Contest #517


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Voting started 2016-04-11
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Number of captions 7782
Number of responses 59717
Number of participants 2041


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Who'd have thought they'd get you for tax evasion. 2.3913 0.17490 23 5 4 14
1 It's probably unethical for me to say this, but I think we have a better shot if you take out jurors four and seven. 2.3889 0.20031 18 4 3 11
2 Just don't laugh when they talk about the death penalty. 2.2778 0.21090 18 5 3 10
3 Stop it. They'll just keep bringing in a new judge. 2.2500 0.21409 16 4 4 8
4 It looked like you convinced the older jurors. 2.2143 0.23855 14 4 3 7
5 Saying it was his appointed day is not going to get you off 2.1875 0.24527 16 6 1 9
6 You just killed your chance for an acquittal. 2.1538 0.27377 13 5 1 7
7 Any priors? 2.1538 0.24926 13 4 3 6
8 Your priors are going to be a problem. 2.1429 0.25370 14 5 2 7
9 If we lose this case, where does that leave me? 2.0909 0.25062 11 3 4 4
10 No- I decide which jurors to eliminate 2.0909 0.21125 11 2 6 3
11 I'll try to get you the death penalty. 2.0909 0.28459 11 4 2 5
12 Remember, she was already dead when you arrived. 2.0909 0.21125 11 2 6 3
13 Are you absolutely certain you don't have any more skeletons in your closet? 2.0909 0.21125 11 2 6 3
14 The judge has disappeared. Anything you want to tell me? 2.0909 0.25062 11 3 4 4
15 I defend politicians; this will be easy. 2.0909 0.25062 11 3 4 4
16 We're going with the "it was their time" defense. 2.0769 0.21066 13 3 6 4
17 I'm afraid they'll give you life. 2.0769 0.26461 13 5 2 6
18 I'll plead you down from grim reaping to simple reaping. 2.0769 0.23916 13 4 4 5
19 It's the jury of your peers that worries me. 2.0769 0.23916 13 4 4 5
20 Don't worry. We were able to dig up a couple of witnesses. 2.0769 0.23916 13 4 4 5
21 Nobody avoids taxes. 2.0000 0.37796 8 4 0 4
22 I keep telling you, "It's what I do," is not a viable defense. 2.0000 0.23570 9 2 5 2
23 I'm so sorry. You're facing life. 2.0000 0.33333 9 4 1 4
24 So you weren't identified in the lineup? 2.0000 0.26726 8 2 4 2
25 Relax, without the scythe they don't have a case. 2.0000 0.23570 9 2 5 2
26 They all seem anxious to cut a deal. 2.0000 0.25820 10 3 4 3
27 Without the scythe, they got nothing. 2.0000 0.30151 11 5 1 5
28 Finding a jury of your peers was hell. 2.0000 0.23355 11 3 5 3
29 'The good news is that, so far, no one can positively identify you". 2.0000 0.33333 9 4 1 4
30 Sure, a hung jury would be great for us. Why do you ask? 2.0000 0.30151 11 5 1 5
31 Remember, you were only doing your job. 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
32 ...a little unusual..the judge just asked for a little more time... 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
33 People have been cheating you for years, you're due compensation. 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
34 Mint? 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
35 It's been difficult to find a jury of your peers. 2.0000 0.33333 9 4 1 4
36 The prosecution wants life. 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
37 Not now--I'm in the middle of a big case. 2.0000 0.33333 10 5 0 5
38 Self-defense is going to be a tough sell. 2.0000 0.29814 10 4 2 4
39 Just so I'm clear, your alibi is you were killing someone else at the time of the murder? 2.0000 0.23355 11 3 5 3
40 No, I won't say "The defense rests in peace." 2.0000 0.29814 10 4 2 4
41 You're being sentenced to life. 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
42 What do you mean you're afraid of the death penalty? 2.0000 0.36515 6 2 2 2
43 Even you can't dodge taxes. 2.0000 0.26968 11 4 3 4
44 It's inevitable. You're gonna have to pay taxes. 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
45 What is it that you don't understand about habeas corpus? 2.0000 0.36515 6 2 2 2
46 I don't think self-defense is the way to go. 2.0000 0.33333 9 4 1 4
47 They are digging up a jury of your peers. 2.0000 0.30861 7 2 3 2
48 I thought I asked you to wear a tie... 2.0000 0.23570 9 2 5 2
49 Is this your first offense? 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
50 No, I'm afraid we can't plead inevitability. 2.0000 0.29814 10 4 2 4
51 No! Just saying"It was their time" won't work. 1.9000 0.23333 10 3 5 2
52 I might be able to get you life. 1.9000 0.27689 10 4 3 3
53 We can get a court order but I can't guarantee that the magazines will stop. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
54 If asked, you used the scythe for harvesting wheat. 1.8889 0.35136 9 5 0 4
55 Of course, you have the final say. 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
56 I don't think you're getting custody. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
57 Try to stop smiling every time he says 'death penalty'. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
58 I think we should enter a plea of inevitable. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
59 I'm assuming that you'll be fine with the death penalty. 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
60 It seems that all their witnesses are missing. Do you know anything about this? 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
61 For Chrissakes, stop looking jurors in the eye. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
62 We're unable to find a jury of your peers. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
63 Probably not a great idea to mention the scythe. 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
64 They still haven't found a motive. 1.8889 0.35136 9 5 0 4
65 Without the scythe I don’t think they have a case. 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
66 Try not to look proud. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
67 I don't think I can get you life. 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
68 You've hung all the jury. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
69 You may get life. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
70 You're sure nobody saw your face? 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
71 My advice? Plead the fifth. 1.8889 0.35136 9 5 0 4
72 You realize, if this goes badly, you may get life. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
73 Mr. Reaper, I'm afraid that "It was his time to go" is not a legal defense. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
74 I'm a lawyer...I sold my soul a long time ago. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
75 I'm not going to lie - things look pretty grim. 1.8889 0.20031 9 2 6 1
76 Ironically, you are looking at life 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
77 You want a change of venue? How's Pluto? Is Pluto good? 1.8889 0.20031 9 2 6 1
78 So your saying they got the wrong guy? Your Jim Reaper? 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
79 I know you are used to settling things out of court . . . 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
80 If they give you the death penalty, try not to do your happy dance. 1.8889 0.35136 9 5 0 4
81 We've got an excellent case--they have no witnesses. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
82 No, you don't get off if the judge dies. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
83 I should be able to get you off with a death sentence. 1.8750 0.22658 8 2 5 1
84 I advise we don't go for the "You Penalty" 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
85 How many skeletons do you have in your closet? 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
86 There's someone at my office I would like you to meet. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
87 Didn't I ask you to wear a tie? 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
88 The prosecutor's asking for life. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
89 Is there anyone who can corroborate your whereabouts who isn't dead? 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
90 The caselaw is unsettled as to what a life sentence means in your situation. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
91 I have to say things look pretty grim. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
92 For now, we'll leave getting the hung jury to me. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
93 I think you need to say more than, ' I was just doing my job.' 1.8750 0.22658 8 2 5 1
94 Unfortunately they just found the Scythe. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
95 Did you have something to do with the hung jury? 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
96 You're looking at life. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
97 Look, I'll do my best, but you should have paid your taxes. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
98 No, that's not what habeas corpus means. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
99 It's not going to help to tell them you invented the death sentence. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
100 Do me a favor, if the judge decides on the death penalty for you, don't giggle. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
101 The worst you can get is life. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
102 Where's the jury? 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
103 Try to avoid eye contact with the jury. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
104 When I said professional attire, I meant suit and tie. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
105 What the hell. Plead guilty. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
106 I am afraid you are looking at life without parole... 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
107 Bad news, you could get life. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
108 The judge would like to plea bargain with you. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
109 You really gotta stop showing up at the scene of the crime. 1.8750 0.22658 8 2 5 1
110 Honestly, your only chance of getting off these charges is winning an election to public office 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
111 I'm sorry, but "its my thing" is not a defense. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
112 I have to be honest, the outlook is grim. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
113 Tell the truth, you were just doing your job. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
114 The prosecutor says that if you don't accept a life term, he'll be seeking a death sentence... I'm not sure what that means here. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
115 That isn't what I meant by 'business attire.' 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
116 "Name" will be a problem. "Occupation" will be worse. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
117 We can always say you had a tough childhood 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
118 It's a parking ticket. You can't ask for the death penalty. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
119 Remember, you showed him to the gates of Hell, but he walked through by himself. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
120 On the bright side, the penalty is named in your honor. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
121 Juries can be tough on repeat offenders. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
122 So, what happened to your last attorney? 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
123 If we win don't hug me. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
124 There's no way they can prove it's your scythe. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
125 If we're lucky, we'll keep you from yourself. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
126 We're trying to get you life. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
127 You realize you're facing life? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
128 I know you'd prefer a hung jury. 1.8571 0.40406 7 4 0 3
129 Well no, technically, it's not a jury of your peers.. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
130 Look if we lose it's not going to kill you. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
131 Remember, he was dead before you got there. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
132 So, do you have any priors? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
133 I think you're misunderstanding habeas corpus. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
134 Opposing counsel is willing to cut a deal...his mother-in-law lives at 42 Maple Lane. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
135 Remember, you were just harvesting grain. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
136 I can't object. It's actually called the Death Penalty. 1.8571 0.40406 7 4 0 3
137 We're good, as long as they don't bring up your priors 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
138 Your chances look pretty grim. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
139 I don't think "It was his time" will sway the jury. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
140 If the trial goes as planned, I should be able to get you the death penalty. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
141 I'll represent you pro bono in exchange for air conditioning and reduced sulfur. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
142 Eternity is the best sentence we can hope for. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
143 How about, 'If the hoodie doesn’t fit, you must acquit!'? 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
144 Wear a suit and tie tomorrow, okay? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
145 Just think, this trial has us both staring at death. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
146 The jury's returning. Try not to look so grim. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
147 We win this in the sentencing phase. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
148 It doesn't exactly help when the penalty is named after you. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
149 I told you not to wear the hoodie. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
150 Try not to intimidate the witnesses 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
151 Remember, you were only the ferryman. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
152 They’re offering to reduce your time if you increase theirs. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
153 Truth be told, our chances of winning this case are looking pretty grim... 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
154 Take the plea. Otherwise, you're facing the You penalty. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
155 They'll let you walk if you testify against the other horsemen. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
156 That's your idea of business casual? 1.8571 0.15430 7 1 6 0
157 I'm afraid Death's still on the table. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
158 Actually, it doesn't matter if you are death destroyer of worlds - she still gets the house 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
159 Perhaps you don't understand. In your case the death penalty is considered a punishment. 1.8571 0.40406 7 4 0 3
160 It will help with the jury if you appear a little less grim. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
161 ..and then if you get Death, how does that work? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
162 Self defense. Really??? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
163 I understand that you are just as certain as taxes. But you still have to pay them. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
164 I remind you again. This is not a death penalty state. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
165 Would be best to keep your job out of the alibi. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
166 'Just doing my job' is no defense. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
167 Ironically, they're giving you life. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
168 Try looking less grim. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
169 Time to reap what you sow. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
170 I’ll do this pro bono if you do me a little favor … 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
171 Yes, I know you have some experience with plea bargaining, but let me handle this. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
172 So if I win this case, I'm off the hook? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
173 Stop pointing at the witnesses. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
174 It's important that you don't laugh when they mention the death penalty. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
175 She also wants your scythe. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
176 Don't worry, it only feels like eternity. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
177 So what makes you think you were profiled? 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
178 If you're just tapping people on the shoulder... I think we can get you off on a technicality. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
179 Stop looking so happy when they discuss a possible death sentence. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
180 Just to recap: you did it, you'll keep doing it and that's that? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
181 Don't worry, I rehearsed: if the sickle doesn't fit, you must acquit. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
182 Claim you were unfairly profiled. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
183 I'm afraid that could be construed as witness intimidation. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
184 It was her idea to put it in the vows: "Till Death do us part." 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
185 You can't plead "It's my job" to the murder charge. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
186 ...and stop staring at the jury. It's intimidating. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
187 I'm pretty sure I can get you life. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
188 Why don't you handle culling the jury pool? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
189 And remember, saying "the devil made me do it" probably won't sit well with the jury. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
190 Trust me, they can't sentence you to you. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
191 No, I'm sorry, you cannot execute yourself 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
192 Apparently, the 'open carry' law doesn't apply to scythes. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
193 'It was his time'? So we're going with that? 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
194 Are you the habaes or the corpus? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
195 My suggesting to "Dress to Kill" was a metaphor. 1.8571 0.40406 7 4 0 3
196 Bad news. The scythe has your prints all over it. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
197 I'm sorry. They've sentenced you to life. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
198 Don't worry, I was the Devil's Advocate all through law school. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
199 Try to show some remorse …. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
200 Okay, so we agree; I'm going to go with 'If the scythe doesn't fit, you must acquit.' 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
201 Try to look less guilty. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
202 Yes, Mr. Gupta should not have entitled his book "Cheating Death.' 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
203 Where are your character witnesses again? 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
204 Whenever you answer, just try to sound sympathetic. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
205 I can't believe you were picked from a line-up. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
206 The judge asked if this is your first offense. 1.8000 0.22254 15 7 4 4
207 I don't think, "I barely touched him" is going to be a strong enough defense. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
208 What do you mean you're confident it will be a hung jury? 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
209 Great news....you are going to be sentenced to death. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
210 When you take the stand, try to be up-beat. 1.7778 0.27778 9 4 3 2
211 It was hard to find a jury of your peers. 1.7778 0.27778 9 4 3 2
212 Actually, I've never had a client sentence the judge to death before. 1.7778 0.22222 9 3 5 1
213 I'd prefer a life sentence. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
214 "I was just following orders" is not going to work for you. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
215 How about, "If the hood fits, you must acquit." 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
216 I've been meaning to ask you if you're hoody is by YEEZY? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
217 If you want a jury of your peers, I'll file a motion to have the trial moved to Death Valley. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
218 We're losing pretty badly so far. Can you...you know...'visit' a couple of the jurors? 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
219 I take it you would be okay with the death penalty. 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
220 I'm afraid it looks grim... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
221 I recommend that you plead guilty and demand the death penalty. 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
222 Can anyone testify you sent them to a better place? 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
223 Try not to show any emotion when the verdict is read. 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
224 Try to make eye contact with the jurors 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
225 I think I can get you life. Will that be weird? 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
226 Sorry, it looks like they're not going to exclude your priors. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
227 They've offered the death sentence if you'll plead guilty. It's a win win. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
228 They found taxes inevitable, so we have a good chance. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
229 Trust me; she'll get custody. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
230 Are you sure nobody saw your face? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
231 Don't worry. You're going to kill in the cross examination. 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
232 I think we can assume the death penalty is out. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
233 Get serious; you're up against the IRS. Take the deal. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
234 Yes, I believe that would be considered jury tampering. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
235 At least it's not a life sentence. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
236 I don't think you're giving off the best first impression. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
237 I don't say this lightly, Greg. You killed it up there on on the witness stand. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
238 Yes, I think having one of them drop dead would be considered "jury tampering." 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
239 So your explanation is that they were dead when you got there... 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
240 Look, you're staring death in the face here. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
241 You could be facing life. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
242 I think we're OK, they're having trouble establishing a motive 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
243 Court's split 4-4. You don't look surprised. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
244 Now remember, he was dead when you got there. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
245 Remember to smile at the jury. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
246 Are you sure? Most of my clients try to avoid the death penalty. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
247 I know you were just doing your job,, but the judge's wife? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
248 Your employment history is impeccable. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
249 Ditching the scythe was a good first step. Now about the hoodie... 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
250 I wish you'd gone to Brooks Brothers like I'd suggested. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
251 Maybe try smiling 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
252 Jury of your peers? Ah... I don't think so. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
253 Now try to not look so grim. 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
254 Relax, try not to look so grim. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
255 Bad news. They're going for the 'you' penalty. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
256 I know you have to be at st. Barnabas Hospital in 15 minutes but this is important. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
257 It's probate court. Your here as the "executor" not the "executioner". 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
258 We're looking at life without parole. They're looking at death without a scythe. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
259 Let me do the talking, and remember, you have never been to Panama. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
260 He sentenced you to life, just for the irony. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
261 I think our best hope at this point is a hung jury. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
262 I made a deal with the jury they couldn't refuse. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
263 Bergman still won't settle - insists you're 'public domain'. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
264 Remember, state your name as Mr. Reaper, not Grim Reaper. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
265 Think of the irony if they give you life. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
266 You didn't tell me you had actual skeletons in your closet. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
267 you're not the judge, jury, nor executioner 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
268 If they ask, you've never seen that scythe before in your life. 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
269 Worst case scenario, you're looking at life. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
270 Try to be less grim. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
271 Remember: if the scythe doesn't fit... 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
272 You're not likable enough for us to risk putting you on the stand. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
273 It would have killed you to wear a suit? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
274 You might get life. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
275 If it's a life sentence, we'll appeal. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
276 Just answer the questions clearly and directly, and remember, no pointing. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
277 I'm fairly certain that you'll not get life. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
278 Don't worry, nobody liked her. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
279 At least try to show remorse. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
280 Good news. They're willing to take Death off the table. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
281 Ironically, you could get Life.... 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
282 I think the hoodie might give the jury the wrong impression. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
283 The good news is you'll never get life. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
284 Don't forget...smile at the jury! 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
285 I'm dead if I lose this, right? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
286 I'm afraid the best we can hope for is life. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
287 I'm sorry, but it looks like you'll be sentenced to Life. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
288 I'm worried the cloak makes you look unsympathetic. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
289 You certainly don't seem too concerned about the death sentence 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
290 Yeah, keep staring real hard at the jury members. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
291 Remember, I'm doing this pro bono. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
292 Don't forget to smile. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
293 Where on earth did you get that fantastic hoodie? 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
294 Soooo, no matter which way the jury goes, we're OK. Right? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
295 Any chance tomorrow you can wear the plaid outfit , you are scaring the jury 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
296 The worst you could get is Life 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
297 Are you sure you want to deliver the alimony in person every month? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
298 I take it you don't care about the death penalty. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
299 The hoodie isn't helping. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
300 Hey one to two millennia beats life. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
301 He's known as the hanging judge. So you're good. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
302 Death be not proud--so it's okay to take the fifth 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
303 Remember, a smile goes a long way. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
304 Don't mention your day job. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
305 As your attorney, I must warn you that the hoodie may give the jury the wrong impression. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
306 For the last time, this is traffic court. I cannot request the death penalty. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
307 It's evidence; you'll get the scythe back after the trial. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
308 What I'm saying is that, as a defense, "it was his time" doesn't give me a lot to work with here. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
309 I don't think 'It's my job' is a good defense. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
310 Congratulations, it's a hung jury. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
311 You can't ask for the death penalty instead of paying your parking tickets. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
312 Just say you're looking for the real killers. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
313 Remember: she was dead when you got there. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
314 I promise you won't get life. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
315 Do your prefer Grim or Mr. Reaper. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
316 Do you have a blue suit? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
317 Let's hope justice is blind. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
318 You've got stop saying 'It was just his time.' 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
319 There's a hole in your story. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
320 I'm your perfect lawyer, I've got no soul. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
321 We have to do some real work here to overcome your bad press. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
322 Could you stop glancing at the judge and then checking your watch? It's not helping us. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
323 Would it kill you to smile? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
324 Frankly, the hoodie isn't helping. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
325 I don't think we can get a continuance for all eternity...... 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
326 I was hoping you would wear your blue suit with the red tie. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
327 My client has a great alibi. That night Irene died, he was at Heather's place. And Gertrud's place. And John's... 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
328 I'm not suggesting anything, but juror #7 has a heart condition. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
329 I'll simply explain you were just doing your job. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
330 Of course you're guilty. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
331 When you get on the stand, try looking a little less grim. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
332 Our best bet is to try to get your sentences to run concurrently. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
333 You could be sentenced to life. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
334 I'm not sure that this is the time and place to be rockin' a hoodie. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
335 I'm glad you took my advice and left the scythe at home. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
336 I'm afraid we can't get you on death row. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
337 The judge has decided to move the trial away from Sleepy Hollow.... 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
338 The jury has a sense of humour. They're suggesting life imprisonment. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
339 You did say you were innocent, right? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
340 The guilty verdict is disappointing, but I'm pleased with the death sentence. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
341 I told you to wear a sweater vest. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
342 He was already dead when you got there? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
343 It's a class action on behalf of...it says here...everyone ever. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
344 No, you can't be the executioner. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
345 Oddly enough, I'll be paying a visit to Juror No. 5 this evening. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
346 Even if we don't win, we've got a great shot at a miniseries. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
347 So, what happened to your last lawyer? 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
348 Hi, I'm the devil's advocate. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
349 There is no death penalty in this state. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
350 Let's forget about making eye contact with the jury. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
351 I have a feeling the sentencing should be right up your alley. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
352 You were advised to wear a suit and tie 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
353 There is a hollow ring to what you say. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
354 I'ts Your Honor not you're next ! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
355 I'll tell the judge you were only doing your job 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
356 For tomorrow, I'd suggest the light gray pin-stripe with a red tie. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
357 You seem to be making Juror #3 very nervous. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
358 So, I assume you want the death penalty. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
359 If you don't take the plea deal, the prosecutor's going to seek the life penalty. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
360 Don't you have a nice blue suit? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
361 Let me guess...A wrongful death suit? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
362 Is this really what it takes to get a hearing from the Republicans? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
363 No fingerprints! No problem! 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
364 I'm sorry, they will not allow you to execute yourself. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
365 Professional courtesy doesn’t exempt you from taxes. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
366 Bad news. Your priors are admissible. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
367 You're finished, they found the scythe. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
368 Yeah, just like that – keep staring at the jury. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
369 Let's go with "If the shroud don't fit, you must acquit." 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
370 Remember: The Devil Made You Do It. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
371 You don't recollect, only collect. You may evoke the scythe. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
372 So what was it like working with Ingmar Bergman? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
373 I'm your lawyer, and you want me to ask for the death penalty? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
374 I thought we agreed on business casual. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
375 Do you have any lighter clothes? A tie maybe? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
376 Personally, I don't think you have a ghost of a chance. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
377 We're screwed - this judge is pro-life. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
378 It won't be easy finding a jury of your peers. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
379 Your closing argument had a hollow ring to it. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
380 We're going to need a better argument than "It was his time." 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
381 Juror 6 is looking a little woozy. Please tell me that's because not of you. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
382 First impressions are important to a jury. As your lawyer, I strongly advise a suit and tie next time. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
383 Describe your occupation as "end of retirement advisor" 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
384 But your testimony would be deadly! 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
385 I don't think they'll give you the death penalty. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
386 The judge was lenient. You got the death penalty. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
387 Yes, yes, if things go our way, you will get the death penalty. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
388 Again, you have no priors, right? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
389 I know you're experienced, but I'll do the closing. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
390 In your case, you could get life. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
391 You realize that 'strike the juror' is not to be taken literally... 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
392 Where did you say you were from? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
393 No, the death penalty is a bad thing. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
394 I wouldn't make any holiday plans. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
395 Now- once again-yoy're the Ghost of Christmas-What? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
396 Please stop saying you'll take the ME penalty. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
397 Remember: the death was consensual. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
398 We'll have to move to a state that allows death 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
399 They're asking for life. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
400 Just tell them the Devil made you do it 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
401 We may have an issue with your likability among jurors. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
402 Nothing is certain but death and lawyers' fees. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
403 Thanks, but no. When I said we could use a hung jury, that's not what I meant. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
404 A lot of people are dying to see how this case turns out. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
405 You needn't look so grim. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
406 They only have two alternates so go a little easy on the jury pool. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
407 The IRS case against you is weak, but nothing's certain ... 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
408 If you're found guilty, are we still good? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
409 I feel good about the jury. We were able to strike all the Blue Oyster Cult fans. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
410 Try to smile more for the jury. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
411 Now remember, you're in "Resource Management". 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
412 I agree, the jury's lack of eye contact is worrisome. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
413 We'll try and downplay your employment history, OK? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
414 No, we can not ask for the death penalty, you were arrested for trespassing. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
415 They've asked you to take the death penalty off the table. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
416 We haven't discussed this yet, but I'm open to bartering when it comes to my fee. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
417 Remember. You're just the messenger -- just doing your job. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
418 I gotta be perfectly honest here. Your situation is pretty grim. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
419 How do you feel about the death penalty? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
420 Hung jury it is. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
421 The first thing they will try to do is find a jury of your peers. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
422 No, a hung jury isn't what we're looking for. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
423 I said a business suit AND a tie. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
424 I wanted to let you know that I have really enjoyed this internship. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
425 I'm not going to lie, it's starting to look a little grim. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
426 You don't agree with a stay of execution? 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
427 "Technically they aren't your peers, but at least they're all seniors. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
428 I'll try to get you death. But they may stick you with life. (italicize or underline try) 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
429 No. I deliver the closing statement. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
430 You have no witnesses. No one has ever come back from the dead. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
431 The death penalty would be too ironic. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
432 I think we can cut a deal if you let some of them live 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
433 I think we can get it reduced to manslaughter. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
434 I'd suggest you lose the hoodie. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
435 No, I maintain that "his time had come" is not an effective defense. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
436 The Judge told me to tell you that he likes your robe better than his. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
437 I don't think you can invoke the 5th Parallel. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
438 We can’t lose. What jury is going to risk pissing off Death? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
439 Best case scenario is they give you the death penalty. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
440 I know Angel Of Death is your real name, let's just go with Irving Lipschitz, like we discussed. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
441 If the scythe does not fit, you must acquit! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
442 Don't worry. Taxes has agreed to testify. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
443 My fee is negotiable. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
444 On the positive side, your priors are inadmissible. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
445 I agree the Judge looks sickly but I specifically said no to the hoodie!! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
446 This is my first death case. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
447 No, you MAY NOT hold the scythe when you get on the witness stand. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
448 I don't think a jury trial is the best idea. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
449 Ironically, you've been given life. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
450 Apparently, the court is having a problem finding unbiased jurors. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
451 You do know they are asking for death? 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
452 It's kind of ironic that you got life. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
453 I feel like I'm playing devil's advocate here. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
454 Good news. The prosecutor agreed to the death penalty. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
455 Population control is not a defense. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
456 Well yes, if six or more of the jurors suddenly died at the same time a mistrial would be declared, but what are the odds of that happening? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
457 If they find the sickle.....we're in a pickle. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
458 Habeas Corpus? Seriously?!? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
459 Their best offer is anger management 7 times a week. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
460 Try to let the jury see your lighter side. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
461 Thanks for not bringing the scythe today. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
462 Tell them you can't take the whole day off. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
463 It would really help if you could think of at least one favorable character witness. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
464 I told you not to show up in your work clothes. 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
465 You'll be lucky to get life. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
466 "Frankly, our chances of finding someone to testify on your behalf are pretty slim". 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
467 You having nothing to worry about. The witness never saw your face. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
468 Well, at least you're not grim. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
469 Her attorney wants your soul too. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
470 Look, your fingerprints are all over these murders, so the best we can hope for is life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
471 I don't care how many millennia you have been around or how many places you have been, only judges wear robes here now. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
472 We'll just say it was self-defense. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
473 Well, at least we don't need to worry about the death sentence.... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
474 Things are looking pretty grim I'm afraid. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
475 Joint custody is off the table. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
476 No, I don't think they will charge you for every human since the beginning of time. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
477 OK. Let me explain something about an affirmative defense. First, you must stop replying to every question with "Damn you!" 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
478 Remember what I told you: You're just God's coroner. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
479 Remember, the victim touched you. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
480 I don't suppose you can suggest any character witnesses? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
481 Now you want to apologize? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
482 I don't think you need to worry about the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
483 Juror number three is pro life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
484 Try not to laugh when they ask for the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
485 With any luck the prosecutor will ask for life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
486 The prosecution will try to get you to grin. Don't. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
487 Try not to look at the jury. Ever. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
488 No, I don't think your smile is what's making the jury uncomfortable. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
489 No laughing when they give you life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
490 Look, I'll try for appeal, but they've got you on 55 million murder charges for last year alone. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
491 Look, the most important thing is that you not lose face. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
492 Trust me, you want to keep the hoodie on. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
493 What do you mean this is my last trial? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
494 Trust me, without the scythe, they've got no case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
495 I'm having a difficult time finding a witness to confirm your alibis. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
496 We'll win on appeal. We'll call the horsemen as witnesses. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
497 I'm sure you'll have the last word on this. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
498 If the cloak don't fit, they must acquit. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
499 I can get it reduced to manslaughter. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
500 If you settle this one everybody's going to sue you. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
501 I thought I told you- only the judge wears a robe. Now sit quietly and stop beckoning to the jurors. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
502 I strongly advise you not to use the Twinkie defense. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
503 We won't settle. They can't leverage the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
504 They want to sentence you to life. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
505 If the judge gives you the death penalty, try not to laugh, OK? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
506 I'm with the NRA. We're taking your case pro bono. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
507 They're offering life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
508 You're going to have to stop saying, "No lives matter". 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
509 Wait, am I paying alimony for as long as she lives or as long as I live? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
510 Relax. You're not going to get life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
511 You're my father? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
512 I don't think they'll seek the death penalty. Too ironic. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
513 He's dead to me. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
514 Good news--they'll settle for a restraining order. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
515 Just remember they have to prove you were there. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
516 I agree, speaking in public is scarier than death 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
517 "I was just doing my job" is not a good defence. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
518 Remember, we plead the fifth if they ask about age-related bias in your selection process. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
519 Their case is pretty circumstantial. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
520 The good news is they're requesting the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
521 Do your best to avoid eye contact 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
522 Our goal here today is to remind the jury that you are just the messenger and guide - not the perpetrator. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
523 The outlook is grim. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
524 "Our 12 friends might think the robe's cute, but the scythe could be a problem". 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
525 The evidence is pretty damning. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
526 I told you the judge would not appreciate you wearing a matching robe. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
527 Just sweet talk 'em 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
528 Don't worry, you said they didn't get a good look at your face. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
529 They're starting to run out of prosecutors. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
530 Just remember, if the sentence is life, we can always appeal. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
531 We're calling Dick Cheney as character witness. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
532 At least try to look friendly. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
533 No pun intended, but you have to face the facts 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
534 What's this about an appointment in Samarra? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
535 Relax, in your case the death penalty is nothing to worry about. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
536 We plead not guilty on the grounds of mistaken identity 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
537 They think you could be useful on death row. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
538 We can beat those murder chargers, it's the parking ticket... 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
539 Don't worry, I think I can get you the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
540 No, you can't have your scythe in the courtroom. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
541 When you identify the perpetrator, don't point. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
542 I have bad news. The death penalty's off the table. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
543 For the next two weeks, I'm going to need less grim. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
544 Your Honor, my client utilizes an agricultural hand tool, professionally. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
545 I just want to confirm - You only came to me because you need a lawyer. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
546 Does the Angel of Death have any ideas? Because I'm out of ideas. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
547 Do you think you could do anything about juror number 3? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
548 No fingerprints on the scythe - we're good. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
549 That witness is looking a little sick. Need I say more? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
550 No, we're hoping they're hung, not hanged. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
551 A hung jury, Mr. Reaper, is not what is not what you think it is. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
552 If you plead guilty, I think we can get you life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
553 Sorry, apparently pre-reapering is a crime. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
554 You of all people should appreciate the certainty of taxes. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
555 Tell me you're not thinking of jury tampering. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
556 No, this would NOT be an appropriate time to tell the judge his sentence. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
557 I understand your excitement, but this is not Texas. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
558 Try not to be too dark. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
559 Our only chance is to play the grace card. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
560 When I asked if you had a dark suit, this isn't what I meant. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
561 You realize you're getting life? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
562 "You're going to get the life penalty". 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
563 Please try not to laugh every time they mention the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
564 Given the number of victims, I don't think we can expect much leniency. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
565 This would be a good time to look every juror in the eye. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
566 I'm assuming no appeal if you're sentenced to death! 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
567 I'll let you do the closing argument. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
568 I thought that ghostwriter was just an expression 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
569 It's looking like afterlife in prison. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
570 My guess is you don't want Life without Parole. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
571 We might have a problem getting the death penalty off the table. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
572 The verdict is looking grim. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
573 It's a death penalty case. You win either way. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
574 Don't worry. Without the scythe, they don't have a case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
575 Remember your occupation is, "paradigm transition specialist." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
576 'I got the trial delayed until tax season so your crimes wouldn't seem so bad." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
577 I don't think you will get the death sentence. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
578 I'm afraid you may have to go underground for awhile. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
579 Trust me. You're dead. This double indemnity defense is gonna work. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
580 Please, no jury tampering. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
581 Don't complicate this by giving them the death stare. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
582 And your profession is still viewed favorable to mine. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
583 i will see if i can get you life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
584 I object...can I object? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
585 We really need to change your image. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
586 If you're found guilty, you'll get life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
587 If the prosecutor asks you to state your name, just plead the Fifth. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
588 The good news is that they decided to take the death penalty off the table. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
589 I think you're possibly looking at life. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
590 Sorry, but this was a tough case. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
591 Remember, you can't face the jury. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
592 Relax, this is a witch hunt. It's not you they're after. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
593 You're not doomed. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
594 At least you won't have to worry about the death sentence. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
595 No, that would be cruel and unusual in this state. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
596 I'm not going to lie to you, things look grim. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
597 I know it's warm in here, but DO NOT take off your hoodie!!! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
598 The Bible catching fire didn't help. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
599 You look like death. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
600 They don't exactly 'give you' the chair. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
601 You of all people should have realized the certainty of taxes 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
602 They can see the guilt on your face." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
603 Don't worry—You'll fit right in on death row. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
604 I'm afraid things are looking a bit grim, Grim. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
605 I'm thinking this is my last case. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
606 And to think, they called me an empty suit! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
607 Any last words? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
608 Looks like you're going to get "life". 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
609 Were you being honest when you said you didn't kill him? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
610 I'm certain, you will have to pay the taxes. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
611 When you said underworld, I thought you meant mob related. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
612 "We've got this - no one's ever cheated you yet. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
613 You've got to show them you're not just an empty robe. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
614 Death becomes you. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
615 You may want take the 5th. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
616 Don't mention your occupation while you're on the stand. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
617 It's good news...you got life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
618 Well, in your case, it is kind of a win-win. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
619 We are going to contend it was part of your job description. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
620 Look alive. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
621 Our only chance is a change of venue to hell. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
622 You're dead. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
623 Luckily this jury is as pro death as they come. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
624 I'm just saying that shouting 'I've got your death penalty right here!' wasn't a great way to start. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
625 Remember, you're taking the Fifth. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
626 I presume you're taking the Fifth? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
627 The death penalty is still on the table. Our only hope is a hung jury. Can you help with that? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
628 For the last time, It was His Time, is not a viable defense 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
629 Fortunately, there are no witnesses. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
630 I have to be honest. Things are looking pretty grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
631 So, you met Justice Scalia? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
632 Yes, you... and taxes. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
633 Just take the fifth if you're asked about taxes. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
634 When I told you to take the fifth, I didn't mean dimension. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
635 Do you have any character witnesses? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
636 Insider trading...? Really? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
637 It would help if your alibi didn't involve killing other people. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
638 So what if I didn't help you in my last incarnation. I promise to do better this time. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
639 That's not how jury nullification works. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
640 Just remember when the time comes I'm doin this pro bono. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
641 You might like it on death row. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
642 I'm going to be honest -- it's looking grim. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
643 First of all, in the court of law, "habeas corpus" does not mean "take the body." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
644 I thought we talked about this. The jury doesn't like hoodies. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
645 Just don't point at anyone. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
646 If the sickle is too little, we’ll get an acquittal. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
647 'Let me do the talking now, Donald' 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
648 So, how innocent can you afford to be? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
649 I'm going to argue that you are a victim of profiling. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
650 Getting a venue change to the underworld might be difficult. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
651 They are having a tough time gathering a jury of your peers. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
652 There's justice then there's blind justice! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
653 This is traffic court. I can't ask the judge to give you the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
654 Have you thought about pleading guilty? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
655 On the good side, nobody can identify you for sure. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
656 I asked you to wear a tie. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
657 Face it, the outlook's pretty grim 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
658 Not what I meant by your 'best suit' 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
659 Sorry buddy, I think you're getting life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
660 I'm sorry Mr. Reaper, but your chances of an acquittal are grim 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
661 "Be more specific, how many trillions"? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
662 As your attorney, I need to know where your head is at. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
663 I don't think we're going to get much traction arguing that the death penalty is cruel and unusual punishment. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
664 It's looking grim. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
665 The Force is not with you on this. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
666 No, a hung jury does not mean they all die. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
667 The prosecution rests in peace. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
668 The death penalty is off the table. But they're seeking 30 years to life at the circus. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
669 "No offense, you come across a little grim.". 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
670 At least we got the death penalty off the table. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
671 The fact that it's your job does not constitute a legal defense. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
672 Would you like a mint? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
673 No, he didn't mean 'hung jury' literally. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
674 Try to look innocent. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
675 Next year you should just pay your taxes 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
676 Guess a death sentence hits close to home, eh? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
677 On a side note, keep sending those ambulances, and I'll keep chasing'em. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
678 I think we should go with the insanity plea. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
679 Spin it how you like, no one believes you're the life and soul of any party 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
680 I assumed you didn't have fingerprints. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
681 Try not to look so grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
682 It's the Supreme Court. I don't think they recognize any higher authority. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
683 I already sold my soul. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
684 I need to warn you that you could get life. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
685 I have never seen such a blatant case of profiling. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
686 Don't appeal the lethal injection. You'll still be home for dinner. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
687 That's not what a hung jury means. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
688 Of course I said "coat and tie" and not "cloak and scythe." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
689 Did you go over all your aliibis? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
690 I'm pretty sure they're not going to let me enter an appearance as "devil's advocate," what's your second choice? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
691 Good news, it's only the death penalty. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
692 We're getting some push back on work release. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
693 I don't know what will happen if the judge sentences you to life. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
694 As he looked into the face of Death; Hanratty had second thoughts about bringing up the subject of "Billable Hours" to his client. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
695 We may want to reconsider our self-defense plea. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
696 Yes, Texas does have the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
697 We can get you off the pestilence charge on a technicality 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
698 I'd like to ask for a continuance. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
699 You reap what you reap. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
700 Bad news. Their attorney is Daniel Webster. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
701 I'm afraid just arguing 'his number was up' isn't going to get you acquitted 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
702 You should plead Inevitability. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
703 Should I have worn the blue one? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
704 What? I just got this dry cleaned. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
705 Finding a jury of your peers is terrifying. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
706 Arguing against the death penalty does seem counterintuitive. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
707 I advise you to stop pointing at members of the jury. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
708 Hey, it's called reasonable doubt. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
709 They want to sentence you to life. How ironic is that? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
710 I know you killed him, but did you *kill him* kill him? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
711 Ironically, they want the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
712 It's the worst possible verdict. They gave you life. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
713 I'll get the case dismissed for your inability to face your accuser. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
714 'It's time we take about my bill...' 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
715 How many? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
716 Remember, you're just a harbinger of death - not the root cause. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
717 Don't be so grim. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
718 In your case, the death penalty is a winning situation. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
719 Its looking pretty grim Mr. Reaper " 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
720 You could get life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
721 The State of Texas cannot execute you a second time. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
722 Existentially speaking...... I don't think we can lose. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
723 This is traffic court, there's no pleading guilty and asking for the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
724 Does this mean life! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
725 Try to look less grim. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
726 Now they will read each of the 107,343,279,045 counts. 1.5833 0.19300 12 6 5 1
727 Is there anything between the Black Death and World War II you're not telling me about. 1.5833 0.19300 12 6 5 1
728 If that's your innocent look, we're doomed. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
729 You need to take the next witness. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
730 Don't give me that blank look. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
731 I don't think 'but that's what I do' is going to fly with the jury 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
732 You're early. Sentencing is tomorrow. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
733 Do not show any emotion. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
734 Just think of it as a holiday. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
735 Relax. You were just doing your job. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
736 At least they cannot give you the death penalty. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
737 There's no DNA, so just say the scythe doesn't belong to you. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
738 Yes, the witness looks like death warmed over. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
739 The evidence is overwhelming. However, I think I can argue that the search for your scythe was unconstitutional. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
740 I just really think you should have gone with a coat and tie. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
741 I know, hooded creepy guys matter, I totally get it 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
742 It seems all witnesses for the prosecution have recently suffered fatal accidents. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
743 If this were Texas, the "He needed killing" defense might have worked. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
744 Please try to cut back on the ominous pointing today. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
745 Look, I told you she'd take you to the cleaners in the divorce. Be happy you still have your job. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
746 They can't prove it's your scythe... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
747 No, I don't think we should go for the death penalty. Why do you ask? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
748 Look at the bright side, you might get life. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
749 Stop worrying. The worst you can get is 'life'. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
750 Yes, you are death. But the IRS is going to argue you still have to pay your taxes. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
751 I'm not sure how I could get you life. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
752 And remember, no mention of your contacts in the underworld. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
753 I can get you eternity, with 10 years off for good behavior. 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
754 It's ok, we're claiming it's required by your religious beliefs 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
755 Don't worry. I'm going with the 'if the sickle don't fit, you must acquit' defense. 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
756 If the Scythe doesn't fit they have to acquit... 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
757 They'll drop everything else, but you can't avoid the tax charge. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
758 We'll have a better chance if you lose the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
759 You might want to remove your head covering. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
760 I don't think the judge wants to play chess with you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
761 Good news. I got you the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
762 Judge Harry ordered you to leave your scythe outside the courtroom? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
763 I'm sorry but you have to admit it's a little amusing that it's called the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
764 I think the death penalty is our best option. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
765 Unfortunately, this is a class action lawsuit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
766 You appear to be a habitual offender. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
767 I'm not sure the death and taxes argument constitutes reasonable doubt. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
768 Would you settle for life? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
769 Try to show some emotion. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
770 Don't worry. They'll be happy to make a deal. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
771 I think you're beyond double jeopardy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
772 Yes, it's slimming, but it's not helping your defense. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
773 Okay, I understand that but I worked hard to get your conviction thrown out. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
774 How do I send the bill, to the campaign or him personally? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
775 Trust me, the facts speak for themselve. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
776 I told you to wear a shirt and tie... and for Pete's sake don't bring that scythe again. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
777 Perhaps I should deliver the closing argument instead. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
778 You're saying that I'm still on the hook for this? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
779 We're okay; scythe open-carry is legal in this state. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
780 You'd be surprised how few interns choose tax law. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
781 No, this time it's about taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
782 You're definately not helping my anxiety. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
783 Just because is not a motive. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
784 No, you cannot plead "taking a holiday." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
785 They said they found your DNA on the scythe. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
786 If you're lucky, sentencing will take an eternity. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
787 These juror absences are starting to seem suspicious. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
788 You are going to be the death of me yet. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
789 I told you, be not proud. Juries hate that. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
790 It's habeas corpus, not habeas corpse. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
791 "What do you mean you don't think juror number 11 will make it to the end of the trial"? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
792 In your case, the death penalty might be preferable to jail time. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
793 The hoodie is not helping us. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
794 Would it have killed you to put on a tie? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
795 The death penalty is not an option in Traffic Court. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
796 Well, a life sentence would be pretty ironic. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
797 Are you really suggesting "depraved indifference"? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
798 Just out of curiosity, what's going to happen when you place your hand on the Bible? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
799 Yeah but it turns out taxes are more sure. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
800 The worst they can give you is life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
801 You must testify that he died of supernatural causes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
802 I wouldn't worry. Their evidence is purely circumstantial. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
803 Take the plea. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
804 Stop saying, "Reap 'em and weep." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
805 I'll do the talking. You do the pointing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
806 Let's face it... Anything you get is a death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
807 I think we'd have better luck if you lost the hoodie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
808 You're right. Hung jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
809 I'm so tired of these wrongful death lawsuits. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
810 Looks like the death penalty is back on the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
811 They're demanding complete transparency. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
812 Don't worry. They may find you guilty, but you won't get the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
813 Our chances are looking grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
814 I'm sorry but this state no longer has the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
815 Do not plead guilty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
816 If they ask what you do for a living, ix-nay on the eth-day. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
817 Who's calling who an empty suit? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
818 The irony is they want to give you the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
819 Would it have killed you to wear a tie and jacket? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
820 The deal is, if I get you off, I never see you again. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
821 It doesn't matter that his name was on your list. 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
822 Am I the Victim, or the Defendant? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
823 Remember, let me do all of the talking 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
824 Just don't look the jury in the eye. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
825 Try to look a little less mortified. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
826 Just tell them you lost your head. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
827 This case is driving me to an early grave. Please stop smiling. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
828 You're innocent until proven inevitable. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
829 Sure they took it. You could seriously hurt somebody with that thing! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
830 I thought this was business casual. I wore my hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
831 Jeepers Reaper, Stop being a Creeper. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
832 "Could you at least have worn a tie"! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
833 Now remember, our defense is that you were just following orders. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
834 You will be less threatening to the jury without the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
835 You went to Vassar with Bob? His brother, Jim used to live in my building. Small world. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
836 Just doing your job? Nobody’s gonna buy that one. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
837 I'm thinking that taking the stand in your own defense may not be our best strategy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
838 How about if we just let him think he's the final judge? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
839 You're killing me with this "for all eternity" talk. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
840 The judge doesn't like hoodies. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
841 If all else fails, we'll ask for a writ of Habeus corpse. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
842 Look, we're in lower Manhattan-it'll be a jury of your peers. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
843 Technically, your execution would be death by suicide. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
844 We're going to call it a 'butter knife.' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
845 So, . . . Explain to me again how you made partner. . . 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
846 I'll try, but I can't promise you the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
847 Your hoodie makes you look guilty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
848 In order to beat the prosecution, we need to get you ahead. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
849 No, the judge is offering YOU a plea bargain. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
850 It's 107,602,707,791 counts of 1st degree murder. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
851 Watch out for Juror #4. Her grandmother just died. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
852 Look at it this way -- the worst that'll happen is that you'll get the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
853 Alright! Another death penalty! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
854 Please stop looking that way towards the jurors. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
855 Do you have any cloaks in soothing pastels? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
856 If you're found guilty, they'll give you *you*. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
857 This is not what I had in mind when I told you to dress for a somber occasion. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
858 You got life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
859 They say your DNA is on the sickle. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
860 Remember, it's important to make eye contact with the jury 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
861 Since the hood didn't fit, they must acquit. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
862 No, you can't request the death penalty as damages in a civil trial. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
863 They are going to ask for the you penalty 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
864 In your case I think going for the death penalty is overkill. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
865 Could you have at least worn a tie? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
866 Seriously, don't worry about this. Trump sues everybody. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
867 You have the right to remain deathly silent. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
868 But don't you at least want to hear my closing first? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
869 Any chance juror #6 won't still be with us by the end of the trial? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
870 My wife told me this case would kill me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
871 In spite of the preponderance of evidence, I think you are coming off really well. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
872 That "Line Up" ID certainly is not going to help our case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
873 I never thought you'd be on trial for insider trading 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
874 Remember, when you take the stand don't act proud. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
875 You’d seem more sympathetic in a pastel cloak. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
876 I told you... the death penalty's off the table! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
877 The D.A. is offering leniency if you testify against your Boss. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
878 How many victims ? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
879 In my view Mr. Reaper, I don't think an entrapment defense will fly. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
880 Just don't point at the judge. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
881 In order to win we have to change your image! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
882 You realize it will be hard for you to deny these accusations. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
883 It means that your request to be appointed legal guardian has been denied. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
884 Don't forget to look directly at the jury and smile. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
885 You know, there are a lot of people who want you dead. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
886 I'm pretty sure I can get the terrorism charge dismissed, but the TSA and the judge aren't buying your "farm implement" excuse... 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
887 You don't give me any confidence in your legal expertise. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
888 We can't just ask for the death penalty as our first motion. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
889 I will try to get them to call you just Mr. Reaper. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
890 No. I wouldn't suggest you try to make eye contact with the jurors. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
891 No, I'm only 30, I've just billed 99 years of work to my clients. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
892 I told you there would be Grim Reapercussions! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
893 So let me see if I understand you. You want to plea me down to death? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
894 Maybe you could kill less people. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
895 Try not to point at this new judge. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
896 The judge gave you life...but don't worry, it isn't what you think. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
897 This is going to be so ironic if you get the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
898 You of all people should know a continuance is out of the question. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
899 It's an all white jury. Lose the hoodie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
900 ...asking for the death penalty is unprecedented. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
901 Have you pissed anyone off? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
902 If we lose this case, you're dead to me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
903 Seriously? Even the judge's childhood pet gerbil? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
904 I don't care if it was his time, do not kill any more of the jurors. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
905 We need a better defense than “his time was up.” 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
906 I just don't think an assisted suicide defense is going to work in your case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
907 And remember, only answer the question asked. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
908 Well, it's "death penalty" with a lower-case "d" so your brand is still safe. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
909 My best advice? Be not proud. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
910 You have nothing to lose. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
911 Are you here for me or my case? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
912 I don't think we can plead lack of intent. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
913 Do you go by Grim or Mr Reaper.... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
914 I'll sum up for the jury and you take the penalty phase. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
915 "It's my job" is not a valid defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
916 If I put you on the stand they'll see right through you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
917 Eternal damnation seems reasonable 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
918 Even death deserves a good defense. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
919 What did I say about wearing a hoodie in court? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
920 You can kill me, but I can audit you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
921 "Reaping what you sow" is not a good defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
922 If you take the stand, they may only see a hood. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
923 the judge insists that we habeas him a corpus. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
924 We maybe able to use this in your defense. Tell the truth. Did you want to be the Unabomber or Dopey? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
925 I'm going to need you to stop hanging the jury. Thanks. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
926 You couldn't shave? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
927 I told the judge you'd be willing to extend his life sentence if he gets rid of yours. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
928 If you're lucky, you'll get the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
929 This is not my doorstep. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
930 Yes, your best chance at this point would be a hung jury. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
931 You think Juror Six can be gotten to? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
932 Yes,I think first impressions are pretty damn important. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
933 I'm sorry. But the irony would be too much to ask the judge to overturn your life- in-prison sentence, just because you hate orange. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
934 When you take the stand, don't be yourself. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
935 Ironically, we live in a state that doesn't support your penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
936 I'll argue that when the defendant claimed "Life's a bitch and then you die," she entered into a contract. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
937 Now don't forget. If we overcome the optics you have a shot at getting away with murder. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
938 Would you prefer a life sentence or a death sentence? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
939 This outfit is not helping our case! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
940 Try not to be so grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
941 Look, stop grinning at the jury. It's not working. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
942 I'll leave the closing arguments to you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
943 Honestly, he was dead when I got here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
944 I tried..but when you're dead you're dead ! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
945 No, the irony does not escape me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
946 You didn't tell me you were sleeping with her. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
947 Remember, our client's life is in your hands. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
948 You should have paid your taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
949 You probably shouldn't have worn the hoodie today. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
950 We can negotiate a plea to avoid a life sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
951 Do you not own another suit? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
952 I think we can get you off with life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
953 I'm afraid you're sentenced to life. But it is without hope 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
954 Don't blame me. I told you to lose the hoodie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
955 Not to worry- if the motion fails, we can file a writ of Habeas Corpus 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
956 But she is allowing the hoodie due to your special circumstances. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
957 If you're asked, just say that you met Dante in college. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
958 It's an open-and-shut case. Nobody remembers your face. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
959 Character witnesses may be an issue. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
960 Look. There's no way I'm putting you on the stand. I think your best bet is to stare at juror #3. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
961 It is going to come down to whether the mask fits. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
962 Well, congratulations, you got the death penalty. But you can expect they're gonna give it the ol' college try anyway. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
963 But doesn’t a plea bargain for a life sentence seem a bit ironic? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
964 Look the jury in their souls. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
965 Yes, everybody knows death is certain. But so are taxes, and that's why we're here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
966 The worst sentence you could get is life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
967 Permission to treat the witness as hostile? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
968 As your attorney I must caution you. You could get life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
969 I'm sure you'll appreciate the irony of 'life in prison.' 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
970 Is that blank stare is working for you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
971 I say we go for one count of hospice. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
972 We're gonna have to work on your image. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
973 Are you SURE the Devil made you do it? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
974 ... would a change of clothing have really killed you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
975 Let's get Juror No. 2 "removed" 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
976 Well you tell me. ..You're the expert in the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
977 At least I have a nose. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
978 And whatever you do, do not stare at the jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
979 Can you show the jury a little remorse? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
980 I thought I told you to put on a suit and tie. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
981 Don't tell the judge you knew his mother. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
982 I think you're looking at the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
983 I see where you're coming from and I don't like it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
984 I know, I know. I'm annoyed it's called a penalty, too. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
985 I thought you'd buried the evidence 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
986 The next time you're questioned, try to avoid the maniacal laughter 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
987 For God's sake, what did you expect? The penalty is actually named after you! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
988 There is precedent - if the mask doesn't fit, they must acquit 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
989 Perhaps it would help if you remove your hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
990 You're in luck--he's a hanging judge. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
991 I really don't think they'll believe you're a monk. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
992 If it's any consolation, they named the penalty after you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
993 They want you to try on the hat. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
994 Let's forget about eye contact with the jury. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
995 So we really need to establish ownership of the pale horse 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
996 What's the worst they can give me? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
997 How do you know the jury is hung? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
998 Bad news. Taxes is turning state's evidence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
999 We have to prove this guy had a death wish. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1000 When you take the stand, don't say, "He had it coming." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1001 No, I don't know why they call it a penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1002 So you say that your career interests have led you to seek a spot on death row? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1003 I think the death penalty is off the table 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1004 Good news: the prosecution couldn't find anyone willing to testify against you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1005 Be advised, the pen is mightier than the sickle. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1006 You've got a little something between your teeth. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1007 I need you to look alive when you take the stand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1008 Tell the jury you'll save them a place in Heaven. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1009 You've got to stop saying 'All Deaths Matter.' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1010 My bad! I thought you would have loved the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1011 I am confident I can get the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1012 No smiling when the eye witness takes the stand. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1013 In my opinion...... your chances are grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1014 Mr Reaper, if you know anything about that scythe, now would be the time to tell me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1015 Mind you, outside Texas we'd call it a misdemeanor. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1016 Avoid eye contact with the jurors 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1017 What happened to my straw man? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1018 Its 'Death and Taxes', not 'Death or Taxes'. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1019 Yes, it's called a 'wrongful death' suit, but don't take that personally. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1020 Relax, we've been through this billions of times. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1021 I realize that you've been doing it for millennia, I just don't think that's a viable defense... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1022 You should know better than anyone that when you don't pay your taxes, this sort of thing becomes inevitable. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1023 The prosecution claims they can connect you to any murder. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1024 Luckily, they can't extend prison sentences to eternity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1025 I'm also a tax attorney 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1026 I tried to tell you. "Friend of the corpse" is not a thing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1027 No, pessimism will not win your freedom! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1028 Yes, they're going to eye roll if you say, 'I'll see you in Hell.' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1029 Don't worry, I'm excellent at playing the devil's advocate 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1030 You've been sentenced to death. Then again, that's probably your call when it actually happens. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1031 A hung jury is a win for us. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1032 I'm not worried. In this county, you always get a jury that's mostly undead. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1033 The jury will never accept a plea of 'You could be next.' 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1034 Would it have killed you to have worn a suit? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1035 It's not a jury of your peers, but a jury of their fears. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1036 You might be sentenced to life... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1037 I don't think the preexisting condition defense is gonna fly. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1038 I think it was a mistake to call Famine, Pestilence, and War as your character witnesses... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1039 Watch carefully. I'm going to kill this. 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
1040 Anybody see you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1041 Worst case? You get life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1042 Remember, our position is "Scythes kill people." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1043 If there's no obit, they must acquit? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1044 When you say I'd better win this case, what exactly do you mean...? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1045 I think it would be in your best interest to avoid using your nickname. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1046 Are you looking for a hung jury? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1047 Let's use the Star Wars defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1048 I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you don't look like a public defender. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1049 I really think the jury is starting to see you less as the "Grim Reaper", and more as just "Death". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1050 I can't tell the judge that your name is also your job! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1051 They have eyewitnesses. There's no way they confused you with someone else. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1052 A death sentence is the least of our worries 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1053 I must advise you that it looks grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1054 This case is going to be the death of me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1055 Even with a consecutive life sentence, you'll be out in a day. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1056 no. I said death and taxes. Not death and illegal offshore tax shelters. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1057 Ditch the hoodie, just take the 5th. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1058 Just tell them you blacked out. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1059 I think keeping the scythe out of sight would be a very good idea. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
1060 We can probably assume that the death penalty is off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1061 I take it that the death penalty is not going to be an issue. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1062 I realize "he had it comin", but let's stick with self-defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1063 This is the one case where I advise leaving the hoodie on 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1064 A white robe would look better in the witness box. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1065 Could you not have worn something else to the hearing? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1066 Let's discuss the meaning of "life". 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1067 Your prospects are looking grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1068 You know, this time, it's not your place to judge. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1069 Just so you know, the death penalty is off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1070 When you're on the stand remember, it was Jimmy's scythe 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1071 You gotta lose the hoodie 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1072 The plaintiff is having trouble facing you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1073 We might have trouble finding sympathetic jurors. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1074 Your outcome is looking grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1075 We'll plead down to mankindslaughter. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1076 My clients don't usually ask for the death penalty 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1077 Remember, you've never owned a scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1078 We'll argue mistaken identity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1079 Our best hope is to do in the judge 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1080 Ironic, but it appears you will have to pay taxes. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1081 I don't think 'just doing my job' is a sound defense in this case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1082 Relax. You look nothing like the police sketch. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1083 Just this once take my advice and take down your profile picture and tone down your posts on Facebook. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1084 Trust me, no one will ever vote to convict. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1085 You realize seeking the death penalty for jaywalking is irregular. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1086 I strongly suggest you take the Fifth. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1087 Our "mistaken identity" defense seems to be working. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1088 I think you should plead the fifth dimension. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1089 Relax. I specialize in getting my clients the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1090 Listen buddy, I don't need my soul back. I expect my hourly rate in cash. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1091 Let's face it. Your future looks rather bleak. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1092 The jury isn't buying it -- cheating death just isn't a crime 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1093 They'll drop the charges if you help with these 7,000 cold cases. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1094 Well maybe you should have thought of that before you decided to shake hands with my witnesses. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1095 Tax evasion? Really? You of all people should know the certainty of taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1096 You're probably looking at the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1097 We cop a plea, I'll get you life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1098 Trust me. It's called the metaphor defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1099 They said you'll be given a fate worse than you 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1100 Unfortunately, the “inevitability of death” is not a valid legal defense to murder. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1101 Call me a traditionalist, but I prefer the black cap. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1102 If you get the death penalty that means you get of scott free 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1103 Don't show too much emotion. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1104 What exactly do you mean by 'a more hands-on approach'? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1105 Just doing your job, right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1106 The brothers will accept $50,000 and you agree to be called simply "The Reaper" from now on. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1107 When I said 'delete your profile', I meant Facebook. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1108 I can promise you one thing, you won't get life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1109 The defense rests in peace. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1110 So we'll petition the court to vacate the ruling. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1111 How do you look at yourself in the mirror? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1112 I'll ask for an adjournment to save face 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1113 I think it's better if you don't testify. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1114 You don't have much of a murder case here, I think we should go with insanity. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1115 I suppose the Legend of Sleepy Hillow defense is an idea 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1116 I know its not a jury of your peers... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1117 Please stop challenging the prosecutor to a game of chess. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1118 No expression is not a suitable substitute for a first impression 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1119 Remember, don't approach the bench. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1120 This case is the least of my problems? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1121 So, you are OK with the death penalty? 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
1122 Why didn't you tell me about the scythe? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1123 Credibility..may be an issue. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1124 Don't worry, they only got you on tax evasion. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1125 If we can convince them you're Death, they'll probably give you Life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1126 Don’t worry – just last week I got Pestilence off on a misdemeanor. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1127 I've never seen anything like it -- seven billion restraining orders. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1128 They're demanding the you penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1129 I guess a death sentence is redundant. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1130 You promised to wear a tie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1131 Enough with this alias stuff. No one's gonna believe you're the Grime Reaper. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1132 Well, looks like you're getting life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1133 And why, exactly, should we appeal the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1134 Well good thing for you you didn't kill all the lawyers 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1135 Next time try to remember: Death AND taxes 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1136 I don't suppose you could manage to show up in a pure-as-the-driven-snow color tomorrow? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1137 I think you're looking at life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1138 Are you crazy, of course we want the death sentence! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1139 I think the best we can hope for is a hung jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1140 Yes, I do see the irony of having to appear in tax court. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1141 You want life? Listen, I'm a good defense attorney, but not that good! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1142 You're in luck--all their witnesses have mysteriously died. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1143 I'll call you as an expert witness during the penalty phase. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1144 I'm your third lawyer. What happened to the other two? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1145 Sorry, I forgot to tell you h-o-o-d-i-e is spelled g-u-i-l-t-y in here. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1146 What's the worst that could happen? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1147 You're being charged with 100 billion murders. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1148 Try to tone it down. I don't think yelling 'I'll see you in hell' at the prosecutor is going to help your case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1149 Any sentence will be an death sentence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1150 If they ask about Scalia, plead the Fifth. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1151 What do you mean you can't do life? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1152 What do you mean who's taking over the case once I'm gone? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1153 Keep a straight face. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1154 And you stole the scythe? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1155 Honestly, I wouldn't worry so much about the speeding tickets. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1156 About my bill, I prefer cash. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1157 Mr. Reaper, the judge is going to send you away for a long time unless you send him away for a long time...if you get my drift. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1158 No, no...it's the other way around: stare at the prosecutor, not the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1159 I don't mean to rain on your parade, but the death penalty is serious. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1160 Stop saying things look grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1161 Trust me, changing your name to "Morose Reaper" will endear you to this jury! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1162 Excuse me your honor. My client just lost his head for a moment. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1163 Here's the offer - you plead to one count of murder, and no contest to the other 6,999,999,999 counts. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1164 Death penalty? You'll be fine. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1165 Let's take the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1166 I'm afraid the hoodie is a dead giveaway. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1167 Remember to say, you 'kindly' stopped for him. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1168 You're early--the penalty phase comes after the verdict." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1169 No, the death penalty is not off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1170 Your case looks grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1171 Let's skip the race card and play the death card instead. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1172 I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to wait until after the sentencing. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1173 Jurors like humility. Don't keep saying that you're certain. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1174 Yes, I remember specifically asking you to wear a suit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1175 I'll get it reduced to life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1176 I am afraid I will not be be able to represent you post-mortem 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1177 Nothing is certain, Mr. Death, but taxes. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1178 No, I'm afraid that won't work - they'll see right through you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1179 Is life-without-parole really an option for you? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1180 I thought I advised you not to wear your hoodie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1181 The judge is insisting that to dismiss "prima facie" you actually have to have a face. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1182 Am I here for you or are you here for me? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1183 The chances of a conviction are grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1184 Please don't do your victory dance if they find you guilty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1185 Knock off the "Your time is at hand". A simple "yes or no your honor" is enough. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1186 Leave it on: nameless and faceless relates more to Everyman. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1187 What do you mean, you WANT life? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1188 The hoodie scares people. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1189 Reap what you sow 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1190 Remember, always make eye contact with the Jury, I think we are winning them over 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1191 It would be going better if you'd stopped tweeting during the trial. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1192 So, the guy was already dead when you got there? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1193 I think we should ask for the death penalty 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1194 You "kindly stopped" for her? What does that even mean? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1195 Guess who's turning state's evidence against you--your good buddy, Taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1196 Thanks for leaving the scythe in the car. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1197 Can we prove the reaping was an accident? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1198 It's nothing personal, but I think I'd like to represent myself from now on. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1199 You have to give them Taxes, it's our only chance. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1200 That's so hollow... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1201 It looks like the prosecutor is going to offer you life 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1202 Just try to not smirk or roll your eyes under cross examination. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1203 They can prove you're responsible for multiple deaths. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1204 One thing is certain: you're going to have to pay your taxes, Death. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1205 All I'm saying is that the eyewitness identification would be much less persuasive if you had worn a suit and tie like I asked. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1206 A 'hung jury' isn't what you think it means 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1207 I really didn't think I was doing that badly. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1208 If your found guilty you could get life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1209 It's looking kind of grim... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1210 I'm afraid the worst option has your name on it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1211 You're gonna be the death of me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1212 When I call you to the stand, leave the scythe under the table, OK? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1213 Whatever you do, don't look at the jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1214 Don't be so grim; you can only get life without parole. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1215 The hood's ok, but you'll have to take the sunglasses off. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1216 They're asking for 10 to 20, but I think we can bargain them up to death. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1217 It is, too, a jury of your peers; we're in Texas. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1218 Plead guilty and you'll get life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1219 As your attorney, I advise you to keep the hood on. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1220 Frankly, I think you should accept the plea bargain and opt for life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1221 The death penalty has no effect here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1222 They are going to ask you why the email server was in your basement. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1223 Don't worry, you have a solid alibi. Someone else somewhere died at the same time as this victim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1224 You keep saying hung jury like it's a good thing. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1225 The good news is they've ruled out the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1226 Didn't I advise against wearing the hoodie in court? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1227 In the ultimate irony, they're going to sentence you to life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1228 Probably better not to mention your boss by name or even location. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1229 I'm not gonna lie. The odds look pretty grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1230 Try to keep a straight face. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1231 Sorry. It's not that your too grim, it's the hoody... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1232 I don't think that holding out for "life" in prison is a reasonable option. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1233 I'm dead serious... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1234 You're making jury selection rather difficult. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1235 How long have you been in mort-gage law? 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1236 I think our best bet is to plead down to justifiable homicide. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1237 It doesn't matter if it is for your job, no contact means no contact. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1238 Trust me, the scythe wouldn't have played well with this jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1239 How many times do we have to go over this? It's you AND taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1240 Relax. They couldn't find any DNA on the scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1241 You really gotta stop making eye contact with the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1242 I'm willing to try a plea bargain of life in prison, but I don't think the judge will buy it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1243 Death be not proud. Let's settle. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1244 Next time wear a tie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1245 So you will plead guilty as charged for doing your job? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1246 I told you.....no eye contact with the jury! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1247 Relax, there is no Life penalty in Texas. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1248 Yes--I'm pretty certain you needed to pay taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1249 Your looking at a life sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1250 Santa Claus I could get off. You, not so much. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1251 If the hood doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1252 When you’re called to the stand, don’t shake anyone’s hand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1253 It would be good if you smiled more. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1254 I understand that you're the Grim Reaper, but the judge thinks he's God. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1255 Ok good news: she gets the house, but you get the Anne Geddes Calendar collection 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1256 It's important to make eye contact with the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1257 Just let me do the talking. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1258 Remember - we're going for Harmless Reaper. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1259 And try not to ask the judge where he got his robe this time. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1260 Here we are... Death and Taxes 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1261 If only we could remove juror #6 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1262 At least try looking remorseful. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1263 Please don't look the jurors in the eye. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1264 I really feel like you should have worn a suit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1265 Remember, if they ask about the Black Plague, plead the Fifth. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1266 I really don't think claiming self-defense is a good idea. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1267 We're *this* close to a mistrial, Dave... can you dial it down a notch? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1268 Apparently your scythe is not deductible. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1269 The good news is all one hundred and two billion sentences are to run concurrently 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1270 I recommend avoiding eye contact with the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1271 You're going to have to face facts! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1272 I don't think they'll go for involuntary manslaughter. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1273 I told you to wear a suit. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1274 I'll move for a mistrial. If the judge says no, you kill everyone but me. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1275 You could get life, but you don't want that, do you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1276 Forget about it. He's NOT going to give you life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1277 Here's the good news, you don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1278 At least you'll have your own row. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1279 Remember, you don't even know what a scythe looks like. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1280 No, the glove defense has already been used. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1281 No, no, no - You're GETTING the death penalty 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1282 Try not to look so guilty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1283 Remember to wipe that silly grin off your face when you are on the stand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1284 It's not me who's on trial here, Mr. Reaper. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1285 Your outfit doesn't exactly scream "Innocent." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1286 Look, I don't want you coming across like just another empty suit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1287 They've offered to take the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1288 There's no jury alive that will convict you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1289 The DA assured me the death penalty is off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1290 I'd say your best bet is to remain silent. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1291 Insider training IS a faceless crime. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1292 ‘No Lives Matter’ won’t hold up in court. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1293 The defense rests... FOREVER! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1294 We will maintain that this is a case of mistaken identity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1295 Well, they are asking for the death penalty, but the good news is that they don't quite know how that would work in your case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1296 The jury is watching you every moment. Try not to look so grim... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1297 My soul? Yeah, I'm afraid the Devil got dibs on that one. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1298 Frankly, I don't think we have a ghost of a chance. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1299 The death penalty is off the table, not that it matters. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1300 Best case scenario, we get a hung jury 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1301 Remember what we rehearsed--you were on holiday. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1302 In your case the sentence would be dinner with Donald Trump 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1303 They can't prove a thing without the scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1304 I don't think they believe this was your first offense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1305 There is a real possibility you could get the live penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1306 Sometimes I get lost just looking into your eyes. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1307 When the prosecution says it "rests," stop saying "in peace" afterwards. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1308 You can't use that alibi. They will see right through you! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1309 'I was only doing my job,' probably won't help much. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1310 Yes, but Johnnie Cochran's not around any more. And whose fault is that? 1.5000 0.20300 14 9 3 2
1311 No, getting the death penalty is not a good thing. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1312 We probably can't argue mistaken identity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1313 Taxes got life but you'll probably get time served. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1314 Before you get all excited, that's not what a "hung jury" means. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1315 And you're absolutely sure it was his time...right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1316 I'm sorry you didn't get the death penalty. I tried. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1317 The good news is the prosecution will have a difficult time finding witnesses. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
1318 Gasp! The hood fits. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1319 Well, what kind of penalty did you expect? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1320 Lets see how do I put this,I think the jury finds you off putting 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1321 So you want our plea bargain to be that you'll accept a death sentence? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1322 I thought I told you to wear a tie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1323 I'm not the one on trial here you know. I don't appreciate your attitude. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1324 Yes Grim, you have a Constitutional Right to testify, however I still urge you not to do so. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1325 They're sentencing you to ten years in paradise. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1326 Ever since the plague, public opinion is running way against you - our best bet is a plea bargain. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1327 I told you not to wear a hoodie to court. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1328 This may result in a redundancy. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1329 The case is looking pretty grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1330 Remember, try to smile with your voice. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1331 Please don't tell the sentencing judge that you're a long term advocate of the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1332 Bad news, there's no death penalty in this state. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1333 I think leaving your scythe in the cloakroom was a smart move. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1334 I hope the prosecution doesn't try to show that there is a pattern here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1335 I hear the jury is considering a life sentence... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1336 Not to worry. They don't call him the hanging judge for nothing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1337 Remember, you were just doing your job. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1338 "Til death do us part" does NOT give you carte blanche. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1339 How about, “His hands are so brittle; you must vote acquittal”? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1340 Just try to sound sympathetic 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1341 For the last time, you're not pleading the "scythe"! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1342 It's going to be tough—the IRS is as certain of their case as we are of ours. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1343 "I'm the only judge around here," said Death to his lawyer. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1344 Honestly, I don't think that you should testify. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1345 I don't think anyone has ever plea bargained FOR the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1346 We need to get the jury on our side. Look them in the eyes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1347 Yes, death is considered a penalty here. 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
1348 When I put you on the stand, don't look so grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1349 I asked you to not wear the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1350 Well, when you think about, the death penalty is not all that bad for you really. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1351 Don't worry, you're not the most guilty person I've defended. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1352 The judge strikes the jurors, not you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1353 My job is to get you outta here alive. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1354 If I get you out of this, can you promise me I'll never see you again? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1355 Inevitability and taxes are not the best legal strategy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1356 Deny, deny, deny 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1357 Income tax evasion? Really? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1358 No, I'm afraid we can't use Faust as a character witness. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1359 I get you the death penalty and you're complaining? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1360 The judge has to sentence you to death or life in prison. Either way, you're OK. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1361 Honestly, let me handle this. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1362 I don't understand. YOU are the statute of limitations. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1363 I was just doing my job is not really a good defense in this case 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1364 Traditionally, you don't show up until after the governor denies clemency. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1365 Case deceased. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1366 After everything, I can't believe they indicted you for tax fraud. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1367 Jack the Ripper is not the sort of character witness I had in mind. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1368 Are you worried you will be or won't be sentenced to death?! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1369 Should I ask for the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1370 I can get you a deal if you can live with it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1371 I may be going out on a limb here but I'm going to assume the death penalty won't be a major problem for you. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
1372 Don't worry, giving you the death penalty would be suicide. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1373 I think I have a conflict of interest. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1374 Did they see your face? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1375 You"re late! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1376 I think our best chance is to claim racial profiling. We should be able to get the 'black guy in a hoodie' description thrown out. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1377 They're arguing that the plaintiff's life was not yours to take. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1378 The death penalty is definitely on the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1379 So it's not technically a hoodie. It still gives the jury an impression of menace. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1380 My affairs? Of course they're in order. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1381 I'll handle the witness; you handle the judge. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1382 I think if we can get the scythe thrown out we have a chance 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1383 Didn't you get the suit I left with your doorman? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1384 I've told you repeatedly, the death penalty is not a plea deal. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1385 You don't have to worry about the death sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1386 It'll be a hung jury anyway. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1387 I must warn you. Juries never find disappearing acts convincing, 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1388 I'd lose the hood. Show them you've nothing to hide. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1389 So you'll plead if you can get the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1390 This trial will be the death of me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1391 Well, one' thing's for sure. We don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1392 Your best option is to take the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1393 He's suing you for unlawful termination. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1394 The district attorney is going to ask for life. He says the death penalty is too good for you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1395 You don't have any lips, so let me do the talking. Let me do the talking. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1396 There are pluses and minuses to taking the stand in one’s own defense. In your case I would go with the minuses. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1397 Not bringing the scythe into court was a good call. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
1398 My advice is lose the hood. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1399 I've been hoodwinked! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1400 You know, the blue cloak makes you seem honest. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1401 Tie! I asked you to please wear a tie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1402 Remember what we talked about. Try to be a little less grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1403 It's The People vs. the Undertaker. There's no way they win. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1404 The jury needs to see your lighter side. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1405 Sorry, but the jury isn't literally hung. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1406 When you told me you wanted to file for divorce, I didn't realize she literally sucked the life out of you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1407 No, the death penalty would be redundant. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1408 No, the State won't let you self-administer. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1409 The court's landmark decision in United States v. Death led to the break-up of the world's largest monopoly. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1410 I think I can get them to take the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1411 We can't excuse those who oppose the death penalty. You are the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1412 Remember, you only did it to get out of the 'hood. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1413 We really need to stress to the jury that a guilty verdict would be against the best interests of everyone involved. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1414 Actually, a habeas corpus motion just might work. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1415 I'll do my best, but 187 trillion counts of murder is going to be tough. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1416 How do you even get ticketed on the Highway to Hell? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1417 Don't worry--without the scythe they have nothing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1418 Our case is simple. Facebook has no right to reject you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1419 I understand that you were just doing your job, but 'prior bad acts' are admissable. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1420 That's not what they mean by "Death Tax". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1421 I like that I'm not the most unpopular person in the courtroom for once. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1422 I think I can get them down to afterlife without parole. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1423 Avoid saying "dead right" and "dead wrong" when you are on the stand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1424 The judge is asking for continuance again. Looks like another set of jury members died of "natural causes" last night. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1425 It's probably best if you don't point your scythe at jurors and say "you're next." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1426 Face it, you're dead. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1427 Ok, now try to look alive during the cross examination. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1428 We'll plead mitigating circumstances - you were just doing your job... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1429 I think plea bargaining for "life" would be pushing it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1430 No, you cannot threaten the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1431 Of course they took it away from you. What do you expect? You just harvested half the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1432 Now would be a good time to show a little emotion. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1433 I'm not sure 'Just doing my job.' is really the best defense here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1434 Your character witnesses just aren't panning out. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1435 I can see the headline now: Death Gets Life 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1436 Ironically, they want to give you life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1437 Didn't I specifically tell you to wear dress attire and definitely no hoodies. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1438 The last thing you need to worry about is a death sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1439 I think 'It's my job' won't work as a line of defense here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1440 Don't point! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1441 You're right again -- another 12 more jurors suddenly died. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
1442 Just play dead - I'll do all the talking.. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1443 And for Pete's sake, don't make eye contact with anyone on the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1444 Relax. This isn't my first wrongful death case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1445 You're black and wearing a hoodie -- you haven't got a chance of acquittal 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1446 The prosecution says you should be on their table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1447 Lawyer: "Remember, they were dead when you got there." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1448 So, let's assume the death penalty is off the table... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1449 If I’m going to get you off, you have to lose the hoodie. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1450 When you glance at the jurors you need to look less grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1451 You're late, and Taxes had to testify with minimal preparation. Everyone in the defendant's shoes usually gets a life sentence, but now I'm not so certain. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1452 On the bright side, you'll feel right at home on death row. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1453 Would it have killed you to wear a tie? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1454 To pick a jury of your peers, we need bottom feeders: foreclosure buyers, eviction specialists and conservative think tank linguistics artists who praise the need "tax relief." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1455 Look, it's nothing personal, that's just what the penalty is called. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
1456 Chances are, you'll really like Death Row. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1457 You're scaring the hell out of the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1458 I just got off the phone with the D.A. She said she'll put the death penalty back on the table, if that's what you really want. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1459 With your history of priors, I have to advise you to take the plea. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1460 Self defense? Each time? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1461 You're telling me you're not afraid of the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1462 Striking jurors is my job, not yours 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1463 I don't think that,'It was his time', is an adequate defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1464 Tomorrow I think you should go with the orange jumpsuit. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1465 There's not a soul in this place willing to testify on your behalf. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1466 Has anyone seen your face? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1467 I assume you have no problem with the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1468 It looks good. So far it's Scrooge's word against yours. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1469 Relax. Each juror will only be thinking about the net time they meet you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1470 That's right -- the defense RESTS. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1471 Maybe the police planted the scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1472 Let's make sure we get you a suit for the next court date. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1473 Well at least the death penalty is off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1474 What do you mean you have something to confess? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1475 We actually GO for the death penalty--then double jeopardy on appeal. Agreed? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1476 Just cutting grass? No, that's not credible. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1477 Their case is mostly circumstantial. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1478 It's wrongful, Death. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1479 I tried to get you off, but they're insisting the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1480 It may be a case of mistaken identity 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1481 Relax. Without the scythe, they haven't got a prayer. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1482 As your counsel, I strongly advise you not to always close your statements with 'because I can'. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1483 I strongly recommend against taking the stand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1484 Don't look so guilty! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1485 I don't think a change of venue will help. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1486 It means, 'Show me the body.' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1487 I'm going for the death sentence. It's your only way out. 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
1488 I don't think we can find a jury of your peers. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1489 Don't look directly at the jury, they'll consider it confrontational... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1490 When they ask what you do for a living, plead the fifth. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
1491 They're checking for precedent on Habeas Spiritus. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1492 Here comes the jury. Try not to look so grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1493 Stop looking at me like that! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1494 A death penalty is a reach. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1495 Don't worry. If the scythe doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1496 It's not like they can give you the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1497 The good news is they've agreed to have your 11 billion life sentences run concurrently. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1498 I really don't think that it is a good idea to put you on the stand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1499 Relax..you're in good hands. I got Taxes off on a technicality last week. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1500 I know you feel cheated, but this is a good deal. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1501 I'm afraid they may sentence you to life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1502 Couldn't you have worn something else? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1503 The good news is they might sentence you to death. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1504 I think we'll be able to avoid a life sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1505 Because he was just so annoying? That's our defense? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1506 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I asked you to dress modestly for court today. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1507 Our strategy is simple-- go for the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1508 We're going to go with the death sentence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1509 They have to acquit. The sickle doesn't fit. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1510 But seriously, I love your work. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1511 Mr. Reaper, I don't think that hoodie helps your image with the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1512 First we get the jury to like you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1513 If we plea, we can avoid the life penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1514 Remember, you never touched the guy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1515 We'll plead insanity, because you have no head. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1516 It's not genocide if you killed without regard to race, creed or color. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1517 I don't think calling War, Pestilence, and Famine as character witnesses is going to help. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1518 When the judge says "death", that means a penalty, not an occupation. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1519 You want to plead 'guilty as sin?' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1520 We can make the motion, but I'm pretty sure it's still going to be called life imprisonment. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1521 Yes, but they can't prove that it's YOUR scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1522 For the last time, traffic violations don't warrant the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1523 None of the plaintiffs will be testifying. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1524 We need to do better than "it's my job." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1525 The best we can hope for is the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1526 I thought we agreed on the frilly pink blouse. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1527 The situation looks grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1528 Next time, just let me ask the judge if we can strike the juror. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1529 Life without parole in your case is worse than death as I calculate it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1530 Please speak up. I can't read your lips 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1531 OK Grimm, please don't go ruin your defense by saying how soooo pro-death penalty you are. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1532 It's not looking good. They want to give you life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1533 As co-counsel, I insist we seek the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1534 After we close this case, I don't want to ever see you again, got it? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1535 Yes, pleading guilty will get you life. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1536 Jumping the gun a little, aren't you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1537 I told you to ditch the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1538 Try not to look at the jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1539 Bad news. The police found the scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1540 The judge may ask you to take your hood off, but don't. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1541 Best-case scenario, I get you the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1542 We need a change of venue--any place that's not Florida. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1543 He'll commute your sentence if you give him ten years. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1544 Look, it was a politician. You did us all a favor. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1545 Don't worry. Time is on our side. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1546 Look, just try to appear upbeat. This jury looks sympathetic. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1547 The witness expired on New Year's Eve...'know anything about that? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1548 I distinctly remember asking you not to wear that. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1549 Just plead 'Guilty'. It's only the death penalty... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1550 That special place for lawyers--I don't go there, right? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1551 No, I've already explained this: "I was just following orders" isn't a legitimate defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1552 The best we can hope for is a sentence of life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1553 I represent the IRS. And you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1554 Stop laughing whenever they mention the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1555 I suggest a different outfit at trial. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1556 I know it's what you do, but would it kill you to wear a suit just this once? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1557 Life without parole is your best bet 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1558 What are your credentials for being a death penalty expert? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1559 The bad news is they have a lot of witnesses against you - the good news is none of them are available to testify. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1560 Take the plea and we'll have you out in half an eternity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1561 No, I do not think the other lawyer's nickname is scarier than yours. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1562 At least they can't sentence you to death. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1563 Your chances for acquittal look grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1564 Bad news, they found a scythe with your fingerprints on them. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1565 I didn't say "let's" get rid of Juror No. 7. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1566 We are going to ask for the death penalty and have you remanded into your own custody. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1567 Your attire is inappropriate for an alleged serial killer. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1568 It'd really help if you stopped dressing like that. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1569 Try to maintain eye contact with the jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1570 Let's tell the judge that you were only doing your job. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1571 We're having some trouble finding impartial jurors. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1572 I don't think the cloak is helping you with the jury... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1573 Of course We'll appeal it if they give you "Life." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1574 Our only chance is a hung jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1575 You really are the client from hell 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1576 I think your Facebook profile is going to hurt us. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1577 I don't feel like I am representing you in the best light. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1578 “I say we plea bargin for the death penalty." - the Grim Reaper is actually the lawyer (my fave) or the other guy could be the lawyer (it's a two-for!). 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1579 I specifically asked you not to wear a hoodie to court. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1580 Your chances of acquittal are grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1581 No, I don't have any books on black magic. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1582 You may prejudice the jury 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1583 Public defenders can't afford to dress you for court. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1584 With any luck, the prosecutor will go for the Death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1585 Don't worry, if you've killed as many people as you say then death row is a cinch. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1586 You've got a bit of an image problem. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1587 You realize that the death penalty isn't available in civil cases, don't you? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1588 I don't care who you are. I still have to execute your case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1589 Im not sure how to tell you this.... but they gave you death. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1590 Oh man, you smell like... forget it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1591 I’m sorry. I thought you would be okay with pleading to the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1592 You're not proud, are you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1593 Will you stop asking for the death penalty! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1594 He's going to ask for whom the bell tolls. Whatever you do, don't answer! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1595 I know, but please just say, "Not guilty, Your Honor." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1596 Being sick of talking heads is not a defense. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1597 I didn't realize Hell had a law school. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1598 There latest deal is eternal misery in the burning fires of hell, plus life. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1599 Is that your only suit? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1600 I told you not to wear your work clothes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1601 I should warn you that everyone is trying to cheat you 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1602 Only YOU could think the death penalty is a slap on the wrist. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1603 It could be worse, it could be the death sentence... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1604 Let's see if I can talk them down to accessory after the fact. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1605 Look whose calling who an "empty suit"..... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1606 They're offering you life, but we can probably talk them up from there. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1607 You could be looking at life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1608 They're sentencing you to life. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1609 Now, whenever I object, I want you to give an innocent look to the jury. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1610 Juror #4 is asking that you stop staring at her like that. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1611 We're all requesting a continuance 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1612 Your request for a chess match has been denied. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1613 We're changing your name. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1614 I'm sorry, the best I can get you is life. 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
1615 Worst case, they give you life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1616 I'm sorry to say this case is taking a grave turn. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1617 I think we're okay, we've got 3 Zombies on the Jury 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1618 Wait - I thought I was here to defend you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1619 If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: you reap what you sow. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1620 Remember "just doing my job" is not an affirmative defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1621 I think we have to drop the self-defense plea. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1622 what do you mean anything but the "death" sentence ??? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1623 I completely agree. There's no way they'll recognize you without the scythe. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
1624 Could you try to look less grim? 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
1625 We have to play the 'troubled childhood' card. 1.4545 0.15746 11 6 5 0
1626 Hey man, If you had just paid your taxes, we wouldn't be here..... 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
1627 With this jury, you could get life. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
1628 I would consider "aggravated stalking" a win. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
1629 All of our witnesses are dead. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
1630 It will be easier now that we succeeded in getting a separate trial for Taxes. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
1631 Clients don't usually ask me to argue for "Death". 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
1632 They're blaming you for the hung jury too. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
1633 When the Prosecution asks you to take the stand, do that evil laugh thing. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1634 No, despite what you may think, a hung jury does not mean you can go back to work. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1635 My strategy is to just buy us a little more time. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1636 Can you get me out of this? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1637 I think I can get them to take death off the table. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1638 Take my advice and don't smile at any of the jurors. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
1639 They found a scythe at the scene. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1640 Understand, you're looking at life. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
1641 Cheer up, you could get life. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1642 It's about who you didn't kill. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1643 I AM the death penalty 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1644 Suppose I plead guilty to taxes. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
1645 The judge believes he can try you in absentia. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
1646 This looks tough. Do you have any character witnesses we could call? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1647 It's looking grim, Reaper. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1648 I think we have a pretty good shot at a mistrial. You're scaring the crap out of the jurors. 1.4167 0.22891 12 9 1 2
1649 Don't let them intimidate you! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1650 Worse case scenario, they give you life. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1651 Stop looking so grim and we can win this. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1652 Try not to look so vacuous when you testify. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1653 I'll be brief... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1654 Remember, no eye contact with the jury. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1655 I don't think parole is an option here, buddy. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1656 The good news is if you take the stand we might end up with a hung jury. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
1657 I know its your image - but you have to ditch the hoodie! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1658 I told you to lose the 'hoodie', and wear a suit. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1659 We're down to 7 million first degrees and 3 counts of manslaughter. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1660 I think we have a good shot at avoiding a life sentence. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1661 Remember, we're trying to highlight your cuddly side 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1662 To be honest, I'd be surprised if you get life. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1663 If any of your past is found admissible, you'll have to take a plea. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1664 You sure you want to enter a guilty plea...You'll be sentenced to 'Life'. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1665 If you're sure they won't testify against you, then don't take the deal. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1666 Just don't touch me until after the verdict is read. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1667 We may be looking at life! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1668 The judge doesn't see why you need to be in the witness protection program! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1669 Not gonna lie, Mr. Reaper. It looks grim. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1670 Don't worry...the death penalty is off the table, the most you can get is life. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1671 The statute of limitations has expired on your case against Methuselah. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1672 Scalia? He's the one in the middle, next to Roberts. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1673 It's tricky--you might get the death penalty. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1674 Just because I wear hoodie, people assume I'm guilty. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1675 Calling you "He-who-must-not-be-named" might weaken your defense. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1676 I'd like to save you until the end. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1677 I don't think we should put you on the stand 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1678 Sorry you have to go empty-handed. My client took the life sentence deal. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1679 File a motion to kill this next witness. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1680 It's not the hoodie itself that I'm worried about. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
1681 Pretend like you're holding an invisible baseball and the gloves won't fit. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1682 It would have helped if you hadn't shown up looking like death warmed over. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1683 I assume you're okay with the death penalty. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1684 Can't you just hang the jury? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1685 As your accountant, I told you it was inevitable. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1686 What are you pleading? Not guilty or not here? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1687 We're going to go with an identity theft defense. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1688 We have to prove they weren't premeditated. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1689 Not your actual work suit - a suit you would wear to work. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1690 Unfortunately that's not what they mean by habeus corpus. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1691 Well, the fact that you're already dead might work in our favor. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1692 Bad luck; this judge is pro-life. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1693 This is your first offense, right? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1694 Good news! He's a hanging judge! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1695 I really thought his time was up! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1696 As your lawyer, I'm advising you not to say anything about your support for the death penalty. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1697 Finding an unbiased jury might be a problem. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1698 No. The death penalty is not just a time out. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1699 If we're lucky...they"ll offer a death sentence 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1700 You do the final argument. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1701 'Now look, that makes two judges, four jury members and one bailiff. I think they get your message, OK ?' 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1702 It's looking pretty grim. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1703 Just say you are self employed. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1704 As your tax attorney, I have to tell you, the outcome looks pretty certain. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
1705 I think a saffron robe would look friendlier. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1706 I don't suppose we'll be able to find any character witnesses. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1707 o.k. - just try to look innocent like we practiced. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1708 I hear you, but innocent until proven guilty just isn't going to work for us here. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
1709 What was it you said your name was again? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1710 Well, we can't really deny that you did it. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1711 In your case, you'll receive the life penalty. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1712 You're not helping! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1713 For the trial I said formal dress not normal! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1714 Remember to give the jury your killer smile. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1715 Now's your last chance: Have you ever killed anyone before? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1716 So, ummm, how do you feel about the death penalty? I would advise you to refrain from calling the death penalty, simply another day at the office. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1717 If only we didn't have jurors 3 and 7 ... just sayin'. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1718 I still think a suit and tie would work better. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1719 I'm going to push the rationale that a death sentence would be superfluous. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1720 You do realize this may mean life. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1721 How is it not a penalty? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1722 Just a reminder, the death penalty is on the table. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1723 Hard to find a sympathetic jury. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1724 Try not to appear excited when they ask for capital punishment. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1725 I told you to stop pointing at Juror #5. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1726 Yes I think at least one juror is intimidated 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1727 "Don't be offended if they refer to you as an empty suit. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1728 You're looking at life, pal. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1729 I'm sorry, there is no death penalty in this state. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1730 Just remember, they cheated you. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1731 Concurrent or consecutive sentences: does it matter? 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
1732 Um, yes I did say wear a dark suit. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1733 I advise you to take the 5th, as well as the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1734 It's a deposition...not an inquisition 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1735 The restraining order is for stalking. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1736 You'll have to dump the hoodie if you want to impress this judge. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1737 You promised the next time we're called in front of the Senate, I could wear it! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1738 Lucky for you everyone's wearing them. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1739 To tell you the truth, I don't know how they would handle the death penalty in your case. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1740 Well, maybe if you didn't look so grim, we could get the jury on our side. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1741 Looks like your only chance is a hung jury. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1742 I doubt you'll get life 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1743 I agree, losing the scythe should help your defense 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1744 I'll assume you will be seeking the death penalty. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1745 Stop it. I’ll handle jury selection. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1746 Would it kill you to wear a suit? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1747 They're enhancing the charge to aggravated reap. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
1748 "sure, but I don't think self defense is on the table". 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1749 I'm afraid you got life. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1750 Don't worry, I've never lost a case on facial insufficiency. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1751 Sorry to waste your time but we decided to go for Life without parole. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1752 Yes, I'm sure 'absence of malice' will not be effective here! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1753 Coincidence? You've identified at every crime scene! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1754 No, I don't think calling The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as character witnesses is a good idea. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1755 Great, give them the vacant look when they ask you where you were the night of the murder. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1756 You'll get off no problem- I was on O.J.'s defense team. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1757 I'm with the I.R.S. And you are...? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1758 With the number of prior convictions, I recommend you plead. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1759 You needn't ring your death knell every time I say "I object". 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1760 No problem. The death penalty would be double jeopardy. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1761 You're looking at 100 billion counts, but I'm pretty sure I can get the Hitler charge dropped. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1762 I know there's nothing wrong with a hoodie, but could you try to wear a suit when you testify? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1763 Nice to finally meet you face to hole. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1764 I'm not sure calling Pestilence, War and Famine as character witnesses was the best idea. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1765 I don't think you have to worry, they have taken the death penalty off the table. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1766 Damn. It's Prima facie. Death and taxes. 1.4000 0.26667 10 8 0 2
1767 Given ALL of your priors, I have to say, it doesn't look good. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1768 Lucky for you, it's a hung jury. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1769 If nobody turns up the scythe, you could walk. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
1770 Death penalty? You’ll have to be more specific. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
1771 I'll do the talking. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1772 No, I don't think the robe makes you look "judicial." 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
1773 The plaintiff is claiming a loss in future earnings 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1774 You couldn't have worn a suit? You just look guilty. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
1775 The line up was clearly biased. The witness couldn't even see your face. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1776 Remember, I'll do the talking. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1777 I have to be honest, it's going to be very hard for you to get a fair trial here in Florida. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1778 I told you, no hoodies in court. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1779 If you'll plead out the scythe charge, I can make the rest of it go away. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1780 It looks pretty grim. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
1781 You can relax, it's just the death penalty. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
1782 No, I don't think self-defense will work in this case 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1783 The bad news is the judge supports the You Penalty. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1784 You sure you want to stick with the Holy Ghost defense? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
1785 Don't worry. The prosecutor is an empty suit. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1786 It seems the witnesses are all deceased. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
1787 Let's plea bargain for the death penalty. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1788 The hoodie was not a good idea. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1789 At this time, I'd like to call the court's attention to my client's long history of charitable works in the community. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1790 My fault -- I did tell you to dress in business attire. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1791 I understand but you guys can't double park seven horses in this city! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1792 It's "So help me God." You don't have to mean it. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
1793 I don't think you're getting out of this unscythed 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1794 No, Mr. Reaper, 'till death us do part' is not considered plea bargaining. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1795 Let's make sure I understand. You want the death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1796 You've an appointment with me? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1797 Now, remember to keep your poker-face when you sit up there. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1798 You're right. The hoodie does make you less threatening. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
1799 They're not buying that it was an accident. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1800 You don't have a prayer. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1801 By the way... I have some bad news. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1802 Remember, I'll do all the talking. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1803 When the bailiff says "all rise", don't get cute. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1804 The way I see it, your a deadman. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1805 Don't worry, you'll get off, even I don't recognize you! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1806 I'm pretty sure we can wrangle joint custody of the kids, but she's probably going to get the pale horse. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1807 Let's open with a statement about all the times when you changed your mind. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1808 as your lawyer I have to tell you that your outlook is very Grimm 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
1809 A lawyer can do just so much. You need an image consultant and a stylist. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1810 I hear orange is the new black 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1811 Trust me; they haven't got a ghost of a chance. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1812 The vows clearly said you can just leave. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1813 Bad news from the DA: the death penalty is off the table. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1814 They're threatening to take Death off the table 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1815 No. You can't approach the witness. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
1816 Just give her the house and car before she starts bringing up the other stuff. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1817 On the plus side, capital punishment in this state is "beheading". 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1818 You really need to stop giggling every time the prosecutor mentions the death penalty. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1819 For the last time, stop referring to the jury as a "death panel." 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1820 Do you still have that buddy that can help you cheat death? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1821 Wipe that guilty look off your face. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1822 I plea bargained from attempted murder to practicing acupuncture without a license. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1823 I'm afraid that this state has abolished the death penalty. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
1824 Remember what I told you - NO giggling if you get the death penalty 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1825 So, no matter what happens, we’re still good, right? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1826 I guess no matter what, it's a Death sentence. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1827 Do you have to be so dramatic? It's only a parking ticket. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1828 Without the scythe, they're just pointing fingers too. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1829 Exactly what part of "suit and tie" didn't you get? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1830 It's worse than we thought. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1831 What's the worst you can get? Life? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1832 Relax, Ichabod, I'll get you off. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1833 I told you security would take your scythe. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1834 We are going for assisted suicide. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1835 Good news is the EMTs brought your victim back, so the charge is reduced from first degree murder to attempted murder. Bad news is with your prior record, you're looking at a pretty stiff sentence. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1836 Are you sure you don't want to plead and get life? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1837 It's in the bag - this state doesn't have a death penalty. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1838 I'm pretty sure that would be contempt of court. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1839 A suit and tie wouldn't kill you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1840 Yes, you can plead self-defense if you're not bothered by loud laughter. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1841 Bad news, the scythe is exhibit 1 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
1842 I'm sorry, but "somebody has to do it" is not a viable defense. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1843 The courtroom artist's going to struggle with you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1844 Don't come out unless you hear "summary judgment". 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1845 I'm feeling good about a hung jury! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1846 Look right at number four when you say 'death penalty' and he'll come around. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1847 Remember, don't let them bait you on your involvement with the tobacco industry. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1848 If we lose it will be deja vu. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1849 I told you, no hoodies. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1850 I recommend you plead the scythe. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1851 I can only prove your innocence beyond a shadow of a doubt. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1852 I've always wondered....how do you eat? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1853 I asked you not to dress like the judge. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1854 Could you LOOK any more guilty? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1855 Why do I always have to be "taxes"? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1856 You definitely won't get life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1857 Putting on a good face is critical. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1858 If he asks if you have no sense of decency, plead the Fifth. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1859 What do you mean the sickle is the under the desk? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1860 Please stop giggling every time the word death is mentioned. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1861 But, all your peers are dead. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1862 No, you're doing the closing. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1863 I think I can get you a life sentence. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1864 I should tell you, the judge is not happy about those 100 billion dead bodies. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1865 Yes, I definitely recommend taking the 5th! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1866 I understand--but do your best to make eye contact with the jury anyway. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1867 In your case the death penalty is probably moot. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
1868 You should plea 'guilty' and hope for the death penalty. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
1869 I'm afraid the jury doesn't like the look of you either. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
1870 "Death comes for us all" is not a good defense. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
1871 "Keep a poker face". 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
1872 I thought we talked about the hoodie. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
1873 Thanks for not bringing your scythe. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1874 No worries, prior bad acts are excluded 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1875 They're not buying our "first time offender" plea. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1876 Things look pretty grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1877 The judge says no hoodies. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1878 Your CPA is dead? Now you tell me? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1879 I'm having trouble reading your lips. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1880 You might want to ditch the hoodie 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1881 The Devil made you do it? That could be a defense! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1882 I'm going to try to get him to waive the death penalty but you'll have to plead guilty to aggravated assault with a sickle. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1883 You didn't tell me about your record. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1884 It's a hung jury. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1885 If we plea, I can get you life. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1886 Wait, I'm getting life? This should be interesting. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1887 Relax--you know you'll never serve life. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1888 That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to wear a killer outfit. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1889 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1890 I think it's best you don't testify. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1891 Why yes, I do see you getting life without parole as being rather ironic 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1892 The death penalty is the least of your worries. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1893 They want to impose the Life Penalty. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1894 Stick to the story. You are personally opposed to the death penalty. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1895 How ironic - they're asking for the death penalty. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1896 My last lawyer seemed more optimistic! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1897 Now, let me get this straight ... you prefer to settle out of court and bargain with the devil? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1898 Let the jury look you straight in the eye. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1899 Don't throw yourself upon the mercy of the court. Remember, you want the death penalty. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1900 Your win would be my loss. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1901 As your attorney I have to advise you against telling each member of the court the date of their demise. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1902 No, punishable by death does not mean you get to pick your own sentence. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1903 You look surprised.. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1904 I don't want to harp on this, so to speak, but your hoodie is sending the wrong message. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1905 The judge thinks he saw you in a Bergman movie. Yes or no. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
1906 Yes, the judge and jury are aware that your arresting officers and the district attorney all passed away this week. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
1907 Don't worry - they can't possibly give you a life sentence. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
