..... 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3901 Tom lands on one podium one time and thinks he invincible. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3902 Now that's what I call branching out and taking a risk. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3903 Arms dealer? Nice job, if you can get it. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3904 You know if you yell something really loud in an English accent it becomes an Australian accent? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3905 He makes a pretty good mole, for a bird. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3906 Another one bites the dust. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3907 Looks like Nobby's gone "Die Hard" again. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3908 A bird in the sight is not worth two in the bush. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3909 That Wacko-Bird won't quit squawking about the Second Amendment. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3910 Looks like we should all do some traumatic bonding. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3911 So all he wanted was three night crawlers and some mealworms? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3912 At least he's without a stone 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3913 Boy, what an ass kisser 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3914 So, this is why he tweeted "pirch'n a smok'n hottie" 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3915 He does know pheasants are predictors, right? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3916 No one that I know considers Mr. WInslow a threat 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3917 Can you tell which of them is being taken for a ride? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3918 He's s about the size of that guy's brain. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3919 I think he's too paralyzed to move. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3920 And hellooo, sole custody. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3921 He's the smartest and safest bird in the forest. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3922 I hear he's getting paid peanuts. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3923 The belly of the beast! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3924 Taking a shot as lookout's a lot safer than the mine job 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3925 when you try your best but you don't succeed 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3926 You know, Chirpee always has Elmer's back. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3927 He is blinded by the camouflage. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3928 What an ass-kisser! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3929 Two in the bush; one on the gun...however it goes. Just point of view. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3930 a bird on the gun is worth more then 2 in the bush. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3931 Don't worry, Daisy! Fear Exposure Therapy has been proven to work. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3932 Do you think he has any idea where he's perched? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3933 Dueling canards. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3934 10 steps, then fire away! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3935 First, he tweeps. As the hunter turns and shoots toward us, we escape. Soon, ammunition runs out, and we are safe. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3936 So a bird on a handgun is worth both of us in this bush? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3937 We should never have named him 'Nemo.' 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3938 I can see you didn't tell him about the downside of the birds and the bees 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3939 Next time we should dare him to swing by Ted Cruz's place. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3940 They shoot horses, don't they? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3941 Nobody's aim can be that bad. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3942 As long as I've known him, he's never had any BQ. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3943 After seeing that dumb decoy pasted to his rifle, I now know what the expression "A Schmuck with ear-laps means!" 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3944 I am so glad we bought our son one of those smart phones with GPS. It is so much easier to track down the hunters. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3945 If I've told him one else, I've told him a thousand times not to skip school! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3946 Should we be concerned or entertained that he's giving us the bird? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3947 I thought this was a gun-free zone. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3948 He doesn't know what upland game means yet. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3949 Okay, your affair with that parakeet has its benefits. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3950 Do you think he knows he's a hotshot? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3951 A bird on the barrel never quailifiess. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3952 I've got $20 on Fred. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3953 It's his way of 'flipping the bird.' He calls it the gun barrel boogie. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3954 Don't worry he vote Republican and the is a dummy. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3955 Cuckold! 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3956 He thinks he's being daring- that thing's just a decoy 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3957 She's showing her support for the second amendment. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3958 Must be our lucky day. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3959 This duel is going to be quick 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3960 Background checks for American gun owners are quite minimal. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
3961 Guys lets go away from the hunter.... Wait Lin comeback he is going to shoot you. Hunter: Dont worry son I will make you my dinner. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
3962 "Do you think ,dear, we should distract the hunter before the kid finds out he's not sitting on a tree branch? 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
3963 He's getting the barrel's eye view for a change. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
3964 I'm not surprised, he's no Birdie Sanders. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
3965 That still doesn't make you a Cuckoo bird! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3966 To thin. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3967 I've got to stop snacking at that nearby marijuana farm. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3968 What a sell out! I feel so betrayed. This live gun site trend better be a passing fad! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
3969 Well, Henry guess our necks are saved today, that's one way to use a tweeter. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
3970 He is the thing with feathers. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
3971 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe we're one myopic hunter short of the classic Whip Poor Will maneuver. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
3972 He was left over from Christmas, but his luck is about to end. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3973 He's beginning to believe. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3974 Just remember, if he was one of us, Rick the Robin would be Phrick the Pheasant. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3975 I hoe he Twitter about this soon 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
3976 I heard she's trying to get an exclusive to Tweet." "Hmmmm... . I'm too chicken to try something like that." "Yeah, I hope she doesn't end up a dead duck! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3977 who's the fool? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
3978 should we tell him that is not a branch? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
3979 What's his game? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3980 He's too lazy to find his own food. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3981 You know, this scene kind of reminds me of that cute meerkat who used a photographer's zoom lens as a lookout post! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
3982 Larry's just a Second Amendment Twitter troll. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3983 I hear he's got his own bird bath. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3984 Good thing he doesn't have one stone. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3985 Definitely a Butterbutt 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
3986 Cuckoo. NRA member. Take flight, girlfriend. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
3987 Sparrows are such opportunists 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3988 He told me that he is up to date on his NRA dues 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3989 "I wonder what he's thinking right now?" " Mmmmhm bout to have me some good ol' steak fer dinner." *leaves branch* 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
3990 Look at tweety-bird having a barrel of fun while we quail. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
3991 Call me a dove, but the new background check law looks to be toothless. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3992 First the Lion King, and now Elmer Fudd? Man, I just love Broadway live! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3993 I don't care if it is 'Be Kind to Animals Week'. Something tells me not to trust him. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3994 Don't worry about Tweety. The gun's over the left shoulder. It means he's a nice fellow and wouldn't hurt a feather. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3995 She thinks she's so great! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3996 Like the Republicans he,s staying close to his enemy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3997 I see Fred's got him out and about with his spear and magic helmet again. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
3998 I thought he was hunting... what a turn-around. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
3999 You're the client but, in my opinion, wailing "your time is coming" to the judge is not a winning defense strategy. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4000 He said he wanted to put himself on it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4001 .....and after they felt in love. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4002 Baby Phoebe is so smart. Just three weeks old and already knows how to stay safe." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4003 It's going to be a long day with that decoy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4004 I see he's catching coot. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4005 Look, it's a bird's eye view of the NRA 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4006 He just found out Trump had another win. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4007 Bufflehead! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4008 He knows there's a bird on the end of his gun right?" "Nah. This guy is so dumb can't even pronounce his R's, he says wabbit. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4009 It will be just like Cyrano, I'll whistle and you fly out. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4010 Life's been hard ever since Steve switched sided. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4011 The old birds are tricky. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4012 I suggested he hide in plain sight. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4013 I and love and U. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4014 He is using her as a shill ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4015 Better than a wall mount. Or is it just symbiotic! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4016 Parakeets, the Log Cabin Republicans of Birdland. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4017 That Charlie, he'll go to the john wherever he feels like, no matter what. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4018 Rumor has it he shot her partner. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4019 He gives new meaning to driving shotgun. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4020 That's what you call a sitting duck 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4021 Whaddaya bet he's gonna learn how to whistle like a bird before she learns how to shoot like a human? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4022 Vilma, don't worry, our boy just likes making fun of these humans. He is warning our neighbors that humans with sticks on their shoulders could potentially hurt themselves. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4023 (birds on the tree) You think that man knows? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4024 $1900 and the current tenant should be picked clean by the first of the month. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4025 Genius! When he's perched there, he can't be shot! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4026 I always thought that Tweety was a stool pigeon. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4027 You know what they say: One on the gun is worth two of us. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4028 She is safe on that perch. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4029 It's the bluebird of happiness -- trust me it won't stay. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4030 Everyone nowadays is watching for humans 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4031 He must be going through puberty. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4032 I have decided to take a different approach. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4033 At least he's one of us. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4034 He's smart in a "keep you friends close and your enemies closer" kind of way. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4035 Squad goals. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4036 That is one bird in the hand that is absolutely not worth two in the bush!!!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4037 I tried to tell her that the whole "bird in the hand" thing wasn't about her own self-worth. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4038 Birds of a feather flock together. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4039 That's the trouble with songbirds, they just don't think it all the way through. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4040 He's always been a real straight shooter. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4041 At least we can say we taste better than him... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4042 She was always sympathetic for their cause. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4043 Standing tall and proud...since 1981 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4044 A Hunting We Will Go, A Hunting We Will Go! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4045 The bird on a gun is worth two birds on a limb! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4046 I'd say he has it "in site". 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4047 Looks like Bob White is now Peep the sight. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4048 I'm pretty sure he was in charge on 9/11. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4049 Don't worry, the Bernie Bird says Vermont bullets don't hurt. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4050 He's always tweeting about the Second Amendment! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4051 A bird between my sights is worth two in the bush. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4052 Deena, Deena. Always the cheeky peep. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4053 I wonder what the NRA thinks? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4054 Don't mind him. He's insane. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4055 They call it 'gun control.' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4056 A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4057 You guys take the bush. I'll take the barrel. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4058 See that duck on the guy's rifle? He's ready for duck season. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4059 Duck, duck, goose. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4060 And so it begins.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4061 I don't think you want to be on that perch 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4062 She said, "Hi-ho, the derry-o. I'll take a shot to land that farmer in the dell." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4063 Don't trust her, she's just his lookout. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4064 I take it back - lil Pete is no chicken after all. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4065 It's the man-bird bonding rage, Avian Glue. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4066 I wonder which bathroom he is going to use. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4067 Eating that poisonous mushroom didn't work out so now he's trying this. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4068 I can't tell if that's Lucy or a decoy. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4069 The way he guards his seeds you would think it was all sunflowers. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4070 He's either retarded, has a learning disability, or a Democrat." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4071 It's true! Tweety is pro-gun after all! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4072 He's made a deal 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4073 Cousin Tweetie Defected!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4074 That little bird won't tell him very much if he doesn't turn around. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4075 Just remember, Cub Scouts was your idea! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4076 Looks like we're safe. He can't see the pheasant through the geese. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4077 So sad she changed her colors... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4078 Never trust a parrot. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4079 Are you sure that's him? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4080 He's been coming here for years, never fired a shot. He is not a very good NRA member in my opinion. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4081 God Bless the Cardinals. This gives new meaning to taking one for the team. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4082 Phil thinks he's such a rebel. Wait until the mustached man gets a load of this. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4083 It's nice the way he lets Jimmy ride on his shotgun, but what does that Arthur O'Connell look-alike see in that HAT? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4084 There goes Junior again, getting a free ride instead of flying. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4085 The left liberal media's really gotten to 'em. Looks like a convenience rather than a hazard to me. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4086 They say it gives you a bird's eye view... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4087 He nose best. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4088 Looks like Junior has a new shtick. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4089 Keith is the dumbest smart bird I've ever met." "100% 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4090 The skinny ones have it so easy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4091 Well, that gun has basically become an extension of his hand. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4092 Well, he is whistling while pacing. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4093 Sometimes I wonder if young Johnny is a real bird brain. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4094 Not to complain, but it's a bit of a letdown after the 'lion & lamb' buildup. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4095 No, no, if he was in his hand he'd be worth as much as us. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4096 Isn't that Tweety the Mockingjay? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4097 Another blind hunter again, I see. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4098 Don't be fooled, he's faster than Sundance 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4099 Josh needs to check his nongame privilege. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4100 It warms your heart to see each generation learn to flash a moon. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4101 ya man a bird 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4102 Bird #1: Hey who's that with the human? Bird #2: Idk but stay away from him he doesn't look like he's on our side. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4103 Well, there are "bird dogs" so I guess he's a "dog bird." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4104 No wonder he has a captive audience for his tweets 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4105 The new silent-alarm canary is really hard to hear. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4106 A bird on the barrel of a gun is worth a pair of birds in densely branch shrubbery 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4107 he got ted 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4108 He used to hunt for ducks. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4109 She's waiting for him to reply to her tweet 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4110 The white man's birdin' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4111 If you follow his tweets, you avoid the birdshot. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4112 Phew-- glad that's better than 2 in the bush. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4113 Spring sighting. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4114 Amazing! What did Bernie Sanders call him? The dove of world peace? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4115 I always suspected that Sparrow boy was hanging with the wrong crowd--there's the smoking gun! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4116 Oh brother, the 87 year old man is out bird hunting again 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4117 It's a good thing he doesn't have any stones! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4118 Ah, light as a canary. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4119 It's so sad. Twitter refused to give her a severance package when they laid her off last week. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4120 So that's where Robyn's husband is 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4121 I thought Johnny said he was a pacifist? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4122 It's the Big Bang Theory with Twitter. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4123 it's a bird bird. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4124 A hunter under your wing is worth two in the bush. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4125 I told him Trump won New York 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4126 "I hope I am not dinner tonight". 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4127 Birdy's chirping creates a No-War glow zone around hunter's feet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4128 She calls herself Bird of Steel. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4129 I told you we never should have named him Aaron Bird. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4130 well, half a bird dog is better than none 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4131 Yeah, right, now I'll vote for him. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4132 She's at less risk there than we are here. Talk about counterintuitive! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4133 No, look at the mustache - all of the Ubers are switching to Lyft. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4134 The hunt is rifling my feathers. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4135 That's the signal. Ticks, on your ready. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4136 ? "And a Bluebird on the end of me...." ? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4137 It's not bravery so much as the conficence of the inedible. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4138 If it was me, I'd more than just alit on his rifle. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4139 Look, he's friendly to out cause. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4140 The game’s out there, and it’s play or get played. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4141 It's like shooting fish in a barrel 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4142 That bluebird of happiness is working overtime. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4143 It's the perfect definition of 'birdbrain' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4144 Ever since he got his black wings degree, he's been fearless. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4145 There's the decoy RPG. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4146 Here comes a barrel roll. Show-off. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4147 From here I can't tell if it's a real McCoy or a decoy! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4148 If he says he's a bird of fight, I guess we have to believe him. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4149 It's a bird bird, Wanda. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4150 Now I have seen everything, a rifle with a built in decoy. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4151 The perching market's tighter than we thought. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4152 At least he is no Cheney 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4153 Tweet this #irony 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4154 Relax, it's dumb Hilda. She will play right into his hand and our value will be cut in half in a snap. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4155 Very good, but for my 'Truth or Dare' task, I'm going to have to flip him my middle claw. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4156 If you can't take the heat, stay out of the sandbox. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4157 Definitely, he's feelin' the Bern. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4158 Birdbath salts 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4159 When life gives you a shotgun, ride it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4160 Now, how's that for ridin' a shotgun, eh ? or That's what I call ridin' a shotgun 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4161 Her parents think she is some kind of genius. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4162 He's a dirty violent no good son of a bitch,but he's our dirty violent no good son of a bitch . 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4163 I suppose it was inevitable the GOP would get its own Bernie Bird. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4164 These birds ain't loyal. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4165 Just his bad luck we are the two in the bush. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4166 He did say he liked hot sauce and blue cheese. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4167 I figure humans call us mourning doves because they mourn peace. But they're happiest with a gun. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4168 Shush, that's the new bird-drone decoy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4169 ``There's no precedent. It's downright visionary.'' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4170 There's no bird call for that 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4171 It's ok if we keep the eye on the birdie as long as the birdie doesn't keep his eyes on us. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4172 You're right, it is weirdly symbiotic. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4173 That's a barrel of laughs. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4174 I wonder how much decoys are getting these days. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4175 The new Browning's got a Twitter feed? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4176 Size matters. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4177 i am not sure which one is more clueless, either way they look relaxed and are enjoying the day. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4178 I knew this day would come Maribel. He's gone to the other side. Not even he thinks Bernie can win anymore. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4179 His eye is not upon the sparrow. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4180 I hope that counts as a bird in hand. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4181 Come on and give One Stone a chance. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4182 I never imagined our son would become a hawk. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4183 Yeah, that Underwear guy did it during his Flannel period. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4184 Bird 1: What a traitor. Bird 2: Well...if you can't beat them, then join them. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4185 I am pretty sure it's meant to be one in the hand? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4186 Reminds me......do you remember Elmer Fudd? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4187 It's only temporary. Hallelujah bye and bye, he'll fly away. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4188 Hers is the best ventriloquism of a bull elk's bugle I have ever heard. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4189 Now I can see the benefit of a symbiotic relationship. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4190 Great likeness of Aunt Birdie. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4191 Quick, give me your iPhone. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4192 She did say, 'I'm on a freelancing sight.' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4193 Isn't it your turn to bring Junior for his feeding? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4194 A right wing sparrow? What does he do with the other one? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4195 Maybe he'll distract him long enough for us to get away. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4196 I'll never understand why we signed that extradition treaty with Ted Nugent. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4197 Should we tell him that he's on the tip of the rifle?" "He'll figure it out soon enough 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4198 He likes to be thought of as the 'Bluebird of Mayhem' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4199 Great camouflage! You can hardly even see the guy with the gun. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4200 Hey, he wants it on HIS terms. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4201 I better tweet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4202 See? The open-carry ones are clueless. It's the ones who try to conceal their shotguns in their pants legs that you have to watch out for. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4203 He said he got the idea for a traveling home from that guy's RV. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4204 Not just a nuthatch – a gun nuthatch. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4205 That decoy is really unbelievable. He isn't going to catch a single human today. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4206 Is that Jake or a decoy? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4207 I told that bird he needs his eye's checked, but is too vain to wear glasses. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4208 It's Elmer and he's a pacifist. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4209 Is that a cartridge in his pocket, or is he just a happy hunter? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4210 The nerve, sleeping with the enemy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4211 Say what you like, but he really puts his money where his mouth is when it comes to Second Amendment rights. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4212 Ha, she just made a nest in his barrel. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4213 Your delusion is encroaching on our recess. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4214 Yes, he's a son of a bitch , but he's our son of a bitch. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4215 Definitely not Satisfactual. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4216 Why does our son have to act so wild? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4217 She's being paid as a decoy, but we all know it's a ploy to go viral. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4218 I thought we would always be together. And that's not a doorstep. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4219 See, I told you that dog wasn't gonna last if he kept laughing at him. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4220 He's no threat, a little bird told me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4221 Relax! He's the cover-boy for the NRA. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4222 There it goes. Another betrayer. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4223 We should also get floor heating 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4224 He literally has a birds eye view. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4225 He's watching out to make sure he doesn't kill two birds with one shot! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4226 Looks like Bertie decided to go with Tree-Mobile. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4227 Pretty tricky gun sight! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4228 They're on sentry duty as a team. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4229 Don't be afraid of your enemies. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4230 Don't worry. At that range, no gun can hit Chick. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4231 The hunter has him over a barrel, we should send him a tweet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4232 And our little Berty's constipation gone in 3...2...1... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4233 Bird-brains of a feather flock together. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4234 You just want her to be real. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4235 She's getting another 'Bird's eye view' 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4236 we need to fly after two tweets and a squawk 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4237 I hope his eggs are served Benedict. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4238 I keep hearing chirps, but there's no birds. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4239 She should've swiped left. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4240 It won't make a difference. He doesn't have the votes. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4241 I wonder who won the caption contest 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4242 An odd choice for friendship, but you should hear their whistle & chirp duets! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4243 no, the mustache is real 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4244 Who do you think will let it rip first? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4245 ``Quick! You're being hunted!" ``Who by the hunter?" ``NO! By my husband!" 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4246 DON,T WORRY, HE NEEDS EYE GLASSES. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4247 Isn’t a gun supposed to give you the body, not the bird? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4248 Yeah, they're more interested in shooting each other. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4249 I guess we owe Doug an apology. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4250 We don't beat those three french hens out there; let's just say 'it's hunting season' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4251 Even though he's said to be worth the same as us, from his perch he still puts on airs. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4252 The bird won't live the day to see Hilary make that gun illegal. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4253 Although we may only be worth one "in the hand"; I don't whether we're worth more than one "on the shotgun," so let's just stay put. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4254 It's the art of war my friend. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4255 Not in his hand... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4256 That's your doing, Mary -- the way he's always looking back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4257 The guy's quasi-logical assumption that "arm" is an extension of "hand" is sweet enough, but the bird's subtle mocking jauntiness MAKES IT! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4258 OK Mickey, now move up a few inches and do your business in that hole. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4259 Fortunately, a bird with the gun is worth two in the bush! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4260 Master, you think you can really shoot down some birds with such ridiculous mechanism?" "I am not afraid of not brave enough to do, but, rather not brave enough to think. Are you, Collaborator, on my side though? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4261 Tweetie is his scout. They're hunting for worms. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4262 This is probably why they always talk about just Two Little Dickie Birds. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4263 He's a dead duck. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4264 As long as he doesn't get in front of it he should be safe. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4265 His wife told him he needed a hobby. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4266 Now she is facing southwest. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4267 Beats voting Republican! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4268 There goes Tweety taunting the tourists again. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4269 I wish I could be more intelligently articulate, but what a douchebag, it's his second amendment right 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4270 He never liked the 'ol wooden branch. Instead, he prefers the cold metal barrel. Why? We'll never know. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4271 "Looks like classic Stockholm Syndrome." "Or maybe her pirate just got a stick.l 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4272 I hope she doesn't get shipped out to the Middle East. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4273 Best seat in the house. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4274 A duel, again !!??!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4275 Tell him to go see Bernie. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4276 I told you Cheney wasn't aiming for us. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4277 Bird in the hand worth what? Denied! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4278 Something about a horse with no name, I don't know. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4279 He tweeted me that he was going to try this today. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4280 Tch... another adrenaline junky. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4281 I need you to look alive when you take the stand. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4282 Last week he started meditating. This week he is the reincarnation of Charlton Heston. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4283 Isn't that your nephew.....the lazy one who he hates to flap his wings! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4284 The lengths that bird'll go to, just to prove she's worth the same as us! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4285 He must be looking for wabbits. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4286 Act I. Arms and a man Act II. To coo and to woo 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4287 How many birds in the bush are worth a bird on a barrel? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4288 They're both Mockingjay fans. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4289 Rumor has it that she's a double agent. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4290 Elmer Fudd back at it! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4291 Better learn the basics before you try to kill two birds with one stone 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4292 Junior's balance beam training has paid off, dear. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4293 No pay but he gets room & board. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4294 Quisling starling tomato tomahto. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4295 Supports gun rights and leaning to Bernie. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4296 Harold never was too 'fly. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4297 That is not our son, look at the dull plumage. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4298 She saw that Falcon 9 rocket and wants to give it a try. Not sure she's figured out the landing... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4299 Hence, the saying, 'birds of irony sing at their own risk.' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4300 Looks like Tweety got herself a new boyfriend. (Alternately: She did always say she liked a man in uniform.) 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4301 Aha! The first Fudd-Finch of Spring! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4302 Looks like he's gone over to the dark side. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4303 Don't move! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4304 I told him to avoid those discount laser surgery outfits. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4305 Uh oh...Tweddy's turned into the wind and you know what that means. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4306 That finch is a snitch; she'll tell him about us. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4307 How about an open season on dumb-ass White Breasted Nuthatches? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4308 Forget the exchange rate, we're not leaving this bush. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4309 He's so out of your league. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4310 It's worth going out on a limb for her. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4311 I think it was a mistake to take "camouflage" out of the elementary school curriculum. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4312 A little birdie told me he's a pacifist. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4313 That's Bullshot ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4314 Is that Jeremy whistling Dixie? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4315 Now I'm not sure what to believe about Bernie Sanders and guns. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4316 The kardashians as quail 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4317 Of course, I might be wrong...but I think hunting with him might be a real blast! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4318 I told you we shouldn't trust a bird named Stone. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4319 I wonder what's on his playlist. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4320 Hey, look . . . it's the Bernie Bird! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4321 If a bird twitters in a forest does anybody @? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4322 Classic mustache cleaning symbiosis. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4323 Fame is addictive. He thinks Bernie's camp might want to make a pro-NRA ad. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4324 Can there be any doubt Don Tweety rules this roost? He even wets his beak in the hunters' racket. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4325 " That old saying about hiding in plan sight only works when the hunter is nearsighted". 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4326 I think she's drunk. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4327 Bird tweets aim so he just misses. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4328 'Look, they're not speaking! She's giving him the cold tail feather." 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4329 We're safe he's not a serious hunter. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4330 Hold your horses, I saw her first. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4331 Maybe he's hunting wabbits. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4332 Ohoho! politics 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4333 One in hand is worth two in the bush 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4334 Let's mosey on back to the bush ... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4335 Our son is clearly under the misconception that hiding in plain sight is the safer way to go. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4336 He just watch The Godfather Part II 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4337 Her true calling is mine safety. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4338 So close, yet so far. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4339 Bears are building better decoys! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4340 I'm just saying, climate change has reduced the number of perches 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4341 Looks like he joined NRA! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4342 One smart bird. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4343 I kept telling him to read that Thomas Frank book. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4344 He never buckles up. So reckless with guns! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4345 I love it when that baby mockingbird does the baby deer sound. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4346 Fred: "It's his start-up company's DRONE-SCOUT." Ralph: "This is a field-test?" Fred: "It's stupid." Ralph: "Why do you say that?" Fred: "It ain't working, is it?" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4347 I told her not to play games ! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4348 dudes check it out it's like the gun's my dick 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4349 He’s paying her in worms to scout for deer. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4350 He must sure feel that he's a big shot 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4351 He says it gives him a bird's-eye view that never fails. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4352 Frank has become a real daredevil ever since he accidentally landed on that podium. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4353 Have you actually ever heard a stool pigeon sing? It's really quite beautiful. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4354 'A bird on the barrel', I guess. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4355 Don't worry. I'll sing if I sense danger. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4356 Naked is the best disguise. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4357 From our perspective two birds in a bush always beats one bird on a rifle 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4358 Call me a loon, but I'll sure be glad when dog season is over. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4359 Boston is such an adventurous young bird, just like I was. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4360 I hear tweets better check Twitter. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4361 She gets three cents an hour. Front sight for short-leg buffalo. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4362 Phil is always on the lookout to make life easier for others. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4363 Do you think Billy can pile it high enough? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4364 Collaborator or stool pigeon? I prefer the play on words. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4365 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4366 You didn't invite her! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4367 His vision is better. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4368 I don't get it. That bird doesn't quail. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4369 Looks scarier than basejumping. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4370 Must be that Vermonter. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4371 He was so hopeful before the war. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4372 Bird's eye view- it's the latest in the sharing economy. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4373 How did he know it wasn't a Taser? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4374 I think Birdie has forgotten what socialists look like. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4375 Tweet! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4376 Well, SO FAR he's kept his supporter under control 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4377 Elmer Fudsy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4378 It's one of those newfangled social media sights---when you're on target, it tweets. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4379 Do you think we should call that idiot songbird over here? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4380 He sure is close to doubling his net worth. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4381 He was never good at shooting the bird. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4382 Well, he did call it. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4383 Whew...we are safe. He is in Sarah Palin's hunting party ...so he knows a bird over the barrel is worth 2 in the bush! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4384 Go Lardy, guard the gun! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4385 Is That's Trump's Spirit Animal? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4386 Three against 1, let's do this! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4387 It's called "Narcisistic Personality Disorder". There's really nothing we could have done. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4388 I understand he was voted out of the NRA recently 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4389 That chick ain't chicken 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4390 That looks to me like deconstructed birdshot. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4391 I'm afraid that little bird may be in for a big surprise. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4392 "Gotta love those "Make Squabs Not War" guys. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4393 Maybe Ryan will get to the White House. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4394 We never should have told Kiwi about the NRA. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4395 I think the element of surprise has backfired! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4396 I wonder how Bugs and Sylvester are getting along 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4397 A Trump supporter afraid for the future. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4398 Charlie's been like that ever since the Bernie Sanders rally. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4399 No, I think it's a stool pigeon. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4400 How does he keep passing the background checks? Wait, what background checks? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4401 Appears to be imitating the posture of Johnny Carson 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4402 Her song is beautiful enough to soothe the savage breast. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4403 Well, if a mosquito can bite a bat. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4404 I sure hope he doesn't kill two birds with one shot! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4405 I always thought there was something different about that bird. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4406 HE'S ONE OF THE BRAVEST DOCUMENTARY JOURNALISTS I KNOW. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4407 Tell headquarters, I think we're safe! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4408 That little tweet is showing off again. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4409 I don't think I can express what I'm feeling right now in 140 characters, or less. @bye_bye birdie. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4410 I can't believe he's really using 1X birdshot. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4411 Was Quisling a bird? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4412 please let me know when you find your parents, bebe 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4413 Humans are definitely evolving. Hunting birds are much more effective than hunting dogs. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4414 I thought you said we could trust him. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4415 "Look Charlie has finally been accepted as a member of the NRA #2 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4416 He betrayed us because you kept pecking on him. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4417 So, what did you expect? A black sheep on a .410? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4418 I told her that an invasive species were eating the worm and she flew off squawking about tea parties and 2nd amendments. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4419 Like that's gonna get us to do a fly by... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4420 We should go over there and make it a pear tree. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4421 I never expected Jackson to sell himself out like that. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4422 Hitch hiking can be dangerous. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4423 She's doing a good job keeping just under his nozzle... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4424 bird1:thats not a branch! bird2:looks like a good branch,i might join him. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4425 I like her style. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4426 I'm suddenly and inexplicably hot for him. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4427 It's the Cement Block of Damocles 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4428 Honey, go get our whole family and all other birds. we will attack him and rescue our child. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4429 That's the new gun that never misses, it's called the Viagra. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4430 He'll probably want his money back on those invisible seeds you sold him. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4431 I can cover more worm-hunting-ground from this travelator! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4432 Ever notice that hunters on Twitter seem most conflicted about dove season? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4433 This isn't the beach, Gill... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4434 I know you fancy that 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4435 We've been quite safe since the Republicans went Trump. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4436 I've told him more than once--ever since we moved to Wyoming his go-to strategy no longer qualifies as foolproof. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4437 How can you Trump that? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4438 Watch him spin like a top when Harry does duck quack imitation ! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4439 Progressive birds look on as one of their own lands on the rifle Bernie Sanders is hunting members of the Establishment with. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4440 He's more of an 'it's the journey' kind of hunter. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4441 I think it will take more than that one to make two in the bush. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4442 ??Sumer is icumen on, lhookin' fer kukku?? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4443 Ugh. Bernie Bros. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4444 And to think, his great grandfather was the model for the Woodstock logo. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4445 Using decoys maybe unethical but it evens out when he tries to aim that thing. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4446 Steve seems to have come down with a serious case of lemanthrophy 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4447 Two chirps from that war bird, and I advise we hit the dirt. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4448 I've heard of the Riflebird but it's the first time I have actually seen one. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4449 I always knew he was a Stool pigeon. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4450 I've heard ever the farmer has gone vegan" "Oh no, not another one! I rather he just tried to shoot us 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4451 That's one ballsy bird. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4452 Australians call it a riflebird. Americans know it as trumpery. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4453 A robin on the gun is worth more than two pheasants in the bush! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4454 I've heard you can take the forrest out of the fool, but ... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4455 I'm not going for that jailbait! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4456 Young and foolish, just like her mother 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4457 Our editor wants another Trump caption. Any thoughts? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4458 Hmmm, that "safe" perch looks like a 12 gage choke to me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4459 I swear / oscine / will sing / for anyone in / proper / hunting attire 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4460 I esteem myself more highly than that one on a gun. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4461 He's not gonna fool us with the old safe place for a bird trick this time. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4462 Now, there's an accident ready to happen; he's one of those who took the short course on birding. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4463 Polly floats like a bird, but has no fear like a bee. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4464 She hasn't been able to stop showing off since she began the South Beach diet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4465 We needed a way to continue natural selection... We can't have more Arnies' in the community 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4466 The Force is strong with this one. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4467 He's fooling no one with that hat! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4468 Two in the bush are worth more than one near the hand. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4469 Why does that man have such small legs? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4470 I told him to lay off the pot suet cakes. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4471 I'm no Sibley, but I think it's a Quisling. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4472 He wants a birds eye view of his prey. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4473 Weight Watchers. She'said bear noticable. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4474 Well, it is an elegant theory. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4475 Trumps NRA conservation photo op. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4476 This life is for the birds. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4477 It's the honorable thing. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4478 He's like a Kapo for birds 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4479 A real traitor. He tweets when he sees geese 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4480 Well straight down the barrel is the last place he will look. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4481 ill give you 10 seeds if i saw hes blind 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4482 I don't see why some people call them unsafe. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4483 Pamina thinks she's so hot 'cause Herr Mozart takes her everywhere. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4484 I guess a bird on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4485 If only they knew how tasty songbirds are. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4486 We're safe. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4487 Ya gotta think that has to be worth at least two of us. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4488 Now that's foul! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4489 Careful, the scout is with him. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4490 It's a decoy, fool!! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4491 I guess he's stinking inside the box. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4492 Man, the set of stones in that guy!! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4493 That hat doesn't fool me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4494 Yes, that is my boy. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4495 His tweets are so outrageous his enemies can't resist listening to them. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4496 One pheasant says to the other pheasant whispering "I'm gonna go out on a limb here... that looks safe to me!" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4497 An unnecessary sequel to Birdman or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4498 Teach her not to loose sight of danger and look what she becomes. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4499 Exactly, and I think that having him not shave is irrelevant. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4500 It's a cork gun. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4501 It's the rare Lemming Bird. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4502 Psst. I know what you're thinking....too close to call, but I got 10 bucks that says that the idiot with the caterpillar on his lip will see Tweedle-Dum first. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4503 I heard he donated a great deal of birdseed to her foundation. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4504 Hard to believe, but that guy's deadly with a fishing rod. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4505 He always was a bit flighty. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4506 She allured me last spring, but he's a lousy shot 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4507 Harold the sparrow fell for that old trick. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4508 Tweety's safe enough there, Fred used to be a guard at the Clinton prison upstate. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4509 Bird in the bush 1: Wait...shouldn't that bird be in his hand??? Bird in the bush 2: WAIT a MINUTE...that's a decoy !!!!! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4510 Wait, it's almost over! The Ode to Joy begins with a dissonant chord. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4511 To the left! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4512 A bird on the gun may not be as sharp as the crayons in the bush 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4513 Tweety's skitching again 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4514 Good idea; let's all hop on that rifle barrel ... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4515 I'd rather have cold feet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4516 Good thing he tweeted. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4517 watch out! If he sees you, he'll go at you, because your dick is bigger than his. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4518 She constantly tweets about the glory days of the Overland Stage. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4519 It's not for nothing that I nicknamed him Birdbrain. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4520 Didn't I say that you couldn't trust that little tweet? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4521 5 more seconds and we lose the bet; quick, squawk at him! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4522 I hear he's a trick shot artist. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4523 What the frick frack snick snack diddily dack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack dental plaque yolk sac does that whack black nonfat flapjack think he’s doin? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4524 What's up with all the kids doing 'slack gun' these days? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4525 Clearly a textbook example of a symbiotic relationship 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4526 Frank's seen "The Godfather" one too many times. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4527 Polly is so brave to tweet out alerts to the other animals! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4528 I heard it grew out of a seed stuck in her claw. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4529 Reminds me of The Funeral March of the Pigeonette. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4530 It's a surefire if he misses us! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4531 Cliché? No strategic undervaluation. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4532 Always grabs the safest spot for himself. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4533 Ever since his tail was shot off he’s been into crazy brave protest stuff. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4534 What a token! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4535 Look at that sexy. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4536 " It could be a decoy"! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4537 I still don't think it's a scarecrow. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4538 Finch's friend is off to kill a mockingbird. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4539 Ready, aim, fly. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4540 Forest Chump 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4541 The kid thinks marching around in the weeds grousing about with that guy is okay wait till he turns it around and starts the shoot em up. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4542 Your cousin literally flew the coup 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4543 Do you think this silly bird is trying to disguise the haunter by pretending to be in his riffle like us in a tree branch? Well, probably that silly bird can have more possibility to survive than us. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4544 He was triple-dog-dared. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4545 Tattle Tit 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4546 They appointed him 'bird protector' for our forest! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4547 As my Dad always said, "A Mate's Never Won on a Registered Gun" 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4548 Thelma is about to have a close encounter of the unpleasant kind. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4549 He started showing off when he realized he's worth double what we are 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4550 Tweety knows no fear. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4551 I think Bill the bird has this hunting thing all wrong. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4552 #1 Say what you will about him, Tweety ain't afraid of much. #2 I hear it's the latest kind of peep sight. #3 Word has it he also collects hood ornaments. Go figure. #4 Fudd ain't been the same since his wife went veegan. THE END 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4553 Trying too hard to fit in, don't you think? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4554 He has Stockholm Syndrome. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4555 It's like my grandpappy used to say....."a bird on the rifle is worth two on the branch!" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4556 And that one believes the guy works at Disney's movie studio. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4557 I knew Dan was voting Republican, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4558 Sometimes the safest place to hide is right in front of your enemy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4559 And to think he used to terrorize the neighborhood! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4560 Hey bud, do you think he changed hobbies yet? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4561 This is what I call free entertainment!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4562 Next winter we're going somewhere less divisive. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4563 Do you think hunters fear inner ear problems, and thus, the flaps? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4564 Isn't that the Bernie Sanders bird? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4565 Another NRA member: National Robin Association 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4566 Two birds in the bush is worth on bird on the rifle. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4567 He's refusing to respond; he must be drawing a blank! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4568 Well, he's not exactly in hand, per se. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4569 What makes him so sure that the hunter is deaf and dumb? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4570 I didn't know we had the right to bear arms! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4571 I don't care what he's worth Carl, I'm staying here. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4572 So that's what they mean by 'carrying a cocked gun' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4573 He ain't fallin for no banana in the tail pipe! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4574 I get the feeling we have nothing to worry about. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4575 He'll Teewt if danger Smool. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4576 as if the dogs weren't bad enough 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4577 Are you sure that's a Timex? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4578 Stop worrying Sue, Barry's safe. We live in an open-carry state. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4579 Not in my back yard vs The Gentrifiers 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4580 I know why the staged bird sings. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4581 MY genes? YOU'RE the one with the backward brother! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4582 He traded his life for a position as rear guard. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4583 Talk about flying high on the hunter's spike! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4584 I dunno. Must have something to do with Trump. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4585 I believe it's called Woodcock Syndrome. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4586 That Bernie bird has gone crackers on being friendly to people. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4587 That bird is on Bernie's payroll. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4588 That must be Bernie Sanders' bird. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4589 You can hang him and lard him with bacon, but he just doesn't roast well. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4590 I told him the gun would just get stolen. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4591 I know the hand, and the bush, but what's the sight worth? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4592 It works if your not the prey. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4593 How in the world did he get the best seat in the house? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4594 If he sees usnhensnsupposed to send out a tweet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4595 He's obviously prey. Let's eat him. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4596 I hear he works on commission. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4597 He sure looks idiomatic! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4598 When he stops singing, duck! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4599 Hope he doesn't take a cheep shot. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4600 Dude, I bet that it is an interesting rear sight aiming experience. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4601 I am so proud of our son. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4602 I hope Uncle Eddy feels better about his manhood. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4603 Great, we can invite the family over this weekend. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4604 Jeez, he couldn't get a normal job. He just had to join the gig economy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4605 when I said go play "on the hunters" I meant it figuratively 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4606 Don’s strong sense of opportunism allows him to overcome his small talons and ride that gun barrel to his destination. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4607 That's the latest Tweet from the NRA 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4608 ...No , it's still too close for comfort . 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4609 Not a friend in need 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4610 It likes guns, so it must be a Bernie Bird. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4611 That one looks like he is a few bullets shy of a full load. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4612 aa 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4613 Gentrification must have hit Ralph hard. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 He's not brave. It's deer season. 2.1000 0.17622 20 5 8 7
