Contest #517


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Voting started 2016-04-11
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Number of captions 7782
Number of responses 59717
Number of participants 2041


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Who'd have thought they'd get you for tax evasion. 2.3913 0.17490 23 5 4 14
1 It's probably unethical for me to say this, but I think we have a better shot if you take out jurors four and seven. 2.3889 0.20031 18 4 3 11
2 Just don't laugh when they talk about the death penalty. 2.2778 0.21090 18 5 3 10
3 Stop it. They'll just keep bringing in a new judge. 2.2500 0.21409 16 4 4 8
4 It looked like you convinced the older jurors. 2.2143 0.23855 14 4 3 7
5 Saying it was his appointed day is not going to get you off 2.1875 0.24527 16 6 1 9
6 You just killed your chance for an acquittal. 2.1538 0.27377 13 5 1 7
7 Any priors? 2.1538 0.24926 13 4 3 6
8 Your priors are going to be a problem. 2.1429 0.25370 14 5 2 7
9 If we lose this case, where does that leave me? 2.0909 0.25062 11 3 4 4
10 No- I decide which jurors to eliminate 2.0909 0.21125 11 2 6 3
11 I'll try to get you the death penalty. 2.0909 0.28459 11 4 2 5
12 Remember, she was already dead when you arrived. 2.0909 0.21125 11 2 6 3
13 Are you absolutely certain you don't have any more skeletons in your closet? 2.0909 0.21125 11 2 6 3
14 The judge has disappeared. Anything you want to tell me? 2.0909 0.25062 11 3 4 4
15 I defend politicians; this will be easy. 2.0909 0.25062 11 3 4 4
16 We're going with the "it was their time" defense. 2.0769 0.21066 13 3 6 4
17 I'm afraid they'll give you life. 2.0769 0.26461 13 5 2 6
18 I'll plead you down from grim reaping to simple reaping. 2.0769 0.23916 13 4 4 5
19 It's the jury of your peers that worries me. 2.0769 0.23916 13 4 4 5
20 Don't worry. We were able to dig up a couple of witnesses. 2.0769 0.23916 13 4 4 5
21 Nobody avoids taxes. 2.0000 0.37796 8 4 0 4
22 I keep telling you, "It's what I do," is not a viable defense. 2.0000 0.23570 9 2 5 2
23 I'm so sorry. You're facing life. 2.0000 0.33333 9 4 1 4
24 So you weren't identified in the lineup? 2.0000 0.26726 8 2 4 2
25 Relax, without the scythe they don't have a case. 2.0000 0.23570 9 2 5 2
26 They all seem anxious to cut a deal. 2.0000 0.25820 10 3 4 3
27 Without the scythe, they got nothing. 2.0000 0.30151 11 5 1 5
28 Finding a jury of your peers was hell. 2.0000 0.23355 11 3 5 3
29 'The good news is that, so far, no one can positively identify you". 2.0000 0.33333 9 4 1 4
30 Sure, a hung jury would be great for us. Why do you ask? 2.0000 0.30151 11 5 1 5
31 Remember, you were only doing your job. 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
32 ...a little unusual..the judge just asked for a little more time... 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
33 People have been cheating you for years, you're due compensation. 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
34 Mint? 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
35 It's been difficult to find a jury of your peers. 2.0000 0.33333 9 4 1 4
36 The prosecution wants life. 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
37 Not now--I'm in the middle of a big case. 2.0000 0.33333 10 5 0 5
38 Self-defense is going to be a tough sell. 2.0000 0.29814 10 4 2 4
39 Just so I'm clear, your alibi is you were killing someone else at the time of the murder? 2.0000 0.23355 11 3 5 3
40 No, I won't say "The defense rests in peace." 2.0000 0.29814 10 4 2 4
41 You're being sentenced to life. 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
42 What do you mean you're afraid of the death penalty? 2.0000 0.36515 6 2 2 2
43 Even you can't dodge taxes. 2.0000 0.26968 11 4 3 4
44 It's inevitable. You're gonna have to pay taxes. 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
45 What is it that you don't understand about habeas corpus? 2.0000 0.36515 6 2 2 2
46 I don't think self-defense is the way to go. 2.0000 0.33333 9 4 1 4
47 They are digging up a jury of your peers. 2.0000 0.30861 7 2 3 2
48 I thought I asked you to wear a tie... 2.0000 0.23570 9 2 5 2
49 Is this your first offense? 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
50 No, I'm afraid we can't plead inevitability. 2.0000 0.29814 10 4 2 4
51 No! Just saying"It was their time" won't work. 1.9000 0.23333 10 3 5 2
52 I might be able to get you life. 1.9000 0.27689 10 4 3 3
53 We can get a court order but I can't guarantee that the magazines will stop. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
54 If asked, you used the scythe for harvesting wheat. 1.8889 0.35136 9 5 0 4
55 Of course, you have the final say. 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
56 I don't think you're getting custody. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
57 Try to stop smiling every time he says 'death penalty'. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
58 I think we should enter a plea of inevitable. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
59 I'm assuming that you'll be fine with the death penalty. 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
60 It seems that all their witnesses are missing. Do you know anything about this? 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
61 For Chrissakes, stop looking jurors in the eye. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
62 We're unable to find a jury of your peers. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
63 Probably not a great idea to mention the scythe. 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
64 They still haven't found a motive. 1.8889 0.35136 9 5 0 4
65 Without the scythe I don’t think they have a case. 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
66 Try not to look proud. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
67 I don't think I can get you life. 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
68 You've hung all the jury. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
69 You may get life. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
70 You're sure nobody saw your face? 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
71 My advice? Plead the fifth. 1.8889 0.35136 9 5 0 4
72 You realize, if this goes badly, you may get life. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
73 Mr. Reaper, I'm afraid that "It was his time to go" is not a legal defense. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
74 I'm a lawyer...I sold my soul a long time ago. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
75 I'm not going to lie - things look pretty grim. 1.8889 0.20031 9 2 6 1
76 Ironically, you are looking at life 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
77 You want a change of venue? How's Pluto? Is Pluto good? 1.8889 0.20031 9 2 6 1
78 So your saying they got the wrong guy? Your Jim Reaper? 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
79 I know you are used to settling things out of court . . . 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
80 If they give you the death penalty, try not to do your happy dance. 1.8889 0.35136 9 5 0 4
81 We've got an excellent case--they have no witnesses. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
82 No, you don't get off if the judge dies. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
83 I should be able to get you off with a death sentence. 1.8750 0.22658 8 2 5 1
84 I advise we don't go for the "You Penalty" 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
85 How many skeletons do you have in your closet? 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
86 There's someone at my office I would like you to meet. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
87 Didn't I ask you to wear a tie? 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
88 The prosecutor's asking for life. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
89 Is there anyone who can corroborate your whereabouts who isn't dead? 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
90 The caselaw is unsettled as to what a life sentence means in your situation. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
91 I have to say things look pretty grim. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
92 For now, we'll leave getting the hung jury to me. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
93 I think you need to say more than, ' I was just doing my job.' 1.8750 0.22658 8 2 5 1
94 Unfortunately they just found the Scythe. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
95 Did you have something to do with the hung jury? 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
96 You're looking at life. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
97 Look, I'll do my best, but you should have paid your taxes. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
98 No, that's not what habeas corpus means. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
99 It's not going to help to tell them you invented the death sentence. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
100 Do me a favor, if the judge decides on the death penalty for you, don't giggle. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
101 The worst you can get is life. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
102 Where's the jury? 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
103 Try to avoid eye contact with the jury. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
104 When I said professional attire, I meant suit and tie. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
105 What the hell. Plead guilty. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
106 I am afraid you are looking at life without parole... 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
107 Bad news, you could get life. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
108 The judge would like to plea bargain with you. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
109 You really gotta stop showing up at the scene of the crime. 1.8750 0.22658 8 2 5 1
110 Honestly, your only chance of getting off these charges is winning an election to public office 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
111 I'm sorry, but "its my thing" is not a defense. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
112 I have to be honest, the outlook is grim. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
113 Tell the truth, you were just doing your job. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
114 The prosecutor says that if you don't accept a life term, he'll be seeking a death sentence... I'm not sure what that means here. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
115 That isn't what I meant by 'business attire.' 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
116 "Name" will be a problem. "Occupation" will be worse. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
117 We can always say you had a tough childhood 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
118 It's a parking ticket. You can't ask for the death penalty. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
119 Remember, you showed him to the gates of Hell, but he walked through by himself. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
120 On the bright side, the penalty is named in your honor. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
121 Juries can be tough on repeat offenders. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
122 So, what happened to your last attorney? 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
123 If we win don't hug me. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
124 There's no way they can prove it's your scythe. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
125 If we're lucky, we'll keep you from yourself. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
126 We're trying to get you life. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
127 You realize you're facing life? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
128 I know you'd prefer a hung jury. 1.8571 0.40406 7 4 0 3
129 Well no, technically, it's not a jury of your peers.. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
130 Look if we lose it's not going to kill you. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
131 Remember, he was dead before you got there. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
132 So, do you have any priors? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
133 I think you're misunderstanding habeas corpus. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
134 Opposing counsel is willing to cut a deal...his mother-in-law lives at 42 Maple Lane. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
135 Remember, you were just harvesting grain. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
136 I can't object. It's actually called the Death Penalty. 1.8571 0.40406 7 4 0 3
137 We're good, as long as they don't bring up your priors 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
138 Your chances look pretty grim. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
139 I don't think "It was his time" will sway the jury. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
140 If the trial goes as planned, I should be able to get you the death penalty. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
141 I'll represent you pro bono in exchange for air conditioning and reduced sulfur. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
142 Eternity is the best sentence we can hope for. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
143 How about, 'If the hoodie doesn’t fit, you must acquit!'? 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
144 Wear a suit and tie tomorrow, okay? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
145 Just think, this trial has us both staring at death. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
146 The jury's returning. Try not to look so grim. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
147 We win this in the sentencing phase. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
148 It doesn't exactly help when the penalty is named after you. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
149 I told you not to wear the hoodie. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
150 Try not to intimidate the witnesses 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
151 Remember, you were only the ferryman. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
152 They’re offering to reduce your time if you increase theirs. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
153 Truth be told, our chances of winning this case are looking pretty grim... 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
154 Take the plea. Otherwise, you're facing the You penalty. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
155 They'll let you walk if you testify against the other horsemen. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
156 That's your idea of business casual? 1.8571 0.15430 7 1 6 0
157 I'm afraid Death's still on the table. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
158 Actually, it doesn't matter if you are death destroyer of worlds - she still gets the house 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
159 Perhaps you don't understand. In your case the death penalty is considered a punishment. 1.8571 0.40406 7 4 0 3
160 It will help with the jury if you appear a little less grim. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
161 ..and then if you get Death, how does that work? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
162 Self defense. Really??? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
163 I understand that you are just as certain as taxes. But you still have to pay them. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
164 I remind you again. This is not a death penalty state. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
165 Would be best to keep your job out of the alibi. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
166 'Just doing my job' is no defense. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
167 Ironically, they're giving you life. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
168 Try looking less grim. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
169 Time to reap what you sow. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
170 I’ll do this pro bono if you do me a little favor … 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
171 Yes, I know you have some experience with plea bargaining, but let me handle this. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
172 So if I win this case, I'm off the hook? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
173 Stop pointing at the witnesses. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
174 It's important that you don't laugh when they mention the death penalty. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
175 She also wants your scythe. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
176 Don't worry, it only feels like eternity. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
177 So what makes you think you were profiled? 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
178 If you're just tapping people on the shoulder... I think we can get you off on a technicality. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
179 Stop looking so happy when they discuss a possible death sentence. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
180 Just to recap: you did it, you'll keep doing it and that's that? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
181 Don't worry, I rehearsed: if the sickle doesn't fit, you must acquit. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
182 Claim you were unfairly profiled. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
183 I'm afraid that could be construed as witness intimidation. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
184 It was her idea to put it in the vows: "Till Death do us part." 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
185 You can't plead "It's my job" to the murder charge. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
186 ...and stop staring at the jury. It's intimidating. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
187 I'm pretty sure I can get you life. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
188 Why don't you handle culling the jury pool? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
189 And remember, saying "the devil made me do it" probably won't sit well with the jury. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
190 Trust me, they can't sentence you to you. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
191 No, I'm sorry, you cannot execute yourself 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
192 Apparently, the 'open carry' law doesn't apply to scythes. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
193 'It was his time'? So we're going with that? 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
194 Are you the habaes or the corpus? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
195 My suggesting to "Dress to Kill" was a metaphor. 1.8571 0.40406 7 4 0 3
196 Bad news. The scythe has your prints all over it. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
197 I'm sorry. They've sentenced you to life. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
198 Don't worry, I was the Devil's Advocate all through law school. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
199 Try to show some remorse …. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
200 Okay, so we agree; I'm going to go with 'If the scythe doesn't fit, you must acquit.' 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
201 Try to look less guilty. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
202 Yes, Mr. Gupta should not have entitled his book "Cheating Death.' 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
203 Where are your character witnesses again? 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
204 Whenever you answer, just try to sound sympathetic. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
205 I can't believe you were picked from a line-up. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
206 The judge asked if this is your first offense. 1.8000 0.22254 15 7 4 4
207 I don't think, "I barely touched him" is going to be a strong enough defense. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
208 What do you mean you're confident it will be a hung jury? 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
209 Great news....you are going to be sentenced to death. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
210 When you take the stand, try to be up-beat. 1.7778 0.27778 9 4 3 2
211 It was hard to find a jury of your peers. 1.7778 0.27778 9 4 3 2
212 Actually, I've never had a client sentence the judge to death before. 1.7778 0.22222 9 3 5 1
213 I'd prefer a life sentence. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
214 "I was just following orders" is not going to work for you. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
215 How about, "If the hood fits, you must acquit." 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
216 I've been meaning to ask you if you're hoody is by YEEZY? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
217 If you want a jury of your peers, I'll file a motion to have the trial moved to Death Valley. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
218 We're losing pretty badly so far. Can you...you know...'visit' a couple of the jurors? 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
219 I take it you would be okay with the death penalty. 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
220 I'm afraid it looks grim... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
221 I recommend that you plead guilty and demand the death penalty. 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
222 Can anyone testify you sent them to a better place? 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
223 Try not to show any emotion when the verdict is read. 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
224 Try to make eye contact with the jurors 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
225 I think I can get you life. Will that be weird? 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
226 Sorry, it looks like they're not going to exclude your priors. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
227 They've offered the death sentence if you'll plead guilty. It's a win win. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
228 They found taxes inevitable, so we have a good chance. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
229 Trust me; she'll get custody. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
230 Are you sure nobody saw your face? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
231 Don't worry. You're going to kill in the cross examination. 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
232 I think we can assume the death penalty is out. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
233 Get serious; you're up against the IRS. Take the deal. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
234 Yes, I believe that would be considered jury tampering. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
235 At least it's not a life sentence. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
236 I don't think you're giving off the best first impression. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
237 I don't say this lightly, Greg. You killed it up there on on the witness stand. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
238 Yes, I think having one of them drop dead would be considered "jury tampering." 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
239 So your explanation is that they were dead when you got there... 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
240 Look, you're staring death in the face here. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
241 You could be facing life. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
242 I think we're OK, they're having trouble establishing a motive 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
243 Court's split 4-4. You don't look surprised. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
244 Now remember, he was dead when you got there. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
245 Remember to smile at the jury. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
246 Are you sure? Most of my clients try to avoid the death penalty. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
247 I know you were just doing your job,, but the judge's wife? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
248 Your employment history is impeccable. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
249 Ditching the scythe was a good first step. Now about the hoodie... 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
250 I wish you'd gone to Brooks Brothers like I'd suggested. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
251 Maybe try smiling 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
252 Jury of your peers? Ah... I don't think so. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
253 Now try to not look so grim. 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
254 Relax, try not to look so grim. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
255 Bad news. They're going for the 'you' penalty. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
256 I know you have to be at st. Barnabas Hospital in 15 minutes but this is important. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
257 It's probate court. Your here as the "executor" not the "executioner". 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
258 We're looking at life without parole. They're looking at death without a scythe. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
259 Let me do the talking, and remember, you have never been to Panama. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
260 He sentenced you to life, just for the irony. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
261 I think our best hope at this point is a hung jury. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
262 I made a deal with the jury they couldn't refuse. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
263 Bergman still won't settle - insists you're 'public domain'. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
264 Remember, state your name as Mr. Reaper, not Grim Reaper. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
265 Think of the irony if they give you life. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
266 You didn't tell me you had actual skeletons in your closet. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
267 you're not the judge, jury, nor executioner 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
268 If they ask, you've never seen that scythe before in your life. 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
269 Worst case scenario, you're looking at life. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
270 Try to be less grim. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
271 Remember: if the scythe doesn't fit... 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
272 You're not likable enough for us to risk putting you on the stand. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
273 It would have killed you to wear a suit? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
274 You might get life. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
275 If it's a life sentence, we'll appeal. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
276 Just answer the questions clearly and directly, and remember, no pointing. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
277 I'm fairly certain that you'll not get life. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
278 Don't worry, nobody liked her. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
279 At least try to show remorse. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
280 Good news. They're willing to take Death off the table. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
281 Ironically, you could get Life.... 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
282 I think the hoodie might give the jury the wrong impression. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
283 The good news is you'll never get life. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
284 Don't forget...smile at the jury! 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
285 I'm dead if I lose this, right? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
286 I'm afraid the best we can hope for is life. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
287 I'm sorry, but it looks like you'll be sentenced to Life. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
288 I'm worried the cloak makes you look unsympathetic. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
289 You certainly don't seem too concerned about the death sentence 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
290 Yeah, keep staring real hard at the jury members. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
291 Remember, I'm doing this pro bono. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
292 Don't forget to smile. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
293 Where on earth did you get that fantastic hoodie? 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
294 Soooo, no matter which way the jury goes, we're OK. Right? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
295 Any chance tomorrow you can wear the plaid outfit , you are scaring the jury 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
296 The worst you could get is Life 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
297 Are you sure you want to deliver the alimony in person every month? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
298 I take it you don't care about the death penalty. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
299 The hoodie isn't helping. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
300 Hey one to two millennia beats life. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
301 He's known as the hanging judge. So you're good. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
302 Death be not proud--so it's okay to take the fifth 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
303 Remember, a smile goes a long way. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
304 Don't mention your day job. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
305 As your attorney, I must warn you that the hoodie may give the jury the wrong impression. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
306 For the last time, this is traffic court. I cannot request the death penalty. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
307 It's evidence; you'll get the scythe back after the trial. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
308 What I'm saying is that, as a defense, "it was his time" doesn't give me a lot to work with here. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
309 I don't think 'It's my job' is a good defense. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
310 Congratulations, it's a hung jury. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
311 You can't ask for the death penalty instead of paying your parking tickets. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
312 Just say you're looking for the real killers. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
313 Remember: she was dead when you got there. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
314 I promise you won't get life. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
315 Do your prefer Grim or Mr. Reaper. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
316 Do you have a blue suit? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
317 Let's hope justice is blind. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
318 You've got stop saying 'It was just his time.' 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
319 There's a hole in your story. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
320 I'm your perfect lawyer, I've got no soul. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
321 We have to do some real work here to overcome your bad press. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
322 Could you stop glancing at the judge and then checking your watch? It's not helping us. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
323 Would it kill you to smile? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
324 Frankly, the hoodie isn't helping. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
325 I don't think we can get a continuance for all eternity...... 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
326 I was hoping you would wear your blue suit with the red tie. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
327 My client has a great alibi. That night Irene died, he was at Heather's place. And Gertrud's place. And John's... 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
328 I'm not suggesting anything, but juror #7 has a heart condition. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
329 I'll simply explain you were just doing your job. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
330 Of course you're guilty. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
331 When you get on the stand, try looking a little less grim. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
332 Our best bet is to try to get your sentences to run concurrently. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
333 You could be sentenced to life. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
334 I'm not sure that this is the time and place to be rockin' a hoodie. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
335 I'm glad you took my advice and left the scythe at home. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
336 I'm afraid we can't get you on death row. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
337 The judge has decided to move the trial away from Sleepy Hollow.... 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
338 The jury has a sense of humour. They're suggesting life imprisonment. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
339 You did say you were innocent, right? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
340 The guilty verdict is disappointing, but I'm pleased with the death sentence. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
341 I told you to wear a sweater vest. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
342 He was already dead when you got there? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
343 It's a class action on behalf of...it says here...everyone ever. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
344 No, you can't be the executioner. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
345 Oddly enough, I'll be paying a visit to Juror No. 5 this evening. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
346 Even if we don't win, we've got a great shot at a miniseries. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
347 So, what happened to your last lawyer? 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
348 Hi, I'm the devil's advocate. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
349 There is no death penalty in this state. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
350 Let's forget about making eye contact with the jury. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
351 I have a feeling the sentencing should be right up your alley. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
352 You were advised to wear a suit and tie 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
353 There is a hollow ring to what you say. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
354 I'ts Your Honor not you're next ! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
355 I'll tell the judge you were only doing your job 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
356 For tomorrow, I'd suggest the light gray pin-stripe with a red tie. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
357 You seem to be making Juror #3 very nervous. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
358 So, I assume you want the death penalty. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
359 If you don't take the plea deal, the prosecutor's going to seek the life penalty. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
360 Don't you have a nice blue suit? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
361 Let me guess...A wrongful death suit? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
362 Is this really what it takes to get a hearing from the Republicans? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
363 No fingerprints! No problem! 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
364 I'm sorry, they will not allow you to execute yourself. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
