Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
This saddest part is he's going in the wrong direction. |
1.7902 |
0.05124 |
224 |
94 |
83 |
47 |
1 |
It's annoying until the vultures land. Then it's awesome for 5 minutes. |
1.7860 |
0.05369 |
229 |
105 |
68 |
56 |
2 |
Let it go, Dad—it’s just a quarter. |
1.7486 |
0.05814 |
179 |
82 |
60 |
37 |
3 |
Isn't this the same guy who got shipwrecked in our wading pool? |
1.7475 |
0.07777 |
99 |
45 |
34 |
20 |
4 |
That's Lawrence of Suburbia. |
1.7325 |
0.06154 |
157 |
73 |
53 |
31 |
5 |
And if he survives, the co-op board runs a credit check. |
1.7071 |
0.06531 |
140 |
68 |
45 |
27 |
6 |
Well - looks like at least one child was left behind. |
1.7055 |
0.06236 |
146 |
69 |
51 |
26 |
7 |
Well, they didn't specify who would come if we built it. |
1.6967 |
0.06875 |
122 |
59 |
41 |
22 |
8 |
We're going to need a bigger scooper |
1.6881 |
0.06982 |
109 |
51 |
41 |
17 |
9 |
His parents never picked him up. |
1.6829 |
0.06861 |
123 |
61 |
40 |
22 |
10 |
Of all the sandboxes, on all the roofs, in all the world, he crawls into mine. |
1.6746 |
0.06745 |
126 |
63 |
41 |
22 |
11 |
My dad's second childhood is really ruining my first. |
1.6667 |
0.06797 |
123 |
62 |
40 |
21 |
12 |
Should we tell him we found his car keys 2 hours ago? |
1.6667 |
0.07285 |
102 |
50 |
36 |
16 |
13 |
He's been off the Camels for a week now. |
1.6643 |
0.06193 |
143 |
71 |
49 |
23 |
14 |
Are we in his mirage, or is he in our sandbox? |
1.6579 |
0.07247 |
114 |
60 |
33 |
21 |
15 |
It's post traumatic sandbox disorder. I had it in kindergarten. |
1.6277 |
0.08282 |
94 |
54 |
21 |
19 |
16 |
I'm just saying... yesterday there were two guys and this one was a lot thinner. |
1.6190 |
0.07459 |
105 |
58 |
29 |
18 |
17 |
And he refuses to ask for directions. |
1.6162 |
0.06374 |
99 |
46 |
45 |
8 |
18 |
Of all the sandboxes in all the towns in all the world, he crawls into ours. |
1.6067 |
0.07766 |
89 |
48 |
28 |
13 |
19 |
Of all the sandboxes, in all of the towns, he crawls into mine. |
1.6023 |
0.07501 |
88 |
46 |
31 |
11 |
20 |
So that's adulthood. |
1.6000 |
0.07672 |
80 |
41 |
30 |
9 |
21 |
Let's live with Mom. |
1.6000 |
0.07545 |
90 |
48 |
30 |
12 |
22 |
I think he lost more than his contact lens. |
1.5955 |
0.07617 |
89 |
48 |
29 |
12 |
23 |
Mom took the beach house in the divorce |
1.5955 |
0.07617 |
89 |
48 |
29 |
12 |
24 |
I call him "Lawrence of Astoria." |
1.5900 |
0.06831 |
100 |
52 |
37 |
11 |
25 |
No use sharing your bucket with him. It's clear he's beyond the pail. |
1.5833 |
0.08504 |
84 |
50 |
19 |
15 |
26 |
I cleaned up after the cat; you clean up after Mr. Phillips. |
1.5823 |
0.08566 |
79 |
46 |
20 |
13 |
27 |
But what if it's not a metaphor? |
1.5814 |
0.08012 |
86 |
49 |
24 |
13 |
28 |
He also scored low on "fighting his way out of a paper bag". |
1.5811 |
0.08389 |
74 |
41 |
23 |
10 |
29 |
I know where Mom hid his cigarettes, but I'm not tellin'. |
1.5789 |
0.08638 |
76 |
44 |
20 |
12 |
30 |
I guess we'll have to bury him deeper. |
1.5765 |
0.08431 |
85 |
51 |
19 |
15 |
31 |
Looks like you were right - this could be a good place for a lemonade stand. |
1.5753 |
0.08257 |
73 |
40 |
24 |
9 |
32 |
The cat caught on a lot faster. |
1.5733 |
0.08093 |
75 |
41 |
25 |
9 |
33 |
When is adult sand over? |
1.5733 |
0.07867 |
75 |
40 |
27 |
8 |
34 |
We really need a gated sandbox. |
1.5714 |
0.07261 |
77 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
35 |
Last time, I lured him out with a Martini. |
1.5698 |
0.07677 |
86 |
48 |
27 |
11 |
36 |
"Think maybe he lost his marbles?' |
1.5679 |
0.08596 |
81 |
49 |
18 |
14 |
37 |
He would think more clearly outside the box. |
1.5658 |
0.08447 |
76 |
44 |
21 |
11 |
38 |
Grown-ups can take the fun out of pretty much anything. |
1.5652 |
0.08631 |
69 |
39 |
21 |
9 |
39 |
I'm thinking it's mom's turn to scoop the box. |
1.5606 |
0.08936 |
66 |
38 |
19 |
9 |
40 |
Long time, no sea. |
1.5588 |
0.07665 |
68 |
35 |
28 |
5 |
41 |
Don't fall for it. He just wants your juice box. |
1.5570 |
0.08401 |
79 |
47 |
20 |
12 |
42 |
He'll NEVER ask for directions. |
1.5568 |
0.07019 |
88 |
47 |
33 |
8 |
43 |
Same guy who nearly drowned in my wading pool. |
1.5541 |
0.08636 |
74 |
44 |
19 |
11 |
44 |
Well, actually, I've accepted it. But mother and the cat are livid. |
1.5541 |
0.09054 |
74 |
46 |
15 |
13 |
45 |
Mom's right, we need a cover for this thing. |
1.5538 |
0.08779 |
65 |
37 |
20 |
8 |
46 |
I wish he'd think outside the box. |
1.5526 |
0.09252 |
76 |
49 |
12 |
15 |
47 |
Don't say anything. He's our ride home. |
1.5526 |
0.07812 |
76 |
42 |
26 |
8 |
48 |
He works hard. And he plays hard. |
1.5500 |
0.08325 |
80 |
48 |
20 |
12 |
49 |
Where are his parents? |
1.5479 |
0.08512 |
73 |
43 |
20 |
10 |
50 |
We're ok unless he starts to meow. |
1.5479 |
0.08053 |
73 |
41 |
24 |
8 |
51 |
This explains the dead horse in the lobby. |
1.5479 |
0.08512 |
73 |
43 |
20 |
10 |
52 |
Boy, he sure looks different from his playdate.com profile. |
1.5469 |
0.08889 |
64 |
37 |
19 |
8 |
53 |
Your Dad knows it's just a penny, right? |
1.5429 |
0.08059 |
70 |
39 |
24 |
7 |
54 |
It's the amenities that makes this building so great. |
1.5417 |
0.08608 |
72 |
43 |
19 |
10 |
55 |
Do you think someone should tell him his kid left an hour ago? |
1.5410 |
0.09225 |
61 |
36 |
17 |
8 |
56 |
My therapist says the grains of sand represent the ephemeral nature of acquisition, but Mom just calls him a loser. |
1.5405 |
0.08857 |
74 |
46 |
16 |
12 |
57 |
It's rent controlled so he's held onto it. |
1.5405 |
0.07742 |
74 |
41 |
26 |
7 |
58 |
He hasn't been the same since we sold our beach house. |
1.5395 |
0.08259 |
76 |
45 |
21 |
10 |
59 |
After adult coloring books, sandboxes were the next logical step. |
1.5395 |
0.07823 |
76 |
43 |
25 |
8 |
60 |
He says he's Lawrence of Astoria. |
1.5385 |
0.08693 |
78 |
49 |
16 |
13 |
61 |
He won't leave. It's rent stabilized. |
1.5352 |
0.08933 |
71 |
44 |
16 |
11 |
62 |
I'm thinking what we scooped out yesterday may not have been from a giant cat. |
1.5352 |
0.08471 |
71 |
42 |
20 |
9 |
63 |
Harold and Judy from 6D here. We'd like our skylight back. |
1.5342 |
0.07823 |
73 |
41 |
25 |
7 |
64 |
He's got to learn to think outside the box. |
1.5323 |
0.09117 |
62 |
37 |
17 |
8 |
65 |
He can't think outside the box. |
1.5312 |
0.08900 |
64 |
38 |
18 |
8 |
66 |
We should have called ahead for a reservation. |
1.5286 |
0.07808 |
70 |
39 |
25 |
6 |
67 |
Should we tell him about the pool? |
1.5278 |
0.07394 |
72 |
39 |
28 |
5 |
68 |
Can we move this along, sir? We've booked for 9:30. |
1.5238 |
0.08423 |
63 |
36 |
21 |
6 |
69 |
Do you want to tell him it's kitty litter or should I? |
1.5231 |
0.08800 |
65 |
39 |
18 |
8 |
70 |
Mister, you're not allowed to play here if you don't live in the building. |
1.5231 |
0.09069 |
65 |
40 |
16 |
9 |
71 |
It’s been three days - how much can a contact lens cost? |
1.5224 |
0.08601 |
67 |
40 |
19 |
8 |
72 |
We'll put the lemonade stand here. |
1.5205 |
0.07583 |
73 |
41 |
26 |
6 |
73 |
It's true! Without his phone he really is lost! |
1.5205 |
0.08069 |
73 |
43 |
22 |
8 |
74 |
At least it's only every other weekend. |
1.5195 |
0.07975 |
77 |
46 |
22 |
9 |
75 |
I thought he was YOUR imaginary friend. |
1.5179 |
0.09532 |
56 |
34 |
15 |
7 |
76 |
Ive tried everything, but I can't get him to think outside the box. |
1.5172 |
0.09602 |
58 |
36 |
14 |
8 |
77 |
He thinks he sees an affordable two-bedroom, but it's only a mirage. |
1.5172 |
0.08950 |
58 |
34 |
18 |
6 |
78 |
If we give him water, he'll never learn how to get it for himself. |
1.5161 |
0.08209 |
62 |
35 |
22 |
5 |
79 |
Should we tell him the phone's in his back pocket? |
1.5156 |
0.08907 |
64 |
39 |
17 |
8 |
80 |
In this experiment, I buried the subject's smart phone in the sand. He has not been able to check his texts or e-mails for almost 35 minutes now. |
1.5156 |
0.09181 |
64 |
40 |
15 |
9 |
81 |
He says he won't leave 'till he's found his inner child. |
1.5143 |
0.08074 |
70 |
41 |
22 |
7 |
82 |
Apparently he can't even think in the box. |
1.5139 |
0.08390 |
72 |
44 |
19 |
9 |
83 |
Just buy a new contact lens already! |
1.5085 |
0.09479 |
59 |
37 |
14 |
8 |
84 |
Apparently, we didn't bury him deep enough. |
1.5079 |
0.09830 |
63 |
42 |
10 |
11 |
85 |
Let's play outside the box today. |
1.5077 |
0.09588 |
65 |
43 |
11 |
11 |
86 |
The marbles he lost can't be found. |
1.5072 |
0.08910 |
69 |
44 |
15 |
10 |
87 |
You hit him with the bucket and I'll bury him. |
1.5000 |
0.09449 |
64 |
42 |
12 |
10 |
88 |
Why does he keep saying "oil futures"? |
1.5000 |
0.09126 |
62 |
39 |
15 |
8 |
89 |
If he dies can I bury him? |
1.5000 |
0.09449 |
64 |
42 |
12 |
10 |
90 |
Well, will you look what the cat dragged in. |
1.5000 |
0.08250 |
58 |
33 |
21 |
4 |
91 |
Darn, he hasn't really made much progress since yesterday. |
1.5000 |
0.09605 |
58 |
37 |
13 |
8 |
92 |
Your cat looks sick. |
1.4951 |
0.07284 |
103 |
67 |
21 |
15 |
93 |
Shall we offer the pail and shovel or just tell him his keys are right there on the sidewalk? |
1.4923 |
0.09836 |
65 |
45 |
8 |
12 |
94 |
April fool, Dad! I don’t even wear contacts. |
1.4921 |
0.09015 |
63 |
40 |
15 |
8 |
95 |
He said he lost his keys in there but I think he's lost his marbles |
1.4918 |
0.08628 |
61 |
37 |
18 |
6 |
96 |
Uh, my dad goes a little overboard in the retelling of the Passover story. |
1.4918 |
0.08305 |
61 |
36 |
20 |
5 |
97 |
Lawrence of Suburbia. |
1.4918 |
0.07970 |
61 |
35 |
22 |
4 |
98 |
How long is this guy's recess? |
1.4918 |
0.08628 |
61 |
37 |
18 |
6 |
99 |
He still can't think outside the box. |
1.4918 |
0.08628 |
61 |
37 |
18 |
6 |
100 |
I guess it wasn't cats peeing in the sandbox after all. |
1.4915 |
0.10077 |
59 |
40 |
9 |
10 |
101 |
I told you they were too big to have come from a cat. |
1.4912 |
0.10051 |
57 |
38 |
10 |
9 |
102 |
Great. It's the "Occupy Sandbox" movement. |
1.4912 |
0.09068 |
57 |
35 |
16 |
6 |
103 |
The sands of time can be so cruel. |
1.4912 |
0.08715 |
57 |
34 |
18 |
5 |
104 |
Is it time to change his sand? |
1.4909 |
0.08942 |
55 |
33 |
17 |
5 |
105 |
Though I'm usually against animal testing, I think we should have a cat test the kitty litter. |
1.4909 |
0.09665 |
55 |
35 |
13 |
7 |
106 |
Microclimate change. |
1.4906 |
0.09184 |
53 |
32 |
16 |
5 |
107 |
They say he's lost his marbles. |
1.4906 |
0.08780 |
53 |
31 |
18 |
4 |
108 |
He's searching for a grain of truth. |
1.4906 |
0.08780 |
53 |
31 |
18 |
4 |
109 |
It all started with those adult coloring books. |
1.4894 |
0.10912 |
47 |
31 |
9 |
7 |
110 |
It's like an Infinity Pool, only more desperate. |
1.4844 |
0.08331 |
64 |
39 |
19 |
6 |
111 |
I just changed my mind about wanting to grow up. |
1.4844 |
0.09181 |
64 |
42 |
13 |
9 |
112 |
The short answer is 'peyote.' |
1.4839 |
0.09409 |
62 |
41 |
12 |
9 |
113 |
He's looking for his offshore account. |
1.4839 |
0.08829 |
62 |
39 |
16 |
7 |
114 |
Unsure which public restrooms to use, straight males now opting for rooftop litter boxes. Story at 11. |
1.4833 |
0.09355 |
60 |
39 |
13 |
8 |
115 |
He always refuses to ask directions! |
1.4828 |
0.08606 |
58 |
35 |
18 |
5 |
116 |
If this your Dad after watching 'Lawrence of Arabia,' I hope he never sees 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' |
1.4828 |
0.09602 |
58 |
38 |
12 |
8 |
117 |
He's harmless, but keep an eye on your juice box. |
1.4828 |
0.08606 |
58 |
35 |
18 |
5 |
118 |
He's auditioning for 'Survivor: Lower East Side'. |
1.4828 |
0.08606 |
58 |
35 |
18 |
5 |
119 |
For once I'd like recess without the drama. |
1.4828 |
0.07871 |
58 |
33 |
22 |
3 |
120 |
I wish I had his imagination. |
1.4828 |
0.09282 |
58 |
37 |
14 |
7 |
121 |
Should we give him back his glasses? |
1.4821 |
0.09185 |
56 |
35 |
15 |
6 |
122 |
Well, at least he buried it. |
1.4821 |
0.10190 |
56 |
38 |
9 |
9 |
123 |
He never really got over losing Wilson |
1.4821 |
0.10504 |
56 |
39 |
7 |
10 |
124 |
Maybe we should tell him about the "find your IPhone" feature |
1.4815 |
0.10149 |
54 |
36 |
10 |
8 |
125 |
So, that's why the pigeons are circling. |
1.4808 |
0.09309 |
52 |
32 |
15 |
5 |
126 |
Poor guy just can't think outside of the box... |
1.4808 |
0.10454 |
52 |
35 |
9 |
8 |
127 |
Dad takes his telling of the Passover story very seriously. |
1.4808 |
0.09309 |
52 |
32 |
15 |
5 |
128 |
We're gonna need a bigger box |
1.4800 |
0.09579 |
50 |
31 |
14 |
5 |
129 |
Mom said he wouldn't put the seat down. |
1.4792 |
0.10731 |
48 |
32 |
9 |
7 |
130 |
So, do we get involved or just find somewhere else to play? |
1.4737 |
0.08709 |
57 |
35 |
17 |
5 |
131 |
He loves working at the granular level. |
1.4737 |
0.07957 |
57 |
33 |
21 |
3 |
132 |
I don't know. The plaque says, 'Wall Street, 2008'. |
1.4737 |
0.09401 |
57 |
37 |
13 |
7 |
133 |
This installation would look better at MoMA. |
1.4727 |
0.08550 |
55 |
33 |
18 |
4 |
134 |
He's adamant he ordered a small dessert, but that's the problem with predictive text |
1.4727 |
0.10002 |
55 |
37 |
10 |
8 |
135 |
That's why I don't wear contact lenses. |
1.4727 |
0.08935 |
55 |
34 |
16 |
5 |
136 |
Start worrying if he meows. |
1.4727 |
0.08550 |
55 |
33 |
18 |
4 |
137 |
Drat, he's no further than he was yesterday. |
1.4727 |
0.08550 |
55 |
33 |
18 |
4 |
138 |
Mom said if he doesn't go, we can't let him back inside. |
1.4727 |
0.09659 |
55 |
36 |
12 |
7 |
139 |
You really need to screen your playdates better. |
1.4727 |
0.08935 |
55 |
34 |
16 |
5 |
140 |
Let's update his GPS. |
1.4727 |
0.07722 |
55 |
31 |
22 |
2 |
141 |
Now we wait for the cement to harden. |
1.4727 |
0.08146 |
55 |
32 |
20 |
3 |
142 |
Wasn't he going the other way yesterday? |
1.4717 |
0.07902 |
53 |
30 |
21 |
2 |
143 |
I switched his pot with catnip. |
1.4694 |
0.09716 |
49 |
31 |
13 |
5 |
144 |
I'm always confused. Performance or installation? |
1.4667 |
0.09847 |
45 |
28 |
13 |
4 |
145 |
Don't worry, he's just a mirage. |
1.4667 |
0.09041 |
60 |
39 |
14 |
7 |
146 |
When a Zen garden isn't so Zen |
1.4667 |
0.10825 |
45 |
30 |
9 |
6 |
147 |
Maybe he'll let us bury him. |
1.4655 |
0.08941 |
58 |
37 |
15 |
6 |
148 |
Okay maybe we should tell him where his keys are. |
1.4643 |
0.09522 |
56 |
37 |
12 |
7 |
149 |
He's just not thinking outside the box. |
1.4643 |
0.09522 |
56 |
37 |
12 |
7 |
150 |
'Staycation' isn't going so well. |
1.4643 |
0.08814 |
56 |
35 |
16 |
5 |
151 |
Talk about a first world problem. |
1.4643 |
0.09522 |
56 |
37 |
12 |
7 |
152 |
The 'infinity desert' also has a heat lamp option, for extra despair. |
1.4643 |
0.08814 |
56 |
35 |
16 |
5 |
153 |
He said that he spent the happiest years of his life in this place and he wants to be buried here. |
1.4630 |
0.08652 |
54 |
33 |
17 |
4 |
154 |
I hope that's clumping. |
1.4630 |
0.10140 |
54 |
37 |
9 |
8 |
155 |
I'd say he doesn't play well with others. |
1.4630 |
0.09425 |
54 |
35 |
13 |
6 |
156 |
Maybe he's an out-of-work archeologist. |
1.4630 |
0.09047 |
54 |
34 |
15 |
5 |
157 |
I hope that is clumping litter. |
1.4630 |
0.09425 |
54 |
35 |
13 |
6 |
158 |
Okay Dad, climate change is real. I get it. |
1.4630 |
0.09047 |
54 |
34 |
15 |
5 |
159 |
He is absolutely unable to think outside the box. |
1.4630 |
0.09789 |
54 |
36 |
11 |
7 |
160 |
Let’s wait; he’s almost there. |
1.4630 |
0.08239 |
54 |
32 |
19 |
3 |
161 |
He won't get far. |
1.4615 |
0.09694 |
52 |
34 |
12 |
6 |
162 |
Sorry no bathroom in this unit, but it does come with a rooftop litter box. |
1.4615 |
0.10076 |
52 |
35 |
10 |
7 |
163 |
I think he’s looking for his marbles. |
1.4615 |
0.08447 |
52 |
31 |
18 |
3 |
164 |
It's not the heat, it's the stupidity. |
1.4615 |
0.09297 |
52 |
33 |
14 |
5 |
165 |
Should we card him? He doesn't look under 6 to me. |
1.4615 |
0.09297 |
52 |
33 |
14 |
5 |
166 |
Forty years later and he still hasn't come in from recess. Legendary. |
1.4615 |
0.11527 |
39 |
26 |
8 |
5 |
167 |
I guess one person's sandbox is another person's desert. |
1.4600 |
0.09984 |
50 |
33 |
11 |
6 |
168 |
I hate to tell him the oasis is the other way. |
1.4600 |
0.10384 |
50 |
34 |
9 |
7 |
169 |
Ah, looking for the grain of truth. |
1.4600 |
0.10384 |
50 |
34 |
9 |
7 |
170 |
He'll never make it. |
1.4600 |
0.09566 |
50 |
32 |
13 |
5 |
171 |
I'm not so sure about these new public restrooms... |
1.4583 |
0.09856 |
48 |
31 |
12 |
5 |
172 |
Maybe we should tell him to think outside the box. |
1.4583 |
0.09856 |
48 |
31 |
12 |
5 |
173 |
The last stage of the co-op board approval process, he's trying to buy 3A. |
1.4583 |
0.09856 |
48 |
31 |
12 |
5 |
174 |
He washed up on the Upper East Side |
1.4561 |
0.09049 |
57 |
37 |
14 |
6 |
175 |
He must think he's Lawrence of Suburbia |
1.4545 |
0.09291 |
55 |
36 |
13 |
6 |
176 |
I'm not sure that this is what was meant by "make the refugees feel at home" |
1.4545 |
0.12379 |
33 |
22 |
7 |
4 |
177 |
I don't think he ever really got over the loss of "Wilson." |
1.4545 |
0.08921 |
55 |
35 |
15 |
5 |
178 |
We really are getting the full New York experience at this Airbnb. |
1.4545 |
0.09997 |
44 |
28 |
12 |
4 |
179 |
Dad takes the fun out of everything. |
1.4545 |
0.10513 |
44 |
29 |
10 |
5 |
180 |
No, you tell him his keys are in your bucket! |
1.4528 |
0.09549 |
53 |
35 |
12 |
6 |
181 |
He's practicing for climate change. |
1.4528 |
0.08757 |
53 |
33 |
16 |
4 |
182 |
Should we bring him a doctor or a camel? |
1.4516 |
0.12127 |
31 |
20 |
8 |
3 |
183 |
If we give him water we’re enablers. |
1.4510 |
0.09420 |
51 |
33 |
13 |
5 |
184 |
Life's a beach. |
1.4510 |
0.09420 |
51 |
33 |
13 |
5 |
185 |
Mom says he's preparing for global warming. |
1.4510 |
0.08994 |
51 |
32 |
15 |
4 |
186 |
It's evident that he can't think outside the box. |
1.4500 |
0.08709 |
60 |
39 |
15 |
6 |
187 |
Daddy, I also might have lost it on that other roof there... |
1.4490 |
0.08778 |
49 |
30 |
16 |
3 |
188 |
He's a rescue dad. |
1.4490 |
0.09250 |
49 |
31 |
14 |
4 |
189 |
I'm inclined not to tell the search party. |
1.4490 |
0.09698 |
49 |
32 |
12 |
5 |
190 |
Survivor has really cut its budget this year. |
1.4490 |
0.09698 |
49 |
32 |
12 |
5 |
191 |
You took him in, you do the scoop. |
1.4490 |
0.09250 |
49 |
31 |
14 |
4 |
192 |
Be sure to call as soon as you get there. |
1.4468 |
0.09526 |
47 |
30 |
13 |
4 |
193 |
Yes, but is it Art? |
1.4468 |
0.10452 |
47 |
32 |
9 |
6 |
194 |
Be patient--he's nearly there. |
1.4468 |
0.09526 |
47 |
30 |
13 |
4 |
195 |
This guy is taking forever. |
1.4468 |
0.09999 |
47 |
31 |
11 |
5 |
196 |
Should we tell him we already found the ring? |
1.4468 |
0.09027 |
47 |
29 |
15 |
3 |
197 |
It's punishment from his editor... he spelled "dessert" with only one "s." |
1.4444 |
0.10804 |
45 |
31 |
8 |
6 |
198 |
The hard part was figuring out how to keep the sand moving. |
1.4444 |
0.09824 |
45 |
29 |
12 |
4 |
199 |
I wonder if he knows that's a litter box? |
1.4444 |
0.10326 |
45 |
30 |
10 |
5 |
200 |
Word on the street is he's been bounced from every other box in town. |
1.4444 |
0.09824 |
45 |
29 |
12 |
4 |
201 |
Hey, Mister. You're in the wrong cartoon. This is our sandbox. |
1.4444 |
0.10326 |
45 |
30 |
10 |
5 |
202 |
I'll bet unemployed Archaeologist. |
1.4423 |
0.08862 |
52 |
33 |
15 |
4 |
203 |
I wonder what his inner child thinks of his outer adult. |
1.4423 |
0.09278 |
52 |
34 |
13 |
5 |
204 |
He's training for climate change. |
1.4419 |
0.10150 |
43 |
28 |
11 |
4 |
205 |
This is exactly why I stopped wearing contact lenses. |
1.4400 |
0.09107 |
50 |
32 |
14 |
4 |
206 |
First Mrs. Billingsley's cat, now this. We need a rake. |
1.4400 |
0.10365 |
50 |
35 |
8 |
7 |
207 |
If you give him water now you'll just encourage him. |
1.4400 |
0.08647 |
50 |
31 |
16 |
3 |
208 |
I see what you mean. He looks miserable; we should switch back to the clumping litter. |
1.4400 |
0.10365 |
50 |
35 |
8 |
7 |
209 |
I hope that's not us 50 years from now. |
1.4400 |
0.09963 |
50 |
34 |
10 |
6 |
210 |
Show me a hotter, grittier performance artist working today. |
1.4400 |
0.08647 |
50 |
31 |
16 |
3 |
211 |
I'm just glad he's not training for Naked and Afraid. |
1.4400 |
0.09545 |
50 |
33 |
12 |
5 |
212 |
No, YOU tell him his time is up. |
1.4400 |
0.09107 |
50 |
32 |
14 |
4 |
213 |
The sad thing is, he thought he'd asked for dessert. |
1.4400 |
0.08647 |
50 |
31 |
16 |
3 |
214 |
I solemnly swear to never grow up. |
1.4390 |
0.10505 |
41 |
27 |
10 |
4 |
215 |
Our other amenity is a resistance pool. |
1.4375 |
0.09371 |
48 |
31 |
13 |
4 |
216 |
Yeah, I reserved the box but I think this guy knows somebody. |
1.4375 |
0.08372 |
48 |
29 |
17 |
2 |
217 |
First they take our coloring books, now our sandboxes. |
1.4375 |
0.09833 |
48 |
32 |
11 |
5 |
218 |
He's got to start thinking outside the box. |
1.4364 |
0.09627 |
55 |
38 |
10 |
7 |
219 |
Remember the good old days when all we worried about were cats? |
1.4359 |
0.10256 |
39 |
25 |
11 |
3 |
220 |
Honestly, I don't mind if dad thinks he's a cat. It's the clean-up I'm having a problem with. |
1.4348 |
0.10610 |
46 |
32 |
8 |
6 |
221 |
Performance art pisses me off. |
1.4348 |
0.11056 |
46 |
33 |
6 |
7 |
222 |
Maybe we should think outside the box. |
1.4348 |
0.09143 |
46 |
29 |
14 |
3 |
223 |
Mom won't let you keep him unless he is house-trained. |
1.4348 |
0.10610 |
46 |
32 |
8 |
6 |
224 |
I want the cat back. |
1.4348 |
0.09657 |
46 |
30 |
12 |
4 |
225 |
I told him to cross at night, but did he listen? |
1.4348 |
0.09657 |
46 |
30 |
12 |
4 |
226 |
Should we tell him that's the litter box? |
1.4348 |
0.09657 |
46 |
30 |
12 |
4 |
227 |
He thinks he's in the desert on a horse with no name. |
1.4348 |
0.09143 |
46 |
29 |
14 |
3 |
228 |
Should I tell him there's a Starbucks across the street? |
1.4348 |
0.08598 |
46 |
28 |
16 |
2 |
229 |
Poor guy has been on a timeout since the 70s. |
1.4348 |
0.09657 |
46 |
30 |
12 |
4 |
230 |
I thought he was taking us out for a little dessert. |
1.4348 |
0.10145 |
46 |
31 |
10 |
5 |
231 |
I stand corrected, he really did mean desert sampler. |
1.4348 |
0.10145 |
46 |
31 |
10 |
5 |
232 |
Not sure this beachfront timeshare is working out. |
1.4348 |
0.09657 |
46 |
30 |
12 |
4 |
233 |
That cat looks like your dad. |
1.4348 |
0.09657 |
46 |
30 |
12 |
4 |
234 |
Hey mister - can we bury you? |
1.4348 |
0.09657 |
46 |
30 |
12 |
4 |
235 |
I hope he finds him. He was a very nice little boy. |
1.4348 |
0.10610 |
46 |
32 |
8 |
6 |
236 |
If we give him water he'll never leave. |
1.4340 |
0.08307 |
53 |
33 |
17 |
3 |
237 |
I wish he'd go back to the StairMaster. |
1.4324 |
0.10641 |
37 |
24 |
10 |
3 |
238 |
I just hope I outgrow this quicker than he has. |
1.4318 |
0.09967 |
44 |
29 |
11 |
4 |
239 |
He's your typical method actor about to do a bottled water commercial. |
1.4286 |
0.09671 |
49 |
33 |
11 |
5 |
240 |
...at least it's a dry heat... |
1.4286 |
0.08000 |
56 |
35 |
18 |
3 |
241 |
His "Survivor" audition is tomorrow. |
1.4286 |
0.09221 |
49 |
32 |
13 |
4 |
242 |
He said his name's Robinson something. |
1.4286 |
0.09725 |
42 |
27 |
12 |
3 |
243 |
Lawrence of Albany |
1.4286 |
0.08748 |
49 |
31 |
15 |
3 |
244 |
Hey buddy, you gonna let us play through or what? |
1.4286 |
0.08748 |
49 |
31 |
15 |
3 |
245 |
He's not nuts, just preparing for climate change. |
1.4286 |
0.08248 |
49 |
30 |
17 |
2 |
246 |
Well, he was here first. |
1.4286 |
0.08748 |
49 |
31 |
15 |
3 |
247 |
Go get a couple of bottles of water, I sense profit. |
1.4286 |
0.10514 |
49 |
35 |
7 |
7 |
248 |
He was in "Cats" for a loooong time |
1.4286 |
0.09221 |
49 |
32 |
13 |
4 |
249 |
It's small, but rent-controlled |
1.4286 |
0.08748 |
49 |
31 |
15 |
3 |
250 |
I don't want to grow up! |
1.4286 |
0.09671 |
49 |
33 |
11 |
5 |
251 |
I hate art. |
1.4286 |
0.09221 |
49 |
32 |
13 |
4 |
252 |
I think it's too early to say whether he'll play well with others. |
1.4286 |
0.08248 |
49 |
30 |
17 |
2 |
253 |
Keep digging Dad. You'll find your self esteem in there somewhere. |
1.4286 |
0.09221 |
49 |
32 |
13 |
4 |
254 |
We brought you a pail and shovel. It's much more fun with toys. |
1.4286 |
0.10102 |
49 |
34 |
9 |
6 |
255 |
His GPS is down. |
1.4286 |
0.08748 |
49 |
31 |
15 |
3 |
256 |
No, you get in first. |
1.4286 |
0.09671 |
49 |
33 |
11 |
5 |
257 |
I think your pail of water might be worth big bucks! |
1.4286 |
0.09671 |
49 |
33 |
11 |
5 |
258 |
This is what happens when you can't think outside the box. |
1.4286 |
0.09221 |
49 |
32 |
13 |
4 |
259 |
Senators from Texas really shouldn't campaign in New York. |
1.4255 |
0.09494 |
47 |
31 |
12 |
4 |
260 |
My dad can't think outside the box. |
1.4255 |
0.09494 |
47 |
31 |
12 |
4 |
261 |
Sorry ‘bout this. My dad spent the weekend binge-watching Lost. |
1.4255 |
0.09494 |
47 |
31 |
12 |
4 |
262 |
His problem is his inability to think outside the box. |
1.4255 |
0.08994 |
47 |
30 |
14 |
3 |
263 |
You set up the lemonade stand and I'll research price gouging. |
1.4255 |
0.09970 |
47 |
32 |
10 |
5 |
264 |
He said he was trying to stop drinking |
1.4255 |
0.10423 |
47 |
33 |
8 |
6 |
265 |
Well on the bright side, we're not seeing as much cat poop. |
1.4255 |
0.08994 |
47 |
30 |
14 |
3 |
266 |
Worst Airbnb ever. |
1.4255 |
0.09970 |
47 |
32 |
10 |
5 |
267 |
He's still convinced that all he really needs to know he learned in kindergarten. |
1.4255 |
0.08464 |
47 |
29 |
16 |
2 |
268 |
I told ya it wasn't a cat using our sandbox! |
1.4255 |
0.10423 |
47 |
33 |
8 |
6 |
269 |
I just can't get him to think outside the box. |
1.4255 |
0.09494 |
47 |
31 |
12 |
4 |
270 |
Rough day,dad ? |
1.4255 |
0.09494 |
47 |
31 |
12 |
4 |
271 |
Adults ruin everything. |
1.4250 |
0.11815 |
40 |
29 |
5 |
6 |
272 |
Maybe we could build the zen garden around him. |
1.4242 |
0.12332 |
33 |
23 |
6 |
4 |
273 |
Looks like its time for another intervention. |
1.4231 |
0.08833 |
52 |
34 |
14 |
4 |
274 |
If I dig the grave, no sharesies on the wallet. |
1.4222 |
0.10293 |
45 |
31 |
9 |
5 |
275 |
He couldn't afford the full desert survival course. |
1.4222 |
0.10293 |
45 |
31 |
9 |
5 |
276 |
Maybe it's a mirage. |
1.4222 |
0.09260 |
45 |
29 |
13 |
3 |
277 |
Mom calls it his 'Middle East Crisis.' |
1.4222 |
0.10293 |
45 |
31 |
9 |
5 |
278 |
Exactly when did he lose his keys in there? |
1.4222 |
0.10293 |
45 |
31 |
9 |
5 |
279 |
Should we tell him that the drinking fountain is inside the school? |
1.4222 |
0.09790 |
45 |
30 |
11 |
4 |
280 |
This guy should start thinking outside the box |
1.4222 |
0.10773 |
45 |
32 |
7 |
6 |
281 |
He gave me the first month's rent and a security deposit. |
1.4222 |
0.08697 |
45 |
28 |
15 |
2 |
282 |
It's a humane interim step before he's actually fired. |
1.4211 |
0.15887 |
19 |
13 |
4 |
2 |
283 |
He appears to need it more than us. |
1.4186 |
0.10112 |
43 |
29 |
10 |
4 |
284 |
I hope he's not a cat person! |
1.4186 |
0.10112 |
43 |
29 |
10 |
4 |
285 |
Maybe we should open a lemonade stand. |
1.4186 |
0.08308 |
43 |
26 |
16 |
1 |
286 |
Dad, try thinking outside the box. |
1.4186 |
0.08308 |
43 |
26 |
16 |
1 |
287 |
He doesn't know how to think out of the box. |
1.4167 |
0.09800 |
48 |
33 |
10 |
5 |
288 |
See? I told you those weren't from a cat. |
1.4167 |
0.09800 |
48 |
33 |
10 |
5 |
289 |
Yes, but how I got the sand to stick to the conveyor belt is what will impress the science fair judges. |
1.4167 |
0.09337 |
48 |
32 |
12 |
4 |
290 |
They say one day he came out here at recess and just never left. |
1.4167 |
0.10666 |
48 |
35 |
6 |
7 |
291 |
Leave him in a bit longer...I think the Sandbox-Detox idea is showing promise. |
1.4167 |
0.08333 |
48 |
30 |
16 |
2 |
292 |
Put a couple of quarters on the ledge, Ceil, so he knows we're next. |
1.4167 |
0.09800 |
48 |
33 |
10 |
5 |
293 |
Your Dad is kind of a drama queen. |
1.4167 |
0.09800 |
48 |
33 |
10 |
5 |
294 |
I forget, what is playground etiquette in regard to the weird kid? |
1.4167 |
0.09337 |
48 |
32 |
12 |
4 |
295 |
I thought that Gary's email said "come up to the roof for a little dessert" |
1.4167 |
0.12199 |
36 |
26 |
5 |
5 |
296 |
He's in training for the Dubai Olympics. |
1.4146 |
0.10462 |
41 |
28 |
9 |
4 |
297 |
Should we mention that drinking fountain over there? |
1.4146 |
0.09862 |
41 |
27 |
11 |
3 |
298 |
He's been drinking outside the box. |
1.4146 |
0.09862 |
41 |
27 |
11 |
3 |
299 |
When do you think Dad will be done trying to find his childhood? |
1.4146 |
0.10462 |
41 |
28 |
9 |
4 |
300 |
It's getting late buddy -- you'd better turn back. |
1.4130 |
0.09103 |
46 |
30 |
13 |
3 |
301 |
He just needs to start thinking outside of it. |
1.4130 |
0.09103 |
46 |
30 |
13 |
3 |
302 |
Looks like we'll be having a substitute in Mr. Walker's class again. |
1.4130 |
0.09103 |
46 |
30 |
13 |
3 |
303 |
He came with the kit. |
1.4130 |
0.09619 |
46 |
31 |
11 |
4 |
304 |
His fitness watch broke, so he has no idea when to stop. |
1.4130 |
0.09103 |
46 |
30 |
13 |
3 |
305 |
His Fit Bit is up to 33. |
1.4130 |
0.10109 |
46 |
32 |
9 |
5 |
306 |
I think he's had enough. Give him his cell phone back. |
1.4130 |
0.10109 |
46 |
32 |
9 |
5 |
307 |
Survivor - Kindergarten |
1.4130 |
0.08556 |
46 |
29 |
15 |
2 |
308 |
If he starts meowing and scratching, I'm outta here. |
1.4130 |
0.10109 |
46 |
32 |
9 |
5 |
309 |
I'm NOT cleaning that up. |
1.4130 |
0.08556 |
46 |
29 |
15 |
2 |
310 |
Hey mister, you’re in the wrong cartoon. |
1.4130 |
0.09619 |
46 |
31 |
11 |
4 |
311 |
Let's come back later - it looks like he's in the middle of something. |
1.4130 |
0.09103 |
46 |
30 |
13 |
3 |
312 |
Common Core eventually gets to all the teachers. |
1.4130 |
0.10576 |
46 |
33 |
7 |
6 |
313 |
This is where dad comes to dry out. |
1.4130 |
0.10576 |
46 |
33 |
7 |
6 |
314 |
He books the same hour every week. |
1.4091 |
0.09377 |
44 |
29 |
12 |
3 |
315 |
Now do you understand why the co-op board banned him from the pool? |
1.4091 |
0.08795 |
44 |
28 |
14 |
2 |
316 |
Should we tell him we already found his car keys? |
1.4091 |
0.08795 |
44 |
28 |
14 |
2 |
317 |
It doesn't look like much but I tell you we Green Screen the rest and we'll have another Lawrence of Arabia. |
1.4091 |
0.10938 |
44 |
32 |
6 |
6 |
318 |
He says he lost a quarter there when he was five. |
1.4091 |
0.10444 |
44 |
31 |
8 |
5 |
319 |
This is just sad on so many levels |
1.4091 |
0.11411 |
44 |
33 |
4 |
7 |
320 |
Not so much fun, is it, dad? |
1.4091 |
0.10444 |
44 |
31 |
8 |
5 |
321 |
We finally get rid of the cat, and now this? |
1.4091 |
0.09925 |
44 |
30 |
10 |
4 |
322 |
Our AirBnB guests just love the "extreme conditions" package. |
1.4091 |
0.09925 |
44 |
30 |
10 |
4 |
323 |
Throw in your bucket, let's see if he kicks it. |
1.4048 |
0.10809 |
42 |
30 |
7 |
5 |
324 |
I don'know. He came with the sand. |
1.4048 |
0.10258 |
42 |
29 |
9 |
4 |
325 |
Interesting situation. I'll bet my shovel against your bucket that he doesn't make it. |
1.4048 |
0.10258 |
42 |
29 |
9 |
4 |
326 |
Somebody needs a juice-box. |
1.4048 |
0.09055 |
42 |
27 |
13 |
2 |
327 |
I was sure we had this sandbox reserved. |
1.4043 |
0.08418 |
47 |
30 |
15 |
2 |
328 |
Lawrence of Manhattan. |
1.4043 |
0.10386 |
47 |
34 |
7 |
6 |
329 |
Please tell me he didn’t just meow. |
1.4043 |
0.09453 |
47 |
32 |
11 |
4 |
330 |
Is Aunt Rita still single? |
1.4032 |
0.08744 |
62 |
44 |
11 |
7 |
331 |
The condo board denied his request for a lap pool. |
1.4000 |
0.08646 |
45 |
29 |
14 |
2 |
332 |
Let's give him another ten minutes. If he's not dead by then, we can find another sandbox. |
1.4000 |
0.09744 |
45 |
31 |
10 |
4 |
333 |
Should we go get his mom? |
1.4000 |
0.08646 |
45 |
29 |
14 |
2 |
334 |
Sorry, my dad is a method actor. |
1.4000 |
0.10249 |
45 |
32 |
8 |
5 |
335 |
Yes, Virginia, there is a Sandman. |
1.4000 |
0.08646 |
45 |
29 |
14 |
2 |
336 |
But is it art? |
1.4000 |
0.09211 |
45 |
30 |
12 |
3 |
337 |
I just don't think he is capable of thinking outside the box. |
1.4000 |
0.10249 |
45 |
32 |
8 |
5 |
338 |
Who's Wilson? |
1.4000 |
0.09744 |
45 |
31 |
10 |
4 |
339 |
Poor Uncle Joe--he can't think inside or outside the box. |
1.4000 |
0.08646 |
45 |
29 |
14 |
2 |
340 |
He's not stay-at-home dad material. |
1.4000 |
0.10622 |
40 |
28 |
8 |
4 |
341 |
Should we tell him that this isn't what we meant by the nearest New York City hot spot? |
1.4000 |
0.08646 |
45 |
29 |
14 |
2 |
342 |
Okay, cue the vultures. |
1.4000 |
0.08040 |
45 |
28 |
16 |
1 |
343 |
Thinking back, he may have ordered a small *dessert*. |
1.4000 |
0.09211 |
45 |
30 |
12 |
3 |
344 |
He's the mastermind behind adult coloring books. This was supposed to be his next big thing... |
1.4000 |
0.10249 |
45 |
32 |
8 |
5 |
345 |
You'd think at some point he'd give up looking for his keys and just call Uber. |
1.4000 |
0.10000 |
40 |
27 |
10 |
3 |
346 |
A Chinese collector wants to buy it for thirty million. |
1.4000 |
0.10249 |
45 |
32 |
8 |
5 |
347 |
They just don't make quicksand like they used to. |
1.4000 |
0.09744 |
45 |
31 |
10 |
4 |
348 |
He seems to be searching for the Republican candidate who might win. |
1.4000 |
0.10622 |
40 |
28 |
8 |
4 |
349 |
It's not huge, but he only pays $3,000 a month for it. |
1.4000 |
0.10249 |
45 |
32 |
8 |
5 |
350 |
I think he's going to be a while. |
1.4000 |
0.09211 |
45 |
30 |
12 |
3 |
351 |
At what point do you think we should tell them it's not in there? |
1.4000 |
0.10208 |
35 |
23 |
10 |
2 |
352 |
And now we'll interview one of the first graduates of Trump University |
1.4000 |
0.09744 |
45 |
31 |
10 |
4 |
353 |
I hate the way climate change has affected recess. |
1.3958 |
0.09292 |
48 |
33 |
11 |
4 |
354 |
It's the last of the Republican front runners. |
1.3953 |
0.10060 |
43 |
30 |
9 |
4 |
355 |
Has anybody seen my chin? |
1.3953 |
0.11107 |
43 |
32 |
5 |
6 |
356 |
He needs to start drinking outside the box. |
1.3953 |
0.10597 |
43 |
31 |
7 |
5 |
357 |
What we need is a buzzard. |
1.3953 |
0.08892 |
43 |
28 |
13 |
2 |
358 |
Hey Mister! The Lee Strasberg Studio is on the 2nd floor... |
1.3953 |
0.08246 |
43 |
27 |
15 |
1 |
359 |
Hey, Dad, could you do your penance somewhere else? |
1.3953 |
0.08892 |
43 |
28 |
13 |
2 |
360 |
Legally, if he plays a few more hours we can claim him as a dependent. |
1.3953 |
0.10060 |
43 |
30 |
9 |
4 |
361 |
He never should have relied on his GPS |
1.3953 |
0.09494 |
43 |
29 |
11 |
3 |
362 |
Sorry, but we reserved the sandbox from noon to one. |
1.3953 |
0.08892 |
43 |
28 |
13 |
2 |
363 |
It's your turn to clean his litter box. |
1.3953 |
0.10597 |
43 |
31 |
7 |
5 |
364 |
He lost his marbles |
1.3953 |
0.09494 |
43 |
29 |
11 |
3 |
365 |
Suburban kids only have to worry about cats using their sandbox. |
1.3953 |
0.09494 |
43 |
29 |
11 |
3 |
366 |
I hired him to keep the cats out. |
1.3953 |
0.10060 |
43 |
30 |
9 |
4 |
367 |
His mother left him here in 1995. |
1.3953 |
0.09494 |
43 |
29 |
11 |
3 |
368 |
This may take a while....he says his best marketing ideas come to him in form of a mirage. |
1.3953 |
0.10060 |
43 |
30 |
9 |
4 |
369 |
Better tell Billy his dad's off his meds again. |
1.3947 |
0.10356 |
38 |
26 |
9 |
3 |
370 |
He has PTSD,post-traumatic sandbox disorder. |
1.3947 |
0.11021 |
38 |
27 |
7 |
4 |
371 |
My dad says he didn't get into the right pre-K and it was all downhill from there. |
1.3947 |
0.10356 |
38 |
26 |
9 |
3 |
372 |
Does not play well with others. |
1.3939 |
0.09672 |
33 |
21 |
11 |
1 |
373 |
He's working his way up to the Sahara. |
1.3913 |
0.09051 |
46 |
31 |
12 |
3 |
374 |
I wish Dad would look somewhere else for his urban oasis. |
1.3913 |
0.09051 |
46 |
31 |
12 |
3 |
375 |
He's one camel short of an oasis. |
1.3913 |
0.09051 |
46 |
31 |
12 |
3 |
376 |
My Mom says it's something called French Foreign Legionnaires' Disease. |
1.3913 |
0.09051 |
46 |
31 |
12 |
3 |
377 |
Earl has a gift for sucking the joy out of sandbox time. |
1.3913 |
0.09570 |
46 |
32 |
10 |
4 |
378 |
Maybe we should come back when he's dead. |
1.3913 |
0.09570 |
46 |
32 |
10 |
4 |
379 |
He's unable to think outside the box. |
1.3913 |
0.09570 |
46 |
32 |
10 |
4 |
380 |
Last Thursday I found him face down in my Play Doh. |
1.3913 |
0.08500 |
46 |
30 |
14 |
2 |
381 |
Still searching for your dignity? |
1.3902 |
0.10976 |
41 |
30 |
6 |
5 |
382 |
It's a lap pool for desert trekkers. |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
383 |
My dad says the shortage of public restrooms is ridiculous. |
1.3902 |
0.08467 |
41 |
26 |
14 |
1 |
384 |
Method acting school on the third floor. You'll get used to it. |
1.3902 |
0.09159 |
41 |
27 |
12 |
2 |
385 |
And that, Timmy, is why I don't eat paste any more. |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
386 |
He just can't think outside the box. |
1.3902 |
0.10405 |
41 |
29 |
8 |
4 |
387 |
I liked it better when our teacher wasn't a performance artist. |
1.3902 |
0.09159 |
41 |
27 |
12 |
2 |
388 |
My dad tends to overdo staycations. |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