1 We might be empty nesters sooner than we thought. 2.1000 0.19057 20 6 6 8
2 This may be his final tweet. 2.0526 0.20906 19 7 4 8
3 I didn't realize that 'riding shotgun' was an actual thing. 2.0000 0.17770 20 6 8 6
4 Same decoy as last year. Honestly, I don't known why he bothers. 2.0000 0.19518 21 8 5 8
5 If I were a protected species, I would show off too. 1.9524 0.18868 21 8 6 7
6 Admit it, Honey--we lack parenting skills. 1.9500 0.16975 20 6 9 5
7 Endangered species are such show offs. 1.9474 0.16175 19 5 10 4
8 I think we're safe, it's Dick Cheney. 1.9130 0.18770 23 10 5 8
9 She always insists on riding shotgun. 1.9048 0.20592 21 10 3 8
10 You have to love mocking birds 1.9048 0.19401 21 9 5 7
11 We'd get more members if we eased off on the hazing. 1.9000 0.19057 20 8 6 6
12 It's genius actually. 1.9000 0.20391 20 9 4 7
13 Personally, I prefer not to ride shotgun if I can help it! 1.8947 0.20080 19 8 5 6
14 Now THAT'S a mocking-bird. 1.8636 0.16508 22 8 9 5
15 Posttraumatic stress from a long career as coal mine canary. 1.8571 0.18626 21 9 6 6
16 That, my friend, is chutzpah. 1.8571 0.15865 21 7 10 4
17 The kids call it ‘riding shotgun.’ 1.8571 0.14286 21 6 12 3
18 I admire Steve for taking a stand on guns. 1.8571 0.14286 21 6 12 3
19 Why must that boy ALWAYS go out on a limb? 1.8500 0.19568 20 9 5 6
20 Who's that chick riding shotgun? 1.8421 0.19138 19 8 6 5
21 You're right. Stockholm Syndrome. 1.8333 0.20211 18 8 5 5
22 That's what we get for homeschooling. 1.8235 0.23065 17 9 2 6
23 Is he loaded? 1.8182 0.18182 22 10 6 6
24 He did call shotgun. 1.8182 0.18182 22 10 6 6
25 I don't think he understood when you said he could ride shotgun. 1.8182 0.18182 22 10 6 6
26 Xtreme Perching. 1.8095 0.16358 21 8 9 4
27 Thinks he's gonna be a big shot some day. 1.8095 0.17754 21 9 7 5
28 He's better at truth or dare than I thought. 1.8095 0.17754 21 9 7 5
29 Cuckoo maybe, but he's definitely not a chicken. 1.8095 0.17754 21 9 7 5
30 Brave? You bet... at night he works a second job in the coal mine! 1.8095 0.19048 21 10 5 6
31 Whadya think ... decoy, thrill-seeker or just plain stupid? 1.8000 0.18638 20 9 6 5
32 Not the best lookout we've ever had. 1.8000 0.15560 20 7 10 3
33 'Time to push him out of the nest' you said. 'Time to push him out of the nest.' 1.8000 0.15560 20 7 10 3
34 It must be nice to be on the endangered species list. 1.8000 0.17168 20 8 8 4
35 Looks like he's been taking birdseed from the gun lobby again. 1.7895 0.21053 19 10 3 6
36 So, it's true. She's been cheeping with the enemy. 1.7895 0.19615 19 9 5 5
37 Why don't you fly over and introduce yourself to her? It's worth a shot. 1.7895 0.21053 19 10 3 6
38 Never imagined he'd be on the No Fly List. 1.7727 0.18530 22 11 5 6
39 He likes to ride shotgun. 1.7727 0.17323 22 10 7 5
40 Now dare him to take his hat. 1.7727 0.18530 22 11 5 6
41 Well, that should end the speculating over how they achieved their endangered species status. 1.7727 0.17323 22 10 7 5
42 If it's a battle of wits, let's call it a draw. 1.7619 0.18133 21 10 6 5
43 Maybe we deserve to be endangered. 1.7619 0.18133 21 10 6 5
44 He only chirps when the guy backs up. 1.7619 0.19401 21 11 4 6
45 Those protected species are such smart-asses. 1.7619 0.18133 21 10 6 5
46 Dave hasn't been himself since flying into that window. 1.7619 0.18133 21 10 6 5
47 Teenagers. They think they're invincible. 1.7619 0.18133 21 10 6 5
48 He keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. 1.7500 0.14281 20 7 11 2
49 I'm not surprised. His parents were stool pigeons. 1.7500 0.20359 20 11 3 6
50 There! THAT’s what you call chutzpah. 1.7500 0.19022 20 10 5 5
51 He's not brave. He's just not in season. 1.7500 0.14281 20 7 11 2
52 Oh I'm going to have to tweet this. 1.7500 0.20359 20 11 3 6
53 He's about to send his last tweet. 1.7391 0.14360 23 9 11 3
54 When you think about it, he's actually got the safest seat in the woods. 1.7368 0.20003 19 10 4 5
55 No wonder they're called mockingbirds. 1.7368 0.18484 19 9 6 4
56 Like they say,'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer' 1.7368 0.20003 19 10 4 5
57 When I was young, we sat on phone lines and waited for a freshly washed car. 1.7368 0.14989 19 7 10 2
58 Look ! He's riding shotgun! 1.7368 0.20003 19 10 4 5
59 I tell you, they both need glasses. 1.7273 0.16359 22 10 8 4
60 Technically, that is the safest place to be... 1.7273 0.14977 22 9 10 3
61 Well that's a mocking bird for ya. 1.7222 0.17723 18 8 7 3
62 You should see what this guy does during elk season 1.7222 0.15771 18 7 9 2
63 What do you think Darwin would say about this? 1.7143 0.18443 21 11 5 5
64 Well, you did tell him to "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" 1.7143 0.17103 21 10 7 4
65 With plumage less impressive than that of his male competitors, Fred tries desperately to cultivate a 'bad boy' image. 1.7143 0.18443 21 11 5 5
66 I believe they call it 'Stockholm Syndrome' 1.7143 0.15649 21 9 9 3
67 About time someone gave him the bird. 1.7143 0.15649 21 9 9 3
68 Studies show that it's safer than flying. 1.7143 0.18443 21 11 5 5
69 They follow each other on Twitter, too. 1.7143 0.17103 21 10 7 4
70 Guns don't kill birds, people kill birds. 1.7143 0.18443 21 11 5 5
71 Oh, to be young and stupid again. 1.7143 0.17103 21 10 7 4
72 He's been watching too many Disney movies.. 1.7143 0.15649 21 9 9 3
73 Looks like they've got each others' backs. 1.7000 0.17918 20 10 6 4
74 Okay, now poop on it or the bet is off! 1.7000 0.16384 20 9 8 3
75 You never know who you'll get when you call for an Uber ride. 1.7000 0.16384 20 9 8 3
76 Yes, but it's that self-destructive personality that makes his songs so memorable. 1.7000 0.19331 20 11 4 5
77 That is YOUR child. 1.7000 0.17918 20 10 6 4
78 I'm really OK with being "the two in the bush". 1.7000 0.17918 20 10 6 4
79 Well, it's better than that job in the coalmines. 1.7000 0.16384 20 9 8 3
80 And I thought we were cuckoo. 1.6957 0.17142 23 12 6 5
81 Apparently that is a mocking bird. 1.6842 0.15395 19 8 9 2
82 I like the symbolism, but I would've pooped on that hat. 1.6842 0.20308 19 11 3 5
83 Mockingbird, pretty sure. 1.6842 0.20308 19 11 3 5
84 One thing's for sure, he's no chicken. 1.6842 0.15395 19 8 9 2
85 It gives new meaning to "I ride shotgun." 1.6842 0.18814 19 10 5 4
86 Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 1.6842 0.18814 19 10 5 4
87 It must be great to be endangered. 1.6818 0.17882 22 12 5 5
88 Did she always take this position on guns? 1.6818 0.17882 22 12 5 5
89 If you're not going to tweet about this, I am. 1.6818 0.17882 22 12 5 5
90 Wing man. 1.6818 0.17882 22 12 5 5
91 I think they call it "riding shot gun." 1.6818 0.15270 22 10 9 3
92 Apparently his last stunt had 4 million views. 1.6818 0.16627 22 11 7 4
93 He always rides shotgun when he travels 1.6818 0.13780 22 9 11 2
94 Well, you know what they say, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!" 1.6818 0.16627 22 11 7 4
95 It's called riding shotgun. 1.6818 0.15270 22 10 9 3
96 I think we can cancel his college fund. 1.6818 0.15270 22 10 9 3
97 Sweetie, we might be empty nesters sooner than we thought. 1.6667 0.17366 21 11 6 4
98 She's always attracted to the wrong guy. 1.6667 0.15936 21 10 8 3
99 Guns don't kill birds. 1.6667 0.18687 21 12 4 5
100 I'm pretty sure that's a Mockingbird. 1.6667 0.17366 21 11 6 4
101 Best he could do after they shot his hippo. 1.6667 0.18687 21 12 4 5
102 This is why we're endangered. 1.6667 0.15936 21 10 8 3
103 I think we can stop worrying about his college fund. 1.6667 0.17366 21 11 6 4
104 Bye-bye birdie. 1.6667 0.18687 21 12 4 5
105 They get radicalised on Twitter these days, you know. 1.6667 0.15936 21 10 8 3
106 I'd say he has him over a barrel. 1.6667 0.14365 21 9 10 2
107 That's a Double-barreled Warbler. 1.6667 0.17366 21 11 6 4
108 I give her a '10' for her first solo flight, a '1' for the landing. 1.6667 0.15936 21 10 8 3
109 She thinks the season doesn't open till tomorrow. 1.6667 0.15936 21 10 8 3
110 How does he always get to ride Shotgun? 1.6667 0.17366 21 11 6 4
111 I get the feeling we have nothing to worry about. 1.6667 0.18687 21 12 4 5
112 I'd say they're both endangered species. 1.6667 0.17366 21 11 6 4
113 I guess it's like being a gay Republican. 1.6667 0.18687 21 12 4 5
114 You know what they say, you can't pick your kid's friends. 1.6667 0.19803 18 10 4 4
115 Why does SHE get to ride shotgun?! 1.6667 0.17366 21 11 6 4
116 Someone really should explain to Larry what "riding shotgun" means. 1.6667 0.19920 21 13 2 6
117 The sparrows call that "riding shotgun". 1.6667 0.15936 21 10 8 3
118 He's still technically ahead of the game. 1.6667 0.14365 21 9 10 2
119 Help me, Dear. Is that irony or coincidence? 1.6522 0.18446 23 14 3 6
120 Three to one he notices the squirrel in his pants first. 1.6522 0.16162 23 12 7 4
121 I’m not one to interfere with natural selection. 1.6522 0.17342 23 13 5 5
122 A few years in a cage and now he's a stool pigeon. 1.6522 0.17342 23 13 5 5
123 Which one of us should tell him that's not a branch? 1.6500 0.16662 20 10 7 3
124 He's taken "riding shotgun" to a new level. 1.6500 0.18173 20 11 5 4
125 I told you we should have tried harder to get into the good preschool. 1.6500 0.18173 20 11 5 4
126 Someone should tell him hitchhiking is dangerous 1.6500 0.18173 20 11 5 4
127 I think it's time for the talk. 1.6500 0.16662 20 10 7 3
128 She always rides shotgun. 1.6500 0.19568 20 12 3 5
129 He knows, right? He has to know. 1.6500 0.15000 20 9 9 2
130 Bird 1: "There goes another gun-toting Trump supporter finally leaving the woods to attend a rally." Bird 2: "And there goes another tree-hugging Sanders supporter catching a free ride." 1.6500 0.19568 20 12 3 5
131 He's going to have lot of fun tweeting about this. 1.6500 0.19568 20 12 3 5
132 Claimed they tweeted a few times and one thing led to another... 1.6500 0.20869 20 13 1 6
133 Honey, when exactly were you planning to teach Junior about hunting season? 1.6471 0.19061 17 9 5 3
134 When do you think he'll realize that's not him whistling? 1.6364 0.15494 22 11 8 3
135 Our scout seems to be getting somewhat reckless. 1.6364 0.14028 22 10 10 2
136 Relax, it's just Dick Cheney. 1.6364 0.18073 22 13 4 5
137 Next time I get to ride shotgun. 1.6364 0.18073 22 13 4 5
138 One thing I'll say for her: She always stuck to her guns. 1.6364 0.14028 22 10 10 2
139 An NRA membership does have its benefits. 1.6364 0.16833 22 12 6 4
140 He always was a strange bird. 1.6364 0.18073 22 13 4 5
141 I know what they say about keeping your enemies close, but that's just ridiculous. 1.6364 0.18073 22 13 4 5
142 Yeah, he always has to ride shotgun. 1.6364 0.15494 22 11 8 3
143 We were all rebels at his age 1.6364 0.15494 22 11 8 3
144 They met wintering in Florida. 1.6364 0.15494 22 11 8 3
145 By the looks of things his aversion therapy is going very well. 1.6364 0.18073 22 13 4 5
146 Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer. 1.6316 0.17456 19 10 6 3
147 Should we tell him it's not a branch? 1.6316 0.17456 19 10 6 3
148 He believes in keeping his enemies closer 1.6316 0.17456 19 10 6 3
149 He's got him over a barrel. 1.6316 0.20535 19 12 2 5
150 " I've seen this before: rich guy, young chick". 1.6316 0.19058 19 11 4 4
151 I can't decide whether Freud or Darwin would have more to say. 1.6316 0.17456 19 10 6 3
152 I just hope riding shotgun doesn’t backfire on him. 1.6316 0.19058 19 11 4 4
153 His protected species request must have been approved. 1.6190 0.18868 21 13 3 5
154 I said the gun was loaded with bird shot not bird seed. 1.6190 0.14600 21 10 9 2
155 Bob always says, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." 1.6190 0.16148 21 11 7 3
156 First the bungee jumping, now this! 1.6190 0.18868 21 13 3 5
157 Millenial. 1.6190 0.18868 21 13 3 5
158 Looks like she's riding shotgun. 1.6190 0.18868 21 13 3 5
159 You've gotta love mockingbirds. 1.6190 0.18868 21 13 3 5
160 ...I hear he tweets for the NRA 1.6190 0.18868 21 13 3 5
161 It took us years to get somebody in the inside. 1.6190 0.14600 21 10 9 2
162 He's your son, you go get him! 1.6190 0.17561 21 12 5 4
163 Now, that's what I call a Mocking Bird! 1.6190 0.14600 21 10 9 2
164 Better than working the coal mines. 1.6190 0.17561 21 12 5 4
165 Perhaps a few more days in the shell would have helped. 1.6190 0.17561 21 12 5 4
166 I hear that little bird tells him everything. 1.6190 0.16148 21 11 7 3
167 She's riding shotgun. 1.6190 0.14600 21 10 9 2
168 I can't decide if the dodo is on the left or on the right. 1.6190 0.17561 21 12 5 4
169 He's been tweeting about it all morning. 1.6190 0.17561 21 12 5 4
170 I heard he wanted to be a decoy. 1.6190 0.14600 21 10 9 2
171 Sure gives new meaning to "riding shotgun". 1.6190 0.16148 21 11 7 3
172 Not what I meant when I said, "Give him the bird." 1.6190 0.12866 21 9 11 1
173 Gotta hand it to Larry, this is gonna be an awesome selfie. 1.6190 0.18868 21 13 3 5
174 Said he's riding shotgun. 1.6190 0.17561 21 12 5 4
175 Well, look who's going all Second Amendment on us. 1.6190 0.16148 21 11 7 3
176 It all makes sense once you've met his wife. 1.6190 0.17561 21 12 5 4
177 He said it was something about keeping your enemies closer. 1.6190 0.17561 21 12 5 4
178 She used to live on the hippo he shot. 1.6190 0.14600 21 10 9 2
179 He's the one they call Birdie Sanders. 1.6190 0.18868 21 13 3 5
180 That's why he's called cuckoo. 1.6190 0.14600 21 10 9 2
181 Everyone will be tweeting about this. 1.6111 0.18327 18 10 5 3
182 He may be riding shotgun, but I'm branch manager. 1.6111 0.18327 18 10 5 3
183 She could've picked any branch on any tree ... but no - not my daughter! 1.6111 0.18327 18 10 5 3
184 He always was a few twigs short of a full nest. 1.6111 0.20031 18 11 3 4
185 Do you think they know about each other? 1.6087 0.17490 23 14 4 5
186 yeah, but to win the bet he still has to poop in the barrel 1.6087 0.17490 23 14 4 5
187 I knew he'd sing, but I didn't think they could turn him. 1.6087 0.15061 23 12 8 3
188 Think he'll beat Fred's record of 45 seconds? 1.6087 0.16321 23 13 6 4
189 I'm glad we're the two in the bush. 1.6000 0.16859 20 11 6 3
190 I gotta tweet this. 1.6000 0.18353 20 12 4 4
191 Earl sure does love riding shotgun. 1.6000 0.18353 20 12 4 4
192 She's official bird of the NRA. 1.6000 0.15218 20 10 8 2
193 He's seriously worth two of us? 1.6000 0.16859 20 11 6 3
194 We have a stool pigeon on our hands. 1.6000 0.16859 20 11 6 3
195 That is living on the edge 1.6000 0.16859 20 11 6 3
196 Well, that's something to tweet about... 1.6000 0.18353 20 12 4 4
197 The NRA's twitter strategy is a little too...literal. 1.6000 0.15218 20 10 8 2
198 Oh-oh. Bye-Bye Birdie! 1.6000 0.16859 20 11 6 3
199 Mockingbird... 1.6000 0.16859 20 11 6 3
200 Do YOU want to tell him what "riding shotgun" really means? 1.6000 0.18353 20 12 4 4
201 Hiding in plain sight... why didn't we think of that? 1.6000 0.18353 20 12 4 4
202 We're harder to shoot once you get to know us. 1.6000 0.16859 20 11 6 3
203 He keeps tweeting about the second amendment.. 1.6000 0.15218 20 10 8 2
204 It beats working in the mines. 1.6000 0.15218 20 10 8 2
205 Tweety Tweety Bang Bang. 1.6000 0.16859 20 11 6 3
206 Nothing like hiding in plain sight! 1.6000 0.16859 20 11 6 3
207 Well, you shouldn't have told him he can ride shotgun. 1.6000 0.18353 20 12 4 4
208 I've warned him it can be dangerous riding shotgun. 1.6000 0.15218 20 10 8 2
209 I wonder what Darwin would say about that? 1.6000 0.18353 20 12 4 4
210 He likes to live on the edge. 1.5909 0.15652 22 12 7 3
211 He's much nicer since he's gone vegan. 1.5909 0.12586 22 10 11 1
212 Do you think our son is right-winged? 1.5909 0.15652 22 12 7 3
213 Maybe we raised him to be a little too trusting. 1.5909 0.16979 22 13 5 4
214 I guess, if you can't beat them, join them. 1.5909 0.15652 22 12 7 3
215 Stockholm Syndrome 1.5909 0.15652 22 12 7 3
216 I'm starting to think he's not college material. 1.5909 0.18209 22 14 3 5
217 There he goes taking rides with strangers again. 1.5909 0.14202 22 11 9 2
218 Now that's what I call riding shotgun 1.5909 0.15652 22 12 7 3
219 Looks like somebody cut himself a deal. 1.5909 0.14202 22 11 9 2
220 It's called "riding shotgun" and it's a lot safer than it looks. 1.5909 0.14202 22 11 9 2
221 It's either very, very stupid or pure genius. 1.5909 0.15652 22 12 7 3
222 It's a Cuckoo Glock. 1.5909 0.16979 22 13 5 4
223 He gets this from your side of the family. 1.5909 0.14202 22 11 9 2
224 Embarrassing—just one twitter follower. 1.5909 0.16979 22 13 5 4
225 Once again we see the formidable hunter, totally in tune with his surroundings, continue on his quest for his elusive quarry. 1.5909 0.14202 22 11 9 2
226 He flew into the same window four times yesterday. 1.5909 0.15652 22 12 7 3
227 That's his stool pigeon. 1.5909 0.16979 22 13 5 4
228 They both forgot their glasses. 1.5909 0.16979 22 13 5 4
229 Now mother, we have to let him make his own mistakes. 1.5909 0.14202 22 11 9 2
230 Looks like the NRA is trying to soften its image! 1.5909 0.14202 22 11 9 2
231 Say hello to my little friend. 1.5909 0.16979 22 13 5 4
232 Epic quail. 1.5789 0.15887 19 10 7 2
233 Jerry's a staunch supporter of the second amendment. 1.5789 0.17631 19 11 5 3
234 That taxidermist isn't fooling anyone!! 1.5789 0.13925 19 9 9 1
235 I'll take truth 1.5789 0.19218 19 12 3 4
236 Ya gotta think that has to be worth at least two of us. 1.5789 0.17631 19 11 5 3
237 Not exactly a pear tree, is it? 1.5789 0.15887 19 10 7 2
238 She needed something to Tweet about. 1.5789 0.15887 19 10 7 2
239 He hasn't been the same since his dog left him. 1.5789 0.19218 19 12 3 4
240 Our wing man. 1.5789 0.19218 19 12 3 4
241 Stockholm syndrome or just cuckoo? 1.5789 0.20684 19 13 1 5
242 She's cute, Bob. You should just go over and talk to her. What's the worst that could happen? 1.5789 0.17631 19 11 5 3
243 He tweeted something about the 2nd ammendment. 1.5714 0.16288 21 12 6 3
244 He's compensating for a small beak. 1.5714 0.14754 21 11 8 2
245 You think we should tell him? 1.5714 0.16288 21 12 6 3
246 He supports the NRA and PETA. 1.5714 0.14754 21 11 8 2
247 Oh, to be young and symbiotic. 1.5714 0.14754 21 11 8 2
248 That would be a terrific shot for a selfie. 1.5714 0.16288 21 12 6 3
249 Gotta love being the two birds in the bush in this situation. 1.5714 0.13041 21 10 10 1
250 Ten more seconds on that thing and we have a new champion. 1.5714 0.14754 21 11 8 2
251 I guess it's rabbit season 1.5714 0.17690 21 13 4 4
252 Now if he can somehow get to the bullets... 1.5714 0.17690 21 13 4 4
253 Look, a cartridge! 1.5714 0.17690 21 13 4 4
254 I've heard she's a hunter whisperer. 1.5714 0.18988 21 14 2 5
255 That's it -- he's in the fraternity. 1.5714 0.17690 21 13 4 4
256 I told him, "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer." 1.5714 0.16288 21 12 6 3
257 Well, Gary has been going to a therapist but he still isn't exactly facing his fears... 1.5714 0.16288 21 12 6 3
258 This could be the last tweet he ever sends 1.5714 0.17690 21 13 4 4
259 We should be tweeting this. 1.5714 0.17690 21 13 4 4
260 Yea, I have heard that...but what's a bird on a gun worth? 1.5714 0.14754 21 11 8 2
261 'He got the idea from Bugs Bunny." 1.5714 0.17690 21 13 4 4
262 Oh, she's game all right. 1.5714 0.16288 21 12 6 3
263 Look at who's calling the shots now! 1.5714 0.16288 21 12 6 3
264 I thought that 'hiding in plain sight thing' was just theoretical. 1.5714 0.17690 21 13 4 4
265 Apparantly she is auditioning for the lead in Bye Bye Birdie 1.5714 0.17690 21 13 4 4
266 When I told him to ride shotgun, this isn't exactly what I meant. 1.5714 0.17690 21 13 4 4
267 Technically, its the safest place to be if you think about it 1.5714 0.13041 21 10 10 1
268 Darn, I bet him four worms he couldn't get away with that. 1.5714 0.14754 21 11 8 2
269 I finally get the birdbrain thing. 1.5714 0.17690 21 13 4 4
270 It may be rabbit season but he's really pressing his luck. 1.5714 0.14754 21 11 8 2
271 I think it's called hubris. 1.5714 0.16288 21 12 6 3
272 The alternative was Uber... 1.5714 0.14754 21 11 8 2
273 I could be brave, too if I were out of season. 1.5714 0.16288 21 12 6 3
274 Youngsters today...always pushing the boundaries! 1.5714 0.14754 21 11 8 2
275 Let's tweet this. 1.5714 0.17690 21 13 4 4
276 I've heard of hiding in plain sight, but never hiding as the sight. 1.5714 0.13041 21 10 10 1
277 It's the whistling "Oh What a Beautiful Morning" that really gets on my nerves! 1.5714 0.16288 21 12 6 3
278 Anyone who falls for that decoy, deserves to get shot. 1.5652 0.15175 23 13 7 3
279 I'd say the birdbrain is on the right. 1.5652 0.15175 23 13 7 3
280 He loves riding shotgun. 1.5652 0.16426 23 14 5 4
281 Don't ask, don't tell. 1.5556 0.18475 18 11 4 3
282 Conscientious Objector 1.5556 0.16612 18 10 6 2
283 It's OK. He's a service animal. 1.5556 0.16612 18 10 6 2
284 So much for flocking together. 1.5556 0.18475 18 11 4 3
285 Well, I guess we can't call him a chicken anymore. 1.5500 0.15347 20 11 7 2
286 Pretty safe spot if you think about it. 1.5500 0.16975 20 12 5 3
287 Lucky he's in his blind spot. 1.5500 0.16975 20 12 5 3
288 I suggested he hide in plain sight. 1.5500 0.16975 20 12 5 3
289 He can’t help it—he’s a little cuckoo. 1.5500 0.15347 20 11 7 2
290 Should we tell him what season it is? 1.5500 0.16975 20 12 5 3
291 I think he's right, it's safer than flying. 1.5500 0.16975 20 12 5 3
292 She's taking a little too much advantage of her endangered species status, don't you think? 1.5500 0.15347 20 11 7 2
293 He just keeps re-tweeting it: "The NRA: keeping you safe." 1.5500 0.19835 20 14 1 5
294 Protected Species 1.5500 0.16975 20 12 5 3
295 I don't think that's what " Riding Shotgun" means. 1.5500 0.15347 20 11 7 2
296 I see this friendship ending badly. 1.5500 0.18460 20 13 3 4
297 Dumb and dumber. 1.5500 0.16975 20 12 5 3
298 He always challenged the system. 1.5500 0.11413 20 9 11 0
299 I hope he doesn't tweet his location. 1.5500 0.16975 20 12 5 3
300 He's riding shotgun again! 1.5500 0.15347 20 11 7 2
301 When I suggested you give him the bird, I did not mean Sonny. 1.5500 0.16975 20 12 5 3
302 Pat will do anything to win a bet 1.5500 0.16975 20 12 5 3
303 There's our adrenaline junkie. 1.5500 0.13524 20 10 9 1
304 They've agreed to disagree. 1.5455 0.15746 22 13 6 3
305 Guy sells out for a handful of sunflower seeds. 1.5455 0.14305 22 12 8 2
306 We didn't prepare him for the real world. 1.5455 0.14305 22 12 8 2
307 I wonder if a bird on a barrel is worth two in the bush? 1.5455 0.12703 22 11 10 1
308 I'm told it's the new PR campaign for the NRA. 1.5455 0.15746 22 13 6 3
309 He always liked to ride shotgun. 1.5455 0.15746 22 13 6 3
310 What else would you expect from a Stool Pigeon? 1.5455 0.15746 22 13 6 3
311 'Two in the bush' is working for me today. 1.5455 0.17065 22 14 4 4
312 Poor guy. I heard the ex-wife got the kids and the perch. 1.5455 0.14305 22 12 8 2
313 She says he makes her feel safe. 1.5455 0.15746 22 13 6 3
314 He's been showing off ever since he landed on Bernie's podium. 1.5455 0.15746 22 13 6 3
315 This is worth re-tweeting. 1.5455 0.18290 22 15 2 5
316 Why are we laughing? He's safer than we are. 1.5455 0.14305 22 12 8 2
317 That crazy kid's riding shotgun again. 1.5455 0.17065 22 14 4 4
318 You say birdbrain, I say genius! 1.5455 0.15746 22 13 6 3
319 He says he got the idea from Occupy Wall Street. 1.5455 0.14305 22 12 8 2
320 Riding shotgun? 1.5455 0.17065 22 14 4 4
321 "...Harry always believed on living life on edge"... 1.5455 0.15746 22 13 6 3
322 Wow, he must have cojones the size of acorns. 1.5455 0.14305 22 12 8 2
323 That crazy bastard always did love riding shotgun. 1.5455 0.15746 22 13 6 3
324 He's keeping his enemies closer. 1.5455 0.17065 22 14 4 4
325 That's the trouble with songbirds, they just don't think it all the way through. 1.5455 0.14305 22 12 8 2
326 Being an endangered species has it's perks. 1.5455 0.14305 22 12 8 2
327 Now are you convinced our son is on drugs? 1.5455 0.15746 22 13 6 3
328 That mockingbird has taken it to a whole new level. 1.5455 0.17065 22 14 4 4
329 Better to be two in the bush. 1.5455 0.18290 22 15 2 5
330 A 'Right-Winger' if I ever saw one. 1.5455 0.17065 22 14 4 4
331 He'll be tweeting about this all week. 1.5455 0.17065 22 14 4 4
332 This is even more irresponsible than his catsurfing. 1.5455 0.18290 22 15 2 5
333 Does this make us bad parents? 1.5455 0.17065 22 14 4 4
334 And they say there's no such a thing as a free ride. 1.5455 0.15746 22 13 6 3
335 You think that's brave do you. Watch me land on his hat. 1.5455 0.15746 22 13 6 3
336 He's trying to win a Darwin award. 1.5455 0.15746 22 13 6 3
337 We need to work on his landings. 1.5455 0.14305 22 12 8 2
338 She's our mole. 1.5455 0.17065 22 14 4 4
339 Maybe we should get an NRA membership too. 1.5455 0.17065 22 14 4 4
340 He gets his chutzpah from your side of the family. 1.5294 0.17400 17 10 5 2
341 Mine doesn't listen to me either. 1.5294 0.19398 17 11 3 3
342 The schedule isn't always convenient, but its cheaper than flying 1.5294 0.15141 17 9 7 1
343 Worth more than two in the bush, I'd say. 1.5263 0.17718 19 12 4 3
344 Is this like the canary in the coal mine? 1.5263 0.17718 19 12 4 3
345 The chicks dig the bad boys. 1.5263 0.14035 19 10 8 1
346 Perhaps home-schooling is not your forte. 1.5263 0.17718 19 12 4 3
347 Rookie mistake. Take the gun, leave the canary. 1.5263 0.15983 19 11 6 2
348 Bertie loves to ride shotgun. 1.5263 0.14035 19 10 8 1
349 Ok. He's in position. By the way, when was the last time YOU mooned a hunter? 1.5263 0.17718 19 12 4 3
350 I keep trying to accept his new lifestyle. 1.5263 0.19298 19 13 2 4
351 Not another chick magnet. 1.5263 0.17718 19 12 4 3
352 Must be a peace dove. 1.5263 0.17718 19 12 4 3
353 Sigh...another risky teenage behavior. 1.5263 0.17718 19 12 4 3
354 I get why he's an NRA member. Her I don't get at all. 1.5238 0.17754 21 14 3 4
355 "That's why we're called mockingbirds." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
356 He's either a decoy or deeply disturbed. 1.5238 0.16358 21 13 5 3
357 With only one hunter, "hide in plain sight" can work. 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
358 He just loves riding 'Shotgun'! 1.5238 0.16358 21 13 5 3
359 So which one is the birdbrain? 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
360 "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" is what I said...Didn't think he'd take it so literally... 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
361 Obviously another severe case of Stockholm Syndrome. 1.5238 0.16358 21 13 5 3
362 We're safe....were the two in the bush. 1.5238 0.17754 21 14 3 4
363 Safer than us when you think about it. 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
364 Well, they do say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 1.5238 0.16358 21 13 5 3
365 Wait for it...Wait for it... 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
366 No, it's true. As long as you're sitting there, he can't shoot you. 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
367 So, which is it? A bird mocking or a mocking bird? 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
368 It’s the same trick we used to get Dick Chaney to shoot his friend in the face. 1.5238 0.17754 21 14 3 4
369 Oh, we've got to Tweet this. 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
370 You have to admire his stance on gun control. 1.5238 0.16358 21 13 5 3
371 She's never had much luck picking a boyfriend. 1.5238 0.16358 21 13 5 3
372 He's from Compton. Nothing scares him. 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
373 Kevin is so cocky when he's out of season. 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
374 Now there's a shotgun with a bird's-eye view. 1.5238 0.19048 21 15 1 5
375 I admit it, I have perch envy 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
376 Obviously, we have our own Benedict Arnold! 1.5238 0.16358 21 13 5 3
377 She's always liked living on the edge.... 1.5238 0.13128 21 11 9 1
378 That's the safest place in the forest. 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
379 You have to admire her willingness to reach across the aisle. 1.5238 0.13128 21 11 9 1
380 There's brave, and then there's stupid. 1.5238 0.16358 21 13 5 3
381 Our little Tweetie always has loved to ride shotgun. 1.5238 0.17754 21 14 3 4
382 No, you go talk to her. 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
383 Oh, look. Jerry caught another hunter. 1.5238 0.14831 21 12 7 2
384 Guess he couldn't afford a bird dog. 1.5238 0.16358 21 13 5 3
385 They're actually very compatible, aside from the hunting. 1.5238 0.17754 21 14 3 4
386 Dead bird riding. 1.5238 0.17754 21 14 3 4
387 They say that's the safest place to be during hunting season. 1.5238 0.13128 21 11 9 1
388 That's the worst decoy placement I've ever seen. 1.5217 0.15232 23 14 6 3
389 And that's how the expression "bird-brain" originated. 1.5217 0.13873 23 13 8 2
390 I don't understand adrenalin junkies at all. 1.5217 0.15232 23 14 6 3
391 I told you a bird on the man is worth two in the bush. 1.5217 0.13873 23 13 8 2
392 Don't worry - he won't sing. 1.5217 0.16478 23 15 4 4
393 Apparently it's a performance art piece. 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
394 Okay, so which one's dumber? 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
395 Don't you just love deer season. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
396 It's no surprise... all of her tweets support the NRA 1.5000 0.11471 20 10 10 0
397 I disagree with where she stands on gun control 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
398 Play "chicken" too many times, and you'll eventually find yourself over a barrel. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
399 Those human decoys get more life-like every year. 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
400 Balls like ostrich eggs. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
401 You gotta give her credit – it’s the safest place to be. 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
402 I have been warning Simon about hitchhiking for years. 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
403 Uh oh, looks like Helen is off her meds. 1.5000 0.13572 20 11 8 1
404 Riding shotgun again! 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
405 Is that Chipper riding shotgun? 1.5000 0.12741 22 12 9 1
406 Don't you think Junior has taken "riding shotgun" to an extreme. 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
407 Not exactly a bird in hand but I think we might be safe. 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
408 That's why I gave up internet dating. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
409 He has Stockholm Syndrome. 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
410 I told him not to call Uber! 1.5000 0.12741 22 12 9 1
411 Well she did ask if she could ride shotgun. 1.5000 0.13572 20 11 8 1
412 Now that's riding shotgun! 1.5000 0.13572 20 11 8 1
413 Should we tweet about this? 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
414 This certainly does not speak well for either species. 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
415 He always liked to be close to the action. 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
416 Our daughter does this just to upset us ! 1.5000 0.13572 20 11 8 1
417 We should Tweet about this. 1.5000 0.18524 18 12 3 3
418 Looks like another fraternity hazing lawsuit to me. 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
419 All we are saying is give peeps a chance 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
420 He's always been pro-gun. 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
421 Everyone says they all go through a rebellious phase...but I'm really starting to worry... 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
422 Should we tell him it's not a tree? 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
423 Ok, if he can stay there for another two minutes, he's in the club. 1.5000 0.18524 18 12 3 3
424 I think we pushed Jr. out of the nest too early. 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
425 It's not clear which is actually the decoy..... 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
426 He's no birdbrain! He knows you need to keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 1.5000 0.14575 18 10 7 1
427 "What!!! You forgot the camera??? 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
428 You just know he's going to tweet about this. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
429 That's why I never ride shotgun. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
430 I knew he had a mole on the inside. 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
431 If this isn't worth a tweet, what is? 1.5000 0.13572 20 11 8 1
432 It's called hiding in plain sight. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
433 Let's remain "Two In The Bush". 1.5000 0.18496 20 14 2 4
434 What a lark! 1.5000 0.12741 22 12 9 1
435 Not that they ever ask, but I would have recommended the hawk scope. 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
436 Well, I guess in theory that is the safest place to be. 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
437 He's our early warning system 1.5000 0.11471 20 10 10 0
438 It was a triple dog dare. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
439 Are we the two in the bush, and he is the bird in the hand or is he just an idiot? 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
440 No, no, if he was in his hand he'd be worth as much as us. 1.5000 0.14575 18 10 7 1
441 He won't be so cocky when bird season opens tomorrow. 1.5000 0.12741 22 12 9 1
442 High tweeson. 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
443 Today's youth ! They think they're immortal. 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
444 Just ignore him. You wanna go poop on a statue? 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
445 Exposure therapy. 1.5000 0.13572 20 11 8 1
446 It's bold, it's daring, and it just might work. 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
447 Branch Recognition was never Sam's strong subject in school. 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
448 Bob's feeling cocky again. 1.5000 0.13572 20 11 8 1
449 Damn it Larry, this is not how you ride shotgun. 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
450 I think the expression is "in hand" but I still like our odds. 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
451 Looks easy, but I still prefer flying to riding shotgun. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
452 He's been like that ever since his wife flew south without him. 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
453 I dared him. I didn't think he'd really do it. 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
454 Well, he's definitely from your side of the family. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
455 He is . . . The Most Interesting Bird in the World. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
456 Can you believe the balls on that tit? 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
457 I'm thrilled he knows we're out of season. 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
458 Now that's something to tweet about. 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
459 One of them is going to learn the hard way. 1.5000 0.18496 20 14 2 4
460 It's times like this I'm glad the two of us are in the bush. 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
461 Who taught him how to ride shotgun? 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
462 It looks dangerous, but it's actually not a bad strategy. 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
463 He's checking it off his buckshot list. 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
464 well, can you think of a safer spot? 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
465 He’s a mockingbird 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
466 I'm pretty sure that's a yellow-bellied ass kisser. 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
467 This duel is going to be quick 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
468 That's ten paces each. This duel looks like a draw. 1.5000 0.18496 20 14 2 4
469 No one takes him seriously when he forgets his glasses. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
470 Holy Stockholm Syndrome, Robin!! 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
471 He says it's a better adrenaline rush than high-voltage power lines. 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
472 Yes, it's all over Twitter. 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
473 He's using the hide in plain sight strategy. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
474 There's a good reason why they call them larks. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
475 He's always was saying "carpe diem!" but that just looks carpe dumb to me. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
476 Where did we go wrong, Dear? 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
477 Keep your enemies closer... 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
478 Let's see who is more surprised. 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
479 I dare you to yell "PULL." 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
480 From the day he was hatched I knew he would be different. 1.5000 0.13572 20 11 8 1
481 Wow, that Brass Balled Warbler really lives up to its name. 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
482 This gives a whole new meaning to "riding shotgun." 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
483 Harry's riding shotgun this season. 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
484 I don't think he noticed us giving him the bird. 1.5000 0.15777 22 14 5 3
485 That's one 'double dare' I never thought he'd take! 1.4783 0.13873 23 14 7 2
486 Adrenaline junkie. 1.4783 0.12367 23 13 9 1
487 Begin the hostage exchange. 1.4783 0.13873 23 14 7 2
488 Et tu, Blue Jay? 1.4783 0.13873 23 14 7 2
489 In this case I'd rather be the 'two in the bush.' 1.4783 0.13873 23 14 7 2
490 Talk about hiding in plain sight! 1.4783 0.15232 23 15 5 3
491 That ''Look at the birdie'' trick won't work on me. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
492 Why is it always our kid? 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
493 He likes keeping his friends close but his enemies closer. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
494 Hey look, Janie's got a gun! 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
495 He's been riding shotgun since the day he could chirp. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
496 You ever ride shot-gun, Earl? 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
497 How many times have I told Junior not to hitch-hike!? 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
498 I always figured he was a right-winger. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
499 It's a wonder they even evolved. 1.4762 0.13128 21 12 8 1
500 Interesting camouflage. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
501 So you think he'll talk? 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
502 Probably the safest place in the forest. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
503 He says he's worth two of us. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
504 He used to work as the canary in the coal mine. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
505 He'll realize it's not a branch eventually . . . right honey? 1.4762 0.17754 21 15 2 4
506 That's a chick who likes to live dangerously. 1.4762 0.13128 21 12 8 1
507 I said to hide in plain sight, not on a gun sight. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
508 You realize we're two in the bush, right? 1.4762 0.17754 21 15 2 4
509 Ever since the mine closed he was out of work. 1.4762 0.17754 21 15 2 4
510 I don't actually think it has anything to do with hunting anymore 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
511 I thought he wanted to go for a drive when he called shotgun. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
512 I told you Bob was part Dodo. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
513 That's got to be worth three of us. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
514 She's cute, but I don't like the position she's taken. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
515 Talk about endangered species! 1.4762 0.13128 21 12 8 1
516 He always was a little Cuckoo. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
517 Geeze, another attempt at gun control! 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
518 Bob's nearsighted. Luckily, so's Edwin. 1.4762 0.13128 21 12 8 1
519 It looks like Frankie's lasik didn't go well 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
520 Believe it or not, he is a sitting duck. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
521 Best mocking bird in the business 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
522 I' guessing the NRA liked his tweets 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
523 He joined the NRA. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
524 He's pro-gun, but I like his stance on migration. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
525 She keeps her friends close, but her enemies closer. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
526 I see Tweety is riding shotgun again. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
527 We forgot one lesson. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
528 Hopefully that finch doesn't flinch. 1.4762 0.13128 21 12 8 1
529 I wonder which bird-brain will turn around first... 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
530 This ought to be good. I told him he's a protected species, but he completely isn't. 1.4762 0.17754 21 15 2 4
531 I think they call it Stockholm Syndrome 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
532 She always goes for the bad boys 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
533 Be more specific, they're both peckers. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
534 I think he’s about to send his last tweet. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
535 He'll do anything to avoid flying south for the winter. 1.4762 0.17754 21 15 2 4
536 Some say 'brave' but I say 'stuffed' 1.4762 0.13128 21 12 8 1
537 You should see him during deer hunting season. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
538 He always said he wanted to play chicken. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
539 They met online. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
540 Sometimes I think he takes "Keep your enemy closer" too literally. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
541 He said he wanted to take a stand on gun control. I'm not sure he understands the issue. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
542 I agree, Steve definitely needs glasses. 1.4762 0.13128 21 12 8 1
543 He must've called shotgun 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
544 Stay close to your friends...but stay closer to your enemies. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
545 He's a senator from Vermont. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
546 Believe me, with this strategy he'll learn to fly in no time. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
547 It's a dream come true for him. He's always wanted to ride shotgun. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
548 "Now that, my friend, is proof that ignorance is not always bliss". 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
549 He self-identifies as a bloodhound. 1.4762 0.17754 21 15 2 4
550 These kids today with their extreme sports. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
551 It was on his bucket list. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
552 We may not have covered every single thing before pushing him out of the nest.. 1.4762 0.11168 21 11 10 0
553 I think Harold has taken this “Bird in the Hand” thing just a little too far… 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
554 Tweet that. 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
555 We have met the enemy and he is us. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
556 It should be o.k. We're the two in the bush. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
557 Yep, I taught him how to ride shotgun all right. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
558 Cataracts. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
559 Performance artists are the worst. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
560 Now there's a guy who lives on the edge! 1.4762 0.13128 21 12 8 1
561 oh to be young and fearless again 1.4762 0.16358 21 14 4 3
562 He's farsighted 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
563 Must be first day of rabbit season. 1.4762 0.14831 21 13 6 2
564 Pfft. Show-off. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
565 I bet he thinks he's worth two of us. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
566 Why would anyone want to ride shotgun? 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
567 That decoy looks like Frank. 1.4737 0.19298 19 14 1 4
568 Remember to keep your friends close but your enemies closer. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
569 Uh oh... How many birds in the bush is one on the barrel worth? 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
570 It’s amazing anyone survives adolescence. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
571 I always took him for a stool pigeon. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
572 I think that the term 'riding shotgun' seems to get lost in translation for birds. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
573 I always new he was a sympathizer! 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
574 I've always had my doubts about that one... 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
575 I told you that chick was a snitch. 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
576 Hide in plain sight. Brilliant. 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
577 I don't think he understands how to use a decoy. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
578 That takes the meaning of oblivious to a whole new level. 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
579 They say "keep your enemies closer", but, really? 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
580 Be still! Ol' Grimsby's got a Snitch. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
581 Didn't I tell you he was a bad egg? 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
582 She's going through a peaceful protest phase. 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
583 Should we warn him or just tweet about it? 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
584 It's a changing world, Mildred. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
585 Kids are calling it 'rifling'; say it's a real rush 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
586 Charlie takes the old guy for a walk every day. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
587 I am definitely tweeting this. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
588 Are you sure it's 'just a phase'? 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
589 Look at our little son on a gun! 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
590 That's the last time Ned gets to ride shotgun. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
591 Someone should tell him there are no free rides. 1.4545 0.12703 22 13 8 1
592 There goes Benedict Cardinal. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
593 Have your friends close but your enemies even closer 1.4545 0.17065 22 16 2 4
594 He'd be a lot safer if he learned how to fly.. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
595 When I said to junior, "Hunt or be hunted" yesterday, I didn't think he'd take it literally! 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
596 That's one game bird. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
597 He just hasn't been the same since the migration over the NRA convention 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
598 He's clearly the one who's 'cuckoo.' 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
599 46, 47, 48 - he just might make a new personal best 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
600 He always was a bit cuckoo. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
601 The kids are playing chicken again. 1.4545 0.12703 22 13 8 1
602 Looks like we found our bird sanctuary. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
603 Shh. Don't tweet. Text. 1.4545 0.12703 22 13 8 1
604 Our embedded reporter is doing a great job so far!.. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
605 He should've chose "truth". 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
606 'I guess a bird in hand really isn't worth two in the bush.' 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
607 I don't know why adolescents insist on testing the limits. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
608 How long has he been blind? 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
609 It's not the grandstanding but the tweeting about it that gets me. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
610 Why didn't we think of that? 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
611 Where did we go wrong? 1.4545 0.12703 22 13 8 1
612 I want to tweet about this, but it could kill him. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
613 If you think about it, that's really the safest place to be. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
614 There's our lookout! 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
615 I betcha within 10 minutes he has his wallet. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
616 She was always a thrill seeker. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
617 I hope he's worth two in the bush. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
618 Kids! In my day we'd stand on his cap peak and whistle dixie 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
619 We must teach her to never accept free rides from strangers. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
620 that slut would ride anything attached to a man 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
621 He subscribes to the practice of hiding in plain sight. 1.4545 0.12703 22 13 8 1
622 That's what you call going out on a limb. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
623 Hopefully this rebellious phase ends soon. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
624 I'll take two in the bush, thank you very much. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
625 Tom! Tweet twice if you're being kidnapped! 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
626 So ... hindsight isn't *always* 20/20. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
627 One of life's little ironies. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
628 Gimme a break. He knows the guy's a deer hunter. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
629 I've tried to warn her about the dangers of hitchhiking but she never listens. 1.4545 0.12703 22 13 8 1
630 Our little girl's giving a whole new meaning to "riding shotgun!" 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
631 Pre-school, prep school, college, and for what? 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
632 Apparently the DoDo bird isn't extinct. 1.4545 0.12703 22 13 8 1
633 Gary really hangs with a different crowd since he joined the NRA. 1.4545 0.12703 22 13 8 1
634 Maybe that's it. Hide in plain sight. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
635 Bob's got balls the size of a raven! 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
636 Bird brain. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
637 I told you that canary sang like a snitch. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
638 It's a cultural exchange program. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
639 His dad worked in the coal mines. 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
640 Pssst Steve! Not what we meant by taking a stance on gun control! 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
641 And they wonder why neither of them can find a mate. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
642 He'll never think to look there. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
643 I'm definitely taking "TRUTH" next time. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
644 I'd say more like the blind leading the blind... 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
645 The Force is strong with this one. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
646 Don't worry, he just likes to open carry. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
647 They say "keep you enemies closer." 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
648 He's a strange bird. 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
649 Pushing him out of the nest might have been a bad idea. 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
650 Someone told him he looked like a bold eagle. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
651 It's not a death wish; he's just stupid. 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
652 Watching that is a perfect example of why we are the ones called 'mourning' doves. 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
653 so that's the little birdie who told him 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
654 Talk about cocky... 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
655 I get the feeling this will be our friends last Tweet. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
656 Stoolie. 1.4500 0.18460 20 15 1 4
657 Talk about faith in the Endangered Species Act! 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
658 I hope he knows that he's not sitting on a branch. 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
659 Who's mocking who? 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
660 Dumbest tweet. Ever. 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
661 How much do you suppose a bird on the barrel is worth? 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
662 I'm not convinced the best defense is a good offense. 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
663 Looks like Elmer's forgotten his glasses again. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
664 He's not worth two of us! 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
665 Our little one...six weeks, and already an activist. 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
666 That's the most optimistic decoy placement I've ever seen. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
667 He's always been a 2nd Amendment nuthatch. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
668 Check and see if he tweeted back. 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
669 There's a fool on both ends of that gun. 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
670 Yep, just like canary in a coal mine: we're safe. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
671 A few seconds on Bernie's podium and he thinks he's invincible. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
672 I've told him 100 times it's safer to poop on human statues but he prefers the real thing. 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
673 I must have missed the memo about the cease fire agreement 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
674 Wait til you see his dismount! 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
675 Robin will be OK - it's Dick Cheney. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
676 It's an OK job, but it's stressful knowing you could be discharged at any time. 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
677 Wow, talk about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer! 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
678 Such a strange bird. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
679 It's a birdbird -- much more convenient than a birddog. 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
680 I always told Jim there's no such thing as a free ride. 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
681 Amy's new boyfriend gives me serial killer vibes. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
682 I'm not sure which of them is more birdbrained 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
683 His great grandfather was a Dodo. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
684 Now that's an interesting decoy. 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
685 Which one's the decoy? 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
686 Where did we go wrong Sidney? 1.4500 0.18460 20 15 1 4
687 I still prefer his 'poop on the hat' routine. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
688 I just don't have the heart to tell him he's a bird. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
689 He has neither flight nor fight. 1.4444 0.14512 18 11 6 1
690 He loves to remind us that he's not a game bird. 1.4444 0.14512 18 11 6 1
