Contest #519 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	-
Voting started	2016-04-25
Voting ended	-
Finalists announced	-
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	2016-05-08 (estimated)
Number of captions	4614
Number of responses	191935
Number of participants	7469

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	He's pro-gun, but I like his stance on migration.	1.9148	0.06023	176	64	63	49
1	Now that's what I call riding shotgun	1.9062	0.06065	160	55	65	40
2	We might be empty nesters sooner than we thought.	1.8811	0.06393	143	51	58	34
3	It must be great to be endangered.	1.8790	0.06843	157	68	40	49
4	Mockingbird, pretty sure.	1.8684	0.06646	152	62	48	42
5	This gives a whole new meaning to "riding shotgun."	1.8658	0.06220	149	54	61	34
6	Yes, but it's that self-destructive personality that makes his songs so memorable.	1.8652	0.06540	141	53	54	34
7	Does this make us bad parents?	1.8364	0.07806	110	47	34	29
8	It must be nice to be on the endangered species list.	1.8268	0.07424	127	57	35	35
9	Dave hasn't been himself since flying into that window.	1.8208	0.07317	106	41	43	22
10	Did she always take this position on guns?	1.8151	0.07057	119	48	45	26
11	He always liked to ride shotgun.	1.8091	0.07475	110	46	39	25
12	I'm really OK with being "the two in the bush".	1.7917	0.08366	96	44	28	24
13	Kevin is so cocky when he's out of season.	1.7857	0.09736	70	32	21	17
14	Well that's a mocking bird for ya.	1.7802	0.08387	91	41	29	21
15	Someone really should explain to Larry what "riding shotgun" means.	1.7800	0.07730	100	43	36	21
16	It took us years to get somebody in the inside.	1.7755	0.08015	98	44	32	22
17	We may not have covered every single thing before pushing him out of the nest..	1.7692	0.07342	91	35	42	14
18	Wow, that Brass Balled Warbler really lives up to its name.	1.7684	0.08122	95	43	31	21
19	He says it's a better adrenaline rush than high-voltage power lines.	1.7684	0.07550	95	39	39	17
20	I don't think he understood when you said he could ride shotgun.	1.7582	0.08020	91	40	33	18
21	Sweetie, we might be empty nesters sooner than we thought.	1.7558	0.07922	86	36	35	15
22	I could be brave, too if I were out of season.	1.7556	0.07629	90	37	38	15
23	You never know who you'll get when you call for an Uber ride.	1.7556	0.07950	90	39	34	17
24	I'm pretty sure that's a Mockingbird.	1.7470	0.09045	83	41	22	20
25	His protected species request must have been approved.	1.7467	0.07615	75	28	38	9
26	She's taking a little too much advantage of her endangered species status, don't you think?	1.7442	0.08782	86	42	24	20
27	There he goes again, jumping the gun.	1.7429	0.08558	70	29	30	11
28	If I were a protected species, I would show off too.	1.7342	0.09135	79	39	22	18
29	I'm starting to think he's not college material.	1.7333	0.09762	60	27	22	11
30	Remember Son: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."	1.7264	0.07160	106	47	41	18
31	He's not brave. It's deer season.	1.7260	0.08994	73	34	25	14
32	Well, look who's going all Second Amendment on us.	1.7260	0.08780	73	33	27	13
33	I’m not one to interfere with natural selection.	1.7231	0.09433	65	30	23	12
34	Riding shotgun again!	1.7231	0.10402	65	34	15	16
35	Cuckoo maybe, but he's definitely not a chicken.	1.7222	0.08895	72	33	26	13
36	She's one of our embedded journalists...	1.7200	0.08396	75	33	30	12
37	When I was young, we sat on phone lines and waited for a freshly washed car.	1.7164	0.09701	67	33	20	14
38	I gotta tweet this.	1.7123	0.09452	73	37	20	16
39	Uh oh, looks like Helen is off her meds.	1.7101	0.08784	69	31	27	11
40	This is why we're endangered.	1.7097	0.10125	62	31	18	13
41	I've warned him it can be dangerous riding shotgun.	1.7083	0.09369	72	36	21	15
42	Wow! A Nonetoo Swift. You understandably don't see many of those.	1.7083	0.09976	72	39	15	18
43	It looks like Frankie's lasik didn't go well	1.7059	0.09840	68	35	18	15
44	I'm glad we're the two in the bush.	1.7049	0.10012	61	30	19	12
45	She's cute, Bob. You should just go over and talk to her. What's the worst that could happen?	1.7015	0.10203	67	36	15	16
46	That's what we get for homeschooling.	1.7015	0.09274	67	32	23	12
47	Canaries are brave. Not very bright, but brave.	1.7000	0.10442	60	31	16	13
48	He always rides shotgun when he travels	1.7000	0.08787	80	40	24	16
49	Stockholm Syndrome	1.6984	0.09229	63	29	24	10
50	Now THAT'S a mocking-bird.	1.6974	0.07497	76	31	37	8
51	It's called riding shotgun.	1.6970	0.10120	66	35	16	15
52	Why is it always our kid?	1.6923	0.10825	52	26	16	10
53	He's compensating for a small beak.	1.6901	0.08650	71	33	27	11
54	Teenagers. They think they're invincible.	1.6825	0.08414	63	27	29	7
55	Dumb and dumber.	1.6780	0.10382	59	31	16	12
56	Those protected species are such smart-asses.	1.6757	0.09448	74	40	18	16
57	It's called "riding shotgun" and it's a lot safer than it looks.	1.6721	0.10381	61	33	15	13
58	I guess we do have tiny brains.	1.6719	0.09722	64	33	19	12
59	You have to admire his stance on gun control.	1.6667	0.11215	54	30	12	12
60	We need to work on his landings.	1.6667	0.10899	54	29	14	11
61	Kids are calling it 'rifling'; say it's a real rush	1.6613	0.10270	62	34	15	13
62	It's my wife's idiot nephew.	1.6610	0.09853	59	30	19	10
63	Sure gives new meaning to "riding shotgun".	1.6604	0.10059	53	26	19	8
64	He is . . . The Most Interesting Bird in the World.	1.6557	0.09886	61	32	18	11
65	We have to get him out of there. Send him a Tweet.	1.6557	0.10159	61	33	16	12
66	I think we can stop worrying about his college fund.	1.6545	0.10451	55	29	16	10
67	These kids today with their extreme sports.	1.6538	0.10595	52	27	16	9
68	It beats working in the mines.	1.6538	0.09857	52	25	20	7
69	Studies show that it's safer than flying.	1.6500	0.09152	60	29	23	8
70	Well we always told him to keep his friends close and his enemies closer.	1.6481	0.09589	54	26	21	7
71	He’s a mockingbird	1.6481	0.10626	54	29	15	10
72	Looks like Stockholm syndrome to me	1.6481	0.10626	54	29	15	10
73	I can't wait to tweet about this.	1.6471	0.10783	51	27	15	9
74	I think we need to get ourselves a new lookout...	1.6471	0.10783	51	27	15	9
75	It's bold, it's daring, and it just might work.	1.6458	0.10092	48	23	19	6
76	Two clear cases of A.D.D.	1.6429	0.10329	56	30	16	10
77	He's left the nest. It's not our place to criticize his choice of friends.	1.6429	0.10329	56	30	16	10
78	I bet he thinks he's worth two of us.	1.6429	0.12203	42	23	11	8
79	He's game, I'll give him that.	1.6429	0.10638	56	31	14	11
80	A clear case of Stockholm syndrome.	1.6415	0.11138	53	30	12	11
81	"I know he is on the endangered list, but he doesn't have to be pompous about it".	1.6400	0.10598	50	26	16	8
82	I remember when ridin' shotgun was all that mattered.	1.6389	0.12053	36	18	13	5
83	I wonder which bird-brain will turn around first...	1.6383	0.11552	47	26	12	9
84	She does all her own stunts.	1.6346	0.10646	52	28	15	9
85	It's always the last place you think to look.	1.6346	0.11332	52	30	11	11
86	I admire Steve for taking a stand on guns.	1.6346	0.10646	52	28	15	9
87	He better not tweet about this.	1.6327	0.11178	49	27	13	9
88	Well that explains the fancy birdhouse and expensive suet.	1.6327	0.10389	49	25	17	7
89	Okay, now poop on it or the bet is off!	1.6316	0.10805	57	33	12	12
90	Looks like he's got a chirp on his shoulder.	1.6296	0.10671	54	30	14	10
91	I hate how he insists on riding shotgun all of the time	1.6296	0.10339	54	29	16	9
92	I'm content being one of two in the bush.	1.6296	0.10339	54	29	16	9
93	One thing's for sure, he's no chicken.	1.6275	0.07902	51	21	28	2
94	He's been insufferable ever since he found out nobody hunts robins.	1.6275	0.10464	51	27	16	8
95	Look ! He's riding shotgun!	1.6275	0.10464	51	27	16	8
96	Don't you just love deer season.	1.6275	0.10832	51	28	14	9
97	I think he’s about to send his last tweet.	1.6226	0.09797	53	27	19	7
98	We're harder to shoot once you get to know us.	1.6226	0.10851	53	30	13	10
99	Someone should tell him hitchhiking is dangerous	1.6226	0.09797	53	27	19	7
100	Robin will be OK - it's Dick Cheney.	1.6226	0.10512	53	29	15	9
101	Technically, that is the safest place to be...	1.6226	0.10161	53	28	17	8
102	Holy Stockholm Syndrome, Robin!!	1.6226	0.10851	53	30	13	10
103	It's his poise that I admire.	1.6222	0.10678	45	23	16	6
104	Everyone will be tweeting about this.	1.6170	0.11197	47	26	13	8
105	There's a fool on both ends of that gun.	1.6170	0.11995	47	28	9	10
106	You're right. Stockholm Syndrome.	1.6154	0.08751	52	24	24	4
107	He always was a strange bird.	1.6154	0.09960	52	27	18	7
108	Who's that chick riding shotgun?	1.6154	0.11037	52	30	12	10
109	You have to love mocking birds	1.6154	0.09574	52	26	20	6
110	That's not what I meant by 'Keep your enemies close.'	1.6140	0.10246	57	32	15	10
111	He's getting seed money from the NRA.	1.6136	0.12682	44	27	7	10
112	Yeah, he always has to ride shotgun.	1.6136	0.10889	44	23	15	6
113	I always say, a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush.	1.6087	0.15061	23	12	8	3
114	Protected Species	1.6078	0.10508	51	28	15	8
115	Guess he couldn't afford a bird dog.	1.6042	0.10627	48	26	15	7
116	First the bungee jumping, now this!	1.6038	0.09839	53	28	18	7
117	It's OK. He's a service animal.	1.6000	0.11780	50	31	8	11
118	He did call shotgun.	1.6000	0.10731	45	24	15	6
119	I thought you called Shotgun.	1.6000	0.11780	50	31	8	11
120	It's time we face facts. Our son is an adrenalin junkie.	1.6000	0.09476	50	25	20	5
121	Pretty safe spot if you think about it.	1.5962	0.11073	52	31	11	10
122	He flew into the same window four times yesterday.	1.5962	0.10000	52	28	17	7
123	I don't know which one is more oblivious to their surroundings.	1.5957	0.10386	47	25	16	6
124	I just hope riding shotgun doesn’t backfire on him.	1.5957	0.11241	47	27	12	8
125	Sure, he's endangered, but he's also a jerk.	1.5957	0.10822	47	26	14	7
126	That's cukoo.	1.5952	0.10809	42	22	15	5
127	There's brave, and then there's stupid.	1.5926	0.10414	54	31	14	9
128	Adrenaline junkie.	1.5918	0.10067	49	26	17	6
129	With Uber, you just never know.	1.5918	0.10481	49	27	15	7
130	It was on his bucket list.	1.5918	0.10481	49	27	15	7
131	By the looks of things his aversion therapy is going very well.	1.5909	0.10444	44	23	16	5
132	He keeps tweeting about the second amendment..	1.5909	0.11865	44	26	10	8
133	That my fine feathered friend is a Mocking bird.	1.5909	0.12303	44	27	8	9
134	Of which bird brain are you speaking?	1.5909	0.10938	44	24	14	6
135	Brave? You bet... at night he works a second job in the coal mine!	1.5909	0.10444	44	23	16	5
136	Well, he did call riding shotgun.	1.5909	0.11411	44	25	12	7
137	I didn't realize that 'riding shotgun' was an actual thing.	1.5909	0.11411	44	25	12	7
138	Gotta hand it to Larry, this is gonna be an awesome selfie.	1.5909	0.10938	44	24	14	6
139	Remember to keep your friends close but your enemies closer.	1.5909	0.11411	44	25	12	7
140	Ten more seconds on that thing and we have a new champion.	1.5893	0.09796	56	31	17	8
141	I'd say they're both endangered species.	1.5882	0.08947	68	38	20	10
142	Jeez, always has to ride shotgun.	1.5870	0.11867	46	28	9	9
143	No way he's worth two of us.	1.5854	0.12085	41	24	10	7
144	It's more of a political statement.	1.5854	0.11030	41	22	14	5
145	He used to work in a coal mine.	1.5833	0.10666	48	27	14	7
146	The kids are playing chicken again.	1.5833	0.10666	48	27	14	7
147	He's been tweeting about it all morning.	1.5833	0.10242	48	26	16	6
148	He loves riding shotgun.	1.5833	0.10666	48	27	14	7
149	The sparrows call that "riding shotgun".	1.5814	0.11153	43	24	13	6
150	Her mother was the same way. Anything for attention.	1.5814	0.11639	43	25	11	7
151	He's riding shotgun again!	1.5814	0.12988	43	28	5	10
152	Which one of us should tell him that's not a branch?	1.5800	0.10337	50	28	15	7
153	That's the Bluebird of Haplessness.	1.5778	0.12098	45	28	8	9
154	Riding shotgun?	1.5778	0.10773	45	25	14	6
155	I see this friendship ending badly.	1.5778	0.11232	45	26	12	7
156	If you think about it, that's really the safest place to be.	1.5778	0.11232	45	26	12	7
157	This ought to be good. I told him he's a protected species, but he completely isn't.	1.5778	0.11673	45	27	10	8
158	Where did we go wrong, Dear?	1.5758	0.14454	33	21	5	7
159	He'll be tweeting about this all week.	1.5750	0.11815	40	23	11	6
160	Well, you did tell him to "keep your friends close and your enemies closer"	1.5750	0.10674	40	21	15	4
161	We pushed him out of the nest too early.	1.5745	0.10423	47	26	15	6
162	If he's smart, he'll wait before he tweets about this.	1.5745	0.10858	47	27	13	7
163	Larry likes to live on the edge.	1.5745	0.10858	47	27	13	7
164	He only chirps when the guy backs up.	1.5745	0.10858	47	27	13	7
165	Hide in plain sight always works	1.5745	0.11276	47	28	11	8
166	He's about to send his last tweet.	1.5745	0.09494	47	24	19	4
167	Quiet, he's still looking for two in the bush.	1.5745	0.11276	47	28	11	8
168	They call him the gun whisperer.	1.5714	0.11876	42	25	10	7
169	Branch Recognition was never Sam's strong subject in school.	1.5714	0.11376	42	24	12	6
170	Chuck is a mockingbird's mockingbird.	1.5714	0.11376	42	24	12	6
171	He’s weak at camouflage but surprisingly strong on the Second Amendment.	1.5714	0.13772	35	22	6	7
172	He called shotgun.	1.5714	0.12816	42	27	6	9
173	He can’t help it—he’s a little cuckoo.	1.5714	0.12816	42	27	6	9
174	Is one on the barrel worth two in the bush?	1.5714	0.13148	35	21	8	6
175	Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer.	1.5714	0.09671	49	26	18	5
176	His NRA membership is clearly paying off.	1.5714	0.10911	49	29	12	8
177	I'm telling you, Larry's got Stockholm Syndrome.	1.5714	0.11876	42	25	10	7
178	Remind me to unfriend her when we get back to the nest.	1.5714	0.11376	42	24	12	6
179	This is even more irresponsible than his catsurfing.	1.5690	0.09561	58	33	17	8
180	I dare you to yell "PULL."	1.5682	0.10976	44	25	13	6
181	You gotta give her credit – it’s the safest place to be.	1.5682	0.10976	44	25	13	6
182	The hunter thing is a total chick magnet	1.5682	0.11448	44	26	11	7
183	An NRA membership does have its benefits.	1.5682	0.10484	44	24	15	5
184	He's been live tweeting the hunter's movements all morning.	1.5682	0.10976	44	25	13	6
185	What kind of idiot pigeons would name their kid "Clay"?	1.5625	0.10274	48	27	15	6
186	Now are you convinced our son is on drugs?	1.5625	0.11496	48	30	9	9
187	Wait til you see his dismount!	1.5610	0.11070	41	23	13	5
188	We should Tweet about this.	1.5610	0.11608	41	24	11	6
189	Not the best lookout we've ever had.	1.5610	0.11070	41	23	13	5
190	That chick has balls.	1.5610	0.12615	41	26	7	8
191	Hiding in plain sight... why didn't we think of that?	1.5588	0.12083	34	19	11	4
192	We should be tweeting this.	1.5588	0.12083	34	19	11	4
193	I’ve heard you should keep friends close and enemies closer, but that seems a bit extreme.	1.5588	0.12083	34	19	11	4
194	It's actually ingenious if you think about it	1.5581	0.10150	43	23	16	4
195	No, I don't have a bucket list. You?	1.5581	0.11188	43	25	12	6
196	Looks like someone really did give him the bird.	1.5581	0.11672	43	26	10	7
197	Oh to be young again.	1.5581	0.11188	43	25	12	6
198	Geez Harriet. I told you you weren't spending enough time on that egg.	1.5581	0.11672	43	26	10	7
199	Youngsters today...always pushing the boundaries!	1.5581	0.11188	43	25	12	6
200	I believe our child is turning into an adrenaline junkie.	1.5581	0.11672	43	26	10	7
201	There goes Tweetle Dee and Tweetle Dumb.	1.5581	0.11672	43	26	10	7
202	I think we're ok.	1.5581	0.10681	43	24	14	5
203	I think we can cancel his college fund.	1.5581	0.10681	43	24	14	5
204	He knows, right? He has to know.	1.5581	0.09589	43	22	18	3
205	He's taken "riding shotgun" to a new level.	1.5577	0.09278	52	28	19	5
206	I told him, "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."	1.5556	0.12244	36	21	10	5
207	I've heard ' Keep your enemy close ' was the enemy's idea.	1.5556	0.10870	36	19	14	3
208	You just know he's going to tweet about this.	1.5556	0.12244	36	21	10	5
209	Bye-bye birdie.	1.5556	0.11701	45	28	9	8
210	Ted's our best intelligence guy; tweets from behind enemy lines.	1.5556	0.10326	45	25	15	5
211	Well, you shouldn't have told him he can ride shotgun.	1.5556	0.14055	36	24	4	8
212	I don't expect many more tweets from him.	1.5556	0.10870	36	19	14	3
213	Old dude with his sights set on a young chick.	1.5541	0.08847	74	45	17	12
214	It’s amazing anyone survives adolescence.	1.5526	0.11123	38	21	13	4
215	He gets this from your side of the family.	1.5526	0.11123	38	21	13	4
216	He's not from our branch of the family.	1.5500	0.10712	40	22	14	4
217	Look at the pecker on that one.	1.5500	0.12885	40	26	6	8
218	She always rides shotgun.	1.5476	0.11407	42	25	11	6
219	I blame the video games.	1.5476	0.10886	42	24	13	5
220	It was a triple dog dare.	1.5476	0.11905	42	26	9	7
221	Now mother, we have to let him make his own mistakes.	1.5476	0.10886	42	24	13	5
222	Keep your friends close, your enemy closer.	1.5476	0.11407	42	25	11	6
223	Perhaps a few more days in the shell would have helped.	1.5476	0.10886	42	24	13	5
224	They've agreed to disagree.	1.5476	0.10886	42	24	13	5
225	Now I kinda wish he had taken 'truth' instead of 'dare.'	1.5455	0.09997	44	24	16	4
226	Claimed they tweeted a few times and one thing led to another...	1.5429	0.13184	35	22	7	6
227	Location. Location. Location.	1.5429	0.12531	35	21	9	5
228	Seems like he's everywhere now after that Bernie Sanders podium thing.	1.5429	0.13807	35	23	5	7
229	No wonder they're called mockingbirds.	1.5405	0.12613	37	23	8	6
230	I love deer season.	1.5405	0.11360	37	21	12	4
231	Where have we failed?	1.5405	0.11360	37	21	12	4
232	I agree, she's a babe, but I'm not going out there.	1.5405	0.12003	37	22	10	5
233	He's calling the shots now.	1.5405	0.10679	37	20	14	3
234	Yep, I taught him how to ride shotgun all right.	1.5405	0.11360	37	21	12	4
235	He started off as a bad egg.	1.5405	0.09951	37	19	16	2
236	Do YOU want to tell him what "riding shotgun" really means?	1.5405	0.13194	37	24	6	7
237	Next time I get to ride shotgun.	1.5405	0.13752	37	25	4	8
238	He's your son, you go get him!	1.5385	0.12098	39	24	9	6
239	If you're not going to tweet about this, I am.	1.5385	0.11527	39	23	11	5
240	I tell you, they both need glasses.	1.5385	0.12098	39	24	9	6
241	Great, now we'll get a thousand tweets telling us what an idiot he is.	1.5385	0.12644	39	25	7	7
242	That boy ain't right...	1.5385	0.12098	39	24	9	6
243	Now dare him to take his hat.	1.5385	0.10290	39	21	15	3
244	That is living on the edge	1.5385	0.10926	39	22	13	4
245	I think he's right, it's safer than flying.	1.5385	0.10926	39	22	13	4
246	Maybe we should get an NRA membership too.	1.5366	0.11097	41	24	12	5
247	Damn, I bet him 50 bucks he wouldn't do it.	1.5366	0.12146	41	26	8	7
248	He's working to change things from the inside.	1.5366	0.11097	41	24	12	5
249	It's gonna be a bird bath.	1.5366	0.13112	41	28	4	9
250	She keeps her friends close, but her enemies closer.	1.5366	0.10533	41	23	14	4
251	When I told him to ride shotgun, this isn't exactly what I meant.	1.5366	0.12146	41	26	8	7
252	I'm pretty sure that's a yellow-bellied ass kisser.	1.5349	0.12158	43	28	7	8
253	He's had chutzpah since he was an egg	1.5312	0.12688	32	19	9	4
254	Ralphie should know that riding shotgun is not cool.	1.5294	0.13507	34	22	6	6
255	He's always been a right winger	1.5294	0.11357	34	19	12	3
256	Apparantly she is auditioning for the lead in Bye Bye Birdie	1.5278	0.11606	36	21	11	4
257	Looks like Elmer has a new twitter follower.	1.5278	0.11606	36	21	11	4
258	He's probably not in season.	1.5278	0.12271	36	22	9	5
259	He's literally riding shotgun.	1.5278	0.10901	36	20	13	3
260	With plumage less impressive than that of his male competitors, Fred tries desperately to cultivate a 'bad boy' image.	1.5278	0.12271	36	22	9	5
261	It gives new meaning to "I ride shotgun."	1.5278	0.12901	36	23	7	6
262	That crazy kid's riding shotgun again.	1.5278	0.12901	36	23	7	6
263	I thought for sure he was going to choose 'Truth'.	1.5278	0.12901	36	23	7	6
264	Let's remain "Two In The Bush".	1.5278	0.12271	36	22	9	5
265	That decoy looks like Frank.	1.5278	0.11606	36	21	11	4
266	Embedded journalism.	1.5278	0.11606	36	21	11	4
267	Bets on which one figures it out first?	1.5278	0.10147	36	19	15	2
268	We didn't prepare him for the real world.	1.5278	0.10901	36	20	13	3
269	Now that's riding shotgun!	1.5263	0.11769	38	23	10	5
270	This certainly does not speak well for either species.	1.5263	0.12921	38	25	6	7
271	I don't actually think it has anything to do with hunting anymore	1.5263	0.11148	38	22	12	4
272	Now that's what I call living on the edge.	1.5263	0.11148	38	22	12	4
273	Our scout seems to be getting somewhat reckless.	1.5263	0.11769	38	23	10	5
274	Where have we failed as parents?	1.5263	0.11769	38	23	10	5
275	I am definitely tweeting this.	1.5263	0.12358	38	24	8	6
276	Some symbiotic relationships just escape me	1.5263	0.11148	38	22	12	4
277	They met on the Internet.	1.5263	0.11769	38	23	10	5
278	I don't think that's what " Riding Shotgun" means.	1.5250	0.10734	40	23	13	4
279	What else would you expect from a Stool Pigeon?	1.5250	0.12904	40	27	5	8
280	Which one do you think is going to be more surprised?	1.5250	0.10119	40	22	15	3
281	Personally, I prefer not to ride shotgun if I can help it!	1.5250	0.11316	40	24	11	5
282	Yeah, and she's got a thing for high voltage power lines, too.	1.5250	0.11316	40	24	11	5
283	I can't wait to tweet this!	1.5250	0.12397	40	26	7	7
284	He said it was something about keeping your enemies closer.	1.5250	0.10119	40	22	15	3
285	He's moonlighting as a scope.	1.5250	0.08761	40	20	19	1
286	High tweeson.	1.5250	0.11869	40	25	9	6
287	And we wonder why the "birdbrain" label continues to this day.	1.5250	0.11316	40	24	11	5
288	He's seriously worth two of us?	1.5250	0.11869	40	25	9	6
289	Should I tell him or should you?	1.5208	0.07252	96	58	26	12
290	Let's face it. They're both oblivious.	1.5161	0.13812	31	20	6	5
291	'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer' is one thing. This is just stupid.	1.5161	0.12156	31	18	10	3
292	Looks like somebody cut himself a deal.	1.5152	0.12402	33	20	9	4
293	Mom always said, 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer'.	1.5152	0.10767	33	18	13	2
294	The chicks dig the bad boys.	1.5152	0.11613	33	19	11	3
295	Bertie loves to ride shotgun.	1.5143	0.09501	35	18	16	1
296	I think I'll take "Truth" instead of "dare"	1.5143	0.12550	35	22	8	5
297	I've heard of keep your friends close and your enemies closer, but this is ridiculous.	1.5143	0.12550	35	22	8	5
298	You're right, they're both clueless.	1.5135	0.10698	37	21	13	3
299	Don't worry it's deer season	1.5135	0.11378	37	22	11	4
300	They're actually very compatible, aside from the hunting.	1.5135	0.10698	37	21	13	3
301	That is YOUR child.	1.5135	0.10698	37	21	13	3
302	Maybe we shouldn't have lined the nest with 'Field and Stream.'	1.5135	0.10698	37	21	13	3
303	I know they say keep your enemies close, but this seems dangerous.	1.5135	0.12020	37	23	9	5
304	Worst production of "To Kill a Mockingbird" ever!	1.5135	0.12629	37	24	7	6
305	Do you think our son is right-winged?	1.5135	0.10698	37	21	13	3
306	That bird is really over a barrel.	1.5135	0.11378	37	22	11	4
307	Obviously cuckoo	1.5135	0.12020	37	23	9	5
308	When do you think he'll realize that's not him whistling?	1.5135	0.11378	37	22	11	4
309	It makes sense. The old guy can't afford a real scope, and Fred hates ducks.	1.5135	0.12020	37	23	9	5
310	He likes living on the edge.	1.5135	0.12020	37	23	9	5
311	You know it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt	1.5135	0.11378	37	22	11	4
312	Is he loaded?	1.5135	0.12020	37	23	9	5
313	I'd rather be two birds in a bush.	1.5135	0.12020	37	23	9	5
314	Safer than us when you think about it.	1.5135	0.12020	37	23	9	5
315	Impressive. Personally, I would have chosen "Truth".	1.5135	0.12629	37	24	7	6
316	One bad tweet and it's all over.	1.5135	0.10698	37	21	13	3
317	I give her a '10' for her first solo flight, a '1' for the landing.	1.5128	0.11542	39	24	10	5
318	He's the one they call Birdie Sanders.	1.5128	0.12113	39	25	8	6
319	Maybe we raised him to be a little too trusting.	1.5128	0.10942	39	23	12	4
320	Whatever you do, don't retweet.	1.5122	0.11110	41	25	11	5
321	His father taught him, "Keep your friend close and your enemies closer."	1.5122	0.11110	41	25	11	5
322	This just seems like another one of his calls for help.	1.5000	0.12280	36	23	8	5
323	NO, I said it first--Darwin Award! Darwin Award!	1.5000	0.13517	34	23	5	6
324	They met online.	1.5000	0.11616	36	22	10	4
325	How does he always get to ride Shotgun?	1.5000	0.11368	34	20	11	3
326	It's called Stockholm Syndrome.	1.5000	0.12910	36	24	6	6
327	I always thought our son was a bit of a strange bird.	1.5000	0.12457	30	18	9	3
328	I believe they call it 'Stockholm Syndrome'	1.5000	0.11368	34	20	11	3
329	Well, I guess we can't call him a chicken anymore.	1.5000	0.11368	34	20	11	3
330	Think he'll beat Fred's record of 45 seconds?	1.5000	0.10911	36	21	12	3
331	Should we send him a tweet?	1.5000	0.11368	34	20	11	3
332	I think we pushed Jr. out of the nest too early.	1.5000	0.10911	36	21	12	3
333	Wing man.	1.5000	0.12127	34	21	9	4
334	It's Norm. They've turned him.	1.5000	0.10157	36	20	14	2
335	I hate the way the songbirds get all cocky during hunting season.	1.5000	0.11368	34	20	11	3
336	I remember when being a bird brain stood for something.	1.5000	0.12062	28	16	10	2
337	He's flown over to the dark side.	1.5000	0.10157	36	20	14	2
338	He's engaged to the guy's canary.	1.5000	0.10911	36	21	12	3
339	She was inspired by that guy in Tiananmem Square.	1.5000	0.12127	34	21	9	4
340	I definitely heard him call shotgun	1.5000	0.11368	34	20	11	3
341	Is that bird shot?	1.5000	0.14183	30	20	5	5
342	All in all I'd rather be two in the bush.	1.5000	0.11880	32	19	10	3
343	You say birdbrain, I say genius!	1.5000	0.11777	38	24	9	5
344	I just can't get behind his lax stance on gun control.	1.5000	0.11497	30	17	11	2
345	Admit it, Honey--we lack parenting skills.	1.5000	0.12741	22	12	9	1
346	Evolution works in mysterious ways.	1.5000	0.10911	36	21	12	3
347	We must teach her to never accept free rides from strangers.	1.5000	0.10555	34	19	13	2
348	A 'Right-Winger' if I ever saw one.	1.5000	0.12700	32	20	8	4
349	Yo, Harry! Now we dare you to peck him on the head!	1.5000	0.11616	36	22	10	4
350	Honey, when exactly were you planning to teach Junior about hunting season?	1.5000	0.13511	36	25	4	7
351	He's been watching too many Disney movies..	1.5000	0.11368	34	20	11	3
352	Mockingbird...	1.5000	0.13517	34	23	5	6
353	Today's youth ! They think they're immortal.	1.5000	0.10911	36	21	12	3
354	At least WE'LL be safe, since we're the 2 in the bush...	1.5000	0.11616	36	22	10	4
355	He obviously was the first to call "shotgun."	1.5000	0.12841	34	22	7	5
356	Who taught him how to ride shotgun?	1.5000	0.10157	36	20	14	2
357	Don't respond to his tweet.	1.4872	0.12113	39	26	7	6
358	I wonder if a bird on a barrel is worth two in the bush?	1.4872	0.12113	39	26	7	6
359	He distinctly said "two in the bush."	1.4865	0.11378	37	23	10	4
360	I still prefer his 'poop on the hat' routine.	1.4865	0.12020	37	24	8	5
361	Must be a right-wing.	1.4865	0.11378	37	23	10	4
362	He's an adrenaline junkie.	1.4865	0.09971	37	21	14	2
363	She's riding shotgun.	1.4857	0.11862	35	22	9	4
364	Apparently riding shotgun was high on his bucket list.	1.4857	0.11131	35	21	11	3
365	Well, I wasn't raised that way, but if it works for them, God bless.	1.4857	0.10348	35	20	13	2
366	Hindsight is tweety-tweety.	1.4857	0.12550	35	23	7	5
367	It looks like all of those tweets have changed his position on guns.	1.4857	0.13203	35	24	5	6
368	Thinks he's gonna be a big shot some day.	1.4857	0.10348	35	20	13	2
369	Probably the safest place in the forest.	1.4857	0.11131	35	21	11	3
370	They exchanged tweets and have followed each other ever since.	1.4857	0.12550	35	23	7	5
371	Pre-school, prep school, college, and for what?	1.4857	0.11862	35	22	9	4
372	What a lark!	1.4857	0.11131	35	21	11	3
373	Didn't I tell you he was a bad egg?	1.4857	0.11862	35	22	9	4
374	Sometimes I think he takes "Keep your enemy closer" too literally.	1.4857	0.10348	35	20	13	2
375	Where did we go wrong with that kid?	1.4857	0.10348	35	20	13	2
376	There he goes taking rides with strangers again.	1.4857	0.11862	35	22	9	4
377	Nothing like having good hindsight!	1.4857	0.10348	35	20	13	2
378	I think they call it Stockholm Syndrome	1.4857	0.10348	35	20	13	2
379	He's got to learn to fly some day.	1.4857	0.11862	35	22	9	4
380	Seems that camo pattern works better than we thought.	1.4857	0.11131	35	21	11	3
381	Talk about 'stay close to your enemies."	1.4857	0.12550	35	23	7	5
382	We were all rebels at his age	1.4857	0.11862	35	22	9	4
383	Kids these days think they are invincible.	1.4857	0.11131	35	21	11	3
384	So much for last week's intervention	1.4848	0.13143	33	22	6	5
385	Must be on his bucket list.	1.4848	0.12402	33	21	8	4
386	You've gotta love mockingbirds.	1.4848	0.12402	33	21	8	4
387	Apparently that is a mocking bird.	1.4839	0.12156	31	19	9	3
388	Three to one he notices the squirrel in his pants first.	1.4839	0.13812	31	21	5	5
389	She's always protesting something.	1.4839	0.11236	31	18	11	2
390	I told you he needed glasses.	1.4839	0.13010	31	20	7	4
391	He supports the NRA and PETA.	1.4839	0.13812	31	21	5	5
392	Ignorance really is bliss.	1.4839	0.13812	31	21	5	5
393	No, he's not stupid; he's just a little cuckoo.	1.4839	0.12156	31	19	9	3
394	It kind of explains why both of them are endangered species.	1.4839	0.13010	31	20	7	4
395	Seems like we're the only ones who don't have to worry when Dick Cheney goes hunting.	1.4828	0.13700	29	19	6	4
396	He must be a mocking bird.	1.4815	0.12369	27	16	9	2
397	A bird on the barrel saves two in the bush.	1.4815	0.13472	27	17	7	3
398	You can always spot a rabbit hunter.	1.4783	0.16478	23	16	3	4
399	Don't just perch there. Poop.	1.4722	0.11606	36	23	9	4
400	The kids call it ‘riding shotgun.’	1.4706	0.12831	34	23	6	5
401	He says they'll have to pry it from his cold, dead claws.	1.4706	0.11357	34	21	10	3
402	Be more specific, they're both peckers.	1.4706	0.13507	34	24	4	6
403	Comforting? It's just NRA propaganda.	1.4706	0.12116	34	22	8	4
404	I preferred it when he used a dog.	1.4706	0.12116	34	22	8	4
405	He's worth two of us.	1.4706	0.12116	34	22	8	4
406	One just flew over the cukoo's nest.	1.4706	0.12116	34	22	8	4
407	He always was a few twigs short of a full nest.	1.4706	0.11357	34	21	10	3
408	Lionel always had boundary issues	1.4706	0.12116	34	22	8	4
409	Perhaps home-schooling is not your forte.	1.4706	0.14152	34	25	2	7
410	Wait for it... wait for it... this is my favorite part.	1.4706	0.10543	34	20	12	2
411	How did we raise such a suck-up?	1.4706	0.10543	34	20	12	2
412	It's genius actually.	1.4706	0.12831	34	23	6	5
413	That's the safest place in the forest.	1.4706	0.10543	34	20	12	2
414	And they said it wouldn't last.	1.4706	0.10543	34	20	12	2
415	Don't worry, it's a Canadian hunter.	1.4706	0.09660	34	19	14	1
416	That's why I don't play Truth or Dare.	1.4688	0.13459	32	22	5	5
417	If Larry makes it back, I think next time I'll go with "truth".	1.4688	0.10984	32	19	11	2
418	He's still worth the two of us, when you adjust for inflation.	1.4688	0.13459	32	22	5	5
419	Amazing...this is exactly the kind of thing Red Bull should sponsor.	1.4688	0.11867	32	20	9	3
420	He tweeted something about the 2nd ammendment.	1.4688	0.13459	32	22	5	5
421	No worries, no one shoots mocking birds	1.4688	0.11867	32	20	9	3
422	Hard to say who of the two needs glasses more urgently.	1.4688	0.12688	32	21	7	4
423	I want to tweet about this, but it could kill him.	1.4688	0.10984	32	19	11	2
424	Guess he never heard of the "Big Bang" theory.	1.4688	0.10984	32	19	11	2
425	The NRA's twitter strategy is a little too...literal.	1.4688	0.12688	32	21	7	4
426	I called shotgun on the way back.	1.4688	0.11867	32	20	9	3
427	he's no chicken	1.4688	0.11867	32	20	9	3
428	WELL I'LL BE A SON-OF-A-GUN!	1.4688	0.12688	32	21	7	4
429	So that's what you meant by "riding shotgun!"	1.4688	0.11867	32	20	9	3
430	He's a bird, but he identifies as a bird-dog.	1.4688	0.12688	32	21	7	4
431	I can't not look.	1.4688	0.10984	32	19	11	2
432	I thought he meant he was going over to the other side of the forest.	1.4688	0.10984	32	19	11	2
433	Being an endangered species has it's perks.	1.4688	0.13459	32	22	5	5
434	Lester is the last one I thought would switch sides.	1.4688	0.10984	32	19	11	2
435	Junior takes after your side of the family.	1.4688	0.13459	32	22	5	5
436	Our wing man.	1.4688	0.11867	32	20	9	3
437	Show-off!	1.4688	0.13459	32	22	5	5
438	The bragging rights for riding the barrel are huge.	1.4688	0.13459	32	22	5	5
439	Who is the bird brain now?	1.4688	0.11867	32	20	9	3
440	So, should we be, like, live tweeting this before he bites the bullet?	1.4688	0.11867	32	20	9	3
441	All things considered, it's probably the safest place to perch.	1.4688	0.10984	32	19	11	2
