Contest #519


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519


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-04-25
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-05-08 (estimated)
Number of captions 4614
Number of responses 191935
Number of participants 7469


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 He's pro-gun, but I like his stance on migration. 1.9148 0.06023 176 64 63 49
1 Now that's what I call riding shotgun 1.9062 0.06065 160 55 65 40
2 We might be empty nesters sooner than we thought. 1.8811 0.06393 143 51 58 34
3 It must be great to be endangered. 1.8790 0.06843 157 68 40 49
4 Mockingbird, pretty sure. 1.8684 0.06646 152 62 48 42
5 This gives a whole new meaning to "riding shotgun." 1.8658 0.06220 149 54 61 34
6 Yes, but it's that self-destructive personality that makes his songs so memorable. 1.8652 0.06540 141 53 54 34
7 Does this make us bad parents? 1.8364 0.07806 110 47 34 29
8 It must be nice to be on the endangered species list. 1.8268 0.07424 127 57 35 35
9 Dave hasn't been himself since flying into that window. 1.8208 0.07317 106 41 43 22
10 Did she always take this position on guns? 1.8151 0.07057 119 48 45 26
11 He always liked to ride shotgun. 1.8091 0.07475 110 46 39 25
12 I'm really OK with being "the two in the bush". 1.7917 0.08366 96 44 28 24
13 Kevin is so cocky when he's out of season. 1.7857 0.09736 70 32 21 17
14 Well that's a mocking bird for ya. 1.7802 0.08387 91 41 29 21
15 Someone really should explain to Larry what "riding shotgun" means. 1.7800 0.07730 100 43 36 21
16 It took us years to get somebody in the inside. 1.7755 0.08015 98 44 32 22
17 We may not have covered every single thing before pushing him out of the nest.. 1.7692 0.07342 91 35 42 14
18 Wow, that Brass Balled Warbler really lives up to its name. 1.7684 0.08122 95 43 31 21
19 He says it's a better adrenaline rush than high-voltage power lines. 1.7684 0.07550 95 39 39 17
20 I don't think he understood when you said he could ride shotgun. 1.7582 0.08020 91 40 33 18
21 Sweetie, we might be empty nesters sooner than we thought. 1.7558 0.07922 86 36 35 15
22 I could be brave, too if I were out of season. 1.7556 0.07629 90 37 38 15
23 You never know who you'll get when you call for an Uber ride. 1.7556 0.07950 90 39 34 17
24 I'm pretty sure that's a Mockingbird. 1.7470 0.09045 83 41 22 20
25 His protected species request must have been approved. 1.7467 0.07615 75 28 38 9
26 She's taking a little too much advantage of her endangered species status, don't you think? 1.7442 0.08782 86 42 24 20
27 There he goes again, jumping the gun. 1.7429 0.08558 70 29 30 11
28 If I were a protected species, I would show off too. 1.7342 0.09135 79 39 22 18
29 I'm starting to think he's not college material. 1.7333 0.09762 60 27 22 11
30 Remember Son: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." 1.7264 0.07160 106 47 41 18
31 He's not brave. It's deer season. 1.7260 0.08994 73 34 25 14
32 Well, look who's going all Second Amendment on us. 1.7260 0.08780 73 33 27 13
33 I’m not one to interfere with natural selection. 1.7231 0.09433 65 30 23 12
34 Riding shotgun again! 1.7231 0.10402 65 34 15 16
35 Cuckoo maybe, but he's definitely not a chicken. 1.7222 0.08895 72 33 26 13
36 She's one of our embedded journalists... 1.7200 0.08396 75 33 30 12
37 When I was young, we sat on phone lines and waited for a freshly washed car. 1.7164 0.09701 67 33 20 14
38 I gotta tweet this. 1.7123 0.09452 73 37 20 16
39 Uh oh, looks like Helen is off her meds. 1.7101 0.08784 69 31 27 11
40 This is why we're endangered. 1.7097 0.10125 62 31 18 13
41 I've warned him it can be dangerous riding shotgun. 1.7083 0.09369 72 36 21 15
42 Wow! A Nonetoo Swift. You understandably don't see many of those. 1.7083 0.09976 72 39 15 18
43 It looks like Frankie's lasik didn't go well 1.7059 0.09840 68 35 18 15
44 I'm glad we're the two in the bush. 1.7049 0.10012 61 30 19 12
45 She's cute, Bob. You should just go over and talk to her. What's the worst that could happen? 1.7015 0.10203 67 36 15 16
46 That's what we get for homeschooling. 1.7015 0.09274 67 32 23 12
47 Canaries are brave. Not very bright, but brave. 1.7000 0.10442 60 31 16 13
48 He always rides shotgun when he travels 1.7000 0.08787 80 40 24 16
49 Stockholm Syndrome 1.6984 0.09229 63 29 24 10
50 Now THAT'S a mocking-bird. 1.6974 0.07497 76 31 37 8
51 It's called riding shotgun. 1.6970 0.10120 66 35 16 15
52 Why is it always our kid? 1.6923 0.10825 52 26 16 10
53 He's compensating for a small beak. 1.6901 0.08650 71 33 27 11
54 Teenagers. They think they're invincible. 1.6825 0.08414 63 27 29 7
55 Dumb and dumber. 1.6780 0.10382 59 31 16 12
56 Those protected species are such smart-asses. 1.6757 0.09448 74 40 18 16
57 It's called "riding shotgun" and it's a lot safer than it looks. 1.6721 0.10381 61 33 15 13
58 I guess we do have tiny brains. 1.6719 0.09722 64 33 19 12
59 You have to admire his stance on gun control. 1.6667 0.11215 54 30 12 12
60 We need to work on his landings. 1.6667 0.10899 54 29 14 11
61 Kids are calling it 'rifling'; say it's a real rush 1.6613 0.10270 62 34 15 13
62 It's my wife's idiot nephew. 1.6610 0.09853 59 30 19 10
63 Sure gives new meaning to "riding shotgun". 1.6604 0.10059 53 26 19 8
64 He is . . . The Most Interesting Bird in the World. 1.6557 0.09886 61 32 18 11
65 We have to get him out of there. Send him a Tweet. 1.6557 0.10159 61 33 16 12
66 I think we can stop worrying about his college fund. 1.6545 0.10451 55 29 16 10
67 These kids today with their extreme sports. 1.6538 0.10595 52 27 16 9
68 It beats working in the mines. 1.6538 0.09857 52 25 20 7
69 Studies show that it's safer than flying. 1.6500 0.09152 60 29 23 8
70 Well we always told him to keep his friends close and his enemies closer. 1.6481 0.09589 54 26 21 7
71 He’s a mockingbird 1.6481 0.10626 54 29 15 10
72 Looks like Stockholm syndrome to me 1.6481 0.10626 54 29 15 10
73 I can't wait to tweet about this. 1.6471 0.10783 51 27 15 9
74 I think we need to get ourselves a new lookout... 1.6471 0.10783 51 27 15 9
75 It's bold, it's daring, and it just might work. 1.6458 0.10092 48 23 19 6
76 Two clear cases of A.D.D. 1.6429 0.10329 56 30 16 10
77 He's left the nest. It's not our place to criticize his choice of friends. 1.6429 0.10329 56 30 16 10
78 I bet he thinks he's worth two of us. 1.6429 0.12203 42 23 11 8
79 He's game, I'll give him that. 1.6429 0.10638 56 31 14 11
80 A clear case of Stockholm syndrome. 1.6415 0.11138 53 30 12 11
81 "I know he is on the endangered list, but he doesn't have to be pompous about it". 1.6400 0.10598 50 26 16 8
82 I remember when ridin' shotgun was all that mattered. 1.6389 0.12053 36 18 13 5
83 I wonder which bird-brain will turn around first... 1.6383 0.11552 47 26 12 9
84 She does all her own stunts. 1.6346 0.10646 52 28 15 9
85 It's always the last place you think to look. 1.6346 0.11332 52 30 11 11
86 I admire Steve for taking a stand on guns. 1.6346 0.10646 52 28 15 9
87 He better not tweet about this. 1.6327 0.11178 49 27 13 9
88 Well that explains the fancy birdhouse and expensive suet. 1.6327 0.10389 49 25 17 7
89 Okay, now poop on it or the bet is off! 1.6316 0.10805 57 33 12 12
90 Looks like he's got a chirp on his shoulder. 1.6296 0.10671 54 30 14 10
91 I hate how he insists on riding shotgun all of the time 1.6296 0.10339 54 29 16 9
92 I'm content being one of two in the bush. 1.6296 0.10339 54 29 16 9
93 One thing's for sure, he's no chicken. 1.6275 0.07902 51 21 28 2
94 He's been insufferable ever since he found out nobody hunts robins. 1.6275 0.10464 51 27 16 8
95 Look ! He's riding shotgun! 1.6275 0.10464 51 27 16 8
96 Don't you just love deer season. 1.6275 0.10832 51 28 14 9
97 I think he’s about to send his last tweet. 1.6226 0.09797 53 27 19 7
98 We're harder to shoot once you get to know us. 1.6226 0.10851 53 30 13 10
99 Someone should tell him hitchhiking is dangerous 1.6226 0.09797 53 27 19 7
100 Robin will be OK - it's Dick Cheney. 1.6226 0.10512 53 29 15 9
101 Technically, that is the safest place to be... 1.6226 0.10161 53 28 17 8
102 Holy Stockholm Syndrome, Robin!! 1.6226 0.10851 53 30 13 10
103 It's his poise that I admire. 1.6222 0.10678 45 23 16 6
104 Everyone will be tweeting about this. 1.6170 0.11197 47 26 13 8
105 There's a fool on both ends of that gun. 1.6170 0.11995 47 28 9 10
106 You're right. Stockholm Syndrome. 1.6154 0.08751 52 24 24 4
107 He always was a strange bird. 1.6154 0.09960 52 27 18 7
108 Who's that chick riding shotgun? 1.6154 0.11037 52 30 12 10
109 You have to love mocking birds 1.6154 0.09574 52 26 20 6
110 That's not what I meant by 'Keep your enemies close.' 1.6140 0.10246 57 32 15 10
111 He's getting seed money from the NRA. 1.6136 0.12682 44 27 7 10
112 Yeah, he always has to ride shotgun. 1.6136 0.10889 44 23 15 6
113 I always say, a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.6087 0.15061 23 12 8 3
114 Protected Species 1.6078 0.10508 51 28 15 8
115 Guess he couldn't afford a bird dog. 1.6042 0.10627 48 26 15 7
116 First the bungee jumping, now this! 1.6038 0.09839 53 28 18 7
117 It's OK. He's a service animal. 1.6000 0.11780 50 31 8 11
118 He did call shotgun. 1.6000 0.10731 45 24 15 6
119 I thought you called Shotgun. 1.6000 0.11780 50 31 8 11
120 It's time we face facts. Our son is an adrenalin junkie. 1.6000 0.09476 50 25 20 5
121 Pretty safe spot if you think about it. 1.5962 0.11073 52 31 11 10
122 He flew into the same window four times yesterday. 1.5962 0.10000 52 28 17 7
123 I don't know which one is more oblivious to their surroundings. 1.5957 0.10386 47 25 16 6
124 I just hope riding shotgun doesn’t backfire on him. 1.5957 0.11241 47 27 12 8
125 Sure, he's endangered, but he's also a jerk. 1.5957 0.10822 47 26 14 7
126 That's cukoo. 1.5952 0.10809 42 22 15 5
127 There's brave, and then there's stupid. 1.5926 0.10414 54 31 14 9
128 Adrenaline junkie. 1.5918 0.10067 49 26 17 6
129 With Uber, you just never know. 1.5918 0.10481 49 27 15 7
130 It was on his bucket list. 1.5918 0.10481 49 27 15 7
131 By the looks of things his aversion therapy is going very well. 1.5909 0.10444 44 23 16 5
132 He keeps tweeting about the second amendment.. 1.5909 0.11865 44 26 10 8
133 That my fine feathered friend is a Mocking bird. 1.5909 0.12303 44 27 8 9
134 Of which bird brain are you speaking? 1.5909 0.10938 44 24 14 6
135 Brave? You bet... at night he works a second job in the coal mine! 1.5909 0.10444 44 23 16 5
136 Well, he did call riding shotgun. 1.5909 0.11411 44 25 12 7
137 I didn't realize that 'riding shotgun' was an actual thing. 1.5909 0.11411 44 25 12 7
138 Gotta hand it to Larry, this is gonna be an awesome selfie. 1.5909 0.10938 44 24 14 6
139 Remember to keep your friends close but your enemies closer. 1.5909 0.11411 44 25 12 7
140 Ten more seconds on that thing and we have a new champion. 1.5893 0.09796 56 31 17 8
141 I'd say they're both endangered species. 1.5882 0.08947 68 38 20 10
142 Jeez, always has to ride shotgun. 1.5870 0.11867 46 28 9 9
143 No way he's worth two of us. 1.5854 0.12085 41 24 10 7
144 It's more of a political statement. 1.5854 0.11030 41 22 14 5
145 He used to work in a coal mine. 1.5833 0.10666 48 27 14 7
146 The kids are playing chicken again. 1.5833 0.10666 48 27 14 7
147 He's been tweeting about it all morning. 1.5833 0.10242 48 26 16 6
148 He loves riding shotgun. 1.5833 0.10666 48 27 14 7
149 The sparrows call that "riding shotgun". 1.5814 0.11153 43 24 13 6
150 Her mother was the same way. Anything for attention. 1.5814 0.11639 43 25 11 7
151 He's riding shotgun again! 1.5814 0.12988 43 28 5 10
152 Which one of us should tell him that's not a branch? 1.5800 0.10337 50 28 15 7
153 That's the Bluebird of Haplessness. 1.5778 0.12098 45 28 8 9
154 Riding shotgun? 1.5778 0.10773 45 25 14 6
155 I see this friendship ending badly. 1.5778 0.11232 45 26 12 7
156 If you think about it, that's really the safest place to be. 1.5778 0.11232 45 26 12 7
157 This ought to be good. I told him he's a protected species, but he completely isn't. 1.5778 0.11673 45 27 10 8
158 Where did we go wrong, Dear? 1.5758 0.14454 33 21 5 7
159 He'll be tweeting about this all week. 1.5750 0.11815 40 23 11 6
160 Well, you did tell him to "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" 1.5750 0.10674 40 21 15 4
161 We pushed him out of the nest too early. 1.5745 0.10423 47 26 15 6
162 If he's smart, he'll wait before he tweets about this. 1.5745 0.10858 47 27 13 7
163 Larry likes to live on the edge. 1.5745 0.10858 47 27 13 7
164 He only chirps when the guy backs up. 1.5745 0.10858 47 27 13 7
165 Hide in plain sight always works 1.5745 0.11276 47 28 11 8
166 He's about to send his last tweet. 1.5745 0.09494 47 24 19 4
167 Quiet, he's still looking for two in the bush. 1.5745 0.11276 47 28 11 8
168 They call him the gun whisperer. 1.5714 0.11876 42 25 10 7
169 Branch Recognition was never Sam's strong subject in school. 1.5714 0.11376 42 24 12 6
170 Chuck is a mockingbird's mockingbird. 1.5714 0.11376 42 24 12 6
171 He’s weak at camouflage but surprisingly strong on the Second Amendment. 1.5714 0.13772 35 22 6 7
172 He called shotgun. 1.5714 0.12816 42 27 6 9
173 He can’t help it—he’s a little cuckoo. 1.5714 0.12816 42 27 6 9
174 Is one on the barrel worth two in the bush? 1.5714 0.13148 35 21 8 6
175 Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer. 1.5714 0.09671 49 26 18 5
176 His NRA membership is clearly paying off. 1.5714 0.10911 49 29 12 8
177 I'm telling you, Larry's got Stockholm Syndrome. 1.5714 0.11876 42 25 10 7
178 Remind me to unfriend her when we get back to the nest. 1.5714 0.11376 42 24 12 6
179 This is even more irresponsible than his catsurfing. 1.5690 0.09561 58 33 17 8
180 I dare you to yell "PULL." 1.5682 0.10976 44 25 13 6
181 You gotta give her credit – it’s the safest place to be. 1.5682 0.10976 44 25 13 6
182 The hunter thing is a total chick magnet 1.5682 0.11448 44 26 11 7
183 An NRA membership does have its benefits. 1.5682 0.10484 44 24 15 5
184 He's been live tweeting the hunter's movements all morning. 1.5682 0.10976 44 25 13 6
185 What kind of idiot pigeons would name their kid "Clay"? 1.5625 0.10274 48 27 15 6
186 Now are you convinced our son is on drugs? 1.5625 0.11496 48 30 9 9
187 Wait til you see his dismount! 1.5610 0.11070 41 23 13 5
188 We should Tweet about this. 1.5610 0.11608 41 24 11 6
189 Not the best lookout we've ever had. 1.5610 0.11070 41 23 13 5
190 That chick has balls. 1.5610 0.12615 41 26 7 8
191 Hiding in plain sight... why didn't we think of that? 1.5588 0.12083 34 19 11 4
192 We should be tweeting this. 1.5588 0.12083 34 19 11 4
193 I’ve heard you should keep friends close and enemies closer, but that seems a bit extreme. 1.5588 0.12083 34 19 11 4
194 It's actually ingenious if you think about it 1.5581 0.10150 43 23 16 4
195 No, I don't have a bucket list. You? 1.5581 0.11188 43 25 12 6
196 Looks like someone really did give him the bird. 1.5581 0.11672 43 26 10 7
197 Oh to be young again. 1.5581 0.11188 43 25 12 6
198 Geez Harriet. I told you you weren't spending enough time on that egg. 1.5581 0.11672 43 26 10 7
199 Youngsters today...always pushing the boundaries! 1.5581 0.11188 43 25 12 6
200 I believe our child is turning into an adrenaline junkie. 1.5581 0.11672 43 26 10 7
201 There goes Tweetle Dee and Tweetle Dumb. 1.5581 0.11672 43 26 10 7
202 I think we're ok. 1.5581 0.10681 43 24 14 5
203 I think we can cancel his college fund. 1.5581 0.10681 43 24 14 5
204 He knows, right? He has to know. 1.5581 0.09589 43 22 18 3
205 He's taken "riding shotgun" to a new level. 1.5577 0.09278 52 28 19 5
206 I told him, "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer." 1.5556 0.12244 36 21 10 5
207 I've heard ' Keep your enemy close ' was the enemy's idea. 1.5556 0.10870 36 19 14 3
208 You just know he's going to tweet about this. 1.5556 0.12244 36 21 10 5
209 Bye-bye birdie. 1.5556 0.11701 45 28 9 8
210 Ted's our best intelligence guy; tweets from behind enemy lines. 1.5556 0.10326 45 25 15 5
211 Well, you shouldn't have told him he can ride shotgun. 1.5556 0.14055 36 24 4 8
212 I don't expect many more tweets from him. 1.5556 0.10870 36 19 14 3
213 Old dude with his sights set on a young chick. 1.5541 0.08847 74 45 17 12
214 It’s amazing anyone survives adolescence. 1.5526 0.11123 38 21 13 4
215 He gets this from your side of the family. 1.5526 0.11123 38 21 13 4
216 He's not from our branch of the family. 1.5500 0.10712 40 22 14 4
217 Look at the pecker on that one. 1.5500 0.12885 40 26 6 8
218 She always rides shotgun. 1.5476 0.11407 42 25 11 6
219 I blame the video games. 1.5476 0.10886 42 24 13 5
220 It was a triple dog dare. 1.5476 0.11905 42 26 9 7
221 Now mother, we have to let him make his own mistakes. 1.5476 0.10886 42 24 13 5
222 Keep your friends close, your enemy closer. 1.5476 0.11407 42 25 11 6
223 Perhaps a few more days in the shell would have helped. 1.5476 0.10886 42 24 13 5
224 They've agreed to disagree. 1.5476 0.10886 42 24 13 5
225 Now I kinda wish he had taken 'truth' instead of 'dare.' 1.5455 0.09997 44 24 16 4
226 Claimed they tweeted a few times and one thing led to another... 1.5429 0.13184 35 22 7 6
227 Location. Location. Location. 1.5429 0.12531 35 21 9 5
228 Seems like he's everywhere now after that Bernie Sanders podium thing. 1.5429 0.13807 35 23 5 7
229 No wonder they're called mockingbirds. 1.5405 0.12613 37 23 8 6
230 I love deer season. 1.5405 0.11360 37 21 12 4
231 Where have we failed? 1.5405 0.11360 37 21 12 4
232 I agree, she's a babe, but I'm not going out there. 1.5405 0.12003 37 22 10 5
233 He's calling the shots now. 1.5405 0.10679 37 20 14 3
234 Yep, I taught him how to ride shotgun all right. 1.5405 0.11360 37 21 12 4
235 He started off as a bad egg. 1.5405 0.09951 37 19 16 2
236 Do YOU want to tell him what "riding shotgun" really means? 1.5405 0.13194 37 24 6 7
237 Next time I get to ride shotgun. 1.5405 0.13752 37 25 4 8
238 He's your son, you go get him! 1.5385 0.12098 39 24 9 6
239 If you're not going to tweet about this, I am. 1.5385 0.11527 39 23 11 5
240 I tell you, they both need glasses. 1.5385 0.12098 39 24 9 6
241 Great, now we'll get a thousand tweets telling us what an idiot he is. 1.5385 0.12644 39 25 7 7
242 That boy ain't right... 1.5385 0.12098 39 24 9 6
243 Now dare him to take his hat. 1.5385 0.10290 39 21 15 3
244 That is living on the edge 1.5385 0.10926 39 22 13 4
245 I think he's right, it's safer than flying. 1.5385 0.10926 39 22 13 4
246 Maybe we should get an NRA membership too. 1.5366 0.11097 41 24 12 5
247 Damn, I bet him 50 bucks he wouldn't do it. 1.5366 0.12146 41 26 8 7
248 He's working to change things from the inside. 1.5366 0.11097 41 24 12 5
249 It's gonna be a bird bath. 1.5366 0.13112 41 28 4 9
250 She keeps her friends close, but her enemies closer. 1.5366 0.10533 41 23 14 4
251 When I told him to ride shotgun, this isn't exactly what I meant. 1.5366 0.12146 41 26 8 7
252 I'm pretty sure that's a yellow-bellied ass kisser. 1.5349 0.12158 43 28 7 8
253 He's had chutzpah since he was an egg 1.5312 0.12688 32 19 9 4
254 Ralphie should know that riding shotgun is not cool. 1.5294 0.13507 34 22 6 6
255 He's always been a right winger 1.5294 0.11357 34 19 12 3
256 Apparantly she is auditioning for the lead in Bye Bye Birdie 1.5278 0.11606 36 21 11 4
257 Looks like Elmer has a new twitter follower. 1.5278 0.11606 36 21 11 4
258 He's probably not in season. 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
259 He's literally riding shotgun. 1.5278 0.10901 36 20 13 3
260 With plumage less impressive than that of his male competitors, Fred tries desperately to cultivate a 'bad boy' image. 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
261 It gives new meaning to "I ride shotgun." 1.5278 0.12901 36 23 7 6
262 That crazy kid's riding shotgun again. 1.5278 0.12901 36 23 7 6
263 I thought for sure he was going to choose 'Truth'. 1.5278 0.12901 36 23 7 6
264 Let's remain "Two In The Bush". 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
265 That decoy looks like Frank. 1.5278 0.11606 36 21 11 4
266 Embedded journalism. 1.5278 0.11606 36 21 11 4
267 Bets on which one figures it out first? 1.5278 0.10147 36 19 15 2
268 We didn't prepare him for the real world. 1.5278 0.10901 36 20 13 3
269 Now that's riding shotgun! 1.5263 0.11769 38 23 10 5
270 This certainly does not speak well for either species. 1.5263 0.12921 38 25 6 7
271 I don't actually think it has anything to do with hunting anymore 1.5263 0.11148 38 22 12 4
272 Now that's what I call living on the edge. 1.5263 0.11148 38 22 12 4
273 Our scout seems to be getting somewhat reckless. 1.5263 0.11769 38 23 10 5
274 Where have we failed as parents? 1.5263 0.11769 38 23 10 5
275 I am definitely tweeting this. 1.5263 0.12358 38 24 8 6
276 Some symbiotic relationships just escape me 1.5263 0.11148 38 22 12 4
277 They met on the Internet. 1.5263 0.11769 38 23 10 5
278 I don't think that's what " Riding Shotgun" means. 1.5250 0.10734 40 23 13 4
279 What else would you expect from a Stool Pigeon? 1.5250 0.12904 40 27 5 8
280 Which one do you think is going to be more surprised? 1.5250 0.10119 40 22 15 3
281 Personally, I prefer not to ride shotgun if I can help it! 1.5250 0.11316 40 24 11 5
282 Yeah, and she's got a thing for high voltage power lines, too. 1.5250 0.11316 40 24 11 5
283 I can't wait to *tweet* this! 1.5250 0.12397 40 26 7 7
284 He said it was something about keeping your enemies closer. 1.5250 0.10119 40 22 15 3
285 He's moonlighting as a scope. 1.5250 0.08761 40 20 19 1
286 High tweeson. 1.5250 0.11869 40 25 9 6
287 And we wonder why the "birdbrain" label continues to this day. 1.5250 0.11316 40 24 11 5
288 He's seriously worth two of us? 1.5250 0.11869 40 25 9 6
289 Should I tell him or should you? 1.5208 0.07252 96 58 26 12
290 Let's face it. They're both oblivious. 1.5161 0.13812 31 20 6 5
291 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer' is one thing. This is just stupid. 1.5161 0.12156 31 18 10 3
292 Looks like somebody cut himself a deal. 1.5152 0.12402 33 20 9 4
293 Mom always said, 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer'. 1.5152 0.10767 33 18 13 2
294 The chicks dig the bad boys. 1.5152 0.11613 33 19 11 3
295 Bertie loves to ride shotgun. 1.5143 0.09501 35 18 16 1
296 I think I'll take "Truth" instead of "dare" 1.5143 0.12550 35 22 8 5
297 I've heard of keep your friends close and your enemies closer, but this is ridiculous. 1.5143 0.12550 35 22 8 5
298 You're right, they're both clueless. 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
299 Don't worry it's deer season 1.5135 0.11378 37 22 11 4
300 They're actually very compatible, aside from the hunting. 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
301 That is YOUR child. 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
302 Maybe we shouldn't have lined the nest with 'Field and Stream.' 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
303 I know they say keep your enemies close, but this seems dangerous. 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
304 Worst production of "To Kill a Mockingbird" ever! 1.5135 0.12629 37 24 7 6
305 Do you think our son is right-winged? 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
306 That bird is really over a barrel. 1.5135 0.11378 37 22 11 4
307 Obviously cuckoo 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
308 When do you think he'll realize that's not him whistling? 1.5135 0.11378 37 22 11 4
309 It makes sense. The old guy can't afford a real scope, and Fred hates ducks. 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
310 He likes living on the edge. 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
311 You know it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt 1.5135 0.11378 37 22 11 4
312 Is he loaded? 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
313 I'd rather be two birds in a bush. 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
314 Safer than us when you think about it. 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
315 Impressive. Personally, I would have chosen "Truth". 1.5135 0.12629 37 24 7 6
316 One bad tweet and it's all over. 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
317 I give her a '10' for her first solo flight, a '1' for the landing. 1.5128 0.11542 39 24 10 5
318 He's the one they call Birdie Sanders. 1.5128 0.12113 39 25 8 6
319 Maybe we raised him to be a little too trusting. 1.5128 0.10942 39 23 12 4
320 Whatever you do, don't retweet. 1.5122 0.11110 41 25 11 5
321 His father taught him, "Keep your friend close and your enemies closer." 1.5122 0.11110 41 25 11 5
322 This just seems like another one of his calls for help. 1.5000 0.12280 36 23 8 5
323 NO, I said it first--Darwin Award! Darwin Award! 1.5000 0.13517 34 23 5 6
324 They met online. 1.5000 0.11616 36 22 10 4
325 How does he always get to ride Shotgun? 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
326 It's called Stockholm Syndrome. 1.5000 0.12910 36 24 6 6
327 I always thought our son was a bit of a strange bird. 1.5000 0.12457 30 18 9 3
328 I believe they call it 'Stockholm Syndrome' 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
329 Well, I guess we can't call him a chicken anymore. 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
330 Think he'll beat Fred's record of 45 seconds? 1.5000 0.10911 36 21 12 3
331 Should we send him a tweet? 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
332 I think we pushed Jr. out of the nest too early. 1.5000 0.10911 36 21 12 3
333 Wing man. 1.5000 0.12127 34 21 9 4
334 It's Norm. They've turned him. 1.5000 0.10157 36 20 14 2
335 I hate the way the songbirds get all cocky during hunting season. 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
336 I remember when being a bird brain stood for something. 1.5000 0.12062 28 16 10 2
337 He's flown over to the dark side. 1.5000 0.10157 36 20 14 2
338 He's engaged to the guy's canary. 1.5000 0.10911 36 21 12 3
339 She was inspired by that guy in Tiananmem Square. 1.5000 0.12127 34 21 9 4
340 I definitely heard him call shotgun 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
341 Is that bird shot? 1.5000 0.14183 30 20 5 5
342 All in all I'd rather be two in the bush. 1.5000 0.11880 32 19 10 3
343 You say birdbrain, I say genius! 1.5000 0.11777 38 24 9 5
344 I just can't get behind his lax stance on gun control. 1.5000 0.11497 30 17 11 2
345 Admit it, Honey--we lack parenting skills. 1.5000 0.12741 22 12 9 1
346 Evolution works in mysterious ways. 1.5000 0.10911 36 21 12 3
347 We must teach her to never accept free rides from strangers. 1.5000 0.10555 34 19 13 2
348 A 'Right-Winger' if I ever saw one. 1.5000 0.12700 32 20 8 4
349 Yo, Harry! Now we dare you to peck him on the head! 1.5000 0.11616 36 22 10 4
350 Honey, when exactly were you planning to teach Junior about hunting season? 1.5000 0.13511 36 25 4 7
351 He's been watching too many Disney movies.. 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
352 Mockingbird... 1.5000 0.13517 34 23 5 6
353 Today's youth ! They think they're immortal. 1.5000 0.10911 36 21 12 3
354 At least WE'LL be safe, since we're the 2 in the bush... 1.5000 0.11616 36 22 10 4
355 He obviously was the first to call "shotgun." 1.5000 0.12841 34 22 7 5
356 Who taught him how to ride shotgun? 1.5000 0.10157 36 20 14 2
357 Don't respond to his tweet. 1.4872 0.12113 39 26 7 6
358 I wonder if a bird on a barrel is worth two in the bush? 1.4872 0.12113 39 26 7 6
359 He distinctly said "two in the bush." 1.4865 0.11378 37 23 10 4
360 I still prefer his 'poop on the hat' routine. 1.4865 0.12020 37 24 8 5
361 Must be a right-wing. 1.4865 0.11378 37 23 10 4
362 He's an adrenaline junkie. 1.4865 0.09971 37 21 14 2
363 She's riding shotgun. 1.4857 0.11862 35 22 9 4
364 Apparently riding shotgun was high on his bucket list. 1.4857 0.11131 35 21 11 3
365 Well, I wasn't raised that way, but if it works for them, God bless. 1.4857 0.10348 35 20 13 2
366 Hindsight is tweety-tweety. 1.4857 0.12550 35 23 7 5
367 It looks like all of those tweets have changed his position on guns. 1.4857 0.13203 35 24 5 6
368 Thinks he's gonna be a big shot some day. 1.4857 0.10348 35 20 13 2
369 Probably the safest place in the forest. 1.4857 0.11131 35 21 11 3
370 They exchanged tweets and have followed each other ever since. 1.4857 0.12550 35 23 7 5
371 Pre-school, prep school, college, and for what? 1.4857 0.11862 35 22 9 4
372 What a lark! 1.4857 0.11131 35 21 11 3
373 Didn't I tell you he was a bad egg? 1.4857 0.11862 35 22 9 4
374 Sometimes I think he takes "Keep your enemy closer" too literally. 1.4857 0.10348 35 20 13 2
375 Where did we go wrong with that kid? 1.4857 0.10348 35 20 13 2
376 There he goes taking rides with strangers again. 1.4857 0.11862 35 22 9 4
377 Nothing like having good hindsight! 1.4857 0.10348 35 20 13 2
378 I think they call it Stockholm Syndrome 1.4857 0.10348 35 20 13 2
379 He's got to learn to fly some day. 1.4857 0.11862 35 22 9 4
380 Seems that camo pattern works better than we thought. 1.4857 0.11131 35 21 11 3
381 Talk about 'stay close to your enemies." 1.4857 0.12550 35 23 7 5
382 We were all rebels at his age 1.4857 0.11862 35 22 9 4
383 Kids these days think they are invincible. 1.4857 0.11131 35 21 11 3
384 So much for last week's intervention 1.4848 0.13143 33 22 6 5
385 Must be on his bucket list. 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
386 You've gotta love mockingbirds. 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
387 Apparently that is a mocking bird. 1.4839 0.12156 31 19 9 3
388 Three to one he notices the squirrel in his pants first. 1.4839 0.13812 31 21 5 5
389 She's always protesting something. 1.4839 0.11236 31 18 11 2
390 I told you he needed glasses. 1.4839 0.13010 31 20 7 4
391 He supports the NRA and PETA. 1.4839 0.13812 31 21 5 5
392 Ignorance really is bliss. 1.4839 0.13812 31 21 5 5
393 No, he's not stupid; he's just a little cuckoo. 1.4839 0.12156 31 19 9 3
394 It kind of explains why both of them are endangered species. 1.4839 0.13010 31 20 7 4
395 Seems like we're the only ones who don't have to worry when Dick Cheney goes hunting. 1.4828 0.13700 29 19 6 4
396 He must be a mocking bird. 1.4815 0.12369 27 16 9 2
397 A bird on the barrel saves two in the bush. 1.4815 0.13472 27 17 7 3
398 You can always spot a rabbit hunter. 1.4783 0.16478 23 16 3 4
399 Don't just perch there. Poop. 1.4722 0.11606 36 23 9 4
400 The kids call it ‘riding shotgun.’ 1.4706 0.12831 34 23 6 5
401 He says they'll have to pry it from his cold, dead claws. 1.4706 0.11357 34 21 10 3
402 Be more specific, they're both peckers. 1.4706 0.13507 34 24 4 6
403 Comforting? It's just NRA propaganda. 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
404 I preferred it when he used a dog. 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
405 He's worth two of us. 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
406 One just flew over the cukoo's nest. 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
407 He always was a few twigs short of a full nest. 1.4706 0.11357 34 21 10 3
408 Lionel always had boundary issues 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
409 Perhaps home-schooling is not your forte. 1.4706 0.14152 34 25 2 7
410 Wait for it... wait for it... this is my favorite part. 1.4706 0.10543 34 20 12 2
411 How did we raise such a suck-up? 1.4706 0.10543 34 20 12 2
412 It's genius actually. 1.4706 0.12831 34 23 6 5
413 That's the safest place in the forest. 1.4706 0.10543 34 20 12 2
414 And they said it wouldn't last. 1.4706 0.10543 34 20 12 2
415 Don't worry, it's a Canadian hunter. 1.4706 0.09660 34 19 14 1
416 That's why I don't play Truth or Dare. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
417 If Larry makes it back, I think next time I'll go with "truth". 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
418 He's still worth the two of us, when you adjust for inflation. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
419 Amazing...this is exactly the kind of thing Red Bull should sponsor. 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
420 He tweeted something about the 2nd ammendment. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
421 No worries, no one shoots mocking birds 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
422 Hard to say who of the two needs glasses more urgently. 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
423 I want to tweet about this, but it could kill him. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
424 Guess he never heard of the "Big Bang" theory. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
425 The NRA's twitter strategy is a little too...literal. 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
426 I called shotgun on the way back. 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
427 he's no chicken 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
428 WELL I'LL BE A SON-OF-A-GUN! 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
429 So that's what you meant by "riding shotgun!" 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
430 He's a bird, but he identifies as a bird-dog. 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
431 I can't not look. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
432 I thought he meant he was going over to the other side of the forest. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
433 Being an endangered species has it's perks. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
434 Lester is the last one I thought would switch sides. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
435 Junior takes after your side of the family. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
436 Our wing man. 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
437 Show-off! 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
438 The bragging rights for riding the barrel are huge. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
439 Who is the bird brain now? 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
440 So, should we be, like, live tweeting this before he bites the bullet? 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