691 I've changed my mind about the 'free-range parenting' movement. 1.4444 0.14512 18 11 6 1
692 What kind of idiot pigeons would name their kid "Clay"? 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
693 That bird has a great decoy, no one will shoot him 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
694 Damn, I bet him 50 bucks he wouldn't do it. 1.4444 0.14512 18 11 6 1
695 At least now we know who's the double agent! 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
696 Does the math still hold up if the bird's not exactly in your hand? 1.4444 0.14512 18 11 6 1
697 It's not bravery so much as the conficence of the inedible. 1.4348 0.16426 23 17 2 4
698 Sellout. 1.4348 0.10569 23 13 10 0
699 Alright, Rosco just gave us the signal and there is no backing out now. Remember, we are doing this for Bambi. 1.4348 0.15175 23 16 4 3
700 Seems like we're the only ones who don't have to worry when Dick Cheney goes hunting. 1.4348 0.15175 23 16 4 3
701 I told her she needs glasses. 1.4348 0.12298 23 14 8 1
702 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer' is one thing. This is just stupid. 1.4348 0.15175 23 16 4 3
703 I believe it's called Woodcock Syndrome. 1.4348 0.15175 23 16 4 3
704 Which do you think is more clueless? 1.4348 0.13811 23 15 6 2
705 She was always the rebel in the family. 1.4348 0.13811 23 15 6 2
706 The sad part is that neither of them sees the other. 1.4348 0.13811 23 15 6 2
707 Hence the name 'mockingbird.' 1.4348 0.13811 23 15 6 2
708 I should've known from his tweets that he was a stool pigeon. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
709 I did't think he would take the bet 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
710 Look Marge, Tweetledumb is hunting for Tweetledee again. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
711 Dumbass. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
712 Millennials need mentoring. 1.4286 0.11066 21 12 9 0
713 #occupyshotgun 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
714 One day his pranks will backfire on him 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
715 I love deer season. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
716 I don't know what to make of this. We're in the bush, but he's not in his hand. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
717 I can't wait to tweet about this. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
718 Some of us like living on the edge. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
719 Impressive. Personally, I would have chosen "Truth". 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
720 I had to stop following him. All he tweets about is the Second Amendment. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
721 Should we tell Steve that he landed on the wrong branch? 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
722 I agree. Bruce has gone over to the dark side. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
723 Kids are always looking for a rush these days. 1.4286 0.11066 21 12 9 0
724 47, 48, 49...New Record! 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
725 I blame the video games. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
726 Well that explains the fancy birdhouse and expensive suet. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
727 Is one on the gun worth two in the bush? 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
728 Fight or flight is lost on her. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
729 If you think about it, he really is in the safest spot. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
730 He's taking this Mocking Jay thing to a whole new level. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
731 It's my wife's idiot nephew. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
732 So THIS is what Junior means by "riding shotgun" 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
733 I think we need to get ourselves a new lookout... 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
734 Earl is depressed again. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
735 They call us bird-brains? 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
736 Remember Son: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
737 I said double dog dare, he HAD to do it. 1.4286 0.17690 21 16 1 4
738 She's one of our embedded journalists... 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
739 A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush, I think we are safe. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
740 Riding shotgun must be thrilling. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
741 It's always been an odd relationship. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
742 We have to address Bobby's impulse control. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
743 That Sanders rally sure made him cocky. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
744 Perhaps we ought to consider the advantages of helicopter parenting. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
745 An endangered species classification changes everything. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
746 He should have asked for more than ten paces. 1.4286 0.11066 21 12 9 0
747 A bird on the gun is worth three in the bush. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
748 At least he is no Cheney 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
749 Uber penetrates another market. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
750 There he goes again, jumping the gun. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
751 A cuckoo, no doubt. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
752 He likes living on the edge. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
753 I guess Darwin was wrong on at least two counts. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
754 I thought he meant he was going over to the other side of the forest. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
755 It's obvious--it's a decoy 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
756 Honey, what exactly did you tell Junior about this whole shotgun wedding idea..." 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
757 Ever since he landed on Bernie Sander's podium, he thinks he can land anywhere he wants! 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
758 Pair of two..on a branch to your right..don't look now 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
759 Those Bugs Bunny cartoons will be the death of him. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
760 That's not chutzpah, that's cojones! 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
761 What sort of twisted mind brings a songbird on a hunt? 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
762 Is a bird on the gun worth two in the bush? 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
763 I have got to tweet about this! 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
764 That's our boy. He's got some of your mother's cuckoo in him. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
765 I thought for sure he was going to choose 'Truth'. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
766 They met on Twitter 1.4286 0.11066 21 12 9 0
767 One on the gun beats two in the bush. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
768 He really committed to hiding in plain sight. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
769 The kid always shows off when he knows Elmer is out of ammo. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
770 We call it 'Hidden in plain sight'. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
771 The one on the gun is dumber than the two in the bush. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
772 Keep your friends close, your enemy closer. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
773 I preferred it when he used a dog. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
774 Guns don't kill birds; birds kill birds! 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
775 You know, the extreme sports movement is getting out of hand. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
776 Evolution works in mysterious ways. 1.4286 0.17690 21 16 1 4
777 Don't just perch there. Poop. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
778 OK, George got the gun; you get the shells and I'll take the hat. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
779 Petey is riding shot gun again. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
780 Geez Harriet. I told you you weren't spending enough time on that egg. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
781 She does all her own stunts. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
782 I call it Gun-Stockholm Syndrome. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
783 Just stay quiet. I think we're gonna be okay with this guy. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
784 They' re friends with benefits. 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
785 He used to work in a mine, but decided decoy work was safer. 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
786 That proves it. Anyone can join the NRA. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
787 Not in his hand... 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
788 We should tweet him 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
789 Safest place to be! 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
790 So that's what you meant by "riding shotgun!" 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
791 I'd say he's branching out. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
792 I've warned him repeatedly about the dangers of hitch-hiking but he just won't listen.. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
793 I'm just saying, climate change has reduced the number of perches 1.4211 0.11637 19 11 8 0
794 Birdwatching makes me so nervous these days. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
795 This is how I'll always remembers him. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
796 Beats voting Republican! 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
797 When I told him to be a lookout, that's not what I had in mind. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
798 Dude he just doesn't give a tweet. 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
799 Beware! One bird on a barrel is safer than two on a bush. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
800 Don't worry dear I took the bullets out last night. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
801 Lucky for us he forgot his glasses today! 1.4211 0.19218 19 15 0 4
802 Quail Tzu: Keep your enemies closer? 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
803 And you thought tweeting online was dangerous 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
804 Logically, I know that it's meant to draw us out, but emotionally, all I want is to flap my wings and create a stir. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
805 Hey, he's your son too! 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
806 Now he's just showing off 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
807 Risk taking! That's your side of the family! 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
808 Something tells me his cataract surgery wasn't a success. 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
809 Good thing Elmer's hunting wabbits today. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
810 Quiet, he's still looking for two in the bush. 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
811 This month you get a free rifle with your Audubon Society membership. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
812 Well, for "Hamilton" tickets, sure. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
813 Too lazy to fly, always riding shotgun. 1.4211 0.11637 19 11 8 0
814 Boy, the NRA know how to drive memberships! 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
815 Ever since Larry got that modeling gig at Twitter, he thinks he's invincible. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
816 My God, he's whistling Peter and the Wolf. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
817 Song birds sure know how to rub it in. 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
818 Dude, he is so grounded. 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
819 "It's my fault, I never should have told him he was a son of a gun". 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
820 If he gets that in his hand, we're safe. 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
821 Don't play chicken with him. 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
822 "I know he is on the endangered list, but he doesn't have to be pompous about it". 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
823 They both need glasses. 1.4091 0.10729 22 13 9 0
824 Rumor has it he gets fresh worms for being a spotter. 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
825 One day his sleep flying is really going to get him in trouble... 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
826 If I understand the math, he should feel a trickle down his neck soon." 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
827 Fred insists that his First Amendment rights trumps any Second Amendment claim. 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
828 I think the element of surprise has backfired! 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
829 They call that a cheep trick. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
830 He overheard hunter's wife say he only shoots blanks. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
831 If you see something, tweet something. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
832 Ugh, but he always gets to ride shotgun! 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
833 Yep, he's playing for the other team. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
834 He clearly thinks he's better than us two in the bush! 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
835 Looks like his best bird-hunting days are behind him. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
836 He's really rather harmless. In his mind he's guarding Buckingham Palace. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
837 They've teamed up to hunt and peck. 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
838 Quick, give me your iPhone. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
839 I guess we do have tiny brains. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
840 I never imagined our son would become a hawk. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
841 If birds have balls, he is exhibit A. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
842 Now that's a Cuckoo bird. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
843 Sometimes Bernie supporters can be too optimistic. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
844 Well, that one certainly isn't worth two of us. 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
845 Now that's what we call a dodo bird. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
846 I'll bet you ten to one that the decoy is the one holding the gun. 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
847 Eddie must think that's a barrel of laughs. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
848 A swift, he's not. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
849 The new NRA publicists are on to something. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
850 Remember--he's more scared of us than we are of him. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
851 He's been like that since Susan left. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
852 He'll be OK as long as he keeps his mouth shut 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
853 It's that damn second amendment--what about our rights? 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
854 You wanna tell him or should I? 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
855 I hope that counts as a bird in hand. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
856 He says he's a spy, but I say he's a sellout. 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
857 Can’t decide which one is dumber. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
858 Let's stay in the bush. 1.4091 0.16979 22 17 1 4
859 That quail knows Dick Cheney shoots only lawyers. 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
860 Now why didn't I think of that? 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
861 Now that's definitely worth two in the bush. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
862 Early bird gets the slug 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
863 He's worth two of us. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
864 Well, if it isn't little Bird-edict Arnold. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
865 That's the Bluebird of Haplessness. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
866 He thinks an enemy kept close at hand is better than two friends in bush. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
867 That's the last place he'll look 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
868 Is this your first trip to Switzerland? 1.4091 0.16979 22 17 1 4
869 ignorance is bliss 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
870 I hate how he insists on riding shotgun all of the time 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
871 Now that's Chutzpah! 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
872 He always wanted a mobile home. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
873 We let him learn through trial and error 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
874 I don't know what that's worth, but it definitely isn't two in the bush. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
875 I find the new gunsight offensive. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
876 I told her hitchhiking was dangerous! 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
877 I think we found the source of all the NRA Tweets. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
878 Seems like he's everywhere now after that Bernie Sanders podium thing. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
879 It appears our friend has gone "cuckoo"! 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
880 I heard that he got laid off at the coal mine 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
881 The young ones think they're so clever. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
882 Not to worry, he's hunting wabbits. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
883 She turned. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
884 I'd say he's a sitting duck, but that would be racist. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
885 I'm not following his tweets. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
886 This isn't sitting well with the dog unions. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
887 She claims it's platonic. 1.4091 0.10729 22 13 9 0
888 No, actually it's strategy is rather brilliant. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
889 I've felt much safer since LaMar discovered the joys of marijuana. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
890 You think it's camouflage? 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
891 Looks like a suicide by hunter. 1.4000 0.16859 20 15 2 3
892 Hard to tell which one is the cuckoo. 1.4000 0.11239 20 12 8 0
893 Old dude with his sights set on a young chick. 1.4000 0.16859 20 15 2 3
894 Well, I'll be darned. Hiding in plain sight works! 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
895 He's good looking, but kind of a dodo. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
896 That's why we call him Robin the Boy Wonder. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
897 Is that worth two in the bush? 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
898 I'm following the NRA's every tweet. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
899 There's a good example of keeping your enemies closer. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
900 Embedded journalism. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
901 If you can't tweet 'em, join 'em! 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
902 Hindsight is tweety-tweety. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
903 There's no way she's worth the two of us. 1.4000 0.16859 20 15 2 3
904 You see, Bob, this is what Xanax does to people. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
905 It's his poise that I admire. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
906 I can't believe you tricked him into thinking that's a pear tree. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
907 And now we end our tour of the forest with the oblivious hunter... 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
908 It always amazes me that I have friends in the NRA. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
909 He thinks riding shotgun is safer. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
910 I thought you called Shotgun. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
911 That decoy is never going to work. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
912 His last tweet was was against gun control. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
913 I regret telling him that he's special. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
914 He will never be able to outdo his Bernie stunt. 1.4000 0.16859 20 15 2 3
915 He's taking his stand on guns a little too far this time. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
916 It's the new Duck Dynasty decoy 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
917 I guess. we can't call him chicken anymore. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
918 He lost the bet. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
919 Now that's what I call living on the edge. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
920 Honey, are you sure that marching him off to military school is really the best plan? 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
921 Are you sure you taught him everything you know? 1.4000 0.11239 20 12 8 0
922 Bird-brains of a feather flock together. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
923 We can only hope this "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" thing works out for Freddie. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
924 Our tweety's riding shotgun. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
925 Yes, he's a son of a bitch , but he's our son of a bitch. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
926 I always knew Tony was a stool pigeon. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
927 Bob! That's not your Uber! 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
928 I told him Trump won New York 1.4000 0.16859 20 15 2 3
929 Ernie's getting pretty brazen with his support of open carry. 1.4000 0.16859 20 15 2 3
930 Talk about "out on a limb"! 1.4000 0.11239 20 12 8 0
931 She says that they are just friends! 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
932 He called it first. 1.4000 0.18353 20 16 0 4
933 Looks like a stool pigeon, from here. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
934 Apparently, he used to be a wedding photographer 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
935 His father told him "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." 1.4000 0.11239 20 12 8 0
936 He's been insufferable ever since he found out nobody hunts robins. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
937 It makes them both feel macho. 1.4000 0.16859 20 15 2 3
938 And I thought planking was a stupid craze. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
939 So much for last week's intervention 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
940 Songbirds have brass and a penchant for irony. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
941 This isn't going to end well. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
942 She'll never live to tell the quail. 1.4000 0.11239 20 12 8 0
943 Told ya. . . we got nuthin' to worry about . . . 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
944 What makes you think they're intelligent? 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
945 In this case, I'm inclined to think that two in the bush are better. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
946 Awww, she always calls shotgun! 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
947 He just loves a good practical joke. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
948 All in all I'd rather be two in the bush. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
949 That's Louise. She handles his twitter account. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
950 I wonder how many followers he has. 1.4000 0.16859 20 15 2 3
951 Bernie told him guns are safer in rural America. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
952 It's one of those new sights that gives you a bird's eye view. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
953 "He'll do anything for attention". 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
954 So naïve, must be a Republican. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
955 Can't wait to tweet about this ... little Petey riding shotgun! 1.4000 0.11239 20 12 8 0
956 He's actually safer there. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
957 Apparently our son has jumped the gun. 1.4000 0.16859 20 15 2 3
958 Apparently riding shotgun was high on his bucket list. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
959 He must feel a lot safer with somebody riding shotgun. 1.4000 0.16859 20 15 2 3
960 I know, it's crazy, but he says he's hiding in plain sight. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
961 Now that's what I'd call a bird brain! 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
962 If you think about it, that is actually the safest place to be. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
963 I knew we couldn't trust him. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
964 They seem happy, but i can't see them staying together 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
965 So much for birds of a feather flocking together! 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
966 I have no clue why Doug insists on riding shotgun. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
967 I told him taking the stock option was risky. 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
968 Show-off! 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
969 He uses it for Twitter blasts. 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
970 Kids. 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
971 Loneliness makes strange bedfellows! 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
972 I wouldn't want to add either to my professional network. 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
973 There goes Tweetle Dee and Tweetle Dumb. 1.3913 0.15061 23 17 3 3
974 He wanted to change the system from within. 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
975 Damn he got to ride shotgun again!!!! 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
976 Don't worry, he's hunting wabbits. 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
977 You're right, he is a little cuckoo! 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
978 Now remember, he has to stay there for five steps or I win the bet. 1.3889 0.11824 18 11 7 0
979 No more flocking together with her. 1.3889 0.11824 18 11 7 0
980 It kind of explains why both of them are endangered species. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
981 Always has to learn the hard way... 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
982 He's live-tweeting his protest. 1.3889 0.11824 18 11 7 0
983 I can only assume that Tabby riding has lost its thrill 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
984 Everyone thinks he's crazy, but honestly it's the safest place to be. 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
985 I agree, she's a babe, but I'm not going out there. 1.3889 0.18327 18 14 1 3
986 It's time you talked to our son about the facts of life. 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
987 Hope that her cell phone doesn't ring. 1.3889 0.11824 18 11 7 0
988 Game on! 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
989 She DOES like heavy metal! 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
990 I can't tell if that's Lucy or a decoy. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
991 If he gets too close to anybody, she sends out a tweet. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
992 I bet this is the last time he plays truth or dare with us. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
993 This ridiculous hazing has got to stop. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
994 I thought heli-skiing would get it out of his system 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
995 Boy, that decoy sure looks like cousin Ricky. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
996 That my fine feathered friend is a Mocking bird. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
997 I give it six months 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
998 cheeky, deliberate, delightful..... but yet I'm still left with this lingering sense of despair. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
999 Well, Larry definitely isn't a chicken, but I'd say his goose is cooked. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1000 Chuck is a mockingbird's mockingbird. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1001 Sparrows! Always pushing boundaries. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1002 Frank never could turn down a dare. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1003 Oh to be young again. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1004 I bet him five worms he wouldn't do that. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1005 He's been tweeting about this all day. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1006 No worries, no one shoots mocking birds 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1007 The white man's birdin' 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1008 Just spit-balling here, but I bet the intersection of Mensa membership and NRA membership is the null set. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1009 I just can't get behind his lax stance on gun control. 1.3810 0.10859 21 13 8 0
1010 Maybe Dick Cheney is hunting today. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1011 That hunter's really got game. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1012 Does he really think we'll fall for that? 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1013 Ever since he survived that fall out of the nest, he's been a adrenaline junkie! 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1014 Well we always told him to keep his friends close and his enemies closer. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1015 I don't care how sympatico they are, he just doesn't seem right for her. 1.3810 0.17561 21 17 0 4
1016 Oooooooh, why didn't I think of that? 1.3810 0.10859 21 13 8 0
1017 When I said he needed a new wingman, I didn't have this in mind 1.3810 0.16148 21 16 2 3
1018 They have an understanding. 1.3810 0.10859 21 13 8 0
1019 Two in the bush is definitely worth more than one on the barrel. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1020 Lester is the last one I thought would switch sides. 1.3810 0.10859 21 13 8 0
1021 Explain to me again why he's worth double? 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1022 I can't believe that Bernie is pandering to the gun lobby! 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1023 The irony is killing me. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1024 Must be going for the Darwin Award. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1025 What a stool pigeon. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1026 Bets on which one figures it out first? 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1027 Decoy! 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1028 See I told you he joined the N.R.A. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1029 Does the concept of "stool pigeon" come to mind? 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1030 I was not looking at another bird! It's a decoy!! 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1031 Gutsiest move I've ever seen. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1032 What do you think of Woody's strategy of joining the NRA? 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1033 Well, I wasn't raised that way, but if it works for them, God bless. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1034 Oh dear, Jimmy's Stockholm Syndrome is back... 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1035 Mark is always looking for the latest adrenaline rush. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1036 I’ve heard you should keep friends close and enemies closer, but that seems a bit extreme. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1037 Looks like Grace forgot to take her meds again. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1038 I'm suddenly and inexplicably hot for him. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1039 He's not from our branch of the family. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1040 Obviously cuckoo 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1041 He did say something about '..but keep your enemy closer'. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1042 Her attempts to prove she's worth the two of us are getting out of hand. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1043 Junior takes after your side of the family. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1044 He puts her by the sight to get a bird's-eye view. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1045 He tweets for the NRA 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1046 He's always lived for the moment. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1047 We've got a guy on the inside. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1048 I know, Woody's hilarious, he's edgy, he pushes the envelope...but I worry about him. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1049 Somehow, the marriage works. 1.3810 0.10859 21 13 8 0
1050 That's cukoo. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1051 Let's hope a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush 1.3810 0.16148 21 16 2 3
1052 That elusive Darwin Award - at least he keeps trying. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1053 OMG, have you been following his latest tweets? 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1054 In general, a gun in any caption contest is not a good idea. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1055 It's Elmer, be vehhwey, vehhwey quiet. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1056 He's got a bird in the hand, but we're worth just as much. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1057 He must be in need of a little seed money... 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1058 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1059 Lucky Harry, found a guy who loads birdseed. 1.3810 0.10859 21 13 8 0
1060 ...and this is why there are two turtle doves. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1061 He's a Bernie Sanders' groupie. 1.3810 0.16148 21 16 2 3
1062 She's interning as a scope. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1063 Damn. Fred always gets to ride shotgun! 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1064 If he's smart, he'll wait before he tweets about this. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1065 Always was a Republican 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1066 I wonder if Dan was the best quail to choose as our lookout? 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1067 I double dared him. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1068 I definitely heard him call shotgun 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1069 If Larry makes it back, I think next time I'll go with "truth". 1.3810 0.16148 21 16 2 3
1070 If he puts birdseed down the barrel I will just molt! 1.3810 0.16148 21 16 2 3
1071 One on the gun worth two in the bush. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1072 That bird's got some pair of eggs on him. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1073 What the frick frack snick snack diddily dack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack dental plaque yolk sac does that whack black nonfat flapjack think he’s doin? 1.3810 0.16148 21 16 2 3
1074 Who knew birds had balls? 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1075 #deathwish. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1076 Legendary last tweet: 'Hey, watch this.' 1.3810 0.16148 21 16 2 3
1077 They met on the Internet. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1078 Stu? He's a yellow-bellied turncoat. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1079 First it was Bernie's podium. Now he's just showing off. 1.3810 0.16148 21 16 2 3
1080 Watching him do that always makes me quail. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1081 Who knew she was a hawk on the Second Amendment? 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1082 That's genius, she's out of the line of fire. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1083 Isn't he the one who told us to keep our friends close? 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1084 I hear he's peeping with the enemy 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1085 She finds a new guy and doesn't even call us anymore 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1086 Is one on the barrel worth two in the bush? 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1087 Now that, is a stool pigeon. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1088 Ever since the Trump win, he's been looking for a way out. 1.3684 0.11370 19 12 7 0
1089 No worries. She's one of ours, and she's already tweeted the coordinates to the drone. 1.3684 0.13702 19 13 5 1
1090 He's Pro Gun! 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1091 He's game, I'll give him that. 1.3684 0.11370 19 12 7 0
1092 This could end up being one heck of a tweet 1.3684 0.17456 19 15 1 3
1093 Ernie always liked living on the edge 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1094 That bird is really over a barrel. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1095 A clear case of Stockholm syndrome. 1.3684 0.17456 19 15 1 3
1096 Friends close enemies closer! 1.3684 0.13702 19 13 5 1
1097 I've always wanted to ride shotgun. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1098 Worst. Lookout. Ever. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1099 I'll bet you twenty seeds he's a double agent. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1100 I've always admired Irv's verve. 1.3684 0.13702 19 13 5 1
1101 That is why that species is almost extinct. 1.3684 0.13702 19 13 5 1
1102 I told you he was a moron. He thinks that's a branch. 1.3684 0.13702 19 13 5 1
1103 Don't answer his tweets! 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1104 That guy should watch out. Dick Cheney is hunting nearby. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1105 Don't worry, a bird on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1106 Nearsighted, shmearsighted, he's just doing that to show off. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1107 I think "Conceal-Carry" just got a new meaning 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1108 I thought passenger pigeons were extinct. 1.3684 0.17456 19 15 1 3
1109 I still don't think it's a scarecrow. 1.3684 0.13702 19 13 5 1
1110 I didn't know we had the right to bear arms! 1.3684 0.11370 19 12 7 0
1111 It's the Stockholm syndrome. 1.3684 0.13702 19 13 5 1
1112 He thinks he's a big shot now. 1.3684 0.13702 19 13 5 1
1113 Hide in plain sight always works 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1114 No, I don't have a bucket list. You? 1.3684 0.13702 19 13 5 1
1115 He's more of an 'it's the journey' kind of hunter. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1116 The sparrow is in the nest. Repeat, the sparrow is in the nest. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1117 He's part dodo on his father's side. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1118 Keep your friends close , and the NRA closer. 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1119 I TOLD you that our son needs glasses! 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1120 Be patient. We attack on his signal. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1121 He's calling the shots now. 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1122 Wow! Looks like Herb bagged a human with that gun lure. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1123 Shhh, don't fall for it. It's Wayne LaPierre trying to pull off the old Charles Schulz and Woodstock impersonation again. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1124 He said that's the safest spot. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1125 I wish that nimrod would stop tweeting. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1126 I'm hoping one on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1127 Now watch, he's about to fire off another tweet. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1128 Well, now he can't grouse about never finding a perch. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1129 See Ethel , there's one of 'em pro-gun democrat socialist doves I was warnin' you about...! 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1130 Hunters: they love you at sparrow size, but put on a few pounds and suddenly you're a piece of meat 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1131 Sycophant. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1132 So close, yet so far. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1133 I told you it was a cult. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1134 I hope that plan doesn't backfire on him. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1135 Animal extreme sports 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1136 Typical dove. 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1137 He better not tweet about this. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1138 It's Dick Cheney again. 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1139 Tweetie pulled a thorn out of his foot once. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1140 No harm, no fowl. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1141 What a turncoat. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1142 Thank God! A bird on the gun is worth two on the bush. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1143 She's a peace activist. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1144 Tonight we deal with the turncoat. 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1145 We're safe. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1146 It's still better than two in the bush. I think we're safe. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1147 That's what I'd call 'hunting blind.' 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1148 I know Bob is really a quail... but he sure looks like a sitting duck! 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1149 He called shotgun first. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1150 Wait for it... wait for it... this is my favorite part. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1151 It's gonna be a bird bath. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1152 He's never been afraid to live life on the edge. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1153 That's not what I meant by 'Keep your enemies close.' 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1154 I call shotgun. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1155 Well, she ain't chicken. I'll giver her that. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1156 See? Friends close enemies closer. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1157 Where is the gun lobby going? 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1158 Now I know where the expression "Bird-Brain" comes from 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1159 It's a decoy. 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1160 I knew we shouldn't have moved to Vermont. 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1161 Keep your friends close... 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1162 Don't look at her, don't look. She's just a decoy. 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1163 It's time we face facts. Our son is an adrenalin junkie. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1164 I think I'll take "Truth" instead of "dare" 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1165 I heard he has a mole working for him too. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1166 The balls on that kid. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1167 Imagine--a bird turned into a stool pigeon! 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1168 Campaigning for the Darwin Award 2016 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1169 He's REALLY got our buddy over a barrel now. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1170 The hunter thing is a total chick magnet 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1171 Oh? Can you think of a safer place? 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1172 Riding shotgun can be dangerous. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1173 I wonder if he know's this is the Hitchcock property. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1174 Now I know where the word "birdbrain" came from. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1175 That's the lazy way to migrate. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1176 Comforting? It's just NRA propaganda. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1177 If Tom doesn't get all the way into the hand, he's got to stop saying he's twice the bird we are. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1178 They say opportunity is where you least expect it. 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1179 Stay still and no jokes about "riding shotgun"! 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1180 He betrayed us because you kept pecking on him. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1181 It kills me to say it, but what a birdbrain. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1182 I thought YOU were going to talk to her about the birds and the BB guns. 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1183 OK. When Billy gets the gun, you grab the old geezer’s wallet. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1184 Well he was voted most likely to wind up under glass. 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1185 Its called "chutzpah." 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1186 They call him the gun whisperer. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1187 Worst production of "To Kill a Mockingbird" ever! 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1188 HE'S ONE OF THE BRAVEST DOCUMENTARY JOURNALISTS I KNOW. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1189 Darwin at work. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1190 She's always living on the edge 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1191 One on the gun is better than two in the bush. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1192 It looks like all of those tweets have changed his position on guns. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1193 From here I can't tell if it's a real McCoy or a decoy! 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1194 We'll do that when he carries the double barrel. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
1195 It's not even loaded, just an excuse to get out of the house. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
1196 Only a mockingbird would have the nerve! 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1197 He plans to live-tweet every shot. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1198 I see Frank's been working through his trust issues. 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
1199 Looks like Elmer has a new twitter follower. 1.3500 0.16662 20 16 1 3
1200 If he looks at you and says watch the birdie, fly! 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1201 He must be a mocking bird. 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
1202 That's one helluva decoy! 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1203 Just because it's different doesn't mean it's wrong. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1204 Live by the gun, die by the gun. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1205 She had better poop. 1.3500 0.16662 20 16 1 3
1206 Look at the pecker on that one. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1207 Well....he is an NRA member! 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1208 I'd say he's fallen pretty far from the tree ... 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1209 Riding shotgun is for the birds. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1210 Sometimes I wish I was a mocking bird. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1211 Elmer just isn't the same since that silly rabbit left. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1212 Wonder what that's worth.. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1213 We should have been more specific with our "Where to Land" instructions 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1214 I knew it...he sold us out... 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1215 I had a hunch Phil was sleeping with the enemy. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1216 It's your fault he's overconfident! 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1217 I thought he wanted the front seat when he said shotgun 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1218 Tim's always got to jump the gun. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1219 His NRA membership is clearly paying off. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1220 He's been live tweeting the hunter's movements all morning. 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
1221 He's no threat, a little bird told me. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1222 Looks like he has developed Stockholm Syndrome. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1223 I would like to believe that's fake. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1224 She supports the Second Amendment. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1225 Kurtz has gone rogue. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1226 He'll never look there... 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1227 Rumor has it that she's a double agent. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1228 His tweet just went viral 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1229 That hare-brained son of ours is always pushing the envelope. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1230 I've got to 'tweet' this! 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1231 The Millennium Pigeon. Classic. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1232 Canaries are brave. Not very bright, but brave. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1233 Uber comes to the jungle. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1234 Apparently he just finished the first Chapter in Sun Tzu’s book, Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1235 Looks like Stockholm syndrome to me 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1236 Riding shotgun sure looks cool. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1237 Not a peep 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1238 I've heard ' Keep your enemy close ' was the enemy's idea. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1239 You know he was voted 'most likely to be in the hand' in high school. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1240 Best seat in the house. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1241 Phew-- glad that's better than 2 in the bush. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1242 Which one do you think is going to be more surprised? 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1243 I remember when being a bird brain stood for something. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1244 Last time it was the coal mine, now it's riding shotgun. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1245 He's probably not in season. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1246 Don't fall for her mating call--I think it could be a trap. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1247 This is one time when being two birds in a bush beats all other options hands down. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1248 I keep telling him it's time for contact lenses. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1249 Cheney's out again 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1250 He started off as a bad egg. 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
1251 I hadn't heard of Stockholm Syndrome before. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1252 Not too bright, but our boy's sure got some moxie. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1253 She's doesn't give a shoot. 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
1254 No, you tell him NRA doesn't mean National Robin Association! 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1255 But is it "Ha Ha" funny? 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1256 Maybe we shouldn't have lined the nest with 'Field and Stream.' 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1257 He always calls 'shotgun' first. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1258 Trust Ted to land on the safest place in the forest. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1259 Nobody's aim can be that bad. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1260 I told her if she feeds and takes care of him we can keep him. 1.3500 0.16662 20 16 1 3
1261 It's part of their mating ritual. Which explains the whole endangered thing. 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
1262 Behold, the yellow-bellied tern-coat in his natural environment. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1263 She's always protesting something. 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
1264 Poor turnout at the sit-in. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1265 He turned to me and said, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer," and then just took off! 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1266 We need to review the lesson on situation awareness 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
1267 who would have thought he was worth two of us 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1268 I don't care what he's worth Carl, I'm staying here. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1269 I hear he's loaded. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1270 Why am I so attracted to him? 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1271 Wow! A Nonetoo Swift. You understandably don't see many of those. 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
1272 Tell me more about Maslow 1.3500 0.16662 20 16 1 3
1273 Come to think of it, that's a pretty safe place to be. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1274 Teenagers 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1275 They're both bird brains 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1276 Hillary is still the safer choice. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1277 I don't think I can watch when they reach ten paces! 1.3500 0.16662 20 16 1 3
1278 He thinks the guy is Elmer Fudd. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1279 Now that's hootspa. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1280 Someday we'll sing songs about him. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1281 With balls that big he won't be able to fly away 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1282 A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1283 I knew our girl would bring us honor. First, that noble call for peace on Bernie's podium, and now fearlessly standing up to the gun lobby. What injustice will she challenge next? 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1284 She's getting paid to live tweet his hunt. 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1285 Where is the loyalty? 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1286 Don't worry it's deer season 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1287 Well, I, for one, say she is relying too much on her membership card to the NRA. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1288 He's too old for her. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1289 Look at her, acting like she's better than two of us in the bush! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1290 He's literally riding shotgun. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1291 Maybe WE should join the N.R.A.. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1292 Yea! Keep your enemies close. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1293 He always gets to sit shotgun. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1294 Hope he doesn't see us or he'll sing like a…….never mind. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1295 Well, I guess what you don't know may actually hurt you. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1296 We're in trouble. He's got that new-fangled sight. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1297 I think Julian's fear of flying has gone too far. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1298 He does that to everybody Dick Cheney takes hunting. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1299 He's always been known for his strategic planning. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1300 Et tu, Tootie? 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1301 Are you tweeting this? 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1302 Egret or regret, amiright? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1303 You need an app to get the ride. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1304 Others would soon gather to witness Kevin's annual act of defiance. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1305 Bugs Bunny should show up any minute now. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1306 I don't expect many more tweets from him. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1307 Birdie, promise me you'll never ride shotgun. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1308 It's time we had 'The Talk' with junior. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1309 Oh look hun! It's the endangered Spotted Hunter Taunter! 1.3333 0.16169 18 14 2 2
1310 Where did we go wrong? our youngest has joined the NRA. 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1311 I'm just grateful we have birds like him on the front line. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1312 The perching market's tighter than we thought. 1.3333 0.11433 18 12 6 0
1313 Brilliant! He's hiding in plain gun-sight. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1314 As the saying goes, "Ignorance is bliss." 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1315 It's always the last place you think to look. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1316 Is she cuckoo? 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1317 The best defense is a good offense. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1318 He's a double agent. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1319 They've been playing hard to get with each other all season. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1320 But what if the bird isn't actually in the hand? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1321 He called it first, so he gets to ride shotgun. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1322 I sense neither one lives in the present. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1323 Well if that isn't a Birds eye-view I don't know what is 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1324 All he's really saying is give peace a chance. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1325 They met at a Bernie Sanders rally. 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1326 He's moonlighting as a scope. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1327 He's a stool pigeon for the NRA 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1328 He's on the hunt for whoever sent out that Tweet he didn't like. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1329 He's so vain - probably thinks he's worth two of us. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1330 Now that's what I call chutzpah! 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1331 I can't not look. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1332 He's had this Wild West fantasy to ride shotgun. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1333 Almost makes you rethink opposition to the 2nd Amendment. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1334 She was raised by cats... 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1335 Must be a Democrat. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1336 I didn't know bobolinks went in for extreme sports. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1337 He's still worth the two of us, when you adjust for inflation. 1.3333 0.16169 18 14 2 2
1338 He always was a problem child. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1339 Double Agent 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1340 If he comes home with any more pets . . . 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1341 There goes Bernie again. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1342 Reminds me of seeing a dog holding a biscuit on his nose 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1343 He prefers the backward facing seat in train cars, too. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1344 Don't worry. He's riding shotgun. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1345 My son is no genius but always finds friends that make him seem smart. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1346 If you ask me, they're both birdbrains. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1347 "One of these days, Harold's going to go too far". 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1348 I think we are safe. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1349 No wonder bird brains get a bad rap. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1350 Cuckoo or Stool pigeon? 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1351 Can you believe she joined the NRA? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1352 Thinking inside the box is so underrated. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1353 I am definitely going to tweet about this. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1354 Why do kids insist on doing the exact opposite of what you teach them? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1355 Yeah, he works for the other side, but I hear they pay him bird feed...! 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1356 It looks like Blinky forgot his contacts again. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1357 I hear that he's part stool pigeon. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1358 I've always told him, 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.' But this might be taking it a bit too far. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1359 That chick has balls. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1360 There goes that guy who always has a chirp on his shoulder. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1361 I always thought our son was a bit of a strange bird. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1362 He's practicing for Twick or Tweet. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1363 What an Uncle Tomtit 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1364 I don't think Bill understood when we told him to go where they'd least expect to see you. 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1365 He's from Stockholm. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1366 Always showing off... 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1367 He's supporting Bernie. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1368 I love it when that baby mockingbird does the baby deer sound. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1369 Must be some type of fraternity pledge. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1370 We've successfully embedded a tweet in the NRA. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1371 Now that's a Twitter moment! 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1372 His dream has always been to be a bird of prey. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1373 Wow, the gun lobby sure has him over a barrel. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1374 I told you he's got some huevos. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1375 We should keep OUR enemies close. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1376 Another self-hating chickadee. 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1377 And they call us 'birdbrains'. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1378 Let's hope he's a bird in hand type of guy. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1379 She'll tweet twice when he loads it 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1380 It's the Stockholm effect. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1381 It's tough for a coal mine canary to find work today. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1382 Wait, it gets better. He just ate. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1383 Junior's new friend worries me. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1384 Clearly a Sanders supporter. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1385 The hunter has him over a barrel, we should send him a tweet. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1386 Nothing is safer than being a rifle sight 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1387 I believe it's what they call "leaning in". 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1388 I'm afraid that Tweetie has gone over to the dark side. 1.3333 0.16169 18 14 2 2
