Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Who'd have thought they'd get you for tax evasion. |
2.3913 |
0.17490 |
23 |
5 |
4 |
14 |
1 |
It's probably unethical for me to say this, but I think we have a better shot if you take out jurors four and seven. |
2.3889 |
0.20031 |
18 |
4 |
3 |
11 |
2 |
Just don't laugh when they talk about the death penalty. |
2.2778 |
0.21090 |
18 |
5 |
3 |
10 |
3 |
Stop it. They'll just keep bringing in a new judge. |
2.2500 |
0.21409 |
16 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
It looked like you convinced the older jurors. |
2.2143 |
0.23855 |
14 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
Saying it was his appointed day is not going to get you off |
2.1875 |
0.24527 |
16 |
6 |
1 |
9 |
6 |
You just killed your chance for an acquittal. |
2.1538 |
0.27377 |
13 |
5 |
1 |
7 |
7 |
Any priors? |
2.1538 |
0.24926 |
13 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
8 |
Your priors are going to be a problem. |
2.1429 |
0.25370 |
14 |
5 |
2 |
7 |
9 |
If we lose this case, where does that leave me? |
2.0909 |
0.25062 |
11 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
10 |
No- I decide which jurors to eliminate |
2.0909 |
0.21125 |
11 |
2 |
6 |
3 |
11 |
I'll try to get you the death penalty. |
2.0909 |
0.28459 |
11 |
4 |
2 |
5 |
12 |
Remember, she was already dead when you arrived. |
2.0909 |
0.21125 |
11 |
2 |
6 |
3 |
13 |
Are you absolutely certain you don't have any more skeletons in your closet? |
2.0909 |
0.21125 |
11 |
2 |
6 |
3 |
14 |
The judge has disappeared. Anything you want to tell me? |
2.0909 |
0.25062 |
11 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
15 |
I defend politicians; this will be easy. |
2.0909 |
0.25062 |
11 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
16 |
We're going with the "it was their time" defense. |
2.0769 |
0.21066 |
13 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
17 |
I'm afraid they'll give you life. |
2.0769 |
0.26461 |
13 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
18 |
I'll plead you down from grim reaping to simple reaping. |
2.0769 |
0.23916 |
13 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
19 |
It's the jury of your peers that worries me. |
2.0769 |
0.23916 |
13 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
20 |
Don't worry. We were able to dig up a couple of witnesses. |
2.0769 |
0.23916 |
13 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
21 |
Nobody avoids taxes. |
2.0000 |
0.37796 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
4 |
22 |
I keep telling you, "It's what I do," is not a viable defense. |
2.0000 |
0.23570 |
9 |
2 |
5 |
2 |
23 |
I'm so sorry. You're facing life. |
2.0000 |
0.33333 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
4 |
24 |
So you weren't identified in the lineup? |
2.0000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
2 |
4 |
2 |
25 |
Relax, without the scythe they don't have a case. |
2.0000 |
0.23570 |
9 |
2 |
5 |
2 |
26 |
They all seem anxious to cut a deal. |
2.0000 |
0.25820 |
10 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
27 |
Without the scythe, they got nothing. |
2.0000 |
0.30151 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
5 |
28 |
Finding a jury of your peers was hell. |
2.0000 |
0.23355 |
11 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
29 |
'The good news is that, so far, no one can positively identify you". |
2.0000 |
0.33333 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
4 |
30 |
Sure, a hung jury would be great for us. Why do you ask? |
2.0000 |
0.30151 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
5 |
31 |
Remember, you were only doing your job. |
2.0000 |
0.28868 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
3 |
32 |
...a little unusual..the judge just asked for a little more time... |
2.0000 |
0.28868 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
3 |
33 |
People have been cheating you for years, you're due compensation. |
2.0000 |
0.28868 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
3 |
34 |
Mint? |
2.0000 |
0.28868 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
3 |
35 |
It's been difficult to find a jury of your peers. |
2.0000 |
0.33333 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
4 |
36 |
The prosecution wants life. |
2.0000 |
0.28868 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
3 |
37 |
Not now--I'm in the middle of a big case. |
2.0000 |
0.33333 |
10 |
5 |
0 |
5 |
38 |
Self-defense is going to be a tough sell. |
2.0000 |
0.29814 |
10 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
39 |
Just so I'm clear, your alibi is you were killing someone else at the time of the murder? |
2.0000 |
0.23355 |
11 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
40 |
No, I won't say "The defense rests in peace." |
2.0000 |
0.29814 |
10 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
41 |
You're being sentenced to life. |
2.0000 |
0.28868 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
3 |
42 |
What do you mean you're afraid of the death penalty? |
2.0000 |
0.36515 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
43 |
Even you can't dodge taxes. |
2.0000 |
0.26968 |
11 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
44 |
It's inevitable. You're gonna have to pay taxes. |
2.0000 |
0.28868 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
3 |
45 |
What is it that you don't understand about habeas corpus? |
2.0000 |
0.36515 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
46 |
I don't think self-defense is the way to go. |
2.0000 |
0.33333 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
4 |
47 |
They are digging up a jury of your peers. |
2.0000 |
0.30861 |
7 |
2 |
3 |
2 |
48 |
I thought I asked you to wear a tie... |
2.0000 |
0.23570 |
9 |
2 |
5 |
2 |
49 |
Is this your first offense? |
2.0000 |
0.28868 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
3 |
50 |
No, I'm afraid we can't plead inevitability. |
2.0000 |
0.29814 |
10 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
51 |
No! Just saying"It was their time" won't work. |
1.9000 |
0.23333 |
10 |
3 |
5 |
2 |
52 |
I might be able to get you life. |
1.9000 |
0.27689 |
10 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
53 |
We can get a court order but I can't guarantee that the magazines will stop. |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
54 |
If asked, you used the scythe for harvesting wheat. |
1.8889 |
0.35136 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
4 |
55 |
Of course, you have the final say. |
1.8889 |
0.26058 |
9 |
3 |
4 |
2 |
56 |
I don't think you're getting custody. |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
57 |
Try to stop smiling every time he says 'death penalty'. |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
58 |
I think we should enter a plea of inevitable. |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
59 |
I'm assuming that you'll be fine with the death penalty. |
1.8889 |
0.26058 |
9 |
3 |
4 |
2 |
60 |
It seems that all their witnesses are missing. Do you know anything about this? |
1.8889 |
0.26058 |
9 |
3 |
4 |
2 |
61 |
For Chrissakes, stop looking jurors in the eye. |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
62 |
We're unable to find a jury of your peers. |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
63 |
Probably not a great idea to mention the scythe. |
1.8889 |
0.26058 |
9 |
3 |
4 |
2 |
64 |
They still haven't found a motive. |
1.8889 |
0.35136 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
4 |
65 |
Without the scythe I don’t think they have a case. |
1.8889 |
0.26058 |
9 |
3 |
4 |
2 |
66 |
Try not to look proud. |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
67 |
I don't think I can get you life. |
1.8889 |
0.26058 |
9 |
3 |
4 |
2 |
68 |
You've hung all the jury. |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
69 |
You may get life. |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
70 |
You're sure nobody saw your face? |
1.8889 |
0.26058 |
9 |
3 |
4 |
2 |
71 |
My advice? Plead the fifth. |
1.8889 |
0.35136 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
4 |
72 |
You realize, if this goes badly, you may get life. |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
73 |
Mr. Reaper, I'm afraid that "It was his time to go" is not a legal defense. |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
74 |
I'm a lawyer...I sold my soul a long time ago. |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
75 |
I'm not going to lie - things look pretty grim. |
1.8889 |
0.20031 |
9 |
2 |
6 |
1 |
76 |
Ironically, you are looking at life |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
77 |
You want a change of venue? How's Pluto? Is Pluto good? |
1.8889 |
0.20031 |
9 |
2 |
6 |
1 |
78 |
So your saying they got the wrong guy? Your Jim Reaper? |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
79 |
I know you are used to settling things out of court . . . |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
80 |
If they give you the death penalty, try not to do your happy dance. |
1.8889 |
0.35136 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
4 |
81 |
We've got an excellent case--they have no witnesses. |
1.8889 |
0.30932 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
3 |
82 |
No, you don't get off if the judge dies. |
1.8750 |
0.35038 |
8 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
83 |
I should be able to get you off with a death sentence. |
1.8750 |
0.22658 |
8 |
2 |
5 |
1 |
84 |
I advise we don't go for the "You Penalty" |
1.8750 |
0.35038 |
8 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
85 |
How many skeletons do you have in your closet? |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
86 |
There's someone at my office I would like you to meet. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
87 |
Didn't I ask you to wear a tie? |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
88 |
The prosecutor's asking for life. |
1.8750 |
0.35038 |
8 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
89 |
Is there anyone who can corroborate your whereabouts who isn't dead? |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
90 |
The caselaw is unsettled as to what a life sentence means in your situation. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
91 |
I have to say things look pretty grim. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
92 |
For now, we'll leave getting the hung jury to me. |
1.8750 |
0.35038 |
8 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
93 |
I think you need to say more than, ' I was just doing my job.' |
1.8750 |
0.22658 |
8 |
2 |
5 |
1 |
94 |
Unfortunately they just found the Scythe. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
95 |
Did you have something to do with the hung jury? |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
96 |
You're looking at life. |
1.8750 |
0.35038 |
8 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
97 |
Look, I'll do my best, but you should have paid your taxes. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
98 |
No, that's not what habeas corpus means. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
99 |
It's not going to help to tell them you invented the death sentence. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
100 |
Do me a favor, if the judge decides on the death penalty for you, don't giggle. |
1.8750 |
0.35038 |
8 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
101 |
The worst you can get is life. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
102 |
Where's the jury? |
1.8750 |
0.35038 |
8 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
103 |
Try to avoid eye contact with the jury. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
104 |
When I said professional attire, I meant suit and tie. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
105 |
What the hell. Plead guilty. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
106 |
I am afraid you are looking at life without parole... |
1.8750 |
0.35038 |
8 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
107 |
Bad news, you could get life. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
108 |
The judge would like to plea bargain with you. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
109 |
You really gotta stop showing up at the scene of the crime. |
1.8750 |
0.22658 |
8 |
2 |
5 |
1 |
110 |
Honestly, your only chance of getting off these charges is winning an election to public office |
1.8750 |
0.35038 |
8 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
111 |
I'm sorry, but "its my thing" is not a defense. |
1.8750 |
0.35038 |
8 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
112 |
I have to be honest, the outlook is grim. |
1.8750 |
0.35038 |
8 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
113 |
Tell the truth, you were just doing your job. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
114 |
The prosecutor says that if you don't accept a life term, he'll be seeking a death sentence... I'm not sure what that means here. |
1.8750 |
0.35038 |
8 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
115 |
That isn't what I meant by 'business attire.' |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
116 |
"Name" will be a problem. "Occupation" will be worse. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
117 |
We can always say you had a tough childhood |
1.8750 |
0.35038 |
8 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
118 |
It's a parking ticket. You can't ask for the death penalty. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
119 |
Remember, you showed him to the gates of Hell, but he walked through by himself. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
120 |
On the bright side, the penalty is named in your honor. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
121 |
Juries can be tough on repeat offenders. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
122 |
So, what happened to your last attorney? |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
123 |
If we win don't hug me. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
124 |
There's no way they can prove it's your scythe. |
1.8750 |
0.29505 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
125 |
If we're lucky, we'll keep you from yourself. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
126 |
We're trying to get you life. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
127 |
You realize you're facing life? |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
128 |
I know you'd prefer a hung jury. |
1.8571 |
0.40406 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
3 |
129 |
Well no, technically, it's not a jury of your peers.. |
1.8571 |
0.26082 |
7 |
2 |
4 |
1 |
130 |
Look if we lose it's not going to kill you. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
131 |
Remember, he was dead before you got there. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
132 |
So, do you have any priors? |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
133 |
I think you're misunderstanding habeas corpus. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
134 |
Opposing counsel is willing to cut a deal...his mother-in-law lives at 42 Maple Lane. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
135 |
Remember, you were just harvesting grain. |
1.8571 |
0.26082 |
7 |
2 |
4 |
1 |
136 |
I can't object. It's actually called the Death Penalty. |
1.8571 |
0.40406 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
3 |
137 |
We're good, as long as they don't bring up your priors |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
138 |
Your chances look pretty grim. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
139 |
I don't think "It was his time" will sway the jury. |
1.8571 |
0.26082 |
7 |
2 |
4 |
1 |
140 |
If the trial goes as planned, I should be able to get you the death penalty. |
1.8571 |
0.26082 |
7 |
2 |
4 |
1 |
141 |
I'll represent you pro bono in exchange for air conditioning and reduced sulfur. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
142 |
Eternity is the best sentence we can hope for. |
1.8571 |
0.26082 |
7 |
2 |
4 |
1 |
143 |
How about, 'If the hoodie doesn’t fit, you must acquit!'? |
1.8571 |
0.26082 |
7 |
2 |
4 |
1 |
144 |
Wear a suit and tie tomorrow, okay? |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
145 |
Just think, this trial has us both staring at death. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
146 |
The jury's returning. Try not to look so grim. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
147 |
We win this in the sentencing phase. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
148 |
It doesn't exactly help when the penalty is named after you. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
149 |
I told you not to wear the hoodie. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
150 |
Try not to intimidate the witnesses |
1.8571 |
0.26082 |
7 |
2 |
4 |
1 |
151 |
Remember, you were only the ferryman. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
152 |
They’re offering to reduce your time if you increase theirs. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
153 |
Truth be told, our chances of winning this case are looking pretty grim... |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
154 |
Take the plea. Otherwise, you're facing the You penalty. |
1.8571 |
0.26082 |
7 |
2 |
4 |
1 |
155 |
They'll let you walk if you testify against the other horsemen. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
156 |
That's your idea of business casual? |
1.8571 |
0.15430 |
7 |
1 |
6 |
0 |
157 |
I'm afraid Death's still on the table. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
158 |
Actually, it doesn't matter if you are death destroyer of worlds - she still gets the house |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
159 |
Perhaps you don't understand. In your case the death penalty is considered a punishment. |
1.8571 |
0.40406 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
3 |
160 |
It will help with the jury if you appear a little less grim. |
1.8571 |
0.26082 |
7 |
2 |
4 |
1 |
161 |
..and then if you get Death, how does that work? |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
162 |
Self defense. Really??? |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
163 |
I understand that you are just as certain as taxes. But you still have to pay them. |
1.8571 |
0.34007 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
164 |
I remind you again. This is not a death penalty state. |
1.8571 |
0.26082 |
7 |
2 |
4 |
1 |
165 |
Would be best to keep your job out of the alibi. |
1.8571 |
0.26082 |
7 |
2 |
4 |
1 |
166 |
'Just doing my job' is no defense. |
1.8571 |
0.26082 |
7 |
2 |
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Ironically, they're giving you life. |
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Try looking less grim. |
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Time to reap what you sow. |
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I’ll do this pro bono if you do me a little favor … |
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Yes, I know you have some experience with plea bargaining, but let me handle this. |
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So if I win this case, I'm off the hook? |
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Stop pointing at the witnesses. |
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It's important that you don't laugh when they mention the death penalty. |
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She also wants your scythe. |
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Don't worry, it only feels like eternity. |
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So what makes you think you were profiled? |
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If you're just tapping people on the shoulder... I think we can get you off on a technicality. |
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Stop looking so happy when they discuss a possible death sentence. |
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Just to recap: you did it, you'll keep doing it and that's that? |
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Don't worry, I rehearsed: if the sickle doesn't fit, you must acquit. |
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Claim you were unfairly profiled. |
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I'm afraid that could be construed as witness intimidation. |
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It was her idea to put it in the vows: "Till Death do us part." |
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You can't plead "It's my job" to the murder charge. |
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...and stop staring at the jury. It's intimidating. |
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I'm pretty sure I can get you life. |
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Why don't you handle culling the jury pool? |
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And remember, saying "the devil made me do it" probably won't sit well with the jury. |
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Trust me, they can't sentence you to you. |
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No, I'm sorry, you cannot execute yourself |
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Apparently, the 'open carry' law doesn't apply to scythes. |
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'It was his time'? So we're going with that? |
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Are you the habaes or the corpus? |
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My suggesting to "Dress to Kill" was a metaphor. |
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Bad news. The scythe has your prints all over it. |
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I'm sorry. They've sentenced you to life. |
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Don't worry, I was the Devil's Advocate all through law school. |
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Try to show some remorse …. |
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Okay, so we agree; I'm going to go with 'If the scythe doesn't fit, you must acquit.' |
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Try to look less guilty. |
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Yes, Mr. Gupta should not have entitled his book "Cheating Death.' |
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Where are your character witnesses again? |
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Whenever you answer, just try to sound sympathetic. |
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I can't believe you were picked from a line-up. |
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The judge asked if this is your first offense. |
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I don't think, "I barely touched him" is going to be a strong enough defense. |
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What do you mean you're confident it will be a hung jury? |
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Great news....you are going to be sentenced to death. |
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When you take the stand, try to be up-beat. |
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It was hard to find a jury of your peers. |
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Actually, I've never had a client sentence the judge to death before. |
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I'd prefer a life sentence. |
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"I was just following orders" is not going to work for you. |
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How about, "If the hood fits, you must acquit." |
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I've been meaning to ask you if you're hoody is by YEEZY? |
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If you want a jury of your peers, I'll file a motion to have the trial moved to Death Valley. |
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We're losing pretty badly so far. Can you...you know...'visit' a couple of the jurors? |
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I take it you would be okay with the death penalty. |
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I'm afraid it looks grim... |
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I recommend that you plead guilty and demand the death penalty. |
1.7500 |
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Can anyone testify you sent them to a better place? |
1.7500 |
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Try not to show any emotion when the verdict is read. |
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Try to make eye contact with the jurors |
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I think I can get you life. Will that be weird? |
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Sorry, it looks like they're not going to exclude your priors. |
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They've offered the death sentence if you'll plead guilty. It's a win win. |
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They found taxes inevitable, so we have a good chance. |
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Trust me; she'll get custody. |
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Are you sure nobody saw your face? |
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Don't worry. You're going to kill in the cross examination. |
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I think we can assume the death penalty is out. |
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Get serious; you're up against the IRS. Take the deal. |
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Yes, I believe that would be considered jury tampering. |
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At least it's not a life sentence. |
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I don't think you're giving off the best first impression. |
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I don't say this lightly, Greg. You killed it up there on on the witness stand. |
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Yes, I think having one of them drop dead would be considered "jury tampering." |
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So your explanation is that they were dead when you got there... |
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Look, you're staring death in the face here. |
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You could be facing life. |
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I think we're OK, they're having trouble establishing a motive |
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Court's split 4-4. You don't look surprised. |
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Now remember, he was dead when you got there. |
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Remember to smile at the jury. |
1.7143 |
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Are you sure? Most of my clients try to avoid the death penalty. |
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I know you were just doing your job,, but the judge's wife? |
1.7143 |
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Your employment history is impeccable. |
1.7143 |
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249 |
Ditching the scythe was a good first step. Now about the hoodie... |
1.7143 |
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I wish you'd gone to Brooks Brothers like I'd suggested. |
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Maybe try smiling |
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252 |
Jury of your peers? Ah... I don't think so. |
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253 |
Now try to not look so grim. |
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254 |
Relax, try not to look so grim. |
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Bad news. They're going for the 'you' penalty. |
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I know you have to be at st. Barnabas Hospital in 15 minutes but this is important. |
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It's probate court. Your here as the "executor" not the "executioner". |
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258 |
We're looking at life without parole. They're looking at death without a scythe. |
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259 |
Let me do the talking, and remember, you have never been to Panama. |
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He sentenced you to life, just for the irony. |
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I think our best hope at this point is a hung jury. |
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I made a deal with the jury they couldn't refuse. |
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3 |
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263 |
Bergman still won't settle - insists you're 'public domain'. |
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Remember, state your name as Mr. Reaper, not Grim Reaper. |
1.7143 |
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265 |
Think of the irony if they give you life. |
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You didn't tell me you had actual skeletons in your closet. |
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you're not the judge, jury, nor executioner |
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If they ask, you've never seen that scythe before in your life. |
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269 |
Worst case scenario, you're looking at life. |
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Try to be less grim. |
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271 |
Remember: if the scythe doesn't fit... |
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You're not likable enough for us to risk putting you on the stand. |
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273 |
It would have killed you to wear a suit? |
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You might get life. |
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If it's a life sentence, we'll appeal. |
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Just answer the questions clearly and directly, and remember, no pointing. |
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I'm fairly certain that you'll not get life. |
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278 |
Don't worry, nobody liked her. |
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279 |
At least try to show remorse. |
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280 |
Good news. They're willing to take Death off the table. |
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281 |
Ironically, you could get Life.... |
1.7143 |
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282 |
I think the hoodie might give the jury the wrong impression. |
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283 |
The good news is you'll never get life. |
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284 |
Don't forget...smile at the jury! |
1.7143 |
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285 |
I'm dead if I lose this, right? |
1.7143 |
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286 |
I'm afraid the best we can hope for is life. |
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287 |
I'm sorry, but it looks like you'll be sentenced to Life. |
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I'm worried the cloak makes you look unsympathetic. |
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You certainly don't seem too concerned about the death sentence |
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Yeah, keep staring real hard at the jury members. |
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Remember, I'm doing this pro bono. |
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292 |
Don't forget to smile. |
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293 |
Where on earth did you get that fantastic hoodie? |
1.7143 |
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294 |
Soooo, no matter which way the jury goes, we're OK. Right? |
1.7143 |
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Any chance tomorrow you can wear the plaid outfit , you are scaring the jury |
1.7143 |
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296 |
The worst you could get is Life |
1.7143 |
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Are you sure you want to deliver the alimony in person every month? |
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I take it you don't care about the death penalty. |
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The hoodie isn't helping. |
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Hey one to two millennia beats life. |
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301 |
He's known as the hanging judge. So you're good. |
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Death be not proud--so it's okay to take the fifth |
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Remember, a smile goes a long way. |
1.7143 |
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Don't mention your day job. |
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As your attorney, I must warn you that the hoodie may give the jury the wrong impression. |
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For the last time, this is traffic court. I cannot request the death penalty. |
1.7000 |
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10 |
5 |
3 |
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307 |
It's evidence; you'll get the scythe back after the trial. |
1.7000 |
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5 |
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308 |
What I'm saying is that, as a defense, "it was his time" doesn't give me a lot to work with here. |
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I don't think 'It's my job' is a good defense. |
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Congratulations, it's a hung jury. |
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You can't ask for the death penalty instead of paying your parking tickets. |
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Just say you're looking for the real killers. |
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Remember: she was dead when you got there. |
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I promise you won't get life. |
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Do your prefer Grim or Mr. Reaper. |
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Do you have a blue suit? |
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317 |
Let's hope justice is blind. |
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3 |
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318 |
You've got stop saying 'It was just his time.' |
1.6667 |
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There's a hole in your story. |
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I'm your perfect lawyer, I've got no soul. |
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3 |
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We have to do some real work here to overcome your bad press. |
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Could you stop glancing at the judge and then checking your watch? It's not helping us. |
1.6667 |
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Would it kill you to smile? |
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Frankly, the hoodie isn't helping. |
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I don't think we can get a continuance for all eternity...... |
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I was hoping you would wear your blue suit with the red tie. |
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My client has a great alibi. That night Irene died, he was at Heather's place. And Gertrud's place. And John's... |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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328 |
I'm not suggesting anything, but juror #7 has a heart condition. |
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I'll simply explain you were just doing your job. |
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Of course you're guilty. |
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When you get on the stand, try looking a little less grim. |
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3 |
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1 |
332 |
Our best bet is to try to get your sentences to run concurrently. |
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3 |
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1 |
333 |
You could be sentenced to life. |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
334 |
I'm not sure that this is the time and place to be rockin' a hoodie. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
2 |
1 |
335 |
I'm glad you took my advice and left the scythe at home. |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
336 |
I'm afraid we can't get you on death row. |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
337 |
The judge has decided to move the trial away from Sleepy Hollow.... |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
338 |
The jury has a sense of humour. They're suggesting life imprisonment. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
2 |
1 |
339 |
You did say you were innocent, right? |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
340 |
The guilty verdict is disappointing, but I'm pleased with the death sentence. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
341 |
I told you to wear a sweater vest. |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
6 |
3 |
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1 |
342 |
He was already dead when you got there? |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
343 |
It's a class action on behalf of...it says here...everyone ever. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
344 |
No, you can't be the executioner. |
1.6667 |
0.42164 |
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4 |
0 |
2 |
345 |
Oddly enough, I'll be paying a visit to Juror No. 5 this evening. |
1.6667 |
0.21082 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
0 |
346 |
Even if we don't win, we've got a great shot at a miniseries. |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
347 |
So, what happened to your last lawyer? |
1.6667 |
0.21082 |
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2 |
4 |
0 |
348 |
Hi, I'm the devil's advocate. |
1.6667 |
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6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