441 All things considered, it's probably the safest place to perch. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
442 I've always wanted to ride shotgun. 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
443 He must feel a lot safer with somebody riding shotgun. 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
444 My God, he's whistling Peter and the Wolf. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
445 You're right, he is a little cuckoo! 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
446 Careful...it might be a decoy. 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
447 That mockingbird has taken it to a whole new level. 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
448 It's a Cuckoo Glock. 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
449 He always was a little Cuckoo. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
450 I thought passenger pigeons were extinct. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
451 If you ask me, I think a bird joining the NRA is just fundamentally wrong on so many levels... 1.4667 0.14169 30 21 4 5
452 Well, honey, you raise 'em the best you can, but sooner or later they have to make their own decisions. 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
453 I think the hazing has crossed the line. 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
454 I bet him five worms he wouldn't do that. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
455 Talk about endangered species! 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
456 Are you sure you taught him everything you know? 1.4667 0.10431 30 17 12 1
457 Now that’s a great example of keeping your friends close and your enemies closer. 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
458 Not what I meant when I said, "Make sure you and the hunter don't see each other." 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
459 That's not exactly what I meant when I said to him: 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.' 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
460 This is worth re-tweeting. 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
461 Its a rifle with a twitter handle. 1.4667 0.14169 30 21 4 5
462 It kills me to say it, but what a birdbrain. 1.4667 0.10431 30 17 12 1
463 Irony, it's a beautiful thing. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
464 Is that worth two in the bush? 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
465 I feel bad that we called him a chicken. 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
466 When you think about it, he's actually got the safest seat in the woods. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
467 They have an understanding. 1.4667 0.10431 30 17 12 1
468 Frank's really over a barrel now. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
469 I'm just glad her mother's not here to see this! 1.4667 0.14169 30 21 4 5
470 He always said he wanted to play chicken. 1.4643 0.10889 28 16 11 1
471 I give it six months 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
472 He's auditioning for 'Animal Jackass'. 1.4643 0.14980 28 20 3 5
473 I didn't know you could get Twitter out here. 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
474 Well if that isn't a Birds eye-view I don't know what is 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
475 He's been showing off ever since he landed on Bernie's podium. 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
476 Yes, it's all over Twitter. 1.4634 0.11097 41 27 9 5
477 Shotgun! 1.4615 0.15914 26 19 2 5
478 Shotgun wedding? 1.4615 0.13846 26 17 6 3
479 I thought he wanted the front seat when he said shotgun 1.4583 0.14719 24 16 5 3
480 It's a birdbird -- much more convenient than a birddog. 1.4571 0.10325 35 21 12 2
481 He won't be so cocky when bird season opens tomorrow. 1.4571 0.13184 35 25 4 6
482 If he knows his proverbs, we should be safe. 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
483 He's a double agent. 1.4571 0.12531 35 24 6 5
484 He subscribes to the practice of hiding in plain sight. 1.4545 0.11589 33 21 9 3
485 It's times like this I'm glad the two of us are in the bush. 1.4545 0.14493 33 25 1 7
486 He says this is the only way to "make the forest great again" 1.4545 0.12379 33 22 7 4
487 Whose the show off riding shotgun 1.4545 0.11589 33 21 9 3
488 Elliot said he might go off his meds... but I didn't think he was serious. 1.4545 0.12379 33 22 7 4
489 They've teamed up to hunt and peck. 1.4545 0.11589 33 21 9 3
490 Well one flew over the cuckoo's nest, it's just hard to tell which one exactly.... 1.4516 0.13787 31 22 4 5
491 He must get that show off stuff from your side of the family. 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
492 Which do you think is more clueless? 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
493 He's better at truth or dare than I thought. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
494 It's one of those new sights that gives you a bird's eye view. 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
495 Technically, its the safest place to be if you think about it 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
496 Have your friends close but your enemies even closer 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
497 This isn't going to end well. 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
498 Don't worry that's Cheney, he only shoots ranchers. 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
499 Kids. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
500 Should we tell him it's not a branch? 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
501 He always gets to sit shotgun. 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
502 She's picketing 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
503 This has gone too far. Stop spiking the birdbath. 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
504 They say "keep your enemies closer", but, really? 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
505 He should have asked for more than ten paces. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
506 Riding shotgun must be thrilling. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
507 He overheard hunter's wife say he only shoots blanks. 1.4516 0.13787 31 22 4 5
508 I guess it's like being a gay Republican. 1.4516 0.13787 31 22 4 5
509 That's what you call going out on a limb. 1.4516 0.10201 31 18 12 1
510 They both forgot their glasses. 1.4516 0.10201 31 18 12 1
511 So what exactly are they teaching at bird school these days? 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
512 Millennials . . . . 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
513 He's Pro Gun! 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
514 Amazing the risks the young ones will take for a selfie. 1.4516 0.10201 31 18 12 1
515 His Father was a stool pigeon! 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
516 Lucky he's in his blind spot. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
517 Lay low- he's not technically in-hand. 1.4516 0.13787 31 22 4 5
518 Same decoy as last year. Honestly, I don't known why he bothers. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
519 It's audacious. I'll give him that. 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
520 His philosophy is to keep your enemies close. 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
521 I don't think "hiding in plain sight" applies to hiding in the sights. 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
522 There's a good reason why they call them larks. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
523 Bob's got balls the size of a raven! 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
524 It's the Stockholm syndrome. 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
525 Benedict Audubon! 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
526 He likes to ride shotgun. 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
527 He's not ready to leave the nest 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
528 Sometime in life it's who you know that counts. 1.4516 0.10201 31 18 12 1
529 Honey remember ...we had to learn it the hard way too! 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
530 Always has to learn the hard way... 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
531 He should've chose "truth". 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
532 Gary really hangs with a different crowd since he joined the NRA. 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
533 Burt always calls shotgun. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
534 I thought you said he was a stool pigeon. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
535 "Keep your friends close...your enemies closer. 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
536 Somebody's clearly compensating... 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
537 Xtreme Perching. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
538 One's cuckoo and the other's a bird brain 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
539 I think it's time for the talk. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
540 " I've seen this before: rich guy, young chick". 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
541 That is either the bravest bird or the dumbest decoy I've ever seen. 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
542 That's his stool pigeon. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
543 These city birds understand nothing about gun control. 1.4483 0.14542 29 21 3 5
544 Fenster takes riding shotgun to a new level 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
545 I tried to tell him but he insisted he knew the meaning of shotgun. 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
546 Now he thinks he's worth two of us. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
547 UBER's background checks worry me. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
548 Who knew birds had balls? 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
549 I disagree with where she stands on gun control 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
550 Blue-collared canaries always will vote against their own interests... 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
551 And to think his parents raised him a pacifist. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
552 I like the symbolism, but I would've pooped on that hat. 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
553 Best mocking bird in the business 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
554 Can’t decide which one is dumber. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
555 That's a chick who likes to live dangerously. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
556 Typical dove. 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
557 This is why 'birdbrain' gets a bad rap. 1.4444 0.14454 27 19 4 4
558 I'll be dammed, Hank and Artie's counselling sessions are finally paying off. 1.4444 0.12244 36 25 6 5
559 Maybe we deserve to be endangered. 1.4412 0.11322 34 22 9 3
560 Looks like Grace forgot to take her meds again. 1.4400 0.13013 25 16 7 2
561 He's got the fool going for 2 in the bush. 1.4400 0.15362 25 18 3 4
562 Always was a Republican 1.4400 0.15362 25 18 3 4
563 I think we found the source of all the NRA Tweets. 1.4400 0.14236 25 17 5 3
564 If it's a battle of wits, let's call it a draw. 1.4375 0.10941 32 20 10 2
565 better than being a hood ornament 1.4375 0.15729 16 10 5 1
566 Now he's just showing off 1.4375 0.10941 32 20 10 2
567 He must have read Sun Tzu's "Art of War" 1.4348 0.12298 23 14 8 1
568 Where did we go wrong Sidney? 1.4333 0.09202 30 17 13 0
569 How will it end? Hopefully, not with a #bang but a #tweet. 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
570 It's called "barrelling". All the kids on the Internet are doing it nowdays. 1.4333 0.10376 30 18 11 1
571 If he can hang on, it is the safest spot. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
572 These extreme sports are so dangerous 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
573 It's his own way of honoring the pigeons in Tiananmen Square. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
574 Our tweety's riding shotgun. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
575 Larry always did like living on the edge. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
576 I'd say the birdbrain is on the right. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
577 It's probably safer than where we are right now! 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
578 Why does Bernie always get to ride shotgun? 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
579 As Sun Tzu said, 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.' 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
580 There's double-dog dare, and then there's being a bird brain. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
581 I told him not to call Uber! 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
582 That's why I never ride shotgun. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
583 Why do kids insist on doing the exact opposite of what you teach them? 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
584 'That's a new way to ride shotgun." 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
585 Is he shooting us the bird? 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
586 This may be his final tweet. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
587 That bird has a great decoy, no one will shoot him 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
588 Said he's riding shotgun. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
589 Cataracts. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
590 Tweet the birdbrain that's no selfie stick. 1.4333 0.14129 30 22 3 5
591 Should we call him a traitor or a whistle blower? 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
592 Performance artists are the worst. 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
593 He always liked to be close to the action. 1.4333 0.10376 30 18 11 1
594 He wanted to live-tweet the shooting. 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
595 Not another chick magnet. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
596 Can you believe the balls on that tit? 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
597 I think we're safe, it's Dick Cheney. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
598 I don't think I can watch when they reach ten paces! 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
599 got to be a decoy. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
600 Gotta love being the two birds in the bush in this situation. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
601 He tweets for the NRA 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
602 Earl is depressed again. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
603 That's a Double-barreled Warbler. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
604 Well, she finally got her cracker. 1.4333 0.14129 30 22 3 5
605 She always insists on riding shotgun. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
606 I told you that chick was a snitch. 1.4333 0.14129 30 22 3 5
607 Looks like Coco's Lasik surgery was a flop. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
608 Talk about flying under the radar. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
609 Birdwatching makes me so nervous these days. 1.4333 0.10376 30 18 11 1
610 Talk about hiding in plain sight! 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
611 well, can you think of a safer spot? 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
612 He never misses with his bird's-eye view. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
613 See? Friends close enemies closer. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
614 His dream has always been to be a bird of prey. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
615 I told you he was a moron. He thinks that's a branch. 1.4286 0.14019 28 20 4 4
616 I knew we couldn't trust him. 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
617 A few years in a cage and now he's a stool pigeon. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
618 That proves it. Anyone can join the NRA. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
619 Geeze, another attempt at gun control! 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
620 It's not quite, " a bird in the hand" but it's close enough for me. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
621 Apparently his last stunt had 4 million views. 1.4286 0.14932 28 21 2 5
622 "He'll do anything for attention". 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
623 There goes Benedict Cardinal. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
624 They met at a Bernie Sanders rally. 1.4286 0.14019 28 20 4 4
625 I hear he joined the NRA. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
626 It took a lot of therapy, but she's forgiven her Dad's killer. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
627 Bob always says, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
628 We could do that too, if we weren’t yellow-bellied. 1.4242 0.12332 33 23 6 4
629 No worries. She's one of ours, and she's already tweeted the coordinates to the drone. 1.4242 0.11539 33 22 8 3
630 Why tweet it? They'd never believe us. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
631 Looks like they've got each others' backs. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
632 Supposedly they have an agreed safe word 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
633 I finally get the birdbrain thing. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
634 Campaigning for the Darwin Award 2016 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
635 He's always calling...'Shotgun!!!!' 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
636 I like his tweets. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
637 Are you sure? He doesn't look like Elmer Fudd. 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
638 He just keeps re-tweeting it: "The NRA: keeping you safe." 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
639 When do you think he'll realize the branch is moving? 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
640 Just ignore him. You wanna go poop on a statue? 1.4231 0.14856 26 19 3 4
641 He's been like that ever since his wife flew south without him. 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
642 Technically, she's not in his hand, exactly. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
643 Fight or flight is lost on her. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
644 He always was a bit cuckoo. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
645 It's either very, very stupid or pure genius. 1.4231 0.14856 26 19 3 4
646 Talk about cocky... 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
647 Talk about faith in the Endangered Species Act! 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
648 Shh. Don't tweet. Text. 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
649 Must be some type of fraternity pledge. 1.4194 0.12930 31 22 5 4
650 What does he know that we don't know? 1.4194 0.11143 31 20 9 2
651 Wow, he must have cojones the size of acorns. 1.4194 0.12070 31 21 7 3
652 We're safe - a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1.4194 0.12070 31 21 7 3
653 That's why he's called cuckoo. 1.4167 0.14641 24 17 4 3
654 We call it 'suicide by hunter.' 1.4167 0.11913 24 15 8 1
655 One on the gun beats two in the bush. 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
656 If birds have balls, he is exhibit A. 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
657 Something about the statues in this park just doesn't seem right. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
658 Gimme a break. He knows the guy's a deer hunter. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
659 No harm, no fowl. 1.4138 0.09308 29 17 12 0
660 The man still hasn't realized he can't actually whistle. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
661 He used to work as the canary in the coal mine. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
662 I should've known from his tweets that he was a stool pigeon. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
663 Can you believe she joined the NRA? 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
664 Is one on the gun worth two in the bush? 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
665 I guess it's his swan song. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
666 I don't want to get philosophical, but we're only worth half as much as him. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
667 Pap's decoys are just getting too pathetic. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
668 She says he makes her feel safe. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
669 She's had that armed security service ever since the scary hawk threat. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
670 Shh! The Great Birdini's cannonball act is about to begin. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
671 If they both had half a brain they'd be twice as dangerous. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
672 She always ends up with the bad boys. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
673 That would be a terrific shot for a selfie. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
674 She thinks the season doesn't open till tomorrow. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
675 Darwin at work. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
676 Sometimes Bernie supporters can be too optimistic. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
677 He makes one Presidential rally cameo and now thinks he can do anything. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
678 I can't argue with the logic - it just doesn't feel like the safest spot. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
679 I can't begin to guess who's going to get the bigger surprise. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
680 Now, that's what I call a Mocking Bird! 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
681 I guess Darwin was wrong on at least two counts. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
682 I think it's a cuckoo. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
683 It's not clear which is actually the decoy..... 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
684 He likes to play chicken. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
685 I have been warning Simon about hitchhiking for years. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
686 A total traitor. He hangs out with cats too, so I hear. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
687 No one takes him seriously when he forgets his glasses. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
688 That's the worst decoy placement I've ever seen. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
689 I sure hope that counts as 'one in the hand'. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
690 Duck, it's a stool pigeon. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
691 He's a hunter from Portlandia. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
692 She's always attracted to the wrong guy. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
693 I hear that he's part stool pigeon. 1.4128 0.06003 109 72 29 8
694 She needed something to Tweet about. 1.4118 0.11264 34 23 8 3
695 It's not a death wish; he's just stupid. 1.4118 0.10443 34 22 10 2
696 Mine doesn't listen to me either. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
697 You ever ride shot-gun, Earl? 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
698 We let him learn through trial and error 1.4074 0.09636 27 16 11 0
699 Dude he just doesn't give a tweet. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
700 He's using the hide in plain sight strategy. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
701 I guess that is the safest place to take a break. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
702 She says that they are just friends! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
703 Now there's a Dodo for you. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
704 Snitch 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
705 yeah, but to win the bet he still has to poop in the barrel 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
706 Hey! Steal his hat. I dare ya, steal his hat. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
707 That's the last place he'll look 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
708 I told him taking the stock option was risky. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
709 You can get away with that if you're a sparrow. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
710 It’s a cheep shot. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
711 He'll be OK as long as he keeps his mouth shut 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
712 We may have to re-evalutate this "two-in-the bush" approach. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
713 This is how I'll always remembers him. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
714 Looks like a suicide by hunter. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
715 I can't decide whether Freud or Darwin would have more to say. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
716 They're symbiotic. One hunts while the other rides shotgun. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
717 Don't be fooled into complacency. He's a taxidermist. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
718 That's why he failed camouflage. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
719 He's actually a double agent. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
720 There's our adrenaline junkie. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
721 Looks easy, but I still prefer flying to riding shotgun. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
722 I've warned him repeatedly about the dangers of hitch-hiking but he just won't listen.. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
723 If that's not a sign it's time for an eye exam... 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
724 See that? Classic example of Stockholm Syndrome. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
725 ignorance is bliss 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
726 Looks like you owe somebody a whole lot a bird seed, my friend 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
727 Hiding in plain sight! 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
728 She would be better off in the pear tree. 1.4074 0.09636 27 16 11 0
729 I told you Bob was part Dodo. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
730 Rumor has it he gets fresh worms for being a spotter. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
731 He called shotgun first. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
732 Pat will do anything to win a bet 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
733 You see, Bob, this is what Xanax does to people. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
734 So THIS is what Junior means by "riding shotgun" 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
735 What do you think she'll use for the nest -- the hat or the mustache? 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
736 I hear he's loaded. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
737 Ernie always liked living on the edge 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
738 I have got to tweet about this! 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
739 I guess that punk's feeling lucky today. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
740 That, my friend, is chutzpah. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
741 OMG, have you been following his latest tweets? 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
742 He's taking his stand on guns a little too far this time. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
743 ...two Turtle Doves And a partridge on a Benelli 1.4074 0.14381 27 20 3 4
744 Hiding in plain gun sight? 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
745 I fear he's a sitting duck. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
746 He's got him over a barrel. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
747 Our little one...six weeks, and already an activist. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
748 Well, Gary has been going to a therapist but he still isn't exactly facing his fears... 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
749 One on the gun is better than two in the bush. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
750 In the hand, in the hand! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
751 Now that's a bird's-eye view. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
752 She was always the rebel in the family. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
753 Stay close to your friends...but stay closer to your enemies. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
754 I thought YOU were going to talk to her about the birds and the BB guns. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
755 It's been like this ever since he went to that Bernie Sanders rally. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
756 They say "keep you enemies closer." 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
757 Gutsiest move I've ever seen. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
758 Now there’s a sight you don’t see too often. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
759 Let's hope he's a bird in hand type of guy. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
760 I wouldn't want to add either to my professional network. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
761 Oh I'm going to have to tweet this. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
762 Sellout. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
763 I TOLD you that our son needs glasses! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
764 His father told him "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." 1.4074 0.09636 27 16 11 0
765 When did you first suspect that Tweety was a stool pigeon? 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
766 The alternative was Uber... 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
767 Are you live tweeting this? 1.4054 0.09848 37 24 11 2
768 So, it's true. She's been cheeping with the enemy. 1.4048 0.09675 42 28 11 3
769 I know Bob is really a quail... but he sure looks like a sitting duck! 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
770 I guess we should tell him rabbit season ended yesterday. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
771 I heard he's worth as much as both of us 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
772 He's been tweeting about this all day. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
773 Well, he's definitely from your side of the family. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
774 Damn. Fred always gets to ride shotgun! 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
775 I have no clue why Doug insists on riding shotgun. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
776 We have to tell Junior to get another hobby. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
777 He takes "tweeting" to another level. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
778 'He got the idea from Bugs Bunny." 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
779 Now that's what I call chirps-pah. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
780 Going out with a tweet. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
781 Well, if it isn't little Bird-edict Arnold. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
782 Our little Tweetie always has loved to ride shotgun. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
783 He must have tweeted our location. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
784 Now watch, he's about to fire off another tweet. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
785 I agree, Steve definitely needs glasses. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
786 I double dared him. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
787 Last time it was the coal mine, now it's riding shotgun. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
788 I had a hunch Phil was sleeping with the enemy. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
789 Hasn't he learned from Bambi? 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
790 Now that's what I call chutzpah! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
791 See that Judith? They call that the 1% 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
792 I don't know what she sees in him! 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
793 Midlife crisis. He just turned three and a half. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
794 His hazing is now complete. Welcome, Brother Jeff. 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
795 They don't talk to each other anymore, but they're still together. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
796 Newbie. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
797 When I told him to be a lookout, that's not what I had in mind. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
798 So---at ten paces the duck does what? 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
799 Isn't he the one who told us to keep our friends close? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
800 I call shotgun next. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
801 Uber penetrates another market. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