1908 I need you to say you feared for your safety. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1909 The trial ahead is looking Grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1910 Remember to tell the truth but don't bring up that death stuff 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1911 Bad idea telling the jury ‘All will come to me in the end’ 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1912 Sorry, no habeas corpus without a corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1913 Obviously,the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1914 Yes, I know you are guaranteed a jury of your peers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1915 I'll waive my fee, if you give back my soul. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1916 I know you want a hung jury but they've got you on tax evasion! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1917 To gain the jury's sympathy I advise you to be not proud. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1918 I don't think you can plea bargain for the death penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1919 You want the death penalty? This is tax court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1920 Judge Reynolds spares no one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1921 Remember you didn't do a thing. You were just the welcome committee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1922 I thought we agreed that you were going to wear a suit today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1923 They've offered you a great plea--I think you'll really reap the benefits. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1924 'Their time was up' is not a good defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1925 You HAVE to face it now Sheldon! The judge is giving me that look. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1926 They're calling a fingerprint expert for the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1927 If you want people to believe you're innocent, the hoodie has to go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1928 You must have misunderstood. I said I am deadly in court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1929 I told you to wear the blue cloak. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1930 The good news is, we should be done by lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1931 Try to present a bright picture of yourself. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1932 Must I remind you? Facial expressions are important for the jury 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1933 Didn't I tell you to lose the hoodie for the trial? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1934 Let's just say it looks suspicious when their witnesses keep dying. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1935 You won't have a chance if you sit thru the trial just looking so guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1936 Let's put you on the stand and hope for a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1937 "Yes, I got it Mr. Brown - I was acting in self defense". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1938 Just don't mention what you do for a living and you'll be fine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1939 "God made me do it!" is not a defense that's ever worked before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1940 Like I said, this outcome is not dead certain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1941 If you didn't kill him then who did? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1942 It looks like a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1943 No, you can't claim Habeas Corpses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1944 Will you be involved with jury selection? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1945 Take it easy. We have a good I.D. defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1946 Sorry, but there's no statute of limitations on murder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1947 I don't think taking the fifth is going to do it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1948 Just think of it this way, a life time career doing what you love. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1949 What game of chess? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1950 How could you not know you had to pay taxes? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1951 Remember to let the jurors see your loveable side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1952 "Profiling" will not be an adequate defense in this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1953 He said it's looking pretty grim for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1954 Yes, I’d say it DOES look bad for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1955 Let's talk about your body language. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1956 Is there anything missing from your testimony? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1957 OK, I get you 30 years and you give me 30 years and we'll call it even. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1958 My top priority is making sure you don't get the you penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1959 Now that denial and anger are out of the way, they should be ready to bargain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1960 No eyewitnesses, but you still don't look innocent to the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1961 Don't worry--there's no life penalty in this state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1962 How do you want to plead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1963 Any potential character witnesses? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1964 It's not the hoodie that worries me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1965 I have repeatedly said there is no dress code here! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1966 Try to look likable for the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1967 Your check bounced 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1968 Worst case scenario, you get a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1969 A concrete metaphor comes to mind.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1970 Can you arrange for a hung jury? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1971 Levitate to the stand and show the jury that you're not just another ass in a costume. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1972 Thank god, any mention of Death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1973 Ok, my case is that unless they can come up with the scythe, there's reasonable doubt 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1974 How did you manage not to escape detection? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1975 Let's not mention your regular job. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1976 I don't think the second amendment covers your scythe 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1977 We're seeking the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1978 How are you not in jail yet? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1979 I know you're an expert witness, but this is a TAX case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1980 Your moral objections to the death penalty are surprising, but duly noted. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1981 Keep your mouth shut. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1982 Fortunately, this State does not carry the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1983 Sorry, sir, but I don't own a blue tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1984 Take the plea bargain. Trust me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1985 Try not to look so grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1986 Your email is Death@gmail.com? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1987 We had to 'dig' up a jury of your peers...12 cadavers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1988 Somehow I just don't think that ' Guilty, With An Explanation' will work . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1989 The good news is we're in Texas. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1990 Yes, Community Service, but... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1991 What made you think the sickle would get through security? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1992 No, no . . . _you're_ going to be executed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1993 Remember, the scythe was next to the body when you arrived. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1994 The prosecution has agreed to take the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1995 Worst case scenario, you'll be sentenced to life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1996 Don't look so grim, you reap what you sow! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1997 Listen, Leroy. Quoting the Unabomber is not helping your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1998 Can we try jury selection my way? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1999 Remember to smile and make eye contact with the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2000 Ya. I just think scythe or no scythe, you're doomed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2001 Well, you could accept the plea deal to become a Life Coach in Canada. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2002 Stop pointing at the jury and telling them that one day you will be coming for them. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2003 They can't acquit, the hood actually fits 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2004 No. No. No. ...No Darth Vader defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2005 Any chance for parole? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2006 Good news. The jury is deadlocked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2007 Deal. Pro bono, pro life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2008 I say, cop a plea and go for Eternity with chance of parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2009 It was inevitable that one day you'd be sued for censoring someone's Facebook post. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2010 I advise that you don't take the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2011 We're hoping for a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2012 Death is different. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2013 Lots of guys look like me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2014 I'm gonna recommend the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2015 Well, they can't accuse you of being a two faced liar. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2016 I though I was off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2017 Trust me; loose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2018 No, you can't be judge, jury, and executioner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2019 I understand you are cold, but a sweater would have been a better choice. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2020 Yeah, I said you don't have to testify, but you do have to appear. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2021 What's with the outfit? Do you have a death wish? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2022 This issue has been briefed to death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2023 Did anyone see you in Samarra? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2024 Good news, you're eligible for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2025 Strange how we keep getting hung jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2026 I'm going for taking the death penalty off the table. We've got a good chance with 'time served'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2027 Maybe dress more liberally for the sentencing hearing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2028 I really don't think we should use Satan as a witness. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2029 You're missing all of your 1099-DIE forms. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2030 It's tough, defending a serial killer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2031 Couldn't get a jury of your peers . The morgue was empty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2032 The DA nixed the chess match deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2033 I'm dying to hear the verdict too 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2034 I'm glad you ditched the scythe, but couldn't you have worn a suit? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2035 It's important the jury doesn't know where you're coming from. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2036 We've got em.....with double jeopardy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2037 What do you mean this IS your most professional look? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2038 Well you knew what they say about death and taxes... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2039 If you get me off, I will guarantee you a cushy afterlife! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2040 They've agreed to take the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2041 But the scythe does fit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2042 If you are not that street artist, take off that hood and prove it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2043 I thought we talked about wearing a hoodie to court... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2044 I don't think we convinced then it was justifiable homicide. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2045 Going with reasonable doubt. You good with reasonable doubt? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2046 I'll need a review of all 50 thousand pages. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2047 Yes, it would be ironic if you got the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2048 You have no peers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2049 I think you should have gone with a navy blazer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2050 Okay, when the new judge arrives, please let me do all the objecting and pointing of fingers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2051 All in all, your chances are pretty good...considering they didn't find a sicle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2052 A guilty plea will get you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2053 At this time the defense rests. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2054 We can't lose. You're eternal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2055 Geez, are you that afraid to face the jury! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2056 It's hard to put a good face on this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2057 I think I'd like a new tax attorney 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2058 I say we go for heaven 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2059 We could argue they were at your door. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2060 Let me tell you about my repeat customer discount. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2061 You should probably consider actually letting this jury live. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2062 May I call you Grim, Mr. Reaper? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2063 No magistrate in the country will convict you—you were just supervising. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2064 Hung jury is supposed to be a metaphor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2065 You'd be dead if it weren't for me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2066 At least you don't have to worry about getting the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2067 No you won't testify. They will have to take things at face value. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2068 I think the best option is to plead guilty and ask for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2069 I think you should be quiet and take the deal, if convicted you will get natural life plus ten years, that could be an eternity in your case!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2070 I know, I know, Death waits for no man. But we gotta break for lunch at some point. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2071 The jury would see right through you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2072 If we lose this case, can you at least wait 20 years before you come for me? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2073 The presiding judge is pro-life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2074 I contacted your list of character witnesses, but they all said "Go to hell!" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2075 Even if they drop the charges you could still face a wrongful death suit in civil court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2076 Don't worry. If they don't dismiss the class-action after these hearings, we're simply going to ask for some class members to appear in person. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2077 Don't worry - the death penalty is still on the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2078 Just try not to look guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2079 When I took your case I said be transparent, not invisible! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2080 So you have no objections to an insanity defense? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2081 This IS what I wear to work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2082 You know, a suit and tie would have made a better impression. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2083 I know you have been doing this job for eternity but as I told you before, “I was just doing my job” is not a defense the jury is going to buy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2084 You Honor, I've told him a hundred times that this is pro bono, but he keeps insisting that someone is going to pay for all this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2085 Well, it seems you have some priors..... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2086 I'm sorry -- they never found your body. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2087 Take the deal. It's only two days in heaven. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2088 I think we're in trouble. They're going to call Taxes to the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2089 The sentence might be life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2090 I'm told the DA really wants to win this one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2091 No, not going well...not well at all. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2092 We'll ask for separate trials on each count. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2093 Stop looking at the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2094 You got this. They're all afraid of you. Everybody in the room is afraid of you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2095 This case is going to kill me 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2096 The judge thinks you're a freight risk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2097 Don't worry, all they have on you is loitering. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2098 You should be happy the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2099 His early death was a simple case of mistaken identity. Occupational hazard, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2100 Try not to look so smug. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2101 Yea, it will be a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2102 I have good news. The worst punishment going to hell. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2103 Well at least I can help you save face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2104 If you want the jury's sympathy, try no to look so grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2105 It's a capital case! You might have to 'do' yourself, mister I'm so tough! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2106 You want how many other offences taken into consideration? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2107 I get it, believe me, 25 to life is ironic. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2108 Have you signed a book deal yet? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2109 You're fired, Counselor, I need a fresh face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2110 You will need to explain why the death rate is still one each. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2111 I suggest you plead the Fifth Circle of Hell. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2112 I thought we said less ghastly. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2113 She wants to keep the house. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2114 How come the Judge never overrules YOUR objections? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2115 You're dead to me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2116 I'm basing your defense on no proof of intent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2117 The scythe didn't fit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2118 My scythe couldn't get through security. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2119 No, we can't ask for the death penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2120 When I said we wanted a hung jury, I didn't mean it literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2121 Before I start I have one last question. What happens to me if I lose? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2122 It's working. You're scaring the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2123 If we lose, you get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2124 What do you care how I dress, I'm doing the case pro bono! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2125 We could use the death penalty as a loop hole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2126 Just between you and me . . . did you do it? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2127 Remember, not a word about the chess match. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2128 I'd can't stay and handle your case because I've got an appointment in Samarra. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2129 I said you may take the fifth not Judge Fitch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2130 Remember - during cross-examination, stay grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2131 it's because everyone does agree that you 'just kill' in that hoodie 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2132 So, if I win this case, you'll pay a visit to the senior partners? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2133 What do you mean, you never lose? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2134 I don't think smiling at the jury is helping our case 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2135 We probably should have plead out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2136 They're calling it a wrongful death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2137 Life without parole. I wish I had better news. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2138 We can beat this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2139 We might be over playing the "pain and suffering" bit ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2140 I don't think 'it's inevitable' is a winning defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2141 Good news. One of the jurors is an undertaker. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2142 When I said you should hide your head in shame, I didn't expect you would take it literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2143 I recommend you take the plea bargain 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2144 We'll use your internet entrepreneur status in the character defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2145 Let's challenge Juror number four. Her grandma died recently. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
2146 You're in luck, they're seeking the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2147 Request a death sentence?Clever. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2148 This jury will not sympathize with 'a downtrodden black man in white gloves.' 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
2149 Just remember, you might be facing death...but so is the judge when he talks to you... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2150 I'm already on the dark side 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2151 Your situation looks grim but I'm guessing you're used to it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2152 Wrongful death is really not a good way to boost your numbers 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2153 It's not meant as an insult. Around here death IS a penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2154 I'm glad you came, I didn't have a shot in this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2155 What's wrong with my tie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2156 Well, at least we can be assured that Capital Punishment is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2157 Will you be picking the jury or shall I? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2158 Whatever you do, don't bring out your scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2159 Maybe we should settle out of court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2160 Don’t do anything that might turn the jury against you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2161 All things considered, LIFE without parole is pretty generous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2162 What do you mean by natural causes? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2163 We might have some trouble explaining the scythe found at the scene of the crime. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2164 in Under no circumstances do I want you to look directly at the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2165 I don't think a change of venue would do you much good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2166 They found the scythe, but there weren't any prints. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2167 I'm sure you do indeed find it comical to be told by the judge that your case looks grim - but I really do need you to focus right now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2168 They're not going to care if it's your job, it's still tampering. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2169 Try not to show any emotion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2170 This is a murder case. You need to show more emotion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2171 Please don't take this the wrong way, but I feel that your representation in my death penalty case is not in my best interest. I am going to ask for a new lawyer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2172 It would help your case if you smiled! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2173 Have a snickers when court recesses...you're not you when your hungry. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2174 I don't like where this is headed. What do you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2175 Whatever you do, don't look up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2176 I'll open with Dante. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2177 As your lawyer, I'm advising you, don't take the stand. Didn't you see the OJ movie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2178 Because you're a family friend I'll do it pro bono 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2179 Gotta say, these are the most amicable divorce proceedings I've witnessed! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2180 I'd say your case has all kinds of holes in it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2181 He's offering you life.....I'd take it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2182 If we lose this, the judge'll recommend the life penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2183 Good work. They’re looking for a scythe instead of a 38. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2184 No, I won't tell the judge her time is almost up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2185 Their case is strong. Brace yourself: You may get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2186 Relax. No jury would dare find you guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2187 So getting you a Life sentence would be a good thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2188 It's all good. Ted Cruz is going to come in and sit next to you so you won't look so creepy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2189 Don't worry. Everyone knows you are certain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2190 The jury room is off limits. Eat you lunch at recess in the hall. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2191 Given your history, citing diminished responsibility might not be the best way forward. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2192 Bad news, the prosecution is asking for a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2193 Help me. I do not approve of capital punishment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2194 How would you feel about a sentence of life without parole? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2195 Yes, it's called a "wrongful death" case, but could you try to take it a little less personally? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2196 I think you and I have a different definition of hung jury 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2197 I'm sorry Mr. Reaper, "You were just doing your job" is not a defense we can win with. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2198 Yes, I'm certain that these are my taxes...why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2199 How do we plead if everything you say is a lie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2200 The optics aren't working in your favor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2201 First thing, lose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2202 At least we don't need to worry about the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2203 I told you, lose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2204 In my estimation, it's unlikely you'll get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2205 I swear I have New York values and I didn't vote for Cruze 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2206 Please....no more jokes about a 'hung jury'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2207 Just because that particular sentence is named after you doesn't mean we're doomed from the start. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2208 In the event that it's even possible, be sure to never make eye contact with any juror. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2209 Yes, I know you're usually the penalty, but you've angered the wrong people this time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2210 All things considered, I'd advise you not to testify. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2211 I don't think they'll push for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2212 I think you lost the jury when you ended with "Have a nice day." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2213 Can we get Scalia back, just until November? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2214 It's not looking good, is it? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2215 So, am I defending you as the Grim Reaper or the Grim Rapper? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2216 The whole "'till death do us part" thing didn't seem to work so well for us this time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2217 Now, don't do anything stupid. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2218 Hopefully you can get credit for time served. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2219 Really, what you do is indefensible, but I'll try. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2220 I know it hurts your brand, but we should consider the manslaughter plea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2221 The outcome looks grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2222 It's a hung jury...literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2223 I told you business casual! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2224 I say its worth the risk. If the Scythe is too short, they can't possibly convict you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2225 All I'm saying is that the hoodie looks menacing, Karl. Would it have killed you to put on a suit like I asked? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2226 Our case looks grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2227 The Jury finds the defendant, Death, guilty of the murder of 93 billion people. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2228 They would like to know where you were between 1665 and 1666. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2229 That's not really a fitting punishment for jay walking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2230 Ironic. They're seeking the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2231 "Yes ironically a "hung jury " would be in our favor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2232 The offer is"Death without the possibility of parole". 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
2233 Please tell me you didn't hang the jury. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
2234 But it just isn't happening at the other campaign rallies. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2235 Best case scenario; you'll get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2236 You can't give up now. My wife just took out a million-dollar life insurance policy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2237 No Justice Scalia, you can not vote on this one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2238 Just let me do all the talking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2239 Yeah, but they'll kill you on cross. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2240 Somehow I don't think this is the best way to avoid suspicion, governor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2241 The judge said that feeling hollow inside is not an adequate defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2242 What do you mean, "they can't identify me because I'm faceless", that's HOW they identified you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2243 My shrink tells me that they are naming the new syndrome after me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2244 Contrary to your objections, I still intend to argue for life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2245 Remember, we want the jury to like you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2246 They're obviously going to have a tough time implementing capital punishment without your cooperation, but there's no getting around the fact that you really have taken a lot of lives. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2247 Bad news. They're going for the life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2248 So you're saying I could get life for this? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2249 Don't look any juror in the eye. And it would help if you could be a little less grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2250 Remember, it's not a hoodie, it's an expression of your religious freedom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2251 Your choice of clothing will not help our case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2252 Just try to look innocent. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
2253 Can you work work with me here? I'm not asking for tears, but we're doomed unless you can come up with a contrite expression. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2254 "Self-defence" may be a very tough sell. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2255 OK, usually it's good to make eye contact with the jurors.............. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
2256 You would be too grim on the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2257 I'm thinking the death penalty would be win-win. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2258 ...and if I loose your case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2259 A death sentence will not change your life in any way. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2260 Normally, I'd counsel you to take the life sentence offered. But it does not become you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2261 Keep the scythe hidden, and try to be a little less grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2262 Look kindly. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2263 I'm sorry—it looks like a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2264 That's not exactly the dark suit I had in mind for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2265 You'd rather get the death penalty and not a life sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2266 death becomes you but let's not rush it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2267 You can take that off now. They 've taken the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2268 The whistleblower defense might have worked...but that was before you went and killed Scalia. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2269 I always knew this job would kill me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2270 I recommend you plead the fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2271 They think that you should have had the foresight to not look in the rear view mirror. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2272 Well, he is known as "The Hanging Judge". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2273 It looks like you are going to have pay those taxes 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2274 Just sign on the line and I'm fully insured? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2275 It's a you penalty case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2276 This must be serious. You sent a partner instead of an associate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2277 I'm dying to hear the verdict. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2278 Inevitability is not a defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2279 The judge won't accept the "trying to find yourself" defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2280 When you're on the stand, try to look affable and fun-loving. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2281 D.A.claims your alibi "sounds hollow" ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2282 Did my mother -in -law send you 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2283 I think you're being a little overdramatic—it's just a parking ticket. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2284 If you want to win this thing please be not proud. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2285 Face it. The verdict may be grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2286 Your prospects of winning are grim....unless it's a hung jury 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2287 The jury will like you better if you wear a suit and tie 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2288 I don't think they can produce any witnesses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2289 And then you say, "Tobacco? What's that?" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2290 So, you actually weren't wearing a hoodie that night? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2291 You better let me do the talking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2292 Ok, we're going to introduce you as an 'expert witness' in your field.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2293 Maybe if you pull the hood back you'll appear less demonic to the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2294 My client would like to plead not guilty by reason of nihilism. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2295 No, you can't reap a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2296 The ruling is final; you will be replaced by 2017 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2297 Tomorrow, wear a suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2298 Let's not kid ourselves, the IRS is a tough opponent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2299 I hope we get a liberal jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2300 My objection was overruled. Your turn. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2301 Look Mr. Reaper, we can't just keep using the old "it's my job" defense... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2302 You WANT the death sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2303 So you thought he said "today" rather than "not today"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2304 ''You need to wipe the smile off your face.'' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2305 I don't know, I've never asked for the death sentence before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2306 I can't promise that you won't get life 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2307 The prosecution is going for eternal damnation but I'll plead it down to being a super delegate at the Republican convention. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2308 No, I don't think using the untimely death of Mildred Potter as an alibi will help your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2309 Some bad news, your alibi is alive. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2310 If we get an acquittal, you will have cheated, well, yourself. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2311 This time, don't hang the jury until after they announce the verdict. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2312 Try to look remorseful. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2313 As your lawyer, I recommend the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2314 No, I already told you. I couldn't find any character witnesses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2315 Don't worry, we've got a jury to die for. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2316 Remember your in the witness protection program. Don't give your real name. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2317 The devil made me do it! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2318 What happens if the sentence is life imprisonment? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2319 They found the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2320 You've got nothing to worry about---this state doesn't have a Death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2321 I'll try my best, but that's a load of parking tickets. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2322 Once again, that you only hired the hit man is not a viable defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2323 For the last time, pleading "death sentence" is not an option! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2324 OK. Check that. Maybe don't look the jury in the eye. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2325 they will ask you to state your full name for the record 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2326 When I get close to you, I can hear the ocean. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2327 What did you say would happen if I don't get a reduction in your alimony? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2328 Remember, witness protection can be withdrawn at the judge's discretion... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2329 Though in your case, 'life' might be a good thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2330 Just so we're clear — in this room, you leave the soul-sucking to me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2331 I know you're facing the death penalty, but in your case I think we can risk a jury trial. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2332 Ask the judge if you can approach, maybe it'll sway him. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2333 So as you can see, your Honor, my client, who shall remain faceless, could not have been at the scene of the crime. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2334 You do know "kill me now" is just a figure of speech, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2335 Do you have your voter I.D. card with you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2336 I can't believe the outcome of this case is a life or death matter for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2337 You know, this whole case hinges on the jury being able to see what you're really made of. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2338 Don't say anything about your plans for tonight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2339 We'll stipulate your scythe is a deadly weapon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2340 Absolutely not! No threats to the prosecutor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2341 "I was just doing my job" is not going to be a winning defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2342 I think I can get you eternity without parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2343 Sorry, but I usually don't recommend the death penalty for petty theft. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2344 In a word, grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2345 Don't worry... I have a Plan B. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2346 Don't look so grim. I'm sure I can get you off with just the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2347 This may be a rough go. The judge is pro-life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2348 If only we could stop the next witness from testifying. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2349 Be sure to make eye contact with the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2350 According to my file, the prosecution rests tomorrow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2351 I'm going to try and get the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2352 Wear a tie, take the fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2353 I assume avoiding the death penalty isn't a priority. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2354 The jury's here... look innocent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2355 By the way, I really wouldn't mind if you chose to go "pro se." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2356 ECHO ... Echo ... echo ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2357 I'm here for you. This is Texas! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2358 Remember, "The pending legislation does NOT create death panels." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2359 I though we agree you would smile 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2360 The death penalty is not usually considered a reward here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2361 Try not to give the jury a blank stare. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2362 You should take life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2363 I hate to tell you this, but you don't have a "chance in hell"of being acquitted. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2364 It seems counter-intuitive but a death sentence is not actually in your favor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2365 I don't think I can sell the jury on, "Come on baby(Don't fear the reaper.)" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2366 Would it have killed you to wear a coat and tie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2367 Please stop referring to it as the "you penalty". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2368 We'll plea-bargain for death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2369 Wear gloves when you place your hand on the bible. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
2370 Really ? This again. I told you I am not going to call you Mr. Grim Reaper. Just Mr. Reaper. It works better with juries and I think is just sounds more professional. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2371 Sorry, this crime doesn't qualify for a death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2372 Off the record, does that come in a pinstripe? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2373 The recess is just until your face grows back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2374 I’m pretty sure we can’t ask for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2375 The judge wants to know what your reaction to a death penalty would be? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2376 Sorry. No body, no habeus corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2377 Yes, senatorial confirmation is scary but I still think you should give them your name. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2378 Soon you will be free to show your face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2379 I thought we agreed on a navy suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2380 Just don't make eye contact with the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2381 Unfortunately, I'm having trouble getting in touch with your alibi. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2382 What about juror no. 666? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2383 Juror number seven? Tonight? Wow, what are the odds? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2384 This is a civil case. We can only ask for monetary damages. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2385 Do not pull out the scythe when you're being cross-examined. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2386 You have a right to remain silent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2387 Not to worry. Your face doesn't show up on any of the security cameras. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2388 Being dead is usually a good alibi. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2389 No. They're not sentencing you to "just be yourself." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2390 And don't forget, whatever you do don't look the jury in the eye. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2391 Look, Death, the hoodie’s not helping your case here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2392 Remember to look the jury in the eye. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2393 That necktie makes you look too sinister. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2394 You couldn't find a nice suit and button down shirt to wear? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2395 I think the jury would buy that you lost your head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2396 Mr. Reaper, there is still the outstanding issue of your bill. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2397 The verbal contract does state "til death do us part". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2398 Yes, but the irony of your getting the death penalty would be amazing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2399 We all have a job to do, 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2400 I told you to get a new suit ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2401 Relax! There's no way they'll be able to make a positive ID. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2402 I think we should cop a plea and hope for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2403 You may want to lose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2404 Now try to look cheerful. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2405 So, you say you were at your club playing squash. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2406 I think we'll go with the 'I was just doing my job' defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2407 Yes. Definitely no witnesses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2408 It's admissible as a dying declaration 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2409 If a jury can find O.J. innocent, I'm sure you'll be fine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2410 Jury selection is not going well. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2411 Their case is kaput once the DA's witness has to ID you! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2412 Remember Eye Contact 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2413 It's a slam dunk. This state has no death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2414 Let's opt for the death penalty. It'll give us grounds for appeal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2415 We're going to plead insanity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2416 What exactly do you mean, "bored to death"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2417 The it's-my-job defense has no legal precedent." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2418 Fortunately, the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2419 You're losing face! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2420 Yes, things look grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2421 The best I can get you is life without parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2422 It's better for our case that you agreed to leave the scythe at home. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2423 I'm sure the prosecution will not go for the death penalty, it would be redundant. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2424 Cheer up-- the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2425 That's not exactly what 'hung jury' means, but I still think it's our best chance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2426 From one lawyer to another..... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2427 I'm feeling sort of grim about the verdict. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2428 Say what you always say. Tell them exactly what happens. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2429 You're my legal aid attorney? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2430 It might work to your benefit if we say you own a startup company. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2431 You understand that life is not an option, in prison or anywhere else. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2432 You're not-guilty-self is going to be much more helpful here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2433 This judge is reasonable. I think we can plea bargain the charges from 110 billion counts down to 80 billion or so... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2434 I'm going to win this case if it's the last thing I do. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2435 I am worried about the way you are dressed before a conservative judge. He normally rules against men wearing nail polish. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2436 Lucky for you, we don't have the death penalty here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2437 If you cooperate, they'll take you off the table. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
2438 We need the jury on your side. Relax, smile, and stop killing them. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2439 I want to win one of these before I die. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2440 It's very important - for both of us- you learn to pronounce "mesothelioma." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2441 No, I do not think you have one of those faces people trust. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2442 The IRS will never collect- its either Death OR taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2443 To this jury, you're not death incarnate, you're just a white guy with a hoodie - you'll be fine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2444 Don't worry about it. They can't even spell "scythe". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2445 If they give you a life sentence, try not to laugh. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2446 I get it, 'Death and Taxes'! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2447 We plan to appeal on the grounds that you cannot be sentenced to yourself. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2448 Darn it, I really shouldn't have jaywalked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2449 You may be a good teacher, but you still killed all your students. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2450 You call that your smile? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2451 You know on the stand, you'll have to bare your soul 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2452 Have you got a nice suit? This is a tough jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2453 Eventually, you know, they'll want to de-pose you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2454 It helps that you're active in the community. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2455 He wants a stay of execution. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2456 Don't worry, the worst you can get is death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2457 Please stop pointing at the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2458 Gassed or electrocuted ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2459 It doesn't look good. Instead of the death penalty, they're offering life in prison. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2460 I've got to be honest...your case is looking grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2461 They don't take kindly to hoodies in the courtroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2462 I guess you don't have a problem with the Death Penalty here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2463 OK. So you'll take the Fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2464 Their facial-recognition evidence is pretty thin. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2465 Yeah, it's the truth, but saying "No one here gets out alive" does nothing for your defence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2466 Your chances look grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2467 Are you sure you're disclosing everything? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2468 ALL of them? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2469 She wants the scythe, too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2470 I really don't think the chair is such a bad result. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2471 I'm thinking hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2472 Look straight ahead and don't worry about any eyewitnesses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2473 Remember, our relationship is strictly privileged and confidential. But after this is over I expect to never, ever see you again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2474 I know that is the name you prefer and have always gone by but I feel it prejudices the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2475 I'm not worried if YOU get the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2476 They call me the Grim Briefer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2477 The cloak is not helping your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2478 You don't have much color and a neck tie would have been nice 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2479 No fingerprints on the sickle, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2480 Now they've got some character witness who says you hustled him at chess. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2481 They can't see past the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2482 O.K!, O.K!, pro bono it is. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2483 Your mouthwash ain't cuttin it! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2484 Not sure they'll think the death penalty plea will make it even. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2485 The "Force" is with you... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2486 Hung jury, not hanged jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2487 No witness. No DNA. No case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2488 And please stop telling me things are looking grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2489 Keep your mouth shut, that hood up and let me do the talking 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2490 You will need to convince the jury that you're sorry and will never do it again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2491 I should have mentioned my fees earlier--$500 an hour, and eternal life. And I get the scythe if we win. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2492 Dave, I think this is the right moment to tell you that I've been having an affair with your wife. But I'm going to have to fire you again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2493 At least you won't need to worry about the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2494 What do you mean you don't believe in the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2495 The court won't accept the name "Grim Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2496 I'm telling you, you have to face the facts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2497 Then again, maybe we should have stuck with the jumpsuit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2498 There's no getting around this. You're going to have to put your hand on the Bible. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2499 So I think we stay with the hood. Yes, the judge hates it, but juror number 3 keeps smiling at you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2500 I keep telling you . . . the prosecution has six nuns who saw you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2501 Trust me! If the court can turn a corporation into a person, it can turn you into one, too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2502 Does my elbow touching your elbow count as me being dead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2503 I'd say your prospects look grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2504 Death Penalty? Really? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2505 Ok, I got them to take the You Penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2506 I'd actually recommend not making eye contact. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2507 I'm not sure that a plea of "not guilty" is your best bet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2508 Unfortunately, they abolished the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2509 Now, when you ask if the death penalty is an option, how exactly do you mean that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2510 It's going to be hard to get a fair jury in Miami 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2511 I know you are homesick, but you can't get the death penalty for speeding! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2512 You are lucky. Death has not been outlawed in this state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2513 Wouldn't you rather take the penalty that's named after you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2514 Let me guess, you never settle either. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2515 Well, one thing's for certain, there's no possibility of a death penalty verdict 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2516 Just remember, you're the one who was cheated. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2517 I thought we agreed on sweater vest with button down and tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2518 I think we should ask for life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2519 Your Honor, Death pleads Guilty to tax evasion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2520 Well at least death is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2521 At least the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2522 I told you three times, the DA won't agree to the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2523 "Cross my heart and hope to die" isn't going to cut it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2524 It's not looking good. Throw a kiss to Juror #6. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2525 I know you don't do bargains but would you make an exception for this plea? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2526 We've only a ghost of a chance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2527 Of course, you are aware of the what the maximum penalty would be. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2528 Your case isn't as grim as it looks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2529 I think the scythe is what killed us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2530 Look, I can buy you some time, but you're gonna have to pay those back taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2531 I told you this job was soul-sucking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2532 I don't think we have to worry about the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2533 Did you have to wear that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2534 When the plaintiff takes the stand, try to avoid eye contact. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2535 Yes, I know what happens if we lose. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2536 I will not let you speak in your own defense, Mr Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2537 Ok. Now, remember. The key is to make sure you don't get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2538 I think I can get the judge to agree to a 10-to-life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2539 Change of venue? To where? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2540 But really, would the death sentence be so bad? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2541 It doesn't look good but at least there's no death penalty in this state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2542 In your case the death penalty is beyond ironic. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2543 It's just that the hood has sort of a connotation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2544 Your scythe may only be symbolic, but it is admissible. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2545 I asked you not to wear your hoodie to court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2546 Well, we're not in Silicon Valley. Here you look like the Unabomber. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2547 I suggest we plead diminished reaponsibility. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2548 No Mr. Reaper ,with your record a deadlocked jury is highly unlikely . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2549 By the way, I wouldn't mention anything about that large scythe of yours... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2550 Trust me, nolo contendere in civil court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2551 Don't worry. The life penalty is not legal in this state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2552 Nothing is certain in tax cases. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2553 Your case is looking grim, Mr. Reaper 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2554 Stop staring at the jury -- there are no more alternates. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2555 Thanks for your vote of confidence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2556 Something tells me you know which way the jury is leaning. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2557 In this case, the death penalty is not a good thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2558 So you think self defense is the best way to go here? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2559 No matter how many souls you've already taken-- deny, deny, deny, & plead "not guilty." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2560 Well, it's better than yesterday's SS uniform. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2561 Remember, we have to let the jury see the real you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2562 No...."Death Penalty" isn't an insult. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2563 I think I can get it down to manslaughter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2564 Okay, so remember to smile at the jury 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2565 Try to look earnest, but not too earnest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2566 Gee Rob, I'm glad it's not your sense of humor that's on trial here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2567 That would be a *hanged* jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2568 Yes, 'Habeas Corpus' is Latin for "you shall have the body," but they don't mean it literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2569 Don't mention your occupation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2570 Just take it as face value! I think we can win this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2571 Don't look so grim! Reap trials almost always come down to he said, she said. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2572 Wait. You want me to ask FOR the death sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2573 This should be a breeze - all my other clients are faceless corporations... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2574 I suggest an Alford plea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2575 Naw, trust me on this one - let's leave your sickle in the car. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2576 I'll try to get the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2577 I know you feel cheated, but demanding the death penalty in this case is, frankly, absurd. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2578 You cannot ask for the death penalty for your traffic citation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2579 Yes, so these claims go all the way back to the beginning of time; it turns out there is no statute of limitations for what you did. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2580 They want to know where your body's buried. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2581 Consider yourself dead 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2582 In my youth "The Invisible Man " was wrapped in bandages!!!!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2583 I suggest you take the Fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2584 She'll return your scythe in exchange for her The Walking Dead DVDs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2585 If you don't testify, you might get the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2586 I wont lie to you..things look pretty grim. Do you have something else you could wear to court? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2587 Well..do I even have time to finish this brief? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2588 The judge thinks it is a hollow argument 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2589 You didn't do yourself any favors with that cologne. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2590 Looks like you're getting You 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2591 They can't touch you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2592 Mr. Death, as expected, they're asking for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2593 They're going to push for the you sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2594 I'm sorry, but it seems that you are still liable despite being dead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2595 It's just like we practiced: "Not that I recall." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2596 Why so grim? They gave you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2597 I don't know if the death sentence is viable in Judge Judy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2598 Yes, I understand that a life sentence is not your first choice. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2599 In your case, capital punishment may not apply 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2600 Reaper, you can have your scythe back after court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2601 Death penalty. Didn't see that one coming'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2602 If it's any consolation, I believe you're innocent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2603 When I put you on the stand, just don't look at the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2604 I'm certain taxes will be here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2605 I don't care what you have on your business cards, for this trial you will be known as Billy Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2606 I may have to tell you something GRIM. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2607 I think you are a little premature. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2608 You can't convict what you can't see . Worth a try. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2609 I think we can avoid the death penalty if you promise not to do it again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2610 Reaper has an eco-feel to it, but the grim as got to go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2611 Look, it's a no win situation here. She picked you out of a lineup. Plead guilty or go to trial....either way, we're all dead! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2612 Just to make sure I understand you, are you hoping the jury reached a Death Penalty verdict? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2613 When you take the stand, tell them how the whole thing left you mortified. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2614 In this case, the death penalty is basically just house arrest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2615 Fortunately, they weren't able to lift any fingerprints off the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2616 Trust me: You'll kill up there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2617 Of course I believe you 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2618 I suggest a little fire and brimstone in your closing remarks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2619 You probably could've gotten away with it if you didn't post those photos on Instagram. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2620 We discussed this. You're not testifying. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2621 Tell me... are you absolutely certain? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2622 No, you do not get to 'help with the hangings' if it's a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2623 I've researched your case thoroughly and find that I can no longer defend your actions. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2624 Quit putting the death penalty back on this table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2625 When you ID the perpetrator it'd be best not to point. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2626 What do you mean, you always win? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2627 So how do you feel about the color orange? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2628 Yes, there is a chance that it'll be a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2629 And remember, I've never had a client with a rap like yours. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2630 You may get life for killing that chess player. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2631 You could've at least put on a tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2632 At least there's no death penalty! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2633 next time leave a witness 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2634 I'm worried that the prosecution will be asking for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2635 It would really help if you lost the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2636 It is going to be easier if you confess. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2637 They're having trouble finding a jury of your peers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2638 I told you to wear the blue suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2639 I'll go after her on Benghazi and the emails. If that doesn't work, you're up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2640 Death was the best I could do but I thought you'd be ok with that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2641 Relax, you had to leave your scythe at the metal detector. Now, you're just a random guy in a hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2642 If you plead guilty, they'll drop the death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2643 I don't think you will be getting a jury of your peers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2644 Well, I guess the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2645 Frankly, you've got the face of a killer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2646 I'm the lawyer. I make the closing statement. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2647 I said it was best to look grim during a homicide defense, not look like the grim reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2648 Don't worry. You won't get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2649 We've discussed this already, that would be considered Jury tampering. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2650 Try not to touch anyone else on the way to the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2651 Five 99-year sentences, running consecutively, sounds harsh, but I doubt you're in more than 70 years tops. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2652 it's not looking good... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2653 I WANT A DIFFERENT LAWYER. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2654 This is not what I meant when I said I needed a dramatic closing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2655 Apparently you can't stand your ground with a scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2656 I told you that black hoodies don't play well with juries. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2657 Stop snickering. The death penalty is a real thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2658 Worse case scenario, it won't be cruel and unusual for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2659 I hope you don't think I'm doing this pro bono just to get on your good side? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2660 Keep in mind: O.J. was acquitted. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2661 Bad news, they gave you Life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2662 So we're going to challenge eyewitness identification? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2663 You of all people should have known that taxes are inevitable! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2664 I hear the jury is pro-life. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
2665 Well, at least we know the prosecution wont't seek the death penalty... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2666 No... I'm afraid it's life... without parole! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2667 try to look on the bright side 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2668 We'll argue the death penalty is a conflict of interest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2669 Anything you say may be used against you in the afterlife. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2670 They're willing to take the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2671 And don't bring up 'death panels' again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2672 Lets face it, no pun intended, things look grim Mr. Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2673 You got anything in there that could pass for charm? The jury hates you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2674 Why are you always so grim about everything?? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2675 Remember, he was already dead when you got there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2676 It's the state that asks for the death penalty, not the defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2677 Bad news - they're offering life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2678 It doesn't really matter, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2679 A hoodie! Couldn't you wear something else? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2680 As an expert witness try smiling less. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2681 No, I don't think carrying out the death penalty will be part of your community service. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2682 Nobody's ever tried to plea-bargain for the death penalty! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2683 You should be happy the charges were reduced to manslaughter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2684 You should be more worried about the tax evasion charge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2685 Duck? No, I ordered chicken. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2686 This really seems like Double Jeopardy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2687 Let's stay real here - And that means no more 'ghost-of-a-chance' opinions. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2688 How do you feel about capital punishment? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2689 You're sure you're not guilty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2690 Since this is your first trial for the firm, I will tell you when to go for the kill. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2691 I'm sorry the verdict didn't allow you to save face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2692 Look, we can plea down to misdemeanor possession of a scythe, but I can't do anything about the murder charges. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2693 The eye witness could be a problem. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2694 Leave the objections to me, ok? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2695 I got you a backstage pass to the Justin Bieber concert. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2696 You're looking at the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2697 "It will go better if you don't say "over your dead body" to the judge again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2698 The average age of the jury is 85. What do YOU think the chance of your getting a favorable verdict are? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2699 They'll have a hard time convicting without a scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2700 I think we should be focusing on bigger issues, but the answer to your question is ‘yes’ – if you're cleared of all charges, they will very likely return your scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2701 How many billable hours do I have left? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2702 I say we ask for the death sentence, with time off for good behavior. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2703 Don't worry. The numbers are on your side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2704 Don't worry if we lose. They keep calling it a penalty but it'll feel more like a slap on the wrist. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2705 I'm not sure that your claim that you are the Grim Reaper is going to clear you of a murder one charge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2706 Yes, it would appear that there is a third certainty when you wear a hoodie on the streets of America 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2707 Let me be clear about this...even if I lose this case, I still retain possession of my soul 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2708 Seriously, let me do the talking. No one has ever beaten Death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2709 Good news! Their eye witness testimony might be a problem. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2710 Don't take this the wrong way, but I saw this coming. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2711 Don't worry, there's no death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2712 You couldn't have worn a suit? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2713 Fortunately the judge has a macabre sense of humor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2714 Sorry, evenen though you're Death, you still can't escape taxes... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2715 They can't find the bodies you buried, but they've got you on tax evasion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2716 First off, I'll only refer to you as 'Mr. Grim.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2717 I advise you to plea, "Let me be me." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2718 "Maybe you shouldn't wear that on the witness stand." ' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2719 Unless you're thinking of penalizing yourself, they're bluffing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2720 Fidel who? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2721 Unfortunately, this is not a death penalty state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2722 I'm sorry, looks like it's going to be the life penalty... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2723 I knew the public defender would be the death of me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2724 You could get life. It's unfortunate, but you have to appreciate the irony 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2725 you'd have to admit, these cases are becoming more grim 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2726 I don't think I can get you off. But we can avoid the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2727 I think we can plea bargain for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2728 I can't touch that Bible. You know that, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2729 Keep a poker face, the jury will be watching. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2730 I'm not sure "he was at peace with it" is our best defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2731 So, you are telling me that the death penalty would be a complement? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2732 Now you'll have to show a face to the case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2733 Bad news--you got the death penalty. Good news--that's a conflict of interest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2734 If all else fails, challenge the Judge to a game of chess. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2735 I guess we don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2736 Please, please, please, if he mentions "The Death Sentence," try not to laugh. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2737 Don't worry, I'm a tax attorney. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2738 We'll just tell them you have a great track record filing habeus corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2739 Don't worry. Reaping is totally legal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2740 Wait, I'M just an empty suit? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2741 so tell me about your depression 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2742 We'd be in better shape if you hadn't taken Scalia. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2743 Between you and me, it's hard defending someone who brings a scythe into the courtroom... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2744 All things considered, 30 years isn't so bad. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2745 Why strike him? Seriously, "Angel" isn't that uncommon of a name in this community. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2746 I'm death. That's what you want nme to go with? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2747 Are you still there? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2748 The jury sent out a note asking what the death penalty would mean in your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2749 Well, yeah, I probably could get a plea deal for manslaughter. But with tens of billions of counts, the sentence would still be quite a kick in the pants. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2750 The Prosecutor is asking for a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2751 That's what you're wearing? Work with me here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2752 Remember. You have the right to remain silent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2753 Sorry, "It was their time" is not a valid defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2754 So we'll ask for clemency. They've got you dead to rights on that shell game business. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2755 Did you just call me an 'empty suit'? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2756 Taxes? Are you certain? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2757 It's not your fault, she was a heavy sleeper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2758 What do you mean, you were framed ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2759 They want to know if Grim Reaper is an alias? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2760 I know it's ironic, but they're giving you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2761 Yes, I suppose the death penalty would be redundant. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2762 Do you appreciate the irony of my plea bargaining in exchange for 'life'? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2763 Yes, it does look different from this side of the table Mr. Scalia. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2764 They don't understand that you would welcome the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2765 It's about the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2766 I'm afraid your DNA results are not encouraging. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2767 He said up the river, not across the river. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2768 I'm not saying it's you, but the whole jury died on sentencing day. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2769 I told you to dress for court! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2770 The best you can hope for is 20 years to death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2771 This is a big thrill for me. I usually handle taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2772 Unfortunately, it's death AND taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2773 It's going to look like you don't want to face your accuser! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2774 I think Habeas Corpus is the best way to go here... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2775 What happened to the ghost of Christmas past? He was Scrooge's key witness! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2776 I know you're trying to make a point here, but we really should have settled out of court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2777 No, Grim, I told you - you're just a humble farmer. The sickle had beat juice on it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2778 There's not much we can do. You were clocked going 90. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2779 - I took the scythe cause it might adversely affect the jury! - But they can't convict me when it's my job! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2780 Don't worry. I'm requesting an anonymous jury. They will relate to you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2781 We're trying to get the scythe found at the scene ruled inadmissible. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2782 Look. Accepting payment obligates you to transport. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2783 Is it possible to lose the hoodie? The jurors can't relate to you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2784 Tell them you were just following orders. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2785 Fortunately, the state just repealed the eternal life penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2786 Just remember. We're pleading ex post facto. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2787 "This is not going well". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2788 Would it kill you to lose the hoodie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2789 The judge denied your Writ of Habeas Corpse 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2790 Bad news. The prosecutor isn't seeking the death penalty for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2791 Remember: Don't look the jury in the eye. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2792 Remember, keep your answers short and I'll lighten things up on redirect. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2793 The prosecution took the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2794 Could you try looking a little less grim? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2795 We can appeal, but I don't think a different judge will grant you the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2796 Would you be mad if you heard I don't believe in the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2797 The DA says he won't plea bargain with death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2798 Don't worry. All they care about is the Panama accounts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2799 I don't think the jury is going to buy the 'Dead men tell no tales' defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2800 Cross your fingers, I think I can get you the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2801 we'll call your scythe as the next witness 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2802 We lucked out. The judge is dead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2803 You know, it's not like pleading guilty is going to kill you 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2804 I came to take your life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2805 Get rid of the hoodie. It makes you look guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2806 The judge and jury may not look too kindly at your professional success. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2807 If you were the devil, we could create sympathy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2808 And keep calm on the stand; remember: no scythe, no proof. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2809 It wouldn’t hurt to smile a little when you testify. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2810 If you want a shot at winning this, you really should consider getting a new suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2811 It might help if you didn't say "Yes!" whenever the prosecution recommended the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2812 I don't think the jury will buy the self defense argument 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2813 Don't kill me, but I can't seem to find your birth certificate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2814 To be honest, I've never handled a death penalty case before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2815 If you cop to the first billion counts, I might be able to get your sentence reduced. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2816 As your attorney, I don't recommend requesting death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2817 I told you not to wear that outfit for the trial. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2818 No! No! No! You are NOT starting with the same fan base as OJ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2819 I'm confident the prosecution won't be able to positively identify you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2820 I'm pinning our hopes on re-branding. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2821 Really? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2822 I'm sorry, but the judge thinks you're a risk to the community. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2823 Bad news. You're getting a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2824 I don't think we have to worry about them seeking the death penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2825 If things go wrong, you might get the you penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2826 Try to be more upbeat when you take the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2827 They want you to serve life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2828 I think we should file a petition for habeas corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2829 Don't worry, I'm going to get you the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2830 Just don't react when the judge mentions the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2831 Gender bias is the least of our problems. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2832 You may be the Grimm Reaper, but it's still Murder 1. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2833 Slowing overpopulation is a weak defense, but it's all we got. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2834 The souls were nonexempt 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2835 Stop, stop. . . he said griM, not griN. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2836 You get weekends and Easter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2837 Your look is not helping our case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2838 don't worry, we are going to appeal your live penalty sentence 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2839 You'd think the right to remain silent wouldn't have been so hard for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2840 Evidently, Face Time is dead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2841 The judge would like to hear your thoughts on the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2842 It's still considered a penalty in the eyes of the law. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2843 Your death sentence is being appealed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2844 Know anything about a scythe? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2845 Just stare at the judge and we'll be fine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2846 Life without parole seems more humane. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2847 You will take " life in prison"! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2848 Trust me. 'Wardrobe malfunction' is not the best way to go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2849 It would really help your case if you could remember where you left your scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2850 You'd have had more luck if you'd gone with the plaid shirt and sport coat like I said. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2851 This is why it's so hard to come for a lawyer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2852 Tell him you have a vow of silence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2853 Not one character witness will speak in your defense? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2854 Mr. Reaper, I would advise against you taking the stand in your own defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2855 Just when did you first realize that you were dead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2856 Two things - I think you should take the stand, and what was Elvis like? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2857 The jury might be more sympathetic if you didn't insist on wearing that hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2858 Is that business formal where you come from? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2859 I suggest a habeas corpus defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2860 Life is certainly not on the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2861 Your being here today will assure they can NOT positively identify you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2862 I have to advise you to keep a low profile. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2863 I know the death penalty thing appeals to you but this is only a minor traffic violation 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2864 C'mon, man . . . the trial hasn't even started! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2865 No, killing the judge right now would not be looked upon favorably by the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2866 So what part of 'my client has nothing to hide' didn't you understand? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2867 Listen, Eminem, the Unibomber's intellectual property suit is not just going away; I really think we should offer a settlement. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2868 You should take the deal 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2869 I'm glad you brought your game face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2870 So the deal is I'll get you probation if you give me another 60 years. And you do something about my mother-in-law. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2871 I'm here for the hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2872 These wrongful death cases can be tricky 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2873 The best I can get you is life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2874 You;ve gotta stop pointing at the jurors and shouting 'You're next!" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2875 Don't worry. There's no death penalty in this state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2876 Sorry, forgeting to recycle isn't a capital offense yet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2877 The judge says it's the worst case of identity theft he's ever seen . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2878 Seriously? You want me to tell them you didn't reap the benefits? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2879 The thing is ... courts in this State are pro-second Amendment and 'open carry', but a sickle, that's a whole different issue. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2880 You look like murder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2881 I can try arguing self defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2882 Okay tomorrow wear a 3 piece suit 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2883 Remember, the prior Remember the ten billion prior deaths can't be admitted in this case 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2884 Show your compassionate side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2885 I got them to drop the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2886 You are the Grim Reaper." "Well this time, I'm innocent, so prove it, or you will be my next victim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2887 You're right - you should do the closing argument. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2888 I'll claim you're being framed because of the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2889 I think it's time to put a scare into juror number three. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2890 Its a pretty big list. Can't you just pick out the famous ones? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2891 Look, I know how to pronounce it, but I'm still going to call you Dr. Deeth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2892 The judge may perceive the death penalty as a conflict of interest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2893 They're leaning toward the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2894 You should have told me you once worked for the IRS. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2895 I would take the life sentence if I were you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2896 I think you should drop the lawsuit. They're not going to repeal the helmut law 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2897 Might help with the jury if you had a nickname other than "Grim." How do you feel about "Scooter"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2898 I don't think "If the hood don't fit we must acquit" defense will work here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2899 Counsel for the defense, you may step down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2900 I guess if all else fails we can try the no face defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2901 They threw out 106 billion of the counts against you based on the statute of limitations, but that still leaves 1 billion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2902 It's do or die, not open and shut. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2903 Just say you manage retirement plans. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2904 Don't count on a sympathetic jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2905 It looks grim, Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2906 Your image problem is killing us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2907 I think the best we can hope for is life. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
2908 They're asking for the death penalty, but I don't think they've thought the logistics through properly. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2909 Jury No. 3 has the same outfit! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2910 I suggest we petition for a writ of habeas corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2911 I advise you not to take the stand 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2912 Let's hope for a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2913 Well, yes. Scientology does enforce that Billion Year Contract. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2914 We're good-this judge is pro-death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2915 Of course in your case the death penalty is not a viable option. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2916 The stages here are similar to what you're used to seeing. Deny everything, argue, plea bargain, but ultimately accept the verdict. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2917 I think I get you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2918 The judge is in poor health. He'll listen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2919 You really killed them in your cross-examination 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2920 We'd like to request a brief recess to, uh, kill your Honor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2921 Listen--if you want to have a shot with the jury, you've gotta drop the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2922 I can't put you on the stand. We both know you killed him. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2923 Don't you think you're getting a bit overzealous? It's only an embezzlement case, 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2924 I'm afraid they're seeking the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2925 Nothing extrajudicial this time, ok? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2926 Your membership in Grimm Reapers Matters is not helping 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2927 What do you mean you didn't bring the scythe?! Great, the prosecution is just going to kill you up there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2928 The death sentence is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2929 Things are looking pretty grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2930 There is no higher court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2931 No, I think we can plea it down to a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2932 Can I testify on my behalf? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2933 The good news is it's not a capital offense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2934 Your chances would improve if you wore a tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2935 Because I think if we bring up your zombie days you'l have a better chance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2936 They're seeking the life penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2937 I'm sorry; life without parole. I know you had your heart set on the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2938 How do you know their lead witness won't testify? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2939 I think we have a better chance if we go with your middle name - Larry Reaper' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2940 Try not to sneeze. It only annoys the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2941 No, they won't give you the death penalty for tax evasion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2942 The problem is mainly the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2943 Mr. Trump had to blame someone for killing his campaign! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2944 Ok, we’ll make a go at it, but you shouldn't really count on a sympathetic jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2945 Take. The. Stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2946 Lucky for us they got no fingerprints off the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2947 Are you sure you want to seek a life sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2948 Don't answer any questions about taxes. Death you can talk about. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2949 Get over it - there's no way to get your scythe through security. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2950 My advice? Lose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2951 Try not to mention anything about your past. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2952 This is our last appeal, so please stop referring to your sentence the 'me penalty.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2953 Are you certain? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2954 Life is the best we can hope for. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2955 Don't worry. I think they will have a hard time finding a jury of your peers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2956 It's completely circumstantial; it could have been anyone's scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2957 Bad news. Famine just turned state's witness. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2958 Our only chance is if you can make eye contact with every juror. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2959 Bad news, looks like your getting life... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2960 NO, no, my services are free if you promise me not to visit me for at least a hundred years or more. Oh! would you go by and visit my mother in law later today? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2961 Is the death penalty fine with you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2962 Your attire might be a little grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2963 Good news: you got the death penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2964 "After you testify it’s witness protection with a new identity as an Italian geriatric nurse? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2965 The prosecution is now claiming your DNA is all over the scythe they found at the scene. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2966 Know of any newly available rent-controlled apartments? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2967 I'm glad I've got you as my lawyer. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
2968 That's fine, but then you'll need to do the taxes phase of the trial. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2969 Care for a breath mint? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2970 Try to connect with the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2971 I think you should try losing the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2972 Is there something about losing a chess game that you didn't tell me about? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2973 You can't keep doing that to the jury! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2974 They had it coming 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2975 Well, I wouldn't have chosen it but then again, I'm not guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2976 Death....you need to take the stand....You are facing life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2977 You're killing me here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2978 Remember, you were just the lackey who delivered fresh souls to Satan. Eternal damnation was his idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2979 No, the teeth are fine. Juries like toothy. But let's just get you some wax lips, eh? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2980 We just have to convince the jury you were on holiday. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2981 Mr. Death, as your counsel I STRONGLY urge you to plead the fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2982 Tax evasion? I mean, you of all people. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2983 So the plea is, you go free and everyone lives, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2984 Let me get this right....you WANT the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2985 Worst case scenario eternity without parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2986 The bottom line is....you didn't pay your taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2987 We're going to try to plead it down to being the anthropomorphic personification of involuntary manslaughter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2988 Look, I'm the editor of this magazine, and I get to say which stories get killed. Case dismissed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2989 Plead not guilty then we'll implicate Father Time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2990 It's a wrongful death suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2991 Frankly, grim does'nt cut it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2992 Keep it up and the outcome will be grim, too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2993 Its true people can't cheat you, but corporations can. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2994 But the most hurtful part was being accused of lacking judgment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2995 The death penalty isn't much of a plea bargain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2996 I think you should pick the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2997 Your tonsure is telling 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2998 Just need to make sure we agree on what we mean by jury 'selection' . . . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2999 You should face the jury before they vote. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3000 How do you feel about ankle bracelets? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3001 I think I can get the death penalty off the table! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3002 I'm glad you ditched the scythe, but would it have hurt you to put on a tie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3003 This should be a slam dunk. The prosecution has no eyewitnesses! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3004 I'm sorry I'm not familiar with the Grim Reaper clause. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3005 They have 100,000 years of evidence...Our chances look grim.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3006 Don't worry. They can't get a positive ID on your face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3007 As your tax attorney, I hope to subtract one item from that so called two-things-for-certain list. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3008 You should have appealed earlier. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3009 I really wish you wouldn't take the phrase "face your accuser" so personally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3010 I wasn't able to locate any of your alibis. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3011 The penalty is death, but we'll argue for time served. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3012 So I told him, 'Not til Hell Freezes Over!' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3013 Max von Sydow refused to be a character witness. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3014 If you agree with the involuntary manslaughter plea, nod your hood. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3015 Let's just agree that the death penalty is a moot point 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3016 So - are you okay with the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3017 Death Lives Matter! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3018 I hate to say this, but we're probably looking at the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3019 It looks like we have a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3020 I have to be honest, there's a very good chance you could get the dea... the you penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3021 Habeas Corpus not Rigor Mortis 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3022 You're killing me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3023 Sir, this is a tax case--I am certain we can win on appeal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3024 Try not to giggle if they give you the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3025 Don't forget, don't smile at the jury! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3026 I suppose that an appeal is unlikely. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3027 Pro bono, not pro bone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3028 You can't take a holiday--your trial starts tomorrow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3029 They have you dead to rights, I'll see if we can settle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3030 So what it's a death penalty case. What do you care? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
3031 They've dropped the murder charges, but the tax evasion charges stuck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3032 We think that your visitation rights should be limited. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3033 Listen, can you get me out of this profession? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3034 I am sure the scythe is fine, just keep track of your claim ticket. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3035 The verdict is looking pretty grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3036 I'm not so confident the jury will buy our not guilty plea with the whole "death personified" look you've got going on today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3037 When you testify be sure to face the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3038 Relax, Christmas Past and Present have agreed to testify for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3039 My colleagues get a little suspicious sometimes 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3040 Does it really matter if they give you life or death? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3041 The outlook of your case is very grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3042 They're saying he bought the super size soda from a machine not a restaurant so we may not need you here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3043 This will be the biggest serial killer trial ever. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3044 Remember, make eye contact with the jury and smile. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3045 With all due respect, it's not exactly my fault that Johnnie Cochran was unavailable. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3046 We have a witness who can identify you from an old photo. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3047 No I don't think you should take the stand! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3048 Don't worry, we've got a killer strategy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3049 Well, sure, why not? Go ahead and testify. They won't know who you are anyway. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3050 Couldn't you at least try to look contrite and remorseful? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3051 People accepted you until you took Michael Jackson 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3052 Yes, but yours is not a faceless crime in the traditional sense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3053 the good news is that you don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3054 No, you can't strike all the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3055 The sythe's a prop, okay? I wasn't brandishing a weapon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3056 With 107,602,707,791 counts of manslaughter against you, I recommend you take the plea bargain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3057 I'm sorry you had to check your scythe but, trust me, it's for the best. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3058 Try to smile when you're on the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3059 We will do better without Juror #3, if you know what I mean... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3060 I already have a death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3061 If they find you guilty, getting life will be a miracle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3062 I think your "It's my job!" explanation is your best bet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3063 It looks bad for you, but at least the Death Penalty is off the table 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3064 That guy behind you is kinda making me nervous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3065 I still don't see how your looks will help us win. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3066 In your case habeas corpus is more figurative. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3067 No, that's not what I meant by "the jury is deadlocked." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3068 things are looking a little grim. that's not good in this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3069 Don't worry, I've defended much worse 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3070 The governor is willing to grant you clemecy if you agree to visit Bernie first thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3071 The defense rests in peace, your honour. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3072 Best case we get a hung jury 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3073 You have nothing to worry about. They'll never be able to identify you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3074 First time in probate court? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3075 Our defense will be the law's religious exemption. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3076 I think that hood may prove detrimental. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3077 I'm not sure self-defense is our best option here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3078 I can't be anymore clear, do not shake hands with the judge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3079 Which jury member? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3080 Well, that's not what they mean by the hanging judge... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3081 I told you the scythe wouldn't make it past security. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3082 I dunno, can you make the jury like you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3083 We'll take the death-and taxes-sure-things stance. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
3084 When you look at the jury, try not to look so grim. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
3085 Remember, you've never seen that scythe in your life. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
3086 Ix-nay on wearing the hoodie to court. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
3087 I've told them who you are but we live in an extremely litigious society these days. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
3088 If convicted, the penalty is death which, in your case, would be moot. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
3089 Plead Nolo. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
3090 I'm having a hard time putting a face on your case. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
3091 "We need to produce a witness who was with you that day". 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
3092 We're okay. The Court has confirmed the right to bear scythes. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
3093 Just testify that "the devil made you do it". 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
3094 I tried but they won't take the death penalty off the table. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
3095 I’m sorry Mr. Kenobi, it doesn’t look like you’ll be collecting any royalties from the new film. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
3096 You should come out with us. Your poker face is awesome. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
3097 Don't worry, it's a jury of your teenage peers. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
3098 This will go a lot easier if you would stop smiling like you're going to kill someone. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3099 Maybe I should not have hired a lawyer who was in the witness-protection program. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3100 Don't worry, this state still has the death penalty. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3101 Isn't the death penalty technically suicide? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
3102 We'll try to avoid the you penalty.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3103 No, the death penalty does not apply to parking violations 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3104 If we lose, you may be looking at the life penalty. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3105 We're sticking with mistaken identity. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3106 At least you look less menacing to the jury without your scythe. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3107 You death, me taxes. Together we'd be unstoppable. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3108 Don't worry, a guy like you will kill it in prison. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3109 I already told, I'm not playing Devil's advocate on this. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
3110 We'll just lie; who cares if you get the death penalty? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3111 We'll just tell the jury you're from the hood. It doesn't sound as grim. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3112 Remember, you're to say that you were on holiday. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3113 Doc, you wouldn't recognize me anyway. You were too busy entering data into the computer. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3114 I know you feel strongly about the hoody but generally a jury is swayed by some positive eye contact. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3115 I wouldn't take the plea. It's life without parole. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3116 With a little luck, you’ll get life. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3117 You didn't tell me there were multiple counts. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3118 Sorry, but I can't hear you over the echo 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
3119 Come to think of it glasses might soften your image. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3120 We're not going with- "If you're the Angel of Death, it's what you do" defense! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3121 No, we can't seek the death penalty on a parking violation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3122 You don't think we can actually win, do you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3123 I think we should plead insanity 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3124 Don't worry, orange is the new black. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3125 Either way it's a death sentence. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3126 The case is circumstantial at best. No one ever saw your face. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
3127 You are right, it does look grim. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
3128 Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty on the grounds that he was just doing his job. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3129 Well, they're giving you life. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3130 What? You're not certain about your taxes? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3131 Life sounds pretty good, don't you think? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3132 Deny everything! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3133 Look, I know the Death Penalty doesn't frighten you, but I've got a reputation to defend. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3134 So we're sticking with the "Trick or Treat" alibi? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3135 As your lawyer, I strongly advise that your case will go better for you if you lose the hoodie. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3136 I was thinking maybe life without parole 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3137 Not a problem. Your scythe tested clean. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3138 You were right, we have a hung jury. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3139 When they call you to the witness stand, you want to be a little bit more forthcoming. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3140 They're offering a life sentence. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3141 It's a little bizarre, but it may help convince the jury that you were a victim of identity theft. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3142 No, you can't try on the scythe. It's not a glove. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3143 I told you to wear the navy, I can only do so much. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3144 Yes, chess is more thematic, but much less legally binding. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3145 We'll appeal if you get life. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3146 They have the right to face their accuser. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3147 Legally, doing every other death ever doesn't mean you did this one. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3148 If you took your hood off, you could help your case so much more. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3149 None of your alibi witnesses seem to be available 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3150 Take care of jurors 3, 5, and 8 and we're home free. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3151 We Made It! DNA, Death Penalty Reversal, Immortality 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3152 Go with me here. What's the worst that can happen? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3153 Of course, for you death isn't a penalty. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3154 Remember, we are going for a temporary insanity verdict. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3155 Remember, your an actuary, not Death, plays much better with the jury. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3156 Just keep your poker face. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3157 Do I still get paid if you don't get a death sentence? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3158 Please stop requesting a hung jury. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3159 They're going to have a devil of a time making a positive ID. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3160 Don't worry. The death penalty was repealed here years ago. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3161 No you can't tell the judge you have met Justice Scalia. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3162 Perfect! And I'll handle the tax issues. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3163 My client pleads not guilty by reason of inevitability. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3164 But wouldn't taking the judges soul just prove their case? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
3165 So, you're telling me that the death penalty isn't even on the table? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
3166 I think we can do better than the death penalty for a traffic violation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3167 She may have said it, but where's the evidence that she agreed "until death do us part"? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3168 Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're above the law. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3169 Being under Texas law, you can look forward to...well...yourself. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3170 Well, so much for Deflategate, coach-- but next time, ditch the hoodie 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3171 Weirdly, no one wants to challenge your testimony. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3172 Would you like a breath mint 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3173 We're gonna plead life, without parole. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3174 No, I'm sorry, we needed an execu-TOR. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3175 What do you mean; "what's my date of birth"? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3176 Yes, the hoodie stays on. Now let's drop it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3177 your hoodie will just prejudice the jury 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
3178 After this, I'm getting my taxes done. Wanna come? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3179 You can't plea bargain a death sentence for a parking ticket. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3180 Are you my new public defender? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
3181 The judge has just told me that when sentencing you he needs to take into account the other one hundred billion cases of murder 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3182 It's "inevitable" and "would you rather pay taxes" are not good defenses. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3183 He’s simply here, Your Honor, for a “meet and greet” with the defendant. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3184 Just to play it safe, let the judge see your face. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3185 You can't hang the jury yourself. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3186 Like I said, you can’t plead 'its my job.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3187 Let's put it this way: The scythe of justice cuts slowly, but it cuts really deep ... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3188 I recommend that you take the Fifth. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3189 Tax evasion, huh? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3190 At least capital punishment is out of the question. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3191 You are not in witness protection yet. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3192 I know you want the death penalty but this is traffic court. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
3193 Just one juror not on your list, and we are home free. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3194 I'm sorry, but you don't have a snowball's chance in hell. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3195 Try to look friendly. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3196 I'm so sorry, I know what a life sentence means to you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3197 I think the hoodie sends the wrong message. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3198 You should have gone with the grey suit and blue tie. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3199 You should have picked out a different colored hoodie. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3200 Remember, this is just a formality. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3201 Sorry, I think they are going to give you life! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
3202 No pun intended, but our chances look grim. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3203 I think we may have a problem finding impartial jurors. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3204 So, you're claiming the guy was dead when you got there? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3205 We're going with a Lawful Capacity of Office defense, you were just doing your job 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3206 This is not a good time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3207 Can you come back tomorrow, after closing arguments? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3208 Take it! You'll be out in a 100 years with good behavior. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3209 This is the first time anyone has tried the "necessary evil" defense, so we'll see how it goes. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3210 Telling Juror #8 that his time is near did not help your case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3211 Let's put you on the stand in your defense. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3212 Just say that you weren't there. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3213 Are you seriously asking me if you're going to get the death sentence? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3214 I'm thinking the hood defense--If it doesn't fit, you must acquit. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3215 Remember, without fingerprints, they can't prove anything. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3216 Not now, Death - I have to finish this trial. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3217 Your best defense is that you are a myth. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3218 I think it will be abundantly clear to the jury that growing up in the 'hood had a big impact on your identity formation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3219 I think I can get it knocked down to 107 billion counts of manslaughter. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3220 The only way you will get the jury to like you is if you take out Shkreli. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3221 So is this your first time as the plaintiff? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3222 Remember to maintain good eye contact with the jurors. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3223 No, that won't fly; it really was worse than taxes. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
3224 I think I can get the murder charges dropped down to aiding and abetting. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
3225 Okay, John Doe, here we go again. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
3226 Don;t worry, the bailiff forgot to bring a bible 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
3227 I don’t care if it’s your “brand.” We’re trying to beat a wrongful death charge and you’re not helping. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
3228 Don't worry, we'll put forward a spirited defense. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
3229 I’m not sure if it’s irony or synergy, but I started out as a tax attorney. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3230 You're lucky our firm does pro bono work. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3231 So much for that Witness Protection Program, huh? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3232 Another continuance, right? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3233 Death, be not proud-especially when you take the stand... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3234 Remember, if the scythe doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3235 Jurors tend to look at someone like you as just an empty suit 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3236 Are you there ? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3237 I think there's a hole in our case. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3238 I don't swear in. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3239 No chance in hell you'll win on wrongful death. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3240 You look like a 'New Yorker Cartoon' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3241 Saying you were just doing your job won’t work. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3242 What's the trick to holding up that hood? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3243 If your priority is the scythe, I'm afraid she's gonna take all of the pale horse. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3244 We're unlikely to get parole, given your record... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3245 I suggest a plea of not guilty by reason of inevitability. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3246 Death be not your name? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3247 Did anybody see you do it? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3248 OK, no scythe is good, but I told you to wear a suit and tie. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3249 I prefer my clients to show more optimism! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3250 You're being charged with aiding and abetting. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3251 I see you're wearing an American Giant hoodie... waited six months for mine but it was definitely worth it...fantastic product, don't you think? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3252 Tell them it wasn't a weapon you just wanted to cut down their high grass. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3253 You've been accused of wrongful death. How do you want to plead? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3254 Try to lose the smirk, will you? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3255 Usually I advise against plea bargaining for the death penalty for a parking violation. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3256 I told you to put on a suit and tie and get a haircut. What's up with this? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3257 No, there is no glove you can try to put on. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3258 I cannot advise "I had to see a man about a dog" as your best defense. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3259 Trust me. If anyone has standing as a sovereign citizen, it's you! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3260 You have got to tell me now. Do you ever carry a scythe? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3261 Well, the IRS is certain you did not pay these taxes. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3262 Maybe a suit and tie tomorrow. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3263 I'm afraid that your case looks rather grim. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
3264 You may have taken Habeas Corpus a bit too literally 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3265 remember to put your best face on for the jury. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3266 Mortal coil? Not me, lawyer client privilege! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3267 Don't worry, they couldn't pick you out of the lineup! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3268 Grim, you've done it again. You're in the wrong courtroom. This is traffic court and that outfit has to go. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3269 You're telling me this now? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3270 But you never actually killed anybody, right? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3271 We need to save face on this 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3272 I asked the judge for community service. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3273 Remember, what happened in the hood stays in the hood. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3274 Please don't take him until he pays my bill. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3275 Good point. The death penalty would be a bit redundant. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3276 Just be yourself. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3277 You’re my first client to request the death penalty. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3278 For the appeal, I'd suggest you wear a suit and tie. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3279 I understand you are cold, but, in this case, a sweater would have been a better choice. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3280 Mort, where are the jurors? You didn't... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3281 Piece of cake. My firm represented Ted Kennedy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3282 Do I have to go right now, or can I call my wife and say I won't be home for awhile? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
3283 Character witnesses are going to be a problem. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3284 On second thought, the maximum sentence might be OK. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3285 Remember, try not to over-react. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3286 Why in the world would I want to plea bargain for life imprisonment? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3287 There's a good chance you could get life... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3288 That is not what I meant when I told you to dress conservatively. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3289 Once again, let me start by asking you to *not* visit the judge. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3290 When I said 'Wear your dark suit,' I meant the Brooks Brothers one. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3291 You're sure you want to plead not guilty"? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3292 You know that wearing a hoodie leads to an automatic conviction. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3293 No, wearing your charcoal gray suit tomorrow is not going to fix this. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3294 I can't keep objecting each time they say, "Death Penalty." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3295 We can't win without a body. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3296 That's not what they mean by "hung jury." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3297 Showing remorse is good but in your case showing anything is a bonus. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
3298 Do you really think I'm worried about the death sentence? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3299 I thought you understood --- this is Civil Court --- there's no jury, so we can ditch the theatrics. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
3300 Our only defense is..the devil is in the details 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
3301 Win or lose, we're still going to the party. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
3302 Sure, they're pursuing the death penalty. But frankly, I don't see how they're going to follow through. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3303 Remember! The longer I live the more I can do for you! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3304 No I can't tell them your sickle is a tool of the trade. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3305 It's not looking good, Mr. Cheney. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3306 You're dead to me for the work you make me do. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3307 No, you can't request a hung jury. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3308 The prosecutor is arguing for the death penalty on this case, although I guess that works in your favor. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3309 I advise you to wear a suit next time. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3310 On the bright side, the jury can't give you the death penalty again 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3311 Yeah, I can move for a change of venue but to where? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3312 No, it is not a sentence that is written by you. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3313 I wouldn't be making any veiled threats. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3314 I know you were hoping for a hung jury, but you will have to face them. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3315 I'm hoping for a hung jury 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3316 You're not the empty suit I was expecting. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3317 What's the catch? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3318 As you might expect, the outlook is pretty grim. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3319 We're breaking new ground, but I've handled a lot of wrongful death cases. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3320 When we reconvene, be sure to bring the ill-filling glove. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3321 We could cut a deal if you tell me where Taxes is hiding out. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3322 I wouldn't worry about getting the death penalty. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3323 The problem is that not everyone appreciates your sense of humor. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3324 Remember now, "repossessing," "repossessing," not "Reaping." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3325 I said dark coat, not dark cloak, Mr. Daggert. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3326 Your chances would be better in a suit and tie. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3327 Well, who else can we pin it on? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3328 The hoodie is killing us! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3329 Why aren't you wearing the glasses I got you? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3330 It doesn't look good. They found your scythe. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3331 Yes, I'm certain. I handle taxes, and you handle…you know, …what you handle. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3332 No. Look, it's a civil case--he doesn't get the death penalty if you win. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3333 The problem is I don't think saying"I was only doing my job" is going to elicit much sympathy from the jury. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3334 I guess a tax case was inevitable. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3335 He said, 'Will the accused please face the court.'" 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3336 Look Mr. Reaper, the DA said "involuntary manslaughter" is still on the table. I suggest you take the deal. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3337 Somehow, your hoodie doesn't read "Jeff Zuckerberg" to this jury, Mr. Reaper. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3338 Please stop snickering at "death penalty." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3339 Did you get your sickle through the metal detector? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3340 Is this about your mother again? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3341 There is no prima facie evidence. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3342 Scythe, smythe. We'll never get that thing into evidence. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3343 Look buddy, nobody cheats me. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3344 We're gonna get him. I won't see you cheated again. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3345 You understand what I mean when I say 'a hung jury would be a great outcome for us,' right? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3346 They'll settle for another 10 years. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3347 I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that you not testify. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
3348 I'm not sure that telling the judge to "go to hell" is exactly our best defense. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3349 "Et in arcadia ego" is not a great alibi. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3350 Just sit there and look innocent. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3351 Law and Order: Cybersecurity Unit 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3352 The judge says metaphysical flights aren't deductible unless your Boss signs off on them. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3353 I like the new haircut! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3354 You're going to have to work some magic on the judge. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3355 Remind me again - which one of us is the lawyer? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3356 No, in this court the judge and jury are separate. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3357 When you take the stand, try not to look so grim. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3358 What is this Ebeneezer Scrooge guy going to testify about? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3359 No, look, we went over this already -- you *don’t* want a hung jury. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3360 I take it the prospect of a life sentence doesn't phase you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3361 Remember: deny everything. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3362 Duck. She said the robberr was wearing a hoodie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3363 I told you not to wear your hoodie! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3364 I see this isn't the first time you've faced life. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3365 I'm claiming you were only doing your job. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3366 We know you did it, but when is it going to stop? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3367 I told you, I don't have ANY character witnesses. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3368 You didnt tell me you were in the 'hood 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3369 You better prepare yourself for the death penalty. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3370 You tried to sneak your scythe past security again, didn't you? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
3371 Don't look so grim, you always win in the end. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3372 So, your saying no need to bother taking the 5th. Hmmm. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3373 Good news. They're going for the death penalty. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3374 Plead insanity. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3375 The D.A. is asking for life. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3376 I guess keeping in touch with facetime is out of the question. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3377 Unless they can somehow tie the scythe to you, there's a good chance of acquittal. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3378 No, I agreed only to act as your local counsel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3379 Sorry, but "until death do us part" won't be a good defense 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3380 Just be quiet, sit still, and try an look innocent... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3381 The burden is on the prosecution to produce a body. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3382 When I said dress up this is not what I meant 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3383 I'd lose the hood if I were you. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3384 I don't intend to put you on the stand. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3385 I'm doing this work pro malus. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3386 Would a suit and tie have killed you? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3387 Keep your mouth shut and let me do all the talking. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
3388 Can I tell the jury that you are willing to commute their death sentence. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3389 Just to confirm, you want to plead guilty. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3390 Y'know, the victim was killed with a scythe. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3391 Personally, I like your outfit. Not sure about the jury. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3392 Looks like they're seeking the death penalty. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3393 "You should maintain eye contact with the jurors so they believe your innocence". 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3394 So - you're saying Ingmar Bergman can vouch that you were on the beach on the day in question? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3395 Just plead not guilty, and try to look innocent 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3396 No, Mr. Reaper by saying "Corpus Delicti" the hot prosecutor was not flirting! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3397 Okay - it looks like we're stuck with the reaping, but could you be a little less grim? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3398 Mr. Reaper, as your counsel, I am advising to stop claiming that you oversee all "encryptions". 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3399 So this is what you are going with,what are you? who are you? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3400 If the glove doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3401 Mr. Reaper, didn't we agree on a new hood when the charge is murder? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3402 I might be able to get the murder charge reduced to 'Following Too Close'. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3403 Please remember, next time wear a suit and tie. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3404 Think of it this way, encountering juror bias is not unusual, but simply a matter of degree. In some cases, like yours, it just seems to be a tad more pronounced. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3405 Please just stop with the, "I am death," speech. Okay? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3406 Remember--try not to look so grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3407 Just how many of these cases are there? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3408 So, you're hoping for the death penalty? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3409 Most of my clients think of it as a penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3410 I just worry that the hoodie makes you look a little suspicious. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3411 ...but they've got nobody to carry out the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3412 How could you even tell that the business suit you were supposed to wear to court today was one size too small? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3413 I think your best shot is the Ingmar Bergman defense. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3414 You're only death's maître d'? Clever, but I don't think the jury will see it that way. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3415 Too late, your low profile is not helping us at this stage of the process. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3416 Yes, our brief was brief. But funny? No. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3417 Look on the bright side; the death penalty is probably out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3418 I told you to wear a suit and tie--not a Halloween custome. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3419 Are you sure you want to take the stand? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3420 It's all circumstantial. They can't PROVE it was your scythe. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3421 You can't object every time I say 'habeas corpus.' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3422 I think it might be time to challenge them to a game a chess. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3423 Now, don't say you can't remember. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3424 Your smell of death is not good for our case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3425 Trying to save face for a faceless crime won't cut it with the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3426 Nice try, but a writ of habeas corpse won't cut it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3427 Don't let her rattle you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3428 Legally, our insanity defense makes sense. Existentially, we're opening up a can of worms. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3429 Not now! I'll finish this paperwork if it kills me... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3430 Remember, if it doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3431 You think we need to talk about reconsidering MY defense strategy? Well, I think we first need to talk about reconsidering YOUR outfit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3432 I still do not understand why this has become a capital case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3433 I don't like to reschedule on my plastic surgeon. It's rude. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3434 Poker face, not blank stare. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3435 With any luck, we'll get you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3436 Take the Fifth. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3437 You do realize you look sketchy as heck? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3438 I'm sorry, but they want you to do life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3439 I don't think symphony is a good strategy here. Try looking less grim. Go get an iced tea. :::::::::::::::::::,,, 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3440 I never do this, but I'm suggesting you go for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3441 But you're not qualified to BE President. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3442 If you were merely a witness to his death we could make a plea bargain, but his family is sure you did it. (edited) 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3443 Should I bother having my parking validated if we lose? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3444 I just noticed: there's nothing in your black hole. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3445 The word is he's a hanging judge. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3446 If the judge grants class action you're done for. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3447 My best guess is the plaintiff is either suicidal, or he's looking to recover enough to pay his medical expenses. Why else would he sue you for malpractice?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3448 Better bring the pitchfork tomorrow. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3449 I told you orange clashes with my skin tone! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3450 You think black holes are for real? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3451 Not now, I'm busy. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
3452 I advise you to take the Fifth. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3453 It's immaterial to try to get life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3454 When they told you we would do this "pro bono," who were you talking to? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3455 I'll need you to put on a good face in front of the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3456 The only two things in life that are certain are death and taxes. That's why we want to hire you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3457 You're not helping your case by laughing at the judge when he brings up the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3458 Please wait, system processing. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3459 Hung jury is not what you think it is. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3460 Look into their eyes, with a confident smile. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3461 What's the worst you could get - Life? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3462 Let me live and this hour is half price. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3463 And no, you won't be testifying in your own defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3464 You're absolutely certain you want a tax attorney? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3465 Was Immortality still in the carriage when you dropped off the hitch-hiker wearing the Tulle Tippet? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3466 For the last time, there is no death penalty in this state. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3467 Our prospects look grim Mr. Reaper...I don't think the jury is buying the 'Angel of Death/River Styx' defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3468 From beyond the grave Mr. Drumph insists, "I'll sue!" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3469 Good news, I got a plea bargain to throw out the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3470 You've got to stop pointing at the jurors 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3471 Considering you are being accused of killing everyone who ever existed, yes, I'm a little concerned. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3472 Smile a lot. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3473 Shouting "Black Deaths Matter" will lose it all for us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3474 Forget it. There's no way you're getting life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3475 Our client should be here shortly. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3476 But , you've already received your sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3477 Tell me was it the Salmon Paté at lunch? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3478 I'd take the plea, the murder weapon was a scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3479 If you plead guilty, they will take the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3480 Your chances for acquittal look really grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3481 Now remember -- jurors pay a lot of attention to body language, especially facial expression and eye movements. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3482 It's just a formality. You'll win in the end. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3483 It means produce the body, not bring him back from hell. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3484 They're bailiffs at every door, there's no escaping, Death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3485 Don't worry, they can't sentence you to you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3486 They can't invoke the death penalty, that would be double indemnity. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3487 Ironically, You GOT life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3488 Don't give me that look; prison's an upgrade. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3489 Well for starters, instead of leading the dearly departed to the afterlife, you took him to an After Hours Strip Club. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3490 I'm quite sure you'll get life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3491 The scythe may send the wrong message. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3492 He took a plea, if you want I'm you'll have to sit at the defense table! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3493 Let me explain again. Nothing in Law is ever final. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3494 I'm absolutely here for you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3495 I've changed my mind about a pro Bono defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3496 I think we're losing. You have an empty suit. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3497 You won't be needed today, it's only traffic court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3498 They couldn't see your face in that hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3499 I know I said this would be pro bono but your hands are making me feel anti bono 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3500 We need for you to reap the benefit of the doubt from the jury 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3501 This doesn't look good. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3502 They need you to try on the gloves. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3503 I want your answers upbeat and lively. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3504 Statute of Limitations. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3505 Don't worry, the jury likes you! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3506 Because you are already dead life in prison and lethal injection are not options. However, the judge may choose unlimited duration community service at a New Jersey toll booth. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3507 Frankly, I don't think the outfit is helping us. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3508 Is my Facebook profile picture going to be a problem? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3509 Sorry. I couldn't find any character witnesses. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3510 In case anyone asks, I've never seen you before in my life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3511 This will most likely be my last death penalty case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3512 I woke up with this feeling that things are looking up for me today. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3513 So you don't think it's at least a little ironic that you're here for tax evasion? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3514 Sorry, your visitation rights are looking rather grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3515 Sorry, but I really need Christmas Past on this case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3516 Try not to come off as arrogant, evasive, or dead. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3517 I'm not sure 'temporary invisibility' is a valid plea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3518 At least they can't hang you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3519 As your lawyer, I suggest you not testify in this wrongful death suit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3520 What evidence, Mr. Death? Just a big sharp sickle found near the body! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3521 Just remember: you're a cowl. You've never been a hood. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3522 I'm not sure "Everyone makes a mistake once in a while" is going to fly 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3523 I think I can get an acquittal if we can come up with a rhyme for "scythe." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3524 You'll want to say you use the scythe as a weed eater. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3525 I'm sure you get asked this all the time, but was Elvis really on the toilet when you got there? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3526 Looks bad, we've got a ghost of a chance of winning this case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3527 I'm afraid the witness just described the assailant as having hollow cheeks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3528 Ironically, you'll probably get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3529 Your complexion is sallow. Get more fresh air and exercise. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3530 The prosecution wants the you penalty 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3531 I may actually put you on the stand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3532 And what is the impact you hope to create among the jurors? Will your current look inspire that, do you think? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3533 I think the jury bought our guilt by "professional association" argument. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3534 Look, the evidence clearly states that you bargained for a one way ticket, not round trip. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3535 A writ of Habeas Corpus may be a little insensitive right now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3536 I told you to lose the hoodie It screams guilty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3537 Trust me. Direct eye contact with the jury can work in our favor. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3538 You want to offer the Judge 10 MORE years? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3539 Of course we will appeal if your given a "life" sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3540 We're going for a mistrial, you didn't rape, you reaped. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3541 Look, I've done all I can, but the jury needs to hear you testify. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3542 For the last time, your plea is guilty! Being ripped off by your wireless provider is no excuse for murder. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3543 No, I don't think it's a good idea for you to take the stand." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3544 It's not great, Mr. Reaper, but at least we got the "taxes" part tossed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3545 Don't be so gloomy, you'll scare the jury 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3546 Sorry, Senator Wasserman there simply is no affirmative defense for the alleged charges of rape in 1st-20th degree of the DNC stewardship of the 2016 Democratic nomination! process! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3547 We're basing our defense on hoodie prejudice, OK? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3548 They want to know who issued your scythe license. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3549 That's not what Jury nullification means. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3550 I try and get you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3551 God made me do it - a bit hokey but does rhyme with acquit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3552 The jury is back and they look grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3553 You're right, I don't think the Most Wanted poster is what gave you away... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3554 Residuals -including international- we aren't settling for less. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3555 No more hand motions across your throat, it's hurting our case. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3556 Well, at least it wasn't the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3557 When you asked me if I was pro bono, this is not what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3558 You're on trial for plagiarism—and stop stealing your case files. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3559 No guarantees, but I'm pretty sure I can get you 20 to death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3560 Yes, I see the irony. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3561 You can't go along passing yourself off as Mark Zuckerberg without repercussions. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3562 They offered you a life sentence 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3563 I told you, dress like you are going to church, not to Hell. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3564 Sorry. The judge said 'No' to chess. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3565 I told you, we're not in France. Besides, they don't do that anymore. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3566 Don't worry, I worked for Robert Shapiro in the 90s. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3567 I told you not to show your face around here! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3568 I expect some difficulty seating an unbiased jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3569 Don’t look so grim, the verdict isn’t in. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3570 For jury selection, we're going to want to find people who are more afraid of public speaking than they are of you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3571 Let's face it....your going down. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3572 If the jury comes back with a guilty verdict you'll be looking at 25 to life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3573 We appreciate your fraternal instincts, but we've got this case covered. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3574 You might offer to play a game of chess to delay sentencing. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3575 Our biggest disadvantage? While very explicit the video shows all of you but your face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3576 I'd advise you to lose the hoodie before the jury is seated. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3577 Good, with out the Sickle I think we stand a better chance. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3578 There IS a difference between natural death and murder. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3579 Trust me, the devil is in the details ! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3580 Try telling the jury I'm the ghost of holidays past. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3581 It's not looking good. The prosecution has you on 100 billion counts of homicide. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3582 I'm not going to lie to you, your future looks Grim 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3583 Fake like your devastated if the judge sentences you to death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3584 Let's call it a scythe. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3585 I know the prints don't match. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3586 If you plead innocent, you might get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3587 You're telling me it doesn't look good? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3588 There's no easy way to say this but you've got terrible breath. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3589 Life in prison or death penalty, does it really matter? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3590 In my 20 years of litigation you're my first client who WANTS the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3591 Remember, if the hood don't fit.....you must acquit......! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3592 Worst case? Life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3593 You see, I usually try to keep my clients off death row. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3594 I'm sorry, but "I was just doing my job" is not a valid defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3595 Only you would wear a hoodie into a courtroom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3596 Don't complain. With good behavior you'll be out in one lifetime. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3597 Listen, the jury will side with the police if you insist on the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3598 A little smile for the jury please Reappie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3599 Look, I know it works for Zuckerberg, but... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3600 Please tell me you're here to be my pro bono client. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3601 Sorry, but it looks like you're going to get Life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3602 We can ask for the death penalty but I can promise we'll get it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3603 I am afraid the brief I am submitting is a bit grim. I hope my brief is not too grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3604 " I know it's your job, but I don't think that will work with the jury". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3605 Remember the worst they can give you is death, wait that's the bare minimum for you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3606 I know you're "just not another pretty face" but prove it to the jury... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3607 Mr. President Elect, The 2014 IRS audit has just started. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3608 Fine, but let me handle the jury selection. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3609 You understand that I'll get 50 percent and that you can't take your share with you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3610 We'll try to get you the death sentence, anything to avoid life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3611 At least the judge can't give you the death sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3612 we just have to convince them that it's your job 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3613 I am too busy to die move on 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3614 Fortunately this state doesn't have a you penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3615 This defamation suit against Deep Purple was a mistake. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3616 Fine, pro bono. But for the record, we DO have a soul. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3617 So you've received the death penalty before? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3618 I'd say getting the death sentence is a win-win. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3619 When you take the stand next time, stop trying to be funny. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3620 I don't think you have a ghost of a chance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3621 Dead or not, Issa will still go after you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3622 Are you the court-appointed attorney? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3623 It's a clear case of mistaken identity. The prosecution allege their client was assaulted by nine men seeking his "precious". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3624 Our defense is obsessive-compulsive disorder. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3625 Ok i admit when the marriage vow said 'Til Death Us Do Part' i didn't think i would be paying you $300 an hour to make it happen! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3626 Waaaait a second...have you been saying REAP all this time??! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3627 The judge says for you to habeas corpus and be quick about it. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3628 We just keep hammering home that it would be cruel and unusual to sentence you to life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3629 I think our best strategy at this point would be for you to casually put your hand on the prosecutor's shoulder. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3630 Do you care if the prosecutor is seeking the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3631 Good news. It's a hung jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3632 I'm afraid the sentence is death. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3633 Next time you identify someone, don't point, just nod your head 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3634 I talked to the prosecutor, he's not going to seek the death penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3635 The Image Consultant said we should have gone with a blue oxford. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3636 I'm afraid the best we can hope for is a hung jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3637 I'm sure you will be happy to hear it's a hung jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3638 Good thing is you're not charged with murder 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3639 You're up. Look alive. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3640 If you don't lose the hood, people will take grim part seriously. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3641 Stop looking at the jury. You're creeping them out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3642 I realize she wouldn't stop for you, but that doesn't mean that if you kindly stop for her you aren't violating a traffic law. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3643 What? You said to wear a killer suit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3644 Forget the Jury. I'll talk them to death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3645 The judge doesn't think you have sufficient grounds for habeas corpus since the court is not holding your body in custody. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3646 Be not proud. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3647 I know what you think, but I'm taking the plea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3648 Plead the scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3649 I don't think anyone gives a damn about identifying my lawyer. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3650 Whew...I can't wait for this week to be over... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3651 Lose the hoodie before the judge gets here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3652 Following orders of Sauron is not a good defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3653 Can I, Death, really be sentenced to...Death? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3654 I'll try to get you time served and a millennium in Purgatory. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3655 Cool it. That vacant stare gives me the creeps. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3656 You are fortunate that 140 billion are getting thrown out due to the statute of limitations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3657 Our case is built upon the premise the jury will take you at face value, you'll have to get rid of the hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3658 Mr. Reaper, didn't I suggest a wardrobe change for court? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3659 The death penalty suits you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3660 I think if we plead now, we can avoid the you penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3661 That could be anyone in a black hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3662 Yes, it's a penalty. And this is another reason you should let me do the talking. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3663 Any words of optimism 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3664 Just let me do the talking, please. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3665 I strongly advise we go for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3666 You should have declared your stock income. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3667 You're the client but, in my opinion, wailing "your time is coming" to the judge is not a winning defense strategy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3668 Sorry, Death. Looks like you might be facing yourself. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3669 Don't be so grim. We're winning. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3670 We're gonna need you to cry 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3671 The jury doesn't seem to like you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3672 Do you vape? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3673 The jurors don't like your body language. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3674 Must be nice to be able to bill in eons. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3675 If only I could get a sign... any kind of sign. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3676 Listen, I have to level with you. I'm not accredited. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3677 Maybe it was a better idea to pick up dry cleaning first. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3678 Ask for an appeal? Isn't that just a touch hypocritical?" "I don't think 'Just doing my job' will hold up in court. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3679 Relax… a death sentence gets your released on your own recognizance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3680 I told you to wear a tie and jacket. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3681 If it breaks our way you could get life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3682 I agree, but they're not going to compromise despite how surreal it'll be. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3683 You know, Donald, you have an aura about you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3684 What are your thoughts on the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3685 Tell the judge I'm not entirely comfortable with the courts choice of my representation. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3686 Look into my eyes and tell me the truth! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3687 Requesting the death penalty would seem self-serving. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3688 Good news: judge is throwing out the line up ID. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3689 I need your optimism here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3690 Try and put on a good face regardless of the ruling. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3691 Let me get this straight... You're willing to swear, under oath, that you were framed by a guy named Bergman? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3692 Don't worry. I'll kill him on the cross-exam. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3693 I defended Taxes and let's just say you should take the deal. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3694 This is not going to be easy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3695 Sure, mortality is inevitable, but it's not a defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3696 I can get the death cases thrown out, but tax evasion.... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3697 Cheer up, your chances are pretty grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3698 If you get life, you can walk. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3699 No juror's gonna find you guilty! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3700 How can I explain to the Court that you're from the other side? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3701 Yes, as the plaintiff in an identity theft case, you will have to testify. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3702 There's a reason that this is a hoodie-free zone Tyrone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3703 We've got them on occupational profiling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3704 Justice may be blind but the jury can see you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3705 Remember to make eye contact - it's important they see you as a human being. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3706 My fee is contingent. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3707 It would be counterproductive to tell the judge you know where he lives. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3708 Would I have gotten a better lawyer if I had paid more? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3709 This is not the time for hide and seek!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3710 ...and I don't want to hear your version of Dry Bones when you're on the stand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3711 Your witness failed to show up again, Death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3712 They're giving you a penalty, Death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3713 I think our best strategy is to argue that you were just the messenger. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3714 Self-defense may be a problem. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3715 They're going for your penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3716 I told you to ditch the hoodie. It scares people. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3717 You don't get a jury of your exact peers. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3718 I had nothing to wear and nowhere to hide. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3719 I told you to wear a suit and tie when we're in trial, remember? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3720 I am NOT Eddie Rickenbacker; I am your lawyer! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3721 Are you sure you aren't hiding anything? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3722 Don't worry... They didn't have the heart to seek the life penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3723 I'd say we have a pretty cut-and-dry case of profiling here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3724 I don't think the jury is buying into the domestic abuse defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3725 The Big Guy upstairs sends thoughts and prayers....the guy downstairs sends me. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3726 Our defense is that you were hoodwinked 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3727 I did suggest that wearing a suit would make you look less guilty to the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3728 We have to establish a jury connection. What are you scared of? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3729 Good news - we've got it down to 5,456,894,553 consequetive life sentences... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3730 No one else saw you either. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3731 If you agree never to bother the judge, you’re free to go 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3732 Repeat after me, religious freedom. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3733 At least try to look remorseful? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3734 You've got the wrong Ebinezer. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3735 If all else fails we are going for a death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3736 Be prepared to reap only what you sue. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3737 It was his time" may not be the best defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3738 The DA will let you plea bargain for life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3739 They offered us a plea deal: Parole without life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3740 You do realize you're looking at life here? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3741 When this is all over could you do me a favor? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3742 Sorry, this is New York. You can't demand the death penalty 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3743 Unfortunately the beer recipe must be licensed from the monastery for lawful reproduction 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3744 No need to hide your face 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3745 Don't worry, we'll get you an orange hood 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3746 Let's review the charges: manslaughter of, well, everyone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3747 'We don't normally have a reputation for ambulance chasing.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3748 I'm hoping we can exclude your prior record. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
3749 That's a hung jury they are reporting. Hung. No hanged. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3750 If you testify you're dead. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3751 Is there any way you can make eye contact when you testify? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3752 I hope you're not losing your head over this trial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3753 Your testimony may have grim reapercussions. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3754 Let me explain how the death penalty works. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3755 Seriously? You have a life insurance policy? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3756 On the bright side, the transition will be a breeze. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3757 My advise is that you present "closing argument" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3758 The name of the penalty is purely coincidental 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3759 Try smiling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3760 It doesn't look good. If you plead guilty, they might be merciful and only sentence you with life in prison instead of giving you the you penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3761 I strongly recommend you plead the Fifth. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3762 You got to face up to it... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3763 They have a witness who saw The Man Without A Face. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3764 I don't think "I was profiled because I was wearing a hoodie." is a winning defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3765 So your defense plea is that, he was on your doorstep trying to cheat you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3766 Would you be willing to do community service? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3767 Are you sure this is a capital offence? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3768 You're right. It didn't kill me to object 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3769 What will actually happen if I don't file by April 15? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3770 I'm afraid you're facing the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3771 Try not to hang the jury this time. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3772 Objection! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3773 Let's keep the death penalty on the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3774 The Jury is awarding pain and suffering damages...for themselves. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3775 We can't ask for a continuance. This is a tax case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3776 Could you maybe lose the hoodie? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3777 Didn't I tell you to wear your blue suit and tie to court today? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3778 We're trying to avoid the death sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3779 You really want the death penalty? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3780 I don't care that NOW your best friend is Scalia, . . . it won't help us in this case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3781 What do you mean you left the scythe in the taxi? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3782 Try not to look so grim. Juries notice things like that. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3783 You're the injured party. It wouldn't hurt to show some emotion. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3784 Take the plea or it's life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3785 You are looking at the 'you penalty.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3786 Try to smile 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3787 Good news - They've agreed not to seek the death penalty 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3788 Face it, the grim truth is you're guilty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3789 I understand you are a serious individual, but if we can talk about your personal interests--say, your troll doll collection, for example--perhaps the jury will be able to relate to you a little better. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3790 No Grim Reaper! Death is your job. We can't argue it wasn't premeditated. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3791 I want to remind you that I am not being paid on the contingency that you are found innocent 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3792 So, how is Terry? In case you wonder, this is a reference to Terry Prachet. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3793 You're not afraid of the death penalty, are you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3794 It would help your case if you could ditch that hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3795 Sorry sir, we strive to appear transparent here 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3796 the good news is no one got a clear look at the suspect's face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3797 Unfortunately, they can still charge with tax evasion. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3798 I'm afraid that your chances of winning are grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3799 We've got to make reaping look cool. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3800 Okay, if it comes down as a Life Sentence, I'll file a quick appeal and see if I can get you Death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3801 Don't volunteer anything about horses or Sleepy Hollow. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3802 Well, Justice is blind, so I guess the whole invisibility thing is moot. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3803 Seriously? Now we have a hung jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3804 The prosecutor is going to push for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3805 No...you cant plead "Guilty by reason of being Death" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3806 The jury's looking Grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3807 So there's no other kind of "force" you're aware of using as an alibi? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3808 Okay, how about Jazz Hands? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3809 I don’t think the jury is going to buy our grim reaper defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3810 Who are plaintiffs? Well...I guess everybody. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3811 Sorry, I couldn't find anything else to wear 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3812 Yes, I know, you already are dead man walking. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3813 We need to make this guy think he's looking Death right in the face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3814 Don't take the deal. I mean, what's the worst that could happen "The Death Penality?" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3815 Well, if we lose, you should be able to slip through the bars. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3816 Eventually you will need to show up in person. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3817 That's pretty grim news, that I'll reap what I sow. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3818 It's a death penalty case. There is no statute of limitations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3819 Ok, but I don't know they'll agree to a death penalty plea deal. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3820 It IS life affirming. You're sentenced for life, for god's sake. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3821 There's quite a few old people on the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3822 You of all people should have known the difference between a hung jury and a hanged jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3823 Plead guilty and they'll put the death penalty back on the table, 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3824 It all depends if Jimmy Hoffa's body is where you say it is 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3825 Plea bargain? I don't think so. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3826 No, we can't plead this out to get a life sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3827 Three words of advice if you want to win this: Be not proud. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3828 If all goes well I can get you the death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3829 We are going to Trump! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3830 After we're done here can you come with me to visit my mother-in-law? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3831 Remember, you didn't see nothing, hear nothing, or do nothing, you weren't even there. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3832 OK... You'll will get 20 % every time someone says, prints, or by any way communicates the phrase, 'Death & Taxes'! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3833 Help me out. I'm dying here. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3834 That's a hollow argument. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3835 Not guilty? But you're still wearing the hoodie?! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3836 Death AND taxes? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3837 How are things in Braavos? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3838 No, I don't think a game of chess would help. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3839 Apparently Ingmar Bergman's motion is still under court review..... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3840 Stabbed by hooded farmer is no longer considered natural causes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3841 I asked you to dress solemnly, not gravely. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3842 I got them down to 100 billion manslaughters. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3843 It's obviously a case of mistaken identity. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3844 A recommendation for mercy might be a tough sell. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3845 Just so you know, that getup is not helping your case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3846 Do you think the glove will fit? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3847 Death AND taxes, death AND taxes. Why is that so hard for you to get? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3848 Do you realize how hard it is to be your lawyer? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3849 No worries! This state has abolished the death penalty 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3850 Your alibi is good. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3851 I stacked the jury with Millennials. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3852 This is The People's Court. Dead Reckoning is upstairs. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3853 I don't think they'll accept the death penalty as a plea bargain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3854 Ironically, you could be sentenced to life without parole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3855 They want you to try on the glove. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3856 If worse comes to worst, you could get life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3857 We'll appeal on the grounds that it's not only cruel and unusual punishment, but sort of ironic, too. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3858 I'm not sure that this judge will consider a voice message a binding contract that you won a free Caribbean Cruise. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3859 Best-case scenario? The death penalty. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3860 Don't worry, I'm gonna kill this guy on cross. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3861 I know you look forward to a hung jury, but I'd like to win this. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3862 The reaper is admissible, but I'm objecting to calling it grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3863 Honestly, that "eyes are the windows of the soul" doesn't matter in court. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3864 Don't be so grim. There were no eyewitnesses! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3865 I don’t think “It was the salmon mousse” will work as a defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3866 What about those I should have gotten already but are still sitting in your death row cells? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3867 I think I can get the line up ID thrown out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3868 Just look the jurors in their eyes and they will see your point. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3869 A plea of self-defense won't fly well in your case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3870 Don't be so grim, the jury is still out. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3871 Don't worry...we can always get you a movie deal. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3872 I'll put you on the stand to prove you're innocent if you'll change out of the clothes you wore when you committed the crime. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3873 You might've expected the metal detector to pick up the scythe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3874 Let's go over this again; Your defense is "mortality"? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3875 What are you doing here? The death penalty is supposed to be for the poor and people of color. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3876 Good news....death penalty's off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3877 Try not to look so grim when the judge walks in. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3878 I heard the prosecution was scared to death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3879 Mr Reaper, I've spoken to our P R boys and they REALLY don't think the scythe will make the jury more sympathetic towards you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3880 You have the right to remain passive. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3881 Victims wearing hoodies typically do not fare well. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3882 I love your half glass full attitude, it makes me feel so alive 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3883 just smile and look innocent 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3884 You should have told me about the scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3885 I am sorry Mr. Scrooge, but I am afraid you may have to face the music. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3886 I can't emphasize this enough: Eye Contact 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3887 I'm afraid you're going to get the Death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3888 Can we lighten the face to highlight your inner innocence ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3889 We don't recommend the death penalty for shoplifting 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3890 I'll promise the jury you won't come calling anytime soon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3891 Just once more, I'd like to see your pretty little face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3892 That's not exactly what I had in mind when I mentioned a hung jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3893 Think of it as a vacation, and rest up for all the extra work you'll have waiting for you when you get back. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3894 A hoodie in the courtroom? Are you trying to get yourself killed? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3895 If we win, Death be not proud. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3896 I might be able to get them to accept five to ten - if you'll throw in an extra five years for the judge... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3897 I know you're excited, but you will not get the death penalty for tax fraud. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3898 You said we'll fight it to the death, but I didn't realize who I'd be representing. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3899 I can't ethically accept 'never dying' as payment. I'm handling this case pro bono. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3900 I told you not to hitch your wagon to the taxman. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3901 Your new sickle holster is amazing. I couldn't even tell you are carrying. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3902 The lawyer replied, 'You said you feel like you are having a panic attack?' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3903 No, his last name is Issa, not Torquemada. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3904 Don't worry. The death penalty is illegal in this state. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3905 Remember, I asked you to wear a suit to make a good impression. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3906 Your appearance isn't helping. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3907 Yes, I get it, our case is dead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3908 The bad news, it's the death sentence. The good news, they can't find anyone to do it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3909 Scythes are definitely offensive weapons and the judge is not a, 'most excellent dude!' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3910 Are you sure you want to go through with this appeals process? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3911 I thought you, of all people, would speak Latin. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3912 Let's leave jury selection to me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3913 They won't take the death penalty off the table, the sentence may be suicide. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3914 I told you, nobody's going to take you seriously if you dress like that. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3915 Don't give me that look 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3916 Ironically, this isn't a death-penalty state, so you don't have to worry about that. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3917 I just don't think a hoodie conveys the right message. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3918 Don't worry. They can't give you the death penalty, suicide is illegal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3919 I can plea bargain for you to avoid yourself. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3920 Our chances are Grim to none and Grim just left town. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3921 Just be thankful this state abolished the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3922 Relax. God is taking care of this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3923 Wait, your the Grim Reaper? I'm not sure i'm on the right side of this case anymore! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3924 Just tell the judge, you take the fifth! I live in Wisconsin 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3925 If you cop a plea, I can probably talk the prosecutor down to the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3926 I advise to lose the hood and plead the fifth. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3927 Everything's going to be alright. Your execution is beyond human ability. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3928 We can't use "it's my job" as your defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3929 I don't think you quite understand the concept Habeas Corpus... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3930 I can't make any promises .. your rap sheet is the longest I've ever seen ... and jurors are turned off by the hoody. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3931 I wouldn't recommend an ex post facto defense. You don't want to open yourself up to biblical punishment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3932 The good news is that they won't ask for life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3933 Always wear a shirt and tie in the courtroom. The hoodie could bias the jury. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3934 And don't say "Read my lips!" again. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