1389 That Sanders bird has gone too far this time 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1390 I like his tweets. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1391 He's cheaper than a Labrador and works for peanuts, but to me he's still a traitor. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1392 That sparrow sold out again this hunting season. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1393 Well, he did call riding shotgun. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1394 So, what exactly is that one worth? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1395 I'm afraid Jack has turned into a bit of a daredevil since that Sanders stunt of his. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1396 Bertie, do you think he knows that we've got him surrounded? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1397 You know it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1398 I told him to stay in the nest until the eye drops wore off. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1399 That one works for the NRA. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1400 To tweet, or not to tweet... 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1401 I told you that small egg looked cuckoo to me. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1402 He's no canary and that ain't no coal mine, but I still get a bad vibe. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1403 He's getting seed money from the NRA. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1404 A delegate in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1405 Hard to believe, but that guy's deadly with a fishing rod. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1406 Betty and Arthur discuss the dangers of free-range parenting. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1407 He's watched too many Bugs Bunny cartoons. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1408 Her mother was the same way. Anything for attention. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1409 They exchanged tweets and have followed each other ever since. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1410 Where have we failed? 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1411 Can you believe that! A moustache! 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1412 He distinctly said "two in the bush." 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1413 It's nice that someone finally answered his mating call. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1414 These millennials think they can just perch themselves on anything. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1415 I believe that's what they call cavorting with the enemy. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1416 Where have we failed as parents? 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1417 We pushed him out of the nest too early. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1418 He called shotgun. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1419 You'll never see a pheasant do that 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1420 These Millennials are so uninformed. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1421 He's the smartest and safest bird in the forest. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1422 Do you think it's wise for him to to mock the NRA? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1423 Doesn't look like he'll be contributing to the gene pool 1.3333 0.16169 18 14 2 2
1424 So much for that "birds of a feather" stuff. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1425 Dear, all I said to her was 'lookout for the hunter!" 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1426 I told you your ex was crazy! 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1427 Just one little tweet and there'll be no more twitter... 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1428 It's a twitter challenge. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1429 It's not that surprising. Robins always have had strong feelings about the the right to perch arms. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1430 I didn't know Fred was a Republican 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1431 The birdbrain volunteered to ride shotgun. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1432 One day it will all backfire on him. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1433 Good thing we breed by numbers. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1434 He's changed since that gig with Bernie 1.3333 0.16169 18 14 2 2
1435 He's the ultimate bird of prey. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1436 Not the hunter he once was. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1437 I thought he was hunting... what a turn-around. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1438 Keep your friends close and your executioner closest. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1439 Dave, have you seen a better analogy for this year's election? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1440 He's so out of your league. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1441 For once I would like him to choose "truth" in our Truth or Dare. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1442 He's got student loans 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1443 He inherited that thrill-seeker gene from his father, may he rest in peace. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1444 She's not to be rifled with. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1445 I always thought he was a title cuckoo! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1446 It's hard to decide who's more clueless. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1447 Is that bird shot? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1448 I knew this day would come Maribel. He's gone to the other side. Not even he thinks Bernie can win anymore. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1449 At least WE'LL be safe, since we're the 2 in the bush... 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1450 Lucky for him its not stupid season yet 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1451 I still can't believe our kid joined the N.R.A! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1452 You're right.... we're the ones who need to worry. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1453 Worms! They're hunting worms! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1454 That Fred! He always was a kidder. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1455 "Did you define "limb"? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1456 It’s a cheep shot. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1457 Irv has always been a risk taker. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1458 Does he know that man's a friend of Dick Cheney? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1459 You should see what it looks like what it looks like when he goes hunting for hippos. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1460 The fun part is when the guy finally sees him and Mort doesn’t let go. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1461 Like my dad used to say, "keep your wrens close, but your enemies closer." 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1462 Last time he pulled that stunt he lost his tail feathers 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1463 He was always a bird brain. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1464 Jeez, always has to ride shotgun. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1465 Sure they did a great job capturing your likeness, but posing for hunting decoys seems like a morally-questionable way to start off your modeling career. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1466 This is a classic case of miscommunication 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1467 Midlife crisis. He just turned three and a half. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1468 Let's face it. They're both oblivious. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1469 Early bird catches Warren. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1470 Don't respond to his tweet. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1471 The belly of the beast! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1472 AND he's tweeting about it. Show-off! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1473 140 word obit coming up. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1474 He did always fly to the beat of his own gunner. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1475 Even the NRA's on Twitter now. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1476 He called it. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1477 One of these days he'll go too far... 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1478 I cry fowl. He's using a decoy. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1479 A bird on a gun is worth two in the bush? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1480 Son of a bitch!! That's the little little birdie that tells him where to hunt! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1481 Icarus would be proud. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1482 I knew it when he stopped tweeting. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1483 We always knew he was a son of a gun! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1484 When he says look at the birdie. Don!t. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1485 When he stops singing, duck! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1486 He's as crazy as a loon....literally. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1487 As Sun Tzu said, 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.' 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1488 He's the bird in the hand, right? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1489 Friggin' Smartass! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1490 Then it's true. Our own son has been radicalized! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1491 He's always free loading something. That's just the way he is. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1492 No, Jerry! Don't look inside! ITS NOT A BIRD FEEDER! 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1493 I wish they could solve their problems without resorting to a duel every time. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1494 Lionel always had boundary issues 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1495 I wish I was ridin' shotgun; this is for the birds. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1496 Why does that man have such small legs? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1497 Worst. Hunter. Ever. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1498 Not to worry-The location of the decoy tells me he's a novice hunter. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1499 The heart wants what the heart wants. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1500 It's called a peep sight. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1501 Ever since they exchanged tweets, she's had his back. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1502 A bird on the gun could be worth more than two in the bush. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1503 Now knock him out and take the gun! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1504 I always knew he was a turn feather. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1505 An unnecessary sequel to Birdman or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1506 Let's not get too optimistic. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1507 Her true calling is mine safety. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1508 "Keep your friends close...your enemies closer. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1509 Talk about a great seat for the wedding. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1510 Now that's what I call chirps-pah. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1511 Is he still worth two in the bush? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1512 Tell me, Joe, what's the bet again? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1513 Benedict Arnold!!! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1514 He'll see us in a moment. I hope he's not a stool pigeon! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1515 Why tweet it? They'd never believe us. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1516 Can you imagine getting paid to tweet? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1517 Fred always seems to know the blind spots. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1518 Well, mother, not every thing can be taught. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1519 You've got to admire his beakmanship. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1520 This just seems like another one of his calls for help. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1521 Ralph is such a show- off. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1522 I hate playing Truth or Dare with that guy. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1523 It's like my father always says, 'stay close to your friends, stay closer to your enemies'. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1524 Well, the strange thing is that birds aren't afraid of him but no humans will hunt with him and they say that he used to be some kind of vice president. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1525 I hope we chose the right summer camp. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1526 I don't care if he identifies as human, Eggbert, he's still my baby bird. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1527 When do you think he'll realize the branch is moving? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1528 Are you live tweeting this? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1529 These crazy kids nowadays. They call it a 'perch-in.' 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1530 I think the hazing has crossed the line. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1531 Walter acts like he is so brave. Let's see him move 9 inches down the barrel. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1532 She's being paid as a decoy, but we all know it's a ploy to go viral. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1533 Bold move, hiding in plain site. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1534 My money's on the bullet. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1535 Let's see him chirp his way out of this one. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1536 Now that’s a great example of keeping your friends close and your enemies closer. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1537 Those smart-alec teenagers think they’re indestructible. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1538 He's got nerves of steel. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1539 I bet him two worms that he couldn't get close enough to poop on his gun. Looks like it's time to start digging! 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1540 She volunteered to be the neighborhood's early warning system. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1541 I don't know if he's a canary but he sure sings like one 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1542 That cousin of yours is either very fearless or very stupid... 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1543 He's left the nest. It's not our place to criticize his choice of friends. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1544 Don't be fooled into complacency. He's a taxidermist. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1545 Keep watching, he's gonna sit on the guy's hat next! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1546 That's a cheep shot, if I ever saw one. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1547 That's the most unfair decoy I've ever seen. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1548 Brave, yes. But incredibly stupid. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1549 The guy is a legend. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1550 The kid's got moxie! 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1551 Hey! Look behind you! 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1552 He really has her over the barrel now. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1553 If a bird twitters in a forest does anybody @? 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1554 Lay low- he's not technically in-hand. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1555 He grew up in the Galápagos. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1556 Don't look now, but your ex is dating another hunter. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1557 Technically, she's not in his hand, exactly. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1558 10 steps, then fire away! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1559 It's OK, he must be hunting dogs. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1560 And from then on, the legend of "Pedro" was whispered among trees and nests in awe. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1561 I believe our child is turning into an adrenaline junkie. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1562 It's the latest decoy for nearsighted hunters. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1563 You're right. Decoy location is everything. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1564 I don't know about you, but I feel as if the two us would be a lot safer if that one was actually in his hand. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1565 Tom lands on one podium one time and thinks he invincible. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1566 I fear Dwight is taking his performance art class a little too seriously, don't you think? 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1567 He's not really a hunter--that's an early warning system. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1568 I'm not sure what he's thinking 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1569 They met on OkCuckoopid. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1570 I know it's politically incorrect to say it, but she is such a birdbrain. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1571 You really think this is what the Founding Fathers meant with the 2nd Amendment? 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1572 He says this is the only way to "make the forest great again" 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1573 I can assure you Stella, no good is going to come from this! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1574 She's only dating him to make us angry. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1575 From day one, trees were never good enough for him 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1576 I wonder if Mr. Sunshine over there knows his perch is loaded? 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1577 I remember when ridin' shotgun was all that mattered. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1578 She's been a totally different bird since meeting Bernie Sanders. 1.3158 0.17189 19 16 0 3
1579 Please, no more Sylvia Plath at bedtime for Robbie, OK? 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1580 Did I ever introduce you to my birdbrain of a cousin Lenny? 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1581 He's sure to get a lot of tweets, though. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1582 I wouldn't follow her tweets either. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1583 That's one not-very-concealed carrier pigeon. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1584 It was just a dare; I didn't think he'd really do it! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1585 So, that's how Peeps are made... 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1586 Now, there's the definition of "Irony"... 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1587 Say what you want, but she's not chicken. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1588 He likes to play chicken. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1589 He's a little cuckoo when it comes to gun control. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1590 His philosophy is to keep your enemies close. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1591 So much for birds of a feather. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1592 Dead man perching... 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1593 Told you he was the dumbest one since Dan... 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1594 I didn't believe he'd do it, but he was game after all. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1595 First Bernie Sanders, now this. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1596 That there is your classic peep sight. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1597 Harold always makes follow the leader interesting. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1598 He doesn't like to fly. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1599 Herbert was never a big fan of Darwin. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1600 That could be a cardinal sin 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1601 Now I kinda wish he had taken 'truth' instead of 'dare.' 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1602 Should we tell him. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1603 If that had been Cheney instead of Sanders, that would wipe than stupid smile off his beak. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1604 Well, I still think that two in the bush is better than one on the barrel 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1605 I can't believe crazy Larry is going to poop on his gun. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1606 Sometimes they just have to learn. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1607 Yikes! He definitely should have gone with truth. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1608 A bird feed addict will sell out his own mother. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1609 Today I'm going to branch out. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1610 They met while tweeting. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1611 I've heard of keep your friends close and your enemies closer, but this is ridiculous. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1612 maybe he should have taken truth. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1613 and that’s why I don’t use Twitter. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1614 Pretty sure the cartoonist wants us to ridicule the NRA. I just can't figure out how. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1615 It really is the safest place to perch. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1616 You've gotta give it to Bobby, he's got the best mating strategy in the forest. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1617 A bird in the sight is not worth two in the bush. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1618 The hunter, the hunted, and the haunted… 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1619 Well, I guess he has the catbird seat. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1620 He's gone over to the dark side. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1621 These extreme sports are so dangerous 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1622 He's ALMOST worth the same as us. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1623 We may found out now whether she's really worth the two of us combined. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1624 I hope that bird poops on the rifle barrel before flying off 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1625 Do you think he knows? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1626 I feel bad that we called him a chicken. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1627 Hope he doesn't take a cheep shot. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1628 He's a trophy bird, till he poops in the barrel. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1629 I don't think he can just wing it this time 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1630 You know there is an bit of Elmer Fudd in every man. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1631 Ever since he ate that Eagle scout badge he thinks he's a protected species. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1632 I had no idea she was being radicalized. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1633 He's a hunter from Portlandia. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1634 It's called "barrelling". All the kids on the Internet are doing it nowdays. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1635 Didn't we just see him on Bernie Sanders podium? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1636 He finally found a way to beat the system. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1637 She did say, 'I'm on a freelancing sight.' 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1638 Tweeting about this could definitely backfire. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1639 This place must have the 48 hour waiting period 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1640 Don't say anything. Let's see what happens when she turns around. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1641 He's had chutzpah since he was an egg 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1642 When life gives you a shotgun, ride it. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1643 ..and this is a textbook case of natural selection in the wild... 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1644 Sally's such a show off. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1645 Whaddaya bet he's gonna learn how to whistle like a bird before she learns how to shoot like a human? 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1646 You go on ahead. There should be a double barrel coming along any minute. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1647 Looks like Henry’s therapist told him to face his fears again. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1648 I don't think "hiding in plain sight" applies to hiding in the sights. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1649 Anything for attention___last week it was the podium. 1.3000 0.16384 20 17 0 3
1650 I told you that boy needed glasses 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1651 Hunting guide, schmunting guide...if we catch him, we're gonna hang him. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1652 They radicalized him, don't tell Mom. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1653 Another Sanders supporter. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1654 Heroic, stupid, and novel, all at the same time. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1655 I can't believe we got front row seats to Evel Knary. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1656 Even as a toddler he always like to take chances. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1657 He's always tweeting about the Second Amendment! 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1658 He's a closet birder. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1659 I still think two in the bush is worth much more. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1660 Who's the bigger birdbrain? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1661 He's a spotter. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1662 Crazy is what crazy does. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1663 I thought we raised him better than that! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1664 You have to admire his pluck. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1665 Immunity for testifying against the bloodhound. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1666 Next he'll have one of their bumper stickers on his butt. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1667 That's no quail - that's a quisling! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1668 Do you think she's gathered enough intel on the hunters' whereabouts? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1669 The little twit also sings country western songs. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1670 The one place he'll never look 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1671 Either he's a stool pigeon or a lobbyist for the NRA 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1672 Ah, kids these days, huh? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1673 The field guide says that's a predator usually found with a cuckoo bird. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1674 Well, I suppose it is the safest possible place. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1675 She's always been a little too left wing for my taste." 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1676 He is trying to curry favor! I think, though, he will soon be curried flavor. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1677 Are you sure he really understood that whole '...keep your enemies closer' concept? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1678 You want to tweet him? 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1679 There's just no respect for traditional imprinting anymore. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1680 I thought his bird call sounded too good to be true. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1681 That bird's desire to branch out may ultimately backfire on him. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1682 I didn't think he'd take "know thine enemy" literally. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1683 He says they'll have to pry it from his cold, dead claws. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1684 Uncle Tom. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1685 He's always been a right winger 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1686 Probably stinks at golf ? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1687 It's a coop d'etat! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1688 That's why they call it a Peep Sight. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1689 Actually it's a new kind of scarecrow. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1690 A bird on the barrel is worth how many in the bush? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1691 No surprise. He tweeted a lot about the seduction of the Dark Side. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1692 I told you Tweety had gone over. 1.3000 0.16384 20 17 0 3
1693 Somebody told him to use birdshot 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1694 Two in the bush; one on the gun...however it goes. Just point of view. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1695 They both refuse to wear glasses. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1696 I know they say keep your enemies close, but this seems dangerous. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1697 There aren't any NRA supporters on my side of the family.. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1698 He was always a show off. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1699 Relax! He's the cover-boy for the NRA. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1700 We told him to be all he can be. Next time, we'll be more specific. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1701 That woodpecker is really talented. He carved that life-size hunter out of an old oak tree. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1702 Looks like someone really did give him the bird. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1703 We should also get floor heating 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1704 I feel a lot safer since the Audobon Society installed the early warning system. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1705 Wow, Timothy will do anything for the retweets. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1706 she volunteered to be the decoy! 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1707 I'd be impressed if we were even in season. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1708 I guess he shoots with a Bird's eye view. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1709 I guess a bird on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1710 He must get that show off stuff from your side of the family. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1711 It took a lot of therapy, but she's forgiven her Dad's killer. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1712 Apparently, he read somewhere it's a sin to kill a mockingbird. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1713 Never trust a parrot. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1714 There's double-dog dare, and then there's being a bird brain. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1715 Is this a trick? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1716 We're safe here. Stanley is no stool pigeon. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1717 Why would he attach that to his gun? I'm gonna go in for a closer look. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1718 I blame myself for making him too trusting. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1719 Stop worrying Sue, Barry's safe. We live in an open-carry state. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1720 ... and he keeps his enemies closer. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1721 That's the proverbial trickster 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1722 He's smart in a "keep you friends close and your enemies closer" kind of way. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1723 Well his Myers-Briggs did peg him as arrogant and resistant to criticism. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1724 His Father was a stool pigeon! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1725 They deserve each other. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1726 Parakeets, the Log Cabin Republicans of Birdland. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1727 I would have never done that at his age! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1728 Mom always said that it's better to be two in the bush. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1729 'Don't you wish that turkey season would last forever?' 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1730 Why does Bernie always get to ride shotgun? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1731 I've never trusted him. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1732 I always knew she'd sing like a canary. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1733 He developed the Big Bang Theory. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1734 Kiss up!" "Sycopheasant! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1735 He knows...keep your enemies closer. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1736 I hate the way the songbirds get all cocky during hunting season. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1737 Maybe joining the NRA wouldn't be so bad after all 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1738 Now that's what I call balls 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1739 He didn't get an idea like that from my side of the family. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1740 I'm telling you, Larry's got Stockholm Syndrome. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1741 Easy for him, it's not dove season. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1742 A bird on the barrel saves two in the bush. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1743 Just look at her. She thinks she's worth the same as the both of us put together! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1744 He's feeling confident after that Bernie event. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1745 I Told you he was a mockingbird! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1746 I'm worried about the crowd our son is hanging out with 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1747 Back in my day we were in hands, not on guns. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1748 Well... there's something to be said for keeping your enemies close. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1749 It gives him a bird's eye view. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1750 His next stunt will be to poop on the guy's hats. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1751 Ignorance really is bliss. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1752 If you ask me, the NRA's new campaign is too over the top. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1753 She's been such a show off since she lost the weight. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1754 I hear she's Tweeting for the NRA. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1755 Someone should tell him that "Hunting is for the birds" is a figure of speech." 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1756 What a dodo. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1757 She's an endangered species. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1758 Hang on. Something about that branch is rubbing me the wrong way. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1759 Kids these days think they are invincible. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1760 Worst. Scarecrow. Ever. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1761 That reminds me. What's for dinner? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1762 Somebody needs a hunting lesson. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1763 Don't pull a Bernie unless it's Bernie. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1764 Fenster takes riding shotgun to a new level 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1765 Who said that the 2nd Amendment was for the birds-only? 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1766 He's never been the same since he did that 'Mindfulness' course 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1767 Cool front sight on his gun! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1768 Tweet if you want; I already posted on Instagram. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1769 sid is going to ruin everything sitting on the decoy like that 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1770 All things considered, it's probably the safest place to perch. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1771 Now there is a real moron 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1772 With Uber, you just never know. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1773 I just can't get it through my bird brain that he's smarter than we are. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1774 Now that's foul! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1775 Sure, he's endangered, but he's also a jerk. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1776 See, there really is a death wish. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1777 He's working to change things from the inside. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1778 Yo, Harry! Now we dare you to peck him on the head! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1779 Ernie has always scraped the bottom of the barrel. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1780 Something about that tree looks a little off. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1781 That's one approach to camouflage. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1782 Well at least we have next spring to try again. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1783 You have got to admire his fearlessness, he just doesn't give a tweet. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1784 Poor, nearsighted thing. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1785 I told you he was spending too much time with "Angry Birds." It turned him! 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1786 That decoy wouldn't fool even the lamest bird brain. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1787 Two in the bush, that's my strategy. Always stick with two in the bush. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1788 Looks like the Angry Birds are bringing reinforcements. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1789 Self-radicalized. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1790 The last person she took out hunting was VP Cheney and we know how that turned out. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1791 That yellow-bellied sapsucker! 1.2857 0.15649 21 18 0 3
1792 I tried to tell him, statues don't walk through the forrest. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1793 He was so hopeful before the war. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1794 My money's on the bird. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1795 He's always going out on a limb. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1796 Junior can only find seasonal employment. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1797 Will you look at that! I guess there is hope for Congress. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1798 "It's his service bird".7 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1799 Guess he missed the whole "bird in the hand" memo. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1800 She's either a fool or a genius. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1801 He has always been a bird of a different feather. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1802 I'm torn between proud and terrified right now. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1803 Birdbrained, I get it now. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1804 Henry always was a show off! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1805 His father taught him, "Keep your friend close and your enemies closer." 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1806 Geez, not sure which one of those two is the bigger birdbrain! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1807 There goes Benefinch Arnold again. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1808 Now that's a bird's-eye view. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1809 Location. Location. Location. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1810 Yeah, and she's got a thing for high voltage power lines, too. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1811 Turncoat! 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1812 He's a member of the NRA. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1813 This one's cuckoo. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1814 All clear. No sign of Dick Chaney. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1815 Reminds me......do you remember Elmer Fudd? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1816 I heard it was a shotgun wedding. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1817 It thinks he's Bernie. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1818 See, I told you Larry got dropped on his head as a chick. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1819 Old Herbert isn't much of a shot, but outright mockery is just a step too far. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1820 Bernie Sanders is irresistible! 1.2857 0.15649 21 18 0 3
1821 let's fly- that's a stool pidgeon sitting on that gun 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1822 Looks like the dove's making progress. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1823 Look, the NFL was right to ban this kind of behavior. It's taunting, plain and simple. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1824 Nothing like having good hindsight! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1825 You're right--it IS Bernie Sanders. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1826 Two clear cases of A.D.D. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1827 I hope he's not a stool pigeon. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1828 Should we send him a tweet? 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1829 He's been this way since high school. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1830 Now that's how you live on the edge. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1831 His hazing is now complete. Welcome, Brother Jeff. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1832 I think we're ok. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1833 Neither one of them knows whether he's coming or going. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1834 It's actually a surprisingly safe place to be. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1835 I think you'd need a perching permit. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1836 He'll be fine. Most people think he's too gamey. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1837 Is he shooting us the bird? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1838 Mom always said, 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer'. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1839 I told you not to trust that bird. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1840 As long as he maintains that position, he's safe. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1841 It's the dreaded peep sight. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1842 Her ancestors came from Woodstock, but now she lobbies for the NRA. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1843 It's the new trend in adorable weaponry. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1844 Interesting test case for Darwinian principles, one way or another. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1845 I'm content being one of two in the bush. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1846 That guy better watch out, I saw Dick Cheney here earlier. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1847 That's Felix and Oscar - - they just moved into #4B. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1848 'Bird-brain' doesn't begin to cover it. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1849 I warned her not to peck around the special mushrooms. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
1850 How does that saying go? 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1851 Frank's really over a barrel now. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1852 Perched right on the gun barrel. What a bird brain! 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
1853 Birds of a feather flock together. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1854 What is it about Bernie Sanders? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1855 He's really a loon! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1856 One campaign podium and now they're all brazen fools. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1857 It's been like this ever since he went to that Bernie Sanders rally. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1858 I hear it's loaded with innuendo. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1859 That decoy is really unbelievable. He isn't going to catch a single human today. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1860 Decoy or scout? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1861 Woah! I'm going to tweet about this! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1862 A bird on the barrel is worth two snickering at you in the bush. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1863 I always knew Bob was a traitor. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1864 He may have the right to bear arms but he doesn't look like he's part of a well regulated Militia to me. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1865 He makes one Presidential rally cameo and now thinks he can do anything. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1866 His NRA membership had lapsed. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1867 Play it cool for now. After the revolution we'll execute him as a collaborator. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1868 Gary was always a plucky lark. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1869 I can't argue with the logic - it just doesn't feel like the safest spot. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1870 Obviously bred to be a Pointer and not a Retriever. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1871 I told you he was a stool pigeon. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1872 First it was those weird pink berries, then low-altitude-sunroof-pooping, now this. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1873 Charlie's been like that ever since the Bernie Sanders rally. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1874 We call him 'Finch The Snitch'. 1.2727 0.14977 22 19 0 3
1875 And now, phase two: he flies away with it gripped in his mighty talons! 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1876 My ex joined the NRA. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1877 Looks like Coco's Lasik surgery was a flop. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1878 Not fair. He's using a stool pigeon. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1879 Should we whistle? 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1880 I told you he needed glasses. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1881 I still think we're worth more. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1882 Millennials . . . . 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1883 He adores Elmer Fudd and Tweetie Bird. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1884 He's a vegan. He only shoots falling leaves. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1885 Yes, I do believe it's the extremely rare "Huntus Oblivious!" 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1886 We have to get him out of there. Send him a Tweet. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1887 This is the worst game of chicken I've ever seen. 1.2727 0.14977 22 19 0 3
1888 See I told you our daughter liked the wrong kind of boyfriend 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1889 A bird on the barrel is safer than two in the bush. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1890 Must be Wabbit season. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1891 He's too lazy to find his own food. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1892 He has the cutest Tweets. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1893 When will kids these days understand that they won't be alive to tweet something like that 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1894 Looks like he's got Chirpy over a barrel. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1895 This is why we have inherit the expression "bird brain" 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1896 I think this is the longest Kyle's gone without tweeting. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1897 Sometimes I wonder if young Johnny is a real bird brain. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1898 The bragging rights for riding the barrel are huge. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1899 That was us once--daring young bird brains. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1900 And hellooo, sole custody. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1901 Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think! 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1902 That's why I don't play Truth or Dare. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1903 He always was unflappable. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1904 Bird dog bird 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1905 He really thinks that little guy is worth the two of us? 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1906 Using bird-sight for targeting should be illegal. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1907 Great camouflage! You can hardly even see the guy with the gun. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1908 Well it's not a very creative decoy.. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1909 I can't believe our son turned on us like that 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1910 Tweet, tweet, tweet, TWEET! (translation: 'That's not a tree branch you moron!') 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1911 It's their audacity that puts them on the endangered species list. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1912 See? Ever since he modeled for the Twitter logo he thinks he can do anything. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1913 You know what they say, "A bird on a gun is dumber than two in the bush". 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1914 Traitor!!! 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1915 It's more of a political statement. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1916 That bird is on Bernie's payroll. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1917 Just remember, Cub Scouts was your idea! 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1918 That's not in the hand Chip so we beat you this time 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1919 Yeah, he grew up in a museum 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1920 That's what you call a sitting duck 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1921 I don't call that "in the hand" 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1922 Isn't it your turn to bring Junior for his feeding? 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1923 Show some respect, it's the changing of the bird ceremony! 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1924 You think his life insurance is worth twice as much, too? 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1925 It's Norm. They've turned him. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1926 He's too cheap to buy binoculars. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1927 I wish he'd stop saying "some of my best friends are birds" before he fires. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1928 He's safe as long as he can hang on. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1929 Oh, look! Elmer Fudd with Tweety-Bird. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1930 He has a really high sense of self-worth. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1931 testing the speed of evolution 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1932 In the hand, in the hand! 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1933 That's one strange bird. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1934 That's a strange sight. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1935 He wants a birds eye view of his prey. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1936 For our sake, I'm hoping that a bird on the gun the same as one in the hand. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1937 He's always been one to hang out with the wrong crowd. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1938 If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em I guess. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1939 If you ask me, I think a bird joining the NRA is just fundamentally wrong on so many levels... 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1940 Just because you hunt don't mean you kill. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1941 Don't trust her, she's just his lookout. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1942 Only in Portland... 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1943 Based on his latest tweet, I think it's time we stop following him. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1944 Frank works for the hunting lobby. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1945 I don't know what she sees in him! 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1946 I told you he never turns down a "DARE". 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1947 One in hand is worth two in the bush 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1948 He was far from the brightest egg in the nest. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1949 Looks like the NRA finally got to Saint Francis. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1950 So this is what all those tweets are referring too. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1951 He’s weak at camouflage but surprisingly strong on the Second Amendment. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1952 The early bird gets to live 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1953 Cocky. Isn't he. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1954 I sure hope that counts as 'one in the hand'. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1955 Are we still worth less in this situation? 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1956 You just can't be a birdbrain to come up with that. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1957 He really needs a sibling to play with. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1958 Not to worry he's a politician, talks loud but only shoots blanks. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1959 He doesn't think he needs eye glasses. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1960 Now that's a bird brain!! 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1961 If I was that bird I wouldn't have agreed to a duel. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1962 Classic first amendment scenario. The right to be borne on arms. 1.2727 0.14977 22 19 0 3
1963 He's always been a strong 2nd Amendment supporter. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1964 Milo's really giving the middle feather to that guy 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1965 Talk about whistling through the graveyard... 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1966 I always said he was a "bird brain" 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1967 Sure, it's all fun and games until someone wants blackbird pie. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1968 And to think, his great grandfather was the model for the Woodstock logo. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1969 What a bird brain. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1970 Burt always calls shotgun. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1971 I hope Bambi doesn't fall for this. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1972 Robin wants to be the poster-bird for the 2nd Amendment 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1973 No way he's worth two of us. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1974 Can you tell which of them is being taken for a ride? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1975 I can't begin to guess who's going to get the bigger surprise. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1976 Oh, that Abilgail. Always a barrel of laughs. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1977 He's always calling...'Shotgun!!!!' 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1978 Jumping the shark is so last week. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1979 That's no squab -- that's a scab. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1980 These city birds understand nothing about gun control. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1981 Ah, dramatic irony. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1982 She would be better off in the pear tree. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1983 Leopold is quiet on the details of their arrangement. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1984 Let me guess ... It's his first time as a Lookout. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1985 Hey! Steal his hat. I dare ya, steal his hat. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1986 She makes a bit too much of living on the edge. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1987 They don't talk to each other anymore, but they're still together. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1988 They've declared a truce in honor of Earth day. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1989 She was rescued from a coal mine. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1990 I told you we never should have named him Aaron Bird. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1991 What do you bet their kind are headed for extinction? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1992 If you tweet nice things, even the NRA can be your friend. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1993 She thinks she's so great! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1994 Now I have seen everything, a rifle with a built in decoy. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1995 Guess he never heard of the "Big Bang" theory. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1996 Let's just pretend she went to college. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1997 You had to argue with him again, didn't you. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1998 Now there's a nimrod! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1999 Audubon...NRA...tomato...tomahto. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2000 Elmer Fudd back at it! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2001 I think Tweety should rethink his view on the Second Amendment! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2002 You just want her to be real. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2003 Kids today... they're so in-your-face! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2004 Should we tell Johnny or do we tweet about it? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2005 She's had that armed security service ever since the scary hawk threat. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2006 I can't decide which one is more clueless. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2007 I wish we had the guts to flip him the bird. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2008 Did you know some people don't believe in Darwin? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2009 He couldn't afford a gun dog. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2010 I take it back - lil Pete is no chicken after all. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2011 I'd say he's whistling past the graveyard, but it's probably not a good idea to whistle just now. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2012 Really, talk about cheeky tweeting. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2013 "Out of sight ...out of mind" that's what I always say... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2014 This gives a whole new meaning to gun control. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2015 Whose the show off riding shotgun 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2016 I guess two in the bush is worth something after all. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2017 I'll bet he's singing like a canary. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2018 I heard he was scouting for the other side.... 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2019 Talk about a bird brain. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2020 Meanwhile, somewhere in Canada.... 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2021 She always was a bird brain. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2022 He must have balls the size of peanuts. 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
2023 Now that's what you call a real jailbird snitch! 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
2024 I double-dog dared him. 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
2025 Thrillseeker! 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
2026 I can't wait to *tweet* this! 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2027 It's her new consulting gig. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2028 What a cocky little cunt. 1.2609 0.14360 23 20 0 3
2029 It's called Stockholm Syndrome. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2030 I guess that punk's feeling lucky today. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2031 When he said "you'll have to pry it from my cold dead talons," it was pretty clear he favored the right wing. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2032 Hiding in plain sight! 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2033 She's telling us old George forgot his glasses again. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2034 Look at her up there so proud. I wish he will just shoot her. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2035 Shall we join him? It's the only safe perch. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2036 Our ride's here. Dibs on shotgun. 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
2037 Is she hiding, helping or just stupid? 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
2038 Best we not follow that tweet. 1.2609 0.14360 23 20 0 3
2039 Obviously left the nest too soon. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2040 Let's hope this idiot has read Aesop's Fables. 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