365 Professional courtesy doesn’t exempt you from taxes. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
366 Bad news. Your priors are admissible. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
367 You're finished, they found the scythe. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
368 Yeah, just like that – keep staring at the jury. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
369 Let's go with "If the shroud don't fit, you must acquit." 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
370 Remember: The Devil Made You Do It. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
371 You don't recollect, only collect. You may evoke the scythe. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
372 So what was it like working with Ingmar Bergman? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
373 I'm your lawyer, and you want me to ask for the death penalty? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
374 I thought we agreed on business casual. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
375 Do you have any lighter clothes? A tie maybe? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
376 Personally, I don't think you have a ghost of a chance. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
377 We're screwed - this judge is pro-life. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
378 It won't be easy finding a jury of your peers. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
379 Your closing argument had a hollow ring to it. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
380 We're going to need a better argument than "It was his time." 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
381 Juror 6 is looking a little woozy. Please tell me that's because not of you. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
382 First impressions are important to a jury. As your lawyer, I strongly advise a suit and tie next time. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
383 Describe your occupation as "end of retirement advisor" 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
384 But your testimony would be deadly! 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
385 I don't think they'll give you the death penalty. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
386 The judge was lenient. You got the death penalty. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
387 Yes, yes, if things go our way, you will get the death penalty. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
388 Again, you have no priors, right? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
389 I know you're experienced, but I'll do the closing. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
390 In your case, you could get life. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
391 You realize that 'strike the juror' is not to be taken literally... 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
392 Where did you say you were from? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
393 No, the death penalty is a bad thing. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
394 I wouldn't make any holiday plans. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
395 Now- once again-yoy're the Ghost of Christmas-What? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
396 Please stop saying you'll take the ME penalty. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
397 Remember: the death was consensual. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
398 We'll have to move to a state that allows death 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
399 They're asking for life. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
400 Just tell them the Devil made you do it 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
401 We may have an issue with your likability among jurors. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
402 Nothing is certain but death and lawyers' fees. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
403 Thanks, but no. When I said we could use a hung jury, that's not what I meant. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
404 A lot of people are dying to see how this case turns out. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
405 You needn't look so grim. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
406 They only have two alternates so go a little easy on the jury pool. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
407 The IRS case against you is weak, but nothing's certain ... 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
408 If you're found guilty, are we still good? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
409 I feel good about the jury. We were able to strike all the Blue Oyster Cult fans. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
410 Try to smile more for the jury. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
411 Now remember, you're in "Resource Management". 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
412 I agree, the jury's lack of eye contact is worrisome. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
413 We'll try and downplay your employment history, OK? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
414 No, we can not ask for the death penalty, you were arrested for trespassing. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
415 They've asked you to take the death penalty off the table. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
416 We haven't discussed this yet, but I'm open to bartering when it comes to my fee. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
417 Remember. You're just the messenger -- just doing your job. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
418 I gotta be perfectly honest here. Your situation is pretty grim. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
419 How do you feel about the death penalty? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
420 Hung jury it is. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
421 The first thing they will try to do is find a jury of your peers. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
422 No, a hung jury isn't what we're looking for. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
423 I said a business suit AND a tie. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
424 I wanted to let you know that I have really enjoyed this internship. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
425 I'm not going to lie, it's starting to look a little grim. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
426 You don't agree with a stay of execution? 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
427 "Technically they aren't your peers, but at least they're all seniors. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
428 I'll try to get you death. But they may stick you with life. (italicize or underline try) 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
429 No. I deliver the closing statement. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
430 You have no witnesses. No one has ever come back from the dead. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
431 The death penalty would be too ironic. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
432 I think we can cut a deal if you let some of them live 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
433 I think we can get it reduced to manslaughter. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
434 I'd suggest you lose the hoodie. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
435 No, I maintain that "his time had come" is not an effective defense. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
436 The Judge told me to tell you that he likes your robe better than his. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
437 I don't think you can invoke the 5th Parallel. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
438 We can’t lose. What jury is going to risk pissing off Death? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
439 Best case scenario is they give you the death penalty. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
440 I know Angel Of Death is your real name, let's just go with Irving Lipschitz, like we discussed. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
441 If the scythe does not fit, you must acquit! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
442 Don't worry. Taxes has agreed to testify. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
443 My fee is negotiable. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
444 On the positive side, your priors are inadmissible. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
445 I agree the Judge looks sickly but I specifically said no to the hoodie!! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
446 This is my first death case. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
447 No, you MAY NOT hold the scythe when you get on the witness stand. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
448 I don't think a jury trial is the best idea. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
449 Ironically, you've been given life. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
450 Apparently, the court is having a problem finding unbiased jurors. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
451 You do know they are asking for death? 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
452 It's kind of ironic that you got life. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
453 I feel like I'm playing devil's advocate here. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
454 Good news. The prosecutor agreed to the death penalty. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
455 Population control is not a defense. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
456 Well yes, if six or more of the jurors suddenly died at the same time a mistrial would be declared, but what are the odds of that happening? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
457 If they find the sickle.....we're in a pickle. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
458 Habeas Corpus? Seriously?!? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
459 Their best offer is anger management 7 times a week. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
460 Try to let the jury see your lighter side. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
461 Thanks for not bringing the scythe today. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
462 Tell them you can't take the whole day off. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
463 It would really help if you could think of at least one favorable character witness. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
464 I told you not to show up in your work clothes. 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
465 You'll be lucky to get life. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
466 "Frankly, our chances of finding someone to testify on your behalf are pretty slim". 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
467 You having nothing to worry about. The witness never saw your face. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
468 Well, at least you're not grim. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
469 Her attorney wants your soul too. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
470 Look, your fingerprints are all over these murders, so the best we can hope for is life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
471 I don't care how many millennia you have been around or how many places you have been, only judges wear robes here now. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
472 We'll just say it was self-defense. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
473 Well, at least we don't need to worry about the death sentence.... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
474 Things are looking pretty grim I'm afraid. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
475 Joint custody is off the table. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
476 No, I don't think they will charge you for every human since the beginning of time. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
477 OK. Let me explain something about an affirmative defense. First, you must stop replying to every question with "Damn you!" 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
478 Remember what I told you: You're just God's coroner. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
479 Remember, the victim touched you. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
480 I don't suppose you can suggest any character witnesses? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
481 Now you want to apologize? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
482 I don't think you need to worry about the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
483 Juror number three is pro life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
484 Try not to laugh when they ask for the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
485 With any luck the prosecutor will ask for life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
486 The prosecution will try to get you to grin. Don't. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
487 Try not to look at the jury. Ever. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
488 No, I don't think your smile is what's making the jury uncomfortable. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
489 No laughing when they give you life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
490 Look, I'll try for appeal, but they've got you on 55 million murder charges for last year alone. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
491 Look, the most important thing is that you not lose face. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
492 Trust me, you want to keep the hoodie on. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
493 What do you mean this is my last trial? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
494 Trust me, without the scythe, they've got no case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
495 I'm having a difficult time finding a witness to confirm your alibis. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
496 We'll win on appeal. We'll call the horsemen as witnesses. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
497 I'm sure you'll have the last word on this. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
498 If the cloak don't fit, they must acquit. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
499 I can get it reduced to manslaughter. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
500 If you settle this one everybody's going to sue you. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
501 I thought I told you- only the judge wears a robe. Now sit quietly and stop beckoning to the jurors. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
502 I strongly advise you not to use the Twinkie defense. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
503 We won't settle. They can't leverage the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
504 They want to sentence you to life. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
505 If the judge gives you the death penalty, try not to laugh, OK? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
506 I'm with the NRA. We're taking your case pro bono. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
507 They're offering life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
508 You're going to have to stop saying, "No lives matter". 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
509 Wait, am I paying alimony for as long as she lives or as long as I live? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
510 Relax. You're not going to get life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
511 You're my father? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
512 I don't think they'll seek the death penalty. Too ironic. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
513 He's dead to me. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
514 Good news--they'll settle for a restraining order. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
515 Just remember they have to prove you were there. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
516 I agree, speaking in public is scarier than death 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
517 "I was just doing my job" is not a good defence. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
518 Remember, we plead the fifth if they ask about age-related bias in your selection process. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
519 Their case is pretty circumstantial. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
520 The good news is they're requesting the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
521 Do your best to avoid eye contact 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
522 Our goal here today is to remind the jury that you are just the messenger and guide - not the perpetrator. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
523 The outlook is grim. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
524 "Our 12 friends might think the robe's cute, but the scythe could be a problem". 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
525 The evidence is pretty damning. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
526 I told you the judge would not appreciate you wearing a matching robe. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
527 Just sweet talk 'em 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
528 Don't worry, you said they didn't get a good look at your face. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
529 They're starting to run out of prosecutors. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
530 Just remember, if the sentence is life, we can always appeal. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
531 We're calling Dick Cheney as character witness. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
532 At least try to look friendly. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
533 No pun intended, but you have to face the facts 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
534 What's this about an appointment in Samarra? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
535 Relax, in your case the death penalty is nothing to worry about. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
536 We plead not guilty on the grounds of mistaken identity 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
537 They think you could be useful on death row. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
538 We can beat those murder chargers, it's the parking ticket... 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
539 Don't worry, I think I can get you the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
540 No, you can't have your scythe in the courtroom. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
541 When you identify the perpetrator, don't point. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
542 I have bad news. The death penalty's off the table. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
543 For the next two weeks, I'm going to need less grim. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
544 Your Honor, my client utilizes an agricultural hand tool, professionally. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
545 I just want to confirm - You only came to me because you need a lawyer. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
546 Does the Angel of Death have any ideas? Because I'm out of ideas. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
547 Do you think you could do anything about juror number 3? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
548 No fingerprints on the scythe - we're good. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
549 That witness is looking a little sick. Need I say more? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
550 No, we're hoping they're hung, not hanged. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
551 A hung jury, Mr. Reaper, is not what is not what you think it is. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
552 If you plead guilty, I think we can get you life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
553 Sorry, apparently pre-reapering is a crime. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
554 You of all people should appreciate the certainty of taxes. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
555 Tell me you're not thinking of jury tampering. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
556 No, this would NOT be an appropriate time to tell the judge his sentence. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
557 I understand your excitement, but this is not Texas. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
558 Try not to be too dark. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
559 Our only chance is to play the grace card. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
560 When I asked if you had a dark suit, this isn't what I meant. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
561 You realize you're getting life? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
562 "You're going to get the life penalty". 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
563 Please try not to laugh every time they mention the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
564 Given the number of victims, I don't think we can expect much leniency. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
565 This would be a good time to look every juror in the eye. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
566 I'm assuming no appeal if you're sentenced to death! 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
567 I'll let you do the closing argument. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
568 I thought that ghostwriter was just an expression 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
569 It's looking like afterlife in prison. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
570 My guess is you don't want Life without Parole. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
571 We might have a problem getting the death penalty off the table. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
572 The verdict is looking grim. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
573 It's a death penalty case. You win either way. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
574 Don't worry. Without the scythe, they don't have a case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
575 Remember your occupation is, "paradigm transition specialist." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
576 'I got the trial delayed until tax season so your crimes wouldn't seem so bad." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
577 I don't think you will get the death sentence. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
578 I'm afraid you may have to go underground for awhile. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
579 Trust me. You're dead. This double indemnity defense is gonna work. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
580 Please, no jury tampering. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
581 Don't complicate this by giving them the death stare. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
582 And your profession is still viewed favorable to mine. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
583 i will see if i can get you life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
584 I object...can I object? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
585 We really need to change your image. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
586 If you're found guilty, you'll get life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
587 If the prosecutor asks you to state your name, just plead the Fifth. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
588 The good news is that they decided to take the death penalty off the table. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
589 I think you're possibly looking at life. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
590 Sorry, but this was a tough case. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
591 Remember, you can't face the jury. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
592 Relax, this is a witch hunt. It's not you they're after. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
593 You're not doomed. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
594 At least you won't have to worry about the death sentence. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
595 No, that would be cruel and unusual in this state. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
596 I'm not going to lie to you, things look grim. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
597 I know it's warm in here, but DO NOT take off your hoodie!!! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
598 The Bible catching fire didn't help. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
599 You look like death. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
600 They don't exactly 'give you' the chair. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
601 You of all people should have realized the certainty of taxes 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
602 They can see the guilt on your face." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
603 Don't worry—You'll fit right in on death row. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
604 I'm afraid things are looking a bit grim, Grim. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
605 I'm thinking this is my last case. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
606 And to think, they called me an empty suit! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
607 Any last words? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
608 Looks like you're going to get "life". 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
609 Were you being honest when you said you didn't kill him? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
610 I'm certain, you will have to pay the taxes. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
611 When you said underworld, I thought you meant mob related. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
612 "We've got this - no one's ever cheated you yet. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
613 You've got to show them you're not just an empty robe. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
614 Death becomes you. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
615 You may want take the 5th. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
616 Don't mention your occupation while you're on the stand. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
617 It's good news...you got life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
618 Well, in your case, it is kind of a win-win. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
619 We are going to contend it was part of your job description. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
620 Look alive. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
621 Our only chance is a change of venue to hell. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
622 You're dead. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
623 Luckily this jury is as pro death as they come. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
624 I'm just saying that shouting 'I've got your death penalty right here!' wasn't a great way to start. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
625 Remember, you're taking the Fifth. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
626 I presume you're taking the Fifth? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
627 The death penalty is still on the table. Our only hope is a hung jury. Can you help with that? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
628 For the last time, It was His Time, is not a viable defense 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
629 Fortunately, there are no witnesses. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
630 I have to be honest. Things are looking pretty grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
631 So, you met Justice Scalia? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
632 Yes, you... and taxes. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
633 Just take the fifth if you're asked about taxes. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
634 When I told you to take the fifth, I didn't mean dimension. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
635 Do you have any character witnesses? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
636 Insider trading...? Really? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
637 It would help if your alibi didn't involve killing other people. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
638 So what if I didn't help you in my last incarnation. I promise to do better this time. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
639 That's not how jury nullification works. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
640 Just remember when the time comes I'm doin this pro bono. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
641 You might like it on death row. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
642 I'm going to be honest -- it's looking grim. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
643 First of all, in the court of law, "habeas corpus" does not mean "take the body." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
644 I thought we talked about this. The jury doesn't like hoodies. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
645 Just don't point at anyone. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
646 If the sickle is too little, we’ll get an acquittal. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
647 'Let me do the talking now, Donald' 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
648 So, how innocent can you afford to be? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
649 I'm going to argue that you are a victim of profiling. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
650 Getting a venue change to the underworld might be difficult. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
651 They are having a tough time gathering a jury of your peers. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
652 There's justice then there's blind justice! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
653 This is traffic court. I can't ask the judge to give you the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
654 Have you thought about pleading guilty? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
655 On the good side, nobody can identify you for sure. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
656 I asked you to wear a tie. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
657 Face it, the outlook's pretty grim 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
658 Not what I meant by your 'best suit' 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
659 Sorry buddy, I think you're getting life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
660 I'm sorry Mr. Reaper, but your chances of an acquittal are grim 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
661 "Be more specific, how many trillions"? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
662 As your attorney, I need to know where your head is at. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
663 I don't think we're going to get much traction arguing that the death penalty is cruel and unusual punishment. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
664 It's looking grim. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
665 The Force is not with you on this. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
666 No, a hung jury does not mean they all die. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
667 The prosecution rests in peace. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
668 The death penalty is off the table. But they're seeking 30 years to life at the circus. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
669 "No offense, you come across a little grim.". 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
670 At least we got the death penalty off the table. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
671 The fact that it's your job does not constitute a legal defense. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
672 Would you like a mint? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
673 No, he didn't mean 'hung jury' literally. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
674 Try to look innocent. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
675 Next year you should just pay your taxes 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
676 Guess a death sentence hits close to home, eh? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
677 On a side note, keep sending those ambulances, and I'll keep chasing'em. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
678 I think we should go with the insanity plea. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
679 Spin it how you like, no one believes you're the life and soul of any party 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
680 I assumed you didn't have fingerprints. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
681 Try not to look so grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
682 It's the Supreme Court. I don't think they recognize any higher authority. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
683 I already sold my soul. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
684 I need to warn you that you could get life. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
685 I have never seen such a blatant case of profiling. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
686 Don't appeal the lethal injection. You'll still be home for dinner. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
687 That's not what a hung jury means. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
688 Of course I said "coat and tie" and not "cloak and scythe." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
689 Did you go over all your aliibis? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
690 I'm pretty sure they're not going to let me enter an appearance as "devil's advocate," what's your second choice? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
691 Good news, it's only the death penalty. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
692 We're getting some push back on work release. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
693 I don't know what will happen if the judge sentences you to life. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
694 As he looked into the face of Death; Hanratty had second thoughts about bringing up the subject of "Billable Hours" to his client. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
695 We may want to reconsider our self-defense plea. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
696 Yes, Texas does have the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
697 We can get you off the pestilence charge on a technicality 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
698 I'd like to ask for a continuance. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
699 You reap what you reap. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
700 Bad news. Their attorney is Daniel Webster. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
701 I'm afraid just arguing 'his number was up' isn't going to get you acquitted 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
702 You should plead Inevitability. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
703 Should I have worn the blue one? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
704 What? I just got this dry cleaned. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
705 Finding a jury of your peers is terrifying. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
706 Arguing against the death penalty does seem counterintuitive. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
707 I advise you to stop pointing at members of the jury. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
708 Hey, it's called reasonable doubt. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
709 They want to sentence you to life. How ironic is that? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
710 I know you killed him, but did you *kill him* kill him? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
711 Ironically, they want the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
712 It's the worst possible verdict. They gave you life. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