389 |
He should be thinking out of the box. |
1.3902 |
0.10976 |
41 |
30 |
6 |
5 |
390 |
He lost his keys downstairs, but there's more light up here. |
1.3902 |
0.10405 |
41 |
29 |
8 |
4 |
391 |
He's out of the litter box, and that's all I really care about. |
1.3902 |
0.09159 |
41 |
27 |
12 |
2 |
392 |
So this is why they tell us to think outside the box! |
1.3902 |
0.09802 |
41 |
28 |
10 |
3 |
393 |
He has trouble thinking outside of the box! |
1.3902 |
0.11518 |
41 |
31 |
4 |
6 |
394 |
He was a child left behind. |
1.3898 |
0.07651 |
59 |
39 |
17 |
3 |
395 |
It's the new Bikram |
1.3889 |
0.11463 |
36 |
26 |
6 |
4 |
396 |
Looks like we won't have to wait long for our turn in the sandbox. |
1.3878 |
0.09136 |
49 |
34 |
11 |
4 |
397 |
A sauna just wasn't in the budget. |
1.3864 |
0.09319 |
44 |
30 |
11 |
3 |
398 |
Hey Mister, it's time to start thinking out of the box. |
1.3864 |
0.10392 |
44 |
32 |
7 |
5 |
399 |
Ironic, I always thought of this sandbox as an oasis. |
1.3864 |
0.10392 |
44 |
32 |
7 |
5 |
400 |
It's ours when the vultures leave. |
1.3864 |
0.09319 |
44 |
30 |
11 |
3 |
401 |
Let's leave the shovel and pail... he can clean up his own mess. |
1.3864 |
0.09319 |
44 |
30 |
11 |
3 |
402 |
That must be one expensive contact lens. |
1.3864 |
0.09319 |
44 |
30 |
11 |
3 |
403 |
He's been trying to find himself for days. |
1.3864 |
0.09870 |
44 |
31 |
9 |
4 |
404 |
Odd... the Method actors rarely venture past the swing set. |
1.3864 |
0.09870 |
44 |
31 |
9 |
4 |
405 |
You see him too? I thought he was a mirage! |
1.3864 |
0.09870 |
44 |
31 |
9 |
4 |
406 |
Mrs. Freeley buried his Scotch again. |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
407 |
It's been his turn since 1997. |
1.3846 |
0.10783 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
4 |
408 |
Shall we tell him about the drinking fountain? |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
409 |
I liked it better when the cats used it. |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
410 |
He should die soon, then we can play. |
1.3846 |
0.11391 |
39 |
29 |
5 |
5 |
411 |
See, I told you thinking inside the box gets you nowhere. |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
412 |
He smokes Camels. |
1.3846 |
0.11391 |
39 |
29 |
5 |
5 |
413 |
It's good to see my dad finally getting better after the divorce. |
1.3846 |
0.09449 |
39 |
26 |
11 |
2 |
414 |
Last week he couldn't figure out how to get off the merry-go-round. |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
415 |
Burying your head in our sandbox won't make Trump disappear! |
1.3846 |
0.10783 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
4 |
416 |
He really has to start thinking outside the box. |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
417 |
I wonder how he'll dig himself out of this one. |
1.3846 |
0.10138 |
39 |
27 |
9 |
3 |
418 |
Water...Sparkling. Water. |
1.3846 |
0.11391 |
39 |
29 |
5 |
5 |
419 |
My cat rents it out by the hour. |
1.3846 |
0.10783 |
39 |
28 |
7 |
4 |
420 |
Should we tell him he's crawling AWAY from the water fountain? |
1.3824 |
0.11182 |
34 |
24 |
7 |
3 |
421 |
My dad gets dramatic when we run out of bottled water. |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
422 |
Your turn to clean the litter. |
1.3810 |
0.10197 |
42 |
30 |
8 |
4 |
423 |
He should try thinking outside the box. |
1.3810 |
0.10197 |
42 |
30 |
8 |
4 |
424 |
He comes here for the Jersey shore experience. |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
425 |
I think he just meowed. Let's get out of here. |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
426 |
Did you tell him we've found the shovel? |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
427 |
Billy, it's been 35 years now. It's time to wash your hands and come inside. |
1.3810 |
0.08986 |
42 |
28 |
12 |
2 |
428 |
If he doesn't make it, we can bury him. |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
429 |
It seems that coloring books are the gateway drug. |
1.3810 |
0.10751 |
42 |
31 |
6 |
5 |
430 |
Is this like when the pool has adult swim? |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
431 |
Occupy Sandbox ran out of funding--he'll be gone by tomorrow. |
1.3810 |
0.08986 |
42 |
28 |
12 |
2 |
432 |
The wavy line over his head means he smells bad. |
1.3810 |
0.10197 |
42 |
30 |
8 |
4 |
433 |
I'd like to help him, but we're just mirages. |
1.3810 |
0.09611 |
42 |
29 |
10 |
3 |
434 |
Ned's been searching for an urban oasis for quite a while. |
1.3793 |
0.10427 |
29 |
19 |
9 |
1 |
435 |
Dad says we come from a desert people. |
1.3784 |
0.08964 |
37 |
24 |
12 |
1 |
436 |
We're going to need a bigger shovel. |
1.3784 |
0.10506 |
37 |
26 |
8 |
3 |
437 |
We finally got the cats to stop using it, and now this! |
1.3784 |
0.08964 |
37 |
24 |
12 |
1 |
438 |
Now if only we could get him to stop spraying. |
1.3784 |
0.10506 |
37 |
26 |
8 |
3 |
439 |
Is this what a midlife crisis looks like? |
1.3784 |
0.11198 |
37 |
27 |
6 |
4 |
440 |
I can't sand this anymore. |
1.3784 |
0.11198 |
37 |
27 |
6 |
4 |
441 |
He thinks he is Lawrence of Exurbia. |
1.3778 |
0.10195 |
45 |
33 |
7 |
5 |
442 |
I don't know...mom says he's trying to find himself. |
1.3778 |
0.08581 |
45 |
30 |
13 |
2 |
443 |
I think he just realized it's a litter box. |
1.3778 |
0.09686 |
45 |
32 |
9 |
4 |
444 |
I guess burying Dad's bottles in the sandbox completely backfired huh? |
1.3778 |
0.08581 |
45 |
30 |
13 |
2 |
445 |
There must be a grain of truth in here. |
1.3778 |
0.09150 |
45 |
31 |
11 |
3 |
446 |
We should open a lemonade stand. |
1.3778 |
0.09686 |
45 |
32 |
9 |
4 |
447 |
He catastrophizes everything. |
1.3778 |
0.09150 |
45 |
31 |
11 |
3 |
448 |
We should've known adult coloring books would be a slippery slope for John... |
1.3750 |
0.11144 |
40 |
30 |
5 |
5 |
449 |
Should we say something? |
1.3750 |
0.09259 |
40 |
27 |
11 |
2 |
450 |
He's also been talking about going gluten free |
1.3750 |
0.11144 |
40 |
30 |
5 |
5 |
451 |
He can't see the sand for the box. |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
452 |
My dad has bigger hangovers than your dad. |
1.3750 |
0.10554 |
40 |
29 |
7 |
4 |
453 |
My teacher said the deserts in Tokyo are even smaller. |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
454 |
He only thinks inside the box. |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
455 |
This could get ugly. He identifies as a cat. |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
456 |
We suggest you start thinking out of the box. |
1.3750 |
0.10554 |
40 |
29 |
7 |
4 |
457 |
That's why I decided against contact lenses. |
1.3750 |
0.09259 |
40 |
27 |
11 |
2 |
458 |
Churlish of me to say that it is neither performance nor art. |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
459 |
... and in the winter, he used to walk to school barefoot, uphill, both ways. |
1.3750 |
0.09259 |
40 |
27 |
11 |
2 |
460 |
In an existential sense, maybe we are merely part of his mirage. |
1.3750 |
0.08539 |
40 |
26 |
13 |
1 |
461 |
It is so sad to see what happens when a Millennial loses his phone. |
1.3750 |
0.09259 |
40 |
27 |
11 |
2 |
462 |
He's got to start thinking outside the sandbox. |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
463 |
He's really taking this casting call for "Survivor, Death Valley" seriously. |
1.3750 |
0.11144 |
40 |
30 |
5 |
5 |
464 |
Yeah, but by New York standards, it's immense. |
1.3750 |
0.09259 |
40 |
27 |
11 |
2 |
465 |
Either we're the mirage or he's nuts. I prefer that latter. |
1.3750 |
0.09259 |
40 |
27 |
11 |
2 |
466 |
Does your dad ever do this? |
1.3750 |
0.08539 |
40 |
26 |
13 |
1 |
467 |
It's pathetic watching them search for their lost youth |
1.3750 |
0.08539 |
40 |
26 |
13 |
1 |
468 |
That's why Mom only allows me an hour in there. |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
469 |
It's not as good as his Stranded Man on a Desert Island, but it's good. |
1.3750 |
0.08539 |
40 |
26 |
13 |
1 |
470 |
My dad did not have much of a childhood. |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
471 |
He's still an outdoor dad. |
1.3750 |
0.09928 |
40 |
28 |
9 |
3 |
472 |
Poor fool, never could think outside of the box |
1.3721 |
0.09426 |
43 |
30 |
10 |
3 |
473 |
I think, technically speaking, we are now supervising your dad. |
1.3721 |
0.08819 |
43 |
29 |
12 |
2 |
474 |
Water? Are you kidding? We should build a wall. |
1.3721 |
0.10536 |
43 |
32 |
6 |
5 |
475 |
Don't grow up, kids. It's not worth it. This used to be a lot bigger and a lot more fun. |
1.3714 |
0.13020 |
35 |
28 |
1 |
6 |
476 |
I don't think we have to worry about the cost of college. |
1.3714 |
0.11657 |
35 |
26 |
5 |
4 |
477 |
Actually, I wanted a dessert. |
1.3714 |
0.10913 |
35 |
25 |
7 |
3 |
478 |
He keeps mumbling about the long campaign. |
1.3714 |
0.10913 |
35 |
25 |
7 |
3 |
479 |
He's almost completely housebroken! |
1.3710 |
0.07708 |
62 |
43 |
15 |
4 |
480 |
He's been in timeout since August. |
1.3696 |
0.08987 |
46 |
32 |
11 |
3 |
481 |
It's the stage of withdrawal where he starts looking for old butts in anything that resembles an ashtray. |
1.3696 |
0.10004 |
46 |
34 |
7 |
5 |
482 |
It's hard to find your marbles when you've lost them in a sandbox. |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
483 |
He's training to be a cartoon in The New Yorker. |
1.3684 |
0.10945 |
38 |
28 |
6 |
4 |
484 |
I think he's been in time-out long enough. |
1.3684 |
0.08781 |
38 |
25 |
12 |
1 |
485 |
He's Lawrence of PS 122 |
1.3684 |
0.08781 |
38 |
25 |
12 |
1 |
486 |
Do you think if we brought a bottle of water he'd leave? |
1.3684 |
0.10274 |
38 |
27 |
8 |
3 |
487 |
My dad's been using it to train for "Survivor." |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
488 |
It doesn't look like we'll have to wait much longer. |
1.3684 |
0.10945 |
38 |
28 |
6 |
4 |
489 |
Want to color instead? |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
490 |
We're still not sure how this "species-neutral" bathroom is going to play out. |
1.3684 |
0.11576 |
38 |
29 |
4 |
5 |
491 |
Joey, I know your brother is training for the French Foreign Legion, but I wanna build a sand castle. |
1.3684 |
0.09557 |
38 |
26 |
10 |
2 |
492 |
Some kids just take longer than others to start walking. |
1.3659 |
0.10334 |
41 |
30 |
7 |
4 |
493 |
"Surely the add read, bring "Pail and Shovel" not "Pale and Disheveled". |
1.3659 |
0.09726 |
41 |
29 |
9 |
3 |
494 |
If he doesn't find an oasis, he's done for. |
1.3659 |
0.09077 |
41 |
28 |
11 |
2 |
495 |
Should we tell him the oasis is behind him? |
1.3659 |
0.09077 |
41 |
28 |
11 |
2 |
496 |
This is my dad, he's in training for another cartoon. |
1.3659 |
0.09726 |
41 |
29 |
9 |
3 |
497 |
He was an extra in "Cats" |
1.3659 |
0.09726 |
41 |
29 |
9 |
3 |
498 |
Your delusion is encroaching on our recess. |
1.3659 |
0.09077 |
41 |
28 |
11 |
2 |
499 |
He washed up from the kiddie pool. |
1.3636 |
0.11364 |
33 |
24 |
6 |
3 |
500 |
The Guggenheim passed this up? |
1.3636 |
0.08024 |
44 |
29 |
14 |
1 |
501 |
Having a method actor as a stay-at-home dad creates some novel play opportunities. |
1.3636 |
0.11364 |
33 |
24 |
6 |
3 |
502 |
He thinks he's Lawrence of Suburbia. |
1.3636 |
0.11364 |
33 |
24 |
6 |
3 |
503 |
Dad likes to make sure there's no gluten. |
1.3617 |
0.10721 |
47 |
37 |
3 |
7 |
504 |
He'll be out soon. He thinks the oasis is just over the the next hill. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
505 |
We just couldn't get him to think outside the box. |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
506 |
Teacher says my art project 'lacks empathy.' |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
507 |
I liked the Goldsworthy installation more. But, hey. We're here. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
508 |
It's New York. If he can make it here, he can make it anywhere. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
509 |
Whew!!That was close! We could have been stranded in there, too! |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
510 |
I heard Burning Man is full of these people. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
511 |
I'm still going to vote for him. |
1.3611 |
0.11376 |
36 |
27 |
5 |
4 |
512 |
I wish he'd practice groveling somewhere else. |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
513 |
Meet my Dad – he loves to play Survivor. |
1.3611 |
0.10655 |
36 |
26 |
7 |
3 |
514 |
He's been searching for his childhood for the last two hours. |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
515 |
"Forget your castle, let's go get a drink". |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
516 |
I think his GPS is off. |
1.3611 |
0.09882 |
36 |
25 |
9 |
2 |
517 |
My parents bought him to remind me how blessed I am. |
1.3611 |
0.09044 |
36 |
24 |
11 |
1 |
518 |
Thank goodness he's finally litter-trained |
1.3600 |
0.12754 |
25 |
18 |
5 |
2 |
519 |
We might have to wait a while. It's rent controlled. |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
520 |
I'd rather have a cat. |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
521 |
This is why I don't like cat people. |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
522 |
This is why I'm not a fan of hot yoga. |
1.3590 |
0.11315 |
39 |
30 |
4 |
5 |
523 |
He's completely disoriented without his pail and shovel. |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
524 |
How long do you think he's going to keep him under there? |
1.3590 |
0.10702 |
39 |
29 |
6 |
4 |
525 |
Remember when you asked me to explain a 'hot mess'? |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
526 |
It won't sell as well as an Endless Pool. |
1.3590 |
0.10702 |
39 |
29 |
6 |
4 |
527 |
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the sandbox? |
1.3590 |
0.11315 |
39 |
30 |
4 |
5 |
528 |
He's actually pretty high-ranking in Scientology. |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
529 |
It is this year's staycation. |
1.3590 |
0.10702 |
39 |
29 |
6 |
4 |
530 |
He lost his wallet at the beach, but the light is better here. |
1.3590 |
0.10702 |
39 |
29 |
6 |
4 |
531 |
I'm gaining more respect for vultures. |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
532 |
I this is where playing in the sandbox gets us, I say let's move on to the slide. |
1.3590 |
0.11315 |
39 |
30 |
4 |
5 |
533 |
Somebody listed it on Airbnb under eco-tourism. |
1.3590 |
0.10702 |
39 |
29 |
6 |
4 |
534 |
Mr. Clark, I don't think recess is long enough to see your one man production of Lawrence of Arabia. |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
535 |
Dad just hasn't been the same since Burning Man |
1.3590 |
0.08605 |
39 |
26 |
12 |
1 |
536 |
His iPhone is not the only thing the cat buried in there. |
1.3590 |
0.10702 |
39 |
29 |
6 |
4 |
537 |
Maybe it's time you think outside the box. |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
538 |
We should tell him the nearest oasis is over on 79th street. |
1.3590 |
0.10702 |
39 |
29 |
6 |
4 |
539 |
For forty years he's been wandering in there... |
1.3590 |
0.10702 |
39 |
29 |
6 |
4 |
540 |
He says the last thing he can remember is a cat trying to cover him up. |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
541 |
Your dad is bumming me out. |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
542 |
They cancelled his flight to Palm Springs. |
1.3590 |
0.10052 |
39 |
28 |
8 |
3 |
543 |
He insists on calling it a hot yoga studio. |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
544 |
The deluxe edition of the Castaway Sandbox™ comes with a palm tree |
1.3590 |
0.09357 |
39 |
27 |
10 |
2 |
545 |
This is what a beach vacation looks like after budget cuts. |
1.3590 |
0.08605 |
39 |
26 |
12 |
1 |
546 |
We might be a Mirage... |
1.3590 |
0.11315 |
39 |
30 |
4 |
5 |
547 |
I'm starting to think we're just a part of his imagination. |
1.3571 |
0.09531 |
42 |
30 |
9 |
3 |
548 |
Last time he stayed in there for forty days. |
1.3571 |
0.08901 |
42 |
29 |
11 |
2 |
549 |
He's searching for his childhood. |
1.3571 |
0.10122 |
42 |
31 |
7 |
4 |
550 |
Watching this is still more entertaining than "Ishtar." |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
551 |
This Navy Seal training is starting to cut into our playtime ... |
1.3571 |
0.08901 |
42 |
29 |
11 |
2 |
552 |
Now, tell me this isn't more fun that a roof garden. |
1.3571 |
0.08901 |
42 |
29 |
11 |
2 |
553 |
He's a thirsting artist. |
1.3548 |
0.10923 |
31 |
22 |
7 |
2 |
554 |
He comes here every Tuesday to find himself. |
1.3548 |
0.10923 |
31 |
22 |
7 |
2 |
555 |
Yea Well....Nobody's Dad is perfect! |
1.3548 |
0.09890 |
31 |
21 |
9 |
1 |
556 |
Sue, look what the cat dragged in. |
1.3542 |
0.08148 |
48 |
33 |
13 |
2 |
557 |
He was once a Republican front runner until Trump came along. |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
558 |
Problem is he played too well in the sandbox |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
559 |
Are you going to tell him it's kitty litter or am I? |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
560 |
First the neighborhood cats, now him. |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
561 |
I love live art. What should we call it? The Stinx? |
1.3529 |
0.11076 |
34 |
25 |
6 |
3 |
562 |
Let's play Vulture. |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
563 |
It's the best I could do with limited space. |
1.3529 |
0.10240 |
34 |
24 |
8 |
2 |
564 |
Do you think we should offer him a Perrier? |
1.3529 |
0.09329 |
34 |
23 |
10 |
1 |
565 |
I guess the sandbox treadmill wasn't such a great idea after all. |
1.3514 |
0.07957 |
37 |
24 |
13 |
0 |
566 |
Daddy calls it urban sprawl. |
1.3514 |
0.09661 |
37 |
26 |
9 |
2 |
567 |
He says he's Lawrence of Sutton Place. |
1.3514 |
0.10409 |
37 |
27 |
7 |
3 |
568 |
Man, that kid's turn is taking forever! |
1.3514 |
0.10409 |
37 |
27 |
7 |
3 |
569 |
Should I tell Dad that I have his watch? |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
570 |
'Method acting' aside, it's our turn, Mister. |
1.3514 |
0.10409 |
37 |
27 |
7 |
3 |
571 |
Flat or sparkling? |
1.3514 |
0.09661 |
37 |
26 |
9 |
2 |
572 |
Daddy, are you that sure Tabby ate Mommy's diamond ring? |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
573 |
He was the most recent head of marketing for Volkswagen's diesel engine division. |
1.3514 |
0.09661 |
37 |
26 |
9 |
2 |
574 |
Crawling hours are between 8 and 10. |
1.3514 |
0.09661 |
37 |
26 |
9 |
2 |
575 |
OK, we'll give him 5 more minutes, then we have to clean him up for the convention. |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
576 |
He's taking "hot yoga" to an all new level. |
1.3514 |
0.11107 |
37 |
28 |
5 |
4 |
577 |
How long do you plan on looking for your contact lens? |
1.3514 |
0.09661 |
37 |
26 |
9 |
2 |
578 |
It's just another day in the existential sandbox. |
1.3514 |
0.11107 |
37 |
28 |
5 |
4 |
579 |
Should I tell him I already found his nickel? |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
580 |
We could just pretend he's a camel. |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
581 |
Looks like we're going to have to wait until the vultures are finished. |
1.3514 |
0.10409 |
37 |
27 |
7 |
3 |
582 |
The downside of the Sahara diet is we lose our sandbox. |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
583 |
Drama teachers...... |
1.3514 |
0.10409 |
37 |
27 |
7 |
3 |
584 |
His name is Lawrence |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
585 |
Boy, this is a bad place to lose a contact. |
1.3514 |
0.10409 |
37 |
27 |
7 |
3 |
586 |
I think it's time we tell him we found his contact lens. |
1.3514 |
0.09661 |
37 |
26 |
9 |
2 |
587 |
At least it's more spacious than that shoebox he was living in downtown. |
1.3514 |
0.09661 |
37 |
26 |
9 |
2 |
588 |
It may be your installation art, but it's our sandbox. |
1.3514 |
0.10409 |
37 |
27 |
7 |
3 |
589 |
He's trying out for a reality show. |
1.3514 |
0.09661 |
37 |
26 |
9 |
2 |
590 |
A stray cat ate his car keys 3 days ago. |
1.3514 |
0.10409 |
37 |
27 |
7 |
3 |
591 |
Maybe we're the mirage. |
1.3514 |
0.10409 |
37 |
27 |
7 |
3 |
592 |
It's part of a corporate retreat. |
1.3514 |
0.09661 |
37 |
26 |
9 |
2 |
593 |
I don't know if he's hallucinating or if we are. |
1.3514 |
0.09661 |
37 |
26 |
9 |
2 |
594 |
Maybe we're both a mirage. |
1.3514 |
0.08850 |
37 |
25 |
11 |
1 |
595 |
Why can't he just see a shrink like Mom? |
1.3514 |
0.09661 |
37 |
26 |
9 |
2 |
596 |
I'm putting my money on the guy shipwrecked in the wading pool. |
1.3500 |
0.10470 |
40 |
30 |
6 |
4 |
597 |
Mom said his therapist ought to be sued. |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
598 |
God, Francine, I hate cleaning his litter box. |
1.3500 |
0.10470 |
40 |
30 |
6 |
4 |
599 |
I think the new watering regulations are overly harsh |
1.3500 |
0.10470 |
40 |
30 |
6 |
4 |
600 |
We're going to need a bigger box. |
1.3500 |
0.09838 |
40 |
29 |
8 |
3 |
601 |
Hey pal, we don't inhabit your world of cynicism, hedonism or hypocrisy, so get the hell out our sandbox! |
1.3500 |
0.09838 |
40 |
29 |
8 |
3 |
602 |
I'm sure he's just passing through. |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
603 |
The Co-Op Board wouldn't let us have a cat. |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
604 |
If he strikes oil we need to be ready. |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
605 |
How long do your dad's acid trips usually last? |
1.3500 |
0.09838 |
40 |
29 |
8 |
3 |
606 |
I'm not sure that these new public toilets are going to work out. |
1.3500 |
0.10470 |
40 |
30 |
6 |
4 |
607 |
That's my dad. He's a moron. |
1.3500 |
0.10470 |
40 |
30 |
6 |
4 |
608 |
Worst sense of direction I've ever seen. |
1.3500 |
0.09164 |
40 |
28 |
10 |
2 |
609 |
I've never been in a hallucination before. |
1.3488 |
0.09344 |
43 |
31 |
9 |
3 |
610 |
He's auditioning for Cats next week. |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
611 |
He's a minimalist. |
1.3478 |
0.11943 |
23 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
612 |
See what happens when you ignore the big picture? |
1.3478 |
0.13497 |
23 |
17 |
4 |
2 |
613 |
He's getting worse. Asking us to call him "Moses". He's been up here for weeks. |
1.3462 |
0.08634 |
52 |
38 |
10 |
4 |
614 |
Since when did Al Gore become so dramatic? |
1.3462 |
0.13522 |
26 |
20 |
3 |
3 |
615 |
He's trying to remember where he drew that line he'd never cross. |
1.3438 |
0.09640 |
32 |
22 |
9 |
1 |
616 |
And when he's done playing stranded on the desert island, he goes down to the trash room and plays post-apocalyptic scavenger. |
1.3438 |
0.11544 |
32 |
24 |
5 |
3 |
617 |
Beach front property doesn't come any cheaper than this. |
1.3438 |
0.10634 |
32 |
23 |
7 |
2 |
618 |
Rooftop sandboxes aren't as much fun as they sound. |
1.3438 |
0.11544 |
32 |
24 |
5 |
3 |
619 |
He won't leave without a caption. |
1.3438 |
0.11544 |
32 |
24 |
5 |
3 |
620 |
But on some level aren't we all chasing mirages? |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
621 |
Great, Dad's trying out for "Survivor" again... |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
622 |
And we thought yesterday's cat was a problem. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
623 |
I think this is what adults call eminent domain. |
1.3429 |
0.08140 |
35 |
23 |
12 |
0 |
624 |
Without consequences sales goals are meaningless. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
625 |
How many more method acting classes does have Dad left? |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
626 |
Burt Lancaster? |
1.3429 |
0.11554 |
35 |
27 |
4 |
4 |
627 |
Should we move the kiddie pool closer? |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
628 |
I completely understand. It was the best part of my life too. |
1.3429 |
0.08140 |
35 |
23 |
12 |
0 |
629 |
I just wish he would try and recapture his youth somewhere else. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
630 |
That was before "No Child Left Behind" |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
631 |
My Dad just has to sleep on the couch. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
632 |
He's half way there. |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
633 |
It's my first solo exhibition. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
634 |
A desert of his own making. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
635 |
My Dad got into performance art after his fourth month of unemployment. |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
636 |
A rooftop pool-party sure looks different in the era of global warming. |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
637 |
I was so looking forward to sifting out the cigarette butts with you. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
638 |
He definitely needs to think outside the box! |
1.3429 |
0.09994 |
35 |
25 |
8 |
2 |
639 |
Dad’s been on the wagon since noon. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
640 |
Here's why Occupy Sandbox failed. No movement. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
641 |
I think we captured the realism. |
1.3429 |
0.10802 |
35 |
26 |
6 |
3 |
642 |
We're on a time share contract. He has it until 2:30. |
1.3429 |
0.09114 |
35 |
24 |
10 |
1 |
643 |
I don't care if he spit out a hairball, I am not scooping out his poop. |
1.3421 |
0.10850 |
38 |
29 |
5 |
4 |
644 |
Dad, I'll buy you a new contact lens. |
1.3421 |
0.08663 |
38 |
26 |
11 |
1 |
645 |
You're right. We should just drive down to the beach. |
1.3421 |
0.09449 |
38 |
27 |
9 |
2 |
646 |
Please tell me he didn't actually use that as a litter box. |
1.3421 |
0.10174 |
38 |
28 |
7 |
3 |
647 |
Doesn't think outside-the-sandbox. |
1.3421 |
0.09449 |
38 |
27 |
9 |
2 |
648 |
Water conservation laws have made Howard's lap pool quite a challenge. |
1.3421 |
0.10174 |
38 |
28 |
7 |
3 |
649 |
Want to buy a pail and shovel |
1.3421 |
0.09449 |
38 |
27 |
9 |
2 |
650 |
ONE MAN'S SANDBOX IS ANOTHER MAN'S DESERT |
1.3421 |
0.10174 |
38 |
28 |
7 |
3 |
651 |
He's been in time out since 1983. |
1.3421 |
0.10174 |
38 |
28 |
7 |
3 |
652 |
This is why I'm never switching to contact lenses. |
1.3421 |
0.09449 |
38 |
27 |
9 |
2 |
653 |
We live in a concrete desert, Marvin. |
1.3421 |
0.08663 |
38 |
26 |
11 |
1 |
654 |
He said something about a wrong turn in Albuquerque. |
1.3421 |
0.08663 |
38 |
26 |
11 |
1 |
655 |
I can see the appeal of adult coloring books, but these adult sandboxes are downright depressing. |
1.3415 |
0.11375 |
41 |
33 |
2 |
6 |
656 |
He says he's a Superdelegate. |
1.3415 |
0.09633 |
41 |
30 |
8 |
3 |
657 |
The cat won't be happy about this. |
1.3415 |
0.08978 |
41 |
29 |
10 |
2 |
658 |
Looks like Ron's still on his spiritual journey. |
1.3333 |
0.08909 |
36 |
25 |
10 |
1 |
659 |
Usually it's cats. |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
660 |
I really misunderstood you when you told me your Dad was an 'outdoorsman'. |
1.3333 |
0.11269 |
36 |
28 |
4 |
4 |
661 |
You can take the man out of the Gobi but you can't take the Gobi out of the man! |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
662 |
Did you hear that party last night? |
1.3333 |
0.11269 |
36 |
28 |
4 |
4 |
663 |
You think everything stops being fun eventually? |
1.3333 |
0.09948 |
39 |
29 |
7 |
3 |
664 |
On the bright side, at least he doesn't think he's a cat. |
1.3333 |
0.09096 |
48 |
36 |
8 |
4 |
665 |
He says he's preparing for a Trump presidency. |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
666 |
I'm not sure whose dad that is, but I think he's lost. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
667 |
A few more hours and he'll be ready to drink water from Flint, Michigan. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
668 |
He's reliving his childhood. |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
669 |
Isn't he supposed to be potty trained? |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
670 |
Dad, I found my shovel last week. |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
671 |
It's gone from an urban jungle to an urban desert around here. |
1.3333 |
0.08909 |
36 |
25 |
10 |
1 |
672 |
We couldn't afford an 'Endless Pool'. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
673 |
Somebody had a rough play date. |
1.3333 |
0.08909 |
36 |
25 |
10 |
1 |
674 |
Has Bikram yoga gone too far? |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
675 |
Mom dropped her ring in the cat food. |
1.3333 |
0.12066 |
30 |
23 |
4 |
3 |
676 |
It may be too late for Uncle Ed to have that happy childhood. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
677 |
I've seen this before. Don't worry - the vultures will take care of it. |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
678 |
They say he was exiled from the 2nd grade back in '84, been roaming this wasteland ever since. |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
679 |
What's a contact lens? |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
680 |
He quit drinking. |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
681 |
He asked his wife to forgive him, and she said "pound sand." |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
682 |
He needs to think out of the box. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
683 |
Throw the water; this is our recess time |
1.3333 |
0.11269 |
36 |
28 |
4 |
4 |
684 |
He's been feeling deserted. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
685 |
Watch when he realizes this is a mirage. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
686 |
" - You can take the man out of the desert..." Submitted by Neil L. Sachs, Monmouth Junction, NJ |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
687 |
Now I see why they always tell us to think outside the box. |
1.3333 |
0.11073 |
30 |
22 |
6 |
2 |
688 |
He never learned to think outside the box. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
689 |
The Downside of Feeling the Bern |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
690 |
Mr. Johnson works hard, and he plays hard. |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
691 |
OK so they ran out of "Survivor" locations. The producers still aren't going to like it. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
692 |
...Primal Sandbox Therapy. It's all the rage. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
693 |
I like his chances of being rescued. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
694 |
Should we call him a camel? |
1.3333 |
0.08909 |
36 |
25 |
10 |
1 |
695 |
He said the treadmill lacked authenticity. |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
696 |
Not what I had in mind when I heard "Corporate Retreat." |
1.3333 |
0.08909 |
36 |
25 |
10 |
1 |
697 |
You were right... our Kindergarten teacher IS a drama-king! |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
698 |
Who's gonna tell him we're here to clean the litterbox? |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
699 |
Mommy, he's not sharing! |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
700 |
So the sandman is actually real. Go figure. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
701 |
If he doesn't dry out this time, mom says to bury him. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
702 |
Mom wont let him join the French Foreign Legion. |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
703 |
should we toss him your juice-box or wait for the buzzards to stop circling? |
1.3333 |
0.09401 |
33 |
23 |
9 |
1 |
704 |
He says he's looking for his lost shaker of salt. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
705 |
Your mommy is going to be really mad that you played in your fancy shoes. |
1.3333 |
0.09948 |
39 |
29 |
7 |
3 |
706 |
Never one to think outside the box. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
707 |
I think he's looking for his inner child. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
708 |
It's like an endless pool, except without the water. |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
709 |
He needs a new therapist. |
1.3333 |
0.10360 |
33 |
24 |
7 |
2 |
710 |
We have to think outside the box |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
711 |
It's Mr. Katz from 6B. He's a method actor. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
712 |
Worst. MeetUp. Ever. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
713 |
Maybe it wasn't cat poop we found yesterday. |
1.3333 |
0.09535 |
45 |
34 |
7 |
4 |
714 |
Never thought I'd say this, but I miss my cubicle. |
1.3333 |
0.09948 |
39 |
29 |
7 |
3 |
715 |
Why is that man meowing? |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
716 |
It's the newest Fitbit challenge |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
717 |
I say we vote him off the sandbox. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
718 |
I'm not sure the human litter box idea will ever catch on. |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
719 |
These 'team-building' exercises just keep getting weirder. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
720 |
He thinks we're the mirage. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
721 |
Now, downward facing dog for unresolved constipation. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
722 |
What with global warming this is what's left of Gilligan's Island. |
1.3333 |
0.08909 |
36 |
25 |
10 |
1 |
723 |
He misses his cat. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
724 |
I hope he covers it up when he's done -- like last time. |
1.3333 |
0.11237 |
33 |
25 |
5 |
3 |
725 |
Catman really takes the fun out of having a rooftop sandbox. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
726 |
Marco! |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
727 |
I guess we harassed the substitute a little too hard. |
1.3333 |
0.10541 |
36 |
27 |
6 |
3 |
728 |
Another method actor. |
1.3333 |
0.09759 |
36 |
26 |
8 |
2 |
729 |
It's been three days; he's not going to make it. |
1.3250 |
0.10370 |
40 |
31 |
5 |
4 |
730 |
Deserts in New York are small but efficient. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
731 |
How are we going to get him to start thinking outside the box? |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
732 |
His wife left him after he clawed through their last sofa. |
1.3243 |
0.08711 |
37 |
26 |
10 |
1 |
733 |
Oh, great! First the cats and now this! |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
734 |
Dad always goes to the worst case scenario. |
1.3243 |
0.08711 |
37 |
26 |
10 |
1 |
735 |
My dad can't swim so we got him the Endless Desert. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
736 |
He's actually feelin' THE BERN! |
1.3243 |
0.10292 |
37 |
28 |
6 |
3 |
737 |
At least he stopped leaving us hairballs on the couch. |
1.3243 |
0.09534 |
37 |
27 |
8 |
2 |
738 |
Let him dig himself out of this one. |
1.3243 |
0.10997 |
37 |
29 |
4 |
4 |
739 |
Sand traps can be confusing for the non-golfer. |
1.3243 |
0.10997 |
37 |
29 |
4 |
4 |
740 |
Hey Mr. Wilson. Do you mind if we play through? |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
741 |
My lunch money says he doesn't make it. |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
742 |
He still thinks that oil is selling for $100 a barrel. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
743 |
How long has your dad been preparing for Survivor? |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
744 |
I say its time to call the vet |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
745 |
He's taking his Castaway audition a little too seriously. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
746 |
Is this his 'dry sense of humor'? |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
747 |
All we know is his name is Lawrence and he's not from around here! |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
748 |
I heard, a neighborhood cat ate his wedding ring. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
749 |
And I thought I had issues. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
750 |
I killed him in the Kalahari Desert and got him stuffed |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
751 |
My uncle comes up here whenever he gets homesick for Tucson. |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
752 |
Poor guy. He must suffer from post traumatic sandbox disorder. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
753 |
This isn't performance art. It's a man in a rooftop litter box. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
754 |