2041 Your mother hasn't been herself since you left. Probably just a bad case of empty nest syndrome. 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
2042 These scarecrows are getting more and more realistic 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2043 Some symbiotic relationships just escape me 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2044 better than being a hood ornament 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2045 let's go land on his head 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2046 He said he was going out to have a blast. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2047 I'd tweet him to fly away but I'm over my usage limit. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2048 Lord what fools these mortals be. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2049 Game changer - live location tweets #embedded bird. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2050 Oh lets add that to my birder's notebook ... stool pheasant! 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2051 How many is one on the gun worth? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2052 I've never seen a Piping Turncoat that I liked. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2053 Of course, I might be wrong...but I think hunting with him might be a real blast! 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2054 Elliot said he might go off his meds... but I didn't think he was serious. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2055 Time for a pheasants' revolt. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2056 I think it's a chutzpahtridge. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2057 You keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2058 Safest spot in the woods ! 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2059 Always living on the edge is your brother 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2060 Yeah, he likes to show off a lot, but is he a good provider? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2061 WELL I'LL BE A SON-OF-A-GUN! 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2062 Quite a sight! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2063 Looks like another brokered convention. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2064 He used to work in a coal mine. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2065 Go ahead, scare him! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2066 Hidden in the open usually works. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2067 He's made a deal 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2068 Let's hope he worth two in the bush 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2069 This is what happens when they spend all day in a virtual world. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2070 I would just like to have a little of his hauteur. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2071 Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2072 Those mockingbirds just love to taunt hunters. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2073 He started showing off when he realized he's worth double what we are 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2074 Thats the new whistle blower 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2075 He's auditioning for 'Animal Jackass'. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2076 He literally has a birds eye view. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2077 We could do that too, if we weren’t yellow-bellied. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2078 'Bluebird of Happiness;' and he'll never find it! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2079 Northern mockingbird. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2080 What's the old saying? A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2081 C'mon - you think a bird on a rifle is really worth more than two in the bush? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2082 Those two cannot agree on anything 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2083 She always ends up with the bad boys. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2084 Looks like you owe somebody a whole lot a bird seed, my friend 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2085 "Neither of them know what they are doing"! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2086 They say the best defense is a good offense. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2087 He may be early but he'll never see the worm. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2088 Like they say, "A bird on the barrel is worth two on a branch.' 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2089 I think they are called Coal Mine Canaries. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2090 Shotgun! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2091 There goes Benedict Sparrow. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2092 In 3, 2, 1... 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2093 Poor Carl has really lost it ever since his tail got shot off. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2094 What a brown beak. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2095 Little Jackson is convinced he can change the entire hunting paradigm. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2096 This is why 'birdbrain' gets a bad rap. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2097 What's that saying again? A bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush laughing hysterically? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2098 She makes it through hunting season year after year. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2099 That one looks like he is a few bullets shy of a full load. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2100 It's cheaper than Uber. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2101 I completely get it. Flying isn't as much fun as it used to be. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2102 I told him "youth is wasted on the gun" 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2103 He's Twiddle Dumb. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2104 I am so proud of our son. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2105 What's his game? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2106 It really makes you rethink the natural order of things, doesn't it? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2107 Just look at Freddie. He's hired a guide to find him a mate. What a creep. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2108 I dared him to do it. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2109 You should have breastfed that boy. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2110 That's our boy off to the front 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2111 Let's face it. Junior just isn't that bright. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2112 She's showing her support for the second amendment. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2113 A bird on a barrel's worth two in the bush. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2114 Ted's our best intelligence guy; tweets from behind enemy lines. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2115 Statistics be damned, personally I wouldn't perch there. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2116 I hope he knows what happens to stool pigeons. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2117 He's practicing gun control. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2118 So that's what they mean by 'carrying a cocked gun' 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2119 So much for your NRA speech 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2120 Stockholm Syndrome has come home to roost. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2121 should we tell him that is not a branch? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2122 Freeloader! 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2123 You can always spot a rabbit hunter. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2124 My boy hasn't outgrown his high-risk behavior. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2125 Once you get past the morbidness of it all, the story of their friendship really is kind of adorable. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2126 Trying too hard to fit in, don't you think? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2127 Now there’s a sight you don’t see too often. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2128 Talk about flying under the radar. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2129 Call me a loon, but I'll sure be glad when dog season is over. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2130 Don't worry that's Cheney, he only shoots ranchers. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2131 Got me for a moment - he almost looks real! 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2132 Is 1 on the gun better than 2 in the bush? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2133 I told you the new stealth technology works. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2134 Life is to short to live without the trill. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2135 He says he's exercising his Second Amendment rights. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2136 The OkCupid algorithm is getting weirder. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2137 Speaking of a shotgun marriage. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2138 In a strange way doesn't it remind you of Woodstock? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2139 I think we should let Petey know the guy's not a worm hunter. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2140 So what exactly are they teaching at bird school these days? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2141 Hal lives by 'love thy enemies.' Seems risky to me. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2142 Our child's selfie-obsession has gone too far. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2143 I call foul play. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2144 Our son is clearly under the misconception that hiding in plain sight is the safer way to go. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2145 Well, not exactly a barrel of laughs. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2146 He was triple-dog-dared. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2147 I warned you not to teach that child to be so trusting. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2148 I always knew Vinny was a rat. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2149 He tweets after every shot. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2150 Do you think that's crazy or for the birds? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2151 It's a drone. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2152 I always say, a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2153 Hurry! Get the camera and take a shot. Then we post on Twitter. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2154 A bird between my sights is worth two in the bush. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2155 The mockingbirds got nothin' on old Fred. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2156 He's a stool pigeon for the gun lobby. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2157 Oh that kid of yours, thinks he is a son-of-a-gun 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2158 See how Fred has him over a barrel? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2159 So how much do you think Jimmy is getting paid to be a Spotter? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2160 You don't think he'll jump the gun in his first flying lesson, right? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2161 You're right, it is weirdly symbiotic. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2162 no, the mustache is real 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2163 You know what they say about the adolescent brain. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2164 Showboating again. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2165 He's a bird, but he identifies as a bird-dog. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2166 That is not our son, look at the dull plumage. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2167 That kid of yours is living dangerously. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2168 I don't know about you, but that seems worth a lot more than 'two in the bush' to me! 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2169 Don't worry, it's a Canadian hunter. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2170 I bet him he wouldn't do it and now I have to pay up. It seems he's got me over a barrel." 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2171 That fake Hunter cut out doesn't even fool junior. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2172 Now that we're behind enemy lines, we can win this. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2173 I'd rather be two birds in a bush. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2174 Looks like clickbait to me... 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2175 I can't believe Steve went through with the dare 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2176 You have to admire his chutzpah. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2177 Just think. They call that the thrill of the hunt. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2178 5 more seconds and we lose the bet; quick, squawk at him! 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2179 See? The open-carry ones are clueless. It's the ones who try to conceal their shotguns in their pants legs that you have to watch out for. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2180 He said he'll blow it up on Twitter. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2181 Seems that camo pattern works better than we thought. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2182 Great, now we'll get a thousand tweets telling us what an idiot he is. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2183 I think we need to send him away to boarding school. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2184 Last week he started meditating. This week he is the reincarnation of Charlton Heston. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2185 If they both had half a brain they'd be twice as dangerous. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2186 Not just a nuthatch – a gun nuthatch. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2187 The way he shoots it is the safest place to be 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2188 Look at him. Beak in the air. He thinks he is worth both of us put together. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2189 Do you think he's hunting wabbits too? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2190 Quisling. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2191 Her tweets could kill. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2192 I never pictured Frank as a stool pigeon. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2193 Like I've said...stay close to your enemies. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2194 Which one is the bigger birdbrain? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2195 She must be one of those peacenik doves. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2196 " It could be a decoy"! 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2197 Trust me, we're better off as two in the bush than a finch on a barrel. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2198 He's a chutzparrot. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2199 Was that the signal, or was that just regular whistling? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2200 Tweetlee Dee Tweetlee Dum 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2201 He's always showing off. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2202 He's treading a very slippery slope. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2203 Actually they're both assholes. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2204 That's your doing, Mary -- the way he's always looking back. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2205 I think he's too paralyzed to move. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2206 Junior has a bird brain. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2207 Perkins! A theory. Is a bird on a barrel worth two in the bush? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2208 Now that's what I call a well-regulated militia. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2209 His birth nest is at NRA headquarters. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2210 After the bird dog, I suppose the dog bird was inevitable. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2211 Looks scarier than basejumping. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2212 Total frat move but I'm impressed! 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2213 Impossible to not shoot birdie on this course. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2214 Unfortunately, she's pledged to stick with him until after the first bullet. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2215 Summertime,and the livin' is easy 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2216 It's too bad, he's got her over a barrel. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2217 Careful...it might be a decoy. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2218 Tell Henry to tweet us when he points his gun. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2219 Awkbird! 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2220 He was always a risk-taker. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2221 They have a symbiotic relationship. He doesn't shoot the bird, and the bird doesn't crap on his cap. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2222 Well, a bird on the handgun is worth two in the bush. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2223 He has suicidal thoughts. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2224 I never expected Jackson to sell himself out like that. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2225 I guess some guys just wanna become extinct. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2226 I wonder what camouflage he uses 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2227 You know, I say let 'em have a gun or two. Can't get up off the ground to save their lives, and their neck-rotation ability is just plain sad. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2228 Imbedded. But starting to go soft on them. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2229 He's no Dick Cheney, that's for sure 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2230 Look! A red-backed Quisling! 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2231 Getting worms the old fashioned way is still good enough for me. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2232 I call shotgun next. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2233 There goes my nest egg. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2234 And our little Berty's constipation gone in 3...2...1... 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2235 I don't think either knows. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2236 Looks like a Winchester Retweeter 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2237 Looks like he's got a chirp on his shoulder. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2238 Report back to HQ that our "Little Birdie" is in. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2239 As they say " if you can't beat them, join them" 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2240 He probably thinks it's a water gun... 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2241 Clueless. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2242 Well I certainly didn't raise her that way. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2243 Why do women stay in abusive relationships? 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2244 He's taking this Hamilton craze a bit too far. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2245 You know what they say ," A bird on the barrel is worth two on the branch". 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2246 Do you think our son understands the tweets about hunting season we sent him? 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2247 *sigh* . . . you think you know a bird. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2248 They exchanged tweets! 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2249 God, I hate that guy! 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2250 His vision is better. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2251 Kids today! 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2252 He's trying the Looney Tunes approach to not getting shot. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2253 Our editor wants another Trump caption. Any thoughts? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2254 OK, stop me if you have heard this one before. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2255 Nope, that's a Nark. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2256 No worries. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2257 He's Chinese, so he's reenacting Tiananmen square. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2258 I hear he's worth both of us. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2259 . . . and I always thought the Quisling Quail was just a myth, like the Loch Ness monster. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2260 So all he wanted was three night crawlers and some mealworms? 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2261 Supposedly they have an agreed safe word 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2262 That's not exactly what I meant when I said to him: 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.' 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2263 And they laugh at us for having bird brains... 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2264 He'd always rather ride shotgun than fly. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2265 Yep, Fred found the safest place. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2266 The youngsters just can't do camouflage. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2267 He won't rest until he finds her killer. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2268 It's okay, he has Obamacare... 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2269 I know the hand, and the bush, but what's the sight worth? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2270 I don't know how this duel is going to end 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2271 It's nice to see him take a strong stance on gun issues. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2272 Keep your friends close and... 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2273 Well, if a mosquito can bite a bat. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2274 I hate it when he pulls that Francis of Assisi crap. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2275 That's true. But, they do have opposable thumbs. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2276 He'd be better off ,with two in the bush. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2277 Pretty tricky gun sight! 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2278 How many times are we going to have to go over proper decoy placement technique? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2279 So what's a *gun* in the hand worth? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2280 new gun control regulations 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2281 A total traitor. He hangs out with cats too, so I hear. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2282 She's just joined the NRA. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2283 She forgot her selfie stick again. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2284 He gets the bird brain from his father 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2285 You know, he's lasted this long, maybe he's onto something. Shall we? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2286 I thought u said he called Uber? No, I said Goober. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2287 I didn't believe it either...being paid just to tweet all day. Let's stay here and see how many followers they have! 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2288 Must be on his bucket list. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2289 You wanna tell him, or shall I. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2290 Look at tweety-bird having a barrel of fun while we quail. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2291 Rebel Rebel 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2292 I mean I knew he was depressed, but geez! 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2293 I think we need to have a talk with him. I don't like this new friend he's hanging out with. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2294 How many do you think he's worth? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2295 Remember being a scout? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2296 See that? Classic example of Stockholm Syndrome. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2297 He's twice the bird we are. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2298 is that a tweet or a retreat? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2299 Be careful . . . . I think he's using birdshot. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2300 They're symbiotic. One hunts while the other rides shotgun. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2301 It's actually ingenious if you think about it 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2302 Now there's a Dodo for you. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2303 Looks like somebody's found a free ride to the next Bernie Sanders rally. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2304 A bird on the barrel is better than two in the bush. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2305 And they say that humans are the most intelligent species. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2306 What do you think she'll use for the nest -- the hat or the mustache? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2307 Another blind hunter again, I see. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2308 He's just an absent-minded patent examiner mumbling about God not playing dice with the universe. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2309 Do the Newton's know their son has developed an unhealthy fondness for gun Metal. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2310 Let's hope the bird on on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2311 'That's a new way to ride shotgun." 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2312 those two sure do have a strange relationship 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2313 Like that's gonna get us to do a fly by... 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2314 It's only minimum wage, but it keeps him on his toes. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2315 Bad spot for a nest. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2316 I don't care if it is 'Be Kind to Animals Week'. Something tells me not to trust him. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2317 It's not exactly in his hand but, apparently, he's worth two of us here in the bush 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2318 Ralph says he'll peck the guy's eyes out, but I think he just wants a free ride. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2319 There goes Bob, always tweeting about his 2nd amendment rights. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2320 Shotgun wedding? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2321 Looks like we lost another to the NR A. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2322 If that's not a sign it's time for an eye exam... 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2323 Very good, but for my 'Truth or Dare' task, I'm going to have to flip him my middle claw. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2324 does it really shoot seeds? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2325 It's the latest wrinkle on eco-tourism. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2326 He finally found a way to be "Top Gun". 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2327 Tweet the birdbrain that's no selfie stick. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2328 Now, how's that for ridin' a shotgun, eh ? or That's what I call ridin' a shotgun 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2329 Don't worry! He's on top of it. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2330 I am pretty sure it's meant to be one in the hand? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2331 She was inspired by that guy in Tiananmem Square. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2332 Et tu, Tweety? 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2333 I was leery of hiring Robin as our courier, but I never dreamed he'd become a stool pigeon. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2334 That Wacko-Bird won't quit squawking about the Second Amendment. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2335 a bird on the gun is worth more then 2 in the bush. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2336 Well, it does put - for the moment - a nicer twist on giving someone the bird. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2337 Did you know that a bird on a gun is worth two in the bush? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2338 City birds are such show-offs. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2339 Now that's what I call branching out and taking a risk. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2340 .....I heard he even perched on a podium at a political rally once. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2341 That bird is coo coo! 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2342 Treason is never out of season. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2343 He's auditioning for the National Rifle Association mascot position. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2344 My money is on Aaron Burr(d) 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2345 Now that's a safe perch. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2346 It's the perfect definition of 'birdbrain' 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2347 You can get away with that if you're a sparrow. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2348 Season 5, Season 6--what difference does it make when the plot never changes? 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2349 Smart move! The hunter can't shoot him. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2350 If he holds his position he isn't in danger of being shot. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2351 What does he think we are, Dodos? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2352 I think that's what's meant by 'Taking the cat bird seat.' 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2353 Keep your eye on little Albert. He's a smart one. Sits on the rifle barrel and can't get shot. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2354 He's flown over to the dark side. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2355 Apartment hunting season's here already? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2356 Looks like L'il Chirp has turned narc! 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2357 She's so arrogant. I heard her say she's worth the two of us here in the bushes. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2358 That's not how we raised him 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2359 Their forbidden love will not last. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2360 Snitch 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2361 At first I thought it was a Stool Pigeon. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2362 Welcome to Obama's America. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2363 Boys are so difficult to raise. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2364 That young pheasant is as crazy as a loon! 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2365 He likes to see the sights. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2366 What's the worst that could happen if we said hi? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2367 It's the bluebird of political incorrectness. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2368 You can tell, he is not one of us. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2369 He's never distracted by a tweet. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2370 What's the spot exchange rate for birds-in-bush to birds-with-a-death-wish? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2371 Should we call him a traitor or a whistle blower? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2372 We're safe - a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2373 Woodstock, honey, you were so much cuter on that guitar back in '69. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2374 He's s about the size of that guy's brain. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2375 some people never stop hunting for retweets 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2376 I'm glad Junior has found a safe place to hide. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2377 Worst use of a decoy ever. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2378 You go girl! 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2379 I told that sucker he'd be worth more over there than with us 2 in the bush. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2380 He certainly isn't helping to continue our species population. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2381 ``There's no precedent. It's downright visionary.'' 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2382 Tell headquarters, I think we're safe! 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2383 Should we be concerned or entertained that he's giving us the bird? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2384 He went vegan years ago, but he hasn't told his wife. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2385 Should we tell him his grandfather really didn't perch on a pirate's shoulder? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2386 I hope he doesn't assume there is a light at the end of the tunnel. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2387 I guess it's his swan song. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2388 I'd say that's taking the expression "keeping your enemies closer" a little too far. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2389 Fortunately, a bird with the gun is worth two in the bush! 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2390 Hasn't he learned from Bambi? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2391 They negotiated a temporary cessation of hostility. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2392 I'll be dammed, Hank and Artie's counselling sessions are finally paying off. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2393 Not effective camo. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2394 That boy ain't right... 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2395 Sometime in life it's who you know that counts. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2396 Next winter we're going somewhere less divisive. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2397 Working for the enemy, I see. Ain't many jobs for the young'uns since they closed the coal mines. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2398 He always wanted to be a hawk. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2399 Relax, dear. It's just another graduate from the Plaxico Burress Gun Safety School. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2400 You gotta give her credit...denial suites her 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2401 She'll do almost anything to get someone to listen. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2402 Blind Bill's newly cleaned gun 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2403 That is one bird in the hand that is absolutely not worth two in the bush!!!! 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2404 That guy again--always walking the fine line on gun control. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2405 Peep sight! 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2406 Ah, the innocence of youth. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2407 That Rooster kid is so cocky. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2408 What's a bird on the gun worth? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2409 Let's not judge him for going for Trump; we went for Bush. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2410 I don't mind his species fluidity. What disturbs me is his support of the NRA. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2411 That's Flip, the bird 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2412 the decoys get dummer every year. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2413 OK, Eddie will tweet three times - then we rush in and peck the guy's eyes out. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2414 Boy....that Todd was never one to be gun shy. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2415 The kid is hitchhiking again. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2416 It's a plastic bird for NRA propaganda. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2417 ...got chutzpah? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2418 Who is the bird brain now? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2419 Cuckoo. NRA member. Take flight, girlfriend. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2420 A fowl traitorous act indeed! 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2421 Well, honey, you raise 'em the best you can, but sooner or later they have to make their own decisions. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2422 He's either a decoy or he's stupid. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2423 Thats why I stopped following her tweets. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2424 It's something to tweet about. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2425 I heard he's worth as much as both of us 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2426 He gives new meaning to driving shotgun. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2427 That's gotta be worth at least three. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2428 I told you he couldn't turn down a dare. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2429 Do we really need empirical evidence that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2430 It's a decoy, I can tell by the whistle! 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2431 I thought you said he was a stool pigeon. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2432 Do you think we should call that idiot songbird over here? 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2433 I never figured Ted would turn out to be the stoolpigeon. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2434 Using decoys maybe unethical but it evens out when he tries to aim that thing. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2435 You think canary would rat us out? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2436 Guess someone is practicing to be a decoy again. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2437 From the pear tree to the dark side in one swoop... 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2438 Well if smoking doesn't kill him, this probably will... 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2439 He clearly needs a refresher on how to use decoys. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2440 Peacenick. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2441 He obviously was the first to call "shotgun." 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2442 And I thought I was a lucky bird when I found the first worm of the day! 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2443 He's gauging the wisdom of flying straight ahead. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2444 Lucky Duck would be an understatement. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2445 Eggs Benedict anyone? 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2446 I wouldn't fancy riding shotgun… 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2447 Hunters are basically so stupid. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2448 First Bernie's podium, now some NRA guy...What does your nephew have against Hillary? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2449 Sweet bird of youth- his endangered species status came thru. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2450 This has gone too far. Stop spiking the birdbath. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2451 Not only that, he gets the worm without even being early! 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2452 I don't know what's wrong with me. There was a time when that would've struck me as funny. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2453 Duck, it's a stool pigeon. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2454 UBER's background checks worry me. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2455 "He once said 'If ya' can't beat 'em, join 'em'". 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2456 Naked is the best disguise. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2457 Our baby unfortunately joined the NRA. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2458 Yes, but so last season. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2459 So typical with her - new week, new hunter. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2460 The bird won't live the day to see Hilary make that gun illegal. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2461 And then he doesn't understand why we call him Benedict Arnold... 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2462 'There goes the Great Cat Hunter.' 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2463 I told you he would sing like a canary. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2464 Stool pigeon 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2465 He's never been clear on the decoy concept. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2466 No, look at the mustache - all of the Ubers are switching to Lyft. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2467 Call it art. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2468 It beats flying,I guess. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2469 He's not so much IN the crosshairs as he IS the crosshairs. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2470 To Kill a Mockingbird is a book, not a suicide suggestion, Tweety! 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2471 I'll tweet and you can retweet. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2472 Two turtle doves and a partridge on a pear shaped man. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2473 I wonder if passenger pigeons have considered riding in cars, or even taking the train? 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2474 "Look Charlie has finally been accepted as a member of the NRA #2 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2475 Our sister is cleaver! She helps the hunter spot game and at the same time she has no more problems with bullies. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2476 Pass the word. We've a stool pigeon. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2477 Newbie. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2478 As is said, "Keep your friends close...." 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2479 Look Chirpy's been flying without his glasses again. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2480 Well, he's got her back. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2481 Looks to me like he is just exercising his right to bird arms... 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2482 He's got guts, but he'll lose them if he stays there! 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2483 I can't believe our own son took a decoy job. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2484 Pff, what a bird-brain. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2485 Better call the suicide hotline. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2486 He's not fooling anyone with that decoy. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2487 His latest tweet was that he's trying to work within the system. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2488 He's the NRA's newest memebr. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2489 I love it when Chuck plays chicken. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2490 Let's hope he can fly in the face of danger. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2491 One on the gun is better than us in the brush. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2492 Hitch hiking can be dangerous. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2493 She's getting another 'Bird's eye view' 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2494 "Do you think ,dear, we should distract the hunter before the kid finds out he's not sitting on a tree branch? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2495 Ralph has turned to the Dark Side! 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2496 Tweeted he joined the NRA. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2497 He really pushes the envelope. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2498 That's Bernie Sanders' P.R. guy. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2499 Yes, I agree- the spitting image of American politics. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2500 A bird on the barrel of a gun is worth a pair of birds in densely branch shrubbery 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2501 Relax. They only shoot each other now. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2502 Guys, I think it's a bird feeder! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2503 It's ok Mildred, he's shooting blanks anyway. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2504 Talk about a bird in the hand! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2505 She’s practicing riding shotgun for when we fly south. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2506 Tweety always wanted the trophy lifestyle. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2507 Next comes the tweets wondering why she's attracted to the wrong type of men. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2508 Do you think he had to join the NRA? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2509 Whatever you do, don't retweet. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2510 Looks like another little grouse for gun control. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2511 Well, there are "bird dogs" so I guess he's a "dog bird." 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2512 I think his plan is about to backfire. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2513 How many birds in the bush are worth a bird on a barrel? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2514 Peter also saw him at a Trump rally. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2515 There's Bird-a-dict Arnold! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2516 He seemed oblivious. Surely a bird on the gun was worth two on a branch. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2517 I'm not sure. I left my binoculars back at the nest. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2518 That's the worst decoy I've ever seen. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2519 Great likeness of Aunt Birdie. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2520 After seeing that dumb decoy pasted to his rifle, I now know what the expression "A Schmuck with ear-laps means!" 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2521 She's exercising her right to sit on whatever stick she chooses. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
2522 Shouldn't they BOTH be pacing...... 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
2523 She's going to the NRA protest. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
2524 She needs to stop falling for the first guy who cocks a finger at her. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
2525 Good thing Robin sends out tweets constantly. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
2526 She's gone to the Dark Side! 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
2527 He just loves messing with them! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
2528 That's that 'brown-noser thrush.' 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
2529 I thought YOU did the stay away from humans training! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
2530 Looks like Junior has a new shtick. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
2531 Now I'm not sure what to believe about Bernie Sanders and guns. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
2532 He thinks he's part of the 1 percent 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
2533 Looks like entrapment to me. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
2534 Well, one in three IS pro-gun. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
2535 Did you start the timer? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
2536 I don't want to get philosophical, but we're only worth half as much as him. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
2537 Now do you believe me dear? He's so not ready to go flying unsupervised... 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
2538 Irony, it's a beautiful thing. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
2539 Stockholm syndrome strikes again! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2540 A seeing eye bird? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2541 Why do you think she likes him? I can't imagine them seeing eye to eye on anything. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2542 To the left! 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
2543 They're both in existential crises 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2544 I didn't know you could get Twitter out here. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2545 That stupid cousin of yours went over to their side. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2546 Rudy always seems to find the most unusual Internet travel sites. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2547 A bird on the gun beats two in the bush. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2548 No telling what some will do for a free ride. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2549 Amazing! What did Bernie Sanders call him? The dove of world peace? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2550 Don't talk. He's trained his parakeet to listen for our calls. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2551 What a show-off. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2552 Smart, too close to shoot. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2553 I can't wait to read his tweet. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2554 hipsters... 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2555 Do you think he thinks that decoy is going to work? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2556 Watch out, he's trying that old "bird in the hand" decoy again. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2557 It's that 'put a bird on it' meme. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2558 You can hang him and lard him with bacon, but he just doesn't roast well. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
2559 Damn starlings. Always showing off. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2560 Ballsy perch, eh? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2561 He said it's his Twitter handle." 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2562 He's pulling a Bernie. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2563 I'll bet you 5 bucks he lasts the season. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2564 your kid has learned to fly, Muzzle Tov ! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2565 That poor bird doesn't know a perch from a birch! 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2566 He knows that's not a branch, right? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2567 I feel so betrayed! Leonard promised me the NRA membership application I found was just fodder for our nest. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2568 We should teach him the meaning of a bird's eye view. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2569 They met at a Trump rally. She's always making choices against her own self-interest. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2570 He better hide.............someone else may shoot both of them! 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2571 Well, looks like Hank has become the sell-out I always knew he was... 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2572 Never trust double agents. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2573 What on earth do you suppose she sees in him? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2574 He told me he was inspired by the Tiananmen Square protester. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2575 Looks like he is enjoying the sites. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2576 I guess that is the safest place to take a break. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2577 How's that for dramatic irony? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2578 That's the old 'bird on the barrel' ploy. We're supposed to think he's bird friendly. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2579 Do you think the bird's-eye view is better? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2580 See, it's a cardinal sin. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
2581 He's got the fool going for 2 in the bush. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2582 It's what the kids do Doris its a new thing they put a Bern on it 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2583 we need to fly after two tweets and a squawk 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2584 So which one's the dumber animal? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2585 She's a spy. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2586 I still think military school was a bad idea 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2587 He really traded his hunting dog in for that? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2588 Camouflage. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2589 No, we don't always have to flock together. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2590 He hasn't been the same since Tiananmen Square. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2591 There is the traitor! 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2592 Lemme know when you spot the two that bullied you. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2593 Yup. Two in the bush. Definitely. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2594 His eye is not upon the sparrow. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2595 I told you he's a bad shooter. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2596 Glad to see he's putting all that unpheasantness behind him. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2597 Maybe he's hunting wabbits. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2598 As you said before, not every kernel pops. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2599 Apparently, she's a daughter of a gun. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2600 I guess the early bird gets the buck 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2601 I don't think all is Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah satisfactual... 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2602 Ever since we were kids, he's always been first to call shotgun. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2603 I guess that's why it's called a 'murder' of crows... 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2604 "Give us a TWEET when you get there. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2605 I hear he's got his own bird bath. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2606 See that Judith? They call that the 1% 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2607 That's the latest Tweet from the NRA 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2608 A pilot bird. They never go extinct. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2609 Larry likes to live on the edge. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2610 He just has no foresight! 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2611 But he's not in hand, so how could we be... 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2612 They're replacing us with younger birds who don't know sh*t from shinola. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2613 Jeez. And I thought Fudd didn't have a clue. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2614 So, it is true. The NRA is for the birds. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2615 Clueless fearless youth. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2616 They shoot horses, don't they? 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2617 No, it's a bird in the HAND is worth two in the bush. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2618 It's better than his hand or the bush. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2619 That bird just tweeted "Guns don't hurt you". 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2620 Do you think our scout may have made a deal with the enemy? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2621 What a cuckoo! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2622 Do you think that's what they mean when they say, " Keep your friends close, and your enemy closer." ? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2623 He was a bird dog in a former life. 1.2000 0.13765 20 18 0 2
2624 Look at those pair of tits, Gerald. 1.2000 0.13765 20 18 0 2
2625 Doesn't surprise me. He's a strict Constitutionalist. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2626 It looks unsafe until you take into account the fact that he has no depth perception whatsoever. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2627 "Time to re-tweet". 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2628 I still say dam that 2nd amendment. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2629 Hold on Bob... Who's on which team now? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2630 "Who would have guessed that Bob would go over to the dark side"? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2631 Well that's one way to "flip him the bird." 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2632 That's not the kind of shoot we taught her to sit on. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2633 He is getting too smart for his own good , that boy of yours ! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2634 You know what they say: a bird on a gun is worth two in the bush. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2635 I always suspected that Sparrow boy was hanging with the wrong crowd--there's the smoking gun! 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2636 Duck, duck, goose. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2637 I'm going to twitter about it. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2638 I guess a bird on the rifle beats two in the bush! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2639 Shush, that's the new bird-drone decoy. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2640 He's the "little bird that told him". 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2641 There goes Merv, proving there's no magic bullet for stupidity. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2642 It's a trap! 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2643 We really have raised him to be bold, but this seems quite heedless 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2644 We should be getting a tweet soon. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2645 I told you that there was a spy in our midst. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2646 I like her style. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2647 He always was a risk-taker. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2648 It's like Moby-Dick was stuck to the bottom of the Pequod. 1.2000 0.13765 20 18 0 2
2649 He learned that trick by watching Looney Toons. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2650 For such a pretty little thing, she sure knows how to rub it in. 1.2000 0.13765 20 18 0 2
2651 See, I told you that dog wasn't gonna last if he kept laughing at him. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2652 Next up is Trevor, attempting the reverse piggy-back, otherwise known as "Look behind you, stupid". 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2653 My compliments. He's your most lifelike decoy yet. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2654 I heard he turned, and become a scout. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2655 I can't wait until we're out of season. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2656 Either he's one of those trained 'rear guard' service birds or he can't stand looking at that stupid hat." 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2657 Looks like Cindy has broken the glass ceiling at retriever school! 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2658 Whar hubris even for a stool pigeon! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2659 Well, he is a purebred stool pigeon. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2660 As all wrens, he likes to brag. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2661 Larry always did like living on the edge. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2662 She'll do anything to get out of the nest and have fun and games with a guy she hasn't even met! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2663 She was anti NRA until he told her it meant No Robins Allowed. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2664 You know, Chirpee always has Elmer's back. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2665 He's a strong believer in the right to arm birds. 1.2000 0.13765 20 18 0 2
2666 He's trying to see who has been shooting at us. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2667 At least he didn't get into marijuana. 1.2000 0.13765 20 18 0 2
2668 I think she's drunk. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2669 ''Well a bird in hand ...is worth us."marshek3 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2670 We don't need to be quiet - he's hunting wabbits. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2671 Clearly a textbook example of a symbiotic relationship 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2672 That's one ballsy bird. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2673 He was triple-dog dared, so yeah... 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2674 His Twitter feed isn't nearly as interesting as you'd think it would be. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2675 Quid pro quo? 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2676 I have decided to take a different approach. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2677 One's cuckoo and the other's a bird brain 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2678 Call me a dove, but the new background check law looks to be toothless. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2679 He's a big supporter of gun control. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2680 I heard he donated a great deal of birdseed to her foundation. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2681 It's his way of 'flipping the bird.' He calls it the gun barrel boogie. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2682 Looks like our son, Dan Quail, is standing firm. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2683 She's waiting for him to reply to her tweet 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2684 Do you think he really doesn't know the difference between bird shot and bird seed? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2685 Our kid is bird-brained 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2686 ...No , it's still too close for comfort . 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2687 You guys take the bush. I'll take the barrel. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2688 Wow. Ted was not lying when he said the hunter's eyesight was bad... 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2689 Look whose singing praises about the 2nd amendment. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2690 Ignorance is bliss, so let's keep quiet. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2691 Have gun will travel. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2692 I taught him to stay very close to his enemies. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2693 What a traitor. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2694 Send him another tweet. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2695 I can't tell if she's trying to be edgy, or is she edgy? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2696 Let's see how many of us they say HE'S worth. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2697 He may be crazy, but I tell you, embedded journalists get all the chicks. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2698 This is going south real quick. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2699 The game’s out there, and it’s play or get played. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2700 Touch the butt! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2701 I don't trust his Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2702 That must be Bernie Sanders' bird. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2703 He claims to be a bird-watcher. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2704 At least that way he won't get shot accidentally 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2705 Ever since Henderson joined the NRA, he's just been impossible. 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