349 |
There is no death penalty in this state. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
350 |
Let's forget about making eye contact with the jury. |
1.6667 |
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6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
351 |
I have a feeling the sentencing should be right up your alley. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
352 |
You were advised to wear a suit and tie |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
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3 |
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1 |
353 |
There is a hollow ring to what you say. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
354 |
I'ts Your Honor not you're next ! |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
355 |
I'll tell the judge you were only doing your job |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
356 |
For tomorrow, I'd suggest the light gray pin-stripe with a red tie. |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
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3 |
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1 |
357 |
You seem to be making Juror #3 very nervous. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
2 |
1 |
358 |
So, I assume you want the death penalty. |
1.6667 |
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4 |
0 |
2 |
359 |
If you don't take the plea deal, the prosecutor's going to seek the life penalty. |
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4 |
0 |
2 |
360 |
Don't you have a nice blue suit? |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
361 |
Let me guess...A wrongful death suit? |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
362 |
Is this really what it takes to get a hearing from the Republicans? |
1.6667 |
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4 |
0 |
2 |
363 |
No fingerprints! No problem! |
1.6667 |
0.21082 |
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2 |
4 |
0 |
364 |
I'm sorry, they will not allow you to execute yourself. |
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3 |
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1 |
365 |
Professional courtesy doesn’t exempt you from taxes. |
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3 |
2 |
1 |
366 |
Bad news. Your priors are admissible. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
2 |
1 |
367 |
You're finished, they found the scythe. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
2 |
1 |
368 |
Yeah, just like that – keep staring at the jury. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
2 |
1 |
369 |
Let's go with "If the shroud don't fit, you must acquit." |
1.6667 |
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4 |
0 |
2 |
370 |
Remember: The Devil Made You Do It. |
1.6667 |
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2 |
371 |
You don't recollect, only collect. You may evoke the scythe. |
1.6667 |
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4 |
0 |
2 |
372 |
So what was it like working with Ingmar Bergman? |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
373 |
I'm your lawyer, and you want me to ask for the death penalty? |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
374 |
I thought we agreed on business casual. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
375 |
Do you have any lighter clothes? A tie maybe? |
1.6667 |
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4 |
0 |
2 |
376 |
Personally, I don't think you have a ghost of a chance. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
2 |
1 |
377 |
We're screwed - this judge is pro-life. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
2 |
1 |
378 |
It won't be easy finding a jury of your peers. |
1.6667 |
0.21082 |
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2 |
4 |
0 |
379 |
Your closing argument had a hollow ring to it. |
1.6667 |
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2 |
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1 |
380 |
We're going to need a better argument than "It was his time." |
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3 |
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1 |
381 |
Juror 6 is looking a little woozy. Please tell me that's because not of you. |
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3 |
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1 |
382 |
First impressions are important to a jury. As your lawyer, I strongly advise a suit and tie next time. |
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3 |
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1 |
383 |
Describe your occupation as "end of retirement advisor" |
1.6667 |
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6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
384 |
But your testimony would be deadly! |
1.6667 |
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4 |
0 |
2 |
385 |
I don't think they'll give you the death penalty. |
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3 |
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1 |
386 |
The judge was lenient. You got the death penalty. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
387 |
Yes, yes, if things go our way, you will get the death penalty. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
2 |
1 |
388 |
Again, you have no priors, right? |
1.6667 |
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6 |
4 |
0 |
2 |
389 |
I know you're experienced, but I'll do the closing. |
1.6667 |
0.21082 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
0 |
390 |
In your case, you could get life. |
1.6667 |
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6 |
3 |
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1 |
391 |
You realize that 'strike the juror' is not to be taken literally... |
1.6667 |
0.21082 |
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2 |
4 |
0 |
392 |
Where did you say you were from? |
1.6667 |
0.42164 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
2 |
393 |
No, the death penalty is a bad thing. |
1.6667 |
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6 |
3 |
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1 |
394 |
I wouldn't make any holiday plans. |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
395 |
Now- once again-yoy're the Ghost of Christmas-What? |
1.6667 |
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6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
396 |
Please stop saying you'll take the ME penalty. |
1.6667 |
0.21082 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
0 |
397 |
Remember: the death was consensual. |
1.6667 |
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6 |
3 |
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1 |
398 |
We'll have to move to a state that allows death |
1.6667 |
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6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
399 |
They're asking for life. |
1.6667 |
0.40825 |
3 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
400 |
Just tell them the Devil made you do it |
1.6667 |
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6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
401 |
We may have an issue with your likability among jurors. |
1.6667 |
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0 |
1 |
402 |
Nothing is certain but death and lawyers' fees. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
403 |
Thanks, but no. When I said we could use a hung jury, that's not what I meant. |
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1 |
404 |
A lot of people are dying to see how this case turns out. |
1.6667 |
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1 |
405 |
You needn't look so grim. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
406 |
They only have two alternates so go a little easy on the jury pool. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
407 |
The IRS case against you is weak, but nothing's certain ... |
1.6667 |
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1 |
408 |
If you're found guilty, are we still good? |
1.6667 |
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2 |
409 |
I feel good about the jury. We were able to strike all the Blue Oyster Cult fans. |
1.6667 |
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2 |
4 |
0 |
410 |
Try to smile more for the jury. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
411 |
Now remember, you're in "Resource Management". |
1.6667 |
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1 |
412 |
I agree, the jury's lack of eye contact is worrisome. |
1.6667 |
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4 |
0 |
413 |
We'll try and downplay your employment history, OK? |
1.6667 |
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1 |
414 |
No, we can not ask for the death penalty, you were arrested for trespassing. |
1.6667 |
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2 |
4 |
0 |
415 |
They've asked you to take the death penalty off the table. |
1.6667 |
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416 |
We haven't discussed this yet, but I'm open to bartering when it comes to my fee. |
1.6667 |
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1 |
417 |
Remember. You're just the messenger -- just doing your job. |
1.6667 |
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1 |
418 |
I gotta be perfectly honest here. Your situation is pretty grim. |
1.6667 |
0.21082 |
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0 |
419 |
How do you feel about the death penalty? |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
420 |
Hung jury it is. |
1.6667 |
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1 |
421 |
The first thing they will try to do is find a jury of your peers. |
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0 |
422 |
No, a hung jury isn't what we're looking for. |
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1 |
423 |
I said a business suit AND a tie. |
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1 |
424 |
I wanted to let you know that I have really enjoyed this internship. |
1.6667 |
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1 |
425 |
I'm not going to lie, it's starting to look a little grim. |
1.6667 |
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1 |
426 |
You don't agree with a stay of execution? |
1.6667 |
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0 |
427 |
"Technically they aren't your peers, but at least they're all seniors. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
428 |
I'll try to get you death. But they may stick you with life. (italicize or underline try) |
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3 |
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1 |
429 |
No. I deliver the closing statement. |
1.6667 |
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1 |
430 |
You have no witnesses. No one has ever come back from the dead. |
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4 |
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2 |
431 |
The death penalty would be too ironic. |
1.6667 |
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6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
432 |
I think we can cut a deal if you let some of them live |
1.6667 |
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4 |
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2 |
433 |
I think we can get it reduced to manslaughter. |
1.6667 |
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0 |
1 |
434 |
I'd suggest you lose the hoodie. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
435 |
No, I maintain that "his time had come" is not an effective defense. |
1.6667 |
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2 |
436 |
The Judge told me to tell you that he likes your robe better than his. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
437 |
I don't think you can invoke the 5th Parallel. |
1.6667 |
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2 |
438 |
We can’t lose. What jury is going to risk pissing off Death? |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
439 |
Best case scenario is they give you the death penalty. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
440 |
I know Angel Of Death is your real name, let's just go with Irving Lipschitz, like we discussed. |
1.6667 |
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2 |
441 |
If the scythe does not fit, you must acquit! |
1.6667 |
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1 |
442 |
Don't worry. Taxes has agreed to testify. |
1.6667 |
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2 |
443 |
My fee is negotiable. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
444 |
On the positive side, your priors are inadmissible. |
1.6667 |
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3 |
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1 |
445 |
I agree the Judge looks sickly but I specifically said no to the hoodie!! |
1.6667 |
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1 |
446 |
This is my first death case. |
1.6667 |
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1 |
447 |
No, you MAY NOT hold the scythe when you get on the witness stand. |
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448 |
I don't think a jury trial is the best idea. |
1.6667 |
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1 |
449 |
Ironically, you've been given life. |
1.6667 |
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1 |
450 |
Apparently, the court is having a problem finding unbiased jurors. |
1.6667 |
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2 |
451 |
You do know they are asking for death? |
1.6667 |
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0 |
452 |
It's kind of ironic that you got life. |
1.6667 |
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0 |
453 |
I feel like I'm playing devil's advocate here. |
1.6667 |
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0 |
454 |
Good news. The prosecutor agreed to the death penalty. |
1.6667 |
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2 |
455 |
Population control is not a defense. |
1.6667 |
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456 |
Well yes, if six or more of the jurors suddenly died at the same time a mistrial would be declared, but what are the odds of that happening? |
1.6667 |
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1 |
457 |
If they find the sickle.....we're in a pickle. |
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1 |
458 |
Habeas Corpus? Seriously?!? |
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1 |
459 |
Their best offer is anger management 7 times a week. |
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1 |
460 |
Try to let the jury see your lighter side. |
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1 |
461 |
Thanks for not bringing the scythe today. |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
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3 |
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1 |
462 |
Tell them you can't take the whole day off. |
1.6364 |
0.24393 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
463 |
It would really help if you could think of at least one favorable character witness. |
1.6364 |
0.24393 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
464 |
I told you not to show up in your work clothes. |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
465 |
You'll be lucky to get life. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
466 |
"Frankly, our chances of finding someone to testify on your behalf are pretty slim". |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
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1 |
467 |
You having nothing to worry about. The witness never saw your face. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
468 |
Well, at least you're not grim. |
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0.40000 |
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3 |
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1 |
469 |
Her attorney wants your soul too. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
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1 |
470 |
Look, your fingerprints are all over these murders, so the best we can hope for is life. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
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1 |
471 |
I don't care how many millennia you have been around or how many places you have been, only judges wear robes here now. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
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3 |
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1 |
472 |
We'll just say it was self-defense. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
473 |
Well, at least we don't need to worry about the death sentence.... |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
474 |
Things are looking pretty grim I'm afraid. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
475 |
Joint custody is off the table. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
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0 |
476 |
No, I don't think they will charge you for every human since the beginning of time. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
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3 |
0 |
477 |
OK. Let me explain something about an affirmative defense. First, you must stop replying to every question with "Damn you!" |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
478 |
Remember what I told you: You're just God's coroner. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
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3 |
0 |
479 |
Remember, the victim touched you. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
480 |
I don't suppose you can suggest any character witnesses? |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
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3 |
0 |
481 |
Now you want to apologize? |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
482 |
I don't think you need to worry about the death penalty. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
483 |
Juror number three is pro life. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
484 |
Try not to laugh when they ask for the death penalty. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
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1 |
485 |
With any luck the prosecutor will ask for life. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
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1 |
486 |
The prosecution will try to get you to grin. Don't. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
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1 |
487 |
Try not to look at the jury. Ever. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
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1 |
488 |
No, I don't think your smile is what's making the jury uncomfortable. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
489 |
No laughing when they give you life. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
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1 |
490 |
Look, I'll try for appeal, but they've got you on 55 million murder charges for last year alone. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
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1 |
491 |
Look, the most important thing is that you not lose face. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
492 |
Trust me, you want to keep the hoodie on. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
493 |
What do you mean this is my last trial? |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
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3 |
0 |
494 |
Trust me, without the scythe, they've got no case. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
495 |
I'm having a difficult time finding a witness to confirm your alibis. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
496 |
We'll win on appeal. We'll call the horsemen as witnesses. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
497 |
I'm sure you'll have the last word on this. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
498 |
If the cloak don't fit, they must acquit. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
499 |
I can get it reduced to manslaughter. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
500 |
If you settle this one everybody's going to sue you. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
501 |
I thought I told you- only the judge wears a robe. Now sit quietly and stop beckoning to the jurors. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
502 |
I strongly advise you not to use the Twinkie defense. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
503 |
We won't settle. They can't leverage the death penalty. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
504 |
They want to sentence you to life. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
505 |
If the judge gives you the death penalty, try not to laugh, OK? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
506 |
I'm with the NRA. We're taking your case pro bono. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
507 |
They're offering life. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
508 |
You're going to have to stop saying, "No lives matter". |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
509 |
Wait, am I paying alimony for as long as she lives or as long as I live? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
510 |
Relax. You're not going to get life. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
511 |
You're my father? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
512 |
I don't think they'll seek the death penalty. Too ironic. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
513 |
He's dead to me. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
514 |
Good news--they'll settle for a restraining order. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
515 |
Just remember they have to prove you were there. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
516 |
I agree, speaking in public is scarier than death |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
517 |
"I was just doing my job" is not a good defence. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
518 |
Remember, we plead the fifth if they ask about age-related bias in your selection process. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
519 |
Their case is pretty circumstantial. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
520 |
The good news is they're requesting the death penalty. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
521 |
Do your best to avoid eye contact |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
522 |
Our goal here today is to remind the jury that you are just the messenger and guide - not the perpetrator. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
523 |
The outlook is grim. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
524 |
"Our 12 friends might think the robe's cute, but the scythe could be a problem". |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
525 |
The evidence is pretty damning. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
526 |
I told you the judge would not appreciate you wearing a matching robe. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
527 |
Just sweet talk 'em |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
528 |
Don't worry, you said they didn't get a good look at your face. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
529 |
They're starting to run out of prosecutors. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
530 |
Just remember, if the sentence is life, we can always appeal. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
531 |
We're calling Dick Cheney as character witness. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
532 |
At least try to look friendly. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
533 |
No pun intended, but you have to face the facts |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
534 |
What's this about an appointment in Samarra? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
535 |
Relax, in your case the death penalty is nothing to worry about. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
536 |
We plead not guilty on the grounds of mistaken identity |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
537 |
They think you could be useful on death row. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
538 |
We can beat those murder chargers, it's the parking ticket... |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
539 |
Don't worry, I think I can get you the death penalty. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
540 |
No, you can't have your scythe in the courtroom. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
541 |
When you identify the perpetrator, don't point. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
542 |
I have bad news. The death penalty's off the table. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
543 |
For the next two weeks, I'm going to need less grim. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
544 |
Your Honor, my client utilizes an agricultural hand tool, professionally. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
545 |
I just want to confirm - You only came to me because you need a lawyer. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
546 |
Does the Angel of Death have any ideas? Because I'm out of ideas. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
547 |
Do you think you could do anything about juror number 3? |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
548 |
No fingerprints on the scythe - we're good. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
549 |
That witness is looking a little sick. Need I say more? |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
550 |
No, we're hoping they're hung, not hanged. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
551 |
A hung jury, Mr. Reaper, is not what is not what you think it is. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
552 |
If you plead guilty, I think we can get you life. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
553 |
Sorry, apparently pre-reapering is a crime. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
554 |
You of all people should appreciate the certainty of taxes. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
555 |
Tell me you're not thinking of jury tampering. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
556 |
No, this would NOT be an appropriate time to tell the judge his sentence. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
557 |
I understand your excitement, but this is not Texas. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
558 |
Try not to be too dark. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
559 |
Our only chance is to play the grace card. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
560 |
When I asked if you had a dark suit, this isn't what I meant. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
561 |
You realize you're getting life? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
562 |
"You're going to get the life penalty". |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
563 |
Please try not to laugh every time they mention the death penalty. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
564 |
Given the number of victims, I don't think we can expect much leniency. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
565 |
This would be a good time to look every juror in the eye. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
566 |
I'm assuming no appeal if you're sentenced to death! |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
567 |
I'll let you do the closing argument. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
568 |
I thought that ghostwriter was just an expression |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
569 |
It's looking like afterlife in prison. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
570 |
My guess is you don't want Life without Parole. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
571 |
We might have a problem getting the death penalty off the table. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
572 |
The verdict is looking grim. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
573 |
It's a death penalty case. You win either way. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
574 |
Don't worry. Without the scythe, they don't have a case. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
575 |
Remember your occupation is, "paradigm transition specialist." |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
576 |
'I got the trial delayed until tax season so your crimes wouldn't seem so bad." |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
577 |
I don't think you will get the death sentence. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
578 |
I'm afraid you may have to go underground for awhile. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
579 |
Trust me. You're dead. This double indemnity defense is gonna work. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
580 |
Please, no jury tampering. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
581 |
Don't complicate this by giving them the death stare. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
582 |
And your profession is still viewed favorable to mine. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
583 |
i will see if i can get you life. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
584 |
I object...can I object? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
585 |
We really need to change your image. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
586 |
If you're found guilty, you'll get life. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
587 |
If the prosecutor asks you to state your name, just plead the Fifth. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
588 |
The good news is that they decided to take the death penalty off the table. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
589 |
I think you're possibly looking at life. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
590 |
Sorry, but this was a tough case. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
591 |
Remember, you can't face the jury. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
592 |
Relax, this is a witch hunt. It's not you they're after. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
593 |
You're not doomed. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
594 |
At least you won't have to worry about the death sentence. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
595 |
No, that would be cruel and unusual in this state. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
596 |
I'm not going to lie to you, things look grim. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
597 |
I know it's warm in here, but DO NOT take off your hoodie!!! |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
598 |
The Bible catching fire didn't help. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
599 |
You look like death. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
600 |
They don't exactly 'give you' the chair. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
601 |
You of all people should have realized the certainty of taxes |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
602 |
They can see the guilt on your face." |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
603 |
Don't worry—You'll fit right in on death row. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
604 |
I'm afraid things are looking a bit grim, Grim. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
605 |
I'm thinking this is my last case. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
606 |
And to think, they called me an empty suit! |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
607 |
Any last words? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
608 |
Looks like you're going to get "life". |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
609 |
Were you being honest when you said you didn't kill him? |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
610 |
I'm certain, you will have to pay the taxes. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
611 |
When you said underworld, I thought you meant mob related. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
612 |
"We've got this - no one's ever cheated you yet. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
613 |
You've got to show them you're not just an empty robe. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
614 |
Death becomes you. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
615 |
You may want take the 5th. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
616 |
Don't mention your occupation while you're on the stand. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
617 |
It's good news...you got life. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
618 |
Well, in your case, it is kind of a win-win. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
619 |
We are going to contend it was part of your job description. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
620 |
Look alive. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
621 |
Our only chance is a change of venue to hell. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
622 |
You're dead. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
623 |
Luckily this jury is as pro death as they come. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
624 |
I'm just saying that shouting 'I've got your death penalty right here!' wasn't a great way to start. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
625 |
Remember, you're taking the Fifth. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
626 |
I presume you're taking the Fifth? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
627 |
The death penalty is still on the table. Our only hope is a hung jury. Can you help with that? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
628 |
For the last time, It was His Time, is not a viable defense |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
629 |
Fortunately, there are no witnesses. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
630 |
I have to be honest. Things are looking pretty grim, Mr. Reaper. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
631 |
So, you met Justice Scalia? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
632 |
Yes, you... and taxes. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
633 |
Just take the fifth if you're asked about taxes. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
634 |
When I told you to take the fifth, I didn't mean dimension. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
635 |
Do you have any character witnesses? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
636 |
Insider trading...? Really? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
637 |
It would help if your alibi didn't involve killing other people. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
638 |
So what if I didn't help you in my last incarnation. I promise to do better this time. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
639 |
That's not how jury nullification works. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
640 |
Just remember when the time comes I'm doin this pro bono. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
641 |
You might like it on death row. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
642 |
I'm going to be honest -- it's looking grim. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
643 |
First of all, in the court of law, "habeas corpus" does not mean "take the body." |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
644 |
I thought we talked about this. The jury doesn't like hoodies. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
645 |
Just don't point at anyone. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
646 |
If the sickle is too little, we’ll get an acquittal. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
647 |
'Let me do the talking now, Donald' |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
648 |
So, how innocent can you afford to be? |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
649 |
I'm going to argue that you are a victim of profiling. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
650 |
Getting a venue change to the underworld might be difficult. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
651 |
They are having a tough time gathering a jury of your peers. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
652 |
There's justice then there's blind justice! |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
653 |
This is traffic court. I can't ask the judge to give you the death penalty. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
654 |
Have you thought about pleading guilty? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
655 |
On the good side, nobody can identify you for sure. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
656 |
I asked you to wear a tie. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
657 |
Face it, the outlook's pretty grim |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
658 |
Not what I meant by your 'best suit' |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
659 |
Sorry buddy, I think you're getting life. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
660 |
I'm sorry Mr. Reaper, but your chances of an acquittal are grim |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
661 |
"Be more specific, how many trillions"? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
662 |
As your attorney, I need to know where your head is at. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
663 |
I don't think we're going to get much traction arguing that the death penalty is cruel and unusual punishment. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
664 |
It's looking grim. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
665 |
The Force is not with you on this. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
666 |
No, a hung jury does not mean they all die. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
667 |
The prosecution rests in peace. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
668 |
The death penalty is off the table. But they're seeking 30 years to life at the circus. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
669 |
"No offense, you come across a little grim.". |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
670 |
At least we got the death penalty off the table. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
671 |