713 I'll get the case dismissed for your inability to face your accuser. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
714 'It's time we take about my bill...' 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
715 How many? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
716 Remember, you're just a harbinger of death - not the root cause. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
717 Don't be so grim. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
718 In your case, the death penalty is a winning situation. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
719 Its looking pretty grim Mr. Reaper " 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
720 You could get life. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
721 The State of Texas cannot execute you a second time. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
722 Existentially speaking...... I don't think we can lose. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
723 This is traffic court, there's no pleading guilty and asking for the death penalty. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
724 Does this mean life! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
725 Try to look less grim. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
726 Now they will read each of the 107,343,279,045 counts. 1.5833 0.19300 12 6 5 1
727 Is there anything between the Black Death and World War II you're not telling me about. 1.5833 0.19300 12 6 5 1
728 If that's your innocent look, we're doomed. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
729 You need to take the next witness. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
730 Don't give me that blank look. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
731 I don't think 'but that's what I do' is going to fly with the jury 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
732 You're early. Sentencing is tomorrow. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
733 Do not show any emotion. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
734 Just think of it as a holiday. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
735 Relax. You were just doing your job. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
736 At least they cannot give you the death penalty. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
737 There's no DNA, so just say the scythe doesn't belong to you. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
738 Yes, the witness looks like death warmed over. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
739 The evidence is overwhelming. However, I think I can argue that the search for your scythe was unconstitutional. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
740 I just really think you should have gone with a coat and tie. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
741 I know, hooded creepy guys matter, I totally get it 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
742 It seems all witnesses for the prosecution have recently suffered fatal accidents. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
743 If this were Texas, the "He needed killing" defense might have worked. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
744 Please try to cut back on the ominous pointing today. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
745 Look, I told you she'd take you to the cleaners in the divorce. Be happy you still have your job. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
746 They can't prove it's your scythe... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
747 No, I don't think we should go for the death penalty. Why do you ask? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
748 Look at the bright side, you might get life. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
749 Stop worrying. The worst you can get is 'life'. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
750 Yes, you are death. But the IRS is going to argue you still have to pay your taxes. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
751 I'm not sure how I could get you life. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
752 And remember, no mention of your contacts in the underworld. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
753 I can get you eternity, with 10 years off for good behavior. 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
754 It's ok, we're claiming it's required by your religious beliefs 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
755 Don't worry. I'm going with the 'if the sickle don't fit, you must acquit' defense. 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
756 If the Scythe doesn't fit they have to acquit... 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
757 They'll drop everything else, but you can't avoid the tax charge. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
758 We'll have a better chance if you lose the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
759 You might want to remove your head covering. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
760 I don't think the judge wants to play chess with you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
761 Good news. I got you the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
762 Judge Harry ordered you to leave your scythe outside the courtroom? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
763 I'm sorry but you have to admit it's a little amusing that it's called the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
764 I think the death penalty is our best option. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
765 Unfortunately, this is a class action lawsuit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
766 You appear to be a habitual offender. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
767 I'm not sure the death and taxes argument constitutes reasonable doubt. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
768 Would you settle for life? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
769 Try to show some emotion. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
770 Don't worry. They'll be happy to make a deal. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
771 I think you're beyond double jeopardy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
772 Yes, it's slimming, but it's not helping your defense. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
773 Okay, I understand that but I worked hard to get your conviction thrown out. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
774 How do I send the bill, to the campaign or him personally? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
775 Trust me, the facts speak for themselve. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
776 I told you to wear a shirt and tie... and for Pete's sake don't bring that scythe again. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
777 Perhaps I should deliver the closing argument instead. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
778 You're saying that I'm still on the hook for this? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
779 We're okay; scythe open-carry is legal in this state. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
780 You'd be surprised how few interns choose tax law. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
781 No, this time it's about taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
782 You're definately not helping my anxiety. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
783 Just because is not a motive. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
784 No, you cannot plead "taking a holiday." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
785 They said they found your DNA on the scythe. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
786 If you're lucky, sentencing will take an eternity. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
787 These juror absences are starting to seem suspicious. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
788 You are going to be the death of me yet. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
789 I told you, be not proud. Juries hate that. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
790 It's habeas corpus, not habeas corpse. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
791 "What do you mean you don't think juror number 11 will make it to the end of the trial"? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
792 In your case, the death penalty might be preferable to jail time. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
793 The hoodie is not helping us. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
794 Would it have killed you to put on a tie? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
795 The death penalty is not an option in Traffic Court. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
796 Well, a life sentence would be pretty ironic. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
797 Are you really suggesting "depraved indifference"? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
798 Just out of curiosity, what's going to happen when you place your hand on the Bible? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
799 Yeah but it turns out taxes are more sure. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
800 The worst they can give you is life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
801 You must testify that he died of supernatural causes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
802 I wouldn't worry. Their evidence is purely circumstantial. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
803 Take the plea. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
804 Stop saying, "Reap 'em and weep." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
805 I'll do the talking. You do the pointing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
806 Let's face it... Anything you get is a death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
807 I think we'd have better luck if you lost the hoodie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
808 You're right. Hung jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
809 I'm so tired of these wrongful death lawsuits. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
810 Looks like the death penalty is back on the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
811 They're demanding complete transparency. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
812 Don't worry. They may find you guilty, but you won't get the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
813 Our chances are looking grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
814 I'm sorry but this state no longer has the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
815 Do not plead guilty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
816 If they ask what you do for a living, ix-nay on the eth-day. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
817 Who's calling who an empty suit? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
818 The irony is they want to give you the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
819 Would it have killed you to wear a tie and jacket? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
820 The deal is, if I get you off, I never see you again. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
821 It doesn't matter that his name was on your list. 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
822 Am I the Victim, or the Defendant? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
823 Remember, let me do all of the talking 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
824 Just don't look the jury in the eye. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
825 Try to look a little less mortified. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
826 Just tell them you lost your head. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
827 This case is driving me to an early grave. Please stop smiling. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
828 You're innocent until proven inevitable. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
829 Sure they took it. You could seriously hurt somebody with that thing! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
830 I thought this was business casual. I wore my hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
831 Jeepers Reaper, Stop being a Creeper. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
832 "Could you at least have worn a tie"! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
833 Now remember, our defense is that you were just following orders. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
834 You will be less threatening to the jury without the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
835 You went to Vassar with Bob? His brother, Jim used to live in my building. Small world. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
836 Just doing your job? Nobody’s gonna buy that one. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
837 I'm thinking that taking the stand in your own defense may not be our best strategy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
838 How about if we just let him think he's the final judge? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
839 You're killing me with this "for all eternity" talk. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
840 The judge doesn't like hoodies. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
841 If all else fails, we'll ask for a writ of Habeus corpse. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
842 Look, we're in lower Manhattan-it'll be a jury of your peers. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
843 Technically, your execution would be death by suicide. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
844 We're going to call it a 'butter knife.' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
845 So, . . . Explain to me again how you made partner. . . 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
846 I'll try, but I can't promise you the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
847 Your hoodie makes you look guilty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
848 In order to beat the prosecution, we need to get you ahead. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
849 No, the judge is offering YOU a plea bargain. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
850 It's 107,602,707,791 counts of 1st degree murder. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
851 Watch out for Juror #4. Her grandmother just died. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
852 Look at it this way -- the worst that'll happen is that you'll get the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
853 Alright! Another death penalty! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
854 Please stop looking that way towards the jurors. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
855 Do you have any cloaks in soothing pastels? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
856 If you're found guilty, they'll give you *you*. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
857 This is not what I had in mind when I told you to dress for a somber occasion. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
858 You got life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
859 They say your DNA is on the sickle. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
860 Remember, it's important to make eye contact with the jury 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
861 Since the hood didn't fit, they must acquit. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
862 No, you can't request the death penalty as damages in a civil trial. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
863 They are going to ask for the you penalty 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
864 In your case I think going for the death penalty is overkill. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
865 Could you have at least worn a tie? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
866 Seriously, don't worry about this. Trump sues everybody. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
867 You have the right to remain deathly silent. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
868 But don't you at least want to hear my closing first? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
869 Any chance juror #6 won't still be with us by the end of the trial? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
870 My wife told me this case would kill me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
871 In spite of the preponderance of evidence, I think you are coming off really well. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
872 That "Line Up" ID certainly is not going to help our case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
873 I never thought you'd be on trial for insider trading 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
874 Remember, when you take the stand don't act proud. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
875 You’d seem more sympathetic in a pastel cloak. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
876 I told you... the death penalty's off the table! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
877 The D.A. is offering leniency if you testify against your Boss. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
878 How many victims ? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
879 In my view Mr. Reaper, I don't think an entrapment defense will fly. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
880 Just don't point at the judge. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
881 In order to win we have to change your image! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
882 You realize it will be hard for you to deny these accusations. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
883 It means that your request to be appointed legal guardian has been denied. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
884 Don't forget to look directly at the jury and smile. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
885 You know, there are a lot of people who want you dead. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
886 I'm pretty sure I can get the terrorism charge dismissed, but the TSA and the judge aren't buying your "farm implement" excuse... 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
887 You don't give me any confidence in your legal expertise. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
888 We can't just ask for the death penalty as our first motion. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
889 I will try to get them to call you just Mr. Reaper. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
890 No. I wouldn't suggest you try to make eye contact with the jurors. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
891 No, I'm only 30, I've just billed 99 years of work to my clients. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
892 I told you there would be Grim Reapercussions! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
893 So let me see if I understand you. You want to plea me down to death? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
894 Maybe you could kill less people. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
895 Try not to point at this new judge. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
896 The judge gave you life...but don't worry, it isn't what you think. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
897 This is going to be so ironic if you get the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
898 You of all people should know a continuance is out of the question. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
899 It's an all white jury. Lose the hoodie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
900 ...asking for the death penalty is unprecedented. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
901 Have you pissed anyone off? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
902 If we lose this case, you're dead to me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
903 Seriously? Even the judge's childhood pet gerbil? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
904 I don't care if it was his time, do not kill any more of the jurors. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
905 We need a better defense than “his time was up.” 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
906 I just don't think an assisted suicide defense is going to work in your case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
907 And remember, only answer the question asked. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
908 Well, it's "death penalty" with a lower-case "d" so your brand is still safe. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
909 My best advice? Be not proud. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
910 You have nothing to lose. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
911 Are you here for me or my case? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
912 I don't think we can plead lack of intent. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
913 Do you go by Grim or Mr Reaper.... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
914 I'll sum up for the jury and you take the penalty phase. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
915 "It's my job" is not a valid defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
916 If I put you on the stand they'll see right through you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
917 Eternal damnation seems reasonable 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
918 Even death deserves a good defense. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
919 What did I say about wearing a hoodie in court? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
920 You can kill me, but I can audit you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
921 "Reaping what you sow" is not a good defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
922 If you take the stand, they may only see a hood. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
923 the judge insists that we habeas him a corpus. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
924 We maybe able to use this in your defense. Tell the truth. Did you want to be the Unabomber or Dopey? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
925 I'm going to need you to stop hanging the jury. Thanks. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
926 You couldn't shave? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
927 I told the judge you'd be willing to extend his life sentence if he gets rid of yours. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
928 If you're lucky, you'll get the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
929 This is not my doorstep. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
930 Yes, your best chance at this point would be a hung jury. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
931 You think Juror Six can be gotten to? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
932 Yes,I think first impressions are pretty damn important. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
933 I'm sorry. But the irony would be too much to ask the judge to overturn your life- in-prison sentence, just because you hate orange. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
934 When you take the stand, don't be yourself. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
935 Ironically, we live in a state that doesn't support your penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
936 I'll argue that when the defendant claimed "Life's a bitch and then you die," she entered into a contract. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
937 Now don't forget. If we overcome the optics you have a shot at getting away with murder. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
938 Would you prefer a life sentence or a death sentence? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
939 This outfit is not helping our case! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
940 Try not to be so grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
941 Look, stop grinning at the jury. It's not working. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
942 I'll leave the closing arguments to you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
943 Honestly, he was dead when I got here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
944 I tried..but when you're dead you're dead ! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
945 No, the irony does not escape me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
946 You didn't tell me you were sleeping with her. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
947 Remember, our client's life is in your hands. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
948 You should have paid your taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
949 You probably shouldn't have worn the hoodie today. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
950 We can negotiate a plea to avoid a life sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
951 Do you not own another suit? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
952 I think we can get you off with life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
953 I'm afraid you're sentenced to life. But it is without hope 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
954 Don't blame me. I told you to lose the hoodie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
955 Not to worry- if the motion fails, we can file a writ of Habeas Corpus 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
956 But she is allowing the hoodie due to your special circumstances. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
957 If you're asked, just say that you met Dante in college. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
958 It's an open-and-shut case. Nobody remembers your face. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
959 Character witnesses may be an issue. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
960 Look. There's no way I'm putting you on the stand. I think your best bet is to stare at juror #3. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
961 It is going to come down to whether the mask fits. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
962 Well, congratulations, you got the death penalty. But you can expect they're gonna give it the ol' college try anyway. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
963 But doesn’t a plea bargain for a life sentence seem a bit ironic? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
964 Look the jury in their souls. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
965 Yes, everybody knows death is certain. But so are taxes, and that's why we're here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
966 The worst sentence you could get is life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
967 Permission to treat the witness as hostile? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
968 As your attorney I must caution you. You could get life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
969 I'm sure you'll appreciate the irony of 'life in prison.' 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
970 Is that blank stare is working for you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
971 I say we go for one count of hospice. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
972 We're gonna have to work on your image. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
973 Are you SURE the Devil made you do it? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
974 ... would a change of clothing have really killed you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
975 Let's get Juror No. 2 "removed" 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
976 Well you tell me. ..You're the expert in the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
977 At least I have a nose. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
978 And whatever you do, do not stare at the jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
979 Can you show the jury a little remorse? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
980 I thought I told you to put on a suit and tie. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
981 Don't tell the judge you knew his mother. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
982 I think you're looking at the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
983 I see where you're coming from and I don't like it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
984 I know, I know. I'm annoyed it's called a penalty, too. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
985 I thought you'd buried the evidence 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
986 The next time you're questioned, try to avoid the maniacal laughter 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
987 For God's sake, what did you expect? The penalty is actually named after you! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
988 There is precedent - if the mask doesn't fit, they must acquit 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
989 Perhaps it would help if you remove your hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
990 You're in luck--he's a hanging judge. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
991 I really don't think they'll believe you're a monk. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
992 If it's any consolation, they named the penalty after you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
993 They want you to try on the hat. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
994 Let's forget about eye contact with the jury. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
995 So we really need to establish ownership of the pale horse 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
996 What's the worst they can give me? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
997 How do you know the jury is hung? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
998 Bad news. Taxes is turning state's evidence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
999 We have to prove this guy had a death wish. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1000 When you take the stand, don't say, "He had it coming." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1001 No, I don't know why they call it a penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1002 So you say that your career interests have led you to seek a spot on death row? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1003 I think the death penalty is off the table 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1004 Good news: the prosecution couldn't find anyone willing to testify against you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1005 Be advised, the pen is mightier than the sickle. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1006 You've got a little something between your teeth. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1007 I need you to look alive when you take the stand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1008 Tell the jury you'll save them a place in Heaven. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1009 You've got to stop saying 'All Deaths Matter.' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1010 My bad! I thought you would have loved the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1011 I am confident I can get the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1012 No smiling when the eye witness takes the stand. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1013 In my opinion...... your chances are grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1014 Mr Reaper, if you know anything about that scythe, now would be the time to tell me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1015 Mind you, outside Texas we'd call it a misdemeanor. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1016 Avoid eye contact with the jurors 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1017 What happened to my straw man? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1018 Its 'Death and Taxes', not 'Death or Taxes'. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1019 Yes, it's called a 'wrongful death' suit, but don't take that personally. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1020 Relax, we've been through this billions of times. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1021 I realize that you've been doing it for millennia, I just don't think that's a viable defense... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1022 You should know better than anyone that when you don't pay your taxes, this sort of thing becomes inevitable. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1023 The prosecution claims they can connect you to any murder. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1024 Luckily, they can't extend prison sentences to eternity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1025 I'm also a tax attorney 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1026 I tried to tell you. "Friend of the corpse" is not a thing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1027 No, pessimism will not win your freedom! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1028 Yes, they're going to eye roll if you say, 'I'll see you in Hell.' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1029 Don't worry, I'm excellent at playing the devil's advocate 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1030 You've been sentenced to death. Then again, that's probably your call when it actually happens. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1031 A hung jury is a win for us. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1032 I'm not worried. In this county, you always get a jury that's mostly undead. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1033 The jury will never accept a plea of 'You could be next.' 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1034 Would it have killed you to have worn a suit? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1035 It's not a jury of your peers, but a jury of their fears. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1036 You might be sentenced to life... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1037 I don't think the preexisting condition defense is gonna fly. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1038 I think it was a mistake to call Famine, Pestilence, and War as your character witnesses... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1039 Watch carefully. I'm going to kill this. 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
1040 Anybody see you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1041 Worst case? You get life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1042 Remember, our position is "Scythes kill people." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1043 If there's no obit, they must acquit? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1044 When you say I'd better win this case, what exactly do you mean...? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1045 I think it would be in your best interest to avoid using your nickname. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1046 Are you looking for a hung jury? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1047 Let's use the Star Wars defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1048 I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you don't look like a public defender. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1049 I really think the jury is starting to see you less as the "Grim Reaper", and more as just "Death". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1050 I can't tell the judge that your name is also your job! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1051 They have eyewitnesses. There's no way they confused you with someone else. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1052 A death sentence is the least of our worries 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1053 I must advise you that it looks grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1054 This case is going to be the death of me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1055 Even with a consecutive life sentence, you'll be out in a day. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1056 no. I said death and taxes. Not death and illegal offshore tax shelters. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1057 Ditch the hoodie, just take the 5th. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1058 Just tell them you blacked out. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1059 I think keeping the scythe out of sight would be a very good idea. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