2706 Watch him spin like a top when Harry does duck quack imitation ! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2707 He's got to learn to fly some day. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2708 That bluebird of happiness is working overtime. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2709 What a sight. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2710 I tried to tell him but he insisted he knew the meaning of shotgun. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2711 Look, he's a teenager. All teenagers are birdbrains. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2712 They call it a "poop site". 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2713 Check out that hot chick !! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2714 Looks like he's gone over to the dark side. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2715 I didn't know Stacy was pro second amendment did you? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2716 His wife left because he was shooting blanks 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2717 Ever since that Sanders thing, he keeps asking, 'Have Marty Scorsese's people called today?' 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2718 It's true! Tweety is pro-gun after all! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2719 He's definitely not worth more than us. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2720 I guess he got tired of tree branches. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2721 I always thought Ed was a bird brain. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2722 Ahem! I believe it was your idea to adopt............ 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
2723 He's been out there all day and still hasn't spotted him. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2724 He's finally chosen a decoy that complements his ensemble. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2725 Lazy bird, he'll do anything for a free ride. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2726 I’ve told him to stop reading Chairman Mao’s slogans so literally. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2727 He's like a ninja! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2728 Elmer Fudsy. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2729 I think he's tweeting. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2730 That is either the bravest bird or the dumbest decoy I've ever seen. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2731 Not a sight and not a decoy. We got a hiker here. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2732 That only works here in Arkansas. 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
2733 At least he's without a stone 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2734 Does he think we're dodo birds?! What a stupid decoy! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2735 It's called "Narcisistic Personality Disorder". There's really nothing we could have done. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2736 That dove is going to ruin our image. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2737 A decoy? He must think we're bird brains. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2738 She's there for comic relief. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2739 Bernie's stand on gun control contains many contradictions. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2740 You think we should tell him?" "Naw, I get his nest in the will 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2741 I'm sure it'll blow up in my face, but I'm gonna ask her out 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2742 Talk about your luck of the draw. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2743 Former photographer. Don't be fooled when asked to watch the birdy. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2744 Either this is an idiom or he's an idiot. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2745 Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. He's about to snap one off right on the barrel. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2746 Great view, sure, but it's a dangerous place to raise a family. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2747 I hope the hunter is far sighted... 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2748 I guess he's a brown-tufted Quisling. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2749 Clearly no flocking together with that one! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2750 Don't believe it. He's a decoy. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2751 Definitely, he's feelin' the Bern. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2752 He's an Angry Bird. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2753 It's a good job...Miriam has his back 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2754 'He lived dangerously when we were together too!' 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2755 He sold us out for some grains and seeds. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2756 He was let go as canary in a mineshaft. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2757 A new low in decoys, I'd say. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2758 Our little one is a real humanbrain 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2759 Carol's youngest son joined a radical bird-spy organization. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2760 I hear the pension plan was too good to refuse 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2761 I still win unless he craps on his head. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2762 Well, he did call it first. 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
2763 I've heard you can take the forrest out of the fool, but ... 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2764 I told you we taught him to fly a little too early... 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2765 I hope his eggs are served Benedict. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2766 Facebook & Instagram sure, but I don't think we should Tweet. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2767 That's Wally, always pushing the envelope. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2768 I can't wait to hear his tweets on this adventure. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2769 Want to fly over and see if it's a decoy? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2770 Tch... another adrenaline junky. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2771 It's the Big Bang Theory with Twitter. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2772 That's Tweety. Always living life close to the edge... 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2773 She heard about 'Hispanics for Trump' and wanted to give the concept a try. 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
2774 How did we raise such a suck-up? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2775 I'm not sure, but apparently he has some inherent knowledge of "wabbits." 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2776 He's anti-establishment. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2777 Sparrows are such opportunists 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2778 Nah, we're safe. He already has a down jacket. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2779 He reminds me of your brother Carl. They say he tasted just like chicken. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2780 If he can hang on, it is the safest spot. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2781 We are safe, a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2782 He just retweeted. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2783 Yes, I see there's an unfamiliar bird trespassing in our territory; and no, I'm not going to do anything about it. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2784 Ralphie should know that riding shotgun is not cool. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2785 That lucky hen 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2786 Ugh. Bernie Bros. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2787 Oh, she's one of those Society Finches don't you know! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2788 Not what I meant when I said, "Make sure you and the hunter don't see each other." 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2789 He said he would never be a cliche. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2790 You gotta admit she'd make an excellent confit. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2791 #Zippidy Doo Da 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2792 Deena, Deena. Always the cheeky peep. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2793 What do you think he's worth? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2794 I shouldn't have called her an Uber. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2795 Eating that poisonous mushroom didn't work out so now he's trying this. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2796 Genius! When he's perched there, he can't be shot! 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
2797 Do you think he'll sing? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2798 Now I see why they say "position's everything in life". 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2799 It's birdie season and I'm hunting birdies, so be vewy, vewy quiet. 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
2800 She's crazy as a loon. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2801 What an ass-kisser! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2802 He wields obliviousness like a saber. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2803 He's not fooling anyone 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2804 I've always been much more of a 'two-in-the-bush' kinda guy. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2805 That bird is in the safest place he could be. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2806 That would be the Nathan Hale of Quail. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2807 He's paying it forward. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2808 It's a living. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2809 Tweety was always a bit nearsighted. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2810 And they said it wouldn't last. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2811 Shhh! it's Bernie and that bird hunting for delegates. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2812 Obamacare has made him fearless 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2813 I heard he's worth as much as both of us combined. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2814 No worries, he's just out wabbit hunting today. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2815 It's either a bad decoy or the dumbest bird I ever saw. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2816 Little Tweetie just loves living on the edge, doesn't he? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2817 Sometimes the safest place to hide is right in front of your enemy. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2818 Ugh. Stoolies! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2819 He carries a gun, but I say, keep your eye on the birdie. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2820 And so it begins.... 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2821 That Phil is one brave bird. No, he's just cuckoo. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2822 Harold has a real set! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2823 He knows there's a bird on the end of his gun right?" "Nah. This guy is so dumb can't even pronounce his R's, he says wabbit. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2824 His tweets are so outrageous his enemies can't resist listening to them. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2825 He knows his enemy a little too well. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2826 That size queen won't ride anything less than a 12-gauge. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2827 I thought it was just a rumor that he became a lobbyist. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2828 If he only knew how silly he looks. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2829 One smart bird. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2830 Kind of puts a new meaning to "Watch the birdie!" 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2831 Something about the statues in this park just doesn't seem right. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2832 He thinks he's a bird dog. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2833 Don't look now but I think we have a traitor." "Gee Carl, that's downright unpheasant. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2834 I told him to lay off the pot suet cakes. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2835 God Bless the Cardinals. This gives new meaning to taking one for the team. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2836 That little tweet is showing off again. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2837 Look...two cocks! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2838 He always has his quarry within his sights. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2839 Forest Chump 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
2840 He notifies next of kin. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2841 Didn't I say that you couldn't trust that little tweet? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2842 I don't know...it looks like a red herring to me. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2843 A Bird on the Barrel Is worth two in the bush", don't you think? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2844 God bless him for being the one in the hand. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2845 This gun is useless; everyone knows that you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2846 I didn't even know Ann Coulter had died. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2847 I told you to get his eyes checked! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2848 Tweet, tweet, #dumbassbird 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2849 Check it out ... Elmer Fudd's about to get fudged. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2850 I think this Bernie thing might be going a little too far. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2851 He's getting an Uber. One way. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2852 I told you this was our lucky day, imagine if that bird was in his hand. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2853 What season is it right now? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2854 Yeah, right, now I'll vote for him. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2855 Hes' dreaming if he thinks we'll fall for " A bird at the end of the Shotgun is worth two in the Bush." 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2856 Who does he think he is? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2857 He's getting a little cocky ever since that Bernie incident. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2858 Just stay there and you can't get shot. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2859 I better tweet. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2860 She's picketing 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2861 Looks like she's crossed over to the dark side. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2862 He's not worth two in the bush yet! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2863 Over a barrel or out on a limb--which one takes more pluck? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2864 Well as George Bernard Shaw said, "Youth is wasted on the young." 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2865 Evel Kneivel has nothing on him. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2866 A bird on the barrel is not worth two birds in the bush. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2867 I told you the dodo wasn't extinct. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2868 Is that your daughter who had the shotgun wedding? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2869 That's a site ! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2870 "He always wanted to be a BIG SHOT 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2871 Rumor has it he negotiated for his life to be a lookout for his blind side. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2872 He never misses with his bird's-eye view. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2873 He must have read Sun Tzu's "Art of War" 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2874 One of these days that's going to come back to bite him! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2875 Steve looks like he's got a birds eye view. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2876 I wonder how much decoys are getting these days. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2877 So that’s the NRA’s new mascot! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2878 Baby Phoebe is so smart. Just three weeks old and already knows how to stay safe." 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2879 Fred is either mounting a protest, creating an ironic image, or just taking a rest. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2880 I think that's called a teacher's pet 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2881 He's actually a double agent. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2882 Not sure he understands the phrase BIRD's EYE VIEW. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2883 Maybe home schooling's not so bad? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2884 Keep your eye on the birdie 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2885 Now ten paces each. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2886 Quisling quail. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2887 Decoy duty. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2888 Shhh ... be quiet,it looks like a stool pigeon to me. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2889 Wait, it's almost over! The Ode to Joy begins with a dissonant chord. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2890 The death of Twitter 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2891 The man still hasn't realized he can't actually whistle. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2892 I think it's a cuckoo. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2893 I've never thought of doing that... 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2894 Rotten stool pigeon. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2895 Larry's just a Second Amendment Twitter troll. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2896 Tweeting that out for sure. #birdbrain #cuckoo. @NewYorker. @NatEnquirer. RT if you agree. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2897 Of which bird brain are you speaking? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2898 Thelma is about to have a close encounter of the unpleasant kind. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
2899 @hunters ananymous - little does he know. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2900 I think guns are for the birds! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2901 I didn't know junior was an NRA supporter. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2902 Holden Caulfield and the Blue Bird of Happiness; how prosaic. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2903 It's not for nothing that I nicknamed him Birdbrain. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2904 Careful, the scout is with him. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2905 He said he had no choice but to find extra work to pay for his Hamilton tickets. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2906 With my parents it was decoys. For us it's tweets. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2907 When I told him to grow a pair of wings, I didn't expect this. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2908 More like two birds with one snitch... 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2909 First the Lion King, and now Elmer Fudd? Man, I just love Broadway live! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2910 Well, you know what they say, you only live once. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2911 Shoot. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2912 I told you Judy was two faced. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2913 And then eventually he'll discover poop on his barrel. Lou's editorial statements are so sublimely symbolic. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2914 That's his dog-bird 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2915 Somebody's clearly compensating... 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2916 See that fake ass male bird on the end of the shotgun...not fooling us... 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2917 Cheryl gets a lot of mileage from looking the other way on the threat of immigrant terrorism. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
2918 The gun lobby will use this for another peaceful use for guns. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
2919 Even if he ends up 'in the hand,' no way is he worth more than you and me. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2920 Hey, isn't he pledging Sigma Nu? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2921 Fraternizing with the enemy? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2922 Bird's eye view- it's the latest in the sharing economy. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2923 Looks like Elmer and Tweety had a little spat this morning 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2924 Its a rifle with a twitter handle. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2925 We never should have told Kiwi about the NRA. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2926 Don't worry, it's just an NRA scarecrow. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
2927 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2928 Wow, two birds and one stoned. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2929 Brunch today will be Eggs Benedict Arnold. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2930 Just like your Aunt Myrtle -- clueless. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2931 I know that he always liked to live dangerously, but don't you think this is just plain flaunting it? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2932 He's such a show-off. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2933 Junior's balance beam training has paid off, dear. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2934 That's carrying "bi-partisan" too far. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2935 We're not safe until it is in his hand. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2936 We have to tell Junior to get another hobby. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2937 Boy, Harold is such a schmuck! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2938 He does know that Donald Duck fans and Donald Trump fans aren't the same, right 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
2939 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe we're one myopic hunter short of the classic Whip Poor Will maneuver. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2940 I can't believe he dropped out of falconry school for this gig. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2941 That reminds me, I need to check my Twitter feed. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2942 Personally I think a bird's eye view is over rated. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2943 I told he was an informant. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
2944 The kid did it, he is in the gang. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2945 Looks like he joined NRA! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2946 Not to worry...it's just a presidential candidate looking for a photo-op 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2947 He said that he would TWEET us if he got any closer. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2948 I'm so over it -- birds don't really make everything cuter. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2949 So, your Jason got his internship with the ATF then? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2950 Completly oblivious. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2951 He thinks he's being daring- that thing's just a decoy 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2952 I suppose there are worse hiding places... 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2953 Can there be any doubt Don Tweety rules this roost? He even wets his beak in the hunters' racket. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2954 Remind me to unfriend her when we get back to the nest. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2955 Sure, that’s gutsy. But I never called him "chicken." I just said he looks like a chicken. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2956 And we wonder why the "birdbrain" label continues to this day. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2957 He must be looking for wabbits. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
2958 I suppose it was inevitable the GOP would get its own Bernie Bird. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2959 Do you think she's limited to 140 characters? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2960 Must be an election year. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2961 He's not stupid -- he knows the guy left his glasses at home. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2962 Ignorant or ironic, I ask you. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2963 Let's hope he's not a stool pigeon, 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2964 He feels that as long as he's on that side of the barrel, he's safe. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2965 Guess that bird on the barrell is worth 2 of us in the bush. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2966 Looks like lazy Larry's hitching a ride to the GOP convention. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2967 OK Mickey, now move up a few inches and do your business in that hole. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2968 I'm glad we're in the bush. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2969 It's a decoy, fool!! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2970 Two pheasants watch with trepidation from the bush while a brazen songbird mocks proverbial fate. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2971 He takes "tweeting" to another level. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2972 Dare devilry is one of his mating ploys... 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2973 Your cousin literally flew the coup 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2974 That fine line between brave and stupid- does it give you grouse pimples? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2975 I knew Dan was voting Republican, but this is ridiculous. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2976 Birds of a feather. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2977 It's called transcendental hunting. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2978 He's such a self-hating Jay. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2979 As the pet of an NRA lobbyist, he kind of has to look the other way sometimes. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2980 Two on a branch is better than one about to lose his head. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2981 He tweeted me that he was going to try this today. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2982 I swear, they get dumber every year. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
2983 You distract him and I'll poop on his hat. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
2984 He says it's the safest place. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2985 I told you LASIK surgery doesn't work. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2986 The infiltration phase seems to be a success. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2987 Definitely not Satisfactual. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2988 I’d say he’s worth maybe one and a half. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2989 A bird on the shotgun is not worth two birds in the bush. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2990 I suppose a bird on the rifle is worth... 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2991 That bird? It's a cuckoo. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2992 Don't mind him. He's insane. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2993 I believe it's a yellow bellied Quisling. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
2994 You didn't tell me your crazy college roommate is in town... He still hasn't grown up 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2995 Somehow... its a symbiotic relationship 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2996 I guess we should tell him rabbit season ended yesterday. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2997 You gotta wake up pretty early in the morning... 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2998 He's fooling no one with that hat! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2999 look at our little boy supporting the NRA and the 2nd Amendment 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
3000 From our perspective two birds in a bush always beats one bird on a rifle 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
3001 The first sign that this neighborhood has gone down hill. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
3002 What's a cute little chick like her doing with a jerk like him? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
3003 Icarus Jr. sure does take after his father. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
3004 Collaborator or stool pigeon? I prefer the play on words. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
3005 It's a organic peep sight. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
3006 Y'know, I hope old Polly finally got that cracker before her time was up. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
3007 It beats going fishing. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
3008 Look! It's a gun barrel warbler. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
3009 Race traitor! 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
3010 Tweedie's on lookout 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
3011 Disgusting what some do for money... 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
3012 A bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
3013 I'm too old for these Mockingbird X-Games. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
3014 It's the art of war my friend. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
3015 I KNEW Bernie Sanders wasn't really a hunter! 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
3016 A little birdie told me he's a pacifist. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
3017 Bravery might be a virtue, but far-sightedness is bliss. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
3018 Snitches get Stitches. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
3019 It warms your heart to see each generation learn to flash a moon. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
3020 He's taking your keep-your-enemies-close advice to an extreme. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
3021 DO YOU THINK HE TWEETED 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
3022 how very Top Gun of him... 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
3023 Didn't you have the talk with Phoenix about stranger danger? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
3024 His special needs status landed him a well compensated position in the no fly zone. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
3025 I think her name is Sacajawea 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
3026 Young and foolish, just like her mother 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
3027 Looks like the little N.R.A. shoulder patch worked. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
3028 She knows the safest place. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3029 They're said to be more agile than Spaniels. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3030 That stool pigeon is singing like a canary! 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3031 SHE LIKES TO WALK ON THE WILD SIDE. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3032 Frank has become a real daredevil ever since he accidentally landed on that podium. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3033 That's the type of guy we can put up with. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3034 We're not in the clear until he moves down to his hand. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3035 I think it's a bird in hand...not "on gun." 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3036 She saw that Falcon 9 rocket and wants to give it a try. Not sure she's figured out the landing... 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3037 Looks like the NRA wants to appear eco-friendly. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3038 Well one flew over the cuckoo's nest, it's just hard to tell which one exactly.... 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3039 Camouflage only takes you so far. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3040 I despise him with every feather of my being. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3041 I think they call it Alzheimer's. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3042 From what I'm hearing, the old man's a superdelegate. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3043 It's a Winchester 16 gauge over and under but the chick is new around here. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3044 Talk about 'stay close to your enemies." 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3045 He says that a no-fly zone is the only way to keep us alive in our homeland. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3046 Where was he when that so called friend of Dick Cheney really needed him? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3047 Well, it's what you call the cat bird seat. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3048 He's not ready to leave the nest 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3049 So, where do you stand on the Second Amendment? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3050 We've been quite safe since the Republicans went Trump. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3051 And we're back, bringing you live coverage of the Avian X Games where the European Greenfinch has just stuck the landing! 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3052 It's not quite, " a bird in the hand" but it's close enough for me. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3053 How will it end? Hopefully, not with a #bang but a #tweet. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3054 I worry so when Jr. plays chicken. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3055 Man, the set of stones in that guy!! 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3056 He told me that he is up to date on his NRA dues 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3057 She's been all that ever since the Bernie Sanders speech. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3058 Naively seeking a pear tree, you suppose? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3059 I'm afraid that Bernie Sanders caper has made him overconfident. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3060 Benedict Audubon! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3061 I still say the economics favor us. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3062 Brainwashed by the NRA. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3063 Peaches has diarrhea. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3064 He's been opposing assault weapons in forests across the country since 1988. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3065 Honey, go get our whole family and all other birds. we will attack him and rescue our child. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3066 who's the fool? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3067 I hear he's getting paid peanuts. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3068 What a show-off. There's a thin line between guts and goofy. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3069 ReTWEET #birdonbarrel. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3070 That Benedict Arnold , he cant fly straight to save his life. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
3071 He's also voting for Cruz... 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3072 Tweet this #irony 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3073 He never could remember that it's spelled Quayle. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3074 Wonder which one's real? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
3075 I sure hope he doesn't kill two birds with one shot! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3076 Don't worry. Today's he 's hunting worms. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3077 Must've been a double-dog dare. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3078 He's got his "six." 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3079 I told him to avoid those discount laser surgery outfits. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3080 Who'd a thought the NRA would invent a moveable toilet? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3081 Amazing the risks the young ones will take for a selfie. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3082 I don't have the heart to tell him it's not Bernie 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3083 I follow her on Twitter, but I don't like her on Facebook. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3084 It's actually pretty safe there. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3085 He came in last in his fantasy league. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3086 What's that long, skinny thing he's perched on? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3087 He is so grounded. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3088 I refuse to believe we evolved from that. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3089 No - he was a pompous jerk way before he joined the NRA. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3090 I don't know about you, but I still miss Johnny Carson. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3091 He said he wanted to be worth as much as the two of us and then he just flew right out there. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3092 'Junior might be getting over confident" 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3093 You can tell by his hat that he's not from Brooklyn. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3094 The legend of Pistol Tweet. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3095 Should we tell him where the Bernie rally is? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3096 The over is 2 minutes. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3097 A finch perched on the barrel of my twelve gauge is worth two doves in the Dogwoods. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3098 I thought we taught her to look the other way. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3099 Hey if you go in the barrel, there's worms! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3100 Don't be fooled, he's faster than Sundance 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3101 We call it 'suicide by hunter.' 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3102 Fred's been a little uppity since he found out that he was worth more than either of us. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3103 Got her 'big shot' going on again. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3104 A bird is known by the company it keeps. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3105 For an extra twenty bucks he said he'd unload on our buddy's head 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3106 What a domestic. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3107 I hope that means a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3108 If you Instagram it, I'll re-Tweet it. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3109 dudes check it out it's like the gun's my dick 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3110 I told her not to play games ! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3111 When did Larry turn into a stool pigeon? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3112 He always was a bit flighty. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3113 We're safe as long as we're two in a bush. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3114 I'm not fond of guns, so I'll sit this one out. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3115 He's more albatross than quail; we're all doomed. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3116 Since coming out his nest egg has grown 200% 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3117 He's an adrenaline junkie. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3118 The smart money says 5-to-3 on the chick. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3119 That guy has a real birds eye view 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3120 Wow! Talk about hiding in plain sight. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3121 If he says he's a bird of fight, I guess we have to believe him. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3122 He's either very smart or very stupid. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3123 Now that's wht I call the catbird seat! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3124 BOSHA won't like this one bit 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3125 This is what I call free entertainment!! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3126 That dumb cluck is a real bird-brain. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3127 Raised by politicians, he ascribes to the belief: "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3128 That's the most insulting decoy I've ever seen. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3129 I never knew Michael Graves designed shotguns. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3130 Nightingale of The Hunter 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3131 Talk about clueless. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3132 I think it was a mistake to take "camouflage" out of the elementary school curriculum. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3133 The lengths that bird'll go to, just to prove she's worth the same as us! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3134 As long as he keeps quiet, hiding in plain sight could work. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3135 Probably one of those young Progressive Birdie Activists 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3136 I'm not so sure the expensive private school was the best choice in the end. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3137 Better take cover, his daily limit is three! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3138 What does he know that we don't know? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3139 I swear / oscine / will sing / for anyone in / proper / hunting attire 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3140 I will bet you five dollars that Charlie he won't make it to the end of the season. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3141 Thankfully, one on the arm is worth two in the bush. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3142 He's a Yellow-Breasted Warner. The idiot with the gun can't hear him, but we can. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3143 Ah, to be young and a dove. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3144 Your brother, Dan, has always had an ironic sense of humor. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3145 Safest place our friend could be!! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3146 ...and we ask yourselves, how in the hell do we keep risking extinction? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3147 Supports gun rights and leaning to Bernie. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3148 That's my boy! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3149 And to think his parents raised him a pacifist. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3150 It's audacious. I'll give him that. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3151 Two in the bush is worth one on the gun 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3152 I wonder how Bugs and Sylvester are getting along 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3153 Careful! He's got a peep sight. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3154 Even kids get it, BIRD LIVES MATTER. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3155 Sparrows are the worst 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3156 you know the old saying? "one bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush" 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3157 You must be new in the neighborhood. Don't worry, it's a statue. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3158 You're the client but, in my opinion, wailing "your time is coming" to the judge is not a winning defense strategy. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3159 I don't think I can express what I'm feeling right now in 140 characters, or less. @bye_bye birdie. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3160 He's from the method acting school next door. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3161 Maybe it's deer season. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3162 He's an awesome failure as a birdwatcher. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3163 He's one of those "right to be shot" birdbrains. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3164 You know, I think it's time to cut our losses with that one. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3165 No, he's not stupid; he's just a little cuckoo. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3166 Cheney's still confused about who he's supposed to shoot 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3167 Whenever that guy goes duck hunting he hires Robin as his spotter. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3168 So sad she changed her colors... 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3169 I keep hearing chirps, but there's no birds. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3170 Well, he had been unemployed for a long time 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3171 No worries today, that peep sight is set waaay too far forward! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3172 Looks like Nobby's gone "Die Hard" again. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3173 I told you there was a pigeon among us... 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3174 I don't understand why he votes against his own interests. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3175 Great decoy - looks just like Hal 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3176 We taught her well about turning an enemy into a friend. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3177 Nope, decoy. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3178 If he knows his proverbs, we should be safe. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3179 Duck or he'll start singing like a canary! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3180 Did Dick Cheney have a mustache? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3181 I saw it on TV. It's Popeil's new vertically integrated hunting system: decoy and shotgun in one compact unit. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3182 He's got him on his sights 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3183 Just look at that traitor! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3184 He must have caught that PBS special about the shark and pilot fish. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3185 Don't go shooting your mouth off 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
3186 I know why the staged bird sings. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
3187 Frank's seen "The Godfather" one too many times. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3188 Liberating , or so she says 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3189 There may be two of us in this bush, but I am so much more than a metaphor. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3190 She's an avid Bernie supporter. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3191 Go flock yourself, I wana see how this plays out. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3192 Tweetie is his scout. They're hunting for worms. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3193 He's a rebel without a caw. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3194 Ever since his tail was shot off he’s been into crazy brave protest stuff. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3195 Bird in the hand worth what? Denied! 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3196 That chick thinks she's entitled to a free ride. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3197 He's engaged to the guy's canary. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3198 I hear he's a trick shot artist. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3199 Relax. A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3200 He's a coal miner. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3201 His wife told him he needed a hobby. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3202 Hiding in plain gun sight? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3203 If we could get him to ditch the weapon, it would be the old bird in the hand, worth two in the bush. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3204 Are you sure that's a Timex? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3205 I'm going to need that Branch Analysis Report Jay 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3206 It's not a bird dog. It's a bird bird. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3207 I think it's known as a peep sight. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3208 He's new to this game 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3209 Better learn the basics before you try to kill two birds with one stone 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3210 You couldn't pay me to do that. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3211 He was left over from Christmas, but his luck is about to end. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3212 Think he's going to tweet? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3213 Why does that make me wanna smile and say cheese? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3214 I thought Elmer Fudd was just a myth. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3215 He's fallen behind with his ophthalmologist payment plan. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3216 So that's what the conservative branch looks like 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3217 Looks like Polly's exercising her 2nd amendment rights again. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3218 The nice man is going to teach junior the game of dodge bullet. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3219 The rifle decoy, the nadir of capitalism. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3220 Talk about lazy! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3221 I thought dog was mans best friend 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3222 Just his bad luck we are the two in the bush. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3223 Taking a shot as lookout's a lot safer than the mine job 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3224 Do you think, helping a human disguise himself as a tree, is traitorous? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3225 They call it 'gun control.' 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3226 Amazing...this is exactly the kind of thing Red Bull should sponsor. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3227 Darwin was definitely onto something with his "survival of the fittest" theory. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3228 So---at ten paces the duck does what? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3229 I think he's more of a deer person. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3230 So, this is why he tweeted "pirch'n a smok'n hottie" 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3231 I suppose you could say he has a bird's eye view. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3232 He turned out to be a real snake in the grouse. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3233 A visionary, with eyes set on the future 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3234 Have you actually ever heard a stool pigeon sing? It's really quite beautiful. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3235 Where did we go wrong with that kid? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3236 No wonder she finally shut up. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3237 A right wing sparrow? What does he do with the other one? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3238 That seems a little more dangerous than just being a bird on a wire. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3239 Goddamn hotshot. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3240 Its Latin name is Venator innocens, meaning "harmless hunter". 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3241 Tweety Gandhi has his own approach. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3242 I think we are safe with this one, what's for lunch? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3243 That's a hunting dog bird. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3244 Riding shotgun is safest if there's an accident. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3245 Don't fall for it, he's just trying to make himself look friendly. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3246 Birdbath salts 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3247 Honey, do we still have some popcorn packets left? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3248 That cuckoo is over a barrel. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3249 He'll be signing a different tune if that farmer ever turns around. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3250 Our little one is a lot braver than we thought! 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3251 Polly is so brave to tweet out alerts to the other animals! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3252 A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3253 Trumps NRA conservation photo op. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3254 Don't worry. We can let him know later. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3255 He replaces the viewfinder! Ready? Aim. Fire! 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3256 How many tweets could a twitter twit tweet if a twitter twit could tweet tweets? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3257 Not too sure--it's either a Mockingbird or Twitter Follower 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3258 Better turn tail than turn coat 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3259 I told you we should never have let him watch those Bugs Bunny cartoons. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3260 Our admissions counselor felt he needed more real-world experience. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3261 It's a good thing we're not an endangered species. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3262 I'm not sure that's how trigger warnings are supposed to work, but I do feel safer. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3263 He says it gives him a bird's-eye view that never fails. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3264 Oh dear - our "two in the bush" currency just keeps devaluing. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3265 He must sure feel that he's a big shot 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3266 There's the decoy RPG. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3267 You know if you yell something really loud in an English accent it becomes an Australian accent? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3268 If you can't beat them, tell they you're their pet. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3269 I called shotgun on the way back. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3270 There's no bird call for that 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3271 No one screws you like your own. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3272 He's got chutzpah I'll give him that. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3273 She won him over when she tweeted on twitter 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3274 A hiker told me we should give this guy the bird. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3275 "Do you think he knows he's not sitting on a branch? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3276 It's so sad. Twitter refused to give her a severance package when they laid her off last week. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3277 It's so sad, all her affairs seem to end badly. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3278 She's restricted to public transportation until she's cleared by her doctor. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3279 Don't give me that 'A bird on the gun is worth two--anywhere!' 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3280 Humans are definitely evolving. Hunting birds are much more effective than hunting dogs. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3281 #feelthebern 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3282 She's doing a good job keeping just under his nozzle... 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3283 And so all of a sudden he's begun acting like some big shot... 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3284 So that's where Robyn's husband is 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3285 THEY SAY ONE IN THE HAND IS BETTER THAN TWO IN THE BUSH GARY, LETS STAY IN THE BUSH. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3286 A Trump supporter afraid for the future. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3287 He's more of a bargain hunter but it's the off season. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3288 Is it too risky to make enough noise to expose that little showoff? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3289 Such a sellout! 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3290 Yup, he put a bird on it. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3291 That's what I call genuine sangfroid. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3292 A bird on the rifle is worth two in the bush. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3293 He thought that gunpowder was bird seed. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3294 I'm going to work out so someday i can pose on a gun. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3295 The nerve, sleeping with the enemy. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3296 It's wabbit season. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3297 Well, son on a gun 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3298 He's a pretty good shot but his sense of awareness is poor. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3299 He's been a charmed Quail since he took the rap in the Cheney shooting. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3300 Looks like Harold has upgraded to a peep sight. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3301 Hard to say who of the two needs glasses more urgently. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3302 No wonder he has a captive audience for his tweets 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3303 We need cool hats. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3304 So that's a CAT scan 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3305 MY genes? YOU'RE the one with the backward brother! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3306 Oh that's just a new decoy meant to attract single chicks who support the NRA 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3307 Now that my friend is a real Constitutionalist! 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3308 That's one unflappable hatchling....course, they're blind for 2 weeks. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3309 Not just stupid, he's a real bird brain. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3310 She should've swiped left. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3311 He thinks he's on Duck Dynasty. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3312 Now I see why her tweets are less than 140 characters. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3313 What makes him better? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3314 That little, no-good whistling Quisling! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3315 Season's first Benedicta Arnolda. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3316 It's an open carrier. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3317 He's been known to fly off the handle. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3318 You might try on top of his hat. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3319 The best place to hide is on site. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3320 'He switched sides for chicken feed.' 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3321 I thought you were supposed to teach him not to fraternize ! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3322 Mockingbird: "Hey, Magoo!" 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3323 I'll get the Quisling, you get the hat. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3324 He just found out Trump had another win. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3325 Either he's one of those trained 'rear guard' birds or he can't stand looking at that stupid hat. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3326 I knew he was a different kind of bird, but never a Turncoat. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3327 A bird in the hand is worth... Aw, forgettaboutit. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3328 I heard it was a Michael Graves' design. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3329 On the barrel is much safer than in front of the barrel. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3330 Well straight down the barrel is the last place he will look. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3331 He thinks it's a starter pistol 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3332 He comes from a long line of stoolies. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3333 I told you he was really a stool pigeon. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3334 What...you were expecting another Trump cartoon? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3335 I wouldn't call that a bird in hand. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3336 That's our boy, the little son-of-a-gun! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3337 You know, Artie hasn't been quite right since we headed North." 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3338 I think she will come to regret relying on the old bird-in-the-hand cliché. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3339 Sure it's foolish, but everytime he pulls one of these stunts the twitter sphere goes nuts! 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3340 Three against 1, let's do this! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3341 I don't know which one is more oblivious to their surroundings. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3342 Should we tweet? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3343 Blue jay, red state. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3344 I don't see how giving him the bird has helped our cause. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3345 It's his first day as lookout 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3346 Rudy's so much happier now that he's gone domestic. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3347 I can't see you, you can't see me 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