The fact that it's your job does not constitute a legal defense. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
672 |
Would you like a mint? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
673 |
No, he didn't mean 'hung jury' literally. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
674 |
Try to look innocent. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
675 |
Next year you should just pay your taxes |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
676 |
Guess a death sentence hits close to home, eh? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
677 |
On a side note, keep sending those ambulances, and I'll keep chasing'em. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
678 |
I think we should go with the insanity plea. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
679 |
Spin it how you like, no one believes you're the life and soul of any party |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
680 |
I assumed you didn't have fingerprints. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
681 |
Try not to look so grim, Mr. Reaper. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
682 |
It's the Supreme Court. I don't think they recognize any higher authority. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
683 |
I already sold my soul. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
684 |
I need to warn you that you could get life. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
685 |
I have never seen such a blatant case of profiling. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
686 |
Don't appeal the lethal injection. You'll still be home for dinner. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
687 |
That's not what a hung jury means. |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
688 |
Of course I said "coat and tie" and not "cloak and scythe." |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
689 |
Did you go over all your aliibis? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
690 |
I'm pretty sure they're not going to let me enter an appearance as "devil's advocate," what's your second choice? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
691 |
Good news, it's only the death penalty. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
692 |
We're getting some push back on work release. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
693 |
I don't know what will happen if the judge sentences you to life. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
694 |
As he looked into the face of Death; Hanratty had second thoughts about bringing up the subject of "Billable Hours" to his client. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
695 |
We may want to reconsider our self-defense plea. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
696 |
Yes, Texas does have the death penalty. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
697 |
We can get you off the pestilence charge on a technicality |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
698 |
I'd like to ask for a continuance. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
699 |
You reap what you reap. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
700 |
Bad news. Their attorney is Daniel Webster. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
701 |
I'm afraid just arguing 'his number was up' isn't going to get you acquitted |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
702 |
You should plead Inevitability. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
703 |
Should I have worn the blue one? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
704 |
What? I just got this dry cleaned. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
705 |
Finding a jury of your peers is terrifying. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
706 |
Arguing against the death penalty does seem counterintuitive. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
707 |
I advise you to stop pointing at members of the jury. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
708 |
Hey, it's called reasonable doubt. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
709 |
They want to sentence you to life. How ironic is that? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
710 |
I know you killed him, but did you *kill him* kill him? |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
711 |
Ironically, they want the death penalty. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
712 |
It's the worst possible verdict. They gave you life. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
713 |
I'll get the case dismissed for your inability to face your accuser. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
714 |
'It's time we take about my bill...' |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
715 |
How many? |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
716 |
Remember, you're just a harbinger of death - not the root cause. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
717 |
Don't be so grim. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
718 |
In your case, the death penalty is a winning situation. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
719 |
Its looking pretty grim Mr. Reaper " |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
720 |
You could get life. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
721 |
The State of Texas cannot execute you a second time. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
722 |
Existentially speaking...... I don't think we can lose. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
723 |
This is traffic court, there's no pleading guilty and asking for the death penalty. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
724 |
Does this mean life! |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
725 |
Try to look less grim. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
726 |
Now they will read each of the 107,343,279,045 counts. |
1.5833 |
0.19300 |
12 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
727 |
Is there anything between the Black Death and World War II you're not telling me about. |
1.5833 |
0.19300 |
12 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
728 |
If that's your innocent look, we're doomed. |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
729 |
You need to take the next witness. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
730 |
Don't give me that blank look. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
731 |
I don't think 'but that's what I do' is going to fly with the jury |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
732 |
You're early. Sentencing is tomorrow. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
733 |
Do not show any emotion. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
734 |
Just think of it as a holiday. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
735 |
Relax. You were just doing your job. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
736 |
At least they cannot give you the death penalty. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
737 |
There's no DNA, so just say the scythe doesn't belong to you. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
738 |
Yes, the witness looks like death warmed over. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
739 |
The evidence is overwhelming. However, I think I can argue that the search for your scythe was unconstitutional. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
740 |
I just really think you should have gone with a coat and tie. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
741 |
I know, hooded creepy guys matter, I totally get it |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
742 |
It seems all witnesses for the prosecution have recently suffered fatal accidents. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
743 |
If this were Texas, the "He needed killing" defense might have worked. |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
744 |
Please try to cut back on the ominous pointing today. |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
745 |
Look, I told you she'd take you to the cleaners in the divorce. Be happy you still have your job. |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
746 |
They can't prove it's your scythe... |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
747 |
No, I don't think we should go for the death penalty. Why do you ask? |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
748 |
Look at the bright side, you might get life. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
749 |
Stop worrying. The worst you can get is 'life'. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
750 |
Yes, you are death. But the IRS is going to argue you still have to pay your taxes. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
751 |
I'm not sure how I could get you life. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
752 |
And remember, no mention of your contacts in the underworld. |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
753 |
I can get you eternity, with 10 years off for good behavior. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
754 |
It's ok, we're claiming it's required by your religious beliefs |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
755 |
Don't worry. I'm going with the 'if the sickle don't fit, you must acquit' defense. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
756 |
If the Scythe doesn't fit they have to acquit... |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
757 |
They'll drop everything else, but you can't avoid the tax charge. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
758 |
We'll have a better chance if you lose the hoodie. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
759 |
You might want to remove your head covering. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
760 |
I don't think the judge wants to play chess with you. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
761 |
Good news. I got you the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
762 |
Judge Harry ordered you to leave your scythe outside the courtroom? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
763 |
I'm sorry but you have to admit it's a little amusing that it's called the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
764 |
I think the death penalty is our best option. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
765 |
Unfortunately, this is a class action lawsuit. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
766 |
You appear to be a habitual offender. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
767 |
I'm not sure the death and taxes argument constitutes reasonable doubt. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
768 |
Would you settle for life? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
769 |
Try to show some emotion. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
770 |
Don't worry. They'll be happy to make a deal. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
771 |
I think you're beyond double jeopardy. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
772 |
Yes, it's slimming, but it's not helping your defense. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
773 |
Okay, I understand that but I worked hard to get your conviction thrown out. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
774 |
How do I send the bill, to the campaign or him personally? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
775 |
Trust me, the facts speak for themselve. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
776 |
I told you to wear a shirt and tie... and for Pete's sake don't bring that scythe again. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
777 |
Perhaps I should deliver the closing argument instead. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
778 |
You're saying that I'm still on the hook for this? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
779 |
We're okay; scythe open-carry is legal in this state. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
780 |
You'd be surprised how few interns choose tax law. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
781 |
No, this time it's about taxes. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
782 |
You're definately not helping my anxiety. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
783 |
Just because is not a motive. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
784 |
No, you cannot plead "taking a holiday." |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
785 |
They said they found your DNA on the scythe. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
786 |
If you're lucky, sentencing will take an eternity. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
787 |
These juror absences are starting to seem suspicious. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
788 |
You are going to be the death of me yet. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
789 |
I told you, be not proud. Juries hate that. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
790 |
It's habeas corpus, not habeas corpse. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
791 |
"What do you mean you don't think juror number 11 will make it to the end of the trial"? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
792 |
In your case, the death penalty might be preferable to jail time. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
793 |
The hoodie is not helping us. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
794 |
Would it have killed you to put on a tie? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
795 |
The death penalty is not an option in Traffic Court. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
796 |
Well, a life sentence would be pretty ironic. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
797 |
Are you really suggesting "depraved indifference"? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
798 |
Just out of curiosity, what's going to happen when you place your hand on the Bible? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
799 |
Yeah but it turns out taxes are more sure. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
800 |
The worst they can give you is life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
801 |
You must testify that he died of supernatural causes. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
802 |
I wouldn't worry. Their evidence is purely circumstantial. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
803 |
Take the plea. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
804 |
Stop saying, "Reap 'em and weep." |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
805 |
I'll do the talking. You do the pointing. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
806 |
Let's face it... Anything you get is a death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
807 |
I think we'd have better luck if you lost the hoodie. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
808 |
You're right. Hung jury. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
809 |
I'm so tired of these wrongful death lawsuits. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
810 |
Looks like the death penalty is back on the table. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
811 |
They're demanding complete transparency. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
812 |
Don't worry. They may find you guilty, but you won't get the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
813 |
Our chances are looking grim. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
814 |
I'm sorry but this state no longer has the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
815 |
Do not plead guilty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
816 |
If they ask what you do for a living, ix-nay on the eth-day. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
817 |
Who's calling who an empty suit? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
818 |
The irony is they want to give you the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
819 |
Would it have killed you to wear a tie and jacket? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
820 |
The deal is, if I get you off, I never see you again. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
821 |
It doesn't matter that his name was on your list. |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
822 |
Am I the Victim, or the Defendant? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
823 |
Remember, let me do all of the talking |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
824 |
Just don't look the jury in the eye. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
825 |
Try to look a little less mortified. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
826 |
Just tell them you lost your head. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
827 |
This case is driving me to an early grave. Please stop smiling. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
828 |
You're innocent until proven inevitable. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
829 |
Sure they took it. You could seriously hurt somebody with that thing! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
830 |
I thought this was business casual. I wore my hoodie. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
831 |
Jeepers Reaper, Stop being a Creeper. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
832 |
"Could you at least have worn a tie"! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
833 |
Now remember, our defense is that you were just following orders. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
834 |
You will be less threatening to the jury without the hoodie. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
835 |
You went to Vassar with Bob? His brother, Jim used to live in my building. Small world. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
836 |
Just doing your job? Nobody’s gonna buy that one. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
837 |
I'm thinking that taking the stand in your own defense may not be our best strategy. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
838 |
How about if we just let him think he's the final judge? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
839 |
You're killing me with this "for all eternity" talk. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
840 |
The judge doesn't like hoodies. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
841 |
If all else fails, we'll ask for a writ of Habeus corpse. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
842 |
Look, we're in lower Manhattan-it'll be a jury of your peers. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
843 |
Technically, your execution would be death by suicide. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
844 |
We're going to call it a 'butter knife.' |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
845 |
So, . . . Explain to me again how you made partner. . . |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
846 |
I'll try, but I can't promise you the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
847 |
Your hoodie makes you look guilty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
848 |
In order to beat the prosecution, we need to get you ahead. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
849 |
No, the judge is offering YOU a plea bargain. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
850 |
It's 107,602,707,791 counts of 1st degree murder. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
851 |
Watch out for Juror #4. Her grandmother just died. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
852 |
Look at it this way -- the worst that'll happen is that you'll get the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
853 |
Alright! Another death penalty! |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
854 |
Please stop looking that way towards the jurors. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
855 |
Do you have any cloaks in soothing pastels? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
856 |
If you're found guilty, they'll give you *you*. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
857 |
This is not what I had in mind when I told you to dress for a somber occasion. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
858 |
You got life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
859 |
They say your DNA is on the sickle. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
860 |
Remember, it's important to make eye contact with the jury |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
861 |
Since the hood didn't fit, they must acquit. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
862 |
No, you can't request the death penalty as damages in a civil trial. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
863 |
They are going to ask for the you penalty |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
864 |
In your case I think going for the death penalty is overkill. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
865 |
Could you have at least worn a tie? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
866 |
Seriously, don't worry about this. Trump sues everybody. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
867 |
You have the right to remain deathly silent. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
868 |
But don't you at least want to hear my closing first? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
869 |
Any chance juror #6 won't still be with us by the end of the trial? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
870 |
My wife told me this case would kill me. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
871 |
In spite of the preponderance of evidence, I think you are coming off really well. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
872 |
That "Line Up" ID certainly is not going to help our case. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
873 |
I never thought you'd be on trial for insider trading |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
874 |
Remember, when you take the stand don't act proud. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
875 |
You’d seem more sympathetic in a pastel cloak. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
876 |
I told you... the death penalty's off the table! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
877 |
The D.A. is offering leniency if you testify against your Boss. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
878 |
How many victims ? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
879 |
In my view Mr. Reaper, I don't think an entrapment defense will fly. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
880 |
Just don't point at the judge. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
881 |
In order to win we have to change your image! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
882 |
You realize it will be hard for you to deny these accusations. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
883 |
It means that your request to be appointed legal guardian has been denied. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
884 |
Don't forget to look directly at the jury and smile. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
885 |
You know, there are a lot of people who want you dead. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
886 |
I'm pretty sure I can get the terrorism charge dismissed, but the TSA and the judge aren't buying your "farm implement" excuse... |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
887 |
You don't give me any confidence in your legal expertise. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
888 |
We can't just ask for the death penalty as our first motion. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
889 |
I will try to get them to call you just Mr. Reaper. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
890 |
No. I wouldn't suggest you try to make eye contact with the jurors. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
891 |
No, I'm only 30, I've just billed 99 years of work to my clients. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
892 |
I told you there would be Grim Reapercussions! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
893 |
So let me see if I understand you. You want to plea me down to death? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
894 |
Maybe you could kill less people. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
895 |
Try not to point at this new judge. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
896 |
The judge gave you life...but don't worry, it isn't what you think. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
897 |
This is going to be so ironic if you get the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
898 |
You of all people should know a continuance is out of the question. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
899 |
It's an all white jury. Lose the hoodie. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
900 |
...asking for the death penalty is unprecedented. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
901 |
Have you pissed anyone off? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
902 |
If we lose this case, you're dead to me. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
903 |
Seriously? Even the judge's childhood pet gerbil? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
904 |
I don't care if it was his time, do not kill any more of the jurors. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
905 |
We need a better defense than “his time was up.” |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
906 |
I just don't think an assisted suicide defense is going to work in your case. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
907 |
And remember, only answer the question asked. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
908 |
Well, it's "death penalty" with a lower-case "d" so your brand is still safe. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
909 |
My best advice? Be not proud. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
910 |
You have nothing to lose. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
911 |
Are you here for me or my case? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
912 |
I don't think we can plead lack of intent. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
913 |
Do you go by Grim or Mr Reaper.... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
914 |
I'll sum up for the jury and you take the penalty phase. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
915 |
"It's my job" is not a valid defense. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
916 |
If I put you on the stand they'll see right through you. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
917 |
Eternal damnation seems reasonable |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
918 |
Even death deserves a good defense. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
919 |
What did I say about wearing a hoodie in court? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
920 |
You can kill me, but I can audit you. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
921 |
"Reaping what you sow" is not a good defense. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
922 |
If you take the stand, they may only see a hood. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
923 |
the judge insists that we habeas him a corpus. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
924 |
We maybe able to use this in your defense. Tell the truth. Did you want to be the Unabomber or Dopey? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
925 |
I'm going to need you to stop hanging the jury. Thanks. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
926 |
You couldn't shave? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
927 |
I told the judge you'd be willing to extend his life sentence if he gets rid of yours. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
928 |
If you're lucky, you'll get the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
929 |
This is not my doorstep. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
930 |
Yes, your best chance at this point would be a hung jury. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
931 |
You think Juror Six can be gotten to? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
932 |
Yes,I think first impressions are pretty damn important. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
933 |
I'm sorry. But the irony would be too much to ask the judge to overturn your life- in-prison sentence, just because you hate orange. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
934 |
When you take the stand, don't be yourself. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
935 |
Ironically, we live in a state that doesn't support your penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
936 |
I'll argue that when the defendant claimed "Life's a bitch and then you die," she entered into a contract. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
937 |
Now don't forget. If we overcome the optics you have a shot at getting away with murder. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
938 |
Would you prefer a life sentence or a death sentence? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
939 |
This outfit is not helping our case! |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
940 |
Try not to be so grim. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
941 |
Look, stop grinning at the jury. It's not working. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
942 |
I'll leave the closing arguments to you. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
943 |
Honestly, he was dead when I got here. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
944 |
I tried..but when you're dead you're dead ! |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
945 |
No, the irony does not escape me. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
946 |
You didn't tell me you were sleeping with her. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
947 |
Remember, our client's life is in your hands. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
948 |
You should have paid your taxes. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
949 |
You probably shouldn't have worn the hoodie today. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
950 |
We can negotiate a plea to avoid a life sentence. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
951 |
Do you not own another suit? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
952 |
I think we can get you off with life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
953 |
I'm afraid you're sentenced to life. But it is without hope |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
954 |
Don't blame me. I told you to lose the hoodie. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
955 |
Not to worry- if the motion fails, we can file a writ of Habeas Corpus |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
956 |
But she is allowing the hoodie due to your special circumstances. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
957 |
If you're asked, just say that you met Dante in college. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
958 |
It's an open-and-shut case. Nobody remembers your face. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
959 |
Character witnesses may be an issue. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
960 |
Look. There's no way I'm putting you on the stand. I think your best bet is to stare at juror #3. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
961 |
It is going to come down to whether the mask fits. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
962 |
Well, congratulations, you got the death penalty. But you can expect they're gonna give it the ol' college try anyway. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
963 |
But doesn’t a plea bargain for a life sentence seem a bit ironic? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
964 |
Look the jury in their souls. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
965 |
Yes, everybody knows death is certain. But so are taxes, and that's why we're here. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
966 |
The worst sentence you could get is life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
967 |
Permission to treat the witness as hostile? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
968 |
As your attorney I must caution you. You could get life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
969 |
I'm sure you'll appreciate the irony of 'life in prison.' |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
970 |
Is that blank stare is working for you? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
971 |
I say we go for one count of hospice. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
972 |
We're gonna have to work on your image. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
973 |
Are you SURE the Devil made you do it? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
974 |
... would a change of clothing have really killed you? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
975 |
Let's get Juror No. 2 "removed" |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
976 |
Well you tell me. ..You're the expert in the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
977 |
At least I have a nose. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
978 |
And whatever you do, do not stare at the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
979 |
Can you show the jury a little remorse? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
980 |
I thought I told you to put on a suit and tie. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
981 |
Don't tell the judge you knew his mother. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
982 |
I think you're looking at the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
983 |
I see where you're coming from and I don't like it. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
984 |
I know, I know. I'm annoyed it's called a penalty, too. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
985 |
I thought you'd buried the evidence |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
986 |
The next time you're questioned, try to avoid the maniacal laughter |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
987 |
For God's sake, what did you expect? The penalty is actually named after you! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
988 |
There is precedent - if the mask doesn't fit, they must acquit |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
989 |
Perhaps it would help if you remove your hoodie. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
990 |
You're in luck--he's a hanging judge. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
991 |
I really don't think they'll believe you're a monk. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
992 |
If it's any consolation, they named the penalty after you. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
993 |
They want you to try on the hat. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
994 |
Let's forget about eye contact with the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
995 |
So we really need to establish ownership of the pale horse |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
996 |
What's the worst they can give me? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
997 |
How do you know the jury is hung? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
998 |
Bad news. Taxes is turning state's evidence. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
999 |
We have to prove this guy had a death wish. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1000 |
When you take the stand, don't say, "He had it coming." |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1001 |
No, I don't know why they call it a penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1002 |
So you say that your career interests have led you to seek a spot on death row? |
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0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1003 |
I think the death penalty is off the table |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1004 |
Good news: the prosecution couldn't find anyone willing to testify against you. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1005 |
Be advised, the pen is mightier than the sickle. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1006 |
You've got a little something between your teeth. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1007 |
I need you to look alive when you take the stand. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1008 |
Tell the jury you'll save them a place in Heaven. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1009 |
You've got to stop saying 'All Deaths Matter.' |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1010 |
My bad! I thought you would have loved the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1011 |
I am confident I can get the death penalty off the table. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1012 |
No smiling when the eye witness takes the stand. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1013 |
In my opinion...... your chances are grim. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1014 |
Mr Reaper, if you know anything about that scythe, now would be the time to tell me. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1015 |
Mind you, outside Texas we'd call it a misdemeanor. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1016 |
Avoid eye contact with the jurors |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1017 |
What happened to my straw man? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1018 |
Its 'Death and Taxes', not 'Death or Taxes'. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1019 |
Yes, it's called a 'wrongful death' suit, but don't take that personally. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1020 |
Relax, we've been through this billions of times. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1021 |
I realize that you've been doing it for millennia, I just don't think that's a viable defense... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1022 |
You should know better than anyone that when you don't pay your taxes, this sort of thing becomes inevitable. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1023 |
The prosecution claims they can connect you to any murder. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
1024 |
Luckily, they can't extend prison sentences to eternity. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1025 |
I'm also a tax attorney |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1026 |