3935 This North Carolina, they will be seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3936 'Seriously? That's your only suit?' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3937 OK. I'll ask for the death sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3938 You're free to go. There's no Death sentence in New York. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3939 Listen Grim, Keith Richards is being granted his Restraining Order and the Stones are petitioning for immortality... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3940 Would you take a life sentence? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3941 123456788 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3942 This is going to be about reasonable doubt -NEVER take off the hood. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3943 You can probably avoid the death penalty, but you'll have to plead insanity. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3944 My stylist told me to wear blue but I really think my signature color will play better with the jury 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3945 Lawyer: did you kill this man Death: No Donald Trumps views on America did 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3946 And this train that keeps hitting us... how does it make you feel? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3947 Of course I'm qualified, in my last case I was the Devil's advocate. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3948 Please stop touching the witnesses. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3949 All is not lost, just try to stop thinking on the dark side. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3950 I know, I know, they told me they were out of lethal injection drugs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3951 ...And the last possibile outcome is that you receive the ultimate punishment--the Life Penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3952 You'll have to get yourself off death row. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3953 You're saying your wife accidentally fell on your scythe? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3954 I have to say- I know you said you were a CIA spook, but this is still a little startling. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3955 Honestly, I don't think a reduced sentence for good behavior is in the cards. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3956 Will the unveiling be done at Halloween? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3957 Personally, I like the hoody but it doesn't represent the 'nice guy' image we need you to have. Also, I think your name could be a problem for some of the jurors. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3958 Would you go shake hands with the prosecutor? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3959 Here's the deal: You give them naming rights, they let you walk. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3960 We just need to leave room for reasonable doubt. If the cloak doesn't fit, you must acquit! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3961 No worries, our strategy is to save face. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3962 You say my wife hired you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3963 When you're on the stand, whatever you do, don't touch the judge. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3964 Fat chance. Her Honor leans toward Life without parole. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3965 Try to look alive on the stand. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3966 Try to avoid too much "grimness" in your testimony. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3967 I'm sorry, but you are not allowed to plead the fifth commandment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3968 A recess because you "have a 2:00?" Seriously? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3969 No, facing the jury is a bad idea. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3970 Remember, it was self-defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3971 Things are looking a bit grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3972 I Heard that the judge has a bad ticker 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3973 I'm afraid you'll have to agree to pay child support. Your wife appears to have no fear of death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3974 Did you take his life? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3975 I thought I told you, evidence from face recognition software isn't admissible. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3976 Remember to smile and look the jury right in the eye. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3977 Don't look so grim,We can always appeal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3978 Short of a living will, their argument is immaterial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3979 I know you invented it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3980 Don't worry. I selected jurors with teenagers who look just like you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3981 ff 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3982 We'll plead solo. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3983 Well, at least you don't have any priors... right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3984 Darn! That hoodie's going to influence the jury in a negative way. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3985 well, at least you're not the devil.i would not like to negotiate any business deals with him. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3986 I've had this judge before. Copyright infringement on the phrase 'Death Penalty' is totally winnable. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3987 We've got to claim something besides mistaken identity 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3988 Don't ask for the Death penalty 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3989 You ARE entitled to compensation for the unlawful use of the phrase 'Death' penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3990 Mr. Reaper, I don't think that shouting 'I'm coming for you next!" is the best way to deal with these serious allegations. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3991 We don't have a ghost of a chance the evidence, is over whelming, but I will try my best. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3992 'The prosecution wants the death penalty...' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3993 Hood or handles, your choice. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3994 Given the current field, I do believe you're on solid legal footing.. but, still- I strongly recommend waiting until 2020. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3995 They are pushing for the Death Penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3996 No, sorry. The death penalty does not mean you get to choose. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3997 [ahem] ...could you repeat that number again? You say that you are responsible for how many deaths? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3998 I'm sorry, but there's been a grave misunderstanding - a unanimous vote for death means you did NOT win. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3999 You forgot your tie again. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4000 The judge wants to plead with you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4001 You want a change of venue to where? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4002 If you are lucky the judge might make you do some community service. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4003 Don't worry, you can do a twenty year sentence on your head. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4004 Can't they call you by your first name, Angel? Always with the "Mr. Of Death." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4005 You were just doing your job isn't going to cut it here. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4006 Just look at the bright side. If you get a life sentence you can go to the beach. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4007 No - you don't need a shave! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4008 Don't take the deal. Life plus 80 is a heck of a lot worse than a sentence of death for you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4009 It's looking grim... I can't get you off the hook 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4010 The bad news...you got Death...the good news...you are Death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4011 Funny? I find nothing funny about the Judge wearing a robe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4012 Sorry, it looks like you're getting the death penalty again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4013 They know they can't touch me. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4014 As your legal counsel, I suggest you stop saying 'The GR is in the House'. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4015 Yeah, but after the "Raise your right hand" part, I thought you really loosened up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4016 No, you may not "take out" Juror #7. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4017 They've reduced the charges to only 45 billion counts of first-degree murder. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4018 win or lose , it's how you wore your hat 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4019 I don't think 'monkish folderol' will be an effective defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4020 You are making the jury uneasy! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4021 Not all is good in the hood. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4022 There is no such thing as a writ of habeas corpse 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4023 So then, where is thy sting? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4024 What do you mean, look on the bright side? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4025 I have to warn you, this could become pretty grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4026 We'll convince the jury you were a victim of mistaken identity. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4027 I'm not the one on trial here. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4028 On the flip side, you did invent the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4029 You're lucky we're in California. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4030 I don't think they will identify you... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4031 Listen Pal, I'm telling you the Ghost of Christmas Past would work better for this case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4032 If you don't tell them it was God's will, they are going to pin this rap on you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4033 Let's go over it again, we're trying to AVOID the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4034 This isn't about saving face. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4035 Okay so you can go lethal injection or your scythe? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4036 So, I just need to touch your robe to get out of here? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4037 I recommend not mentioning your work the elderly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4038 I'm going for a hung jury. Whether if you want me to use rope or fallacious arguments is completely your call. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4039 Easier than getting OJ off. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4040 We have to prove that you were no where near 'political civility' over the last twelve months. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4041 I will take the 5th amendment! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4042 Are you sure you didn't do anything to Scrooge? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4043 I think we should take the plea deal. They've got a pretty strong case 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4044 Well, at least we don't have to worry about fingerprints. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4045 Look on the bright side, you might get to meet Aaron Hernandez. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4046 Sorry, but this is the front row. Your seat's in death row. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4047 Don't worry, World War II is past the statute of limitation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4048 you cant win for losin' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4049 Charcoal Portrait of Lawyer and Generic client 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4050 Be prepared for the worst, the judge's goldfish died yesterday. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4051 Black lives matter!!! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4052 They weren't able to get any prints off of the scythe. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4053 As your attorney, I must warn you that the court has a strict no hoodie policy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4054 I guess, this is it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4055 The jury's hung. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4056 I'm going to recommend the death penalty 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4057 A life sentence might cramp your style. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4058 Well, it is a matter of life and death, but...you already know that. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4059 If I were you, I would take care of Juror No. 5. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4060 These cases always end the same 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4061 They got you for tax evasion. You know the saying: you and taxes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4062 They're want to charge you with murder, but I think we can get it down to manslaughter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4063 Wouldn't worry. You were just the messenger. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4064 The death penalty is our best chance to get you home. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4065 I'm not putting you on the stand; they'll see right through you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4066 My guess is they'll vote for the one named after you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4067 Stop looking so grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4068 As your attorney I'd advise you to lighten up a bit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4069 They're going to ask for the Death Penalty, Let's accept it quick before they figure it out. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4070 Admit nothing! We allow their souls to wander the earth, and your back in the death game. Deal? No need to shake on it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4071 You do understand that it is against the law to ride your horse through the center of town. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4072 im telling you, she was dead before i got there 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4073 Death, thou shalt die! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4074 They're deliberating the Death sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4075 hello 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4076 You are against the death penalty? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4077 At least this state no longer has the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4078 dude just play it cool, no one will think you wanted to kiss that girl 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4079 I'm going to do everything I can to at least get you out of having to pay taxes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4080 Try not to look so vacant. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4081 I told you to wear a suit and tie! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4082 I have told you, automatism it is our only defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4083 releasing all the Panama Papers....too much? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4084 How shall I introduce you to as, to the Judge and Jury, "Meet Joe Black?" As to the charges against you: "Your Honor, may I ask the charges be dropped due to mistaken identity? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4085 Turns out Double Jeopardy does not prevent them from executing you again. Bummer. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4086 Look, I'm your attorney. Your scythe will be safe in my office...you've got to trust me. Oh, and keep the hood on. Trust, remember? I've been around the block a few times on account of you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4087 I don't know if the death penalty applies in your case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4088 We're doing okay, but you're gonna have to testify. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4089 They're trying to paint your intent as especially grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4090 The Judge said you CAN sue all those guys who claimed they cheated you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4091 Did my assistant discuss with you how to dress at trial? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4092 I'm just sayin', your dark side is darker and than most of my clients so work with me a bit today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4093 So, you give up your Pending Hits list ... in exchange for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4094 Mr. Reaper, the hoodie is not helping. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4095 Look, I've already told you that we can't say you were "just helping him cross the rainbow bridge". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4096 Don't worry, you're safe! They used facial recognition software. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4097 Now that's how you present a case. It was a good day for the law firm of O'Malley, Goldstein & Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4098 Just be yourself - Death Eaters have rights too. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4099 I've talked them down to 100 billion consecutive life sentences. Take the deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4100 I think it's time we introduce your sting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4101 Did you have to wear that hoodie today? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4102 Ironically, he's the hanging judge. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4103 Things are looking grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4104 Just say that it's a family name. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4105 This trial has become a real face-off. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4106 Your business plan is sound. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4107 Lets' not mention your "profession." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4108 They've taken death off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4109 I thought I told you to suit up! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4110 You're lucky, this state has no Death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4111 Frankly, it looks grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4112 I'm afraid the jury can see right through you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4113 Any way you can lose the hoodie? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4114 Tell the court that your job is to die for. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4115 From now on you tell me everything! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4116 I realize the hoodie is part of your brand, but in this social context it's counterproductive. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4117 Just be yourself, you have nothing to hide. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4118 I don't think your alibi is going to hold up. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4119 Were down to the heart and soul of the trial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4120 Again, the death penalty does not hold for loitering. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4121 Don't worry, they aren't seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4122 Look, I'm sorry but they don't HAVE the death penalty in New York. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4123 If it's life, I'm going for cruel and unusual punishment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4124 No, that penalty was not named just for you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4125 Try to put on a happy face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4126 Remember, we're angling for the death penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4127 Spoiler alert! We don't have the death penalty in this state. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4128 The outcome of this case might have been in your favor, had you just worn the blue suit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4129 The judge said that you have no appeal. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4130 You're an at-will employee, so unfortunately there isn't much more I can do for you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4131 Just promise me that you and your scythe will never again visit me in any way except for legal purposes and I will get you off. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4132 We need to soften your look, it's killing our case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4133 Don't worry about losing face, just plead guilty! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4134 And what's the worst that could happen, death row? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4135 "Not hung. I said we need a young jury." (italicize "hung" and "young") 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4136 I don't think we'll have to worry about punitive damages. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4137 For the last time, I can't plea loitering up to a capital offense 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4138 The jury doesn't like you. You need to testify that you blacked out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4139 The worst case scenario is a Life sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4140 I don't think the Sicilian defense is going to work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4141 With the plea bargain I can get you life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4142 Were you read your rites? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4143 If you plead guilty, you will get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4144 This puts a new spin on "Dead Man Walking" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4145 Three words: Failure. To. Appear. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4146 Are you listening to what I am saying? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4147 We'll prove the Grand Jury your actions were perfectly commensurate with your duties... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4148 So wait, you're saying you're not a Dementor? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4149 OK fine, there may be no eyewitnesses. But haven't you ever heard of circumstantial evidence? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4150 I don't think " He was just doing his job" will cut it with this jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4151 We just took the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4152 This is New York; they abolished the death penalty. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4153 Yes, but, 'Death comes for all' is not a legal defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4154 Don't worry, I'm going to challenge the facial recognition technology they used. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4155 I don't care what Shakespeare meant, stop saying 'the first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4156 You're a dead man with that plea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4157 The jury wants to know if the death penalty is off the table in your case 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4158 Look, on New Year's Eve with everyone celebrating, a sickle is a dangerous weapon! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4159 Don't worry Senor. Now that you are a client of Mossack Fonseca Wealth Management you can focus on your day job and we'll take care of your tax affairs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4160 Okay ... I'll put you on the stand, but leave the Judge alone. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4161 Perhaps we should discuss a plea bargain. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4162 I told you to wear your blue suit. You know this state does not have the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4163 What do you mean YOU want to make the closing statement? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4164 We should go with the "If the scythe don't fit, you must acquit defense." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4165 I think you can take down your hoodie now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4166 Next time don't walk around the suburbs in a hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4167 Remember: You’re the EMOTIONALLY CHALLENGED Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4168 You need not have dressed up for my wrap-up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4169 They want you to take off your hoodie 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4170 I'm glad you didn't bring your scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4171 I don't believe that the Uniform Code of Grim Reaper Conduct is recognized in this jurisdiction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4172 Sure it is all circumstantial but you have to admit you have been present at an awful out of murders 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4173 Well, I guess they didn't go for the insanity defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4174 It's going to be hard to find an unbiased jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4175 I'm going to ask that you pay my bill before you testify. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4176 You're my first client to ask for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4177 25 to life seems like a pretty fitting sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4178 I’ve already told you this, a hung jury is just an expression. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4179 If we play our cards right, I can get you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4180 You need to go now, the Death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4181 As your lawyer, I can't help you if you insist on wearing a hoodie 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4182 Relax, all the jurors are death-qualified. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4183 Okay, so my first question is "Why don't you tell no tales?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4184 Don't worry, just plead guilty and you'll get a life sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4185 I don't think the death penalty will be invoked. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4186 Listen, J.J. Abrams will cameo you in the last 90 seconds, is that cool? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4187 You should be worried. Judge Hatcher just lost his wife. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4188 Don't look so glum. If you get life, I'm sure we'll win on appeal. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4189 Let's face it ... never mind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4190 You've killed how many? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4191 Not to worry. Celebrity defendants never get convicted. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4192 Larry, the grim reaper look isn't a great choice to wear to your hearing this morning. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4193 Don't worry, I'm experienced in wrongful termination. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4194 It doesn't send a good message to the jury that you're embarrassed to be my lawyer. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4195 Yes, yes, I adore Dickens too, but we're not here to argue it's his masterpiece. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4196 Think positive! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4197 They can't make the terrorism charges stick. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4198 so, in this case, the prosecutor is willing to make a plea bargain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4199 Laughing when the judge says death sentence? Not our best move. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4200 You did "what" with the pitch fork? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4201 I have a feeling you're losing confidence in me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4202 Bit late for a call for reform of capital punishment 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4203 You sure nobody saw you on the crime scene? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4204 Was the shark at the dentist's? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4205 I Think that I think that you must me more forthcoming than that. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4206 So you say you were with Scrooge at the time? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4207 Are you sure you've told me everything...? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4208 On second thought, maybe the smile is a bad idea. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4209 I am worried that the jury may have found your alibi quite hollow. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4210 Are those Warby Parker glasses? I want to get a pair soon too 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4211 When I said "hung jury," I was only speaking figuratively. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4212 Yeah, I'm gonna need you to pull that elbow back a little. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4213 I think you'll like him, he's a hanging judge. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4214 Don't look so grim Leonard-its only a minor traffic violation! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4215 I'll do my best, but you may be looking at life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4216 If you insist on testifying on your own behalf, downplay the grim thing and talk up the reaping. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4217 So, your plea is justifiable homicide? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4218 I don't see any peers in the jury pool. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4219 Stop saying you want a 'hung' jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4220 If we plea bargain now I can get you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4221 That vanishing cream company will pay through the nose. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4222 Look, if you really want to help, jurors 3, 7 and 12 could do with an "early release". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4223 It simple,tell them why you were in Samara and get rid of the hoodie 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4224 He says he wants you to stop issuing warrants. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4225 Better let me do all the talking 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4226 Not good. The jury thinks you're a hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4227 We're going to ask that your prior record be ruled inadmissible. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4228 No offense, but I can make a very strong anti-death penalty case for you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4229 So when you get up there this time, try not to look so grim. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4230 It might help if you smiled at the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4231 A scythe? I thought you said Skype! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4232 I've told you: there's no capital crime in divorce court 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4233 Bad news. They've taken the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4234 I don't think they'll go for a "life" sentence in your case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4235 Yes, I suppose you would like to see a hung jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4236 I think you will get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4237 Gross negligence to deliver a timely death is a slap on the wrist. You're looking at 6 months, minus Eternity already served.. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4238 The good news is we don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4239 Let me show you how a real soul-sucking job is done. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4240 Are you certain you paid your taxes? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4241 Under no circumstances are you to breath on me. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4242 No, I'm sorry this is not a death penalty state. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4243 Don't worry. The preponderance of evidence will prove the defendant lost that chess game to you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4244 Right now it's a divorce case. Come back later. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4245 'Tag, you're it' is not a very good defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4246 We can't plead insanity for ALL of them 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4247 It's OK, smiling at the jury is overrated, anyway. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4248 We can get a reduced sentence if you snitch on the big guy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4249 I'm grateful for the option, but the Trump court has yet to determine the specifics of "fate worse than death." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4250 Don't be so grim, I still have two more kids to put through College 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4251 There's no way I'm putting you on the stand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4252 Don't keep looking at the jurors. It's not helping your case. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4253 How about we file for a writ of habeas corpus? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4254 Sentencing is Monday. Do you have a different outfit you can wear? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4255 I've got to warn you... hoodies don't usually go over well here. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4256 For the last time, we're not calling Blue Oyster Cult as a character witness! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4257 Chances 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4258 I'm sure we can get it bumped down to three trillion counts of murder instead of five. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4259 Because there are no witnesses, the evidence against you is strictly circumstantial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4260 As your attorney, I can only say that your suit will just make you look more guilty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4261 We'll argue that trying this case as a capital offense is redundant. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4262 Technically, that would be jury tampering. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4263 Now I know that nothing is as certain as tax evasion 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4264 By showing remorse, we can avoid the death penalty. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4265 – hey Death, think we gonna win – why? – they can't find your fingerprints 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4266 You are in a "juxtaposition" this state banned the death penalty 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4267 Worst case scenario? You could get a life sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4268 Joint custody is acceptable but I will not budge on the gardening tools. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4269 So...you were homeless in Hollywood after college!?! What ever happend to your fiance? (Reaper) I think you KNOW what happened to her, don't you...that's why i'm here. So GO TO HELL @#$%&*!?! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4270 Well, really, it's not cruel OR unusual for you, is it? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4271 I know you made a career change, but reaping someone else's crops is still considered theft. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4272 You may be my Ghost Writer, but I'll telling the truth! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4273 My life is on the line here. Don't you make any self-incriminating statements. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4274 I think maybe we should consider the pleas bargain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4275 Yeah, I think it's a possibility that they may consider the death penalty. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4276 Will you have to recuse yourself because of my brush with death? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4277 I'm sorry, but the death penalty was abolished here in 1965. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4278 Chances look grim, Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4279 You'll either get a life sentence or the death penalty. So it's a win-win. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4280 No, Shkreli does not have a copyright on that sentiment, but I must advise you not to tweet it during the hearing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4281 actually, I was thinking we should wait until I have presented my final argument. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4282 Now remember, it's because you were wearing a hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4283 I just don't think pleading the 5th is going to work here... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4284 I think you should lower the hood. We want to convey sincerity. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4285 You mean you are not Mark Zuckerberg? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4286 They want to give you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4287 it would help your case if you appeared remorseful 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4288 Life imprisonment. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4289 No, murder for hire starts next week. This one is conspiracy to commit wire fraud. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4290 Sometimes, it is like looking in a mirror 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4291 Nice Tie 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4292 Congratulations, they've denied his writ of Habeas Corpus. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4293 We're done for. They found evidence of your involvement with GMO distribution. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4294 ...has a fool for a client. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4295 I'll try to get you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4296 Surrender the scythe; you walk. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4297 I'm confident. Everyone on the jury is over 80 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4298 You're lucky they abolished the death penalty in this state. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4299 Mr. Reaper. This is a court room. Yes, justice and truth were the first victims. However, threatening the judge with the fires from hell and eternal damnation will not help your case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4300 I still need some documents proving that it is indeed your playground. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4301 I rest my case? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4302 I'll take the fifth on that and anyone who disagrees. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4303 I don't think they'll believe you're not taking the stand because you have a migraine. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4304 I think you got the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4305 You may be able to walk out of here with just a point of the wrist. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4306 Visiting the judge in his quarters won't help your case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4307 I made you a killer deal. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4308 And finally, try to smile at the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4309 Let's face it: your only hope is a plea for manslaughter. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4310 That's not what I meant when I said, "wear something that makes you look serious". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4311 I think I can have the charges dismissed on mistaken identity. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4312 Just so we are clear, you want me to argue in favor of the death penalty. Is that correct? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4313 She wants the house, 3,500,000,000 souls, and the dog. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4314 "Are you here for the vacancy"? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4315 I think I can get the charge reduced to involuntary manslaughter. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4316 Defending taxes would be easier than this. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4317 Ironically, the death penalty is still in the table 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4318 The outfit's not helping, OJ 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4319 I'm glad you took my advice to leave the scythe at home. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4320 'This might be tricky, they have you at the scene' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4321 It is time for a new defense strategy. I think you are sending the jury the wrong message. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4322 The death penalty? OK, why not? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4323 Hang on, I've got a killer objection to make. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4324 You've been through how many attorneys?? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4325 The courtroom is all about theatre. So, break a leg." "If the jury looks at you, you're a free spirit." "It's hard to find a jury of your peers." "So I'm off the hook, right? A long and healthy life? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4326 This is no time to try and save face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4327 This is where I usually say 'keep a stiff upper lip'. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4328 I know we're not supposed to get personal here, but my wife would like to know how her mother is doing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4329 We have a good judge. The tax collector just got off. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4330 Maybe you should look in the mirror. The death penalty looks inevitable in this case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4331 By the way, where do I send your bill? 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
4332 As your defense attorney, I'd recommend establishing eye contact with the jurors. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4333 face it, without your testimony, we're going to lose this case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4334 You really need to start giving me a heads up about that kind of stuff. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4335 Mr. Reaper, there's just not much we can do to soften your image. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4336 They think you are a serial killer. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4337 Witnesses! That's what this case is missing and that's why we're going to win! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4338 They've offered life without parole. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4339 I suppose it's inevitable that you became a tax lawyer. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4340 as your attorney, i advise... never mind. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4341 "Well...yes, the death penalty is on the table, but as your lawyer, I'd advise against that! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4342 We gotta show that 'Be not proud' is not in the public domain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4343 If you get the death penalty, don't laugh. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4344 Thanks for agreeing to leave the scythe outside the courtroom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4345 Call Lucifer and tell him to arrange a continuance. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4346 Relax. The onus is on the Crown to prove that scythe was intended for anything but trimming the lawn.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4347 It's the third time that you did this when I asked about my bill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4348 ''You were identified by the security camera's face recognition.'' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4349 We're going to have to call your mother. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4350 If only Ted Cruz had won the election. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4351 Don't look so grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4352 Plead the insanity defense: it's the best way to beat the serial unauthorized abduction charge. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4353 The verdict could be grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4354 Let's hope they can't find the Scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4355 If this trial was in Manhattan, we might have a chance, but here in Brooklyn, they've outlawed death, so you're out of luck. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4356 So, the counter-intuitive ensemble. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4357 I just think the death penalty is too controversial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4358 We all know you did it so don't give me the sad puppy-eye look because it just doesn't work for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4359 They found your DNA on the scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4360 Try not to sound emotional. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4361 Remember, call it the "Estate Tax." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4362 The tip is included, if I remember. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4363 You probably could get a hung jury but not the way you're thinking of. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4364 Not a word. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4365 I'm telling you for the last time, the jury is not going to be impressed that Beelzebub has given you excellent performance evaluations for the last 6000 years. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4366 For God's sake - plead guilty! What do you have to lose? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4367 Remember, you're only here as an expert witness on mortality. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4368 There's precedent here. The judge has a heart murmur. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4369 They've decided to take the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4370 As your lawyer I advise you to plead the fifth. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4371 Do you have to wear a hoodie, Mr. death? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4372 Whatever you do ... don't act proud. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4373 Sir, you'll need to relax. He hasn't gotten the death penalty yet. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4374 I was told there'd be no math. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4375 Don't worry - the wages of sin are clearly specified. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4376 Yes, but there's a difference between looking serious and looking grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4377 In this courtroom, you are, at best, jury and executioner. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4378 You've been indicted on 8 billion counts of homicide. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4379 The judge isn't budging. No sickles in the courtroom. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4380 You have to face the facts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4381 We wouldn't be if you had worn a suit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4382 We like to refer to it as "paying backward". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4383 Leroy, its time we face the facts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4384 You'll get the last laugh. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4385 Rumor has it they are concerned about executing the death penalty 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4386 Luckily, capital punishment doesn't apply in your case! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4387 When the DA asks you your occupation, say you work for a collection agency. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4388 Wait a minute...you want the Death Penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4389 " The best we can do is Life without any chance of parole". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4390 Now, that's grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4391 Hipster coffee under a bridge? The apocalypse has begun. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4392 When you're up on the stand, try not to look like you're dead. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4393 Just face the jury with that blank look on your face. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4394 Remember, no killing the judge. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4395 What do you mean I'm not getting into heaven? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4396 What have you got to lose? Go for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4397 Losing the scythe is a good start. Now about the hoody. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4398 I have to tell you, this is the first case I've had in which the plaintiff has demanded that a perfectly healthy person be removed from life support. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4399 No, I don't think "More Cow Bell" will help 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4400 Well, your alibis' not being able to show up does create a bit of a problem. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4401 I know there is nothing certain except death and taxes so please let me finish. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4402 Even if they don’t buy the argument that your presence was just ‘circumstantial’, Grim, do you really care if they give you death? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4403 It's the season's finale!" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4404 Eventhough the jury see themselves in you, my advice remains for you not to testify. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4405 Would it kill you to smile once in awhile? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4406 Me? But I paid for all day parking. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4407 I know, but this is a civil case, not a death penalty trial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4408 No, I don't think they'll buy it was a mutual mistake 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4409 Don't smile at the jury 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4410 You're going to loose the jury with the hood and Grim Reaper crap. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4411 ...it may be too late for a cover up or face saving measures . 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4412 He’s impressed by your attempt to conjugate the Latin verb habeo, but rules that you cannot present your Writ of Habeam Corpus. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4413 I'm trying to convince them to give you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4414 This isn't a good time to bring up your taxes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4415 I guarantee, nobody saw my face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4416 You do realize that my client is charged with loitering, don't you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4417 I urge you take the plea. They could give you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4418 I think you can get a reduced sentence if you'll admit to that whole WWII thing. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4419 Sorry! Scythes aren't allowed in the courtroom. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4420 that's not how the death penalty works 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4421 It couldn't hurt to meet with the stylist. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4422 I think you misunderstood me when I said we need to bury the evidence against you, 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4423 We'll get him next time. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4424 Not good,. She ID'd you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4425 .... well, then again, you may be too easy to identify. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4426 Remember to plead the Fifth if they ask you about your work with terrorists. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4427 Don't be such a pessimist. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4428 I'm sorry, but I don't think there is any way you can avoid the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4429 I told you it would be impossible to get a cancer patent. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4430 I thought we agreed no hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4431 Trust me on this. Loose the Hoodie! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4432 I think the Workers Comp judge isn't convinced your injury is preventing you from performing your job- his cousin just died. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4433 Take my wife - please. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4434 Whatever happens, you don't want to appear too...what's the word I'm looking for... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4435 ... And as your attorney, I still have to advise you against "pleading the scythe." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4436 I think that you are carrying this "Hoodie" look a little to far. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4437 "The judge isn't going to allow the hoodie". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4438 No fingerprints on the scythe - they haven't got a case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4439 Reject the premise of existence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4440 I have a really hard time believing this win is good for me. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4441 No. Even if you plead guilty, they can't give you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4442 You have the right to remain silent.....but NOT invisible. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4443 How ironic if you were to get a life sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4444 Is this the subcommittee hearing on Death and Taxes? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4445 Perhaps don't mention the 107 billion people you've killed. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4446 Well at least you won't have to worry about getting the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4447 He's asking for three more weeks but I think we can get him down to next Tuesday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4448 I don't think the death penalty will be an issue for you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4449 It was revenge for loss of face. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4450 Remember, don't make eye contact with the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4451 Wait, you WANT to be on Death Row? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4452 I have no objection to the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4453 Who do they think they are giving ME the death penalty? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4454 You had to know the guards would take your scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4455 Try to look sorry. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4456 Without the scythe I don't think they'll buy it. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4457 Remember, their fate was determined before you came upon the scene. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4458 What do you think my odds are? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4459 Uh, what are you doing here? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4460 You'd already sold the scythe on Kijiji, right? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4461 Fortunately they don't have your fingerprints 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4462 You're right--it's pointless to try to get the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4463 Okay, you can take the stand, but don't talk them to death! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4464 Just doesn't work without the scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4465 Good news. Charges are being dropped for all crimes that took place before the 15th century. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4466 That's not what I meant by 'professional dress.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4467 Now don't forget to shake hands with the prosecutor. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4468 No I don't think "Self Defence" would be a good angle. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4469 Plead the 5th amendment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4470 Keep it on, they won’t look at you as a terrorist. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4471 Our empty suit approach seems to work. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4472 For our next court appearance, please make yourself more presentable 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4473 I think I can plea this down to 1,000,0000,0000,000 years. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4474 This time on the stand, try not to look so grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4475 Sorry, the death penalty doesn't apply here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4476 No, hung jury is actually NOT a good thing 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4477 OK. They’ve assembled a new jury. No more frog curses. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4478 How do you feel about a life sentence? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4479 In witness protection people won't recognize you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4480 No, this is not a death penalty state. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4481 They're charging you on a 100 billion counts 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4482 Now turn and face the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4483 Sorry, but i think the Judge will find you lack testamentary capacity. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4484 For the last time, I'm not going to say "If the gloves don't fit, you must acquit!" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4485 Not to worry", it's called double indemnity. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4486 Problem with all your alibi witnesses... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4487 "For the record, is 'Gangsta in the Hood' your legal name? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4488 A plea bargain? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4489 I knew she never saw my face...my eyes are green not blue 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4490 We're going to tell the court you weren't there. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4491 If you're found guilty, it will be a life for Death decision. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4492 Actually, in this jurisdiction, it's the judge's responsibility to issue the death sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4493 In this case nothing can be said to be certain, except death and possibly taxes 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4494 You shouldn't have used facebook to announce your arrival 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4495 So we have to convince the state you are neither cruel nor particularly unusual. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4496 Should I plead "not guilty"? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4497 No, you can't request the death penalty just to 'get out of here'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4498 Could I possibly ask you to use 'Your Honor' instead of 'You're next'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4499 Grin what? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4500 Frankly, it's not looking good. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4501 You know, you're really not making my job easier with this routine, Mr. Shkreli." "I plead the 5th. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4502 Sorry, but being withdrawn and feeling invisible are indefensible! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4503 I don't care if you just came from the WPT, this is a court of law and you should dress appropriately. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4504 It's looking grim. You'll probably get life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4505 Mr Reaper, I wouldn't advise taking the fifth if I were you... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4506 They're offering manslaughter, and I think you should seriously consider it. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4507 So... Who handles it if you get the death penalty? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4508 I won't lie to you but it's looking pretty grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4509 Just plead the Sith 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4510 I know that I told you to dress as though going to Church. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4511 It he DNA tests on the scythe were negative. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4512 I'm going to move for summary judgment. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4513 You're facing life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4514 Sorry, Bill Belichick took the look. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4515 And remember, nobody likes a negative Nelly. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4516 This does end well for you 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4517 Not to worry, nobody will know you're in "Witness protection" 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4518 The jury wants the death penalty. That's as good as an acquittal for you! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4519 The whole AARP chapter filed a no contact order against you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4520 I think we'd do better with this jury if you could lose your head scarf. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4521 What the judge is trying to say - you cant go round killing people willy nilly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4522 There is no 'other' venue! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4523 Unfortunately, some of the jurors are against the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4524 Can you drum up some character references? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4525 Can you arrange a hanged jury? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4526 Could have been worse. You could have gotten back-to-back life sentences. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4527 How many did you say St. Peter stole? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4528 So this is what your firm meant when they told me that my case looked grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4529 The good news is the Death Penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4530 Reading the indictment, I was chagrined to learn your first name isn't 'Graham', Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4531 Any idea why your key witness is missing? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4532 Are you sure you're not keeping anything from me, Mr. Spectre? It could affect the outcome of our case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4533 Y'know you are going to have to face up to this some time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4534 Please don't make eye contact with any of the jurors....that is, if in fact you actually have eyes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4535 Trust me. This is not the end. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4536 The hung jury joke might have been a bad call. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4537 I told you to wear a suit today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4538 Well you're not making jury selection any easier. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4539 You look awfully grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4540 You are the last client I will take on before my retirement. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4541 You have no standing in a right to life case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4542 Is life good for you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4543 It's going well. This jury isn't going to vote against you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4544 No, I have not seen any Ingmar Bergman films. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4545 Don't worry - 'until death do you part' is now negotiable. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4546 You can always take the 5th. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4547 You seem familiar, but I can't quite place the face. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4548 I doubt that postponing the execution in your case will help. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4549 The judge wants to know where you got the robe with the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4550 I don't think the jury is buying that the scythe belonged to "a friend". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4551 No! We're petitioning for sole custody, not soul custody! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4552 I said dress appropriately... You have killer written all over you! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4553 Your priors make things a bit tricky, but this is a clear case of tortious interference with trade. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4554 I'm sorry, the judge refused to accept your plea of death 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4555 Judge Zachary is offering leniency if you could maybe alphabetize the list. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4556 As your attorney, I recommend you take the plea deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4557 Good News is, New York has no death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4558 You're asking for it. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4559 There is one big hole in our case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4560 Looks like we can get them for damaging your livelihood. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4561 Just to let you know, the judge is giving you the evil eye. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4562 If asked, say docent. It's less threatening. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4563 They'll think your guilty if you look so grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4564 Just remember- You saw nothing, you heard nothing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4565 I have to be honest, it's looking pretty grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4566 Seriously, ditch the hoodie for a suit and tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4567 Our problem is the jury will find it hard to sympathize with you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4568 Try not to make eye contact with the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4569 So, I don't think we'll be able to get the death sentence off the table... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4570 You're making a specter of yourself. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4571 I've represented worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4572 We like this judge. Let me do the sidebars, okay? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4573 Unless we can turn the tide, a life sentence is the best you're gonna get. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4574 No, what I asked was, Did you, Reaper?; not Did you rape her? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4575 What's an appeal? Well... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4576 Don't worry, they've abolished the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4577 Don't you think the death penalty is a bit harsh? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4578 You cannot expect to escape The Chair by using the Unabomber Defense! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4579 I'll give you $10,000 if you read off this pad and whisper something in my ear during the trial. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4580 Witness: "I can't say for certain. It was either him or taxes." 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4581 If it doesn't fit, you must acquit. Right? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4582 I know I'm the best defense attorney in the country....but would it kill you to try looking a little more life affirming? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4583 Attorney, too? Judge, jury, and executioner weren't enough? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4584 I can't stop them from referring to it as a penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4585 Let's face it, you can't win this one. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4586 Let me guess, imaginary death panels, right? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4587 What do you mean - it's a cold case? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4588 You're facing the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4589 I'm sorry vicarious liability doesn't apply in murder cases 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4590 I'm sorry, I've already taken the Fifth Century ! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4591 I will check their I.D. next time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4592 It doesn't look good. The judge was a huge David Bowie fan. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4593 I've heard of jury nullification, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4594 At least the death sentence is off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4595 Remember, your scythe is cutting wheat. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4596 I think we can plea it down to a lie sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4597 I just got word that Brad Pitt wants to play you in the movie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4598 I'm afraid that's the sentence, death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4599 When the judge says something you disagree with, try to not point at him ominously. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4600 No, do not show them your scythe! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4601 "Rather be judged by twelve than carried by six? The irony is devastating. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4602 Look, I've been doing this for a long time, and I don't think dressing up in a coat and tie is going to help you with the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4603 Don't worry...the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4604 Don't look at me like that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4605 Listen....I was just doing my job is not a defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4606 You don't give away a damn thing, do you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4607 I don't know who to bill ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4608 Well? Did you do it? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4609 Would you like to flip a coin to decide your fate, Jerry? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4610 And what happens if you do get the death penalty? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4611 Remember - don't take your scythe to the stand. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4612 I think we're gonna shoot for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4613 Is it OK if I were to refer to you as 'my client'? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4614 Let's get you clean shaven. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4615 In all the years as a defense lawyer, you are my first hallow case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4616 Fortunately, a life sentence is out of the question. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4617 It's 2016. They're a protected class. You should have known better. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4618 Of course you want a hung jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4619 The defense calls Al Cowlings to the stand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4620 So...the proverbial empty suit is now the empty hoodie? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4621 And please don't laugh so loud when you hear the verdict! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4622 Yes, you can testify on your own behalf. But only as a last resort! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4623 There is no legal president for striking a plea deal for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4624 hey bro 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4625 At this point the pale horse wouldn't hurt your case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4626 We're getting killed. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4627 You keep telling me I'm going to lose but I have confidence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4628 Yes, they are seeking the Death Penalty and no, I don't think we need to worry. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4629 When you say "spook the jurors", what does that mean? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4630 Yes, I'd bone D.A. Erin Reagan, too. Wait ... what do you mean by that? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4631 I suggest we go with the 'act of God' defence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4632 I think I can get this judge to give you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4633 They're going for the You Penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4634 Are you sure a quote from Thanatopsis is an appropriate response? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4635 Statistically speaking, your odds are pretty good. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4636 Mr. Reaper, I think it's advisable to start wearing a suit to these proceedings. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4637 Did you kill this man? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4638 Perhaps advocating for the death penalty is a little premature. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4639 You are sure to win, it's a tax case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4640 Stop interrupting me with your brainwaves. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4641 You have a great prima facie case for your identity theft. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4642 The prosecution is pushing for the life penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4643 Well 'Death', if that is your real name, 'I am a lawyer.' It's you who should be worried. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4644 What did you expect, wearing a black hoodie in that neighborhood? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4645 Face facts, man, if you show your face, you'll be faced with a felony. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4646 As your lawyer I must advise you not to kill anyone during the lunch break. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4647 Here again. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4648 But you told me to come dressed to kill. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4649 You tell the judge to go to hell! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4650 But if you take it off Jamal, you're DEFINITELY going to lose. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4651 I don't think the Twinkie Defense is going to work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4652 It all comes down to facial recognition. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4653 That selfie you took on the river Styx really killed your alibi. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4654 No, rigor mortis is NOT covered under habeas corpus. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4655 I think your number of priors are working against you, guy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4656 You're looking pretty fly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4657 My client pleads the privilege against self-recrimination. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4658 Let's try for a plea devil's bargain. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4659 One more positive ID and we're in big trouble. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4660 Let's face it - you haven't got a leg to stand on. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4661 Next time if you want to skip the trial and get straight to the juicy bits go over to Guantanamo Bay detention camp. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4662 What do you mean, your mind has gone blank? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4663 The clothes make it difficult to argue that you're not cruel and unusual. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4664 Listen Mr. Reaper. I think it's best that we continue to refer to you by your middle name. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4665 Next the prosecution is going to ask about discovery. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4666 We need to do this right or you'll get life! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4667 Look Mr. Death I accepted parsnips for your dui but this is a pandemic I'm going to need cash. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4668 This being a capital case, there may be a conflict of interest here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4669 So--you can really make these parking tickets go away? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4670 The hoodie's not working for us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4671 You have to stop killing the testifiers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4672 Am I representing you? Or, are you representing me? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4673 Make eye contact with the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4674 So, we're going for the death penalty, not eternal life on parole? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4675 Here's the good news: you got the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4676 I'm guessing this has something to do with Operation Car Wash! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4677 Bad News - they just took the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4678 Why the long face---we're winning, aren't we? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4679 So I'm guessing you're not the guy from the Innocence Project? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4680 The truth is, all nine of them are trying to cheat you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4681 They found you guilty on all 3 billion counts. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4682 This is a contract case--we can't ask for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4683 No, this is not a death penalty case either. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4684 So , after the Archbishop who did you see? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4685 Plead insanity and say you lost your head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4686 Best case scenario: we get life.... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4687 Habeas corpus won't be a problem. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4688 Frankly,the gangsta hoodie routine isn't helping your image. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4689 I think our best shot here is to plead guilty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4690 What do you mean you don't care that this is a death penalty case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4691 In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except taxes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4692 They gave you death, but just don't come for yourself. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4693 Yes, I realize that hoodies are really in style now so it could have been someone else. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4694 If your willing to remove the cloak I may be able to get you parolled in a few weeks based on time served. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4695 Don't forget to make eye contact. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4696 This is traffic court, so I'm afraid the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4697 The judge's ruling is that you cannot bring the scythe with you into the courtroom. It made all of the attorneys nervous, even me. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4698 How would you feel about a plea bargain- Life sentence without parole? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4699 No, you just have to wait until the next recess like everyone else. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4700 I know that you have your rights, but let me do the talking. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4701 You should have gone with the suit and tie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4702 So you're missing Trump's IQ gene... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4703 Chill out. He wrote a book and three short stories. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4704 I'm going to ask for habeas corpus. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4705 Remember. Project a positive image for the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4706 It's not the death thing, it's the hoodie thing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4707 I'd say not to worry, because this is Texas and they need you, but on the other hand, this IS Texas. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4708 The verdict is self-imposed punishment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4709 Nothing is that grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4710 I don't know why you chose me, I'm a tax attorney. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4711 Three parking tickets, really? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4712 It doesn't look good, I'm going to need payment up front. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4713 Ummm…that's not exactly what "habeas corpus" means here. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4714 It wouldn’t kill you to smile a little more around the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4715 You can't just hang the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4716 I suggest we both waive our fees. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4717 Be more optimistic, I intend to cloke you in an insanity plea! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4718 Remember, it's not just you. It's taxes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4719 We think Grim is prejudicial so we're going with Natural Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4720 I hear that you're the master of jury tampering. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4721 The IRS isn't ready to release you from your tax liability. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4722 I'm not sure if our "Grim Reaper" defense will hold up in this murder case, but, we'll give it a shot! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4723 The jury is not likely to award you his soul in punitive damages. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4724 Why didn't you wear your Justin Bieber mask like I told you to? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4725 We have an air-tight defense--use of the scythe is protected by the Second Amendment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4726 We're going to claim that Obamacare is an undue burden on your livelihood. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4727 The airhead defense is better than the Fifth. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4728 I'm going to assume you're familiar with the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4729 It's going to be very difficult to afford to avoid the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4730 What did you say your rate was again? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4731 He hit me first 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4732 Personally, I'm against it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4733 Wear the Gap hoodie tomorrow. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4734 When you get up there try to look friendly and non-threatening. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4735 They got Al Capone, but I think we're good. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4736 Should I offer them to settle this over a game of chess? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4737 Don't worry. No one saw your face. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4738 The jugge just reminded us that no hoodies are allowed in the courtroom. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4739 Why do the court think I'm responsible for Wall Street shorts? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4740 Okay fair, he did say a commuted life sentence, but... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4741 He's sentencing you to life 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4742 Bad news. You got life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4743 I thought you understood me when I told you not to wear your hoodie to trial. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4744 I know you had your heart set on the kids... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4745 I thought you said you'd only charge an arm and a leg! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4746 Let's take the plea deal 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4747 The death penalty is not on the table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4748 Listen, everyone's a little thrown off here. The prosecution is unsure whether to try you as a serial killer, the judge can't figure out whether the death penalty even applies and my 80 year old mother who like to watch me work is plain scared. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4749 No, death without parole isn't an option. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4750 Not only you should take the fifth, but all twelve of them. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4751 when are you allowing strangers to this contest ? you haven't change the countries authorized 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4752 .....remember now, do not bring up your involvement with Death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4753 You're looking at life, max. Assisted suicide is illegal in this state. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4754 The Grim Reaper defense won't work in your case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4755 Don't worry. They can't find you on Facebook. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4756 When I told you to drop the black robe, I didn't mean you should wear polka dots instead. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4757 Sorry, but you don't stand a ghost of a chance with this jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4758 Don't get discouraged. They're just not used to seeing a hoodie in court. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4759 I declined the plea bargain. Let's hope you get the chair. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4760 Trust me, he won't hold you in contempt. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4761 As for my expenses ... I can make a deal with you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4762 A dark suit without a hood would have worked better. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4763 We'll use that population-control argument if we have to. But first, let's try to scare off a few witnesses. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4764 I can get you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4765 Try not to look so grim; we will file an appeal. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4766 I’m pretty sure the judge will be inclined to split the baby. Literally. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4767 They're offering you the death penalty. I recommend you take it. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4768 Actually, I do identify with you in a Millennial sort of way... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4769 You've never before had a restraining order? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4770 You're being charged with a faceless crime. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4771 When I said dress up for court, I didn't mean as the Grim Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4772 No Hoodies in the court room 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4773 We couldn't find any character witnesses. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4774 Here comes the jury. Put on your best face. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4775 So, you are saying that a Hung Jury is my only chance? - I think I can take care of that. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4776 The "alleged" destroyer of worlds, OK? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4777 Life, of course. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4778 I appreciate your efforts but I've decided to represent myself. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4779 They’re just prejudiced. They think that every faceless man in a cloak is guilty of soul theft. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4780 With your background, I recommend you cop a plea. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4781 "Okay, now remember - our strategy is the inevitability of taxes." 'taxes' is in italics. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4782 I told you the scythe wouldn't get through the metal detector. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4783 Great idea! Your defense is really going to kill them. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4784 I am sorry, but it is hard to come up with a defense when you are wanted everywhere for manslaughter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4785 Smile. It will help you connect with the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4786 I'm sorry to have to be the one to break it to you, but this state no longer has the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4787 Come on are you going to follow me everywhere. O.k. I've learned my lesson, texting and driving are bad. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4788 I find your argument to be somewhere between rather grim and somewhat empty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4789 Are you arguing for, or against? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4790 Like I always advise TNY Ghost Writers,.......Take the Fifth! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4791 This isn't what I meant by business formal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4792 I'm worried about jurors number 5, 7 and 8. They look quite ill, wouldn't you agree? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4793 Your arguments in opposition to physician-assisted suicide appear self-serving. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4794 I don't think wearing a conservative suit and tie would have killed you… You know what I mean. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4795 Anything less than the death penalty and we'll appeal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4796 That's not what I meant by Opt-Out 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4797 Tell me again how you were identified in the police line-up. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4798 Don't answer that, you risk life! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4799 Relax. Last year I got the Four Horsemen off with nothing more than probation. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4800 They got you on intent. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4801 You're the one that went with the Public Defender. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4802 I think I love you, Harvey. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4803 What do you mean the tie makes me look guilty? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4804 Honestly, I don't think anyone will believe she broke the infidelity clause. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4805 The judge is hoping you will take the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4806 If you get too close to the judge up there, expecto some major patronum. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4807 There's so much evidence against you, the jury wants to give you the death penalty AGAIN!!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4808 I guess it's time to break it to you - I don't think the jury believes you are Darth Vader. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4809 'He said that if you harvest one more juror, he's going to hold you in contempt." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4810 First time offenders get the born-again treatment. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4811 Is this a higher or a lower court? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4812 They've got you at the scene. They've got you on motive. Let's leave the reaper home again tomorrow, OK? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4813 I do believe I'm having a near-death experience. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4814 Death and Tax Evasion. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4815 Make sure you put that bag of Skittles away in your pocket before you leave this courtroom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4816 Okay, you know you're supposed to plead the Fifth, right? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4817 All we have to do is raise reasonable doubt. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4818 Sorry to disappoint. This is not a capital punishment state 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4819 It might make you feel better if you just play along. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4820 your community service has been taken into consideration. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4821 You're off the hook if you get the death penalty Joking aside! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4822 Is it too late to ask you where you went to law school? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4823 Let me understand this, you want to remain faceless in you eye witness testimony? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4824 Your wife will drop all charges if you continue to have no contact with her. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4825 I would prefer to go to hell. My wife is already in heaven 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4826 I assume the death penalty is not an issue. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4827 I would advise you to just pay the fine and quit using your current exfoliant! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4828 Ya know, that outfit doesn't exactly exude innocence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4829 Your scythe? I don't think arguing the second amendment will work. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4830 No, Silly, this is not a death penalty case. It's about the scheduling of the TV show "lucifer." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4831 Sorry, but I don't think we can ask for the death penalty in a bankruptcy case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4832 Are you ready to face the music? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4833 Ok, so we agree that our strategy is to get the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4834 Kris Kringle won his case! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4835 If we don't like how it's going, let's strike the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4836 Have you ever worked on a capital punishment case before? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4837 no, you may not tell the Judge that his time has come. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4838 "I'm afraid you're going to have to face the music". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4839 You want my advice? Smile a little, look alive, try and show some remorse--otherwise you're lookin' at Death! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4840 Enough with the dead lawyer jokes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4841 I'll waive all legal fees if you agree not to see me again for a long, long time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4842 It was a senseless death - we'll just plead insanity. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4843 After careful consideration, I agree that a zero percent contingency fee is an excellent idea. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4844 I'll defend you but you have to stop staring me in the face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4845 The good news is the prosecutor is taking the You Penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4846 Guilty until proven innocent, in your case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4847 I definitely think that removing your hood will improve our case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4848 There is no option to plead "repent! The end is nigh!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4849 I'm going to petition for more jury challenges. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4850 It wasn't me. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4851 They have never had someone ask for the death penalty before. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4852 You mean everyone at your law firm wears hoods? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4853 Headless horseman defense will not work 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4854 Telling the jury that they are welcome to the dark side is not a good idea! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4855 Next time you Object, try saying it in your spooky voice. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4856 Naturally, it would be awkward if they sentence you to death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4857 "They're offering 25 to life." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4858 We’re going to argue that all your actions were motivated by a sincerely held religious belief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4859 Here's the deal: The DA will drop the terrorism charge... but they're not budging on Genocide 1 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4860 Don't worry - nobody cheats Death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4861 I told you, I got a very good feeling about this. I mean, you look just like death warmed over. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4862 What's your definition of habeas corpus? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4863 Does that hoodie come in blue? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4864 I'm saving you talents for the penalty phase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4865 Business casual works for most clients, but in your case it might not have been such a good idea. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4866 "W'll plead justifiable homicide.": 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4867 Our defense is going to be that you were "paranormal" at the time of the robbery. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4868 I said dress trim, not grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4869 Scythe doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4870 OK, with the next witness, please say "I'll see you later" with a bit less enthusiasm. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4871 We're just going to plead the fifth. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4872 You may have dressed for the occasion. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4873 Insanity is okay, but inevitability will get you life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4874 Some good news: they don't have fingerprints. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4875 Since you're being charged with a capital offense I think I can get you released on your own recognizance. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4876 I must warn you. Trying to collect on your own life insurance is very tricky. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4877 The prosecution is going to ask for a larger court room so that they can present their 40 truckload list of alleged victims. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4878 So, you're okay with the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4879 Here's the problem. You have a really bad reputation. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4880 They are not accepting your plea that you just lost your head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4881 It doesn't matter if it's ten lifetimes, you can wait. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4882 Good news; you're getting death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4883 You know you are not doing yourself any favor by wearing a hoodie to court. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4884 Don't mention The Maiden. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4885 Frankly, it doesn't look good. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4886 What do you mean you don't think your ready 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4887 You're giving me a devil of a time. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4888 What are you in the dark about? They said you used deadly force! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4889 Let's go over your testimony. The last time you saw her she was still alive... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4890 How can you plea the 5th when you don't even have a face? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4891 From what I've gathered, you're already serving multiple life sentences - what's one more. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4892 If the editor is found guilty for not responding to submissions of cartoons in a timely manner, you can have him. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4893 The judge would like you to stop "dismissing" jurors 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4894 .. and your telling me THIS now?!? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4895 We'll petition for a change of venue to 13th century Florence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4896 Yes, I'm all for the death penalty, but this is traffic court. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4897 We're going to argue for diminished responsibility, Mr. Reaper, on the grounds that your actions were controlled by another agent, Fate. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4898 Seeing as how this is a wrongful death case, I thought that perhaps I should give the closing argument this time.. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4899 Don't tell the judge the pain is gone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4900 I know, but I've got a date to the prom tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4901 Technically, any sentence is a Death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4902 No - they don't give the death penalty for jay walking in this state. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4903 We'll plead not guilty by reason of mortality. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4904 They call you, Robin Hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4905 Permit me to play Devil's advocate. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4906 To gain the jury's approval, I strongly advise you to take a holiday. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4907 Something tells me he won't be sentenced to life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4908 1. Maybe second chair on a tax evasion case is just too symbolically challenging for this jury? 2. "Supreme" appointment or not, that still doesn't explain how you got this nomination hearing before the election? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4909 They must convict, if the hoodie fits. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4910 Just tell the jury that, "the devil is in the details"! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4911 You don't have to tell them where your sting is. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4912 I told them your scythe was a farm implement but they are insisting that it's an offensive weapon 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4913 Don't worry. This judge doesn't believe in the death penalty. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4914 I think our best move here may be to claim self-defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4915 Are you sure you want to go through with this case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4916 How about this? I get you off and you let me live until Apple's no more. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4917 Stop telling the Judge to refer to it as "The Me Penalty" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4918 Must you be so doom and gloom about everything? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4919 I think you should make the final statement. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4920 As my defense attorney, you say the only option for jaywalking is lethal injection or hanging? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4921 This isn't going to be easy--you're a repeat offender. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4922 Getting life is not something to be happy about. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4923 Sorry, there is no 5th Amendment protection equivalent based on how you look! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4924 You should have gotten a Concealed Scythe Permit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4925 Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not going to put you on the stand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4926 We can get you time off for good behavior. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4927 Your creative interpretation of the RICO Act could be much more efficient. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4928 We've already set one precedent. We now have a strong case to set a second one and win your tax appeal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4929 "He Who Must Not Be Named" won't fly. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4930 I keep explaining to you that we can't ask for the death penalty in a civil case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4931 If "The Devil and Daniel Webster " is any precedent, I have you beat. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4932 They aren't too lenient with habitual offenders... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4933 What do you mean, not guilty!? I thought I was being sentenced to life! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4934 I'm telling you it's a fair trade. I put this guy on death row, you give me 15 - 20 more years. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4935 You know, in most cases the petition for clemency is made before the execution 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4936 No, no, you still have your mojo without your scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4937 The appeal is not going well either? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4938 That outfit makes you look guilty 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4939 I think the jury can see right through your argument. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4940 You've got nothing to hide. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4941 Now I want you to give them your sunny-ist smile 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4942 I'm pleading occupational hazard. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4943 But they're just about to announce the verdict... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4944 Whatever the verdict, know that I'm honored to have represented the most prolific serial killer of all time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4945 Just keep that sweet, innocent look. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4946 You're worried about the composite? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4947 you'l have to get a suit, only the judge can wear a robe in court 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4948 Surely you'll get something less than the death penalty." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4949 Frankly, this is my first death penalty case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4950 In your case, a hung jury is likely 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4951 When you testify, try to convey your repentance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4952 The person that you visited died? That was your alibi! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4953 You could be facing the death penalty--if you had a face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4954 Great news--the prosecution wants you to get life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4955 Halloween is tomorrow 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4956 I'm sorry, but "its my thing" is a defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4957 you gotta stop with the pop-in 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4958 How does life without parole sound to YOU? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4959 I don't care what you saw on Law and Order -- they're just not going to take a manslaughter plea. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4960 The criminal justice system doesn't like black hoodies. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4961 I'm gonna put you on the stand. Can you smile? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4962 Deal? If we pass this, can I live to see it happen? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4963 Another drone design flaw in the making 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4964 I suppose not seeing you smirk can help. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4965 Keep it out of sight unless one of their witnesses starts lying. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4966 I believe you've met judge and jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4967 Remember what we talked about...eye contact, eye contact, eye contact! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4968 So you're asking me to convince the jury that your cashmere hoodie is at the cleaners? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4969 Unfortunately, it turns out the saying is correct. Taxes are as certain as you are. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4970 Ironically they're seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4971 Remember! You were just following orders! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4972 I'm the ambulance chaser 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4973 We just handle your trusts and estates. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4974 If only you'd had a license to scythe 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4975 Don't worry. Even if we lose, you can just slip right out of the cell. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4976 I'm pretty certain we'll beat the murder charge, but there's no escaping the back taxes 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4977 We move for dismissal. Of the three invisible men at the scene of the crime the police brought only my client in for the line up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4978 Never mind taking the fifth. Just keep answering "NEVERMORE". A dozen of those and they will be eager for you to leave. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4979 I’m sorry, I can’t object every time someone implies that murder is bad. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4980 Try to be a little more approachable in front of the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4981 You're right about no fingerprints of course, but I still think you should've worn a suit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4982 Lawyer fees are eternal 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4983 I can't let you take the stand. If the jury sees that you are faceless, they may jump to conclusions." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4984 Well, it's the hollow cave face that seems to bother him most. Else, it's the bailiff in about 20 seconds. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4985 You shouldn't get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4986 Your defense needs brightening. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4987 I am not putting you on the stand! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4988 Yes, Mr. Scrooge is suing for defamation. All you have to do is nod and point. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4989 I thought you were just absent-minded 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4990 I still think the non--existence plea is your best shot. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4991 You're starting to make me feel like my case doesn't have a chance 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4992 Try not to have a blank stare when you look at the judge. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4993 What are the odds? I specialize in estate taxes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4994 This case will be so famous, they're going to name the penalty after you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4995 I know a way out of this, but I'm not sure you're going to like it. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4996 Just show a little remorse, we can probably get you a reduced sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4997 She never said anything about a prenup. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4998 In your case, I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4999 You want to put the death penalty "on" the table? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5000 They aren't buying our discounted future earnings. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5001 We've met before at that dreadful mixer at Skidmore in '04. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5002 The judge is threatening to impose the life penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5003 You're going to need to come up with a better alibi for "where were you on the night that everyone in all of recorded history died?" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5004 OK. I'll explain to the judge that you smell so bad that you just like to kept covered. I'm sure he'll understand. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5005 It may be advantageous if you remove the hoodie and stop the moaning sounds, your frightening everyone in the courtroom. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5006 Your scythe is being held as evidence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5007 Would you consider wearing a tie? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5008 I'm not sure, but I don't think the judge likes dire prophecies. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5009 Yes I know, but also unavoidable are your taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5010 Look cheerful. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5011 I wouldn't worry about the penalty phase. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5012 You told her, "Ich komme nicht zu strafen." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5013 No, I said I need a deft defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5014 If the hoodie doesn't fit, you must acquit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5015 It's not that Grim... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5016 We are going with "unlawful search and scyther." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5017 Are you certain that you're certain? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5018 I take it this isn't your first offense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5019 The case is looking grim. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5020 Oh crap. I wasn't supposed to look you in where your face should be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5021 They're rejecting our plea for natural life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5022 Next time wear the tie I gave you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5023 Are you on board with our seeking the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5024 Not sure I like our chances, you literally hung the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5025 Say nothing about your black hole theory 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5026 You're kidding, right? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5027 Can you face the judge? I'm getting echo. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5028 This isn't what I meant when I said to dress like you were attending a funeral. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5029 Just remember: deny, deny deny. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5030 Try to look sympathetic. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5031 I gather this could end in the death sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5032 We hate your message, but your right as messenger is protected by the First Amendment to the US Constitution! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5033 They're going for the death sentence. Try not to look happy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5034 Remember, you were just the messenger. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5035 Freezing the breathalyzer and having no blood is going to tough to explain. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5036 Relax. You've overcome even the worst-case scenario. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5037 "It's what you do" may not be the best defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5038 We've managed to avoid death row. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5039 Did you even bother to look in the mirror this morning? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5040 I'm going to put you on the stand tomorrow Ralph.However, I wan;t you to go home and do something about your hands. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5041 Good news - the IRS lawyers agreed to a jury instruction on irony. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5042 Seriously? You couldn't have worn something a little less obvious? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5043 Now don't go losing your head over this - juries notice every little thing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5044 You're the typical wrongful death attorney. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5045 What do you mean you may have "mixed a few up?" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5046 Don't be proud. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5047 It guaranteed the removal of all lines, scars and sun damage. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5048 It'll be important to establish that you've paid your taxes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5049 We'll plead not guilty by reason of invisibility. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5050 Don't worry, we're up right after Martin Shkreli. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5051 I don't care that it wasn't flattering, you still should have worn the navy blue suit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5052 No, you don't need to appear before the Court. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5053 I don't think we're going to make it to trial. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5054 Your best shot is to roll with the Michael Jordan meme. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5055 "He had it coming" just won't do.... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5056 You've heard "You reap what you sow"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5057 Well, since there's only one of you, a jury of your peers turned out to be 12 tax lawyers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5058 the seventh seal defense may not be our best option here 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5059 Remember, "if the scythe doesn't fit, you must acquit." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5060 I'm glad to see you decided to take my advice and face the charges like the man you seem to be. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5061 I told you to wear a tie - you look a little intimidating. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5062 Hey Death, I'm Taxes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5063 Well, it is a scythe, so technically ax evasion isn't a completely erroneous charge. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5064 It's OK. It's OK. Not a setback. I felt like we had to try Jurisdiction. Now we'll go for habeas corpus, that's where we'll get you off. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5065 We could have a problem with the "corpus" part of the writ. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5066 I've got good news, they're seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5067 You may very well have faced He Who Judges All Mankind, but in the courtroom of the 63rd District magistrate, I'm the one who knows how to play the game. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5068 Let's try and promote your good side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5069 How can I help you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5070 When I said dress for court, I just assumed you understood that meant lose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5071 They've offered a plea of Manslaughter. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5072 You told me to keep a low profile. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5073 We need the jury to see you as a cheerful Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5074 Moving this trial to the financial district is the only way we'll find a jury of your peers. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5075 I don't think killing all the jury members is a good idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5076 Which circle are we in? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5077 FYI. My death eventuates an immediate IRS audit of your tax filings. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5078 They're willing to drop the homicide charge if you plead guilty to misdemeanor theft of a scythe 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5079 Trust me. This fifth has nothing to do with the circle. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5080 Might be a little late for a plea bargain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5081 "GUESS WHO?" IS NOT A NAME! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5082 I think I can get you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5083 Do you rather I begin with Milton or Pratchett? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5084 And you're absolutely positive it was Bill Cosby? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5085 You're taking this 'See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil' thing a little too far. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5086 This is a life or death situation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5087 You can't be serious!.. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5088 No,. They're saying it's the other way around. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5089 I know you want to testify, but as your lawyer I advise against it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5090 So much? And I thought my last lawyer's retainer was high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5091 So you save face, and maybe find yourself ahead in the end. Win-win. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5092 I think we should discuss the possibility that your next stop is the twilight zone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5093 Don't worry. I can get you off this murder charge. They have nothing on you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5094 THE JUDGE WILL GIVE YOU PROBATION IF HE CAN HAVE YOUR HOODIE. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5095 Perhaps 'The devil made me do it.' is not your best defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5096 Let me do the talking and don't make eye contact with the judge--he'll see right through you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5097 It's tax season, make them remember that. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5098 well this is my report on the argument of TTIP in which the US intends to enslave the entire world to corporate US businesses which will eventually lead to the WW3 and the end of the human race and your folder is the argument for it 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5099 Tell 'em you've been advised that it's your duty to not answer any frikkin' questions. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5100 "Hipster grass cutting?" Really? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5101 I expected you to look more relieved at a verdict of "involuntary manslaughter." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5102 We'll fight to keep the life penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5103 Sure it’s unfair, but juries in this town are biased against the angel of death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5104 I don't think you should testify 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5105 This case will be the death of me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5106 I wouldn't worry about the sentencing phase. You're already a dead man. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5107 As long as you didn't leave any fingerprints, you'd be fine. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5108 Remember, never mention that scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5109 So, you actually want me to ask for the death penalty... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5110 Just hang in there. A slap on the wrist, collect your scythe from the evidence drawer, and you'll be on your way 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5111 If you'd listen to my advice about death and taxes you wouldn't be here. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5112 This is about more than just saving face. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5113 I don't think you can take the fifth. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
5114 What do you mean you'll give them the death penalty? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5115 The judge is going to ask you to face the jury, and that's when I'll declare a mistrial for discriminatory practices. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5116 ...they found you guilty, beyond a shadow of a doubt 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5117 It looks like the jury wants to give you life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5118 How did the defendant survive? I thought you were flawless. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5119 We will bury them. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5120 not a good time to announce you support the death penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5121 Yes, Texas has no right to infringe on your business. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5122 Good news. It's the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5123 Fortunately the state's outlawed eternal life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5124 This judge has no soul 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5125 I'm a lawyer, not a magician 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5126 No. You don't get the sickle back. It is evidence now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5127 This is Traffic Court, it is NOT a death penalty case! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5128 Yes, shaving would have helped. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5129 You're sure the hoodie doesn't fit? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5130 Don't worry, they can't give you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5131 Okay, okay. We'll seek the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5132 Counsel. Explain to me please how "Life plus 25 " works again. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5133 Lucky for you we may get you off with involuntary manslaughter. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5134 Is this a me penalty state? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5135 I thought we agreed on a sweater vest and tie? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5136 They didn't find any finger prints. So, the evidence is circumstantial at best. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5137 I know it's a killer of a case but the hijab is just overkill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5138 No, you shouldn't take the stand. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5139 On a positive note they took the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5140 Remember, you're just a guy trying to save the world from overpopulation. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5141 You can testify but you have to lose the scythe and the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5142 Sorry, this is traffic court.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5143 You shouldn't worry. The worst you can get is death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5144 Remember to smile when you take the witness stand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5145 How's that whole grim reaper thing working for you now? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5146 I'd prefer a hung jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5147 So, have you heard that new Drake song yet? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5148 It may be a little grim, but we are taking this one to the grave. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5149 The charge is life insurance fraud. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5150 Sorry, Death, but you're getting life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5151 The prosecution is requesting self-imposed punishment. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5152 Was a suit and tie too much to ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5153 Are you sure you knocked before barging through the door? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5154 You sure this is the only way to avoid jail time? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5155 I told you to wear a suit and tie during the trial 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5156 Well what do you think about if the scythe don't fit you must acquit? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5157 We should probably talk about the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5158 I don't think I can defend this much longer. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5159 You've been sentenced to life. Don't ask me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5160 I think we're having trouble with the sympathy vote. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5161 They got you on tax evasion, of that I am certain. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5162 No, I don't think changing your name now will help, Mr.Axe Murderer! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5163 I think you should plead the 5th. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5164 "We need you to get on the stand to show that they do not have a Prima Facie case... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5165 Relax. The worst that can happen is you'll get sentenced to yourself. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5166 I'm hopeful. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5167 ''She claims you were a big facetime fan.'' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5168 Why did you bury the scythe in OJ's backyard? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5169 When I say "the defense rests," don't take that as an invitation. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5170 If we win is it possible to add a few more years to my life? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5171 We have a chance..they can't find your scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5172 Leave the Death Penalty on the table, then. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5173 ...they are seeking life in prison. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5174 There seems to be a little problem with finding a jury of your peers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5175 You should have worn a suit. The jury is unfairly prejudiced against dark defendents wearing hoodies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5176 The court will agree with your privacy concerns. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5177 Okay, I'll handle the civil cases, you do the estates. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5178 I'm not saying to dress uncomfortably, I'm just saying hoodies are a bit fraught these days. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5179 This could go either way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5180 Well, the State's not budging on this coaching youth hockey thing. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5181 They sentenced you to a light year! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5182 I would advise you not to unjustly collect the plaintiff's soul. The judge could hold you in contempt. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5183 No actually, I didn't quite understand your last voicemail message. It didn't make much sense - something about a bell and tolls?!? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5184 Show some remorse and apologize to the family members of the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5185 This judge can't seem to grasp the difference between Rape and Reap. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5186 Don't let him bait you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5187 One suggestion: The next time the judge says "Take the witness" - don't. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5188 Trust me. If Luke got away with being too short for a stromtrooper, I can convince the jury that you're a jawa. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5189 Well, they did say they wanted more page views. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5190 Any prior convictions? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5191 Could I get that in writing? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5192 It's going to be up to the jurors to determine if the hood fits. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5193 ...so...HEY! Are you with me on this one? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5194 Believe me, I am trying hard to conceal the secrets of your " shell corporation....! " 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5195 OK but when you're on the stand don't be so grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5196 I'll probably get a death sentence again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5197 Okay, you can keep the hood, but please wear glasses tomorrow. We need the jury to see your softer side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5198 Your failure to appear isn't helping. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5199 It looks as if we have a hung jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5200 I know you love Halloween, Phil, but really? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5201 To avoid the death penalty, I advise you to accept the plea bargain. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5202 You were right, the jury would have seen through your headless testimony. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5203 On the plus side, you can't get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5204 Sorry, it's a life sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5205 Pro bono, huh? Over my dead body. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5206 Lawyer: I kept telling you, there are only two things certain in this life. You should have just paid your taxes, this is how they got Blade. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5207 You asked for me? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5208 Let's bluff 'em, and leave the 'death sentence' on the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5209 Try showing some empathy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5210 No, really, who are you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5211 Didn't I tell you to wear a suit and tie? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5212 Just answer the question honestly. Have you ever owned a sickle? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5213 You might want to smile a bit more -- jurors seem to like that. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5214 If you can win this case, I'll owe you everything. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5215 With any luck you will get the death penalty 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5216 No, the optics are not on our side. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5217 The reason the trial is being delayed is that something seems to have happened to the prosecutor. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5218 We're going to go for everlasting life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5219 Our only hope is a hung jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5220 Sepulchre? Is that some kind of plea? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5221 If you owe more than $10,000 in Back Death Taxes, call us today. We're former 'IRS' workers that will work directly with the 'IRS' on your behalf. Don't take on the 'IRS' alone. Give us a call. Operators are standing by. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5222 You can't get the death penalty if you're already dead. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5223 Don't worry - it's a jury of your pyres. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5224 Goodbye Winston. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5225 Judge did not buy your argument of Soliciting to Murder by your boss 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5226 The selfies are a real problem for us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5227 Would it hurt you to wear a tie? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5228 So you don't think a plea bargain is workable? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5229 If you want any sympathy from the jury, ditch the hood. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5230 Under the best case scenario, you’ll get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5231 You do not drink, So what the hell where you doing that night at the pub? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5232 Should have filed. IRS is going to make an example of you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5233 Recidivism? He’s saying you’re a repeat offender, and the court will take that into consideration when sentencing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5234 We need to find you a stronger alibi. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5235 We can call most of these self-defense and the rest entrapment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5236 Your Honor, the Defense asks the court to examine their ultimate fate 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5237 I asked you to wear a nice suit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5238 So the verdict is in. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5239 The "Grim Reaper" defense scythes both ways ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5240 I'll be honest with you, things are looking pretty grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5241 La muerte on trial for planning the end of the world. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5242 Nothing is certain, Death, but I think you'll have to pay your taxes. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5243 No, I don't think the hoodie was the problem. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5244 You've been sentenced to life in a monastery with no chance of becoming an abbot. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5245 I blame Frank Luntz. The judge is ruling that the Estate Tax name change means you owe a bundle in back taxes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5246 Twelve across, five letters. Opposite of life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5247 So how long have you been a public defender? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5248 I fully understand that you favor the death penalty if convicted. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5249 How's life?, Is life good for you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5250 Pro bono? With your record, it means you're screwed. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5251 The good news is that, technically, you can't get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5252 What they're gonna argue is that a death sentence saves lives. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5253 Litigious society, agreed. But there Is significant exposure here. Scrooge's Defamation of Character claim will be a challenge. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5254 Are you the hollow man? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5255 At least the death penalty is off the table." At least the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5256 Can you hear me now? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5257 The prosecution is killing me? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5258 Well, then maybe we should skip the character witnesses 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5259 I don't care if it's your job-you have to show some remorse. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5260 There's no prima facie case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5261 Racketeering? Are you kidding me? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5262 Stay away from any radical comments on the death penalty if they don't confirm you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5263 You're not the type to hold a grudge are you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5264 H. G. Wells would be proud. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5265 ...don't even think about it 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5266 Is the plea bargain still on the table? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5267 No, I don't think the witness is looking a little old. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5268 No worries, we will pin it on your campaign manager 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5269 I think you should quit your day job. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5270 You're not going to get a better deal than life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5271 It would help your case if you stopped slowly pointing at each member of the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5272 What did I tell you about white juries and hoodies?!!? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5273 They've given you two minutes for high-sticking. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5274 Good news, the Prosecution is not seeking the death penalty! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5275 Law school did not prepare me for this. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5276 Work with me here, your attitude is killing me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5277 Yes, they've 'produced the bodies.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5278 We may have trouble finding a jury of your peers. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5279 If this verdict doesn't turn out well, mind if I take over? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5280 Maybe you should wear something else to court. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5281 As co-counsel, you should wear a tie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5282 Lose the hoodie, it might give them the wrong idea 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5283 This above all: to thine own self be true. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5284 Twenty to life -- take it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5285 Stop telling the jurors you can't wait to meet them. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5286 Hold your breath 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5287 Why are you telling me this? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5288 Well yes, the Second Circuit is certainly an advocate for karma, but it unfortunately does not tolerate the use of a scythe on a trader outside Delmonico's. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5289 The deposed witnesses are reposed? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5290 They found your fingerprints on the scythe next to the body. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5291 We’re light on character witnesses. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5292 Is there any chance you could do something about Jurors 3 and 11 during the lunch recess? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5293 What do you think they do once the 20 minute limit is up? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5294 I suggest for your opening statement you take the hood off... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5295 Worse case scenario; you get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5296 Don't you worry. This free healthcare bill won't ever leave this room! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5297 Good News... another hung jury... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5298 The jury will see your humanity once they look into your… um… 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5299 Because War, Pestilence and Famine took the dang plea deal, that's why not. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5300 They're threatening to give life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5301 There is no need to use your alias, I think the jurors will recognize you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5302 You brought the wrong folder - these are just a bunch of death certificates. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5303 I was going to ask for some time alone with my client but have changed my mind. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5304 Well, we can't very well go for life without parole. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5305 No, you're not permitted to take the Fifth when the issue is crimes against nature. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5306 To be honest things look grim, real grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5307 Look, I still think that this is your best bet of getting Cheney. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5308 So you can just part us, like, legally, right? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5309 Lose the hoody and smile a little. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5310 Relax--he's a hanging judge. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5311 Tommorrow - less eyeshadow. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5312 Acquittal shouldn't be a problem...after all, this is a 'no death penalty' state. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5313 Why yes, my last name is Baggins. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5314 Please try not to approach the witness. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5315 He's about to get jail for life...trust me on this one, death 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5316 I can't organize a defense if you keep bugging me about playing chess. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5317 Taxes. Yep, you and taxes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5318 You don't understand: you've run out of your retainer. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5319 What happened to the emoji I told you to wear? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5320 Take it off before you take the stand unless you want the jury to think you're a thug or a jihadist. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5321 I am advising you to lose the hood. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5322 I don't think the judge will buy that your name is Annon E. Muss 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5323 Remember, we're claiming everything from the hardware as a work expense - not just the scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5324 Sorry, I just got this case. Do you have any character witnesses? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5325 Can you just keep your hands to your self form once. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5326 Hoodie, smoodie--you'll still do 18 long ones. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5327 Do I have enough time to put in my football tips? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5328 Do me a favor and just point a finger at the jurors a few times during the trial. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5329 Mr. Reaper the possibility of aquital looks grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5330 Yes Mr. Reaper, "the dead" can file a class action suit against you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5331 I believe that your courtroom attire is not helping our case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5332 Looks like you're going to get Death Row! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5333 You ever heard the expression, "dead right"? I didn't think so, take the offer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5334 You bet the Devil, on who' s a better lawyer? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5335 Calling yourself Dr. Death is not helping. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5336 If you wanted Clarence Darrow, you should have thoght of that earlier. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5337 Breach of contract?! I was the one who was cheated! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5338 I think I can convince the jury that the Grim Reaper owns the rights to the hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5339 Don't take this personally, but the outlook is grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5340 I find it interesting that you call me an "empty suit." 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5341 Okay--she's offering joint custody of the other three housemen, but she wants the beach house in return. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5342 Fine, you can take me. But may I first moon the jury? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5343 Can you repeat that? This time, without the echo............ 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5344 you have a death wish!!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5345 You can't wear the same clothes you were seen wearing in the CCTV. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5346 I didn't realize that parking in a Fire Lane was now a capital crime. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5347 We'll get more from them this time, I promise. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5348 Remember: you had an appointment in Samarra. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5349 What? You really need to borrow my glasses? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5350 Hell is whenever I'm with you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5351 They confiscated your scythe because you keep raggin' on all that "harvester of souls" nonsense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5352 They'd settle for eighty years, with no dementia. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5353 What made you think "I'm gonna kill you" was an appropriate response to "How do you plea"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5354 ...on the other hand, none of the survivors can positively identify you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5355 I'm telling you, a jury won't like the hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5356 I think putting you on the witness stand could be a big mistake. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5357 What part of "Lose the hoodie" did you not understand? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5358 I offered to hire a stylist for the trial, remember? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5359 Loose the hoodie. It makes you look too Silicon Valley. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5360 "Now??, like right now?". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5361 On the bright side, there's no death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5362 Since you're already dead, they'll give you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5363 How does the death penalty sound to you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5364 It's going to be tough to beat 42 billion counts of murder. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5365 The jury is death-qualified. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5366 As for that 'inevitable' crap, the IRS wants to own it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5367 How can house arrest be a 'horrible' outcome? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5368 I am afraid the prognosis is grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5369 If they can't produce a sickle, I think we're good. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5370 Your prints were all over the scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5371 If you don't take the plea, you could be looking at a life sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5372 So ... worst-case scenario. What are we looking at here? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5373 you know that death and hoodies just dont mix. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5374 Granted, for you it wouldn't be a real penalty, but they still want to have their trial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5375 Are you willing to be cross examined? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5376 No DNA, no fingerprints, no positive ID – we’ll beat this easy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5377 I think it's to play the wraith card. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5378 Due to the grizzly discovery of the hung jury, we motion for mistrial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5379 Don't you think it might be better to throw yourself on the mercy of the court? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5380 Noo, I'm Emile Dickinson. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5381 Why don't you take this witness? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5382 Hey, what are some good chillwave bands bro? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5383 To be honest, our chances of winning this case are looking pretty grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5384 For God's sake Terrence, all you did was shoplift! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5385 Hoodies always prejudice the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5386 What do you mean you won't 'accept' a life sentence? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5387 Hey! Lighten up, it's just a cartoon. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5388 As the attorney defending you against a mass murder charge, I have to ask you, "Who picked your outfit?" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
5389 Hi, Harry Potter esq. I'm either going to defend you, or pull out my wand and yell "Expecto Patronum" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5390 I'm certain that you will get a reduced sentence! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5391 Don't mention the scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5392 Any chance I can get the chair by Friday? I have a date Saturday afternoon... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5393 So I went to Donald Trump's rally but I'm not the KKK. I'm with the shleppers at Seville's Holy Week parade 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5394 ''I specifically said 'suit,' not 'professionally.' '' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5395 Luckily, in this state there is no penalty for death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5396 They're ruling out foreplay owing to your three counts of resisting a breast. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5397 Why didn't you tell me they had an eye witness? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5398 As your attorney I strongly advise you not to plead self-defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5399 Frankly, I don't think you have a chance in hell of winning this claim of breach of contract for selling one's soul. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5400 May I suggest more contemporary attire once the jury has been seated..? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5401 Just don't get any penalties. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5402 What the face !!!!!!!!???? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5403 We're pushing for death with parole, but it doesn't look promising. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5404 I thought I told you no hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5405 With all due respects ,Community service at the funeral home is your only option. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5406 You just got the death penalty but, I'm curious, who's going to take you to the other side? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5407 You can run......but......you can't hide! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5408 Let me do the talking! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5409 I like your brief. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5410 You'll like this; they gave you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5411 I'll try and argue for concurrent sentences. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5412 The prosecution is going for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5413 Of course I trust in your innocence, but I beg you to look the other way! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5414 Our defense is, yes he steal souls; but... come on guys, he's the Grim Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5415 Needs more cowbell. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5416 We need a hung jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5417 You got life without parole. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5418 They can't implement the death penalty unless you commit suicide. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5419 Silent Yes , Invisible No 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5420 Sorry, but no, sir, they don't validate parking. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5421 We can appeal. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5422 Apparently, those were the droids they were looking for. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5423 I don't think the judge will accept 'just kidding' as a plea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5424 I know you're the executioner - I'm worried about the judge and jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5425 I should point out that in your case, a plea bargain will not help you escape the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5426 All I'm saying is it could help your case to lose the hoodie and remember to put your face on before showing up every morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5427 What are you going to do when I tell you "Face the jury" ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5428 We need to change your image. You look like death warmed over. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5429 The judge has denied your claim of retroactive death benefits from the beginning of time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5430 No. It's an illegal U-turn and a first offense. We shouldn't ask for more than a fine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5431 The death penalty, we can be certain, is off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5432 Yes, the acquittal is nice, but it's the civil trial where they'll kill you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5433 Don't interrupt me, I'm killing it. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5434 I thought we had a chance until you told the jury, 'I'll get you all someday.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5435 Of course your fingerprints weren't found, but the dead body isn't going to help you either. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5436 Don't you think we're laying it on a little thick? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5437 Hoodie vs. suit and tie? The debate continues. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5438 Your briefs read better than the Joy Of Love ! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5439 But he said he would replace the Constitution with 'something terrific.' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5440 In your case, I'd say dress for the sentence you want and not the job you have. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5441 The judge wants you to list all the institutions that issued these certificates. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5442 You have to take a plea. Your case is facially defective. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5443 Don't be alarmed, you could get life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5444 This is a bankruptcy case. My client isn't a great guy, but his ex-wife can't demand the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5445 If you let her live, she'll let you keep the beach house. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5446 I know you’re upset, but they won't issue you the death penalty for failing to pay last year's income taxes! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5447 Just wait for the appeals process. It's a killer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5448 Would you consider community service in Corrections, just 'til we get this lethal injection thing sorted out? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5449 We'd have a better chance if your last name wasn't Penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5450 You're giving me mixed signals - how do you plead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5451 I say we go for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5452 Let's face You are a born loser. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5453 The charge is inappropriate garb for a 40 year old. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5454 If this thing goes south, we can always play the wraith card. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5455 Listen up! You are the flip side of an OB/GYN." "Listen up! You are the flip side of an OB/GYN. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5456 Stop pointing at the jurors. We're running out of alternates. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5457 I don't think the jury is buying the argument that you are a tax-exempt nonprofit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5458 And I wouldn't bring up the 'habeus corpus' angle. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5459 So you think we should ask for the death sentence? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5460 You'd better start preparing to get a life ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5461 It says here, 'Turn to Seventh Seal.' What's a Seventh Seal? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5462 A life sentence? Are you sure? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5463 No, GR, a life sentence is NOT a good thing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5464 Will the jury be confused when they learn I'm the defendant? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5465 I thought we'd agreed you'd wear the blue suit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5466 Divorce Court 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5467 Habeas what? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5468 If you would remove that hoodie, you may be judged more leniently. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5469 I don't think you have an alibi for the murder. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5470 No, two LIFE sentences! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5471 With a repeat offender's record like yours, we should... What's that? You want to take the fifth? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5472 Nobody innocent wears a hoodie 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5473 Must it always be the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5474 I am just not sure that it is a good idea for you to take the stand in your own defense 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5475 Don't worry, they're going to give you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5476 We're looking at death 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5477 Of course you are innocent, but I'd plead the 5th anyway. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5478 Looks like they've got you dead to rights. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5479 I promise you, if you just say what I tell you, you won't lose face 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5480 When you testify, try not to be so grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5481 So much for a deconstructed martini! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5482 Let's just hope the jury sees you as a kindly Dementor for helping the prisoners at Azbakan escape. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5483 " Listen Grimm, the Law clearly states that you sew what you Reap "! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5484 We can plea bargain down to manslaughter. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5485 It's a class action - Everybody in the World against You. No worries. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5486 Now is not the time to write poems. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5487 Sorry, but in my legal opinion,'The butler did it' is not a viable defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5488 It won't be life or the death sentence, so I'm not entirely sure what we're doing here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5489 I predict a hung jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5490 Your chances of winning this case are grim. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5491 I don't think it's wise to tell each juror when you intend to visit them. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5492 But, sorry, a zip code is required. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5493 Are you sure juror eight was at your funeral? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5494 Would it kill you to smile at the jury once in a while? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5495 Are you here to tell me I'm on death row? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5496 You said what? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5497 Yes Mr. Reaper, this is a class action suit brought against you by the Imps of Death, for excessive withholding taxes and gross underpayment since the beginning of time. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5498 "Death penalty"...get it? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5499 I don't think your testimony will help my client avoid the death penalty! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5500 Your case is looking grim 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5501 I wouldn't worry about the death penalty because, well, you know. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5502 Just plead the 5th. It works for everyone else. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5503 No. I don't think we can argue you deserve a tax exemption. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5504 Listen Grim, I'm the king of Trademark law and I say you invented the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5505 I told you winning a chess game is not admissible evidence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5506 Everyone knows you're a sure thing, but these tax people have something going for them too. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5507 They want you to serve five to ten, but I think we can get them to agree to the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5508 Our alibi is taxes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5509 Let's make this easy--don't show your face. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5510 The best I could do is life in prison. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5511 Stop asking to shake the prosecutor's hand. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5512 The Judge is not buying the "wheat farmer" story. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5513 Whatever you say, remember to keep it con-scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5514 I will not let you take the stand wearing that "hoody" it will send the wrong message to the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5515 Good news! I got your second life term cut in half! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5516 Don't worry about saving face when you testify. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5517 Maybe we should stop insisting on a jury of your peers. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5518 ...the bad news is, you're looking at life without parole. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5519 We're hoping to keep the scythe out of evidence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5520 I am pretty sure the prosector's facial recognition software is not that good. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5521 We've got an Evangelical jury. Try to play more "Angel" than "of Death". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5522 I told you, the jury hates hoodies! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5523 No, there is no pleading the Sith... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5524 You could be facing a death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5525 I'd say the jury's seriously considering the death penalty, but not for the usual reasons. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5526 Don't look on the dark side. Juries like diversity. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5527 Your homeowners won't cover my fees. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5528 "Don't worry---your not gonna get 'life' on this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5529 Honestly, your outfit is a little much. I suppose I should just be glad you didn't wear your #NoLivesMatter t-shirt to court. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5530 I hope you have a lot of cash stuffed up that robe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5531 We can plea bargain for a life sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5532 My daughter would be scared. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5533 Worst case? They sentence you to you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5534 I'd say looks rather grim right now Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5535 You are charged with first degree grimness. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5536 OK, but this in the last time ...............who's there? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5537 Unfortunately, there's legal doctrine that prohibits inheritance by a person who murders someone from whom he or she stands to inherit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5538 It was suicide! I had nothing to do with it! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5539 Look death I know you came here to defend your killing off of the middle class, but we already have the Koch Brothers doing that. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5540 With luck, you'll get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5541 You're sure you want me to go ahead with that "chess defense" ? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5542 Now you just need the jury's approval. Then you'll only have twenty-five years to wait! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5543 Remember to take the fifth when they ask your name. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5544 It's looking grim, Grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5545 I think I can get you off if we can prove she binged at Chipotle. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5546 Again - NO - we are not asking for the death penalty! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5547 Dying declaration? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5548 I told you not to try the robe on. The fact that it fits hurts our case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5549 What do you care? It's only 25 years. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5550 They'll knock it down to 100 billion counts of voluntary manslaughter. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5551 It doesn't matter, they still consider it a penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5552 Gimme ten minutes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5553 It is very nice to meet you too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5554 Put yourself on the stand and it will come back to haunt you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5555 On the positive side, I don't think you'll have to worry about receiving the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5556 Did you have to wear a hoodie? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5557 No. I don't the court will let us call Beelzebub, the ruler of demons, as a witness. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5558 Why are you hiding? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5559 Would you prefer I go for the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5560 What do you mean you feel this is a case of profiling? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5561 Stick with "Death doesn't kill people - people kill people," and you'll be fine. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5562 Take off your hood or they'll think you're black. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5563 Relax. The evidence will prove he can't get out of your contract by knocking over the chess board. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5564 Not that it matters to you, but I have gotten the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5565 You should have gone with the plea bargain. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5566 For the jury, focus more on the 'angel' than the 'death' part. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5567 That death penalty joke was too arrogant and did not help our case 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5568 Let me get this straight - you would like me to _ask_ for the death penalty? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5569 Believe me, mistaken identity is our only defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5570 I understand these Police Body-Camera's are bad for business but maybe we should cut down a tad? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5571 It's the IRS, so you really should consider their settlement offer. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5572 You wait until now to tell me you did do it! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5573 Taking this deal will help eradicate life in prison. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5574 On the 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5575 They'll give you back your scythe if you promise you won't take anyone away with you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5576 Appeals on behalf of morbidity have been ruled out. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5577 Don't threaten to smite the jury, it makes you appear less sympathetic 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5578 No one seems to know why or by whom Judgment Day was capitalized in the statute. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5579 No, Blue Oyster Cult performing "Don't Fear the Reaper" wouldn't qualify as character witness testimony. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5580 I think the prosecutor is gonna offer a plea bargain for life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5581 Be yourself with the Jury, or else they'll see right through you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5582 Unfortunately, the writ your referring to isn't actually pronounced "habeas corpses." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5583 So it's true. You do reap what you sow. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5584 If the jury comes back with the life penalty, we'll appeal it. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5585 I could have lent you a tie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5586 They took the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
5587 Tell the judge you promise not to hang out in the old hood. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5588 If you take the deal, I can get you life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5589 The healthcare tax is coming down hard on diners. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5590 Too bad, but since you're already dead, they can't give you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5591 You tell all your clients to plead "no contest," don't you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5592 I think there's a good chance you'll get life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5593 Yes, it's good, but 'Love and Death' is not my favorite Woody Allen movie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5594 I'm afraid I have bad news. They have notified the judge they will be seeking the life sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5595 Why can't you tell them who's on first? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5596 The best the jury will give you is parole without life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5597 No, I still don't like the providing-a-public-service defense. Just keep killing the judges, okay? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5598 Remember, Mr Reaper, if anyone asks God is NOT dead. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5599 I don't think the affluenza will work here 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5600 i know your past shouldn't prejudice the jury, but don't count on it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5601 I'm not sure the occupational hazard exception applies in your case. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5602 Who exactly has been ripping off and profiting from your graffiti designs? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5603 WE COULD PLEA BARGAIN FOR LIFE 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5604 We got this. There's no defense against death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5605 Not quite what I meant when I suggested you wear business attire. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5606 I'm not sure that taking the stand will help get the jury's sympathy. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5607 Just watch what you say, you have that guilty look. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5608 Sentencing could be rough - you've got a lot of previous... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5609 I _believe_ it's an Eddie Bauer cloak, but - 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5610 No, Kafkaesque trial isn't a good enough reason to plead fifth. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5611 I should have said more like what -I- would wear to work. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5612 My people do not communicat well with your people. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5613 Just stick with that you can't put a face with a name. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5614 When you argue for the death penalty, try to sound impartial. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5615 Your breath smells like death. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
5616 Stop chuckling every time they mention death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5617 Ever wonder why some people are in the wrong place at the wrong time? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5618 If the pumpkin does not fit, they must acquit! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5619 Your case isn't looking good but I don't think you have much to lose. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5620 If we don't plea you could get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5621 Isn't there a family member here today who could run home and get you a necktie? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5622 Tell them you're not only representing yourself, you're your own sentence as well. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5623 Believe me, I'm trying to get you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5624 Honestly things are looking grim. They have a killer case against you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5625 OJ Simpson? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5626 This time, let's scare them 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5627 Yes I think we both agree the Death penalty is discriminatory in your case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5628 Wrong, I am the voice of reason. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5629 Plead mythology. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5630 As your attorney, pleading the Grim Reaper defense will not work in Salem. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5631 You're exhibit A of the murder case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5632 No, I don't think asking for life in prison will get you off the hook. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5633 So I take it that you knew about the death penalty? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5634 Yes, I know that none of the witnesses could identify your face in the line-up but the scythe is pretty incriminating. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
5635 Can we discuss who people hate more after the trial is over? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5636 Alright, so I'm doing this pro bono, but don't forget our deal. When I die, I get to go out banging some hot chick, like the president did in "Dave." 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5637 As my attorney, you said you could make this all go away. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5638 They'll offer the death penalty; we'll claim double idemnity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5639 Worst case scenario, you could get life 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5640 Don't let them rattle you; they call me an empty suit too. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5641 The defense: "Till Death Do Us Part" won't get you far. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
5642 I think I can get you life! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5643 Because without the plea bargain you'll get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5644 You see, when a comedian dies on stage, it's just a saying. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5645 I hear you, but i can't see what your saying ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5646 They're going to try to establish intent. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5647 If we're going to win this case, you need to lose the hoodie and keep a low profile. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
5648 I'm afraid they want to give you Life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5649 I said "coat and tie," not "cloak and scythe." 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5650 I'll be frank, your odds are grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5651 'I think the judge giving you the death penalty is a little on the redundant side." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5652 Don't worry. What's the worst they can do? Sentence you to death? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5653 So if you get the death penalty, what are you worried about? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5654 I appreciate you see the case as res judicata; even so I'd like to earn my fee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5655 You can't avoid taxes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5656 How empty do you think I feel? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5657 By the way, for my fee...I'd like my soul back. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5658 I think I can get them to drop the charge down to Man slaughter. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5659 If you want to sue to model for "The Scream," you'll have to lose the hood 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5660 ...then i said, the IRS does not believe in karma, Mr. Smith 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5661 The plea is guilty or not guilty not I just lost my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5662 It will help your defense if we refer to you as something other than the Grim Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5663 If you want to be acquitted, I suggest you ditch the pride routine. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5664 Don't worry, we're going to appeal the life sentence. I'm gonna get you to death row. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5665 Are you sure they didn't get a good look at your face? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5666 I don't think they'll be seeking the death penalty again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5667 How does a life sentence sound? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5668 "They've taken the death penalty off the table". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5669 Are you sure you want me to defend these Mossack Fonseca allegations with the "Death and Taxes" argument? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5670 You should have worn the nice blue suit I got for you and ditched the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5671 The death penalty should be a cinch. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5672 What do you mean You are The "Devils' Advocate"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5673 The scythe was frightening the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5674 I don't think there's a bulk discount. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5675 Sir, IRS offers you a payment plan. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5676 Listen, we all know the Oppenheimer quote. Next time just say, "Not guilty, your honor." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5677 As your lawyer I have to know: did you mean to kill them? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5678 The only way I can get the jury to overlook the fact that you've killed everyone in the history of the world is if you get rid of the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5679 Any chance you can remove the hoodie? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5680 ...and if the jury finds you guilty, try not to strike down the foreman. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5681 Do you have any dark secrets you'd like to share? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5682 Let's face it, you look like a hoodlum. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5683 Death becomes you, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5684 The right to face your accusers requires a little something on your part. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5685 Tell me again what happened to your first two attorneys? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5686 You're looking at life, would you settle for that? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5687 Yea, I know, kind of ironic – they’re pushing for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5688 Give me back my daughter, just for one more day 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5689 Would wearing a suit and a tie to court kill you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5690 How about twenty to life? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5691 There's no way the jury will vote not guilty. I suggest a plea bargain. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5692 I hope the judge sees the irony in sentencing you to death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5693 Now? Seriously? ... Boo who? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5694 Death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5695 If the sickle doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5696 What's the downside? Offer is the Death Sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5697 Yes, but in the legal system, you need to make them whole. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5698 I think your only defense is to take the stand and sing You Can Call Me Al. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5699 Grim, is what I would consider your chances of successfully arguing against the death penalty Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5700 Famine has turned state's evidence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5701 You look like you've seen a ghost. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5702 I'm expecting the life penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5703 Technically, death is a penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5704 Frankly, I don't want you as my lawyer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5705 Keep in mind that you did kill, well, everyone ever. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5706 You really thought you could get away with tax evasion? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5707 No, I don't think that telling the judge that you were responsible for the death of all people since the beginning of time has helped our defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5708 Your hood not fitting is a valiant, but poor, attempt at an aquittal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5709 But I wasn't wearing a disguise. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5710 "May I call you 'Grim?'l 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5711 Let's call you The Angel of Involuntary Manslaughter. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5712 HOW many priors? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5713 Yes, they were all dead when I got there. All 107 billion of them. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5714 In this instance of identity theft, we have an excellent shot at a necessity defense 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5715 Where's my client? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5716 As your counsel, I strongly advise you to ditch the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5717 It didn't work for Lt. Calley. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5718 This is not a sympathetic jury 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5719 Are you for or against the death penalty? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5720 hey whats up 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5721 The death penalty. You have to appreciate the meta. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5722 Sir, if you insist on wearing that hoodie, they're definitely going to think you killed all those people. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5723 Be transparent. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5724 "I'm trying to make sure there are no widows on the jury". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5725 Are you here for death or taxes? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5726 Stereotypically speaking, this is not a good look. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5727 Relax. This judge has never sentenced someone to the you penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5728 Do you have any character references who can testify? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5729 Looks like your going to miss your tee time, the judge is keeping the death penalty on the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5730 I'm a huge fan of your early work. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5731 This trial is killing me. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5732 Trite or not, the wardrobe malfunction defense is your best chance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5733 My fee is 100 an hour and I don't see you any time soon. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5734 "For the 100th time, no, that hoodie does not make you look fat!' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5735 I'm not sure the jury is going to like you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5736 This case might last an eternity. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5737 Don't be empty headed. Take the settlement! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5738 ...and you are? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5739 I thought you said you were deaf. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5740 "I was hoping for a hung jury, not a dead one!' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5741 You are not required to 'appear' before the Court. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5742 Just to confirm: you are NOT taking the stand. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5743 You never know who the true person you are defending is. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5744 Habeus corpus? What's that? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5745 When you get up there, just remember to plead the scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5746 Wait, define "disorderly conduct." 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5747 It's not as grim as it seems. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5748 I'd take the plea if I were you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5749 They're going to try to pin you on motive, but just play it cool. The prosecution has nothing on you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5750 Let's pivot to a climate change defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5751 I'll have you out of here by lunch Mr.Trump. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5752 The good news is, you'll get capital punishment. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5753 You were involved in 9/11 too? That's it! I'm the only one who would take your case, so if you want to beat this then from now on, you tell me everything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5754 You don't exactly have an innocent face 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5755 Grim reaping is punishable by death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5756 Visa of MasterCard, No Discovery 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5757 If the scythe doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5758 Ubiquity isn't going to work as an alibi. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5759 Ok, fine. I'll plead the 5th. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5760 No. No. No. I want it as much as you do, but there's no way we can ask for the death penalty in the Trump University case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5761 I also represent the IRS 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5762 No, I don't think a demonstration would help your case right now. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5763 Dressing business casual may not help our case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5764 I know what you're thinking, but that's not what a "hung jury" means. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5765 I realize your a Public Defender, but could you at least dress more optimistically? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5766 And, naturally, your taxes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5767 Remember, if they ask for whom the bell tolls, take the fifth. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5768 Let's try for a technicality. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5769 My guess is that his first ploy will be to ask for a postponement. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5770 I'm expecting another hung jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5771 Don't worry, I'm the best wrongful death lawyer in the county. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5772 Wipe that smile off your face. It's looking grim for you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5773 I think we have a solid case for a decision to award royalties from The New Yorker. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5774 You want to plead "inevitability"? Are you sure? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5775 I can get you life without parole. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5776 You're just an empty suit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5777 Maybe we should just ask for life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5778 Do you have a less prejudicial outfit? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5779 They want the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5780 They won't seek the death penalty, they can't promote suicide. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5781 Not to worry. They don't have prima facial evidence. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5782 I don't think that the hood does anything for your case, Jerry. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5783 Grim reaper, I think we have an excellent case against death and taxes 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5784 What about our 'right to life' issue? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5785 You might have a chance. All your witnesses are dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5786 I can get a continuance if you think it might help. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5787 It was difficult to find a jury of your peers, but we think the easter bunny will lean in our direction. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5788 There is no way this year gets any worse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5789 I'd put you on the stand but the jury will see right through you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5790 I convinced the judge that the death penalty would create a conflict of interest. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5791 SORRY, THIS'LL TAKE LONGER THAN THAT. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5792 Don't touch me, Grim! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5793 Remember, you can't reap while under oath. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5794 You do realize that you're facing life, right? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5795 I can reassure you, that is no precedent second time for death role. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5796 Umm, that whole "I am not the one who pleads" thing probably didn't help your case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5797 I told you from the start, should of become a doctor. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5798 Just as I suspected...it is a capital offense 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5799 When I say valley of shadows, you say supermarket. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5800 I don't think we have to worry about a death sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5801 No need to worry Prime Minster Camaron. This is just the hearing for the Panama Papers. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5802 I thought this was a sentence you would be comfortable with . . . 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5803 It appears your 1099 neglected to mention all you reaped in 2015. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5804 There seems to be consensus in the jury that the death penalty in this case would not be an issue.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5805 Don't stare, but don't avoid eye contact with the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5806 But I don't understand. You said to wear my suit 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5807 Are you stalking me? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5808 Relax, "death penalty" is just a figure of speech. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5809 Didn't I ask you to wear a softer color? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5810 All the evidence indicates that the defendant did indeed cheat you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5811 Great news, the prosecutor is going for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5812 Nothing personal, but I prefer a different court appointed attorney. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5813 Would you like to meet my mother-in-law? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5814 Look innocent; nobody suspects that you killed him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5815 And if I lose my case? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5816 As a demonstration of good faith, they've agreed to take death off of the table if you'll promise to do the same. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5817 You could throw yourself on the mercy of the court? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5818 What about the penalty, Death? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5819 "Remember, don't smile"! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5820 You're sure she was wearing that same tulle tippet when got out of your carriage? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5821 I KNOW it says a 'jury of your peers', but ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5822 Groan once for yes, twice for no. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5823 I wouldn't use that alibi. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5824 Agree to the Settlement. When Life is exhausted, you can take them. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5825 You got "life." Tragic, yes, but amusingly ironic. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5826 The good news is they aren't asking for the death penalty... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5827 How many death penalty cases have you won again? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5828 If you're lucky, you'll get life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5829 Let's ask for the death sentence. It's our only chance to retain any control of the outcome. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5830 Ready, Mr. Durst? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5831 Don't worry - in this state, there's no death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5832 I thought we agreed that you wouldn't wear your hoodie to court! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5833 Life-sentence does not mean what you think it means. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5834 We’re hoping for life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5835 Looks like you've made it to Death Row again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5836 Your not here because of that stuff. You're here because you didn't pay your taxes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5837 They're offering thirty-to-life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5838 Judge: The scythe is inadmissible. Lawyer to Death: We got this in the bag. Death to Judge: I'll need that back. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5839 Can you get the death sentence off the table? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5840 I told you not to wear a hoodie in that neighborhood. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5841 Our basic defense is, it was too dark to see a damn thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5842 Somehow I don't think this jury is going to go for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5843 Mr. Crane, at some point you have to face the facts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5844 Was it the hoodie? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5845 I specialize in tax law, but there's a lot of overlap. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5846 So that's your defense? Because she could not stop for you, you kindly stopped for her? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5847 Don't mention.the kissing 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5848 It's best if you remain silent about your occupation. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5849 My client invokes his right to habeas corpses. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5850 For the umpteenth time, its YOUR life on the line, not mine. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5851 So, what brings you here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5852 "It's my job" is not a defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5853 The death penalty is on the table? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5854 Try not to look like a death threat. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5855 I can't find any character references for you... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5856 Trust me, the jury thinks they are already in Hell. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5857 This is serious. You could be facing the you penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5858 We're going with the empty suit defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5859 So...Let me get this straight. ,You want all the royalties from a song, using your name, which was sung in the movie "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5860 Really? Sure, I'll put you on the stand and you can beg for mercy, what have we got to lose. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5861 Probably a mistrial; we couldn't find a jury of your peers. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5862 The judge asks that you remove your hood. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5863 In this case I'll be referring to you as "my client". Mr. Death may not play well with the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5864 The case against Taxes has been severed. It's just you now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5865 I don't think an appointment in Samarra works as an alibi. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5866 The prosecution will bargain if you swap kale for butter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5867 Be not proud—you need to look more sympathetic. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5868 It's not likely anyone will recognize you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5869 No, no... the other kind of habeas corpus. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5870 The just-following-orders defense has not worked since the Nuremberg trials. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5871 Our best case scenario is that you get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5872 You need to cut a deal. Otherwise it's death without the possibility of parole. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5873 I'm pretty sure I'm immune to the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5874 Umm… Grim Reaper I'm not the right guy you're looking for. You see there's more men out there that are cheaper and I doubt you'll want me. Plus my girl always tells me I'm not a keeper, I think you'd probably want to see her, she's more of a weeper. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5875 You're dead, right? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5876 You're going to have to appear before the jury, okay? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5877 If they sentence you to death, please don't gloat. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5878 We're not playing chess. This is a court room. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5879 The families of your D-Train and cinder block murders are suing you for millions. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5880 You have the right to remain faceless. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5881 You've got a lot of counts against you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5882 The hoodie makes you look guilty. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5883 Not even the "Dream Team" could have had your priors expunged. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5884 As you are quite aware, you don't have a chance. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5885 I am here for the writ of habeas corpus. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5886 C'mon man, you know I can't allow you to shake hands with the Prosecution. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5887 Lose the hoodie if I put you on the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5888 Unfortunately, it's a capital offence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5889 You just can't face this, can you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5890 I’m not sure that having you challenge the prosecutor to a chess match is a good idea. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5891 Be not proud. Take the fifth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5892 I don't think wearing a hoodie to court was the smartest move. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5893 Not exactly what I meant when I said you had to face off with the Judge today.... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5894 Didn't I tell you to wear the navy blue cardigan? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5895 You should have worn your "Make America Great Again," shroud. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5896 The best we can hope for is a hung jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5897 The best we can hope for is life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5898 She meant literally ""til death do us part?" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5899 Now be nice! Remember the jurors are also future clients. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5900 Remember, all we have to prove is reasonable doubt 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5901 Hoodies are not allowed in the courtroom 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5902 It looks pretty grim - how does manslaughter sound to you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5903 The Jury Hates Your Hoodie 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5904 Yes, I know, but the prospect of global overcrowding is unlikely to get you a favorable verdict. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5905 You need to get that blank look off your face. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5906 We just need to stick to the story, ‘He was already dead when you got there.’ 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5907 Tell them your part was inevitable. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5908 Listen to me--can you say "so help me God"? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5909 We're going to be a caption for another lawyer joke. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5910 You know I get paid on and hourly basis 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5911 I told you not to wear your hoodie to court. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5912 Mr. Scrooge doesn't have a ghost of a chance. You can't sue for being frightened into giving everything to charity. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5913 Your the Special Investigator from the I.R.S. assign to me? Just my luck, Of course you are! Well about my Taxes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5914 I took this case Pro Bono. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5915 "It's what I do" is not going to cut it as a defence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5916 Nope, this is the Grim Sleeper trial. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5917 You need to know that the others find you somewhat standoffish 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5918 Great news. The judge has approved our plea bargain for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5919 It is hard enough, did you have to wear that to court 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5920 Just remember, you're the defense. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5921 They want a restraining order. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5922 I don't think hiding the scythe is going to fool the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5923 See, I told you your sickle wouldn't make it through the metal detector. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5924 The facts aren't great but motive may be hard to prove 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5925 I'm sorry, you're just not eligible for death row. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5926 Try to show off some bone so the jury can see you're white. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5927 I'll ask for the death penalty, commuted to time served 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5928 I must have told them 100 times it tastes like concrete! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5929 A life sentence? You're being ironic, right? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5930 Normally I'd suggest you remove your hood but I think we'll make an exception today... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5931 I know it's just a parking ticket, but you're still looking at manslaughter. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5932 The prosecution is looking for a life sentence, I think we can get you death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5933 Yes, I suppose the death penalty isn't such a bad option. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5934 When I said 'Business Attire', I should've been clearer 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5935 I'm hoping for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5936 You're telling me you're against the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5937 Do you want to plead as a corporation or a person? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5938 Are you kidding me? It was your evil twin. THAT'S your defense? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5939 I can get you immunity, but only if you testify against the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5940 Lets keep it to ourselves that all your potential character witnesses pre-deceased you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5941 To a jury, it's all about appeal, so please wear a coat and tie tomorrow. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5942 'I'm entering a guilty plea,the Scythe had your DNA all over it." 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5943 Legally, I don't see a way out of this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5944 You reaper what you sower 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5945 I'd ask you to speak for yourself, but I see that's impossible. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5946 We're good to go for now, but later, to save face, you'll have to show yours in order to win this thing. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5947 Good news. The judge is an existentialist. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5948 I would really advise against the 'it was his time anyway' defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5949 If you want to appeal, I need another 100 souls as a retainer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5950 I get the feeling that everyone else in the courtroom is just for show. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5951 My hunch is the most submitted caption will be: "Could you act a little less grim?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5952 It's a little late for that now, but I get mine from Jos. A. Banks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5953 Yes, wearing a hoodie could hurt you with this jury, but it's your call 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5954 Wait, you name is Tom? 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