1060 We can probably assume that the death penalty is off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1061 I take it that the death penalty is not going to be an issue. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1062 I realize "he had it comin", but let's stick with self-defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1063 This is the one case where I advise leaving the hoodie on 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1064 A white robe would look better in the witness box. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1065 Could you not have worn something else to the hearing? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1066 Let's discuss the meaning of "life". 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1067 Your prospects are looking grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1068 You know, this time, it's not your place to judge. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1069 Just so you know, the death penalty is off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1070 When you're on the stand remember, it was Jimmy's scythe 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1071 You gotta lose the hoodie 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1072 The plaintiff is having trouble facing you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1073 We might have trouble finding sympathetic jurors. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1074 Your outcome is looking grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1075 We'll plead down to mankindslaughter. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1076 My clients don't usually ask for the death penalty 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1077 Remember, you've never owned a scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1078 We'll argue mistaken identity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1079 Our best hope is to do in the judge 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1080 Ironic, but it appears you will have to pay taxes. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1081 I don't think 'just doing my job' is a sound defense in this case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1082 Relax. You look nothing like the police sketch. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1083 Just this once take my advice and take down your profile picture and tone down your posts on Facebook. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1084 Trust me, no one will ever vote to convict. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1085 You realize seeking the death penalty for jaywalking is irregular. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1086 I strongly suggest you take the Fifth. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1087 Our "mistaken identity" defense seems to be working. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1088 I think you should plead the fifth dimension. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1089 Relax. I specialize in getting my clients the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1090 Listen buddy, I don't need my soul back. I expect my hourly rate in cash. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1091 Let's face it. Your future looks rather bleak. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1092 The jury isn't buying it -- cheating death just isn't a crime 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1093 They'll drop the charges if you help with these 7,000 cold cases. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1094 Well maybe you should have thought of that before you decided to shake hands with my witnesses. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1095 Tax evasion? Really? You of all people should know the certainty of taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1096 You're probably looking at the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1097 We cop a plea, I'll get you life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1098 Trust me. It's called the metaphor defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1099 They said you'll be given a fate worse than you 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1100 Unfortunately, the “inevitability of death” is not a valid legal defense to murder. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1101 Call me a traditionalist, but I prefer the black cap. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1102 If you get the death penalty that means you get of scott free 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1103 Don't show too much emotion. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1104 What exactly do you mean by 'a more hands-on approach'? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1105 Just doing your job, right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1106 The brothers will accept $50,000 and you agree to be called simply "The Reaper" from now on. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1107 When I said 'delete your profile', I meant Facebook. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1108 I can promise you one thing, you won't get life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1109 The defense rests in peace. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1110 So we'll petition the court to vacate the ruling. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1111 How do you look at yourself in the mirror? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1112 I'll ask for an adjournment to save face 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1113 I think it's better if you don't testify. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1114 You don't have much of a murder case here, I think we should go with insanity. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1115 I suppose the Legend of Sleepy Hillow defense is an idea 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1116 I know its not a jury of your peers... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1117 Please stop challenging the prosecutor to a game of chess. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1118 No expression is not a suitable substitute for a first impression 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1119 Remember, don't approach the bench. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1120 This case is the least of my problems? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1121 So, you are OK with the death penalty? 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
1122 Why didn't you tell me about the scythe? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1123 Credibility..may be an issue. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1124 Don't worry, they only got you on tax evasion. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1125 If we can convince them you're Death, they'll probably give you Life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1126 Don’t worry – just last week I got Pestilence off on a misdemeanor. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1127 I've never seen anything like it -- seven billion restraining orders. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1128 They're demanding the you penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1129 I guess a death sentence is redundant. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1130 You promised to wear a tie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1131 Enough with this alias stuff. No one's gonna believe you're the Grime Reaper. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1132 Well, looks like you're getting life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1133 And why, exactly, should we appeal the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1134 Well good thing for you you didn't kill all the lawyers 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1135 Next time try to remember: Death AND taxes 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1136 I don't suppose you could manage to show up in a pure-as-the-driven-snow color tomorrow? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1137 I think you're looking at life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1138 Are you crazy, of course we want the death sentence! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1139 I think the best we can hope for is a hung jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1140 Yes, I do see the irony of having to appear in tax court. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1141 You want life? Listen, I'm a good defense attorney, but not that good! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1142 You're in luck--all their witnesses have mysteriously died. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1143 I'll call you as an expert witness during the penalty phase. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1144 I'm your third lawyer. What happened to the other two? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1145 Sorry, I forgot to tell you h-o-o-d-i-e is spelled g-u-i-l-t-y in here. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1146 What's the worst that could happen? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1147 You're being charged with 100 billion murders. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1148 Try to tone it down. I don't think yelling 'I'll see you in hell' at the prosecutor is going to help your case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1149 Any sentence will be an death sentence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1150 If they ask about Scalia, plead the Fifth. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1151 What do you mean you can't do life? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1152 What do you mean who's taking over the case once I'm gone? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1153 Keep a straight face. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1154 And you stole the scythe? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1155 Honestly, I wouldn't worry so much about the speeding tickets. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1156 About my bill, I prefer cash. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1157 Mr. Reaper, the judge is going to send you away for a long time unless you send him away for a long time...if you get my drift. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1158 No, no...it's the other way around: stare at the prosecutor, not the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1159 I don't mean to rain on your parade, but the death penalty is serious. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1160 Stop saying things look grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1161 Trust me, changing your name to "Morose Reaper" will endear you to this jury! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1162 Excuse me your honor. My client just lost his head for a moment. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1163 Here's the offer - you plead to one count of murder, and no contest to the other 6,999,999,999 counts. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1164 Death penalty? You'll be fine. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1165 Let's take the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1166 I'm afraid the hoodie is a dead giveaway. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1167 Remember to say, you 'kindly' stopped for him. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1168 You're early--the penalty phase comes after the verdict." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1169 No, the death penalty is not off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1170 Your case looks grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1171 Let's skip the race card and play the death card instead. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1172 I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to wait until after the sentencing. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1173 Jurors like humility. Don't keep saying that you're certain. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1174 Yes, I remember specifically asking you to wear a suit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1175 I'll get it reduced to life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1176 I am afraid I will not be be able to represent you post-mortem 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1177 Nothing is certain, Mr. Death, but taxes. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1178 No, I'm afraid that won't work - they'll see right through you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1179 Is life-without-parole really an option for you? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1180 I thought I advised you not to wear your hoodie. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1181 The judge is insisting that to dismiss "prima facie" you actually have to have a face. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1182 Am I here for you or are you here for me? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1183 The chances of a conviction are grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1184 Please don't do your victory dance if they find you guilty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1185 Knock off the "Your time is at hand". A simple "yes or no your honor" is enough. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1186 Leave it on: nameless and faceless relates more to Everyman. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1187 What do you mean, you WANT life? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1188 The hoodie scares people. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1189 Reap what you sow 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1190 Remember, always make eye contact with the Jury, I think we are winning them over 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1191 It would be going better if you'd stopped tweeting during the trial. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1192 So, the guy was already dead when you got there? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1193 I think we should ask for the death penalty 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1194 You "kindly stopped" for her? What does that even mean? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1195 Guess who's turning state's evidence against you--your good buddy, Taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1196 Thanks for leaving the scythe in the car. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1197 Can we prove the reaping was an accident? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1198 It's nothing personal, but I think I'd like to represent myself from now on. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1199 You have to give them Taxes, it's our only chance. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1200 That's so hollow... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1201 It looks like the prosecutor is going to offer you life 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1202 Just try to not smirk or roll your eyes under cross examination. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1203 They can prove you're responsible for multiple deaths. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1204 One thing is certain: you're going to have to pay your taxes, Death. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1205 All I'm saying is that the eyewitness identification would be much less persuasive if you had worn a suit and tie like I asked. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1206 A 'hung jury' isn't what you think it means 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1207 I really didn't think I was doing that badly. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1208 If your found guilty you could get life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1209 It's looking kind of grim... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1210 I'm afraid the worst option has your name on it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1211 You're gonna be the death of me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1212 When I call you to the stand, leave the scythe under the table, OK? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1213 Whatever you do, don't look at the jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1214 Don't be so grim; you can only get life without parole. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1215 The hood's ok, but you'll have to take the sunglasses off. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1216 They're asking for 10 to 20, but I think we can bargain them up to death. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1217 It is, too, a jury of your peers; we're in Texas. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1218 Plead guilty and you'll get life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1219 As your attorney, I advise you to keep the hood on. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1220 Frankly, I think you should accept the plea bargain and opt for life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1221 The death penalty has no effect here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1222 They are going to ask you why the email server was in your basement. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1223 Don't worry, you have a solid alibi. Someone else somewhere died at the same time as this victim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1224 You keep saying hung jury like it's a good thing. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1225 The good news is they've ruled out the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1226 Didn't I advise against wearing the hoodie in court? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1227 In the ultimate irony, they're going to sentence you to life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1228 Probably better not to mention your boss by name or even location. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1229 I'm not gonna lie. The odds look pretty grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1230 Try to keep a straight face. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1231 Sorry. It's not that your too grim, it's the hoody... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1232 I don't think that holding out for "life" in prison is a reasonable option. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1233 I'm dead serious... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1234 You're making jury selection rather difficult. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1235 How long have you been in mort-gage law? 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
1236 I think our best bet is to plead down to justifiable homicide. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1237 It doesn't matter if it is for your job, no contact means no contact. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1238 Trust me, the scythe wouldn't have played well with this jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1239 How many times do we have to go over this? It's you AND taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1240 Relax. They couldn't find any DNA on the scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1241 You really gotta stop making eye contact with the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1242 I'm willing to try a plea bargain of life in prison, but I don't think the judge will buy it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1243 Death be not proud. Let's settle. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1244 Next time wear a tie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1245 So you will plead guilty as charged for doing your job? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1246 I told you.....no eye contact with the jury! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1247 Relax, there is no Life penalty in Texas. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1248 Yes--I'm pretty certain you needed to pay taxes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1249 Your looking at a life sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1250 Santa Claus I could get off. You, not so much. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1251 If the hood doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1252 When you’re called to the stand, don’t shake anyone’s hand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1253 It would be good if you smiled more. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1254 I understand that you're the Grim Reaper, but the judge thinks he's God. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1255 Ok good news: she gets the house, but you get the Anne Geddes Calendar collection 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1256 It's important to make eye contact with the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1257 Just let me do the talking. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1258 Remember - we're going for Harmless Reaper. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1259 And try not to ask the judge where he got his robe this time. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1260 Here we are... Death and Taxes 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1261 If only we could remove juror #6 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1262 At least try looking remorseful. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1263 Please don't look the jurors in the eye. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1264 I really feel like you should have worn a suit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1265 Remember, if they ask about the Black Plague, plead the Fifth. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1266 I really don't think claiming self-defense is a good idea. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1267 We're *this* close to a mistrial, Dave... can you dial it down a notch? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1268 Apparently your scythe is not deductible. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1269 The good news is all one hundred and two billion sentences are to run concurrently 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1270 I recommend avoiding eye contact with the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1271 You're going to have to face facts! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1272 I don't think they'll go for involuntary manslaughter. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1273 I told you to wear a suit. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1274 I'll move for a mistrial. If the judge says no, you kill everyone but me. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1275 You could get life, but you don't want that, do you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1276 Forget about it. He's NOT going to give you life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1277 Here's the good news, you don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1278 At least you'll have your own row. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1279 Remember, you don't even know what a scythe looks like. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1280 No, the glove defense has already been used. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1281 No, no, no - You're GETTING the death penalty 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1282 Try not to look so guilty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1283 Remember to wipe that silly grin off your face when you are on the stand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1284 It's not me who's on trial here, Mr. Reaper. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1285 Your outfit doesn't exactly scream "Innocent." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1286 Look, I don't want you coming across like just another empty suit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1287 They've offered to take the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1288 There's no jury alive that will convict you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1289 The DA assured me the death penalty is off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1290 I'd say your best bet is to remain silent. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1291 Insider training IS a faceless crime. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1292 ‘No Lives Matter’ won’t hold up in court. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1293 The defense rests... FOREVER! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1294 We will maintain that this is a case of mistaken identity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1295 Well, they are asking for the death penalty, but the good news is that they don't quite know how that would work in your case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1296 The jury is watching you every moment. Try not to look so grim... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1297 My soul? Yeah, I'm afraid the Devil got dibs on that one. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1298 Frankly, I don't think we have a ghost of a chance. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1299 The death penalty is off the table, not that it matters. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1300 Best case scenario, we get a hung jury 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1301 Remember what we rehearsed--you were on holiday. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1302 In your case the sentence would be dinner with Donald Trump 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1303 They can't prove a thing without the scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1304 I don't think they believe this was your first offense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1305 There is a real possibility you could get the live penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1306 Sometimes I get lost just looking into your eyes. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1307 When the prosecution says it "rests," stop saying "in peace" afterwards. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1308 You can't use that alibi. They will see right through you! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1309 'I was only doing my job,' probably won't help much. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1310 Yes, but Johnnie Cochran's not around any more. And whose fault is that? 1.5000 0.20300 14 9 3 2
1311 No, getting the death penalty is not a good thing. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1312 We probably can't argue mistaken identity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1313 Taxes got life but you'll probably get time served. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1314 Before you get all excited, that's not what a "hung jury" means. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1315 And you're absolutely sure it was his time...right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1316 I'm sorry you didn't get the death penalty. I tried. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1317 The good news is the prosecution will have a difficult time finding witnesses. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
1318 Gasp! The hood fits. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1319 Well, what kind of penalty did you expect? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1320 Lets see how do I put this,I think the jury finds you off putting 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1321 So you want our plea bargain to be that you'll accept a death sentence? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1322 I thought I told you to wear a tie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1323 I'm not the one on trial here you know. I don't appreciate your attitude. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1324 Yes Grim, you have a Constitutional Right to testify, however I still urge you not to do so. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1325 They're sentencing you to ten years in paradise. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1326 Ever since the plague, public opinion is running way against you - our best bet is a plea bargain. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1327 I told you not to wear a hoodie to court. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1328 This may result in a redundancy. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1329 The case is looking pretty grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1330 Remember, try to smile with your voice. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1331 Please don't tell the sentencing judge that you're a long term advocate of the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1332 Bad news, there's no death penalty in this state. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1333 I think leaving your scythe in the cloakroom was a smart move. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1334 I hope the prosecution doesn't try to show that there is a pattern here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1335 I hear the jury is considering a life sentence... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1336 Not to worry. They don't call him the hanging judge for nothing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1337 Remember, you were just doing your job. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1338 "Til death do us part" does NOT give you carte blanche. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1339 How about, “His hands are so brittle; you must vote acquittal”? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1340 Just try to sound sympathetic 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1341 For the last time, you're not pleading the "scythe"! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1342 It's going to be tough—the IRS is as certain of their case as we are of ours. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1343 "I'm the only judge around here," said Death to his lawyer. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1344 Honestly, I don't think that you should testify. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1345 I don't think anyone has ever plea bargained FOR the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1346 We need to get the jury on our side. Look them in the eyes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1347 Yes, death is considered a penalty here. 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
1348 When I put you on the stand, don't look so grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1349 I asked you to not wear the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1350 Well, when you think about, the death penalty is not all that bad for you really. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1351 Don't worry, you're not the most guilty person I've defended. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1352 The judge strikes the jurors, not you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1353 My job is to get you outta here alive. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1354 If I get you out of this, can you promise me I'll never see you again? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1355 Inevitability and taxes are not the best legal strategy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1356 Deny, deny, deny 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1357 Income tax evasion? Really? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1358 No, I'm afraid we can't use Faust as a character witness. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1359 I get you the death penalty and you're complaining? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1360 The judge has to sentence you to death or life in prison. Either way, you're OK. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1361 Honestly, let me handle this. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1362 I don't understand. YOU are the statute of limitations. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1363 I was just doing my job is not really a good defense in this case 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1364 Traditionally, you don't show up until after the governor denies clemency. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1365 Case deceased. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1366 After everything, I can't believe they indicted you for tax fraud. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1367 Jack the Ripper is not the sort of character witness I had in mind. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1368 Are you worried you will be or won't be sentenced to death?! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1369 Should I ask for the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1370 I can get you a deal if you can live with it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1371 I may be going out on a limb here but I'm going to assume the death penalty won't be a major problem for you. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
1372 Don't worry, giving you the death penalty would be suicide. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1373 I think I have a conflict of interest. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1374 Did they see your face? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1375 You"re late! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1376 I think our best chance is to claim racial profiling. We should be able to get the 'black guy in a hoodie' description thrown out. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1377 They're arguing that the plaintiff's life was not yours to take. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1378 The death penalty is definitely on the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1379 So it's not technically a hoodie. It still gives the jury an impression of menace. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1380 My affairs? Of course they're in order. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1381 I'll handle the witness; you handle the judge. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1382 I think if we can get the scythe thrown out we have a chance 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1383 Didn't you get the suit I left with your doorman? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1384 I've told you repeatedly, the death penalty is not a plea deal. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1385 You don't have to worry about the death sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1386 It'll be a hung jury anyway. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1387 I must warn you. Juries never find disappearing acts convincing, 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1388 I'd lose the hood. Show them you've nothing to hide. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1389 So you'll plead if you can get the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1390 This trial will be the death of me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1391 Well, one' thing's for sure. We don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1392 Your best option is to take the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1393 He's suing you for unlawful termination. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1394 The district attorney is going to ask for life. He says the death penalty is too good for you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1395 You don't have any lips, so let me do the talking. Let me do the talking. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1396 There are pluses and minuses to taking the stand in one’s own defense. In your case I would go with the minuses. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1397 Not bringing the scythe into court was a good call. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