442	I've always wanted to ride shotgun.	1.4688	0.12688	32	21	7	4
443	He must feel a lot safer with somebody riding shotgun.	1.4688	0.12688	32	21	7	4
444	My God, he's whistling Peter and the Wolf.	1.4688	0.13459	32	22	5	5
445	You're right, he is a little cuckoo!	1.4667	0.12441	30	19	8	3
446	Careful...it might be a decoy.	1.4667	0.11480	30	18	10	2
447	That mockingbird has taken it to a whole new level.	1.4667	0.13333	30	20	6	4
448	It's a Cuckoo Glock.	1.4667	0.11480	30	18	10	2
449	He always was a little Cuckoo.	1.4667	0.12441	30	19	8	3
450	I thought passenger pigeons were extinct.	1.4667	0.12441	30	19	8	3
451	If you ask me, I think a bird joining the NRA is just fundamentally wrong on so many levels...	1.4667	0.14169	30	21	4	5
452	Well, honey, you raise 'em the best you can, but sooner or later they have to make their own decisions.	1.4667	0.13333	30	20	6	4
453	I think the hazing has crossed the line.	1.4667	0.13333	30	20	6	4
454	I bet him five worms he wouldn't do that.	1.4667	0.12441	30	19	8	3
455	Talk about endangered species!	1.4667	0.13333	30	20	6	4
456	Are you sure you taught him everything you know?	1.4667	0.10431	30	17	12	1
457	Now that’s a great example of keeping your friends close and your enemies closer.	1.4667	0.11480	30	18	10	2
458	Not what I meant when I said, "Make sure you and the hunter don't see each other."	1.4667	0.13333	30	20	6	4
459	That's not exactly what I meant when I said to him: 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.'	1.4667	0.13333	30	20	6	4
460	This is worth re-tweeting.	1.4667	0.11480	30	18	10	2
461	Its a rifle with a twitter handle.	1.4667	0.14169	30	21	4	5
462	It kills me to say it, but what a birdbrain.	1.4667	0.10431	30	17	12	1
463	Irony, it's a beautiful thing.	1.4667	0.12441	30	19	8	3
464	Is that worth two in the bush?	1.4667	0.13333	30	20	6	4
465	I feel bad that we called him a chicken.	1.4667	0.13333	30	20	6	4
466	When you think about it, he's actually got the safest seat in the woods.	1.4667	0.12441	30	19	8	3
467	They have an understanding.	1.4667	0.10431	30	17	12	1
468	Frank's really over a barrel now.	1.4667	0.12441	30	19	8	3
469	I'm just glad her mother's not here to see this!	1.4667	0.14169	30	21	4	5
470	He always said he wanted to play chicken.	1.4643	0.10889	28	16	11	1
471	I give it six months	1.4643	0.13095	28	18	7	3
472	He's auditioning for 'Animal Jackass'.	1.4643	0.14980	28	20	3	5
473	I didn't know you could get Twitter out here.	1.4643	0.12043	28	17	9	2
474	Well if that isn't a Birds eye-view I don't know what is	1.4643	0.12043	28	17	9	2
475	He's been showing off ever since he landed on Bernie's podium.	1.4643	0.14069	28	19	5	4
476	Yes, it's all over Twitter.	1.4634	0.11097	41	27	9	5
477	Shotgun!	1.4615	0.15914	26	19	2	5
478	Shotgun wedding?	1.4615	0.13846	26	17	6	3
479	I thought he wanted the front seat when he said shotgun	1.4583	0.14719	24	16	5	3
480	It's a birdbird -- much more convenient than a birddog.	1.4571	0.10325	35	21	12	2
481	He won't be so cocky when bird season opens tomorrow.	1.4571	0.13184	35	25	4	6
482	If he knows his proverbs, we should be safe.	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
483	He's a double agent.	1.4571	0.12531	35	24	6	5
484	He subscribes to the practice of hiding in plain sight.	1.4545	0.11589	33	21	9	3
485	It's times like this I'm glad the two of us are in the bush.	1.4545	0.14493	33	25	1	7
486	He says this is the only way to "make the forest great again"	1.4545	0.12379	33	22	7	4
487	Whose the show off riding shotgun	1.4545	0.11589	33	21	9	3
488	Elliot said he might go off his meds... but I didn't think he was serious.	1.4545	0.12379	33	22	7	4
489	They've teamed up to hunt and peck.	1.4545	0.11589	33	21	9	3
490	Well one flew over the cuckoo's nest, it's just hard to tell which one exactly....	1.4516	0.13787	31	22	4	5
491	He must get that show off stuff from your side of the family.	1.4516	0.11206	31	19	10	2
492	Which do you think is more clueless?	1.4516	0.11206	31	19	10	2
493	He's better at truth or dare than I thought.	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
494	It's one of those new sights that gives you a bird's eye view.	1.4516	0.12984	31	21	6	4
495	Technically, its the safest place to be if you think about it	1.4516	0.12984	31	21	6	4
496	Have your friends close but your enemies even closer	1.4516	0.11206	31	19	10	2
497	This isn't going to end well.	1.4516	0.12984	31	21	6	4
498	Don't worry that's Cheney, he only shoots ranchers.	1.4516	0.12984	31	21	6	4
499	Kids.	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
500	Should we tell him it's not a branch?	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
501	He always gets to sit shotgun.	1.4516	0.12984	31	21	6	4
502	She's picketing	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
503	This has gone too far. Stop spiking the birdbath.	1.4516	0.12984	31	21	6	4
504	They say "keep your enemies closer", but, really?	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
505	He should have asked for more than ten paces.	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
506	Riding shotgun must be thrilling.	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
507	He overheard hunter's wife say he only shoots blanks.	1.4516	0.13787	31	22	4	5
508	I guess it's like being a gay Republican.	1.4516	0.13787	31	22	4	5
509	That's what you call going out on a limb.	1.4516	0.10201	31	18	12	1
510	They both forgot their glasses.	1.4516	0.10201	31	18	12	1
511	So what exactly are they teaching at bird school these days?	1.4516	0.11206	31	19	10	2
512	Millennials . . . .	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
513	He's Pro Gun!	1.4516	0.11206	31	19	10	2
514	Amazing the risks the young ones will take for a selfie.	1.4516	0.10201	31	18	12	1
515	His Father was a stool pigeon!	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
516	Lucky he's in his blind spot.	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
517	Lay low- he's not technically in-hand.	1.4516	0.13787	31	22	4	5
518	Same decoy as last year. Honestly, I don't known why he bothers.	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
519	It's audacious. I'll give him that.	1.4516	0.11206	31	19	10	2
520	His philosophy is to keep your enemies close.	1.4516	0.11206	31	19	10	2
521	I don't think "hiding in plain sight" applies to hiding in the sights.	1.4516	0.11206	31	19	10	2
522	There's a good reason why they call them larks.	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
523	Bob's got balls the size of a raven!	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
524	It's the Stockholm syndrome.	1.4516	0.12984	31	21	6	4
525	Benedict Audubon!	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
526	He likes to ride shotgun.	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
527	He's not ready to leave the nest	1.4516	0.11206	31	19	10	2
528	Sometime in life it's who you know that counts.	1.4516	0.10201	31	18	12	1
529	Honey remember ...we had to learn it the hard way too!	1.4516	0.11206	31	19	10	2
530	Always has to learn the hard way...	1.4516	0.12127	31	20	8	3
531	He should've chose "truth".	1.4516	0.12984	31	21	6	4
532	Gary really hangs with a different crowd since he joined the NRA.	1.4483	0.13669	29	20	5	4
533	Burt always calls shotgun.	1.4483	0.11730	29	18	9	2
534	I thought you said he was a stool pigeon.	1.4483	0.12737	29	19	7	3
535	"Keep your friends close...your enemies closer.	1.4483	0.10628	29	17	11	1
536	Somebody's clearly compensating...	1.4483	0.11730	29	18	9	2
537	Xtreme Perching.	1.4483	0.11730	29	18	9	2
538	One's cuckoo and the other's a bird brain	1.4483	0.12737	29	19	7	3
539	I think it's time for the talk.	1.4483	0.11730	29	18	9	2
540	" I've seen this before: rich guy, young chick".	1.4483	0.12737	29	19	7	3
541	That is either the bravest bird or the dumbest decoy I've ever seen.	1.4483	0.10628	29	17	11	1
542	That's his stool pigeon.	1.4483	0.12737	29	19	7	3
543	These city birds understand nothing about gun control.	1.4483	0.14542	29	21	3	5
544	Fenster takes riding shotgun to a new level	1.4483	0.13669	29	20	5	4
545	I tried to tell him but he insisted he knew the meaning of shotgun.	1.4483	0.13669	29	20	5	4
546	Now he thinks he's worth two of us.	1.4483	0.12737	29	19	7	3
547	UBER's background checks worry me.	1.4483	0.11730	29	18	9	2
548	Who knew birds had balls?	1.4483	0.12737	29	19	7	3
549	I disagree with where she stands on gun control	1.4483	0.12737	29	19	7	3
550	Blue-collared canaries always will vote against their own interests...	1.4483	0.12737	29	19	7	3
551	And to think his parents raised him a pacifist.	1.4483	0.12737	29	19	7	3
552	I like the symbolism, but I would've pooped on that hat.	1.4444	0.13433	27	18	6	3
553	Best mocking bird in the business	1.4444	0.13433	27	18	6	3
554	Can’t decide which one is dumber.	1.4444	0.12327	27	17	8	2
555	That's a chick who likes to live dangerously.	1.4444	0.12327	27	17	8	2
556	Typical dove.	1.4444	0.13433	27	18	6	3
557	This is why 'birdbrain' gets a bad rap.	1.4444	0.14454	27	19	4	4
558	I'll be dammed, Hank and Artie's counselling sessions are finally paying off.	1.4444	0.12244	36	25	6	5
559	Maybe we deserve to be endangered.	1.4412	0.11322	34	22	9	3
560	Looks like Grace forgot to take her meds again.	1.4400	0.13013	25	16	7	2
561	He's got the fool going for 2 in the bush.	1.4400	0.15362	25	18	3	4
562	Always was a Republican	1.4400	0.15362	25	18	3	4
563	I think we found the source of all the NRA Tweets.	1.4400	0.14236	25	17	5	3
564	If it's a battle of wits, let's call it a draw.	1.4375	0.10941	32	20	10	2
565	better than being a hood ornament	1.4375	0.15729	16	10	5	1
566	Now he's just showing off	1.4375	0.10941	32	20	10	2
567	He must have read Sun Tzu's "Art of War"	1.4348	0.12298	23	14	8	1
568	Where did we go wrong Sidney?	1.4333	0.09202	30	17	13	0
569	How will it end? Hopefully, not with a #bang but a #tweet.	1.4333	0.13290	30	21	5	4
570	It's called "barrelling". All the kids on the Internet are doing it nowdays.	1.4333	0.10376	30	18	11	1
571	If he can hang on, it is the safest spot.	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
572	These extreme sports are so dangerous	1.4333	0.13290	30	21	5	4
573	It's his own way of honoring the pigeons in Tiananmen Square.	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
574	Our tweety's riding shotgun.	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
575	Larry always did like living on the edge.	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
576	I'd say the birdbrain is on the right.	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
577	It's probably safer than where we are right now!	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
578	Why does Bernie always get to ride shotgun?	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
579	As Sun Tzu said, 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.'	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
580	There's double-dog dare, and then there's being a bird brain.	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
581	I told him not to call Uber!	1.4333	0.13290	30	21	5	4
582	That's why I never ride shotgun.	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
583	Why do kids insist on doing the exact opposite of what you teach them?	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
584	'That's a new way to ride shotgun."	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
585	Is he shooting us the bird?	1.4333	0.13290	30	21	5	4
586	This may be his final tweet.	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
587	That bird has a great decoy, no one will shoot him	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
588	Said he's riding shotgun.	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
589	Cataracts.	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
590	Tweet the birdbrain that's no selfie stick.	1.4333	0.14129	30	22	3	5
591	Should we call him a traitor or a whistle blower?	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
592	Performance artists are the worst.	1.4333	0.13290	30	21	5	4
593	He always liked to be close to the action.	1.4333	0.10376	30	18	11	1
594	He wanted to live-tweet the shooting.	1.4333	0.13290	30	21	5	4
595	Not another chick magnet.	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
596	Can you believe the balls on that tit?	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
597	I think we're safe, it's Dick Cheney.	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
598	I don't think I can watch when they reach ten paces!	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
599	got to be a decoy.	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
600	Gotta love being the two birds in the bush in this situation.	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
601	He tweets for the NRA	1.4333	0.13290	30	21	5	4
602	Earl is depressed again.	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
603	That's a Double-barreled Warbler.	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
604	Well, she finally got her cracker.	1.4333	0.14129	30	22	3	5
605	She always insists on riding shotgun.	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
606	I told you that chick was a snitch.	1.4333	0.14129	30	22	3	5
607	Looks like Coco's Lasik surgery was a flop.	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
608	Talk about flying under the radar.	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
609	Birdwatching makes me so nervous these days.	1.4333	0.10376	30	18	11	1
610	Talk about hiding in plain sight!	1.4286	0.13041	28	19	6	3
611	well, can you think of a safer spot?	1.4286	0.14754	21	14	5	2
612	He never misses with his bird's-eye view.	1.4286	0.13041	28	19	6	3
613	See? Friends close enemies closer.	1.4286	0.14754	21	14	5	2
614	His dream has always been to be a bird of prey.	1.4286	0.11984	28	18	8	2
615	I told you he was a moron. He thinks that's a branch.	1.4286	0.14019	28	20	4	4
616	I knew we couldn't trust him.	1.4286	0.10824	28	17	10	1
617	A few years in a cage and now he's a stool pigeon.	1.4286	0.11984	28	18	8	2
618	That proves it. Anyone can join the NRA.	1.4286	0.16288	21	15	3	3
619	Geeze, another attempt at gun control!	1.4286	0.11984	28	18	8	2
620	It's not quite, " a bird in the hand" but it's close enough for me.	1.4286	0.13041	28	19	6	3
621	Apparently his last stunt had 4 million views.	1.4286	0.14932	28	21	2	5
622	"He'll do anything for attention".	1.4286	0.13041	28	19	6	3
623	There goes Benedict Cardinal.	1.4286	0.11984	28	18	8	2
624	They met at a Bernie Sanders rally.	1.4286	0.14019	28	20	4	4
625	I hear he joined the NRA.	1.4286	0.11984	28	18	8	2
626	It took a lot of therapy, but she's forgiven her Dad's killer.	1.4286	0.13041	28	19	6	3
627	Bob always says, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."	1.4286	0.11984	28	18	8	2
628	We could do that too, if we weren’t yellow-bellied.	1.4242	0.12332	33	23	6	4
629	No worries. She's one of ours, and she's already tweeted the coordinates to the drone.	1.4242	0.11539	33	22	8	3
630	Why tweet it? They'd never believe us.	1.4231	0.12616	26	17	7	2
631	Looks like they've got each others' backs.	1.4231	0.11331	26	16	9	1
632	Supposedly they have an agreed safe word	1.4231	0.12616	26	17	7	2
633	I finally get the birdbrain thing.	1.4231	0.12616	26	17	7	2
634	Campaigning for the Darwin Award 2016	1.4231	0.12616	26	17	7	2
635	He's always calling...'Shotgun!!!!'	1.4231	0.12616	26	17	7	2
636	I like his tweets.	1.4231	0.12616	26	17	7	2
637	Are you sure? He doesn't look like Elmer Fudd.	1.4231	0.13782	26	18	5	3
638	He just keeps re-tweeting it: "The NRA: keeping you safe."	1.4231	0.12616	26	17	7	2
639	When do you think he'll realize the branch is moving?	1.4231	0.13782	26	18	5	3
640	Just ignore him. You wanna go poop on a statue?	1.4231	0.14856	26	19	3	4
641	He's been like that ever since his wife flew south without him.	1.4231	0.13782	26	18	5	3
642	Technically, she's not in his hand, exactly.	1.4231	0.11331	26	16	9	1
643	Fight or flight is lost on her.	1.4231	0.12616	26	17	7	2
644	He always was a bit cuckoo.	1.4231	0.12616	26	17	7	2
645	It's either very, very stupid or pure genius.	1.4231	0.14856	26	19	3	4
646	Talk about cocky...	1.4231	0.12616	26	17	7	2
647	Talk about faith in the Endangered Species Act!	1.4231	0.13782	26	18	5	3
648	Shh. Don't tweet. Text.	1.4211	0.17631	19	14	2	3
649	Must be some type of fraternity pledge.	1.4194	0.12930	31	22	5	4
650	What does he know that we don't know?	1.4194	0.11143	31	20	9	2
651	Wow, he must have cojones the size of acorns.	1.4194	0.12070	31	21	7	3
652	We're safe - a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	1.4194	0.12070	31	21	7	3
653	That's why he's called cuckoo.	1.4167	0.14641	24	17	4	3
654	We call it 'suicide by hunter.'	1.4167	0.11913	24	15	8	1
655	One on the gun beats two in the bush.	1.4167	0.13347	24	16	6	2
656	If birds have balls, he is exhibit A.	1.4167	0.13347	24	16	6	2
657	Something about the statues in this park just doesn't seem right.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
658	Gimme a break. He knows the guy's a deer hunter.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
659	No harm, no fowl.	1.4138	0.09308	29	17	12	0
660	The man still hasn't realized he can't actually whistle.	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
661	He used to work as the canary in the coal mine.	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
662	I should've known from his tweets that he was a stool pigeon.	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
663	Can you believe she joined the NRA?	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
664	Is one on the gun worth two in the bush?	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
665	I guess it's his swan song.	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
666	I don't want to get philosophical, but we're only worth half as much as him.	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
667	Pap's decoys are just getting too pathetic.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
668	She says he makes her feel safe.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
669	She's had that armed security service ever since the scary hawk threat.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
670	Shh! The Great Birdini's cannonball act is about to begin.	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
671	If they both had half a brain they'd be twice as dangerous.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
672	She always ends up with the bad boys.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
673	That would be a terrific shot for a selfie.	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
674	She thinks the season doesn't open till tomorrow.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
675	Darwin at work.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
676	Sometimes Bernie supporters can be too optimistic.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
677	He makes one Presidential rally cameo and now thinks he can do anything.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
678	I can't argue with the logic - it just doesn't feel like the safest spot.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
679	I can't begin to guess who's going to get the bigger surprise.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
680	Now, that's what I call a Mocking Bird!	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
681	I guess Darwin was wrong on at least two counts.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
682	I think it's a cuckoo.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
683	It's not clear which is actually the decoy.....	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
684	He likes to play chicken.	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
685	I have been warning Simon about hitchhiking for years.	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
686	A total traitor. He hangs out with cats too, so I hear.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
687	No one takes him seriously when he forgets his glasses.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
688	That's the worst decoy placement I've ever seen.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
689	I sure hope that counts as 'one in the hand'.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
690	Duck, it's a stool pigeon.	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
691	He's a hunter from Portlandia.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
692	She's always attracted to the wrong guy.	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
693	I hear that he's part stool pigeon.	1.4128	0.06003	109	72	29	8
694	She needed something to Tweet about.	1.4118	0.11264	34	23	8	3
695	It's not a death wish; he's just stupid.	1.4118	0.10443	34	22	10	2
696	Mine doesn't listen to me either.	1.4118	0.17276	17	12	3	2
697	You ever ride shot-gun, Earl?	1.4091	0.15652	22	16	3	3
698	We let him learn through trial and error	1.4074	0.09636	27	16	11	0
699	Dude he just doesn't give a tweet.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
700	He's using the hide in plain sight strategy.	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
701	I guess that is the safest place to take a break.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
702	She says that they are just friends!	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
703	Now there's a Dodo for you.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
704	Snitch	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
705	yeah, but to win the bet he still has to poop in the barrel	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
706	Hey! Steal his hat. I dare ya, steal his hat.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
707	That's the last place he'll look	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
708	I told him taking the stock option was risky.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
709	You can get away with that if you're a sparrow.	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
710	It’s a cheep shot.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
711	He'll be OK as long as he keeps his mouth shut	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
712	We may have to re-evalutate this "two-in-the bush" approach.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
713	This is how I'll always remembers him.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
714	Looks like a suicide by hunter.	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
715	I can't decide whether Freud or Darwin would have more to say.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
716	They're symbiotic. One hunts while the other rides shotgun.	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
717	Don't be fooled into complacency. He's a taxidermist.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
718	That's why he failed camouflage.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
719	He's actually a double agent.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
720	There's our adrenaline junkie.	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
721	Looks easy, but I still prefer flying to riding shotgun.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
722	I've warned him repeatedly about the dangers of hitch-hiking but he just won't listen..	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
723	If that's not a sign it's time for an eye exam...	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
724	See that? Classic example of Stockholm Syndrome.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
725	ignorance is bliss	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
726	Looks like you owe somebody a whole lot a bird seed, my friend	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
727	Hiding in plain sight!	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
728	She would be better off in the pear tree.	1.4074	0.09636	27	16	11	0
729	I told you Bob was part Dodo.	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
730	Rumor has it he gets fresh worms for being a spotter.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
731	He called shotgun first.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
732	Pat will do anything to win a bet	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
733	You see, Bob, this is what Xanax does to people.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
734	So THIS is what Junior means by "riding shotgun"	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
735	What do you think she'll use for the nest -- the hat or the mustache?	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
736	I hear he's loaded.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
737	Ernie always liked living on the edge	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
738	I have got to tweet about this!	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
739	I guess that punk's feeling lucky today.	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
740	That, my friend, is chutzpah.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
741	OMG, have you been following his latest tweets?	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
742	He's taking his stand on guns a little too far this time.	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
743	...two Turtle Doves And a partridge on a Benelli	1.4074	0.14381	27	20	3	4
744	Hiding in plain gun sight?	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
745	I fear he's a sitting duck.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
746	He's got him over a barrel.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
747	Our little one...six weeks, and already an activist.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
748	Well, Gary has been going to a therapist but he still isn't exactly facing his fears...	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
749	One on the gun is better than two in the bush.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
750	In the hand, in the hand!	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
751	Now that's a bird's-eye view.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
752	She was always the rebel in the family.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
753	Stay close to your friends...but stay closer to your enemies.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
754	I thought YOU were going to talk to her about the birds and the BB guns.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
755	It's been like this ever since he went to that Bernie Sanders rally.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
756	They say "keep you enemies closer."	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
757	Gutsiest move I've ever seen.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
758	Now there’s a sight you don’t see too often.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
759	Let's hope he's a bird in hand type of guy.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
760	I wouldn't want to add either to my professional network.	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
761	Oh I'm going to have to tweet this.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
762	Sellout.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
763	I TOLD you that our son needs glasses!	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
764	His father told him "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."	1.4074	0.09636	27	16	11	0
765	When did you first suspect that Tweety was a stool pigeon?	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
766	The alternative was Uber...	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
767	Are you live tweeting this?	1.4054	0.09848	37	24	11	2
768	So, it's true. She's been cheeping with the enemy.	1.4048	0.09675	42	28	11	3
769	I know Bob is really a quail... but he sure looks like a sitting duck!	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
770	I guess we should tell him rabbit season ended yesterday.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
771	I heard he's worth as much as both of us	1.4000	0.14142	25	18	4	3
772	He's been tweeting about this all day.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
773	Well, he's definitely from your side of the family.	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
774	Damn. Fred always gets to ride shotgun!	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
775	I have no clue why Doug insists on riding shotgun.	1.4000	0.14142	25	18	4	3
776	We have to tell Junior to get another hobby.	1.4000	0.14142	25	18	4	3
777	He takes "tweeting" to another level.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
778	'He got the idea from Bugs Bunny."	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
779	Now that's what I call chirps-pah.	1.4000	0.14142	25	18	4	3
780	Going out with a tweet.	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
781	Well, if it isn't little Bird-edict Arnold.	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
782	Our little Tweetie always has loved to ride shotgun.	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
783	He must have tweeted our location.	1.4000	0.14142	25	18	4	3
784	Now watch, he's about to fire off another tweet.	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
785	I agree, Steve definitely needs glasses.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
786	I double dared him.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
787	Last time it was the coal mine, now it's riding shotgun.	1.4000	0.14142	25	18	4	3
788	I had a hunch Phil was sleeping with the enemy.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
789	Hasn't he learned from Bambi?	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
790	Now that's what I call chutzpah!	1.4000	0.14142	25	18	4	3
791	See that Judith? They call that the 1%	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
792	I don't know what she sees in him!	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
793	Midlife crisis. He just turned three and a half.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
794	His hazing is now complete. Welcome, Brother Jeff.	1.3929	0.13934	28	21	3	4
795	They don't talk to each other anymore, but they're still together.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
796	Newbie.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
797	When I told him to be a lookout, that's not what I had in mind.	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
798	So---at ten paces the duck does what?	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
799	Isn't he the one who told us to keep our friends close?	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
800	I call shotgun next.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
801	Uber penetrates another market.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
802	He's always been a strong 2nd Amendment supporter.	1.3913	0.12157	23	15	7	1
803	It's actually a surprisingly safe place to be.	1.3913	0.13686	23	16	5	2
804	Someone should tell him that "Hunting is for the birds" is a figure of speech."	1.3913	0.13686	23	16	5	2
805	I told you to get his eyes checked!	1.3913	0.13686	23	16	5	2
806	Leopold is quiet on the details of their arrangement.	1.3913	0.13686	23	16	5	2
807	Ah, the innocence of youth.	1.3913	0.12157	23	15	7	1
808	That crazy bastard always did love riding shotgun.	1.3913	0.12157	23	15	7	1
809	Bad spot for a nest.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
810	We're safe....were the two in the bush.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
811	I guess he shoots with a Bird's eye view.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
812	There's our lookout!	1.3846	0.09730	26	16	10	0
813	I dared him. I didn't think he'd really do it.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
814	Bold move, hiding in plain site.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
815	A cuckoo, no doubt.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
816	Looks like Polly's exercising her 2nd amendment rights again.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
817	Like they say,'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer'	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
818	We should have been more specific with our "Where to Land" instructions	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
819	Those smart-alec teenagers think they’re indestructible.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
820	I had no idea she was being radicalized.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