802 He's always been a strong 2nd Amendment supporter. 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
803 It's actually a surprisingly safe place to be. 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
804 Someone should tell him that "Hunting is for the birds" is a figure of speech." 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
805 I told you to get his eyes checked! 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
806 Leopold is quiet on the details of their arrangement. 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
807 Ah, the innocence of youth. 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
808 That crazy bastard always did love riding shotgun. 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
809 Bad spot for a nest. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
810 We're safe....were the two in the bush. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
811 I guess he shoots with a Bird's eye view. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
812 There's our lookout! 1.3846 0.09730 26 16 10 0
813 I dared him. I didn't think he'd really do it. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
814 Bold move, hiding in plain site. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
815 A cuckoo, no doubt. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
816 Looks like Polly's exercising her 2nd amendment rights again. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
817 Like they say,'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer' 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
818 We should have been more specific with our "Where to Land" instructions 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
819 Those smart-alec teenagers think they’re indestructible. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
820 I had no idea she was being radicalized. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
821 Oh, she's game all right. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
822 Next comes the tweets wondering why she's attracted to the wrong type of men. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
823 He's good looking, but kind of a dodo. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
824 I wouldn't follow her tweets either. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
825 You should see what this guy does during elk season 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
826 They get radicalised on Twitter these days, you know. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
827 Best we not follow that tweet. 1.3846 0.14756 26 20 2 4
828 Best pointer I've ever seen-if you're hunting worms. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
829 I've heard she's a hunter whisperer. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
830 He has no fear. Last week, he took a dump on Trump. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
831 Not too bright, but our boy's sure got some moxie. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
832 Don't go shooting your mouth off 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
833 He's as crazy as a loon....literally. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
834 I've got to 'tweet' this! 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
835 Conscientious Objector 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
836 There! THAT’s what you call chutzpah. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
837 #occupyshotgun 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
838 Once you get past the morbidness of it all, the story of their friendship really is kind of adorable. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
839 One day his sleep flying is really going to get him in trouble... 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
840 Guns don't kill birds, people kill birds. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
841 She's going through a peaceful protest phase. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
842 I don't know which one's more stupid. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
843 I've been worried about Bob since he attended that Bernie rally. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
844 The OkCupid algorithm is getting weirder. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
845 That elusive Darwin Award - at least he keeps trying. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
846 He keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
847 You had to tell her that we left her everything in our will!" 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
848 He likes to live on the edge. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
849 He has neither flight nor fight. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
850 He's keeping his enemies closer. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
851 It's so sad, all her affairs seem to end badly. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
852 Sweet bird of youth- his endangered species status came thru. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
853 I think the expression is "in hand" but I still like our odds. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
854 He's trying to win a Darwin award. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
855 And they wonder why neither of them can find a mate. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
856 ...and this is why there are two turtle doves. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
857 No telling what some will do for a free ride. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
858 This ridiculous hazing has got to stop. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
859 It,s the latest thing in bird watching. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
860 I didn't know bobolinks went in for extreme sports. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
861 Should we warn him or just tweet about it? 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
862 Worst. Lookout. Ever. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
863 I just don't trust those birds from Vichy. 1.3846 0.14756 26 20 2 4
864 Is she cuckoo? 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
865 They've declared a truce in honor of Earth day. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
866 Be patient. We attack on his signal. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
867 Don't believe it. He's a decoy. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
868 Who does he think he is? 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
869 He tweets after every shot. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
870 I heard he's voting for Trump 1.3846 0.14756 26 20 2 4
871 Should we tweet about this? 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
872 Ugh, but he always gets to ride shotgun! 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
873 That's our boy. He's got some of your mother's cuckoo in him. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
874 Too lazy to fly, always riding shotgun. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
875 It's a dream come true for him. He's always wanted to ride shotgun. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
876 Thats why I stopped following her tweets. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
877 And so all of a sudden he's begun acting like some big shot... 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
878 That's not chutzpah, that's cojones! 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
879 They have a symbiotic relationship. He doesn't shoot the bird, and the bird doesn't crap on his cap. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
880 No - he was a pompous jerk way before he joined the NRA. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
881 All Right !!! Rusty's In The Club! 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
882 Look at who's calling the shots now! 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
883 Ever since we were kids, he's always been first to call shotgun. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
884 He wanted to change the system from within. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
885 It's only minimum wage, but it keeps him on his toes. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
886 Looks like the Angry Birds are bringing reinforcements. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
887 When you think about it, maybe he's not so crazy after all. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
888 Apparently, he read somewhere it's a sin to kill a mockingbird. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
889 Why would he attach that to his gun? I'm gonna go in for a closer look. 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
890 Hope that her cell phone doesn't ring. 1.3824 0.10354 34 23 9 2
891 I guess it's rabbit season 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
892 I agree, a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
893 Oh, that Abilgail. Always a barrel of laughs. 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
894 Which one's the decoy? 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
895 I told you that boy needed glasses 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
896 I told you we should have tried harder to get into the good preschool. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
897 Is she clueless or a visionary? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
898 Believe it or not, he is a sitting duck. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
899 Can't wait to tweet about this ... little Petey riding shotgun! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
900 I always took him for a stool pigeon. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
901 oh to be young and fearless again 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
902 He really needs a sibling to play with. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
903 I'll bet you ten to one that the decoy is the one holding the gun. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
904 Obviously, Bert's running out of ideas for his suicide attempts. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
905 Like I've said...stay close to your enemies. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
906 He knows...keep your enemies closer. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
907 I wonder if Mr. Sunshine over there knows his perch is loaded? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
908 She was impressed by Tiananmem Square 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
909 These millennials think they can just perch themselves on anything. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
910 I thought his bird call sounded too good to be true. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
911 Ah, dramatic irony. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
912 Where did we go wrong? 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
913 What makes you think they're intelligent? 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
914 He's always going out on a limb. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
915 He thinks he's part of the 1 percent 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
916 I can't believe our own son took a decoy job. 1.3750 0.09786 32 21 10 1
917 Nope, decoy. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
918 #deathwish. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
919 He does that to everybody Dick Cheney takes hunting. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
920 Well... there's something to be said for keeping your enemies close. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
921 First it was Bernie's podium. Now he's just showing off. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
922 Well, it's what you call the cat bird seat. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
923 Worst use of a decoy ever. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
924 You know what they say: a bird on a gun is worth two in the bush. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
925 Looks like his best bird-hunting days are behind him. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
926 This could end up being one heck of a tweet 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
927 I think Julian's fear of flying has gone too far. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
928 A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush, I think we are safe. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
929 Worst. Scarecrow. Ever. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
930 Our daughter does this just to upset us ! 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
931 Darn, I bet him four worms he couldn't get away with that. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
932 I hate playing Truth or Dare with that guy. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
933 Hence the name 'mockingbird.' 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
934 There goes my nest egg. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
935 Its called "chutzpah." 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
936 She volunteered to be the neighborhood's early warning system. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
937 First Bernie gets one, now everybody wants one. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
938 And now, phase two: he flies away with it gripped in his mighty talons! 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
939 If only he had a bird's eye view. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
940 Help me, Dear. Is that irony or coincidence? 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
941 I told you that small egg looked cuckoo to me. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
942 So, which is it? A bird mocking or a mocking bird? 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
943 You distract him and I'll poop on his hat. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
944 "What!!! You forgot the camera??? 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
945 She could've picked any branch on any tree ... but no - not my daughter! 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
946 Only in Portland... 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
947 He didn't make the 74 IQ cut for NRA membership. 1.3684 0.17456 19 15 1 3
948 I'll bet he's singing like a canary. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
949 We'd get more members if we eased off on the hazing. 1.3667 0.13116 30 23 3 4
950 That's one approach to camouflage. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
951 Et tu, Blue Jay? 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
952 That size queen won't ride anything less than a 12-gauge. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
953 I think that the term 'riding shotgun' seems to get lost in translation for birds. 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
954 What on earth do you suppose she sees in him? 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
955 It may be rabbit season but he's really pressing his luck. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
956 You know, I think it's time to cut our losses with that one. 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
957 I don't know why adolescents insist on testing the limits. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
958 Wow, the gun lobby sure has him over a barrel. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
959 Let's tweet this. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
960 He's always been a 2nd Amendment nuthatch. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
961 He really committed to hiding in plain sight. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
962 Why are we laughing? He's safer than we are. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
963 She DOES like heavy metal! 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
964 You know, Artie hasn't been quite right since we headed North." 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
965 How much do you suppose a bird on the barrel is worth? 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
966 She makes a bit too much of living on the edge. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
967 Now knock him out and take the gun! 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
968 I don't understand why he votes against his own interests. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
969 God bless him for being the one in the hand. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
970 He sure is keeping his enemy closer. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
971 I'm definitely taking "TRUTH" next time. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
972 Frank works for the hunting lobby. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
973 Bob's nearsighted. Luckily, so's Edwin. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
974 I regret telling him that he's special. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
975 At least he didn't get into marijuana. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
976 Never imagined he'd be on the No Fly List. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
977 Yea! Keep your enemies close. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
978 Game on! 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
979 She'll never live to tell the quail. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
980 This could be the last tweet he ever sends 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
981 Tim's always got to jump the gun. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
982 My money's on the bullet. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
983 Look, he's a teenager. All teenagers are birdbrains. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
984 Hard to believe anyone is going to find this funny! 1.3600 0.15144 25 20 1 4
985 I told you he was really a stool pigeon. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
986 You know what they say about the adolescent brain. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
987 He must be in need of a little seed money... 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
988 How many times have I told Junior not to hitch-hike!? 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
989 He's getting a little cocky ever since that Bernie incident. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
990 Believe me, with this strategy he'll learn to fly in no time. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
991 Wow, talk about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer! 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
992 Time for a pheasants' revolt. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
993 It really is the safest place to perch. 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
994 Just one little tweet and there'll be no more twitter... 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
995 Don't you think Junior has taken "riding shotgun" to an extreme. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
996 Sure, that’s gutsy. But I never called him "chicken." I just said he looks like a chicken. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
997 He said it's his Twitter handle." 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
998 This is the worst game of chicken I've ever seen. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
999 No, actually it's strategy is rather brilliant. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1000 The best offense is a good defense. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1001 Don't fall for her mating call--I think it could be a trap. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1002 We should be getting a tweet soon. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1003 I feel a lot safer since the Audobon Society installed the early warning system. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1004 But is it "Ha Ha" funny? 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1005 There's a good example of keeping your enemies closer. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1006 'Don't you wish that turkey season would last forever?' 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1007 Betty and Arthur discuss the dangers of free-range parenting. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1008 That bird? It's a cuckoo. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1009 I've changed my mind about the 'free-range parenting' movement. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1010 He's much nicer since he's gone vegan. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1011 It's called transcendental hunting. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1012 I guess. we can't call him chicken anymore. 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1013 He's so vain - probably thinks he's worth two of us. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1014 so that's the little birdie who told him 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1015 Wow! Looks like Herb bagged a human with that gun lure. 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1016 Cheney's still confused about who he's supposed to shoot 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1017 Why don't you fly over and introduce yourself to her? It's worth a shot. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1018 that slut would ride anything attached to a man 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1019 He says he's worth two of us. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1020 Relax, it's just Dick Cheney. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1021 Do you think our scout may have made a deal with the enemy? 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1022 Tweet if you want; I already posted on Instagram. 1.3571 0.13815 28 22 2 4
1023 You know what they say ," A bird on the barrel is worth two on the branch". 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1024 He was always a show off. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1025 Lucky for him its not stupid season yet 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1026 She finds a new guy and doesn't even call us anymore 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1027 Hard to tell which one is the cuckoo. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1028 We told him to be all he can be. Next time, we'll be more specific. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1029 If I understand the math, he should feel a trickle down his neck soon." 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1030 Incredible he is able no make that hunter to walk backwards. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1031 We should tweet him 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
1032 I think this vegan trend is finally catching on. 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
1033 I hope he has hamburger in the freezer 1.3500 0.16662 20 16 1 3
1034 I'm afraid that Tweetie has gone over to the dark side. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1035 Someone should tell him there are no free rides. 1.3488 0.08072 43 29 13 1
1036 OK, George got the gun; you get the shells and I'll take the hat. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1037 You know he was voted 'most likely to be in the hand' in high school. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1038 It's tough for a coal mine canary to find work today. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1039 Brainwashed by the NRA. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1040 Wonder which one's real? 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1041 Pushing him out of the nest might have been a bad idea. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1042 Tweet, tweet, tweet, TWEET! (translation: 'That's not a tree branch you moron!') 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1043 Shhhh...Not a PEEP! 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1044 I can't decide which one is more clueless. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1045 That's why I gave up internet dating. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1046 Pssst Steve! Not what we meant by taking a stance on gun control! 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1047 If he gets that in his hand, we're safe. 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1048 The birdbrain volunteered to ride shotgun. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1049 Looks like he has developed Stockholm Syndrome. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1050 Bastard! 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1051 If he looks at you and says watch the birdie, fly! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1052 They're both in existential crises 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1053 Hide in plain sight. Brilliant. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1054 Junior's new friend worries me. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1055 A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1056 He uses it for Twitter blasts. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1057 I hope that plan doesn't backfire on him. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1058 Not too sure--it's either a Mockingbird or Twitter Follower 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1059 The sparrow is in the nest. Repeat, the sparrow is in the nest. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1060 I always thought he was a title cuckoo! 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1061 He wields obliviousness like a saber. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1062 I can only assume that Tabby riding has lost its thrill 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1063 There's Bird-a-dict Arnold! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1064 He may be riding shotgun, but I'm branch manager. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1065 Treason is never out of season. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1066 He said he would never be a cliche. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1067 If you think about it, that is actually the safest place to be. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1068 Don't worry. He's riding shotgun. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1069 They seem happy, but i can't see them staying together 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1070 I see Frank's been working through his trust issues. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1071 "Who would have guessed that Bob would go over to the dark side"? 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1072 I'm sure it'll blow up in my face, but I'm gonna ask her out 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1073 It's not the grandstanding but the tweeting about it that gets me. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1074 Don't look now, but your ex is dating another hunter. 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1075 I knew he'd sing, but I didn't think they could turn him. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1076 For once I would like him to choose "truth" in our Truth or Dare. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1077 Kids! In my day we'd stand on his cap peak and whistle dixie 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1078 He won't find us using a stool pigeon. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1079 The heart wants what the heart wants. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1080 Two in the bush is definitely worth more than one on the barrel. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1081 I wonder if Dan was the best quail to choose as our lookout? 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
1082 I told you he couldn't turn down a dare. 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
1083 That's feeding the hand that bites you! 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1084 She's always liked living on the edge.... 1.3462 0.09515 26 17 9 0
1085 Uh oh... How many birds in the bush is one on the barrel worth? 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
1086 Poor guy. I heard the ex-wife got the kids and the perch. 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
1087 I betcha within 10 minutes he has his wallet. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
1088 I think his plan is about to backfire. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1089 Interesting camouflage. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1090 I thought you told him not to play chicken 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1091 Does he think we're dodo birds?! What a stupid decoy! 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
1092 It looks like Blinky forgot his contacts again. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1093 "Do you think he knows he's not sitting on a branch? 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
1094 In this case, I'm inclined to think that two in the bush are better. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1095 I know, it's crazy, but he says he's hiding in plain sight. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
1096 He's anti-establishment. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1097 Like my dad used to say, "keep your wrens close, but your enemies closer." 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1098 Jumping the shark is so last week. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
1099 All clear. No sign of Dick Chaney. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1100 Must be an election year. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1101 Jeez. I was only kidding when I said "Three's a crowd". 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1102 I hope the hunter is far sighted... 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1103 Do we really need empirical evidence that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1104 Animal extreme sports 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1105 That Sanders rally sure made him cocky. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1106 I hear he's peeping with the enemy 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1107 Did I ever introduce you to my birdbrain of a cousin Lenny? 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1108 You think that's brave do you. Watch me land on his hat. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1109 "Give us a TWEET when you get there. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1110 He always was unflappable. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1111 He's no birdbrain! He knows you need to keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1112 I double-dog dared him. 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1113 Maybe that's it. Hide in plain sight. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1114 Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1115 Didn't I read we are now an endangered species? 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1116 No more flocking together with her. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1117 That's Wally, always pushing the envelope. 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1118 phoebe always did have two right wings. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1119 I wonder how many followers he has. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
1120 Are we the two in the bush, and he is the bird in the hand or is he just an idiot? 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1121 tweet, that's #worthtwointhebush 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1122 Do you think that's what they mean when they say, " Keep your friends close, and your enemy closer." ? 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1123 Thank God! A bird on the gun is worth two on the bush. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1124 Obviously another severe case of Stockholm Syndrome. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1125 The one place he'll never look 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1126 Son of a bitch!! That's the little little birdie that tells him where to hunt! 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1127 It's a cultural exchange program. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1128 It’s the same trick we used to get Dick Chaney to shoot his friend in the face. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1129 At first I thought it was a Stool Pigeon. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1130 I wish he'd stop saying "some of my best friends are birds" before he fires. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1131 I can't believe our son turned on us like that 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
1132 Brilliant! He's hiding in plain gun-sight. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1133 I never pictured Frank as a stool pigeon. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1134 Not a peep 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1135 So that’s the NRA’s new mascot! 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1136 Beware! One bird on a barrel is safer than two on a bush. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