5955 You think you have everyone fooled but I can see right through you! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5956 Your only help is to plead, "Guilty as Hell!" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5957 If the sickle doesn't show, you must let go! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5958 Should I bill your corporate or personal account? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5959 I know your the Grim Reaper, but do you have to wear that outfit in court? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5960 Of course security is going to take your reaper. I think the jury will recognize you anyway. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5961 Of course our services are complementary ... as a matter of professional courtesy. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5962 That doesn't sound like good advice!! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5963 Don't worry, we can appeal his death penalty verdict. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5964 How many times have I told you to lose the hoodie? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5965 Some help, offering to do the jurors' taxes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5966 Finally, a proper attorney. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5967 Good news .... they're offering life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5968 Is that a new style huddie with a tail! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5969 On second thought, I really don't think it's a great idea to call Taxes as a character witness. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5970 Is you-know-what still on the table? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5971 Government security aside, Apple might cooperate more if you were a little more transparent. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5972 Look, it's an all-white jury. Ditch the hoodie! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5973 Give me an acquittal or give me death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5974 I know Mr. Reaper, but I don't think you should remind the jury that everyone dies. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5975 Like I said, nothing is dead certain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5976 The public has a bad perception of us lawyers 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5977 Your prospects appear grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5978 it does not matter how you cloak it 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5979 Have one of your friends make a visit to Juror #9 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5980 I think we should plead the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5981 It's never been tried before, but we're going with a raison d'etre defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5982 Worst case? 50 to Life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5983 Just be thankful they're not asking for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5984 But it's only a parking ticket. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5985 We got this 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5986 When Her Honor recesses for lunch, we need to get you a tie! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5987 To tell you the truth, you've got bupkis. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5988 Don't be worried. We have her prior statement that you kindly stopped for her. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5989 At least we have precedent on our side. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5990 You had better leave the jury challenges to me in the future. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5991 Remember Mr. Reaper, you went to the movies alone on the night of January 9th. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5992 At this point, I think you should take the deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5993 Be sure to peer earnestly at the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5994 The judge said the death penalty is an option. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5995 Good lord, that's a terrible alibi. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5996 Apparently we did need to make a distinction between 'Reaper' and 'Reapist' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5997 Again, that's not what we mean by habeas corpus. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5998 I recommend we show them the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5999 Look at the bright side, they named your penalty after you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6000 Ironic. Noooo, really? I get it, genius. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6001 Remember, when they swear you in, you can't say 'Lucifer !' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6002 My recommendation is to take the three souls. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6003 With this plea, we can get you life in prison instead of the death sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6004 I really think that holding onto your scythe would give the jury the wrong idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6005 It might seem black and white to you, but the judge will never go for no chess players on the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6006 The worst they can give is the you-penalty! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6007 Hey, you're early and as you can see, we're just getting started here. You must have caught the red eye in from Huntsville this morning. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6008 The ultimate tweet has been tweeted. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6009 No, this state does not have the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6010 Can you wait until next month? These character witnesses will turn this case around. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6011 Motion denied. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6012 Well, looks like this case will be the death of me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6013 You know, we don't have a ghost of a chance, don't you? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6014 Relax, imposing the death penalty would be ridiculous. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6015 Replacing Garland with you was a brilliant move - we thought you might be able to "convince" Republicans to hold a confirmation hearing! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6016 Well, yes, if one more juror dies it will be a mistrial. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6017 I don't think changing your name from "Grim" to "Wonderful" is going to influence the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6018 To a jury, death doesn't become you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6019 Don't worry. I'll get you the death sentence. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6020 Let me get this straight .. I am the evil sorcerer here 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6021 Trust me, you'll look less guilty with glasses. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6022 Remember, this jury does NOT appreciate 'Gallows Humour'... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6023 Poker face! POKER FACE! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6024 I suppose the death penalty won’t be a problem for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6025 You couldn't have worn something a little less grim for my first trial? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6026 Did you do it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6027 Array suit with a blue tie might have been better 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6028 I'm fighting for your life here! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6029 Before he rules, the judge wants to discuss a deal. With you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6030 Whatever you do, don't use the "d" word. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6031 You could plead ignorance, but it is the other certainty in life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6032 Sorry, but there is a strict no hat rule. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6033 I'm not your homie, know wha' mean? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6034 Let's go shake hands with the prosecutor. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6035 Your case is a grave situation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6036 No, even the faceless have to remove their hoods. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6037 Well, yes the outfit is a problem....... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6038 Can we take the death penalty off the table? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6039 Any one that says you're guilty has a hole in his head! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6040 Well there's Heaven which provides unlimited texting and there's Hell which prohibits use of all devices. So sir kindly place your phone on the table and follow me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6041 I thought we agreed on khakis and a nice button down shirt? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6042 So this is the first time I've represented Anonymous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6043 Do what I told you and I'm sure we can avoid the you penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6044 No, the jury of your peers thing doesn’t mean they have to dress like you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6045 Go easy on the deal you made with Trump. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6046 Forgive the irony, but you should have filed years ago. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6047 We need to concentrate on your case. You can't keep living in the past. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6048 I still don't think you'd enjoy death row. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6049 We could go with a Insanity plea or you could just use the Jedi mind trick and We can be out in Ten minutes ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6050 Don't be so grim. We have a good case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6051 This case is beginning to look very grim 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6052 I think I can get you the death sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6053 As your attorney, I need to remind you that if you are found guilty, you can get the 'you' penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6054 ...and i was like, dude, we both know that you never even finished the first episode of the larry sanders show, so i don't know why you're pretending to be so mad at me 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6055 Try to just be yourself. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6056 ...but you literally said 'I'm Death, and I am going to kill you now' and it was caught on video." "The dude's name was Herdy. You wouldn't understand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6057 They've got an eye witness. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6058 Pleading guilty will avoid you death penalty. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
6059 I'll get the IRS off your back if you get off mine 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6060 Let's hope for the Death Penalty! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6061 But you only spent one night in Rikeres 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6062 Just say you killed the slaughterer who slaughtered the ox. They don't care about the kid or the two zuzim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6063 Taxed to death is not a credible defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6064 Juries tend to be lenient given short life expectancy, which puts you in a strong position. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6065 I'm assuming that jail time isn't an issue? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6066 "I tolled the wrong bell" is NOT a good defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6067 Yes, your chances are also grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6068 You want me to ask the judge for a brief delay in the proceedings because you may have left your kitchen light on? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6069 Remember on the question of your innocence your response is; "I'm dead right" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6070 Here ye reap what ye sow. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6071 You had me cut my hair, shave, and put on suit, I thought you dress up for my trial! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6072 You are telling me that that bell tolled for me? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6073 I think you should take the deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6074 Think we should plea bargain for 'life'?? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6075 Yes, I understand it's 'comfy' however... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6076 Do you think a softer colored robe would humanize me to the jury? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6077 So this is how you reward me for getting you out on bail 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6078 Did someone advise you to refrain facial expression? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6079 You should have worn a tie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6080 It's only some basic legal advice but I would not offer you are here to escort them to hell. Oh, and maybe lose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6081 Yes, they believe you. That's the problem. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6082 I think we'll go with the black hole defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6083 This will only work if you cry when they give you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6084 As long as you assure me this is your first offense . . . 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6085 We're having trouble convincing the judge you have PTSD. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6086 Wouldn't it be ironic if you got life? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6087 Remember, we're trying NOT to get the guy executed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6088 ...and you handle the estate tax questions. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6089 The bad news is you lost. The good news is you're getting Life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6090 The court will go lighter on you if you plead guilty to operating an ESCORT SERVICE instead of claiming to be the HARBINGER OF DEATH. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6091 With a little luck, I can get you life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6092 I thought I told you to try and "Blend" for the Line Up. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6093 Don't look so grim Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6094 Sh-h-h. 108 billion counts of homicide is nothing to snicker at. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6095 I don't recommend you take the stand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6096 I just found out you got bad news you've been sentenced to Hell! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6097 Any plea deal is unlikely -- in your case, EVERYONE wants to shoot the messenger 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6098 You're sure you want to petition the court to change your name to Robin? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6099 They are confused about who represents death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6100 Denial, is first. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6101 The prospect of a favorable judgment looks grim, which wont come as a surprise to you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6102 We're going to try for a life sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6103 Both you and your chances in this case are really grim. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6104 I have to be honest, this is my first 100 billion tuple murder case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6105 I got it reduced to 45 billion counts of second degree murder. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6106 I would advise that you describe your relationship with the victim as strictly professional. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6107 Two sugars isn't going to kill me. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6108 Would it have killed you to wear a jacket and tie? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6109 Our defense is looking rather grim, Mr. Reaper 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6110 On second thought, I'll represent myself. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6111 You were just doing your job. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6112 Sorry, superior orders is not a good defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6113 Can you hold off until the legal bills are paid? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6114 Hey, good news, you got the death sentence ! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6115 Do you really think I need to cop a plea? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6116 Okay great news: if you plea, the prosecutor has agreed to take the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6117 No, an appearance is never optional. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6118 Tell me your darkest secret! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6119 Trust me. I'll get you your continuance. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6120 I hope you didn't have anything to do with the deaths of all the jurors. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6121 I don’t think “He lost the game of chess” is much of a defense 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6122 You've been a huge help through this case - I don't consider you a penalty at all. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6123 Welp, so much for habeas corpus. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6124 The press is going to have a field day if the judge gives you life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6125 Just FYI - threatening to eat the souls of the jury usually doesn't go over too well. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6126 So you're in favor of the death penalty? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6127 How about we try the “misunderstood” reaper? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6128 It's judgment day 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6129 Sir, the judge will ask you to remove your hood. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6130 At least you didn't bring the scythe to court-- that could help you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6131 What do you mean, have I ever been an attorney for an eternal client before? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6132 Really? You? Pro-life? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6133 You're looking at infinite death sentences. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6134 community service is what the charge is. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6135 I mean, I wouldn't say I'm 'religious' but I definitely would call myself 'spiritual'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6136 They found your fingerprints on the queen's bishop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6137 No one's going to judge you for wearing a hoodie! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6138 If you are found guilty, may I have your sickle collection? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6139 O.J. are you in there? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6140 It's a hollow victory. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6141 You won't have to plead the 5th or anything else. Leave that to everyone else in the room. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6142 This should be easy. We'll plead guilty and ask for leniency, the death penalty. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6143 When they ask you to state your name, plead the Fifth. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6144 "it's my job" is not a defense to a charge of murder. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6145 You're lucky, he's a hanging judge. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6146 Seriously, a life sentence is preferable to the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6147 Better not. Hoodies have become a presumption of guilt in this courtroom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6148 Are you sure they didn't see you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6149 You should drop the hoodie. It will make you look less grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6150 I know you want to testify, but I don't think it's a good idea. Did you see the look that juror number 4 gave you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6151 How about we make "die trying" the backup plan? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6152 If they ask you about death panels, take the Fifth. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6153 Bad news. They found the scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6154 Don't mention the war. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6155 I probably should have worn a tie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6156 Now don't be grim, we can always appeal. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6157 If anyone can get you off the hook, it's Faust & Faust. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6158 I hope you have your affairs in order. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6159 I usually recommend a Mona Lisa smile during questioning, but in your case I think a nice wide grin will work to your advantage. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6160 That's not what a life sentence means. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6161 Actually, your not doomed to indictment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6162 I'll subtly inform the jury that you know where each of them lives. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6163 So...What's our deadline? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6164 I don't really know who you are. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6165 For the millionth time, I WANT life! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6166 We were able to negotiate additional charges for you, so you will now get death. Congratulations! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6167 You've gotta stop staring through the jurors. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6168 Let's just go for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6169 Big mouth! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6170 Stop asking for the desk penalty, it's just a parking ticket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6171 Let’s start by asking the judge for community service 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6172 Now, go explain your innocence-- with feeling. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6173 There are some things you'll never have to face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6174 When you take the stand, I'm calling you 'Jim' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6175 So, if he asks what your occupation is, take the fifth. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6176 Your case is looking good, because the witnesses are having problems identifying you! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6177 I don't advise using "the devil made me do it" as an excuse. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6178 No problem; it was just an unfortunate accident that happened when the deceased borrowed your scythe to mow his lawn, as so many had before. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6179 Good news. The death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6180 No, multiple death sentences does not mean that you just write a paragraph. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6181 It's gonna be hard to beat this murder rap. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6182 I have an interest in your counsel, but is your counsel in my interest? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6183 I advise you to plead guilty but with an explanation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6184 Ironically, they are seeking the death penalty Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6185 H.R.3355 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6186 We're gonna go with the 'sugar-eviscerates-your-soul' defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6187 I plead non compos mentis. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6188 They still haven't found the body. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6189 Do your best to look innocent. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6190 I'll do the objecting. Stop with the sulfur. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6191 I recommend you plead no-contest to the tax-evasion charge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6192 You're accused of committing a faceless crime. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6193 I say we plea bargain for the death sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6194 If you testify, it will difficult to avoid a death sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6195 Sure, I know you'd like a death sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6196 Will you please stop saying you're OK with the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6197 Remember, no jury tampering. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6198 So you say your legal experience is in futures? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6199 Bragging about your career isn't helping. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6200 You're dealing with the IRS, so you might hold back on the death and taxes jokes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6201 Yes, but in a murder trial you're a penalty not just a fact of life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6202 This case is gonna be the death of me... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6203 We have to convince the jury that you're not a serial killer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6204 Expecto patr- pat- pa. . .[silence]. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6205 They're sentencing you to you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6206 We are merely going to suggest that the scythe could have been planted at the scene. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6207 Just like all the other times, be yourself - quiet and grim - and let me do the talking. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6208 Grim, I want to be on the record for advising you that hoodies are not appropriate in the courtroom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6209 I'm sorry. There's no open carry defense for a scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6210 I advise you to settle: mistaking "inevitable" for "evitable" in the case of taxes just won't fly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6211 Sympathetic jury? Forget it. I don't care if it is your job, murder is murder, and as your attorney, I'll be seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6212 Saying that God told you to do it won't get us anywhere. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6213 Hello. Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6214 To be honest, you look like a good candidate for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6215 In this case, what you reaped sued you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6216 Remember what I told you. You don't know anything about Christmas future, and you've never seen that Scrooge guy before the trial. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6217 Well yes ... there will be hell to pay. But how much? ... and can we talk them down? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6218 Usually the jury doesn't reach a verdict this fast. Could be good? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6219 You can't refuse to incriminate yourself if you don't have a self to incriminate. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6220 I can plead you down to eternity, with a few years off for good behavior. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6221 It wouldn't have killed you to put on a coat and tie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6222 Are you referring their homes as legal pads? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6223 It doesn't look good--the sentence for open carry of a scythe is from here to eternity. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6224 They want the You Penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6225 uh, do you like green beans? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6226 I think it's a bit too much for a parking ticket. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6227 This may not mean much to you, but your facing life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6228 Now surprised witness isn't necessarily a bad thing. Have you wronged anyone in the last couple years? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6229 I'm glad this isn't the court of public opinion. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6230 Let's just hope for a hung jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6231 The typo was my fault; it should not have read "habeas corpse." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6232 No, you can't ask the prosecutor what his health plan covers 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6233 Skid marks before the skunk. Yes, yes I've heard that one too. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6234 Donald wants 300 million souls as collateral. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6235 Can I get an extension? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6236 Our brief: the death penalty is 'cruel and unusual punishment.' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6237 You're safe - this state supports the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6238 Yes, I think the death penalty is a possibility. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6239 You nailed it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6240 Sorry, the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6241 Yes, this is a death penalty jurisdiction. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6242 No, I don't think the judge will settle this with a game of chess. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6243 I take it you're familiar with the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6244 I think the death penalties a given. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6245 But, if I plead guilty, the judge will give me 'a Life sentence.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6246 Well, regardless of your "dominion over all", the IRS is still requiring that you pay "all" of those back taxes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6247 Let's stop with the footsie, and try to keep this professional. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6248 No jury tampering. Besides illegal, your methods are a little obvious. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
6249 So, you've decided to plead guilty with an explanation? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6250 I've got some bad news, Mr Reaper. They've taken the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6251 So you are sayo that you want the death penalty !? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6252 I see . . I see . . I don't really see . . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6253 Good news! I think he's going to give you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6254 Don't look at me like that. You're the one who said you don't have fingerprints. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6255 Their witness may try to throw some shade. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6256 I said 'sole' defense - not 'soul' defense. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6257 You say it's pronounced "Deeth?" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6258 No. I don't think telling them that it's your job is a good idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6259 I hate to tell you this, but things are looking pretty grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6260 If you loose, you get life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6261 If you plead guilty, they'll wipe the points and you'll only have to pay a fine. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6262 It would help your case if you took off that robe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6263 Talk about a dead-to-rights case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6264 Look, if you just leave, I'll cut you in for half of my contingent fee. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6265 Juror 3 won't be back after lunch? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6266 I think they're going for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6267 If this is your idea of "saving face" then yes, I'd say the outlook's pretty Grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6268 Your identity change is perfect. No worries. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6269 I know you did it, they know you did it, but for know just play it cool. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6270 Habeus corpus? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6271 They've offered a deal. Plead guilty to four billion counts of murder and they'll drop the rest of the charges ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6272 How about going forward I handle the jokes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6273 The bad news - this is not a class action suit. The good news - the death penalty is off the table, suicide is against the law. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6274 Listen...you've GOT to give me your real name! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6275 Your wardrobe choice tells me that you don’t fully grasp the death penalty laws in this state. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6276 What was that other thing besides taxes? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6277 It's a good thing we're not in Texas 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6278 Maybe it would have been better if you had not said, "Hey, it's my job". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6279 The jury was unsympathetic to your testimony of 'sucking air from their souls' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6280 I still think a jacket and tie might help your defense 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6281 Would it kill you to at least pretend to feel remorseful? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6282 Seriously? A hoodie? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6283 This case is a killer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6284 He said rise, not scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6285 The firm has been working me to death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6286 It doesn't help that you look like hell. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6287 We have to make you appear likable. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6288 Because your robe fits; you might as well call it quits! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6289 Couldn't you have picked a better outfit to show the jury? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6290 You have the right to remain silent, but it'll look like you're hiding something. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6291 No, you cannot hang the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6292 I need to be honest with you. The outlook is grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6293 They don't care that it was just a traffic violation, they want to give you the Death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6294 Remember, eye contact the jurors (particularly the ladies) and project a light hearted Joie de vivre. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6295 I need you to stop saying, 'It was his time.' Try 'I don't recall,' instead. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6296 Don't worry, I'll just tell them it's your job. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6297 Remember, try to avoid eye contact with anyone on the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6298 Don't worry, we can appeal the death sentence on paradoxical grounds. I thought I told you to wear a suit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6299 No. You can't plead irony to a death sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6300 The Judge told me you are not to threaten the jury anymore. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6301 And you're certain that you submitted the 1040 on time? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6302 Shut your hole. If they want to call it a penalty, let them call it a penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6303 How many times do I have to tell you, taxes also! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6304 You're my ace in the hole. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6305 Conscience, can we talk later? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6306 I was hoping for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6307 It's the hoodie and your occupation. A clear case of profiling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6308 No sir, we cannot appeal. The judge ruled that the statute of limitations applies in your case since it was proved you died in 1893. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6309 I can get you a new identity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6310 'It was just his time' may not be our best argument. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6311 Just answer the question. Don't volunteer any information. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6312 Without the hoodie you'd have a better chance. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6313 Wouldl you be interested in hearing about a new term life policy? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6314 It's not the first count that I'm worried about, it's the next 11 billion that concern me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6315 So, what do I owe you if we win this case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6316 It would be time for that killer closing you keep talking about. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6317 Sorry, but I think we're dead. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6318 You can't change your plea hoping for a life sentence. The death penalty is still on the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6319 You know, the prosecution makes a pretty good point. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6320 Let me do the talking--I think I can get you life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6321 There is no plea of 'kinda guilty'. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6322 Don't wear that hoodie if you don't want to be stereotyped 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6323 They're going to try to present you as a hostile witness. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6324 So, do we feel good or bad about the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6325 For God's sake Artie, press your human button and smile. For God's sake Artie, press your human button smile. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6326 Don't give me that blank stare. You can't have a balloon. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6327 I told you. Being invisible and in her bedroom is not a defense to the charge of being a peeping tom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6328 I repeat...no breath mints, no defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6329 You're accused of ghosting on your wife 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6330 “Don’t fall for the old ‘Where were you on the night of the murder?’ trick”. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6331 Well, I'll be damned. You're telling me that you didn't file your taxes? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6332 I don't know why they call it a penalty, I'm actually really fun! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6333 Really, George. You want to push for the death penalty again? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6334 This time, don't touch anyone during the reënactment. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6335 Look at the bright side, how bad could the death penalty be? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6336 I think the hoodie is overkill! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6337 Stuff it Ms. Muffitt!! Stuff it Ms. Muffitt!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6338 You don't have to worry about the death penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6339 So you made that yourself? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6340 If we lose, you could still get time off for good behavior 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6341 Your problem is you're a one-trick pony. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6342 No - it wasn't wise to ask her honour if she feels well. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6343 So far, the "intimidating the witness" strategy seems to be working. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6344 What do you mean, you're looking forward to the penalty phase? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6345 Just to let you know, they're seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6346 No, you cannot sue Ingmar Bergmann for violation of your right of publicity. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6347 I'm sorry to tell you sir, but I'm going to rush this a little, you see, later on I have an Appointment in Sumarra. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6348 Can you at least TRY to look a little less grim? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6349 Don't worry; obviously, they can't ask for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6350 You should be prepared for a life sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6351 A guilty verdict won't be a problem for you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6352 Remember, your name is G. Sheldon Reaper 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6353 I want you to be aware that this might go class action. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6354 Wait...is this just another lawyer joke? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6355 Yes, I told you to wear a dark suit, but don't you have something less grim ? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6356 Are you sure you wouldn't rather just pay those parking tickets? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6357 Ix-nay on the 'D' word. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6358 And please try not to touch the bailiff while you're being sworn in. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6359 You promised I'd win... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6360 No, the death penalty is not an option in this state. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6361 Remember to look each juror right in the eye. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6362 Because you're death, witness protection is out of the question. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6363 Okay. Once more: You woke up on January 1st, broke, out of a job and the scythe was just lying there. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6364 The coat and tie didn't work for you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6365 There's a bad echo in here. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6366 Your files came with this really long suitcase. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6367 In this instance, the death penalty would be considered "cruel and unusual." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6368 Could you explain how playing cowbell for Blue Oyster Cult is not relevant to this case? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6369 You face 55 million counts from last year alone. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6370 Lose the hoody 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6371 Try to look at the bright side; You did steal the wheat but I think I can get you off for wrongful death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6372 Are you saying - as your lawyer, I must argue it was inevitable? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6373 a few further questions, your honor 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6374 Unfortunately, the absence of prints on the scythe actually works against you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6375 Everybody knows you were supposed to knock first! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6376 Donald, listen to me, trust me, the Grim Reaper look is a classy step up. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6377 A jury of your peers does't mean they have to be wearing hoodies. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6378 ....it's not a cold case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6379 I hear you, I just think the death penalty is going to be a stretch for jaywalking. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6380 No, I don't think we can subpoena members of Blue Oyster Cult to take the stand in your defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6381 Your choice; the electric chair or the scythe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6382 If you take the stand, they'll see right through you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6383 Relax. I got O.J. off. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6384 I'm just not sure the jury will buy your self-defense claim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6385 Don't be offended. They say everyone is innocent until proven guilty. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6386 Fortunately, the scythe is inadmissible as evidence 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6387 Our defense is mistaken identity. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6388 Are you sure the judge will be lenient because you're related? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6389 Don't worry. We'll file an appeal. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6390 And taxes. Two things, remember? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6391 Relax, this jurisdiction looks very favorably upon whistleblowers 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6392 They insist you remove your hood. Let me know when to look away. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6393 Look, I don't care if you are Clarence Darrow, I don't want any help! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6394 No, no, no! It's pleading THE FIFTH, not pleading the scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6395 We got a writ of habeas corpses. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6396 If the scythe don't fit, you must acquit! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6397 Don't worry, we only have to give the jury reasonable doubt. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6398 Interesting idea, but it's not the way plea bargains usually work 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6399 The judge is not going to like it. I said grey suite not jump suite. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6400 I'm going to argue that this shouldn't be a death penalty case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6401 I think you should take the plea deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6402 It looks grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6403 You're facing the you penalty 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6404 You're wasting your time. He's a millionaire. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6405 I don't think "when your time's up, your time's up" satisfied the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6406 You had to wear the hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6407 There's only one way out of this, drop the hoodie and show this jury you are a man of your word! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6408 G R, do you have a change of clothing? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6409 Take the deal. You can do death row standing on your head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6410 This is traffic court, Tax court is next door in courtroom C 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6411 Remember, you are innocent until proven. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6412 You'll have plenty of time for soul searching. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6413 A lot of my clients have been profiled for wearing a hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6414 No more jokes about requesting the death penalty, OK? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6415 Look, it's not a matter of life and death — is it? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6416 Calling yourself grime reaper doesn't help, either. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6417 I think it might be best if we just have you plead the fifth. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6418 The good news is the prosecutor's taken the death penalty off the table 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6419 'The justice system sucks' is not actually an admissible plea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6420 I swear, I'm off weekends. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6421 My fee is a soul 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6422 Try not to stare at the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6423 Your brother is not feeling well and he sent you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6424 The IRS will find YOU if you don't pay your taxes 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6425 Try to be less foreboding. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6426 We have to find a glove that doesn't fit you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6427 Now remember, you're a tech entrepreneur and you always wear that thing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6428 This place attracts a lot of movers and shakers. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6429 I'm afraid your testimony will fall on deaf ears. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6430 In my defense, you said you preferred not to leave your comfort zone. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6431 They won't give you the death penalty shoplifting a scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6432 Don't worry. Their case relies on face recognition software. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6433 The trial consultant's analysis should shed some light on the jury's reaction to your signature "hoodie" look 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6434 Ironically, the prosecution is seeking the death penalty too 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6435 There's precedent for identity theft . 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6436 They want to ask you about the custom of beheading, not the costume you wear to do it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6437 Life Imprisonment is intended to be a punishment, not a philosophy. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6438 No need to look so grim. But if I were you, I'd ditch the hoody and be not proud. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6439 Do you believe in karma? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6440 If you're acquited, can we discuss D.T.? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6441 The bailiff warned us that the judge thinks you're trying to intimidate him, Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6442 His penchant for cheeseburgers definitely constitutes mitigating circumstances. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6443 I don't think that is what they meant by assisted death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6444 Without a corpus in your habeas, we better plead guilty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6445 With a little luck, we can cop a plea and get you life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6446 We're going to win so for Pete's sake keep your head on ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6447 I'm not going to lie. It is looking pretty grim..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6448 Look, the jury knows you're responsible for the deaths of billions. So if I can get a plea deal for reckless endangerment, we should take it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6449 Try not to hang the jury, ok? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6450 Because you're peerless, this charade is probably moot. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6451 I can cut a deal but you will have to testify against Taxes 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6452 That's not what I meant by "capping the testimony." 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6453 So, what's our closing argument? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6454 Let me do the talking. Nobody wants to hear from you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6455 Unfortunately, proving you're not guilty on all 11,415,521,778 counts is going to be a challenge. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6456 I think we have a hell-a-va defense here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6457 Don't worry, defending serial killers is my specialty! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6458 You're dead in this case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6459 We're going to kill this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6460 Good news: you may get life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6461 I think we can beat the murder charge, but collecting souls carries a mandatory minimum sentence in this state. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6462 The prosecution is seeking the You penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6463 We can do this, but you've got to lose the hood. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6464 What are you doing here now? You are expected after the judgement. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6465 Frankly Mr. Zimmerman, I don't see how this helps your case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6466 But you are the final argument. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6467 I'm getting the feeling you want the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6468 When you raise your right hand, point to the judge and strike him dead. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6469 Let's lose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6470 Eternity seems a little harsh…Can’t we can plea bargain down to time served in hell? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6471 We can't lose; they don't have the Death penalty in this state. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6472 When were you planning to tell me about your private e-mail server? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6473 What do you mean, there's no escape? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6474 In a word: No more high fives. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6475 And in any plea bargain, you prefer the death penalty to community service? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6476 Well, I do appreciate the irony. But, I still doubt a mens rea defense will work--since you, of all people, should know that you had to pay your taxes by the 15th. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6477 Would it kill you to blink once in a while? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6478 Are you my shadow counsel? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6479 testing testing testing 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6480 What do you mean you feel like a dead man sitting? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6481 We won, but apparently cheating Death is a crime punishable by applause. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6482 Just trying to tell the judge everything clearly 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6483 Where you get the hoodie? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6484 So you think we should go for the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6485 Be charming when you take the stand. Just say your name is "Reaper" and drop the "Grim". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6486 Do you know the meaning of a "hung jury" ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6487 We'll at least I can assure you.... you won't get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6488 I'm sorry but I've got some grim news in regards to your case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6489 I gotta say, the case looks grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6490 My plan is to use the empty hoodie defense 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6491 In America, every person has a second chance 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6492 We'll talk about the tunnel next week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6493 No one on the jury recognizes your face but they all know your name. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6494 Which members of the jury panel will you preemptorily strike? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6495 Off with your head? Sorry, no, it won't be that kind of verdict. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6496 Professional attire meant a suit and tie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6497 Usually the other side raises the specter of the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6498 What do you mean that you and the judge have 'an understanding'? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6499 Don't worry, there's no prima facie evidence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6500 You're not used to it?! Just plead the fifth. It's not the same as begging for your life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6501 I'd like a motion request. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6502 The judge wants to know why you killed those 100 billion people. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6503 But they don't accept testimony from the deceased.y 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6504 Let's Face it, they're not gonna bite on invisibility alibi. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6505 Remind them you're a contributing civil servant as a Texas Executioner. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6506 Perhaps you misunderstood the term "Jury Deadlock?" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6507 Hey, at least we know the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6508 I think we can dodge the death penalty on the grounds of "cruel and unusual". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6509 You've got to stop staring at the jury like that 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6510 Worst case scenario you get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6511 You ok with life, without parole? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6512 now remember-just say ooooooh or eeeeee 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6513 You're opposed to the death sentence? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6514 I assure you that the death sentence is off the table! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6515 They ran face-recognition software on the surveillance footage, and for you it's looking pretty grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6516 No, the bailiff won't bring you your scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6517 I don't think fingerprints will be the only acceptable identification. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6518 That wasn't what I meant by "strike that juror." 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6519 We're going to make them identify you on the stand. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6520 She's sayin' it was just you, her, and Immortality. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6521 I think you should take the Fifth 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6522 No, I don't think juror number five recognizes you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6523 I'll do all the talking, all I want from you is dead silence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6524 The death penalty? You were only charged with speeding. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6525 You know, that hoodie isn't gonna work the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6526 First listen to my closing argument. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6527 I stronly suggest losing the hoodie, Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6528 The best we'll get is manslaughter. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6529 They have a heluva lot of circumstantial evidence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6530 Why can't I wear exhibit A, It's mine? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6531 Did you get the license? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6532 I think you should opt for the guillotine 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6533 Fortunately, this state doesn't carry the death penalty. At most you'll get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6534 I don't think they'll buy into the defendant having a Death wish. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6535 Our best hope is for a hung jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6536 Even without a hung jury, we'll probably still win. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6537 I understand you're cold natured, but . . . 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6538 Your sunny disposition isn't gonna win this one for us. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6539 Why yes, it is a death penalty case but what do you care? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6540 I'm going to ask you one last time. Did you kill that man? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6541 They'll be going for the death penalty so, eh, no worries. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6542 At least you don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6543 Getting visitation rights will be tricky 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6544 Not good, but what do you have to lose? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6545 I'm going to firmly assert, "If the hoodie doesn't fit, you must acquit!" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6546 Before we begin I need to know - did you do it? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6547 Your chances? Slim to none. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6548 Try to look conflicted, it will work better with the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6549 Looks like another hung jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6550 The evidence is merely circumstantial, there's no "smoking sickle"! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6551 I believe you but will they? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6552 I recommend jury tampering. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6553 Worst case: You get the death penalty. Which you can live with, right? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6554 You understand that this whole "Witness Protection" is not reversible, right? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6555 You being the Grim Reaper is not a defense in this case! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6556 When you're on the stand, try to avoid talking about your work. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6557 You can't threaten the judge with his soul, George. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6558 Your odds of winning the case are looking grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6559 No, I don't think an alternate juror would help. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6560 If you're willing to roll on heart disease I think I can get you a deal. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6561 I plead guilty to life after life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6562 Am I looking at the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6563 Shall I go "talk" to the jury? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6564 Jag tror som gick mycket bra ! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6565 It appears to be a hung jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6566 Guilty. The good news is you're getting life in prison. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6567 I'm sorry, but I think there's a hole in your defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6568 At least they won't give you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6569 We gotta get you on the stand and erase the jury's preconceived bias. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6570 With all this evidence, your chances are looking Grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6571 Yes, yes, pro bono! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6572 The bad news is death is off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6573 Is that "really" listed on your job description( 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6574 Two immovable forces finally collide as the IRS audits THE GRIM REAPER. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6575 No! I'm not pushing for the death penalty - you always want that! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6576 I assume you're not concerned about the death penalty... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6577 Lots of people don't file their taxes, so I think their argument is moot. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6578 The defendant doesn't appreciate your not so subtle prediction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6579 "I think involuntary manslaughter is the best we can hope for". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6580 So you're saying life without parole isn't as long as it sounds and I should just take the deal? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6581 The judge will let you off if you "visit" his wife tonight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6582 Dude, I think that the writ of Habeas Corpus is in play here... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6583 You're correct. As Death the death penalty presents a meta-defense problem. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6584 THE VERDICT IS "LIFE WITHOUT A HOOD" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6585 No, the judge did not approve your bail. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6586 What verdict did you expect? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6587 This is the part where the death penalty is considered. As your lawyer, I suggest you consider not addressing the court. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6588 "We need to talk about your courtroom attire". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6589 The death penalty?" "But this is a traffic violation! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6590 I told you NOT to dress casual. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6591 If you don't show remorse, we can still get you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6592 You'd be lucky to get life without parole... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6593 "It was his time," is not technically an affirmative defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6594 You've got to lighten up and not let them see your dark side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6595 I doubt the jury will accept a defense of "occupational homicide". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6596 rumor is the jury's hung 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6597 Well, we didn't have enough money for Mossack Fonseca, so in your case it actually IS tax fraud. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6598 This could be the last death penalty of the court. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6599 You're doing great. You have the jury in the palm of your hand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6600 They're debating the life penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6601 "When you get called up onto the witness stand, do not make direct eye contact with any of the jurors". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6602 Can you tell from looking at the scythe whether it's yours? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6603 I got this, just because you walk around with a hoody doesn't make you a criminal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6604 Don't worry. If you get the death penalty, we'll get it reversed on appeal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6605 So, you're certain, that there is no chance for a win on appeal in tax court? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6606 You still have the right to remain silent, but here you'll have to claim the Fifth Amendment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6607 So, we'll challenge any evidence that puts you in the hood that night. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6608 "I was only doing my job" is not a defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6609 You reap what you sow. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6610 Think now: "this isn't the verdict we were looking for" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6611 Although you usually command respect, Senate committees talk over everyone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6612 As your attorney, I strongly advise that you stop making eye contact with the jurors. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6613 When were you going to tell me you weren't wearing your cloak ? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6614 Be not proud. It won't play with a jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6615 Sorry, the death penalty is not being considered. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6616 No, I don't think more cowbell will mitigate the public's fear of you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6617 Your finger prints were all over the scythe, Grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6618 Yes, your jury will be out for an eternity. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6619 This time, you're getting 'Life.' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6620 Please stop saying "goody!" whenever they mention the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6621 Just plead the fifth-it'll strengthen your case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6622 We need a powerful closing statement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6623 Cheer up, I think we can get it reduced to manslaughter. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6624 But the victim identified you out of a line-up! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6625 Stay calm. A 'hung jury' is just a figure of speech. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6626 Do you have anything to say about your death sentence? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6627 They found the scythe. We need to cop a plea. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6628 Start with the death and taxes joke to soften up the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6629 How about showing some optimism? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6630 This is the IRS hearing. The Equifax meeting is next week, Mr. Ghost. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6631 "Without a face they don't have a case". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6632 It would help your case if you were on Facebook. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6633 I'll insist they strike every reference to "grim" as prejudicial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6634 They have no case, it is all circumstantial evidence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6635 Please stop shouting "But I've killed EVERYONE" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6636 Don't worry, they can't sentence you for life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6637 Next time wear white, it's your only hope! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6638 I think juror number ten likes you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6639 There's no witness protection program if you turn state's evidence against God. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6640 The statute of limitations covers most of these. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6641 No, we're not at the penalty phase of the trail yet! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6642 Grim Reaper won't play well with the jury. Lets emphasize the "Angel" in Angel of Death. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6643 I said do not wear your work clothes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6644 My best argument is that giving you the death penalty would be a definitional impossibility, as well as just plain silly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6645 The case is starting to look a bit grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6646 Well as a matter of fact, it is a capital offense." 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6647 Why so grim? The worst you can get is life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6648 I was able to get you off with the Death Penalty 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6649 I think asking for the death penalty might create a conflict of interests. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6650 now if you can just take care of the judge, we'll be all set 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6651 Bad day to lose your hairdryer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6652 And remember - hesitating during cross examination is the kiss of death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6653 Put on a happy face. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6654 If the hoodie doesn't fit, acquit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6655 You're going to need a tax attorney. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6656 I say we go with the, "identity theft" defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6657 No, you can't "recuse" the judge. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6658 Our defence will build on your aura of inevitability. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6659 They're seeking the YOU penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6660 Are you saying you don't want Life? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6661 Try being a little cagey about this. You don't want them to know you WANT the death penalty. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6662 The jury ruled in favor of taxes--you, they're not so sure about. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6663 It's not a big deal if you get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6664 I've told you before. Perception is everything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6665 Well, for you, it's not so much a penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6666 Take it or leave it. That's my final offer. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6667 I'd leave the scythe under the table. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6668 I strongly advise that you leave the hood on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6669 At least you don't have fingerprints. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6670 I think we can plead them down to second degree reaping. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6671 Look on the bright side -- in 20 years this'll make a great crime drama. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6672 Looks like it's life for you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6673 All I asked was that you wear the button down I got you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6674 Just how long have you been waiting for a Public Defender to get to your case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6675 Relax, I got Taxes off scot-free. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6676 Hoods aren't allowed in court. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
6677 A suit maybe would be nice. You couldn't afford a suit? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6678 Your ex may have taken you to the cleaners, but she can't have your soul. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6679 Juries don't really like when their defendants wear hoodies. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6680 You need to sharpen your Scythe We are going for the death penalty! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6681 I’ll take the part on tax evasion. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6682 I guess you know the drill. When he asks 'The Question', take the Fifth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6683 You sure you want to plead the sith? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6684 It hinges on the context of the term "cheating." 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6685 But she couldn't have identified me-I wasn't wearing this hoodie when I did it ! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6686 I don't want to worry you, but they're seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6687 Relax. A hundred-billion deaths, sure—but no witnesses. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6688 That's not what they mean by 'transparency'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6689 Is it hot in here, or is it me? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6690 The prosecution is talking death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6691 Now's the time for some serious soul-searching? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6692 Your outfit may be de rigueur but I think it's suggestive of the death penalty. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6693 I doubt they'll go for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6694 Our best strategy is to ask for life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6695 Relax...all the witnesses are dead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6696 Did you not read the - when it's your time - clause in your contract? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6697 The judge is going to need to see that you have a mouth before permitting us to use the Twinkie defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6698 Wearing a gray hoodie really isn't going to help your case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6699 Our mistaken identity defense provides the jury reasonable doubt. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6700 Remember our deal: If I successfully defend you for killing everyone who ever lived, I never see you again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6701 Good news. It's only a life sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6702 I thought we were clear you'd dress a little less grim. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6703 I hear Panama is nice this time of year. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6704 You of all people should know the death penalty is not negotiable . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6705 You want me to plead guilty AND ask for the death penalty? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6706 Stop touching jurors. We can't afford another mistrial. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6707 Yes, I can ask the judge what is meant by "life in prison". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6708 Don't worry. The bailiff won't let anything happen to your scythe. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6709 I am sorry it took so long to get a court date 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6710 This case is dead on arrival. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6711 Settle? I don't think Mr. Webster stands a chance! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6712 Remember Grim ... you were the first to patent the scythe. This farmer has no case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6713 Saying "Go to Hell" is not interpreted here as "Go home." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6714 You know this whole "hoodie thing" you got going on REALLY isn't helping us out right now. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6715 I warned you that testimony before the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence is especially deadly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6716 Sorry, no hoodies in the courtroom. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6717 Few murder victims are as persistent as you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6718 OK, you want me to argue that it's cruel and unusual punishment, to avoid the life penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6719 Sure the hoodie hides your hair well enough, but the name Trump carries a lot of baggage these days. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6720 Judge Deepcoat, I'm afraid we have to reveal more than your nickname to get Senate's confirmation for SCOTUS. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6721 Lose the hoodie—it's too thuggish. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6722 'So...any good news !" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6723 You're not eligible for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6724 Oh, just another sentencing to death row. What you really need to get me out of, are those unpaid parking tickets! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6725 Try to inject a bit more life into your testimony. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6726 You're right, no one seems favorably disposed to your actions. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6727 Don't worry, I think you'll get life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6728 "I liked the Brooks Brothers button down more. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6729 The jury does not believe it was suicide. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6730 No, no, don't you see? We cannot use a writ of habeas corpus. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6731 I really don't think they'll seek the death penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6732 Hopefully, this will be my first--and last--near-death experience. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6733 Technically the Death penalty might just mean probation in your case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6734 We don't want the jury to see your face so keep the hoodie on 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6735 The jury's deadlocked. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6736 We may have found a loop hole with this whole "till death do us part" verbiage. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6737 I think your 'hoodie' is spooking the jury. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6738 Ask Johnnie Cochran if we should play the race card. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6739 I can't believe the nerve of this prosecutor . . . asking for the You Penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6740 They are requesting you wear a glove. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6741 I think we have a ghost of chance at least ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6742 Really? You couldn't have shown up before I got indicted? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6743 I hope you are here to testify. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6744 Do I look nervous now 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6745 You could have at least worn a tie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6746 No worries. There appears to be no witnesses left. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6747 Capital punishment infringes upon your exclusive performance rights. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6748 Good news. It's the death sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6749 I don't think the Dead Man's Statute is a defense here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6750 What do you mean, you want the death penalty? ("Want" should be ital.) 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6751 I admire that you're now pro-life. This doesn't, however, preclude you from doing your job. Your discrimination suit just won't stick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6752 No of course I'm not going to put a Trappist monk on the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6753 So, are you saying you're NOT a hood? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6754 That hung jury joke didn't make you any more likable. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6755 I think, in your case, we're going to have a tough time avoiding the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6756 Maybe I should have ordered my anvil to go... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6757 I'm sorry, but a life sentence is non-negotiable. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6758 You sure don't look innocent! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6759 Try not to look so grim when I put you on the stand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6760 Legally changing your name will not alter people's perception of you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6761 No, you cannot speak in your own defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6762 So you're saying that your defense is that you have no face? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6763 Do you have a tie on under your hood? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6764 You do understand you're looking a life sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6765 You'll still get visitation rights. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6766 You let your ex-wife pick out your clothes for court? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6767 I don't think calling Satan as a character witness was such a good idea. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6768 Just stay quiet and the committee with talk themselves to death. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6769 Stop intimidating the witness. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6770 It doesn't matter, they've got your fingerprints. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6771 They're asking for life, which I'm going to argue in your case is irrelevant. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6772 My best advice: deny everything. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6773 Here's the charge against you: Humanity accuses you of refusing to R.I.P. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6774 It's looking good, still no available witnesses. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6775 I don't think the Doomsday Defense is working. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6776 We've got this. He was a known anarchist and the police have already stated that his death was "accidental"! Stop worrying! For goodness sake, he was on your doorstep! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6777 Grimm, can you take it easy with the chain rattling? You're scaring the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6778 This is a deadly case 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6779 Congress is not technically dead, it just doesn't do anything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6780 The judge still resents you for taking his goldfish. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6781 I'm counting on you. You're our star witness for re-instituting the death penalty. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6782 "Your rhyming attorney says 'since you have no face, we have no case' ". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6783 No, the District Attorney won't take the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6784 I thought I told you to dress less "hood." 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6785 You're lucky there's no death peanalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6786 We'll have to plea bargain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6787 Are you sure that you're not the killer? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6788 What say we ask for a change of venue? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6789 When the judge asks for a plea, just say "all in." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6790 I'm not sure 'the death penalty arouses my loins' won you much jury support. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6791 You're sure you want to play the habeas corpus card? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6792 At this point your case looks pretty grim! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6793 Honestly, I don't think you'll make it. This is the fifth time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6794 How do you feel about Life Without Parole? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6795 Prepare yourself. They have no choice but to seek the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6796 Now it's up to the Commission whether we get out patent for making flesh invisible. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6797 They're gonna big-scythe you. Want fried with that? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6798 I don't think we can rely solely on your Second Amendment rights. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6799 And then I'll say, 'if the glove fit, you must acquit.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6800 How can you tell me to face the truth, sir? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6801 Can I just plea without the bargain? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6802 Trust me, you cant be identified. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6803 Really! Can't you miss one Halloween? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6804 I can get this dropped to half an eternity, easy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6805 Don't worry, the witness didn't see a thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6806 You said you could get me out of this!" "Not exactly the way you expect... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6807 Yours is the grimmest case I've ever taken. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6808 To win this thing, we'll need to show the jury the sensitive soul behind that horrifying abyss you call a face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6809 No, taking the stand now won't really help. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6810 We're lucky. This judge is rather lenient with tax evasion cases. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6811 I don't think the jury is buying your not guilty plea. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6812 Do you think they'll find me guilty? They Smite 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6813 A jury of your peers is out of the question. Now just sit there and try not to look like death warmed over! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6814 Well what penalty did you expect to get? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6815 I'm afraid the prosecution is seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6816 It looks pretty grim, but there might be a bright light at the end of the tunnel. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6817 Offshore. Underworld. Either way, you're fine. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6818 And no more leading the witness. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6819 You really shouldn't threaten the witness like that. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6820 The judge feels very very strongly for the death sentence on this case. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6821 I told you that trip to Cabo would come back to haunt you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6822 I strongly advise that you accept the plea bargain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6823 Big Pharma wants an injunction against you. It's good for shareholders. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6824 If you testify, they can ask about your prior record -- is that ok? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6825 I feel pretty good about our chances for a change of venue. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6826 Can you give me 5 hours? I need to hit my billable requirement this month. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6827 As my client, I have to be honest with you - the death penalty is a distinct possibility. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6828 We should avoid the life sentence for you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6829 Are you sure you're sure? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6830 Between you and me, we can kill this case! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6831 'I guess the death sentence isn't much of an issue for you.' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6832 Try not to look so grim on the stand. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6833 In your case, a death penalty is redundant. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6834 I told you to appear grim, not like the grim reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6835 This is pretty serious. It's either going to be eternity in prison or the living penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6836 With a plea deal, we should be able to avoid the You penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6837 Do you remember if they ID'ed you in the lineup? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6838 I hope the jury supports the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6839 I think you're right to contest the parking ticket. Death would be, in most cases, a valid handicap. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6840 Sorry, I'm drawing a blank on your name. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6841 I'm certain I can get you off the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6842 The other party is taking a less literal view of the agreement's 'drop dead date.' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6843 I'm going underground until this blow's over. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6844 I told you yesterday the judge does not approve of hoodies. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6845 I just don't see how we can argue it was an act of god. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6846 What. What? You planted the key in Steven Avery's trailer? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6847 The devil you say!! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6848 Your hoodie and your fingers still gives you away. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6849 If you were merely a witness to his death we could make a plea bargain, but his family is sure you brought about his demise. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6850 Would you please clarify the death clause. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6851 They're giving you life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6852 I fired your wardrobe consultant. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6853 Don't take the stand in your own defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6854 I never thought I'd be litigating MY OWN wrongful death case! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6855 You want to plead the fifth? Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6856 Do a lot of capital cases do you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6857 Too bad you can't sit in the back. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6858 No you plead the *Fifth*, not the Sythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6859 Sorry about the scythe, makes the judge nervous. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6860 So I see you pay your taxes in flesh. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6861 Go ahead - I think you should try on the gloves. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6862 Casper, they are going to ask you one more time and you have to answer. Can you or can you not walk through walls? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6863 Would it kill you to wear a suit and tie? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6864 Can you persuade the jury with your body language? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6865 Don t worry.The jurors will love your soft look. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6866 No, a life sentence does not mean that you're exempt. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6867 Well, your acquittal was a safe bet after we reassembled the O.J. jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6868 Defending yet another shady figure. Good thing justice is blind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6869 Those law school loans are killing me! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6870 Most people swear on the Bible, but you can just use ‘The Art of the Deal’. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6871 Look on the bright side. There are no eyewitnesses. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6872 "So you 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6873 I can get you life with a chance of parole after a century. Take it or leave it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6874 She's firm on the pet groomer. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6875 Next we have to make the jury like you". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6876 It looks good for an acquittal. The prosecutor can't find any witness who saw the perpetrator's face. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6877 Faceless or not, cyber crime is still a crime. I'd suggest we plea out and save your neck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6878 No, "death sentence" does not mean you have to make a closing argument. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6879 I think they're going to seek the Death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6880 Frankly, we're in trouble. Everyone on the jury is alive. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6881 Hmm, a life sentence does sound unusually harsh, let's see what we can do. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6882 Remember, a life sentence is a bad one, not a good one. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6883 On the other hand, you could look at a death penalty decision as a win-win. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
6884 In the eyes of the jury, removing your hoodie might make you seem a little more human. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6885 What's new in the hood? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6886 So, then, I won't be given liberty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6887 We've got this. I think the jury likes you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6888 Look, I know you don't usually do this, but in this case I really think you ought to accept the plea deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6889 They've got you dead to rights. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6890 It's called a metal detector, and you need to stop whining. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6891 You can't take him literally, he means all dairy workers. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6892 Looks like you're missing your tee time, the judge is keeping the death penalty on the table. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6893 This case is a real killer 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6894 Look, let's wrap this one up before we discuss volume discounts, okay? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6895 I recommend we settle. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6896 Yes, I'm sure. I wiped all the fingerprints off the scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6897 your attire was spot on for the Jury verdict 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6898 I think a plea deal is the best bet for you to avoid the life penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6899 We will show the court you could not possibly have taken it with you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6900 You could be looking at a life sentence... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6901 Do you REALLY think ANYBODY can identify ME? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6902 So - you'd be okay with a life sentence, right? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6903 I'm asking for Double Indemnity. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6904 Stop moaning. It's not the end of the world. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6905 I think I'd lose the hoodie - it comes across as anti-social. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6906 I don't think the jury wants to convict you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6907 oh man no omen! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6908 What?! you don*t have a VISA card?? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6909 Nah, don't change! In your case, a hoodie is appropriate attire. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6910 We’ll sow doubt that you profile the elderly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6911 I'm a homicide lawyer, it's dark stuff. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6912 I told you not to wear black. It makes the jury think you're evil. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6913 Human Blackhole transcends cosmic blackhole. If don't agree then check with OJSimson! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6914 I'm hoping not to receive a you sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6915 I don't really like 'Devil's Advocate.' I'm rebranding as 'Mordor's Helper.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6916 There's no denying you were at the scene of the crime. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6917 It doesn't matter who sent you. You still needed a green card. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6918 As your attorney I must advise you there is no way I can request a hung jury or a deadlocked jury in my closing argument! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6919 OK. Death after life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6920 ...the good news is that I hear orange is the new black. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6921 I see you are dressed for a s;am dunk! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6922 What did you expect, in that hoodie? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6923 Yes, you do have to pay your death taxes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6924 I'm sorry, but they've taken the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6925 Last week I was the Devil's advocate. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6926 I am sorry but the "death penalty" isn't legal in this state. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6927 Best not to mention that whole, "Black Plague" thing. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6928 Try to put your best face on this. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6929 So what's our plan if the judge doesn't offer me the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6930 "We're Killing It! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6931 Death penalty? Big whoop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6932 It was worth a shot, but I don't think the jury is buying you as "The Gracious Reaper". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6933 How many times do we need to go over this? "It was his time to go" is not a sound defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6934 Of course, they have solid DNA evidence. It WAS the Plague. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6935 Remember, look chipper and make eye contact. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6936 The jury doesn't care how you're dressed. Demeanor wins cases. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6937 No, not self defense 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6938 The court don't have no mercy in this land, either. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6939 You come from where? "Braavos?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6940 Let's just say I had expected your taxes to be a pretty certain come April 15th. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6941 Seriously? You wear a hoodie to court? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6942 I believe the case with is going well and would advise you not to testify. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6943 Let's just say, where you are going, its going to be very hot. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6944 Don't worry. It's mortality as a whole that's on trial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6945 I hate to be the grim reaper, but your case is not looking good. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6946 Your fingerprints are on the scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6947 Again - You're asking me to ghost-write for you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6948 Who says you can't take the scythe into chambers? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6949 Don't worry, life is still on the table 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6950 In re: Life v. Death 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6951 can you et the death penalty off the table? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6952 I think he already holds you in contempt. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6953 "Their time was up" isn't a defence Mr Reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6954 It was consensual, right? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6955 No, I don't want you to get your sickle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6956 Why the blank stare? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6957 The hoodie is only illegal if you commit a crime. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6958 When I have you testify, make sure you look the jury in their eyes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6959 Remember that you're here because Adam and Eve were disobedient. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6960 They're just not going to buy that you were only following orders. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6961 ..and your claim is as the ghostwriter ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6962 What do you mean "you want to change your plea to "not guilty""? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6963 Quit making eye contact with juror #3. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6964 It's just as we feared. They're going for the YOU penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6965 I guess this means that the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6966 They will claim you murdered about 56,000,000 people a year. We counter with an Insanity Defense 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6967 Show them the upside of being dragged to the underworld. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6968 I recommend not taking the stand. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6969 I should have told you - it's called a 'metal detector.' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6970 Death, be not proud. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6971 Oh, uh-that's not what I meant by a hung jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6972 My suit had blood on it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6973 The verdict is looking a little grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6974 Nah nah nah nah nah are not mitigating circumstances. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6975 Don't worry, there's no death penalty in this state but you might get life... OK? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6976 Take off your hood, you're being insensitive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6977 I think you should let me do all the talking. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6978 I'm ethically precluded from advising you what to do, but, yes, if their star witness were to die, the case would be dismissed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6979 Well good news bad news scenario. The good news is your not guilty.The bad news is you don't get a Life Sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6980 At least she won't be able to identify you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6981 On the bright side, your priors are inadmissible. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6982 On the bright side, they've reduced the taxes... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6983 When I said dress so the jury relates to your middle age life crisis this is not what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6984 Judge, I assure you he did not mean to kill that innocent girl. It's just the nature of him to do such things. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6985 Don't worry. They have no witness. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6986 Don't worry - they can't give me life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6987 Oh boy... You say you know the judges daughter how? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6988 We don't have a ghost of a chance. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6989 I know it's Halloween, but no one is presuming you innocent at this point. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6990 Brace yourself for the possibility of a Death sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6991 You might want to lose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6992 The judge will review our motion on the grounds that it was an authorized holiday. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6993 So, how go things in The Hood? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6994 We will appeal the sentence unless they come back with the death penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6995 The anonymous mask is better. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6996 So uh, is your cloak Gucci? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6997 Without the scythe or a pale horse they don't have a prayer. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6998 Do we appeal the death sentence? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6999 This could take a while. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7000 Sure, I can do your taxes first. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7001 She wants you to remove your hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7002 It will be hard to argue against the death penalty, especially when wearing a hoody in front of the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7003 Juries respond much better to business casual. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7004 So, you are sticking with - ‘God is your witness’? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7005 We'll make the jury buy that the act was consensual. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7006 I knew a public defender would be a death sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7007 I say loose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7008 I don't think you should wear the Witness Protection Program garb until after the trial. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7009 They've violated the habeas corpses 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7010 There's no way this jury will find you not guilty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7011 Bad news! The state has just abolished the death penalty. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7012 I thought you of all people would know only two things in life are certain? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7013 It's not good. Word is the prosecutor is going for 'murder everyone'. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7014 So you're saying, you came up with the title "To Kill A Mockingbird"... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7015 We're going to hold out for twelve jurors who were born again. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7016 Sooo...... how do you feel about lawyers? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7017 I'll plead guilty by death through me 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7018 A tie might sway a few jurors. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7019 Would it have hurt you to wear a suit and tie for once? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7020 Remember: you tell the jury you were just doing your job. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7021 You don't have anything else you can wear? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7022 We need to get the jury to like you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7023 I understand not afraid of capital Punishment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7024 I am not laughing in your face 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7025 Hard to believe this is your first trial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7026 Should we cop a plea? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7027 Don't worry, the jury will love you. You're an angel! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7028 Face it! The case against you is grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7029 I think the best we can get you here is life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7030 Well, you can take the plea ... or you know kill everyone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7031 you never should have popped that pimple. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7032 I thought we agreed you would lose the hoodie for the trial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7033 Death Penalty or Life-Either way you're out in no time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7034 They're asking for death without parole. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7035 "But they said it was a killer deal of a lifetime? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7036 I'm afraid there's no dodging the tax evasion charges. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7037 Ixnay on the eathday talk. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7038 Normally I'd say lose the hoodie... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7039 I'd say...a ghost of a chance...but.. no worries about the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7040 Dress different tomorrow. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7041 We will fight this to death! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7042 The prosecutor's trying to persuade the judge that the death penalty's not enough. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7043 "I was just following orders" isn't gonna fly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7044 Apparently everyone in this class action is dead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7045 The word is 'nolo', not 'yolo'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7046 Your hoodie is sentenced to ten years with no parole. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7047 The Judge is willing to make a deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7048 The government is willing to settle the patent infringement portion if they can continue to use your name on their drones. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7049 The jury is still hopelessly deadlocked. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7050 Remember: if the hood don't fit they must acquit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7051 No, I am not going to let you testify. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7052 The death penalty is off the table since you are not an MD, and thus not qualified to perform assisted suicide. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7053 You still have to pay your back taxes or it will be death, taxes and incarceration.....no, you can't tell the judge your name is Al Sharpton ! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7054 Remain silent, like you're not here. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7055 To be honest, I don't think we'll do well with a writ of habeas corpus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7056 Remember, no matter what: don't let them see you sweat 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7057 Am I in trouble because I can't remember my password? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7058 I know, I know, he was already dead when you got there. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7059 Sorry, you've got to lose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7060 You got lucky it's a hung jury, they actually hung themselves." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7061 Well, if it's any consolation, he can't take it with him. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7062 So what say we get a cuppa coffe after this? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7063 I don't believe you're going to incur much sympathy from this jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7064 I know you, your the return of a ghost hoped past 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7065 Oh, stop worrying about the hoodie. You're not the Black Death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7066 "So what you're saying is, if we win this case, you and I are good". If we lose, I can expect to see you much sooner than later". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7067 He wants ten more years. Let's offer two good and three so-so. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7068 Remember here death hath no dominion. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7069 The theory of our case is that he cheated death and he needs to pay for the cheating. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7070 My recommendation for you is, Lose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7071 We'll win if you can scare the piss out of the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7072 Are you here just for the taxes? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7073 They're trying to decide if Habeas No Corpus counts. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7074 I can't believe I got a life sentence... I'm Death 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7075 I don't think you can take the soul of the court. It doesn't have one. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7076 And again, I beg you --Please don't laugh when he grants you a life sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7077 If I've told you once, I've told you a 1,000 times, juries never trust a blank expression. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7078 I am confident they wont sentence you to yourself. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7079 I thought we talked about not wearing the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7080 Trust me on this, we want a hung not a hanged jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7081 I know they say nothing is certain but you and taxes, but they're demanding hard evidence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7082 Didn't I tell you to wear a coat and tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7083 Yes, I did get Taxes off, but you're not going to be that easy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7084 Visting a cancer ward is not a good alibi. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7085 If things go well for you I think we can get the judge to settle for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7086 I told you the metal detectors might get your sickle. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7087 No, it won't help to pay each of the jurors a visit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7088 The hoody doesn't help. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7089 Personally, I don't thick they can touch you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7090 Hung Jury is just an expression. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7091 As your attorney, I must advise you to stop pointing to the jurors. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7092 Their not buying your "Devil made me do it" defense. What else ya got? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7093 You're looking at five to eternity. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7094 Dont worry, in this state they can't penalize you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7095 This plea deal will knock a few thousand years off your sentence. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7096 Just telling you, this judge doesn't like hoodies 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7097 Don't worry, they have no positive ID on you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7098 We're looking at manslaughter, assisted suicide. You good with that? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7099 You've taken this Niqab thing to a whole new level. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7100 This killing spree that they're alleging... Can you tell me how far back it goes? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7101 We're definitely going to need additional counsel for the penalty phase. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7102 When I said our best hope was for a hung jury, I didn't mean it literally. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7103 "He knew I was coming for him," is not a defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7104 Can you swear that the death was accidental? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7105 I'm hoping they'll declare a mythtrial. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7106 There is no way the glove's gonna fit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7107 Our best bet is a hung jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7108 You're lookin' at life. Which could be a good thing. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7109 They're seeking the undeath penalty, but you can always appeal your resurrection. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7110 Would you settle for life without possibility of parole? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7111 you say you had experience in high crime cases ! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7112 How does the death penalty sit with you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7113 dont worry you will get time off for good behaviour 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7114 Traces of your DNA have not only been found at the scene of this murder, but at every murder ever. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7115 I hope you were one of the dead lawyers on ocean's bottom. We need a good start here. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7116 Charlie, most people who plead not-guilty wear suits. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7117 Just because it's a death penalty case doesn't mean I need a second chair! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7118 On the other hand, 'taking the fifth' is what got you here in the first place. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7119 Why are you giving me a blank look? Don't you understand the charges? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7120 Your prospects look grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7121 Try not to touch anything. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7122 The jury's going to want to know if you're in favor of the Death Penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7123 You're lucky, the capital punishment is not permitted in this state... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7124 Relax, when they ask the witness to point to the accused, just pull the hoody off, I'll have you home before dinner. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7125 Don't worry. The death panalty's off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7126 The fact that you didn't shave should not affect the outcome. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7127 Well, I'm done here. Now about that invoice 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7128 You are making my defense work of you seem hollow 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7129 The 'Death Warmed Over' routine isn't working. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7130 Once again, you're missing the nuance here: Being in a death penalty jurisdiction doesn't mean you had the right to apply it that night. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7131 I told my wife I couldn't go to the store last night because I had an appointment with you. She told me to get a life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7132 Are you sure you want to claim you had affluenza? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7133 I can't ask for Death Penalty...I am your Public Defender not he Prosecutor. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7134 There's no certainty - this is your trial for tax evasio - oh wait... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7135 I worked hard to keep the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7136 Mr. Kaczynski, did the lean-to have a mailbox? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7137 There's no plea bargain... is there? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7138 Now as your lawyer I must remind you that no one gets out alive. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7139 If he asks about the hood, tell him you have very sensitive skin. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7140 Don't worry, this is clearly double jeopardy. You can't be both the defendant and the penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7141 I don't believe I can argue against the death penalty, all things considered. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7142 According to the statute of limitations, you're already dead. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7143 Your Honor, you are in the wrong seat. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7144 I think I can get you off with time served! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7145 Unfortunately they have fingerprints. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7146 Ah you really meant it when you said a life sentence just wouldn't be possible. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7147 I thought we agreed you'd wear a suit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7148 So you say in Hell there are ONLY attorneys or there's just a special place for us there? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7149 It doesn't look good, Sir. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7150 Don't worry, Mr. Death-Rabinowitz. Spousal privilege applies to gay marriages, too, so you won't even have to testify. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7151 I think you'll do well in the witness protection program. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7152 Well, at least we don't have to worry about capital punishment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7153 I'm sorry to inform you that you've been given the life penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7154 They ruled a mistrial on the death penalty case a little late. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7155 The best I can get for you is life without parole. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7156 If we get even one smoker on that jury, we've got a shot. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7157 And try to keep a non-threatening expression on your face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7158 If the hoodie does not fit, they will NOT acquit! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7159 We like your positive message about capital punishment; we just don't think you're the right messenger. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7160 You do know that petty theft is not a capital offense? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7161 Due to your inability to pay, you're better off pleading guilty to the theft of 100 billion souls. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7162 I told you yesterday that it's okay to wear white after Easter. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7163 'Here's your alibi: all afternoon, you were in Times Square posing for photos with tourists.' 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7164 Are they treating you all right in there? You look like death. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7165 How indispensable is the black cloak? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7166 No, you cannot dig up any witnesses. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7167 I don't think jay-walking demands the death sentence. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7168 Ok, I get it. She did kill her lover with the candelabra in the library! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7169 Don't worry, it's traffic court. The jury will be on your side. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7170 Try not to look so grim when the jury enters. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7171 I think I can get you life without parole. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
7172 The best they can do is murder 2. You are looking at 5 to 10. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7173 Tell them I have a right to privacy 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7174 My client would like to know how legally binding the term "till Death due us part" is. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7175 Thanks for not bringing the scythe 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7176 Just cross your fingers that they give you concurrent instead of consecutive sentences. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7177 To get a reduced sentence, you'll have to tell the court where all the bodies are buried. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7178 Putting you on the witness stand is probably a bad idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7179 Drop the hood and the "Doctor X" moniker, 'kay? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7180 After this, are you going to take a holiday? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7181 I told you to wear a suit, no hoodies in the courtroom! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7182 I thimk you should listen to me in this case, a hoodie is a no goodie in court. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7183 You need to get your head in this trial... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7184 I should have known — everyone objects to Death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7185 Are you winking at me? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7186 I'm glad you left the scythe at home today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7187 It may well be his "time" but taking the judge now isn't going to help your case one bit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7188 Frankly speaking, GR, we don't stand a ghost of a chance. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7189 Now remember Mr. DEATH, when you get on the stand, say only that you were following the company guidelines with regard to your job description. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7190 We're trying to put a good face on your case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7191 So far, all of the evidence presented against you is only circumstantial. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7192 I think the bribery charge is the least of our worries. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7193 When I asked about your taxes you said you were certain. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7194 Your walk,voice an lack of features are compelling evidence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7195 A hung jury, Mr. Reaper, is not what you think it is. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7196 I don't think self-defense is your best argument. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7197 After I ask Ms. Dickinson why she didn't stop, you can tell the jury you kindly did. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7198 How does death in prison without parole sound? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7199 Have you considered keeping me on retainer? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7200 I'm not sure that look will result in a hung-jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7201 So you know that they are asking for the death sentence 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7202 On a good day and a hung jury, you might get 32 consecutive life sentences. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7203 I don't care where you went to Law School! You representing me would be a conflict of interest! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7204 How about never. Is never good for you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7205 I wish you had told me you dumped the scythe in the river. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7206 The real trick will be proving to the millennials that you're not a Dementor. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7207 Sure they found blood on the scythe and found me holding it over the body but it's not mine!I'm the victim here, really! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7208 I don't think it sat well with the jury when you said your hobbies were spontaneous combustion and Ebola. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7209 So you come as the angel of death to avoid doing your taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7210 Don't worry, I'll tie them up in litigation forever! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7211 We couldn't Find any peers for the jury 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7212 Apparently for you, death is not a penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7213 It's a simple trial. The jerks at the New Yorker Cartoon contest promised they wouldn't e-mail advertising to you, and then they did. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7214 Voir Dire is going to take a while...Most people know, and have strong preconceived opinions, about you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7215 Remember, you lost your head in a moment of passion. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7216 The jurors may be biased. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7217 When you say you'll be needing to get a new lawyer, I hope it's simply because I'm doing a lousy job. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7218 Joe, let's face it. Uh, let me re phrase that 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7219 unfortunately, our efforts to suppress your Yelp rating has been overruled 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7220 I'm sorry. The dead man's rule just doesn't apply here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7221 If you take the plea deal they'll give you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7222 It's not the killing, it's the blatant age discrimination that's going to be problematic. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7223 I really wish you had followed my advice and worn a suit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7224 I warned you not to wear a hoodie! Now you're goose is cooked! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7225 Worst case, Prison of Life, no chance for parole. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7226 Your job is to testify during the penalty phase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7227 So far, so good. Your chances look pretty grim. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7228 They want to charge for murder, but I think we can find a way around that. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7229 It's looking . . . well . . . grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7230 I found it very difficult to find character references to defend you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7231 Might as well risk the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7232 Remember, if anyone asks, it's not your scythe... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7233 Do you think it’s a good idea to wear a hood Mr. Simpson? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7234 Don't worry, there's an obvious hole in their case 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7235 Of course we could file a cease and desist order. or They served us with a cease and desist order. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7236 I strongly suggest you face this head on. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7237 They'll never take your story at face value. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7238 I'm afraid the jury is deadlocked. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7239 The jury was only out six minutes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7240 Sorry, but I couldn't get a dead person on the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7241 You're a dead ringer for the last case I lost! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7242 Maybe you should wear a tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7243 No problem -- the death penalty is automatic in this case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7244 Why so grim? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7245 It's hard to say if the death penalty applies in your case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7246 Since the prosecution's case is based largely on facial recognition, you should walk. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7247 If we take a plea deal, I might be able to get your sentence reduced to negligent homicide. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7248 If asked about your time on Wall Street, remember what I said; you were "fruitfully remunerated." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7249 Don't worry, you can only receive the death penalty once. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7250 No I can't use the movie Ghost as your alibi! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
7251 Okay, the visit was just a social call and the heart attack was entirely coincidental 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7252 Still, the jury needs to see eye contact. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7253 Nobody cares about your puppy! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7254 This is going to be a slam dunk, just look at the judge and point! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7255 Was it really you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7256 I'll be using the "Because she could not stop" defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7257 But here business casual means no hoodies. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7258 We might avoid the death penalty if you plead guilty to tax evasion. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7259 Excellent, I hope to represent you in the future… yes we do work with clients more than once. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7260 Don't blame me. I told you there's no way to avoid your taxes. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7261 I've filed a motion for change of venue to Hades. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7262 You should of shaved for court day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7263 After your testimony, the judge will understand just who is at risk for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7264 hold that thought. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7265 Maybe we say it's just a hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7266 Whoever it was they didn't leave any fingerprints. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7267 Not to be morbid, but you could be sentenced to life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7268 Your fingerprints were on the chess board. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7269 At least I have a lawyer. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7270 Yes, but Beelzebub's DNA is on the scythe, Mr. Grim." 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7271 I think it will be difficult to argue that this is a prima facie case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7272 " I thought I told you to wear your white colored hoodie to court". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7273 Try not to have such a blank face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7274 Seriously, sir. I want the death penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7275 Well , you reap what sow and no you will not testify ! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7276 Don't worry, I've got a call into Netflix. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7277 No, 'untill death do us part' was binding 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7278 You feel a draft? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7279 Remember, if we win, no high fives. Paralegals don't grow on trees. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7280 Remember what I told you. When you take the stand, it's all about eye contact with the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7281 This is traffic court. The death penalty case is down the hall. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7282 Ordinarily, capital offenses don’t augur favorable outcomes 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7283 It's grimmer than we thought. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7284 Well, the jury really heard our expert on the constitutional right to own and use a scythe, and I think it would be a huge mistake to put you on the stand. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7285 Yes, I DO find it ironic that you'll be carrying out your own sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7286 There's no law against cheating death, unfortunately. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7287 Quit killing the jurors. It's a civil case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7288 I'm having second thoughts on our defense strategy as far as swapping clothing. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
7289 You're looking at Life without a plea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7290 I want to help you, but when I say to give up the hoodie for a suit--just this once--that's what I mean. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7291 Relax... that facial recognition software will not incriminate you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7292 I'm not worried about the Grim Reaper thing, I'm worried about the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7293 How are my chances? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7294 Should I play the death card? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7295 We'll get the trial moved to another planet 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7296 Just tell the jurors about your troubled childhood. It always works. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7297 We could argue no one actually saw you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7298 Thankfully this state doesn't have the death penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7299 If the jury stares directly in your face, I'd say we're cooked. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7300 Eye contact with the jury is normally a good thing but the unblinking stare with eyes glowing like red hot coals is becoming counterproductive. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7301 A visage less grim might reap a more favorable impression from the jurors. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7302 I want a different lawyer for the punishment phase. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7303 Good news. Several jurors are Trump voters. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7304 This is my formal hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7305 You can't REQUEST a death sentence! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7306 Just remember, you were home with your mother watching Judge Judy. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7307 So this is the hoodie with the six-month wait list that everyone is talking about? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7308 Pretrial focus groups found your outfit off-putting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7309 To win this case you'll have to remove the hoodie! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7310 Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're gonna go with the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7311 Are you still hanging around? There's no death penalty in New York. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7312 Tax evasion? Really? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7313 I get it, but I'm on track for partner. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7314 I think our best bet is for you to just plead the 5th 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7315 For the last time, nobody cares that you invented the hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7316 I advise avoiding eye contact with the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7317 He's not buying the "It's my job" argument. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7318 I know there is no way of stopping you, but thank you for at least participating in our judicial system. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7319 It's cool. You'll get your scythe back on the way out. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7320 Do you really think it's going that bad? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7321 It's all circumstantial. No skin on the hands means no fingerprints on the scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7322 With the death penalty on the table, I feel like this is a conflict of interest. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7323 I don't think they'll take the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7324 It's too bad capital punishment isn't legal here cause, y'know, you'll end up just going back to where you came from... Because you're death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7325 You are not really needed here. This is traffic court. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7326 It's usually the other way around, but these witnesses are killing us. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7327 You might have a better chance if you took off that hoody. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7328 So, should we seek the death penalty? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7329 So our defense is that if the scythe was a lethal weapon, it was therefore a tool of your trade 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7330 nope, no pre-cradle, no post-grave... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7331 Honestly, it looks pretty grim, Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7332 Good news! The Prosecutor said the death penalty is off-the-table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7333 The charge will be reduced to manslaughter if we can prove it was an accident. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7334 I wouldn't use that expression with this judge. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7335 I don't care about your image. Take the manslaughter plea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7336 Looks like the Supreme Court is tied -- four say he's dead, four say he's alive. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7337 Unfortunately, the judge does not believe the rule against perpetuities applies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7338 I suggest you lose the hoodie. It scares the jurors. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7339 Your optics need some improvement. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7340 They've got enough to put you away for life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7341 What sort of negotiations? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7342 Unfortunately, it's looking like he can cheat you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7343 That character witness you gave us has a stygian address. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7344 I think we'll just skip the character witness part. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7345 No. I would not recommend that you testify. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7346 I don't think you have much of a chance but at least you don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7347 Death row? Well, that shortens my commute. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7348 So, how's life? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7349 Yes, let's go with Fred, the "Grim Reaper" isn't likely to illicit much sympathy with the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7350 It would behoove you to not look into the eyes of the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7351 From here on, I hope you'll dress more appropriately for court. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7352 I get a splitting headache if I don't have my coffee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7353 Fine, you don't have to give me your name, just tell me who you're voting for. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7354 Eventually they will be a jury of your peers. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7355 Would it be fair to say you made a killing on your wife's life insurance? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7356 Pssst... lose the robe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7357 You're screwed", "everybody hates you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7358 I didn't mean 'habeas corpus' quite so literally. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7359 From the Grim Reaper "So... Do I get my Sythe back?" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7360 I'm not sure he can do this, but the judge just gave you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7361 The worst they can give you is life, so you'll be out in no time at all. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7362 They're going for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7363 Yeah so I don't think the jury will see it as euthanasia. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7364 They're asking for a continuance. What do you think? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7365 You're spooking the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7366 Seriously. It's called a death 'penalty.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7367 Try smiling.............it may make you look a little less grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7368 Lose the hoodie and their witness will never identify you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7369 No I can assure you guilt was not written all over his face. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7370 We'll file an appeal, so try not to look so grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7371 I think they'll be going for a life sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7372 You can't deadhead the neighbors pansies with a scythe just because you didn't get Yard of the Month! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7373 The jury needs to get to know you as a person 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7374 Don't worry. Looking like Donald Trump is not litigatable 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7375 Mr. Attorney, I am top donor to: Citizens United! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
7376 I'm sorry, I did my best, but it looks like life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7377 It's a reverse plea bargain. They want you 50 years to life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7378 What do you mean you didn't see her? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7379 No, they get to give that penalty too. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7380 Things are looking grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7381 Perhaps we should change our tactic, lighten up and don't look so Grimm....... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7382 I don't care what Donald Trump said. I'm your attorney. Don't take the stand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7383 I think we should argue he's "mostly dead." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7384 The deal is contingent on you pleading nolo contendere on eleven and a half billion deaths. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
7385 Your chances are looking grim, Grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7386 My intent is to persuade the jury that you're not mighty and dreadful at all, but rather a slave to fate, chance, kings, et alii. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7387 The defense wants to take you off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7388 We'll convince the jury that "wrongful" is hate speech. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7389 Sure, I'm going to close strong--but not that strong. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7390 Just keep a blank face. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7391 Another accident, huh? The judge won't let you plead The Fifth again! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
7392 They're probably going to ask for the death sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7393 They agree to drop the weapons charge if you plea to the lesser, failure to appear in court. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7394 No, you can't tamper with the jury just because they're hung. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7395 I'm not asking for the death penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7396 We've got to drag this out. January, and Baby New Year will be out to vouch for you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7397 Potter's going to testify. You'd better take the deal. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7398 As your atourney, I'm advising you to plead innocent. It's not your fault that people don't get Existentialism! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7399 The good news is: they don't really have anything on you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7400 You left your scythe where? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7401 The jury thinks you are a hoodlum. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7402 Please! You can't let them give me the life penalty. I still have so much more to do in death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7403 THIS WILL BE A WIN FOR OUR SIDE, NOBODY RECOGNIZED YOU AT THE LINE UP. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7404 I'd say our chances of an acquittal are looking Grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7405 Shouting "death to all mortals" really isn't helping your case, Larry. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7406 Do you think they'll sentence me to life? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7407 Calm down, I'm pretty sure the death penalty isn't an option. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7408 I'm working to get the "your" penalty off the table". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7409 You're lucky we're in Nebraska, where you're protected by the concealed-scythe law. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7410 I'm not sure you have the stomach for this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7411 I think I can get you off with life, pardon the pun, in prison. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7412 As your council I think its best not bring up Obi-Wan Kenobi 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7413 The you penalty is on the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7414 Yes. Getting the Death Penalty would be ironic. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7415 I want to make death great again. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7416 So you're taking the fifth? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7417 Tomorrow leave the scythe at home...your at work...this is a court house...mmmk? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7418 I'm pleading life. You okay with that? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7419 No I am sure you can't seek the death penalty for a parking violation 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7420 I appreciate the enthusiasm, but it's going to take around 15 years and a few botched attempts first. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7421 Go against the 8th if you want. To me, looking at that mole on your hoodie? Cruel, Unusual and DISTURBING, son! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7422 Good news: your prints weren't on the scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7423 Take the plea and you're looking at life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7424 No, no. They're saying they want to give YOU the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7425 I can't defend you if you keep killing the prosecutors. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7426 And remember don't say anything until I ask you to explain why Frank isn't here. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7427 Life insurance at my age? I don't think so. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7428 No, it is not customary for the defendant to shake the prosecutor’s hand when the trial is over. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7429 Yes, the jury of your peers means 12 people just like you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7430 This is NOT the time to take the fifth 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7431 Remember, to the jury you're just a faceless number. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7432 I just don't know how my life could get any worse. OR I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7433 This will not be another hollow victory. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7434 Well, it is an unusually large class action suit against you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7435 "Whatever you do, don't smile at the jury". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7436 Unfortunately, it's within the judge’s power to hang the hangman. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7437 You're going to have to face this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7438 I've never had a case where the defendant's name and the sentence are the same. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7439 I fully support your decision to defend yourself. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7440 You did copyright the death penalty ? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7441 What do you mean, I'm in a lot of trouble if we lose? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7442 They want to give you a life sentence but I might be able to plea bargain a death sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7443 Luckily for you, it won't be hard to find a jury of your peers in this jurisdiction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7444 Would it kill you to let ME do the talking? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7445 I think I can get it knocked down to aggravated assault. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7446 If you're going to take me away why couldn't you have done it before court? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7447 I think we're looking at a hung jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7448 Drop the smirk or you'll be known at the grin reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7449 Take the plea deal and I might be able to reduce your death sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7450 If they find you guilty, you'll get the Death Penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7451 I'll bush hard for the death sentence, but I fear you may get life. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
7452 They didn't see your face so I think we're OK 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7453 I don't think taking the Fifth would help. Your track record is pretty well documented. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7454 Technically, they can't give you a life sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7455 As good a attorney as I am, I can't bring you back from Hell. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7456 You should have worn the suit I think. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7457 I doubt you'll get a life sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7458 What do you mean by jury of your peers? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7459 Wear a suit next time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7460 What did you do now Death 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7461 We'll base our appeal on the grounds that the jury is 100% visible. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7462 I know it's tempting, but please avoid using the death and taxes cliche. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7463 I'm not sure that wearing a tie would help. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7464 Scythe or sickle? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7465 "Just appeal to this judge's soft spot." -Attorney states to reaper. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7466 At least death is off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7467 If they ask you anything about Scalia, you answer: "On the advice of my counsel I respectfully exercise my fifth amendment right and decline to answer that question." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7468 Ironically, you're facing life in prison. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7469 As your attorney, I think it's in your best interest to accept the plea deal offering you life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7470 This should be quick. I filed for a habeas corpus. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7471 OK, no nicknames. Your name is GILBERT Reaper.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7472 Hopefully I can bill you enough hours to pay for my dad’s medication. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7473 Death was told to relax, for he knew the security cameras didn’t capture his face. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7474 Candidly, your case is looking grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7475 Remember, you were at home watching “What Not to Wear.” 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7476 Don't worry. They will never recognize you in that disguise. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7477 It's the penalty phase I'd worry about. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7478 Bad news. They recovered the scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7479 Let me frank. You're on trial for you life here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7480 Now you show me the smoking gun? You're killin' me here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7481 Stop acting like the sky is falling. This Trump thing will pass. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7482 Honestly, that scythe at the scene belonged to the 94 year old paraplegic. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7483 You know, I'm actually a woman. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7484 Right now, I think the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7485 You haven't a ghost of a chance with this judge. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7486 So...What do you want to do for lunch? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7487 Make it look like the sickle doesn't fit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7488 I'm going to ask you once last time—did you kill this man? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7489 ..the judge wants to know if you "jumped the gun" a bit... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7490 This lawsuit against you is the biggest class action I have ever seen. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7491 What's the worst that could happen, the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7492 I thought I told you to ditch the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7493 I don't want the last meal ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7494 I just, I don't know, always imagined you as white 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7495 You know I'm having a hard time reading you, is it guilty or not guilty of murder. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7496 If they ask about lawn mowing, mention your Bad Boy MZ. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7497 The judge said 'go to hell' in a nice way 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7498 It looks grim, no doubt about it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7499 Death penalty? I don't think so. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7500 You know, I have never lost a death penalty case. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7501 It's an older jury. . .lose the hoody. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7502 We can try for manslaughter, but honestly, it doesn't help that you're black. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7503 No worries. I'll argue that you were profiled. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7504 I'm cautiously pessimistic. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7505 I haven't seen you since the tobacco trial, how the kids? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7506 I know y ou've handled more death penalty caes than anyone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7507 We'll try to get a postponement due to a death in every family. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7508 Sometimes there is just no defense possible! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7509 Remind the jury that you also killed Hitler. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7510 this would be easier to defend if she didn't have a scythe in her head 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7511 Well, of course justice is blind. Let's face it though, in your case, they'll see right through you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7512 I advise you not to testify. I don't think the jury will relate well to you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7513 Don't worry. We're going to win this. It's all in the jury selection. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7514 The penalty is severe. You could get life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7515 I told you not to face the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7516 OK. With this judge, "self defense " going to be a tough sell. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7517 The DA is seeking life imprisonment without benefit of parole. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7518 Assisted suicide is your best defence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7519 The hood both helps and hurts. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7520 That outfit isn't helping your case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7521 You broke the law when you touched them. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7522 Face it Grim ... they can see through you 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7523 You're lucky. In this state, there's no death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7524 I can't guarantee you life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7525 I'm telling you, it's face without a name and it's brain over brawn. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7526 Please Death, remember to shave next time 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7527 I'm afraid your case is totally specious. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7528 The judge is ok. With luck, I think I can get you off with death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7529 Will you defend me to the death? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7530 What happens if you get the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7531 They will be seeking the death penalty 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7532 MR. REAPER, I told you security would take your scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7533 Looks like you'll have plenty of time for chess. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7534 Let me get this straight- you plea-bargained for the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7535 Remember not to smile at the jury 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7536 What's the difference between a sickle and a scythe again? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7537 The hoodie thing hasn't worked well for my previous clients. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7538 assume you are ok with a hung jury 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7539 At least the Guillotine should be off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7540 We've got nothing to worry about - I convinced the prosecution that we'll only accept the death penalty if you're found guilty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7541 Don't let on that you've worked with this judge in the past. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7542 If we enter a guilty plea and ask for the death penalty, what have you got to lose? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7543 Yes, I'm certain we've made a good case against the death tax. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7544 I'm sure we can get an acquittal , but you have to appear more like likeable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7545 They need you to sentence yourself to death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7546 Less grim and more sorrow with this judge 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7547 Your testimony was a bit hollow. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7548 The jurors with the 'Make American Great" buttons seem the most sympathetic. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
7549 We need a better angle than you thought you were exempt from paying taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7550 I think we can avoid the 'you' penalty. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7551 And how do you see yourself now, Mr Presley? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7552 He already said claiming to be the God of Death is not a defense in a court of law. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7553 Remember not to make eye contact with the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7554 "No, a hung jury does not mean your hangman buddy is involved in this case". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7555 Did you have to wear the same hooded sweatshirt? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7556 Don't worry, I've been watching 'The People vs. OJ Simpson' we got this. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7557 Life without parole is the best you can expect. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7558 Look, Hiram, you can't stay here: the librarian thinks you should be in the prophet section. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7559 Just remember -- we have science behind us. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7560 You do realize that you're on trial for a capital offense? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7561 Good news - they're offering a face-saving settlement 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7562 At this time the defense rests in peace. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7563 I advise you to take the deal. Otherwise, you risk getting life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7564 I'm asking the judge for the death penalty in lieu of prison time. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7565 Bad news: your sentence is going to be Life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7566 The hoodie sure didn't help. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7567 I thought you said Christmas Past could give you an alibi 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7568 I'd recommend you make an appearance before this particular committee 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7569 I think you are going to have to get over your identity crisis before I put you on the stand! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7570 They asking for the death sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7571 I am done with robo-advisors 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7572 Sorry; this state does not have the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7573 Somehow I don't see them going for the death penalty in this case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7574 Tomorrow, wear the suit and tie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7575 I'm afraid they are not buying your "I was only doing my job" story. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7576 The "gloom and doom" defense won't fly. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7577 Could it be the New Yorker is "not good?" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7578 You sure you won't change your mind about wearing that suit and tie I brought for you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7579 In our State they've abolished the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7580 Just tell them that your favorite movie is 'Death Takes a Holiday' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7581 Frankly, I'd rather be defending you than taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7582 Apparently, in this country, taxes are more certain than death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7583 For the last time, 'I don't know how to do anything else,' is NOT a defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7584 I feel it's prudent to argue "wrongful death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7585 The scythe is protected under free speech and can't be held against you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7586 I told you to bring you head to court! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7587 This court is not the right place for you coming out. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7588 No, the phrase “Death Penalty” is not an oxymoron. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7589 No, you can't settle this with a chess match. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7590 This judge has sentenced more people to death than...you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7591 Try to look innocent, and especially, vulnerable. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7592 The judge is asking if you are the ghost who walks? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
7593 Pardon my asking, but aren't you sitting at the wrong table? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7594 No - Death and Taxes, not Death or Taxes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7595 Eliminating jurors - your way - won't help our case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7596 Better late than never. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7597 If they ask you your name is "G.R.". Put your game face on and don't be so grim. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7598 I wouldn't mention you voted for Trump. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7599 If you lose the hood we might be able to get a conviction on the haircut. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7600 It'd look better if you had a living alibi. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7601 We'll plead "certain." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7602 Just be yourself and look hard at every jury member. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7603 American Crime Story: The People vs The GOP 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7604 Quite frankly, I think your getting off light with the death penalty... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7605 What we really want is Involuntary. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7606 ...and try not to look so guilty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7607 Plead the Fifth. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7608 Of course, if we win this one, we may find it to be a hollow victory. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7609 You know your reputation isn't helping here, right? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7610 But you told me the most the judge could give me was life! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7611 Push for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7612 Could you at least walk? The floating across the room thing isn't helping us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7613 You have to start reminding people to encrypt their suicide notes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7614 Sometimes I have the feeling I'm talking to myself. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7615 Don't let them hoodwink you into the truth. Die with the lie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7616 What's the worst that could happen, a death sentence? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7617 Okay, so it’s your sincerely held religious belief that your wife should not get the ’65 Mustang convertible, the time-share in Vegas and your 401K. Anything else? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7618 It's uncanny! He had no difficulty picking you out in the line-up. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7619 In this case, the penalty would be yourself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7620 Stop acting so paranoid. He's reading my lips, not yours. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7621 I myself have reasonable doubt about your latest alibi. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7622 The expert witness will be testifying via Skype, not scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7623 There's a little problem with your character witnesses. They're all dead. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7624 Did you really wait 9 months for your hoodie? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7625 Remember, it's "Your Honor" not "You're next" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7626 The judge doesn't want you approaching the bench for any reason. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7627 A penalty? Is it really? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7628 I'm afraid you are looking at life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7629 This is my first death penalty case! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7630 All we have to do is establish reasonable doubt. Please stop looking at the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7631 Shh, shut up and hide your reaper. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7632 What do you think of a first impression? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7633 Hopefully the judge will order sentences to run concurrently. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7634 Please rise court is in session "Shouldn't you have objected to that?" Said Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7635 Sooner or later, you're going to have to face it. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7636 Any mitigating circumstances? We could go with Childhood abuse, maybe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7637 So, let me get this right, you WANT the death penalty? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7638 May the police force be with you 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7639 I'm afraid he did take it with him. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
7640 If we play our cards right, Mr. Reaper, you'll get off scot-free with a death sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7641 As heinous as it was, he says he will dismiss your case with the proviso you never set foot in this county again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
7642 Excuse me but this is the first time I represented death as a client. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7643 You could have put on a tie at least! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7644 Am I getting life? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7645 Well fortunately, aside from all the evidence mounted against you, I think we can safely rule out the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7646 Death and taxes, I'm sure you've heard the expression before. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7647 Even though our side can no longer count on Scalia's vote, we can still consult him. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7648 OK, that might work, but what about taxes? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7649 I'll be honest, I'm not certain this judge will favor you over taxes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7650 yes... the campaign is going well 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7651 I don't care if they do give me the death penalty! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7652 I cannot file to declare you dead until you pay my retainer. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7653 Remember short answers and try not to smile 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7654 Listen, involuntary manslaughter is going to be a hard sell. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7655 Let's switch uniforms and see if it makes a difference. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7656 Tell Scalia this isn't a second amendment case 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7657 We may be in trouble here, they found your distal phalanx on the scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7658 We'll plead self-defense. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7659 You gave them the gun and cigarettes, what they did with them is not your fault." OR "It was supposed to be a near death experience. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7660 You're certain you wanted a Tax attorney? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7661 Lose the blank stare. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7662 Remember you asked if there were lawyers in the afterlife and got mad when I said I couldn’t tell you? Well good news…next Wednesday you will find out… 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7663 For heavens sake MOM, it's only a parking ticket. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7664 Mr. Reaper, I'd sat our chances are GRIM! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7665 We can always ask for more time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7666 It will be easier to get you off if you ditch the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7667 It's all come down to the eyewitness. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7668 So I told her, 'Come on babe, live every moment like it's your last.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7669 I won't lie to you. The jury's got that death look showing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7670 For contest of April 4, 2016: "Someone's going to be one brick short of a load." 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7671 Remember, you were just a bookkeeper, and occasionally helped on collections. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7672 Now remember: When you're called to the stand, refrain from your 'Grim Reaper' routine. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7673 I'm sorry, you're likely to get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7674 We're short on character witnesses. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7675 You gotta trust what I said about the hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7676 Let's not bring your scythe up to the witness stand. It might send a mixed message to the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7677 No, most CEOs don't wear a hoodie to the hearing. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7678 The defense: You are a head case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7679 We can only look like people right now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7680 They couldn't come up with a jury of your peers, so we're going with a bunch of Trump supporters. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7681 They don't have a case without the scythe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7682 I'll ask for it to be commuted to life. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7683 Did I not specifically ask you to wear a nice blue suit? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7684 I'll ask for an adjournment, take a holiday. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7685 The only thing certain would have been Scalia. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7686 Where's your tie? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7687 So it's not exactly a jury of your peers... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7688 A death sentence would be ironic. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7689 When the sentence is death, I need you to act surprised. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7690 Smart to ditch the scythe before court, but you'll still do time with that hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7691 I told you, suit and tie, no hoodies. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7692 I'm afraid the outlook for your case looks grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7693 What''s being decided today is the extent of your life, not the jury's. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7694 The judge doesn't agree with your statute of repose argument. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7695 Knight to queen's bishop 3. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7696 This is going to be awkward when they tell you to face the jury during sentencing. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7697 You're sure you want to go for the death sentence? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7698 When I said 'business attire' I meant a suit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7699 My advice, Mr. Reaper, is to lose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7700 Let's go with the hoodie on. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7701 The only character witness we could find is Scrooge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7702 Remember, they were already dead when you showed up. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7703 So, you WANT the death penalty? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7704 This not going well - the jury thinks you're just an empty suit, er, hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7705 The title of the song was "Eyes Without a Face." Doesn't apply. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7706 We're still having trouble getting a jury of your peers. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7707 Honestly, I really don't expect this to go well. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7708 As a personal favor to me, I have this ex that is a real pain. If you know what I mean. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7709 You were the last ghost to see Scrooge alive, No one's buying that he woke up happy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7710 Don't worry about the death penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7711 Don't destroy a good story with the truth. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7712 Yes, I suppose the fact that all the possible witnesses are dead could be considered a good thing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7713 Go with the judge. A jury won't order an injunction on a fountain of youth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7714 So you think our case is dead? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7715 I think you're going to like your sentence 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7716 Your scythe set off the metal detectors, huh? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7717 Sorry, Death, you have been sentenced to life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7718 How long does that starching hold up? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7719 Death penalty? Who do they think they're kidding? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7720 No, I think it’s better if you leave the hood up. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7721 No, having drinks with Freddy Krueger would not be a good alibi. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7722 You're the reason blind submissions don't work. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7723 It's not you. It's your name. This is a political correctness trial. They now want to call you, "The Reaper". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7724 You have no chance of suing an airport because you were not allowed to board. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7725 I think we can pretty much rule out the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7726 This will not be that long a trial! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7727 The problem is your alibi's dead too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7728 I don't think it is a defense that you were just doing your job. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7729 Ahhh the hoodie! I told you not to wear the hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7730 "I understand you run a shell company in Panama. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7731 If you could just put a face on the argument. . . 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7732 Relax—this judge is on record as being against the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7733 I'll testify I've never stepped foot in Sleepy Hollow. I can't speak for the horse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7734 Sorry, but they don't give the death penalty for failing to return a lawn mower. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7735 Hey, buddy. I know you were just minding your business, but they'll arrest any dark figure wearing a hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7736 On the upside, the death penalty's of the table. On the not so great side, you could get 25 years to eternity in Hell. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7737 You look very grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7738 Thanks again for flying up from Texas on such short notice to handle my appeal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7739 No offense... At least it's not the death penalty 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7740 Let me get this right. You want a stay of execution? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7741 No. You do not want to take the stand. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7742 They're asking for twenty years. I'll try and get death. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7743 Did you wear a disguised facemask during the robbery? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7744 What behavior could even be unbecoming of a Grim Reaper? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7745 You plead guilty or not guilty. You can't plead for a death sentence! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7746 I'm going to go with the "Acquit or it will be Grim" argument. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7747 OK, OK, we'll try for 'manslaughter' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7748 It's a complicated trial, but I suspect you'll walk away unscythed. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7749 Look, I won't lie to you. The outlook is grim. But let's face it, you reap what you sow. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7750 Pretty safe to say the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7751 This is not what I expected when I asked you to wear a business suit. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7752 I already told you, pleading innocent AND having accidental involvement with everyone on these lists, isn't something that just 'might vibe okay' with the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7753 Don't be alarmed. I was sent here to kill the bill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7754 Because of double jeopardy, there is no chance for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7755 I told you not to wear your work clothes to court. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7756 perhaps it would be better if you didn't make eye contact with the jury 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7757 Just say you were out of your head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7758 "I think our best bet is to ask for life without parole". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7759 I'm actually just entering this to test something on the site sorry Colin 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7760 I believe you that no one tips the ferryman. It's the IRS who thinks you're under-reporting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7761 I can get the death penalty off the table but your going to have to stand . 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7762 Actually, a life sentence would be an absolution. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7763 Bad nose job or not, this outfit isn't helping our case 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7764 I told you to wear something professional. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7765 You were expecting a change of venue...to WHERE? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7766 Sorry. Only the judge is allowed to wear a robe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7767 Ah hell, let's put you on the stand. What do we have to lose? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7768 Mister Death, even you have to pay your taxes. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7769 Can't you read? I texted you to look broody, gloomy and moody, but NOT to wear a hoodie! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7770 Their case for accessory after the fact is looking pretty strong 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7771 Been a pro-bono prosecutor very long? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7772 You may have to face a jury 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7773 Trust me. I've been watching the O.J. tv trial! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7774 Your case is looking pretty grim, Reaper 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7775 If I get you out of this one, it changes everything. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7776 They have a point. Who else uses a scyth? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7777 No, we could not find one juror who had not experienced your work in their own lives. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7778 I'd advise against asking the judge whether your hoodie makes your face look fat. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7779 I have a sure-fire closing argument that has worked in even tougher cases than this: If the glove don't fit … . 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7780 The whole innocent until proven guilty thing will go smoother if you lose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7781 Yes, of course, my fee is negotiable. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Jury of your peers? Ah... I don't think so. 2.7500 0.28868 4 0 1 3