821	Oh, she's game all right.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
822	Next comes the tweets wondering why she's attracted to the wrong type of men.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
823	He's good looking, but kind of a dodo.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
824	I wouldn't follow her tweets either.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
825	You should see what this guy does during elk season	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
826	They get radicalised on Twitter these days, you know.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
827	Best we not follow that tweet.	1.3846	0.14756	26	20	2	4
828	Best pointer I've ever seen-if you're hunting worms.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
829	I've heard she's a hunter whisperer.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
830	He has no fear. Last week, he took a dump on Trump.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
831	Not too bright, but our boy's sure got some moxie.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
832	Don't go shooting your mouth off	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
833	He's as crazy as a loon....literally.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
834	I've got to 'tweet' this!	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
835	Conscientious Objector	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
836	There! THAT’s what you call chutzpah.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
837	#occupyshotgun	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
838	Once you get past the morbidness of it all, the story of their friendship really is kind of adorable.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
839	One day his sleep flying is really going to get him in trouble...	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
840	Guns don't kill birds, people kill birds.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
841	She's going through a peaceful protest phase.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
842	I don't know which one's more stupid.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
843	I've been worried about Bob since he attended that Bernie rally.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
844	The OkCupid algorithm is getting weirder.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
845	That elusive Darwin Award - at least he keeps trying.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
846	He keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
847	You had to tell her that we left her everything in our will!"	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
848	He likes to live on the edge.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
849	He has neither flight nor fight.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
850	He's keeping his enemies closer.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
851	It's so sad, all her affairs seem to end badly.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
852	Sweet bird of youth- his endangered species status came thru.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
853	I think the expression is "in hand" but I still like our odds.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
854	He's trying to win a Darwin award.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
855	And they wonder why neither of them can find a mate.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
856	...and this is why there are two turtle doves.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
857	No telling what some will do for a free ride.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
858	This ridiculous hazing has got to stop.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
859	It,s the latest thing in bird watching.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
860	I didn't know bobolinks went in for extreme sports.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
861	Should we warn him or just tweet about it?	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
862	Worst. Lookout. Ever.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
863	I just don't trust those birds from Vichy.	1.3846	0.14756	26	20	2	4
864	Is she cuckoo?	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
865	They've declared a truce in honor of Earth day.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
866	Be patient. We attack on his signal.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
867	Don't believe it. He's a decoy.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
868	Who does he think he is?	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
869	He tweets after every shot.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
870	I heard he's voting for Trump	1.3846	0.14756	26	20	2	4
871	Should we tweet about this?	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
872	Ugh, but he always gets to ride shotgun!	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
873	That's our boy. He's got some of your mother's cuckoo in him.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
874	Too lazy to fly, always riding shotgun.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
875	It's a dream come true for him. He's always wanted to ride shotgun.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
876	Thats why I stopped following her tweets.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
877	And so all of a sudden he's begun acting like some big shot...	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
878	That's not chutzpah, that's cojones!	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
879	They have a symbiotic relationship. He doesn't shoot the bird, and the bird doesn't crap on his cap.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
880	No - he was a pompous jerk way before he joined the NRA.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
881	All Right !!! Rusty's In The Club!	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
882	Look at who's calling the shots now!	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
883	Ever since we were kids, he's always been first to call shotgun.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
884	He wanted to change the system from within.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
885	It's only minimum wage, but it keeps him on his toes.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
886	Looks like the Angry Birds are bringing reinforcements.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
887	When you think about it, maybe he's not so crazy after all.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
888	Apparently, he read somewhere it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
889	Why would he attach that to his gun? I'm gonna go in for a closer look.	1.3824	0.11182	34	24	7	3
890	Hope that her cell phone doesn't ring.	1.3824	0.10354	34	23	9	2
891	I guess it's rabbit season	1.3810	0.14600	21	15	4	2
892	I agree, a bird in hand is worth two in the bush.	1.3810	0.12866	21	14	6	1
893	Oh, that Abilgail. Always a barrel of laughs.	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
894	Which one's the decoy?	1.3793	0.10427	29	19	9	1
895	I told you that boy needed glasses	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
896	I told you we should have tried harder to get into the good preschool.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
897	Is she clueless or a visionary?	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
898	Believe it or not, he is a sitting duck.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
899	Can't wait to tweet about this ... little Petey riding shotgun!	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
900	I always took him for a stool pigeon.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
901	oh to be young and fearless again	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
902	He really needs a sibling to play with.	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
903	I'll bet you ten to one that the decoy is the one holding the gun.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
904	Obviously, Bert's running out of ideas for his suicide attempts.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
905	Like I've said...stay close to your enemies.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
906	He knows...keep your enemies closer.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
907	I wonder if Mr. Sunshine over there knows his perch is loaded?	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
908	She was impressed by Tiananmem Square	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
909	These millennials think they can just perch themselves on anything.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
910	I thought his bird call sounded too good to be true.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
911	Ah, dramatic irony.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
912	Where did we go wrong?	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
913	What makes you think they're intelligent?	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
914	He's always going out on a limb.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
915	He thinks he's part of the 1 percent	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
916	I can't believe our own son took a decoy job.	1.3750	0.09786	32	21	10	1
917	Nope, decoy.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
918	#deathwish.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
919	He does that to everybody Dick Cheney takes hunting.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
920	Well... there's something to be said for keeping your enemies close.	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
921	First it was Bernie's podium. Now he's just showing off.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
922	Well, it's what you call the cat bird seat.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
923	Worst use of a decoy ever.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
924	You know what they say: a bird on a gun is worth two in the bush.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
925	Looks like his best bird-hunting days are behind him.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
926	This could end up being one heck of a tweet	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
927	I think Julian's fear of flying has gone too far.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
928	A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush, I think we are safe.	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
929	Worst. Scarecrow. Ever.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
930	Our daughter does this just to upset us !	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
931	Darn, I bet him four worms he couldn't get away with that.	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
932	I hate playing Truth or Dare with that guy.	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
933	Hence the name 'mockingbird.'	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
934	There goes my nest egg.	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
935	Its called "chutzpah."	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
936	She volunteered to be the neighborhood's early warning system.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
937	First Bernie gets one, now everybody wants one.	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
938	And now, phase two: he flies away with it gripped in his mighty talons!	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
939	If only he had a bird's eye view.	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
940	Help me, Dear. Is that irony or coincidence?	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
941	I told you that small egg looked cuckoo to me.	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
942	So, which is it? A bird mocking or a mocking bird?	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
943	You distract him and I'll poop on his hat.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
944	"What!!! You forgot the camera???	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
945	She could've picked any branch on any tree ... but no - not my daughter!	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
946	Only in Portland...	1.3684	0.15692	19	14	3	2
947	He didn't make the 74 IQ cut for NRA membership.	1.3684	0.17456	19	15	1	3
948	I'll bet he's singing like a canary.	1.3684	0.15692	19	14	3	2
949	We'd get more members if we eased off on the hazing.	1.3667	0.13116	30	23	3	4
950	That's one approach to camouflage.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
951	Et tu, Blue Jay?	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
952	That size queen won't ride anything less than a 12-gauge.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
953	I think that the term 'riding shotgun' seems to get lost in translation for birds.	1.3636	0.10497	22	14	8	0
954	What on earth do you suppose she sees in him?	1.3636	0.10497	22	14	8	0
955	It may be rabbit season but he's really pressing his luck.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
956	You know, I think it's time to cut our losses with that one.	1.3636	0.15494	22	17	2	3
957	I don't know why adolescents insist on testing the limits.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
958	Wow, the gun lobby sure has him over a barrel.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
959	Let's tweet this.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
960	He's always been a 2nd Amendment nuthatch.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
961	He really committed to hiding in plain sight.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
962	Why are we laughing? He's safer than we are.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
963	She DOES like heavy metal!	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
964	You know, Artie hasn't been quite right since we headed North."	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
965	How much do you suppose a bird on the barrel is worth?	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
966	She makes a bit too much of living on the edge.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
967	Now knock him out and take the gun!	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
968	I don't understand why he votes against his own interests.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
969	God bless him for being the one in the hand.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
970	He sure is keeping his enemy closer.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
971	I'm definitely taking "TRUTH" next time.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
972	Frank works for the hunting lobby.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
973	Bob's nearsighted. Luckily, so's Edwin.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
974	I regret telling him that he's special.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
975	At least he didn't get into marijuana.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
976	Never imagined he'd be on the No Fly List.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
977	Yea! Keep your enemies close.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
978	Game on!	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
979	She'll never live to tell the quail.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
980	This could be the last tweet he ever sends	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
981	Tim's always got to jump the gun.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
982	My money's on the bullet.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
983	Look, he's a teenager. All teenagers are birdbrains.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
984	Hard to believe anyone is going to find this funny!	1.3600	0.15144	25	20	1	4
985	I told you he was really a stool pigeon.	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
986	You know what they say about the adolescent brain.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
987	He must be in need of a little seed money...	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
988	How many times have I told Junior not to hitch-hike!?	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
989	He's getting a little cocky ever since that Bernie incident.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
990	Believe me, with this strategy he'll learn to fly in no time.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
991	Wow, talk about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer!	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
992	Time for a pheasants' revolt.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
993	It really is the safest place to perch.	1.3600	0.09798	25	16	9	0
994	Just one little tweet and there'll be no more twitter...	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
995	Don't you think Junior has taken "riding shotgun" to an extreme.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
996	Sure, that’s gutsy. But I never called him "chicken." I just said he looks like a chicken.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
997	He said it's his Twitter handle."	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
998	This is the worst game of chicken I've ever seen.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
999	No, actually it's strategy is rather brilliant.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1000	The best offense is a good defense.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1001	Don't fall for her mating call--I think it could be a trap.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1002	We should be getting a tweet soon.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1003	I feel a lot safer since the Audobon Society installed the early warning system.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1004	But is it "Ha Ha" funny?	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1005	There's a good example of keeping your enemies closer.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1006	'Don't you wish that turkey season would last forever?'	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1007	Betty and Arthur discuss the dangers of free-range parenting.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1008	That bird? It's a cuckoo.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1009	I've changed my mind about the 'free-range parenting' movement.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1010	He's much nicer since he's gone vegan.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1011	It's called transcendental hunting.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1012	I guess. we can't call him chicken anymore.	1.3600	0.09798	25	16	9	0
1013	He's so vain - probably thinks he's worth two of us.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1014	so that's the little birdie who told him	1.3600	0.09798	25	16	9	0
1015	Wow! Looks like Herb bagged a human with that gun lure.	1.3600	0.09798	25	16	9	0
1016	Cheney's still confused about who he's supposed to shoot	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1017	Why don't you fly over and introduce yourself to her? It's worth a shot.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1018	that slut would ride anything attached to a man	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1019	He says he's worth two of us.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1020	Relax, it's just Dick Cheney.	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1021	Do you think our scout may have made a deal with the enemy?	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1022	Tweet if you want; I already posted on Instagram.	1.3571	0.13815	28	22	2	4
1023	You know what they say ," A bird on the barrel is worth two on the branch".	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1024	He was always a show off.	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1025	Lucky for him its not stupid season yet	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1026	She finds a new guy and doesn't even call us anymore	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1027	Hard to tell which one is the cuckoo.	1.3500	0.15000	20	15	3	2
1028	We told him to be all he can be. Next time, we'll be more specific.	1.3500	0.13129	20	14	5	1
1029	If I understand the math, he should feel a trickle down his neck soon."	1.3500	0.15000	20	15	3	2
1030	Incredible he is able no make that hunter to walk backwards.	1.3500	0.15000	20	15	3	2
1031	We should tweet him	1.3500	0.10942	20	13	7	0
1032	I think this vegan trend is finally catching on.	1.3500	0.10942	20	13	7	0
1033	I hope he has hamburger in the freezer	1.3500	0.16662	20	16	1	3
1034	I'm afraid that Tweetie has gone over to the dark side.	1.3500	0.15000	20	15	3	2
1035	Someone should tell him there are no free rides.	1.3488	0.08072	43	29	13	1
1036	OK, George got the gun; you get the shells and I'll take the hat.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1037	You know he was voted 'most likely to be in the hand' in high school.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1038	It's tough for a coal mine canary to find work today.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1039	Brainwashed by the NRA.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1040	Wonder which one's real?	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1041	Pushing him out of the nest might have been a bad idea.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1042	Tweet, tweet, tweet, TWEET! (translation: 'That's not a tree branch you moron!')	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1043	Shhhh...Not a PEEP!	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1044	I can't decide which one is more clueless.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1045	That's why I gave up internet dating.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1046	Pssst Steve! Not what we meant by taking a stance on gun control!	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1047	If he gets that in his hand, we're safe.	1.3478	0.14889	23	18	2	3
1048	The birdbrain volunteered to ride shotgun.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1049	Looks like he has developed Stockholm Syndrome.	1.3478	0.10154	23	15	8	0
1050	Bastard!	1.3478	0.14889	23	18	2	3
1051	If he looks at you and says watch the birdie, fly!	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1052	They're both in existential crises	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1053	Hide in plain sight. Brilliant.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1054	Junior's new friend worries me.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1055	A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush.	1.3478	0.10154	23	15	8	0
1056	He uses it for Twitter blasts.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1057	I hope that plan doesn't backfire on him.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1058	Not too sure--it's either a Mockingbird or Twitter Follower	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1059	The sparrow is in the nest. Repeat, the sparrow is in the nest.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1060	I always thought he was a title cuckoo!	1.3478	0.14889	23	18	2	3
1061	He wields obliviousness like a saber.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1062	I can only assume that Tabby riding has lost its thrill	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1063	There's Bird-a-dict Arnold!	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1064	He may be riding shotgun, but I'm branch manager.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1065	Treason is never out of season.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1066	He said he would never be a cliche.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1067	If you think about it, that is actually the safest place to be.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1068	Don't worry. He's riding shotgun.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1069	They seem happy, but i can't see them staying together	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1070	I see Frank's been working through his trust issues.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1071	"Who would have guessed that Bob would go over to the dark side"?	1.3478	0.10154	23	15	8	0
1072	I'm sure it'll blow up in my face, but I'm gonna ask her out	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1073	It's not the grandstanding but the tweeting about it that gets me.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1074	Don't look now, but your ex is dating another hunter.	1.3478	0.14889	23	18	2	3
1075	I knew he'd sing, but I didn't think they could turn him.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1076	For once I would like him to choose "truth" in our Truth or Dare.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1077	Kids! In my day we'd stand on his cap peak and whistle dixie	1.3478	0.10154	23	15	8	0
1078	He won't find us using a stool pigeon.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1079	The heart wants what the heart wants.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1080	Two in the bush is definitely worth more than one on the barrel.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1081	I wonder if Dan was the best quail to choose as our lookout?	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
1082	I told you he couldn't turn down a dare.	1.3462	0.13522	26	20	3	3
1083	That's feeding the hand that bites you!	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
1084	She's always liked living on the edge....	1.3462	0.09515	26	17	9	0
1085	Uh oh... How many birds in the bush is one on the barrel worth?	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
1086	Poor guy. I heard the ex-wife got the kids and the perch.	1.3462	0.13522	26	20	3	3
1087	I betcha within 10 minutes he has his wallet.	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
1088	I think his plan is about to backfire.	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
1089	Interesting camouflage.	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
1090	I thought you told him not to play chicken	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
1091	Does he think we're dodo birds?! What a stupid decoy!	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
1092	It looks like Blinky forgot his contacts again.	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
1093	"Do you think he knows he's not sitting on a branch?	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
1094	In this case, I'm inclined to think that two in the bush are better.	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
1095	I know, it's crazy, but he says he's hiding in plain sight.	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
1096	He's anti-establishment.	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
1097	Like my dad used to say, "keep your wrens close, but your enemies closer."	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1098	Jumping the shark is so last week.	1.3333	0.14329	24	19	2	3
1099	All clear. No sign of Dick Chaney.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1100	Must be an election year.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1101	Jeez. I was only kidding when I said "Three's a crowd".	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1102	I hope the hunter is far sighted...	1.3333	0.09829	24	16	8	0
1103	Do we really need empirical evidence that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?	1.3333	0.10675	27	19	7	1
1104	Animal extreme sports	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1105	That Sanders rally sure made him cocky.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
1106	I hear he's peeping with the enemy	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1107	Did I ever introduce you to my birdbrain of a cousin Lenny?	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1108	You think that's brave do you. Watch me land on his hat.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1109	"Give us a TWEET when you get there.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1110	He always was unflappable.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1111	He's no birdbrain! He knows you need to keep your friends close and your enemies closer.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
1112	I double-dog dared him.	1.3333	0.09829	24	16	8	0
1113	Maybe that's it. Hide in plain sight.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1114	Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1115	Didn't I read we are now an endangered species?	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1116	No more flocking together with her.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1117	That's Wally, always pushing the envelope.	1.3333	0.15936	21	17	1	3
1118	phoebe always did have two right wings.	1.3333	0.14003	18	13	4	1
1119	I wonder how many followers he has.	1.3333	0.14329	24	19	2	3
1120	Are we the two in the bush, and he is the bird in the hand or is he just an idiot?	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1121	tweet, that's #worthtwointhebush	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1122	Do you think that's what they mean when they say, " Keep your friends close, and your enemy closer." ?	1.3333	0.09829	24	16	8	0
1123	Thank God! A bird on the gun is worth two on the bush.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1124	Obviously another severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1125	The one place he'll never look	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
1126	Son of a bitch!! That's the little little birdie that tells him where to hunt!	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1127	It's a cultural exchange program.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1128	It’s the same trick we used to get Dick Chaney to shoot his friend in the face.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1129	At first I thought it was a Stool Pigeon.	1.3333	0.10675	27	19	7	1
1130	I wish he'd stop saying "some of my best friends are birds" before he fires.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1131	I can't believe our son turned on us like that	1.3333	0.11935	27	20	5	2
1132	Brilliant! He's hiding in plain gun-sight.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1133	I never pictured Frank as a stool pigeon.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
1134	Not a peep	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1135	So that’s the NRA’s new mascot!	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1136	Beware! One bird on a barrel is safer than two on a bush.	1.3333	0.11935	27	20	5	2
1137	The death of Twitter	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1138	He's still technically ahead of the game.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1139	So which one's the dumber animal?	1.3333	0.14003	18	13	4	1
1140	Tweetie pulled a thorn out of his foot once.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1141	Looks like L'il Chirp has turned narc!	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1142	Ironically, he's a lovebird.	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
1143	Apparently the DoDo bird isn't extinct.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1144	It was just a dare; I didn't think he'd really do it!	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1145	I hear he's got connections.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1146	I keep trying to accept his new lifestyle.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1147	As the pet of an NRA lobbyist, he kind of has to look the other way sometimes.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1148	Remember--he's more scared of us than we are of him.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
1149	Looks like entrapment to me.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