1137 The death of Twitter 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1138 He's still technically ahead of the game. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1139 So which one's the dumber animal? 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1140 Tweetie pulled a thorn out of his foot once. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1141 Looks like L'il Chirp has turned narc! 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1142 Ironically, he's a lovebird. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1143 Apparently the DoDo bird isn't extinct. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1144 It was just a dare; I didn't think he'd really do it! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1145 I hear he's got connections. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1146 I keep trying to accept his new lifestyle. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1147 As the pet of an NRA lobbyist, he kind of has to look the other way sometimes. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1148 Remember--he's more scared of us than we are of him. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1149 Looks like entrapment to me. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1150 Something tells me his cataract surgery wasn't a success. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1151 One day it will all backfire on him. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1152 He says he got the idea from Occupy Wall Street. 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1153 It must be safe. Look at Judas. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1154 A bird on the barrel is worth how many in the bush? 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1155 Look at our son... Already standing proud on a branch of a walking tree. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1156 Hopefully this rebellious phase ends soon. 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1157 I hope that means a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1158 It's a decoy. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1159 One thing I'll say for her: She always stuck to her guns. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1160 Well, a bird on the handgun is worth two in the bush. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
1161 It's cheaper than Uber. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1162 Look! A red-backed Quisling! 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1163 Not exactly a pear tree, is it? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1164 I thought we taught her to look the other way. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1165 You have got to admire his fearlessness, he just doesn't give a tweet. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1166 Well I certainly didn't raise her that way. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1167 she volunteered to be the decoy! 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1168 I've tried to warn her about the dangers of hitchhiking but she never listens. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1169 Dead man perching... 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1170 I guess a bird in the hand is really worth more than two in the bush. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1171 Did you start the timer? 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1172 Polly forgot his glasses again. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1173 Ever since he landed on Bernie Sander's podium, he thinks he can land anywhere he wants! 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1174 let's go land on his head 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1175 They say that's the safest place to be during hunting season. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1176 That stool pigeon is singing like a canary! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1177 Don´t pay any attention. It´s just a decoy. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1178 That's the lazy way to migrate. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1179 Talk about clueless. 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1180 Brave, yes. But incredibly stupid. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1181 And I thought we were cuckoo. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1182 Welp...fish in a barrel, you're officially on notice. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1183 She's telling us old George forgot his glasses again. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1184 Trust me, we're better off as two in the bush than a finch on a barrel. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1185 PSSSSST..hey Harvey look left! look left! 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1186 I'm going to twitter about it. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1187 Larry's the best dog bird around. 1.3333 0.15542 24 20 0 4
1188 I heard it was a shotgun wedding. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1189 He's been like that since Susan left. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1190 He's clearly the one who's 'cuckoo.' 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1191 Now that's a Cuckoo bird. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1192 Dare devilry is one of his mating ploys... 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1193 Our little one is a real humanbrain 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1194 Stay still and no jokes about "riding shotgun"! 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1195 I hope Bambi doesn't fall for this. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1196 He's a coal miner. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1197 Better to be two in the bush. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
1198 Guns don't kill birds. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1199 Are you for sure that the saying goes " A bird in the hand ...... ? " 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1200 I'd say he has him over a barrel. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1201 I hope he knows that he's not sitting on a branch. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1202 Don't be fooled. He does want two in the bush. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1203 With only one hunter, "hide in plain sight" can work. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1204 We always knew he was a son of a gun! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1205 Pretty sure the cartoonist wants us to ridicule the NRA. I just can't figure out how. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
1206 He's sure to get a lot of tweets, though. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1207 Not fair. He's using a stool pigeon. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1208 He said he wanted to take a stand on gun control. I'm not sure he understands the issue. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1209 Cocky. Isn't he. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1210 He's watched too many Bugs Bunny cartoons. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1211 I'll take truth 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1212 With balls that big he won't be able to fly away 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1213 The best place to hide is on site. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1214 Well, there's one we won't have to worry about. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1215 Even if he ends up 'in the hand,' no way is he worth more than you and me. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
1216 Ok. He's in position. By the way, when was the last time YOU mooned a hunter? 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
1217 A bird feed addict will sell out his own mother. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1218 He'd be a lot safer if he learned how to fly.. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1219 He must have balls the size of peanuts. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
1220 Well, that's one way to find his mother. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1221 Well....he is an NRA member! 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1222 He's a stool pigeon for the gun lobby. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1223 I told you we never should have moved to Oregon. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1224 Notice how Farmer Brown makes a complete 180 each time he hears a tweet. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
1225 Stay alert - technically, he's not 'in hand.' 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1226 Must be first day of rabbit season. 1.3200 0.09522 25 17 8 0
1227 I'm not surprised. His parents were stool pigeons. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1228 Wasn't he at Woodstock? 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1229 Not to worry, he's hunting wabbits. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1230 Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. He's about to snap one off right on the barrel. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1231 She's so arrogant. I heard her say she's worth the two of us here in the bushes. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1232 He's twice the bird we are. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
1233 I've heard of symbiotic relationships but that's just a plain death wish. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
1234 Back in my day we were in hands, not on guns. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1235 You know, he's lasted this long, maybe he's onto something. Shall we? 1.3200 0.09522 25 17 8 0
1236 Speaking of a shotgun marriage. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
1237 So much for that "birds of a feather" stuff. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1238 I think our net worth has just been greatly diminished. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1239 You know there is an bit of Elmer Fudd in every man. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1240 I told you he would sing like a canary. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1241 They call us bird-brains? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1242 No, Jerry! Don't look inside! ITS NOT A BIRD FEEDER! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1243 It makes them both feel macho. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1244 He clearly needs a refresher on how to use decoys. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1245 My money's on the bird. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1246 The other two are still in the bush. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1247 Should we tell him where the Bernie rally is? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1248 Relax. A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1249 The fun part is when the guy finally sees him and Mort doesn’t let go. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1250 Let's be grateful that junior didn't fly away to join ISIS! 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1251 He really thinks that little guy is worth the two of us? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1252 The gun lobby will use this for another peaceful use for guns. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1253 This gun is useless; everyone knows that you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1254 I think it's known as a peep sight. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1255 Looks like he joined the Other Side. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1256 I always knew Vinny was a rat. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1257 Looks like she's riding shotgun. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1258 Glad to see he's putting all that unpheasantness behind him. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1259 You want to tweet him? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1260 I told him to stay in the nest until the eye drops wore off. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1261 He is so grounded. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1262 He feels strongly about her Second Amendment rights. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1263 He did always fly to the beat of his own gunner. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1264 He's gone over to the dark side. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1265 A few seconds on Bernie's podium and he thinks he's invincible. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1266 Send him another tweet. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1267 You have to admire her willingness to reach across the aisle. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1268 maybe he should have taken truth. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1269 'Time to push him out of the nest' you said. 'Time to push him out of the nest.' 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1270 "He always wanted to be a BIG SHOT 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1271 I told you a bird on the man is worth two in the bush. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1272 He may be early but he'll never see the worm. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1273 That Phil is one brave bird. No, he's just cuckoo. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1274 Rudy always seems to find the most unusual Internet travel sites. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1275 I've heard of hiding in plain sight, but never hiding as the sight. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1276 Wait, it gets better. He just ate. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1277 One of them is going to learn the hard way. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1278 Blue jay, red state. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1279 We call it 'Hidden in plain sight'. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1280 Embarrassing—just one twitter follower. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1281 Oh-oh. Bye-Bye Birdie! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1282 I thought dog was mans best friend 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1283 It's wabbit season. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1284 ... and he keeps his enemies closer. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1285 I'm not so sure the expensive private school was the best choice in the end. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1286 She's exercising her right to sit on whatever stick she chooses. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1287 He was let go as canary in a mineshaft. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1288 I don't care how sympatico they are, he just doesn't seem right for her. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1289 Don't answer his tweets! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1290 I see Tweety is riding shotgun again. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1291 Ok, if he can stay there for another two minutes, he's in the club. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1292 Putting oneself on the crosshairs is sometimes the safest position. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1293 I don't trust his Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1294 Those human decoys get more life-like every year. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1295 He's a strange bird. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1296 Icarus would be proud. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1297 He'll realize it's not a branch eventually . . . right honey? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1298 Don't worry, a bird on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1299 Always living on the edge is your brother 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1300 That's my boy! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1301 He's taking this Mocking Jay thing to a whole new level. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1302 He's never been afraid to live life on the edge. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1303 Stu? He's a yellow-bellied turncoat. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1304 Our embedded reporter is doing a great job so far!.. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1305 So typical with her - new week, new hunter. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1306 I guess Frankie IS a big shot now. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1307 Keep your enemies closer... 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1308 This isn't sitting well with the dog unions. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1309 It's nice that someone finally answered his mating call. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1310 It's called hiding in plain sight. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1311 What...you were expecting another Trump cartoon? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1312 Now, there's the definition of "Irony"... 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1313 We have to address Bobby's impulse control. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1314 She's always living on the edge 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1315 He's a stool pigeon for the NRA 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1316 It's a drone. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1317 That's his dog-bird 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1318 It's her new consulting gig. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1319 140 word obit coming up. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1320 He's hiding in plain sight. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1321 Worms! They're hunting worms! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1322 She's cute, but I don't like the position she's taken. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1323 That's one game bird. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1324 He said he'd whistle if he saw anything dangerous. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1325 He told me he was inspired by the Tiananmen Square protester. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1326 He's taking your keep-your-enemies-close advice to an extreme. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1327 It's time you talked to our son about the facts of life. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1328 And you thought tweeting online was dangerous 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1329 So what's a *gun* in the hand worth? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1330 I don't understand adrenalin junkies at all. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1331 I always thought Ed was a bird brain. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1332 I sense neither one lives in the present. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1333 I believe it's what they call "leaning in". 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1334 Our little girl's giving a whole new meaning to "riding shotgun!" 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1335 Now that's wht I call the catbird seat! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1336 I told you he was a stool pigeon. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1337 That's genius, she's out of the line of fire. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1338 She makes it through hunting season year after year. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1339 Suicide attempt no53, I'm sure he can make it this time. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1340 I find the new gunsight offensive. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1341 You go girl! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1342 Don't be fooled. Our tiny friend is stuffed. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1343 Hey, Dufus! It still looks like a rifle! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1344 I hate it when they fight. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1345 Balls like ostrich eggs. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1346 His NRA rating is 95 % 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1347 Just because it's different doesn't mean it's wrong. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1348 Why does SHE get to ride shotgun?! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1349 You know what they say, "A bird on a gun is dumber than two in the bush". 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1350 Worst. Hunter. Ever. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1351 Now there's a guy who lives on the edge! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1352 Oh that's just a new decoy meant to attract single chicks who support the NRA 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1353 I hear she's Tweeting for the NRA. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1354 It's a changing world, Mildred. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1355 It should be o.k. We're the two in the bush. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1356 I'm so over it -- birds don't really make everything cuter. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1357 That taxidermist isn't fooling anyone!! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1358 Let's hope he can fly in the face of danger. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1359 Obamacare has made him fearless 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1360 So ... hindsight isn't *always* 20/20. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1361 I really admired his work in the Woodstock poster. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1362 Not to worry-The location of the decoy tells me he's a novice hunter. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1363 I heard he turned, and become a scout. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1364 Dead bird riding. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1365 You should see what it looks like what it looks like when he goes hunting for hippos. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1366 Looks like he's been taking birdseed from the gun lobby again. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1367 He thinks an enemy kept close at hand is better than two friends in bush. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1368 He'll never look there... 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1369 I always knew he was a bit of a Judas 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1370 Must be going for the Darwin Award. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1371 It's always been an odd relationship. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1372 Live by the gun, die by the gun. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1373 I heard he has a mole working for him too. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1374 Now that's what we call a dodo bird. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1375 His latest tweet was that he's trying to work within the system. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1376 Peep sight! 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1377 OK. When Billy gets the gun, you grab the old geezer’s wallet. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1378 I don't understand the appeal, but it's her life. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1379 He's the ultimate bird of prey. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1380 Looks like two twits! 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1381 We've got a guy on the inside. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1382 Yes, I do believe it's the extremely rare "Huntus Oblivious!" 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1383 There's no way she's worth the two of us. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1384 Such a sellout! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1385 He gets his chutzpah from your side of the family. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1386 No, it's true. As long as you're sitting there, he can't shoot you. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1387 Now tell her to reguritate the worm into the barrell 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1388 Didn't we just see him on Bernie Sanders podium? 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1389 You have to admire his pluck. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1390 You're right. Decoy location is everything. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1391 Stockholm syndrome strikes again! 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1392 You're right--it IS Bernie Sanders. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1393 Well, the strange thing is that birds aren't afraid of him but no humans will hunt with him and they say that he used to be some kind of vice president. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1394 Phoebe is such a showboat. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
1395 You wanna tell him or should I? 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
1396 Our baby unfortunately joined the NRA. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1397 He always had a thing for being the bad ass renegade. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1398 I bet him he wouldn't do it and now I have to pay up. It seems he's got me over a barrel." 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1399 He knows that's not a branch, right? 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1400 Pass the word. We've a stool pigeon. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1401 He notifies next of kin. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1402 Birdie Flanders just doesn't have quite the same ring to it. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1403 Do you think he knows yet? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1404 Heroic, stupid, and novel, all at the same time. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1405 Smart, too close to shoot. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1406 It really makes you rethink the natural order of things, doesn't it? 1.3043 0.14657 23 19 1 3
1407 She looks single -- care to be my wingman? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1408 Well, he did call it first. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1409 You should have breastfed that boy. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1410 Hey, he's your son too! 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1411 That way, when he tweets, he can see who his followers are. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1412 If that had been Cheney instead of Sanders, that would wipe than stupid smile off his beak. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1413 See Ethel , there's one of 'em pro-gun democrat socialist doves I was warnin' you about...! 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1414 It's a new kind of blind. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1415 He'll do anything to avoid flying south for the winter. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1416 I hate it when he pulls that Francis of Assisi crap. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1417 Perhaps we ought to consider the advantages of helicopter parenting. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1418 Too soon the companion, too late the target. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1419 Next he'll have one of their bumper stickers on his butt. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1420 It's their audacity that puts them on the endangered species list. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1421 Okay, so which one's dumber? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1422 One in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1423 I'm told it's the new PR campaign for the NRA. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1424 We really need to get glasses for Junior! 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1425 What a turncoat. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1426 Now if he can somehow get to the bullets... 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1427 I think he has a death wish. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1428 I wonder which the hunter prefers, the bird on his barrel or us two in the bush? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1429 A bird on the rifle is worth two in the bush. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1430 Talk about whistling through the graveyard... 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1431 Not to worry he's a politician, talks loud but only shoots blanks. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1432 Relax. They only shoot each other now. 1.3043 0.14657 23 19 1 3
1433 Now that we're behind enemy lines, we can win this. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1434 sid is going to ruin everything sitting on the decoy like that 1.3043 0.14657 23 19 1 3
1435 Doesn't surprise me. He's a strict Constitutionalist. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
1436 He self-identifies as a bloodhound. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1437 Thinking inside the box is so underrated. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1438 He's got chutzpah I'll give him that. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1439 Well, I guess he has the catbird seat. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1440 Brunch today will be Eggs Benedict Arnold. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1441 Nothing is safer than being a rifle sight 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1442 First it was those weird pink berries, then low-altitude-sunroof-pooping, now this. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1443 He did it. Little guy once told me his was going to face away from his fears. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1444 Hopefully that finch doesn't flinch. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1445 Two in the bush, that's my strategy. Always stick with two in the bush. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1446 The guy is a legend. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1447 Risk taking! That's your side of the family! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1448 He only hunts Wabbits 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1449 I told her if she feeds and takes care of him we can keep him. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1450 Somebody needs a hunting lesson. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1451 He plans to live-tweet every shot. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1452 is that a tweet or a retreat? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1453 Gun control is for the birds. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1454 He's always free loading something. That's just the way he is. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1455 Well at least we have next spring to try again. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1456 A delegate in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1457 That Sanders campaign rally thing really went to his head. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1458 Sally's such a show off. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1459 They met at a Trump rally. She's always making choices against her own self-interest. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1460 Look, a cartridge! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1461 I can't wait to read his tweet. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1462 You've gotta give it to Bobby, he's got the best mating strategy in the forest. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1463 And they call us 'birdbrains'. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1464 Looks like a variant of Stockholm syndrome. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1465 We should keep OUR enemies close. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1466 This is why we have inherit the expression "bird brain" 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1467 His tweets have an international following. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1468 Sold out for a year's supply of sunflower hearts! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1469 That's a shotgun bird if I've ever seen one. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1470 Let's hope he worth two in the bush 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1471 That's that 'brown-noser thrush.' 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1472 He was always a social climber 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1473 I Told you he was a mockingbird! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1474 Bird brain. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1475 From the day he was hatched I knew he would be different. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1476 I'd say he's a sitting duck, but that would be racist. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1477 One day his pranks will backfire on him 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1478 Yea, I have heard that...but what's a bird on a gun worth? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1479 She's gone to the Dark Side! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1480 Sparrows! Always pushing boundaries. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1481 I think we should let Petey know the guy's not a worm hunter. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1482 A bird on a gun is worth two in a bush. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1483 I can't believe you tricked him into thinking that's a pear tree. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1484 He said that's the safest spot. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1485 And they disparage us as "bird brains." 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1486 Tweet, tweet, #dumbassbird 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1487 Don't be fooled - it's just a cheep stunt. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1488 I've never been much of a daredevil. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1489 Endangered species are such show offs. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1490 Now that's something to tweet about. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1491 Wow! Talk about hiding in plain sight. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1492 He's part dodo on his father's side. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1493 He called it first, so he gets to ride shotgun. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1494 We're not in the clear until he moves down to his hand. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1495 When did Larry turn into a stool pigeon? 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1496 I guess, if you can't beat them, join them. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1497 He's actually safer there. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1498 I'd say he's fallen pretty far from the tree ... 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1499 He's not brave. He's just not in season. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1500 There goes Merv, proving there's no magic bullet for stupidity. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1501 No wonder bird brains get a bad rap. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1502 I know it's politically incorrect to say it, but she is such a birdbrain. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1503 That's no squab -- that's a scab. 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