1 Good news: you may get life. 2.7500 0.28868 4 0 1 3
2 We're unable to find a jury of your peers. 2.7500 0.28868 4 0 1 3
3 Yes, I'm all for the death penalty, but this is traffic court. 2.7500 0.28868 4 0 1 3
4 If only we could stop the next witness from testifying. 2.6667 0.40825 3 0 1 2
5 Bad news. Famine just turned state's witness. 2.6667 0.40825 3 0 1 2
6 Let me show you how a real soul-sucking job is done. 2.6667 0.40825 3 0 1 2
7 No, we can't ask for the death penalty 2.6667 0.40825 3 0 1 2
8 Try to look innocent. 2.5000 0.28868 4 0 2 2
9 So, do we feel good or bad about the death penalty? 2.5000 0.28868 4 0 2 2
10 It looks grim, no doubt about it. 2.5000 0.50000 4 1 0 3
11 It would be time for that killer closing you keep talking about. 2.5000 0.70711 2 0 1 1
12 We're good, as long as they don't bring up your priors 2.5000 0.28868 4 0 2 2
13 Your priors are going to be a problem. 2.5000 0.28868 4 0 2 2
14 I'm a lawyer...I sold my soul a long time ago. 2.5000 0.28868 4 0 2 2
15 No. You can't approach the witness. 2.5000 0.28868 4 0 2 2
16 No, I don't think carrying out the death penalty will be part of your community service. 2.5000 0.28868 4 0 2 2
17 We'll appeal on the grounds that it's not only cruel and unusual punishment, but sort of ironic, too. 2.5000 0.28868 4 0 2 2
18 Since you're already dead, they'll give you life. 2.5000 0.70711 2 0 1 1
19 Their case is strong. Brace yourself: You may get life. 2.5000 0.50000 4 1 0 3
20 I'm ethically precluded from advising you what to do, but, yes, if their star witness were to die, the case would be dismissed. 2.5000 0.50000 4 1 0 3
21 I must advise you that it looks grim. 2.5000 0.50000 4 1 0 3
22 Know of any newly available rent-controlled apartments? 2.5000 0.50000 4 1 0 3
23 I say we go with the, "identity theft" defense. 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
24 I'm thinking the death penalty would be win-win. 2.3333 0.40825 3 0 2 1
25 Don't worry. We were able to dig up a couple of witnesses. 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
26 Mint? 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
27 Good news. It's the death sentence. 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
28 What do you mean you're confident it will be a hung jury? 2.3333 0.40825 3 0 2 1
29 I think we should enter a plea of inevitable. 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
30 You'll like this; they gave you the death penalty. 2.3333 0.40825 3 0 2 1
31 Just don't point at anyone. 2.3333 0.40825 3 0 2 1
32 Good News... another hung jury... 2.3333 0.40825 3 0 2 1
33 Stop laughing whenever they mention the death penalty. 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
34 Thanks, but no. When I said we could use a hung jury, that's not what I meant. 2.3333 0.40825 3 0 2 1
35 We're having some trouble finding impartial jurors. 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
36 Could I possibly ask you to use 'Your Honor' instead of 'You're next'? 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
37 If only you'd had a license to scythe 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
38 Remember, you're just a guy trying to save the world from overpopulation. 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
39 Poker face! POKER FACE! 2.3333 0.40825 3 0 2 1
40 I advise avoiding eye contact with the jury. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
41 Yes, death is considered a penalty here. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
42 Fortunately, the scythe is inadmissible as evidence 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
43 We'll ask for separate trials on each count. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
44 Stop telling the jurors you can't wait to meet them. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
45 Ironically, you could get Life.... 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
46 I'm afraid that could be construed as witness intimidation. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
47 They are digging up a jury of your peers. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
48 Plead guilty and you'll get life. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
49 No, there is no glove you can try to put on. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
50 Remember, you were only doing your job. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
51 This is our last appeal, so please stop referring to your sentence the 'me penalty.' 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
52 They're offering life. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
53 As your lawyer, I'm advising you not to say anything about your support for the death penalty. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
54 I think our best strategy is to argue that you were just the messenger. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
55 Think of the irony if they give you life. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
56 I'm sure you'll have the last word on this. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
57 Can we try jury selection my way? 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
58 I'll open with Dante. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
59 Three words of advice if you want to win this: Be not proud. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
60 You look like death. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
61 Being dead is usually a good alibi. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
62 They are having a tough time gathering a jury of your peers. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
63 Sorry, Death, but you're getting life. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
64 They said you'll be given a fate worse than you 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
65 It won't be easy finding a jury of your peers. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
66 They've offered the death sentence if you'll plead guilty. It's a win win. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
67 No, a hung jury isn't what we're looking for. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
68 There's no denying you were at the scene of the crime. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
69 HOW many priors? 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
70 I know you are used to settling things out of court . . . 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
71 You could be facing life. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
72 I'll try to get you life. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
73 Remember, you were only the ferryman. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
74 We'll argue the death penalty is a conflict of interest. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
75 Bad news. Your priors are admissible. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
76 So we have to convince the state you are neither cruel nor particularly unusual. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
77 Only YOU could think the death penalty is a slap on the wrist. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
78 Just say you manage retirement plans. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
79 Yes, but Johnnie Cochran's not around any more. And whose fault is that? 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
80 I want you to be aware that this might go class action. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
81 Stop it. They'll just keep bringing in a new judge. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
82 A hung jury, Mr. Reaper, is not what is not what you think it is. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
83 For the next two weeks, I'm going to need less grim. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
84 The judge strikes the jurors, not you. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
85 A hung jury, Mr. Reaper, is not what you think it is. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
86 I'd actually recommend not making eye contact. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
87 It doesn't matter if it is for your job, no contact means no contact. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
88 We can get a reduced sentence if you snitch on the big guy. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
89 'It was his time'? So we're going with that? 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
90 Obviously,the death penalty is off the table. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
91 The worst you can get is life. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
92 Remember: you tell the jury you were just doing your job. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
93 This may be a rough go. The judge is pro-life. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
94 It was his time" may not be the best defense. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
95 They all seem anxious to cut a deal. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
96 No! Just saying"It was their time" won't work. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
97 I'll subtly inform the jury that you know where each of them lives. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
98 Eternal damnation seems reasonable 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
99 They're enhancing the charge to aggravated reap. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
100 So the deal is I'll get you probation if you give me another 60 years. And you do something about my mother-in-law. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
101 So, should we seek the death penalty? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
102 Existentially speaking...... I don't think we can lose. 2.0000 0.40825 3 0 3 0
103 I don't see any peers in the jury pool. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
104 Next time you identify someone, don't point, just nod your head 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
105 On the good side, nobody can identify you for sure. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
106 Well, one thing's for certain, there's no possibility of a death penalty verdict 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
107 My client pleads not guilty by reason of inevitability. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
108 I understand but you guys can't double park seven horses in this city! 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
109 I expect some difficulty seating an unbiased jury. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
110 Of course you're guilty. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
111 Would it kill you to smile once in awhile? 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
112 What do you mean, you WANT life? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
113 Relax. I specialize in getting my clients the death penalty. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
114 This should be a slam dunk. The prosecution has no eyewitnesses! 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
115 "It's my job" is not a valid defense. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
116 Putting on a good face is critical. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
117 What''s being decided today is the extent of your life, not the jury's. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
118 Not to be morbid, but you could be sentenced to life. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
119 She wants the house, 3,500,000,000 souls, and the dog. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
120 It's a hung jury. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
121 No, you do not get to 'help with the hangings' if it's a hung jury. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
122 Don't worry—You'll fit right in on death row. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
123 I just want to confirm - You only came to me because you need a lawyer. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
124 Self defense? Each time? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
125 I already sold my soul. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
126 People have been cheating you for years, you're due compensation. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
127 You really gotta stop making eye contact with the jury. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
128 Well, the fact that you're already dead might work in our favor. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
129 You "kindly stopped" for her? What does that even mean? 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
130 I wouldn't worry about getting the death penalty. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
131 What part of "Lose the hoodie" did you not understand? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
132 Death AND taxes, death AND taxes. Why is that so hard for you to get? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
133 My fee is 100 an hour and I don't see you any time soon. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
134 Now remember, he was dead when you got there. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
135 I told you to wear a shirt and tie... and for Pete's sake don't bring that scythe again. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
136 It looked like you convinced the older jurors. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
137 No, I won't say "The defense rests in peace." 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
138 This is traffic court, so I'm afraid the death penalty is off the table. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
139 You are not required to 'appear' before the Court. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
140 Yes, it's called a 'wrongful death' suit, but don't take that personally. 2.0000 1.00000 2 1 0 1
141 From one lawyer to another..... 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
142 The IRS case against you is weak, but nothing's certain ... 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
143 You can't threaten the judge with his soul, George. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
144 I think he already holds you in contempt. 2.0000 0.70711 2 0 2 0
145 I'm not going to lie, it's starting to look a little grim. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
146 It was consensual, right? 2.0000 0.40825 3 0 3 0
147 If they give you a life sentence, try not to laugh. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
148 I don't think you're getting custody. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
149 So, how's life? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
150 You keep saying hung jury like it's a good thing. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
151 You've hung all the jury. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
152 You do the final argument. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
153 Don't worry. Taxes has agreed to testify. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
154 now if you can just take care of the judge, we'll be all set 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
155 Get serious; you're up against the IRS. Take the deal. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
156 You should have told me about the scythe. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
157 There's no law against cheating death, unfortunately. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
158 Yes, your jury will be out for an eternity. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
159 Really? You? Pro-life? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
160 Don't worry about losing face, just plead guilty! 2.0000 1.00000 2 1 0 1
161 The death penalty is the least of your worries. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
162 I'm sorry, but they've taken the death penalty off the table. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
163 When you ID the perpetrator it'd be best not to point. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
164 And please try not to touch the bailiff while you're being sworn in. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
165 I know you feel cheated, but demanding the death penalty in this case is, frankly, absurd. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
166 Relax, I got Taxes off scot-free. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
167 "I was just doing my job" is not a good defence. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
168 I assume the death penalty is not an issue. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
169 I'm your third lawyer. What happened to the other two? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
170 So I take it that you knew about the death penalty? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
171 Listen....I was just doing my job is not a defense. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
172 We have to play the 'troubled childhood' card. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
173 Fine, but let me handle the jury selection. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
174 We may have an issue with your likability among jurors. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
175 I take it you would be okay with the death penalty. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
176 These juror absences are starting to seem suspicious. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
177 It's wrongful, Death. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
178 It doesn't help that you look like hell. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
179 I don't think we have to worry about a death sentence. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
180 She wants the scythe, too. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
181 Ironically, you are looking at life 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
182 I'm not sure that telling the judge to "go to hell" is exactly our best defense. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
183 Remember, state your name as Mr. Reaper, not Grim Reaper. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
184 They’re offering to reduce your time if you increase theirs. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
185 Well, it is an unusually large class action suit against you. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
186 I think your best shot is the Ingmar Bergman defense. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
187 Yes, I believe that would be considered jury tampering. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
188 You let your ex-wife pick out your clothes for court? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
189 We need to do better than "it's my job." 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
190 Maybe we should just ask for life. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
191 Ummm…that's not exactly what "habeas corpus" means here. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
192 On the bright side, the penalty is named in your honor. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
193 Take the plea and we'll have you out in half an eternity. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
194 This case is dead on arrival. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
195 So, what happened to your last attorney? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
196 No, despite what you may think, a hung jury does not mean you can go back to work. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
197 Juror 3 won't be back after lunch? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
198 The only way you will get the jury to like you is if you take out Shkreli. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
199 I know it's ironic, but they're giving you life. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
200 Business casual works for most clients, but in your case it might not have been such a good idea. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
201 Don't worry - nobody cheats Death. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
202 Good news. They're willing to take Death off the table. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
203 "It was his time," is not technically an affirmative defense. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
204 Looks like they've got you dead to rights. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
205 Bad news! The state has just abolished the death penalty. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
206 The judge will let you off if you "visit" his wife tonight. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
207 Your arguments in opposition to physician-assisted suicide appear self-serving. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
208 That's not what Jury nullification means. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
209 They're blaming you for the hung jury too. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
210 They are going to ask for the you penalty 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
211 Please stop saying "goody!" whenever they mention the death penalty. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
212 I'm going to win this case if it's the last thing I do. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
213 Try not to touch anyone else on the way to the stand. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
214 Best case we get a hung jury 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
215 I would advise that you describe your relationship with the victim as strictly professional. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
216 I don't think they believe this was your first offense. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
217 The death penalty? OK, why not? 2.0000 0.70711 2 0 2 0
218 I'm sorry, but there's been a grave misunderstanding - a unanimous vote for death means you did NOT win. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
219 The good news is all one hundred and two billion sentences are to run concurrently 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
220 I'm going for taking the death penalty off the table. We've got a good chance with 'time served'. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
221 Perhaps 'The devil made me do it.' is not your best defense. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
222 You can't avoid taxes. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
223 Right now, I think the death penalty is off the table. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
224 Let's get Juror No. 2 "removed" 2.0000 0.40825 3 0 3 0
225 As you might expect, the outlook is pretty grim. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
226 It's tough, defending a serial killer. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
227 Good news. Charges are being dropped for all crimes that took place before the 15th century. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
228 I'm afraid you got life. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
229 Anything less than the death penalty and we'll appeal. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
230 Without the scythe, they got nothing. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
231 Not to worry. Your face doesn't show up on any of the security cameras. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
232 I take it the prospect of a life sentence doesn't phase you. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
233 This outfit is not helping our case! 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
234 So, do you have any priors? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
235 Let me tell you about my repeat customer discount. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
236 It's not looking good, Mr. Cheney. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
237 There's no easy way to say this but you've got terrible breath. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
238 Now don't forget to shake hands with the prosecutor. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
239 You might like it on death row. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
240 Remember, your scythe is cutting wheat. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
241 The D.A. is offering leniency if you testify against your Boss. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
242 You might have a chance. All your witnesses are dead. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
243 Sorry, it looks like they're not going to exclude your priors. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
244 You'll get the last laugh. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
245 Tell the truth, you were just doing your job. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
246 Eliminating jurors - your way - won't help our case. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
247 My fee is negotiable. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
248 Relax, you had to leave your scythe at the metal detector. Now, you're just a random guy in a hoodie. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
249 I'm cautiously pessimistic. 2.0000 0.40825 3 0 3 0
250 Not that it matters to you, but I have gotten the death penalty off the table. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
251 For the jury, focus more on the 'angel' than the 'death' part. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
252 Bad news, they gave you Life. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
253 Don't worry, it only feels like eternity. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
254 Well, what kind of penalty did you expect? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
255 They say your DNA is on the sickle. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
256 I believe that your courtroom attire is not helping our case. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
257 It's important to make eye contact with the jury. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
258 No I don't think "Self Defence" would be a good angle. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
259 You're not eligible for the death penalty. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
260 Moving this trial to the financial district is the only way we'll find a jury of your peers. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
261 Look kindly. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
262 I don't think they'll buy into the defendant having a Death wish. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
263 Take the plea or it's life. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
264 I think you'll like him, he's a hanging judge. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
265 Ironically, they want the death penalty. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
266 If we win, Death be not proud. 2.0000 1.00000 2 1 0 1
267 I'll probably get a death sentence again. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
268 I think our best hope at this point is a hung jury. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
269 Remember: she was dead when you got there. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
270 Hey Death, I'm Taxes. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
271 No laughing when they give you life. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
272 Try to be less grim. 2.0000 0.40825 3 0 3 0
273 The line up was clearly biased. The witness couldn't even see your face. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
274 If you take the plea deal they'll give you life. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
275 I'm having a difficult time finding a witness to confirm your alibis. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
276 Well, yes, if one more juror dies it will be a mistrial. Why do you ask? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
277 My guess is you don't want Life without Parole. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
278 Probably a mistrial; we couldn't find a jury of your peers. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
279 There seems to be a little problem with finding a jury of your peers. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
280 Your failure to appear isn't helping. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
281 What did I say about wearing a hoodie in court? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
282 No, the death penalty is a bad thing. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
283 Push for the death penalty. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
284 OK. I'll ask for the death sentence. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
285 I'm just saying that shouting 'I've got your death penalty right here!' wasn't a great way to start. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
286 Let's lose the hoodie. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
287 Try to show some remorse …. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
288 Try not to hang the jury this time. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
289 The Bible catching fire didn't help. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
290 They can't invoke the death penalty, that would be double indemnity. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
291 Just remember when the time comes I'm doin this pro bono. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
292 Try showing some empathy. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
293 The defense rests in peace. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
294 When I said 'Business Attire', I should've been clearer 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
295 Don't worry, this is clearly double jeopardy. You can't be both the defendant and the penalty. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
296 How do you know their lead witness won't testify? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
297 About my bill, I prefer cash. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
298 If we win don't hug me. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
299 I've got to be honest...your case is looking grim. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
300 In your case, I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with the hoodie. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
301 The outcome looks grim. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
302 Let's challenge Juror number four. Her grandma died recently. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
303 They would like to know where you were between 1665 and 1666. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
304 "He knew I was coming for him," is not a defense. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
305 Try not to look so grim when the jury enters. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
306 Why so grim? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
307 I'm hoping we can exclude your prior record. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
308 Sorry, "It was their time" is not a valid defense. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
309 Don't say anything about your plans for tonight. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
310 Nothing is certain in tax cases. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
311 "Name" will be a problem. "Occupation" will be worse. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
312 Population control is not a defense. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
313 I'm pretty sure we can wrangle joint custody of the kids, but she's probably going to get the pale horse. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
314 Why do I always have to be "taxes"? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
315 First thing, lose the hoodie. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
316 Jury selection is not going well. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
317 No, you don't need to appear before the Court. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
318 Of course, you have the final say. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
319 I thought I advised you not to wear your hoodie. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
320 In this case, the penalty would be yourself. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
321 I'm glad you took my advice to leave the scythe at home. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
322 Bad news--you got the death penalty. Good news--that's a conflict of interest. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
323 No, you may not "take out" Juror #7. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
324 Your sunny disposition isn't gonna win this one for us. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
325 For now, we'll leave getting the hung jury to me. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
326 The judge has disappeared. Anything you want to tell me? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
327 Well, a life sentence would be pretty ironic. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
328 Just look the jurors in their eyes and they will see your point. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
329 This isn't what I meant by business formal. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
330 I can't find any character references for you... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
331 We are going to ask for the death penalty and have you remanded into your own custody. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
332 The name of the penalty is purely coincidental 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
333 I would advise you not to unjustly collect the plaintiff's soul. The judge could hold you in contempt. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
334 You should have gotten a Concealed Scythe Permit. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
335 I got it reduced to 45 billion counts of second degree murder. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
336 You should have gone with the grey suit and blue tie. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
337 Bad news: your sentence is going to be Life. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
338 I have to be honest, this is my first 100 billion tuple murder case. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
339 I may be going out on a limb here but I'm going to assume the death penalty won't be a major problem for you. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
340 I must warn you. Trying to collect on your own life insurance is very tricky. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
341 Your wife will drop all charges if you continue to have no contact with her. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
342 I don't think anyone has ever plea bargained FOR the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
343 I don't think I can get you life. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
344 He said it's looking pretty grim for you. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
345 Hung jury is not what you think it is. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
346 You were just doing your job. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
347 Do you not own another suit? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
348 Worse case scenario, it won't be cruel and unusual for you. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
349 Its true people can't cheat you, but corporations can. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
350 What do you mean, you were framed ? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
351 Will you stop asking for the death penalty! 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
352 Good news! Their eye witness testimony might be a problem. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
353 You having nothing to worry about. The witness never saw your face. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
354 I get it, 'Death and Taxes'! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
355 I fully understand that you favor the death penalty if convicted. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
356 Lots of people don't file their taxes, so I think their argument is moot. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
357 How is it not a penalty? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
358 If the sickle is too little, we’ll get an acquittal. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
359 You're right again -- another 12 more jurors suddenly died. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
360 I was hoping you would wear your blue suit with the red tie. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
361 You do realize that you're facing life, right? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
362 So it's true. You do reap what you sow. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
363 I'm just not sure the jury will buy your self-defense claim. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
364 So I'm guessing you're not the guy from the Innocence Project? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
365 In my 20 years of litigation you're my first client who WANTS the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
366 Remember our deal: If I successfully defend you for killing everyone who ever lived, I never see you again. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
367 The defense rests in peace, your honour. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
368 Go with me here. What's the worst that can happen? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
369 A life sentence? Are you sure? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
370 I've never had a case where the defendant's name and the sentence are the same. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
371 We're gonna get him. I won't see you cheated again. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
372 In a word: No more high fives. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
373 On the positive side, I don't think you'll have to worry about receiving the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
374 They're offering you life, but we can probably talk them up from there. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
375 What do you mean, I'm in a lot of trouble if we lose? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
376 Taxed to death is not a credible defense. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
377 The jury's going to want to know if you're in favor of the Death Penalty. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
378 It was hard to find a jury of your peers. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
379 Case deceased. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
380 Don't worry, I was the Devil's Advocate all through law school. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
381 Grim reaper, I think we have an excellent case against death and taxes 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
382 Face it, the outlook's pretty grim 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
383 They're asking for the death penalty, but I don't think they've thought the logistics through properly. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
384 The best we can hope for is a hung jury. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
385 With your history of priors, I have to advise you to take the plea. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
386 Do you have a less prejudicial outfit? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
387 Dress different tomorrow. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
388 I'm your lawyer, and you want me to ask for the death penalty? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
389 Please don't take him until he pays my bill. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
390 It's hard to put a good face on this. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
391 Take the deal. It's only two days in heaven. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
392 I told you not to wear your work clothes. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
393 I might be able to get you life. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
394 ..and then if you get Death, how does that work? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
395 Look on the bright side. There are no eyewitnesses. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
396 Yes, I understand it's 'comfy' however... 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
397 Juror #4 is asking that you stop staring at her like that. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
398 I thought this was a sentence you would be comfortable with . . . 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
399 We could go with a Insanity plea or you could just use the Jedi mind trick and We can be out in Ten minutes ! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
400 I told you that black hoodies don't play well with juries. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
401 I still don't think you'd enjoy death row. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
402 Relax. I got O.J. off. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
403 They're trying to decide if Habeas No Corpus counts. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
404 I'll do the talking. You do the pointing. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
405 I'm assuming no appeal if you're sentenced to death! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
406 Ask the judge if you can approach, maybe it'll sway him. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
407 Take my advice and don't smile at any of the jurors. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
408 Ironically, you're facing life in prison. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
409 Whatever you do ... don't act proud. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
410 "Well...yes, the death penalty is on the table, but as your lawyer, I'd advise against that! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
411 Don't worry, it's a jury of your teenage peers. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
412 Your case is a grave situation. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
413 We may have trouble finding a jury of your peers. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
414 You sure you want to enter a guilty plea...You'll be sentenced to 'Life'. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
415 It appears to be a hung jury. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
416 If you're found guilty, they'll give you *you*. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
417 No, we can't seek the death penalty on a parking violation. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
418 I take it you don't care about the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
419 Any chance you can remove the hoodie? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
420 I think we should be focusing on bigger issues, but the answer to your question is ‘yes’ – if you're cleared of all charges, they will very likely return your scythe. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
421 It's working. You're scaring the jury. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
422 I'll insist they strike every reference to "grim" as prejudicial. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
423 It would help your case if you were on Facebook. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
424 Look, if you really want to help, jurors 3, 7 and 12 could do with an "early release". 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
425 The defense rests... FOREVER! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
426 So, you are telling me that the death penalty would be a complement? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
427 So when you get up there this time, try not to look so grim. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
428 Good news! He's a hanging judge! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
429 Remember, we're angling for the death penalty 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
430 Remember what we rehearsed--you were on holiday. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
431 If we plea, I can get you life. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
432 Reap what you sow 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
433 He says he wants you to stop issuing warrants. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
434 May I call you Grim, Mr. Reaper? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
435 Death becomes you. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
436 Can I get an extension? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
437 I told you to wear a suit, no hoodies in the courtroom! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
438 I strongly advise we go for the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
439 I need you to stop saying, 'It was his time.' Try 'I don't recall,' instead. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
440 I understand that you are just as certain as taxes. But you still have to pay them. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
441 You're sure nobody saw your face? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
442 The death penalty is not an option in Traffic Court. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
443 There is no death penalty in this state. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
444 Listen--if you want to have a shot with the jury, you've gotta drop the hoodie. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
445 Did you have something to do with the hung jury? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
446 We just need to stick to the story, ‘He was already dead when you got there.’ 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
447 The eye witness could be a problem. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
448 Please, please, please, if he mentions "The Death Sentence," try not to laugh. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
449 Good news: the prosecution couldn't find anyone willing to testify against you. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
450 No, punishable by death does not mean you get to pick your own sentence. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
451 Try not to appear excited when they ask for capital punishment. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
452 Yes, I know that none of the witnesses could identify your face in the line-up but the scythe is pretty incriminating. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
453 Don't forget to look directly at the jury and smile. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
454 Just give her the house and car before she starts bringing up the other stuff. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
455 Have you considered keeping me on retainer? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
456 Just so we're clear — in this room, you leave the soul-sucking to me. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
457 I told you to lose the 'hoodie', and wear a suit. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
458 We'll just lie; who cares if you get the death penalty? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
459 I know you have to be at st. Barnabas Hospital in 15 minutes but this is important. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
460 As your lawyer, I recommend the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
461 When you argue for the death penalty, try to sound impartial. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
462 Yes. Definitely no witnesses. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
463 Character witnesses are going to be a problem. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
464 What do you mean, you're looking forward to the penalty phase? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
465 Listen to me--can you say "so help me God"? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
466 I have never seen such a blatant case of profiling. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
467 If you're lucky, you'll get the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
468 Don't worry; obviously, they can't ask for the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
469 Death penalty? You'll be fine. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
470 Try to connect with the jury. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
471 Didn't I tell you to wear a coat and tie. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
472 When I asked about your taxes you said you were certain. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
473 I don't think the preexisting condition defense is gonna fly. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
474 How can house arrest be a 'horrible' outcome? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
475 And you're absolutely sure it was his time...right? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
476 When you get on the stand, try looking a little less grim. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
477 Worse case scenario, they give you life. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
478 The prosecution is looking for a life sentence, I think we can get you death. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
479 You don't have a prayer. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
480 Try not to giggle if they give you the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
481 Your check bounced 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
482 The hoodie isn't helping. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
483 You had to wear the hoodie. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
484 Don't worry, you can only receive the death penalty once. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
485 No, I don't think we should go for the death penalty. Why do you ask? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
486 They want to give you life. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
487 It's been difficult to find a jury of your peers. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
488 It helps that you're active in the community. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
489 I'm getting the feeling you want the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
490 Well, we can't really deny that you did it. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
491 A writ of Habeas Corpus may be a little insensitive right now. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
492 No, getting the death penalty is not a good thing. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
493 Do we appeal the death sentence? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
494 You are making the jury uneasy! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
495 The judge says no hoodies. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
496 Frankly, the hoodie isn't helping. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
497 Is there anything between the Black Death and World War II you're not telling me about. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
498 You sure don't look innocent! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
499 I cannot file to declare you dead until you pay my retainer. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
500 Didn't I advise against wearing the hoodie in court? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
501 A suit and tie wouldn't kill you. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
502 Saying it was his appointed day is not going to get you off 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
503 Honestly, let me handle this. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
504 But, if I plead guilty, the judge will give me 'a Life sentence.' 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
505 Yes, yes, pro bono! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
506 In your case, the death penalty is a winning situation. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
507 Would it have hurt you to wear a suit and tie for once? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
508 The judge says for you to habeas corpus and be quick about it. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
509 When I said 'delete your profile', I meant Facebook. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
510 This may not mean much to you, but your facing life. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
511 You don't have anything else you can wear? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
512 The word is he's a hanging judge. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
513 I know it's just a parking ticket, but you're still looking at manslaughter. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
514 Fortunately this state doesn't have a you penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
515 You know, the blue cloak makes you seem honest. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
516 They have you dead to rights, I'll see if we can settle. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
517 I thought I told you no hoodie. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
518 Not gonna lie, Mr. Reaper. It looks grim. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
519 We're hoping for a hung jury. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
520 When I put you on the stand, just don't look at the jurors. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
521 You could have at least worn a tie. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
522 I'm thinking this is my last case. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
523 If worse comes to worst, you could get life. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
524 I should be able to get you off with a death sentence. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
525 Remember: if the scythe doesn't fit... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
526 You know, the prosecution makes a pretty good point. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
527 No, you can't settle this with a chess match. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
528 This is your first offense, right? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
529 You won't be needed today, it's only traffic court. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
530 They want the You Penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
531 So, you're hoping for the death penalty? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
532 Don't you have a nice blue suit? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
533 What's the worst you can get? Life? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
534 Would it kill you to wear a suit and tie? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
535 No, you can't request a hung jury. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
536 You want to plead 'guilty as sin?' 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
537 Any way you can lose the hoodie? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
538 No, I have not seen any Ingmar Bergman films. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
539 They weren't able to get any prints off of the scythe. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
540 It wouldn’t hurt to smile a little when you testify. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
541 I'll plead you down from grim reaping to simple reaping. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
542 All of our witnesses are dead. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
543 Stop looking at me like that! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
544 They're offering you the death penalty. I recommend you take it. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
545 Try not to look so grim; we will file an appeal. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
546 Under the best case scenario, you’ll get the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
547 Don't worry - 'until death do you part' is now negotiable. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
548 Your business plan is sound. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
549 I'm not worried about the Grim Reaper thing, I'm worried about the hoodie. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
550 I say we go for heaven 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
551 I think 'It's my job' won't work as a line of defense here. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
552 Try to look a little less mortified. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
553 We need to make this guy think he's looking Death right in the face. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
554 Try to maintain eye contact with the jury. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
555 You really gotta stop showing up at the scene of the crime. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
556 Habeas Corpus? Seriously?!? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
557 The caselaw is unsettled as to what a life sentence means in your situation. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
558 On the bright side, your priors are inadmissible. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
559 But wouldn't taking the judges soul just prove their case? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
560 If you insist on testifying on your own behalf, downplay the grim thing and talk up the reaping. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
561 On second thought, I really don't think it's a great idea to call Taxes as a character witness. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
562 Consider yourself dead 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
563 Remember! The longer I live the more I can do for you! 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
564 'Their time was up' is not a good defense. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
565 It would really help your case if you could remember where you left your scythe. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
566 I told you to ditch the hoodie. It scares people. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
567 Seriously, sir. I want the death penalty 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
568 Let's keep the death penalty on the table. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
569 The case is looking grim. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
570 So, you're claiming the guy was dead when you got there? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
571 Guess who's turning state's evidence against you--your good buddy, Taxes. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
572 The hung jury joke might have been a bad call. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
573 I guess no matter what, it's a Death sentence. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
574 Relax--you know you'll never serve life. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
575 I can't emphasize this enough: Eye Contact 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
576 Given ALL of your priors, I have to say, it doesn't look good. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
577 The deal is, if I get you off, I never see you again. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
578 Remember, he was already dead when you got there. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
579 I have to be honest, it's looking pretty grim. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
580 I know you'd prefer a hung jury. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
581 If I get you out of this, can you promise me I'll never see you again? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
582 Don't worry - they can't possibly give you a life sentence. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
583 I'm sorry; life without parole. I know you had your heart set on the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
584 Trust me; loose the hoodie. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
585 I'd suggest you lose the hoodie. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
586 All we have to do is establish reasonable doubt. Please stop looking at the jury. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
587 Trust me, you'll look less guilty with glasses. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
588 You want to offer the Judge 10 MORE years? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
589 I told you not to wear your work clothes to court. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
590 And then you say, "Tobacco? What's that?" 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
591 As your attorney, I must warn you that the court has a strict no hoodie policy. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
592 You may have taken Habeas Corpus a bit too literally 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
593 That's not what I meant by 'professional dress.' 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
594 I'm glad you ditched the scythe, but couldn't you have worn a suit? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
595 Should I bill your corporate or personal account? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
596 We don't have a ghost of a chance. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
597 With this jury, you could get life. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
598 Requesting the death penalty would seem self-serving. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
599 I hope you didn't have anything to do with the deaths of all the jurors. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
600 The judge's ruling is that you cannot bring the scythe with you into the courtroom. It made all of the attorneys nervous, even me. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
601 Don't look so grim, you always win in the end. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
602 Forget about it. He's NOT going to give you life. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
603 As your attorney I have to advise you against telling each member of the court the date of their demise. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
604 Look, we're in lower Manhattan-it'll be a jury of your peers. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
605 You know on the stand, you'll have to bare your soul 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
606 I can't defend you if you keep killing the prosecutors. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
607 I don't think they'll go for involuntary manslaughter. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
608 They got you for tax evasion. You know the saying: you and taxes. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
609 No, you can't be judge, jury, and executioner. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
610 Just don't touch me until after the verdict is read. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
611 Don't mention your day job. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
612 I'm sorry, but "I was just doing my job" is not a valid defense. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
613 Try not to laugh when they ask for the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
614 You're going to need to come up with a better alibi for "where were you on the night that everyone in all of recorded history died?" 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
615 I'd say your prospects look grim. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
616 It would help if your alibi didn't involve killing other people. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
617 Your best defense is that you are a myth. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
618 You tell the judge to go to hell! 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
619 Hopefully, this will be my first--and last--near-death experience. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
620 OK. Check that. Maybe don't look the jury in the eye. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
621 Even you can't dodge taxes. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
622 Let's go with the hoodie on. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
623 So, your plea is justifiable homicide? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
624 OK. Death after life. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
625 Remember, our position is "Scythes kill people." 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
626 Her attorney wants your soul too. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
627 They can't find the bodies you buried, but they've got you on tax evasion. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
628 I can plea bargain for you to avoid yourself. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
629 We're going to ask that your prior record be ruled inadmissible. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
630 Please....no more jokes about a 'hung jury'. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
631 Clients don't usually ask me to argue for "Death". 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
632 The press is going to have a field day if the judge gives you life. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
633 Finding a jury of your peers was hell. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
634 I'll leave the closing arguments to you. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
635 What are your thoughts on the death penalty? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
636 I know Angel Of Death is your real name, let's just go with Irving Lipschitz, like we discussed. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
637 Witnesses! That's what this case is missing and that's why we're going to win! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
638 Yeah, I think it's a possibility that they may consider the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
639 Don't be so grim. We're winning. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
640 Best not to mention that whole, "Black Plague" thing. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
641 I'll do my best, but you may be looking at life. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
642 Guess a death sentence hits close to home, eh? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
643 Your chances of acquittal are grim. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
644 Don't look so grim. I'm sure I can get you off with just the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
645 The "alleged" destroyer of worlds, OK? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
646 Sometimes, it is like looking in a mirror 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
647 Was it the hoodie? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
648 I don't think you will be getting a jury of your peers. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
649 Don't worry - the death penalty is still on the table. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
650 When you identify the perpetrator, don't point. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
651 How do you feel about capital punishment? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
652 The jury does not believe it was suicide. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
653 No. The death penalty is not just a time out. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
654 They're not going to care if it's your job, it's still tampering. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
655 Bad News - they just took the death penalty off the table. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
656 I have to be honest. Things are looking pretty grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
657 Just say that it's a family name. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
658 Cheer up, your chances are pretty grim. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
659 Do you have any cloaks in soothing pastels? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
660 Poker face, not blank stare. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
661 I gather this could end in the death sentence. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
662 Please try to cut back on the ominous pointing today. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
663 Sometimes I have the feeling I'm talking to myself. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
664 The good news is the prosecution will have a difficult time finding witnesses. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
665 We'd have a better chance if your last name wasn't Penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
666 Remind the jury that you also killed Hitler. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
667 Next time don't walk around the suburbs in a hoodie. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
668 So let me see if I understand you. You want to plea me down to death? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
669 'He said that if you harvest one more juror, he's going to hold you in contempt." 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
670 So, the guy was already dead when you got there? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
671 I wouldn't worry about the penalty phase. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
672 It doesn't look good. Instead of the death penalty, they're offering life in prison. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
673 Please tell me you didn't hang the jury. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
674 It would behoove you to not look into the eyes of the jury. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
675 The penalty is severe. You could get life. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
676 Unfortunately they just found the Scythe. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
677 That's not how jury nullification works. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
678 How many times do we need to go over this? "It was his time to go" is not a sound defense. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
679 Okay, if it comes down as a Life Sentence, I'll file a quick appeal and see if I can get you Death. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
680 Things are looking grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
681 Let's make sure we get you a suit for the next court date. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
682 Here's the offer - you plead to one count of murder, and no contest to the other 6,999,999,999 counts. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
683 You are against the death penalty? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
684 I contacted your list of character witnesses, but they all said "Go to hell!" 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
685 Listen buddy, I don't need my soul back. I expect my hourly rate in cash. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
686 No, I maintain that "his time had come" is not an effective defense. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
687 We'll fight to keep the life penalty off the table. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
688 You could get life, but you don't want that, do you? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
689 I thought I told you to ditch the hoodie. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
690 You're facing life. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
691 I advise you to stop pointing at members of the jury. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
692 You know your reputation isn't helping here, right? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
693 Your testimony may have grim reapercussions. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
694 Just don't mention what you do for a living and you'll be fine. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
695 I wouldn't use that expression with this judge. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
696 Have you signed a book deal yet? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
697 The best I can get for you is life without parole. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
698 I think your number of priors are working against you, guy. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
699 I'm with the NRA. We're taking your case pro bono. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
700 Not now--I'm in the middle of a big case. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
701 Sure, I know you'd like a death sentence. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
702 I don't think you have a ghost of a chance. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
703 No, you cannot dig up any witnesses. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
704 I know you invented it. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
705 I'm pretty sure that would be contempt of court. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
706 My hunch is the most submitted caption will be: "Could you act a little less grim?" 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
707 I've got good news, they're seeking the death penalty. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
708 No, that penalty was not named just for you. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
709 Sorry buddy, I think you're getting life. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
710 No, I don't think the robe makes you look "judicial." 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
711 He's going to ask for whom the bell tolls. Whatever you do, don't answer! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
712 You've never before had a restraining order? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
713 I don't think you should testify 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
714 And your profession is still viewed favorable to mine. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
715 Have one of your friends make a visit to Juror #9 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
716 Actually, a habeas corpus motion just might work. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
717 A guilty plea will get you life. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
718 I want a different lawyer for the punishment phase. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
719 In a word, grim. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
720 You of all people should have realized the certainty of taxes 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
721 Try to be a little more approachable in front of the jury. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
722 You're in luck--all their witnesses have mysteriously died. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
723 Now would be a good time to show a little emotion. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
724 Just remember, you're the defense. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
725 I'm afraid the hoodie is a dead giveaway. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
726 So...What do you want to do for lunch? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
727 Saying "Go to Hell" is not interpreted here as "Go home." 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
728 No, I won't tell the judge her time is almost up. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
729 Tax evasion? Really? You of all people should know the certainty of taxes. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
730 Remember, let me do all of the talking 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
731 Juries can be tough on repeat offenders. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
732 OK, I get you 30 years and you give me 30 years and we'll call it even. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
733 I asked you not to wear your hoodie to court. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
734 So you think self defense is the best way to go here? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
735 Lose the hoody 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
736 So how do you feel about the color orange? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
737 Not quite what I meant when I suggested you wear business attire. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
738 Could you have at least worn a tie? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
739 You definitely won't get life. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
740 I can't stop them from referring to it as a penalty. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
741 After careful consideration, I agree that a zero percent contingency fee is an excellent idea. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
742 You should have worn the nice blue suit I got for you and ditched the hoodie. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
743 It's not the hoodie that worries me. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
744 Please stop shouting "But I've killed EVERYONE" 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
745 Deny everything! 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
746 Do you have any dark secrets you'd like to share? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
747 No, I don't want you to get your sickle. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
748 Just doing your job, right? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
749 Don't worry, we're going to appeal the life sentence. I'm gonna get you to death row. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
750 I think you misunderstood me when I said we need to bury the evidence against you, 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
751 How about showing some optimism? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
752 They found the scythe. We need to cop a plea. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
753 Eternity seems a little harsh…Can’t we can plea bargain down to time served in hell? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
754 They're going to push for the you sentence. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
755 Let me do the talking. Nobody wants to hear from you. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
756 Try to look sorry. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
757 We need the jury to see you as a cheerful Reaper. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
758 Don't keep looking at the jurors. It's not helping your case. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
759 Look whose calling who an "empty suit"..... 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
760 Don't worry, you have a solid alibi. Someone else somewhere died at the same time as this victim. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
761 That witness is looking a little sick. Need I say more? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
762 It's a death penalty case. You win either way. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
763 Unfortunately, some of the jurors are against the death penalty. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
764 Juror number three is pro life. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
765 That outfit makes you look guilty 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
766 Because he was just so annoying? That's our defense? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
767 Remember, you were just the messenger. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
768 Well, when you think about, the death penalty is not all that bad for you really. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
769 I told you to wear a suit and tie during the trial 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
770 You wait until now to tell me you did do it! 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
771 The worst sentence you could get is life. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
772 Try not to look at the jury. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
773 Think positive! 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
774 I know you are homesick, but you can't get the death penalty for speeding! 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
775 The death penalty is off the table since you are not an MD, and thus not qualified to perform assisted suicide. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
776 Contrary to your objections, I still intend to argue for life. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
777 ''She claims you were a big facetime fan.'' 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
778 Worst case scenario, you'll be sentenced to life. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
779 It would help your case if you stopped slowly pointing at each member of the jury. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
780 I WANT A DIFFERENT LAWYER. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
781 Remember. Project a positive image for the jury. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
782 Any prior convictions? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
783 Wear a suit and tie tomorrow, okay? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
784 Trust me, he won't hold you in contempt. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
785 Don't worry, defending serial killers is my specialty! 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
786 Stay calm. A 'hung jury' is just a figure of speech. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
787 Not a word. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
788 No. Even if you plead guilty, they can't give you life. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
789 The good news is you'll never get life. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
790 Sorry, it's a life sentence. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
791 Good news. It's the death penalty. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
792 Was a suit and tie too much to ask? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
793 Self-defense is going to be a tough sell. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
794 I told you the judge would not appreciate you wearing a matching robe. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
795 Problem with all your alibi witnesses... 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
796 Well, for you, it's not so much a penalty. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
797 In your case, capital punishment may not apply 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
798 Joint custody is off the table. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
799 At least the death penalty is off the table. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
800 I'm assuming that you'll be fine with the death penalty. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
801 You know, it's not like pleading guilty is going to kill you 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
802 I told you to wear a sweater vest. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
803 Is that "really" listed on your job description( 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
804 Not sure I like our chances, you literally hung the jury. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
805 Don't tell the judge you knew his mother. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
806 I think it's best you don't testify. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
807 We are merely going to suggest that the scythe could have been planted at the scene. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
808 What have you got to lose? Go for the death penalty. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
809 This time, don't hang the jury until after they announce the verdict. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
810 You do know "kill me now" is just a figure of speech, right? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
811 Don't be so grim, I still have two more kids to put through College 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
812 You're not proud, are you? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
813 Next time wear a tie. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
814 Are you certain that you're certain? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
815 Perhaps we should discuss a plea bargain. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
816 Can I just plea without the bargain? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
817 No. Look, it's a civil case--he doesn't get the death penalty if you win. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
818 Actually, I've never had a client sentence the judge to death before. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
819 When the sentence is death, I need you to act surprised. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
820 And if I lose my case? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
821 No. I don't think telling them that it's your job is a good idea. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
822 So what it's a death penalty case. What do you care? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
823 I should warn you that everyone is trying to cheat you 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
824 I don't think 'it's inevitable' is a winning defense. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
825 Remember, this is just a formality. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
826 You're killing me here. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
827 Yeah, keep staring real hard at the jury members. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
828 Sorry. Only the judge is allowed to wear a robe. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
829 I think I can get this judge to give you life. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
830 No - they don't give the death penalty for jay walking in this state. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
831 As your counsel, I strongly advise you not to always close your statements with 'because I can'. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
832 "Could you at least have worn a tie"! 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
833 Didn't I tell you to wear your blue suit and tie to court today? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
834 With the death penalty on the table, I feel like this is a conflict of interest. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
835 Be prepared to reap only what you sue. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
836 You say it's pronounced "Deeth?" 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
837 Just out of curiosity, what's going to happen when you place your hand on the Bible? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
838 Their not buying your "Devil made me do it" defense. What else ya got? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
839 For the last time, 'I don't know how to do anything else,' is NOT a defense. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
840 Your prospects look grim. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
841 I'd say getting the death sentence is a win-win. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
842 If you want people to believe you're innocent, the hoodie has to go. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
843 I think I can get it knocked down to aggravated assault. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
844 The outlook of your case is very grim. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
845 I thought we agreed on the frilly pink blouse. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
846 We're going with the empty suit defense. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
847 When Her Honor recesses for lunch, we need to get you a tie! 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
848 They'll drop the charges if you help with these 7,000 cold cases. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
849 So, you're okay with the death penalty? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
850 As your council I think its best not bring up Obi-Wan Kenobi 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
851 We'll have to move to a state that allows death 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
852 This issue has been briefed to death. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
853 I'm sorry, but they want you to do life. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
854 Don't look any juror in the eye. And it would help if you could be a little less grim. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
855 It's best if you remain silent about your occupation. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
856 'Just doing my job' is no defense. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
857 I thought you said Christmas Past could give you an alibi 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
858 Ironically, this isn't a death-penalty state, so you don't have to worry about that. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
859 Are you sure nobody saw your face? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
860 I know, I know, Death waits for no man. But we gotta break for lunch at some point. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
861 Remember, you were just the lackey who delivered fresh souls to Satan. Eternal damnation was his idea. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
862 You're probably looking at the death penalty. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
863 They call me the Grim Briefer. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
864 Unfortunately, they can still charge with tax evasion. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
865 That's your idea of business casual? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
866 When you're up on the stand, try not to look like you're dead. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
867 Great news--the prosecution wants you to get life. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
868 Relax. Last year I got the Four Horsemen off with nothing more than probation. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
869 I'd advise you to lose the hoodie before the jury is seated. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
870 Maybe we say it's just a hoodie. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
871 You can kill me, but I can audit you. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
872 The judge said that you have no appeal. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
873 Good news....death penalty's off the table. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
874 "He Who Must Not Be Named" won't fly. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
875 When you look at the jury, try not to look so grim. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
876 Let's leave jury selection to me. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
877 I thought we agreed that you were going to wear a suit today. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
878 Look if we lose it's not going to kill you. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
879 No. I wouldn't suggest you try to make eye contact with the jurors. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
880 Apparently Ingmar Bergman's motion is still under court review..... 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
881 When you glance at the jurors you need to look less grim. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
882 You might've expected the metal detector to pick up the scythe. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
883 The Image Consultant said we should have gone with a blue oxford. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
884 I am just not sure that it is a good idea for you to take the stand in your own defense 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
885 You'll want to say you use the scythe as a weed eater. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
886 But you never actually killed anybody, right? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
887 You realize you're facing life? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
888 He'll commute your sentence if you give him ten years. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
889 When you testify, try to convey your repentance. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
890 My fault -- I did tell you to dress in business attire. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
891 Maybe you should wear a tie. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
892 Don't worry. I'll kill him on the cross-exam. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
893 They want you to serve five to ten, but I think we can get them to agree to the death penalty. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
894 Remember, I'll do all the talking. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
895 Hang on, I've got a killer objection to make. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
896 This place attracts a lot of movers and shakers. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
897 Ditching the scythe was a good first step. Now about the hoodie... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
898 Let me get this right. You want a stay of execution? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
899 They're going for your penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
900 Yes, your best chance at this point would be a hung jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
901 Your moral objections to the death penalty are surprising, but duly noted. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
902 We need the jury on your side. Relax, smile, and stop killing them. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
903 You should plea 'guilty' and hope for the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
904 You're early--the penalty phase comes after the verdict." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
905 Please just stop with the, "I am death," speech. Okay? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
906 If you're lucky, sentencing will take an eternity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
907 I know you feel strongly about the hoody but generally a jury is swayed by some positive eye contact. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
908 You look very grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
909 Pretty safe to say the death penalty is off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
910 They can see the guilt on your face." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
911 You're right. Hung jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
912 It's not that Grim... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
913 Court's split 4-4. You don't look surprised. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
914 What is this Ebeneezer Scrooge guy going to testify about? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
915 Sure, mortality is inevitable, but it's not a defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
916 If it breaks our way you could get life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
917 Mr Reaper, I wouldn't advise taking the fifth if I were you... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
918 Bad idea telling the jury ‘All will come to me in the end’ 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
919 Try not to look so grim. Juries notice things like that. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
920 OK, OK, we'll try for 'manslaughter' 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
921 Just because that particular sentence is named after you doesn't mean we're doomed from the start. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
922 I think we should take the plea deal. They've got a pretty strong case 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
923 Watch out for Juror #4. Her grandmother just died. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
924 I'm sorry but this state no longer has the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
925 I just really think you should have gone with a coat and tie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
926 I'm going to ask that you pay my bill before you testify. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
927 Mr. Reaper, the judge is going to send you away for a long time unless you send him away for a long time...if you get my drift. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
928 This case will be so famous, they're going to name the penalty after you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
929 Remember, you've never owned a scythe. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
930 Looks like it's life for you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
931 No, we could not find one juror who had not experienced your work in their own lives. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
932 If asked, you used the scythe for harvesting wheat. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
933 Let's discuss the meaning of "life". 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
934 We'll plea-bargain for death. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
935 Calm down, I'm pretty sure the death penalty isn't an option. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
936 I'm actually just entering this to test something on the site sorry Colin 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
937 It's immaterial to try to get life. 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
938 Shouting "death to all mortals" really isn't helping your case, Larry. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
939 You know, this time, it's not your place to judge. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
940 Wear gloves when you place your hand on the bible. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
941 Just keep a blank face. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
942 O.K!, O.K!, pro bono it is. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
943 The bad news...you got Death...the good news...you are Death. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
944 This time on the stand, try not to look so grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
945 I'm going to be honest -- it's looking grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
946 Finding an unbiased jury might be a problem. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
947 Do you think they'll sentence me to life? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
948 I think we'll just skip the character witness part. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
949 Ironically, they're giving you life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
950 Just think of it this way, a life time career doing what you love. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
951 I told you the scythe wouldn't make it past security. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
952 I think it would be in your best interest to avoid using your nickname. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
953 I think we should go with the insanity plea. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
954 Well, the jury really heard our expert on the constitutional right to own and use a scythe, and I think it would be a huge mistake to put you on the stand. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
955 So, you WANT the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
956 This is traffic court. The death penalty case is down the hall. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
957 What exactly do you mean, "bored to death"? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
958 No, death without parole isn't an option. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
959 Relax. You look nothing like the police sketch. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
960 The judge gave you life...but don't worry, it isn't what you think. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
961 You're sure you want to plead not guilty"? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
962 I'm not going to lie - things look pretty grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
963 What do you mean who's taking over the case once I'm gone? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
964 I'd prefer a hung jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
965 Character witnesses may be an issue. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
966 The brothers will accept $50,000 and you agree to be called simply "The Reaper" from now on. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
967 Don't worry. All they care about is the Panama accounts. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
968 No. I deliver the closing statement. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
969 Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty on the grounds that he was just doing his job. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
970 You don't agree with a stay of execution? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
971 I strongly advise that you leave the hood on. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
972 You may have to face a jury 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
973 We'll convince the jury that "wrongful" is hate speech. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
974 Opposing counsel is willing to cut a deal...his mother-in-law lives at 42 Maple Lane. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
975 I thought we talked about the hoodie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
976 Remember, if the hood don't fit.....you must acquit......! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
977 Soooo, no matter which way the jury goes, we're OK. Right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
978 My strategy is to just buy us a little more time. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
979 Ok i admit when the marriage vow said 'Til Death Us Do Part' i didn't think i would be paying you $300 an hour to make it happen! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
980 The worst they can give you is life, so you'll be out in no time at all. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
981 No fingerprints on the scythe - we're good. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
982 Your scythe is being held as evidence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
983 It may be advantageous if you remove the hoodie and stop the moaning sounds, your frightening everyone in the courtroom. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
984 Of course I'm qualified, in my last case I was the Devil's advocate. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
985 I'm feeling sort of grim about the verdict. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
986 I thought we talked about wearing a hoodie to court... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
987 No, it is not customary for the defendant to shake the prosecutor’s hand when the trial is over. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
988 On the flip side, you did invent the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
989 This is New York; they abolished the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
990 The DA says he won't plea bargain with death. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
991 I’ll take the part on tax evasion. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
992 Don't worry... I have a Plan B. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
993 not a good time to announce you support the death penalty 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
994 According to my file, the prosecution rests tomorrow. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
995 Counsel. Explain to me please how "Life plus 25 " works again. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
996 This judge has no soul 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
997 Worst case, they give you life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
998 The prosecution took the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
999 You couldn't have worn a suit? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1000 Yes, the jury of your peers means 12 people just like you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1001 Not to worry. Celebrity defendants never get convicted. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1002 No fingerprints on the sickle, right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1003 Would you be willing to do community service? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1004 Actually, it doesn't matter if you are death destroyer of worlds - she still gets the house 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1005 I told you, lose the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1006 It's not the killing, it's the blatant age discrimination that's going to be problematic. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1007 I know, I know. I'm annoyed it's called a penalty, too. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1008 I always knew this job would kill me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1009 I think Habeas Corpus is the best way to go here... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1010 Let's forget about eye contact with the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1011 You're not the type to hold a grudge are you? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1012 You have to give them Taxes, it's our only chance. 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1013 We lucked out. The judge is dead. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1014 I just don't think an assisted suicide defense is going to work in your case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1015 Can you hear me now? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1016 Thanks for leaving the scythe in the car. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1017 With a little luck, we can cop a plea and get you life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1018 I don't care if it was his time, do not kill any more of the jurors. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1019 Trust me. It's called the metaphor defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1020 I'm not sure calling Pestilence, War and Famine as character witnesses was the best idea. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1021 In my opinion...... your chances are grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1022 Remember, you lost your head in a moment of passion. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1023 You certainly don't seem too concerned about the death sentence 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1024 How about, "If the hood fits, you must acquit." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1025 Yes, but, 'Death comes for all' is not a legal defense. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1026 It's looking . . . well . . . grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1027 But really, would the death sentence be so bad? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1028 Without the scythe I don’t think they have a case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1029 So it's not exactly a jury of your peers... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1030 I don't think "I was profiled because I was wearing a hoodie." is a winning defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1031 I told you this job was soul-sucking. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1032 I can't object. It's actually called the Death Penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1033 I have to be honest, the outlook is grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1034 I think it might be best if we just have you plead the fifth. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1035 I don't think 'just doing my job' is a sound defense in this case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1036 Unfortunately, it's death AND taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1037 Try smiling. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1038 Well, who else can we pin it on? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1039 Tomorrow, wear a suit. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1040 It all depends if Jimmy Hoffa's body is where you say it is 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1041 You didn't tell me about your record. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1042 To get a reduced sentence, you'll have to tell the court where all the bodies are buried. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1043 Inevitability is not a defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1044 I'm sorry, but you don't have a snowball's chance in hell. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1045 so tell me about your depression 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1046 To be honest, I'd be surprised if you get life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1047 They ran face-recognition software on the surveillance footage, and for you it's looking pretty grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1048 Stop looking so happy when they discuss a possible death sentence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1049 We're trying to put a good face on your case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1050 Just take the fifth if you're asked about taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1051 I know you're experienced, but I'll do the closing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1052 You did say you were innocent, right? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1053 Good news--they'll settle for a restraining order. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1054 On second thought, the maximum sentence might be OK. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1055 My best advice? Be not proud. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1056 So what makes you think you were profiled? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1057 That wasn't what I meant by "strike that juror." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1058 Even with a consecutive life sentence, you'll be out in a day. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1059 I have to warn you, this could become pretty grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1060 Why didn't you tell me about the scythe? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1061 Nobody avoids taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1062 So you can just part us, like, legally, right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1063 Well yes, the Second Circuit is certainly an advocate for karma, but it unfortunately does not tolerate the use of a scythe on a trader outside Delmonico's. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1064 You want a change of venue to where? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1065 Relax. They couldn't find any DNA on the scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1066 I stronly suggest losing the hoodie, Mr. Reaper. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1067 You better let me do the talking. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1068 I’m sorry, I can’t object every time someone implies that murder is bad. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1069 the good news is no one got a clear look at the suspect's face. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1070 Yeah, it's the truth, but saying "No one here gets out alive" does nothing for your defence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1071 I don’t care if it’s your “brand.” We’re trying to beat a wrongful death charge and you’re not helping. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1072 Would it have killed you to have worn a suit? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1073 Just keep that sweet, innocent look. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1074 It's all come down to the eyewitness. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1075 We're short on character witnesses. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1076 No fingerprints! No problem! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1077 Just so you know, that getup is not helping your case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1078 The outlook is grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1079 Relax. You were just doing your job. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1080 So your saying they got the wrong guy? Your Jim Reaper? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1081 Remember, he was dead before you got there. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1082 We like your positive message about capital punishment; we just don't think you're the right messenger. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1083 I don't think they'll go for a "life" sentence in your case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1084 The jury isn't buying it -- cheating death just isn't a crime 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1085 I think we'll go with the 'I was just doing my job' defense. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1086 Well, since there's only one of you, a jury of your peers turned out to be 12 tax lawyers. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1087 Well, at least we don't have to worry about capital punishment. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1088 Right now it's a divorce case. Come back later. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1089 Please stop snickering at "death penalty." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1090 I advise that you don't take the stand. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1091 Don't give me that look 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1092 They want you to try on the glove. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1093 No- I decide which jurors to eliminate 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1094 Death and taxes, I'm sure you've heard the expression before. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1095 I'm sorry Mr. Reaper, "You were just doing your job" is not a defense we can win with. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1096 Would it have killed you to wear a coat and tie? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1097 They've offered to take the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1098 Worst case? You get life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1099 Yes, you can plead self-defense if you're not bothered by loud laughter. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1100 Sooner or later, you're going to have to face it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1101 I'm not going to lie. It is looking pretty grim..... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1102 Frankly Mr. Zimmerman, I don't see how this helps your case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1103 try to look on the bright side 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1104 I AM the death penalty 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1105 It would be counterproductive to tell the judge you know where he lives. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1106 So, let me get this right, you WANT the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1107 Remember you didn't do a thing. You were just the welcome committee. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1108 Judge Reynolds spares no one. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1109 Juror number seven? Tonight? Wow, what are the odds? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1110 OK, that might work, but what about taxes? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1111 What's the worst that could happen? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1112 It's obviously a case of mistaken identity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1113 What's the catch? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1114 They want to know if Grim Reaper is an alias? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1115 What happens if the sentence is life imprisonment? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1116 I can't keep objecting each time they say, "Death Penalty." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1117 OK, with the next witness, please say "I'll see you later" with a bit less enthusiasm. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1118 I'll get it reduced to life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1119 Remember, it's "Your Honor" not "You're next" 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1120 Thanks for not bringing the scythe today. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1121 I'll ask for an adjournment to save face 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1122 Try not to point at this new judge. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1123 Well maybe you should have thought of that before you decided to shake hands with my witnesses. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1124 dont worry you will get time off for good behaviour 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1125 Relax, we've been through this billions of times. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1126 Don't be offended. They say everyone is innocent until proven guilty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1127 Remember, it's important to make eye contact with the jury 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1128 Like I said, you can’t plead 'its my job.' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1129 You're lookin' at life. Which could be a good thing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1130 Ok good news: she gets the house, but you get the Anne Geddes Calendar collection 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1131 Are you sure the judge will be lenient because you're related? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1132 Charlie, most people who plead not-guilty wear suits. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1133 And taxes. Two things, remember? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1134 We could have a problem with the "corpus" part of the writ. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1135 You're looking at five to eternity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1136 The IRS will find YOU if you don't pay your taxes 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1137 Hung Jury is just an expression. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1138 My suggesting to "Dress to Kill" was a metaphor. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1139 Don't give me that blank look. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1140 Well, so much for Deflategate, coach-- but next time, ditch the hoodie 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1141 ALL of them? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1142 If the scythe don't fit, you must acquit! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1143 I told you the metal detectors might get your sickle. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1144 Their facial-recognition evidence is pretty thin. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1145 Did you even bother to look in the mirror this morning? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1146 Please stop giggling every time the word death is mentioned. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1147 Just because it's a death penalty case doesn't mean I need a second chair! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1148 Insanity is okay, but inevitability will get you life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1149 Just telling you, this judge doesn't like hoodies 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1150 It's going well. This jury isn't going to vote against you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1151 If we plea bargain now I can get you life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1152 No, Grim, I told you - you're just a humble farmer. The sickle had beat juice on it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1153 We gotta get you on the stand and erase the jury's preconceived bias. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1154 Honestly, your outfit is a little much. I suppose I should just be glad you didn't wear your #NoLivesMatter t-shirt to court. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1155 No, I don't know why they call it a penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1156 I'm sure we can get it bumped down to three trillion counts of murder instead of five. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1157 I find it interesting that you call me an "empty suit." 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1158 Professional courtesy doesn’t exempt you from taxes. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1159 Can you repeat that? This time, without the echo............ 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1160 Yes, I know what happens if we lose. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1161 So, ummm, how do you feel about the death penalty? I would advise you to refrain from calling the death penalty, simply another day at the office. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1162 If they ask what you do for a living, ix-nay on the eth-day. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1163 If you lose the hood we might be able to get a conviction on the haircut. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1164 Worst case scenario? You could get a life sentence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1165 In your case I think going for the death penalty is overkill. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1166 It'd look better if you had a living alibi. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1167 I think you're beyond double jeopardy. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1168 I'm glad I've got you as my lawyer. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1169 You can't wear the same clothes you were seen wearing in the CCTV. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1170 Sure it is all circumstantial but you have to admit you have been present at an awful out of murders 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1171 Anybody see you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1172 When I get close to you, I can hear the ocean. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1173 We're pushing for death with parole, but it doesn't look promising. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1174 By the way, for my fee...I'd like my soul back. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1175 Don't worry, I'm experienced in wrongful termination. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1176 Don't worry, I'm excellent at playing the devil's advocate 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1177 Self defense. Really??? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1178 May I suggest more contemporary attire once the jury has been seated..? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1179 And whatever you do, do not stare at the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1180 Well at least I can help you save face. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1181 Perhaps you don't understand. In your case the death penalty is considered a punishment. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1182 I like the new haircut! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1183 I told you business casual! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1184 I think I can get it down to manslaughter. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1185 You've an appointment with me? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1186 If they ask about Scalia, plead the Fifth. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1187 You'll either get a life sentence or the death penalty. So it's a win-win. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1188 Just say you're looking for the real killers. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1189 I think we can cut a deal if you let some of them live 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1190 My top priority is making sure you don't get the you penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1191 Apparently, in this country, taxes are more certain than death. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1192 If you don't show remorse, we can still get you the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1193 I think keeping the scythe out of sight would be a very good idea. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1194 It's looking grim, Grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1195 Loose the hoodie. It makes you look too Silicon Valley. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1196 All things considered, 30 years isn't so bad. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1197 Again - NO - we are not asking for the death penalty! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1198 Yes, I think having one of them drop dead would be considered "jury tampering." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1199 Are you here for me or my case? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1200 They can't implement the death penalty unless you commit suicide. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1201 If they give you the death penalty, try not to do your happy dance. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1202 Telling the jury that they are welcome to the dark side is not a good idea! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1203 Just say you are self employed. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1204 Are you still there? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1205 Deny, deny, deny 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1206 Bad news, you could get life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1207 How do you know the jury is hung? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1208 You didn't tell me you had actual skeletons in your closet. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1209 No - Death and Taxes, not Death or Taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1210 When you said underworld, I thought you meant mob related. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1211 Sorry; this state does not have the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1212 The jury sent out a note asking what the death penalty would mean in your case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1213 They still haven't found a motive. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1214 Remember, the victim touched you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1215 I assume you're not concerned about the death penalty... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1216 " The best we can do is Life without any chance of parole". 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1217 So ... worst-case scenario. What are we looking at here? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1218 Wait a minute...you want the Death Penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1219 You really need to stop giggling every time the prosecutor mentions the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1220 These wrongful death cases can be tricky 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1221 When you take the stand, don't say, "He had it coming." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1222 Would it have killed you to wear a tie and jacket? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1223 The hoodie thing hasn't worked well for my previous clients. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1224 So the plea is, you go free and everyone lives, right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1225 Although you usually command respect, Senate committees talk over everyone. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1226 As your attorney, I strongly advise that you stop making eye contact with the jurors. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1227 They'll settle for another 10 years. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1228 I think it's better if you don't testify. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1229 As my attorney, you said you could make this all go away. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1230 Remember, you've never seen that scythe in your life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1231 My people do not communicat well with your people. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1232 Well..do I even have time to finish this brief? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1233 You've got a little something between your teeth. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1234 Well, at least we can be assured that Capital Punishment is off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1235 Can you drum up some character references? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1236 Are you sure they didn't get a good look at your face? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1237 I don't think they'll be seeking the death penalty again. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1238 I don't think smiling at the jury is helping our case 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1239 No pun intended, but our chances look grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1240 Laughing when the judge says death sentence? Not our best move. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1241 The statute of limitations covers most of these. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1242 I suggest a plea of not guilty by reason of inevitability. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1243 Why can't you tell them who's on first? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1244 You're looking at the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1245 I'm not sure the occupational hazard exception applies in your case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1246 Try to look friendly. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1247 Remember, their fate was determined before you came upon the scene. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1248 I have no objection to the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1249 I should have said more like what -I- would wear to work. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1250 A hung jury is a win for us. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1251 We're going with the "it was their time" defense. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1252 Reject the premise of existence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1253 She'll return your scythe in exchange for her The Walking Dead DVDs. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1254 No, I don't think asking for life in prison will get you off the hook. 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1255 The case is circumstantial at best. No one ever saw your face. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1256 We like to refer to it as "paying backward". 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1257 The average age of the jury is 85. What do YOU think the chance of your getting a favorable verdict are? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1258 They want you to take off your hoodie 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1259 You do realize that my client is charged with loitering, don't you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1260 I'm trying to convince them to give you the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1261 You have got to tell me now. Do you ever carry a scythe? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1262 We can't plead insanity for ALL of them 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1263 Geez, are you that afraid to face the jury! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1264 I think that you are carrying this "Hoodie" look a little to far. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1265 In your case, the death penalty might be preferable to jail time. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1266 Of course I trust in your innocence, but I beg you to look the other way! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1267 Bad news. They're going for the 'you' penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1268 No, the teeth are fine. Juries like toothy. But let's just get you some wax lips, eh? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1269 There's no getting around this. You're going to have to put your hand on the Bible. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1270 Cheer up, I think we can get it reduced to manslaughter. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1271 Mr. Death, as your counsel I STRONGLY urge you to plead the fifth. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1272 I think I'd like a new tax attorney 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1273 Yes, it's slimming, but it's not helping your defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1274 Yes, but there's a difference between looking serious and looking grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1275 Looks like you'll have plenty of time for chess. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1276 Yes, I understand that a life sentence is not your first choice. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1277 They'll drop everything else, but you can't avoid the tax charge. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1278 I can't guarantee you life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1279 This is not what I meant when I said I needed a dramatic closing. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1280 It's not looking good. Throw a kiss to Juror #6. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1281 So, if I win this case, you'll pay a visit to the senior partners? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1282 The presiding judge is pro-life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1283 I think I can get you life. Will that be weird? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1284 I said you may take the fifth not Judge Fitch. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1285 No DNA, no fingerprints, no positive ID – we’ll beat this easy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1286 I'll try to get you the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1287 Just try not to look guilty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1288 You're right--it's pointless to try to get the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1289 We're getting some push back on work release. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1290 I'll sum up for the jury and you take the penalty phase. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1291 No, you cannot plead "taking a holiday." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1292 You're lucky. In this state, there's no death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1293 In witness protection people won't recognize you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1294 I'm told the DA really wants to win this one. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1295 The best I could do is life in prison. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1296 The whole AARP chapter filed a no contact order against you. 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1297 You just killed your chance for an acquittal. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1298 Just hang in there. A slap on the wrist, collect your scythe from the evidence drawer, and you'll be on your way 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1299 Pretrial focus groups found your outfit off-putting. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1300 Remember, when you take the stand don't act proud. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1301 "Death comes for us all" is not a good defense. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1302 Just remember, you were home with your mother watching Judge Judy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1303 And don't forget, whatever you do don't look the jury in the eye. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1304 Your chances look grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1305 It's all circumstantial. No skin on the hands means no fingerprints on the scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1306 Make it look like the sickle doesn't fit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1307 We're getting killed. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1308 The verdict is looking grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1309 No, I'm afraid we can't plead inevitability. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1310 Given the number of victims, I don't think we can expect much leniency. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1311 "It will go better if you don't say "over your dead body" to the judge again. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1312 I need you to look alive when you take the stand. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1313 That's not what they mean by "hung jury." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1314 Any chance juror #6 won't still be with us by the end of the trial? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1315 I haven't seen you since the tobacco trial, how the kids? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1316 And please stop telling me things are looking grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1317 The plaintiff is having trouble facing you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1318 I told them your scythe was a farm implement but they are insisting that it's an offensive weapon 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1319 The prosecution has agreed to take the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1320 I told you not to face the jury. 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1321 You should be more worried about the tax evasion charge. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1322 He's not buying the "It's my job" argument. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1323 Just tell the jury that, "the devil is in the details"! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1324 It's "So help me God." You don't have to mean it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1325 'So...any good news !" 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1326 I can get you life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1327 I can promise you one thing, you won't get life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1328 I don't think that,'It was his time', is an adequate defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1329 Chances are, you'll really like Death Row. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1330 Seriously, don't worry about this. Trump sues everybody. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1331 When I said dress for court, I just assumed you understood that meant lose the hoodie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1332 I am afraid I will not be be able to represent you post-mortem 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1333 It doesn't look good. The judge was a huge David Bowie fan. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1334 You're taking this 'See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil' thing a little too far. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1335 I'm going to try and get the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1336 The judge wants to know where you got the robe with the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1337 I asked you to wear a tie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1338 No, I'm sorry this is not a death penalty state. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1339 Apparently, the court is having a problem finding unbiased jurors. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1340 I think the best we can hope for is a hung jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1341 Look on the bright side; the death penalty is probably out. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1342 You think Juror Six can be gotten to? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1343 Be sure to make eye contact with the jurors. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1344 Well, it's "death penalty" with a lower-case "d" so your brand is still safe. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1345 You're sure you want to go for the death sentence? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1346 I think you will get life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1347 Don't blame me. I told you there's no way to avoid your taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1348 Just don't make eye contact with the jurors. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1349 No, you can't "recuse" the judge. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1350 They found taxes inevitable, so we have a good chance. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1351 Unfortunately, the judge does not believe the rule against perpetuities applies. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1352 I know there's nothing wrong with a hoodie, but could you try to wear a suit when you testify? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1353 The verdict could be grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1354 That's not what a hung jury means. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1355 I don't care about your image. Take the manslaughter plea. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1356 I can get the death cases thrown out, but tax evasion.... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1357 I think I can get you the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1358 We need a change of venue--any place that's not Florida. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1359 When I said we wanted a hung jury, I didn't mean it literally. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1360 You will be less threatening to the jury without the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1361 Just doing your job? Nobody’s gonna buy that one. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1362 The penalty is death, but we'll argue for time served. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1363 It's not you. It's your name. This is a political correctness trial. They now want to call you, "The Reaper". 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1364 I think we can pretty much rule out the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1365 ...and try not to look so guilty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1366 Don't worry, I think you'll get life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1367 Mr. Reaper, as your counsel, I am advising to stop claiming that you oversee all "encryptions". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1368 Your email is Death@gmail.com? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1369 I get it, believe me, 25 to life is ironic. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1370 How does life without parole sound to YOU? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1371 I thought I told you to put on a suit and tie. 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1372 At least death is off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1373 I'm so sorry. You're facing life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1374 Taking this deal will help eradicate life in prison. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1375 On the positive side, your priors are inadmissible. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1376 We've discussed this already, that would be considered Jury tampering. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1377 Unless they can somehow tie the scythe to you, there's a good chance of acquittal. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1378 I don't think the jury is buying that the scythe belonged to "a friend". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1379 I wouldn't worry about the death penalty because, well, you know. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1380 No, Blue Oyster Cult performing "Don't Fear the Reaper" wouldn't qualify as character witness testimony. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1381 Some good news: they don't have fingerprints. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1382 A death sentence is the least of our worries 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1383 If they ask you anything about Scalia, you answer: "On the advice of my counsel I respectfully exercise my fifth amendment right and decline to answer that question." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1384 The chances of a conviction are grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1385 I see where you're coming from and I don't like it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1386 Wear a suit next time. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1387 You have the right to remain silent.....but NOT invisible. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1388 No, you don't get off if the judge dies. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1389 Look, I can buy you some time, but you're gonna have to pay those back taxes. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1390 A death sentence will not change your life in any way. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1391 I thought you'd buried the evidence 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1392 Trust me! If the court can turn a corporation into a person, it can turn you into one, too. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1393 The offer is"Death without the possibility of parole". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1394 Must it always be the death penalty? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1395 It he DNA tests on the scythe were negative. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1396 We're hoping to keep the scythe out of evidence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1397 We win this in the sentencing phase. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1398 What do you mean by jury of your peers? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1399 Bad news. The police found the scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1400 What the judge is trying to say - you cant go round killing people willy nilly. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1401 Maybe we should stop insisting on a jury of your peers. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1402 Listen Grim, I'm the king of Trademark law and I say you invented the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1403 Are you here to tell me I'm on death row? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1404 If you cooperate, they'll take you off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1405 When the DA asks you your occupation, say you work for a collection agency. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1406 The death sentence is off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1407 What do you mean you feel this is a case of profiling? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1408 What are you going to do when I tell you "Face the jury" ? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1409 Our empty suit approach seems to work. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1410 I know you're the executioner - I'm worried about the judge and jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1411 Luckily for you, it won't be hard to find a jury of your peers in this jurisdiction. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1412 So, no matter what happens, we’re still good, right? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1413 When you're on the stand remember, it was Jimmy's scythe 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1414 The prosecution claims they can connect you to any murder. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1415 In your case, I'd say dress for the sentence you want and not the job you have. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1416 Death penalty? I don't think so. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1417 Remember, I'll do the talking. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1418 I'll claim you're being framed because of the hoodie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1419 Remember, you were at home watching “What Not to Wear.” 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1420 I thought we had a chance until you told the jury, 'I'll get you all someday.' 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1421 It is very nice to meet you too. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1422 You may be a good teacher, but you still killed all your students. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1423 I don't think it's wise to tell each juror when you intend to visit them. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1424 They didn't see your face so I think we're OK 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1425 If the jury comes back with the life penalty, we'll appeal it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1426 Could you stop glancing at the judge and then checking your watch? It's not helping us. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1427 You are the last client I will take on before my retirement. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1428 There is no higher court. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1429 I know its not a jury of your peers... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1430 What do you mean you can't do life? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1431 "Whatever you do, don't smile at the jury". 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1432 Remember, call it the "Estate Tax." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1433 It's the state that asks for the death penalty, not the defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1434 I hear the jury is pro-life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1435 Did anyone see you in Samarra? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1436 So, you are OK with the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1437 I'm going to push the rationale that a death sentence would be superfluous. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1438 When I said 'business attire' I meant a suit. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1439 Yes, of course, my fee is negotiable. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1440 ...don't even think about it 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1441 I still think a suit and tie would work better. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1442 You might get life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1443 To be honest, you look like a good candidate for the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1444 I really don't think we should use Satan as a witness. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1445 I hope you are here to testify. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1446 Are you the habaes or the corpus? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1447 They are requesting you wear a glove. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1448 Please don't look the jurors in the eye. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1449 I think we can get it reduced to manslaughter. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1450 It wouldn't have killed you to put on a coat and tie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1451 And what happens if you do get the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1452 your hoodie will just prejudice the jury 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1453 Habeas Corpus not Rigor Mortis 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1454 I don't think calling Satan as a character witness was such a good idea. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1455 I can see the headline now: Death Gets Life 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1456 Seriously? A hoodie? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1457 Of course they took it away from you. What do you expect? You just harvested half the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1458 Legally changing your name will not alter people's perception of you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1459 Try not to look so grim when I put you on the stand. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1460 Is there something about losing a chess game that you didn't tell me about? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1461 You've got a bit of an image problem. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1462 I'm sorry, but "its my thing" is not a defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1463 If we're lucky...they"ll offer a death sentence 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1464 I just noticed: there's nothing in your black hole. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1465 The jury needs to see your lighter side. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1466 How many times do we have to go over this? It's you AND taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1467 File a motion to kill this next witness. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1468 We might have a problem getting the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1469 Do you care if the prosecutor is seeking the death penalty? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1470 I'd prefer a life sentence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1471 Death....you need to take the stand....You are facing life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1472 Let's just hope for a hung jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1473 You could be sentenced to life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1474 Your win would be my loss. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1475 To win this thing, we'll need to show the jury the sensitive soul behind that horrifying abyss you call a face. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1476 I think you should try losing the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1477 Skid marks before the skunk. Yes, yes I've heard that one too. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1478 The evidence is pretty damning. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1479 Worst case scenario eternity without parole. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1480 We probably can't argue mistaken identity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1481 Yes, this is a death penalty jurisdiction. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1482 Good news. One of the jurors is an undertaker. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1483 I think the death penalties a given. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1484 I'm going for the death sentence. It's your only way out. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1485 It's looking good, still no available witnesses. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1486 With any luck, we'll get you life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1487 You can't hang the jury yourself. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1488 A guilty verdict won't be a problem for you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1489 Offshore. Underworld. Either way, you're fine. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1490 I know you did it, they know you did it, but for know just play it cool. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1491 We'll plead mitigating circumstances - you were just doing your job... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1492 You have to stop killing the testifiers. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1493 I think a plea deal is the best bet for you to avoid the life penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1494 Yes, but they can't prove that it's YOUR scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1495 They want the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1496 They can't prove a thing without the scythe. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1497 I don't understand. YOU are the statute of limitations. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1498 I don't know why you chose me, I'm a tax attorney. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1499 You'd have had more luck if you'd gone with the plaid shirt and sport coat like I said. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1500 The governor is willing to grant you clemecy if you agree to visit Bernie first thing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1501 I don't think you're giving off the best first impression. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1502 I think you're right to contest the parking ticket. Death would be, in most cases, a valid handicap. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1503 Life-sentence does not mean what you think it means. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1504 It seems the witnesses are all deceased. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1505 How would you feel about a plea bargain- Life sentence without parole? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1506 Remember, the scythe was next to the body when you arrived. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1507 It's tricky--you might get the death penalty. 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1508 Try not to look so grim on the stand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1509 Since you're being charged with a capital offense I think I can get you released on your own recognizance. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1510 ‘No Lives Matter’ won’t hold up in court. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1511 No I don't think you should take the stand! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1512 I'm expecting another hung jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1513 I convinced the judge that the death penalty would create a conflict of interest. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1514 In your case habeas corpus is more figurative. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1515 Look into their eyes, with a confident smile. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1516 Now that denial and anger are out of the way, they should be ready to bargain. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1517 I'm sure you get asked this all the time, but was Elvis really on the toilet when you got there? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1518 My job is to get you outta here alive. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1519 How about, “His hands are so brittle; you must vote acquittal”? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1520 Any potential character witnesses? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1521 No, I do not think the other lawyer's nickname is scarier than yours. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1522 Not to worry. They don't call him the hanging judge for nothing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1523 Would it have killed you to wear a tie? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1524 Sure, they're pursuing the death penalty. But frankly, I don't see how they're going to follow through. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1525 Thanks for not bringing your scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1526 Remember, you can't reap while under oath. 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1527 Bad news, there's no death penalty in this state. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1528 The death penalty isn't much of a plea bargain. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1529 I think you're misunderstanding habeas corpus. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1530 There seems to be consensus in the jury that the death penalty in this case would not be an issue.. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1531 Don t worry.The jurors will love your soft look. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1532 They've dropped the murder charges, but the tax evasion charges stuck. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1533 But I don't understand. You said to wear my suit 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1534 Look, let's wrap this one up before we discuss volume discounts, okay? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1535 Didn't I ask you to wear a softer color? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1536 The jury is not likely to award you his soul in punitive damages. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1537 So you'll plead if you can get the death penalty? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1538 Ix-nay on the 'D' word. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1539 Well what penalty did you expect to get? 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1540 Can we take the death penalty off the table? 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1541 We can ask for the death penalty but I can promise we'll get it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1542 I don't think we can find a jury of your peers. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1543 They can prove you're responsible for multiple deaths. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1544 I am sure the scythe is fine, just keep track of your claim ticket. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1545 No, the jury of your peers thing doesn’t mean they have to dress like you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1546 I thought we talked about not wearing the hoodie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1547 Is this your first offense? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1548 The sentence might be life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1549 Let's go shake hands with the prosecutor. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1550 Both you and your chances in this case are really grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1551 Any plea deal is unlikely -- in your case, EVERYONE wants to shoot the messenger 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1552 Don't worry, this state still has the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1553 I just found out you got bad news you've been sentenced to Hell! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1554 Now's your last chance: Have you ever killed anyone before? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1555 It's not good. Word is the prosecutor is going for 'murder everyone'. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1556 You Honor, I've told him a hundred times that this is pro bono, but he keeps insisting that someone is going to pay for all this. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1557 Trust me, the scythe wouldn't have played well with this jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1558 Sh-h-h. 108 billion counts of homicide is nothing to snicker at. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1559 I told you to lose the hoodie It screams guilty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1560 If you settle this one everybody's going to sue you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1561 Yes, the judge and jury are aware that your arresting officers and the district attorney all passed away this week. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1562 I'm worried that the prosecution will be asking for the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1563 Yeah, but they'll kill you on cross. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1564 We were able to negotiate additional charges for you, so you will now get death. Congratulations! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1565 Remember, if they ask about the Black Plague, plead the Fifth. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1566 That's not really a fitting punishment for jay walking. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1567 The court don't have no mercy in this land, either. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1568 Let's just go for the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1569 Hopefully you can get credit for time served. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1570 Pretend like you're holding an invisible baseball and the gloves won't fit. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1571 Really, what you do is indefensible, but I'll try. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1572 It's about who you didn't kill. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1573 You need to take the next witness. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1574 Remember, look chipper and make eye contact. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1575 We couldn't find any character witnesses. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1576 When you take the stand, I'm calling you 'Jim' 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1577 Mr. Reaper, I'm afraid that "It was his time to go" is not a legal defense. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1578 It was worth a shot, but I don't think the jury is buying you as "The Gracious Reaper". 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1579 No, multiple death sentences does not mean that you just write a paragraph. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1580 Before you get all excited, that's not what a "hung jury" means. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1581 Yes, you... and taxes. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1582 We're going to go with the death sentence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1583 I understand that you were just doing your job, but 'prior bad acts' are admissable. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1584 No, I am not going to let you testify. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1585 Without the scythe or a pale horse they don't have a prayer. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1586 Good news; you're getting death. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1587 What are you in the dark about? They said you used deadly force! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1588 I wouldn't take the plea. It's life without parole. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1589 I don't think, "I barely touched him" is going to be a strong enough defense. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1590 Why yes, I do see you getting life without parole as being rather ironic 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1591 Finding a jury of your peers is terrifying. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1592 I like that I'm not the most unpopular person in the courtroom for once. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1593 Remember to look each juror right in the eye. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1594 I have to say things look pretty grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1595 Does it really matter if they give you life or death? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1596 If you agree with the involuntary manslaughter plea, nod your hood. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1597 The verdict is looking pretty grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1598 I hear you, I just think the death penalty is going to be a stretch for jaywalking. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1599 If they ask, you've never seen that scythe before in your life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1600 No, the District Attorney won't take the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1601 Unfortunately, the absence of prints on the scythe actually works against you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1602 The jury is watching you every moment. Try not to look so grim... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1603 When I said you should hide your head in shame, I didn't expect you would take it literally. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1604 Congress is not technically dead, it just doesn't do anything. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1605 When the judge says "death", that means a penalty, not an occupation. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1606 Yes, the witness looks like death warmed over. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1607 Best case scenario, we get a hung jury 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1608 That selfie you took on the river Styx really killed your alibi. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1609 If the scythe does not fit, you must acquit! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1610 Yes, I'd bone D.A. Erin Reagan, too. Wait ... what do you mean by that? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1611 I specialize in tax law, but there's a lot of overlap. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1612 'It was just his time' may not be our best argument. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1613 I think you should have gone with a navy blazer. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1614 I thought we agreed you would lose the hoodie for the trial. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1615 Please remember, next time wear a suit and tie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1616 Just plead 'Guilty'. It's only the death penalty... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1617 If you're found guilty, you'll get life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1618 Don't wear that hoodie if you don't want to be stereotyped 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1619 How do you even get ticketed on the Highway to Hell? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1620 Look at the bright side, how bad could the death penalty be? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1621 I am not laughing in your face 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1622 I think our best strategy at this point would be for you to casually put your hand on the prosecutor's shoulder. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1623 We need to get the jury to like you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1624 When you told me you wanted to file for divorce, I didn't realize she literally sucked the life out of you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1625 I'm sorry to say this case is taking a grave turn. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1626 Remember. You're just the messenger -- just doing your job. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1627 I'll plead guilty by death through me 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1628 I really wish you wouldn't take the phrase "face your accuser" so personally. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1629 They can't touch you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1630 At least they can't sentence you to death. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1631 And you're certain that you submitted the 1040 on time? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1632 Just remember, if the sentence is life, we can always appeal. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1633 Conscience, can we talk later? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1634 I was hoping for the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1635 I can get you a new identity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1636 Bad news, they found a scythe with your fingerprints on them. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1637 The jury would see right through you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1638 They know they can't touch me. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1639 Your chances would improve if you wore a tie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1640 Let me explain how the death penalty works. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1641 Stop looking at the jury. You're creeping them out. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1642 The bad news is they have a lot of witnesses against you - the good news is none of them are available to testify. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1643 I've talked them down to 100 billion consecutive life sentences. Take the deal. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1644 It'd really help if you stopped dressing like that. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1645 C'mon man, you know I can't allow you to shake hands with the Prosecution. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1646 I realize the hoodie is part of your brand, but in this social context it's counterproductive. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1647 Lets' not mention your "profession." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1648 Your attire is inappropriate for an alleged serial killer. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1649 You're being sentenced to life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1650 Your request for a chess match has been denied. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1651 Well at least the death penalty is off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1652 You just can't face this, can you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1653 I’m not sure that having you challenge the prosecutor to a chess match is a good idea. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1654 You're lucky our firm does pro bono work. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1655 I'm afraid the jury can see right through you. 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1656 Your looking at a life sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1657 With the number of prior convictions, I recommend you plead. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1658 Our only chance is if you can make eye contact with every juror. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1659 The best we can hope for is life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1660 Try to smile more for the jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1661 My recommendation is to take the three souls. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1662 This is a civil case. We can only ask for monetary damages. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1663 Your only help is to plead, "Guilty as Hell!" 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1664 I agree, but they're not going to compromise despite how surreal it'll be. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1665 Unfortunately that's not what they mean by habeus corpus. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1666 Try to smile 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1667 Our defense is that you were hoodwinked 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1668 And try not to ask the judge where he got his robe this time. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1669 The problem is mainly the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1670 We've got to make reaping look cool. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1671 Are you sure you aren't hiding anything? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1672 just smile and look innocent 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1673 I'll move for a mistrial. If the judge says no, you kill everyone but me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1674 I don't think changing your name from "Grim" to "Wonderful" is going to influence the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1675 Wait, I'm getting life? This should be interesting. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1676 They're deliberating the Death sentence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1677 Once again, let me start by asking you to *not* visit the judge. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1678 I'll let you do the closing argument. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1679 Well, at least we don't have to worry about fingerprints. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1680 Sorry, but this is the front row. Your seat's in death row. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1681 The death penalty is our best chance to get you home. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1682 Just so I'm clear, your alibi is you were killing someone else at the time of the murder? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1683 If I were you, I would take care of Juror No. 5. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1684 Don't worry. The death penalty is illegal in this state. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1685 At least try looking remorseful. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1686 You might want to ditch the hoodie 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1687 Look, it's nothing personal, that's just what the penalty is called. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1688 I'm afraid the best we can hope for is life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1689 Just look at the bright side. If you get a life sentence you can go to the beach. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1690 Do you realize how hard it is to be your lawyer? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1691 You would be too grim on the stand. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1692 I can get you immunity, but only if you testify against the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1693 The courtroom artist's going to struggle with you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1694 I say its worth the risk. If the Scythe is too short, they can't possibly convict you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1695 You really killed them in your cross-examination 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1696 I have a feeling the sentencing should be right up your alley. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1697 Don't worry, we'll put forward a spirited defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1698 The worst you could get is Life 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1699 Tell them your part was inevitable. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1700 Let's hope for a hung jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1701 Let me live and this hour is half price. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1702 Well, in your case, it is kind of a win-win. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1703 Considering you are being accused of killing everyone who ever existed, yes, I'm a little concerned. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1704 You've got to stop pointing at the jurors 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1705 Jury No. 3 has the same outfit! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1706 The reaper is admissible, but I'm objecting to calling it grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1707 I don't say this lightly, Greg. You killed it up there on on the witness stand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1708 It's not looking good. They want to give you life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1709 Just be yourself. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1710 It's all circumstantial. They can't PROVE it was your scythe. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1711 Not bringing the scythe into court was a good call. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1712 Would it kill you to smile? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1713 I just worry that the hoodie makes you look a little suspicious. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1714 I know it's warm in here, but DO NOT take off your hoodie!!! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1715 I know you're excited, but you will not get the death penalty for tax fraud. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1716 I see this isn't the first time you've faced life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1717 That's not exactly what I had in mind when I mentioned a hung jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1718 We don't recommend the death penalty for shoplifting 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1719 I still do not understand why this has become a capital case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1720 Legally, our insanity defense makes sense. Existentially, we're opening up a can of worms. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1721 Our best case scenario is that you get the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1722 They're offering a life sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1723 ...And the last possibile outcome is that you receive the ultimate punishment--the Life Penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1724 Lose the hoodie if I put you on the stand. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1725 Don't ask for the Death penalty 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1726 Next time, just let me ask the judge if we can strike the juror. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1727 Remember, all we have to prove is reasonable doubt 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1728 I don't think you quite understand the concept Habeas Corpus... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1729 They've reduced the charges to only 45 billion counts of first-degree murder. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1730 I'm sorry, you're just not eligible for death row. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1731 Though in your case, 'life' might be a good thing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1732 I would take the life sentence if I were you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1733 Try not to mention anything about your past. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1734 I understand you are cold, but, in this case, a sweater would have been a better choice. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1735 Yes, I know, you already are dead man walking. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1736 No, this would NOT be an appropriate time to tell the judge his sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1737 Don't take the stand in your own defense. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1738 The DA assured me the death penalty is off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1739 Well, at least you don't have any priors... right? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1740 Remember, if they ask for whom the bell tolls, take the fifth. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1741 Waaaait a second...have you been saying REAP all this time??! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1742 I know you were just doing your job,, but the judge's wife? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1743 Keep in mind that you did kill, well, everyone ever. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1744 No, I don't think that telling the judge that you were responsible for the death of all people since the beginning of time has helped our defense. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1745 No, not going well...not well at all. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1746 Sure, a hung jury would be great for us. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1747 I'm afraid you'll have to agree to pay child support. Your wife appears to have no fear of death. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1748 Try to look alive on the stand. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1749 Where's my client? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1750 Did my assistant discuss with you how to dress at trial? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1751 Insider trading...? Really? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1752 I'm expecting the life penalty 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1753 The scythe didn't fit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1754 They've asked you to take the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1755 Death becomes you, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1756 "Frankly, our chances of finding someone to testify on your behalf are pretty slim". 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1757 I'm not suggesting anything, but juror #7 has a heart condition. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1758 Don't worry - in this state, there's no death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1759 Please stop touching the witnesses. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1760 Sorry. No body, no habeus corpus. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1761 I feel pretty good about our chances for a change of venue. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1762 If you testify, they can ask about your prior record -- is that ok? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1763 Okay - it looks like we're stuck with the reaping, but could you be a little less grim? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1764 We're going to need a better argument than "It was his time." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1765 No, you can't strike all the jurors. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1766 Worst case? Life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1767 Remember, you were just doing your job. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1768 We’re hoping for life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1769 I think I can get them to take death off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1770 We will do better without Juror #3, if you know what I mean... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1771 The way I see it, your a deadman. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1772 I know the prints don't match. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1773 I KNOW it says a 'jury of your peers', but ... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1774 There's no way they can prove it's your scythe. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1775 I'm certain I can get you off the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1776 We know you did it, but when is it going to stop? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1777 No, you cannot threaten the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1778 We could argue they were at your door. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1779 You got "life." Tragic, yes, but amusingly ironic. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1780 And to think, they called me an empty suit! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1781 I'm glad you brought your game face. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1782 You're looking at life, would you settle for that? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1783 I'm claiming you were only doing your job. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1784 I hope the judge sees the irony in sentencing you to death. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1785 Did you have to wear that hoodie today? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1786 A life sentence might cramp your style. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1787 The jury's hung. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1788 I'm afraid the jury doesn't like the look of you either. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1789 Your appearance isn't helping. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1790 I thought you said you were deaf. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1791 Be prepared for the worst, the judge's goldfish died yesterday. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1792 No...you cant plead "Guilty by reason of being Death" 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1793 No more hand motions across your throat, it's hurting our case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1794 Great news, the prosecutor is going for the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1795 Now try to not look so grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1796 Is you-know-what still on the table? 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1797 A lot of people are dying to see how this case turns out. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1798 It might work to your benefit if we say you own a startup company. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1799 Look, it's an all-white jury. Ditch the hoodie! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1800 Your prospects appear grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1801 But it's only a parking ticket. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1802 Don't worry, we'll get you an orange hood 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1803 If you testify you're dead. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1804 Yes, wearing a hoodie could hurt you with this jury, but it's your call 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1805 The death penalty is off the table, not that it matters. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1806 I would really advise against the 'it was his time anyway' defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1807 He's offering you life.....I'd take it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1808 They're sentencing you to ten years in paradise. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1809 You said we'll fight it to the death, but I didn't realize who I'd be representing. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1810 For the last time, It was His Time, is not a viable defense 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1811 If the sickle doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1812 What's the downside? Offer is the Death Sentence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1813 Maybe try smiling 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1814 Grim, is what I would consider your chances of successfully arguing against the death penalty Mr. Reaper. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1815 A 'hung jury' isn't what you think it means 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1816 No, I'm sorry, you cannot execute yourself 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1817 "Not hung. I said we need a young jury." (italicize "hung" and "young") 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1818 I'm pinning our hopes on re-branding. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1819 You're making jury selection rather difficult. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1820 I think the jury bought our guilt by "professional association" argument. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1821 Stick to the story. You are personally opposed to the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1822 The judge would like to hear your thoughts on the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1823 When the bailiff says "all rise", don't get cute. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1824 I know what you're thinking, but that's not what a "hung jury" means. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1825 For jury selection, we're going to want to find people who are more afraid of public speaking than they are of you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1826 I might be able to get them to accept five to ten - if you'll throw in an extra five years for the judge... 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1827 "For the 100th time, no, that hoodie does not make you look fat!' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1828 Stereotypically speaking, this is not a good look. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1829 Do you have any character references who can testify? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1830 The best we can hope for is the death penalty. 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1831 I told you not to wear the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1832 Trite or not, the wardrobe malfunction defense is your best chance. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1833 I'm sorry to have to be the one to break it to you, but this state no longer has the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1834 How about never. Is never good for you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1835 I know its your image - but you have to ditch the hoodie! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1836 Well no, technically, it's not a jury of your peers.. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1837 You're lucky, he's a hanging judge. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1838 Of course you want a hung jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1839 I'm not sure the death and taxes argument constitutes reasonable doubt. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1840 This judge can't seem to grasp the difference between Rape and Reap. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1841 I am sorry but the "death penalty" isn't legal in this state. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1842 Relax, try not to look so grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1843 The jury will see your humanity once they look into your… um… 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1844 It doesn't look good. They found your scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1845 I hope you have your affairs in order. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1846 Remember, you were just harvesting grain. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1847 "Rather be judged by twelve than carried by six? The irony is devastating. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1848 I think we have a good shot at avoiding a life sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1849 Remember your in the witness protection program. Don't give your real name. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1850 Well, we can't very well go for life without parole. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1851 Wear the Gap hoodie tomorrow. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1852 I think we have to drop the self-defense plea. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1853 I say we plea bargain for the death sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1854 I plead non compos mentis. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1855 I'm sorry, but it looks like you'll be sentenced to Life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1856 We're going to go for everlasting life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1857 Keep it out of sight unless one of their witnesses starts lying. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1858 I'm afraid they may sentence you to life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1859 If you want a jury of your peers, I'll file a motion to have the trial moved to Death Valley. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1860 If that's your innocent look, we're doomed. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1861 Remember, try to smile with your voice. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1862 Try to look less guilty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1863 You're being charged with aiding and abetting. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1864 In the event that it's even possible, be sure to never make eye contact with any juror. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1865 Your Honor, Death pleads Guilty to tax evasion. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1866 Our chances are looking grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1867 Before we begin I need to know - did you do it? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1868 But seriously, I love your work. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1869 Could I get that in writing? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1870 You can take that off now. They 've taken the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1871 If we win is it possible to add a few more years to my life? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1872 We're going to claim that Obamacare is an undue burden on your livelihood. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1873 There is no need to use your alias, I think the jurors will recognize you. 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1874 We have a chance..they can't find your scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1875 Try not to make eye contact with the jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1876 Yeah but it turns out taxes are more sure. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1877 Bad news. They found the scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1878 I'm hopeful. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1879 Do your best to look innocent. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1880 If you're just tapping people on the shoulder... I think we can get you off on a technicality. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1881 Okay, so remember to smile at the jury 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1882 You may get life for killing that chess player. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1883 I'm confident. Everyone on the jury is over 80 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1884 You probably could've gotten away with it if you didn't post those photos on Instagram. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1885 On a side note, keep sending those ambulances, and I'll keep chasing'em. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1886 Because War, Pestilence and Famine took the dang plea deal, that's why not. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1887 Look, I know the Death Penalty doesn't frighten you, but I've got a reputation to defend. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1888 This is my first death case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1889 We can't lose; they don't have the Death penalty in this state. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1890 Frankly, you've got the face of a killer. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1891 The district attorney is going to ask for life. He says the death penalty is too good for you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1892 "I was just doing my job" is not going to be a winning defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1893 It's a class action on behalf of...it says here...everyone ever. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1894 I know it's Halloween, but no one is presuming you innocent at this point. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1895 Nothing is certain, Death, but I think you'll have to pay your taxes. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1896 I assume you're okay with the death penalty. 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1897 Remind me again - which one of us is the lawyer? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1898 Just don't point at the judge. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1899 Relax. The worst that can happen is you'll get sentenced to yourself. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1900 'Now look, that makes two judges, four jury members and one bailiff. I think they get your message, OK ?' 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1901 Professional attire meant a suit and tie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1902 The judge would like you to stop "dismissing" jurors 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1903 In my view Mr. Reaper, I don't think an entrapment defense will fly. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1904 The Prosecutor is asking for a life sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1905 In this case, the death penalty is not a good thing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1906 actually, I was thinking we should wait until I have presented my final argument. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1907 How about if we just let him think he's the final judge? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1908 We’re light on character witnesses. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1909 No, I don't think self-defense will work in this case 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1910 Worst case scenario, you get a life sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1911 Can anyone testify you sent them to a better place? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1912 From what I've gathered, you're already serving multiple life sentences - what's one more. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1913 You have the right to remain deathly silent. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1914 Are you sure? Most of my clients try to avoid the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1915 Well, really, it's not cruel OR unusual for you, is it? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1916 I told you three times, the DA won't agree to the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1917 Remember, you showed him to the gates of Hell, but he walked through by himself. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1918 You're opposed to the death sentence? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1919 No, I don't think the hoodie was the problem. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1920 As your attorney, I must warn you that the hoodie may give the jury the wrong impression. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1921 No, Mr. Reaper by saying "Corpus Delicti" the hot prosecutor was not flirting! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1922 I advise you to wear a suit next time. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1923 Don't worry. You won't get life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1924 Seriously? You wear a hoodie to court? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1925 No, not self defense 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1926 I've heard of jury nullification, but this is ridiculous. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1927 Well at least death is off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1928 It's probably unethical for me to say this, but I think we have a better shot if you take out jurors four and seven. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1929 Is that your only suit? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1930 Habeas corpus won't be a problem. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1931 How about we try the “misunderstood” reaper? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1932 You're in luck, they're seeking the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1933 I'm afraid that's the sentence, death. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1934 Come on are you going to follow me everywhere. O.k. I've learned my lesson, texting and driving are bad. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1935 So, what happened to your last lawyer? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1936 They're not buying our "first time offender" plea. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1937 I'm sorry, but "somebody has to do it" is not a viable defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1938 Hey one to two millennia beats life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1939 That's not what I meant when I said, "wear something that makes you look serious". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1940 You might want to smile a bit more -- jurors seem to like that. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1941 I think the scythe is what killed us. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1942 Ok, now try to look alive during the cross examination. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1943 This isn't going to be easy--you're a repeat offender. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1944 I thought we agreed on sweater vest with button down and tie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1945 Will you please stop saying you're OK with the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1946 You're late, and Taxes had to testify with minimal preparation. Everyone in the defendant's shoes usually gets a life sentence, but now I'm not so certain. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1947 He's suing you for unlawful termination. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1948 I'm worried about jurors number 5, 7 and 8. They look quite ill, wouldn't you agree? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1949 "You're going to get the life penalty". 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1950 The burden is on the prosecution to produce a body. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1951 You're dealing with the IRS, so you might hold back on the death and taxes jokes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1952 Relax. The onus is on the Crown to prove that scythe was intended for anything but trimming the lawn.... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1953 There is a real possibility you could get the live penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1954 Are you sure you knocked before barging through the door? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1955 I think you're looking at the death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1956 A scythe? I thought you said Skype! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1957 But you told me the most the judge could give me was life! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1958 It looks pretty grim, but there might be a bright light at the end of the tunnel. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1959 So how long have you been a public defender? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1960 If this thing goes south, we can always play the wraith card. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1961 I'm a huge fan of your early work. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1962 Try to put on a happy face. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1963 It's an older jury. . .lose the hoody. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1964 You're lucky we're in Nebraska, where you're protected by the concealed-scythe law. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1965 As heinous as it was, he says he will dismiss your case with the proviso you never set foot in this county again. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1966 I don't suppose you could manage to show up in a pure-as-the-driven-snow color tomorrow? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1967 Ironic, but it appears you will have to pay taxes. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1968 You don't get a jury of your exact peers. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1969 Must you be so doom and gloom about everything? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1970 I think you'll do well in the witness protection program. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1971 Help me out. I'm dying here. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1972 Is this a me penalty state? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1973 Don't worry. I'll get you the death sentence. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1974 No expression is not a suitable substitute for a first impression 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1975 "No offense, you come across a little grim.". 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1976 Fortunately, this state doesn't carry the death penalty. At most you'll get life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1977 You had better leave the jury challenges to me in the future. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1978 I'll assume you will be seeking the death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1979 Yes, Texas has no right to infringe on your business. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1980 Could you explain how playing cowbell for Blue Oyster Cult is not relevant to this case? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1981 Don't worry, life is still on the table 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1982 How does the death penalty sit with you? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1983 Good thing is you're not charged with murder 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1984 They're bailiffs at every door, there's no escaping, Death. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1985 You've got a lot of counts against you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1986 I'm sure we can get an acquittal , but you have to appear more like likeable. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1987 Wait...is this just another lawyer joke? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1988 Don't worry. They'll be happy to make a deal. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1989 Please stop challenging the prosecutor to a game of chess. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1990 On the bright side, they've reduced the taxes... 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1991 Repeat after me, religious freedom. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1992 Remember, eye contact the jurors (particularly the ladies) and project a light hearted Joie de vivre. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1993 I'm afraid you may have to go underground for awhile. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1994 No, no, no! It's pleading THE FIFTH, not pleading the scythe. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1995 Remember not to make eye contact with the jury. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1996 He wants a stay of execution. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1997 I'd put you on the stand but the jury will see right through you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1998 What did you expect, wearing a black hoodie in that neighborhood? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1999 I can't believe you were picked from a line-up. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2000 You're up. Look alive. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2001 I'm just sayin', your dark side is darker and than most of my clients so work with me a bit today. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2002 I don't think " He was just doing his job" will cut it with this jury. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2003 The verdict is looking a little grim. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2004 What about our 'right to life' issue? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2005 Self-defense may be a problem. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2006 If you're going to take me away why couldn't you have done it before court? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2007 It might seem black and white to you, but the judge will never go for no chess players on the jury. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2008 I'm afraid you are looking at life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2009 Dont worry, in this state they can't penalize you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2010 I'm feeling good about a hung jury! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2011 No, no, don't you see? We cannot use a writ of habeas corpus. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2012 Try not to be so grim. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2013 I'm thinking hung jury. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2014 Are you looking for a hung jury? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2015 Shouting "Black Deaths Matter" will lose it all for us. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2016 We could use the death penalty as a loop hole. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2017 OK but when you're on the stand don't be so grim. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2018 You ok with life, without parole? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2019 You shouldn't get life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2020 Good news! I think he's going to give you the death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2021 I hate to tell you this, but things are looking pretty grim. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2022 That hung jury joke didn't make you any more likable. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2023 First time in probate court? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2024 Not a problem. Your scythe tested clean. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2025 I'm not sure, but I don't think the judge likes dire prophecies. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2026 Take. The. Stand. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2027 We'll plead "certain." 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2028 The firm has been working me to death. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2029 This is not what I expected when I asked you to wear a business suit. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2030 Do you have a tie on under your hood? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2031 I suppose it's inevitable that you became a tax lawyer. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2032 On the plus side, you can't get life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2033 Visiting the judge in his quarters won't help your case. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2034 Can you arrange for a hung jury? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2035 Don't take this personally, but the outlook is grim. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2036 I don't think that is what they meant by assisted death. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2037 Just stare at the judge and we'll be fine. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2038 Talk about a dead-to-rights case. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2039 What behavior could even be unbecoming of a Grim Reaper? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2040 I didn't mean 'habeas corpus' quite so literally. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2041 Without a corpus in your habeas, we better plead guilty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2042 If you take the stand, they may only see a hood. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2043 And remember, saying "the devil made me do it" probably won't sit well with the jury. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2044 Would it be fair to say you made a killing on your wife's life insurance? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2045 The Judge said you CAN sue all those guys who claimed they cheated you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2046 If you would remove that hoodie, you may be judged more leniently. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2047 .....remember now, do not bring up your involvement with Death. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2048 In case anyone asks, I've never seen you before in my life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2049 I will take the 5th amendment! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2050 You appear to be a habitual offender. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2051 Life Imprisonment is intended to be a punishment, not a philosophy. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2052 Worst case? 50 to Life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2053 Good news .... they're offering life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2054 That special place for lawyers--I don't go there, right? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2055 It's looking grim. You'll probably get life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2056 Lots of guys look like me. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2057 I don't think you have much of a chance but at least you don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2058 Hey man, If you had just paid your taxes, we wouldn't be here..... 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2059 It seems that all their witnesses are missing. Do you know anything about this? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2060 Has anyone seen your face? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2061 You've got to show them you're not just an empty robe. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2062 Sorry, but it looks like you're going to get Life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2063 "You should maintain eye contact with the jurors so they believe your innocence". 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2064 Remember, you don't even know what a scythe looks like. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2065 The best I can get you is life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2066 We need a hung jury. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2067 No Hoodies in the court room 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2068 We might be over playing the "pain and suffering" bit ... 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2069 Ironically, you'll probably get life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2070 After we're done here can you come with me to visit my mother-in-law? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2071 Good news: your prints weren't on the scythe. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2072 You should drop the hoodie. It will make you look less grim. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2073 Try not to look so grim. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2074 No, no. They're saying they want to give YOU the death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2075 They won't give you the death penalty shoplifting a scythe. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2076 Seriously, a life sentence is preferable to the death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2077 Why didn't you tell me they had an eye witness? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2078 And remember don't say anything until I ask you to explain why Frank isn't here. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2079 I’ve already told you this, a hung jury is just an expression. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2080 That could be anyone in a black hoodie. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2081 Trust me, you cant be identified. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2082 Help me. I do not approve of capital punishment. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2083 Wrongful death is really not a good way to boost your numbers 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2084 I told you to wear a suit and tie! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2085 Don't look so grim. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2086 Plead not guilty then we'll implicate Father Time. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2087 I told you, we're not in France. Besides, they don't do that anymore. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2088 Don't mention your occupation. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2089 Good news is the EMTs brought your victim back, so the charge is reduced from first degree murder to attempted murder. Bad news is with your prior record, you're looking at a pretty stiff sentence. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2090 We'll plead not guilty by reason of mortality. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2091 Eternity is the best sentence we can hope for. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2092 You're worried about the composite? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2093 You're facing the you penalty 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2094 Be charming when you take the stand. Just say your name is "Reaper" and drop the "Grim". 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2095 ''You were identified by the security camera's face recognition.'' 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2096 I really feel like you should have worn a suit. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2097 Lose the hoodie and their witness will never identify you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2098 I told you to wear a tie and jacket. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2099 Try smiling.............it may make you look a little less grim. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2100 Don't worry, I'm the best wrongful death lawyer in the county. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2101 We are going for assisted suicide. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2102 Litigious society, agreed. But there Is significant exposure here. Scrooge's Defamation of Character claim will be a challenge. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2103 I thought you were just absent-minded 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2104 We couldn't Find any peers for the jury 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2105 We can always say you had a tough childhood 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2106 You don't give away a damn thing, do you? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2107 It won't be life or the death sentence, so I'm not entirely sure what we're doing here. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2108 Don't look so glum. If you get life, I'm sure we'll win on appeal. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2109 Face it, the grim truth is you're guilty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2110 According to the statute of limitations, you're already dead. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2111 Do you have any character witnesses? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2112 No, no...it's the other way around: stare at the prosecutor, not the jury. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2113 No worries. There appears to be no witnesses left. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2114 Don't worry...the death penalty is off the table. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2115 I know you're an expert witness, but this is a TAX case. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2116 I guess this means that the death penalty is off the table. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2117 I _believe_ it's an Eddie Bauer cloak, but - 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2118 We are going to contend it was part of your job description. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2119 Sorry, superior orders is not a good defense. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2120 Coincidence? You've identified at every crime scene! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2121 My bad! I thought you would have loved the death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2122 The prosecution is going for eternal damnation but I'll plead it down to being a super delegate at the Republican convention. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2123 I'm not sure "he was at peace with it" is our best defense. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2124 We'll try to get you the death sentence, anything to avoid life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2125 Nobody cares about your puppy! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2126 I'm going to argue that you are a victim of profiling. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2127 You've got stop saying 'It was just his time.' 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2128 Losing the scythe is a good start. Now about the hoody. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2129 There is no 'other' venue! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2130 I think you should pick the jury. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2131 I'd say the jury's seriously considering the death penalty, but not for the usual reasons. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2132 It's not looking good. The prosecution has you on 100 billion counts of homicide. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2133 You're going to have to stop saying, "No lives matter". 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2134 There is one big hole in our case. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2135 We're going to try for a life sentence. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2136 Lucky for you, it's a hung jury. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2137 Perhaps you misunderstood the term "Jury Deadlock?" 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2138 That's right -- the defense RESTS. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2139 Let me guess...A wrongful death suit? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2140 Voir Dire is going to take a while...Most people know, and have strong preconceived opinions, about you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2141 We can't just ask for the death penalty as our first motion. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2142 Knock off the "Your time is at hand". A simple "yes or no your honor" is enough. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2143 So what's our plan if the judge doesn't offer me the death penalty? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2144 Remember, we're trying NOT to get the guy executed. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2145 .... well, then again, you may be too easy to identify. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2146 "Remember, don't smile"! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2147 We're having trouble convincing the judge you have PTSD. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2148 You couldn't find a nice suit and button down shirt to wear? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2149 The judge says it's the worst case of identity theft he's ever seen . 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2150 Just tell the jurors about your troubled childhood. It always works. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2151 If we lose this case, can you at least wait 20 years before you come for me? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2152 Please try not to approach the witness. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2153 Would you please clarify the death clause. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2154 I'll get the IRS off your back if you get off mine 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2155 Everything's going to be alright. Your execution is beyond human ability. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2156 Yes, they are seeking the Death Penalty and no, I don't think we need to worry. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2157 I doubt the jury will accept a defense of "occupational homicide". 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2158 I'm sorry, they will not allow you to execute yourself. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2159 This doesn't look good. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2160 I told you orange clashes with my skin tone! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2161 Nobody's ever tried to plea-bargain for the death penalty! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2162 Of course I said "coat and tie" and not "cloak and scythe." 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2163 Listen Pal, I'm telling you the Ghost of Christmas Past would work better for this case. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2164 So you're saying life without parole isn't as long as it sounds and I should just take the deal? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2165 I've told you before. Perception is everything. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2166 I think the prosecutor is gonna offer a plea bargain for life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2167 Don't worry. The preponderance of evidence will prove the defendant lost that chess game to you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2168 As your tax attorney, I have to tell you, the outcome looks pretty certain. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2169 No, the irony does not escape me. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2170 Sorry, you've got to lose the hoodie. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2171 What we really want is Involuntary. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2172 The prosecution is talking death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2173 Relax. A hundred-billion deaths, sure—but no witnesses. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2174 no. I said death and taxes. Not death and illegal offshore tax shelters. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2175 If you plead innocent, you might get the death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2176 It's usually the other way around, but these witnesses are killing us. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2177 We will fight this to death! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2178 I think you should lower the hood. We want to convey sincerity. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2179 You couldn't shave? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2180 If you take the deal, I can get you life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2181 So our defense is that if the scythe was a lethal weapon, it was therefore a tool of your trade 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2182 I'll do the talking. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2183 We might avoid the death penalty if you plead guilty to tax evasion. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2184 So you say that your career interests have led you to seek a spot on death row? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2185 At least we got the death penalty off the table. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2186 We're going to go with an identity theft defense. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2187 Is it possible to lose the hoodie? The jurors can't relate to you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2188 You've been through how many attorneys?? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2189 I recommend not mentioning your work the elderly. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2190 Their best offer is anger management 7 times a week. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2191 I'll tell the judge you were only doing your job 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2192 It doesn't really matter, right? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2193 No, I'm afraid we can't use Faust as a character witness. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2194 My recommendation for you is, Lose the hoodie. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2195 Please tell me you're here to be my pro bono client. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2196 We'll plead self-defense. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2197 Grim, you've done it again. You're in the wrong courtroom. This is traffic court and that outfit has to go. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2198 I said do not wear your work clothes. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2199 Don't take the deal. Life plus 80 is a heck of a lot worse than a sentence of death for you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2200 Don't worry, I rehearsed: if the sickle doesn't fit, you must acquit. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2201 What do you mean that you and the judge have 'an understanding'? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2202 Life is certainly not on the table. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2203 It means that your request to be appointed legal guardian has been denied. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2204 You'll have plenty of time for soul searching. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2205 Again, you have no priors, right? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2206 They'll give you back your scythe if you promise you won't take anyone away with you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2207 I don't think they can produce any witnesses. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2208 If "The Devil and Daniel Webster " is any precedent, I have you beat. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2209 I'm having a hard time putting a face on your case. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2210 Not only you should take the fifth, but all twelve of them. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2211 This puts a new spin on "Dead Man Walking" 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2212 You didn't do yourself any favors with that cologne. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2213 You can't plea bargain a death sentence for a parking ticket. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2214 I told you to get a new suit ! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2215 Your case looks grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2216 Don't worry. You're going to kill in the cross examination. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2217 I don't think a jury trial is the best idea. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2218 Stop acting so paranoid. He's reading my lips, not yours. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2219 The problem is your alibi's dead too. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2220 No, we're not at the penalty phase of the trail yet! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2221 It's inevitable. You're gonna have to pay taxes. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2222 So... Who handles it if you get the death penalty? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2223 You've heard "You reap what you sow"? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2224 Your Honor, the Defense asks the court to examine their ultimate fate 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2225 Did they see your face? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2226 Frankly, I don't think the outfit is helping us. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2227 It doesn't matter who sent you. You still needed a green card. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2228 Stop asking for the desk penalty, it's just a parking ticket. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2229 What do you mean you don't believe in the death penalty? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2230 No, I don't think we can subpoena members of Blue Oyster Cult to take the stand in your defense. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2231 The judge says metaphysical flights aren't deductible unless your Boss signs off on them. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2232 Remember what I told you - NO giggling if you get the death penalty 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2233 We've got them on occupational profiling. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2234 I can try arguing self defense. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2235 If you cop a plea, I can probably talk the prosecutor down to the death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2236 Visting a cancer ward is not a good alibi. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2237 The judge is in poor health. He'll listen. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2238 Tell the jury you'll save them a place in Heaven. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2239 The case is starting to look a bit grim. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2240 Judge Deepcoat, I'm afraid we have to reveal more than your nickname to get Senate's confirmation for SCOTUS. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2241 Seriously? You have a life insurance policy? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2242 For the millionth time, I WANT life! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2243 At least you look less menacing to the jury without your scythe. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2244 It is, too, a jury of your peers; we're in Texas. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2245 You're sure you want to play the habeas corpus card? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2246 When I said our best hope was for a hung jury, I didn't mean it literally. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2247 The prosecutor's asking for life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2248 Well, of course justice is blind. Let's face it though, in your case, they'll see right through you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2249 You sure this is the only way to avoid jail time? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2250 It's a you penalty case. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2251 I definitely think that removing your hood will improve our case. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2252 Your attire might be a little grim. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2253 If you take the stand, they'll see right through you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2254 You can testify but you have to lose the scythe and the hoodie. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2255 Just doesn't work without the scythe. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2256 You won't have a chance if you sit thru the trial just looking so guilty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2257 I’m pretty sure we can’t ask for the death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2258 I defended Taxes and let's just say you should take the deal. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2259 Remember, what happened in the hood stays in the hood. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2260 Try not to come off as arrogant, evasive, or dead. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2261 I was going to ask for some time alone with my client but have changed my mind. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2262 Only you would wear a hoodie into a courtroom. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2263 The other party is taking a less literal view of the agreement's 'drop dead date.' 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2264 Unfortunately they have fingerprints. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2265 If you want the jury's sympathy, try no to look so grim. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2266 Let's face it, you can't win this one. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2267 I know you don't do bargains but would you make an exception for this plea? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2268 Now- once again-yoy're the Ghost of Christmas-What? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2269 Let me get this straight - you would like me to _ask_ for the death penalty? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2270 You can't keep doing that to the jury! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2271 Are you here for death or taxes? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2272 I'm afraid the outlook for your case looks grim. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2273 We'll get him next time. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2274 "Be more specific, how many trillions"? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2275 As your lawyer, I'm advising you, don't take the stand. Didn't you see the OJ movie? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2276 Well, you can take the plea ... or you know kill everyone. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2277 No, the glove defense has already been used. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2278 It didn't work for Lt. Calley. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2279 In this courtroom, you are, at best, jury and executioner. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2280 Just cutting grass? No, that's not credible. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2281 What are you doing here now? You are expected after the judgement. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2282 At least we don't need to worry about the death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2283 I said dark coat, not dark cloak, Mr. Daggert. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2284 You're on trial for plagiarism—and stop stealing your case files. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2285 That's fine, but then you'll need to do the taxes phase of the trial. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2286 "It's what you do" may not be the best defense. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2287 You got life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2288 When you say "spook the jurors", what does that mean? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2289 Let me guess, you never settle either. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2290 Scythe, smythe. We'll never get that thing into evidence. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2291 I'm thinking that taking the stand in your own defense may not be our best strategy. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2292 Well, at least it wasn't the death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2293 When you raise your right hand, point to the judge and strike him dead. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2294 Take my wife - please. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
2295 They want to know who issued your scythe license. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2296 Our defense is mistaken identity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2297 Couldn't you have worn something else? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2298 They have a point. Who else uses a scyth? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2299 They can't acquit, the hood actually fits 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2300 That's not exactly the dark suit I had in mind for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2301 Try to be less foreboding. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2302 My advise is that you present "closing argument" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2303 The jury's here... look innocent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2304 Would it kill you to blink once in a while? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2305 I don't think you will get the death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2306 Unfortunately, I'm having trouble getting in touch with your alibi. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2307 That's not exactly what 'hung jury' means, but I still think it's our best chance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2308 Death, be not proud-especially when you take the stand... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2309 No worries, prior bad acts are excluded 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2310 Tomorrow I think you should go with the orange jumpsuit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2311 Try not to look so smug. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2312 She wants to keep the house. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2313 Is it OK if I were to refer to you as 'my client'? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2314 Relax—this judge is on record as being against the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2315 I asked you to dress solemnly, not gravely. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2316 I hear that you're the master of jury tampering. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2317 Actually, a life sentence would be an absolution. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2318 Don't worry, I worked for Robert Shapiro in the 90s. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2319 I think the hoodie might give the jury the wrong impression. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2320 I gotta be perfectly honest here. Your situation is pretty grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2321 I told you, nobody's going to take you seriously if you dress like that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2322 Remember: You’re the EMOTIONALLY CHALLENGED Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2323 Let's face it....your going down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2324 The good news is that they won't ask for life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2325 The only character witness we could find is Scrooge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2326 We got a writ of habeas corpses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2327 Remember, they were already dead when you showed up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2328 I think you're going to like your sentence 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2329 In America, every person has a second chance 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2330 In the ultimate irony, they're going to sentence you to life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2331 I think the best option is to plead guilty and ask for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2332 Trust me. Direct eye contact with the jury can work in our favor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2333 Don't worry. The death penalty was repealed here years ago. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2334 We're still having trouble getting a jury of your peers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2335 Don't destroy a good story with the truth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2336 I'm afraid we can't get you on death row. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2337 Don't worry about the death penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2338 In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2339 Honestly, I really don't expect this to go well. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2340 Your outcome is looking grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2341 Taxes got life but you'll probably get time served. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2342 You should take life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2343 Sorry, but they don't give the death penalty for failing to return a lawn mower. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2344 Your character witnesses just aren't panning out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2345 Remember to look the jury in the eye. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2346 Are you my new public defender? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2347 There's no DNA, so just say the scythe doesn't belong to you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2348 Remember - we're going for Harmless Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2349 Hey, buddy. I know you were just minding your business, but they'll arrest any dark figure wearing a hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2350 Mister Death, even you have to pay your taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2351 Lawyer: "Remember, they were dead when you got there." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2352 No, I don't think it's a good idea for you to take the stand." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2353 Sorry, Death, you have been sentenced to life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2354 Technically, that would be jury tampering. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2355 We're going to plead insanity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2356 Your scythe set off the metal detectors, huh? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2357 This is going to be awkward when they tell you to face the jury during sentencing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2358 Look, I've done all I can, but the jury needs to hear you testify. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2359 Ah hell, let's put you on the stand. What do we have to lose? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2360 I've told you: there's no capital crime in divorce court 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2361 Good news. They're going for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2362 You're looking at life, pal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2363 The judge thinks he saw you in a Bergman movie. Yes or no. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2364 We're not going with- "If you're the Angel of Death, it's what you do" defense! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2365 Bad news from the DA: the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2366 You were expecting a change of venue...to WHERE? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2367 We're looking at life without parole. They're looking at death without a scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2368 Bad nose job or not, this outfit isn't helping our case 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2369 "Profiling" will not be an adequate defense in this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2370 Of course we will appeal if your given a "life" sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2371 Ironically, you could be sentenced to life without parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2372 I distinctly remember asking you not to wear that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2373 Trust me, you want to keep the hoodie on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2374 Our defense is obsessive-compulsive disorder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2375 And this train that keeps hitting us... how does it make you feel? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2376 Did you get the license? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2377 You should be worried. Judge Hatcher just lost his wife. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2378 Don't worry, they can't sentence you to you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2379 If the judge grants class action you're done for. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2380 Where's your tie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2381 Personally, I like the hoody but it doesn't represent the 'nice guy' image we need you to have. Also, I think your name could be a problem for some of the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2382 Remember to give the jury your killer smile. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2383 No worries, our strategy is to save face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2384 A death sentence would be ironic. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2385 Smart to ditch the scythe before court, but you'll still do time with that hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2386 I thought we talked about this. The jury doesn't like hoodies. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2387 The best we'll get is manslaughter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2388 I think the death penalty is our best option. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2389 I don't think the death penalty will be invoked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2390 I'm dead if I lose this, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2391 I'm sorry, you're likely to get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2392 You're certain you wanted a Tax attorney? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2393 I told you not to wear your hoodie! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2394 Don't worry, just plead guilty and you'll get a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2395 I'm dying to hear the verdict. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2396 I don't think you need to worry about the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2397 No, the death penalty would be redundant. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2398 Don't give me that look; prison's an upgrade. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2399 To this jury, you're not death incarnate, you're just a white guy with a hoodie - you'll be fine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2400 I told you.....no eye contact with the jury! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2401 They couldn't come up with a jury of your peers, so we're going with a bunch of Trump supporters. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2402 It's uncanny! He had no difficulty picking you out in the line-up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2403 The jury doesn't seem to like you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2404 Doc, you wouldn't recognize me anyway. You were too busy entering data into the computer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2405 Some bad news, your alibi is alive. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2406 Try not to look at the jury. Ever. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2407 I understand that you're the Grim Reaper, but the judge thinks he's God. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2408 Let's opt for the death penalty. It'll give us grounds for appeal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2409 Remember, it was self-defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2410 Things are looking a bit grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2411 Short of a living will, their argument is immaterial. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2412 Do you think you could do anything about juror number 3? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2413 Is there anyone who can corroborate your whereabouts who isn't dead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2414 I'm worried the cloak makes you look unsympathetic. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2415 I realize that you've been doing it for millennia, I just don't think that's a viable defense... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2416 The death penalty is not usually considered a reward here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2417 You're losing face! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2418 Most of my clients think of it as a penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2419 I don't care if they do give me the death penalty! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2420 You're free to go. There's no Death sentence in New York. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2421 You gotta trust what I said about the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2422 Let's not bring your scythe up to the witness stand. It might send a mixed message to the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2423 The defense: You are a head case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2424 Let's face it... Anything you get is a death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2425 Did I not specifically ask you to wear a nice blue suit? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2426 Not all is good in the hood. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2427 I'm going to firmly assert, "If the hoodie doesn't fit, you must acquit!" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2428 Luckily, they can't extend prison sentences to eternity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2429 We're screwed - this judge is pro-life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2430 Yes, our brief was brief. But funny? No. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2431 What do you mean, look on the bright side? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2432 I told you, no hoodies in court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2433 I don't think fingerprints will be the only acceptable identification. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2434 The scythe may send the wrong message. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2435 The ruling is final; you will be replaced by 2017 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2436 OK, no scythe is good, but I told you to wear a suit and tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2437 Was it really you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2438 I think the bribery charge is the least of our worries. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2439 Sorry. I couldn't find any character witnesses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2440 You're saying your wife accidentally fell on your scythe? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2441 I don't think self-defense is your best argument. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2442 The evidence is merely circumstantial, there's no "smoking sickle"! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2443 If they find the sickle.....we're in a pickle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2444 Look, I'll try for appeal, but they've got you on 55 million murder charges for last year alone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2445 I recommend jury tampering. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2446 D.A.claims your alibi "sounds hollow" ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2447 Tell me was it the Salmon Paté at lunch? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2448 Don't worry, I'll tie them up in litigation forever! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2449 I assure you that the death sentence is off the table! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2450 On a good day and a hung jury, you might get 32 consecutive life sentences. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2451 No, I don't think juror number five recognizes you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2452 I don't think symphony is a good strategy here. Try looking less grim. Go get an iced tea. :::::::::::::::::::,,, 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2453 It's a hung jury...literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2454 Nice try, but a writ of habeas corpse won't cut it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2455 So I told her, 'Come on babe, live every moment like it's your last.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2456 You're lucky we're in California. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2457 I'll do all the talking, all I want from you is dead silence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2458 Tell Scalia this isn't a second amendment case 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2459 Don't worry, the jury likes you! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2460 You're my first client to ask for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2461 "Are you here for the vacancy"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2462 No, sorry. The death penalty does not mean you get to choose. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2463 You're not helping! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2464 As your lawyer, I suggest you not testify in this wrongful death suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2465 No - you don't need a shave! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2466 Can't they call you by your first name, Angel? Always with the "Mr. Of Death." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2467 When you’re called to the stand, don’t shake anyone’s hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2468 Lose the blank stare. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2469 Gassed or electrocuted ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2470 We're going to make them identify you on the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2471 They are pushing for the Death Penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2472 My objection was overruled. Your turn. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2473 So you don't think it's at least a little ironic that you're here for tax evasion? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2474 Ok, we're going to introduce you as an 'expert witness' in your field.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2475 Eventually, you know, they'll want to de-pose you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2476 We can always ask for more time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2477 Just don't laugh when they talk about the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2478 I'm not sure how I could get you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2479 Looks like another hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2480 The jury will like you better if you wear a suit and tie 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2481 I don't think we convinced then it was justifiable homicide. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2482 The judge doesn't want you approaching the bench for any reason. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2483 Don't let them hoodwink you into the truth. Die with the lie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2484 Where you get the hoodie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2485 Well, if we lose, you should be able to slip through the bars. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2486 No juror's gonna find you guilty! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2487 They're calling a fingerprint expert for the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2488 At least you'll have your own row. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2489 But the scythe does fit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2490 Because of double jeopardy, there is no chance for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2491 So you think we should go for the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2492 I know you want the death penalty but this is traffic court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2493 I recommend avoiding eye contact with the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2494 Strange how we keep getting hung jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2495 Ironic. They're seeking the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2496 I'm afraid that your chances of winning are grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2497 I swear, I'm off weekends. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2498 The good news is the prosecutor's taken the death penalty off the table 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2499 We'll at least I can assure you.... you won't get the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2500 If I’m going to get you off, you have to lose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2501 I'll be honest, I'm not certain this judge will favor you over taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2502 You do understand that it is against the law to ride your horse through the center of town. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2503 Your witness failed to show up again, Death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2504 What do you think of a first impression? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2505 So wait, you're saying you're not a Dementor? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2506 Look, it's not a matter of life and death — is it? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2507 They offered you a life sentence 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2508 Hopefully the judge will order sentences to run concurrently. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2509 I don’t think the jury is going to buy our grim reaper defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2510 Look, I won't lie to you. The outlook is grim. But let's face it, you reap what you sow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2511 The hoodie is killing us! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2512 Remember, we want the jury to like you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2513 I can get the death penalty off the table but your going to have to stand . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2514 I think I can get you eternity without parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2515 The DA will let you plea bargain for life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2516 If you get life, you can walk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2517 I believe you that no one tips the ferryman. It's the IRS who thinks you're under-reporting. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2518 It's a complicated trial, but I suspect you'll walk away unscythed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2519 Isn't the death penalty technically suicide? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2520 " I know it's your job, but I don't think that will work with the jury". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2521 What's this about an appointment in Samarra? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2522 No, you can't have your scythe in the courtroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2523 Just keep your poker face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2524 Did you wear a disguised facemask during the robbery? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2525 Let me get this straight... You're willing to swear, under oath, that you were framed by a guy named Bergman? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2526 But she is allowing the hoodie due to your special circumstances. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2527 You plead guilty or not guilty. You can't plead for a death sentence! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2528 Please, no jury tampering. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2529 I'm sorry—it looks like a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2530 Don't worry, I'm going to challenge the facial recognition technology they used. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2531 I'll waive my fee, if you give back my soul. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2532 I need your optimism here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2533 I already told, I'm not playing Devil's advocate on this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2534 Okay, how about Jazz Hands? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2535 I recommend that you take the Fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2536 I'm going to do everything I can to at least get you out of having to pay taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2537 Sorry, but this was a tough case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2538 I think you and I have a different definition of hung jury 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2539 I'm afraid the sentence is death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2540 Cool it. That vacant stare gives me the creeps. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2541 No, that would be cruel and unusual in this state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2542 I don't care how many millennia you have been around or how many places you have been, only judges wear robes here now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2543 Good news. It's a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2544 Could you at least walk? The floating across the room thing isn't helping us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2545 They're not buying that it was an accident. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2546 It's nothing personal, but I think I'd like to represent myself from now on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2547 It's not a jury of your peers, but a jury of their fears. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2548 So, am I defending you as the Grim Reaper or the Grim Rapper? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2549 Ironically, he's the hanging judge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2550 G R, do you have a change of clothing? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2551 This is no time to try and save face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2552 No, you can't be the executioner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2553 Just so we are clear, you want me to argue in favor of the death penalty. Is that correct? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2554 They've taken death off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2555 "Keep a poker face". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2556 It would have helped if you hadn't shown up looking like death warmed over. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2557 I don't think "when your time's up, your time's up" satisfied the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2558 How ironic - they're asking for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2559 You're wasting your time. He's a millionaire. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2560 It would be good if you smiled more. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2561 I was thinking maybe life without parole 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2562 Mr. Reaper, didn't I suggest a wardrobe change for court? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2563 Yes, it's a penalty. And this is another reason you should let me do the talking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2564 This is traffic court, Tax court is next door in courtroom C 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2565 releasing all the Panama Papers....too much? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2566 I'm gonna recommend the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2567 Didn't I specifically tell you to wear dress attire and definitely no hoodies. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2568 The good news is we're in Texas. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2569 Our problem is the jury will find it hard to sympathize with you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2570 Ironically, they want to give you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2571 Good news. The jury is deadlocked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2572 I'm sure you will be happy to hear it's a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2573 Remember to smile and make eye contact with the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2574 I gotta say, the case looks grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2575 All I'm saying is that the eyewitness identification would be much less persuasive if you had worn a suit and tie like I asked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2576 I though I was off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2577 A lot of my clients have been profiled for wearing a hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2578 I really thought his time was up! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2579 We're going to have to call your mother. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2580 Just be yourself, you have nothing to hide. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2581 Face it, you're dead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2582 You're finished, they found the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2583 It looks like the prosecutor is going to offer you life 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2584 Well you knew what they say about death and taxes... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2585 I told you to put on a suit and tie and get a haircut. What's up with this? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2586 Spoiler alert! We don't have the death penalty in this state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2587 This is my first death penalty case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2588 I need to warn you that you could get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2589 Could you LOOK any more guilty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2590 Well, it seems you have some priors..... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2591 We've got em.....with double jeopardy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2592 I don't think it is a defense that you were just doing your job. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2593 You're early. Sentencing is tomorrow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2594 Just try to not smirk or roll your eyes under cross examination. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2595 You look awfully grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2596 By the way, I really wouldn't mind if you chose to go "pro se." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2597 No, I agreed only to act as your local counsel. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2598 Start with the death and taxes joke to soften up the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2599 It's a little bizarre, but it may help convince the jury that you were a victim of identity theft. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2600 No, you're doing the closing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2601 You probably could get a hung jury but not the way you're thinking of. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2602 Go ahead - I think you should try on the gloves. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2603 We all know you did it so don't give me the sad puppy-eye look because it just doesn't work for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2604 I told you to wear a suit today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2605 Your prospects of winning are grim....unless it's a hung jury 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2606 Honestly, I don't think you'll make it. This is the fifth time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2607 I'm afraid the worst option has your name on it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2608 So, the counter-intuitive ensemble. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2609 Their case is pretty circumstantial. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2610 Don't worry, they can't sentence you for life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2611 I don't know, I've never asked for the death sentence before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2612 No, you can't reap a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2613 I think juror number ten likes you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2614 Leroy, its time we face the facts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2615 I'm not sure 'the death penalty arouses my loins' won you much jury support. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2616 Yes, you do have to pay your death taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2617 Should I have worn the blue one? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2618 Yes, senatorial confirmation is scary but I still think you should give them your name. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2619 I think asking for the death penalty might create a conflict of interests. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2620 No, the judge is offering YOU a plea bargain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2621 We can't lose. You're eternal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2622 Worst case scenario, you're looking at life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2623 With all this evidence, your chances are looking Grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2624 Getting life is not something to be happy about. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2625 Yes--I'm pretty certain you needed to pay taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2626 Death Penalty or Life-Either way you're out in no time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2627 I told you it would be impossible to get a cancer patent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2628 Didn't I ask you to wear a tie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2629 The bad news is death is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2630 I think the Workers Comp judge isn't convinced your injury is preventing you from performing your job- his cousin just died. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2631 Remember to smile at the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2632 you never should have popped that pimple. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2633 I'm also a tax attorney 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2634 I'll need a review of all 50 thousand pages. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2635 Calling you "He-who-must-not-be-named" might weaken your defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2636 Let's go with "If the shroud don't fit, you must acquit." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2637 Face it! The case against you is grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2638 The judge doesn't like hoodies. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2639 Stop telling the Judge to refer to it as "The Me Penalty" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2640 Bad day to lose your hairdryer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2641 It looks like you are going to have pay those taxes 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2642 Claim you were unfairly profiled. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2643 What's your definition of habeas corpus? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2644 Permit me to play Devil's advocate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2645 Tell me you're not thinking of jury tampering. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2646 You know, a suit and tie would have made a better impression. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2647 I asked you not to dress like the judge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2648 We’re going to argue that all your actions were motivated by a sincerely held religious belief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2649 Sooo...... how do you feel about lawyers? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2650 What say we ask for a change of venue? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2651 They found a scythe at the scene. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2652 I don't think the Twinkie Defense is going to work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2653 Will you be picking the jury or shall I? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2654 Sorry, the death penalty is not being considered. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2655 Being under Texas law, you can look forward to...well...yourself. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2656 Listen, Leroy. Quoting the Unabomber is not helping your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2657 A jury of your peers is out of the question. Now just sit there and try not to look like death warmed over! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2658 Let's get you clean shaven. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2659 I was just doing my job is not really a good defense in this case 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2660 At least she won't be able to identify you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2661 I told you to ditch the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2662 You might want to lose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2663 Jack the Ripper is not the sort of character witness I had in mind. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2664 I realize "he had it comin", but let's stick with self-defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2665 So much for that Witness Protection Program, huh? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2666 Juries don't really like when their defendants wear hoodies. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2667 Your testimony was a bit hollow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2668 What do you mean, you never lose? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2669 'I was only doing my job,' probably won't help much. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2670 Your ex may have taken you to the cleaners, but she can't have your soul. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2671 Would it kill you to wear a suit? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2672 And how do you see yourself now, Mr Presley? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2673 Cheer up, you could get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2674 "No, a hung jury does not mean your hangman buddy is involved in this case". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2675 When you're on the stand, try to look affable and fun-loving. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2676 The good news is that they decided to take the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2677 It's all good. Ted Cruz is going to come in and sit next to you so you won't look so creepy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2678 I think you should let me do all the talking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2679 Let's not kid ourselves, the IRS is a tough opponent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2680 You're not the empty suit I was expecting. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2681 I think you should be quiet and take the deal, if convicted you will get natural life plus ten years, that could be an eternity in your case!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2682 Truth be told, our chances of winning this case are looking pretty grim... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2683 How do you feel about Life Without Parole? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2684 "Without a face they don't have a case". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2685 I'm afraid they'll give you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2686 Yes,I think first impressions are pretty damn important. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2687 What about juror no. 666? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2688 How many did you say St. Peter stole? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2689 I'm thinking the hood defense--If it doesn't fit, you must acquit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2690 Can you tell from looking at the scythe whether it's yours? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2691 It all comes down to facial recognition. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2692 The judge won't accept the "trying to find yourself" defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2693 This IS what I wear to work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2694 Maybe you could kill less people. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2695 Not to worry, nobody will know you're in "Witness protection" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2696 What do you mean, your mind has gone blank? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2697 I'm counting on you. You're our star witness for re-instituting the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2698 So, we'll challenge any evidence that puts you in the hood that night. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2699 Try to let the jury see your lighter side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2700 Face it. The verdict may be grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2701 Sorry, this crime doesn't qualify for a death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2702 OK. They’ve assembled a new jury. No more frog curses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2703 No, hung jury is actually NOT a good thing 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2704 Listen Mr. Reaper. I think it's best that we continue to refer to you by your middle name. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2705 Sorry, the death penalty doesn't apply here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2706 It doesn't exactly help when the penalty is named after you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2707 In re: Life v. Death 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2708 Try not to look proud. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2709 They can't prove it's your scythe... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2710 Scalia? He's the one in the middle, next to Roberts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2711 Not to worry- if the motion fails, we can file a writ of Habeas Corpus 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2712 Remain silent, like you're not here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2713 You have to face the facts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2714 "Self-defence" may be a very tough sell. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2715 Just try to look innocent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2716 I doubt they'll go for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2717 As your attorney, I need to know where your head is at. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2718 Your fingerprints are on the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2719 Yes, I can ask the judge what is meant by "life in prison". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2720 I defend politicians; this will be easy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2721 We can beat those murder chargers, it's the parking ticket... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2722 Just to confirm, you want to plead guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2723 Permission to treat the witness as hostile? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2724 "I was just following orders" isn't gonna fly. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2725 The prosecutor's trying to persuade the judge that the death penalty's not enough. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2726 For God's sake - plead guilty! What do you have to lose? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2727 What do you mean, "they can't identify me because I'm faceless", that's HOW they identified you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2728 The Judge is willing to make a deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2729 The theory of our case is that he cheated death and he needs to pay for the cheating. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2730 Good news. It's only a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2731 As your lawyer I advise you to plead the fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2732 But they're just about to announce the verdict... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2733 The person that you visited died? That was your alibi! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2734 You of all people should know the death penalty is not negotiable . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2735 Take care of jurors 3, 5, and 8 and we're home free. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2736 Keep the scythe hidden, and try to be a little less grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2737 We will appeal the sentence unless they come back with the death penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2738 OK, usually it's good to make eye contact with the jurors.............. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2739 Sure the hoodie hides your hair well enough, but the name Trump carries a lot of baggage these days. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2740 Personally, I don't think you have a ghost of a chance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2741 You realize, if this goes badly, you may get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2742 I don't think a change of venue would do you much good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2743 The good news is the Death Penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2744 Lose the hoodie—it's too thuggish. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2745 None of the plaintiffs will be testifying. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2746 You call that your smile? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2747 I believe the case with is going well and would advise you not to testify. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2748 I'd say your case has all kinds of holes in it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2749 Don't worry. It's mortality as a whole that's on trial. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2750 Relax, in your case the death penalty is nothing to worry about. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2751 All things considered, I'd advise you not to testify. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2752 None of your alibi witnesses seem to be available 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2753 I really don't think they'll believe you're a monk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2754 They think you could be useful on death row. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2755 I know that is the name you prefer and have always gone by but I feel it prejudices the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2756 Eventhough the jury see themselves in you, my advice remains for you not to testify. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2757 No, I do not think you have one of those faces people trust. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2758 Great idea! Your defense is really going to kill them. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2759 Lucky for you, we don't have the death penalty here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2760 That's not what they mean by 'transparency'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2761 I'm not sure 'Just doing my job.' is really the best defense here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2762 Would you prefer a life sentence or a death sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2763 Don't point! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2764 Understand, you're looking at life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2765 The judge will review our motion on the grounds that it was an authorized holiday. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2766 Yes, it's called a "wrongful death" case, but could you try to take it a little less personally? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2767 Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not going to put you on the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2768 You've been indicted on 8 billion counts of homicide. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2769 Try to put your best face on this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2770 Ixnay on the eathday talk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2771 All things considered, LIFE without parole is pretty generous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2772 Our defence will build on your aura of inevitability. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2773 I urge you take the plea. They could give you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2774 I'm gonna put you on the stand. Can you smile? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2775 The defendant doesn't appreciate your not so subtle prediction. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2776 I'm sorry, but "its my thing" is a defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2777 They've violated the habeas corpses 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2778 Relax. No jury would dare find you guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2779 I say loose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2780 We're going to argue for diminished responsibility, Mr. Reaper, on the grounds that your actions were controlled by another agent, Fate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2781 ...it may be too late for a cover up or face saving measures . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2782 We'll petition for a change of venue to 13th century Florence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2783 Nah, don't change! In your case, a hoodie is appropriate attire. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2784 At least I have a nose. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2785 Relax..you're in good hands. I got Taxes off on a technicality last week. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2786 If you're willing to roll on heart disease I think I can get you a deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2787 Sorry! Scythes aren't allowed in the courtroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2788 This jury will not sympathize with 'a downtrodden black man in white gloves.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2789 You know you are not doing yourself any favor by wearing a hoodie to court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2790 I should tell you, the judge is not happy about those 100 billion dead bodies. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2791 Don't worry. The prosecutor is an empty suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2792 You seem familiar, but I can't quite place the face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2793 We’ll sow doubt that you profile the elderly. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2794 Are you sure you're disclosing everything? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2795 You should be happy the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2796 They're seeking the YOU penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2797 I told you NOT to dress casual. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2798 Say what you always say. Tell them exactly what happens. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2799 Where's the jury? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2800 It's very important - for both of us- you learn to pronounce "mesothelioma." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2801 Try to look remorseful. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2802 The optics aren't working in your favor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2803 There's a hole in your story. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2804 OK. Let me explain something about an affirmative defense. First, you must stop replying to every question with "Damn you!" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2805 No, the State won't let you self-administer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2806 Whatever happens, you don't want to appear too...what's the word I'm looking for... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2807 Ironically they're seeking the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2808 "So what you're saying is, if we win this case, you and I are good". If we lose, I can expect to see you much sooner than later". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2809 "I think involuntary manslaughter is the best we can hope for". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2810 Striking jurors is my job, not yours 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2811 i will see if i can get you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2812 If you don't take the plea deal, the prosecutor's going to seek the life penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2813 I don't believe you're going to incur much sympathy from this jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2814 Last week I was the Devil's advocate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2815 Judge Zachary is offering leniency if you could maybe alphabetize the list. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2816 Remember "just doing my job" is not an affirmative defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2817 I'm sorry -- they never found your body. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2818 At least they cannot give you the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2819 "We need to talk about your courtroom attire". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2820 Perhaps don't mention the 107 billion people you've killed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2821 We really need to stress to the jury that a guilty verdict would be against the best interests of everyone involved. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2822 Normally I'd say lose the hoodie... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2823 He was already dead when you got there? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2824 I know, I know, he was already dead when you got there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2825 I've always wondered....how do you eat? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2826 Life without parole is the best you can expect. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2827 Don't worry, the witness didn't see a thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2828 Really! Can't you miss one Halloween? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2829 "Don't be offended if they refer to you as an empty suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2830 So, then, I won't be given liberty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2831 They've agreed to take the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2832 Few murder victims are as persistent as you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2833 I don't mean to rain on your parade, but the death penalty is serious. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2834 This may result in a redundancy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2835 On the other hand, you could look at a death penalty decision as a win-win. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2836 It was inevitable that one day you'd be sued for censoring someone's Facebook post. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2837 They found the scythe, but there weren't any prints. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2838 No, murder for hire starts next week. This one is conspiracy to commit wire fraud. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2839 I'll try my best, but that's a load of parking tickets. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2840 Do you remember if they ID'ed you in the lineup? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2841 Try not to show any emotion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2842 We can try for manslaughter, but honestly, it doesn't help that you're black. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2843 No worries. I'll argue that you were profiled. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2844 Now remember, you're a tech entrepreneur and you always wear that thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2845 I recommend not taking the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2846 If you plead guilty, I think we can get you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2847 Ironically, the prosecution is seeking the death penalty too 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2848 Not sure they'll think the death penalty plea will make it even. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2849 I think I'd lose the hoodie - it comes across as anti-social. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2850 OK. With this judge, "self defense " going to be a tough sell. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2851 this would be easier to defend if she didn't have a scythe in her head 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2852 I advise you not to testify. I don't think the jury will relate well to you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2853 It's not like they can give you the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2854 I'm sure the prosecution will not go for the death penalty, it would be redundant. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2855 We've got this. I think the jury likes you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2856 I'd say not to worry, because this is Texas and they need you, but on the other hand, this IS Texas. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2857 Drop the smirk or you'll be known at the grin reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2858 This should be quick. I filed for a habeas corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2859 The truth is, all nine of them are trying to cheat you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2860 OK, no nicknames. Your name is GILBERT Reaper.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2861 What do you mean you don't care that this is a death penalty case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2862 I don't think taking the Fifth would help. Your track record is pretty well documented. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2863 I'll bush hard for the death sentence, but I fear you may get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2864 I think a saffron robe would look friendlier. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2865 I want to win one of these before I die. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2866 Gotta say, these are the most amicable divorce proceedings I've witnessed! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2867 We will show the court you could not possibly have taken it with you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2868 Just say that you weren't there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2869 I think you're possibly looking at life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2870 Don't worry. We're going to win this. It's all in the jury selection. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2871 If we lose this, the judge'll recommend the life penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2872 No, no, you still have your mojo without your scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2873 For the last time, traffic violations don't warrant the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2874 The hoodie's not working for us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2875 Yes, I'm sure. I wiped all the fingerprints off the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2876 Yes, I realize that hoodies are really in style now so it could have been someone else. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2877 You can't just hang the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2878 It doesn't look good, I'm going to need payment up front. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2879 In my defense, you said you preferred not to leave your comfort zone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2880 Would it kill you to let ME do the talking? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2881 It's called a metal detector, and you need to stop whining. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2882 I'm afraid your testimony will fall on deaf ears. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2883 I think we're looking at a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2884 Good work. They’re looking for a scythe instead of a 38. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2885 Well you tell me. ..You're the expert in the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2886 Our "mistaken identity" defense seems to be working. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2887 As my client, I have to be honest with you - the death penalty is a distinct possibility. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2888 You may get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2889 The judge would like to plea bargain with you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2890 Look, it was a politician. You did us all a favor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2891 They're giving you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2892 We can get you off the pestilence charge on a technicality 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2893 How long does that starching hold up? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2894 That's not what I meant by "capping the testimony." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2895 Well, at least we don't need to worry about the death sentence.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2896 The situation looks grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2897 Maybe dress more liberally for the sentencing hearing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2898 Yes, Mr. Gupta should not have entitled his book "Cheating Death.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2899 I just don't see how we can argue it was an act of god. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2900 Their case is kaput once the DA's witness has to ID you! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2901 Death penalty? Who do they think they're kidding? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2902 No, I think it’s better if you leave the hood up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2903 You realize that the death penalty isn't available in civil cases, don't you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2904 It seems counter-intuitive but a death sentence is not actually in your favor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2905 Please stop referring to it as the "you penalty". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2906 Really ? This again. I told you I am not going to call you Mr. Grim Reaper. Just Mr. Reaper. It works better with juries and I think is just sounds more professional. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2907 It's kind of ironic that you got life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2908 Lawyer fees are eternal 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2909 I've represented worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2910 Relax! There's no way they'll be able to make a positive ID. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2911 Don't worry, I'm gonna kill this guy on cross. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2912 Stop looking at the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2913 I never thought I'd be litigating MY OWN wrongful death case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2914 This lawsuit against you is the biggest class action I have ever seen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2915 Remember to say, you 'kindly' stopped for him. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2916 The defense calls Al Cowlings to the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2917 Nice Tie 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2918 Here comes the jury. Try not to look so grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2919 No, I already told you. I couldn't find any character witnesses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2920 Can't you just hang the jury? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2921 You being the Grim Reaper is not a defense in this case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2922 We can do this, but you've got to lose the hood. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2923 Good point. The death penalty would be a bit redundant. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2924 I guess you don't have a problem with the Death Penalty here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2925 Oddly enough, I'll be paying a visit to Juror No. 5 this evening. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2926 Big Pharma wants an injunction against you. It's good for shareholders. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2927 No, look, we went over this already -- you *don’t* want a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2928 I strongly advise that you accept the plea bargain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2929 I hope the jury supports the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2930 When I took your case I said be transparent, not invisible! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2931 Bad news. They recovered the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2932 Statistically speaking, your odds are pretty good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2933 No one on the jury recognizes your face but they all know your name. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2934 I understand you are cold, but a sweater would have been a better choice. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2935 Stop acting like the sky is falling. This Trump thing will pass. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2936 Sorry about the scythe, makes the judge nervous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2937 I have to be honest, it's going to be very hard for you to get a fair trial here in Florida. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2938 I just, I don't know, always imagined you as white 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2939 Usually the other side raises the specter of the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2940 Now try to look cheerful. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2941 Our case looks grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2942 The judge doesn't see why you need to be in the witness protection program! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2943 I told you that trip to Cabo would come back to haunt you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2944 Try to present a bright picture of yourself. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2945 We're sticking with mistaken identity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2946 Don't show too much emotion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2947 Look on the bright side -- in 20 years this'll make a great crime drama. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2948 Try to show some emotion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2949 At this time the defense rests in peace. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2950 If you didn't kill him then who did? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2951 "God made me do it!" is not a defense that's ever worked before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2952 I advise you to take the deal. Otherwise, you risk getting life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2953 How do I send the bill, to the campaign or him personally? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2954 Looks like they're seeking the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2955 No, the phrase “Death Penalty” is not an oxymoron. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2956 I'll handle the witness; you handle the judge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2957 Oh, uh-that's not what I meant by a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2958 You were right, we have a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2959 I'm not going to lie to you, things look grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2960 We may have found a loop hole with this whole "till death do us part" verbiage. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2961 And remember, only answer the question asked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2962 I told you to wear a suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2963 The plaintiff is claiming a loss in future earnings 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2964 Pardon my asking, but aren't you sitting at the wrong table? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2965 You want the death penalty? This is tax court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2966 Just stay quiet and the committee with talk themselves to death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2967 I'd leave the scythe under the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2968 I'm going to assume you're familiar with the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2969 I don't feel like I am representing you in the best light. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2970 I wouldn't mention you voted for Trump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2971 The airhead defense is better than the Fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2972 Not good, but what do you have to lose? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2973 Remember not to smile at the jury 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2974 It would really help if you could think of at least one favorable character witness. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2975 Let's plea bargain for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2976 Are you absolutely certain you don't have any more skeletons in your closet? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2977 I think you can take down your hoodie now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2978 I think we can avoid the 'you' penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2979 We'll appeal if you get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2980 Okay ... I'll put you on the stand, but leave the Judge alone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2981 That outfit isn't helping your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2982 You broke the law when you touched them. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2983 No, you can't try on the scythe. It's not a glove. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2984 You've been accused of wrongful death. How do you want to plead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2985 Face it Grim ... they can see through you 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2986 Your situation looks grim but I'm guessing you're used to it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2987 How can you tell me to face the truth, sir? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2988 Now you want to apologize? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2989 Oh boy... You say you know the judges daughter how? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2990 Try to avoid eye contact with the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2991 Will you defend me to the death? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2992 The restraining order is for stalking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2993 You're making a specter of yourself. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2994 Exactly what part of "suit and tie" didn't you get? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2995 They found the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2996 What happens if you get the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2997 Just how long have you been waiting for a Public Defender to get to your case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2998 Just remember- You saw nothing, you heard nothing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2999 When we reconvene, be sure to bring the ill-filling glove. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3000 Brace yourself for the possibility of a Death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3001 We probably should have plead out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3002 If we get an acquittal, you will have cheated, well, yourself. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3003 Try to look likable for the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3004 Just be yourself and look hard at every jury member. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3005 Life without parole is your best bet 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3006 Don't worry. They can't find you on Facebook. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3007 You could be looking at life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3008 Bad news. They're going for the life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3009 They're sentencing you to life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3010 I don't think taking the fifth is going to do it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3011 How could you not know you had to pay taxes? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3012 when are you allowing strangers to this contest ? you haven't change the countries authorized 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3013 We think Grim is prejudicial so we're going with Natural Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3014 Technically, they can't give you a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3015 Ever since the plague, public opinion is running way against you - our best bet is a plea bargain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3016 When they ask what you do for a living, plead the fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3017 You should have worn the suit I think. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3018 Request a death sentence?Clever. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3019 It looks good. So far it's Scrooge's word against yours. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3020 They will claim you murdered about 56,000,000 people a year. We counter with an Insanity Defense 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3021 I'm not sure that wearing a tie would help. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3022 First time offenders get the born-again treatment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3023 Best case scenario is they give you the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3024 I guess it's time to break it to you - I don't think the jury believes you are Darth Vader. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3025 Can you persuade the jury with your body language? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3026 "So you 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3027 In the eyes of the jury, removing your hoodie might make you seem a little more human. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3028 "Our 12 friends might think the robe's cute, but the scythe could be a problem". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3029 Yes, I know you are guaranteed a jury of your peers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3030 Sorry, no habeas corpus without a corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3031 So , after the Archbishop who did you see? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3032 With your background, I recommend you cop a plea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3033 Try not to hang the jury, ok? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3034 Headless horseman defense will not work 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3035 In this case nothing can be said to be certain, except death and possibly taxes 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3036 I'm sorry, but a life sentence is non-negotiable. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3037 It's habeas corpus, not habeas corpse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3038 The death penalty would be too ironic. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3039 I think, in your case, we're going to have a tough time avoiding the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3040 I need you to say you feared for your safety. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3041 Let's talk about your body language. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3042 Prepare yourself. They have no choice but to seek the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3043 Guilty until proven innocent, in your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3044 When you're on the stand, try to avoid talking about your work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3045 I'll try to get you death. But they may stick you with life. (italicize or underline try) 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3046 You really shouldn't threaten the witness like that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3047 Frankly, we're in trouble. Everyone on the jury is alive. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3048 I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that you not testify. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3049 Let's put you on the stand and hope for a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3050 Kris Kringle won his case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3051 Faceless or not, cyber crime is still a crime. I'd suggest we plea out and save your neck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3052 Just a reminder, the death penalty is on the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3053 You really are the client from hell 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3054 Somehow I don't see them going for the death penalty in this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3055 Tomorrow, wear the suit and tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3056 We're just going to plead the fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3057 They're just not going to buy that you were only following orders. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3058 At least capital punishment is out of the question. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3059 No, you can't request the death penalty just to 'get out of here'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3060 Just tell them that your favorite movie is 'Death Takes a Holiday' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3061 What do you mean "you want to change your plea to "not guilty""? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3062 I think you are going to have to get over your identity crisis before I put you on the stand! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3063 You should come out with us. Your poker face is awesome. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3064 Spin it how you like, no one believes you're the life and soul of any party 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3065 You'll be lucky to get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3066 A plea bargain? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3067 The hoodie was not a good idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3068 Your identity change is perfect. No worries. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3069 Sorry, but there is a strict no hat rule. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3070 So you save face, and maybe find yourself ahead in the end. Win-win. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3071 They're sentencing you to you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3072 I'm not sure "Everyone makes a mistake once in a while" is going to fly 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3073 Don't touch me, Grim! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3074 Please don't tell the sentencing judge that you're a long term advocate of the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3075 You sure you want to stick with the Holy Ghost defense? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3076 Luckily this jury is as pro death as they come. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3077 If convicted, the penalty is death which, in your case, would be moot. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3078 Uh, what are you doing here? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3079 It's a wrongful death suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3080 Fortunately they don't have your fingerprints 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3081 Now remember -- jurors pay a lot of attention to body language, especially facial expression and eye movements. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3082 Okay, you can take the stand, but don't talk them to death! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3083 They're willing to drop the homicide charge if you plead guilty to misdemeanor theft of a scythe 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3084 And no, you won't be testifying in your own defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3085 I know you're trying to make a point here, but we really should have settled out of court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3086 They didn't find any finger prints. So, the evidence is circumstantial at best. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3087 There's not much we can do. You were clocked going 90. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3088 They had it coming 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3089 'Tag, you're it' is not a very good defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3090 so, in this case, the prosecutor is willing to make a plea bargain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3091 You can't be serious!.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3092 Ditch the hoodie, just take the 5th. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3093 Don't worry if we lose. They keep calling it a penalty but it'll feel more like a slap on the wrist. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3094 FYI. My death eventuates an immediate IRS audit of your tax filings. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3095 Trust me, without the scythe, they've got no case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3096 Stop saying you want a 'hung' jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3097 How many billable hours do I have left? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3098 They've offered a plea of Manslaughter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3099 Let's hope they can't find the Scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3100 Don't worry. The numbers are on your side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3101 It's tax season, make them remember that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3102 Just one juror not on your list, and we are home free. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3103 Well, looks like you're getting life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3104 Why are you always so grim about everything?? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3105 No, that's not what I meant by "the jury is deadlocked." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3106 The jury will never accept a plea of 'You could be next.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3107 Lets face it, no pun intended, things look grim Mr. Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3108 Be yourself with the Jury, or else they'll see right through you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3109 I think our best chance is to claim racial profiling. We should be able to get the 'black guy in a hoodie' description thrown out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3110 Are you stalking me? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3111 Anything you say may be used against you in the afterlife. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3112 The healthcare tax is coming down hard on diners. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3113 I could have lent you a tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3114 Our defense will be the law's religious exemption. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3115 Unfortunately, the writ your referring to isn't actually pronounced "habeas corpses." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3116 I'd lose the hood. Show them you've nothing to hide. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3117 The bad news is the judge supports the You Penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3118 Avoid saying "dead right" and "dead wrong" when you are on the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3119 Bad news - they're offering life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3120 Take the Fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3121 You're not doomed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3122 No... I'm afraid it's life... without parole! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3123 And why, exactly, should we appeal the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3124 I told you winning a chess game is not admissible evidence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3125 I think it will be abundantly clear to the jury that growing up in the 'hood had a big impact on your identity formation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3126 Yes, I do see the irony of having to appear in tax court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3127 A hoodie! Couldn't you wear something else? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3128 Stick with "Death doesn't kill people - people kill people," and you'll be fine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3129 Well, at least we know the prosecution wont't seek the death penalty... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3130 You want a change of venue? How's Pluto? Is Pluto good? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3131 If only we didn't have jurors 3 and 7 ... just sayin'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3132 You're being charged with 100 billion murders. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3133 Didn't you get the suit I left with your doorman? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3134 I won't lie to you but it's looking pretty grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3135 It appears your 1099 neglected to mention all you reaped in 2015. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3136 It doesn't matter, they still consider it a penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3137 As an expert witness try smiling less. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3138 We could cut a deal if you tell me where Taxes is hiding out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3139 How do you feel about a life sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3140 I'm pretty sure I can get you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3141 Don't worry, you're not the most guilty person I've defended. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3142 Sorry, this is traffic court.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3143 The judge is threatening to impose the life penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3144 And finally, try to smile at the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3145 What was that other thing besides taxes? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3146 I take it this isn't your first offense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3147 Sorry, but I really need Christmas Past on this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3148 I have bad news. The death penalty's off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3149 We are going with "unlawful search and scyther." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3150 Maybe it would have been better if you had not said, "Hey, it's my job". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3151 If the hoodie doesn't fit, you must acquit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3152 Next time wear the tie I gave you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3153 I still think a jacket and tie might help your defense 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3154 I'm quite sure you'll get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3155 The judge denied your Writ of Habeas Corpse 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3156 You know that wearing a hoodie leads to an automatic conviction. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3157 You of all people should have known that taxes are inevitable! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3158 I made you a killer deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3159 Bad news. Taxes is turning state's evidence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3160 Just play dead - I'll do all the talking.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3161 Well, it's the hollow cave face that seems to bother him most. Else, it's the bailiff in about 20 seconds. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3162 Between you and me, it's hard defending someone who brings a scythe into the courtroom... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3163 Are you on board with our seeking the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3164 Who'd have thought they'd get you for tax evasion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3165 I can't touch that Bible. You know that, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3166 If the judge gives you the death penalty, try not to laugh, OK? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3167 I know you made a career change, but reaping someone else's crops is still considered theft. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3168 Just show a little remorse, we can probably get you a reduced sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3169 I know a way out of this, but I'm not sure you're going to like it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3170 And you stole the scythe? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3171 What are the odds? I specialize in estate taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3172 Try not to have a blank stare when you look at the judge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3173 The bad news - this is not a class action suit. The good news - the death penalty is off the table, suicide is against the law. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3174 as your attorney, i advise... never mind. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3175 Would it have killed you to put on a tie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3176 I am not putting you on the stand! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3177 Can I tell the jury that you are willing to commute their death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3178 We think that your visitation rights should be limited. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3179 What do you mean you may have "mixed a few up?" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3180 You may very well have faced He Who Judges All Mankind, but in the courtroom of the 63rd District magistrate, I'm the one who knows how to play the game. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3181 Remember to smile when you take the witness stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3182 I thought we agreed on a sweater vest and tie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3183 Yeah, I can move for a change of venue but to where? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3184 Describe your occupation as "end of retirement advisor" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3185 The prosecution is requesting self-imposed punishment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3186 Could you try looking a little less grim? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3187 As your attorney I must caution you. You could get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3188 They've offered a deal. Plead guilty to four billion counts of murder and they'll drop the rest of the charges ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3189 So you are sayo that you want the death penalty !? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3190 I'm sorry. They've sentenced you to life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3191 I think it was a mistake to call Famine, Pestilence, and War as your character witnesses... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3192 Don't worry, I think I can get you the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3193 It's just a formality. You'll win in the end. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3194 Your Honor, my client utilizes an agricultural hand tool, professionally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3195 It's going to look like you don't want to face your accuser! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3196 Remember, you can't face the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3197 How about going forward I handle the jokes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3198 The judge is going to ask you to face the jury, and that's when I'll declare a mistrial for discriminatory practices. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3199 Remember, make eye contact with the jury and smile. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3200 If he asks if you have no sense of decency, plead the Fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3201 Our prospects look grim Mr. Reaper...I don't think the jury is buying the 'Angel of Death/River Styx' defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3202 Good news, I got a plea bargain to throw out the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3203 I think plea bargaining for "life" would be pushing it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3204 Don't take this the wrong way, but I saw this coming. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3205 Ironically, You GOT life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3206 It means produce the body, not bring him back from hell. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3207 Since this is your first trial for the firm, I will tell you when to go for the kill. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3208 Remember, don't approach the bench. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3209 Yes, shaving would have helped. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3210 I don't believe that the Uniform Code of Grim Reaper Conduct is recognized in this jurisdiction. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3211 You probably shouldn't have worn the hoodie today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3212 Are you listening to what I am saying? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3213 We'll prove the Grand Jury your actions were perfectly commensurate with your duties... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3214 It looks like the jury wants to give you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3215 ...they found you guilty, beyond a shadow of a doubt 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3216 Don't worry, there's no death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3217 I'm not saying it's you, but the whole jury died on sentencing day. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3218 He said up the river, not across the river. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3219 They'll knock it down to 100 billion counts of voluntary manslaughter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3220 Groan once for yes, twice for no. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3221 Sentencing could be rough - you've got a lot of previous... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3222 With 107,602,707,791 counts of manslaughter against you, I recommend you take the plea bargain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3223 Yes, there is a chance that it'll be a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3224 If you plead guilty, they'll drop the death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3225 He’s impressed by your attempt to conjugate the Latin verb habeo, but rules that you cannot present your Writ of Habeam Corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3226 We got this. There's no defense against death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3227 Its 'Death and Taxes', not 'Death or Taxes'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3228 As a demonstration of good faith, they've agreed to take death off of the table if you'll promise to do the same. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3229 Who exactly has been ripping off and profiting from your graffiti designs? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3230 You realize seeking the death penalty for jaywalking is irregular. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3231 Just this once take my advice and take down your profile picture and tone down your posts on Facebook. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3232 Any last words? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3233 i know your past shouldn't prejudice the jury, but don't count on it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3234 For tomorrow, I'd suggest the light gray pin-stripe with a red tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3235 The death penalty is on the table? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3236 We'll plead down to mankindslaughter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3237 Do you really think I'm worried about the death sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3238 It will help your defense if we refer to you as something other than the Grim Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3239 Try not to look like a death threat. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3240 It's going to be hard to get a fair jury in Miami 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3241 Who do they think they are giving ME the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3242 Next year you should just pay your taxes 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3243 Don't mention.the kissing 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3244 Listen, we all know the Oppenheimer quote. Next time just say, "Not guilty, your honor." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3245 Don't forget to smile. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3246 We've only a ghost of a chance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3247 You're going to loose the jury with the hood and Grim Reaper crap. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3248 "Cross my heart and hope to die" isn't going to cut it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3249 They'll have a hard time convicting without a scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3250 For the umpteenth time, its YOUR life on the line, not mine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3251 "They've taken the death penalty off the table". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3252 Hi, I'm the devil's advocate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3253 I told you, I don't have ANY character witnesses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3254 So, what brings you here? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3255 You gotta lose the hoodie 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3256 Your breath smells like death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3257 Honestly, I don't think a reduced sentence for good behavior is in the cards. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3258 Would you take a life sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3259 Look, stop grinning at the jury. It's not working. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3260 Y'know you are going to have to face up to this some time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3261 The last thing you need to worry about is a death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3262 If the pumpkin does not fit, they must acquit! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3263 Trust me. This is not the end. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3264 Good News is, New York has no death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3265 Alright, so I'm doing this pro bono, but don't forget our deal. When I die, I get to go out banging some hot chick, like the president did in "Dave." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3266 Everyone knows you're a sure thing, but these tax people have something going for them too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3267 Is life good for you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3268 Is that business formal where you come from? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3269 you'd have to admit, these cases are becoming more grim 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3270 I'm pretty sure they're not going to let me enter an appearance as "devil's advocate," what's your second choice? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3271 How many skeletons do you have in your closet? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3272 Just when did you first realize that you were dead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3273 I hope you don't think I'm doing this pro bono just to get on your good side? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3274 I'm certain taxes will be here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3275 Honestly things are looking grim. They have a killer case against you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3276 Unfortunately, the “inevitability of death” is not a valid legal defense to murder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3277 So is this your first time as the plaintiff? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3278 I asked you to not wear the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3279 You're exhibit A of the murder case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3280 I thought we agreed no hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3281 I knew the public defender would be the death of me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3282 Sorry, forgeting to recycle isn't a capital offense yet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3283 Don't worry. There's no death penalty in this state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3284 It's probate court. Your here as the "executor" not the "executioner". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3285 I've never seen anything like it -- seven billion restraining orders. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3286 I'm here for the hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3287 I wouldn't use that alibi. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3288 What is it that you don't understand about habeas corpus? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3289 I thought we agreed that you wouldn't wear your hoodie to court! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3290 Agree to the Settlement. When Life is exhausted, you can take them. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3291 Can we discuss who people hate more after the trial is over? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3292 How many death penalty cases have you won again? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3293 I already have a death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3294 Somehow I don't think this jury is going to go for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3295 Just sit there and look innocent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3296 At least you won't need to worry about the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3297 Could have been worse. You could have gotten back-to-back life sentences. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3298 Remember to take the fifth when they ask your name. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3299 Reading the indictment, I was chagrined to learn your first name isn't 'Graham', Mr. Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3300 Any idea why your key witness is missing? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3301 Just plead not guilty, and try to look innocent 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3302 Income tax evasion? Really? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3303 Seriously, let me do the talking. No one has ever beaten Death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3304 Remember, your an actuary, not Death, plays much better with the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3305 Without the scythe I don't think they'll buy it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3306 I'm sure you'll appreciate the irony of 'life in prison.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3307 We're breaking new ground, but I've handled a lot of wrongful death cases. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3308 There is no way this year gets any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3309 What the hell. Plead guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3310 OK, but this in the last time ...............who's there? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3311 That's what you're wearing? Work with me here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3312 I think we can get you off with life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3313 Can you arrange a hanged jury? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3314 You're just an empty suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3315 We'll just tell them you have a great track record filing habeus corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3316 What do you care? It's only 25 years. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3317 We're okay. The Court has confirmed the right to bear scythes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3318 Your priors make things a bit tricky, but this is a clear case of tortious interference with trade. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3319 I don't know what will happen if the judge sentences you to life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3320 Please don't make eye contact with any of the jurors....that is, if in fact you actually have eyes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3321 You could be facing a death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3322 No, there is no pleading the Sith... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3323 You were just doing your job isn't going to cut it here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3324 You're right. The hoodie does make you less threatening. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3325 It's about the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3326 Look. There's no way I'm putting you on the stand. I think your best bet is to stare at juror #3. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3327 it's not looking good... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3328 Just how many of these cases are there? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3329 I'm not sure self-defense is our best option here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3330 The jury wants the death penalty. That's as good as an acquittal for you! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3331 Let's make this easy--don't show your face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3332 I am pretty sure the prosector's facial recognition software is not that good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3333 I doubt you'll get life 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3334 On the bright side, you'll feel right at home on death row. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3335 Your scythe may only be symbolic, but it is admissible. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3336 Y'know, the victim was killed with a scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3337 You're looking at life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3338 Don't worry. What's the worst they can do? Sentence you to death? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3339 'I think the judge giving you the death penalty is a little on the redundant side." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3340 I'll be frank, your odds are grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3341 They've decided to take the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3342 I'm afraid they want to give you Life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3343 Why aren't you wearing the glasses I got you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3344 They're arguing that the plaintiff's life was not yours to take. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3345 Okay tomorrow wear a 3 piece suit 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3346 Because without the plea bargain you'll get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3347 No fingerprints on the scythe - they haven't got a case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3348 Can you get the death sentence off the table? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3349 Yes, I'm certain. I handle taxes, and you handle…you know, …what you handle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3350 Next time try to remember: Death AND taxes 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3351 I appreciate you see the case as res judicata; even so I'd like to earn my fee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3352 Just to recap: you did it, you'll keep doing it and that's that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3353 Can you show the jury a little remorse? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3354 Unfortunately, this is not a death penalty state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3355 It's just that the hood has sort of a connotation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3356 This will be the biggest serial killer trial ever. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3357 Don't blame me. I told you to lose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3358 Ok. Now, remember. The key is to make sure you don't get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3359 Worst case? They sentence you to you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3360 The judge wants to plead with you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3361 Well, your alibis' not being able to show up does create a bit of a problem. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3362 Just face the jury with that blank look on your face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3363 Nothing personal, but I prefer a different court appointed attorney. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3364 It is going to come down to whether the mask fits. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3365 I don't think they will identify you... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3366 Well, sure, why not? Go ahead and testify. They won't know who you are anyway. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3367 Yes, it's good, but 'Love and Death' is not my favorite Woody Allen movie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3368 Would you like to meet my mother-in-law? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3369 Couldn't you at least try to look contrite and remorseful? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3370 They found your DNA on the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3371 Let's go over it again, we're trying to AVOID the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3372 Don't mention the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3373 So, I assume you want the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3374 I can plead you down to eternity, with a few years off for good behavior. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3375 There is no prima facie evidence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3376 I'll try, but I can't promise you the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3377 Pro bono, huh? Over my dead body. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3378 Our strategy is simple-- go for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3379 As your lawyer I must advise you not to kill anyone during the lunch break. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3380 It's not genocide if you killed without regard to race, creed or color. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3381 This will only work if you cry when they give you the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3382 ...and you handle the estate tax questions. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3383 Get rid of the hoodie. It makes you look guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3384 Just take it as face value! I think we can win this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3385 So the verdict is in. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3386 I asked you to wear a nice suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3387 We can call most of these self-defense and the rest entrapment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3388 If nobody turns up the scythe, you could walk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3389 "Reaping what you sow" is not a good defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3390 Your case is looking grim, Mr. Reaper 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3391 With a little luck, I can get you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3392 Lawyer: I kept telling you, there are only two things certain in this life. You should have just paid your taxes, this is how they got Blade. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3393 Trust me, nolo contendere in civil court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3394 Death Penalty? Really? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3395 Don't be so gloomy, you'll scare the jury 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3396 The reason the trial is being delayed is that something seems to have happened to the prosecutor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3397 If it doesn't fit, you must acquit. Right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3398 I think we'll be able to avoid a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3399 So what was it like working with Ingmar Bergman? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3400 You should have worn a tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3401 Attorney, too? Judge, jury, and executioner weren't enough? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3402 Sure they took it. You could seriously hurt somebody with that thing! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3403 Didn't I tell you to wear a suit and tie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3404 Any priors? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3405 For the last time, your plea is guilty! Being ripped off by your wireless provider is no excuse for murder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3406 It's only some basic legal advice but I would not offer you are here to escort them to hell. Oh, and maybe lose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3407 It would really help if you lost the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3408 Yes, they believe you. That's the problem. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3409 You asked for me? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3410 No...."Death Penalty" isn't an insult. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3411 The judge may ask you to take your hood off, but don't. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3412 No, no, no - You're GETTING the death penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3413 What are you pleading? Not guilty or not here? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3414 When I say "the defense rests," don't take that as an invitation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3415 We'll take the death-and taxes-sure-things stance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3416 To tell you the truth, I don't know how they would handle the death penalty in your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3417 I think your Facebook profile is going to hurt us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3418 Mr. Reaper, I think it's advisable to start wearing a suit to these proceedings. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3419 This is not going to be easy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3420 I don't know why they call it a penalty, I'm actually really fun! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3421 You're being charged with a faceless crime. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3422 Just to make sure I understand you, are you hoping the jury reached a Death Penalty verdict? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3423 This time, don't touch anyone during the reënactment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3424 I'm sorry, but it seems that you are still liable despite being dead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3425 What was it you said your name was again? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3426 So, what do I owe you if we win this case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3427 In this case, the death penalty is basically just house arrest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3428 I understand your excitement, but this is not Texas. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3429 I suggest we go with the 'act of God' defence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3430 I told you. Being invisible and in her bedroom is not a defense to the charge of being a peeping tom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3431 Residuals -including international- we aren't settling for less. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3432 Don't look so grim Mr. Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3433 We actually GO for the death penalty--then double jeopardy on appeal. Agreed? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3434 Actually, your not doomed to indictment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3435 Stop interrupting me with your brainwaves. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3436 Ironically, we live in a state that doesn't support your penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3437 I'll argue that when the defendant claimed "Life's a bitch and then you die," she entered into a contract. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3438 I try and get you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3439 Yes Mr. Reaper, "the dead" can file a class action suit against you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3440 If you're found guilty, are we still good? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3441 Just like all the other times, be yourself - quiet and grim - and let me do the talking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3442 Don’t look so grim, the verdict isn’t in. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3443 Yes, I see the irony. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3444 At this point the pale horse wouldn't hurt your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3445 Let me do the talking--I think I can get you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3446 You know, there are a lot of people who want you dead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3447 You can't ask for the death penalty instead of paying your parking tickets. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3448 Don't worry - it's a jury of your pyres. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3449 Don't worry. This judge doesn't believe in the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3450 Whatever you do, don't use the "d" word. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3451 Don't worry, they've abolished the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3452 This is a contract case--we can't ask for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3453 I advise you to take the 5th, as well as the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3454 I think we can avoid the death penalty if you promise not to do it again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3455 Well, yes the outfit is a problem....... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3456 Bragging about your career isn't helping. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3457 Trust me; she'll get custody. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3458 I don't think a change of venue will help. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3459 I declined the plea bargain. Let's hope you get the chair. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3460 You can't convict what you can't see . Worth a try. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3461 By the way... I have some bad news. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3462 Oh man, you smell like... forget it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3463 A death penalty is a reach. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3464 So this is the first time I've represented Anonymous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3465 The IRS isn't ready to release you from your tax liability. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3466 When you take the stand next time, stop trying to be funny. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3467 Whatever you do, don't look at the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3468 You're looking at 100 billion counts, but I'm pretty sure I can get the Hitler charge dropped. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3469 At least there's no death penalty! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3470 As your attorney, I advise you to keep the hood on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3471 I told you to wear the blue suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3472 I'm assuming that jail time isn't an issue? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3473 They've got an eye witness. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3474 Just let me do the talking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3475 No, an appearance is never optional. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3476 Trust me. I'll get you your continuance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3477 Good news. The death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3478 The verdict is self-imposed punishment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3479 So, if he asks what your occupation is, take the fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3480 If the cloak don't fit, they must acquit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3481 So you want our plea bargain to be that you'll accept a death sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3482 A little smile for the jury please Reappie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3483 Let’s start by asking the judge for community service 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3484 You've gotta stop staring through the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3485 Don't complain. With good behavior you'll be out in one lifetime. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3486 The hood's ok, but you'll have to take the sunglasses off. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3487 I suggest you take the Fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3488 When you get up there try to look friendly and non-threatening. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3489 Why so grim? They gave you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3490 I'm not sure that a plea of "not guilty" is your best bet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3491 Would it have killed you to wear a jacket and tie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3492 You look surprised.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3493 Now don't be grim, we can always appeal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3494 Our defense is looking rather grim, Mr. Reaper 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3495 There IS a difference between natural death and murder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3496 Do you really think I need to cop a plea? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3497 As long as you assure me this is your first offense . . . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3498 If they ask you about death panels, take the Fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3499 He's known as the hanging judge. So you're good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3500 So this is how you reward me for getting you out on bail 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3501 Unless we can turn the tide, a life sentence is the best you're gonna get. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3502 Better not. Hoodies have become a presumption of guilt in this courtroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3503 I keep telling you . . . the prosecution has six nuns who saw you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3504 "it's my job" is not a defense to a charge of murder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3505 Unfortunately, they abolished the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3506 Now, when you ask if the death penalty is an option, how exactly do you mean that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3507 It looks pretty grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3508 When the judge says something you disagree with, try to not point at him ominously. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3509 Should I offer them to settle this over a game of chess? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3510 The jugge just reminded us that no hoodies are allowed in the courtroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3511 Just remember, you're the one who was cheated. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3512 Just need to make sure we agree on what we mean by jury 'selection' . . . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3513 At least you didn't bring the scythe to court-- that could help you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3514 Let's see if I can talk them down to accessory after the fact. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3515 You're sure you want to petition the court to change your name to Robin? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3516 I'll try to get the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3517 So you're in favor of the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3518 Denial, is first. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3519 Well, at least you're not grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3520 It's judgment day 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3521 It's a hollow victory. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3522 I know you want to testify, but I don't think it's a good idea. Did you see the look that juror number 4 gave you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3523 Your chances for acquittal look grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3524 I hear orange is the new black 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3525 They are confused about who represents death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3526 Don't throw yourself upon the mercy of the court. Remember, you want the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3527 I know, hooded creepy guys matter, I totally get it 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3528 Don't worry, I'll just tell them it's your job. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3529 I don't think wearing a conservative suit and tie would have killed you… You know what I mean. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3530 Is the plea bargain still on the table? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3531 There's a good chance you could get life... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3532 Sorry, Death. Looks like you might be facing yourself. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3533 Maybe you should wear something else to court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3534 You're the client but, in my opinion, wailing "your time is coming" to the judge is not a winning defense strategy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3535 Sir, this is a tax case--I am certain we can win on appeal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3536 Does that hoodie come in blue? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3537 Well yes, if six or more of the jurors suddenly died at the same time a mistrial would be declared, but what are the odds of that happening? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3538 We're trying to get the scythe found at the scene ruled inadmissible. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3539 I will try to get them to call you just Mr. Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3540 Good news, the Prosecution is not seeking the death penalty! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3541 What do you mean; "what's my date of birth"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3542 In your case the death penalty is beyond ironic. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3543 They've given you two minutes for high-sticking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3544 The problem is that not everyone appreciates your sense of humor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3545 What did I tell you about white juries and hoodies?!!? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3546 Honestly, I don't think that you should testify. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3547 I told you the scythe wouldn't get through the metal detector. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3548 Are you sure you wouldn't rather just pay those parking tickets? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3549 They don't care that it was just a traffic violation, they want to give you the Death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3550 I need to be honest with you. The outlook is grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3551 Fortunately, the state just repealed the eternal life penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3552 They'll let you walk if you testify against the other horsemen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3553 Let me do the talking, and remember, you have never been to Panama. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3554 Here comes the jury. Put on your best face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3555 The best you can hope for is 20 years to death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3556 Pro bono? With your record, it means you're screwed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3557 I appreciate your efforts but I've decided to represent myself. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3558 We'll argue mistaken identity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3559 How's life?, Is life good for you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3560 It's important that you don't laugh when they mention the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3561 I wish you had told me you dumped the scythe in the river. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3562 Twelve across, five letters. Opposite of life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3563 I am sorry, but it is hard to come up with a defense when you are wanted everywhere for manslaughter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3564 I think you should quit your day job. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3565 Let me get this right....you WANT the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3566 You may have dressed for the occasion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3567 Sympathetic jury? Forget it. I don't care if it is your job, murder is murder, and as your attorney, I'll be seeking the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3568 Don't be proud. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3569 They're starting to run out of prosecutors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3570 Hello. Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3571 I told you to wear a tie - you look a little intimidating. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3572 Remember, "if the scythe doesn't fit, you must acquit." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3573 Look, the most important thing is that you not lose face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3574 It's evidence; you'll get the scythe back after the trial. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3575 We really need to change your image. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3576 the seventh seal defense may not be our best option here 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3577 "He had it coming" just won't do.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3578 You"re late! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3579 Your best shot is to roll with the Michael Jordan meme. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3580 Well yes ... there will be hell to pay. But how much? ... and can we talk them down? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3581 Max von Sydow refused to be a character witness. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3582 I'm sorry. There's no open carry defense for a scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3583 Try to look sympathetic. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3584 Grim, I want to be on the record for advising you that hoodies are not appropriate in the courtroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3585 The guilty verdict is disappointing, but I'm pleased with the death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3586 You nailed it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3587 No, I don't think the witness is looking a little old. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3588 No problem. The death penalty would be double jeopardy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3589 The death penalty suits you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3590 I take it you're familiar with the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3591 If you'd listen to my advice about death and taxes you wouldn't be here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3592 Sorry, but I don't think we can ask for the death penalty in a bankruptcy case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3593 You understand what I mean when I say 'a hung jury would be a great outcome for us,' right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3594 Now don't go losing your head over this - juries notice every little thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3595 I think I can get them to take the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3596 Enough with the dead lawyer jokes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3597 The good news is the prosecutor is taking the You Penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3598 We're unlikely to get parole, given your record... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3599 Will you have to recuse yourself because of my brush with death? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3600 I'm sorry, but the death penalty was abolished here in 1965. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3601 They're going for the death sentence. Try not to look happy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3602 They have 100,000 years of evidence...Our chances look grim.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3603 Can you at least TRY to look a little less grim? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3604 Cross your fingers, I think I can get you the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3605 I do believe I'm having a near-death experience. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3606 So I told him, 'Not til Hell Freezes Over!' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3607 I completely agree. There's no way they'll recognize you without the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3608 Without the hoodie you'd have a better chance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3609 At least it's not a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3610 Sepulchre? Is that some kind of plea? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3611 Don't be so grim; you can only get life without parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3612 I'm death. That's what you want nme to go with? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3613 It's not the first count that I'm worried about, it's the next 11 billion that concern me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3614 Would a suit and tie have killed you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3615 .. and your telling me THIS now?!? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3616 We've already set one precedent. We now have a strong case to set a second one and win your tax appeal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3617 We're losing pretty badly so far. Can you...you know...'visit' a couple of the jurors? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3618 They're threatening to give life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3619 Because you're death, witness protection is out of the question. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3620 I'm afraid it looks grim... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3621 Remember, the prior Remember the ten billion prior deaths can't be admitted in this case 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3622 No actually, I didn't quite understand your last voicemail message. It didn't make much sense - something about a bell and tolls?!? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3623 The prosecutor is arguing for the death penalty on this case, although I guess that works in your favor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3624 It's the hoodie and your occupation. A clear case of profiling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3625 You've been sentenced to life. Don't ask me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3626 The D.A. is asking for life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3627 No. You can't plead irony to a death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3628 The court will agree with your privacy concerns. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3629 We need a better defense than “his time was up.” 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3630 I'm not saying to dress uncomfortably, I'm just saying hoodies are a bit fraught these days. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3631 I wasn't able to locate any of your alibis. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3632 You couldn't have worn a suit? You just look guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3633 Did you just call me an 'empty suit'? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3634 It's going to be up to the jurors to determine if the hood fits. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3635 I cannot advise "I had to see a man about a dog" as your best defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3636 Please try not to laugh every time they mention the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3637 Okay, you can keep the hood, but please wear glasses tomorrow. We need the jury to see your softer side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3638 Shut your hole. If they want to call it a penalty, let them call it a penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3639 Well, they are asking for the death penalty, but the good news is that they don't quite know how that would work in your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3640 Don't worry, you said they didn't get a good look at your face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3641 You needn't ring your death knell every time I say "I object". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3642 I think I can get them down to afterlife without parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3643 It's looking kind of grim... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3644 I had nothing to wear and nowhere to hide. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3645 Remember, a smile goes a long way. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3646 You're the one that went with the Public Defender. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3647 So you made that yourself? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3648 I don't think we can plead lack of intent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3649 Acquittal shouldn't be a problem...after all, this is a 'no death penalty' state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3650 This case is the least of my problems? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3651 If you get too close to the judge up there, expecto some major patronum. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3652 Gee Rob, I'm glad it's not your sense of humor that's on trial here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3653 Stay away from any radical comments on the death penalty if they don't confirm you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3654 Would you be mad if you heard I don't believe in the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3655 So far, the "intimidating the witness" strategy seems to be working. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3656 There's no prima facie case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3657 The judge is asking for continuance again. Looks like another set of jury members died of "natural causes" last night. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3658 Well, then maybe we should skip the character witnesses 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3659 I told you to stop pointing at Juror #5. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3660 In your case, you could get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3661 Mr. Reaper the possibility of aquital looks grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3662 I am advising you to lose the hood. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3663 Remember, we're claiming everything from the hardware as a work expense - not just the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3664 The coat and tie didn't work for you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3665 I have to be honest, there's a very good chance you could get the dea... the you penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3666 If the prosecutor asks you to state your name, just plead the Fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3667 This is not the time for hide and seek!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3668 Would I have gotten a better lawyer if I had paid more? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3669 My fee is contingent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3670 Wipe that guilty look off your face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3671 Could you try to look less grim? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3672 You know, in most cases the petition for clemency is made before the execution 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3673 Don't forget, don't smile at the jury! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3674 Do me a favor and just point a finger at the jurors a few times during the trial. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3675 Life sounds pretty good, don't you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3676 This would be a good time to look every juror in the eye. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3677 We'd be in better shape if you hadn't taken Scalia. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3678 Plead the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3679 Sorry, I just got this case. Do you have any character witnesses? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3680 Relax… a death sentence gets your released on your own recognizance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3681 I'm not gonna lie. The odds look pretty grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3682 So then, where is thy sting? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3683 Even if we don't win, we've got a great shot at a miniseries. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3684 A life sentence? You're being ironic, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3685 No, we can't plead this out to get a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3686 I wanted to let you know that I have really enjoyed this internship. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3687 Whoever it was they didn't leave any fingerprints. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3688 Our best bet is a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3689 Normally I'd suggest you remove your hood but I think we'll make an exception today... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3690 Your fingerprints were on the chess board. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3691 At least try to show remorse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3692 At least I have a lawyer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3693 Do you go by Grim or Mr Reaper.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3694 You will need to explain why the death rate is still one each. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3695 The jurors don't like your body language. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3696 You know, we don't have a ghost of a chance, don't you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3697 There's quite a few old people on the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3698 If all goes well I can get you the death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3699 Can you swear that the death was accidental? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3700 This is traffic court. I can't ask the judge to give you the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3701 The jury's looking Grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3702 I'd say your best bet is to remain silent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3703 Try not to have such a blank face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3704 I’ll do this pro bono if you do me a little favor … 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3705 Your image problem is killing us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3706 To a jury, it's all about appeal, so please wear a coat and tie tomorrow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3707 Quit killing the jurors. It's a civil case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3708 The ultimate tweet has been tweeted. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3709 Show your compassionate side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3710 Let's just agree that the death penalty is a moot point 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3711 It's too bad capital punishment isn't legal here cause, y'know, you'll end up just going back to where you came from... Because you're death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3712 I promise you won't get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3713 After your testimony, the judge will understand just who is at risk for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3714 You should of shaved for court day. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3715 I've filed a motion for change of venue to Hades. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3716 Yes, I DO find it ironic that you'll be carrying out your own sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3717 No, they won't give you the death penalty for tax evasion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3718 Good news. The prosecutor agreed to the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3719 When the Prosecution asks you to take the stand, do that evil laugh thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3720 Array suit with a blue tie might have been better 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3721 Traces of your DNA have not only been found at the scene of this murder, but at every murder ever. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3722 How are my chances? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3723 things are looking a little grim. that's not good in this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3724 I'll ask for the death penalty, commuted to time served 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3725 I've changed my mind about a pro Bono defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3726 How many? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3727 They can't see past the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3728 Duck. She said the robberr was wearing a hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3729 I'm sorry. But the irony would be too much to ask the judge to overturn your life- in-prison sentence, just because you hate orange. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3730 You couldn't have worn something a little less grim for my first trial? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3731 I feel like I'm playing devil's advocate here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3732 Eventually you will need to show up in person. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3733 Remember, this jury does NOT appreciate 'Gallows Humour'... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3734 Let me get this straight .. I am the evil sorcerer here 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3735 I'll get the case dismissed for your inability to face your accuser. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3736 We're going with a Lawful Capacity of Office defense, you were just doing your job 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3737 When I said 'Wear your dark suit,' I meant the Brooks Brothers one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3738 Would you settle for life without possibility of parole? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3739 I told the judge you'd be willing to extend his life sentence if he gets rid of yours. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3740 Excellent, I hope to represent you in the future… yes we do work with clients more than once. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3741 I'm not worried if YOU get the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3742 Yea, it will be a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3743 Cheer up-- the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3744 I think it's time to put a scare into juror number three. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3745 You might have a better chance if you took off that hoody. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3746 I guess if all else fails we can try the no face defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3747 Jeepers Reaper, Stop being a Creeper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3748 Good news! The Prosecutor said the death penalty is off-the-table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3749 I don't think "It was his time" will sway the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3750 Seriously? Now we have a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3751 I'm sorry. The dead man's rule just doesn't apply here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3752 Personally, I'm against it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3753 unfortunately, our efforts to suppress your Yelp rating has been overruled 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3754 Let's put it this way: The scythe of justice cuts slowly, but it cuts really deep ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3755 I don't think we can get a continuance for all eternity...... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3756 Now they will read each of the 107,343,279,045 counts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3757 You're telling me you're against the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3758 Apparently, the 'open carry' law doesn't apply to scythes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3759 When I said professional attire, I meant suit and tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3760 Perhaps it would help if you remove your hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3761 Try not to intimidate the witnesses 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3762 Good news. The judge is an existentialist. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3763 If you let her live, she'll let you keep the beach house. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3764 I'm so sorry, I know what a life sentence means to you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3765 So, I don't think we'll be able to get the death sentence off the table... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3766 Let me guess, imaginary death panels, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3767 The stages here are similar to what you're used to seeing. Deny everything, argue, plea bargain, but ultimately accept the verdict. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3768 I think we should file a petition for habeas corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3769 I say we go for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3770 Finally, a proper attorney. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3771 It's never been tried before, but we're going with a raison d'etre defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3772 Let's face You are a born loser. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3773 The charge is inappropriate garb for a 40 year old. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3774 Witness: "I can't say for certain. It was either him or taxes." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3775 I think we should plead the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3776 You get weekends and Easter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3777 I know you’re upset, but they won't issue you the death penalty for failing to pay last year's income taxes! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3778 I suggest an Alford plea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3779 If you want to appeal, I need another 100 souls as a retainer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3780 The death penalty is not on the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3781 I found it very difficult to find character references to defend you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3782 At least you won't have to worry about the death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3783 Yes, I know you have some experience with plea bargaining, but let me handle this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3784 You might offer to play a game of chess to delay sentencing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3785 The jury is back and they look grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3786 We're *this* close to a mistrial, Dave... can you dial it down a notch? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3787 So far, so good. Your chances look pretty grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3788 Of course our services are complementary ... as a matter of professional courtesy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3789 Your job is to testify during the penalty phase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3790 I said a business suit AND a tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3791 'The good news is that, so far, no one can positively identify you". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3792 Hung jury is supposed to be a metaphor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3793 Yes, it would be ironic if you got the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3794 If you plead guilty, you will get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3795 I warned you not to wear a hoodie! Now you're goose is cooked! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3796 I'm hoping for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3797 Don't forget to make eye contact. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3798 Good news, it's only the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3799 Just tell them the Devil made you do it 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3800 Wait, you name is Tom? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3801 Hey, it's called reasonable doubt. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3802 It's a little late for that now, but I get mine from Jos. A. Banks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3803 Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're gonna go with the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3804 Make eye contact with the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3805 Gender bias is the least of our problems. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3806 Yes, I get it, our case is dead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3807 Are you still hanging around? There's no death penalty in New York. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3808 I suggest you plead the Fifth Circle of Hell. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3809 Tax evasion? Really? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3810 You may want take the 5th. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3811 Look straight ahead and don't worry about any eyewitnesses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3812 Will you be involved with jury selection? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3813 Are you seriously asking me if you're going to get the death sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3814 What do you mean you didn't see her? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3815 Don't worry. If the scythe doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3816 'Here's your alibi: all afternoon, you were in Times Square posing for photos with tourists.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3817 Wait, your the Grim Reaper? I'm not sure i'm on the right side of this case anymore! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3818 Perhaps we should change our tactic, lighten up and don't look so Grimm....... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3819 "I was just following orders" is not going to work for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3820 No, no... the other kind of habeas corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3821 Not exactly what I meant when I said you had to face off with the Judge today.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3822 Are you certain? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3823 Due to your inability to pay, you're better off pleading guilty to the theft of 100 billion souls. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3824 I don't think wearing a hoodie to court was the smartest move. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3825 The just-following-orders defense has not worked since the Nuremberg trials. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3826 Great, give them the vacant look when they ask you where you were the night of the murder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3827 The evidence is overwhelming. However, I think I can argue that the search for your scythe was unconstitutional. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3828 Be not proud. Take the fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3829 I'm glad you took my advice and left the scythe at home. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3830 Remember, you're just a harbinger of death - not the root cause. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3831 Just don't react when the judge mentions the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3832 I assume you have no problem with the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3833 You need to cut a deal. Otherwise it's death without the possibility of parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3834 I strongly recommend you plead the Fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3835 Look, I'm sorry but they don't HAVE the death penalty in New York. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3836 They're leaning toward the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3837 I assume avoiding the death penalty isn't a priority. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3838 No, wearing your charcoal gray suit tomorrow is not going to fix this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3839 You don't think we can actually win, do you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3840 I am here for the writ of habeas corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3841 Yes, let's go with Fred, the "Grim Reaper" isn't likely to illicit much sympathy with the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3842 It's the jury of your peers that worries me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3843 Let's not mention your regular job. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3844 Didn't I tell you to wear the navy blue cardigan? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3845 We're not playing chess. This is a court room. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3846 You are making my defense work of you seem hollow 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3847 You're right. It didn't kill me to object 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3848 My advice? Lose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3849 Remember, you never touched the guy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3850 Are you sure you want to claim you had affluenza? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3851 They're asking for life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3852 If you agree never to bother the judge, you’re free to go 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3853 I don't suppose we'll be able to find any character witnesses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3854 It's the Supreme Court. I don't think they recognize any higher authority. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3855 You do realize you're looking at life here? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3856 You have a right to remain silent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3857 You went to Vassar with Bob? His brother, Jim used to live in my building. Small world. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3858 Ah you really meant it when you said a life sentence just wouldn't be possible. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3859 The judge asks that you remove your hood. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3860 You're killing me with this "for all eternity" talk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3861 If he asks about the hood, tell him you have very sensitive skin. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3862 I don't believe I can argue against the death penalty, all things considered. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3863 Remember, I asked you to wear a suit to make a good impression. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3864 Get over it - there's no way to get your scythe through security. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3865 Your new sickle holster is amazing. I couldn't even tell you are carrying. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3866 I don't think an appointment in Samarra works as an alibi. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3867 I'll be using the "Because she could not stop" defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3868 Damn. It's Prima facie. Death and taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3869 I guess a tax case was inevitable. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3870 No. No. No. ...No Darth Vader defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3871 No I can assure you guilt was not written all over his face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3872 You are looking at the 'you penalty.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3873 What do you mean you didn't bring the scythe?! Great, the prosecution is just going to kill you up there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3874 Bad news, looks like your getting life... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3875 As you are quite aware, you don't have a chance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3876 The hoodie makes you look guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3877 Eventually they will be a jury of your peers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3878 I'm sorry to inform you that you've been given the life penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3879 We'd like to request a brief recess to, uh, kill your Honor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3880 Potter's going to testify. You'd better take the deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3881 Apparently we did need to make a distinction between 'Reaper' and 'Reapist' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3882 No one else saw you either. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3883 I'm not asking for the death penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3884 The prosecution rests in peace. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3885 I guess a death sentence is redundant. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3886 The jury has a sense of humour. They're suggesting life imprisonment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3887 A recommendation for mercy might be a tough sell. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3888 The facts aren't great but motive may be hard to prove 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3889 This is going to be so ironic if you get the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3890 This is not what I had in mind when I told you to dress for a somber occasion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3891 Take the plea. Otherwise, you're facing the You penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3892 Good news. I got you the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3893 Be sure to peer earnestly at the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3894 You really want the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3895 Remember Mr. Reaper, you went to the movies alone on the night of January 9th. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3896 THIS WILL BE A WIN FOR OUR SIDE, NOBODY RECOGNIZED YOU AT THE LINE UP. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3897 Your chances for acquittal look really grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3898 A concrete metaphor comes to mind.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3899 Let's go over this again; Your defense is "mortality"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3900 Don't worry, we've got a killer strategy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3901 Our client should be here shortly. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3902 Who are plaintiffs? Well...I guess everybody. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3903 Why are you giving me a blank look? Don't you understand the charges? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3904 Take the plea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3905 I think we have a better chance if we go with your middle name - Larry Reaper' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3906 Yes, I’d say it DOES look bad for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3907 Again, that's not what we mean by habeas corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3908 I'm not sure you have the stomach for this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3909 In all the years as a defense lawyer, you are my first hallow case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3910 Things are looking pretty grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3911 No, a hung jury does not mean they all die. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3912 I'm sorry, but you are not allowed to plead the fifth commandment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3913 They threw out 106 billion of the counts against you based on the statute of limitations, but that still leaves 1 billion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3914 If we can convince them you're Death, they'll probably give you Life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3915 My clients don't usually ask for the death penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3916 It doesn't look good, Sir. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3917 You're screwed", "everybody hates you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3918 You are going to be the death of me yet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3919 Remember to smile and look the jury right in the eye. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3920 I'm not sure he can do this, but the judge just gave you the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3921 The judge wants to know what your reaction to a death penalty would be? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3922 They're asking for a continuance. What do you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3923 Could you maybe lose the hoodie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3924 Relax, when they ask the witness to point to the accused, just pull the hoody off, I'll have you home before dinner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3925 Are you really suggesting "depraved indifference"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3926 I'm sorry, but the judge thinks you're a risk to the community. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3927 Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're above the law. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3928 Now be nice! Remember the jurors are also future clients. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3929 When you're on the stand, whatever you do, don't touch the judge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3930 The you penalty is on the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3931 We're looking at manslaughter, assisted suicide. You good with that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3932 The worst they can give is the you-penalty! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3933 Are you sure you want to seek a life sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3934 This is not a good time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3935 With this plea, we can get you life in prison instead of the death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3936 At least try to look remorseful? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3937 I advise to lose the hood and plead the fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3938 You;ve gotta stop pointing at the jurors and shouting 'You're next!" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3939 Look at the bright side, they named your penalty after you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3940 As your attorney, I must advise you to stop pointing to the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3941 Personally, I don't thick they can touch you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3942 I can get you eternity, with 10 years off for good behavior. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3943 Nothing is certain but death and lawyers' fees. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3944 Stop pointing at the jurors. We're running out of alternates. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3945 You just got the death penalty but, I'm curious, who's going to take you to the other side? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3946 When you say I'd better win this case, what exactly do you mean...? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3947 Our defense is, yes he steal souls; but... come on guys, he's the Grim Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3948 Look on the bright side, you might get to meet Aaron Hernandez. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3949 I think I can get the line up ID thrown out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3950 If you cop to the first billion counts, I might be able to get your sentence reduced. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3951 The death penalty has no effect here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3952 When you testify, try not to be so grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3953 Relax, there is no Life penalty in Texas. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3954 Tie! I asked you to please wear a tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3955 No, I don't think a demonstration would help your case right now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3956 I'll try and argue for concurrent sentences. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3957 You got life without parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3958 Luckily, in this state there is no penalty for death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3959 Take it! You'll be out in a 100 years with good behavior. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3960 ...on the other hand, none of the survivors can positively identify you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3961 I'm telling you, a jury won't like the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3962 I should have known — everyone objects to Death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3963 You need to get your head in this trial... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3964 I like your brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3965 You can relax, it's just the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3966 Have you thought about pleading guilty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3967 I remind you again. This is not a death penalty state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3968 Let's use the Star Wars defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3969 On the plus side, capital punishment in this state is "beheading". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3970 I'm so tired of these wrongful death lawsuits. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3971 I think we have a pretty good shot at a mistrial. You're scaring the crap out of the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3972 Nobody innocent wears a hoodie 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3973 Will the jury be confused when they learn I'm the defendant? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3974 Divorce Court 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3975 Fortunately, there are no witnesses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3976 Habeas what? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3977 Honestly, your only chance of getting off these charges is winning an election to public office 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3978 Tell the court that your job is to die for. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3979 They said they found your DNA on the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3980 I don't think you have an alibi for the murder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3981 And keep calm on the stand; remember: no scythe, no proof. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3982 You're not afraid of the death penalty, are you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3983 You've got nothing to worry about---this state doesn't have a Death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3984 The criminal justice system doesn't like black hoodies. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3985 They're want to charge you with murder, but I think we can get it down to manslaughter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3986 "sure, but I don't think self defense is on the table". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3987 Don't be so grim, the jury is still out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3988 Now remember Mr. DEATH, when you get on the stand, say only that you were following the company guidelines with regard to your job description. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3989 Remember what we talked about...eye contact, eye contact, eye contact! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3990 Now I want you to give them your sunny-ist smile 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3991 I made a deal with the jury they couldn't refuse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3992 As co-counsel, I insist we seek the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3993 I'd like to save you until the end. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3994 In your case the death penalty is probably moot. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3995 Don't kill me, but I can't seem to find your birth certificate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3996 So what part of 'my client has nothing to hide' didn't you understand? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3997 Of course in your case the death penalty is not a viable option. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3998 Well, it is a matter of life and death, but...you already know that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