I tried to tell you. "Friend of the corpse" is not a thing. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1027 |
No, pessimism will not win your freedom! |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1028 |
Yes, they're going to eye roll if you say, 'I'll see you in Hell.' |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1029 |
Don't worry, I'm excellent at playing the devil's advocate |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1030 |
You've been sentenced to death. Then again, that's probably your call when it actually happens. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1031 |
A hung jury is a win for us. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1032 |
I'm not worried. In this county, you always get a jury that's mostly undead. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1033 |
The jury will never accept a plea of 'You could be next.' |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1034 |
Would it have killed you to have worn a suit? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1035 |
It's not a jury of your peers, but a jury of their fears. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1036 |
You might be sentenced to life... |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1037 |
I don't think the preexisting condition defense is gonna fly. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1038 |
I think it was a mistake to call Famine, Pestilence, and War as your character witnesses... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1039 |
Watch carefully. I'm going to kill this. |
1.5000 |
0.32733 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
2 |
1040 |
Anybody see you? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1041 |
Worst case? You get life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1042 |
Remember, our position is "Scythes kill people." |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1043 |
If there's no obit, they must acquit? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1044 |
When you say I'd better win this case, what exactly do you mean...? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1045 |
I think it would be in your best interest to avoid using your nickname. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1046 |
Are you looking for a hung jury? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1047 |
Let's use the Star Wars defense. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1048 |
I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you don't look like a public defender. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1049 |
I really think the jury is starting to see you less as the "Grim Reaper", and more as just "Death". |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1050 |
I can't tell the judge that your name is also your job! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1051 |
They have eyewitnesses. There's no way they confused you with someone else. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1052 |
A death sentence is the least of our worries |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1053 |
I must advise you that it looks grim. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1054 |
This case is going to be the death of me. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1055 |
Even with a consecutive life sentence, you'll be out in a day. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1056 |
no. I said death and taxes. Not death and illegal offshore tax shelters. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1057 |
Ditch the hoodie, just take the 5th. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1058 |
Just tell them you blacked out. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1059 |
I think keeping the scythe out of sight would be a very good idea. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
1060 |
We can probably assume that the death penalty is off the table. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1061 |
I take it that the death penalty is not going to be an issue. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1062 |
I realize "he had it comin", but let's stick with self-defense. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1063 |
This is the one case where I advise leaving the hoodie on |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1064 |
A white robe would look better in the witness box. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1065 |
Could you not have worn something else to the hearing? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1066 |
Let's discuss the meaning of "life". |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1067 |
Your prospects are looking grim. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1068 |
You know, this time, it's not your place to judge. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1069 |
Just so you know, the death penalty is off the table. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1070 |
When you're on the stand remember, it was Jimmy's scythe |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1071 |
You gotta lose the hoodie |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1072 |
The plaintiff is having trouble facing you. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1073 |
We might have trouble finding sympathetic jurors. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1074 |
Your outcome is looking grim. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1075 |
We'll plead down to mankindslaughter. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1076 |
My clients don't usually ask for the death penalty |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1077 |
Remember, you've never owned a scythe. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1078 |
We'll argue mistaken identity. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1079 |
Our best hope is to do in the judge |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1080 |
Ironic, but it appears you will have to pay taxes. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1081 |
I don't think 'just doing my job' is a sound defense in this case. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1082 |
Relax. You look nothing like the police sketch. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1083 |
Just this once take my advice and take down your profile picture and tone down your posts on Facebook. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1084 |
Trust me, no one will ever vote to convict. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1085 |
You realize seeking the death penalty for jaywalking is irregular. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1086 |
I strongly suggest you take the Fifth. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1087 |
Our "mistaken identity" defense seems to be working. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1088 |
I think you should plead the fifth dimension. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1089 |
Relax. I specialize in getting my clients the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1090 |
Listen buddy, I don't need my soul back. I expect my hourly rate in cash. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1091 |
Let's face it. Your future looks rather bleak. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1092 |
The jury isn't buying it -- cheating death just isn't a crime |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1093 |
They'll drop the charges if you help with these 7,000 cold cases. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1094 |
Well maybe you should have thought of that before you decided to shake hands with my witnesses. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1095 |
Tax evasion? Really? You of all people should know the certainty of taxes. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1096 |
You're probably looking at the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1097 |
We cop a plea, I'll get you life. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1098 |
Trust me. It's called the metaphor defense. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1099 |
They said you'll be given a fate worse than you |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1100 |
Unfortunately, the “inevitability of death” is not a valid legal defense to murder. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1101 |
Call me a traditionalist, but I prefer the black cap. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1102 |
If you get the death penalty that means you get of scott free |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
1103 |
Don't show too much emotion. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1104 |
What exactly do you mean by 'a more hands-on approach'? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1105 |
Just doing your job, right? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1106 |
The brothers will accept $50,000 and you agree to be called simply "The Reaper" from now on. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1107 |
When I said 'delete your profile', I meant Facebook. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1108 |
I can promise you one thing, you won't get life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1109 |
The defense rests in peace. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1110 |
So we'll petition the court to vacate the ruling. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1111 |
How do you look at yourself in the mirror? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1112 |
I'll ask for an adjournment to save face |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1113 |
I think it's better if you don't testify. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1114 |
You don't have much of a murder case here, I think we should go with insanity. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1115 |
I suppose the Legend of Sleepy Hillow defense is an idea |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1116 |
I know its not a jury of your peers... |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1117 |
Please stop challenging the prosecutor to a game of chess. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1118 |
No expression is not a suitable substitute for a first impression |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1119 |
Remember, don't approach the bench. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1120 |
This case is the least of my problems? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1121 |
So, you are OK with the death penalty? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
10 |
6 |
3 |
1 |
1122 |
Why didn't you tell me about the scythe? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1123 |
Credibility..may be an issue. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1124 |
Don't worry, they only got you on tax evasion. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1125 |
If we can convince them you're Death, they'll probably give you Life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1126 |
Don’t worry – just last week I got Pestilence off on a misdemeanor. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
1127 |
I've never seen anything like it -- seven billion restraining orders. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1128 |
They're demanding the you penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1129 |
I guess a death sentence is redundant. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1130 |
You promised to wear a tie. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1131 |
Enough with this alias stuff. No one's gonna believe you're the Grime Reaper. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1132 |
Well, looks like you're getting life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1133 |
And why, exactly, should we appeal the death penalty? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1134 |
Well good thing for you you didn't kill all the lawyers |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1135 |
Next time try to remember: Death AND taxes |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1136 |
I don't suppose you could manage to show up in a pure-as-the-driven-snow color tomorrow? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1137 |
I think you're looking at life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1138 |
Are you crazy, of course we want the death sentence! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1139 |
I think the best we can hope for is a hung jury. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1140 |
Yes, I do see the irony of having to appear in tax court. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1141 |
You want life? Listen, I'm a good defense attorney, but not that good! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1142 |
You're in luck--all their witnesses have mysteriously died. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1143 |
I'll call you as an expert witness during the penalty phase. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1144 |
I'm your third lawyer. What happened to the other two? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1145 |
Sorry, I forgot to tell you h-o-o-d-i-e is spelled g-u-i-l-t-y in here. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1146 |
What's the worst that could happen? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1147 |
You're being charged with 100 billion murders. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1148 |
Try to tone it down. I don't think yelling 'I'll see you in hell' at the prosecutor is going to help your case. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1149 |
Any sentence will be an death sentence. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1150 |
If they ask about Scalia, plead the Fifth. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1151 |
What do you mean you can't do life? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1152 |
What do you mean who's taking over the case once I'm gone? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1153 |
Keep a straight face. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1154 |
And you stole the scythe? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1155 |
Honestly, I wouldn't worry so much about the speeding tickets. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1156 |
About my bill, I prefer cash. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1157 |
Mr. Reaper, the judge is going to send you away for a long time unless you send him away for a long time...if you get my drift. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1158 |
No, no...it's the other way around: stare at the prosecutor, not the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1159 |
I don't mean to rain on your parade, but the death penalty is serious. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1160 |
Stop saying things look grim. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1161 |
Trust me, changing your name to "Morose Reaper" will endear you to this jury! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1162 |
Excuse me your honor. My client just lost his head for a moment. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1163 |
Here's the offer - you plead to one count of murder, and no contest to the other 6,999,999,999 counts. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1164 |
Death penalty? You'll be fine. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1165 |
Let's take the death penalty off the table. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1166 |
I'm afraid the hoodie is a dead giveaway. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1167 |
Remember to say, you 'kindly' stopped for him. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1168 |
You're early--the penalty phase comes after the verdict." |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1169 |
No, the death penalty is not off the table. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1170 |
Your case looks grim, Mr. Reaper. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1171 |
Let's skip the race card and play the death card instead. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1172 |
I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to wait until after the sentencing. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1173 |
Jurors like humility. Don't keep saying that you're certain. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1174 |
Yes, I remember specifically asking you to wear a suit. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1175 |
I'll get it reduced to life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1176 |
I am afraid I will not be be able to represent you post-mortem |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1177 |
Nothing is certain, Mr. Death, but taxes. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1178 |
No, I'm afraid that won't work - they'll see right through you. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1179 |
Is life-without-parole really an option for you? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1180 |
I thought I advised you not to wear your hoodie. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1181 |
The judge is insisting that to dismiss "prima facie" you actually have to have a face. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1182 |
Am I here for you or are you here for me? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1183 |
The chances of a conviction are grim. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1184 |
Please don't do your victory dance if they find you guilty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1185 |
Knock off the "Your time is at hand". A simple "yes or no your honor" is enough. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1186 |
Leave it on: nameless and faceless relates more to Everyman. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1187 |
What do you mean, you WANT life? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1188 |
The hoodie scares people. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1189 |
Reap what you sow |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1190 |
Remember, always make eye contact with the Jury, I think we are winning them over |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1191 |
It would be going better if you'd stopped tweeting during the trial. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1192 |
So, the guy was already dead when you got there? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1193 |
I think we should ask for the death penalty |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1194 |
You "kindly stopped" for her? What does that even mean? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1195 |
Guess who's turning state's evidence against you--your good buddy, Taxes. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1196 |
Thanks for leaving the scythe in the car. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1197 |
Can we prove the reaping was an accident? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1198 |
It's nothing personal, but I think I'd like to represent myself from now on. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1199 |
You have to give them Taxes, it's our only chance. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1200 |
That's so hollow... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1201 |
It looks like the prosecutor is going to offer you life |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1202 |
Just try to not smirk or roll your eyes under cross examination. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1203 |
They can prove you're responsible for multiple deaths. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1204 |
One thing is certain: you're going to have to pay your taxes, Death. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1205 |
All I'm saying is that the eyewitness identification would be much less persuasive if you had worn a suit and tie like I asked. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1206 |
A 'hung jury' isn't what you think it means |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1207 |
I really didn't think I was doing that badly. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1208 |
If your found guilty you could get life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1209 |
It's looking kind of grim... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1210 |
I'm afraid the worst option has your name on it. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1211 |
You're gonna be the death of me. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1212 |
When I call you to the stand, leave the scythe under the table, OK? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1213 |
Whatever you do, don't look at the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1214 |
Don't be so grim; you can only get life without parole. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1215 |
The hood's ok, but you'll have to take the sunglasses off. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1216 |
They're asking for 10 to 20, but I think we can bargain them up to death. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1217 |
It is, too, a jury of your peers; we're in Texas. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1218 |
Plead guilty and you'll get life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1219 |
As your attorney, I advise you to keep the hood on. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1220 |
Frankly, I think you should accept the plea bargain and opt for life. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1221 |
The death penalty has no effect here. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1222 |
They are going to ask you why the email server was in your basement. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1223 |
Don't worry, you have a solid alibi. Someone else somewhere died at the same time as this victim. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1224 |
You keep saying hung jury like it's a good thing. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
1225 |
The good news is they've ruled out the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1226 |
Didn't I advise against wearing the hoodie in court? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1227 |
In the ultimate irony, they're going to sentence you to life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1228 |
Probably better not to mention your boss by name or even location. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1229 |
I'm not gonna lie. The odds look pretty grim. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1230 |
Try to keep a straight face. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1231 |
Sorry. It's not that your too grim, it's the hoody... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1232 |
I don't think that holding out for "life" in prison is a reasonable option. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1233 |
I'm dead serious... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1234 |
You're making jury selection rather difficult. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1235 |
How long have you been in mort-gage law? |
1.5000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1236 |
I think our best bet is to plead down to justifiable homicide. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1237 |
It doesn't matter if it is for your job, no contact means no contact. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1238 |
Trust me, the scythe wouldn't have played well with this jury. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1239 |
How many times do we have to go over this? It's you AND taxes. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1240 |
Relax. They couldn't find any DNA on the scythe. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1241 |
You really gotta stop making eye contact with the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1242 |
I'm willing to try a plea bargain of life in prison, but I don't think the judge will buy it. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1243 |
Death be not proud. Let's settle. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1244 |
Next time wear a tie. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1245 |
So you will plead guilty as charged for doing your job? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1246 |
I told you.....no eye contact with the jury! |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1247 |
Relax, there is no Life penalty in Texas. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1248 |
Yes--I'm pretty certain you needed to pay taxes. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1249 |
Your looking at a life sentence. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1250 |
Santa Claus I could get off. You, not so much. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1251 |
If the hood doesn't fit, they must acquit. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1252 |
When you’re called to the stand, don’t shake anyone’s hand. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1253 |
It would be good if you smiled more. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1254 |
I understand that you're the Grim Reaper, but the judge thinks he's God. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1255 |
Ok good news: she gets the house, but you get the Anne Geddes Calendar collection |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1256 |
It's important to make eye contact with the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1257 |
Just let me do the talking. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1258 |
Remember - we're going for Harmless Reaper. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1259 |
And try not to ask the judge where he got his robe this time. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1260 |
Here we are... Death and Taxes |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1261 |
If only we could remove juror #6 |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1262 |
At least try looking remorseful. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1263 |
Please don't look the jurors in the eye. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1264 |
I really feel like you should have worn a suit. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1265 |
Remember, if they ask about the Black Plague, plead the Fifth. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1266 |
I really don't think claiming self-defense is a good idea. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1267 |
We're *this* close to a mistrial, Dave... can you dial it down a notch? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1268 |
Apparently your scythe is not deductible. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1269 |
The good news is all one hundred and two billion sentences are to run concurrently |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1270 |
I recommend avoiding eye contact with the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1271 |
You're going to have to face facts! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1272 |
I don't think they'll go for involuntary manslaughter. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1273 |
I told you to wear a suit. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1274 |
I'll move for a mistrial. If the judge says no, you kill everyone but me. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1275 |
You could get life, but you don't want that, do you? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1276 |
Forget about it. He's NOT going to give you life. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1277 |
Here's the good news, you don't have to worry about the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1278 |
At least you'll have your own row. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1279 |
Remember, you don't even know what a scythe looks like. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1280 |
No, the glove defense has already been used. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1281 |
No, no, no - You're GETTING the death penalty |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1282 |
Try not to look so guilty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1283 |
Remember to wipe that silly grin off your face when you are on the stand. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1284 |
It's not me who's on trial here, Mr. Reaper. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1285 |
Your outfit doesn't exactly scream "Innocent." |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1286 |
Look, I don't want you coming across like just another empty suit. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1287 |
They've offered to take the death penalty off the table. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1288 |
There's no jury alive that will convict you. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1289 |
The DA assured me the death penalty is off the table. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1290 |
I'd say your best bet is to remain silent. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1291 |
Insider training IS a faceless crime. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1292 |
‘No Lives Matter’ won’t hold up in court. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1293 |
The defense rests... FOREVER! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1294 |
We will maintain that this is a case of mistaken identity. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1295 |
Well, they are asking for the death penalty, but the good news is that they don't quite know how that would work in your case. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1296 |
The jury is watching you every moment. Try not to look so grim... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1297 |
My soul? Yeah, I'm afraid the Devil got dibs on that one. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1298 |
Frankly, I don't think we have a ghost of a chance. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1299 |
The death penalty is off the table, not that it matters. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1300 |
Best case scenario, we get a hung jury |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1301 |
Remember what we rehearsed--you were on holiday. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1302 |
In your case the sentence would be dinner with Donald Trump |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1303 |
They can't prove a thing without the scythe. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1304 |
I don't think they believe this was your first offense. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1305 |
There is a real possibility you could get the live penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1306 |
Sometimes I get lost just looking into your eyes. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1307 |
When the prosecution says it "rests," stop saying "in peace" afterwards. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1308 |
You can't use that alibi. They will see right through you! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1309 |
'I was only doing my job,' probably won't help much. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1310 |
Yes, but Johnnie Cochran's not around any more. And whose fault is that? |
1.5000 |
0.20300 |
14 |
9 |
3 |
2 |
1311 |
No, getting the death penalty is not a good thing. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1312 |
We probably can't argue mistaken identity. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1313 |
Taxes got life but you'll probably get time served. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1314 |
Before you get all excited, that's not what a "hung jury" means. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1315 |
And you're absolutely sure it was his time...right? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1316 |
I'm sorry you didn't get the death penalty. I tried. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1317 |
The good news is the prosecution will have a difficult time finding witnesses. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
1318 |
Gasp! The hood fits. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1319 |
Well, what kind of penalty did you expect? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1320 |
Lets see how do I put this,I think the jury finds you off putting |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1321 |
So you want our plea bargain to be that you'll accept a death sentence? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1322 |
I thought I told you to wear a tie. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1323 |
I'm not the one on trial here you know. I don't appreciate your attitude. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1324 |
Yes Grim, you have a Constitutional Right to testify, however I still urge you not to do so. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1325 |
They're sentencing you to ten years in paradise. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1326 |
Ever since the plague, public opinion is running way against you - our best bet is a plea bargain. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1327 |
I told you not to wear a hoodie to court. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1328 |
This may result in a redundancy. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1329 |
The case is looking pretty grim. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1330 |
Remember, try to smile with your voice. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1331 |
Please don't tell the sentencing judge that you're a long term advocate of the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1332 |
Bad news, there's no death penalty in this state. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1333 |
I think leaving your scythe in the cloakroom was a smart move. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1334 |
I hope the prosecution doesn't try to show that there is a pattern here. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1335 |
I hear the jury is considering a life sentence... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1336 |
Not to worry. They don't call him the hanging judge for nothing. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1337 |
Remember, you were just doing your job. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1338 |
"Til death do us part" does NOT give you carte blanche. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
1339 |
How about, “His hands are so brittle; you must vote acquittal”? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1340 |
Just try to sound sympathetic |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1341 |
For the last time, you're not pleading the "scythe"! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1342 |
It's going to be tough—the IRS is as certain of their case as we are of ours. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1343 |
"I'm the only judge around here," said Death to his lawyer. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1344 |
Honestly, I don't think that you should testify. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1345 |
I don't think anyone has ever plea bargained FOR the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1346 |
We need to get the jury on our side. Look them in the eyes. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1347 |
Yes, death is considered a penalty here. |
1.5000 |
0.26874 |
10 |
7 |
1 |
2 |
1348 |
When I put you on the stand, don't look so grim. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1349 |
I asked you to not wear the hoodie. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1350 |
Well, when you think about, the death penalty is not all that bad for you really. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1351 |
Don't worry, you're not the most guilty person I've defended. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1352 |
The judge strikes the jurors, not you. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1353 |
My job is to get you outta here alive. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1354 |
If I get you out of this, can you promise me I'll never see you again? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1355 |
Inevitability and taxes are not the best legal strategy. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1356 |
Deny, deny, deny |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1357 |
Income tax evasion? Really? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1358 |
No, I'm afraid we can't use Faust as a character witness. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1359 |
I get you the death penalty and you're complaining? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1360 |
The judge has to sentence you to death or life in prison. Either way, you're OK. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1361 |
Honestly, let me handle this. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1362 |
I don't understand. YOU are the statute of limitations. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1363 |
I was just doing my job is not really a good defense in this case |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1364 |
Traditionally, you don't show up until after the governor denies clemency. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1365 |
Case deceased. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1366 |
After everything, I can't believe they indicted you for tax fraud. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1367 |
Jack the Ripper is not the sort of character witness I had in mind. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1368 |
Are you worried you will be or won't be sentenced to death?! |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1369 |
Should I ask for the death penalty? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1370 |
I can get you a deal if you can live with it. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1371 |
I may be going out on a limb here but I'm going to assume the death penalty won't be a major problem for you. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
1372 |
Don't worry, giving you the death penalty would be suicide. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1373 |
I think I have a conflict of interest. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1374 |
Did they see your face? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1375 |
You"re late! |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1376 |