1504 I just don't have the heart to tell him he's a bird. 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
1505 He joined the NRA. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1506 Statistics be damned, personally I wouldn't perch there. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1507 There goes Cousin Tom 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1508 I don't know...it looks like a red herring to me. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1509 As long as he keeps quiet, hiding in plain sight could work. 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
1510 He's not worth two of us! 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1511 I don't understand how a bird could be a Republican these days. 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
1512 I swear, they get dumber every year. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1513 It always amazes me that I have friends in the NRA. 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
1514 Now who's the bird brain? 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1515 46, 47, 48 - he just might make a new personal best 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1516 He still hasn't seen the first robin of the spring. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
1517 He's no canary and that ain't no coal mine, but I still get a bad vibe. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1518 It's okay, he has Obamacare... 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
1519 Boy, the NRA know how to drive memberships! 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1520 Early bird gets the slug 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1521 Ever since they exchanged tweets, she's had his back. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1522 Decoy! 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1523 Is he still worth two in the bush? 1.2917 0.14090 24 20 1 3
1524 I can't tell if she's trying to be edgy, or is she edgy? 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1525 I don't know what to make of this. We're in the bush, but he's not in his hand. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1526 Now, if that ain't the ultimate tweet! 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
1527 He's fallen behind with his ophthalmologist payment plan. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
1528 I think we are safe with this one, what's for lunch? 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1529 Is that Chipper riding shotgun? 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
1530 I'll never understand why they go for one in the hand. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1531 I can't believe crazy Larry is going to poop on his gun. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1532 Her tweets are followed by everyone. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1533 Awww, she always calls shotgun! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1534 Herbert was never a big fan of Darwin. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1535 Safest place to be! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1536 If you think about it, he really is in the safest spot. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1537 How many birds in the bush are worth one on the gun? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1538 Rudy's so much happier now that he's gone domestic. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1539 Damn starlings. Always showing off. 1.2857 0.15649 21 18 0 3
1540 Her parents were killed in a tragic hunting accident and they've been inseparable ever since. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1541 "Now that, my friend, is proof that ignorance is not always bliss". 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1542 Nobody tweets him right. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1543 Bob's feeling cocky again. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1544 Now that's definitely worth two in the bush. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1545 It's hard to believe that we're worth the same. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1546 You can tell by his hat that he's not from Brooklyn. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1547 It's hard to decide who's more clueless. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1548 Her ancestors came from Woodstock, but now she lobbies for the NRA. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1549 From what I'm hearing, the old man's a superdelegate. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1550 He puts her by the sight to get a bird's-eye view. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1551 Bravery might be a virtue, but far-sightedness is bliss. 1.2857 0.15649 21 18 0 3
1552 Actually they're both assholes. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1553 I'm just grateful we have birds like him on the front line. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1554 You must be new in the neighborhood. Don't worry, it's a statue. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1555 We forgot one lesson. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1556 It's a coop d'etat! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1557 I still think military school was a bad idea 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1558 It's a good thing we're not an endangered species. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1559 Wow, two birds and one stoned. 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
1560 So how much do you think Jimmy is getting paid to be a Spotter? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1561 Nothing like hiding in plain sight! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1562 He must be a left winger? You think! 1.2857 0.15649 21 18 0 3
1563 You keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1564 That's what I call genuine sangfroid. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1565 It's actually pretty safe there. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1566 Well that is indeed a bold move, but the physics support that strategy. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1567 Legendary last tweet: 'Hey, watch this.' 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1568 Do you think he really doesn't know the difference between bird shot and bird seed? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1569 Shades of Elmer Fudd! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1570 Begin the hostage exchange. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1571 What a hunting fowl. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1572 That yellow-bellied sapsucker! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1573 Which cuckoo is the bigger idiot? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1574 Why am I so attracted to him? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1575 He really goes on a limb, doesn't he? 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1576 We have met the enemy and he is us. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1577 Let's face it. Junior just isn't that bright. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1578 Better than working the coal mines. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1579 A bird on the barrel is better than two in the bush. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1580 I said to hide in plain sight, not on a gun sight. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1581 'Bird-brain' doesn't begin to cover it. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1582 When will kids these days understand that they won't be alive to tweet something like that 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1583 So, your Jason got his internship with the ATF then? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1584 Petey is riding shot gun again. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1585 Quisling. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1586 The kid is hitchhiking again. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1587 He's the "little bird that told him". 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1588 C'mon - you think a bird on a rifle is really worth more than two in the bush? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1589 That woodpecker is really talented. He carved that life-size hunter out of an old oak tree. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1590 You go on ahead. There should be a double barrel coming along any minute. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1591 But what if the bird isn't actually in the hand? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1592 The young ones think they're so clever. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1593 Looks like clickbait to me... 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1594 He may have the right to bear arms but he doesn't look like he's part of a well regulated Militia to me. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1595 My ex joined the NRA. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1596 Looks like another fraternity hazing lawsuit to me. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1597 Oh look hun! It's the endangered Spotted Hunter Taunter! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1598 Riding shotgun can be dangerous. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1599 Looks like somebody's found a free ride to the next Bernie Sanders rally. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1600 Either he's a stool pigeon or a lobbyist for the NRA 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1601 I didn't know Fred was a Republican 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1602 I told you your ex was crazy! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1603 It's the new trend in adorable weaponry. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1604 He's such a show-off. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1605 Don't play chicken with him. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1606 He's gun-shy. That's his new therapist. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1607 Is that his bird dog? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1608 She's never had much luck picking a boyfriend. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1609 That's ten paces each. This duel looks like a draw. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1610 We could have been the three MUSKETeers 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1611 It's the latest decoy for nearsighted hunters. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1612 Poor Carl has really lost it ever since his tail got shot off. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1613 That's one cocky bird-in-hand. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1614 It's the Brown-Nosed variety of the Yellow-Bellied Flycatcher. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1615 That quail knows Dick Cheney shoots only lawyers. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1616 Something about that tree looks a little off. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1617 I thought it was just a rumor that he became a lobbyist. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1618 Don't be fooled, stay alert. It's not a dove. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1619 If you ask me, they're both birdbrains. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1620 I warned you not to teach that child to be so trusting. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1621 That guy should watch out. Dick Cheney is hunting nearby. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1622 That neighbor kid always pushes the limits. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1623 I think Tweety should rethink his view on the Second Amendment! 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1624 I' guessing the NRA liked his tweets 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1625 Just stay there and you can't get shot. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1626 Hipsters will put a bird on anything. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1627 Must be a Millennial bird.... 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1628 He's safe as long as he can hang on. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1629 Are you sure he really understood that whole '...keep your enemies closer' concept? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1630 He hasn't been the same since his dog left him. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1631 Backfire! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1632 I heard it was a Michael Graves' design. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1633 He grew up in this neighborhood, and now look, he's been radicalized by the hunters. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1634 Who's the bigger birdbrain? 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1635 Send him a tweet saying the hunter has him over a barrel! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1636 A quisling if there ever was one. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1637 He's not much of a shot. 1.2857 0.15649 21 18 0 3
1638 I think he thinks it's bait. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1639 I told you we should never have let him watch those Bugs Bunny cartoons. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1640 If you tweet nice things, even the NRA can be your friend. 1.2857 0.15649 21 18 0 3
1641 Penny for your thoughts. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1642 Season 5, Season 6--what difference does it make when the plot never changes? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1643 Guess he missed the whole "bird in the hand" memo. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1644 I always knew she'd sing like a canary. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1645 There goes that guy who always has a chirp on his shoulder. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1646 I KNEW Bernie Sanders wasn't really a hunter! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1647 It's either a bad decoy or the dumbest bird I ever saw. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1648 He is trying to curry favor! I think, though, he will soon be curried flavor. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1649 I suppose there are worse hiding places... 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
1650 Yep, Fred found the safest place. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1651 I shouldn't have called her an Uber. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1652 Tweeted he joined the NRA. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1653 The over is 2 minutes. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
1654 I think we don't have to worry much with this one! Check out that hat!!! 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
1655 I knew our girl would bring us honor. First, that noble call for peace on Bernie's podium, and now fearlessly standing up to the gun lobby. What injustice will she challenge next? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
1656 Even as a toddler he always like to take chances. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
1657 Damn it Larry, this is not how you ride shotgun. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1658 Hunting guide, schmunting guide...if we catch him, we're gonna hang him. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
1659 I am definitely going to tweet about this. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1660 And then eventually he'll discover poop on his barrel. Lou's editorial statements are so sublimely symbolic. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1661 I didn't realize the grass was that deep! 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
1662 Be still! Ol' Grimsby's got a Snitch. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1663 They both refuse to wear glasses. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1664 She's interning as a scope. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1665 Now that's what I call balls 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1666 hipsters... 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1667 I always figured he was a right-winger. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1668 Never trust double agents. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1669 He loves to remind us that he's not a game bird. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1670 Kids are always looking for a rush these days. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1671 So, what exactly is that one worth? 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1672 Maybe it's deer season. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1673 Our admissions counselor felt he needed more real-world experience. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1674 From the pear tree to the dark side in one swoop... 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1675 She's crazy as a loon. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1676 How many is one on the gun worth? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1677 Is a bird on the gun worth two in the bush? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1678 We're safe as long as we're two in a bush. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
1679 Keep your eye on little Albert. He's a smart one. Sits on the rifle barrel and can't get shot. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1680 He says it's the safest place. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1681 When he says look at the birdie. Don!t. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
1682 I think he's more of a deer person. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1683 I didn't know junior was an NRA supporter. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1684 Working for the enemy, I see. Ain't many jobs for the young'uns since they closed the coal mines. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1685 I can't decide if the dodo is on the left or on the right. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1686 Its Latin name is Venator innocens, meaning "harmless hunter". 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1687 I'm old school, but I'm down with 'live tweets'! 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1688 His name is Neville Chamberlain 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1689 Keep your friends close , and the NRA closer. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1690 Relax. He only gets two shots to make birdie. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1691 'Two in the bush' is working for me today. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1692 does it really shoot seeds? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1693 Looks like we lost another to the NR A. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1694 Audubon...NRA...tomato...tomahto. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1695 I think it's called hubris. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1696 Elmer just isn't the same since that silly rabbit left. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1697 He used to work in a mine, but decided decoy work was safer. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1698 "...Harry always believed on living life on edge"... 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1699 He just loves riding 'Shotgun'! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1700 Should we tell him. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1701 I love it when Chuck plays chicken. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1702 He's either very smart or very stupid. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1703 That's a cheep shot, if I ever saw one. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1704 Shhh! Don't make a chirp; he could be a decoy. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1705 It's his first day as lookout 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1706 I hear that little bird tells him everything. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1707 Posttraumatic stress from a long career as coal mine canary. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1708 He's from Stockholm. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1709 Now ten paces each. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1710 It looks dangerous, but it's actually not a bad strategy. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1711 He's REALLY got our buddy over a barrel now. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1712 Obviously left the nest too soon. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1713 His wife left because he was shooting blanks 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1714 That bird's got some pair of eggs on him. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1715 All he's really saying is give peace a chance. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1716 Talk about a bird brain. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1717 A bird on the gun could be worth more than two in the bush. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1718 They met while tweeting. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1719 I agree. Bruce has gone over to the dark side. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1720 Bob! That's not your Uber! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1721 Jerry's a staunch supporter of the second amendment. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1722 Does Sammy support a bird's right to bear arms, too? 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
1723 She turned. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1724 Pair of two..on a branch to your right..don't look now 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
1725 Darwin was definitely onto something with his "survival of the fittest" theory. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1726 All we are saying is give peeps a chance 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1727 Millenial. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1728 And from then on, the legend of "Pedro" was whispered among trees and nests in awe. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
1729 I'll take two in the bush, thank you very much. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
1730 I told that sucker he'd be worth more over there than with us 2 in the bush. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1731 He always wanted to be a hawk. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1732 AND he's tweeting about it. Show-off! 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1733 Looks like the NRA finally got to Saint Francis. 1.2727 0.14977 22 19 0 3
1734 She's just looking out for herself. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1735 Well, I guess in theory that is the safest place to be. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1736 Why must that boy ALWAYS go out on a limb? 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1737 I blame myself for making him too trusting. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1738 He'll be signing a different tune if that farmer ever turns around. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1739 This is going south real quick. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1740 Don't worry - a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1741 The kid always shows off when he knows Elmer is out of ammo. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1742 Not that they ever ask, but I would have recommended the hawk scope. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1743 Boy....that Todd was never one to be gun shy. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1744 Stockholm Syndrome? Maybe, but I'm thinking more like turncoat. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1745 I told her hitchhiking was dangerous! 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1746 Just because he saw Peter and the Wolf, he thinks every hunter is his friend 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1747 I bet him two worms that he couldn't get close enough to poop on his gun. Looks like it's time to start digging! 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1748 We'll drop our payload on the hat and shoulder targets. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1749 Looks like we found our bird sanctuary. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1750 I gotta give it to your sister: she's outgunned us again. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1751 That's Doug. You know, "from his cold dead talons" Doug. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1752 Wait for it...Wait for it... 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1753 Earl sure does love riding shotgun. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1754 Damn he got to ride shotgun again!!!! 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1755 You couldn't pay me to do that. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1756 Hunters: they love you at sparrow size, but put on a few pounds and suddenly you're a piece of meat 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1757 He thinks riding shotgun is safer. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1758 You know what they say, you can't pick your kid's friends. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1759 I don't think he understands how to use a decoy. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1760 Those mockingbirds just love to taunt hunters. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
1761 I thought u said he called Uber? No, I said Goober. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1762 That takes the meaning of oblivious to a whole new level. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1763 Turntail. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1764 I warned her not to peck around the special mushrooms. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1765 We're safe here. Stanley is no stool pigeon. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1766 I know, Woody's hilarious, he's edgy, he pushes the envelope...but I worry about him. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1767 She was raised by cats... 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1768 He's from Compton. Nothing scares him. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
1769 I mean I knew he was depressed, but geez! 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
1770 Dude, he is so grounded. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1771 It's a wonder they even evolved. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1772 He just hasn't been the same since the migration over the NRA convention 1.2692 0.13077 26 22 1 3