1398 My advice is lose the hood. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1399 I've been hoodwinked! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1400 You know, the blue cloak makes you seem honest. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1401 Tie! I asked you to please wear a tie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1402 Remember what we talked about. Try to be a little less grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1403 It's The People vs. the Undertaker. There's no way they win. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1404 The jury needs to see your lighter side. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1405 Sorry, but the jury isn't literally hung. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1406 When you told me you wanted to file for divorce, I didn't realize she literally sucked the life out of you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1407 No, the death penalty would be redundant. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1408 No, the State won't let you self-administer. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1409 The court's landmark decision in United States v. Death led to the break-up of the world's largest monopoly. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1410 I think I can get them to take the death penalty off the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1411 We can't excuse those who oppose the death penalty. You are the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1412 Remember, you only did it to get out of the 'hood. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1413 We really need to stress to the jury that a guilty verdict would be against the best interests of everyone involved. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1414 Actually, a habeas corpus motion just might work. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1415 I'll do my best, but 187 trillion counts of murder is going to be tough. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1416 How do you even get ticketed on the Highway to Hell? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1417 Don't worry--without the scythe they have nothing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1418 Our case is simple. Facebook has no right to reject you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1419 I understand that you were just doing your job, but 'prior bad acts' are admissable. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1420 That's not what they mean by "Death Tax". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1421 I like that I'm not the most unpopular person in the courtroom for once. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1422 I think I can get them down to afterlife without parole. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1423 Avoid saying "dead right" and "dead wrong" when you are on the stand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1424 The judge is asking for continuance again. Looks like another set of jury members died of "natural causes" last night. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1425 It's probably best if you don't point your scythe at jurors and say "you're next." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1426 Face it, you're dead. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1427 Ok, now try to look alive during the cross examination. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1428 We'll plead mitigating circumstances - you were just doing your job... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1429 I think plea bargaining for "life" would be pushing it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1430 No, you cannot threaten the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1431 Of course they took it away from you. What do you expect? You just harvested half the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1432 Now would be a good time to show a little emotion. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1433 I'm not sure 'Just doing my job.' is really the best defense here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1434 Your character witnesses just aren't panning out. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1435 I can see the headline now: Death Gets Life 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1436 Ironically, they want to give you life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1437 Didn't I specifically tell you to wear dress attire and definitely no hoodies. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1438 The last thing you need to worry about is a death sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1439 I think 'It's my job' won't work as a line of defense here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1440 Don't point! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1441 You're right again -- another 12 more jurors suddenly died. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
1442 Just play dead - I'll do all the talking.. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1443 And for Pete's sake, don't make eye contact with anyone on the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1444 Relax. This isn't my first wrongful death case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1445 You're black and wearing a hoodie -- you haven't got a chance of acquittal 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1446 The prosecution says you should be on their table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1447 Lawyer: "Remember, they were dead when you got there." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1448 So, let's assume the death penalty is off the table... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1449 If I’m going to get you off, you have to lose the hoodie. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1450 When you glance at the jurors you need to look less grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1451 You're late, and Taxes had to testify with minimal preparation. Everyone in the defendant's shoes usually gets a life sentence, but now I'm not so certain. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1452 On the bright side, you'll feel right at home on death row. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1453 Would it have killed you to wear a tie? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1454 To pick a jury of your peers, we need bottom feeders: foreclosure buyers, eviction specialists and conservative think tank linguistics artists who praise the need "tax relief." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1455 Look, it's nothing personal, that's just what the penalty is called. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
1456 Chances are, you'll really like Death Row. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1457 You're scaring the hell out of the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1458 I just got off the phone with the D.A. She said she'll put the death penalty back on the table, if that's what you really want. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1459 With your history of priors, I have to advise you to take the plea. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1460 Self defense? Each time? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1461 You're telling me you're not afraid of the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1462 Striking jurors is my job, not yours 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1463 I don't think that,'It was his time', is an adequate defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1464 Tomorrow I think you should go with the orange jumpsuit. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1465 There's not a soul in this place willing to testify on your behalf. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1466 Has anyone seen your face? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1467 I assume you have no problem with the death penalty? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1468 It looks good. So far it's Scrooge's word against yours. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1469 Relax. Each juror will only be thinking about the net time they meet you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1470 That's right -- the defense RESTS. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1471 Maybe the police planted the scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1472 Let's make sure we get you a suit for the next court date. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1473 Well at least the death penalty is off the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1474 What do you mean you have something to confess? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1475 We actually GO for the death penalty--then double jeopardy on appeal. Agreed? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1476 Just cutting grass? No, that's not credible. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1477 Their case is mostly circumstantial. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1478 It's wrongful, Death. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1479 I tried to get you off, but they're insisting the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1480 It may be a case of mistaken identity 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1481 Relax. Without the scythe, they haven't got a prayer. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1482 As your counsel, I strongly advise you not to always close your statements with 'because I can'. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1483 I strongly recommend against taking the stand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1484 Don't look so guilty! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1485 I don't think a change of venue will help. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1486 It means, 'Show me the body.' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1487 I'm going for the death sentence. It's your only way out. 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
1488 I don't think we can find a jury of your peers. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1489 Don't look directly at the jury, they'll consider it confrontational... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1490 When they ask what you do for a living, plead the fifth. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
1491 They're checking for precedent on Habeas Spiritus. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1492 Here comes the jury. Try not to look so grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1493 Stop looking at me like that! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1494 A death penalty is a reach. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1495 Don't worry. If the scythe doesn't fit, they must acquit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1496 It's not like they can give you the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1497 The good news is they've agreed to have your 11 billion life sentences run concurrently. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1498 I really don't think that it is a good idea to put you on the stand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1499 Relax..you're in good hands. I got Taxes off on a technicality last week. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1500 I know you feel cheated, but this is a good deal. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1501 I'm afraid they may sentence you to life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1502 Couldn't you have worn something else? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1503 The good news is they might sentence you to death. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1504 I think we'll be able to avoid a life sentence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1505 Because he was just so annoying? That's our defense? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1506 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I asked you to dress modestly for court today. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1507 Our strategy is simple-- go for the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1508 We're going to go with the death sentence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1509 They have to acquit. The sickle doesn't fit. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1510 But seriously, I love your work. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1511 Mr. Reaper, I don't think that hoodie helps your image with the jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1512 First we get the jury to like you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1513 If we plea, we can avoid the life penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1514 Remember, you never touched the guy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1515 We'll plead insanity, because you have no head. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1516 It's not genocide if you killed without regard to race, creed or color. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1517 I don't think calling War, Pestilence, and Famine as character witnesses is going to help. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1518 When the judge says "death", that means a penalty, not an occupation. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1519 You want to plead 'guilty as sin?' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1520 We can make the motion, but I'm pretty sure it's still going to be called life imprisonment. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1521 Yes, but they can't prove that it's YOUR scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1522 For the last time, traffic violations don't warrant the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1523 None of the plaintiffs will be testifying. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1524 We need to do better than "it's my job." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1525 The best we can hope for is the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1526 I thought we agreed on the frilly pink blouse. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1527 The situation looks grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1528 Next time, just let me ask the judge if we can strike the juror. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1529 Life without parole in your case is worse than death as I calculate it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1530 Please speak up. I can't read your lips 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1531 OK Grimm, please don't go ruin your defense by saying how soooo pro-death penalty you are. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1532 It's not looking good. They want to give you life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1533 As co-counsel, I insist we seek the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1534 After we close this case, I don't want to ever see you again, got it? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1535 Yes, pleading guilty will get you life. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1536 Jumping the gun a little, aren't you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1537 I told you to ditch the hoodie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1538 Try not to look at the jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1539 Bad news. The police found the scythe. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1540 The judge may ask you to take your hood off, but don't. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1541 Best-case scenario, I get you the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1542 We need a change of venue--any place that's not Florida. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1543 He'll commute your sentence if you give him ten years. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1544 Look, it was a politician. You did us all a favor. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1545 Don't worry. Time is on our side. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1546 Look, just try to appear upbeat. This jury looks sympathetic. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1547 The witness expired on New Year's Eve...'know anything about that? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1548 I distinctly remember asking you not to wear that. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1549 Just plead 'Guilty'. It's only the death penalty... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1550 That special place for lawyers--I don't go there, right? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1551 No, I've already explained this: "I was just following orders" isn't a legitimate defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1552 The best we can hope for is a sentence of life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1553 I represent the IRS. And you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1554 Stop laughing whenever they mention the death penalty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1555 I suggest a different outfit at trial. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1556 I know it's what you do, but would it kill you to wear a suit just this once? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1557 Life without parole is your best bet 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1558 What are your credentials for being a death penalty expert? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1559 The bad news is they have a lot of witnesses against you - the good news is none of them are available to testify. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1560 Take the plea and we'll have you out in half an eternity. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1561 No, I do not think the other lawyer's nickname is scarier than yours. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1562 At least they can't sentence you to death. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1563 Your chances for acquittal look grim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1564 Bad news, they found a scythe with your fingerprints on them. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1565 I didn't say "let's" get rid of Juror No. 7. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1566 We are going to ask for the death penalty and have you remanded into your own custody. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1567 Your attire is inappropriate for an alleged serial killer. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1568 It'd really help if you stopped dressing like that. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1569 Try to maintain eye contact with the jury. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1570 Let's tell the judge that you were only doing your job. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1571 We're having some trouble finding impartial jurors. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1572 I don't think the cloak is helping you with the jury... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1573 Of course We'll appeal it if they give you "Life." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1574 Our only chance is a hung jury. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1575 You really are the client from hell 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1576 I think your Facebook profile is going to hurt us. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1577 I don't feel like I am representing you in the best light. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1578 “I say we plea bargin for the death penalty." - the Grim Reaper is actually the lawyer (my fave) or the other guy could be the lawyer (it's a two-for!). 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1579 I specifically asked you not to wear a hoodie to court. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1580 Your chances of acquittal are grim. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1581 No, I don't have any books on black magic. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1582 You may prejudice the jury 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1583 Public defenders can't afford to dress you for court. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1584 With any luck, the prosecutor will go for the Death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1585 Don't worry, if you've killed as many people as you say then death row is a cinch. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1586 You've got a bit of an image problem. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1587 You realize that the death penalty isn't available in civil cases, don't you? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1588 I don't care who you are. I still have to execute your case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1589 Im not sure how to tell you this.... but they gave you death. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1590 Oh man, you smell like... forget it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1591 I’m sorry. I thought you would be okay with pleading to the death penalty. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1592 You're not proud, are you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1593 Will you stop asking for the death penalty! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1594 He's going to ask for whom the bell tolls. Whatever you do, don't answer! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1595 I know, but please just say, "Not guilty, Your Honor." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1596 Being sick of talking heads is not a defense. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1597 I didn't realize Hell had a law school. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1598 There latest deal is eternal misery in the burning fires of hell, plus life. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1599 Is that your only suit? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1600 I told you not to wear your work clothes. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1601 I should warn you that everyone is trying to cheat you 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1602 Only YOU could think the death penalty is a slap on the wrist. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1603 It could be worse, it could be the death sentence... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1604 Let's see if I can talk them down to accessory after the fact. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1605 Look whose calling who an "empty suit"..... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1606 They're offering you life, but we can probably talk them up from there. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1607 You could be looking at life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1608 They're sentencing you to life. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1609 Now, whenever I object, I want you to give an innocent look to the jury. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
1610 Juror #4 is asking that you stop staring at her like that. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1611 We're all requesting a continuance 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1612 Your request for a chess match has been denied. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1613 We're changing your name. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1614 I'm sorry, the best I can get you is life. 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
1615 Worst case, they give you life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1616 I'm sorry to say this case is taking a grave turn. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1617 I think we're okay, we've got 3 Zombies on the Jury 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1618 Wait - I thought I was here to defend you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1619 If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: you reap what you sow. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1620 Remember "just doing my job" is not an affirmative defense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1621 I think we have to drop the self-defense plea. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1622 what do you mean anything but the "death" sentence ??? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1623 I completely agree. There's no way they'll recognize you without the scythe. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
1624 Could you try to look less grim? 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
1625 We have to play the 'troubled childhood' card. 1.4545 0.15746 11 6 5 0
1626 Hey man, If you had just paid your taxes, we wouldn't be here..... 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
1627 With this jury, you could get life. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
1628 I would consider "aggravated stalking" a win. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
1629 All of our witnesses are dead. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
1630 It will be easier now that we succeeded in getting a separate trial for Taxes. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
1631 Clients don't usually ask me to argue for "Death". 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
1632 They're blaming you for the hung jury too. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
1633 When the Prosecution asks you to take the stand, do that evil laugh thing. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1634 No, despite what you may think, a hung jury does not mean you can go back to work. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1635 My strategy is to just buy us a little more time. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1636 Can you get me out of this? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1637 I think I can get them to take death off the table. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1638 Take my advice and don't smile at any of the jurors. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
1639 They found a scythe at the scene. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1640 Understand, you're looking at life. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
1641 Cheer up, you could get life. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1642 It's about who you didn't kill. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1643 I AM the death penalty 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1644 Suppose I plead guilty to taxes. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
1645 The judge believes he can try you in absentia. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
1646 This looks tough. Do you have any character witnesses we could call? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1647 It's looking grim, Reaper. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
1648 I think we have a pretty good shot at a mistrial. You're scaring the crap out of the jurors. 1.4167 0.22891 12 9 1 2
1649 Don't let them intimidate you! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1650 Worse case scenario, they give you life. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1651 Stop looking so grim and we can win this. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1652 Try not to look so vacuous when you testify. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1653 I'll be brief... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1654 Remember, no eye contact with the jury. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1655 I don't think parole is an option here, buddy. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1656 The good news is if you take the stand we might end up with a hung jury. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
1657 I know its your image - but you have to ditch the hoodie! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1658 I told you to lose the 'hoodie', and wear a suit. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1659 We're down to 7 million first degrees and 3 counts of manslaughter. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1660 I think we have a good shot at avoiding a life sentence. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1661 Remember, we're trying to highlight your cuddly side 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1662 To be honest, I'd be surprised if you get life. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1663 If any of your past is found admissible, you'll have to take a plea. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1664 You sure you want to enter a guilty plea...You'll be sentenced to 'Life'. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1665 If you're sure they won't testify against you, then don't take the deal. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1666 Just don't touch me until after the verdict is read. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1667 We may be looking at life! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1668 The judge doesn't see why you need to be in the witness protection program! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1669 Not gonna lie, Mr. Reaper. It looks grim. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1670 Don't worry...the death penalty is off the table, the most you can get is life. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1671 The statute of limitations has expired on your case against Methuselah. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1672 Scalia? He's the one in the middle, next to Roberts. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1673 It's tricky--you might get the death penalty. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1674 Just because I wear hoodie, people assume I'm guilty. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1675 Calling you "He-who-must-not-be-named" might weaken your defense. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1676 I'd like to save you until the end. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1677 I don't think we should put you on the stand 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1678 Sorry you have to go empty-handed. My client took the life sentence deal. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1679 File a motion to kill this next witness. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1680 It's not the hoodie itself that I'm worried about. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
1681 Pretend like you're holding an invisible baseball and the gloves won't fit. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1682 It would have helped if you hadn't shown up looking like death warmed over. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1683 I assume you're okay with the death penalty. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1684 Can't you just hang the jury? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1685 As your accountant, I told you it was inevitable. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1686 What are you pleading? Not guilty or not here? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1687 We're going to go with an identity theft defense. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1688 We have to prove they weren't premeditated. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1689 Not your actual work suit - a suit you would wear to work. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1690 Unfortunately that's not what they mean by habeus corpus. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1691 Well, the fact that you're already dead might work in our favor. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1692 Bad luck; this judge is pro-life. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1693 This is your first offense, right? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1694 Good news! He's a hanging judge! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1695 I really thought his time was up! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1696 As your lawyer, I'm advising you not to say anything about your support for the death penalty. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1697 Finding an unbiased jury might be a problem. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1698 No. The death penalty is not just a time out. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1699 If we're lucky...they"ll offer a death sentence 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1700 You do the final argument. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1701 'Now look, that makes two judges, four jury members and one bailiff. I think they get your message, OK ?' 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1702 It's looking pretty grim. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1703 Just say you are self employed. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1704 As your tax attorney, I have to tell you, the outcome looks pretty certain. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
1705 I think a saffron robe would look friendlier. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1706 I don't suppose we'll be able to find any character witnesses. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1707 o.k. - just try to look innocent like we practiced. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1708 I hear you, but innocent until proven guilty just isn't going to work for us here. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
1709 What was it you said your name was again? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1710 Well, we can't really deny that you did it. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1711 In your case, you'll receive the life penalty. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1712 You're not helping! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1713 For the trial I said formal dress not normal! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1714 Remember to give the jury your killer smile. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1715 Now's your last chance: Have you ever killed anyone before? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1716 So, ummm, how do you feel about the death penalty? I would advise you to refrain from calling the death penalty, simply another day at the office. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1717 If only we didn't have jurors 3 and 7 ... just sayin'. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1718 I still think a suit and tie would work better. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1719 I'm going to push the rationale that a death sentence would be superfluous. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1720 You do realize this may mean life. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1721 How is it not a penalty? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1722 Just a reminder, the death penalty is on the table. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1723 Hard to find a sympathetic jury. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1724 Try not to appear excited when they ask for capital punishment. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1725 I told you to stop pointing at Juror #5. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1726 Yes I think at least one juror is intimidated 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1727 "Don't be offended if they refer to you as an empty suit. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1728 You're looking at life, pal. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1729 I'm sorry, there is no death penalty in this state. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1730 Just remember, they cheated you. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1731 Concurrent or consecutive sentences: does it matter? 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
1732 Um, yes I did say wear a dark suit. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1733 I advise you to take the 5th, as well as the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1734 It's a deposition...not an inquisition 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1735 The restraining order is for stalking. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1736 You'll have to dump the hoodie if you want to impress this judge. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1737 You promised the next time we're called in front of the Senate, I could wear it! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1738 Lucky for you everyone's wearing them. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1739 To tell you the truth, I don't know how they would handle the death penalty in your case. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1740 Well, maybe if you didn't look so grim, we could get the jury on our side. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1741 Looks like your only chance is a hung jury. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1742 I doubt you'll get life 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1743 I agree, losing the scythe should help your defense 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1744 I'll assume you will be seeking the death penalty. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1745 Stop it. I’ll handle jury selection. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1746 Would it kill you to wear a suit? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1747 They're enhancing the charge to aggravated reap. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