3348 You've heard of Pilot Fish, right? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3349 That hunter has enlisted the help of a hunting bird, so much better than a hunting dog. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
3350 Now, who's here a bird brain?! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3351 Well, Jay always said "The best defense is a shotgun offense." 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3352 The best offense is a good defense. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3353 She hasn't been able to stop showing off since she began the South Beach diet. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3354 He must have tweeted our location. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3355 It,s the latest thing in bird watching. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3356 Looks like Bertie decided to go with Tree-Mobile. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3357 He's riding birdshot. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3358 Wasn't he at Woodstock? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3359 He's such a showboater. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3360 Don't be fooled. He does want two in the bush. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3361 Don´t pay any attention. It´s just a decoy. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3362 Apparently, he is a French pigeon. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3363 That's it. Next season we're writing Junior out of The Partridge Family. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3364 Going forward, let's not hang out with Mike anymore. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3365 What time does junior go off duty? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3366 He's a yellow-bellied stool pigeon and a red-breasted Benedict Arnold. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3367 That little twerp always calls shotty. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3368 I fear he's a sitting duck. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3369 He said he'd whistle if he saw anything dangerous. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3370 Putting oneself on the crosshairs is sometimes the safest position. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3371 I hear he works on commission. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3372 He's refusing to respond; he must be drawing a blank! 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3373 Now tell her to reguritate the worm into the barrell 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3374 Must be our lucky day. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3375 Cousin Leroy's love of gun barrels will be the death of him yet! 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3376 Two chirps from that war bird, and I advise we hit the dirt. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3377 That's a red breasted quisling. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3378 I think this vegan trend is finally catching on. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3379 Oh the irony of it all. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3380 One pheasant says to the other pheasant whispering "I'm gonna go out on a limb here... that looks safe to me!" 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3381 I told him the gun would just get stolen. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3382 Well, Henry guess our necks are saved today, that's one way to use a tweeter. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3383 NO, I said it first--Darwin Award! Darwin Award! 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3384 Would you believe he's a Bird Watcher? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3385 I always told him to be brave and follow his dreams. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3386 You say he’s keeping his enemies closer, I say he’s gone over to the other side. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3387 I'm just glad her mother's not here to see this! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3388 It's the bluebird of happiness -- trust me it won't stay. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3389 Probably should have told him I'm his mother... 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3390 Apostate! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3391 He doesn't care how many of us go down, he supports the 2nd Amendment.... 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3392 You know what they say: One on the gun is worth two of us. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3393 you have to admire George,he always like to live life in the fast lane 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3394 That's him, Elmers's stool pigeon. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3395 Good idea; let's all hop on that rifle barrel ... 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3396 I'm not surprised, he's no Birdie Sanders. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3397 A bird on a gun is better than two in a bun. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3398 "Shhh. It's a full-fledged male Eastern Checkered Hosap. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3399 I'll never understand why they go for one in the hand. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3400 Told you it was him - the bird in the hand. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3401 Just another self-hating bird. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3402 I wonder which the hunter prefers, the bird on his barrel or us two in the bush? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3403 Boom Chica Boom. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3404 A little birdie told me we have nothing to worry about. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3405 Collaborator! 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3406 I always thought there was something different about that bird. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3407 Well, he's not exactly in hand, per se. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3408 I wonder when he is going to call Betsy's bluff.... 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3409 I didn't know Bill was a French hen 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3410 He feels strongly about her Second Amendment rights. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3411 Marco." "Polo! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3412 These memes have gone too far 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3413 That chick ain't chicken 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3414 Thank God! He's found a safe spot. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3415 Oh brother, the 87 year old man is out bird hunting again 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3416 Turntail. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3417 He must be using birdshot. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3418 Would never have guessed that Bernie likes to hunt. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3419 He's a dead duck. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3420 Careful, Maude, that canary sings like a stool pigeon. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3421 As long as that decoy is behind him, we're safe! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3422 I've heard of the Riflebird but it's the first time I have actually seen one. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3423 Classic mustache cleaning symbiosis. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3424 Benedict is doing it again. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3425 Look who's feathering his nest, 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3426 I wish Father had thought of that. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3427 Idiot thinks it's a tree branch. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3428 This pretty much ends our reconciliation. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3429 I guess it's like having eyes in the back of your head. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3430 I told you we never should have moved to Oregon. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3431 Are you sure he's going to be fine? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3432 I've never seen so much crossover appeal with the Sanders campaign. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3433 Must be one of those vegans we keep hearing about 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3434 He grew up in this neighborhood, and now look, he's been radicalized by the hunters. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3435 You didn't invite her! 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3436 Looks Like Patti & Elmer had another fight. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3437 They've formed a symbiotic relationship. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3438 It's going to be a long day with that decoy. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3439 A bird on the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle is worth two in the bush. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3440 Looks like Cherper sold out to the NRA 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3441 It's his own way of honoring the pigeons in Tiananmen Square. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3442 Oh crap, a canary. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3443 On the way to Sunday dinner - doesn't realize bird is on the menu. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3444 Oh man, Bernie is such a romantic! 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3445 I hear he has a deer on the fender of his truck. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3446 Is she clueless or a visionary? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3447 Are you for sure that the saying goes " A bird in the hand ...... ? " 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3448 He's always looking for an opportunity to exercise his second amendment rights. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3449 Honey remember ...we had to learn it the hard way too! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
3450 He doesn't play well with others. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
3451 He won't find us using a stool pigeon. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
3452 See how safe guns are in the the good ole USA? I told you so! 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
3453 When you think about it, maybe he's not so crazy after all. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
3454 Little smarty called shotgun. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
3455 Again, Freddy yelled "Shotgun!" before the others. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
3456 I guess he couldn't find a duck decoy. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
3457 Her last perch was on a podium. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
3458 Tweety always did like to live dangerously. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
3459 He used to hunt for ducks. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
3460 I'd say he has a "death wish" 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
3461 He never buckles up. So reckless with guns! 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
3462 Best D-U-C-K player I have ever seen. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
3463 That Charlie, he'll go to the john wherever he feels like, no matter what. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
3464 Send him a tweet saying the hunter has him over a barrel! 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
3465 I hear he joined the NRA. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
3466 This adds a new paradigm to the sanctuary debate. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
3467 He's a dirty violent no good son of a bitch,but he's our dirty violent no good son of a bitch . 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3468 His chirp is our alert. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3469 Hope he's got more in that rifle than birdshot. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
3470 Don't you think Tweet is taking this Second Amendment thing a bit too far? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
3471 When she was tweeting "I got you babe" it was harmless enough, but "If I could turn back time" will be the end of her. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3472 Real bird brain, ain't he? Which one? Both of 'em. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3473 The decoys are more original this year. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3474 We must be in 'Portlandia.' 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3475 Is that the "little birdie" they are always talking about? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
3476 Obviously, Bert's running out of ideas for his suicide attempts. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
3477 How does he keep passing the background checks? Wait, what background checks? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
3478 He was never good at shooting the bird. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
3479 Her branch moves. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3480 He's our resident canary. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3481 Try new things, challenge yourself, and take control of your life! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3482 I hear tweets better check Twitter. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3483 He said he got the idea for a traveling home from that guy's RV. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3484 He is obsessed with that line from the Godfather Part II, "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer." 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3485 Marge, I didn't realize that natural selection took the weekends off. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3486 He insulted his mother. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
3487 They got him doing background checks. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3488 He never forgave us when we told him that he was adopted. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3489 A bird on the gun is worth two... 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3490 He must be a left winger? You think! 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
3491 It likes guns, so it must be a Bernie Bird. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3492 He's hiding in plain sight. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3493 The skinny ones have it so easy. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3494 I'm not going for that jailbait! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3495 It's Elmer and he's a pacifist. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3496 I hope Uncle Eddy feels better about his manhood. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3497 She thinks she's the decoy's girl friend. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3498 One on a barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3499 Be assured: we will get a bang out of this!!! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3500 That looks to me like deconstructed birdshot. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3501 aa 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3502 Josh needs to check his nongame privilege. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3503 Fred is going to get in trouble trying to hook up with that decoy." " Yea. Let's stay and watch. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3504 i am not sure which one is more clueless, either way they look relaxed and are enjoying the day. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3505 A bird on a gun is worth two in a bush. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3506 He will grow out of the rebellion soon. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3507 If that's what belongs to the NRA, not to be concerned. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3508 He always tries to be the oddball. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3509 Junior is taking bird dog to a new level. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3510 I refuse to be his dinner! When Junior signals 'all clear,' grab his gun and shoot the old foggy dead! 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3511 Larry's the best dog bird around. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3512 Yeah, right, a bird on the barrel beats two in the bush—but doesn’t that guy look like Mark Twain? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3513 You can call me crazy all you want, but this is the one place I CAN'T get shot, so... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3514 All Right !!! Rusty's In The Club! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3515 Do you think hunters fear inner ear problems, and thus, the flaps? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3516 Too soon the companion, too late the target. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3517 I hope he's there to warn us. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3518 There goes Tweety taunting the tourists again. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3519 He really goes on a limb, doesn't he? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3520 What a bird brain that guy has. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3521 It's like my grandpappy used to say....."a bird on the rifle is worth two on the branch!" 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3522 And they disparage us as "bird brains." 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3523 He makes a pretty good mole, for a bird. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3524 My sense of worth is halved every time I see him. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3525 She looks single -- care to be my wingman? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3526 You can tell it's a South Korean Warbler. They always look north." 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3527 He'd better not sing like a canary. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3528 It's the Brown-Nosed variety of the Yellow-Bellied Flycatcher. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3529 He only hunts Wabbits 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3530 I've got $20 on Fred. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3531 That's how we put a bird on it. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3532 Thank goodness for the bluebird of safety. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3533 That still doesn't make you a Cuckoo bird! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3534 He's obsessed with that movie 'Dr. Strangelove' 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3535 I agree, a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3536 Okay, your affair with that parakeet has its benefits. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3537 Don't blame the dove, it's the economy. He hasn't had work since Woodstock. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3538 Tell me again, what's the difference between commenselism and amensalism? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3539 No worries, he's on our payroll now. He will lead him away from us! 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3540 I esteem myself more highly than that one on a gun. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3541 Did you hear? Blue hired that hunter for a song! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3542 It makes sense. The old guy can't afford a real scope, and Fred hates ducks. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3543 You can shoot now, Harvey, they aren't suspecting it. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3544 'If only he knew......' 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3545 Yeah, I guess it could be Storkholm's, but she looks more like a duck, no? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3546 Must be a right-wing. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3547 What a suck-up! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3548 This life is for the birds. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3549 I think he's technically still worth two of us. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3550 You're right, they're both clueless. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3551 I guess Frankie IS a big shot now. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3552 The hunt is rifling my feathers. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3553 He is blinded by the camouflage. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3554 Son of a gun! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3555 Uh oh...Tweddy's turned into the wind and you know what that means. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3556 I thought they cut Rifle Barrel Balance Beam from The Bird Olympics. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3557 I TOLD her not to up with that on-line dating service. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3558 A yellow-bellied stool pigeon, if I'm not mistaken. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3559 He's gun-shy. That's his new therapist. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3560 Now do you believe me when I told Burt was pretty clueless? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3561 'Look, they're not speaking! She's giving him the cold tail feather." 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3562 Vilma, don't worry, our boy just likes making fun of these humans. He is warning our neighbors that humans with sticks on their shoulders could potentially hurt themselves. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3563 Don't worry, Daisy! Fear Exposure Therapy has been proven to work. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3564 Well, SO FAR he's kept his supporter under control 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3565 Tweet! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3566 I think his plan is to build a nest out of the mustache. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3567 Bird in the bush 1: Wait...shouldn't that bird be in his hand??? Bird in the bush 2: WAIT a MINUTE...that's a decoy !!!!! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3568 Stay alert - technically, he's not 'in hand.' 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3569 It's part of the initiation. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3570 He's safe. There is no app yet. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3571 Pamina thinks she's so hot 'cause Herr Mozart takes her everywhere. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3572 I guess you're not being paranoid; he IS targeting us specifically. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3573 That's Doug. You know, "from his cold dead talons" Doug. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3574 Jr. has really taken to hunting. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3575 …so I told Jerry, ‘That’s Bernie Sanders!’ 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3576 She's a firm believer in gun patrol. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3577 One bad tweet and it's all over. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3578 It will be just like Cyrano, I'll whistle and you fly out. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3579 Now is not the time to feed Junior! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3580 Must be that Vermonter. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3581 I thought you told him not to play chicken 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3582 I guess a bird in the hand is really worth more than two in the bush. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3583 He's been coming here for years, never fired a shot. He is not a very good NRA member in my opinion. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3584 We're about to see if ,"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3585 Remember when the species barrier was inviolable? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3586 Well, that gun has basically become an extension of his hand. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3587 Didn't I read we are now an endangered species? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3588 When did you first suspect that Tweety was a stool pigeon? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3589 What do you think Mabel, Darwin award winner or mate? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3590 He must be from Portland. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3591 Witness our son's coming of age 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3592 Think he'll regret calling "Shotgun!"? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3593 He thinks he's a bird colonel. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3594 The hunter's looking to find birds to kill, and we're the ones with the "bird brains. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3595 Once he finds bird crap on his rifle, he'll be so angry he won't be able to shoot straight. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3596 Turncoat! I bet he used to be a Democrat! 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3597 He ain't worth us! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3598 Another NRA member: National Robin Association 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3599 He traded his life for a position as rear guard. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3600 I'll never understand why we signed that extradition treaty with Ted Nugent. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3601 I've heard of "a bird in hand," but this is ridiculous. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3602 They met when he was skydiving over Yellowstone. They share a love of danger. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3603 We're a little more gun-shy. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3604 he's never just one in the hand or two in the bush. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3605 Are you going to tweet him or shall I? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3606 He'll need more than one gun to kill the two of us! 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3607 No one that I know considers Mr. WInslow a threat 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3608 So a little birdie told him so. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3609 "I hear she left a bald eagle for him". 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3610 Polly's decided to seek re-election, I see. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3611 Her parents think she is some kind of genius. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3612 Know thy enemy. Shi. No Tzu. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3613 Oh look, Walter launched his manned satellite branch. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3614 See - feeling disenfranchised can make one a traitor 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3615 i guess that's what they call a "peep sight". 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3616 We may have to re-evalutate this "two-in-the bush" approach. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3617 Hey Tweety - Tweet This ! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3618 He must be an animal rights hunter. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3619 He's dumber than Elmer Fudd. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3620 Looks like Bob White is now Peep the sight. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3621 Now, if that ain't the ultimate tweet! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3622 Oh, don't be chicken! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3623 "Gee Marilyn isn't it lovely out during rabbit season! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3624 Cuckold! 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3625 He's nuts!" "I guess he really is qualified to run for POTUS. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3626 Hold your horses, I saw her first. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3627 Let's call them Hillary and Donald 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3628 What an egghead. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3629 I guess it's better than a hunting dog, but still... 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3630 PSYCHO BIRD POOPS ON HUNTER PRANK!!!! - 1 month ago • 10,000,000 views PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3631 I never trusted Henry. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3632 I dunno. Must have something to do with Trump. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3633 He must be related to Bernie Sanders. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3634 Should I tell him or should you? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3635 That's not Jerry, is it? Actually, yeah. I think that is Jerry. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3636 That way, when he tweets, he can see who his followers are. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3637 Relax. He only gets two shots to make birdie. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3638 Talk about a lame duck 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3639 You know, he has been incorrigible ever since we let him hang with those showoff eagles up the tree. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3640 Sometimes you need a better outlook to live a better life. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3641 They appointed him 'bird protector' for our forest! 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3642 Do you think he's going to break out a spontaneous rendition of Purple Rain? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3643 As my Dad always said, "A Mate's Never Won on a Registered Gun" 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3644 Finch's friend is off to kill a mockingbird. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3645 A bird on the gun is better than two in the bush. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3646 We needed a way to continue natural selection 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3647 He fell out of the nest. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3648 One in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3649 I'm afraid that Jim has grown tired of seed. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3650 How can you Trump that? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3651 He calls himself: Jack Sparrow. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3652 "Gotta love those "Make Squabs Not War" guys. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3653 I think our net worth has just been greatly diminished. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3654 Why does our son have to act so wild? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3655 Arms dealer? Nice job, if you can get it. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3656 It's only temporary. Hallelujah bye and bye, he'll fly away. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3657 It's a gun, fly away! Haven't u learned anything from watching bambi 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3658 Now that takes balls, great big, tiny bird balls. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3659 Her song is beautiful enough to soothe the savage breast. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3660 Harold never was too 'fly. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3661 You had to tell her that we left her everything in our will!" 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3662 Don’s strong sense of opportunism allows him to overcome his small talons and ride that gun barrel to his destination. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3663 Look, it's a bird's eye view of the NRA 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3664 Say what you like, but he really puts his money where his mouth is when it comes to Second Amendment rights. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3665 I've told him more than once--ever since we moved to Wyoming his go-to strategy no longer qualifies as foolproof. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3666 I can see you didn't tell him about the downside of the birds and the bees 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3667 Looks like two twits! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3668 She always did try to lord her position over everyone. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3669 I don't understand the appeal, but it's her life. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3670 That's the bravest form of protest. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3671 Penny for your thoughts. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3672 That's feeding the hand that bites you! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3673 Miranda always had a thing for old coots. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3674 Isn't that your nephew.....the lazy one who he hates to flap his wings! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3675 Thinks he's safe, but never saw Dick Cheney hunt. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3676 Don't fall for it, he's coming for us! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3677 I don't think Edward is clear on the concept of bird hunting. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3678 hunter and the hunted can get along 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3679 The traitor's working for him as a spotter. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3680 Aren't you glad you're not a para-skeet? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3681 Just gunning for it... 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3682 He’s watching his back with his tweets. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3683 His name is Neville Chamberlain 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3684 Phoebe is such a showboat. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3685 On the count of three, turn, draw and shoot. One... Two... 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3686 Watch out. It's a drone. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3687 I'd make fun of him but I'm chicken. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3688 Bet you 50 bucks he picks his nose. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3689 I'm old school, but I'm down with 'live tweets'! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3690 he's no chicken 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3691 That's what I call playing hard to get. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3692 as if the dogs weren't bad enough 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3693 Now that's a Robin with big kahuna's! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3694 I heard he's voting for Trump 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3695 Teach her not to loose sight of danger and look what she becomes. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3696 Yeah, he's a COOL dad. But sometimes I wish I had a NICE dad. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3697 So what do you think Ralph? "He looks a little goofy." "Shall we give him a thrill? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3698 I gotta give it to your sister: she's outgunned us again. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3699 Well, there's one we won't have to worry about. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3700 Look-out 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3701 Probably his social media advisor. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3702 "Yikes' To bad cousin Larry is a proponent of the gun law. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3703 He fires that thing backwards so he uses a seeing-eye bird as his scout. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3704 I tried to tell her that the whole "bird in the hand" thing wasn't about her own self-worth. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3705 You promised me you were going to review where and where NOT to perch with him over the weekend, Bill! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3706 Thank goodness a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3707 He's getting the barrel's eye view for a change. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3708 There goes Bernie Bird endorsing Sanders again. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3709 The Arnold's had one bad egg named Ben. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3710 He did it. Little guy once told me his was going to face away from his fears. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3711 If you believe that song he is singing, I have a fence on the Mexican border you can sit on. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3712 Hard to believe anyone is going to find this funny! 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3713 Don't fret, he's not one to squawk. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3714 She caucused for Bernie. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3715 Open canary. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3716 You tweet and I'll retweet. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3717 Welp...fish in a barrel, you're officially on notice. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3718 If it was me, I'd more than just alit on his rifle. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3719 It's a new kind of blind. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3720 There goes the rat with wings 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3721 That's one cocky bird-in-hand. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3722 Looks like he joined the Other Side. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3723 I guess he's hunting with irony! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3724 Isn't that Tweety the Mockingjay? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3725 He's got that new bird's eye view for a scope 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3726 It's weird to see Saint Francis pandering for the rural vote 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3727 He needs a pointer dog! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3728 First time I've ever seen a stool pigeon in the wild. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3729 He had the best warning chirp until he Turnfeathered. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3730 There she is!" "That chick really is the queen of performance activism. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3731 That's a shotgun bird if I've ever seen one. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3732 I guess this is what they mean by bird shot. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3733 Stay calm!  He's a tree hugger. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3734 He didn't make the 74 IQ cut for NRA membership. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3735 Come on and give One Stone a chance. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3736 I thought you said we could trust him. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3737 Who else but,Prince, would do that? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3738 One on the barrel. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3739 I hope his new front gun-sight likes us... 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3740 I understand he was voted out of the NRA recently 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3741 well, half a bird dog is better than none 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3742 Just because he's out there and we're in here doesn't make us worth anything less. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3743 I agree. An impetuous tweet can really backfire. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3744 We're two birds only a stone's throw away. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3745 Now who's the bird brain? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3746 Well I guess it's better than being over a barrel. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3747 He twitted shotgun. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3748 Oh look Marge, a gun with the safety on, it's called a peeping Tom ! 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3749 And he didn't even let out a peep ! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3750 Don't worry - a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3751 Forget the exchange rate, we're not leaving this bush. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3752 Well, It looks like we can safely remove him from our No Fly Zone 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3753 Non-committed delegate I suppose... 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3754 Don't be trite and predictable. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3755 It's worth going out on a limb for her. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3756 Birdie hasn't been afraid of anything since that eagle attacked Donald Trump. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3757 We assume his third genie wish will not have an ambiguous Twitter abbreviation. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3758 Reckon he didn't bring a dog! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3759 That's why he failed camouflage. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3760 Damn mockingbirds have to harass everybody and everything. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3761 There goes Ms. Gutsy Guy 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3762 I hear he's got connections. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3763 Maybe he gets tweets about our location 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3764 got to be a decoy. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3765 Ira's last tweet mentioned Stockholm Syndrome ..poor guy. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3766 He's worth as much as both of us put together. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3767 Don't move! 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3768 You have to hand it to clay, he's always up for a challenge. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3769 Bernie? Naw! 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3770 Robin actually convinced him to go vegan except for the occasional worm. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3771 Global warming is creating some strange bedfellows! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3772 Backfire! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3773 Always grabs the safest spot for himself. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3774 I've got to stop snacking at that nearby marijuana farm. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3775 There goes that snitch 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3776 Sometimes the things you're looking for are right next to you. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3777 Now That's A Real Cuckoo Bird. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3778 What's the saying -- a bird on the gun is worth two in the bush? 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3779 Kids are so reckless these days. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3780 Relax! Wire the two in the bush. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3781 Do you think he has any idea where he's perched? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3782 Cheeky mockingbird. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3783 Brown beaker 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3784 Never heed the call of the Judas Bird. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3785 Some type of young pigeon---a stoolie, I think. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3786 And to think he used to terrorize the neighborhood! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3787 Tattle Tit 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3788 He was always a social climber 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3789 First Bernie gets one, now everybody wants one. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3790 I guess that's always the risk with public rush tickets. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3791 He has no fear. Last week, he took a dump on Trump. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3792 Dude, I bet that it is an interesting rear sight aiming experience. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3793 When doves cry. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3794 The other two are still in the bush. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3795 I think it will take more than that one to make two in the bush. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3796 A bird on the barrel never quailifiess. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3797 Why didn't we think of that, pose as decoy. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3798 They're on sentry duty as a team. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3799 Birdie Sanders seems to be changing his tone. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3800 Life on the edge. She's probably safer there than we are here. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3801 Bob lives on the edge. He is the one that got Dick Cheney to shoot Harry Whittington in 2006. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3802 I told that bird he needs his eye's checked, but is too vain to wear glasses. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3803 Just go give her a little peck. Trust me, it will blow your mind! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3804 Woodstock he's not. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3805 How many birds in the bush are worth one on the gun? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3806 I always knew he was a bit of a Judas 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3807 She was impressed by Tiananmem Square 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3808 If only he had a bird's eye view. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3809 Now I can see the benefit of a symbiotic relationship. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3810 This is so bizarre -- we're not in a Trump cartoon. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3811 Let's be grateful that junior didn't fly away to join ISIS! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3812 She said, "Hi-ho, the derry-o. I'll take a shot to land that farmer in the dell." 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3813 Elena's just not the same without Nino. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3814 I wonder which bathroom he is going to use. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3815 Don't be fooled. It's a Pileated Gunsight. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3816 Shhhh...Not a PEEP! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3817 Phil thinks he's such a rebel. Wait until the mustached man gets a load of this. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3818 There goes Junior again, getting a free ride instead of flying. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3819 Nuts . . . We forgot to caution our naive new flyer about some real flight risks! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3820 They call it a 'shotgun roost.' They're all the rage in New Orleans. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3821 Bird tweets aim so he just misses. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3822 You know, I thought she was acting just a little too flirty and asking too many questions the last time we were over at the corn field. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3823 He's doing it for the vine. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3824 We really need to get glasses for Junior! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3825 That probably will work better than our lame camouflage plumage. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3826 I wonder who won the caption contest 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3827 I don't think he got what we meant by "tweeting out activism." 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3828 I knew her yellow feathers spelt trouble. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3829 Do you think he knows he's a hotshot? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3830 You can't tweet something like that. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3831 Not in season show-off! 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3832 PSSSSST..hey Harvey look left! look left! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3833 Watch out! He's a shill. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3834 Background checks for American gun owners are quite minimal. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3835 How does that saying go again? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3836 Rumor has it he shot her partner. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3837 I've heard of symbiotic relationships but that's just a plain death wish. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3838 I always knew Frank was a real Benechick Arnold. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3839 You think she's got his back? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3840 I'm not sure encouraging his inner bird was such a good idea. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3841 I wonder what the world would be like if there was no inherited wealth. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3842 Looks like junior heard us talking about how much we enjoy barrel tasting! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3843 Your delusion is encroaching on our recess. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3844 That little bird won't tell him very much if he doesn't turn around. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3845 Doesn't he understand what "One in the hand" means? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3846 We’re safe, Cheney looking for Harry Whittington 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3847 nope that decoy just ain't working 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3848 IT'S IN HIS NRA 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3849 He's playing with fire. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3850 do you think we should inform him it's bird season 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3851 You know what they say, "one on the gun..." 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3852 Penny is the national poster bird for gun safety. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3853 You know, this scene kind of reminds me of that cute meerkat who used a photographer's zoom lens as a lookout post! 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3854 I'm the luckiest man in the world... 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3855 I think he got it wrong.....it's a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3856 Seriously life does begin at the END of the comfort zone and the end is like half a inch long. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3857 He always did march to the beat of his own drum. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3858 Relax. He's convinced a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3859 He can keep walking if he thinks this makes us two in the bush. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3860 Doesn't he know that it's unsafe to carry a gun that way? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3861 I told her that an invasive species were eating the worm and she flew off squawking about tea parties and 2nd amendments. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3862 What would you expect from someone who builds a nest in a Judas Tree? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3863 Definte drone. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3864 He wanted to live-tweet the shooting. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3865 Joe, what is Bob doing there? 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3866 Well, he did call it. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3867 The NRA has really gone to the birds this year, wouldn't you say? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3868 Ironically, he's a lovebird. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3869 He is obsessed with shooting a birdie. He wants to get a hole in one. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3870 Yeah, that Underwear guy did it during his Flannel period. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3871 He sure is keeping his enemy closer. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3872 How is she is like a canary in a coal mine? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3873 I told you Cheney wasn't aiming for us. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3874 He's courting the gun vote. It's called triangulation. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3875 And as the young dove's parents looked on, they thought to themselves "it's just a phase." 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3876 Come on bro, be a good wingman and distract her friend. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3877 That Sanders campaign rally thing really went to his head. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3878 Where could I find a guy to carry me around on my rifle? 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3879 How do we feel about the death penalty? 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3880 No pay but he gets room & board. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3881 Relax it's only birdshot. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3882 A quisling if there ever was one. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3883 Birdie Flanders just doesn't have quite the same ring to it. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3884 He never buckles up. So reckless! 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3885 We should never have named him 'Nemo.' 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3886 He's got his back. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3887 ' Cooee, he's behind you.' 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3888 Reminds me of The Funeral March of the Pigeonette. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3889 It's the rare Lemming Bird. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3890 Bloody migrants! They don't even try to understand. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3891 A pear tree that's not, or I'm a partridge. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3892 Quisling starling tomato tomahto. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3893 That's my wingman. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3894 tweet, that's #worthtwointhebush 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3895 Our plans are set in motion. Little Flipin is ready to pounce on whatever that hunter kills. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3896 He will tweet once if by forest and twice if by meadow. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3897 I thought he was confused, but he's a Democrat. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3898 I guess we owe Doug an apology. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3899 Definitely a Butterbutt 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3900 He always needed to feel in control! 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3901 Well two birds in the.bush TRUMPS that. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3902 I always thought that Tweety was a stool pigeon. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3903 He's just not that in to you 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3904 See that duck on the guy's rifle? He's ready for duck season. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3905 I hoe he Twitter about this soon 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3906 The rifle's a bluff. He only hunts for worms. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3907 Does Sammy support a bird's right to bear arms, too? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3908 I don't think you want to be on that perch 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3909 Here comes a barrel roll. Show-off. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3910 Now he thinks he's worth two of us. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3911 It's Elmer J. Fudd and Tweety Bird. They're on the security detail at the Loony Tunes Senior Center. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3912 He's watching out to make sure he doesn't kill two birds with one shot! 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3913 He ain't fallin for no banana in the tail pipe! 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3914 Would this be considered a bird in hand? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3915 It's the first sign of overcrowded trees. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3916 His tweets have an international following. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3917 Well, that's one way to find his mother. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3918 That's the signal. Ticks, on your ready. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3919 The kardashians as quail 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3920 That's absolutely brilliant! He found the safest place to be when a bird hunter is on the loose. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3921 Maybe we should rethink our position on the NRA 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3922 Exactly, and I think that having him not shave is irrelevant. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3923 We're safe he's not a serious hunter. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3924 He thinks he's a real bad ass, but pheasant hunting season ended two weeks ago. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3925 " That old saying about hiding in plan sight only works when the hunter is nearsighted". 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3926 How many times I have told Junior that's not a Tree! 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3927 I heard he promised her a cage made of gold. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3928 So a bird on a handgun is worth both of us in this bush? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3929 Just because he saw Peter and the Wolf, he thinks every hunter is his friend 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3930 His family says that he is not allowed to talk about his line of work. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3931 I've been worried about Bob since he attended that Bernie rally. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3932 Little Birdie tells me the NRA ain't going down in this election without a fight. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3933 Boy, what an ass kisser 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3934 He's been smoking "T" again. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3935 Friend or foe, it's hard to know! 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3936 Oh now he just loves hunting. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3937 A little birdie told me he's "game" for a threesome. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3938 It may be too late if we DO see eye to eye. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3939 hey bro 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3940 Ducks don't kill birds. Ducks kill themselves. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3941 Maybe I should take him out of the will 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3942 She gets paid to tweet every word from his mouth. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3943 It's a hunter's twitter. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3944 There's always one that just has to touch fire.... 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3945 Look dear, our Tweety is riding shotgun again with Farmer Jones. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3946 Hunting is for the birds. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3947 Dang it it Wilbur done hitched a ride. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3948 Blue-collared canaries always will vote against their own interests... 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3949 He's not gonna fool us with the old safe place for a bird trick this time. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3950 That's a barrel of laughs. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3951 That bird needs to bite the bird seed, not bite the bullet. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3952 Look's like he's using birdshot. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3953 A hunter under your wing is worth two in the bush. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3954 phoebe always did have two right wings. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3955 Size matters. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3956 He needed help whistling while he worked. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3957 Ugh. That's so cliche. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3958 Hmmm, that "safe" perch looks like a 12 gage choke to me. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3959 Ever since he got his black wings degree, he's been fearless. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3960 He just watch The Godfather Part II 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3961 I don't get it. That bird doesn't quail. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3962 Shh! The Great Birdini's cannonball act is about to begin. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3963 Even the fledgling knows it's only a prop. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3964 Shhh! Don't make a chirp; he could be a decoy. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3965 You follow her tweets? They save she has been a life saver. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3966 Got to tweet this to brother Bernie rel quick: NRA found his podium bird! 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3967 Only invasive species will do that job. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3968 Was Quisling a bird? 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3969 Would you say that bird is worth as much as us? 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3970 Notice how Farmer Brown makes a complete 180 each time he hears a tweet. 1.0870 0.08696 23 22 0 1