1150	Something tells me his cataract surgery wasn't a success.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1151	One day it will all backfire on him.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1152	He says he got the idea from Occupy Wall Street.	1.3333	0.09829	24	16	8	0
1153	It must be safe. Look at Judas.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
1154	A bird on the barrel is worth how many in the bush?	1.3333	0.09829	24	16	8	0
1155	Look at our son... Already standing proud on a branch of a walking tree.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1156	Hopefully this rebellious phase ends soon.	1.3333	0.09829	24	16	8	0
1157	I hope that means a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1158	It's a decoy.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1159	One thing I'll say for her: She always stuck to her guns.	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
1160	Well, a bird on the handgun is worth two in the bush.	1.3333	0.14329	24	19	2	3
1161	It's cheaper than Uber.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1162	Look! A red-backed Quisling!	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
1163	Not exactly a pear tree, is it?	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
1164	I thought we taught her to look the other way.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1165	You have got to admire his fearlessness, he just doesn't give a tweet.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1166	Well I certainly didn't raise her that way.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1167	she volunteered to be the decoy!	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1168	I've tried to warn her about the dangers of hitchhiking but she never listens.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1169	Dead man perching...	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1170	I guess a bird in the hand is really worth more than two in the bush.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
1171	Did you start the timer?	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
1172	Polly forgot his glasses again.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1173	Ever since he landed on Bernie Sander's podium, he thinks he can land anywhere he wants!	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1174	let's go land on his head	1.3333	0.09829	24	16	8	0
1175	They say that's the safest place to be during hunting season.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
1176	That stool pigeon is singing like a canary!	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1177	Don´t pay any attention. It´s just a decoy.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
1178	That's the lazy way to migrate.	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
1179	Talk about clueless.	1.3333	0.15936	21	17	1	3
1180	Brave, yes. But incredibly stupid.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1181	And I thought we were cuckoo.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1182	Welp...fish in a barrel, you're officially on notice.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1183	She's telling us old George forgot his glasses again.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1184	Trust me, we're better off as two in the bush than a finch on a barrel.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1185	PSSSSST..hey Harvey look left! look left!	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
1186	I'm going to twitter about it.	1.3333	0.14003	18	13	4	1
1187	Larry's the best dog bird around.	1.3333	0.15542	24	20	0	4
1188	I heard it was a shotgun wedding.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
1189	He's been like that since Susan left.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1190	He's clearly the one who's 'cuckoo.'	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1191	Now that's a Cuckoo bird.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
1192	Dare devilry is one of his mating ploys...	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
1193	Our little one is a real humanbrain	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1194	Stay still and no jokes about "riding shotgun"!	1.3333	0.15936	21	17	1	3
1195	I hope Bambi doesn't fall for this.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1196	He's a coal miner.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1197	Better to be two in the bush.	1.3333	0.14329	24	19	2	3
1198	Guns don't kill birds.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1199	Are you for sure that the saying goes " A bird in the hand ...... ? "	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1200	I'd say he has him over a barrel.	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
1201	I hope he knows that he's not sitting on a branch.	1.3333	0.10675	27	19	7	1
1202	Don't be fooled. He does want two in the bush.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
1203	With only one hunter, "hide in plain sight" can work.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1204	We always knew he was a son of a gun!	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1205	Pretty sure the cartoonist wants us to ridicule the NRA. I just can't figure out how.	1.3333	0.14329	24	19	2	3
1206	He's sure to get a lot of tweets, though.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1207	Not fair. He's using a stool pigeon.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1208	He said he wanted to take a stand on gun control. I'm not sure he understands the issue.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1209	Cocky. Isn't he.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
1210	He's watched too many Bugs Bunny cartoons.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
1211	I'll take truth	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1212	With balls that big he won't be able to fly away	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1213	The best place to hide is on site.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1214	Well, there's one we won't have to worry about.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
1215	Even if he ends up 'in the hand,' no way is he worth more than you and me.	1.3333	0.14329	24	19	2	3
1216	Ok. He's in position. By the way, when was the last time YOU mooned a hunter?	1.3214	0.11563	28	21	5	2
1217	A bird feed addict will sell out his own mother.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
1218	He'd be a lot safer if he learned how to fly..	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
1219	He must have balls the size of peanuts.	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
1220	Well, that's one way to find his mother.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
1221	Well....he is an NRA member!	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
1222	He's a stool pigeon for the gun lobby.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
1223	I told you we never should have moved to Oregon.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
1224	Notice how Farmer Brown makes a complete 180 each time he hears a tweet.	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
1225	Stay alert - technically, he's not 'in hand.'	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
1226	Must be first day of rabbit season.	1.3200	0.09522	25	17	8	0
1227	I'm not surprised. His parents were stool pigeons.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
1228	Wasn't he at Woodstock?	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
1229	Not to worry, he's hunting wabbits.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
1230	Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. He's about to snap one off right on the barrel.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
1231	She's so arrogant. I heard her say she's worth the two of us here in the bushes.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
1232	He's twice the bird we are.	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
1233	I've heard of symbiotic relationships but that's just a plain death wish.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
1234	Back in my day we were in hands, not on guns.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
1235	You know, he's lasted this long, maybe he's onto something. Shall we?	1.3200	0.09522	25	17	8	0
1236	Speaking of a shotgun marriage.	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
1237	So much for that "birds of a feather" stuff.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1238	I think our net worth has just been greatly diminished.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1239	You know there is an bit of Elmer Fudd in every man.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1240	I told you he would sing like a canary.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1241	They call us bird-brains?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1242	No, Jerry! Don't look inside! ITS NOT A BIRD FEEDER!	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1243	It makes them both feel macho.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1244	He clearly needs a refresher on how to use decoys.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1245	My money's on the bird.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1246	The other two are still in the bush.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1247	Should we tell him where the Bernie rally is?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1248	Relax. A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush!	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1249	The fun part is when the guy finally sees him and Mort doesn’t let go.	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
1250	Let's be grateful that junior didn't fly away to join ISIS!	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
1251	He really thinks that little guy is worth the two of us?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1252	The gun lobby will use this for another peaceful use for guns.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1253	This gun is useless; everyone knows that you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1254	I think it's known as a peep sight.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1255	Looks like he joined the Other Side.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1256	I always knew Vinny was a rat.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1257	Looks like she's riding shotgun.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1258	Glad to see he's putting all that unpheasantness behind him.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1259	You want to tweet him?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1260	I told him to stay in the nest until the eye drops wore off.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1261	He is so grounded.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1262	He feels strongly about her Second Amendment rights.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1263	He did always fly to the beat of his own gunner.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1264	He's gone over to the dark side.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1265	A few seconds on Bernie's podium and he thinks he's invincible.	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
1266	Send him another tweet.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1267	You have to admire her willingness to reach across the aisle.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1268	maybe he should have taken truth.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1269	'Time to push him out of the nest' you said. 'Time to push him out of the nest.'	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1270	"He always wanted to be a BIG SHOT	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1271	I told you a bird on the man is worth two in the bush.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1272	He may be early but he'll never see the worm.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1273	That Phil is one brave bird. No, he's just cuckoo.	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
1274	Rudy always seems to find the most unusual Internet travel sites.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1275	I've heard of hiding in plain sight, but never hiding as the sight.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1276	Wait, it gets better. He just ate.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1277	One of them is going to learn the hard way.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1278	Blue jay, red state.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1279	We call it 'Hidden in plain sight'.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1280	Embarrassing—just one twitter follower.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1281	Oh-oh. Bye-Bye Birdie!	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1282	I thought dog was mans best friend	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1283	It's wabbit season.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1284	... and he keeps his enemies closer.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1285	I'm not so sure the expensive private school was the best choice in the end.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1286	She's exercising her right to sit on whatever stick she chooses.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1287	He was let go as canary in a mineshaft.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1288	I don't care how sympatico they are, he just doesn't seem right for her.	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
1289	Don't answer his tweets!	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1290	I see Tweety is riding shotgun again.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1291	Ok, if he can stay there for another two minutes, he's in the club.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1292	Putting oneself on the crosshairs is sometimes the safest position.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1293	I don't trust his Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1294	Those human decoys get more life-like every year.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1295	He's a strange bird.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1296	Icarus would be proud.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1297	He'll realize it's not a branch eventually . . . right honey?	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1298	Don't worry, a bird on the gun is worth two in the bush.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1299	Always living on the edge is your brother	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1300	That's my boy!	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1301	He's taking this Mocking Jay thing to a whole new level.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1302	He's never been afraid to live life on the edge.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1303	Stu? He's a yellow-bellied turncoat.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1304	Our embedded reporter is doing a great job so far!..	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1305	So typical with her - new week, new hunter.	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
1306	I guess Frankie IS a big shot now.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1307	Keep your enemies closer...	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1308	This isn't sitting well with the dog unions.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1309	It's nice that someone finally answered his mating call.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1310	It's called hiding in plain sight.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1311	What...you were expecting another Trump cartoon?	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1312	Now, there's the definition of "Irony"...	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
1313	We have to address Bobby's impulse control.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1314	She's always living on the edge	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1315	He's a stool pigeon for the NRA	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1316	It's a drone.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1317	That's his dog-bird	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1318	It's her new consulting gig.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1319	140 word obit coming up.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1320	He's hiding in plain sight.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1321	Worms! They're hunting worms!	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1322	She's cute, but I don't like the position she's taken.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1323	That's one game bird.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1324	He said he'd whistle if he saw anything dangerous.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1325	He told me he was inspired by the Tiananmen Square protester.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1326	He's taking your keep-your-enemies-close advice to an extreme.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1327	It's time you talked to our son about the facts of life.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1328	And you thought tweeting online was dangerous	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1329	So what's a gun in the hand worth?	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1330	I don't understand adrenalin junkies at all.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1331	I always thought Ed was a bird brain.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1332	I sense neither one lives in the present.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1333	I believe it's what they call "leaning in".	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
1334	Our little girl's giving a whole new meaning to "riding shotgun!"	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1335	Now that's wht I call the catbird seat!	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1336	I told you he was a stool pigeon.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1337	That's genius, she's out of the line of fire.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1338	She makes it through hunting season year after year.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1339	Suicide attempt no53, I'm sure he can make it this time.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1340	I find the new gunsight offensive.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1341	You go girl!	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1342	Don't be fooled. Our tiny friend is stuffed.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1343	Hey, Dufus! It still looks like a rifle!	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1344	I hate it when they fight.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1345	Balls like ostrich eggs.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1346	His NRA rating is 95 %	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1347	Just because it's different doesn't mean it's wrong.	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
1348	Why does SHE get to ride shotgun?!	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1349	You know what they say, "A bird on a gun is dumber than two in the bush".	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1350	Worst. Hunter. Ever.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1351	Now there's a guy who lives on the edge!	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1352	Oh that's just a new decoy meant to attract single chicks who support the NRA	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1353	I hear she's Tweeting for the NRA.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1354	It's a changing world, Mildred.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1355	It should be o.k. We're the two in the bush.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1356	I'm so over it -- birds don't really make everything cuter.	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
1357	That taxidermist isn't fooling anyone!!	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1358	Let's hope he can fly in the face of danger.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1359	Obamacare has made him fearless	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1360	So ... hindsight isn't always 20/20.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1361	I really admired his work in the Woodstock poster.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1362	Not to worry-The location of the decoy tells me he's a novice hunter.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1363	I heard he turned, and become a scout.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1364	Dead bird riding.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1365	You should see what it looks like what it looks like when he goes hunting for hippos.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1366	Looks like he's been taking birdseed from the gun lobby again.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1367	He thinks an enemy kept close at hand is better than two friends in bush.	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
1368	He'll never look there...	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1369	I always knew he was a bit of a Judas	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1370	Must be going for the Darwin Award.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1371	It's always been an odd relationship.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1372	Live by the gun, die by the gun.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
1373	I heard he has a mole working for him too.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1374	Now that's what we call a dodo bird.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
1375	His latest tweet was that he's trying to work within the system.	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
1376	Peep sight!	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
1377	OK. When Billy gets the gun, you grab the old geezer’s wallet.	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
1378	I don't understand the appeal, but it's her life.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
1379	He's the ultimate bird of prey.	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
1380	Looks like two twits!	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
1381	We've got a guy on the inside.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
1382	Yes, I do believe it's the extremely rare "Huntus Oblivious!"	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
1383	There's no way she's worth the two of us.	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
1384	Such a sellout!	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
1385	He gets his chutzpah from your side of the family.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
1386	No, it's true. As long as you're sitting there, he can't shoot you.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
1387	Now tell her to reguritate the worm into the barrell	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
1388	Didn't we just see him on Bernie Sanders podium?	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
1389	You have to admire his pluck.	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
1390	You're right. Decoy location is everything.	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
1391	Stockholm syndrome strikes again!	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
1392	You're right--it IS Bernie Sanders.	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
1393	Well, the strange thing is that birds aren't afraid of him but no humans will hunt with him and they say that he used to be some kind of vice president.	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
1394	Phoebe is such a showboat.	1.3125	0.09459	32	23	8	1
1395	You wanna tell him or should I?	1.3125	0.15052	16	12	3	1
1396	Our baby unfortunately joined the NRA.	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
1397	He always had a thing for being the bad ass renegade.	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
1398	I bet him he wouldn't do it and now I have to pay up. It seems he's got me over a barrel."	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
1399	He knows that's not a branch, right?	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
1400	Pass the word. We've a stool pigeon.	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
1401	He notifies next of kin.	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
1402	Birdie Flanders just doesn't have quite the same ring to it.	1.3043	0.13240	23	18	3	2
1403	Do you think he knows yet?	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1404	Heroic, stupid, and novel, all at the same time.	1.3043	0.09810	23	16	7	0
1405	Smart, too close to shoot.	1.3043	0.13240	23	18	3	2
1406	It really makes you rethink the natural order of things, doesn't it?	1.3043	0.14657	23	19	1	3
1407	She looks single -- care to be my wingman?	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1408	Well, he did call it first.	1.3043	0.13240	23	18	3	2
1409	You should have breastfed that boy.	1.3043	0.09810	23	16	7	0
1410	Hey, he's your son too!	1.3043	0.09810	23	16	7	0
1411	That way, when he tweets, he can see who his followers are.	1.3043	0.09810	23	16	7	0
1412	If that had been Cheney instead of Sanders, that would wipe than stupid smile off his beak.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1413	See Ethel , there's one of 'em pro-gun democrat socialist doves I was warnin' you about...!	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1414	It's a new kind of blind.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1415	He'll do anything to avoid flying south for the winter.	1.3043	0.13240	23	18	3	2
1416	I hate it when he pulls that Francis of Assisi crap.	1.3043	0.13240	23	18	3	2
1417	Perhaps we ought to consider the advantages of helicopter parenting.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1418	Too soon the companion, too late the target.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1419	Next he'll have one of their bumper stickers on his butt.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1420	It's their audacity that puts them on the endangered species list.	1.3043	0.09810	23	16	7	0
1421	Okay, so which one's dumber?	1.3043	0.13240	23	18	3	2
1422	One in the hand is worth two in the bush.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1423	I'm told it's the new PR campaign for the NRA.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1424	We really need to get glasses for Junior!	1.3043	0.09810	23	16	7	0
1425	What a turncoat.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1426	Now if he can somehow get to the bullets...	1.3043	0.09810	23	16	7	0
1427	I think he has a death wish.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1428	I wonder which the hunter prefers, the bird on his barrel or us two in the bush?	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1429	A bird on the rifle is worth two in the bush.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1430	Talk about whistling through the graveyard...	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1431	Not to worry he's a politician, talks loud but only shoots blanks.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
1432	Relax. They only shoot each other now.	1.3043	0.14657	23	19	1	3
1433	Now that we're behind enemy lines, we can win this.	1.3043	0.13240	23	18	3	2
1434	sid is going to ruin everything sitting on the decoy like that	1.3043	0.14657	23	19	1	3
1435	Doesn't surprise me. He's a strict Constitutionalist.	1.3030	0.09216	33	24	8	1
1436	He self-identifies as a bloodhound.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1437	Thinking inside the box is so underrated.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1438	He's got chutzpah I'll give him that.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1439	Well, I guess he has the catbird seat.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1440	Brunch today will be Eggs Benedict Arnold.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1441	Nothing is safer than being a rifle sight	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1442	First it was those weird pink berries, then low-altitude-sunroof-pooping, now this.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1443	He did it. Little guy once told me his was going to face away from his fears.	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1444	Hopefully that finch doesn't flinch.	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1445	Two in the bush, that's my strategy. Always stick with two in the bush.	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1446	The guy is a legend.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1447	Risk taking! That's your side of the family!	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1448	He only hunts Wabbits	1.3000	0.10513	20	14	6	0
1449	I told her if she feeds and takes care of him we can keep him.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1450	Somebody needs a hunting lesson.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1451	He plans to live-tweet every shot.	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1452	is that a tweet or a retreat?	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1453	Gun control is for the birds.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1454	He's always free loading something. That's just the way he is.	1.3000	0.10513	20	14	6	0
1455	Well at least we have next spring to try again.	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1456	A delegate in the hand is worth two in the bush.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1457	That Sanders campaign rally thing really went to his head.	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1458	Sally's such a show off.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1459	They met at a Trump rally. She's always making choices against her own self-interest.	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1460	Look, a cartridge!	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1461	I can't wait to read his tweet.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1462	You've gotta give it to Bobby, he's got the best mating strategy in the forest.	1.3000	0.10513	20	14	6	0
1463	And they call us 'birdbrains'.	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1464	Looks like a variant of Stockholm syndrome.	1.3000	0.10513	20	14	6	0
1465	We should keep OUR enemies close.	1.3000	0.10513	20	14	6	0
1466	This is why we have inherit the expression "bird brain"	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1467	His tweets have an international following.	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1468	Sold out for a year's supply of sunflower hearts!	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1469	That's a shotgun bird if I've ever seen one.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1470	Let's hope he worth two in the bush	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1471	That's that 'brown-noser thrush.'	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1472	He was always a social climber	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1473	I Told you he was a mockingbird!	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1474	Bird brain.	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1475	From the day he was hatched I knew he would be different.	1.3000	0.10513	20	14	6	0
1476	I'd say he's a sitting duck, but that would be racist.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1477	One day his pranks will backfire on him	1.3000	0.10513	20	14	6	0
1478	Yea, I have heard that...but what's a bird on a gun worth?	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1479	She's gone to the Dark Side!	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1480	Sparrows! Always pushing boundaries.	1.3000	0.10513	20	14	6	0