1773 Are we still worth less in this situation? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1774 Louise has no sense of danger. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1775 To win him over, she tweeted in trump talk. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1776 Rotten stool pigeon. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1777 Now that's an interesting decoy. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1778 Fred insists that his First Amendment rights trumps any Second Amendment claim. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1779 He comes from a long line of stoolies. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1780 What's the exchange rate of "a bird on your gun?" 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1781 The infiltration phase seems to be a success. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1782 Better take cover, his daily limit is three! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1783 Polly's decided to seek re-election, I see. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1784 I suppose you could say he has a bird's eye view. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1785 Now that's a bird brain!! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1786 Hey look, Janie's got a gun! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1787 Thrillseeker! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1788 Peaches has diarrhea. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1789 Say what you want, but she's not chicken. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1790 I think this is the longest Kyle's gone without tweeting. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1791 Yeah, he's a COOL dad. But sometimes I wish I had a NICE dad. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1792 If this isn't worth a tweet, what is? 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1793 I told you this was our lucky day, imagine if that bird was in his hand. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1794 Looks like lazy Larry's hitching a ride to the GOP convention. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1795 Little smarty called shotgun. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1796 Wow, Timothy will do anything for the retweets. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1797 Do you think, helping a human disguise himself as a tree, is traitorous? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1798 I'm glad Junior has found a safe place to hide. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1799 What's the worst that could happen if we said hi? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1800 It's the Stockholm effect. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1801 Shouldn't they BOTH be pacing...... 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1802 Keep your friends close and... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1803 It's not even loaded, just an excuse to get out of the house. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1804 Bet you 50 bucks he picks his nose. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1805 Based on his latest tweet, I think it's time we stop following him. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1806 I fear Dwight is taking his performance art class a little too seriously, don't you think? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1807 I agree. An impetuous tweet can really backfire. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1808 I think he's technically still worth two of us. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1809 I always new he was a sympathizer! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1810 Oh dear - our "two in the bush" currency just keeps devaluing. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1811 Now that's what I call a well-regulated militia. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1812 They exchanged tweets! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1813 I don't mind his species fluidity. What disturbs me is his support of the NRA. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1814 You think it's camouflage? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1815 Why didn't we think of that? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1816 Sparrows are the worst 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1817 The youngsters just can't do camouflage. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1818 That's why they call it a Peep Sight. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1819 Reminds me of seeing a dog holding a biscuit on his nose 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1820 Our child's selfie-obsession has gone too far. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1821 What do you think he's worth? 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1822 That little, no-good whistling Quisling! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1823 Our son is tweeting about gun control. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1824 He did say something about '..but keep your enemy closer'. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1825 Second Amendment? Really? You're going to tell me about the Second Amendment? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1826 This live tweet is going to end with a bang. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1827 ..and this is a textbook case of natural selection in the wild... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1828 That's the most optimistic decoy placement I've ever seen. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1829 Peter also saw him at a Trump rally. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1830 I know what they say about keeping your enemies close, but that's just ridiculous. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1831 How long has he been blind? 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1832 Ever since the Trump win, he's been looking for a way out. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1833 Tell Henry to tweet us when he points his gun. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1834 cheeky, deliberate, delightful..... but yet I'm still left with this lingering sense of despair. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1835 There is the traitor! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1836 Well, they do say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1837 Obviously bred to be a Pointer and not a Retriever. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1838 It's your fault he's overconfident! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1839 Sometimes they just have to learn. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1840 Everyone thinks he's crazy, but honestly it's the safest place to be. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1841 The schedule isn't always convenient, but its cheaper than flying 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1842 Our little one is a lot braver than we thought! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1843 "That's why we're called mockingbirds." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1844 That's it. Next season we're writing Junior out of The Partridge Family. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1845 A bird in the hand is worth... Aw, forgettaboutit. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1846 I get the feeling this will be our friends last Tweet. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1847 Raised by politicians, he ascribes to the belief: "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1848 She'll do almost anything to get someone to listen. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1849 He is obsessed with that line from the Godfather Part II, "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer." 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1850 She caucused for Bernie. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1851 Looks like Elmer's forgotten his glasses again. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1852 Why does that make me wanna smile and say cheese? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1853 He's supporting Bernie. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1854 I hope we chose the right summer camp. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1855 He's finally chosen a decoy that complements his ensemble. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1856 Well, son on a gun 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1857 "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" is what I said...Didn't think he'd take it so literally... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1858 Now that takes balls, great big, tiny bird balls. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1859 Check and see if he tweeted back. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1860 That's our boy, the little son-of-a-gun! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1861 An endangered species classification changes everything. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1862 He's getting an Uber. One way. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1863 I knew it...he sold us out... 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1864 I always knew Tony was a stool pigeon. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1865 Apropos your issue! "Looks like Trump has chosen Dick Cheney for the ticket" 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1866 Uncle Tom. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1867 Got me for a moment - he almost looks real! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1868 Personally I think a bird's eye view is over rated. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1869 Benedict is doing it again. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1870 Ever since Bernie Sanders ... 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1871 From day one, trees were never good enough for him 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1872 Well she did ask if she could ride shotgun. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1873 Would this be considered a bird in hand? 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1874 Looks like Elmer and Tweety had a little spat this morning 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1875 The Millennium Pigeon. Classic. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1876 Best be quiet, though he's only hunting rabbits. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1877 The NRA has really gone to the birds this year, wouldn't you say? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1878 I know that he always liked to live dangerously, but don't you think this is just plain flaunting it? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1879 God, I hate that guy! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1880 He's always lived dangerously! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1881 I wonder what the world would be like if there was no inherited wealth. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1882 It's time we had 'The Talk' with junior. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1883 I thought they cut Rifle Barrel Balance Beam from The Bird Olympics. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1884 He's checking it off his buckshot list. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1885 I wouldn't call that a bird in hand. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1886 She must be one of those peacenik doves. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1887 Was that the signal, or was that just regular whistling? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1888 Woodstock he's not. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1889 She's only dating him to make us angry. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1890 Should we whistle? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1891 I don't know about you, but I feel as if the two us would be a lot safer if that one was actually in his hand. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1892 Nearsighted, shmearsighted, he's just doing that to show off. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1893 That's not how we raised him 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1894 Charlie takes the old guy for a walk every day. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1895 Harry's riding shotgun this season. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1896 Play it cool for now. After the revolution we'll execute him as a collaborator. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1897 Uber comes to the jungle. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1898 Woah! I'm going to tweet about this! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1899 What do you think Mabel, Darwin award winner or mate? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1900 I'm afraid that Bernie Sanders caper has made him overconfident. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1901 Birdbrained, I get it now. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1902 What's that saying again? A bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush laughing hysterically? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1903 These Millennials are so uninformed. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1904 I still think two in the bush is worth much more. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1905 Well, it's better than that job in the coalmines. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1906 What a cuckoo! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1907 Northern mockingbird. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1908 And they say that humans are the most intelligent species. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1909 They met on OkCuckoopid. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1910 The best defense is a good offense. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1911 Looks to me like he is just exercising his right to bird arms... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1912 Let me guess ... It's his first time as a Lookout. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
1913 I admit it, I have perch envy 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1914 I still can't believe our kid joined the N.R.A! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
1915 Well his Myers-Briggs did peg him as arrogant and resistant to criticism. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
1916 It's the first sign of overcrowded trees. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1917 Traitor!!! 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
1918 You wanna tell him, or shall I. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1919 See that fake ass male bird on the end of the shotgun...not fooling us... 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1920 That bird is coo coo! 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1921 Is that your daughter who had the shotgun wedding? 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1922 Ever since Henderson joined the NRA, he's just been impossible. 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
1923 Well, that should end the speculating over how they achieved their endangered species status. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1924 His tweet just went viral 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
1925 Last time he pulled that stunt he lost his tail feathers 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
1926 He never forgave us when we told him that he was adopted. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1927 He has always been a bird of a different feather. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1928 Bertie, do you think he knows that we've got him surrounded? 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
1929 Reason number 951 why people hate pigeons. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1930 He's not worth two in the bush yet! 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
1931 She's been such a show off since she lost the weight. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1932 testing the speed of evolution 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
1933 Play "chicken" too many times, and you'll eventually find yourself over a barrel. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1934 We dated once, but she's more into the dangerous type. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1935 See how safe guns are in the the good ole USA? I told you so! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1936 She used to live on the hippo he shot. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1937 Well, I'll be darned. Hiding in plain sight works! 1.2500 0.09029 24 18 6 0
1938 That's not in the hand Chip so we beat you this time 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1939 Hidden in the open usually works. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1940 Remember how Fox and the Hound started? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1941 No, it's a bird in the HAND is worth two in the bush. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
1942 Think we should give him a hand? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1943 Liberating , or so she says 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1944 What an Uncle Tomtit 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1945 Think I've got a shot with that bird? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1946 He's always lived for the moment. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1947 It's a remora bird. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1948 Former photographer. Don't be fooled when asked to watch the birdy. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1949 It's a new invasive species called a Sightbird. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
1950 It's a twitter challenge. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1951 I told you the new stealth technology works. 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
1952 Poor turnout at the sit-in. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1953 Oh, look. Jerry caught another hunter. 1.2500 0.09029 24 18 6 0
1954 Fred is either mounting a protest, creating an ironic image, or just taking a rest. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1955 That's why we call him Robin the Boy Wonder. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1956 He's always been pro-gun. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1957 Would you say that bird is worth as much as us? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1958 I don't care if he identifies as human, Eggbert, he's still my baby bird. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1959 He fires that thing backwards so he uses a seeing-eye bird as his scout. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1960 Check it out ... Elmer Fudd's about to get fudged. 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
1961 These scarecrows are getting more and more realistic 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1962 I still win unless he craps on his head. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1963 That's really 'getting ahead of the curve!' 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1964 That reminds me. What's for dinner? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1965 She always was a bird brain. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1966 They met when he was skydiving over Yellowstone. They share a love of danger. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1967 A fowl traitorous act indeed! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1968 I've heard of "a bird in hand," but this is ridiculous. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1969 I'd say he's branching out. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1970 It's Dick Cheney again. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1971 I don't know about you, but that seems worth a lot more than 'two in the bush' to me! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1972 We’re safe, Cheney looking for Harry Whittington 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
1973 Not what I meant when I said, "Give him the bird." 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1974 One on a barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1975 Didn't you have the talk with Phoenix about stranger danger? 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
1976 Well, that's something to tweet about... 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1977 He's going after super delegates. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1978 Oh crap, a canary. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1979 I'm glad we're in the bush. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1980 Do you think he thinks that decoy is going to work? 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
1981 They both need glasses. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1982 No, you go talk to her. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1983 Some of us like living on the edge. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
1984 Now I know where the word "birdbrain" came from. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1985 That's Felix and Oscar - - they just moved into #4B. 1.2500 0.09029 24 18 6 0
1986 I wish Father had thought of that. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1987 That was us once--daring young bird brains. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
1988 He's got student loans 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
1989 Now why didn't I think of that? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
1990 He's practicing gun control. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
1991 The nice man is going to teach junior the game of dodge bullet. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
1992 I thought that 'hiding in plain sight thing' was just theoretical. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
1993 Classic first amendment scenario. The right to be borne on arms. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
1994 He really traded his hunting dog in for that? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
1995 No, we don't always have to flock together. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
1996 Well he was voted most likely to wind up under glass. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
1997 You don't think he'll jump the gun in his first flying lesson, right? 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
1998 He said that he would TWEET us if he got any closer. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
1999 What's a bird on the gun worth? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2000 Those two cannot agree on anything 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2001 A decoy? He must think we're bird brains. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2002 Look at him. Beak in the air. He thinks he is worth both of us put together. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2003 Don't talk. He's trained his parakeet to listen for our calls. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2004 I never trusted Henry. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2005 You promised me you were going to review where and where NOT to perch with him over the weekend, Bill! 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2006 There goes that snitch 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2007 He always tries to be the oddball. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2008 Looks like Harold has upgraded to a peep sight. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2009 The hunter, the hunted, and the haunted… 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2010 We call him 'Finch The Snitch'. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2011 That one works for the NRA. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2012 That's Flip, the bird 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2013 They met on Twitter 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2014 The irony is killing me. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2015 What time does junior go off duty? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2016 They radicalized him, don't tell Mom. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2017 That's the last time Ned gets to ride shotgun. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2018 Wow... Check out the balls on Steve! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2019 Well, I still think that two in the bush is better than one on the barrel 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2020 I told you there was a pigeon among us... 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2021 He always did march to the beat of his own drum. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2022 Ugh. That's so cliche. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2023 Told you he was the dumbest one since Dan... 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
2024 It's still better than two in the bush. I think we're safe. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2025 I hope he's not a stool pigeon. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2026 Tweety was always a bit nearsighted. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2027 Some say 'brave' but I say 'stuffed' 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2028 He likes keeping his friends close but his enemies closer. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2029 I thought you were supposed to teach him not to fraternize ! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2030 Our kid is bird-brained 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2031 Must be a peace dove. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2032 Sage wisdom is often passed down to the next generation like a game of telephone. Once an old fellow told me that "a man can kill three birds above a bush when one's stoned". That man was Dick Cheney's father. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2033 Shoot. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2034 I think they call it "riding shot gun." 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2035 Well, now he can't grouse about never finding a perch. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2036 Oh the irony of it all. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2037 I'm hoping one on the gun is worth two in the bush. 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
2038 Why would anyone want to ride shotgun? 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
2039 Anything for attention___last week it was the podium. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2040 How's that for dramatic irony? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2041 I'd say that's taking the expression "keeping your enemies closer" a little too far. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2042 On the barrel is much safer than in front of the barrel. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2043 Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2044 He's courting the gun vote. It's called triangulation. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2045 Quid pro quo? 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
2046 Teenagers 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2047 He said he's got something going with a taxidermy woodpecker. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2048 Safest spot in the woods ! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2049 Behold, the yellow-bellied tern-coat in his natural environment. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2050 Know thy enemy. Shi. No Tzu. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2051 Pff, what a bird-brain. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2052 Well, you know what they say, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!" 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2053 Careful Phil , according to the tweets this area is trending right now! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2054 He fell out of the nest. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2055 Lucky Harry, found a guy who loads birdseed. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2056 You say he’s keeping his enemies closer, I say he’s gone over to the other side. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
2057 Guy sells out for a handful of sunflower seeds. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
2058 When I suggested you give him the bird, I did not mean Sonny. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2059 Damn mockingbirds have to harass everybody and everything. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2060 Once he finds bird crap on his rifle, he'll be so angry he won't be able to shoot straight. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2061 So, that's how Peeps are made... 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2062 That deserter Spike. Not only did he go over to the other side, but he gets to ride shotgun. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2063 Brownnoser! 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2064 Talk about a great seat for the wedding. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2065 On the count of three, turn, draw and shoot. One... Two... 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2066 at last. A member of the NRA who is a pacifist 1.2258 0.10064 31 26 3 2
2067 Well, I, for one, say she is relying too much on her membership card to the NRA. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2068 It's Elmer J. Fudd and Tweety Bird. They're on the security detail at the Loony Tunes Senior Center. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2069 That is why that species is almost extinct. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2070 Does he know that man's a friend of Dick Cheney? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2071 One of these days he'll go too far... 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2072 I was not looking at another bird! It's a decoy!! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2073 This place must have the 48 hour waiting period 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2074 Aren't you glad you're not a para-skeet? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2075 That's the worst decoy I've ever seen. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2076 Now there's a nimrod! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2077 Oh, to be young and symbiotic. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2078 He claims to be a bird-watcher. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2079 They're both bird brains 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2080 She won him over when she tweeted on twitter 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2081 Not in season show-off! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2082 Have gun will travel. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2083 This is all because we saw "Hamilton" when we flew to New York last week. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2084 If the sayings true, that bird has got to go! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2085 He thinks the guy is Elmer Fudd. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2086 Maybe we should rethink our position on the NRA 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2087 Et tu, Tweety? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2088 Typical jaywalking behavior. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2089 DO YOU THINK HE TWEETED 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2090 He's cheaper than a Labrador and works for peanuts, but to me he's still a traitor. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2091 You know, I thought she was acting just a little too flirty and asking too many questions the last time we were over at the corn field. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2092 Double Agent 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2093 He'll see us in a moment. I hope he's not a stool pigeon! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2094 Well as George Bernard Shaw said, "Youth is wasted on the young." 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2095 She claims it's platonic. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2096 Son of a gun! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2097 I hope he doesn't tweet his location. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2098 Yes, I agree- the spitting image of American politics. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2099 Even the fledgling knows it's only a prop. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2100 Well, now I can add the quisling to my life list. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2101 This is one time when being two birds in a bush beats all other options hands down. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2102 A seeing eye bird? 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2103 I think they call it Alzheimer's. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2104 I had to stop following him. All he tweets about is the Second Amendment. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2105 He grew up in the Galápagos. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2106 He's like a ninja! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2107 You have to admire his chutzpah. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2108 Yikes! He definitely should have gone with truth. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2109 Ahem! I believe it was your idea to adopt............ 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2110 Sycophant. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2111 You tweet and I'll retweet. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2112 I never knew Michael Graves designed shotguns. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2113 Don't say anything. Let's see what happens when she turns around. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2114 Friends close enemies closer! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2115 Sure, it's all fun and games until someone wants blackbird pie. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2116 A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2117 I don't think he can just wing it this time 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2118 Coming from an ophthalmologist's office, Tweety knows hyperopia. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2119 You think she's got his back? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2120 Go flock yourself, I wana see how this plays out. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2121 Look's like he's using birdshot. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2122 So much for birds of a feather. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2123 Looks like he is enjoying the sites. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2124 That decoy wouldn't fool even the lamest bird brain. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2125 That guy has a real birds eye view 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2126 That guy better watch out, I saw Dick Cheney here earlier. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2127 Are you sure it's 'just a phase'? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2128 His family says that he is not allowed to talk about his line of work. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2129 What a brown beak. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2130 you do know that the NRA ha these little stuffed birds they can tie to their rifles just to get our guard down... 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2131 Well, he is a purebred stool pigeon. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2132 He's trying to see who has been shooting at us. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2133 I'll bet you 5 bucks he lasts the season. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2134 That's one helluva decoy! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2135 The traitor's working for him as a spotter. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2136 Good thing Elmer's hunting wabbits today. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2137 She'll tweet twice when he loads it 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2138 So many eggs, so little time. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2139 I hope his new front gun-sight likes us... 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2140 Looks like _somebody's_ feathers haven't been fluffed in a while. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2141 He doesn't care how many of us go down, he supports the 2nd Amendment.... 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2142 Must be Wabbit season. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2143 I'll tweet and you can retweet. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2144 Tom! Tweet twice if you're being kidnapped! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2145 You think we should tell him?" "Naw, I get his nest in the will 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2146 I think her name is Sacajawea 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2147 I wonder if he know's this is the Hitchcock property. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2148 I don't think either knows. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2149 I said the gun was loaded with bird shot not bird seed. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2150 Icarus Jr. sure does take after his father. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2151 Oh, she's one of those Society Finches don't you know! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2152 He doesn't like to fly. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2153 Trust Ted to land on the safest place in the forest. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2154 Another candidate trying to show he is in touch with the common man and Hunters 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2155 Miranda always had a thing for old coots. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2156 Boy, that decoy sure looks like cousin Ricky. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2157 She's getting paid to live tweet his hunt. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2158 I wonder when he is going to call Betsy's bluff.... 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2159 Oh, we've got to Tweet this. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2160 See? Ever since he modeled for the Twitter logo he thinks he can do anything. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2161 Don't worry! He's on top of it. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2162 He's a yellow-bellied stool pigeon and a red-breasted Benedict Arnold. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2163 He's too old for her. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2164 Their forbidden love will not last. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2165 Kind of puts a new meaning to "Watch the birdie!" 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2166 Egret or regret, amiright? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2167 A hiker told me we should give this guy the bird. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2168 #feelthebern 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2169 Must be a Democrat. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2170 Using bird-sight for targeting should be illegal. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2171 He's such a self-hating Jay. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2172 "Neither of them know what they are doing"! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2173 OK, Eddie will tweet three times - then we rush in and peck the guy's eyes out. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2174 How do we feel about the death penalty? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2175 That's my wingman. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2176 Clueless. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2177 Brown beaker 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2178 I believe that's what they call cavorting with the enemy. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2179 He said he wanted to be worth as much as the two of us and then he just flew right out there. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2180 No one screws you like your own. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2181 Meanwhile, somewhere in Canada.... 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2182 I'd be impressed if we were even in season. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2183 Let's see who is more surprised. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2184 Past is prologue 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2185 A bird on a barrel's worth two in the bush. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2186 See I told you he joined the N.R.A. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2187 I didn't know Stacy was pro second amendment did you? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2188 Frank never could turn down a dare. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2189 Even Bambi's mother was cracking up when she was telling me about this one. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2190 You're right! That's the same strategy that Trump's using...except for the rhetoric. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2191 Naively seeking a pear tree, you suppose? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2192 That poor bird doesn't know a perch from a birch! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2193 La de da. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2194 He used to be a fishing guide. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2195 If we could get him to ditch the weapon, it would be the old bird in the hand, worth two in the bush. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2196 It's part of the initiation. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2197 Now I'm really pissed that I forgot my iPhone at home! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2198 What's the saying -- a bird on the gun is worth two in the bush? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2199 Otto's always been a dare devil! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2200 Birdie, promise me you'll never ride shotgun. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2201 Apparently, he used to be a wedding photographer 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2202 I always said he was a "bird brain" 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2203 A bird on the barrel is safer than two in the bush. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2204 A bird on the shotgun is not worth two birds in the bush. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2205 He's taking this Hamilton craze a bit too far. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2206 Lord what fools these mortals be. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2207 Where did we go wrong? our youngest has joined the NRA. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2208 Relax, dear. It's just another graduate from the Plaxico Burress Gun Safety School. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2209 I call foul play. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2210 The kid did it, he is in the gang. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2211 Relax, it's Elmer Fudds' Great Grandson. Start whistling some Opera and we will really have some fun. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2212 We're in trouble. He's got that new-fangled sight. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2213 Now remember, he has to stay there for five steps or I win the bet. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2214 This one's cuckoo. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2215 Why do women stay in abusive relationships? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2216 I think Harold has taken this “Bird in the Hand” thing just a little too far… 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2217 He has the cutest Tweets. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2218 Your brother, Dan, has always had an ironic sense of humor. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2219 She always was a slut! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2220 She'll do anything to get out of the nest and have fun and games with a guy she hasn't even met! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2221 I don't know what that's worth, but it definitely isn't two in the bush. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2222 Lock and stock syndrome if I ever saw it. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2223 One on the gun worth two in the bush. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2224 As they say " if you can't beat them, join them" 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2225 That hare-brained son of ours is always pushing the envelope. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2226 Non-committed delegate I suppose... 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2227 I can't believe he got the job. He didn't even know how to whistle! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2228 I think he's tweeting. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2229 There aren't any NRA supporters on my side of the family.. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2230 Fred is going to get in trouble trying to hook up with that decoy." " Yea. Let's stay and watch. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2231 I'm not sure which of them is more birdbrained 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2232 Now that's how you live on the edge. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2233 If he only knew how silly he looks. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2234 Probably his social media advisor. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2235 If you can't tweet 'em, join 'em! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2236 He finally found a way to beat the system. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2237 She was rescued from a coal mine. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2238 Well, for "Hamilton" tickets, sure. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2239 They call that a cheep trick. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2240 There goes Benefinch Arnold again. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2241 I wonder if passenger pigeons have considered riding in cars, or even taking the train? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2242 Hank, I see and understand why our daughter is cutting classes in college. She is obsessed by an older man with a 7 inch shaft. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2243 Tweetlee Dee Tweetlee Dum 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2244 No worries today, that peep sight is set waaay too far forward! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2245 He's never been the same since he did that 'Mindfulness' course 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2246 Look at those pair of tits, Gerald. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2247 This is a classic case of miscommunication 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2248 Is 1 on the gun better than 2 in the bush? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2249 PSYCHO BIRD POOPS ON HUNTER PRANK!!!! - 1 month ago • 10,000,000 views PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2250 Best D-U-C-K player I have ever seen. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2251 And I thought planking was a stupid craze. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2252 Walking on the wild side, would ya say? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2253 His birth nest is at NRA headquarters. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2254 It's part of their mating ritual. Which explains the whole endangered thing. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
2255 Early bird catches Warren. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
2256 This is so bizarre -- we're not in a Trump cartoon. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
2257 His Twitter feed isn't nearly as interesting as you'd think it would be. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
2258 That young pheasant is as crazy as a loon! 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
2259 What a dodo. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
2260 His daughter told him he should live-tweet the hunt. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
2261 Talk about a lame duck 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
2262 Why do you think she likes him? I can't imagine them seeing eye to eye on anything. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
2263 Well, Larry definitely isn't a chicken, but I'd say his goose is cooked. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
2264 I told you LASIK surgery doesn't work. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
2265 I told you it was a cult. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
2266 Do you think she's gathered enough intel on the hunters' whereabouts? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2267 That's what I'd call 'hunting blind.' 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2268 He's a senator from Vermont. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2269 He's been known to fly off the handle. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2270 It's an OK job, but it's stressful knowing you could be discharged at any time. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2271 Interesting test case for Darwinian principles, one way or another. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2272 Tell me more about Maslow 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2273 *sigh* . . . you think you know a bird. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2274 He's not scared. He keeps walking like nothings following him. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
2275 the decoys get dummer every year. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2276 What do you think Darwin would say about this? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2277 You can call me crazy all you want, but this is the one place I CAN'T get shot, so... 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2278 In a strange way doesn't it remind you of Woodstock? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2279 As is said, "Keep your friends close...." 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2280 I hadn't heard of Stockholm Syndrome before. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2281 That's Tweety. Always living life close to the edge... 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2282 Didn't he read the Bambi memo?! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2283 Two turtle doves and a partridge on a pear shaped man. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2284 He's an awesome failure as a birdwatcher. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2285 As long as he maintains that position, he's safe. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2286 Not the hunter he once was. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2287 They're replacing us with younger birds who don't know sh*t from shinola. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
2288 Hunter Bob spins really fast once Tweeter starts his quail calls. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2289 That's one strange bird. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2290 He prefers the backward facing seat in train cars, too. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2291 Well if smoking doesn't kill him, this probably will... 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2292 And humans thought we were stupid... 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2293 He's the bird in the hand, right? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2294 He's on the hunt for whoever sent out that Tweet he didn't like. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
2295 He's more of a bargain hunter but it's the off season. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2296 That bird is in the safest place he could be. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2297 I taught him to stay very close to his enemies. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2298 Show some respect, it's the changing of the bird ceremony! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2299 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2300 He must have caught that PBS special about the shark and pilot fish. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2301 Look dear, our Tweety is riding shotgun again with Farmer Jones. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2302 Ernie's getting pretty brazen with his support of open carry. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2303 It's Elmer, be vehhwey, vehhwey quiet. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2304 Henry always was a show off! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2305 Who's mocking who? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2306 About time someone gave him the bird. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2307 Birdbrain, or the unexpected dishonor of ignorance. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2308 Looks like Cindy has broken the glass ceiling at retriever school! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
2309 Careful! He's got a peep sight. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
2310 "Did you define "limb"? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
2311 Let's hope a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2312 Careful, I think that gun is loaded with birdshot! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2313 Probably should have told him I'm his mother... 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2314 He says he's exercising his Second Amendment rights. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2315 Completly oblivious. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2316 . . . and I always thought the Quisling Quail was just a myth, like the Loch Ness monster. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2317 Songbirds have brass and a penchant for irony. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2318 Mark is always looking for the latest adrenaline rush. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2319 Kids are so reckless these days. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2320 That stupid cousin of yours went over to their side. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2321 It's his part time job being a decoy. He'll do anything to be seen. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2322 She thinks she's the decoy's girl friend. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2323 must be a love/hate thing 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2324 I wish we had the guts to flip him the bird. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2325 He turned to me and said, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer," and then just took off! 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2326 Decoy duty. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2327 They call it a "poop site". 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2328 Ugh. Stoolies! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2329 Lucky for us he forgot his glasses today! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2330 Oh, to be young and stupid again. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2331 He's not so much IN the crosshairs as he IS the crosshairs. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2332 Smug bastard, thinks he's worth more than us. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2333 That's gotta be worth at least three. 1.2000 0.13765 20 18 0 2
2334 Welcome to Obama's America. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2335 I don't think Bill understood when we told him to go where they'd least expect to see you. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2336 Look Marge, Tweetledumb is hunting for Tweetledee again. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2337 His dad worked in the coal mines. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2338 Another Sanders supporter. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2339 I hear he's worth both of us. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2340 I would just like to have a little of his hauteur. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2341 He volunteered to be on point and warn us if he sees any "bird hunters" around. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2342 So much for your NRA speech 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2343 Another butt kisser. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2344 He turned out to be a real snake in the grouse. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2345 He will never be able to outdo his Bernie stunt. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2346 Best he could do after they shot his hippo. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2347 I don't think he got what we meant by "tweeting out activism." 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2348 They call it a 'shotgun roost.' They're all the rage in New Orleans. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2349 Just stay quiet. I think we're gonna be okay with this guy. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2350 He thinks he's a big shot now. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2351 Not only that, he gets the worm without even being early! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2352 Next up is Trevor, attempting the reverse piggy-back, otherwise known as "Look behind you, stupid". 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2353 I can't believe we got front row seats to Evel Knary. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2354 I think it's rush week at Kappa Kappa Pheasant 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2355 Two in the bush is worth one in the NRA. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2356 Look Chirpy's been flying without his glasses again. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2357 Don't fall for it, he's just trying to make himself look friendly. 1.2000 0.08841 30 25 4 1
2358 Junior is definitely a genius. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2359 So, where do you stand on the Second Amendment? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2360 Chirp, chirp, it might boom! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2361 Well, that one certainly isn't worth two of us. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2362 It's something to tweet about. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2363 Got her 'big shot' going on again. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2364 Cheeky mockingbird. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2365 In this case I'd rather be the 'two in the bush.' 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2366 I hear he's working for peanuts. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2367 It's that 'put a bird on it' meme. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2368 It's obvious--it's a decoy 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2369 He's always been one to hang out with the wrong crowd. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2370 Sigh...another risky teenage behavior. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2371 Looks like a stool pigeon, from here. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2372 Tell me, Joe, what's the bet again? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2373 I heard that the perks are great and you don't even need accident insurance. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2374 Ralph is such a show- off. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2375 I think they are called Coal Mine Canaries. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2376 Now that's a safe perch. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2377 Such a strange bird. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2378 He told us he could find as easy ride to grandma's tree. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2379 Do you think she's limited to 140 characters? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2380 It's called "counting coup." 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2381 He's safe. There is no app yet. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2382 I wish that nimrod would stop tweeting. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
2383 hunter and the hunted can get along 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2384 'If only he knew......' 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2385 Don't be trite and predictable. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2386 Are you sure he's going to be fine? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2387 He didn't get an idea like that from my side of the family. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2388 You've got to admire his beakmanship. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2389 I'm just saying I expected him to be a blue bird. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2390 I'm going to need that Branch Analysis Report Jay 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2391 Now that's what you call a real jailbird snitch! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2392 I guess it's better than a hunting dog, but still... 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2393 When doves cry. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2394 He's new to this game 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2395 Is this like the canary in the coal mine? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2396 He better hide.............someone else may shoot both of them! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2397 He'd always rather ride shotgun than fly. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2398 Our friendship knows no bounds. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2399 As long as that decoy is behind him, we're safe! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2400 Should we tell him it's not a tree? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2401 Maybe home schooling's not so bad? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2402 ' Cooee, he's behind you.' 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2403 That fake Hunter cut out doesn't even fool junior. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2404 Well, you know what they say, you only live once. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2405 Safest place our friend could be!! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2406 I don't know who to hate more... That's whom. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2407 That bird just tweeted "Guns don't hurt you". 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2408 Hang on. Something about that branch is rubbing me the wrong way. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2409 I knew he had a mole on the inside. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2410 Stoolie. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2411 We need to review the lesson on situation awareness 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2412 Well, I guess what you don't know may actually hurt you. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2413 Now that's Chutzpah! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2414 Birds of a feather. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2415 His new theory is: "Be one with the gun". 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2416 Marco." "Polo! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2417 It's a trap! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2418 Reminds me of a cuckoo clock! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2419 He inherited that thrill-seeker gene from his father, may he rest in peace. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2420 -Do you think it's armed and loaded? -Not sure...but I hope the swallow is. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2421 Stockholm Syndrome has come home to roost. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2422 After the bird dog, I suppose the dog bird was inevitable. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2423 He must think we are sitting ducks 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2424 Sure makes living outdoors an adventure. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2425 If you Instagram it, I'll re-Tweet it. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2426 Bloody migrants! They don't even try to understand. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2427 Just another self-hating bird. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2428 I think we need to send him away to boarding school. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2429 I hate a free rider 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2430 Gary was always a plucky lark. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2431 Kurtz has gone rogue. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2432 She's a spy. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2433 Let's hope he's not a stool pigeon, 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2434 I thought he was confused, but he's a Democrat. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2435 Hey Tweet, we're over here! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2436 It's better than his hand or the bush. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2437 So that's what the conservative branch looks like 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2438 It's the bluebird of political incorrectness. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2439 I'm too old for these Mockingbird X-Games. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2440 Johnny was always a maverick. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2441 That's true. But, they do have opposable thumbs. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2442 I said double dog dare, he HAD to do it. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2443 We must be in 'Portlandia.' 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2444 I bet this is the last time he plays truth or dare with us. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2445 Too bad, it's tails; he lost. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2446 Watch out, Farmer Brown is using the old decoy game again. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2447 He's never distracted by a tweet. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2448 Poor, nearsighted thing. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2449 He just loves messing with them! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2450 Shhh! it's Bernie and that bird hunting for delegates. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2451 Suck up. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2452 I think we need to have a talk with him. I don't like this new friend he's hanging out with. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2453 Keep watching, he's gonna sit on the guy's hat next! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2454 It all makes sense once you've met his wife. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2455 That's him, Elmers's stool pigeon. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2456 I thought heli-skiing would get it out of his system 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2457 That's absolutely brilliant! He found the safest place to be when a bird hunter is on the loose. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2458 You gotta give her credit...denial suites her 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2459 I heard that he got laid off at the coal mine 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2460 He sold us out for some grains and seeds. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2461 I'm not fond of guns, so I'll sit this one out. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2462 I guess it's like having eyes in the back of your head. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2463 That reminds me, I need to check my Twitter feed. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2464 Some type of young pigeon---a stoolie, I think. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2465 It's a plastic bird for NRA propaganda. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2466 Be assured: we will get a bang out of this!!! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2467 These crazy kids nowadays. They call it a 'perch-in.' 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2468 How does that saying go? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2469 Well that's one way to "flip him the bird." 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2470 It thinks he's Bernie. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2471 A pilot bird. They never go extinct. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2472 Wait? I thought a bird in the hand was worth two in the bush?" "Yea, but the guy walking his dog over there is a blind as a bat 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2473 Well, mother, not every thing can be taught. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2474 Your peep's been at those fermented berries again. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2475 Kids today! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2476 He's feeling confident after that Bernie event. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2477 That could be a cardinal sin 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2478 Clearly no flocking together with that one! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2479 He always was a problem child. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2480 That bird needs to bite the bird seed, not bite the bullet. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2481 Somehow... its a symbiotic relationship 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2482 I don't think he noticed us giving him the bird. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2483 I think it's a bird in hand...not "on gun." 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2484 She always goes for the bad boys 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2485 She forgot her selfie stick again. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2486 That hunter's really got game. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2487 Well, it's something to strive for... 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2488 Yeah, he likes to show off a lot, but is he a good provider? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2489 Told you it was him - the bird in the hand. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2490 Looks Like Patti & Elmer had another fight. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2491 One, maybe two, more solid pecks and "Jackhammer Ralph" should have that front sight misaligned. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2492 The legend of Pistol Tweet. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2493 He really has her over the barrel now. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2494 Watch out, he's trying that old "bird in the hand" decoy again. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2495 The way he shoots it is the safest place to be 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2496 new gun control regulations 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2497 "Gee Marilyn isn't it lovely out during rabbit season! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2498 He's a member of the NRA. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2499 Apparently he just finished the first Chapter in Sun Tzu’s book, Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2500 I'm the luckiest man in the world... 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2501 Don't look now but I think we have a traitor." "Gee Carl, that's downright unpheasant. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2502 its ok he's heading for the high school 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2503 A bird on a gun is worth two in the bush? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2504 She's an endangered species. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2505 He's been out there all day and still hasn't spotted him. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2506 He's Chinese, so he's reenacting Tiananmen square. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2507 He's always showing off. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2508 Boom Chica Boom. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2509 What is it about Bernie Sanders? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2510 Say hello to my little friend. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2511 Ah, to be young and a dove. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2512 Let's stay in the bush. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2513 That how they got the indians, using one of our own. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2514 Riding shotgun is for the birds. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2515 She's doesn't give a shoot. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2516 Ever since the mine closed he was out of work. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2517 Petey always had a death wish. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2518 He must be from Portland. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2519 And that's how the expression "bird-brain" originated. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2520 Bill just doesn't get the idea of 'a good guy with a gun. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2521 I knew her yellow feathers spelt trouble. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2522 That's what I call playing hard to get. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2523 nope that decoy just ain't working 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2524 I think it's a chutzpahtridge. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2525 That bird is right up Lapierre's butt. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2526 We need cool hats. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2527 Must've been a double-dog dare. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2528 He lost the bet. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2529 Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2530 Obviously, we have our own Benedict Arnold! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2531 Is this your first trip to Switzerland? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2532 What does he think we are, Dodos? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2533 I don't think Edward is clear on the concept of bird hunting. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2534 'Really hope her puberty is not getting any worse than this' 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2535 We always new he was rebellious, but this is ridiculous! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2536 those two sure do have a strange relationship 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2537 The balls on that kid. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2538 The new NRA publicists are on to something. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2539 She's always been a little too left wing for my taste." 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2540 Junior can only find seasonal employment. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2541 He never could remember that it's spelled Quayle. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2542 He's a pretty good shot but his sense of awareness is poor. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2543 'I guess a bird in hand really isn't worth two in the bush.' 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2544 Looks like a Winchester Retweeter 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2545 He can keep walking if he thinks this makes us two in the bush. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2546 In general, a gun in any caption contest is not a good idea. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2547 He said he had no choice but to find extra work to pay for his Hamilton tickets. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2548 Now I see why they say "position's everything in life". 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2549 How does that saying go again? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2550 Look whose singing praises about the 2nd amendment. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2551 He calls himself: Jack Sparrow. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2552 Not a sight and not a decoy. We got a hiker here. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2553 ReTWEET #birdonbarrel. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2554 I guess a bird on the rifle beats two in the bush! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2555 He needs a pointer dog! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2556 To tweet, or not to tweet... 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2557 He clearly thinks he's better than us two in the bush! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2558 I'm not sure what he's thinking 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2559 Let's just pretend she went to college. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2560 Another self-hating chickadee. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2561 We have a stool pigeon on our hands. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2562 It's the new Duck Dynasty decoy 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2563 He's a Bernie Sanders' groupie. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2564 He always challenged the system. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2565 This pretty much ends our reconciliation. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2566 He's farsighted 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2567 Loneliness makes strange bedfellows! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2568 Apparently, she's a daughter of a gun. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2569 Don't you think Tweet is taking this Second Amendment thing a bit too far? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2570 We are safe, a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2571 He thinks he's a bird dog. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2572 Yup. Two in the bush. Definitely. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2573 He's worth as much as both of us put together. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2574 I wonder what Darwin would say about that? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2575 He's such a showboater. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2576 Can you imagine getting paid to tweet? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2577 First Bernie's podium, now some NRA guy...What does your nephew have against Hillary? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2578 She's official bird of the NRA. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2579 I think that's Elmer Fudd, but I don't want to chance it so I'm staying put. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2580 Immunity for testifying against the bloodhound. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2581 It is and it isn't what it is. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2582 Looks like she's crossed over to the dark side. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2583 That's one 'double dare' I never thought he'd take! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2584 For such a pretty little thing, she sure knows how to rub it in. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2585 That Sanders bird has gone too far this time 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2586 I can't wait until we're out of season. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2587 He's going to have lot of fun tweeting about this. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2588 Apparently it's a performance art piece. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2589 Your mother hasn't been herself since you left. Probably just a bad case of empty nest syndrome. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2590 dont be oblivious to whats right in front of you 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2591 She's a peace activist. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2592 pack up all my cares and woe, here i go 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2593 I told her she needs glasses. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2594 I saw it on TV. It's Popeil's new vertically integrated hunting system: decoy and shotgun in one compact unit. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2595 He called it. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2596 I thought Elmer Fudd was just a myth. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2597 I prefer he sticks to Bernie rallies 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2598 "Your dad can be embarrassing sometimes. Especially when he lets his boyfriend play in the sandpit". 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2599 I follow her on Twitter, but I don't like her on Facebook. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2600 I cry fowl. He's using a decoy. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2601 I hear he's a retired guard from the prison holding El Chapo. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2602 What a cocky little cunt. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2603 Camouflage. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2604 He reminds me of your brother Carl. They say he tasted just like chicken. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2605 He doesn't think he needs eye glasses. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2606 I didn't think he'd take "know thine enemy" literally. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2607 I tried to tell him, statues don't walk through the forrest. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2608 The field guide says that's a predator usually found with a cuckoo bird. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2609 I don't have the heart to tell him it's not Bernie 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2610 He's got his back. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2611 She needs to stop falling for the first guy who cocks a finger at her. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2612 Wow. Ted was not lying when he said the hunter's eyesight was bad... 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2613 I think that's called a teacher's pet 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2614 Since coming out his nest egg has grown 200% 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2615 Oh, look! Elmer Fudd with Tweety-Bird. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2616 Yeah, you should have seen last years dummy, it looked like Trump! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2617 I believe it's a yellow bellied Quisling. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2618 He's either a decoy or he's stupid. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2619 My father told me that in his day 'Mighty Hunter' meant something. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2620 He carries a gun, but I say, keep your eye on the birdie. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2621 He's just not that in to you 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2622 It looks like Tweety has joined the enemy as an observer. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2623 Robin actually convinced him to go vegan except for the occasional worm. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2624 Want to fly over and see if it's a decoy? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2625 Now do you believe me dear? He's so not ready to go flying unsupervised... 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2626 Doesn't look like he'll be contributing to the gene pool 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2627 We assume his third genie wish will not have an ambiguous Twitter abbreviation. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2628 You have to assume that hunters in the dodo bird era were a tad sharper. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2629 What a sight. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2630 How many tweets could a twitter twit tweet if a twitter twit could tweet tweets? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2631 Your son is acting up again. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2632 Jeez. And I thought Fudd didn't have a clue. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2633 The little twit also sings country western songs. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2634 Rockin Robin's gonna' rock tonight. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2635 Cousin Leroy's love of gun barrels will be the death of him yet! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2636 We're about to see if ,"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2637 So which one is the birdbrain? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2638 Only invasive species will do that job. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2639 Looks like the NRA is trying to soften its image! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2640 I suppose a bird on the rifle is worth... 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2641 That's the bravest form of protest. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2642 I told you not to trust that bird. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2643 So much for flocking together. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2644 At least now we know who's the double agent! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2645 We taught her well about turning an enemy into a friend. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2646 He needs a better lookout! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2647 No, you tell him NRA doesn't mean National Robin Association! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2648 Playing it safe. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2649 He was always a bird brain. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2650 They follow each other on Twitter, too. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2651 She take Emily Dickinson way too seriously. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2652 Look at our little son on a gun! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2653 I completely get it. Flying isn't as much fun as it used to be. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2654 The only way he'll ever use that gun is to pry it from her cold dead claws 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2655 Bird 1: "There goes another gun-toting Trump supporter finally leaving the woods to attend a rally." Bird 2: "And there goes another tree-hugging Sanders supporter catching a free ride." 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2656 You follow her tweets? They save she has been a life saver. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2657 Look, the NFL was right to ban this kind of behavior. It's taunting, plain and simple. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2658 Oh? Can you think of a safer place? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
2659 I thought he wanted to go for a drive when he called shotgun. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2660 He's always was saying "carpe diem!" but that just looks carpe dumb to me. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2661 We're not safe until it is in his hand. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2662 I hear the pension plan was too good to refuse 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2663 He's had this Wild West fantasy to ride shotgun. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2664 OK, stop me if you have heard this one before. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2665 They met wintering in Florida. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2666 One of life's little ironies. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2667 He went vegan years ago, but he hasn't told his wife. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2668 It's like my father always says, 'stay close to your friends, stay closer to your enemies'. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2669 Bugs Bunny should show up any minute now. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2670 He called it first. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2671 Somehow, the marriage works. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2672 who would have thought he was worth two of us 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2673 I didn't believe he'd do it, but he was game after all. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2674 She's been a totally different bird since meeting Bernie Sanders. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2675 Well I guess it's better than being over a barrel. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2676 He learned that trick by watching Looney Toons. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2677 It's weird to see Saint Francis pandering for the rural vote 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2678 Watch out. It's a drone. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2679 Is this a trick? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2680 How many of us is he worth? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2681 Who said that the 2nd Amendment was for the birds-only? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2682 You know, the extreme sports movement is getting out of hand. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2683 He seemed oblivious. Surely a bird on the gun was worth two on a branch. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2684 Hold on Bob... Who's on which team now? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2685 I think he got it wrong.....it's a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2686 I think that's what's meant by 'Taking the cat bird seat.' 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2687 Lemme know when you spot the two that bullied you. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2688 Doesn't taste like chicken, and very bony. He's safe. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2689 Dumbest tweet. Ever. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2690 Do you think he's hunting wabbits too? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2691 Milo's really giving the middle feather to that guy 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2692 Now that my friend is a real Constitutionalist! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2693 There goes Bernie Sanders! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2694 Watch out! He's a shill. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2695 Now there is a real moron 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2696 The last person she took out hunting was VP Cheney and we know how that turned out. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2697 Now is not the time to feed Junior! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2698 Not the perch I would choose. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2699 Tweedle Dumb is such a risk taker, 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2700 How many times I have told Junior that's not a Tree! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2701 Tweeting about this could definitely backfire. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2702 This month you get a free rifle with your Audubon Society membership. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2703 Is that the "little birdie" they are always talking about? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2704 Please, no more Sylvia Plath at bedtime for Robbie, OK? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2705 @hunters ananymous - little does he know. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2706 I can't believe he went to work for that guy. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2707 He must've called shotgun 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2708 I think his plan is to build a nest out of the mustache. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2709 He always needed to feel in control! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2710 Classic size envy. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2711 Fred's been a little uppity since he found out that he was worth more than either of us. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2712 She's either a fool or a genius. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2713 Now that, is a stool pigeon. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2714 I never figured Ted would turn out to be the stoolpigeon. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2715 Hillary is still the safer choice. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2716 Seriously life does begin at the END of the comfort zone and the end is like half a inch long. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2717 Looks like Cherper sold out to the NRA 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2718 There goes Benedict Sparrow. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2719 He does know that Donald Duck fans and Donald Trump fans aren't the same, right 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2720 Decoy or scout? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2721 For an extra twenty bucks he said he'd unload on our buddy's head 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2722 Only a mockingbird would have the nerve! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2723 I knew we shouldn't have moved to Vermont. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2724 Got to tweet this to brother Bernie rel quick: NRA found his podium bird! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2725 It's not a bird dog. It's a bird bird. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2726 I guess he's a brown-tufted Quisling. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2727 And as the young dove's parents looked on, they thought to themselves "it's just a phase." 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2728 Easy for him, it's not dove season. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2729 Bird dog bird 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2730 She supports the Second Amendment. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2731 The decoys are more original this year. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2732 Probably not worth 2 birds in a bush 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2733 We may found out now whether she's really worth the two of us combined. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2734 Robin wants to be the poster-bird for the 2nd Amendment 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2735 I always told Jim there's no such thing as a free ride. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2736 He likes to see the sights. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2737 Sure they did a great job capturing your likeness, but posing for hunting decoys seems like a morally-questionable way to start off your modeling career. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2738 Don't pull a Bernie unless it's Bernie. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2739 The rifle decoy, the nadir of capitalism. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2740 The foot of the candle is dark. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2741 Don't be fooled. It's a Pileated Gunsight. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2742 Such an air-head bird brain! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2743 Cocky renegade 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2744 I heard he's worth as much as both of us combined. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2745 Apparently, he is a French pigeon. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2746 You know, he has been incorrigible ever since we let him hang with those showoff eagles up the tree. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2747 What's a cute little chick like her doing with a jerk like him? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2748 If you can't fight 'em, join 'em. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2749 Don't worry, it's just an NRA scarecrow. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2750 Two pheasants watch with trepidation from the bush while a brazen songbird mocks proverbial fate. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2751 Dave, have you seen a better analogy for this year's election? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2752 Either he's one of those trained 'rear guard' birds or he can't stand looking at that stupid hat. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2753 You're right -- that's no pigeon and that ain't no stool, but ... 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2754 He's dumber than Elmer Fudd. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2755 Then it's true. Our own son has been radicalized! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2756 Ever since Larry got that modeling gig at Twitter, he thinks he's invincible. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2757 A swift, he's not. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2758 He certainly isn't helping to continue our species population. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2759 Total frat move but I'm impressed! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2760 The rifle's a bluff. He only hunts for worms. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2761 Here we are as pheasants held down by the man and yet he, a partridge, sits with him nearly equal. Just ain't right. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2762 I didn't think that even Beekie would take the challenge...I had to use a triple-dog-dare-you. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2763 They got him doing background checks. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2764 He's trying the Looney Tunes approach to not getting shot. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2765 Looks like junior heard us talking about how much we enjoy barrel tasting! 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2766 He is getting too smart for his own good , that boy of yours ! 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2767 He scared Donald Trump at Rally. He thinks he's invincible now. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2768 What season is it right now? 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2769 It's too bad, he's got her over a barrel. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2770 Do you think they know about each other? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2771 She's our old style early warning system. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2772 Shhh ... be quiet,it looks like a stool pigeon to me. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2773 She's a firm believer in gun patrol. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2774 Don't worry they'll get him in tax season. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2775 He just wants to make sure there're no dogs in sight. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2776 It's not that surprising. Robins always have had strong feelings about the the right to perch arms. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2777 I see he got a new scaup. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2778 That's reckless." "Why? It's not like he's going to get shot. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2779 Definte drone. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2780 He wasn't like this before those jays moved into the neighborhood. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2781 Don't worry, he's hunting wabbits. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2782 A bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2783 Of course it's deadly, but it makes a great mobile perch! 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2784 That probably will work better than our lame camouflage plumage. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2785 'Junior might be getting over confident" 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2786 Now that's a Robin with big kahuna's! 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2787 I don't know how this duel is going to end 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2788 Let's hope he is half blind, and not a traitor. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2789 Cool front sight on his gun! 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2790 Where is the gun lobby going? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
2791 the mole is a bird. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2792 Did that bunting take up hunting? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2793 Well, Jay always said "The best defense is a shotgun offense." 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2794 I dared him to do it. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2795 I'm afraid that Jim has grown tired of seed. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2796 Looks like our son, Dan Quail, is standing firm. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
2797 Tweety Tweety Bang Bang. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2798 And we're back, bringing you live coverage of the Avian X Games where the European Greenfinch has just stuck the landing! 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2799 Going forward, let's not hang out with Mike anymore. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
2800 I'm not following his tweets. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2801 What a traitor. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
2802 How many do you think he's worth? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
2803 Are you tweeting this? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2804 It's OK, he must be hunting dogs. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2805 Collaborator! 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2806 I knew he was a different kind of bird, but never a Turncoat. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0