3971 Even Bambi's mother was cracking up when she was telling me about this one. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3972 Bill just doesn't get the idea of 'a good guy with a gun. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3973 Although we may only be worth one "in the hand"; I don't whether we're worth more than one "on the shotgun," so let's just stay put. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3974 It's a flock initiation. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3975 Ready, aim, fly. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3976 I heard he was force-fed as a chick. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3977 That old coot can really guard his post. He also shows tremendous balance perched on that rifle like that. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3978 Bob's a risk taker. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3979 He likes to be thought of as the 'Bluebird of Mayhem' 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3980 She's sold her soul to The Hunter! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3981 Cousin Tweetie Defected!! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3982 The way he guards his seeds you would think it was all sunflowers. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3983 Our son is tweeting about gun control. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3984 It takes balls to sit on that rifle!! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3985 Hey bud, do you think he changed hobbies yet? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3986 They said he was going to run as Republican and now I believe it. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3987 Shades of Elmer Fudd! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3988 Is that Jeremy whistling Dixie? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3989 Suicide attempt no53, I'm sure he can make it this time. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3990 Another butt kisser. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3991 Bird 1: What a traitor. Bird 2: Well...if you can't beat them, then join them. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3992 It's hard to believe that we're worth the same. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3993 The only way he'll ever use that gun is to pry it from her cold dead claws 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3994 Hes too busy looking whats in front of him, that he never bothers to check what whats past him. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3995 I thought this was a gun-free zone. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3996 He does know pheasants are predictors, right? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3997 Interesting choice for Rumspringa. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3998 Is Mr. Fudd using his familiar trick to get us to fly or is that really our little teenage ducky? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3999 "Looks like classic Stockholm Syndrome." "Or maybe her pirate just got a stick.l 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4000 That deserter Spike. Not only did he go over to the other side, but he gets to ride shotgun. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4001 I don't understand how a bird could be a Republican these days. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4002 I heard she's trying to get an exclusive to Tweet." "Hmmmm... . I'm too chicken to try something like that." "Yeah, I hope she doesn't end up a dead duck! 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4003 He’s paying her in worms to scout for deer. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4004 He did say he liked hot sauce and blue cheese. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4005 Going out with a tweet. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4006 The new Browning's got a Twitter feed? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4007 It's a surefire if he misses us! 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4008 Well, it is an elegant theory. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4009 Looks like a variant of Stockholm syndrome. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4010 I thought decoys were for duck hunters. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4011 when I said go play "on the hunters" I meant it figuratively 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4012 I can't believe he got the job. He didn't even know how to whistle! 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4013 Well, now I can add the quisling to my life list. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4014 He always did have a complex about dogs. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4015 Because he loves nature. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4016 I hate it when they fight. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4017 Apropos your issue! "Looks like Trump has chosen Dick Cheney for the ticket" 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4018 It's his part time job being a decoy. He'll do anything to be seen. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4019 Louise has no sense of danger. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4020 Look at that! He is going to punish the man. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4021 Are you sure? He doesn't look like Elmer Fudd. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4022 I'm calling it, 'Birdie over Cheney.' Or maybe just, 'Put a Bird on It.' 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4023 Don't be afraid of your enemies. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4024 Desperate Obliviousness. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4025 Classic size envy. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4026 Bears are building better decoys! 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4027 He still hasn't seen the first robin of the spring. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4028 I thought we would always be together. And that's not a doorstep. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4029 I think Bill the bird has this hunting thing all wrong. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4030 Bridging the worth gap's gonna be a long shot, thanks to elitist chicks like that. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4031 I didn't think that even Beekie would take the challenge...I had to use a triple-dog-dare-you. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4032 Well I'll be, Sam did find a place to rest where he won't be shot. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4033 pack up all my cares and woe, here i go 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4034 As long as I've known him, he's never had any BQ. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4035 Yah, it is surprising, but at least he is not a Trump supporter... 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4036 Well, that's s first. A hunter walking backwards. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4037 Her mother was a sparrow. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4038 must be a love/hate thing 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4039 There goes Cousin Tom 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4040 I hope he gives bad advice to the shooter. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4041 Is that Jake or a decoy? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4042 It's a good thing he doesn't have any stones! 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4043 Rapproachment? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4044 Our educational system these days could do more to teach practical skills. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4045 He's safe, bird season opens next week. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4046 Well, it's something to strive for... 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4047 I can't believe he went to work for that guy. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4048 Looks like a case of bad grubs. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4049 I guess he's stinking inside the box. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4050 Psst. I know what you're thinking....too close to call, but I got 10 bucks that says that the idiot with the caterpillar on his lip will see Tweedle-Dum first. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4051 I hear he's a retired guard from the prison holding El Chapo. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4052 One more bushel if you poop on his head! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4053 I mean, I wouldn't consider myself "vanilla", but... 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4054 I hope he has hamburger in the freezer 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4055 Ain't he just the cock of the walk? 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4056 That tweet has flown the coop. He's half-cocked. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4057 I don't see why some people call them unsafe. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4058 at last. A member of the NRA who is a pacifist 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4059 Like the Republicans he,s staying close to his enemy. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4060 Ah, light as a canary. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4061 First, he tweeps. As the hunter turns and shoots toward us, we escape. Soon, ammunition runs out, and we are safe. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4062 'Really hope her puberty is not getting any worse than this' 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4063 He must think we are sitting ducks 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4064 Must be a Millennial bird.... 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4065 It's a peaceful shooting. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4066 She's at less risk there than we are here. Talk about counterintuitive! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4067 He's been up there since the early bird got his... 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4068 Lock and stock syndrome if I ever saw it. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4069 We should go over there and make it a pear tree. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4070 If only they knew how tasty songbirds are. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4071 When do you think he'll figure out that he's not at a Bernie Sanders rally! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4072 A real traitor. He tweets when he sees geese 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4073 Polly floats like a bird, but has no fear like a bee. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4074 Think I've got a shot with that bird? 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4075 Can you believe that -- birds of a feather I guess. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4076 The old birds are tricky. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4077 I bet now he thinks he's better than us. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4078 Jay has always been very gutsy 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4079 He thought the saying was 'the friend of my enemy'. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4080 I wonder what the NRA thinks? 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4081 I love scarecrows with a perch 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4082 Well yes dear he does look the part but entre nous I remain unpersuaded that strictly speaking he could properly be described as 'well regulated' 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4083 I've heard ever the farmer has gone vegan" "Oh no, not another one! I rather he just tried to shoot us 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4084 Ever since Bernie Sanders ... 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4085 Best be quiet, though he's only hunting rabbits. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4086 We should advise him worms only live in the dirt. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4087 I think we don't have to worry much with this one! Check out that hat!!! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4088 Jeez. I was only kidding when I said "Three's a crowd". 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4089 Her tweets are followed by everyone. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4090 ``Quick! You're being hunted!" ``Who by the hunter?" ``NO! By my husband!" 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4091 He never liked the 'ol wooden branch. Instead, he prefers the cold metal barrel. Why? We'll never know. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4092 It's probably safer than where we are right now! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4093 Doesn't taste like chicken, and very bony. He's safe. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4094 She was always sympathetic for their cause. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4095 That's why he's popular. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4096 She is safe on that perch. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4097 Can't really call it a 'sit-in' can we? More like a 'sit-on.' Risky, ain't it? Still, that human will think twice. Feathered lives matter! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4098 His daughter told him he should live-tweet the hunt. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4099 Look at our son... Already standing proud on a branch of a walking tree. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4100 And humans thought we were stupid... 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4101 Not the perch I would choose. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4102 A bird on the barrel ain't as good as one on the butt. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4103 He's not scared. He keeps walking like nothings following him. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4104 It's time to have 'the talk' with our kid. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4105 One just flew over the cukoo's nest. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4106 Didn't he read the Bambi memo?! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4107 Too much! A birdie lands on Bernie's podium and everyone needs one to stay relevant. Dick Cheney, though? 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4108 An odd choice for friendship, but you should hear their whistle & chirp duets! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4109 I don't really know, Maude, but that family has always lived on the edge. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4110 If you can't fight 'em, join 'em. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4111 Typical jaywalking behavior. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4112 Johnny was always a maverick. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4113 That how they got the indians, using one of our own. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4114 Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4115 They both think it's "wabbit" season. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4116 Cocky renegade 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4117 It's okay. He only shoots birds on the wing! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4118 Don't worry they'll get him in tax season. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4119 If we tweet about this, does he look smarter than us? 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4120 That's Bullshot ! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4121 I've never been much of a daredevil. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4122 Spring sighting. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4123 Here we are as pheasants held down by the man and yet he, a partridge, sits with him nearly equal. Just ain't right. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4124 Go Lardy, guard the gun! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4125 He's standing on the edge of life 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4126 That's reckless." "Why? It's not like he's going to get shot. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4127 'A bird on the barrel', I guess. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4128 I wish I could be more intelligently articulate, but what a douchebag, it's his second amendment right 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4129 I hate a free rider 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4130 watch out! If he sees you, he'll go at you, because your dick is bigger than his. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4131 I'd rather have cold feet. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4132 Tell him to go see Bernie. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4133 Don't worry. I'll sing if I sense danger. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4134 A bird on the gun may not be as sharp as the crayons in the bush 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4135 I am so glad we bought our son one of those smart phones with GPS. It is so much easier to track down the hunters. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4136 Appears to be imitating the posture of Johnny Carson 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4137 I'm thinkin' that's a deft decoy, or this here Ol' Rube McDonald's elevator doesn't get all the way up to the penthouse. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4138 the mole is a bird. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4139 They say it gives you a bird's eye view... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4140 I don't know which one's more stupid. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4141 No Ralphie, he'll shoot you're eye out! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4142 He's like a Kapo for birds 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4143 Looks like Bill is taking his promotion at the bird sanctuary a little too seriously. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4144 Bird #1: Hey who's that with the human? Bird #2: Idk but stay away from him he doesn't look like he's on our side. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4145 Looks like _somebody's_ feathers haven't been fluffed in a while. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4146 Do you think he knows yet? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4147 Gun control is for the birds. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4148 How about an open season on dumb-ass White Breasted Nuthatches? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4149 So many eggs, so little time. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4150 I see Fred's got him out and about with his spear and magic helmet again. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4151 Phase one, complete. Phase two, poke his eyeball out. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4152 I can cover more worm-hunting-ground from this travelator! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4153 I've got a good one for you - are we birds or what?! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4154 Good thing he tweeted. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4155 Are you sure that's him? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4156 Rockin Robin's gonna' rock tonight. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4157 Please don't repeat this... Bird Brain, Bird Brain, Bird Brain! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4158 His representing us doesn't make his outlook insight. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4159 That's one ballsy Rifleman, eh? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4160 You don't often see the Quisling Bird out at this time of day. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4161 Sold out for a year's supply of sunflower hearts! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4162 Past is prologue 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4163 I'm no Sibley, but I think it's a Quisling. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4164 I think our son needs a second. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4165 $5 says standing ducks aren't any safer. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4166 That's really 'getting ahead of the curve!' 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4167 My father told me that in his day 'Mighty Hunter' meant something. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4168 What a hunting fowl. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4169 I told you not to make a nest out of that amendment. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4170 He said he wanted to put himself on it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4171 Her parents were killed in a tragic hunting accident and they've been inseparable ever since. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4172 She always was a slut! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4173 To win him over, she tweeted in trump talk. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4174 It looks like Tweety has joined the enemy as an observer. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4175 We should raise our defence spend and stop freeloading off the US. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4176 Hey, Dufus! It still looks like a rifle! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4177 Don't be fooled. Our tiny friend is stuffed. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4178 Pride of Place, I'd say. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4179 Checkmate Chick 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4180 We call it a Scare Hunter - makes other hunters go away. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4181 Playing it safe. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4182 Reminds me of a cuckoo clock! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4183 Bastard! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4184 I can't believe he's really using 1X birdshot. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4185 Duck! He's with IRA! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4186 That hat doesn't fool me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4187 It won't make a difference. He doesn't have the votes. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4188 He must not realize the danger of being a fellow traveler! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4189 Fame is addictive. He thinks Bernie's camp might want to make a pro-NRA ad. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4190 I always now were the action is now that I've subscribed to her live-tweet feed... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4191 Petey always had a death wish. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4192 it's a bird bird. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4193 He says, 'it is what it is,' which is totally asinine. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4194 Looks like we're safe. He can't see the pheasant through the geese. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4195 This isn't the beach, Gill... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4196 Hence, the saying, 'birds of irony sing at their own risk.' 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4197 He's not much of a shot. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4198 dont be oblivious to whats right in front of you 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4199 I am sure that the hunter can not kill us...." "Yeah, true. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4200 His new theory is: "Be one with the gun". 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4201 Don't worry, the Bernie Bird says Vermont bullets don't hurt. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4202 Why would you use role reversal to explain the facts of life to Junior? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4203 I think it's rush week at Kappa Kappa Pheasant 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4204 I wonder if she knows. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4205 The foot of the candle is dark. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4206 My goodness, that young fella is a dead duck. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4207 Wait? I thought a bird in the hand was worth two in the bush?" "Yea, but the guy walking his dog over there is a blind as a bat 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4208 Is that a cartridge in his pocket, or is he just a happy hunter? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4209 He used to be a fishing guide. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4210 Cliché? No strategic undervaluation. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4211 We dated once, but she's more into the dangerous type. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4212 Careful, I think that gun is loaded with birdshot! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4213 It's ok if we keep the eye on the birdie as long as the birdie doesn't keep his eyes on us. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4214 wait..so is a retweet an endorsement or not? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4215 Now she is facing southwest. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4216 No sweat. He's blinder that a bat! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4217 Now THAT is one dirty bird! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4218 I wonder what's on his playlist. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4219 A duel, again !!??!! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4220 I'm pretty sure he was in charge on 9/11. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4221 Everyone nowadays is watching for humans 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4222 His NRA rating is 95 % 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4223 I need you to look alive when you take the stand. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4224 Mr. Wilson was never a good hunter. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4225 I heard it grew out of a seed stuck in her claw. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4226 Stockholm Syndrome? Maybe, but I'm thinking more like turncoat. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4227 Aha! The first Fudd-Finch of Spring! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4228 Let's mosey on back to the bush ... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4229 Hey Tweet, we're over here! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4230 ''He learned it online.'' 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4231 We always new he was rebellious, but this is ridiculous! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4232 That neighbor kid always pushes the limits. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4233 I didn't realize the grass was that deep! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4234 He always had a thing for being the bad ass renegade. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4235 He's obviously not NRA. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4236 I think he has a death wish. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4237 A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4238 This live tweet is going to end with a bang. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4239 Poor typists. They hunt and peck. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4240 If you follow his tweets, you avoid the birdshot. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4241 He scared Donald Trump at Rally. He thinks he's invincible now. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4242 Remember how Fox and the Hound started? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4243 Best pointer I've ever seen-if you're hunting worms. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4244 Yeah, they're more interested in shooting each other. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4245 His Twitter blog said they tawt they taw a Puddy Tat. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4246 He must not have a good blind sense. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4247 Don't worry. He's a remaining delegate. Nobody knows where he is, much less what he wants, including himself. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4248 They're both Mockingjay fans. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4249 She's just looking out for herself. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4250 I'm definitely cancelling my Twitter account today. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4251 Harold the sparrow fell for that old trick. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4252 Probably not worth 2 birds in a bush 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4253 So what happened to his mate? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4254 I think he thinks it's bait. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4255 If the sayings true, that bird has got to go! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4256 Ah. He must own the hunting dog that just went by with the quail twerking on its back. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4257 I think that's part of the effette wing of the NRA. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4258 I'm pretty sure that Bert isn't NRA material. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4259 Smug bastard, thinks he's worth more than us. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4260 Your son is acting up again. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4261 Gentrification must have hit Ralph hard. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4262 Wow, she's the Tiananmen Square of our species. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4263 Which cuckoo is the bigger idiot? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4264 A bird of the rifle is worth less than two on bush. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4265 He sure is close to doubling his net worth. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4266 I kept telling him to read that Thomas Frank book. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4267 This is probably why they always talk about just Two Little Dickie Birds. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4268 That's pretty woodcocky. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4269 You got to love those Marine Recon Rangers. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4270 You can see it dripping off of the barrell -- providing yet another meaning for the term bird-shot. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4271 It's a right of passage for some species. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4272 Beats us 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4273 Must be from Porland. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4274 Does he really think he can fool us with that thing just because Charlie fell for the inflatable arm flailing tube man last week? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4275 I don't know who to hate more... That's whom. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4276 Isn't that Mock N. Jay, the great impressionist? I hear he's spot on. Audiences love him- just kills em! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4277 Bravery could get one of us in the nest...stupidity--not so much. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4278 We could have been the three MUSKETeers 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4279 A little birdie told me to watch this..... 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4280 We're safe as long as we stay together here 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4281 Don't be fooled - it's just a cheep stunt. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4282 Incredible he is able no make that hunter to walk backwards. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4283 Looks like Tweety got herself a new boyfriend. (Alternately: She did always say she liked a man in uniform.) 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4284 IF YOU CANT DODGE THEM YOU JUST JOIN THEM 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4285 Another one bites the dust. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4286 Name had me minimizing the threat, but I never trusted that variety of pigeon. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4287 Two in the bush is worth one in the NRA. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4288 Jeez, he couldn't get a normal job. He just had to join the gig economy. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4289 He's going after super delegates. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4290 Patience. Patience. An unsuspecting hunter will approach our decoy...then WHAM! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4291 you do know that the NRA ha these little stuffed birds they can tie to their rifles just to get our guard down... 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4292 ? "And a Bluebird on the end of me...." ? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4293 Well, it's nice to know he has mixed feelings about the whole thing. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4294 What makes him so sure that the hunter is deaf and dumb? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4295 "I told you going vegetarian would make him a Democrat". 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4296 Reason number 951 why people hate pigeons. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4297 He is the thing with feathers. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4298 Now we strike back! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4299 Wow... Check out the balls on Steve! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4300 I always knew he was a Stool pigeon. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4301 It's a new invasive species called a Sightbird. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4302 #1 Say what you will about him, Tweety ain't afraid of much. #2 I hear it's the latest kind of peep sight. #3 Word has it he also collects hood ornaments. Go figure. #4 Fudd ain't been the same since his wife went veegan. THE END 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4303 And that one believes the guy works at Disney's movie studio. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4304 Someone should issue a golden alert. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4305 Sure makes living outdoors an adventure. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4306 If e finds the care keys we can drive out together 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4307 Suck up. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4308 As long as he doesn't get in front of it he should be safe. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4309 He told us he could find as easy ride to grandma's tree. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4310 He'll probably want his money back on those invisible seeds you sold him. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4311 Stupid bet. Soon as he looks down that barrel, we lose our entire stash of crumbs. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4312 Not a friend in need 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4313 Look at that sexy. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4314 Otto's always been a dare devil! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4315 Hipsters will put a bird on anything. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4316 Such Bravery. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4317 Watch out, Farmer Brown is using the old decoy game again. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4318 I see he got a new scaup. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4319 I know you fancy that 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4320 Well, she finally got her cracker. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4321 He's beginning to believe. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4322 Blue bird on my shoulder makes me happy. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4323 Joe always wants a birds eye view of the rear when hunting. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4324 No, I think it's a stool pigeon. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4325 Second Amendment? Really? You're going to tell me about the Second Amendment? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4326 It's the Cement Block of Damocles 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4327 ''He takes after his dad, Tweety Bird.'' 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4328 Yes, that is my boy. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4329 He needs a better lookout! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4330 He's a pilot fish. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4331 It is and it isn't what it is. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4332 Nobody tweets him right. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4333 I have a lot of growing up to do 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4334 I hear he's working for peanuts. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4335 Our son has become a "Bernie Bro". 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4336 At least we can say we taste better than him... 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4337 I don't think this is how the gunfight works 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4338 Don't worry. At that range, no gun can hit Chick. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4339 Two birds in the bush is worth on bird on the rifle. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4340 Well that is indeed a bold move, but the physics support that strategy. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4341 He just kept chirping on and on about some "Tiananmen Square." 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4342 He's a bird version of Benedict Arnold 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4343 I don't know, Maude. We knew he was different when he was in the nest, but somehow I didn't expect him to be THAT different! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4344 She gets three cents an hour. Front sight for short-leg buffalo. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4345 He must be going through puberty. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4346 Huh. Charlie's not chicken, is he? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4347 To thin. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4348 Polly forgot his glasses again. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4349 Tweedle Dumb is such a risk taker, 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4350 We'll drop our payload on the hat and shoulder targets. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4351 Dare you to yell 'It's rabbit season!' 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4352 That's the "twerk" that is all the rage nowdays 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4353 Is that Tom? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4354 Uncle Marty still can't stop looking for the WMDs 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4355 Stephen Hawking he isn't, but then who is? 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4356 How many of us is he worth? 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4357 I thought Johnny said he was a pacifist? 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4358 Brownnoser! 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4359 Walking on the wild side, would ya say? 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4360 He volunteered to be on point and warn us if he sees any "bird hunters" around. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4361 Pap's decoys are just getting too pathetic. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4362 At least he's one of us. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4363 I hope that's the twitter bird Larry. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4364 It's what they call a 'decoy' bird 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4365 At least he doesn't have one stone. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4366 I'd say he has it "in site". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4367 I know why the twelve gauge bird sings 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4368 Next time we should dare him to swing by Ted Cruz's place. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4369 Well, he is whistling while pacing. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4370 It's the man-bird bonding rage, Avian Glue. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4371 Careful Phil , according to the tweets this area is trending right now! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4372 Look who's gunning for this year's 'Balance Bird' crown. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4373 Relax, it's dumb Hilda. She will play right into his hand and our value will be cut in half in a snap. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4374 Squad goals. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4375 Should we tell him that he's on the tip of the rifle?" "He'll figure it out soon enough 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4376 Standing tall and proud...since 1981 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4377 Now she is imagining that she is a poster child for the Nobel Peace Prize. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4378 Keith is the dumbest smart bird I've ever met." "100% 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4379 Hers is the best ventriloquism of a bull elk's bugle I have ever heard. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4380 Ha, she just made a nest in his barrel. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4381 He's always been a real straight shooter. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4382 Bob's kind of an Uncle Big Bird. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4383 I think he ruffled Bert's tail feathers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4384 Yup, they all look alike, but in a previous life he rousted cattle in Nevada. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4385 Hunter Bob spins really fast once Tweeter starts his quail calls. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4386 He nose best. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4387 The new silent-alarm canary is really hard to hear. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4388 The bird on a gun is worth two birds on a limb! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4389 Don't be fooled, stay alert. It's not a dove. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4390 These birds ain't loyal. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4391 So, should we be, like, live tweeting this before he bites the bullet? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4392 I figure humans call us mourning doves because they mourn peace. But they're happiest with a gun. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4393 Sage wisdom is often passed down to the next generation like a game of telephone. Once an old fellow told me that "a man can kill three birds above a bush when one's stoned". That man was Dick Cheney's father. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4394 ??"Don't worry about a thing. 'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"?? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4395 What a hot dog! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4396 He thinks he's Baretta meets Woodstock meets the NRA. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4397 What a sell out! I feel so betrayed. This live gun site trend better be a passing fad! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4398 No worries...he thinks he's St. Francis! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4399 As if we didn't know. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4400 Our friendship knows no bounds. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4401 He's either retarded, has a learning disability, or a Democrat." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4402 I think that's Elmer Fudd, but I don't want to chance it so I'm staying put. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4403 he got ted 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4404 As long as we stay in this bush, and stick together, we should be OK. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4405 Think we should give him a hand? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4406 I recognize him. That's Aaron Burrd... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4407 She calls herself Bird of Steel. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4408 It's nice the way he lets Jimmy ride on his shotgun, but what does that Arthur O'Connell look-alike see in that HAT? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4409 ya man a bird 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4410 The left liberal media's really gotten to 'em. Looks like a convenience rather than a hazard to me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4411 Such an air-head bird brain! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4412 Bernie Sanders, he's not. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4413 Not to complain, but it's a bit of a letdown after the 'lion & lamb' buildup. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4414 That last tweet must have did him in. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4415 Conservationist? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4416 Birdy's chirping creates a No-War glow zone around hunter's feet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4417 A Hunting We Will Go, A Hunting We Will Go! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4418 She's our old style early warning system. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4419 Maybe he'll distract him long enough for us to get away. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4420 Who do you think will let it rip first? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4421 That bird is right up Lapierre's butt. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4422 If he could see my Instagram feed right this second he'd go berserk. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4423 its ok he's heading for the high school 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4424 What's that thing Chirper is perched on? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4425 I think that's the Beretta Silver Pigeon. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4426 Isn't that the Bernie Sanders bird? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4427 Did that bunting take up hunting? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4428 How did he know it wasn't a Taser? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4429 Junior is definitely a genius. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4430 He won't listen to his dad or me, his showing off is going to get him shot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4431 It's one of those newfangled social media sights---when you're on target, it tweets. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4432 Great, we can invite the family over this weekend. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4433 He sure looks idiomatic! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4434 Do you think Billy can pile it high enough? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4435 Nobody ain't got time for that. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4436 Phil is always on the lookout to make life easier for others. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4437 If I've told him one else, I've told him a thousand times not to skip school! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4438 Boston is such an adventurous young bird, just like I was. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4439 There goes Bernie Sanders! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4440 He grouses a lot and tweets more than Donald Trump! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4441 Not in my back yard vs The Gentrifiers 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4442 Isn’t a gun supposed to give you the body, not the bird? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4443 apparantly he overheard the farmer telling his wife hes long sighted only 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4444 The guy's quasi-logical assumption that "arm" is an extension of "hand" is sweet enough, but the bird's subtle mocking jauntiness MAKES IT! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4445 He's always lived dangerously! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4446 I hope she doesn't get shipped out to the Middle East. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4447 Ever notice that hunters on Twitter seem most conflicted about dove season? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4448 You're right! That's the same strategy that Trump's using...except for the rhetoric. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4449 Your peep's been at those fermented berries again. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4450 Guys lets go away from the hunter.... Wait Lin comeback he is going to shoot you. Hunter: Dont worry son I will make you my dinner. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4451 I really admired his work in the Woodstock poster. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4452 Even though he's said to be worth the same as us, from his perch he still puts on airs. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4453 Maybe she thinks it's his cell phone. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4454 We don't beat those three french hens out there; let's just say 'it's hunting season' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4455 Look it's a wrongbird 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4456 There it goes. Another betrayer. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4457 There's our Freddie. He chirps to warn the animals to run away quickly! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4458 So, what did you expect? A black sheep on a .410? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4459 Dueling canards. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4460 Act I. Arms and a man Act II. To coo and to woo 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4461 I heard that the perks are great and you don't even need accident insurance. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4462 It looks like a starling, but it might also be a quisling. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4463 The 'Rugged and Outdoors' Father's Day kit was a big seller this season. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4464 Australians call it a riflebird. Americans know it as trumpery. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4465 peep sight?!.. no TRAITOR 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4466 Master, you think you can really shoot down some birds with such ridiculous mechanism?" "I am not afraid of not brave enough to do, but, rather not brave enough to think. Are you, Collaborator, on my side though? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4467 Just give it a minute. She landed on a bang bang stick. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4468 Is that his bird dog? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4469 ??Sumer is icumen on, lhookin' fer kukku?? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4470 $1900 and the current tenant should be picked clean by the first of the month. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4471 Fred: "It's his start-up company's DRONE-SCOUT." Ralph: "This is a field-test?" Fred: "It's stupid." Ralph: "Why do you say that?" Fred: "It ain't working, is it?" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4472 That finch is a snitch; she'll tell him about us. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4473 Whew...we are safe. He is in Sarah Palin's hunting party ...so he knows a bird over the barrel is worth 2 in the bush! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4474 Appears as if the NRA has brainwashed our little birdbrain. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4475 It's a remora bird. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4476 Relax, it's Elmer Fudds' Great Grandson. Start whistling some Opera and we will really have some fun. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4477 He wasn't like this before those jays moved into the neighborhood. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4478 I thought he was going to shoot me! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4479 Something about a horse with no name, I don't know. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4480 I think Birdie has forgotten what socialists look like. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4481 Timmy crossed Timmy changed parties. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4482 Tweetie's been singing about a barrel of laughs. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4483 Why does he perch against his own interests? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4484 DON,T WORRY, HE NEEDS EYE GLASSES. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4485 I prefer he sticks to Bernie rallies 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4486 It looks like Harold got the new peep site position. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4487 He's overthinking if he just wants to kill us. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4488 They met about two years ago and he replaced the gun action with a camera. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4489 Is that bird on a rifle worth the same as us two in this bush--or not? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4490 Ohoho! politics 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4491 It's called "counting coup." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4492 There are rumors he will replace the bird dog. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4493 An end of the barrel run for him! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4494 when you try your best but you don't succeed 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4495 Maybe Ryan will get to the White House. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4496 He just wants to make sure there're no dogs in sight. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4497 It says a "a bird in hand..." NOT "a bird on a rifle ...." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4498 I'm afraid that little bird may be in for a big surprise. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4499 Is That's Trump's Spirit Animal? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4500 She's a strict constructionist. She took a job as a lobbyist for the NRA. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4501 Another candidate trying to show he is in touch with the common man and Hunters 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4502 -Do you think it's armed and loaded? -Not sure...but I hope the swallow is. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4503 Hey, look . . . it's the Bernie Bird! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4504 I told you we shouldn't trust a bird named Stone. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4505 How does he ever sleep at night. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4506 Experience aside, I just don't trust her. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4507 Watch the Birdie 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4508 Tweety knows no fear. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4509 There goes Aloysius with his puckish wit again. Still, it beats being under the gun. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4510 It's not bravery--that guy is a terrible shot. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4511 Here's why Occupy Sandbox failed. No movement. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4512 Too bad, it's tails; he lost. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4513 What a token! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4514 Don’ thirstbucket Berd, she ratchet, na’ mean? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4515 Now that's what I call Pooptopia. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4516 It must be safe. Look at Judas. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4517 Let's hope he is half blind, and not a traitor. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4518 Coming from an ophthalmologist's office, Tweety knows hyperopia. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4519 ...Don't worry...she'll soon fill out if she keeps it up... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4520 You have to assume that hunters in the dodo bird era were a tad sharper. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4521 Look, he's friendly to out cause. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4522 She take Emily Dickinson way too seriously. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4523 I'm just saying I expected him to be a blue bird. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4524 Two in the bush are worth more than one near the hand. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4525 We needed a way to continue natural selection... We can't have more Arnies' in the community 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4526 Now, there's an accident ready to happen; he's one of those who took the short course on birding. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4527 Weight Watchers. She'said bear noticable. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4528 He said he's got something going with a taxidermy woodpecker. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4529 we showed the world how smart we are ."didnt we??? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4530 It's a good job, but he has to migrate with the butterflies. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4531 It's a cork gun. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4532 Good thing he doesn't have one stone. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4533 It's like shooting fish in a barrel 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4534 Hank, I see and understand why our daughter is cutting classes in college. She is obsessed by an older man with a 7 inch shaft. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4535 Tweety's safe enough there, Fred used to be a guard at the Clinton prison upstate. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4536 Please vote me for next president! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4537 That's the new gun that never misses, it's called the Viagra. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4538 Birdbrain, or the unexpected dishonor of ignorance. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4539 It's the honorable thing. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4540 One, maybe two, more solid pecks and "Jackhammer Ralph" should have that front sight misaligned. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4541 ill give you 10 seeds if i saw hes blind 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4542 It's so gauche how that breed tries to flaunt its relationships. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4543 A disagreement on stock direction? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4544 He's an old hippy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4545 It's a bird bird, Wanda. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4546 No, I don't think this is how Shelley got the line, 'Hail to thee, blithe spirit!' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4547 Yeah, you should have seen last years dummy, it looked like Trump! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4548 Looks like we should all do some traumatic bonding. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4549 What's the exchange rate of "a bird on your gun?" 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4550 If you can't take the heat, stay out of the sandbox. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4551 Just remember, if he was one of us, Rick the Robin would be Phrick the Pheasant. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4552 "I hope I am not dinner tonight". 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4553 Don't worry about Tweety. The gun's over the left shoulder. It means he's a nice fellow and wouldn't hurt a feather. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4554 Where's the hawk when you need him? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4555 Do you think that counts as T & E? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4556 Bufflehead! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4557 Of course it's deadly, but it makes a great mobile perch! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4558 .....and after they felt in love. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4559 He doesn't know what upland game means yet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4560 Better than a wall mount. Or is it just symbiotic! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4561 I and love and U. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4562 He is using her as a shill ! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4563 If he hadn't lost his camel he would have made it by now 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4564 Cranberry farmers are mellow hunters. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4565 La de da. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4566 The males aren't the pretty ones 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4567 He's obviously prey. Let's eat him. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4568 If he sees usnhensnsupposed to send out a tweet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4569 he is should tweet that selfie 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4570 How in the world did he get the best seat in the house? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4571 It works if your not the prey. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4572 She allured me last spring, but he's a lousy shot 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4573 Benedict Quailnold. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4574 We're beautifully rendered, sure, but what do we have to do with Donald Trump? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4575 What's up with all the kids doing 'slack gun' these days? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4576 I warned everyone in the forest, and you ate the hunters lunch...So long you traitor. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4577 She constantly tweets about the glory days of the Overland Stage. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4578 She's overlooking the most important sight. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4579 Tweety's skitching again 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4580 Don't worry he vote Republican and the is a dummy. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4581 Chirp, chirp, it might boom! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4582 Whew - he's not a strict constructionist. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4583 Do you think this silly bird is trying to disguise the haunter by pretending to be in his riffle like us in a tree branch? Well, probably that silly bird can have more possibility to survive than us. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4584 The kid thinks marching around in the weeds grousing about with that guy is okay wait till he turns it around and starts the shoot em up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4585 bird1:thats not a branch! bird2:looks like a good branch,i might join him. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4586 I can't watch anymore of this unmindfulness Carl. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4587 Not all them gun tote'n rednecks are killers. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4588 I know he wanted to get rid of his cold feet problem, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4589 I'm guessing...married fisherman. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4590 He's gun controlled challenged. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4591 Now I'm really pissed that I forgot my iPhone at home! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4592 Life's been hard ever since Steve switched sided. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4593 please let me know when you find your parents, bebe 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4594 I just don't trust those birds from Vichy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4595 A robin on the gun is worth more than two pheasants in the bush! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4596 ...two Turtle Doves And a partridge on a Benelli 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4597 Steve seems to have come down with a serious case of lemanthrophy 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4598 You're right -- that's no pigeon and that ain't no stool, but ... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4599 Hey, he wants it on HIS terms. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4600 Is he trying to prove he's better than us? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4601 Progressive birds look on as one of their own lands on the rifle Bernie Sanders is hunting members of the Establishment with. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4602 This is all because we saw "Hamilton" when we flew to New York last week. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4603 #VALUE! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4604 Talk about flying high on the hunter's spike! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4605 Definitely. The bird bird is much better than the bird dog--looking out for us! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4606 (birds on the tree) You think that man knows? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4607 That Bernie bird has gone crackers on being friendly to people. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4608 whistle while you work, indeed. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4609 He'll Teewt if danger Smool. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4610 George! George! George?...... It's times like this were I wonder why he calls us his friends." "HEY! THIS GUY WANTS ME TO JOIN HIM FOR DINNER! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4611 I see he's catching coot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4612 "I wonder what he's thinking right now?" " Mmmmhm bout to have me some good ol' steak fer dinner." *leaves branch* 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4613 "Your dad can be embarrassing sometimes. Especially when he lets his boyfriend play in the sandpit". 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0