I think our best chance is to claim racial profiling. We should be able to get the 'black guy in a hoodie' description thrown out. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1377 |
They're arguing that the plaintiff's life was not yours to take. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1378 |
The death penalty is definitely on the table. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1379 |
So it's not technically a hoodie. It still gives the jury an impression of menace. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1380 |
My affairs? Of course they're in order. Why do you ask? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1381 |
I'll handle the witness; you handle the judge. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1382 |
I think if we can get the scythe thrown out we have a chance |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1383 |
Didn't you get the suit I left with your doorman? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1384 |
I've told you repeatedly, the death penalty is not a plea deal. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1385 |
You don't have to worry about the death sentence. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1386 |
It'll be a hung jury anyway. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1387 |
I must warn you. Juries never find disappearing acts convincing, |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1388 |
I'd lose the hood. Show them you've nothing to hide. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1389 |
So you'll plead if you can get the death penalty? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1390 |
This trial will be the death of me. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1391 |
Well, one' thing's for sure. We don't have to worry about the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1392 |
Your best option is to take the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1393 |
He's suing you for unlawful termination. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1394 |
The district attorney is going to ask for life. He says the death penalty is too good for you. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1395 |
You don't have any lips, so let me do the talking. Let me do the talking. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1396 |
There are pluses and minuses to taking the stand in one’s own defense. In your case I would go with the minuses. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1397 |
Not bringing the scythe into court was a good call. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
1398 |
My advice is lose the hood. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1399 |
I've been hoodwinked! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1400 |
You know, the blue cloak makes you seem honest. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1401 |
Tie! I asked you to please wear a tie. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1402 |
Remember what we talked about. Try to be a little less grim. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1403 |
It's The People vs. the Undertaker. There's no way they win. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1404 |
The jury needs to see your lighter side. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1405 |
Sorry, but the jury isn't literally hung. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1406 |
When you told me you wanted to file for divorce, I didn't realize she literally sucked the life out of you. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1407 |
No, the death penalty would be redundant. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1408 |
No, the State won't let you self-administer. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1409 |
The court's landmark decision in United States v. Death led to the break-up of the world's largest monopoly. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1410 |
I think I can get them to take the death penalty off the table. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1411 |
We can't excuse those who oppose the death penalty. You are the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1412 |
Remember, you only did it to get out of the 'hood. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1413 |
We really need to stress to the jury that a guilty verdict would be against the best interests of everyone involved. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1414 |
Actually, a habeas corpus motion just might work. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1415 |
I'll do my best, but 187 trillion counts of murder is going to be tough. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1416 |
How do you even get ticketed on the Highway to Hell? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1417 |
Don't worry--without the scythe they have nothing. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1418 |
Our case is simple. Facebook has no right to reject you. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1419 |
I understand that you were just doing your job, but 'prior bad acts' are admissable. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1420 |
That's not what they mean by "Death Tax". |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1421 |
I like that I'm not the most unpopular person in the courtroom for once. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1422 |
I think I can get them down to afterlife without parole. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1423 |
Avoid saying "dead right" and "dead wrong" when you are on the stand. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1424 |
The judge is asking for continuance again. Looks like another set of jury members died of "natural causes" last night. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1425 |
It's probably best if you don't point your scythe at jurors and say "you're next." |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1426 |
Face it, you're dead. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1427 |
Ok, now try to look alive during the cross examination. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1428 |
We'll plead mitigating circumstances - you were just doing your job... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1429 |
I think plea bargaining for "life" would be pushing it. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1430 |
No, you cannot threaten the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1431 |
Of course they took it away from you. What do you expect? You just harvested half the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1432 |
Now would be a good time to show a little emotion. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1433 |
I'm not sure 'Just doing my job.' is really the best defense here. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1434 |
Your character witnesses just aren't panning out. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1435 |
I can see the headline now: Death Gets Life |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1436 |
Ironically, they want to give you life. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1437 |
Didn't I specifically tell you to wear dress attire and definitely no hoodies. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1438 |
The last thing you need to worry about is a death sentence. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1439 |
I think 'It's my job' won't work as a line of defense here. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1440 |
Don't point! |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1441 |
You're right again -- another 12 more jurors suddenly died. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
1442 |
Just play dead - I'll do all the talking.. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
1443 |
And for Pete's sake, don't make eye contact with anyone on the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1444 |
Relax. This isn't my first wrongful death case. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1445 |
You're black and wearing a hoodie -- you haven't got a chance of acquittal |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1446 |
The prosecution says you should be on their table. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1447 |
Lawyer: "Remember, they were dead when you got there." |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1448 |
So, let's assume the death penalty is off the table... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1449 |
If I’m going to get you off, you have to lose the hoodie. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
1450 |
When you glance at the jurors you need to look less grim. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1451 |
You're late, and Taxes had to testify with minimal preparation. Everyone in the defendant's shoes usually gets a life sentence, but now I'm not so certain. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1452 |
On the bright side, you'll feel right at home on death row. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1453 |
Would it have killed you to wear a tie? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1454 |
To pick a jury of your peers, we need bottom feeders: foreclosure buyers, eviction specialists and conservative think tank linguistics artists who praise the need "tax relief." |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1455 |
Look, it's nothing personal, that's just what the penalty is called. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
1456 |
Chances are, you'll really like Death Row. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1457 |
You're scaring the hell out of the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1458 |
I just got off the phone with the D.A. She said she'll put the death penalty back on the table, if that's what you really want. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1459 |
With your history of priors, I have to advise you to take the plea. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1460 |
Self defense? Each time? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1461 |
You're telling me you're not afraid of the death penalty? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1462 |
Striking jurors is my job, not yours |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1463 |
I don't think that,'It was his time', is an adequate defense. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1464 |
Tomorrow I think you should go with the orange jumpsuit. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1465 |
There's not a soul in this place willing to testify on your behalf. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1466 |
Has anyone seen your face? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1467 |
I assume you have no problem with the death penalty? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1468 |
It looks good. So far it's Scrooge's word against yours. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1469 |
Relax. Each juror will only be thinking about the net time they meet you. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1470 |
That's right -- the defense RESTS. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1471 |
Maybe the police planted the scythe. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1472 |
Let's make sure we get you a suit for the next court date. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1473 |
Well at least the death penalty is off the table. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1474 |
What do you mean you have something to confess? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
1475 |
We actually GO for the death penalty--then double jeopardy on appeal. Agreed? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1476 |
Just cutting grass? No, that's not credible. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1477 |
Their case is mostly circumstantial. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1478 |
It's wrongful, Death. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1479 |
I tried to get you off, but they're insisting the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1480 |
It may be a case of mistaken identity |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1481 |
Relax. Without the scythe, they haven't got a prayer. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1482 |
As your counsel, I strongly advise you not to always close your statements with 'because I can'. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1483 |
I strongly recommend against taking the stand. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1484 |
Don't look so guilty! |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1485 |
I don't think a change of venue will help. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1486 |
It means, 'Show me the body.' |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1487 |
I'm going for the death sentence. It's your only way out. |
1.5000 |
0.32733 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
2 |
1488 |
I don't think we can find a jury of your peers. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1489 |
Don't look directly at the jury, they'll consider it confrontational... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1490 |
When they ask what you do for a living, plead the fifth. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
1491 |
They're checking for precedent on Habeas Spiritus. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1492 |
Here comes the jury. Try not to look so grim. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1493 |
Stop looking at me like that! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1494 |
A death penalty is a reach. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1495 |
Don't worry. If the scythe doesn't fit, they must acquit. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1496 |
It's not like they can give you the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1497 |
The good news is they've agreed to have your 11 billion life sentences run concurrently. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1498 |
I really don't think that it is a good idea to put you on the stand. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1499 |
Relax..you're in good hands. I got Taxes off on a technicality last week. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1500 |
I know you feel cheated, but this is a good deal. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1501 |
I'm afraid they may sentence you to life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1502 |
Couldn't you have worn something else? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1503 |
The good news is they might sentence you to death. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1504 |
I think we'll be able to avoid a life sentence. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1505 |
Because he was just so annoying? That's our defense? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1506 |
This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I asked you to dress modestly for court today. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1507 |
Our strategy is simple-- go for the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1508 |
We're going to go with the death sentence. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1509 |
They have to acquit. The sickle doesn't fit. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1510 |
But seriously, I love your work. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1511 |
Mr. Reaper, I don't think that hoodie helps your image with the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1512 |
First we get the jury to like you. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1513 |
If we plea, we can avoid the life penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1514 |
Remember, you never touched the guy. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1515 |
We'll plead insanity, because you have no head. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1516 |
It's not genocide if you killed without regard to race, creed or color. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1517 |
I don't think calling War, Pestilence, and Famine as character witnesses is going to help. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
1518 |
When the judge says "death", that means a penalty, not an occupation. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1519 |
You want to plead 'guilty as sin?' |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1520 |
We can make the motion, but I'm pretty sure it's still going to be called life imprisonment. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1521 |
Yes, but they can't prove that it's YOUR scythe. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1522 |
For the last time, traffic violations don't warrant the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1523 |
None of the plaintiffs will be testifying. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1524 |
We need to do better than "it's my job." |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1525 |
The best we can hope for is the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1526 |
I thought we agreed on the frilly pink blouse. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1527 |
The situation looks grim. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1528 |
Next time, just let me ask the judge if we can strike the juror. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1529 |
Life without parole in your case is worse than death as I calculate it. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1530 |
Please speak up. I can't read your lips |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1531 |
OK Grimm, please don't go ruin your defense by saying how soooo pro-death penalty you are. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1532 |
It's not looking good. They want to give you life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1533 |
As co-counsel, I insist we seek the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1534 |
After we close this case, I don't want to ever see you again, got it? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1535 |
Yes, pleading guilty will get you life. Why do you ask? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1536 |
Jumping the gun a little, aren't you? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1537 |
I told you to ditch the hoodie. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1538 |
Try not to look at the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1539 |
Bad news. The police found the scythe. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1540 |
The judge may ask you to take your hood off, but don't. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1541 |
Best-case scenario, I get you the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1542 |
We need a change of venue--any place that's not Florida. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1543 |
He'll commute your sentence if you give him ten years. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1544 |
Look, it was a politician. You did us all a favor. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1545 |
Don't worry. Time is on our side. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1546 |
Look, just try to appear upbeat. This jury looks sympathetic. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1547 |
The witness expired on New Year's Eve...'know anything about that? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1548 |
I distinctly remember asking you not to wear that. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1549 |
Just plead 'Guilty'. It's only the death penalty... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1550 |
That special place for lawyers--I don't go there, right? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1551 |
No, I've already explained this: "I was just following orders" isn't a legitimate defense. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1552 |
The best we can hope for is a sentence of life. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1553 |
I represent the IRS. And you? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1554 |
Stop laughing whenever they mention the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1555 |
I suggest a different outfit at trial. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1556 |
I know it's what you do, but would it kill you to wear a suit just this once? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1557 |
Life without parole is your best bet |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1558 |
What are your credentials for being a death penalty expert? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1559 |
The bad news is they have a lot of witnesses against you - the good news is none of them are available to testify. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1560 |
Take the plea and we'll have you out in half an eternity. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1561 |
No, I do not think the other lawyer's nickname is scarier than yours. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1562 |
At least they can't sentence you to death. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1563 |
Your chances for acquittal look grim. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1564 |
Bad news, they found a scythe with your fingerprints on them. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1565 |
I didn't say "let's" get rid of Juror No. 7. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1566 |
We are going to ask for the death penalty and have you remanded into your own custody. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1567 |
Your attire is inappropriate for an alleged serial killer. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1568 |
It'd really help if you stopped dressing like that. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1569 |
Try to maintain eye contact with the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1570 |
Let's tell the judge that you were only doing your job. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1571 |
We're having some trouble finding impartial jurors. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1572 |
I don't think the cloak is helping you with the jury... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1573 |
Of course We'll appeal it if they give you "Life." |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1574 |
Our only chance is a hung jury. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1575 |
You really are the client from hell |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1576 |
I think your Facebook profile is going to hurt us. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1577 |
I don't feel like I am representing you in the best light. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1578 |
“I say we plea bargin for the death penalty." - the Grim Reaper is actually the lawyer (my fave) or the other guy could be the lawyer (it's a two-for!). |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1579 |
I specifically asked you not to wear a hoodie to court. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1580 |
Your chances of acquittal are grim. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1581 |
No, I don't have any books on black magic. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1582 |
You may prejudice the jury |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1583 |
Public defenders can't afford to dress you for court. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1584 |
With any luck, the prosecutor will go for the Death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1585 |
Don't worry, if you've killed as many people as you say then death row is a cinch. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1586 |
You've got a bit of an image problem. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1587 |
You realize that the death penalty isn't available in civil cases, don't you? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1588 |
I don't care who you are. I still have to execute your case. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1589 |
Im not sure how to tell you this.... but they gave you death. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1590 |
Oh man, you smell like... forget it. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1591 |
I’m sorry. I thought you would be okay with pleading to the death penalty. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1592 |
You're not proud, are you? |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1593 |
Will you stop asking for the death penalty! |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1594 |
He's going to ask for whom the bell tolls. Whatever you do, don't answer! |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1595 |
I know, but please just say, "Not guilty, Your Honor." |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1596 |
Being sick of talking heads is not a defense. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1597 |
I didn't realize Hell had a law school. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
1598 |
There latest deal is eternal misery in the burning fires of hell, plus life. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
1599 |
Is that your only suit? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1600 |
I told you not to wear your work clothes. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1601 |
I should warn you that everyone is trying to cheat you |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1602 |
Only YOU could think the death penalty is a slap on the wrist. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1603 |
It could be worse, it could be the death sentence... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1604 |
Let's see if I can talk them down to accessory after the fact. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1605 |
Look whose calling who an "empty suit"..... |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1606 |
They're offering you life, but we can probably talk them up from there. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1607 |
You could be looking at life. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1608 |
They're sentencing you to life. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
1609 |
Now, whenever I object, I want you to give an innocent look to the jury. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
1610 |
Juror #4 is asking that you stop staring at her like that. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1611 |
We're all requesting a continuance |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1612 |
Your request for a chess match has been denied. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1613 |
We're changing your name. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1614 |
I'm sorry, the best I can get you is life. |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
1615 |
Worst case, they give you life. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1616 |
I'm sorry to say this case is taking a grave turn. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1617 |
I think we're okay, we've got 3 Zombies on the Jury |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1618 |
Wait - I thought I was here to defend you. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1619 |
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: you reap what you sow. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1620 |
Remember "just doing my job" is not an affirmative defense. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1621 |
I think we have to drop the self-defense plea. |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1622 |
what do you mean anything but the "death" sentence ??? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
1623 |
I completely agree. There's no way they'll recognize you without the scythe. |
1.4545 |
0.20730 |
11 |
7 |
3 |
1 |
1624 |
Could you try to look less grim? |
1.4545 |
0.20730 |
11 |
7 |
3 |
1 |
1625 |
We have to play the 'troubled childhood' card. |
1.4545 |
0.15746 |
11 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1626 |
Hey man, If you had just paid your taxes, we wouldn't be here..... |
1.4545 |
0.20730 |
11 |
7 |
3 |
1 |
1627 |
With this jury, you could get life. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1628 |
I would consider "aggravated stalking" a win. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
1629 |
All of our witnesses are dead. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
1630 |
It will be easier now that we succeeded in getting a separate trial for Taxes. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
1631 |
Clients don't usually ask me to argue for "Death". |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
1632 |
They're blaming you for the hung jury too. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1633 |
When the Prosecution asks you to take the stand, do that evil laugh thing. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
1634 |
No, despite what you may think, a hung jury does not mean you can go back to work. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
1635 |
My strategy is to just buy us a little more time. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
1636 |
Can you get me out of this? |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
1637 |
I think I can get them to take death off the table. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
1638 |
Take my advice and don't smile at any of the jurors. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1639 |
They found a scythe at the scene. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
1640 |
Understand, you're looking at life. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1641 |
Cheer up, you could get life. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
1642 |
It's about who you didn't kill. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
1643 |
I AM the death penalty |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
1644 |
Suppose I plead guilty to taxes. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1645 |
The judge believes he can try you in absentia. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1646 |
This looks tough. Do you have any character witnesses we could call? |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
1647 |
It's looking grim, Reaper. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
1648 |
I think we have a pretty good shot at a mistrial. You're scaring the crap out of the jurors. |
1.4167 |
0.22891 |
12 |
9 |
1 |
2 |
1649 |
Don't let them intimidate you! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1650 |
Worse case scenario, they give you life. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1651 |
Stop looking so grim and we can win this. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1652 |
Try not to look so vacuous when you testify. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1653 |
I'll be brief... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1654 |
Remember, no eye contact with the jury. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1655 |
I don't think parole is an option here, buddy. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1656 |
The good news is if you take the stand we might end up with a hung jury. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
1657 |
I know its your image - but you have to ditch the hoodie! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1658 |
I told you to lose the 'hoodie', and wear a suit. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1659 |
We're down to 7 million first degrees and 3 counts of manslaughter. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1660 |
I think we have a good shot at avoiding a life sentence. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1661 |
Remember, we're trying to highlight your cuddly side |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1662 |
To be honest, I'd be surprised if you get life. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1663 |
If any of your past is found admissible, you'll have to take a plea. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1664 |
You sure you want to enter a guilty plea...You'll be sentenced to 'Life'. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1665 |
If you're sure they won't testify against you, then don't take the deal. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1666 |
Just don't touch me until after the verdict is read. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1667 |
We may be looking at life! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1668 |
The judge doesn't see why you need to be in the witness protection program! |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1669 |
Not gonna lie, Mr. Reaper. It looks grim. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1670 |
Don't worry...the death penalty is off the table, the most you can get is life. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1671 |
The statute of limitations has expired on your case against Methuselah. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1672 |
Scalia? He's the one in the middle, next to Roberts. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1673 |
It's tricky--you might get the death penalty. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1674 |
Just because I wear hoodie, people assume I'm guilty. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1675 |
Calling you "He-who-must-not-be-named" might weaken your defense. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1676 |
I'd like to save you until the end. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1677 |
I don't think we should put you on the stand |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1678 |
Sorry you have to go empty-handed. My client took the life sentence deal. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1679 |
File a motion to kill this next witness. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1680 |
It's not the hoodie itself that I'm worried about. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
1681 |
Pretend like you're holding an invisible baseball and the gloves won't fit. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1682 |
It would have helped if you hadn't shown up looking like death warmed over. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1683 |
I assume you're okay with the death penalty. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1684 |
Can't you just hang the jury? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1685 |
As your accountant, I told you it was inevitable. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1686 |
What are you pleading? Not guilty or not here? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1687 |
We're going to go with an identity theft defense. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1688 |
We have to prove they weren't premeditated. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1689 |
Not your actual work suit - a suit you would wear to work. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1690 |
Unfortunately that's not what they mean by habeus corpus. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1691 |
Well, the fact that you're already dead might work in our favor. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1692 |
Bad luck; this judge is pro-life. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1693 |
This is your first offense, right? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1694 |
Good news! He's a hanging judge! |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1695 |
I really thought his time was up! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1696 |
As your lawyer, I'm advising you not to say anything about your support for the death penalty. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1697 |
Finding an unbiased jury might be a problem. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1698 |
No. The death penalty is not just a time out. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1699 |
If we're lucky...they"ll offer a death sentence |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1700 |
You do the final argument. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1701 |
'Now look, that makes two judges, four jury members and one bailiff. I think they get your message, OK ?' |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1702 |
It's looking pretty grim. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1703 |
Just say you are self employed. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1704 |
As your tax attorney, I have to tell you, the outcome looks pretty certain. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
1705 |
I think a saffron robe would look friendlier. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1706 |
I don't suppose we'll be able to find any character witnesses. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1707 |
o.k. - just try to look innocent like we practiced. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1708 |
I hear you, but innocent until proven guilty just isn't going to work for us here. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
1709 |
What was it you said your name was again? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1710 |
Well, we can't really deny that you did it. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1711 |
In your case, you'll receive the life penalty. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1712 |
You're not helping! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1713 |
For the trial I said formal dress not normal! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1714 |
Remember to give the jury your killer smile. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1715 |
Now's your last chance: Have you ever killed anyone before? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1716 |
So, ummm, how do you feel about the death penalty? I would advise you to refrain from calling the death penalty, simply another day at the office. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1717 |
If only we didn't have jurors 3 and 7 ... just sayin'. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1718 |
I still think a suit and tie would work better. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1719 |
I'm going to push the rationale that a death sentence would be superfluous. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1720 |
You do realize this may mean life. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1721 |