Has your dad been watching 'Lawrence of Arabia' again? |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
755 |
I remember what it felt like to sit through Ishtar |
1.3235 |
0.08144 |
34 |
23 |
11 |
0 |
756 |
Think outside the box Jim! |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
757 |
Spare the rod and spoil the inner child. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
758 |
This is still a nicer beach than Atlantic City. |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
759 |
He says he misses the DRY heat |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
760 |
The cat's not going to be happy. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
761 |
Another homesick tourist from Scottsdale. |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
762 |
He lost his job in the silicon valley. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
763 |
I hate cleaning the executive litter box. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
764 |
And the apartment rooftop includes access to a private beach. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
765 |
This might explain why we've had a substitute for Mr. Johnson this month ! |
1.3235 |
0.08144 |
34 |
23 |
11 |
0 |
766 |
Just stick a potted plant & a bucket of water over there. Maybe he'll think it's an oasis! |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
767 |
"He always forgets his pail and shovel." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
768 |
I picked a bad day to quit hand sanitizer. |
1.3235 |
0.11731 |
34 |
27 |
3 |
4 |
769 |
He started training for the English Channel in a bathtub. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
770 |
...And among our Fitness Center amenities is our rooftop Lost in the Sahara feature. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
771 |
"At least he's keeping the cats away". |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
772 |
You're scooping it out yourself this time, "Cat Man". |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
773 |
Mom was right, Brooklyn is a hipster playground. |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
774 |
I thought it was your turn to put the cover on the sandbox. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
775 |
Uncle Joe is from Death Valley |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
776 |
It's always so creepy when that lost childhood thing happens. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
777 |
Recess used to be fun until we had to share the sandbox with the Drama teacher... |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
778 |
Should we tell him this is all a mirage? |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
779 |
He said we're a mirage. |
1.3235 |
0.08144 |
34 |
23 |
11 |
0 |
780 |
My dad's practicing for global-warming. |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
781 |
Let's get the hose. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
782 |
He should have stuck with the Endless Pool. This Endless desert looks boring. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
783 |
In his defense, hot yoga classes are expensive. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
784 |
They call it art. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
785 |
They say he still waits for his mother to call him home |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
786 |
He's training for the Sahara Marathon. |
1.3235 |
0.11731 |
34 |
27 |
3 |
4 |
787 |
I gave him a “B”; he doesn’t play well with others but can take the heat. |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
788 |
You can take the drunk out of the sand, but the vomit is another story. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
789 |
That's what end-stage 'Sand Addiction' looks like. |
1.3235 |
0.08144 |
34 |
23 |
11 |
0 |
790 |
It's his practice box for climate change. |
1.3235 |
0.09173 |
34 |
24 |
9 |
1 |
791 |
This is an example of why the scientists are wrong and global warming is a fallacy. Look how small our deserts have become. |
1.3235 |
0.10945 |
34 |
26 |
5 |
3 |
792 |
Play dates were more fun before your dad hit rock bottom. |
1.3235 |
0.10098 |
34 |
25 |
7 |
2 |
793 |
My Dad would never survive in the real world. |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
794 |
Who's the good kitty now? |
1.3226 |
0.11720 |
31 |
24 |
4 |
3 |
795 |
Like he's the only one in need of play therapy? |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
796 |
Suffering silently is truly a lost art. |
1.3226 |
0.11720 |
31 |
24 |
4 |
3 |
797 |
Did your Dad watch Survivor again last night? |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
798 |
O.K. You've made your point about global warming. |
1.3226 |
0.09713 |
31 |
22 |
8 |
1 |
799 |
''We found him while vacationing in Arizona.'' |
1.3226 |
0.10763 |
31 |
23 |
6 |
2 |
800 |
Hold your nose, Doris. Catman's just about to show off his superpower. |
1.3214 |
0.10356 |
28 |
20 |
7 |
1 |
801 |
It's no use , he just can't think inside the box. |
1.3214 |
0.11563 |
28 |
21 |
5 |
2 |
802 |
He always has to be so dramatic. |
1.3171 |
0.08144 |
41 |
29 |
11 |
1 |
803 |
We should teach him to think out of the box... |
1.3158 |
0.08522 |
38 |
27 |
10 |
1 |
804 |
I miss the cat. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
805 |
Wait until he finds out that cat was no mirage. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
806 |
That's Mr. Winters, our fourth grade irony counselor. |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
807 |
He's trying to find his childhood. Should I give him my shovel? |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
808 |
He just tore off his nicotine patch and said he'd crawl a mile for a Camel. |
1.3143 |
0.09849 |
35 |
26 |
7 |
2 |
809 |
Studies show that all problems begin in pre-k. |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
810 |
Can't your dad do his Death Valley Marathon training somewhere else? |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
811 |
If he survives he gets tickets to Hamilton! |
1.3143 |
0.08955 |
35 |
25 |
9 |
1 |
812 |
They say he's been in time out for 20 years. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
813 |
His daughter buried his keys in there two weeks ago. |
1.3143 |
0.10668 |
35 |
27 |
5 |
3 |
814 |
I love my Pop. He always checks for cat poop first. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
815 |
It is going to be the next Soul Cycle. |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
816 |
Another one of those Burning Sanders supporters. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
817 |
We may have to start playing outside the box. |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
818 |
Well, there goes the playground. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
819 |
Do you think he knows there's a water fountain inside? |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
820 |
No, we're the mirage. |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
821 |
He said he really misses his old cartoon. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
822 |
He claims to have tenure. |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
823 |
Could your dad relive his traumas elsewhere? |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
824 |
He'd rather die than give us a turn. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
825 |
I'll never make it out of this desert alive unless I find my contacts! |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
826 |
I hate performance art. |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
827 |
No Dad, we don't want to play 'possible effects of climate change' again. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
828 |
My dad is an unemployed archeologist |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
829 |
Always with the drama when he misplaces his water bottle. |
1.3125 |
0.08325 |
32 |
22 |
10 |
0 |
830 |
He still doesn't believe in global warming. |
1.3125 |
0.09459 |
32 |
23 |
8 |
1 |
831 |
They call him'The Human Cigarette'. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
832 |
He used to headline at The Sands. |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
833 |
I prefer him over that darn cat any day.... |
1.3125 |
0.10470 |
32 |
24 |
6 |
2 |
834 |
What part of "You're grown up now" doesn't he understand? |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
835 |
He said he was going to bury his head in the sand until this election was over, I just didn't believe him. |
1.3125 |
0.11392 |
32 |
25 |
4 |
3 |
836 |
This guy never shares. |
1.3111 |
0.08889 |
45 |
34 |
8 |
3 |
837 |
Yeah, my dad is trying out for the new 'Survivor' Sahara |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
838 |
We suspected a really big cat was using our box. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
839 |
It's supposed to relieve stress. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
840 |
He's gotta think outside the box. |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
841 |
I call it Zeno's Sandbox Paradox. |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
842 |
It's supposed to help you get used to living without a cell phone. |
1.3103 |
0.10053 |
29 |
21 |
7 |
1 |
843 |
I tried telling him to think outside the box. |
1.3103 |
0.12261 |
29 |
23 |
3 |
3 |
844 |
Somehow I don't think water is what he's looking for. |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
845 |
I think he wants to make sure no cats have been here. |
1.3103 |
0.11212 |
29 |
22 |
5 |
2 |
846 |
I don't want to stick around and meet whatever cat that came out of. |
1.3103 |
0.13227 |
29 |
24 |
1 |
4 |
847 |
He's clearly lost his marbles. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
848 |
Finally! Art that I can relate to. |
1.3056 |
0.08746 |
36 |
26 |
9 |
1 |
849 |
I'm beginning to think we might be a mirage. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
850 |
It's what's replacing lap pools in California. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
851 |
I think the time is ripe to open that lemonade stand your always talking about. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
852 |
Mom did say to watch out for any creepy crawlers. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
853 |
He ordered the executive sandbox just before he received his pink slip. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
854 |
Dad thinks we're a mirage. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
855 |
Catman |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
856 |
I think it's too late for him to have a happy childhood. |
1.3030 |
0.08124 |
33 |
23 |
10 |
0 |
857 |
He's been here for 40 days and 40 nights. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
858 |
Tom takes method acting to a whole new level. |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
859 |
The boss told him to work on his imagination. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
860 |
His pants keep a nice crease. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
861 |
Stress can change a man. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
862 |
The call him Lawrence of TriBeCa. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
863 |
Least he's not yelling 'Wilson' like the last guy. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
864 |
Let's hope he doesn't think he's a cat. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
865 |
That is one overly dramatic global warming protest. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
866 |
I don't know. I'd guess he's transitioning to house cat. |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
867 |
Come on Mike. Be reasonable. You've been in there an hour. It's our turn now. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
868 |
I heard him saying "No man is an island". |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
869 |
He has trouble thinking outside the sandbox. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
870 |
Sooner or later he will realize it's just a mirage... |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
871 |
It looks like the teachers are striking again. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
872 |
That guy knocked over my sandcastle, don't give him any water. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
873 |
So, his world really is his sandbox? |
1.3030 |
0.11906 |
33 |
27 |
2 |
4 |
874 |
The sands of time wait for no man. |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
875 |
Probably cheaper than going to Hawaii. |
1.3030 |
0.08124 |
33 |
23 |
10 |
0 |
876 |
I think he lost his mind |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
877 |
I hate living near an acting school. |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
878 |
Where's the horse with no name ? |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
879 |
If we find a contact lens, we'll let you know. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
880 |
Do you think that jar of pennies we dug up yesterday was this guys IRA? |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
881 |
Do you think he thinks he's almost there? |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
882 |
He's been like this since Mom cancelled Netflix. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
883 |
Maybe we should set up the lemonade stand again. |
1.3030 |
0.08124 |
33 |
23 |
10 |
0 |
884 |
If you dig it, he will come. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
885 |
Bikram recess. |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
886 |
Dad hasn't been a lot of fun since he got back from survival training. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
887 |
He's training for 'Survivor'. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
888 |
Don't tell the cat. |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
889 |
Forget the play date, this looks serious. |
1.3030 |
0.08124 |
33 |
23 |
10 |
0 |
890 |
Okay, your dad’s convinced me, an Endless Swimming Pool would be way more fun than our Endless Sandbox. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
891 |
Lap pool must be closed again. |
1.3030 |
0.08124 |
33 |
23 |
10 |
0 |
892 |
He texted mom that he's in the mood for "desert" and he didn't want to look like an idiot. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
893 |
If he takes much longer we'll never get our turn!" |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
894 |
There are 19 million square miles of desert on Earth, and he gets lost in our sandbox. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
895 |
Best not to mention the cat in there just before him. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
896 |
Someone tell him it's wet cement, not sand. |
1.3030 |
0.11906 |
33 |
27 |
2 |
4 |
897 |
You should have seen him at the Christmas party |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
898 |
I don't think this is what Ma meant when she told him to go pound sand |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
899 |
This situation calls for thinking outside the box. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
900 |
Don't worry, he gets out for an hour if we give him some beer money." |
1.3030 |
0.09216 |
33 |
24 |
8 |
1 |
901 |
Looks like another homesick Californian |
1.3030 |
0.11082 |
33 |
26 |
4 |
3 |
902 |
You think that's bad - last week, Ethan's dad drowned in the water table. |
1.3030 |
0.10192 |
33 |
25 |
6 |
2 |
903 |
He never passed the preschool entrance exams. |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
904 |
He should probably start thinking outside the box. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
905 |
He swears there's one grain that looks like Donald Trump. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
906 |
He keeps saying he wants to get to Mount Sinai but that's uptown.... |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
907 |
Only 36 more hours and my dad will break the Guinness record for sandbox crawling. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
908 |
Method actors have all the fun. |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
909 |
Let it go... he says he is searching for truth |
1.3000 |
0.11890 |
30 |
24 |
3 |
3 |
910 |
He's our local beach bum. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
911 |
Teacher said it's PTSD, Post-Traumatic Sandbox Disorder. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
912 |
Every time I complain about something, he reenacts what he had to do to get to school. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
913 |
Viewers should know that this sand was flown in directly from the Sahara Desert and that Tom is a trained professional. Do not try this at home. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
914 |
Boy, performance art is taking over everything! |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
915 |
We are evidently all part of an elaborate mirage. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
916 |
I hope he's not doing what I think he's doing. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
917 |
So much for the family staycation. |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
918 |
Freud classifies regression as oral or anal but not everything fits neatly into a box. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
919 |
I've had enough of this Montessori crap. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
920 |
I don't believe the tiny desert survival course will catch on. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
921 |
I like the old intern better. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
922 |
If you can survive in the big city, you can survive anywhere. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
923 |
They say that every journey starts with the first step. This one ends there as well. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
924 |
Unfortunately, he doesn't bore easily. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
925 |
It's a micro-climate. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
926 |
I don't care if it's performance art or if he's really lost -- I just wanna shovel some sand. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
927 |
No, it's Mr. Ketchum who was adrift in the kiddie pool. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
928 |
I wonder if his mom knows where he is? |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
929 |
We've brought you some executive toys. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
930 |
maybe his inner child had a difficult childhood |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
931 |
When Daddy said he had to go scratch in the litter box, I thought he was just going to the bathroom. |
1.3000 |
0.09767 |
30 |
22 |
7 |
1 |
932 |
If he wants water, he's going to have to think outside the box |
1.3000 |
0.08510 |
30 |
21 |
9 |
0 |
933 |
Honest, we'll let you know if we find your inner child, sir. |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
934 |
I hope that is a mirage |
1.3000 |
0.10881 |
30 |
23 |
5 |
2 |
935 |
Are you near deadline yet, Mr. Mankoff? |
1.2973 |
0.10153 |
37 |
29 |
5 |
3 |
936 |
It's the logical successor to coloring books. |
1.2973 |
0.10867 |
37 |
30 |
3 |
4 |
937 |
This rooftop gardening is harder than it looks... |
1.2963 |
0.10425 |
27 |
20 |
6 |
1 |
938 |
One of the Captain Midnight decoder rings he lost in the 50s sold on eBay for 20 thousand bucks. |
1.2963 |
0.10425 |
27 |
20 |
6 |
1 |
939 |
Although it looked great in the catalog, Bob ultimately lived to regret purchasing an Endless Sandbox. |
1.2963 |
0.11712 |
27 |
21 |
4 |
2 |
940 |
I hope this isn't the same Sandman who Mommy says comes to my room every night. |
1.2963 |
0.11712 |
27 |
21 |
4 |
2 |
941 |
This is corporate's sandbox. |
1.2963 |
0.11712 |
27 |
21 |
4 |
2 |
942 |
That guy's inner child really needs a time out. |
1.2963 |
0.11712 |
27 |
21 |
4 |
2 |
943 |
We've taken him out and dumped him off several times, but he always comes back. Might as well admit he's our cat now. |
1.2955 |
0.09523 |
44 |
35 |
5 |
4 |
944 |
Daddy gets a little scary when he's dehydrated. |
1.2955 |
0.07680 |
44 |
32 |
11 |
1 |
945 |
He's a new teacher from the Strasberg Preschool. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
946 |
He should think outside the box. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
947 |
he just needs to start drinking outside the box |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
948 |
He's thinking inside the box |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
949 |
Will you think outside of the box already? |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
950 |
I remember when I had my first beer |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
951 |
It's not as disturbing as Yoko Ono's "Cut Piece" but does make you think." |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
952 |
You should've seen him last week when he thought he was a fox and tried to eat Mrs. Ali's cat. |
1.2941 |
0.10788 |
34 |
27 |
4 |
3 |
953 |
Ten years in a cubicle will do that. |
1.2941 |
0.09928 |
34 |
26 |
6 |
2 |
954 |
It's a struggle for him to think outside the box. |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
955 |
Oh yeah, he's "feeling the Bern" |
1.2941 |
0.08985 |
34 |
25 |
8 |
1 |
956 |
He found this rental through Airbnb |
1.2927 |
0.10027 |
41 |
33 |
4 |
4 |
957 |
It's not an endless desert, Mister; it's a sand box. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
958 |
He's not an out-of-the-box thinker. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
959 |
Is he seeing a mirage or are we? |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
960 |
He used to be a doorman at the Mirage. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
961 |
Well I'm pretty sure it's not Brian Wilson. |
1.2903 |
0.08287 |
31 |
22 |
9 |
0 |
962 |
We built the city around him. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
963 |
I told you we should have gotten the kind that clumps and deodorizes..... |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
964 |
It was half the price of an Endless Pool. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
965 |
Apparently the adult imagination, while still quite vivid, has lost its sense of wonder and creativity |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
966 |
Initially we thought he was a genius. Turns out he's just a middle aged alcoholic who takes advantage of innovative workplaces. |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
967 |
Now, is this your dad's masochism, your mom's sadism, or both? |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
968 |
It's the Mayor's damned "Let the Homeless In Your Rooftop Sandbox" initiative. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
969 |
Of all the sand pits in the world, he has to get lost in ours. |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
970 |
I think he's a mirage. |
1.2903 |
0.08287 |
31 |
22 |
9 |
0 |
971 |
He wasn't sure how to log out of the sandbox. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
972 |
Let's tell him that just around the corner's an oasis. |
1.2903 |
0.08287 |
31 |
22 |
9 |
0 |
973 |
I found him in the alley. I named him Mr. Kitty. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
974 |
And if that doesn't win the "Most lifelike sand sculpture" competition, it's a fix!" |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
975 |
Betcha his Fitbit is confused. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
976 |
That's it. I'm calling the super to fix the indoor plumbing. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
977 |
Do you want to borrow our shovel and pail? |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
978 |
He's not thinking outside the box. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
979 |
He wanted it for a low budget sequel to "High Plains Drifter" so I said "go ahead, make my day." |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
980 |
Ever feel like life's a desert and you're the mirage? |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
981 |
One of us is a mirage. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
982 |
I told you we shouldn't legalize marijuana. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
983 |
Post traumatic stress sandbox. |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
984 |
I thought he was making progress...Last week he was in a lounge chair with a Mai Tai |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
985 |
He is looking for lost Delegates. |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
986 |
Dad? I thought I lost my retainer but it is actually right here in my mouth. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
987 |
Your dad's lost again. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
988 |
Apparently his golden parachute was filled with sand. |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
989 |
Method actors are the worst! |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
990 |
Does he know it is for cats? |
1.2903 |
0.08287 |
31 |
22 |
9 |
0 |
991 |
This happens every year at tax time. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
992 |
Heads or tails? |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
993 |
He starred in the movie Cast Away and he can't seem to move on. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
994 |
Being a kid isn't all fun and games, dad. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
995 |
The auditions for Shipwrecked 2 are the next sandbox over. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
996 |
My father models for desert cartoons. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
997 |
All right Clark, you made your point. We'll have the air conditioner repaired tomorrow. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
998 |
The sand soaks up the alcohol. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
999 |
Should we get him a juice box? |
1.2903 |
0.08287 |
31 |
22 |
9 |
0 |
1000 |
All right already, I'll build him an oasis tomorrow. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
1001 |
He said he'll get out at the oasis. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
1002 |
Build a desert, and they will come. |
1.2903 |
0.08287 |
31 |
22 |
9 |
0 |
1003 |
Did your dad lose his contact? Yeah, with reality. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1004 |
I'm going to need a bigger shovel. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1005 |
I told you that after adult coloring books we would get adult sandboxes. |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
1006 |
20 to 1, he doesn't make it out of the box. |
1.2903 |
0.08287 |
31 |
22 |
9 |
0 |
1007 |
He can't go on. He must go on. He goes on. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1008 |
I heard it took him threes days to accend the monkey bars |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
1009 |
Geez. Somebody tell dad he doesn't need to demo the sandbox. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1010 |
Dad never has been very good at thinking inside the box. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1011 |
He was going to drill before the market collapsed. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1012 |
He mumbled something about homesteading. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1013 |
On the bright side, burying him will be rather easy. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1014 |
This is my Herb garden . |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
1015 |
It's our turn, Dad. You've been playing California all week. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1016 |
Lessons in urban sustainability at the new elementary charter school |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
1017 |
What's sad is that he's been there since Kindergarten. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1018 |
your new cat is your old dad |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1019 |
At least he buried it. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
1020 |
We get it Mr. Humphrey, you're in a job desert, now can we have recess? |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
1021 |
I hope he makes it. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
1022 |
Should I tell him to play in his own sandbox? |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
1023 |
It's been almost an hour and he still can't find his phone. |
1.2903 |
0.08287 |
31 |
22 |
9 |
0 |
1024 |
Ignore him. It's a mirage. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
1025 |
I guess I did tell him to play nice in the sand box for a week. |
1.2903 |
0.10568 |
31 |
24 |
5 |
2 |
1026 |
Stuff really does grow quicker in sand. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
1027 |
Survival is not a given. |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
1028 |
It looks like he never learned to think outside the box. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
1029 |
Somebody - get this man a juice box! |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
1030 |
Who's the new kid? |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
1031 |
It's my dad's new immersive Passover seder experience |
1.2903 |
0.11541 |
31 |
25 |
3 |
3 |
1032 |
He should be ready for a nap in about an hour. |
1.2903 |
0.09497 |
31 |
23 |
7 |
1 |
1033 |
Are those mom's ashes? |
1.2895 |
0.09167 |
38 |
29 |
7 |
2 |
1034 |
His shrink told him he had to find his lost childhood ! |
1.2857 |
0.12448 |
28 |
23 |
2 |
3 |
1035 |
Well, at least it's not a cat. |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
1036 |
Leave it to a grown-up to take all the fun out of my Endless Sandbox. |
1.2857 |
0.09677 |
35 |
27 |
6 |
2 |
1037 |
He's my latest shovel ready project. |
1.2857 |
0.12448 |
28 |
23 |
2 |
3 |
1038 |
Would you believe he's still on the wait list for Exeter |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
1039 |
He usually gets tired by high noon. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
1040 |
Our entry is entitled: It's about the journey, not the destination. |
1.2857 |
0.08694 |
28 |
20 |
8 |
0 |
1041 |
Before this, it was spinning. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
1042 |
Let's just throw out the whole litter box. |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
1043 |
His mirage...or ours? |
1.2857 |
0.10102 |
28 |
21 |
6 |
1 |
1044 |
Maybe if we add water he'll think he's at the beach. |
1.2857 |
0.11336 |
28 |
22 |
4 |
2 |
1045 |
Sometimes Dad has trouble thinking outside of the box. |
1.2857 |
0.12448 |
28 |
23 |
2 |
3 |
1046 |
Do you ever think that maybe WE are the mirage? |
1.2821 |
0.09684 |
39 |
31 |
5 |
3 |
1047 |
Patience. He's getting in touch with his inner cat. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1048 |
Just because a man can't think outside the box doesn't mean he has to crap in it. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1049 |
No, don’t worry about it. Guys do it in swimming pools, but not sandboxes. |
1.2812 |
0.12077 |
32 |
27 |
1 |
4 |
1050 |
Let's try adult coloring books instead. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1051 |
Let's come back later. He looks like he doesn't play nice. |
1.2812 |
0.08075 |
32 |
23 |
9 |
0 |
1052 |
"He hasn't gotten over being the first one kicked off the island on SURVIVOR". |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1053 |
Excuse me, but your time is up. We reserved the four o'clock slot. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1054 |
Still looking for that urban oasis .... |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1055 |
It's only a mirage. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1056 |
Cat man, don't! |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1057 |
They say he lost his contact in the 3th grade. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1058 |
How are we supposed to clean the kitty litter box of your dad won't get out ? |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1059 |
I don't think he'll make it. |
1.2812 |
0.08075 |
32 |
23 |
9 |
0 |
1060 |
Ugh, Jack's in the box again. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1061 |
Not sure sandboxes on the highline are a good idea after all. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1062 |
You want to tell him he's in a sandbox? |
1.2812 |
0.11211 |
32 |
26 |
3 |
3 |
1063 |
Well, at least he is not burying his head in the sand. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1064 |
He told me a week ago he dropped his keys. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1065 |
Can you help me find my contact lense? |
1.2812 |
0.08075 |
32 |
23 |
9 |
0 |
1066 |
It could be worse, last week we had four beach bums to compete with. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1067 |
I don't know what a flashback is, sir, but we're supposed to take turns. |
1.2812 |
0.09240 |
32 |
24 |
7 |
1 |
1068 |
Maybe it's just a mirage. |
1.2812 |
0.10273 |
32 |
25 |
5 |
2 |
1069 |
Your dad sure is determined to find his inner child. |
1.2800 |
0.09165 |
25 |
18 |
7 |
0 |
1070 |
You can take the desert out of the desert, but you can't take the nomad out of the nomad. |
1.2800 |
0.13565 |
25 |
21 |
1 |
3 |
1071 |
'Hey - you're ruining the feng shui." |
1.2800 |
0.10832 |
25 |
19 |
5 |
1 |
1072 |
They need a time limit on these interactive performance art events. |
1.2791 |
0.08370 |
43 |
33 |
8 |
2 |
1073 |
Maybe I gave him the wrong directions. |
1.2778 |
0.08555 |
36 |
27 |
8 |
1 |
1074 |
Do you think he started at my age? |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1075 |
I'm sure not going to be stuck in a dead-end job when I grow up. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1076 |
He won't get far on foot. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1077 |
Mr. Connors could really use a sabbatical. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1078 |
Dad volunteered for the global warming.display |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
1079 |
It is incomplete without an oasis |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
1080 |
Promise me you won’t let me become him. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1081 |
Aw great, Dad's been watching Bear Grylls again. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
1082 |
He's training for the Saharathon. |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
1083 |
He should have turned left at Albuquerque. |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
1084 |
Oh look a Californian |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
1085 |
Mom said that he fell off his wagon . |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
1086 |
I thought we were the ones with the vivid imagination? |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
1087 |
The cat takes less time. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1088 |
This looked more appealing on Pintrest. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1089 |
Why does your dad keeps saying, ‘Vacation, vacation’? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
1090 |
Either we ride him like a pony, or our playdate is ruined. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1091 |
He was a liberal arts major. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1092 |
He's a cross between Up on the Roof and Under the Boardwalk |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
1093 |
Unfortunately, he's headed straight for the concrete jungle. |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
1094 |
If he bothers you, just tell him you're a mirage. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1095 |
Does your dad also insist on sifting through the sand for syringes and condoms before letting you play? |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
1096 |
Dad, mom says you can come back to bed tonight. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1097 |
I hope he's not like OUR cat! |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
1098 |
He says he's going to write a book about it |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1099 |
Are we there yet ? |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1100 |
Get the hose, otherwise we'll wait all day. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1101 |
I think he dropped a contact |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
1102 |
I can't stand method actors... |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1103 |
So that's what a beach bum looks like. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1104 |
My mom said he lost his favorite shovel in there 28 years ago. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
1105 |
I think the oasis is on the next building. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
1106 |
Mom says you can come back inside now. |
1.2759 |
0.12051 |
29 |
24 |
2 |
3 |
1107 |
It's that stupid Foreign Legion diet. |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
1108 |
Harold's inclined to think inside the box. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1109 |
I hope he doesn't think he's a cat or were gonna have a mess on our hands. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1110 |
It's his way of showing empathy for our relatives in California |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1111 |
Wow, MOMA really needs to start screening these performance pieces better. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1112 |
He hasn't been the same since Mom had him neutered. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1113 |
Mandatory survival training for the new corporate culture. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
1114 |
I really hope we don't have to use this shovel and pail. |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
29 |
21 |
8 |
0 |
1115 |
After inventing the Lap Pool, I started working on a Lap Desert. |
1.2759 |
0.09797 |
29 |
22 |
6 |
1 |
1116 |
Poor guy. He's from Flint, Michigan. |
1.2759 |
0.10982 |
29 |
23 |
4 |
2 |
1117 |
Doesn't he know this is an urban oasis? |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1118 |
He asked for water but we're out of sparkling. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1119 |
Maybe we should tell him we found his camel yesterday. |
1.2727 |
0.08996 |
33 |
25 |
7 |
1 |
1120 |
He's getting in touch with his inner Israelite. |
1.2727 |
0.09993 |
33 |
26 |
5 |
2 |
1121 |
Still searching for the offshore tax shelters. |
1.2727 |
0.07873 |
33 |
24 |
9 |
0 |
1122 |
I think he needs unstructured play more than us. |
1.2703 |
0.08355 |
37 |
28 |
8 |
1 |
1123 |
You have to admire the preparation Day-Lewis puts into a role. |
1.2703 |
0.08355 |
37 |
28 |
8 |
1 |
1124 |
Aren't these Foreign Legion flashbacks getting just a bit tiresome? |
1.2703 |
0.08355 |
37 |
28 |
8 |
1 |
1125 |
Growing up is overrated. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
1126 |
I don't feel like playing this anymore. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
1127 |
At least his pants are on. |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
1128 |
It's just a mirage. |
1.2692 |
0.08871 |
26 |
19 |
7 |
0 |
1129 |
This so doesn't make up for running over our cat. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
1130 |
How old do you have to be to know you're too old for a second childhood? |
1.2692 |
0.08871 |
26 |
19 |
7 |
0 |
1131 |
He's the guy from all those New Yorker cartoons. |
1.2692 |
0.13077 |
26 |
22 |
1 |
3 |
1132 |
I didn't think we'd get to advanced groveling until we went for our MBAs. |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
1133 |
Thinking outside the sandbox was never his strong suit. |
1.2692 |
0.11842 |
26 |
21 |
3 |
2 |
1134 |
He's searching for lost youth. Or maybe a contact lens. |
1.2692 |
0.10463 |
26 |
20 |
5 |
1 |
1135 |
It's performance art. This one is called "Plight of the Liberal Republican." |
1.2692 |
0.08871 |
26 |
19 |
7 |
0 |
1136 |
I don't know what he's looking for, but I don't wanna be here when he finds it! |
1.2683 |
0.07828 |
41 |
31 |
9 |
1 |
1137 |
It's O.K. Mom told him there was a bottle of Stoli buried in there. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1138 |
He's looking for his lump sum distribution |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1139 |
Oh, you thought I said dessert? |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1140 |
Sandbox nothin'. It's a shelter for New York's homeless, donated by Saudi Arabia. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1141 |
I say he's a mirage. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1142 |
Should we just tell him where he left his wallet? |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1143 |
It was either this or a lap pool. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1144 |
With the new round of cutbacks, he better start thinking outside the box. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1145 |
He needs to learn to think outside the sandbox. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1146 |
He's in training for a mid-level management position. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1147 |
More sustainable than a wave pool, but he's absolutely flattened after his workout. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1148 |
He's going through his T.E. Lawrence stage. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1149 |
Is this what the future holds? |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1150 |
I prefer to refer to our study as a thirst for knowledge. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1151 |
It's the latest fitness craze from L.A.: They call it the Global Warming Workout. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1152 |
It used to be fun when we were young. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1153 |
That's what we get to do when we grow up |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1154 |
Since when is this playground paleo? |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1155 |
If we're ever going to sell the place, we need to just paint over the damn thing. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1156 |
Something about his lost childhood! |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1157 |
He never really came back from the Sahara. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1158 |
He says it helps him think. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1159 |
Dad’s a great believer in preconditioning. He’s been doing this every day since he was told that the company’s transferring us to California. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1160 |
Day 16: I'm not going home without that wedding ring. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1161 |
This, Jeffery, is the proverbial Sandman I've read about. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1162 |
He needs a small palm tree to make it more realistic. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1163 |
He wouldn't move so they built the building around him. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1164 |
I've never seen anybody flunk Sandbox that many times. I got it on the first try! [Italicize that] |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1165 |
I thought our tickets were for Cats, the musical? |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1166 |
He mumbled something about losing his horse with no name. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1167 |
First the feral cats, now this. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1168 |
His Coney Island childhood; so near, yet so far. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1169 |
After he has a few--He comes up here and puts his handprints in his Hollywood Boulevard Walk of game. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1170 |
It's the only place left in the city that is smoking friendly. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1171 |
That guy needs to learn to drink outside the box |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1172 |
DSM-5. Early childhood sandbox deprivation. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1173 |
It's a new workout. I think he's on his last lap. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1174 |
He's recreating Lawrence of Arabia; he'll be done in a hour or two. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1175 |
I hate these method actors. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1176 |
He says his GPS is not working. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1177 |
He went gluten-free three hours ago. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1178 |
The times of sands are running out. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1179 |
Dad, can you stop surviving, so we can play? |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1180 |
If he still has his wallet, I see an opportunity here. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1181 |
Wanna bury him? |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1182 |
Maybe it's true that the age of adulthood keeps going up. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1183 |
Show some respect, the man wrote Pet Sounds. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1184 |
Maybe he's the Sandman... |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1185 |
He came with the desert sand. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1186 |
It's still more fun than the endless pool. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1187 |
Dad's really into method acting right now. |
1.2667 |
0.11679 |
30 |
25 |
2 |
3 |
1188 |
Lucky for for him - its slow sand. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1189 |
Get your own sand box if you want to play Lawrence of Arabia! |
1.2667 |
0.11679 |
30 |
25 |
2 |
3 |
1190 |
And I call THIS installation, "Daddy Needs Another Drink." |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1191 |
.. and that's why we're glad we didn't grow up in the 60s. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1192 |
Someone stole his zen garden |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1193 |
The catalog says this one is 'Sahara at Noon,' $22,500. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1194 |
Bob needs to learn to drink outside the box. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1195 |
I am so telling his mom. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1196 |
Camel lot |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1197 |
Reliving your childhood is a young man's game. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1198 |
A selfie would sober him up. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1199 |
I've always said that one man's mirage is just another man's déjà vu. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1200 |
I think he's practicing for a cartoon. |
1.2667 |
0.11679 |
30 |
25 |
2 |
3 |
1201 |
He's been lost in that sandbox a long time. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1202 |
So lap pools are out? |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1203 |
He's been there for 3 days. I think he's lost his marbles. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1204 |
I told him to look for the needle in the HAYSTACK! |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1205 |
I wish he would practice his Bikram-Crossfit somewhere else |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1206 |
Some folks aren't cut out for urban living. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1207 |
There’s going to be trouble when the cat finds him in there |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1208 |
He should see the oasis any second now. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1209 |
Three consecutive days of mom's tuna casserole and dad thinks he's a cat. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1210 |
He's really serious about this new Castaway diet plan. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1211 |
This happens every time the cost of gold goes up. |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1212 |
He's gonna need a bigger desert. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1213 |
The irony is that this is happening at The Mirage Hotel. |
1.2667 |
0.08212 |
30 |
22 |
8 |
0 |
1214 |
It's close to lunchtime and he's still not thinking out of the box.... |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1215 |
I think we should go back to 'talk therapy'. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1216 |
It's a section of the Urban Wasteland Trail. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1217 |
How about we sculpt a glass of water? |
1.2667 |
0.09509 |
30 |
23 |
6 |
1 |
1218 |
Poor Fred thinks he's auditioning for Cats again. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1219 |
He used to develop drought resistant seeds for Monsanto, now he's just insane and in my way. |
1.2667 |
0.10649 |
30 |
24 |
4 |
2 |
1220 |
He just doesn't grasp the concept of manscaping. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
1221 |
Ya think he'll get out if we put the cat in with him? |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
1222 |
The new communal restrooms suck. |
1.2647 |
0.08764 |
34 |
26 |
7 |
1 |
1223 |
Let's help get to the bottom of this. |
1.2632 |
0.08992 |
38 |
30 |
6 |
2 |
1224 |
Don't worry, Dad's just feelin' the Bern. |
1.2632 |
0.10455 |
38 |
32 |
2 |
4 |
1225 |
That's why I don't wear contacts. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
1226 |
Well, this rooftop amenity needed more square footage. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1227 |
I don't have the heart to tell him that's the buildings' litter box |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1228 |
This is the last summer we stay in the city. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1229 |
The worst part of owning a human. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1230 |
Fetch a pail of water. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1231 |
We could put sand in his pants. |
1.2593 |
0.12623 |
27 |
23 |
1 |
3 |
1232 |
Should we build an oasis instead of a castle? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
1233 |
He's less trouble than Mrs. Thompson's cat. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1234 |
Now it's considered an "artisan micro-desert." |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1235 |
I used to love summer. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
1236 |
Is this one of those "see your future" moments? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
1237 |
I'd suggest just buying a new contact lens. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1238 |
He's in therapy, trying to regain his childhood. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1239 |
He's taking the hands-on approach too literally. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1240 |
My dad is Method. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1241 |
Thinking inside the box is so underrated. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1242 |
I don't wanna play with him. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1243 |
This might be our most lively sand castle yet. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1244 |
He can't get out of the sand in golf either. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1245 |
Should we set up the sprinkler? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
1246 |
Kindergarten PTSD, really it's a thing! |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1247 |
It looks like Dad confused his medical medication with the catnip again. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
1248 |
They ran out of bonsai trees so he went with the mini desert. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1249 |
Are you seeing this or is this one of those mirages I've heard about? |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
1250 |
My Dad did this once in our backyard sandbox. Now he lives at the Red Roof Inn near the airport. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
1251 |
Let's cut him some slack. He's probably just retired. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1252 |
I'll be out as soon as I find my cat |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
1253 |
I wish he'd go back to the wading pool. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
1254 |
And you thought it was a cat. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
1255 |
So sad, this is where he discovers it's only a mirage |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1256 |
He's looking for his raison d etre. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1257 |
Does he know it's only for cats? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
1258 |
Think he'd mind if we jumped in? |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
1259 |
It must be a case of arrested development. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
1260 |
Poppa, I'm going to ignore, for the moment, the pail, and the shovel, and the sandbox you apparently think is a wasteland, and just point out that you seem to have a sans serif 'S' floating over your head. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
1261 |
He said it's the latest physical fitness craze, Death Valley Crawl. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
1262 |
Can't explore the Gobi on a teacher's pay, dude! |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
1263 |
I don't know what you've been feeding the cat, but we need to get to the vet as soon as possible. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1264 |
Not "contract", "contact." He's upset because he lost a contact. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
1265 |
Whew! He's Lawrence of Arabia, today. Since he's not Felix the Cat, we won't need the shovel and pail, after all. |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
1266 |
It's for my report on the California drought. I believe in hyperrealism. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1267 |
I heard you were never supposed to wake up a Sleep Crawler. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1268 |
He's paid to check for needles. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1269 |
Why don't we just bury him up to the neck. |
1.2593 |
0.08594 |
27 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
1270 |
Now lets see how he reacts to a bucket of dry ice |
1.2593 |
0.11439 |
27 |
22 |
3 |
2 |
1271 |
He also failed "Rithmetic". |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1272 |
Dude!? This is our beach. |
1.2593 |
0.10117 |
27 |
21 |
5 |
1 |
1273 |
Try giving him your juice box. |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
1274 |
Shouldn't we tell Mommy? |
1.2581 |
0.07989 |
31 |
23 |
8 |
0 |
1275 |
I thought desert cross training was just a fad too until my dad replaced my sandbox with a crawlmaster 5000. |
1.2581 |
0.07989 |
31 |
23 |
8 |
0 |
1276 |
Fair's fair. He got here first. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
1277 |
"If we bury a Metro Card, maybe he'll move on to Coney Island". |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
1278 |
By the time he finds the nickel he lost, it will only be worth a penny and a half. |
1.2581 |
0.07989 |
31 |
23 |
8 |
0 |
1279 |
Please tell me that this is just another mirage. |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
1280 |
And here he is, 'Midway on our life's journey.' |
1.2581 |
0.10336 |
31 |
25 |
4 |
2 |
1281 |
It's cat scratch fever. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
1282 |
Just shout "There's a parking space at Trader Joe's!" and the sandbox is ours. |
1.2581 |
0.11329 |
31 |
26 |
2 |
3 |
1283 |
I'd have waited till sundown. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
1284 |
During tax season this is the closest to the shore he ever gets. |
1.2581 |
0.09237 |
31 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
1285 |
I told you it wasn't a good idea to bury Dad's Adult Channel pin number. |
1.2571 |
0.08543 |
35 |
27 |
7 |
1 |
1286 |
Excuse me sir, we reserved this sandbox for this time. |
1.2571 |
0.08543 |
35 |
27 |
7 |
1 |
1287 |
I told you not to invite Lawrence. |
1.2558 |
0.07510 |
43 |
33 |
9 |
1 |
1288 |
He just totally misses the concept of manscaping. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1289 |
He's going for the Guinness World Record for the longest Pub Crawl. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1290 |
Mother says its imperfect, but he does keep the cats out. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1291 |
Johnson never could think outside the box. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1292 |
I guess no man really is an island |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1293 |
He identifies as catwoman , she legally can use this as a litter box . |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1294 |
wine...wine... |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1295 |
Sure he's listening to his inner child, but his adult is so big! |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1296 |
Isn't that his contact lens on the sidewalk? |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1297 |
Your dad is so 'method'. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1298 |
Well, this is as close to the beach as I'm ever going to get. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1299 |
So this is what you meant when you said beach day... |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1300 |
Performance art my ass, I want the sandbox! |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1301 |
The Corporate Litterbox |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1302 |
Trust him, he knows a shortcut. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1303 |
My mom says this is what’s called “imaginative play.” My dad is acting out his search for meaning. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1304 |
Three more days, and he gets the promotion. |
1.2500 |
0.09029 |
24 |
18 |
6 |
0 |
1305 |
I think he's having trouble thinking outside the sandbox. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1306 |
He comes here to practice. He's going to a casting call for a role in a cartoon in The New Yorker. |
1.2500 |
0.14281 |
20 |
17 |
1 |
2 |
1307 |
He asked me how far Malibu was. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1308 |
I remember hiding my lunch money in here. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1309 |
I guess you have to do more than think outside the box. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1310 |
Dad? |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1311 |
I think he's looking for his dignity. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1312 |
Performance art, my ass. He's looking for the Xanax he dropped up here during our playdate yesterday. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1313 |
It's my Ben garden. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1314 |
He says he won't stop until he finds his contact lens. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1315 |
He always wanted his own private beach. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1316 |
It's his annual Passover reenactment. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1317 |
He's always losing his keys. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1318 |
He'd better start thinking outside the box. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1319 |
Show him the oasis. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1320 |
On the internet, nobody cares if you're a cat. But here? It matters .... |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1321 |
He was laid off weeks ago, but by law, they can't physically remove him. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1322 |
I guess we could make him an oasis. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1323 |
Mom said the Condo Board made him get rid of his camel. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1324 |
In a previous life he was Lawrence of Arabia. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1325 |
Are you seeing that too? |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1326 |
Dad Got kicked out of hot yoga for being too dramatic. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1327 |
He's trying to adapt to global warming. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1328 |
Method actor. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1329 |
He still digs his early years. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1330 |
Dad! Can you practice your part for your theater group's play somewhere else? |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1331 |
We should check the pool. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1332 |
He was a terrapin, yesterday. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1333 |
Mr. Drysdale, you said the desert study wouldn't get in the way of recess! |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1334 |
Mr. Martin has a dry sense of humor. |
1.2500 |
0.08980 |
32 |
25 |
6 |
1 |
1335 |
Take Your Dad to Play Day is just wrong. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1336 |
You know there is no coming back when they mistake the sandbox for the litter box. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1337 |
I't's titled 'Man Seeking Lost Youth' |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1338 |
I'd lend a hand BUT he looks Syrian. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1339 |
Oh we must be early, he’s usually only here until the bar next door opens |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1340 |
He's been playing in there for a long time. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1341 |
He said our turn would come after graduate school. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1342 |
Well, he did say he wanted an 'Oasis in the City'. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1343 |
Looks like we got the pick of the litter box again. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1344 |
It's his safe space. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1345 |
Will he figure out New York is just a mirage? |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1346 |
He claims to be the sole surviving investor in 'Ishtar.' |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1347 |
His first choice was a lap pool. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1348 |
I don't want to play "Death Valley" today. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1349 |
Better him than the cat. |
1.2500 |
0.10851 |
24 |
19 |
4 |
1 |
1350 |
Court is in recess. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1351 |
You got to crawl before you can walk! |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1352 |
He really needs to think outside the box. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1353 |
He's taking all the fun out of it for me. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1354 |
Just another old guy trying to navigate the social media of a younger generation. |
1.2500 |
0.12199 |
28 |
24 |
1 |
3 |
1355 |
Dad looks dry, must be time for happy hour. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1356 |
Are we just a mirage? |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1357 |
It's called a "Man Box." |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1358 |
That's what repeating kindergarten eight times will do to you. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1359 |
I hate actors. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1360 |
I heard free range sandboxes are really trending among city dwellers. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1361 |
We should have gotten a puppy. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1362 |
and for a mere $5.2M, you can get this motorized infinity desert installed on your private deck. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1363 |
This is the closest he's gotten all week. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1364 |
You can take a bum off the beach... |
1.2500 |
0.10999 |
32 |
27 |
2 |
3 |
1365 |
Grown-ups have trouble thinking outside the box. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1366 |
The buzzards are here. How much longer for recess? |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1367 |
Early fascination with Lawrence of Arabia. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1368 |
They say he never could think outside the box. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1369 |
Well my father's nervous breakdown is off the charts compared to yours. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1370 |
Dad really needs a vacation! |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1371 |
I wish I had his stamina. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1372 |
He leaves at 3:30 when happy hour starts. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1373 |
I preferred it when the only thing that caused us alarm was the orange tabby. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1374 |
He's training to be in the New Yorker. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1375 |
Should we tell him this is not the little stretch of beach he's worked for all his life? |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1376 |
Can't get past being voted off the island on the next-to-last show. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1377 |
Adults are so dramatic! There's a drinking fountain on the other side of the playground! |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1378 |
Not an other conceptual artist! |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1379 |
You think this really is an episode on SURVIVOR? |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1380 |
It's an installation called 'Lawrence of Bronxville.' |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1381 |
It's so irritating that he is totally unaware that we have the sand box reserved from 3pm to 4pm every Thursday. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1382 |
My dad's humor is quite dry. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1383 |
He's getting in the practice he needs to run for a high office. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1384 |
Hey Mister, that's not the zen box. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1385 |
I call this one, "Journey to the corner office." |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1386 |
He's practicing for his move to southern California |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1387 |
Why does he seek an oasis when there are drinking fountains on every floor? |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1388 |
Who's he calling a mirage? |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1389 |
Bear Grylls, he is not. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1390 |
It's Uncle Biff's day two on the wagon. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1391 |
So much for his hypothesis that it was easier than a haystack. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1392 |
I’d call the authorities, but I don’t want to make waves. |
1.2500 |
0.09237 |
36 |
29 |
5 |
2 |
1393 |
How long do we wait for him not to get there? |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1394 |
Mittens kicked him out of her cat box. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1395 |
He appears every morning but if you try to get closer, he vanishes. " |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1396 |
I blame myself. I asked Dad to read me some Camus at bedtime, and the next day he quit CrossFit and started calling this his infinity sandbox. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1397 |
"I don't care WHAT his Rabbi taught him - I don't think he can keep this up for 40 years". |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1398 |
Of course I'd love it if he'd leave our sandbox, but right now our main concern should be the camel he had with him last week. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
36 |
28 |
7 |
1 |
1399 |
My mom says he's having a midlife water crisis. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1400 |
It's an endless sandbox, the latest in regression therapy exercise. |
1.2500 |
0.08333 |
28 |
21 |
7 |
0 |
1401 |
Maybe he's just rehearsing for an audition in Hot Cat in a Sand Box on a Tin Roof. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1402 |
I saw this once on the nature channel. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1403 |
Just another busted-ass baby boomer looking for his youth. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1404 |
When mom puts him out, dad prefers the cat's box to the dog's house. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1405 |
I'm starting to think you're right. Let's get on the swings. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1406 |
He showed up yesterday asking about water. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1407 |
He's been trying to get to the infinity pool. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1408 |
Third day without water. I suppose we should fill the bucket. |
1.2500 |
0.11061 |
28 |
23 |
3 |
2 |
1409 |
Sweet Jesus, let it just be a furball this time. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1410 |
He says it's more of an existential thirst. |
1.2500 |
0.09793 |
28 |
22 |
5 |
1 |
1411 |
He actually had a pretty nice jungle gym setup before '08. |
1.2500 |
0.12199 |
28 |
24 |
1 |
3 |
1412 |
He's practicing for a desert island Reality TV show. |
1.2424 |
0.09761 |
33 |
27 |
4 |
2 |
1413 |
He's been watching too many Humphrey Bogart movies. |
1.2424 |
0.08737 |
33 |
26 |
6 |
1 |
1414 |
Can you please just go buy some new contact lenses, Dad?!! |
1.2424 |
0.09761 |
33 |
27 |
4 |
2 |
1415 |
I told my dad my school is an intellectual desert. he's trying to relate. |
1.2424 |
0.08737 |
33 |
26 |
6 |
1 |
1416 |
#3 "Human Cigarette Butt in the Sun" |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1417 |
No, if we give him some water, he'll only want to stay. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
1418 |
The struggle is real… |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
1419 |
He won't leave until we bring him Evian. |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
1420 |
We can't, HR told me that's ageism |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1421 |
The cat poop's not a mirage, either. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1422 |
he claims he is Very close to finding that 300 million dollar lottery Ticket. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
1423 |
He's living the metaphor. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1424 |
I don't want a pet cat anymore. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
1425 |
I told him we buried $3 in change. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
1426 |
Dad thinks he may have lost his inner child somewhere around here. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
1427 |
But he still hasn't found what he's looking for. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
1428 |
Careful. He may not be a mirage. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1429 |
How long do you think he has been trapped in there? |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
1430 |
He looks a little deserted |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
1431 |
This looks like a scene right out of a New Yorker cartoon. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1432 |
Poor guy. Apparently he walked before he crawled. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
1433 |
The boss is extremely detail-oriented. Bob misspelled dessert on his lunch order. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
1434 |
He says it's organic and gluten-free. |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
1435 |
There's a water fountain in the building. |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
1436 |
I hear that they rejected his application to be on "Survivor". He hasn't been the same since. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1437 |
Mirage space is at a premium. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1438 |
He seems a bit lost. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1439 |
Hey Mister, the oasis is over on 53rd St. |
1.2414 |
0.08087 |
29 |
22 |
7 |
0 |
1440 |
Another "red wine drinker" that thinks he's in shape. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1441 |
Grown-ups are so overdramatic. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
1442 |
Should we go on the swings instead? |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
1443 |
He's always been prone to exaggeration. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1444 |
It's what happens if you don't move on. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1445 |
My Dad struggles with unstructured play time. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
1446 |
Your dad is truly the worst desert explorer ever. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1447 |
Wait, I thought the cat had it on Thursdays. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
1448 |
Our sandbox is now an endless desert survival spa. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1449 |
GO! GO! You're almost there! |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1450 |
You know what, Dave? I think you should consider therapy. |
1.2414 |
0.09488 |
29 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
1451 |
We suggest you try some out-of-the-box thinking. |
1.2414 |
0.10708 |
29 |
24 |
3 |
2 |
1452 |
It's an Infinity Sand Pit, set to replicate our current electoral process. |
1.2400 |
0.08718 |
25 |
19 |
6 |
0 |
1453 |
He's obviously not thinking outside the box. |
1.2400 |
0.10456 |
25 |
20 |
4 |
1 |
1454 |
He keeps singing that he's from a town called 'Margaritaville' and he's looking for his salt shaker. Some woman with tattoos lost it. |
1.2400 |
0.11944 |
25 |
21 |
2 |
2 |
1455 |
How long has your dad been training for the Sahara marathon? |
1.2400 |
0.11944 |
25 |
21 |
2 |
2 |
1456 |
He's a cat person. |
1.2400 |
0.10456 |
25 |
20 |
4 |
1 |
1457 |
This exhibit is called "California Drought, 2015" |
1.2400 |
0.06101 |
50 |
38 |
12 |
0 |
1458 |
He just doesn't have time for beach weekends since the promotion. |
1.2381 |
0.11761 |
21 |
17 |
3 |
1 |
1459 |
You've heard of quicksand? Well...this is the other kind. |
1.2353 |
0.09496 |
34 |
28 |
4 |
2 |
1460 |
Try stinking outside the box, mister! |
1.2353 |
0.08506 |
34 |
27 |
6 |
1 |
1461 |
He does the whole Zen thing way better than us. |
1.2353 |
0.10392 |
34 |
29 |
2 |
3 |
1462 |
His hypnotist told him he was a cat. |
1.2353 |
0.13638 |
17 |
14 |
2 |
1 |
1463 |
It's the latest military-style workout routine. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
1464 |
So where do the cats go? |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
1465 |
It's the improv comedian from 2B. Whatever you do, don't shout 'cat.' |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
1466 |
One of these years he is sure to pass Sandbox 101. |
1.2333 |
0.10376 |
30 |
25 |
3 |
2 |
1467 |
We can't just leave him high and dry. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
1468 |
Do you think he'll ever get tired of playing lost in the desert? |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
1469 |
He's still looking for the palm tree. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
1470 |
I'm not comfortable playing through. |
1.2333 |
0.09202 |
30 |
24 |
5 |
1 |
1471 |
Introducing feline genetics may have unintended side effects. |
1.2308 |
0.12779 |
26 |
23 |
0 |
3 |
1472 |
I don't know, he said something about looking for water. |
1.2308 |
0.08427 |
26 |
20 |
6 |
0 |
1473 |
He was a lot more fun before he stopped drinking. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1474 |
Has there ever been more of an #NYCpersonproblem than a homeless man in your rooftop sandbox? |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1475 |
Are you sure you asked Dad for a front loader not a freeloader? |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1476 |
Even after all these years, it's still his favorite place to play. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1477 |
He's looking for an oil field. |
1.2308 |
0.12779 |
26 |
23 |
0 |
3 |
1478 |
Once he finds his camel, he'll leave. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1479 |
We need an adult in the sandbox like a fish needs a bicycle. |
1.2308 |
0.08427 |
26 |
20 |
6 |
0 |
1480 |
Did he find his contact lens yet? |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1481 |
Pay attention kids it's called "Performance Art". |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1482 |
The millennials have taken over the neighborhood. |
1.2308 |
0.08427 |
26 |
20 |
6 |
0 |
1483 |
He says he getting in shape to be on "Survivor" |
1.2308 |
0.08427 |
26 |
20 |
6 |
0 |
1484 |
He never did learn to play well in the sandbox. |
1.2308 |
0.08427 |
26 |
20 |
6 |
0 |
1485 |
It's a mirage |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1486 |
I don't think he lives in our building. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1487 |
Should I tell him that "money pit" was just a metaphor? |
1.2308 |
0.08427 |
26 |
20 |
6 |
0 |
1488 |
His youth is just a mirage |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1489 |
He's really taking this new cat litter research to new heights? |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1490 |
Last time he stayed lost until I built him an oasis. |
1.2308 |
0.11513 |
26 |
22 |
2 |
2 |
1491 |
I told you that the Baby-boomers just won't leave the sandbox. |
1.2308 |
0.08427 |
26 |
20 |
6 |
0 |
1492 |
My inner child demands attention. |
1.2308 |
0.11513 |
26 |
22 |
2 |
2 |
1493 |
I say we wait till he drops and bury him. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1494 |
I think they call it 'failure to launch' |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1495 |
It's penance he does for not winning a cartoon caption contest in some magazine. |
1.2308 |
0.11513 |
26 |
22 |
2 |
2 |
1496 |
I guess he's working up a thirst. |
1.2308 |
0.11513 |
26 |
22 |
2 |
2 |
1497 |
Are you sure you want to go back to thinking inside the box? |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1498 |
I distinctly recall the realtor's promise to reserve Tuesdays for our unit!" |
1.2308 |
0.08427 |
26 |
20 |
6 |
0 |
1499 |
Things haven't been the same here since they started having method acting class downstairs. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1500 |
I've lost my marbles! |
1.2308 |
0.11513 |
26 |
22 |
2 |
2 |
1501 |
It started when he sold a cartoon to The New Yorker. |
1.2308 |
0.11513 |
26 |
22 |
2 |
2 |
1502 |
The sands of time have caught up with old Barney |
1.2308 |
0.08427 |
26 |
20 |
6 |
0 |
1503 |
Watch out for the big clumps of sand. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1504 |
But if we're a mirage does that mean we don't get our juice boxes? |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1505 |
He still has 10 more years of wandering before it's our turn. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1506 |
The rule is: Adults Only - after 9PM. |
1.2308 |
0.08427 |
26 |
20 |
6 |
0 |
1507 |
And here we have the modern day stay-at-home dad. |
1.2308 |
0.11513 |
26 |
22 |
2 |
2 |
1508 |
That reminds me; we booked you in 'coach' to your meeting on Thursday. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1509 |
If you build it, they will crawl. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1510 |
He has trouble seeing the big picture. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1511 |
Maybe he'll leave if we tell him there's a water cooler in the lobby. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1512 |
Why do adults always sweat the small stuff? |
1.2308 |
0.08427 |
26 |
20 |
6 |
0 |
1513 |
I understand he's working on a sequel to "Lawrence of Arabia." |
1.2308 |
0.11513 |
26 |
22 |
2 |
2 |
1514 |
Mom says he's an artist. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1515 |
Age discrimination can be a good thing. |
1.2308 |
0.11513 |
26 |
22 |
2 |
2 |
1516 |
He knows Manhattan isn't a desert island, right? |
1.2308 |
0.11513 |
26 |
22 |
2 |
2 |
1517 |
It's the neighborhood's first infinite sand box. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1518 |
Should we call animal control? |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1519 |
Adults. They just can't think outside the sandbox. |
1.2308 |
0.11513 |
26 |
22 |
2 |
2 |
1520 |
Raymond always seems to find the worst in everything. |
1.2308 |
0.10088 |
26 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
1521 |
He claims that he is, "Catman." |
1.2286 |
0.08287 |
35 |
28 |
6 |
1 |
1522 |
if things go as planned , that's where I hope to be in thirty years |
1.2273 |
0.11266 |
22 |
18 |
3 |
1 |
1523 |
And this piece is called 'Matt on a Hot Tin Roof.' " |
1.2273 |
0.11266 |
22 |
18 |
3 |
1 |
1524 |
I heard that he was voted off Survivor in the first episode. |
1.2273 |
0.09145 |
22 |
17 |
5 |
0 |
1525 |
This is our newest intern, Doug. |
1.2273 |
0.11266 |
22 |
18 |
3 |
1 |
1526 |
I hear they call him Lawrence of the Bronx. |
1.2273 |
0.13046 |
22 |
19 |
1 |
2 |
1527 |
Should we tell him his pants are on backwards? |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
1528 |
We should tell him the oasis is in the next sand box over. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
1529 |
Great motivation to do all my homework. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
1530 |
This is the latest thing since waterboarding: we make them believe they are in the desert with NO water. We call it waterhoarding. |
1.2258 |
0.08932 |
31 |
25 |
5 |
1 |
1531 |
kids...I'm gonna need a few more minutes in here. I know my sanity is under here somewhere! |
1.2258 |
0.10064 |
31 |
26 |
3 |
2 |
1532 |
He really needs to grow up. |
1.2258 |
0.10064 |
31 |
26 |
3 |
2 |
1533 |
When he finds water, should we tell him about the cat? |
1.2250 |
0.08388 |
40 |
33 |
5 |
2 |
1534 |
It works out perfectly, Amanda. The homeless need a place to defecate, and I have a need to pick up human feces with my flyswatter. |
1.2222 |
0.12924 |
18 |
15 |
2 |
1 |
1535 |
Is this the same guy who was hogging it last week? |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1536 |
Back with more thinking inside a box after this... |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1537 |
Believe me dad, right now I wish I was just a mirage. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1538 |
Does your uncle still have that pet vulture ? |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1539 |
He's been hired to star in the remake of Ishtar. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1540 |
Screw those kids. I own the building. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1541 |
Uh oh, I think Daddy's been watching 'Ishtar' again. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1542 |
Of course he doesn't play with others. He's a congressman. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1543 |
We may be here awhile - he keeps losing count. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1544 |
I think he's training for "desert survivor." |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1545 |
You're right. I suppose cats would be worse. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1546 |
Guy in 14C. He binge-watches castaway movies. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1547 |
Says he lost his phone. Can't get out without GPS. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1548 |
He's our first rooftop crop. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1549 |
We don't want to play deserted island again, Louis. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1550 |
Dad, we played 'stranded in the desert' the past two days. Can we play something else now? |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1551 |
Thinking outside the box has never been his strong point. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1552 |
He's reliving that desert experience. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1553 |
Should we tell him there's lead in the water? |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1554 |
Definitely some separation issues still exist |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1555 |
It's just my dad. He's a performance artist. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1556 |
Past life regression's convinced him he's a French legionnaire. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1557 |
Maybe next time he'll think twice about taking someone's clearly labeled yogurt. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1558 |
Maybe I don't want to be a teacher when I grow up. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1559 |
He never should have tried to cross without a juice box. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1560 |
My dad is working on a new kind of hot yoga. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1561 |
I sure hope he know the difference between a sandbox and a litter box. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1562 |
Dad believes he's invented the bikram yoga version of the endless lap pool. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1563 |
We've been out-imaginationed by a grownup. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1564 |
We have to wait for him to finish his business, then we can play in the sandbox. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1565 |
How long WERE you in timeout? |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1566 |
It's like a treadmill. But with sand. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1567 |
I hope he finds his mind. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1568 |
I'm over the whole repurposing thing. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1569 |
Should we tell him that we found a contact lens there yesterday or just enjoy watching him? |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1570 |
Trust me, fracking is no longer glamorous |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1571 |
He's supposedly one of the top sand artists in the country although I have my doubts. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1572 |
Next week we'll mountain climb on the HVAC unit. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1573 |
I hope this isn't going to be like when that cat was living here. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1574 |
Renting our sand box was a great idea. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1575 |
Preparing for the apocalypse is a very personal thing. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1576 |
He calls it his sad box. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1577 |
And you thought that camel last week was strange. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1578 |
We're trying ashtray aversion therapy to cure his smoking habit. If that doesn't work, we'll show him photos of Bette Davis at eighty. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1579 |
He just doesn't understand sandboxes. |
1.2222 |
0.08078 |
36 |
29 |
6 |
1 |
1580 |
I think our Crossing the Border Simulation will be sure to speak to Trump supporters. |
1.2222 |
0.12327 |
27 |
24 |
0 |
3 |
1581 |
Mom insists this is healthier for us than computer games. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1582 |
He's from the method acting school next door. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1583 |
Meow. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1584 |
Catman is always like this the week before Comic Con. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1585 |
Fast learner. He may be ready to lose all hope in a real desert as soon as next week. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1586 |
Oh that's just my imaginary friend the English Patient |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1587 |
Welcome to the world of the one percent. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1588 |
I call it 'Soul of Wall Street.' |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1589 |
My dads been watching global warming preparedness videos on YouTube. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1590 |
He's calling it the Crusoe diet. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1591 |
He said his life is like a cartoon, and he's not getting out till he's captioned. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1592 |
Looks like we may need to repurpose our pail and shovel. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1593 |
He said something about doing the last thing on his bucket list. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1594 |
Maybe he'll get the idea if we switch to another brand of litter. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1595 |
Living around theatre people is exhausting. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1596 |
Kind of regretting taking Dad to a buffet, yesterday. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1597 |
I call it 'Adulthood.' |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1598 |
Littering: the punishment fits the crime. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1599 |
Say what you want but I think his art has taken on a new level of pertinence. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1600 |
Why, thank you! It took all day and $50 to complete; I call it "A Realist's Surrealist's Life in the Age of Global Warming". |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1601 |
Feel the Bern! |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1602 |
Is this our future? |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1603 |
Any desert is sprawling, if you remain stationary |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1604 |
For those clients who cannot swim, we offer the Endless Desert option. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1605 |
Word is, he didn't graduate pre-school. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1606 |
Your son's really advanced for a 2 year old. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1607 |
If you build it, they will come. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1608 |
He keeps saying, 'Vodka Tonic, Vodka Tonic.' Any idea what that is? |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1609 |
Not sure just water is going to do it. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1610 |
First the cats were wrecking my fun and now this. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1611 |
My parents decided that I should learn about empathy for the downtrodden, so they hired a performance artist. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1612 |
He's lost without the metal detector. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1613 |
My dad is trying to give up smoking so I hid his cigarettes in my sandbox. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1614 |
He always takes so long to decide where to go. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1615 |
After seeing 'Lawrence of Arabia,' he was never quite the same. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1616 |
He's getting in shape for his trip to Death Valley. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1617 |
Incentives make filming within the city a good deal. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1618 |
Bad behavior or performance art? |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1619 |
He's not going to....... Oh no, please! Not in our sandbox! |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1620 |
It's a dramatic reenactment of the day his student loans were paid off. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1621 |
It's our " Roofhampton " amenity. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1622 |
He left a dead mouse on the teeter-totter. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1623 |
We need to start thinking outside the box. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1624 |
I hate when Dad loses his keys. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1625 |
Go tell Mom that Dad lost his contacts again. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1626 |
We should build a wall. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1627 |
Dad calls this performance art, and I'm supposed to play the vulture. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1628 |
Can't he just shake a cup with a few coins in it like the other guys do? |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1629 |
It's Daniel Day-Lewis preparing for a new role. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1630 |
He's having the illusion of fun. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1631 |
I told you we should build a road. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1632 |
How come when we stared at the cute girl in the hot tub she got right out? |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1633 |
I told you these gender-neutral-human-litter-boxes would be a hit...... |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1634 |
Well, it looks like hot yoga has run over again. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1635 |
Every habitat has its unique flora and fauna. |
1.2222 |
0.12327 |
27 |
24 |
0 |
3 |
1636 |
Maybe this is a game we don't want to start playing. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1637 |
Dad, you know that this could make for a really embarrassing obituary. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1638 |
We should probably stop letting Mitsy poop in there. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1639 |
He keeps getting lost. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1640 |
Proving yet again,'if you build it, he will come.' |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1641 |
Scrap the castle. I guess we're building an oasis. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1642 |
Dad does tend to be over dramatic |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1643 |
I wonder if he knows it's an urban community cat box |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1644 |
Obviously a portal through time and space... got sunscreen? |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1645 |
Dad, can we go home now? |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1646 |
So this is what happens when you think inside the box for too long? |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1647 |
Coals were to much for him. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1648 |
Sir. We appreciate your predicament, but please don't pee in our box. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1649 |
Father was not kidding when he said we were moving to a building he considered an "oasis" right in the heart of Manhattan. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1650 |
This was so much easier when we just had a cat. |
1.2222 |
0.12327 |
27 |
24 |
0 |
3 |
1651 |
The water tank is not a mirage. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1652 |
He's been like this ever since Lawrence of Arabia. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1653 |
He’s been like this since mom put a padlock on the liquor cabinet. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1654 |
I've always liked Career Day. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1655 |
I've already suggested that he think outside the box. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1656 |
Mom says he never did learn to think outside the box. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1657 |
My father said that he needs to get inside the box to think outside the box. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1658 |
My mom says he has an overactive imagination. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1659 |
I think he's about done. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1660 |
Here we go. Another 'method' actor. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1661 |
Don't you hate open house night at school. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1662 |
It's named 'Lost Childhood', but honestly, I just don't get Performance Art. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1663 |
That vagrant completely destroyed our sandscape! |
1.2222 |
0.12327 |
27 |
24 |
0 |
3 |
1664 |
In his most difficult challenge yet, David Blaine goes thirty days without his smart phone. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1665 |
He's one of the biggest players on Wall Street. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1666 |
Enough already! Let's tell him about Uber. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1667 |
This piece demonstrates how playtime has become a nightmare and should be banned from schools forever. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1668 |
'Looks like there's a scheduling conflict." |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1669 |
It's called 'Crossfit.' |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1670 |
Dad never could think outside the box. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1671 |
Dad is taking 'Dry January' a bit too far. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1672 |
He's been like this since Kobe retired. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1673 |
It used to be a concrete "jungle". |
1.2222 |
0.09007 |
36 |
30 |
4 |
2 |
1674 |
I need a juice box and a copy of Dune, stat. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1675 |
Mom says I should play outside more. I'm not sure I agree. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1676 |
Amenities don't include pool or beach but we do have sand and free use of the shovel. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1677 |
This has to be the worst 4 seconds of my life. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1678 |
It's the newest rage - 'ship wrecked on a desert island' yoga. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1679 |
I hope he makes it out soon. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1680 |
I don't want to hold the shovel. |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1681 |
See! they never think outside the box |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1682 |
And I was worried about cats using this sand box. |
1.2222 |
0.11111 |
27 |
23 |
2 |
2 |
1683 |
He's on a pace to break his personal best. |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1684 |
This is the last time I'm cleaning dad's litterbox |
1.2222 |
0.08153 |
27 |
21 |
6 |
0 |
1685 |
He's auditioning for "Cat in a Litterbox on a Hot Tin Roof". |
1.2222 |
0.09745 |
27 |
22 |
4 |
1 |
1686 |
He'll never find that contact lens. |
1.2188 |
0.08677 |
32 |
26 |
5 |
1 |
1687 |
Buzz off, it's my staycation. |
1.2188 |
0.08677 |
32 |
26 |
5 |
1 |
1688 |
And here we have the performance art piece "All my assets were in Lehman stock" |
1.2188 |
0.07425 |
32 |
25 |
7 |
0 |
1689 |
Shouldn't be long, I'll start digging now. |
1.2174 |
0.10810 |
23 |
19 |
3 |
1 |
1690 |
Hey Mister. It's our turn. |
1.2174 |
0.10810 |
23 |
19 |
3 |
1 |
1691 |
Billy's been hogging this thing for years. |
1.2174 |
0.10810 |
23 |
19 |
3 |
1 |
1692 |
He just moved in. |
1.2174 |
0.10810 |
23 |
19 |
3 |
1 |
1693 |
He says he's looking for a contact lens, but I think it's his misspent youth. |
1.2174 |
0.10810 |
23 |
19 |
3 |
1 |
1694 |
Paul. . .Ryan. . . |
1.2174 |
0.10810 |
23 |
19 |
3 |
1 |
1695 |
I think he's looking for a needle. |
1.2174 |
0.10810 |
23 |
19 |
3 |
1 |
1696 |
He's almost done. He's down to counting his last million grains of sand. |
1.2174 |
0.08794 |
23 |
18 |
5 |
0 |
1697 |
The only thing worse than cats using your sandbox are performance artists. |
1.2174 |
0.08794 |
23 |
18 |
5 |
0 |
1698 |
If we just wait it out, the Angel of Death will take him. |
1.2174 |
0.10810 |
23 |
19 |
3 |
1 |
1699 |
At one inch an hour he should make it by tomorrow. |
1.2174 |
0.12505 |
23 |
20 |
1 |
2 |
1700 |
And I thought we were getting too old to play in the sandbox. |
1.2162 |
0.09598 |
37 |
32 |
2 |
3 |
1701 |
Adults seem to forget how hard it is to toil away in the sandbox all day, but someone's got to do it. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1702 |
I heard his wife told him to go pound sand. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
1703 |
You were right. No shoes allowed. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
1704 |
Ya,he thinks he's cat woman and has to go to the bathroom. |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
1705 |
Think he'll die soon? |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1706 |
Higby hasn't been quite right since we went to mouse-less, touch screens. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1707 |
When he asked for a hot time in the old town tonight, this is the best we could think of. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1708 |
He says he needs a drink? I don't think so. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1709 |
The mirage is extra. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1710 |
My dad says work is like this. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1711 |
7 days without water, he's amazing! |
1.2143 |
0.08713 |
42 |
36 |
3 |
3 |
1712 |
My dad watches him on TV. He's a stock picker. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1713 |
He's a member of the Republican establishment. |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
1714 |
Just another mid life crisis. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1715 |
He's half-cat on his mother's side. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
1716 |
I'm not sure what he's after, but he's sure got grit! |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1717 |
Trust me, I do this all the time. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1718 |
I hate method actors. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1719 |
Maybe the cat will show Dad how to use the litter box. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1720 |
Once you've collected enough sweat and tears, I'll bring you the *other* bucket. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1721 |
This performance piece is called "Looking for Reasonable Rent". |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1722 |
Mr Wilkins just hasn't been the same since be broke up with Cat Girl. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
1723 |
Pei it forward, kids. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1724 |
No Sis, he did not wash a-shore from a shipwreck. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
1725 |
Perhaps we're all a mirage. |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
1726 |
He's a performance artist... whatever the hell that is. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1727 |
The newest exercise trend: Perpetual Desert. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1728 |
I hate it when Mr. Smithers gets here first! |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
1729 |
Most days he's just my dad. Today he's my dad __and__ my science project. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
1730 |
Cats the musical, deleted scenes. |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
1731 |
He's here every day rehearsing for that survivor show. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1732 |
When is the Mayor going to rid our parks and playgrounds of Method Actors? |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
1733 |
He's suing the co-op board, as they had promised the new sandbox would be Olympic-sized. |
1.2143 |
0.07897 |
28 |
22 |
6 |
0 |
1734 |
Stan falls prostrate after learning he's been voted off the island. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1735 |
Mom just said nobody's too old for the sandbox. |
1.2143 |
0.07258 |
42 |
34 |
7 |
1 |
1736 |
The Metropolitan Vacation Simulator: experience the getaway you will never have. |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1737 |
Sometimes he thinks he's a cat. |
1.2143 |
0.10736 |
28 |
24 |
2 |
2 |
1738 |
You still think the class should adopt a hermit crab? |
1.2143 |
0.09424 |
28 |
23 |
4 |
1 |
1739 |
His therapist told him to locate his inner child. |
1.2121 |
0.07227 |
33 |
26 |
7 |
0 |
1740 |
Get out of the sandbox, Gary. We have a meeting in the playpen in 10. |
1.2121 |
0.08436 |
33 |
27 |
5 |
1 |
1741 |
It's a game my dad and I play. We call it "The Climate Denier". |
1.2105 |
0.09609 |
19 |
15 |
4 |
0 |
1742 |
wow, a desert treadmill.. |
1.2105 |
0.07691 |
38 |
31 |
6 |
1 |
1743 |
You know that they haven't changed the sand yet this year, right? |
1.2083 |
0.12007 |
24 |
21 |
1 |
2 |
1744 |
I went out and got a peasant for our castle. |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1745 |
Same guy at the kiddie pool yesterday - I can't begin to tell you... |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1746 |
Drink outside the box. |
1.2083 |
0.12007 |
24 |
21 |
1 |
2 |
1747 |
The starving sand artist is back. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1748 |
He once worked in Silica Valley. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1749 |
How long do you think he's been stranded on that island? |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1750 |
Oh dear... he's doing his Lawrence of Arabia impersonation again. |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1751 |
To heck with sandbox rules--I say we kick him out for his own good! |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1752 |
I've learned it's wiser not to contradict my father's fantasies. |
1.2083 |
0.12007 |
24 |
21 |
1 |
2 |
1753 |
Do you think we'll have enough sand to bury him? |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1754 |
He keeps crying, "I'm SO sorry, Wilson..." |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1755 |
Clearly, we all need to practice our "out of the box" thinking skills. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1756 |
Obviously, he is not from our school----look at his school uniform! |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1757 |
I hope he doesn't think this is a litter box! |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1758 |
Just 5 more minutes. |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1759 |
Come on Tommy! Mrs. Carlson said we could have our turn like 15 years ago! |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1760 |
It's tough to see an old actor like Hanks trying to recapture his Glory days. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1761 |
This guy's been hogging the sandbox for way too long. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1762 |
Look Dawn. It's a new fossil to add to the collection. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1763 |
Looks like Lawrence from accounting thinks he's Lawrence of Arabia |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1764 |
Maybe next time we should try to think outside the box. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1765 |
I think the teacher is ready for spring break. |
1.2083 |
0.12007 |
24 |
21 |
1 |
2 |
1766 |
Exquisite form, but that attitude is not doing #6 any favors. |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1767 |
At least he left his shirt on this time. |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1768 |
Kids, you will understand when you grow up. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1769 |
I think he Feels the Bern. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1770 |
His boss told him to get lost, but he's out of vacation days. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1771 |
Thanks to him, I no longer worry about my lack of imagination. |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1772 |
He's a model for cartoonists. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1773 |
10 years later and he's still looking for Wilson. |
1.2083 |
0.12007 |
24 |
21 |
1 |
2 |
1774 |
Textbook post-traumatic sandbox disorder. |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1775 |
He's been that way ever since they canceled Jersey Shore. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1776 |
He's training for the race against climate change. |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1777 |
My wife is allergic to dogs so we got him. |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1778 |
Dad misses the real challenges of life in Arizona. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1779 |
Isn't it exciting watching the boss relieve himself of tension in the executive sandbox? I even brought my own spade along for the bailout. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1780 |
Tell me again why we volunteered to keep the sandbox clean. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1781 |
Water... water... |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1782 |
This is the perfect example of why I'm propelled to pursue my interest in evolutionary psychology. |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1783 |
we don't want to be around when he finds that contact lens |
1.2083 |
0.12007 |
24 |
21 |
1 |
2 |
1784 |
He said he lost his shell company |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1785 |
Is there an app for that? |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1786 |
Ever since the new version of Lawrence of Arabia was announced, this place has been lousy with method actors. |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1787 |
You know these "method" actors. He heard there were to have auditions for the "Laurence of Arabia" prequel. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1788 |
He looks a little old to play in the sandbox. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1789 |
We found him on the Capitol Lawn. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1790 |
In tonight's episode of "Survivor: Law Firms," the contestants start losing their minds after working another 70-hour week. |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1791 |
i hope he doesn't have diarrhea this time |
1.2083 |
0.10389 |
24 |
20 |
3 |
1 |
1792 |
Reality TV has now officially sunk to a new low. |
1.2083 |
0.08468 |
24 |
19 |
5 |
0 |
1793 |
The kids wait their turn as Andy looks for his lost shaker of salt. |
1.2075 |
0.07308 |
53 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
1794 |
He's not exactly the dream I asked Mr. Sandman for. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
1795 |
What do you say..., give me my soul back and we call it even? |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
1796 |
I heard he doesn't play nice. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
1797 |
He's a true believer in global warming and he's practicing for it. |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
1798 |
I told him days ago it's our turn. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
1799 |
He began to worry that his audience wasn't sophisticated enough to understand his performance art. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
1800 |
he never got over losing a contact lens on the beach |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
1801 |
I'm not sure whether we need a watering can or an I.V. |
1.2069 |
0.07655 |
29 |
23 |
6 |
0 |
1802 |
The co-op board only allows Lost in the Desert play weekdays between 9am and 5pm. |
1.2069 |
0.09123 |
29 |
24 |
4 |
1 |
1803 |
Do you think he's a late Bloomer? |
1.2059 |
0.08208 |
34 |
28 |
5 |
1 |
1804 |
The mind is a terrible thing to waste. |
1.2059 |
0.09230 |
34 |
29 |
3 |
2 |
1805 |
He prefers to be called an "independent." |
1.2059 |
0.08208 |
34 |
28 |
5 |
1 |
1806 |
I'll call the clinic and see if hitting "sand bottom" counts. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1807 |
Overcoming feline delusions can be particularly difficult unless the litter box is removed. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1808 |
This live art exhibit is a new self portrait in the starving artist category.. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1809 |
He swears his geo-cache led him here... |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1810 |
At least he's box-trained... |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1811 |
It hasn't been the same since gentrification. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1812 |
He keeps saying something about finding his lost youth. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1813 |
To the insanely persistent go the spoils. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1814 |
So do we build the Promised Land before or after Moses crosses the desert? |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1815 |
He told me he was a method cartoonist. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1816 |
I guess he misses life in L.A.! |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1817 |
I'll dig the grave, but no sharesies on the wallet. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1818 |
Don't you think dad's gone a little too far to prove his point about global warming? |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1819 |
Looks like he's been here awhile, let's find another sandbox! |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1820 |
He really believes that play teaches a person how to work. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1821 |
He's doing the Upper-West-Side-Desert-Crawler Workout, followed by an hour in the Jacuzzi. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1822 |
He's with the French Foreign Legion. |
1.2000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
22 |
1 |
2 |
1823 |
Don't you just hate it when dad loses his car keys? |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1824 |
Searching for inner child |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1825 |
Maybe he's Bernie Sanders. |
1.2000 |
0.14475 |
15 |
13 |
1 |
1 |
1826 |
"No more video games. Fresh air, " she said. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1827 |
Looks like we may get to bury someone today! |
1.2000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
22 |
1 |
2 |
1828 |
It's fun to play in the sandbox - just don't dig very deep! |
1.2000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
22 |
1 |
2 |
1829 |
Wait for the laugh. It's really quicksand. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1830 |
He says he's training for the Sahara Marathon. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1831 |
I don't get it, my lawyer said it would safe on Panamanian soil |
1.2000 |
0.11698 |
20 |
17 |
2 |
1 |
1832 |
"Go play outside and quit warping your mind." Yeah, right. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1833 |
Lost his contact. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1834 |
He still refuses to think outside our box |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1835 |
Performance art is two to three. This hour is for open sand. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1836 |
I call it "Man Or Mirage". |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1837 |
Maybe we should build him a rooftop oasis. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1838 |
How do you tell your dad he's not welcome in your sandbox? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1839 |
He didn't go to a very good kindergarten. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1840 |
Thought he'd be outside the box by now. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1841 |
Dude, I know your dad's upset but, three days looking for a contact lens is just ridonculous! |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1842 |
I know my dignity is up here somewhere. |
1.2000 |
0.06816 |
45 |
37 |
7 |
1 |
1843 |
I guess it's better then finding a cat in our sandbox. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1844 |
Hailed best installation artist of 2016 this piece is titled "lost contact lens" |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1845 |
Damn, chiropractor! |
1.2000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
22 |
1 |
2 |
1846 |
I'll take him over Mrs. Dickerson's cat any day. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1847 |
At first, I thought it was funny... but now I'm kind of starting to wonder if we only exist inside his mirage. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1848 |
Hey buddy, take your perpetual adolescence elsewhere - we have a castle to build |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1849 |
Next thing you know they will want our coloring books |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1850 |
You'll see why we brought the pail and spade in a minute. He thinks he's a cat. |
1.2000 |
0.11698 |
20 |
17 |
2 |
1 |
1851 |
He's an experiential learner. Now he'll remember that desert has only one "s". |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1852 |
It's sort of like a resistence pool for people who like the desert.... |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1853 |
He's suffering Frustrated Beach Syndrome |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1854 |
Must be an urban sandman. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1855 |
Rehearsals for the playlot version of Lawrence of Arabia were not going well. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1856 |
Adult lap time's over in five minutes. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1857 |
Sheesh, this guy really doesn't want to share. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1858 |
Adults take things way too seriously. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1859 |
Looks like another endless sandbox workout. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1860 |
This is the not the solution to the ultimate problem that this building needs another bathroom. |
1.2000 |
0.09177 |
20 |
16 |
4 |
0 |
1861 |
If he thinks he's a cat, we will have to play somewhere else. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1862 |
His infinity pool workout just hasn't been the same since we moved to California. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1863 |
He doesn't play well in any sandbox |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1864 |
Pass the pail, I got this one. We have cats |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1865 |
Sandbox mirage, he thinks he can see his childhood hopes and dreams fulfilled. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1866 |
New York's latest fitness craze: SandStraggle |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1867 |
Not again! It's the New Yorker cartoonist who lives downstairs. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1868 |
Did we forget to water yesterday? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1869 |
''You tell him his therapy session is over.'' |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1870 |
He's why I'm not allowed to wear contacts. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1871 |
We better tell Mr. Bickley that "Wilson" is on the playground for recess? |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1872 |
He thinks he lost his Camels. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1873 |
He's been doing laps all morning. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1874 |
Think mom will want him to take a bath tonight |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1875 |
Mom says it's something to do with his spirit guide |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1876 |
Can you tell your dad to stop reenacting 'Cast Away'? |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1877 |
He said last week that he found his ring. But I think he found his calling. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1878 |
Rough night for the sandman. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1879 |
He's been acting strange lately; He thinks that we're all part of a mirage. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1880 |
He knows where the water is. |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1881 |
Who does he think he is, Moses? |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1882 |
It’s a microclimate thing. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1883 |
He's been at it for 3 hours now, and I don't have the heart to tell him that I already found his dignity. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1884 |
It's not a cliche; he says he's doing it ironically. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1885 |
If you build it, he will come, indeed. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1886 |
He's looking for the oasis. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1887 |
Whenever he drinks a lot, he thinks he's a kitty and there goes our sandbox. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1888 |
I'm not sure . . . He calls it the "desert diet". |
1.2000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
22 |
1 |
2 |
1889 |
Looks like Gregory finally got his Infinite Desert installed. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1890 |
He's found a 'road less traveled.' . |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1891 |
You should see his act when we go to the pool. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1892 |
We finally got him trained to use the sandbox. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1893 |
This is what tv shows are really like when zoomed out. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1894 |
I call it "'Funk'-Shui". |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1895 |
The executive training program really teaches them to conserve resources. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1896 |
I heard you can't graduate from daycare without first thinking outside the box. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1897 |
Forget the sandcastle. Time to set up the lemonade stand. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1898 |
''See - that's what looking for your lost childhood looks..." |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1899 |
We should give him a flare gun. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1900 |
At least it's not another story about "walking in the snow... up hill... both ways." |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1901 |
You can take a boy out of the beach, but you can’t take the beach out of a boy! |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1902 |
He's a Republican strategist in the vast wasteland created by Obama. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1903 |
That's what happens when you major in economics and environmental science. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1904 |
He's an editor for New Yorker magazine. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1905 |
Another successful field test! Notice how our underarm anti-perspirant is working. |
1.2000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
22 |
1 |
2 |
1906 |
Frank prefers to work on his inner child alfresco. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1907 |
My mother calls this Sandbox Syndrome. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1908 |
Do you think this means I can have his iPhone? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1909 |
Cat in Litterbox pose |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1910 |
I hope the mirage is worth it |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1911 |
I guess it's true...when you grow up you forget how to play. |
1.2000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
22 |
1 |
2 |
1912 |
Schrodinger's cat-box. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1913 |
He won't let any of us play ever since his damned pacifier disappeared! |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1914 |
He's practicing for the Board of Directors meeting next week. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1915 |
Too much sun really does make you age. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1916 |
"I guess he hasn't found it yet". |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1917 |
I don't think he is shovel ready |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1918 |
Some see a world in a grain of sand: others, not so much. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1919 |
Auditions for 'The End of the Trail' are next Tuesday. |
1.2000 |
0.07428 |
30 |
24 |
6 |
0 |
1920 |
Huh, I think he's trying to rediscover his inner child ...he just can't find it. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1921 |
I wish my dad would get over his play-with-your-kid phase. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1922 |
He appears to be a half-empty kind of guy. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1923 |
Actually watching paint dry is a lot more interesting. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1924 |
We should probably find the hypnotist's number. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1925 |
He has it flown in from Anguilla, each grain triple carbon-filtered for purity and then infused with hints of fecal matter from the Hudson River. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1926 |
He'd never make it at P.S. 14. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1927 |
Dad says he's in training for a later cartoon involving a mirage of some kind. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1928 |
Mister, even I know that's not a haystack. |
1.2000 |
0.09177 |
20 |
16 |
4 |
0 |
1929 |
The guy's just no fun anymore. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1930 |
It's an Infinity sandbox. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1931 |
We need to get you home and cleaned up now. Sometimes...I feel like I'm the father. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1932 |
This Living Art business is getting old. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1933 |
Dad got fired and has to start all over. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1934 |
Dad's working to invent a gender neutral bathroom for cats. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1935 |
I wish he'd start thinking outside the box. |
1.2000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
22 |
1 |
2 |
1936 |
Grandpa keeps reliving his WW11 beach landing |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1937 |
... just can't get dad to think outside the box. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1938 |
Let him have his moment. Apparently, his son was denied admission to the preschool here. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1939 |
Look at that turkey on the sand which's there. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1940 |
The endless pool wasn't a bad idea, but this...? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1941 |
I just can't get used to "living sculpture", but I'm glad this one is plein aire. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1942 |
His regression therapy is really starting to work. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1943 |
He lost his virginity in that sandbox. |
1.2000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
22 |
1 |
2 |
1944 |
Dad still can't get over his Human Litter Box idea not getting picked for Shark Tank |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1945 |
He says we can have it next after he finds his camel. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1946 |
I hope I don't grow up to be like that one day. |
1.2000 |
0.11698 |
20 |
17 |
2 |
1 |
1947 |
This was my science project, but now I lease it to my friends to torment their fathers. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1948 |
Steve spends every lunch hour searching for remnants of his youth. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1949 |
Oh him? He keeps the cats out. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1950 |
He is taking longer than his turn. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1951 |
Should we tell him it's a litter box and that we weren't digging for gold? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1952 |
I wish he'd go back to his Google playpen and leave our sandbox alone. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1953 |
OK, I'm telling Mommy. He didn't want my juice box, and he thinks neither of us are real. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1954 |
Once you've served in the French Foreign Legion, it's in your blood. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1955 |
Daddy, may I have my lucky penny back now? |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
1956 |
When should we tell him it's a mirage? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1957 |
You said your Dad's a method actor? |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1958 |
Uh, sir. Sir! Sandbox rules require a shower before and after entrance. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1959 |
He told me that he's rehearsing for one of those New Yorker 'guy lost in the desert' cartoons. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1960 |
As you can see, people are thinking up innovative ways to avoid the beach traffic. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1961 |
The 'Lawrence of Arabia 2' budget was tight |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1962 |
Well, it is the best place to look for loose change. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1963 |
He lost his glasses at the beach last week. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1964 |
I'd ask him to give me a turn, but I don't think I have that level of commitment. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1965 |
Relax, we're just a mirage. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1966 |
He can't afford to vacation in the desert this year. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1967 |
Looking for Trump's international policy. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1968 |
You will start out here--as a part of training, we ask every employee to spend one week thinking inside the box. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1969 |
That's what we have to look forward to. You never escape middle school. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1970 |
Dad read Proust last night. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1971 |
Good job Tommy ! |
1.2000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
22 |
1 |
2 |
1972 |
Things have gotten really weird ever since Chipotle started offering organic LSD as a topping. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1973 |
Do you think he'll be ready for the Sahara by Monday? |
1.2000 |
0.09177 |
20 |
16 |
4 |
0 |
1974 |
Left my charger at home. |
1.2000 |
0.11547 |
25 |
22 |
1 |
2 |
1975 |
He's auditioning for the movie 'Sahara.' |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1976 |
This sandbox must be bigger than it looks from the outside. |
1.2000 |
0.10000 |
25 |
21 |
3 |
1 |
1977 |
He's in training for a reality show. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1978 |
All we need to know we learn in kindergarten… but the sandbox seems to get much tougher later. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
25 |
20 |
5 |
0 |
1979 |
Everyone knew he was unelectable. |
1.1935 |
0.08575 |
31 |
26 |
4 |
1 |
1980 |
He just moved from Arizona here to New York City. He says he does this when he gets home sick. |
1.1935 |
0.07213 |
31 |
25 |
6 |
0 |
1981 |
Meet Chad. He claims he's the swing-vote among the Arizona Super-Delegates... |
1.1935 |
0.07213 |
31 |
25 |
6 |
0 |
1982 |
Our access to the box is restricted on a timeshare basis. |
1.1935 |
0.07213 |
31 |
25 |
6 |
0 |
1983 |
So it's true...the myth of the boy whose mother forgot to collect him in 1989. |
1.1935 |
0.07213 |
31 |
25 |
6 |
0 |
1984 |
Hope it's the high end clumping litter! |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
1985 |
This is our studio sandbox, beautiful view of downtown, and a steal at 2400 a month with first and last plus HOA fee. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
1986 |
A complete misunderstanding of exfoliate. |
1.1923 |
0.11121 |
26 |
23 |
1 |
2 |
1987 |
It's a Human Resource motivational exercise. |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
1988 |
My dad REALLY misses Malibu. |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
1989 |
Ironic, perhaps, but wouldn’t a bucket and shovel compromise the integrity of his message? |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
1990 |
Yesterday he told us he actually preferred a desert climate. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
1991 |
Why is he staring at the pool like it's not really there? |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
1992 |
Universal Pre-K |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
1993 |
I don't understand grown-up exercise fads. |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
1994 |
He's prepping for the Death Valley Fun Run. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
1995 |
Come on, Dad! Our turn! |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
1996 |
If his hallucinations don't include a finish line, he's apt to be there the rest of the day. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
1997 |
It works like one of those stationary swim-spas, only without water. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
1998 |
Dad, there's water in the lobby |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
1999 |
He never quite recovered after being voted off Sandplay Survivor. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2000 |
I started with a castle, but I then realized that a performance piece would be more expressive of my deep existential yearning. |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2001 |
I left Google so I wouldn't have to play nice. |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2002 |
In Trump's Tower, it's set up so's we all get four-square meals a day. |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2003 |
They call him the Catnip Cowboy. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2004 |
Is that Peter O'Toole ? |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2005 |
He insists that it is his sandbox |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2006 |
I want to play. Can't we just call him an Uber? |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2007 |
Last week this was a desert island. |
1.1923 |
0.11121 |
26 |
23 |
1 |
2 |
2008 |
Reality television has hit a new low. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2009 |
He stopped because he thinks that Pepsi billboard is a mirage. |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2010 |
I thought grown-ups didn't start playing until nighttime. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2011 |
A job is a job no matter how hard or easy and no matter how dumb you look doing it. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2012 |
He was there when the sand was delivered. |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2013 |
He says the treadmill is for snobs. |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2014 |
Just another cartoonist workshopping ideas, and pretty hackneyed ones at that. |
1.1923 |
0.11121 |
26 |
23 |
1 |
2 |
2015 |
He came with the Sand |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2016 |
I can't wait until he goes back to college. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2017 |
Tell the cinematographer to stick to closeups. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2018 |
My dad says this kind of thing happened frequently in the days before GPS. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2019 |
He's hoping to reach an endless oasis. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2020 |
I don't need to explore my inner child that bad. |
1.1923 |
0.11121 |
26 |
23 |
1 |
2 |
2021 |
Hey mister – this ain't no litter box. |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2022 |
Forget the pail and shovel, how quickly can we build a lemonade stand? |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2023 |
I call not cleaning the litter box. |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2024 |
Nope, you're still thinking inside the sandbox. |
1.1923 |
0.11121 |
26 |
23 |
1 |
2 |
2025 |
I guess he feels the "Bern". |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2026 |
Bob is in the early stage of our out-placement process. |
1.1923 |
0.11121 |
26 |
23 |
1 |
2 |
2027 |
The dog house was bad enough! |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2028 |
I hate it when performance artists find our sandbox. |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2029 |
He's protesting the systematic urbanization of this rooftop |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2030 |
He's looking for his car keys, I guess. |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2031 |
There's got to be an easier way to do delegate selection. |
1.1923 |
0.11121 |
26 |
23 |
1 |
2 |
2032 |
Dude, your dad needs more screen time. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2033 |
He's helping us test for a new kitty litter product |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2034 |
I've been waiting months to have a turn ! |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2035 |
NIMBY!!! |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2036 |
The brochure did say a rooftop oasis. |
1.1923 |
0.07882 |
26 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
2037 |
It's a litter box. Trust me. You'll want one after you smell your first zombie poop. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2038 |
He doesn't look quite the same without the iron man suit. |
1.1923 |
0.09638 |
26 |
22 |
3 |
1 |
2039 |
I think he's too old for the Kindergarten sandbox. |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2040 |
be sure to cover it up when you're done. |
1.1905 |
0.11168 |
21 |
18 |
2 |
1 |
2041 |
Life's not always a beach. |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2042 |
Mr. Sandman is down on his luck. |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2043 |
I wish Dad would grow up. |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2044 |
Maybe WE'RE just a mirage. |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2045 |
He's cut his time almost in half since last week. |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2046 |
And what will he do once he discovers his inner cat? |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2047 |
He's training for the Great Sahara Crossing Race |
1.1905 |
0.11168 |
21 |
18 |
2 |
1 |
2048 |
Learn to think outside the box or you'll end up like me. |
1.1905 |
0.13128 |
21 |
19 |
0 |
2 |
2049 |
I should have rented a camel. |
1.1905 |
0.11168 |
21 |
18 |
2 |
1 |
2050 |
He lost his Rolex. |
1.1905 |
0.11168 |
21 |
18 |
2 |
1 |
2051 |
Somehow I thought lycanthropy would be cooler. |
1.1905 |
0.11168 |
21 |
18 |
2 |
1 |
2052 |
Mom brought him back from Arizona. I think we were both hoping he'd be a better play date. |
1.1905 |
0.11168 |
21 |
18 |
2 |
1 |
2053 |
These new Eco friendly condo amenities need to have time limits |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2054 |
Should we tell him recess is almost over? |
1.1905 |
0.08781 |
21 |
17 |
4 |
0 |
2055 |
Every trader on the floor ultimately goes through it. Pour the bucket of water in his face and he'll snap out of it and the next trader in line will move in and experience his own moment of despondency. |
1.1892 |
0.07591 |
37 |
31 |
5 |
1 |
2056 |
Your dad's not just a helicopter parent; he's a Black Hawk down. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
2057 |
I should tell him his 30 minute limit is up. |
1.1892 |
0.06528 |
37 |
30 |
7 |
0 |
2058 |
He's been this way since they brought him back from the Sahara |
1.1875 |
0.07010 |
32 |
26 |
6 |
0 |
2059 |
You just never know what the tide might bring. |
1.1875 |
0.07010 |
32 |
26 |
6 |
0 |
2060 |
This is our mid-level executive scape-goat program. He gets the water when he agrees to take the blame for the Johnson contract. |
1.1875 |
0.08325 |
32 |
27 |
4 |
1 |
2061 |
He's starting to look like a cigarette. |
1.1875 |
0.09459 |
32 |
28 |
2 |
2 |
2062 |
Al Gore's new sculptures are anything but subtle. |
1.1875 |
0.09459 |
32 |
28 |
2 |
2 |
2063 |
Everyday it's the same -- and we pay the price for their overconfidence |
1.1860 |
0.07629 |
43 |
37 |
4 |
2 |
2064 |
His camel ran off. |
1.1852 |
0.09302 |
27 |
23 |
3 |
1 |
2065 |
You'd think the smell alone would give away the fact that he's in a litter box. |
1.1852 |
0.09302 |
27 |
23 |
3 |
1 |
2066 |
I'm not often a fan of mixed-media, but this has real pathos. |
1.1852 |
0.10725 |
27 |
24 |
1 |
2 |
2067 |
He says he's trying to overcome a traumatic kindergarten sandbox incident. |
1.1852 |
0.10725 |
27 |
24 |
1 |
2 |
2068 |
Supposedly, he once was a brilliant advertising exec. |
1.1852 |
0.09302 |
27 |
23 |
3 |
1 |
2069 |
Mom says its good for dad to get some sun after the separation. |
1.1852 |
0.07618 |
27 |
22 |
5 |
0 |
2070 |
They don't call him the "desert lizard" for nothing. |
1.1852 |
0.07618 |
27 |
22 |
5 |
0 |
2071 |
Isn't that a little too small for a desert? |
1.1852 |
0.07618 |
27 |
22 |
5 |
0 |
2072 |
It's in here somewhere! |
1.1852 |
0.09302 |
27 |
23 |
3 |
1 |
2073 |
He loses half a mill- and he still gets to go first! |
1.1852 |
0.07618 |
27 |
22 |
5 |
0 |
2074 |
Let's hope this is just a phase he's going through. |
1.1852 |
0.07618 |
27 |
22 |
5 |
0 |
2075 |
He aced the wading pool, Sandra, but the sandbox is throwing him for a loop. |
1.1852 |
0.10725 |
27 |
24 |
1 |
2 |
2076 |
He's in search of 'Pi' or the 'Promised Land'; he won't say. |
1.1852 |
0.09302 |
27 |
23 |
3 |
1 |
2077 |
Tell your dad that method acting isn't allowed in the sandbox. |
1.1852 |
0.09302 |
27 |
23 |
3 |
1 |
2078 |
He says he's looking for his "inner child", but I think he's outta of his mind. |
1.1852 |
0.09302 |
27 |
23 |
3 |
1 |
2079 |
Just what this building needs, another method actor. |
1.1852 |
0.09302 |
27 |
23 |
3 |
1 |
2080 |
You put your right hand in. You take your right hand out. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
2081 |
He's been practicing not asking for directions. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2082 |
Yeah, I don't think dad was paying close attention when the IT guy explained the benefits of sandboxing. |
1.1818 |
0.08089 |
33 |
28 |
4 |
1 |
2083 |
He keeps saying "Wilson!" |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2084 |
'Before it's too late, maybe tell him we have his pail and shovel?" |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2085 |
It's sad when you can't go forward. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2086 |
Hey you said you wanted to do community service |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2087 |
Remember Donald Trump ?...How the mighty have fallen. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2088 |
He has illusions of granular. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2089 |
We better go up the hill and fetch a pail of water. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2090 |
Looks like daddy came down with cat scratch fever again. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2091 |
Maybe we should build that fence. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2092 |
You think he'll want to borrow our pale and shovel? |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2093 |
He lost his ring at the beach, but this was closer |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2094 |
I would stand back . . . he thinks he's a cat. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2095 |
wonder how much he pay for a nice cold glass of lemonade |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2096 |
He's our new drama teacher |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2097 |
Art is so strange these days. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2098 |
Should we tell him it's a mirage so he will leave? |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2099 |
Should we tell him the inflatable pool is a mirage? |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2100 |
All these years he can't find his bucket and shovel. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2101 |
I'll give him another three hours to find an oasis. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2102 |
Mom says it's his midlife crisis... |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2103 |
Should we take him to the drinking fountain? |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2104 |
I hope he doesn't think he's a cat. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2105 |
Hey, pal, you're not the only person going through a mid-life crisis. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2106 |
Dad's in training for the next 'Survivor'. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2107 |
The search is going to be even worse when my dad finds out the dog swallowed my mom's ring. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2108 |
It's only been two minutes |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2109 |
He's in a DESert and this is my desSERT. It's a 'homophone'...which isn't what you think! |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2110 |
Another island vacation trip booked with an expired card. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2111 |
Mom was upset, but I don't think she meant for him to take it literally. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2112 |
... it looks more like you buried his dignity. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2113 |
That is why I will not wear contacts. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2114 |
He said something about "All day I've faced the barren waste". |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2115 |
My Dad watched,'Lawrence of Arabia',again last night! |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2116 |
This two beat lateral gait performed by harness racing horses is known as the pace. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2117 |
He washed up here after his mortgage went underwater. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2118 |
You don't understand performance art. Giving him water will only encourage him. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2119 |
I guess we'll have to wait to clean the litter box! |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2120 |
I think I like Dad better when he's on the wagon. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2121 |
He's looking for spare change. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2122 |
I think Dad's been on the wagon too long. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2123 |
We need to make sure you can stay hydrated in this job. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2124 |
Dad's been training for his upcoming appearance on SURVIVOR--SAHARA. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2125 |
He still misses Gilligan's Island. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2126 |
Apparently some programmers take the sandbox concept a tad too literally. |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2127 |
He says he needs flavored Himalayan sparkling vitamin-enriched water. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2128 |
It's his one man show of "Cat on a Hot Sand Box". |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2129 |
It´s title is "A Thirst For Creeping Socialism." |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2130 |
I don't think our sunscreen is working. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2131 |
It's like our sandbox has turned into a New Yorker cartoon. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2132 |
Didn't I tell you it would be the finest artisanal near-death experience in Brooklyn? |
1.1818 |
0.10683 |
22 |
19 |
2 |
1 |
2133 |
What a drama queen. |
1.1818 |
0.08417 |
22 |
18 |
4 |
0 |
2134 |
Good thing we removed the cat turds. |
1.1786 |
0.08988 |
28 |
24 |
3 |
1 |
2135 |
Shall we let our ramp building skills be known? |
1.1786 |
0.08988 |
28 |
24 |
3 |
1 |
2136 |
2-D, he's been trying to get on "Survivor" for years. |
1.1786 |
0.07371 |
28 |
23 |
5 |
0 |
2137 |
He's been doing a real time reenactment of Moses in the desert since his first recess. |
1.1786 |
0.08988 |
28 |
24 |
3 |
1 |
2138 |
Disqualified for the penthouse open on the 9th hole |
1.1786 |
0.08988 |
28 |
24 |
3 |
1 |
2139 |
Just give him tap water. |
1.1786 |
0.08988 |
28 |
24 |
3 |
1 |
2140 |
You can get out of the city without really leaving the city, you know? |
1.1786 |
0.08988 |
28 |
24 |
3 |
1 |
2141 |
Well, my family believes in climate change. |
1.1778 |
0.06582 |
45 |
38 |
6 |
1 |
2142 |
I hope we're not his mirage. |
1.1765 |
0.12820 |
17 |
15 |
1 |
1 |
2143 |
Daddy's still working on a caption. |
1.1765 |
0.07865 |
34 |
29 |
4 |
1 |
2144 |
He was a legionnaire. He's training for a marathon. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2145 |
No, that's not a mirage. It's an actual coffee shop with WiFi and a public bathroom. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2146 |
I hope he's not pretending to be a cat. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2147 |
My mom says it's a new thing dad is trying out: gritty, hungover yoga. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2148 |
Get little tikes on the phone. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2149 |
He said he doesn't drink city water. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2150 |
He's a performance artist from California. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2151 |
He's in practice they gave him the Sahara desert branch |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2152 |
He's been taking night classes at the Actor's Studio. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2153 |
Dad, mom just texted me, "Did your father remember to crawl by Whole Foods for more coconut water?" |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2154 |
He's been watching too much Survivor. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2155 |
Take Your Dad to Play Day is kinda dumb. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2156 |
When is lap time up?? |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2157 |
This is not cool. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2158 |
Yeah, it's pretty strange but he says it's equivalent to a run around the park without having to deal with other people. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2159 |
It took forever to train him. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2160 |
He likes his martinis very dry. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2161 |
Well, "Gilligan," I hope they finally rescue you by recess tomorrow. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2162 |
These new sand molds are so realistic! |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2163 |
If he passes the endurance test, we'll give him a job at 'The New Yorker' as a cartoonist. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2164 |
Not very 'Jungian' is it? |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2165 |
It's my pop. He's in training for one of those reality TV shows. |
1.1739 |
0.12015 |
23 |
21 |
0 |
2 |
2166 |
Mom put him in a time-out after he admitted he voted for Trump in the primary. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2167 |
I cleaned the litter box yesterday!! |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2168 |
At least this time he kept his clothes on. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2169 |
Awkward play dates |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2170 |
Deluxe model included a fan to simulate snadstorms. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2171 |
This always happen when he eats Tabbouleh |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2172 |
He doesn't smell well with others. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2173 |
It is first on his bucket list. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2174 |
He says he's on the road to Morocco. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2175 |
Smelly Cat is back. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2176 |
Yes, and I thirst for kingdom. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2177 |
He always does this after he watches "Lawrence of Arabia." |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2178 |
We can play as soon as he finds his dime. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2179 |
Call PETA. I think it's an Endangered Species. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2180 |
It's a new kind of exfoliation. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2181 |
These pollsters are getting desperate. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2182 |
Rod Stewart looks like hell these days. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2183 |
when mommy said he was a golddigger i thought she meant something else |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2184 |
We're gonna need a bigger shovel. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2185 |
Seems much more effective than a lap pool. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2186 |
I still think it could have been a very romantic proposal. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2187 |
Trump supporters.... They can't see beyond the wall. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2188 |
His parents just got divorced. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2189 |
This is an unintended result of extended family leave. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2190 |
How badly do you want an engagement ring? |
1.1739 |
0.12015 |
23 |
21 |
0 |
2 |
2191 |
Did he say he's looking for his youth or Vermouth? |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2192 |
He's rehearsing for the Off Broadway production of "Lawrence of Arabia" |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2193 |
Let's think outside the box. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2194 |
You ordered Room Service, Sir? |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2195 |
If daddy doesn't find his contact lens we'll never get to play in the sand. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2196 |
If we wait around long enough we're going to hear, 'Water, water, everywhere, but not a drop to drink.' |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2197 |
His punishment is 10 hours in the sand box. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2198 |
He just saw a Trump victory mirage. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2199 |
I heard he lost a contact there. Twenty years ago. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2200 |
Is this part of the team building exercise? |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2201 |
We're replicating a viewer's experiencing an election year on TV. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2202 |
Meet my Dad, the actor. He's got an audition for a remake of Beau Geste. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2203 |
He said he needs to prepare for 'Survivor.' |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2204 |
"He's having withdrawal pains from being on 'Survivor'". |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2205 |
I call it the "Feel The Bern" mini. You sit in it to convince yourself you're not part of the 1%. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2206 |
Time to muck him out. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2207 |
I'm getting tired of cleaning up after litterbugs. How 'bout you? |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2208 |
He’s our top performer, but he tends to slow down when he gets near the finish line. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2209 |
I call it 'Training for Death Valley Marathon.' |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2210 |
He got primaried. |
1.1739 |
0.12015 |
23 |
21 |
0 |
2 |
2211 |
Looks like someone's discovered our "mushrooms". |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2212 |
This is getting weird. Let's go flip those pancakes. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2213 |
Too bad he does not have a metal detector. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2214 |
We're marketing it as the Infinity Sandbox |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2215 |
He played first base for the '86 Mets. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2216 |
The co-op is promoting urban beaches. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2217 |
He must be a mirage. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2218 |
Lost your contacts in the sandbox again? |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2219 |
His name's Bond -- vagabond. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2220 |
C’mon, Billy. Let’s go play in a virtual sandbox. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2221 |
He said he lost his mind in the sandbox when he was five. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2222 |
Poor kid, he lost a dime in there when he was three years old and he's been looking for it ever since. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2223 |
Some obsession with a film about a soccer ball and some ice skates. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2224 |
We can't 'desert' him, but let's leave anyway. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2225 |
Jeff's training for global warming. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2226 |
Budget imposed desert training. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2227 |
Don't mind him. He's insane. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2228 |
I guess marketing's already thinking about the Californian campaign. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2229 |
My mom says it's the cheapest Zumba in town! |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2230 |
All I know is he calls himself the sheik of the burning sands. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2231 |
How much longer until production starts, Mr. DeCaprio? |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2232 |
It's been like this ever since the method acting school moved next door. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2233 |
They built a wall around a Mexican instead. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2234 |
Must've missed juice time. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2235 |
Oh,I got it,Bogie in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2236 |
He's disoriented and hallucinating. Just think, that'll be us when we're teenagers. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2237 |
Come on, use your words. |
1.1739 |
0.12015 |
23 |
21 |
0 |
2 |
2238 |
First time in 25 years he's forgotten his pail and shovel. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2239 |
What are the chances he'll find his way out before recess is over. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2240 |
These millennials are so dramatic. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2241 |
40 days later, a dedicated method actor continues in preparation for his new role as Moses..... |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2242 |
Bring Your Dad to School Day is not so easy after all? |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2243 |
Stephen was vexed by the lack of water in his latest mirage. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2244 |
That Brut cologne seems to loose it's appeal after 15 hours in the sun. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2245 |
He keeps muttering...'cigarettes'. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2246 |
He says he feels much better when he gets back to the cubicle. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2247 |
'I guess you could share your water with him.' |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2248 |
It's been difficult to attract voluteers for our climate-change simulation. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2249 |
He thinks he's a cat. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2250 |
I think our organic art installation is ready for viewing. |
1.1739 |
0.12015 |
23 |
21 |
0 |
2 |
2251 |
I thought the sandbox was password protected. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2252 |
This is a tough act to follow. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2253 |
He comes up here drunk and tries to remake "Ishtar. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2254 |
Adults these days... |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2255 |
He keeps on saying “kiddie pool, kiddie pool”. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2256 |
Not everyone is cured by sandbox therapy. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2257 |
The studios are really small in this building. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2258 |
He looks like he needs a juice box. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2259 |
He said he is practicing for the Sahara half-marathon. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2260 |
Nobody's ever beaten the sandbox test before! |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2261 |
Don't worry, he is just practicing for his job-hunt next week. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2262 |
"This is his tenth life". |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2263 |
I don't know... he keeps mumbling something about an oasis. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2264 |
Go get a bigger heat lamp. We've got a cold one, Martha |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2265 |
Well I'm just surprised he hasn't peed in it yet! |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2266 |
Our homeroom teacher searches the sandbox every day for loose change. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2267 |
If he is a good boy, I allow him to play in the sandbox! |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2268 |
He's audioning for reality TV. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2269 |
Some of the city's anti-litter laws are going too far. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2270 |
He's practicing for the Sahara. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2271 |
This new Mirage Diet is killing our sandbox time. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2272 |
I think it's called a mid-life crisis. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2273 |
My Dad's protesting the new water-use restrictions. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2274 |
He'll make it. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2275 |
I think that lemonade stand idea of yours has found its moment. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2276 |
Like we planned: you tell him about the oasis while I get his wallet. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2277 |
And for our final exhibit, we have Tom Hanks training for Cast Away II. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2278 |
I still prefer this over office yoga. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2279 |
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2280 |
Well Susie, at least he kept the cats from using it as a litter box. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2281 |
We are standing on the roof of the sandbox museum trying to assess if the man in the sandbox is part of this exhibition or merely a casualty of a guided tour that had gone horribly wrong. Do you care to comment? |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2282 |
He's taking sandbox therapy to a new level. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2283 |
Let's get out of here before the digging starts this time. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2284 |
Be patient, he'll leave when the vultures appear! |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2285 |
From the Latin mirari urbanus, otherwise known as Tuesday. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2286 |
It's my greatest sand sculpture yet. I'm calling it 'Election Season'. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2287 |
Come on Stan, if you haven't found your keys by now you're not going to find them. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2288 |
I told you Mr. Maldoceo's been acting weird since we got back from spring break. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2289 |
Don't you think he is taking 'new realism' a bit too far? |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2290 |
My dad is teaching me the downside of owning a cat. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2291 |
If you haven't found your identity yet, maybe someone else would like a turn. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2292 |
We could say dad's into boxing. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2293 |
I don,t suppose he is bringing me a dream |
1.1739 |
0.12015 |
23 |
21 |
0 |
2 |
2294 |
So this is the big idea behind these hot yoga classes, huh honey? "Well, they did say space was limited. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2295 |
Mom's parents in town again? |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2296 |
I think I'll pass on the desert simulator |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2297 |
"Unscented," my ass. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2298 |
Do you ever have the feeling that adults have colonized childhood? |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2299 |
Can your Dad please take his Ishtar fantasies elsewhere? |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2300 |
Dad's reliving his life as a former castaway |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2301 |
If we want the it back, ask mom for a pitcher of margaritas. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2302 |
I get it Dad, I don't need an Oculus Rift |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2303 |
It's a Sahara Syndrom Therapy. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2304 |
should we help dad find his contact lens? |
1.1739 |
0.12015 |
23 |
21 |
0 |
2 |
2305 |
He'll never use it. I mean, you can take a man outta the alley...but can you ever really take the alley outta a man? |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2306 |
Shhh! He thinks it is a mirage. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2307 |
Authenticity is overrated. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2308 |
Year 22: Still lost in the desert with no food or water. All my friends have left and I can't seem to find any exits. I will continue to search this sandy box |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2309 |
He's the cartoonist. He's sure this will stump all the contestants. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2310 |
That's nothing. Smell it sometime after the cat's been there. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2311 |
Looking for Rosebud. |
1.1739 |
0.12015 |
23 |
21 |
0 |
2 |
2312 |
I hope he gets rescued soon, recess is almost over. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2313 |
He bet my uncle he could make it on Survivor. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2314 |
And finally, our rooftop installation juxtaposes the elements with the shear force of human exploration. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2315 |
He still has flashbacks to that last, harrowing cartoon. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2316 |
He thinks everything outside that box is just a mirage. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2317 |
He's lost perspective. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2318 |
I wonder why he wanders... |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2319 |
Your dad doesn't seem to quite grasp the concept of virtual reality. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2320 |
I told you we should have bought a cat instead... |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2321 |
The number of lengths is impressive but the tumble turns are awesome. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2322 |
Mister, are you lost? You look like you belong in a desert cartoon. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2323 |
No fair. This guy's been hogging our Möbius sandbox for days! |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2324 |
Man on a Hot Tin Roof |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2325 |
It's our unique treadmill so he can train for his next 100 mile desert race. |
1.1739 |
0.10239 |
23 |
20 |
2 |
1 |
2326 |
It's supposed to replace the never ending pool. |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
2327 |
It's my Dad. He thinks he's a cat. |
1.1724 |
0.08694 |
29 |
25 |
3 |
1 |
2328 |
You should see him at the beach. |
1.1724 |
0.08694 |
29 |
25 |
3 |
1 |
2329 |
Dad likes really, really dry martinis. |
1.1724 |
0.07139 |
29 |
24 |
5 |
0 |
2330 |
I told you they were shooting the remake of the Hangover here!! |
1.1714 |
0.07654 |
35 |
30 |
4 |
1 |
2331 |
Oh no — it's New Yorker Cartoon Fantasy Camp day. |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
2332 |
Sorry, I have this booked for the next 15 years. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2333 |
He's been looking for his keys for years. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2334 |
Mom says it's method acting. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2335 |
They say it might have a virus. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2336 |
The best way to get the deepest bond with your cat is to spend a month in her paws. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2337 |
I will sure be glad when his acting classes are over. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2338 |
No oasis unless he takes back my F in math. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2339 |
Our turn, the egg timer just dinged. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2340 |
cut! He's got the Part |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2341 |
No, he can't leave the box. He's Republican - born without a future tense. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2342 |
There's my new dad. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2343 |
Sir, exactly how long have you been looking for your kitty? |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2344 |
He's practicing for the desert marathon. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2345 |
So I guess we really are just someone's mirage. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2346 |
We never had to worry about someone crawling through our sandbox when we lived in the burbs. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2347 |
'The Thirst Artist' just doesn't have the same ring to it. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2348 |
I knew he could be catty, but I didn't think he took it so seriously . . . |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2349 |
If he's the Sandman, I'm never sleeping again. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2350 |
We've found that morale goes down, but they take fewer bathroom breaks. So it's mostly a wash. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2351 |
'Yard Time" has a different meaning in these white-collar prisons. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2352 |
Grownups need to play act rather than play. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2353 |
Some people just never make it out of the sandbox. |
1.1667 |
0.08419 |
30 |
26 |
3 |
1 |
2354 |
It's my Dad. We just moved into the condo. He's looking for the exercise room amenity |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2355 |
He's really committed to pantomiming the California water crisis. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2356 |
A minimalist before he became a survivalist, he just lacks any stick-to-itiveness, so we should be able to play in the sandbox by tomorrow. |
1.1667 |
0.08419 |
30 |
26 |
3 |
1 |
2357 |
It's the latest in artisanal weight-loss programs. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2358 |
I'm helping him think outside of the box. |
1.1667 |
0.11526 |
24 |
22 |
0 |
2 |
2359 |
It's temporary. We're building him a little desert island. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2360 |
Your dad's vision quest seems short sighted. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2361 |
After school I'll change his liter. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2362 |
Two more hours and we can move onto phase eight of your co-op application. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2363 |
I heard he went a whole block without hydrating. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2364 |
Should we get your dad some water? |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2365 |
I outgrew mine years ago. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2366 |
Is he STILL Looking for his phone? |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2367 |
He has been playing "The Castaway" for weeks |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2368 |
Talk about suffering for one's art... |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2369 |
Ed looks ready to dig through our annual report. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2370 |
He can't decide which brand of bottled water to use. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2371 |
He said he's looking for the promised land. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2372 |
Lawrence, let us have our turn! |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2373 |
Acting like at cat at his age isn't funny. |
1.1667 |
0.09039 |
18 |
15 |
3 |
0 |
2374 |
He should just be glad it's not my quicksand box. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2375 |
Actually, Eric, before Moms and Dads went with Madoff, we used to vacation in Palm Beach |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2376 |
He's inspired me to rethink the medium. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2377 |
Just a few more minutes wait.... His time is about to expire. |
1.1667 |
0.06920 |
30 |
25 |
5 |
0 |
2378 |
It is thought to give the homeless a sense of play! |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2379 |
No, he actually DID lose a cat's eye marble. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2380 |
I thought if I brought your father back to his childhood, he could better relate to your concerns. I guess he went back too far. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2381 |
This new "flex time" vacation policy really stinks. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2382 |
This still doesn't prove global warming is real. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2383 |
I get that he thinks he's in front of Grauman's Chinese. I just don't get Clark Gable. |
1.1667 |
0.11526 |
24 |
22 |
0 |
2 |
2384 |
The name of the spin-off will be 'Sandbox Survivor.' |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2385 |
Still can't find your contact lens? |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2386 |
Do you think he needs a drink or a cigarette? |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2387 |
He doesn't look ready for the herculean task of digging to China. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2388 |
I don't want to grow up, besides, I like it here. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2389 |
It's another Trump intern practicing how to draw a line in the sand |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2390 |
Don't you think his training for the show would be better if he took off his clothes? |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2391 |
Didn't we have a reservation? |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2392 |
I guess if You hang around the Cat Litter Box long enough, You are going to end up using it. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2393 |
Things just haven't been the same for Aladdin recently. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2394 |
Wonder what part of Bernie's grand vision he fits into. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2395 |
I'll go back for the rake --in case it thinks it's a litter box |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2396 |
Immersive acting turned out to be cheaper than the Maserati. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2397 |
He's myopic: the world is his desert. |
1.1667 |
0.11526 |
24 |
22 |
0 |
2 |
2398 |
I'm not giving Dad his iPhone back until I get some face time. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2399 |
I really hate method actors. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2400 |
His parents never should have named him 'Sandy.' |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2401 |
By a stroke of luck, he got here first. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2402 |
Ever since he lost his metal detector. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2403 |
Is he the sandman? |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2404 |
Some grown-ups just never learn to drink outside the box. |
1.1667 |
0.09829 |
24 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
2405 |
Mom calls it "cat box therapy". He flunked out of the dog house. |
1.1667 |
0.07771 |
24 |
20 |
4 |
0 |
2406 |
Finally, I made it to Flah-ri-da! |
1.1667 |
0.08419 |
30 |
26 |
3 |
1 |
2407 |
Summer sandbox hours are hell. |
1.1613 |
0.08161 |
31 |
27 |
3 |
1 |
2408 |
I bring him water so he can keep hunting for treasure. |
1.1613 |
0.06715 |
31 |
26 |
5 |
0 |
2409 |
Like many Baby Boomers, he decided to downsize. |
1.1613 |
0.08161 |
31 |
27 |
3 |
1 |
2410 |
Dad's reliving his "glory days" in desert storm again. |
1.1613 |
0.06715 |
31 |
26 |
5 |
0 |
2411 |
What's that man doing in the cat's bathroom, anyway? |
1.1613 |
0.08161 |
31 |
27 |
3 |
1 |
2412 |
...And this is our advanced scratch and sniff program. |
1.1600 |
0.09452 |
25 |
22 |
2 |
1 |
2413 |
He needs to learn how to play better in the sandbox |
1.1600 |
0.09452 |
25 |
22 |
2 |
1 |
2414 |
I think it's Mr. Katz from the 8th floor. |
1.1600 |
0.07483 |
25 |
21 |
4 |
0 |
2415 |
Man says to kids: "What ever happened to that so-called sea level rise?" |
1.1600 |
0.07483 |
25 |
21 |
4 |
0 |
2416 |
Looks like we need to find another mobile hotspot soon. |
1.1600 |
0.09452 |
25 |
22 |
2 |
1 |
2417 |
Some kids like to play "house." Mark likes to play "Shawshank Redemption." |
1.1600 |
0.07483 |
25 |
21 |
4 |
0 |
2418 |
There is nothing in the sandbox, and no man needs nothing |
1.1600 |
0.09452 |
25 |
22 |
2 |
1 |
2419 |
I think he's headed for the wading pool. |
1.1600 |
0.07483 |
25 |
21 |
4 |
0 |
2420 |
I call it 'The Rooftop Urban Litterbox' |
1.1600 |
0.09452 |
25 |
22 |
2 |
1 |
2421 |
I'm too young for this crap. |
1.1600 |
0.07483 |
25 |
21 |
4 |
0 |
2422 |
He's been stuck in that mirage since he was our age. |
1.1600 |
0.07483 |
25 |
21 |
4 |
0 |
2423 |
Only one desert treadmill, and he's always hogging it. |
1.1600 |
0.07483 |
25 |
21 |
4 |
0 |
2424 |
Hey dad, welcome to our world. |
1.1600 |
0.07483 |
25 |
21 |
4 |
0 |
2425 |
I know this trick; hog the sandbox when societal pressures seem insurmountable. |
1.1600 |
0.09452 |
25 |
22 |
2 |
1 |
2426 |
Be careful.We don't have enough antibodies to get in there with him. |
1.1600 |
0.09452 |
25 |
22 |
2 |
1 |
2427 |
On his 40th birthday, he'll switch to the 'land of milk and honey' box. |
1.1600 |
0.07483 |
25 |
21 |
4 |
0 |
2428 |
He says he couldn't afford a metal detector. |
1.1600 |
0.07483 |
25 |
21 |
4 |
0 |
2429 |
I guess this sandbox is only for the 1% |
1.1600 |
0.11075 |
25 |
23 |
0 |
2 |
2430 |
You don't think he'll actually eat us if we answer incorrectly, do you?" "No clue. But I do want to know what he's hiding in there. |
1.1600 |
0.09452 |
25 |
22 |
2 |
1 |
2431 |
This is how we punish when you short change our little coffee club. |
1.1600 |
0.07483 |
25 |
21 |
4 |
0 |
2432 |
He tries to be a good dad, but it's all a mirage. |
1.1600 |
0.09452 |
25 |
22 |
2 |
1 |
2433 |
That's just my dad. He's always said he'd like to get a small place on the high desert. |
1.1600 |
0.07483 |
25 |
21 |
4 |
0 |
2434 |
This whole thing is a mirage. |
1.1600 |
0.09452 |
25 |
22 |
2 |
1 |
2435 |
You know, one man's trash is another man's treasure. |
1.1600 |
0.09452 |
25 |
22 |
2 |
1 |
2436 |
He thinks it's the 1869 one cent coin a told him I lost -- it's a penny. |
1.1591 |
0.06456 |
44 |
38 |
5 |
1 |
2437 |
I guess the wall might work. |
1.1579 |
0.08595 |
19 |
16 |
3 |
0 |
2438 |
He drinks. |
1.1579 |
0.08595 |
19 |
16 |
3 |
0 |
2439 |
Henry's always on the prowl for water. |
1.1579 |
0.08595 |
19 |
16 |
3 |
0 |
2440 |
This isn't the kind of adult playground I had in mind. |
1.1579 |
0.08595 |
19 |
16 |
3 |
0 |
2441 |
I think Uncle Moses is taking our genealogy project too seriously. |
1.1579 |
0.08595 |
19 |
16 |
3 |
0 |
2442 |
I'm just happy my name's not Wilson. |
1.1579 |
0.11504 |
19 |
17 |
1 |
1 |
2443 |
My dad binge-watched "Survivor" then this happened. |
1.1579 |
0.08595 |
19 |
16 |
3 |
0 |
2444 |
Back off! This is my stacation. |
1.1579 |
0.11504 |
19 |
17 |
1 |
1 |
2445 |
He comes here to reminisce. |
1.1579 |
0.11504 |
19 |
17 |
1 |
1 |
2446 |
I told you we wouldn't be able to use the pail and shovel. |
1.1562 |
0.07918 |
32 |
28 |
3 |
1 |
2447 |
I lost it in the sandbox dad. Not the litter box. |
1.1556 |
0.06321 |
45 |
39 |
5 |
1 |
2448 |
I thought your dad was a Real Estate Broker?" "No Lenny, I said he was broke. |
1.1538 |
0.07216 |
26 |
22 |
4 |
0 |
2449 |
Incentives make filming within the city a great deal. |
1.1538 |
0.09102 |
26 |
23 |
2 |
1 |
2450 |
That's Harris from 5C reenacting Operation Desert Sandbox. |
1.1538 |
0.07216 |
26 |
22 |
4 |
0 |
2451 |
He collects old rattles. |
1.1538 |
0.09102 |
26 |
23 |
2 |
1 |
2452 |
I lost my contacts |
1.1538 |
0.09102 |
26 |
23 |
2 |
1 |
2453 |
That's the IT guy. They misinterpreted his sandbox order. |
1.1538 |
0.05853 |
39 |
33 |
6 |
0 |
2454 |
No need to demonstrate, Daddy. We can figure it out ourselves. |
1.1538 |
0.07216 |
26 |
22 |
4 |
0 |
2455 |
He's going to drink well tonight. |
1.1538 |
0.07216 |
26 |
22 |
4 |
0 |
2456 |
Yes, it is a mirage. |
1.1538 |
0.09102 |
26 |
23 |
2 |
1 |
2457 |
Therefore grind the gears of history. The vast struggle of the older generation becomes, almost as if it never happened, a laughable frivolity for the next generation. Plus, I took a huge grump in there lol. |
1.1538 |
0.09102 |
26 |
23 |
2 |
1 |
2458 |
is that dad? |
1.1538 |
0.09102 |
26 |
23 |
2 |
1 |
2459 |
Moat it is. |
1.1538 |
0.09102 |
26 |
23 |
2 |
1 |
2460 |
He's searching for his lost youth. |
1.1538 |
0.07216 |
26 |
22 |
4 |
0 |
2461 |
It's called the Peter Pan syndrome. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2462 |
Perrier! Perrier! Perrier! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2463 |
Lilly, I think I know what those dry nuggets were. |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2464 |
This is one heck of an oasis. |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2465 |
I can't afford a time share |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2466 |
Zeno's Paradox is a bitch. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2467 |
Sometimes you just gotta think outside the sandbox. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2468 |
he keeps mumbling GPS, GPS. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2469 |
You do Stanislavski proud, but could we just move along? |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2470 |
He's bringing attention to the water shortage. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2471 |
It's dry schadenfreude |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2472 |
Are you sure this is the way to China? |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2473 |
He's hoping for a call from Grumman's Chinese Theater |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2474 |
Wouldn't he prefer to tread water? |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2475 |
It's all about your point of view |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2476 |
He lost it again. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2477 |
Either he lost a contact lens, or it's retrogression. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2478 |
It's sad. Some grown-ups don't know the difference between suffering and play. |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2479 |
Do ya think he's been wormed? |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2480 |
Searching for Neverland. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2481 |
When I invented the infinity sandbox I didn't expect it to work THIS well. |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2482 |
Dad is determined to find your contact lens. |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2483 |
He always has to look for pennies before he lets you play |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2484 |
Help--I've misplaced my dignity. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2485 |
"Hey kids! Can you help find Daddy's penis? Your mother hid it again. |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2486 |
dads training for the death valley marathon |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2487 |
My lunch money he doesn't find it. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2488 |
Your dad looks very Picassoesque when he's hungover. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2489 |
Is it performance art or is it heat stroke? |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2490 |
I can hardly wait until the "Adult Crawl" hour is over. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2491 |
Should've thought outside the box. |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2492 |
Let's dig a grave. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2493 |
I told you the sandbox was too small. So what!? I told you he wasn't dead. |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2494 |
It's not the heat, it's the math. He only gets halfway there every day. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2495 |
This exhibit is called "Wall Street's American Dream". |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2496 |
I'm thinking Sphinx. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2497 |
Should we call him an Uber? |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2498 |
He’s still unsure of the storyline, but he’s settled on the title, 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
2499 |
His lobotomy had some severe sideeffects. |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2500 |
The Urban Litter Box? I'm not scooping this!! |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2501 |
He's training for the 4800K. |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2502 |
The rest of the Bekram yoga class shows up at five. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2503 |
Dad gets nostalgic for our summers at the beach. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2504 |
He rented this sandbox as an affordable alternative to the Burning Man Festival. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2505 |
Performance art is so over. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2506 |
It's one of those new infinity deserts. |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2507 |
Looks like Jimmy's helicopter dad crashed. |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2508 |
I told him I buried his IPHONE 6 S |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2509 |
Wait until he gets to the cliffs. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2510 |
My father's been this way since the air conditioning has been on the fritz. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2511 |
Those baby boomers never grow up |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2512 |
Okay, now he's copying my cat. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2513 |
Yesterday he mumbled something about palm trees on the next building. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2514 |
" Your Dad needs to drink outside of the box"! |
1.1500 |
0.10942 |
20 |
18 |
1 |
1 |
2515 |
Dad has become such a drama queen since the divorce. I'm sure he misses our other dad. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2516 |
I’m tempted to leave him to his fate. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2517 |
See?! Global warming is true. |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2518 |
He dropped his 'Vote for Trump' pin in there 2 weeks ago? |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
2519 |
He takes Throwback Thursdays way too seriously. |
1.1481 |
0.06967 |
27 |
23 |
4 |
0 |
2520 |
All we need is a title. |
1.1481 |
0.08777 |
27 |
24 |
2 |
1 |
2521 |
He finally used his one vacation day |
1.1481 |
0.06967 |
27 |
23 |
4 |
0 |
2522 |
Yep, once we put in the cat litter, he was good to go. |
1.1481 |
0.06967 |
27 |
23 |
4 |
0 |
2523 |
I think he lost his iPhone" |
1.1481 |
0.08777 |
27 |
24 |
2 |
1 |
2524 |
We had to limit intern hazing this year. |
1.1481 |
0.08777 |
27 |
24 |
2 |
1 |
2525 |
It's my Lawrence of Arabia virtual reality prototype. |
1.1481 |
0.08777 |
27 |
24 |
2 |
1 |
2526 |
He wants to know how much further to Cleveland,says he's a delegate. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2527 |
Enjoy the journey, because the destination is a mirage. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2528 |
The sand is on a treadmill... I don't know what he's on. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2529 |
It looks like he's been here awhile. I'm going to run down and grab him a Pellegrino. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2530 |
He is either trying to channel his inner child or he is suffering from post traumatic sand box syndrome. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2531 |
We know, Dad, we know. You had to trek 20 miles across desert sands to get to school everyday.. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2532 |
He's rehearsing; he got a part in the Lawrence of Arabia remake. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2533 |
Let's help him dig for water. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2534 |
He's practicing for the political conventions. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2535 |
They've replaced the sandbox with a virtual desert. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2536 |
Needle in a haystack. Contact lens in a sandbox. Same thing, |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2537 |
Lacking powers of observation, Bob searches in vain for his bucket and spade. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2538 |
Ever since he lost his GPS, he's been acting very strange. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2539 |
Do an NYU study they said. It'll be fun they said. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2540 |
No Dad, we asked you to impersonate Batman not Catman! |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2541 |
Spieth really had a hard time on twelve. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2542 |
Last week he wore a headdress and did a rain dance. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2543 |
I wanna play with him, but if he's been here that long there's no way that sand is dry. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2544 |
This takes street life and Performance Art to a whole new level. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2545 |
I told you they had hot yoga for them. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2546 |
Dad's trying a new kind of cleanse. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2547 |
Well, I guess that's what happens when there is a sandbox on the roof of the Actors Studio. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2548 |
This is why there's now a Toys'R'Us disclaimer. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2549 |
He said he is from code enforcement and we have to pay him for demolition. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2550 |
He was editor of The Boston Globe just before President Trump got in. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2551 |
My Dad has all of his CD's |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2552 |
I'am thinking Depends next time. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2553 |
You think he would know that this is a smoke free building. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2554 |
He's our new green AC. Looking at him makes you feel cool. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2555 |
Friday, 4:59pm. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2556 |
I think Dave's misinterpreted "Feel The Bern." |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2557 |
Oh.....you wanted a rooftop infinity POOL. My bad. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2558 |
He's really got to learn to delegate. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2559 |
My mom told me it's called 'Performance Art'. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2560 |
Jeez, another urban doomsday prepper. Global warming can't come soon enough for me. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2561 |
He's feeling the Bern! |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2562 |
In fact, it's a skylight. Just a few more seconds now. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2563 |
Looks like tom missed the memo |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2564 |
Even if he finds it, it won't be filtered. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2565 |
I don't recall babysitting the boss' idiot son being part of our job descriptions. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2566 |
Crack is one hell of a drug. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2567 |
He asked the wrong question at a staff meeting |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2568 |
Method Acting 101 |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2569 |
He says it brings him back to a happier time, when he inexpicably played in children's sand boxes, but in better clothes. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2570 |
MANHATTAN BEACH BUM |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2571 |
My dad drops acid on Tuesdays. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2572 |
He started out as a third grader but his parents have been in litigation since 1998. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2573 |
Don't worry; my dad's researching his book about the presidential campaign. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2574 |
This happens every time he forgets a 9.0 PH balanced water. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2575 |
We need to get him to Sandbox Anonymous. Fast. |
1.1429 |
0.06734 |
28 |
24 |
4 |
0 |
2576 |
Dad's really out of shape! |
1.1429 |
0.06734 |
28 |
24 |
4 |
0 |
2577 |
When's dad gonna let us play? |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2578 |
Dad's feline-in-heat impression is very convincing. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2579 |
I was thinking Uncle Arvin recently seemed overly obsessed with the Kitty litter box. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2580 |
I feel like burying my head right here. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2581 |
That's Ed, our condo board president, who argued that a sandbox was anything but a splurge. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2582 |
It's great to see Mr. Whiskers so happy again in his new litter box |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2583 |
Should we tell him Wilson needs him to come to his office? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2584 |
We're trying to litter box train him. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2585 |
I told him you can find self-respect in play, not just in work. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2586 |
He lost something called a floppy disk in the nineties. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2587 |
When John's ancestry results told him he was part Siamese, I didn't think he would take it so literally. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2588 |
He muttered something about slouching towards Brooklyn to be reborn. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2589 |
Think we should change his food? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2590 |
Good thing I brought a shovel. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2591 |
I say, Mary, that is the best crawl of shame I have seen all week. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2592 |
Maybe it's Cat Pilates |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2593 |
C'mon Dad–time for work. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2594 |
He's searching for his lost childhood. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2595 |
You would think 'Exclusive Roof Rights' would exclude that |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2596 |
He has not been the same after his rescue. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2597 |
Drunk or sober, he acts like this all the time. I can never tell the difference! |
1.1429 |
0.09913 |
28 |
26 |
0 |
2 |
2598 |
Must be practicing for Survivor. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2599 |
Looks like Mr. Benton forgot his morning latte. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2600 |
Gives new meaning to Metallica's, Enter Sandman |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2601 |
We are all just living in somebody else's world. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2602 |
Tom Hanks he ain't. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2603 |
He' testing his survival instincts. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2604 |
Is this what they mean by sub-Saharan? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2605 |
Point him to the Oasis Day Spa on Park |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2606 |
C'mon Dad its not funny anymore! |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2607 |
Is this what they mean by "Uptown Funk You Up"? |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2608 |
When do We Get to Play in The Sandbox Dad? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2609 |
That's going to be our first 4D painting |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2610 |
He keeps muttering something about his inner child. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2611 |
Oh great! Daddy's training for Tough Mudder again. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2612 |
He's not leaving until he finds his cat. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2613 |
He's been over at "The Oasis," hanging out with Mirage. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2614 |
After just one performance, Dan's interpretive production of, "Man on a Hot Tin Roof", closed with horrible reviews. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2615 |
I'm afraid this is what my brother referred to as "stage 3 adulthood" |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2616 |
I think this settles our gentleman's bet about whether or not Dissociative Identity Disorder is real. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2617 |
It's how New Yorkers prepare to visit the desert. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2618 |
It must be a mirage. I see New York City. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2619 |
This Moses impersonator is getting a little old. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2620 |
I guess your dad's ready to go home. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2621 |
They're in rehearsals for "Lawrence of Astoria." He's playing the camel. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2622 |
He lost it here as a child... |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2623 |
He's a method actor. Moved in last week. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2624 |
He's rehearsing for his role in "Lawrence of Arabia." |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2625 |
Life after Guantanamo... |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2626 |
He's forgotten how to think inside the box |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2627 |
He told my father that he can't get that Foreign Legion stuff out of his blood. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2628 |
He's a struggling cartoonist. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2629 |
Sadly, due to budget cuts, they drained the kiddie pool and made it a sandbox. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2630 |
My dad suffers "post Sahara syndrome". |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2631 |
I just want to feel like a kid again. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2632 |
At least he has his education. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2633 |
Let him try one more time before we go in for the rescue. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2634 |
Call the consultants, he can't think outside the box. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2635 |
Is dad really in the sandbox, or is it just a mirage? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2636 |
Late walkers are naturally smarter. |
1.1429 |
0.14286 |
14 |
13 |
0 |
1 |
2637 |
Looks like he is training for ISIS. You paint a jail around him and I'll call Donald Trump. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2638 |
You were the one who wanted an adult playground on the roof. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2639 |
Sorry, kids. I really want to go to the beach. That's all. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2640 |
I say we wait him out. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2641 |
I lost my denture here. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2642 |
We can play when my Dad finishes his climate apocalypse training. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2643 |
Don't worry, he won't find the list without a bucket. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2644 |
Seriously? You have a life insurance policy? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2645 |
My daddy can't afford a lap pool. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2646 |
Mom! Sahara Joe's in our sandbox again! |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2647 |
I told dad we could not have a play date today. |
1.1429 |
0.06734 |
28 |
24 |
4 |
0 |
2648 |
I think Ronny is getting too old to play in the sand. His joie just isn't there anymore. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2649 |
Growing bums is all the rage you know. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2650 |
He never got over his five minutes of fame at Grauman's Chinese Theater. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2651 |
It takes a Sandbox! |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2652 |
Just wait until you see this in winter |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2653 |
He can't hear you; we're a mirage. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2654 |
I think this one wants us to irrigate with rum. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2655 |
Thought we were here to change kitty litter. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2656 |
Pop takes his cartoon modeling career seriously. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2657 |
We wants it. We needs it. Must have the preciousss! |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2658 |
Just get him water and he'll leave. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2659 |
I thought the Sandman only came at night |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2660 |
Should we tell him we're not part of a mirage? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2661 |
Maybe another hour. Two, tops. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2662 |
So, can't he, like, find a desert to play in? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2663 |
This guy will never make it to the corporate ladder. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2664 |
Early puberty. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2665 |
Dad's unlocking his creativity again...guess we'll have to play video games." |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2666 |
The industrial revolution and its consequences, Linda. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2667 |
...solves the cat problem. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2668 |
This is now considered to be affordable housing |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2669 |
This will take a while. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2670 |
Dr. Klein's sandplgy therapy can be quite intense. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2671 |
I'm not sure the art world is ready for sand pontillism just yet |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2672 |
These extreme sports are not for me. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2673 |
It's a minimum wage job nowadays. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2674 |
I told dad to take the camel. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2675 |
Hey kids, help me find my New York values! |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2676 |
He lost a contact! |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2677 |
I wanted a dessert with jimmies. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2678 |
The only way he'll acknowledge us is if we pretend to be rescuers and I'm not ready for that yet. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2679 |
That reminds me. I forgot to feed the cat. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2680 |
They told me this was the Hollywood Walk of Fame! |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2681 |
He is practicing for trans-Saharan marathon. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2682 |
Geez, Billy's dad's gotta learn to think outside the box. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2683 |
NOT AGAIN, ANOTHER GROWN-UP PRACTICING FOR THOSE DUMB REALITY SHOWS. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2684 |
Are you sure you heard correctly, plays well with others? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2685 |
That's odd. He generally uses a metal detector. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2686 |
I forgot dad has an audition today. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2687 |
" His Boy Scout oath says "Be Prepared". |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2688 |
I call it 'The Future'. The sand is made of crushed participation trophies. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2689 |
He'll leave when he only finds our cat's buried treasure. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2690 |
Mr. Harper says it's a metaphor about the learning minds of 5th graders, but I just think it's creepy. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2691 |
I told them putting a litter box out for public use was a bad idea! |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2692 |
Looks like Leo is trying to win another Oscar... |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2693 |
I know digging a well is a great idea; I'm just afraid he won't last until we hit water. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2694 |
These Foreign Legion boot camps are getting out of hand. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2695 |
Dad, you're embarrassing us. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2696 |
I hate to tell him we're a mirage. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2697 |
Geez! The big kids get here first and grab all the space! |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2698 |
Mondays amirite? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2699 |
Dad never thinks outside the box. |
1.1429 |
0.06734 |
28 |
24 |
4 |
0 |
2700 |
An all too common sandbox scene at Vegas' Mirage Hotel and Casino |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2701 |
That is the saddest sand sculpture I've ever seen. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2702 |
I think he lost his Nanny. He just keeps repeating, "Evian, Evian." |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2703 |
Did he just say, 'My kingdom for a horse.' ? |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2704 |
We must be too young to get the reference. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2705 |
Do you even sandbox, bro? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2706 |
Gene and Nicky watched skeptically as their neighbor, an out-of-work actor, showed them how to "really play". |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2707 |
'It's time he was thinking out of the box'! |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2708 |
Dad, vacation is over - get back to work. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2709 |
He is training for the new crossover show "Survivor in the City". |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2710 |
He's looking for the rooftop oasis our realtor advertised. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2711 |
"Dad missed his interval training session at the gym today! |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2712 |
Give it a minute. it's slow-sand. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2713 |
It's a win-win. If he finds any cigarette butts he can keep them. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2714 |
He does it hoping to make the prices at the Oasis Mart seem reasonable. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2715 |
#firstworldprobz |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2716 |
He's really got to start thinking out of the box! |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2717 |
Conceptual Art |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2718 |
The movie was better. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2719 |
Do you think we should tell him that he won't actually meet Trump when he's done? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2720 |
Another parent lost without his cell phone |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2721 |
A cat swallowed his wedding band. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2722 |
Thats one odd cat. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2723 |
Should we tell your Dad he's not a cat & that isn't the litter box? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2724 |
Oil executives are really getting desperate. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2725 |
Garden mirage |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2726 |
I wish he would learn to play outside the box. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2727 |
They need to stop showing Lawrence of Arabia on movie night |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2728 |
Dude, your youth ain't in there. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2729 |
Beat it pal, you're going to have to think outside the sandbox. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2730 |
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a rather depressing one. |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
2731 |
The store said he'd clean himself, but I frankly don't know how much longer we can wait. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2732 |
You don't have to be out of the box to think outside of it. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2733 |
Would you prefer a rocking horse with no name? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2734 |
"I call it "The Pursuit of Happiness"'. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2735 |
Live from Manhattan, co-op owner locates key to board decisions |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2736 |
He hasn't had a juice box in three days. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2737 |
Oh, yeah? My dad can crawl slower than your dad. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2738 |
In the next scene my dad reenacts Lawrence's first meeting with Prince Faisal. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2739 |
It's OK. My drunk uncle thinks he's a cat. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2740 |
I rented it through "sand b and b," but he isn't checking out. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2741 |
I can't stop them from referring to it as a penalty. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2742 |
Ever since obstacle course racing became popular adults have been invading our play spaces. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2743 |
It's his version of a desert survival simulator. |
1.1429 |
0.08474 |
28 |
25 |
2 |
1 |
2744 |
Should we tell him? |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2745 |
Nope, never moves till the sun goes down. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2746 |
Yeah, he's still looking for The Cloud. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2747 |
It's a Hot Yoga workout, without the yoga. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2748 |
I told you our rooftop sandbox was weird. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2749 |
He's been cast into the litter box of history. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2750 |
He calls it "The Mirage" but still seems like a cultural desert to me. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2751 |
I'd still vote for him. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2752 |
This exhibit made no sense the other day when it was raining. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2753 |
My dad's been rehearsing all night for 'Cats'. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2754 |
He said it's called 'mooncrawling.' |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2755 |
THIS time I mixed in Krazy Glue! |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2756 |
It would seem more like a day at the beach if we could wear our swimsuits. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2757 |
"It seems your Pop has fallen off the proverbial wagon". |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2758 |
Trump! |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2759 |
I always thought that Albert was an insurance agent who was a little crazy, but I was wrong; he's not an insurance agent!" |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2760 |
He still hasn't learn to use a toilet |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2761 |
After he gets cast on a humiliating reality show with has-been reality stars, we'll get our sand box back |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2762 |
He is unleashing his inner child because Mommy wouldn't let him have a bulldozer. |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2763 |
We used to use lab rats, but when you consider the upkeep costs, it's really cheaper to employ minimum wage workers for our studies. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2764 |
Oh, so you think we should call it "Marriage"? Funny. I think we should call it "I'm Having an Affair with Your Brother." |
1.1429 |
0.10433 |
21 |
19 |
1 |
1 |
2765 |
I thought the new diet craze was supposed to be 'dessert first'. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
2766 |
There goes the neighborhood. |
1.1429 |
0.07825 |
21 |
18 |
3 |
0 |