Contest #518


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518


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-04-18
Voting ended -
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-05-01 (estimated)
Number of captions 4509
Number of responses 248180
Number of participants 7429


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 This saddest part is he's going in the wrong direction. 1.7902 0.05124 224 94 83 47
1 It's annoying until the vultures land. Then it's awesome for 5 minutes. 1.7860 0.05369 229 105 68 56
2 Let it go, Dad—it’s just a quarter. 1.7486 0.05814 179 82 60 37
3 Isn't this the same guy who got shipwrecked in our wading pool? 1.7475 0.07777 99 45 34 20
4 That's Lawrence of Suburbia. 1.7325 0.06154 157 73 53 31
5 And if he survives, the co-op board runs a credit check. 1.7071 0.06531 140 68 45 27
6 Well - looks like at least one child was left behind. 1.7055 0.06236 146 69 51 26
7 Well, they didn't specify who would come if we built it. 1.6967 0.06875 122 59 41 22
8 We're going to need a bigger scooper 1.6881 0.06982 109 51 41 17
9 His parents never picked him up. 1.6829 0.06861 123 61 40 22
10 Of all the sandboxes, on all the roofs, in all the world, he crawls into mine. 1.6746 0.06745 126 63 41 22
11 My dad's second childhood is really ruining my first. 1.6667 0.06797 123 62 40 21
12 Should we tell him we found his car keys 2 hours ago? 1.6667 0.07285 102 50 36 16
13 He's been off the Camels for a week now. 1.6643 0.06193 143 71 49 23
14 Are we in his mirage, or is he in our sandbox? 1.6579 0.07247 114 60 33 21
15 It's post traumatic sandbox disorder. I had it in kindergarten. 1.6277 0.08282 94 54 21 19
16 I'm just saying... yesterday there were two guys and this one was a lot thinner. 1.6190 0.07459 105 58 29 18
17 And he refuses to ask for directions. 1.6162 0.06374 99 46 45 8
18 Of all the sandboxes in all the towns in all the world, he crawls into ours. 1.6067 0.07766 89 48 28 13
19 Of all the sandboxes, in all of the towns, he crawls into mine. 1.6023 0.07501 88 46 31 11
20 So that's adulthood. 1.6000 0.07672 80 41 30 9
21 Let's live with Mom. 1.6000 0.07545 90 48 30 12
22 I think he lost more than his contact lens. 1.5955 0.07617 89 48 29 12
23 Mom took the beach house in the divorce 1.5955 0.07617 89 48 29 12
24 I call him "Lawrence of Astoria." 1.5900 0.06831 100 52 37 11
25 No use sharing your bucket with him. It's clear he's beyond the pail. 1.5833 0.08504 84 50 19 15
26 I cleaned up after the cat; you clean up after Mr. Phillips. 1.5823 0.08566 79 46 20 13
27 But what if it's not a metaphor? 1.5814 0.08012 86 49 24 13
28 He also scored low on "fighting his way out of a paper bag". 1.5811 0.08389 74 41 23 10
29 I know where Mom hid his cigarettes, but I'm not tellin'. 1.5789 0.08638 76 44 20 12
30 I guess we'll have to bury him deeper. 1.5765 0.08431 85 51 19 15
31 Looks like you were right - this could be a good place for a lemonade stand. 1.5753 0.08257 73 40 24 9
32 The cat caught on a lot faster. 1.5733 0.08093 75 41 25 9
33 When is adult sand over? 1.5733 0.07867 75 40 27 8
34 We really need a gated sandbox. 1.5714 0.07261 77 39 32 6
35 Last time, I lured him out with a Martini. 1.5698 0.07677 86 48 27 11
36 "Think maybe he lost his marbles?' 1.5679 0.08596 81 49 18 14
37 He would think more clearly outside the box. 1.5658 0.08447 76 44 21 11
38 Grown-ups can take the fun out of pretty much anything. 1.5652 0.08631 69 39 21 9
39 I'm thinking it's mom's turn to scoop the box. 1.5606 0.08936 66 38 19 9
40 Long time, no sea. 1.5588 0.07665 68 35 28 5
41 Don't fall for it. He just wants your juice box. 1.5570 0.08401 79 47 20 12
42 He'll NEVER ask for directions. 1.5568 0.07019 88 47 33 8
43 Same guy who nearly drowned in my wading pool. 1.5541 0.08636 74 44 19 11
44 Well, actually, I've accepted it. But mother and the cat are livid. 1.5541 0.09054 74 46 15 13
45 Mom's right, we need a cover for this thing. 1.5538 0.08779 65 37 20 8
46 I wish he'd think outside the box. 1.5526 0.09252 76 49 12 15
47 Don't say anything. He's our ride home. 1.5526 0.07812 76 42 26 8
48 He works hard. And he plays hard. 1.5500 0.08325 80 48 20 12
49 Where are his parents? 1.5479 0.08512 73 43 20 10
50 We're ok unless he starts to meow. 1.5479 0.08053 73 41 24 8
51 This explains the dead horse in the lobby. 1.5479 0.08512 73 43 20 10
52 Boy, he sure looks different from his playdate.com profile. 1.5469 0.08889 64 37 19 8
53 Your Dad knows it's just a penny, right? 1.5429 0.08059 70 39 24 7
54 It's the amenities that makes this building so great. 1.5417 0.08608 72 43 19 10
55 Do you think someone should tell him his kid left an hour ago? 1.5410 0.09225 61 36 17 8
56 My therapist says the grains of sand represent the ephemeral nature of acquisition, but Mom just calls him a loser. 1.5405 0.08857 74 46 16 12
57 It's rent controlled so he's held onto it. 1.5405 0.07742 74 41 26 7
58 He hasn't been the same since we sold our beach house. 1.5395 0.08259 76 45 21 10
59 After adult coloring books, sandboxes were the next logical step. 1.5395 0.07823 76 43 25 8
60 He says he's Lawrence of Astoria. 1.5385 0.08693 78 49 16 13
61 He won't leave. It's rent stabilized. 1.5352 0.08933 71 44 16 11
62 I'm thinking what we scooped out yesterday may not have been from a giant cat. 1.5352 0.08471 71 42 20 9
63 Harold and Judy from 6D here. We'd like our skylight back. 1.5342 0.07823 73 41 25 7
64 He's got to learn to think outside the box. 1.5323 0.09117 62 37 17 8
65 He can't think outside the box. 1.5312 0.08900 64 38 18 8
66 We should have called ahead for a reservation. 1.5286 0.07808 70 39 25 6
67 Should we tell him about the pool? 1.5278 0.07394 72 39 28 5
68 Can we move this along, sir? We've booked for 9:30. 1.5238 0.08423 63 36 21 6
69 Do you want to tell him it's kitty litter or should I? 1.5231 0.08800 65 39 18 8
70 Mister, you're not allowed to play here if you don't live in the building. 1.5231 0.09069 65 40 16 9
71 It’s been three days - how much can a contact lens cost? 1.5224 0.08601 67 40 19 8
72 We'll put the lemonade stand here. 1.5205 0.07583 73 41 26 6
73 It's true! Without his phone he really is lost! 1.5205 0.08069 73 43 22 8
74 At least it's only every other weekend. 1.5195 0.07975 77 46 22 9
75 I thought he was YOUR imaginary friend. 1.5179 0.09532 56 34 15 7
76 Ive tried everything, but I can't get him to think outside the box. 1.5172 0.09602 58 36 14 8
77 He thinks he sees an affordable two-bedroom, but it's only a mirage. 1.5172 0.08950 58 34 18 6
78 If we give him water, he'll never learn how to get it for himself. 1.5161 0.08209 62 35 22 5
79 Should we tell him the phone's in his back pocket? 1.5156 0.08907 64 39 17 8
80 In this experiment, I buried the subject's smart phone in the sand. He has not been able to check his texts or e-mails for almost 35 minutes now. 1.5156 0.09181 64 40 15 9
81 He says he won't leave 'till he's found his inner child. 1.5143 0.08074 70 41 22 7
82 Apparently he can't even think in the box. 1.5139 0.08390 72 44 19 9
83 Just buy a new contact lens already! 1.5085 0.09479 59 37 14 8
84 Apparently, we didn't bury him deep enough. 1.5079 0.09830 63 42 10 11
85 Let's play outside the box today. 1.5077 0.09588 65 43 11 11
86 The marbles he lost can't be found. 1.5072 0.08910 69 44 15 10
87 You hit him with the bucket and I'll bury him. 1.5000 0.09449 64 42 12 10
88 Why does he keep saying "oil futures"? 1.5000 0.09126 62 39 15 8
89 If he dies can I bury him? 1.5000 0.09449 64 42 12 10
90 Well, will you look what the cat dragged in. 1.5000 0.08250 58 33 21 4
91 Darn, he hasn't really made much progress since yesterday. 1.5000 0.09605 58 37 13 8
92 Your cat looks sick. 1.4951 0.07284 103 67 21 15
93 Shall we offer the pail and shovel or just tell him his keys are right there on the sidewalk? 1.4923 0.09836 65 45 8 12
94 April fool, Dad! I don’t even wear contacts. 1.4921 0.09015 63 40 15 8
95 He said he lost his keys in there but I think he's lost his marbles 1.4918 0.08628 61 37 18 6
96 Uh, my dad goes a little overboard in the retelling of the Passover story. 1.4918 0.08305 61 36 20 5
97 Lawrence of Suburbia. 1.4918 0.07970 61 35 22 4
98 How long is this guy's recess? 1.4918 0.08628 61 37 18 6
99 He still can't think outside the box. 1.4918 0.08628 61 37 18 6
100 I guess it wasn't cats peeing in the sandbox after all. 1.4915 0.10077 59 40 9 10
101 I told you they were too big to have come from a cat. 1.4912 0.10051 57 38 10 9
102 Great. It's the "Occupy Sandbox" movement. 1.4912 0.09068 57 35 16 6
103 The sands of time can be so cruel. 1.4912 0.08715 57 34 18 5
104 Is it time to change his sand? 1.4909 0.08942 55 33 17 5
105 Though I'm usually against animal testing, I think we should have a cat test the kitty litter. 1.4909 0.09665 55 35 13 7
106 Microclimate change. 1.4906 0.09184 53 32 16 5
107 They say he's lost his marbles. 1.4906 0.08780 53 31 18 4
108 He's searching for a grain of truth. 1.4906 0.08780 53 31 18 4
109 It all started with those adult coloring books. 1.4894 0.10912 47 31 9 7
110 It's like an Infinity Pool, only more desperate. 1.4844 0.08331 64 39 19 6
111 I just changed my mind about wanting to grow up. 1.4844 0.09181 64 42 13 9
112 The short answer is 'peyote.' 1.4839 0.09409 62 41 12 9
113 He's looking for his offshore account. 1.4839 0.08829 62 39 16 7
114 Unsure which public restrooms to use, straight males now opting for rooftop litter boxes. Story at 11. 1.4833 0.09355 60 39 13 8
115 He always refuses to ask directions! 1.4828 0.08606 58 35 18 5
116 If this your Dad after watching 'Lawrence of Arabia,' I hope he never sees 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' 1.4828 0.09602 58 38 12 8
117 He's harmless, but keep an eye on your juice box. 1.4828 0.08606 58 35 18 5
118 He's auditioning for 'Survivor: Lower East Side'. 1.4828 0.08606 58 35 18 5
119 For once I'd like recess without the drama. 1.4828 0.07871 58 33 22 3
120 I wish I had his imagination. 1.4828 0.09282 58 37 14 7
121 Should we give him back his glasses? 1.4821 0.09185 56 35 15 6
122 Well, at least he buried it. 1.4821 0.10190 56 38 9 9
123 He never really got over losing Wilson 1.4821 0.10504 56 39 7 10
124 Maybe we should tell him about the "find your IPhone" feature 1.4815 0.10149 54 36 10 8
125 So, that's why the pigeons are circling. 1.4808 0.09309 52 32 15 5
126 Poor guy just can't think outside of the box... 1.4808 0.10454 52 35 9 8
127 Dad takes his telling of the Passover story very seriously. 1.4808 0.09309 52 32 15 5
128 We're gonna need a bigger box 1.4800 0.09579 50 31 14 5
129 Mom said he wouldn't put the seat down. 1.4792 0.10731 48 32 9 7
130 So, do we get involved or just find somewhere else to play? 1.4737 0.08709 57 35 17 5
131 He loves working at the granular level. 1.4737 0.07957 57 33 21 3
132 I don't know. The plaque says, 'Wall Street, 2008'. 1.4737 0.09401 57 37 13 7
133 This installation would look better at MoMA. 1.4727 0.08550 55 33 18 4
134 He's adamant he ordered a small dessert, but that's the problem with predictive text 1.4727 0.10002 55 37 10 8
135 That's why I don't wear contact lenses. 1.4727 0.08935 55 34 16 5
136 Start worrying if he meows. 1.4727 0.08550 55 33 18 4
137 Drat, he's no further than he was yesterday. 1.4727 0.08550 55 33 18 4
138 Mom said if he doesn't go, we can't let him back inside. 1.4727 0.09659 55 36 12 7
139 You really need to screen your playdates better. 1.4727 0.08935 55 34 16 5
140 Let's update his GPS. 1.4727 0.07722 55 31 22 2
141 Now we wait for the cement to harden. 1.4727 0.08146 55 32 20 3
142 Wasn't he going the other way yesterday? 1.4717 0.07902 53 30 21 2
143 I switched his pot with catnip. 1.4694 0.09716 49 31 13 5
144 I'm always confused. Performance or installation? 1.4667 0.09847 45 28 13 4
145 Don't worry, he's just a mirage. 1.4667 0.09041 60 39 14 7
146 When a Zen garden isn't so Zen 1.4667 0.10825 45 30 9 6
147 Maybe he'll let us bury him. 1.4655 0.08941 58 37 15 6
148 Okay maybe we should tell him where his keys are. 1.4643 0.09522 56 37 12 7
149 He's just not thinking outside the box. 1.4643 0.09522 56 37 12 7
150 'Staycation' isn't going so well. 1.4643 0.08814 56 35 16 5
151 Talk about a first world problem. 1.4643 0.09522 56 37 12 7
152 The 'infinity desert' also has a heat lamp option, for extra despair. 1.4643 0.08814 56 35 16 5
153 He said that he spent the happiest years of his life in this place and he wants to be buried here. 1.4630 0.08652 54 33 17 4
154 I hope that's clumping. 1.4630 0.10140 54 37 9 8
155 I'd say he doesn't play well with others. 1.4630 0.09425 54 35 13 6
156 Maybe he's an out-of-work archeologist. 1.4630 0.09047 54 34 15 5
157 I hope that is clumping litter. 1.4630 0.09425 54 35 13 6
158 Okay Dad, climate change is real. I get it. 1.4630 0.09047 54 34 15 5
159 He is absolutely unable to think outside the box. 1.4630 0.09789 54 36 11 7
160 Let’s wait; he’s almost there. 1.4630 0.08239 54 32 19 3
161 He won't get far. 1.4615 0.09694 52 34 12 6
162 Sorry no bathroom in this unit, but it does come with a rooftop litter box. 1.4615 0.10076 52 35 10 7
163 I think he’s looking for his marbles. 1.4615 0.08447 52 31 18 3
164 It's not the heat, it's the stupidity. 1.4615 0.09297 52 33 14 5
165 Should we card him? He doesn't look under 6 to me. 1.4615 0.09297 52 33 14 5
166 Forty years later and he still hasn't come in from recess. Legendary. 1.4615 0.11527 39 26 8 5
167 I guess one person's sandbox is another person's desert. 1.4600 0.09984 50 33 11 6
168 I hate to tell him the oasis is the other way. 1.4600 0.10384 50 34 9 7
169 Ah, looking for the grain of truth. 1.4600 0.10384 50 34 9 7
170 He'll never make it. 1.4600 0.09566 50 32 13 5
171 I'm not so sure about these new public restrooms... 1.4583 0.09856 48 31 12 5
172 Maybe we should tell him to think outside the box. 1.4583 0.09856 48 31 12 5
173 The last stage of the co-op board approval process, he's trying to buy 3A. 1.4583 0.09856 48 31 12 5
174 He washed up on the Upper East Side 1.4561 0.09049 57 37 14 6
175 He must think he's Lawrence of Suburbia 1.4545 0.09291 55 36 13 6
176 I'm not sure that this is what was meant by "make the refugees feel at home" 1.4545 0.12379 33 22 7 4
177 I don't think he ever really got over the loss of "Wilson." 1.4545 0.08921 55 35 15 5
178 We really are getting the full New York experience at this Airbnb. 1.4545 0.09997 44 28 12 4
179 Dad takes the fun out of everything. 1.4545 0.10513 44 29 10 5
180 No, you tell him his keys are in your bucket! 1.4528 0.09549 53 35 12 6
181 He's practicing for climate change. 1.4528 0.08757 53 33 16 4
182 Should we bring him a doctor or a camel? 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
183 If we give him water we’re enablers. 1.4510 0.09420 51 33 13 5
184 Life's a beach. 1.4510 0.09420 51 33 13 5
185 Mom says he's preparing for global warming. 1.4510 0.08994 51 32 15 4
186 It's evident that he can't think outside the box. 1.4500 0.08709 60 39 15 6
187 Daddy, I also might have lost it on that other roof there... 1.4490 0.08778 49 30 16 3
188 He's a rescue dad. 1.4490 0.09250 49 31 14 4
189 I'm inclined not to tell the search party. 1.4490 0.09698 49 32 12 5
190 Survivor has really cut its budget this year. 1.4490 0.09698 49 32 12 5
191 You took him in, you do the scoop. 1.4490 0.09250 49 31 14 4
192 Be sure to call as soon as you get there. 1.4468 0.09526 47 30 13 4
193 Yes, but is it Art? 1.4468 0.10452 47 32 9 6
194 Be patient--he's nearly there. 1.4468 0.09526 47 30 13 4
195 This guy is taking forever. 1.4468 0.09999 47 31 11 5
196 Should we tell him we already found the ring? 1.4468 0.09027 47 29 15 3
197 It's punishment from his editor... he spelled "dessert" with only one "s." 1.4444 0.10804 45 31 8 6
198 The hard part was figuring out how to keep the sand moving. 1.4444 0.09824 45 29 12 4
199 I wonder if he knows that's a litter box? 1.4444 0.10326 45 30 10 5
200 Word on the street is he's been bounced from every other box in town. 1.4444 0.09824 45 29 12 4
201 Hey, Mister. You're in the wrong cartoon. This is our sandbox. 1.4444 0.10326 45 30 10 5
202 I'll bet unemployed Archaeologist. 1.4423 0.08862 52 33 15 4
203 I wonder what his inner child thinks of his outer adult. 1.4423 0.09278 52 34 13 5
204 He's training for climate change. 1.4419 0.10150 43 28 11 4
205 This is exactly why I stopped wearing contact lenses. 1.4400 0.09107 50 32 14 4
206 First Mrs. Billingsley's cat, now this. We need a rake. 1.4400 0.10365 50 35 8 7
207 If you give him water now you'll just encourage him. 1.4400 0.08647 50 31 16 3
208 I see what you mean. He looks miserable; we should switch back to the clumping litter. 1.4400 0.10365 50 35 8 7
209 I hope that's not us 50 years from now. 1.4400 0.09963 50 34 10 6
210 Show me a hotter, grittier performance artist working today. 1.4400 0.08647 50 31 16 3
211 I'm just glad he's not training for Naked and Afraid. 1.4400 0.09545 50 33 12 5
212 No, YOU tell him his time is up. 1.4400 0.09107 50 32 14 4
213 The sad thing is, he thought he'd asked for dessert. 1.4400 0.08647 50 31 16 3
214 I solemnly swear to never grow up. 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
215 Our other amenity is a resistance pool. 1.4375 0.09371 48 31 13 4
216 Yeah, I reserved the box but I think this guy knows somebody. 1.4375 0.08372 48 29 17 2
217 First they take our coloring books, now our sandboxes. 1.4375 0.09833 48 32 11 5
218 He's got to start thinking outside the box. 1.4364 0.09627 55 38 10 7
219 Remember the good old days when all we worried about were cats? 1.4359 0.10256 39 25 11 3
220 Honestly, I don't mind if dad thinks he's a cat. It's the clean-up I'm having a problem with. 1.4348 0.10610 46 32 8 6
221 Performance art pisses me off. 1.4348 0.11056 46 33 6 7
222 Maybe we should think outside the box. 1.4348 0.09143 46 29 14 3
223 Mom won't let you keep him unless he is house-trained. 1.4348 0.10610 46 32 8 6
224 I want the cat back. 1.4348 0.09657 46 30 12 4
225 I told him to cross at night, but did he listen? 1.4348 0.09657 46 30 12 4
226 Should we tell him that's the litter box? 1.4348 0.09657 46 30 12 4
227 He thinks he's in the desert on a horse with no name. 1.4348 0.09143 46 29 14 3
228 Should I tell him there's a Starbucks across the street? 1.4348 0.08598 46 28 16 2
229 Poor guy has been on a timeout since the 70s. 1.4348 0.09657 46 30 12 4
230 I thought he was taking us out for a little dessert. 1.4348 0.10145 46 31 10 5
231 I stand corrected, he really did mean desert sampler. 1.4348 0.10145 46 31 10 5
232 Not sure this beachfront timeshare is working out. 1.4348 0.09657 46 30 12 4
233 That cat looks like your dad. 1.4348 0.09657 46 30 12 4
234 Hey mister - can we bury you? 1.4348 0.09657 46 30 12 4
235 I hope he finds him. He was a very nice little boy. 1.4348 0.10610 46 32 8 6
236 If we give him water he'll never leave. 1.4340 0.08307 53 33 17 3
237 I wish he'd go back to the StairMaster. 1.4324 0.10641 37 24 10 3
238 I just hope I outgrow this quicker than he has. 1.4318 0.09967 44 29 11 4
239 He's your typical method actor about to do a bottled water commercial. 1.4286 0.09671 49 33 11 5
240 ...at least it's a dry heat... 1.4286 0.08000 56 35 18 3
241 His "Survivor" audition is tomorrow. 1.4286 0.09221 49 32 13 4
242 He said his name's Robinson something. 1.4286 0.09725 42 27 12 3
243 Lawrence of Albany 1.4286 0.08748 49 31 15 3
244 Hey buddy, you gonna let us play through or what? 1.4286 0.08748 49 31 15 3
245 He's not nuts, just preparing for climate change. 1.4286 0.08248 49 30 17 2
246 Well, he was here first. 1.4286 0.08748 49 31 15 3
247 Go get a couple of bottles of water, I sense profit. 1.4286 0.10514 49 35 7 7
248 He was in "Cats" for a loooong time 1.4286 0.09221 49 32 13 4
249 It's small, but rent-controlled 1.4286 0.08748 49 31 15 3
250 I don't want to grow up! 1.4286 0.09671 49 33 11 5
251 I hate art. 1.4286 0.09221 49 32 13 4
252 I think it's too early to say whether he'll play well with others. 1.4286 0.08248 49 30 17 2
253 Keep digging Dad. You'll find your self esteem in there somewhere. 1.4286 0.09221 49 32 13 4
254 We brought you a pail and shovel. It's much more fun with toys. 1.4286 0.10102 49 34 9 6
255 His GPS is down. 1.4286 0.08748 49 31 15 3
256 No, you get in first. 1.4286 0.09671 49 33 11 5
257 I think your pail of water might be worth big bucks! 1.4286 0.09671 49 33 11 5
258 This is what happens when you can't think outside the box. 1.4286 0.09221 49 32 13 4
259 Senators from Texas really shouldn't campaign in New York. 1.4255 0.09494 47 31 12 4
260 My dad can't think outside the box. 1.4255 0.09494 47 31 12 4
261 Sorry ‘bout this. My dad spent the weekend binge-watching Lost. 1.4255 0.09494 47 31 12 4
262 His problem is his inability to think outside the box. 1.4255 0.08994 47 30 14 3
263 You set up the lemonade stand and I'll research price gouging. 1.4255 0.09970 47 32 10 5
264 He said he was trying to stop drinking 1.4255 0.10423 47 33 8 6
265 Well on the bright side, we're not seeing as much cat poop. 1.4255 0.08994 47 30 14 3
266 Worst Airbnb ever. 1.4255 0.09970 47 32 10 5
267 He's still convinced that all he really needs to know he learned in kindergarten. 1.4255 0.08464 47 29 16 2
268 I told ya it wasn't a cat using our sandbox! 1.4255 0.10423 47 33 8 6
269 I just can't get him to think outside the box. 1.4255 0.09494 47 31 12 4
270 Rough day,dad ? 1.4255 0.09494 47 31 12 4
271 Adults ruin everything. 1.4250 0.11815 40 29 5 6
272 Maybe we could build the zen garden around him. 1.4242 0.12332 33 23 6 4
273 Looks like its time for another intervention. 1.4231 0.08833 52 34 14 4
274 If I dig the grave, no sharesies on the wallet. 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
275 He couldn't afford the full desert survival course. 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
276 Maybe it's a mirage. 1.4222 0.09260 45 29 13 3
277 Mom calls it his 'Middle East Crisis.' 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
278 Exactly when did he lose his keys in there? 1.4222 0.10293 45 31 9 5
279 Should we tell him that the drinking fountain is inside the school? 1.4222 0.09790 45 30 11 4
280 This guy should start thinking outside the box 1.4222 0.10773 45 32 7 6
281 He gave me the first month's rent and a security deposit. 1.4222 0.08697 45 28 15 2
282 It's a humane interim step before he's actually fired. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
283 He appears to need it more than us. 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
284 I hope he's not a cat person! 1.4186 0.10112 43 29 10 4
285 Maybe we should open a lemonade stand. 1.4186 0.08308 43 26 16 1
286 Dad, try thinking outside the box. 1.4186 0.08308 43 26 16 1
287 He doesn't know how to think out of the box. 1.4167 0.09800 48 33 10 5
288 See? I told you those weren't from a cat. 1.4167 0.09800 48 33 10 5
289 Yes, but how I got the sand to stick to the conveyor belt is what will impress the science fair judges. 1.4167 0.09337 48 32 12 4
290 They say one day he came out here at recess and just never left. 1.4167 0.10666 48 35 6 7
291 Leave him in a bit longer...I think the Sandbox-Detox idea is showing promise. 1.4167 0.08333 48 30 16 2
292 Put a couple of quarters on the ledge, Ceil, so he knows we're next. 1.4167 0.09800 48 33 10 5
293 Your Dad is kind of a drama queen. 1.4167 0.09800 48 33 10 5
294 I forget, what is playground etiquette in regard to the weird kid? 1.4167 0.09337 48 32 12 4
295 I thought that Gary's email said "come up to the roof for a little dessert" 1.4167 0.12199 36 26 5 5
296 He's in training for the Dubai Olympics. 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
297 Should we mention that drinking fountain over there? 1.4146 0.09862 41 27 11 3
298 He's been drinking outside the box. 1.4146 0.09862 41 27 11 3
299 When do you think Dad will be done trying to find his childhood? 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
300 It's getting late buddy -- you'd better turn back. 1.4130 0.09103 46 30 13 3
301 He just needs to start thinking outside of it. 1.4130 0.09103 46 30 13 3
302 Looks like we'll be having a substitute in Mr. Walker's class again. 1.4130 0.09103 46 30 13 3
303 He came with the kit. 1.4130 0.09619 46 31 11 4
304 His fitness watch broke, so he has no idea when to stop. 1.4130 0.09103 46 30 13 3
305 His Fit Bit is up to 33. 1.4130 0.10109 46 32 9 5
306 I think he's had enough. Give him his cell phone back. 1.4130 0.10109 46 32 9 5
307 Survivor - Kindergarten 1.4130 0.08556 46 29 15 2
308 If he starts meowing and scratching, I'm outta here. 1.4130 0.10109 46 32 9 5
309 I'm NOT cleaning that up. 1.4130 0.08556 46 29 15 2
310 Hey mister, you’re in the wrong cartoon. 1.4130 0.09619 46 31 11 4
311 Let's come back later - it looks like he's in the middle of something. 1.4130 0.09103 46 30 13 3
312 Common Core eventually gets to all the teachers. 1.4130 0.10576 46 33 7 6
313 This is where dad comes to dry out. 1.4130 0.10576 46 33 7 6
314 He books the same hour every week. 1.4091 0.09377 44 29 12 3
315 Now do you understand why the co-op board banned him from the pool? 1.4091 0.08795 44 28 14 2
316 Should we tell him we already found his car keys? 1.4091 0.08795 44 28 14 2
317 It doesn't look like much but I tell you we Green Screen the rest and we'll have another Lawrence of Arabia. 1.4091 0.10938 44 32 6 6
318 He says he lost a quarter there when he was five. 1.4091 0.10444 44 31 8 5
319 This is just sad on so many levels 1.4091 0.11411 44 33 4 7
320 Not so much fun, is it, dad? 1.4091 0.10444 44 31 8 5
321 We finally get rid of the cat, and now this? 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
322 Our AirBnB guests just love the "extreme conditions" package. 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
323 Throw in your bucket, let's see if he kicks it. 1.4048 0.10809 42 30 7 5
324 I don'know. He came with the sand. 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
325 Interesting situation. I'll bet my shovel against your bucket that he doesn't make it. 1.4048 0.10258 42 29 9 4
326 Somebody needs a juice-box. 1.4048 0.09055 42 27 13 2
327 I was sure we had this sandbox reserved. 1.4043 0.08418 47 30 15 2
328 Lawrence of Manhattan. 1.4043 0.10386 47 34 7 6
329 Please tell me he didn’t just meow. 1.4043 0.09453 47 32 11 4
330 Is Aunt Rita still single? 1.4032 0.08744 62 44 11 7
331 The condo board denied his request for a lap pool. 1.4000 0.08646 45 29 14 2
332 Let's give him another ten minutes. If he's not dead by then, we can find another sandbox. 1.4000 0.09744 45 31 10 4
333 Should we go get his mom? 1.4000 0.08646 45 29 14 2
334 Sorry, my dad is a method actor. 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
335 Yes, Virginia, there is a Sandman. 1.4000 0.08646 45 29 14 2
336 But is it art? 1.4000 0.09211 45 30 12 3
337 I just don't think he is capable of thinking outside the box. 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
338 Who's Wilson? 1.4000 0.09744 45 31 10 4
339 Poor Uncle Joe--he can't think inside or outside the box. 1.4000 0.08646 45 29 14 2
340 He's not stay-at-home dad material. 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
341 Should we tell him that this isn't what we meant by the nearest New York City hot spot? 1.4000 0.08646 45 29 14 2
342 Okay, cue the vultures. 1.4000 0.08040 45 28 16 1
343 Thinking back, he may have ordered a small *dessert*. 1.4000 0.09211 45 30 12 3
344 He's the mastermind behind adult coloring books. This was supposed to be his next big thing... 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
345 You'd think at some point he'd give up looking for his keys and just call Uber. 1.4000 0.10000 40 27 10 3
346 A Chinese collector wants to buy it for thirty million. 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
347 They just don't make quicksand like they used to. 1.4000 0.09744 45 31 10 4
348 He seems to be searching for the Republican candidate who might win. 1.4000 0.10622 40 28 8 4
349 It's not huge, but he only pays $3,000 a month for it. 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
350 I think he's going to be a while. 1.4000 0.09211 45 30 12 3
351 At what point do you think we should tell them it's not in there? 1.4000 0.10208 35 23 10 2
352 And now we'll interview one of the first graduates of Trump University 1.4000 0.09744 45 31 10 4
353 I hate the way climate change has affected recess. 1.3958 0.09292 48 33 11 4
354 It's the last of the Republican front runners. 1.3953 0.10060 43 30 9 4
355 Has anybody seen my chin? 1.3953 0.11107 43 32 5 6
356 He needs to start drinking outside the box. 1.3953 0.10597 43 31 7 5
357 What we need is a buzzard. 1.3953 0.08892 43 28 13 2
358 Hey Mister! The Lee Strasberg Studio is on the 2nd floor... 1.3953 0.08246 43 27 15 1
359 Hey, Dad, could you do your penance somewhere else? 1.3953 0.08892 43 28 13 2
360 Legally, if he plays a few more hours we can claim him as a dependent. 1.3953 0.10060 43 30 9 4
361 He never should have relied on his GPS 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
362 Sorry, but we reserved the sandbox from noon to one. 1.3953 0.08892 43 28 13 2
363 It's your turn to clean his litter box. 1.3953 0.10597 43 31 7 5
364 He lost his marbles 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
365 Suburban kids only have to worry about cats using their sandbox. 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
366 I hired him to keep the cats out. 1.3953 0.10060 43 30 9 4
367 His mother left him here in 1995. 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
368 This may take a while....he says his best marketing ideas come to him in form of a mirage. 1.3953 0.10060 43 30 9 4
369 Better tell Billy his dad's off his meds again. 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
370 He has PTSD,post-traumatic sandbox disorder. 1.3947 0.11021 38 27 7 4
371 My dad says he didn't get into the right pre-K and it was all downhill from there. 1.3947 0.10356 38 26 9 3
372 Does not play well with others. 1.3939 0.09672 33 21 11 1
373 He's working his way up to the Sahara. 1.3913 0.09051 46 31 12 3
374 I wish Dad would look somewhere else for his urban oasis. 1.3913 0.09051 46 31 12 3
375 He's one camel short of an oasis. 1.3913 0.09051 46 31 12 3
376 My Mom says it's something called French Foreign Legionnaires' Disease. 1.3913 0.09051 46 31 12 3
377 Earl has a gift for sucking the joy out of sandbox time. 1.3913 0.09570 46 32 10 4
378 Maybe we should come back when he's dead. 1.3913 0.09570 46 32 10 4
379 He's unable to think outside the box. 1.3913 0.09570 46 32 10 4
380 Last Thursday I found him face down in my Play Doh. 1.3913 0.08500 46 30 14 2
381 Still searching for your dignity? 1.3902 0.10976 41 30 6 5
382 It's a lap pool for desert trekkers. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
383 My dad says the shortage of public restrooms is ridiculous. 1.3902 0.08467 41 26 14 1
384 Method acting school on the third floor. You'll get used to it. 1.3902 0.09159 41 27 12 2
385 And that, Timmy, is why I don't eat paste any more. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
386 He just can't think outside the box. 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
387 I liked it better when our teacher wasn't a performance artist. 1.3902 0.09159 41 27 12 2
388 My dad tends to overdo staycations. 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
389 He should be thinking out of the box. 1.3902 0.10976 41 30 6 5
390 He lost his keys downstairs, but there's more light up here. 1.3902 0.10405 41 29 8 4
391 He's out of the litter box, and that's all I really care about. 1.3902 0.09159 41 27 12 2
392 So this is why they tell us to think outside the box! 1.3902 0.09802 41 28 10 3
393 He has trouble thinking outside of the box! 1.3902 0.11518 41 31 4 6
394 He was a child left behind. 1.3898 0.07651 59 39 17 3
395 It's the new Bikram 1.3889 0.11463 36 26 6 4
396 Looks like we won't have to wait long for our turn in the sandbox. 1.3878 0.09136 49 34 11 4
397 A sauna just wasn't in the budget. 1.3864 0.09319 44 30 11 3
398 Hey Mister, it's time to start thinking out of the box. 1.3864 0.10392 44 32 7 5
399 Ironic, I always thought of this sandbox as an oasis. 1.3864 0.10392 44 32 7 5
400 It's ours when the vultures leave. 1.3864 0.09319 44 30 11 3
401 Let's leave the shovel and pail... he can clean up his own mess. 1.3864 0.09319 44 30 11 3
402 That must be one expensive contact lens. 1.3864 0.09319 44 30 11 3
403 He's been trying to find himself for days. 1.3864 0.09870 44 31 9 4
404 Odd... the Method actors rarely venture past the swing set. 1.3864 0.09870 44 31 9 4
405 You see him too? I thought he was a mirage! 1.3864 0.09870 44 31 9 4
406 Mrs. Freeley buried his Scotch again. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
407 It's been his turn since 1997. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
408 Shall we tell him about the drinking fountain? 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
409 I liked it better when the cats used it. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
410 He should die soon, then we can play. 1.3846 0.11391 39 29 5 5
411 See, I told you thinking inside the box gets you nowhere. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
412 He smokes Camels. 1.3846 0.11391 39 29 5 5
413 It's good to see my dad finally getting better after the divorce. 1.3846 0.09449 39 26 11 2
414 Last week he couldn't figure out how to get off the merry-go-round. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
415 Burying your head in our sandbox won't make Trump disappear! 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
416 He really has to start thinking outside the box. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
417 I wonder how he'll dig himself out of this one. 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
418 Water...Sparkling. Water. 1.3846 0.11391 39 29 5 5
419 My cat rents it out by the hour. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
420 Should we tell him he's crawling AWAY from the water fountain? 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
421 My dad gets dramatic when we run out of bottled water. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
422 Your turn to clean the litter. 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
423 He should try thinking outside the box. 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
424 He comes here for the Jersey shore experience. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
425 I think he just meowed. Let's get out of here. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
426 Did you tell him we've found the shovel? 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
427 Billy, it's been 35 years now. It's time to wash your hands and come inside. 1.3810 0.08986 42 28 12 2
428 If he doesn't make it, we can bury him. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
429 It seems that coloring books are the gateway drug. 1.3810 0.10751 42 31 6 5
430 Is this like when the pool has adult swim? 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
431 Occupy Sandbox ran out of funding--he'll be gone by tomorrow. 1.3810 0.08986 42 28 12 2
432 The wavy line over his head means he smells bad. 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
433 I'd like to help him, but we're just mirages. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
434 Ned's been searching for an urban oasis for quite a while. 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
435 Dad says we come from a desert people. 1.3784 0.08964 37 24 12 1
436 We're going to need a bigger shovel. 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
437 We finally got the cats to stop using it, and now this! 1.3784 0.08964 37 24 12 1
438 Now if only we could get him to stop spraying. 1.3784 0.10506 37 26 8 3
439 Is this what a midlife crisis looks like? 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
440 I can't sand this anymore. 1.3784 0.11198 37 27 6 4
441 He thinks he is Lawrence of Exurbia. 1.3778 0.10195 45 33 7 5
442 I don't know...mom says he's trying to find himself. 1.3778 0.08581 45 30 13 2
443 I think he just realized it's a litter box. 1.3778 0.09686 45 32 9 4
444 I guess burying Dad's bottles in the sandbox completely backfired huh? 1.3778 0.08581 45 30 13 2
445 There must be a grain of truth in here. 1.3778 0.09150 45 31 11 3
446 We should open a lemonade stand. 1.3778 0.09686 45 32 9 4
447 He catastrophizes everything. 1.3778 0.09150 45 31 11 3
448 We should've known adult coloring books would be a slippery slope for John... 1.3750 0.11144 40 30 5 5
449 Should we say something? 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
450 He's also been talking about going gluten free 1.3750 0.11144 40 30 5 5
451 He can't see the sand for the box. 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
452 My dad has bigger hangovers than your dad. 1.3750 0.10554 40 29 7 4
453 My teacher said the deserts in Tokyo are even smaller. 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
454 He only thinks inside the box. 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
455 This could get ugly. He identifies as a cat. 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
456 We suggest you start thinking out of the box. 1.3750 0.10554 40 29 7 4
457 That's why I decided against contact lenses. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
458 Churlish of me to say that it is neither performance nor art. 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
459 ... and in the winter, he used to walk to school barefoot, uphill, both ways. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
460 In an existential sense, maybe we are merely part of his mirage. 1.3750 0.08539 40 26 13 1
461 It is so sad to see what happens when a Millennial loses his phone. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
462 He's got to start thinking outside the sandbox. 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
463 He's really taking this casting call for "Survivor, Death Valley" seriously. 1.3750 0.11144 40 30 5 5
464 Yeah, but by New York standards, it's immense. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
465 Either we're the mirage or he's nuts. I prefer that latter. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
466 Does your dad ever do this? 1.3750 0.08539 40 26 13 1
467 It's pathetic watching them search for their lost youth 1.3750 0.08539 40 26 13 1
468 That's why Mom only allows me an hour in there. 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
469 It's not as good as his Stranded Man on a Desert Island, but it's good. 1.3750 0.08539 40 26 13 1
470 My dad did not have much of a childhood. 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
471 He's still an outdoor dad. 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
472 Poor fool, never could think outside of the box 1.3721 0.09426 43 30 10 3
473 I think, technically speaking, we are now supervising your dad. 1.3721 0.08819 43 29 12 2
474 Water? Are you kidding? We should build a wall. 1.3721 0.10536 43 32 6 5
475 Don't grow up, kids. It's not worth it. This used to be a lot bigger and a lot more fun. 1.3714 0.13020 35 28 1 6
476 I don't think we have to worry about the cost of college. 1.3714 0.11657 35 26 5 4
477 Actually, I wanted a dessert. 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
478 He keeps mumbling about the long campaign. 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
479 He's almost completely housebroken! 1.3710 0.07708 62 43 15 4
480 He's been in timeout since August. 1.3696 0.08987 46 32 11 3
481 It's the stage of withdrawal where he starts looking for old butts in anything that resembles an ashtray. 1.3696 0.10004 46 34 7 5
482 It's hard to find your marbles when you've lost them in a sandbox. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
483 He's training to be a cartoon in The New Yorker. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
484 I think he's been in time-out long enough. 1.3684 0.08781 38 25 12 1
485 He's Lawrence of PS 122 1.3684 0.08781 38 25 12 1
486 Do you think if we brought a bottle of water he'd leave? 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
487 My dad's been using it to train for "Survivor." 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
488 It doesn't look like we'll have to wait much longer. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
489 Want to color instead? 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
490 We're still not sure how this "species-neutral" bathroom is going to play out. 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
491 Joey, I know your brother is training for the French Foreign Legion, but I wanna build a sand castle. 1.3684 0.09557 38 26 10 2
492 Some kids just take longer than others to start walking. 1.3659 0.10334 41 30 7 4
493 "Surely the add read, bring "Pail and Shovel" not "Pale and Disheveled". 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
494 If he doesn't find an oasis, he's done for. 1.3659 0.09077 41 28 11 2
495 Should we tell him the oasis is behind him? 1.3659 0.09077 41 28 11 2
496 This is my dad, he's in training for another cartoon. 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
497 He was an extra in "Cats" 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
498 Your delusion is encroaching on our recess. 1.3659 0.09077 41 28 11 2
499 He washed up from the kiddie pool. 1.3636 0.11364 33 24 6 3
500 The Guggenheim passed this up? 1.3636 0.08024 44 29 14 1
501 Having a method actor as a stay-at-home dad creates some novel play opportunities. 1.3636 0.11364 33 24 6 3
502 He thinks he's Lawrence of Suburbia. 1.3636 0.11364 33 24 6 3
503 Dad likes to make sure there's no gluten. 1.3617 0.10721 47 37 3 7
504 He'll be out soon. He thinks the oasis is just over the the next hill. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
505 We just couldn't get him to think outside the box. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
506 Teacher says my art project 'lacks empathy.' 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
507 I liked the Goldsworthy installation more. But, hey. We're here. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
508 It's New York. If he can make it here, he can make it anywhere. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
509 Whew!!That was close! We could have been stranded in there, too! 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
510 I heard Burning Man is full of these people. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
511 I'm still going to vote for him. 1.3611 0.11376 36 27 5 4
512 I wish he'd practice groveling somewhere else. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
513 Meet my Dad – he loves to play Survivor. 1.3611 0.10655 36 26 7 3
514 He's been searching for his childhood for the last two hours. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
515 "Forget your castle, let's go get a drink". 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
516 I think his GPS is off. 1.3611 0.09882 36 25 9 2
517 My parents bought him to remind me how blessed I am. 1.3611 0.09044 36 24 11 1
518 Thank goodness he's finally litter-trained 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
519 We might have to wait a while. It's rent controlled. 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
520 I'd rather have a cat. 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
521 This is why I don't like cat people. 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
522 This is why I'm not a fan of hot yoga. 1.3590 0.11315 39 30 4 5
523 He's completely disoriented without his pail and shovel. 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
524 How long do you think he's going to keep him under there? 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
525 Remember when you asked me to explain a 'hot mess'? 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
526 It won't sell as well as an Endless Pool. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
527 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the sandbox? 1.3590 0.11315 39 30 4 5
528 He's actually pretty high-ranking in Scientology. 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
529 It is this year's staycation. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
530 He lost his wallet at the beach, but the light is better here. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
531 I'm gaining more respect for vultures. 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
532 I this is where playing in the sandbox gets us, I say let's move on to the slide. 1.3590 0.11315 39 30 4 5
533 Somebody listed it on Airbnb under eco-tourism. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
534 Mr. Clark, I don't think recess is long enough to see your one man production of Lawrence of Arabia. 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
535 Dad just hasn't been the same since Burning Man 1.3590 0.08605 39 26 12 1
536 His iPhone is not the only thing the cat buried in there. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
537 Maybe it's time you think outside the box. 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
538 We should tell him the nearest oasis is over on 79th street. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
539 For forty years he's been wandering in there... 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
540 He says the last thing he can remember is a cat trying to cover him up. 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
541 Your dad is bumming me out. 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
542 They cancelled his flight to Palm Springs. 1.3590 0.10052 39 28 8 3
543 He insists on calling it a hot yoga studio. 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
544 The deluxe edition of the Castaway Sandbox™ comes with a palm tree 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
545 This is what a beach vacation looks like after budget cuts. 1.3590 0.08605 39 26 12 1
546 We might be a Mirage... 1.3590 0.11315 39 30 4 5
547 I'm starting to think we're just a part of his imagination. 1.3571 0.09531 42 30 9 3
548 Last time he stayed in there for forty days. 1.3571 0.08901 42 29 11 2
549 He's searching for his childhood. 1.3571 0.10122 42 31 7 4
550 Watching this is still more entertaining than "Ishtar." 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
551 This Navy Seal training is starting to cut into our playtime ... 1.3571 0.08901 42 29 11 2
552 Now, tell me this isn't more fun that a roof garden. 1.3571 0.08901 42 29 11 2
553 He's a thirsting artist. 1.3548 0.10923 31 22 7 2
554 He comes here every Tuesday to find himself. 1.3548 0.10923 31 22 7 2
555 Yea Well....Nobody's Dad is perfect! 1.3548 0.09890 31 21 9 1
556 Sue, look what the cat dragged in. 1.3542 0.08148 48 33 13 2
557 He was once a Republican front runner until Trump came along. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
558 Problem is he played too well in the sandbox 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
559 Are you going to tell him it's kitty litter or am I? 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
560 First the neighborhood cats, now him. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
561 I love live art. What should we call it? The Stinx? 1.3529 0.11076 34 25 6 3
562 Let's play Vulture. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
563 It's the best I could do with limited space. 1.3529 0.10240 34 24 8 2
564 Do you think we should offer him a Perrier? 1.3529 0.09329 34 23 10 1
565 I guess the sandbox treadmill wasn't such a great idea after all. 1.3514 0.07957 37 24 13 0
566 Daddy calls it urban sprawl. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
567 He says he's Lawrence of Sutton Place. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
568 Man, that kid's turn is taking forever! 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
569 Should I tell Dad that I have his watch? 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
570 'Method acting' aside, it's our turn, Mister. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
571 Flat or sparkling? 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
572 Daddy, are you that sure Tabby ate Mommy's diamond ring? 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
573 He was the most recent head of marketing for Volkswagen's diesel engine division. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
574 Crawling hours are between 8 and 10. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
575 OK, we'll give him 5 more minutes, then we have to clean him up for the convention. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
576 He's taking "hot yoga" to an all new level. 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
577 How long do you plan on looking for your contact lens? 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
578 It's just another day in the existential sandbox. 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
579 Should I tell him I already found his nickel? 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
580 We could just pretend he's a camel. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
581 Looks like we're going to have to wait until the vultures are finished. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
582 The downside of the Sahara diet is we lose our sandbox. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
583 Drama teachers...... 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
584 His name is Lawrence 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
585 Boy, this is a bad place to lose a contact. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
586 I think it's time we tell him we found his contact lens. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
587 At least it's more spacious than that shoebox he was living in downtown. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
588 It may be your installation art, but it's our sandbox. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
589 He's trying out for a reality show. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
590 A stray cat ate his car keys 3 days ago. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
591 Maybe we're the mirage. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
592 It's part of a corporate retreat. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
593 I don't know if he's hallucinating or if we are. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
594 Maybe we're both a mirage. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
595 Why can't he just see a shrink like Mom? 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
596 I'm putting my money on the guy shipwrecked in the wading pool. 1.3500 0.10470 40 30 6 4
597 Mom said his therapist ought to be sued. 1.3500 0.09164 40 28 10 2
598 God, Francine, I hate cleaning his litter box. 1.3500 0.10470 40 30 6 4
599 I think the new watering regulations are overly harsh 1.3500 0.10470 40 30 6 4
600 We're going to need a bigger box. 1.3500 0.09838 40 29 8 3
601 Hey pal, we don't inhabit your world of cynicism, hedonism or hypocrisy, so get the hell out our sandbox! 1.3500 0.09838 40 29 8 3
602 I'm sure he's just passing through. 1.3500 0.09164 40 28 10 2
603 The Co-Op Board wouldn't let us have a cat. 1.3500 0.09164 40 28 10 2
604 If he strikes oil we need to be ready. 1.3500 0.09164 40 28 10 2
605 How long do your dad's acid trips usually last? 1.3500 0.09838 40 29 8 3
606 I'm not sure that these new public toilets are going to work out. 1.3500 0.10470 40 30 6 4
607 That's my dad. He's a moron. 1.3500 0.10470 40 30 6 4
608 Worst sense of direction I've ever seen. 1.3500 0.09164 40 28 10 2
609 I've never been in a hallucination before. 1.3488 0.09344 43 31 9 3
610 He's auditioning for Cats next week. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
611 He's a minimalist. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
612 See what happens when you ignore the big picture? 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
613 He's getting worse. Asking us to call him "Moses". He's been up here for weeks. 1.3462 0.08634 52 38 10 4
614 Since when did Al Gore become so dramatic? 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
615 He's trying to remember where he drew that line he'd never cross. 1.3438 0.09640 32 22 9 1
616 And when he's done playing stranded on the desert island, he goes down to the trash room and plays post-apocalyptic scavenger. 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
617 Beach front property doesn't come any cheaper than this. 1.3438 0.10634 32 23 7 2
618 Rooftop sandboxes aren't as much fun as they sound. 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
619 He won't leave without a caption. 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
620 But on some level aren't we all chasing mirages? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
621 Great, Dad's trying out for "Survivor" again... 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
622 And we thought yesterday's cat was a problem. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
623 I think this is what adults call eminent domain. 1.3429 0.08140 35 23 12 0
624 Without consequences sales goals are meaningless. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
625 How many more method acting classes does have Dad left? 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
626 Burt Lancaster? 1.3429 0.11554 35 27 4 4
627 Should we move the kiddie pool closer? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
628 I completely understand. It was the best part of my life too. 1.3429 0.08140 35 23 12 0
629 I just wish he would try and recapture his youth somewhere else. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
630 That was before "No Child Left Behind" 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
631 My Dad just has to sleep on the couch. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
632 He's half way there. 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
633 It's my first solo exhibition. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
634 A desert of his own making. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
635 My Dad got into performance art after his fourth month of unemployment. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
636 A rooftop pool-party sure looks different in the era of global warming. 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
637 I was so looking forward to sifting out the cigarette butts with you. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
638 He definitely needs to think outside the box! 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
639 Dad’s been on the wagon since noon. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
640 Here's why Occupy Sandbox failed. No movement. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
641 I think we captured the realism. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
642 We're on a time share contract. He has it until 2:30. 1.3429 0.09114 35 24 10 1
643 I don't care if he spit out a hairball, I am not scooping out his poop. 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
644 Dad, I'll buy you a new contact lens. 1.3421 0.08663 38 26 11 1
645 You're right. We should just drive down to the beach. 1.3421 0.09449 38 27 9 2
646 Please tell me he didn't actually use that as a litter box. 1.3421 0.10174 38 28 7 3
647 Doesn't think outside-the-sandbox. 1.3421 0.09449 38 27 9 2
648 Water conservation laws have made Howard's lap pool quite a challenge. 1.3421 0.10174 38 28 7 3
649 Want to buy a pail and shovel 1.3421 0.09449 38 27 9 2
650 ONE MAN'S SANDBOX IS ANOTHER MAN'S DESERT 1.3421 0.10174 38 28 7 3
651 He's been in time out since 1983. 1.3421 0.10174 38 28 7 3
652 This is why I'm never switching to contact lenses. 1.3421 0.09449 38 27 9 2
653 We live in a concrete desert, Marvin. 1.3421 0.08663 38 26 11 1
654 He said something about a wrong turn in Albuquerque. 1.3421 0.08663 38 26 11 1
655 I can see the appeal of adult coloring books, but these adult sandboxes are downright depressing. 1.3415 0.11375 41 33 2 6
656 He says he's a Superdelegate. 1.3415 0.09633 41 30 8 3
657 The cat won't be happy about this. 1.3415 0.08978 41 29 10 2
658 Looks like Ron's still on his spiritual journey. 1.3333 0.08909 36 25 10 1
659 Usually it's cats. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
660 I really misunderstood you when you told me your Dad was an 'outdoorsman'. 1.3333 0.11269 36 28 4 4
661 You can take the man out of the Gobi but you can't take the Gobi out of the man! 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
662 Did you hear that party last night? 1.3333 0.11269 36 28 4 4
663 You think everything stops being fun eventually? 1.3333 0.09948 39 29 7 3
664 On the bright side, at least he doesn't think he's a cat. 1.3333 0.09096 48 36 8 4
665 He says he's preparing for a Trump presidency. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
666 I'm not sure whose dad that is, but I think he's lost. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
667 A few more hours and he'll be ready to drink water from Flint, Michigan. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
668 He's reliving his childhood. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
669 Isn't he supposed to be potty trained? 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
670 Dad, I found my shovel last week. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
671 It's gone from an urban jungle to an urban desert around here. 1.3333 0.08909 36 25 10 1
672 We couldn't afford an 'Endless Pool'. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
673 Somebody had a rough play date. 1.3333 0.08909 36 25 10 1
674 Has Bikram yoga gone too far? 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
675 Mom dropped her ring in the cat food. 1.3333 0.12066 30 23 4 3
676 It may be too late for Uncle Ed to have that happy childhood. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
677 I've seen this before. Don't worry - the vultures will take care of it. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
678 They say he was exiled from the 2nd grade back in '84, been roaming this wasteland ever since. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
679 What's a contact lens? 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
680 He quit drinking. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
681 He asked his wife to forgive him, and she said "pound sand." 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
682 He needs to think out of the box. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
683 Throw the water; this is our recess time 1.3333 0.11269 36 28 4 4
684 He's been feeling deserted. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
685 Watch when he realizes this is a mirage. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
686 " - You can take the man out of the desert..." Submitted by Neil L. Sachs, Monmouth Junction, NJ 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
687 Now I see why they always tell us to think outside the box. 1.3333 0.11073 30 22 6 2
688 He never learned to think outside the box. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
689 The Downside of Feeling the Bern 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
690 Mr. Johnson works hard, and he plays hard. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
691 OK so they ran out of "Survivor" locations. The producers still aren't going to like it. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
692 ...Primal Sandbox Therapy. It's all the rage. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
693 I like his chances of being rescued. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
694 Should we call him a camel? 1.3333 0.08909 36 25 10 1
695 He said the treadmill lacked authenticity. 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
696 Not what I had in mind when I heard "Corporate Retreat." 1.3333 0.08909 36 25 10 1
697 You were right... our Kindergarten teacher IS a drama-king! 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
698 Who's gonna tell him we're here to clean the litterbox? 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
699 Mommy, he's not sharing! 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
700 So the sandman is actually real. Go figure. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
701 If he doesn't dry out this time, mom says to bury him. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
702 Mom wont let him join the French Foreign Legion. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
703 should we toss him your juice-box or wait for the buzzards to stop circling? 1.3333 0.09401 33 23 9 1
704 He says he's looking for his lost shaker of salt. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
705 Your mommy is going to be really mad that you played in your fancy shoes. 1.3333 0.09948 39 29 7 3
706 Never one to think outside the box. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
707 I think he's looking for his inner child. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
708 It's like an endless pool, except without the water. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
709 He needs a new therapist. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
710 We have to think outside the box 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
711 It's Mr. Katz from 6B. He's a method actor. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
712 Worst. MeetUp. Ever. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
713 Maybe it wasn't cat poop we found yesterday. 1.3333 0.09535 45 34 7 4
714 Never thought I'd say this, but I miss my cubicle. 1.3333 0.09948 39 29 7 3
715 Why is that man meowing? 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
716 It's the newest Fitbit challenge 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
717 I say we vote him off the sandbox. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
718 I'm not sure the human litter box idea will ever catch on. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
719 These 'team-building' exercises just keep getting weirder. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
720 He thinks we're the mirage. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
721 Now, downward facing dog for unresolved constipation. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
722 What with global warming this is what's left of Gilligan's Island. 1.3333 0.08909 36 25 10 1
723 He misses his cat. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
724 I hope he covers it up when he's done -- like last time. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
725 Catman really takes the fun out of having a rooftop sandbox. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
726 Marco! 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
727 I guess we harassed the substitute a little too hard. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
728 Another method actor. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
729 It's been three days; he's not going to make it. 1.3250 0.10370 40 31 5 4
730 Deserts in New York are small but efficient. 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
731 How are we going to get him to start thinking outside the box? 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
732 His wife left him after he clawed through their last sofa. 1.3243 0.08711 37 26 10 1
733 Oh, great! First the cats and now this! 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
734 Dad always goes to the worst case scenario. 1.3243 0.08711 37 26 10 1
735 My dad can't swim so we got him the Endless Desert. 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
736 He's actually feelin' THE BERN! 1.3243 0.10292 37 28 6 3
737 At least he stopped leaving us hairballs on the couch. 1.3243 0.09534 37 27 8 2
738 Let him dig himself out of this one. 1.3243 0.10997 37 29 4 4
739 Sand traps can be confusing for the non-golfer. 1.3243 0.10997 37 29 4 4
740 Hey Mr. Wilson. Do you mind if we play through? 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
741 My lunch money says he doesn't make it. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
742 He still thinks that oil is selling for $100 a barrel. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
743 How long has your dad been preparing for Survivor? 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
744 I say its time to call the vet 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
745 He's taking his Castaway audition a little too seriously. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
746 Is this his 'dry sense of humor'? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
747 All we know is his name is Lawrence and he's not from around here! 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
748 I heard, a neighborhood cat ate his wedding ring. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
749 And I thought I had issues. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
750 I killed him in the Kalahari Desert and got him stuffed 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
751 My uncle comes up here whenever he gets homesick for Tucson. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
752 Poor guy. He must suffer from post traumatic sandbox disorder. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
753 This isn't performance art. It's a man in a rooftop litter box. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
754 Has your dad been watching 'Lawrence of Arabia' again? 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
755 I remember what it felt like to sit through Ishtar 1.3235 0.08144 34 23 11 0
756 Think outside the box Jim! 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
757 Spare the rod and spoil the inner child. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
758 This is still a nicer beach than Atlantic City. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
759 He says he misses the DRY heat 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
760 The cat's not going to be happy. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
761 Another homesick tourist from Scottsdale. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
762 He lost his job in the silicon valley. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
763 I hate cleaning the executive litter box. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
764 And the apartment rooftop includes access to a private beach. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
765 This might explain why we've had a substitute for Mr. Johnson this month ! 1.3235 0.08144 34 23 11 0
766 Just stick a potted plant & a bucket of water over there. Maybe he'll think it's an oasis! 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
767 "He always forgets his pail and shovel." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
768 I picked a bad day to quit hand sanitizer. 1.3235 0.11731 34 27 3 4
769 He started training for the English Channel in a bathtub. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
770 ...And among our Fitness Center amenities is our rooftop Lost in the Sahara feature. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
771 "At least he's keeping the cats away". 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
772 You're scooping it out yourself this time, "Cat Man". 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
773 Mom was right, Brooklyn is a hipster playground. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
774 I thought it was your turn to put the cover on the sandbox. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
775 Uncle Joe is from Death Valley 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
776 It's always so creepy when that lost childhood thing happens. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
777 Recess used to be fun until we had to share the sandbox with the Drama teacher... 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
778 Should we tell him this is all a mirage? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
779 He said we're a mirage. 1.3235 0.08144 34 23 11 0
780 My dad's practicing for global-warming. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
781 Let's get the hose. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
782 He should have stuck with the Endless Pool. This Endless desert looks boring. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
783 In his defense, hot yoga classes are expensive. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
784 They call it art. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
785 They say he still waits for his mother to call him home 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
786 He's training for the Sahara Marathon. 1.3235 0.11731 34 27 3 4
787 I gave him a “B”; he doesn’t play well with others but can take the heat. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
788 You can take the drunk out of the sand, but the vomit is another story. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
789 That's what end-stage 'Sand Addiction' looks like. 1.3235 0.08144 34 23 11 0
790 It's his practice box for climate change. 1.3235 0.09173 34 24 9 1
791 This is an example of why the scientists are wrong and global warming is a fallacy. Look how small our deserts have become. 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
792 Play dates were more fun before your dad hit rock bottom. 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
793 My Dad would never survive in the real world. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
794 Who's the good kitty now? 1.3226 0.11720 31 24 4 3
795 Like he's the only one in need of play therapy? 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
796 Suffering silently is truly a lost art. 1.3226 0.11720 31 24 4 3
797 Did your Dad watch Survivor again last night? 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
798 O.K. You've made your point about global warming. 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
799 ''We found him while vacationing in Arizona.'' 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
800 Hold your nose, Doris. Catman's just about to show off his superpower. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
801 It's no use , he just can't think inside the box. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
802 He always has to be so dramatic. 1.3171 0.08144 41 29 11 1
803 We should teach him to think out of the box... 1.3158 0.08522 38 27 10 1
804 I miss the cat. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
805 Wait until he finds out that cat was no mirage. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
806 That's Mr. Winters, our fourth grade irony counselor. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
807 He's trying to find his childhood. Should I give him my shovel? 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
808 He just tore off his nicotine patch and said he'd crawl a mile for a Camel. 1.3143 0.09849 35 26 7 2
809 Studies show that all problems begin in pre-k. 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
810 Can't your dad do his Death Valley Marathon training somewhere else? 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
811 If he survives he gets tickets to Hamilton! 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
812 They say he's been in time out for 20 years. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
813 His daughter buried his keys in there two weeks ago. 1.3143 0.10668 35 27 5 3
814 I love my Pop. He always checks for cat poop first. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
815 It is going to be the next Soul Cycle. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
816 Another one of those Burning Sanders supporters. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
817 We may have to start playing outside the box. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
818 Well, there goes the playground. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
819 Do you think he knows there's a water fountain inside? 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
820 No, we're the mirage. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
821 He said he really misses his old cartoon. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
822 He claims to have tenure. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
823 Could your dad relive his traumas elsewhere? 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
824 He'd rather die than give us a turn. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
825 I'll never make it out of this desert alive unless I find my contacts! 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
826 I hate performance art. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
827 No Dad, we don't want to play 'possible effects of climate change' again. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
828 My dad is an unemployed archeologist 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
829 Always with the drama when he misplaces his water bottle. 1.3125 0.08325 32 22 10 0
830 He still doesn't believe in global warming. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
831 They call him'The Human Cigarette'. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
832 He used to headline at The Sands. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
833 I prefer him over that darn cat any day.... 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
834 What part of "You're grown up now" doesn't he understand? 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
835 He said he was going to bury his head in the sand until this election was over, I just didn't believe him. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
836 This guy never shares. 1.3111 0.08889 45 34 8 3
837 Yeah, my dad is trying out for the new 'Survivor' Sahara 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
838 We suspected a really big cat was using our box. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
839 It's supposed to relieve stress. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
840 He's gotta think outside the box. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
841 I call it Zeno's Sandbox Paradox. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
842 It's supposed to help you get used to living without a cell phone. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
843 I tried telling him to think outside the box. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
844 Somehow I don't think water is what he's looking for. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
845 I think he wants to make sure no cats have been here. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
846 I don't want to stick around and meet whatever cat that came out of. 1.3103 0.13227 29 24 1 4
847 He's clearly lost his marbles. 1.3056 0.08746 36 26 9 1
848 Finally! Art that I can relate to. 1.3056 0.08746 36 26 9 1
849 I'm beginning to think we might be a mirage. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
850 It's what's replacing lap pools in California. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
851 I think the time is ripe to open that lemonade stand your always talking about. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
852 Mom did say to watch out for any creepy crawlers. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
853 He ordered the executive sandbox just before he received his pink slip. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
854 Dad thinks we're a mirage. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
855 Catman 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
856 I think it's too late for him to have a happy childhood. 1.3030 0.08124 33 23 10 0
857 He's been here for 40 days and 40 nights. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
858 Tom takes method acting to a whole new level. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
859 The boss told him to work on his imagination. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
860 His pants keep a nice crease. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
861 Stress can change a man. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
862 The call him Lawrence of TriBeCa. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
863 Least he's not yelling 'Wilson' like the last guy. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
864 Let's hope he doesn't think he's a cat. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
865 That is one overly dramatic global warming protest. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
866 I don't know. I'd guess he's transitioning to house cat. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
867 Come on Mike. Be reasonable. You've been in there an hour. It's our turn now. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
868 I heard him saying "No man is an island". 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
869 He has trouble thinking outside the sandbox. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
870 Sooner or later he will realize it's just a mirage... 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
871 It looks like the teachers are striking again. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
872 That guy knocked over my sandcastle, don't give him any water. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
873 So, his world really is his sandbox? 1.3030 0.11906 33 27 2 4
874 The sands of time wait for no man. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
875 Probably cheaper than going to Hawaii. 1.3030 0.08124 33 23 10 0
876 I think he lost his mind 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
877 I hate living near an acting school. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
878 Where's the horse with no name ? 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
879 If we find a contact lens, we'll let you know. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
880 Do you think that jar of pennies we dug up yesterday was this guys IRA? 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
881 Do you think he thinks he's almost there? 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
882 He's been like this since Mom cancelled Netflix. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
883 Maybe we should set up the lemonade stand again. 1.3030 0.08124 33 23 10 0
884 If you dig it, he will come. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
885 Bikram recess. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
886 Dad hasn't been a lot of fun since he got back from survival training. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
887 He's training for 'Survivor'. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
888 Don't tell the cat. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
889 Forget the play date, this looks serious. 1.3030 0.08124 33 23 10 0
890 Okay, your dad’s convinced me, an Endless Swimming Pool would be way more fun than our Endless Sandbox. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
891 Lap pool must be closed again. 1.3030 0.08124 33 23 10 0
892 He texted mom that he's in the mood for "desert" and he didn't want to look like an idiot. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
893 If he takes much longer we'll never get our turn!" 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
894 There are 19 million square miles of desert on Earth, and he gets lost in our sandbox. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
895 Best not to mention the cat in there just before him. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
896 Someone tell him it's wet cement, not sand. 1.3030 0.11906 33 27 2 4
897 You should have seen him at the Christmas party 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
898 I don't think this is what Ma meant when she told him to go pound sand 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
899 This situation calls for thinking outside the box. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
900 Don't worry, he gets out for an hour if we give him some beer money." 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
901 Looks like another homesick Californian 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
902 You think that's bad - last week, Ethan's dad drowned in the water table. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
903 He never passed the preschool entrance exams. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
904 He should probably start thinking outside the box. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
905 He swears there's one grain that looks like Donald Trump. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
906 He keeps saying he wants to get to Mount Sinai but that's uptown.... 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
907 Only 36 more hours and my dad will break the Guinness record for sandbox crawling. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
908 Method actors have all the fun. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
909 Let it go... he says he is searching for truth 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
910 He's our local beach bum. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
911 Teacher said it's PTSD, Post-Traumatic Sandbox Disorder. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
912 Every time I complain about something, he reenacts what he had to do to get to school. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
913 Viewers should know that this sand was flown in directly from the Sahara Desert and that Tom is a trained professional. Do not try this at home. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
914 Boy, performance art is taking over everything! 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
915 We are evidently all part of an elaborate mirage. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
916 I hope he's not doing what I think he's doing. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
917 So much for the family staycation. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
918 Freud classifies regression as oral or anal but not everything fits neatly into a box. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
919 I've had enough of this Montessori crap. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
920 I don't believe the tiny desert survival course will catch on. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
921 I like the old intern better. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
922 If you can survive in the big city, you can survive anywhere. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
923 They say that every journey starts with the first step. This one ends there as well. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
924 Unfortunately, he doesn't bore easily. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
925 It's a micro-climate. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
926 I don't care if it's performance art or if he's really lost -- I just wanna shovel some sand. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
927 No, it's Mr. Ketchum who was adrift in the kiddie pool. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
928 I wonder if his mom knows where he is? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
929 We've brought you some executive toys. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
930 maybe his inner child had a difficult childhood 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
931 When Daddy said he had to go scratch in the litter box, I thought he was just going to the bathroom. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
932 If he wants water, he's going to have to think outside the box 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
933 Honest, we'll let you know if we find your inner child, sir. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
934 I hope that is a mirage 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
935 Are you near deadline yet, Mr. Mankoff? 1.2973 0.10153 37 29 5 3
936 It's the logical successor to coloring books. 1.2973 0.10867 37 30 3 4
937 This rooftop gardening is harder than it looks... 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
938 One of the Captain Midnight decoder rings he lost in the 50s sold on eBay for 20 thousand bucks. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
939 Although it looked great in the catalog, Bob ultimately lived to regret purchasing an Endless Sandbox. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
940 I hope this isn't the same Sandman who Mommy says comes to my room every night. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
941 This is corporate's sandbox. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
942 That guy's inner child really needs a time out. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
943 We've taken him out and dumped him off several times, but he always comes back. Might as well admit he's our cat now. 1.2955 0.09523 44 35 5 4
944 Daddy gets a little scary when he's dehydrated. 1.2955 0.07680 44 32 11 1
945 He's a new teacher from the Strasberg Preschool. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
946 He should think outside the box. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
947 he just needs to start drinking outside the box 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
948 He's thinking inside the box 1.2941 0.10788 34 27 4 3
949 Will you think outside of the box already? 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
950 I remember when I had my first beer 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
951 It's not as disturbing as Yoko Ono's "Cut Piece" but does make you think." 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
952 You should've seen him last week when he thought he was a fox and tried to eat Mrs. Ali's cat. 1.2941 0.10788 34 27 4 3
953 Ten years in a cubicle will do that. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
954 It's a struggle for him to think outside the box. 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
955 Oh yeah, he's "feeling the Bern" 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
956 He found this rental through Airbnb 1.2927 0.10027 41 33 4 4
957 It's not an endless desert, Mister; it's a sand box. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
958 He's not an out-of-the-box thinker. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
959 Is he seeing a mirage or are we? 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
960 He used to be a doorman at the Mirage. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
961 Well I'm pretty sure it's not Brian Wilson. 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
962 We built the city around him. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
963 I told you we should have gotten the kind that clumps and deodorizes..... 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
964 It was half the price of an Endless Pool. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
965 Apparently the adult imagination, while still quite vivid, has lost its sense of wonder and creativity 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
966 Initially we thought he was a genius. Turns out he's just a middle aged alcoholic who takes advantage of innovative workplaces. 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
967 Now, is this your dad's masochism, your mom's sadism, or both? 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
968 It's the Mayor's damned "Let the Homeless In Your Rooftop Sandbox" initiative. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
969 Of all the sand pits in the world, he has to get lost in ours. 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
970 I think he's a mirage. 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
971 He wasn't sure how to log out of the sandbox. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
972 Let's tell him that just around the corner's an oasis. 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
973 I found him in the alley. I named him Mr. Kitty. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
974 And if that doesn't win the "Most lifelike sand sculpture" competition, it's a fix!" 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
975 Betcha his Fitbit is confused. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
976 That's it. I'm calling the super to fix the indoor plumbing. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
977 Do you want to borrow our shovel and pail? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
978 He's not thinking outside the box. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
979 He wanted it for a low budget sequel to "High Plains Drifter" so I said "go ahead, make my day." 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
980 Ever feel like life's a desert and you're the mirage? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
981 One of us is a mirage. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
982 I told you we shouldn't legalize marijuana. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
983 Post traumatic stress sandbox. 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
984 I thought he was making progress...Last week he was in a lounge chair with a Mai Tai 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
985 He is looking for lost Delegates. 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
986 Dad? I thought I lost my retainer but it is actually right here in my mouth. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
987 Your dad's lost again. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
988 Apparently his golden parachute was filled with sand. 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
989 Method actors are the worst! 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
990 Does he know it is for cats? 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
991 This happens every year at tax time. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
992 Heads or tails? 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
993 He starred in the movie Cast Away and he can't seem to move on. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
994 Being a kid isn't all fun and games, dad. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
995 The auditions for Shipwrecked 2 are the next sandbox over. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
996 My father models for desert cartoons. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
997 All right Clark, you made your point. We'll have the air conditioner repaired tomorrow. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
998 The sand soaks up the alcohol. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
999 Should we get him a juice box? 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
1000 All right already, I'll build him an oasis tomorrow. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
1001 He said he'll get out at the oasis. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
1002 Build a desert, and they will come. 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
1003 Did your dad lose his contact? Yeah, with reality. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
1004 I'm going to need a bigger shovel. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
1005 I told you that after adult coloring books we would get adult sandboxes. 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
1006 20 to 1, he doesn't make it out of the box. 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
1007 He can't go on. He must go on. He goes on. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
1008 I heard it took him threes days to accend the monkey bars 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
1009 Geez. Somebody tell dad he doesn't need to demo the sandbox. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
1010 Dad never has been very good at thinking inside the box. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
1011 He was going to drill before the market collapsed. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
1012 He mumbled something about homesteading. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
1013 On the bright side, burying him will be rather easy. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
1014 This is my Herb garden . 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
1015 It's our turn, Dad. You've been playing California all week. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
1016 Lessons in urban sustainability at the new elementary charter school 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
1017 What's sad is that he's been there since Kindergarten. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
1018 your new cat is your old dad 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
1019 At least he buried it. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
1020 We get it Mr. Humphrey, you're in a job desert, now can we have recess? 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
1021 I hope he makes it. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
1022 Should I tell him to play in his own sandbox? 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
1023 It's been almost an hour and he still can't find his phone. 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
1024 Ignore him. It's a mirage. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
1025 I guess I did tell him to play nice in the sand box for a week. 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
1026 Stuff really does grow quicker in sand. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
1027 Survival is not a given. 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
1028 It looks like he never learned to think outside the box. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
1029 Somebody - get this man a juice box! 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
1030 Who's the new kid? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
1031 It's my dad's new immersive Passover seder experience 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
1032 He should be ready for a nap in about an hour. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
1033 Are those mom's ashes? 1.2895 0.09167 38 29 7 2
1034 His shrink told him he had to find his lost childhood ! 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
1035 Well, at least it's not a cat. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1036 Leave it to a grown-up to take all the fun out of my Endless Sandbox. 1.2857 0.09677 35 27 6 2
1037 He's my latest shovel ready project. 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
1038 Would you believe he's still on the wait list for Exeter 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1039 He usually gets tired by high noon. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1040 Our entry is entitled: It's about the journey, not the destination. 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
1041 Before this, it was spinning. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1042 Let's just throw out the whole litter box. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1043 His mirage...or ours? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1044 Maybe if we add water he'll think he's at the beach. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1045 Sometimes Dad has trouble thinking outside of the box. 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
1046 Do you ever think that maybe WE are the mirage? 1.2821 0.09684 39 31 5 3
1047 Patience. He's getting in touch with his inner cat. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
1048 Just because a man can't think outside the box doesn't mean he has to crap in it. 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
1049 No, don’t worry about it. Guys do it in swimming pools, but not sandboxes. 1.2812 0.12077 32 27 1 4
1050 Let's try adult coloring books instead. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
1051 Let's come back later. He looks like he doesn't play nice. 1.2812 0.08075 32 23 9 0
1052 "He hasn't gotten over being the first one kicked off the island on SURVIVOR". 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
1053 Excuse me, but your time is up. We reserved the four o'clock slot. 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
1054 Still looking for that urban oasis .... 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
1055 It's only a mirage. 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
1056 Cat man, don't! 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
1057 They say he lost his contact in the 3th grade. 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
1058 How are we supposed to clean the kitty litter box of your dad won't get out ? 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
1059 I don't think he'll make it. 1.2812 0.08075 32 23 9 0
1060 Ugh, Jack's in the box again. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
1061 Not sure sandboxes on the highline are a good idea after all. 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
1062 You want to tell him he's in a sandbox? 1.2812 0.11211 32 26 3 3
1063 Well, at least he is not burying his head in the sand. 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
1064 He told me a week ago he dropped his keys. 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
1065 Can you help me find my contact lense? 1.2812 0.08075 32 23 9 0
1066 It could be worse, last week we had four beach bums to compete with. 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
1067 I don't know what a flashback is, sir, but we're supposed to take turns. 1.2812 0.09240 32 24 7 1
1068 Maybe it's just a mirage. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
1069 Your dad sure is determined to find his inner child. 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
1070 You can take the desert out of the desert, but you can't take the nomad out of the nomad. 1.2800 0.13565 25 21 1 3
1071 'Hey - you're ruining the feng shui." 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
1072 They need a time limit on these interactive performance art events. 1.2791 0.08370 43 33 8 2
1073 Maybe I gave him the wrong directions. 1.2778 0.08555 36 27 8 1
1074 Do you think he started at my age? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1075 I'm sure not going to be stuck in a dead-end job when I grow up. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1076 He won't get far on foot. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1077 Mr. Connors could really use a sabbatical. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1078 Dad volunteered for the global warming.display 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1079 It is incomplete without an oasis 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1080 Promise me you won’t let me become him. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1081 Aw great, Dad's been watching Bear Grylls again. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1082 He's training for the Saharathon. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1083 He should have turned left at Albuquerque. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1084 Oh look a Californian 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1085 Mom said that he fell off his wagon . 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1086 I thought we were the ones with the vivid imagination? 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1087 The cat takes less time. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1088 This looked more appealing on Pintrest. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1089 Why does your dad keeps saying, ‘Vacation, vacation’? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1090 Either we ride him like a pony, or our playdate is ruined. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1091 He was a liberal arts major. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1092 He's a cross between Up on the Roof and Under the Boardwalk 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1093 Unfortunately, he's headed straight for the concrete jungle. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1094 If he bothers you, just tell him you're a mirage. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1095 Does your dad also insist on sifting through the sand for syringes and condoms before letting you play? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1096 Dad, mom says you can come back to bed tonight. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1097 I hope he's not like OUR cat! 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1098 He says he's going to write a book about it 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1099 Are we there yet ? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1100 Get the hose, otherwise we'll wait all day. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1101 I think he dropped a contact 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1102 I can't stand method actors... 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1103 So that's what a beach bum looks like. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1104 My mom said he lost his favorite shovel in there 28 years ago. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1105 I think the oasis is on the next building. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1106 Mom says you can come back inside now. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
1107 It's that stupid Foreign Legion diet. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1108 Harold's inclined to think inside the box. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1109 I hope he doesn't think he's a cat or were gonna have a mess on our hands. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1110 It's his way of showing empathy for our relatives in California 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1111 Wow, MOMA really needs to start screening these performance pieces better. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1112 He hasn't been the same since Mom had him neutered. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1113 Mandatory survival training for the new corporate culture. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1114 I really hope we don't have to use this shovel and pail. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1115 After inventing the Lap Pool, I started working on a Lap Desert. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1116 Poor guy. He's from Flint, Michigan. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1117 Doesn't he know this is an urban oasis? 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
1118 He asked for water but we're out of sparkling. 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
1119 Maybe we should tell him we found his camel yesterday. 1.2727 0.08996 33 25 7 1
1120 He's getting in touch with his inner Israelite. 1.2727 0.09993 33 26 5 2
1121 Still searching for the offshore tax shelters. 1.2727 0.07873 33 24 9 0
1122 I think he needs unstructured play more than us. 1.2703 0.08355 37 28 8 1
1123 You have to admire the preparation Day-Lewis puts into a role. 1.2703 0.08355 37 28 8 1
1124 Aren't these Foreign Legion flashbacks getting just a bit tiresome? 1.2703 0.08355 37 28 8 1
1125 Growing up is overrated. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1126 I don't feel like playing this anymore. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1127 At least his pants are on. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1128 It's just a mirage. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1129 This so doesn't make up for running over our cat. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1130 How old do you have to be to know you're too old for a second childhood? 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1131 He's the guy from all those New Yorker cartoons. 1.2692 0.13077 26 22 1 3
1132 I didn't think we'd get to advanced groveling until we went for our MBAs. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1133 Thinking outside the sandbox was never his strong suit. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1134 He's searching for lost youth. Or maybe a contact lens. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1135 It's performance art. This one is called "Plight of the Liberal Republican." 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1136 I don't know what he's looking for, but I don't wanna be here when he finds it! 1.2683 0.07828 41 31 9 1
1137 It's O.K. Mom told him there was a bottle of Stoli buried in there. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1138 He's looking for his lump sum distribution 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1139 Oh, you thought I said dessert? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1140 Sandbox nothin'. It's a shelter for New York's homeless, donated by Saudi Arabia. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1141 I say he's a mirage. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1142 Should we just tell him where he left his wallet? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1143 It was either this or a lap pool. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1144 With the new round of cutbacks, he better start thinking outside the box. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1145 He needs to learn to think outside the sandbox. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1146 He's in training for a mid-level management position. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1147 More sustainable than a wave pool, but he's absolutely flattened after his workout. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1148 He's going through his T.E. Lawrence stage. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1149 Is this what the future holds? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1150 I prefer to refer to our study as a thirst for knowledge. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1151 It's the latest fitness craze from L.A.: They call it the Global Warming Workout. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1152 It used to be fun when we were young. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1153 That's what we get to do when we grow up 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1154 Since when is this playground paleo? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1155 If we're ever going to sell the place, we need to just paint over the damn thing. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1156 Something about his lost childhood! 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1157 He never really came back from the Sahara. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1158 He says it helps him think. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1159 Dad’s a great believer in preconditioning. He’s been doing this every day since he was told that the company’s transferring us to California. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1160 Day 16: I'm not going home without that wedding ring. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1161 This, Jeffery, is the proverbial Sandman I've read about. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1162 He needs a small palm tree to make it more realistic. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1163 He wouldn't move so they built the building around him. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1164 I've never seen anybody flunk Sandbox that many times. I got it on the first try! [Italicize that] 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1165 I thought our tickets were for Cats, the musical? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1166 He mumbled something about losing his horse with no name. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1167 First the feral cats, now this. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1168 His Coney Island childhood; so near, yet so far. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1169 After he has a few--He comes up here and puts his handprints in his Hollywood Boulevard Walk of game. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1170 It's the only place left in the city that is smoking friendly. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1171 That guy needs to learn to drink outside the box 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1172 DSM-5. Early childhood sandbox deprivation. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1173 It's a new workout. I think he's on his last lap. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1174 He's recreating Lawrence of Arabia; he'll be done in a hour or two. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1175 I hate these method actors. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1176 He says his GPS is not working. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1177 He went gluten-free three hours ago. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1178 The times of sands are running out. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1179 Dad, can you stop surviving, so we can play? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1180 If he still has his wallet, I see an opportunity here. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1181 Wanna bury him? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1182 Maybe it's true that the age of adulthood keeps going up. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1183 Show some respect, the man wrote Pet Sounds. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1184 Maybe he's the Sandman... 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1185 He came with the desert sand. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1186 It's still more fun than the endless pool. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1187 Dad's really into method acting right now. 1.2667 0.11679 30 25 2 3
1188 Lucky for for him - its slow sand. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1189 Get your own sand box if you want to play Lawrence of Arabia! 1.2667 0.11679 30 25 2 3
1190 And I call THIS installation, "Daddy Needs Another Drink." 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1191 .. and that's why we're glad we didn't grow up in the 60s. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1192 Someone stole his zen garden 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1193 The catalog says this one is 'Sahara at Noon,' $22,500. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1194 Bob needs to learn to drink outside the box. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1195 I am so telling his mom. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1196 Camel lot 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1197 Reliving your childhood is a young man's game. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1198 A selfie would sober him up. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1199 I've always said that one man's mirage is just another man's déjà vu. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1200 I think he's practicing for a cartoon. 1.2667 0.11679 30 25 2 3
1201 He's been lost in that sandbox a long time. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1202 So lap pools are out? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1203 He's been there for 3 days. I think he's lost his marbles. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1204 I told him to look for the needle in the HAYSTACK! 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1205 I wish he would practice his Bikram-Crossfit somewhere else 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1206 Some folks aren't cut out for urban living. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1207 There’s going to be trouble when the cat finds him in there 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1208 He should see the oasis any second now. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1209 Three consecutive days of mom's tuna casserole and dad thinks he's a cat. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1210 He's really serious about this new Castaway diet plan. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1211 This happens every time the cost of gold goes up. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1212 He's gonna need a bigger desert. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1213 The irony is that this is happening at The Mirage Hotel. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1214 It's close to lunchtime and he's still not thinking out of the box.... 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1215 I think we should go back to 'talk therapy'. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1216 It's a section of the Urban Wasteland Trail. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1217 How about we sculpt a glass of water? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1218 Poor Fred thinks he's auditioning for Cats again. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1219 He used to develop drought resistant seeds for Monsanto, now he's just insane and in my way. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
1220 He just doesn't grasp the concept of manscaping. 1.2647 0.08764 34 26 7 1
1221 Ya think he'll get out if we put the cat in with him? 1.2647 0.08764 34 26 7 1
1222 The new communal restrooms suck. 1.2647 0.08764 34 26 7 1
1223 Let's help get to the bottom of this. 1.2632 0.08992 38 30 6 2
1224 Don't worry, Dad's just feelin' the Bern. 1.2632 0.10455 38 32 2 4
1225 That's why I don't wear contacts. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1226 Well, this rooftop amenity needed more square footage. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1227 I don't have the heart to tell him that's the buildings' litter box 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1228 This is the last summer we stay in the city. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1229 The worst part of owning a human. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1230 Fetch a pail of water. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1231 We could put sand in his pants. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
1232 Should we build an oasis instead of a castle? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1233 He's less trouble than Mrs. Thompson's cat. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1234 Now it's considered an "artisan micro-desert." 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1235 I used to love summer. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1236 Is this one of those "see your future" moments? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1237 I'd suggest just buying a new contact lens. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1238 He's in therapy, trying to regain his childhood. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1239 He's taking the hands-on approach too literally. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1240 My dad is Method. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1241 Thinking inside the box is so underrated. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1242 I don't wanna play with him. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1243 This might be our most lively sand castle yet. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1244 He can't get out of the sand in golf either. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1245 Should we set up the sprinkler? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1246 Kindergarten PTSD, really it's a thing! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1247 It looks like Dad confused his medical medication with the catnip again. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1248 They ran out of bonsai trees so he went with the mini desert. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1249 Are you seeing this or is this one of those mirages I've heard about? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1250 My Dad did this once in our backyard sandbox. Now he lives at the Red Roof Inn near the airport. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1251 Let's cut him some slack. He's probably just retired. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1252 I'll be out as soon as I find my cat 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1253 I wish he'd go back to the wading pool. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1254 And you thought it was a cat. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1255 So sad, this is where he discovers it's only a mirage 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1256 He's looking for his raison d etre. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1257 Does he know it's only for cats? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1258 Think he'd mind if we jumped in? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1259 It must be a case of arrested development. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1260 Poppa, I'm going to ignore, for the moment, the pail, and the shovel, and the sandbox you apparently think is a wasteland, and just point out that you seem to have a sans serif 'S' floating over your head. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1261 He said it's the latest physical fitness craze, Death Valley Crawl. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1262 Can't explore the Gobi on a teacher's pay, dude! 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1263 I don't know what you've been feeding the cat, but we need to get to the vet as soon as possible. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1264 Not "contract", "contact." He's upset because he lost a contact. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1265 Whew! He's Lawrence of Arabia, today. Since he's not Felix the Cat, we won't need the shovel and pail, after all. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1266 It's for my report on the California drought. I believe in hyperrealism. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1267 I heard you were never supposed to wake up a Sleep Crawler. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1268 He's paid to check for needles. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1269 Why don't we just bury him up to the neck. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1270 Now lets see how he reacts to a bucket of dry ice 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1271 He also failed "Rithmetic". 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1272 Dude!? This is our beach. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1273 Try giving him your juice box. 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
1274 Shouldn't we tell Mommy? 1.2581 0.07989 31 23 8 0
1275 I thought desert cross training was just a fad too until my dad replaced my sandbox with a crawlmaster 5000. 1.2581 0.07989 31 23 8 0
1276 Fair's fair. He got here first. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
1277 "If we bury a Metro Card, maybe he'll move on to Coney Island". 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
1278 By the time he finds the nickel he lost, it will only be worth a penny and a half. 1.2581 0.07989 31 23 8 0
1279 Please tell me that this is just another mirage. 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
1280 And here he is, 'Midway on our life's journey.' 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
1281 It's cat scratch fever. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
1282 Just shout "There's a parking space at Trader Joe's!" and the sandbox is ours. 1.2581 0.11329 31 26 2 3
1283 I'd have waited till sundown. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
1284 During tax season this is the closest to the shore he ever gets. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
1285 I told you it wasn't a good idea to bury Dad's Adult Channel pin number. 1.2571 0.08543 35 27 7 1
1286 Excuse me sir, we reserved this sandbox for this time. 1.2571 0.08543 35 27 7 1
1287 I told you not to invite Lawrence. 1.2558 0.07510 43 33 9 1
1288 He just totally misses the concept of manscaping. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1289 He's going for the Guinness World Record for the longest Pub Crawl. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1290 Mother says its imperfect, but he does keep the cats out. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1291 Johnson never could think outside the box. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1292 I guess no man really is an island 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1293 He identifies as catwoman , she legally can use this as a litter box . 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1294 wine...wine... 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1295 Sure he's listening to his inner child, but his adult is so big! 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1296 Isn't that his contact lens on the sidewalk? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1297 Your dad is so 'method'. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1298 Well, this is as close to the beach as I'm ever going to get. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1299 So this is what you meant when you said beach day... 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1300 Performance art my ass, I want the sandbox! 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1301 The Corporate Litterbox 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1302 Trust him, he knows a shortcut. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1303 My mom says this is what’s called “imaginative play.” My dad is acting out his search for meaning. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1304 Three more days, and he gets the promotion. 1.2500 0.09029 24 18 6 0
1305 I think he's having trouble thinking outside the sandbox. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1306 He comes here to practice. He's going to a casting call for a role in a cartoon in The New Yorker. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
1307 He asked me how far Malibu was. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1308 I remember hiding my lunch money in here. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1309 I guess you have to do more than think outside the box. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1310 Dad? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1311 I think he's looking for his dignity. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1312 Performance art, my ass. He's looking for the Xanax he dropped up here during our playdate yesterday. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1313 It's my Ben garden. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1314 He says he won't stop until he finds his contact lens. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1315 He always wanted his own private beach. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1316 It's his annual Passover reenactment. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1317 He's always losing his keys. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1318 He'd better start thinking outside the box. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1319 Show him the oasis. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1320 On the internet, nobody cares if you're a cat. But here? It matters .... 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1321 He was laid off weeks ago, but by law, they can't physically remove him. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1322 I guess we could make him an oasis. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1323 Mom said the Condo Board made him get rid of his camel. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1324 In a previous life he was Lawrence of Arabia. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1325 Are you seeing that too? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1326 Dad Got kicked out of hot yoga for being too dramatic. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1327 He's trying to adapt to global warming. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1328 Method actor. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1329 He still digs his early years. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1330 Dad! Can you practice your part for your theater group's play somewhere else? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1331 We should check the pool. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1332 He was a terrapin, yesterday. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1333 Mr. Drysdale, you said the desert study wouldn't get in the way of recess! 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1334 Mr. Martin has a dry sense of humor. 1.2500 0.08980 32 25 6 1
1335 Take Your Dad to Play Day is just wrong. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1336 You know there is no coming back when they mistake the sandbox for the litter box. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1337 I't's titled 'Man Seeking Lost Youth' 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1338 I'd lend a hand BUT he looks Syrian. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1339 Oh we must be early, he’s usually only here until the bar next door opens 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1340 He's been playing in there for a long time. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1341 He said our turn would come after graduate school. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1342 Well, he did say he wanted an 'Oasis in the City'. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1343 Looks like we got the pick of the litter box again. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1344 It's his safe space. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1345 Will he figure out New York is just a mirage? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1346 He claims to be the sole surviving investor in 'Ishtar.' 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1347 His first choice was a lap pool. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1348 I don't want to play "Death Valley" today. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1349 Better him than the cat. 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
1350 Court is in recess. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1351 You got to crawl before you can walk! 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1352 He really needs to think outside the box. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1353 He's taking all the fun out of it for me. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1354 Just another old guy trying to navigate the social media of a younger generation. 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
1355 Dad looks dry, must be time for happy hour. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1356 Are we just a mirage? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1357 It's called a "Man Box." 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1358 That's what repeating kindergarten eight times will do to you. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1359 I hate actors. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1360 I heard free range sandboxes are really trending among city dwellers. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1361 We should have gotten a puppy. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1362 and for a mere $5.2M, you can get this motorized infinity desert installed on your private deck. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1363 This is the closest he's gotten all week. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1364 You can take a bum off the beach... 1.2500 0.10999 32 27 2 3
1365 Grown-ups have trouble thinking outside the box. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1366 The buzzards are here. How much longer for recess? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1367 Early fascination with Lawrence of Arabia. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1368 They say he never could think outside the box. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1369 Well my father's nervous breakdown is off the charts compared to yours. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1370 Dad really needs a vacation! 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1371 I wish I had his stamina. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1372 He leaves at 3:30 when happy hour starts. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1373 I preferred it when the only thing that caused us alarm was the orange tabby. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1374 He's training to be in the New Yorker. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1375 Should we tell him this is not the little stretch of beach he's worked for all his life? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1376 Can't get past being voted off the island on the next-to-last show. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1377 Adults are so dramatic! There's a drinking fountain on the other side of the playground! 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1378 Not an other conceptual artist! 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1379 You think this really is an episode on SURVIVOR? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1380 It's an installation called 'Lawrence of Bronxville.' 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1381 It's so irritating that he is totally unaware that we have the sand box reserved from 3pm to 4pm every Thursday. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1382 My dad's humor is quite dry. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1383 He's getting in the practice he needs to run for a high office. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1384 Hey Mister, that's not the zen box. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1385 I call this one, "Journey to the corner office." 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1386 He's practicing for his move to southern California 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1387 Why does he seek an oasis when there are drinking fountains on every floor? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1388 Who's he calling a mirage? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1389 Bear Grylls, he is not. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1390 It's Uncle Biff's day two on the wagon. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1391 So much for his hypothesis that it was easier than a haystack. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1392 I’d call the authorities, but I don’t want to make waves. 1.2500 0.09237 36 29 5 2
1393 How long do we wait for him not to get there? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1394 Mittens kicked him out of her cat box. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1395 He appears every morning but if you try to get closer, he vanishes. " 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1396 I blame myself. I asked Dad to read me some Camus at bedtime, and the next day he quit CrossFit and started calling this his infinity sandbox. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1397 "I don't care WHAT his Rabbi taught him - I don't think he can keep this up for 40 years". 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1398 Of course I'd love it if he'd leave our sandbox, but right now our main concern should be the camel he had with him last week. 1.2500 0.08333 36 28 7 1
1399 My mom says he's having a midlife water crisis. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1400 It's an endless sandbox, the latest in regression therapy exercise. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1401 Maybe he's just rehearsing for an audition in Hot Cat in a Sand Box on a Tin Roof. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1402 I saw this once on the nature channel. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1403 Just another busted-ass baby boomer looking for his youth. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1404 When mom puts him out, dad prefers the cat's box to the dog's house. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1405 I'm starting to think you're right. Let's get on the swings. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1406 He showed up yesterday asking about water. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1407 He's been trying to get to the infinity pool. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1408 Third day without water. I suppose we should fill the bucket. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1409 Sweet Jesus, let it just be a furball this time. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1410 He says it's more of an existential thirst. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1411 He actually had a pretty nice jungle gym setup before '08. 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
1412 He's practicing for a desert island Reality TV show. 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
1413 He's been watching too many Humphrey Bogart movies. 1.2424 0.08737 33 26 6 1
1414 Can you please just go buy some new contact lenses, Dad?!! 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
1415 I told my dad my school is an intellectual desert. he's trying to relate. 1.2424 0.08737 33 26 6 1
1416 #3 "Human Cigarette Butt in the Sun" 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1417 No, if we give him some water, he'll only want to stay. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1418 The struggle is real… 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1419 He won't leave until we bring him Evian. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1420 We can't, HR told me that's ageism 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1421 The cat poop's not a mirage, either. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1422 he claims he is Very close to finding that 300 million dollar lottery Ticket. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1423 He's living the metaphor. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1424 I don't want a pet cat anymore. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1425 I told him we buried $3 in change. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1426 Dad thinks he may have lost his inner child somewhere around here. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1427 But he still hasn't found what he's looking for. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1428 Careful. He may not be a mirage. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1429 How long do you think he has been trapped in there? 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1430 He looks a little deserted 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1431 This looks like a scene right out of a New Yorker cartoon. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1432 Poor guy. Apparently he walked before he crawled. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1433 The boss is extremely detail-oriented. Bob misspelled dessert on his lunch order. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1434 He says it's organic and gluten-free. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1435 There's a water fountain in the building. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1436 I hear that they rejected his application to be on "Survivor". He hasn't been the same since. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1437 Mirage space is at a premium. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1438 He seems a bit lost. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1439 Hey Mister, the oasis is over on 53rd St. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1440 Another "red wine drinker" that thinks he's in shape. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1441 Grown-ups are so overdramatic. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1442 Should we go on the swings instead? 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1443 He's always been prone to exaggeration. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1444 It's what happens if you don't move on. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1445 My Dad struggles with unstructured play time. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1446 Your dad is truly the worst desert explorer ever. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1447 Wait, I thought the cat had it on Thursdays. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1448 Our sandbox is now an endless desert survival spa. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1449 GO! GO! You're almost there! 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1450 You know what, Dave? I think you should consider therapy. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1451 We suggest you try some out-of-the-box thinking. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1452 It's an Infinity Sand Pit, set to replicate our current electoral process. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
1453 He's obviously not thinking outside the box. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
1454 He keeps singing that he's from a town called 'Margaritaville' and he's looking for his salt shaker. Some woman with tattoos lost it. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
1455 How long has your dad been training for the Sahara marathon? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
1456 He's a cat person. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
1457 This exhibit is called "California Drought, 2015" 1.2400 0.06101 50 38 12 0
1458 He just doesn't have time for beach weekends since the promotion. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
1459 You've heard of quicksand? Well...this is the other kind. 1.2353 0.09496 34 28 4 2
1460 Try stinking outside the box, mister! 1.2353 0.08506 34 27 6 1
1461 He does the whole Zen thing way better than us. 1.2353 0.10392 34 29 2 3
1462 His hypnotist told him he was a cat. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
1463 It's the latest military-style workout routine. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
1464 So where do the cats go? 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
1465 It's the improv comedian from 2B. Whatever you do, don't shout 'cat.' 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
1466 One of these years he is sure to pass Sandbox 101. 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
1467 We can't just leave him high and dry. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
1468 Do you think he'll ever get tired of playing lost in the desert? 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
1469 He's still looking for the palm tree. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
1470 I'm not comfortable playing through. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
1471 Introducing feline genetics may have unintended side effects. 1.2308 0.12779 26 23 0 3
1472 I don't know, he said something about looking for water. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1473 He was a lot more fun before he stopped drinking. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1474 Has there ever been more of an #NYCpersonproblem than a homeless man in your rooftop sandbox? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1475 Are you sure you asked Dad for a front loader not a freeloader? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1476 Even after all these years, it's still his favorite place to play. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1477 He's looking for an oil field. 1.2308 0.12779 26 23 0 3
1478 Once he finds his camel, he'll leave. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1479 We need an adult in the sandbox like a fish needs a bicycle. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1480 Did he find his contact lens yet? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1481 Pay attention kids it's called "Performance Art". 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1482 The millennials have taken over the neighborhood. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1483 He says he getting in shape to be on "Survivor" 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1484 He never did learn to play well in the sandbox. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1485 It's a mirage 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1486 I don't think he lives in our building. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1487 Should I tell him that "money pit" was just a metaphor? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1488 His youth is just a mirage 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1489 He's really taking this new cat litter research to new heights? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1490 Last time he stayed lost until I built him an oasis. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1491 I told you that the Baby-boomers just won't leave the sandbox. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1492 My inner child demands attention. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1493 I say we wait till he drops and bury him. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1494 I think they call it 'failure to launch' 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1495 It's penance he does for not winning a cartoon caption contest in some magazine. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1496 I guess he's working up a thirst. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1497 Are you sure you want to go back to thinking inside the box? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1498 I distinctly recall the realtor's promise to reserve Tuesdays for our unit!" 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1499 Things haven't been the same here since they started having method acting class downstairs. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1500 I've lost my marbles! 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1501 It started when he sold a cartoon to The New Yorker. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1502 The sands of time have caught up with old Barney 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1503 Watch out for the big clumps of sand. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1504 But if we're a mirage does that mean we don't get our juice boxes? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1505 He still has 10 more years of wandering before it's our turn. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1506 The rule is: Adults Only - after 9PM. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1507 And here we have the modern day stay-at-home dad. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1508 That reminds me; we booked you in 'coach' to your meeting on Thursday. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1509 If you build it, they will crawl. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1510 He has trouble seeing the big picture. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1511 Maybe he'll leave if we tell him there's a water cooler in the lobby. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1512 Why do adults always sweat the small stuff? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1513 I understand he's working on a sequel to "Lawrence of Arabia." 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1514 Mom says he's an artist. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1515 Age discrimination can be a good thing. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1516 He knows Manhattan isn't a desert island, right? 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1517 It's the neighborhood's first infinite sand box. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1518 Should we call animal control? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1519 Adults. They just can't think outside the sandbox. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1520 Raymond always seems to find the worst in everything. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1521 He claims that he is, "Catman." 1.2286 0.08287 35 28 6 1
1522 if things go as planned , that's where I hope to be in thirty years 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
1523 And this piece is called 'Matt on a Hot Tin Roof.' " 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
1524 I heard that he was voted off Survivor in the first episode. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
1525 This is our newest intern, Doug. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
1526 I hear they call him Lawrence of the Bronx. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
1527 Should we tell him his pants are on backwards? 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
1528 We should tell him the oasis is in the next sand box over. 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
1529 Great motivation to do all my homework. 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
1530 This is the latest thing since waterboarding: we make them believe they are in the desert with NO water. We call it waterhoarding. 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
1531 kids...I'm gonna need a few more minutes in here. I know my sanity is under here somewhere! 1.2258 0.10064 31 26 3 2
1532 He really needs to grow up. 1.2258 0.10064 31 26 3 2
1533 When he finds water, should we tell him about the cat? 1.2250 0.08388 40 33 5 2
1534 It works out perfectly, Amanda. The homeless need a place to defecate, and I have a need to pick up human feces with my flyswatter. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
1535 Is this the same guy who was hogging it last week? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1536 Back with more thinking inside a box after this... 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1537 Believe me dad, right now I wish I was just a mirage. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1538 Does your uncle still have that pet vulture ? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1539 He's been hired to star in the remake of Ishtar. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1540 Screw those kids. I own the building. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1541 Uh oh, I think Daddy's been watching 'Ishtar' again. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1542 Of course he doesn't play with others. He's a congressman. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1543 We may be here awhile - he keeps losing count. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1544 I think he's training for "desert survivor." 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1545 You're right. I suppose cats would be worse. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1546 Guy in 14C. He binge-watches castaway movies. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1547 Says he lost his phone. Can't get out without GPS. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1548 He's our first rooftop crop. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1549 We don't want to play deserted island again, Louis. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1550 Dad, we played 'stranded in the desert' the past two days. Can we play something else now? 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1551 Thinking outside the box has never been his strong point. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1552 He's reliving that desert experience. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1553 Should we tell him there's lead in the water? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1554 Definitely some separation issues still exist 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1555 It's just my dad. He's a performance artist. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1556 Past life regression's convinced him he's a French legionnaire. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1557 Maybe next time he'll think twice about taking someone's clearly labeled yogurt. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1558 Maybe I don't want to be a teacher when I grow up. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1559 He never should have tried to cross without a juice box. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1560 My dad is working on a new kind of hot yoga. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1561 I sure hope he know the difference between a sandbox and a litter box. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1562 Dad believes he's invented the bikram yoga version of the endless lap pool. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1563 We've been out-imaginationed by a grownup. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1564 We have to wait for him to finish his business, then we can play in the sandbox. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1565 How long WERE you in timeout? 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1566 It's like a treadmill. But with sand. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1567 I hope he finds his mind. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1568 I'm over the whole repurposing thing. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1569 Should we tell him that we found a contact lens there yesterday or just enjoy watching him? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1570 Trust me, fracking is no longer glamorous 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1571 He's supposedly one of the top sand artists in the country although I have my doubts. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1572 Next week we'll mountain climb on the HVAC unit. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1573 I hope this isn't going to be like when that cat was living here. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1574 Renting our sand box was a great idea. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1575 Preparing for the apocalypse is a very personal thing. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1576 He calls it his sad box. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1577 And you thought that camel last week was strange. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1578 We're trying ashtray aversion therapy to cure his smoking habit. If that doesn't work, we'll show him photos of Bette Davis at eighty. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1579 He just doesn't understand sandboxes. 1.2222 0.08078 36 29 6 1
1580 I think our Crossing the Border Simulation will be sure to speak to Trump supporters. 1.2222 0.12327 27 24 0 3
1581 Mom insists this is healthier for us than computer games. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1582 He's from the method acting school next door. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1583 Meow. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1584 Catman is always like this the week before Comic Con. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1585 Fast learner. He may be ready to lose all hope in a real desert as soon as next week. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1586 Oh that's just my imaginary friend the English Patient 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1587 Welcome to the world of the one percent. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1588 I call it 'Soul of Wall Street.' 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1589 My dads been watching global warming preparedness videos on YouTube. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1590 He's calling it the Crusoe diet. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1591 He said his life is like a cartoon, and he's not getting out till he's captioned. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1592 Looks like we may need to repurpose our pail and shovel. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1593 He said something about doing the last thing on his bucket list. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1594 Maybe he'll get the idea if we switch to another brand of litter. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1595 Living around theatre people is exhausting. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1596 Kind of regretting taking Dad to a buffet, yesterday. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1597 I call it 'Adulthood.' 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1598 Littering: the punishment fits the crime. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1599 Say what you want but I think his art has taken on a new level of pertinence. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1600 Why, thank you! It took all day and $50 to complete; I call it "A Realist's Surrealist's Life in the Age of Global Warming". 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1601 Feel the Bern! 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1602 Is this our future? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1603 Any desert is sprawling, if you remain stationary 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1604 For those clients who cannot swim, we offer the Endless Desert option. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1605 Word is, he didn't graduate pre-school. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1606 Your son's really advanced for a 2 year old. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1607 If you build it, they will come. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1608 He keeps saying, 'Vodka Tonic, Vodka Tonic.' Any idea what that is? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1609 Not sure just water is going to do it. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1610 First the cats were wrecking my fun and now this. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1611 My parents decided that I should learn about empathy for the downtrodden, so they hired a performance artist. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1612 He's lost without the metal detector. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1613 My dad is trying to give up smoking so I hid his cigarettes in my sandbox. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1614 He always takes so long to decide where to go. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1615 After seeing 'Lawrence of Arabia,' he was never quite the same. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1616 He's getting in shape for his trip to Death Valley. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1617 Incentives make filming within the city a good deal. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1618 Bad behavior or performance art? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1619 He's not going to....... Oh no, please! Not in our sandbox! 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1620 It's a dramatic reenactment of the day his student loans were paid off. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1621 It's our " Roofhampton " amenity. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1622 He left a dead mouse on the teeter-totter. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1623 We need to start thinking outside the box. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1624 I hate when Dad loses his keys. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1625 Go tell Mom that Dad lost his contacts again. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1626 We should build a wall. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1627 Dad calls this performance art, and I'm supposed to play the vulture. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1628 Can't he just shake a cup with a few coins in it like the other guys do? 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1629 It's Daniel Day-Lewis preparing for a new role. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1630 He's having the illusion of fun. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1631 I told you we should build a road. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1632 How come when we stared at the cute girl in the hot tub she got right out? 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1633 I told you these gender-neutral-human-litter-boxes would be a hit...... 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1634 Well, it looks like hot yoga has run over again. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1635 Every habitat has its unique flora and fauna. 1.2222 0.12327 27 24 0 3
1636 Maybe this is a game we don't want to start playing. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1637 Dad, you know that this could make for a really embarrassing obituary. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1638 We should probably stop letting Mitsy poop in there. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1639 He keeps getting lost. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1640 Proving yet again,'if you build it, he will come.' 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1641 Scrap the castle. I guess we're building an oasis. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1642 Dad does tend to be over dramatic 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1643 I wonder if he knows it's an urban community cat box 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1644 Obviously a portal through time and space... got sunscreen? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1645 Dad, can we go home now? 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1646 So this is what happens when you think inside the box for too long? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1647 Coals were to much for him. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1648 Sir. We appreciate your predicament, but please don't pee in our box. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1649 Father was not kidding when he said we were moving to a building he considered an "oasis" right in the heart of Manhattan. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1650 This was so much easier when we just had a cat. 1.2222 0.12327 27 24 0 3
1651 The water tank is not a mirage. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1652 He's been like this ever since Lawrence of Arabia. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1653 He’s been like this since mom put a padlock on the liquor cabinet. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1654 I've always liked Career Day. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1655 I've already suggested that he think outside the box. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1656 Mom says he never did learn to think outside the box. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1657 My father said that he needs to get inside the box to think outside the box. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1658 My mom says he has an overactive imagination. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1659 I think he's about done. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1660 Here we go. Another 'method' actor. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1661 Don't you hate open house night at school. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1662 It's named 'Lost Childhood', but honestly, I just don't get Performance Art. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1663 That vagrant completely destroyed our sandscape! 1.2222 0.12327 27 24 0 3
1664 In his most difficult challenge yet, David Blaine goes thirty days without his smart phone. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1665 He's one of the biggest players on Wall Street. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1666 Enough already! Let's tell him about Uber. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1667 This piece demonstrates how playtime has become a nightmare and should be banned from schools forever. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1668 'Looks like there's a scheduling conflict." 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1669 It's called 'Crossfit.' 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1670 Dad never could think outside the box. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1671 Dad is taking 'Dry January' a bit too far. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1672 He's been like this since Kobe retired. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1673 It used to be a concrete "jungle". 1.2222 0.09007 36 30 4 2
1674 I need a juice box and a copy of Dune, stat. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1675 Mom says I should play outside more. I'm not sure I agree. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1676 Amenities don't include pool or beach but we do have sand and free use of the shovel. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1677 This has to be the worst 4 seconds of my life. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1678 It's the newest rage - 'ship wrecked on a desert island' yoga. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1679 I hope he makes it out soon. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1680 I don't want to hold the shovel. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1681 See! they never think outside the box 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1682 And I was worried about cats using this sand box. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1683 He's on a pace to break his personal best. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1684 This is the last time I'm cleaning dad's litterbox 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1685 He's auditioning for "Cat in a Litterbox on a Hot Tin Roof". 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1686 He'll never find that contact lens. 1.2188 0.08677 32 26 5 1
1687 Buzz off, it's my staycation. 1.2188 0.08677 32 26 5 1
1688 And here we have the performance art piece "All my assets were in Lehman stock" 1.2188 0.07425 32 25 7 0
1689 Shouldn't be long, I'll start digging now. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1690 Hey Mister. It's our turn. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1691 Billy's been hogging this thing for years. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1692 He just moved in. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1693 He says he's looking for a contact lens, but I think it's his misspent youth. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1694 Paul. . .Ryan. . . 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1695 I think he's looking for a needle. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1696 He's almost done. He's down to counting his last million grains of sand. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1697 The only thing worse than cats using your sandbox are performance artists. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1698 If we just wait it out, the Angel of Death will take him. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1699 At one inch an hour he should make it by tomorrow. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
1700 And I thought we were getting too old to play in the sandbox. 1.2162 0.09598 37 32 2 3
1701 Adults seem to forget how hard it is to toil away in the sandbox all day, but someone's got to do it. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1702 I heard his wife told him to go pound sand. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1703 You were right. No shoes allowed. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1704 Ya,he thinks he's cat woman and has to go to the bathroom. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1705 Think he'll die soon? 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1706 Higby hasn't been quite right since we went to mouse-less, touch screens. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1707 When he asked for a hot time in the old town tonight, this is the best we could think of. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1708 He says he needs a drink? I don't think so. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1709 The mirage is extra. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1710 My dad says work is like this. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1711 7 days without water, he's amazing! 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
1712 My dad watches him on TV. He's a stock picker. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1713 He's a member of the Republican establishment. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1714 Just another mid life crisis. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1715 He's half-cat on his mother's side. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1716 I'm not sure what he's after, but he's sure got grit! 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1717 Trust me, I do this all the time. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1718 I hate method actors. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1719 Maybe the cat will show Dad how to use the litter box. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1720 Once you've collected enough sweat and tears, I'll bring you the *other* bucket. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1721 This performance piece is called "Looking for Reasonable Rent". 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1722 Mr Wilkins just hasn't been the same since be broke up with Cat Girl. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1723 Pei it forward, kids. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1724 No Sis, he did not wash a-shore from a shipwreck. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1725 Perhaps we're all a mirage. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1726 He's a performance artist... whatever the hell that is. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1727 The newest exercise trend: Perpetual Desert. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1728 I hate it when Mr. Smithers gets here first! 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1729 Most days he's just my dad. Today he's my dad __and__ my science project. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1730 Cats the musical, deleted scenes. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1731 He's here every day rehearsing for that survivor show. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1732 When is the Mayor going to rid our parks and playgrounds of Method Actors? 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1733 He's suing the co-op board, as they had promised the new sandbox would be Olympic-sized. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1734 Stan falls prostrate after learning he's been voted off the island. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1735 Mom just said nobody's too old for the sandbox. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
1736 The Metropolitan Vacation Simulator: experience the getaway you will never have. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1737 Sometimes he thinks he's a cat. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1738 You still think the class should adopt a hermit crab? 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1739 His therapist told him to locate his inner child. 1.2121 0.07227 33 26 7 0
1740 Get out of the sandbox, Gary. We have a meeting in the playpen in 10. 1.2121 0.08436 33 27 5 1
1741 It's a game my dad and I play. We call it "The Climate Denier". 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
1742 wow, a desert treadmill.. 1.2105 0.07691 38 31 6 1
1743 You know that they haven't changed the sand yet this year, right? 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1744 I went out and got a peasant for our castle. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1745 Same guy at the kiddie pool yesterday - I can't begin to tell you... 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1746 Drink outside the box. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1747 The starving sand artist is back. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1748 He once worked in Silica Valley. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1749 How long do you think he's been stranded on that island? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1750 Oh dear... he's doing his Lawrence of Arabia impersonation again. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1751 To heck with sandbox rules--I say we kick him out for his own good! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1752 I've learned it's wiser not to contradict my father's fantasies. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1753 Do you think we'll have enough sand to bury him? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1754 He keeps crying, "I'm SO sorry, Wilson..." 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1755 Clearly, we all need to practice our "out of the box" thinking skills. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1756 Obviously, he is not from our school----look at his school uniform! 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1757 I hope he doesn't think this is a litter box! 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1758 Just 5 more minutes. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1759 Come on Tommy! Mrs. Carlson said we could have our turn like 15 years ago! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1760 It's tough to see an old actor like Hanks trying to recapture his Glory days. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1761 This guy's been hogging the sandbox for way too long. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1762 Look Dawn. It's a new fossil to add to the collection. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1763 Looks like Lawrence from accounting thinks he's Lawrence of Arabia 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1764 Maybe next time we should try to think outside the box. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1765 I think the teacher is ready for spring break. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1766 Exquisite form, but that attitude is not doing #6 any favors. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1767 At least he left his shirt on this time. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1768 Kids, you will understand when you grow up. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1769 I think he Feels the Bern. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1770 His boss told him to get lost, but he's out of vacation days. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1771 Thanks to him, I no longer worry about my lack of imagination. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1772 He's a model for cartoonists. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1773 10 years later and he's still looking for Wilson. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1774 Textbook post-traumatic sandbox disorder. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1775 He's been that way ever since they canceled Jersey Shore. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1776 He's training for the race against climate change. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1777 My wife is allergic to dogs so we got him. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1778 Dad misses the real challenges of life in Arizona. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1779 Isn't it exciting watching the boss relieve himself of tension in the executive sandbox? I even brought my own spade along for the bailout. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1780 Tell me again why we volunteered to keep the sandbox clean. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1781 Water... water... 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1782 This is the perfect example of why I'm propelled to pursue my interest in evolutionary psychology. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1783 we don't want to be around when he finds that contact lens 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1784 He said he lost his shell company 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1785 Is there an app for that? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1786 Ever since the new version of Lawrence of Arabia was announced, this place has been lousy with method actors. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1787 You know these "method" actors. He heard there were to have auditions for the "Laurence of Arabia" prequel. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1788 He looks a little old to play in the sandbox. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1789 We found him on the Capitol Lawn. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1790 In tonight's episode of "Survivor: Law Firms," the contestants start losing their minds after working another 70-hour week. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1791 i hope he doesn't have diarrhea this time 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1792 Reality TV has now officially sunk to a new low. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1793 The kids wait their turn as Andy looks for his lost shaker of salt. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1794 He's not exactly the dream I asked Mr. Sandman for. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
1795 What do you say..., give me my soul back and we call it even? 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
1796 I heard he doesn't play nice. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
1797 He's a true believer in global warming and he's practicing for it. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
1798 I told him days ago it's our turn. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
1799 He began to worry that his audience wasn't sophisticated enough to understand his performance art. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
1800 he never got over losing a contact lens on the beach 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
1801 I'm not sure whether we need a watering can or an I.V. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
1802 The co-op board only allows Lost in the Desert play weekdays between 9am and 5pm. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
1803 Do you think he's a late Bloomer? 1.2059 0.08208 34 28 5 1
1804 The mind is a terrible thing to waste. 1.2059 0.09230 34 29 3 2
1805 He prefers to be called an "independent." 1.2059 0.08208 34 28 5 1
1806 I'll call the clinic and see if hitting "sand bottom" counts. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1807 Overcoming feline delusions can be particularly difficult unless the litter box is removed. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1808 This live art exhibit is a new self portrait in the starving artist category.. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1809 He swears his geo-cache led him here... 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1810 At least he's box-trained... 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1811 It hasn't been the same since gentrification. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1812 He keeps saying something about finding his lost youth. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1813 To the insanely persistent go the spoils. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1814 So do we build the Promised Land before or after Moses crosses the desert? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1815 He told me he was a method cartoonist. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1816 I guess he misses life in L.A.! 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1817 I'll dig the grave, but no sharesies on the wallet. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1818 Don't you think dad's gone a little too far to prove his point about global warming? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1819 Looks like he's been here awhile, let's find another sandbox! 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1820 He really believes that play teaches a person how to work. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1821 He's doing the Upper-West-Side-Desert-Crawler Workout, followed by an hour in the Jacuzzi. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1822 He's with the French Foreign Legion. 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
1823 Don't you just hate it when dad loses his car keys? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1824 Searching for inner child 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1825 Maybe he's Bernie Sanders. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
1826 "No more video games. Fresh air, " she said. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1827 Looks like we may get to bury someone today! 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
1828 It's fun to play in the sandbox - just don't dig very deep! 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
1829 Wait for the laugh. It's really quicksand. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1830 He says he's training for the Sahara Marathon. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1831 I don't get it, my lawyer said it would safe on Panamanian soil 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
1832 "Go play outside and quit warping your mind." Yeah, right. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1833 Lost his contact. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1834 He still refuses to think outside our box 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1835 Performance art is two to three. This hour is for open sand. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1836 I call it "Man Or Mirage". 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1837 Maybe we should build him a rooftop oasis. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1838 How do you tell your dad he's not welcome in your sandbox? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1839 He didn't go to a very good kindergarten. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1840 Thought he'd be outside the box by now. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1841 Dude, I know your dad's upset but, three days looking for a contact lens is just ridonculous! 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1842 I know my dignity is up here somewhere. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
1843 I guess it's better then finding a cat in our sandbox. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1844 Hailed best installation artist of 2016 this piece is titled "lost contact lens" 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1845 Damn, chiropractor! 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
1846 I'll take him over Mrs. Dickerson's cat any day. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1847 At first, I thought it was funny... but now I'm kind of starting to wonder if we only exist inside his mirage. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1848 Hey buddy, take your perpetual adolescence elsewhere - we have a castle to build 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1849 Next thing you know they will want our coloring books 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1850 You'll see why we brought the pail and spade in a minute. He thinks he's a cat. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
1851 He's an experiential learner. Now he'll remember that desert has only one "s". 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1852 It's sort of like a resistence pool for people who like the desert.... 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1853 He's suffering Frustrated Beach Syndrome 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1854 Must be an urban sandman. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1855 Rehearsals for the playlot version of Lawrence of Arabia were not going well. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1856 Adult lap time's over in five minutes. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1857 Sheesh, this guy really doesn't want to share. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1858 Adults take things way too seriously. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1859 Looks like another endless sandbox workout. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1860 This is the not the solution to the ultimate problem that this building needs another bathroom. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
1861 If he thinks he's a cat, we will have to play somewhere else. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1862 His infinity pool workout just hasn't been the same since we moved to California. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1863 He doesn't play well in any sandbox 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1864 Pass the pail, I got this one. We have cats 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1865 Sandbox mirage, he thinks he can see his childhood hopes and dreams fulfilled. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1866 New York's latest fitness craze: SandStraggle 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1867 Not again! It's the New Yorker cartoonist who lives downstairs. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1868 Did we forget to water yesterday? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1869 ''You tell him his therapy session is over.'' 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1870 He's why I'm not allowed to wear contacts. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1871 We better tell Mr. Bickley that "Wilson" is on the playground for recess? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1872 He thinks he lost his Camels. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1873 He's been doing laps all morning. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1874 Think mom will want him to take a bath tonight 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1875 Mom says it's something to do with his spirit guide 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1876 Can you tell your dad to stop reenacting 'Cast Away'? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1877 He said last week that he found his ring. But I think he found his calling. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1878 Rough night for the sandman. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1879 He's been acting strange lately; He thinks that we're all part of a mirage. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1880 He knows where the water is. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1881 Who does he think he is, Moses? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1882 It’s a microclimate thing. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1883 He's been at it for 3 hours now, and I don't have the heart to tell him that I already found his dignity. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1884 It's not a cliche; he says he's doing it ironically. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1885 If you build it, he will come, indeed. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1886 He's looking for the oasis. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1887 Whenever he drinks a lot, he thinks he's a kitty and there goes our sandbox. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1888 I'm not sure . . . He calls it the "desert diet". 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
1889 Looks like Gregory finally got his Infinite Desert installed. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1890 He's found a 'road less traveled.' . 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1891 You should see his act when we go to the pool. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1892 We finally got him trained to use the sandbox. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1893 This is what tv shows are really like when zoomed out. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1894 I call it "'Funk'-Shui". 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1895 The executive training program really teaches them to conserve resources. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1896 I heard you can't graduate from daycare without first thinking outside the box. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1897 Forget the sandcastle. Time to set up the lemonade stand. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1898 ''See - that's what looking for your lost childhood looks..." 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1899 We should give him a flare gun. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1900 At least it's not another story about "walking in the snow... up hill... both ways." 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1901 You can take a boy out of the beach, but you can’t take the beach out of a boy! 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1902 He's a Republican strategist in the vast wasteland created by Obama. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1903 That's what happens when you major in economics and environmental science. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1904 He's an editor for New Yorker magazine. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1905 Another successful field test! Notice how our underarm anti-perspirant is working. 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
1906 Frank prefers to work on his inner child alfresco. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1907 My mother calls this Sandbox Syndrome. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1908 Do you think this means I can have his iPhone? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1909 Cat in Litterbox pose 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1910 I hope the mirage is worth it 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1911 I guess it's true...when you grow up you forget how to play. 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
1912 Schrodinger's cat-box. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1913 He won't let any of us play ever since his damned pacifier disappeared! 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1914 He's practicing for the Board of Directors meeting next week. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1915 Too much sun really does make you age. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1916 "I guess he hasn't found it yet". 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1917 I don't think he is shovel ready 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1918 Some see a world in a grain of sand: others, not so much. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1919 Auditions for 'The End of the Trail' are next Tuesday. 1.2000 0.07428 30 24 6 0
1920 Huh, I think he's trying to rediscover his inner child ...he just can't find it. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1921 I wish my dad would get over his play-with-your-kid phase. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1922 He appears to be a half-empty kind of guy. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1923 Actually watching paint dry is a lot more interesting. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1924 We should probably find the hypnotist's number. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1925 He has it flown in from Anguilla, each grain triple carbon-filtered for purity and then infused with hints of fecal matter from the Hudson River. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1926 He'd never make it at P.S. 14. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1927 Dad says he's in training for a later cartoon involving a mirage of some kind. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1928 Mister, even I know that's not a haystack. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
1929 The guy's just no fun anymore. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1930 It's an Infinity sandbox. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1931 We need to get you home and cleaned up now. Sometimes...I feel like I'm the father. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1932 This Living Art business is getting old. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1933 Dad got fired and has to start all over. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1934 Dad's working to invent a gender neutral bathroom for cats. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1935 I wish he'd start thinking outside the box. 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
1936 Grandpa keeps reliving his WW11 beach landing 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1937 ... just can't get dad to think outside the box. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1938 Let him have his moment. Apparently, his son was denied admission to the preschool here. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1939 Look at that turkey on the sand which's there. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1940 The endless pool wasn't a bad idea, but this...? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1941 I just can't get used to "living sculpture", but I'm glad this one is plein aire. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1942 His regression therapy is really starting to work. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1943 He lost his virginity in that sandbox. 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
1944 Dad still can't get over his Human Litter Box idea not getting picked for Shark Tank 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1945 He says we can have it next after he finds his camel. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1946 I hope I don't grow up to be like that one day. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
1947 This was my science project, but now I lease it to my friends to torment their fathers. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1948 Steve spends every lunch hour searching for remnants of his youth. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1949 Oh him? He keeps the cats out. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1950 He is taking longer than his turn. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1951 Should we tell him it's a litter box and that we weren't digging for gold? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1952 I wish he'd go back to his Google playpen and leave our sandbox alone. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1953 OK, I'm telling Mommy. He didn't want my juice box, and he thinks neither of us are real. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1954 Once you've served in the French Foreign Legion, it's in your blood. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1955 Daddy, may I have my lucky penny back now? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
1956 When should we tell him it's a mirage? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1957 You said your Dad's a method actor? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1958 Uh, sir. Sir! Sandbox rules require a shower before and after entrance. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1959 He told me that he's rehearsing for one of those New Yorker 'guy lost in the desert' cartoons. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1960 As you can see, people are thinking up innovative ways to avoid the beach traffic. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1961 The 'Lawrence of Arabia 2' budget was tight 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1962 Well, it is the best place to look for loose change. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1963 He lost his glasses at the beach last week. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1964 I'd ask him to give me a turn, but I don't think I have that level of commitment. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1965 Relax, we're just a mirage. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1966 He can't afford to vacation in the desert this year. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1967 Looking for Trump's international policy. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1968 You will start out here--as a part of training, we ask every employee to spend one week thinking inside the box. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1969 That's what we have to look forward to. You never escape middle school. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1970 Dad read Proust last night. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1971 Good job Tommy ! 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
1972 Things have gotten really weird ever since Chipotle started offering organic LSD as a topping. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1973 Do you think he'll be ready for the Sahara by Monday? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
1974 Left my charger at home. 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
1975 He's auditioning for the movie 'Sahara.' 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1976 This sandbox must be bigger than it looks from the outside. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1977 He's in training for a reality show. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1978 All we need to know we learn in kindergarten… but the sandbox seems to get much tougher later. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1979 Everyone knew he was unelectable. 1.1935 0.08575 31 26 4 1
1980 He just moved from Arizona here to New York City. He says he does this when he gets home sick. 1.1935 0.07213 31 25 6 0
1981 Meet Chad. He claims he's the swing-vote among the Arizona Super-Delegates... 1.1935 0.07213 31 25 6 0
1982 Our access to the box is restricted on a timeshare basis. 1.1935 0.07213 31 25 6 0
1983 So it's true...the myth of the boy whose mother forgot to collect him in 1989. 1.1935 0.07213 31 25 6 0
1984 Hope it's the high end clumping litter! 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
1985 This is our studio sandbox, beautiful view of downtown, and a steal at 2400 a month with first and last plus HOA fee. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
1986 A complete misunderstanding of exfoliate. 1.1923 0.11121 26 23 1 2
1987 It's a Human Resource motivational exercise. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
1988 My dad REALLY misses Malibu. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
1989 Ironic, perhaps, but wouldn’t a bucket and shovel compromise the integrity of his message? 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
1990 Yesterday he told us he actually preferred a desert climate. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
1991 Why is he staring at the pool like it's not really there? 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
1992 Universal Pre-K 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
1993 I don't understand grown-up exercise fads. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
1994 He's prepping for the Death Valley Fun Run. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
1995 Come on, Dad! Our turn! 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
1996 If his hallucinations don't include a finish line, he's apt to be there the rest of the day. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
1997 It works like one of those stationary swim-spas, only without water. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
1998 Dad, there's water in the lobby 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
1999 He never quite recovered after being voted off Sandplay Survivor. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2000 I started with a castle, but I then realized that a performance piece would be more expressive of my deep existential yearning. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2001 I left Google so I wouldn't have to play nice. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2002 In Trump's Tower, it's set up so's we all get four-square meals a day. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2003 They call him the Catnip Cowboy. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2004 Is that Peter O'Toole ? 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2005 He insists that it is his sandbox 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2006 I want to play. Can't we just call him an Uber? 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2007 Last week this was a desert island. 1.1923 0.11121 26 23 1 2
2008 Reality television has hit a new low. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2009 He stopped because he thinks that Pepsi billboard is a mirage. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2010 I thought grown-ups didn't start playing until nighttime. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2011 A job is a job no matter how hard or easy and no matter how dumb you look doing it. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2012 He was there when the sand was delivered. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2013 He says the treadmill is for snobs. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2014 Just another cartoonist workshopping ideas, and pretty hackneyed ones at that. 1.1923 0.11121 26 23 1 2
2015 He came with the Sand 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2016 I can't wait until he goes back to college. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2017 Tell the cinematographer to stick to closeups. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2018 My dad says this kind of thing happened frequently in the days before GPS. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2019 He's hoping to reach an endless oasis. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2020 I don't need to explore my inner child that bad. 1.1923 0.11121 26 23 1 2
2021 Hey mister – this ain't no litter box. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2022 Forget the pail and shovel, how quickly can we build a lemonade stand? 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2023 I call not cleaning the litter box. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2024 Nope, you're still thinking inside the sandbox. 1.1923 0.11121 26 23 1 2
2025 I guess he feels the "Bern". 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2026 Bob is in the early stage of our out-placement process. 1.1923 0.11121 26 23 1 2
2027 The dog house was bad enough! 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2028 I hate it when performance artists find our sandbox. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2029 He's protesting the systematic urbanization of this rooftop 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2030 He's looking for his car keys, I guess. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2031 There's got to be an easier way to do delegate selection. 1.1923 0.11121 26 23 1 2
2032 Dude, your dad needs more screen time. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2033 He's helping us test for a new kitty litter product 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2034 I've been waiting months to have a turn ! 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2035 NIMBY!!! 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2036 The brochure did say a rooftop oasis. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2037 It's a litter box. Trust me. You'll want one after you smell your first zombie poop. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2038 He doesn't look quite the same without the iron man suit. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2039 I think he's too old for the Kindergarten sandbox. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2040 be sure to cover it up when you're done. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2041 Life's not always a beach. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2042 Mr. Sandman is down on his luck. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2043 I wish Dad would grow up. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2044 Maybe WE'RE just a mirage. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2045 He's cut his time almost in half since last week. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2046 And what will he do once he discovers his inner cat? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2047 He's training for the Great Sahara Crossing Race 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2048 Learn to think outside the box or you'll end up like me. 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
2049 I should have rented a camel. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2050 He lost his Rolex. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2051 Somehow I thought lycanthropy would be cooler. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2052 Mom brought him back from Arizona. I think we were both hoping he'd be a better play date. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2053 These new Eco friendly condo amenities need to have time limits 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2054 Should we tell him recess is almost over? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2055 Every trader on the floor ultimately goes through it. Pour the bucket of water in his face and he'll snap out of it and the next trader in line will move in and experience his own moment of despondency. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
2056 Your dad's not just a helicopter parent; he's a Black Hawk down. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
2057 I should tell him his 30 minute limit is up. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
2058 He's been this way since they brought him back from the Sahara 1.1875 0.07010 32 26 6 0
2059 You just never know what the tide might bring. 1.1875 0.07010 32 26 6 0
2060 This is our mid-level executive scape-goat program. He gets the water when he agrees to take the blame for the Johnson contract. 1.1875 0.08325 32 27 4 1
2061 He's starting to look like a cigarette. 1.1875 0.09459 32 28 2 2
2062 Al Gore's new sculptures are anything but subtle. 1.1875 0.09459 32 28 2 2
2063 Everyday it's the same -- and we pay the price for their overconfidence 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
2064 His camel ran off. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2065 You'd think the smell alone would give away the fact that he's in a litter box. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2066 I'm not often a fan of mixed-media, but this has real pathos. 1.1852 0.10725 27 24 1 2
2067 He says he's trying to overcome a traumatic kindergarten sandbox incident. 1.1852 0.10725 27 24 1 2
2068 Supposedly, he once was a brilliant advertising exec. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2069 Mom says its good for dad to get some sun after the separation. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2070 They don't call him the "desert lizard" for nothing. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2071 Isn't that a little too small for a desert? 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2072 It's in here somewhere! 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2073 He loses half a mill- and he still gets to go first! 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2074 Let's hope this is just a phase he's going through. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2075 He aced the wading pool, Sandra, but the sandbox is throwing him for a loop. 1.1852 0.10725 27 24 1 2
2076 He's in search of 'Pi' or the 'Promised Land'; he won't say. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2077 Tell your dad that method acting isn't allowed in the sandbox. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2078 He says he's looking for his "inner child", but I think he's outta of his mind. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2079 Just what this building needs, another method actor. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2080 You put your right hand in. You take your right hand out. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
2081 He's been practicing not asking for directions. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2082 Yeah, I don't think dad was paying close attention when the IT guy explained the benefits of sandboxing. 1.1818 0.08089 33 28 4 1
2083 He keeps saying "Wilson!" 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2084 'Before it's too late, maybe tell him we have his pail and shovel?" 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2085 It's sad when you can't go forward. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2086 Hey you said you wanted to do community service 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2087 Remember Donald Trump ?...How the mighty have fallen. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2088 He has illusions of granular. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2089 We better go up the hill and fetch a pail of water. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2090 Looks like daddy came down with cat scratch fever again. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2091 Maybe we should build that fence. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2092 You think he'll want to borrow our pale and shovel? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2093 He lost his ring at the beach, but this was closer 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2094 I would stand back . . . he thinks he's a cat. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2095 wonder how much he pay for a nice cold glass of lemonade 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2096 He's our new drama teacher 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2097 Art is so strange these days. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2098 Should we tell him it's a mirage so he will leave? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2099 Should we tell him the inflatable pool is a mirage? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2100 All these years he can't find his bucket and shovel. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2101 I'll give him another three hours to find an oasis. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2102 Mom says it's his midlife crisis... 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2103 Should we take him to the drinking fountain? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2104 I hope he doesn't think he's a cat. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2105 Hey, pal, you're not the only person going through a mid-life crisis. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2106 Dad's in training for the next 'Survivor'. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2107 The search is going to be even worse when my dad finds out the dog swallowed my mom's ring. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2108 It's only been two minutes 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2109 He's in a DESert and this is my desSERT. It's a 'homophone'...which isn't what you think! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2110 Another island vacation trip booked with an expired card. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2111 Mom was upset, but I don't think she meant for him to take it literally. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2112 ... it looks more like you buried his dignity. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2113 That is why I will not wear contacts. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2114 He said something about "All day I've faced the barren waste". 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2115 My Dad watched,'Lawrence of Arabia',again last night! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2116 This two beat lateral gait performed by harness racing horses is known as the pace. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2117 He washed up here after his mortgage went underwater. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2118 You don't understand performance art. Giving him water will only encourage him. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2119 I guess we'll have to wait to clean the litter box! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2120 I think I like Dad better when he's on the wagon. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2121 He's looking for spare change. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2122 I think Dad's been on the wagon too long. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2123 We need to make sure you can stay hydrated in this job. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2124 Dad's been training for his upcoming appearance on SURVIVOR--SAHARA. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2125 He still misses Gilligan's Island. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2126 Apparently some programmers take the sandbox concept a tad too literally. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2127 He says he needs flavored Himalayan sparkling vitamin-enriched water. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2128 It's his one man show of "Cat on a Hot Sand Box". 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2129 It´s title is "A Thirst For Creeping Socialism." 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2130 I don't think our sunscreen is working. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2131 It's like our sandbox has turned into a New Yorker cartoon. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2132 Didn't I tell you it would be the finest artisanal near-death experience in Brooklyn? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2133 What a drama queen. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2134 Good thing we removed the cat turds. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2135 Shall we let our ramp building skills be known? 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2136 2-D, he's been trying to get on "Survivor" for years. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2137 He's been doing a real time reenactment of Moses in the desert since his first recess. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2138 Disqualified for the penthouse open on the 9th hole 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2139 Just give him tap water. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2140 You can get out of the city without really leaving the city, you know? 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2141 Well, my family believes in climate change. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
2142 I hope we're not his mirage. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2143 Daddy's still working on a caption. 1.1765 0.07865 34 29 4 1
2144 He was a legionnaire. He's training for a marathon. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2145 No, that's not a mirage. It's an actual coffee shop with WiFi and a public bathroom. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2146 I hope he's not pretending to be a cat. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2147 My mom says it's a new thing dad is trying out: gritty, hungover yoga. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2148 Get little tikes on the phone. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2149 He said he doesn't drink city water. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2150 He's a performance artist from California. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2151 He's in practice they gave him the Sahara desert branch 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2152 He's been taking night classes at the Actor's Studio. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2153 Dad, mom just texted me, "Did your father remember to crawl by Whole Foods for more coconut water?" 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2154 He's been watching too much Survivor. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2155 Take Your Dad to Play Day is kinda dumb. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2156 When is lap time up?? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2157 This is not cool. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2158 Yeah, it's pretty strange but he says it's equivalent to a run around the park without having to deal with other people. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2159 It took forever to train him. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2160 He likes his martinis very dry. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2161 Well, "Gilligan," I hope they finally rescue you by recess tomorrow. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2162 These new sand molds are so realistic! 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2163 If he passes the endurance test, we'll give him a job at 'The New Yorker' as a cartoonist. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2164 Not very 'Jungian' is it? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2165 It's my pop. He's in training for one of those reality TV shows. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
2166 Mom put him in a time-out after he admitted he voted for Trump in the primary. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2167 I cleaned the litter box yesterday!! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2168 At least this time he kept his clothes on. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2169 Awkward play dates 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2170 Deluxe model included a fan to simulate snadstorms. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2171 This always happen when he eats Tabbouleh 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2172 He doesn't smell well with others. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2173 It is first on his bucket list. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2174 He says he's on the road to Morocco. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2175 Smelly Cat is back. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2176 Yes, and I thirst for kingdom. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2177 He always does this after he watches "Lawrence of Arabia." 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2178 We can play as soon as he finds his dime. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2179 Call PETA. I think it's an Endangered Species. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2180 It's a new kind of exfoliation. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2181 These pollsters are getting desperate. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2182 Rod Stewart looks like hell these days. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2183 when mommy said he was a golddigger i thought she meant something else 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2184 We're gonna need a bigger shovel. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2185 Seems much more effective than a lap pool. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2186 I still think it could have been a very romantic proposal. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2187 Trump supporters.... They can't see beyond the wall. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2188 His parents just got divorced. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2189 This is an unintended result of extended family leave. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2190 How badly do you want an engagement ring? 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
2191 Did he say he's looking for his youth or Vermouth? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2192 He's rehearsing for the Off Broadway production of "Lawrence of Arabia" 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2193 Let's think outside the box. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2194 You ordered Room Service, Sir? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2195 If daddy doesn't find his contact lens we'll never get to play in the sand. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2196 If we wait around long enough we're going to hear, 'Water, water, everywhere, but not a drop to drink.' 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2197 His punishment is 10 hours in the sand box. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2198 He just saw a Trump victory mirage. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2199 I heard he lost a contact there. Twenty years ago. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2200 Is this part of the team building exercise? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2201 We're replicating a viewer's experiencing an election year on TV. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2202 Meet my Dad, the actor. He's got an audition for a remake of Beau Geste. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2203 He said he needs to prepare for 'Survivor.' 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2204 "He's having withdrawal pains from being on 'Survivor'". 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2205 I call it the "Feel The Bern" mini. You sit in it to convince yourself you're not part of the 1%. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2206 Time to muck him out. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2207 I'm getting tired of cleaning up after litterbugs. How 'bout you? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2208 He’s our top performer, but he tends to slow down when he gets near the finish line. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2209 I call it 'Training for Death Valley Marathon.' 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2210 He got primaried. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
2211 Looks like someone's discovered our "mushrooms". 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2212 This is getting weird. Let's go flip those pancakes. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2213 Too bad he does not have a metal detector. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2214 We're marketing it as the Infinity Sandbox 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2215 He played first base for the '86 Mets. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2216 The co-op is promoting urban beaches. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2217 He must be a mirage. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2218 Lost your contacts in the sandbox again? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2219 His name's Bond -- vagabond. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2220 C’mon, Billy. Let’s go play in a virtual sandbox. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2221 He said he lost his mind in the sandbox when he was five. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2222 Poor kid, he lost a dime in there when he was three years old and he's been looking for it ever since. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2223 Some obsession with a film about a soccer ball and some ice skates. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2224 We can't 'desert' him, but let's leave anyway. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2225 Jeff's training for global warming. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2226 Budget imposed desert training. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2227 Don't mind him. He's insane. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2228 I guess marketing's already thinking about the Californian campaign. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2229 My mom says it's the cheapest Zumba in town! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2230 All I know is he calls himself the sheik of the burning sands. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2231 How much longer until production starts, Mr. DeCaprio? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2232 It's been like this ever since the method acting school moved next door. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2233 They built a wall around a Mexican instead. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2234 Must've missed juice time. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2235 Oh,I got it,Bogie in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2236 He's disoriented and hallucinating. Just think, that'll be us when we're teenagers. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2237 Come on, use your words. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
2238 First time in 25 years he's forgotten his pail and shovel. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2239 What are the chances he'll find his way out before recess is over. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2240 These millennials are so dramatic. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2241 40 days later, a dedicated method actor continues in preparation for his new role as Moses..... 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2242 Bring Your Dad to School Day is not so easy after all? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2243 Stephen was vexed by the lack of water in his latest mirage. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2244 That Brut cologne seems to loose it's appeal after 15 hours in the sun. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2245 He keeps muttering...'cigarettes'. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2246 He says he feels much better when he gets back to the cubicle. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2247 'I guess you could share your water with him.' 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2248 It's been difficult to attract voluteers for our climate-change simulation. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2249 He thinks he's a cat. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2250 I think our organic art installation is ready for viewing. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
2251 I thought the sandbox was password protected. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2252 This is a tough act to follow. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2253 He comes up here drunk and tries to remake "Ishtar. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2254 Adults these days... 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2255 He keeps on saying “kiddie pool, kiddie pool”. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2256 Not everyone is cured by sandbox therapy. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2257 The studios are really small in this building. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2258 He looks like he needs a juice box. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2259 He said he is practicing for the Sahara half-marathon. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2260 Nobody's ever beaten the sandbox test before! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2261 Don't worry, he is just practicing for his job-hunt next week. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2262 "This is his tenth life". 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2263 I don't know... he keeps mumbling something about an oasis. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2264 Go get a bigger heat lamp. We've got a cold one, Martha 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2265 Well I'm just surprised he hasn't peed in it yet! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2266 Our homeroom teacher searches the sandbox every day for loose change. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2267 If he is a good boy, I allow him to play in the sandbox! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2268 He's audioning for reality TV. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2269 Some of the city's anti-litter laws are going too far. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2270 He's practicing for the Sahara. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2271 This new Mirage Diet is killing our sandbox time. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2272 I think it's called a mid-life crisis. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2273 My Dad's protesting the new water-use restrictions. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2274 He'll make it. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2275 I think that lemonade stand idea of yours has found its moment. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2276 Like we planned: you tell him about the oasis while I get his wallet. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2277 And for our final exhibit, we have Tom Hanks training for Cast Away II. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2278 I still prefer this over office yoga. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2279 When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2280 Well Susie, at least he kept the cats from using it as a litter box. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2281 We are standing on the roof of the sandbox museum trying to assess if the man in the sandbox is part of this exhibition or merely a casualty of a guided tour that had gone horribly wrong. Do you care to comment? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2282 He's taking sandbox therapy to a new level. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2283 Let's get out of here before the digging starts this time. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2284 Be patient, he'll leave when the vultures appear! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2285 From the Latin mirari urbanus, otherwise known as Tuesday. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2286 It's my greatest sand sculpture yet. I'm calling it 'Election Season'. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2287 Come on Stan, if you haven't found your keys by now you're not going to find them. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2288 I told you Mr. Maldoceo's been acting weird since we got back from spring break. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2289 Don't you think he is taking 'new realism' a bit too far? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2290 My dad is teaching me the downside of owning a cat. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2291 If you haven't found your identity yet, maybe someone else would like a turn. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2292 We could say dad's into boxing. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2293 I don,t suppose he is bringing me a dream 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
2294 So this is the big idea behind these hot yoga classes, huh honey? "Well, they did say space was limited. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2295 Mom's parents in town again? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2296 I think I'll pass on the desert simulator 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2297 "Unscented," my ass. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2298 Do you ever have the feeling that adults have colonized childhood? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2299 Can your Dad please take his Ishtar fantasies elsewhere? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2300 Dad's reliving his life as a former castaway 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2301 If we want the it back, ask mom for a pitcher of margaritas. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2302 I get it Dad, I don't need an Oculus Rift 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2303 It's a Sahara Syndrom Therapy. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2304 should we help dad find his contact lens? 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
2305 He'll never use it. I mean, you can take a man outta the alley...but can you ever really take the alley outta a man? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2306 Shhh! He thinks it is a mirage. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2307 Authenticity is overrated. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2308 Year 22: Still lost in the desert with no food or water. All my friends have left and I can't seem to find any exits. I will continue to search this sandy box 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2309 He's the cartoonist. He's sure this will stump all the contestants. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2310 That's nothing. Smell it sometime after the cat's been there. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2311 Looking for Rosebud. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
2312 I hope he gets rescued soon, recess is almost over. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2313 He bet my uncle he could make it on Survivor. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2314 And finally, our rooftop installation juxtaposes the elements with the shear force of human exploration. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2315 He still has flashbacks to that last, harrowing cartoon. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2316 He thinks everything outside that box is just a mirage. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2317 He's lost perspective. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2318 I wonder why he wanders... 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2319 Your dad doesn't seem to quite grasp the concept of virtual reality. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2320 I told you we should have bought a cat instead... 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2321 The number of lengths is impressive but the tumble turns are awesome. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2322 Mister, are you lost? You look like you belong in a desert cartoon. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2323 No fair. This guy's been hogging our Möbius sandbox for days! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2324 Man on a Hot Tin Roof 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2325 It's our unique treadmill so he can train for his next 100 mile desert race. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2326 It's supposed to replace the never ending pool. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2327 It's my Dad. He thinks he's a cat. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2328 You should see him at the beach. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2329 Dad likes really, really dry martinis. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2330 I told you they were shooting the remake of the Hangover here!! 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
2331 Oh no — it's New Yorker Cartoon Fantasy Camp day. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2332 Sorry, I have this booked for the next 15 years. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2333 He's been looking for his keys for years. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2334 Mom says it's method acting. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2335 They say it might have a virus. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2336 The best way to get the deepest bond with your cat is to spend a month in her paws. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2337 I will sure be glad when his acting classes are over. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2338 No oasis unless he takes back my F in math. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2339 Our turn, the egg timer just dinged. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2340 cut! He's got the Part 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2341 No, he can't leave the box. He's Republican - born without a future tense. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2342 There's my new dad. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2343 Sir, exactly how long have you been looking for your kitty? 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2344 He's practicing for the desert marathon. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2345 So I guess we really are just someone's mirage. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2346 We never had to worry about someone crawling through our sandbox when we lived in the burbs. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2347 'The Thirst Artist' just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2348 I knew he could be catty, but I didn't think he took it so seriously . . . 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2349 If he's the Sandman, I'm never sleeping again. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2350 We've found that morale goes down, but they take fewer bathroom breaks. So it's mostly a wash. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2351 'Yard Time" has a different meaning in these white-collar prisons. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2352 Grownups need to play act rather than play. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2353 Some people just never make it out of the sandbox. 1.1667 0.08419 30 26 3 1
2354 It's my Dad. We just moved into the condo. He's looking for the exercise room amenity 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2355 He's really committed to pantomiming the California water crisis. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2356 A minimalist before he became a survivalist, he just lacks any stick-to-itiveness, so we should be able to play in the sandbox by tomorrow. 1.1667 0.08419 30 26 3 1
2357 It's the latest in artisanal weight-loss programs. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2358 I'm helping him think outside of the box. 1.1667 0.11526 24 22 0 2
2359 It's temporary. We're building him a little desert island. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2360 Your dad's vision quest seems short sighted. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2361 After school I'll change his liter. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2362 Two more hours and we can move onto phase eight of your co-op application. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2363 I heard he went a whole block without hydrating. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2364 Should we get your dad some water? 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2365 I outgrew mine years ago. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2366 Is he STILL Looking for his phone? 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2367 He has been playing "The Castaway" for weeks 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2368 Talk about suffering for one's art... 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2369 Ed looks ready to dig through our annual report. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2370 He can't decide which brand of bottled water to use. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2371 He said he's looking for the promised land. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2372 Lawrence, let us have our turn! 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2373 Acting like at cat at his age isn't funny. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
2374 He should just be glad it's not my quicksand box. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2375 Actually, Eric, before Moms and Dads went with Madoff, we used to vacation in Palm Beach 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2376 He's inspired me to rethink the medium. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2377 Just a few more minutes wait.... His time is about to expire. 1.1667 0.06920 30 25 5 0
2378 It is thought to give the homeless a sense of play! 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2379 No, he actually DID lose a cat's eye marble. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2380 I thought if I brought your father back to his childhood, he could better relate to your concerns. I guess he went back too far. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2381 This new "flex time" vacation policy really stinks. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2382 This still doesn't prove global warming is real. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2383 I get that he thinks he's in front of Grauman's Chinese. I just don't get Clark Gable. 1.1667 0.11526 24 22 0 2
2384 The name of the spin-off will be 'Sandbox Survivor.' 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2385 Still can't find your contact lens? 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2386 Do you think he needs a drink or a cigarette? 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2387 He doesn't look ready for the herculean task of digging to China. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2388 I don't want to grow up, besides, I like it here. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2389 It's another Trump intern practicing how to draw a line in the sand 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2390 Don't you think his training for the show would be better if he took off his clothes? 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2391 Didn't we have a reservation? 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2392 I guess if You hang around the Cat Litter Box long enough, You are going to end up using it. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2393 Things just haven't been the same for Aladdin recently. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2394 Wonder what part of Bernie's grand vision he fits into. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2395 I'll go back for the rake --in case it thinks it's a litter box 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2396 Immersive acting turned out to be cheaper than the Maserati. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2397 He's myopic: the world is his desert. 1.1667 0.11526 24 22 0 2
2398 I'm not giving Dad his iPhone back until I get some face time. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2399 I really hate method actors. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2400 His parents never should have named him 'Sandy.' 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2401 By a stroke of luck, he got here first. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2402 Ever since he lost his metal detector. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2403 Is he the sandman? 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2404 Some grown-ups just never learn to drink outside the box. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2405 Mom calls it "cat box therapy". He flunked out of the dog house. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2406 Finally, I made it to Flah-ri-da! 1.1667 0.08419 30 26 3 1
2407 Summer sandbox hours are hell. 1.1613 0.08161 31 27 3 1
2408 I bring him water so he can keep hunting for treasure. 1.1613 0.06715 31 26 5 0
2409 Like many Baby Boomers, he decided to downsize. 1.1613 0.08161 31 27 3 1
2410 Dad's reliving his "glory days" in desert storm again. 1.1613 0.06715 31 26 5 0
2411 What's that man doing in the cat's bathroom, anyway? 1.1613 0.08161 31 27 3 1
2412 ...And this is our advanced scratch and sniff program. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2413 He needs to learn how to play better in the sandbox 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2414 I think it's Mr. Katz from the 8th floor. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2415 Man says to kids: "What ever happened to that so-called sea level rise?" 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2416 Looks like we need to find another mobile hotspot soon. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2417 Some kids like to play "house." Mark likes to play "Shawshank Redemption." 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2418 There is nothing in the sandbox, and no man needs nothing 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2419 I think he's headed for the wading pool. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2420 I call it 'The Rooftop Urban Litterbox' 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2421 I'm too young for this crap. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2422 He's been stuck in that mirage since he was our age. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2423 Only one desert treadmill, and he's always hogging it. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2424 Hey dad, welcome to our world. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2425 I know this trick; hog the sandbox when societal pressures seem insurmountable. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2426 Be careful.We don't have enough antibodies to get in there with him. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2427 On his 40th birthday, he'll switch to the 'land of milk and honey' box. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2428 He says he couldn't afford a metal detector. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2429 I guess this sandbox is only for the 1% 1.1600 0.11075 25 23 0 2
2430 You don't think he'll actually eat us if we answer incorrectly, do you?" "No clue. But I do want to know what he's hiding in there. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2431 This is how we punish when you short change our little coffee club. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2432 He tries to be a good dad, but it's all a mirage. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2433 That's just my dad. He's always said he'd like to get a small place on the high desert. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2434 This whole thing is a mirage. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2435 You know, one man's trash is another man's treasure. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2436 He thinks it's the 1869 one cent coin a told him I lost -- it's a penny. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2437 I guess the wall might work. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2438 He drinks. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2439 Henry's always on the prowl for water. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2440 This isn't the kind of adult playground I had in mind. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2441 I think Uncle Moses is taking our genealogy project too seriously. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2442 I'm just happy my name's not Wilson. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
2443 My dad binge-watched "Survivor" then this happened. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
2444 Back off! This is my stacation. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
2445 He comes here to reminisce. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
2446 I told you we wouldn't be able to use the pail and shovel. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
2447 I lost it in the sandbox dad. Not the litter box. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2448 I thought your dad was a Real Estate Broker?" "No Lenny, I said he was broke. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2449 Incentives make filming within the city a great deal. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2450 That's Harris from 5C reenacting Operation Desert Sandbox. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2451 He collects old rattles. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2452 I lost my contacts 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2453 That's the IT guy. They misinterpreted his sandbox order. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
2454 No need to demonstrate, Daddy. We can figure it out ourselves. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2455 He's going to drink well tonight. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2456 Yes, it is a mirage. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2457 Therefore grind the gears of history. The vast struggle of the older generation becomes, almost as if it never happened, a laughable frivolity for the next generation. Plus, I took a huge grump in there lol. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2458 is that dad? 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2459 Moat it is. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2460 He's searching for his lost youth. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2461 It's called the Peter Pan syndrome. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2462 Perrier! Perrier! Perrier! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2463 Lilly, I think I know what those dry nuggets were. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2464 This is one heck of an oasis. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2465 I can't afford a time share 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2466 Zeno's Paradox is a bitch. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2467 Sometimes you just gotta think outside the sandbox. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2468 he keeps mumbling GPS, GPS. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2469 You do Stanislavski proud, but could we just move along? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2470 He's bringing attention to the water shortage. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2471 It's dry schadenfreude 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2472 Are you sure this is the way to China? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2473 He's hoping for a call from Grumman's Chinese Theater 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2474 Wouldn't he prefer to tread water? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2475 It's all about your point of view 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2476 He lost it again. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2477 Either he lost a contact lens, or it's retrogression. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2478 It's sad. Some grown-ups don't know the difference between suffering and play. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2479 Do ya think he's been wormed? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2480 Searching for Neverland. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2481 When I invented the infinity sandbox I didn't expect it to work THIS well. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2482 Dad is determined to find your contact lens. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2483 He always has to look for pennies before he lets you play 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2484 Help--I've misplaced my dignity. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2485 "Hey kids! Can you help find Daddy's penis? Your mother hid it again. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2486 dads training for the death valley marathon 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2487 My lunch money he doesn't find it. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2488 Your dad looks very Picassoesque when he's hungover. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2489 Is it performance art or is it heat stroke? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2490 I can hardly wait until the "Adult Crawl" hour is over. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2491 Should've thought outside the box. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2492 Let's dig a grave. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2493 I told you the sandbox was too small. So what!? I told you he wasn't dead. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2494 It's not the heat, it's the math. He only gets halfway there every day. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2495 This exhibit is called "Wall Street's American Dream". 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2496 I'm thinking Sphinx. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2497 Should we call him an Uber? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2498 He’s still unsure of the storyline, but he’s settled on the title, 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2499 His lobotomy had some severe sideeffects. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2500 The Urban Litter Box? I'm not scooping this!! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2501 He's training for the 4800K. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2502 The rest of the Bekram yoga class shows up at five. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2503 Dad gets nostalgic for our summers at the beach. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2504 He rented this sandbox as an affordable alternative to the Burning Man Festival. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2505 Performance art is so over. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2506 It's one of those new infinity deserts. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2507 Looks like Jimmy's helicopter dad crashed. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2508 I told him I buried his IPHONE 6 S 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2509 Wait until he gets to the cliffs. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2510 My father's been this way since the air conditioning has been on the fritz. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2511 Those baby boomers never grow up 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2512 Okay, now he's copying my cat. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2513 Yesterday he mumbled something about palm trees on the next building. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2514 " Your Dad needs to drink outside of the box"! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2515 Dad has become such a drama queen since the divorce. I'm sure he misses our other dad. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2516 I’m tempted to leave him to his fate. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2517 See?! Global warming is true. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2518 He dropped his 'Vote for Trump' pin in there 2 weeks ago? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2519 He takes Throwback Thursdays way too seriously. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2520 All we need is a title. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2521 He finally used his one vacation day 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2522 Yep, once we put in the cat litter, he was good to go. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2523 I think he lost his iPhone" 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2524 We had to limit intern hazing this year. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2525 It's my Lawrence of Arabia virtual reality prototype. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2526 He wants to know how much further to Cleveland,says he's a delegate. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2527 Enjoy the journey, because the destination is a mirage. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2528 The sand is on a treadmill... I don't know what he's on. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2529 It looks like he's been here awhile. I'm going to run down and grab him a Pellegrino. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2530 He is either trying to channel his inner child or he is suffering from post traumatic sand box syndrome. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2531 We know, Dad, we know. You had to trek 20 miles across desert sands to get to school everyday.. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2532 He's rehearsing; he got a part in the Lawrence of Arabia remake. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2533 Let's help him dig for water. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2534 He's practicing for the political conventions. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2535 They've replaced the sandbox with a virtual desert. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2536 Needle in a haystack. Contact lens in a sandbox. Same thing, 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2537 Lacking powers of observation, Bob searches in vain for his bucket and spade. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2538 Ever since he lost his GPS, he's been acting very strange. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2539 Do an NYU study they said. It'll be fun they said. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2540 No Dad, we asked you to impersonate Batman not Catman! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2541 Spieth really had a hard time on twelve. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2542 Last week he wore a headdress and did a rain dance. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2543 I wanna play with him, but if he's been here that long there's no way that sand is dry. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2544 This takes street life and Performance Art to a whole new level. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2545 I told you they had hot yoga for them. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2546 Dad's trying a new kind of cleanse. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2547 Well, I guess that's what happens when there is a sandbox on the roof of the Actors Studio. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2548 This is why there's now a Toys'R'Us disclaimer. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2549 He said he is from code enforcement and we have to pay him for demolition. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2550 He was editor of The Boston Globe just before President Trump got in. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2551 My Dad has all of his CD's 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2552 I'am thinking Depends next time. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2553 You think he would know that this is a smoke free building. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2554 He's our new green AC. Looking at him makes you feel cool. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2555 Friday, 4:59pm. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2556 I think Dave's misinterpreted "Feel The Bern." 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2557 Oh.....you wanted a rooftop infinity POOL. My bad. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2558 He's really got to learn to delegate. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2559 My mom told me it's called 'Performance Art'. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2560 Jeez, another urban doomsday prepper. Global warming can't come soon enough for me. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2561 He's feeling the Bern! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2562 In fact, it's a skylight. Just a few more seconds now. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2563 Looks like tom missed the memo 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2564 Even if he finds it, it won't be filtered. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2565 I don't recall babysitting the boss' idiot son being part of our job descriptions. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2566 Crack is one hell of a drug. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2567 He asked the wrong question at a staff meeting 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2568 Method Acting 101 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2569 He says it brings him back to a happier time, when he inexpicably played in children's sand boxes, but in better clothes. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2570 MANHATTAN BEACH BUM 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2571 My dad drops acid on Tuesdays. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2572 He started out as a third grader but his parents have been in litigation since 1998. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2573 Don't worry; my dad's researching his book about the presidential campaign. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2574 This happens every time he forgets a 9.0 PH balanced water. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2575 We need to get him to Sandbox Anonymous. Fast. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2576 Dad's really out of shape! 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2577 When's dad gonna let us play? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2578 Dad's feline-in-heat impression is very convincing. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2579 I was thinking Uncle Arvin recently seemed overly obsessed with the Kitty litter box. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2580 I feel like burying my head right here. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2581 That's Ed, our condo board president, who argued that a sandbox was anything but a splurge. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2582 It's great to see Mr. Whiskers so happy again in his new litter box 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2583 Should we tell him Wilson needs him to come to his office? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2584 We're trying to litter box train him. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2585 I told him you can find self-respect in play, not just in work. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2586 He lost something called a floppy disk in the nineties. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2587 When John's ancestry results told him he was part Siamese, I didn't think he would take it so literally. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2588 He muttered something about slouching towards Brooklyn to be reborn. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2589 Think we should change his food? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2590 Good thing I brought a shovel. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2591 I say, Mary, that is the best crawl of shame I have seen all week. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2592 Maybe it's Cat Pilates 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2593 C'mon Dad–time for work. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2594 He's searching for his lost childhood. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2595 You would think 'Exclusive Roof Rights' would exclude that 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2596 He has not been the same after his rescue. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2597 Drunk or sober, he acts like this all the time. I can never tell the difference! 1.1429 0.09913 28 26 0 2
2598 Must be practicing for Survivor. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2599 Looks like Mr. Benton forgot his morning latte. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2600 Gives new meaning to Metallica's, Enter Sandman 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2601 We are all just living in somebody else's world. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2602 Tom Hanks he ain't. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2603 He' testing his survival instincts. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2604 Is this what they mean by sub-Saharan? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2605 Point him to the Oasis Day Spa on Park 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2606 C'mon Dad its not funny anymore! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2607 Is this what they mean by "Uptown Funk You Up"? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2608 When do We Get to Play in The Sandbox Dad? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2609 That's going to be our first 4D painting 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2610 He keeps muttering something about his inner child. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2611 Oh great! Daddy's training for Tough Mudder again. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2612 He's not leaving until he finds his cat. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2613 He's been over at "The Oasis," hanging out with Mirage. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2614 After just one performance, Dan's interpretive production of, "Man on a Hot Tin Roof", closed with horrible reviews. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2615 I'm afraid this is what my brother referred to as "stage 3 adulthood" 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2616 I think this settles our gentleman's bet about whether or not Dissociative Identity Disorder is real. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2617 It's how New Yorkers prepare to visit the desert. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2618 It must be a mirage. I see New York City. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2619 This Moses impersonator is getting a little old. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2620 I guess your dad's ready to go home. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2621 They're in rehearsals for "Lawrence of Astoria." He's playing the camel. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2622 He lost it here as a child... 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2623 He's a method actor. Moved in last week. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2624 He's rehearsing for his role in "Lawrence of Arabia." 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2625 Life after Guantanamo... 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2626 He's forgotten how to think inside the box 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2627 He told my father that he can't get that Foreign Legion stuff out of his blood. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2628 He's a struggling cartoonist. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2629 Sadly, due to budget cuts, they drained the kiddie pool and made it a sandbox. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2630 My dad suffers "post Sahara syndrome". 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2631 I just want to feel like a kid again. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2632 At least he has his education. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2633 Let him try one more time before we go in for the rescue. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2634 Call the consultants, he can't think outside the box. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2635 Is dad really in the sandbox, or is it just a mirage? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2636 Late walkers are naturally smarter. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
2637 Looks like he is training for ISIS. You paint a jail around him and I'll call Donald Trump. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2638 You were the one who wanted an adult playground on the roof. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2639 Sorry, kids. I really want to go to the beach. That's all. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2640 I say we wait him out. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2641 I lost my denture here. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2642 We can play when my Dad finishes his climate apocalypse training. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2643 Don't worry, he won't find the list without a bucket. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2644 Seriously? You have a life insurance policy? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2645 My daddy can't afford a lap pool. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2646 Mom! Sahara Joe's in our sandbox again! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2647 I told dad we could not have a play date today. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2648 I think Ronny is getting too old to play in the sand. His joie just isn't there anymore. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2649 Growing bums is all the rage you know. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2650 He never got over his five minutes of fame at Grauman's Chinese Theater. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2651 It takes a Sandbox! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2652 Just wait until you see this in winter 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2653 He can't hear you; we're a mirage. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2654 I think this one wants us to irrigate with rum. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2655 Thought we were here to change kitty litter. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2656 Pop takes his cartoon modeling career seriously. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2657 We wants it. We needs it. Must have the preciousss! 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2658 Just get him water and he'll leave. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2659 I thought the Sandman only came at night 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2660 Should we tell him we're not part of a mirage? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2661 Maybe another hour. Two, tops. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2662 So, can't he, like, find a desert to play in? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2663 This guy will never make it to the corporate ladder. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2664 Early puberty. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2665 Dad's unlocking his creativity again...guess we'll have to play video games." 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2666 The industrial revolution and its consequences, Linda. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2667 ...solves the cat problem. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2668 This is now considered to be affordable housing 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2669 This will take a while. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2670 Dr. Klein's sandplgy therapy can be quite intense. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2671 I'm not sure the art world is ready for sand pontillism just yet 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2672 These extreme sports are not for me. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2673 It's a minimum wage job nowadays. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2674 I told dad to take the camel. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2675 Hey kids, help me find my New York values! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2676 He lost a contact! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2677 I wanted a dessert with jimmies. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2678 The only way he'll acknowledge us is if we pretend to be rescuers and I'm not ready for that yet. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2679 That reminds me. I forgot to feed the cat. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2680 They told me this was the Hollywood Walk of Fame! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2681 He is practicing for trans-Saharan marathon. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2682 Geez, Billy's dad's gotta learn to think outside the box. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2683 NOT AGAIN, ANOTHER GROWN-UP PRACTICING FOR THOSE DUMB REALITY SHOWS. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2684 Are you sure you heard correctly, plays well with others? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2685 That's odd. He generally uses a metal detector. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2686 I forgot dad has an audition today. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2687 " His Boy Scout oath says "Be Prepared". 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2688 I call it 'The Future'. The sand is made of crushed participation trophies. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2689 He'll leave when he only finds our cat's buried treasure. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2690 Mr. Harper says it's a metaphor about the learning minds of 5th graders, but I just think it's creepy. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2691 I told them putting a litter box out for public use was a bad idea! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2692 Looks like Leo is trying to win another Oscar... 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2693 I know digging a well is a great idea; I'm just afraid he won't last until we hit water. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2694 These Foreign Legion boot camps are getting out of hand. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2695 Dad, you're embarrassing us. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2696 I hate to tell him we're a mirage. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2697 Geez! The big kids get here first and grab all the space! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2698 Mondays amirite? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2699 Dad never thinks outside the box. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2700 An all too common sandbox scene at Vegas' Mirage Hotel and Casino 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2701 That is the saddest sand sculpture I've ever seen. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2702 I think he lost his Nanny. He just keeps repeating, "Evian, Evian." 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2703 Did he just say, 'My kingdom for a horse.' ? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2704 We must be too young to get the reference. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2705 Do you even sandbox, bro? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2706 Gene and Nicky watched skeptically as their neighbor, an out-of-work actor, showed them how to "really play". 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2707 'It's time he was thinking out of the box'! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2708 Dad, vacation is over - get back to work. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2709 He is training for the new crossover show "Survivor in the City". 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2710 He's looking for the rooftop oasis our realtor advertised. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2711 "Dad missed his interval training session at the gym today! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2712 Give it a minute. it's slow-sand. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2713 It's a win-win. If he finds any cigarette butts he can keep them. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2714 He does it hoping to make the prices at the Oasis Mart seem reasonable. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2715 #firstworldprobz 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2716 He's really got to start thinking out of the box! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2717 Conceptual Art 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2718 The movie was better. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2719 Do you think we should tell him that he won't actually meet Trump when he's done? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2720 Another parent lost without his cell phone 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2721 A cat swallowed his wedding band. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2722 Thats one odd cat. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2723 Should we tell your Dad he's not a cat & that isn't the litter box? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2724 Oil executives are really getting desperate. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2725 Garden mirage 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2726 I wish he would learn to play outside the box. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2727 They need to stop showing Lawrence of Arabia on movie night 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2728 Dude, your youth ain't in there. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2729 Beat it pal, you're going to have to think outside the sandbox. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2730 Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a rather depressing one. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
2731 The store said he'd clean himself, but I frankly don't know how much longer we can wait. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2732 You don't have to be out of the box to think outside of it. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2733 Would you prefer a rocking horse with no name? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2734 "I call it "The Pursuit of Happiness"'. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2735 Live from Manhattan, co-op owner locates key to board decisions 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2736 He hasn't had a juice box in three days. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2737 Oh, yeah? My dad can crawl slower than your dad. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2738 In the next scene my dad reenacts Lawrence's first meeting with Prince Faisal. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2739 It's OK. My drunk uncle thinks he's a cat. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2740 I rented it through "sand b and b," but he isn't checking out. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2741 I can't stop them from referring to it as a penalty. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2742 Ever since obstacle course racing became popular adults have been invading our play spaces. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2743 It's his version of a desert survival simulator. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2744 Should we tell him? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2745 Nope, never moves till the sun goes down. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2746 Yeah, he's still looking for The Cloud. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2747 It's a Hot Yoga workout, without the yoga. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2748 I told you our rooftop sandbox was weird. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2749 He's been cast into the litter box of history. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2750 He calls it "The Mirage" but still seems like a cultural desert to me. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2751 I'd still vote for him. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2752 This exhibit made no sense the other day when it was raining. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2753 My dad's been rehearsing all night for 'Cats'. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2754 He said it's called 'mooncrawling.' 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2755 THIS time I mixed in Krazy Glue! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2756 It would seem more like a day at the beach if we could wear our swimsuits. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2757 "It seems your Pop has fallen off the proverbial wagon". 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2758 Trump! 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2759 I always thought that Albert was an insurance agent who was a little crazy, but I was wrong; he's not an insurance agent!" 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2760 He still hasn't learn to use a toilet 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2761 After he gets cast on a humiliating reality show with has-been reality stars, we'll get our sand box back 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2762 He is unleashing his inner child because Mommy wouldn't let him have a bulldozer. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2763 We used to use lab rats, but when you consider the upkeep costs, it's really cheaper to employ minimum wage workers for our studies. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2764 Oh, so you think we should call it "Marriage"? Funny. I think we should call it "I'm Having an Affair with Your Brother." 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2765 I thought the new diet craze was supposed to be 'dessert first'. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2766 There goes the neighborhood. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2767 Used to be Miss Barbara's skylight. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2768 That's my little Johnny. He convinced there's a treasure buried in there. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2769 That's Brian Wilson's younger brother 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2770 Dad's a cartoonist, an' he thinks they should try to experience what they draw. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2771 He says work has left him in the pits for weeks now. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2772 It's called mirage parenting. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2773 He thinks he's a cat. Why do you ask? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2774 What's he talking about, there is no body of water. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2775 I think he's lost. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2776 "This might be his moment 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2777 Has mom been feeding Kitty non-organic milk again? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2778 Urban performance art, called Lost in the Sandbox. Not the artist's best work frankly. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
2779 This is what happens when you give your park key to your big brother. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2780 You'd think by now he would have found his car keys. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2781 Well, you're the one who told him to pound sand 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2782 ... and then he took it all and invested in Miami Beach real estate. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2783 Hold on kids, Mr. Trump promised me there would be gold everywhere when he became president. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2784 I tried, but he insists this is Tatooine. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2785 Dad gets so melodramatic when he's out of beer. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2786 He's reliving his days with Lawrence of Arabia. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2787 Dad's been so weird since his Hawaii vacation got cancelled. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2788 Should we tell him about that urban oasis we found? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2789 We'll have to bury him fast to avoid the scavengers. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2790 My contact lens is somewhere in here. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2791 Ted Cruz is really struggling in New York. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2792 This is what happens when you don't give it water and sunlight 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2793 Looks like Zamboni is up to his old tricks again. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2794 The police aren't going to find this very amusing. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2795 I never thought we'd have to Schedule I catnip. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2796 Combines the Art of Cruelty with Regression Therapy. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2797 He's just waiting for rain to make the perfect sandcastle. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2798 I guess he's more comfortable in a simulated offshore environment. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2799 Another day, another injustice. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2800 He says he will stay there until he finds a honest politician! 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2801 Just the other day he was lost in the swimming pool. We had the Coast Guard come in and rescue him. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2802 He's been here for two weeks now. My mom says it's a new type of performance art. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2803 They told me to try to think inside the box. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2804 Looks like he is going granular. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2805 The "Death Valley Routine" never gets him a lemonade! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2806 It's Castaway, the sequel! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2807 'It's my Dad, he can't think outside the box' 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2808 No, the sandbox is around the corner. This is the litter box. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2809 James' reenactment of Exodus was particularly intense this year. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2810 Earliest Cheever; 'The Sander' 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2811 Uuummm...Perhaps he would be better served if we discuss percieved vs real barriers. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2812 Warm up for climate change. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2813 I want some dirt of my own in the city. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2814 Perhaps he should get over it, but it was his favorite toy. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2815 The minute he finds that there's no water hole, I'm outta here... 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2816 We're ready,,turn on the mirage. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2817 He's repeating an early elementary education class to be certified to mentor adults. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2818 They never stopped testing him. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2819 Well, this stinks. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2820 Does he know that the playground is down the block? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2821 Did he just finally take his head out of the sand?" "Yes. He heard Bernie Sander's speech and it woke him up. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2822 Mother says not to take to strangers, but I really want to play in the sandbox. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2823 Do you ever wish we had a dad who wasn't a performance artist? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2824 Talk about a drama queen. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2825 Last year he got trapped on an escalator. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2826 Don't even bother. He insists it's all a mirage 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2827 He thinks the Chrysler Building is a mirage. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2828 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2829 They say he's performing ' The Lesson.' 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2830 It's the only remedy we have found for cat scratch fever 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2831 I like our dream better. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2832 Pat runs R&D for our Sahara line. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2833 Says here it's an allegory for everything. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2834 He said, he wanted to practice for when his wife takes him curtain shopping. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2835 I call it "Death Valley." 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2836 George never assessed a situation properly. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2837 He said he was looking for his childhood... 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2838 He's trying to go back to where it all began. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2839 Ok, he's almost ready, let's set up the lemonade stand. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2840 He said he's gonna audition for that remake of Beau Geste. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2841 Maybe HE is a mirage? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2842 Your dads weird... 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2843 Dad takes playtime way too seriously. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2844 It IS therapeutic, but sometimes the sand gets in you underwear. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2845 They say it gives a better workout than the endless lap pool. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2846 He thinks he's a camel who has lost his hump and can't get over it. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2847 No, it's your turn to change him. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2848 Apparently he models for New Yorker cartoons. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2849 Real estate in this city has always been bad, but this is unbelievable. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2850 Why do the actors in the climate change play have to practice in our box? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2851 Think we should tell him that this is not Arizona? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2852 Treadmill desks are for wimps. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2853 He's the guy that's always losing his toys. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2854 Is wearing a tie too much to ask? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2855 I like to call it the poor man's painted desert. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2856 In training for global warming. 10% inspiration, 90% desiccation. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2857 My Dad studied with Lee Strasberg. 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2858 You oughta see what he does in the jacuzzi. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2859 Apparently, when you're an adult you just feel lost everywhere. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2860 He's our rescue, he was found hopeless and despondent in a sand trap. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2861 They call this a paid vacation? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2862 I wish he would go back to California so we could get our sandbox back. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2863 Relax. At least he's not a cat. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2864 Do you think he forgot his pail? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2865 Plays well with others - Undetermined. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2866 Do you think we have taken his years of sand box therapy to it's obvious conclusion? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2867 So this is why mom doesn't want us playing in it. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2868 Where are some buzzards when you need 'em? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2869 He missed my lecture on Thinking Outside The Box... 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2870 You want to tell him we weren't playing but only cleaning out the litter box? 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2871 This must be Jones. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2872 Jason never did think outside the box. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2873 Rumor around school is, poor fella's been wandering that sandbox for years. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2874 He's showing off. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2875 Who said it was okay to put a "California Dreamin" live art installation in our rooftop sandbox? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2876 If it's just a needle, my mom has thousands. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2877 Ever since we moved into The Mirage Apartments this keeps happening 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2878 He's been playing in the sandbox way too long. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2879 Dad, Mom said she renewed the sports channels so you don't have to play with us anymore. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2880 My mother says to tell him we have the right to play unperturbed by gauche street theater about food deserts. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2881 Don't say anything about all the butts we smoked. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2882 He refused to play with the super delegates. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2883 He must have lost his volleyball again. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2884 I am in a sandbox 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2885 Please turn on your magic beam, Mr. Sandman. Please. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2886 2035 A. D.: "This sandbox comprises the remains of Trump Tower. He has claimed that Iraq will pay to rebuild the tower, but we remember how that went with the wall." 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2887 He keeps repeating, 'Damn tribal council.' 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2888 He's a confused snowbird. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2889 He said it was the last item on his Bucket List. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2890 We're not at Graman's Chinese anymore.... 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2891 I think he's looking for his pail and shovel. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2892 I knew he should have brought the compass. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2893 Mom calls him Flashback Floyd. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
2894 Eh, you think he wants to share? 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2895 Mom says he was stranded on a desert island, so this feels like home. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
2896 Finally, this litter box looks to be the right size. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2897 We're trying this to help Jason get over that weekend he was lost in the Mojave. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
2898 2:30 on a Wednesday midlife crises just aren't what they used to be. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2899 First word....sounds like.....Matt....hat....cat! Cat! Second word...on... 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2900 Just like this, Fluffy. See? 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2901 We're the first building to have an 'endless desert'. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2902 Say's hes rehearsing for some reality show. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2903 Seriously, if you'd just clean it out more often, maybe I could find a spot to do my business. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2904 Where is it? I can't find it? Where did my hope go? 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2905 I agree, Millie, not finding the plastic shovel and rake is the least if his problems. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2906 They are remaking ‘Boyhood’ with the original cast. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
2907 Is he homeless or an artist? 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2908 He's refused to move ever since he got back from Death Valley. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2909 My dad needs a Search and Rescue party. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2910 Hey Mister, do you wanna Red Bull? 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
2911 And here we have the iconic "beach bum" in his natural element. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2912 Dad’s still distraught about the $20,000 a month—without even a river or park view. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
2913 Now he's wondering when this mirage will end... 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
2914 Denies global warming has he? This treadmill made of sand should convince him otherwise. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2915 I don't know what he's been looking for all day, but I'm pretty sure he has low expectations. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2916 My dad says that after all his effort, he's still got to worry about vultures. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2917 My dad's getting into character for "Lawrence of Arabia: The Musical." 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2918 It's rehab after surviving weeks in the Gobi Desert. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2919 Must be a parent. They're not allowed on school property if they've been drinking, and he looks really thirsty. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2920 No rest for the weary. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2921 Take Your Dad to Play Day is not trending now. Or ever. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2922 He is auditioning for the Lawrence of Tribeca movie. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
2923 There's not a soul in this place willing to testify on your behalf. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2924 You should have seen what he did on the swing set. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2925 So much for public art. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2926 It's only spring. 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
2927 Your father is freaking us out. He is still in his 'lost in a desert character'. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2928 I was willing to accommodate his feline persona, but I think we need a bigger scooper. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2929 No, that is not Cat Man. 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
2930 'Mom says he has to keep using the sandbox because of something he did with the company's ink.' 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
2931 He gets good and tired then says "IT'S" 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
2932 Dad takes 'freeze tag' very seriously. 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
2933 Would he be offended if I asked him to be our scarecrow? 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
2934 Adell and I feel its play time.......maybe you can do more of your desert island fantasying tomorrow. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2935 Tanning beds aren't really his thing. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2936 He said it's our turn just as soon as he gets past the dancing porpoises. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2937 - Wilson… Wil..son… ? - I think this is the reboot of « Cast away ». Let’s go play somewhere else. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2938 Yes, I know he could walk on water but my father says the key to life is low expectations so I have to be happy with him crawling on sand... 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
2939 He thinks he's Lawrence of Arabia 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2940 They said the ocean was this way? 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2941 I guess he doesn't know when The Sand Bar closes. 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
2942 He lost his glasses a couple of years ago. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2943 He really misses our Death Valley branch 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2944 I only have a few minutes of play time! 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2945 I don't think Mittens is in there. 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
2946 At first I thought it was Paul Ryan. But then I realized he's just a mirage. 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
2947 There's never a good spot at the beach. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2948 Bobby enjoys being hands on at everything he does, even dipping the cat litter box. 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
2949 Folks, it's been six days and this has turned from amusing performance art to something much more perverse. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2950 "They said its family therapy' 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
2951 Mom said if he's going to be a drama queen when he comes home from the office, he should play outside. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
2952 Dad's a germaphobe, and the lady in 3B just got a cat... shouldn't be much longer. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
2953 Okay, now let's see how he does with a paper bag. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
2954 Poor fellow is All Shook Up over deleted Love Letters in the Sand 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
2955 Mikey hid Principal Billing's Pall Malls again. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
2956 I wonder if Cat Poop Checker is another one of those careers in the service industry? 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
2957 Go, please go....save yourself! 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
2958 He said it worked for Brian Wilson. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
2959 I wanted to play too, but the Parks guy said it was adult fitness equipment. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
2960 Cleaning it isn't so bad. It's the hairballs on the rug I mind. 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
2961 He’s trying to re-create that oasis feeling. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2962 Eistein was right. We ran so fast for our bucket and spade that Tommy has gotten really, really old. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2963 Walter was big for his age, and hated play time. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2964 That reminds me of the TV shows we can't watch. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2965 He calls it "paleo Pilates" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2966 Performance artists are everywhere. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2967 After he lost his contact lens, he really got lost! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2968 Rooftop sandboxes are his Everest. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2969 His nanny left him here when he wouldn't leave his wife. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2970 Does this background make me look fat? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2971 I don't know about this "stay in school" thing. Or maybe this is "higher education" 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
2972 Is he homeless or going to the beach? 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
2973 Is this the desert equivalent of the tiny house movement? 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
2974 So much for a little cat urine. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
2975 An honourable mention in the Tableau Vivant goes to Sahara Sam. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
2976 I can smell your cat from here! 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
2977 He’s definitely testing our noblesse oblige. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
2978 It was made for cats that eat city rats; but he longs for his childhood sandbox. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
2979 The apple fell a little too close to the tree. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
2980 That about sums up my childhood... 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
2981 Ok, so he can't walk on water but he can crawl on it. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2982 It's part of our building's new Tired Cartoon Trope-themed playground. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2983 He keeps muttering 'Method acting' and a bunch of cuss words. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
2984 The water just got delivered, Dad. Can we have our turn? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2985 Should we just give him his shovel and move on? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2986 "Wow, those baby boomers even make playing in the sand tortuous". 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2987 He says it's his sandbox and he'll crawl if he wants to. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2988 Dad likes to show us kids how hard it was for him to discover gold. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2989 I told him to go play in his own sandbox. He's heading there. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
2990 These castaways keep clogging our tunnel to the buried treasure. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2991 The New Yorker has really cut the budget on their perennial 'man crawling across a boundless desert' cartoon. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2992 Too much sun. Now, he thinks he's a dog. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2993 Performance art at it's best, if you ask me. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2994 Not excited about cleaning up after your new pet. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2995 He keeps mumbling "It keeps me searching for a heart of Gold, and I'm getting old " ! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2996 Desert flashback. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2997 Hey Meghan, I think he is looking for his 'Panama papers'! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2998 Must be from California. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2999 The Sandbox Crawlathon is a really stupid idea. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3000 Let's see if he finds the manna. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3001 He's training for the French Foreign Legend Olympics. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3002 Mr. Jenkins, Principal Morris said that he's sorry your wife kicked you out but you can't sleep in the sand box no more. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
3003 Oh, uh... Did you want to play here? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3004 He's practicing for that stupid audition again. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3005 The science projects needed to get into a top tier STEM preschool these days...... 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3006 I preferred the skylight, but apparently we need to work on our play skills. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3007 I'll find it, I dropped it in Egypt somewhere! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3008 You think that this regression therapy will work?! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3009 I guess your dad didn't find the cat. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3010 "It'S part of the new Stanislavski Go Green Method: 'Melt and BECOME The Fertilizer. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3011 Most people deal with their mid-life crisis by getting a Corvette. Tucker decided to finally finish that hole to China. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3012 He's reenacting wandering the desert to prepare for Passover 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3013 You too can get bikini body ready in just 3 weeks! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3014 Seders are just not enough for an Exodus re-enactor. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3015 He's practicing for the extreme desert crawl sport. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3016 After the fall of Wall Street he has been pretty good, though we still might have him declawed. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3017 Apparently, his ship was sunk by Captain Morgan and he's been stranded here since Friday. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3018 Grownup cartoons are so stupid. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
3019 Our two scents? Let him dig his own hole without any point. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3020 We use only authentic artisanal sand. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3021 Dude really digs sand man. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3022 this was his last artistic endeavor 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3023 He's never liked the beach and from time to time has to remind himself why he didn't buy a place in the Hamptons. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3024 I guess the struggle isn't real. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3025 The litter box was full an hour ago, before young Maplethorpe took on the challenge. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3026 Hoo boy, it's Sanderson in 5C! He only plays 'Global Warming'. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3027 Do we bring him a "bottle or a bowl" of water? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3028 He thinks he's wintering here. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3029 Just testing the last candidate to Head the Obama School for Middle East Policy. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
3030 It's called Deprivation Therapy. You never complain about your problems again. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3031 He was told to be the wave of the future. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3032 Well, it's better than having cats. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
3033 I know I left that cat around here somewhere. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3034 We'll just have to wait until the buzzards come to get him. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3035 The thinking is that we'll soon know if it's a litter box or a compost bin. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3036 Perspective is everything! Perspective is everything! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3037 Thats my Dad....he's a recovering "parrot head". 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3038 He says his performance is symbolic of 21st century oppression of the modern cat. He got a grant for it, but I am still skeptical. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3039 Oh the indignity of being held back 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3040 Houston, we got a problem here. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3041 The search for the Holy Grail led Sir Galahad to many a new places. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
3042 He sure doesn't play well in the sand box. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3043 He says he's looking for the pool 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3044 Don't worry, we just have to wait until he figures out we're part of his hallucination. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3045 Why aren't there any sand boxes without mirages anymore? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
3046 That corporate retreat flyer was really misleading 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3047 Should we tell him we're not mirage or go play Xbox instead? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3048 Last week it was a cat problem. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3049 I told him it was a zen garden. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3050 First the cats. Now this! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3051 NEVER, EVER... let me campaign for the presidency! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3052 Apparently all the better deserts have been overrun by inconsiderate refugees. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
3053 Sad, last ditch effort to be our age again. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3054 Every time I think outside the box, I end up in trouble. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3055 The judge's sentence -- that this repeat offender wallow in cat litter for an entire week for refusing to pick up his dog's poop yet again -- has had quite a deterrent effect in the neighborhood. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3056 Are we a mirage or a hallucination? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3057 ...and that wraps our radio broadcast here at Augusta. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3058 Okay, it's settled. You'll tell him he's in the wrong cartoon. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3059 It's not the sand. It's the sandal he lost when he was a boy." 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3060 Thanks dad - that's a great story of that time when your car broke down in the desert. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3061 Miss Miller says he's a performance artist from Arts in the Schools. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3062 I'm not sure the endless desert sandbox is dad's best exercise idea 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3063 Peanut butter sandwich, Mister? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3064 He said something about liquidity drying up. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3065 Sad case - he's practicing searching for the wedding ring he lost on a trip to Death Valley. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3066 Mom says it's because he can't see the sandbox for the sand. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3067 He said something about exercising his coping mechanism. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3068 I think he stayed back. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3069 Should we tell him what an awesome job he's doing illustrating Zeno's dichotomy paradox? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3070 I'll go get the lemonade stand. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3071 He has a reservation but I think his time is almost up. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3072 It's hard to believe he was ever a kid. Really, what the hell is wrong with grownups? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3073 Don't worry. A 'meow moment' always rejuvenates him. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3074 Is this some sort of warning? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3075 Looks like Dad forgot to take his Risperdal again. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3076 It's called 'Performance Art' 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3077 Poor guy. Must've lost his adult coloring book. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3078 This is why you should stretch yourself and play in others sandboxes 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3079 He's taking up the whole box! Where am I supposed to build my castle? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3080 What a playdate. Is your dad a Pisces? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3081 I heard, he's hidden away millions for when he gets out. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3082 So.. What's taking so long? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3083 It's the dreaded sandboxitus. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3084 It was only a friendship ring. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3085 He gets like this on LSD. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3086 People gripe about gentrification but the sandboxes still suck. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3087 He's checking for cats. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3088 It used to be harder to die in the desert... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3089 He is planning to audition for the "Lawrence of Arabia' remake. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3090 I swear that's where we buried Grandma. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3091 Sorry kids, looking for my contacts. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3092 I told you not to let strangers play in our sandbox! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3093 I guess we won't need the bucket and shovel, as it's obvious he's just trying to leave his full body imprints in the times of sand. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3094 I'm told they didn't give out participation trophies in his day. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3095 We should have just gave him the Executive Key. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3096 Mom never should have filled in his endless pool. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3097 OMG. It was only a quarter. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3098 Uncover your pail ... He's calling for water. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3099 He was known as the 'Frac Sand King' before business dried up. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3100 Buddy, this ain't no sand dune you're in downtown Minneapolis. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3101 Now he's using the box we just have to work on the pants thing. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3102 I guess we're just a really good mirage. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3103 I could really go for an ice team right now. What about you? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3104 Should we give him some water? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3105 Jeez, that math test really took a toll on him. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3106 Johnny doggedly maintains his hot pursuit of an A in sandbox. It could be the difference between Harvard and Yale someday. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3107 I prefer sand that has been sifted. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3108 It's a far cry from when Marty McFly went back in time. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3109 Time's up, Lawrence of Analysis. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3110 Of all the sandboxes, why ours? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3111 Bummer, he beat us to the box! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3112 What's the magic word? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3113 I'm not sure what his intentions are but I think I heard a meow. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3114 When he stops twitching we'll dig up his pocket change. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3115 We are piping in the ocean sounds. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3116 Just our luck he's thinking inside the box1 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3117 At least it's not the cat 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3118 Once a month, my Dad tries to bring to life a typical New Yorker cartoon. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3119 Don't tell him he's NOT in the dessert. I heard he goes mental. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3120 Should we bring the water cooler to him? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3121 Method acting obviously!! Prepping for the eventual Lawrence of Arabia Part II 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3122 He just keeps mumbling something about life being a real beach. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3123 How long has your dad identified as a cat? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3124 He doesn't realize that the Boston Red Sox have actually won three World Series since 1918. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3125 I guess it's better than cat poop. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3126 Go away, this is my bed! 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3127 And right at five o,clock he gets up and goes home. Then we get to play. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3128 Maybe we should stop now...before it's too late. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3129 40 years ago this is how I played in this sandbox. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3130 The children watch as Carl embraces his innermost felines... 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3131 He said it reminds him of parenting.... 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3132 My Dad watched "Cast Away" on Netflix last night. Do you have a volleyball? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3133 There's an oasis in the lobby called Starbucks. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3134 he is looking for his inner child 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3135 I think you uncle has gotten high on the beach one too many times. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3136 Wall Street roof top 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3137 Maybe we should have gone to the beach... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3138 The chlorine in the lap pool was giving him a rash. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3139 To understand "Lawrence of Arabia" you have to understand the sand. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3140 I hope he buries it when he's done. Wait here while I get a bigger shovel. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3141 Do you kids want to play Castaway with me? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3142 He is acting...I saw him on 'Survivor'! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3143 I thought the guy who made iPhones was dead... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3144 Is this what's called a mirage? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3145 Why that's Jordan Spieth" "He seems to be having a meltdown like it's a sand trap! 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3146 It's NOT a litter box!! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3147 Is this what they mean by "sandbox issues"? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3148 Frothy soya latte with cinnamon sprinkle ... Frothy soya latte with cinnamon sprinkle ... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3149 "Dad, your Evian is just downstairs in the car". 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3150 My Dad is waiting for his ship to come in. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3151 I found him here at recess and he keeps mumbling the word water. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3152 He definitely thinking inside the box. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3153 I don't think a bucket and a shovel are going to be enough. How about a palm tree and a margarita? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3154 These Wall Street suits just can't think outside the box, can they? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3155 He's got an audition for the New Yorker tomorrow. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3156 I wish these drunks would check under sofa cushions for spare change. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3157 He says it will help him appreciate this 'urban oasis.' 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3158 he is known for thinking outside the box.... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3159 You've heard of Pavlov's Dog, right? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3160 He lost 27 pounds with the Stranded in the Desert regiment. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3161 ''Another proposal gone awry.'' 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3162 My Dad doesn't believe Mom really got rid of that stray cat. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3163 He is here until he learns to play well with others! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3164 I prefer a timeout rather than cleaning out the box. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3165 Don't worry. Dad can only do 10 minutes in the endless desert. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3166 This is his Airbnb 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3167 I know my cat's in here Somewhere!! MEOW MEOW!!! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3168 A new Bansky-inspired art installation has just popped up today entitled, "Wilson, where are you?" 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3169 These mirages are getting elaborate. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3170 Well, this meme has jumped the shark. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3171 He only drinks outside the box 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3172 I'm helping prepare him for his audition for the urban, warm weather version of The Revenant. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3173 He says he can't find his contacts. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3174 He looks crazy, but he's willing to buy the mineral rights 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3175 Mrs. Thompson thinks this works better than putting him in the doghouse! He must have really screwed up this time! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3176 He thinks all this is a mirage. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3177 I call it Brian Wilson: He was no day at the beach. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3178 ...??While Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3179 We call this 'the roof of repentance'. This is where people who fail Temple end up. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3180 It's a shame we couldn't afford the "scoop free" brand. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3181 Why didn't his mother give him a sippy-cup? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3182 So it's not much of a beach, but counting grains of sand is a chore. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3183 Low tide. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3184 “ ‘Revisit your childhood’ his therapist told him days ago but he won’t come back. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3185 We never specified what type of animals could use the litter box. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3186 Um, Mister, can we have a turn? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3187 It's the latest CPA gone gaga over figuring out the government's new tax forms. Pity, a nice guy, too. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3188 Is he acting his age? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3189 Do you want to be like him when you grow up? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3190 Keeps mumbling something about getting his hands on Rod Sterling. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3191 After years of therapy, it was the only 'ordeal' he could think of. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3192 Gary has trouble thinking outside of the box. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3193 maybe sandboxes won't always be fun. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3194 He's looking for his roots 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3195 I hope he buries it before he leaves. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3196 I think he's trying to get to the wading pool. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3197 must...find...sippy...cup 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3198 So I said if he can find me my half finished cigarette, I'll give him the trial size Merlot in my locker. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3199 Every time Mr. Smith ties one on, gets dehydrated and thinks he's in the desert. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3200 Business yoga. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3201 He created his own hell. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3202 Dad's gotten a bit dramatic about UV lately. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3203 There's got to be an easier way to achieve organic growth. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3204 I think he misses when he went missing. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3205 It's something called the Stanislavski Method. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3206 His favorite film is "The English Patient" 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3207 Don't just stand there...help me find my wedding ring! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3208 You know...You could get life for this. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3209 It's okay. He's just having "one of those days". 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3210 Dad’s been like this since Mom stopped buying his fancy bottled water. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3211 Don't watch; he thinks he's a cat. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3212 He keeps saying: "Bottled water! Bottled water!" 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3213 He's going to audition for a remake of Duel in the Sun. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3214 He thinks he may have lost his keys here in 1986. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3215 I'll never understand these newfangled exercise routines. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3216 He's going on his 10th day. He thinks all of this is just a mirage. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3217 The drawbacks of culture appropriation. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3218 Day 3 of "I'll do anything to be on TV Reality show." Dave is struggling but is committed to winning a glass of water for best sandcastle before the sun goes down. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3219 He wanted to reenact the Jews spending 40 years crossing the desert, but there were budget cuts. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3220 You kids here to change the litter? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3221 Our itinerary did not include beached white male watching. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3222 Said he buried $100,000 in negotiable bonds. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3223 I think we should tell him about endless pools. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3224 Martha, I don't think this is what Trump meant when he said, "Just buy a bunch of sand and put a wall around it." 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3225 My wading pool has a tiny island with one palm tree. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3226 You should always carry water on a hike. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3227 Don't say anything about the "Hamilton" tickets we found here yesterday. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3228 He did say he wanted as much respect as we give to the cat. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3229 I don't know who he is or where he came from but he looks mighty thirsty... 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3230 Mom has suspended my dad's "adult privileges". 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3231 When it gets warmer Mom says we'll take him to the beach. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3232 He insisted on booking last minute for his spring break. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3233 I hate Zeno. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3234 Never forget your first resolution 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3235 I wouldn't follow him in there - he thinks he's a cat! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3236 He's testing Zeno's paradox - we'll never get in. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3237 This is EST for the new millennium. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3238 I gotta get a new box-spring. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3239 As long as we can keep the cats out of it, our "desert simulator" will continue to yield substantial new data on human behavior in extreme environments. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3240 My parents voted for the lap pool. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3241 "Desert Roof", Weight Loss Program makes weight loss a mirage. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3242 My dad's nearsightedness has gotten a lot worse! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3243 It's just another one of those actors from the method school up the street getting ready for an audition. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3244 Dad started doing this when Mom get a job offer in Chicago. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3245 Yet another "Desert Survival - The Series" trainee cutting into our sandbox time. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3246 Old man Mitty is at it again. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3247 Classic existential Tom Wolfe sans Peter Pan. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3248 Dad doesn't value enlightenment in his spiritual journeys as much as a short commute. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3249 What's the spread? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3250 ...and now I've just been watching him for the last twenty minutes. What have you been up to? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3251 Now just a few pyramids and our Giza will be complete. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3252 Millennials have it easy--I only had newspapers in the corner of my cubicle. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3253 When he's done doing the cat thing, we'' ll give him the pail and shovel. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3254 OK, you tell the poor devil it's the cat box." 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3255 All Dad's mirages are deserts. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3256 Desperate for a cigarette butt again. Let's go see-saw instead. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3257 When they found him, he didn't want to leave. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3258 I liked it better when your dad was researching how the character in his novel ate bugs to survive. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3259 So this is what happens to those kids that don't stay in school. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3260 It's his fourteenth day demonstrating for more public bathrooms. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3261 When he reaches the oasis, we can play some more. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3262 I guess swimming pools are passe' now. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3263 You know our Kickstarter was just $60 short of getting the paddling pool too. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3264 I thought this was Mother's day for sand play. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3265 I guess he didn't have a happy childhood. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3266 I hate it when Uncle Len forgets his apartment key. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3267 If he's looking for the treasure of the Sierra Madre, he's in the wrong place. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3268 phone . . . phone . . . 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3269 Something about being a method actor rehearsing for a desert scene. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3270 Mr. President's border patrol. That wall won’t keep the Chinese from digging their way in! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3271 Tell him he's better off thinking outside the box. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3272 After arguably too much deliberation, I do feel that he should skip a grade. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3273 That's why we take GPS. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3274 He'll never survive in the kiddie pool without a Big Gulp. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3275 I didn't think food deserts had actual sand 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3276 Grauman's Chinese Theater it isn't. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3277 He's a mirage chaser. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3278 Looks like we have another squatter in the sandbox. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3279 Your dad's pretty complex. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3280 His reach always exceeds his grasp. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3281 He's up for a part in the Lawrence of Arabia remake. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3282 Yesterday he brought a palm tree and threw bottles off the roof. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3283 After ignoring the warnings of urban miming, Tim found himself stranded in a desert sandbox. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3284 You can get up now Mr. Marshall, we promise not to disturb your rutabaga. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3285 Looks like he could use my shovel. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3286 When is dad gonna let us use the beach?" "I dunno. I think he's lost at virtual sea... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3287 We've gone back to an organic base for our colognes. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3288 He is really messing up date night! 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3289 My Mom's trying to make him feel guilty for not changing the kitty litter. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3290 If he drinks all the sand we'll never get to play. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3291 He's training for the Sahara. 4,799,999 laps to go. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3292 The test server is overheating. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3293 Hey, it's his own fault. He should have bought in when the sandbox went co-op in the 70s. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3294 I knew he couldn't handle second graders. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3295 When he was our age he used to walk five miles to school too. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3296 I haven't been able to use it since the day he got back from Persian Gulf duty. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3297 These are the people who have a masters degree? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3298 Your mirage has achieved consciousness. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
3299 The building once also had a wading pool. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3300 I know my dating profile says I love children, but your Freddy really deserves someone better than me. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3301 He says he is an advocate of the tiny life movement. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3302 He should have brought his own shovel and bucket. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3303 I told them not to remove the water fountain. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3304 I would crawl across a sandbox with no water for you too. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3305 He remains, as always, surrounded by 'mirages.' 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3306 Where's my sand bucket for my bucket list? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3307 Once he finally gets a passing grade in sandbox engineering, MIT will accept him. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3308 He keeps building Collateral Debt Obligations. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3309 I wish our neighbor could get over that lost in the desert thing. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
3310 I call it "Art Basel Miami Beach." 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3311 Remember Donald, you get to fire him AFTER he completes his punishment. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3312 Let's give him our pail and shovel and see what happens. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3313 From youth, he chose to see the world in a grain of sand. From then on, we added more, so he could see worlds. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3314 Costco. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3315 He spent the winter in the Republican Echo Chamber. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3316 He said he just got a call to audition this evening for a New Yorker cartoon. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3317 Mom said not to bother him, he's using the sandbox as a "Somali Diet" deprivation aid. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3318 Maybe he thinks he's in a sand trap. 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
3319 Either he's delirious, or we're a mirage. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3320 Then dad said, 'But we don't even have a doghouse.' 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3321 So your Dad is showing us how he played in the sand where he grew up? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3322 He is practicing for the 'Death Valley Marathon' 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3323 I think he's taking this Power Animal thing too far 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3324 Should we tell him that this is all just a mirage? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3325 Better than crossing the Sahara. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3326 Oh no, Dad's thinking outside the box again. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3327 His sand castle collapsed. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3328 I guess you didn't tell him that our lap pool has a beach. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3329 He's using my sandbox to prep for global warming. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3330 He wiped out my juice box supply. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3331 He does look a bit like Sideshow Bob. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3332 Welcome to our last episode of "Sandbox"survivor! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3333 It just wasn't in the budget to get the entire cartoon, much less the caption. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3334 We have to wait until my dad's done doing his therapy treatment for his Xerophobia. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3335 Manhattan Beachfront Propertyu 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3336 HE'LL LEAVE IF WE GET HIM A GLASS OF WATER. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3337 I hope he makes it to safety before sundown 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3338 All men must find out in their own way whether they are good, bad, ugly, or just Blondie. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3339 Sand sand here I am.If you can't see me, no one can! 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3340 Looks like he just crossed the Mojave desert. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3341 We've made his platform more concrete. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3342 You know he's drunk, so I sure hope he doecn't think he's in a litterbox! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3343 That is one strange looking cat! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3344 I don't think he wants to hear a knock-knock joke. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3345 He thinks he's still on Fenadik. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3346 I don't think he's going to make it to the finals. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3347 Next, we'll train him to use the scratching post. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3348 Sally don't go in there! Someone has filled it with the Sands of Time! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3349 Be patient. He's been in there for three days now without water and soon will be a goner. Then we can have the sandbox all to ourselves. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3350 This may be why he was so obsessed with Catwoman. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3351 Let me introduce you to our new recruiting process for urban planning managers. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3352 First it was adult coloring books, now adult sandboxes, I am instituting an adult time out! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3353 Should we sell him a necktie? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3354 His sandcastles in the sky collapsed, so he's starting anew. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3355 He's getting in shape for Global Warming's arrival. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3356 Mummy says that the only decent thing to do is clean its litter box twice daily. Apparently, it builds character. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3357 Wow, they finally upgraded from play sand to real sand. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3358 You think his plumbing's out at home? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3359 How do you think therapy got started? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3360 A grown-up's playground: A (concrete) Sand B(l)ox 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3361 Gold Rush in 2016!! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3362 He said something about the Walk of Fame 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3363 VRBO promised him beach access. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3364 The man has a vision for his own sand castle. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3365 He texted me at 3 a.m. saying that he'll be at the beach. He was drunk. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3366 Oh, that's just the new gym teacher. He practices his survival skills everyday. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3367 Poor Jenkins, he always said Sandbox Therapy was a joke... until he lost his Blackberry in there. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3368 Dad never could handle New York summers. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3369 These new treadmills are just amazing. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3370 Not really, it' actually a treadmill. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3371 It's a reverse oasis situation. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3372 Why does he keep saying ‘vodka’? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3373 This explains the spike in kitty litter consumption. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3374 With any luck, once the mirage goes bust he'll meander back to the elevator. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3375 Let's call the "Darwin Award" people. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3376 Well, are you going to give him water or just stand there? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3377 He said he was a sandbox developer. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3378 It's his homework for "Mom's Phone Lost on Beach 101" 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3379 It's not so much that my Dad still thinks he's a cat, it's the cleanup that's killing me 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3380 He said we can't play until he's done acting out his 'urban food desert' fantasy. 1.1000 0.07350 30 28 1 1
3381 He claims it's a form of cognitive therapy called sand-boxing. We'll give him five more minutes then call his wife. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3382 They say you get the best HIIT workout if you alternate 10 high intensity shovel and bucket reps with 5 of the sand crawls. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3383 I wish that homeless guy would find another sandbox to do his thing. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3384 Stanley's inner child plays inside the box 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3385 Wilson needs you in his office. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3386 On rainy days he gets very confused. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3387 I guess some people never grow up! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3388 Even though he wasn't married, they would send up a couple of interns every couple of hours to help Bill "find his wedding ring" 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3389 its the opposite of a lap pool. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3390 Remember, opening Cat Box Enterprises was your idea. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3391 So much for the government's $10 million dessert survival test! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3392 He is on the final leg of the X Games relays. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3393 He wants us to find our own sandbox. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3394 That's not exactly what I had in mind for a karesansui garden. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3395 Endless Pools is diversifying. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3396 He's been looking for his keys for the past 10 years! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3397 The Oversight Committee ultimately decided Governor Snyder's proportionate punishment should be to try and find clean water in challenging conditions. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3398 I'll admit that I doubted the litter boxes for the homeless idea. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3399 He must've figured out it's kitty litter by now. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3400 Let's wait for that last fart to clear before we tell him it's our turn. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3401 If only he had learned to play well with others in the sandbox... 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3402 The 4th deployment to the Iraqi desert was the last straw for him 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3403 He's new to software development. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3404 You're human litter box experiment doesn't appear to be working. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3405 So that's what it looks like when you eat kitty litter. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3406 He thinks he is now ready to run for President. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3407 I heard a rumor that years ago parents let their kids play in a sandbox by themselves. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3408 He said he's rehearsing the part of Chuck Noland just in case they make Cast Away 2. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3409 You people wouldn't understand, it's art. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3410 Did you see the size of that cat!!! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3411 I don't know, but he insists he has a really big handprint. 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
3412 It's not a fire hydrant, it's an urban cactus. 1.1000 0.10000 20 19 0 1
3413 "I call it, Alien in Sandbox". 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3414 According to the Child's Guide to the DSM-5 and my Mom, sandboxes are not for those with vivid imaginations. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3415 This is the IT Sandbox. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
3416 He's channeling his inner Brian Wilson 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3417 doesn't he realize our sandbox is equal to how he views his man cave! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3418 Fox News reporting - sadly, our experiment on how millennials are finally leaving the sandbox, has failed. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3419 Why suffer in the cold? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
3420 Brings back memories of my days in the Gobi. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3421 I think the cat's got his tongue. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3422 He's been up here ever since he watched Hidalgo. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3423 Believing in climate change sometimes means playing in the sandbox alone. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3424 Adulting. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3425 Tell him to pound what? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3426 My dad's a method actor. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3427 Do you really believe he is working on his start for the Saharan Half-Marathon? 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3428 Dump "Tower 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3429 How do we think him out of the box? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3430 My parents said admissions standards really fell this year. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3431 " Ok...So Mr. Smith thinks he's a Cat. But..Why does he have to use our sandbox as a LITTERBOX? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3432 Playing in the sandbox with a hangover is not advised 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3433 Mr. Moore—still testing his Law. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3434 He just can't dig himself out! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3435 He lives only to seek mirages. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3436 He's a great teacher - but he does get these cartoon cliche flashbacks. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3437 That Bum's in Monstro's Litter Box again... 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3438 He is boxed in! 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3439 Told you we should've built an oasis! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3440 Uncle Ben lost his contact. He's been searching for it for hours. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3441 I forgot to tell you that there's a time share on the sand box with the bar down the street. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3442 Well, Justice is blind, so I guess the whole invisibility thing is moot. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3443 Even after all these years, he's still looking everywhere for JonBenét. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3444 When you said your dad was an auditor, I thought of something more in the "financial statements" territory. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3445 My boss told me that I didn't play well in the sandbox with my colleagues. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3446 A man can die in the desert. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3447 This is the artist's latest performance entitled Election 2016. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3448 Cartoonists' model-in-training. 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
3449 We kept one pre-revolution memento. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3450 I don't care if he looks sad, I am not going to share my shovel with him! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3451 Do you think he knows that it is just our sandbox? 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3452 Maybe Mr. Phelps should stop teaching middle-school math. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3453 He has been searching in the sand for thirty years. He says its there but he's never found it. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3454 When he told me he was a sand hog, I assumed he meant professionally! 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3455 I guess that's why the Sandman prefers to come at night... 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3456 Liquidity.... Liquidity.... 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3457 Once again Adam proves he is not a team player as he monopolized the sandbox at recess. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3458 Wilson? Wilson? I know you're around here somewhere 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3459 I'm calling it , Lost Metal Detector 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3460 I swear I dropped the back to my earring in here somewhere. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3461 And, this is our Primary Voting Simulation Module. Or, "Ishtar" for short. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3462 Be careful, Jimmy. The concrete sandbox will destroy your youth. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
3463 There used to be three ghosts. Daddy calls it a mirage a blah. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3464 I plan on graduating to the playground at the end of this year. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3465 Need help finding your wallet? 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3466 And here we see the non-native Californian... 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3467 He's training for the Paris-Dakar Rally 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3468 When Lawrence finds what he's looking for, he will go home. When you find what you are looking for, you will go home. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3469 Do you think we should tell him that the sandbox is not the Sahara? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3470 The Oasis Hotel is the next building over 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3471 This really is a concrete jungle. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3472 I think Mr Dobbs is reevaluating his chosen career path in teaching. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3473 Ok mister. It is our turn to train for immigrating to Mexico if Trump becomes president. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3474 Where exactly did you say you dropped it? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3475 They assured me,, he'd thrive in humane captivity. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3476 He specializes in Ishtar reenactment. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3477 When he said he didn't want quicksand he didn't know what he was in for. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3478 That's a good kitty; you can do it. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3479 Ok, when he goes down I'll cut his heart out and put it in your bucket. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3480 It's way cheaper than actually crasing in a desert.. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3481 He still hasn't recovered from the Clumping of '93. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3482 Man I knew sandboxes were full of germs, but I didn't realize they were over run with poverty just like the rest of Chicago. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3483 He sees Life as a desert, not a playground. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3484 He's determined to shed his winter weight by Friday 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3485 He voted Trump. 1.0909 0.09091 22 21 0 1
3486 Mom...can we pleeease get Dad a beer already? 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3487 The city's cutbacks on statuary is really starting to show. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3488 Dad gets like this every time mom talks about moving to a warmer climate. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3489 He's practicing for Grauman's Chinese Theater in the event he gets the killer role. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3490 Do you think he misses his old catbox? 1.0870 0.08696 23 22 0 1
3491 Says he's a performance artist and a Cubs fan. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3492 He thinks he's Donald Trump. 1.0870 0.08696 23 22 0 1
3493 It's a one-man Off-Off-Off-Off Broadway playground. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3494 It appears he's still sculpting. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3495 He's sure to win on style points alone 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3496 Too bad those people and buildings are mirages. I've been stuck in this desert for too long! 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3497 I didn't have the heart to tell him this is not Hollywood Blvd. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3498 Manhattan mirage syndrome. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3499 He's looking for the old cigarette butts he buried last fall. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3500 He's been in there for days trying to "think outside the box." 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3501 Mr. Sandman, your hardwood floor specialist at it again 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3502 Don't worry Dorothy, Daddy leads a very rich fantasy life. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3503 it feels like i've been out here for months 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3504 Looks like the 'crawling through the desert' desk may not be the next step in the evolution of the treadmill desk after all. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3505 It's hard to know if he's method acting or trying to qualify for the Darwin Awards... 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
3506 It's a new rebirthing technique that uses sand instead of water. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3507 Dad always said "It's a jungle out there" 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3508 Some where in here is my contact lens! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3509 Ah, yes, Oculus Paralysis. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3510 he's the show runner for Survivor 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
3511 This is not a litter box! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3512 Marketing Endless Sahara would prove challenging. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3513 Looks like Mr. Johnson is trying to give up sugar again. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3514 He was in the French Foreign Legion. This reminds him of when he was young. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3515 How many times will he have to repeat 1st grade? He's scared the children away now! 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3516 I call dibbs on next. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
3517 I think I lost my boyhood somewhere over here. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3518 Which ad agency did The Oasis Pub finally go with? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3519 He's a Method actor auditioning for a remake of "Beau Geste." 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3520 So who didn't get the sandbox tutoring job? 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3521 He's searching for the nearest Starbucks. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3522 ''Another intoxicated one seeking for gold.'' 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3523 I wasn't thinking that the school shadow box project would be in 3D and actually include a 5 o'clock shadow. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
3524 He's searching for an affordable housing unit. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3525 He's auditioning for a David Lean movie 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3526 Our consulting services can help you and your company think outside the box. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3527 When we waste water like we do in America, this is what it begins to look like. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3528 Finally, a shallow grave I can easily get out of 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3529 I hope I can build the oasis before it gets dark. And cold. Really cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3530 I think he forgot to take his Ritalin. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3531 Even though we're 'cat people,' maybe we should consider replacing the litter box with a guest bath? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3532 Looks like malicious code to me too 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3533 How fast can he find his keys in the litter box. Extra points if he doesn't use his hands 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3534 "This bloke again?" "Yep, it's Dean, he used to be an expat in Dubai". 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
3535 I tried helping him, but he said that any person of color in this neighborhood must be a mirage. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
3536 Hypnotists shouldn't practice in the mirror. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3537 He's from Malibu. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
3538 I guess the cat got his tongue. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3539 He needs to stink outside the box. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3540 He said that we're only a mirage. mirage. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3541 He's channeling Lawrence of Arabia. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3542 ... And when his numbers dipped the brokerage firm banished him to the desert. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
3543 I don't have the heart to tell him that he is auditioning for the role of Bronte's Heathcliff... 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3544 And then El Lawrence came to the edge of the empty desert, took the elevator down to Apartment 11D, had a beer and took a nap. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3545 He believes he's still on that deserted island. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3546 He's rehearsing for a modeling job at the New Yorker 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3547 Daniel Day-Lewis is up for a role in the "Garfield" reboot. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3548 He's always losing his jaw in our sandbox. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3549 Our theater teacher is going too "method" for our Beau Geste production. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3550 He's the method actor in 12a. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3551 Nice Pants! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3552 I thought this was a no smoking sandbox. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3553 Let's see what happens with the volleyball now 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3554 The poor guy sees a mirage. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3555 Say, these new fitness trends are making him thirsty. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3556 We'll move on to the backstroke if and when it rains. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3557 He says that ascetic masochism has given him great administrative powers, it's how he built this company. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3558 Looks like dad had to sleep in the litter box again...we really need a dog. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3559 Aren't we the Sandbox experts? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3560 I told you not to tell dad we're in the sandpit. This is the third time he's lost his credit cards. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3561 As sandboxes go, I hear umpteen deployments to Iraq/40 years in the Sinai were worse.... 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3562 Careful--don't upset the stray cliche. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3563 I'm building castles in the sky. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3564 This is it- rock bottom. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
3565 I hate to tell him, there's no sand-crawling event in the olympics this time. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3566 What does me hating cartoons have to do with breakfast? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3567 Tony said when the last one awakens the giant within we can go to Chili's for happy hour 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3568 He’s handling this “which five movies” question very scientifically. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
3569 He gave up plastic water bottles a long time ago. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3570 Did we forget to dig him out last week ? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3571 He's checking it for a virus, before we let the kids play in it. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3572 Him again. I'll go get an Aquafina. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3573 Do you think we're overdressed? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3574 He keeps muttering "single malt, single malt". 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3575 It's Steve Coll looking for his next story. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3576 Your Desert Fantasy Camp seems to be catching on. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3577 He's been practicing for summertime in the Hamptons since February. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3578 Hasn't your dad done eminent domain cases? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3579 Tell your dad that I suggest he think outside the box. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3580 He's from Southern California. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3581 Dad--I told you to GET OUT OF MY SANDBOX!!!!!!! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3582 Get a job. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3583 He's a sand sculptor and just finishing up his latest masterpiece . He calls it "Desert Floor". 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3584 He thinks he's Gunga Din. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3585 If I'd known thirty years ago that eleven whiskey sours would've given me autonomy, I would've been golden." 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3586 Can't these actors role-immerse in their own darn sandbox? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3587 Dad's a Leo, trapped in his formative years. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3588 Poor Sandy. He never could think outside the box. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3589 I know my "sand dollar" is here somewhere. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3590 Hey mister, the watering hole is the other way! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3591 That's Sandy. He's made a lot of progress since yesterday. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3592 Come on, Herbie! Make it look like you,ve crawled many miles. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3593 He's in a "too much tequila" mirage. On three, unplug the fountain! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3594 Do any of your friends have quicksand? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3595 "I've seen this scene a hundred times, but never in our desert". 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3596 He calls it 'Jerusalem.' 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3597 He says he's in software. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3598 Performance Art Gallery Goes to Great Lengths to Grow Audience Base 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3599 ...and we thought that we were players! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3600 In an effort to retain top talent, many companies are now offering sandboxes in their break areas. They are a big hit with hipsters facing midlife crises, who take solace and find inspiration while reliving childhood memories. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3601 Someone said they saw my innocence in here. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3602 I"ve recaptured my youth. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3603 David Blaine... 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3604 He's been there for three hours. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3605 He was bad and used water-cooler water for his plant. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3606 He's looking for his lucky penny. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3607 Obviously we need a swimming pool up here for the crawl stroke. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3608 My Dad's not unemployed - he's left the workforce. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3609 I think it's time we dig him out of his rut. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3610 I know we're "cat" people. Just remind me how this is helping the homeless. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3611 All these years he insists he's a camel exploring the desert. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3612 Polictical regression is our last chance. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3613 He was sure that jungle gym was just a mirage. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3614 His vision is for water reclamation technology but I think his horizons are limited. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3615 That's Dan. He's looking for that big green tree. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3616 i don't get proverbial performance art in a post communism period, but maybe I'm just pretentious. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3617 What's the Fata Morgana here - the man in the sand or New York? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3618 What's a mirage? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3619 Since he found oil in a desert for an oil company, my Dad has been working on doing it for himself. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3620 I mean, where else would you get this? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3621 the virtual desert was no longer working 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3622 This prepares them for the worst - our Death Valley simulator 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3623 I hate Saturday mornings! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3624 I'm not sure what he is doing here. He is part of the evening swingers group. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3625 It's and endless sandbox. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3626 Tight focus...don'the pan out. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3627 He has it reserved all week. Last night he watch Bogart in Sahara. Tonight is date night and he is watching Lancaster and Kerr in From Here to Eternity. Tomorrow I plan to show up early. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
3628 He's trying to develop "Virtual Desert" software but he's having difficulty getting the user interface right. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3629 Tesla's desert treadmill may be carbon neutral but it is so, so lame bro. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3630 Dad really needs to stop playing Castaway 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3631 He wanted to bum a skylight. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
3632 Frankly, I am not impressed with the Mummy remake. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3633 I know he wonders where his pail and shovel have gone. I'd think he'd be more concerned about his missing umbrella. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3634 That was the biggest, pinkest cat ever. This is the guy Pay Pal's been missing. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3635 I must have made a wrong turn somewhere! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3636 He must be another method actor. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3637 His boss said more play in the sandbox would improve his performance. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3638 I thought the pool would be finished by now. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3639 Fluffy's method acting is really coming along. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3640 Aaww...finally an oasis. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3641 My Dad's been watching "the Good, the Bad and the Ugly" again. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
3642 He mumbled something about his inner child. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
3643 you know Sniffers, our cat who died??? I think he came back as your dad... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
3644 Mom says his crabby mood will end soon, and he’ll come crawling back to her. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3645 He's training for his salary negotiation meeting. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3646 It's a mirage, like Trump. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3647 Just leave me here to die 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3648 I was once a good student, then I took an arrow to the knee. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3649 Do you think we should we tell him it's only a sandbox? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3650 It's a low budget reality show: "Lost contact in the sandbox." 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3651 Would you like to flip a coin to decide your fate, Jerry? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3652 Ah yes, the poor man's super hero... Sandman. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3653 Help Help. I wont to jump and play in the sand again 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3654 Yeah, that's the guy, Neddy Merrill, the swimmer. I told him swimming home was a bad idea. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3655 Darn! The desert prophet qualified for rent control! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3656 He gave me $5 and said something about a French Foreign Legion fantasy. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3657 He’s obviously going nowhere with the company. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3658 Your approval ratings with the jury look iffy. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3659 Cartoonist. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3660 this exhibit is called'Lone Survivor'. It was here when the museum opened. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3661 Look away, honey, it's a mirage. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3662 They don't make maps the way they used to..... 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3663 Crawl Like an Egyptian 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3664 Looks like the same guy we saw on the desolate island 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3665 They're right. It is one big circle. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3666 I hate to tell him but the Mirage is in Vegas. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3667 Do you think his mother knows where he is? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3668 You're never too old... 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3669 Funny, I don't feel like a mirage. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3670 I'm not throwing away my shot 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3671 Worst case of PTSD I've ever seen 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3672 That's what you get for kicking sand in the sandbox 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3673 So pretty much California. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3674 Do you think he appreciates that we built him a mirage? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3675 Apparently we're some kind of mirage. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3676 Water......Bottled water... 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3677 When are these darn poppies going to start to grow? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3678 I saw this installment in the Guggenheim last month 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3679 Hopefully one day he'll graduate Kindergarten. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3680 Your dad really needs to get over the Netflix price increase. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3681 It may be unpaid but my dad says his internship is providing priceless experience. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3682 Tell Mom that this one doesn't pass the sand box stress test. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3683 He'll never find water thinking inside the box. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3684 We're going to call the child abuses 800 number. This is our sand box. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3685 He's looking for a do-over. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3686 Dick and Jane patiently await their turn in the Endless Sandbox. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3687 He said he was trying to find himself, but I think he just meant his contacts. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3688 Survivor! Sand Boxes of New Mexico! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3689 It's the French Foreign Legion outpost in Manhattan. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3690 Josh is a literalist. He says he's the true Burning Man. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3691 I hope that he does not think it is a litterbox! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3692 Humans of New York is nice... In theory 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3693 He is still searching for that elusive oasis. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3694 My own private Idaho! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3695 This new cat litter is potent 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3696 We can play tic-tac-toe on his pants leg, or help him find his contact lens. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3697 Before the mortgage crisis, he was said to have pooped gold. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3698 Forewarned is forearmed. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3699 Honey, we've told you six times. Get out of the sandbox and get a job. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3700 It is the firm's new Design Thinking Initiative. We were told to connect with our, "Inner Sandbox." 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3701 I think he's lost... Yea, that's it, he's lost... If that's what you want to call it. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3702 He says the explanation lies in an old movie called 'Fargo'. . . 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3703 I think I'll have another look at the Neverland option. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3704 I happen to know that Association By-Laws,Section IV,(b)(1), Hogging The Sand Box carries a fine of $25 per hog 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3705 There's gold in them thar sands. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3706 In my version of the origin myth, Adam is banished, but the Creator keeps Eve for himself. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3707 I highly doubt this is the intended use for a litter box. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3708 Hey! Other people need to uncover repressed childhood memories in that sandbox too you know! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3709 Not a drop left after ShamWOWing. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3710 With hindsight, maybe this wasn't the best way to come up with a GOP strategy. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3711 Betcha his favorite song is: "If I could tun back time" 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3712 It's a fascinating technique -- he uses an ammonia-based liquid to get it to stick together so well. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3713 He is definitely in violation of the co-op high-occupancy sandbox rule. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3714 He always does this before he has to drink one of Mom's arugula smoothies. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3715 Umm, is he seriously crawling thru the sand, awkward! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3716 Well, he tolerates the litter box, but I don't think he'll sit still for a Pine-Sol paint job. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3717 He lost his rubber ducky in there 25 years ago today 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3718 It seems your dad has an over active imagination. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3719 I hope he takes showers. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3720 Oh him? He's in training for Survivor: New York... 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3721 He's been watching too many Spaghetti Westerns. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3722 Wall Street gave him $25 million to disrupt the sandbox industry. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3723 I thought he would have outgrown the sandbox stage by now. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3724 He does 30 ,minutes of this then 30 of cardio. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3725 He thinks he sees an inflatable pool. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3726 They call him Lawrence of Batavia. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3727 His boss said, if he wants to be the top sales rep, he'll have to become 'king of the sandbox'. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3728 Oh, he's definitely feeling the bern! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3729 It is a reverse Tom Sawyer whitewashing fence trick. He makes it look that difficult so he can stay in the sandbox. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3730 No wonder my VR glasses were so cheap! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3731 ...says he's demoing it for his cat 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3732 It's human ashtray." 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3733 He claims this is how Brando started. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3734 He's OK with sharing. Whatever you do, don't offer him anything to drink. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3735 It's called "Lost in the Urban Desert". 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3736 How long has he been n there? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3737 Mr. Ruteger likes to take it to the next level. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3738 Oh no this does not look like it's gonna end well 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3739 Yeah, grownups call it "role" playing. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3740 This is some new regression therapy, Mother. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3741 When my mommy told him to go pound sand, he apparently didn't understand what she really meant. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3742 "Aren't You a little to old to play in the sand"? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3743 Sorry Sally, we'll have to come back later. Mr Snider likes to reenact scenes from "Lawrence of Arabia" when he's had a bad day at work. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3744 It's nothing so dramatic. He's just cleaning up after the neighborhood cats. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3745 Sure smells like he died and came back as a cat! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3746 I think it is a new dance, "The Sand-Box Trot 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3747 And directly in front of you, ma'am, is all that's left of the non-Trump Republicans. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3748 My dad thought he would lose more weight with a dehydration eternity pool. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3749 Virtual reality. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3750 Preparing for the desert marathon. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3751 Just pretend he's the Stinx and build around him... 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3752 We use a sandbox for our code AND our coders. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3753 Did the hobo take over the sandbox again? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3754 Where is my lovely camel....? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3755 I'm a winner people....winning this one too! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3756 Happens every time the Brian Wilson tour bus comes round 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3757 He's up for the lead in a remake of Lawrence of Arabia. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3758 Grownups are so weird! He keeps mumbling, "Oymandias...where the hell are you?" 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3759 Bikram sand-tray proved to have limited therapeutic value. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3760 Water!! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3761 Dad wanted to bring his Death Valley vacation hoe to New York City. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3762 Are you sure role reversal therapy with your cat really works? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3763 Better find your own sandbox. This one's been taken! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3764 I think Principal Turtletaub is desperately seeking the true meaning of Common Core. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3765 Twelve seconds into survivor sandbox and Watson appears ro be fading fast. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3766 We'll get our garden back when he realizes there is no oasis at the end of an endless sandpool. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3767 And here's your average American run through the election gambit. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3768 I guess this is what happens if you don't play well in the proverbial sandbox. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3769 After a spaceship tractor-beamed him into a rooftop sandbox, Mr. Plotnik asks for help to unearth his skepticism. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3770 On your way, this isn't the Kalahari. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3771 Rent, I need rent! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3772 He's training for Trans Saharan crawl. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3773 I told him to not give up, but he won't listen. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3774 This is our prototype Zumba Sandbox home edition. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3775 It's called, "Childhood". 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3776 There has to be a better way for Mr. Smith to prepare for the next season of Survivor. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3777 Maybe it's time to rethink your stance on quitting. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3778 He's doing his Angry Cat impression. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3779 Yesterday he cried out for water. Today he was talking to a camel. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3780 Well that explains what happened to the merry go round. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3781 Looking for an oasis. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3782 My mother does it too, they call it "sand box yoga." 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3783 There's water here, somewhere 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3784 So the faux desert is the new plunge pool? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3785 He needs to think outside the sandbox! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3786 Leave it to Daryl to take it next level. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3787 Adding the smell of garbage really takes hyperrealist sculpture to the next level. The Whitney will beg for it. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3788 Yes, sir, that's correct; this is the "New Luxury" sandbox you saw advertised in Forbes Life. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3789 My dad's still convinced this is all an elaborate mirage. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3790 We need to rethink our "castle "performance piece. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3791 Some people love what they do. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3792 Using our sand box for detox again, dad? We’re telling mom. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3793 My dad is such a drama queen. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3794 He's looking for cat "calling cards." What' a calling card? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3795 He told me that when I got to be his age I'd want to revert to my childhood too. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3796 Brennan always hogs the sandbox when he plays 'Dinosaur'. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3797 He looks to be having trouble thinking outside the sandbox 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3798 He says he is following doctors orders. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3799 It’s my little piece of desert in Manhattan. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3800 He's a sand hog. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3801 Near, but not quite right for the Beau Geste role 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3802 Faster, Dad, or you'll miss your AA meeting. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3803 This is much better than yoga mat. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3804 He likes treading water. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3805 Once dad has finished looking for gold nuggets, we can have our turn 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3806 he is practicing for his trip to the Death Valley 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3807 I DON"T THINK OUR SON IS READY FOR COLLEGE! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3808 What? No late check out? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3809 He says it's either this, or read all those stupid cartoon caption entries again this week. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3810 Looks like Mr. Podeski is feeling dramatic again. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3811 Suddenly, the boys decided not to share their toys. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3812 His 'thirty minutes' were up ages ago. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3813 It was a pile of rocks. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3814 method actor just cast in Pirates of the Caribbean IV 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3815 Got tuckered out building the thing. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3816 This is a really complicated mirage. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3817 He's in recovery. Adult Alcoholics Who Act Like Children. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3818 concrete is fun now 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3819 That mirage has got him confused 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3820 Hydrate for happiness! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3821 I'll never sleep tight again! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3822 He worked with Jackson Pollock.. He may be a while. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3823 Should we get him a glass of water? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3824 Hes in training for his trip to Los Angeles. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3825 We'll eat when he finishes his laps. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3826 He's not ready for prime time. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3827 No way! The last time we gave him a glass of water he spilled it. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3828 You'll still get visitation rights. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3829 The co-op board made him drain his lap pool. Our win! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3830 He says he's playing something called 'Escape from ISIS,' and as soon as he reaches the oasis, it's our turn. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3831 This new math still eludes me. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3832 Could be his verision of cat/cow. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3833 Puberty is a bitch, man. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3834 Unfortunately, this model of our hottest selling item, the virtual desert, did not come with its own Oasis. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3835 I think he's practicing for the annual "Crawl-a-Thon" race. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3836 I call it 'Isolation in the City' 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3837 My dad says the Sandman lost his job to a sleep app. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3838 Kids, take a fifty from my pocket and get me a Perrier! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3839 You might be sentenced to life... 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3840 I really do not think that sending us back to experience childhood by playing in a sandbox in 100 degree Weather is sane methodology. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3841 Don't you listen to him, Dan, he's a devil not a man. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3842 I just wish I could convince him he's not a cat. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3843 He thinks he is in LA at Grauman's Chinese Theater 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3844 It looks like he has no idea that a sandbox is for kids and a treadmill is where grow-ups play. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3845 Those sweeping changes to the zoning code have failed to blunt gentrification. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3846 He invented the sandbox that cats avoid. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3847 We can have it in 5 minutes - he's only booked the endless desert till 4. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3848 Hurricane Sandy spared his sandbox. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3849 Get your education, or you could get stuck in a dead-end job. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3850 Nine Year Old Invents Sandpit Threadmill -"for that 40-day workout!" 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3851 Headquarters tolerates only the fresh, the new, the next. Our freshmen executives change the corporate mandala every morning. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3852 He still believe the old legend: Where is sand there is camel". 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3853 He seems to be experiencing a Fata Morgana ... or applying for Survivor. I can't be sure. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3854 Extreme miming - it's all the rage. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3855 This beach is bring-your-own-water 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3856 I don't say anything anymore. It seems to give him purpose. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3857 He lost his metal detector. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3858 Mr. Albee, what is it you're trying to tell us? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3859 His list must be bucket less. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3860 I see your Dad's got his audition for 'Ice Cold in Alex'. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3861 Just graduated from my job in Silicon Valley. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3862 With the marathon only a week away, the sand training became particularly rigorous. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3863 Girl: "What is this man doing in our sandbox?" Boy: "Hey buddy, hit the road" Man: "I was just looking for some gold" Boy: "You're not going to find any here man" Man: "Maybe I should just go ask my boss for my job back" 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3864 He's a loooong way from the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3865 Don't mind him, Don thinks he's a cat. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3866 It's a sandbox thing, I don't know how to play nice... 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3867 "I think that is the owner of the corner store across the street. They say its lease is about to expire". 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3868 He's determined to find the contact lens he lost. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3869 I know the building's pet-friendly, but I thought there was a weight limit! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3870 He's been like this ever since he saw Lawrence of Arabia in 70mm 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3871 I thought we were here to play 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3872 A shiny yellow front-end loader typically gets them to this point. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3873 We dig it, Dad. Sandbox play has its ramifications. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3874 I get the feeling it may be too hot to play in the sandbox today. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3875 He comes here to relive his greatest accomplishment. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3876 ever since they filled it with sand, he can't even get outside it 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3877 Sez he's a U.S. agent struggling with the Middle East crisis. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3878 My life coach suggested I bury my burdens in the sand. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3879 He keeps gasping for water. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3880 This is beyond a virtual sandbox joke, Marge. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3881 You think he might be taking this 'real conservative' thing too far? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3882 I'm reserving this sandbox for my daughter's play date. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3883 He's having a hard time finding his inner child. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3884 Just wait. Next week he's the new "office dog." 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3885 I even offered him some coconut water. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3886 Your father's re-enactment of "The Lost Patrol" is laudable but frankly feels a bit cramped. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3887 Did you bring the sanitizer? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3888 In art class they did mention that the cubists suffered in a critical desert! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3889 Counsel rests FOREVER? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3890 Gee, I guess we'll have to go find another island. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
3891 He's never forgotten his experience as a model in a desert photo-shoot. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3892 He didn't learn it in kindergarten. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3893 Some say it's the nexus of their universe - Generation Y hits a crisis called Midlife. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3894 That's one hell of a sand sculpture, Sandi... 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3895 I think he calls it Sun Salutation. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3896 He's been like that since we found him in the Mojave searching for his wife. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3897 I’ve heard of quicksand, but never of slowsand. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3898 He is just re-building his character 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3899 He's koo koo for Kat poop! 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3900 Watch carefully, kids. This is what it looks like to "play" in the real world. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3901 Do you want to see the pyramids? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3902 I wish to make my mark, so don't stare! 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3903 He's must be hallucinating. What's an "Oasis"? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3904 Nostalgia of sandbox etiquette... 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3905 I think P.C. Vey needs to learn to draw a man in profile before he submits to the New Yorker's Caption Contest. I'm standing next to him and I can't figure it out. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3906 I wonder what kind of cliched metaphor they'll make out of this one. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3907 After being bit by a rabid cat, Joe finds the bathroom in his semi catatonic state. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3908 I now see why the treadmill sandbox was cheaper than the treadmill pool. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3909 No play today Simon... It's the newest rage in "Castaway" therapy... 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3910 I forget. Is a mirage just a construct or is it for real? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3911 He hasn't been the same since he lost the crawl in the olympics. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3912 He's trying to appreciate what he has. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3913 Meow." "I knew the promotion would be too much for him. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3914 Do you think he lost something? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3915 Epater le bourgeois. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3916 Just dump the water in, he's playing shipwreck. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3917 I told you, dear, weren't not ready for the extreme city beach experience. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3918 Next thing the Millennials will want is milk and cookies. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3919 One less Trump hat in the world. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3920 This is just a practice one. We're gonna have the real political revolution later. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3921 Maybe your dad should just get you an actual cat to teach you some responsibility. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3922 I think your pops needs a creative outlet. Community theater perhaps? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3923 And you can add that Mark needs more than a haircut. He'll soon have a butt-crack problem! 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3924 I don't have the heart to tell Daniel Day Lewis the shoot has wrapped. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3925 He's having another sand trap flashback. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3926 He appeared in so many "New Yorker" cartoons, he has to do this every day at high noon. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3927 He invested in the seed bank when he thought he was seeding an investment bank. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3928 Dad, can we have the sandbox back now? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3929 "He thinks that he is leaving handprints for the zombie hall of fame. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3930 He just found out he was the runt of the litter. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3931 Don't look now but I think the man who says he'll do anything is about to draw a line in the sand. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3932 They say he was on a pub crawl. Now he's a sandbag. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3933 The sand may be level now, but it doesn't stretch far enough. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3934 He thinks the skyline is a mirage. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
3935 He said he's writing a novel called Lost. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3936 It's that third-grader, Abramovic's, father. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3937 When I was Dorian Gray's age, I did that. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3938 He lives in a micro apartment 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3939 It's just his way of acting out some weird, survivalist fantasy. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3940 His mom forgot to pack his juice box. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3941 "I'm not sure if he's considered part of the 'Desert Island' roof amenity. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3942 So, to braise it's flip first then steam or steam first then flip? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3943 Is this the non-clumping section ? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3944 "It's ten thousand steps for the locomotively challenged. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3945 No need to clean the cat box. Must have been some party last night. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3946 maybe this can take me to a 3rd dimension? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3947 Some beach! 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3948 I've placed him in a protected environment in which he (an untrusted program) may be run without affecting other parts of the system. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3949 My dad said tell Mr. Skinner he is full of poop. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3950 If you wait long enough, they all turn into sand. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3951 He hasn't yet learned to think outside the box! 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3952 I don't think I like this year's hot new toy. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3953 He was drunk. Switching his sunglasses and texting him where he was. Alas, Cruel but fun. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3954 Be patient. He's that Cheever fan Mom told me about. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3955 Field trip chaperones imaginary escape routes ... 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3956 He said it was a city litter box. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3957 It's like an "endless pool," only worse. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3958 It must be performance art. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3959 Hey Sandman, wanna nice cold beer...or maybe a dip in a shady pool with a picnic basket full of sandwiches & fruit...? Or how bout spoonful of dry oats ? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3960 the second childhood is never as good the first 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3961 He's an embarrassment to the Boy Scouts. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3962 This 'all life's a stage' phase is getting old. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3963 If each crawl divides the remaining distance by one-half we're going to be late for dinner. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3964 Back to the basics: play nice in the sandbox. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3965 This must be his new P.O. box. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3966 He couldn't afford the endless lap swimming pool. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3967 Life's never perfect. There's always some little hitch. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3968 Just make believe you're in the desert.. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3969 I think he lost something. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3970 With minimum hyperbole, I would describe it as a sand box for grown-ups with real sand! 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3971 So that's his litter box. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3972 It's always about him. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3973 Did he lose his contact lenses?" "Nah- just the primaries. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3974 It seems Gerald was serious about that post-apocalypse training. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3975 Mom told Dad to quit using the cat’s litter box or he would just have to go outside. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3976 Did I mention that my dad is a hypochondriac? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3977 Unable to assimilate back into his daily life, Chuck Noland found solace in familiarity 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3978 Republicans keep looking for likable candidate in political litterbox 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3979 I think the altitude must have gotten to him. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3980 Yes, its my invention: the endless desert, with mirage special effects. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3981 "A bad trip in the virtual reality sandbox!". 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3982 Didn't I tell you my dad is a prepper? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3983 Last night's fundraiser must have been a rager. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3984 I hope you didn't take my buried treasure story seriously. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3985 Tom Hanks is his idol. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3986 He really missed seeing the mirages. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3987 Don't worry, the Kitty Litter for Elder Care will be covered under the Republican replacement for Obamacare 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3988 Bob Green, reporting live from the Las Vegas Zen Garden competiton. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3989 He needs to think less one-dimensional conventional and more out-of-the-box unorthodox. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3990 He's training for the ironman, again. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3991 We think that he believes that he is a camel. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3992 You'd never guess it, but Jones actually plays quite well with others in the sandbox. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3993 Help me! This must be super glue not putty. I am stuck. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
3994 He's the method actor on the ground floor. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
3995 He thinks it's the same as walking on hot coals. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
3996 Is that supposed to motivate me? 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
3997 We call this exhibit Moses for the 21st Century...His followers are in the sandbox on the next block. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
3998 maybe he's going to audition for a desert movie...or something 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
3999 Dad fell off the wagon again, he's trying to dry out 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4000 HE'LL GET OUT WHEN HE SEES HIS MIRAGE 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4001 Our weatherman was right about an urban heat island. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4002 It's lucky this is water-based paint. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4003 My dad needs it more than we do... he can't afford a beach vacation 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4004 If he doesn't find that water he's talking about in five minutes, our recess is over ! 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4005 I guess that we shouldn't play with his smart phone in the sand box. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4006 Wait. Are we the mirage, or is he the mirage? 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4007 He never could pass P.E. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4008 Worst case? 50 to Life. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4009 It's NCSD. No Childhood Sandbox Disorder. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4010 He'smaking progress. Last year he would only lie there motionless. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4011 I think he spent too much time on the teeter-totter 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4012 This is the 20th sandbox without a sign of water. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4013 Mama says some things just shouldn't be scooped out. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4014 In a moment of clarity, long since gone, he envisioned a mandala. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4015 Mom's a dog person. Dad's a cat man. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4016 Are we going to play with our sand kit today? We have the shovel and bucket, but now I think someone's going to take a nap there. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4017 there's till five more minutes 'til Kiddy time 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4018 Dad works in R&D, but he doesn't understand the jargon 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4019 Wait until see his impression of the Great Pyramid of Giza 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4020 He says he's lost. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4021 Marty reenacts his epic journey across the Sahara Dessert, accomplished years earlier. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4022 Some days you just get in the box, kids. Some days you just lay in the sand, okay? You just get in and you die. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4023 Has he lost his sock too? 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4024 Summer's coming and the dead come with it. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4025 He really needs to wash up on shore. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4026 I hope he doesn't think he's a cat again. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4027 I'd like to add you to my network on LinkedIn 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4028 My Dad's new job is modeling for cartoonists. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4029 He's not exactly what I asked Mr. Sanman for. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4030 Lemonade Stand Phase One: Complete. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4031 "He claims to have lost his keys in the crawlspace". 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4032 I know that is the name you prefer and have always gone by but I feel it prejudices the jury. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4033 And now our Millenial is reaching the end of his terrible ordeal. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4034 I like our 'day at the beach' fantasy better. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4035 Hey Mister, don't worry, help is only five floors way. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4036 ...and politicians keep saying "global warming is not real"! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4037 Mmm, Almond Roca 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4038 Harley is approaching pit row and will his crew will be priming the treadmill for the swimming portion of the race. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4039 The artisanal sand make the experience so much more authentic. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4040 He should know the sprinkler's in the lobby. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4041 And I thought WE were method. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4042 Too bad all he can build is a sandcastle. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4043 There's an app for that. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4044 It's just Desert Storm flashbacks 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4045 The vagrant was a figment of their imagination. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4046 Mom says he has PTSD from being an Army mine sweeper. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4047 I guess he won't mind the stray cats use this sandbox as a kitty litter! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4048 O.K., Dad, our turn. Wrap up your mirage. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4049 Is he looking for his bucket and shovel or a bottle? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4050 He says he's downsizing. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4051 Remember when they used smiley faces to encourage us? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4052 So he's the presumptive Republican Presidential candidate. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4053 Would you just pick a spot and go, so I can back to coloring!?! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4054 He 's showing me "sans serif" texting. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4055 Mom says its the latest trend in extreme meditation. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4056 Just five mom minutes. Pleeeease. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4057 He must work for Halliburton. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4058 Every time I throw a nickel in there, some homeless guy searches for it. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4059 He must have lost the dollar my mom put in his pail yesterday. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4060 It's a risk assessment for the co-op's Sahara trek. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4061 I'm gonna die in the desert..... 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4062 His favorite films are ‘Cast Away’ and ‘The Sandlot.’ 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4063 Apparently Spidey Sense is not infallible. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4064 Folks, I'd give him some water, but it wouldn't be fair to the other contestants. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4065 He's mad that the cats found his oasis. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4066 I told him to take a hike... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4067 It's the gallary's newest live sculpture called "Desert Flowers". A sheik bought it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4068 He's not going to find an oasis here. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4069 Norbert really goes all out when doing his iguana imitation. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4070 They're calling it post narcotics stress disorder. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4071 Let this be an accounting lesson to you. Long ago, he took a long lunch to see a matinee flick. It was Ishtar. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4072 I'm digging my hands into this sand .... oh SHOOT its quick sand!!!! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4073 Hey, could we be experiencing a mirage? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4074 Sometimes executives won't go if they have a budget deficit. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4075 He's been waiting for the desert to bloom........................................................... 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4076 Dad, we're getting more of an 'Upset that I offered to help' vibe than we are 'Shipwrecked.' 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4077 Up until this discovery, we thought that Millennials were extinct. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4078 Are you certain you paid your taxes? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4079 Lucas is in his 83rd day of his desert-simulating contest. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4080 He calls it "Trump: Hallucination or Performance?" 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4081 Let's pack it in. This guy is hip to the fact that what he's seeing is an elaborate hallucination. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4082 Why I'm in a desert!? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4083 He has we can use it, right after he gets by Zeno's paradox. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4084 The GPS chip in his shoulder "Money's tight. Mom went with a GPS chip in lieu of another therapist. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4085 I collect Ron Mueck. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4086 If you count him we're seven short of a minyan. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
4087 Relax, you had to leave your scythe at the metal detector. Now, you're just a random guy in a hoodie. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
4088 I thought your brother knew his was the half bath when we invited him 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4089 He thinks his carpet is cheaper than flying to Mecca. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4090 He is cleaning the Detroit Lions litter box. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4091 It looks like he wants to sand on his own. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
4092 This new sand sauna concept is selling like hot cakes ... people can't get over it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4093 And I thought Dad had run off with our coloring books. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4094 We bought GENUINE desert sand! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4095 He's trying to channel his inner Robinson Crusoe 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4096 Sauna is very good on health. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4097 I'm sure I saw that guy on page 32. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4098 "Mr. Sandman... Bring me a dream!" Or, uh, nevermind, dude... Looks like you had a rough night. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4099 Trump got Sandy Berned by Hillary. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4100 If I feel like a Calvin Klein model, I look like a Calvin Klein model. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4101 He saw on one of those 'expert' cat-trainer shows that if he let himself go for a week and marked the entire sandbox, the neighborhood strays would stop using it as their litter box. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4102 Ted, that's the New York way to Grand Old Path (Note: please the first letter of each word in the phrase "Grand Old Path" in bold print) 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4103 "Dad's thing is always 'Go hard or go home!'". 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4104 Remind me to learn how to navigate the city without a smartphone 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4105 (boy in the back) Um, Sarah, what is that in the sandbox? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4106 I don't know, poor guy just ran out of our Snapchat focus group for males aged 25 to 40. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4107 He hasn't been the same since Mom locked him out of the bathroom. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4108 He's practicing for the homeless olympics... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4109 Cats will throw off his focus. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4110 He said we'll find contributions from politicians in this litter box. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4111 Go get the snake again. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4112 He's worse than a Has Been. He's a Never Was. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4113 He's training to be the Arizona coordinator for Hillary Clinton. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4114 We go around and around. I say it's our turn....he says he lost a contact lens in 1997. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4115 He refused the best offer for his property. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4116 I think we should go back to the Zen garden. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4117 Still bet we won't be able to keep it. No way dressing up that ostrich in Dad's clothes is going to fool Mom. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4118 Hard to guess for what story line he's seeking inspiration 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4119 He said something about 'Speedo season.' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4120 What am I trying to find? My dignity at this point. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4121 Another crazed Barbra Streisand fan 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4122 He was here last week mumbling something about "Aqaba." My Dad said leave him alone. He's just another out of work method actor. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4123 I'm not so sure about this ad campaign. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4124 He stays there until I say,'Good Job" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4125 It's a sandmill. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4126 How vague my broker suggest the plaything of my thoughts to invest. . . ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4127 I have faith that if I cross this wilderness I'll be delivered to the land of hardwoods, granites, parks and reduced rents. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4128 Are you about to rough? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4129 "Don't worry Tommy, nobody can see you now". 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4130 Junior's swimming instructor reported that he is making excellent progress and will be working in the big pool next week! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4131 I hear he was dramatized at a Montessori school. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4132 Looks like sandboxing the app might not be keeping all the viruses out. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4133 It rhymes with 'sand castle.' 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4134 Just goes to show some programmers never make it to production 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4135 We're only changing kitty litter. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4136 I'm not sure Homer has learned to play well in the sandbox yet... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4137 Not to worry. Your face doesn't show up on any of the security cameras. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4138 Must have been a big cat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4139 sorry to see that Dad has gone back to his childhood where he lost his contacts 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4140 But we don't LIKE playing Tom Hanks in "Castaway". 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4141 I think it's time we think outside the box. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4142 Isn't he a little old to be playing in the sandbox? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4143 The Fed's been telegraphing again. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4144 I heard about this in history class, there used to be beaches and he's the last beach bum. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4145 Mom says we should get him an indoor litter box. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4146 If there's no Santa or Easter Bunny, I think he has to go, too. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4147 Artisan Water ... Artisan Water from aquifers .... Artisan water ... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4148 No Grandpa." "We rode the subway here,remember?" "No,the buck board did not breakdown and the old mule did not run off! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4149 I think it's time we helped Dad find his car keys 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4150 He's been stranded up here since morning. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4151 I've got it down pat!!!!!! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4152 The man is the mirage. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4153 Yippee!" "This is what I called recess for my lunch hour! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4154 Hell of a mirage. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4155 He prepped for 40 years, but the stuff never did hit the fan. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4156 Your dad needs to make already; I'm late for my accordion lesson. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4157 It's our dutyduty: bury the smell, even if it means sacrificing the sand box. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4158 Sandy, snap out of it! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4159 He's looking for a mud pie over easy. He once worked the grill. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4160 Over Dramatic Jim missed happy hour. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4161 I thought I ordered the "Nude Beach" model. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4162 He's a leftover from 90's beach volleyball 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4163 My dad says the Republican and Democratic conventions can't come soon enough. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4164 Grandma told him to go to The Deck and get the sandwiches there. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4165 It's the sand version of an Endless Pool 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4166 This is almost as revolting as that guy who thought he was a cat. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4167 Daddy got a new treadmill. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4168 He mumbled something about tar beach? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4169 See? This is why Trump wants to close the borders. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4170 My dad's a Republican delegate who just got done meeting with both the Trump and the Cruz campaigns and is searching for his sanity. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4171 I bet that performance artist is going to use the sandbox for our entire recess. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4172 So this is what grown ups do for fun. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4173 I'm starting to think that our urban farm may not be worth the Instagram likes. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4174 he just keeps going round and round saying wheres the sea gone 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4175 It's sad, my dad flunked Survival 101. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4176 Don't be embarrassed, all dad's want to demonstrate the heroic struggles they have endured. My dad re-enacts his great battle with the mastodon whenever we visit the Natural History Museum. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4177 Damn! He's getting the worm! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4178 We call him Martyr Man. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4179 Act Two. Pigeon Man gets stuck on a desert island without a toy shovel and bucket. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4180 He's trying to dig his way out, but can't think outside the sandbox! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4181 We should've known better than to go into parks and rec in this modern age. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4182 Occupy Sandbox 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4183 Joan said he had always wanted to do the Hajj 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4184 He spent 3 months shipwrecked and now we can't get him to leave. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4185 Do we take this act of contrition with the grains of salt through which he is crawling 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4186 Quickly now. Let's bury his head in the sand and then forget about it. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4187 Beach bum levels are rising the quickest. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4188 Unfortunately for us, his mirage is an endless pool. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4189 He said he needs to find his authentic self. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4190 Opps dad, I am sorry my took a bit longer than expected to drop me off after her shopping 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4191 Let's play near the two guys on an island. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4192 His password was 1234. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4193 He said his car broke down on the fire escape. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4194 Litter Box 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4195 Mom says he always makes desserts out of sandboxes. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4196 Who Is Delusional? Am I Delusional? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4197 He lost his lunch money there long ago and just can't give it up. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4198 He's a Survivalist Fantasy Camper. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4199 Wow, stamina isn't what it used to be! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4200 Man this desert is so vast I can't find the other side. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4201 He likes to role play, he thinks he's a cat in a sand box. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4202 its one of those "lost in the desert treadmills".. same workout, same dehydration but small and in your own home, 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4203 Are you sure he's the one to mix paint? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4204 They don't take reservations, so I improvised. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4205 It is a masochist's way of sandbox play. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4206 "It will be hard to prove if they can't find the scythe."...Grim Reaper cartoon 4/11/16 issue 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4207 Does Marina Abramovic know about me yet? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4208 This is no mirage. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4209 Cable Hogue's great grandson 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4210 Dan, this is not a sand trap, or.... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4211 This sorta gives "Waiter - there's a fly in my soup" a whole new meaning. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4212 You never should have crossed me, Billy. Now, watch as I bury your father alive... He shall pay the price for your sins! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4213 It's important for our bartender trainees to experience a truly dry martini. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4214 What worm hole did he crawl out of? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4215 He's been hogging the rooftop garden ever since his barista handed him espresso beans and told him they were the seeds of promotion. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4216 It's as good as anywhere to look for Hoffa 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4217 My Dad says it's proof this is authentic sand from the Sahara Desert. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4218 New York beach bum 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4219 Pretty elaborate mirage, isn't it, Mr. Arnold? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4220 This is the iOS version, but I'm still debugging his code so he's sandboxed. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4221 I warned him not to two the sandbox. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4222 Dad thinks he is a Sphinx and I am Oedipus. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4223 Dad's stress breaker happens whenever he acts like an Ostrich. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4224 I've heard of an open world sandbox game but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4225 From what I could discern upon finding him in 1935, his name is Lawrence. Despite everything we've tried, He refuses to leave the sandbox. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4226 Mirage gigs aren't much of a resume builder, but at least I'm working in the biz. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4227 He's vertically integrating. We need new solar panels on our house. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4228 1. Dad, you really should start going to meetings again. 2. You really wanna live with your mother in Arizona? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4229 Despite his best efforts, Harold couldn't find his golf ball anywhere in the sand trap. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4230 I should not have played the pirates game... I lost my all money in the ground. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4231 My suggesting to "Dress to Kill" was a metaphor. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4232 He's practicing for a New Yorker cartoon. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4233 He just got a call-back for a remake of "Lawrence of Arabia." 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4234 Here, Arnie, this might help you find your lost youth. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4235 Oh-Oh, Daddy thinks he's a cat again. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4236 Outa the box dad, we want to construct a castle to be stomped on by a big kid. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4237 It's a dry run for his trip to the Sahara! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4238 He doesn't like chocolate milk. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4239 And my Dad says our generation is weak. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4240 OASIS. the local watering hole is downstairs, Sir! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4241 Oh geez, Alfredo's lost his marbles again. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4242 I'm not sure either. Something about some dude named Dan and a big green tree and ... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4243 It's getting to the point where he's finally convinced me there's something rotting in Denmark. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4244 He's a real stick in the mud 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4245 A poor, lonely man from the slums comes to town, starving. Without food or water for days, he hallucinates and thinks the sandbox is the beach and he crawls into it, seeking for water. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4246 New Yorker cartoon slash performance art ? Nah, the judges will hate it! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4247 Crawling is not enough! Our true God is going to have to WALK! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4248 It's been a week now but you't think he'd of found his way out of there by now without a cellphone app to give him directions. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4249 Sorry Sis, I asked Dad to play with us. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4250 The sand is not very deep but is he an ostrich! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4251 He says he's putting out fire with gasoline. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4252 This is a great place to be if a flood comes. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4253 Greg's new feline lifestyle is really getting gross 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4254 Heard.. He sleeps over his work 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4255 I hate winter, I need to feel the sand under my feet. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4256 It's possible that crawling therapy can help ADHD, but I'm not so sure about alcoholism. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4257 Dad's having another Lost in the Desert Cartoon Syndrome episode. Just wait it out. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4258 It looks like the Sandman is falling down on the job. I feel bad for all of those insomniacs. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4259 My dad is showing us how to search for water! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4260 CrossFit's take on hot yoga, looks like. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4261 Should we tell him that's the pet store's litter box? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4262 Deanne says that public school sculpture isn't half as creepy. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4263 Crikey, what a commute! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4264 Look what the Cat let out. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4265 This, my friends demonstrates the down-side of negative thinking. He believes the desert has no end and that it is hopeless to proceed. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4266 You have nothing to lose. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4267 He misses the desert. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4268 Looks like we can't play in the sandpit today, sorry; my dad's still using it to search for the oasis of socially-equitable free-market capitalism. (He might be there awhile.) 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4269 They said it's called "the teenage years" 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4270 He suffers from parchitis. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4271 It's not a sandbox. It's a roof top desert. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4272 They made him leave his camel in the lobby. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4273 It's a pity that some kids just never grow up. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4274 What are we supposed to learn? I don't know. Maybe one person's playful sandbox is another's deadly desert. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4275 This is Manhattan, kids. I pay $4,000 a month extra to play in this sandbox. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4276 So Dad's way of saying, "No virtual reality goggles for you next Christmas." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4277 He dates 20 somethings. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4278 My genie swears he will never find the extra 's'. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4279 Can I get a chilled perrier? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4280 I draw my cartoons from live models. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4281 Dad, aren't you done with your therapy yet? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4282 The new math teacher recently relocated from Death Valley. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4283 Should we point out the Korean Bodega on East 86th? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4284 I think I lost my glasses", said old man. "What is this crazy man doing?" "Probably searching for hope. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4285 That's an ecumenical matter. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4286 Pathetic! It's his way of getting out of shaving on Sunday morning. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4287 After reading the complete works of H. P. Lovecraft, his mouth fell off...AND he now thinks he's a cat. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4288 The delegate selection process is rigged. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4289 Maybe this desert would end if I changed my deserts. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4290 To sway this jury, you'll need to show a bit of levity. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4291 Apart from flashbacks Judy, I'm in the zone. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4292 Oh my gosh. Who threw away this big gum? I'm sticking on it. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4293 His devotion to theme is admirable, but 'Larry of Astoria' doesn't really have the same ring to it. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4294 It's a Fluxus performance art work my mother bought for me. I wanted a BMX bike, but she's been trying to push post-modern worldviews on me. Whatevs. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4295 Jordan Speith recovered but Dad sure hasn't 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4296 He's a till a minute. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4297 When you talk about "The Sandbox Crawler", will you talk about yourself? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4298 Look at the typical New York labour worker 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4299 His therapist has him doing this exercise every morning at this time; he'll be done in a few minutes. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4300 I just adult-proofed the sandbox, but the big kid still gets in. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4301 Did I say I was a vegan? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4302 He is in training for the next "Sandman" competition. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4303 I've never had a case where the defendant's name and the sentence are the same. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4304 Loretta, after that training we just had I've been working on my diversity, but why can't he just play in his own stinkin' sandbox? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4305 My dad says that until health insurance deductibles go down we have to let the grownups go first. Sandbox stress relief is free. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4306 How’s he gonna explain this one to your mom? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4307 I know rent in New York is high. But not that high. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4308 Rosemud 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4309 See why weed is no a good idea! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4310 Looks like hes willing to do whatever it takes to look good, Right babe? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4311 Little Bill's sandbox in Hope 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4312 yeah...that's my dad 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4313 His boss told him to play in the sandbox. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4314 His Facebook page says he flunked sandbox in kindergarten. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4315 He's not one much for playing nice in the sandbox 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4316 Gentrification is really doing a number on those spirit journeys, huh? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4317 Hey dude, You're already out. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4318 I have trouble with finding my keys, I accidently left them in the sanbox 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4319 We're preparing a campaign for the next bail out. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4320 He's prepping for the Army desert Survival Course training. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4321 My Mom says he has PTSD. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4322 It’s a classic example - the right to survive versus our God-given right to play. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4323 Retired sandhog I'll bet 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4324 I guess anything can be a litter box. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4325 He's always been known as a dramatic actor. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4326 'Hot story' going nowhere fast! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4327 They told us he grew up on a desert island but maybe we should have adopted a younger child. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4328 He is so cool at Zumba sand dancing. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4329 When he is finished we'll have to play around his tracks. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4330 Mr. Carlson has really taken this too far. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4331 The guy want go to the beach so bad, because he can saw it. So he still the sand of the kids 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4332 It's the new stand up desk. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4333 This happens every time sees some article about poverty or homelessness. My psychiatrist says its is guilt manifestation brought on by acute affluenza. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4334 Today, South Carolina, tomorrow...... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4335 That's Morris Garfield he thinks he's a cat... How did you wind up getting stuck with litter box duty ? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4336 He's in training for the Sandman. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4337 I guess he couldn't sand his 9 to 5 anymore 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4338 Our tar-beach yoga concept tester appears to be approaching a meltdown. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4339 It's my dad's idea of "disruptive play" - he thinks pretending to survive will be the next mindless digging. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4340 I told you getting a sandbox with such a high feral population around was a bad idea. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4341 On Friday nights they use it as a rooftop nightclub. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4342 He's in training for the New Yorker cartoons. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4343 Looks like Dad took it on the chin one too many times 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4344 He claims he's been digging for thirty years. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4345 Corporate burnout. Way too many hours playing well in the sandbox. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4346 I thought the Board President was opposed to the sandbox? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4347 calls himself Indy and that he's looking for some ark. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4348 Maybe he thinks it is human litter. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4349 Mom said the quicksand will cure his delusions of being a Hollywood superstar right away. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4350 Mr. Unabomber, your legal fees are paid by ISIS. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4351 I hate my life. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4352 Thus my Zenophobia. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4353 I think he said my caption might save him. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4354 With global warming, we'll be seeing more of these rooftop gardens converted to rooftop Saharas. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4355 He says it's method acting prep on a budget 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4356 He's had narcissism issues since childhood. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4357 Wow... Your dad is really trying to get the most out of this every other weekend and one month of summer thing. Instead of the sandbox, I think you should ask for a pony next time. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4358 He's a politician...he fell asleep and the cats buried him. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4359 There but for the grace of God. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4360 I'm going to put this in a bag and make it my lover. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4361 For your safe... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4362 This is not the beach... At least I'm wearing pants this time. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4363 Worst case? You get life. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4364 He's training for the Marathon des Sables 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4365 Researching how long it takes for someone to know they are being scammed. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4366 What worries me is that you never know what the consistency will be. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4367 Cat's got his tongue 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4368 This is part of his process. His best ideas come to him in the form of a desert mirage. Right now, he's a little blocked. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4369 Want to bury him when he give out? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4370 I've heard about this new exercise craze. It's called the sandbox! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4371 'You're the super: Fix the leak or get lost!' my mom said. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4372 Daddy never outgrew "sand box". 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4373 He has an uncanny ability to think the worst of any situation. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4374 W... Wa... Water... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4375 He collects sea shells. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4376 This spade is too small. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4377 Was Gulliver shipwrecked? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4378 They call it the "dry" endless pool. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4379 "Actually, I am the boss of you". 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4380 Is he a feces of the past 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4381 "What he needs is a panel of experts". 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4382 A bit derivative of Damien Hirst if you ask me. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4383 Only a miracle can save him without water soon 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4384 Why do people litter? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4385 This is no longer a phase but a full blown obsession! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4386 I think he misses his dog badly and hopes finding traces. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4387 Well, he needs to go before the children get home. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4388 Do we live alone. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4389 But your husband won't be needed if Kong accepts your offering. Let's take another look at that kale. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4390 When was that yoga place supposed to be finished? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4391 This is the third time this has happened this week. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4392 No bucket. No spade. What else can he play? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4393 Sure , but mom says don't talk to strangers. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4394 He must be looking for his pail and shovel 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4395 I told you not to wear the hoodie! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4396 I think he's trying to get a second start in life. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4397 Didn't know they were taking the "don't leave your animal in the car" so seriously... Its sad that they put them on display like this 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4398 What's your daddy doing here? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4399 He nose best. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4400 Perhaps you should fill you pail with water. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4401 He's demonstrating a new "tax filing" fitness program. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4402 He lost his job, I think he's looking for it 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4403 There's not a lot of places in the city where you can re-enact Lawrence of Arabia. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4404 Oasis? No way, Sis. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4405 So "let's get out of the gutter and into the sandbox" is something you're personally going to exemplify? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4406 Maybe he is the Bernie Sanders my dad talks about ,and it's his pit now. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
4407 They call him a "sand witch," but he's really a warlock. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4408 I would say this man has belief issues. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4409 It's the latest live performance installation called "man searching for sand pail"! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4410 It's a reenactment of Paul in the Desert." 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4411 "I heard that they got this sand from some desert". 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4412 hay mom and dad gave him a boot instead of shovel and a pal. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4413 Dad, you said in two years it would be our turn. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4414 Dad is convinced this is where he lost his new iPhone a week ago. Dad's convinced he lost his new iPhone here a week ago. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4415 Let's get a walker walker next week. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4416 "I so wanted to be the enfant terrible . 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4417 The illusion of family togetherness. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4418 Do the face snapchat face swap with him. It'll be lit af. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4419 This is my home boys! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4420 No, I'm fine when he pretends to be lost in the desert. I just hate it when he pretends to be a cat.... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4421 I reminded him, beforehand, that no one can starve in a desert, because of the sand which is there. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4422 Looks to me like it's too late for repatterning. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4423 I swear I saw him come up here with his wife too. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4424 I hate it when The Catman shows up... 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4425 Apparentley, Mr. Feebler lost a bet with my dad. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4426 Either its regressive therapy or Pop has gone lo oney tunes! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4427 I think it's called a hands-on sand painting. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4428 For the last time, 'I don't know how to do anything else,' is NOT a defense. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4429 They're filming his audition for a reality TV show. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4430 Would you think he's notice if we took some sand? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4431 I know that crawling out of the desert was a defining moment in his life, but it's our turn! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4432 He's searching for his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4433 sometimes its hard to help someone who's miserable that you just have to watch them from afar 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4434 Promoted to executive sandbox, when the CFO learns to play nicely, we'll give him the pail and shovel. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4435 marooned in a sandbox without a bucket and shovel 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4436 Philosophically: sandbox, small talk, paradox … what's the difference? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4437 Taxes claims that you haven't been keeping up your side of the partnership. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4438 And I thought your castle was realistic. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4439 That's Mr. Applebaum from 2044, he's bemused. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4440 They say he's still searching for that hope and change he was promised. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4441 Humana Stupidity 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4442 Saunders is a stickler for granularity. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4443 Sad really. He never learned to walk, even after getting his big boy pants. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4444 He's in training for the first pub crawl of the summer. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4445 I think he's a beach bum. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4446 Billy's really let himself go. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4447 Dad said he got a special deal on sand from Death Valley. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4448 Sandbox games are all the rage nowadays. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4449 He'd be out of there in a minute if they'd get the mirage installed in the other corner. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4450 Mr. Neighbor looks thirsty, I wonder how long he's been playing in the make believe dessert? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4451 I heard that the E.D. of the B.O.D. of our H.O.A. has P.T.S.D. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4452 When I was your age... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4453 He said something about 'Panama Papers;' do you know what that is? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4454 He thought the cookies and milk were a mirage. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4455 I call 'first dibs' on those snappy shoes. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4456 Those are not the kind of vultures the boss was talking about attracting. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4457 I'd say licking himself is the worst part of his morning ritual. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4458 Well Barbra he's got held back long enough. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4459 You filed a claim on your wedding ring? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4460 Marbles! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4461 Everything we'll ever need to know about life, we're learning from Crazy Mike. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4462 Hey! look. Field Engineer's demonstrating. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4463 He's preparing to be let go. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4464 Mr. B insists on 'method acting' during play-time. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4465 First the cats used it as a litter box and now this Let's vote him off. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4466 and now for the update on Manhattan man further getting in touch with his inner desert 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4467 He's practicing for his role in the new movie, "Sahara". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4468 Twenty miles and still no Gatorade... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4469 We can use it as soon as he gets to the mirage and realizes there's no water. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4470 It brings back memories if WW 2. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4471 I'm definitely doing this community a service after cleaning up this old man's mess. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4472 I think we need more cement to bury him. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4473 It is understood that food and water are delivered automatically. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4474 Are we going to stop hovering, yet? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4475 Crawling for President. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4476 He recently finished reading ‘Find Yourself in the Desert’, but he will do anything to avoid those annoying baggage fees. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4477 What is this? Last week it was cats in our sandbox 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4478 Virtual desert... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4479 But the co-op board rejected his application for an oasis mirage, though. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4480 The smiley faces were losing their potency." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4481 And this marks the end of the 1976 Baby Crawl Contest. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4482 I wonder if big data did that to him? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4483 "Where is your head, now?" John Curliano, Alameda, CA 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4484 If he starts wilting, try showing him more mirages. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4485 Some of our math teachers sure are weird. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4486 He must have drank the Trump kool-aid. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4487 You better mix some bedbug repellent with that paint. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4488 I think his ring is called dignity. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4489 He must have run out of modeling clay. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
4490 I don't think he understood when McKinsey told him he was on the beach this week 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4491 In this sandbox, you tough it out. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4492 Somebody should tell him that Mike Love got the piano in his last lawsuit. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4493 Let's opt out of dealing with this. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4494 I'll search for my inner child. You guys think outside the box. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4495 Playing in the sandbox as an adult is no fun! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4496 ...and after my little sister had an accident in there, she cried and cried. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4497 I seem to have lost my head since the meltdown. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4498 THIS GUY IS REALLY STUPID ! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4499 Dad's researching his new book, 'Clueless in the Kalahari.' 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4500 Must have been one of those low cost airlines 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4501 I'll just add a bucket of salt water and a herring and you can enjoy a beach vacation. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4502 ''Ready, willing, and able, honey, if he's not building a sand castle." 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4503 ...says he's looking for the fountain of youth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4504 Apparently he's preparing for the next season of Survivor 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4505 Your in luck, an oasis is just over the horizon. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4506 He raised me to believe that nature is neither cruel nor kind, but utterly indifferent to all suffering. Guess he's right. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4507 The VR water isn't very wet either. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4508 Hank's got the advertising account for our new bottled water client. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 This saddest part is he's going in the wrong direction. 1.9286 0.14483 28 9 12 7
1 Mrs. Freeley buried his Scotch again. 1.8621 0.14659 29 11 11 7
2 Let's live with Mom. 1.8571 0.16836 28 13 6 9
3 He needs to start drinking outside the box. 1.8519 0.16627 27 12 7 8
4 Dad takes his telling of the Passover story very seriously. 1.8214 0.15476 28 12 9 7
5 Apparently he can't even think in the box. 1.8077 0.15708 26 11 9 6
6 I thought he was taking us out for a little dessert. 1.7857 0.12968 28 10 14 4
7 Let it go, Dad—it’s just a quarter. 1.7778 0.16307 27 13 7 7
8 I switched his pot with catnip. 1.7586 0.13731 29 12 12 5
9 Does not play well with others. 1.7586 0.13731 29 12 12 5
10 Of all the sandboxes, on all the roofs, in all the world, he crawls into mine. 1.7586 0.10708 29 9 18 2
11 I told you they were too big to have come from a cat. 1.7500 0.16766 28 15 5 8
12 I like his chances of being rescued. 1.7407 0.14708 27 12 10 5
13 My dad has bigger hangovers than your dad. 1.7241 0.13946 29 13 11 5
14 Your cat looks sick. 1.7143 0.15307 28 14 8 6
15 Isn't this the same guy who got shipwrecked in our wading pool? 1.7037 0.17553 27 16 3 8
16 Well - looks like at least one child was left behind. 1.6923 0.15461 26 13 8 5
17 It's the last of the Republican front runners. 1.6897 0.14974 29 15 8 6
18 I think he’s looking for his marbles. 1.6897 0.15775 29 16 6 7
19 He thinks he's Lawrence of Suburbia. 1.6897 0.16537 29 17 4 8
20 I don'know. He came with the sand. 1.6786 0.12655 28 12 13 3
21 I just hope I outgrow this quicker than he has. 1.6786 0.15476 28 15 7 6
22 He said he was looking for his childhood... 1.6786 0.13660 28 13 11 4
23 He's searching for a grain of truth. 1.6786 0.13660 28 13 11 4
24 We're going to need a bigger shovel. 1.6786 0.14596 28 14 9 5
25 Go get a couple of bottles of water, I sense profit. 1.6786 0.14596 28 14 9 5
26 But what if it's not a metaphor? 1.6667 0.15542 24 12 8 4
27 There must be a grain of truth in here. 1.6667 0.15097 27 14 8 5
28 Boy, he sure looks different from his playdate.com profile. 1.6667 0.15097 27 14 8 5
29 Should we tell him we already found his car keys? 1.6552 0.14277 29 15 9 5
30 It doesn't look like we'll have to wait much longer. 1.6552 0.15909 29 17 5 7
31 He said he lost his keys in there but I think he's lost his marbles 1.6538 0.14615 26 13 9 4
32 Mr. Johnson works hard, and he plays hard. 1.6429 0.14741 28 15 8 5
33 Don't even bother. He insists it's all a mirage 1.6429 0.14741 28 15 8 5
34 I guess it wasn't cats peeing in the sandbox after all. 1.6429 0.13815 28 14 10 4
35 Are we in his mirage, or is he in our sandbox? 1.6429 0.13815 28 14 10 4
36 He's cut his time almost in half since last week. 1.6296 0.15236 27 15 7 5
37 What we need is a buzzard. 1.6296 0.15236 27 15 7 5
38 Deserts in New York are small but efficient. 1.6296 0.14271 27 14 9 4
39 Now he's using the box we just have to work on the pants thing. 1.6296 0.17004 27 17 3 7
40 Should we mention that drinking fountain over there? 1.6296 0.13235 27 13 11 3
41 Well, at least he buried it. 1.6296 0.15236 27 15 7 5
42 This situation calls for thinking outside the box. 1.6296 0.15236 27 15 7 5
43 He won't leave. It's rent stabilized. 1.6296 0.15236 27 15 7 5
44 I'm putting my money on the guy shipwrecked in the wading pool. 1.6207 0.14396 29 16 8 5
45 He's got to start thinking outside the sandbox. 1.6207 0.13513 29 15 10 4
46 I was sure we had this sandbox reserved. 1.6207 0.12569 29 14 12 3
47 Ok, he's almost ready, let's set up the lemonade stand. 1.6154 0.14756 26 14 8 4
48 He's looking for his offshore account. 1.6154 0.15765 26 15 6 5
49 It's post traumatic sandbox disorder. I had it in kindergarten. 1.6154 0.14756 26 14 8 4
50 It's small, but rent-controlled 1.6087 0.16321 23 13 6 4
51 We're gonna need a bigger shovel. 1.6071 0.13934 28 15 9 4
52 He found this rental through Airbnb 1.6071 0.13934 28 15 9 4
53 His parents never picked him up. 1.6071 0.14853 28 16 7 5
54 Yes, but how I got the sand to stick to the conveyor belt is what will impress the science fair judges. 1.6071 0.15718 28 17 5 6
55 My dad's humor is quite dry. 1.6071 0.12950 28 14 11 3
56 I hired him to keep the cats out. 1.6071 0.13934 28 15 9 4
57 The short answer is 'peyote.' 1.6071 0.13934 28 15 9 4
58 Mom took the beach house in the divorce 1.6071 0.12950 28 14 11 3
59 If we give him water we’re enablers. 1.6071 0.13934 28 15 9 4
60 Lawrence of Suburbia. 1.6071 0.14853 28 16 7 5
61 I can't stand method actors... 1.6071 0.16539 28 18 3 7
62 We really need a gated sandbox. 1.6071 0.13934 28 15 9 4
63 Is this what a midlife crisis looks like? 1.6000 0.14142 25 13 9 3
64 He said the treadmill lacked authenticity. 1.6000 0.18257 25 17 1 7
65 Looks like you were right - this could be a good place for a lemonade stand. 1.6000 0.12910 25 12 11 2
66 It took forever to train him. 1.5926 0.14381 27 15 8 4
67 So the sandman is actually real. Go figure. 1.5926 0.14381 27 15 8 4
68 Mom's right, we need a cover for this thing. 1.5926 0.12241 27 13 12 2
69 I call him "Lawrence of Astoria." 1.5926 0.15340 27 16 6 5
70 He's just not thinking outside the box. 1.5926 0.15340 27 16 6 5
71 I don't want a pet cat anymore. 1.5926 0.15340 27 16 6 5
72 Okay maybe we should tell him where his keys are. 1.5862 0.15311 29 18 5 6
73 We're going to need a bigger scooper 1.5862 0.13607 29 16 9 4
74 Poor guy just can't think outside of the box... 1.5862 0.16095 29 19 3 7
75 Yeah, but by New York standards, it's immense. 1.5769 0.12616 26 13 11 2
76 Mom said he wouldn't put the seat down. 1.5769 0.15858 26 16 5 5
77 Man, that kid's turn is taking forever! 1.5769 0.14856 26 15 7 4
78 He'll never make it. 1.5769 0.15858 26 16 5 5
79 He'll NEVER ask for directions. 1.5769 0.14856 26 15 7 4
80 I knew he couldn't handle second graders. 1.5714 0.13041 28 15 10 3
81 Of all the sandboxes in all the towns in all the world, he crawls into ours. 1.5714 0.14932 28 17 6 5
82 And he refuses to ask for directions. 1.5714 0.13041 28 15 10 3
83 When is adult sand over? 1.5714 0.14019 28 16 8 4
84 It's not huge, but he only pays $3,000 a month for it. 1.5714 0.11984 28 14 12 2
85 He's training for climate change. 1.5714 0.13041 28 15 10 3
86 It's annoying until the vultures land. Then it's awesome for 5 minutes. 1.5714 0.15793 28 18 4 6
87 Hey Mr. Wilson. Do you mind if we play through? 1.5714 0.13041 28 15 10 3
88 His "Survivor" audition is tomorrow. 1.5714 0.13041 28 15 10 3
89 My dad is an unemployed archeologist 1.5714 0.13041 28 15 10 3
90 Maybe it wasn't cat poop we found yesterday. 1.5600 0.14236 25 14 8 3
91 Same guy who nearly drowned in my wading pool. 1.5600 0.17397 25 17 2 6
92 He never should have tried to cross without a juice box. 1.5600 0.14236 25 14 8 3
93 Should we tell him the inflatable pool is a mirage? 1.5600 0.15362 25 15 6 4
94 He's in training for a mid-level management position. 1.5600 0.13013 25 13 10 2
95 I thought he was YOUR imaginary friend. 1.5556 0.13433 27 15 9 3
96 I hope he's not a cat person! 1.5556 0.12327 27 14 11 2
97 Should we tell him we found his car keys 2 hours ago? 1.5556 0.12327 27 14 11 2
98 I wonder how he'll dig himself out of this one. 1.5556 0.13433 27 15 9 3
99 I'm thinking what we scooped out yesterday may not have been from a giant cat. 1.5556 0.13433 27 15 9 3
100 Last week he couldn't figure out how to get off the merry-go-round. 1.5556 0.14454 27 16 7 4
101 "I don't care WHAT his Rabbi taught him - I don't think he can keep this up for 40 years". 1.5556 0.13433 27 15 9 3
102 Recess used to be fun until we had to share the sandbox with the Drama teacher... 1.5556 0.14454 27 16 7 4
103 He's one camel short of an oasis. 1.5556 0.13433 27 15 9 3
104 My lunch money says he doesn't make it. 1.5556 0.13433 27 15 9 3
105 You hit him with the bucket and I'll bury him. 1.5556 0.14454 27 16 7 4
106 We must be too young to get the reference. 1.5556 0.13433 27 15 9 3
107 I'm starting to think you're right. Let's get on the swings. 1.5517 0.12737 29 16 10 3
108 This is why I'm never switching to contact lenses. 1.5517 0.13669 29 17 8 4
109 Are you near deadline yet, Mr. Mankoff? 1.5517 0.13669 29 17 8 4
110 I hope he makes it. 1.5517 0.11730 29 15 12 2
111 Your delusion is encroaching on our recess. 1.5517 0.11730 29 15 12 2
112 He said something about a wrong turn in Albuquerque. 1.5517 0.11730 29 15 12 2
113 Survivor has really cut its budget this year. 1.5517 0.13669 29 17 8 4
114 I know where Mom hid his cigarettes, but I'm not tellin'. 1.5517 0.14542 29 18 6 5
115 Where are his parents? 1.5517 0.14542 29 18 6 5
116 Hey mister - can we bury you? 1.5517 0.14542 29 18 6 5
117 Apparently, we didn't bury him deep enough. 1.5517 0.14542 29 18 6 5
118 I just don't think he is capable of thinking outside the box. 1.5517 0.13669 29 17 8 4
119 Not so much fun, is it, dad? 1.5417 0.15902 24 15 5 4
120 We should probably find the hypnotist's number. 1.5417 0.15902 24 15 5 4
121 This is why I don't like cat people. 1.5385 0.14916 26 16 6 4
122 He's obviously not thinking outside the box. 1.5385 0.13846 26 15 8 3
123 Worst Airbnb ever. 1.5385 0.15914 26 17 4 5
124 He's a cat person. 1.5385 0.13846 26 15 8 3
125 I don't know...mom says he's trying to find himself. 1.5385 0.11410 26 13 12 1
126 Looks like we won't have to wait long for our turn in the sandbox. 1.5385 0.13846 26 15 8 3
127 Shall we tell him about the drinking fountain? 1.5357 0.13095 28 16 9 3
128 Mom says you can come back inside now. 1.5357 0.13095 28 16 9 3
129 His GPS is down. 1.5357 0.13095 28 16 9 3
130 Wanna bury him? 1.5357 0.14980 28 18 5 5
131 We might have to wait a while. It's rent controlled. 1.5357 0.13095 28 16 9 3
132 If he's the Sandman, I'm never sleeping again. 1.5357 0.14069 28 17 7 4
133 The cat's not going to be happy. 1.5357 0.13095 28 16 9 3
134 He's our new drama teacher 1.5357 0.14069 28 17 7 4
135 It was half the price of an Endless Pool. 1.5357 0.13095 28 16 9 3
136 Sorry, but we reserved the sandbox from noon to one. 1.5357 0.12043 28 15 11 2
137 I'm not comfortable playing through. 1.5357 0.12043 28 15 11 2
138 He looks crazy, but he's willing to buy the mineral rights 1.5357 0.10889 28 14 13 1
139 That's why I don't wear contacts. 1.5357 0.13095 28 16 9 3
140 He has illusions of granular. 1.5357 0.14069 28 17 7 4
141 My Dad has all of his CD's 1.5357 0.14069 28 17 7 4
142 And now we'll interview one of the first graduates of Trump University 1.5357 0.13095 28 16 9 3
143 I hate performance art. 1.5357 0.12043 28 15 11 2
144 He really needs to think outside the box. 1.5185 0.14491 27 17 6 4
145 I just changed my mind about wanting to grow up. 1.5185 0.12369 27 15 10 2
146 It may be your installation art, but it's our sandbox. 1.5185 0.14491 27 17 6 4
147 I really hate method actors. 1.5185 0.12369 27 15 10 2
148 Somebody listed it on Airbnb under eco-tourism. 1.5185 0.13472 27 16 8 3
149 Teacher says my art project 'lacks empathy.' 1.5185 0.13472 27 16 8 3
150 My dad's second childhood is really ruining my first. 1.5185 0.12369 27 15 10 2
151 No, you get in first. 1.5185 0.15443 27 18 4 5
152 I wish he'd think outside the box. 1.5185 0.14491 27 17 6 4
153 We can't, HR told me that's ageism 1.5185 0.13472 27 16 8 3
154 Why don't we just bury him up to the neck. 1.5185 0.13472 27 16 8 3
155 Did your dad lose his contact? Yeah, with reality. 1.5185 0.14491 27 17 6 4
156 We should have gotten a puppy. 1.5185 0.14491 27 17 6 4
157 Should we just tell him where he left his wallet? 1.5185 0.14491 27 17 6 4
158 He couldn't afford the full desert survival course. 1.5172 0.12770 29 17 9 3
159 On the bright side, burying him will be rather easy. 1.5172 0.14572 29 19 5 5
160 I wish he'd go back to the StairMaster. 1.5172 0.12770 29 17 9 3
161 Performance art is so over. 1.5172 0.11766 29 16 11 2
162 We should open a lemonade stand. 1.5172 0.12770 29 17 9 3
163 You took him in, you do the scoop. 1.5172 0.12770 29 17 9 3
164 Remember the good old days when all we worried about were cats? 1.5172 0.14572 29 19 5 5
165 Maybe we should tell him about the "find your IPhone" feature 1.5172 0.11766 29 16 11 2
166 I think the teacher is ready for spring break. 1.5172 0.12770 29 17 9 3
167 My dad gets dramatic when we run out of bottled water. 1.5172 0.14572 29 19 5 5
168 No, I'm fine when he pretends to be lost in the desert. I just hate it when he pretends to be a cat.... 1.5000 0.13113 28 17 8 3
169 That's why Mom only allows me an hour in there. 1.5000 0.12062 28 16 10 2
170 I liked it better when the cats used it. 1.5000 0.14086 28 18 6 4
171 He's training for 'Survivor'. 1.5000 0.13113 28 17 8 3
172 They say one day he came out here at recess and just never left. 1.5000 0.13868 26 16 7 3
173 We should have called ahead for a reservation. 1.5000 0.13113 28 17 8 3
174 Looks like we'll be having a substitute in Mr. Walker's class again. 1.5000 0.11497 30 17 11 2
175 He's trying to adapt to global warming. 1.5000 0.11435 26 14 11 1
176 So, that's why the pigeons are circling. 1.5000 0.12062 28 16 10 2
177 You oughta see what he does in the jacuzzi. 1.5000 0.12710 26 15 9 2
178 Let’s wait; he’s almost there. 1.5000 0.14086 28 18 6 4
179 He quit drinking. 1.5000 0.12062 28 16 10 2
180 I hate it when performance artists find our sandbox. 1.5000 0.10911 28 15 12 1
181 See? I told you those weren't from a cat. 1.5000 0.11435 26 14 11 1
182 You see him too? I thought he was a mirage! 1.5000 0.14086 28 18 6 4
183 It all started with those adult coloring books. 1.5000 0.14086 28 18 6 4
184 Somebody needs a juice-box. 1.5000 0.13868 26 16 7 3
185 He's practicing for climate change. 1.5000 0.12062 28 16 10 2
186 Wait. Are we the mirage, or is he the mirage? 1.5000 0.13113 28 17 8 3
187 If he takes much longer we'll never get our turn!" 1.5000 0.13113 28 17 8 3
188 The call him Lawrence of TriBeCa. 1.5000 0.13868 26 16 7 3
189 Maybe we're the mirage. 1.5000 0.14086 28 18 6 4
190 That is one overly dramatic global warming protest. 1.5000 0.13113 28 17 8 3
191 He must think he's Lawrence of Suburbia 1.5000 0.14086 28 18 6 4
192 Lawrence of Manhattan. 1.5000 0.13113 28 17 8 3
193 This is what a beach vacation looks like after budget cuts. 1.5000 0.13113 28 17 8 3
194 The brochure did say a rooftop oasis. 1.5000 0.13113 28 17 8 3
195 I'm just saying... yesterday there were two guys and this one was a lot thinner. 1.5000 0.13868 26 16 7 3
196 The hard part was figuring out how to keep the sand moving. 1.5000 0.14996 28 19 4 5
197 He doesn't know how to think out of the box. 1.5000 0.12710 26 15 9 2
198 He's not thinking outside the box. 1.5000 0.14996 28 19 4 5
199 Maybe he'll get the idea if we switch to another brand of litter. 1.5000 0.14086 28 18 6 4
200 He's been in time out since 1983. 1.5000 0.14996 28 19 4 5
201 Great, Dad's trying out for "Survivor" again... 1.5000 0.12062 28 16 10 2
202 I say we wait him out. 1.5000 0.10911 28 15 12 1
203 Well, they didn't specify who would come if we built it. 1.5000 0.12710 26 15 9 2
204 This isn't the kind of adult playground I had in mind. 1.5000 0.12710 26 15 9 2
205 He needs to stink outside the box. 1.4828 0.13700 29 19 6 4
206 Performance art is two to three. This hour is for open sand. 1.4828 0.12770 29 18 8 3
207 The cat caught on a lot faster. 1.4828 0.12770 29 18 8 3
208 The only thing worse than cats using your sandbox are performance artists. 1.4828 0.13700 29 19 6 4
209 It's a dramatic reenactment of the day his student loans were paid off. 1.4828 0.15394 29 21 2 6
210 He looks like he needs a juice box. 1.4828 0.11766 29 17 10 2
211 Finally! Art that I can relate to. 1.4828 0.12770 29 18 8 3
212 It’s been three days - how much can a contact lens cost? 1.4828 0.11766 29 17 10 2
213 I hope he finds him. He was a very nice little boy. 1.4828 0.11766 29 17 10 2
214 He's been drinking outside the box. 1.4828 0.10668 29 16 12 1
215 He says he's preparing for a Trump presidency. 1.4828 0.14572 29 20 4 5
216 He's still convinced that all he really needs to know he learned in kindergarten. 1.4828 0.11766 29 17 10 2
217 Thinking back, he may have ordered a small *dessert*. 1.4828 0.11766 29 17 10 2
218 Mom said if he doesn't go, we can't let him back inside. 1.4828 0.12770 29 18 8 3
219 Dad, I'll buy you a new contact lens. 1.4815 0.13472 27 17 7 3
220 I’ve heard of quicksand, but never of slowsand. 1.4815 0.13472 27 17 7 3
221 There's a water fountain in the building. 1.4815 0.14491 27 18 5 4
222 Maybe we could build the zen garden around him. 1.4815 0.11158 27 15 11 1
223 Rough night for the sandman. 1.4815 0.12369 27 16 9 2
224 He was a lot more fun before he stopped drinking. 1.4815 0.15443 27 19 3 5
225 If we give him water, he'll never learn how to get it for himself. 1.4815 0.12369 27 16 9 2
226 Do you think someone should tell him his kid left an hour ago? 1.4815 0.12369 27 16 9 2
227 Maybe he'll let us bury him. 1.4815 0.12369 27 16 9 2
228 He said something about doing the last thing on his bucket list. 1.4815 0.12369 27 16 9 2
229 He should think outside the box. 1.4815 0.13472 27 17 7 3
230 Please tell me he didn’t just meow. 1.4815 0.13472 27 17 7 3
231 40 days later, a dedicated method actor continues in preparation for his new role as Moses..... 1.4815 0.14491 27 18 5 4
232 Should we go get his mom? 1.4815 0.12369 27 16 9 2
233 Maybe we should come back when he's dead. 1.4815 0.14491 27 18 5 4
234 He's Lawrence of PS 122 1.4815 0.13472 27 17 7 3
235 It's like an Infinity Pool, only more desperate. 1.4815 0.15443 27 19 3 5
236 Bob Green, reporting live from the Las Vegas Zen Garden competiton. 1.4815 0.13472 27 17 7 3
237 He's auditioning for 'Survivor: Lower East Side'. 1.4815 0.13472 27 17 7 3
238 He calls it his sad box. 1.4815 0.14491 27 18 5 4
239 Get out of the sandbox, Gary. We have a meeting in the playpen in 10. 1.4815 0.13472 27 17 7 3
240 My Dad just has to sleep on the couch. 1.4815 0.15443 27 19 3 5
241 Last time, I lured him out with a Martini. 1.4815 0.12369 27 16 9 2
242 Mom dropped her ring in the cat food. 1.4800 0.11719 25 14 10 1
243 He's really got to start thinking out of the box! 1.4800 0.11719 25 14 10 1
244 Okay, cue the vultures. 1.4800 0.13064 25 15 8 2
245 I'm NOT cleaning that up. 1.4800 0.15406 25 17 4 4
246 He's out of the litter box, and that's all I really care about. 1.4643 0.10889 28 16 11 1
247 Wait until he finds out that cat was no mirage. 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
248 He has trouble thinking outside of the box! 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
249 No, you tell him his keys are in your bucket! 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
250 Earl has a gift for sucking the joy out of sandbox time. 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
251 It's rent controlled so he's held onto it. 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
252 Did he say he's looking for his youth or Vermouth? 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
253 My dad's practicing for global-warming. 1.4643 0.10889 28 16 11 1
254 But is it art? 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
255 He should probably start thinking outside the box. 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
256 My dad says this kind of thing happened frequently in the days before GPS. 1.4643 0.10889 28 16 11 1
257 Ten years in a cubicle will do that. 1.4643 0.10889 28 16 11 1
258 They say that every journey starts with the first step. This one ends there as well. 1.4643 0.10889 28 16 11 1
259 Should we tell him about the pool? 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
260 He wasn't sure how to log out of the sandbox. 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
261 I think he's been in time-out long enough. 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
262 I miss the cat. 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
263 Now do you understand why the co-op board banned him from the pool? 1.4643 0.10889 28 16 11 1
264 I told him days ago it's our turn. 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
265 My dad drops acid on Tuesdays. 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
266 Did you tell him we've found the shovel? 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
267 Dad never could think outside the box. 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
268 His favorite films are ‘Cast Away’ and ‘The Sandlot.’ 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
269 'It's time he was thinking out of the box'! 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
270 He couldn't afford the endless lap swimming pool. 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
271 I hope that's not us 50 years from now. 1.4643 0.10889 28 16 11 1
272 He has PTSD,post-traumatic sandbox disorder. 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
273 It's a micro-climate. 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
274 Last Thursday I found him face down in my Play Doh. 1.4615 0.12686 26 16 8 2
275 Dad? I thought I lost my retainer but it is actually right here in my mouth. 1.4615 0.13846 26 17 6 3
276 He should try thinking outside the box. 1.4615 0.12686 26 16 8 2
277 Harold and Judy from 6D here. We'd like our skylight back. 1.4615 0.13846 26 17 6 3
278 He hasn't yet learned to think outside the box! 1.4615 0.13846 26 17 6 3
279 These new treadmills are just amazing. 1.4615 0.13846 26 17 6 3
280 Mister, you're not allowed to play here if you don't live in the building. 1.4615 0.14916 26 18 4 4
281 He calls it "paleo Pilates" 1.4615 0.14916 26 18 4 4
282 I wish he'd start thinking outside the box. 1.4615 0.13846 26 17 6 3
283 Why can't he just see a shrink like Mom? 1.4615 0.13846 26 17 6 3
284 It may be too late for Uncle Ed to have that happy childhood. 1.4615 0.14916 26 18 4 4
285 The movie was better. 1.4615 0.12686 26 16 8 2
286 There’s going to be trouble when the cat finds him in there 1.4615 0.13846 26 17 6 3
287 You should have seen him at the Christmas party 1.4615 0.12686 26 16 8 2
288 It's as good as anywhere to look for Hoffa 1.4615 0.13846 26 17 6 3
289 He has trouble thinking outside the sandbox. 1.4615 0.13846 26 17 6 3
290 Looks like its time for another intervention. 1.4615 0.11410 26 15 10 1
291 He's almost completely housebroken! 1.4615 0.13846 26 17 6 3
292 See, I told you thinking inside the box gets you nowhere. 1.4615 0.15914 26 19 2 5
293 I think it's time we tell him we found his contact lens. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
294 Most days he's just my dad. Today he's my dad __and__ my science project. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
295 Long time, no sea. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
296 Adults ruin everything. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
297 He always does this after he watches "Lawrence of Arabia." 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
298 Play dates were more fun before your dad hit rock bottom. 1.4483 0.14542 29 21 3 5
299 Awkward play dates 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
300 Just buy a new contact lens already! 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
301 During tax season this is the closest to the shore he ever gets. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
302 Ugh, Jack's in the box again. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
303 It's been difficult to attract voluteers for our climate-change simulation. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
304 Should we tell him this is all a mirage? 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
305 Of all the sandboxes, in all of the towns, he crawls into mine. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
306 Living around theatre people is exhausting. 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
307 He's got to learn to think outside the box. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
308 He definitely thinking inside the box. 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
309 I'd like to help him, but we're just mirages. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
310 That must be one expensive contact lens. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
311 He hasn't been the same since Mom had him neutered. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
312 If he dies can I bury him? 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
313 phone . . . phone . . . 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
314 Throw in your bucket, let's see if he kicks it. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
315 he just needs to start drinking outside the box 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
316 Your Dad knows it's just a penny, right? 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
317 I think I like Dad better when he's on the wagon. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
318 Maybe we should tell him to think outside the box. 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
319 I think, technically speaking, we are now supervising your dad. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
320 ...at least it's a dry heat... 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
321 He's been like this since Mom cancelled Netflix. 1.4444 0.11111 27 16 10 1
322 Never one to think outside the box. 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
323 I hope he buries it before he leaves. 1.4444 0.14454 27 19 4 4
324 How long do your dad's acid trips usually last? 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
325 I'm not sure that these new public toilets are going to work out. 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
326 The cat takes less time. 1.4444 0.11111 27 16 10 1
327 I guess one person's sandbox is another person's desert. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
328 Cleaning it isn't so bad. It's the hairballs on the rug I mind. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
329 Mom says I should play outside more. I'm not sure I agree. 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
330 This is still a nicer beach than Atlantic City. 1.4444 0.14454 27 19 4 4
331 My parents voted for the lap pool. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
332 It's getting late buddy -- you'd better turn back. 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
333 He's auditioning for "Cat in a Litterbox on a Hot Tin Roof". 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
334 How long is this guy's recess? 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
335 He thinks he sees an affordable two-bedroom, but it's only a mirage. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
336 It won't sell as well as an Endless Pool. 1.4444 0.14454 27 19 4 4
337 Is this his 'dry sense of humor'? 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
338 I gave him a “B”; he doesn’t play well with others but can take the heat. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
339 Should we tell him that this is all just a mirage? 1.4444 0.11111 27 16 10 1
340 I rented it through "sand b and b," but he isn't checking out. 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
341 Some kids just take longer than others to start walking. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
342 I'd suggest just buying a new contact lens. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
343 So, do we get involved or just find somewhere else to play? 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
344 Don't say anything. He's our ride home. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
345 Now we wait for the cement to harden. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
346 Didn't we have a reservation? 1.4444 0.09745 27 15 12 0
347 These Wall Street suits just can't think outside the box, can they? 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
348 Let's update his GPS. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
349 Should we say something? 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
350 My dad says the shortage of public restrooms is ridiculous. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
351 Be patient--he's nearly there. 1.4444 0.11111 27 16 10 1
352 Give it a minute. it's slow-sand. 1.4400 0.13013 25 16 7 2
353 He really has to start thinking outside the box. 1.4348 0.15175 23 16 4 3
354 It's the stage of withdrawal where he starts looking for old butts in anything that resembles an ashtray. 1.4348 0.13811 23 15 6 2
355 He's searching for his lost youth. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
356 Let's play outside the box today. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
357 'Looks like there's a scheduling conflict." 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
358 I'd rather have a cat. 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
359 It's not so much that my Dad still thinks he's a cat, it's the cleanup that's killing me 1.4286 0.14019 28 20 4 4
360 Is he seeing a mirage or are we? 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
361 They say he's lost his marbles. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
362 Should we tell him the phone's in his back pocket? 1.4286 0.14019 28 20 4 4
363 Your Desert Fantasy Camp seems to be catching on. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
364 My dad is teaching me the downside of owning a cat. 1.4286 0.14019 28 20 4 4
365 It's been like this ever since the method acting school moved next door. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
366 I told you we should have gotten the kind that clumps and deodorizes..... 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
367 I want the cat back. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
368 He's getting in shape for Global Warming's arrival. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
369 Let's come back later - it looks like he's in the middle of something. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
370 A rooftop pool-party sure looks different in the era of global warming. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
371 Poor kid, he lost a dime in there when he was three years old and he's been looking for it ever since. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
372 MANHATTAN BEACH BUM 1.4286 0.14019 28 20 4 4
373 Do you want to tell him it's kitty litter or should I? 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
374 O.K., Dad, our turn. Wrap up your mirage. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
375 I don't say anything anymore. It seems to give him purpose. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
376 I'm not sure that this is what was meant by "make the refugees feel at home" 1.4286 0.14932 28 21 2 5
377 Darn, he hasn't really made much progress since yesterday. 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
378 He gave me the first month's rent and a security deposit. 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
379 He is auditioning for the Lawrence of Tribeca movie. 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
380 I tried telling him to think outside the box. 1.4286 0.14019 28 20 4 4
381 Maybe he's an out-of-work archeologist. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
382 We should give him a flare gun. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
383 Watching this is still more entertaining than "Ishtar." 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
384 So this is what happens when you think inside the box for too long? 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
385 It looks like he never learned to think outside the box. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
386 Performance art, my ass. He's looking for the Xanax he dropped up here during our playdate yesterday. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
387 Should we give him back his glasses? 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
388 " Your Dad needs to drink outside of the box"! 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
389 He's also been talking about going gluten free 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
390 He's the method actor in 12a. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
391 Should we tell him recess is almost over? 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
392 I've never been in a hallucination before. 1.4231 0.14856 26 19 3 4
393 I really hope we don't have to use this shovel and pail. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
394 the second childhood is never as good the first 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
395 ... just can't get dad to think outside the box. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
396 Your dad's pretty complex. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
397 He's supposedly one of the top sand artists in the country although I have my doubts. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
398 If we give him water he'll never leave. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
399 He says he won't leave 'till he's found his inner child. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
400 I don't know if he's hallucinating or if we are. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
401 Should we bring him a doctor or a camel? 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
402 It's true! Without his phone he really is lost! 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
403 I'm not so sure about these new public restrooms... 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
404 Maybe we should open a lemonade stand. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
405 He never should have relied on his GPS 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
406 Viewers should know that this sand was flown in directly from the Sahara Desert and that Tom is a trained professional. Do not try this at home. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
407 I'm beginning to think we might be a mirage. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
408 I wonder if he knows it's an urban community cat box 1.4231 0.15858 26 20 1 5
409 He's auditioning for Cats next week. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
410 He's gotta think outside the box. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
411 He's harmless, but keep an eye on your juice box. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
412 We're on a time share contract. He has it until 2:30. 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
413 We'll put the lemonade stand here. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
414 Yeah, I reserved the box but I think this guy knows somebody. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
415 I guess we could make him an oasis. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
416 He went gluten-free three hours ago. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
417 Method actors have all the fun. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
418 He's been searching for his childhood for the last two hours. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
419 Don't you think dad's gone a little too far to prove his point about global warming? 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
420 I love my Pop. He always checks for cat poop first. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
421 Uh, sir. Sir! Sandbox rules require a shower before and after entrance. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
422 Do you think he'll be ready for the Sahara by Monday? 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
423 I hate art. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
424 Common Core eventually gets to all the teachers. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
425 Someone tell him it's wet cement, not sand. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
426 At least this time he kept his clothes on. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
427 I stand corrected, he really did mean desert sampler. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
428 He'll make it. 1.4138 0.09308 29 17 12 0
429 I wonder if his mom knows where he is? 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
430 He is here until he learns to play well with others! 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
431 He's unable to think outside the box. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
432 At least it's only every other weekend. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
433 Oh look a Californian 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
434 We finally got the cats to stop using it, and now this! 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
435 If he starts meowing and scratching, I'm outta here. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
436 OK, you tell the poor devil it's the cat box." 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
437 And if he survives, the co-op board runs a credit check. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
438 Mom did say to watch out for any creepy crawlers. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
439 Ignore him. It's a mirage. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
440 Sue, look what the cat dragged in. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
441 Are you seeing that too? 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
442 Reality television has hit a new low. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
443 My mom says this is what’s called “imaginative play.” My dad is acting out his search for meaning. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
444 Take Your Dad to Play Day is just wrong. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
445 Don't fall for it. He just wants your juice box. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
446 Since when did Al Gore become so dramatic? 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
447 He's been off the Camels for a week now. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
448 This was so much easier when we just had a cat. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
449 I guess it's true...when you grow up you forget how to play. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
450 Hey, Mister. You're in the wrong cartoon. This is our sandbox. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
451 We should tell him the nearest oasis is over on 79th street. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
452 Let's give him our pail and shovel and see what happens. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
453 There are 19 million square miles of desert on Earth, and he gets lost in our sandbox. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
454 It's what happens if you don't move on. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
455 April fool, Dad! I don’t even wear contacts. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
456 I don't want to grow up! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
457 I used to love summer. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
458 Kindergarten PTSD, really it's a thing! 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
459 "Think maybe he lost his marbles?' 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
460 He still can't think outside the box. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
461 The marbles he lost can't be found. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
462 He used to be a doorman at the Mirage. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
463 It's not the heat, it's the stupidity. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
464 Ted Cruz is really struggling in New York. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
465 I am so telling his mom. 1.4074 0.09636 27 16 11 0
466 He said he was going to bury his head in the sand until this election was over, I just didn't believe him. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
467 Dad's really out of shape! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
468 You'll see why we brought the pail and spade in a minute. He thinks he's a cat. 1.4074 0.14381 27 20 3 4
469 It's what's replacing lap pools in California. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
470 It's my dad's new immersive Passover seder experience 1.4074 0.14381 27 20 3 4
471 Dad thinks we're a mirage. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
472 Mom calls it his 'Middle East Crisis.' 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
473 Hey, could we be experiencing a mirage? 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
474 You don't understand performance art. Giving him water will only encourage him. 1.4074 0.09636 27 16 11 0
475 I'm gaining more respect for vultures. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
476 You don't have to be out of the box to think outside of it. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
477 I'm just glad he's not training for Naked and Afraid. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
478 Is that Peter O'Toole ? 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
479 He lost his keys downstairs, but there's more light up here. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
480 He hasn't been the same since we sold our beach house. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
481 This happens every year at tax time. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
482 #firstworldprobz 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
483 He always refuses to ask directions! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
484 This looked more appealing on Pintrest. 1.4074 0.14381 27 20 3 4
485 That cat looks like your dad. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
486 Sometimes you just gotta think outside the sandbox. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
487 They say he never could think outside the box. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
488 I've learned it's wiser not to contradict my father's fantasies. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
489 He once worked in Silica Valley. 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
490 For once I'd like recess without the drama. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
491 A few more hours and he'll be ready to drink water from Flint, Michigan. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
492 Burying your head in our sandbox won't make Trump disappear! 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
493 Shall we offer the pail and shovel or just tell him his keys are right there on the sidewalk? 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
494 Still searching for your dignity? 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
495 I remember when I had my first beer 1.4000 0.15275 25 19 2 4
496 I told him I buried his IPHONE 6 S 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
497 This is what happens when you can't think outside the box. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
498 I think it's too early to say whether he'll play well with others. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
499 He's not stay-at-home dad material. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
500 Well, will you look what the cat dragged in. 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
501 A sauna just wasn't in the budget. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
502 Okay Dad, climate change is real. I get it. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
503 Remember Donald Trump ?...How the mighty have fallen. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
504 Three consecutive days of mom's tuna casserole and dad thinks he's a cat. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
505 He's looking for his raison d etre. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
506 Thinking outside the sandbox was never his strong suit. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
507 Actually, Eric, before Moms and Dads went with Madoff, we used to vacation in Palm Beach 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
508 The irony is that this is happening at The Mirage Hotel. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
509 I'm inclined not to tell the search party. 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
510 Reliving your childhood is a young man's game. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
511 I wish he would learn to play outside the box. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
512 These 'team-building' exercises just keep getting weirder. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
513 Watch when he realizes this is a mirage. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
514 He never learned to think outside the box. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
515 It's his practice box for climate change. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
516 I say we vote him off the sandbox. 1.3929 0.09399 28 17 11 0
517 We should teach him to think out of the box... 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
518 Poor guy has been on a timeout since the 70s. 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
519 If this your Dad after watching 'Lawrence of Arabia,' I hope he never sees 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
520 Preparing for the apocalypse is a very personal thing. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
521 And what will he do once he discovers his inner cat? 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
522 Word is, he didn't graduate pre-school. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
523 Now I see why they always tell us to think outside the box. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
524 The condo board denied his request for a lap pool. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
525 Looks like he is going granular. 1.3929 0.14853 28 22 1 5
526 Dad, can you stop surviving, so we can play? 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
527 We're gonna need a bigger box 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
528 He rented this sandbox as an affordable alternative to the Burning Man Festival. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
529 I hate the way climate change has affected recess. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
530 He was a child left behind. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
531 Should I tell Dad that I have his watch? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
532 And right at five o,clock he gets up and goes home. Then we get to play. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
533 .. and that's why we're glad we didn't grow up in the 60s. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
534 Mr. Martin has a dry sense of humor. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
535 He's our rescue, he was found hopeless and despondent in a sand trap. 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
536 It's the amenities that makes this building so great. 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
537 When do you think Dad will be done trying to find his childhood? 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
538 Who's the new kid? 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
539 It's been three days; he's not going to make it. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
540 He texted me at 3 a.m. saying that he'll be at the beach. He was drunk. 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
541 He's half way there. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
542 It was either this or a lap pool. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
543 He's trying to remember where he drew that line he'd never cross. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
544 Oh we must be early, he’s usually only here until the bar next door opens 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
545 I don't know. I'd guess he's transitioning to house cat. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
546 He always has to look for pennies before he lets you play 1.3913 0.15061 23 17 3 3
547 This guy is taking forever. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
548 He's training for the Saharathon. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
549 I think he's having trouble thinking outside the sandbox. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
550 Bob is in the early stage of our out-placement process. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
551 After seeing 'Lawrence of Arabia,' he was never quite the same. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
552 Maybe we should build that fence. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
553 Thinking inside the box is so underrated. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
554 Mom's a dog person. Dad's a cat man. 1.3846 0.14756 26 20 2 4
555 ONE MAN'S SANDBOX IS ANOTHER MAN'S DESERT 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
556 He's in training for the first pub crawl of the summer. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
557 The 'Lawrence of Arabia 2' budget was tight 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
558 We're ok unless he starts to meow. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
559 I hope he buries it when he's done. Wait here while I get a bigger shovel. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
560 There but for the grace of God. 1.3846 0.14756 26 20 2 4
561 He created his own hell. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
562 Excuse me, but your time is up. We reserved the four o'clock slot. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
563 I say he's a mirage. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
564 This is where dad comes to dry out. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
565 It's called 'Performance Art' 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
566 Coals were to much for him. 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
567 He claims that he is, "Catman." 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
568 Yesterday he cried out for water. Today he was talking to a camel. 1.3793 0.13513 29 22 3 4
569 Just another mid life crisis. 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
570 His mother left him here in 1995. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
571 So much for public art. 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
572 dads training for the death valley marathon 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
573 Be sure to call as soon as you get there. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
574 Reality TV has now officially sunk to a new low. 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
575 You're right. I suppose cats would be worse. 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
576 It’s a microclimate thing. 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
577 What are the chances he'll find his way out before recess is over. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
578 I don't think he is shovel ready 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
579 Just what this building needs, another method actor. 1.3793 0.13513 29 22 3 4
580 Let's leave the shovel and pail... he can clean up his own mess. 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
581 He's been in timeout since August. 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
582 Unsure which public restrooms to use, straight males now opting for rooftop litter boxes. Story at 11. 1.3793 0.13513 29 22 3 4
583 My daddy can't afford a lap pool. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
584 And this piece is called 'Matt on a Hot Tin Roof.' " 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
585 We're still not sure how this "species-neutral" bathroom is going to play out. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
586 Let's play Vulture. 1.3793 0.13513 29 22 3 4
587 His therapist told him to locate his inner child. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
588 Looks like we may get to bury someone today! 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
589 My mom says he has an overactive imagination. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
590 Don't tell the cat. 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
591 Looks like Ron's still on his spiritual journey. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
592 Wasn't he going the other way yesterday? 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
593 I told you we shouldn't legalize marijuana. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
594 We might be a Mirage... 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
595 Method actors are the worst! 1.3793 0.13513 29 22 3 4
596 This exhibit made no sense the other day when it was raining. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
597 Ned's been searching for an urban oasis for quite a while. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
598 I guess you have to do more than think outside the box. 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
599 Better find your own sandbox. This one's been taken! 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
600 Just our luck he's thinking inside the box1 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
601 I hate it when Mr. Smithers gets here first! 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
602 It must be performance art. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
603 I hope he gets rescued soon, recess is almost over. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
604 He spent 3 months shipwrecked and now we can't get him to leave. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
605 I think the oasis is on the next building. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
606 He didn't learn it in kindergarten. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
607 He is practicing for trans-Saharan marathon. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
608 Poor Uncle Joe--he can't think inside or outside the box. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
609 His infinity pool workout just hasn't been the same since we moved to California. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
610 Honest, we'll let you know if we find your inner child, sir. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
611 The mirage is extra. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
612 Should we go on the swings instead? 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
613 This performance piece is called "Looking for Reasonable Rent". 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
614 I'll call the clinic and see if hitting "sand bottom" counts. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
615 We have to think outside the box 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
616 I prefer to refer to our study as a thirst for knowledge. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
617 My dad binge-watched "Survivor" then this happened. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
618 He should die soon, then we can play. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
619 Keep digging Dad. You'll find your self esteem in there somewhere. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
620 Things have gotten really weird ever since Chipotle started offering organic LSD as a topping. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
621 Should we tell him that we found a contact lens there yesterday or just enjoy watching him? 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
622 He's having a hard time finding his inner child. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
623 My therapist says the grains of sand represent the ephemeral nature of acquisition, but Mom just calls him a loser. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
624 My father said that he needs to get inside the box to think outside the box. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
625 It's New York. If he can make it here, he can make it anywhere. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
626 He’s been like this since mom put a padlock on the liquor cabinet. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
627 This so doesn't make up for running over our cat. 1.3704 0.14271 27 21 2 4
628 This guy should start thinking outside the box 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
629 Maybe it's just a mirage. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
630 Beach front property doesn't come any cheaper than this. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
631 When a Zen garden isn't so Zen 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
632 Corporate burnout. Way too many hours playing well in the sandbox. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
633 Ok mister. It is our turn to train for immigrating to Mexico if Trump becomes president. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
634 If he survives he gets tickets to Hamilton! 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
635 be sure to cover it up when you're done. 1.3704 0.14271 27 21 2 4
636 Not what I had in mind when I heard "Corporate Retreat." 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
637 I hope the mirage is worth it 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
638 Oil executives are really getting desperate. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
639 When he's done doing the cat thing, we'' ll give him the pail and shovel. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
640 Grown-ups can take the fun out of pretty much anything. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
641 I think he lost more than his contact lens. 1.3704 0.14271 27 21 2 4
642 Well my father's nervous breakdown is off the charts compared to yours. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
643 He says he's Lawrence of Astoria. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
644 I hope he doesn't think he's a cat or were gonna have a mess on our hands. 1.3704 0.09471 27 17 10 0
645 He keeps saying "Wilson!" 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
646 Well, my family believes in climate change. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
647 Tell him he's better off thinking outside the box. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
648 If he still has his wallet, I see an opportunity here. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
649 His list must be bucket less. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
650 He was in "Cats" for a loooong time 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
651 He mumbled something about his inner child. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
652 Take Your Dad to Play Day is kinda dumb. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
653 I hope this isn't the same Sandman who Mommy says comes to my room every night. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
654 All we know is his name is Lawrence and he's not from around here! 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
655 I hear they call him Lawrence of the Bronx. 1.3704 0.09471 27 17 10 0
656 Tom Hanks he ain't. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
657 Everything we'll ever need to know about life, we're learning from Crazy Mike. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
658 Mom's parents in town again? 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
659 That's it. I'm calling the super to fix the indoor plumbing. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
660 Billy, it's been 35 years now. It's time to wash your hands and come inside. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
661 One of us is a mirage. 1.3667 0.11227 30 21 7 2
662 He's been feeling deserted. 1.3667 0.10152 30 20 9 1
663 My uncle comes up here whenever he gets homesick for Tucson. 1.3667 0.11227 30 21 7 2
664 He's thinking inside the box 1.3600 0.15144 25 20 1 4
665 I'll bet unemployed Archaeologist. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
666 He tries to be a good dad, but it's all a mirage. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
667 I told you not to invite Lawrence. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
668 Relax. At least he's not a cat. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
669 After inventing the Lap Pool, I started working on a Lap Desert. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
670 Great. It's the "Occupy Sandbox" movement. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
671 I'd have waited till sundown. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
672 Even if he finds it, it won't be filtered. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
673 This happens every time sees some article about poverty or homelessness. My psychiatrist says its is guilt manifestation brought on by acute affluenza. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
674 He washed up on the Upper East Side 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
675 Don't you hate open house night at school. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
676 Dad gets so melodramatic when he's out of beer. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
677 Oh him? He keeps the cats out. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
678 It's the improv comedian from 2B. Whatever you do, don't shout 'cat.' 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
679 Poor fool, never could think outside of the box 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
680 We've brought you some executive toys. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
681 Can we move this along, sir? We've booked for 9:30. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
682 Worst sense of direction I've ever seen. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
683 GO! GO! You're almost there! 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
684 Is this our future? 1.3571 0.09221 28 18 10 0
685 Our entry is entitled: It's about the journey, not the destination. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
686 Welcome to our last episode of "Sandbox"survivor! 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
687 The times of sands are running out. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
688 He can't hear you; we're a mirage. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
689 Should we get him a juice box? 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
690 He's looking for the rooftop oasis our realtor advertised. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
691 Forget the sandcastle. Time to set up the lemonade stand. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
692 Looks like someone's discovered our "mushrooms". 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
693 I've seen this before. Don't worry - the vultures will take care of it. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
694 No, YOU tell him his time is up. 1.3571 0.09221 28 18 10 0
695 He's training to be a cartoon in The New Yorker. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
696 Let him try one more time before we go in for the rescue. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
697 I hate these method actors. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
698 His wife left him after he clawed through their last sofa. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
699 I don't need to explore my inner child that bad. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
700 Mom says it's method acting. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
701 How long do we wait for him not to get there? 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
702 That's why I don't wear contact lenses. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
703 He's half-cat on his mother's side. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
704 This is the last summer we stay in the city. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
705 It is so sad to see what happens when a Millennial loses his phone. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
706 Some folks aren't cut out for urban living. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
707 He's going through his T.E. Lawrence stage. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
708 Of all the sandboxes, why ours? 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
709 Excuse me sir, we reserved this sandbox for this time. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
710 Something about his lost childhood! 1.3571 0.09221 28 18 10 0
711 He's always losing his keys. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
712 I hope that is a mirage 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
713 So this is why mom doesn't want us playing in it. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
714 If you can survive in the big city, you can survive anywhere. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
715 It's his annual Passover reenactment. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
716 Should we tell him he's crawling AWAY from the water fountain? 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
717 He still refuses to think outside our box 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
718 After the fall of Wall Street he has been pretty good, though we still might have him declawed. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
719 We may have to start playing outside the box. 1.3571 0.13815 28 22 2 4
720 I'm sure he's just passing through. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
721 I swear I saw him come up here with his wife too. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
722 They need to stop showing Lawrence of Arabia on movie night 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
723 He says it's more of an existential thirst. 1.3571 0.09221 28 18 10 0
724 Want to buy a pail and shovel 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
725 He's found a 'road less traveled.' . 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
726 Is this the same guy who was hogging it last week? 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
727 Thinking outside the box has never been his strong point. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
728 Take Your Dad to Play Day is not trending now. Or ever. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
729 I think our Crossing the Border Simulation will be sure to speak to Trump supporters. 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
730 The Guggenheim passed this up? 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
731 No use sharing your bucket with him. It's clear he's beyond the pail. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
732 Next thing you know they will want our coloring books 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
733 I hate living near an acting school. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
734 I don't know who he is or where he came from but he looks mighty thirsty... 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
735 I think it's too late for him to have a happy childhood. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
736 At first, I thought it was funny... but now I'm kind of starting to wonder if we only exist inside his mirage. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
737 I heard free range sandboxes are really trending among city dwellers. 1.3462 0.09515 26 17 9 0
738 He's testing Zeno's paradox - we'll never get in. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
739 Help--I've misplaced my dignity. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
740 He's starting to look like a cigarette. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
741 He's audioning for reality TV. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
742 "No more video games. Fresh air, " she said. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
743 Leave it to a grown-up to take all the fun out of my Endless Sandbox. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
744 If he wants water, he's going to have to think outside the box 1.3462 0.14615 26 21 1 4
745 C’mon, Billy. Let’s go play in a virtual sandbox. 1.3462 0.09515 26 17 9 0
746 You think that's bad - last week, Ethan's dad drowned in the water table. 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
747 The Urban Litter Box? I'm not scooping this!! 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
748 I wouldn't follow him in there - he thinks he's a cat! 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
749 Lawrence of Albany 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
750 How long has your dad been preparing for Survivor? 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
751 Dad, there's water in the lobby 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
752 Mom won't let you keep him unless he is house-trained. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
753 That's Lawrence of Suburbia. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
754 On the bright side, at least he doesn't think he's a cat. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
755 Mom calls it "cat box therapy". He flunked out of the dog house. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
756 We should tell him the oasis is in the next sand box over. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
757 Sorry no bathroom in this unit, but it does come with a rooftop litter box. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
758 Maybe we should set up the lemonade stand again. 1.3462 0.09515 26 17 9 0
759 The New Yorker has really cut the budget on their perennial 'man crawling across a boundless desert' cartoon. 1.3462 0.09515 26 17 9 0
760 Somebody had a rough play date. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
761 He just moved from Arizona here to New York City. He says he does this when he gets home sick. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
762 its one of those "lost in the desert treadmills".. same workout, same dehydration but small and in your own home, 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
763 Liquidity.... Liquidity.... 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
764 Let's try adult coloring books instead. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
765 I've had enough of this Montessori crap. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
766 He loves working at the granular level. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
767 Having a method actor as a stay-at-home dad creates some novel play opportunities. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
768 Last year he got trapped on an escalator. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
769 He thinks the Chrysler Building is a mirage. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
770 He lost his ring at the beach, but this was closer 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
771 He'll never find water thinking inside the box. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
772 Spieth really had a hard time on twelve. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
773 Says he's a performance artist and a Cubs fan. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
774 Mr. Sandman is down on his luck. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
775 He definitely needs to think outside the box! 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
776 And that, Timmy, is why I don't eat paste any more. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
777 Of course he doesn't play with others. He's a congressman. 1.3448 0.13387 29 23 2 4
778 It's Uncle Biff's day two on the wagon. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
779 Ive tried everything, but I can't get him to think outside the box. 1.3448 0.08983 29 19 10 0
780 This still doesn't prove global warming is real. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
781 He says he will stay there until he finds a honest politician! 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
782 Dad, vacation is over - get back to work. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
783 I told him it was a zen garden. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
784 Maybe he's the Sandman... 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
785 Being a kid isn't all fun and games, dad. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
786 The sands of time can be so cruel. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
787 I hope he makes it out soon. 1.3448 0.13387 29 23 2 4
788 He said his name's Robinson something. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
789 In a previous life he was Lawrence of Arabia. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
790 I hate cleaning the executive litter box. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
791 He said he is practicing for the Sahara half-marathon. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
792 Perrier! Perrier! Perrier! 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
793 Occupy Sandbox ran out of funding--he'll be gone by tomorrow. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
794 Two more hours and we can move onto phase eight of your co-op application. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
795 10 years later and he's still looking for Wilson. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
796 You will start out here--as a part of training, we ask every employee to spend one week thinking inside the box. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
797 Dad? 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
798 Flat or sparkling? 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
799 You're scooping it out yourself this time, "Cat Man". 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
800 Try stinking outside the box, mister! 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
801 The co-op is promoting urban beaches. 1.3448 0.08983 29 19 10 0
802 I think I lost my boyhood somewhere over here. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
803 He just can't think outside the box. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
804 Promise me you won’t let me become him. 1.3448 0.13387 29 23 2 4
805 He thinks he is Lawrence of Exurbia. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
806 Isn't that his contact lens on the sidewalk? 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
807 We finally get rid of the cat, and now this? 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
808 He mumbled something about homesteading. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
809 Poppa, I'm going to ignore, for the moment, the pail, and the shovel, and the sandbox you apparently think is a wasteland, and just point out that you seem to have a sans serif 'S' floating over your head. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
810 You should have seen what he did on the swing set. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
811 Maybe next time we should try to think outside the box. 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
812 Manhattan Beachfront Propertyu 1.3333 0.09981 30 21 8 1
813 Odd... the Method actors rarely venture past the swing set. 1.3333 0.11073 30 22 6 2
814 I'm not sure the endless desert sandbox is dad's best exercise idea 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
815 'Staycation' isn't going so well. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
816 I don't care if he spit out a hairball, I am not scooping out his poop. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
817 Are you going to tell him it's kitty litter or am I? 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
818 He's been looking for his keys for years. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
819 I told him to cross at night, but did he listen? 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
820 He's been trying to get to the infinity pool. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
821 Dad's trying a new kind of cleanse. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
822 It's punishment from his editor... he spelled "dessert" with only one "s." 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
823 He's not an out-of-the-box thinker. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
824 It's a pity that some kids just never grow up. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
825 He's less trouble than Mrs. Thompson's cat. 1.3333 0.09245 27 18 9 0
826 Mom was right, Brooklyn is a hipster playground. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
827 Whew! He's Lawrence of Arabia, today. Since he's not Felix the Cat, we won't need the shovel and pail, after all. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
828 Well, "Gilligan," I hope they finally rescue you by recess tomorrow. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
829 Well, actually, I've accepted it. But mother and the cat are livid. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
830 When is the Mayor going to rid our parks and playgrounds of Method Actors? 1.3333 0.08754 30 20 10 0
831 They say it gives a better workout than the endless lap pool. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
832 It works like one of those stationary swim-spas, only without water. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
833 He's clearly lost his marbles. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
834 The auditions for Shipwrecked 2 are the next sandbox over. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
835 Talk about suffering for one's art... 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
836 Should we set up the sprinkler? 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
837 I heard he doesn't play nice. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
838 How much longer until production starts, Mr. DeCaprio? 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
839 But on some level aren't we all chasing mirages? 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
840 It's the French Foreign Legion outpost in Manhattan. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
841 He looks a little deserted 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
842 Can't get past being voted off the island on the next-to-last show. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
843 He asked his wife to forgive him, and she said "pound sand." 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
844 My teacher said the deserts in Tokyo are even smaller. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
845 Should we call him an Uber? 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
846 Performance art pisses me off. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
847 "Forget your castle, let's go get a drink". 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
848 This must be his new P.O. box. 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
849 The starving sand artist is back. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
850 I hate to tell him we're a mirage. 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
851 Maybe we should have gone to the beach... 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
852 He dropped his 'Vote for Trump' pin in there 2 weeks ago? 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
853 Daddy gets a little scary when he's dehydrated. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
854 That's my dad. He's a moron. 1.3333 0.11073 30 22 6 2
855 Virtual reality. 1.3333 0.09245 27 18 9 0
856 He has trouble seeing the big picture. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
857 Every time I throw a nickel in there, some homeless guy searches for it. 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
858 And I was worried about cats using this sand box. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
859 Definitely some separation issues still exist 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
860 It's the only place left in the city that is smoking friendly. 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
861 It started when he sold a cartoon to The New Yorker. 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
862 When it gets warmer Mom says we'll take him to the beach. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
863 You're right. We should just drive down to the beach. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
864 No Dad, we don't want to play 'possible effects of climate change' again. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
865 Yep, once we put in the cat litter, he was good to go. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
866 All we need to know we learn in kindergarten… but the sandbox seems to get much tougher later. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
867 Catman really takes the fun out of having a rooftop sandbox. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
868 That is why I will not wear contacts. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
869 I heard that he was voted off Survivor in the first episode. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
870 Come on Tommy! Mrs. Carlson said we could have our turn like 15 years ago! 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
871 In fact, it's a skylight. Just a few more seconds now. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
872 I thought it was your turn to put the cover on the sandbox. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
873 Does your dad also insist on sifting through the sand for syringes and condoms before letting you play? 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
874 I guess marketing's already thinking about the Californian campaign. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
875 This explains the dead horse in the lobby. 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
876 He's adamant he ordered a small dessert, but that's the problem with predictive text 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
877 I heard Burning Man is full of these people. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
878 I prefer him over that darn cat any day.... 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
879 That's why I decided against contact lenses. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
880 It's pathetic watching them search for their lost youth 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
881 He keeps saying: "Bottled water! Bottled water!" 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
882 'Method acting' aside, it's our turn, Mister. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
883 No, if we give him some water, he'll only want to stay. 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
884 They built a wall around a Mexican instead. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
885 I don't think this is what Ma meant when she told him to go pound sand 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
886 Apparently he's preparing for the next season of Survivor 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
887 I think it's time we helped Dad find his car keys 1.3214 0.13660 28 23 1 4
888 I'm too young for this crap. 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
889 This guy's been hogging the sandbox for way too long. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
890 Yea Well....Nobody's Dad is perfect! 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
891 It IS therapeutic, but sometimes the sand gets in you underwear. 1.3214 0.08988 28 19 9 0
892 You think everything stops being fun eventually? 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
893 I wish he'd go back to the wading pool. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
894 Exactly when did he lose his keys in there? 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
895 Is this part of the team building exercise? 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
896 All right Clark, you made your point. We'll have the air conditioner repaired tomorrow. 1.3214 0.08988 28 19 9 0
897 This Navy Seal training is starting to cut into our playtime ... 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
898 Though I'm usually against animal testing, I think we should have a cat test the kitty litter. 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
899 He's completely disoriented without his pail and shovel. 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
900 It's a game my dad and I play. We call it "The Climate Denier". 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
901 I'm always confused. Performance or installation? 1.3214 0.08988 28 19 9 0
902 It's a new kind of exfoliation. 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
903 I hope he doesn't think he's a cat. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
904 And I thought I had issues. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
905 It’s my little piece of desert in Manhattan. 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
906 Rooftop sandboxes aren't as much fun as they sound. 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
907 They don't make maps the way they used to..... 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
908 He's doing the Upper-West-Side-Desert-Crawler Workout, followed by an hour in the Jacuzzi. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
909 Another successful field test! Notice how our underarm anti-perspirant is working. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
910 Mr Wilkins just hasn't been the same since be broke up with Cat Girl. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
911 First the feral cats, now this. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
912 I guess we'll have to bury him deeper. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
913 At least his pants are on. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
914 Dad hasn't been a lot of fun since he got back from survival training. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
915 You have to admire the preparation Day-Lewis puts into a role. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
916 I found him in the alley. I named him Mr. Kitty. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
917 Should I tell him there's a Starbucks across the street? 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
918 First the cats were wrecking my fun and now this. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
919 I'd like to add you to my network on LinkedIn 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
920 Maybe I don't want to be a teacher when I grow up. 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
921 Lacking powers of observation, Bob searches in vain for his bucket and spade. 1.3214 0.08988 28 19 9 0
922 He said it worked for Brian Wilson. 1.3214 0.13660 28 23 1 4
923 It's a lap pool for desert trekkers. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
924 I'm going to need a bigger shovel. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
925 We couldn't afford an 'Endless Pool'. 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
926 I say its time to call the vet 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
927 Brings back memories of my days in the Gobi. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
928 Well I'm just surprised he hasn't peed in it yet! 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
929 You really need to screen your playdates better. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
930 He leaves at 3:30 when happy hour starts. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
931 Is this what the future holds? 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
932 Mr. Clark, I don't think recess is long enough to see your one man production of Lawrence of Arabia. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
933 I think we should go back to the Zen garden. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
934 Don't you just hate it when dad loses his car keys? 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
935 I hate method actors. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
936 Looking for Trump's international policy. 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
937 After school I'll change his liter. 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
938 Well, he was here first. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
939 Lucky for for him - its slow sand. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
940 Maybe this is a game we don't want to start playing. 1.3214 0.12655 28 22 3 3
941 He'd never make it at P.S. 14. 1.3214 0.08988 28 19 9 0
942 He's in training for the New Yorker cartoons. 1.3214 0.08988 28 19 9 0
943 Is it performance art or is it heat stroke? 1.3214 0.08988 28 19 9 0
944 Dad thinks he may have lost his inner child somewhere around here. 1.3214 0.08988 28 19 9 0
945 He's with the French Foreign Legion. 1.3214 0.08988 28 19 9 0
946 Jeff's training for global warming. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
947 I think your pail of water might be worth big bucks! 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
948 He's been looking for his keys for the past 10 years! 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
949 I completely understand. It was the best part of my life too. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
950 I heard you can't graduate from daycare without first thinking outside the box. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
951 He won't get far. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
952 It's temporary. We're building him a little desert island. 1.3200 0.09522 25 17 8 0
953 I'm not sure the human litter box idea will ever catch on. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
954 I don't have the heart to tell him that's the buildings' litter box 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
955 Looks like we may need to repurpose our pail and shovel. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
956 He should be thinking out of the box. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
957 I heard, a neighborhood cat ate his wedding ring. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
958 This sandbox must be bigger than it looks from the outside. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
959 Are you sure role reversal therapy with your cat really works? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
960 I think he's had enough. Give him his cell phone back. 1.3200 0.09522 25 17 8 0
961 I heard it took him threes days to accend the monkey bars 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
962 "Go play outside and quit warping your mind." Yeah, right. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
963 Must be practicing for Survivor. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
964 So this is what happens to those kids that don't stay in school. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
965 So it's true...the myth of the boy whose mother forgot to collect him in 1989. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
966 I think this is what adults call eminent domain. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
967 O.K. You've made your point about global warming. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
968 No need to demonstrate, Daddy. We can figure it out ourselves. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
969 Billy's been hogging this thing for years. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
970 I'd say he doesn't play well with others. 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
971 He needs to learn to think outside the sandbox. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
972 I guess he doesn't know when The Sand Bar closes. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
973 I heard he lost a contact there. Twenty years ago. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
974 If it's just a needle, my mom has thousands. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
975 Cat in Litterbox pose 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
976 The thinking is that we'll soon know if it's a litter box or a compost bin. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
977 His Fit Bit is up to 33. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
978 He's why I'm not allowed to wear contacts. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
979 He's been watching too much Survivor. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
980 So the faux desert is the new plunge pool? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
981 He still has 10 more years of wandering before it's our turn. 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
982 It doesn't look like much but I tell you we Green Screen the rest and we'll have another Lawrence of Arabia. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
983 Dad, can we go home now? 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
984 He lost his job, I think he's looking for it 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
985 Growing up is overrated. 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
986 That's odd. He generally uses a metal detector. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
987 Method acting school on the third floor. You'll get used to it. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
988 He voted Trump. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
989 He also scored low on "fighting his way out of a paper bag". 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
990 They need a time limit on these interactive performance art events. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
991 Either he lost a contact lens, or it's retrogression. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
992 Relax, we're just a mirage. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
993 Does your dad ever do this? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
994 Okay, it's settled. You'll tell him he's in the wrong cartoon. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
995 Hey dad, welcome to our world. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
996 It's good to see my dad finally getting better after the divorce. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
997 Those baby boomers never grow up 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
998 And this marks the end of the 1976 Baby Crawl Contest. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
999 I thought the Sandman only came at night 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1000 He told me that when I got to be his age I'd want to revert to my childhood too. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1001 The cat won't be happy about this. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1002 This always happen when he eats Tabbouleh 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1003 I would stand back . . . he thinks he's a cat. 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
1004 It's always so creepy when that lost childhood thing happens. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1005 Any desert is sprawling, if you remain stationary 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1006 Thought he'd be outside the box by now. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1007 Actually watching paint dry is a lot more interesting. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1008 I hope he's not like OUR cat! 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1009 I wish these drunks would check under sofa cushions for spare change. 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
1010 First the neighborhood cats, now him. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1011 Can't your dad do his Death Valley Marathon training somewhere else? 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1012 Drink outside the box. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1013 I will sure be glad when his acting classes are over. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1014 Nope, you're still thinking inside the sandbox. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1015 Great motivation to do all my homework. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1016 Like he's the only one in need of play therapy? 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1017 Your Dad is kind of a drama queen. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1018 His mirage...or ours? 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
1019 My dad's been rehearsing all night for 'Cats'. 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
1020 Mom says he's preparing for global warming. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1021 Sometimes Dad has trouble thinking outside of the box. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1022 I preferred it when the only thing that caused us alarm was the orange tabby. 1.3103 0.10053 29 21 7 1
1023 The rest of the Bekram yoga class shows up at five. 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
1024 Only one desert treadmill, and he's always hogging it. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1025 What's that man doing in the cat's bathroom, anyway? 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1026 Next, we'll train him to use the scratching post. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1027 I think he needs unstructured play more than us. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1028 Ya think he'll get out if we put the cat in with him? 1.3077 0.13323 26 21 2 3
1029 We're the first building to have an 'endless desert'. 1.3077 0.13323 26 21 2 3
1030 He is taking longer than his turn. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1031 That's what repeating kindergarten eight times will do to you. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1032 Dad, you know that this could make for a really embarrassing obituary. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1033 Mom...can we pleeease get Dad a beer already? 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1034 He texted mom that he's in the mood for "desert" and he didn't want to look like an idiot. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1035 Better tell Billy his dad's off his meds again. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1036 Yes, but is it Art? 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1037 I guess we harassed the substitute a little too hard. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1038 I still think it could have been a very romantic proposal. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1039 Did he just say, 'My kingdom for a horse.' ? 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1040 He said he doesn't drink city water. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1041 It's the newest rage - 'ship wrecked on a desert island' yoga. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1042 On rainy days he gets very confused. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1043 Oh yeah, he's "feeling the Bern" 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1044 Best not to mention the cat in there just before him. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1045 I think you uncle has gotten high on the beach one too many times. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1046 Dude, your youth ain't in there. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1047 Good thing I brought a shovel. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1048 Introducing feline genetics may have unintended side effects. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1049 On the internet, nobody cares if you're a cat. But here? It matters .... 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1050 Where exactly did you say you dropped it? 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
1051 He would think more clearly outside the box. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1052 He catastrophizes everything. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1053 Oh him? He's in training for Survivor: New York... 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1054 Faster, Dad, or you'll miss your AA meeting. 1.3077 0.13323 26 21 2 3
1055 Gary has trouble thinking outside of the box. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1056 What's sad is that he's been there since Kindergarten. 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
1057 Can't explore the Gobi on a teacher's pay, dude! 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1058 Say what you want but I think his art has taken on a new level of pertinence. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1059 Should we call him a camel? 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1060 Sand traps can be confusing for the non-golfer. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1061 You think that this regression therapy will work?! 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1062 Not excited about cleaning up after your new pet. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1063 We should probably stop letting Mitsy poop in there. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1064 Welcome to the world of the one percent. 1.3000 0.12821 30 25 1 4
1065 He's having the illusion of fun. 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
1066 I really misunderstood you when you told me your Dad was an 'outdoorsman'. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
1067 He's a member of the Republican establishment. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
1068 He thinks he's Lawrence of Arabia 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1069 He's been doing a real time reenactment of Moses in the desert since his first recess. 1.2963 0.12871 27 22 2 3
1070 Has Bikram yoga gone too far? 1.2963 0.08955 27 19 8 0
1071 Stan falls prostrate after learning he's been voted off the island. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1072 I sure hope he know the difference between a sandbox and a litter box. 1.2963 0.08955 27 19 8 0
1073 Do you think we should offer him a Perrier? 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1074 He says he's Lawrence of Sutton Place. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1075 Build a desert, and they will come. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1076 We're going to need a bigger box. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1077 Oh, great! First the cats and now this! 1.2963 0.12871 27 22 2 3
1078 This rooftop gardening is harder than it looks... 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1079 You set up the lemonade stand and I'll research price gouging. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1080 The apple fell a little too close to the tree. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1081 Thanks to him, I no longer worry about my lack of imagination. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1082 So much for the family staycation. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1083 Uh oh, I think Daddy's been watching 'Ishtar' again. 1.2963 0.08955 27 19 8 0
1084 Mr. Connors could really use a sabbatical. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1085 He didn't go to a very good kindergarten. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1086 Of all the sand pits in the world, he has to get lost in ours. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1087 Well, at least he is not burying his head in the sand. 1.2963 0.08955 27 19 8 0
1088 My Dad struggles with unstructured play time. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1089 Try giving him your juice box. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1090 He works hard. And he plays hard. 1.2963 0.08955 27 19 8 0
1091 My dad is working on a new kind of hot yoga. 1.2963 0.08955 27 19 8 0
1092 Lilly, I think I know what those dry nuggets were. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1093 No, the sandbox is around the corner. This is the litter box. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1094 Hey mister, you’re in the wrong cartoon. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1095 Third day without water. I suppose we should fill the bucket. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1096 Once he finds his camel, he'll leave. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1097 Is this what they mean by "sandbox issues"? 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1098 How do you tell your dad he's not welcome in your sandbox? 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1099 I don't think he's going to make it to the finals. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1100 Drama teachers...... 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1101 Looks like we need to find another mobile hotspot soon. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1102 Should we tell him his pants are on backwards? 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1103 Dad looks dry, must be time for happy hour. 1.2963 0.08955 27 19 8 0
1104 How do we think him out of the box? 1.2963 0.12871 27 22 2 3
1105 He washed up from the kiddie pool. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1106 See? This is why Trump wants to close the borders. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1107 I hate to tell him the oasis is the other way. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1108 I guess he feels the "Bern". 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1109 He ordered the executive sandbox just before he received his pink slip. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1110 My dad is Method. 1.2963 0.12871 27 22 2 3
1111 I hear that they rejected his application to be on "Survivor". He hasn't been the same since. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1112 If he doesn't dry out this time, mom says to bury him. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1113 He just got a call-back for a remake of "Lawrence of Arabia." 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1114 No, we're the mirage. 1.2963 0.12871 27 22 2 3
1115 Somebody - get this man a juice box! 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1116 In his defense, hot yoga classes are expensive. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1117 He's practicing for the homeless olympics... 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1118 Wait for the laugh. It's really quicksand. 1.2963 0.12871 27 22 2 3
1119 Dude, your dad needs more screen time. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1120 Don't say anything about the "Hamilton" tickets we found here yesterday. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1121 We call this exhibit Moses for the 21st Century...His followers are in the sandbox on the next block. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1122 It's an installation called 'Lawrence of Bronxville.' 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1123 This is his Airbnb 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1124 This Living Art business is getting old. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1125 Rough day,dad ? 1.2963 0.08955 27 19 8 0
1126 That's just my dad. He's always said he'd like to get a small place on the high desert. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1127 He needs a small palm tree to make it more realistic. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1128 Do you think we'll have enough sand to bury him? 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1129 He comes here every Tuesday to find himself. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1130 The sand soaks up the alcohol. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1131 He's getting in shape for his trip to Death Valley. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1132 It's still more fun than the endless pool. 1.2963 0.08955 27 19 8 0
1133 It is thought to give the homeless a sense of play! 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1134 And I call THIS installation, "Daddy Needs Another Drink." 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1135 I've always liked Career Day. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1136 Uh, my dad goes a little overboard in the retelling of the Passover story. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1137 He claims to have tenure. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1138 I don't think he'll make it. 1.2963 0.08955 27 19 8 0
1139 He's looking for his lump sum distribution 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1140 So sad, this is where he discovers it's only a mirage 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1141 The kids wait their turn as Andy looks for his lost shaker of salt. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1142 He's working his way up to the Sahara. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1143 Dad volunteered for the global warming.display 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1144 THIS time I mixed in Krazy Glue! 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1145 He comes here to relive his greatest accomplishment. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1146 Yeah, grownups call it "role" playing. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1147 I should tell him his 30 minute limit is up. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1148 Uncle Joe is from Death Valley 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1149 It's one of those new infinity deserts. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1150 Mama says some things just shouldn't be scooped out. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1151 Performance art at it's best, if you ask me. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1152 Either he's delirious, or we're a mirage. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1153 The Sandbox Crawlathon is a really stupid idea. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1154 He's reenacting wandering the desert to prepare for Passover 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
1155 Drat, he's no further than he was yesterday. 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
1156 How are we going to get him to start thinking outside the box? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1157 Unfortunately, he's headed straight for the concrete jungle. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1158 Let's dig a grave. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1159 Endless Pools is diversifying. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1160 Should we tell him we already found the ring? 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
1161 Do you ever think that maybe WE are the mirage? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1162 Honestly, I don't mind if dad thinks he's a cat. It's the clean-up I'm having a problem with. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1163 Tell your dad that I suggest he think outside the box. 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
1164 I thought if I brought your father back to his childhood, he could better relate to your concerns. I guess he went back too far. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1165 I saw this once on the nature channel. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1166 Looks like he's been here awhile, let's find another sandbox! 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1167 Teacher said it's PTSD, Post-Traumatic Sandbox Disorder. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1168 He says he feels much better when he gets back to the cubicle. 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
1169 He says he's trying to overcome a traumatic kindergarten sandbox incident. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1170 I'm not sure what he's after, but he's sure got grit! 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1171 The 'infinity desert' also has a heat lamp option, for extra despair. 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
1172 When he reaches the oasis, we can play some more. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1173 Maybe HE is a mirage? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1174 He's the guy from all those New Yorker cartoons. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1175 I wish he'd practice groveling somewhere else. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1176 Poor guy. He's from Flint, Michigan. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1177 My dad says work is like this. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1178 He never passed the preschool entrance exams. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1179 We're replicating a viewer's experiencing an election year on TV. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1180 He lost his job in the silicon valley. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1181 I heard him saying "No man is an island". 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1182 Well, this stinks. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1183 Don't worry. Dad can only do 10 minutes in the endless desert. 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
1184 I don't believe the tiny desert survival course will catch on. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1185 We can play when my Dad finishes his climate apocalypse training. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1186 The struggle is real… 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1187 I don't think he ever really got over the loss of "Wilson." 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1188 He thinks everything outside that box is just a mirage. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1189 He says it's his sandbox and he'll crawl if he wants to. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1190 NEVER, EVER... let me campaign for the presidency! 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1191 Your dad doesn't seem to quite grasp the concept of virtual reality. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1192 Marco! 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1193 Shhh! He thinks it is a mirage. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1194 Guy in 14C. He binge-watches castaway movies. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1195 This is a tough act to follow. 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
1196 Hopefully one day he'll graduate Kindergarten. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1197 At least it's not another story about "walking in the snow... up hill... both ways." 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
1198 He claims to be the sole surviving investor in 'Ishtar.' 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
1199 He said that he spent the happiest years of his life in this place and he wants to be buried here. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1200 This is my Herb garden . 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1201 Trust him, he knows a shortcut. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1202 Catman is always like this the week before Comic Con. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1203 He's looking for his roots 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1204 That is the saddest sand sculpture I've ever seen. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1205 Who's Wilson? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1206 Bring Your Dad to School Day is not so easy after all? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1207 Dad really needs a vacation! 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1208 After just one performance, Dan's interpretive production of, "Man on a Hot Tin Roof", closed with horrible reviews. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1209 Your dad is so 'method'. 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
1210 He's practicing for a New Yorker cartoon. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1211 Should we tell him Wilson needs him to come to his office? 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1212 I hope he finds his mind. 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
1213 I call it 'Adulthood.' 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1214 Performance artists are everywhere. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1215 Watch carefully, kids. This is what it looks like to "play" in the real world. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1216 A cat swallowed his wedding band. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1217 This is a really complicated mirage. 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
1218 He said, he wanted to practice for when his wife takes him curtain shopping. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1219 Is this one of those "see your future" moments? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1220 He identifies as catwoman , she legally can use this as a litter box . 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1221 It's your turn to clean his litter box. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
1222 Does your uncle still have that pet vulture ? 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
1223 He's actually pretty high-ranking in Scientology. 1.2857 0.12448 28 23 2 3
1224 Enjoy the journey, because the destination is a mirage. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1225 I wish I had his stamina. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1226 Hey buddy, you gonna let us play through or what? 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1227 Your dad's lost again. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1228 It's sad when you can't go forward. 1.2857 0.11336 28 22 4 2
1229 They say he lost his contact in the 3th grade. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
1230 Dad's really into method acting right now. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
1231 I think he spent too much time on the teeter-totter 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
1232 Do you ever wish we had a dad who wasn't a performance artist? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
1233 He can't afford to vacation in the desert this year. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
1234 The boss is extremely detail-oriented. Bob misspelled dessert on his lunch order. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
1235 He wants us to find our own sandbox. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
1236 So that's his litter box. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
1237 20 to 1, he doesn't make it out of the box. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
1238 Do you think if we brought a bottle of water he'd leave? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
1239 You've heard of quicksand? Well...this is the other kind. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
1240 I guess swimming pools are passe' now. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1241 That corporate retreat flyer was really misleading 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1242 Think outside the box Jim! 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1243 We built the city around him. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1244 I'd say licking himself is the worst part of his morning ritual. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1245 He hasn't had a juice box in three days. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1246 Should we call animal control? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1247 They say he's been in time out for 20 years. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1248 There's an oasis in the lobby called Starbucks. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1249 And I thought we were getting too old to play in the sandbox. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1250 This is the last time I'm cleaning dad's litterbox 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1251 If you give him water now you'll just encourage him. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1252 He's determined to shed his winter weight by Friday 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1253 That's Ed, our condo board president, who argued that a sandbox was anything but a splurge. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1254 I think they call it 'failure to launch' 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1255 Fair's fair. He got here first. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1256 Harold's inclined to think inside the box. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1257 Grown-ups have trouble thinking outside the box. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1258 Folks, I'd give him some water, but it wouldn't be fair to the other contestants. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1259 Looks like we have another squatter in the sandbox. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1260 I think he's lost. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1261 He can't think outside the box. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1262 Last time he stayed lost until I built him an oasis. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1263 Your turn to clean the litter. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1264 It's our unique treadmill so he can train for his next 100 mile desert race. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1265 He's been taking night classes at the Actor's Studio. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1266 Are we a mirage or a hallucination? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1267 Daddy, are you that sure Tabby ate Mommy's diamond ring? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1268 He books the same hour every week. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1269 I told dad to take the camel. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1270 Well, it's better than having cats. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1271 The wavy line over his head means he smells bad. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1272 Isn't he supposed to be potty trained? 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1273 Maybe it's time you think outside the box. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1274 Our access to the box is restricted on a timeshare basis. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1275 I wish Dad would look somewhere else for his urban oasis. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1276 He's our local beach bum. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1277 Patience. He's getting in touch with his inner cat. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
1278 Sweet Jesus, let it just be a furball this time. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1279 He's searching for his childhood. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1280 Word on the street is he's been bounced from every other box in town. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1281 Has there ever been more of an #NYCpersonproblem than a homeless man in your rooftop sandbox? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1282 Do you even sandbox, bro? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1283 Tell the cinematographer to stick to closeups. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1284 It's evident that he can't think outside the box. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1285 Ever since we moved into The Mirage Apartments this keeps happening 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1286 He's prepping for the Death Valley Fun Run. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1287 Could your dad relive his traumas elsewhere? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1288 Just shout "There's a parking space at Trader Joe's!" and the sandbox is ours. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1289 He just can't dig himself out! 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1290 I can't wait until he goes back to college. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1291 You were right... our Kindergarten teacher IS a drama-king! 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1292 If his hallucinations don't include a finish line, he's apt to be there the rest of the day. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
1293 Perhaps he should get over it, but it was his favorite toy. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1294 Hell of a mirage. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1295 Should've thought outside the box. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1296 Looks like another endless sandbox workout. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1297 He thinks he's a cat. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1298 Should we build an oasis instead of a castle? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
1299 Oh no — it's New Yorker Cartoon Fantasy Camp day. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1300 Would you prefer a rocking horse with no name? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
1301 I told you, dear, weren't not ready for the extreme city beach experience. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1302 And you thought that camel last week was strange. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1303 Your mirage has achieved consciousness. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1304 My dad says he didn't get into the right pre-K and it was all downhill from there. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1305 Want to color instead? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1306 Okay, now let's see how he does with a paper bag. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1307 'It's my Dad, he can't think outside the box' 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1308 Dad likes to make sure there's no gluten. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1309 It's a dry run for his trip to the Sahara! 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1310 Buzz off, it's my staycation. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1311 he keeps mumbling GPS, GPS. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1312 Every trader on the floor ultimately goes through it. Pour the bucket of water in his face and he'll snap out of it and the next trader in line will move in and experience his own moment of despondency. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1313 He'll never find that contact lens. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1314 You can get out of the city without really leaving the city, you know? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1315 Keeps mumbling something about getting his hands on Rod Sterling. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1316 And here we have the modern day stay-at-home dad. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1317 He is training for the new crossover show "Survivor in the City". 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1318 He'd rather die than give us a turn. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1319 Talk about a first world problem. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1320 In tonight's episode of "Survivor: Law Firms," the contestants start losing their minds after working another 70-hour week. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1321 Is he homeless or an artist? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1322 Tanning beds aren't really his thing. 1.2692 0.13077 26 22 1 3
1323 Now, tell me this isn't more fun that a roof garden. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1324 A job is a job no matter how hard or easy and no matter how dumb you look doing it. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1325 Why is he staring at the pool like it's not really there? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1326 Who's he calling a mirage? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1327 I hope he's not pretending to be a cat. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1328 We could say dad's into boxing. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1329 Should we get your dad some water? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1330 'Before it's too late, maybe tell him we have his pail and shovel?" 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1331 My Dad watched "Cast Away" on Netflix last night. Do you have a volleyball? 1.2692 0.13077 26 22 1 3
1332 It's supposed to help you get used to living without a cell phone. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1333 Maybe it's Cat Pilates 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1334 Crawl Like an Egyptian 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1335 His hypnotist told him he was a cat. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1336 Urban performance art, called Lost in the Sandbox. Not the artist's best work frankly. 1.2692 0.13077 26 22 1 3
1337 Your dad looks very Picassoesque when he's hungover. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1338 We have to wait for him to finish his business, then we can play in the sandbox. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1339 I think he lost something. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1340 That's what we get to do when we grow up 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1341 He never really got over losing Wilson 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1342 Sorry ‘bout this. My dad spent the weekend binge-watching Lost. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1343 How long WERE you in timeout? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1344 Are we just a mirage? 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
1345 I can see the appeal of adult coloring books, but these adult sandboxes are downright depressing. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1346 Dad doesn't value enlightenment in his spiritual journeys as much as a short commute. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1347 I wonder what his inner child thinks of his outer adult. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1348 Now if only we could get him to stop spraying. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1349 Age discrimination can be a good thing. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
1350 He was once a Republican front runner until Trump came along. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
1351 Let's give him another ten minutes. If he's not dead by then, we can find another sandbox. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
1352 He says his performance is symbolic of 21st century oppression of the modern cat. He got a grant for it, but I am still skeptical. 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
1353 It's a humane interim step before he's actually fired. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1354 They call it art. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1355 He keeps saying, 'Vodka Tonic, Vodka Tonic.' Any idea what that is? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1356 How old do you have to be to know you're too old for a second childhood? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1357 Thank goodness he's finally litter-trained 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1358 He says that ascetic masochism has given him great administrative powers, it's how he built this company. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1359 Watch out for the big clumps of sand. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1360 I'm not often a fan of mixed-media, but this has real pathos. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1361 The newest exercise trend: Perpetual Desert. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1362 Tom takes method acting to a whole new level. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1363 The cat poop's not a mirage, either. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1364 For those clients who cannot swim, we offer the Endless Desert option. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1365 Nice Pants! 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1366 Ironic, perhaps, but wouldn’t a bucket and shovel compromise the integrity of his message? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1367 We just couldn't get him to think outside the box. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1368 Occupy Sandbox 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1369 At least he has his education. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1370 Dad read Proust last night. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1371 NIMBY!!! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1372 That's one hell of a sand sculpture, Sandi... 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1373 Let's just throw out the whole litter box. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1374 Method Acting 101 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1375 James' reenactment of Exodus was particularly intense this year. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1376 "He hasn't gotten over being the first one kicked off the island on SURVIVOR". 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1377 Do you think he knows there's a water fountain inside? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1378 What worries me is that you never know what the consistency will be. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1379 He only thinks inside the box. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1380 Frothy soya latte with cinnamon sprinkle ... Frothy soya latte with cinnamon sprinkle ... 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1381 "At least he's keeping the cats away". 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1382 You should see his act when we go to the pool. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1383 He's taking "hot yoga" to an all new level. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1384 We don't want to play deserted island again, Louis. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1385 He said he needs to find his authentic self. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1386 I don't know what you've been feeding the cat, but we need to get to the vet as soon as possible. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1387 Don't watch; he thinks he's a cat. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1388 Well I'm pretty sure it's not Brian Wilson. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1389 We need an adult in the sandbox like a fish needs a bicycle. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
1390 He's training for his salary negotiation meeting. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1391 Put a couple of quarters on the ledge, Ceil, so he knows we're next. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1392 They call him a "sand witch," but he's really a warlock. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1393 Life's a beach. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1394 Every time I complain about something, he reenacts what he had to do to get to school. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1395 He said it's the latest physical fitness craze, Death Valley Crawl. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1396 Why does he keep saying ‘vodka’? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1397 DSM-5. Early childhood sandbox deprivation. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1398 Maybe he thinks he's in a sand trap. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1399 We get it Mr. Humphrey, you're in a job desert, now can we have recess? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1400 Survivor - Kindergarten 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1401 He stays there until I say,'Good Job" 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1402 I cleaned the litter box yesterday!! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1403 Is this the desert equivalent of the tiny house movement? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1404 And you thought it was a cat. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
1405 Think he'll die soon? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1406 It's no use , he just can't think inside the box. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1407 It's part of a corporate retreat. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1408 What's a contact lens? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1409 I see what you mean. He looks miserable; we should switch back to the clumping litter. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1410 I wonder if Cat Poop Checker is another one of those careers in the service industry? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1411 It's sort of like a resistence pool for people who like the desert.... 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1412 He's been cast into the litter box of history. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1413 Needle in a haystack. Contact lens in a sandbox. Same thing, 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1414 We never had to worry about someone crawling through our sandbox when we lived in the burbs. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1415 My Dad watched,'Lawrence of Arabia',again last night! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1416 Man on a Hot Tin Roof 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1417 After adult coloring books, sandboxes were the next logical step. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1418 He's a leftover from 90's beach volleyball 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1419 Shall we let our ramp building skills be known? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1420 Textbook post-traumatic sandbox disorder. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1421 He said something about 'Panama Papers;' do you know what that is? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1422 In the next scene my dad reenacts Lawrence's first meeting with Prince Faisal. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1423 Hey Mister, the oasis is over on 53rd St. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1424 Where are some buzzards when you need 'em? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1425 To understand "Lawrence of Arabia" you have to understand the sand. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
1426 This might explain why we've had a substitute for Mr. Johnson this month ! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1427 Hey Mister, it's time to start thinking out of the box. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1428 My inner child demands attention. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1429 Hank's got the advertising account for our new bottled water client. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1430 If he doesn't make it, we can bury him. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1431 Show me a hotter, grittier performance artist working today. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1432 He's your typical method actor about to do a bottled water commercial. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1433 He aced the wading pool, Sandra, but the sandbox is throwing him for a loop. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1434 The sands of time wait for no man. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1435 Scrap the castle. I guess we're building an oasis. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
1436 So that's adulthood. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1437 Did he find his contact lens yet? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
1438 We're trying ashtray aversion therapy to cure his smoking habit. If that doesn't work, we'll show him photos of Bette Davis at eighty. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1439 Did we forget to water yesterday? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
1440 I forgot dad has an audition today. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1441 It's something called the Stanislavski Method. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1442 This whole thing is a mirage. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1443 We've been out-imaginationed by a grownup. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1444 Cats the musical, deleted scenes. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1445 Another parent lost without his cell phone 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1446 Adults take things way too seriously. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1447 When he stops twitching we'll dig up his pocket change. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1448 I started with a castle, but I then realized that a performance piece would be more expressive of my deep existential yearning. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1449 And here we have the performance art piece "All my assets were in Lehman stock" 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1450 I lost it in the sandbox dad. Not the litter box. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1451 Worst. MeetUp. Ever. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1452 Get the hose, otherwise we'll wait all day. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1453 His 'thirty minutes' were up ages ago. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1454 He says he's going to write a book about it 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1455 Dad takes 'freeze tag' very seriously. 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
1456 Where's the horse with no name ? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1457 Suburban kids only have to worry about cats using their sandbox. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1458 Dude!? This is our beach. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1459 It's just Desert Storm flashbacks 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1460 He worked with Jackson Pollock.. He may be a while. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1461 His favorite film is "The English Patient" 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1462 First Mrs. Billingsley's cat, now this. We need a rake. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1463 Poor Fred thinks he's auditioning for Cats again. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1464 I think he's going to be a while. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1465 I'd lend a hand BUT he looks Syrian. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1466 Did we forget to dig him out last week ? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1467 I think the time is ripe to open that lemonade stand your always talking about. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1468 The sands of time have caught up with old Barney 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1469 He sure doesn't play well in the sand box. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1470 He's got to start thinking outside the box. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1471 Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a rather depressing one. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1472 Should we card him? He doesn't look under 6 to me. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1473 He was there when the sand was delivered. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1474 ... And when his numbers dipped the brokerage firm banished him to the desert. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1475 We may be here awhile - he keeps losing count. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1476 It's cat scratch fever. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1477 His parents just got divorced. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1478 We could put sand in his pants. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1479 He still misses Gilligan's Island. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1480 It must be a mirage. I see New York City. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1481 We really are getting the full New York experience at this Airbnb. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1482 Apparently, his ship was sunk by Captain Morgan and he's been stranded here since Friday. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1483 Grownup cartoons are so stupid. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1484 Maybe WE'RE just a mirage. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1485 Wall Street gave him $25 million to disrupt the sandbox industry. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1486 Somehow I don't think water is what he's looking for. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1487 When mom puts him out, dad prefers the cat's box to the dog's house. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1488 Forty years later and he still hasn't come in from recess. Legendary. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1489 It's OK. My drunk uncle thinks he's a cat. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1490 Still searching for the offshore tax shelters. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1491 Um, Mister, can we have a turn? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1492 Something about being a method actor rehearsing for a desert scene. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1493 He used to headline at The Sands. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1494 He lost his metal detector. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1495 I guess that's why the Sandman prefers to come at night... 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1496 He's a rescue dad. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1497 The sad thing is, he thought he'd asked for dessert. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1498 ... and in the winter, he used to walk to school barefoot, uphill, both ways. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1499 The buzzards are here. How much longer for recess? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1500 Betcha his Fitbit is confused. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1501 This guy will never make it to the corporate ladder. 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
1502 You were the one who wanted an adult playground on the roof. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1503 If he thinks he's a cat, we will have to play somewhere else. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1504 So, can't he, like, find a desert to play in? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1505 No wonder my VR glasses were so cheap! 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1506 See! they never think outside the box 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1507 Dad always goes to the worst case scenario. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1508 I think he's looking for his dignity. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1509 He still hasn't learn to use a toilet 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
1510 He says he couldn't afford a metal detector. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1511 His boss told him to get lost, but he's out of vacation days. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1512 We suggest you try some out-of-the-box thinking. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1513 New York's latest fitness craze: SandStraggle 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1514 It's an Infinity Sand Pit, set to replicate our current electoral process. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1515 In his most difficult challenge yet, David Blaine goes thirty days without his smart phone. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1516 It's a shame we couldn't afford the "scoop free" brand. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1517 He hasn't been the same since Mom locked him out of the bathroom. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1518 It's Daniel Day-Lewis preparing for a new role. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1519 Folks, it's been six days and this has turned from amusing performance art to something much more perverse. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1520 He lost his wallet at the beach, but the light is better here. 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
1521 We are standing on the roof of the sandbox museum trying to assess if the man in the sandbox is part of this exhibition or merely a casualty of a guided tour that had gone horribly wrong. Do you care to comment? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1522 Maybe if we add water he'll think he's at the beach. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1523 I'll admit that I doubted the litter boxes for the homeless idea. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1524 He's been doing laps all morning. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1525 He was the most recent head of marketing for Volkswagen's diesel engine division. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1526 He's the method actor on the ground floor. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1527 Retired sandhog I'll bet 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1528 Here we go. Another 'method' actor. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1529 He lost it here as a child... 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1530 It's a risk assessment for the co-op's Sahara trek. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1531 Apparently he models for New Yorker cartoons. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1532 It's NCSD. No Childhood Sandbox Disorder. 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
1533 Without consequences sales goals are meaningless. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1534 Unfortunately for us, his mirage is an endless pool. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1535 Do you think he needs a drink or a cigarette? 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1536 I've already suggested that he think outside the box. 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
1537 I wish he'd go back to his Google playpen and leave our sandbox alone. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1538 He says we can have it next after he finds his camel. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1539 Well, I guess that's what happens when there is a sandbox on the roof of the Actors Studio. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1540 Mother says its imperfect, but he does keep the cats out. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1541 Dad fell off the wagon again, he's trying to dry out 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1542 He’s our top performer, but he tends to slow down when he gets near the finish line. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1543 He'd better start thinking outside the box. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1544 Told you we should've built an oasis! 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1545 Mom brought him back from Arizona. I think we were both hoping he'd be a better play date. 1.2500 0.09029 24 18 6 0
1546 It's just another day in the existential sandbox. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1547 Can your Dad please take his Ishtar fantasies elsewhere? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1548 We should check the pool. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1549 He won't leave without a caption. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1550 He's paid to check for needles. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1551 Did your Dad watch Survivor again last night? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1552 he is looking for his inner child 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1553 I don't know. The plaque says, 'Wall Street, 2008'. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1554 Are we there yet ? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1555 Gives new meaning to Metallica's, Enter Sandman 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1556 Maybe next time he'll think twice about taking someone's clearly labeled yogurt. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1557 He's always been prone to exaggeration. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1558 He swears his geo-cache led him here... 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
1559 My parents said admissions standards really fell this year. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
1560 Do you think we should tell him that he won't actually meet Trump when he's done? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
1561 I hope you didn't take my buried treasure story seriously. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1562 He's myopic: the world is his desert. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1563 That reminds me. I forgot to feed the cat. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1564 Universal Pre-K 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1565 He's on a pace to break his personal best. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1566 I know he wonders where his pail and shovel have gone. I'd think he'd be more concerned about his missing umbrella. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1567 He said he lost his shell company 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1568 He needs a new therapist. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1569 Mr. B insists on 'method acting' during play-time. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1570 When he told me he was a sand hog, I assumed he meant professionally! 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1571 His fitness watch broke, so he has no idea when to stop. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1572 The worst part of owning a human. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1573 He'll be out soon. He thinks the oasis is just over the the next hill. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1574 Do any of your friends have quicksand? 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1575 He sees Life as a desert, not a playground. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1576 He's the mastermind behind adult coloring books. This was supposed to be his next big thing... 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1577 Dad, Mom said she renewed the sports channels so you don't have to play with us anymore. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1578 Usually it's cats. 1.2414 0.11802 29 25 1 3
1579 He just tore off his nicotine patch and said he'd crawl a mile for a Camel. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1580 It's ours when the vultures leave. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1581 His first choice was a lap pool. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1582 It's named 'Lost Childhood', but honestly, I just don't get Performance Art. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1583 He lost his marbles 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1584 Let's call the "Darwin Award" people. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1585 He's a struggling cartoonist. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1586 I think we should go back to 'talk therapy'. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1587 I say, Mary, that is the best crawl of shame I have seen all week. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1588 This is almost as revolting as that guy who thought he was a cat. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1589 At least it's not the cat 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1590 he is practicing for his trip to the Death Valley 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1591 But we don't LIKE playing Tom Hanks in "Castaway". 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1592 He's a performance artist... whatever the hell that is. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1593 This is the perfect example of why I'm propelled to pursue my interest in evolutionary psychology. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1594 I think it's Mr. Katz from the 8th floor. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1595 Mr. Harper says it's a metaphor about the learning minds of 5th graders, but I just think it's creepy. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1596 You can take the man out of the Gobi but you can't take the Gobi out of the man! 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1597 The catalog says this one is 'Sahara at Noon,' $22,500. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1598 He's a thirsting artist. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1599 Says he lost his phone. Can't get out without GPS. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1600 The best way to get the deepest bond with your cat is to spend a month in her paws. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1601 Dad just hasn't been the same since Burning Man 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1602 Dad gets nostalgic for our summers at the beach. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1603 I think he's practicing for a cartoon. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1604 Mom says it's something to do with his spirit guide 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1605 How come when we stared at the cute girl in the hot tub she got right out? 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1606 Should we tell him this is not the little stretch of beach he's worked for all his life? 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1607 Amenities don't include pool or beach but we do have sand and free use of the shovel. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1608 Well on the bright side, we're not seeing as much cat poop. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1609 His camel ran off. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1610 Apparently the adult imagination, while still quite vivid, has lost its sense of wonder and creativity 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1611 Oh,I got it,Bogie in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1612 I think it's time we think outside the box. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1613 My Dad did this once in our backyard sandbox. Now he lives at the Red Roof Inn near the airport. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1614 You know our Kickstarter was just $60 short of getting the paddling pool too. 1.2414 0.11802 29 25 1 3
1615 These millennials are so dramatic. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1616 Apparently we're some kind of mirage. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1617 Wonder what part of Bernie's grand vision he fits into. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1618 He's taking all the fun out of it for me. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1619 A selfie would sober him up. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1620 Did you bring the sanitizer? 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1621 Just get him water and he'll leave. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1622 He's practicing for his move to southern California 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1623 He's actually feelin' THE BERN! 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1624 Crawling hours are between 8 and 10. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1625 We're only changing kitty litter. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1626 I thought he was making progress...Last week he was in a lounge chair with a Mai Tai 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1627 Oh that's just my imaginary friend the English Patient 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1628 Worst case of PTSD I've ever seen 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1629 The man is the mirage. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1630 I don't feel like playing this anymore. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1631 He was a liberal arts major. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1632 He says he getting in shape to be on "Survivor" 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1633 Hey! Other people need to uncover repressed childhood memories in that sandbox too you know! 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1634 The Oasis Hotel is the next building over 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1635 Back with more thinking inside a box after this... 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1636 He can't go on. He must go on. He goes on. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1637 Sure he's listening to his inner child, but his adult is so big! 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1638 He started out as a third grader but his parents have been in litigation since 1998. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1639 We use only authentic artisanal sand. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1640 I saw this installment in the Guggenheim last month 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1641 So he's the presumptive Republican Presidential candidate. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1642 I'am thinking Depends next time. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1643 He's been trying to find himself for days. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1644 Are you sure you asked Dad for a front loader not a freeloader? 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1645 Dad's been so weird since his Hawaii vacation got cancelled. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1646 My dad can't think outside the box. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1647 How long has your dad been training for the Sahara marathon? 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1648 I don't have the heart to tell Daniel Day Lewis the shoot has wrapped. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1649 Who's gonna tell him we're here to clean the litterbox? 1.2414 0.11802 29 25 1 3
1650 He's not going to....... Oh no, please! Not in our sandbox! 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1651 I agree, Millie, not finding the plastic shovel and rake is the least if his problems. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1652 He claims this is how Brando started. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
1653 Our other amenity is a resistance pool. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
1654 He came with the Sand 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
1655 I think it's called a mid-life crisis. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
1656 I call it "'Funk'-Shui". 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
1657 I hope that's clumping. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
1658 Maybe Mr. Phelps should stop teaching middle-school math. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
1659 Let's cut him some slack. He's probably just retired. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
1660 Every habitat has its unique flora and fauna. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
1661 He's a cross between Up on the Roof and Under the Boardwalk 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
1662 How many times will he have to repeat 1st grade? He's scared the children away now! 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
1663 I don't want to hold the shovel. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
1664 They call him Lawrence of Batavia. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
1665 He is looking for lost Delegates. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
1666 Treadmill desks are for wimps. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
1667 He misses his cat. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
1668 This prepares them for the worst - our Death Valley simulator 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
1669 It's okay. He's just having "one of those days". 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
1670 He does the whole Zen thing way better than us. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
1671 I wonder if he knows that's a litter box? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
1672 He spent the winter in the Republican Echo Chamber. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
1673 The Co-Op Board wouldn't let us have a cat. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
1674 Although it looked great in the catalog, Bob ultimately lived to regret purchasing an Endless Sandbox. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
1675 We're trying this to help Jason get over that weekend he was lost in the Mojave. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
1676 He still believe the old legend: Where is sand there is camel". 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
1677 Ever feel like life's a desert and you're the mirage? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
1678 i hope he doesn't have diarrhea this time 1.2333 0.11430 30 26 1 3
1679 My dad's a Republican delegate who just got done meeting with both the Trump and the Cruz campaigns and is searching for his sanity. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
1680 I like the old intern better. 1.2333 0.07854 30 23 7 0
1681 Yet another "Desert Survival - The Series" trainee cutting into our sandbox time. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1682 It's my pop. He's in training for one of those reality TV shows. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1683 Unable to assimilate back into his daily life, Chuck Noland found solace in familiarity 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1684 I hope we're not his mirage. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1685 Studies show that all problems begin in pre-k. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1686 I'm helping him think outside of the box. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1687 He's been in there for days trying to "think outside the box." 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1688 He is absolutely unable to think outside the box. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1689 It's Mr. Katz from 6B. He's a method actor. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1690 I'll never make it out of this desert alive unless I find my contacts! 1.2308 0.12779 26 23 0 3
1691 Water...Sparkling. Water. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1692 Incentives make filming within the city a good deal. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1693 The test server is overheating. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1694 We should build a wall. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1695 'Yard Time" has a different meaning in these white-collar prisons. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1696 My Dad would never survive in the real world. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1697 I guess we'll have to wait to clean the litter box! 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1698 He seems to be searching for the Republican candidate who might win. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1699 Our AirBnB guests just love the "extreme conditions" package. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1700 He's really serious about this new Castaway diet plan. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1701 What a drama queen. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1702 Year 22: Still lost in the desert with no food or water. All my friends have left and I can't seem to find any exits. I will continue to search this sandy box 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1703 At least he buried it. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1704 I think he just meowed. Let's get out of here. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1705 Using our sand box for detox again, dad? We’re telling mom. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1706 He's having another sand trap flashback. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1707 I guess that we shouldn't play with his smart phone in the sand box. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1708 When he was our age he used to walk five miles to school too. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1709 Last week it was a cat problem. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1710 In this sandbox, you tough it out. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1711 He's rehearsing; he got a part in the Lawrence of Arabia remake. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1712 I wanna play with him, but if he's been here that long there's no way that sand is dry. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1713 Of course I'd love it if he'd leave our sandbox, but right now our main concern should be the camel he had with him last week. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1714 Are those mom's ashes? 1.2308 0.12779 26 23 0 3
1715 By the time he finds the nickel he lost, it will only be worth a penny and a half. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1716 Is it time to change his sand? 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1717 He's been stranded up here since morning. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1718 They just don't make quicksand like they used to. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1719 He can't see the sand for the box. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1720 Proving yet again,'if you build it, he will come.' 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
1721 Not sure this beachfront timeshare is working out. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1722 And for our final exhibit, we have Tom Hanks training for Cast Away II. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
1723 Is he the sandman? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1724 He really needs to grow up. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1725 I just can't get him to think outside the box. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
1726 Oh, yeah? My dad can crawl slower than your dad. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1727 My dad tends to overdo staycations. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1728 A stray cat ate his car keys 3 days ago. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1729 That guy needs to learn to drink outside the box 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1730 Performance art my ass, I want the sandbox! 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1731 Well, he needs to go before the children get home. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1732 Our weatherman was right about an urban heat island. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1733 I just wish he would try and recapture his youth somewhere else. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1734 He appears every morning but if you try to get closer, he vanishes. " 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1735 This is corporate's sandbox. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1736 I don't know what he's been looking for all day, but I'm pretty sure he has low expectations. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1737 Heads or tails? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1738 It's an Infinity sandbox. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1739 It's like our sandbox has turned into a New Yorker cartoon. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1740 How long has your dad identified as a cat? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1741 I can hardly wait until the "Adult Crawl" hour is over. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1742 "Dad, your Evian is just downstairs in the car". 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1743 After years of therapy, it was the only 'ordeal' he could think of. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1744 It's been a week now but you't think he'd of found his way out of there by now without a cellphone app to give him directions. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1745 He left a dead mouse on the teeter-totter. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1746 In training for global warming. 10% inspiration, 90% desiccation. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1747 Come on, use your words. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1748 Looks like Leo is trying to win another Oscar... 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1749 Do ya think he's been wormed? 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1750 Forget the pail and shovel, how quickly can we build a lemonade stand? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1751 Plays well with others - Undetermined. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1752 You do Stanislavski proud, but could we just move along? 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1753 These extreme sports are not for me. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1754 Now it's considered an "artisan micro-desert." 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1755 Another island vacation trip booked with an expired card. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1756 Al Gore's new sculptures are anything but subtle. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1757 ''You tell him his therapy session is over.'' 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1758 I'll go get the lemonade stand. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1759 Not sure just water is going to do it. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1760 He just needs to start thinking outside of it. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1761 I blame myself. I asked Dad to read me some Camus at bedtime, and the next day he quit CrossFit and started calling this his infinity sandbox. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1762 In a moment of clarity, long since gone, he envisioned a mandala. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1763 It's my greatest sand sculpture yet. I'm calling it 'Election Season'. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1764 Hypnotists shouldn't practice in the mirror. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1765 Churlish of me to say that it is neither performance nor art. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1766 I'm thinking Sphinx. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1767 He's disoriented and hallucinating. Just think, that'll be us when we're teenagers. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1768 Dad, try thinking outside the box. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1769 He should be ready for a nap in about an hour. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1770 He says he's looking for a contact lens, but I think it's his misspent youth. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1771 My Dad is waiting for his ship to come in. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1772 He misses the desert. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1773 Spare the rod and spoil the inner child. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1774 Our theater teacher is going too "method" for our Beau Geste production. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1775 Leave him in a bit longer...I think the Sandbox-Detox idea is showing promise. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1776 If you haven't found your identity yet, maybe someone else would like a turn. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1777 And finally, our rooftop installation juxtaposes the elements with the shear force of human exploration. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1778 Pop takes his cartoon modeling career seriously. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1779 It's just a mirage. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1780 His name's Bond -- vagabond. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1781 he is known for thinking outside the box.... 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1782 its the opposite of a lap pool. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1783 Darn! The desert prophet qualified for rent control! 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1784 He keeps saying something about finding his lost youth. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1785 Searching for Neverland. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1786 Fluffy's method acting is really coming along. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1787 Should we just give him his shovel and move on? 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1788 I't's titled 'Man Seeking Lost Youth' 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1789 He is practicing for the 'Death Valley Marathon' 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1790 I hate Saturday mornings! 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1791 Burt Lancaster? 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1792 Show some respect, the man wrote Pet Sounds. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1793 He mumbled something about losing his horse with no name. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1794 Least he's not yelling 'Wilson' like the last guy. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1795 He looks to be having trouble thinking outside the sandbox 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1796 when mommy said he was a golddigger i thought she meant something else 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1797 I get it Dad, I don't need an Oculus Rift 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1798 He'd be out of there in a minute if they'd get the mirage installed in the other corner. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1799 The minute he finds that there's no water hole, I'm outta here... 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1800 Your father's re-enactment of "The Lost Patrol" is laudable but frankly feels a bit cramped. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1801 Unfortunately, he doesn't bore easily. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1802 Let's hope he doesn't think he's a cat. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1803 He always takes so long to decide where to go. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1804 It seems Gerald was serious about that post-apocalypse training. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1805 Maybe we should tell him we found his camel yesterday. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1806 I told you our rooftop sandbox was weird. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1807 Puberty is a bitch, man. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1808 Start worrying if he meows. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1809 The endless pool wasn't a bad idea, but this...? 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1810 You said your Dad's a method actor? 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1811 Boy, this is a bad place to lose a contact. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1812 He gave me $5 and said something about a French Foreign Legion fantasy. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1813 It seems that coloring books are the gateway drug. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1814 He calls it "The Mirage" but still seems like a cultural desert to me. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1815 If you build it, they will crawl. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1816 He appears to need it more than us. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1817 I hate when Dad loses his keys. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1818 Maybe I gave him the wrong directions. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1819 He says the treadmill is for snobs. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1820 It's so irritating that he is totally unaware that we have the sand box reserved from 3pm to 4pm every Thursday. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1821 It's hard to know if he's method acting or trying to qualify for the Darwin Awards... 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1822 He needs to think out of the box. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1823 He's searching for the nearest Starbucks. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1824 Wait until he gets to the cliffs. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1825 Adding the smell of garbage really takes hyperrealist sculpture to the next level. The Whitney will beg for it. 1.2222 0.12327 27 24 0 3
1826 Do you think his mother knows where he is? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1827 My Dad's not unemployed - he's left the workforce. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1828 He says he misses the DRY heat 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1829 Rosemud 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1830 You'd think at some point he'd give up looking for his keys and just call Uber. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1831 Life's not always a beach. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1832 Oh the indignity of being held back 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1833 If he strikes oil we need to be ready. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1834 He says he's on the road to Morocco. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1835 The store said he'd clean himself, but I frankly don't know how much longer we can wait. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1836 This is an unintended result of extended family leave. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1837 He said it reminds him of parenting.... 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1838 He's a great teacher - but he does get these cartoon cliche flashbacks. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1839 He's inspired me to rethink the medium. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1840 Don't look now but I think the man who says he'll do anything is about to draw a line in the sand. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1841 Hey buddy, take your perpetual adolescence elsewhere - we have a castle to build 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
1842 He comes here for the Jersey shore experience. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1843 He's practicing for the Board of Directors meeting next week. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
1844 I think we should tell him about endless pools. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1845 It's called a "Man Box." 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1846 He says he's lost. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1847 I told you they were shooting the remake of the Hangover here!! 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1848 He was going to drill before the market collapsed. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1849 He has a reservation but I think his time is almost up. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1850 I picked a bad day to quit hand sanitizer. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1851 He's going to drink well tonight. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1852 He's one of the biggest players on Wall Street. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1853 Do you think he appreciates that we built him a mirage? 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1854 He's rehearsing for a modeling job at the New Yorker 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1855 We're marketing it as the Infinity Sandbox 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1856 His iPhone is not the only thing the cat buried in there. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1857 Looks like Gregory finally got his Infinite Desert installed. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1858 You were right. No shoes allowed. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1859 This is why I'm not a fan of hot yoga. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1860 This is exactly why I stopped wearing contact lenses. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1861 He's forgotten how to think inside the box 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1862 And when he's done playing stranded on the desert island, he goes down to the trash room and plays post-apocalyptic scavenger. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1863 Rehearsals for the playlot version of Lawrence of Arabia were not going well. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1864 It is going to be the next Soul Cycle. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1865 This installation would look better at MoMA. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1866 I cleaned up after the cat; you clean up after Mr. Phillips. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1867 I forgot to tell you that there's a time share on the sand box with the bar down the street. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1868 I killed him in the Kalahari Desert and got him stuffed 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1869 And here we have the iconic "beach bum" in his natural element. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1870 Here's why Occupy Sandbox failed. No movement. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1871 Some where in here is my contact lens! 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1872 It's a mirage, like Trump. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1873 With global warming, we'll be seeing more of these rooftop gardens converted to rooftop Saharas. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1874 I'm starting to think we're just a part of his imagination. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1875 He played first base for the '86 Mets. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1876 Once dad has finished looking for gold nuggets, we can have our turn 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1877 Him again. I'll go get an Aquafina. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1878 He began to worry that his audience wasn't sophisticated enough to understand his performance art. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1879 Once you've served in the French Foreign Legion, it's in your blood. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1880 That's what happens when you major in economics and environmental science. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1881 Let's hope this is just a phase he's going through. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1882 The artisanal sand make the experience so much more authentic. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1883 Dad's reliving his "glory days" in desert storm again. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1884 I'm just happy my name's not Wilson. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1885 I guess if You hang around the Cat Litter Box long enough, You are going to end up using it. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1886 Must be from California. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1887 Must have been a big cat. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1888 Maybe it's time to rethink your stance on quitting. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1889 He's an embarrassment to the Boy Scouts. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1890 I guess some people never grow up! 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1891 Mummy says that the only decent thing to do is clean its litter box twice daily. Apparently, it builds character. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1892 Why, thank you! It took all day and $50 to complete; I call it "A Realist's Surrealist's Life in the Age of Global Warming". 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1893 Let's help get to the bottom of this. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1894 Maybe it's a mirage. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1895 Tell me again why we volunteered to keep the sandbox clean. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1896 We are piping in the ocean sounds. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1897 I call it 'Isolation in the City' 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1898 We suggest you start thinking out of the box. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1899 The last stage of the co-op board approval process, he's trying to buy 3A. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1900 Your dad's not just a helicopter parent; he's a Black Hawk down. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1901 Some kids like to play "house." Mark likes to play "Shawshank Redemption." 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1902 He finally used his one vacation day 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1903 He says he is following doctors orders. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1904 I get the feeling it may be too hot to play in the sandbox today. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1905 "Unscented," my ass. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1906 Twelve seconds into survivor sandbox and Watson appears ro be fading fast. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1907 See what happens when you ignore the big picture? 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1908 It's like an endless pool, except without the water. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1909 Are you sure you want to go back to thinking inside the box? 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1910 That guy's inner child really needs a time out. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1911 We can use it as soon as he gets to the mirage and realizes there's no water. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1912 Not everyone is cured by sandbox therapy. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1913 It's my first solo exhibition. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1914 I guess no man really is an island 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1915 I think your pops needs a creative outlet. Community theater perhaps? 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1916 We'll just have to wait until the buzzards come to get him. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1917 Ever since the new version of Lawrence of Arabia was announced, this place has been lousy with method actors. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1918 Cat man, don't! 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1919 His boss told him to play in the sandbox. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1920 Wait, I thought the cat had it on Thursdays. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1921 Dad’s been on the wagon since noon. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1922 Somehow I thought lycanthropy would be cooler. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1923 It looks like Dad confused his medical medication with the catnip again. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1924 Like we planned: you tell him about the oasis while I get his wallet. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1925 We'll eat when he finishes his laps. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1926 It's a Fluxus performance art work my mother bought for me. I wanted a BMX bike, but she's been trying to push post-modern worldviews on me. Whatevs. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1927 He's been here for 40 days and 40 nights. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1928 He gave up plastic water bottles a long time ago. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1929 He should have turned left at Albuquerque. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1930 Higby hasn't been quite right since we went to mouse-less, touch screens. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1931 When is lap time up?? 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1932 The millennials have taken over the neighborhood. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1933 He must be another method actor. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1934 It's not as disturbing as Yoko Ono's "Cut Piece" but does make you think." 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1935 You're human litter box experiment doesn't appear to be working. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1936 One less Trump hat in the world. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1937 I hate it when The Catman shows up... 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1938 He came with the kit. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1939 We go around and around. I say it's our turn....he says he lost a contact lens in 1997. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1940 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the sandbox? 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1941 I know that crawling out of the desert was a defining moment in his life, but it's our turn! 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1942 Fetch a pail of water. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1943 Dad really needs to stop playing Castaway 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1944 I'd ask him to give me a turn, but I don't think I have that level of commitment. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1945 It's a new workout. I think he's on his last lap. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1946 He can't get out of the sand in golf either. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1947 Please tell me he didn't actually use that as a litter box. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1948 He's been lost in that sandbox a long time. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1949 Interesting situation. I'll bet my shovel against your bucket that he doesn't make it. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1950 They say he still waits for his mother to call him home 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1951 And I thought WE were method. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1952 He lost 27 pounds with the Stranded in the Desert regiment. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1953 he never got over losing a contact lens on the beach 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1954 He's not nuts, just preparing for climate change. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1955 He's training to be in the New Yorker. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1956 This is our prototype Zumba Sandbox home edition. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1957 Real estate in this city has always been bad, but this is unbelievable. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1958 He’s definitely testing our noblesse oblige. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1959 He says he needs flavored Himalayan sparkling vitamin-enriched water. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1960 Dad never thinks outside the box. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1961 He's not leaving until he finds his cat. 1.2143 0.11905 28 25 0 3
1962 Dad's reliving his life as a former castaway 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1963 Is wearing a tie too much to ask? 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1964 He missed my lecture on Thinking Outside The Box... 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1965 Dad is determined to find your contact lens. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1966 He's really taking this casting call for "Survivor, Death Valley" seriously. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1967 Up until this discovery, we thought that Millennials were extinct. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1968 He's helping us test for a new kitty litter product 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1969 "Surely the add read, bring "Pail and Shovel" not "Pale and Disheveled". 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1970 We've taken him out and dumped him off several times, but he always comes back. Might as well admit he's our cat now. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1971 He's been at it for 3 hours now, and I don't have the heart to tell him that I already found his dignity. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1972 Just stick a potted plant & a bucket of water over there. Maybe he'll think it's an oasis! 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1973 He keeps repeating, 'Damn tribal council.' 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1974 He told me he was a method cartoonist. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1975 Look Dawn. It's a new fossil to add to the collection. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1976 Now, is this your dad's masochism, your mom's sadism, or both? 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1977 With the marathon only a week away, the sand training became particularly rigorous. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1978 My cat rents it out by the hour. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1979 I don't think I like this year's hot new toy. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1980 Summer sandbox hours are hell. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1981 Do you think he'll ever get tired of playing lost in the desert? 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1982 Daddy calls it urban sprawl. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1983 He's always been known as a dramatic actor. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1984 My dad is such a drama queen. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1985 In an existential sense, maybe we are merely part of his mirage. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1986 Last time he stayed in there for forty days. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1987 HE'LL LEAVE IF WE GET HIM A GLASS OF WATER. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1988 Believing in climate change sometimes means playing in the sandbox alone. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1989 I call it "Death Valley." 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1990 First they take our coloring books, now our sandboxes. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1991 He says he can't find his contacts. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1992 Either we ride him like a pony, or our playdate is ruined. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1993 Gene and Nicky watched skeptically as their neighbor, an out-of-work actor, showed them how to "really play". 1.2143 0.11905 28 25 0 3
1994 That reminds me; we booked you in 'coach' to your meeting on Thursday. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1995 He's rehearsing for his role in "Lawrence of Arabia." 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1996 Since when is this playground paleo? 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1997 No rest for the weary. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
1998 VRBO promised him beach access. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1999 Thats one odd cat. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
2000 I call it "Art Basel Miami Beach." 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
2001 I told you getting a sandbox with such a high feral population around was a bad idea. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
2002 It's hard to find your marbles when you've lost them in a sandbox. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
2003 Hey Mister. It's our turn. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
2004 I think he Feels the Bern. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
2005 At what point do you think we should tell them it's not in there? 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
2006 It's possible that crawling therapy can help ADHD, but I'm not so sure about alcoholism. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
2007 Maybe we should build him a rooftop oasis. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
2008 My dad's been using it to train for "Survivor." 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
2009 He thinks all this is a mirage. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
2010 That's why we take GPS. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
2011 Oh, that's just the new gym teacher. He practices his survival skills everyday. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
2012 They say he's still searching for that hope and change he was promised. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
2013 Maybe your dad should just get you an actual cat to teach you some responsibility. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
2014 Stephen was vexed by the lack of water in his latest mirage. 1.2143 0.10736 28 24 2 2
2015 He thinks we're the mirage. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
2016 This is not cool. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
2017 Mr. Jenkins, Principal Morris said that he's sorry your wife kicked you out but you can't sleep in the sand box no more. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
2018 we don't want to be around when he finds that contact lens 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
2019 It's another Trump intern practicing how to draw a line in the sand 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
2020 I guess he's working up a thirst. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2021 It's a section of the Urban Wasteland Trail. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2022 Method acting obviously!! Prepping for the eventual Lawrence of Arabia Part II 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2023 He 's showing me "sans serif" texting. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2024 He must be a mirage. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2025 What part of "You're grown up now" doesn't he understand? 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2026 He still has flashbacks to that last, harrowing cartoon. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2027 He should see the oasis any second now. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2028 There's an app for that. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2029 This is the latest thing since waterboarding: we make them believe they are in the desert with NO water. We call it waterhoarding. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2030 He was a legionnaire. He's training for a marathon. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2031 I was willing to accommodate his feline persona, but I think we need a bigger scooper. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2032 On his 40th birthday, he'll switch to the 'land of milk and honey' box. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2033 I'm sure I saw that guy on page 32. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2034 He's here every day rehearsing for that survivor show. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2035 I thought that Gary's email said "come up to the roof for a little dessert" 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2036 You'd never guess it, but Jones actually plays quite well with others in the sandbox. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2037 I just want to feel like a kid again. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2038 Do we bring him a "bottle or a bowl" of water? 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2039 I call it 'Soul of Wall Street.' 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2040 He only drinks outside the box 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2041 The only way he'll acknowledge us is if we pretend to be rescuers and I'm not ready for that yet. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2042 Ah, looking for the grain of truth. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2043 Don't worry, he's just a mirage. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2044 Apparently all the better deserts have been overrun by inconsiderate refugees. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2045 It's called mirage parenting. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2046 ...And this is our advanced scratch and sniff program. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2047 Why do adults always sweat the small stuff? 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2048 He's been practicing not asking for directions. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2049 Should we tell him we're not part of a mirage? 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2050 Why does your dad keeps saying, ‘Vacation, vacation’? 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2051 So much for his hypothesis that it was easier than a haystack. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2052 I hate it when Uncle Len forgets his apartment key. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2053 I guess he misses life in L.A.! 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2054 I told you that after adult coloring books we would get adult sandboxes. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2055 C'mon Dad its not funny anymore! 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2056 We bought GENUINE desert sand! 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2057 Still looking for that urban oasis .... 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2058 My Mom says it's something called French Foreign Legionnaires' Disease. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2059 Lessons in urban sustainability at the new elementary charter school 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2060 I think I'll pass on the desert simulator 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2061 Mom insists this is healthier for us than computer games. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2062 And the apartment rooftop includes access to a private beach. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2063 I understand he's working on a sequel to "Lawrence of Arabia." 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2064 How long do you think he's going to keep him under there? 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2065 Mom wont let him join the French Foreign Legion. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2066 wow, a desert treadmill.. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2067 He thinks he is now ready to run for President. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2068 He keeps getting lost. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2069 We live in a concrete desert, Marvin. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2070 They call him'The Human Cigarette'. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2071 Bear Grylls, he is not. 1.2069 0.11511 29 26 0 3
2072 Water......Bottled water... 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2073 In art class they did mention that the cubists suffered in a critical desert! 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2074 He just doesn't grasp the concept of manscaping. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2075 It's not an endless desert, Mister; it's a sand box. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2076 I still prefer this over office yoga. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2077 He's a Republican strategist in the vast wasteland created by Obama. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2078 Dad, I found my shovel last week. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2079 This exhibit is called "California Drought, 2015" 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2080 When my mommy told him to go pound sand, he apparently didn't understand what she really meant. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2081 When Lawrence finds what he's looking for, he will go home. When you find what you are looking for, you will go home. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2082 Hey Mister, do you wanna Red Bull? 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2083 He got primaried. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2084 Well, at least it's not a cat. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2085 Daddy's still working on a caption. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2086 He thinks he sees an inflatable pool. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2087 He's a method actor. Moved in last week. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2088 Friday, 4:59pm. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2089 Hailed best installation artist of 2016 this piece is titled "lost contact lens" 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2090 He's still an outdoor dad. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2091 My dad suffers "post Sahara syndrome". 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2092 Is this like when the pool has adult swim? 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2093 My dad REALLY misses Malibu. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2094 Tell your dad that method acting isn't allowed in the sandbox. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2095 I guess it's better then finding a cat in our sandbox. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2096 Mom put him in a time-out after he admitted he voted for Trump in the primary. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2097 Budget imposed desert training. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2098 That was before "No Child Left Behind" 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2099 We'll have to bury him fast to avoid the scavengers. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2100 Your mommy is going to be really mad that you played in your fancy shoes. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2101 Looks like he is training for ISIS. You paint a jail around him and I'll call Donald Trump. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2102 Let's come back later. He looks like he doesn't play nice. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2103 He's training for the Sahara. 4,799,999 laps to go. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2104 It's the latest fitness craze from L.A.: They call it the Global Warming Workout. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2105 Show him the oasis. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2106 Your dad needs to make already; I'm late for my accordion lesson. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2107 It is first on his bucket list. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2108 He's still looking for the palm tree. 1.2069 0.10386 29 25 2 2
2109 He always has to be so dramatic. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2110 I hope he's not doing what I think he's doing. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2111 Should we tell him that's the pet store's litter box? 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2112 Let's get out of here before the digging starts this time. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2113 The Corporate Litterbox 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2114 Time's up, Lawrence of Analysis. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2115 He's in training for a reality show. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2116 Well, there goes the playground. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2117 He started training for the English Channel in a bathtub. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2118 My dad watches him on TV. He's a stock picker. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2119 I thought desert cross training was just a fad too until my dad replaced my sandbox with a crawlmaster 5000. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2120 That reminds me of the TV shows we can't watch. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2121 Art is so strange these days. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2122 Funny, I don't feel like a mirage. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2123 He specializes in Ishtar reenactment. 1.2069 0.09123 29 24 4 1
2124 I think he's looking for his inner child. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
2125 His boss said more play in the sandbox would improve his performance. 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
2126 Virtual desert... 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
2127 Dad, you said in two years it would be our turn. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
2128 Perhaps we're all a mirage. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
2129 Lost your contacts in the sandbox again? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
2130 They told us he grew up on a desert island but maybe we should have adopted a younger child. 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
2131 "He always forgets his pail and shovel." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
2132 "I so wanted to be the enfant terrible . 1.2000 0.10057 30 26 2 2
2133 Dude really digs sand man. 1.2000 0.08841 30 25 4 1
2134 They're in rehearsals for "Lawrence of Astoria." He's playing the camel. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
2135 He says it's either this, or read all those stupid cartoon caption entries again this week. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
2136 Eistein was right. We ran so fast for our bucket and spade that Tommy has gotten really, really old. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
2137 He says he's looking for his lost shaker of salt. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
2138 Early fascination with Lawrence of Arabia. 1.2000 0.08841 30 25 4 1
2139 It's called "Lost in the Urban Desert". 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
2140 Isn't that a little too small for a desert? 1.2000 0.11547 25 22 1 2
2141 Look away, honey, it's a mirage. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
2142 What are we supposed to learn? I don't know. Maybe one person's playful sandbox is another's deadly desert. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
2143 It's our turn, Dad. You've been playing California all week. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
2144 If he bothers you, just tell him you're a mirage. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
2145 It's gone from an urban jungle to an urban desert around here. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
2146 If you build it, they will come. 1.2000 0.10057 30 26 2 2
2147 It's a reverse oasis situation. 1.2000 0.08841 30 25 4 1
2148 maybe his inner child had a difficult childhood 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
2149 Why didn't his mother give him a sippy-cup? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
2150 When John's ancestry results told him he was part Siamese, I didn't think he would take it so literally. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
2151 He still doesn't believe in global warming. 1.2000 0.10057 30 26 2 2
2152 He's looking for a do-over. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
2153 Mom says it's because he can't see the sandbox for the sand. 1.2000 0.08841 30 25 4 1
2154 He’s obviously going nowhere with the company. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
2155 I guess this is what happens if you don't play well in the proverbial sandbox. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2156 Well, you're the one who told him to pound sand 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2157 Some people just never make it out of the sandbox. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2158 He said our turn would come after graduate school. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2159 I thought we were here to play 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2160 He says it's organic and gluten-free. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2161 He doesn't smell well with others. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2162 Don't mind him. He's insane. 1.1923 0.11121 26 23 1 2
2163 He's a sand sculptor and just finishing up his latest masterpiece . He calls it "Desert Floor". 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2164 He told me a week ago he dropped his keys. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2165 This is getting weird. Let's go flip those pancakes. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2166 Should we tell him that's the litter box? 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2167 We dig it, Dad. Sandbox play has its ramifications. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2168 I think that lemonade stand idea of yours has found its moment. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2169 Some of the city's anti-litter laws are going too far. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2170 I don't know what he's looking for, but I don't wanna be here when he finds it! 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2171 Just another old guy trying to navigate the social media of a younger generation. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2172 Should I tell him I already found his nickel? 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2173 He's training for the race against climate change. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2174 He's a model for cartoonists. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2175 He refused to play with the super delegates. 1.1923 0.11121 26 23 1 2
2176 Sorry, my dad is a method actor. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2177 Can you please just go buy some new contact lenses, Dad?!! 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2178 Is this what they mean by sub-Saharan? 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2179 We are evidently all part of an elaborate mirage. 1.1923 0.11121 26 23 1 2
2180 He's not one much for playing nice in the sandbox 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2181 My mom told me it's called 'Performance Art'. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2182 "It's ten thousand steps for the locomotively challenged. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2183 He has not been the same after his rescue. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2184 I'm not sure what his intentions are but I think I heard a meow. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2185 It's NOT a litter box!! 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2186 He does 30 ,minutes of this then 30 of cardio. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2187 He's really got to learn to delegate. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2188 He's sure to win on style points alone 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2189 This may take a while....he says his best marketing ideas come to him in form of a mirage. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2190 He calls it "Trump: Hallucination or Performance?" 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2191 This is our studio sandbox, beautiful view of downtown, and a steal at 2400 a month with first and last plus HOA fee. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2192 What with global warming this is what's left of Gilligan's Island. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2193 Yeah, I don't think dad was paying close attention when the IT guy explained the benefits of sandboxing. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2194 Does he know it's only for cats? 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2195 There's got to be an easier way to achieve organic growth. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2196 I call not cleaning the litter box. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2197 Let's help him dig for water. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2198 I think we need more cement to bury him. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2199 Probably cheaper than going to Hawaii. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2200 I think he calls it Sun Salutation. 1.1923 0.11121 26 23 1 2
2201 He's a loooong way from the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2202 That is one strange looking cat! 1.1923 0.11121 26 23 1 2
2203 Pat runs R&D for our Sahara line. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2204 He's in training for the Sandman. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2205 I swear that's where we buried Grandma. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2206 and for a mere $5.2M, you can get this motorized infinity desert installed on your private deck. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2207 It's been his turn since 1997. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2208 He really needs to wash up on shore. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2209 Let's see if he finds the manna. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2210 He gets like this on LSD. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2211 I want to play. Can't we just call him an Uber? 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2212 He lost his lunch money there long ago and just can't give it up. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
2213 This 'all life's a stage' phase is getting old. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2214 Frank prefers to work on his inner child alfresco. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2215 My Dad studied with Lee Strasberg. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2216 Daniel Day-Lewis is up for a role in the "Garfield" reboot. 1.1852 0.10725 27 24 1 2
2217 Your dad is bumming me out. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2218 I guess your dad's ready to go home. 1.1852 0.10725 27 24 1 2
2219 To heck with sandbox rules--I say we kick him out for his own good! 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2220 I call this one, "Journey to the corner office." 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2221 Your in luck, an oasis is just over the horizon. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2222 He just keeps mumbling something about life being a real beach. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2223 "I'm not sure if he's considered part of the 'Desert Island' roof amenity. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2224 Hes in training for his trip to Los Angeles. 1.1852 0.10725 27 24 1 2
2225 Said he buried $100,000 in negotiable bonds. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2226 This is part of his process. His best ideas come to him in the form of a desert mirage. Right now, he's a little blocked. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2227 I don't know what a flashback is, sir, but we're supposed to take turns. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2228 Okay, now he's copying my cat. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2229 Why suffer in the cold? 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2230 Oh no, Dad's thinking outside the box again. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2231 You think he'll want to borrow our pale and shovel? 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2232 I guess he couldn't sand his 9 to 5 anymore 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2233 I'm thinking it's mom's turn to scoop the box. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2234 Another method actor. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2235 He's taking his Castaway audition a little too seriously. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2236 Now, downward facing dog for unresolved constipation. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2237 We can't just leave him high and dry. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2238 Okay, your dad’s convinced me, an Endless Swimming Pool would be way more fun than our Endless Sandbox. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2239 See?! Global warming is true. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2240 He keeps saying he wants to get to Mount Sinai but that's uptown.... 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2241 Forget the play date, this looks serious. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2242 He's an experiential learner. Now he'll remember that desert has only one "s". 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2243 This is now considered to be affordable housing 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2244 Perhaps you should fill you pail with water. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2245 One of these years he is sure to pass Sandbox 101. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2246 My wading pool has a tiny island with one palm tree. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2247 All we need is a title. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2248 There's gold in them thar sands. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2249 Rumor around school is, poor fella's been wandering that sandbox for years. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2250 So where do the cats go? 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2251 Yesterday he brought a palm tree and threw bottles off the roof. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2252 Garden mirage 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2253 "He's having withdrawal pains from being on 'Survivor'". 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2254 He's rehearsing for the Off Broadway production of "Lawrence of Arabia" 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2255 I can't stop them from referring to it as a penalty. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2256 You can take the drunk out of the sand, but the vomit is another story. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2257 "I call it "The Pursuit of Happiness"'. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2258 Our consulting services can help you and your company think outside the box. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2259 I think he's trying to get a second start in life. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2260 His pants keep a nice crease. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2261 No way! The last time we gave him a glass of water he spilled it. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2262 Don't grow up, kids. It's not worth it. This used to be a lot bigger and a lot more fun. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2263 I hate actors. 1.1852 0.10725 27 24 1 2
2264 Hey pal, we don't inhabit your world of cynicism, hedonism or hypocrisy, so get the hell out our sandbox! 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2265 Too much sun really does make you age. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2266 Looks like we're going to have to wait until the vultures are finished. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2267 We're ready,,turn on the mirage. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2268 Not an other conceptual artist! 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2269 At least it's more spacious than that shoebox he was living in downtown. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2270 Crack is one hell of a drug. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2271 He's never liked the beach and from time to time has to remind himself why he didn't buy a place in the Hamptons. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2272 He's in training for the Dubai Olympics. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2273 Go tell Mom that Dad lost his contacts again. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2274 Is dad really in the sandbox, or is it just a mirage? 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2275 I think our organic art installation is ready for viewing. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2276 He's been hired to star in the remake of Ishtar. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2277 No, he can't leave the box. He's Republican - born without a future tense. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2278 He keeps muttering "single malt, single malt". 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2279 I liked the Goldsworthy installation more. But, hey. We're here. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2280 Your son's really advanced for a 2 year old. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2281 Dad's having another Lost in the Desert Cartoon Syndrome episode. Just wait it out. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2282 I remember what it felt like to sit through Ishtar 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2283 He's our new green AC. Looking at him makes you feel cool. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2284 This is it- rock bottom. 1.1852 0.10725 27 24 1 2
2285 You can take a bum off the beach... 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2286 No Dad, we asked you to impersonate Batman not Catman! 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2287 He's a Method actor auditioning for a remake of "Beau Geste." 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2288 We need to start thinking outside the box. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2289 Just goes to show some programmers never make it to production 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2290 Combines the Art of Cruelty with Regression Therapy. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2291 Has anybody seen my chin? 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2292 I bet that performance artist is going to use the sandbox for our entire recess. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2293 His nanny left him here when he wouldn't leave his wife. 1.1852 0.10725 27 24 1 2
2294 This could get ugly. He identifies as a cat. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2295 'Hey - you're ruining the feng shui." 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2296 Maybe we're both a mirage. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2297 Let's think outside the box. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2298 OMG. It was only a quarter. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2299 Is this what they mean by "Uptown Funk You Up"? 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2300 I thought your dad was a Real Estate Broker?" "No Lenny, I said he was broke. 1.1852 0.10725 27 24 1 2
2301 Let him dig himself out of this one. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2302 Dad, mom says you can come back to bed tonight. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2303 If only he had learned to play well with others in the sandbox... 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2304 He's from Malibu. 1.1852 0.10725 27 24 1 2
2305 I can't sand this anymore. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2306 So, his world really is his sandbox? 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2307 He said something about liquidity drying up. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2308 Dad does tend to be over dramatic 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2309 It's for my report on the California drought. I believe in hyperrealism. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2310 When should we tell him it's a mirage? 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2311 He asked me how far Malibu was. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2312 Is he STILL Looking for his phone? 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2313 ... it looks more like you buried his dignity. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2314 ...Primal Sandbox Therapy. It's all the rage. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2315 It's the newest Fitbit challenge 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2316 Boy, performance art is taking over everything! 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2317 You just never know what the tide might bring. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2318 Poor Jenkins, he always said Sandbox Therapy was a joke... until he lost his Blackberry in there. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2319 Hoo boy, it's Sanderson in 5C! He only plays 'Global Warming'. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2320 It's the neighborhood's first infinite sand box. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2321 I'm still going to vote for him. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2322 I liked it better when your dad was researching how the character in his novel ate bugs to survive. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2323 I think his GPS is off. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2324 You should always carry water on a hike. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2325 Do you want to borrow our shovel and pail? 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2326 I hate to tell him but the Mirage is in Vegas. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2327 I've always said that one man's mirage is just another man's déjà vu. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2328 Next week we'll mountain climb on the HVAC unit. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2329 "This is his tenth life". 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2330 I thought he would have outgrown the sandbox stage by now. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2331 But if we're a mirage does that mean we don't get our juice boxes? 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2332 Don't mind him, Don thinks he's a cat. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2333 He just doesn't have time for beach weekends since the promotion. 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
2334 Just 5 more minutes. 1.1852 0.07618 27 22 5 0
2335 The sand is on a treadmill... I don't know what he's on. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2336 Just the other day he was lost in the swimming pool. We had the Coast Guard come in and rescue him. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2337 It's close to lunchtime and he's still not thinking out of the box.... 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2338 I think he lost his mind 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2339 I hope he covers it up when he's done -- like last time. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2340 Thanks dad - that's a great story of that time when your car broke down in the desert. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2341 He takes Throwback Thursdays way too seriously. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2342 Meow. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2343 Seems much more effective than a lap pool. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2344 ...solves the cat problem. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2345 Walter was big for his age, and hated play time. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2346 Do you think he thinks he's almost there? 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2347 The mind is a terrible thing to waste. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2348 He's going for the Guinness World Record for the longest Pub Crawl. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2349 Jason never did think outside the box. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2350 So lap pools are out? 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2351 He's a Survivalist Fantasy Camper. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2352 Happens every time the Brian Wilson tour bus comes round 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2353 It's been almost an hour and he still can't find his phone. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2354 Mom! Sahara Joe's in our sandbox again! 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2355 His problem is his inability to think outside the box. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2356 Now lets see how he reacts to a bucket of dry ice 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2357 This is what happens when you don't give it water and sunlight 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2358 Dad's been training for his upcoming appearance on SURVIVOR--SAHARA. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2359 Poor Sandy. He never could think outside the box. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2360 Well, this meme has jumped the shark. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2361 My mother does it too, they call it "sand box yoga." 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2362 I hope this isn't going to be like when that cat was living here. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2363 must...find...sippy...cup 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2364 He came with the desert sand. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2365 Ever since he lost his metal detector. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2366 He's trying to go back to where it all began. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2367 Hey, Dad, could you do your penance somewhere else? 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2368 Sandbox games are all the rage nowadays. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2369 He's looking for the old cigarette butts he buried last fall. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2370 He's a true believer in global warming and he's practicing for it. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2371 The chlorine in the lap pool was giving him a rash. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2372 Someone stole his zen garden 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2373 wonder how much he pay for a nice cold glass of lemonade 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2374 this exhibit is called'Lone Survivor'. It was here when the museum opened. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2375 I forget, what is playground etiquette in regard to the weird kid? 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2376 This looks like a scene right out of a New Yorker cartoon. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2377 Kids, you will understand when you grow up. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2378 He's reliving that desert experience. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2379 Bikram sand-tray proved to have limited therapeutic value. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2380 And now our Millenial is reaching the end of his terrible ordeal. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2381 Your dad's vision quest seems short sighted. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2382 I never thought we'd have to Schedule I catnip. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2383 He's an editor for New Yorker magazine. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2384 Shouldn't we tell Mommy? 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2385 Even though we're 'cat people,' maybe we should consider replacing the litter box with a guest bath? 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2386 Looks like Mr. Podeski is feeling dramatic again. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2387 I thought this was a no smoking sandbox. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2388 And I thought your castle was realistic. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2389 ...And among our Fitness Center amenities is our rooftop Lost in the Sahara feature. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2390 Looks like Jimmy's helicopter dad crashed. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2391 Be careful.We don't have enough antibodies to get in there with him. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2392 He must have drank the Trump kool-aid. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2393 Dad is taking 'Dry January' a bit too far. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2394 When they found him, he didn't want to leave. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2395 He says he won't stop until he finds his contact lens. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2396 I thought the sandbox was password protected. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2397 It's the Mayor's damned "Let the Homeless In Your Rooftop Sandbox" initiative. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2398 Would you just pick a spot and go, so I can back to coloring!?! 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2399 Come on Mike. Be reasonable. You've been in there an hour. It's our turn now. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2400 My lunch money he doesn't find it. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2401 Senators from Texas really shouldn't campaign in New York. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2402 This may be why he was so obsessed with Catwoman. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2403 He's been like this since Kobe retired. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2404 He wanted to reenact the Jews spending 40 years crossing the desert, but there were budget cuts. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2405 "If we bury a Metro Card, maybe he'll move on to Coney Island". 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2406 He needs to think outside the sandbox! 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2407 Day 16: I'm not going home without that wedding ring. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2408 Dad misses the real challenges of life in Arizona. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2409 Meet Chad. He claims he's the swing-vote among the Arizona Super-Delegates... 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2410 maybe sandboxes won't always be fun. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2411 Promoted to executive sandbox, when the CFO learns to play nicely, we'll give him the pail and shovel. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2412 It's a sandmill. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2413 He's reliving his childhood. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2414 I told you these gender-neutral-human-litter-boxes would be a hit...... 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2415 He's a minimalist. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2416 I heard his wife told him to go pound sand. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2417 George never assessed a situation properly. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2418 You've heard of Pavlov's Dog, right? 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2419 Some beach! 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2420 ...and politicians keep saying "global warming is not real"! 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2421 He said he's looking for the promised land. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2422 Life after Guantanamo... 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2423 Man I knew sandboxes were full of germs, but I didn't realize they were over run with poverty just like the rest of Chicago. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2424 Grown-ups are so overdramatic. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2425 Shouldn't be long, I'll start digging now. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2426 I think the cat's got his tongue. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2427 This is my dad, he's in training for another cartoon. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2428 I guess burying Dad's bottles in the sandbox completely backfired huh? 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2429 " - You can take the man out of the desert..." Submitted by Neil L. Sachs, Monmouth Junction, NJ 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2430 I think he just realized it's a litter box. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2431 There's got to be an easier way to do delegate selection. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2432 Talk about a drama queen. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2433 I need a juice box and a copy of Dune, stat. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2434 calls himself Indy and that he's looking for some ark. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2435 Well, it looks like hot yoga has run over again. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2436 I'll give him another three hours to find an oasis. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2437 He's living the metaphor. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2438 Dad takes playtime way too seriously. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2439 The downside of the Sahara diet is we lose our sandbox. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2440 And we thought yesterday's cat was a problem. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2441 It's that stupid Foreign Legion diet. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2442 It's a struggle for him to think outside the box. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2443 Adults. They just can't think outside the sandbox. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2444 More sustainable than a wave pool, but he's absolutely flattened after his workout. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2445 Josh is a literalist. He says he's the true Burning Man. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2446 I don't want to play "Death Valley" today. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2447 Dad's feline-in-heat impression is very convincing. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2448 He's searching for an affordable housing unit. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2449 Millennials have it easy--I only had newspapers in the corner of my cubicle. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2450 There's never a good spot at the beach. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2451 It's the sand version of an Endless Pool 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2452 Mrs. Thompson thinks this works better than putting him in the doghouse! He must have really screwed up this time! 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2453 Freud classifies regression as oral or anal but not everything fits neatly into a box. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2454 This takes street life and Performance Art to a whole new level. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2455 With any luck, once the mirage goes bust he'll meander back to the elevator. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2456 It's his safe space. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2457 He's suing the co-op board, as they had promised the new sandbox would be Olympic-sized. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2458 Those sweeping changes to the zoning code have failed to blunt gentrification. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2459 Are you sure you heard correctly, plays well with others? 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2460 It's not the heat, it's the math. He only gets halfway there every day. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2461 Bikram recess. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2462 Hasn't your dad done eminent domain cases? 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2463 I just wish I could convince him he's not a cat. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2464 Another homesick tourist from Scottsdale. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2465 Well, this rooftop amenity needed more square footage. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2466 Would you like to flip a coin to decide your fate, Jerry? 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2467 should we toss him your juice-box or wait for the buzzards to stop circling? 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2468 He's from the method acting school next door. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2469 Yes, sir, that's correct; this is the "New Luxury" sandbox you saw advertised in Forbes Life. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2470 Call the consultants, he can't think outside the box. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2471 Maybe we should think outside the box. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2472 If he doesn't find an oasis, he's done for. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2473 Is there an app for that? 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2474 He's searching for lost youth. Or maybe a contact lens. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2475 Once again Adam proves he is not a team player as he monopolized the sandbox at recess. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2476 He's reliving his days with Lawrence of Arabia. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2477 I wish I had his imagination. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2478 Looking for Rosebud. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2479 My dad thought he would lose more weight with a dehydration eternity pool. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2480 Late walkers are naturally smarter. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2481 I love live art. What should we call it? The Stinx? 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2482 We are all just living in somebody else's world. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2483 The dog house was bad enough! 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2484 You'll still get visitation rights. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2485 It's only been two minutes 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2486 Humans of New York is nice... In theory 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2487 He was here last week mumbling something about "Aqaba." My Dad said leave him alone. He's just another out of work method actor. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2488 Obviously, he is not from our school----look at his school uniform! 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2489 Why does he keep saying "oil futures"? 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2490 should we help dad find his contact lens? 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2491 We can have it in 5 minutes - he's only booked the endless desert till 4. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2492 Mom said not to bother him, he's using the sandbox as a "Somali Diet" deprivation aid. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2493 It's just another one of those actors from the method school up the street getting ready for an audition. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2494 God, Francine, I hate cleaning his litter box. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2495 I think Dad's been on the wagon too long. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2496 Remind me to learn how to navigate the city without a smartphone 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2497 He's lost without the metal detector. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2498 I think he's a mirage. 1.1786 0.10356 28 25 1 2
2499 CrossFit's take on hot yoga, looks like. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2500 Seriously, if you'd just clean it out more often, maybe I could find a spot to do my business. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
2501 Fast learner. He may be ready to lose all hope in a real desert as soon as next week. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2502 He won't get far on foot. 1.1786 0.07371 28 23 5 0
2503 He says he needs a drink? I don't think so. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
2504 It's called, "Childhood". 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
2505 Is this some sort of warning? 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
2506 Even after all these years, it's still his favorite place to play. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2507 That's what end-stage 'Sand Addiction' looks like. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2508 is that dad? 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2509 Doesn't think outside-the-sandbox. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2510 The name of the spin-off will be 'Sandbox Survivor.' 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2511 Yes, I know he could walk on water but my father says the key to life is low expectations so I have to be happy with him crawling on sand... 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2512 Mom said his therapist ought to be sued. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2513 I always thought that Albert was an insurance agent who was a little crazy, but I was wrong; he's not an insurance agent!" 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2514 This new math still eludes me. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2515 He asked the wrong question at a staff meeting 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2516 Do you think we should we tell him it's only a sandbox? 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2517 He has it flown in from Anguilla, each grain triple carbon-filtered for purity and then infused with hints of fecal matter from the Hudson River. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2518 Schrodinger's cat-box. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2519 "Aren't You a little to old to play in the sand"? 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2520 But he still hasn't found what he's looking for. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2521 He's calling it the Crusoe diet. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2522 Things just haven't been the same for Aladdin recently. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2523 Do you think he misses his old catbox? 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2524 I think the new watering regulations are overly harsh 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2525 He's been there for 3 days. I think he's lost his marbles. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2526 Remember when you asked me to explain a 'hot mess'? 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2527 Well Susie, at least he kept the cats from using it as a litter box. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2528 That's nothing. Smell it sometime after the cat's been there. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2529 That's Mr. Winters, our fourth grade irony counselor. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2530 Hey kids, help me find my New York values! 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2531 How long do you plan on looking for your contact lens? 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2532 Apparently his golden parachute was filled with sand. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2533 He thinks he's in the desert on a horse with no name. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2534 Dad's researching his new book, 'Clueless in the Kalahari.' 1.1724 0.10011 29 26 1 2
2535 Last week this was a desert island. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2536 He's using my sandbox to prep for global warming. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2537 Martha, I don't think this is what Trump meant when he said, "Just buy a bunch of sand and put a wall around it." 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2538 Humana Stupidity 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2539 He's taking sandbox therapy to a new level. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2540 I told them not to remove the water fountain. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2541 Method actor. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2542 He'smaking progress. Last year he would only lie there motionless. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2543 Let's opt out of dealing with this. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2544 He says work has left him in the pits for weeks now. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2545 Johnson never could think outside the box. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2546 He's a performance artist from California. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2547 These new Eco friendly condo amenities need to have time limits 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2548 He believes he's still on that deserted island. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2549 Oasis? No way, Sis. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2550 if things go as planned , that's where I hope to be in thirty years 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2551 He appears to be a half-empty kind of guy. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2552 OK so they ran out of "Survivor" locations. The producers still aren't going to like it. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2553 At least he stopped leaving us hairballs on the couch. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2554 Lost his contact. 1.1724 0.10011 29 26 1 2
2555 It's O.K. Mom told him there was a bottle of Stoli buried in there. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2556 Hey mister – this ain't no litter box. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2557 And my Dad says our generation is weak. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2558 It's in here somewhere! 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2559 Is this what's called a mirage? 1.1724 0.10011 29 26 1 2
2560 Unfortunately, this model of our hottest selling item, the virtual desert, did not come with its own Oasis. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2561 Just pretend he's the Stinx and build around him... 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2562 My dad is trying to give up smoking so I hid his cigarettes in my sandbox. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2563 He was editor of The Boston Globe just before President Trump got in. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2564 Marketing Endless Sahara would prove challenging. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2565 In this experiment, I buried the subject's smart phone in the sand. He has not been able to check his texts or e-mails for almost 35 minutes now. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2566 Tell Mom that this one doesn't pass the sand box stress test. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2567 He said he was trying to find himself, but I think he just meant his contacts. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2568 No, don’t worry about it. Guys do it in swimming pools, but not sandboxes. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2569 This Moses impersonator is getting a little old. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2570 This, Jeffery, is the proverbial Sandman I've read about. 1.1724 0.10011 29 26 1 2
2571 We've made his platform more concrete. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2572 Says here it's an allegory for everything. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2573 We had to limit intern hazing this year. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2574 This is no longer a phase but a full blown obsession! 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2575 Water? Are you kidding? We should build a wall. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2576 They call him the Catnip Cowboy. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2577 Poor guy. Apparently he walked before he crawled. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2578 He's a real stick in the mud 1.1724 0.10011 29 26 1 2
2579 Everyone knew he was unelectable. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2580 What am I trying to find? My dignity at this point. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2581 This guy never shares. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2582 Sometimes he thinks he's a cat. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2583 He's up for a part in the Lawrence of Arabia remake. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2584 People gripe about gentrification but the sandboxes still suck. 1.1724 0.10011 29 26 1 2
2585 Don't worry, he won't find the list without a bucket. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2586 You should see him at the beach. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2587 My dad's still convinced this is all an elaborate mirage. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2588 Mom says its good for dad to get some sun after the separation. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2589 He's gonna need a bigger desert. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2590 That's the IT guy. They misinterpreted his sandbox order. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2591 He's the cartoonist. He's sure this will stump all the contestants. 1.1724 0.10011 29 26 1 2
2592 Adults are so dramatic! There's a drinking fountain on the other side of the playground! 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2593 He's my latest shovel ready project. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2594 I call 'first dibs' on those snappy shoes. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2595 I think he stayed back. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2596 Our homeroom teacher searches the sandbox every day for loose change. 1.1724 0.10011 29 26 1 2
2597 How do you think therapy got started? 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2598 I didn't think we'd get to advanced groveling until we went for our MBAs. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2599 It used to be harder to die in the desert... 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2600 Who does he think he is, Moses? 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2601 Jeez, another urban doomsday prepper. Global warming can't come soon enough for me. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2602 Does he know that the playground is down the block? 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2603 He said he's writing a novel called Lost. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2604 He's from Southern California. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2605 Dad's in training for the next 'Survivor'. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2606 I didn't think food deserts had actual sand 1.1724 0.10011 29 26 1 2
2607 I hear he was dramatized at a Montessori school. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2608 And then El Lawrence came to the edge of the empty desert, took the elevator down to Apartment 11D, had a beer and took a nap. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2609 Must have been one of those low cost airlines 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2610 It's human ashtray." 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2611 Epater le bourgeois. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2612 cut! He's got the Part 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
2613 My father's been this way since the air conditioning has been on the fritz. 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2614 Should we tell him? 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
2615 Stanley's inner child plays inside the box 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2616 The new communal restrooms suck. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2617 I think we captured the realism. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2618 Manhattan mirage syndrome. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2619 You'd think by now he would have found his car keys. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2620 'Hot story' going nowhere fast! 1.1667 0.08419 30 26 3 1
2621 He really missed seeing the mirages. 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2622 Let it go... he says he is searching for truth 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
2623 Careful--don't upset the stray cliche. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2624 I reminded him, beforehand, that no one can starve in a desert, because of the sand which is there. 1.1667 0.08419 30 26 3 1
2625 Trump got Sandy Berned by Hillary. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
2626 I know digging a well is a great idea; I'm just afraid he won't last until we hit water. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2627 He's channeling Lawrence of Arabia. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2628 Mom told Dad to quit using the cat’s litter box or he would just have to go outside. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2629 He thinks the skyline is a mirage. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2630 I call it 'The Rooftop Urban Litterbox' 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2631 He bet my uncle he could make it on Survivor. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2632 "I guess he hasn't found it yet". 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2633 I told you we should have bought a cat instead... 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2634 I call dibbs on next. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2635 I wish he would go back to California so we could get our sandbox back. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2636 And if that doesn't win the "Most lifelike sand sculpture" competition, it's a fix!" 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2637 I heard he went a whole block without hydrating. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2638 It's not a sandbox. It's a roof top desert. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2639 Life's never perfect. There's always some little hitch. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2640 He was laid off weeks ago, but by law, they can't physically remove him. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2641 I knew he could be catty, but I didn't think he took it so seriously . . . 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2642 Pretty elaborate mirage, isn't it, Mr. Arnold? 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
2643 Dad works in R&D, but he doesn't understand the jargon 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
2644 It hasn't been the same since gentrification. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2645 They assured me,, he'd thrive in humane captivity. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2646 No, it's your turn to change him. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2647 It's a Sahara Syndrom Therapy. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2648 It's called 'Crossfit.' 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2649 Dad gets like this every time mom talks about moving to a warmer climate. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2650 Mirage gigs aren't much of a resume builder, but at least I'm working in the biz. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2651 I thought the Board President was opposed to the sandbox? 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2652 The Downside of Feeling the Bern 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2653 It's his fourteenth day demonstrating for more public bathrooms. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2654 Bob needs to learn to drink outside the box. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2655 It just wasn't in the budget to get the entire cartoon, much less the caption. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2656 He used to develop drought resistant seeds for Monsanto, now he's just insane and in my way. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2657 If you dig it, he will come. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2658 No bucket. No spade. What else can he play? 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2659 Aren't we the Sandbox experts? 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2660 On your way, this isn't the Kalahari. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2661 He's training for Trans Saharan crawl. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2662 Feel the Bern! 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2663 He's new to software development. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2664 He hasn't been the same since he lost the crawl in the olympics. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2665 When's dad gonna let us play? 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2666 I heard that the E.D. of the B.O.D. of our H.O.A. has P.T.S.D. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2667 He' testing his survival instincts. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2668 We kept one pre-revolution memento. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2669 He lost a contact! 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2670 We call this 'the roof of repentance'. This is where people who fail Temple end up. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2671 Do you think this means I can have his iPhone? 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2672 Think we should change his food? 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2673 Uuummm...Perhaps he would be better served if we discuss percieved vs real barriers. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2674 We've gone back to an organic base for our colognes. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2675 Another one of those Burning Sanders supporters. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2676 How many more method acting classes does have Dad left? 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2677 I’d call the authorities, but I don’t want to make waves. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2678 Clearly, we all need to practice our "out of the box" thinking skills. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2679 He just found out he was the runt of the litter. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2680 My contact lens is somewhere in here. 1.1538 0.10659 26 24 0 2
2681 It's a Hot Yoga workout, without the yoga. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2682 My Dad's been watching "the Good, the Bad and the Ugly" again. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2683 He's searching for his lost childhood. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2684 Mr. Ruteger likes to take it to the next level. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2685 "It'S part of the new Stanislavski Go Green Method: 'Melt and BECOME The Fertilizer. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2686 I don't care if he looks sad, I am not going to share my shovel with him! 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2687 I call it "Man Or Mirage". 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2688 Don't worry, he gets out for an hour if we give him some beer money." 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2689 He was an extra in "Cats" 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2690 I'm not sure the art world is ready for sand pontillism just yet 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2691 No, it's Mr. Ketchum who was adrift in the kiddie pool. 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2692 I'd still vote for him. 1.1538 0.10659 26 24 0 2
2693 He keeps crying, "I'm SO sorry, Wilson..." 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2694 Is this the non-clumping section ? 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2695 Microclimate change. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2696 Would you think he's notice if we took some sand? 1.1538 0.07216 26 22 4 0
2697 You put your right hand in. You take your right hand out. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2698 It's the new Bikram 1.1481 0.10272 27 25 0 2
2699 He's practicing for the desert marathon. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2700 Should we tell him about that urban oasis we found? 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2701 Actually, I wanted a dessert. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2702 I thought this was Mother's day for sand play. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2703 Kids, take a fifty from my pocket and get me a Perrier! 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2704 He said last week that he found his ring. But I think he found his calling. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2705 Twenty miles and still no Gatorade... 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2706 Will he figure out New York is just a mirage? 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2707 We should've known adult coloring books would be a slippery slope for John... 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2708 I don't understand grown-up exercise fads. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2709 By a stroke of luck, he got here first. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2710 Fox News reporting - sadly, our experiment on how millennials are finally leaving the sandbox, has failed. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2711 After being bit by a rabid cat, Joe finds the bathroom in his semi catatonic state. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2712 I told him to look for the needle in the HAYSTACK! 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2713 Where is it? I can't find it? Where did my hope go? 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2714 Bad behavior or performance art? 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2715 He says his GPS is not working. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2716 If I feel like a Calvin Klein model, I look like a Calvin Klein model. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2717 This new Mirage Diet is killing our sandbox time. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2718 They call this a paid vacation? 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2719 Sandbox mirage, he thinks he can see his childhood hopes and dreams fulfilled. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2720 Dad, aren't you done with your therapy yet? 1.1481 0.10272 27 25 0 2
2721 I knew he should have brought the compass. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2722 I don't wanna play with him. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2723 Just make believe you're in the desert.. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2724 Pass the pail, I got this one. We have cats 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2725 I know I left that cat around here somewhere. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2726 How fast can he find his keys in the litter box. Extra points if he doesn't use his hands 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2727 I went out and got a peasant for our castle. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2728 Wilson? Wilson? I know you're around here somewhere 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2729 Yes, it is a mirage. 1.1481 0.10272 27 25 0 2
2730 I think Mr Dobbs is reevaluating his chosen career path in teaching. 1.1481 0.10272 27 25 0 2
2731 Better than crossing the Sahara. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2732 Call PETA. I think it's an Endangered Species. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2733 Your dad sure is determined to find his inner child. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2734 Dad got fired and has to start all over. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2735 This new cat litter is potent 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2736 It was only a friendship ring. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2737 With minimum hyperbole, I would describe it as a sand box for grown-ups with real sand! 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2738 Desert flashback. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2739 You filed a claim on your wedding ring? 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2740 He's trying to develop "Virtual Desert" software but he's having difficulty getting the user interface right. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2741 It's his way of showing empathy for our relatives in California 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2742 kids...I'm gonna need a few more minutes in here. I know my sanity is under here somewhere! 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2743 Grownups need to play act rather than play. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2744 Dad likes to show us kids how hard it was for him to discover gold. 1.1481 0.10272 27 25 0 2
2745 And directly in front of you, ma'am, is all that's left of the non-Trump Republicans. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2746 He's been like this ever since Lawrence of Arabia. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2747 This piece demonstrates how playtime has become a nightmare and should be banned from schools forever. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2748 Deluxe model included a fan to simulate snadstorms. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2749 He keeps mumbling about the long campaign. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2750 Dad calls this performance art, and I'm supposed to play the vulture. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2751 It could be worse, last week we had four beach bums to compete with. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2752 Should we tell him that this isn't what we meant by the nearest New York City hot spot? 1.1481 0.10272 27 25 0 2
2753 He's training for the Marathon des Sables 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2754 His sand castle collapsed. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2755 Looks like Mr. Benton forgot his morning latte. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2756 His regression therapy is really starting to work. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2757 We never specified what type of animals could use the litter box. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2758 That's Harris from 5C reenacting Operation Desert Sandbox. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2759 Therefore grind the gears of history. The vast struggle of the older generation becomes, almost as if it never happened, a laughable frivolity for the next generation. Plus, I took a huge grump in there lol. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2760 They're calling it post narcotics stress disorder. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2761 He'll leave when he only finds our cat's buried treasure. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2762 Hey Meghan, I think he is looking for his 'Panama papers'! 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2763 Some grown-ups just never learn to drink outside the box. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2764 It´s title is "A Thirst For Creeping Socialism." 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2765 It's rehab after surviving weeks in the Gobi Desert. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2766 He thinks he may have lost his keys here in 1986. 1.1481 0.10272 27 25 0 2
2767 It's called Deprivation Therapy. You never complain about your problems again. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2768 Hold your nose, Doris. Catman's just about to show off his superpower. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2769 So I guess we really are just someone's mirage. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2770 Every time I think outside the box, I end up in trouble. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2771 Pay attention kids it's called "Performance Art". 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2772 I think he lost his Nanny. He just keeps repeating, "Evian, Evian." 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2773 His devotion to theme is admirable, but 'Larry of Astoria' doesn't really have the same ring to it. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2774 He lost it again. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2775 I told him you can find self-respect in play, not just in work. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2776 He's checking for cats. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2777 You still think the class should adopt a hermit crab? 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2778 He's determined to find the contact lens he lost. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2779 He was in the French Foreign Legion. This reminds him of when he was young. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2780 At least he's box-trained... 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2781 He never did learn to play well in the sandbox. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2782 We can play tic-tac-toe on his pants leg, or help him find his contact lens. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2783 Quickly now. Let's bury his head in the sand and then forget about it. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2784 I forget. Is a mirage just a construct or is it for real? 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2785 He's a mirage chaser. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2786 If we want the it back, ask mom for a pitcher of margaritas. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2787 I guess the sandbox treadmill wasn't such a great idea after all. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2788 You ordered Room Service, Sir? 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2789 Does this background make me look fat? 1.1481 0.10272 27 25 0 2
2790 What's your daddy doing here? 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2791 He likes his martinis very dry. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2792 The number of lengths is impressive but the tumble turns are awesome. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2793 Dad always said "It's a jungle out there" 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2794 He drinks. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2795 We better go up the hill and fetch a pail of water. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2796 Dad takes the fun out of everything. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2797 This is the iOS version, but I'm still debugging his code so he's sandboxed. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2798 My parents decided that I should learn about empathy for the downtrodden, so they hired a performance artist. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2799 Low tide. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2800 I call it 'The Future'. The sand is made of crushed participation trophies. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2801 I thought our tickets were for Cats, the musical? 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2802 That Bum's in Monstro's Litter Box again... 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2803 This is the closest he's gotten all week. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2804 With the new round of cutbacks, he better start thinking outside the box. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2805 This sorta gives "Waiter - there's a fly in my soup" a whole new meaning. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2806 Hey Mister! The Lee Strasberg Studio is on the 2nd floor... 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2807 Must be a parent. They're not allowed on school property if they've been drinking, and he looks really thirsty. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2808 Most people deal with their mid-life crisis by getting a Corvette. Tucker decided to finally finish that hole to China. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2809 Say's hes rehearsing for some reality show. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2810 Pathetic! It's his way of getting out of shaving on Sunday morning. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2811 He collects sea shells. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2812 When do We Get to Play in The Sandbox Dad? 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2813 It seems your dad has an over active imagination. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2814 Forewarned is forearmed. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2815 He's been this way since they brought him back from the Sahara 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2816 Get your own sand box if you want to play Lawrence of Arabia! 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2817 He appeared in so many "New Yorker" cartoons, he has to do this every day at high noon. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2818 He prefers to be called an "independent." 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2819 I outgrew mine years ago. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2820 If we're ever going to sell the place, we need to just paint over the damn thing. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2821 I'll take him over Mrs. Dickerson's cat any day. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2822 My father models for desert cartoons. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2823 Maybe another hour. Two, tops. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2824 I'm not sure whose dad that is, but I think he's lost. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2825 So that's what a beach bum looks like. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2826 He's been over at "The Oasis," hanging out with Mirage. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2827 He's doing his Angry Cat impression. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2828 Sheesh, this guy really doesn't want to share. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2829 I'll dig the grave, but no sharesies on the wallet. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2830 Now he's wondering when this mirage will end... 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2831 Oh great! Daddy's training for Tough Mudder again. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2832 They told me this was the Hollywood Walk of Fame! 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2833 It's called the Peter Pan syndrome. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2834 Every time Mr. Smith ties one on, gets dehydrated and thinks he's in the desert. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2835 He lost his virginity in that sandbox. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2836 We know, Dad, we know. You had to trek 20 miles across desert sands to get to school everyday.. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2837 He thinks he lost his Camels. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2838 When Daddy said he had to go scratch in the litter box, I thought he was just going to the bathroom. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2839 C'mon Dad–time for work. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2840 I know the building's pet-friendly, but I thought there was a weight limit! 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2841 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2842 ... and then he took it all and invested in Miami Beach real estate. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2843 If we just wait it out, the Angel of Death will take him. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2844 It's like an "endless pool," only worse. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2845 He's up for the lead in a remake of Lawrence of Arabia. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2846 Must be an urban sandman. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2847 Dad still can't get over his Human Litter Box idea not getting picked for Shark Tank 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2848 What worm hole did he crawl out of? 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2849 The search is going to be even worse when my dad finds out the dog swallowed my mom's ring. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2850 It's the latest in artisanal weight-loss programs. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2851 Dad says he's in training for a later cartoon involving a mirage of some kind. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2852 I call it Brian Wilson: He was no day at the beach. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2853 Should I tell him that "money pit" was just a metaphor? 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2854 His vision is for water reclamation technology but I think his horizons are limited. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2855 Dad says we come from a desert people. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2856 He says he's downsizing. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2857 The police aren't going to find this very amusing. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2858 He claims it's a form of cognitive therapy called sand-boxing. We'll give him five more minutes then call his wife. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2859 He’s trying to re-create that oasis feeling. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2860 Seders are just not enough for an Exodus re-enactor. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2861 Too bad he does not have a metal detector. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2862 There's not a soul in this place willing to testify on your behalf. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2863 Dad's a germaphobe, and the lady in 3B just got a cat... shouldn't be much longer. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2864 They told me to try to think inside the box. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2865 Ever since he lost his GPS, he's been acting very strange. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2866 We've found that morale goes down, but they take fewer bathroom breaks. So it's mostly a wash. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2867 He's trying to dig his way out, but can't think outside the sandbox! 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2868 He remains, as always, surrounded by 'mirages.' 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2869 I can smell your cat from here! 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2870 I think it's called a hands-on sand painting. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2871 I think he misses when he went missing. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2872 I think this settles our gentleman's bet about whether or not Dissociative Identity Disorder is real. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2873 Rooftop sandboxes are his Everest. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2874 These mirages are getting elaborate. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2875 Why do people litter? 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2876 He has an uncanny ability to think the worst of any situation. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2877 Performance Art Gallery Goes to Great Lengths to Grow Audience Base 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2878 Court is in recess. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2879 As long as we can keep the cats out of it, our "desert simulator" will continue to yield substantial new data on human behavior in extreme environments. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2880 It's the new stand up desk. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2881 And here he is, 'Midway on our life's journey.' 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2882 Meow." "I knew the promotion would be too much for him. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2883 Our turn, the egg timer just dinged. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2884 He never quite recovered after being voted off Sandplay Survivor. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2885 He's must be hallucinating. What's an "Oasis"? 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2886 Did I say I was a vegan? 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2887 Not very 'Jungian' is it? 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2888 Learn to think outside the box or you'll end up like me. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2889 That's Dan. He's looking for that big green tree. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2890 Looks like we got the pick of the litter box again. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2891 The studios are really small in this building. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2892 Whenever he drinks a lot, he thinks he's a kitty and there goes our sandbox. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2893 Past life regression's convinced him he's a French legionnaire. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2894 He's lost perspective. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2895 Thats my Dad....he's a recovering "parrot head". 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2896 Some of our math teachers sure are weird. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2897 I wonder if big data did that to him? 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2898 I guess your dad didn't find the cat. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2899 Maybe the cat will show Dad how to use the litter box. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2900 I'll be out as soon as I find my cat 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2901 I hope he doesn't think he's a cat again. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2902 I told you we should build a road. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2903 Should we get him a glass of water? 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2904 Should we tell your Dad he's not a cat & that isn't the litter box? 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2905 This has to be the worst 4 seconds of my life. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2906 Drunk or sober, he acts like this all the time. I can never tell the difference! 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2907 I don't know... he keeps mumbling something about an oasis. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2908 So that's what it looks like when you eat kitty litter. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2909 Think mom will want him to take a bath tonight 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2910 This is just sad on so many levels 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2911 your new cat is your old dad 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2912 Still can't find your contact lens? 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2913 I guess we're just a really good mirage. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2914 Hey, pal, you're not the only person going through a mid-life crisis. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2915 He is boxed in! 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2916 Let's get the hose. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2917 This is the not the solution to the ultimate problem that this building needs another bathroom. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2918 Let him have his moment. Apparently, his son was denied admission to the preschool here. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2919 Legally, if he plays a few more hours we can claim him as a dependent. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2920 This is EST for the new millennium. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2921 So this is what you meant when you said beach day... 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2922 He asked for water but we're out of sparkling. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2923 A desert of his own making. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2924 This is the IT Sandbox. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2925 Would he be offended if I asked him to be our scarecrow? 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2926 He's really taking this new cat litter research to new heights? 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2927 Too much sun. Now, he thinks he's a dog. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2928 Mandatory survival training for the new corporate culture. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2929 When are these darn poppies going to start to grow? 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2930 His boss said, if he wants to be the top sales rep, he'll have to become 'king of the sandbox'. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2931 He thinks he's a cat. Why do you ask? 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2932 Henry's always on the prowl for water. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2933 It's the best I could do with limited space. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2934 It's an endless sandbox, the latest in regression therapy exercise. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2935 Do you kids want to play Castaway with me? 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2936 He seems a bit lost. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2937 Some see a world in a grain of sand: others, not so much. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2938 No play today Simon... It's the newest rage in "Castaway" therapy... 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2939 One of the Captain Midnight decoder rings he lost in the 50s sold on eBay for 20 thousand bucks. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2940 “ ‘Revisit your childhood’ his therapist told him days ago but he won’t come back. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2941 I think he's a beach bum. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2942 Looks like another homesick Californian 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2943 He swears there's one grain that looks like Donald Trump. 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2944 Before this, it was spinning. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2945 HE'LL GET OUT WHEN HE SEES HIS MIRAGE 1.1429 0.08474 28 25 2 1
2946 I think he's trying to get to the wading pool. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2947 You think this really is an episode on SURVIVOR? 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2948 My dad needs it more than we do... he can't afford a beach vacation 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2949 It's a reenactment of Paul in the Desert." 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2950 If we find a contact lens, we'll let you know. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2951 I now see why the treadmill sandbox was cheaper than the treadmill pool. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2952 Beat it pal, you're going to have to think outside the sandbox. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2953 We could just pretend he's a camel. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2954 2-D, he's been trying to get on "Survivor" for years. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2955 Our itinerary did not include beached white male watching. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2956 He's really committed to pantomiming the California water crisis. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2957 Mom says its the latest trend in extreme meditation. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2958 Please tell me that this is just another mirage. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2959 He's trying out for a reality show. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2960 Get a job. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2961 Mom says his crabby mood will end soon, and he’ll come crawling back to her. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2962 His reach always exceeds his grasp. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2963 there's till five more minutes 'til Kiddy time 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2964 There's my new dad. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2965 I wish our neighbor could get over that lost in the desert thing. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2966 The rule is: Adults Only - after 9PM. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2967 No, that's not a mirage. It's an actual coffee shop with WiFi and a public bathroom. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2968 Dad likes really, really dry martinis. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2969 Cartoonist. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2970 Adults seem to forget how hard it is to toil away in the sandbox all day, but someone's got to do it. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2971 Would you believe he's still on the wait list for Exeter 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2972 This is an example of why the scientists are wrong and global warming is a fallacy. Look how small our deserts have become. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2973 Incentives make filming within the city a great deal. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2974 I preferred the skylight, but apparently we need to work on our play skills. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2975 Initially we thought he was a genius. Turns out he's just a middle aged alcoholic who takes advantage of innovative workplaces. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2976 When he finds water, should we tell him about the cat? 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2977 He's been like this ever since he saw Lawrence of Arabia in 70mm 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2978 He keeps muttering 'Method acting' and a bunch of cuss words. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2979 'The Thirst Artist' just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2980 Does he know it is for cats? 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2981 Lap pool must be closed again. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2982 When I invented the infinity sandbox I didn't expect it to work THIS well. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2983 I told him to not give up, but he won't listen. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2984 It's and endless sandbox. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2985 Good thing we removed the cat turds. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2986 Who's the good kitty now? 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2987 Sad, last ditch effort to be our age again. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2988 Mirage space is at a premium. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2989 And, this is our Primary Voting Simulation Module. Or, "Ishtar" for short. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2990 They're filming his audition for a reality TV show. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2991 It's not as good as his Stranded Man on a Desert Island, but it's good. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2992 I solemnly swear to never grow up. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2993 Can't these actors role-immerse in their own darn sandbox? 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2994 I told you Mr. Maldoceo's been acting weird since we got back from spring break. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2995 I prefer sand that has been sifted. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2996 Sad really. He never learned to walk, even after getting his big boy pants. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2997 He lost his glasses at the beach last week. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
2998 Don't worry, Dad's just feelin' the Bern. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2999 He starred in the movie Cast Away and he can't seem to move on. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3000 It takes a Sandbox! 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3001 He's looking for his lucky penny. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3002 We finally got him trained to use the sandbox. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3003 My own private Idaho! 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3004 Hey you said you wanted to do community service 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3005 I told ya it wasn't a cat using our sandbox! 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3006 Believe me dad, right now I wish I was just a mirage. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3007 Dad's a cartoonist, an' he thinks they should try to experience what they draw. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3008 He must work for Halliburton. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3009 Geez. Somebody tell dad he doesn't need to demo the sandbox. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3010 He just moved in. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3011 My Dad doesn't believe Mom really got rid of that stray cat. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3012 He did say he wanted as much respect as we give to the cat. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3013 Go get the snake again. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3014 I told him to take a hike... 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3015 So much for a little cat urine. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3016 Yeah, my dad is trying out for the new 'Survivor' Sahara 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3017 Mom has suspended my dad's "adult privileges". 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3018 That's a good kitty; you can do it. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3019 Dick and Jane patiently await their turn in the Endless Sandbox. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3020 He muttered something about slouching towards Brooklyn to be reborn. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3021 The water tank is not a mirage. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3022 This, my friends demonstrates the down-side of negative thinking. He believes the desert has no end and that it is hopeless to proceed. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3023 He is acting...I saw him on 'Survivor'! 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3024 The judge's sentence -- that this repeat offender wallow in cat litter for an entire week for refusing to pick up his dog's poop yet again -- has had quite a deterrent effect in the neighborhood. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3025 Should we take him to the drinking fountain? 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3026 Even after all these years, he's still looking everywhere for JonBenét. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3027 Things haven't been the same here since they started having method acting class downstairs. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3028 This live art exhibit is a new self portrait in the starving artist category.. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3029 I told you that the Baby-boomers just won't leave the sandbox. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3030 Aren't these Foreign Legion flashbacks getting just a bit tiresome? 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3031 Remember Donald, you get to fire him AFTER he completes his punishment. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3032 "It seems your Pop has fallen off the proverbial wagon". 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3033 I think it's time we dig him out of his rut. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3034 I'm not sure what he is doing here. He is part of the evening swingers group. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3035 He said he needs to prepare for 'Survivor.' 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3036 Should we tell him it's a litter box and that we weren't digging for gold? 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3037 Searching for inner child 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3038 His password was 1234. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3039 The new math teacher recently relocated from Death Valley. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3040 We need to make sure you can stay hydrated in this job. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3041 He lives in a micro apartment 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3042 This is our mid-level executive scape-goat program. He gets the water when he agrees to take the blame for the Johnson contract. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3043 Should I tell him to play in his own sandbox? 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3044 Ironic, I always thought of this sandbox as an oasis. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3045 How long do you think he has been trapped in there? 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3046 Moat it is. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3047 I told you it wasn't a good idea to bury Dad's Adult Channel pin number. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3048 My dad's a method actor. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3049 Stress can change a man. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3050 My Dad's protesting the new water-use restrictions. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3051 Dad's a Leo, trapped in his formative years. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3052 Sir. We appreciate your predicament, but please don't pee in our box. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3053 I'm not giving Dad his iPhone back until I get some face time. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3054 My dad's getting into character for "Lawrence of Arabia: The Musical." 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3055 At first I thought it was Paul Ryan. But then I realized he's just a mirage. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3056 He should have stuck with the Endless Pool. This Endless desert looks boring. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3057 Post traumatic stress sandbox. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3058 Not again! It's the New Yorker cartoonist who lives downstairs. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3059 Dude, I know your dad's upset but, three days looking for a contact lens is just ridonculous! 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3060 Water... water... 1.1379 0.09577 29 27 0 2
3061 It's like a treadmill. But with sand. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
3062 It's sad. Some grown-ups don't know the difference between suffering and play. 1.1379 0.06517 29 25 4 0
3063 What's a mirage? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
3064 Your dads weird... 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
3065 Not "contract", "contact." He's upset because he lost a contact. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
3066 I think he's looking for a needle. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
3067 He told me that he's rehearsing for one of those New Yorker 'guy lost in the desert' cartoons. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
3068 He washed up here after his mortgage went underwater. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
3069 He needs to think less one-dimensional conventional and more out-of-the-box unorthodox. 1.1304 0.07180 23 20 3 0
3070 Trust me, I do this all the time. 1.1304 0.09544 23 21 1 1
3071 i don't get proverbial performance art in a post communism period, but maybe I'm just pretentious. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
3072 When we waste water like we do in America, this is what it begins to look like. 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
3073 This new sand sauna concept is selling like hot cakes ... people can't get over it. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
3074 Nobody's ever beaten the sandbox test before! 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
3075 Don't you think his training for the show would be better if he took off his clothes? 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
3076 I hope he makes it to safety before sundown 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
3077 He still thinks that oil is selling for $100 a barrel. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
3078 Should we tell him the oasis is behind him? 1.1250 0.09153 24 22 1 1
3079 Just like this, Fluffy. See? 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
3080 Meet my Dad – he loves to play Survivor. 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
3081 I don,t suppose he is bringing me a dream 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
3082 He's bringing attention to the water shortage. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3083 I could really go for an ice team right now. What about you? 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
3084 New York beach bum 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3085 Warm up for climate change. 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
3086 I wish my dad would get over his play-with-your-kid phase. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3087 He's not exactly the dream I asked Mr. Sandman for. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3088 He always does this before he has to drink one of Mom's arugula smoothies. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3089 There goes the neighborhood. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3090 Looks like sandboxing the app might not be keeping all the viruses out. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3091 Who said it was okay to put a "California Dreamin" live art installation in our rooftop sandbox? 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
3092 I think Dave's misinterpreted "Feel The Bern." 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3093 It is a masochist's way of sandbox play. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3094 Yesterday he mumbled something about palm trees on the next building. 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
3095 method actor just cast in Pirates of the Caribbean IV 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
3096 It's his one man show of "Cat on a Hot Sand Box". 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
3097 He's auditioning for the movie 'Sahara.' 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3098 Apparently, when you're an adult you just feel lost everywhere. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3099 He says it helps him think. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3100 ...says he's demoing it for his cat 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3101 It would seem more like a day at the beach if we could wear our swimsuits. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3102 I think he wants to make sure no cats have been here. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3103 Looks like Dad forgot to take his Risperdal again. 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
3104 They say he was exiled from the 2nd grade back in '84, been roaming this wasteland ever since. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3105 Joey, I know your brother is training for the French Foreign Legion, but I wanna build a sand castle. 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
3106 He still digs his early years. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3107 I guess this sandbox is only for the 1% 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3108 An all too common sandbox scene at Vegas' Mirage Hotel and Casino 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3109 This is the 20th sandbox without a sign of water. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3110 This is not a litter box! 1.1200 0.08794 25 23 1 1
3111 I thought the new diet craze was supposed to be 'dessert first'. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
3112 You know, one man's trash is another man's treasure. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3113 He's practicing for a desert island Reality TV show. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3114 He just totally misses the concept of manscaping. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3115 He has it reserved all week. Last night he watch Bogart in Sahara. Tonight is date night and he is watching Lancaster and Kerr in From Here to Eternity. Tomorrow I plan to show up early. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3116 After he lost his contact lens, he really got lost! 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3117 He's got an audition for the New Yorker tomorrow. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3118 Wouldn't he prefer to tread water? 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3119 Do you want to see the pyramids? 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3120 Sometimes executives won't go if they have a budget deficit. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3121 Obviously a portal through time and space... got sunscreen? 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3122 Cats will throw off his focus. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3123 Yes, Virginia, there is a Sandman. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3124 The co-op board only allows Lost in the Desert play weekdays between 9am and 5pm. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3125 The poor guy sees a mirage. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3126 He's protesting the systematic urbanization of this rooftop 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3127 Help Help. I wont to jump and play in the sand again 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3128 Should we tell him it's a mirage so he will leave? 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3129 He's always losing his jaw in our sandbox. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3130 We can play as soon as he finds his dime. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3131 Point him to the Oasis Day Spa on Park 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3132 That's what we have to look forward to. You never escape middle school. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3133 We found him on the Capitol Lawn. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3134 This is what happens when you give your park key to your big brother. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3135 He lost his rubber ducky in there 25 years ago today 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3136 He's been waiting for the desert to bloom........................................................... 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3137 I guess the struggle isn't real. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3138 I know my "sand dollar" is here somewhere. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3139 I was so looking forward to sifting out the cigarette butts with you. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3140 Let's wait for that last fart to clear before we tell him it's our turn. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3141 Is Aunt Rita still single? 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3142 He just saw a Trump victory mirage. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3143 Daddy, may I have my lucky penny back now? 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3144 Hydrate for happiness! 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3145 He was bad and used water-cooler water for his plant. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3146 He's recreating Lawrence of Arabia; he'll be done in a hour or two. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3147 Just another cartoonist workshopping ideas, and pretty hackneyed ones at that. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3148 If he starts wilting, try showing him more mirages. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3149 Mother says not to take to strangers, but I really want to play in the sandbox. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3150 He thinks he is in LA at Grauman's Chinese Theater 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3151 He was sure that jungle gym was just a mirage. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3152 He doesn't look quite the same without the iron man suit. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3153 Dad never could handle New York summers. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3154 "Desert Roof", Weight Loss Program makes weight loss a mirage. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3155 I think he's headed for the wading pool. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3156 Umm, is he seriously crawling thru the sand, awkward! 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3157 Oh.....you wanted a rooftop infinity POOL. My bad. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3158 Mom said the Condo Board made him get rid of his camel. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3159 They say he was on a pub crawl. Now he's a sandbag. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3160 He is definitely in violation of the co-op high-occupancy sandbox rule. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3161 This is the third time this has happened this week. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3162 If he's looking for the treasure of the Sierra Madre, he's in the wrong place. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3163 He's suffering Frustrated Beach Syndrome 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3164 First time in 25 years he's forgotten his pail and shovel. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3165 He's showing off. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3166 My dad says the Republican and Democratic conventions can't come soon enough. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3167 He said he was trying to stop drinking 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3168 Has mom been feeding Kitty non-organic milk again? 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3169 My dad's nearsightedness has gotten a lot worse! 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3170 Not sure sandboxes on the highline are a good idea after all. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3171 He's been stuck in that mirage since he was our age. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3172 My dad can't swim so we got him the Endless Desert. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3173 I call it Zeno's Sandbox Paradox. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3174 Adell and I feel its play time.......maybe you can do more of your desert island fantasying tomorrow. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3175 Mikey hid Principal Billing's Pall Malls again. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3176 He says it's method acting prep on a budget 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3177 He looks a little old to play in the sandbox. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3178 The sand may be level now, but it doesn't stretch far enough. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3179 Daddy never outgrew "sand box". 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3180 Yes, its my invention: the endless desert, with mirage special effects. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3181 If there's no Santa or Easter Bunny, I think he has to go, too. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3182 So do we build the Promised Land before or after Moses crosses the desert? 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3183 He's a confused snowbird. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3184 I'm helping prepare him for his audition for the urban, warm weather version of The Revenant. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3185 Did you hear that party last night? 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3186 Why is that man meowing? 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3187 So "let's get out of the gutter and into the sandbox" is something you're personally going to exemplify? 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3188 Survivor! Sand Boxes of New Mexico! 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3189 I'll go back for the rake --in case it thinks it's a litter box 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3190 Don't worry Dorothy, Daddy leads a very rich fantasy life. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3191 He wouldn't move so they built the building around him. 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
3192 It's all about your point of view 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3193 His daughter buried his keys in there two weeks ago. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3194 You can take the desert out of the desert, but you can't take the nomad out of the nomad. 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
3195 What's he talking about, there is no body of water. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3196 Nope, never moves till the sun goes down. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3197 He says he is an advocate of the tiny life movement. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3198 It used to be a concrete "jungle". 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3199 I tried helping him, but he said that any person of color in this neighborhood must be a mirage. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3200 The "Death Valley Routine" never gets him a lemonade! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3201 I hate Zeno. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3202 Don't worry; my dad's researching his book about the presidential campaign. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3203 I told them putting a litter box out for public use was a bad idea! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3204 How badly do you want an engagement ring? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3205 "Actually, I am the boss of you". 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3206 Mister, are you lost? You look like you belong in a desert cartoon. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3207 He's training for the Sahara Marathon. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3208 I think P.C. Vey needs to learn to draw a man in profile before he submits to the New Yorker's Caption Contest. I'm standing next to him and I can't figure it out. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3209 Lawrence, let us have our turn! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3210 Camel lot 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3211 He gets good and tired then says "IT'S" 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3212 I guess anything can be a litter box. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3213 Geez! The big kids get here first and grab all the space! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3214 I liked it better when our teacher wasn't a performance artist. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3215 What do you say..., give me my soul back and we call it even? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3216 He's trying to channel his inner Robinson Crusoe 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3217 Mom says it's his midlife crisis... 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3218 Whew!!That was close! We could have been stranded in there, too! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3219 This is beyond a virtual sandbox joke, Marge. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3220 I think he's training for "desert survivor." 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3221 Ah yes, the poor man's super hero... Sandman. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3222 Please turn on your magic beam, Mr. Sandman. Please. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3223 Come on Stan, if you haven't found your keys by now you're not going to find them. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3224 Let me introduce you to our new recruiting process for urban planning managers. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3225 Cat's got his tongue 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3226 Wilson needs you in his office. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3227 Be patient. He's been in there for three days now without water and soon will be a goner. Then we can have the sandbox all to ourselves. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3228 Sir, exactly how long have you been looking for your kitty? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3229 Another day, another injustice. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3230 Do you think he's a late Bloomer? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3231 Gentrification is really doing a number on those spirit journeys, huh? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3232 I don't want to stick around and meet whatever cat that came out of. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3233 It's supposed to relieve stress. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3234 Poor guy. He must suffer from post traumatic sandbox disorder. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3235 I don't care if it's performance art or if he's really lost -- I just wanna shovel some sand. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3236 Can you help me find my contact lense? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3237 Hold on kids, Mr. Trump promised me there would be gold everywhere when he became president. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3238 So this is why they tell us to think outside the box! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3239 I guess it's better than cat poop. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3240 Hey Mister, don't worry, help is only five floors way. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3241 Do you think we're overdressed? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3242 He's channeling his inner Brian Wilson 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3243 He's refused to move ever since he got back from Death Valley. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3244 ''See - that's what looking for your lost childhood looks..." 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3245 He's practicing for his role in the new movie, "Sahara". 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3246 He's just waiting for rain to make the perfect sandcastle. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3247 "It will be hard to prove if they can't find the scythe."...Grim Reaper cartoon 4/11/16 issue 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3248 Just a few more minutes wait.... His time is about to expire. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3249 He said he really misses his old cartoon. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3250 He's almost done. He's down to counting his last million grains of sand. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3251 I've been waiting months to have a turn ! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3252 Looks like daddy came down with cat scratch fever again. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3253 It's always about him. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3254 Come on, Dad! Our turn! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3255 They ran out of bonsai trees so he went with the mini desert. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3256 He must've figured out it's kitty litter by now. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3257 The executive training program really teaches them to conserve resources. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3258 Don't tell him he's NOT in the dessert. I heard he goes mental. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3259 I mean, where else would you get this? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3260 The building once also had a wading pool. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3261 I don't know about this "stay in school" thing. Or maybe this is "higher education" 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3262 He loses half a mill- and he still gets to go first! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3263 A bit derivative of Damien Hirst if you ask me. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3264 First word....sounds like.....Matt....hat....cat! Cat! Second word...on... 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3265 We suspected a really big cat was using our box. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3266 No Grandpa." "We rode the subway here,remember?" "No,the buck board did not breakdown and the old mule did not run off! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3267 Did I mention that my dad is a hypochondriac? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3268 Don't just stand there...help me find my wedding ring! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3269 How long do you think he's been stranded on that island? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3270 He can't decide which brand of bottled water to use. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3271 Headquarters tolerates only the fresh, the new, the next. Our freshmen executives change the corporate mandala every morning. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3272 I'm calling it , Lost Metal Detector 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3273 "Dad's thing is always 'Go hard or go home!'". 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3274 They said the ocean was this way? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3275 Junior's swimming instructor reported that he is making excellent progress and will be working in the big pool next week! 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3276 If he doesn't find that water he's talking about in five minutes, our recess is over ! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3277 In my version of the origin myth, Adam is banished, but the Creator keeps Eve for himself. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3278 ...says he's looking for the fountain of youth. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3279 Mommy, he's not sharing! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3280 He's been up here ever since he watched Hidalgo. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3281 Look what the Cat let out. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3282 It's getting to the point where he's finally convinced me there's something rotting in Denmark. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3283 I think he's about done. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3284 Mom was upset, but I don't think she meant for him to take it literally. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3285 Do an NYU study they said. It'll be fun they said. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3286 After arguably too much deliberation, I do feel that he should skip a grade. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3287 You know there is no coming back when they mistake the sandbox for the litter box. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3288 I don't recall babysitting the boss' idiot son being part of our job descriptions. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3289 Growing bums is all the rage you know. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3290 Since he found oil in a desert for an oil company, my Dad has been working on doing it for himself. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3291 It's dry schadenfreude 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3292 Think he'd mind if we jumped in? 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3293 Grandpa keeps reliving his WW11 beach landing 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3294 And I thought Dad had run off with our coloring books. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3295 Dad thinks he is a Sphinx and I am Oedipus. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3296 He's koo koo for Kat poop! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3297 I'll never understand these newfangled exercise routines. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3298 They've replaced the sandbox with a virtual desert. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3299 Authenticity is overrated. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3300 He's a sand hog. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3301 Sally don't go in there! Someone has filled it with the Sands of Time! 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3302 He knows Manhattan isn't a desert island, right? 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3303 He comes here to reminisce. 1.1111 0.08153 27 25 1 1
3304 We can't 'desert' him, but let's leave anyway. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3305 Looks like Zamboni is up to his old tricks again. 1.1111 0.06163 27 24 3 0
3306 I know rent in New York is high. But not that high. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3307 From youth, he chose to see the world in a grain of sand. From then on, we added more, so he could see worlds. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3308 Didn't I tell you my dad is a prepper? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3309 My dad says the Sandman lost his job to a sleep app. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3310 Uncover your pail ... He's calling for water. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3311 It looks like he wants to sand on his own. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3312 Mister, even I know that's not a haystack. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3313 We better tell Mr. Bickley that "Wilson" is on the playground for recess? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3314 I'll never sleep tight again! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3315 Didn't I tell you it would be the finest artisanal near-death experience in Brooklyn? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3316 Wall Street roof top 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3317 Don't you listen to him, Dan, he's a devil not a man. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3318 This new "flex time" vacation policy really stinks. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3319 Dad’s a great believer in preconditioning. He’s been doing this every day since he was told that the company’s transferring us to California. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3320 I guess he's more comfortable in a simulated offshore environment. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3321 Obviously we need a swimming pool up here for the crawl stroke. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3322 When was that yoga place supposed to be finished? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3323 Zeno's Paradox is a bitch. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3324 How’s he gonna explain this one to your mom? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3325 Trust me, fracking is no longer glamorous 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3326 Dad! Can you practice your part for your theater group's play somewhere else? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3327 Uncle Ben lost his contact. He's been searching for it for hours. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3328 This is how we punish when you short change our little coffee club. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3329 Why does he seek an oasis when there are drinking fountains on every floor? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3330 He's trying to find his childhood. Should I give him my shovel? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3331 If you count him we're seven short of a minyan. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3332 Let's see what happens with the volleyball now 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3333 Water conservation laws have made Howard's lap pool quite a challenge. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3334 ''Another proposal gone awry.'' 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3335 So it's not much of a beach, but counting grains of sand is a chore. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3336 If you wait long enough, they all turn into sand. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3337 Aw great, Dad's been watching Bear Grylls again. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3338 He has been playing "The Castaway" for weeks 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3339 No Sis, he did not wash a-shore from a shipwreck. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3340 This is much better than yoga mat. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3341 A new Bansky-inspired art installation has just popped up today entitled, "Wilson, where are you?" 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3342 Three more days, and he gets the promotion. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3343 He doesn't look ready for the herculean task of digging to China. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3344 He says he's a Superdelegate. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3345 It's how New Yorkers prepare to visit the desert. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3346 I found him here at recess and he keeps mumbling the word water. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3347 As you can see, people are thinking up innovative ways to avoid the beach traffic. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3348 He's training for the Great Sahara Crossing Race 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3349 Why aren't there any sand boxes without mirages anymore? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3350 A man can die in the desert. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3351 2:30 on a Wednesday midlife crises just aren't what they used to be. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3352 He's been practicing for summertime in the Hamptons since February. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3353 So much for the government's $10 million dessert survival test! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3354 I didn't have the heart to tell him this is not Hollywood Blvd. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3355 When I was Dorian Gray's age, I did that. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3356 The man has a vision for his own sand castle. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3357 I don't know, poor guy just ran out of our Snapchat focus group for males aged 25 to 40. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3358 I’m tempted to leave him to his fate. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3359 Hope it's the high end clumping litter! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3360 If we wait around long enough we're going to hear, 'Water, water, everywhere, but not a drop to drink.' 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3361 He was a terrapin, yesterday. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3362 It's the dreaded sandboxitus. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3363 I heard, he's hidden away millions for when he gets out. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3364 It's the only remedy we have found for cat scratch fever 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3365 Never thought I'd say this, but I miss my cubicle. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3366 The drawbacks of culture appropriation. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3367 Sandbox nothin'. It's a shelter for New York's homeless, donated by Saudi Arabia. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3368 I DON"T THINK OUR SON IS READY FOR COLLEGE! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3369 Will you think outside of the box already? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3370 All right already, I'll build him an oasis tomorrow. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3371 He insisted on booking last minute for his spring break. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3372 He's mad that the cats found his oasis. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3373 Mom said if he's going to be a drama queen when he comes home from the office, he should play outside. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3374 Houston, we got a problem here. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3375 He said something about "All day I've faced the barren waste". 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3376 Oh dear... he's doing his Lawrence of Arabia impersonation again. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3377 Dad wanted to bring his Death Valley vacation hoe to New York City. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3378 Steve spends every lunch hour searching for remnants of his youth. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3379 I wish he would practice his Bikram-Crossfit somewhere else 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3380 My mom says he's having a midlife water crisis. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3381 He said he lost his mind in the sandbox when he was five. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3382 Dad’s still distraught about the $20,000 a month—without even a river or park view. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3383 He invented the sandbox that cats avoid. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3384 It's a low budget reality show: "Lost contact in the sandbox." 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3385 It is this year's staycation. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3386 I even offered him some coconut water. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3387 40 years ago this is how I played in this sandbox. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3388 Deanne says that public school sculpture isn't half as creepy. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3389 He just doesn't understand sandboxes. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3390 Early puberty. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3391 He recently finished reading ‘Find Yourself in the Desert’, but he will do anything to avoid those annoying baggage fees. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3392 I've never seen anybody flunk Sandbox that many times. I got it on the first try! [Italicize that] 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3393 Sooner or later he will realize it's just a mirage... 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3394 So your Dad is showing us how he played in the sand where he grew up? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3395 The co-op board made him drain his lap pool. Our win! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3396 Wow, MOMA really needs to start screening these performance pieces better. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3397 The sand is not very deep but is he an ostrich! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3398 Never forget your first resolution 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3399 My dad says that after all his effort, he's still got to worry about vultures. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3400 You would think 'Exclusive Roof Rights' would exclude that 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3401 marooned in a sandbox without a bucket and shovel 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3402 I think I'll have another look at the Neverland option. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3403 He really misses our Death Valley branch 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3404 Day 3 of "I'll do anything to be on TV Reality show." Dave is struggling but is committed to winning a glass of water for best sandcastle before the sun goes down. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3405 Yeah, it's pretty strange but he says it's equivalent to a run around the park without having to deal with other people. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3406 I wonder what kind of cliched metaphor they'll make out of this one. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3407 Hey Sandman, wanna nice cold beer...or maybe a dip in a shady pool with a picnic basket full of sandwiches & fruit...? Or how bout spoonful of dry oats ? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3408 Once he finally gets a passing grade in sandbox engineering, MIT will accept him. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3409 I guess you didn't tell him that our lap pool has a beach. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3410 I hate my life. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3411 I think Uncle Moses is taking our genealogy project too seriously. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3412 My dad did not have much of a childhood. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3413 Do you think he forgot his pail? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3414 Just because a man can't think outside the box doesn't mean he has to crap in it. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3415 It's my Lawrence of Arabia virtual reality prototype. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3416 If you build it, he will come, indeed. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3417 He's OK with sharing. Whatever you do, don't offer him anything to drink. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3418 My mom said he lost his favorite shovel in there 28 years ago. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3419 You know he's drunk, so I sure hope he doecn't think he's in a litterbox! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3420 Huh, I think he's trying to rediscover his inner child ...he just can't find it. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3421 Artisan Water ... Artisan Water from aquifers .... Artisan water ... 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3422 Ok, so he can't walk on water but he can crawl on it. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3423 He has we can use it, right after he gets by Zeno's paradox. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3424 This happens every time the cost of gold goes up. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3425 He always wanted his own private beach. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3426 He keeps muttering something about his inner child. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3427 I wanted a dessert with jimmies. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3428 Only 36 more hours and my dad will break the Guinness record for sandbox crawling. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3429 First the cats used it as a litter box and now this Let's vote him off. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3430 I call it the "Feel The Bern" mini. You sit in it to convince yourself you're not part of the 1%. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3431 If daddy doesn't find his contact lens we'll never get to play in the sand. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3432 Better him than the cat. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3433 I must have made a wrong turn somewhere! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3434 My Dad got into performance art after his fourth month of unemployment. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3435 He's practicing for the extreme desert crawl sport. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3436 Dad's unlocking his creativity again...guess we'll have to play video games." 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3437 I guess he didn't have a happy childhood. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3438 He's practicing for the political conventions. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3439 Dad’s been like this since Mom stopped buying his fancy bottled water. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3440 It was a pile of rocks. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3441 It's the logical successor to coloring books. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3442 It was made for cats that eat city rats; but he longs for his childhood sandbox. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3443 This is what tv shows are really like when zoomed out. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3444 It's our dutyduty: bury the smell, even if it means sacrificing the sand box. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3445 "He thinks that he is leaving handprints for the zombie hall of fame. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3446 He's practicing for Grauman's Chinese Theater in the event he gets the killer role. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3447 You want to tell him he's in a sandbox? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3448 You people wouldn't understand, it's art. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3449 Mr. Drysdale, you said the desert study wouldn't get in the way of recess! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3450 Wow, they finally upgraded from play sand to real sand. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3451 Dad, can we have the sandbox back now? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3452 Trump supporters.... They can't see beyond the wall. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3453 I told you not to let strangers play in our sandbox! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3454 Oh geez, Alfredo's lost his marbles again. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3455 Should we point out the Korean Bodega on East 86th? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3456 The boss told him to work on his imagination. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3457 Do you think we should tell him that the sandbox is not the Sahara? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3458 I don't think a bucket and a shovel are going to be enough. How about a palm tree and a margarita? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3459 This is our newest intern, Doug. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3460 He usually gets tired by high noon. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3461 He is planning to audition for the "Lawrence of Arabia' remake. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3462 We should have just gave him the Executive Key. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3463 Doesn't he know this is an urban oasis? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3464 Last night's fundraiser must have been a rager. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3465 Has your dad been watching 'Lawrence of Arabia' again? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3466 These are the people who have a masters degree? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3467 His mom forgot to pack his juice box. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3468 This is no mirage. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3469 Hard to guess for what story line he's seeking inspiration 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3470 It's Castaway, the sequel! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3471 It's a one-man Off-Off-Off-Off Broadway playground. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3472 Miss Miller says he's a performance artist from Arts in the Schools. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3473 Be patient, he'll leave when the vultures appear! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3474 Does Marina Abramovic know about me yet? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3475 He actually had a pretty nice jungle gym setup before '08. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3476 He'll never survive in the kiddie pool without a Big Gulp. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3477 He's training for the 4800K. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3478 He smokes Camels. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3479 'You're the super: Fix the leak or get lost!' my mom said. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3480 Should we tell him there's lead in the water? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
3481 Littering: the punishment fits the crime. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
3482 The Metropolitan Vacation Simulator: experience the getaway you will never have. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3483 Somebody should tell him that Mike Love got the piano in his last lawsuit. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3484 It rhymes with 'sand castle.' 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3485 Sorry Sis, I asked Dad to play with us. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3486 wine...wine... 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3487 He's the guy that's always losing his toys. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3488 I hate to tell him, there's no sand-crawling event in the olympics this time. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3489 Do you ever have the feeling that adults have colonized childhood? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3490 The water just got delivered, Dad. Can we have our turn? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3491 Republicans keep looking for likable candidate in political litterbox 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3492 Preparing for the desert marathon. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3493 Not a drop left after ShamWOWing. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3494 Where's my sand bucket for my bucket list? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3495 He said we're a mirage. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3496 There's not a lot of places in the city where you can re-enact Lawrence of Arabia. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3497 Looks like tom missed the memo 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3498 Sadly, due to budget cuts, they drained the kiddie pool and made it a sandbox. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3499 Despite his best efforts, Harold couldn't find his golf ball anywhere in the sand trap. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3500 Maybe it's true that the age of adulthood keeps going up. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3501 Mom says he was stranded on a desert island, so this feels like home. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3502 He keeps on saying “kiddie pool, kiddie pool”. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3503 Smelly Cat is back. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3504 He's been watching too many Humphrey Bogart movies. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3505 Daddy, I also might have lost it on that other roof there... 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3506 He says the last thing he can remember is a cat trying to cover him up. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3507 It's our " Roofhampton " amenity. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3508 Like many Baby Boomers, he decided to downsize. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3509 "This bloke again?" "Yep, it's Dean, he used to be an expat in Dubai". 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3510 He wiped out my juice box supply. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3511 I've lost my marbles! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3512 Finally, this litter box looks to be the right size. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3513 Auditions for 'The End of the Trail' are next Tuesday. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3514 He's not going to find an oasis here. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3515 It's just his way of acting out some weird, survivalist fantasy. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3516 Ah, yes, Oculus Paralysis. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3517 I told you not to tell dad we're in the sandpit. This is the third time he's lost his credit cards. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3518 Mr. Albee, what is it you're trying to tell us? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3519 His name is Lawrence 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3520 I haven't been able to use it since the day he got back from Persian Gulf duty. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3521 W... Wa... Water... 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3522 I told him to go play in his own sandbox. He's heading there. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3523 He's in search of 'Pi' or the 'Promised Land'; he won't say. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3524 Let's pack it in. This guy is hip to the fact that what he's seeing is an elaborate hallucination. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3525 ...and that wraps our radio broadcast here at Augusta. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3526 He's been playing in there for a long time. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3527 Mom says he has PTSD from being an Army mine sweeper. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3528 He thinks it's the 1869 one cent coin a told him I lost -- it's a penny. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3529 Some say it's the nexus of their universe - Generation Y hits a crisis called Midlife. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3530 Still bet we won't be able to keep it. No way dressing up that ostrich in Dad's clothes is going to fool Mom. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3531 He's in therapy, trying to regain his childhood. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3532 Not really, it' actually a treadmill. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3533 Saunders is a stickler for granularity. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3534 Let's get a walker walker next week. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3535 That's Sandy. He's made a lot of progress since yesterday. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3536 It's Steve Coll looking for his next story. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3537 This is the artist's latest performance entitled Election 2016. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3538 He calls it 'Jerusalem.' 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3539 Conceptual Art 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3540 It's a mirage 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3541 For forty years he's been wandering in there... 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3542 We think that he believes that he is a camel. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3543 Enough already! Let's tell him about Uber. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3544 He's a new teacher from the Strasberg Preschool. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3545 He thinks it's the same as walking on hot coals. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3546 Stuff really does grow quicker in sand. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3547 No need to clean the cat box. Must have been some party last night. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3548 I'm starting to think that our urban farm may not be worth the Instagram likes. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3549 I hope he takes showers. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3550 Dad never has been very good at thinking inside the box. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3551 I wish Dad would grow up. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3552 No oasis unless he takes back my F in math. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3553 I'm afraid this is what my brother referred to as "stage 3 adulthood" 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3554 The Fed's been telegraphing again. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3555 I'm not sure whether we need a watering can or an I.V. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3556 Remember, opening Cat Box Enterprises was your idea. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3557 Sorry Sally, we'll have to come back later. Mr Snider likes to reenact scenes from "Lawrence of Arabia" when he's had a bad day at work. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3558 I think he forgot to take his Ritalin. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3559 Finally, a shallow grave I can easily get out of 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3560 It's that third-grader, Abramovic's, father. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3561 Dad, we played 'stranded in the desert' the past two days. Can we play something else now? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3562 He's in recovery. Adult Alcoholics Who Act Like Children. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3563 Do you think he knows that it is just our sandbox? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3564 Bummer, he beat us to the box! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3565 Sure smells like he died and came back as a cat! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3566 I thought grown-ups didn't start playing until nighttime. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3567 Looks like dad had to sleep in the litter box again...we really need a dog. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3568 I told him we buried $3 in change. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3569 That's Morris Garfield he thinks he's a cat... How did you wind up getting stuck with litter box duty ? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3570 Philosophically: sandbox, small talk, paradox … what's the difference? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3571 After reading the complete works of H. P. Lovecraft, his mouth fell off...AND he now thinks he's a cat. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3572 I'm sure not going to be stuck in a dead-end job when I grow up. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3573 This is just a practice one. We're gonna have the real political revolution later. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3574 My mother calls this Sandbox Syndrome. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3575 So.. What's taking so long? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3576 Your dad really needs to get over the Netflix price increase. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3577 Paul. . .Ryan. . . 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3578 Immersive acting turned out to be cheaper than the Maserati. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3579 I prefer a timeout rather than cleaning out the box. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3580 Sorry, kids. I really want to go to the beach. That's all. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3581 You think his plumbing's out at home? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3582 He's taking up the whole box! Where am I supposed to build my castle? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3583 I'm not sure either. Something about some dude named Dan and a big green tree and ... 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3584 "I've seen this scene a hundred times, but never in our desert". 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3585 Mom says he's an artist. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3586 It's a far cry from when Marty McFly went back in time. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
3587 My Mom says he has PTSD. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3588 For the last time, 'I don't know how to do anything else,' is NOT a defense. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3589 Back off! This is my stacation. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3590 He says he's looking for his "inner child", but I think he's outta of his mind. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3591 We'll move on to the backstroke if and when it rains. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3592 It's only a mirage. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3593 He keeps gasping for water. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3594 Do you think he lost something? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
3595 Is he acting his age? 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
3596 You kids here to change the litter? 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
3597 He's looking for an oil field. 1.1000 0.07350 30 28 1 1
3598 'Mom says he has to keep using the sandbox because of something he did with the company's ink.' 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
3599 He raised me to believe that nature is neither cruel nor kind, but utterly indifferent to all suffering. Guess he's right. 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
3600 Oh no this does not look like it's gonna end well 1.0870 0.08696 23 22 0 1
3601 All Dad's mirages are deserts. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3602 Mom calls him Flashback Floyd. 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
3603 Don't worry, the Kitty Litter for Elder Care will be covered under the Republican replacement for Obamacare 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
3604 #3 "Human Cigarette Butt in the Sun" 1.0833 0.08333 24 23 0 1
3605 I can't afford a time share 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3606 He really believes that play teaches a person how to work. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3607 I hope that is clumping litter. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3608 Another "red wine drinker" that thinks he's in shape. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3609 I think he lost his iPhone" 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3610 Careful. He may not be a mirage. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3611 If I dig the grave, no sharesies on the wallet. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3612 Sez he's a U.S. agent struggling with the Middle East crisis. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3613 The search for the Holy Grail led Sir Galahad to many a new places. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3614 He said his car broke down on the fire escape. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3615 We're going to call the child abuses 800 number. This is our sand box. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3616 Mom says we should get him an indoor litter box. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3617 After ignoring the warnings of urban miming, Tim found himself stranded in a desert sandbox. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3618 1. Dad, you really should start going to meetings again. 2. You really wanna live with your mother in Arizona? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3619 I don't want to grow up, besides, I like it here. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3620 He was drunk. Switching his sunglasses and texting him where he was. Alas, Cruel but fun. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3621 We brought you a pail and shovel. It's much more fun with toys. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3622 He's our first rooftop crop. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3623 7 days without water, he's amazing! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3624 He wanted it for a low budget sequel to "High Plains Drifter" so I said "go ahead, make my day." 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
3625 That guy knocked over my sandcastle, don't give him any water. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3626 - Wilson… Wil..son… ? - I think this is the reboot of « Cast away ». Let’s go play somewhere else. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3627 He seems to be experiencing a Fata Morgana ... or applying for Survivor. I can't be sure. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3628 this was his last artistic endeavor 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3629 He's not ready for prime time. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3630 He says it brings him back to a happier time, when he inexpicably played in children's sand boxes, but in better clothes. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3631 I heard about this in history class, there used to be beaches and he's the last beach bum. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3632 It's important for our bartender trainees to experience a truly dry martini. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3633 This might be our most lively sand castle yet. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3634 Don't say anything about all the butts we smoked. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3635 He prepped for 40 years, but the stuff never did hit the fan. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3636 My Dad's new job is modeling for cartoonists. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3637 It works out perfectly, Amanda. The homeless need a place to defecate, and I have a need to pick up human feces with my flyswatter. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
3638 I like our 'day at the beach' fantasy better. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3639 He should have brought his own shovel and bucket. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3640 I'm a winner people....winning this one too! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3641 Sandy, snap out of it! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3642 Harley is approaching pit row and will his crew will be priming the treadmill for the swimming portion of the race. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3643 He invested in the seed bank when he thought he was seeding an investment bank. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3644 Even though he wasn't married, they would send up a couple of interns every couple of hours to help Bill "find his wedding ring" 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3645 They cancelled his flight to Palm Springs. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3646 There's water here, somewhere 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3647 I don't think he understood when McKinsey told him he was on the beach this week 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3648 Did the hobo take over the sandbox again? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3649 He must be looking for his pail and shovel 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3650 he just keeps going round and round saying wheres the sea gone 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3651 Apparently some programmers take the sandbox concept a tad too literally. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3652 He's been here for two weeks now. My mom says it's a new type of performance art. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3653 My mom says it's the cheapest Zumba in town! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3654 It's a sandbox thing, I don't know how to play nice... 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3655 Dad has become such a drama queen since the divorce. I'm sure he misses our other dad. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3656 It's my Dad. We just moved into the condo. He's looking for the exercise room amenity 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3657 Is he looking for his bucket and shovel or a bottle? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3658 Overcoming feline delusions can be particularly difficult unless the litter box is removed. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3659 I lost my denture here. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3660 It's a win-win. If he finds any cigarette butts he can keep them. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3661 Well that explains what happened to the merry go round. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3662 Maybe he is the Bernie Sanders my dad talks about ,and it's his pit now. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
3663 This is why you should stretch yourself and play in others sandboxes 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3664 I think he's lost... Yea, that's it, he's lost... If that's what you want to call it. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3665 Say, these new fitness trends are making him thirsty. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3666 Mom says he never did learn to think outside the box. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3667 Sorry kids, looking for my contacts. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3668 Well, he tolerates the litter box, but I don't think he'll sit still for a Pine-Sol paint job. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3669 My dad needs a Search and Rescue party. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3670 He is either trying to channel his inner child or he is suffering from post traumatic sand box syndrome. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
3671 Same guy at the kiddie pool yesterday - I can't begin to tell you... 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3672 It's great to see Mr. Whiskers so happy again in his new litter box 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3673 It's the gallary's newest live sculpture called "Desert Flowers". A sheik bought it. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3674 It's part of our building's new Tired Cartoon Trope-themed playground. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3675 Poor fellow is All Shook Up over deleted Love Letters in the Sand 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3676 The delegate selection process is rigged. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3677 I hope that he does not think it is a litterbox! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3678 This must be Jones. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
3679 This is Manhattan, kids. I pay $4,000 a month extra to play in this sandbox. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3680 After a spaceship tractor-beamed him into a rooftop sandbox, Mr. Plotnik asks for help to unearth his skepticism. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
3681 Hey Mister, that's not the zen box. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3682 I hate winter, I need to feel the sand under my feet. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3683 Dad's working to invent a gender neutral bathroom for cats. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3684 That's Brian Wilson's younger brother 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3685 Tesla's desert treadmill may be carbon neutral but it is so, so lame bro. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3686 He's auditioning for a David Lean movie 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3687 "I call it, Alien in Sandbox". 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3688 On Friday nights they use it as a rooftop nightclub. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3689 Once you've collected enough sweat and tears, I'll bring you the *other* bucket. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3690 I think Ronny is getting too old to play in the sand. His joie just isn't there anymore. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3691 I heard a rumor that years ago parents let their kids play in a sandbox by themselves. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3692 Your dad is truly the worst desert explorer ever. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3693 He's in practice they gave him the Sahara desert branch 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3694 No, that is not Cat Man. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3695 So who didn't get the sandbox tutoring job? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3696 We need to get you home and cleaned up now. Sometimes...I feel like I'm the father. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3697 Apparentley, Mr. Feebler lost a bet with my dad. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3698 He's worse than a Has Been. He's a Never Was. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3699 It is the firm's new Design Thinking Initiative. We were told to connect with our, "Inner Sandbox." 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3700 He’s still unsure of the storyline, but he’s settled on the title, 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3701 A minimalist before he became a survivalist, he just lacks any stick-to-itiveness, so we should be able to play in the sandbox by tomorrow. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3702 We're trying to litter box train him. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3703 My dad said tell Mr. Skinner he is full of poop. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3704 Well, are you going to give him water or just stand there? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3705 Go get a bigger heat lamp. We've got a cold one, Martha 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3706 You know what, Dave? I think you should consider therapy. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3707 The illusion of family togetherness. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3708 Yeah, he's still looking for The Cloud. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3709 After he has a few--He comes up here and puts his handprints in his Hollywood Boulevard Walk of game. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3710 Should we tell him what an awesome job he's doing illustrating Zeno's dichotomy paradox? 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3711 This is some new regression therapy, Mother. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3712 Over Dramatic Jim missed happy hour. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3713 He's feeling the Bern! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3714 It must be a case of arrested development. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3715 At one inch an hour he should make it by tomorrow. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3716 An honourable mention in the Tableau Vivant goes to Sahara Sam. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3717 He dates 20 somethings. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3718 It's penance he does for not winning a cartoon caption contest in some magazine. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3719 He keeps muttering...'cigarettes'. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3720 Dad Got kicked out of hot yoga for being too dramatic. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3721 David Blaine... 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3722 I should have rented a camel. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3723 Mom says he always makes desserts out of sandboxes. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3724 Either we're the mirage or he's nuts. I prefer that latter. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3725 I know my cat's in here Somewhere!! MEOW MEOW!!! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3726 I wish that homeless guy would find another sandbox to do his thing. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3727 His youth is just a mirage 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3728 Why do the actors in the climate change play have to practice in our box? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3729 It’s a classic example - the right to survive versus our God-given right to play. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3730 He said it's our turn just as soon as he gets past the dancing porpoises. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3731 Then dad said, 'But we don't even have a doghouse.' 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3732 Dad said he got a special deal on sand from Death Valley. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3733 Renting our sand box was a great idea. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3734 Eh, you think he wants to share? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3735 Lemonade Stand Phase One: Complete. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3736 All men must find out in their own way whether they are good, bad, ugly, or just Blondie. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3737 My dads been watching global warming preparedness videos on YouTube. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3738 I like our dream better. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3739 Counsel rests FOREVER? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3740 Has he lost his sock too? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3741 He says it will help him appreciate this 'urban oasis.' 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3742 Hey! look. Field Engineer's demonstrating. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3743 I've heard about this new exercise craze. It's called the sandbox! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3744 This beach is bring-your-own-water 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3745 You should've seen him last week when he thought he was a fox and tried to eat Mrs. Ali's cat. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3746 He said he just got a call to audition this evening for a New Yorker cartoon. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3747 See why weed is no a good idea! 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3748 I like to call it the poor man's painted desert. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3749 He's a politician...he fell asleep and the cats buried him. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3750 You know...You could get life for this. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3751 He's prepping for the Army desert Survival Course training. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3752 Dad believes he's invented the bikram yoga version of the endless lap pool. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3753 Crawling for President. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3754 Mr. President's border patrol. That wall won’t keep the Chinese from digging their way in! 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3755 He's taking the hands-on approach too literally. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3756 Ya,he thinks he's cat woman and has to go to the bathroom. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3757 Denies global warming has he? This treadmill made of sand should convince him otherwise. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3758 You know these "method" actors. He heard there were to have auditions for the "Laurence of Arabia" prequel. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3759 Brennan always hogs the sandbox when he plays 'Dinosaur'. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3760 I'll just add a bucket of salt water and a herring and you can enjoy a beach vacation. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3761 I think Principal Turtletaub is desperately seeking the true meaning of Common Core. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3762 They call it the "dry" endless pool. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3763 Can I get a chilled perrier? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3764 I think he dropped a contact 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3765 I told you we wouldn't be able to use the pail and shovel. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3766 Mom said the quicksand will cure his delusions of being a Hollywood superstar right away. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3767 Do you think he started at my age? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3768 He comes here to practice. He's going to a casting call for a role in a cartoon in The New Yorker. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3769 We're preparing a campaign for the next bail out. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3770 Frankly, I am not impressed with the Mummy remake. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3771 It's my Dad. He thinks he's a cat. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3772 Just wait. Next week he's the new "office dog." 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3773 I wasn't thinking that the school shadow box project would be in 3D and actually include a 5 o'clock shadow. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3774 It is incomplete without an oasis 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3775 He's vertically integrating. We need new solar panels on our house. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3776 I know this trick; hog the sandbox when societal pressures seem insurmountable. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3777 I've heard of an open world sandbox game but this is ridiculous. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3778 the virtual desert was no longer working 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3779 Well, this is as close to the beach as I'm ever going to get. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3780 Should we tell him that the drinking fountain is inside the school? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3781 I know that is the name you prefer and have always gone by but I feel it prejudices the jury. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3782 They say he's performing ' The Lesson.' 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3783 Next thing the Millennials will want is milk and cookies. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3784 Should we bring the water cooler to him? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3785 Cartoonists' model-in-training. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3786 He never got over his five minutes of fame at Grauman's Chinese Theater. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3787 He's repeating an early elementary education class to be certified to mentor adults. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3788 Need help finding your wallet? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3789 What's the spread? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3790 Dad started doing this when Mom get a job offer in Chicago. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3791 Let this be an accounting lesson to you. Long ago, he took a long lunch to see a matinee flick. It was Ishtar. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3792 So Dad's way of saying, "No virtual reality goggles for you next Christmas." 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3793 Is that supposed to motivate me? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3794 He says he's looking for the pool 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3795 He's not exactly what I asked Mr. Sanman for. 1.0741 0.07407 27 26 0 1
3796 Pei it forward, kids. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3797 I plan on graduating to the playground at the end of this year. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3798 I heard you were never supposed to wake up a Sleep Crawler. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3799 Some obsession with a film about a soccer ball and some ice skates. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3800 It's just my dad. He's a performance artist. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3801 Jeez, that math test really took a toll on him. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3802 I just adult-proofed the sandbox, but the big kid still gets in. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3803 His lobotomy had some severe sideeffects. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3804 Good job Tommy ! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3805 This spade is too small. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3806 Let's tell him that just around the corner's an oasis. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3807 All these years he insists he's a camel exploring the desert. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3808 He thinks he's wintering here. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3809 Don't worry. A 'meow moment' always rejuvenates him. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3810 He collects old rattles. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3811 He's had narcissism issues since childhood. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3812 He'll never use it. I mean, you can take a man outta the alley...but can you ever really take the alley outta a man? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3813 Suddenly, the boys decided not to share their toys. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3814 It's supposed to replace the never ending pool. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3815 maybe he's going to audition for a desert movie...or something 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3816 Got tuckered out building the thing. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3817 Dump "Tower 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3818 I guess we won't need the bucket and shovel, as it's obvious he's just trying to leave his full body imprints in the times of sand. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3819 How about we sculpt a glass of water? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3820 I think he's too old for the Kindergarten sandbox. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3821 It looks like he's been here awhile. I'm going to run down and grab him a Pellegrino. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3822 Leave it to Daryl to take it next level. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3823 What's the Fata Morgana here - the man in the sand or New York? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3824 It's a new rebirthing technique that uses sand instead of water. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3825 He insists on calling it a hot yoga studio. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3826 I swear I dropped the back to my earring in here somewhere. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3827 I don't know, but he insists he has a really big handprint. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3828 He said it's called 'mooncrawling.' 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3829 Earliest Cheever; 'The Sander' 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3830 It's sad, my dad flunked Survival 101. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3831 He said he's rehearsing the part of Chuck Noland just in case they make Cast Away 2. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3832 But the co-op board rejected his application for an oasis mirage, though. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3833 It's a minimum wage job nowadays. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3834 Sad case - he's practicing searching for the wedding ring he lost on a trip to Death Valley. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3835 He stopped because he thinks that Pepsi billboard is a mirage. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3836 His shrink told him he had to find his lost childhood ! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3837 He lost his glasses a couple of years ago. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3838 I left Google so I wouldn't have to play nice. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3839 You know that they haven't changed the sand yet this year, right? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3840 Tell him to pound what? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3841 Bobby enjoys being hands on at everything he does, even dipping the cat litter box. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3842 He's looking for his car keys, I guess. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3843 Mom said that he fell off his wagon . 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3844 He keeps singing that he's from a town called 'Margaritaville' and he's looking for his salt shaker. Some woman with tattoos lost it. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3845 He said he was a sandbox developer. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3846 That about sums up my childhood... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3847 Just give him tap water. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3848 I would crawl across a sandbox with no water for you too. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3849 When I was your age... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3850 Are we going to stop hovering, yet? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3851 I thought the pool would be finished by now. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3852 Think we should tell him that this is not Arizona? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3853 Suffering silently is truly a lost art. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3854 Field trip chaperones imaginary escape routes ... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3855 Apart from flashbacks Judy, I'm in the zone. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3856 No, he actually DID lose a cat's eye marble. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3857 He says the explanation lies in an old movie called 'Fargo'. . . 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3858 That vagrant completely destroyed our sandscape! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3859 If he passes the endurance test, we'll give him a job at 'The New Yorker' as a cartoonist. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3860 He's practicing for that stupid audition again. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3861 He's never forgotten his experience as a model in a desert photo-shoot. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3862 Do you think we have taken his years of sand box therapy to it's obvious conclusion? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3863 Well, he did say he wanted an 'Oasis in the City'. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3864 Back to the basics: play nice in the sandbox. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3865 We're not at Graman's Chinese anymore.... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3866 Could be his verision of cat/cow. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3867 If each crawl divides the remaining distance by one-half we're going to be late for dinner. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3868 Daddy got a new treadmill. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3869 Crikey, what a commute! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3870 He is on the final leg of the X Games relays. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3871 His Coney Island childhood; so near, yet so far. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3872 Geez, Billy's dad's gotta learn to think outside the box. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3873 (boy in the back) Um, Sarah, what is that in the sandbox? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3874 His sandcastles in the sky collapsed, so he's starting anew. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3875 I don't think Mittens is in there. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3876 I know my dating profile says I love children, but your Freddy really deserves someone better than me. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3877 Another crazed Barbra Streisand fan 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3878 I told my dad my school is an intellectual desert. he's trying to relate. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3879 This isn't performance art. It's a man in a rooftop litter box. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3880 It's not a fire hydrant, it's an urban cactus. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3881 I've placed him in a protected environment in which he (an untrusted program) may be run without affecting other parts of the system. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3882 It appears he's still sculpting. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3883 It may be unpaid but my dad says his internship is providing priceless experience. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3884 My life coach suggested I bury my burdens in the sand. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3885 He never really came back from the Sahara. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3886 ...and we thought that we were players! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3887 He says he's putting out fire with gasoline. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3888 Throw the water; this is our recess time 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3889 Don't you think he is taking 'new realism' a bit too far? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3890 Can you tell your dad to stop reenacting 'Cast Away'? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3891 "Don't worry Tommy, nobody can see you now". 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3892 OASIS. the local watering hole is downstairs, Sir! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3893 ''We found him while vacationing in Arizona.'' 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3894 My Dad says it's proof this is authentic sand from the Sahara Desert. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3895 He's going on his 10th day. He thinks all of this is just a mirage. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3896 I this is where playing in the sandbox gets us, I say let's move on to the slide. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3897 I just can't get used to "living sculpture", but I'm glad this one is plein aire. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3898 He keeps building Collateral Debt Obligations. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3899 He thinks he's Donald Trump. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3900 He said he's gonna audition for that remake of Beau Geste. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3901 I don't know, he said something about looking for water. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3902 Marty reenacts his epic journey across the Sahara Dessert, accomplished years earlier. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3903 My mom says it's a new thing dad is trying out: gritty, hungover yoga. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3904 Jordan Speith recovered but Dad sure hasn't 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3905 Used to be Miss Barbara's skylight. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3906 Desperate for a cigarette butt again. Let's go see-saw instead. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3907 The 4th deployment to the Iraqi desert was the last straw for him 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3908 I think he's taking this Power Animal thing too far 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3909 Dad, we're getting more of an 'Upset that I offered to help' vibe than we are 'Shipwrecked.' 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3910 First the cats. Now this! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3911 yeah...that's my dad 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3912 Classic existential Tom Wolfe sans Peter Pan. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3913 I don't think he wants to hear a knock-knock joke. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3914 Always with the drama when he misplaces his water bottle. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3915 How vague my broker suggest the plaything of my thoughts to invest. . . ? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3916 "I heard that they got this sand from some desert". 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3917 Sorry, I have this booked for the next 15 years. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3918 First it was adult coloring books, now adult sandboxes, I am instituting an adult time out! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3919 Rent, I need rent! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3920 He said it was the last item on his Bucket List. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3921 Oh-Oh, Daddy thinks he's a cat again. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3922 He's been acting strange lately; He thinks that we're all part of a mirage. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3923 You'd think the smell alone would give away the fact that he's in a litter box. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3924 They are remaking ‘Boyhood’ with the original cast. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3925 We call him Martyr Man. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3926 It brings back memories if WW 2. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3927 Dad's gotten a bit dramatic about UV lately. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3928 Do we take this act of contrition with the grains of salt through which he is crawling 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
3929 I happen to know that Association By-Laws,Section IV,(b)(1), Hogging The Sand Box carries a fine of $25 per hog 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3930 He is so cool at Zumba sand dancing. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3931 Act Two. Pigeon Man gets stuck on a desert island without a toy shovel and bucket. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3932 He's getting worse. Asking us to call him "Moses". He's been up here for weeks. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3933 "He claims to have lost his keys in the crawlspace". 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3934 He comes up here drunk and tries to remake "Ishtar. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3935 I thought I ordered the "Nude Beach" model. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3936 He lost something called a floppy disk in the nineties. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3937 I was thinking Uncle Arvin recently seemed overly obsessed with the Kitty litter box. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3938 Business yoga. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3939 He told my father that he can't get that Foreign Legion stuff out of his blood. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3940 I think he's practicing for the annual "Crawl-a-Thon" race. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3941 These pollsters are getting desperate. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3942 I lost my contacts 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3943 Be careful, Jimmy. The concrete sandbox will destroy your youth. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3944 He still hasn't recovered from the Clumping of '93. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3945 I guess the wall might work. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3946 He does look a bit like Sideshow Bob. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3947 This is one heck of an oasis. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3948 It's fun to play in the sandbox - just don't dig very deep! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3949 So pretty much California. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3950 Who Is Delusional? Am I Delusional? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3951 He's been watching too many Spaghetti Westerns. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3952 He said something about 'Speedo season.' 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3953 Maybe he's just rehearsing for an audition in Hot Cat in a Sand Box on a Tin Roof. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3954 Don't worry, he is just practicing for his job-hunt next week. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3955 Are you sure he's the one to mix paint? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3956 This will take a while. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3957 Tom Hanks is his idol. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3958 Johnny doggedly maintains his hot pursuit of an A in sandbox. It could be the difference between Harvard and Yale someday. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3959 In an effort to retain top talent, many companies are now offering sandboxes in their break areas. They are a big hit with hipsters facing midlife crises, who take solace and find inspiration while reliving childhood memories. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3960 Supposedly, he once was a brilliant advertising exec. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3961 Tony said when the last one awakens the giant within we can go to Chili's for happy hour 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3962 This exhibit is called "Wall Street's American Dream". 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3963 He needs to learn how to play better in the sandbox 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3964 Adult lap time's over in five minutes. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3965 So I said if he can find me my half finished cigarette, I'll give him the trial size Merlot in my locker. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3966 Playing in the sandbox as an adult is no fun! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3967 When he is finished we'll have to play around his tracks. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3968 My mother says to tell him we have the right to play unperturbed by gauche street theater about food deserts. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3969 They say you get the best HIIT workout if you alternate 10 high intensity shovel and bucket reps with 5 of the sand crawls. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3970 Help me! This must be super glue not putty. I am stuck. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3971 We need to get him to Sandbox Anonymous. Fast. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3972 I think the altitude must have gotten to him. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3973 "This might be his moment 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3974 Last week he wore a headdress and did a rain dance. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3975 If he drinks all the sand we'll never get to play. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3976 There used to be three ghosts. Daddy calls it a mirage a blah. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3977 He says he's training for the Sahara Marathon. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3978 Looks like he could use my shovel. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3979 ...and now I've just been watching him for the last twenty minutes. What have you been up to? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3980 Go, please go....save yourself! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3981 "Dad missed his interval training session at the gym today! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3982 At least he left his shirt on this time. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3983 Looking for an oasis. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3984 I call it 'Training for Death Valley Marathon.' 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3985 Our sandbox is now an endless desert survival spa. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3986 He's looking for cat "calling cards." What' a calling card? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3987 "Where is your head, now?" John Curliano, Alameda, CA 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3988 It used to be fun when we were young. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3989 Extreme miming - it's all the rage. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3990 Some people love what they do. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3991 Ok, when he goes down I'll cut his heart out and put it in your bucket. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
3992 This explains the spike in kitty litter consumption. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3993 Left my charger at home. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3994 These new sand molds are so realistic! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3995 He's demonstrating a new "tax filing" fitness program. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3996 Once a month, my Dad tries to bring to life a typical New Yorker cartoon. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3997 He's trying to appreciate what he has. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3998 His punishment is 10 hours in the sand box. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
3999 Seriously? You have a life insurance policy? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4000 It's a litter box. Trust me. You'll want one after you smell your first zombie poop. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4001 Adulting. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4002 "Hey kids! Can you help find Daddy's penis? Your mother hid it again. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4003 I would say this man has belief issues. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4004 I wanted to play too, but the Parks guy said it was adult fitness equipment. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4005 OK, I'm telling Mommy. He didn't want my juice box, and he thinks neither of us are real. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4006 Here, Arnie, this might help you find your lost youth. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4007 I say we wait till he drops and bury him. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4008 Thought we were here to change kitty litter. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4009 It's the latest CPA gone gaga over figuring out the government's new tax forms. Pity, a nice guy, too. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
4010 He keeps mumbling "It keeps me searching for a heart of Gold, and I'm getting old " ! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4011 Hey mister, the watering hole is the other way! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4012 My parents bought him to remind me how blessed I am. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4013 I tried, but he insists this is Tatooine. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4014 I thought the guy who made iPhones was dead... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4015 It's a Human Resource motivational exercise. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4016 He's preparing to be let go. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4017 Why that's Jordan Spieth" "He seems to be having a meltdown like it's a sand trap! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
4018 He's been that way ever since they canceled Jersey Shore. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4019 You got to crawl before you can walk! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4020 Which ad agency did The Oasis Pub finally go with? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4021 He's looking for the oasis. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4022 Survival is not a given. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4023 He must have lost his volleyball again. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
4024 He's training for the ironman, again. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4025 There is nothing in the sandbox, and no man needs nothing 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4026 That's not exactly what I had in mind for a karesansui garden. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4027 He showed up yesterday asking about water. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4028 Do you really believe he is working on his start for the Saharan Half-Marathon? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4029 Just testing the last candidate to Head the Obama School for Middle East Policy. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4030 A shiny yellow front-end loader typically gets them to this point. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4031 He's a till a minute. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4032 It looks like he has no idea that a sandbox is for kids and a treadmill is where grow-ups play. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4033 They made him leave his camel in the lobby. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4034 Well, it is the best place to look for loose change. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4035 He's getting in touch with his inner Israelite. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4036 Looks like the 'crawling through the desert' desk may not be the next step in the evolution of the treadmill desk after all. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4037 I feel like burying my head right here. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
4038 Mittens kicked him out of her cat box. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4039 I highly doubt this is the intended use for a litter box. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4040 Acting like at cat at his age isn't funny. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4041 His parents never should have named him 'Sandy.' 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4042 It's not a cliche; he says he's doing it ironically. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4043 Honey, we've told you six times. Get out of the sandbox and get a job. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4044 I told dad we could not have a play date today. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4045 He thinks he's Gunga Din. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4046 Dad, mom just texted me, "Did your father remember to crawl by Whole Foods for more coconut water?" 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
4047 He nose best. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4048 Why I'm in a desert!? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4049 He said he is from code enforcement and we have to pay him for demolition. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4050 This happens every time he forgets a 9.0 PH balanced water. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4051 He wants to know how much further to Cleveland,says he's a delegate. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4052 Meet my Dad, the actor. He's got an audition for a remake of Beau Geste. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4053 It's not the sand. It's the sandal he lost when he was a boy." 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4054 It looks like the Sandman is falling down on the job. I feel bad for all of those insomniacs. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4055 I hope he doesn't think this is a litter box! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4056 Was Gulliver shipwrecked? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4057 I remember hiding my lunch money in here. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4058 Joan said he had always wanted to do the Hajj 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4059 Peanut butter sandwich, Mister? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4060 You want to tell him we weren't playing but only cleaning out the litter box? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4061 A complete misunderstanding of exfoliate. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4062 Greg's new feline lifestyle is really getting gross 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4063 ''Another intoxicated one seeking for gold.'' 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
4064 Are you seeing this or is this one of those mirages I've heard about? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4065 I guess I did tell him to play nice in the sand box for a week. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4066 They said it's called "the teenage years" 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4067 I want some dirt of my own in the city. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4068 sometimes its hard to help someone who's miserable that you just have to watch them from afar 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4069 This really is a concrete jungle. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4070 Worst case? You get life. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4071 Everyday it's the same -- and we pay the price for their overconfidence 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4072 I don't have the heart to tell him that he is auditioning for the role of Bronte's Heathcliff... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4073 I distinctly recall the realtor's promise to reserve Tuesdays for our unit!" 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4074 I'm definitely doing this community a service after cleaning up this old man's mess. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4075 Looks to me like it's too late for repatterning. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4076 Live from Manhattan, co-op owner locates key to board decisions 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4077 His Facebook page says he flunked sandbox in kindergarten. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4078 He's hoping for a call from Grumman's Chinese Theater 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4079 Mr. Carlson has really taken this too far. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4080 I wonder why he wanders... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4081 Kind of regretting taking Dad to a buffet, yesterday. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4082 sorry to see that Dad has gone back to his childhood where he lost his contacts 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4083 He's checking it for a virus, before we let the kids play in it. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4084 Apparently Spidey Sense is not infallible. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4085 All these years he can't find his bucket and shovel. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4086 I don't think our sunscreen is working. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4087 I draw my cartoons from live models. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4088 Grownups are so weird! He keeps mumbling, "Oymandias...where the hell are you?" 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4089 He thought the cookies and milk were a mirage. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4090 They say it might have a virus. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4091 ...??While Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4092 It's a fascinating technique -- he uses an ammonia-based liquid to get it to stick together so well. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4093 I see your Dad's got his audition for 'Ice Cold in Alex'. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4094 Poor guy. Must've lost his adult coloring book. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4095 He likes to role play, he thinks he's a cat in a sand box. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4096 He says he lost a quarter there when he was five. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4097 My Mom's trying to make him feel guilty for not changing the kitty litter. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4098 Dan, this is not a sand trap, or.... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4099 The deluxe edition of the Castaway Sandbox™ comes with a palm tree 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4100 Well, Justice is blind, so I guess the whole invisibility thing is moot. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4101 If he is a good boy, I allow him to play in the sandbox! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4102 In Trump's Tower, it's set up so's we all get four-square meals a day. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4103 Perspective is everything! Perspective is everything! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4104 I'm reserving this sandbox for my daughter's play date. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4105 Tight focus...don'the pan out. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4106 Are you sure this is the way to China? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4107 You can get up now Mr. Marshall, we promise not to disturb your rutabaga. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4108 I think he misses his dog badly and hopes finding traces. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4109 A grown-up's playground: A (concrete) Sand B(l)ox 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4110 This is my home boys! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4111 He is really messing up date night! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4112 Nostalgia of sandbox etiquette... 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4113 He refused the best offer for his property. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4114 Dad's stress breaker happens whenever he acts like an Ostrich. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4115 He won't leave until we bring him Evian. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4116 Only a miracle can save him without water soon 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4117 doesn't he realize our sandbox is equal to how he views his man cave! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4118 It's my Ben garden. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4119 How are we supposed to clean the kitty litter box of your dad won't get out ? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4120 He's looking for spare change. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4121 So, to braise it's flip first then steam or steam first then flip? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4122 Taxes claims that you haven't been keeping up your side of the partnership. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4123 Oh, uh... Did you want to play here? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4124 The children watch as Carl embraces his innermost felines... 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4125 I warned him not to two the sandbox. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4126 He is still searching for that elusive oasis. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4127 My wife is allergic to dogs so we got him. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4128 Nine Year Old Invents Sandpit Threadmill -"for that 40-day workout!" 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4129 Thus my Zenophobia. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4130 Dr. Klein's sandplgy therapy can be quite intense. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4131 After he gets cast on a humiliating reality show with has-been reality stars, we'll get our sand box back 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4132 He wanted to bum a skylight. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4133 Mr. Moore—still testing his Law. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4134 Screw those kids. I own the building. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4135 He said something about exercising his coping mechanism. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4136 He's training to be the Arizona coordinator for Hillary Clinton. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4137 He's in a DESert and this is my desSERT. It's a 'homophone'...which isn't what you think! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4138 Can't he just shake a cup with a few coins in it like the other guys do? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4139 He thinks his carpet is cheaper than flying to Mecca. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4140 He says he's playing something called 'Escape from ISIS,' and as soon as he reaches the oasis, it's our turn. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4141 Where is my lovely camel....? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4142 "I think that is the owner of the corner store across the street. They say its lease is about to expire". 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4143 He won't let any of us play ever since his damned pacifier disappeared! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4144 ''Ready, willing, and able, honey, if he's not building a sand castle." 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4145 Isn't it exciting watching the boss relieve himself of tension in the executive sandbox? I even brought my own spade along for the bailout. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4146 When he asked for a hot time in the old town tonight, this is the best we could think of. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4147 The city's cutbacks on statuary is really starting to show. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4148 Litter Box 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4149 Should we give him some water? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4150 I'm getting tired of cleaning up after litterbugs. How 'bout you? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4151 Just five mom minutes. Pleeeease. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4152 We wants it. We needs it. Must have the preciousss! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4153 Time to muck him out. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4154 Don't worry, we just have to wait until he figures out we're part of his hallucination. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4155 I'm not so sure about this ad campaign. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4156 ever since they filled it with sand, he can't even get outside it 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4157 Oh my gosh. Who threw away this big gum? I'm sticking on it. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4158 He’s handling this “which five movies” question very scientifically. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4159 Did he lose his contact lenses?" "Nah- just the primaries. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4160 Raymond always seems to find the worst in everything. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4161 This is not the beach... At least I'm wearing pants this time. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4162 Maybe he's Bernie Sanders. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4163 Oh, he's definitely feeling the bern! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4164 Yippee!" "This is what I called recess for my lunch hour! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4165 Researching how long it takes for someone to know they are being scammed. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4166 He said he'll get out at the oasis. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4167 It is a reverse Tom Sawyer whitewashing fence trick. He makes it look that difficult so he can stay in the sandbox. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4168 I bring him water so he can keep hunting for treasure. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4169 "Mr. Sandman... Bring me a dream!" Or, uh, nevermind, dude... Looks like you had a rough night. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4170 Are you certain you paid your taxes? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4171 What is this? Last week it was cats in our sandbox 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4172 Looks like Lawrence from accounting thinks he's Lawrence of Arabia 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4173 Those are not the kind of vultures the boss was talking about attracting. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4174 I hope I don't grow up to be like that one day. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4175 He does it hoping to make the prices at the Oasis Mart seem reasonable. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4176 He knows where the water is. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4177 Is he a feces of the past 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4178 All I know is he calls himself the sheik of the burning sands. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4179 These castaways keep clogging our tunnel to the buried treasure. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4180 It looks like the teachers are striking again. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4181 You don't think he'll actually eat us if we answer incorrectly, do you?" "No clue. But I do want to know what he's hiding in there. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4182 When you talk about "The Sandbox Crawler", will you talk about yourself? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4183 Did you see the size of that cat!!! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4184 He's training for the French Foreign Legend Olympics. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4185 So this is the big idea behind these hot yoga classes, huh honey? "Well, they did say space was limited. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4186 Someone said they saw my innocence in here. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4187 Ever since obstacle course racing became popular adults have been invading our play spaces. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4188 Maybe we should stop now...before it's too late. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4189 Yesterday he told us he actually preferred a desert climate. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4190 The science projects needed to get into a top tier STEM preschool these days...... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4191 Must've missed juice time. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4192 Look at the typical New York labour worker 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4193 Well Barbra he's got held back long enough. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4194 Get your education, or you could get stuck in a dead-end job. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4195 Summer's coming and the dead come with it. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4196 Looks like hes willing to do whatever it takes to look good, Right babe? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4197 Wow, stamina isn't what it used to be! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4198 He said we'll find contributions from politicians in this litter box. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4199 I don't get it, my lawyer said it would safe on Panamanian soil 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4200 You think he would know that this is a smoke free building. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4201 Wow... Your dad is really trying to get the most out of this every other weekend and one month of summer thing. Instead of the sandbox, I think you should ask for a pony next time. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4202 He has been searching in the sand for thirty years. He says its there but he's never found it. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4203 He lives only to seek mirages. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4204 The litter box was full an hour ago, before young Maplethorpe took on the challenge. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4205 The vagrant was a figment of their imagination. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4206 Should we move the kiddie pool closer? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4207 Just leave me here to die 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4208 Crawling is not enough! Our true God is going to have to WALK! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4209 Your approval ratings with the jury look iffy. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4210 The Oversight Committee ultimately decided Governor Snyder's proportionate punishment should be to try and find clean water in challenging conditions. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4211 From the Latin mirari urbanus, otherwise known as Tuesday. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4212 "What he needs is a panel of experts". 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4213 Looks like Mr. Johnson is trying to give up sugar again. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4214 It's performance art. This one is called "Plight of the Liberal Republican." 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4215 Opps dad, I am sorry my took a bit longer than expected to drop me off after her shopping 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4216 Maybe he'll leave if we tell him there's a water cooler in the lobby. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4217 You think he might be taking this 'real conservative' thing too far? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4218 Buddy, this ain't no sand dune you're in downtown Minneapolis. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4219 OK, we'll give him 5 more minutes, then we have to clean him up for the convention. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4220 Adults these days... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4221 I don't think we have to worry about the cost of college. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4222 He is unleashing his inner child because Mommy wouldn't let him have a bulldozer. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4223 Do you want to be like him when you grow up? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4224 I only have a few minutes of play time! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4225 What's the magic word? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4226 The smiley faces were losing their potency." 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4227 We'll get our garden back when he realizes there is no oasis at the end of an endless sandpool. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4228 He is just re-building his character 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4229 He mumbled something about tar beach? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4230 It's his homework for "Mom's Phone Lost on Beach 101" 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4231 When he said he didn't want quicksand he didn't know what he was in for. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4232 He said his life is like a cartoon, and he's not getting out till he's captioned. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4233 He's hoping to reach an endless oasis. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4234 He suffers from parchitis. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4235 You're never too old... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4236 Father was not kidding when he said we were moving to a building he considered an "oasis" right in the heart of Manhattan. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4237 He's in a "too much tequila" mirage. On three, unplug the fountain! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4238 NOT AGAIN, ANOTHER GROWN-UP PRACTICING FOR THOSE DUMB REALITY SHOWS. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4239 Old man Mitty is at it again. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4240 I think he's looking for his pail and shovel. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4241 I'm not throwing away my shot 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4242 This was my science project, but now I lease it to my friends to torment their fathers. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4243 Not to worry. Your face doesn't show up on any of the security cameras. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4244 I thought we were the ones with the vivid imagination? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4245 With hindsight, maybe this wasn't the best way to come up with a GOP strategy. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4246 His therapist has him doing this exercise every morning at this time; he'll be done in a few minutes. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4247 I'm not sure . . . He calls it the "desert diet". 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4248 My boss told me that I didn't play well in the sandbox with my colleagues. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4249 He thinks he's a camel who has lost his hump and can't get over it. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4250 and now for the update on Manhattan man further getting in touch with his inner desert 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4251 It's the latest live performance installation called "man searching for sand pail"! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4252 2035 A. D.: "This sandbox comprises the remains of Trump Tower. He has claimed that Iraq will pay to rebuild the tower, but we remember how that went with the wall." 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4253 These Foreign Legion boot camps are getting out of hand. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4254 Is he homeless or going to the beach? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4255 What a playdate. Is your dad a Pisces? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4256 He said something about the Walk of Fame 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4257 I am in a sandbox 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4258 Now just a few pyramids and our Giza will be complete. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4259 I think he said my caption might save him. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4260 He never could pass P.E. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4261 I'll search for my inner child. You guys think outside the box. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4262 Hey dude, You're already out. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4263 We use a sandbox for our code AND our coders. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4264 Sauna is very good on health. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4265 Dad, you're embarrassing us. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4266 Cable Hogue's great grandson 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4267 Either its regressive therapy or Pop has gone lo oney tunes! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4268 That's my little Johnny. He convinced there's a treasure buried in there. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4269 They don't call him the "desert lizard" for nothing. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4270 Aaww...finally an oasis. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4271 Water!! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4272 He's practicing for the Sahara. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4273 I've never had a case where the defendant's name and the sentence are the same. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4274 We should've known better than to go into parks and rec in this modern age. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4275 it feels like i've been out here for months 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4276 "Wow, those baby boomers even make playing in the sand tortuous". 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4277 It's lucky this is water-based paint. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4278 Playing in the sandbox with a hangover is not advised 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4279 Dad--I told you to GET OUT OF MY SANDBOX!!!!!!! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4280 Hey, it's his own fault. He should have bought in when the sandbox went co-op in the 70s. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4281 It's his version of a desert survival simulator. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4282 He claims he's been digging for thirty years. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4283 He is cleaning the Detroit Lions litter box. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4284 He's training for the Paris-Dakar Rally 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4285 Dad is convinced this is where he lost his new iPhone a week ago. Dad's convinced he lost his new iPhone here a week ago. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4286 And here we see the non-native Californian... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4287 Mmm, Almond Roca 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4288 I know my dignity is up here somewhere. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4289 Mr. Neighbor looks thirsty, I wonder how long he's been playing in the make believe dessert? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4290 maybe this can take me to a 3rd dimension? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4291 Want to bury him when he give out? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4292 And you can add that Mark needs more than a haircut. He'll soon have a butt-crack problem! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4293 So this is what grown ups do for fun. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4294 he claims he is Very close to finding that 300 million dollar lottery Ticket. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4295 'I guess you could share your water with him.' 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4296 I get that he thinks he's in front of Grauman's Chinese. I just don't get Clark Gable. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4297 The VR water isn't very wet either. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4298 It's nothing so dramatic. He's just cleaning up after the neighborhood cats. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4299 That's going to be our first 4D painting 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4300 Maybe he thinks it is human litter. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4301 It's hard to believe he was ever a kid. Really, what the hell is wrong with grownups? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4302 He saw on one of those 'expert' cat-trainer shows that if he let himself go for a week and marked the entire sandbox, the neighborhood strays would stop using it as their litter box. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4303 Yeah, that's the guy, Neddy Merrill, the swimmer. I told him swimming home was a bad idea. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4304 Sure , but mom says don't talk to strangers. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4305 Just wait until you see this in winter 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4306 This is why there's now a Toys'R'Us disclaimer. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4307 He should just be glad it's not my quicksand box. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4308 I have faith that if I cross this wilderness I'll be delivered to the land of hardwoods, granites, parks and reduced rents. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4309 A Chinese collector wants to buy it for thirty million. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4310 I don't think he lives in our building. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4311 Get little tikes on the phone. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4312 Look at that turkey on the sand which's there. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4313 Damn! He's getting the worm! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4314 Marbles! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4315 It's only spring. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4316 Looks like malicious code to me too 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4317 I really do not think that sending us back to experience childhood by playing in a sandbox in 100 degree Weather is sane methodology. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4318 Mr. Unabomber, your legal fees are paid by ISIS. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4319 He's going to audition for a remake of Duel in the Sun. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4320 Disqualified for the penthouse open on the 9th hole 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4321 Too bad those people and buildings are mirages. I've been stuck in this desert for too long! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4322 He must have lost the dollar my mom put in his pail yesterday. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4323 Rod Stewart looks like hell these days. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4324 Beach bum levels are rising the quickest. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4325 Norbert really goes all out when doing his iguana imitation. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4326 Are we going to play with our sand kit today? We have the shovel and bucket, but now I think someone's going to take a nap there. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4327 I told you the sandbox was too small. So what!? I told you he wasn't dead. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4328 There has to be a better way for Mr. Smith to prepare for the next season of Survivor. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4329 Be patient. He's that Cheever fan Mom told me about. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4330 Your father is freaking us out. He is still in his 'lost in a desert character'. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4331 Looks like the same guy we saw on the desolate island 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4332 The industrial revolution and its consequences, Linda. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4333 When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4334 Grandma told him to go to The Deck and get the sandwiches there. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4335 Gee, I guess we'll have to go find another island. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4336 You can take a boy out of the beach, but you can’t take the beach out of a boy! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4337 Before the mortgage crisis, he was said to have pooped gold. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4338 You have nothing to lose. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4339 It's tough to see an old actor like Hanks trying to recapture his Glory days. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4340 He must have run out of modeling clay. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4341 Wait until see his impression of the Great Pyramid of Giza 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4342 You might be sentenced to life... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4343 He said it was a city litter box. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4344 He's getting in the practice he needs to run for a high office. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4345 They never stopped testing him. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4346 He insists that it is his sandbox 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4347 Man says to kids: "What ever happened to that so-called sea level rise?" 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4348 I think this one wants us to irrigate with rum. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4349 Looks like he just crossed the Mojave desert. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4350 Damn, chiropractor! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4351 Near, but not quite right for the Beau Geste role 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4352 I thought your brother knew his was the half bath when we invited him 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4353 He doesn't play well in any sandbox 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4354 Ted, that's the New York way to Grand Old Path (Note: please the first letter of each word in the phrase "Grand Old Path" in bold print) 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4355 Oh, you thought I said dessert? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4356 I know we're "cat" people. Just remind me how this is helping the homeless. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4357 I think I lost my glasses", said old man. "What is this crazy man doing?" "Probably searching for hope. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4358 He's looking for a mud pie over easy. He once worked the grill. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4359 Let's play near the two guys on an island. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4360 He doesn't like chocolate milk. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4361 Just another busted-ass baby boomer looking for his youth. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4362 You never should have crossed me, Billy. Now, watch as I bury your father alive... He shall pay the price for your sins! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4363 He's searching for his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4364 I'm building castles in the sky. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4365 " Ok...So Mr. Smith thinks he's a Cat. But..Why does he have to use our sandbox as a LITTERBOX? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4366 But your husband won't be needed if Kong accepts your offering. Let's take another look at that kale. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4367 That was the biggest, pinkest cat ever. This is the guy Pay Pal's been missing. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4368 Do we live alone. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4369 The guy's just no fun anymore. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4370 Come on, Herbie! Make it look like you,ve crawled many miles. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4371 He's been playing in the sandbox way too long. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4372 That's Mr. Applebaum from 2044, he's bemused. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4373 My suggesting to "Dress to Kill" was a metaphor. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4374 He's been there for three hours. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4375 I'm over the whole repurposing thing. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4376 He says he's in software. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4377 I think it is a new dance, "The Sand-Box Trot 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4378 That's an ecumenical matter. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4379 Don't be embarrassed, all dad's want to demonstrate the heroic struggles they have endured. My dad re-enacts his great battle with the mastodon whenever we visit the Natural History Museum. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4380 Finally, I made it to Flah-ri-da! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4381 You too can get bikini body ready in just 3 weeks! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4382 We need to rethink our "castle "performance piece. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4383 Just dump the water in, he's playing shipwreck. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4384 I"ve recaptured my youth. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4385 Man this desert is so vast I can't find the other side. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4386 Trump! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4387 " His Boy Scout oath says "Be Prepared". 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4388 I should not have played the pirates game... I lost my all money in the ground. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4389 This is a great place to be if a flood comes. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4390 "They said its family therapy' 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4391 It's the latest military-style workout routine. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4392 I wish to make my mark, so don't stare! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4393 I think his ring is called dignity. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4394 My dad is showing us how to search for water! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4395 Worst case? 50 to Life. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4396 They don't take reservations, so I improvised. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4397 Remember when they used smiley faces to encourage us? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4398 Hurricane Sandy spared his sandbox. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4399 I told you they had hot yoga for them. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4400 From what I could discern upon finding him in 1935, his name is Lawrence. Despite everything we've tried, He refuses to leave the sandbox. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4401 To sway this jury, you'll need to show a bit of levity. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4402 Problem is he played too well in the sandbox 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4403 That Brut cologne seems to loose it's appeal after 15 hours in the sun. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4404 When you said your dad was an auditor, I thought of something more in the "financial statements" territory. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4405 A poor, lonely man from the slums comes to town, starving. Without food or water for days, he hallucinates and thinks the sandbox is the beach and he crawls into it, seeking for water. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4406 That's what you get for kicking sand in the sandbox 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4407 He was known as the 'Frac Sand King' before business dried up. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4408 How long has he been n there? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4409 I collect Ron Mueck. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4410 Polictical regression is our last chance. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4411 Mom just said nobody's too old for the sandbox. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4412 Looks like Dad took it on the chin one too many times 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4413 The GPS chip in his shoulder "Money's tight. Mom went with a GPS chip in lieu of another therapist. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4414 Our tar-beach yoga concept tester appears to be approaching a meltdown. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4415 I'm not sure Homer has learned to play well in the sandbox yet... 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4416 I told you not to wear the hoodie! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4417 What does me hating cartoons have to do with breakfast? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4418 He's been like that since we found him in the Mojave searching for his wife. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4419 He likes treading water. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4420 you know Sniffers, our cat who died??? I think he came back as your dad... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4421 Girl: "What is this man doing in our sandbox?" Boy: "Hey buddy, hit the road" Man: "I was just looking for some gold" Boy: "You're not going to find any here man" Man: "Maybe I should just go ask my boss for my job back" 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4422 What? No late check out? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4423 My genie swears he will never find the extra 's'. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4424 Mom never should have filled in his endless pool. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4425 I have trouble with finding my keys, I accidently left them in the sanbox 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4426 ...and after my little sister had an accident in there, she cried and cried. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4427 Little Bill's sandbox in Hope 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4428 Loretta, after that training we just had I've been working on my diversity, but why can't he just play in his own stinkin' sandbox? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4429 He is in training for the next "Sandman" competition. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4430 I'm told they didn't give out participation trophies in his day. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4431 I was once a good student, then I took an arrow to the knee. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4432 Catman 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4433 It's my dad's idea of "disruptive play" - he thinks pretending to survive will be the next mindless digging. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4434 "A bad trip in the virtual reality sandbox!". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4435 Yes, and I thirst for kingdom. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4436 When is dad gonna let us use the beach?" "I dunno. I think he's lost at virtual sea... 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4437 Go away, this is my bed! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4438 Too bad all he can build is a sandcastle. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4439 As sandboxes go, I hear umpteen deployments to Iraq/40 years in the Sinai were worse.... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4440 They're right. It is one big circle. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4441 Should we sell him a necktie? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4442 Exquisite form, but that attitude is not doing #6 any favors. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4443 He said we can't play until he's done acting out his 'urban food desert' fantasy. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4444 I hope I can build the oasis before it gets dark. And cold. Really cold. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4445 I'm going to put this in a bag and make it my lover. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4446 Our two scents? Let him dig his own hole without any point. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4447 Just graduated from my job in Silicon Valley. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4448 It is understood that food and water are delivered automatically. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4449 I've got it down pat!!!!!! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4450 This two beat lateral gait performed by harness racing horses is known as the pace. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4451 Mondays amirite? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4452 He said that we're only a mirage. mirage. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4453 He doesn't realize that the Boston Red Sox have actually won three World Series since 1918. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4454 To the insanely persistent go the spoils. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4455 Costco. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4456 Oh, so you think we should call it "Marriage"? Funny. I think we should call it "I'm Having an Affair with Your Brother." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4457 I guess the cat got his tongue. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4458 For your safe... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4459 Heard.. He sleeps over his work 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4460 He also failed "Rithmetic". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4461 We have to wait until my dad's done doing his therapy treatment for his Xerophobia. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4462 He was told to be the wave of the future. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4463 He's been hogging the rooftop garden ever since his barista handed him espresso beans and told him they were the seeds of promotion. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4464 Did he just finally take his head out of the sand?" "Yes. He heard Bernie Sander's speech and it woke him up. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4465 It's way cheaper than actually crasing in a desert.. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4466 he's the show runner for Survivor 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4467 Looks like we can't play in the sandpit today, sorry; my dad's still using it to search for the oasis of socially-equitable free-market capitalism. (He might be there awhile.) 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4468 I'll find it, I dropped it in Egypt somewhere! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4469 According to the Child's Guide to the DSM-5 and my Mom, sandboxes are not for those with vivid imaginations. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4470 He thinks he's still on Fenadik. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4471 I seem to have lost my head since the meltdown. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4472 Sand sand here I am.If you can't see me, no one can! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4473 hay mom and dad gave him a boot instead of shovel and a pal. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4474 And here's your average American run through the election gambit. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4475 Isn't he a little old to be playing in the sandbox? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4476 Billy's really let himself go. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4477 Today, South Carolina, tomorrow...... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4478 No fair. This guy's been hogging our Möbius sandbox for days! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4479 concrete is fun now 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4480 Are you about to rough? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4481 Relax, you had to leave your scythe at the metal detector. Now, you're just a random guy in a hoodie. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4482 If I'd known thirty years ago that eleven whiskey sours would've given me autonomy, I would've been golden." 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4483 He lost his Rolex. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4484 Ed looks ready to dig through our annual report. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4485 He should know the sprinkler's in the lobby. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4486 Some days you just get in the box, kids. Some days you just lay in the sand, okay? You just get in and you die. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4487 I'm digging my hands into this sand .... oh SHOOT its quick sand!!!! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4488 That mirage has got him confused 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4489 The guy want go to the beach so bad, because he can saw it. So he still the sand of the kids 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4490 I gotta get a new box-spring. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4491 I'm gonna die in the desert..... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4492 Maybe this desert would end if I changed my deserts. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4493 You better mix some bedbug repellent with that paint. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4494 THIS GUY IS REALLY STUPID ! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4495 Lucas is in his 83rd day of his desert-simulating contest. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4496 Outa the box dad, we want to construct a castle to be stomped on by a big kid. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4497 Do the face snapchat face swap with him. It'll be lit af. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4498 I guess he won't mind the stray cats use this sandbox as a kitty litter! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4499 Should we tell him we're not mirage or go play Xbox instead? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4500 My dad says that until health insurance deductibles go down we have to let the grownups go first. Sandbox stress relief is free. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4501 Gold Rush in 2016!! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4502 Do you think that jar of pennies we dug up yesterday was this guys IRA? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4503 Betcha his favorite song is: "If I could tun back time" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4504 We used to use lab rats, but when you consider the upkeep costs, it's really cheaper to employ minimum wage workers for our studies. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4505 Didn't know they were taking the "don't leave your animal in the car" so seriously... Its sad that they put them on display like this 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4506 Grauman's Chinese Theater it isn't. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4507 Mr. Sandman, your hardwood floor specialist at it again 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4508 New Yorker cartoon slash performance art ? Nah, the judges will hate it! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0