How is it not a penalty? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1722 |
Just a reminder, the death penalty is on the table. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1723 |
Hard to find a sympathetic jury. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1724 |
Try not to appear excited when they ask for capital punishment. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1725 |
I told you to stop pointing at Juror #5. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1726 |
Yes I think at least one juror is intimidated |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1727 |
"Don't be offended if they refer to you as an empty suit. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1728 |
You're looking at life, pal. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1729 |
I'm sorry, there is no death penalty in this state. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1730 |
Just remember, they cheated you. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1731 |
Concurrent or consecutive sentences: does it matter? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
1732 |
Um, yes I did say wear a dark suit. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1733 |
I advise you to take the 5th, as well as the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1734 |
It's a deposition...not an inquisition |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1735 |
The restraining order is for stalking. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1736 |
You'll have to dump the hoodie if you want to impress this judge. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1737 |
You promised the next time we're called in front of the Senate, I could wear it! |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1738 |
Lucky for you everyone's wearing them. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1739 |
To tell you the truth, I don't know how they would handle the death penalty in your case. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1740 |
Well, maybe if you didn't look so grim, we could get the jury on our side. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1741 |
Looks like your only chance is a hung jury. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1742 |
I doubt you'll get life |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1743 |
I agree, losing the scythe should help your defense |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1744 |
I'll assume you will be seeking the death penalty. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1745 |
Stop it. I’ll handle jury selection. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1746 |
Would it kill you to wear a suit? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1747 |
They're enhancing the charge to aggravated reap. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
1748 |
"sure, but I don't think self defense is on the table". |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1749 |
I'm afraid you got life. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1750 |
Don't worry, I've never lost a case on facial insufficiency. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1751 |
Sorry to waste your time but we decided to go for Life without parole. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1752 |
Yes, I'm sure 'absence of malice' will not be effective here! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1753 |
Coincidence? You've identified at every crime scene! |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1754 |
No, I don't think calling The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as character witnesses is a good idea. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1755 |
Great, give them the vacant look when they ask you where you were the night of the murder. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1756 |
You'll get off no problem- I was on O.J.'s defense team. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1757 |
I'm with the I.R.S. And you are...? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1758 |
With the number of prior convictions, I recommend you plead. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1759 |
You needn't ring your death knell every time I say "I object". |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1760 |
No problem. The death penalty would be double jeopardy. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1761 |
You're looking at 100 billion counts, but I'm pretty sure I can get the Hitler charge dropped. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1762 |
I know there's nothing wrong with a hoodie, but could you try to wear a suit when you testify? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1763 |
Nice to finally meet you face to hole. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1764 |
I'm not sure calling Pestilence, War and Famine as character witnesses was the best idea. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1765 |
I don't think you have to worry, they have taken the death penalty off the table. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1766 |
Damn. It's Prima facie. Death and taxes. |
1.4000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
8 |
0 |
2 |
1767 |
Given ALL of your priors, I have to say, it doesn't look good. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1768 |
Lucky for you, it's a hung jury. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1769 |
If nobody turns up the scythe, you could walk. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
1770 |
Death penalty? You’ll have to be more specific. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
1771 |
I'll do the talking. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
1772 |
No, I don't think the robe makes you look "judicial." |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
1773 |
The plaintiff is claiming a loss in future earnings |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
1774 |
You couldn't have worn a suit? You just look guilty. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
1775 |
The line up was clearly biased. The witness couldn't even see your face. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
1776 |
Remember, I'll do the talking. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
1777 |
I have to be honest, it's going to be very hard for you to get a fair trial here in Florida. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
1778 |
I told you, no hoodies in court. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
1779 |
If you'll plead out the scythe charge, I can make the rest of it go away. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
1780 |
It looks pretty grim. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
1781 |
You can relax, it's just the death penalty. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
1782 |
No, I don't think self-defense will work in this case |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1783 |
The bad news is the judge supports the You Penalty. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1784 |
You sure you want to stick with the Holy Ghost defense? |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
1785 |
Don't worry. The prosecutor is an empty suit. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1786 |
It seems the witnesses are all deceased. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
1787 |
Let's plea bargain for the death penalty. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1788 |
The hoodie was not a good idea. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1789 |
At this time, I'd like to call the court's attention to my client's long history of charitable works in the community. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1790 |
My fault -- I did tell you to dress in business attire. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1791 |
I understand but you guys can't double park seven horses in this city! |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1792 |
It's "So help me God." You don't have to mean it. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
1793 |
I don't think you're getting out of this unscythed |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1794 |
No, Mr. Reaper, 'till death us do part' is not considered plea bargaining. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1795 |
Let's make sure I understand. You want the death penalty. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1796 |
You've an appointment with me? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1797 |
Now, remember to keep your poker-face when you sit up there. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1798 |
You're right. The hoodie does make you less threatening. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
1799 |
They're not buying that it was an accident. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1800 |
You don't have a prayer. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1801 |
By the way... I have some bad news. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1802 |
Remember, I'll do all the talking. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1803 |
When the bailiff says "all rise", don't get cute. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1804 |
The way I see it, your a deadman. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1805 |
Don't worry, you'll get off, even I don't recognize you! |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1806 |
I'm pretty sure we can wrangle joint custody of the kids, but she's probably going to get the pale horse. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1807 |
Let's open with a statement about all the times when you changed your mind. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1808 |
as your lawyer I have to tell you that your outlook is very Grimm |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
1809 |
A lawyer can do just so much. You need an image consultant and a stylist. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1810 |
I hear orange is the new black |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1811 |
Trust me; they haven't got a ghost of a chance. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1812 |
The vows clearly said you can just leave. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1813 |
Bad news from the DA: the death penalty is off the table. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1814 |
They're threatening to take Death off the table |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1815 |
No. You can't approach the witness. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
1816 |
Just give her the house and car before she starts bringing up the other stuff. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1817 |
On the plus side, capital punishment in this state is "beheading". |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1818 |
You really need to stop giggling every time the prosecutor mentions the death penalty. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1819 |
For the last time, stop referring to the jury as a "death panel." |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1820 |
Do you still have that buddy that can help you cheat death? |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1821 |
Wipe that guilty look off your face. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1822 |
I plea bargained from attempted murder to practicing acupuncture without a license. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1823 |
I'm afraid that this state has abolished the death penalty. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
1824 |
Remember what I told you - NO giggling if you get the death penalty |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1825 |
So, no matter what happens, we’re still good, right? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1826 |
I guess no matter what, it's a Death sentence. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1827 |
Do you have to be so dramatic? It's only a parking ticket. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1828 |
Without the scythe, they're just pointing fingers too. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1829 |
Exactly what part of "suit and tie" didn't you get? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1830 |
It's worse than we thought. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1831 |
What's the worst you can get? Life? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1832 |
Relax, Ichabod, I'll get you off. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1833 |
I told you security would take your scythe. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1834 |
We are going for assisted suicide. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1835 |
Good news is the EMTs brought your victim back, so the charge is reduced from first degree murder to attempted murder. Bad news is with your prior record, you're looking at a pretty stiff sentence. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1836 |
Are you sure you don't want to plead and get life? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1837 |
It's in the bag - this state doesn't have a death penalty. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1838 |
I'm pretty sure that would be contempt of court. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1839 |
A suit and tie wouldn't kill you. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1840 |
Yes, you can plead self-defense if you're not bothered by loud laughter. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1841 |
Bad news, the scythe is exhibit 1 |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
1842 |
I'm sorry, but "somebody has to do it" is not a viable defense. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1843 |
The courtroom artist's going to struggle with you. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1844 |
Don't come out unless you hear "summary judgment". |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1845 |
I'm feeling good about a hung jury! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1846 |
Look right at number four when you say 'death penalty' and he'll come around. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1847 |
Remember, don't let them bait you on your involvement with the tobacco industry. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1848 |
If we lose it will be deja vu. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1849 |
I told you, no hoodies. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1850 |
I recommend you plead the scythe. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1851 |
I can only prove your innocence beyond a shadow of a doubt. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1852 |
I've always wondered....how do you eat? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1853 |
I asked you not to dress like the judge. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1854 |
Could you LOOK any more guilty? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1855 |
Why do I always have to be "taxes"? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1856 |
You definitely won't get life. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1857 |
Putting on a good face is critical. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1858 |
If he asks if you have no sense of decency, plead the Fifth. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1859 |
What do you mean the sickle is the under the desk? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1860 |
Please stop giggling every time the word death is mentioned. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1861 |
But, all your peers are dead. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1862 |
No, you're doing the closing. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1863 |
I think I can get you a life sentence. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1864 |
I should tell you, the judge is not happy about those 100 billion dead bodies. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1865 |
Yes, I definitely recommend taking the 5th! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1866 |
I understand--but do your best to make eye contact with the jury anyway. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1867 |
In your case the death penalty is probably moot. |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
1868 |
You should plea 'guilty' and hope for the death penalty. |
1.3000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
8 |
1 |
1 |
1869 |
I'm afraid the jury doesn't like the look of you either. |
1.3000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
8 |
1 |
1 |
1870 |
"Death comes for us all" is not a good defense. |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
1871 |
"Keep a poker face". |
1.3000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
8 |
1 |
1 |
1872 |
I thought we talked about the hoodie. |
1.3000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
8 |
1 |
1 |
1873 |
Thanks for not bringing your scythe. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1874 |
No worries, prior bad acts are excluded |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1875 |
They're not buying our "first time offender" plea. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1876 |
Things look pretty grim, Mr. Reaper. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1877 |
The judge says no hoodies. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1878 |
Your CPA is dead? Now you tell me? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1879 |
I'm having trouble reading your lips. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1880 |
You might want to ditch the hoodie |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1881 |
The Devil made you do it? That could be a defense! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1882 |
I'm going to try to get him to waive the death penalty but you'll have to plead guilty to aggravated assault with a sickle. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1883 |
You didn't tell me about your record. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1884 |
It's a hung jury. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1885 |
If we plea, I can get you life. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1886 |
Wait, I'm getting life? This should be interesting. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1887 |
Relax--you know you'll never serve life. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1888 |
That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to wear a killer outfit. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1889 |
There may be some lingering resentment. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1890 |
I think it's best you don't testify. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1891 |
Why yes, I do see you getting life without parole as being rather ironic |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1892 |
The death penalty is the least of your worries. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1893 |
They want to impose the Life Penalty. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1894 |
Stick to the story. You are personally opposed to the death penalty. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1895 |
How ironic - they're asking for the death penalty. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1896 |
My last lawyer seemed more optimistic! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1897 |
Now, let me get this straight ... you prefer to settle out of court and bargain with the devil? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1898 |
Let the jury look you straight in the eye. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1899 |
Don't throw yourself upon the mercy of the court. Remember, you want the death penalty. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1900 |
Your win would be my loss. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1901 |
As your attorney I have to advise you against telling each member of the court the date of their demise. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1902 |
No, punishable by death does not mean you get to pick your own sentence. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1903 |
You look surprised.. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1904 |
I don't want to harp on this, so to speak, but your hoodie is sending the wrong message. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1905 |
The judge thinks he saw you in a Bergman movie. Yes or no. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
1906 |
Yes, the judge and jury are aware that your arresting officers and the district attorney all passed away this week. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
1907 |
Don't worry - they can't possibly give you a life sentence. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
1908 |
I need you to say you feared for your safety. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1909 |
The trial ahead is looking Grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1910 |
Remember to tell the truth but don't bring up that death stuff |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1911 |
Bad idea telling the jury ‘All will come to me in the end’ |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1912 |
Sorry, no habeas corpus without a corpus. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1913 |
Obviously,the death penalty is off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1914 |
Yes, I know you are guaranteed a jury of your peers. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1915 |
I'll waive my fee, if you give back my soul. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1916 |
I know you want a hung jury but they've got you on tax evasion! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1917 |
To gain the jury's sympathy I advise you to be not proud. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1918 |
I don't think you can plea bargain for the death penalty |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1919 |
You want the death penalty? This is tax court. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1920 |
Judge Reynolds spares no one. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1921 |
Remember you didn't do a thing. You were just the welcome committee. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1922 |
I thought we agreed that you were going to wear a suit today. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1923 |
They've offered you a great plea--I think you'll really reap the benefits. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1924 |
'Their time was up' is not a good defense. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1925 |
You HAVE to face it now Sheldon! The judge is giving me that look. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1926 |
They're calling a fingerprint expert for the scythe. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1927 |
If you want people to believe you're innocent, the hoodie has to go. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1928 |
You must have misunderstood. I said I am deadly in court. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1929 |
I told you to wear the blue cloak. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1930 |
The good news is, we should be done by lunch. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1931 |
Try to present a bright picture of yourself. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1932 |
Must I remind you? Facial expressions are important for the jury |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1933 |
Didn't I tell you to lose the hoodie for the trial? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1934 |
Let's just say it looks suspicious when their witnesses keep dying. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1935 |
You won't have a chance if you sit thru the trial just looking so guilty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1936 |
Let's put you on the stand and hope for a hung jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1937 |
"Yes, I got it Mr. Brown - I was acting in self defense". |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1938 |
Just don't mention what you do for a living and you'll be fine. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1939 |
"God made me do it!" is not a defense that's ever worked before. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1940 |
Like I said, this outcome is not dead certain. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1941 |
If you didn't kill him then who did? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1942 |
It looks like a hung jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1943 |
No, you can't claim Habeas Corpses. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1944 |
Will you be involved with jury selection? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1945 |
Take it easy. We have a good I.D. defense. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1946 |
Sorry, but there's no statute of limitations on murder. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1947 |
I don't think taking the fifth is going to do it. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1948 |
Just think of it this way, a life time career doing what you love. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1949 |
What game of chess? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1950 |
How could you not know you had to pay taxes? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1951 |
Remember to let the jurors see your loveable side. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1952 |
"Profiling" will not be an adequate defense in this case. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1953 |
He said it's looking pretty grim for you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1954 |
Yes, I’d say it DOES look bad for you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1955 |
Let's talk about your body language. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1956 |
Is there anything missing from your testimony? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1957 |
OK, I get you 30 years and you give me 30 years and we'll call it even. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1958 |
My top priority is making sure you don't get the you penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1959 |
Now that denial and anger are out of the way, they should be ready to bargain. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1960 |
No eyewitnesses, but you still don't look innocent to the jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1961 |
Don't worry--there's no life penalty in this state. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1962 |
How do you want to plead? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1963 |
Any potential character witnesses? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1964 |
It's not the hoodie that worries me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1965 |
I have repeatedly said there is no dress code here! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1966 |
Try to look likable for the jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1967 |
Your check bounced |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1968 |
Worst case scenario, you get a life sentence. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1969 |
A concrete metaphor comes to mind.... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1970 |
Can you arrange for a hung jury? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1971 |
Levitate to the stand and show the jury that you're not just another ass in a costume. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1972 |
Thank god, any mention of Death penalty is off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1973 |
Ok, my case is that unless they can come up with the scythe, there's reasonable doubt |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1974 |
How did you manage not to escape detection? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1975 |
Let's not mention your regular job. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1976 |
I don't think the second amendment covers your scythe |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1977 |
We're seeking the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1978 |
How are you not in jail yet? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1979 |
I know you're an expert witness, but this is a TAX case. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1980 |
Your moral objections to the death penalty are surprising, but duly noted. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1981 |
Keep your mouth shut. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1982 |
Fortunately, this State does not carry the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1983 |
Sorry, sir, but I don't own a blue tie. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1984 |
Take the plea bargain. Trust me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1985 |
Try not to look so grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1986 |
Your email is Death@gmail.com? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1987 |
We had to 'dig' up a jury of your peers...12 cadavers. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1988 |
Somehow I just don't think that ' Guilty, With An Explanation' will work . |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1989 |
The good news is we're in Texas. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1990 |
Yes, Community Service, but... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1991 |
What made you think the sickle would get through security? |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1992 |
No, no . . . _you're_ going to be executed. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1993 |
Remember, the scythe was next to the body when you arrived. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1994 |
The prosecution has agreed to take the death penalty off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1995 |
Worst case scenario, you'll be sentenced to life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1996 |
Don't look so grim, you reap what you sow! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1997 |
Listen, Leroy. Quoting the Unabomber is not helping your case. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1998 |
Can we try jury selection my way? |
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0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1999 |
Remember to smile and make eye contact with the jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2000 |
Ya. I just think scythe or no scythe, you're doomed. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2001 |
Well, you could accept the plea deal to become a Life Coach in Canada. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2002 |
Stop pointing at the jury and telling them that one day you will be coming for them. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2003 |
They can't acquit, the hood actually fits |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2004 |
No. No. No. ...No Darth Vader defense. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2005 |
Any chance for parole? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2006 |
Good news. The jury is deadlocked. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2007 |
Deal. Pro bono, pro life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2008 |
I say, cop a plea and go for Eternity with chance of parole. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2009 |
It was inevitable that one day you'd be sued for censoring someone's Facebook post. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2010 |
I advise that you don't take the stand. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2011 |
We're hoping for a hung jury. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2012 |
Death is different. |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2013 |
Lots of guys look like me. |
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0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2014 |
I'm gonna recommend the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2015 |
Well, they can't accuse you of being a two faced liar. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2016 |
I though I was off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2017 |
Trust me; loose the hoodie. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2018 |
No, you can't be judge, jury, and executioner. |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2019 |
I understand you are cold, but a sweater would have been a better choice. |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2020 |
Yeah, I said you don't have to testify, but you do have to appear. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2021 |
What's with the outfit? Do you have a death wish? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2022 |
This issue has been briefed to death. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2023 |
Did anyone see you in Samarra? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2024 |
Good news, you're eligible for the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2025 |
Strange how we keep getting hung jurors. |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2026 |
I'm going for taking the death penalty off the table. We've got a good chance with 'time served'. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2027 |
Maybe dress more liberally for the sentencing hearing. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2028 |
I really don't think we should use Satan as a witness. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2029 |
You're missing all of your 1099-DIE forms. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2030 |
It's tough, defending a serial killer. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2031 |
Couldn't get a jury of your peers . The morgue was empty |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2032 |
The DA nixed the chess match deal. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2033 |
I'm dying to hear the verdict too |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2034 |
I'm glad you ditched the scythe, but couldn't you have worn a suit? |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2035 |
It's important the jury doesn't know where you're coming from. |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2036 |
We've got em.....with double jeopardy. |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2037 |
What do you mean this IS your most professional look? |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2038 |
Well you knew what they say about death and taxes... |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2039 |
If you get me off, I will guarantee you a cushy afterlife! |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2040 |
They've agreed to take the death penalty off the table. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2041 |
But the scythe does fit. |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2042 |
If you are not that street artist, take off that hood and prove it. |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2043 |
I thought we talked about wearing a hoodie to court... |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2044 |
I don't think we convinced then it was justifiable homicide. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2045 |
Going with reasonable doubt. You good with reasonable doubt? |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2046 |
I'll need a review of all 50 thousand pages. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2047 |
Yes, it would be ironic if you got the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2048 |
You have no peers. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2049 |
I think you should have gone with a navy blazer. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2050 |
Okay, when the new judge arrives, please let me do all the objecting and pointing of fingers. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2051 |
All in all, your chances are pretty good...considering they didn't find a sicle. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2052 |
A guilty plea will get you life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2053 |
At this time the defense rests. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2054 |
We can't lose. You're eternal. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2055 |
Geez, are you that afraid to face the jury! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2056 |
It's hard to put a good face on this. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2057 |
I think I'd like a new tax attorney |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2058 |
I say we go for heaven |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2059 |
We could argue they were at your door. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2060 |
Let me tell you about my repeat customer discount. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2061 |
You should probably consider actually letting this jury live. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2062 |
May I call you Grim, Mr. Reaper? |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2063 |
No magistrate in the country will convict you—you were just supervising. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2064 |
Hung jury is supposed to be a metaphor. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2065 |
You'd be dead if it weren't for me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2066 |
At least you don't have to worry about getting the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2067 |
No you won't testify. They will have to take things at face value. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2068 |
I think the best option is to plead guilty and ask for the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2069 |
I think you should be quiet and take the deal, if convicted you will get natural life plus ten years, that could be an eternity in your case!! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2070 |
I know, I know, Death waits for no man. But we gotta break for lunch at some point. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2071 |
The jury would see right through you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2072 |
If we lose this case, can you at least wait 20 years before you come for me? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2073 |
The presiding judge is pro-life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2074 |