1481	I think we should let Petey know the guy's not a worm hunter.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1482	A bird on a gun is worth two in a bush.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1483	I can't believe you tricked him into thinking that's a pear tree.	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1484	He said that's the safest spot.	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1485	And they disparage us as "bird brains."	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1486	Tweet, tweet, #dumbassbird	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1487	Don't be fooled - it's just a cheep stunt.	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1488	I've never been much of a daredevil.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1489	Endangered species are such show offs.	1.3000	0.10513	20	14	6	0
1490	Now that's something to tweet about.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1491	Wow! Talk about hiding in plain sight.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1492	He's part dodo on his father's side.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1493	He called it first, so he gets to ride shotgun.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1494	We're not in the clear until he moves down to his hand.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1495	When did Larry turn into a stool pigeon?	1.3000	0.14690	20	16	2	2
1496	I guess, if you can't beat them, join them.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1497	He's actually safer there.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1498	I'd say he's fallen pretty far from the tree ...	1.3000	0.10513	20	14	6	0
1499	He's not brave. He's just not in season.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1500	There goes Merv, proving there's no magic bullet for stupidity.	1.3000	0.12773	20	15	4	1
1501	No wonder bird brains get a bad rap.	1.2963	0.10425	27	20	6	1
1502	I know it's politically incorrect to say it, but she is such a birdbrain.	1.2941	0.14258	17	13	3	1
1503	That's no squab -- that's a scab.	1.2941	0.11391	17	12	5	0
1504	I just don't have the heart to tell him he's a bird.	1.2941	0.11391	17	12	5	0
1505	He joined the NRA.	1.2941	0.14258	17	13	3	1
1506	Statistics be damned, personally I wouldn't perch there.	1.2941	0.14258	17	13	3	1
1507	There goes Cousin Tom	1.2941	0.14258	17	13	3	1
1508	I don't know...it looks like a red herring to me.	1.2941	0.14258	17	13	3	1
1509	As long as he keeps quiet, hiding in plain sight could work.	1.2941	0.11391	17	12	5	0
1510	He's not worth two of us!	1.2941	0.14258	17	13	3	1
1511	I don't understand how a bird could be a Republican these days.	1.2941	0.11391	17	12	5	0
1512	I swear, they get dumber every year.	1.2941	0.14258	17	13	3	1
1513	It always amazes me that I have friends in the NRA.	1.2941	0.11391	17	12	5	0
1514	Now who's the bird brain?	1.2941	0.14258	17	13	3	1
1515	46, 47, 48 - he just might make a new personal best	1.2941	0.14258	17	13	3	1
1516	He still hasn't seen the first robin of the spring.	1.2917	0.12739	24	19	3	2
1517	He's no canary and that ain't no coal mine, but I still get a bad vibe.	1.2917	0.11228	24	18	5	1
1518	It's okay, he has Obamacare...	1.2917	0.09478	24	17	7	0
1519	Boy, the NRA know how to drive memberships!	1.2917	0.11228	24	18	5	1
1520	Early bird gets the slug	1.2917	0.11228	24	18	5	1
1521	Ever since they exchanged tweets, she's had his back.	1.2917	0.11228	24	18	5	1
1522	Decoy!	1.2917	0.11228	24	18	5	1
1523	Is he still worth two in the bush?	1.2917	0.14090	24	20	1	3
1524	I can't tell if she's trying to be edgy, or is she edgy?	1.2917	0.11228	24	18	5	1
1525	I don't know what to make of this. We're in the bush, but he's not in his hand.	1.2917	0.11228	24	18	5	1
1526	Now, if that ain't the ultimate tweet!	1.2917	0.12739	24	19	3	2
1527	He's fallen behind with his ophthalmologist payment plan.	1.2917	0.12739	24	19	3	2
1528	I think we are safe with this one, what's for lunch?	1.2917	0.11228	24	18	5	1
1529	Is that Chipper riding shotgun?	1.2917	0.12739	24	19	3	2
1530	I'll never understand why they go for one in the hand.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1531	I can't believe crazy Larry is going to poop on his gun.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1532	Her tweets are followed by everyone.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1533	Awww, she always calls shotgun!	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1534	Herbert was never a big fan of Darwin.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1535	Safest place to be!	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1536	If you think about it, he really is in the safest spot.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1537	How many birds in the bush are worth one on the gun?	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1538	Rudy's so much happier now that he's gone domestic.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1539	Damn starlings. Always showing off.	1.2857	0.15649	21	18	0	3
1540	Her parents were killed in a tragic hunting accident and they've been inseparable ever since.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1541	"Now that, my friend, is proof that ignorance is not always bliss".	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1542	Nobody tweets him right.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1543	Bob's feeling cocky again.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1544	Now that's definitely worth two in the bush.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1545	It's hard to believe that we're worth the same.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1546	You can tell by his hat that he's not from Brooklyn.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1547	It's hard to decide who's more clueless.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1548	Her ancestors came from Woodstock, but now she lobbies for the NRA.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1549	From what I'm hearing, the old man's a superdelegate.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1550	He puts her by the sight to get a bird's-eye view.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1551	Bravery might be a virtue, but far-sightedness is bliss.	1.2857	0.15649	21	18	0	3
1552	Actually they're both assholes.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1553	I'm just grateful we have birds like him on the front line.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1554	You must be new in the neighborhood. Don't worry, it's a statue.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1555	We forgot one lesson.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1556	It's a coop d'etat!	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1557	I still think military school was a bad idea	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1558	It's a good thing we're not an endangered species.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1559	Wow, two birds and one stoned.	1.2857	0.12448	28	23	2	3
1560	So how much do you think Jimmy is getting paid to be a Spotter?	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1561	Nothing like hiding in plain sight!	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1562	He must be a left winger? You think!	1.2857	0.15649	21	18	0	3
1563	You keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1564	That's what I call genuine sangfroid.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1565	It's actually pretty safe there.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1566	Well that is indeed a bold move, but the physics support that strategy.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1567	Legendary last tweet: 'Hey, watch this.'	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1568	Do you think he really doesn't know the difference between bird shot and bird seed?	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1569	Shades of Elmer Fudd!	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1570	Begin the hostage exchange.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1571	What a hunting fowl.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1572	That yellow-bellied sapsucker!	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1573	Which cuckoo is the bigger idiot?	1.2857	0.11336	28	22	4	2
1574	Why am I so attracted to him?	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1575	He really goes on a limb, doesn't he?	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1576	We have met the enemy and he is us.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1577	Let's face it. Junior just isn't that bright.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1578	Better than working the coal mines.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1579	A bird on the barrel is better than two in the bush.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1580	I said to hide in plain sight, not on a gun sight.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1581	'Bird-brain' doesn't begin to cover it.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1582	When will kids these days understand that they won't be alive to tweet something like that	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1583	So, your Jason got his internship with the ATF then?	1.2857	0.11336	28	22	4	2
1584	Petey is riding shot gun again.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1585	Quisling.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1586	The kid is hitchhiking again.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1587	He's the "little bird that told him".	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1588	C'mon - you think a bird on a rifle is really worth more than two in the bush?	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1589	That woodpecker is really talented. He carved that life-size hunter out of an old oak tree.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1590	You go on ahead. There should be a double barrel coming along any minute.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1591	But what if the bird isn't actually in the hand?	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1592	The young ones think they're so clever.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1593	Looks like clickbait to me...	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1594	He may have the right to bear arms but he doesn't look like he's part of a well regulated Militia to me.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1595	My ex joined the NRA.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1596	Looks like another fraternity hazing lawsuit to me.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1597	Oh look hun! It's the endangered Spotted Hunter Taunter!	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1598	Riding shotgun can be dangerous.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1599	Looks like somebody's found a free ride to the next Bernie Sanders rally.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1600	Either he's a stool pigeon or a lobbyist for the NRA	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1601	I didn't know Fred was a Republican	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1602	I told you your ex was crazy!	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1603	It's the new trend in adorable weaponry.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1604	He's such a show-off.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1605	Don't play chicken with him.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1606	He's gun-shy. That's his new therapist.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1607	Is that his bird dog?	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1608	She's never had much luck picking a boyfriend.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1609	That's ten paces each. This duel looks like a draw.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1610	We could have been the three MUSKETeers	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1611	It's the latest decoy for nearsighted hunters.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1612	Poor Carl has really lost it ever since his tail got shot off.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1613	That's one cocky bird-in-hand.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1614	It's the Brown-Nosed variety of the Yellow-Bellied Flycatcher.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1615	That quail knows Dick Cheney shoots only lawyers.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1616	Something about that tree looks a little off.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1617	I thought it was just a rumor that he became a lobbyist.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1618	Don't be fooled, stay alert. It's not a dove.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1619	If you ask me, they're both birdbrains.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1620	I warned you not to teach that child to be so trusting.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1621	That guy should watch out. Dick Cheney is hunting nearby.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1622	That neighbor kid always pushes the limits.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1623	I think Tweety should rethink his view on the Second Amendment!	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1624	I' guessing the NRA liked his tweets	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1625	Just stay there and you can't get shot.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1626	Hipsters will put a bird on anything.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1627	Must be a Millennial bird....	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1628	He's safe as long as he can hang on.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1629	Are you sure he really understood that whole '...keep your enemies closer' concept?	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1630	He hasn't been the same since his dog left him.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1631	Backfire!	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1632	I heard it was a Michael Graves' design.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1633	He grew up in this neighborhood, and now look, he's been radicalized by the hunters.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1634	Who's the bigger birdbrain?	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1635	Send him a tweet saying the hunter has him over a barrel!	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1636	A quisling if there ever was one.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1637	He's not much of a shot.	1.2857	0.15649	21	18	0	3
1638	I think he thinks it's bait.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1639	I told you we should never have let him watch those Bugs Bunny cartoons.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1640	If you tweet nice things, even the NRA can be your friend.	1.2857	0.15649	21	18	0	3
1641	Penny for your thoughts.	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1642	Season 5, Season 6--what difference does it make when the plot never changes?	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1643	Guess he missed the whole "bird in the hand" memo.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1644	I always knew she'd sing like a canary.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1645	There goes that guy who always has a chirp on his shoulder.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1646	I KNEW Bernie Sanders wasn't really a hunter!	1.2857	0.14046	21	17	2	2
1647	It's either a bad decoy or the dumbest bird I ever saw.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1648	He is trying to curry favor! I think, though, he will soon be curried flavor.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1649	I suppose there are worse hiding places...	1.2857	0.12529	14	10	4	0
1650	Yep, Fred found the safest place.	1.2857	0.12234	21	16	4	1
1651	I shouldn't have called her an Uber.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1652	Tweeted he joined the NRA.	1.2857	0.10102	21	15	6	0
1653	The over is 2 minutes.	1.2800	0.10832	25	19	5	1
1654	I think we don't have to worry much with this one! Check out that hat!!!	1.2800	0.09165	25	18	7	0
1655	I knew our girl would bring us honor. First, that noble call for peace on Bernie's podium, and now fearlessly standing up to the gun lobby. What injustice will she challenge next?	1.2800	0.10832	25	19	5	1
1656	Even as a toddler he always like to take chances.	1.2800	0.10832	25	19	5	1
1657	Damn it Larry, this is not how you ride shotgun.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1658	Hunting guide, schmunting guide...if we catch him, we're gonna hang him.	1.2778	0.15771	18	15	1	2
1659	I am definitely going to tweet about this.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1660	And then eventually he'll discover poop on his barrel. Lou's editorial statements are so sublimely symbolic.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1661	I didn't realize the grass was that deep!	1.2778	0.15771	18	15	1	2
1662	Be still! Ol' Grimsby's got a Snitch.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1663	They both refuse to wear glasses.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1664	She's interning as a scope.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1665	Now that's what I call balls	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1666	hipsters...	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1667	I always figured he was a right-winger.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1668	Never trust double agents.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1669	He loves to remind us that he's not a game bird.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1670	Kids are always looking for a rush these days.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1671	So, what exactly is that one worth?	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1672	Maybe it's deer season.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1673	Our admissions counselor felt he needed more real-world experience.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1674	From the pear tree to the dark side in one swoop...	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1675	She's crazy as a loon.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1676	How many is one on the gun worth?	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1677	Is a bird on the gun worth two in the bush?	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1678	We're safe as long as we're two in a bush.	1.2778	0.15771	18	15	1	2
1679	Keep your eye on little Albert. He's a smart one. Sits on the rifle barrel and can't get shot.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1680	He says it's the safest place.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1681	When he says look at the birdie. Don!t.	1.2778	0.15771	18	15	1	2
1682	I think he's more of a deer person.	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1683	I didn't know junior was an NRA supporter.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1684	Working for the enemy, I see. Ain't many jobs for the young'uns since they closed the coal mines.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1685	I can't decide if the dodo is on the left or on the right.	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1686	Its Latin name is Venator innocens, meaning "harmless hunter".	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1687	I'm old school, but I'm down with 'live tweets'!	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1688	His name is Neville Chamberlain	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1689	Keep your friends close , and the NRA closer.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1690	Relax. He only gets two shots to make birdie.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1691	'Two in the bush' is working for me today.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1692	does it really shoot seeds?	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1693	Looks like we lost another to the NR A.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1694	Audubon...NRA...tomato...tomahto.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1695	I think it's called hubris.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1696	Elmer just isn't the same since that silly rabbit left.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1697	He used to work in a mine, but decided decoy work was safer.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1698	"...Harry always believed on living life on edge"...	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1699	He just loves riding 'Shotgun'!	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1700	Should we tell him.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1701	I love it when Chuck plays chicken.	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1702	He's either very smart or very stupid.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1703	That's a cheep shot, if I ever saw one.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1704	Shhh! Don't make a chirp; he could be a decoy.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1705	It's his first day as lookout	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1706	I hear that little bird tells him everything.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1707	Posttraumatic stress from a long career as coal mine canary.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1708	He's from Stockholm.	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1709	Now ten paces each.	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1710	It looks dangerous, but it's actually not a bad strategy.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1711	He's REALLY got our buddy over a barrel now.	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1712	Obviously left the nest too soon.	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1713	His wife left because he was shooting blanks	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1714	That bird's got some pair of eggs on him.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1715	All he's really saying is give peace a chance.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1716	Talk about a bird brain.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1717	A bird on the gun could be worth more than two in the bush.	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1718	They met while tweeting.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1719	I agree. Bruce has gone over to the dark side.	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1720	Bob! That's not your Uber!	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1721	Jerry's a staunch supporter of the second amendment.	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1722	Does Sammy support a bird's right to bear arms, too?	1.2778	0.15771	18	15	1	2
1723	She turned.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1724	Pair of two..on a branch to your right..don't look now	1.2778	0.15771	18	15	1	2
1725	Darwin was definitely onto something with his "survival of the fittest" theory.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1726	All we are saying is give peeps a chance	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1727	Millenial.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1728	And from then on, the legend of "Pedro" was whispered among trees and nests in awe.	1.2778	0.10863	18	13	5	0
1729	I'll take two in the bush, thank you very much.	1.2778	0.13541	18	14	3	1
1730	I told that sucker he'd be worth more over there than with us 2 in the bush.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1731	He always wanted to be a hawk.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1732	AND he's tweeting about it. Show-off!	1.2727	0.13455	22	18	2	2
1733	Looks like the NRA finally got to Saint Francis.	1.2727	0.14977	22	19	0	3
1734	She's just looking out for herself.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1735	Well, I guess in theory that is the safest place to be.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1736	Why must that boy ALWAYS go out on a limb?	1.2727	0.09719	22	16	6	0
1737	I blame myself for making him too trusting.	1.2727	0.13455	22	18	2	2
1738	He'll be signing a different tune if that farmer ever turns around.	1.2727	0.13455	22	18	2	2
1739	This is going south real quick.	1.2727	0.09719	22	16	6	0
1740	Don't worry - a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1741	The kid always shows off when he knows Elmer is out of ammo.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1742	Not that they ever ask, but I would have recommended the hawk scope.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1743	Boy....that Todd was never one to be gun shy.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1744	Stockholm Syndrome? Maybe, but I'm thinking more like turncoat.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1745	I told her hitchhiking was dangerous!	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1746	Just because he saw Peter and the Wolf, he thinks every hunter is his friend	1.2727	0.09719	22	16	6	0
1747	I bet him two worms that he couldn't get close enough to poop on his gun. Looks like it's time to start digging!	1.2727	0.09719	22	16	6	0
1748	We'll drop our payload on the hat and shoulder targets.	1.2727	0.13455	22	18	2	2
1749	Looks like we found our bird sanctuary.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1750	I gotta give it to your sister: she's outgunned us again.	1.2727	0.09719	22	16	6	0
1751	That's Doug. You know, "from his cold dead talons" Doug.	1.2727	0.09719	22	16	6	0
1752	Wait for it...Wait for it...	1.2727	0.13455	22	18	2	2
1753	Earl sure does love riding shotgun.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1754	Damn he got to ride shotgun again!!!!	1.2727	0.13455	22	18	2	2
1755	You couldn't pay me to do that.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1756	Hunters: they love you at sparrow size, but put on a few pounds and suddenly you're a piece of meat	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1757	He thinks riding shotgun is safer.	1.2727	0.13455	22	18	2	2
1758	You know what they say, you can't pick your kid's friends.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1759	I don't think he understands how to use a decoy.	1.2727	0.13455	22	18	2	2
1760	Those mockingbirds just love to taunt hunters.	1.2727	0.09719	22	16	6	0
1761	I thought u said he called Uber? No, I said Goober.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1762	That takes the meaning of oblivious to a whole new level.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1763	Turntail.	1.2727	0.13455	22	18	2	2
1764	I warned her not to peck around the special mushrooms.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1765	We're safe here. Stanley is no stool pigeon.	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1766	I know, Woody's hilarious, he's edgy, he pushes the envelope...but I worry about him.	1.2727	0.13455	22	18	2	2
1767	She was raised by cats...	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1768	He's from Compton. Nothing scares him.	1.2727	0.13455	22	18	2	2
1769	I mean I knew he was depressed, but geez!	1.2727	0.11736	22	17	4	1
1770	Dude, he is so grounded.	1.2692	0.10463	26	20	5	1
1771	It's a wonder they even evolved.	1.2692	0.11842	26	21	3	2
1772	He just hasn't been the same since the migration over the NRA convention	1.2692	0.13077	26	22	1	3
1773	Are we still worth less in this situation?	1.2692	0.11842	26	21	3	2
1774	Louise has no sense of danger.	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1775	To win him over, she tweeted in trump talk.	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1776	Rotten stool pigeon.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1777	Now that's an interesting decoy.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1778	Fred insists that his First Amendment rights trumps any Second Amendment claim.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1779	He comes from a long line of stoolies.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1780	What's the exchange rate of "a bird on your gun?"	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1781	The infiltration phase seems to be a success.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1782	Better take cover, his daily limit is three!	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1783	Polly's decided to seek re-election, I see.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1784	I suppose you could say he has a bird's eye view.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1785	Now that's a bird brain!!	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1786	Hey look, Janie's got a gun!	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1787	Thrillseeker!	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1788	Peaches has diarrhea.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1789	Say what you want, but she's not chicken.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1790	I think this is the longest Kyle's gone without tweeting.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1791	Yeah, he's a COOL dad. But sometimes I wish I had a NICE dad.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1792	If this isn't worth a tweet, what is?	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1793	I told you this was our lucky day, imagine if that bird was in his hand.	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1794	Looks like lazy Larry's hitching a ride to the GOP convention.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1795	Little smarty called shotgun.	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1796	Wow, Timothy will do anything for the retweets.	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1797	Do you think, helping a human disguise himself as a tree, is traitorous?	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1798	I'm glad Junior has found a safe place to hide.	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1799	What's the worst that could happen if we said hi?	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1800	It's the Stockholm effect.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1801	Shouldn't they BOTH be pacing......	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1802	Keep your friends close and...	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1803	It's not even loaded, just an excuse to get out of the house.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1804	Bet you 50 bucks he picks his nose.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1805	Based on his latest tweet, I think it's time we stop following him.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1806	I fear Dwight is taking his performance art class a little too seriously, don't you think?	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1807	I agree. An impetuous tweet can really backfire.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1808	I think he's technically still worth two of us.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1809	I always new he was a sympathizer!	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1810	Oh dear - our "two in the bush" currency just keeps devaluing.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1811	Now that's what I call a well-regulated militia.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1812	They exchanged tweets!	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1813	I don't mind his species fluidity. What disturbs me is his support of the NRA.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1814	You think it's camouflage?	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1815	Why didn't we think of that?	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1816	Sparrows are the worst	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1817	The youngsters just can't do camouflage.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1818	That's why they call it a Peep Sight.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1819	Reminds me of seeing a dog holding a biscuit on his nose	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1820	Our child's selfie-obsession has gone too far.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1821	What do you think he's worth?	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1822	That little, no-good whistling Quisling!	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1823	Our son is tweeting about gun control.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1824	He did say something about '..but keep your enemy closer'.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1825	Second Amendment? Really? You're going to tell me about the Second Amendment?	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1826	This live tweet is going to end with a bang.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1827	..and this is a textbook case of natural selection in the wild...	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1828	That's the most optimistic decoy placement I've ever seen.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1829	Peter also saw him at a Trump rally.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1830	I know what they say about keeping your enemies close, but that's just ridiculous.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1831	How long has he been blind?	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1832	Ever since the Trump win, he's been looking for a way out.	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1833	Tell Henry to tweet us when he points his gun.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1834	cheeky, deliberate, delightful..... but yet I'm still left with this lingering sense of despair.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1835	There is the traitor!	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1836	Well, they do say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1837	Obviously bred to be a Pointer and not a Retriever.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1838	It's your fault he's overconfident!	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1839	Sometimes they just have to learn.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1840	Everyone thinks he's crazy, but honestly it's the safest place to be.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1841	The schedule isn't always convenient, but its cheaper than flying	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1842	Our little one is a lot braver than we thought!	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1843	"That's why we're called mockingbirds." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1844	That's it. Next season we're writing Junior out of The Partridge Family.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1845	A bird in the hand is worth... Aw, forgettaboutit.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1846	I get the feeling this will be our friends last Tweet.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1847	Raised by politicians, he ascribes to the belief: "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em"	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1848	She'll do almost anything to get someone to listen.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1849	He is obsessed with that line from the Godfather Part II, "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer."	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1850	She caucused for Bernie.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1851	Looks like Elmer's forgotten his glasses again.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1852	Why does that make me wanna smile and say cheese?	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1853	He's supporting Bernie.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1854	I hope we chose the right summer camp.	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1855	He's finally chosen a decoy that complements his ensemble.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1856	Well, son on a gun	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1857	"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" is what I said...Didn't think he'd take it so literally...	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1858	Now that takes balls, great big, tiny bird balls.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1859	Check and see if he tweeted back.	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1860	That's our boy, the little son-of-a-gun!	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1861	An endangered species classification changes everything.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1862	He's getting an Uber. One way.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1863	I knew it...he sold us out...	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1864	I always knew Tony was a stool pigeon.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1865	Apropos your issue! "Looks like Trump has chosen Dick Cheney for the ticket"	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1866	Uncle Tom.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1867	Got me for a moment - he almost looks real!	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1868	Personally I think a bird's eye view is over rated.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1869	Benedict is doing it again.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1870	Ever since Bernie Sanders ...	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1871	From day one, trees were never good enough for him	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1872	Well she did ask if she could ride shotgun.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1873	Would this be considered a bird in hand?	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1874	Looks like Elmer and Tweety had a little spat this morning	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1875	The Millennium Pigeon. Classic.	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1876	Best be quiet, though he's only hunting rabbits.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1877	The NRA has really gone to the birds this year, wouldn't you say?	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1878	I know that he always liked to live dangerously, but don't you think this is just plain flaunting it?	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1879	God, I hate that guy!	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1880	He's always lived dangerously!	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1881	I wonder what the world would be like if there was no inherited wealth.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1882	It's time we had 'The Talk' with junior.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1883	I thought they cut Rifle Barrel Balance Beam from The Bird Olympics.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1884	He's checking it off his buckshot list.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1885	I wouldn't call that a bird in hand.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1886	She must be one of those peacenik doves.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1887	Was that the signal, or was that just regular whistling?	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1888	Woodstock he's not.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1889	She's only dating him to make us angry.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1890	Should we whistle?	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1891	I don't know about you, but I feel as if the two us would be a lot safer if that one was actually in his hand.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1892	Nearsighted, shmearsighted, he's just doing that to show off.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1893	That's not how we raised him	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1894	Charlie takes the old guy for a walk every day.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1895	Harry's riding shotgun this season.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1896	Play it cool for now. After the revolution we'll execute him as a collaborator.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1897	Uber comes to the jungle.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1898	Woah! I'm going to tweet about this!	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1899	What do you think Mabel, Darwin award winner or mate?	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1900	I'm afraid that Bernie Sanders caper has made him overconfident.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1901	Birdbrained, I get it now.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1902	What's that saying again? A bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush laughing hysterically?	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1903	These Millennials are so uninformed.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1904	I still think two in the bush is worth much more.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1905	Well, it's better than that job in the coalmines.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1906	What a cuckoo!	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1907	Northern mockingbird.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1908	And they say that humans are the most intelligent species.	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1909	They met on OkCuckoopid.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1910	The best defense is a good offense.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1911	Looks to me like he is just exercising his right to bird arms...	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1912	Let me guess ... It's his first time as a Lookout.	1.2632	0.14989	19	16	1	2
1913	I admit it, I have perch envy	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1914	I still can't believe our kid joined the N.R.A!	1.2632	0.10379	19	14	5	0
1915	Well his Myers-Briggs did peg him as arrogant and resistant to criticism.	1.2632	0.12892	19	15	3	1
1916	It's the first sign of overcrowded trees.	1.2609	0.11277	23	18	4	1
1917	Traitor!!!	1.2609	0.09362	23	17	6	0
1918	You wanna tell him, or shall I.	1.2609	0.11277	23	18	4	1
1919	See that fake ass male bird on the end of the shotgun...not fooling us...	1.2609	0.11277	23	18	4	1
1920	That bird is coo coo!	1.2609	0.11277	23	18	4	1
1921	Is that your daughter who had the shotgun wedding?	1.2609	0.11277	23	18	4	1
1922	Ever since Henderson joined the NRA, he's just been impossible.	1.2609	0.12911	23	19	2	2
1923	Well, that should end the speculating over how they achieved their endangered species status.	1.2609	0.11277	23	18	4	1
1924	His tweet just went viral	1.2609	0.09362	23	17	6	0
1925	Last time he pulled that stunt he lost his tail feathers	1.2609	0.12911	23	19	2	2
1926	He never forgave us when we told him that he was adopted.	1.2609	0.11277	23	18	4	1
1927	He has always been a bird of a different feather.	1.2609	0.11277	23	18	4	1
1928	Bertie, do you think he knows that we've got him surrounded?	1.2609	0.12911	23	19	2	2
1929	Reason number 951 why people hate pigeons.	1.2609	0.11277	23	18	4	1
1930	He's not worth two in the bush yet!	1.2609	0.12911	23	19	2	2
1931	She's been such a show off since she lost the weight.	1.2609	0.11277	23	18	4	1
1932	testing the speed of evolution	1.2609	0.11277	23	18	4	1
1933	Play "chicken" too many times, and you'll eventually find yourself over a barrel.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1934	We dated once, but she's more into the dangerous type.	1.2500	0.14281	20	17	1	2
1935	See how safe guns are in the the good ole USA? I told you so!	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1936	She used to live on the hippo he shot.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1937	Well, I'll be darned. Hiding in plain sight works!	1.2500	0.09029	24	18	6	0
1938	That's not in the hand Chip so we beat you this time	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1939	Hidden in the open usually works.	1.2500	0.09934	20	15	5	0
1940	Remember how Fox and the Hound started?	1.2500	0.09934	20	15	5	0
1941	No, it's a bird in the HAND is worth two in the bush.	1.2500	0.14434	16	13	2	1
1942	Think we should give him a hand?	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1943	Liberating , or so she says	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1944	What an Uncle Tomtit	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1945	Think I've got a shot with that bird?	1.2500	0.14281	20	17	1	2
1946	He's always lived for the moment.	1.2500	0.09934	20	15	5	0
1947	It's a remora bird.	1.2500	0.14281	20	17	1	2
1948	Former photographer. Don't be fooled when asked to watch the birdy.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1949	It's a new invasive species called a Sightbird.	1.2500	0.11180	16	12	4	0
1950	It's a twitter challenge.	1.2500	0.09934	20	15	5	0
1951	I told you the new stealth technology works.	1.2500	0.12409	24	20	2	2
1952	Poor turnout at the sit-in.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1953	Oh, look. Jerry caught another hunter.	1.2500	0.09029	24	18	6	0
1954	Fred is either mounting a protest, creating an ironic image, or just taking a rest.	1.2500	0.09934	20	15	5	0
1955	That's why we call him Robin the Boy Wonder.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1956	He's always been pro-gun.	1.2500	0.09934	20	15	5	0
1957	Would you say that bird is worth as much as us?	1.2500	0.09934	20	15	5	0
1958	I don't care if he identifies as human, Eggbert, he's still my baby bird.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1959	He fires that thing backwards so he uses a seeing-eye bird as his scout.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1960	Check it out ... Elmer Fudd's about to get fudged.	1.2500	0.10851	24	19	4	1
1961	These scarecrows are getting more and more realistic	1.2500	0.14281	20	17	1	2
1962	I still win unless he craps on his head.	1.2500	0.14281	20	17	1	2
1963	That's really 'getting ahead of the curve!'	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1964	That reminds me. What's for dinner?	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1965	She always was a bird brain.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1966	They met when he was skydiving over Yellowstone. They share a love of danger.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1967	A fowl traitorous act indeed!	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1968	I've heard of "a bird in hand," but this is ridiculous.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1969	I'd say he's branching out.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1970	It's Dick Cheney again.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1971	I don't know about you, but that seems worth a lot more than 'two in the bush' to me!	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1972	We’re safe, Cheney looking for Harry Whittington	1.2500	0.10851	24	19	4	1
1973	Not what I meant when I said, "Give him the bird."	1.2500	0.14281	20	17	1	2
1974	One on a barrel is worth two in the bush.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1975	Didn't you have the talk with Phoenix about stranger danger?	1.2500	0.12409	24	20	2	2
1976	Well, that's something to tweet about...	1.2500	0.09934	20	15	5	0
1977	He's going after super delegates.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1978	Oh crap, a canary.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1979	I'm glad we're in the bush.	1.2500	0.09934	20	15	5	0
1980	Do you think he thinks that decoy is going to work?	1.2500	0.14434	16	13	2	1
1981	They both need glasses.	1.2500	0.14281	20	17	1	2
1982	No, you go talk to her.	1.2500	0.14281	20	17	1	2
1983	Some of us like living on the edge.	1.2500	0.11180	16	12	4	0
1984	Now I know where the word "birdbrain" came from.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1985	That's Felix and Oscar - - they just moved into #4B.	1.2500	0.09029	24	18	6	0
1986	I wish Father had thought of that.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1987	That was us once--daring young bird brains.	1.2500	0.12301	20	16	3	1
1988	He's got student loans	1.2500	0.09934	20	15	5	0
1989	Now why didn't I think of that?	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
1990	He's practicing gun control.	1.2381	0.09524	21	16	5	0
1991	The nice man is going to teach junior the game of dodge bullet.	1.2381	0.11761	21	17	3	1
1992	I thought that 'hiding in plain sight thing' was just theoretical.	1.2381	0.09524	21	16	5	0
1993	Classic first amendment scenario. The right to be borne on arms.	1.2381	0.09524	21	16	5	0
1994	He really traded his hunting dog in for that?	1.2381	0.11761	21	17	3	1
1995	No, we don't always have to flock together.	1.2381	0.11761	21	17	3	1
1996	Well he was voted most likely to wind up under glass.	1.2381	0.11761	21	17	3	1
1997	You don't think he'll jump the gun in his first flying lesson, right?	1.2381	0.13636	21	18	1	2
1998	He said that he would TWEET us if he got any closer.	1.2381	0.11761	21	17	3	1
1999	What's a bird on the gun worth?	1.2381	0.11761	21	17	3	1
2000	Those two cannot agree on anything	1.2381	0.11761	21	17	3	1
2001	A decoy? He must think we're bird brains.	1.2381	0.11761	21	17	3	1
2002	Look at him. Beak in the air. He thinks he is worth both of us put together.	1.2381	0.09524	21	16	5	0
2003	Don't talk. He's trained his parakeet to listen for our calls.	1.2381	0.13636	21	18	1	2
2004	I never trusted Henry.	1.2381	0.11761	21	17	3	1
2005	You promised me you were going to review where and where NOT to perch with him over the weekend, Bill!	1.2381	0.11761	21	17	3	1
2006	There goes that snitch	1.2381	0.13636	21	18	1	2
2007	He always tries to be the oddball.	1.2381	0.09524	21	16	5	0
2008	Looks like Harold has upgraded to a peep sight.	1.2381	0.11761	21	17	3	1
2009	The hunter, the hunted, and the haunted…	1.2381	0.11761	21	17	3	1
2010	We call him 'Finch The Snitch'.	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2011	That one works for the NRA.	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2012	That's Flip, the bird	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2013	They met on Twitter	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2014	The irony is killing me.	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2015	What time does junior go off duty?	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2016	They radicalized him, don't tell Mom.	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2017	That's the last time Ned gets to ride shotgun.	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2018	Wow... Check out the balls on Steve!	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2019	Well, I still think that two in the bush is better than one on the barrel	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2020	I told you there was a pigeon among us...	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2021	He always did march to the beat of his own drum.	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2022	Ugh. That's so cliche.	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2023	Told you he was the dumbest one since Dan...	1.2353	0.16109	17	15	0	2
2024	It's still better than two in the bush. I think we're safe.	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2025	I hope he's not a stool pigeon.	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2026	Tweety was always a bit nearsighted.	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2027	Some say 'brave' but I say 'stuffed'	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2028	He likes keeping his friends close but his enemies closer.	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2029	I thought you were supposed to teach him not to fraternize !	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2030	Our kid is bird-brained	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2031	Must be a peace dove.	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2032	Sage wisdom is often passed down to the next generation like a game of telephone. Once an old fellow told me that "a man can kill three birds above a bush when one's stoned". That man was Dick Cheney's father.	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2033	Shoot.	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2034	I think they call it "riding shot gun."	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2035	Well, now he can't grouse about never finding a perch.	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2036	Oh the irony of it all.	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2037	I'm hoping one on the gun is worth two in the bush.	1.2353	0.16109	17	15	0	2
2038	Why would anyone want to ride shotgun?	1.2353	0.16109	17	15	0	2
2039	Anything for attention___last week it was the podium.	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2040	How's that for dramatic irony?	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2041	I'd say that's taking the expression "keeping your enemies closer" a little too far.	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2042	On the barrel is much safer than in front of the barrel.	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2043	Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2044	He's courting the gun vote. It's called triangulation.	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2045	Quid pro quo?	1.2353	0.16109	17	15	0	2
2046	Teenagers	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2047	He said he's got something going with a taxidermy woodpecker.	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2048	Safest spot in the woods !	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2049	Behold, the yellow-bellied tern-coat in his natural environment.	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2050	Know thy enemy. Shi. No Tzu.	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2051	Pff, what a bird-brain.	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2052	Well, you know what they say, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!"	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2053	Careful Phil , according to the tweets this area is trending right now!	1.2353	0.10605	17	13	4	0
2054	He fell out of the nest.	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2055	Lucky Harry, found a guy who loads birdseed.	1.2353	0.13638	17	14	2	1
2056	You say he’s keeping his enemies closer, I say he’s gone over to the other side.	1.2308	0.08427	26	20	6	0
2057	Guy sells out for a handful of sunflower seeds.	1.2308	0.16617	13	11	1	1
2058	When I suggested you give him the bird, I did not mean Sonny.	1.2273	0.09145	22	17	5	0
2059	Damn mockingbirds have to harass everybody and everything.	1.2273	0.13046	22	19	1	2
2060	Once he finds bird crap on his rifle, he'll be so angry he won't be able to shoot straight.	1.2273	0.13046	22	19	1	2
2061	So, that's how Peeps are made...	1.2273	0.09145	22	17	5	0
2062	That deserter Spike. Not only did he go over to the other side, but he gets to ride shotgun.	1.2273	0.09145	22	17	5	0
2063	Brownnoser!	1.2273	0.11266	22	18	3	1
2064	Talk about a great seat for the wedding.	1.2273	0.11266	22	18	3	1
2065	On the count of three, turn, draw and shoot. One... Two...	1.2273	0.11266	22	18	3	1
2066	at last. A member of the NRA who is a pacifist	1.2258	0.10064	31	26	3	2
2067	Well, I, for one, say she is relying too much on her membership card to the NRA.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2068	It's Elmer J. Fudd and Tweety Bird. They're on the security detail at the Loony Tunes Senior Center.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2069	That is why that species is almost extinct.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2070	Does he know that man's a friend of Dick Cheney?	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2071	One of these days he'll go too far...	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2072	I was not looking at another bird! It's a decoy!!	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2073	This place must have the 48 hour waiting period	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2074	Aren't you glad you're not a para-skeet?	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2075	That's the worst decoy I've ever seen.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2076	Now there's a nimrod!	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2077	Oh, to be young and symbiotic.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2078	He claims to be a bird-watcher.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2079	They're both bird brains	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2080	She won him over when she tweeted on twitter	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2081	Not in season show-off!	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2082	Have gun will travel.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2083	This is all because we saw "Hamilton" when we flew to New York last week.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2084	If the sayings true, that bird has got to go!	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2085	He thinks the guy is Elmer Fudd.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2086	Maybe we should rethink our position on the NRA	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2087	Et tu, Tweety?	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2088	Typical jaywalking behavior.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2089	DO YOU THINK HE TWEETED	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2090	He's cheaper than a Labrador and works for peanuts, but to me he's still a traitor.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2091	You know, I thought she was acting just a little too flirty and asking too many questions the last time we were over at the corn field.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2092	Double Agent	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2093	He'll see us in a moment. I hope he's not a stool pigeon!	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2094	Well as George Bernard Shaw said, "Youth is wasted on the young."	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2095	She claims it's platonic.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2096	Son of a gun!	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2097	I hope he doesn't tweet his location.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2098	Yes, I agree- the spitting image of American politics.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2099	Even the fledgling knows it's only a prop.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2100	Well, now I can add the quisling to my life list.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2101	This is one time when being two birds in a bush beats all other options hands down.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2102	A seeing eye bird?	1.2222	0.15244	18	16	0	2
2103	I think they call it Alzheimer's.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2104	I had to stop following him. All he tweets about is the Second Amendment.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2105	He grew up in the Galápagos.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2106	He's like a ninja!	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2107	You have to admire his chutzpah.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2108	Yikes! He definitely should have gone with truth.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2109	Ahem! I believe it was your idea to adopt............	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2110	Sycophant.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2111	You tweet and I'll retweet.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2112	I never knew Michael Graves designed shotguns.	1.2222	0.15244	18	16	0	2
2113	Don't say anything. Let's see what happens when she turns around.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2114	Friends close enemies closer!	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2115	Sure, it's all fun and games until someone wants blackbird pie.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2116	A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2117	I don't think he can just wing it this time	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2118	Coming from an ophthalmologist's office, Tweety knows hyperopia.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2119	You think she's got his back?	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2120	Go flock yourself, I wana see how this plays out.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2121	Look's like he's using birdshot.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2122	So much for birds of a feather.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2123	Looks like he is enjoying the sites.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2124	That decoy wouldn't fool even the lamest bird brain.	1.2222	0.15244	18	16	0	2
2125	That guy has a real birds eye view	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2126	That guy better watch out, I saw Dick Cheney here earlier.	1.2222	0.15244	18	16	0	2
2127	Are you sure it's 'just a phase'?	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2128	His family says that he is not allowed to talk about his line of work.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2129	What a brown beak.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2130	you do know that the NRA ha these little stuffed birds they can tie to their rifles just to get our guard down...	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2131	Well, he is a purebred stool pigeon.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2132	He's trying to see who has been shooting at us.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2133	I'll bet you 5 bucks he lasts the season.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2134	That's one helluva decoy!	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2135	The traitor's working for him as a spotter.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2136	Good thing Elmer's hunting wabbits today.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2137	She'll tweet twice when he loads it	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2138	So many eggs, so little time.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2139	I hope his new front gun-sight likes us...	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2140	Looks like _somebody's_ feathers haven't been fluffed in a while.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2141	He doesn't care how many of us go down, he supports the 2nd Amendment....	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2142	Must be Wabbit season.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2143	I'll tweet and you can retweet.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2144	Tom! Tweet twice if you're being kidnapped!	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2145	You think we should tell him?" "Naw, I get his nest in the will	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2146	I think her name is Sacajawea	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2147	I wonder if he know's this is the Hitchcock property.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2148	I don't think either knows.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2149	I said the gun was loaded with bird shot not bird seed.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2150	Icarus Jr. sure does take after his father.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2151	Oh, she's one of those Society Finches don't you know!	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2152	He doesn't like to fly.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2153	Trust Ted to land on the safest place in the forest.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2154	Another candidate trying to show he is in touch with the common man and Hunters	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2155	Miranda always had a thing for old coots.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2156	Boy, that decoy sure looks like cousin Ricky.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2157	She's getting paid to live tweet his hunt.	1.2222	0.15244	18	16	0	2
2158	I wonder when he is going to call Betsy's bluff....	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2159	Oh, we've got to Tweet this.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2160	See? Ever since he modeled for the Twitter logo he thinks he can do anything.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2161	Don't worry! He's on top of it.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2162	He's a yellow-bellied stool pigeon and a red-breasted Benedict Arnold.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2163	He's too old for her.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2164	Their forbidden love will not last.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2165	Kind of puts a new meaning to "Watch the birdie!"	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2166	Egret or regret, amiright?	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2167	A hiker told me we should give this guy the bird.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2168	#feelthebern	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2169	Must be a Democrat.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2170	Using bird-sight for targeting should be illegal.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2171	He's such a self-hating Jay.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2172	"Neither of them know what they are doing"!	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2173	OK, Eddie will tweet three times - then we rush in and peck the guy's eyes out.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2174	How do we feel about the death penalty?	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2175	That's my wingman.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2176	Clueless.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2177	Brown beaker	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2178	I believe that's what they call cavorting with the enemy.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2179	He said he wanted to be worth as much as the two of us and then he just flew right out there.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2180	No one screws you like your own.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2181	Meanwhile, somewhere in Canada....	1.2222	0.15244	18	16	0	2
2182	I'd be impressed if we were even in season.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2183	Let's see who is more surprised.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2184	Past is prologue	1.2222	0.15244	18	16	0	2
2185	A bird on a barrel's worth two in the bush.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2186	See I told you he joined the N.R.A.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2187	I didn't know Stacy was pro second amendment did you?	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2188	Frank never could turn down a dare.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2189	Even Bambi's mother was cracking up when she was telling me about this one.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2190	You're right! That's the same strategy that Trump's using...except for the rhetoric.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2191	Naively seeking a pear tree, you suppose?	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2192	That poor bird doesn't know a perch from a birch!	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2193	La de da.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2194	He used to be a fishing guide.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2195	If we could get him to ditch the weapon, it would be the old bird in the hand, worth two in the bush.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2196	It's part of the initiation.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2197	Now I'm really pissed that I forgot my iPhone at home!	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2198	What's the saying -- a bird on the gun is worth two in the bush?	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2199	Otto's always been a dare devil!	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2200	Birdie, promise me you'll never ride shotgun.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2201	Apparently, he used to be a wedding photographer	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2202	I always said he was a "bird brain"	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2203	A bird on the barrel is safer than two in the bush.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2204	A bird on the shotgun is not worth two birds in the bush.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2205	He's taking this Hamilton craze a bit too far.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2206	Lord what fools these mortals be.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2207	Where did we go wrong? our youngest has joined the NRA.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2208	Relax, dear. It's just another graduate from the Plaxico Burress Gun Safety School.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2209	I call foul play.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2210	The kid did it, he is in the gang.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2211	Relax, it's Elmer Fudds' Great Grandson. Start whistling some Opera and we will really have some fun.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2212	We're in trouble. He's got that new-fangled sight.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2213	Now remember, he has to stay there for five steps or I win the bet.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2214	This one's cuckoo.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2215	Why do women stay in abusive relationships?	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2216	I think Harold has taken this “Bird in the Hand” thing just a little too far…	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2217	He has the cutest Tweets.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2218	Your brother, Dan, has always had an ironic sense of humor.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2219	She always was a slut!	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2220	She'll do anything to get out of the nest and have fun and games with a guy she hasn't even met!	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2221	I don't know what that's worth, but it definitely isn't two in the bush.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2222	Lock and stock syndrome if I ever saw it.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2223	One on the gun worth two in the bush.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2224	As they say " if you can't beat them, join them"	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2225	That hare-brained son of ours is always pushing the envelope.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2226	Non-committed delegate I suppose...	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2227	I can't believe he got the job. He didn't even know how to whistle!	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2228	I think he's tweeting.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2229	There aren't any NRA supporters on my side of the family..	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2230	Fred is going to get in trouble trying to hook up with that decoy." " Yea. Let's stay and watch.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2231	I'm not sure which of them is more birdbrained	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2232	Now that's how you live on the edge.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2233	If he only knew how silly he looks.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2234	Probably his social media advisor.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2235	If you can't tweet 'em, join 'em!	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2236	He finally found a way to beat the system.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2237	She was rescued from a coal mine.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2238	Well, for "Hamilton" tickets, sure.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2239	They call that a cheep trick.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2240	There goes Benefinch Arnold again.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2241	I wonder if passenger pigeons have considered riding in cars, or even taking the train?	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2242	Hank, I see and understand why our daughter is cutting classes in college. She is obsessed by an older man with a 7 inch shaft.	1.2222	0.15244	18	16	0	2
2243	Tweetlee Dee Tweetlee Dum	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2244	No worries today, that peep sight is set waaay too far forward!	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2245	He's never been the same since he did that 'Mindfulness' course	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2246	Look at those pair of tits, Gerald.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2247	This is a classic case of miscommunication	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2248	Is 1 on the gun better than 2 in the bush?	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2249	PSYCHO BIRD POOPS ON HUNTER PRANK!!!! - 1 month ago • 10,000,000 views PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2250	Best D-U-C-K player I have ever seen.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2251	And I thought planking was a stupid craze.	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2252	Walking on the wild side, would ya say?	1.2222	0.10083	18	14	4	0
2253	His birth nest is at NRA headquarters.	1.2222	0.12924	18	15	2	1
2254	It's part of their mating ritual. Which explains the whole endangered thing.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
2255	Early bird catches Warren.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
2256	This is so bizarre -- we're not in a Trump cartoon.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
2257	His Twitter feed isn't nearly as interesting as you'd think it would be.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
2258	That young pheasant is as crazy as a loon!	1.2143	0.11380	14	11	3	0
2259	What a dodo.	1.2143	0.11380	14	11	3	0
2260	His daughter told him he should live-tweet the hunt.	1.2143	0.11380	14	11	3	0
2261	Talk about a lame duck	1.2143	0.11380	14	11	3	0
2262	Why do you think she likes him? I can't imagine them seeing eye to eye on anything.	1.2143	0.15473	14	12	1	1
2263	Well, Larry definitely isn't a chicken, but I'd say his goose is cooked.	1.2143	0.15473	14	12	1	1
2264	I told you LASIK surgery doesn't work.	1.2143	0.11380	14	11	3	0
2265	I told you it was a cult.	1.2143	0.11380	14	11	3	0
2266	Do you think she's gathered enough intel on the hunters' whereabouts?	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2267	That's what I'd call 'hunting blind.'	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2268	He's a senator from Vermont.	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2269	He's been known to fly off the handle.	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2270	It's an OK job, but it's stressful knowing you could be discharged at any time.	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2271	Interesting test case for Darwinian principles, one way or another.	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2272	Tell me more about Maslow	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2273	sigh . . . you think you know a bird.	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2274	He's not scared. He keeps walking like nothings following him.	1.2105	0.14467	19	17	0	2
2275	the decoys get dummer every year.	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2276	What do you think Darwin would say about this?	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2277	You can call me crazy all you want, but this is the one place I CAN'T get shot, so...	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2278	In a strange way doesn't it remind you of Woodstock?	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2279	As is said, "Keep your friends close...."	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2280	I hadn't heard of Stockholm Syndrome before.	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2281	That's Tweety. Always living life close to the edge...	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2282	Didn't he read the Bambi memo?!	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2283	Two turtle doves and a partridge on a pear shaped man.	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2284	He's an awesome failure as a birdwatcher.	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2285	As long as he maintains that position, he's safe.	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2286	Not the hunter he once was.	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2287	They're replacing us with younger birds who don't know sh*t from shinola.	1.2105	0.14467	19	17	0	2
2288	Hunter Bob spins really fast once Tweeter starts his quail calls.	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2289	That's one strange bird.	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2290	He prefers the backward facing seat in train cars, too.	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2291	Well if smoking doesn't kill him, this probably will...	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2292	And humans thought we were stupid...	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2293	He's the bird in the hand, right?	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2294	He's on the hunt for whoever sent out that Tweet he didn't like.	1.2105	0.14467	19	17	0	2
2295	He's more of a bargain hunter but it's the off season.	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2296	That bird is in the safest place he could be.	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2297	I taught him to stay very close to his enemies.	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2298	Show some respect, it's the changing of the bird ceremony!	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2299	There may be some lingering resentment.	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2300	He must have caught that PBS special about the shark and pilot fish.	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2301	Look dear, our Tweety is riding shotgun again with Farmer Jones.	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2302	Ernie's getting pretty brazen with his support of open carry.	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2303	It's Elmer, be vehhwey, vehhwey quiet.	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2304	Henry always was a show off!	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2305	Who's mocking who?	1.2105	0.09609	19	15	4	0
2306	About time someone gave him the bird.	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2307	Birdbrain, or the unexpected dishonor of ignorance.	1.2105	0.12281	19	16	2	1
2308	Looks like Cindy has broken the glass ceiling at retriever school!	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
2309	Careful! He's got a peep sight.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
2310	"Did you define "limb"?	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
2311	Let's hope a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush	1.2000	0.11698	20	17	2	1
2312	Careful, I think that gun is loaded with birdshot!	1.2000	0.11698	20	17	2	1
2313	Probably should have told him I'm his mother...	1.2000	0.09177	20	16	4	0
2314	He says he's exercising his Second Amendment rights.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2315	Completly oblivious.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2316	. . . and I always thought the Quisling Quail was just a myth, like the Loch Ness monster.	1.2000	0.11698	20	17	2	1
2317	Songbirds have brass and a penchant for irony.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2318	Mark is always looking for the latest adrenaline rush.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2319	Kids are so reckless these days.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2320	That stupid cousin of yours went over to their side.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2321	It's his part time job being a decoy. He'll do anything to be seen.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2322	She thinks she's the decoy's girl friend.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2323	must be a love/hate thing	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2324	I wish we had the guts to flip him the bird.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2325	He turned to me and said, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer," and then just took off!	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2326	Decoy duty.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2327	They call it a "poop site".	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2328	Ugh. Stoolies!	1.2000	0.11698	20	17	2	1
2329	Lucky for us he forgot his glasses today!	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2330	Oh, to be young and stupid again.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2331	He's not so much IN the crosshairs as he IS the crosshairs.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2332	Smug bastard, thinks he's worth more than us.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2333	That's gotta be worth at least three.	1.2000	0.13765	20	18	0	2
2334	Welcome to Obama's America.	1.2000	0.09177	20	16	4	0
2335	I don't think Bill understood when we told him to go where they'd least expect to see you.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2336	Look Marge, Tweetledumb is hunting for Tweetledee again.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2337	His dad worked in the coal mines.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2338	Another Sanders supporter.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2339	I hear he's worth both of us.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2340	I would just like to have a little of his hauteur.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2341	He volunteered to be on point and warn us if he sees any "bird hunters" around.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2342	So much for your NRA speech	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2343	Another butt kisser.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2344	He turned out to be a real snake in the grouse.	1.2000	0.09177	20	16	4	0
2345	He will never be able to outdo his Bernie stunt.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2346	Best he could do after they shot his hippo.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2347	I don't think he got what we meant by "tweeting out activism."	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2348	They call it a 'shotgun roost.' They're all the rage in New Orleans.	1.2000	0.09177	20	16	4	0
2349	Just stay quiet. I think we're gonna be okay with this guy.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2350	He thinks he's a big shot now.	1.2000	0.09177	20	16	4	0
2351	Not only that, he gets the worm without even being early!	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2352	Next up is Trevor, attempting the reverse piggy-back, otherwise known as "Look behind you, stupid".	1.2000	0.11698	20	17	2	1
2353	I can't believe we got front row seats to Evel Knary.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2354	I think it's rush week at Kappa Kappa Pheasant	1.2000	0.11698	20	17	2	1
2355	Two in the bush is worth one in the NRA.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2356	Look Chirpy's been flying without his glasses again.	1.2000	0.11698	20	17	2	1
2357	Don't fall for it, he's just trying to make himself look friendly.	1.2000	0.08841	30	25	4	1
2358	Junior is definitely a genius.	1.2000	0.09177	20	16	4	0
2359	So, where do you stand on the Second Amendment?	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2360	Chirp, chirp, it might boom!	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2361	Well, that one certainly isn't worth two of us.	1.2000	0.11698	20	17	2	1
2362	It's something to tweet about.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2363	Got her 'big shot' going on again.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2364	Cheeky mockingbird.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2365	In this case I'd rather be the 'two in the bush.'	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2366	I hear he's working for peanuts.	1.2000	0.09177	20	16	4	0
2367	It's that 'put a bird on it' meme.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2368	It's obvious--it's a decoy	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2369	He's always been one to hang out with the wrong crowd.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2370	Sigh...another risky teenage behavior.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2371	Looks like a stool pigeon, from here.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2372	Tell me, Joe, what's the bet again?	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2373	I heard that the perks are great and you don't even need accident insurance.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2374	Ralph is such a show- off.	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2375	I think they are called Coal Mine Canaries.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2376	Now that's a safe perch.	1.2000	0.09177	20	16	4	0
2377	Such a strange bird.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2378	He told us he could find as easy ride to grandma's tree.	1.2000	0.09177	20	16	4	0
2379	Do you think she's limited to 140 characters?	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2380	It's called "counting coup."	1.2000	0.11698	20	17	2	1
2381	He's safe. There is no app yet.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2382	I wish that nimrod would stop tweeting.	1.2000	0.08165	25	20	5	0
2383	hunter and the hunted can get along	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2384	'If only he knew......'	1.2000	0.14475	15	13	1	1
2385	Don't be trite and predictable.	1.2000	0.10690	15	12	3	0
2386	Are you sure he's going to be fine?	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
2387	He didn't get an idea like that from my side of the family.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
2388	You've got to admire his beakmanship.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
2389	I'm just saying I expected him to be a blue bird.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
2390	I'm going to need that Branch Analysis Report Jay	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
2391	Now that's what you call a real jailbird snitch!	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
2392	I guess it's better than a hunting dog, but still...	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
2393	When doves cry.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
2394	He's new to this game	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
2395	Is this like the canary in the coal mine?	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
2396	He better hide.............someone else may shoot both of them!	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
2397	He'd always rather ride shotgun than fly.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2398	Our friendship knows no bounds.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2399	As long as that decoy is behind him, we're safe!	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2400	Should we tell him it's not a tree?	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2401	Maybe home schooling's not so bad?	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2402	' Cooee, he's behind you.'	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2403	That fake Hunter cut out doesn't even fool junior.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2404	Well, you know what they say, you only live once.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2405	Safest place our friend could be!!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2406	I don't know who to hate more... That's whom.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2407	That bird just tweeted "Guns don't hurt you".	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2408	Hang on. Something about that branch is rubbing me the wrong way.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2409	I knew he had a mole on the inside.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2410	Stoolie.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2411	We need to review the lesson on situation awareness	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2412	Well, I guess what you don't know may actually hurt you.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2413	Now that's Chutzpah!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2414	Birds of a feather.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2415	His new theory is: "Be one with the gun".	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2416	Marco." "Polo!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2417	It's a trap!	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2418	Reminds me of a cuckoo clock!	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2419	He inherited that thrill-seeker gene from his father, may he rest in peace.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2420	-Do you think it's armed and loaded? -Not sure...but I hope the swallow is.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2421	Stockholm Syndrome has come home to roost.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2422	After the bird dog, I suppose the dog bird was inevitable.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2423	He must think we are sitting ducks	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2424	Sure makes living outdoors an adventure.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2425	If you Instagram it, I'll re-Tweet it.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2426	Bloody migrants! They don't even try to understand.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2427	Just another self-hating bird.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2428	I think we need to send him away to boarding school.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2429	I hate a free rider	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2430	Gary was always a plucky lark.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2431	Kurtz has gone rogue.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2432	She's a spy.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2433	Let's hope he's not a stool pigeon,	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2434	I thought he was confused, but he's a Democrat.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2435	Hey Tweet, we're over here!	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2436	It's better than his hand or the bush.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2437	So that's what the conservative branch looks like	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2438	It's the bluebird of political incorrectness.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2439	I'm too old for these Mockingbird X-Games.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2440	Johnny was always a maverick.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2441	That's true. But, they do have opposable thumbs.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2442	I said double dog dare, he HAD to do it.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2443	We must be in 'Portlandia.'	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2444	I bet this is the last time he plays truth or dare with us.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2445	Too bad, it's tails; he lost.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2446	Watch out, Farmer Brown is using the old decoy game again.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2447	He's never distracted by a tweet.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2448	Poor, nearsighted thing.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2449	He just loves messing with them!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2450	Shhh! it's Bernie and that bird hunting for delegates.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2451	Suck up.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2452	I think we need to have a talk with him. I don't like this new friend he's hanging out with.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2453	Keep watching, he's gonna sit on the guy's hat next!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2454	It all makes sense once you've met his wife.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2455	That's him, Elmers's stool pigeon.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2456	I thought heli-skiing would get it out of his system	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2457	That's absolutely brilliant! He found the safest place to be when a bird hunter is on the loose.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2458	You gotta give her credit...denial suites her	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2459	I heard that he got laid off at the coal mine	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2460	He sold us out for some grains and seeds.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2461	I'm not fond of guns, so I'll sit this one out.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2462	I guess it's like having eyes in the back of your head.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2463	That reminds me, I need to check my Twitter feed.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2464	Some type of young pigeon---a stoolie, I think.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2465	It's a plastic bird for NRA propaganda.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2466	Be assured: we will get a bang out of this!!!	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2467	These crazy kids nowadays. They call it a 'perch-in.'	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2468	How does that saying go?	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2469	Well that's one way to "flip him the bird."	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2470	It thinks he's Bernie.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2471	A pilot bird. They never go extinct.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2472	Wait? I thought a bird in the hand was worth two in the bush?" "Yea, but the guy walking his dog over there is a blind as a bat	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2473	Well, mother, not every thing can be taught.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2474	Your peep's been at those fermented berries again.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2475	Kids today!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2476	He's feeling confident after that Bernie event.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2477	That could be a cardinal sin	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2478	Clearly no flocking together with that one!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2479	He always was a problem child.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2480	That bird needs to bite the bird seed, not bite the bullet.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2481	Somehow... its a symbiotic relationship	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2482	I don't think he noticed us giving him the bird.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2483	I think it's a bird in hand...not "on gun."	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2484	She always goes for the bad boys	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2485	She forgot her selfie stick again.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2486	That hunter's really got game.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2487	Well, it's something to strive for...	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2488	Yeah, he likes to show off a lot, but is he a good provider?	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2489	Told you it was him - the bird in the hand.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2490	Looks Like Patti & Elmer had another fight.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2491	One, maybe two, more solid pecks and "Jackhammer Ralph" should have that front sight misaligned.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2492	The legend of Pistol Tweet.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2493	He really has her over the barrel now.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2494	Watch out, he's trying that old "bird in the hand" decoy again.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2495	The way he shoots it is the safest place to be	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2496	new gun control regulations	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2497	"Gee Marilyn isn't it lovely out during rabbit season!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2498	He's a member of the NRA.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2499	Apparently he just finished the first Chapter in Sun Tzu’s book, Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2500	I'm the luckiest man in the world...	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2501	Don't look now but I think we have a traitor." "Gee Carl, that's downright unpheasant.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2502	its ok he's heading for the high school	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2503	A bird on a gun is worth two in the bush?	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2504	She's an endangered species.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2505	He's been out there all day and still hasn't spotted him.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2506	He's Chinese, so he's reenacting Tiananmen square.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2507	He's always showing off.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2508	Boom Chica Boom.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2509	What is it about Bernie Sanders?	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2510	Say hello to my little friend.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2511	Ah, to be young and a dove.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2512	Let's stay in the bush.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2513	That how they got the indians, using one of our own.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2514	Riding shotgun is for the birds.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2515	She's doesn't give a shoot.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2516	Ever since the mine closed he was out of work.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2517	Petey always had a death wish.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2518	He must be from Portland.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2519	And that's how the expression "bird-brain" originated.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2520	Bill just doesn't get the idea of 'a good guy with a gun.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2521	I knew her yellow feathers spelt trouble.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2522	That's what I call playing hard to get.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2523	nope that decoy just ain't working	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2524	I think it's a chutzpahtridge.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2525	That bird is right up Lapierre's butt.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2526	We need cool hats.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2527	Must've been a double-dog dare.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2528	He lost the bet.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2529	Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2530	Obviously, we have our own Benedict Arnold!	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2531	Is this your first trip to Switzerland?	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2532	What does he think we are, Dodos?	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2533	I don't think Edward is clear on the concept of bird hunting.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2534	'Really hope her puberty is not getting any worse than this'	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2535	We always new he was rebellious, but this is ridiculous!	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2536	those two sure do have a strange relationship	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2537	The balls on that kid.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2538	The new NRA publicists are on to something.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2539	She's always been a little too left wing for my taste."	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2540	Junior can only find seasonal employment.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2541	He never could remember that it's spelled Quayle.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2542	He's a pretty good shot but his sense of awareness is poor.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2543	'I guess a bird in hand really isn't worth two in the bush.'	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2544	Looks like a Winchester Retweeter	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2545	He can keep walking if he thinks this makes us two in the bush.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2546	In general, a gun in any caption contest is not a good idea.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2547	He said he had no choice but to find extra work to pay for his Hamilton tickets.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2548	Now I see why they say "position's everything in life".	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2549	How does that saying go again?	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2550	Look whose singing praises about the 2nd amendment.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2551	He calls himself: Jack Sparrow.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2552	Not a sight and not a decoy. We got a hiker here.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2553	ReTWEET #birdonbarrel.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2554	I guess a bird on the rifle beats two in the bush!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2555	He needs a pointer dog!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2556	To tweet, or not to tweet...	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2557	He clearly thinks he's better than us two in the bush!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2558	I'm not sure what he's thinking	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2559	Let's just pretend she went to college.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2560	Another self-hating chickadee.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2561	We have a stool pigeon on our hands.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2562	It's the new Duck Dynasty decoy	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2563	He's a Bernie Sanders' groupie.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2564	He always challenged the system.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2565	This pretty much ends our reconciliation.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2566	He's farsighted	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2567	Loneliness makes strange bedfellows!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2568	Apparently, she's a daughter of a gun.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2569	Don't you think Tweet is taking this Second Amendment thing a bit too far?	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2570	We are safe, a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2571	He thinks he's a bird dog.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2572	Yup. Two in the bush. Definitely.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2573	He's worth as much as both of us put together.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2574	I wonder what Darwin would say about that?	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2575	He's such a showboater.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2576	Can you imagine getting paid to tweet?	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2577	First Bernie's podium, now some NRA guy...What does your nephew have against Hillary?	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2578	She's official bird of the NRA.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2579	I think that's Elmer Fudd, but I don't want to chance it so I'm staying put.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2580	Immunity for testifying against the bloodhound.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2581	It is and it isn't what it is.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2582	Looks like she's crossed over to the dark side.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2583	That's one 'double dare' I never thought he'd take!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2584	For such a pretty little thing, she sure knows how to rub it in.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2585	That Sanders bird has gone too far this time	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2586	I can't wait until we're out of season.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2587	He's going to have lot of fun tweeting about this.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2588	Apparently it's a performance art piece.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2589	Your mother hasn't been herself since you left. Probably just a bad case of empty nest syndrome.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2590	dont be oblivious to whats right in front of you	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2591	She's a peace activist.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2592	pack up all my cares and woe, here i go	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2593	I told her she needs glasses.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2594	I saw it on TV. It's Popeil's new vertically integrated hunting system: decoy and shotgun in one compact unit.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2595	He called it.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2596	I thought Elmer Fudd was just a myth.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2597	I prefer he sticks to Bernie rallies	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2598	"Your dad can be embarrassing sometimes. Especially when he lets his boyfriend play in the sandpit".	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2599	I follow her on Twitter, but I don't like her on Facebook.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2600	I cry fowl. He's using a decoy.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2601	I hear he's a retired guard from the prison holding El Chapo.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2602	What a cocky little cunt.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2603	Camouflage.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2604	He reminds me of your brother Carl. They say he tasted just like chicken.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2605	He doesn't think he needs eye glasses.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2606	I didn't think he'd take "know thine enemy" literally.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2607	I tried to tell him, statues don't walk through the forrest.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2608	The field guide says that's a predator usually found with a cuckoo bird.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2609	I don't have the heart to tell him it's not Bernie	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2610	He's got his back.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2611	She needs to stop falling for the first guy who cocks a finger at her.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2612	Wow. Ted was not lying when he said the hunter's eyesight was bad...	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2613	I think that's called a teacher's pet	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2614	Since coming out his nest egg has grown 200%	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2615	Oh, look! Elmer Fudd with Tweety-Bird.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2616	Yeah, you should have seen last years dummy, it looked like Trump!	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2617	I believe it's a yellow bellied Quisling.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2618	He's either a decoy or he's stupid.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2619	My father told me that in his day 'Mighty Hunter' meant something.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2620	He carries a gun, but I say, keep your eye on the birdie.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2621	He's just not that in to you	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2622	It looks like Tweety has joined the enemy as an observer.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2623	Robin actually convinced him to go vegan except for the occasional worm.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2624	Want to fly over and see if it's a decoy?	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2625	Now do you believe me dear? He's so not ready to go flying unsupervised...	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2626	Doesn't look like he'll be contributing to the gene pool	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2627	We assume his third genie wish will not have an ambiguous Twitter abbreviation.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2628	You have to assume that hunters in the dodo bird era were a tad sharper.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2629	What a sight.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2630	How many tweets could a twitter twit tweet if a twitter twit could tweet tweets?	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2631	Your son is acting up again.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2632	Jeez. And I thought Fudd didn't have a clue.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2633	The little twit also sings country western songs.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2634	Rockin Robin's gonna' rock tonight.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2635	Cousin Leroy's love of gun barrels will be the death of him yet!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2636	We're about to see if ,"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2637	So which one is the birdbrain?	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2638	Only invasive species will do that job.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2639	Looks like the NRA is trying to soften its image!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2640	I suppose a bird on the rifle is worth...	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2641	That's the bravest form of protest.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2642	I told you not to trust that bird.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2643	So much for flocking together.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2644	At least now we know who's the double agent!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2645	We taught her well about turning an enemy into a friend.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2646	He needs a better lookout!	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2647	No, you tell him NRA doesn't mean National Robin Association!	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2648	Playing it safe.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2649	He was always a bird brain.	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2650	They follow each other on Twitter, too.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2651	She take Emily Dickinson way too seriously.	1.1875	0.10078	16	13	3	0
2652	Look at our little son on a gun!	1.1875	0.13598	16	14	1	1
2653	I completely get it. Flying isn't as much fun as it used to be.	1.1852	0.07618	27	22	5	0
2654	The only way he'll ever use that gun is to pry it from her cold dead claws	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
2655	Bird 1: "There goes another gun-toting Trump supporter finally leaving the woods to attend a rally." Bird 2: "And there goes another tree-hugging Sanders supporter catching a free ride."	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
2656	You follow her tweets? They save she has been a life saver.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
2657	Look, the NFL was right to ban this kind of behavior. It's taunting, plain and simple.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
2658	Oh? Can you think of a safer place?	1.1818	0.18182	11	10	0	1
2659	I thought he wanted to go for a drive when he called shotgun.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
2660	He's always was saying "carpe diem!" but that just looks carpe dumb to me.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
2661	We're not safe until it is in his hand.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
2662	I hear the pension plan was too good to refuse	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
2663	He's had this Wild West fantasy to ride shotgun.	1.1786	0.10356	28	25	1	2
2664	OK, stop me if you have heard this one before.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2665	They met wintering in Florida.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2666	One of life's little ironies.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2667	He went vegan years ago, but he hasn't told his wife.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2668	It's like my father always says, 'stay close to your friends, stay closer to your enemies'.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2669	Bugs Bunny should show up any minute now.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2670	He called it first.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2671	Somehow, the marriage works.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2672	who would have thought he was worth two of us	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2673	I didn't believe he'd do it, but he was game after all.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2674	She's been a totally different bird since meeting Bernie Sanders.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2675	Well I guess it's better than being over a barrel.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2676	He learned that trick by watching Looney Toons.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2677	It's weird to see Saint Francis pandering for the rural vote	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2678	Watch out. It's a drone.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2679	Is this a trick?	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2680	How many of us is he worth?	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2681	Who said that the 2nd Amendment was for the birds-only?	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2682	You know, the extreme sports movement is getting out of hand.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2683	He seemed oblivious. Surely a bird on the gun was worth two on a branch.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2684	Hold on Bob... Who's on which team now?	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2685	I think he got it wrong.....it's a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2686	I think that's what's meant by 'Taking the cat bird seat.'	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2687	Lemme know when you spot the two that bullied you.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2688	Doesn't taste like chicken, and very bony. He's safe.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2689	Dumbest tweet. Ever.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2690	Do you think he's hunting wabbits too?	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2691	Milo's really giving the middle feather to that guy	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2692	Now that my friend is a real Constitutionalist!	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2693	There goes Bernie Sanders!	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2694	Watch out! He's a shill.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2695	Now there is a real moron	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2696	The last person she took out hunting was VP Cheney and we know how that turned out.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2697	Now is not the time to feed Junior!	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2698	Not the perch I would choose.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2699	Tweedle Dumb is such a risk taker,	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2700	How many times I have told Junior that's not a Tree!	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2701	Tweeting about this could definitely backfire.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2702	This month you get a free rifle with your Audubon Society membership.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2703	Is that the "little birdie" they are always talking about?	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2704	Please, no more Sylvia Plath at bedtime for Robbie, OK?	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2705	@hunters ananymous - little does he know.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2706	I can't believe he went to work for that guy.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2707	He must've called shotgun	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2708	I think his plan is to build a nest out of the mustache.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2709	He always needed to feel in control!	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2710	Classic size envy.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2711	Fred's been a little uppity since he found out that he was worth more than either of us.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2712	She's either a fool or a genius.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2713	Now that, is a stool pigeon.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2714	I never figured Ted would turn out to be the stoolpigeon.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2715	Hillary is still the safer choice.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2716	Seriously life does begin at the END of the comfort zone and the end is like half a inch long.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2717	Looks like Cherper sold out to the NRA	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2718	There goes Benedict Sparrow.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2719	He does know that Donald Duck fans and Donald Trump fans aren't the same, right	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2720	Decoy or scout?	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2721	For an extra twenty bucks he said he'd unload on our buddy's head	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2722	Only a mockingbird would have the nerve!	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2723	I knew we shouldn't have moved to Vermont.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2724	Got to tweet this to brother Bernie rel quick: NRA found his podium bird!	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2725	It's not a bird dog. It's a bird bird.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2726	I guess he's a brown-tufted Quisling.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2727	And as the young dove's parents looked on, they thought to themselves "it's just a phase."	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2728	Easy for him, it's not dove season.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2729	Bird dog bird	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2730	She supports the Second Amendment.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2731	The decoys are more original this year.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2732	Probably not worth 2 birds in a bush	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2733	We may found out now whether she's really worth the two of us combined.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2734	Robin wants to be the poster-bird for the 2nd Amendment	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2735	I always told Jim there's no such thing as a free ride.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2736	He likes to see the sights.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2737	Sure they did a great job capturing your likeness, but posing for hunting decoys seems like a morally-questionable way to start off your modeling career.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2738	Don't pull a Bernie unless it's Bernie.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2739	The rifle decoy, the nadir of capitalism.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2740	The foot of the candle is dark.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2741	Don't be fooled. It's a Pileated Gunsight.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2742	Such an air-head bird brain!	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2743	Cocky renegade	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2744	I heard he's worth as much as both of us combined.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2745	Apparently, he is a French pigeon.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2746	You know, he has been incorrigible ever since we let him hang with those showoff eagles up the tree.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2747	What's a cute little chick like her doing with a jerk like him?	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2748	If you can't fight 'em, join 'em.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2749	Don't worry, it's just an NRA scarecrow.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2750	Two pheasants watch with trepidation from the bush while a brazen songbird mocks proverbial fate.	1.1765	0.12820	17	15	1	1
2751	Dave, have you seen a better analogy for this year's election?	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2752	Either he's one of those trained 'rear guard' birds or he can't stand looking at that stupid hat.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2753	You're right -- that's no pigeon and that ain't no stool, but ...	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2754	He's dumber than Elmer Fudd.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2755	Then it's true. Our own son has been radicalized!	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2756	Ever since Larry got that modeling gig at Twitter, he thinks he's invincible.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2757	A swift, he's not.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2758	He certainly isn't helping to continue our species population.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2759	Total frat move but I'm impressed!	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2760	The rifle's a bluff. He only hunts for worms.	1.1765	0.09531	17	14	3	0
2761	Here we are as pheasants held down by the man and yet he, a partridge, sits with him nearly equal. Just ain't right.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
2762	I didn't think that even Beekie would take the challenge...I had to use a triple-dog-dare-you.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
2763	They got him doing background checks.	1.1667	0.12127	18	16	1	1
2764	He's trying the Looney Tunes approach to not getting shot.	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2765	Looks like junior heard us talking about how much we enjoy barrel tasting!	1.1667	0.12127	18	16	1	1
2766	He is getting too smart for his own good , that boy of yours !	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2767	He scared Donald Trump at Rally. He thinks he's invincible now.	1.1667	0.12127	18	16	1	1
2768	What season is it right now?	1.1667	0.09829	24	21	2	1
2769	It's too bad, he's got her over a barrel.	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2770	Do you think they know about each other?	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2771	She's our old style early warning system.	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2772	Shhh ... be quiet,it looks like a stool pigeon to me.	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2773	She's a firm believer in gun patrol.	1.1667	0.12127	18	16	1	1
2774	Don't worry they'll get him in tax season.	1.1667	0.12127	18	16	1	1
2775	He just wants to make sure there're no dogs in sight.	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2776	It's not that surprising. Robins always have had strong feelings about the the right to perch arms.	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2777	I see he got a new scaup.	1.1667	0.12127	18	16	1	1
2778	That's reckless." "Why? It's not like he's going to get shot.	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2779	Definte drone.	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2780	He wasn't like this before those jays moved into the neighborhood.	1.1667	0.12127	18	16	1	1
2781	Don't worry, he's hunting wabbits.	1.1667	0.07771	24	20	4	0
2782	A bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush.	1.1667	0.12127	18	16	1	1
2783	Of course it's deadly, but it makes a great mobile perch!	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2784	That probably will work better than our lame camouflage plumage.	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2785	'Junior might be getting over confident"	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2786	Now that's a Robin with big kahuna's!	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2787	I don't know how this duel is going to end	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2788	Let's hope he is half blind, and not a traitor.	1.1667	0.09829	24	21	2	1
2789	Cool front sight on his gun!	1.1667	0.12127	18	16	1	1
2790	Where is the gun lobby going?	1.1667	0.16667	12	11	0	1
2791	the mole is a bird.	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2792	Did that bunting take up hunting?	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2793	Well, Jay always said "The best defense is a shotgun offense."	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2794	I dared him to do it.	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2795	I'm afraid that Jim has grown tired of seed.	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2796	Looks like our son, Dan Quail, is standing firm.	1.1667	0.11237	12	10	2	0
2797	Tweety Tweety Bang Bang.	1.1667	0.12127	18	16	1	1
2798	And we're back, bringing you live coverage of the Avian X Games where the European Greenfinch has just stuck the landing!	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2799	Going forward, let's not hang out with Mike anymore.	1.1667	0.16667	12	11	0	1
2800	I'm not following his tweets.	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2801	What a traitor.	1.1667	0.12127	18	16	1	1
2802	How many do you think he's worth?	1.1667	0.11237	12	10	2	0
2803	Are you tweeting this?	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2804	It's OK, he must be hunting dogs.	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2805	Collaborator!	1.1667	0.09039	18	15	3	0
2806	I knew he was a different kind of bird, but never a Turncoat.	1.1600	0.07483	25	21	4	0

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