1748 "sure, but I don't think self defense is on the table". 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1749 I'm afraid you got life. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1750 Don't worry, I've never lost a case on facial insufficiency. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1751 Sorry to waste your time but we decided to go for Life without parole. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1752 Yes, I'm sure 'absence of malice' will not be effective here! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1753 Coincidence? You've identified at every crime scene! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1754 No, I don't think calling The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as character witnesses is a good idea. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1755 Great, give them the vacant look when they ask you where you were the night of the murder. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1756 You'll get off no problem- I was on O.J.'s defense team. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1757 I'm with the I.R.S. And you are...? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1758 With the number of prior convictions, I recommend you plead. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1759 You needn't ring your death knell every time I say "I object". 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1760 No problem. The death penalty would be double jeopardy. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1761 You're looking at 100 billion counts, but I'm pretty sure I can get the Hitler charge dropped. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1762 I know there's nothing wrong with a hoodie, but could you try to wear a suit when you testify? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1763 Nice to finally meet you face to hole. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1764 I'm not sure calling Pestilence, War and Famine as character witnesses was the best idea. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1765 I don't think you have to worry, they have taken the death penalty off the table. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1766 Damn. It's Prima facie. Death and taxes. 1.4000 0.26667 10 8 0 2
1767 Given ALL of your priors, I have to say, it doesn't look good. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1768 Lucky for you, it's a hung jury. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1769 If nobody turns up the scythe, you could walk. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
1770 Death penalty? You’ll have to be more specific. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
1771 I'll do the talking. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1772 No, I don't think the robe makes you look "judicial." 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
1773 The plaintiff is claiming a loss in future earnings 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1774 You couldn't have worn a suit? You just look guilty. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
1775 The line up was clearly biased. The witness couldn't even see your face. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1776 Remember, I'll do the talking. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1777 I have to be honest, it's going to be very hard for you to get a fair trial here in Florida. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1778 I told you, no hoodies in court. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1779 If you'll plead out the scythe charge, I can make the rest of it go away. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1780 It looks pretty grim. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
1781 You can relax, it's just the death penalty. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
1782 No, I don't think self-defense will work in this case 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1783 The bad news is the judge supports the You Penalty. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1784 You sure you want to stick with the Holy Ghost defense? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
1785 Don't worry. The prosecutor is an empty suit. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1786 It seems the witnesses are all deceased. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
1787 Let's plea bargain for the death penalty. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1788 The hoodie was not a good idea. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1789 At this time, I'd like to call the court's attention to my client's long history of charitable works in the community. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1790 My fault -- I did tell you to dress in business attire. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1791 I understand but you guys can't double park seven horses in this city! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1792 It's "So help me God." You don't have to mean it. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
1793 I don't think you're getting out of this unscythed 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1794 No, Mr. Reaper, 'till death us do part' is not considered plea bargaining. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1795 Let's make sure I understand. You want the death penalty. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1796 You've an appointment with me? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1797 Now, remember to keep your poker-face when you sit up there. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1798 You're right. The hoodie does make you less threatening. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
1799 They're not buying that it was an accident. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1800 You don't have a prayer. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1801 By the way... I have some bad news. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1802 Remember, I'll do all the talking. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1803 When the bailiff says "all rise", don't get cute. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1804 The way I see it, your a deadman. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1805 Don't worry, you'll get off, even I don't recognize you! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1806 I'm pretty sure we can wrangle joint custody of the kids, but she's probably going to get the pale horse. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1807 Let's open with a statement about all the times when you changed your mind. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1808 as your lawyer I have to tell you that your outlook is very Grimm 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
1809 A lawyer can do just so much. You need an image consultant and a stylist. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1810 I hear orange is the new black 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1811 Trust me; they haven't got a ghost of a chance. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1812 The vows clearly said you can just leave. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1813 Bad news from the DA: the death penalty is off the table. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1814 They're threatening to take Death off the table 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1815 No. You can't approach the witness. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
1816 Just give her the house and car before she starts bringing up the other stuff. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1817 On the plus side, capital punishment in this state is "beheading". 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1818 You really need to stop giggling every time the prosecutor mentions the death penalty. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1819 For the last time, stop referring to the jury as a "death panel." 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1820 Do you still have that buddy that can help you cheat death? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1821 Wipe that guilty look off your face. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1822 I plea bargained from attempted murder to practicing acupuncture without a license. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1823 I'm afraid that this state has abolished the death penalty. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
1824 Remember what I told you - NO giggling if you get the death penalty 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1825 So, no matter what happens, we’re still good, right? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1826 I guess no matter what, it's a Death sentence. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1827 Do you have to be so dramatic? It's only a parking ticket. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1828 Without the scythe, they're just pointing fingers too. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1829 Exactly what part of "suit and tie" didn't you get? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1830 It's worse than we thought. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1831 What's the worst you can get? Life? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1832 Relax, Ichabod, I'll get you off. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1833 I told you security would take your scythe. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1834 We are going for assisted suicide. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1835 Good news is the EMTs brought your victim back, so the charge is reduced from first degree murder to attempted murder. Bad news is with your prior record, you're looking at a pretty stiff sentence. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1836 Are you sure you don't want to plead and get life? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1837 It's in the bag - this state doesn't have a death penalty. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1838 I'm pretty sure that would be contempt of court. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1839 A suit and tie wouldn't kill you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1840 Yes, you can plead self-defense if you're not bothered by loud laughter. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1841 Bad news, the scythe is exhibit 1 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
1842 I'm sorry, but "somebody has to do it" is not a viable defense. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1843 The courtroom artist's going to struggle with you. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1844 Don't come out unless you hear "summary judgment". 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1845 I'm feeling good about a hung jury! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1846 Look right at number four when you say 'death penalty' and he'll come around. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1847 Remember, don't let them bait you on your involvement with the tobacco industry. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1848 If we lose it will be deja vu. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1849 I told you, no hoodies. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1850 I recommend you plead the scythe. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1851 I can only prove your innocence beyond a shadow of a doubt. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1852 I've always wondered....how do you eat? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1853 I asked you not to dress like the judge. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1854 Could you LOOK any more guilty? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1855 Why do I always have to be "taxes"? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1856 You definitely won't get life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1857 Putting on a good face is critical. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1858 If he asks if you have no sense of decency, plead the Fifth. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1859 What do you mean the sickle is the under the desk? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1860 Please stop giggling every time the word death is mentioned. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1861 But, all your peers are dead. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1862 No, you're doing the closing. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1863 I think I can get you a life sentence. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1864 I should tell you, the judge is not happy about those 100 billion dead bodies. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1865 Yes, I definitely recommend taking the 5th! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1866 I understand--but do your best to make eye contact with the jury anyway. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1867 In your case the death penalty is probably moot. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
1868 You should plea 'guilty' and hope for the death penalty. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
1869 I'm afraid the jury doesn't like the look of you either. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
1870 "Death comes for us all" is not a good defense. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
1871 "Keep a poker face". 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
1872 I thought we talked about the hoodie. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
1873 Thanks for not bringing your scythe. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1874 No worries, prior bad acts are excluded 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1875 They're not buying our "first time offender" plea. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1876 Things look pretty grim, Mr. Reaper. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1877 The judge says no hoodies. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1878 Your CPA is dead? Now you tell me? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1879 I'm having trouble reading your lips. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1880 You might want to ditch the hoodie 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1881 The Devil made you do it? That could be a defense! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1882 I'm going to try to get him to waive the death penalty but you'll have to plead guilty to aggravated assault with a sickle. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1883 You didn't tell me about your record. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1884 It's a hung jury. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1885 If we plea, I can get you life. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1886 Wait, I'm getting life? This should be interesting. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1887 Relax--you know you'll never serve life. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1888 That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to wear a killer outfit. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1889 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1890 I think it's best you don't testify. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1891 Why yes, I do see you getting life without parole as being rather ironic 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1892 The death penalty is the least of your worries. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1893 They want to impose the Life Penalty. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1894 Stick to the story. You are personally opposed to the death penalty. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1895 How ironic - they're asking for the death penalty. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1896 My last lawyer seemed more optimistic! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1897 Now, let me get this straight ... you prefer to settle out of court and bargain with the devil? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1898 Let the jury look you straight in the eye. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1899 Don't throw yourself upon the mercy of the court. Remember, you want the death penalty. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1900 Your win would be my loss. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1901 As your attorney I have to advise you against telling each member of the court the date of their demise. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1902 No, punishable by death does not mean you get to pick your own sentence. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1903 You look surprised.. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1904 I don't want to harp on this, so to speak, but your hoodie is sending the wrong message. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1905 The judge thinks he saw you in a Bergman movie. Yes or no. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
1906 Yes, the judge and jury are aware that your arresting officers and the district attorney all passed away this week. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
1907 Don't worry - they can't possibly give you a life sentence. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
1908 I need you to say you feared for your safety. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1909 The trial ahead is looking Grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1910 Remember to tell the truth but don't bring up that death stuff 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1911 Bad idea telling the jury ‘All will come to me in the end’ 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1912 Sorry, no habeas corpus without a corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1913 Obviously,the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1914 Yes, I know you are guaranteed a jury of your peers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1915 I'll waive my fee, if you give back my soul. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1916 I know you want a hung jury but they've got you on tax evasion! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1917 To gain the jury's sympathy I advise you to be not proud. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1918 I don't think you can plea bargain for the death penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1919 You want the death penalty? This is tax court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1920 Judge Reynolds spares no one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1921 Remember you didn't do a thing. You were just the welcome committee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1922 I thought we agreed that you were going to wear a suit today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1923 They've offered you a great plea--I think you'll really reap the benefits. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1924 'Their time was up' is not a good defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1925 You HAVE to face it now Sheldon! The judge is giving me that look. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1926 They're calling a fingerprint expert for the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1927 If you want people to believe you're innocent, the hoodie has to go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1928 You must have misunderstood. I said I am deadly in court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1929 I told you to wear the blue cloak. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1930 The good news is, we should be done by lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1931 Try to present a bright picture of yourself. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1932 Must I remind you? Facial expressions are important for the jury 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1933 Didn't I tell you to lose the hoodie for the trial? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1934 Let's just say it looks suspicious when their witnesses keep dying. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1935 You won't have a chance if you sit thru the trial just looking so guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1936 Let's put you on the stand and hope for a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1937 "Yes, I got it Mr. Brown - I was acting in self defense". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1938 Just don't mention what you do for a living and you'll be fine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1939 "God made me do it!" is not a defense that's ever worked before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1940 Like I said, this outcome is not dead certain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1941 If you didn't kill him then who did? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1942 It looks like a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1943 No, you can't claim Habeas Corpses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1944 Will you be involved with jury selection? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1945 Take it easy. We have a good I.D. defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1946 Sorry, but there's no statute of limitations on murder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1947 I don't think taking the fifth is going to do it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1948 Just think of it this way, a life time career doing what you love. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1949 What game of chess? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1950 How could you not know you had to pay taxes? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1951 Remember to let the jurors see your loveable side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1952 "Profiling" will not be an adequate defense in this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1953 He said it's looking pretty grim for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1954 Yes, I’d say it DOES look bad for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1955 Let's talk about your body language. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1956 Is there anything missing from your testimony? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1957 OK, I get you 30 years and you give me 30 years and we'll call it even. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1958 My top priority is making sure you don't get the you penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1959 Now that denial and anger are out of the way, they should be ready to bargain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1960 No eyewitnesses, but you still don't look innocent to the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1961 Don't worry--there's no life penalty in this state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1962 How do you want to plead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1963 Any potential character witnesses? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1964 It's not the hoodie that worries me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1965 I have repeatedly said there is no dress code here! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1966 Try to look likable for the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1967 Your check bounced 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1968 Worst case scenario, you get a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1969 A concrete metaphor comes to mind.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1970 Can you arrange for a hung jury? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1971 Levitate to the stand and show the jury that you're not just another ass in a costume. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1972 Thank god, any mention of Death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1973 Ok, my case is that unless they can come up with the scythe, there's reasonable doubt 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1974 How did you manage not to escape detection? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1975 Let's not mention your regular job. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1976 I don't think the second amendment covers your scythe 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1977 We're seeking the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1978 How are you not in jail yet? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1979 I know you're an expert witness, but this is a TAX case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1980 Your moral objections to the death penalty are surprising, but duly noted. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1981 Keep your mouth shut. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1982 Fortunately, this State does not carry the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1983 Sorry, sir, but I don't own a blue tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1984 Take the plea bargain. Trust me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1985 Try not to look so grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1986 Your email is Death@gmail.com? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1987 We had to 'dig' up a jury of your peers...12 cadavers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1988 Somehow I just don't think that ' Guilty, With An Explanation' will work . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1989 The good news is we're in Texas. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1990 Yes, Community Service, but... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1991 What made you think the sickle would get through security? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1992 No, no . . . _you're_ going to be executed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1993 Remember, the scythe was next to the body when you arrived. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1994 The prosecution has agreed to take the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1995 Worst case scenario, you'll be sentenced to life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1996 Don't look so grim, you reap what you sow! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1997 Listen, Leroy. Quoting the Unabomber is not helping your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1998 Can we try jury selection my way? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1999 Remember to smile and make eye contact with the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2000 Ya. I just think scythe or no scythe, you're doomed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2001 Well, you could accept the plea deal to become a Life Coach in Canada. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2002 Stop pointing at the jury and telling them that one day you will be coming for them. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2003 They can't acquit, the hood actually fits 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2004 No. No. No. ...No Darth Vader defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2005 Any chance for parole? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2006 Good news. The jury is deadlocked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2007 Deal. Pro bono, pro life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2008 I say, cop a plea and go for Eternity with chance of parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2009 It was inevitable that one day you'd be sued for censoring someone's Facebook post. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2010 I advise that you don't take the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2011 We're hoping for a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2012 Death is different. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2013 Lots of guys look like me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2014 I'm gonna recommend the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2015 Well, they can't accuse you of being a two faced liar. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2016 I though I was off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2017 Trust me; loose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2018 No, you can't be judge, jury, and executioner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2019 I understand you are cold, but a sweater would have been a better choice. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2020 Yeah, I said you don't have to testify, but you do have to appear. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2021 What's with the outfit? Do you have a death wish? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2022 This issue has been briefed to death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2023 Did anyone see you in Samarra? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2024 Good news, you're eligible for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2025 Strange how we keep getting hung jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2026 I'm going for taking the death penalty off the table. We've got a good chance with 'time served'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2027 Maybe dress more liberally for the sentencing hearing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2028 I really don't think we should use Satan as a witness. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2029 You're missing all of your 1099-DIE forms. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2030 It's tough, defending a serial killer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2031 Couldn't get a jury of your peers . The morgue was empty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2032 The DA nixed the chess match deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2033 I'm dying to hear the verdict too 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2034 I'm glad you ditched the scythe, but couldn't you have worn a suit? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2035 It's important the jury doesn't know where you're coming from. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2036 We've got em.....with double jeopardy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2037 What do you mean this IS your most professional look? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2038 Well you knew what they say about death and taxes... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2039 If you get me off, I will guarantee you a cushy afterlife! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2040 They've agreed to take the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2041 But the scythe does fit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2042 If you are not that street artist, take off that hood and prove it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2043 I thought we talked about wearing a hoodie to court... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2044 I don't think we convinced then it was justifiable homicide. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2045 Going with reasonable doubt. You good with reasonable doubt? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2046 I'll need a review of all 50 thousand pages. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2047 Yes, it would be ironic if you got the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2048 You have no peers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2049 I think you should have gone with a navy blazer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2050 Okay, when the new judge arrives, please let me do all the objecting and pointing of fingers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2051 All in all, your chances are pretty good...considering they didn't find a sicle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2052 A guilty plea will get you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2053 At this time the defense rests. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2054 We can't lose. You're eternal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2055 Geez, are you that afraid to face the jury! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2056 It's hard to put a good face on this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2057 I think I'd like a new tax attorney 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2058 I say we go for heaven 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2059 We could argue they were at your door. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2060 Let me tell you about my repeat customer discount. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2061 You should probably consider actually letting this jury live. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2062 May I call you Grim, Mr. Reaper? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2063 No magistrate in the country will convict you—you were just supervising. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2064 Hung jury is supposed to be a metaphor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2065 You'd be dead if it weren't for me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2066 At least you don't have to worry about getting the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2067 No you won't testify. They will have to take things at face value. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2068 I think the best option is to plead guilty and ask for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2069 I think you should be quiet and take the deal, if convicted you will get natural life plus ten years, that could be an eternity in your case!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2070 I know, I know, Death waits for no man. But we gotta break for lunch at some point. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2071 The jury would see right through you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2072 If we lose this case, can you at least wait 20 years before you come for me? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2073 The presiding judge is pro-life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2074 I contacted your list of character witnesses, but they all said "Go to hell!" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2075 Even if they drop the charges you could still face a wrongful death suit in civil court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2076 Don't worry. If they don't dismiss the class-action after these hearings, we're simply going to ask for some class members to appear in person. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2077 Don't worry - the death penalty is still on the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2078 Just try not to look guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2079 When I took your case I said be transparent, not invisible! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2080 So you have no objections to an insanity defense? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2081 This IS what I wear to work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2082 You know, a suit and tie would have made a better impression. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2083 I know you have been doing this job for eternity but as I told you before, “I was just doing my job” is not a defense the jury is going to buy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2084 You Honor, I've told him a hundred times that this is pro bono, but he keeps insisting that someone is going to pay for all this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2085 Well, it seems you have some priors..... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2086 I'm sorry -- they never found your body. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2087 Take the deal. It's only two days in heaven. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2088 I think we're in trouble. They're going to call Taxes to the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2089 The sentence might be life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2090 I'm told the DA really wants to win this one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2091 No, not going well...not well at all. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2092 We'll ask for separate trials on each count. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2093 Stop looking at the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2094 You got this. They're all afraid of you. Everybody in the room is afraid of you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2095 This case is going to kill me 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2096 The judge thinks you're a freight risk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2097 Don't worry, all they have on you is loitering. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2098 You should be happy the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2099 His early death was a simple case of mistaken identity. Occupational hazard, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2100 Try not to look so smug. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2101 Yea, it will be a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2102 I have good news. The worst punishment going to hell. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2103 Well at least I can help you save face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2104 If you want the jury's sympathy, try no to look so grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2105 It's a capital case! You might have to 'do' yourself, mister I'm so tough! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2106 You want how many other offences taken into consideration? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2107 I get it, believe me, 25 to life is ironic. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2108 Have you signed a book deal yet? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2109 You're fired, Counselor, I need a fresh face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2110 You will need to explain why the death rate is still one each. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2111 I suggest you plead the Fifth Circle of Hell. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2112 I thought we said less ghastly. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2113 She wants to keep the house. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2114 How come the Judge never overrules YOUR objections? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2115 You're dead to me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2116 I'm basing your defense on no proof of intent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2117 The scythe didn't fit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2118 My scythe couldn't get through security. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2119 No, we can't ask for the death penalty 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2120 When I said we wanted a hung jury, I didn't mean it literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2121 Before I start I have one last question. What happens to me if I lose? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2122 It's working. You're scaring the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2123 If we lose, you get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2124 What do you care how I dress, I'm doing the case pro bono! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2125 We could use the death penalty as a loop hole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2126 Just between you and me . . . did you do it? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2127 Remember, not a word about the chess match. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2128 I'd can't stay and handle your case because I've got an appointment in Samarra. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2129 I said you may take the fifth not Judge Fitch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2130 Remember - during cross-examination, stay grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2131 it's because everyone does agree that you 'just kill' in that hoodie 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2132 So, if I win this case, you'll pay a visit to the senior partners? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2133 What do you mean, you never lose? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2134 I don't think smiling at the jury is helping our case 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2135 We probably should have plead out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2136 They're calling it a wrongful death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2137 Life without parole. I wish I had better news. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2138 We can beat this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2139 We might be over playing the "pain and suffering" bit ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2140 I don't think 'it's inevitable' is a winning defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2141 Good news. One of the jurors is an undertaker. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2142 When I said you should hide your head in shame, I didn't expect you would take it literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2143 I recommend you take the plea bargain 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2144 We'll use your internet entrepreneur status in the character defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2145 Let's challenge Juror number four. Her grandma died recently. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
2146 You're in luck, they're seeking the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2147 Request a death sentence?Clever. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2148 This jury will not sympathize with 'a downtrodden black man in white gloves.' 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
2149 Just remember, you might be facing death...but so is the judge when he talks to you... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2150 I'm already on the dark side 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2151 Your situation looks grim but I'm guessing you're used to it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2152 Wrongful death is really not a good way to boost your numbers 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2153 It's not meant as an insult. Around here death IS a penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2154 I'm glad you came, I didn't have a shot in this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2155 What's wrong with my tie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2156 Well, at least we can be assured that Capital Punishment is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2157 Will you be picking the jury or shall I? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2158 Whatever you do, don't bring out your scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2159 Maybe we should settle out of court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2160 Don’t do anything that might turn the jury against you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2161 All things considered, LIFE without parole is pretty generous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2162 What do you mean by natural causes? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2163 We might have some trouble explaining the scythe found at the scene of the crime. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2164 in Under no circumstances do I want you to look directly at the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2165 I don't think a change of venue would do you much good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2166 They found the scythe, but there weren't any prints. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2167 I'm sure you do indeed find it comical to be told by the judge that your case looks grim - but I really do need you to focus right now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2168 They're not going to care if it's your job, it's still tampering. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2169 Try not to show any emotion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2170 This is a murder case. You need to show more emotion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2171 Please don't take this the wrong way, but I feel that your representation in my death penalty case is not in my best interest. I am going to ask for a new lawyer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2172 It would help your case if you smiled! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2173 Have a snickers when court recesses...you're not you when your hungry. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2174 I don't like where this is headed. What do you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2175 Whatever you do, don't look up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2176 I'll open with Dante. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2177 As your lawyer, I'm advising you, don't take the stand. Didn't you see the OJ movie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2178 Because you're a family friend I'll do it pro bono 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2179 Gotta say, these are the most amicable divorce proceedings I've witnessed! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2180 I'd say your case has all kinds of holes in it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2181 He's offering you life.....I'd take it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2182 If we lose this, the judge'll recommend the life penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2183 Good work. They’re looking for a scythe instead of a 38. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2184 No, I won't tell the judge her time is almost up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2185 Their case is strong. Brace yourself: You may get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2186 Relax. No jury would dare find you guilty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2187 So getting you a Life sentence would be a good thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2188 It's all good. Ted Cruz is going to come in and sit next to you so you won't look so creepy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2189 Don't worry. Everyone knows you are certain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2190 The jury room is off limits. Eat you lunch at recess in the hall. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2191 Given your history, citing diminished responsibility might not be the best way forward. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2192 Bad news, the prosecution is asking for a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2193 Help me. I do not approve of capital punishment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2194 How would you feel about a sentence of life without parole? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2195 Yes, it's called a "wrongful death" case, but could you try to take it a little less personally? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2196 I think you and I have a different definition of hung jury 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2197 I'm sorry Mr. Reaper, "You were just doing your job" is not a defense we can win with. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2198 Yes, I'm certain that these are my taxes...why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2199 How do we plead if everything you say is a lie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2200 The optics aren't working in your favor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2201 First thing, lose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2202 At least we don't need to worry about the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2203 I told you, lose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2204 In my estimation, it's unlikely you'll get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2205 I swear I have New York values and I didn't vote for Cruze 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2206 Please....no more jokes about a 'hung jury'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2207 Just because that particular sentence is named after you doesn't mean we're doomed from the start. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2208 In the event that it's even possible, be sure to never make eye contact with any juror. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2209 Yes, I know you're usually the penalty, but you've angered the wrong people this time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2210 All things considered, I'd advise you not to testify. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2211 I don't think they'll push for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2212 I think you lost the jury when you ended with "Have a nice day." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2213 Can we get Scalia back, just until November? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2214 It's not looking good, is it? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2215 So, am I defending you as the Grim Reaper or the Grim Rapper? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2216 The whole "'till death do us part" thing didn't seem to work so well for us this time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2217 Now, don't do anything stupid. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2218 Hopefully you can get credit for time served. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2219 Really, what you do is indefensible, but I'll try. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2220 I know it hurts your brand, but we should consider the manslaughter plea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2221 The outcome looks grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2222 It's a hung jury...literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2223 I told you business casual! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2224 I say its worth the risk. If the Scythe is too short, they can't possibly convict you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2225 All I'm saying is that the hoodie looks menacing, Karl. Would it have killed you to put on a suit like I asked? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2226 Our case looks grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2227 The Jury finds the defendant, Death, guilty of the murder of 93 billion people. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2228 They would like to know where you were between 1665 and 1666. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2229 That's not really a fitting punishment for jay walking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2230 Ironic. They're seeking the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2231 "Yes ironically a "hung jury " would be in our favor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2232 The offer is"Death without the possibility of parole". 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
2233 Please tell me you didn't hang the jury. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
2234 But it just isn't happening at the other campaign rallies. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2235 Best case scenario; you'll get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2236 You can't give up now. My wife just took out a million-dollar life insurance policy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2237 No Justice Scalia, you can not vote on this one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2238 Just let me do all the talking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2239 Yeah, but they'll kill you on cross. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2240 Somehow I don't think this is the best way to avoid suspicion, governor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2241 The judge said that feeling hollow inside is not an adequate defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2242 What do you mean, "they can't identify me because I'm faceless", that's HOW they identified you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2243 My shrink tells me that they are naming the new syndrome after me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2244 Contrary to your objections, I still intend to argue for life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2245 Remember, we want the jury to like you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2246 They're obviously going to have a tough time implementing capital punishment without your cooperation, but there's no getting around the fact that you really have taken a lot of lives. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2247 Bad news. They're going for the life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2248 So you're saying I could get life for this? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2249 Don't look any juror in the eye. And it would help if you could be a little less grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2250 Remember, it's not a hoodie, it's an expression of your religious freedom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2251 Your choice of clothing will not help our case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2252 Just try to look innocent. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
2253 Can you work work with me here? I'm not asking for tears, but we're doomed unless you can come up with a contrite expression. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2254 "Self-defence" may be a very tough sell. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2255 OK, usually it's good to make eye contact with the jurors.............. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
2256 You would be too grim on the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2257 I'm thinking the death penalty would be win-win. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2258 ...and if I loose your case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2259 A death sentence will not change your life in any way. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2260 Normally, I'd counsel you to take the life sentence offered. But it does not become you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2261 Keep the scythe hidden, and try to be a little less grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2262 Look kindly. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2263 I'm sorry—it looks like a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2264 That's not exactly the dark suit I had in mind for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2265 You'd rather get the death penalty and not a life sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2266 death becomes you but let's not rush it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2267 You can take that off now. They 've taken the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2268 The whistleblower defense might have worked...but that was before you went and killed Scalia. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2269 I always knew this job would kill me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2270 I recommend you plead the fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2271 They think that you should have had the foresight to not look in the rear view mirror. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2272 Well, he is known as "The Hanging Judge". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2273 It looks like you are going to have pay those taxes 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2274 Just sign on the line and I'm fully insured? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2275 It's a you penalty case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2276 This must be serious. You sent a partner instead of an associate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2277 I'm dying to hear the verdict. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2278 Inevitability is not a defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2279 The judge won't accept the "trying to find yourself" defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2280 When you're on the stand, try to look affable and fun-loving. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2281 D.A.claims your alibi "sounds hollow" ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2282 Did my mother -in -law send you 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2283 I think you're being a little overdramatic—it's just a parking ticket. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2284 If you want to win this thing please be not proud. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2285 Face it. The verdict may be grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2286 Your prospects of winning are grim....unless it's a hung jury 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2287 The jury will like you better if you wear a suit and tie 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2288 I don't think they can produce any witnesses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2289 And then you say, "Tobacco? What's that?" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2290 So, you actually weren't wearing a hoodie that night? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2291 You better let me do the talking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2292 Ok, we're going to introduce you as an 'expert witness' in your field.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2293 Maybe if you pull the hood back you'll appear less demonic to the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2294 My client would like to plead not guilty by reason of nihilism. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2295 No, you can't reap a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2296 The ruling is final; you will be replaced by 2017 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2297 Tomorrow, wear a suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2298 Let's not kid ourselves, the IRS is a tough opponent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2299 I hope we get a liberal jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2300 My objection was overruled. Your turn. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2301 Look Mr. Reaper, we can't just keep using the old "it's my job" defense... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2302 You WANT the death sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2303 So you thought he said "today" rather than "not today"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2304 ''You need to wipe the smile off your face.'' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2305 I don't know, I've never asked for the death sentence before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2306 I can't promise that you won't get life 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2307 The prosecution is going for eternal damnation but I'll plead it down to being a super delegate at the Republican convention. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2308 No, I don't think using the untimely death of Mildred Potter as an alibi will help your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2309 Some bad news, your alibi is alive. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2310 If we get an acquittal, you will have cheated, well, yourself. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2311 This time, don't hang the jury until after they announce the verdict. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2312 Try to look remorseful. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2313 As your lawyer, I recommend the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2314 No, I already told you. I couldn't find any character witnesses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2315 Don't worry, we've got a jury to die for. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2316 Remember your in the witness protection program. Don't give your real name. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2317 The devil made me do it! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2318 What happens if the sentence is life imprisonment? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2319 They found the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2320 You've got nothing to worry about---this state doesn't have a Death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2321 I'll try my best, but that's a load of parking tickets. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2322 Once again, that you only hired the hit man is not a viable defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2323 For the last time, pleading "death sentence" is not an option! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2324 OK. Check that. Maybe don't look the jury in the eye. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2325 they will ask you to state your full name for the record 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2326 When I get close to you, I can hear the ocean. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2327 What did you say would happen if I don't get a reduction in your alimony? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2328 Remember, witness protection can be withdrawn at the judge's discretion... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2329 Though in your case, 'life' might be a good thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2330 Just so we're clear — in this room, you leave the soul-sucking to me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2331 I know you're facing the death penalty, but in your case I think we can risk a jury trial. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2332 Ask the judge if you can approach, maybe it'll sway him. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2333 So as you can see, your Honor, my client, who shall remain faceless, could not have been at the scene of the crime. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2334 You do know "kill me now" is just a figure of speech, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2335 Do you have your voter I.D. card with you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2336 I can't believe the outcome of this case is a life or death matter for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2337 You know, this whole case hinges on the jury being able to see what you're really made of. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2338 Don't say anything about your plans for tonight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2339 We'll stipulate your scythe is a deadly weapon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2340 Absolutely not! No threats to the prosecutor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2341 "I was just doing my job" is not going to be a winning defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2342 I think I can get you eternity without parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2343 Sorry, but I usually don't recommend the death penalty for petty theft. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2344 In a word, grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2345 Don't worry... I have a Plan B. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2346 Don't look so grim. I'm sure I can get you off with just the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2347 This may be a rough go. The judge is pro-life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2348 If only we could stop the next witness from testifying. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2349 Be sure to make eye contact with the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2350 According to my file, the prosecution rests tomorrow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2351 I'm going to try and get the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2352 Wear a tie, take the fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2353 I assume avoiding the death penalty isn't a priority. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2354 The jury's here... look innocent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2355 By the way, I really wouldn't mind if you chose to go "pro se." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2356 ECHO ... Echo ... echo ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2357 I'm here for you. This is Texas! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2358 Remember, "The pending legislation does NOT create death panels." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2359 I though we agree you would smile 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2360 The death penalty is not usually considered a reward here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2361 Try not to give the jury a blank stare. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2362 You should take life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2363 I hate to tell you this, but you don't have a "chance in hell"of being acquitted. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2364 It seems counter-intuitive but a death sentence is not actually in your favor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2365 I don't think I can sell the jury on, "Come on baby(Don't fear the reaper.)" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2366 Would it have killed you to wear a coat and tie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2367 Please stop referring to it as the "you penalty". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2368 We'll plea-bargain for death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2369 Wear gloves when you place your hand on the bible. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
2370 Really ? This again. I told you I am not going to call you Mr. Grim Reaper. Just Mr. Reaper. It works better with juries and I think is just sounds more professional. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2371 Sorry, this crime doesn't qualify for a death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2372 Off the record, does that come in a pinstripe? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2373 The recess is just until your face grows back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2374 I’m pretty sure we can’t ask for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2375 The judge wants to know what your reaction to a death penalty would be? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2376 Sorry. No body, no habeus corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2377 Yes, senatorial confirmation is scary but I still think you should give them your name. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2378 Soon you will be free to show your face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2379 I thought we agreed on a navy suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2380 Just don't make eye contact with the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2381 Unfortunately, I'm having trouble getting in touch with your alibi. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2382 What about juror no. 666? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2383 Juror number seven? Tonight? Wow, what are the odds? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2384 This is a civil case. We can only ask for monetary damages. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2385 Do not pull out the scythe when you're being cross-examined. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2386 You have a right to remain silent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2387 Not to worry. Your face doesn't show up on any of the security cameras. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2388 Being dead is usually a good alibi. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2389 No. They're not sentencing you to "just be yourself." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2390 And don't forget, whatever you do don't look the jury in the eye. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2391 Look, Death, the hoodie’s not helping your case here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2392 Remember to look the jury in the eye. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2393 That necktie makes you look too sinister. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2394 You couldn't find a nice suit and button down shirt to wear? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2395 I think the jury would buy that you lost your head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2396 Mr. Reaper, there is still the outstanding issue of your bill. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2397 The verbal contract does state "til death do us part". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2398 Yes, but the irony of your getting the death penalty would be amazing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2399 We all have a job to do, 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2400 I told you to get a new suit ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2401 Relax! There's no way they'll be able to make a positive ID. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2402 I think we should cop a plea and hope for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2403 You may want to lose the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2404 Now try to look cheerful. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2405 So, you say you were at your club playing squash. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2406 I think we'll go with the 'I was just doing my job' defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2407 Yes. Definitely no witnesses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2408 It's admissible as a dying declaration 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2409 If a jury can find O.J. innocent, I'm sure you'll be fine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2410 Jury selection is not going well. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2411 Their case is kaput once the DA's witness has to ID you! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2412 Remember Eye Contact 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2413 It's a slam dunk. This state has no death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2414 Let's opt for the death penalty. It'll give us grounds for appeal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2415 We're going to plead insanity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2416 What exactly do you mean, "bored to death"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2417 The it's-my-job defense has no legal precedent." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2418 Fortunately, the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2419 You're losing face! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2420 Yes, things look grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2421 The best I can get you is life without parole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2422 It's better for our case that you agreed to leave the scythe at home. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2423 I'm sure the prosecution will not go for the death penalty, it would be redundant. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2424 Cheer up-- the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2425 That's not exactly what 'hung jury' means, but I still think it's our best chance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2426 From one lawyer to another..... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2427 I'm feeling sort of grim about the verdict. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2428 Say what you always say. Tell them exactly what happens. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2429 You're my legal aid attorney? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2430 It might work to your benefit if we say you own a startup company. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2431 You understand that life is not an option, in prison or anywhere else. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2432 You're not-guilty-self is going to be much more helpful here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2433 This judge is reasonable. I think we can plea bargain the charges from 110 billion counts down to 80 billion or so... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2434 I'm going to win this case if it's the last thing I do. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2435 I am worried about the way you are dressed before a conservative judge. He normally rules against men wearing nail polish. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2436 Lucky for you, we don't have the death penalty here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2437 If you cooperate, they'll take you off the table. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