I contacted your list of character witnesses, but they all said "Go to hell!" |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2075 |
Even if they drop the charges you could still face a wrongful death suit in civil court. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2076 |
Don't worry. If they don't dismiss the class-action after these hearings, we're simply going to ask for some class members to appear in person. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2077 |
Don't worry - the death penalty is still on the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2078 |
Just try not to look guilty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2079 |
When I took your case I said be transparent, not invisible! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2080 |
So you have no objections to an insanity defense? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2081 |
This IS what I wear to work. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2082 |
You know, a suit and tie would have made a better impression. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2083 |
I know you have been doing this job for eternity but as I told you before, “I was just doing my job” is not a defense the jury is going to buy. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2084 |
You Honor, I've told him a hundred times that this is pro bono, but he keeps insisting that someone is going to pay for all this. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2085 |
Well, it seems you have some priors..... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2086 |
I'm sorry -- they never found your body. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2087 |
Take the deal. It's only two days in heaven. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2088 |
I think we're in trouble. They're going to call Taxes to the stand. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2089 |
The sentence might be life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2090 |
I'm told the DA really wants to win this one. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2091 |
No, not going well...not well at all. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2092 |
We'll ask for separate trials on each count. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2093 |
Stop looking at the jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2094 |
You got this. They're all afraid of you. Everybody in the room is afraid of you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2095 |
This case is going to kill me |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2096 |
The judge thinks you're a freight risk. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2097 |
Don't worry, all they have on you is loitering. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2098 |
You should be happy the death penalty is off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2099 |
His early death was a simple case of mistaken identity. Occupational hazard, right? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2100 |
Try not to look so smug. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2101 |
Yea, it will be a hung jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2102 |
I have good news. The worst punishment going to hell. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2103 |
Well at least I can help you save face. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2104 |
If you want the jury's sympathy, try no to look so grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2105 |
It's a capital case! You might have to 'do' yourself, mister I'm so tough! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2106 |
You want how many other offences taken into consideration? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2107 |
I get it, believe me, 25 to life is ironic. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2108 |
Have you signed a book deal yet? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2109 |
You're fired, Counselor, I need a fresh face. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2110 |
You will need to explain why the death rate is still one each. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2111 |
I suggest you plead the Fifth Circle of Hell. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2112 |
I thought we said less ghastly. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2113 |
She wants to keep the house. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2114 |
How come the Judge never overrules YOUR objections? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2115 |
You're dead to me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2116 |
I'm basing your defense on no proof of intent. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2117 |
The scythe didn't fit. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2118 |
My scythe couldn't get through security. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2119 |
No, we can't ask for the death penalty |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2120 |
When I said we wanted a hung jury, I didn't mean it literally. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2121 |
Before I start I have one last question. What happens to me if I lose? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2122 |
It's working. You're scaring the jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2123 |
If we lose, you get life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2124 |
What do you care how I dress, I'm doing the case pro bono! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2125 |
We could use the death penalty as a loop hole. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2126 |
Just between you and me . . . did you do it? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2127 |
Remember, not a word about the chess match. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2128 |
I'd can't stay and handle your case because I've got an appointment in Samarra. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2129 |
I said you may take the fifth not Judge Fitch. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2130 |
Remember - during cross-examination, stay grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2131 |
it's because everyone does agree that you 'just kill' in that hoodie |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2132 |
So, if I win this case, you'll pay a visit to the senior partners? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2133 |
What do you mean, you never lose? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2134 |
I don't think smiling at the jury is helping our case |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2135 |
We probably should have plead out. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2136 |
They're calling it a wrongful death. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2137 |
Life without parole. I wish I had better news. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2138 |
We can beat this. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2139 |
We might be over playing the "pain and suffering" bit ... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2140 |
I don't think 'it's inevitable' is a winning defense. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2141 |
Good news. One of the jurors is an undertaker. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2142 |
When I said you should hide your head in shame, I didn't expect you would take it literally. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2143 |
I recommend you take the plea bargain |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2144 |
We'll use your internet entrepreneur status in the character defense. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2145 |
Let's challenge Juror number four. Her grandma died recently. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
2146 |
You're in luck, they're seeking the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2147 |
Request a death sentence?Clever. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2148 |
This jury will not sympathize with 'a downtrodden black man in white gloves.' |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
2149 |
Just remember, you might be facing death...but so is the judge when he talks to you... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2150 |
I'm already on the dark side |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2151 |
Your situation looks grim but I'm guessing you're used to it. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2152 |
Wrongful death is really not a good way to boost your numbers |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2153 |
It's not meant as an insult. Around here death IS a penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2154 |
I'm glad you came, I didn't have a shot in this case. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2155 |
What's wrong with my tie? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2156 |
Well, at least we can be assured that Capital Punishment is off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2157 |
Will you be picking the jury or shall I? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2158 |
Whatever you do, don't bring out your scythe. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2159 |
Maybe we should settle out of court. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2160 |
Don’t do anything that might turn the jury against you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2161 |
All things considered, LIFE without parole is pretty generous. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2162 |
What do you mean by natural causes? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2163 |
We might have some trouble explaining the scythe found at the scene of the crime. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2164 |
in Under no circumstances do I want you to look directly at the jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2165 |
I don't think a change of venue would do you much good. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2166 |
They found the scythe, but there weren't any prints. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2167 |
I'm sure you do indeed find it comical to be told by the judge that your case looks grim - but I really do need you to focus right now. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2168 |
They're not going to care if it's your job, it's still tampering. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2169 |
Try not to show any emotion. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2170 |
This is a murder case. You need to show more emotion. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2171 |
Please don't take this the wrong way, but I feel that your representation in my death penalty case is not in my best interest. I am going to ask for a new lawyer. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2172 |
It would help your case if you smiled! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2173 |
Have a snickers when court recesses...you're not you when your hungry. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2174 |
I don't like where this is headed. What do you think? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2175 |
Whatever you do, don't look up. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2176 |
I'll open with Dante. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2177 |
As your lawyer, I'm advising you, don't take the stand. Didn't you see the OJ movie? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2178 |
Because you're a family friend I'll do it pro bono |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2179 |
Gotta say, these are the most amicable divorce proceedings I've witnessed! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2180 |
I'd say your case has all kinds of holes in it. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2181 |
He's offering you life.....I'd take it. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2182 |
If we lose this, the judge'll recommend the life penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2183 |
Good work. They’re looking for a scythe instead of a 38. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2184 |
No, I won't tell the judge her time is almost up. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2185 |
Their case is strong. Brace yourself: You may get life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2186 |
Relax. No jury would dare find you guilty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2187 |
So getting you a Life sentence would be a good thing. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2188 |
It's all good. Ted Cruz is going to come in and sit next to you so you won't look so creepy. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2189 |
Don't worry. Everyone knows you are certain. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2190 |
The jury room is off limits. Eat you lunch at recess in the hall. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2191 |
Given your history, citing diminished responsibility might not be the best way forward. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2192 |
Bad news, the prosecution is asking for a life sentence. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2193 |
Help me. I do not approve of capital punishment. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2194 |
How would you feel about a sentence of life without parole? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2195 |
Yes, it's called a "wrongful death" case, but could you try to take it a little less personally? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2196 |
I think you and I have a different definition of hung jury |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2197 |
I'm sorry Mr. Reaper, "You were just doing your job" is not a defense we can win with. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2198 |
Yes, I'm certain that these are my taxes...why? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2199 |
How do we plead if everything you say is a lie? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2200 |
The optics aren't working in your favor. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2201 |
First thing, lose the hoodie. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2202 |
At least we don't need to worry about the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2203 |
I told you, lose the hoodie. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2204 |
In my estimation, it's unlikely you'll get life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2205 |
I swear I have New York values and I didn't vote for Cruze |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2206 |
Please....no more jokes about a 'hung jury'. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2207 |
Just because that particular sentence is named after you doesn't mean we're doomed from the start. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2208 |
In the event that it's even possible, be sure to never make eye contact with any juror. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2209 |
Yes, I know you're usually the penalty, but you've angered the wrong people this time. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2210 |
All things considered, I'd advise you not to testify. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2211 |
I don't think they'll push for the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2212 |
I think you lost the jury when you ended with "Have a nice day." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2213 |
Can we get Scalia back, just until November? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2214 |
It's not looking good, is it? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2215 |
So, am I defending you as the Grim Reaper or the Grim Rapper? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2216 |
The whole "'till death do us part" thing didn't seem to work so well for us this time. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2217 |
Now, don't do anything stupid. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2218 |
Hopefully you can get credit for time served. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2219 |
Really, what you do is indefensible, but I'll try. |
1.2500 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2220 |
I know it hurts your brand, but we should consider the manslaughter plea. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2221 |
The outcome looks grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2222 |
It's a hung jury...literally. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2223 |
I told you business casual! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2224 |
I say its worth the risk. If the Scythe is too short, they can't possibly convict you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2225 |
All I'm saying is that the hoodie looks menacing, Karl. Would it have killed you to put on a suit like I asked? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2226 |
Our case looks grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2227 |
The Jury finds the defendant, Death, guilty of the murder of 93 billion people. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2228 |
They would like to know where you were between 1665 and 1666. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2229 |
That's not really a fitting punishment for jay walking. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2230 |
Ironic. They're seeking the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2231 |
"Yes ironically a "hung jury " would be in our favor. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2232 |
The offer is"Death without the possibility of parole". |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
2233 |
Please tell me you didn't hang the jury. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
2234 |
But it just isn't happening at the other campaign rallies. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2235 |
Best case scenario; you'll get life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2236 |
You can't give up now. My wife just took out a million-dollar life insurance policy. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2237 |
No Justice Scalia, you can not vote on this one. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2238 |
Just let me do all the talking. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2239 |
Yeah, but they'll kill you on cross. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2240 |
Somehow I don't think this is the best way to avoid suspicion, governor. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2241 |
The judge said that feeling hollow inside is not an adequate defense. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2242 |
What do you mean, "they can't identify me because I'm faceless", that's HOW they identified you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2243 |
My shrink tells me that they are naming the new syndrome after me! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2244 |
Contrary to your objections, I still intend to argue for life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2245 |
Remember, we want the jury to like you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2246 |
They're obviously going to have a tough time implementing capital punishment without your cooperation, but there's no getting around the fact that you really have taken a lot of lives. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2247 |
Bad news. They're going for the life sentence. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2248 |
So you're saying I could get life for this? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2249 |
Don't look any juror in the eye. And it would help if you could be a little less grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2250 |
Remember, it's not a hoodie, it's an expression of your religious freedom. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2251 |
Your choice of clothing will not help our case. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2252 |
Just try to look innocent. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
2253 |
Can you work work with me here? I'm not asking for tears, but we're doomed unless you can come up with a contrite expression. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2254 |
"Self-defence" may be a very tough sell. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2255 |
OK, usually it's good to make eye contact with the jurors.............. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
2256 |
You would be too grim on the stand. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2257 |
I'm thinking the death penalty would be win-win. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2258 |
...and if I loose your case? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2259 |
A death sentence will not change your life in any way. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2260 |
Normally, I'd counsel you to take the life sentence offered. But it does not become you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2261 |
Keep the scythe hidden, and try to be a little less grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2262 |
Look kindly. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2263 |
I'm sorry—it looks like a life sentence. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2264 |
That's not exactly the dark suit I had in mind for you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2265 |
You'd rather get the death penalty and not a life sentence? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2266 |
death becomes you but let's not rush it. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2267 |
You can take that off now. They 've taken the death penalty off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2268 |
The whistleblower defense might have worked...but that was before you went and killed Scalia. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2269 |
I always knew this job would kill me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2270 |
I recommend you plead the fifth. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2271 |
They think that you should have had the foresight to not look in the rear view mirror. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2272 |
Well, he is known as "The Hanging Judge". |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2273 |
It looks like you are going to have pay those taxes |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2274 |
Just sign on the line and I'm fully insured? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2275 |
It's a you penalty case. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2276 |
This must be serious. You sent a partner instead of an associate. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2277 |
I'm dying to hear the verdict. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2278 |
Inevitability is not a defense. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2279 |
The judge won't accept the "trying to find yourself" defense. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2280 |
When you're on the stand, try to look affable and fun-loving. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2281 |
D.A.claims your alibi "sounds hollow" ! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2282 |
Did my mother -in -law send you |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2283 |
I think you're being a little overdramatic—it's just a parking ticket. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2284 |
If you want to win this thing please be not proud. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2285 |
Face it. The verdict may be grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2286 |
Your prospects of winning are grim....unless it's a hung jury |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2287 |
The jury will like you better if you wear a suit and tie |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2288 |
I don't think they can produce any witnesses. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2289 |
And then you say, "Tobacco? What's that?" |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2290 |
So, you actually weren't wearing a hoodie that night? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2291 |
You better let me do the talking. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2292 |
Ok, we're going to introduce you as an 'expert witness' in your field.... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2293 |
Maybe if you pull the hood back you'll appear less demonic to the jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2294 |
My client would like to plead not guilty by reason of nihilism. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2295 |
No, you can't reap a hung jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2296 |
The ruling is final; you will be replaced by 2017 |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2297 |
Tomorrow, wear a suit. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2298 |
Let's not kid ourselves, the IRS is a tough opponent. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2299 |
I hope we get a liberal jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2300 |
My objection was overruled. Your turn. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2301 |
Look Mr. Reaper, we can't just keep using the old "it's my job" defense... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2302 |
You WANT the death sentence? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2303 |
So you thought he said "today" rather than "not today"? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2304 |
''You need to wipe the smile off your face.'' |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2305 |
I don't know, I've never asked for the death sentence before. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2306 |
I can't promise that you won't get life |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2307 |
The prosecution is going for eternal damnation but I'll plead it down to being a super delegate at the Republican convention. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2308 |
No, I don't think using the untimely death of Mildred Potter as an alibi will help your case. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2309 |
Some bad news, your alibi is alive. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2310 |
If we get an acquittal, you will have cheated, well, yourself. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2311 |
This time, don't hang the jury until after they announce the verdict. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2312 |
Try to look remorseful. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2313 |
As your lawyer, I recommend the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2314 |
No, I already told you. I couldn't find any character witnesses. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2315 |
Don't worry, we've got a jury to die for. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2316 |
Remember your in the witness protection program. Don't give your real name. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2317 |
The devil made me do it! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2318 |
What happens if the sentence is life imprisonment? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2319 |
They found the scythe. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2320 |
You've got nothing to worry about---this state doesn't have a Death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2321 |
I'll try my best, but that's a load of parking tickets. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2322 |
Once again, that you only hired the hit man is not a viable defense. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2323 |
For the last time, pleading "death sentence" is not an option! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2324 |
OK. Check that. Maybe don't look the jury in the eye. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2325 |
they will ask you to state your full name for the record |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2326 |
When I get close to you, I can hear the ocean. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2327 |
What did you say would happen if I don't get a reduction in your alimony? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2328 |
Remember, witness protection can be withdrawn at the judge's discretion... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2329 |
Though in your case, 'life' might be a good thing. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2330 |
Just so we're clear — in this room, you leave the soul-sucking to me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2331 |
I know you're facing the death penalty, but in your case I think we can risk a jury trial. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2332 |
Ask the judge if you can approach, maybe it'll sway him. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2333 |
So as you can see, your Honor, my client, who shall remain faceless, could not have been at the scene of the crime. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2334 |
You do know "kill me now" is just a figure of speech, right? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2335 |
Do you have your voter I.D. card with you? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2336 |
I can't believe the outcome of this case is a life or death matter for you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2337 |
You know, this whole case hinges on the jury being able to see what you're really made of. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2338 |
Don't say anything about your plans for tonight. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2339 |
We'll stipulate your scythe is a deadly weapon. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2340 |
Absolutely not! No threats to the prosecutor. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2341 |
"I was just doing my job" is not going to be a winning defense. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2342 |
I think I can get you eternity without parole. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2343 |
Sorry, but I usually don't recommend the death penalty for petty theft. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2344 |
In a word, grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2345 |
Don't worry... I have a Plan B. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2346 |
Don't look so grim. I'm sure I can get you off with just the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2347 |
This may be a rough go. The judge is pro-life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2348 |
If only we could stop the next witness from testifying. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2349 |
Be sure to make eye contact with the jurors. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2350 |
According to my file, the prosecution rests tomorrow. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2351 |
I'm going to try and get the death penalty off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2352 |
Wear a tie, take the fifth. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2353 |
I assume avoiding the death penalty isn't a priority. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2354 |
The jury's here... look innocent. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2355 |
By the way, I really wouldn't mind if you chose to go "pro se." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2356 |
ECHO ... Echo ... echo ... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2357 |
I'm here for you. This is Texas! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2358 |
Remember, "The pending legislation does NOT create death panels." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2359 |
I though we agree you would smile |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2360 |
The death penalty is not usually considered a reward here. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2361 |
Try not to give the jury a blank stare. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2362 |
You should take life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2363 |
I hate to tell you this, but you don't have a "chance in hell"of being acquitted. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2364 |
It seems counter-intuitive but a death sentence is not actually in your favor. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2365 |
I don't think I can sell the jury on, "Come on baby(Don't fear the reaper.)" |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2366 |
Would it have killed you to wear a coat and tie? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2367 |
Please stop referring to it as the "you penalty". |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2368 |
We'll plea-bargain for death. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2369 |
Wear gloves when you place your hand on the bible. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
2370 |
Really ? This again. I told you I am not going to call you Mr. Grim Reaper. Just Mr. Reaper. It works better with juries and I think is just sounds more professional. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2371 |
Sorry, this crime doesn't qualify for a death sentence. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2372 |
Off the record, does that come in a pinstripe? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2373 |
The recess is just until your face grows back. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2374 |
I’m pretty sure we can’t ask for the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2375 |
The judge wants to know what your reaction to a death penalty would be? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2376 |
Sorry. No body, no habeus corpus. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2377 |
Yes, senatorial confirmation is scary but I still think you should give them your name. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2378 |
Soon you will be free to show your face. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2379 |
I thought we agreed on a navy suit. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2380 |
Just don't make eye contact with the jurors. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2381 |
Unfortunately, I'm having trouble getting in touch with your alibi. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2382 |
What about juror no. 666? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2383 |
Juror number seven? Tonight? Wow, what are the odds? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2384 |
This is a civil case. We can only ask for monetary damages. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2385 |
Do not pull out the scythe when you're being cross-examined. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2386 |
You have a right to remain silent. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2387 |
Not to worry. Your face doesn't show up on any of the security cameras. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2388 |
Being dead is usually a good alibi. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2389 |
No. They're not sentencing you to "just be yourself." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2390 |
And don't forget, whatever you do don't look the jury in the eye. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2391 |
Look, Death, the hoodie’s not helping your case here. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2392 |
Remember to look the jury in the eye. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2393 |
That necktie makes you look too sinister. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2394 |
You couldn't find a nice suit and button down shirt to wear? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2395 |
I think the jury would buy that you lost your head. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2396 |
Mr. Reaper, there is still the outstanding issue of your bill. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2397 |
The verbal contract does state "til death do us part". |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2398 |
Yes, but the irony of your getting the death penalty would be amazing. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2399 |
We all have a job to do, |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2400 |
I told you to get a new suit ! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2401 |
Relax! There's no way they'll be able to make a positive ID. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2402 |
I think we should cop a plea and hope for the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2403 |
You may want to lose the hoodie. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2404 |
Now try to look cheerful. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2405 |
So, you say you were at your club playing squash. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2406 |
I think we'll go with the 'I was just doing my job' defense. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2407 |
Yes. Definitely no witnesses. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2408 |
It's admissible as a dying declaration |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2409 |
If a jury can find O.J. innocent, I'm sure you'll be fine. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2410 |
Jury selection is not going well. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2411 |
Their case is kaput once the DA's witness has to ID you! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2412 |
Remember Eye Contact |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2413 |
It's a slam dunk. This state has no death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2414 |
Let's opt for the death penalty. It'll give us grounds for appeal. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2415 |
We're going to plead insanity. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2416 |
What exactly do you mean, "bored to death"? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2417 |
The it's-my-job defense has no legal precedent." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2418 |
Fortunately, the death penalty is off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2419 |
You're losing face! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2420 |
Yes, things look grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2421 |
The best I can get you is life without parole. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2422 |