3999 Calling yourself Dr. Death is not helping. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4000 They've offered life without parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4001 This trial has become a real face-off. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4002 How about twenty to life? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4003 "Et in arcadia ego" is not a great alibi. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4004 You have nothing to worry about. They'll never be able to identify you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4005 Would wearing a suit and a tie to court kill you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4006 It's OK, smiling at the jury is overrated, anyway. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4007 Fine, you can take me. But may I first moon the jury? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4008 It might help if you didn't say "Yes!" whenever the prosecution recommended the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4009 The right to face your accusers requires a little something on your part. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4010 Can you get me out of this? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4011 Look the jury in their souls. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4012 So, you met Justice Scalia? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4013 They don't understand that you would welcome the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4014 Remember: you had an appointment in Samarra. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4015 I'm sorry, the best I can get you is life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4016 I'm afraid your DNA results are not encouraging. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4017 Remember: the death was consensual. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4018 As your lawyer, I can't help you if you insist on wearing a hoodie 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4019 We can't excuse those who oppose the death penalty. You are the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4020 Technically, death is a penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4021 Granted, for you it wouldn't be a real penalty, but they still want to have their trial. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4022 I don't think the jury will buy the self defense argument 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4023 If things go wrong, you might get the you penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4024 Fat chance. Her Honor leans toward Life without parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4025 Do your prefer Grim or Mr. Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4026 And, naturally, your taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4027 If the scythe doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4028 Death be not proud. Let's settle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4029 After this, are you going to take a holiday? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4030 How does the death penalty sound to you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4031 You don't exactly have an innocent face 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4032 It's ok, we're claiming it's required by your religious beliefs 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4033 The good news is, you'll get capital punishment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4034 Maybe a suit and tie tomorrow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4035 The worst case scenario is a Life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4036 I'll defend you but you have to stop staring me in the face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4037 I want to remind you that I am not being paid on the contingency that you are found innocent 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4038 Yes, I know, but the prospect of global overcrowding is unlikely to get you a favorable verdict. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4039 Look, I've already told you that we can't say you were "just helping him cross the rainbow bridge". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4040 I don't think we have to worry about them seeking the death penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4041 They'll think your guilty if you look so grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4042 Know anything about a scythe? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4043 I think I can get you life without parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4044 Chances look grim, Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4045 Well, yes. Scientology does enforce that Billion Year Contract. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4046 With all due respects ,Community service at the funeral home is your only option. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4047 "I'm trying to make sure there are no widows on the jury". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4048 Thanks for not bringing the scythe 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4049 You should have paid your taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4050 What are you doing here? The death penalty is supposed to be for the poor and people of color. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4051 Trust me. 'Wardrobe malfunction' is not the best way to go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4052 Are you willing to be cross examined? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4053 My soul? Yeah, I'm afraid the Devil got dibs on that one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4054 I tried but they won't take the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4055 Stop looking so grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4056 You can't plead "It's my job" to the murder charge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4057 Well, one' thing's for sure. We don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4058 They're going for the You Penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4059 This is going to be a slam dunk, just look at the judge and point! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4060 All I'm saying is it could help your case to lose the hoodie and remember to put your face on before showing up every morning. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4061 Stop it. I’ll handle jury selection. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4062 I suggest a little fire and brimstone in your closing remarks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4063 It's hard to say if the death penalty applies in your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4064 We discussed this. You're not testifying. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4065 There's someone at my office I would like you to meet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4066 Are you sure you want to go through with this case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4067 Yes, the acquittal is nice, but it's the civil trial where they'll kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4068 He sentenced you to life, just for the irony. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4069 dude just play it cool, no one will think you wanted to kiss that girl 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4070 Is that a new style huddie with a tail! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4071 You really thought you could get away with tax evasion? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4072 Don't interrupt me, I'm killing it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4073 "We've got this - no one's ever cheated you yet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4074 This is serious. You could be facing the you penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4075 You need to know that the others find you somewhat standoffish 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4076 Don't you think we're laying it on a little thick? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4077 My guess is they'll vote for the one named after you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4078 We can get you time off for good behavior. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4079 Since the prosecution's case is based largely on facial recognition, you should walk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4080 Frankly, I don't want you as my lawyer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4081 Hey, what are some good chillwave bands bro? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4082 I don't think the jury is buying the argument that you are a tax-exempt nonprofit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4083 Lets keep it to ourselves that all your potential character witnesses pre-deceased you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4084 Hoodies always prejudice the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4085 And I wouldn't bring up the 'habeus corpus' angle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4086 So you think we should ask for the death sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4087 It's "inevitable" and "would you rather pay taxes" are not good defenses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4088 ...and if I loose your case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4089 The judge wants you to list all the institutions that issued these certificates. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4090 Frankly, I think you should accept the plea bargain and opt for life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4091 Look, I know how to pronounce it, but I'm still going to call you Dr. Deeth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4092 We need to change your image. You look like death warmed over. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4093 We can appeal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4094 Still, the jury needs to see eye contact. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4095 You'd be dead if it weren't for me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4096 This is the one case where I advise leaving the hoodie on 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4097 Of course We'll appeal it if they give you "Life." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4098 So - are you okay with the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4099 When you get up there, just remember to plead the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4100 When I call you to the stand, leave the scythe under the table, OK? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4101 Apparently, those were the droids they were looking for. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4102 The public has a bad perception of us lawyers 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4103 If asked about your time on Wall Street, remember what I said; you were "fruitfully remunerated." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4104 The real trick will be proving to the millennials that you're not a Dementor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4105 I don't think the judge will accept 'just kidding' as a plea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4106 They offered us a plea deal: Parole without life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4107 Try to look less grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4108 Any chance tomorrow you can wear the plaid outfit , you are scaring the jury 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4109 Of course your fingerprints weren't found, but the dead body isn't going to help you either. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4110 Leave it on: nameless and faceless relates more to Everyman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4111 Lucky for us they got no fingerprints off the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4112 I'm not sure that look will result in a hung-jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4113 I'm afraid the jury is deadlocked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4114 Yes Mr. Reaper, this is a class action suit brought against you by the Imps of Death, for excessive withholding taxes and gross underpayment since the beginning of time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4115 Frankly, it doesn't look good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4116 I don't think it sat well with the jury when you said your hobbies were spontaneous combustion and Ebola. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4117 No. I don't think we can argue you deserve a tax exemption. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4118 Your chances of winning this case are grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4119 ...and you are? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4120 But I wasn't wearing a disguise. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4121 These cases always end the same 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4122 Remember, we're trying to highlight your cuddly side 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4123 Don't be empty headed. Take the settlement! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4124 Don't worry. I think they will have a hard time finding a jury of your peers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4125 This case might last an eternity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4126 Slowing overpopulation is a weak defense, but it's all we got. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4127 I guess, this is it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4128 Looks like you're going to get "life". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4129 You're innocent until proven inevitable. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4130 Well, they're giving you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4131 No, you MAY NOT hold the scythe when you get on the witness stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4132 You did "what" with the pitch fork? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4133 They want a restraining order. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4134 We're going to call it a 'butter knife.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4135 Your hoodie makes you look guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4136 I'm confident the prosecution won't be able to positively identify you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4137 I don't think your testimony will help my client avoid the death penalty! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4138 It's looking grim, Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4139 Your choice of clothing will not help our case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4140 It's a class action - Everybody in the World against You. No worries. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4141 So if I win this case, I'm off the hook? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4142 I got them down to 100 billion manslaughters. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4143 No problem -- the death penalty is automatic in this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4144 If all else fails, we'll ask for a writ of Habeus corpse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
4145 Smile a lot. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4146 With all due respect, it's not exactly my fault that Johnnie Cochran was unavailable. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4147 Don't worry. If they don't dismiss the class-action after these hearings, we're simply going to ask for some class members to appear in person. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4148 Good news: judge is throwing out the line up ID. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4149 They got you on intent. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4150 There's a reason that this is a hoodie-free zone Tyrone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4151 You should probably consider actually letting this jury live. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4152 We will maintain that this is a case of mistaken identity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4153 I came to take your life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4154 You're telling me this now? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4155 Three words: Failure. To. Appear. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4156 They've got you at the scene. They've got you on motive. Let's leave the reaper home again tomorrow, OK? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4157 I never do this, but I'm suggesting you go for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4158 Ironically, you've been given life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4159 Honestly, that "eyes are the windows of the soul" doesn't matter in court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4160 But you're not qualified to BE President. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4161 You know, this whole case hinges on the jury being able to see what you're really made of. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4162 You should have appealed earlier. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4163 I can't ethically accept 'never dying' as payment. I'm handling this case pro bono. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4164 Remember: The Devil Made You Do It. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4165 What do you mean the tie makes me look guilty? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4166 Congratulations, it's a hung jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4167 Should I ask for the death penalty? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4168 I know you look forward to a hung jury, but I'd like to win this. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4169 Is this a higher or a lower court? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4170 No, in this court the judge and jury are separate. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4171 Can we lighten the face to highlight your inner innocence ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4172 Let's tell the judge that you were only doing your job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4173 Hard to find a sympathetic jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4174 The judge is hoping you will take the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4175 I know you're facing the death penalty, but in your case I think we can risk a jury trial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4176 Remember--try not to look so grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4177 When I said dress up for court, I didn't mean as the Grim Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4178 No magistrate in the country will convict you—you were just supervising. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4179 With any luck, the prosecutor will go for the Death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4180 To pick a jury of your peers, we need bottom feeders: foreclosure buyers, eviction specialists and conservative think tank linguistics artists who praise the need "tax relief." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4181 I'll need you to put on a good face in front of the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4182 It's a clear case of mistaken identity. The prosecution allege their client was assaulted by nine men seeking his "precious". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4183 I advise you not to take the stand 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4184 Well, he is known as "The Hanging Judge". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4185 They couldn't see your face in that hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4186 Your alibi is good. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4187 We're going for a mistrial, you didn't rape, you reaped. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4188 Did my mother -in -law send you 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4189 Remember the worst they can give you is death, wait that's the bare minimum for you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4190 This is The People's Court. Dead Reckoning is upstairs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4191 You're not helping your case by laughing at the judge when he brings up the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4192 Death AND taxes? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4193 I know you're "just not another pretty face" but prove it to the jury... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4194 I'm not sure that this judge will consider a voice message a binding contract that you won a free Caribbean Cruise. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4195 If the editor is found guilty for not responding to submissions of cartoons in a timely manner, you can have him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4196 You're giving me a devil of a time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4197 Their case is mostly circumstantial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4198 we just have to convince them that it's your job 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4199 I'm the ambulance chaser 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4200 We just handle your trusts and estates. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4201 No, I don't think a game of chess would help. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4202 I can get you a deal if you can live with it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4203 I woke up with this feeling that things are looking up for me today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4204 I recommend you plead the fifth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4205 You got this. They're all afraid of you. Everybody in the room is afraid of you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4206 Lucky for you everyone's wearing them. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4207 Santa Claus I could get off. You, not so much. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4208 Deal? If we pass this, can I live to see it happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4209 I think the best we can hope for is life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4210 Another drone design flaw in the making 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4211 you gotta stop with the pop-in 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4212 No worries! This state has abolished the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4213 This will most likely be my last death penalty case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4214 Your creative interpretation of the RICO Act could be much more efficient. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4215 I don't think the jury is buying into the domestic abuse defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4216 You reap what you reap. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4217 Trust me; they haven't got a ghost of a chance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4218 What are your credentials for being a death penalty expert? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4219 I think I can get an acquittal if we can come up with a rhyme for "scythe." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4220 I think there's a hole in our case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4221 Let me explain again. Nothing in Law is ever final. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4222 I think we're in trouble. They're going to call Taxes to the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4223 Technically, any sentence is a Death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4224 I am too busy to die move on 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4225 I'll simply explain you were just doing your job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4226 I may actually put you on the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4227 I told you not to show your face around here! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4228 You promised the next time we're called in front of the Senate, I could wear it! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4229 Try not to look so grim when the judge walks in. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4230 I am afraid the brief I am submitting is a bit grim. I hope my brief is not too grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4231 As your tax attorney, I hope to subtract one item from that so called two-things-for-certain list. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4232 You'll get off no problem- I was on O.J.'s defense team. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4233 How about this? I get you off and you let me live until Apple's no more. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4234 They're saying he bought the super size soda from a machine not a restaurant so we may not need you here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4235 The prosecution will try to get you to grin. Don't. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4236 Come to think of it glasses might soften your image. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4237 You don't have to tell them where your sting is. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4238 Fake like your devastated if the judge sentences you to death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4239 1. Maybe second chair on a tax evasion case is just too symbolically challenging for this jury? 2. "Supreme" appointment or not, that still doesn't explain how you got this nomination hearing before the election? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4240 In your case, a hung jury is likely 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4241 Don't worry...we can always get you a movie deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4242 How can I explain to the Court that you're from the other side? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4243 You're absolutely certain you want a tax attorney? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4244 Trust me. If anyone has standing as a sovereign citizen, it's you! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4245 They are going to ask you why the email server was in your basement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4246 I thought you, of all people, would speak Latin. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4247 Counsel for the defense, you may step down. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4248 We appreciate your fraternal instincts, but we've got this case covered. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4249 Fine, pro bono. But for the record, we DO have a soul. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4250 You're only death's maître d'? Clever, but I don't think the jury will see it that way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4251 I'm basing your defense on no proof of intent. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4252 Stop worrying. The worst you can get is 'life'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4253 You have the right to remain passive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4254 Look, just try to appear upbeat. This jury looks sympathetic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4255 I think our best move here may be to claim self-defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4256 How could you even tell that the business suit you were supposed to wear to court today was one size too small? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4257 Mr Reaper, I've spoken to our P R boys and they REALLY don't think the scythe will make the jury more sympathetic towards you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4258 The prosecution wants the you penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4259 I am sorry Mr. Scrooge, but I am afraid you may have to face the music. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4260 It looks bad for you, but at least the Death Penalty is off the table 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4261 His early death was a simple case of mistaken identity. Occupational hazard, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4262 I thought we said less ghastly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4263 Good, with out the Sickle I think we stand a better chance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4264 I keep explaining to you that we can't ask for the death penalty in a civil case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4265 They aren't too lenient with habitual offenders... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4266 I think you should drop the lawsuit. They're not going to repeal the helmut law 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4267 Scythes are definitely offensive weapons and the judge is not a, 'most excellent dude!' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4268 Sorry, Senator Wasserman there simply is no affirmative defense for the alleged charges of rape in 1st-20th degree of the DNC stewardship of the 2016 Democratic nomination! process! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4269 "Yes ironically a "hung jury " would be in our favor. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4270 I told you not to hitch your wagon to the taxman. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4271 If you were merely a witness to his death we could make a plea bargain, but his family is sure you did it. (edited) 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4272 Best case scenario: we get life.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4273 Plead insanity and say you lost your head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4274 Charcoal Portrait of Lawyer and Generic client 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4275 Remember, if it doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4276 Yes, I definitely recommend taking the 5th! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4277 Ok, my case is that unless they can come up with the scythe, there's reasonable doubt 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4278 They found you guilty on all 3 billion counts. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4279 You do realize you look sketchy as heck? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4280 You can't go along passing yourself off as Mark Zuckerberg without repercussions. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4281 I'm guessing this has something to do with Operation Car Wash! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4282 Your being here today will assure they can NOT positively identify you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4283 ...but they've got nobody to carry out the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4284 I'm certain, you will have to pay the taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4285 We have to establish a jury connection. What are you scared of? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4286 Easier than getting OJ off. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4287 Sorry. The judge said 'No' to chess. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4288 So--you can really make these parking tickets go away? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4289 This being a capital case, there may be a conflict of interest here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4290 Wouldn't worry. You were just the messenger. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4291 I'm afraid Death's still on the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4292 You're missing all of your 1099-DIE forms. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4293 You don't have much color and a neck tie would have been nice 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4294 Again, the death penalty does not hold for loitering. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4295 Don't worry, you can do a twenty year sentence on your head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4296 You're black and wearing a hoodie -- you haven't got a chance of acquittal 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4297 Now they've got some character witness who says you hustled him at chess. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4298 Remember, it's not just you. It's taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4299 I say, cop a plea and go for Eternity with chance of parole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4300 We just keep hammering home that it would be cruel and unusual to sentence you to life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4301 My best guess is the plaintiff is either suicidal, or he's looking to recover enough to pay his medical expenses. Why else would he sue you for malpractice?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4302 Try and put on a good face regardless of the ruling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4303 Yes, but yours is not a faceless crime in the traditional sense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4304 What did you say your rate was again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4305 I thought you understood me when I told you not to wear your hoodie to trial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4306 Just testify that "the devil made you do it". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4307 I thought you said you'd only charge an arm and a leg! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4308 My affairs? Of course they're in order. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4309 I think if we can get the scythe thrown out we have a chance 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4310 I don't care who you are. I still have to execute your case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4311 The judge was lenient. You got the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4312 As for my expenses ... I can make a deal with you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4313 I'm sorry you didn't get the death penalty. I tried. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4314 Admit nothing! We allow their souls to wander the earth, and your back in the death game. Deal? No need to shake on it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4315 im telling you, she was dead before i got there 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4316 Sorry, but you don't stand a ghost of a chance with this jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4317 It's not the hoodie itself that I'm worried about. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4318 You're looking at life, max. Assisted suicide is illegal in this state. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4319 I know I said this would be pro bono but your hands are making me feel anti bono 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4320 Statute of Limitations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4321 Because you are already dead life in prison and lethal injection are not options. However, the judge may choose unlimited duration community service at a New Jersey toll booth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4322 Trying to save face for a faceless crime won't cut it with the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4323 The sythe's a prop, okay? I wasn't brandishing a weapon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4324 Listen, everyone's a little thrown off here. The prosecution is unsure whether to try you as a serial killer, the judge can't figure out whether the death penalty even applies and my 80 year old mother who like to watch me work is plain scared. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4325 Try not to look so vacant. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4326 Let's take the plea deal 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4327 I'm sorry you had to check your scythe but, trust me, it's for the best. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4328 I advise you to take the Fifth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4329 Look, I'm your attorney. Your scythe will be safe in my office...you've got to trust me. Oh, and keep the hood on. Trust, remember? I've been around the block a few times on account of you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4330 [ahem] ...could you repeat that number again? You say that you are responsible for how many deaths? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4331 This is why it's so hard to come for a lawyer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4332 'The prosecution wants the death penalty...' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4333 God made me do it - a bit hokey but does rhyme with acquit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4334 Would you go shake hands with the prosecutor? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4335 o.k. - just try to look innocent like we practiced. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4336 Life in prison or death penalty, does it really matter? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4337 Try to avoid too much "grimness" in your testimony. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4338 I have to say- I know you said you were a CIA spook, but this is still a little startling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4339 I Heard that the judge has a bad ticker 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4340 I thought I told you, evidence from face recognition software isn't admissible. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4341 Let's call it a scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4342 Try to keep a straight face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4343 My stylist told me to wear blue but I really think my signature color will play better with the jury 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4344 Mr. President Elect, The 2014 IRS audit has just started. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4345 You can probably avoid the death penalty, but you'll have to plead insanity. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4346 You understand that I'll get 50 percent and that you can't take your share with you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4347 You should take the deal 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4348 I'm not going to lie to you, your future looks Grim 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4349 I thought we agreed on a navy suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4350 No! No! No! You are NOT starting with the same fan base as OJ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4351 Soon you will be free to show your face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4352 At least the judge can't give you the death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4353 This defamation suit against Deep Purple was a mistake. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4354 I'm not the one on trial here you know. I don't appreciate your attitude. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4355 Life without parole seems more humane. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4356 Maybe I should not have hired a lawyer who was in the witness-protection program. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4357 Dead or not, Issa will still go after you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4358 There's justice then there's blind justice! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4359 Don't worry. I selected jurors with teenagers who look just like you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4360 Here's the deal: You give them naming rights, they let you walk. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4361 Hung jury it is. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4362 I don't think I can sell the jury on, "Come on baby(Don't fear the reaper.)" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4363 If you want a shot at winning this, you really should consider getting a new suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4364 don't worry, we are going to appeal your live penalty sentence 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4365 If the jury comes back with a guilty verdict you'll be looking at 25 to life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4366 No, we can not ask for the death penalty, you were arrested for trespassing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4367 You'd think the right to remain silent wouldn't have been so hard for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4368 The outcome of this case might have been in your favor, had you just worn the blue suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4369 Your complexion is sallow. Get more fresh air and exercise. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4370 Just promise me that you and your scythe will never again visit me in any way except for legal purposes and I will get you off. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4371 Chill out. He wrote a book and three short stories. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4372 I know that you have your rights, but let me do the talking. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4373 Don't worry, the worst you can get is death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4374 It's still considered a penalty in the eyes of the law. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4375 Were you read your rites? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4376 No, you just have to wait until the next recess like everyone else. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4377 I'm not sure if our "Grim Reaper" defense will hold up in this murder case, but, we'll give it a shot! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4378 Would you like a mint? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4379 Bad news, the prosecution is asking for a life sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4380 You ARE entitled to compensation for the unlawful use of the phrase 'Death' penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4381 Now that's how you present a case. It was a good day for the law firm of O'Malley, Goldstein & Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4382 Good news - we've got it down to 5,456,894,553 consequetive life sentences... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4383 A lawyer can do just so much. You need an image consultant and a stylist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4384 You look like murder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4385 Just be yourself - Death Eaters have rights too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4386 Do not pull out the scythe when you're being cross-examined. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4387 I thought I told you to suit up! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4388 You're lucky, this state has no Death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4389 Listen, the jury will side with the police if you insist on the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4390 Seriously? You want me to tell them you didn't reap the benefits? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4391 It's not great, Mr. Reaper, but at least we got the "taxes" part tossed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4392 With the plea bargain I can get you life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4393 I got them to drop the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4394 You could get life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4395 I'd take the plea, the murder weapon was a scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4396 Are you sure this is a capital offence? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4397 "I'm the only judge around here," said Death to his lawyer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4398 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I asked you to dress modestly for court today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4399 Good news: you got the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4400 The fact that it's your job does not constitute a legal defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4401 Can I, Death, really be sentenced to...Death? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4402 "After you testify it’s witness protection with a new identity as an Italian geriatric nurse? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4403 Listen, I have to level with you. I'm not accredited. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4404 I'm afraid you're facing the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4405 If only I could get a sign... any kind of sign. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4406 Must be nice to be able to bill in eons. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4407 I'm afraid the best we can hope for is a hung jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4408 You cannot expect to escape The Chair by using the Unabomber Defense! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4409 If you don't lose the hood, people will take grim part seriously. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4410 Before I start I have one last question. What happens to me if I lose? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4411 I didn't say "let's" get rid of Juror No. 7. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4412 Do you vape? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4413 You should have declared your stock income. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4414 You've got the wrong Ebinezer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4415 Yes, I'm certain that these are my taxes...why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4416 How do we plead if everything you say is a lie? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4417 Let's review the charges: manslaughter of, well, everyone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4418 I know what you think, but I'm taking the plea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4419 No, I don't have any books on black magic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4420 Look right at number four when you say 'death penalty' and he'll come around. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4421 Whew...I can't wait for this week to be over... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4422 Maybe it was a better idea to pick up dry cleaning first. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4423 They have a witness who saw The Man Without A Face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4424 NO, no, my services are free if you promise me not to visit me for at least a hundred years or more. Oh! would you go by and visit my mother in law later today? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4425 It doesn't look good. If you plead guilty, they might be merciful and only sentence you with life in prison instead of giving you the you penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4426 I'm afraid the witness just described the assailant as having hollow cheeks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4427 Don't worry... They didn't have the heart to seek the life penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4428 I am NOT Eddie Rickenbacker; I am your lawyer! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4429 You keep telling me I'm going to lose but I have confidence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4430 The witness expired on New Year's Eve...'know anything about that? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4431 hey bro 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4432 I think if we plead now, we can avoid the you penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4433 Any words of optimism 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4434 So...the proverbial empty suit is now the empty hoodie? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4435 I did suggest that wearing a suit would make you look less guilty to the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4436 Fortunately, a life sentence is out of the question. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4437 I hate to say this, but we're probably looking at the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4438 They're giving you a penalty, Death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4439 ...and I don't want to hear your version of Dry Bones when you're on the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4440 Is there any way you can make eye contact when you testify? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4441 Next time if you want to skip the trial and get straight to the juicy bits go over to Guantanamo Bay detention camp. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4442 They want to sentence you to life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4443 Remember to make eye contact - it's important they see you as a human being. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4444 The lawyer replied, 'You said you feel like you are having a panic attack?' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4445 One more positive ID and we're in big trouble. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4446 I suppose that an appeal is unlikely. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4447 Death be not proud--so it's okay to take the fifth 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4448 Be not proud. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4449 I told you, no hoodies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4450 The judge doesn't think you have sufficient grounds for habeas corpus since the court is not holding your body in custody. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4451 Face facts, man, if you show your face, you'll be faced with a felony. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4452 Forget the Jury. I'll talk them to death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4453 Well 'Death', if that is your real name, 'I am a lawyer.' It's you who should be worried. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4454 I realize she wouldn't stop for you, but that doesn't mean that if you kindly stop for her you aren't violating a traffic law. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4455 Let's face it - you haven't got a leg to stand on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4456 You are fortunate that 140 billion are getting thrown out due to the statute of limitations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4457 Our case is built upon the premise the jury will take you at face value, you'll have to get rid of the hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4458 No, what I asked was, Did you, Reaper?; not Did you rape her? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4459 I didn't realize Hell had a law school. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4460 Why do the court think I'm responsible for Wall Street shorts? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4461 Don't worry. No one saw your face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4462 Arguing against the death penalty does seem counterintuitive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4463 After everything, I can't believe they indicted you for tax fraud. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4464 Try not to be too dark. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4465 Sorry, your visitation rights are looking rather grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4466 We are going to Trump! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4467 I get you the death penalty and you're complaining? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4468 Relax. You're not going to get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4469 Please wait, system processing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4470 I'd say we have a pretty cut-and-dry case of profiling here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4471 You're the injured party. It wouldn't hurt to show some emotion. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4472 Mr. Trump had to blame someone for killing his campaign! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4473 Justice may be blind but the jury can see you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4474 Relax, Christmas Past and Present have agreed to testify for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4475 I understand you are a serious individual, but if we can talk about your personal interests--say, your troll doll collection, for example--perhaps the jury will be able to relate to you a little better. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4476 Yes, as the plaintiff in an identity theft case, you will have to testify. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4477 I'm afraid that this state has abolished the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4478 No Grim Reaper! Death is your job. We can't argue it wasn't premeditated. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4479 I thought we agreed on business casual. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4480 Don't forget...smile at the jury! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4481 I don't think self-defense is the way to go. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4482 Keep your mouth shut and let me do all the talking. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4483 You're right - you should do the closing argument. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4484 Sorry sir, we strive to appear transparent here 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4485 I've been hoodwinked! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4486 I told you to wear a suit and tie when we're in trial, remember? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4487 Look Mr. Death I accepted parsnips for your dui but this is a pandemic I'm going to need cash. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4488 You of all people should have known the difference between a hung jury and a hanged jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4489 We need to do this right or you'll get life! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4490 Don't let her rattle you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4491 Would you like to flip a coin to decide your fate, Jerry? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4492 I don't think you have to worry, they have taken the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4493 Perfect! And I'll handle the tax issues. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4494 I told you to wear a suit and tie--not a Halloween custome. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4495 I think it might be time to challenge them to a game a chess. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4496 I don't know who to bill ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4497 No, I'm sorry, we needed an execu-TOR. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4498 One thing is certain: you're going to have to pay your taxes, Death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4499 I don't think you can invoke the 5th Parallel. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4500 They need you to try on the gloves. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4501 I think we're gonna shoot for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4502 I know you killed him, but did you *kill him* kill him? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4503 Are you sure you want to take the stand? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4504 Your outfit doesn't exactly scream "Innocent." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4505 That isn't what I meant by 'business attire.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4506 I'm absolutely here for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4507 We're changing your name. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4508 It would have killed you to wear a suit? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4509 Are you worried you will be or won't be sentenced to death?! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4510 Well, the IRS is certain you did not pay these taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4511 At least the death sentence is off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4512 Just remember: you're a cowl. You've never been a hood. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4513 Take it easy. We have a good I.D. defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4514 I will check their I.D. next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4515 I'm sorry, I've already taken the Fifth Century ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4516 It IS life affirming. You're sentenced for life, for god's sake. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4517 It looks like a hung jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4518 Don't take the deal. I mean, what's the worst that could happen "The Death Penality?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4519 Death and Tax Evasion. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4520 We'll plead solo. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4521 All we have to do is raise reasonable doubt. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4522 Life, of course. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4523 Ya know, that outfit doesn't exactly exude innocence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4524 So, you are saying that a Hung Jury is my only chance? - I think I can take care of that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4525 It wasn't me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4526 Our defense is going to be that you were "paranormal" at the time of the robbery. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4527 This is the first time anyone has tried the "necessary evil" defense, so we'll see how it goes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4528 Tell me again how you were identified in the police line-up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4529 The prosecution is going to ask for a larger court room so that they can present their 40 truckload list of alleged victims. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4530 When I told you to take the fifth, I didn't mean dimension. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4531 The death penalty is off the table. But they're seeking 30 years to life at the circus. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4532 I'm telling you it's a fair trade. I put this guy on death row, you give me 15 - 20 more years. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4533 We have to do some real work here to overcome your bad press. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4534 Are you arguing for, or against? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4535 I suppose not seeing you smirk can help. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4536 Smile. It will help you connect with the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4537 You want life? Listen, I'm a good defense attorney, but not that good! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4538 I don't care what you saw on Law and Order -- they're just not going to take a manslaughter plea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4539 You can't give up now. My wife just took out a million-dollar life insurance policy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4540 There's so much evidence against you, the jury wants to give you the death penalty AGAIN!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4541 "I'm afraid you're going to have to face the music". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4542 "Okay, now remember - our strategy is the inevitability of taxes." 'taxes' is in italics. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4543 That's not what I meant by Opt-Out 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4544 So you weren't identified in the lineup? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4545 Well, I guess they didn't go for the insanity defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4546 All I'm saying is that the hoodie looks menacing, Karl. Would it have killed you to put on a suit like I asked? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4547 If you're asked, just say that you met Dante in college. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4548 Sentencing is Monday. Do you have a different outfit you can wear? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4549 As your attorney, I can only say that your suit will just make you look more guilty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4550 Surrender the scythe; you walk. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4551 You may be able to walk out of here with just a point of the wrist. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4552 You are in a "juxtaposition" this state banned the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4553 ...has a fool for a client. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4554 Stop saying things look grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4555 Now I know that nothing is as certain as tax evasion 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4556 Just to let you know, the judge is giving you the evil eye. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4557 I say we go for one count of hospice. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4558 This looks tough. Do you have any character witnesses we could call? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4559 Remember. You have the right to remain silent. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4560 We have to prove this guy had a death wish. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4561 You mean everyone at your law firm wears hoods? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4562 Is it too late to ask you where you went to law school? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4563 It was a senseless death - we'll just plead insanity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4564 I don't think we have to worry about the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4565 You better prepare yourself for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4566 So...you were homeless in Hollywood after college!?! What ever happend to your fiance? (Reaper) I think you KNOW what happened to her, don't you...that's why i'm here. So GO TO HELL @#$%&*!?! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4567 Somehow I don't think this is the best way to avoid suspicion, governor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4568 I know, but I've got a date to the prom tonight. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4569 When you take the stand, try to be up-beat. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4570 Don't you think the death penalty is a bit harsh? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4571 Please stop pointing at the jurors. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4572 I'm sorry vicarious liability doesn't apply in murder cases 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4573 Well? Did you do it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4574 Don't be so grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4575 Look, I've been doing this for a long time, and I don't think dressing up in a coat and tie is going to help you with the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4576 It's going to be very difficult to afford to avoid the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4577 Why didn't you wear your Justin Bieber mask like I told you to? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4578 Don't get discouraged. They're just not used to seeing a hoodie in court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4579 They must convict, if the hoodie fits. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4580 They call you, Robin Hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4581 It wouldn’t kill you to smile a little more around the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4582 Don't worry, I've never lost a case on facial insufficiency. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4583 Could you not have worn something else to the hearing? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4584 I don't know if the death sentence is viable in Judge Judy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4585 You should have gone with the suit and tie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4586 And please don't laugh so loud when you hear the verdict! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4587 You're telling me it doesn't look good? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4588 As my defense attorney, you say the only option for jaywalking is lethal injection or hanging? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4589 Let's face it. Your future looks rather bleak. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4590 Let's go over your testimony. The last time you saw her she was still alive... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4591 Don't tell the judge the pain is gone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4592 Frankly, this is my first death penalty case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4593 I think I can get it knocked down to 107 billion counts of manslaughter. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4594 Yes, I remember specifically asking you to wear a suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4595 You are lucky. Death has not been outlawed in this state. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4596 That would be a *hanged* jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4597 Jurors like humility. Don't keep saying that you're certain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4598 No, the death penalty is not off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4599 Darn it, I really shouldn't have jaywalked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4600 Quit putting the death penalty back on this table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4601 How can you plea the 5th when you don't even have a face? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4602 We move for dismissal. Of the three invisible men at the scene of the crime the police brought only my client in for the line up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4603 I believe you've met judge and jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4604 Something tells me he won't be sentenced to life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4605 Fortunately, the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4606 You promised to wear a tie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4607 The best I can get you is life without parole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4608 Perhaps advocating for the death penalty is a little premature. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4609 There is no legal president for striking a plea deal for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4610 You're my legal aid attorney? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4611 I'll go after her on Benghazi and the emails. If that doesn't work, you're up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4612 I'm pretty certain we'll beat the murder charge, but there's no escaping the back taxes 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4613 25 to life seems like a pretty fitting sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4614 As your defense attorney, I'd recommend establishing eye contact with the jurors. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4615 Mr. Reaper, there's just not much we can do to soften your image. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4616 Don't be such a pessimist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4617 I'm sorry, but I don't think there is any way you can avoid the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4618 Be more optimistic, I intend to cloke you in an insanity plea! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4619 Looks bad, we've got a ghost of a chance of winning this case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4620 We wouldn't be if you had worn a suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4621 They want to impose the Life Penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4622 You should know better than anyone that when you don't pay your taxes, this sort of thing becomes inevitable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4623 Sorry, Bill Belichick took the look. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4624 Well at least you won't have to worry about getting the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4625 Mr Reaper, if you know anything about that scythe, now would be the time to tell me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4626 No, that won't fly; it really was worse than taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4627 Unless you're thinking of penalizing yourself, they're bluffing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4628 The judge isn't budging. No sickles in the courtroom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4629 Look, Death, the hoodie’s not helping your case here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4630 I have to tell you, this is the first case I've had in which the plaintiff has demanded that a perfectly healthy person be removed from life support. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4631 For our next court appearance, please make yourself more presentable 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4632 Be advised, the pen is mightier than the sickle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4633 For the last time, I'm not going to say "If the gloves don't fit, you must acquit!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4634 Rumor has it they are concerned about executing the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4635 With a little luck, you’ll get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4636 Now, that's grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4637 that's not how the death penalty works 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4638 This isn't a good time to bring up your taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4639 If this trial was in Manhattan, we might have a chance, but here in Brooklyn, they've outlawed death, so you're out of luck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4640 I think you can get a reduced sentence if you'll admit to that whole WWII thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4641 You could get life. It's unfortunate, but you have to appreciate the irony 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4642 Try not to sound emotional. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4643 I'm sorry, looks like it's going to be the life penalty... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4644 Do you have to wear a hoodie, Mr. death? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4645 I can only prove your innocence beyond a shadow of a doubt. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4646 ... And as your attorney, I still have to advise you against "pleading the scythe." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4647 Don't worry - the wages of sin are clearly specified. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4648 Maybe if you pull the hood back you'll appear less demonic to the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4649 There's precedent here. The judge has a heart murmur. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4650 Remember, you're only here as an expert witness on mortality. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4651 He's asking for three more weeks but I think we can get him down to next Tuesday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4652 I don't think the death penalty will be an issue for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4653 It was revenge for loss of face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4654 Remember, don't make eye contact with the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4655 Wait, you WANT to be on Death Row? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4656 Look, we can plea down to misdemeanor possession of a scythe, but I can't do anything about the murder charges. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4657 You had to know the guards would take your scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4658 No, I don't think they'll buy it was a mutual mistake 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4659 They have eyewitnesses. There's no way they confused you with someone else. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4660 I don't think 'but that's what I do' is going to fly with the jury 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4661 What do you think my odds are? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4662 I don't care if you just came from the WPT, this is a court of law and you should dress appropriately. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4663 First impressions are important to a jury. As your lawyer, I strongly advise a suit and tie next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4664 I assumed you didn't have fingerprints. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4665 I think we can plea bargain for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4666 Juror 6 is looking a little woozy. Please tell me that's because not of you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4667 On second thought, maybe the smile is a bad idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4668 I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you don't look like a public defender. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4669 You're dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4670 It simple,tell them why you were in Samara and get rid of the hoodie 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4671 Gross negligence to deliver a timely death is a slap on the wrist. You're looking at 6 months, minus Eternity already served.. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4672 You sure nobody saw you on the crime scene? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4673 Bad news. They've taken the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4674 We should go with the "If the scythe don't fit, you must acquit defense." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4675 I think you got the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4676 If only Ted Cruz had won the election. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4677 Call Lucifer and tell him to arrange a continuance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4678 We just took the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4679 I'm glad you didn't bring your scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4680 We can appeal, but I don't think a different judge will grant you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4681 Listen, J.J. Abrams will cameo you in the last 90 seconds, is that cool? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4682 We gotta show that 'Be not proud' is not in the public domain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4683 The whistleblower defense might have worked...but that was before you went and killed Scalia. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4684 Trust me, the devil is in the details ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4685 Was the shark at the dentist's? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4686 Yes, everybody knows death is certain. But so are taxes, and that's why we're here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4687 Frankly, it's not looking good. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4688 Looks like we can get them for damaging your livelihood. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4689 So we're going to challenge eyewitness identification? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4690 If the trial goes as planned, I should be able to get you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4691 I tried to tell you. "Friend of the corpse" is not a thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4692 Another continuance, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4693 You WANT the death sentence? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4694 No! We're petitioning for sole custody, not soul custody! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4695 I know that I told you to dress as though going to Church. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4696 Yeah, I'm gonna need you to pull that elbow back a little. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4697 Just plead the Sith 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4698 Now turn and face the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4699 No, this is not a death penalty state. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4700 You shouldn't have used facebook to announce your arrival 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4701 What do you mean YOU want to make the closing statement? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4702 I told you to wear your blue suit. You know this state does not have the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4703 It will be easier now that we succeeded in getting a separate trial for Taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4704 Don't worry Senor. Now that you are a client of Mossack Fonseca Wealth Management you can focus on your day job and we'll take care of your tax affairs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4705 I don't care what Shakespeare meant, stop saying 'the first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4706 Don't look so grim Leonard-its only a minor traffic violation! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4707 Not good. The jury thinks you're a hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4708 Are you the court-appointed attorney? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4709 I still don't see how your looks will help us win. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4710 Try not to give the jury a blank stare. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4711 That's a hollow argument. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4712 Victims wearing hoodies typically do not fare well. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4713 I love your half glass full attitude, it makes me feel so alive 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4714 Don't be so grim. There were no eyewitnesses! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4715 When they told you we would do this "pro bono," who were you talking to? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4716 Now, don't say you can't remember. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4717 Is my Facebook profile picture going to be a problem? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4718 Your CPA is dead? Now you tell me? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4719 A plea of self-defense won't fly well in your case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4720 We need for you to reap the benefit of the doubt from the jury 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4721 I think we're losing. You have an empty suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4722 They're demanding complete transparency. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4723 Do you think the glove will fit? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4724 I don't think they'll accept the death penalty as a plea bargain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4725 Just think, this trial has us both staring at death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4726 Do you still have that buddy that can help you cheat death? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4727 Was Immortality still in the carriage when you dropped off the hitch-hiker wearing the Tulle Tippet? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4728 My wife told me this case would kill me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4729 I never thought you'd be on trial for insider trading 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4730 Not guilty? But you're still wearing the hoodie?! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4731 Did you go over all your aliibis? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4732 They won't take the death penalty off the table, the sentence may be suicide. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4733 Its a pretty big list. Can't you just pick out the famous ones? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4734 You got to face up to it... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4735 On the bright side, the transition will be a breeze. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4736 Remember, you didn't see nothing, hear nothing, or do nothing, you weren't even there. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4737 Following orders of Sauron is not a good defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4738 The hoodie is not helping us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4739 No, his last name is Issa, not Torquemada. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4740 I talked to the prosecutor, he's not going to seek the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4741 I'll try to get you time served and a millennium in Purgatory. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4742 How many victims ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4743 From beyond the grave Mr. Drumph insists, "I'll sue!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4744 If your priority is the scythe, I'm afraid she's gonna take all of the pale horse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4745 It's do or die, not open and shut. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4746 It's important the jury doesn't know where you're coming from. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4747 It was her idea to put it in the vows: "Till Death do us part." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4748 Might help with the jury if you had a nickname other than "Grim." How do you feel about "Scooter"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4749 Don't count on a sympathetic jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4750 You should have told me you once worked for the IRS. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4751 Just let me do the talking, please. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4752 In spite of the preponderance of evidence, I think you are coming off really well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4753 You were advised to wear a suit and tie 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4754 Think of it as a vacation, and rest up for all the extra work you'll have waiting for you when you get back. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4755 I just don't think a hoodie conveys the right message. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4756 Just be thankful this state abolished the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4757 I told you... the death penalty's off the table! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4758 If you don't tell them it was God's will, they are going to pin this rap on you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4759 I'm going for a hung jury. Whether if you want me to use rope or fallacious arguments is completely your call. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4760 Given your history, citing diminished responsibility might not be the best way forward. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4761 The judge has decided to move the trial away from Sleepy Hollow.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4762 Do you have to be so dramatic? It's only a parking ticket. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4763 Don't worry, they aren't seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4764 the judge insists that we habeas him a corpus. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4765 I'm going to need you to stop hanging the jury. Thanks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4766 Is this about your mother again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4767 Okay so you can go lethal injection or your scythe? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4768 Mr. Reaper, the hoodie is not helping. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4769 You'll have to get yourself off death row. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4770 Nice to finally meet you face to hole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4771 We have to prove that you were no where near 'political civility' over the last twelve months. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4772 Now remember, you're in "Resource Management". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4773 We've got to claim something besides mistaken identity 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4774 We just need to leave room for reasonable doubt. If the cloak doesn't fit, you must acquit! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4775 I've had this judge before. Copyright infringement on the phrase 'Death Penalty' is totally winnable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4776 I'm pretty sure I can get the terrorism charge dismissed, but the TSA and the judge aren't buying your "farm implement" excuse... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4777 Going with reasonable doubt. You good with reasonable doubt? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4778 Frankly, it looks grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4779 We can't ask for a continuance. This is a tax case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4780 You realize it will be hard for you to deny these accusations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4781 So, . . . Explain to me again how you made partner. . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4782 Well for starters, instead of leading the dearly departed to the afterlife, you took him to an After Hours Strip Club. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4783 I'll promise the jury you won't come calling anytime soon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4784 Okay, when the new judge arrives, please let me do all the objecting and pointing of fingers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4785 I don't think you can plea bargain for the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4786 The bad news, it's the death sentence. The good news, they can't find anyone to do it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4787 You must testify that he died of supernatural causes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4788 So your defense plea is that, he was on your doorstep trying to cheat you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4789 Better bring the pitchfork tomorrow. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4790 What will actually happen if I don't file by April 15? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4791 Given the current field, I do believe you're on solid legal footing.. but, still- I strongly recommend waiting until 2020. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4792 Objection! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4793 You think we need to talk about reconsidering MY defense strategy? Well, I think we first need to talk about reconsidering YOUR outfit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4794 Not now, I'm busy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4795 No eyewitnesses, but you still don't look innocent to the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4796 Sorry, I couldn't find anything else to wear 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4797 We might have some trouble explaining the scythe found at the scene of the crime. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4798 It's a death penalty case. There is no statute of limitations. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4799 I have repeatedly said there is no dress code here! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4800 What do you mean by natural causes? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4801 in Under no circumstances do I want you to look directly at the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4802 Should I bother having my parking validated if we lose? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4803 Hipster coffee under a bridge? The apocalypse has begun. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4804 I hope you're not losing your head over this trial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4805 Ok, but I don't know they'll agree to a death penalty plea deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4806 You think black holes are for real? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4807 Don't worry. They may find you guilty, but you won't get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4808 I dunno, can you make the jury like you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4809 A dark suit without a hood would have worked better. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4810 Don't worry, I've defended much worse 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4811 The only two things in life that are certain are death and taxes. That's why we want to hire you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4812 At least they can't hang you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4813 He took a plea, if you want I'm you'll have to sit at the defense table! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4814 For the last time, there is no death penalty in this state. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4815 Stop saying, "Reap 'em and weep." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4816 But , you've already received your sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4817 Can you come back tomorrow, after closing arguments? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4818 Forget it. There's no way you're getting life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4819 Mr. Reaper, there is still the outstanding issue of your bill. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4820 So, we're going for the death penalty, not eternal life on parole? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4821 Why the long face---we're winning, aren't we? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4822 The judge asked if this is your first offense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4823 They gave you death, but just don't come for yourself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4824 Too late, your low profile is not helping us at this stage of the process. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4825 But the most hurtful part was being accused of lacking judgment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4826 Not now! I'll finish this paperwork if it kills me... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4827 I'm doing this work pro malus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4828 They got Al Capone, but I think we're good. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4829 My client pleads the privilege against self-recrimination. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4830 I think we may have a problem finding impartial jurors. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4831 When you asked me if I was pro bono, this is not what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4832 But if you take it off Jamal, you're DEFINITELY going to lose. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4833 I hate to tell you this, but you don't have a "chance in hell"of being acquitted. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4834 The prosecution is pushing for the life penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4835 Tell the judge I'm not entirely comfortable with the courts choice of my representation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4836 You know, Donald, you have an aura about you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4837 In your case, you'll receive the life penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4838 Your smell of death is not good for our case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4839 Don't mention your occupation while you're on the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4840 They don't exactly 'give you' the chair. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4841 Ask for an appeal? Isn't that just a touch hypocritical?" "I don't think 'Just doing my job' will hold up in court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4842 I don't think anyone gives a damn about identifying my lawyer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4843 What? You said to wear a killer suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4844 Lose the hoodie before the judge gets here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4845 I though we agree you would smile 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4846 We're gonna need you to cry 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4847 And remember, no mention of your contacts in the underworld. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4848 Okay fair, he did say a commuted life sentence, but... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4849 Off the record, does that come in a pinstripe? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4850 Your membership in Grimm Reapers Matters is not helping 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4851 Funny? I find nothing funny about the Judge wearing a robe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4852 Just remember, they cheated you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4853 Look, the evidence clearly states that you bargained for a one way ticket, not round trip. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4854 If it's life, I'm going for cruel and unusual punishment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4855 And what is the impact you hope to create among the jurors? Will your current look inspire that, do you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4856 Our biggest disadvantage? While very explicit the video shows all of you but your face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4857 If I put you on the stand they'll see right through you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4858 Stop, stop. . . he said griM, not griN. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4859 They're trying to paint your intent as especially grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4860 I don't know if the death penalty applies in your case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4861 You're right, I don't think the Most Wanted poster is what gave you away... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4862 We're basing our defense on hoodie prejudice, OK? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4863 At least this state no longer has the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4864 I told you, dress like you are going to church, not to Hell. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4865 No guarantees, but I'm pretty sure I can get you 20 to death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4866 Yes, Community Service, but... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4867 hello 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4868 They're going to ask for the Death Penalty, Let's accept it quick before they figure it out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4869 The prosecutor is going to push for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4870 So, how is Terry? In case you wonder, this is a reference to Terry Prachet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4871 Look into my eyes and tell me the truth! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4872 Why in the world would I want to plea bargain for life imprisonment? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4873 In order to beat the prosecution, we need to get you ahead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4874 The Big Guy upstairs sends thoughts and prayers....the guy downstairs sends me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4875 Evidently, Face Time is dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4876 Don't worry, you're safe! They used facial recognition software. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4877 Not one character witness will speak in your defense? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4878 Mortal coil? Not me, lawyer client privilege! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4879 So, I just need to touch your robe to get out of here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4880 You will take " life in prison"! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4881 I don't think 'monkish folderol' will be an effective defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4882 No, I'm only 30, I've just billed 99 years of work to my clients. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4883 We'll try and downplay your employment history, OK? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4884 Look, I know it works for Zuckerberg, but... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4885 I know, I know, they told me they were out of lethal injection drugs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4886 Were down to the heart and soul of the trial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4887 This is going to be about reasonable doubt -NEVER take off the hood. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4888 You see, I usually try to keep my clients off death row. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4889 Try telling the jury I'm the ghost of holidays past. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4890 You have nothing to lose. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4891 Don't look so grim,We can always appeal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4892 So you've received the death penalty before? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4893 A recess because you "have a 2:00?" Seriously? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4894 Now don't forget. If we overcome the optics you have a shot at getting away with murder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4895 Well, you could accept the plea deal to become a Life Coach in Canada. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4896 The souls were nonexempt 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4897 123456788 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4898 Even if they don’t buy the argument that your presence was just ‘circumstantial’, Grim, do you really care if they give you death? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4899 It couldn't hurt to meet with the stylist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4900 I know there is nothing certain except death and taxes so please let me finish. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4901 Joint custody is acceptable but I will not budge on the gardening tools. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4902 Who's calling who an empty suit? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4903 Did you kill this man? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4904 To gain the jury's approval, I strongly advise you to take a holiday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4905 I still need some documents proving that it is indeed your playground. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4906 I rest my case? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4907 I know we're not supposed to get personal here, but my wife would like to know how her mother is doing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4908 By the way, where do I send your bill? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4909 How do you want to plead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4910 face it, without your testimony, we're going to lose this case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4911 You really need to start giving me a heads up about that kind of stuff. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4912 I've researched your case thoroughly and find that I can no longer defend your actions. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4913 Wouldn't you rather take the penalty that's named after you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4914 They think you are a serial killer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4915 Try not to show any emotion when the verdict is read. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4916 No, it is not a sentence that is written by you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4917 I think you should make the final statement. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4918 Thanks for agreeing to leave the scythe outside the courtroom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4919 When I asked if you had a dark suit, this isn't what I meant. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4920 – hey Death, think we gonna win – why? – they can't find your fingerprints 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4921 Are you sure a quote from Thanatopsis is an appropriate response? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4922 What game of chess? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4923 If the Scythe doesn't fit they have to acquit... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4924 Let's try for a plea devil's bargain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4925 The clothes make it difficult to argue that you're not cruel and unusual. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4926 So your explanation is that they were dead when you got there... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4927 So this is what you are going with,what are you? who are you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4928 Jumping the gun a little, aren't you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4929 You have a great prima facie case for your identity theft. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4930 Maybe the police planted the scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4931 I recommend you take the plea bargain 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4932 It's 2016. They're a protected class. You should have known better. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4933 It's the third time that you did this when I asked about my bill. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4934 Well, I guess the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4935 We'll have a better chance if you lose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4936 Please stop saying you'll take the ME penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4937 Yes, you can testify on your own behalf. But only as a last resort! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4938 Perhaps I should deliver the closing argument instead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4939 Because there are no witnesses, the evidence against you is strictly circumstantial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4940 Trust me: You'll kill up there. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4941 We'll argue that trying this case as a capital offense is redundant. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4942 Our best bet is to try to get your sentences to run concurrently. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4943 Remember to let the jurors see your loveable side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4944 Judge Harry ordered you to leave your scythe outside the courtroom? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4945 Sorry, there is no 5th Amendment protection equivalent based on how you look! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4946 Here's the problem. You have a really bad reputation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4947 They are not accepting your plea that you just lost your head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4948 The outfit's not helping, OJ 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4949 Does my elbow touching your elbow count as me being dead? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4950 'This might be tricky, they have you at the scene' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4951 It is time for a new defense strategy. I think you are sending the jury the wrong message. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4952 You could be facing the death penalty--if you had a face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4953 You've got nothing to hide. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4954 What do you mean, not guilty!? I thought I was being sentenced to life! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4955 Legally, doing every other death ever doesn't mean you did this one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4956 The appeal is not going well either? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4957 Halloween is tomorrow 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4958 I think the jury can see right through your argument. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4959 Yes, yes, I adore Dickens too, but we're not here to argue it's his masterpiece. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4960 I'm pleading occupational hazard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4961 Whatever the verdict, know that I'm honored to have represented the most prolific serial killer of all time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4962 You needn't look so grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4963 If we play our cards right, I can get you life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4964 you'l have to get a suit, only the judge can wear a robe in court 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4965 Okay, so my first question is "Why don't you tell no tales?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4966 Surely you'll get something less than the death penalty." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4967 Don't worry. The life penalty is not legal in this state. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4968 I'm grateful for the option, but the Trump court has yet to determine the specifics of "fate worse than death." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4969 Remember: deny everything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4970 Never mind taking the fifth. Just keep answering "NEVERMORE". A dozen of those and they will be eager for you to leave. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4971 Remember! You were just following orders! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4972 It doesn't matter if it's ten lifetimes, you can wait. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4973 Don't mention The Maiden. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4974 This is where I usually say 'keep a stiff upper lip'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4975 What do you mean you don't think your ready 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4976 Of course, you are aware of the what the maximum penalty would be. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4977 I know you feel cheated, but this is a good deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4978 The courtroom is all about theatre. So, break a leg." "If the jury looks at you, you're a free spirit." "It's hard to find a jury of your peers." "So I'm off the hook, right? A long and healthy life? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4979 I'll take the fifth on that and anyone who disagrees. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4980 I don't think they'll believe you're not taking the stand because you have a migraine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4981 Don't worry. Even if we lose, you can just slip right out of the cell. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4982 Seeing as how this is a wrongful death case, I thought that perhaps I should give the closing argument this time.. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4983 That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to wear a killer outfit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4984 Please stop looking that way towards the jurors. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4985 I think I can have the charges dismissed on mistaken identity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4986 If it's a life sentence, we'll appeal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4987 So you're asking me to convince the jury that your cashmere hoodie is at the cleaners? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4988 Our goal here today is to remind the jury that you are just the messenger and guide - not the perpetrator. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4989 I think I can get the charge reduced to involuntary manslaughter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4990 Defending taxes would be easier than this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4991 Unfortunately, it turns out the saying is correct. Taxes are as certain as you are. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4992 Let's face it: your only hope is a plea for manslaughter. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4993 You realize you're getting life? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4994 You're looking pretty fly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4995 Death was the best I could do but I thought you'd be ok with that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4996 Try not to look so guilty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4997 Like I always advise TNY Ghost Writers,.......Take the Fifth! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4998 Remember, you're to say that you were on holiday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4999 The Grim Reaper defense won't work in your case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5000 When I told you to drop the black robe, I didn't mean you should wear polka dots instead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5001 The first thing they will try to do is find a jury of your peers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5002 We'll use that population-control argument if we have to. But first, let's try to scare off a few witnesses. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5003 I think we should plead insanity 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5004 I’m pretty sure the judge will be inclined to split the baby. Literally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5005 Actually, I do identify with you in a Millennial sort of way... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5006 I know you had your heart set on the kids... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5007 We have an air-tight defense--use of the scythe is protected by the Second Amendment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5008 In my youth "The Invisible Man " was wrapped in bandages!!!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5009 Next time you Object, try saying it in your spooky voice. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5010 Naturally, it would be awkward if they sentence you to death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5011 "They're offering 25 to life." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5012 You didnt tell me you were in the 'hood 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5013 Here's the deal: The DA will drop the terrorism charge... but they're not budging on Genocide 1 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5014 He hit me first 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5015 I wont lie to you..things look pretty grim. Do you have something else you could wear to court? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5016 I think our best shot here is to plead guilty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5017 Frankly,the gangsta hoodie routine isn't helping your image. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5018 No, this is not a death penalty case either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5019 I think we should ask for the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5020 If your willing to remove the cloak I may be able to get you parolled in a few weeks based on time served. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5021 Sorry to disappoint. This is not a capital punishment state 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5022 Looks like you're getting You 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5023 So you're missing Trump's IQ gene... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5024 The good news is they're requesting the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5025 I suggest we both waive our fees. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5026 It's not the death thing, it's the hoodie thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5027 Nothing is that grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5028 Bad news. You got life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5029 Three parking tickets, really? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5030 Here we are... Death and Taxes 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5031 Death penalty. Didn't see that one coming'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5032 Don't complicate this by giving them the death stare. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5033 Apparently your scythe is not deductible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5034 Am I representing you? Or, are you representing me? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5035 They’re just prejudiced. They think that every faceless man in a cloak is guilty of soul theft. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5036 Please don't take this the wrong way, but I feel that your representation in my death penalty case is not in my best interest. I am going to ask for a new lawyer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5037 Here's the good news: you got the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5038 This is a murder case. You need to show more emotion. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5039 I'm going to ask for habeas corpus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5040 Because you're a family friend I'll do it pro bono 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5041 I'm saving you talents for the penalty phase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5042 I told you there would be Grim Reapercussions! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5043 We like this judge. Let me do the sidebars, okay? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5044 He said, 'Will the accused please face the court.'" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5045 What's an appeal? Well... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5046 no, you may not tell the Judge that his time has come. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5047 I'll give you $10,000 if you read off this pad and whisper something in my ear during the trial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5048 You want my advice? Smile a little, look alive, try and show some remorse--otherwise you're lookin' at Death! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5049 I know I'm the best defense attorney in the country....but would it kill you to try looking a little more life affirming? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5050 I'll waive all legal fees if you agree not to see me again for a long, long time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5051 If asked, say docent. It's less threatening. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5052 The good news is they've agreed to have your 11 billion life sentences run concurrently. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5053 Plead the insanity defense: it's the best way to beat the serial unauthorized abduction charge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5054 What do you mean - it's a cold case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5055 You are sure to win, it's a tax case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5056 it would help your case if you appeared remorseful 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5057 Life imprisonment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5058 No, I don't think calling The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as character witnesses is a good idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5059 ...and stop staring at the jury. It's intimidating. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5060 Here again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5061 But you told me to come dressed to kill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5062 No, rigor mortis is NOT covered under habeas corpus. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5063 No, Shkreli does not have a copyright on that sentiment, but I must advise you not to tweet it during the hearing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5064 Congratulations, they've denied his writ of Habeas Corpus. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5065 Look at the bright side, you might get life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5066 Relax. Without the scythe, they haven't got a prayer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5067 He's sentencing you to life 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5068 "W'll plead justifiable homicide.": 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5069 I said dress trim, not grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5070 Next the prosecution is going to ask about discovery. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5071 Scythe doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5072 They're going to have a devil of a time making a positive ID. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5073 I think we can plea it down to a lie sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5074 I just got word that Brad Pitt wants to play you in the movie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5075 I'm going to petition for more jury challenges. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5076 Seriously, ditch the hoodie for a suit and tie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5077 There is no option to plead "repent! The end is nigh!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5078 I would advise you to just pay the fine and quit using your current exfoliant! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5079 Don't look at me like that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5080 Your scythe? I don't think arguing the second amendment will work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5081 Remember - don't take your scythe to the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5082 No, do not show them your scythe! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5083 Remember - during cross-examination, stay grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5084 You're facing the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5085 You of all people should know a continuance is out of the question. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5086 Are you ready to face the music? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5087 If we don't like how it's going, let's strike the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5088 Make sure you put that bag of Skittles away in your pocket before you leave this courtroom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5089 Don't worry. Without the scythe, they don't have a case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5090 Honestly, I don't think anyone will believe she broke the infidelity clause. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5091 If it's any consolation, they named the penalty after you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5092 Should I plead "not guilty"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5093 It's looking pretty grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5094 Yes, you are death. But the IRS is going to argue you still have to pay your taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5095 Grin what? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5096 You know, you're really not making my job easier with this routine, Mr. Shkreli." "I plead the 5th. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5097 Yes, things look grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5098 Does the Angel of Death have any ideas? Because I'm out of ideas. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5099 You got anything in there that could pass for charm? The jury hates you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5100 So this is what your firm meant when they told me that my case looked grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5101 I agree, speaking in public is scarier than death 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5102 You'd already sold the scythe on Kijiji, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5103 We won't settle. They can't leverage the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5104 It seems all witnesses for the prosecution have recently suffered fatal accidents. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5105 We've got an excellent case--they have no witnesses. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5106 Keep it on, they won’t look at you as a terrorist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5107 They're charging you on a 100 billion counts 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5108 Luckily, capital punishment doesn't apply in your case! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5109 I think I can plea this down to 1,000,0000,0000,000 years. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5110 Actually, in this jurisdiction, it's the judge's responsibility to issue the death sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5111 We're going to tell the court you weren't there. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5112 This does end well for you 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5113 Not to worry", it's called double indemnity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5114 Look, on New Year's Eve with everyone celebrating, a sickle is a dangerous weapon! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5115 Just remember. We're pleading ex post facto. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5116 They can't make the terrorism charges stick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5117 Better let me do all the talking 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5118 No offense, but I can make a very strong anti-death penalty case for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5119 Well you're not making jury selection any easier. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5120 It might help if you smiled at the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5121 Yes, I suppose you would like to see a hung jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5122 I agree, losing the scythe should help your defense 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5123 What do you mean I'm not getting into heaven? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5124 Under no circumstances are you to breath on me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5125 I have a feeling you're losing confidence in me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5126 I'm sorry, the judge refused to accept your plea of death 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5127 I'm not sure that your claim that you are the Grim Reaper is going to clear you of a murder one charge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5128 So you say you were with Scrooge at the time? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5129 As your attorney, I recommend you take the plea deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5130 You're asking for it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5131 Are you sure you've told me everything...? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5132 Are those Warby Parker glasses? I want to get a pair soon too 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5133 Now, let me get this straight ... you prefer to settle out of court and bargain with the devil? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5134 Look. Accepting payment obligates you to transport. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5135 You should be happy the charges were reduced to manslaughter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5136 The vows clearly said you can just leave. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5137 No, I don't think "More Cow Bell" will help 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5138 Stop snickering. The death penalty is a real thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5139 How ironic if you were to get a life sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5140 Are you sure you're not keeping anything from me, Mr. Spectre? It could affect the outcome of our case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5141 Trust me on this. Loose the Hoodie! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5142 Duck? No, I ordered chicken. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5143 I know, but this is a civil case, not a death penalty trial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5144 Don't smile at the jury 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5145 Sorry, but I can't hear you over the echo 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5146 It will help with the jury if you appear a little less grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5147 I think we'd do better with this jury if you could lose your head scarf. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5148 Fortunately the judge has a macabre sense of humor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5149 Personally, I like your outfit. Not sure about the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5150 I guarantee, nobody saw my face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5151 It's the season's finale!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5152 Remember, no killing the judge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5153 Remember to plead the Fifth if they ask you about your work with terrorists. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5154 I'm afraid you're sentenced to life. But it is without hope 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5155 I am confident I can get the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5156 Sorry, evenen though you're Death, you still can't escape taxes... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5157 Not good,. She ID'd you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5158 We can negotiate a plea to avoid a life sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5159 We cop a plea, I'll get you life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5160 Is this the subcommittee hearing on Death and Taxes? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5161 A white robe would look better in the witness box. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5162 I'm telling you for the last time, the jury is not going to be impressed that Beelzebub has given you excellent performance evaluations for the last 6000 years. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5163 I just think the death penalty is too controversial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5164 Well, congratulations, you got the death penalty. But you can expect they're gonna give it the ol' college try anyway. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5165 The tip is included, if I remember. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5166 So - you're saying Ingmar Bergman can vouch that you were on the beach on the day in question? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5167 Somehow, your hoodie doesn't read "Jeff Zuckerberg" to this jury, Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5168 You have no standing in a right to life case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5169 You can always take the 5th. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5170 I think the death penalty is off the table 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5171 Apparently you can't stand your ground with a scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5172 I swear I have New York values and I didn't vote for Cruze 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5173 Sir, you'll need to relax. He hasn't gotten the death penalty yet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5174 I was told there'd be no math. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5175 I said dress appropriately... You have killer written all over you! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5176 Me? But I paid for all day parking. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5177 Five 99-year sentences, running consecutively, sounds harsh, but I doubt you're in more than 70 years tops. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5178 I'm going to move for summary judgment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5179 "The judge isn't going to allow the hoodie". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5180 And remember, nobody likes a negative Nelly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5181 I have a really hard time believing this win is good for me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5182 I doubt that postponing the execution in your case will help. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5183 I think I love you, Harvey. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5184 Let's face it ... never mind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5185 So we'll petition the court to vacate the ruling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5186 The DA nixed the chess match deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5187 No, Silly, this is not a death penalty case. It's about the scheduling of the TV show "lucifer." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5188 It's an all white jury. Lose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5189 Ok, so we agree that our strategy is to get the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5190 Have you ever worked on a capital punishment case before? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5191 That vanishing cream company will pay through the nose. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5192 Somehow I just don't think that ' Guilty, With An Explanation' will work . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5193 Keep your mouth shut. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5194 What made you think the sickle would get through security? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5195 Think of it this way, encountering juror bias is not unusual, but simply a matter of degree. In some cases, like yours, it just seems to be a tad more pronounced. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5196 Now remember, it's because you were wearing a hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5197 I strongly suggest you take the Fifth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5198 I just don't think pleading the 5th is going to work here... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5199 You mean you are not Mark Zuckerberg? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5200 You're lucky they abolished the death penalty in this state. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5201 Stop pointing at the jury and telling them that one day you will be coming for them. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5202 Don't look so grim, you reap what you sow! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5203 We're done for. They found evidence of your involvement with GMO distribution. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5204 The good news is we don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5205 I would prefer to go to hell. My wife is already in heaven 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5206 What do you mean this IS your most professional look? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5207 You need not have dressed up for my wrap-up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5208 We plead not guilty on the grounds of mistaken identity 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5209 No matter how many souls you've already taken-- deny, deny, deny, & plead "not guilty." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5210 Well, it's better than yesterday's SS uniform. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5211 You're off the hook if you get the death penalty Joking aside! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5212 Okay, you know you're supposed to plead the Fifth, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5213 It might make you feel better if you just play along. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5214 You've killed how many? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5215 your community service has been taken into consideration. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5216 Larry, the grim reaper look isn't a great choice to wear to your hearing this morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5217 Don't answer that, you risk life! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5218 Are you certain you paid your taxes? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5219 Good news, you're eligible for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5220 You're a dead man with that plea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5221 Credibility..may be an issue. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5222 I find your argument to be somewhere between rather grim and somewhat empty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5223 OK fine, there may be no eyewitnesses. But haven't you ever heard of circumstantial evidence? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5224 Let me understand this, you want to remain faceless in you eye witness testimony? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5225 Don’t worry – just last week I got Pestilence off on a misdemeanor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5226 They have never had someone ask for the death penalty before. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5227 I told you, I got a very good feeling about this. I mean, you look just like death warmed over. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5228 The jury wants to know if the death penalty is off the table in your case 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5229 Relax, all the jurors are death-qualified. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5230 Yes, I suppose the death penalty would be redundant. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5231 I think maybe we should consider the pleas bargain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5232 No, no . . . _you're_ going to be executed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5233 The worst they can give you is life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5234 "For the record, is 'Gangsta in the Hood' your legal name? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5235 I knew she never saw my face...my eyes are green not blue 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5236 Nothing is certain, Mr. Death, but taxes. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5237 If you're found guilty, it will be a life for Death decision. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5238 The judge believes he can try you in absentia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5239 Ironically, the death penalty is still in the table 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5240 If a jury can find O.J. innocent, I'm sure you'll be fine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5241 It's admissible as a dying declaration 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5242 If you get the death penalty, don't laugh. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5243 Sorry, but being withdrawn and feeling invisible are indefensible! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5244 "This is not going well". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5245 It's going to be hard to find an unbiased jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5246 They're offering manslaughter, and I think you should seriously consider it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5247 Would it kill you to lose the hoodie? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5248 Sorry, but i think the Judge will find you lack testamentary capacity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5249 You need to go now, the Death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5250 Plead the 5th amendment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5251 Bergman still won't settle - insists you're 'public domain'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5252 It doesn't send a good message to the jury that you're embarrassed to be my lawyer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5253 For the last time, stop referring to the jury as a "death panel." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5254 Remember, keep your answers short and I'll lighten things up on redirect. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5255 Now you'll have to show a face to the case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5256 We have a good judge. The tax collector just got off. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5257 Do you appreciate the irony of my plea bargaining in exchange for 'life'? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5258 How would you feel about a sentence of life without parole? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5259 There's no way I'm putting you on the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5260 How about we file for a writ of habeas corpus? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5261 I've got to warn you... hoodies don't usually go over well here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5262 Bit late for a call for reform of capital punishment 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5263 No. They're not sentencing you to "just be yourself." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5264 For the last time, we're not calling Blue Oyster Cult as a character witness! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5265 I Think that I think that you must me more forthcoming than that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5266 Maybe you should look in the mirror. The death penalty looks inevitable in this case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5267 I am worried that the jury may have found your alibi quite hollow. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5268 Chances 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5269 You may be my Ghost Writer, but I'll telling the truth! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5270 By showing remorse, we can avoid the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5271 When I said "hung jury," I was only speaking figuratively. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5272 Let's take the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5273 Keep a poker face, the jury will be watching. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5274 My last lawyer seemed more optimistic! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5275 My life is on the line here. Don't you make any self-incriminating statements. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5276 Mr. Reaper. This is a court room. Yes, justice and truth were the first victims. However, threatening the judge with the fires from hell and eternal damnation will not help your case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5277 You do know they are asking for death? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5278 What's the worst you could get - Life? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5279 You will need to convince the jury that you're sorry and will never do it again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5280 If you plead guilty, they will take the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5281 Trust me. You're dead. This double indemnity defense is gonna work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5282 First off, I'll only refer to you as 'Mr. Grim.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5283 It's in the bag - this state doesn't have a death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5284 How did the defendant survive? I thought you were flawless. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5285 We will bury them. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5286 Fortunately the state's outlawed eternal life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5287 I'm a lawyer, not a magician 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5288 No. You don't get the sickle back. It is evidence now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5289 This is Traffic Court, it is NOT a death penalty case! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5290 You didn't tell me there were multiple counts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5291 You're sure the hoodie doesn't fit? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5292 Don't worry, they can't give you life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5293 Okay, okay. We'll seek the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5294 How can I help you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5295 Let's try and promote your good side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5296 She also wants your scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5297 What do you mean you'll give them the death penalty? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5298 Your closing argument had a hollow ring to it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5299 I advise you to plea, "Let me be me." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5300 I know it's a killer of a case but the hijab is just overkill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5301 I can't tell the judge that your name is also your job! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5302 No, you shouldn't take the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5303 On a positive note they took the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5304 If there's no obit, they must acquit? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5305 I got you a backstage pass to the Justin Bieber concert. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5306 Yes, it would appear that there is a third certainty when you wear a hoodie on the streets of America 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5307 OK. I'll explain to the judge that you smell so bad that you just like to kept covered. I'm sure he'll understand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5308 You shouldn't worry. The worst you can get is death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5309 You tried to sneak your scythe past security again, didn't you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5310 Let me be clear about this...even if I lose this case, I still retain possession of my soul 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5311 So, have you heard that new Drake song yet? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5312 It may be a little grim, but we are taking this one to the grave. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5313 The charge is life insurance fraud. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5314 Fidel who? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5315 "Maybe you shouldn't wear that on the witness stand." ' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5316 How's that whole grim reaper thing working for you now? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5317 We'll just tell the jury you're from the hood. It doesn't sound as grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5318 Would you consider wearing a tie? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5319 Keep in mind: O.J. was acquitted. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5320 Honestly, I wouldn't worry so much about the speeding tickets. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5321 The prosecution wants life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5322 She never said anything about a prenup. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5323 You look like a 'New Yorker Cartoon' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5324 You want to put the death penalty "on" the table? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5325 You told her, "Ich komme nicht zu strafen." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5326 Are you sure you don't want to plead and get life? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5327 So, you're telling me that the death penalty isn't even on the table? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5328 Say nothing about your black hole theory 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5329 Try to tone it down. I don't think yelling 'I'll see you in hell' at the prosecutor is going to help your case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5330 It'll be important to establish that you've paid your taxes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5331 We'll plead not guilty by reason of invisibility. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5332 Sorry, I forgot to tell you h-o-o-d-i-e is spelled g-u-i-l-t-y in here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5333 Yes, I'm sure 'absence of malice' will not be effective here! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5334 Don't worry, we're up right after Martin Shkreli. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5335 They're demanding the you penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5336 You're starting to make me feel like my case doesn't have a chance 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5337 I told you not to show up in your work clothes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5338 I still think the non--existence plea is your best shot. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5339 Yes I know, but also unavoidable are your taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5340 We can get a court order but I can't guarantee that the magazines will stop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5341 Look cheerful. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5342 I think I can get you a life sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5343 No, I said I need a deft defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5344 They want you to try on the hat. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5345 You're in luck--he's a hanging judge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5346 No, the death penalty does not apply to parking violations 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5347 For God's sake, what did you expect? The penalty is actually named after you! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5348 They're rejecting our plea for natural life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5349 We've met before at that dreadful mixer at Skidmore in '04. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5350 They aren't buying our discounted future earnings. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5351 I can't let you take the stand. If the jury sees that you are faceless, they may jump to conclusions." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5352 Your defense needs brightening. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5353 Yes, Mr. Scrooge is suing for defamation. All you have to do is nod and point. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5354 Are you SURE the Devil made you do it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5355 Oh crap. I wasn't supposed to look you in where your face should be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5356 I don't care that it wasn't flattering, you still should have worn the navy blue suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5357 I'm sorry the verdict didn't allow you to save face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5358 Lucky for you we may get you off with involuntary manslaughter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5359 You've got to stop saying 'All Deaths Matter.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5360 Why are you hiding? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5361 Believe me, mistaken identity is our only defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5362 The jury's returning. Try not to look so grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5363 What happened to my straw man? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5364 Take off your hood or they'll think you're black. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5365 Relax. The evidence will prove he can't get out of your contract by knocking over the chess board. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5366 You should have gone with the plea bargain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5367 That death penalty joke was too arrogant and did not help our case 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5368 Looks like you're going to get Death Row! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5369 This really seems like Double Jeopardy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5370 Let's stay real here - And that means no more 'ghost-of-a-chance' opinions. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5371 Tax evasion, huh? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5372 I think we should discuss the possibility that your next stop is the twilight zone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5373 Don't worry. I can get you off this murder charge. They have nothing on you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5374 No. I don't the court will let us call Beelzebub, the ruler of demons, as a witness. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5375 Did you have to wear a hoodie? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5376 Put yourself on the stand and it will come back to haunt you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5377 Gimme ten minutes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5378 I told you not to try the robe on. The fact that it fits hurts our case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5379 Remember, without fingerprints, they can't prove anything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5380 On the 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5381 Appeals on behalf of morbidity have been ruled out. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5382 It's the worst possible verdict. They gave you life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5383 Don't threaten to smite the jury, it makes you appear less sympathetic 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5384 No one seems to know why or by whom Judgment Day was capitalized in the statute. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5385 THE JUDGE WILL GIVE YOU PROBATION IF HE CAN HAVE YOUR HOODIE. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5386 You tell all your clients to plead "no contest," don't you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5387 This is traffic court, there's no pleading guilty and asking for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5388 They took the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5389 Tell the judge you promise not to hang out in the old hood. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5390 Too bad, but since you're already dead, they can't give you life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5391 It's the IRS, so you really should consider their settlement offer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5392 Would you prefer I go for the death penalty? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5393 I think I can get the murder charges dropped down to aiding and abetting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5394 Don't worry. I'm requesting an anonymous jury. They will relate to you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5395 I don't think you can take the fifth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5396 Let me do the talking and don't make eye contact with the judge--he'll see right through you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5397 You're sure you're not guilty? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5398 I don't think killing all the jury members is a good idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5399 Which circle are we in? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5400 Trust me. This fifth has nothing to do with the circle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5401 No,. They're saying it's the other way around. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5402 Might be a little late for a plea bargain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5403 Now, remember to keep your poker-face when you sit up there. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5404 "GUESS WHO?" IS NOT A NAME! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5405 We can probably assume that the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5406 Do you rather I begin with Milton or Pratchett? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5407 And you're absolutely positive it was Bill Cosby? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5408 This is a life or death situation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5409 This case is going to be the death of me. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5410 I know you want to testify, but as your lawyer I advise against it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5411 This is about more than just saving face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5412 With any luck the prosecutor will ask for life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5413 You told me to keep a low profile. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5414 I don't think they'll seek the death penalty. Too ironic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5415 I say we ask for the death sentence, with time off for good behavior. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5416 You're my father? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5417 Tell 'em you've been advised that it's your duty to not answer any frikkin' questions. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5418 Yes, they're going to eye roll if you say, 'I'll see you in Hell.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5419 Don't worry, they couldn't pick you out of the lineup! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5420 I expected you to look more relieved at a verdict of "involuntary manslaughter." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5421 Your chances look pretty grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5422 Sure it’s unfair, but juries in this town are biased against the angel of death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5423 Leave the objections to me, ok? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5424 well this is my report on the argument of TTIP in which the US intends to enslave the entire world to corporate US businesses which will eventually lead to the WW3 and the end of the human race and your folder is the argument for it 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5425 This case will be the death of me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5426 As long as you didn't leave any fingerprints, you'd be fine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5427 How about, 'If the hoodie doesn’t fit, you must acquit!'? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5428 Remember, never mention that scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5429 So, you actually want me to ask for the death penalty... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5430 "Hipster grass cutting?" Really? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5431 No smiling when the eye witness takes the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5432 So much? And I thought my last lawyer's retainer was high. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5433 I wouldn't worry about the sentencing phase. You're already a dead man. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5434 Piece of cake. My firm represented Ted Kennedy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5435 I don't think we're going to make it to trial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5436 I think you're looking at life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5437 It's worse than we thought. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5438 Let the jury look you straight in the eye. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5439 The irony is they want to give you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5440 You brought the wrong folder - these are just a bunch of death certificates. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5441 Do not plead guilty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5442 No, you're not permitted to take the Fifth when the issue is crimes against nature. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5443 Why strike him? Seriously, "Angel" isn't that uncommon of a name in this community. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5444 To be honest things look grim, real grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5445 You've been sentenced to life in a monastery with no chance of becoming an abbot. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5446 Remember, we plead the fifth if they ask about age-related bias in your selection process. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5447 I wouldn't worry. Their evidence is purely circumstantial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5448 This could go either way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5449 You might want to remove your head covering. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5450 Well, the State's not budging on this coaching youth hockey thing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5451 They sentenced you to a light year! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5452 You're definately not helping my anxiety. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5453 Look, I still think that this is your best bet of getting Cheney. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5454 Don't you worry. This free healthcare bill won't ever leave this room! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5455 Worse case scenario; you get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5456 Don't worry. Reaping is totally legal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5457 What happened to the emoji I told you to wear? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5458 We can’t lose. What jury is going to risk pissing off Death? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5459 Lose the hoody and smile a little. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5460 Don't worry, I'm a tax attorney. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5461 So we're sticking with the "Trick or Treat" alibi? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5462 I know you were hoping for a hung jury, but you will have to face them. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5463 Show some remorse and apologize to the family members of the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5464 The deposed witnesses are reposed? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5465 That is not what I meant when I told you to dress conservatively. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5466 Is there any chance you could do something about Jurors 3 and 11 during the lunch recess? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5467 What do you think they do once the 20 minute limit is up? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5468 I guess we don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5469 What do you mean this is my last trial? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5470 If all else fails, challenge the Judge to a game of chess. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5471 I suggest for your opening statement you take the hood off... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5472 They found your fingerprints on the scythe next to the body. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5473 Wait, I'M just an empty suit? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5474 It's not your fault, she was a heavy sleeper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5475 Trust me. If Luke got away with being too short for a stromtrooper, I can convince the jury that you're a jawa. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5476 What do you mean, you always win? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5477 My advice? Plead the fifth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5478 Why did you bury the scythe in OJ's backyard? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5479 Just sweet talk 'em 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5480 We Made It! DNA, Death Penalty Reversal, Immortality 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5481 Leave the Death Penalty on the table, then. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5482 I thought that ghostwriter was just an expression 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5483 ...they are seeking life in prison. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5484 I think I can get the judge to agree to a 10-to-life sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5485 I will not let you speak in your own defense, Mr Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5486 When the plaintiff takes the stand, try to avoid eye contact. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5487 One suggestion: The next time the judge says "Take the witness" - don't. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5488 It looks as if we have a hung jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5489 Did you have to wear that? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5490 I know you love Halloween, Phil, but really? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5491 If you took your hood off, you could help your case so much more. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5492 "We need you to get on the stand to show that they do not have a Prima Facie case... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5493 I think you should plead the 5th. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5494 I'm the lawyer. I make the closing statement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5495 Well, they did say they wanted more page views. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5496 ...so...HEY! Are you with me on this one? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5497 Taxes? Are you certain? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5498 Yes, it does look different from this side of the table Mr. Scalia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5499 Believe me, I am trying hard to conceal the secrets of your " shell corporation....! " 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5500 Well, yeah, I probably could get a plea deal for manslaughter. But with tens of billions of counts, the sentence would still be quite a kick in the pants. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5501 Okay, I'll handle the civil cases, you do the estates. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5502 Don't let him bait you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5503 You should have worn a suit. The jury is unfairly prejudiced against dark defendents wearing hoodies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5504 I don't think I can defend this much longer. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5505 Have you pissed anyone off? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5506 Plead insanity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5507 I guess keeping in touch with facetime is out of the question. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5508 I think we're having trouble with the sympathy vote. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5509 They got you on tax evasion, of that I am certain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5510 No, I don't think changing your name now will help, Mr.Axe Murderer! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5511 I said it was best to look grim during a homicide defense, not look like the grim reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5512 Are you crazy, of course we want the death sentence! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5513 Relax--he's a hanging judge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5514 Do I have enough time to put in my football tips? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5515 Let's skip the race card and play the death card instead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5516 Well what do you think about if the scythe don't fit you must acquit? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5517 Hold your breath 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5518 They're willing to take the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5519 We should probably talk about the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5520 No worries, we will pin it on your campaign manager 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5521 You're not going to get a better deal than life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5522 I don't think I can get you off. But we can avoid the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5523 Tell them you were just following orders. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5524 Work with me here, your attitude is killing me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5525 - I took the scythe cause it might adversely affect the jury! - But they can't convict me when it's my job! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5526 Yes, they've 'produced the bodies.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5527 If this verdict doesn't turn out well, mind if I take over? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5528 As co-counsel, you should wear a tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5529 Lose the hoodie, it might give them the wrong idea 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5530 Would you like a breath mint 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5531 Seriously? You couldn't have worn something a little less obvious? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5532 Good news - the IRS lawyers agreed to a jury instruction on irony. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5533 I'm going to put you on the stand tomorrow Ralph.However, I wan;t you to go home and do something about your hands. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5534 I'm glad to see you decided to take my advice and face the charges like the man you seem to be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5535 Well, it is a scythe, so technically ax evasion isn't a completely erroneous charge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5536 It's OK. It's OK. Not a setback. I felt like we had to try Jurisdiction. Now we'll go for habeas corpus, that's where we'll get you off. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5537 It guaranteed the removal of all lines, scars and sun damage. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5538 You're kidding, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5539 Can you face the judge? I'm getting echo. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5540 This isn't what I meant when I said to dress like you were attending a funeral. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5541 This above all: to thine own self be true. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5542 Just remember: deny, deny deny. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5543 And don't bring up 'death panels' again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5544 Freezing the breathalyzer and having no blood is going to tough to explain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5545 You're the typical wrongful death attorney. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5546 Relax. You've overcome even the worst-case scenario. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5547 The judge is insisting that to dismiss "prima facie" you actually have to have a face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5548 Is life-without-parole really an option for you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5549 We've managed to avoid death row. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5550 We hate your message, but your right as messenger is protected by the First Amendment to the US Constitution! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5551 We'll just say it was self-defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5552 Twenty to life -- take it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5553 Law school did not prepare me for this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5554 Tommorrow - less eyeshadow. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5555 Why yes, my last name is Baggins. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5556 Remember: Don't look the jury in the eye. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5557 For the last time, this is traffic court. I cannot request the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5558 I'm afraid that your case looks rather grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5559 He's about to get jail for life...trust me on this one, death 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5560 Bad news. The prosecutor isn't seeking the death penalty for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5561 I can't organize a defense if you keep bugging me about playing chess. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5562 Taxes. Yep, you and taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5563 You don't understand: you've run out of your retainer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5564 Take it off before you take the stand unless you want the jury to think you're a thug or a jihadist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5565 I don't think the judge will buy that your name is Annon E. Muss 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5566 So we'll ask for clemency. They've got you dead to rights on that shell game business. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5567 Can you just keep your hands to your self form once. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5568 Hoodie, smoodie--you'll still do 18 long ones. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5569 Why are you telling me this? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5570 H. G. Wells would be proud. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5571 Racketeering? Are you kidding me? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5572 I don't care if it's your job-you have to show some remorse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5573 On the bright side, the jury can't give you the death penalty again 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5574 I blame Frank Luntz. The judge is ruling that the Estate Tax name change means you owe a bundle in back taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5575 Relax, Ichabod, I'll get you off. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5576 Our best hope is to do in the judge 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5577 This is a big thrill for me. I usually handle taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5578 The good news is that, technically, you can't get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5579 I told you to dress for court! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5580 What happened to the ghost of Christmas past? He was Scrooge's key witness! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5581 The judge has just told me that when sentencing you he needs to take into account the other one hundred billion cases of murder 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5582 What they're gonna argue is that a death sentence saves lives. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5583 Are you the hollow man? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5584 we'll call your scythe as the next witness 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5585 At least the death penalty is off the table." At least the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5586 Please stop requesting a hung jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5587 I don't think the jury is going to buy the 'Dead men tell no tales' defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5588 The prosecution is killing me? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5589 Our only chance is to play the grace card. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5590 I really think the jury is starting to see you less as the "Grim Reaper", and more as just "Death". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5591 It's good news...you got life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5592 The next time you're questioned, try to avoid the maniacal laughter 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5593 Let's just hope the jury sees you as a kindly Dementor for helping the prisoners at Azbakan escape. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5594 Let's hope justice is blind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5595 Do you have a blue suit? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5596 remember to put your best face on for the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5597 Don't worry, they're going to give you life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5598 We're looking at death 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5599 Of course you are innocent, but I'd plead the 5th anyway. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5600 This is not my doorstep. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5601 I promise you, if you just say what I tell you, you won't lose face 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5602 As your attorney, I don't recommend requesting death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5603 So much for a deconstructed martini! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5604 Silent Yes , Invisible No 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5605 I think putting you on the witness stand could be a big mistake. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5606 Listen, Eminem, the Unibomber's intellectual property suit is not just going away; I really think we should offer a settlement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5607 I offered to hire a stylist for the trial, remember? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5608 I advise we don't go for the "You Penalty" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5609 Your death sentence is being appealed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5610 Sorry to waste your time but we decided to go for Life without parole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5611 With a repeat offender's record like yours, we should... What's that? You want to take the fifth? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5612 Sorry, but in my legal opinion,'The butler did it' is not a viable defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5613 Now remember, our defense is that you were just following orders. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5614 The good news is it's not a capital offense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5615 I predict a hung jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5616 But, sorry, a zip code is required. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5617 Are you sure juror eight was at your funeral? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5618 You said what? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5619 You don't give me any confidence in your legal expertise. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5620 "Death penalty"...get it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5621 I wouldn't be making any veiled threats. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5622 Just plead the 5th. It works for everyone else. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5623 Would it kill you to smile at the jury once in a while? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5624 We can plea bargain down to manslaughter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5625 I thought we'd agreed you'd wear the blue suit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5626 I'm afraid things are looking a bit grim, Grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5627 No, two LIFE sentences! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5628 Your case is looking grim 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5629 Don't answer any questions about taxes. Death you can talk about. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5630 "Now??, like right now?". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5631 It's going to be tough to beat 42 billion counts of murder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5632 Try to lose the smirk, will you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5633 Okay--she's offering joint custody of the other three housemen, but she wants the beach house in return. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5634 People accepted you until you took Michael Jackson 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5635 you have a death wish!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5636 I didn't realize that parking in a Fire Lane was now a capital crime. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5637 We'll get more from them this time, I promise. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5638 What? You really need to borrow my glasses? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5639 We have a witness who can identify you from an old photo. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5640 you know that death and hoodies just dont mix. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5641 You should have picked out a different colored hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5642 As your attorney I strongly advise you not to plead self-defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5643 Frankly, I don't think you have a chance in hell of winning this claim of breach of contract for selling one's soul. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5644 Just don't get any penalties. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5645 What the face !!!!!!!!???? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5646 It doesn't matter that his name was on your list. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5647 Tell them you can't take the whole day off. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5648 I think I can convince the jury that the Grim Reaper owns the rights to the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5649 Breach of contract?! I was the one who was cheated! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5650 If you wanted Clarence Darrow, you should have thoght of that earlier. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5651 The thing is ... courts in this State are pro-second Amendment and 'open carry', but a sickle, that's a whole different issue. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5652 The jury is death-qualified. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5653 The judge and jury may not look too kindly at your professional success. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5654 As for that 'inevitable' crap, the IRS wants to own it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5655 I am afraid the prognosis is grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5656 If they can't produce a sickle, I think we're good. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5657 I know the death penalty thing appeals to you but this is only a minor traffic violation 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5658 On the bright side, there's no death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5659 Your prints were all over the scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5660 What made you think "I'm gonna kill you" was an appropriate response to "How do you plea"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5661 They'd settle for eighty years, with no dementia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5662 They confiscated your scythe because you keep raggin' on all that "harvester of souls" nonsense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5663 Hell is whenever I'm with you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5664 You ever heard the expression, "dead right"? I didn't think so, take the offer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5665 You bet the Devil, on who' s a better lawyer? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5666 We maybe able to use this in your defense. Tell the truth. Did you want to be the Unabomber or Dopey? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5667 If you don't take the plea, you could be looking at a life sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5668 I think that hood may prove detrimental. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5669 Now is not the time to write poems. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5670 This case is driving me to an early grave. Please stop smiling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5671 Don't come out unless you hear "summary judgment". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5672 To win this case you'll have to remove the hoodie! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5673 You have no peers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5674 A visage less grim might reap a more favorable impression from the jurors. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5675 All in all, your chances are pretty good...considering they didn't find a sicle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5676 Good news. Several jurors are Trump voters. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5677 This is my formal hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5678 You can't REQUEST a death sentence! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5679 They want to sentence you to life. How ironic is that? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5680 So you have no objections to an insanity defense? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5681 So this is the hoodie with the six-month wait list that everyone is talking about? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5682 That "Line Up" ID certainly is not going to help our case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5683 It's a capital case! You might have to 'do' yourself, mister I'm so tough! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5684 It's cool. You'll get your scythe back on the way out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5685 I get it, but I'm on track for partner. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5686 Alright! Another death penalty! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5687 Honestly, it looks pretty grim, Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5688 'It's time we take about my bill...' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5689 They've got enough to put you away for life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5690 I don't like where this is headed. What do you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5691 Thankfully this state doesn't have the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5692 If the jury stares directly in your face, I'd say we're cooked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5693 I presume you're taking the Fifth? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5694 Technically, your execution would be death by suicide. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5695 Eye contact with the jury is normally a good thing but the unblinking stare with eyes glowing like red hot coals is becoming counterproductive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5696 I don't think they'll take the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5697 You're dead to me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5698 You are not really needed here. This is traffic court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5699 nope, no pre-cradle, no post-grave... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5700 What sort of negotiations? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5701 The charge will be reduced to manslaughter if we can prove it was an accident. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5702 Looks like the Supreme Court is tied -- four say he's dead, four say he's alive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5703 I suggest you lose the hoodie. It scares the jurors. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5704 Just tell them you lost your head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5705 Your optics need some improvement. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5706 Just because I wear hoodie, people assume I'm guilty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5707 No, GR, a life sentence is NOT a good thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5708 I think our best bet is for you to just plead the 5th 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5709 No, you can't request the death penalty as damages in a civil trial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5710 Sorry, but no, sir, they don't validate parking. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5711 No, Mr. Reaper, 'till death us do part' is not considered plea bargaining. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5712 Where did you say you were from? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5713 I don't think "If the hood don't fit we must acquit" defense will work here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5714 Try not to look so grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5715 I should point out that in your case, a plea bargain will not help you escape the death penalty. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5716 The judge has denied your claim of retroactive death benefits from the beginning of time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5717 Your briefs read better than the Joy Of Love ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5718 Nothing extrajudicial this time, ok? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5719 No. It's an illegal U-turn and a first offense. We shouldn't ask for more than a fine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5720 The death penalty, we can be certain, is off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5721 Hoodie vs. suit and tie? The debate continues. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5722 It's completely circumstantial; it could have been anyone's scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5723 But he said he would replace the Constitution with 'something terrific.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5724 " Listen Grimm, the Law clearly states that you sew what you Reap "! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5725 You're giving me mixed signals - how do you plead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5726 Listen up! You are the flip side of an OB/GYN." "Listen up! You are the flip side of an OB/GYN. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5727 As he looked into the face of Death; Hanratty had second thoughts about bringing up the subject of "Billable Hours" to his client. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5728 I'm afraid they're seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5729 Since the hood didn't fit, they must acquit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5730 I don't think you're getting out of this unscythed 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5731 I know there is no way of stopping you, but thank you for at least participating in our judicial system. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5732 Your choice; the electric chair or the scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5733 Don't worry, all they have on you is loitering. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5734 I should have mentioned my fees earlier--$500 an hour, and eternal life. And I get the scythe if we win. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5735 ...and if the jury finds you guilty, try not to strike down the foreman. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5736 For the last time, nobody cares that you invented the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5737 You have to take a plea. Your case is facially defective. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5738 This is a bankruptcy case. My client isn't a great guy, but his ex-wife can't demand the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5739 We're good-this judge is pro-death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5740 I'm sorry, there is no death penalty in this state. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5741 Just wait for the appeals process. It's a killer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5742 Would you consider community service in Corrections, just 'til we get this lethal injection thing sorted out? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5743 You'd better start preparing to get a life ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5744 What? I just got this dry cleaned. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5745 Don't be alarmed, you could get life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5746 When you take the stand, try not to look so grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5747 You are not in witness protection yet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5748 You can run......but......you can't hide! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5749 Ok, I got them to take the You Penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5750 I said "coat and tie," not "cloak and scythe." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5751 Your prospects are looking grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5752 So if you get the death penalty, what are you worried about? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5753 I'm not sure that this is the time and place to be rockin' a hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5754 Thanks for your vote of confidence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5755 Something tells me you know which way the jury is leaning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5756 How empty do you think I feel? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5757 I'm afraid I have bad news. They have notified the judge they will be seeking the life sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5758 I think there's a good chance you'll get life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5759 By the way, I wouldn't mention anything about that large scythe of yours... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5760 Well, we're not in Silicon Valley. Here you look like the Unabomber. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5761 I understand these Police Body-Camera's are bad for business but maybe we should cut down a tad? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5762 I hope you have a lot of cash stuffed up that robe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5763 We can plea bargain for a life sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5764 No chance in hell you'll win on wrongful death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5765 Keep a straight face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5766 But, all your peers are dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5767 They're going to try to establish intent. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5768 As your lawyer I have to know: did you mean to kill them? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5769 The only way I can get the jury to overlook the fact that you've killed everyone in the history of the world is if you get rid of the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5770 ...then i said, the IRS does not believe in karma, Mr. Smith 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5771 Are you sure you want me to defend these Mossack Fonseca allegations with the "Death and Taxes" argument? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5772 If you want to sue to model for "The Scream," you'll have to lose the hood 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5773 If we're going to win this case, you need to lose the hoodie and keep a low profile. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5774 Well good thing for you you didn't kill all the lawyers 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5775 My daughter would be scared. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5776 Worst case scenario, you could get life 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5777 Don't let them rattle you; they call me an empty suit too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5778 The defense: "Till Death Do Us Part" won't get you far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5779 I'm telling you, you have to face the facts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5780 I think I can get you life! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5781 First of all, in the court of law, "habeas corpus" does not mean "take the body." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5782 You see, when a comedian dies on stage, it's just a saying. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5783 I hear you, but i can't see what your saying ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5784 Dave, I think this is the right moment to tell you that I've been having an affair with your wife. But I'm going to have to fire you again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5785 Please don't do your victory dance if they find you guilty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5786 Change of venue? To where? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5787 I'd say looks rather grim right now Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5788 Your homeowners won't cover my fees. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5789 Telling Juror #8 that his time is near did not help your case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5790 Don't look on the dark side. Juries like diversity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5791 Our alibi is taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5792 Stop looking so grim and we can win this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5793 Stop asking to shake the prosecutor's hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5794 The Judge is not buying the "wheat farmer" story. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5795 Whatever you say, remember to keep it con-scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5796 I will not let you take the stand wearing that "hoody" it will send the wrong message to the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5797 Good news! I got your second life term cut in half! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5798 Don't worry about saving face when you testify. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5799 ...the bad news is, you're looking at life without parole. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5800 We've got an Evangelical jury. Try to play more "Angel" than "of Death". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5801 I told you, the jury hates hoodies! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5802 Unfortunately, there's legal doctrine that prohibits inheritance by a person who murders someone from whom he or she stands to inherit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5803 "Don't worry---your not gonna get 'life' on this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5804 I'm going to try to get him to waive the death penalty but you'll have to plead guilty to aggravated assault with a sickle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5805 I think I can get you off if we can prove she binged at Chipotle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5806 I don't think we should put you on the stand 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5807 What's the worst they can give me? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5808 I don't think 'It's my job' is a good defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5809 You are charged with first degree grimness. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5810 If you'll plead out the scythe charge, I can make the rest of it go away. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5811 Remember, don't let them bait you on your involvement with the tobacco industry. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5812 It was suicide! I had nothing to do with it! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5813 Dying declaration? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5814 It doesn't look good but at least there's no death penalty in this state. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5815 Look death I know you came here to defend your killing off of the middle class, but we already have the Koch Brothers doing that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5816 I recommend you plead the scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5817 With luck, you'll get life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5818 You're sure you want me to go ahead with that "chess defense" ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5819 I tried..but when you're dead you're dead ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5820 Death penalty? You’ll have to be more specific. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5821 You didn't tell me you were sleeping with her. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5822 Now you just need the jury's approval. Then you'll only have twenty-five years to wait! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5823 Mr. Reaper, didn't we agree on a new hood when the charge is murder? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5824 Sir, IRS offers you a payment plan. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5825 I don't think there's a bulk discount. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5826 The scythe was frightening the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5827 ''I specifically said 'suit,' not 'professionally.' '' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5828 What do you mean you won't 'accept' a life sentence? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5829 Hey! Lighten up, it's just a cartoon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5830 As the attorney defending you against a mass murder charge, I have to ask you, "Who picked your outfit?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5831 Hi, Harry Potter esq. I'm either going to defend you, or pull out my wand and yell "Expecto Patronum" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5832 I'm certain that you will get a reduced sentence! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5833 Any chance I can get the chair by Friday? I have a date Saturday afternoon... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5834 I'm afraid just arguing 'his number was up' isn't going to get you acquitted 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5835 You should plead Inevitability. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5836 So I went to Donald Trump's rally but I'm not the KKK. I'm with the shleppers at Seville's Holy Week parade 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5837 Okay, I understand that but I worked hard to get your conviction thrown out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5838 Unfortunately, this is a class action lawsuit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5839 It says here, 'Turn to Seventh Seal.' What's a Seventh Seal? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5840 It's just like we practiced: "Not that I recall." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5841 Ever wonder why some people are in the wrong place at the wrong time? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5842 To be honest, our chances of winning this case are looking pretty grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5843 Don't worry. They can't get a positive ID on your face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5844 Why don't you take this witness? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5845 Noo, I'm Emile Dickinson. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5846 Care for a breath mint? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5847 We're going to try to plead it down to being the anthropomorphic personification of involuntary manslaughter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5848 Let me do the talking! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5849 "What do you mean you don't think juror number 11 will make it to the end of the trial"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5850 The prosecution is going for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5851 Sorry, I think they are going to give you life! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5852 Needs more cowbell. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5853 I don't care what you have on your business cards, for this trial you will be known as Billy Reaper. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5854 You're killing me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5855 Death Lives Matter! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5856 For God's sake Terrence, all you did was shoplift! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5857 I think it's to play the wraith card. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5858 Due to the grizzly discovery of the hung jury, we motion for mistrial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5859 Don't you think it might be better to throw yourself on the mercy of the court? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5860 You'd be surprised how few interns choose tax law. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5861 I'm glad you ditched the scythe, but would it have hurt you to put on a tie? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5862 They're ruling out foreplay owing to your three counts of resisting a breast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5863 Your case isn't looking good but I don't think you have much to lose. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5864 If we don't plea you could get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5865 Isn't there a family member here today who could run home and get you a necktie? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5866 Win or lose, we're still going to the party. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5867 I think you should plead the fifth dimension. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5868 Just stick with that you can't put a face with a name. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5869 I'm not sure that taking the stand will help get the jury's sympathy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5870 Just watch what you say, you have that guilty look. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5871 No, Kafkaesque trial isn't a good enough reason to plead fifth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5872 When you take the stand, tell them how the whole thing left you mortified. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5873 I don't think the affluenza will work here 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5874 I think I can get them to drop the charge down to Man slaughter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5875 The plea is guilty or not guilty not I just lost my head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5876 If you want to be acquitted, I suggest you ditch the pride routine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5877 Your case isn't as grim as it looks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5878 How does a life sentence sound? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5879 You'll have to dump the hoodie if you want to impress this judge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5880 The death penalty should be a cinch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5881 What do you mean You are The "Devils' Advocate"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5882 They'll offer the death penalty; we'll claim double idemnity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5883 He's dead to me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5884 Remember, Mr Reaper, if anyone asks God is NOT dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5885 The best the jury will give you is parole without life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5886 Tell them you're not only representing yourself, you're your own sentence as well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5887 Reaper, you can have your scythe back after court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5888 If it's any consolation, I believe you're innocent. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5889 Believe me, I'm trying to get you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5890 This time, let's scare them 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5891 Yes I think we both agree the Death penalty is discriminatory in your case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5892 Wait. You want me to ask FOR the death sentence? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5893 No, I still don't like the providing-a-public-service defense. Just keep killing the judges, okay? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5894 How do you look at yourself in the mirror? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5895 Plead mythology. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5896 As your attorney, pleading the Grim Reaper defense will not work in Salem. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5897 You cannot ask for the death penalty for your traffic citation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5898 Yes, so these claims go all the way back to the beginning of time; it turns out there is no statute of limitations for what you did. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5899 Stop chuckling every time they mention death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5900 OJ Simpson? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5901 WE COULD PLEA BARGAIN FOR LIFE 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5902 Wrong, I am the voice of reason. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5903 I suggest we plead diminished reaponsibility. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5904 No Mr. Reaper ,with your record a deadlocked jury is highly unlikely . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5905 Goodbye Winston. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5906 Your hood not fitting is a valiant, but poor, attempt at an aquittal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5907 If this were Texas, the "He needed killing" defense might have worked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5908 "May I call you 'Grim?'l 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5909 The Force is not with you on this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5910 You don't have any lips, so let me do the talking. Let me do the talking. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5911 Mr. Reaper, I would advise against you taking the stand in your own defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5912 Let's call you The Angel of Involuntary Manslaughter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5913 C'mon, man . . . the trial hasn't even started! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5914 No, killing the judge right now would not be looked upon favorably by the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5915 Yes, they were all dead when I got there. All 107 billion of them. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5916 It's The People vs. the Undertaker. There's no way they win. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5917 Sir, if you insist on wearing that hoodie, they're definitely going to think you killed all those people. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5918 I’m not sure if it’s irony or synergy, but I started out as a tax attorney. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5919 In this instance of identity theft, we have an excellent shot at a necessity defense 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5920 As your counsel, I strongly advise you to ditch the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5921 I'm sorry Mr. Reaper, but your chances of an acquittal are grim 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5922 Tell him you have a vow of silence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5923 So, let's assume the death penalty is off the table... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5924 Let's try for a technicality. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5925 Law and Order: Cybersecurity Unit 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5926 I don't intend to put you on the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5927 I must warn you. Juries never find disappearing acts convincing, 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5928 You don't recollect, only collect. You may evoke the scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5929 You should face the jury before they vote. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5930 I have to advise you to keep a low profile. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5931 The good news is they aren't asking for the death penalty... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5932 This is not a sympathetic jury 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5933 If you're lucky, you'll get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5934 Let's ask for the death sentence. It's our only chance to retain any control of the outcome. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5935 Don't worry...the death penalty is off the table, the most you can get is life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5936 Ready, Mr. Durst? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5937 I suggest a habeas corpus defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5938 The jury might be more sympathetic if you didn't insist on wearing that hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5939 Two things - I think you should take the stand, and what was Elvis like? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5940 My guess is that his first ploy will be to ask for a postponement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5941 Were you being honest when you said you didn't kill him? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5942 You're sure she was wearing that same tulle tippet when got out of your carriage? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5943 Are you for or against the death penalty? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5944 The death penalty. You have to appreciate the meta. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5945 You were involved in 9/11 too? That's it! I'm the only one who would take your case, so if you want to beat this then from now on, you tell me everything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5946 Grim reaping is punishable by death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5947 I'm having trouble reading your lips. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5948 I told you not to wear that outfit for the trial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5949 Ubiquity isn't going to work as an alibi. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5950 Bad news. You're getting a life sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5951 Ok, fine. I'll plead the 5th. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5952 No. No. No. I want it as much as you do, but there's no way we can ask for the death penalty in the Trump University case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5953 I'm willing to try a plea bargain of life in prison, but I don't think the judge will buy it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5954 I also represent the IRS 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5955 Dressing business casual may not help our case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5956 I realize your a Public Defender, but could you at least dress more optimistically? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5957 It's not as grim as it seems. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5958 Visa of MasterCard, No Discovery 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5959 Wait, define "disorderly conduct." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5960 I'll have you out of here by lunch Mr.Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5961 Let's pivot to a climate change defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5962 They're going to try to pin you on motive, but just play it cool. The prosecution has nothing on you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5963 Really? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5964 I prefer my clients to show more optimism! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5965 Look, I'll do my best, but you should have paid your taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5966 You look like you've seen a ghost. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5967 Famine has turned state's evidence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5968 Tell me again what happened to your first two attorneys? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5969 Yea, I know, kind of ironic – they’re pushing for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5970 Give me back my daughter, just for one more day 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5971 hey whats up 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5972 There's no way the jury will vote not guilty. I suggest a plea bargain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5973 Death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5974 Yes, but in the legal system, you need to make them whole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5975 I think your only defense is to take the stand and sing You Can Call Me Al. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5976 Be transparent. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5977 Look, you're staring death in the face here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5978 I'd take the plea if I were you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5979 The Devil made you do it? That could be a defense! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5980 Now? Seriously? ... Boo who? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5981 Relax. This judge has never sentenced someone to the you penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5982 What about the penalty, Death? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5983 Try to smile when you're on the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5984 The case is looking pretty grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5985 I can reassure you, that is no precedent second time for death role. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5986 Look, I'm the editor of this magazine, and I get to say which stories get killed. Case dismissed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5987 I told you not to wear a hoodie to court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5988 Umm, that whole "I am not the one who pleads" thing probably didn't help your case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5989 I told you from the start, should of become a doctor. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5990 Just as I suspected...it is a capital offense 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5991 When I say valley of shadows, you say supermarket. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5992 Inevitability and taxes are not the best legal strategy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5993 Frankly, grim does'nt cut it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5994 Keep it up and the outcome will be grim, too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5995 No need to worry Prime Minster Camaron. This is just the hearing for the Panama Papers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5996 All the evidence indicates that the defendant did indeed cheat you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5997 When you testify be sure to face the jurors. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5998 Don't stare, but don't avoid eye contact with the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5999 I'ts Your Honor not you're next ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6000 You could plead ignorance, but it is the other certainty in life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6001 Tax evasion? I mean, you of all people. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6002 It's going to be tough—the IRS is as certain of their case as we are of ours. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6003 Couldn't you have picked a better outfit to show the jury? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6004 Your tonsure is telling 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6005 You have the right to remain silent, but it'll look like you're hiding something. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6006 Would it kill you to at least pretend to feel remorseful? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6007 I see . . I see . . I don't really see . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6008 Don't look at me like that. You're the one who said you don't have fingerprints. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6009 Their witness may try to throw some shade. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6010 I can't be anymore clear, do not shake hands with the judge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6011 I said 'sole' defense - not 'soul' defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6012 Well, I wouldn't have chosen it but then again, I'm not guilty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6013 If you plead guilty, they'll wipe the points and you'll only have to pay a fine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6014 It would help your case if you took off that robe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6015 Look, if you just leave, I'll cut you in for half of my contingent fee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6016 I think they're going for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6017 If this is your idea of "saving face" then yes, I'd say the outlook's pretty Grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6018 We just have to convince the jury you were on holiday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6019 If you loose, you get life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6020 You could throw yourself on the mercy of the court? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6021 Relax, "death penalty" is just a figure of speech. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6022 SORRY, THIS'LL TAKE LONGER THAN THAT. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6023 Your not here because of that stuff. You're here because you didn't pay your taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6024 They're offering thirty-to-life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6025 The death penalty is definitely on the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6026 So it's not technically a hoodie. It still gives the jury an impression of menace. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6027 Judge: The scythe is inadmissible. Lawyer to Death: We got this in the bag. Death to Judge: I'll need that back. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6028 I told you not to wear a hoodie in that neighborhood. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6029 Of course, for you death isn't a penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6030 Our basic defense is, it was too dark to see a damn thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6031 Mr. Crane, at some point you have to face the facts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6032 So that's your defense? Because she could not stop for you, you kindly stopped for her? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6033 My client invokes his right to habeas corpses. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6034 the good news is that you don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6035 "It's my job" is not a defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6036 Looks like you've made it to Death Row again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6037 Look innocent; nobody suspects that you killed him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6038 The State of Texas cannot execute you a second time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6039 I think your "It's my job!" explanation is your best bet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6040 It was difficult to find a jury of your peers, but we think the easter bunny will lean in our direction. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6041 I can get a continuance if you think it might help. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6042 Wipe that smile off your face. It's looking grim for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6043 I think we have a solid case for a decision to award royalties from The New Yorker. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6044 Traditionally, you don't show up until after the governor denies clemency. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6045 Bad news. Their attorney is Daniel Webster. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6046 You want to plead "inevitability"? Are you sure? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6047 I can get you life without parole. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6048 The judge has to sentence you to death or life in prison. Either way, you're OK. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6049 I think I have a conflict of interest. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6050 Which jury member? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6051 Yes, chess is more thematic, but much less legally binding. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6052 They won't seek the death penalty, they can't promote suicide. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6053 Not to worry. They don't have prima facial evidence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6054 That guy behind you is kinda making me nervous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6055 I don't think that the hood does anything for your case, Jerry. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6056 We're trying to get you life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6057 Let's make sure I understand. You want the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6058 Listen, can you get me out of this profession? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6059 Looks like your going to miss your tee time, the judge is keeping the death penalty on the table. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6060 If the hood doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6061 This trial is killing me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6062 Really? Sure, I'll put you on the stand and you can beg for mercy, what have we got to lose. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6063 Don't worry. Time is on our side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6064 In this case I'll be referring to you as "my client". Mr. Death may not play well with the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6065 First we get the jury to like you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6066 The case against Taxes has been severed. It's just you now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6067 We can make the motion, but I'm pretty sure it's still going to be called life imprisonment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6068 The prosecution will bargain if you swap kale for butter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6069 Be not proud—you need to look more sympathetic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6070 Stop pointing at the witnesses. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6071 It's not likely anyone will recognize you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6072 Death be not your name? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6073 I'm pretty sure I'm immune to the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6074 Umm… Grim Reaper I'm not the right guy you're looking for. You see there's more men out there that are cheaper and I doubt you'll want me. Plus my girl always tells me I'm not a keeper, I think you'd probably want to see her, she's more of a weeper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6075 She meant literally ""til death do us part?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6076 See, I told you your sickle wouldn't make it through the metal detector. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6077 So...Let me get this straight. ,You want all the royalties from a song, using your name, which was sung in the movie "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6078 Our only defense is..the devil is in the details 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6079 You're dead, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6080 You're going to have to appear before the jury, okay? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6081 The families of your D-Train and cinder block murders are suing you for millions. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6082 They're seeking the life penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6083 You have the right to remain faceless. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6084 Not even the "Dream Team" could have had your priors expunged. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6085 I think we can do better than the death penalty for a traffic violation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6086 The prosecution is now claiming your DNA is all over the scythe they found at the scene. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6087 We haven't discussed this yet, but I'm open to bartering when it comes to my fee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6088 Saying you were just doing your job won’t work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6089 I keep telling you, "It's what I do," is not a viable defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6090 Unfortunately, it's a capital offence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6091 Relax, without the scythe they don't have a case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6092 Wait - I thought I was here to defend you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6093 Is the death penalty fine with you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6094 You should have worn your "Make America Great Again," shroud. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6095 Life is the best we can hope for. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6096 If they sentence you to death, please don't gloat. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6097 Now, whenever I object, I want you to give an innocent look to the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6098 'I'm entering a guilty plea,the Scythe had your DNA all over it." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6099 Just be quiet, sit still, and try an look innocent... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6100 OK Grimm, please don't go ruin your defense by saying how soooo pro-death penalty you are. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6101 It looks pretty grim - how does manslaughter sound to you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6102 The Jury Hates Your Hoodie 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6103 You need to get that blank look off your face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6104 You know I get paid on and hourly basis 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6105 It is hard enough, did you have to wear that to court 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6106 I told you not to wear your hoodie to court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6107 Mr. Scrooge doesn't have a ghost of a chance. You can't sue for being frightened into giving everything to charity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6108 I suggest we petition for a writ of habeas corpus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6109 Your the Special Investigator from the I.R.S. assign to me? Just my luck, Of course you are! Well about my Taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6110 I took this case Pro Bono. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6111 "It's what I do" is not going to cut it as a defence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6112 Nope, this is the Grim Sleeper trial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6113 Im not sure how to tell you this.... but they gave you death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6114 I'm fairly certain that you'll not get life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6115 Great news. The judge has approved our plea bargain for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6116 I don't think calling War, Pestilence, and Famine as character witnesses is going to help. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6117 Yeah, just like that – keep staring at the jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6118 Hoodies are not allowed in the courtroom 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6119 I thought you understood --- this is Civil Court --- there's no jury, so we can ditch the theatrics. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6120 Look, I told you she'd take you to the cleaners in the divorce. Be happy you still have your job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6121 Try to show off some bone so the jury can see you're white. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6122 I must have told them 100 times it tastes like concrete! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6123 The judge may perceive the death penalty as a conflict of interest. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6124 It looks grim, Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6125 Yes, I suppose the death penalty isn't such a bad option. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6126 We can't win without a body. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6127 After we close this case, I don't want to ever see you again, got it? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6128 Do you want to plead as a corporation or a person? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6129 Are you kidding me? It was your evil twin. THAT'S your defense? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6130 Don't you think you're getting a bit overzealous? It's only an embezzlement case, 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6131 I can't put you on the stand. We both know you killed him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6132 “I say we plea bargin for the death penalty." - the Grim Reaper is actually the lawyer (my fave) or the other guy could be the lawyer (it's a two-for!). 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6133 I don't think hiding the scythe is going to fool the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6134 We're going to be a caption for another lawyer joke. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6135 I think I get you life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6136 We're all requesting a continuance 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6137 Legally, I don't see a way out of this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6138 No, I think we can plea it down to a life sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6139 Can I testify on my behalf? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6140 Like I said, nothing is dead certain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6141 Frankly, I don't think we have a ghost of a chance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6142 Some help, offering to do the jurors' taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6143 I'd ask you to speak for yourself, but I see that's impossible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6144 You’re my first client to request the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6145 We're good to go for now, but later, to save face, you'll have to show yours in order to win this thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6146 I get the feeling that everyone else in the courtroom is just for show. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6147 You may be the Grimm Reaper, but it's still Murder 1. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6148 When the prosecution says it "rests," stop saying "in peace" afterwards. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6149 Don't worry, we can appeal his death penalty verdict. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6150 Don't worry, I'm going to get you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6151 You think you have everyone fooled but I can see right through you! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6152 If the sickle doesn't show, you must let go! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6153 Not your actual work suit - a suit you would wear to work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6154 I know your the Grim Reaper, but do you have to wear that outfit in court? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6155 I've been meaning to ask you if you're hoody is by YEEZY? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6156 Just be thankful they're not asking for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6157 Your look is not helping our case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6158 it does not matter how you cloak it 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6159 If you were the devil, we could create sympathy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6160 I'm not sure the jury is going to like you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6161 Habeus corpus? What's that? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6162 To be honest, I've never handled a death penalty case before. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6163 I wish you'd gone to Brooks Brothers like I'd suggested. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6164 I'm hoping for a hung jury 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6165 "I was hoping for a hung jury, not a dead one!' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6166 Of course security is going to take your reaper. I think the jury will recognize you anyway. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6167 Try to be more upbeat when you take the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6168 You never know who the true person you are defending is. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6169 If your found guilty you could get life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6170 Trust me, the jury thinks they are already in Hell. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6171 Government security aside, Apple might cooperate more if you were a little more transparent. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6172 Give me an acquittal or give me death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6173 I know Mr. Reaper, but I don't think you should remind the jury that everyone dies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6174 We got this 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6175 Just to confirm: you are NOT taking the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6176 That doesn't sound like good advice!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6177 You have no witnesses. No one has ever come back from the dead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6178 They want you to serve life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6179 No, this state does not have the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6180 At least we have precedent on our side. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6181 At this point, I think you should take the deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6182 The judge said the death penalty is an option. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6183 For Chrissakes, stop looking jurors in the eye. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6184 Good lord, that's a terrible alibi. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6185 It's not me who's on trial here, Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6186 Can you wait until next month? These character witnesses will turn this case around. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6187 I recommend we show them the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6188 Ironic. Noooo, really? I get it, genius. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6189 Remember, when they swear you in, you can't say 'Lucifer !' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6190 Try to make eye contact with the jurors 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6191 Because I think if we bring up your zombie days you'l have a better chance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6192 I really think that holding onto your scythe would give the jury the wrong idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6193 You reaper what you sower 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6194 Remember now, "repossessing," "repossessing," not "Reaping." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6195 Hey, you're early and as you can see, we're just getting started here. You must have caught the red eye in from Huntsville this morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6196 Because your robe fits; you might as well call it quits! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6197 Try not to sneeze. It only annoys the jurors. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6198 Did you do it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6199 How many times have I told you to lose the hoodie? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6200 To tell you the truth, you've got bupkis. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6201 Gasp! The hood fits. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6202 Insider training IS a faceless crime. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6203 Don't be worried. We have her prior statement that you kindly stopped for her. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6204 Motion denied. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6205 Well, looks like this case will be the death of me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6206 I'm fighting for your life here! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6207 You are the Grim Reaper." "Well this time, I'm innocent, so prove it, or you will be my next victim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6208 Replacing Garland with you was a brilliant move - we thought you might be able to "convince" Republicans to hold a confirmation hearing! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6209 I thought I asked you to wear a tie... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6210 To a jury, death doesn't become you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6211 Ok, we’ll make a go at it, but you shouldn't really count on a sympathetic jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6212 Before he rules, the judge wants to discuss a deal. With you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6213 I suppose the death penalty won’t be a problem for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6214 "We need to produce a witness who was with you that day". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6215 Relax, imposing the death penalty would be ridiculous. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6216 I think the hoodie sends the wrong message. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6217 We have to make you appear likable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6218 Remember, no eye contact with the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6219 I don't think the cloak is helping you with the jury... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6220 We have to convince the jury that you're not a serial killer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6221 H.R.3355 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6222 If you testify, it will difficult to avoid a death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6223 Ironically, they are seeking the death penalty Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6224 Now, go explain your innocence-- with feeling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6225 I don't really know who you are. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6226 I strongly recommend against taking the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6227 Don't look so guilty! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6228 It is going to be easier if you confess. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6229 I tried to get you off, but they're insisting the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6230 Big mouth! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6231 No, I don't think your smile is what's making the jury uncomfortable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6232 No, that's not what habeas corpus means. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6233 There are some things you'll never have to face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6234 Reaper has an eco-feel to it, but the grim as got to go. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6235 This case is gonna be the death of me... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6236 Yes, but in a murder trial you're a penalty not just a fact of life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6237 Look, it's a no win situation here. She picked you out of a lineup. Plead guilty or go to trial....either way, we're all dead! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6238 You're not likable enough for us to risk putting you on the stand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6239 Tell me... are you absolutely certain? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6240 Of course I believe you 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6241 Fortunately, they weren't able to lift any fingerprints off the scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6242 I wouldn't make any holiday plans. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6243 I'll do the objecting. Stop with the sulfur. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6244 I recommend you plead no-contest to the tax-evasion charge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6245 I have an interest in your counsel, but is your counsel in my interest? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6246 No, we're hoping they're hung, not hanged. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6247 If any of your past is found admissible, you'll have to take a plea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6248 You're accused of committing a faceless crime. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6249 Expecto patr- pat- pa. . .[silence]. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6250 Public defenders can't afford to dress you for court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6251 Remember, no jury tampering. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6252 What I'm saying is that, as a defense, "it was his time" doesn't give me a lot to work with here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6253 So you say your legal experience is in futures? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6254 I don't want to harp on this, so to speak, but your hoodie is sending the wrong message. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6255 There's not a soul in this place willing to testify on your behalf. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6256 Remember, she was already dead when you arrived. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6257 I don't advise using "the devil made me do it" as an excuse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6258 You had me cut my hair, shave, and put on suit, I thought you dress up for my trial! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6259 As your attorney, I need to remind you that if you are found guilty, you can get the 'you' penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6260 I think I can get you the death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6261 This case is beginning to look very grim 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6262 next time leave a witness 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6263 Don't be so grim. We have a good case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6264 I'm not your homie, know wha' mean? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6265 I just got off the phone with the D.A. She said she'll put the death penalty back on the table, if that's what you really want. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6266 You're scaring the hell out of the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6267 I really don't think that it is a good idea to put you on the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6268 No, even the faceless have to remove their hoods. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6269 You could've at least put on a tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6270 Any one that says you're guilty has a hole in his head! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6271 She may have said it, but where's the evidence that she agreed "until death do us part"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6272 Well there's Heaven which provides unlimited texting and there's Hell which prohibits use of all devices. So sir kindly place your phone on the table and follow me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6273 Here ye reap what ye sow. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6274 Remember on the question of your innocence your response is; "I'm dead right" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6275 You want me to ask the judge for a brief delay in the proceedings because you may have left your kitchen light on? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6276 Yes, your chances are also grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6277 Okay, so we agree; I'm going to go with 'If the scythe doesn't fit, you must acquit.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6278 No problem; it was just an unfortunate accident that happened when the deceased borrowed your scythe to mow his lawn, as so many had before. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6279 It's gonna be hard to beat this murder rap. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6280 Tell me your darkest secret! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6281 I don't recommend you take the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6282 ...and i was like, dude, we both know that you never even finished the first episode of the larry sanders show, so i don't know why you're pretending to be so mad at me 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6283 Try to just be yourself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6284 Your case is looking good, because the witnesses are having problems identifying you! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6285 ...but you literally said 'I'm Death, and I am going to kill you now' and it was caught on video." "The dude's name was Herdy. You wouldn't understand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6286 Let's hope for the Death Penalty! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6287 But you only spent one night in Rikeres 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6288 They're having trouble finding a jury of your peers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6289 You are telling me that that bell tolled for me? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6290 Juries tend to be lenient given short life expectancy, which puts you in a strong position. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6291 The prosecutor says that if you don't accept a life term, he'll be seeking a death sentence... I'm not sure what that means here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6292 "I tolled the wrong bell" is NOT a good defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6293 Pleading guilty will avoid you death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6294 And remember, I've never had a client with a rap like yours. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6295 They still haven't found the body. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6296 Yes, 'Habeas Corpus' is Latin for "you shall have the body," but they don't mean it literally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6297 In order to win we have to change your image! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6298 You were right, the jury would have seen through your headless testimony. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6299 Remember your occupation is, "paradigm transition specialist." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6300 Stop staring at the jury -- there are no more alternates. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6301 Let's bluff 'em, and leave the 'death sentence' on the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6302 No, really, who are you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6303 Our only hope is a hung jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6304 Just answer the question honestly. Have you ever owned a sickle? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6305 I think we should ask for life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6306 If you can win this case, I'll owe you everything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6307 With any luck you will get the death penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6308 No, the optics are not on our side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6309 Look at it this way -- the worst that'll happen is that you'll get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6310 Let's face it, you look like a hoodlum. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6311 This should be easy. We'll plead guilty and ask for leniency, the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6312 To avoid the death penalty, I advise you to accept the plea bargain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6313 If you owe more than $10,000 in Back Death Taxes, call us today. We're former 'IRS' workers that will work directly with the 'IRS' on your behalf. Don't take on the 'IRS' alone. Give us a call. Operators are standing by. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6314 You do not drink, So what the hell where you doing that night at the pub? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6315 You can't get the death penalty if you're already dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6316 Try to look earnest, but not too earnest. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6317 Judge did not buy your argument of Soliciting to Murder by your boss 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6318 The selfies are a real problem for us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6319 Would it hurt you to wear a tie? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6320 Remember, we are going for a temporary insanity verdict. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6321 So you don't think a plea bargain is workable? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6322 If you want any sympathy from the jury, ditch the hood. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6323 When they ask you to state your name, plead the Fifth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6324 Remember, we have to let the jury see the real you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6325 La muerte on trial for planning the end of the world. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6326 Recidivism? He’s saying you’re a repeat offender, and the court will take that into consideration when sentencing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6327 We need to find you a stronger alibi. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6328 Tell them it wasn't a weapon you just wanted to cut down their high grass. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6329 My client has a great alibi. That night Irene died, he was at Heather's place. And Gertrud's place. And John's... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6330 The "Grim Reaper" defense scythes both ways ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6331 I'll be honest with you, things are looking pretty grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6332 Should have filed. IRS is going to make an example of you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6333 I am afraid you are looking at life without parole... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6334 They have the right to face their accuser. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6335 There is a hollow ring to what you say. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6336 Sir, the judge will ask you to remove your hood. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6337 If you are found guilty, may I have your sickle collection? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6338 What do you mean, have I ever been an attorney for an eternal client before? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6339 As your lawyer, I strongly advise that your case will go better for you if you lose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6340 If the glove doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6341 You're looking at infinite death sentences. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6342 community service is what the charge is. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6343 I mean, I wouldn't say I'm 'religious' but I definitely would call myself 'spiritual'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6344 They found your fingerprints on the queen's bishop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6345 No one's going to judge you for wearing a hoodie! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6346 It's looking like afterlife in prison. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6347 O.J. are you in there? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6348 I advise you to plead guilty but with an explanation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6349 So...What's our deadline? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6350 We're gonna go with the 'sugar-eviscerates-your-soul' defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6351 Just FYI - threatening to eat the souls of the jury usually doesn't go over too well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6352 Welp, so much for habeas corpus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6353 You've been a huge help through this case - I don't consider you a penalty at all. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6354 What do you mean you're afraid of the death penalty? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6355 How about we make "die trying" the backup plan? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6356 That's not what a life sentence means. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6357 You seem to be making Juror #3 very nervous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6358 Don't mention the war. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6359 So I think we stay with the hood. Yes, the judge hates it, but juror number 3 keeps smiling at you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6360 I told you to wear the navy, I can only do so much. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6361 Okay, John Doe, here we go again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6362 Are you sure they didn't see you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6363 I probably should have worn a tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6364 If anyone can get you off the hook, it's Faust & Faust. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6365 I usually recommend a Mona Lisa smile during questioning, but in your case I think a nice wide grin will work to your advantage. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6366 The court won't accept the name "Grim Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6367 You won't have to plead the 5th or anything else. Leave that to everyone else in the room. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6368 You do realize this may mean life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6369 I don’t think “He lost the game of chess” is much of a defense 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6370 I strongly advise you not to use the Twinkie defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6371 Then again, maybe we should have stuck with the jumpsuit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6372 I thought we agreed on khakis and a nice button down shirt? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6373 Do what I told you and I'm sure we can avoid the you penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6374 I might be able to get the murder charge reduced to 'Following Too Close'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6375 They're threatening to take Death off the table 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6376 Remember, your name is G. Sheldon Reaper 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6377 Where on earth did you get that fantastic hoodie? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6378 Would be best to keep your job out of the alibi. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6379 Yes, I told you to wear a dark suit, but don't you have something less grim ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6380 I think our best bet is to plead down to justifiable homicide. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6381 I've told them who you are but we live in an extremely litigious society these days. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6382 When I said dress up this is not what I meant 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6383 Habeus corpus? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6384 The bottom line is....you didn't pay your taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6385 I'm glad this isn't the court of public opinion. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6386 The typo was my fault; it should not have read "habeas corpse." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6387 Sorry. It's not that your too grim, it's the hoody... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6388 No, you can't ask the prosecutor what his health plan covers 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6389 Did you get your sickle through the metal detector? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6390 You should be prepared for a life sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6391 No, you cannot sue Ingmar Bergmann for violation of your right of publicity. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6392 Just to let you know, they're seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6393 No - it wasn't wise to ask her honour if she feels well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6394 Just remember they have to prove you were there. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6395 Well, that's not what they mean by the hanging judge... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6396 Everybody knows you were supposed to knock first! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6397 Can we prove the reaping was an accident? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6398 Your employment history is impeccable. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6399 Donald, listen to me, trust me, the Grim Reaper look is a classy step up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6400 A jury of your peers does't mean they have to be wearing hoodies. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6401 You can't take a holiday--your trial starts tomorrow. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6402 ....it's not a cold case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6403 You face 55 million counts from last year alone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6404 Great news....you are going to be sentenced to death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6405 You promised I'd win... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6406 I'm sorry to tell you sir, but I'm going to rush this a little, you see, later on I have an Appointment in Sumarra. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6407 The good news is they've ruled out the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6408 If we lose, you could still get time off for good behavior 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6409 Your problem is you're a one-trick pony. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6410 No, the death penalty is not an option in this state. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6411 a few further questions, your honor 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6412 Time to reap what you sow. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6413 It looks like we have a hung jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6414 It doesn't look good--the sentence for open carry of a scythe is from here to eternity. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6415 You're safe - this state supports the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6416 No jury tampering. Besides illegal, your methods are a little obvious. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6417 So, you've decided to plead guilty with an explanation? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6418 I've got some bad news, Mr Reaper. They've taken the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6419 And for Pete's sake, don't make eye contact with anyone on the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6420 Listen...you've GOT to give me your real name! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6421 Your wardrobe choice tells me that you don’t fully grasp the death penalty laws in this state. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6422 It's a good thing we're not in Texas 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6423 I don't think parole is an option here, buddy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6424 The jury was unsympathetic to your testimony of 'sucking air from their souls' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6425 No, you cannot hang the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6426 This case is a killer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6427 Pro bono, not pro bone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6428 How do you feel about ankle bracelets? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6429 Are you referring their homes as legal pads? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6430 You can't refuse to incriminate yourself if you don't have a self to incriminate. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6431 Usually the jury doesn't reach a verdict this fast. Could be good? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6432 Remember what I told you. You don't know anything about Christmas future, and you've never seen that Scrooge guy before the trial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6433 Our brief: the death penalty is 'cruel and unusual punishment.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6434 Yes, I think the death penalty is a possibility. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6435 Let's stop with the footsie, and try to keep this professional. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6436 Sorry, the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6437 No, I don't think the judge will settle this with a game of chess. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6438 If we lose, you may be looking at the life penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6439 I think I can get the death penalty off the table! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6440 Donald wants 300 million souls as collateral. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6441 Well, regardless of your "dominion over all", the IRS is still requiring that you pay "all" of those back taxes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6442 I think it's a bit too much for a parking ticket. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6443 I'm sorry I'm not familiar with the Grim Reaper clause. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6444 uh, do you like green beans? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6445 There are pluses and minuses to taking the stand in one’s own defense. In your case I would go with the minuses. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6446 I advise you to settle: mistaking "inevitable" for "evitable" in the case of taxes just won't fly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6447 Saying that God told you to do it won't get us anywhere. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6448 In this case, what you reaped sued you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6449 Now surprised witness isn't necessarily a bad thing. Have you wronged anyone in the last couple years? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6450 Are you saying - as your lawyer, I must argue it was inevitable? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6451 That's so hollow... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6452 Try to look at the bright side; You did steal the wheat but I think I can get you off for wrongful death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6453 Do you think a softer colored robe would humanize me to the jury? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6454 Did someone advise you to refrain facial expression? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6455 I'd lose the hood if I were you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6456 Don't worry, if you've killed as many people as you say then death row is a cinch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6457 You may prejudice the jury 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6458 Naw, trust me on this one - let's leave your sickle in the car. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6459 I think we'll go with the black hole defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6460 No, I don't think they will charge you for every human since the beginning of time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6461 This should be a breeze - all my other clients are faceless corporations... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6462 Wouldn't it be ironic if you got life? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6463 The bad news is you lost. The good news is you're getting Life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6464 Don't look so grim! Reap trials almost always come down to he said, she said. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6465 The court will go lighter on you if you plead guilty to operating an ESCORT SERVICE instead of claiming to be the HARBINGER OF DEATH. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6466 If you don't testify, you might get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6467 I thought I told you to try and "Blend" for the Line Up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6468 They want to know where your body's buried. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6469 We'll try to avoid the you penalty.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6470 Hey, good news, you got the death sentence ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6471 Can you hold off until the legal bills are paid? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6472 Go easy on the deal you made with Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6473 Forgive the irony, but you should have filed years ago. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6474 The Judge told me to tell you that he likes your robe better than his. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6475 No you can't tell the judge you have met Justice Scalia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6476 We need to concentrate on your case. You can't keep living in the past. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6477 Just say you killed the slaughterer who slaughtered the ox. They don't care about the kid or the two zuzim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6478 I think you should take the deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6479 If we're lucky, we'll keep you from yourself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6480 Think we should plea bargain for 'life'?? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6481 Bad luck; this judge is pro-life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6482 The prospect of a favorable judgment looks grim, which wont come as a surprise to you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6483 I may have to tell you something GRIM. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6484 Without the scythe, they're just pointing fingers too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6485 Two sugars isn't going to kill me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6486 Okay great news: if you plea, the prosecutor has agreed to take the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6487 On second thought, I'll represent myself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6488 I think you are a little premature. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6489 I think the hoodie is overkill! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6490 Here's the good news, you don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6491 Sorry, but I think we're dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6492 In your case the sentence would be dinner with Donald Trump 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6493 You're my ace in the hole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6494 Wouldl you be interested in hearing about a new term life policy? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6495 No sir, we cannot appeal. The judge ruled that the statute of limitations applies in your case since it was proved you died in 1893. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6496 If they find you guilty, getting life will be a miracle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6497 Just answer the question. Don't volunteer any information. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6498 Remember what I told you: You're just God's coroner. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6499 The Judge told me you are not to threaten the jury anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6500 Stuff it Ms. Muffitt!! Stuff it Ms. Muffitt!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6501 Okay. Once more: You woke up on January 1st, broke, out of a job and the scythe was just lying there. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6502 There's a bad echo in here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6503 Your files came with this really long suitcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6504 My colleagues get a little suspicious sometimes 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6505 In this instance, the death penalty would be considered "cruel and unusual." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6506 I'm not so confident the jury will buy our not guilty plea with the whole "death personified" look you've got going on today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6507 Are you sure you want to deliver the alimony in person every month? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6508 You don't have to worry about the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6509 He said rise, not scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6510 Don't worry, we can appeal the death sentence on paradoxical grounds. I thought I told you to wear a suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6511 Mr. Death, as expected, they're asking for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6512 You can't change your plea hoping for a life sentence. The death penalty is still on the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6513 Don't worry, orange is the new black. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6514 This will go a lot easier if you would stop smiling like you're going to kill someone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6515 The judge thinks it is a hollow argument 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6516 There is no plea of 'kinda guilty'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6517 Um, yes I did say wear a dark suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6518 They're going to try to present you as a hostile witness. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6519 Remember, try to avoid eye contact with anyone on the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6520 Don't give me that blank stare. You can't have a balloon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6521 You're accused of ghosting on your wife 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6522 “Don’t fall for the old ‘Where were you on the night of the murder?’ trick”. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6523 Well, I'll be damned. You're telling me that you didn't file your taxes? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6524 Really, George. You want to push for the death penalty again? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6525 It's a parking ticket. You can't ask for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6526 For God's sake Artie, press your human button and smile. For God's sake Artie, press your human button smile. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6527 How many times do I have to tell you, taxes also! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6528 I repeat...no breath mints, no defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6529 " I thought I told you to wear your white colored hoodie to court". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6530 The jury room is off limits. Eat you lunch at recess in the hall. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6531 I think it will be difficult to argue that this is a prima facie case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6532 When I said dress so the jury relates to your middle age life crisis this is not what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6533 Judge, I assure you he did not mean to kill that innocent girl. It's just the nature of him to do such things. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6534 Don't worry. They have no witness. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6535 Don't worry - they can't give me life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6536 My suit had blood on it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6537 We'll stipulate your scythe is a deadly weapon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6538 they will ask you to state your full name for the record 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6539 Remember that you're here because Adam and Eve were disobedient. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6540 can you et the death penalty off the table? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6541 "Their time was up" isn't a defence Mr Reaper. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6542 Why the blank stare? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6543 Keep your mouth shut, that hood up and let me do the talking 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6544 So as you can see, your Honor, my client, who shall remain faceless, could not have been at the scene of the crime. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6545 The hoodie is only illegal if you commit a crime. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6546 When I have you testify, make sure you look the jury in their eyes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6547 Well good news bad news scenario. The good news is your not guilty.The bad news is you don't get a Life Sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6548 Yes, Texas does have the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6549 Take off your hood, you're being insensitive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6550 Don't worry, there's no death penalty in this state but you might get life... OK? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6551 I told you not to wear black. It makes the jury think you're evil. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6552 Don't worry, giving you the death penalty would be suicide. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6553 I think you're being a little overdramatic—it's just a parking ticket. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6554 This must be serious. You sent a partner instead of an associate. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6555 Human Blackhole transcends cosmic blackhole. If don't agree then check with OJSimson! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6556 Are you there ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6557 I'm hoping not to receive a you sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6558 Do you have your voter I.D. card with you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6559 I don't really like 'Devil's Advocate.' I'm rebranding as 'Mordor's Helper.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6560 ...the good news is that I hear orange is the new black. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6561 I see you are dressed for a s;am dunk! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6562 What did you expect, in that hoodie? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6563 Do me a favor, if the judge decides on the death penalty for you, don't giggle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6564 Who says you can't take the scythe into chambers? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6565 Whenever you answer, just try to sound sympathetic. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6566 Nah nah nah nah nah are not mitigating circumstances. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6567 As your attorney I must advise you there is no way I can request a hung jury or a deadlocked jury in my closing argument! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6568 I'm a homicide lawyer, it's dark stuff. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6569 I should have told you - it's called a 'metal detector.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6570 Quit making eye contact with juror #3. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6571 The judge wants to know why you killed those 100 billion people. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6572 But they don't accept testimony from the deceased.y 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6573 Let's Face it, they're not gonna bite on invisibility alibi. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6574 Remind them you're a contributing civil servant as a Texas Executioner. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6575 Yes, I know you're usually the penalty, but you've angered the wrong people this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6576 In my estimation, it's unlikely you'll get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6577 Hey, at least we know the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6578 I think we can dodge the death penalty on the grounds of "cruel and unusual". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6579 You've got to stop staring at the jury like that 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6580 You're not used to it?! Just plead the fifth. It's not the same as begging for your life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6581 My plan is to use the empty hoodie defense 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6582 Are you my shadow counsel? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6583 When were you planning to tell me about your private e-mail server? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6584 What do you mean, there's no escape? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6585 Remember, it's not a hoodie, it's an expression of your religious freedom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6586 Worst case scenario you get life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6587 I'd like a motion request. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6588 It's probably best if you don't point your scythe at jurors and say "you're next." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6589 Don't worry, there's no prima facie evidence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6590 It's just as we feared. They're going for the YOU penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6591 For the last time, pleading "death sentence" is not an option! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6592 Do I still get paid if you don't get a death sentence? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6593 Show them the upside of being dragged to the underworld. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6594 Once again, that you only hired the hit man is not a viable defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6595 I hear the jury is considering a life sentence... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6596 I really don't think they'll seek the death penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6597 ..and your claim is as the ghostwriter ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6598 We'll talk about the tunnel next week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6599 It's not looking good, is it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6600 Which members of the jury panel will you preemptorily strike? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6601 Off with your head? Sorry, no, it won't be that kind of verdict. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6602 I know it hurts your brand, but we should consider the manslaughter plea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6603 It'll be a hung jury anyway. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6604 I think you lost the jury when you ended with "Have a nice day." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6605 I don't think they'll push for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6606 We need to get the jury on our side. Look them in the eyes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6607 The prosecution says you should be on their table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6608 I've told you repeatedly, the death penalty is not a plea deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6609 "Til death do us part" does NOT give you carte blanche. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6610 So you're saying, you came up with the title "To Kill A Mockingbird"... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6611 Well, if it's any consolation, he can't take it with him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6612 Remember, you only did it to get out of the 'hood. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6613 So what say we get a cuppa coffe after this? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6614 I know you, your the return of a ghost hoped past 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6615 Don't worry, nobody liked her. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6616 Oh, stop worrying about the hoodie. You're not the Black Death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6617 He wants ten more years. Let's offer two good and three so-so. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6618 Remember here death hath no dominion. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6619 The it's-my-job defense has no legal precedent." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6620 You're not-guilty-self is going to be much more helpful here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6621 If we lose this case, where does that leave me? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6622 We'll win if you can scare the piss out of the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6623 Are you here just for the taxes? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6624 I can't believe I got a life sentence... I'm Death 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6625 I thought you of all people would know only two things in life are certain? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6626 I'll do my best, but 187 trillion counts of murder is going to be tough. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6627 It's not going to help to tell them you invented the death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6628 Our case is simple. Facebook has no right to reject you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6629 Juries respond much better to business casual. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6630 The anonymous mask is better. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6631 So uh, is your cloak Gucci? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6632 I don't think that holding out for "life" in prison is a reasonable option. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6633 Hung jury, not hanged jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6634 This could take a while. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6635 Sure, I can do your taxes first. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6636 I don't think you can take the soul of the court. It doesn't have one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6637 She wants you to remove your hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6638 It will be hard to argue against the death penalty, especially when wearing a hoody in front of the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6639 So, you are sticking with - ‘God is your witness’? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6640 We'll make the jury buy that the act was consensual. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6641 I knew a public defender would be a death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6642 I don't think you should wear the Witness Protection Program garb until after the trial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6643 There's no way this jury will find you not guilty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6644 Remember, our relationship is strictly privileged and confidential. But after this is over I expect to never, ever see you again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6645 Probably better not to mention your boss by name or even location. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6646 What?! you don*t have a VISA card?? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6647 And again, I beg you --Please don't laugh when he grants you a life sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6648 If I've told you once, I've told you a 1,000 times, juries never trust a blank expression. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6649 I think we can assume the death penalty is out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6650 Death penalty? Big whoop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6651 The statute of limitations has expired on your case against Methuselah. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6652 Of course, they have solid DNA evidence. It WAS the Plague. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6653 The jury doesn't care how you're dressed. Demeanor wins cases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6654 Again - You're asking me to ghost-write for you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6655 You come from where? "Braavos?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6656 The death penalty is still on the table. Our only hope is a hung jury. Can you help with that? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6657 Let's just say I had expected your taxes to be a pretty certain come April 15th. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6658 For the last time, you're not pleading the "scythe"! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6659 Don't worry, we've got a jury to die for. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6660 Let's just say, where you are going, its going to be very hot. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6661 No, I don't think using the untimely death of Mildred Potter as an alibi will help your case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6662 I think leaving your scythe in the cloakroom was a smart move. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6663 I hate to be the grim reaper, but your case is not looking good. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6664 "We're Killing It! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6665 Death, be not proud. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6666 Sorry you have to go empty-handed. My client took the life sentence deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6667 So, how go things in The Hood? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6668 My advice is lose the hood. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6669 I am confident they wont sentence you to yourself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6670 You got lucky it's a hung jury, they actually hung themselves." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6671 I'd say...a ghost of a chance...but.. no worries about the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6672 Apparently everyone in this class action is dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6673 The judge said that feeling hollow inside is not an adequate defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6674 The word is 'nolo', not 'yolo'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6675 Remember what we talked about. Try to be a little less grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6676 Your hoodie is sentenced to ten years with no parole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6677 Am I in trouble because I can't remember my password? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6678 The jury is still hopelessly deadlocked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6679 Remember: if the hood don't fit they must acquit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6680 Not what I meant by your 'best suit' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6681 You still have to pay your back taxes or it will be death, taxes and incarceration.....no, you can't tell the judge your name is Al Sharpton ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6682 To be honest, I don't think we'll do well with a writ of habeas corpus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6683 Remember, no matter what: don't let them see you sweat 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6684 The government is willing to settle the patent infringement portion if they can continue to use your name on their drones. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6685 I object...can I object? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6686 And in any plea bargain, you prefer the death penalty to community service? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6687 Well, I do appreciate the irony. But, I still doubt a mens rea defense will work--since you, of all people, should know that you had to pay your taxes by the 15th. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6688 Let's just say it looks suspicious when their witnesses keep dying. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6689 Remember to tell the truth but don't bring up that death stuff 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6690 For the trial I said formal dress not normal! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6691 Don't worry. Their case relies on face recognition software. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6692 Didn't I tell you to lose the hoodie for the trial? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6693 The trial consultant's analysis should shed some light on the jury's reaction to your signature "hoodie" look 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6694 There's precedent for identity theft . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6695 I know, but please just say, "Not guilty, Your Honor." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6696 They want to ask you about the custom of beheading, not the costume you wear to do it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6697 Our only chance is a hung jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6698 I suggest a different outfit at trial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6699 No need to look so grim. But if I were you, I'd ditch the hoody and be not proud. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6700 Do you believe in karma? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6701 If you're acquited, can we discuss D.T.? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6702 The bailiff warned us that the judge thinks you're trying to intimidate him, Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6703 We have to find a glove that doesn't fit you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6704 To gain the jury's sympathy I advise you to be not proud. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6705 We're going to win so for Pete's sake keep your head on ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6706 I told you to wear the blue cloak. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6707 Because you're peerless, this charade is probably moot. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6708 I can cut a deal but you will have to testify against Taxes 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6709 So, what's our closing argument? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6710 Well, they can't accuse you of being a two faced liar. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6711 Don't worry, a guy like you will kill it in prison. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6712 Look buddy, nobody cheats me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6713 Unfortunately, proving you're not guilty on all 11,415,521,778 counts is going to be a challenge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6714 Don't worry--there's no life penalty in this state. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6715 But you are the final argument. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6716 We're going to kill this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6717 Levitate to the stand and show the jury that you're not just another ass in a costume. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6718 I think we can beat the murder charge, but collecting souls carries a mandatory minimum sentence in this state. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6719 The prosecution is seeking the You penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6720 I feel good about the jury. We were able to strike all the Blue Oyster Cult fans. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6721 Remember to wipe that silly grin off your face when you are on the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6722 I think we have a hell-a-va defense here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6723 You're dead in this case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6724 If only we could remove juror #6 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6725 His penchant for cheeseburgers definitely constitutes mitigating circumstances. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6726 Plead Nolo. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6727 And remember - hesitating during cross examination is the kiss of death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6728 They're checking for precedent on Habeas Spiritus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6729 If the hoodie doesn't fit, acquit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6730 It's not a big deal if you get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6731 I represent the IRS. And you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6732 You're going to need a tax attorney. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6733 Relax. Each juror will only be thinking about the net time they meet you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6734 What do you mean you have something to confess? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6735 If we lose, you get life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6736 Just between you and me . . . did you do it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6737 Are you saying you don't want Life? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6738 Try being a little cagey about this. You don't want them to know you WANT the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6739 Please speak up. I can't read your lips 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6740 The jury ruled in favor of taxes--you, they're not so sure about. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6741 They have to acquit. The sickle doesn't fit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6742 I was able to get you off with the Death Penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6743 Look, your fingerprints are all over these murders, so the best we can hope for is life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6744 Why so grim? The worst you can get is life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6745 Ix-nay on wearing the hoodie to court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6746 At least you don't have fingerprints. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6747 I think we can plead them down to second degree reaping. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6748 All I asked was that you wear the button down I got you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6749 Hoods aren't allowed in court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6750 But she couldn't have identified me-I wasn't wearing this hoodie when I did it ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6751 A suit maybe would be nice. You couldn't afford a suit? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6752 You need to sharpen your Scythe We are going for the death penalty! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6753 I don't want to worry you, but they're seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6754 Yeah, I said you don't have to testify, but you do have to appear. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6755 What's the trick to holding up that hood? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6756 You sure you want to plead the sith? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6757 Just think of it as a holiday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6758 It hinges on the context of the term "cheating." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6759 Take it or leave it. That's my final offer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6760 Put on a happy face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6761 Well as a matter of fact, it is a capital offense." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6762 I guess you know the drill. When he asks 'The Question', take the Fifth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6763 Couldn't get a jury of your peers . The morgue was empty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6764 Look, the jury knows you're responsible for the deaths of billions. So if I can get a plea deal for reckless endangerment, we should take it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6765 Your brother is not feeling well and he sent you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6766 We're down to 7 million first degrees and 3 counts of manslaughter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6767 Getting visitation rights will be tricky 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6768 You understand that this whole "Witness Protection" is not reversible, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6769 Don't worry--without the scythe they have nothing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6770 You of all people should appreciate the certainty of taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6771 That's not what they mean by "Death Tax". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6772 Your chances? Slim to none. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6773 Try to look conflicted, it will work better with the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6774 I believe you but will they? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6775 Worst case: You get the death penalty. Which you can live with, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6776 Our best hope is for a hung jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6777 At least try to look friendly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6778 The "Force" is with you... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6779 Probably not a great idea to mention the scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6780 No, the bailiff won't bring you your scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6781 At least you don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6782 They'll be going for the death penalty so, eh, no worries. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6783 I'm going to ask you one last time. Did you kill that man? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6784 Why yes, it is a death penalty case but what do you care? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6785 This trial will be the death of me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6786 testing testing testing 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6787 I'm sorry but I've got some grim news in regards to your case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6788 What do you mean you feel like a dead man sitting? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6789 death becomes you but let's not rush it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6790 We won, but apparently cheating Death is a crime punishable by applause. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6791 Just trying to tell the judge everything clearly 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6792 She's sayin' it was just you, her, and Immortality. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6793 As your accountant, I told you it was inevitable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6794 The IRS will never collect- its either Death OR taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6795 Sorry, but the jury isn't literally hung. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6796 now remember-just say ooooooh or eeeeee 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6797 Even without a hung jury, we'll probably still win. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6798 I understand you're cold natured, but . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6799 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6800 This judge is reasonable. I think we can plea bargain the charges from 110 billion counts down to 80 billion or so... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6801 Do you know the meaning of a "hung jury" ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6802 I think you should take the Fifth 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6803 How long have you been in mort-gage law? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6804 OK. So you'll take the Fifth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6805 They're asking for 10 to 20, but I think we can bargain them up to death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6806 Don't worry. We'll file an appeal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6807 Relax, this jurisdiction looks very favorably upon whistleblowers 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6808 They insist you remove your hood. Let me know when to look away. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6809 You can't use that alibi. They will see right through you! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6810 Look Mr. Reaper, the DA said "involuntary manslaughter" is still on the table. I suggest you take the deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6811 Look, I don't care if you are Clarence Darrow, I don't want any help! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6812 I'm going to argue that this shouldn't be a death penalty case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6813 How are you not in jail yet? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6814 Don't worry, we only have to give the jury reasonable doubt. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6815 Concurrent or consecutive sentences: does it matter? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6816 Interesting idea, but it's not the way plea bargains usually work 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6817 I agree, the jury's lack of eye contact is worrisome. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6818 Lets see how do I put this,I think the jury finds you off putting 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6819 You death, me taxes. Together we'd be unstoppable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6820 The judge is not going to like it. I said grey suite not jump suite. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6821 I hear you, but innocent until proven guilty just isn't going to work for us here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6822 We're going to hold out for twelve jurors who were born again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6823 I think you should take the plea deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6824 Remember Eye Contact 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6825 I think you should opt for the guillotine 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6826 The death penalty? You were only charged with speeding. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6827 You know, that hoodie isn't gonna work the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6828 First listen to my closing argument. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6829 They have a heluva lot of circumstantial evidence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6830 Why can't I wear exhibit A, It's mine? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6831 There's only one way out of this, drop the hoodie and show this jury you are a man of your word! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6832 It looks grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6833 Take the deal. You can do death row standing on your head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6834 I'm here for you. This is Texas! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6835 ECHO ... Echo ... echo ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6836 Try not to stare at the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6837 No more jokes about requesting the death penalty, OK? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6838 Calling yourself grime reaper doesn't help, either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6839 'The justice system sucks' is not actually an admissible plea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6840 My fee is a soul 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6841 Remember, you are innocent until proven. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6842 Don't worry. The bailiff won't let anything happen to your scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6843 It's looking grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6844 They're asking for death without parole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6845 No need to hide your face 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6846 Unfortunately the beer recipe must be licensed from the monastery for lawful reproduction 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6847 Sorry, this is New York. You can't demand the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6848 When this is all over could you do me a favor? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6849 If all else fails we are going for a death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6850 The Jury is awarding pain and suffering damages...for themselves. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6851 We're trying to avoid the death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6852 Life without parole. I wish I had better news. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6853 They're calling it a wrongful death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6854 OK... You'll will get 20 % every time someone says, prints, or by any way communicates the phrase, 'Death & Taxes'! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6855 I'm with the I.R.S. And you are...? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6856 So getting you a Life sentence would be a good thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6857 A hoodie in the courtroom? Are you trying to get yourself killed? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6858 Just once more, I'd like to see your pretty little face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6859 Have a snickers when court recesses...you're not you when your hungry. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6860 'We don't normally have a reputation for ambulance chasing.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6861 That's a hung jury they are reporting. Hung. No hanged. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6862 I specifically asked you not to wear a hoodie to court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6863 I don't care that NOW your best friend is Scalia, . . . it won't help us in this case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6864 As your attorney I'd advise you to lighten up a bit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6865 Deal. Pro bono, pro life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6866 'Seriously? That's your only suit?' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6867 This North Carolina, they will be seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6868 Well, Justice is blind, so I guess the whole invisibility thing is moot. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6869 Don't volunteer anything about horses or Sleepy Hollow. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6870 It would help your case if you could ditch that hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6871 I'm afraid you're going to get the Death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6872 I really don't think claiming self-defense is a good idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6873 After this, I'm getting my taxes done. Wanna come? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6874 So there's no other kind of "force" you're aware of using as an alibi? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6875 Plea bargain? I don't think so. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6876 Plead guilty and they'll put the death penalty back on the table, 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6877 That's pretty grim news, that I'll reap what I sow. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6878 Look, I don't want you coming across like just another empty suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6879 What do you mean you left the scythe in the taxi? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6880 Good news - They've agreed not to seek the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6881 Death, thou shalt die! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6882 Are you sure you want to go through with this appeals process? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6883 Always wear a shirt and tie in the courtroom. The hoodie could bias the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6884 I don’t think “It was the salmon mousse” will work as a defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6885 It would be going better if you'd stopped tweeting during the trial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6886 I would consider "aggravated stalking" a win. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6887 I'm going underground until this blow's over. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6888 I told you yesterday the judge does not approve of hoodies. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6889 What. What? You planted the key in Steven Avery's trailer? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6890 The devil you say!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6891 Your hoodie and your fingers still gives you away. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6892 If you were merely a witness to his death we could make a plea bargain, but his family is sure you brought about his demise. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6893 We may want to reconsider our self-defense plea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6894 How come the Judge never overrules YOUR objections? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6895 So I see you pay your taxes in flesh. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6896 I fired your wardrobe consultant. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6897 No, I've already explained this: "I was just following orders" isn't a legitimate defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6898 I have good news. The worst punishment going to hell. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6899 What about those I should have gotten already but are still sitting in your death row cells? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6900 At this time, I'd like to call the court's attention to my client's long history of charitable works in the community. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6901 I'll put you on the stand to prove you're innocent if you'll change out of the clothes you wore when you committed the crime. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6902 I heard the prosecution was scared to death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6903 I wouldn't recommend an ex post facto defense. You don't want to open yourself up to biblical punishment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6904 It would help your case if you smiled! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6905 I can't make any promises .. your rap sheet is the longest I've ever seen ... and jurors are turned off by the hoody. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6906 We can't use "it's my job" as your defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6907 Yes, pleading guilty will get you life. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6908 Just tell the judge, you take the fifth! I live in Wisconsin 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6909 And don't say "Read my lips!" again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6910 Relax. God is taking care of this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6911 Our chances are Grim to none and Grim just left town. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6912 At least you don't have to worry about getting the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6913 I stacked the jury with Millennials. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6914 It could be worse, it could be the death sentence... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6915 Stabbed by hooded farmer is no longer considered natural causes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6916 How are things in Braavos? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6917 There latest deal is eternal misery in the burning fires of hell, plus life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6918 Best-case scenario? The death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6919 Don't worry. They can't give you the death penalty, suicide is illegal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6920 You want to plead the fifth? Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6921 We're seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6922 How shall I introduce you to as, to the Judge and Jury, "Meet Joe Black?" As to the charges against you: "Your Honor, may I ask the charges be dropped due to mistaken identity? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6923 Hood or handles, your choice. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6924 We don't have a ghost of a chance the evidence, is over whelming, but I will try my best. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6925 Mr. Reaper, I don't think that shouting 'I'm coming for you next!" is the best way to deal with these serious allegations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6926 As your legal counsel, I suggest you stop saying 'The GR is in the House'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6927 We'll convince the jury you were a victim of mistaken identity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6928 Yeah, but after the "Raise your right hand" part, I thought you really loosened up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6929 This isn't about saving face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6930 Your best option is to take the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6931 I am worried about the way you are dressed before a conservative judge. He normally rules against men wearing nail polish. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6932 I'm not the one on trial here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6933 There is no such thing as a writ of habeas corpse 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6934 win or lose , it's how you wore your hat 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6935 The court's landmark decision in United States v. Death led to the break-up of the world's largest monopoly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6936 Will the unveiling be done at Halloween? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6937 You understand that life is not an option, in prison or anywhere else. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6938 I don't think we're going to get much traction arguing that the death penalty is cruel and unusual punishment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6939 But it just isn't happening at the other campaign rallies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6940 You forgot your tie again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6941 Sorry, it looks like you're getting the death penalty again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6942 You don't have to worry about the death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6943 I can't believe the outcome of this case is a life or death matter for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6944 What evidence, Mr. Death? Just a big sharp sickle found near the body! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6945 I can't promise that you won't get life 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6946 I'm not sure 'temporary invisibility' is a valid plea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6947 I hope the prosecution doesn't try to show that there is a pattern here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6948 I want your answers upbeat and lively. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6949 All is not lost, just try to stop thinking on the dark side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6950 I don't like to reschedule on my plastic surgeon. It's rude. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6951 You can't object every time I say 'habeas corpus.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6952 When I put you on the stand, don't look so grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6953 If we lose it will be deja vu. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6954 Relax. This isn't my first wrongful death case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6955 It's looking grim... I can't get you off the hook 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6956 Normally, I'd counsel you to take the life sentence offered. But it does not become you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6957 If you are lucky the judge might make you do some community service. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6958 Just try to sound sympathetic 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6959 I have told you, automatism it is our only defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6960 Bad news. The scythe has your prints all over it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6961 Have you got a nice suit? This is a tough jury. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
6962 I don't think we'll have to worry about punitive damages. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6963 And what's the worst that could happen, death row? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6964 We need to soften your look, it's killing our case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6965 So, you give up your Pending Hits list ... in exchange for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6966 I'm not putting you on the stand; they'll see right through you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6967 I asked the judge for community service. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6968 Don't appeal the lethal injection. You'll still be home for dinner. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6969 I'm going to recommend the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6970 Black lives matter!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6971 you cant win for losin' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6972 Don't worry, World War II is past the statute of limitation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6973 Are you sure you didn't do anything to Scrooge? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6974 We're doing okay, but you're gonna have to testify. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6975 How did you manage not to escape detection? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6976 Turns out Double Jeopardy does not prevent them from executing you again. Bummer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6977 For the last time, I can't plea loitering up to a capital offense 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6978 The jury doesn't like you. You need to testify that you blacked out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6979 I don't think the Sicilian defense is going to work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6980 You're an at-will employee, so unfortunately there isn't much more I can do for you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6981 Listen Grim, Keith Richards is being granted his Restraining Order and the Stones are petitioning for immortality... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6982 Yes Grim, you have a Constitutional Right to testify, however I still urge you not to do so. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6983 You say my wife hired you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6984 Did you take his life? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6985 well, at least you're not the devil.i would not like to negotiate any business deals with him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6986 Darn! That hoodie's going to influence the jury in a negative way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6987 ff 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6988 Lawyer: did you kill this man Death: No Donald Trumps views on America did 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6989 Trust me, they can't sentence you to you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6990 No, facing the jury is a bad idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6991 So you will plead guilty as charged for doing your job? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6992 From now on you tell me everything! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6993 you're not the judge, jury, nor executioner 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
6994 Things are looking grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6995 I think it's time we introduce your sting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6996 I don't think your alibi is going to hold up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6997 I'm dead serious... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6998 Do a lot of capital cases do you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6999 Too bad you can't sit in the back. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7000 No you plead the *Fifth*, not the Sythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7001 Fortunately, this State does not carry the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7002 I don't think we can rely solely on your Second Amendment rights. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7003 And then I'll say, 'if the glove fit, you must acquit.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7004 Your chances would be better in a suit and tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7005 I can get this dropped to half an eternity, easy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7006 Yours is the grimmest case I've ever taken. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7007 I don't think the second amendment covers your scythe 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7008 He’s simply here, Your Honor, for a “meet and greet” with the defendant. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7009 Any chance for parole? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7010 No, taking the stand now won't really help. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7011 We're lucky. This judge is rather lenient with tax evasion cases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7012 Just to play it safe, let the judge see your face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7013 I don't think the jury is buying your not guilty plea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7014 Do you think they'll find me guilty? They Smite 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7015 I'm afraid the prosecution is seeking the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7016 I don't think the Doomsday Defense is working. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7017 Sorry, sir, but I don't own a blue tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7018 Take the plea bargain. Trust me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7019 Here's the charge against you: Humanity accuses you of refusing to R.I.P. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7020 What do you mean, you want the death penalty? ("Want" should be ital.) 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7021 You're going to have to face facts! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7022 Technically the Death penalty might just mean probation in your case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7023 Death is different. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7024 We don't want the jury to see your face so keep the hoodie on 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7025 The jury's deadlocked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7026 I think your 'hoodie' is spooking the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7027 They're gonna big-scythe you. Want fried with that? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7028 Ask Johnnie Cochran if we should play the race card. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7029 I think we have a ghost of chance at least ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7030 There's no jury alive that will convict you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7031 Really? You couldn't have shown up before I got indicted? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7032 Do I look nervous now 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7033 Capital punishment infringes upon your exclusive performance rights. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7034 I don't think the Dead Man's Statute is a defense here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7035 So you're saying that your defense is that you have no face? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7036 I can't believe the nerve of this prosecutor . . . asking for the You Penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7037 I admire that you're now pro-life. This doesn't, however, preclude you from doing your job. Your discrimination suit just won't stick. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7038 Sometimes I get lost just looking into your eyes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7039 Now it's up to the Commission whether we get out patent for making flesh invisible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7040 I'm afraid there's no dodging the tax evasion charges. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7041 oh man no omen! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7042 It's a slam dunk. This state has no death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7043 Wear a tie, take the fifth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7044 I really didn't think I was doing that badly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7045 Showing remorse is good but in your case showing anything is a bonus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7046 A tie might sway a few jurors. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7047 Our only chance is a change of venue to hell. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7048 I understand not afraid of capital Punishment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7049 Should we cop a plea? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7050 Sorry, but I usually don't recommend the death penalty for petty theft. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7051 "But they said it was a killer deal of a lifetime? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7052 Don't worry, the jury will love you. You're an angel! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7053 I think the best we can get you here is life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7054 The recess is just until your face grows back. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7055 I don't think the jury wants to convict you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7056 You may want to lose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7057 At this point your case looks pretty grim! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7058 So, you say you were at your club playing squash. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7059 I thought I told you to dress less "hood." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7060 We've got this. He was a known anarchist and the police have already stated that his death was "accidental"! Stop worrying! For goodness sake, he was on your doorstep! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7061 Grimm, can you take it easy with the chain rattling? You're scaring the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7062 This is a deadly case 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7063 The judge still resents you for taking his goldfish. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7064 It's a deposition...not an inquisition 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7065 "Your rhyming attorney says 'since you have no face, we have no case' ". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7066 You said you could get me out of this!" "Not exactly the way you expect... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7067 You're lucky there's no death peanalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7068 The verbal contract does state "til death do us part". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7069 I think we're OK, they're having trouble establishing a motive 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7070 We'll have to plea bargain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7071 Where are your character witnesses again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7072 Are you sure that you're not the killer? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7073 You're gonna be the death of me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7074 When the judge asks for a plea, just say "all in." 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7075 Weirdly, no one wants to challenge your testimony. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7076 No of course I'm not going to put a Trappist monk on the stand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7077 Just answer the questions clearly and directly, and remember, no pointing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7078 So, are you saying you're NOT a hood? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7079 Casper, they are going to ask you one more time and you have to answer. Can you or can you not walk through walls? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7080 Don’t do anything that might turn the jury against you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7081 Look, I know you don't usually do this, but in this case I really think you ought to accept the plea deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7082 They've got you dead to rights. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7083 You can't take him literally, he means all dairy workers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7084 We'll plead insanity, because you have no head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7085 Looks like you're missing your tee time, the judge is keeping the death penalty on the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7086 Whatever you do, don't look up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7087 This case is a real killer 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7088 I recommend we settle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7089 Stop moaning. It's not the end of the world. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7090 your attire was spot on for the Jury verdict 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7091 You could be looking at a life sentence... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7092 Do you REALLY think ANYBODY can identify ME? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7093 No, he didn't mean 'hung jury' literally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7094 I recommend that you plead guilty and demand the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7095 With a plea deal, we should be able to avoid the You penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7096 This is pretty serious. It's either going to be eternity in prison or the living penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7097 I told you to appear grim, not like the grim reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7098 We need to save face on this 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7099 Sorry, I'm drawing a blank on your name. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7100 Being sick of talking heads is not a defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7101 We should avoid the life sentence for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7102 The judge feels very very strongly for the death sentence on this case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7103 Does this mean life! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7104 If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: you reap what you sow. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7105 I'm your perfect lawyer, I've got no soul. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7106 The best we can hope for is a sentence of life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7107 Can you give me 5 hours? I need to hit my billable requirement this month. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7108 Are you sure you're sure? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7109 Between you and me, we can kill this case! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7110 'I guess the death sentence isn't much of an issue for you.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7111 In your case, a death penalty is redundant. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7112 You're telling me you're not afraid of the death penalty? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7113 What's wrong with my tie? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7114 It may be a case of mistaken identity 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7115 So - you'd be okay with a life sentence, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7116 I'm asking for Double Indemnity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7117 I'd can't stay and handle your case because I've got an appointment in Samarra. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7118 "Yes, I got it Mr. Brown - I was acting in self defense". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7119 I plea bargained from attempted murder to practicing acupuncture without a license. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7120 Hmm, a life sentence does sound unusually harsh, let's see what we can do. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7121 And no more leading the witness. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7122 Maybe I should have ordered my anvil to go... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7123 The trial ahead is looking Grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7124 No, you cannot speak in your own defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7125 Is there anything missing from your testimony? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7126 I thought I told you to wear a tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7127 You do understand you're looking a life sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7128 You'll still get visitation rights. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7129 You HAVE to face it now Sheldon! The judge is giving me that look. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7130 They've offered you a great plea--I think you'll really reap the benefits. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7131 Stop intimidating the witness. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7132 It doesn't matter, they've got your fingerprints. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7133 They're asking for life, which I'm going to argue in your case is irrelevant. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7134 My best advice: deny everything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7135 Hard to believe this is your first trial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7136 I think they're going to seek the Death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7137 Getting a venue change to the underworld might be difficult. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7138 What do you care how I dress, I'm doing the case pro bono! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7139 What's new in the hood? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7140 It's not meant as an insult. Around here death IS a penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7141 No, a life sentence does not mean that you're exempt. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7142 Well, your acquittal was a safe bet after we reassembled the O.J. jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7143 We'll use your internet entrepreneur status in the character defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7144 Defending yet another shady figure. Good thing justice is blind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7145 No, "death sentence" does not mean you have to make a closing argument. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7146 Those law school loans are killing me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7147 what do you mean anything but the "death" sentence ??? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7148 I can get you life with a chance of parole after a century. Take it or leave it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7149 Remember, a life sentence is a bad one, not a good one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7150 Like I said, this outcome is not dead certain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7151 She's firm on the pet groomer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7152 Next we have to make the jury like you". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7153 It looks good for an acquittal. The prosecutor can't find any witness who saw the perpetrator's face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7154 Most people swear on the Bible, but you can just use ‘The Art of the Deal’. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7155 They think that you should have had the foresight to not look in the rear view mirror. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7156 Settle? I don't think Mr. Webster stands a chance! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7157 Remember Grim ... you were the first to patent the scythe. This farmer has no case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7158 Remember to maintain good eye contact with the jurors. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7159 Putting you on the witness stand is probably a bad idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7160 The best they can do is murder 2. You are looking at 5 to 10. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7161 So you thought he said "today" rather than "not today"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7162 Tell them I have a right to privacy 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7163 My client would like to know how legally binding the term "till Death due us part" is. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7164 Just cross your fingers that they give you concurrent instead of consecutive sentences. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7165 Can we get Scalia back, just until November? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7166 Things look pretty grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7167 Drop the hood and the "Doctor X" moniker, 'kay? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7168 Frankly speaking, GR, we don't stand a ghost of a chance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7169 I thimk you should listen to me in this case, a hoodie is a no goodie in court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7170 Are you winking at me? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7171 I'm glad you left the scythe at home today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7172 It may well be his "time" but taking the judge now isn't going to help your case one bit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7173 The devil made me do it! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7174 It's an open-and-shut case. Nobody remembers your face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7175 Remember, you're taking the Fifth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7176 So far, all of the evidence presented against you is only circumstantial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7177 Just tell them you blacked out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7178 Remember, to the jury you're just a faceless number. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7179 This is NOT the time to take the fifth 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7180 Just sign on the line and I'm fully insured? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7181 Its looking pretty grim Mr. Reaper " 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7182 Watch carefully. I'm going to kill this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7183 Your walk,voice an lack of features are compelling evidence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7184 Apparently for you, death is not a penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7185 After I ask Ms. Dickinson why she didn't stop, you can tell the jury you kindly did. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7186 How does death in prison without parole sound? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7187 So you know that they are asking for the death sentence 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7188 Remember, try not to over-react. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7189 I don't care where you went to Law School! You representing me would be a conflict of interest! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7190 You might be sentenced to life... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7191 Sure they found blood on the scythe and found me holding it over the body but it's not mine!I'm the victim here, really! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7192 So you come as the angel of death to avoid doing your taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7193 Remember, witness protection can be withdrawn at the judge's discretion... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7194 I just don't know how my life could get any worse. OR I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7195 Do you think it’s a good idea to wear a hood Mr. Simpson? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7196 It's a simple trial. The jerks at the New Yorker Cartoon contest promised they wouldn't e-mail advertising to you, and then they did. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7197 Joe, let's face it. Uh, let me re phrase that 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7198 They're obviously going to have a tough time implementing capital punishment without your cooperation, but there's no getting around the fact that you really have taken a lot of lives. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7199 I really wish you had followed my advice and worn a suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7200 Remember, if anyone asks, it's not your scythe... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7201 My shrink tells me that they are naming the new syndrome after me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7202 Not now, Death - I have to finish this trial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7203 Don't let them intimidate you! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7204 Worst case, Prison of Life, no chance for parole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7205 They want to charge for murder, but I think we can find a way around that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7206 Let's put you on the stand in your defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7207 Might as well risk the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7208 Don't worry, it's traffic court. The jury will be on your side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7209 Ok, I get it. She did kill her lover with the candelabra in the library! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7210 I don't think jay-walking demands the death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7211 Any sentence will be an death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7212 No Justice Scalia, you can not vote on this one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7213 When you say you'll be needing to get a new lawyer, I hope it's simply because I'm doing a lousy job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7214 Best case scenario; you'll get life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7215 The jurors may be biased. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7216 I strongly suggest you face this head on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7217 Is that blank stare is working for you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7218 They'll never take your story at face value. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7219 The jury was only out six minutes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7220 Sorry, but I couldn't get a dead person on the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7221 Bad news, the scythe is exhibit 1 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7222 You're a dead ringer for the last case I lost! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7223 If you're sure they won't testify against you, then don't take the deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7224 So we really need to establish ownership of the pale horse 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7225 If we take a plea deal, I might be able to get your sentence reduced to negligent homicide. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7226 No I can't use the movie Ghost as your alibi! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7227 Okay, the visit was just a social call and the heart attack was entirely coincidental 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7228 Of course we could file a cease and desist order. or They served us with a cease and desist order. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7229 So you're saying I could get life for this? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7230 Don't worry, there's an obvious hole in their case 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7231 Just let me do all the talking. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7232 ...a little unusual..the judge just asked for a little more time... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7233 I'm hoping they'll declare a mythtrial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7234 Look Mr. Reaper, we can't just keep using the old "it's my job" defense... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7235 It will be easier to get you off if you ditch the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7236 Even though our side can no longer count on Scalia's vote, we can still consult him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7237 May the police force be with you 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7238 What's the worst that could happen, a death sentence? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7239 Of course, if we win this one, we may find it to be a hollow victory. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7240 Now, don't do anything stupid. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7241 The whole "'till death do us part" thing didn't seem to work so well for us this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7242 I take it that the death penalty is not going to be an issue. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7243 You have to start reminding people to encrypt their suicide notes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7244 I'm not worried. In this county, you always get a jury that's mostly undead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7245 Okay, so it’s your sincerely held religious belief that your wife should not get the ’65 Mustang convertible, the time-share in Vegas and your 401K. Anything else? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7246 I myself have reasonable doubt about your latest alibi. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7247 The expert witness will be testifying via Skype, not scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7248 There's a little problem with your character witnesses. They're all dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7249 Did you really wait 9 months for your hoodie? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7250 A penalty? Is it really? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7251 The good news is if you take the stand we might end up with a hung jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7252 The Jury finds the defendant, Death, guilty of the murder of 93 billion people. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7253 Well fortunately, aside from all the evidence mounted against you, I think we can safely rule out the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7254 Am I getting life? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7255 You'd rather get the death penalty and not a life sentence? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7256 Just say you were out of your head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7257 But your testimony would be deadly! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7258 Knight to queen's bishop 3. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7259 I don't think they'll give you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7260 The judge doesn't agree with your statute of repose argument. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7261 Shh, shut up and hide your reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7262 Mind you, outside Texas we'd call it a misdemeanor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7263 Please rise court is in session "Shouldn't you have objected to that?" Said Mr. Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7264 I'm afraid he did take it with him. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7265 You realize that 'strike the juror' is not to be taken literally... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7266 If we play our cards right, Mr. Reaper, you'll get off scot-free with a death sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7267 Either way it's a death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7268 Excuse me but this is the first time I represented death as a client. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7269 I'll be brief... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7270 You could have put on a tie at least! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7271 Any mitigating circumstances? We could go with Childhood abuse, maybe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7272 I won't lie to you. The jury's got that death look showing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7273 Avoid eye contact with the jurors 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7274 yes... the campaign is going well 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7275 If you want to win this thing please be not proud. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7276 Remember short answers and try not to smile 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7277 Listen, involuntary manslaughter is going to be a hard sell. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7278 Let's switch uniforms and see if it makes a difference. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7279 I hope we get a liberal jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7280 We may be in trouble here, they found your distal phalanx on the scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7281 My client would like to plead not guilty by reason of nihilism. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7282 You gave them the gun and cigarettes, what they did with them is not your fault." OR "It was supposed to be a near death experience. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7283 I know you want a hung jury but they've got you on tax evasion! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7284 I see you're wearing an American Giant hoodie... waited six months for mine but it was definitely worth it...fantastic product, don't you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7285 For contest of April 4, 2016: "Someone's going to be one brick short of a load." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7286 So, you actually weren't wearing a hoodie that night? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7287 Remember you asked if there were lawyers in the afterlife and got mad when I said I couldn’t tell you? Well good news…next Wednesday you will find out… 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7288 For heavens sake MOM, it's only a parking ticket. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7289 Mr. Reaper, I'd sat our chances are GRIM! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7290 I'll represent you pro bono in exchange for air conditioning and reduced sulfur. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7291 Now remember: When you're called to the stand, refrain from your 'Grim Reaper' routine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7292 I'll ask for it to be commuted to life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7293 Is this really what it takes to get a hearing from the Republicans? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7294 Remember, you were just a bookkeeper, and occasionally helped on collections. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7295 No, pessimism will not win your freedom! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7296 What did you say would happen if I don't get a reduction in your alimony? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7297 No, most CEOs don't wear a hoodie to the hearing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7298 You've been sentenced to death. Then again, that's probably your call when it actually happens. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7299 We can only look like people right now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7300 Sorry, but "until death do us part" won't be a good defense 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7301 I can get it reduced to manslaughter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7302 They don't have a case without the scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7303 Am I the Victim, or the Defendant? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7304 They only have two alternates so go a little easy on the jury pool. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7305 The only thing certain would have been Scalia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7306 ''You need to wipe the smile off your face.'' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7307 Did anybody see you do it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7308 I told you, suit and tie, no hoodies. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7309 Do not show any emotion. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7310 I'll ask for an adjournment, take a holiday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7311 There is no way the glove's gonna fit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7312 It's better for our case that you agreed to leave the scythe at home. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
7313 So, how innocent can you afford to be? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7314 I want to make death great again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7315 Thank god, any mention of Death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7316 So you're taking the fifth? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7317 What's with the outfit? Do you have a death wish? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7318 Tomorrow leave the scythe at home...your at work...this is a court house...mmmk? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7319 I'm pleading life. You okay with that? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7320 I appreciate the enthusiasm, but it's going to take around 15 years and a few botched attempts first. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7321 Go against the 8th if you want. To me, looking at that mole on your hoodie? Cruel, Unusual and DISTURBING, son! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7322 I think we'd have better luck if you lost the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7323 Take the plea and you're looking at life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7324 Life insurance at my age? I don't think so. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7325 The good news is, we should be done by lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7326 No I am sure you can't seek the death penalty for a parking violation 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7327 Trust me, the facts speak for themselve. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7328 Sure, I'm going to close strong--but not that strong. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7329 Yes. Getting the Death Penalty would be ironic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7330 I think I can get you off with life, pardon the pun, in prison. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7331 I'm working to get the "your" penalty off the table". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7332 The defense wants to take you off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7333 Mr. Attorney, I am top donor to: Citizens United! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7334 You're spooking the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7335 Fine, you don't have to give me your name, just tell me who you're voting for. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7336 No. I would not recommend that you testify. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7337 Look alive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7338 Death row? Well, that shortens my commute. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7339 I'm dying to hear the verdict too 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7340 Would you settle for life? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7341 For the appeal, I'd suggest you wear a suit and tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7342 From here on, I hope you'll dress more appropriately for court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7343 I get a splitting headache if I don't have my coffee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7344 If you get me off, I will guarantee you a cushy afterlife! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7345 Yeah so I don't think the jury will see it as euthanasia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7346 Pssst... lose the robe. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7347 From the Grim Reaper "So... Do I get my Sythe back?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7348 They're going for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7349 Mort, where are the jurors? You didn't... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7350 Seriously. It's called a death 'penalty.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7351 Another accident, huh? The judge won't let you plead The Fifth again! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7352 They agree to drop the weapons charge if you plea to the lesser, failure to appear in court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7353 You're looking at Life without a plea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7354 I want to help you, but when I say to give up the hoodie for a suit--just this once--that's what I mean. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7355 Relax... that facial recognition software will not incriminate you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7356 Should I play the death card? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7357 We'll get the trial moved to another planet 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7358 Let's open with a statement about all the times when you changed your mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7359 Just remember, you might be facing death...but so is the judge when he talks to you... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7360 You feel a draft? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7361 No, 'untill death do us part' was binding 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7362 Don't worry, I've got a call into Netflix. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7363 Well , you reap what sow and no you will not testify ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7364 I think you need to say more than, ' I was just doing my job.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7365 hold that thought. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7366 it's because everyone does agree that you 'just kill' in that hoodie 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7367 Yes, but Beelzebub's DNA is on the scythe, Mr. Grim." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7368 We could argue no one actually saw you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7369 No, you can't claim Habeas Corpses. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7370 I'm having second thoughts on our defense strategy as far as swapping clothing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7371 It's grimmer than we thought. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7372 No, you can't tamper with the jury just because they're hung. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7373 We've got to drag this out. January, and Baby New Year will be out to vouch for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7374 As your atourney, I'm advising you to plead innocent. It's not your fault that people don't get Existentialism! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7375 Seriously? Even the judge's childhood pet gerbil? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7376 If we lose this case, you're dead to me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7377 The good news is: they don't really have anything on you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7378 You left your scythe where? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7379 They're probably going to ask for the death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7380 The jury thinks you are a hoodlum. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7381 I'd say our chances of an acquittal are looking Grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7382 That character witness you gave us has a stygian address. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7383 Unfortunately, it's looking like he can cheat you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7384 Do you really think it's going that bad? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7385 Remember, if we win, no high fives. Paralegals don't grow on trees. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7386 Remember what I told you. When you take the stand, it's all about eye contact with the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7387 Ordinarily, capital offenses don’t augur favorable outcomes 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7388 Please! You can't let them give me the life penalty. I still have so much more to do in death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7389 The deal is contingent on you pleading nolo contendere on eleven and a half billion deaths. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7390 I think we should argue he's "mostly dead." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7391 I told you, be not proud. Juries hate that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7392 Don't worry, they have no positive ID on you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7393 You've taken this Niqab thing to a whole new level. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7394 You're lucky, the capital punishment is not permitted in this state... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7395 Don't worry. The death panalty's off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7396 So you say in Hell there are ONLY attorneys or there's just a special place for us there? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7397 Don't worry, Mr. Death-Rabinowitz. Spousal privilege applies to gay marriages, too, so you won't even have to testify. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7398 Don't worry, they only got you on tax evasion. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7399 They ruled a mistrial on the death penalty case a little late. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7400 And try to keep a non-threatening expression on your face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7401 Suppose I plead guilty to taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7402 If the hoodie does not fit, they will NOT acquit! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7403 I suppose the Legend of Sleepy Hillow defense is an idea 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7404 You don't have much of a murder case here, I think we should go with insanity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7405 You do know that petty theft is not a capital offense? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7406 Yes, but the irony of your getting the death penalty would be amazing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7407 This plea deal will knock a few thousand years off your sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7408 The hoody doesn't help. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7409 No, it won't help to pay each of the jurors a visit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7410 If things go well for you I think we can get the judge to settle for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7411 They're seeking the undeath penalty, but you can always appeal your resurrection. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7412 'Let me do the talking now, Donald' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7413 you say you had experience in high crime cases ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7414 No, I'm afraid that won't work - they'll see right through you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7415 So what if I didn't help you in my last incarnation. I promise to do better this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7416 Your mouthwash ain't cuttin it! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7417 No witness. No DNA. No case! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7418 We all have a job to do, 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7419 I hope you were one of the dead lawyers on ocean's bottom. We need a good start here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7420 On the other hand, 'taking the fifth' is what got you here in the first place. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7421 Try not to touch anything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7422 They don't take kindly to hoodies in the courtroom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7423 We're definitely going to need additional counsel for the penalty phase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7424 Excuse me your honor. My client just lost his head for a moment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7425 This killing spree that they're alleging... Can you tell me how far back it goes? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7426 Yes, I did get Taxes off, but you're not going to be that easy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7427 Well, maybe if you didn't look so grim, we could get the jury on our side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7428 I told you yesterday that it's okay to wear white after Easter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7429 I think we should cop a plea and hope for the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7430 I'd like to ask for a continuance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7431 There's no plea bargain... is there? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7432 Now as your lawyer I must remind you that no one gets out alive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7433 Your Honor, you are in the wrong seat. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7434 My intent is to persuade the jury that you're not mighty and dreadful at all, but rather a slave to fate, chance, kings, et alii. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7435 But here business casual means no hoodies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7436 We'll file an appeal, so try not to look so grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7437 I think they'll be going for a life sentence. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7438 Mr. Kaczynski, did the lean-to have a mailbox? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7439 You can't deadhead the neighbors pansies with a scythe just because you didn't get Yard of the Month! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7440 Don't worry. Looking like Donald Trump is not litigatable 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7441 I'm sorry, I did my best, but it looks like life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7442 Your chances are looking grim, Grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7443 It's a reverse plea bargain. They want you 50 years to life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7444 No, they get to give that penalty too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7445 Just because is not a motive. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7446 I don't care what Donald Trump said. I'm your attorney. Don't take the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7447 The jury needs to get to know you as a person 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7448 perhaps it would be better if you didn't make eye contact with the jury 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7449 I think I can get you off with time served! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7450 I can't ask for Death Penalty...I am your Public Defender not he Prosecutor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7451 Jurors tend to look at someone like you as just an empty suit 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7452 Call me a traditionalist, but I prefer the black cap. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7453 Are they treating you all right in there? You look like death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7454 How indispensable is the black cloak? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7455 I thought we agreed you'd wear a suit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7456 If we get even one smoker on that jury, we've got a shot. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7457 I think the jury would buy that you lost your head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7458 I worked hard to keep the death penalty off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7459 There's no certainty - this is your trial for tax evasio - oh wait... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7460 You're going to have to work some magic on the judge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7461 Well, I'm done here. Now about that invoice 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7462 The 'Death Warmed Over' routine isn't working. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7463 Once again, you're missing the nuance here: Being in a death penalty jurisdiction doesn't mean you had the right to apply it that night. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7464 That necktie makes you look too sinister. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7465 I told my wife I couldn't go to the store last night because I had an appointment with you. She told me to get a life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7466 How do you feel about the death penalty? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7467 The fact that you didn't shave should not affect the outcome. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7468 We're calling Dick Cheney as character witness. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7469 Don't be alarmed. I was sent here to kill the bill. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7470 But doesn’t a plea bargain for a life sentence seem a bit ironic? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7471 Do I have to go right now, or can I call my wife and say I won't be home for awhile? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7472 When you take the stand, don't be yourself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7473 Just plead the fifth-it'll strengthen your case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7474 You reap what you sow. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7475 "When you get called up onto the witness stand, do not make direct eye contact with any of the jurors". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7476 I got this, just because you walk around with a hoody doesn't make you a criminal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7477 Don't worry. If you get the death penalty, we'll get it reversed on appeal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7478 So, you're certain, that there is no chance for a win on appeal in tax court? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7479 You still have the right to remain silent, but here you'll have to claim the Fifth Amendment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7480 "I was only doing my job" is not a defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7481 Whatever you do, don't bring out your scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7482 Don't worry. Everyone knows you are certain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7483 I understand--but do your best to make eye contact with the jury anyway. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7484 Think now: "this isn't the verdict we were looking for" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7485 This time, you're getting 'Life.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7486 We need a powerful closing statement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7487 There's no witness protection program if you turn state's evidence against God. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7488 Next time wear white, it's your only hope! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7489 No you won't testify. They will have to take things at face value. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7490 You’d seem more sympathetic in a pastel cloak. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7491 Relax, this is a witch hunt. It's not you they're after. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7492 It's 107,602,707,791 counts of 1st degree murder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7493 Two immovable forces finally collide as the IRS audits THE GRIM REAPER. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7494 This is the part where the death penalty is considered. As your lawyer, I suggest you consider not addressing the court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7495 I thought this was business casual. I wore my hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7496 This could be the last death penalty of the court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7497 When were you going to tell me you weren't wearing your cloak ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7498 You're doing great. You have the jury in the palm of your hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7499 They're debating the life penalty 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7500 No pun intended, but you have to face the facts 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7501 But the victim identified you out of a line-up! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7502 Do you have anything to say about your death sentence? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7503 This is the IRS hearing. The Equifax meeting is next week, Mr. Ghost. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7504 Even death deserves a good defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7505 They have no case, it is all circumstantial evidence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7506 Sorry, apparently pre-reapering is a crime. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7507 At least they won't give you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7508 Be not proud. It won't play with a jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7509 Your finger prints were all over the scythe, Grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7510 Just don't look the jury in the eye. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7511 No, this time it's about taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7512 The judge is ok. With luck, I think I can get you off with death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7513 Remember, not a word about the chess match. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7514 We can beat this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7515 I don't think the judge wants to play chess with you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7516 I'm already on the dark side 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7517 I'm telling you, it's face without a name and it's brain over brawn. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7518 Please Death, remember to shave next time 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7519 I'm sorry but you have to admit it's a little amusing that it's called the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7520 I'm afraid your case is totally specious. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7521 assume you are ok with a hung jury 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7522 Don't worry, you'll get off, even I don't recognize you! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7523 They will be seeking the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7524 MR. REAPER, I told you security would take your scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7525 We've got nothing to worry about - I convinced the prosecution that we'll only accept the death penalty if you're found guilty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7526 Don't let on that you've worked with this judge in the past. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7527 Remember, if the scythe doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7528 Just remember -- we have science behind us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7529 Trust me on this, we want a hung not a hanged jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7530 I know they say nothing is certain but you and taxes, but they're demanding hard evidence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7531 If we enter a guilty plea and ask for the death penalty, what have you got to lose? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7532 Yes, I'm certain we've made a good case against the death tax. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7533 What do you mean the sickle is the under the desk? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7534 I'm glad you came, I didn't have a shot in this case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7535 They need you to sentence yourself to death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7536 No, I don't think more cowbell will mitigate the public's fear of you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7537 Less grim and more sorrow with this judge 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7538 We need a better angle than you thought you were exempt from paying taxes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7539 You do realize that you're on trial for a capital offense? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7540 He already said claiming to be the God of Death is not a defense in a court of law. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7541 ...asking for the death penalty is unprecedented. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7542 Did you have to wear the same hooded sweatshirt? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7543 Don't worry, I've been watching 'The People vs. OJ Simpson' we got this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7544 Look, Hiram, you can't stay here: the librarian thinks you should be in the prophet section. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7545 The jurors with the 'Make American Great" buttons seem the most sympathetic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7546 Let me get this straight- you plea-bargained for the death penalty? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7547 I don't suppose you can suggest any character witnesses? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7548 I'm sorry, but I think there's a hole in your defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7549 The judge is going to need to see that you have a mouth before permitting us to use the Twinkie defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7550 Is it hot in here, or is it me? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7551 I’m sorry. I thought you would be okay with pleading to the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7552 Try looking less grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7553 Now's the time for some serious soul-searching? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7554 Try not to look so vacuous when you testify. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7555 Your outfit may be de rigueur but I think it's suggestive of the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7556 Our best strategy is to ask for life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7557 Relax...all the witnesses are dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7558 Did you not read the - when it's your time - clause in your contract? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7559 Wearing a gray hoodie really isn't going to help your case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7560 I know you have been doing this job for eternity but as I told you before, “I was just doing my job” is not a defense the jury is going to buy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7561 Our mistaken identity defense provides the jury reasonable doubt. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7562 It means, 'Show me the body.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7563 Best-case scenario, I get you the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7564 I know it's what you do, but would it kill you to wear a suit just this once? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7565 I am sorry it took so long to get a court date 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7566 At this time the defense rests. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7567 Even if they drop the charges you could still face a wrongful death suit in civil court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7568 We're gonna plead life, without parole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7569 You know this whole "hoodie thing" you got going on REALLY isn't helping us out right now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7570 I warned you that testimony before the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence is especially deadly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7571 Sorry, no hoodies in the courtroom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7572 If we plea, we can avoid the life penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7573 Mr. Reaper, I don't think that hoodie helps your image with the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7574 Maybe we should settle out of court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7575 Remember, I'm doing this pro bono. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7576 OK, you want me to argue that it's cruel and unusual punishment, to avoid the life penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7577 Yes, the hoodie stays on. Now let's drop it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7578 Oh, just another sentencing to death row. What you really need to get me out of, are those unpaid parking tickets! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7579 Try to inject a bit more life into your testimony. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7580 We may be looking at life! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7581 You're right, no one seems favorably disposed to your actions. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7582 Don't look directly at the jury, they'll consider it confrontational... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7583 "I liked the Brooks Brothers button down more. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7584 I'm sure you do indeed find it comical to be told by the judge that your case looks grim - but I really do need you to focus right now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7585 You're fired, Counselor, I need a fresh face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7586 I thought we were clear you'd dress a little less grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7587 I hear Panama is nice this time of year. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7588 This case is going to kill me 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7589 You've got to lighten up and not let them see your dark side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7590 The judge thinks you're a freight risk. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7591 rumor is the jury's hung 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7592 Yes I think at least one juror is intimidated 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7593 No! I'm not pushing for the death penalty - you always want that! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7594 Your odds of winning the case are looking grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7595 No, I don't think an alternate juror would help. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7596 I plead guilty to life after life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7597 Am I looking at the death penalty? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7598 Shall I go "talk" to the jury? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7599 Jag tror som gick mycket bra ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7600 But don't you at least want to hear my closing first? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7601 Guilty. The good news is you're getting life in prison. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7602 Things are looking pretty grim I'm afraid. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7603 You'd be lucky to get life without parole... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7604 The death penalty?" "But this is a traffic violation! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7605 Well, we didn't have enough money for Mossack Fonseca, so in your case it actually IS tax fraud. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7606 I think we're okay, we've got 3 Zombies on the Jury 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7607 We have to prove they weren't premeditated. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7608 Yes, yes, if things go our way, you will get the death penalty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7609 You want me to plead guilty AND ask for the death penalty? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7610 Stop touching jurors. We can't afford another mistrial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7611 You want how many other offences taken into consideration? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7612 My best argument is that giving you the death penalty would be a definitional impossibility, as well as just plain silly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7613 Life without parole in your case is worse than death as I calculate it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7614 Do you have any lighter clothes? A tie maybe? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7615 Grim Reaper won't play well with the jury. Lets emphasize the "Angel" in Angel of Death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7616 We'll win on appeal. We'll call the horsemen as witnesses. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7617 Let's forget about making eye contact with the jury. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7618 Dude, I think that the writ of Habeas Corpus is in play here... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7619 You're correct. As Death the death penalty presents a meta-defense problem. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7620 THE VERDICT IS "LIFE WITHOUT A HOOD" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7621 No, the judge did not approve your bail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7622 What verdict did you expect? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7623 The good news is they might sentence you to death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7624 What's the difference between a sickle and a scythe again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7625 I’m sorry Mr. Kenobi, it doesn’t look like you’ll be collecting any royalties from the new film. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7626 At least the Guillotine should be off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7627 Am I here for you or are you here for me? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7628 Do your best to avoid eye contact 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7629 You have no chance of suing an airport because you were not allowed to board. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7630 On the upside, the death penalty's of the table. On the not so great side, you could get 25 years to eternity in Hell. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7631 The hoodie scares people. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7632 as your lawyer I have to tell you that your outlook is very Grimm 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7633 Trust me, changing your name to "Morose Reaper" will endear you to this jury! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7634 Ahhh the hoodie! I told you not to wear the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7635 "I understand you run a shell company in Panama. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7636 If you could just put a face on the argument. . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7637 Enough with this alias stuff. No one's gonna believe you're the Grime Reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7638 I'll testify I've never stepped foot in Sleepy Hollow. I can't speak for the horse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7639 Usually I advise against plea bargaining for the death penalty for a parking violation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7640 I'll call you as an expert witness during the penalty phase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7641 This will not be that long a trial! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7642 You're the reason blind submissions don't work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7643 So, your saying no need to bother taking the 5th. Hmmm. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7644 No, having drinks with Freddy Krueger would not be a good alibi. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7645 Don;t worry, the bailiff forgot to bring a bible 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7646 Don't worry. They will never recognize you in that disguise. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7647 It's the penalty phase I'd worry about. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7648 Let me frank. You're on trial for you life here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7649 Now you show me the smoking gun? You're killin' me here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7650 Honestly, that scythe at the scene belonged to the 94 year old paraplegic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7651 Why don't you handle culling the jury pool? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7652 You know, I'm actually a woman. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7653 This not going well - the jury thinks you're just an empty suit, er, hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7654 You haven't a ghost of a chance with this judge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7655 ..the judge wants to know if you "jumped the gun" a bit... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7656 What's the worst that could happen, the death penalty? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7657 I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to wait until after the sentencing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7658 I don't want the last meal ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7659 Remember, always make eye contact with the Jury, I think we are winning them over 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7660 Good news - they're offering a face-saving settlement 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7661 Plead the Fifth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7662 I'm going to ask you once last time—did you kill this man? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7663 I really don't think the chair is such a bad result. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7664 Remember, "The pending legislation does NOT create death panels." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7665 The title of the song was "Eyes Without a Face." Doesn't apply. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7666 We're gonna have to work on your image. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7667 Don't worry about it. They can't even spell "scythe". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7668 I'd advise against asking the judge whether your hoodie makes your face look fat. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7669 I have a sure-fire closing argument that has worked in even tougher cases than this: If the glove don't fit … . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7670 Their case for accessory after the fact is looking pretty strong 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7671 Honestly, he was dead when I got here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7672 Absolutely not! No threats to the prosecutor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7673 Remember, our client's life is in your hands. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7674 No. You do not want to take the stand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7675 They're asking for twenty years. I'll try and get death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7676 I'm going to go with the "Acquit or it will be Grim" argument. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7677 Can you work work with me here? I'm not asking for tears, but we're doomed unless you can come up with a contrite expression. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7678 "I think our best bet is to ask for life without parole". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7679 I don't swear in. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7680 The problem is I don't think saying"I was only doing my job" is going to elicit much sympathy from the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7681 If I get you out of this one, it changes everything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7682 Your case is looking pretty grim, Reaper 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7683 We plan to appeal on the grounds that you cannot be sentenced to yourself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7684 Trust me. I've been watching the O.J. tv trial! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7685 So you think our case is dead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7686 As a personal favor to me, I have this ex that is a real pain. If you know what I mean. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7687 You were the last ghost to see Scrooge alive, No one's buying that he woke up happy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7688 Looks like your only chance is a hung jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7689 ... would a change of clothing have really killed you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7690 Yes, I suppose the fact that all the possible witnesses are dead could be considered a good thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7691 Go with the judge. A jury won't order an injunction on a fountain of youth. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7692 My advice, Mr. Reaper, is to lose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7693 Thanks again for flying up from Texas on such short notice to handle my appeal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7694 The cloak is not helping your case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7695 I told you to wear something professional. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7696 There is precedent - if the mask doesn't fit, they must acquit 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7697 Can't you read? I texted you to look broody, gloomy and moody, but NOT to wear a hoodie! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7698 Been a pro-bono prosecutor very long? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7699 The whole innocent until proven guilty thing will go smoother if you lose the hoodie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7700 Try to stop smiling every time he says 'death penalty'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7701 No offense... At least it's not the death penalty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7702 If they ask about lawn mowing, mention your Bad Boy MZ. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7703 I know y ou've handled more death penalty caes than anyone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7704 The judge said 'go to hell' in a nice way 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7705 I thought I told you- only the judge wears a robe. Now sit quietly and stop beckoning to the jurors. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7706 They asking for the death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7707 I am done with robo-advisors 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7708 I'm afraid they are not buying your "I was only doing my job" story. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
7709 The "gloom and doom" defense won't fly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7710 Could it be the New Yorker is "not good?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7711 We're okay; scythe open-carry is legal in this state. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7712 You sure you won't change your mind about wearing that suit and tie I brought for you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7713 In our State they've abolished the death penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7714 Don't worry. I'm going with the 'if the sickle don't fit, you must acquit' defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7715 Frankly, I'd rather be defending you than taxes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7716 Wait, am I paying alimony for as long as she lives or as long as I live? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7717 The hood both helps and hurts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7718 Assisted suicide is your best defence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7719 The DA is seeking life imprisonment without benefit of parole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7720 I'd recommend you make an appearance before this particular committee 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7721 The hoodie sure didn't help. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7722 I'm asking the judge for the death penalty in lieu of prison time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7723 I feel it's prudent to argue "wrongful death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7724 I told you to bring you head to court! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7725 This court is not the right place for you coming out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7726 When they call you to the witness stand, you want to be a little bit more forthcoming. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7727 Looks like the death penalty is back on the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7728 My scythe couldn't get through security. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7729 This judge has sentenced more people to death than...you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7730 Try to look innocent, and especially, vulnerable. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7731 You know I'm having a hard time reading you, is it guilty or not guilty of murder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7732 The judge is asking if you are the ghost who walks? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7733 "Technically they aren't your peers, but at least they're all seniors. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7734 Better late than never. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7735 Sorry, but there's no statute of limitations on murder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7736 If they ask you your name is "G.R.". Put your game face on and don't be so grim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7737 You're saying that I'm still on the hook for this? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7738 American Crime Story: The People vs The GOP 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7739 The scythe is protected under free speech and can't be held against you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7740 Quite frankly, I think your getting off light with the death penalty... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7741 As good a attorney as I am, I can't bring you back from Hell. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7742 I doubt you'll get a life sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7743 What did you do now Death 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7744 If you are not that street artist, take off that hood and prove it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7745 Take the plea deal and I might be able to reduce your death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7746 I know it's tempting, but please avoid using the death and taxes cliche. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7747 Death was told to relax, for he knew the security cameras didn’t capture his face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7748 Candidly, your case is looking grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7749 Just so you know, the death penalty is off the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7750 We might have trouble finding sympathetic jurors. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7751 No I can't tell them your sickle is a tool of the trade. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7752 You know, I have never lost a death penalty case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7753 You are right, it does look grim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7754 We'll try to get a postponement due to a death in every family. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7755 I told you security would take your scythe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7756 Trust me, no one will ever vote to convict. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7757 Sometimes there is just no defense possible! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7758 Ya. I just think scythe or no scythe, you're doomed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7759 I agree the Judge looks sickly but I specifically said no to the hoodie!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7760 We had to 'dig' up a jury of your peers...12 cadavers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7761 I already told you, pleading innocent AND having accidental involvement with everyone on these lists, isn't something that just 'might vibe okay' with the jury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7762 They want to give you a life sentence but I might be able to plea bargain a death sentence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7763 I fully support your decision to defend yourself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7764 We'll base our appeal on the grounds that the jury is 100% visible. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7765 Hopefully I can bill you enough hours to pay for my dad’s medication. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7766 Scythe or sickle? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7767 "Just appeal to this judge's soft spot." -Attorney states to reaper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7768 What? You're not certain about your taxes? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7769 If you get the death penalty that means you get of scott free 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7770 Must I remind you? Facial expressions are important for the jury 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7771 You did copyright the death penalty ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7772 As your attorney, I think it's in your best interest to accept the plea deal offering you life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7773 You must have misunderstood. I said I am deadly in court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7774 You're dead to me for the work you make me do. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
7775 If they find you guilty, you'll get the Death Penalty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7776 This will not be another hollow victory. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7777 'I got the trial delayed until tax season so your crimes wouldn't seem so bad." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7778 Unfortunately, it's within the judge’s power to hang the hangman. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7779 You're going to have to face this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7780 What exactly do you mean by 'a more hands-on approach'? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7781 You're right about no fingerprints of course, but I still think you should've worn a suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0