2438 We need the jury on your side. Relax, smile, and stop killing them. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2439 I want to win one of these before I die. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2440 It's very important - for both of us- you learn to pronounce "mesothelioma." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2441 No, I do not think you have one of those faces people trust. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2442 The IRS will never collect- its either Death OR taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2443 To this jury, you're not death incarnate, you're just a white guy with a hoodie - you'll be fine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2444 Don't worry about it. They can't even spell "scythe". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2445 If they give you a life sentence, try not to laugh. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2446 I get it, 'Death and Taxes'! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2447 We plan to appeal on the grounds that you cannot be sentenced to yourself. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2448 Darn it, I really shouldn't have jaywalked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2449 You may be a good teacher, but you still killed all your students. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2450 You call that your smile? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2451 You know on the stand, you'll have to bare your soul 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2452 Have you got a nice suit? This is a tough jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2453 Eventually, you know, they'll want to de-pose you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2454 It helps that you're active in the community. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2455 He wants a stay of execution. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2456 Don't worry, the worst you can get is death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2457 Please stop pointing at the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2458 Gassed or electrocuted ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2459 It doesn't look good. Instead of the death penalty, they're offering life in prison. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2460 I've got to be honest...your case is looking grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2461 They don't take kindly to hoodies in the courtroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2462 I guess you don't have a problem with the Death Penalty here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2463 OK. So you'll take the Fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2464 Their facial-recognition evidence is pretty thin. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2465 Yeah, it's the truth, but saying "No one here gets out alive" does nothing for your defence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2466 Your chances look grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2467 Are you sure you're disclosing everything? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2468 ALL of them? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2469 She wants the scythe, too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2470 I really don't think the chair is such a bad result. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2471 I'm thinking hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2472 Look straight ahead and don't worry about any eyewitnesses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2473 Remember, our relationship is strictly privileged and confidential. But after this is over I expect to never, ever see you again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2474 I know that is the name you prefer and have always gone by but I feel it prejudices the jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2475 I'm not worried if YOU get the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2476 They call me the Grim Briefer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2477 The cloak is not helping your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2478 You don't have much color and a neck tie would have been nice 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2479 No fingerprints on the sickle, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2480 Now they've got some character witness who says you hustled him at chess. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2481 They can't see past the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2482 O.K!, O.K!, pro bono it is. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2483 Your mouthwash ain't cuttin it! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2484 Not sure they'll think the death penalty plea will make it even. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2485 The "Force" is with you... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2486 Hung jury, not hanged jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2487 No witness. No DNA. No case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2488 And please stop telling me things are looking grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2489 Keep your mouth shut, that hood up and let me do the talking 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2490 You will need to convince the jury that you're sorry and will never do it again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2491 I should have mentioned my fees earlier--$500 an hour, and eternal life. And I get the scythe if we win. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2492 Dave, I think this is the right moment to tell you that I've been having an affair with your wife. But I'm going to have to fire you again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2493 At least you won't need to worry about the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2494 What do you mean you don't believe in the death penalty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2495 The court won't accept the name "Grim Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2496 I'm telling you, you have to face the facts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2497 Then again, maybe we should have stuck with the jumpsuit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2498 There's no getting around this. You're going to have to put your hand on the Bible. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2499 So I think we stay with the hood. Yes, the judge hates it, but juror number 3 keeps smiling at you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2500 I keep telling you . . . the prosecution has six nuns who saw you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2501 Trust me! If the court can turn a corporation into a person, it can turn you into one, too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2502 Does my elbow touching your elbow count as me being dead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2503 I'd say your prospects look grim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2504 Death Penalty? Really? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2505 Ok, I got them to take the You Penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2506 I'd actually recommend not making eye contact. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2507 I'm not sure that a plea of "not guilty" is your best bet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2508 Unfortunately, they abolished the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2509 Now, when you ask if the death penalty is an option, how exactly do you mean that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2510 It's going to be hard to get a fair jury in Miami 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2511 I know you are homesick, but you can't get the death penalty for speeding! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2512 You are lucky. Death has not been outlawed in this state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2513 Wouldn't you rather take the penalty that's named after you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2514 Let me guess, you never settle either. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2515 Well, one thing's for certain, there's no possibility of a death penalty verdict 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2516 Just remember, you're the one who was cheated. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2517 I thought we agreed on sweater vest with button down and tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2518 I think we should ask for life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2519 Your Honor, Death pleads Guilty to tax evasion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2520 Well at least death is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2521 At least the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2522 I told you three times, the DA won't agree to the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2523 "Cross my heart and hope to die" isn't going to cut it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2524 It's not looking good. Throw a kiss to Juror #6. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2525 I know you don't do bargains but would you make an exception for this plea? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2526 We've only a ghost of a chance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2527 Of course, you are aware of the what the maximum penalty would be. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2528 Your case isn't as grim as it looks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2529 I think the scythe is what killed us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2530 Look, I can buy you some time, but you're gonna have to pay those back taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2531 I told you this job was soul-sucking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2532 I don't think we have to worry about the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2533 Did you have to wear that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2534 When the plaintiff takes the stand, try to avoid eye contact. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2535 Yes, I know what happens if we lose. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2536 I will not let you speak in your own defense, Mr Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2537 Ok. Now, remember. The key is to make sure you don't get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2538 I think I can get the judge to agree to a 10-to-life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2539 Change of venue? To where? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2540 But really, would the death sentence be so bad? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2541 It doesn't look good but at least there's no death penalty in this state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2542 In your case the death penalty is beyond ironic. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2543 It's just that the hood has sort of a connotation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2544 Your scythe may only be symbolic, but it is admissible. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2545 I asked you not to wear your hoodie to court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2546 Well, we're not in Silicon Valley. Here you look like the Unabomber. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2547 I suggest we plead diminished reaponsibility. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2548 No Mr. Reaper ,with your record a deadlocked jury is highly unlikely . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2549 By the way, I wouldn't mention anything about that large scythe of yours... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2550 Trust me, nolo contendere in civil court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2551 Don't worry. The life penalty is not legal in this state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2552 Nothing is certain in tax cases. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2553 Your case is looking grim, Mr. Reaper 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2554 Stop staring at the jury -- there are no more alternates. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2555 Thanks for your vote of confidence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2556 Something tells me you know which way the jury is leaning. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2557 In this case, the death penalty is not a good thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2558 So you think self defense is the best way to go here? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2559 No matter how many souls you've already taken-- deny, deny, deny, & plead "not guilty." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2560 Well, it's better than yesterday's SS uniform. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2561 Remember, we have to let the jury see the real you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2562 No...."Death Penalty" isn't an insult. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2563 I think I can get it down to manslaughter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2564 Okay, so remember to smile at the jury 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2565 Try to look earnest, but not too earnest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2566 Gee Rob, I'm glad it's not your sense of humor that's on trial here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2567 That would be a *hanged* jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2568 Yes, 'Habeas Corpus' is Latin for "you shall have the body," but they don't mean it literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2569 Don't mention your occupation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2570 Just take it as face value! I think we can win this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2571 Don't look so grim! Reap trials almost always come down to he said, she said. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2572 Wait. You want me to ask FOR the death sentence? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2573 This should be a breeze - all my other clients are faceless corporations... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2574 I suggest an Alford plea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2575 Naw, trust me on this one - let's leave your sickle in the car. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2576 I'll try to get the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2577 I know you feel cheated, but demanding the death penalty in this case is, frankly, absurd. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2578 You cannot ask for the death penalty for your traffic citation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2579 Yes, so these claims go all the way back to the beginning of time; it turns out there is no statute of limitations for what you did. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2580 They want to know where your body's buried. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2581 Consider yourself dead 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2582 In my youth "The Invisible Man " was wrapped in bandages!!!!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2583 I suggest you take the Fifth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2584 She'll return your scythe in exchange for her The Walking Dead DVDs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2585 If you don't testify, you might get the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2586 I wont lie to you..things look pretty grim. Do you have something else you could wear to court? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2587 Well..do I even have time to finish this brief? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2588 The judge thinks it is a hollow argument 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2589 You didn't do yourself any favors with that cologne. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2590 Looks like you're getting You 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2591 They can't touch you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2592 Mr. Death, as expected, they're asking for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2593 They're going to push for the you sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2594 I'm sorry, but it seems that you are still liable despite being dead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2595 It's just like we practiced: "Not that I recall." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2596 Why so grim? They gave you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2597 I don't know if the death sentence is viable in Judge Judy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2598 Yes, I understand that a life sentence is not your first choice. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2599 In your case, capital punishment may not apply 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2600 Reaper, you can have your scythe back after court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2601 Death penalty. Didn't see that one coming'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2602 If it's any consolation, I believe you're innocent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2603 When I put you on the stand, just don't look at the jurors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2604 I'm certain taxes will be here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2605 I don't care what you have on your business cards, for this trial you will be known as Billy Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2606 I may have to tell you something GRIM. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2607 I think you are a little premature. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2608 You can't convict what you can't see . Worth a try. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2609 I think we can avoid the death penalty if you promise not to do it again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2610 Reaper has an eco-feel to it, but the grim as got to go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2611 Look, it's a no win situation here. She picked you out of a lineup. Plead guilty or go to trial....either way, we're all dead! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2612 Just to make sure I understand you, are you hoping the jury reached a Death Penalty verdict? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2613 When you take the stand, tell them how the whole thing left you mortified. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2614 In this case, the death penalty is basically just house arrest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2615 Fortunately, they weren't able to lift any fingerprints off the scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2616 Trust me: You'll kill up there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2617 Of course I believe you 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2618 I suggest a little fire and brimstone in your closing remarks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2619 You probably could've gotten away with it if you didn't post those photos on Instagram. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2620 We discussed this. You're not testifying. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2621 Tell me... are you absolutely certain? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2622 No, you do not get to 'help with the hangings' if it's a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2623 I've researched your case thoroughly and find that I can no longer defend your actions. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2624 Quit putting the death penalty back on this table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2625 When you ID the perpetrator it'd be best not to point. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2626 What do you mean, you always win? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2627 So how do you feel about the color orange? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2628 Yes, there is a chance that it'll be a hung jury. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2629 And remember, I've never had a client with a rap like yours. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2630 You may get life for killing that chess player. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2631 You could've at least put on a tie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2632 At least there's no death penalty! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2633 next time leave a witness 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2634 I'm worried that the prosecution will be asking for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2635 It would really help if you lost the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2636 It is going to be easier if you confess. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2637 They're having trouble finding a jury of your peers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2638 I told you to wear the blue suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2639 I'll go after her on Benghazi and the emails. If that doesn't work, you're up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2640 Death was the best I could do but I thought you'd be ok with that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2641 Relax, you had to leave your scythe at the metal detector. Now, you're just a random guy in a hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2642 If you plead guilty, they'll drop the death sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2643 I don't think you will be getting a jury of your peers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2644 Well, I guess the death penalty is off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2645 Frankly, you've got the face of a killer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2646 I'm the lawyer. I make the closing statement. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2647 I said it was best to look grim during a homicide defense, not look like the grim reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2648 Don't worry. You won't get life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2649 We've discussed this already, that would be considered Jury tampering. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2650 Try not to touch anyone else on the way to the stand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2651 Five 99-year sentences, running consecutively, sounds harsh, but I doubt you're in more than 70 years tops. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2652 it's not looking good... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2653 I WANT A DIFFERENT LAWYER. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2654 This is not what I meant when I said I needed a dramatic closing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2655 Apparently you can't stand your ground with a scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2656 I told you that black hoodies don't play well with juries. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2657 Stop snickering. The death penalty is a real thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2658 Worse case scenario, it won't be cruel and unusual for you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2659 I hope you don't think I'm doing this pro bono just to get on your good side? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2660 Keep in mind: O.J. was acquitted. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2661 Bad news, they gave you Life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2662 So we're going to challenge eyewitness identification? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2663 You of all people should have known that taxes are inevitable! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2664 I hear the jury is pro-life. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
2665 Well, at least we know the prosecution wont't seek the death penalty... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2666 No... I'm afraid it's life... without parole! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2667 try to look on the bright side 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2668 We'll argue the death penalty is a conflict of interest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2669 Anything you say may be used against you in the afterlife. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2670 They're willing to take the death penalty off the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2671 And don't bring up 'death panels' again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2672 Lets face it, no pun intended, things look grim Mr. Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2673 You got anything in there that could pass for charm? The jury hates you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2674 Why are you always so grim about everything?? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2675 Remember, he was already dead when you got there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2676 It's the state that asks for the death penalty, not the defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2677 Bad news - they're offering life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2678 It doesn't really matter, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2679 A hoodie! Couldn't you wear something else? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2680 As an expert witness try smiling less. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2681 No, I don't think carrying out the death penalty will be part of your community service. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2682 Nobody's ever tried to plea-bargain for the death penalty! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2683 You should be happy the charges were reduced to manslaughter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2684 You should be more worried about the tax evasion charge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2685 Duck? No, I ordered chicken. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2686 This really seems like Double Jeopardy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2687 Let's stay real here - And that means no more 'ghost-of-a-chance' opinions. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2688 How do you feel about capital punishment? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2689 You're sure you're not guilty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2690 Since this is your first trial for the firm, I will tell you when to go for the kill. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2691 I'm sorry the verdict didn't allow you to save face. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2692 Look, we can plea down to misdemeanor possession of a scythe, but I can't do anything about the murder charges. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2693 The eye witness could be a problem. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2694 Leave the objections to me, ok? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2695 I got you a backstage pass to the Justin Bieber concert. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2696 You're looking at the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2697 "It will go better if you don't say "over your dead body" to the judge again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2698 The average age of the jury is 85. What do YOU think the chance of your getting a favorable verdict are? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2699 They'll have a hard time convicting without a scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2700 I think we should be focusing on bigger issues, but the answer to your question is ‘yes’ – if you're cleared of all charges, they will very likely return your scythe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2701 How many billable hours do I have left? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2702 I say we ask for the death sentence, with time off for good behavior. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2703 Don't worry. The numbers are on your side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2704 Don't worry if we lose. They keep calling it a penalty but it'll feel more like a slap on the wrist. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2705 I'm not sure that your claim that you are the Grim Reaper is going to clear you of a murder one charge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2706 Yes, it would appear that there is a third certainty when you wear a hoodie on the streets of America 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2707 Let me be clear about this...even if I lose this case, I still retain possession of my soul 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2708 Seriously, let me do the talking. No one has ever beaten Death. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2709 Good news! Their eye witness testimony might be a problem. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2710 Don't take this the wrong way, but I saw this coming. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2711 Don't worry, there's no death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2712 You couldn't have worn a suit? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2713 Fortunately the judge has a macabre sense of humor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2714 Sorry, evenen though you're Death, you still can't escape taxes... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2715 They can't find the bodies you buried, but they've got you on tax evasion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2716 First off, I'll only refer to you as 'Mr. Grim.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2717 I advise you to plea, "Let me be me." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2718 "Maybe you shouldn't wear that on the witness stand." ' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2719 Unless you're thinking of penalizing yourself, they're bluffing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2720 Fidel who? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2721 Unfortunately, this is not a death penalty state. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2722 I'm sorry, looks like it's going to be the life penalty... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2723 I knew the public defender would be the death of me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2724 You could get life. It's unfortunate, but you have to appreciate the irony 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2725 you'd have to admit, these cases are becoming more grim 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2726 I don't think I can get you off. But we can avoid the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2727 I think we can plea bargain for the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2728 I can't touch that Bible. You know that, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2729 Keep a poker face, the jury will be watching. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2730 I'm not sure "he was at peace with it" is our best defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2731 So, you are telling me that the death penalty would be a complement? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2732 Now you'll have to show a face to the case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2733 Bad news--you got the death penalty. Good news--that's a conflict of interest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2734 If all else fails, challenge the Judge to a game of chess. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2735 I guess we don't have to worry about the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2736 Please, please, please, if he mentions "The Death Sentence," try not to laugh. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2737 Don't worry, I'm a tax attorney. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2738 We'll just tell them you have a great track record filing habeus corpus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2739 Don't worry. Reaping is totally legal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2740 Wait, I'M just an empty suit? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2741 so tell me about your depression 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2742 We'd be in better shape if you hadn't taken Scalia. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2743 Between you and me, it's hard defending someone who brings a scythe into the courtroom... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2744 All things considered, 30 years isn't so bad. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2745 Why strike him? Seriously, "Angel" isn't that uncommon of a name in this community. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2746 I'm death. That's what you want nme to go with? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2747 Are you still there? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2748 The jury sent out a note asking what the death penalty would mean in your case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2749 Well, yeah, I probably could get a plea deal for manslaughter. But with tens of billions of counts, the sentence would still be quite a kick in the pants. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2750 The Prosecutor is asking for a life sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2751 That's what you're wearing? Work with me here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2752 Remember. You have the right to remain silent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2753 Sorry, "It was their time" is not a valid defense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2754 So we'll ask for clemency. They've got you dead to rights on that shell game business. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2755 Did you just call me an 'empty suit'? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2756 Taxes? Are you certain? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2757 It's not your fault, she was a heavy sleeper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2758 What do you mean, you were framed ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2759 They want to know if Grim Reaper is an alias? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2760 I know it's ironic, but they're giving you life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2761 Yes, I suppose the death penalty would be redundant. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2762 Do you appreciate the irony of my plea bargaining in exchange for 'life'? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2763 Yes, it does look different from this side of the table Mr. Scalia. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2764 They don't understand that you would welcome the death penalty. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2765 It's about the hoodie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0