It's better for our case that you agreed to leave the scythe at home. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2423 |
I'm sure the prosecution will not go for the death penalty, it would be redundant. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2424 |
Cheer up-- the death penalty is off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2425 |
That's not exactly what 'hung jury' means, but I still think it's our best chance. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2426 |
From one lawyer to another..... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2427 |
I'm feeling sort of grim about the verdict. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2428 |
Say what you always say. Tell them exactly what happens. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2429 |
You're my legal aid attorney? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2430 |
It might work to your benefit if we say you own a startup company. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2431 |
You understand that life is not an option, in prison or anywhere else. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2432 |
You're not-guilty-self is going to be much more helpful here. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2433 |
This judge is reasonable. I think we can plea bargain the charges from 110 billion counts down to 80 billion or so... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2434 |
I'm going to win this case if it's the last thing I do. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2435 |
I am worried about the way you are dressed before a conservative judge. He normally rules against men wearing nail polish. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2436 |
Lucky for you, we don't have the death penalty here. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2437 |
If you cooperate, they'll take you off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
2438 |
We need the jury on your side. Relax, smile, and stop killing them. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2439 |
I want to win one of these before I die. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2440 |
It's very important - for both of us- you learn to pronounce "mesothelioma." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2441 |
No, I do not think you have one of those faces people trust. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2442 |
The IRS will never collect- its either Death OR taxes. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2443 |
To this jury, you're not death incarnate, you're just a white guy with a hoodie - you'll be fine. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2444 |
Don't worry about it. They can't even spell "scythe". |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2445 |
If they give you a life sentence, try not to laugh. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2446 |
I get it, 'Death and Taxes'! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2447 |
We plan to appeal on the grounds that you cannot be sentenced to yourself. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2448 |
Darn it, I really shouldn't have jaywalked. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2449 |
You may be a good teacher, but you still killed all your students. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2450 |
You call that your smile? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2451 |
You know on the stand, you'll have to bare your soul |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2452 |
Have you got a nice suit? This is a tough jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2453 |
Eventually, you know, they'll want to de-pose you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2454 |
It helps that you're active in the community. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2455 |
He wants a stay of execution. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2456 |
Don't worry, the worst you can get is death. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2457 |
Please stop pointing at the jurors. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2458 |
Gassed or electrocuted ? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2459 |
It doesn't look good. Instead of the death penalty, they're offering life in prison. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2460 |
I've got to be honest...your case is looking grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2461 |
They don't take kindly to hoodies in the courtroom. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2462 |
I guess you don't have a problem with the Death Penalty here. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2463 |
OK. So you'll take the Fifth. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2464 |
Their facial-recognition evidence is pretty thin. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2465 |
Yeah, it's the truth, but saying "No one here gets out alive" does nothing for your defence. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2466 |
Your chances look grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2467 |
Are you sure you're disclosing everything? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2468 |
ALL of them? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2469 |
She wants the scythe, too. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2470 |
I really don't think the chair is such a bad result. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2471 |
I'm thinking hung jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2472 |
Look straight ahead and don't worry about any eyewitnesses. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2473 |
Remember, our relationship is strictly privileged and confidential. But after this is over I expect to never, ever see you again. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2474 |
I know that is the name you prefer and have always gone by but I feel it prejudices the jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2475 |
I'm not worried if YOU get the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2476 |
They call me the Grim Briefer. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2477 |
The cloak is not helping your case. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2478 |
You don't have much color and a neck tie would have been nice |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2479 |
No fingerprints on the sickle, right? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2480 |
Now they've got some character witness who says you hustled him at chess. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2481 |
They can't see past the hoodie. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2482 |
O.K!, O.K!, pro bono it is. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2483 |
Your mouthwash ain't cuttin it! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2484 |
Not sure they'll think the death penalty plea will make it even. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2485 |
The "Force" is with you... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2486 |
Hung jury, not hanged jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2487 |
No witness. No DNA. No case! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2488 |
And please stop telling me things are looking grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2489 |
Keep your mouth shut, that hood up and let me do the talking |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2490 |
You will need to convince the jury that you're sorry and will never do it again. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2491 |
I should have mentioned my fees earlier--$500 an hour, and eternal life. And I get the scythe if we win. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2492 |
Dave, I think this is the right moment to tell you that I've been having an affair with your wife. But I'm going to have to fire you again. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2493 |
At least you won't need to worry about the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2494 |
What do you mean you don't believe in the death penalty? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2495 |
The court won't accept the name "Grim Reaper. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2496 |
I'm telling you, you have to face the facts. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2497 |
Then again, maybe we should have stuck with the jumpsuit. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2498 |
There's no getting around this. You're going to have to put your hand on the Bible. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2499 |
So I think we stay with the hood. Yes, the judge hates it, but juror number 3 keeps smiling at you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2500 |
I keep telling you . . . the prosecution has six nuns who saw you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2501 |
Trust me! If the court can turn a corporation into a person, it can turn you into one, too. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2502 |
Does my elbow touching your elbow count as me being dead? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2503 |
I'd say your prospects look grim. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2504 |
Death Penalty? Really? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2505 |
Ok, I got them to take the You Penalty off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2506 |
I'd actually recommend not making eye contact. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2507 |
I'm not sure that a plea of "not guilty" is your best bet. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2508 |
Unfortunately, they abolished the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2509 |
Now, when you ask if the death penalty is an option, how exactly do you mean that? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2510 |
It's going to be hard to get a fair jury in Miami |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2511 |
I know you are homesick, but you can't get the death penalty for speeding! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2512 |
You are lucky. Death has not been outlawed in this state. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2513 |
Wouldn't you rather take the penalty that's named after you? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2514 |
Let me guess, you never settle either. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2515 |
Well, one thing's for certain, there's no possibility of a death penalty verdict |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2516 |
Just remember, you're the one who was cheated. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2517 |
I thought we agreed on sweater vest with button down and tie. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2518 |
I think we should ask for life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2519 |
Your Honor, Death pleads Guilty to tax evasion. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2520 |
Well at least death is off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2521 |
At least the death penalty is off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2522 |
I told you three times, the DA won't agree to the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2523 |
"Cross my heart and hope to die" isn't going to cut it. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2524 |
It's not looking good. Throw a kiss to Juror #6. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2525 |
I know you don't do bargains but would you make an exception for this plea? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2526 |
We've only a ghost of a chance. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2527 |
Of course, you are aware of the what the maximum penalty would be. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2528 |
Your case isn't as grim as it looks. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2529 |
I think the scythe is what killed us. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2530 |
Look, I can buy you some time, but you're gonna have to pay those back taxes. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2531 |
I told you this job was soul-sucking. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2532 |
I don't think we have to worry about the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2533 |
Did you have to wear that? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2534 |
When the plaintiff takes the stand, try to avoid eye contact. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2535 |
Yes, I know what happens if we lose. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2536 |
I will not let you speak in your own defense, Mr Reaper. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2537 |
Ok. Now, remember. The key is to make sure you don't get life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2538 |
I think I can get the judge to agree to a 10-to-life sentence. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2539 |
Change of venue? To where? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2540 |
But really, would the death sentence be so bad? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2541 |
It doesn't look good but at least there's no death penalty in this state. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2542 |
In your case the death penalty is beyond ironic. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2543 |
It's just that the hood has sort of a connotation. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2544 |
Your scythe may only be symbolic, but it is admissible. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2545 |
I asked you not to wear your hoodie to court. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2546 |
Well, we're not in Silicon Valley. Here you look like the Unabomber. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2547 |
I suggest we plead diminished reaponsibility. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2548 |
No Mr. Reaper ,with your record a deadlocked jury is highly unlikely . |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2549 |
By the way, I wouldn't mention anything about that large scythe of yours... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2550 |
Trust me, nolo contendere in civil court. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2551 |
Don't worry. The life penalty is not legal in this state. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2552 |
Nothing is certain in tax cases. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2553 |
Your case is looking grim, Mr. Reaper |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2554 |
Stop staring at the jury -- there are no more alternates. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2555 |
Thanks for your vote of confidence. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2556 |
Something tells me you know which way the jury is leaning. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2557 |
In this case, the death penalty is not a good thing. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2558 |
So you think self defense is the best way to go here? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2559 |
No matter how many souls you've already taken-- deny, deny, deny, & plead "not guilty." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2560 |
Well, it's better than yesterday's SS uniform. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2561 |
Remember, we have to let the jury see the real you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2562 |
No...."Death Penalty" isn't an insult. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2563 |
I think I can get it down to manslaughter. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2564 |
Okay, so remember to smile at the jury |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2565 |
Try to look earnest, but not too earnest. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2566 |
Gee Rob, I'm glad it's not your sense of humor that's on trial here. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2567 |
That would be a *hanged* jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2568 |
Yes, 'Habeas Corpus' is Latin for "you shall have the body," but they don't mean it literally. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2569 |
Don't mention your occupation. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2570 |
Just take it as face value! I think we can win this case. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2571 |
Don't look so grim! Reap trials almost always come down to he said, she said. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2572 |
Wait. You want me to ask FOR the death sentence? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2573 |
This should be a breeze - all my other clients are faceless corporations... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2574 |
I suggest an Alford plea. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2575 |
Naw, trust me on this one - let's leave your sickle in the car. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2576 |
I'll try to get the death penalty off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2577 |
I know you feel cheated, but demanding the death penalty in this case is, frankly, absurd. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2578 |
You cannot ask for the death penalty for your traffic citation. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2579 |
Yes, so these claims go all the way back to the beginning of time; it turns out there is no statute of limitations for what you did. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2580 |
They want to know where your body's buried. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2581 |
Consider yourself dead |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2582 |
In my youth "The Invisible Man " was wrapped in bandages!!!!! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2583 |
I suggest you take the Fifth. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2584 |
She'll return your scythe in exchange for her The Walking Dead DVDs. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2585 |
If you don't testify, you might get the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2586 |
I wont lie to you..things look pretty grim. Do you have something else you could wear to court? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2587 |
Well..do I even have time to finish this brief? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2588 |
The judge thinks it is a hollow argument |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2589 |
You didn't do yourself any favors with that cologne. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2590 |
Looks like you're getting You |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2591 |
They can't touch you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2592 |
Mr. Death, as expected, they're asking for the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2593 |
They're going to push for the you sentence. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2594 |
I'm sorry, but it seems that you are still liable despite being dead. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2595 |
It's just like we practiced: "Not that I recall." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2596 |
Why so grim? They gave you life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2597 |
I don't know if the death sentence is viable in Judge Judy. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2598 |
Yes, I understand that a life sentence is not your first choice. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2599 |
In your case, capital punishment may not apply |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2600 |
Reaper, you can have your scythe back after court. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2601 |
Death penalty. Didn't see that one coming'. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2602 |
If it's any consolation, I believe you're innocent. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2603 |
When I put you on the stand, just don't look at the jurors. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2604 |
I'm certain taxes will be here. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2605 |
I don't care what you have on your business cards, for this trial you will be known as Billy Reaper. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2606 |
I may have to tell you something GRIM. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2607 |
I think you are a little premature. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2608 |
You can't convict what you can't see . Worth a try. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2609 |
I think we can avoid the death penalty if you promise not to do it again. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2610 |
Reaper has an eco-feel to it, but the grim as got to go. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2611 |
Look, it's a no win situation here. She picked you out of a lineup. Plead guilty or go to trial....either way, we're all dead! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2612 |
Just to make sure I understand you, are you hoping the jury reached a Death Penalty verdict? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2613 |
When you take the stand, tell them how the whole thing left you mortified. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2614 |
In this case, the death penalty is basically just house arrest. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2615 |
Fortunately, they weren't able to lift any fingerprints off the scythe. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2616 |
Trust me: You'll kill up there. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2617 |
Of course I believe you |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2618 |
I suggest a little fire and brimstone in your closing remarks. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2619 |
You probably could've gotten away with it if you didn't post those photos on Instagram. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2620 |
We discussed this. You're not testifying. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2621 |
Tell me... are you absolutely certain? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2622 |
No, you do not get to 'help with the hangings' if it's a hung jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2623 |
I've researched your case thoroughly and find that I can no longer defend your actions. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2624 |
Quit putting the death penalty back on this table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2625 |
When you ID the perpetrator it'd be best not to point. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2626 |
What do you mean, you always win? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2627 |
So how do you feel about the color orange? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2628 |
Yes, there is a chance that it'll be a hung jury. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2629 |
And remember, I've never had a client with a rap like yours. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2630 |
You may get life for killing that chess player. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2631 |
You could've at least put on a tie. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2632 |
At least there's no death penalty! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2633 |
next time leave a witness |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2634 |
I'm worried that the prosecution will be asking for the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2635 |
It would really help if you lost the hoodie. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2636 |
It is going to be easier if you confess. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2637 |
They're having trouble finding a jury of your peers. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2638 |
I told you to wear the blue suit. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2639 |
I'll go after her on Benghazi and the emails. If that doesn't work, you're up. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2640 |
Death was the best I could do but I thought you'd be ok with that. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2641 |
Relax, you had to leave your scythe at the metal detector. Now, you're just a random guy in a hoodie. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2642 |
If you plead guilty, they'll drop the death sentence. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2643 |
I don't think you will be getting a jury of your peers. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2644 |
Well, I guess the death penalty is off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2645 |
Frankly, you've got the face of a killer. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2646 |
I'm the lawyer. I make the closing statement. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2647 |
I said it was best to look grim during a homicide defense, not look like the grim reaper. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2648 |
Don't worry. You won't get life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2649 |
We've discussed this already, that would be considered Jury tampering. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2650 |
Try not to touch anyone else on the way to the stand. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2651 |
Five 99-year sentences, running consecutively, sounds harsh, but I doubt you're in more than 70 years tops. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2652 |
it's not looking good... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2653 |
I WANT A DIFFERENT LAWYER. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2654 |
This is not what I meant when I said I needed a dramatic closing. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2655 |
Apparently you can't stand your ground with a scythe. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2656 |
I told you that black hoodies don't play well with juries. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2657 |
Stop snickering. The death penalty is a real thing. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2658 |
Worse case scenario, it won't be cruel and unusual for you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2659 |
I hope you don't think I'm doing this pro bono just to get on your good side? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2660 |
Keep in mind: O.J. was acquitted. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2661 |
Bad news, they gave you Life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2662 |
So we're going to challenge eyewitness identification? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2663 |
You of all people should have known that taxes are inevitable! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2664 |
I hear the jury is pro-life. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
2665 |
Well, at least we know the prosecution wont't seek the death penalty... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2666 |
No... I'm afraid it's life... without parole! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2667 |
try to look on the bright side |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2668 |
We'll argue the death penalty is a conflict of interest. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2669 |
Anything you say may be used against you in the afterlife. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2670 |
They're willing to take the death penalty off the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2671 |
And don't bring up 'death panels' again. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2672 |
Lets face it, no pun intended, things look grim Mr. Reaper. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2673 |
You got anything in there that could pass for charm? The jury hates you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2674 |
Why are you always so grim about everything?? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2675 |
Remember, he was already dead when you got there. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2676 |
It's the state that asks for the death penalty, not the defense. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2677 |
Bad news - they're offering life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2678 |
It doesn't really matter, right? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2679 |
A hoodie! Couldn't you wear something else? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2680 |
As an expert witness try smiling less. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2681 |
No, I don't think carrying out the death penalty will be part of your community service. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2682 |
Nobody's ever tried to plea-bargain for the death penalty! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2683 |
You should be happy the charges were reduced to manslaughter. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2684 |
You should be more worried about the tax evasion charge. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2685 |
Duck? No, I ordered chicken. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2686 |
This really seems like Double Jeopardy. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2687 |
Let's stay real here - And that means no more 'ghost-of-a-chance' opinions. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2688 |
How do you feel about capital punishment? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2689 |
You're sure you're not guilty? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2690 |
Since this is your first trial for the firm, I will tell you when to go for the kill. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2691 |
I'm sorry the verdict didn't allow you to save face. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2692 |
Look, we can plea down to misdemeanor possession of a scythe, but I can't do anything about the murder charges. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2693 |
The eye witness could be a problem. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2694 |
Leave the objections to me, ok? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2695 |
I got you a backstage pass to the Justin Bieber concert. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2696 |
You're looking at the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2697 |
"It will go better if you don't say "over your dead body" to the judge again. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2698 |
The average age of the jury is 85. What do YOU think the chance of your getting a favorable verdict are? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2699 |
They'll have a hard time convicting without a scythe. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2700 |
I think we should be focusing on bigger issues, but the answer to your question is ‘yes’ – if you're cleared of all charges, they will very likely return your scythe. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2701 |
How many billable hours do I have left? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2702 |
I say we ask for the death sentence, with time off for good behavior. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2703 |
Don't worry. The numbers are on your side. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2704 |
Don't worry if we lose. They keep calling it a penalty but it'll feel more like a slap on the wrist. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2705 |
I'm not sure that your claim that you are the Grim Reaper is going to clear you of a murder one charge. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2706 |
Yes, it would appear that there is a third certainty when you wear a hoodie on the streets of America |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2707 |
Let me be clear about this...even if I lose this case, I still retain possession of my soul |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2708 |
Seriously, let me do the talking. No one has ever beaten Death. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2709 |
Good news! Their eye witness testimony might be a problem. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2710 |
Don't take this the wrong way, but I saw this coming. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2711 |
Don't worry, there's no death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2712 |
You couldn't have worn a suit? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2713 |
Fortunately the judge has a macabre sense of humor. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2714 |
Sorry, evenen though you're Death, you still can't escape taxes... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2715 |
They can't find the bodies you buried, but they've got you on tax evasion. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2716 |
First off, I'll only refer to you as 'Mr. Grim.' |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2717 |
I advise you to plea, "Let me be me." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2718 |
"Maybe you shouldn't wear that on the witness stand." ' |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2719 |
Unless you're thinking of penalizing yourself, they're bluffing. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2720 |
Fidel who? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2721 |
Unfortunately, this is not a death penalty state. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2722 |
I'm sorry, looks like it's going to be the life penalty... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2723 |
I knew the public defender would be the death of me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2724 |
You could get life. It's unfortunate, but you have to appreciate the irony |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2725 |
you'd have to admit, these cases are becoming more grim |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2726 |
I don't think I can get you off. But we can avoid the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2727 |
I think we can plea bargain for the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2728 |
I can't touch that Bible. You know that, right? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2729 |
Keep a poker face, the jury will be watching. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2730 |
I'm not sure "he was at peace with it" is our best defense. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2731 |
So, you are telling me that the death penalty would be a complement? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2732 |
Now you'll have to show a face to the case. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2733 |
Bad news--you got the death penalty. Good news--that's a conflict of interest. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2734 |
If all else fails, challenge the Judge to a game of chess. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2735 |
I guess we don't have to worry about the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2736 |
Please, please, please, if he mentions "The Death Sentence," try not to laugh. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2737 |
Don't worry, I'm a tax attorney. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2738 |
We'll just tell them you have a great track record filing habeus corpus. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2739 |
Don't worry. Reaping is totally legal. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2740 |
Wait, I'M just an empty suit? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2741 |
so tell me about your depression |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2742 |
We'd be in better shape if you hadn't taken Scalia. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2743 |
Between you and me, it's hard defending someone who brings a scythe into the courtroom... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2744 |
All things considered, 30 years isn't so bad. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2745 |
Why strike him? Seriously, "Angel" isn't that uncommon of a name in this community. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2746 |
I'm death. That's what you want nme to go with? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2747 |
Are you still there? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2748 |
The jury sent out a note asking what the death penalty would mean in your case. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2749 |
Well, yeah, I probably could get a plea deal for manslaughter. But with tens of billions of counts, the sentence would still be quite a kick in the pants. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2750 |
The Prosecutor is asking for a life sentence. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2751 |
That's what you're wearing? Work with me here. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2752 |
Remember. You have the right to remain silent. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2753 |
Sorry, "It was their time" is not a valid defense. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2754 |
So we'll ask for clemency. They've got you dead to rights on that shell game business. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2755 |
Did you just call me an 'empty suit'? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2756 |
Taxes? Are you certain? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2757 |
It's not your fault, she was a heavy sleeper. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2758 |
What do you mean, you were framed ? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2759 |
They want to know if Grim Reaper is an alias? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2760 |
I know it's ironic, but they're giving you life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2761 |
Yes, I suppose the death penalty would be redundant. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2762 |
Do you appreciate the irony of my plea bargaining in exchange for 'life'? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2763 |
Yes, it does look different from this side of the table Mr. Scalia. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2764 |
They don't understand that you would welcome the death penalty. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2765 |
It's about the hoodie. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |