Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
He's pro-gun, but I like his stance on migration. |
1.9148 |
0.06023 |
176 |
64 |
63 |
49 |
1 |
Now that's what I call riding shotgun |
1.9062 |
0.06065 |
160 |
55 |
65 |
40 |
2 |
We might be empty nesters sooner than we thought. |
1.8811 |
0.06393 |
143 |
51 |
58 |
34 |
3 |
It must be great to be endangered. |
1.8790 |
0.06843 |
157 |
68 |
40 |
49 |
4 |
Mockingbird, pretty sure. |
1.8684 |
0.06646 |
152 |
62 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
This gives a whole new meaning to "riding shotgun." |
1.8658 |
0.06220 |
149 |
54 |
61 |
34 |
6 |
Yes, but it's that self-destructive personality that makes his songs so memorable. |
1.8652 |
0.06540 |
141 |
53 |
54 |
34 |
7 |
Does this make us bad parents? |
1.8364 |
0.07806 |
110 |
47 |
34 |
29 |
8 |
It must be nice to be on the endangered species list. |
1.8268 |
0.07424 |
127 |
57 |
35 |
35 |
9 |
Dave hasn't been himself since flying into that window. |
1.8208 |
0.07317 |
106 |
41 |
43 |
22 |
10 |
Did she always take this position on guns? |
1.8151 |
0.07057 |
119 |
48 |
45 |
26 |
11 |
He always liked to ride shotgun. |
1.8091 |
0.07475 |
110 |
46 |
39 |
25 |
12 |
I'm really OK with being "the two in the bush". |
1.7917 |
0.08366 |
96 |
44 |
28 |
24 |
13 |
Kevin is so cocky when he's out of season. |
1.7857 |
0.09736 |
70 |
32 |
21 |
17 |
14 |
Well that's a mocking bird for ya. |
1.7802 |
0.08387 |
91 |
41 |
29 |
21 |
15 |
Someone really should explain to Larry what "riding shotgun" means. |
1.7800 |
0.07730 |
100 |
43 |
36 |
21 |
16 |
It took us years to get somebody in the inside. |
1.7755 |
0.08015 |
98 |
44 |
32 |
22 |
17 |
We may not have covered every single thing before pushing him out of the nest.. |
1.7692 |
0.07342 |
91 |
35 |
42 |
14 |
18 |
Wow, that Brass Balled Warbler really lives up to its name. |
1.7684 |
0.08122 |
95 |
43 |
31 |
21 |
19 |
He says it's a better adrenaline rush than high-voltage power lines. |
1.7684 |
0.07550 |
95 |
39 |
39 |
17 |
20 |
I don't think he understood when you said he could ride shotgun. |
1.7582 |
0.08020 |
91 |
40 |
33 |
18 |
21 |
Sweetie, we might be empty nesters sooner than we thought. |
1.7558 |
0.07922 |
86 |
36 |
35 |
15 |
22 |
I could be brave, too if I were out of season. |
1.7556 |
0.07629 |
90 |
37 |
38 |
15 |
23 |
You never know who you'll get when you call for an Uber ride. |
1.7556 |
0.07950 |
90 |
39 |
34 |
17 |
24 |
I'm pretty sure that's a Mockingbird. |
1.7470 |
0.09045 |
83 |
41 |
22 |
20 |
25 |
His protected species request must have been approved. |
1.7467 |
0.07615 |
75 |
28 |
38 |
9 |
26 |
She's taking a little too much advantage of her endangered species status, don't you think? |
1.7442 |
0.08782 |
86 |
42 |
24 |
20 |
27 |
There he goes again, jumping the gun. |
1.7429 |
0.08558 |
70 |
29 |
30 |
11 |
28 |
If I were a protected species, I would show off too. |
1.7342 |
0.09135 |
79 |
39 |
22 |
18 |
29 |
I'm starting to think he's not college material. |
1.7333 |
0.09762 |
60 |
27 |
22 |
11 |
30 |
Remember Son: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." |
1.7264 |
0.07160 |
106 |
47 |
41 |
18 |
31 |
He's not brave. It's deer season. |
1.7260 |
0.08994 |
73 |
34 |
25 |
14 |
32 |
Well, look who's going all Second Amendment on us. |
1.7260 |
0.08780 |
73 |
33 |
27 |
13 |
33 |
I’m not one to interfere with natural selection. |
1.7231 |
0.09433 |
65 |
30 |
23 |
12 |
34 |
Riding shotgun again! |
1.7231 |
0.10402 |
65 |
34 |
15 |
16 |
35 |
Cuckoo maybe, but he's definitely not a chicken. |
1.7222 |
0.08895 |
72 |
33 |
26 |
13 |
36 |
She's one of our embedded journalists... |
1.7200 |
0.08396 |
75 |
33 |
30 |
12 |
37 |
When I was young, we sat on phone lines and waited for a freshly washed car. |
1.7164 |
0.09701 |
67 |
33 |
20 |
14 |
38 |
I gotta tweet this. |
1.7123 |
0.09452 |
73 |
37 |
20 |
16 |
39 |
Uh oh, looks like Helen is off her meds. |
1.7101 |
0.08784 |
69 |
31 |
27 |
11 |
40 |
This is why we're endangered. |
1.7097 |
0.10125 |
62 |
31 |
18 |
13 |
41 |
I've warned him it can be dangerous riding shotgun. |
1.7083 |
0.09369 |
72 |
36 |
21 |
15 |
42 |
Wow! A Nonetoo Swift. You understandably don't see many of those. |
1.7083 |
0.09976 |
72 |
39 |
15 |
18 |
43 |
It looks like Frankie's lasik didn't go well |
1.7059 |
0.09840 |
68 |
35 |
18 |
15 |
44 |
I'm glad we're the two in the bush. |
1.7049 |
0.10012 |
61 |
30 |
19 |
12 |
45 |
She's cute, Bob. You should just go over and talk to her. What's the worst that could happen? |
1.7015 |
0.10203 |
67 |
36 |
15 |
16 |
46 |
That's what we get for homeschooling. |
1.7015 |
0.09274 |
67 |
32 |
23 |
12 |
47 |
Canaries are brave. Not very bright, but brave. |
1.7000 |
0.10442 |
60 |
31 |
16 |
13 |
48 |
He always rides shotgun when he travels |
1.7000 |
0.08787 |
80 |
40 |
24 |
16 |
49 |
Stockholm Syndrome |
1.6984 |
0.09229 |
63 |
29 |
24 |
10 |
50 |
Now THAT'S a mocking-bird. |
1.6974 |
0.07497 |
76 |
31 |
37 |
8 |
51 |
It's called riding shotgun. |
1.6970 |
0.10120 |
66 |
35 |
16 |
15 |
52 |
Why is it always our kid? |
1.6923 |
0.10825 |
52 |
26 |
16 |
10 |
53 |
He's compensating for a small beak. |
1.6901 |
0.08650 |
71 |
33 |
27 |
11 |
54 |
Teenagers. They think they're invincible. |
1.6825 |
0.08414 |
63 |
27 |
29 |
7 |
55 |
Dumb and dumber. |
1.6780 |
0.10382 |
59 |
31 |
16 |
12 |
56 |
Those protected species are such smart-asses. |
1.6757 |
0.09448 |
74 |
40 |
18 |
16 |
57 |
It's called "riding shotgun" and it's a lot safer than it looks. |
1.6721 |
0.10381 |
61 |
33 |
15 |
13 |
58 |
I guess we do have tiny brains. |
1.6719 |
0.09722 |
64 |
33 |
19 |
12 |
59 |
You have to admire his stance on gun control. |
1.6667 |
0.11215 |
54 |
30 |
12 |
12 |
60 |
We need to work on his landings. |
1.6667 |
0.10899 |
54 |
29 |
14 |
11 |
61 |
Kids are calling it 'rifling'; say it's a real rush |
1.6613 |
0.10270 |
62 |
34 |
15 |
13 |
62 |
It's my wife's idiot nephew. |
1.6610 |
0.09853 |
59 |
30 |
19 |
10 |
63 |
Sure gives new meaning to "riding shotgun". |
1.6604 |
0.10059 |
53 |
26 |
19 |
8 |
64 |
He is . . . The Most Interesting Bird in the World. |
1.6557 |
0.09886 |
61 |
32 |
18 |
11 |
65 |
We have to get him out of there. Send him a Tweet. |
1.6557 |
0.10159 |
61 |
33 |
16 |
12 |
66 |
I think we can stop worrying about his college fund. |
1.6545 |
0.10451 |
55 |
29 |
16 |
10 |
67 |
These kids today with their extreme sports. |
1.6538 |
0.10595 |
52 |
27 |
16 |
9 |
68 |
It beats working in the mines. |
1.6538 |
0.09857 |
52 |
25 |
20 |
7 |
69 |
Studies show that it's safer than flying. |
1.6500 |
0.09152 |
60 |
29 |
23 |
8 |
70 |
Well we always told him to keep his friends close and his enemies closer. |
1.6481 |
0.09589 |
54 |
26 |
21 |
7 |
71 |
He’s a mockingbird |
1.6481 |
0.10626 |
54 |
29 |
15 |
10 |
72 |
Looks like Stockholm syndrome to me |
1.6481 |
0.10626 |
54 |
29 |
15 |
10 |
73 |
I can't wait to tweet about this. |
1.6471 |
0.10783 |
51 |
27 |
15 |
9 |
74 |
I think we need to get ourselves a new lookout... |
1.6471 |
0.10783 |
51 |
27 |
15 |
9 |
75 |
It's bold, it's daring, and it just might work. |
1.6458 |
0.10092 |
48 |
23 |
19 |
6 |
76 |
Two clear cases of A.D.D. |
1.6429 |
0.10329 |
56 |
30 |
16 |
10 |
77 |
He's left the nest. It's not our place to criticize his choice of friends. |
1.6429 |
0.10329 |
56 |
30 |
16 |
10 |
78 |
I bet he thinks he's worth two of us. |
1.6429 |
0.12203 |
42 |
23 |
11 |
8 |
79 |
He's game, I'll give him that. |
1.6429 |
0.10638 |
56 |
31 |
14 |
11 |
80 |
A clear case of Stockholm syndrome. |
1.6415 |
0.11138 |
53 |
30 |
12 |
11 |
81 |
"I know he is on the endangered list, but he doesn't have to be pompous about it". |
1.6400 |
0.10598 |
50 |
26 |
16 |
8 |
82 |
I remember when ridin' shotgun was all that mattered. |
1.6389 |
0.12053 |
36 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
83 |
I wonder which bird-brain will turn around first... |
1.6383 |
0.11552 |
47 |
26 |
12 |
9 |
84 |
She does all her own stunts. |
1.6346 |
0.10646 |
52 |
28 |
15 |
9 |
85 |
It's always the last place you think to look. |
1.6346 |
0.11332 |
52 |
30 |
11 |
11 |
86 |
I admire Steve for taking a stand on guns. |
1.6346 |
0.10646 |
52 |
28 |
15 |
9 |
87 |
He better not tweet about this. |
1.6327 |
0.11178 |
49 |
27 |
13 |
9 |
88 |
Well that explains the fancy birdhouse and expensive suet. |
1.6327 |
0.10389 |
49 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
89 |
Okay, now poop on it or the bet is off! |
1.6316 |
0.10805 |
57 |
33 |
12 |
12 |
90 |
Looks like he's got a chirp on his shoulder. |
1.6296 |
0.10671 |
54 |
30 |
14 |
10 |
91 |
I hate how he insists on riding shotgun all of the time |
1.6296 |
0.10339 |
54 |
29 |
16 |
9 |
92 |
I'm content being one of two in the bush. |
1.6296 |
0.10339 |
54 |
29 |
16 |
9 |
93 |
One thing's for sure, he's no chicken. |
1.6275 |
0.07902 |
51 |
21 |
28 |
2 |
94 |
He's been insufferable ever since he found out nobody hunts robins. |
1.6275 |
0.10464 |
51 |
27 |
16 |
8 |
95 |
Look ! He's riding shotgun! |
1.6275 |
0.10464 |
51 |
27 |
16 |
8 |
96 |
Don't you just love deer season. |
1.6275 |
0.10832 |
51 |
28 |
14 |
9 |
97 |
I think he’s about to send his last tweet. |
1.6226 |
0.09797 |
53 |
27 |
19 |
7 |
98 |
We're harder to shoot once you get to know us. |
1.6226 |
0.10851 |
53 |
30 |
13 |
10 |
99 |
Someone should tell him hitchhiking is dangerous |
1.6226 |
0.09797 |
53 |
27 |
19 |
7 |
100 |
Robin will be OK - it's Dick Cheney. |
1.6226 |
0.10512 |
53 |
29 |
15 |
9 |
101 |
Technically, that is the safest place to be... |
1.6226 |
0.10161 |
53 |
28 |
17 |
8 |
102 |
Holy Stockholm Syndrome, Robin!! |
1.6226 |
0.10851 |
53 |
30 |
13 |
10 |
103 |
It's his poise that I admire. |
1.6222 |
0.10678 |
45 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
104 |
Everyone will be tweeting about this. |
1.6170 |
0.11197 |
47 |
26 |
13 |
8 |
105 |
There's a fool on both ends of that gun. |
1.6170 |
0.11995 |
47 |
28 |
9 |
10 |
106 |
You're right. Stockholm Syndrome. |
1.6154 |
0.08751 |
52 |
24 |
24 |
4 |
107 |
He always was a strange bird. |
1.6154 |
0.09960 |
52 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
108 |
Who's that chick riding shotgun? |
1.6154 |
0.11037 |
52 |
30 |
12 |
10 |
109 |
You have to love mocking birds |
1.6154 |
0.09574 |
52 |
26 |
20 |
6 |
110 |
That's not what I meant by 'Keep your enemies close.' |
1.6140 |
0.10246 |
57 |
32 |
15 |
10 |
111 |
He's getting seed money from the NRA. |
1.6136 |
0.12682 |
44 |
27 |
7 |
10 |
112 |
Yeah, he always has to ride shotgun. |
1.6136 |
0.10889 |
44 |
23 |
15 |
6 |
113 |
I always say, a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. |
1.6087 |
0.15061 |
23 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
114 |
Protected Species |
1.6078 |
0.10508 |
51 |
28 |
15 |
8 |
115 |
Guess he couldn't afford a bird dog. |
1.6042 |
0.10627 |
48 |
26 |
15 |
7 |
116 |
First the bungee jumping, now this! |
1.6038 |
0.09839 |
53 |
28 |
18 |
7 |
117 |
It's OK. He's a service animal. |
1.6000 |
0.11780 |
50 |
31 |
8 |
11 |
118 |
He did call shotgun. |
1.6000 |
0.10731 |
45 |
24 |
15 |
6 |
119 |
I thought you called Shotgun. |
1.6000 |
0.11780 |
50 |
31 |
8 |
11 |
120 |
It's time we face facts. Our son is an adrenalin junkie. |
1.6000 |
0.09476 |
50 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
121 |
Pretty safe spot if you think about it. |
1.5962 |
0.11073 |
52 |
31 |
11 |
10 |
122 |
He flew into the same window four times yesterday. |
1.5962 |
0.10000 |
52 |
28 |
17 |
7 |
123 |
I don't know which one is more oblivious to their surroundings. |
1.5957 |
0.10386 |
47 |
25 |
16 |
6 |
124 |
I just hope riding shotgun doesn’t backfire on him. |
1.5957 |
0.11241 |
47 |
27 |
12 |
8 |
125 |
Sure, he's endangered, but he's also a jerk. |
1.5957 |
0.10822 |
47 |
26 |
14 |
7 |
126 |
That's cukoo. |
1.5952 |
0.10809 |
42 |
22 |
15 |
5 |
127 |
There's brave, and then there's stupid. |
1.5926 |
0.10414 |
54 |
31 |
14 |
9 |
128 |
Adrenaline junkie. |
1.5918 |
0.10067 |
49 |
26 |
17 |
6 |
129 |
With Uber, you just never know. |
1.5918 |
0.10481 |
49 |
27 |
15 |
7 |
130 |
It was on his bucket list. |
1.5918 |
0.10481 |
49 |
27 |
15 |
7 |
131 |
By the looks of things his aversion therapy is going very well. |
1.5909 |
0.10444 |
44 |
23 |
16 |
5 |
132 |
He keeps tweeting about the second amendment.. |
1.5909 |
0.11865 |
44 |
26 |
10 |
8 |
133 |
That my fine feathered friend is a Mocking bird. |
1.5909 |
0.12303 |
44 |
27 |
8 |
9 |
134 |
Of which bird brain are you speaking? |
1.5909 |
0.10938 |
44 |
24 |
14 |
6 |
135 |
Brave? You bet... at night he works a second job in the coal mine! |
1.5909 |
0.10444 |
44 |
23 |
16 |
5 |
136 |
Well, he did call riding shotgun. |
1.5909 |
0.11411 |
44 |
25 |
12 |
7 |
137 |
I didn't realize that 'riding shotgun' was an actual thing. |
1.5909 |
0.11411 |
44 |
25 |
12 |
7 |
138 |
Gotta hand it to Larry, this is gonna be an awesome selfie. |
1.5909 |
0.10938 |
44 |
24 |
14 |
6 |
139 |
Remember to keep your friends close but your enemies closer. |
1.5909 |
0.11411 |
44 |
25 |
12 |
7 |
140 |
Ten more seconds on that thing and we have a new champion. |
1.5893 |
0.09796 |
56 |
31 |
17 |
8 |
141 |
I'd say they're both endangered species. |
1.5882 |
0.08947 |
68 |
38 |
20 |
10 |
142 |
Jeez, always has to ride shotgun. |
1.5870 |
0.11867 |
46 |
28 |
9 |
9 |
143 |
No way he's worth two of us. |
1.5854 |
0.12085 |
41 |
24 |
10 |
7 |
144 |
It's more of a political statement. |
1.5854 |
0.11030 |
41 |
22 |
14 |
5 |
145 |
He used to work in a coal mine. |
1.5833 |
0.10666 |
48 |
27 |
14 |
7 |
146 |
The kids are playing chicken again. |
1.5833 |
0.10666 |
48 |
27 |
14 |
7 |
147 |
He's been tweeting about it all morning. |
1.5833 |
0.10242 |
48 |
26 |
16 |
6 |
148 |
He loves riding shotgun. |
1.5833 |
0.10666 |
48 |
27 |
14 |
7 |
149 |
The sparrows call that "riding shotgun". |
1.5814 |
0.11153 |
43 |
24 |
13 |
6 |
150 |
Her mother was the same way. Anything for attention. |
1.5814 |
0.11639 |
43 |
25 |
11 |
7 |
151 |
He's riding shotgun again! |
1.5814 |
0.12988 |
43 |
28 |
5 |
10 |
152 |
Which one of us should tell him that's not a branch? |
1.5800 |
0.10337 |
50 |
28 |
15 |
7 |
153 |
That's the Bluebird of Haplessness. |
1.5778 |
0.12098 |
45 |
28 |
8 |
9 |
154 |
Riding shotgun? |
1.5778 |
0.10773 |
45 |
25 |
14 |
6 |
155 |
I see this friendship ending badly. |
1.5778 |
0.11232 |
45 |
26 |
12 |
7 |
156 |
If you think about it, that's really the safest place to be. |
1.5778 |
0.11232 |
45 |
26 |
12 |
7 |
157 |
This ought to be good. I told him he's a protected species, but he completely isn't. |
1.5778 |
0.11673 |
45 |
27 |
10 |
8 |
158 |
Where did we go wrong, Dear? |
1.5758 |
0.14454 |
33 |
21 |
5 |
7 |
159 |
He'll be tweeting about this all week. |
1.5750 |
0.11815 |
40 |
23 |
11 |
6 |
160 |
Well, you did tell him to "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" |
1.5750 |
0.10674 |
40 |
21 |
15 |
4 |
161 |
We pushed him out of the nest too early. |
1.5745 |
0.10423 |
47 |
26 |
15 |
6 |
162 |
If he's smart, he'll wait before he tweets about this. |
1.5745 |
0.10858 |
47 |
27 |
13 |
7 |
163 |
Larry likes to live on the edge. |
1.5745 |
0.10858 |
47 |
27 |
13 |
7 |
164 |
He only chirps when the guy backs up. |
1.5745 |
0.10858 |
47 |
27 |
13 |
7 |
165 |
Hide in plain sight always works |
1.5745 |
0.11276 |
47 |
28 |
11 |
8 |
166 |
He's about to send his last tweet. |
1.5745 |
0.09494 |
47 |
24 |
19 |
4 |
167 |
Quiet, he's still looking for two in the bush. |
1.5745 |
0.11276 |
47 |
28 |
11 |
8 |
168 |
They call him the gun whisperer. |
1.5714 |
0.11876 |
42 |
25 |
10 |
7 |
169 |
Branch Recognition was never Sam's strong subject in school. |
1.5714 |
0.11376 |
42 |
24 |
12 |
6 |
170 |
Chuck is a mockingbird's mockingbird. |
1.5714 |
0.11376 |
42 |
24 |
12 |
6 |
171 |
He’s weak at camouflage but surprisingly strong on the Second Amendment. |
1.5714 |
0.13772 |
35 |
22 |
6 |
7 |
172 |
He called shotgun. |
1.5714 |
0.12816 |
42 |
27 |
6 |
9 |
173 |
He can’t help it—he’s a little cuckoo. |
1.5714 |
0.12816 |
42 |
27 |
6 |
9 |
174 |
Is one on the barrel worth two in the bush? |
1.5714 |
0.13148 |
35 |
21 |
8 |
6 |
175 |
Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer. |
1.5714 |
0.09671 |
49 |
26 |
18 |
5 |
176 |
His NRA membership is clearly paying off. |
1.5714 |
0.10911 |
49 |
29 |
12 |
8 |
177 |
I'm telling you, Larry's got Stockholm Syndrome. |
1.5714 |
0.11876 |
42 |
25 |
10 |
7 |
178 |
Remind me to unfriend her when we get back to the nest. |
1.5714 |
0.11376 |
42 |
24 |
12 |
6 |
179 |
This is even more irresponsible than his catsurfing. |
1.5690 |
0.09561 |
58 |
33 |
17 |
8 |
180 |
I dare you to yell "PULL." |
1.5682 |
0.10976 |
44 |
25 |
13 |
6 |
181 |
You gotta give her credit – it’s the safest place to be. |
1.5682 |
0.10976 |
44 |
25 |
13 |
6 |
182 |
The hunter thing is a total chick magnet |
1.5682 |
0.11448 |
44 |
26 |
11 |
7 |
183 |
An NRA membership does have its benefits. |
1.5682 |
0.10484 |
44 |
24 |
15 |
5 |
184 |
He's been live tweeting the hunter's movements all morning. |
1.5682 |
0.10976 |
44 |
25 |
13 |
6 |
185 |
What kind of idiot pigeons would name their kid "Clay"? |
1.5625 |
0.10274 |
48 |
27 |
15 |
6 |
186 |
Now are you convinced our son is on drugs? |
1.5625 |
0.11496 |
48 |
30 |
9 |
9 |
187 |
Wait til you see his dismount! |
1.5610 |
0.11070 |
41 |
23 |
13 |
5 |
188 |
We should Tweet about this. |
1.5610 |
0.11608 |
41 |
24 |
11 |
6 |
189 |
Not the best lookout we've ever had. |
1.5610 |
0.11070 |
41 |
23 |
13 |
5 |
190 |
That chick has balls. |
1.5610 |
0.12615 |
41 |
26 |
7 |
8 |
191 |
Hiding in plain sight... why didn't we think of that? |
1.5588 |
0.12083 |
34 |
19 |
11 |
4 |
192 |
We should be tweeting this. |
1.5588 |
0.12083 |
34 |
19 |
11 |
4 |
193 |
I’ve heard you should keep friends close and enemies closer, but that seems a bit extreme. |
1.5588 |
0.12083 |
34 |
19 |
11 |
4 |
194 |
It's actually ingenious if you think about it |
1.5581 |
0.10150 |
43 |
23 |
16 |
4 |
195 |
No, I don't have a bucket list. You? |
1.5581 |
0.11188 |
43 |
25 |
12 |
6 |
196 |
Looks like someone really did give him the bird. |
1.5581 |
0.11672 |
43 |
26 |
10 |
7 |
197 |
Oh to be young again. |
1.5581 |
0.11188 |
43 |
25 |
12 |
6 |
198 |
Geez Harriet. I told you you weren't spending enough time on that egg. |
1.5581 |
0.11672 |
43 |
26 |
10 |
7 |
199 |
Youngsters today...always pushing the boundaries! |
1.5581 |
0.11188 |
43 |
25 |
12 |
6 |
200 |
I believe our child is turning into an adrenaline junkie. |
1.5581 |
0.11672 |
43 |
26 |
10 |
7 |
201 |
There goes Tweetle Dee and Tweetle Dumb. |
1.5581 |
0.11672 |
43 |
26 |
10 |
7 |
202 |
I think we're ok. |
1.5581 |
0.10681 |
43 |
24 |
14 |
5 |
203 |
I think we can cancel his college fund. |
1.5581 |
0.10681 |
43 |
24 |
14 |
5 |
204 |
He knows, right? He has to know. |
1.5581 |
0.09589 |
43 |
22 |
18 |
3 |
205 |
He's taken "riding shotgun" to a new level. |
1.5577 |
0.09278 |
52 |
28 |
19 |
5 |
206 |
I told him, "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer." |
1.5556 |
0.12244 |
36 |
21 |
10 |
5 |
207 |
I've heard ' Keep your enemy close ' was the enemy's idea. |
1.5556 |
0.10870 |
36 |
19 |
14 |
3 |
208 |
You just know he's going to tweet about this. |
1.5556 |
0.12244 |
36 |
21 |
10 |
5 |
209 |
Bye-bye birdie. |
1.5556 |
0.11701 |
45 |
28 |
9 |
8 |
210 |
Ted's our best intelligence guy; tweets from behind enemy lines. |
1.5556 |
0.10326 |
45 |
25 |
15 |
5 |
211 |
Well, you shouldn't have told him he can ride shotgun. |
1.5556 |
0.14055 |
36 |
24 |
4 |
8 |
212 |
I don't expect many more tweets from him. |
1.5556 |
0.10870 |
36 |
19 |
14 |
3 |
213 |
Old dude with his sights set on a young chick. |
1.5541 |
0.08847 |
74 |
45 |
17 |
12 |
214 |
It’s amazing anyone survives adolescence. |
1.5526 |
0.11123 |
38 |
21 |
13 |
4 |
215 |
He gets this from your side of the family. |
1.5526 |
0.11123 |
38 |
21 |
13 |
4 |
216 |
He's not from our branch of the family. |
1.5500 |
0.10712 |
40 |
22 |
14 |
4 |
217 |
Look at the pecker on that one. |
1.5500 |
0.12885 |
40 |
26 |
6 |
8 |
218 |
She always rides shotgun. |
1.5476 |
0.11407 |
42 |
25 |
11 |
6 |
219 |
I blame the video games. |
1.5476 |
0.10886 |
42 |
24 |
13 |
5 |
220 |
It was a triple dog dare. |
1.5476 |
0.11905 |
42 |
26 |
9 |
7 |
221 |
Now mother, we have to let him make his own mistakes. |
1.5476 |
0.10886 |
42 |
24 |
13 |
5 |
222 |
Keep your friends close, your enemy closer. |
1.5476 |
0.11407 |
42 |
25 |
11 |
6 |
223 |
Perhaps a few more days in the shell would have helped. |
1.5476 |
0.10886 |
42 |
24 |
13 |
5 |
224 |
They've agreed to disagree. |
1.5476 |
0.10886 |
42 |
24 |
13 |
5 |
225 |
Now I kinda wish he had taken 'truth' instead of 'dare.' |
1.5455 |
0.09997 |
44 |
24 |
16 |
4 |
226 |
Claimed they tweeted a few times and one thing led to another... |
1.5429 |
0.13184 |
35 |
22 |
7 |
6 |
227 |
Location. Location. Location. |
1.5429 |
0.12531 |
35 |
21 |
9 |
5 |
228 |
Seems like he's everywhere now after that Bernie Sanders podium thing. |
1.5429 |
0.13807 |
35 |
23 |
5 |
7 |
229 |
No wonder they're called mockingbirds. |
1.5405 |
0.12613 |
37 |
23 |
8 |
6 |
230 |
I love deer season. |
1.5405 |
0.11360 |
37 |
21 |
12 |
4 |
231 |
Where have we failed? |
1.5405 |
0.11360 |
37 |
21 |
12 |
4 |
232 |
I agree, she's a babe, but I'm not going out there. |
1.5405 |
0.12003 |
37 |
22 |
10 |
5 |
233 |
He's calling the shots now. |
1.5405 |
0.10679 |
37 |
20 |
14 |
3 |
234 |
Yep, I taught him how to ride shotgun all right. |
1.5405 |
0.11360 |
37 |
21 |
12 |
4 |
235 |
He started off as a bad egg. |
1.5405 |
0.09951 |
37 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
236 |
Do YOU want to tell him what "riding shotgun" really means? |
1.5405 |
0.13194 |
37 |
24 |
6 |
7 |
237 |
Next time I get to ride shotgun. |
1.5405 |
0.13752 |
37 |
25 |
4 |
8 |
238 |
He's your son, you go get him! |
1.5385 |
0.12098 |
39 |
24 |
9 |
6 |
239 |
If you're not going to tweet about this, I am. |
1.5385 |
0.11527 |
39 |
23 |
11 |
5 |
240 |
I tell you, they both need glasses. |
1.5385 |
0.12098 |
39 |
24 |
9 |
6 |
241 |
Great, now we'll get a thousand tweets telling us what an idiot he is. |
1.5385 |
0.12644 |
39 |
25 |
7 |
7 |
242 |
That boy ain't right... |
1.5385 |
0.12098 |
39 |
24 |
9 |
6 |
243 |
Now dare him to take his hat. |
1.5385 |
0.10290 |
39 |
21 |
15 |
3 |
244 |
That is living on the edge |
1.5385 |
0.10926 |
39 |
22 |
13 |
4 |
245 |
I think he's right, it's safer than flying. |
1.5385 |
0.10926 |
39 |
22 |
13 |
4 |
246 |
Maybe we should get an NRA membership too. |
1.5366 |
0.11097 |
41 |
24 |
12 |
5 |
247 |
Damn, I bet him 50 bucks he wouldn't do it. |
1.5366 |
0.12146 |
41 |
26 |
8 |
7 |
248 |
He's working to change things from the inside. |
1.5366 |
0.11097 |
41 |
24 |
12 |
5 |
249 |
It's gonna be a bird bath. |
1.5366 |
0.13112 |
41 |
28 |
4 |
9 |
250 |
She keeps her friends close, but her enemies closer. |
1.5366 |
0.10533 |
41 |
23 |
14 |
4 |
251 |
When I told him to ride shotgun, this isn't exactly what I meant. |
1.5366 |
0.12146 |
41 |
26 |
8 |
7 |
252 |
I'm pretty sure that's a yellow-bellied ass kisser. |
1.5349 |
0.12158 |
43 |
28 |
7 |
8 |
253 |
He's had chutzpah since he was an egg |
1.5312 |
0.12688 |
32 |
19 |
9 |
4 |
254 |
Ralphie should know that riding shotgun is not cool. |
1.5294 |
0.13507 |
34 |
22 |
6 |
6 |
255 |
He's always been a right winger |
1.5294 |
0.11357 |
34 |
19 |
12 |
3 |
256 |
Apparantly she is auditioning for the lead in Bye Bye Birdie |
1.5278 |
0.11606 |
36 |
21 |
11 |
4 |
257 |
Looks like Elmer has a new twitter follower. |
1.5278 |
0.11606 |
36 |
21 |
11 |
4 |
258 |
He's probably not in season. |
1.5278 |
0.12271 |
36 |
22 |
9 |
5 |
259 |
He's literally riding shotgun. |
1.5278 |
0.10901 |
36 |
20 |
13 |
3 |
260 |
With plumage less impressive than that of his male competitors, Fred tries desperately to cultivate a 'bad boy' image. |
1.5278 |
0.12271 |
36 |
22 |
9 |
5 |
261 |
It gives new meaning to "I ride shotgun." |
1.5278 |
0.12901 |
36 |
23 |
7 |
6 |
262 |
That crazy kid's riding shotgun again. |
1.5278 |
0.12901 |
36 |
23 |
7 |
6 |
263 |
I thought for sure he was going to choose 'Truth'. |
1.5278 |
0.12901 |
36 |
23 |
7 |
6 |
264 |
Let's remain "Two In The Bush". |
1.5278 |
0.12271 |
36 |
22 |
9 |
5 |
265 |
That decoy looks like Frank. |
1.5278 |
0.11606 |
36 |
21 |
11 |
4 |
266 |
Embedded journalism. |
1.5278 |
0.11606 |
36 |
21 |
11 |
4 |
267 |
Bets on which one figures it out first? |
1.5278 |
0.10147 |
36 |
19 |
15 |
2 |
268 |
We didn't prepare him for the real world. |
1.5278 |
0.10901 |
36 |
20 |
13 |
3 |
269 |
Now that's riding shotgun! |
1.5263 |
0.11769 |
38 |
23 |
10 |
5 |
270 |
This certainly does not speak well for either species. |
1.5263 |
0.12921 |
38 |
25 |
6 |
7 |
271 |
I don't actually think it has anything to do with hunting anymore |
1.5263 |
0.11148 |
38 |
22 |
12 |
4 |
272 |
Now that's what I call living on the edge. |
1.5263 |
0.11148 |
38 |
22 |
12 |
4 |
273 |
Our scout seems to be getting somewhat reckless. |
1.5263 |
0.11769 |
38 |
23 |
10 |
5 |
274 |
Where have we failed as parents? |
1.5263 |
0.11769 |
38 |
23 |
10 |
5 |
275 |
I am definitely tweeting this. |
1.5263 |
0.12358 |
38 |
24 |
8 |
6 |
276 |
Some symbiotic relationships just escape me |
1.5263 |
0.11148 |
38 |
22 |
12 |
4 |
277 |
They met on the Internet. |
1.5263 |
0.11769 |
38 |
23 |
10 |
5 |
278 |
I don't think that's what " Riding Shotgun" means. |
1.5250 |
0.10734 |
40 |
23 |
13 |
4 |
279 |
What else would you expect from a Stool Pigeon? |
1.5250 |
0.12904 |
40 |
27 |
5 |
8 |
280 |
Which one do you think is going to be more surprised? |
1.5250 |
0.10119 |
40 |
22 |
15 |
3 |
281 |
Personally, I prefer not to ride shotgun if I can help it! |
1.5250 |
0.11316 |
40 |
24 |
11 |
5 |
282 |
Yeah, and she's got a thing for high voltage power lines, too. |
1.5250 |
0.11316 |
40 |
24 |
11 |
5 |
283 |
I can't wait to *tweet* this! |
1.5250 |
0.12397 |
40 |
26 |
7 |
7 |
284 |
He said it was something about keeping your enemies closer. |
1.5250 |
0.10119 |
40 |
22 |
15 |
3 |
285 |
He's moonlighting as a scope. |
1.5250 |
0.08761 |
40 |
20 |
19 |
1 |
286 |
High tweeson. |
1.5250 |
0.11869 |
40 |
25 |
9 |
6 |
287 |
And we wonder why the "birdbrain" label continues to this day. |
1.5250 |
0.11316 |
40 |
24 |
11 |
5 |
288 |
He's seriously worth two of us? |
1.5250 |
0.11869 |
40 |
25 |
9 |
6 |
289 |
Should I tell him or should you? |
1.5208 |
0.07252 |
96 |
58 |
26 |
12 |
290 |
Let's face it. They're both oblivious. |
1.5161 |
0.13812 |
31 |
20 |
6 |
5 |
291 |
'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer' is one thing. This is just stupid. |
1.5161 |
0.12156 |
31 |
18 |
10 |
3 |
292 |
Looks like somebody cut himself a deal. |
1.5152 |
0.12402 |
33 |
20 |
9 |
4 |
293 |
Mom always said, 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer'. |
1.5152 |
0.10767 |
33 |
18 |
13 |
2 |
294 |
The chicks dig the bad boys. |
1.5152 |
0.11613 |
33 |
19 |
11 |
3 |
295 |
Bertie loves to ride shotgun. |
1.5143 |
0.09501 |
35 |
18 |
16 |
1 |
296 |
I think I'll take "Truth" instead of "dare" |
1.5143 |
0.12550 |
35 |
22 |
8 |
5 |
297 |
I've heard of keep your friends close and your enemies closer, but this is ridiculous. |
1.5143 |
0.12550 |
35 |
22 |
8 |
5 |
298 |
You're right, they're both clueless. |
1.5135 |
0.10698 |
37 |
21 |
13 |
3 |
299 |
Don't worry it's deer season |
1.5135 |
0.11378 |
37 |
22 |
11 |
4 |
300 |
They're actually very compatible, aside from the hunting. |
1.5135 |
0.10698 |
37 |
21 |
13 |
3 |
301 |
That is YOUR child. |
1.5135 |
0.10698 |
37 |
21 |
13 |
3 |
302 |
Maybe we shouldn't have lined the nest with 'Field and Stream.' |
1.5135 |
0.10698 |
37 |
21 |
13 |
3 |
303 |
I know they say keep your enemies close, but this seems dangerous. |
1.5135 |
0.12020 |
37 |
23 |
9 |
5 |
304 |
Worst production of "To Kill a Mockingbird" ever! |
1.5135 |
0.12629 |
37 |
24 |
7 |
6 |
305 |
Do you think our son is right-winged? |
1.5135 |
0.10698 |
37 |
21 |
13 |
3 |
306 |
That bird is really over a barrel. |
1.5135 |
0.11378 |
37 |
22 |
11 |
4 |
307 |
Obviously cuckoo |
1.5135 |
0.12020 |
37 |
23 |
9 |
5 |
308 |
When do you think he'll realize that's not him whistling? |
1.5135 |
0.11378 |
37 |
22 |
11 |
4 |
309 |
It makes sense. The old guy can't afford a real scope, and Fred hates ducks. |
1.5135 |
0.12020 |
37 |
23 |
9 |
5 |
310 |
He likes living on the edge. |
1.5135 |
0.12020 |
37 |
23 |
9 |
5 |
311 |
You know it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt |
1.5135 |
0.11378 |
37 |
22 |
11 |
4 |
312 |
Is he loaded? |
1.5135 |
0.12020 |
37 |
23 |
9 |
5 |
313 |
I'd rather be two birds in a bush. |
1.5135 |
0.12020 |
37 |
23 |
9 |
5 |
314 |
Safer than us when you think about it. |
1.5135 |
0.12020 |
37 |
23 |
9 |
5 |
315 |
Impressive. Personally, I would have chosen "Truth". |
1.5135 |
0.12629 |
37 |
24 |
7 |
6 |
316 |
One bad tweet and it's all over. |
1.5135 |
0.10698 |
37 |
21 |
13 |
3 |
317 |
I give her a '10' for her first solo flight, a '1' for the landing. |
1.5128 |
0.11542 |
39 |
24 |
10 |
5 |
318 |
He's the one they call Birdie Sanders. |
1.5128 |
0.12113 |
39 |
25 |
8 |
6 |
319 |
Maybe we raised him to be a little too trusting. |
1.5128 |
0.10942 |
39 |
23 |
12 |
4 |
320 |
Whatever you do, don't retweet. |
1.5122 |
0.11110 |
41 |
25 |
11 |
5 |
321 |
His father taught him, "Keep your friend close and your enemies closer." |
1.5122 |
0.11110 |
41 |
25 |
11 |
5 |
322 |
This just seems like another one of his calls for help. |
1.5000 |
0.12280 |
36 |
23 |
8 |
5 |
323 |
NO, I said it first--Darwin Award! Darwin Award! |
1.5000 |
0.13517 |
34 |
23 |
5 |
6 |
324 |
They met online. |
1.5000 |
0.11616 |
36 |
22 |
10 |
4 |
325 |
How does he always get to ride Shotgun? |
1.5000 |
0.11368 |
34 |
20 |
11 |
3 |
326 |
It's called Stockholm Syndrome. |
1.5000 |
0.12910 |
36 |
24 |
6 |
6 |
327 |
I always thought our son was a bit of a strange bird. |
1.5000 |
0.12457 |
30 |
18 |
9 |
3 |
328 |
I believe they call it 'Stockholm Syndrome' |
1.5000 |
0.11368 |
34 |
20 |
11 |
3 |
329 |
Well, I guess we can't call him a chicken anymore. |
1.5000 |
0.11368 |
34 |
20 |
11 |
3 |
330 |
Think he'll beat Fred's record of 45 seconds? |
1.5000 |
0.10911 |
36 |
21 |
12 |
3 |
331 |
Should we send him a tweet? |
1.5000 |
0.11368 |
34 |
20 |
11 |
3 |
332 |
I think we pushed Jr. out of the nest too early. |
1.5000 |
0.10911 |
36 |
21 |
12 |
3 |
333 |
Wing man. |
1.5000 |
0.12127 |
34 |
21 |
9 |
4 |
334 |
It's Norm. They've turned him. |
1.5000 |
0.10157 |
36 |
20 |
14 |
2 |
335 |
I hate the way the songbirds get all cocky during hunting season. |
1.5000 |
0.11368 |
34 |
20 |
11 |
3 |
336 |
I remember when being a bird brain stood for something. |
1.5000 |
0.12062 |
28 |
16 |
10 |
2 |
337 |
He's flown over to the dark side. |
1.5000 |
0.10157 |
36 |
20 |
14 |
2 |
338 |
He's engaged to the guy's canary. |
1.5000 |
0.10911 |
36 |
21 |
12 |
3 |
339 |
She was inspired by that guy in Tiananmem Square. |
1.5000 |
0.12127 |
34 |
21 |
9 |
4 |
340 |
I definitely heard him call shotgun |
1.5000 |
0.11368 |
34 |
20 |
11 |
3 |
341 |
Is that bird shot? |
1.5000 |
0.14183 |
30 |
20 |
5 |
5 |
342 |
All in all I'd rather be two in the bush. |
1.5000 |
0.11880 |
32 |
19 |
10 |
3 |
343 |
You say birdbrain, I say genius! |
1.5000 |
0.11777 |
38 |
24 |
9 |
5 |
344 |
I just can't get behind his lax stance on gun control. |
1.5000 |
0.11497 |
30 |
17 |
11 |
2 |
345 |
Admit it, Honey--we lack parenting skills. |
1.5000 |
0.12741 |
22 |
12 |
9 |
1 |
346 |
Evolution works in mysterious ways. |
1.5000 |
0.10911 |
36 |
21 |
12 |
3 |
347 |
We must teach her to never accept free rides from strangers. |
1.5000 |
0.10555 |
34 |
19 |
13 |
2 |
348 |
A 'Right-Winger' if I ever saw one. |
1.5000 |
0.12700 |
32 |
20 |
8 |
4 |
349 |
Yo, Harry! Now we dare you to peck him on the head! |
1.5000 |
0.11616 |
36 |
22 |
10 |
4 |
350 |
Honey, when exactly were you planning to teach Junior about hunting season? |
1.5000 |
0.13511 |
36 |
25 |
4 |
7 |
351 |
He's been watching too many Disney movies.. |
1.5000 |
0.11368 |
34 |
20 |
11 |
3 |
352 |
Mockingbird... |
1.5000 |
0.13517 |
34 |
23 |
5 |
6 |
353 |
Today's youth ! They think they're immortal. |
1.5000 |
0.10911 |
36 |
21 |
12 |
3 |
354 |
At least WE'LL be safe, since we're the 2 in the bush... |
1.5000 |
0.11616 |
36 |
22 |
10 |
4 |
355 |
He obviously was the first to call "shotgun." |
1.5000 |
0.12841 |
34 |
22 |
7 |
5 |
356 |
Who taught him how to ride shotgun? |
1.5000 |
0.10157 |
36 |
20 |
14 |
2 |
357 |
Don't respond to his tweet. |
1.4872 |
0.12113 |
39 |
26 |
7 |
6 |
358 |
I wonder if a bird on a barrel is worth two in the bush? |
1.4872 |
0.12113 |
39 |
26 |
7 |
6 |
359 |
He distinctly said "two in the bush." |
1.4865 |
0.11378 |
37 |
23 |
10 |
4 |
360 |
I still prefer his 'poop on the hat' routine. |
1.4865 |
0.12020 |
37 |
24 |
8 |
5 |
361 |
Must be a right-wing. |
1.4865 |
0.11378 |
37 |
23 |
10 |
4 |
362 |
He's an adrenaline junkie. |
1.4865 |
0.09971 |
37 |
21 |
14 |
2 |
363 |
She's riding shotgun. |
1.4857 |
0.11862 |
35 |
22 |
9 |
4 |
364 |
Apparently riding shotgun was high on his bucket list. |
1.4857 |
0.11131 |
35 |
21 |
11 |
3 |
365 |
Well, I wasn't raised that way, but if it works for them, God bless. |
1.4857 |
0.10348 |
35 |
20 |
13 |
2 |
366 |
Hindsight is tweety-tweety. |
1.4857 |
0.12550 |
35 |
23 |
7 |
5 |
367 |
It looks like all of those tweets have changed his position on guns. |
1.4857 |
0.13203 |
35 |
24 |
5 |
6 |
368 |
Thinks he's gonna be a big shot some day. |
1.4857 |
0.10348 |
35 |
20 |
13 |
2 |
369 |
Probably the safest place in the forest. |
1.4857 |
0.11131 |
35 |
21 |
11 |
3 |
370 |
They exchanged tweets and have followed each other ever since. |
1.4857 |
0.12550 |
35 |
23 |
7 |
5 |
371 |
Pre-school, prep school, college, and for what? |
1.4857 |
0.11862 |
35 |
22 |
9 |
4 |
372 |
What a lark! |
1.4857 |
0.11131 |
35 |
21 |
11 |
3 |
373 |
Didn't I tell you he was a bad egg? |
1.4857 |
0.11862 |
35 |
22 |
9 |
4 |
374 |
Sometimes I think he takes "Keep your enemy closer" too literally. |
1.4857 |
0.10348 |
35 |
20 |
13 |
2 |
375 |
Where did we go wrong with that kid? |
1.4857 |
0.10348 |
35 |
20 |
13 |
2 |
376 |
There he goes taking rides with strangers again. |
1.4857 |
0.11862 |
35 |
22 |
9 |
4 |
377 |
Nothing like having good hindsight! |
1.4857 |
0.10348 |
35 |
20 |
13 |
2 |
378 |
I think they call it Stockholm Syndrome |
1.4857 |
0.10348 |
35 |
20 |
13 |
2 |
379 |
He's got to learn to fly some day. |
1.4857 |
0.11862 |
35 |
22 |
9 |
4 |
380 |
Seems that camo pattern works better than we thought. |
1.4857 |
0.11131 |
35 |
21 |
11 |
3 |
381 |
Talk about 'stay close to your enemies." |
1.4857 |
0.12550 |
35 |
23 |
7 |
5 |
382 |
We were all rebels at his age |
1.4857 |
0.11862 |
35 |
22 |
9 |
4 |
383 |
Kids these days think they are invincible. |
1.4857 |
0.11131 |
35 |
21 |
11 |
3 |
384 |
So much for last week's intervention |
1.4848 |
0.13143 |
33 |
22 |
6 |
5 |
385 |
Must be on his bucket list. |
1.4848 |
0.12402 |
33 |
21 |
8 |
4 |
386 |
You've gotta love mockingbirds. |
1.4848 |
0.12402 |
33 |
21 |
8 |
4 |
387 |
Apparently that is a mocking bird. |
1.4839 |
0.12156 |
31 |
19 |
9 |
3 |
388 |
Three to one he notices the squirrel in his pants first. |
1.4839 |
0.13812 |
31 |
21 |
5 |
5 |
389 |
She's always protesting something. |
1.4839 |
0.11236 |
31 |
18 |
11 |
2 |
390 |
I told you he needed glasses. |
1.4839 |
0.13010 |
31 |
20 |
7 |
4 |
391 |
He supports the NRA and PETA. |
1.4839 |
0.13812 |
31 |
21 |
5 |
5 |
392 |
Ignorance really is bliss. |
1.4839 |
0.13812 |
31 |
21 |
5 |
5 |
393 |
No, he's not stupid; he's just a little cuckoo. |
1.4839 |
0.12156 |
31 |
19 |
9 |
3 |
394 |
It kind of explains why both of them are endangered species. |
1.4839 |
0.13010 |
31 |
20 |
7 |
4 |
395 |
Seems like we're the only ones who don't have to worry when Dick Cheney goes hunting. |
1.4828 |
0.13700 |
29 |
19 |
6 |
4 |
396 |
He must be a mocking bird. |
1.4815 |
0.12369 |
27 |
16 |
9 |
2 |
397 |
A bird on the barrel saves two in the bush. |
1.4815 |
0.13472 |
27 |
17 |
7 |
3 |
398 |
You can always spot a rabbit hunter. |
1.4783 |
0.16478 |
23 |
16 |
3 |
4 |
399 |
Don't just perch there. Poop. |
1.4722 |
0.11606 |
36 |
23 |
9 |
4 |
400 |
The kids call it ‘riding shotgun.’ |
1.4706 |
0.12831 |
34 |
23 |
6 |
5 |
401 |
He says they'll have to pry it from his cold, dead claws. |
1.4706 |
0.11357 |
34 |
21 |
10 |
3 |
402 |
Be more specific, they're both peckers. |
1.4706 |
0.13507 |
34 |
24 |
4 |
6 |
403 |
Comforting? It's just NRA propaganda. |
1.4706 |
0.12116 |
34 |
22 |
8 |
4 |
404 |
I preferred it when he used a dog. |
1.4706 |
0.12116 |
34 |
22 |
8 |
4 |
405 |
He's worth two of us. |
1.4706 |
0.12116 |
34 |
22 |
8 |
4 |
406 |
One just flew over the cukoo's nest. |
1.4706 |
0.12116 |
34 |
22 |
8 |
4 |
407 |
He always was a few twigs short of a full nest. |
1.4706 |
0.11357 |
34 |
21 |
10 |
3 |
408 |
Lionel always had boundary issues |
1.4706 |
0.12116 |
34 |
22 |
8 |
4 |
409 |
Perhaps home-schooling is not your forte. |
1.4706 |
0.14152 |
34 |
25 |
2 |
7 |
410 |
Wait for it... wait for it... this is my favorite part. |
1.4706 |
0.10543 |
34 |
20 |
12 |
2 |
411 |
How did we raise such a suck-up? |
1.4706 |
0.10543 |
34 |
20 |
12 |
2 |
412 |
It's genius actually. |
1.4706 |
0.12831 |
34 |
23 |
6 |
5 |
413 |
That's the safest place in the forest. |
1.4706 |
0.10543 |
34 |
20 |
12 |
2 |
414 |
And they said it wouldn't last. |
1.4706 |
0.10543 |
34 |
20 |
12 |
2 |
415 |
Don't worry, it's a Canadian hunter. |
1.4706 |
0.09660 |
34 |
19 |
14 |
1 |
416 |
That's why I don't play Truth or Dare. |
1.4688 |
0.13459 |
32 |
22 |
5 |
5 |
417 |
If Larry makes it back, I think next time I'll go with "truth". |
1.4688 |
0.10984 |
32 |
19 |
11 |
2 |
418 |
He's still worth the two of us, when you adjust for inflation. |
1.4688 |
0.13459 |
32 |
22 |
5 |
5 |
419 |
Amazing...this is exactly the kind of thing Red Bull should sponsor. |
1.4688 |
0.11867 |
32 |
20 |
9 |
3 |
420 |
He tweeted something about the 2nd ammendment. |
1.4688 |
0.13459 |
32 |
22 |
5 |
5 |
421 |
No worries, no one shoots mocking birds |
1.4688 |
0.11867 |
32 |
20 |
9 |
3 |
422 |
Hard to say who of the two needs glasses more urgently. |
1.4688 |
0.12688 |
32 |
21 |
7 |
4 |
423 |
I want to tweet about this, but it could kill him. |
1.4688 |
0.10984 |
32 |
19 |
11 |
2 |
424 |
Guess he never heard of the "Big Bang" theory. |
1.4688 |
0.10984 |
32 |
19 |
11 |
2 |
425 |
The NRA's twitter strategy is a little too...literal. |
1.4688 |
0.12688 |
32 |
21 |
7 |
4 |
426 |
I called shotgun on the way back. |
1.4688 |
0.11867 |
32 |
20 |
9 |
3 |
427 |
he's no chicken |
1.4688 |
0.11867 |
32 |
20 |
9 |
3 |
428 |
WELL I'LL BE A SON-OF-A-GUN! |
1.4688 |
0.12688 |
32 |
21 |
7 |
4 |
429 |
So that's what you meant by "riding shotgun!" |
1.4688 |
0.11867 |
32 |
20 |
9 |
3 |
430 |
He's a bird, but he identifies as a bird-dog. |
1.4688 |
0.12688 |
32 |
21 |
7 |
4 |
431 |
I can't not look. |
1.4688 |
0.10984 |
32 |
19 |
11 |
2 |
432 |
I thought he meant he was going over to the other side of the forest. |
1.4688 |
0.10984 |
32 |
19 |
11 |
2 |
433 |
Being an endangered species has it's perks. |
1.4688 |
0.13459 |
32 |
22 |
5 |
5 |
434 |
Lester is the last one I thought would switch sides. |
1.4688 |
0.10984 |
32 |
19 |
11 |
2 |
435 |
Junior takes after your side of the family. |
1.4688 |
0.13459 |
32 |
22 |
5 |
5 |
436 |
Our wing man. |
1.4688 |
0.11867 |
32 |
20 |
9 |
3 |
437 |
Show-off! |
1.4688 |
0.13459 |
32 |
22 |
5 |
5 |
438 |
The bragging rights for riding the barrel are huge. |
1.4688 |
0.13459 |
32 |
22 |
5 |
5 |
439 |
Who is the bird brain now? |
1.4688 |
0.11867 |
32 |
20 |
9 |
3 |
440 |
So, should we be, like, live tweeting this before he bites the bullet? |
1.4688 |
0.11867 |
32 |
20 |
9 |
3 |
441 |
All things considered, it's probably the safest place to perch. |
1.4688 |
0.10984 |
32 |
19 |
11 |
2 |
442 |
I've always wanted to ride shotgun. |
1.4688 |
0.12688 |
32 |
21 |
7 |
4 |
443 |
He must feel a lot safer with somebody riding shotgun. |
1.4688 |
0.12688 |
32 |
21 |
7 |
4 |
444 |
My God, he's whistling Peter and the Wolf. |
1.4688 |
0.13459 |
32 |
22 |
5 |
5 |
445 |
You're right, he is a little cuckoo! |
1.4667 |
0.12441 |
30 |
19 |
8 |
3 |
446 |
Careful...it might be a decoy. |
1.4667 |
0.11480 |
30 |
18 |
10 |
2 |
447 |
That mockingbird has taken it to a whole new level. |
1.4667 |
0.13333 |
30 |
20 |
6 |
4 |
448 |
It's a Cuckoo Glock. |
1.4667 |
0.11480 |
30 |
18 |
10 |
2 |
449 |
He always was a little Cuckoo. |
1.4667 |
0.12441 |
30 |
19 |
8 |
3 |
450 |
I thought passenger pigeons were extinct. |
1.4667 |
0.12441 |
30 |
19 |
8 |
3 |
451 |
If you ask me, I think a bird joining the NRA is just fundamentally wrong on so many levels... |
1.4667 |
0.14169 |
30 |
21 |
4 |
5 |
452 |
Well, honey, you raise 'em the best you can, but sooner or later they have to make their own decisions. |
1.4667 |
0.13333 |
30 |
20 |
6 |
4 |
453 |
I think the hazing has crossed the line. |
1.4667 |
0.13333 |
30 |
20 |
6 |
4 |
454 |
I bet him five worms he wouldn't do that. |
1.4667 |
0.12441 |
30 |
19 |
8 |
3 |
455 |
Talk about endangered species! |
1.4667 |
0.13333 |
30 |
20 |
6 |
4 |
456 |
Are you sure you taught him everything you know? |
1.4667 |
0.10431 |
30 |
17 |
12 |
1 |
457 |
Now that’s a great example of keeping your friends close and your enemies closer. |
1.4667 |
0.11480 |
30 |
18 |
10 |
2 |
458 |
Not what I meant when I said, "Make sure you and the hunter don't see each other." |
1.4667 |
0.13333 |
30 |
20 |
6 |
4 |
459 |
That's not exactly what I meant when I said to him: 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.' |
1.4667 |
0.13333 |
30 |
20 |
6 |
4 |
460 |
This is worth re-tweeting. |
1.4667 |
0.11480 |
30 |
18 |
10 |
2 |
461 |
Its a rifle with a twitter handle. |
1.4667 |
0.14169 |
30 |
21 |
4 |
5 |
462 |
It kills me to say it, but what a birdbrain. |
1.4667 |
0.10431 |
30 |
17 |
12 |
1 |
463 |
Irony, it's a beautiful thing. |
1.4667 |
0.12441 |
30 |
19 |
8 |
3 |
464 |
Is that worth two in the bush? |
1.4667 |
0.13333 |
30 |
20 |
6 |
4 |
465 |
I feel bad that we called him a chicken. |
1.4667 |
0.13333 |
30 |
20 |
6 |
4 |
466 |
When you think about it, he's actually got the safest seat in the woods. |
1.4667 |
0.12441 |
30 |
19 |
8 |
3 |
467 |
They have an understanding. |
1.4667 |
0.10431 |
30 |
17 |
12 |
1 |
468 |
Frank's really over a barrel now. |
1.4667 |
0.12441 |
30 |
19 |
8 |
3 |
469 |
I'm just glad her mother's not here to see this! |
1.4667 |
0.14169 |
30 |
21 |
4 |
5 |
470 |
He always said he wanted to play chicken. |
1.4643 |
0.10889 |
28 |
16 |
11 |
1 |
471 |
I give it six months |
1.4643 |
0.13095 |
28 |
18 |
7 |
3 |
472 |
He's auditioning for 'Animal Jackass'. |
1.4643 |
0.14980 |
28 |
20 |
3 |
5 |
473 |
I didn't know you could get Twitter out here. |
1.4643 |
0.12043 |
28 |
17 |
9 |
2 |
474 |
Well if that isn't a Birds eye-view I don't know what is |
1.4643 |
0.12043 |
28 |
17 |
9 |
2 |
475 |
He's been showing off ever since he landed on Bernie's podium. |
1.4643 |
0.14069 |
28 |
19 |
5 |
4 |
476 |
Yes, it's all over Twitter. |
1.4634 |
0.11097 |
41 |
27 |
9 |
5 |
477 |
Shotgun! |
1.4615 |
0.15914 |
26 |
19 |
2 |
5 |
478 |
Shotgun wedding? |
1.4615 |
0.13846 |
26 |
17 |
6 |
3 |
479 |
I thought he wanted the front seat when he said shotgun |
1.4583 |
0.14719 |
24 |
16 |
5 |
3 |
480 |
It's a birdbird -- much more convenient than a birddog. |
1.4571 |
0.10325 |
35 |
21 |
12 |
2 |
481 |
He won't be so cocky when bird season opens tomorrow. |
1.4571 |
0.13184 |
35 |
25 |
4 |
6 |
482 |
If he knows his proverbs, we should be safe. |
1.4571 |
0.11841 |
35 |
23 |
8 |
4 |
483 |
He's a double agent. |
1.4571 |
0.12531 |
35 |
24 |
6 |
5 |
484 |
He subscribes to the practice of hiding in plain sight. |
1.4545 |
0.11589 |
33 |
21 |
9 |
3 |
485 |
It's times like this I'm glad the two of us are in the bush. |
1.4545 |
0.14493 |
33 |
25 |
1 |
7 |
486 |
He says this is the only way to "make the forest great again" |
1.4545 |
0.12379 |
33 |
22 |
7 |
4 |
487 |
Whose the show off riding shotgun |
1.4545 |
0.11589 |
33 |
21 |
9 |
3 |
488 |
Elliot said he might go off his meds... but I didn't think he was serious. |
1.4545 |
0.12379 |
33 |
22 |
7 |
4 |
489 |
They've teamed up to hunt and peck. |
1.4545 |
0.11589 |
33 |
21 |
9 |
3 |
490 |
Well one flew over the cuckoo's nest, it's just hard to tell which one exactly.... |
1.4516 |
0.13787 |
31 |
22 |
4 |
5 |
491 |
He must get that show off stuff from your side of the family. |
1.4516 |
0.11206 |
31 |
19 |
10 |
2 |
492 |
Which do you think is more clueless? |
1.4516 |
0.11206 |
31 |
19 |
10 |
2 |
493 |
He's better at truth or dare than I thought. |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
494 |
It's one of those new sights that gives you a bird's eye view. |
1.4516 |
0.12984 |
31 |
21 |
6 |
4 |
495 |
Technically, its the safest place to be if you think about it |
1.4516 |
0.12984 |
31 |
21 |
6 |
4 |
496 |
Have your friends close but your enemies even closer |
1.4516 |
0.11206 |
31 |
19 |
10 |
2 |
497 |
This isn't going to end well. |
1.4516 |
0.12984 |
31 |
21 |
6 |
4 |
498 |
Don't worry that's Cheney, he only shoots ranchers. |
1.4516 |
0.12984 |
31 |
21 |
6 |
4 |
499 |
Kids. |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
500 |
Should we tell him it's not a branch? |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
501 |
He always gets to sit shotgun. |
1.4516 |
0.12984 |
31 |
21 |
6 |
4 |
502 |
She's picketing |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
503 |
This has gone too far. Stop spiking the birdbath. |
1.4516 |
0.12984 |
31 |
21 |
6 |
4 |
504 |
They say "keep your enemies closer", but, really? |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
505 |
He should have asked for more than ten paces. |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
506 |
Riding shotgun must be thrilling. |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
507 |
He overheard hunter's wife say he only shoots blanks. |
1.4516 |
0.13787 |
31 |
22 |
4 |
5 |
508 |
I guess it's like being a gay Republican. |
1.4516 |
0.13787 |
31 |
22 |
4 |
5 |
509 |
That's what you call going out on a limb. |
1.4516 |
0.10201 |
31 |
18 |
12 |
1 |
510 |
They both forgot their glasses. |
1.4516 |
0.10201 |
31 |
18 |
12 |
1 |
511 |
So what exactly are they teaching at bird school these days? |
1.4516 |
0.11206 |
31 |
19 |
10 |
2 |
512 |
Millennials . . . . |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
513 |
He's Pro Gun! |
1.4516 |
0.11206 |
31 |
19 |
10 |
2 |
514 |
Amazing the risks the young ones will take for a selfie. |
1.4516 |
0.10201 |
31 |
18 |
12 |
1 |
515 |
His Father was a stool pigeon! |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
516 |
Lucky he's in his blind spot. |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
517 |
Lay low- he's not technically in-hand. |
1.4516 |
0.13787 |
31 |
22 |
4 |
5 |
518 |
Same decoy as last year. Honestly, I don't known why he bothers. |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
519 |
It's audacious. I'll give him that. |
1.4516 |
0.11206 |
31 |
19 |
10 |
2 |
520 |
His philosophy is to keep your enemies close. |
1.4516 |
0.11206 |
31 |
19 |
10 |
2 |
521 |
I don't think "hiding in plain sight" applies to hiding in the sights. |
1.4516 |
0.11206 |
31 |
19 |
10 |
2 |
522 |
There's a good reason why they call them larks. |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
523 |
Bob's got balls the size of a raven! |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
524 |
It's the Stockholm syndrome. |
1.4516 |
0.12984 |
31 |
21 |
6 |
4 |
525 |
Benedict Audubon! |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
526 |
He likes to ride shotgun. |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
527 |
He's not ready to leave the nest |
1.4516 |
0.11206 |
31 |
19 |
10 |
2 |
528 |
Sometime in life it's who you know that counts. |
1.4516 |
0.10201 |
31 |
18 |
12 |
1 |
529 |
Honey remember ...we had to learn it the hard way too! |
1.4516 |
0.11206 |
31 |
19 |
10 |
2 |
530 |
Always has to learn the hard way... |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
531 |
He should've chose "truth". |
1.4516 |
0.12984 |
31 |
21 |
6 |
4 |
532 |
Gary really hangs with a different crowd since he joined the NRA. |
1.4483 |
0.13669 |
29 |
20 |
5 |
4 |
533 |
Burt always calls shotgun. |
1.4483 |
0.11730 |
29 |
18 |
9 |
2 |
534 |
I thought you said he was a stool pigeon. |
1.4483 |
0.12737 |
29 |
19 |
7 |
3 |
535 |
"Keep your friends close...your enemies closer. |
1.4483 |
0.10628 |
29 |
17 |
11 |
1 |
536 |
Somebody's clearly compensating... |
1.4483 |
0.11730 |
29 |
18 |
9 |
2 |
537 |
Xtreme Perching. |
1.4483 |
0.11730 |
29 |
18 |
9 |
2 |
538 |
One's cuckoo and the other's a bird brain |
1.4483 |
0.12737 |
29 |
19 |
7 |
3 |
539 |
I think it's time for the talk. |
1.4483 |
0.11730 |
29 |
18 |
9 |
2 |
540 |
" I've seen this before: rich guy, young chick". |
1.4483 |
0.12737 |
29 |
19 |
7 |
3 |
541 |
That is either the bravest bird or the dumbest decoy I've ever seen. |
1.4483 |
0.10628 |
29 |
17 |
11 |
1 |
542 |
That's his stool pigeon. |
1.4483 |
0.12737 |
29 |
19 |
7 |
3 |
543 |
These city birds understand nothing about gun control. |
1.4483 |
0.14542 |
29 |
21 |
3 |
5 |
544 |
Fenster takes riding shotgun to a new level |
1.4483 |
0.13669 |
29 |
20 |
5 |
4 |
545 |
I tried to tell him but he insisted he knew the meaning of shotgun. |
1.4483 |
0.13669 |
29 |
20 |
5 |
4 |
546 |
Now he thinks he's worth two of us. |
1.4483 |
0.12737 |
29 |
19 |
7 |
3 |
547 |
UBER's background checks worry me. |
1.4483 |
0.11730 |
29 |
18 |
9 |
2 |
548 |
Who knew birds had balls? |
1.4483 |
0.12737 |
29 |
19 |
7 |
3 |
549 |
I disagree with where she stands on gun control |
1.4483 |
0.12737 |
29 |
19 |
7 |
3 |
550 |
Blue-collared canaries always will vote against their own interests... |
1.4483 |
0.12737 |
29 |
19 |
7 |
3 |
551 |
And to think his parents raised him a pacifist. |
1.4483 |
0.12737 |
29 |
19 |
7 |
3 |
552 |
I like the symbolism, but I would've pooped on that hat. |
1.4444 |
0.13433 |
27 |
18 |
6 |
3 |
553 |
Best mocking bird in the business |
1.4444 |
0.13433 |
27 |
18 |
6 |
3 |
554 |
Can’t decide which one is dumber. |
1.4444 |
0.12327 |
27 |
17 |
8 |
2 |
555 |
That's a chick who likes to live dangerously. |
1.4444 |
0.12327 |
27 |
17 |
8 |
2 |
556 |
Typical dove. |
1.4444 |
0.13433 |
27 |
18 |
6 |
3 |
557 |
This is why 'birdbrain' gets a bad rap. |
1.4444 |
0.14454 |
27 |
19 |
4 |
4 |
558 |
I'll be dammed, Hank and Artie's counselling sessions are finally paying off. |
1.4444 |
0.12244 |
36 |
25 |
6 |
5 |
559 |
Maybe we deserve to be endangered. |
1.4412 |
0.11322 |
34 |
22 |
9 |
3 |
560 |
Looks like Grace forgot to take her meds again. |
1.4400 |
0.13013 |
25 |
16 |
7 |
2 |
561 |
He's got the fool going for 2 in the bush. |
1.4400 |
0.15362 |
25 |
18 |
3 |
4 |
562 |
Always was a Republican |
1.4400 |
0.15362 |
25 |
18 |
3 |
4 |
563 |
I think we found the source of all the NRA Tweets. |
1.4400 |
0.14236 |
25 |
17 |
5 |
3 |
564 |
If it's a battle of wits, let's call it a draw. |
1.4375 |
0.10941 |
32 |
20 |
10 |
2 |
565 |
better than being a hood ornament |
1.4375 |
0.15729 |
16 |
10 |
5 |
1 |
566 |
Now he's just showing off |
1.4375 |
0.10941 |
32 |
20 |
10 |
2 |
567 |
He must have read Sun Tzu's "Art of War" |
1.4348 |
0.12298 |
23 |
14 |
8 |
1 |
568 |
Where did we go wrong Sidney? |
1.4333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
17 |
13 |
0 |
569 |
How will it end? Hopefully, not with a #bang but a #tweet. |
1.4333 |
0.13290 |
30 |
21 |
5 |
4 |
570 |
It's called "barrelling". All the kids on the Internet are doing it nowdays. |
1.4333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
18 |
11 |
1 |
571 |
If he can hang on, it is the safest spot. |
1.4333 |
0.12395 |
30 |
20 |
7 |
3 |
572 |
These extreme sports are so dangerous |
1.4333 |
0.13290 |
30 |
21 |
5 |
4 |
573 |
It's his own way of honoring the pigeons in Tiananmen Square. |
1.4333 |
0.12395 |
30 |
20 |
7 |
3 |
574 |
Our tweety's riding shotgun. |
1.4333 |
0.12395 |
30 |
20 |
7 |
3 |
575 |
Larry always did like living on the edge. |
1.4333 |
0.12395 |
30 |
20 |
7 |
3 |
576 |
I'd say the birdbrain is on the right. |
1.4333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
19 |
9 |
2 |
577 |
It's probably safer than where we are right now! |
1.4333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
19 |
9 |
2 |
578 |
Why does Bernie always get to ride shotgun? |
1.4333 |
0.12395 |
30 |
20 |
7 |
3 |
579 |
As Sun Tzu said, 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.' |
1.4333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
19 |
9 |
2 |
580 |
There's double-dog dare, and then there's being a bird brain. |
1.4333 |
0.12395 |
30 |
20 |
7 |
3 |
581 |
I told him not to call Uber! |
1.4333 |
0.13290 |
30 |
21 |
5 |
4 |
582 |
That's why I never ride shotgun. |
1.4333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
19 |
9 |
2 |
583 |
Why do kids insist on doing the exact opposite of what you teach them? |
1.4333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
19 |
9 |
2 |
584 |
'That's a new way to ride shotgun." |
1.4333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
19 |
9 |
2 |
585 |
Is he shooting us the bird? |
1.4333 |
0.13290 |
30 |
21 |
5 |
4 |
586 |
This may be his final tweet. |
1.4333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
19 |
9 |
2 |
587 |
That bird has a great decoy, no one will shoot him |
1.4333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
19 |
9 |
2 |
588 |
Said he's riding shotgun. |
1.4333 |
0.12395 |
30 |
20 |
7 |
3 |
589 |
Cataracts. |
1.4333 |
0.12395 |
30 |
20 |
7 |
3 |
590 |
Tweet the birdbrain that's no selfie stick. |
1.4333 |
0.14129 |
30 |
22 |
3 |
5 |
591 |
Should we call him a traitor or a whistle blower? |
1.4333 |
0.12395 |
30 |
20 |
7 |
3 |
592 |
Performance artists are the worst. |
1.4333 |
0.13290 |
30 |
21 |
5 |
4 |
593 |
He always liked to be close to the action. |
1.4333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
18 |
11 |
1 |
594 |
He wanted to live-tweet the shooting. |
1.4333 |
0.13290 |
30 |
21 |
5 |
4 |
595 |
Not another chick magnet. |
1.4333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
19 |
9 |
2 |
596 |
Can you believe the balls on that tit? |
1.4333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
19 |
9 |
2 |
597 |
I think we're safe, it's Dick Cheney. |
1.4333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
19 |
9 |
2 |
598 |
I don't think I can watch when they reach ten paces! |
1.4333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
19 |
9 |
2 |
599 |
got to be a decoy. |
1.4333 |
0.12395 |
30 |
20 |
7 |
3 |
600 |
Gotta love being the two birds in the bush in this situation. |
1.4333 |
0.12395 |
30 |
20 |
7 |
3 |
601 |
He tweets for the NRA |
1.4333 |
0.13290 |
30 |
21 |
5 |
4 |
602 |
Earl is depressed again. |
1.4333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
19 |
9 |
2 |
603 |
That's a Double-barreled Warbler. |
1.4333 |
0.12395 |
30 |
20 |
7 |
3 |
604 |
Well, she finally got her cracker. |
1.4333 |
0.14129 |
30 |
22 |
3 |
5 |
605 |
She always insists on riding shotgun. |
1.4333 |
0.11430 |
30 |
19 |
9 |
2 |
606 |
I told you that chick was a snitch. |
1.4333 |
0.14129 |
30 |
22 |
3 |
5 |
607 |
Looks like Coco's Lasik surgery was a flop. |
1.4333 |
0.12395 |
30 |
20 |
7 |
3 |
608 |
Talk about flying under the radar. |
1.4333 |
0.12395 |
30 |
20 |
7 |
3 |
609 |
Birdwatching makes me so nervous these days. |
1.4333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
18 |
11 |
1 |
610 |
Talk about hiding in plain sight! |
1.4286 |
0.13041 |
28 |
19 |
6 |
3 |
611 |
well, can you think of a safer spot? |
1.4286 |
0.14754 |
21 |
14 |
5 |
2 |
612 |
He never misses with his bird's-eye view. |
1.4286 |
0.13041 |
28 |
19 |
6 |
3 |
613 |
See? Friends close enemies closer. |
1.4286 |
0.14754 |
21 |
14 |
5 |
2 |
614 |
His dream has always been to be a bird of prey. |
1.4286 |
0.11984 |
28 |
18 |
8 |
2 |
615 |
I told you he was a moron. He thinks that's a branch. |
1.4286 |
0.14019 |
28 |
20 |
4 |
4 |
616 |
I knew we couldn't trust him. |
1.4286 |
0.10824 |
28 |
17 |
10 |
1 |
617 |
A few years in a cage and now he's a stool pigeon. |
1.4286 |
0.11984 |
28 |
18 |
8 |
2 |
618 |
That proves it. Anyone can join the NRA. |
1.4286 |
0.16288 |
21 |
15 |
3 |
3 |
619 |
Geeze, another attempt at gun control! |
1.4286 |
0.11984 |
28 |
18 |
8 |
2 |
620 |
It's not quite, " a bird in the hand" but it's close enough for me. |
1.4286 |
0.13041 |
28 |
19 |
6 |
3 |
621 |
Apparently his last stunt had 4 million views. |
1.4286 |
0.14932 |
28 |
21 |
2 |
5 |
622 |
"He'll do anything for attention". |
1.4286 |
0.13041 |
28 |
19 |
6 |
3 |
623 |
There goes Benedict Cardinal. |
1.4286 |
0.11984 |
28 |
18 |
8 |
2 |
624 |
They met at a Bernie Sanders rally. |
1.4286 |
0.14019 |
28 |
20 |
4 |
4 |
625 |
I hear he joined the NRA. |
1.4286 |
0.11984 |
28 |
18 |
8 |
2 |
626 |
It took a lot of therapy, but she's forgiven her Dad's killer. |
1.4286 |
0.13041 |
28 |
19 |
6 |
3 |
627 |
Bob always says, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." |
1.4286 |
0.11984 |
28 |
18 |
8 |
2 |
628 |
We could do that too, if we weren’t yellow-bellied. |
1.4242 |
0.12332 |
33 |
23 |
6 |
4 |
629 |
No worries. She's one of ours, and she's already tweeted the coordinates to the drone. |
1.4242 |
0.11539 |
33 |
22 |
8 |
3 |
630 |
Why tweet it? They'd never believe us. |
1.4231 |
0.12616 |
26 |
17 |
7 |
2 |
631 |
Looks like they've got each others' backs. |
1.4231 |
0.11331 |
26 |
16 |
9 |
1 |
632 |
Supposedly they have an agreed safe word |
1.4231 |
0.12616 |
26 |
17 |
7 |
2 |
633 |
I finally get the birdbrain thing. |
1.4231 |
0.12616 |
26 |
17 |
7 |
2 |
634 |
Campaigning for the Darwin Award 2016 |
1.4231 |
0.12616 |
26 |
17 |
7 |
2 |
635 |
He's always calling...'Shotgun!!!!' |
1.4231 |
0.12616 |
26 |
17 |
7 |
2 |
636 |
I like his tweets. |
1.4231 |
0.12616 |
26 |
17 |
7 |
2 |
637 |
Are you sure? He doesn't look like Elmer Fudd. |
1.4231 |
0.13782 |
26 |
18 |
5 |
3 |
638 |
He just keeps re-tweeting it: "The NRA: keeping you safe." |
1.4231 |
0.12616 |
26 |
17 |
7 |
2 |
639 |
When do you think he'll realize the branch is moving? |
1.4231 |
0.13782 |
26 |
18 |
5 |
3 |
640 |
Just ignore him. You wanna go poop on a statue? |
1.4231 |
0.14856 |
26 |
19 |
3 |
4 |
641 |
He's been like that ever since his wife flew south without him. |
1.4231 |
0.13782 |
26 |
18 |
5 |
3 |
642 |
Technically, she's not in his hand, exactly. |
1.4231 |
0.11331 |
26 |
16 |
9 |
1 |
643 |
Fight or flight is lost on her. |
1.4231 |
0.12616 |
26 |
17 |
7 |
2 |
644 |
He always was a bit cuckoo. |
1.4231 |
0.12616 |
26 |
17 |
7 |
2 |
645 |
It's either very, very stupid or pure genius. |
1.4231 |
0.14856 |
26 |
19 |
3 |
4 |
646 |
Talk about cocky... |
1.4231 |
0.12616 |
26 |
17 |
7 |
2 |
647 |
Talk about faith in the Endangered Species Act! |
1.4231 |
0.13782 |
26 |
18 |
5 |
3 |
648 |
Shh. Don't tweet. Text. |
1.4211 |
0.17631 |
19 |
14 |
2 |
3 |
649 |
Must be some type of fraternity pledge. |
1.4194 |
0.12930 |
31 |
22 |
5 |
4 |
650 |
What does he know that we don't know? |
1.4194 |
0.11143 |
31 |
20 |
9 |
2 |
651 |
Wow, he must have cojones the size of acorns. |
1.4194 |
0.12070 |
31 |
21 |
7 |
3 |
652 |
We're safe - a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. |
1.4194 |
0.12070 |
31 |
21 |
7 |
3 |
653 |
That's why he's called cuckoo. |
1.4167 |
0.14641 |
24 |
17 |
4 |
3 |
654 |
We call it 'suicide by hunter.' |
1.4167 |
0.11913 |
24 |
15 |
8 |
1 |
655 |
One on the gun beats two in the bush. |
1.4167 |
0.13347 |
24 |
16 |
6 |
2 |
656 |
If birds have balls, he is exhibit A. |
1.4167 |
0.13347 |
24 |
16 |
6 |
2 |
657 |
Something about the statues in this park just doesn't seem right. |
1.4138 |
0.11657 |
29 |
19 |
8 |
2 |
658 |
Gimme a break. He knows the guy's a deer hunter. |
1.4138 |
0.11657 |
29 |
19 |
8 |
2 |
659 |
No harm, no fowl. |
1.4138 |
0.09308 |
29 |
17 |
12 |
0 |
660 |
The man still hasn't realized he can't actually whistle. |
1.4138 |
0.13607 |
29 |
21 |
4 |
4 |
661 |
He used to work as the canary in the coal mine. |
1.4138 |
0.13607 |
29 |
21 |
4 |
4 |
662 |
I should've known from his tweets that he was a stool pigeon. |
1.4138 |
0.13607 |
29 |
21 |
4 |
4 |
663 |
Can you believe she joined the NRA? |
1.4138 |
0.13607 |
29 |
21 |
4 |
4 |
664 |
Is one on the gun worth two in the bush? |
1.4138 |
0.12670 |
29 |
20 |
6 |
3 |
665 |
I guess it's his swan song. |
1.4138 |
0.13607 |
29 |
21 |
4 |
4 |
666 |
I don't want to get philosophical, but we're only worth half as much as him. |
1.4138 |
0.13607 |
29 |
21 |
4 |
4 |
667 |
Pap's decoys are just getting too pathetic. |
1.4138 |
0.12670 |
29 |
20 |
6 |
3 |
668 |
She says he makes her feel safe. |
1.4138 |
0.12670 |
29 |
20 |
6 |
3 |
669 |
She's had that armed security service ever since the scary hawk threat. |
1.4138 |
0.12670 |
29 |
20 |
6 |
3 |
670 |
Shh! The Great Birdini's cannonball act is about to begin. |
1.4138 |
0.13607 |
29 |
21 |
4 |
4 |
671 |
If they both had half a brain they'd be twice as dangerous. |
1.4138 |
0.12670 |
29 |
20 |
6 |
3 |
672 |
She always ends up with the bad boys. |
1.4138 |
0.12670 |
29 |
20 |
6 |
3 |
673 |
That would be a terrific shot for a selfie. |
1.4138 |
0.10548 |
29 |
18 |
10 |
1 |
674 |
She thinks the season doesn't open till tomorrow. |
1.4138 |
0.12670 |
29 |
20 |
6 |
3 |
675 |
Darwin at work. |
1.4138 |
0.11657 |
29 |
19 |
8 |
2 |
676 |
Sometimes Bernie supporters can be too optimistic. |
1.4138 |
0.12670 |
29 |
20 |
6 |
3 |
677 |
He makes one Presidential rally cameo and now thinks he can do anything. |
1.4138 |
0.11657 |
29 |
19 |
8 |
2 |
678 |
I can't argue with the logic - it just doesn't feel like the safest spot. |
1.4138 |
0.11657 |
29 |
19 |
8 |
2 |
679 |
I can't begin to guess who's going to get the bigger surprise. |
1.4138 |
0.12670 |
29 |
20 |
6 |
3 |
680 |
Now, that's what I call a Mocking Bird! |
1.4138 |
0.11657 |
29 |
19 |
8 |
2 |
681 |
I guess Darwin was wrong on at least two counts. |
1.4138 |
0.11657 |
29 |
19 |
8 |
2 |
682 |
I think it's a cuckoo. |
1.4138 |
0.12670 |
29 |
20 |
6 |
3 |
683 |
It's not clear which is actually the decoy..... |
1.4138 |
0.13607 |
29 |
21 |
4 |
4 |
684 |
He likes to play chicken. |
1.4138 |
0.13607 |
29 |
21 |
4 |
4 |
685 |
I have been warning Simon about hitchhiking for years. |
1.4138 |
0.10548 |
29 |
18 |
10 |
1 |
686 |
A total traitor. He hangs out with cats too, so I hear. |
1.4138 |
0.12670 |
29 |
20 |
6 |
3 |
687 |
No one takes him seriously when he forgets his glasses. |
1.4138 |
0.11657 |
29 |
19 |
8 |
2 |
688 |
That's the worst decoy placement I've ever seen. |
1.4138 |
0.12670 |
29 |
20 |
6 |
3 |
689 |
I sure hope that counts as 'one in the hand'. |
1.4138 |
0.11657 |
29 |
19 |
8 |
2 |
690 |
Duck, it's a stool pigeon. |
1.4138 |
0.13607 |
29 |
21 |
4 |
4 |
691 |
He's a hunter from Portlandia. |
1.4138 |
0.12670 |
29 |
20 |
6 |
3 |
692 |
She's always attracted to the wrong guy. |
1.4138 |
0.10548 |
29 |
18 |
10 |
1 |
693 |
I hear that he's part stool pigeon. |
1.4128 |
0.06003 |
109 |
72 |
29 |
8 |
694 |
She needed something to Tweet about. |
1.4118 |
0.11264 |
34 |
23 |
8 |
3 |
695 |
It's not a death wish; he's just stupid. |
1.4118 |
0.10443 |
34 |
22 |
10 |
2 |
696 |
Mine doesn't listen to me either. |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
697 |
You ever ride shot-gun, Earl? |
1.4091 |
0.15652 |
22 |
16 |
3 |
3 |
698 |
We let him learn through trial and error |
1.4074 |
0.09636 |
27 |
16 |
11 |
0 |
699 |
Dude he just doesn't give a tweet. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
700 |
He's using the hide in plain sight strategy. |
1.4074 |
0.11016 |
27 |
17 |
9 |
1 |
701 |
I guess that is the safest place to take a break. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
702 |
She says that they are just friends! |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
703 |
Now there's a Dodo for you. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
704 |
Snitch |
1.4074 |
0.11016 |
27 |
17 |
9 |
1 |
705 |
yeah, but to win the bet he still has to poop in the barrel |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
706 |
Hey! Steal his hat. I dare ya, steal his hat. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
707 |
That's the last place he'll look |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
708 |
I told him taking the stock option was risky. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
709 |
You can get away with that if you're a sparrow. |
1.4074 |
0.11016 |
27 |
17 |
9 |
1 |
710 |
It’s a cheep shot. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
711 |
He'll be OK as long as he keeps his mouth shut |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
712 |
We may have to re-evalutate this "two-in-the bush" approach. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
713 |
This is how I'll always remembers him. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
714 |
Looks like a suicide by hunter. |
1.4074 |
0.11016 |
27 |
17 |
9 |
1 |
715 |
I can't decide whether Freud or Darwin would have more to say. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
716 |
They're symbiotic. One hunts while the other rides shotgun. |
1.4074 |
0.11016 |
27 |
17 |
9 |
1 |
717 |
Don't be fooled into complacency. He's a taxidermist. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
718 |
That's why he failed camouflage. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
719 |
He's actually a double agent. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
720 |
There's our adrenaline junkie. |
1.4074 |
0.11016 |
27 |
17 |
9 |
1 |
721 |
Looks easy, but I still prefer flying to riding shotgun. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
722 |
I've warned him repeatedly about the dangers of hitch-hiking but he just won't listen.. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
723 |
If that's not a sign it's time for an eye exam... |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
724 |
See that? Classic example of Stockholm Syndrome. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
725 |
ignorance is bliss |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
726 |
Looks like you owe somebody a whole lot a bird seed, my friend |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
727 |
Hiding in plain sight! |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
728 |
She would be better off in the pear tree. |
1.4074 |
0.09636 |
27 |
16 |
11 |
0 |
729 |
I told you Bob was part Dodo. |
1.4074 |
0.11016 |
27 |
17 |
9 |
1 |
730 |
Rumor has it he gets fresh worms for being a spotter. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
731 |
He called shotgun first. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
732 |
Pat will do anything to win a bet |
1.4074 |
0.11016 |
27 |
17 |
9 |
1 |
733 |
You see, Bob, this is what Xanax does to people. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
734 |
So THIS is what Junior means by "riding shotgun" |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
735 |
What do you think she'll use for the nest -- the hat or the mustache? |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
736 |
I hear he's loaded. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
737 |
Ernie always liked living on the edge |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
738 |
I have got to tweet about this! |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
739 |
I guess that punk's feeling lucky today. |
1.4074 |
0.11016 |
27 |
17 |
9 |
1 |
740 |
That, my friend, is chutzpah. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
741 |
OMG, have you been following his latest tweets? |
1.4074 |
0.11016 |
27 |
17 |
9 |
1 |
742 |
He's taking his stand on guns a little too far this time. |
1.4074 |
0.11016 |
27 |
17 |
9 |
1 |
743 |
...two Turtle Doves And a partridge on a Benelli |
1.4074 |
0.14381 |
27 |
20 |
3 |
4 |
744 |
Hiding in plain gun sight? |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
745 |
I fear he's a sitting duck. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
746 |
He's got him over a barrel. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
747 |
Our little one...six weeks, and already an activist. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
748 |
Well, Gary has been going to a therapist but he still isn't exactly facing his fears... |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
749 |
One on the gun is better than two in the bush. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
750 |
In the hand, in the hand! |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
751 |
Now that's a bird's-eye view. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
752 |
She was always the rebel in the family. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
753 |
Stay close to your friends...but stay closer to your enemies. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
754 |
I thought YOU were going to talk to her about the birds and the BB guns. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
755 |
It's been like this ever since he went to that Bernie Sanders rally. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
756 |
They say "keep you enemies closer." |
1.4074 |
0.11016 |
27 |
17 |
9 |
1 |
757 |
Gutsiest move I've ever seen. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
758 |
Now there’s a sight you don’t see too often. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
759 |
Let's hope he's a bird in hand type of guy. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
760 |
I wouldn't want to add either to my professional network. |
1.4074 |
0.11016 |
27 |
17 |
9 |
1 |
761 |
Oh I'm going to have to tweet this. |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
762 |
Sellout. |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
763 |
I TOLD you that our son needs glasses! |
1.4074 |
0.12241 |
27 |
18 |
7 |
2 |
764 |
His father told him "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." |
1.4074 |
0.09636 |
27 |
16 |
11 |
0 |
765 |
When did you first suspect that Tweety was a stool pigeon? |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
766 |
The alternative was Uber... |
1.4074 |
0.13354 |
27 |
19 |
5 |
3 |
767 |
Are you live tweeting this? |
1.4054 |
0.09848 |
37 |
24 |
11 |
2 |
768 |
So, it's true. She's been cheeping with the enemy. |
1.4048 |
0.09675 |
42 |
28 |
11 |
3 |
769 |
I know Bob is really a quail... but he sure looks like a sitting duck! |
1.4000 |
0.12910 |
25 |
17 |
6 |
2 |
770 |
I guess we should tell him rabbit season ended yesterday. |
1.4000 |
0.12910 |
25 |
17 |
6 |
2 |
771 |
I heard he's worth as much as both of us |
1.4000 |
0.14142 |
25 |
18 |
4 |
3 |
772 |
He's been tweeting about this all day. |
1.4000 |
0.11346 |
30 |
20 |
8 |
2 |
773 |
Well, he's definitely from your side of the family. |
1.4000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
16 |
8 |
1 |
774 |
Damn. Fred always gets to ride shotgun! |
1.4000 |
0.12910 |
25 |
17 |
6 |
2 |
775 |
I have no clue why Doug insists on riding shotgun. |
1.4000 |
0.14142 |
25 |
18 |
4 |
3 |
776 |
We have to tell Junior to get another hobby. |
1.4000 |
0.14142 |
25 |
18 |
4 |
3 |
777 |
He takes "tweeting" to another level. |
1.4000 |
0.12910 |
25 |
17 |
6 |
2 |
778 |
'He got the idea from Bugs Bunny." |
1.4000 |
0.12910 |
25 |
17 |
6 |
2 |
779 |
Now that's what I call chirps-pah. |
1.4000 |
0.14142 |
25 |
18 |
4 |
3 |
780 |
Going out with a tweet. |
1.4000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
16 |
8 |
1 |
781 |
Well, if it isn't little Bird-edict Arnold. |
1.4000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
16 |
8 |
1 |
782 |
Our little Tweetie always has loved to ride shotgun. |
1.4000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
16 |
8 |
1 |
783 |
He must have tweeted our location. |
1.4000 |
0.14142 |
25 |
18 |
4 |
3 |
784 |
Now watch, he's about to fire off another tweet. |
1.4000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
16 |
8 |
1 |
785 |
I agree, Steve definitely needs glasses. |
1.4000 |
0.12910 |
25 |
17 |
6 |
2 |
786 |
I double dared him. |
1.4000 |
0.12910 |
25 |
17 |
6 |
2 |
787 |
Last time it was the coal mine, now it's riding shotgun. |
1.4000 |
0.14142 |
25 |
18 |
4 |
3 |
788 |
I had a hunch Phil was sleeping with the enemy. |
1.4000 |
0.12910 |
25 |
17 |
6 |
2 |
789 |
Hasn't he learned from Bambi? |
1.4000 |
0.12910 |
25 |
17 |
6 |
2 |
790 |
Now that's what I call chutzpah! |
1.4000 |
0.14142 |
25 |
18 |
4 |
3 |
791 |
See that Judith? They call that the 1% |
1.4000 |
0.12318 |
30 |
21 |
6 |
3 |
792 |
I don't know what she sees in him! |
1.4000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
16 |
8 |
1 |
793 |
Midlife crisis. He just turned three and a half. |
1.4000 |
0.12910 |
25 |
17 |
6 |
2 |
794 |
His hazing is now complete. Welcome, Brother Jeff. |
1.3929 |
0.13934 |
28 |
21 |
3 |
4 |
795 |
They don't talk to each other anymore, but they're still together. |
1.3929 |
0.11885 |
28 |
19 |
7 |
2 |
796 |
Newbie. |
1.3929 |
0.11885 |
28 |
19 |
7 |
2 |
797 |
When I told him to be a lookout, that's not what I had in mind. |
1.3929 |
0.10714 |
28 |
18 |
9 |
1 |
798 |
So---at ten paces the duck does what? |
1.3929 |
0.11885 |
28 |
19 |
7 |
2 |
799 |
Isn't he the one who told us to keep our friends close? |
1.3929 |
0.12950 |
28 |
20 |
5 |
3 |
800 |
I call shotgun next. |
1.3929 |
0.12950 |
28 |
20 |
5 |
3 |
801 |
Uber penetrates another market. |
1.3929 |
0.12950 |
28 |
20 |
5 |
3 |
802 |
He's always been a strong 2nd Amendment supporter. |
1.3913 |
0.12157 |
23 |
15 |
7 |
1 |
803 |
It's actually a surprisingly safe place to be. |
1.3913 |
0.13686 |
23 |
16 |
5 |
2 |
804 |
Someone should tell him that "Hunting is for the birds" is a figure of speech." |
1.3913 |
0.13686 |
23 |
16 |
5 |
2 |
805 |
I told you to get his eyes checked! |
1.3913 |
0.13686 |
23 |
16 |
5 |
2 |
806 |
Leopold is quiet on the details of their arrangement. |
1.3913 |
0.13686 |
23 |
16 |
5 |
2 |
807 |
Ah, the innocence of youth. |
1.3913 |
0.12157 |
23 |
15 |
7 |
1 |
808 |
That crazy bastard always did love riding shotgun. |
1.3913 |
0.12157 |
23 |
15 |
7 |
1 |
809 |
Bad spot for a nest. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
810 |
We're safe....were the two in the bush. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
811 |
I guess he shoots with a Bird's eye view. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
812 |
There's our lookout! |
1.3846 |
0.09730 |
26 |
16 |
10 |
0 |
813 |
I dared him. I didn't think he'd really do it. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
814 |
Bold move, hiding in plain site. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
815 |
A cuckoo, no doubt. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
816 |
Looks like Polly's exercising her 2nd amendment rights again. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
817 |
Like they say,'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer' |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
818 |
We should have been more specific with our "Where to Land" instructions |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
819 |
Those smart-alec teenagers think they’re indestructible. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
820 |
I had no idea she was being radicalized. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
821 |
Oh, she's game all right. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
822 |
Next comes the tweets wondering why she's attracted to the wrong type of men. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
823 |
He's good looking, but kind of a dodo. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
824 |
I wouldn't follow her tweets either. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
825 |
You should see what this guy does during elk season |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
826 |
They get radicalised on Twitter these days, you know. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
827 |
Best we not follow that tweet. |
1.3846 |
0.14756 |
26 |
20 |
2 |
4 |
828 |
Best pointer I've ever seen-if you're hunting worms. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
829 |
I've heard she's a hunter whisperer. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
830 |
He has no fear. Last week, he took a dump on Trump. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
831 |
Not too bright, but our boy's sure got some moxie. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
832 |
Don't go shooting your mouth off |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
833 |
He's as crazy as a loon....literally. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
834 |
I've got to 'tweet' this! |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
835 |
Conscientious Objector |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
836 |
There! THAT’s what you call chutzpah. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
837 |
#occupyshotgun |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
838 |
Once you get past the morbidness of it all, the story of their friendship really is kind of adorable. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
839 |
One day his sleep flying is really going to get him in trouble... |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
840 |
Guns don't kill birds, people kill birds. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
841 |
She's going through a peaceful protest phase. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
842 |
I don't know which one's more stupid. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
843 |
I've been worried about Bob since he attended that Bernie rally. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
844 |
The OkCupid algorithm is getting weirder. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
845 |
That elusive Darwin Award - at least he keeps trying. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
846 |
He keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
847 |
You had to tell her that we left her everything in our will!" |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
848 |
He likes to live on the edge. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
849 |
He has neither flight nor fight. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
850 |
He's keeping his enemies closer. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
851 |
It's so sad, all her affairs seem to end badly. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
852 |
Sweet bird of youth- his endangered species status came thru. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
853 |
I think the expression is "in hand" but I still like our odds. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
854 |
He's trying to win a Darwin award. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
855 |
And they wonder why neither of them can find a mate. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
856 |
...and this is why there are two turtle doves. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
857 |
No telling what some will do for a free ride. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
858 |
This ridiculous hazing has got to stop. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
859 |
It,s the latest thing in bird watching. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
860 |
I didn't know bobolinks went in for extreme sports. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
861 |
Should we warn him or just tweet about it? |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
862 |
Worst. Lookout. Ever. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
863 |
I just don't trust those birds from Vichy. |
1.3846 |
0.14756 |
26 |
20 |
2 |
4 |
864 |
Is she cuckoo? |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
865 |
They've declared a truce in honor of Earth day. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
866 |
Be patient. We attack on his signal. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
867 |
Don't believe it. He's a decoy. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
868 |
Who does he think he is? |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
869 |
He tweets after every shot. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
870 |
I heard he's voting for Trump |
1.3846 |
0.14756 |
26 |
20 |
2 |
4 |
871 |
Should we tweet about this? |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
872 |
Ugh, but he always gets to ride shotgun! |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
873 |
That's our boy. He's got some of your mother's cuckoo in him. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
874 |
Too lazy to fly, always riding shotgun. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
875 |
It's a dream come true for him. He's always wanted to ride shotgun. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
876 |
Thats why I stopped following her tweets. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
877 |
And so all of a sudden he's begun acting like some big shot... |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
878 |
That's not chutzpah, that's cojones! |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
879 |
They have a symbiotic relationship. He doesn't shoot the bird, and the bird doesn't crap on his cap. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
880 |
No - he was a pompous jerk way before he joined the NRA. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
881 |
All Right !!! Rusty's In The Club! |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
882 |
Look at who's calling the shots now! |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
883 |
Ever since we were kids, he's always been first to call shotgun. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
884 |
He wanted to change the system from within. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
885 |
It's only minimum wage, but it keeps him on his toes. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
886 |
Looks like the Angry Birds are bringing reinforcements. |
1.3846 |
0.12499 |
26 |
18 |
6 |
2 |
887 |
When you think about it, maybe he's not so crazy after all. |
1.3846 |
0.11200 |
26 |
17 |
8 |
1 |
888 |
Apparently, he read somewhere it's a sin to kill a mockingbird. |
1.3846 |
0.13674 |
26 |
19 |
4 |
3 |
889 |
Why would he attach that to his gun? I'm gonna go in for a closer look. |
1.3824 |
0.11182 |
34 |
24 |
7 |
3 |
890 |
Hope that her cell phone doesn't ring. |
1.3824 |
0.10354 |
34 |
23 |
9 |
2 |
891 |
I guess it's rabbit season |
1.3810 |
0.14600 |
21 |
15 |
4 |
2 |
892 |
I agree, a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. |
1.3810 |
0.12866 |
21 |
14 |
6 |
1 |
893 |
Oh, that Abilgail. Always a barrel of laughs. |
1.3793 |
0.12569 |
29 |
21 |
5 |
3 |
894 |
Which one's the decoy? |
1.3793 |
0.10427 |
29 |
19 |
9 |
1 |
895 |
I told you that boy needed glasses |
1.3750 |
0.11753 |
24 |
16 |
7 |
1 |
896 |
I told you we should have tried harder to get into the good preschool. |
1.3750 |
0.14512 |
24 |
18 |
3 |
3 |
897 |
Is she clueless or a visionary? |
1.3750 |
0.13205 |
24 |
17 |
5 |
2 |
898 |
Believe it or not, he is a sitting duck. |
1.3750 |
0.14512 |
24 |
18 |
3 |
3 |
899 |
Can't wait to tweet about this ... little Petey riding shotgun! |
1.3750 |
0.13205 |
24 |
17 |
5 |
2 |
900 |
I always took him for a stool pigeon. |
1.3750 |
0.11753 |
24 |
16 |
7 |
1 |
901 |
oh to be young and fearless again |
1.3750 |
0.11753 |
24 |
16 |
7 |
1 |
902 |
He really needs a sibling to play with. |
1.3750 |
0.10095 |
24 |
15 |
9 |
0 |
903 |
I'll bet you ten to one that the decoy is the one holding the gun. |
1.3750 |
0.14512 |
24 |
18 |
3 |
3 |
904 |
Obviously, Bert's running out of ideas for his suicide attempts. |
1.3750 |
0.11753 |
24 |
16 |
7 |
1 |
905 |
Like I've said...stay close to your enemies. |
1.3750 |
0.13205 |
24 |
17 |
5 |
2 |
906 |
He knows...keep your enemies closer. |
1.3750 |
0.13205 |
24 |
17 |
5 |
2 |
907 |
I wonder if Mr. Sunshine over there knows his perch is loaded? |
1.3750 |
0.13205 |
24 |
17 |
5 |
2 |
908 |
She was impressed by Tiananmem Square |
1.3750 |
0.13205 |
24 |
17 |
5 |
2 |
909 |
These millennials think they can just perch themselves on anything. |
1.3750 |
0.13205 |
24 |
17 |
5 |
2 |
910 |
I thought his bird call sounded too good to be true. |
1.3750 |
0.11753 |
24 |
16 |
7 |
1 |
911 |
Ah, dramatic irony. |
1.3750 |
0.13205 |
24 |
17 |
5 |
2 |
912 |
Where did we go wrong? |
1.3750 |
0.11753 |
24 |
16 |
7 |
1 |
913 |
What makes you think they're intelligent? |
1.3750 |
0.11753 |
24 |
16 |
7 |
1 |
914 |
He's always going out on a limb. |
1.3750 |
0.13205 |
24 |
17 |
5 |
2 |
915 |
He thinks he's part of the 1 percent |
1.3750 |
0.14512 |
24 |
18 |
3 |
3 |
916 |
I can't believe our own son took a decoy job. |
1.3750 |
0.09786 |
32 |
21 |
10 |
1 |
917 |
Nope, decoy. |
1.3750 |
0.14512 |
24 |
18 |
3 |
3 |
918 |
#deathwish. |
1.3750 |
0.11753 |
24 |
16 |
7 |
1 |
919 |
He does that to everybody Dick Cheney takes hunting. |
1.3750 |
0.11753 |
24 |
16 |
7 |
1 |
920 |
Well... there's something to be said for keeping your enemies close. |
1.3750 |
0.10095 |
24 |
15 |
9 |
0 |
921 |
First it was Bernie's podium. Now he's just showing off. |
1.3750 |
0.13205 |
24 |
17 |
5 |
2 |
922 |
Well, it's what you call the cat bird seat. |
1.3750 |
0.11753 |
24 |
16 |
7 |
1 |
923 |
Worst use of a decoy ever. |
1.3750 |
0.11753 |
24 |
16 |
7 |
1 |
924 |
You know what they say: a bird on a gun is worth two in the bush. |
1.3750 |
0.14512 |
24 |
18 |
3 |
3 |
925 |
Looks like his best bird-hunting days are behind him. |
1.3750 |
0.13205 |
24 |
17 |
5 |
2 |
926 |
This could end up being one heck of a tweet |
1.3750 |
0.11753 |
24 |
16 |
7 |
1 |
927 |
I think Julian's fear of flying has gone too far. |
1.3750 |
0.14512 |
24 |
18 |
3 |
3 |
928 |
A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush, I think we are safe. |
1.3750 |
0.10095 |
24 |
15 |
9 |
0 |
929 |
Worst. Scarecrow. Ever. |
1.3750 |
0.11753 |
24 |
16 |
7 |
1 |
930 |
Our daughter does this just to upset us ! |
1.3750 |
0.11753 |
24 |
16 |
7 |
1 |
931 |
Darn, I bet him four worms he couldn't get away with that. |
1.3704 |
0.13235 |
27 |
20 |
4 |
3 |
932 |
I hate playing Truth or Dare with that guy. |
1.3704 |
0.13235 |
27 |
20 |
4 |
3 |
933 |
Hence the name 'mockingbird.' |
1.3704 |
0.13235 |
27 |
20 |
4 |
3 |
934 |
There goes my nest egg. |
1.3704 |
0.13235 |
27 |
20 |
4 |
3 |
935 |
Its called "chutzpah." |
1.3704 |
0.12111 |
27 |
19 |
6 |
2 |
936 |
She volunteered to be the neighborhood's early warning system. |
1.3704 |
0.12111 |
27 |
19 |
6 |
2 |
937 |
First Bernie gets one, now everybody wants one. |
1.3704 |
0.10871 |
27 |
18 |
8 |
1 |
938 |
And now, phase two: he flies away with it gripped in his mighty talons! |
1.3704 |
0.12111 |
27 |
19 |
6 |
2 |
939 |
If only he had a bird's eye view. |
1.3704 |
0.13235 |
27 |
20 |
4 |
3 |
940 |
Help me, Dear. Is that irony or coincidence? |
1.3704 |
0.12111 |
27 |
19 |
6 |
2 |
941 |
I told you that small egg looked cuckoo to me. |
1.3704 |
0.13235 |
27 |
20 |
4 |
3 |
942 |
So, which is it? A bird mocking or a mocking bird? |
1.3704 |
0.13235 |
27 |
20 |
4 |
3 |
943 |
You distract him and I'll poop on his hat. |
1.3704 |
0.12111 |
27 |
19 |
6 |
2 |
944 |
"What!!! You forgot the camera??? |
1.3704 |
0.10871 |
27 |
18 |
8 |
1 |
945 |
She could've picked any branch on any tree ... but no - not my daughter! |
1.3704 |
0.10871 |
27 |
18 |
8 |
1 |
946 |
Only in Portland... |
1.3684 |
0.15692 |
19 |
14 |
3 |
2 |
947 |
He didn't make the 74 IQ cut for NRA membership. |
1.3684 |
0.17456 |
19 |
15 |
1 |
3 |
948 |
I'll bet he's singing like a canary. |
1.3684 |
0.15692 |
19 |
14 |
3 |
2 |
949 |
We'd get more members if we eased off on the hazing. |
1.3667 |
0.13116 |
30 |
23 |
3 |
4 |
950 |
That's one approach to camouflage. |
1.3636 |
0.14028 |
22 |
16 |
4 |
2 |
951 |
Et tu, Blue Jay? |
1.3636 |
0.14028 |
22 |
16 |
4 |
2 |
952 |
That size queen won't ride anything less than a 12-gauge. |
1.3636 |
0.14028 |
22 |
16 |
4 |
2 |
953 |
I think that the term 'riding shotgun' seems to get lost in translation for birds. |
1.3636 |
0.10497 |
22 |
14 |
8 |
0 |
954 |
What on earth do you suppose she sees in him? |
1.3636 |
0.10497 |
22 |
14 |
8 |
0 |
955 |
It may be rabbit season but he's really pressing his luck. |
1.3636 |
0.14028 |
22 |
16 |
4 |
2 |
956 |
You know, I think it's time to cut our losses with that one. |
1.3636 |
0.15494 |
22 |
17 |
2 |
3 |
957 |
I don't know why adolescents insist on testing the limits. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
958 |
Wow, the gun lobby sure has him over a barrel. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
959 |
Let's tweet this. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
960 |
He's always been a 2nd Amendment nuthatch. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
961 |
He really committed to hiding in plain sight. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
962 |
Why are we laughing? He's safer than we are. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
963 |
She DOES like heavy metal! |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
964 |
You know, Artie hasn't been quite right since we headed North." |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
965 |
How much do you suppose a bird on the barrel is worth? |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
966 |
She makes a bit too much of living on the edge. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
967 |
Now knock him out and take the gun! |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
968 |
I don't understand why he votes against his own interests. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
969 |
God bless him for being the one in the hand. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
970 |
He sure is keeping his enemy closer. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
971 |
I'm definitely taking "TRUTH" next time. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
972 |
Frank works for the hunting lobby. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
973 |
Bob's nearsighted. Luckily, so's Edwin. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
974 |
I regret telling him that he's special. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
975 |
At least he didn't get into marijuana. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
976 |
Never imagined he'd be on the No Fly List. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
977 |
Yea! Keep your enemies close. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
978 |
Game on! |
1.3600 |
0.14000 |
25 |
19 |
3 |
3 |
979 |
She'll never live to tell the quail. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
980 |
This could be the last tweet he ever sends |
1.3600 |
0.14000 |
25 |
19 |
3 |
3 |
981 |
Tim's always got to jump the gun. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
982 |
My money's on the bullet. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
983 |
Look, he's a teenager. All teenagers are birdbrains. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
984 |
Hard to believe anyone is going to find this funny! |
1.3600 |
0.15144 |
25 |
20 |
1 |
4 |
985 |
I told you he was really a stool pigeon. |
1.3600 |
0.14000 |
25 |
19 |
3 |
3 |
986 |
You know what they say about the adolescent brain. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
987 |
He must be in need of a little seed money... |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
988 |
How many times have I told Junior not to hitch-hike!? |
1.3600 |
0.14000 |
25 |
19 |
3 |
3 |
989 |
He's getting a little cocky ever since that Bernie incident. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
990 |
Believe me, with this strategy he'll learn to fly in no time. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
991 |
Wow, talk about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer! |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
992 |
Time for a pheasants' revolt. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
993 |
It really is the safest place to perch. |
1.3600 |
0.09798 |
25 |
16 |
9 |
0 |
994 |
Just one little tweet and there'll be no more twitter... |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
995 |
Don't you think Junior has taken "riding shotgun" to an extreme. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
996 |
Sure, that’s gutsy. But I never called him "chicken." I just said he looks like a chicken. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
997 |
He said it's his Twitter handle." |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
998 |
This is the worst game of chicken I've ever seen. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
999 |
No, actually it's strategy is rather brilliant. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
1000 |
The best offense is a good defense. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
1001 |
Don't fall for her mating call--I think it could be a trap. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
1002 |
We should be getting a tweet soon. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
1003 |
I feel a lot safer since the Audobon Society installed the early warning system. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
1004 |
But is it "Ha Ha" funny? |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
1005 |
There's a good example of keeping your enemies closer. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
1006 |
'Don't you wish that turkey season would last forever?' |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
1007 |
Betty and Arthur discuss the dangers of free-range parenting. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
1008 |
That bird? It's a cuckoo. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
1009 |
I've changed my mind about the 'free-range parenting' movement. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
1010 |
He's much nicer since he's gone vegan. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
1011 |
It's called transcendental hunting. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
1012 |
I guess. we can't call him chicken anymore. |
1.3600 |
0.09798 |
25 |
16 |
9 |
0 |
1013 |
He's so vain - probably thinks he's worth two of us. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
1014 |
so that's the little birdie who told him |
1.3600 |
0.09798 |
25 |
16 |
9 |
0 |
1015 |
Wow! Looks like Herb bagged a human with that gun lure. |
1.3600 |
0.09798 |
25 |
16 |
9 |
0 |
1016 |
Cheney's still confused about who he's supposed to shoot |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
1017 |
Why don't you fly over and introduce yourself to her? It's worth a shot. |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
1018 |
that slut would ride anything attached to a man |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
1019 |
He says he's worth two of us. |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
1020 |
Relax, it's just Dick Cheney. |
1.3600 |
0.14000 |
25 |
19 |
3 |
3 |
1021 |
Do you think our scout may have made a deal with the enemy? |
1.3600 |
0.11372 |
25 |
17 |
7 |
1 |
1022 |
Tweet if you want; I already posted on Instagram. |
1.3571 |
0.13815 |
28 |
22 |
2 |
4 |
1023 |
You know what they say ," A bird on the barrel is worth two on the branch". |
1.3571 |
0.11745 |
28 |
20 |
6 |
2 |
1024 |
He was always a show off. |
1.3571 |
0.10559 |
28 |
19 |
8 |
1 |
1025 |
Lucky for him its not stupid season yet |
1.3571 |
0.12822 |
28 |
21 |
4 |
3 |
1026 |
She finds a new guy and doesn't even call us anymore |
1.3571 |
0.11745 |
28 |
20 |
6 |
2 |
1027 |
Hard to tell which one is the cuckoo. |
1.3500 |
0.15000 |
20 |
15 |
3 |
2 |
1028 |
We told him to be all he can be. Next time, we'll be more specific. |
1.3500 |
0.13129 |
20 |
14 |
5 |
1 |
1029 |
If I understand the math, he should feel a trickle down his neck soon." |
1.3500 |
0.15000 |
20 |
15 |
3 |
2 |
1030 |
Incredible he is able no make that hunter to walk backwards. |
1.3500 |
0.15000 |
20 |
15 |
3 |
2 |
1031 |
We should tweet him |
1.3500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
13 |
7 |
0 |
1032 |
I think this vegan trend is finally catching on. |
1.3500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
13 |
7 |
0 |
1033 |
I hope he has hamburger in the freezer |
1.3500 |
0.16662 |
20 |
16 |
1 |
3 |
1034 |
I'm afraid that Tweetie has gone over to the dark side. |
1.3500 |
0.15000 |
20 |
15 |
3 |
2 |
1035 |
Someone should tell him there are no free rides. |
1.3488 |
0.08072 |
43 |
29 |
13 |
1 |
1036 |
OK, George got the gun; you get the shells and I'll take the hat. |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1037 |
You know he was voted 'most likely to be in the hand' in high school. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1038 |
It's tough for a coal mine canary to find work today. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1039 |
Brainwashed by the NRA. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1040 |
Wonder which one's real? |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1041 |
Pushing him out of the nest might have been a bad idea. |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1042 |
Tweet, tweet, tweet, TWEET! (translation: 'That's not a tree branch you moron!') |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1043 |
Shhhh...Not a PEEP! |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1044 |
I can't decide which one is more clueless. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1045 |
That's why I gave up internet dating. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1046 |
Pssst Steve! Not what we meant by taking a stance on gun control! |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1047 |
If he gets that in his hand, we're safe. |
1.3478 |
0.14889 |
23 |
18 |
2 |
3 |
1048 |
The birdbrain volunteered to ride shotgun. |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1049 |
Looks like he has developed Stockholm Syndrome. |
1.3478 |
0.10154 |
23 |
15 |
8 |
0 |
1050 |
Bastard! |
1.3478 |
0.14889 |
23 |
18 |
2 |
3 |
1051 |
If he looks at you and says watch the birdie, fly! |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1052 |
They're both in existential crises |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1053 |
Hide in plain sight. Brilliant. |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1054 |
Junior's new friend worries me. |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1055 |
A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush. |
1.3478 |
0.10154 |
23 |
15 |
8 |
0 |
1056 |
He uses it for Twitter blasts. |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1057 |
I hope that plan doesn't backfire on him. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1058 |
Not too sure--it's either a Mockingbird or Twitter Follower |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1059 |
The sparrow is in the nest. Repeat, the sparrow is in the nest. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1060 |
I always thought he was a title cuckoo! |
1.3478 |
0.14889 |
23 |
18 |
2 |
3 |
1061 |
He wields obliviousness like a saber. |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1062 |
I can only assume that Tabby riding has lost its thrill |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1063 |
There's Bird-a-dict Arnold! |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1064 |
He may be riding shotgun, but I'm branch manager. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1065 |
Treason is never out of season. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1066 |
He said he would never be a cliche. |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1067 |
If you think about it, that is actually the safest place to be. |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1068 |
Don't worry. He's riding shotgun. |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1069 |
They seem happy, but i can't see them staying together |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1070 |
I see Frank's been working through his trust issues. |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1071 |
"Who would have guessed that Bob would go over to the dark side"? |
1.3478 |
0.10154 |
23 |
15 |
8 |
0 |
1072 |
I'm sure it'll blow up in my face, but I'm gonna ask her out |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1073 |
It's not the grandstanding but the tweeting about it that gets me. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1074 |
Don't look now, but your ex is dating another hunter. |
1.3478 |
0.14889 |
23 |
18 |
2 |
3 |
1075 |
I knew he'd sing, but I didn't think they could turn him. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1076 |
For once I would like him to choose "truth" in our Truth or Dare. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1077 |
Kids! In my day we'd stand on his cap peak and whistle dixie |
1.3478 |
0.10154 |
23 |
15 |
8 |
0 |
1078 |
He won't find us using a stool pigeon. |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
1079 |
The heart wants what the heart wants. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1080 |
Two in the bush is definitely worth more than one on the barrel. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
1081 |
I wonder if Dan was the best quail to choose as our lookout? |
1.3462 |
0.11014 |
26 |
18 |
7 |
1 |
1082 |
I told you he couldn't turn down a dare. |
1.3462 |
0.13522 |
26 |
20 |
3 |
3 |
1083 |
That's feeding the hand that bites you! |
1.3462 |
0.12332 |
26 |
19 |
5 |
2 |
1084 |
She's always liked living on the edge.... |
1.3462 |
0.09515 |
26 |
17 |
9 |
0 |
1085 |
Uh oh... How many birds in the bush is one on the barrel worth? |
1.3462 |
0.11014 |
26 |
18 |
7 |
1 |
1086 |
Poor guy. I heard the ex-wife got the kids and the perch. |
1.3462 |
0.13522 |
26 |
20 |
3 |
3 |
1087 |
I betcha within 10 minutes he has his wallet. |
1.3462 |
0.11014 |
26 |
18 |
7 |
1 |
1088 |
I think his plan is about to backfire. |
1.3462 |
0.12332 |
26 |
19 |
5 |
2 |
1089 |
Interesting camouflage. |
1.3462 |
0.12332 |
26 |
19 |
5 |
2 |
1090 |
I thought you told him not to play chicken |
1.3462 |
0.12332 |
26 |
19 |
5 |
2 |
1091 |
Does he think we're dodo birds?! What a stupid decoy! |
1.3462 |
0.11014 |
26 |
18 |
7 |
1 |
1092 |
It looks like Blinky forgot his contacts again. |
1.3462 |
0.12332 |
26 |
19 |
5 |
2 |
1093 |
"Do you think he knows he's not sitting on a branch? |
1.3462 |
0.11014 |
26 |
18 |
7 |
1 |
1094 |
In this case, I'm inclined to think that two in the bush are better. |
1.3462 |
0.12332 |
26 |
19 |
5 |
2 |
1095 |
I know, it's crazy, but he says he's hiding in plain sight. |
1.3448 |
0.10262 |
29 |
20 |
8 |
1 |
1096 |
He's anti-establishment. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
21 |
14 |
7 |
0 |
1097 |
Like my dad used to say, "keep your wrens close, but your enemies closer." |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1098 |
Jumping the shark is so last week. |
1.3333 |
0.14329 |
24 |
19 |
2 |
3 |
1099 |
All clear. No sign of Dick Chaney. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1100 |
Must be an election year. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1101 |
Jeez. I was only kidding when I said "Three's a crowd". |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1102 |
I hope the hunter is far sighted... |
1.3333 |
0.09829 |
24 |
16 |
8 |
0 |
1103 |
Do we really need empirical evidence that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? |
1.3333 |
0.10675 |
27 |
19 |
7 |
1 |
1104 |
Animal extreme sports |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1105 |
That Sanders rally sure made him cocky. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
21 |
15 |
5 |
1 |
1106 |
I hear he's peeping with the enemy |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1107 |
Did I ever introduce you to my birdbrain of a cousin Lenny? |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1108 |
You think that's brave do you. Watch me land on his hat. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1109 |
"Give us a TWEET when you get there. |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1110 |
He always was unflappable. |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1111 |
He's no birdbrain! He knows you need to keep your friends close and your enemies closer. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
21 |
15 |
5 |
1 |
1112 |
I double-dog dared him. |
1.3333 |
0.09829 |
24 |
16 |
8 |
0 |
1113 |
Maybe that's it. Hide in plain sight. |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1114 |
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1115 |
Didn't I read we are now an endangered species? |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1116 |
No more flocking together with her. |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1117 |
That's Wally, always pushing the envelope. |
1.3333 |
0.15936 |
21 |
17 |
1 |
3 |
1118 |
phoebe always did have two right wings. |
1.3333 |
0.14003 |
18 |
13 |
4 |
1 |
1119 |
I wonder how many followers he has. |
1.3333 |
0.14329 |
24 |
19 |
2 |
3 |
1120 |
Are we the two in the bush, and he is the bird in the hand or is he just an idiot? |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1121 |
tweet, that's #worthtwointhebush |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1122 |
Do you think that's what they mean when they say, " Keep your friends close, and your enemy closer." ? |
1.3333 |
0.09829 |
24 |
16 |
8 |
0 |
1123 |
Thank God! A bird on the gun is worth two on the bush. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1124 |
Obviously another severe case of Stockholm Syndrome. |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1125 |
The one place he'll never look |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
21 |
14 |
7 |
0 |
1126 |
Son of a bitch!! That's the little little birdie that tells him where to hunt! |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1127 |
It's a cultural exchange program. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1128 |
It’s the same trick we used to get Dick Chaney to shoot his friend in the face. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1129 |
At first I thought it was a Stool Pigeon. |
1.3333 |
0.10675 |
27 |
19 |
7 |
1 |
1130 |
I wish he'd stop saying "some of my best friends are birds" before he fires. |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1131 |
I can't believe our son turned on us like that |
1.3333 |
0.11935 |
27 |
20 |
5 |
2 |
1132 |
Brilliant! He's hiding in plain gun-sight. |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1133 |
I never pictured Frank as a stool pigeon. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
21 |
15 |
5 |
1 |
1134 |
Not a peep |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1135 |
So that’s the NRA’s new mascot! |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1136 |
Beware! One bird on a barrel is safer than two on a bush. |
1.3333 |
0.11935 |
27 |
20 |
5 |
2 |
1137 |
The death of Twitter |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1138 |
He's still technically ahead of the game. |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1139 |
So which one's the dumber animal? |
1.3333 |
0.14003 |
18 |
13 |
4 |
1 |
1140 |
Tweetie pulled a thorn out of his foot once. |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1141 |
Looks like L'il Chirp has turned narc! |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1142 |
Ironically, he's a lovebird. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
21 |
14 |
7 |
0 |
1143 |
Apparently the DoDo bird isn't extinct. |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1144 |
It was just a dare; I didn't think he'd really do it! |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1145 |
I hear he's got connections. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1146 |
I keep trying to accept his new lifestyle. |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1147 |
As the pet of an NRA lobbyist, he kind of has to look the other way sometimes. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1148 |
Remember--he's more scared of us than we are of him. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
21 |
15 |
5 |
1 |
1149 |
Looks like entrapment to me. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
21 |
15 |
5 |
1 |
1150 |
Something tells me his cataract surgery wasn't a success. |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1151 |
One day it will all backfire on him. |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1152 |
He says he got the idea from Occupy Wall Street. |
1.3333 |
0.09829 |
24 |
16 |
8 |
0 |
1153 |
It must be safe. Look at Judas. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
21 |
15 |
5 |
1 |
1154 |
A bird on the barrel is worth how many in the bush? |
1.3333 |
0.09829 |
24 |
16 |
8 |
0 |
1155 |
Look at our son... Already standing proud on a branch of a walking tree. |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1156 |
Hopefully this rebellious phase ends soon. |
1.3333 |
0.09829 |
24 |
16 |
8 |
0 |
1157 |
I hope that means a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1158 |
It's a decoy. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1159 |
One thing I'll say for her: She always stuck to her guns. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
21 |
14 |
7 |
0 |
1160 |
Well, a bird on the handgun is worth two in the bush. |
1.3333 |
0.14329 |
24 |
19 |
2 |
3 |
1161 |
It's cheaper than Uber. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1162 |
Look! A red-backed Quisling! |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
21 |
15 |
5 |
1 |
1163 |
Not exactly a pear tree, is it? |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
21 |
15 |
5 |
1 |
1164 |
I thought we taught her to look the other way. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1165 |
You have got to admire his fearlessness, he just doesn't give a tweet. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1166 |
Well I certainly didn't raise her that way. |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1167 |
she volunteered to be the decoy! |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1168 |
I've tried to warn her about the dangers of hitchhiking but she never listens. |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1169 |
Dead man perching... |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1170 |
I guess a bird in the hand is really worth more than two in the bush. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
21 |
15 |
5 |
1 |
1171 |
Did you start the timer? |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
21 |
14 |
7 |
0 |
1172 |
Polly forgot his glasses again. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1173 |
Ever since he landed on Bernie Sander's podium, he thinks he can land anywhere he wants! |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1174 |
let's go land on his head |
1.3333 |
0.09829 |
24 |
16 |
8 |
0 |
1175 |
They say that's the safest place to be during hunting season. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
21 |
15 |
5 |
1 |
1176 |
That stool pigeon is singing like a canary! |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1177 |
Don´t pay any attention. It´s just a decoy. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
21 |
15 |
5 |
1 |
1178 |
That's the lazy way to migrate. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
21 |
14 |
7 |
0 |
1179 |
Talk about clueless. |
1.3333 |
0.15936 |
21 |
17 |
1 |
3 |
1180 |
Brave, yes. But incredibly stupid. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1181 |
And I thought we were cuckoo. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1182 |
Welp...fish in a barrel, you're officially on notice. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1183 |
She's telling us old George forgot his glasses again. |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1184 |
Trust me, we're better off as two in the bush than a finch on a barrel. |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1185 |
PSSSSST..hey Harvey look left! look left! |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
21 |
14 |
7 |
0 |
1186 |
I'm going to twitter about it. |
1.3333 |
0.14003 |
18 |
13 |
4 |
1 |
1187 |
Larry's the best dog bird around. |
1.3333 |
0.15542 |
24 |
20 |
0 |
4 |
1188 |
I heard it was a shotgun wedding. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
21 |
15 |
5 |
1 |
1189 |
He's been like that since Susan left. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1190 |
He's clearly the one who's 'cuckoo.' |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1191 |
Now that's a Cuckoo bird. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
21 |
15 |
5 |
1 |
1192 |
Dare devilry is one of his mating ploys... |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
21 |
14 |
7 |
0 |
1193 |
Our little one is a real humanbrain |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1194 |
Stay still and no jokes about "riding shotgun"! |
1.3333 |
0.15936 |
21 |
17 |
1 |
3 |
1195 |
I hope Bambi doesn't fall for this. |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1196 |
He's a coal miner. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1197 |
Better to be two in the bush. |
1.3333 |
0.14329 |
24 |
19 |
2 |
3 |
1198 |
Guns don't kill birds. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1199 |
Are you for sure that the saying goes " A bird in the hand ...... ? " |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1200 |
I'd say he has him over a barrel. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
21 |
14 |
7 |
0 |
1201 |
I hope he knows that he's not sitting on a branch. |
1.3333 |
0.10675 |
27 |
19 |
7 |
1 |
1202 |
Don't be fooled. He does want two in the bush. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
21 |
15 |
5 |
1 |
1203 |
With only one hunter, "hide in plain sight" can work. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1204 |
We always knew he was a son of a gun! |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1205 |
Pretty sure the cartoonist wants us to ridicule the NRA. I just can't figure out how. |
1.3333 |
0.14329 |
24 |
19 |
2 |
3 |
1206 |
He's sure to get a lot of tweets, though. |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1207 |
Not fair. He's using a stool pigeon. |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1208 |
He said he wanted to take a stand on gun control. I'm not sure he understands the issue. |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1209 |
Cocky. Isn't he. |
1.3333 |
0.11526 |
24 |
17 |
6 |
1 |
1210 |
He's watched too many Bugs Bunny cartoons. |
1.3333 |
0.14365 |
21 |
16 |
3 |
2 |
1211 |
I'll take truth |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1212 |
With balls that big he won't be able to fly away |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1213 |
The best place to hide is on site. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1214 |
Well, there's one we won't have to worry about. |
1.3333 |
0.13003 |
24 |
18 |
4 |
2 |
1215 |
Even if he ends up 'in the hand,' no way is he worth more than you and me. |
1.3333 |
0.14329 |
24 |
19 |
2 |
3 |
1216 |
Ok. He's in position. By the way, when was the last time YOU mooned a hunter? |
1.3214 |
0.11563 |
28 |
21 |
5 |
2 |
1217 |
A bird feed addict will sell out his own mother. |
1.3200 |
0.11136 |
25 |
18 |
6 |
1 |
1218 |
He'd be a lot safer if he learned how to fly.. |
1.3200 |
0.11136 |
25 |
18 |
6 |
1 |
1219 |
He must have balls the size of peanuts. |
1.3200 |
0.13808 |
25 |
20 |
2 |
3 |
1220 |
Well, that's one way to find his mother. |
1.3200 |
0.11136 |
25 |
18 |
6 |
1 |
1221 |
Well....he is an NRA member! |
1.3200 |
0.11136 |
25 |
18 |
6 |
1 |
1222 |
He's a stool pigeon for the gun lobby. |
1.3200 |
0.12543 |
25 |
19 |
4 |
2 |
1223 |
I told you we never should have moved to Oregon. |
1.3200 |
0.11136 |
25 |
18 |
6 |
1 |
1224 |
Notice how Farmer Brown makes a complete 180 each time he hears a tweet. |
1.3200 |
0.13808 |
25 |
20 |
2 |
3 |
1225 |
Stay alert - technically, he's not 'in hand.' |
1.3200 |
0.12543 |
25 |
19 |
4 |
2 |
1226 |
Must be first day of rabbit season. |
1.3200 |
0.09522 |
25 |
17 |
8 |
0 |
1227 |
I'm not surprised. His parents were stool pigeons. |
1.3200 |
0.11136 |
25 |
18 |
6 |
1 |
1228 |
Wasn't he at Woodstock? |
1.3200 |
0.12543 |
25 |
19 |
4 |
2 |
1229 |
Not to worry, he's hunting wabbits. |
1.3200 |
0.12543 |
25 |
19 |
4 |
2 |
1230 |
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. He's about to snap one off right on the barrel. |
1.3200 |
0.12543 |
25 |
19 |
4 |
2 |
1231 |
She's so arrogant. I heard her say she's worth the two of us here in the bushes. |
1.3200 |
0.12543 |
25 |
19 |
4 |
2 |
1232 |
He's twice the bird we are. |
1.3200 |
0.13808 |
25 |
20 |
2 |
3 |
1233 |
I've heard of symbiotic relationships but that's just a plain death wish. |
1.3200 |
0.12543 |
25 |
19 |
4 |
2 |
1234 |
Back in my day we were in hands, not on guns. |
1.3200 |
0.11136 |
25 |
18 |
6 |
1 |
1235 |
You know, he's lasted this long, maybe he's onto something. Shall we? |
1.3200 |
0.09522 |
25 |
17 |
8 |
0 |
1236 |
Speaking of a shotgun marriage. |
1.3200 |
0.13808 |
25 |
20 |
2 |
3 |
1237 |
So much for that "birds of a feather" stuff. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1238 |
I think our net worth has just been greatly diminished. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1239 |
You know there is an bit of Elmer Fudd in every man. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1240 |
I told you he would sing like a canary. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1241 |
They call us bird-brains? |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1242 |
No, Jerry! Don't look inside! ITS NOT A BIRD FEEDER! |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1243 |
It makes them both feel macho. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1244 |
He clearly needs a refresher on how to use decoys. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1245 |
My money's on the bird. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1246 |
The other two are still in the bush. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1247 |
Should we tell him where the Bernie rally is? |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1248 |
Relax. A bird on the gun is worth two in the bush! |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1249 |
The fun part is when the guy finally sees him and Mort doesn’t let go. |
1.3182 |
0.15270 |
22 |
18 |
1 |
3 |
1250 |
Let's be grateful that junior didn't fly away to join ISIS! |
1.3182 |
0.15270 |
22 |
18 |
1 |
3 |
1251 |
He really thinks that little guy is worth the two of us? |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1252 |
The gun lobby will use this for another peaceful use for guns. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1253 |
This gun is useless; everyone knows that you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1254 |
I think it's known as a peep sight. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1255 |
Looks like he joined the Other Side. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1256 |
I always knew Vinny was a rat. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1257 |
Looks like she's riding shotgun. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1258 |
Glad to see he's putting all that unpheasantness behind him. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1259 |
You want to tweet him? |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1260 |
I told him to stay in the nest until the eye drops wore off. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1261 |
He is so grounded. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1262 |
He feels strongly about her Second Amendment rights. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1263 |
He did always fly to the beat of his own gunner. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1264 |
He's gone over to the dark side. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1265 |
A few seconds on Bernie's podium and he thinks he's invincible. |
1.3182 |
0.15270 |
22 |
18 |
1 |
3 |
1266 |
Send him another tweet. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1267 |
You have to admire her willingness to reach across the aisle. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1268 |
maybe he should have taken truth. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1269 |
'Time to push him out of the nest' you said. 'Time to push him out of the nest.' |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1270 |
"He always wanted to be a BIG SHOT |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1271 |
I told you a bird on the man is worth two in the bush. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1272 |
He may be early but he'll never see the worm. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1273 |
That Phil is one brave bird. No, he's just cuckoo. |
1.3182 |
0.15270 |
22 |
18 |
1 |
3 |
1274 |
Rudy always seems to find the most unusual Internet travel sites. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1275 |
I've heard of hiding in plain sight, but never hiding as the sight. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1276 |
Wait, it gets better. He just ate. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1277 |
One of them is going to learn the hard way. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1278 |
Blue jay, red state. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1279 |
We call it 'Hidden in plain sight'. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1280 |
Embarrassing—just one twitter follower. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1281 |
Oh-oh. Bye-Bye Birdie! |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1282 |
I thought dog was mans best friend |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1283 |
It's wabbit season. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1284 |
... and he keeps his enemies closer. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1285 |
I'm not so sure the expensive private school was the best choice in the end. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1286 |
She's exercising her right to sit on whatever stick she chooses. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1287 |
He was let go as canary in a mineshaft. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1288 |
I don't care how sympatico they are, he just doesn't seem right for her. |
1.3182 |
0.15270 |
22 |
18 |
1 |
3 |
1289 |
Don't answer his tweets! |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1290 |
I see Tweety is riding shotgun again. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1291 |
Ok, if he can stay there for another two minutes, he's in the club. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1292 |
Putting oneself on the crosshairs is sometimes the safest position. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1293 |
I don't trust his Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1294 |
Those human decoys get more life-like every year. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1295 |
He's a strange bird. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1296 |
Icarus would be proud. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1297 |
He'll realize it's not a branch eventually . . . right honey? |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1298 |
Don't worry, a bird on the gun is worth two in the bush. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1299 |
Always living on the edge is your brother |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1300 |
That's my boy! |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1301 |
He's taking this Mocking Jay thing to a whole new level. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1302 |
He's never been afraid to live life on the edge. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1303 |
Stu? He's a yellow-bellied turncoat. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1304 |
Our embedded reporter is doing a great job so far!.. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1305 |
So typical with her - new week, new hunter. |
1.3182 |
0.15270 |
22 |
18 |
1 |
3 |
1306 |
I guess Frankie IS a big shot now. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1307 |
Keep your enemies closer... |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1308 |
This isn't sitting well with the dog unions. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1309 |
It's nice that someone finally answered his mating call. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1310 |
It's called hiding in plain sight. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1311 |
What...you were expecting another Trump cartoon? |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1312 |
Now, there's the definition of "Irony"... |
1.3182 |
0.15270 |
22 |
18 |
1 |
3 |
1313 |
We have to address Bobby's impulse control. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1314 |
She's always living on the edge |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1315 |
He's a stool pigeon for the NRA |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1316 |
It's a drone. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1317 |
That's his dog-bird |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1318 |
It's her new consulting gig. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1319 |
140 word obit coming up. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1320 |
He's hiding in plain sight. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1321 |
Worms! They're hunting worms! |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1322 |
She's cute, but I don't like the position she's taken. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1323 |
That's one game bird. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1324 |
He said he'd whistle if he saw anything dangerous. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1325 |
He told me he was inspired by the Tiananmen Square protester. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1326 |
He's taking your keep-your-enemies-close advice to an extreme. |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1327 |
It's time you talked to our son about the facts of life. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1328 |
And you thought tweeting online was dangerous |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1329 |
So what's a *gun* in the hand worth? |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1330 |
I don't understand adrenalin junkies at all. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1331 |
I always thought Ed was a bird brain. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1332 |
I sense neither one lives in the present. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1333 |
I believe it's what they call "leaning in". |
1.3182 |
0.10164 |
22 |
15 |
7 |
0 |
1334 |
Our little girl's giving a whole new meaning to "riding shotgun!" |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1335 |
Now that's wht I call the catbird seat! |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1336 |
I told you he was a stool pigeon. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1337 |
That's genius, she's out of the line of fire. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1338 |
She makes it through hunting season year after year. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1339 |
Suicide attempt no53, I'm sure he can make it this time. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1340 |
I find the new gunsight offensive. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1341 |
You go girl! |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1342 |
Don't be fooled. Our tiny friend is stuffed. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1343 |
Hey, Dufus! It still looks like a rifle! |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1344 |
I hate it when they fight. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1345 |
Balls like ostrich eggs. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1346 |
His NRA rating is 95 % |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1347 |
Just because it's different doesn't mean it's wrong. |
1.3182 |
0.15270 |
22 |
18 |
1 |
3 |
1348 |
Why does SHE get to ride shotgun?! |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1349 |
You know what they say, "A bird on a gun is dumber than two in the bush". |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1350 |
Worst. Hunter. Ever. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1351 |
Now there's a guy who lives on the edge! |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1352 |
Oh that's just a new decoy meant to attract single chicks who support the NRA |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1353 |
I hear she's Tweeting for the NRA. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1354 |
It's a changing world, Mildred. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
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1 |
1355 |
It should be o.k. We're the two in the bush. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1356 |
I'm so over it -- birds don't really make everything cuter. |
1.3182 |
0.15270 |
22 |
18 |
1 |
3 |
1357 |
That taxidermist isn't fooling anyone!! |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1358 |
Let's hope he can fly in the face of danger. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1359 |
Obamacare has made him fearless |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1360 |
So ... hindsight isn't *always* 20/20. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1361 |
I really admired his work in the Woodstock poster. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1362 |
Not to worry-The location of the decoy tells me he's a novice hunter. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1363 |
I heard he turned, and become a scout. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1364 |
Dead bird riding. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1365 |
You should see what it looks like what it looks like when he goes hunting for hippos. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1366 |
Looks like he's been taking birdseed from the gun lobby again. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1367 |
He thinks an enemy kept close at hand is better than two friends in bush. |
1.3182 |
0.15270 |
22 |
18 |
1 |
3 |
1368 |
He'll never look there... |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1369 |
I always knew he was a bit of a Judas |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1370 |
Must be going for the Darwin Award. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1371 |
It's always been an odd relationship. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1372 |
Live by the gun, die by the gun. |
1.3182 |
0.13780 |
22 |
17 |
3 |
2 |
1373 |
I heard he has a mole working for him too. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1374 |
Now that's what we call a dodo bird. |
1.3182 |
0.12108 |
22 |
16 |
5 |
1 |
1375 |
His latest tweet was that he's trying to work within the system. |
1.3158 |
0.10956 |
19 |
13 |
6 |
0 |
1376 |
Peep sight! |
1.3158 |
0.15395 |
19 |
15 |
2 |
2 |
1377 |
OK. When Billy gets the gun, you grab the old geezer’s wallet. |
1.3158 |
0.10956 |
19 |
13 |
6 |
0 |
1378 |
I don't understand the appeal, but it's her life. |
1.3158 |
0.13361 |
19 |
14 |
4 |
1 |
1379 |
He's the ultimate bird of prey. |
1.3158 |
0.10956 |
19 |
13 |
6 |
0 |
1380 |
Looks like two twits! |
1.3158 |
0.15395 |
19 |
15 |
2 |
2 |
1381 |
We've got a guy on the inside. |
1.3158 |
0.13361 |
19 |
14 |
4 |
1 |
1382 |
Yes, I do believe it's the extremely rare "Huntus Oblivious!" |
1.3158 |
0.13361 |
19 |
14 |
4 |
1 |
1383 |
There's no way she's worth the two of us. |
1.3158 |
0.15395 |
19 |
15 |
2 |
2 |
1384 |
Such a sellout! |
1.3158 |
0.13361 |
19 |
14 |
4 |
1 |
1385 |
He gets his chutzpah from your side of the family. |
1.3158 |
0.13361 |
19 |
14 |
4 |
1 |
1386 |
No, it's true. As long as you're sitting there, he can't shoot you. |
1.3158 |
0.13361 |
19 |
14 |
4 |
1 |
1387 |
Now tell her to reguritate the worm into the barrell |
1.3158 |
0.13361 |
19 |
14 |
4 |
1 |
1388 |
Didn't we just see him on Bernie Sanders podium? |
1.3158 |
0.13361 |
19 |
14 |
4 |
1 |
1389 |
You have to admire his pluck. |
1.3158 |
0.15395 |
19 |
15 |
2 |
2 |
1390 |
You're right. Decoy location is everything. |
1.3158 |
0.15395 |
19 |
15 |
2 |
2 |
1391 |
Stockholm syndrome strikes again! |
1.3158 |
0.15395 |
19 |
15 |
2 |
2 |
1392 |
You're right--it IS Bernie Sanders. |
1.3158 |
0.15395 |
19 |
15 |
2 |
2 |
1393 |
Well, the strange thing is that birds aren't afraid of him but no humans will hunt with him and they say that he used to be some kind of vice president. |
1.3158 |
0.15395 |
19 |
15 |
2 |
2 |
1394 |
Phoebe is such a showboat. |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
1395 |
You wanna tell him or should I? |
1.3125 |
0.15052 |
16 |
12 |
3 |
1 |
1396 |
Our baby unfortunately joined the NRA. |
1.3077 |
0.12114 |
26 |
20 |
4 |
2 |
1397 |
He always had a thing for being the bad ass renegade. |
1.3077 |
0.12114 |
26 |
20 |
4 |
2 |
1398 |
I bet him he wouldn't do it and now I have to pay up. It seems he's got me over a barrel." |
1.3077 |
0.12114 |
26 |
20 |
4 |
2 |
1399 |
He knows that's not a branch, right? |
1.3077 |
0.10769 |
26 |
19 |
6 |
1 |
1400 |
Pass the word. We've a stool pigeon. |
1.3077 |
0.10769 |
26 |
19 |
6 |
1 |
1401 |
He notifies next of kin. |
1.3077 |
0.10769 |
26 |
19 |
6 |
1 |
1402 |
Birdie Flanders just doesn't have quite the same ring to it. |
1.3043 |
0.13240 |
23 |
18 |
3 |
2 |
1403 |
Do you think he knows yet? |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1404 |
Heroic, stupid, and novel, all at the same time. |
1.3043 |
0.09810 |
23 |
16 |
7 |
0 |
1405 |
Smart, too close to shoot. |
1.3043 |
0.13240 |
23 |
18 |
3 |
2 |
1406 |
It really makes you rethink the natural order of things, doesn't it? |
1.3043 |
0.14657 |
23 |
19 |
1 |
3 |
1407 |
She looks single -- care to be my wingman? |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1408 |
Well, he did call it first. |
1.3043 |
0.13240 |
23 |
18 |
3 |
2 |
1409 |
You should have breastfed that boy. |
1.3043 |
0.09810 |
23 |
16 |
7 |
0 |
1410 |
Hey, he's your son too! |
1.3043 |
0.09810 |
23 |
16 |
7 |
0 |
1411 |
That way, when he tweets, he can see who his followers are. |
1.3043 |
0.09810 |
23 |
16 |
7 |
0 |
1412 |
If that had been Cheney instead of Sanders, that would wipe than stupid smile off his beak. |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1413 |
See Ethel , there's one of 'em pro-gun democrat socialist doves I was warnin' you about...! |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1414 |
It's a new kind of blind. |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1415 |
He'll do anything to avoid flying south for the winter. |
1.3043 |
0.13240 |
23 |
18 |
3 |
2 |
1416 |
I hate it when he pulls that Francis of Assisi crap. |
1.3043 |
0.13240 |
23 |
18 |
3 |
2 |
1417 |
Perhaps we ought to consider the advantages of helicopter parenting. |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1418 |
Too soon the companion, too late the target. |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1419 |
Next he'll have one of their bumper stickers on his butt. |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1420 |
It's their audacity that puts them on the endangered species list. |
1.3043 |
0.09810 |
23 |
16 |
7 |
0 |
1421 |
Okay, so which one's dumber? |
1.3043 |
0.13240 |
23 |
18 |
3 |
2 |
1422 |
One in the hand is worth two in the bush. |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1423 |
I'm told it's the new PR campaign for the NRA. |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1424 |
We really need to get glasses for Junior! |
1.3043 |
0.09810 |
23 |
16 |
7 |
0 |
1425 |
What a turncoat. |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1426 |
Now if he can somehow get to the bullets... |
1.3043 |
0.09810 |
23 |
16 |
7 |
0 |
1427 |
I think he has a death wish. |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1428 |
I wonder which the hunter prefers, the bird on his barrel or us two in the bush? |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1429 |
A bird on the rifle is worth two in the bush. |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1430 |
Talk about whistling through the graveyard... |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1431 |
Not to worry he's a politician, talks loud but only shoots blanks. |
1.3043 |
0.11652 |
23 |
17 |
5 |
1 |
1432 |
Relax. They only shoot each other now. |
1.3043 |
0.14657 |
23 |
19 |
1 |
3 |
1433 |
Now that we're behind enemy lines, we can win this. |
1.3043 |
0.13240 |
23 |
18 |
3 |
2 |
1434 |
sid is going to ruin everything sitting on the decoy like that |
1.3043 |
0.14657 |
23 |
19 |
1 |
3 |
1435 |
Doesn't surprise me. He's a strict Constitutionalist. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
1436 |
He self-identifies as a bloodhound. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1437 |
Thinking inside the box is so underrated. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1438 |
He's got chutzpah I'll give him that. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1439 |
Well, I guess he has the catbird seat. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1440 |
Brunch today will be Eggs Benedict Arnold. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1441 |
Nothing is safer than being a rifle sight |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1442 |
First it was those weird pink berries, then low-altitude-sunroof-pooping, now this. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1443 |
He did it. Little guy once told me his was going to face away from his fears. |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1444 |
Hopefully that finch doesn't flinch. |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1445 |
Two in the bush, that's my strategy. Always stick with two in the bush. |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1446 |
The guy is a legend. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1447 |
Risk taking! That's your side of the family! |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1448 |
He only hunts Wabbits |
1.3000 |
0.10513 |
20 |
14 |
6 |
0 |
1449 |
I told her if she feeds and takes care of him we can keep him. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1450 |
Somebody needs a hunting lesson. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1451 |
He plans to live-tweet every shot. |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1452 |
is that a tweet or a retreat? |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1453 |
Gun control is for the birds. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1454 |
He's always free loading something. That's just the way he is. |
1.3000 |
0.10513 |
20 |
14 |
6 |
0 |
1455 |
Well at least we have next spring to try again. |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1456 |
A delegate in the hand is worth two in the bush. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1457 |
That Sanders campaign rally thing really went to his head. |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1458 |
Sally's such a show off. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1459 |
They met at a Trump rally. She's always making choices against her own self-interest. |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1460 |
Look, a cartridge! |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1461 |
I can't wait to read his tweet. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1462 |
You've gotta give it to Bobby, he's got the best mating strategy in the forest. |
1.3000 |
0.10513 |
20 |
14 |
6 |
0 |
1463 |
And they call us 'birdbrains'. |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1464 |
Looks like a variant of Stockholm syndrome. |
1.3000 |
0.10513 |
20 |
14 |
6 |
0 |
1465 |
We should keep OUR enemies close. |
1.3000 |
0.10513 |
20 |
14 |
6 |
0 |
1466 |
This is why we have inherit the expression "bird brain" |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1467 |
His tweets have an international following. |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1468 |
Sold out for a year's supply of sunflower hearts! |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1469 |
That's a shotgun bird if I've ever seen one. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1470 |
Let's hope he worth two in the bush |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1471 |
That's that 'brown-noser thrush.' |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1472 |
He was always a social climber |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1473 |
I Told you he was a mockingbird! |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1474 |
Bird brain. |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1475 |
From the day he was hatched I knew he would be different. |
1.3000 |
0.10513 |
20 |
14 |
6 |
0 |
1476 |
I'd say he's a sitting duck, but that would be racist. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1477 |
One day his pranks will backfire on him |
1.3000 |
0.10513 |
20 |
14 |
6 |
0 |
1478 |
Yea, I have heard that...but what's a bird on a gun worth? |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1479 |
She's gone to the Dark Side! |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1480 |
Sparrows! Always pushing boundaries. |
1.3000 |
0.10513 |
20 |
14 |
6 |
0 |
1481 |
I think we should let Petey know the guy's not a worm hunter. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1482 |
A bird on a gun is worth two in a bush. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1483 |
I can't believe you tricked him into thinking that's a pear tree. |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1484 |
He said that's the safest spot. |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1485 |
And they disparage us as "bird brains." |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1486 |
Tweet, tweet, #dumbassbird |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1487 |
Don't be fooled - it's just a cheep stunt. |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1488 |
I've never been much of a daredevil. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1489 |
Endangered species are such show offs. |
1.3000 |
0.10513 |
20 |
14 |
6 |
0 |
1490 |
Now that's something to tweet about. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1491 |
Wow! Talk about hiding in plain sight. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1492 |
He's part dodo on his father's side. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1493 |
He called it first, so he gets to ride shotgun. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1494 |
We're not in the clear until he moves down to his hand. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1495 |
When did Larry turn into a stool pigeon? |
1.3000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
16 |
2 |
2 |
1496 |
I guess, if you can't beat them, join them. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1497 |
He's actually safer there. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1498 |
I'd say he's fallen pretty far from the tree ... |
1.3000 |
0.10513 |
20 |
14 |
6 |
0 |
1499 |
He's not brave. He's just not in season. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1500 |
There goes Merv, proving there's no magic bullet for stupidity. |
1.3000 |
0.12773 |
20 |
15 |
4 |
1 |
1501 |
No wonder bird brains get a bad rap. |
1.2963 |
0.10425 |
27 |
20 |
6 |
1 |
1502 |
I know it's politically incorrect to say it, but she is such a birdbrain. |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
1503 |
That's no squab -- that's a scab. |
1.2941 |
0.11391 |
17 |
12 |
5 |
0 |
1504 |
I just don't have the heart to tell him he's a bird. |
1.2941 |
0.11391 |
17 |
12 |
5 |
0 |
1505 |
He joined the NRA. |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
1506 |
Statistics be damned, personally I wouldn't perch there. |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
1507 |
There goes Cousin Tom |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
1508 |
I don't know...it looks like a red herring to me. |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
1509 |
As long as he keeps quiet, hiding in plain sight could work. |
1.2941 |
0.11391 |
17 |
12 |
5 |
0 |
1510 |
He's not worth two of us! |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
1511 |
I don't understand how a bird could be a Republican these days. |
1.2941 |
0.11391 |
17 |
12 |
5 |
0 |
1512 |
I swear, they get dumber every year. |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
1513 |
It always amazes me that I have friends in the NRA. |
1.2941 |
0.11391 |
17 |
12 |
5 |
0 |
1514 |
Now who's the bird brain? |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
1515 |
46, 47, 48 - he just might make a new personal best |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
1516 |
He still hasn't seen the first robin of the spring. |
1.2917 |
0.12739 |
24 |
19 |
3 |
2 |
1517 |
He's no canary and that ain't no coal mine, but I still get a bad vibe. |
1.2917 |
0.11228 |
24 |
18 |
5 |
1 |
1518 |
It's okay, he has Obamacare... |
1.2917 |
0.09478 |
24 |
17 |
7 |
0 |
1519 |
Boy, the NRA know how to drive memberships! |
1.2917 |
0.11228 |
24 |
18 |
5 |
1 |
1520 |
Early bird gets the slug |
1.2917 |
0.11228 |
24 |
18 |
5 |
1 |
1521 |
Ever since they exchanged tweets, she's had his back. |
1.2917 |
0.11228 |
24 |
18 |
5 |
1 |
1522 |
Decoy! |
1.2917 |
0.11228 |
24 |
18 |
5 |
1 |
1523 |
Is he still worth two in the bush? |
1.2917 |
0.14090 |
24 |
20 |
1 |
3 |
1524 |
I can't tell if she's trying to be edgy, or is she edgy? |
1.2917 |
0.11228 |
24 |
18 |
5 |
1 |
1525 |
I don't know what to make of this. We're in the bush, but he's not in his hand. |
1.2917 |
0.11228 |
24 |
18 |
5 |
1 |
1526 |
Now, if that ain't the ultimate tweet! |
1.2917 |
0.12739 |
24 |
19 |
3 |
2 |
1527 |
He's fallen behind with his ophthalmologist payment plan. |
1.2917 |
0.12739 |
24 |
19 |
3 |
2 |
1528 |
I think we are safe with this one, what's for lunch? |
1.2917 |
0.11228 |
24 |
18 |
5 |
1 |
1529 |
Is that Chipper riding shotgun? |
1.2917 |
0.12739 |
24 |
19 |
3 |
2 |
1530 |
I'll never understand why they go for one in the hand. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1531 |
I can't believe crazy Larry is going to poop on his gun. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1532 |
Her tweets are followed by everyone. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1533 |
Awww, she always calls shotgun! |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1534 |
Herbert was never a big fan of Darwin. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1535 |
Safest place to be! |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1536 |
If you think about it, he really is in the safest spot. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1537 |
How many birds in the bush are worth one on the gun? |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1538 |
Rudy's so much happier now that he's gone domestic. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1539 |
Damn starlings. Always showing off. |
1.2857 |
0.15649 |
21 |
18 |
0 |
3 |
1540 |
Her parents were killed in a tragic hunting accident and they've been inseparable ever since. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1541 |
"Now that, my friend, is proof that ignorance is not always bliss". |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1542 |
Nobody tweets him right. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1543 |
Bob's feeling cocky again. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1544 |
Now that's definitely worth two in the bush. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1545 |
It's hard to believe that we're worth the same. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1546 |
You can tell by his hat that he's not from Brooklyn. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1547 |
It's hard to decide who's more clueless. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1548 |
Her ancestors came from Woodstock, but now she lobbies for the NRA. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1549 |
From what I'm hearing, the old man's a superdelegate. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1550 |
He puts her by the sight to get a bird's-eye view. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1551 |
Bravery might be a virtue, but far-sightedness is bliss. |
1.2857 |
0.15649 |
21 |
18 |
0 |
3 |
1552 |
Actually they're both assholes. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1553 |
I'm just grateful we have birds like him on the front line. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1554 |
You must be new in the neighborhood. Don't worry, it's a statue. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1555 |
We forgot one lesson. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1556 |
It's a coop d'etat! |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1557 |
I still think military school was a bad idea |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1558 |
It's a good thing we're not an endangered species. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1559 |
Wow, two birds and one stoned. |
1.2857 |
0.12448 |
28 |
23 |
2 |
3 |
1560 |
So how much do you think Jimmy is getting paid to be a Spotter? |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1561 |
Nothing like hiding in plain sight! |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1562 |
He must be a left winger? You think! |
1.2857 |
0.15649 |
21 |
18 |
0 |
3 |
1563 |
You keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1564 |
That's what I call genuine sangfroid. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1565 |
It's actually pretty safe there. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1566 |
Well that is indeed a bold move, but the physics support that strategy. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1567 |
Legendary last tweet: 'Hey, watch this.' |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1568 |
Do you think he really doesn't know the difference between bird shot and bird seed? |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1569 |
Shades of Elmer Fudd! |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1570 |
Begin the hostage exchange. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1571 |
What a hunting fowl. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1572 |
That yellow-bellied sapsucker! |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1573 |
Which cuckoo is the bigger idiot? |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
1574 |
Why am I so attracted to him? |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1575 |
He really goes on a limb, doesn't he? |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1576 |
We have met the enemy and he is us. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1577 |
Let's face it. Junior just isn't that bright. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1578 |
Better than working the coal mines. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1579 |
A bird on the barrel is better than two in the bush. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1580 |
I said to hide in plain sight, not on a gun sight. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1581 |
'Bird-brain' doesn't begin to cover it. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1582 |
When will kids these days understand that they won't be alive to tweet something like that |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1583 |
So, your Jason got his internship with the ATF then? |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
1584 |
Petey is riding shot gun again. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1585 |
Quisling. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1586 |
The kid is hitchhiking again. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1587 |
He's the "little bird that told him". |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1588 |
C'mon - you think a bird on a rifle is really worth more than two in the bush? |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1589 |
That woodpecker is really talented. He carved that life-size hunter out of an old oak tree. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1590 |
You go on ahead. There should be a double barrel coming along any minute. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1591 |
But what if the bird isn't actually in the hand? |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1592 |
The young ones think they're so clever. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1593 |
Looks like clickbait to me... |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1594 |
He may have the right to bear arms but he doesn't look like he's part of a well regulated Militia to me. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1595 |
My ex joined the NRA. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1596 |
Looks like another fraternity hazing lawsuit to me. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1597 |
Oh look hun! It's the endangered Spotted Hunter Taunter! |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1598 |
Riding shotgun can be dangerous. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1599 |
Looks like somebody's found a free ride to the next Bernie Sanders rally. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1600 |
Either he's a stool pigeon or a lobbyist for the NRA |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1601 |
I didn't know Fred was a Republican |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1602 |
I told you your ex was crazy! |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1603 |
It's the new trend in adorable weaponry. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1604 |
He's such a show-off. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1605 |
Don't play chicken with him. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1606 |
He's gun-shy. That's his new therapist. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1607 |
Is that his bird dog? |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1608 |
She's never had much luck picking a boyfriend. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1609 |
That's ten paces each. This duel looks like a draw. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1610 |
We could have been the three MUSKETeers |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1611 |
It's the latest decoy for nearsighted hunters. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1612 |
Poor Carl has really lost it ever since his tail got shot off. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1613 |
That's one cocky bird-in-hand. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1614 |
It's the Brown-Nosed variety of the Yellow-Bellied Flycatcher. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1615 |
That quail knows Dick Cheney shoots only lawyers. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1616 |
Something about that tree looks a little off. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1617 |
I thought it was just a rumor that he became a lobbyist. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1618 |
Don't be fooled, stay alert. It's not a dove. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1619 |
If you ask me, they're both birdbrains. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1620 |
I warned you not to teach that child to be so trusting. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1621 |
That guy should watch out. Dick Cheney is hunting nearby. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1622 |
That neighbor kid always pushes the limits. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1623 |
I think Tweety should rethink his view on the Second Amendment! |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1624 |
I' guessing the NRA liked his tweets |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1625 |
Just stay there and you can't get shot. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1626 |
Hipsters will put a bird on anything. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1627 |
Must be a Millennial bird.... |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1628 |
He's safe as long as he can hang on. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1629 |
Are you sure he really understood that whole '...keep your enemies closer' concept? |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1630 |
He hasn't been the same since his dog left him. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1631 |
Backfire! |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1632 |
I heard it was a Michael Graves' design. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1633 |
He grew up in this neighborhood, and now look, he's been radicalized by the hunters. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1634 |
Who's the bigger birdbrain? |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1635 |
Send him a tweet saying the hunter has him over a barrel! |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1636 |
A quisling if there ever was one. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1637 |
He's not much of a shot. |
1.2857 |
0.15649 |
21 |
18 |
0 |
3 |
1638 |
I think he thinks it's bait. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1639 |
I told you we should never have let him watch those Bugs Bunny cartoons. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1640 |
If you tweet nice things, even the NRA can be your friend. |
1.2857 |
0.15649 |
21 |
18 |
0 |
3 |
1641 |
Penny for your thoughts. |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1642 |
Season 5, Season 6--what difference does it make when the plot never changes? |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1643 |
Guess he missed the whole "bird in the hand" memo. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1644 |
I always knew she'd sing like a canary. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1645 |
There goes that guy who always has a chirp on his shoulder. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1646 |
I KNEW Bernie Sanders wasn't really a hunter! |
1.2857 |
0.14046 |
21 |
17 |
2 |
2 |
1647 |
It's either a bad decoy or the dumbest bird I ever saw. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1648 |
He is trying to curry favor! I think, though, he will soon be curried flavor. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1649 |
I suppose there are worse hiding places... |
1.2857 |
0.12529 |
14 |
10 |
4 |
0 |
1650 |
Yep, Fred found the safest place. |
1.2857 |
0.12234 |
21 |
16 |
4 |
1 |
1651 |
I shouldn't have called her an Uber. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1652 |
Tweeted he joined the NRA. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
21 |
15 |
6 |
0 |
1653 |
The over is 2 minutes. |
1.2800 |
0.10832 |
25 |
19 |
5 |
1 |
1654 |
I think we don't have to worry much with this one! Check out that hat!!! |
1.2800 |
0.09165 |
25 |
18 |
7 |
0 |
1655 |
I knew our girl would bring us honor. First, that noble call for peace on Bernie's podium, and now fearlessly standing up to the gun lobby. What injustice will she challenge next? |
1.2800 |
0.10832 |
25 |
19 |
5 |
1 |
1656 |
Even as a toddler he always like to take chances. |
1.2800 |
0.10832 |
25 |
19 |
5 |
1 |
1657 |
Damn it Larry, this is not how you ride shotgun. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1658 |
Hunting guide, schmunting guide...if we catch him, we're gonna hang him. |
1.2778 |
0.15771 |
18 |
15 |
1 |
2 |
1659 |
I am definitely going to tweet about this. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1660 |
And then eventually he'll discover poop on his barrel. Lou's editorial statements are so sublimely symbolic. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1661 |
I didn't realize the grass was that deep! |
1.2778 |
0.15771 |
18 |
15 |
1 |
2 |
1662 |
Be still! Ol' Grimsby's got a Snitch. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1663 |
They both refuse to wear glasses. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1664 |
She's interning as a scope. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1665 |
Now that's what I call balls |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1666 |
hipsters... |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1667 |
I always figured he was a right-winger. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1668 |
Never trust double agents. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1669 |
He loves to remind us that he's not a game bird. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1670 |
Kids are always looking for a rush these days. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1671 |
So, what exactly is that one worth? |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1672 |
Maybe it's deer season. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1673 |
Our admissions counselor felt he needed more real-world experience. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1674 |
From the pear tree to the dark side in one swoop... |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1675 |
She's crazy as a loon. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1676 |
How many is one on the gun worth? |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1677 |
Is a bird on the gun worth two in the bush? |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1678 |
We're safe as long as we're two in a bush. |
1.2778 |
0.15771 |
18 |
15 |
1 |
2 |
1679 |
Keep your eye on little Albert. He's a smart one. Sits on the rifle barrel and can't get shot. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1680 |
He says it's the safest place. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1681 |
When he says look at the birdie. Don!t. |
1.2778 |
0.15771 |
18 |
15 |
1 |
2 |
1682 |
I think he's more of a deer person. |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1683 |
I didn't know junior was an NRA supporter. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1684 |
Working for the enemy, I see. Ain't many jobs for the young'uns since they closed the coal mines. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1685 |
I can't decide if the dodo is on the left or on the right. |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1686 |
Its Latin name is Venator innocens, meaning "harmless hunter". |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1687 |
I'm old school, but I'm down with 'live tweets'! |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1688 |
His name is Neville Chamberlain |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1689 |
Keep your friends close , and the NRA closer. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1690 |
Relax. He only gets two shots to make birdie. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1691 |
'Two in the bush' is working for me today. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1692 |
does it really shoot seeds? |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1693 |
Looks like we lost another to the NR A. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1694 |
Audubon...NRA...tomato...tomahto. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1695 |
I think it's called hubris. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1696 |
Elmer just isn't the same since that silly rabbit left. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1697 |
He used to work in a mine, but decided decoy work was safer. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1698 |
"...Harry always believed on living life on edge"... |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1699 |
He just loves riding 'Shotgun'! |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1700 |
Should we tell him. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1701 |
I love it when Chuck plays chicken. |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1702 |
He's either very smart or very stupid. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1703 |
That's a cheep shot, if I ever saw one. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1704 |
Shhh! Don't make a chirp; he could be a decoy. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1705 |
It's his first day as lookout |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1706 |
I hear that little bird tells him everything. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1707 |
Posttraumatic stress from a long career as coal mine canary. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1708 |
He's from Stockholm. |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1709 |
Now ten paces each. |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1710 |
It looks dangerous, but it's actually not a bad strategy. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1711 |
He's REALLY got our buddy over a barrel now. |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1712 |
Obviously left the nest too soon. |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1713 |
His wife left because he was shooting blanks |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1714 |
That bird's got some pair of eggs on him. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1715 |
All he's really saying is give peace a chance. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1716 |
Talk about a bird brain. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1717 |
A bird on the gun could be worth more than two in the bush. |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1718 |
They met while tweeting. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1719 |
I agree. Bruce has gone over to the dark side. |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1720 |
Bob! That's not your Uber! |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1721 |
Jerry's a staunch supporter of the second amendment. |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1722 |
Does Sammy support a bird's right to bear arms, too? |
1.2778 |
0.15771 |
18 |
15 |
1 |
2 |
1723 |
She turned. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1724 |
Pair of two..on a branch to your right..don't look now |
1.2778 |
0.15771 |
18 |
15 |
1 |
2 |
1725 |
Darwin was definitely onto something with his "survival of the fittest" theory. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1726 |
All we are saying is give peeps a chance |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1727 |
Millenial. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1728 |
And from then on, the legend of "Pedro" was whispered among trees and nests in awe. |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
1729 |
I'll take two in the bush, thank you very much. |
1.2778 |
0.13541 |
18 |
14 |
3 |
1 |
1730 |
I told that sucker he'd be worth more over there than with us 2 in the bush. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1731 |
He always wanted to be a hawk. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1732 |
AND he's tweeting about it. Show-off! |
1.2727 |
0.13455 |
22 |
18 |
2 |
2 |
1733 |
Looks like the NRA finally got to Saint Francis. |
1.2727 |
0.14977 |
22 |
19 |
0 |
3 |
1734 |
She's just looking out for herself. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1735 |
Well, I guess in theory that is the safest place to be. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1736 |
Why must that boy ALWAYS go out on a limb? |
1.2727 |
0.09719 |
22 |
16 |
6 |
0 |
1737 |
I blame myself for making him too trusting. |
1.2727 |
0.13455 |
22 |
18 |
2 |
2 |
1738 |
He'll be signing a different tune if that farmer ever turns around. |
1.2727 |
0.13455 |
22 |
18 |
2 |
2 |
1739 |
This is going south real quick. |
1.2727 |
0.09719 |
22 |
16 |
6 |
0 |
1740 |
Don't worry - a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1741 |
The kid always shows off when he knows Elmer is out of ammo. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1742 |
Not that they ever ask, but I would have recommended the hawk scope. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1743 |
Boy....that Todd was never one to be gun shy. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1744 |
Stockholm Syndrome? Maybe, but I'm thinking more like turncoat. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1745 |
I told her hitchhiking was dangerous! |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1746 |
Just because he saw Peter and the Wolf, he thinks every hunter is his friend |
1.2727 |
0.09719 |
22 |
16 |
6 |
0 |
1747 |
I bet him two worms that he couldn't get close enough to poop on his gun. Looks like it's time to start digging! |
1.2727 |
0.09719 |
22 |
16 |
6 |
0 |
1748 |
We'll drop our payload on the hat and shoulder targets. |
1.2727 |
0.13455 |
22 |
18 |
2 |
2 |
1749 |
Looks like we found our bird sanctuary. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1750 |
I gotta give it to your sister: she's outgunned us again. |
1.2727 |
0.09719 |
22 |
16 |
6 |
0 |
1751 |
That's Doug. You know, "from his cold dead talons" Doug. |
1.2727 |
0.09719 |
22 |
16 |
6 |
0 |
1752 |
Wait for it...Wait for it... |
1.2727 |
0.13455 |
22 |
18 |
2 |
2 |
1753 |
Earl sure does love riding shotgun. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1754 |
Damn he got to ride shotgun again!!!! |
1.2727 |
0.13455 |
22 |
18 |
2 |
2 |
1755 |
You couldn't pay me to do that. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1756 |
Hunters: they love you at sparrow size, but put on a few pounds and suddenly you're a piece of meat |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1757 |
He thinks riding shotgun is safer. |
1.2727 |
0.13455 |
22 |
18 |
2 |
2 |
1758 |
You know what they say, you can't pick your kid's friends. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1759 |
I don't think he understands how to use a decoy. |
1.2727 |
0.13455 |
22 |
18 |
2 |
2 |
1760 |
Those mockingbirds just love to taunt hunters. |
1.2727 |
0.09719 |
22 |
16 |
6 |
0 |
1761 |
I thought u said he called Uber? No, I said Goober. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1762 |
That takes the meaning of oblivious to a whole new level. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1763 |
Turntail. |
1.2727 |
0.13455 |
22 |
18 |
2 |
2 |
1764 |
I warned her not to peck around the special mushrooms. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1765 |
We're safe here. Stanley is no stool pigeon. |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1766 |
I know, Woody's hilarious, he's edgy, he pushes the envelope...but I worry about him. |
1.2727 |
0.13455 |
22 |
18 |
2 |
2 |
1767 |
She was raised by cats... |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1768 |
He's from Compton. Nothing scares him. |
1.2727 |
0.13455 |
22 |
18 |
2 |
2 |
1769 |
I mean I knew he was depressed, but geez! |
1.2727 |
0.11736 |
22 |
17 |
4 |
1 |
1770 |
Dude, he is so grounded. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
1771 |
It's a wonder they even evolved. |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
1772 |
He just hasn't been the same since the migration over the NRA convention |
1.2692 |
0.13077 |
26 |
22 |
1 |
3 |
1773 |
Are we still worth less in this situation? |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
1774 |
Louise has no sense of danger. |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1775 |
To win him over, she tweeted in trump talk. |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1776 |
Rotten stool pigeon. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1777 |
Now that's an interesting decoy. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1778 |
Fred insists that his First Amendment rights trumps any Second Amendment claim. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1779 |
He comes from a long line of stoolies. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1780 |
What's the exchange rate of "a bird on your gun?" |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1781 |
The infiltration phase seems to be a success. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1782 |
Better take cover, his daily limit is three! |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1783 |
Polly's decided to seek re-election, I see. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1784 |
I suppose you could say he has a bird's eye view. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1785 |
Now that's a bird brain!! |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1786 |
Hey look, Janie's got a gun! |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1787 |
Thrillseeker! |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1788 |
Peaches has diarrhea. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1789 |
Say what you want, but she's not chicken. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1790 |
I think this is the longest Kyle's gone without tweeting. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1791 |
Yeah, he's a COOL dad. But sometimes I wish I had a NICE dad. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1792 |
If this isn't worth a tweet, what is? |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1793 |
I told you this was our lucky day, imagine if that bird was in his hand. |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1794 |
Looks like lazy Larry's hitching a ride to the GOP convention. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1795 |
Little smarty called shotgun. |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1796 |
Wow, Timothy will do anything for the retweets. |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1797 |
Do you think, helping a human disguise himself as a tree, is traitorous? |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1798 |
I'm glad Junior has found a safe place to hide. |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1799 |
What's the worst that could happen if we said hi? |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1800 |
It's the Stockholm effect. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1801 |
Shouldn't they BOTH be pacing...... |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1802 |
Keep your friends close and... |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1803 |
It's not even loaded, just an excuse to get out of the house. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1804 |
Bet you 50 bucks he picks his nose. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1805 |
Based on his latest tweet, I think it's time we stop following him. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1806 |
I fear Dwight is taking his performance art class a little too seriously, don't you think? |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1807 |
I agree. An impetuous tweet can really backfire. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1808 |
I think he's technically still worth two of us. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1809 |
I always new he was a sympathizer! |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1810 |
Oh dear - our "two in the bush" currency just keeps devaluing. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1811 |
Now that's what I call a well-regulated militia. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1812 |
They exchanged tweets! |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1813 |
I don't mind his species fluidity. What disturbs me is his support of the NRA. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1814 |
You think it's camouflage? |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1815 |
Why didn't we think of that? |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1816 |
Sparrows are the worst |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1817 |
The youngsters just can't do camouflage. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1818 |
That's why they call it a Peep Sight. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1819 |
Reminds me of seeing a dog holding a biscuit on his nose |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1820 |
Our child's selfie-obsession has gone too far. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1821 |
What do you think he's worth? |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1822 |
That little, no-good whistling Quisling! |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1823 |
Our son is tweeting about gun control. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1824 |
He did say something about '..but keep your enemy closer'. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1825 |
Second Amendment? Really? You're going to tell me about the Second Amendment? |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1826 |
This live tweet is going to end with a bang. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1827 |
..and this is a textbook case of natural selection in the wild... |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1828 |
That's the most optimistic decoy placement I've ever seen. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1829 |
Peter also saw him at a Trump rally. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1830 |
I know what they say about keeping your enemies close, but that's just ridiculous. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1831 |
How long has he been blind? |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1832 |
Ever since the Trump win, he's been looking for a way out. |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1833 |
Tell Henry to tweet us when he points his gun. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1834 |
cheeky, deliberate, delightful..... but yet I'm still left with this lingering sense of despair. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1835 |
There is the traitor! |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1836 |
Well, they do say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1837 |
Obviously bred to be a Pointer and not a Retriever. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1838 |
It's your fault he's overconfident! |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1839 |
Sometimes they just have to learn. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1840 |
Everyone thinks he's crazy, but honestly it's the safest place to be. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1841 |
The schedule isn't always convenient, but its cheaper than flying |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1842 |
Our little one is a lot braver than we thought! |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1843 |
"That's why we're called mockingbirds." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1844 |
That's it. Next season we're writing Junior out of The Partridge Family. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1845 |
A bird in the hand is worth... Aw, forgettaboutit. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1846 |
I get the feeling this will be our friends last Tweet. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1847 |
Raised by politicians, he ascribes to the belief: "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1848 |
She'll do almost anything to get someone to listen. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1849 |
He is obsessed with that line from the Godfather Part II, "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer." |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1850 |
She caucused for Bernie. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1851 |
Looks like Elmer's forgotten his glasses again. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1852 |
Why does that make me wanna smile and say cheese? |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1853 |
He's supporting Bernie. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1854 |
I hope we chose the right summer camp. |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1855 |
He's finally chosen a decoy that complements his ensemble. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1856 |
Well, son on a gun |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1857 |
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" is what I said...Didn't think he'd take it so literally... |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1858 |
Now that takes balls, great big, tiny bird balls. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1859 |
Check and see if he tweeted back. |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1860 |
That's our boy, the little son-of-a-gun! |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1861 |
An endangered species classification changes everything. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1862 |
He's getting an Uber. One way. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1863 |
I knew it...he sold us out... |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1864 |
I always knew Tony was a stool pigeon. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1865 |
Apropos your issue! "Looks like Trump has chosen Dick Cheney for the ticket" |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1866 |
Uncle Tom. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1867 |
Got me for a moment - he almost looks real! |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1868 |
Personally I think a bird's eye view is over rated. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1869 |
Benedict is doing it again. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1870 |
Ever since Bernie Sanders ... |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1871 |
From day one, trees were never good enough for him |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1872 |
Well she did ask if she could ride shotgun. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1873 |
Would this be considered a bird in hand? |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1874 |
Looks like Elmer and Tweety had a little spat this morning |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1875 |
The Millennium Pigeon. Classic. |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1876 |
Best be quiet, though he's only hunting rabbits. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1877 |
The NRA has really gone to the birds this year, wouldn't you say? |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1878 |
I know that he always liked to live dangerously, but don't you think this is just plain flaunting it? |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1879 |
God, I hate that guy! |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1880 |
He's always lived dangerously! |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1881 |
I wonder what the world would be like if there was no inherited wealth. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1882 |
It's time we had 'The Talk' with junior. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1883 |
I thought they cut Rifle Barrel Balance Beam from The Bird Olympics. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1884 |
He's checking it off his buckshot list. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1885 |
I wouldn't call that a bird in hand. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1886 |
She must be one of those peacenik doves. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1887 |
Was that the signal, or was that just regular whistling? |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1888 |
Woodstock he's not. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1889 |
She's only dating him to make us angry. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1890 |
Should we whistle? |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1891 |
I don't know about you, but I feel as if the two us would be a lot safer if that one was actually in his hand. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1892 |
Nearsighted, shmearsighted, he's just doing that to show off. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1893 |
That's not how we raised him |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1894 |
Charlie takes the old guy for a walk every day. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1895 |
Harry's riding shotgun this season. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1896 |
Play it cool for now. After the revolution we'll execute him as a collaborator. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1897 |
Uber comes to the jungle. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1898 |
Woah! I'm going to tweet about this! |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1899 |
What do you think Mabel, Darwin award winner or mate? |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1900 |
I'm afraid that Bernie Sanders caper has made him overconfident. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1901 |
Birdbrained, I get it now. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1902 |
What's that saying again? A bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush laughing hysterically? |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1903 |
These Millennials are so uninformed. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1904 |
I still think two in the bush is worth much more. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1905 |
Well, it's better than that job in the coalmines. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1906 |
What a cuckoo! |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1907 |
Northern mockingbird. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1908 |
And they say that humans are the most intelligent species. |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1909 |
They met on OkCuckoopid. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1910 |
The best defense is a good offense. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1911 |
Looks to me like he is just exercising his right to bird arms... |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1912 |
Let me guess ... It's his first time as a Lookout. |
1.2632 |
0.14989 |
19 |
16 |
1 |
2 |
1913 |
I admit it, I have perch envy |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1914 |
I still can't believe our kid joined the N.R.A! |
1.2632 |
0.10379 |
19 |
14 |
5 |
0 |
1915 |
Well his Myers-Briggs did peg him as arrogant and resistant to criticism. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
1916 |
It's the first sign of overcrowded trees. |
1.2609 |
0.11277 |
23 |
18 |
4 |
1 |
1917 |
Traitor!!! |
1.2609 |
0.09362 |
23 |
17 |
6 |
0 |
1918 |
You wanna tell him, or shall I. |
1.2609 |
0.11277 |
23 |
18 |
4 |
1 |
1919 |
See that fake ass male bird on the end of the shotgun...not fooling us... |
1.2609 |
0.11277 |
23 |
18 |
4 |
1 |
1920 |
That bird is coo coo! |
1.2609 |
0.11277 |
23 |
18 |
4 |
1 |
1921 |
Is that your daughter who had the shotgun wedding? |
1.2609 |
0.11277 |
23 |
18 |
4 |
1 |
1922 |
Ever since Henderson joined the NRA, he's just been impossible. |
1.2609 |
0.12911 |
23 |
19 |
2 |
2 |
1923 |
Well, that should end the speculating over how they achieved their endangered species status. |
1.2609 |
0.11277 |
23 |
18 |
4 |
1 |
1924 |
His tweet just went viral |
1.2609 |
0.09362 |
23 |
17 |
6 |
0 |
1925 |
Last time he pulled that stunt he lost his tail feathers |
1.2609 |
0.12911 |
23 |
19 |
2 |
2 |
1926 |
He never forgave us when we told him that he was adopted. |
1.2609 |
0.11277 |
23 |
18 |
4 |
1 |
1927 |
He has always been a bird of a different feather. |
1.2609 |
0.11277 |
23 |
18 |
4 |
1 |
1928 |
Bertie, do you think he knows that we've got him surrounded? |
1.2609 |
0.12911 |
23 |
19 |
2 |
2 |
1929 |
Reason number 951 why people hate pigeons. |
1.2609 |
0.11277 |
23 |
18 |
4 |
1 |
1930 |
He's not worth two in the bush yet! |
1.2609 |
0.12911 |
23 |
19 |
2 |
2 |
1931 |
She's been such a show off since she lost the weight. |
1.2609 |
0.11277 |
23 |
18 |
4 |
1 |
1932 |
testing the speed of evolution |
1.2609 |
0.11277 |
23 |
18 |
4 |
1 |
1933 |
Play "chicken" too many times, and you'll eventually find yourself over a barrel. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1934 |
We dated once, but she's more into the dangerous type. |
1.2500 |
0.14281 |
20 |
17 |
1 |
2 |
1935 |
See how safe guns are in the the good ole USA? I told you so! |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1936 |
She used to live on the hippo he shot. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1937 |
Well, I'll be darned. Hiding in plain sight works! |
1.2500 |
0.09029 |
24 |
18 |
6 |
0 |
1938 |
That's not in the hand Chip so we beat you this time |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1939 |
Hidden in the open usually works. |
1.2500 |
0.09934 |
20 |
15 |
5 |
0 |
1940 |
Remember how Fox and the Hound started? |
1.2500 |
0.09934 |
20 |
15 |
5 |
0 |
1941 |
No, it's a bird in the HAND is worth two in the bush. |
1.2500 |
0.14434 |
16 |
13 |
2 |
1 |
1942 |
Think we should give him a hand? |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1943 |
Liberating , or so she says |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1944 |
What an Uncle Tomtit |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1945 |
Think I've got a shot with that bird? |
1.2500 |
0.14281 |
20 |
17 |
1 |
2 |
1946 |
He's always lived for the moment. |
1.2500 |
0.09934 |
20 |
15 |
5 |
0 |
1947 |
It's a remora bird. |
1.2500 |
0.14281 |
20 |
17 |
1 |
2 |
1948 |
Former photographer. Don't be fooled when asked to watch the birdy. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1949 |
It's a new invasive species called a Sightbird. |
1.2500 |
0.11180 |
16 |
12 |
4 |
0 |
1950 |
It's a twitter challenge. |
1.2500 |
0.09934 |
20 |
15 |
5 |
0 |
1951 |
I told you the new stealth technology works. |
1.2500 |
0.12409 |
24 |
20 |
2 |
2 |
1952 |
Poor turnout at the sit-in. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1953 |
Oh, look. Jerry caught another hunter. |
1.2500 |
0.09029 |
24 |
18 |
6 |
0 |
1954 |
Fred is either mounting a protest, creating an ironic image, or just taking a rest. |
1.2500 |
0.09934 |
20 |
15 |
5 |
0 |
1955 |
That's why we call him Robin the Boy Wonder. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1956 |
He's always been pro-gun. |
1.2500 |
0.09934 |
20 |
15 |
5 |
0 |
1957 |
Would you say that bird is worth as much as us? |
1.2500 |
0.09934 |
20 |
15 |
5 |
0 |
1958 |
I don't care if he identifies as human, Eggbert, he's still my baby bird. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1959 |
He fires that thing backwards so he uses a seeing-eye bird as his scout. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1960 |
Check it out ... Elmer Fudd's about to get fudged. |
1.2500 |
0.10851 |
24 |
19 |
4 |
1 |
1961 |
These scarecrows are getting more and more realistic |
1.2500 |
0.14281 |
20 |
17 |
1 |
2 |
1962 |
I still win unless he craps on his head. |
1.2500 |
0.14281 |
20 |
17 |
1 |
2 |
1963 |
That's really 'getting ahead of the curve!' |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1964 |
That reminds me. What's for dinner? |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1965 |
She always was a bird brain. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1966 |
They met when he was skydiving over Yellowstone. They share a love of danger. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1967 |
A fowl traitorous act indeed! |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1968 |
I've heard of "a bird in hand," but this is ridiculous. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1969 |
I'd say he's branching out. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1970 |
It's Dick Cheney again. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1971 |
I don't know about you, but that seems worth a lot more than 'two in the bush' to me! |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1972 |
We’re safe, Cheney looking for Harry Whittington |
1.2500 |
0.10851 |
24 |
19 |
4 |
1 |
1973 |
Not what I meant when I said, "Give him the bird." |
1.2500 |
0.14281 |
20 |
17 |
1 |
2 |
1974 |
One on a barrel is worth two in the bush. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1975 |
Didn't you have the talk with Phoenix about stranger danger? |
1.2500 |
0.12409 |
24 |
20 |
2 |
2 |
1976 |
Well, that's something to tweet about... |
1.2500 |
0.09934 |
20 |
15 |
5 |
0 |
1977 |
He's going after super delegates. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1978 |
Oh crap, a canary. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1979 |
I'm glad we're in the bush. |
1.2500 |
0.09934 |
20 |
15 |
5 |
0 |
1980 |
Do you think he thinks that decoy is going to work? |
1.2500 |
0.14434 |
16 |
13 |
2 |
1 |
1981 |
They both need glasses. |
1.2500 |
0.14281 |
20 |
17 |
1 |
2 |
1982 |
No, you go talk to her. |
1.2500 |
0.14281 |
20 |
17 |
1 |
2 |
1983 |
Some of us like living on the edge. |
1.2500 |
0.11180 |
16 |
12 |
4 |
0 |
1984 |
Now I know where the word "birdbrain" came from. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1985 |
That's Felix and Oscar - - they just moved into #4B. |
1.2500 |
0.09029 |
24 |
18 |
6 |
0 |
1986 |
I wish Father had thought of that. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1987 |
That was us once--daring young bird brains. |
1.2500 |
0.12301 |
20 |
16 |
3 |
1 |
1988 |
He's got student loans |
1.2500 |
0.09934 |
20 |
15 |
5 |
0 |
1989 |
Now why didn't I think of that? |
1.2400 |
0.08718 |
25 |
19 |
6 |
0 |
1990 |
He's practicing gun control. |
1.2381 |
0.09524 |
21 |
16 |
5 |
0 |
1991 |
The nice man is going to teach junior the game of dodge bullet. |
1.2381 |
0.11761 |
21 |
17 |
3 |
1 |
1992 |
I thought that 'hiding in plain sight thing' was just theoretical. |
1.2381 |
0.09524 |
21 |
16 |
5 |
0 |
1993 |
Classic first amendment scenario. The right to be borne on arms. |
1.2381 |
0.09524 |
21 |
16 |
5 |
0 |
1994 |
He really traded his hunting dog in for that? |
1.2381 |
0.11761 |
21 |
17 |
3 |
1 |
1995 |
No, we don't always have to flock together. |
1.2381 |
0.11761 |
21 |
17 |
3 |
1 |
1996 |
Well he was voted most likely to wind up under glass. |
1.2381 |
0.11761 |
21 |
17 |
3 |
1 |
1997 |
You don't think he'll jump the gun in his first flying lesson, right? |
1.2381 |
0.13636 |
21 |
18 |
1 |
2 |
1998 |
He said that he would TWEET us if he got any closer. |
1.2381 |
0.11761 |
21 |
17 |
3 |
1 |
1999 |
What's a bird on the gun worth? |
1.2381 |
0.11761 |
21 |
17 |
3 |
1 |
2000 |
Those two cannot agree on anything |
1.2381 |
0.11761 |
21 |
17 |
3 |
1 |
2001 |
A decoy? He must think we're bird brains. |
1.2381 |
0.11761 |
21 |
17 |
3 |
1 |
2002 |
Look at him. Beak in the air. He thinks he is worth both of us put together. |
1.2381 |
0.09524 |
21 |
16 |
5 |
0 |
2003 |
Don't talk. He's trained his parakeet to listen for our calls. |
1.2381 |
0.13636 |
21 |
18 |
1 |
2 |
2004 |
I never trusted Henry. |
1.2381 |
0.11761 |
21 |
17 |
3 |
1 |
2005 |
You promised me you were going to review where and where NOT to perch with him over the weekend, Bill! |
1.2381 |
0.11761 |
21 |
17 |
3 |
1 |
2006 |
There goes that snitch |
1.2381 |
0.13636 |
21 |
18 |
1 |
2 |
2007 |
He always tries to be the oddball. |
1.2381 |
0.09524 |
21 |
16 |
5 |
0 |
2008 |
Looks like Harold has upgraded to a peep sight. |
1.2381 |
0.11761 |
21 |
17 |
3 |
1 |
2009 |
The hunter, the hunted, and the haunted… |
1.2381 |
0.11761 |
21 |
17 |
3 |
1 |
2010 |
We call him 'Finch The Snitch'. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2011 |
That one works for the NRA. |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2012 |
That's Flip, the bird |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2013 |
They met on Twitter |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2014 |
The irony is killing me. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2015 |
What time does junior go off duty? |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2016 |
They radicalized him, don't tell Mom. |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2017 |
That's the last time Ned gets to ride shotgun. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2018 |
Wow... Check out the balls on Steve! |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2019 |
Well, I still think that two in the bush is better than one on the barrel |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2020 |
I told you there was a pigeon among us... |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2021 |
He always did march to the beat of his own drum. |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2022 |
Ugh. That's so cliche. |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2023 |
Told you he was the dumbest one since Dan... |
1.2353 |
0.16109 |
17 |
15 |
0 |
2 |
2024 |
It's still better than two in the bush. I think we're safe. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2025 |
I hope he's not a stool pigeon. |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2026 |
Tweety was always a bit nearsighted. |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2027 |
Some say 'brave' but I say 'stuffed' |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2028 |
He likes keeping his friends close but his enemies closer. |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2029 |
I thought you were supposed to teach him not to fraternize ! |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2030 |
Our kid is bird-brained |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2031 |
Must be a peace dove. |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2032 |
Sage wisdom is often passed down to the next generation like a game of telephone. Once an old fellow told me that "a man can kill three birds above a bush when one's stoned". That man was Dick Cheney's father. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2033 |
Shoot. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2034 |
I think they call it "riding shot gun." |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2035 |
Well, now he can't grouse about never finding a perch. |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2036 |
Oh the irony of it all. |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2037 |
I'm hoping one on the gun is worth two in the bush. |
1.2353 |
0.16109 |
17 |
15 |
0 |
2 |
2038 |
Why would anyone want to ride shotgun? |
1.2353 |
0.16109 |
17 |
15 |
0 |
2 |
2039 |
Anything for attention___last week it was the podium. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2040 |
How's that for dramatic irony? |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2041 |
I'd say that's taking the expression "keeping your enemies closer" a little too far. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2042 |
On the barrel is much safer than in front of the barrel. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2043 |
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2044 |
He's courting the gun vote. It's called triangulation. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2045 |
Quid pro quo? |
1.2353 |
0.16109 |
17 |
15 |
0 |
2 |
2046 |
Teenagers |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2047 |
He said he's got something going with a taxidermy woodpecker. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2048 |
Safest spot in the woods ! |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2049 |
Behold, the yellow-bellied tern-coat in his natural environment. |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2050 |
Know thy enemy. Shi. No Tzu. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2051 |
Pff, what a bird-brain. |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2052 |
Well, you know what they say, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!" |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2053 |
Careful Phil , according to the tweets this area is trending right now! |
1.2353 |
0.10605 |
17 |
13 |
4 |
0 |
2054 |
He fell out of the nest. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2055 |
Lucky Harry, found a guy who loads birdseed. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
2056 |
You say he’s keeping his enemies closer, I say he’s gone over to the other side. |
1.2308 |
0.08427 |
26 |
20 |
6 |
0 |
2057 |
Guy sells out for a handful of sunflower seeds. |
1.2308 |
0.16617 |
13 |
11 |
1 |
1 |
2058 |
When I suggested you give him the bird, I did not mean Sonny. |
1.2273 |
0.09145 |
22 |
17 |
5 |
0 |
2059 |
Damn mockingbirds have to harass everybody and everything. |
1.2273 |
0.13046 |
22 |
19 |
1 |
2 |
2060 |
Once he finds bird crap on his rifle, he'll be so angry he won't be able to shoot straight. |
1.2273 |
0.13046 |
22 |
19 |
1 |
2 |
2061 |
So, that's how Peeps are made... |
1.2273 |
0.09145 |
22 |
17 |
5 |
0 |
2062 |
That deserter Spike. Not only did he go over to the other side, but he gets to ride shotgun. |
1.2273 |
0.09145 |
22 |
17 |
5 |
0 |
2063 |
Brownnoser! |
1.2273 |
0.11266 |
22 |
18 |
3 |
1 |
2064 |
Talk about a great seat for the wedding. |
1.2273 |
0.11266 |
22 |
18 |
3 |
1 |
2065 |
On the count of three, turn, draw and shoot. One... Two... |
1.2273 |
0.11266 |
22 |
18 |
3 |
1 |
2066 |
at last. A member of the NRA who is a pacifist |
1.2258 |
0.10064 |
31 |
26 |
3 |
2 |
2067 |
Well, I, for one, say she is relying too much on her membership card to the NRA. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2068 |
It's Elmer J. Fudd and Tweety Bird. They're on the security detail at the Loony Tunes Senior Center. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2069 |
That is why that species is almost extinct. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2070 |
Does he know that man's a friend of Dick Cheney? |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2071 |
One of these days he'll go too far... |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2072 |
I was not looking at another bird! It's a decoy!! |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2073 |
This place must have the 48 hour waiting period |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2074 |
Aren't you glad you're not a para-skeet? |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2075 |
That's the worst decoy I've ever seen. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2076 |
Now there's a nimrod! |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2077 |
Oh, to be young and symbiotic. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2078 |
He claims to be a bird-watcher. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2079 |
They're both bird brains |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2080 |
She won him over when she tweeted on twitter |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2081 |
Not in season show-off! |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2082 |
Have gun will travel. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2083 |
This is all because we saw "Hamilton" when we flew to New York last week. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2084 |
If the sayings true, that bird has got to go! |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2085 |
He thinks the guy is Elmer Fudd. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2086 |
Maybe we should rethink our position on the NRA |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2087 |
Et tu, Tweety? |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2088 |
Typical jaywalking behavior. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2089 |
DO YOU THINK HE TWEETED |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2090 |
He's cheaper than a Labrador and works for peanuts, but to me he's still a traitor. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2091 |
You know, I thought she was acting just a little too flirty and asking too many questions the last time we were over at the corn field. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2092 |
Double Agent |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2093 |
He'll see us in a moment. I hope he's not a stool pigeon! |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2094 |
Well as George Bernard Shaw said, "Youth is wasted on the young." |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2095 |
She claims it's platonic. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2096 |
Son of a gun! |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2097 |
I hope he doesn't tweet his location. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2098 |
Yes, I agree- the spitting image of American politics. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2099 |
Even the fledgling knows it's only a prop. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2100 |
Well, now I can add the quisling to my life list. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2101 |
This is one time when being two birds in a bush beats all other options hands down. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2102 |
A seeing eye bird? |
1.2222 |
0.15244 |
18 |
16 |
0 |
2 |
2103 |
I think they call it Alzheimer's. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2104 |
I had to stop following him. All he tweets about is the Second Amendment. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2105 |
He grew up in the Galápagos. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2106 |
He's like a ninja! |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2107 |
You have to admire his chutzpah. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2108 |
Yikes! He definitely should have gone with truth. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2109 |
Ahem! I believe it was your idea to adopt............ |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2110 |
Sycophant. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2111 |
You tweet and I'll retweet. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2112 |
I never knew Michael Graves designed shotguns. |
1.2222 |
0.15244 |
18 |
16 |
0 |
2 |
2113 |
Don't say anything. Let's see what happens when she turns around. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2114 |
Friends close enemies closer! |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2115 |
Sure, it's all fun and games until someone wants blackbird pie. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2116 |
A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2117 |
I don't think he can just wing it this time |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2118 |
Coming from an ophthalmologist's office, Tweety knows hyperopia. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2119 |
You think she's got his back? |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2120 |
Go flock yourself, I wana see how this plays out. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2121 |
Look's like he's using birdshot. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2122 |
So much for birds of a feather. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2123 |
Looks like he is enjoying the sites. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2124 |
That decoy wouldn't fool even the lamest bird brain. |
1.2222 |
0.15244 |
18 |
16 |
0 |
2 |
2125 |
That guy has a real birds eye view |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2126 |
That guy better watch out, I saw Dick Cheney here earlier. |
1.2222 |
0.15244 |
18 |
16 |
0 |
2 |
2127 |
Are you sure it's 'just a phase'? |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2128 |
His family says that he is not allowed to talk about his line of work. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2129 |
What a brown beak. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2130 |
you do know that the NRA ha these little stuffed birds they can tie to their rifles just to get our guard down... |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2131 |
Well, he is a purebred stool pigeon. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2132 |
He's trying to see who has been shooting at us. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2133 |
I'll bet you 5 bucks he lasts the season. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2134 |
That's one helluva decoy! |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2135 |
The traitor's working for him as a spotter. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2136 |
Good thing Elmer's hunting wabbits today. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2137 |
She'll tweet twice when he loads it |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2138 |
So many eggs, so little time. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2139 |
I hope his new front gun-sight likes us... |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2140 |
Looks like _somebody's_ feathers haven't been fluffed in a while. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2141 |
He doesn't care how many of us go down, he supports the 2nd Amendment.... |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2142 |
Must be Wabbit season. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2143 |
I'll tweet and you can retweet. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2144 |
Tom! Tweet twice if you're being kidnapped! |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2145 |
You think we should tell him?" "Naw, I get his nest in the will |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2146 |
I think her name is Sacajawea |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2147 |
I wonder if he know's this is the Hitchcock property. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2148 |
I don't think either knows. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2149 |
I said the gun was loaded with bird shot not bird seed. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2150 |
Icarus Jr. sure does take after his father. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2151 |
Oh, she's one of those Society Finches don't you know! |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2152 |
He doesn't like to fly. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2153 |
Trust Ted to land on the safest place in the forest. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2154 |
Another candidate trying to show he is in touch with the common man and Hunters |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2155 |
Miranda always had a thing for old coots. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2156 |
Boy, that decoy sure looks like cousin Ricky. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2157 |
She's getting paid to live tweet his hunt. |
1.2222 |
0.15244 |
18 |
16 |
0 |
2 |
2158 |
I wonder when he is going to call Betsy's bluff.... |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2159 |
Oh, we've got to Tweet this. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2160 |
See? Ever since he modeled for the Twitter logo he thinks he can do anything. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2161 |
Don't worry! He's on top of it. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2162 |
He's a yellow-bellied stool pigeon and a red-breasted Benedict Arnold. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2163 |
He's too old for her. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2164 |
Their forbidden love will not last. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2165 |
Kind of puts a new meaning to "Watch the birdie!" |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2166 |
Egret or regret, amiright? |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2167 |
A hiker told me we should give this guy the bird. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2168 |
#feelthebern |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2169 |
Must be a Democrat. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2170 |
Using bird-sight for targeting should be illegal. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2171 |
He's such a self-hating Jay. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2172 |
"Neither of them know what they are doing"! |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2173 |
OK, Eddie will tweet three times - then we rush in and peck the guy's eyes out. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2174 |
How do we feel about the death penalty? |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2175 |
That's my wingman. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2176 |
Clueless. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2177 |
Brown beaker |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2178 |
I believe that's what they call cavorting with the enemy. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2179 |
He said he wanted to be worth as much as the two of us and then he just flew right out there. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2180 |
No one screws you like your own. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2181 |
Meanwhile, somewhere in Canada.... |
1.2222 |
0.15244 |
18 |
16 |
0 |
2 |
2182 |
I'd be impressed if we were even in season. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2183 |
Let's see who is more surprised. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2184 |
Past is prologue |
1.2222 |
0.15244 |
18 |
16 |
0 |
2 |
2185 |
A bird on a barrel's worth two in the bush. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2186 |
See I told you he joined the N.R.A. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2187 |
I didn't know Stacy was pro second amendment did you? |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2188 |
Frank never could turn down a dare. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2189 |
Even Bambi's mother was cracking up when she was telling me about this one. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2190 |
You're right! That's the same strategy that Trump's using...except for the rhetoric. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2191 |
Naively seeking a pear tree, you suppose? |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2192 |
That poor bird doesn't know a perch from a birch! |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2193 |
La de da. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2194 |
He used to be a fishing guide. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2195 |
If we could get him to ditch the weapon, it would be the old bird in the hand, worth two in the bush. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2196 |
It's part of the initiation. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2197 |
Now I'm really pissed that I forgot my iPhone at home! |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2198 |
What's the saying -- a bird on the gun is worth two in the bush? |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2199 |
Otto's always been a dare devil! |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2200 |
Birdie, promise me you'll never ride shotgun. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2201 |
Apparently, he used to be a wedding photographer |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2202 |
I always said he was a "bird brain" |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2203 |
A bird on the barrel is safer than two in the bush. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2204 |
A bird on the shotgun is not worth two birds in the bush. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2205 |
He's taking this Hamilton craze a bit too far. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2206 |
Lord what fools these mortals be. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2207 |
Where did we go wrong? our youngest has joined the NRA. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2208 |
Relax, dear. It's just another graduate from the Plaxico Burress Gun Safety School. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2209 |
I call foul play. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2210 |
The kid did it, he is in the gang. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2211 |
Relax, it's Elmer Fudds' Great Grandson. Start whistling some Opera and we will really have some fun. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2212 |
We're in trouble. He's got that new-fangled sight. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2213 |
Now remember, he has to stay there for five steps or I win the bet. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2214 |
This one's cuckoo. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2215 |
Why do women stay in abusive relationships? |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2216 |
I think Harold has taken this “Bird in the Hand” thing just a little too far… |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2217 |
He has the cutest Tweets. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2218 |
Your brother, Dan, has always had an ironic sense of humor. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2219 |
She always was a slut! |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2220 |
She'll do anything to get out of the nest and have fun and games with a guy she hasn't even met! |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2221 |
I don't know what that's worth, but it definitely isn't two in the bush. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2222 |
Lock and stock syndrome if I ever saw it. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2223 |
One on the gun worth two in the bush. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2224 |
As they say " if you can't beat them, join them" |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2225 |
That hare-brained son of ours is always pushing the envelope. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2226 |
Non-committed delegate I suppose... |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2227 |
I can't believe he got the job. He didn't even know how to whistle! |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2228 |
I think he's tweeting. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2229 |
There aren't any NRA supporters on my side of the family.. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2230 |
Fred is going to get in trouble trying to hook up with that decoy." " Yea. Let's stay and watch. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2231 |
I'm not sure which of them is more birdbrained |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2232 |
Now that's how you live on the edge. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2233 |
If he only knew how silly he looks. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2234 |
Probably his social media advisor. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2235 |
If you can't tweet 'em, join 'em! |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2236 |
He finally found a way to beat the system. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2237 |
She was rescued from a coal mine. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2238 |
Well, for "Hamilton" tickets, sure. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2239 |
They call that a cheep trick. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2240 |
There goes Benefinch Arnold again. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2241 |
I wonder if passenger pigeons have considered riding in cars, or even taking the train? |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2242 |
Hank, I see and understand why our daughter is cutting classes in college. She is obsessed by an older man with a 7 inch shaft. |
1.2222 |
0.15244 |
18 |
16 |
0 |
2 |
2243 |
Tweetlee Dee Tweetlee Dum |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2244 |
No worries today, that peep sight is set waaay too far forward! |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2245 |
He's never been the same since he did that 'Mindfulness' course |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2246 |
Look at those pair of tits, Gerald. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2247 |
This is a classic case of miscommunication |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2248 |
Is 1 on the gun better than 2 in the bush? |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2249 |
PSYCHO BIRD POOPS ON HUNTER PRANK!!!! - 1 month ago • 10,000,000 views PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2250 |
Best D-U-C-K player I have ever seen. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2251 |
And I thought planking was a stupid craze. |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2252 |
Walking on the wild side, would ya say? |
1.2222 |
0.10083 |
18 |
14 |
4 |
0 |
2253 |
His birth nest is at NRA headquarters. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
2254 |
It's part of their mating ritual. Which explains the whole endangered thing. |
1.2174 |
0.08794 |
23 |
18 |
5 |
0 |
2255 |
Early bird catches Warren. |
1.2174 |
0.08794 |
23 |
18 |
5 |
0 |
2256 |
This is so bizarre -- we're not in a Trump cartoon. |
1.2174 |
0.10810 |
23 |
19 |
3 |
1 |
2257 |
His Twitter feed isn't nearly as interesting as you'd think it would be. |
1.2174 |
0.12505 |
23 |
20 |
1 |
2 |
2258 |
That young pheasant is as crazy as a loon! |
1.2143 |
0.11380 |
14 |
11 |
3 |
0 |
2259 |
What a dodo. |
1.2143 |
0.11380 |
14 |
11 |
3 |
0 |
2260 |
His daughter told him he should live-tweet the hunt. |
1.2143 |
0.11380 |
14 |
11 |
3 |
0 |
2261 |
Talk about a lame duck |
1.2143 |
0.11380 |
14 |
11 |
3 |
0 |
2262 |
Why do you think she likes him? I can't imagine them seeing eye to eye on anything. |
1.2143 |
0.15473 |
14 |
12 |
1 |
1 |
2263 |
Well, Larry definitely isn't a chicken, but I'd say his goose is cooked. |
1.2143 |
0.15473 |
14 |
12 |
1 |
1 |
2264 |
I told you LASIK surgery doesn't work. |
1.2143 |
0.11380 |
14 |
11 |
3 |
0 |
2265 |
I told you it was a cult. |
1.2143 |
0.11380 |
14 |
11 |
3 |
0 |
2266 |
Do you think she's gathered enough intel on the hunters' whereabouts? |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2267 |
That's what I'd call 'hunting blind.' |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2268 |
He's a senator from Vermont. |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2269 |
He's been known to fly off the handle. |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2270 |
It's an OK job, but it's stressful knowing you could be discharged at any time. |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2271 |
Interesting test case for Darwinian principles, one way or another. |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2272 |
Tell me more about Maslow |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2273 |
*sigh* . . . you think you know a bird. |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2274 |
He's not scared. He keeps walking like nothings following him. |
1.2105 |
0.14467 |
19 |
17 |
0 |
2 |
2275 |
the decoys get dummer every year. |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2276 |
What do you think Darwin would say about this? |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2277 |
You can call me crazy all you want, but this is the one place I CAN'T get shot, so... |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2278 |
In a strange way doesn't it remind you of Woodstock? |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2279 |
As is said, "Keep your friends close...." |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2280 |
I hadn't heard of Stockholm Syndrome before. |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2281 |
That's Tweety. Always living life close to the edge... |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2282 |
Didn't he read the Bambi memo?! |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2283 |
Two turtle doves and a partridge on a pear shaped man. |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2284 |
He's an awesome failure as a birdwatcher. |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2285 |
As long as he maintains that position, he's safe. |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2286 |
Not the hunter he once was. |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2287 |
They're replacing us with younger birds who don't know sh*t from shinola. |
1.2105 |
0.14467 |
19 |
17 |
0 |
2 |
2288 |
Hunter Bob spins really fast once Tweeter starts his quail calls. |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2289 |
That's one strange bird. |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2290 |
He prefers the backward facing seat in train cars, too. |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2291 |
Well if smoking doesn't kill him, this probably will... |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2292 |
And humans thought we were stupid... |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2293 |
He's the bird in the hand, right? |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2294 |
He's on the hunt for whoever sent out that Tweet he didn't like. |
1.2105 |
0.14467 |
19 |
17 |
0 |
2 |
2295 |
He's more of a bargain hunter but it's the off season. |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2296 |
That bird is in the safest place he could be. |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2297 |
I taught him to stay very close to his enemies. |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2298 |
Show some respect, it's the changing of the bird ceremony! |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2299 |
There may be some lingering resentment. |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2300 |
He must have caught that PBS special about the shark and pilot fish. |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2301 |
Look dear, our Tweety is riding shotgun again with Farmer Jones. |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2302 |
Ernie's getting pretty brazen with his support of open carry. |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2303 |
It's Elmer, be vehhwey, vehhwey quiet. |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2304 |
Henry always was a show off! |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2305 |
Who's mocking who? |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
2306 |
About time someone gave him the bird. |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2307 |
Birdbrain, or the unexpected dishonor of ignorance. |
1.2105 |
0.12281 |
19 |
16 |
2 |
1 |
2308 |
Looks like Cindy has broken the glass ceiling at retriever school! |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
2309 |
Careful! He's got a peep sight. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
2310 |
"Did you define "limb"? |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
2311 |
Let's hope a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush |
1.2000 |
0.11698 |
20 |
17 |
2 |
1 |
2312 |
Careful, I think that gun is loaded with birdshot! |
1.2000 |
0.11698 |
20 |
17 |
2 |
1 |
2313 |
Probably should have told him I'm his mother... |
1.2000 |
0.09177 |
20 |
16 |
4 |
0 |
2314 |
He says he's exercising his Second Amendment rights. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2315 |
Completly oblivious. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2316 |
. . . and I always thought the Quisling Quail was just a myth, like the Loch Ness monster. |
1.2000 |
0.11698 |
20 |
17 |
2 |
1 |
2317 |
Songbirds have brass and a penchant for irony. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2318 |
Mark is always looking for the latest adrenaline rush. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2319 |
Kids are so reckless these days. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2320 |
That stupid cousin of yours went over to their side. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2321 |
It's his part time job being a decoy. He'll do anything to be seen. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2322 |
She thinks she's the decoy's girl friend. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2323 |
must be a love/hate thing |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2324 |
I wish we had the guts to flip him the bird. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2325 |
He turned to me and said, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer," and then just took off! |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2326 |
Decoy duty. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2327 |
They call it a "poop site". |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2328 |
Ugh. Stoolies! |
1.2000 |
0.11698 |
20 |
17 |
2 |
1 |
2329 |
Lucky for us he forgot his glasses today! |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2330 |
Oh, to be young and stupid again. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2331 |
He's not so much IN the crosshairs as he IS the crosshairs. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2332 |
Smug bastard, thinks he's worth more than us. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2333 |
That's gotta be worth at least three. |
1.2000 |
0.13765 |
20 |
18 |
0 |
2 |
2334 |
Welcome to Obama's America. |
1.2000 |
0.09177 |
20 |
16 |
4 |
0 |
2335 |
I don't think Bill understood when we told him to go where they'd least expect to see you. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2336 |
Look Marge, Tweetledumb is hunting for Tweetledee again. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2337 |
His dad worked in the coal mines. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2338 |
Another Sanders supporter. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2339 |
I hear he's worth both of us. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2340 |
I would just like to have a little of his hauteur. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2341 |
He volunteered to be on point and warn us if he sees any "bird hunters" around. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2342 |
So much for your NRA speech |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2343 |
Another butt kisser. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2344 |
He turned out to be a real snake in the grouse. |
1.2000 |
0.09177 |
20 |
16 |
4 |
0 |
2345 |
He will never be able to outdo his Bernie stunt. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2346 |
Best he could do after they shot his hippo. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2347 |
I don't think he got what we meant by "tweeting out activism." |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2348 |
They call it a 'shotgun roost.' They're all the rage in New Orleans. |
1.2000 |
0.09177 |
20 |
16 |
4 |
0 |
2349 |
Just stay quiet. I think we're gonna be okay with this guy. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2350 |
He thinks he's a big shot now. |
1.2000 |
0.09177 |
20 |
16 |
4 |
0 |
2351 |
Not only that, he gets the worm without even being early! |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2352 |
Next up is Trevor, attempting the reverse piggy-back, otherwise known as "Look behind you, stupid". |
1.2000 |
0.11698 |
20 |
17 |
2 |
1 |
2353 |
I can't believe we got front row seats to Evel Knary. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2354 |
I think it's rush week at Kappa Kappa Pheasant |
1.2000 |
0.11698 |
20 |
17 |
2 |
1 |
2355 |
Two in the bush is worth one in the NRA. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2356 |
Look Chirpy's been flying without his glasses again. |
1.2000 |
0.11698 |
20 |
17 |
2 |
1 |
2357 |
Don't fall for it, he's just trying to make himself look friendly. |
1.2000 |
0.08841 |
30 |
25 |
4 |
1 |
2358 |
Junior is definitely a genius. |
1.2000 |
0.09177 |
20 |
16 |
4 |
0 |
2359 |
So, where do you stand on the Second Amendment? |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2360 |
Chirp, chirp, it might boom! |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2361 |
Well, that one certainly isn't worth two of us. |
1.2000 |
0.11698 |
20 |
17 |
2 |
1 |
2362 |
It's something to tweet about. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2363 |
Got her 'big shot' going on again. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2364 |
Cheeky mockingbird. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2365 |
In this case I'd rather be the 'two in the bush.' |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2366 |
I hear he's working for peanuts. |
1.2000 |
0.09177 |
20 |
16 |
4 |
0 |
2367 |
It's that 'put a bird on it' meme. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2368 |
It's obvious--it's a decoy |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2369 |
He's always been one to hang out with the wrong crowd. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2370 |
Sigh...another risky teenage behavior. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2371 |
Looks like a stool pigeon, from here. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2372 |
Tell me, Joe, what's the bet again? |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2373 |
I heard that the perks are great and you don't even need accident insurance. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2374 |
Ralph is such a show- off. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2375 |
I think they are called Coal Mine Canaries. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2376 |
Now that's a safe perch. |
1.2000 |
0.09177 |
20 |
16 |
4 |
0 |
2377 |
Such a strange bird. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2378 |
He told us he could find as easy ride to grandma's tree. |
1.2000 |
0.09177 |
20 |
16 |
4 |
0 |
2379 |
Do you think she's limited to 140 characters? |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2380 |
It's called "counting coup." |
1.2000 |
0.11698 |
20 |
17 |
2 |
1 |
2381 |
He's safe. There is no app yet. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2382 |
I wish that nimrod would stop tweeting. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
2383 |
hunter and the hunted can get along |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2384 |
'If only he knew......' |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
2385 |
Don't be trite and predictable. |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
2386 |
Are you sure he's going to be fine? |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2387 |
He didn't get an idea like that from my side of the family. |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2388 |
You've got to admire his beakmanship. |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2389 |
I'm just saying I expected him to be a blue bird. |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2390 |
I'm going to need that Branch Analysis Report Jay |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2391 |
Now that's what you call a real jailbird snitch! |
1.1905 |
0.11168 |
21 |
18 |
2 |
1 |
2392 |
I guess it's better than a hunting dog, but still... |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2393 |
When doves cry. |
1.1905 |
0.11168 |
21 |
18 |
2 |
1 |
2394 |
He's new to this game |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2395 |
Is this like the canary in the coal mine? |
1.1905 |
0.11168 |
21 |
18 |
2 |
1 |
2396 |
He better hide.............someone else may shoot both of them! |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2397 |
He'd always rather ride shotgun than fly. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2398 |
Our friendship knows no bounds. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2399 |
As long as that decoy is behind him, we're safe! |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2400 |
Should we tell him it's not a tree? |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2401 |
Maybe home schooling's not so bad? |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2402 |
' Cooee, he's behind you.' |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2403 |
That fake Hunter cut out doesn't even fool junior. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2404 |
Well, you know what they say, you only live once. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2405 |
Safest place our friend could be!! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2406 |
I don't know who to hate more... That's whom. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2407 |
That bird just tweeted "Guns don't hurt you". |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2408 |
Hang on. Something about that branch is rubbing me the wrong way. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2409 |
I knew he had a mole on the inside. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2410 |
Stoolie. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2411 |
We need to review the lesson on situation awareness |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2412 |
Well, I guess what you don't know may actually hurt you. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2413 |
Now that's Chutzpah! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2414 |
Birds of a feather. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2415 |
His new theory is: "Be one with the gun". |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2416 |
Marco." "Polo! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2417 |
It's a trap! |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2418 |
Reminds me of a cuckoo clock! |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2419 |
He inherited that thrill-seeker gene from his father, may he rest in peace. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2420 |
-Do you think it's armed and loaded? -Not sure...but I hope the swallow is. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2421 |
Stockholm Syndrome has come home to roost. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2422 |
After the bird dog, I suppose the dog bird was inevitable. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2423 |
He must think we are sitting ducks |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2424 |
Sure makes living outdoors an adventure. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2425 |
If you Instagram it, I'll re-Tweet it. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2426 |
Bloody migrants! They don't even try to understand. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2427 |
Just another self-hating bird. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2428 |
I think we need to send him away to boarding school. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2429 |
I hate a free rider |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2430 |
Gary was always a plucky lark. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2431 |
Kurtz has gone rogue. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2432 |
She's a spy. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2433 |
Let's hope he's not a stool pigeon, |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2434 |
I thought he was confused, but he's a Democrat. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2435 |
Hey Tweet, we're over here! |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2436 |
It's better than his hand or the bush. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2437 |
So that's what the conservative branch looks like |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2438 |
It's the bluebird of political incorrectness. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2439 |
I'm too old for these Mockingbird X-Games. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2440 |
Johnny was always a maverick. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2441 |
That's true. But, they do have opposable thumbs. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2442 |
I said double dog dare, he HAD to do it. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2443 |
We must be in 'Portlandia.' |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2444 |
I bet this is the last time he plays truth or dare with us. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2445 |
Too bad, it's tails; he lost. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2446 |
Watch out, Farmer Brown is using the old decoy game again. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2447 |
He's never distracted by a tweet. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2448 |
Poor, nearsighted thing. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2449 |
He just loves messing with them! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2450 |
Shhh! it's Bernie and that bird hunting for delegates. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2451 |
Suck up. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2452 |
I think we need to have a talk with him. I don't like this new friend he's hanging out with. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2453 |
Keep watching, he's gonna sit on the guy's hat next! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2454 |
It all makes sense once you've met his wife. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2455 |
That's him, Elmers's stool pigeon. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2456 |
I thought heli-skiing would get it out of his system |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2457 |
That's absolutely brilliant! He found the safest place to be when a bird hunter is on the loose. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2458 |
You gotta give her credit...denial suites her |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2459 |
I heard that he got laid off at the coal mine |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2460 |
He sold us out for some grains and seeds. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2461 |
I'm not fond of guns, so I'll sit this one out. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2462 |
I guess it's like having eyes in the back of your head. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2463 |
That reminds me, I need to check my Twitter feed. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2464 |
Some type of young pigeon---a stoolie, I think. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2465 |
It's a plastic bird for NRA propaganda. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2466 |
Be assured: we will get a bang out of this!!! |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2467 |
These crazy kids nowadays. They call it a 'perch-in.' |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2468 |
How does that saying go? |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2469 |
Well that's one way to "flip him the bird." |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2470 |
It thinks he's Bernie. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2471 |
A pilot bird. They never go extinct. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2472 |
Wait? I thought a bird in the hand was worth two in the bush?" "Yea, but the guy walking his dog over there is a blind as a bat |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2473 |
Well, mother, not every thing can be taught. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2474 |
Your peep's been at those fermented berries again. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2475 |
Kids today! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2476 |
He's feeling confident after that Bernie event. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2477 |
That could be a cardinal sin |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2478 |
Clearly no flocking together with that one! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2479 |
He always was a problem child. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2480 |
That bird needs to bite the bird seed, not bite the bullet. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2481 |
Somehow... its a symbiotic relationship |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2482 |
I don't think he noticed us giving him the bird. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2483 |
I think it's a bird in hand...not "on gun." |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2484 |
She always goes for the bad boys |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2485 |
She forgot her selfie stick again. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2486 |
That hunter's really got game. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2487 |
Well, it's something to strive for... |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2488 |
Yeah, he likes to show off a lot, but is he a good provider? |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2489 |
Told you it was him - the bird in the hand. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2490 |
Looks Like Patti & Elmer had another fight. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2491 |
One, maybe two, more solid pecks and "Jackhammer Ralph" should have that front sight misaligned. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2492 |
The legend of Pistol Tweet. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2493 |
He really has her over the barrel now. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2494 |
Watch out, he's trying that old "bird in the hand" decoy again. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2495 |
The way he shoots it is the safest place to be |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2496 |
new gun control regulations |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2497 |
"Gee Marilyn isn't it lovely out during rabbit season! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2498 |
He's a member of the NRA. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2499 |
Apparently he just finished the first Chapter in Sun Tzu’s book, Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2500 |
I'm the luckiest man in the world... |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2501 |
Don't look now but I think we have a traitor." "Gee Carl, that's downright unpheasant. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2502 |
its ok he's heading for the high school |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2503 |
A bird on a gun is worth two in the bush? |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2504 |
She's an endangered species. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2505 |
He's been out there all day and still hasn't spotted him. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2506 |
He's Chinese, so he's reenacting Tiananmen square. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2507 |
He's always showing off. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2508 |
Boom Chica Boom. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2509 |
What is it about Bernie Sanders? |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2510 |
Say hello to my little friend. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2511 |
Ah, to be young and a dove. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2512 |
Let's stay in the bush. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2513 |
That how they got the indians, using one of our own. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2514 |
Riding shotgun is for the birds. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2515 |
She's doesn't give a shoot. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2516 |
Ever since the mine closed he was out of work. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2517 |
Petey always had a death wish. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2518 |
He must be from Portland. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2519 |
And that's how the expression "bird-brain" originated. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2520 |
Bill just doesn't get the idea of 'a good guy with a gun. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2521 |
I knew her yellow feathers spelt trouble. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2522 |
That's what I call playing hard to get. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2523 |
nope that decoy just ain't working |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2524 |
I think it's a chutzpahtridge. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2525 |
That bird is right up Lapierre's butt. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2526 |
We need cool hats. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2527 |
Must've been a double-dog dare. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2528 |
He lost the bet. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2529 |
Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2530 |
Obviously, we have our own Benedict Arnold! |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2531 |
Is this your first trip to Switzerland? |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2532 |
What does he think we are, Dodos? |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2533 |
I don't think Edward is clear on the concept of bird hunting. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2534 |
'Really hope her puberty is not getting any worse than this' |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2535 |
We always new he was rebellious, but this is ridiculous! |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2536 |
those two sure do have a strange relationship |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2537 |
The balls on that kid. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2538 |
The new NRA publicists are on to something. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2539 |
She's always been a little too left wing for my taste." |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2540 |
Junior can only find seasonal employment. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2541 |
He never could remember that it's spelled Quayle. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2542 |
He's a pretty good shot but his sense of awareness is poor. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2543 |
'I guess a bird in hand really isn't worth two in the bush.' |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2544 |
Looks like a Winchester Retweeter |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2545 |
He can keep walking if he thinks this makes us two in the bush. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2546 |
In general, a gun in any caption contest is not a good idea. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2547 |
He said he had no choice but to find extra work to pay for his Hamilton tickets. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2548 |
Now I see why they say "position's everything in life". |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2549 |
How does that saying go again? |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2550 |
Look whose singing praises about the 2nd amendment. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2551 |
He calls himself: Jack Sparrow. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2552 |
Not a sight and not a decoy. We got a hiker here. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2553 |
ReTWEET #birdonbarrel. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2554 |
I guess a bird on the rifle beats two in the bush! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2555 |
He needs a pointer dog! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2556 |
To tweet, or not to tweet... |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2557 |
He clearly thinks he's better than us two in the bush! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2558 |
I'm not sure what he's thinking |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2559 |
Let's just pretend she went to college. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2560 |
Another self-hating chickadee. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2561 |
We have a stool pigeon on our hands. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2562 |
It's the new Duck Dynasty decoy |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2563 |
He's a Bernie Sanders' groupie. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2564 |
He always challenged the system. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2565 |
This pretty much ends our reconciliation. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2566 |
He's farsighted |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2567 |
Loneliness makes strange bedfellows! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2568 |
Apparently, she's a daughter of a gun. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2569 |
Don't you think Tweet is taking this Second Amendment thing a bit too far? |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2570 |
We are safe, a bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2571 |
He thinks he's a bird dog. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2572 |
Yup. Two in the bush. Definitely. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2573 |
He's worth as much as both of us put together. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2574 |
I wonder what Darwin would say about that? |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2575 |
He's such a showboater. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2576 |
Can you imagine getting paid to tweet? |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2577 |
First Bernie's podium, now some NRA guy...What does your nephew have against Hillary? |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2578 |
She's official bird of the NRA. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2579 |
I think that's Elmer Fudd, but I don't want to chance it so I'm staying put. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2580 |
Immunity for testifying against the bloodhound. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2581 |
It is and it isn't what it is. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2582 |
Looks like she's crossed over to the dark side. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2583 |
That's one 'double dare' I never thought he'd take! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2584 |
For such a pretty little thing, she sure knows how to rub it in. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2585 |
That Sanders bird has gone too far this time |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2586 |
I can't wait until we're out of season. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2587 |
He's going to have lot of fun tweeting about this. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2588 |
Apparently it's a performance art piece. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2589 |
Your mother hasn't been herself since you left. Probably just a bad case of empty nest syndrome. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2590 |
dont be oblivious to whats right in front of you |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2591 |
She's a peace activist. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2592 |
pack up all my cares and woe, here i go |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2593 |
I told her she needs glasses. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2594 |
I saw it on TV. It's Popeil's new vertically integrated hunting system: decoy and shotgun in one compact unit. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2595 |
He called it. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2596 |
I thought Elmer Fudd was just a myth. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2597 |
I prefer he sticks to Bernie rallies |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2598 |
"Your dad can be embarrassing sometimes. Especially when he lets his boyfriend play in the sandpit". |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2599 |
I follow her on Twitter, but I don't like her on Facebook. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2600 |
I cry fowl. He's using a decoy. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2601 |
I hear he's a retired guard from the prison holding El Chapo. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2602 |
What a cocky little cunt. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2603 |
Camouflage. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2604 |
He reminds me of your brother Carl. They say he tasted just like chicken. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2605 |
He doesn't think he needs eye glasses. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2606 |
I didn't think he'd take "know thine enemy" literally. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2607 |
I tried to tell him, statues don't walk through the forrest. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2608 |
The field guide says that's a predator usually found with a cuckoo bird. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2609 |
I don't have the heart to tell him it's not Bernie |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2610 |
He's got his back. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2611 |
She needs to stop falling for the first guy who cocks a finger at her. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2612 |
Wow. Ted was not lying when he said the hunter's eyesight was bad... |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2613 |
I think that's called a teacher's pet |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2614 |
Since coming out his nest egg has grown 200% |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2615 |
Oh, look! Elmer Fudd with Tweety-Bird. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2616 |
Yeah, you should have seen last years dummy, it looked like Trump! |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2617 |
I believe it's a yellow bellied Quisling. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2618 |
He's either a decoy or he's stupid. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2619 |
My father told me that in his day 'Mighty Hunter' meant something. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2620 |
He carries a gun, but I say, keep your eye on the birdie. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2621 |
He's just not that in to you |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2622 |
It looks like Tweety has joined the enemy as an observer. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2623 |
Robin actually convinced him to go vegan except for the occasional worm. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2624 |
Want to fly over and see if it's a decoy? |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2625 |
Now do you believe me dear? He's so not ready to go flying unsupervised... |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2626 |
Doesn't look like he'll be contributing to the gene pool |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2627 |
We assume his third genie wish will not have an ambiguous Twitter abbreviation. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2628 |
You have to assume that hunters in the dodo bird era were a tad sharper. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2629 |
What a sight. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2630 |
How many tweets could a twitter twit tweet if a twitter twit could tweet tweets? |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2631 |
Your son is acting up again. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2632 |
Jeez. And I thought Fudd didn't have a clue. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2633 |
The little twit also sings country western songs. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2634 |
Rockin Robin's gonna' rock tonight. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2635 |
Cousin Leroy's love of gun barrels will be the death of him yet! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2636 |
We're about to see if ,"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2637 |
So which one is the birdbrain? |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2638 |
Only invasive species will do that job. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2639 |
Looks like the NRA is trying to soften its image! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2640 |
I suppose a bird on the rifle is worth... |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2641 |
That's the bravest form of protest. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2642 |
I told you not to trust that bird. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2643 |
So much for flocking together. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2644 |
At least now we know who's the double agent! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2645 |
We taught her well about turning an enemy into a friend. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2646 |
He needs a better lookout! |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2647 |
No, you tell him NRA doesn't mean National Robin Association! |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2648 |
Playing it safe. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2649 |
He was always a bird brain. |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2650 |
They follow each other on Twitter, too. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2651 |
She take Emily Dickinson way too seriously. |
1.1875 |
0.10078 |
16 |
13 |
3 |
0 |
2652 |
Look at our little son on a gun! |
1.1875 |
0.13598 |
16 |
14 |
1 |
1 |
2653 |
I completely get it. Flying isn't as much fun as it used to be. |
1.1852 |
0.07618 |
27 |
22 |
5 |
0 |
2654 |
The only way he'll ever use that gun is to pry it from her cold dead claws |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2655 |
Bird 1: "There goes another gun-toting Trump supporter finally leaving the woods to attend a rally." Bird 2: "And there goes another tree-hugging Sanders supporter catching a free ride." |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2656 |
You follow her tweets? They save she has been a life saver. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2657 |
Look, the NFL was right to ban this kind of behavior. It's taunting, plain and simple. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2658 |
Oh? Can you think of a safer place? |
1.1818 |
0.18182 |
11 |
10 |
0 |
1 |
2659 |
I thought he wanted to go for a drive when he called shotgun. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2660 |
He's always was saying "carpe diem!" but that just looks carpe dumb to me. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2661 |
We're not safe until it is in his hand. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2662 |
I hear the pension plan was too good to refuse |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2663 |
He's had this Wild West fantasy to ride shotgun. |
1.1786 |
0.10356 |
28 |
25 |
1 |
2 |
2664 |
OK, stop me if you have heard this one before. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2665 |
They met wintering in Florida. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2666 |
One of life's little ironies. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2667 |
He went vegan years ago, but he hasn't told his wife. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2668 |
It's like my father always says, 'stay close to your friends, stay closer to your enemies'. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2669 |
Bugs Bunny should show up any minute now. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2670 |
He called it first. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2671 |
Somehow, the marriage works. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2672 |
who would have thought he was worth two of us |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2673 |
I didn't believe he'd do it, but he was game after all. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2674 |
She's been a totally different bird since meeting Bernie Sanders. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2675 |
Well I guess it's better than being over a barrel. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2676 |
He learned that trick by watching Looney Toons. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2677 |
It's weird to see Saint Francis pandering for the rural vote |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2678 |
Watch out. It's a drone. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2679 |
Is this a trick? |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2680 |
How many of us is he worth? |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2681 |
Who said that the 2nd Amendment was for the birds-only? |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2682 |
You know, the extreme sports movement is getting out of hand. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2683 |
He seemed oblivious. Surely a bird on the gun was worth two on a branch. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2684 |
Hold on Bob... Who's on which team now? |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2685 |
I think he got it wrong.....it's a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2686 |
I think that's what's meant by 'Taking the cat bird seat.' |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2687 |
Lemme know when you spot the two that bullied you. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2688 |
Doesn't taste like chicken, and very bony. He's safe. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2689 |
Dumbest tweet. Ever. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2690 |
Do you think he's hunting wabbits too? |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2691 |
Milo's really giving the middle feather to that guy |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2692 |
Now that my friend is a real Constitutionalist! |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2693 |
There goes Bernie Sanders! |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2694 |
Watch out! He's a shill. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2695 |
Now there is a real moron |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2696 |
The last person she took out hunting was VP Cheney and we know how that turned out. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2697 |
Now is not the time to feed Junior! |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2698 |
Not the perch I would choose. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2699 |
Tweedle Dumb is such a risk taker, |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2700 |
How many times I have told Junior that's not a Tree! |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2701 |
Tweeting about this could definitely backfire. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2702 |
This month you get a free rifle with your Audubon Society membership. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2703 |
Is that the "little birdie" they are always talking about? |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2704 |
Please, no more Sylvia Plath at bedtime for Robbie, OK? |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2705 |
@hunters ananymous - little does he know. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2706 |
I can't believe he went to work for that guy. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2707 |
He must've called shotgun |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2708 |
I think his plan is to build a nest out of the mustache. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2709 |
He always needed to feel in control! |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2710 |
Classic size envy. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2711 |
Fred's been a little uppity since he found out that he was worth more than either of us. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2712 |
She's either a fool or a genius. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2713 |
Now that, is a stool pigeon. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2714 |
I never figured Ted would turn out to be the stoolpigeon. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2715 |
Hillary is still the safer choice. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2716 |
Seriously life does begin at the END of the comfort zone and the end is like half a inch long. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2717 |
Looks like Cherper sold out to the NRA |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2718 |
There goes Benedict Sparrow. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2719 |
He does know that Donald Duck fans and Donald Trump fans aren't the same, right |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2720 |
Decoy or scout? |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2721 |
For an extra twenty bucks he said he'd unload on our buddy's head |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2722 |
Only a mockingbird would have the nerve! |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2723 |
I knew we shouldn't have moved to Vermont. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2724 |
Got to tweet this to brother Bernie rel quick: NRA found his podium bird! |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2725 |
It's not a bird dog. It's a bird bird. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2726 |
I guess he's a brown-tufted Quisling. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2727 |
And as the young dove's parents looked on, they thought to themselves "it's just a phase." |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2728 |
Easy for him, it's not dove season. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2729 |
Bird dog bird |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2730 |
She supports the Second Amendment. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2731 |
The decoys are more original this year. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2732 |
Probably not worth 2 birds in a bush |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2733 |
We may found out now whether she's really worth the two of us combined. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2734 |
Robin wants to be the poster-bird for the 2nd Amendment |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2735 |
I always told Jim there's no such thing as a free ride. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2736 |
He likes to see the sights. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2737 |
Sure they did a great job capturing your likeness, but posing for hunting decoys seems like a morally-questionable way to start off your modeling career. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2738 |
Don't pull a Bernie unless it's Bernie. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2739 |
The rifle decoy, the nadir of capitalism. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2740 |
The foot of the candle is dark. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2741 |
Don't be fooled. It's a Pileated Gunsight. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2742 |
Such an air-head bird brain! |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2743 |
Cocky renegade |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2744 |
I heard he's worth as much as both of us combined. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2745 |
Apparently, he is a French pigeon. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2746 |
You know, he has been incorrigible ever since we let him hang with those showoff eagles up the tree. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2747 |
What's a cute little chick like her doing with a jerk like him? |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2748 |
If you can't fight 'em, join 'em. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2749 |
Don't worry, it's just an NRA scarecrow. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2750 |
Two pheasants watch with trepidation from the bush while a brazen songbird mocks proverbial fate. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2751 |
Dave, have you seen a better analogy for this year's election? |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2752 |
Either he's one of those trained 'rear guard' birds or he can't stand looking at that stupid hat. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2753 |
You're right -- that's no pigeon and that ain't no stool, but ... |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2754 |
He's dumber than Elmer Fudd. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2755 |
Then it's true. Our own son has been radicalized! |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2756 |
Ever since Larry got that modeling gig at Twitter, he thinks he's invincible. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2757 |
A swift, he's not. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2758 |
He certainly isn't helping to continue our species population. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2759 |
Total frat move but I'm impressed! |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2760 |
The rifle's a bluff. He only hunts for worms. |
1.1765 |
0.09531 |
17 |
14 |
3 |
0 |
2761 |
Here we are as pheasants held down by the man and yet he, a partridge, sits with him nearly equal. Just ain't right. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2762 |
I didn't think that even Beekie would take the challenge...I had to use a triple-dog-dare-you. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2763 |
They got him doing background checks. |
1.1667 |
0.12127 |
18 |
16 |
1 |
1 |
2764 |
He's trying the Looney Tunes approach to not getting shot. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2765 |
Looks like junior heard us talking about how much we enjoy barrel tasting! |
1.1667 |
0.12127 |
18 |
16 |
1 |
1 |
2766 |
He is getting too smart for his own good , that boy of yours ! |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2767 |
He scared Donald Trump at Rally. He thinks he's invincible now. |
1.1667 |
0.12127 |
18 |
16 |
1 |
1 |
2768 |
What season is it right now? |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2769 |
It's too bad, he's got her over a barrel. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2770 |
Do you think they know about each other? |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2771 |
She's our old style early warning system. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2772 |
Shhh ... be quiet,it looks like a stool pigeon to me. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2773 |
She's a firm believer in gun patrol. |
1.1667 |
0.12127 |
18 |
16 |
1 |
1 |
2774 |
Don't worry they'll get him in tax season. |
1.1667 |
0.12127 |
18 |
16 |
1 |
1 |
2775 |
He just wants to make sure there're no dogs in sight. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2776 |
It's not that surprising. Robins always have had strong feelings about the the right to perch arms. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2777 |
I see he got a new scaup. |
1.1667 |
0.12127 |
18 |
16 |
1 |
1 |
2778 |
That's reckless." "Why? It's not like he's going to get shot. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2779 |
Definte drone. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2780 |
He wasn't like this before those jays moved into the neighborhood. |
1.1667 |
0.12127 |
18 |
16 |
1 |
1 |
2781 |
Don't worry, he's hunting wabbits. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2782 |
A bird on the barrel is worth two in the bush. |
1.1667 |
0.12127 |
18 |
16 |
1 |
1 |
2783 |
Of course it's deadly, but it makes a great mobile perch! |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2784 |
That probably will work better than our lame camouflage plumage. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2785 |
'Junior might be getting over confident" |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2786 |
Now that's a Robin with big kahuna's! |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2787 |
I don't know how this duel is going to end |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2788 |
Let's hope he is half blind, and not a traitor. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2789 |
Cool front sight on his gun! |
1.1667 |
0.12127 |
18 |
16 |
1 |
1 |
2790 |
Where is the gun lobby going? |
1.1667 |
0.16667 |
12 |
11 |
0 |
1 |
2791 |
the mole is a bird. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2792 |
Did that bunting take up hunting? |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2793 |
Well, Jay always said "The best defense is a shotgun offense." |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2794 |
I dared him to do it. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2795 |
I'm afraid that Jim has grown tired of seed. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2796 |
Looks like our son, Dan Quail, is standing firm. |
1.1667 |
0.11237 |
12 |
10 |
2 |
0 |
2797 |
Tweety Tweety Bang Bang. |
1.1667 |
0.12127 |
18 |
16 |
1 |
1 |
2798 |
And we're back, bringing you live coverage of the Avian X Games where the European Greenfinch has just stuck the landing! |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2799 |
Going forward, let's not hang out with Mike anymore. |
1.1667 |
0.16667 |
12 |
11 |
0 |
1 |
2800 |
I'm not following his tweets. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2801 |
What a traitor. |
1.1667 |
0.12127 |
18 |
16 |
1 |
1 |
2802 |
How many do you think he's worth? |
1.1667 |
0.11237 |
12 |
10 |
2 |
0 |
2803 |
Are you tweeting this? |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2804 |
It's OK, he must be hunting dogs. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2805 |
Collaborator! |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2806 |
I knew he was a different kind of bird, but never a Turncoat. |
1.1600 |
0.07483 |
25 |
21 |
4 |
0 |