Contest #516


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516


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-04-04
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-04-17 (estimated)
Number of captions 5918
Number of responses 49365
Number of participants 1232


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I have no concrete plans for the rest of the day. 2.0952 0.19401 21 7 5 9
1 I told my ex I'll take her back if she drops some weight. 2.0556 0.18912 18 5 7 6
2 Don't worry, I will take it to the grave. 2.0000 0.21822 15 5 5 5
3 You better give me the short version. 2.0000 0.21822 15 5 5 5
4 Duck?! For lunch? 2.0000 0.16903 15 3 9 3
5 I'm just waiting for the next big idea to hit me... 2.0000 0.18078 18 5 8 5
6 The tragedy for me is the soul crushing predictability of my life. 1.9333 0.22817 15 6 4 5
7 Could you explain the "act of God" clause again? 1.9286 0.26653 14 7 1 6
8 What you wanted to say was "figuratively." 1.9286 0.26653 14 7 1 6
9 I'm pretty sure she doesn't know about Melissa. 1.9286 0.24505 14 6 3 5
10 All I said was she could drop a few pounds. 1.9286 0.22149 14 5 5 4
11 For once, I really feel like today is my day. 1.9286 0.22149 14 5 5 4
12 Here's the problem, nothing surprises me anymore. 1.9286 0.22149 14 5 5 4
13 Relax- it's only a metaphor. 1.9231 0.21066 13 4 6 3
14 I rarely leave a tip 1.9231 0.23916 13 5 4 4
15 What's the worst-case scenario? 1.9231 0.21066 13 4 6 3
16 At least today can't get any worse.... 1.9231 0.23916 13 5 4 4
17 Fortunately, she seems very amicable about the divorce. 1.9231 0.21066 13 4 6 3
18 I didn't order duck. 1.9231 0.28782 13 7 0 6
19 Very little surprises me anymore. 1.9231 0.21066 13 4 6 3
20 So I told them 'Who needs your silly witness protection program?' 1.9231 0.26461 13 6 2 5
21 My ex keeps telling me I should try this place. 1.9231 0.26461 13 6 2 5
22 I'm certain my wife has no idea I'm cheating on her. 1.9231 0.13689 13 2 10 1
23 I'm just waiting for some kind of sign. 1.9231 0.23916 13 5 4 4
24 Well, at least I've still got my health. 1.9167 0.22891 12 4 5 3
25 Joe, do you understand the gravity of the situation? 1.9091 0.25062 11 4 4 3
26 Do we have to decide right this second? 1.9000 0.27689 10 4 3 3
27 And then it struck me: Everything I said was becoming real. 1.8571 0.20588 14 5 6 3
28 It's the overhead that's gonna kill me 1.8462 0.19102 13 4 7 2
29 ....but how likely is that, really? 1.8333 0.24100 12 5 4 3
30 I'd rather die than vote in this election. 1.8333 0.24100 12 5 4 3
31 Nothing hurts more than stepping barefoot on a kid's Lego brick. 1.8333 0.27061 12 6 2 4
32 Can anything be worse than this coffee? 1.8333 0.20719 12 4 6 2
33 Do you think I worry too much? 1.8333 0.20719 12 4 6 2
34 So ...what are the chances of my ex-wife retaliating? 1.8182 0.26348 11 5 3 3
35 You will not believe the week I've had. 1.8182 0.26348 11 5 3 3
36 Materials to build a wall of that size don't just fall out of the sky, ya know? 1.8182 0.26348 11 5 3 3
37 This place never fails to surprise you. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
38 Just ask God to show you a sign, Bob, and He will. 1.8182 0.26348 11 5 3 3
39 If the boss asks why I didn't come back after lunch, make something up. 1.8182 0.29598 11 6 1 4
40 Stop telling me to 'look up', things never get better.. 1.8182 0.26348 11 5 3 3
41 I told the barista to surprise me 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
42 You know that stuff's gonna kill ya. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
43 …if it's the last thing I do! 1.8182 0.26348 11 5 3 3
44 Everything depends on being at the right place at the right time. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
45 I've always made sure I'm in the right place at the right time. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
46 We separated on amicable terms. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
47 I slept with your wife. 1.8182 0.29598 11 6 1 4
48 No really, I have the worst luck. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
49 No, I rarely suffer from writer's block. Why do you ask? 1.8000 0.24944 10 4 4 2
50 I don't think they liked your Yelp review. 1.8000 0.29059 10 5 2 3
51 Last night I told Susan I want a divorce. She took it surprisingly well. 1.8000 0.29059 10 5 2 3
52 Don't interrupt me Jerry -- I was about to get to the good part. 1.8000 0.29059 10 5 2 3
53 Maybe you're right. Maybe I should stop being so pessimistic. 1.8000 0.24944 10 4 4 2
54 Ever since I wrote that bad "Yelp" review I keep thinking they are going to poison my coffee. 1.8000 0.24944 10 4 4 2
55 Yes, I designed this building--but I don't consider it my best work. 1.8000 0.24944 10 4 4 2
56 I think everything's finally falling into place. 1.8000 0.24944 10 4 4 2
57 Have any ideas on how to get out of jury duty next week? 1.8000 0.29059 10 5 2 3
58 Put yourself in my place. 1.8000 0.20000 10 3 6 1
59 There's nothing worse than a cold cup of coffee. 1.8000 0.20000 10 3 6 1
60 So I told her ‘Screw you and your Gypsy curse.’ 1.8000 0.24944 10 4 4 2
61 With the divorce final, I think we can now be friends. 1.7778 0.32394 9 5 1 3
62 God strike me dead if I'm lying 1.7500 0.36596 8 5 0 3
63 Do you have any aspirin? I feel a headache coming on. 1.7500 0.25000 12 6 3 3
64 I'd give anything to not have to go back to work today. 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
65 Son, it's time I told you the secret to life... 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
66 So... how is your day, so far? 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
67 Fred, I'm going to miss these morning coffee breaks. 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
68 Define random. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
69 You'll never believe where I hid all that cash... 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
70 This interview shouldn't take long. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
71 Don't worry, there's no such thing as karma. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
72 I'm going to stop being such a pessimist . 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
73 You'll never guess how much I squeezed out of the contractors on this building. 1.7000 0.21344 10 4 5 1
74 So I said, “Of course I’ll take it as an annuity. “ 1.7000 0.21344 10 4 5 1
75 It was a simple clerical error, Robert. May God strike me dead if I'm not telling the truth. 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
76 Please don't splatter. 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
77 Sorry I took your spot. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
78 Finally, I've quit smoking, drinking and I've started working out. 1.7000 0.21344 10 4 5 1
79 At least I still have my health. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
80 Great food. Lousy atmosphere. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
81 I don't tip 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
82 This writer's block is going to kill me. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
83 Duck? Yeah--It's excellent here. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
84 Is there anything worse than a bad cup of coffee? 1.7000 0.21344 10 4 5 1
85 As you get older you realize that gravity always catches up to you. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
86 Sorry, Ed, but the only way you'll get that raise is over my dead body." 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
87 How much time do we have? 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
88 Can't wait for this day to be over. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
89 Is there anything worse than an auditor breathing down your back? 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
90 New York Life; why do you ask? 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
91 I just wish life were more like cartoons, y'know? 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
92 Did you just call me a brick? 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
93 Life insurance ? 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
94 My wife wants to cement our relationship, whatever that means. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
95 I always sit here. It's my lucky table. 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
96 I've been lucky. I've never experienced writer's block. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
97 An extra coffee break never killed anyone. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
98 Funny. Last week it was a piano. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
99 I'll get the check next time! 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
100 I don't like deconstructionism, and I'll tell you why. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
101 My horoscope said that things are going to start falling my way. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
102 It's the unknown unknowns that I worry about. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
103 I want to make a bucket list. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
104 We may not have to plan that far ahead. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
105 Thirty-two feet per second. Why do you ask? 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
106 Did you ever have one of those days where nothing goes right? 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
107 Seriously, can you think of anything less likely than Donald Trump becoming President? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
108 You ever think about just not going back to work after lunch? 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
109 How much did you tip the waiter? 1.6667 0.16667 9 3 6 0
110 Why should I care about our crumbling infrastructure? 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
111 It can't be a brick. It's always a safe or a piano. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
112 My doctor said I suffer from chicken little syndrome... 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
113 Nothing heavy for me today I think. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
114 What could be worse than President Trump? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
115 Is this a good time to talk about life insurance? 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
116 I feel like things are finally beginning to fall my way. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
117 I've got nothing concrete, but it will come to me. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
118 I'm thinking I need to live more in the moment. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
119 If I don't have my morning coffee I get a splitting headache. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
120 I fired the contractor. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
121 I can honestly say, at this point in my life, there really are no surprises left. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
122 And the crazy thing is, he never knew what hit him. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
123 So here's my 5 year plan... 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
124 Can you believe it ... fired before lunch. How can today get any worse? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
125 I understand the gravity of the situation. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
126 I just have this sense of impending doom. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
127 I don't think it's the other shoe you have to worry about. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
128 Well, so far so good... 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
129 Can you give me a concrete example? 1.6667 0.33333 9 6 0 3
130 I don't think this day could get much worse. Do you? 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
131 You'll never regret going with the lowest bidder. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
132 I signed up on this new reminder app. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
133 If you've got something to say, say it. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
134 Be honest with me. Do I come across as hard headed? 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
135 'Nothing surprises me anymore.' 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
136 My luck is about to change. I can feel it. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
137 Nothing wakes me up like that first cup of coffee. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
138 I call it the Block of Damocles. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
139 Yeah, I’m an organ donor. Why? 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
140 I could wait forever for a great idea to hit me. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
141 Karma's a what? 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
142 You're right. An anvil would be too cliche. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
143 I just feel like I've hit a point in my life where there are no more surprises. Know what I mean? 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
144 Duck? No, I ordered roast beef. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
145 For once, I'm going to pick up the tab. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
146 If you mess with the timeline, the world fixes itself. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
147 I sense some push back from our contractor 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
148 Are you even listening? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
149 I'm worried, I hear the mob is experimenting with drones now. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
150 I'm about to lose my mind. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
151 The hardest part is not knowing whether I'm going to outlive my money. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
152 Actually, he's not too happy about the summer construction job I got him. Why? 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
153 People complain about bad luck, but it's really about their bad choices. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
154 Tip? I've been coming here 10 years, this exact seat - never tipped. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
155 Well, it's time to go. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
156 Of course I have cat-like reflexes. Why'd you ask? 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
157 I'm only a block away 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
158 I'll pick up the check this time. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
159 I'm tired of complaining but, honestly, it seems like it's just one damn thing after another. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
160 Just once I wish you'd let me have the last word 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
161 Just give one single concrete example 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
162 And you said I'm next in line for CEO. Right? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
163 I'm proud to say I got this place built three months ahead of schedule and at thirty-five percent below budget. 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
164 Have you been following the concussion studies from the NFL? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
165 For the first time in my life, I feel like everything is falling into place. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
166 i think my smart watch is broken, it just says duck 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
167 So I take an extra five minutes for lunch. What's the worst that can happen? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
168 Mindfulness allows me to live each day as if it were my last. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
169 You better watch the Reubens, George. Pastrami will kill you. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
170 If I could only have a sign... 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
171 You know that moment when it just hits you? 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
172 I'm being terminated. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
173 For once, give me something concrete. 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
174 the divorce went well, don't you think ? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
175 I finally feel like my luck is about to change ... 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
176 You just never know, do you, Kevin? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
177 You get this one, I'll get the next one . 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
178 Think this will be my last cup. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
179 How much worse could it get? 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
180 It's like I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
181 My portfolio never saw Brazil, Russia, India and China coming. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
182 Don, best not to think about retirement. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
183 Mr Stevens, all I need is a quick signature in case anything unexpected happens. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
184 So, worst case scenario, what do you foresee? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
185 I just wish I had proof of the gravity of the situation. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
186 Relax, this always happens in cartoons! 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
187 You know what your problem is? You always expect the worst. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
188 Last mortgage payment,last alimony payment, yep Jim, things are finally looking up. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
189 It's amazing how quickly they built this place. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
190 ... and that's the truth, may God strike me dead. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
191 A month off would be gift from heaven. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
192 I think they need our table. 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
193 I've always believed everything happens for a reason. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
194 I don't think this day can get any worse. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
195 I never tip here 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
196 No, I'm not worried. Her mason husband is totally clueless. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
197 My wife says I worry too much. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
198 I have faith in the above. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
199 They know me here. I don't even bother to tip anymore. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
200 I have this eerie sense of impending doom 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
201 We were lucky to get a table. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
202 Should I be concerned about my future at the firm? 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
203 As an author, I’ve been lucky. Never suffered from writer’s block. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
204 And then she said, "you'll never see it coming . . ." 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
205 What concussion threat? I'm an owner, not a fullback. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
206 So, after we both sign, you'll be the richest man in town. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
207 I'll get through this, if the roof doesn't cave in. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
208 I just have this feeling of impending doom. 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
209 So, what's the worst that could happen? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
210 You know it's great to be an insurance agent. I'm covered for anything. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
211 So tell me again, what happens at these Freemason meetings? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
212 Is there time for a cappuccino? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
213 Gimme a sec; it's just a mental block. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
214 Where's the Disgruntled Barista Surprise I ordered? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
215 Thanks for treating. I’ll get you next time. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
216 My doctor said I have six months to live. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
217 Cremation. Why do you ask? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
218 First Brenda leaves me, and now the layoff...don't tell me what's next. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
219 Since switching to decaf the headaches have disappeared. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
220 Note: No one was injured during the production of this cartoon caption drawing. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
221 ...and then the medium said that today I would be struck dead by a cinder block and so I avoided the construction by my office building entirely. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
222 Finally, things seem to be falling into place. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
223 Nothing surprises me in New York anymore. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
224 That's it! The meaning of life is . . . 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
225 I feel like I'm just waiting for the next big thing to hit me. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
226 That gluten is going to kill you. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
227 Life's boring. Nothing ever happens to me. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
228 I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
229 Rosebud. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
230 Any ideas why this place is called 'ACME Cafe'? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
231 Can you keep a secret? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
232 And if I'm lying, may God strike me dead. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
233 I’ve started a bucket list. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
234 I'm dying for another cup of coffee. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
235 I really hope something comes my way soon. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
236 So where are we at in our lawsuit against Looney Tunes? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
237 This is the last time I'm having coffee at this place 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
238 But on a lighter note... 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
239 So I put it all in a deferred annuity which will pay me big bucks when I reach 85. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
240 I built this place. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
241 I hear the women are rumbling about the glass ceiling again. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
242 I don't see how they can block my nomination. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
243 Those sausage biscuits will kill you. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
244 Damocles? Damocles? Wasn't he with Lehman Brothers? 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
245 So, I am still seeing the mason's wife. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
246 Today can't get any worse. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
247 I'm finished. How about you? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
248 ...and not you, or anyone, or any thing is going to stop me... 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
249 You know, sometimes I wonder whether Isaac Newton was actually a genius or just in the right place at the right time. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
250 Either I get a concrete proposal from these guys or I'm out! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
251 Give me a second and it'll hit me. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
252 I'm just going to say this once." 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
253 If the general election is like the primaries, you might as well kill me now. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
254 I'm telling you Jim, I am sick of all the headaches! 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
255 Do you think the chef took it personally? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
256 What? Do I have something on my face? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
257 We should have waited for a booth. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
258 So let me tell you about this horrible day I've had. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
259 I never tip here. Why do you ask? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
260 Yes, you could say I'm hardheaded. Why? 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
261 I take my coffee with one lump. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
262 I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
263 Why, yes, I am wearing clean underwear. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
264 This is much better than the usual takeout. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
265 I'll need time to consider your insurance plan. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
266 It's bad, but just remember it could always be worse. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
267 ... and if I'm lying, may I be struck down from above. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
268 You probably want that to go. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
269 Is something wrong? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
270 I call tails 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
271 We need a blockbuster. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
272 You worry about tomorrow too much. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
273 So, then it hits me out of the blue... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
274 This crick in my neck is killing me! 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
275 I won't take up much of your time. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
276 You're a dreamer, Bill. I need a concrete solution, or you can look for another job. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
277 I have a feeling my luck is about to change. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
278 I'm depressed. Management told me this morning that they are offering me a retirement plan that I can't refuse. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
279 Nice to do business in an actual brick and mortar store. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
280 Do you have any aspirin? 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
281 My luck's gonna change. I can almost feel it. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
282 I'm voting Trump unless I get some kind of concrete evidence not to. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
283 Time for concrete action. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
284 And the blueberry muffins are to die for. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
285 Eating those fast food burgers will kill you. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
286 I feel like writing these online restaurant reviews has finally given me the outlet to find my true voice. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
287 Duck? No, I ordered chicken. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
288 I knew you shouldn't have said that. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
289 So it's basically uber but for construction materials 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
290 For the last time, Felix, look at me when I'm talking to you! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
291 Boy, I wish this day would end already. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
292 Great pitch for a movie, but I need to see stars. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
293 Look's like you're about to own this diner. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
294 Duck? No, I'm leaning toward the chicken. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
295 How come now you are telling me you have been sleeping with my wife? 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
296 Do you have a minute? 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
297 Eight years since the crash and I finally feel like my luck is changing. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
298 Did I mention I made partner? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
299 So. . . are you ready to cement this deal? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
300 Sometimes I get a mental block. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
301 Isaac Newton had it easy. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
302 I always feel like there's a weight on my shoulders 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
303 I think I'll just have to wait for the right idea to hit me. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
304 One last thought... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
305 If all goes well, my accountant says I will be able to retire in five years! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
306 Can I finish my point please? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
307 Good news, my cholesterol is... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
308 You have to be really hardheaded to survive is this business. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
309 I don't know. You think I'm lucky? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
310 What you don't know can't hurt you. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
311 So, what's the BAD news? 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
312 MetLife. Why do you ask? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
313 It's official: I'm retiring next month - while I'm still in good health. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
314 Their overhead is killing their business 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
315 There's really nothing worse than bad coffee. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
316 Remember what Mom used to tell us about wearing clean underwear? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
317 Yes, there are many dangers to being a spy. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
318 You wouldn't believe the kind of day I've had. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
319 And she's constantly making empty threats. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
320 I can be as hard headed as the next man. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
321 So I made an anti-cementic remark. Big deal. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
322 Ten years searching for the Holy Grail of investing, and then it hit me... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
323 Trust me, that is all I'm going to have to say about this. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
324 I tell you, Frank, it hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
325 Do you ever think where you'll be in five years? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
326 Don't say anything- cartoon law says it won't fall on me if I don't look. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
327 It kills me having to work through lunch. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
328 Give me something concrete ! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
329 Dont worry, Lunch is on Me! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
330 I've requested drone delivery for all materials. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
331 I hope I get his office. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
332 What on Earth did you say to that coyote? 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
333 I recommend the duck. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
334 As an actuary, I know all the risks. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
335 ...But I'm sure something will break my way soon. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
336 Nothing more painful than a $7 cup of coffee 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
337 Coffee. What a life-saver! 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
338 I'll tell you man. If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
339 And to think we almost got the table by the kitchen door. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
340 Why the long face? 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
341 I swear that this is the last day I am eating here. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
342 ...so to play it safe, I'm cutting out gluten. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
343 Great! My coffee's cold. Can this day get any worse? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
344 I am not sure that you understand the gravity of the situation. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
345 "Frank, you know what's odd for the first time in my life I've forgotten my rabbits foot". 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
346 My one regret in college. I never got stoned. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
347 Defy the odds—it's what's made me the man I am today! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
348 Should I cash in my 401(k) or not? I need some kind of sign. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
349 I honestly can't imagine things getting much worse... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
350 Not falling for your lame April Fool this year buddy! 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
351 I can't shake this feeling that the other shoe is about to drop. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
352 I wish my luck would change 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
353 Yeah, but I still have these premonitions of doom. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
354 You ever feel like things just hit you out of the blue? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
355 Aetna. Why do you ask? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
356 Think I'll knock off early today. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
357 I got rid of the motorcycle. Too dangerous. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
358 There's nothing I fear more than a Trump presidency, nothing! 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
359 I have closing arguments in the Don Giovanni case today. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
360 May God strike me down if I'm wrong. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
361 Life insurance is for suckers. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
362 The underlying, structural stability of brick and mortar businesses remains strong. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
363 My life feels so predictable of late. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
364 No, the restraining order didn't specifically prohibit contact by drone... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
365 I can't drink coffee. It's bad for my health. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
366 I hate all these Chicken Little predictions! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
367 Once I sign the papers, this whole block is coming down. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
368 So you've never been sick, never worn a seat belt and you don't believe in fate? 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
369 The layoff, my prostrate scare, my wife's affair. Sure glad bad things only come in threes. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
370 I know, I know. It's been there all week. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
371 You signed the check, right? 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
372 You seem distracted 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
373 If you get this lunch I'll get the next. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
374 You're right, I shouldn't worry about it. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
375 I wish Donald Trump were here. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
376 And then it literally hit me... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
377 Hollow threats don't impress me. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
378 Do you feel a draft? 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
379 - I like your idea but you have to make it more concrete to convince me 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
380 I'm sure it was just a hollow threat. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
381 No, I don't think women will ever break through the glass ceiling. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
382 Don't worry, it isn't a piano this time. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
383 Well, there's always tomorrow. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
384 Well, Bob, looks like I won't have to let you go after all. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
385 This day can only get better after a morning like that. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
386 I just joined the Optimist Club. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
387 The service here has really gone downhill. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
388 I've been thinking that I just might be an atheist. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
389 I ate way too much but it hasn't hit me yet! 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
390 Do you think we need a contingency plan? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
391 So, the Doc says I'm healthy as a horse and I'll live well past 90... 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
392 Did you remember to tip? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
393 Well, I think it's about time for me to go. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
394 My ex-wife highly recommended this place. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
395 What could go wrong? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
396 They have a table time limit. But I've never seen it enforced. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
397 Yes I do believe in karma—why? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
398 "I'll have the Grande Concussion with an extra shot, a splatter of heavy cream, and 2 sugars". 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
399 So then it hit me, like a ... 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
400 There's a subtle difference between a "schlemiel" and a "schlimazel." 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
401 Pay attention, I am not going to repeat myself! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
402 I worked my whole life to get where I am right now 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
403 it looks like the Mexicans have rejected the 1st section of the iconic Trump ordered border wall 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
404 There's nothing worse than lukewarm coffee... 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
405 Any final thoughts? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
406 What are you gonna get? I really don't want anything heavy. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
407 Is everything okay? You seem distracted. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
408 Voodoo Shmoodoo 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
409 Yup, she doubled the policy. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
410 I comfort myself with the fact that I know things can't get any worse. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
411 You never know, you could get hit by a bus 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
412 You know that stuff is going to kill you. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
413 I suppose I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
414 Consolidated Life. Why? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
415 Yes, I'm still writing that exposé on the Masons. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
416 I see a promotion in my future 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
417 After our 40 year friendship, Richard, I'm finally coming out to reveal my true feeling for you. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
418 all this 'no tipping allowed' business, it's just un-American... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
419 Today I decided to start working out. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
420 Why didn't you order something heavy? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
421 No, I don't think Jane knows about the divorce yet. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
422 My coffee's cold and they overcharged me for the bagel. What else could go wrong today? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
423 Made You Look! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
424 It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
425 I can't believe how lucky I am to have pulled off this deal. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
426 You seem preoccupied. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
427 I haven't told anyone, but I'm giving you the promotion... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
428 There's a fly in this coffee. Ugh, my day is ruined! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
429 Let me get the check this time. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
430 So far, it hasn't been a bad day. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
431 Nice try Tom... What is it this time, a cinder block?! 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
432 Can you imagine anything that could possibly be worse than President Trump.... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
433 Trust me: we'll survive the next housing crash. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
434 Gravity? Pssh, it's just a theory! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
435 My wife says I lack 'gravitas.' 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
436 What time you got? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
437 Gravity is not a fact, it's a theory. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
438 You didn't hear it from me, but the person who's been stealing the paper clips is— 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
439 You might want to change your position 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
440 I can't see what else could go wrong. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
441 It'll hit me in a second. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
442 I just came back from my annual check up ..doc says i'll live to be a hundred. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
443 I'm representing the plaintiff in the crane collapse case. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
444 Sorry! I cannot renew your policy. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
445 I just wish something new and exciting would happen to me. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
446 I'm on a crash diet. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
447 I really feel that the contractor appreciated my recommendations. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
448 Have you seen 'Concussion' yet? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
449 One lump please. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
450 Nothing good ever happens before my first cup of coffee. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
451 I know I'm babbling...but really, I'm almost done. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
452 Are you even listening to me at all? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
453 I am testifying on building code violations. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
454 You have more of a chance of being killed by a falling block than by a terrorist. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
455 Yes, your entire case rests on my testimony. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
456 Yes, I take one lump with my tea. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
457 you know, it hasn't quite hit me yet 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
458 Got one of those standing desks. Gonna add years to my life. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
459 No. Why? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
460 I hope you're wearing clean underwear 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
461 ...Zika, and then there's ebola trying to make a comeback. Betty and I like to travel, but I'm staying put where it's safe! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
462 Do you want to know what my horoscope said today? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
463 I feel a migraine coming 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
464 What do you think God will say when he hears I'm voting for Trump? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
465 If God were a woman, I'd be dead by now. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
466 Finally, I get a seat in this joint. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
467 ...interesting question... is there anything super quick to do on my bucket list... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
468 Now, quit interrupting me. 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
469 Location, location, location. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
470 Did I mention I got Hamilton tickets for next week? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
471 In the cement business irony goes over everybody's head. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
472 Yeah, I know about online gourmet meals, but nothing beats the old brick-and-mortar diner. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
473 Construction... and you? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
474 Yeah, I DID leave an 8% tip last time....it's not like they remember stuff like that. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
475 It's not like it's the end of the world. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
476 The great thing is the headaches stopped as soon as I switched to decaff. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
477 They say coffee's actually good for you -- it's the sugar you have to watch out for. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
478 I'm always wondering when the other shoe is going to fall... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
479 Shall I ask for the check? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
480 Oh don't be dramatic, Herb, it's not like the sky is falling. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
481 When was the last time you had a sense of foreboding? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
482 So, tell me something I don't know. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
483 I don't believe in writer's block. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
484 Would you please stay focused, we almost finished. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
485 There is really no good time to tell your best friend you are in love with his wife. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
486 Then she said, "Would it kill you to go out and enjoy yourself for once?" 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
487 It suddenly hit me like a ton of bricks 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
488 For years I searched for the meaning of life. Then it hit me. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
489 $3.25 for coffee? This is the last time I'm ever coming here. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
490 I'm learning to just live in the moment. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
491 Karma?....Really? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
492 Then, out of the blue, it just hits me. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
493 Knock on wood - the divorce has been very amicable so far. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
494 TrI bet there is nothing worse than getting your finger stuck in a plastic lid. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
495 What can happen? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
496 I have always hated "duck." Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
497 I'm out of ideas, Phil. I need something concrete to strike me. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
498 I'm pretty sure she won't be pulling that passive-aggressive stuff with me anymore. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
499 I can't believe that tomorrow is finally my retirement day. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
500 Can you get the check? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
501 So, I told her to drop it. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
502 Did you know my Dad was a mason? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
503 I really want the brisket, but I know I should get the kale. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
504 Whoa....did you just call me a BLOCKHEAD! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
505 I’m telling you, I can’t think of anything more devastating than Writer’s Block... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
506 I mean it. I really don't see how this day could get any worse. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
507 Something, anything, to break the routine. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
508 I'm really just looking for some concrete results. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
509 Guess I'll get the bill. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
510 My headache is finally gone! 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
511 I need much more than pennies from heaven! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
512 You wouldn't believe what my horoscope said today. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
513 I'm predicting a major crash. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
514 No, I don't believe in karma. Why? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
515 You have to listen because I am not going to repeat myself. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
516 Do you think I should up my life insurance? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
517 ...And I told her, honey, just trust my 6th sense about these things...it'll all be fine. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
518 What did you say? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
519 Okay, I'll give you a concrete example. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
520 MetLife. Why do.....? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
521 Enough about my problems. How are you? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
522 I need this new job like a need a hole in my head. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
523 I wouldn't wait on the cream and sugar if I were you. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
524 I have term life. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
525 She says I don't understand 'dramatic irony.' 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
526 Is it too late now to say sorry? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
527 "What I'm about to tell you may save your life."$ 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
528 I don't know ... things just come to me. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
529 After the way this year's stock market started, I don't think anything could surprise me! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
530 Baristas are always so judgmental. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
531 I think I'll order the Chicken Little 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
532 Lately, I've felt like I'm always the last one to know. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
533 Things are finally looking' up for me Dave. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
534 And then it hit me. It was like... 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
535 I'm finally happy, you know? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
536 My psychiatrist says I'm blocking too much. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
537 Don't worry, I'm very aware of the current situation. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
538 I was thinking, maybe I just won't go back to the office later. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
539 Good news. I got my cholesterol down below 200. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
540 You know, I really do think America could be great again 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
541 All science is just theory. Take gravity for instance . . . 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
542 Are you using "brick" figuratively? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
543 Karma schmarma. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
544 But you mean "cinder block" metaphorically though, right? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
545 Eat'n that stuff will kill you someday. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
546 Simile. Metaphor would be 'like a ton of bricks.' 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
547 I'm still waiting for my fifteen minutes of fame. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
548 No point worrying about what might happen. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
549 So when do I get my 15 minutes of fame? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
550 I swear, there's nothing worse than a lid that doesn't quite fit. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
551 So I said, "Like I'm supposed to walk all the way around the ladder?" 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
552 What say we skip dessert? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
553 Do you ever feel like your world is just falling apart? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
554 I don't believe in gravity. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
555 Ever get that 'Today's not my day' feeling? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
556 Things have been going well, can't complain. How about you? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
557 I've always been more of a lego man. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
558 You have a point, Fred, but we need to think long term. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
559 That stuff will kill ya, Chuck. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
560 You're right, life sucks and then you die. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
561 Before I can act on this I will need something more concrete. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
562 Weird. My wife said it felt like her lucky day this morning. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
563 I feel great. Today is the first day of the rest of my life! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
564 I mean, this day just can't get any worse. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
565 I wish I could stop seeing her 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
566 It'll hit me in a moment. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
567 I'm not sure if my ex-wife is happy with her settlement. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
568 Seriously, I'm having some kind of block. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
569 I take mine with one lump. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
570 I'm not leaving a tip. Karma shmarma. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
571 I think we've covered it all. Good meeting. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
572 Nothing ever changes 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
573 No, I don't believe in insurance. Why? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
574 You wouldn't believe the headache I woke up with this morning. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
575 Today's Special...Squash? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
576 Of course I'll sign. What's the hurry? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
577 I don't get it. I thought he said the Kenyan blend had a hard finish. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
578 Could this day get any worse? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
579 I've finally made my peace with the man upstairs. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
580 I need concrete proof. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
581 And she just rags on and on with karma this, karma that... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
582 I asked for crushed ice in my drink. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
583 I'll believe in 'climate change' when something concrete happens. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
584 Solutions usually just hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
585 What dou you mean the future isn't bright? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
586 Yes, I did order the duck. You don't need to yell about it. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
587 The thing is, people never think about infrastructure until it impacts them directly. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
588 Do you have an aspirin, I feel a splitting headache coming on. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
589 I wanted your input because you are always seeing things before other people do. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
590 Did I tell you I finally paid off my student loans? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
591 She seemed happy with the terms of the divorce. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
592 No, I don't give much thought to "what ifs?" 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
593 The odds of Trump becoming president are about the same as. . . 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
594 Don't worry about the check 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
595 Let me get the check. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
596 So I said "Curse away you old witch..." 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
597 My wife dreams of being the person-of -interest on Dateline. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
598 Is there something you aren't telling me? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
599 You might want to seriously consider taking the rest of the afternoon off. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
600 Jim, I'm not falling for your 'made you look' game again. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
601 I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
602 Nothing surprises me any more, Jim. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
603 I'm getting sick and tired of all those global warming 'Chicken Little' forecasts. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
604 Quick, smell the coffee! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
605 If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to live in the moment. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
606 Do you think I'm too pessimistic? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
607 Could you ever see yourself having my job? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
608 I have to tell someone. I voted for Trump. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
609 Yes, my life insurance premiums are paid up. Why? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
610 I wouldn't worry about your diet. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
611 Carla took it surprisingly well when I said I was leaving her. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
612 yeah...well my plate is clean for the rest of today... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
613 There's only one thing my insurance doesn't cover. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
614 This time it's on me, kid. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
615 I heard that one of us is getting downsized 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
616 And this latte was half price. Must be my lucky day. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
617 You don't want to know what a day I had ... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
618 I think they misunderstood your dessert order.... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
619 What, like another cup of coffee's gonna kill me? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
620 Everyone thinks I’m paranoid. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
621 If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me down right now. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
622 Not a feeling, Larry. It's more like a premonition... 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
623 No, things are not looking up. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
624 My Accidental Death and Disability insurance just lapsed. Do you know a good agent? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
625 I stole the church collection cup to pay for our lunch. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
626 So I told her, I don't believe in curses. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
627 Nothing could make this day worse for me. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
628 Sometimes you're just sitting there innocently and a brick falls on your head... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
629 The sky is falling? Geez, next thing you'll say my cup is half empty. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
630 OK. The ten million bucks is hidden in . . . 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
631 So you really didn't mind my getting the promotion? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
632 I've finally shaken my fear of impending doom. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
633 I was just sitting there, and then that's when it hit me... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
634 I wonder why they call it the 'chicken little' soup... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
635 I need something more concrete than just "a sign." 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
636 Anyway -- you'll never guess what happened next. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
637 Some people need to be hit with a ton of bricks before they realize their New Yorker cartoon captions just aren't funny. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
638 Then she said, 'I believe you'. How lucky is that? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
639 You know that stuff will kill ya. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
640 I'm headed for the graveyard shift 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
641 I'm not worried about me but Peggy is going to be crushed. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
642 I know Edith would want me to remarry and be happy. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
643 What were you saying about tomorrow? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
644 You wouldn't believe the week I've had Tom. It just never ends! 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
645 So my doctor told me I can't keep eating red meat. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
646 Don't worry, this one's on me. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
647 I eat sensibly, I don't smoke or drink, and I have the blood pressure and metabolism of a teen-ager. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
648 I'm not seeing any signs of a crash. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
649 I just feel I need something more concrete 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
650 I think the worse is probably over. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
651 Knock knock. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
652 I guess I'll sleep when I'm dead. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
653 I never tip for coffee. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
654 So my last boyfriend designed this place. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
655 Things couldn't be better, thanks. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
656 I need something concrete. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
657 Infrastructure, Shminfrastructure!! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
658 No, I never get writer's block. Why do you ask? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
659 What will it take that you adhere to our safety standards? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
660 Maybe, but now is the time to lean back! 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
661 I just signed my divorce papers, and boy do I feel free. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
662 No. I don't believe in Karma. Why do you ask? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
663 These Karma Koffee baristas never give me the number of lumps I request. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
664 36 years and I'm finally retiring. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
665 I think my ex-wife is out to get me. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
666 I was just fired , now what? 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
667 Hang on...it'll hit me any second now. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
668 By the way, why did we trade places today? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
669 I mean, it was like it came out of nowhere. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
670 Then after the longest time, all of a sudden it hit me... 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
671 A will, no why? 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
672 That's the last time I'm ordering a kale salad. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
673 Some days you just wake up feeling invincible. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
674 I think my ex is finally letting go of her anger. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
675 I told her voo-doo is nonsense. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
676 Well, I do feel your pending sense of doom has some validity. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
677 When haven't I kept my head under pressure! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
678 I have long term insurance, why? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
679 I can't think of one thing that would make me vote for Trump. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
680 I think it could be a blockbuster. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
681 And then I said, 'A mediated divorce? I don't think so.' 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
682 A term policy through work. Why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
683 Insurance?Why? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
684 You say Trump engages in shoddy construction practices - well, I say where's the proof? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
685 Last night was a hell of a night. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
686 Thanks for asking.......I think my divorce is proceeding quite amicably. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
687 Honest George, I can't shake this feeling of impending doom. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
688 I'll leave the abstract philosophizing to you Ted, I deal in concrete ideas. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
689 This writer's block is killing me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
690 It could be worse... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
691 They raised the premium on my life insurance policy, so l canceled it. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
692 Whatever I got, this chai tea should knock it out. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
693 Only three days until my retirement portfolio matures. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
694 Things are really falling into place 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
695 I heard this place is known for its flat white. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
696 Got good news from the Doctor this morning 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
697 First, the wife left me. Next, the dog died. Then... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
698 I'm suffering writer's block. Man, what can be worse than writer's block? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
699 I think we are getting a gentle hint to vacate the table! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
700 I think we've reached our free refill limit. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
701 Shouldn't we both be concerned about overhead? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
702 Cancel my order. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
703 I don’t believe in tipping. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
704 Actually, our research shows football is no more dangerous than drinking coffee in a diner. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
705 I just got fired. What worse could happen? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
706 Tell me, how could things possibly get any worse? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
707 Writer's block may be the least of your worries. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
708 Fred was discussing his writers block with his editor when it suddenly hit him. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
709 This presentation really just needs something concrete, you know? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
710 I'm sorry, I know I can be a block head sometimes.... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
711 My cosmetic surgery went well. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
712 I should be so lucky 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
713 Life is shorter than you think. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
714 And the last thing I want to say is ... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
715 My goal is to become a talking head at the network 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
716 You don't always have to mimic me when I say things are starting to look up! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
717 Sorry. I'm having another mental block. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
718 And I told that Fortune Teller that I wasn't going to pay her because it was imposs.... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
719 Is it possible to let bygones be bygones? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
720 I hate it when people say, "It hit me like a ton of bricks." It's insensitive to people who actually get hit with a ton of bricks. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
721 Without morning coffee I wouldn't last the day. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
722 Oh, about 10,000 to 1, why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
723 Grow up...Karma is for losers 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
724 I don’t believe in luck. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
725 Please hold that thought. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
726 Have you ever experienced writers block.? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
727 Good ideas don't just drop out of the sky. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
728 I ordered the chef's surprise whatever that is. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
729 Wait. It'll come to me in a second. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
730 No, I don't think a little coffee is going to kill you. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
731 If I don't get that promotion, I'll be crushed. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
732 My work has just been weighing so heavily on me lately. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
733 How gullible do you think I am, John? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
734 I'm sorry Bill, there's just no openings right now at the firm 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
735 They say I'm a concrete thinker. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
736 Unfortunately, all you have is circumstantial evidence. If something concrete appears, let me know. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
737 I hear their coffee packs quite a wallop. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
738 No more coffee for me. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
739 What do you mean one lump or two? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
740 I'm really feeling groggy today, I hope this coffee gives me a jolt. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
741 Do you feel a breeze? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
742 Yes, Obama Care. Why? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
743 So I said to the construction worker, "Can't you hurry this job up?" 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
744 You seem distracted. What's up? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
745 I must reveal this horrible secret about your 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
746 I must stop playing Tetris 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
747 she just blocked me on "Cinder" 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
748 I finally met Tabitha's parents. Her mom's a teacher and her dad's a mason. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
749 I'm an actuary. Why do you ask? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
750 then I told her she needed to let go of what was weighing on her mind... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
751 I'm having the Special 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
752 I'm telling you, industrial chic is the next big thing in restaurant design. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
753 Do you know what's ironic? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
754 All those burgers you eat will kill you. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
755 Stanley, you're not paying attention. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
756 One more wouldn't hurt 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
757 Did you order the 'Chicken Little' pie? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
758 Lousy Horoscope this morning. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to stop that nonsense. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
759 Short term, I'm bullish. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
760 I'll get the next one. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
761 Something's coming, I don't know what it is, but it is... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
762 Things are gonna get worse before they get better. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
763 My schedule the rest of the afternoon ? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
764 What do you think of the implications of quantum mechanics? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
765 I think we can save on construction costs by cutting back on hard hats 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
766 To be honest, Phil, things just haven't been going my way lately. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
767 Is that an Acme brick? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
768 What do you mean I should have ordered something lighter? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
769 Anything else, my time's about up on the meter? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
770 Hey Joe. You know that brilliant idea of yours? I took credit for it with the boss, and I'm getting a raise. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
771 He's gonna make America great again. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
772 I just feel this great weight coming down on me 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
773 Yea, I'm short sellin ACME. Why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
774 I just wish something would hit me that could change my life. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
775 Yeah, but moving is such a headache. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
776 Wow, he was right... Today really is his last day at work. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
777 Let’s skip any more talk about insurance and just enjoy the meal. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
778 I'm torn between the tuna melt and the BLT. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
779 The hazelnut's extra but hey, life is short. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
780 It looks like I've got the check. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
781 I'd like to drop another ten pounds. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
782 Free refills? Must be my lucky day! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
783 Hate to say this, but I think that's a bug in your coffee. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
784 "I know what you're thinking Fred,.....they'll never listen to a word I'm about to say at this afternoon's meeting". 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
785 I finally feel that things are about to start going my way. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
786 I'm more of a Big Idea guy than a concrete thinker. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
787 You know, I sometimes wonder where I'll be in 20 years. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
788 Maybe I shouldn't have catcalled that construction worker 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
789 How would you rate the ambiance? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
790 Do we have time for dessert? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
791 New York Life......why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
792 Did you hear the fat lady sing? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
793 I've got the best insider trading tip ever.... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
794 Sometimes I feel like a character in a roadrunner cartoon. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
795 Hey. You Know How Sometimes Things Just Fall In Your Lap? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
796 So then she says, "Something really bad is going to happen to you today." 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
797 I'm changing my will tomorrow and leaving everything to you. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
798 So I just wanted to give you a heads up on what's gonna go down, Murray. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
799 You ever get the feeling that it's just one of those days? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
800 So you say you broke a mirror this morning? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
801 I violated my non-disclosure agreement. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
802 Will? Why would I need a will? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
803 There is nothing that you, or anybody else could say, that could stop me from voting for Donald Trump! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
804 Chicken Little didn't have a clue. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
805 We've come up with some preliminary ideas, but nothing concrete, yet. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
806 My motto is, live every day as if it's your last. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
807 And after all that, I won the lottery. Isn't it ironic? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
808 Those global warming idiots are like chicken little! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
809 A reality television personality as president; not in my lifetime. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
810 You know…I think I feel a headache coming on. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
811 I got this feeling, Ted, that my life is starting to turn around. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
812 May the ceiling fall on me if this isn't a great deal! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
813 Well, one thing I'M sure of . . . . 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
814 I'm waiting for the payoff, but it's still up in the air. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
815 You wouldn't believe my luck lately. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
816 My wife claims that she put a hex on me. Rubbish! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
817 I forgot to mention, I sign the life insurance papers tomorrow. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
818 I have a feeling my overhead will drop significantly... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
819 Do you think the April Fools pranks are getting out of hand this year? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
820 Frankly, I find the media's continual 'sky is falling' mentality tiresome. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
821 I'm no blockhead, Trump would make a great President. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
822 These construction delays are killin' me. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
823 God swiped left. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
824 My doctor says all I have to do is watch my calories. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
825 How did it happen? I don't know....I was just having a cup of coffee, minding my own business, and suddenly it hit me. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
826 I feel like things are finally looking up. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
827 My LDL is a little high. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
828 I think we should have made that coffee to go 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
829 Doctor said I may even become a centenarian. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
830 Ever feel like something bad is about to happen? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
831 You're right! Life is not fair! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
832 Honestly, I've just been sitting around waiting for something to hit me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
833 Duck! Ah, too bad...share your coffee? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
834 I'm happy with my job... I've been promoted senior risk analyst. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
835 I just don't see any reason to look up. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
836 Life is short, you know? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
837 I hear the company's just about to start making cuts. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
838 All morning I've felt this headache coming on. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
839 I can't seem to shake this writers block. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
840 I may have to rethink my position. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
841 Sure stock process are down, but how bad can it get? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
842 Should we look at the dessert menu? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
843 What a day, I keep waiting for a brick to fall on me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
844 Being agnostic just means that I don't worry so much anymore. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
845 So you're not laying me off, after all? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
846 Would it hurt to ask for one concrete solution to my problems? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
847 Like you always say, "Today's the first day of the rest of my life." 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
848 My wife says it's risky to drink from a styrofoam cup. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
849 This one's on you!! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
850 So I told her, 'Here's a tip, honey. Get a real job.' 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
851 Gosh, your horoscope was bang on. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
852 Rest assured, there's no such thing as karma. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
853 You blockhead! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
854 Who knew the Road Runner Diner would be so realistic? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
855 I've got an interview with a Fortune 500 headhunter. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
856 They take it personal if you don't leave a big enough tip 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
857 ...so she asked me, "One lump or two?" 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
858 You getting the chicken little salad sandwich too? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
859 My insurance company? New England Life of course. Why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
860 So I told him that I have done some thinking and I don't need a life insurance... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
861 I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about Karma! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
862 My horoscope told me to expect a big change in life. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
863 How about hitting me with something a little more concrete? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
864 And then this jerk from accounting said, "Live every day like it was your last." 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
865 That's when it hit me. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
866 I feel as if life is passing me by. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
867 Decaf--just my luck! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
868 I believe you make your own luck. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
869 You never know, maybe I'll win the lottery. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
870 Sometimes diet and exercise just isn't enough. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
871 I don't get "interesting" surprises. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
872 If I'm lying, I'm dying! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
873 Why wouldn't I need to worry about my vacation plans? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
874 I'm afraid we are out of time. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
875 Any new ideas on ways to test the new NFL concussion protocols? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
876 Just coffee? I was hoping for something stronger. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
877 I'm just glad I got my cholesterol under control. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
878 Think I'll skip dessert. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
879 I feel like it just hasn't hit me yet. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
880 I can feel it, something big is coming. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
881 I hope this is just Tetris starting again. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
882 So then, suddenly, it hits me! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
883 What's a four letter word for karma? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
884 Can we work cooperatively with this union? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
885 Calm down, Bill 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
886 Someone ought to do something about this coffee 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
887 Do you think we should worry about Zika virus? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
888 Where the hell is that lousy waitress? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
889 I've got a really good feeling about today. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
890 The ad said this coffee would knock you out but I don't agree. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
891 Good news! I think my stocks have bottomed out and are finally going up. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
892 Some people won't accept the truth unless it falls on their head like a brick from above. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
893 I'll buy lunch today. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
894 Brick & mortar just isn't relevant anymore. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
895 I think I'll take another lump. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
896 You know that feeling, like you're just waiting for the other shoe to drop? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
897 This is one of those days when you have to wonder what the hell else can go wrong? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
898 It's true; I always have to have the last word. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
899 I ordered the little chicken sandwich. Why? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
900 Don't look up. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
901 So far the divorce has been surprisingly civil. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
902 I haven't told anybody, but I'm making you a partner in the firm... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
903 So, is that your final offer? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
904 It's not my fault I was born lucky. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
905 I hope we get our food soon. I don't have much time." 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
906 It's about to get much worse my friend. Much worse!! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
907 But the most hurtful part was being accused of lacking judgment. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
908 Well, yes, but my feeling of impending doom seems something other than just political. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
909 I'd get that coffee to go... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
910 ...So after two disastrous marriages, my job being terminated and the BMW being totaled, I think I'm finally out of the woods... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
911 I don't think you understand the gravity of my situation. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
912 I think the worst is over. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
913 For my inspection I'm giving this coffee shop a perfect rating for cleanliness and safety. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
914 Are they checking us or the lattes? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
915 I had this mind block, and then it hit me... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
916 So I told him, 'At least I'm not a construction worker...' 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
917 Their triple caffeine blend is guaranteed to keep you alert and awake. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
918 This should help me wake up. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
919 Hey buddy...nevermind 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
920 I hear this place wasn't supposed to open until tomorrow. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
921 Strike me dead if I'm lying! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
922 I think I can offer you some concrete advice. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
923 I just couldn’t come up with a caption. And then it hits me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
924 You move! I'm perfectly comfortable. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
925 I guess there're worse things than writers block. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
926 My success is a function of talent and hard work. I don't believe in luck. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
927 So I asked myself, what's the worst that could happen? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
928 I don't think you fully grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
929 I'd hate to have something like that hanging over my head. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
930 Okay, I will purchase life insurance. Just please stop with the suggestive morbid stories. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
931 Do you ever get the feeling something bad is about to happen? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
932 You know that cookie will kill you, don't you ? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
933 My doctor says caffeine will kill me. I think he's wrong. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
934 Cinder-fella 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
935 Wait for it..... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
936 Any last words? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
937 I'm just in a really good place right now. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
938 I should leave a big tip, shouldn't I... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
939 I'm gonna make partner if it's the last thing I 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
940 I'm dead certain. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
941 The gods are mad at us. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
942 I'm thinking of leaving the firm. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
943 ...but I do feel there is a correction coming 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
944 Oh no, it's back. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
945 Can I borrow 20 bucks? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
946 I told her I don't believe in karma! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
947 I've never felt quite this alive before. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
948 Every now and then, I get a mental block. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
949 The latte here is to die for. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
950 Do you ever feel like you can sense a headache before it happens? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
951 ... and then it hit me. We need to be more reactive. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
952 Speaking concretely . . . 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
953 I wrote a poem about the lightness of being, do you want to hear it? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
954 The silver lining -- it's not a ton of bricks. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
955 May God drop a cinderblock on my head if I am lying. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
956 These estimates look promising, but I'm going to need something concrete. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
957 If I am lying then let God strike me dead! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
958 Duck! What duck? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
959 IT'S ALL ABOUT MANAGING DOWNSIDE RISK. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
960 Hah! My horoscope says “Avoid coffee today.” 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
961 I hate when they give me an extra lump 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
962 What's with the look, John? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
963 Son, you may be my only heir,but you can't take over until you've learned to cut construction costs the way I have. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
964 Could you at least look at me when I'm talking to you? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
965 Things have really fallen off around here. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
966 But you would tell me, right? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
967 Yes I did say the food here is to die for. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
968 I just need a sign 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
969 Last week was a headache, but now I'm looking at the upside. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
970 My luck's finally changing. I think I'll bu.... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
971 Is there anything else I can show you to convince you to buy this insurance policy? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
972 Speaking of writer's block... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
973 my astrologer cancelled my appointment. I thought they were like therapists, they never really say 'you don't need me anymore'. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
974 I think the management welcomed my criticism of the macchiato. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
975 Did you know this place is closing? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
976 I've never felt better in my life, why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
977 So as I was saying about Murphy's law... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
978 Yea, yea, Chicken Little. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
979 According to my horoscope, I should expect a windfall. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
980 So the bomb exploded but, luckily, I was unscathed. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
981 My cholesterol has improved. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
982 Let me explain why your contract with the mob is non-binding. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
983 My wife says I should be more optimistic. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
984 Maybe just summarize, instead. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
985 I don't know, I'm feeling blocked. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
986 The pastries here are to die for. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
987 And then I said to her, Cogito ergo sum. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
988 Oh, you know, tomorrow is another day! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
989 It's incredible. I've finally learned to live in the moment. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
990 Did you ever get THAT feeling? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
991 See mints? What mints? I don't see any mints... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
992 When will the renovations be done? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
993 Stocks are dropping, bonds are dropping- 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
994 So I recently decided to stop making my alimony payments. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
995 I think we should take the long view. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
996 ...and then, it finally hit me... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
997 Stop with your paranoia, cinder blocks are not falling from the sky! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
998 I just feel something's not right. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
999 I don't know what I'm afraid of. Flying is safer than driving . . . 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1000 Life is so unpredictable, isn't it? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1001 Heads up, Tom. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1002 Deadlines are a killer. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1003 At least it's not an anvil. That's so cliché. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1004 I just have a feeling something big is coming my way...you know? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1005 Trust me. Life insurance is a sucker's bet. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1006 What a week! Scratched the car, couldn't sleep . . . 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1007 Don't bother, I'll get the check. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1008 Real quick, Steve – what’s your garage code? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1009 Coffee's cold. I won't be coming here again. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1010 I have planned for every eventuality. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1011 Your turn to buy lunch, or mine? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1012 You forgot to knock on wood. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1013 You won't believe what happened to me last night. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1014 I'm starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1015 Decaf! Can this day get any worse? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1016 I snuck in 22oz soda 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1017 Sugar? One brick or two? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1018 You know, I think I've finally discovered the meaning of life. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1019 Would you mind trading seats? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1020 Heads up, is so cliché. It's really unfortunate I don't have more time to think of something better. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1021 I feel a writer's block coming over me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1022 It's all about knowing when the next big thing is gonna hit. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1023 ... and I have no overhead. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1024 I mean, what's the rush? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1025 Why do you ask? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1026 That's going to ruin this interview. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1027 Then he called me a blockhead. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1028 Whew...I can't wait for this week to be over... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1029 ... and I told that fortune-telling mason to go **** himself. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1030 I don’t care what you’re trying to say, it’s rude to talk with your mouth full. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1031 Still think I'm paranoid? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1032 The last thing we need is more government safety regulations. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1033 32 feet per second per second. Why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1034 Sure, we can talk safely here. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1035 It's no secret. I take everyday as it comes. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1036 Since I met Joanne, my luck has changed completely 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1037 I don't think this week could get any worse. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1038 You think I should play the lottery today? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1039 I wonder why the Board of Health only rates this place as a "C"? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1040 Another brick on the fall. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1041 I just know my luck's gonna change soon. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1042 Today has been one of those days. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1043 Brink and mortar businesses will figh back 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1044 Hey, did you ask for one or two lumps in your coffee? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1045 And if that's not the truth, may God ... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1046 I feel like a breakthrough is coming. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1047 And after I confessed to her, it was as if a huge weight came off of my shoulders! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1048 I said Tinder not Cinder. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1049 This place doesn't knock me out. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1050 Why did you want to switch seats? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1051 And this idea hit me, like a ton of bricks. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1052 I wouldn't exactly call it being between a rock and a hard place. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1053 Ugh -- decaf. Now I'm gonna have a headache all day. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1054 So, stay with me on this, there was this light, this tunnel, this oncoming train ... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1055 Do you ever wonder what changes you would make to your life if you knew the exact date and time of your death? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1056 Yes, I remember. I asked for one lump. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1057 Karma's a bitch... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1058 Do you believe in second chances? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1059 So I says, "I get it, you're mad - you don't have to hit me over the head with a brick." 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1060 So, how do you like the Karma Cafe? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
1061 The NFL is right. How do you really know if you got a concussion? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1062 Well you can't say you didn't see it coming. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1063 Actually, Bob, it's not going to be a shoe. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1064 I'm dumb struck by your observation. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1065 I just don't see the need for that long term care coverage. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1066 I sense something big is about to hit. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1067 No, I have nothing planned for tomorrow. Why do you ask? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1068 My beneficiary...why do you ask? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1069 I thought it would be a shoe. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1070 Smashing idea! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1071 I've had better days. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1072 I never seem to finish anything. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1073 Did you know that UPS has started testing Delivery Drones for its deliveries to Construction Sites? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1074 Finally blocked all those emails I was getting from the church of irony. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1075 Fred I just can't shake the feeling of doom 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1076 Sorry, what did you just say about the duck. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1077 I just need something concrete, ya know? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1078 It's all about location and timing. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1079 Someone broke the glass ceiling again. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1080 Real quickly, any other ideas? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1081 You know what turning 50 is like? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1082 I'm too old to benefit from infrastructure improvements. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1083 This little place deserves more publicity. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1084 Uh oh, what fresh hell is this? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1085 What do you mean by "Cinder Block of Damocles?' 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1086 I've finally licked those nagging headaches. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1087 Then again, it's not the end of the world. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1088 I think it's time to reassess your position. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1089 It's been a great week so far. And you? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1090 The waiters here seem a little chippy. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1091 My dumb wife says supporting Trump will give me bad karma. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1092 This industrial vibe is a little risky. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1093 I'm not a praying man, but this morning I was so down I asked for a sign from above. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1094 Pass the mortar. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1095 And then the worst thing happened. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1096 I'm telling you, if there's another block in this deal, I'm dead. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1097 I wonder why the waitress had to "go upstairs" for artisanal, vegan, non-GMO, organic, non-diary creamer? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1098 I'm terribly worried about rising sea levels. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1099 I'm telling you Harry, there really is a secret cabal of all powerful elitists inflating the price of bricks and mortar for their own nefarious gains... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1100 No, not writer's block, I think it's something else. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1101 Coffee always cures my headaches. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1102 So much about you. Let me tell you about my recent string of bad luck. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1103 I don't care what my doctor says, eating fast food is safe. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1104 You're right, I need to stop worrying and start living. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1105 "Do you think it's risky if I blow off the block party? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1106 I'm just saying - those biscuits will kill you. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1107 I've had such good luck today, I should head right to the casino. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1108 You know Steve, suing Acme Corporation is one thing, but joining Mr. Coyote as a defendant is just asking for trouble. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1109 You know, this maybe the last time..... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1110 If I were you, I would skip dessert. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1111 What about my writer’s block? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1112 So I told her just to cancel my life insurance since I work in an office. What could happen to me? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1113 I switched to orange juice. Caffeine was giving me a headache. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1114 At this point nothing would surprise me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1115 I'm looking for something more concrete. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1116 My investments are up, my cholesterol is down... things are starting to fall into place. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1117 I think the hospital is one block away! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1118 Frankly, I get a headache every time we meet. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1119 The main stream media are a bunch of Chicken Littles. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1120 He said “karma” like I should know what it means. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1121 I'm telling you, there's no such thing as fate. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1122 I guess I'm stuck with the bill... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1123 Did your chair have an X on it, too? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1124 I wish there was a way to guarantee that I don't outlive my retirement savings. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1125 So the cement union's not happy, how's that going to affect me personally? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1126 Why would you ask if I have life insurance? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1127 Uh oh, I think the time's run out on my parking meter! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1128 I had the weirdest dream last night 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1129 So I tell the kid, You create your own luck. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1130 This time I ordered it with crushed ice. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1131 Well yes, I have heard that the market is falling; but what has that to do with dailylife? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1132 I'm worried--my dog died, my wife left me and they say bad things happen in threes. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1133 Good to take a break from the city's chaos. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1134 I was the building inspector in this town, long time ago. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1135 So I get fired, and then my wife leaves me. Could this day get any worse? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1136 Righto! Now we just wait for the other shoe to drop. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1137 This story could be a block buster. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1138 Sales are down, but its not like the roofs caving in 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1139 You know that artificial sweetener will kill ya. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1140 Let me see now, is it an anvil, or a book, or a toaster? I dunno, maybe I should just say 'Look out!' 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1141 I'm convinced the link between caffeine and headaches is inconclusive. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1142 My note says to be more obser.... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1143 I always say, "eat less, live longer." 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1144 Check, please. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1145 This is why I only drink decaf. Caffeine hits me like a brick. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1146 I've got the check, Doug. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1147 Why do you want to submit my proposal at the next staff meeting? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1148 So nothing from her lawyer? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1149 Well, maybe not a ton, but at least one would have to hit me before I vote for that slob. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1150 I wish there were a way to block everything out of my head. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1151 'Ahhhh....you know what Bob, I'll get the check next time' 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1152 So, David, I've decided to put you back in my will. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1153 Don't you know that stuff will kill you? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
1154 Don't worry so much, Sid; it'll never happen. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1155 Why yes, I do have a bottle of Advil on me. Why do you ask? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1156 It's now or never. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1157 So, your advice would be to sell immediately. Really? You sure? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1158 So you DON'T think now is a good time to sell? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1159 I know...but I'm pretty sure if I ignore it, it'll just disappear. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1160 The idea hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1161 May God strike me dead. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1162 I've gotten rid of a millstone around my neck. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1163 But then I topped her with 'Action speaks louder than words.' 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1164 Im a regular here 12 years and even I dont know why its called The Brick 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1165 If the coffee doesn't wake you up, this place has something stronger that will do the job. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1166 You mean that figuratively, of course. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1167 Suddenly, it hit me like... . 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1168 Enough theory; I'd prefer a concrete suggestion. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1169 I can't think of anything, I just need something to hit me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1170 I've no idea, but I'll know when it hits me 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1171 Are you ready for a heavy lunch? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1172 I really think term life insurance is the best for me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1173 it's a foreboding i can't seem to block 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1174 And that's why I've always been really lucky in life. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1175 Today couldn't get any worse. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1176 I'm working on my writer's block. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1177 Well, I won't keep you. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1178 Er, lean in? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1179 How dare you call me blockhead. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1180 Overhead is killing us. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1181 So he says, 'This isn't the last the Acme Corporation will hear of me!' and storms out. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1182 I don't know...I just keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1183 It's like this foreboding sense of doom. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1184 You know, there's something that's been weighing on my mind... . 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1185 May the lord strike me dead if I'm lying. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1186 I'm blocking on the name, but it'll come to me. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1187 We're developing the air rights. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1188 I wish now that I had splurged on a donut. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1189 Nah, a light bulb isn't pragmatic. It isn't achievable. At least with a cinder block, you know what you're getting. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1190 The cab missed me by inches 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1191 As a lawyer, I may not have been completely honest but let him that is without sin cast the first stone. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1192 I am looking up. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1193 I don't know how this day can get any worse. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1194 Of course no one else knows this, but... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1195 You're right, things are really starting to look up. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1196 Why are you always such a pessimist? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1197 Lunch is getting pretty boring... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1198 I don't believe in Karma... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1199 No, not cement. I'm pretty sure it's called a concrete block. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1200 They overcharged for the banana nut bread ... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1201 You no longer need to worry about the market crashing. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1202 My analyst tells me that I need to change my "Chicken Little" view of the world. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
1203 So, we pay children fifteen cents a day to work there. How could that possibly hurt me? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1204 You're the last person who should be giving me a 'Heads up.' 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1205 I can't believe you use artificial sweetener. That stuff will kill you. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1206 The divorce is final, I've moved into a great two bedroom, and I just got a promotion. You know, I finally feel like things are falling my way. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1207 The last supper. That's an odd name for a restaurant, right? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1208 I changed my mind. Let's take it to go. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1209 I keep getting these headaches. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1210 One lump will do. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
1211 I mean, what else could possibly go wrong? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1212 It's tea. Coffee gives me a headache. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1213 Goodbye Frank. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1214 Remember when you said yesterday was the worst day ever? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1215 My wife is still experimentong with new methods of getting my attention. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1216 John, this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1217 A blessing on your head mazal tov, mazal tov! A brick falling on your head, mazal tov, mazal tov! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1218 We should have left a tip last time. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1219 My philosophy has always been to expect the unexpected 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1220 Let me think about that for a minute. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1221 Tom celebrates his court victory over the Masons' union. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1222 Nothing literally ever happens to me. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1223 Do you ever have those days, when the whole world seems to coming down around you. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1224 Can you repeat that slowly so I can understand you? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1225 You ever get the feeling the world is closing in on you. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1226 ...and that's why I'm an atheist. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1227 Amazing how a great cup of coffee can brighten your whole outlook. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1228 My therapist says I'm a fatalist. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1229 I keep telling her I'm overinsured. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1230 I hate it when I don't have your full attention. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1231 Yeah. When your name is Damocles, things like this just tend to happen. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1232 So then, when does this insurance take effect? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1233 I have a feeling that it is not going to hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1234 Actually since going vegan I feel so much better. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1235 Look, Mr. Trump is absolutely sincere. May I be struck ---- 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1236 "Impactful?" What does that even mean? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1237 I like to keep things unpredictable. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1238 Here comes the start of that mirror you broke yesterday 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1239 I need more bad luck like I need a hole in the head. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1240 Have a pen...I'm ready to sign the life insurance policy. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1241 I never thought the aggregate would fall so fast ! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1242 Did you order the flat iron steak? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1243 I'm so glad they kept this place open during remodeling. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1244 What excuse should i use to skip out on work today? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1245 I need some concrete answers. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1246 Medicare. Why? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1247 Ten years of therapy and I finally believe that I don't have a target on my head. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1248 That pastry will kill you. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1249 I'm thinking of supporting Trump. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1250 Finish your drink and let's get out of here. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1251 My wife left me for my boss, my house burned down, my cat died but I'm finally beginning to think I've turned the corner. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1252 Their decaf latte just knocks me out. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1253 Please don't tell me it's that cinder block again. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1254 I think our deal just fell through. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1255 I'll find the next big thing if it kills me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1256 I did warn him it's a concrete jungle out here. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1257 Time for another round? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1258 I can really feel a headache coming on. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1259 Sure, it may not be the talking point of this election, but when's the last time infrastructure impacted you, anyway? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1260 Just once I'd like to receive a "heads up" about something ahead of time. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1261 You can pick up the check, right? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1262 Wow, that coffee kicked in really fast. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1263 This Tetris demo is just the first game for our VR glasses line. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1264 Just a second, it'll come to me 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1265 Two words, Phil, "whole-life". 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1266 I wanted my burger bloody. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1267 My analyst says that my obsessive forebodings of doom are the result of unresolved attachments to my mother. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1268 What exactly is a karma chameleon anyway? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1269 I'm not into wills, are you? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1270 "Life insurance"? "Why do you ask"? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1271 You wouldn't believe the good luck I've had lately. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1272 Geez, the sky is always falling with you! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1273 I'm having second thoughts on my year without tipping. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1274 It's just that nobody crosses the cinder lobby. I gotta watch my back. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1275 This writer's block I've been having is really killing me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1276 This day couldn't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1277 It'll eventually sink in. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1278 I told you we should wait until the glue dries. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1279 I hate Mondays. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1280 I want something light. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1281 ... And after she ended it, she called me a blockhead! Can you believe that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1282 You can’t go around thinking that the roof is going to fall on you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1283 You already paid the check, RIGHT??? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1284 Let's go. I think they want their table back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1285 Do you think I should change my Tinder selfie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1286 I hope you're not in love with that rolex. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1287 My x-wife and I used to come here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1288 What the? I ordered a scone, not a stone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1289 I want my epitaph to read: 'He passed tort reform.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1290 You're right, life is short. I should have requested the porcelain cup. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1291 Wow, almost spilled my coffee! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1292 Perhaps I should have left a tip? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1293 We need some concrete proof to cement our case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1294 I don't think the low sodium option will help at this point. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1295 I said, I can feel a headache coming on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1296 My mother always told me that if I'm in a quandary, just contemplate for a moment and then something will knock some sense into you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1297 I didn't realize it was an actual drop ceiling 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1298 Of course we're good to go! I can't imagine anything stopping this project 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1299 Criticizing his friends for speaking with their mouths full of food would prove to be the biggest mistake of Frank's life... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1300 You must always be prepared for whatever life throws at you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1301 I wish I could think of a way to block my transfer to Omaha. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1302 That's about as likely as getting hit on the head by a cinder block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1303 A drone comes crushing down! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1304 I guess I'm just a natural born optimist. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1305 You've really got to work on your pronunciation. It almost sounded like you ordered the `Cementi Grande.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1306 You're such an unhealthy eater. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1307 Sheesh! You'd think nobody'd ever asked her for a double tall half-caf, ristretto mocha, no foam almond milk 170 degree latte in a Venti cup before! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1308 Seriously Ted , after the morning I've had what on earth could possibly go wrong now? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1309 So, may I presume our conversation is over? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1310 Ummm Bob... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1311 Let's keep this on a need-to-know basis. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1312 Cinder what ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1313 I was wondering what it would be like if Trump became President... and then it hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1314 The wages of cinder block 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1315 I'v been invited to a block party 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1316 THIS COFFEE IS TO DIE FOR 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1317 So here's something weird. Last week this street psychic told me, "Beware the Ides of March." I just saw him again and said, "Hey pal, the Ides are come." So, what does he say? "Aye, Julius, but not gone." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1318 Should've seen this one coming. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1319 Do you ever get a strange feeling that someone you really care about is in grave danger? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1320 It's just one sugary soft drink. What's the worst that could happen? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1321 When I get an idea it comes out of the blue. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1322 I feel like I need a change. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1323 I don't like to be a doomsayer, but.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1324 The fixtures are tacky but I like the exposed brick. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1325 My horoscope says I'll get word from higher-ups today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1326 What's the best thing for a headache? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1327 I just don't want to die like some cartoon character. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1328 She finally said "yes!" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1329 I agree - the overhead is a definite liability. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1330 Sometimes I think things can't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1331 The Triple-Shot Caramel Latte Surprise. You? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1332 Those carbs are going to kill you someday. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1333 The coffee here gives me a major headache! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1334 Any idea why they call it “The Sadist’s Surprise Café”? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1335 This writers block will be the death of me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1336 There's that look again, like there's something your not telling me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1337 And then it hit me.......a metaphor can never actually happen or it wouldn't be a metaphor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1338 I agree. If you see something, say something. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1339 I can't take the guilt any more. I've been seeing your wife. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1340 Sure, the market's in turmoil, but it's not like the sky is falling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1341 The good news is, at least this day can't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1342 Everything OK Harry? You look a little distracted. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1343 They forgot the whipped cream again. Could this day get any worse?! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1344 After 34 years I'm retiring from bricklaying to spend time with my family and finally write that novel I've been thinking about... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1345 Yes, I did fire the surly building contractor. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1346 So, when Concrete Union #61 threatened to strike, I said "Go right ahead," and I hired a platoon of scabs in two flicks of a trowel. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1347 Relax... I hate pushy insurance salesmen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1348 What do you mean by "clear signs of another imminent real estate bubble crash"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1349 So, Wilson, as long as I'm senior partner, your fat bonus is guaranteed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1350 I like one lump with my coffee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1351 ”Is your insurance paid up?! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1352 You know what hit me today like a ton of bricks? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1353 Yes, I, too, think that Donald Trump is very honest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1354 I think she heard that... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1355 I'll sign power of attorney over to you when we get back to the office. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1356 All I asked was if they liked 'Kinky Boots'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1357 You know that feeling when the other shoe is about to drop? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1358 I suppose you also want me to believe in global warming... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1359 I finally got my cholesterol down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1360 Phillip, right now I dare say there are more urgent matters than to quibble over the amount of the tip. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1361 My OCD is much better thanks. Why just today I started stepping on cracks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1362 I only drink strong coffee when I sense a headache coming on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1363 I was going to say lunch is on me, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1364 He's not Mr. Trump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1365 Don't look now, but there's a guy behind you who looks exactly like the Grim Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1366 My divorce is creating a big headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1367 I make $60 an hour working from home... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1368 Stop interrupting; let me finish... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1369 My eyes are down here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1370 Look, if there’s no ceiling, then how are those lamps hanging there, huh? Explain that! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1371 No way. My mind doesn't work like that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1372 We figured the best place to cut corners was with the mason's contract. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1373 They say that the vibe in the upstairs section is more exciting 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1374 You know, this coffee is good to the last drop... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1375 My insurance company? It used to be New England Life. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1376 I just don't see the benefit of term life insurance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1377 Those macchiatos will kill ya. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1378 As long as there's no second panel, I'll be fine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1379 Waiter, Separate checks 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1380 My problem has always been I'm too theoretical. I just have no talent for concrete thinking! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1381 I've got to tell you -- the answer hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1382 I hear overhead is coming down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1383 People are so surprised when the market crashes. But, like I always say, what goes up, must come down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1384 I'm a white American male at the peak of my career in the 21st century. Really, I have no worries. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1385 Prepping for the meeting with my boss just got a whole lot less awkward. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1386 Do you think I was too hard on the waitress? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1387 Ugh, they used soy milk in my latte. Could this day possibly get any worse? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1388 As I was saying, the bottom 's gonna drop outta this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1389 Trump has as much of a chance of wining the Republican nomination as a brick hitting me in the head at lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1390 Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww, you dunk your sandwich? Might as well hit me with a cinder block... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1391 You have a better chance of being hit by a falling cinder block than winning Powerball. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1392 I don't know what else can go wrong. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1393 I can never think of anything to put on my Instagram page. Can you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1394 ...so my ex starts stammering something about new, simpler, drone technology??? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1395 DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET FALLING ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1396 Only divine intervention could screw up this deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1397 I only slept with Susan once! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1398 I am not sure what I believe, why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1399 I've got something on my mind. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1400 Enjoy your sandwich... I having steak... I just wrote a $5,000,000.00 policy on this place... Effective at midnight tonight... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1401 After admitting the shortcuts we took building this place, I feel like a great weight has been taken off my shoulders. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1402 I got a letter about an audit from the IRS this morning--talk about a crappy start to the day. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1403 Heck, if you ask me, that whole karma thing is a scam. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1404 What? What's falling? The Dow? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1405 I really feel like just a light lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1406 I've blocked out all next week for a little downtime. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1407 Hmmm. He does have a better parking space... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1408 I have discovered the identity of God and the true meaning of life in... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1409 Do we usually tip here? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1410 That brings us to item number six on your expense report...'cinder block booby-trap'. I'll have to disallow that as well! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1411 You'll never guess what my daily horoscope says. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1412 And then the scene ended. Just like that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1413 Barring any unforeseen circumstances... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1414 So, as soon as we get back to the office, I'm firing you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1415 Lunch with you is always a headache just waiting to happen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1416 God, schmod. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1417 Heads? What do you mean "heads"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1418 My advice is to live every moment like it's your last. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1419 Well, God strike me down if I'm wrong, but I think he really will make America great again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1420 Better luck next time Joe, they chose me for the position. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1421 What are the odds of that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1422 Hey, I really could use some advice 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1423 No! He didn't sign yet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1424 No, I was an thinking open-face turkey sandwich, not duck; why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1425 What could be worse than falling interest rates? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1426 Things are really starting to look up for me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1427 See something? Say something! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1428 So I'm thinking, "Where the hell did I leave that cinder block?!"--and then it hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1429 I guess we won't have time for a refill... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1430 On second thought, I wouldn't worry about that second spoonful of sugar.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1431 So I told him he was too vague and I needed something more concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1432 I think I see a problem with your logic. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1433 You're really eating their heart attack special? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1434 Well, maybe not a ton. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1435 I can't seem to get over this mental block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1436 Looks like you picked the wrong day to quit drinking coffee! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1437 I think they misinterpreted... on the rocks 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1438 Should we take this to go? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1439 I should probably text him to tell him to move. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1440 I'm not falling for that one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1441 Bob "I don't feel safe here..." Jeff "Oh don't worry Bob it is totally safe around here... What were you saying about voting for Donald Trump" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1442 Did I mention my firm completed retrofitting the place in record time? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1443 Are you going to finish that ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1444 Ever feel like nothing is going your way? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1445 I've decided my best days are ahead of me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1446 We're going to need a concrete plan. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1447 I feel like, when the right idea comes to me, it will hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1448 Things are starting to look up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1449 ...it doesn't necesarily have to be a TON of bricks... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1450 Fate is just spiritual gloominess. I'm more of a concrete thinker. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1451 say, can you spot me a twenty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1452 I told you the Rueben's to die for. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1453 I can't remember exactly, but when I do..it's gonna hit me like a ton of bricks!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1454 So she says I'm too pessismistic. "Chin up," she says. I say, I'm just levelheaded is all. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1455 Things have been looking up for me lately. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1456 What'da you think about the new high-rises in the neighborhood? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1457 ...and then I said, of course I'm voting for Hillary! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1458 I don't think you fully appreciate the gravity of this situation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1459 For the life of me, I can't imagine anything worse than a President Trump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1460 Dating apps? I'm on Cinder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1461 Very soon, I'd guess. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1462 So how's your life insurance policy? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1463 My psychic told me I'm going to have a lot on my mind today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1464 Lunch is on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1465 If you see something, say something 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1466 This is not our usual power lunch Ted. I hired you for innovative and creative ideas, so far you've come up empty. It's time you come up with one good "concrete" idea, if not....I'm going to have to let you go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1467 No one ever tells me anything. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1468 'I can't escape the feeling that if I support Trump something terrible will happen.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1469 I'm thinking about buying long term care insurance. What do you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1470 That's one way to break the glass ceiling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1471 Why the look, you know I like my coffee with just one lump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1472 Sure, the market's down. But at least the sky isn't falling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1473 Sure am glad the building inspector gave the okay. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1474 They say the coffee in here has got some kick to it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1475 I lost my job, my friends and family think I'm a loser, my dog ran away... What have I got to lose? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1476 Yes, my spirit animal is a coyote. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1477 Sometimes it's like "I should'a stayed in bed..." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1478 How can I put it in more concrete terms? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1479 ... all of which leaves me searching for some kind of a sign. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1480 If I don't get my coffee first thing, I could die. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1481 The last few weeks have been rough, Jim, but I think I've turned the corner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1482 Well, he is a blockhead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1483 I need something stronger to wake me this morning. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1484 …and sometimes you've got to draw the line between comedy and helping out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1485 O.K., confession time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1486 You never know when inspiration will hit you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1487 Ever feel like God is out to get you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1488 Hell. Who knows how much time any of us have. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1489 Yes, but why now? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1490 Look … I understood all the dynamics of the problem from the very beginning. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1491 I'LL PICK UP THE CHECK NEXT TIME 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1492 And then it hit me - I'm not living life fully. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1493 I am dunking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1494 Do you ever get the feeling that it's all tumbling down? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1495 I'm running late for my 3 o'clock........ 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1496 I realize now how much time I've wasted worrying about all the bad things that might happen, but never do. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1497 The wife said her lawyer would be dropping something off today... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1498 Take my advice Ted. Relax. Live for the moment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1499 Chicken Little Diner? Who comes up with these names? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1500 Yes, my name is Chick Little, why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1501 Somebody's got to be cut, so you're fi... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1502 No, I don't think you DO need to worry that your 401(k) is falling like a rock... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1503 I dunno, it feels like I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1504 I've been meaning to make a will. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1505 Well, the good news is my lab results came back negative... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1506 This Friday the 13th thing is a crock, don't you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1507 When I concentrate, nothing can distract me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1508 In the absence of further problems, let's go ahead with it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1509 Wow, your writer's block is much worse than I thought. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1510 Trust me, I'm capable of an open mind on this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1511 The 'what' of Damocles? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1512 Oh, good, you see it, too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1513 I don't know what to do - she just keeps dropping these things on me out of nowhere. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1514 You're not gonna live to 50 eating all those breakfast sandwiches. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1515 The pastor said I need blind faith, but I'm really looking for a sign... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1516 My TED talk is - On the Job Braining. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1517 ... and then it hit me, like a ton of ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1518 The occasional doughnut won't kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1519 It's like we're stuck choosing between a bullet or poison. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1520 It's nothing concrete, just an overwhelming existential fear. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1521 What goes up must come down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1522 It might fall on all of us as a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1523 You know what I like about the street food business? No overhead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1524 Quick! Sign it! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1525 It hit me like a brick. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1526 No, I cancelled that insurance policy last week. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1527 I'd leave that lid on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1528 My coffee's cold." "I wouldn't worry about it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1529 I'm not so sure this is such a good idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1530 You just don't know what it's like to feel the impending doom of a ton of bricks about to descend upon you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1531 There'd better not be sugar in this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1532 Why the sudden interest in 'low-probability high-impact events'? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1533 I'll tell you the bad news first. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1534 Here comes the just dessert. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1535 I'll start by providing you with some foundation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1536 I want your honest opinion. Do you think I'm paranoid? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1537 It was the SWORD of Damocles, you idiot. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1538 This very well could be the Cubs' year. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1539 You're a hopeless pessimist, Herb. You're always shouting the sky is falling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1540 Over my dead body am I going to keep what you just said off the record! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1541 At least the sky itself isn't falling! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1542 I tell you, if I was religious, I'd be looking for a sign. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1543 Guess I'm paying for lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1544 I'd say Old Sal took the news of his “retirement” surprisingly well. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1545 If Trump doesn't win watch your investments crash on your head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1546 I just wish something could jog my memory.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1547 I think my luck is finally starting to turn around. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1548 Then the mean witch told me that my Cinderblockumbrella was stupid. I was crushed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1549 Like you said, it happens. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1550 Good thing you got it to go 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1551 I mean what's the worst thing that could happen ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1552 I think it says ACME. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1553 Our divorce ended amicably. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1554 It literally hit me like a ton of bricks... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1555 And the worst thing is ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1556 Yes, and Trump is going to win the nomination. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1557 I guess I will pay for lunch 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1558 The worst of it, really, was her ambivalence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1559 ... but all in all, I have to say that things are looking up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1560 What a day. First, my psychic cancels... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1561 Know any good hangover cures? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1562 Frankly, I don't believe in chance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1563 Writer's block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1564 I'm sick of all of these news guys acting like the worlds coming to an end. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1565 Let's make that the last time you call me Blockhead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1566 I'll be glad when I don't have to listen to that construction anymore. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1567 I still can't believe I hit the lottery for 5 million yesterday. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1568 I don't really have much confidence in our new headhunter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1569 So, I lowered the boom on the United Block-Layers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1570 My life feels like a Road Runner cartoon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1571 I don't get irony. It's gotta just hit me over the head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1572 I don't see how today could get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1573 I have a feeling this one is on me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1574 No, I'm NOT kidding...I'm for Trump! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1575 I need you to watch my back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1576 Seriously...Tom...it isn't like the sky is going to fall 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1577 I'll never understand FOMO. If I'm meant to be somewhere, I'll be there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1578 I finally paid off my student loans. Things are really looking up! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1579 This place is falling apart, but the food is good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1580 No, yeah, things are good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1581 Bob, do you believe in predestination? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1582 You know that feeling when it just hits you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1583 Labeling her a stalker would be an understatement. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1584 Nope, I don't see duck on the menu. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1585 You mean concrete block; cement is just an ingredient. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1586 I think they took my complaint quite seriously 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1587 I wonder if the Chicken Little comes with a side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1588 Want to know the secret of life? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1589 At least things can't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1590 Got any concrete ideas? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1591 Getting that promotion has been a weight off my shoulders. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1592 So I told her to give me one concrete reason why I should. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1593 Made an appointment with the lawyer for a will. Better late then never. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1594 Sorry, can't do that. My afternoons are all blocked out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1595 I recommend we bump up your insurance a bit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1596 I'm sure it's a reasonable offer but I just don't feel a need for life insurance just now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1597 If this isn't the best retirement plan for you, may God strike me dead! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1598 Better hope what's styrofoam? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1599 Are you even listening to what I'm saying? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1600 My guess is that you would believe the scientific community consensus if they said the sky was falling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1601 I wonder if his office is bigger than mine... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1602 Are you feeling a down draft? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1603 After 32 years at that hell hole, I'm really looking forward to my retirement tomorrow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1604 I couldn't be more concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1605 That sounds too heavy for lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1606 There goes the housing market..... again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1607 It's more than a job. For me, risk management is a calling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1608 Let's face it--anvils have become cliche. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1609 I keep thinking I'm part of this "Truman Show" thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1610 And I finally paid off my student loan this week. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1611 Nice try, Jeff. April fool. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1612 How's the market today? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1613 Mike, I'll take care of the bill. My ex's alimony check will be delayed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1614 So I said, 'Where's Superman when you need him'? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1615 Mel? It's not the sugar that's gonna kill you... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1616 Trickle-down briconomics??! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1617 I can't shake this sense of impending doom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1618 Same old, same old. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1619 Might be a good idea not to wait for your coffee to cool before you drink it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1620 My plans aren't set in concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1621 My lunch here always reminds me of Chicken Little. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1622 This headache can't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1623 Did you see the way that old gypsy looked at me? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1624 What makes you think you'll be getting my job? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1625 Really Stan, is it too much of me to ask that you look at me when I am speaking? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1626 Do you feel a breeze in here? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1627 Unfortunately, there was only one way to get Sidney to stop talking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1628 I'll try it. What's the worst thing that could happen? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1629 Party crasher. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1630 I hate to tell you this, but... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1631 You know, too much self-awareness is fatal 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1632 I don't know what it is, but it just keeps going through my mind. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1633 look seriously, I don't think you have to worry about that possibility, no one builds floor plates with... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1634 I make my own luck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1635 Everything's up in the air. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1636 No I don't know why they're called "cinder blocks." I think they're made out of something much heavier. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1637 My business is bankrupt, I was indicted, my wife left me. . . even this coffee is terrible, . . what else could possibly happen? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1638 My wife is dating a contractor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1639 Next time, my treat. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1640 I really don't see why we should raise the minimum wage. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1641 This meeting was just to give you a heads up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1642 Sign Here, Quick! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1643 Seriously – at this place – you leave a tip? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1644 I didn't tip the barista. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1645 And as if things couldn't get worse, I can't get the lid off this coffee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1646 It's on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1647 I'm glad you appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1648 Your problem is that you're not optimistic enough. Stop thinking thinking there's danger around the corner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1649 Tell me again about your proposal for using Legos for our remodeling needs 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1650 I just know I'm gonna be blocked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1651 Opposing Trump might be dangerous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1652 The coffee at this place is to die for. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1653 So I told her, "Relax, I'll just pick it up on the way home." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1654 I can do it, I told my PA to block out my afternoon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1655 Acme? What's that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1656 That extra shot of espresso hit me like a ton of bricks."---"Oh, I don't think so. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1657 About to be hit by a sender block? Well, that'll keep me from wasting so much time on email. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1658 Hard work got me to where I am, Jim, not luck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1659 Yep, I never seen it coming. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1660 What do you take me for, a blockhead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1661 Cheer up. Every cloud has a silver lining. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1662 We know Hoffa is buried under............ 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1663 Goddamit, I told them half soy, half lactaid mixed with a decaf americano. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1664 I fear this new low cost, one-at-a-time terrorism. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1665 No, I never read the story of Chicken Little. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1666 Writer's block? I don't believe in it. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1667 I'll bring in my own drink if I want to and they can't do anything about it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1668 Sugar for my coffee, then signature for my life insurance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1669 There is nothing worse than paying five dollars for coffee 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1670 According to my FitBit, I'm a few steps short of my goal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1671 Did Amazon mention they would be delivering your order by drone? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1672 When Wall Street hits you, the Wall hits you hard. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1673 Ha, ha, my mother-in-law is always telling me I'm "one brick short of a load" Can't wait to tell her about my promotion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1674 .....and the gold is in the.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1675 Now who's going to do my taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1676 Don't worry about any backlash from the Bricklayers' Union. They're pretty harmless. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1677 After 12 purchases, you get a surprise. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1678 A writer's block is the least of your worries right now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1679 When's the deadline? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1680 Darn it, they gave me a cappuccino and I asked for a flat white. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1681 What were you saying about the drop dead date? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1682 I just need to get hit by concrete evidence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1683 I told you not to keep sending your food back to the kitchen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1684 Oh, and I signed up for that new drone delivery service everyone's' talking about. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1685 My bran muffin had zero trans fats! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1686 I hope this coffee helps me wake up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1687 The service here is killing me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1688 So she says, 'one lump or two?' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1689 It just hit me - it's either her or me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1690 'Much as I regret having to do this, Ted.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1691 Then the solution suddenly came to me, like someone from above just hit me over the head with a huge brick ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1692 Good thing Quantum Mechanics doesn't occur on the macroscopic scale. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1693 When I confessed my latest dalliance to the wife, she became eerily silent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1694 I just feel like there's this huge weight hanging over me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1695 Not one brick, I told her. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1696 It's like I'm waiting for the -- I don't know -- other shoe to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1697 I know that worried look, Fred, but save it for after lunch, okay? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1698 I keep a lid on my coffee so it won't get spilled. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1699 Why do they say April is the cruelest month? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1700 So, yeah, the brain surgery went great. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1701 Calm Down! You always think the sky is fall! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1702 So I said to him, "bad things happen to bad people" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1703 Um, Steve, I think you should move your head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1704 At first I thought that was pepper on my toast. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1705 I told you we should've gone to Denny's. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1706 Please focus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1707 My contractor keeps me updated through social media. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1708 That's my final offer! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1709 The market's bad, but I wouldn't say the sky is falling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1710 ... And then one day you won't even know what hit you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1711 I don't care what my wife says, spending our life savings on those hair plugs has really paid off. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1712 Did you read about the killer called the Cinderblock Shot Putter? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1713 My doctor said I could postpone the colonoscopy, but better safe than sorry, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1714 I have to stop thinking these dark thoughts 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1715 Thanks for blocking some time out with me today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1716 No, I've never been hit with writer's block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1717 I don't know what it is, man. I think I might be getting depressed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1718 That's the thing about this election season, the lack of gravity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1719 Why don't I get this one? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1720 I have no idea if I'm doing the right thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1721 Did you order off the menu? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1722 I had a real bad day at the office.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1723 I'll explain the gravity of the situation to you after this coffee; it's a life saver! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1724 When I get a great idea, it hits me like a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1725 Life's so monotonous. I wish something interesting would happen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1726 Mankind hasn't yet explained life, let alone life's universal antidote. When it's your time, away you go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1727 Can you give me something that is more concrete? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1728 Do you prefer 1 lump or 2? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1729 Nothing can stop me now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1730 Glad it's Friday , it's been a rough week. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1731 What are the odds of being hit by a ton of bricks? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1732 Its all part of being a New Yorker 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1733 And then it hit me... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1734 That coffee will knock you out! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1735 Hang on, it'll come to me in a just a sec... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1736 You may not need the jolt from your coffee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1737 I'm out of ideas. If only something would hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1738 You're nuts, Luck has nothing to do with our success 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1739 I have this ominous feeling -- like someone's watching me through the window. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1740 I'm expecting a little something from my ex 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1741 I've decided to apologize to Putin. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1742 It's time to cement our relationship. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1743 How come nothing ever happens to me? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1744 Why don't you sign now so we can relax over dessert? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1745 I have this sudden urge for a Fig Newton. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1746 Why in such a hurry for me to sign the bill? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1747 I'm telling you; brick and mortar business is Dead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1748 Hey, guess who getting your corner office? Me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1749 Just once, I wish a lunch meeting would end with something concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1750 You might want to take your coffee to go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1751 Horoscope - Schmoroscope... I'll be a pragmatist 'til the day I die. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1752 So, I’m talking to that annoying Chicken Little life insurance guy, and he acts like I could be sitting somewhere, minding my own business, and get killed by a falling cinder block or something. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1753 Well, I'm history. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1754 Nothing's coming to mind yet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1755 No way in hell am I going to vote for Donald Trump 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1756 Outside of a clear sign from the almighty God himself, I'm voting for Trump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1757 I feel like I'm in a loony tunes cartoon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1758 Have you ever had the feeling that your best days lie ahead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1759 What earthquake? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1760 C'mon Bob! Your always off dreaming...never noticing the little things... it's sad. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1761 Instead of the falling piano cliché, its the falling brick cliché. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1762 The fortune in diamonds is hidden under the... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1763 Ugh, writer's block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1764 No sugar. How can I get a lump? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1765 There is simply no way to convince me that our job description should require a hardhat. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1766 Any final thoughts on the matter? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1767 Animal, vegetable, or mineral? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1768 There can't be anything worse than getting fired and sued for divorce in the same week! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1769 I'm waiting for a really concrete idea to hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1770 .. She says she won't. He says he will. But what we really need, is a sign from above 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1771 You know, I've been trying to understand this mental block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1772 I've never felt so fulfilled 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1773 Dang he'll probably get to take the day off for this 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1774 Sometimes you just can't find an anvil on short notice. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1775 Maybe I shouldn't have written that Trump is a blockhead 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1776 I'm a lawyer for union busters--why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1777 Did you forget to leave a tip last time we ate here!!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1778 I'm waiting for a sign from above that this is a bad idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1779 Yeah, I'm starting to save for retirement this year. You? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1780 I was so glad to get rid of writer's block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1781 Some day the block grant proposal will come back to bite us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1782 This coffee actually is pretty good. So much for my bad feeling about this place. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1783 There is no concrete proof that climate change is real. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1784 You can’t scare me with polls, David. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1785 With this building I proved you can do an entire large structure out of cinder block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1786 So you're against the Affordable Care Act? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1787 Now here's a concrete idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1788 Ever had the feeling the sky is falling? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1789 My only complaint with this restaurant is that sometimes the food is a little heavy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1790 No, it's not quite like the Sword of Damocles. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1791 That's going to leave a mark 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1792 I feel like I'm getting a headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1793 I could really do with a caffeine hit right about now 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1794 So I told him again that I had enough insurance and insisted that he leave. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1795 Pay attention, Bob, I'm showing you the right way to dunk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1796 I make it a point to anticipate everything that could possibly go wrong. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1797 If we're still not happy, it says someone from the weight staff will be in touch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1798 At least I have my health. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1799 They did a nice renovation on this place. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1800 I didn't mean it, God ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1801 I'll get the tab. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1802 Look, Fred, nobody really NEEDS insurance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1803 Finally, I can retire! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1804 It's hard to realize how charmed a life we lead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1805 This seemed like a much better idea when we were drinking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1806 Apparently, God doesn't use lightning bolts indoors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1807 "Hmmm... Out of the coyote... Guess I'll go with the panko crusted roadrunner instead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1808 Instead of coffee I could have had a V-8. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1809 So, what do you think? Stocks or bonds? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1810 I know I can't wait for something to just drop on my head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1811 I'll probably die before this coffee cools off! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1812 No, I mean it. Nothing's worse than being hit with writer's block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1813 Sometimes I feel like I need to be hit by a one of brick to get going. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1814 So, what's up with you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1815 What's our drop-dead date for the Flanders contract? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1816 Why do you think that these sessions make you anxious? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1817 It's got too many calories, but I figure, you can get killed just crossing the street. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1818 So. Could it get any worse? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1819 I keep getting hit with writer's block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1820 She looked at my Palm and said this would be the best day of my life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1821 Boy, I can't shake this headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1822 It's 'Dunkin' Donuts', not 'Duck' - why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1823 I think Damocles was a family name. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1824 Looks like Death lives just a block away from here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1825 I guess our Brick App is finally working. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1826 And then this clown tried to sell me life insurance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1827 You can't deny he builds great buildings. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1828 Is it a premonition or precognition when you feel something bad is going to happen? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1829 Is it bigger than a breadbox? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1830 Quick, John, pay the bill! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1831 And then she said, "Don't worry about it, I forgive you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1832 You ever have on of those days? If I was outside, I bet a plane would fall on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1833 So I just went upstairs and told him that, as coop board president, I could shut down his apartment renovation any time I felt like it…. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1834 George? God, you always tune out during the heavy stuff. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1835 Quick , say "SHAZAM". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1836 I specifically requested a second lump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1837 Just waiting for the other brick to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1838 I think I'll have the duck 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1839 Here today... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1840 Luckily I was not laid-off today 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1841 No, I said writers block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1842 With Trump about to win the nomination, I feel a sense of hope. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1843 I got to tell you, I worry about the future. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1844 Nope. Definitely don't want to switch seats. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1845 What do they mean by "open during deconstruction"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1846 Isn't this the building under investigation by the Building Department for shoddy construction? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1847 Hypotheticals won't work here. The boss wants something concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1848 So at this point defeating Trump is my only real concern. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1849 My wife says I can't complain to any more restaurant managers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1850 On this issue do you think that I should lean more to the right or left? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1851 Any plans for tonight? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1852 The divorce is not concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1853 I quit eating pastrami. That stuff will kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1854 I want to talk to you about the money you owe me 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1855 So I said to myself, 'What's the worst that can happen?' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1856 I'm having the pancake. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1857 I wouldn't worry about the sales figures. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1858 It hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1859 So I think I'm going to cash in my chips and spend the rest of my life working for an NGO, or maybe do organic gardening, you know, something meaningful. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1860 Sure, I tip in restaurants. But at a counter? Nah. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1861 I'm telling you, someday, it'll hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1862 What do you mean, "Live a little."? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1863 i don't know about you, but I'm ready to cement this deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1864 Hmmm..."Heads up!" is probably the wrong warning.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1865 Fasting on Yom Kippur is for suckers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1866 The downfall of pop-up restaurants! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1867 Technically, I am a "beta-tester" for Acme Corporation 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1868 It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a brick!" "Seriously dude! Think of something better for the new Superman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1869 I feel inspiration is going to hit me any second! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1870 My plans are not concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1871 Maybe I shouldn't of yelled at those workers to be quiet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1872 Why are all the people in the office calling me Chicken Little? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1873 What exactly was that waiver you signed walking in? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1874 Drone delivery of building supplies? Never happen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1875 You gotta stop eating sandwiches every day, Mike. The carbs are gonna kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1876 Eat here long enough and it'll kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1877 That block of angry tweets from the Cloud should be coming in any time now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1878 I'm struggling to overcome an irrational fear of impending doom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1879 Let me be more concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1880 Your student loans are about to become less of a problem 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1881 I think I'm coming down with "Architect's Block". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1882 Boy, I could really use something to clear out my head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1883 These days one never knows what might fall from the sky! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1884 You know, I am the luckiest man alive. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1885 I wish that I could think of that guy's name. It's like I have a mental block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1886 Things are finally looking up for me, Bill. I can feel it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1887 No I don't think we should pay more taxes for building inspectors! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1888 I've been thinking about my future. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1889 .....Chicken Little was right. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1890 So the divorce isn't going well? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1891 . . . so I splurged on the Ferrari, 'cause life's too short. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1892 If it's not one damn thing, it's another! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1893 If I don't get the check soon, I could die. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1894 Hum, Ah John, did I ever tell you your wife is HOT! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1895 You will never believe where I hid the money. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1896 HR has our team going on a retreat next weekend to teach us how to "live in the moment." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1897 I heard that Trump build this building 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1898 Where do you keep your executive washroom key? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1899 Tell me more about your accidental death and dismemberment policy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1900 If the gratuity is already included, how do I punish the server for horrible service? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1901 Show me something concrete and then we'll talk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1902 So what else could possibly happen? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1903 It's like the sword of Damoclese, only more concrete 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1904 And then I said to myself, "Bill, you gotta make some concrete plans for your future." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1905 I hear they've opened a Zumba upstairs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1906 You should have seen that construction worker's face when I told him to stop oogling my secretary. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1907 I think you should eliminate your overhead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1908 Life is about hard work, Jim. Not luck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1909 'I think I'm getting writer's block'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1910 …I mean, it's not like a cinderblock is going to fall on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1911 This remodeling project is going to be the death of me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1912 What did you say about the "duck" ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1913 I don't know what it is today....it feels like I've been hit by a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1914 But next round on me 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1915 This one's my treat. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1916 I'm gonna be crushed if I don't get that promotion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1917 Look, either you've got it or you don't! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1918 And so, dear friend, that is why I have left my entire Estate to you." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1919 He did make me pay for his coffee... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1920 Eating anything this early would hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1921 Boss, don't move! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1922 I'm trying to think of a concrete example. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1923 I wonder if these coffee lids are BPA-free. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1924 I'm pretty smart. I don't need a brick to hit me over the head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1925 What could possibly happen? My prenup incorporates every fail-safe mechanism that one can imagine. She may as well call it a day and move on. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1926 I've always loved you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1927 The likelihood of Trump being the Republican nominee is as likely as a cinder block falling from the ...!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1928 It looks like they took your complaint seriously. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1929 You didn't order a side of falling cinderblock, did you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1930 It's not like I sit around waiting for the other shoe to drop........ 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1931 Man. I feel a headache coming on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1932 Move?! I'm rent stabilized! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1933 I'm so ready for a change. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1934 Should have tipped. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1935 I'm telling you, my life can't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1936 How the world sees Trump's arrival to the US presidential race. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1937 There is a God. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1938 There’s no harm in being 5 minutes late. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1939 Hmmm.Could be a lawsuit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1940 So then I just walked out before she could retaliate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1941 I can't tell how lucky I feel to have someone like you to talk to." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1942 Actuarially speaking, I've got another good 40 years ahead of me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1943 Ok, ok! In the unlikely event that I die before you, you can have my vinyl collection. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1944 I feel like a nap is coming.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1945 Without an eyewitness or a murder weapon we're gonna need something really concrete here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1946 I'm not that worried about sugar killing me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1947 My policy has a double indemnity clause for death by cinder block, why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1948 After that meeting, the day can only get better. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1949 How's my day? So far, so good... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1950 Heads up, Ed--cement block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1951 I just need a few days off. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1952 So you think I should renew my life insurance policy? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1953 Remember when I told you we should invest in infrastructure? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1954 Lately, I've been feeling this enormous weight over me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1955 For some reason my broker advised me to get out of the futures market. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1956 Dad, I'm a liberal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1957 Bob, I think the situation calls for a little levity 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1958 Seems like lately I've been suffering from a mental block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1959 I just need one concrete idea , just one ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1960 Global warming is what worries me the most 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1961 Ever have a worrisome premonition? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1962 Life is so short. We need to treasure every . . . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1963 Hey, pay attention when I'm talking to you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1964 Life's too short to drink bad coffee, don't you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1965 Uh, Fred, I think they want the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1966 I've just been feeling this impending doom lately, I'm sure it's all in my head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1967 Inspiration's about to strike—I can feel it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1968 And then it hit me; she DID love me. She wasn't trying to kill me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1969 I'm just trying to work through this Chicken Little syndrome. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1970 That's good, but I need something concrete! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1971 'Cinderblock of Damocles?' Is that even a thing? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1972 Falling cinder blocks happen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1973 Today's my last day at work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1974 Right now it sucks to be you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1975 I need another donut like I need a hole in the head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1976 I think I have a mental block 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1977 Superstitious? No. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1978 I'm a big-picture thinker. Why should I focus on more immediate issues? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1979 Yes, double indemnity. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1980 Heads Up 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1981 You're right, you never know. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1982 Let's not talk about me 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1983 Did you ever wake up feeling like nothing bad could possibly happen today? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1984 And today, I pick up my big fat Lotto check. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1985 Do I still have your attention? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1986 The skyway is falling! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1987 No, it's been a miserable week. But at least it can't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1988 And, suddenly, the a theoretical physicist had a breakthrough revelation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1989 I believe it's my turn. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1990 The market is really plummeting today. I need a solid investment 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1991 There's never a good time to talk about life insurance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1992 Any strong feelings about destiny Ralph? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1993 It's time to go! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1994 May God strike me dead if I'm not telling you the honest truth! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1995 What would Macbeth do? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1996 Don't get excited. The Daily News Wasn't Bought 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1997 Don't move. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1998 What are you mumbling about? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1999 Did you ever have one of those days when you wished that it would all end? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2000 "Heads" what? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2001 ...and I'm feeling pretty good about having Syracuse in my Final Four.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2002 Each person who discovered the truth died under mysterious circumstances. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2003 I thought Acme went out of business when kids all got their own iPads. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2004 You won't believe what happened today. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
2005 So, if we can just steer clear of the unforeseen... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2006 I know it's a small thing, but I switched to decaf this morning. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2007 I've got to stop waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2008 Somehow, I feel like I'm having a Wylie E. Coyote-like day. ... . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2009 Penny for your thoughts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2010 I want to be more open-minded. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2011 You got yours for here, I got mine to go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2012 Calm down, I still have a couple of seconds. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2013 And your obsession with Henny Penny gives me a headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2014 I don't think they serve duck here... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2015 I spent the weekend at another awareness retreat. You? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2016 You know Bob, I finally feel like things are looking up for me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2017 And my hair transplant doc just told me my scalp is looking like the White House lawn... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2018 Oh, well. He didn't me get me much back, anyhow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2019 so far this has been tough day 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2020 Sooner or later, my friend, you too shall learn about soul crushing loss. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2021 "There's a better chance of getting hit by lighting". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2022 Not now, Bob- I just thought of the best caption ever - I've been waiting for this day my whole life! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2023 So if I buy the insurance policy now, when will it take effect? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2024 Then the idea hit me like a ton of bricks 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2025 Hey John what are you looking at? Is there something on my head? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2026 I forgot this place is 'cash-only.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2027 I'm not sure we understand the gravity of the situation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2028 I'm just waiting for the next big thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2029 Should I warn him? Eh, not enough time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2030 ... so what could be worse than that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2031 What do you mean "literally"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2032 should I push him out of the way or try for that promotion 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2033 Never did like you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2034 Starbucks has the knack for picking good locations. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2035 I guess it could be worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2036 I'm having the best day! I got a pay raise & my wife told me we're expecting. I should go buy a lottery ticket. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2037 I don't know why... I keep getting these mental blocks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2038 I'm gonna need you to be my eyes and ears on this one, Bill. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2039 Nothing could be worse than this headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2040 I'm the victim of a glass ceiling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2041 I feel like I'm getting a bald spot. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2042 Don't look up or your glasses might get shattered. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2043 I can't shake this mental block hanging over me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2044 I've never been happier in my life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2045 It was the most specific and odd horoscope I'd ever read. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2046 What she said was scary, but then it was my first experience with a fortune teller. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2047 Sometimes I feel like the sky is falling down, but only on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2048 Meep Meep......"How many times do I have to tell him my name is Willy Coyote!" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2049 But then again, I've never been a Chicken Little. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2050 I understand, but you can't blame everything that goes wrong on bad luck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2051 While in the short term there may be some rough spots, in the long term or prospects are quite good 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2052 I worry too much about my cholesterol. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2053 The divorce is over, but I still feel her energy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2054 I need concrete evidence that she's cheating on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2055 What you don't know won't hurt you as much. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2056 There was something in today's horoscope that I definitely don't understand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2057 In other words, Peters, You're fired. I'm sorry, but I don't know how much more concrete I can be than that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2058 She keeps on about the life insurance... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2059 Excuse me. Can I be honest with you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2060 I hate to drop this on you, Ed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2061 I run a hedge fund. I don't believe in karma. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2062 Well, I'm voting for Trump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2063 Here comes another Trump building 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2064 Those doughnuts will kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2065 I can't imagine what else could go wrong today! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2066 When you least expect it, an idea will hit you like a brick. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2067 My name? W. E. Coyote. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2068 The city's coming apart at the seams 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2069 ...but getting back to Sir Isaac Newton. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2070 I'd like some concrete answers as soon as possible. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2071 I'm very optimistic about the economy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2072 Foresight got me where I am now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2073 Yeah, swear to God, why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2074 I still haven't heard back from H&R Block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2075 ..and then Schrödinger said that the cat is both alive and dead at the SAME time. How is that even possible?!? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2076 What's better -- term or whole-life insurance? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2077 I'll tell you the odds of Trump getting the nomination... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2078 There's no way I"ll budge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2079 I cannot begin to describe my irritation at being called a block-head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2080 I'm not so sure "getting them to pay for that wall" was such a good idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2081 I've heard 'raining cats and dogs' but never cinderblocks.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2082 Take it or leave it. That's my final offer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2083 They were out of donuts. How can this day get any worse? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2084 Your future looks concrete 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2085 Sometimes it feels like I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2086 ...and then I told my wife I wasn't being hard-headed about it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2087 Hold on, don't tell me. It's about to hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2088 I wonder what he did to deserve this! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2089 Why did you just say "meep meep?" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2090 Wait- it's Tuesday... let me guess... a cinder block? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2091 Full cash offer with no contingencies 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2092 I agree with Bernie, manna from heaven is personal and hard to define. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2093 Have any aspirin? I'm having a splitting headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2094 What would you say if I told you I just won the lottery? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2095 Run! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2096 I don't have a lawyer, why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2097 Sorry I slept with your wife. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2098 I make my own luck, Richard. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2099 Pretty sure I deleted everything. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2100 I see where that blockhead Trump is retaliating against anybody that says anything nasty about him 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2101 Things are finally looking up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2102 What are the odds? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2103 I can't seem to lose this sense of impending doom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2104 Did I tell you I had my anti-Trump letter published in the Times this morning? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2105 dontlookupkeepthelidonandohbythewayivebeensleepingwithyourwife 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2106 Thanks again for changing seats with me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2107 Do you remember the story about "Chicken Little?... Well!!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2108 So on balance this has been a good year so far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2109 You're right, Mondays aren't so bad. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2110 I spy with my little eyes something... heavy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2111 I see your point, but can I say this? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2112 Their drop down menu has a glitch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2113 It's just a matter of time before Jones is out and one of us takes his place. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2114 You'd take one for the team right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2115 Accident insurance, why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2116 ..."and who needs that headache." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2117 Sorry, can I quickly have your share of the bill? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2118 Are you going to finish that sandwich or keep staring at that cinder block for the rest of our meal? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2119 You're overlooking the gravity of the situation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2120 You know those days when nothing goes right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2121 For the very first time in my life, I feel like things are finally going my way. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2122 Sorry, I'm having a mental block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2123 "Cartoonist's block"? Never heard of it. As bad as "writer's block"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2124 Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to stop for coffee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2125 I just don't have anything on my bucket list 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2126 You know Stan, sometimes I feel the weight of the world is going to come crashing down on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2127 Has an idea ever struck you out of the blue? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2128 I can't see how this day could possibly get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2129 My life insurance should cover this, lunch is on me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2130 Dave, I think this is the right moment to tell you that I've been having an affair with your wife. But I'm going to have to fire you again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2131 Last week was so tough. It was like being hit by a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2132 Added her to my will yesterday. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2133 This could be a New York Life moment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2134 You look so pensive! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2135 My best ideas come out of the blue. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2136 So, how is the remodeling going in your office upstairs? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2137 No, you go first. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2138 Mark my words Bob, the bottom of the Market is going to drop out any day now! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2139 It's time you quit interrupting me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2140 Well at least he'll have no worries about the election! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2141 I don't think this is the pool deck, Kenny.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2142 Is there a problem? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2143 Are you an insurance salesman? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2144 I think we should have lunch together more often! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2145 All of a sudden it hit me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2146 Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2147 So I got that going for me... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2148 I wonder why it's called a deconstructed latte. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2149 So, to make a long story short ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2150 I think you will soon have a more concrete idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2151 Did you see her face when I asked for a fifth cup of coffee? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2152 I've led a charmed life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2153 I think a term life policy should suffice. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2154 And that's when I first started to question Newton's theories. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2155 But Hell. Y'know what they say, ' Every dark cloud...' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2156 I'm bored with everything today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2157 I need a building code violation like I need a brick to the head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2158 Good thing you did not ask for two lumps! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2159 I've finally gotten comfortable with the concept of irony. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2160 Why don't you get the check this time? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
2161 Normally, I wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2162 Since I hit 50, I feel so invisible. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2163 This place always blocks me up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2164 But I love, I loves my sweet rat. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2165 Thanks for listening, I feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulders. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2166 Do you think I should have tipped on the tax? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2167 Please pass the sugar, quickly. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2168 You never know when a good idea might hit you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2169 What's that analogy when you feel completely floored by something? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2170 Jim, do you really want to talk about life insurance? Boring! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2171 She did ask about my life insurance, actually. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2172 Don't take this the wrong way, Gerald. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2173 Stop talking about bricks and mortar projects. All that matters is the cloud. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2174 My contractor seemed less than receptive about my constructive suggestions. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2175 Well, as you can imagine, the news hit me like 37 pounds of brick 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2176 Perhaps its time to hedge your postition 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2177 That is if they ever find me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2178 Then, in '08, I signed my largest deal... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2179 I think you meant to download Tinder, not Cinder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2180 Ever get the feeling you are about to get clobbered? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2181 I wouldn't complain about the service again 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2182 I'd do anything to get on the nightly news. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2183 My wife always says I'm hard-headed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2184 I need the caffeine but it usually gives me a headache 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2185 My suggestion ... DUCK! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2186 I wish I knew. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2187 Downsized from work, Jill wants a divorce... It makes you wonder what might be next. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2188 What do you mean, death is certain to come before taxes? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2189 Quick, your password. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2190 Why did the barrista write, "man about to wear concrete block" on mine? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2191 And I really don't buy that superstition about throwing spilled salt over the shoulder! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2192 Oh, whatever? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2193 Did you tip the waitress? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2194 It's either a small cinderblock or a ridiculous looking drone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2195 I'd better prepare for the vice presidency opening. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2196 And suddenly it hit me... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2197 We close the deal or I'm flat broke. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2198 Yeah,I definitely feel a change of luck is in the air! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2199 It's kind of like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop---only worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2200 I think my wife is having an affair with a mason... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2201 You've been blocked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2202 Sometimes I feel like such a block head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2203 What "blocking" looked like before the Internet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2204 I tell ya, I can feel it, Chuck. Today's the day I'm gonna catch that Road Runner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2205 Cinder blocks used to fall from the sky twice, three times a day. Now it's once month--and that's if your lucky. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2206 I subscribe to the Alan King policy of not needing Insurance. Spend the money on a nice piece of pie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2207 No, theoretical physics will have a much greater impact than applied physics. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2208 Everything around me is falling apart. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2209 You really think the deal will be blocked? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2210 I feel like my life has become too predictable lately. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2211 I'd like to put you in charge of our crisis management team, effective immediately. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2212 So I asked myself, what could be worse? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2213 I'm lucky. I never get headaches. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2214 Revenge of the glass ceiling 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2215 Monday mornings are so boring. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2216 They were out of anvils 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2217 ...but give me a concrete example of why we can't continue this way 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2218 All I'm saying is, if you pray hard enough for God to punish the wicked among us, He will send you a sign. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2219 Would it be so terrible if you looked at me while we are having a serious conversation? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2220 You know those divorce papers you think your wife is trying to serve you with . . . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2221 I'm sure an idea will come to me soon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2222 And she has totally forgiven me.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2223 Looks like the wall got 10 feet taller 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2224 It's really quite rudimentary. The easiest way to win The New Yorker caption contest, I've found, is -- 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
2225 I just don't feel a thing until I have my first cup of coffee 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2226 ...and once my firm reworks their labor deal, the contractor's union will never know what hit them. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2227 You know what, I will put in a good word for you!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2228 I desperately need a block buster idea! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2229 .. and then it hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2230 Carl is oblivious to the best selfie moment he will ever have. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2231 You wanna bet the judge will postpone the trial? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2232 ...and that's when I realized, she needs me, after all. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2233 ...and just to prove my point, I deliberately walked under a ladder this morning. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2234 Damn! She made my skinny latte with 2%. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2235 I will give you one minute to accept my idea. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2236 'G' or 'g,' do you think it matters? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2237 I think all this handwringing about infrastructure is overblown. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2238 I've always wondered what it would feel like to be a blockhead. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2239 You know, Frank, I don't know how this week could get any worse. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2240 Something tells me I'm not gonna make partner. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2241 Oh, so you think I'm the blockhead? Well.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2242 I feel like the only bad thing that isn't happening to me right now is a block coming down on my head.. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2243 They say these things happen in threes, so.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2244 Let me get it this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2245 She keeps telling me I need be more spontaneous. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2246 Maybe it's me but lately I just feel like a target. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2247 What is it NOW Henny Penny? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2248 It's just my wife trying to knock some sense into me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2249 But at least I have my health. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2250 Bill I think your phone is buzzing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2251 It took years, but my migraines have finally stopped. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2252 I believe it's your turn to pay. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2253 I'm sorry, Dave, but your promotion will just have to wait for a vacancy in managment." "I'm okay with that, Bill. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2254 Finally, everything seems to be falling into place. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2255 You're absolutely right. I need to be more optimistic. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2256 Why the Chicken-Lttle expression? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2257 So lately I've been having this sense of doom. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2258 ..she says she will build one. He says he won't build one. But I tell ya, what we really need, is a sign from above. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2259 Everybody must get stoned. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2260 Mind not drumming your fingers on the table like that? Going to give me a headache. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2261 Isn't life just random? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2262 You might want to move your cell phone. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2263 Lately, I can't come up with new material. I keep waiting for something to hit me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2264 I have some bad news. I going to ask the board to terminate your services this afternoon. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2265 I'm feeling lucky today! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2266 I hope you enjoyed your day job. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2267 This is what I've learned: it's all about risk-management. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2268 Sometimes life throws you a curve ball, and you have to deal with it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2269 I could finish my paper on synchronicity if only I had some concrete evidence. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2270 ... so I finally get the feeling things are going my way. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2271 The coffee's great but the decor here is too heavily brick-a-bac. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2272 just give me something concrete to go on... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2273 Things are looking up, Bob. I've finally gotten over the divorce, the cancer is in remission, and I've had some very promising job interviews. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2274 So, I'm thinking the annuity is the best option. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2275 I don't know, Jim...I just keep waiting for a sign. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2276 We would rather stay on break then go back to work. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2277 I would have tied it to my leg and jumped out of a boat, but this works, too. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2278 They finally got teleport working. Oops, still need some tweaking. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2279 I'd better be getting home before it rains. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2280 Overall, I think Myrna took the news about my having an affair quite well. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2281 Do you think she will contest the divorce? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2282 The divorce was very amicable. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2283 I hate metaphors 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2284 Whole milk has too much cholesterol, but I figure what the hell. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2285 It's a more authentic take on exposed brick 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2286 I probably have been a little too Chicken Little lately. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2287 And does it cover imminently existing conditions? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2288 I'll pay you back next week. My luck seems to be turning around." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2289 You just have to block out negative thoughts. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2290 I feel like the whole world is crumbling around me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2291 I just don't see any future for me at the firm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2292 I understand a lot of Yelpers eat here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2293 I used to think only blockheads ate here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2294 Of course I have a will, why do you ask? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2295 I am just so tired of people interrupting me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2296 Yep, I finally got those migraines under control . . . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2297 It's more than just my thoughts of impending doom that hinder me 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2298 Can you give me just a moment? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2299 Don’t worry, nothing bad happens in cartoons 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2300 I just have this gut feeling I'm about to be down sized 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2301 I guess I will pick-up the tab. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2302 Do you ever get that feeling like there's a cinder block about to fall on your head? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2303 What'sAFiveLetterWordForUntimelyDeath? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2304 And then the idea hit me like a load of brick. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2305 I've had just about enough of this concrete jungle. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2306 I'm telling you, Frank, you're in for a rude awakening with all that gluten and read meat... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2307 "Im telling you Braverman, this meeting is over"! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2308 Thanks for the pep talk, Sam. Nothing's going to stop me now. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2309 What's with the abstract look? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2310 I was thinking should we use 6 or 8 inch block, then it hit me. . . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2311 ...and I said, 'George, you're wrong. What do you need; a brick upside the head to see the Truth?' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2312 I keep waiting for a sign that she hasn't given up on us. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2313 You will get that job over my dead body, 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2314 I give up. How will I be more like Charle Brown? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2315 This no tips thing seems to be working out alright, don't you think? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2316 So I says to him, "Why would a guy my age need a life insurance policy?" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2317 Well, Harry, when am I gonna get MY fifteen minutes of fame? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2318 Could you provide me with something more concrete? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2319 Then Trumps tells us to be vigilant - that the RNC is everywhere....... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2320 Earl, I slept with your wife. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2321 Too abstract. Let's try for something a little more concrete. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2322 Do you think I should grow a moustache ? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2323 Still, if that's worst thing to happen to me this week, I consider myself lucky. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2324 You never ever let me finish a senten … 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2325 Your argument is too abstract, can you be more concrete? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2326 Every time I eat here I leave with a headache. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2327 Sometimes I just need a wake-up call. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2328 There's no way he can get Mexico to pay for it...and building supplies don't just magically fall from the sky. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2329 I Think HE heard you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2330 It's time to crack some heads. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2331 I never tip the barista. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2332 You won how much? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2333 Have you made a concrete decision yet? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2334 Did we forget to tip the last time we were here? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2335 I just need to come up with something really concrete, NOW! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2336 Early promotion! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2337 It's not duck, it's chicken. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2338 I need something more to wake me up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2339 Sometimes it seems like the whole world is out to get me . . . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2340 Be sure to tip. Is that supposed to be a threat? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2341 A blockbuster could make or break your career. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2342 I prefer sugar cubes in my coffee. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2343 I need some excitement in my life. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2344 Corner office in 3...2... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2345 My ex has been in a much better mood since she went to see a fortune teller. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2346 I have your money, give me an hour. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2347 It's true, nothing ever falls my way. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2348 Gary, I feel that now is the appropriate time to tell you that your wife and I have been having an affair. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2349 What do you mean things can always be worse? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2350 Mind if we swing by the pharmacy for some Tylenol on our way back to the office? I feel a headache coming on. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2351 I just feel like the whole world is collapsing around me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2352 If Benson's doomsday accounting is correct, I have yet to see a sign. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2353 What did you say, I'm going to be getting a block grant? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2354 Phew! Good thing he already picked up the tab. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2355 Wait—an idea's about to hit me—I can feel it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2356 My energy stocks keep slipping, so I thought I might switch my portfolio to something more concrete. Maybe things will start looking up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2357 At times like these, I wish I wasn't a statistician. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2358 Okay, sure, if you insist. This one's on you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2359 I just scored tickets to 'Hamilton.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2360 I need something this morning that'll give me more bang for the buck. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2361 I'm actually feeling quite optimistic for a change -- my horoscope said things are looking up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2362 Would you mind grabbing the check? I"ll get it next time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2363 What a hangover. I feel like a brick hit my head! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2364 The wife says I'm just being maudlin with these thoughts of impending doom... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2365 All day it's been like I'm under this cloud. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2366 We talked about it for over two hours, I kept telling her I understood her feelings. It's not like I need to be hit over the head! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2367 Lemme tell ya, Al, this latte is to die for. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2368 I should have ordered something lighter. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2369 Believe it or not but I'll get the check this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2370 Well, we're just one block away from the hospital. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2371 It suddenly struck me ... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2372 If you ask me, it's more likely that this roof will fall on my head than America electing an openly xenophobic and misogynist president. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2373 It will hit like a ton of bricks! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2374 And then suddenly it struck me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2375 I feel more validated now that my wife increased my life insurance. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2376 yeah... and then it hit me! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2377 This has been the worst day of my life. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2378 What did Lucy always call Charlie Brown? It'll come to me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2379 Karma? Yes, I believe in karma. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2380 That low bid renovation project is supposed to start today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2381 Why, yes, I am on the company's health plan. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2382 I've completely hedged all my market risk to avoid the proverbial Black Swan. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2383 I Will Never Get Married Again ! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2384 How do they get away with calling this place Starblocks? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2385 We sold the air rights, so now we're building a ten-story condo up there. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2386 Hell yes I could get hit by a bus tomorrow. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2387 "A" grade from the Department of Health. Department of Buildings, grade pending. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2388 If these walls could talk. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2389 I think I'm going to start eating healthier. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2390 What you mean, stay woke 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2391 I'm just so glad I finally have a handle on those migraines. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2392 I can't believe my eyes a brick is falling through this restaurant! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2393 The loss of that account hit me like a...well, you can imagine. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2394 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn professional netw- 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2395 I didn't want to tell you, but... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2396 I just have this feeling like it's over for me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2397 Just don't say 'heads up'. I hate that expression. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2398 I dunno. There must be some metaphor for a Trump presidential win. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2399 Should I... Nah he'll be fine. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2400 My ideas always hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2401 I'll sign my will after our drinks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2402 Yes, we negotiated the lowest bidder for our luncheonette, why? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2403 I'm gluten-free, dairy-free, entirely organic from my toothpaste to my shoe polish, yet I still get these crushing headaches at least once a day. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2404 I just finally feel like things are becoming more concrete. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2405 In construction it's the overhead that kills you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2406 As your broker, I suggest you modify your position. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2407 Alan, I swear on my life it's true. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2408 This brick-and-mortar store is only missing one thing. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2409 Do you ever get the feeling that something bad is about to happen? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2410 In Soviet Russia, brick smokes you! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2411 I don't know; it just seems nothing interesting ever happens to me! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2412 So, is this your first time back after they renovated? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2413 I don't know how to tell you this, but I slept with your wife. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2414 Remember how you told me you were waiting for a wake up call? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2415 Why do say it's ironic that I'm a building inspector? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2416 This was no "Cinder"ella ending 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2417 ''He wouldn't know a good idea if it hit him in the head" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2418 Sometimes after lunch I like to take a nap and just dream off.... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2419 So you think the term life policy makes more sense. Why? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2420 Do you think gravity waves are real? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2421 I'm a cartoonist. What do you do? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2422 I'm really glad you picked this place. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2423 I'm on the block meal plan, how about you? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2424 You should see someone about that crick in your neck. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2425 God damn it SIGN THE CHECK NOW! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2426 I can't see a downside. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2427 Watch out, those carbs'll kill you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2428 Maybe it's a block-headed idea but... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2429 I decided to wait for something concrete. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2430 Well, my day has been pretty flat so far... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2431 I know, but I'm still voting for Trump. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2432 Sorry to eat and run, but I've got a killer of an afternoon. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2433 Trust me, it doesn't hurt to be the center of attention. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2434 I like this place because of the low overhead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2435 Finally signed the will yesterday. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2436 Why shouldn't I have ordered a Venti? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2437 Frankly, I would have preferred the roof top dining. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2438 No. You're the schlemazel. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2439 I can't believe they put whole milk in my soy latte. This day could NOT get any worse... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2440 Moot question. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2441 Don't worry. It's been like that all day. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2442 Quickly, just sign here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2443 I just always feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2444 Let's order dessert first! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2445 I just wish more things in my life were concrete. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2446 It's not the Sword Of Damocles that you should be worried about. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2447 Maybe I should have brushed up on my language skills before ordering in Italian. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2448 Which is heavier...a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2449 I'll get Obamacare when I get sick. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2450 Whatever you do, don't criticize his son. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2451 I just wish this dark cloud would lift. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2452 You said you already paid the bill? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2453 With my bad luck, they'll have forgotten the cream. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2454 The ways they can disguise drones these days! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2455 I am sitting In the morning At the diner ..Uh Oh.. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2456 Ever get the feeling you're just waiting for the next shoe to drop? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2457 So that's why I just bought a long-term care policy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2458 Oh, that reminds me. I need to get that insurance app for my Phone. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2459 'What's the metaphor I'm reaching for?' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2460 Then suddenly, out of nowhere, I had this great idea how to make a light bulb that will never burn out. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2461 For years I struggled with the meaning of life . . . then it hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2462 Please be accurate Jim. It's not a brick, it's a cinder block. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2463 My broker says the bad news is finally behind us. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2464 The price of coffee these days... It hits ya like a tonne of bricks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2465 Now would be a good time to pay the check! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2466 I'm serious-- that fast food is going to kill you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2467 I think we've struck a deal. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2468 And you never know....A giant cinder block could come crashing down out of the blue. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2469 I'm not so sure about Amazon's new delivery system. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2470 Ah, nice! No need to take a selfie. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2471 Do you hear a slide whistle? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2472 " I just don't seem to be able to get out from under". 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2473 Honestly Henry, sometimes I think you worry too much. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2474 His dismissal of irony really brought down the house. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2475 Does this taste like Diet to you? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2476 They say it's never too late 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2477 Hey Matt, didn't you say that you don't want to live in a world with Trump as President? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2478 Glad your sister is so understading and invited me here to discuss that affair. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2479 I have to stop moping around like the sky is falling. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2480 Overcoming writer's block. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2481 I'm going to be late. Can you pick up the tab? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2482 See ya! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2483 Can you explain quickly why you're rescinding your life insurance offer? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2484 Dude, I need help! Everything seems to be crashing in on me! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2485 And so my editor said, "Getting through writer's block's a breeze . . . something will hit you." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2486 Well, aren't you the lucky one? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2487 Don't worry, I got my lawyer on speed-dial. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2488 ...I just feel this heavy weight pressing down on me. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2489 Seriously though, how can this divorce get any worse... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2490 "I think I'm getting that two o'clock drowsiness."/ 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2491 I'm just gonna block it out. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2492 I haven't had a good idea since the stone age. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2493 I think Trump would make a great president. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2494 I can feel a headache coming on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2495 Sure, we can leave anytime. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2496 Why don't you ever look at me when we talk? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2497 It's a Venti half caff, 3 1/3 shots long, 6 pump chai 3 pump vanilla spice, half lactose half soy 190 degree green tea misto. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2498 Lean forward a little, I'm having trouble hearing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2499 I'm a chip off the old block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2500 I just remembered the good news that I wanted to tell you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2501 when i was a kid, my mum use to send me with 50cents. I could buy 2 burgers, french fries and large coke. You can't do that these days! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2502 She was offended when I said : Let's have coffee first... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2503 My employer dropped my insurance and I still can't get on that damn Government web sight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2504 Couldn't you be more concrete 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2505 Actually, more of a hoper really than a believer. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2506 If I don't cement this deal soon, my boss will knock my block off! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2507 I've decided to make more time for lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2508 Newton's Law? Just another example of science run amok. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2509 I've been feeling flat lately. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2510 Tiebreaker final apologist rebuttal in the endlessly deadlocked theist vs. atheist debate. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2511 I have a lot on my mind right now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2512 I don't think you need to bother ordering lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2513 Check! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2514 The concept here is brilliant: replace the waitresses with drones. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2515 You know, I'm no longer feeling light header. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2516 I just won in court. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2517 I don't think this coffee is wnough to get my attention this morning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2518 Clean living, Thomas. The secret to a long life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2519 Do you think the waiter was giving me attitude when I asked to substitute the ethically-sourced kale? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2520 Maybe I'm too optimistic, but I feel like that dark cloud over my head has finally left. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2521 You know, I think you have to make sure a restaurant has banned tipping before you decide not to leave one. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2522 I need a concrete idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2523 to be or not to be is no longer the question. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2524 I pushed the project to Phil. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2525 My turn buy, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2526 I've never fully understood gravity! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2527 Where an Allstate agent when you need one? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2528 Greg, I think God is smiting you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2529 Sorry my mouth is full. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2530 Must be a 'blockbuster'! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2531 You really should cut down on the fatty foods. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2532 When at first you don't succeed... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2533 I heard that a cup of coffee here buys you a seat for a short while. Wonder how they enforce it. I don't see bouncers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2534 Forecast calls for cloudy, with a chance of concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2535 No problem. I will get the check. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2536 Frankly, there have been days I've considered ending it all, but I never get a concrete sign. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2537 What lump ? Sugar's not good for me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2538 Could you get the bill? I'm close to being broke. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2539 32 feet per second, per second... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2540 I wish the universe would send me a sign. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2541 All I know is that between getting fired and Mary leaving me, I don't think I can handle another crushing blow. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2542 His office is nicer than mine. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2543 When cement blocks fly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2544 A plaintiff lawyer's sweet daydream... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2545 I hear this Starbucks is a designated safe space. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2546 are you looking for trouble ? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2547 I just don't know what I'm going to do with the rest of my life...... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2548 And, then again, I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2549 I’ll grant you that occasionally NSA tactics lack subtlety. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2550 Oh God, I was kidding! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2551 I wouldn't actually call it a sword of Damocles 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2552 Is it too late to order eggs? Cause this guy is about to get scrambled 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2553 Clairvoyant, schmervoyant, she was clearly deranged... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2554 If God exists, I need some concrete evidence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2555 So I told Suzanne, "Yeah, I really need that - like a need a big concrete block to land on my head!" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2556 Uh....any last thoughts on the matter? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2557 Lately Coffee gives me a Big headache! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2558 I don't know - I just have that feeling the other shoe is going to drop soon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2559 You know you said,"nothing exciting happens" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2560 How risky could it be if I continued to deny science? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2561 Finish your thought, quickly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2562 I know exactly what you are going to say. I should not have whistled at that construction worker. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2563 Life is... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2564 You may be experiencing a mental block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2565 Sorry Stan, I am going to recommend Susan for the promotion. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2566 Ok,it hit me,not like a ton of bricks,just one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2567 This was suppose to be the 'drop-dead' date - yeah, right..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2568 Um, Mr. Trump... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2569 Yeah, well this is only block Monday... you don't wanna be around for grand piano Friday 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2570 Tell me, can this day get any worse? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2571 I wonder how long that has been here! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2572 I finally see what you mean by building dysfunction is killing you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2573 I'm going to splurge and order a Danish; it won't kill me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2574 If this wasn't the cafe he takes employees to be fired I may have warned him 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2575 My doctor says I come from a really good gene pool. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2576 Finally, everything is looking up for me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2577 And I was sure this cafe was rated 4 stars... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2578 You optimists are always looking up! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2579 Writer's block is the least of my worries. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2580 Did you check your horoscope this morning? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2581 Sometimes I wish Newton's apple insight to come over me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2582 What? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2583 So I finally broke up with Bellatrix last night. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2584 No more drinks for me, I feel a headache coming on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2585 What the... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2586 When she left this morning I asked myself: "what could be worse ?" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2587 My job is great, kids are great, wife is great life is really looking up 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2588 I'm telling you Charlie, the advertising business is brutal. This latest case of writer's block is killing me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2589 Well, I see my time is up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2590 I couldn't make any sense of it, and then it hit me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2591 Tomorrow's another day! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2592 Listen, life insurance is obsolete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2593 Tuesday at the Hard Block Cafe 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2594 Bob, your day is about to get a whole lot worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2595 do you think of your glass as half empty or full? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2596 Did you ever find the missing cinder blo.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2597 I should've ordered the duck. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2598 Should I or should I not tell him? I mean, he was never really nice to me in the first place. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2599 What are YOU drinking? A V8? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2600 Another drone design flaw in the making 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2601 Argh, they are killing me -- they put soy instead of skim again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2602 I ordered the brick cheese on wheat toast. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2603 I wish I could get over this writer's block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2604 I forgot my wallet, would you mind..? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2605 By my calculations, if I skip the daily donut, I'll live 1.363 years longer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2606 No pressure.....but what was that stock tip? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2607 I have been trying to come up with a concrete solution for my problems 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2608 Did I tell you my ex went back to school for masonry? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2609 Bottom Line, I think you need to up your life insurance! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2610 I'm sorry...did you just call me a block head? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2611 "The rest is--" (silence) 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2612 Go for a loftier goal. Quickly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2613 This is better. We can finally relax and enjoy a quiet cup of coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2614 ...so I told her "you think a brick layer can make you happy?!" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2615 Its not like all these sugars are gonna kill me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2616 I guess Im picking up the check 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2617 I think your coffee break's over 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2618 I never know what to order. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2619 I think it's going to rain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2620 And that's when it hit me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2621 According to Galileo's hypothesis on the speed of falling objects, you have about one second left to live. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2622 That sandwich is going to hit you like a falling cinderblock. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2623 The study I just read says you can live longer if you drink more coffee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2624 I then I told her, may God strike me dead. And she believed me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2625 Say Ted, how are things going with your bucket list? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2626 My mental block's a killer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2627 Mark my words, all this doomsday talk just has to stop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2628 The Cubs are going to win it all. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2629 Maybe I will eat, I feel a headache coming on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2630 Like I said, the more concrete the better. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2631 I get the worst headaches since I switched to decaf. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2632 Yeah, but you can get killed crossing the street. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2633 Why, after all this time, are you still holding it over my head? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2634 So I told Mr Trump I couldn't vote for him. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2635 Honestly Bob, I'm so confused right now I don't know whether I feel like I've been hit with a ton of bricks or a brick that weighs a ton. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2636 That sandwich is sitting like a brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2637 Meyers and Jacoby originally met to discuss selling Amway. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2638 What we need now is a really concrete idea 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2639 So apparently, it all comes down to this thing called karma. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2640 Hey! That's not a shoe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2641 Bert, I never remember...is it schadenfreude or schatenfreude? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2642 I really think my luck is about to turn around. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2643 You are about to experience a mental block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2644 You know, Dave, people would like you more if you weren't such a Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2645 I just remembered - I was suppose to call my health coach at noon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2646 Did you ask for one lump or two? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2647 should I drink this coffee or not ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2648 It's been such a good week, I keep looking over my shoulder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2649 Dontcha hate it when folks drop in unannounced? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2650 Where’s the thrill, Bob? Where’s the excitement? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2651 Could I, at least, have one, concrete idea that could hit me about the new Ad campaign? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2652 This chef takes chicken-under-a-brick a little too far 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2653 Thank you God for such a define burger 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2654 I swear, the food in the place is killing me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2655 What was that about a bucket list? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2656 Did you ever wake up with the feeling something big was gonna happen? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2657 I finally feel like a great weight's been lifted off my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2658 In that moment, I realized his ("his" is italicized) life was flashing before my eyes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2659 I think our pity party is about to be crashed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2660 It seems like the boss has been coming down hard on me lately. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2661 Quick, pay the bill! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2662 Cream in the coffee is nice, but skim milk is healthier. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2663 there at the construction site it's not treating me so well. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2664 I really need a cemented opinion here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2665 I don't care what my wife thinks... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2666 I finally told Barbara it's over. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2667 Deep down inside, I guess I'm an optimist. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2668 Going forward I'd like a more concrete notion in my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2669 "After 31 years I've had a breakthrough. I've discovered the cure to all cancers. You simply combine magnesium oxide with 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2670 I am sure your worries will be over soon 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2671 I'll be brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2672 When she gets me in her sights, I'll know. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2673 Describe me the situation in trhee words 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2674 Lately I've had this feeling of being blocked. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2675 "For the fifty grand you owe me, you have a choice. You could pay me, now. OR, you could get your legs broken. What's your wish? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2676 Then the Grand Master told me any mason who turns atheist better watch his back... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2677 Yes, I have life insurance. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2678 Sometimes, I just think I'm a real blockhead. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2679 As you can see, I always plan for all contingencies. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2680 I'm so weary of the ethereal, nuanced ways of thinking. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2681 I'm glad I just got coffee... I don't think I have time to eat anything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2682 I sense something here is asunder 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2683 At least today couldn't get any worse, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2684 ...and then, my ACME slingshot misfired. Their products just aren't as solid as they once were. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2685 Paying the check isn't going to be the only thing that hurts. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2686 Man, I gotta change the vibration setting on this phone! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2687 I can't see anything through these damn Oakley's! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2688 I hear cement futures are through the roof. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2689 So what happens if I don't pay off the construction unions? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2690 I guess an anvil would be passé. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2691 Bill, you look distracted, is it because our profits are dropping like a rock? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2692 Medical Insurance? Disability Insurance? Life Insurance? Who are they kidding?! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2693 O.K.....I'll pick up the tab next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2694 Matt was about to tell his friend he had bigger problems... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2695 Not again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2696 You should have ordered the appetizer 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2697 I used to enjoy a drop of the hard stuff until a psychic told me to avoid it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2698 Audited?! He's gonna shi... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2699 No, Perkins. Because what you don't know can't crush your cranium. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2700 Even Wile E. Coyote has more luck than I do. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2701 Today I have a feeling I'll have a blockbuster idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2702 At least now I have a reason to be late to work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2703 Then I told Mr. Trump exactly what I thought of him... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2704 What would you do if you were me? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2705 My wife thinks I need to find a purpose in life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2706 I've finally dismissed irrational fear from my life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2707 Did I say one lump or two? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2708 Who are you calling a blockhead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2709 Well, I guess the deal is now concrete 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2710 Today has started off lousy, I hope it gets better. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2711 Hey, you can't stop living or be afraid to leave your house....if you do that, they will win. You can get hit by a car crossing the street in this city, so daily life is more dangerous than anything! You know what I'm saying? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2712 My therapist says "Live every moment of life as if it's your last." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2713 Bob, I gotta say, the decor here is stunning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2714 So Cheryl and I have been checking out retirement communities. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2715 (thought bubble) It may not hurt that bad... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2716 State Farm, why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2717 A chip off the old block, eh? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2718 The what is falling? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2719 I agree. In this global market it's not a matter of if, but when. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2720 That hamburger was as hard as a... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2721 "She's seeing a guy named... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2722 The cream in this coffee is Very very heavy 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2723 Been selling life insurance for 20 years now. I tell them, "you never know when something might just fall out of the sky on you." Like that ever happens. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2724 So as I was saying, the fortune teller said I going to have a hard day and I was like, there is no way! I'm Bill Ga... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2725 Are you sure that is rain hitting the roof? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2726 Should have ordered a decaf. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2727 So relieved that nasty headache I had this morning is finally gone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2728 You ask me if Lilly has ever cheated on me? I know for a fact that my wife has always been faithful to me. So Mike why do you ask. ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2729 I'm at my wit's end, Al. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2730 Sara said i should have seen it coming. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2731 You are about to get some sense knocked into you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2732 And then in the midst of the deposition this guy .......heads what? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2733 Did you say 'incoming?' Is that an I.R.S. term? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2734 Were you expecting a brick? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2735 Phil, bring the house down and raise the roof! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2736 I just found out my wife increased my life insurance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2737 Do you ever get that feeling that something big is coming your way? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2738 Too much caffein was hitting Joe like a ton of bricks... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2739 You might think me a blockhead for telling you this, but… 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2740 Lean back Hal, the union's on strike again 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2741 They say fast food can kill you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2742 Whoever hit that fan was really startled. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2743 So, I asked my students: "Would a brick or a feather fall faster on the moon?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2744 Would it bother you if I went out with your wife? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2745 Remind me not to ask for peanuts next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2746 Yes, that IS my final answer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2747 This may not be the time, but have you ever been hit by a ton of bricks? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2748 Do you find cheese 'blocking'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2749 You should keep the cover on so you don't spill it 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2750 Forgot to check today's forecast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2751 David, watch it, opportunity is falling 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2752 Boss, what would you do with two wishes? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2753 I told you my wife is Not above anything 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2754 I tell you, those English students' grades are literally dropping like a cinder block 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2755 Unless they get some big help from the NSA, the IRS will never find my tax havens. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2756 I know this will hit you like a ton of bricks, but I have to lay you off. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2757 Try to live in the moment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2758 Enough is enough, get a life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2759 I can't say April fool! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2760 If you ask me, life's a house of cards. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2761 I've never understood why people have such bad things to say about the Acme Coffee House 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2762 I am working on the New Yorker Caption Contest and ideas always hit me like a load of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2763 Someone's about to be a real blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2764 One coffee in the morning gets me through anything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2765 I feel like things are just starting to look up for me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2766 My shrink suggested that I fast-track my upstairs renovation and enjoy it longer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2767 So...when does the insurance policy kick in? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2768 This second cup may make me late but it'll sure hit the spot! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2769 Howard to himself: maybe the meal will be comped. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2770 I ordered a Paralyzer, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2771 Yp I'm telling you. . I think things are really looking up! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2772 Today I traded all my Acme stock. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2773 hello 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2774 They say Jackson Pollock used to eat here for inspiration. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2775 It's not like the sky is falling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2776 God hates me but construction workers despise me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2777 Excellent. It is right on time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2778 No, I'm pretty sure it's the brick of Damocles. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2779 Speaking of your wife, does she like dinner and a movie? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2780 Not drinking your usual coffee, Lucky? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2781 Ten years after we build this building, they're telling us it's shoddy construction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2782 Remember when flying toaster screensavers were cool? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2783 The FBI finally figured out how to crack the iPhone 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2784 I don't know. Maybe something new will hit me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2785 Then, I said, I don't care if your sister is a witch... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2786 Gravity is just a theory... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2787 Cheer up, things are coming your way. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2788 To keep the job, stay in town – a rolling stone gathers no moss. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2789 Oh, I guess you could say that I am fiscally conservative and socially liberal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2790 Should I tell him Bernie might win? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2791 As you doctor I'm obligated to tell you. You have stage four cancer." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2792 Did you order a block of sugar? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2793 Harrison, that's what I like about you - so optimistic! Always looking up! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2794 Yes Rick, I do know what irony is but I fail to see how that relates to you being a block head. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2795 and then it hit me, life happens when you least expect it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2796 Don't look now, but... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2797 My migraine's gone! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2798 I feel a cold coming on! This morning, I woke up and was aching like a ton of bricks fell on me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2799 Oh, I thought you meant the B train. But, we're only off by a little bit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2800 No, 18% is FAR too much. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2801 My best source says the merger is concrete. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2802 How safe an investment? You'd have a better chance of a concrete block hitting you in a cafe, than lose on this one. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2803 Oh, same old, same old. And you...? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2804 Anti-Gravity Therapy? No, tell me more. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2805 You're gonna die a slow death if you keep eating those cheeseburgers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2806 I voted for Trump; and the sky did not fall down. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2807 We Can't Fix That Problem But Is There anything Else Mr. Shaw? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2808 Did you hear that white middle class adults are dying at an earlier age due to the economy? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2809 They say green tea aids brain function 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2810 Insurance? Nah, I'm so young what can happen to me? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2811 You got any aspirin? I feel a massive headache coming on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2812 I've had a strange feeling all morning as if the ceiling's caving in on me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2813 Word is, the company's trying a new approach with the latest force reduction . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2814 Brick and block are passe. Except for Starbucks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2815 And since I'm the only one who knows your little secret... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2816 I've always been interested in free masonry. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2817 My wife just persuaded me to up my life insurance premiums - she says it would just be too tough to make it on her own on a construction worker's salary after I'm gone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2818 God don't want no scrubs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2819 Quit it, George. Puns are for blockheads. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2820 No, I'm waiting till full retirement age to collect my pension. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2821 I wonder if this is a piece of the corporate ladder? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2822 We call this situation, "Speech is Silver, Silence is Gold". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2823 Ya'know, those burgers can kill you just like that. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2824 You really should have had the dessert 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2825 Tut, tut! Looks like pain 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2826 One of these days Cheswick writer's block will do me in. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2827 My astrologer said earth signs aren't going to be good for me this week. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2828 Whoa,where did that come from? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2829 Don't you just hate those new construction regulations? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2830 Er, did you order a breeze block? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2831 Hey I've finally decided you're the guy to handle all my funds. Can we get started soon? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2832 Quite frankly, predestination's a bunch'a hooey. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2833 I'll take the check!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2834 Besides, I don't even know what "malingering" means. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2835 The psychic told me that a Cindy, a Sandra, or a Sandy would appear in my future, but I'm not convinced. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2836 I would say something, but he did give me that bad performance review. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2837 Didn't you order a flat white? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2838 Eat up, Bill. Time is money. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2839 This insurance policy you're buying should come in handy soon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2840 At least only part of the sky is falling... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2841 Looks like those sick days are gonna come in handy, Steve. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2842 If he's so dumb, how did Trump Towers get built? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2843 I was just telling the boss, we need more contact with the building blocks of our business. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2844 Thankfully, it's only a metaphor. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2845 So, my therapist told me to pay attention to my intuition. That it would feel like a brick in my gut. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2846 I can’t decide whether or not to start the Zoloft. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2847 Are we being too literal with our benchmarking? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2848 So I'm just walking down the street, minding my own business, and this bird poops on my head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2849 So much for Zagat's décor rating 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2850 I'm going to cut my own dick off and hide in the ladies room. Then when they come in, I'll... no wait, that won't work. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2851 And then she said: "You can keep your money darling, I am starting my own construction business anyway." I wonder what she's up to, she hates dust. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2852 Hmm, I thought he asked for two lumps. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2853 Thanks but you can get the next one. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2854 I will see Tom and Jelly in the real world 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2855 Do you believe in fate? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2856 Out of the blue; said it hit him like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2857 anyways, i was saying that i really think the brevity of slime season 3 represents a-- 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2858 Did you hear? Iron stocks are plummeted! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2859 I know it's Friday the 13th. So what? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2860 Is that your final answer? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2861 I'd say 'lucky in love,' why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2862 God has a plan for everyone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2863 Let's eat next door! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2864 ...and then--right out of the blue--it hit me... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2865 Maybe I should recinde(r) our contract . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2866 A 150kg mass is approaching your head at 45.3 metres per second! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2867 Initials are good! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2868 I cannot believe she just blocked me on facebook! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2869 This project is going to kill me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2870 I always liked you Stan 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2871 I'm just like Trump. I've been incredibly and fantastically successful in the building and construction business. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2872 Dreams do come true. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2873 They say the coffee here is killer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2874 No...I'm pretty sure it's called Tinder. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2875 I know thew food's not great, I just come here for the ambiance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2876 I said, "Screw you Freddy Newton, you don't know what you're talking about". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2877 I'm giving you an exclusive. Jimmy Hoffa's body is buried... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2878 O-negative. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2879 Give me a second. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2880 Let's say you get hit by a bus. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2881 Guess I'll just have to wait. The people upstairs said it would come down to a block vote… 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2882 I just know something is about to drop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2883 Good food but the ambience not so much! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2884 Your Chicken Little sandwich will arrive shortly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2885 Come on Jack, say it like you mean it! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2886 It's a prop for a New Yorker cartoon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2887 Did you order the Chicken Little? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2888 You've got about .8 seconds to answer this but do you believe in karma? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2889 If I don't get relief from this migraine soon, I'll lose it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2890 Is that a hypothetical question? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2891 I hate to tell you this, Simmonds, but--you're fired. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2892 What I especially like about this place is how chockablock it is with surprises. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2893 Great business; but its the overhead that kills you! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2894 Are you being quiet because I beat you out of the promotion? I'm sure your day will come. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2895 I might be wrong, but I feel a lead weight hanging over me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2896 I'll get the check! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2897 Under the table! Your ex-wife just walked in! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2898 Dude,there's nothing upon you. (The brick falls) April fool!!!:). 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2899 Nice superpower Cinderblockman says Tradingbodiesboy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2900 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to start over. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2901 For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2902 So I said, 'Buy! It's not like the sky's falling!' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2903 It's still raining cats and dogs outside. Let's stay here for a minute. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2904 God would have to drop a block of concrete on my head before I would ever vote for a woman. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2905 Swipe down to end dates? Yeah, that's Cinder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2906 Remember when you said things couldn't get any worse? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2907 TOMORROW, I'LL BUY 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2908 Your wife is going to like THIS insurance plan. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2909 Barbara says I need to be more self-aware. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2910 In your future, I see a brick dropping on your head! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2911 Hmmm. What would Newton do? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2912 Gulliver likes to sweeten my coffee 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2913 I tell you, I feel like a great weight has just been lifted from my shoulders. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2914 So, Beasley, are you ready to cement our deal ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2915 Let's ignore the 50 lb block in the room and talk about the positive parts of your quarterly review. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2916 As Paul's life flashed before Doug's eyes, Doug reflected on how Paul took the last sugar. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2917 How can you be so sure that the block guy did it? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2918 Don't worry, my ex-wife doesn't know that I am a Superhero 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2919 The food is to die here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2920 This is really tempus fugit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2921 Well at least your rain cloud is gone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2922 Thank you for making me your beneficiary 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2923 My therapist says I have to stop thinking of myself as a loser..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2924 And BAM, it just hit me... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2925 I wish I didn't have to go back to the office after lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2926 Listen, anything can happen, but I feel pretty good about this. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2927 And all this time I thought the headaches were from the alcohol. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2928 Again? That's the third time today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2929 Well, there'll be concrete evidence that it wasn't me who did it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2930 Today, I sat down here and felt as if I was seeing my whole life flashing before my eyes 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2931 I've got this horrible headache. I don't know how to get rid of it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2932 It's impossible to imagine this day getting any worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2933 I'm telling you, bricks and mortar commerce will disappear in our lifetime. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2934 Now, about that tax penalty ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2935 I may finally get some peace and quiet now... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2936 This will have grave consequences, you know. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2937 Well, Jesus was a carpenter, so maybe there's something to Trump being in construction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2938 Yes, I did major in physics. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2939 I think that contractor next door is building a drone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2940 I was charmed by the idealism of Bishop Berkeley until suddenly it hit me that it didn't pay the bills. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2941 The building market will crash. Be ready. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2942 The masons are tough negotiators. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2943 has the death panel given you your termination date yet? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2944 Any regrets 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2945 Lately I've been thinking a lot about mortality. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2946 Now where did I put that cinderblock? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2947 Apparently, it DOES take a cement block falling on your head to admit you're wrong! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2948 Tell me truthfully...isn't that the most bizarre thing you've ever heard in your life? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2949 Did you order the exrta fiber on your salad? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2950 You can only imagine the stress that I'm under. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2951 Boss... No raise again this year! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2952 I think our construction project is about to move ahead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2953 What do you mean? I always order it on stone ground wheat. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2954 Well, we meet for coffee to discuss my career path. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2955 I'm really concerned about a huge crash. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2956 This wills you all but pen just conked out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2957 Where did that come from? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2958 This lunch feels like I a swallowed a brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2959 Jones always was a blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2960 You won't live long eating like that. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2961 I've got a good feeling about this day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2962 So I signed up for this new service that sends me friendly reminders when I've forgotten something ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2963 can we trade seats? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2964 They probably want to block you from staying at the table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2965 My shrink calls it "cinderblockophobia" -- it's an irrational fear of building materials. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2966 Uhhh...forget the WRITER'S block... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2967 Get ready for the paleo coffee! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2968 Mallard! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2969 This place will sell, just downplay it as a fixer and and emphasize the impact this older architecture makes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2970 I was always teased during roll call when the teachers got to my name, "Wile E. Coyote Cohen?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2971 I'm expecting something really big 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2972 I guess the forger needed the anvil. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2973 So, when will the new reconstruction contract be signed? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2974 My wife left me....I was fired yesterday and I lost the lotto by one number! ...BUT I'm still an optimist. My wife split...I got canned yesterday and I lost the lotto by one number.....but I'm still really optimistic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2975 Man, did I ever need a break! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2976 Who needs a coffee lid? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2977 I hate it when you talk with your mouth full. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2978 In the name of the Father and the name of the Son and Duck! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2979 Hmmm, if he doesn't move it will be one less vote for Trump... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2980 I can't put my finger on it, but I just have this sense of impending doom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2981 So I asked god to give me a message! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2982 My insurance company? New England Life, of course! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2983 It's déjà vu all over again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2984 I could swear I saw my first wife, in a hard hat, go upstairs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2985 Thinking ahead, we should......... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2986 And my decision is set in concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2987 I would suggest that you move on that caption contest idea post haste 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2988 I don't like to throw my weight around, but I'm going to insist on an open mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2989 I've always been a bit of a risk taker 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2990 It's true when your numbers up it's up!!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2991 Uh, did you order lunch to go? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2992 Concrete futures are looking up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2993 Any last thoughts? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2994 Unfortunately I had to let my insurance lapse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2995 I don't really understand the point of the story to this show... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2996 These old industrial spaces are amazing! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2997 It just feels like God and me haven't been on the best of terms lately... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2998 Everything happens for a reason--what nonsense! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2999 Goose! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3000 my boy got his girlfriend pregnant, my daughter identifies with isis and my wife has filed for divorce. what else could possibly happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3001 Good thing we settled with the union. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3002 I thought you said you were going to pay me back today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3003 Say, do you happen to know if this restaurant is located in a Trump building? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3004 Last week hit me like a ton of bricks, but I felt like something was missing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3005 Can't remember. Mental block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3006 Oh, and let me get the check on this lunch--I cannot remember the last time I did... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3007 Sometimes an idea hits me like a bolt from the blue." "Or.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3008 Nothing is falling apart yet! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3009 My assistant blocked out 10 minutes for this meeting, but I don't think it'll take that long. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3010 Saving for a rainy day ain't what it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3011 I'm telling you, our infrastructure is crumbling. It's a wonder no one gets hurt. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3012 When all is said and done 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3013 You're right, your critics really hate your book. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3014 Can things get any worse today? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3015 That's All Folks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3016 ...and we've got a lawsuit in 4, 3, 2... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3017 I could sure do with a hit from this coffee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3018 My entire life has been so predictable.......! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3019 ...there's one right above me isn't there? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3020 ...but I really don't see what Trump has to do with it.! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3021 What cruel irony? That botched execution saved my butt. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3022 I've got to stop imagining the worst - it's killing me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3023 Well, that's not good. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3024 Weight just a minute! I ordered a concrete mixer! If I am not stuffing concrete in my face pronto someones going to pay! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3025 I just don't feel like I have a future here 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3026 Well you got your wish. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3027 You'd better hurry up and drink that. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3028 I've told you a 100 times...I really HATE Downton Abbey. It's no big deal. OK? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3029 I'd be surprised if some concrete evidence just fell in our laps. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3030 …and the penalty for self-insuring is miniscule compared to the premiums I am avoiding in the long run. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3031 I insult you and the the best you can do is "blockhead?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3032 I know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want a real knockout. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3033 Hey, are you gonna eat that? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3034 I've a bad feeling something's about to ..... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3035 It used to be He just used lightning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3036 You can die if you keep eating that stuff! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3037 Sometimes it pays to be hard headed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3038 Tough call...he's voting for Trump. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3039 Instant Karma's going to get you... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3040 Nothing could possibly happen with you as my beneficiary 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3041 We should have eaten at the next block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3042 It was supposed to remind me of our meeting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3043 Then this Lucy said, 'Charlie Brown, you ...'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3044 This is a write off, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3045 I'm repeating myself for the last time, understand pal? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3046 So Frank, how hard did you say your sticks fell today? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3047 You look as though you've seen a ghost--what's on your mind? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3048 The gods must have noticed your light headed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3049 You're right. There's nothing you can do. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3050 Remember that insurance policy we discussed? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3051 Hmm. There seems to be a leak. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3052 I regret calling him a blockhead, but he doesn't seem to harbor any ill feeling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3053 I guess you really were dying to see me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3054 Do you ever feel like...I dunno...something big's about to go down? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3055 And if that wasn't enough, out of the clear blue sky she calls me a blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3056 Did I tell you I yelled at a brick-layer this morning? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3057 To go would've been a good choice 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3058 Frank experiences an existential moment, but then savors another bite of his good morning sunshine muffin 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3059 Oh, well. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3060 Do you have life insurance? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3061 These new figures are going to hit the guys in finance like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3062 We've had some cut backs on the 2nd floor remodel, but I don't think it will be a problem. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3063 Should I unfriend Milton or block him? #heavy 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3064 I said hey, I don't need a brick to fall on my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3065 The food here hits you like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3066 Hey! They finally got my order right! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3067 Darn if I can put my finger on it, but your Mother seems so distant lately. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3068 Guess its my turn to be C.E.O. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3069 Do YOU know why they call it 'the concrete jungle'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3070 I'm surprised we finally closed the deal. My horoscope said I was going to encounter a huge stumbling block today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3071 You shouldn't speak with your mouth full ... what is 'looogowwtmmooov'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3072 Bob, did you say you redid your will last week?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3073 I don't think you should have passed on the dessert. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3074 I'm wondering what will hit next. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3075 So...you say your divorce is going well? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3076 Blockhead yourself, numbskull. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3077 My physician said the muffins are hazardous to my health. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3078 They need to change their menu. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3079 I'm having trouble thinking of an appropriate metaphor for a Trump presidency. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3080 When the reality of Bernie Sanders nears you! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3081 Are you paying with cash? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3082 I was thinking of something a little more concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3083 Just after I got him fired, I told that idiot building inspector, "Yeah, Karma's a bitch." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3084 Just hit me with it, John. I promise it won't be over my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3085 Today's my lucky day, I just feel it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3086 So, like I was saying, you gotta live everyday as if it were your last. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3087 I'd give anything to get out of this project. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3088 Bob, real quickly, which folder has the James Morgan files? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3089 I sense a concrete threat to your well-being. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3090 Do you believe in destiny or free will? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3091 Just then, as if by magic... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3092 So now that I've overcome that block everything is looking up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3093 Don't worry, they won't come after you unless something happens to me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3094 I don't know why, but I really loved that caption contest cartoon where the guys were about to get hit by a D train... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3095 Twitterverse this and Twitterverse that!! If there really is a Twitterverse, I need proof. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3096 I can't imagine anything worse than Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3097 Thst's some concrete evidence there Ed, but no foundation to support it 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3098 Do you take anything in your coffee? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3099 I think your triple "rev me up" espresso was a poor investment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3100 Usually something hits you like a pile of bricks, but I don't know what a lone cinder block means. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3101 What do you mean, "move"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3102 Hmmm..maybe I won't say anything...I'm not crazy about this deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3103 I am going to go to my grave with the recipe for grandma's secret sauce. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3104 I just don't find violence amusing, do you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3105 My favorite cartoon? I've always been partial to Krazy Kat. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3106 For once, I'd like to get a concrete answer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3107 How does my hair look? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3108 My friends call me Lucky. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3109 Are you building a bookcase? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3110 Unless I get something like . . . I don't know . . . a sign from on high or something . . . I'm definitely voting for Trump! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3111 my feminist blogger girlfriend got it for me..it reminds rich, white men to consider their privilege... kind of flipping the narrative that the fundamental building blocks of society are on our side... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3112 Edison bulbs are experimental enough for me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3113 So then she tells me she's leaving me. What else could go wrong this week? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3114 Talking of more bang for your buck... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3115 ...And suddenly it just hit me, like a ton of bricks to the head... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3116 The lunch in this place is knockout 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3117 HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF THOSE IDIOTIC INSURANCE ADS ON TV? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3118 Speaking of last minute things. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3119 Happy Hour ends at the drop of the clock in this joint. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3120 Just saw "The Big Short". Heard of any black swans we can bet against? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3121 Do you have a hat? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3122 Let's not rush our discussion. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3123 Damn! It was your turn to pay. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3124 I've never been afraid of getting hit by a bus, cancer is the thing that scares the hell out of me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3125 You really need that donut ? You should be watching out for your health a little more. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3126 Mason, that's the oldest trick to distract me and have a laugh. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3127 WHAT ? NEVER MIND ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3128 Well, I guess I'll be stuck with the bill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3129 I didn't know this happened in real life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3130 Forget the lid on your cup....I think you need one on your head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3131 So I didn't make partner this time around. But I believe everything happens for a reason. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3132 There's an old saying about some guy being a chip off the old block.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3133 You may be right about the bad luck you've been having. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3134 You know you're setting in my regular seat. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3135 They're serious about that "no elbows on the table" rule. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3136 I know it's hard to judge the market, but why do you always expect a crash? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3137 "What's the problem"? "Oh, nothing". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3138 And to think all this time I'd been waiting for a shoe... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3139 Let's skip dessert! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3140 Speaking of our business plan, did I mention building blocks? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3141 Your cup is half full son. Don't let anything bring you down. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3142 Have you ever been struck by virtual reality? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3143 You wish you knew about being creatively blocked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3144 Sh.h.h!....don't say a word! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3145 Should I sign now or later? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3146 I thought you ordered over easy 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3147 Last night's Fortune Cookie said "To keep covered - even indoors!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3148 We finally got around to filing our suit against Acme. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3149 Will you at that? The train is on time. I think we have to end our session. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3150 Did you order an anvil? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3151 You know how they say "Don't look down"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3152 Did you hear that the North Koreans are working on a catapult? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3153 "So I thought, and thought, and thought, and then . . . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3154 Nothing's going to stop me. I am switching to decaf. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3155 It's just been one headache after another. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3156 Be proactive. That's my motto. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3157 I give you five minutes to accept my proposal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3158 Where did that come from I think you should go. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3159 I just wish I could get a few days away from the office. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3160 Interest rates? I've never been good at predictions. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3161 Clark, you have to realize your limitations... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3162 ...and not only is he my true idol, I think Trump is downright sexy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3163 I know that there must be an answer out there somewhere 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3164 My day just can't get any worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3165 Yes. I'm still a glass-is-half-full guy. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3166 You hear about Bill? Poor guy. Never knew what hit him. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3167 Ever since we broke up, I feel as though a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3168 I never get chosen for anything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3169 Hold on to your coffee! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3170 Yes, I'm Nick Damocles. And Frank Dionysius is now a mason. What of it? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3171 Between a falling brick and this coffee? I'd take the brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3172 Have you ever considered investing in concrete? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3173 I just adopted a little chicken. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3174 I guess I should have been nicer to that server, but at least she gave me a good seat, 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3175 Fore I think you are going to have a headache today! Trump's punishment for having coffee! Incoming - Cement Block You are such a Block Head! Construction Zone Where is OSHA when you need them? Damn, I forgot my Hard Hat today! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3176 Even our therapist laughed when my wife told her I felt lucky. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3177 "So you are saying that your forecast on overhead issues is becoming increasingly urgent". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3178 Mother's dead. It's time I came out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3179 I've run the numbers. The high-deductible heath plan makes way more sense. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3180 Don't believe in bad luck. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3181 I just have so much on my mind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3182 For the last time, I'm telling you to stop worrying about it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3183 You know what they say. 'In politics, nothing happens by accident.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3184 Don't you think our waiter is a real blockhead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3185 Catch a falling brick, and put it in your briefcase. Save it for a rainy day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3186 So I laugh and say to him, what to are going to do , fire me? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3187 Yeah, I walk under ladders. So what? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3188 It seems we've run into a brick wall on this issue. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3189 Then she said "You think you're really wily don't you?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3190 Now let's cement this deal and not let anything block it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3191 Last night I hooked up with this chick named Little. You wouldn't believe the things she said.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3192 And yes, this business plan is absolutely concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3193 And if my plan crosses some moral line, let God throw a brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3194 And it was then that Bob realized what could be worse than missing the seasonal decorations on his coffee cup. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3195 Roses. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3196 Grande mocha lattes no longer hit me like a ton of bricks. "Grande mocha lattes no longer hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3197 I said CMU! Not "See, I'm like you". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3198 As I was saying, I can't imagine anything worse will happen to me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3199 They only take block payments. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3200 Over my dead body will I ever agree to that! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3201 It's the slab again, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3202 I feel like the sky is falling 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3203 Then she said, "You're always so clueless." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3204 If it's a sin to support Trump... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3205 I'm not so sure everything happens for a reason. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3206 No caffeine at all... it gives me a headache 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3207 I will e-mail your raise and the promotion to HR this afternoon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3208 Is there anything worse than when they don't get your coffee right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3209 I feel like things can only get better from here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3210 I hear the 'chicken under a brick' is to die for! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3211 Somebody put me outta my misery already! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3212 I insist! You can get the next one. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3213 What do you think is the side with the Mason's Special? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3214 This latte better be worth it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3215 You won't need to go to that meeting this afternoon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3216 all in all it's just another cinder block from the sky 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3217 The next one's on you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3218 I'm tired of being afraid. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3219 The streets just aren't safe anymore. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3220 What are your plans for the weekend? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3221 Not a peep, just relax and take a sip. You're worry too much. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3222 I've been thinking of trying a flattop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3223 If it's not one thing, it's another. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3224 That guy's no better than some coyote, and we're gonna just crush him… 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3225 That's surprising. You usually don't kid around about things like that. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3226 We're thinking of canceling our plans for Europe this summer. Just too dangerous. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3227 You wouldn't believe my horoscope today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3228 Please consider that I'm--not--speaking metaphorically 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3229 This has been my best sales day ever. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3230 So, anyway, I've decided to sue the garage over a scratch I found on my car. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3231 And my codicil shall read as follows... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3232 Don't look now or you will have a broken nose. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3233 Do you remember that silly story about Chicken Little? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3234 I've been having these headaches. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3235 Everything is falling into place after we cut that outrageous construction budget. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3236 The air feels heavy for some reason. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3237 I'm looking forward to an early retirement. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3238 Then my insurance agent heaven forbid that... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3239 I'm wanting for signs that the housing market collapse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3240 I'm telling you, this deal is going to be a blockbuster! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3241 Well, live for the moment, I always say. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3242 I was thinking of ordering the souffle. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3243 So then my boss said I was a chip off the old block! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3244 If they forget the sugar again, I swear the sky is gonna fall down. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3245 So, I'm worried about my cholesterol... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3246 Don't worry, something will hit me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3247 I'm done with my To Do list finally, but am only running 30 miles a week. You? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3248 I'm just not one of those 'the sky is falling' types. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3249 I agree with you on that stock. I really can't see any downside risk to me at all. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3250 Williams quickly regretted calling his colleague an ignorant blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3251 No, I'm pretty sure they don't serve duck here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3252 Here today---gone to..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3253 Timber!!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3254 It's the house decaf, but the first sip still gives you that big caffeine hit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3255 I'm a guy that likes to play the odds.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3256 You know it's nothing concrete or anything but lately I just haven't been able to shake this sense of impending doom 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3257 Natural Selection in the 21st Century 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3258 My mind's gone blank--It'll hit me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3259 Why did you want to discuss the concept of 'Deus Ex Machina'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3260 Speaking of blockheads... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3261 Now we have to worry about another thing coming from the sky 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3262 If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me dead! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3263 So when she told me she wanted a divorce I thought it would hit me like a ton of bricks but nothing happened. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3264 I'll be there, barring the unforeseen. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3265 "Tipping", isn't an exactly science you know! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3266 I don't think my staff liked the cuts to their benefits packages! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3267 He should have left a better tip. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3268 Maybe I'm overreacting but I seem to be like that cartoon character in Lil' Abner, you know the one with the black cloud always hanging over him. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3269 I really feel like things are starting to look up... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3270 My coffee's cold ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3271 Maybe you shouldn't have taken His name in vain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3272 Hold on a sec, I want to Instagram my coffee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3273 Illegal immigrants, radical terrorists, bad trade deals... It can't any worse, can it? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3274 There is no way my day could get any worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3275 Maybe it’s time to retire. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3276 I'd been watching my weight and cholesterol and had been working out. But then I thought, 'What the hell. I'll just let things take their natural course.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3277 Well, that's new. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3278 I swear, work's been so crazy lately, I'm thinking my head's about to explode. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3279 Oh great now I have to do the monthly report. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3280 The last thing I need is another headache. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3281 This place always gives me a headache. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3282 Have your caffeine reflexes kicked in? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3283 I can't help feeling that change is in the air. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3284 Let me see if I can make my comment short enough. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3285 This coffee packs a punch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3286 Can you make any sense of existentialism? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3287 What's all this about ceiling infractions? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3288 I'm not going to be able to keep this deal open for much longer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3289 Hum, you know Harry, I 'll get the check today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3290 I'm so tired of all this Chicken little, the-sky-is-falling nonsense... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3291 Then it hit me like a ton of bricks - this place is falling apart. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3292 Yes, it does look like my candidate is leading in the polls... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3293 All I know is, I'm overdue for a random act of kindness. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3294 I've been hit with writer's block and mental blocks before, but not a cinder block. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3295 I'm having an affair with a hard hats wife. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3296 Here it is, Aquarius: "A smashing event will change your life". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3297 And that's why I am finally feeling kinda lucky. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3298 I feel like big things are coming my way. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3299 And then she told me I would die a terrible death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3300 How are you enjoying the — DUCK! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3301 Did you order something to go? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3302 Here comes the gluten 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3303 No, that is just a bad idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3304 Son, if you work hard, you get rewarded. Luck has nothing to do with it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3305 I'll be honest, I have my reservations about today's reservation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3306 Last night my wife called me a blockhead, wtf? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3307 Say it--Don't spray it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3308 But seriously, day three of this juice fast and I feel fantastic! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3309 Trump will win, or God strike me dead 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3310 Olson called me on it. He said that some of my ideas were like floating a brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3311 Believe me Sam, you have really made this into a concrete idea 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3312 The weight of my job is bearing down on me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3313 The competition has hired some wily hotshot to shake things up. Calls himself Coyote. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3314 Thank God my dad taught me to plan for the future. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3315 The directors may be furious, but I'm making you the new CEO. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3316 Regardless of who wins, I'm not moving. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3317 I try to stay in the moment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3318 Did you tell me that you wrote a rather scathing article about Trump on Facebook! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3319 I'll pass on lunch. I think I'm coming down with something. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3320 Sorry, my minds made up! Only God himself, could get me to not vote Trump. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3321 "You might want to say grace, quick" ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3322 Life's a brick: you get laid and run into a wall. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3323 ... but - as they say - all's well that ends well... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3324 And then it just hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3325 It's right above me isn't it 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3326 I guess I'm not having a bad day after all. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3327 Johnson, where's piece B21? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3328 What's cheaper whole life or term. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3329 Everything I've ever done in my life has led me to this moment... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3330 My doctor told me to stop worrying. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3331 In quantum theory the mass of an object is a function of the velocity relative to the observer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3332 Ever feel like you just need to get out from under? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3333 I wish they still served coffee in china cups. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3334 Please hurry and sign. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3335 I told them what I thought, and they called me Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3336 I just don't think this day could get any worse.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3337 Now, did you ever complete that will of yours? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3338 We should be hearing from the high court on our appeal soon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3339 You said you wanted your ashes spread in the Carribean? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3340 I won the lottery and got promoted today. This might be the luckiest day ever. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3341 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3342 And then I said "who needs building codes?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3343 Hold that thought! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3344 I miss the brick and mortar days. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3345 Well, he is kind of a blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3346 When I finally told her, I felt a great weight lift from my shoulders. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3347 Live for the moment, I always say 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3348 Just out of curiosity, are your life insurance premiums paid up? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3349 Oh, that ... the Cinderblock of Damocles. And to think how damned happy I was when they finally named me chief of construction operations. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3350 This is your classic brick and mortar store. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3351 My thoughts just get a lightbulb. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3352 Come on, saying that you have a writer's block is just an excuse to avoid writing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3353 Things are looking up for my promotion. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3354 "Worldstarr". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3355 Take it from me, the market is about to fall. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3356 And that's my final offer 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3357 There's a great future in Acme Corporation. Think about it. Will you think about it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3358 Cinder block? Cement block? Concrete block? They're NOT all the same you know... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3359 Let me repeat. No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3360 I can't imagine anything worse than falling stock prices and a market crash right now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3361 and I don't know when I'm just gonna get take a hint... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3362 The offer's fine, but Acme takes its noncompetes pretty seriously. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3363 Ironically, I feel a great weight has been lifted from me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3364 There are drawbacks to having a magnetic personality. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3365 My treat. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3366 I have two nanoseconds to work on my surprise face 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3367 I told him straight out, "You ever want to get ahead in this company? Surprise me." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3368 Some days I don't feel like getting up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3369 Boy, have I had a rough day! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3370 I hear they have a killer Happy Hour. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3371 Block don't lie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3372 What karma? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3373 But at least you haven't had a brick drop on your head! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3374 Dave, there's something I have been meaning to tell you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3375 You want some help with that lid? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3376 ''I've had some bad luck, but I refuse to believe I'm unlucky.'' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3377 I feel a draft... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3378 This divorce thing hasn't hit me yet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3379 To his horror he realised that the cartoonist had clearly never seen an actual anvil... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3380 What's to ponder? tdhis matter is going to be brought to a head 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3381 Right now I wouldn't say that should be your biggest worry. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3382 I'm thinking cinder block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3383 May a brick fall from the sky and kill me should Trump become President 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3384 A ton of bricks falling on me, or just a cement block. My fantasy sometimes seems so real. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3385 I really dodged a bullet at the meeting this morning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3386 I feel like I'm not seeing something here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3387 Heaviness descends from the heights, don't you think? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3388 All I want is concrete evidence that God exists. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3389 Industrial design is one one thing, but it's getting a little out of hand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3390 So, there's good cause for optimism. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3391 Nope, haven't been to church in years. My wife says I'll get struck by lightning 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3392 Give me a second. Maybe something will come to me out of the blue. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3393 Look up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3394 The aura around you tells me you're going to have a migraine headache shortly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3395 I am not a blockhead! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3396 I always thought he was the evil twin. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3397 This time it's your check...mate. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3398 It's on me -- I insist. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3399 I think there's some merit to this positive psychology movement 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3400 The Internet trumps bricks and mortar every time! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3401 You gotta live in the moment, Stu. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3402 You're always so Chicken Little 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3403 Well, at least it isn't a sword. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3404 Guess I'm more of a Newtonian 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3405 I think your luck will change, in the other world. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3406 The owner says the overhead at this location is killing his business. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3407 This one's on you, Pete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3408 They've already given me a heads up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3409 I believe you make your own luck in this world 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3410 By my calculations, should be 0.85 seconds 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3411 I feel writer's block coming on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3412 You ever get the feeling,that an idea is just about to spring, fully formed, into your mind? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3413 I'm drawing a blank, but maybe something will strike me soon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3414 Here is where I hid the money 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3415 I just feel like I have too much time on my hands. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3416 Cinder is like Tinder, but with real impact. You should try it! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3417 Are you sure it wouldn't be too much to lend me $20 ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3418 Have you read "Things Fall Apart"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3419 It is never too early for to think about long term care health insurance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3420 I don't think that they accept substitutions on the Early Bird Special. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3421 Rain blocks are falling on your head 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3422 What an interesting interior, using the optical illusion. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3423 Unlike me, she was always a 'sky is falling' pessimist. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3424 What makes you think that I didn't get what you were just hinting at? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3425 Gentrification always brings some collateral damage. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3426 I can't shake the feeling that things are starting to look up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3427 Figures - the one weekend I wasn't hungover. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3428 I am gonna make a killing in that class action against the masons. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3429 While his sensei often warned him to expect the unexpected, this particular trial struck Owen as being a bit unfair. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3430 Barrister's Conundrum: Warning or litigation? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3431 No, I wasn't expecting a message from the Building Trades Council. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3432 Now why they call this a hard hat chai latte is beyond me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3433 We should've tipped. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3434 Look me in the eye - if you have something important to say ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3435 We need a breakthrough. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3436 No wonder this place only took six weeks to build. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3437 Relax. The law of gravity doesn't apply to cartoons. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3438 This plan covers Murphy’s Law, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3439 I don't remember that being on the menu. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3440 Our umbrella policy protects you from everything! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3441 The way I see it, my sins will never catch up with me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3442 Its OK, theres one that looks just like him behind me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3443 I don't do destination funerals 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3444 Your worries about Donald Trump are over. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3445 I see a concussion in your future... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3446 Her name is Samathia Stone, and I've fallen for her. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3447 Uh, at least it's not a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3448 Diners, drive-ins, and dies. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3449 The problem with these Millenials is that they never want to start on the ground floor. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3450 I always feel better when I talk to you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3451 ...right after lunch 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3452 I should have wished for a million dollars. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3453 I think you'd be perfect for the same insurance I have; it's good for all types of accidents. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3454 As I live and breathe 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3455 Trump tower. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3456 If it´s Hillary or Trump I´m cashing in my chips. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3457 You know, I really love life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3458 I cancelled my meeting with Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3459 I guess there's time for dessert. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3460 So I told him, I don't care where you cut the cost. Just be creative so we get our incentive, and no one will be the wi... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3461 So, that's why they call it the mobster specialty roast. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3462 I duhno... I am just waiting for the other shoe to drop 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3463 No idea has ever hit me like a hit by a ton of bricks. One cement block is usually enough. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3464 Well the good news is that it looks like I'm not gonna have to pay for my lunch... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3465 I feel my charka is blocked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3466 I've had it with my boss...he called me a blockhead again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3467 What do you mean, "Zeus is so 20th century?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3468 The money is at the... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3469 Quick, once around the block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3470 It'll come to me in a second. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3471 How's the Chicken Little? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3472 "Really Ted, I have nothing against death". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3473 I wish my hangover would end now! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3474 I think I'm about to have an epiphany. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3475 I was looking for a way to cut down on construction costs and, just like that, it hit me. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3476 You won't believe what that blockhead said then 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3477 Do you see what I'm talking about 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3478 Thanks for meeting me, Alex. I wanted to explain why I can't back your construction safety bill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3479 the espresso shots here give you a real jolt. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3480 You really need to get out of your writer's block! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3481 I just don't see any benefits from working in construction. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3482 At least they finally spelled your name right. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3483 BAM and then it hits you 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3484 I gotta get out of construction, it's killing me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3485 I don't know if I'm ready for the suicide cafe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3486 The coffee here comes with a kick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3487 On second thought, I think I will upgrade my life insurance policy 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3488 Maybe I should be the new CEO? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3489 I not a chin off the old block.....I CHIP THE BLOCK! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3490 Can you give me something more concrete? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3491 So I said to my wife, sometimes things get worse before they get better. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3492 I still maintain that the theory of gravity is just a theory. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3493 Mental blocks are the worst. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3494 This place is so quiet you can hear a pin drop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3495 We just need something more concrete to go on... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3496 Did you forget to tip the barista? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3497 I wish I could afford a piano. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3498 I don't know, I just seem to have this weight on my shoulders. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3499 Now I believe in karma. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3500 Why do you ask which pocket I keep my wallet? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3501 I had an important point to make, but I didn't actually mean to hit you over the head with it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3502 Remember when you said it would rain cinder blocks before Trump became the nominee? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3503 I knew we shoulda brought our own horses! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3504 I just wish I could block it out of my mind. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3505 I hear they make good pancakes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3506 Tell Francine I didn't see it coming 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3507 Your "Double Cheeseburger Squared" has arrived. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3508 My pollster says I'm widely loved. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3509 So, he called you a blockhead. Things could be worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3510 I don't have a lot of time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3511 So Clinton, Trump and Cruz walk into a bar... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3512 If I only could block out those feelings. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3513 I probably should not have called our contractor a blockhead, but.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3514 I'll tell ya Ned, all this tax stuff is giving me a migraine. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3515 So eight years ago I say, "Embrace the anger, Sarah would be a great VP." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3516 I'm just not feeling good about today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3517 ...you just never know...life has a way of playing tricks on you...you could be crossing the street and... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3518 Did you say Trump is dropping by? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3519 Rather than listening to me, you have your head in the clouds. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3520 Call me crazy, but I can't shake this sense of impending doom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3521 Waiter ? There's a cement block in my soup. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3522 If I tell him," thought Time, "he'll just resent me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3523 I had the best dream last night…all my friends and family were celebrating at once. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3524 CTE? Got it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3525 It feels like I have a weight hanging over my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3526 If Trump's another Bush then God will give me a sign! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3527 You know how a light bulb appears when you have a good idea? Well... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3528 I guess this is the au courant way to be stoned to death. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3529 My life's never been better, but I'm just worried other shoe's going to drop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3530 I'd say something, but this Danish is just too delicious! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3531 Sometimes I wonder if I should switch to decaf. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3532 Remember those premonitions? My therapist is really happy with my progress so far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3533 Life is short. Say yes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3534 Good food. Bad service. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3535 I don't believe in waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3536 Sometimes I feel like too much weight falls on my shoulders. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3537 Trust me, I'll know it when I feel it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3538 This is a great place to meet. They're always so on top of things. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3539 Hate to be a wet blanket but I sense another decline. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3540 It's time we talked about the anvil in the coffee shop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3541 I may not be as hard-headed as I appear! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3542 My hand has been in this warm water our entire meal and I still don't have to tinkle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3543 I think my wife is cheating on me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3544 don't look up. we are going to be crush. "pray for wings" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3545 It didn't feel exactly like a ton of bricks but something else. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3546 Harry, do you take one lump or two with you coffee? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3547 I'm the luckiest man in the world... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3548 They told me the neighborhood was going down, but I didn't believe them... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3549 ...I mean, I'd rather DIE than vote for Trump 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3550 Sorry Bill but I have to run...I have a 10:30 appointment downtown. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3551 I'm more of an anti-mason myself. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3552 I can't remember if it was Pope John Paul I, or Pope John Paul II... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3553 So I thought, what's the worst that could happen. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3554 Did they tell you I'm finite? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3555 My doctor told me I'd live to be 100. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3556 Ever get the feeling some days that you're a brick shy of a load? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3557 May a cement block fall on my head if the Republicans are stupid enough to nominate either Donald Trump or Ted Cruz for President. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3558 Have you ever considered switching to decaf or artificial sweeteners. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3559 What kind of designer thinks hanging cinder blocks from strings is a good idea? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3560 I could see it coming, Harry, but you didn't believe me... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3561 ''Glad you are still hardheaded.'' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3562 I will have a new idea soon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3563 President Tump said this would happen if Bob didn't pay his Wall Tax. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3564 New England Life, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3565 I need a reason stronger than Trump to abandon the Republican party. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3566 My password is... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3567 Yeah, the stars are lined up on this one. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3568 I wonder if I'll get the corner office... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3569 Ever had that feeling of impending doom? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3570 You really need to look at equities in the long term. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3571 Sure Karma’s real, but shoddy work can trump anything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3572 Can you pass the salt? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3573 The crash of '16 might soon get personal. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3574 I'm gonna need something concrete. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3575 I can't understand you when you have food in your mouth. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3576 I don't know, it's just this vague since of foreboding. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3577 Donald Trump and his manager talking about the plans for the US-Mexico wall. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3578 I read recently that coffee may decrease your risk for premature death. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3579 I don't think I got the job. They said they were looking for someone who is excellent at abstract thinking. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3580 And they never rush you here... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3581 I've found it best to live in the moment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3582 He serious, bro. They're tearing down Trump Tower for salvage wall blocks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3583 Relax. Things will fall into place for you very soon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3584 I've heard that readymade art involves taking risks but this is absurd. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3585 Writer's block is no joke! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3586 If they ran out of liver wurst again, just kill me now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3587 Jeff, wait - there is a fly in my latte. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3588 This interview is over. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3589 Are you paying attention? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3590 The doc said to cut out the fat, sweets, and carbs, take a brisk walk four times a week, start a daily Mindfulness practice, and I will live a long and healthy life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3591 And what if instead of a great watchmaker we had a giant bricklayer? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3592 Brick and mortar stores are a thing of the past. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3593 She left me and my world came crashing down around me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3594 Pretend it's not there. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3595 Tell me your password -- QUICK! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3596 So if anything should happen to me, knock on wood, you'll be set. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3597 I told you not to criticize Chris Christie. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3598 What did you order for dessert? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3599 On second thought, don't buy. Sell. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3600 Because those sandwiches are loaded with empty calories--that's why. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3601 And the worst part about the curse is, they wouldn't let me though airport security. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3602 Son, I've got your back. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3603 ''Is this a sign from my wife to finish the patio.'' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3604 No one has to hit me with a brick before I get the message 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3605 You shouldn't try to talk with your mouth full. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3606 Tell me it doesn't say "writer's" on it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3607 You know Harry, sometimes you just don't get it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3608 Sorry to interrupt you Benjamin, but... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3609 Do you think I need to post a new Tinder photo? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3610 How many lumps did you ask for? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3611 Actually, I'm one of the luckiest guys I know. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3612 Do you ever feel like something bad is about to happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3613 And then it hit me... I come from a different era. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3614 Golf next weekend? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3615 No, I am not worried about the crumbling infrastructure. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3616 I'm thinking about cutting back on the caffeine. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3617 I think things are finally falling into place. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3618 We decided to cut back on the umbrella policy too. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3619 I guess I'm a chip off the old block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3620 Safe as houses, I tell you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3621 I haven't seen that look on your face since we watched Dad die. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3622 Cheryl and I, we've got it all figured out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3623 Eat up. They discourage lingering. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3624 Insurance is for suckers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3625 I'm probably going to get fired. Just kill me now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3626 Brady's better than Manning? What are you, a block head? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3627 We need a more concrete plan. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3628 You really should have got the cappuccino its to die for! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3629 They must think we're blockheads. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3630 That's Interesting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3631 I finally got a good nights sleep. " I feel great". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3632 Gravity my friend is just a theory 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3633 Looks like we're gonna have company 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3634 Bill, can you pay attention when I am talking to you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3635 My wife said that if she dropped a stone it would solve all our marriage problems 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3636 I feel like I'm coming down with something 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3637 When *does* the shoe drop, exactly? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3638 I think it's the opportunity of a lifetime. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3639 You're right, every day is what you make of it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3640 Do you think I should have tipped the barista? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3641 Things are looking up for me too. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3642 Live fast, don't fret about gluten 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3643 Let's cement the deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3644 Any thoughts on the NFL's concussion crisis? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3645 now here's something that's going to hit you like a brick 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3646 Incoming 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3647 While at lunch, the idea hit Fred like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3648 You're not listening to me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3649 I couldn't even begin to describe to a person like you what it feels like when one of my great ideas hits me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3650 It's the section of a ceiling beam. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3651 I don't buy the notion that we're only on earth as long as it pleases the man upstairs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3652 Your infrastructure appears to comply with deregulated standards. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3653 Good to the last drop! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3654 You can't go wrong with DeCaf. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3655 I told building management "why should I pay five grand for an office space when there is a cafe directly below it!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3656 Ok, so....big deal, God plays dice with the universe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3657 Shift right! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3658 "It's a personal decision and I respect yours Charlie, but I'm telling you straight - he's the BEST at jobs, serious about immigration and even has a plan for stopping Drone attacks. What more can you ask for? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3659 Should I warn him, or let his revelation happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3660 On second thought, have all the sugar you want. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3661 ....and that's the gist of it. Oh, and to top it off.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3662 I'm ready to let go of the victim role. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3663 Have you given much thought to life insurance? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3664 Oh, .... just another 'faux pas' from Trump Construction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3665 Don't be afraid to help a brother out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3666 Have you ever thought about mortality? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3667 Watching you caffeine? A "Venti" wouldn't kill you, you know. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3668 You ever wake up and feel like it's not going to be your day today? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3669 No, not a dark cloud, exactly... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3670 I pray to God someone cures my migraine. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3671 What do we need to hammer out this new deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3672 I really liked the last episode of 'The Sopranos'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3673 Do you think I tipped enough? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3674 I feel certain now you should have thrown that salt over your left shoulder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3675 Why are you so happy I'm a Solepsist? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3676 your story is good, but you should've sworn by God 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3677 Let me tell you, it's been a hell of a day! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3678 I've been trying to block something out, but I can't remember what it is... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3679 Also, I'm worried all this coffee will kill me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3680 I feel like I'm carrying a heavy load. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3681 It came down from corporate; Bob never knew what hit him 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3682 Don't tell me - another cinder block? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3683 My best ideas strike me out of the blue. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3684 Bob, at the risk of sounding like a new feminist, I think you should lean in. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3685 So... What are you doing tonight? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3686 Why yes, this table was reserved under "Wile E. Coyote". Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3687 trust me, dude, a Trump candidacy is gonna be great for the Democrats 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3688 George, this may be your last breakfast. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3689 The next wave of reality television took its influences from Loony Toons 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3690 It's not written in concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3691 And then, it was like a tone of bricks... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3692 Sure I'm unfaithful, manipulative and possessive, but like Jesus said: let he who is without sin cast the first... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3693 This conversation is over. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3694 Coffee doesn't quite wake you up in the morning anymore, eh? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3695 You know how sometimes, it just feels like one of those days? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3696 Show me someone who can expect the unexpected, and I'll show you a successful actuary. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3697 Normally, I wouldn't be caught dead eating at one of these diners. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3698 "It is what it is" just isn't doing it for me anymore. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3699 Move your latte to your right, quick! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3700 Me? I'm long on "infrastructure". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3701 Aha! Going over the pitch one final time *can* hurt you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3702 If a cement block falls in the diner . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3703 Whoa! This will surely ring your bell. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3704 You can't go wrong with whole life insurance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3705 Does Obamacare cover catastrophic injury? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3706 Something big is coming for me, I can almost feel it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3707 What time did you say your ex-wife was dropping off your stuff? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3708 ...and, if this isn't the best deal you ever made, may I be clobbered with a concrete masonry unit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3709 Then I said to myself. What could be worse than a President Trump? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3710 Henry, let me tell you the story why I always sit under this hanging art installation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3711 There's just no future in brick and mortar stores! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3712 Hope you've got insurance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3713 Trump seems like a statistical anomaly - something we can safely ignore. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3714 I really appreciate you blocking out some time to meet for lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3715 Here comes the bill and it's a biggie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3716 " . . .and unlimited refills." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3717 I know it's stupid, but I constantly feel like something terrible is about to happen to me... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3718 I've finally earned enough points for a free refill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3719 This coffee isn't strong enough. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3720 I'm told their menu is very innovative. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3721 And what's your view of the futures markets right now? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3722 I've never been a fan of the abstract. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3723 This will certainly outweigh the benefits of the all day breakfast menu, I'm afraid. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3724 "Dude, Please tell me your name is Neo and that we are in the Matrix". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3725 What could possibly go wrong? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3726 Go Trrrrrrrrrrrrump!!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3727 I never leave more than ten percent. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3728 Not getting that promotion hit me like a ton of bricks, but I'm optimistic things are going to change now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3729 wishes really do come true 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3730 Do I have good health insurance? Why, arevyou shooting a commercial? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3731 my attorney guarantees a simple, concrete solution 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3732 And so I told her that I'd never had one of those "change your life moments." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3733 "Whoa...gotta-go: it looks like another one of those,''cinder-block from space'' moments here. But, hold that thought...'' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3734 I feel like I've finally gotten rid of that dark cloud that's been hanging over my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3735 So - We have a verbal contract -Right ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3736 This coffee tastes like mortar 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3737 Now's a good time to sign that insurance policy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3738 Tell me, what exactly is a writers block ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3739 I can't really recommend the sandwiches here; they're like concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3740 Just bought a lucky charms factory. How about you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3741 Do feel a Graviational Wave? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3742 Enjoy y... our coffee 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3743 I know exactly what the deal is Harry, I don't a cinder block to fall on my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3744 Cindy? Who's Cindy? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3745 Why are you canceling my promotion announcement tomorrow? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3746 I think they want us to order a full meal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3747 Sorry to tell you this, but I'm going to have to let you go. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3748 Last time I ignored it. You see, existence needs concep-- 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3749 Did you order the brick? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3750 Are commodities falling again? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3751 Did you order the express box lunch? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3752 To my knowledge, no on has ever called me a blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3753 ... and if it's not true, may God strike me dead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3754 I really don't need that extra life insurance right now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3755 Yeah, well. At least I've got my health. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3756 Chip! The block! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3757 Before we wrap things up here, there is just one last thing I feel I should bring to your attention. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3758 Well I'll be damned, he was guilty. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3759 You should have asked for a ham omlette. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3760 I lost everything! What else could go wrong? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3761 So how exactly does trickle-down economics work? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3762 I hate to be the one who says the sky is falling, but . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3763 I can't imagine anything else going wrong today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3764 Tell me fast--who are you voting for? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3765 He should have had a V8. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3766 Who calls someone "blockhead" these days? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3767 I was considering how we might cut building costs, and then it hit me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3768 If I can just block out the distractions I know I can cement the deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3769 Really, what makes you think he's a brick short? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3770 Black Swans Unlimited had the lowest bid. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3771 I wonder, is it true what they say about the falling real estate market? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3772 Heaven knows! We need solid building blocks for the success of this project. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3773 Looks like he is about to regret winning that game of "jinx." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3774 Oh, by the way, I landed a blockbuster deal this morning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3775 I used to be able to tell when my luck was about to run out... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3776 I switched to decaf for my health. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3777 Sometimes I think inevitability is a very hazy concept. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3778 At least I've still got my faith. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3779 As you know, I rarely make hasty decisions... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3780 Got any aspirin? I feel a crushing headache coming on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3781 My book on fate is nearly finished. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3782 I'm going to need more coffee for this meeting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3783 Good news. You won't have to do the presentation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3784 I just don't see how this day could get any worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3785 "Heavy" coffee? Yes. But not as heavy as it will be, yet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3786 This gives new meaning to espresso. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3787 What a joke, the bottom's going to fall out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3788 I'm SO boring. Just once I would like to be newsworthy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3789 You're right, Ted. You're not paranoid... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3790 I just can't seem to shake this feeling of impending doom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3791 Of course, if something were to . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3792 So my agent says "you never know what might hit you." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3793 What is wrong Joe?. Ever since 9/11, you seem to be preoccupied with imaginary objects falling from the sky. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3794 Man, I hit a brick wall at work today! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3795 I think I have been blocking a lot 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3796 Don't give me that 'sky is falling' rhetoric. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3797 What I'm about to say will change your life forever. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3798 We no longer have a concrete deal. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3799 Your ex-wife has sent something for you!" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3800 That's about all the time I can block out for now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3801 Too bad. He's a nice guy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3802 This above all: to thine own self be true. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3803 After all those salmonella outbreaks, what more could go wrong at Chipotle? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3804 I said "Doris, I'd sooner be stoned than agree to that property settlement." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3805 Not the building block I was praying for. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3806 When you sell insurance, you have coverage for everything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3807 I can't fathom how my life could get worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3808 Better cover your drink. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3809 Where are we with succession planning?" "Almost finished with Phase 1. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3810 And speaking of a chip off the old block.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3811 Why do you insurance guys always end up talking about risk and prudent planning ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3812 Buy the shares Ted....trust me.....I'm never wrong....I'm naturally lucky. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3813 You were right all along. If you expect good things to happen, they will 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3814 Well maybe not like a TON of bricks... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3815 This burger is going down like a ton of bricks." "Speaking of which... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3816 The desserts are good except the sponge cake is a bit heavy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3817 Oops, I spoke too soon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3818 Heads up dude!!!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3819 I've had this strange premonition all morning that this afternoon would be a career change. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3820 Remember those Mario Power Blocks? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3821 There's time to make changes ... nothing is set in concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3822 What else could they put in this cappuccino to ki They really need to rethink their brick and mortar position. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3823 First time ever two really good things happened for me today 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3824 ``Sorry if I sound negative. Things are actually going pretty good.'' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3825 Your Tinder's blocked? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3826 No. I'm fine. No complaints. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3827 If they forgot the soy mild again-its just gonna ruin my whole day 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3828 I feel about a block away from where I should be. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3829 I think they may be taking the idea of ‘deconstructed cuisine’ a little too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3830 When I want to feel alive I dip my fingers in hot coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3831 The law of gravity is immutable or so they say. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3832 Looks like Chicken Little is into construction. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3833 Anyway .. are you an organ donor ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3834 The worst part is the weight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3835 Kiss me NOW, you fool! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3836 remember how you said work gave you a headache 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3837 Bricks and mortar business are the only rock solid investment, ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3838 If I just lean back a tad it should just hit him. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3839 And that, my friend, is how I KNOW my luck's about to change. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3840 On second thoughts, we could skip dessert 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3841 I'm sorry, Phil, but I don't have time to 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3842 One part of the prenup hasn't kicked in yet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3843 No, he won't. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3844 There goes the debt ceiling... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3845 It's sword of DAMOCLES. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3846 So now I'm sitting here, waiting for the other shoe to drop... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3847 Yes, my wife is still allergic to flowers. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3848 I feel like a huge weight has been lifted. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3849 I've just been named the "Master of Your Fate" speaker of the year. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3850 I hear too much caffeine can kill you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3851 Unless it's a light bulb I don't want to know. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3852 I had that dream last night where you can't seem to get away from impending doom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3853 I'm just trying not to take everything so personally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3854 I wonder how the artist feels about what happens next? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3855 Are you trying to scare me ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3856 You can take this personally. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3857 Could we get the check, please? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3858 Wait. Let's me get this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3859 They say their dessert is a real blockbuster. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3860 'hmm... do I open the umbrella and risk bad luck?' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3861 And those are the benefits of trickle-down econ... [THUMP] 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3862 The idea hit Jerry like a ton of brinks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3863 I hope the sky falls on me if I even think about voting for that clown! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3864 Have those responses on my desk by the end of the day. I want the calendar cleared before my vacation. While I'm gone, you'll be researching cases for next month. You'll probably have to work both weekends to get it all done. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3865 So all of a sudden the thing comes crashing down like a ton of bricks, never seen anything like it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3866 "Annh," he deserves it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3867 You can't always expect "pennies from heaven." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3868 Don't let such things go to your head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3869 Things are finally going right for me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3870 Really? Yelp reviews can be anonymous? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3871 I just can't seem to cement this in my head 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3872 I thought it was always lightning bolts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3873 Whaddya mean I'm a 'chip off the old block'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3874 What's up, coffee dude? Nothing much, sandwich dude cartoon by levi 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3875 How's your little chicken sandwich? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3876 Can you imagine anything worse Can you imagine anything worse than our negoti Can you imagine anything worse now that our negotiations have hit a brick wall? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3877 I lost my wife, job, life savings, at least it can't get any worse.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3878 Your not going to believe this but I think things are finally falling into place for me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3879 Haven't you always thought anvils were more of a wedding thing? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3880 I would really like to take a vacation day real soon. What do you think? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3881 Only fools embrace black swan theory. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3882 You'd better finish your drink quickly! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3883 Uhh Rick... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3884 This place's management is making changes, but I need to see some concrete improvement. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3885 Do I need an act of God to break out of this rut? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3886 If he tells me I'm fired, it's going to hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3887 This café is always hit or miss. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3888 Is it just me, or does it feel like everything is falling apart. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3889 Never mind Frank, its probably too late. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3890 Hey Jim, do you like The band Jethro Tull? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3891 I suppose I should tell you that I ordered a Brick sandwich . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3892 I really feel like things are going to start looking up... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3893 Do you think I'm paying too much for life insurance? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3894 I guess that's why my bacon is taking so long. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3895 They're predicting a crash. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3896 Seriously? Alan Dershowitz drinks here all the time? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3897 So, the cure for cancer is ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3898 Yes Dan, it's some heavy stuff...and I'm pretty sure it's headed your way, so ready for it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3899 Hum ... As I remember the calculation for determining the speed of a falling object is: (32.2 ft/s/s) 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3900 Tech neck? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3901 Brutalism, has recently got my attention. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3902 Like you said, our new boss can be a real headache. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3903 I swore I'd help you or die trying. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3904 This is what happens when you sue your contractor. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3905 So, how has your day been so far? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3906 No, I've got all day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3907 Is there anything worse than writer's block? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3908 I asked for two lumps and I got one! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3909 Did you order anything with your coffee? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3910 The coffee comes with an extra jolt that goes to your head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3911 I just didn't see it coming . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3912 I may be jinxing myself by saying this, but I think I'm finally going to get my raise. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3913 It's your turn to buy 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3914 Drop, cover, and hold on! Oklahoma style! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3915 Ten days mourning is enough. Hot date tonight. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3916 [Well Jim,] the construction industry just isn't what it used to be... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3917 Literally, I am so tired. I literally feel like I've been hit by a cinder block." "Yeah... Literally. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3918 Statistics show, somewhere in the U.S., somebody experiences karma every 10 seconds. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3919 Ever have one of those days? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3920 The 'big bang' theory is just a theory. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3921 Don't you ever feel like the other shoe is about to drop? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3922 Because this 20% tipping thing has run amok. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3923 I'm telling you, I dodged a bullet with THAT trade Stan. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3924 We really must make more of an effort to end your sessions on time, Edward. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3925 I told them I wanted painful and drawn out -- why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3926 This place actually started off as a food truck before going brick and mortar. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3927 So I figure, if my fund manager thinks things are taking a turn for the better, then who am I to argue? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3928 So I told her, "Hey, I don't need a cement block to fall on me. I get it." And yet I wonder if she believed me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3929 I built this place for $200,000 under our bid. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3930 Tinder is amazing...I'm meeting Cindy Block here in a few seconds. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3931 The meaning of life finally hit me...and if I could, I'd hit back. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3932 Well, I think you should reconsider your position. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3933 Oh, I think the tower is crumbling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3934 Life's short-I'm going to eat dessert first. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3935 I have such amazing luck! Yes! Lucky Jeffrey, that's what they call me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3936 Matt, I've always loved you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3937 This coffee really is good to the last drop! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3938 Just once I wish the wall would come to ME. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3939 I still don't know why you asked me to switch seats. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3940 I'm confident there's no Sword of Damocles hanging over my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3941 At this point I'm just waiting for a solution to hit me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3942 Thank You God!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3943 Well at least it can't get any worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3944 I'm told the coffee here is to die for. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3945 As to schedule...I think the Masons are right on target! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3946 TRUMP???That'll happen when Trump Tower falls where we're sitting!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3947 DUCK! DUCK! BRICK! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3948 He did say I was paying the bill... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3949 No one will listen to me anymore. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3950 No, I guess not. Would you want to be able to know how you're going to go? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3951 Then it hit me like a cement block... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3952 The sooner I get out from under the better, 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3953 That time-space warping theory is just nonsense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3954 What do you suppose the "chicken little" special is? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3955 I feel things are finally starting to go my way. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3956 Walter Mitty-2016 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3957 Watch out! Scott Walker blew up the union! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3958 Coffee really helps me get away from writer's block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3959 The Big Bang Theory is over my head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3960 John, I think someone remembered your last tip. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3961 Sometimes I think I need to get hit in the head with a brick to get my attention. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3962 My financial planner assures me that I'm not really in any danger for the near term. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3963 So I guess, after all, things are really looking up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3964 everytime I buy coffee here I feel like I am being hit over the head 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3965 There are days I think I shudda stayed in bed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3966 The diet's going great. I haven't had anything heavy for two weeks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3967 The bartender sure is taking a long time with that cement mixer... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3968 Wonder why they call this the deus ex machina cafe? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3969 That _is_ a bad idea! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3970 I told him,'over my dead body' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3971 According to FiveThirtyEight... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3972 As a matter of fact, they did use anvils before the budget crunch. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3973 I think instead you got a coffee to go. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3974 No, you don't mean a *literal* brick-- 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3975 I wouldn't worry about the promotion if I were you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3976 Some days are worse than others. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3977 By the way, I've decided to end the affair... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3978 She said life with me was too uneventful. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3979 I just don't know Paul... I mean, who am I to judge the gravity of the situation? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3980 The witness protection program works really well. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3981 I'm tired of banging my head against a brick wall. I hope things would turn around. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3982 I don't need a block to fall on my head to tell me that I'm wrong about ... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3983 I feel either a mental block or something heavy on my mind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3984 I'm blowing the whistle on your securities fraud first thing in the morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3985 All it really takes is one cup of coffee and I can honestly say I no longer feel as though I'm one brick short of a load. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3986 Is it a bee? The last thing I want is a bee in my coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3987 ...and I'm sick to death of my wife constantly calling me a blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3988 I'm glad we're talking this out. I don't like it hanging over my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3989 What'd you say? I was daydreaming. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3990 I know things seem difficult but I've always been an optimist. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3991 Give me a minute and I'm sure it will hit me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3992 This campaign is not the first time he has built from the top down. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3993 That's going to hurt the Yelp review. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3994 Life surprises you with the most unexpcted events when you least expect it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3995 I can't believe that waiter messed up my order. What a blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3996 I need an answer now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3997 I saw this fortune teller yesterday and she said I should drink less coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3998 I'd rather be hit in the head than vote for that guy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3999 So that's what happens when you tip below %15. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4000 Hmm...cloudy with a chance of bricks? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4001 I don't like heroes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4002 Who shouts DUCK! in a steakhouse? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4003 Now you think the slow service WAS a problem? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4004 John, you shouldn't have ordered the Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4005 "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head" -- that song is driving me crazy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4006 I see the Knicks' practice is going as expected. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4007 What can make this headache go away? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4008 And then Susan says to me, 'You're a real blockhead, you know that?' I mean, what does she-- 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4009 ...then Flitcraft adjusted to I-beams not falling, get it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4010 Yup, just dumb luck! 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
4011 It looks like the cloud has finally lifted. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4012 Quick! Hand me your wallet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4013 I agree, Sir. Your time has come. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4014 The world's in such turmoil, I fear Doomsday is near 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4015 Say, could I borrow twenty bucks? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4016 Oh, I say old chap, have you been reading in the NEW YORK TIMES the news about India? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4017 Have you nothing more concrete to offer? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4018 So you forgot the remote again? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4019 This taste bitter to you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4020 Who's the Chicken Little now? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4021 It's all over but the shouting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4022 Look, I believe that you make your own luck-- 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4023 I wish I had a bigger sandwich than you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4024 Nevermind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4025 I watched 'Forrest Gump' again last night, Larry-- I think I finally get it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4026 Don't worry we a plan for any possible scenario 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4027 What do you mean, you think I was too fussy ordering soy, cinnamon, goat milk, and simple syrup? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4028 Well, so much for all your long-term financial planning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4029 I ordered an orange crush. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4030 Did I unplug my straightener this morning? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4031 My life is so damn predictable. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4032 I can't begin to describe how bad this divorce feels. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4033 It's all set. Don't be such a skeptic. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4034 Karma? Yeah, why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4035 I hope you paid. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4036 Yes I am accident prone. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4037 I'm voting for Hillary. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4038 I guess He heard me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4039 Relax, Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4040 Then it just hit me from out of the blue. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4041 Which is correct? Concrete or cement? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4042 God never gives me a day off. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4043 My ability to accept the absurd has just recently came into conflict with the fact that my personal prayers are seemingly being answered 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4044 A 5 or 10% tip is the least of his problems 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4045 That's not what I meant when I suggested the restaurant have exposed brick... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4046 Time is really not an issue for me.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4047 Looks likes concrete idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4048 Don't worry about making it to your next appointment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4049 Food trucks shmood trucks--nothing beats a brick and mortar restaurant. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4050 I had a dream last night someone called me a blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4051 Sometimes I feel like the Brick of Damocles is hanging over me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4052 ...and then she said, and then he said.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4053 Hear about Bob? Heart attack. Just like tha- 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4054 So this cartoon coyote keeps following me around. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4055 If I am lying, may God strike me dead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4056 JUST SIGN IT. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4057 Does it ever appear to you like Starbucks stores just drop from the sky? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4058 It doesn't take a brick falling on my head before I get it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4059 I'm just waiting for the other brick to fall. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4060 "Donald, did you read your horoscope today? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4061 Ready for a shock? I have the winning lottery ticket in my pocket. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4062 Jones, we're going to have to start from the ground up on this one, a block at a time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4063 Did I say my ex is likely to get even with me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4064 Watch out, the Trumptastrophe is falling! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4065 I have never had writer's block quite like this 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4066 So yesterday I was thinking - "Why not? We'll meet. We'll eat. We'll drink ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4067 This doesn't look like a flat white. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4068 I accepted a job with Joe Btfspik & Sons. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4069 This restaurant is a killer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4070 Yes. I will marry you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4071 That's what I love about this place, the strongest coffee and the heaviest bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4072 Your problem is you're a pessimist. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4073 My future feels up in the air. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4074 Ever wonder why some people are in the wrong place at the wrong time? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4075 So ... when do you think Mort will drop in? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4076 Nothing specific, really. Just a general sense of foreboding. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4077 . . . and literally make America great again. But hey–it's your daydream. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4078 I'm an agnostic too, Herb, all the way--no wait! I didn't mean that! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4079 should i save him pr let him die so i can get the job 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4080 Do you have anything for a headache? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4081 I'm not sure what my last meal would be. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4082 I can't shake this feeling of impending doom. What do you think is causing it? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4083 For some reason I just have no interest in this presidential race. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4084 Well, I know I should consider something more concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4085 I see buying this shop as a key building block in a financially secure retirement. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4086 Hartford, shmartford 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4087 I favor the top-down approach. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4088 Sometimes I feel as though the cinder block of Damocles hangs overhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4089 This headache couldn't get any worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4090 Duck? No, I'm strictly Vegan. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4091 I'd give anything not to have to go back to the office. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4092 No way. My commodities guy sees gold, silver, and cinder block futures going up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4093 So I skip the tip and tell her she's one brick shy of a load. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4094 Theres absolutely nothing that can go wrong with this plan. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4095 On the bright side, I have my health. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4096 I'm glad mine's to go. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4097 I wished for a ton of bricks, but this is fine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4098 No one's looking out for the white guy anymore. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4099 Even though we are laid off, meting for lunch does Even though we are laid off, meeting for lunch is just fine. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4100 Quick! Say something philosophic: your last words can't be "pass me the sugar"! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4101 So the weatherman actually got one right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4102 It's a concrete proposal, but a need a quick yes or no. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4103 Yes, I'm signing my new will tomorrow, making you the sole heir. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4104 The food is pretty good but the service is average. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4105 Thanks for switching spots with me. The A/C above that seat was killing me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4106 So she say's, "one lump or two, and I'm like..........BLACK!!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4107 I don't need somebody to hit me in the head with a bat to know I'm in trouble with the boss. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4108 If I'm lying to you, may God strike me dead! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4109 We might need to get the food to-go 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4110 What I wouldn't give to escape this rat race. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4111 You really are a chip off the old block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4112 By the time I warn you, it will be ....(thud) too late. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4113 How's it feel to hear I slept with your wife, 'Mr. Alleged Clairvoyant Magician'... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4114 And then it hit me like a blot from the blue: My wife is cheating with a brick mason. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4115 Did you order the falling steel beam? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4116 I'm dying of boredom, Bill. Nothing ever happens. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4117 I am fortunate to have a friend like you! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4118 "Really, what could be worse than Trump? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4119 Do you believe in IFOs? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4120 Carpe nanosecond. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4121 Fortunately, I don't have writer's block anymore 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4122 Good thing you ordered the duck. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4123 So,how'd the Trump rally go? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4124 I've decided to be ironic. I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4125 This is fine, but you've probably never heard of my favorite coffee shop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4126 Better drink that fast, Damocles! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4127 My secret is safe 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4128 Don't interrupt! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4129 I just feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4130 Well, compared to the convention this should be a breeze 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4131 ...then it hit me, like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4132 should i tell him?.. nahhh 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4133 If it wasn't for this safe haven, work would just kill me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4134 Nothing. What are you doing tonight? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4135 Looks like a woman finally broke through that glass ceiling of yours. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4136 So much for living right. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4137 I can't stress this enough, Johnson--you've really got to learn to put mind over matter. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4138 I'm so stuffed up, it feels like I've got a head full of concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4139 Then, out of thin air, she drops the 'D' word on me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4140 Actually, sell when YOU feel it's the right time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4141 Don't look up. The sky is falling! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4142 Can't wait to get the lid of this new Iron Brew drink Bill, they says it's made with girders! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4143 You know, I just have this lucky feeling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4144 My wife's latest hobby has been estate planning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4145 Lately I've been feeling scatterbrained. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4146 Thanks for meeting me here. I tell ya, there's no escaping the gravity of the situation we're in. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4147 Do you have plans for dinner tonight? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4148 So I told him "I don't need any life insurance!" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4149 Well if you think I'm just gonna sit here and let the world go by, you've got another thing comin' ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4150 I just read that gravity is just a scientific theory, not an actual law. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4151 Gotta admit I'm ambivalent when it comes to Right to Life Right to Choice issues 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4152 A little hair of the dog always does the trick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4153 Are you going through a divorce? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4154 And so I said, "well, where do you think you're going to get a brick?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4155 Bill, stop trying to drive home the hearse! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4156 Suddenly this world saving thought hit me like a brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4157 Surprisingly, I've had worse dates. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4158 Well, that's another way to discourage sugary drink consumption. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4159 I've got a crushing headache. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4160 I've finally overcome my irrational fear of being hit by a falling concrete block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4161 Sometimes, I'm such a blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4162 Why am I so depressed? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4163 You know, it's always something .... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4164 If you have time tomorrow, I'll talk with Marge tonight and then we can sign that insurance policy. Will that work for you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4165 There must be a quicker way to lower our overhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4166 How about you get the check and I'll pay next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4167 I don't mind tossing out a blockbuster idea, it's the catching I hate. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4168 Have you ever had that feeling...? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4169 I hear Acme made some changes in their product line. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4170 Karma: "Who are you calling a blockhead?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4171 Mind your own business. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4172 Listen, I need that fifty dollars you owe me. Quickly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4173 I just can't shake this feeling of impending doom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4174 So, now I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4175 Bernie? Nah. More likely a cement block will drop on my head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4176 Apparently, this place is known for its flattened chicken. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4177 Say what? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4178 I am ready for a coffee "break". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4179 I'd never let Trump build a wall in my uterus. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4180 Boy, this writer's block is really killing me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4181 And the bad news? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4182 We may have unplugged Mother a little too soon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4183 You never look at me when I'm talking. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4184 I'm getting to that age when I realize I don't have all the time in the world. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4185 Uhh.. How do you like your coffee? One lump or two... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4186 so, can one block these gravity waves? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4187 You were saying something about your policy's pre-existing condition clause. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4188 Good news, I don't think you'll be visiting your in-laws this weekend. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4189 His nickname in high school was 'Butterfingers'...last I heard, he was working in construction." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4190 I'm saving for 30 years of retirement. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4191 For 20 years I bought this crap and then it hit me like a brick! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4192 Didn't you design this place? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4193 You gotta be careful with these lids otherwise all the coffee falls on you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4194 Hmm should I tell him or not? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4195 You're always telling me to block things out, Jim. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4196 I disagree ... Trump's through the roof! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4197 Sometimes I feel just like a blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4198 I'd like a concrete answer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4199 Your time is up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4200 It's like the sword of Damocles, but our insurance required the two extra strings. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4201 It's not like the literal sky is falling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4202 Nice knowing you! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4203 Regarding your cinder toffee coffee order... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4204 I think opportunities arise when you are in the right place at the right time..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4205 I tell you the world's coming apart with this election. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4206 Inspiration; she is a fickle muse –you never know where your next big idea will come from. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4207 C'mon finish your coffee---I don't have much time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4208 There's a fly in your coffee! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4209 You ever feel like something heavy is looming over your head? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4210 We've been close for years...but they can't keep both of us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4211 I've got this weight hanging over me. Do you think my writers block will ever go away? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4212 ...but if somebody else slips on a banana peel, that's funny. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4213 Trump or Cruz .. It' s like chunking bricks.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4214 I guess I'm just tired of people telling me "to chin up." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4215 I tell you, it's the same old thing every day-nothing extraordinary ever happens to me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4216 I hope it's true that you're a hard headed business man. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4217 Of course, short-term investments carry less risk, but . . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4218 Maybe some coffee will clear up this mental block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4219 I'd like to say that it can't get any worse, but... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4220 Doesn't your ex wife work upstairs? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4221 No. I don't believe I care for duck. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4222 So you say you have a contingency for anything unforeseen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4223 Be careful what you wish for. Killed by idiom! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4224 I probably shouldn't have played hookie today, I have so much work to do. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4225 I remember when they just spat in your food. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4226 I'll have to let this coffee cool down 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4227 Look out, here comes Cindy Block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4228 Do you believe in Karma? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4229 What do you mean I have a hard head? Give me one concrete example. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4230 I think it's your turn to pay. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4231 I'm hoping Maybe inspiration will just hit me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4232 A breeze block? Someone's got a loose grip on reality 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4233 If this block hangs over my head much longer, I'm dead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4234 So you want to be president of Damocles Construction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4235 Hey Bob, you might want to take that coffee to go. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4236 So I said a ton of bricks doesn't have to fall on my head. What? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4237 I preferred when they retaliated by spitting on your sandwich. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4238 My wife says I've become a doom and gloom Republican. What the hell does she know? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4239 I think something big is going to happen soon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4240 I don't play the odds. I deal with the here and now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4241 Oh, Ignatz! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4242 No one EVER notices the severed finger on the table... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4243 My new will leaves everything to the Mason Beneficial Society. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4244 Like Yogi said, 'It ain't over 'til it's over.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4245 There must be a reason for everything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4246 I don't care, I said don't talk to me until I've had my coffee 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4247 Did you read the part where he said, "Sometimes life's going to hit you in the head with a brick". 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4248 I really think 'no tipping' is catching on 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4249 Day after day I wait, for that concrete evidence suggesting there is more to life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4250 I still don't see why we should spend our dear dollars on research on anti gravity... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4251 I have the worst case of writer's block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4252 I'm not just saying this because I'm your life insurance agent, but... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4253 So help me, if I'm lying, may I be struck dead by masonry! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4254 Your proposal is a little heavy handed 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4255 Maybe God will send a sign. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4256 And, great news, right after lunch I'm going to change my will and make you the beneficiary. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4257 We've all had a stale bagel, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4258 Hey Bill, that Excedrin is finally starting to kick in. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4259 I'm having something different. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4260 why'd I get this to go? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4261 To sum up my posit.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4262 All this hype about concussions is way overblown. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4263 Well, it's not the SWORD of Damocles...." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4264 Not the first time I have had a mental block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4265 This is a no-brainer, Hal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4266 But do you have any concrete suggestions? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4267 I chose this restaurant because they always have a daily surprise on their menu. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4268 Life's a crapshoot-I took a flyer on the Phillies at 300 to 1. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4269 I tipped with a Trump dollar. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4270 Relax and thank God it is not the oroverbial ton. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4271 Believe me Frank, I've been around the block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4272 I can't recommend the cement. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4273 Nice to relax...absolutely nothing has been going my way today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4274 S&P Futures are plummeting. I predict a catastrophic day ahead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4275 I prefer to call it "accident" and health coverage. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4276 Life's too short to be worrying about everything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4277 And if Donald Trump isn't the best candidate of the whole pack, may a great cinder block strike me on the head RIGHT NOW! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4278 Talking to a friend like you is like a load of bra 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4279 It's gonna hit you in 3...2.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4280 I hate that new church, I hope a sinner blocks the door! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4281 I still don't have replies on Tumblr. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4282 Imagine-She called me a blockhead! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4283 This is why I always tip. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4284 I'll buy lunch! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4285 Oddly enough, we finished the building with a few materials unaccounted for. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4286 Humphrey, an eerie feeling grips hold of me! A very weighty matter overshadows my mind! Best to confess major blocked sin! I cemented an affair with your vainglorious wife. Ha, we both began and broke off tryst while snacking on graham crackers! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4287 No thanks. That's about it for me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4288 Luck is the residue of design my friend 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4289 I hope they didn’t read my Yelp review. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4290 He was paying for lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4291 I'm sorry but that is my 'drop dead' position. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4292 Paul sure seemed to take the news of his redundancy well. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4293 Alan Watts said it best: "You and I are all as much continuous with the physical universe as a wave is continuous with the ocean." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4294 I'm thinking of taking early retirement .... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4295 Why is everybody always telling me to lean in? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4296 Seriously, I am a very lucky man! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4297 If only I had an 'aha' moment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4298 Never thought much of Issac Newton 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4299 You just don't understand the gravity Of the situation! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4300 If God doesn't want me to do it, then let Him stop me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4301 Wait, I thought you ordered a knuckle sandwich? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4302 Physicist's block had plagued him all week. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4303 And I said, 'Babe, it's LA, who needs an umbrella?' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4304 Your ideas are always too heavy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4305 Dad!" WHAT?, Nothing, " I'm rich. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4306 Frankly I think 10 percent is more than enough. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4307 Oops! I am afraid you could be right about your suspicion on your wife reading your e-mails 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4308 Of course they want me to direct the sequel! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4309 Beware of maxi-ton of bricks decisions. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4310 Et tu, Blocke'? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4311 ------if I'm not telling the truth. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4312 I wonder if my BulletProof Coffee is CinderBlock proof as well? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4313 I'm warning you, Harry. The sky really is falling this time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4314 Power lunching is great for brain storms. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4315 Would you believe me if I said the sky was falling? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4316 Even with strong opposition, no one can touch me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4317 Man, this coffee sure hits you like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4318 You know you said you felt like a weight had been lifted from your shoulders? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4319 I've got a feeling something is in the air ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4320 So how do we stop our masons from knocking off so early? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4321 I'm sure of one thing--I'll never vote for Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4322 I mean sure, I could be hit by a bus at any moment but let's be serious...I need to max out my annual IRA contributions starting right now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4323 Why do you keep calling me Damocles? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4324 Simon, now that you're in New York - lets drop the Brit lingo. Ok? Hmm? You know - boot for trunk, wings for fenders. Pudding for... Oh I see. What is your word for breeze block? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4325 I'm such a klutz. I'm always spilling my coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4326 Spit it out, Ken--I don't have all day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4327 I'll get the check this time and you can get it the next time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4328 Do you think the mob works weekends? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4329 Dingbat? My ex-wife used to call me that... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4330 Fred's realization hit him like a, well...you know.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4331 Doing my taxes at the last minute is stressful. I heard Block could help clear my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4332 The coffee here always gives me a headache. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4333 So! you think things are suddenly looking up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4334 If I were you, I wouldn't worry about it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4335 There I was,tryin to remember,When it hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4336 Did I hear you right? Don't you ever call me a blockhead! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4337 You appear not to be listening! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4338 I'm a little reluctant to go ahead with the divorce, knowing she will get half ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4339 What do you think Bob meant when he said he'd be dropping a big one on us today? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4340 I take the long view. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4341 I don't care what the boss says, I'm no blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4342 This happens every time you have an idea? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4343 Happy trails to you, too, Roy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4344 No, I don't get headaches. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4345 I never listen to people who say the sky is falling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4346 This is my final offer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4347 Yeah, I just live a stone's throw from here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4348 My wife said I was "one block short of a load"...can you imagine that? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4349 Atticus considered warning his client about the falling cinder block, but he reasoned that the thing speaks for itself. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4350 No...nothing going on in my life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4351 Do you know how the Feds cracked the iPhone? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4352 That business meeting went terribly. How could things get any worse? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4353 This day cannot get any worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4354 You think this is bad? Just wait for the other brick to drop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4355 This one's on me, I insist. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4356 Quick question: any last words? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4357 So you think the caffeine will help me shake this annoying sense impending doom? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4358 I need to block CBS 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4359 The block of bankruptcies is a family curse. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4360 I wonder how God feels about the 2016 presidential candidates? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4361 Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4362 I finally got rid of my migraines. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4363 Let's face it, Siri will never be able to find us a good cup of coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4364 Not in a million years would you get my job. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4365 Sorry Al, I want a divorce. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4366 Oh, come on, Phil! April Fool's Day was last week. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4367 Guess what? I won the lottery today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4368 No, its PENNIES from heaven. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4369 Was that over my dead body or yours? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4370 Blah, blah, blah, blah... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4371 Damn that Ocles 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4372 Why should I be forced to buy health insurance? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4373 If a bell rings every time an angel gets his wings, what happens when a devil gets his horns? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4374 It just seems to me that Mary and I don't have much of a future. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4375 Weight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4376 I'm not going to get those revenue reports in on time, am I, George? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4377 Let me just think about it overnight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4378 I just won the lottery. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4379 see em you 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4380 So, how's your renovation going? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4381 What a blockbuster idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4382 I'm serious, Bob, I think someone's trying to kill me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4383 Let me get you an aspirin 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4384 Cartoonist's speed lines usually suggest movement 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4385 "Don't even try talking me out of it, I'm getting out of the construction business once and for all". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4386 Que sera, sera. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4387 Ever feel like you're sitting under the sword of Damocles? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4388 Yeah sure like one day I'm gonna get hit on the head by a falling concrete block.... What's the likelihood of that happening...... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4389 I may be wrong, but I think this is my lucky day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4390 Every time it rains here, it rains cinders from heaven. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4391 One lump or two... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4392 I guess this one's on you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4393 Relax--what could go wrong? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4394 Do you ever wake up feeling lucky? I feel like today's my lucky day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4395 Hmmm, no, I'm not familiar with the 'Cinder block of Damocles.'" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4396 Dead poet society! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4397 Falling cinder blocks I can tolerate, but the severed finger pointing at my coffee is really creeping me out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4398 I'm thinking about ordering the,'Chicken Little ' salad! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4399 You know, that would be as improbable as a cinder block falling on your head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4400 I must have told them 100 times it tastes like concrete! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4401 Well, there's always the line about man planning and God laughing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4402 No need to find a brick wall to slam your head into. . .now it comes to you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4403 I don't know what the answer is either, kid. I'm just waiting for it to finally hit me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4404 How'd you wanna go? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4405 First let's define the terms more concretely. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4406 I think the waitress has a crush on me 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4407 Actually, some laws can't be changed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4408 I wish you'd pay attention when I'm talking to you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4409 Hold that thought, would you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4410 My wife wants a divorce. My boss wants me to resign. What else can happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4411 Do you really believe anyone can predict the future? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4412 I can just feel it, my writer's block is about to end. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4413 you remember that last tip you gave? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4414 I think there's something wrong with your Fitbit... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4415 What's wrong? You look like you just saw a falling block of concrete. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4416 No, I ordered the planked salmon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4417 Anything weighing on your mind? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4418 My daughter tells me the universe is trying to "tell me something," those millenials... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4419 You didn't tip either? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4420 He actually called me a "Blockhead" at the meeting 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4421 Be honest... Do I come off as sort of a blockhead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4422 I told that guy I wasn't going to pay him $30 an hour to build my balcony on the 30th floor. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4423 ... and then she had the termerity to accuse me of being a blockhead ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4424 So that's the end of my story. How's things with you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4425 This is starting to be a real headache. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4426 Those pancakes feel like a brick in my stomach. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4427 Did you ever have an uncontrollable feeling of impending doom? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4428 You really think that things are starting to look up? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4429 Putting this deal together may be harder than we thought. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4430 There can't be anything worse than writer's block 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4431 At least I won't have to listen to him complain about the flu anymore. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4432 Bob wondered if his iPhone 6-plus might have an overly robust block feature. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4433 I guess a 25% tip won't kill me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4434 One more time: 'The Breaking of Pelvis 1 2 3', Take 13. Ready? Action! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4435 We have a shortage of cement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4436 I ordered a karma latte. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4437 oh.....so THAT'S why my wife told me to sit there.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4438 This job is literally killing me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4439 Brace for impact! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4440 So what are your plans for the rest of the afternoon? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4441 I was informed by The New Yorker that I'd be blocked if I submitted an additional "Cartoon Caption Contest" entries. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4442 I only know something's true when I get something concrete. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4443 Do you have any appointments this afternoon ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4444 "She said that I was turning into a real blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4445 How about them bricks? I mean Knicks! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4446 ...and the overhead could kill us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4447 So you're saying things are starting to look up for me? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4448 .....but my friends call me "Lucky 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4449 I feel like my future is up in the air. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4450 I have never really liked the cement business. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4451 No, three strings should hold it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4452 How much time do we have for lunch? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4453 Chip, your block is off. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4454 I need hard evidence before I act. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4455 Watch out Mike, they're zooming in on us! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4456 It's as though a great weight has been lifted from me. Or maybe the other way around. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4457 Karma is kind of a brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4458 Just be honest, Pete. Whaddya think of my new hair plugs? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4459 "Well, whaddya know. Prayers do get answered". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4460 I feel a splitting headache coming on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4461 So, then I asked God to give me a sign . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4462 Yes, if you need to leave, please go NOW!!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4463 As I was saying, we were a block from Iraq when suddenly... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4464 Can I trust you to keep a secret? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4465 Honest, Jim, the idea is so obvious, it's like being hit on the head by a falling box.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4466 I used to not believe hard luck stories, and then it hit me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4467 Why don't you change seats, Mr. Bossy Pants. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4468 I can feel my luck running out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4469 My broker's view of the stock market sounds like Chicken Little. He thinks the sky is falling! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4470 I never believed in Henny Penny's theory............ 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4471 And then she says I am like Chicken Little, always afraid the sky is falling... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4472 You ever feel like something big is about to happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4473 Sorry, but it's 'lights-out' for you Republicans. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4474 It's a no-brainer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4475 Thank God, he hasn't signed it yet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4476 So I said to myself, "Why don't I just spend the rest of the day getting stoned?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4477 There, that's a big weight off my shoulders. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4478 Ah, Arnie, LEAN BACK QUICKLY! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4479 Do you ever get tired of living in a two-dimensional world? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4480 There is a fly in my coke! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4481 Why are you surprised I fired that coyote from the ACME group. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4482 Is there something I've overlooked? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4483 Well, according to this, nothing could possibly go wrong. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4484 Why is that brick falling? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4485 Goes prophecy move up or down? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4486 im just going to drink this coffee and relax ,lifes to short to be worried about everything 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4487 Apparently,... things are looking up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4488 ...when suddenly, this revolutionary idea hit me like... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4489 I still say the future is in concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4490 Cross my heart and...I forget, what's the rest of it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4491 I might've just dropped a figurative brick, but things are about to get real. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4492 I've been thinking about building a wall. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4493 All in all, things are looking up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4494 This Chicken Little themed restaurant takes itself too seriously. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4495 My grandfather was a 33rd degree Mason, but I think it's all Mumbo-Jumbo. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4496 I'm thinking about moving. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4497 This meeting is not going to end well - check please! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4498 I expect to hear back from the Foundation any moment now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4499 Lately I've suspected that Watson is out to get my job. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4500 I might as well be hitting my head against a brick wall. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4501 If only God would send me a sign, Larry. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4502 You said you were going to drop something today?? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4503 Did you pay already? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4504 I just can't figure out how to tell her that I'm leaning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4505 I've worked out an exit strategy, but I don't have time to share the details. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4506 I think you are right. We did eat here on the same day 20 years ago. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4507 Frank, I really think your insistence on hiring union labor is destroying our business. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4508 Sidewalk dining ain't what it used to be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4509 You ever get the feeling that the whole world's out to get you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4510 I think I've finally hit rock bottom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4511 If a new idea doesn't strike me soon, this writer's block is going to kill me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4512 I'm telling you, I just feel more and more like Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4513 George-can you believe I just won the lottery-but I still come to work everyday like nothing happened. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4514 Try to summarize your grand conclusion really quickly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4515 I work at OSHA. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4516 Look up in the air! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4517 Sure things have been tough; But I have the feeling my luck is about to change. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4518 Oops, I think I'm going to need some extra napkins. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4519 I sure would at least like to see a dead cat bounce today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4520 When something hits me I just run with it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4521 Oklahoma. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4522 We used to have a lot to talk about. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4523 Why is it always an anvil? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4524 Oh, watch . . . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4525 It's called Acme Witness Protection, and it works. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4526 I've got a splitting headache. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4527 I think I'll have the tuna melt instead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4528 Oh my God — the fortune cookie was right! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4529 Are you almost finished? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4530 What a morning on Monday feels like. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4531 Do you ever feel like Doomsday is fast approaching? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4532 Hey, did you forget to pay the stone masons today? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4533 Looks like it's time to go. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4534 I'd do anything to get out of that meeting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4535 Enough with the generalities. Give me a concrete example? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4536 Next time I'll try the latte. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4537 I hear the company's letting people go. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4538 You told me to expect the unexpected. Now you say there's going to be a concrete block market crash? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4539 These times call for concrete thinking. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4540 Gotta run... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4541 Sometimes I feel about as interesting as a cinder block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4542 Then he said: It's like getting hit with a ton of bricks, whatever that means. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4543 I just had this deja vu moment 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4544 So I told her, 'I'd rather get hit by a brick than vote for Donald Trump.'" "You couldn't have chosen something, er, softer? A soccer ball maybe? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4545 What do you mean speaking of duck and roll? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4546 You insisted on changing tables! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4547 It's the cinder block of Damocles. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4548 Are you getting baked or mashed potatoes? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4549 I know Our Lord tries to communicate with us in strange ways,but 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4550 If that's your version of a light bulb, I think its a bad idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4551 I digressed, what about the cement price? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4552 That fortune cookie was wrong. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4553 I think I have a crushing thought. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4554 I don't know what's come over me. I'm such a blockhead! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4555 No, I don't think you're paranoid. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4556 I told you not to order something heavy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4557 This is my first date on Cinder. I'm really hoping you don't swipe left. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4558 You must have had one too many, 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4559 No, I never worry about the stock market falling. It's other things, right out of the blue. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4560 Its gonna hit me hard. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4561 Did you order the French press? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4562 What was that? I'm getting a raise? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4563 ...and then, BAM! It hits me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4564 I have the worst luck; my coffee's cold. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4565 Anyway you can make your idea a little more concrete? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4566 I feel like I have a brick in my stomach. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4567 Wow, I've just had a brilliant idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4568 It's been a long day. I wish I had something harder than this juice. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4569 No - I'm going to find happiness in the T-I-N-D-E-R app. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4570 Did you forget to pay your alimony this week? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4571 Yes, I’m satisfied with my current life insurance coverage. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4572 Not many people have crane smash their car on West Broadway and live to tell the tale, eh? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4573 Decent offer, but the horoscope today said I should be more hardheaded. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4574 Why Coffee & Clobber? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4575 Oh well I guess there';s worse things then being laid off 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4576 Uh, oh. Here comes the Anthony Lane review. Superman can save you or maybe Batman. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4577 Have you ever heard of the cinder block of Damocles? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4578 Soup or salad? You know, it's the little things that get ya. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4579 Your life insurance paid up? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4580 I've been embezzling from our partnership. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4581 Unless I'm very much mistaken, the Democrats are going to crush us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4582 Code, Schmode. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy... 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4583 Did you hear that Microsoft used their chatbot program to build a robot? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4584 I'm so tired, I feel as though my head is made of cement. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4585 God help me, I neglected to stir my coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4586 There is no actuarial algorithm for computing the risk for blockheads. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4587 Look up and your pain of your lost job will be replaced. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4588 On the bright side, my good luck charm business is finally picking up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4589 You said you were named for Wile E. Coyote, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4590 You have no idea how happy I am that we traded seats. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4591 They call this drink "The Block Buster"! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4592 I love this place. Everything’s half off during the remodel. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4593 You just never know, do you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4594 Sometimes I wonder, Jim, if I'm one brick short of a load. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4595 At least I get to choose my own provider. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4596 My horoscope said a surprise would put me in a better place. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4597 Statistically speaking, it's improbable Trump will be elected president. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4598 I heard we're having 360 reviews this week. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4599 The barometric pressure is high. Let's make a deal! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4600 Maybe I should try the duck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4601 Just because I ordered a little chicken, it doesn't mean the sky is falling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4602 Crazy weather we've been having lately Fred hahahahahahahaha 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4603 Keep your head up, you never know when opportunity will hit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4604 The problem with us is we don't warn each other about any impending crisis. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4605 All I need is a knock on the head to figure this out 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4606 Looking ahead ... . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4607 The good news is, I'm going to pick up the tab. But... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4608 The coffee here is to die for. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4609 I am a pessimist by nature, it is true. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4610 Now we're just waiting for the other shoe to drop, and we close this deal! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4611 Last night I had chicken under a brick and.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4612 Could you concretize that idea for me? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4613 You know, I haven't initiated a frivolous law suit in over three days. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4614 Aetna, of course. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4615 I guess diner slang for corned beef hash is “a massive structural failure in the building.” 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4616 So...did you want to go with the $500,000 or $1 million face value on the variable life insurance policy? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4617 No worries. It won't hit me -- it's just a trick of the perspective. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4618 I knew we should have tipped better last time! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4619 I mean, what are the chances? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4620 Then I told him to go over it brick-by-brick....... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4621 I hate these lunch meetings, they're so heavy on the brain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4622 Should I tell the boss you've taken a block of time off this afternoon? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4623 Did I ever wish I had Spidey sense? Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4624 I'll take the bill this time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4625 Yes, it was a little strange last night. All the fortune cookie said was, "Look Up!!" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4626 It's gonna be an Excedrin kind of day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4627 And then she called me a blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4628 So, what's on your mind? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4629 Who called me a blockhead??? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4630 I'm thinking of running for Congress. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4631 Wait! I'm about to make my point concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4632 I predicted the last financial crash. I will pull out of the markets sooner rather than later. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4633 Cutbacks. Cinder-block is cheaper than the Sword of Damocles. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4634 It's a cinderblock isn't it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4635 I BETTER COMB MY HAIR FAST BEFORE IT GOES ON THE INTERNET 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4636 Talk about same day delivery. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4637 Oh my god, the dream with my boss is coming true! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4638 Sure, the bun's tasty but like cement in the stomach. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4639 Can I have the rest of your coffee if you don't finish it? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4640 First day without my safety helmet and everything is ok so far... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4641 There's something missing from my boiler-maker. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4642 Watch out! REALITY is coming down 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4643 Who you callin' a blockhead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4644 Frankly Dave, if your not going look at me when I'm talking to you, why should I listen to what you have to say? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4645 That is the last time I hire a handyman from ISIS to repair my roof! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4646 I never use passive verbs if I can help it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4647 New Yorker's in trouble. I hear the cartoonists are killing off everyone now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4648 Maybe we shouldn't have been so rude to the waitress. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4649 "I was hit by lightning on the golf course Saturday". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4650 Heads-up. Here comes our entrees. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4651 I thought I requested balloons to end this meeting 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4652 They're going to have to shoot this over, sorry. The script was explicitly written as 'then it hit me like a ton of bricks ' not A brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4653 I can't believe they've got no wi-fi in this old coffee shop! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4654 If there's a payoff, it won't just fall from the sky. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4655 Sometimes I just get the feeling that my life is going to get worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4656 So, my broker said, "Don't worry, everything's fine." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4657 Order the frozen peas. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4658 Yes your headache may disappear now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4659 I try to live every day as if it was my last. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4660 I need for you to understand that I'm running out of time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4661 I'm telling you.. it's like the Cinder Block of Damocles.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4662 I can't believe that April 15th is right around the corner-- that's when the brick really hits the man. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4663 I really told them off when I resigned from Acme this morning! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4664 Did you just call me Blockhead? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4665 She left me. She says I exaggerate, that no one's luck is as bad as I claim. Any ideas on how I can win her over? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4666 You never know 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4667 I really should switch to decaf - I get headaches all the time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4668 Look up there is a brick going tofall on your head? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4669 God preordained him to win the nomination. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4670 Anvils are so 20th century 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4671 Do you know the man upstairs? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4672 My favorite song was "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4673 I called him a blockhead... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4674 Left Guy: "The bagels here are delicious, but they leave a brick in my stomach." Right Guy: "Huh, must be the gluten." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4675 Things are finally looking up for me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4676 Coyote? Where? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4677 Do you take your coffee grey? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4678 Whatever you do, don't say you wish you were dead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4679 I am thinking of going on a diet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4680 David had a split second to decide that ignorance was bliss for Harry. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4681 The market is moving just the way I want it to. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4682 Why do you want to know my PIN number? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4683 This is going to be rather heavy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4684 and after all that, it seems like maybe, just maybe, I've finally caught a break... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4685 You know, it still hasn't hit me that I won the lottery this morning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4686 Well, they're saying we should all get more fiber into our diets. Even the birds are trying it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4687 I'm sensing a disturbance in the force. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4688 Did you ever have the feeling that your world is collapsing around you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4689 So what does my fortune cookie say? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4690 You have a will? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4691 Yes, cost containment is important. But sometimes low overhead can create real headaches. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4692 Honey, the business lunch went well. I've been promoted. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4693 The problem is that idealists like you, Walter, seldom offer a single, concrete idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4694 You're as white as ghost. Are you feeling well? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4695 I think I feel a migraine headache coming on.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4696 Boom goes the dynamite??? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4697 Gentrification is giving me a headache. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4698 This job is going to be one pain in the .... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4699 How is your week going? "Its about to get better" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4700 We're a block away from what? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4701 I'm going to start writing about whatever hits me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4702 I ordered "on the rocks"for you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4703 What's on your bucket list? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4704 I don't believe in curses--the Cubs are going all the way this season. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4705 Sometimes drones that deliver are a little off course 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4706 Do you think I should've ordered the healthy start? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4707 Did I ever tell you the story of my being struck by lightning? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4708 I just have this feeling that I'm going to be struck with a great idea. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4709 Did you order a vegan burger? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4710 Miss, fresh coffee please! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4711 I need another cup of latte like a hole in the head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4712 Are you saying you see something I don't see .. again? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4713 So what's your opinion on life insurance? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4714 You have to admit it's a crude but effective method of turning tables. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4715 Gerald, um, I think you might want to watch out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4716 If only God would give me a sign that I'm doing the right thing... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4717 Stop being such a Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4718 My favorite song? 'Right Place Wrong Time.' You? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4719 Nine-point-eight meters per second squared. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4720 Then it struck me, I should be a personal injury lawyer! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4721 My horoscope said I was lucky today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4722 Do you think the chef saw my negative Yelp rating.... Uh yeah. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4723 My first coffee since the brain surgery and so far no caffeine jolt. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4724 And that's final! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4725 Herdy!! What? Eh, nevermind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4726 Looks like God ran out of lightning bolts 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4727 So, let's talk life insurance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4728 I finally beat my addiction to Tetris. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4729 The funny thing is - she never saw it coming. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4730 Today's special is going down heavy 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4731 I thought a ton would look a lot bigger. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4732 I feel real lucky today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4733 Pondering the gravity of the situation 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4734 I'm glad I didn't send my wrap back. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4735 Barring any unforeseen circumstances, I'd say we've got a 100% chance of success. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4736 How many visits to your next reward? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4737 I don't believe in destiny. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4738 Isn't today April Fool's day? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4739 Last call! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4740 Wow - an Isaac Newton moment... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4741 Before the recession that would've been a piano 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4742 I think I just found the answer to your problems . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4743 My best ideas hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4744 stop worrying about how to pay for retirement. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4745 They're going to make me department head, just watch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4746 How does that Damocles story end? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4747 I need to tell you something. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4748 Wha'd ya say? You called me a blockhead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4749 I am with Dewey, Suem and Howe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4750 No problem - the tab's on me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4751 I need a change. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4752 Without coffee, I just can't have a good day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4753 I've been wanting to tell you something for the longest time, but felt it might hit you like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4754 Another parking ticket is probably the least of my worries. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4755 What are you thinking? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4756 Hello from the other side... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4757 Ahh, Chicken Little was over-rated. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4758 I was always more of a Tex Avery man myself. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4759 I've blocked out an hour for lunch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4760 I probably should have eaten the chef's special instead of sending it back to the kitchen. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4761 No. I haven't noticed an alarming increase in construction accidents. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4762 I'm afraid I'm getting writers block! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4763 She said I was a loser! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4764 My wife thinks that being a Trump supporter will turn me into a blockhead! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4765 This building is my legacy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4766 It's funny; every single thing has been going my way lately. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4767 Let's block time to cement the deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4768 I don't think 15 % cut it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4769 Before I tell you where I buried the treasure.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4770 It's not the sky that's falling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4771 This construction is killing me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4772 Did someone just yell heads up? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4773 I’m not sure you comprehend the gravity of this situation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4774 As I was saying, the new bricklayer was very cheap to hire. I wonder why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4775 I don't know. I just feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to fall. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4776 I expect the sword of Damocles to fall at any moment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4777 I told you this place is a dump. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4778 Nothing ever happens to me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4779 Are your affairs in order? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4780 I am just looking for a sign why we shouldn't invest in a Chipotle Franchise. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4781 I just need a lucky break. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4782 I feel like the answer to all my problems will hit me any second. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4783 Why Newton's descendant couldn't improve on his theory. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4784 ...and then it was about to strike me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4785 Flat white coming up! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4786 My friends may threaten to BLOCK me, but I'm not going to stop sharing political posts on Facebook! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4787 Oedipus rocks! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4788 Or may God strike dead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4789 I switched to decaffinated. Couldn't seem to shake writer's block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4790 Stuck with the check again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4791 So, explain to me again how this telekinesis nonsense works. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4792 Let's get this to go. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4793 I would try anything to get rid of my migraine. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4794 Jack, you better eat fast! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4795 The whole D line is disabled. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4796 There's only one way to cement this deal... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4797 Finally, my promo arrives. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4798 I just know my luck has got to change. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4799 remember we were talking about spring break.? I think they've extended themselves from the beach to the library.m, 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4800 You think you've got problems... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4801 Don't tell me the sky is falling again! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4802 I wouldn't worry about all that added sugar. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4803 I still enjoy sitting down at this brick and mortar restaurant over takeout! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4804 "Karma? Why do you ask"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4805 I'am blocking that thought right now! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4806 I hear writers block can be cured with a good whack to the head 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4807 Give me a day to get my head around this. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4808 Todd always liked to drop a few surprises during his interviews. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4809 Oh, that again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4810 You see, I believe karma moves in two directions. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4811 I worked non-profits for years, until I had a falling out with the foundation 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4812 When did you say you're supposed to see Hamilton? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4813 You know, the hydrogenated fat in that muffin will take years off of your life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4814 You never grab the bill, what's up? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4815 I wouldn't worry about desert. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4816 Luckily he's hard headed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4817 I can tell you're in doubt, Zack Snyder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4818 I just beat cancer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4819 I've decided to vote for Trump. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4820 It's actually been a nice little Monday. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4821 After last week, how bad could things get? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4822 I'll pick up the next tab. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4823 I just need to complete their customer satisfaction survey. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4824 I know it sounds crazy, but sometimes I feel like a cinder block is about to fall on my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4825 ...Meanwhile, at South Park Cafe, in a parallel reality 40 years into the future, Ken removes the lid from his coffee cup. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4826 So what you're trying to tell me is that I didn't tip enough? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4827 Schwindler will retire soon and then we can talk about you becoming a partner. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4828 There's something I've been meaning to tell you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4829 Funny idea of an art exhibit this cafe has... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4830 I won't invest until the bottom drops out of the market. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4831 What the... I ordered this black! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4832 Could you be a little more descriptive other than "The sky is falling" ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4833 The waiter says he can cure my hiccups. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4834 Some days, I just feel like the sky is falling 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4835 At least the sky isn't falling 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4836 Some people just aren’t self-aware. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4837 Things sure are looking up for a Monday. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4838 Things are looking up for you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4839 You're about to become a blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4840 Brick? Who's Brick? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4841 I could have sworn I ordered a cinder block... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4842 I would need to see some concrete evidence that climate change is real before I act on policy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4843 You know those doughnuts are gonna kill you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4844 Like I said, I am all for busting the unions 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4845 I wont feel a thing; it's a Nerf block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4846 5, 4, 3, 2 ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4847 So you said you were looking for concrete ideas... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4848 Technically, he said it was hard as a rock. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4849 Okay, know-it-all, how is it I could have gotten away with caffeinated today? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4850 It all feels so heavy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4851 Frank give me something more concrete or the account walks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4852 Well, I've escaped the fallout so far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4853 Of course, if you think you don't need life insurance..." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4854 My doctor insists I take in more iron, but I really don't see how. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4855 Hmm, If I pretend to sneeze maybe they will comp the bill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4856 Oh God, I was joking! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4857 Cheer up, Al- the sun will come out tomorrow. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4858 Yeah life's looking up. You too? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4859 I'm telling you, no such thing as bad luck exists. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4860 And of that is not the truth, may God strike ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4861 I feel a headache coming on! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4862 It's the same old thing day after day. Where's the excitement, the challenge? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4863 Looks like you forget your wife's birthday again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4864 I'm just telling you this as a heads-up... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4865 I asked for one lump. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4866 The answer literally hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4867 So, you think I'm going to turn into a Stone Head soon? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4868 Did your doctor mention anything about how many months you have left? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4869 So you're saying... there's something to that "Little Chicken" theory? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4870 I feel I could be using my time more effectively. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4871 Dan, they sky is falling back at the office, and I don't think casting your eyes Heavenward will get us the help we need! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4872 Of course you're allowed to take the top off the latte. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4873 Oh God... I didn't mean that literally... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4874 Hell no. If I believed in karma, I wouldn't be where I am today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4875 Correct... The odds of being struck by a cinder-block in any given year are approximately 1 in 7,534,098 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4876 I told him, I said, 'life's too short, I'm not in this for the popularity contest.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4877 On second thought I might need a tax extension this year 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4878 Ever feel like you're in a Bugs Bunny cartoon? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4879 He wouldn't understand the irony even if it him in the head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4880 Ever feel like nothing exciting happens to you anymore? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4881 You've been around the block a few times Jim. Good idea to switch to a low impact sport? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4882 If it's the last thing I say... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4883 I'd still vote for him. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4884 Didn't you used to be in insurance? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4885 I bet you couldn't repeat that! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4886 But we've only just got here..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4887 This idea's going to hit everyone like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4888 I've been doing Crossfit so I'm prepared for not just the unknown but the unknowable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4889 Quick! Remind me where the key to your desk is hidden! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4890 Do I have a living will or a will to live? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4891 Speaking of those wayward masons... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4892 That concrete thing with big holes in it is called a cinderblock. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4893 No, I don't think you have time for dessert. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4894 I'm probably just being paranoid. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4895 I strongly dislike Modernist, interior design. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4896 The most important thing in life is to have a lateral point of view. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4897 I don't know... it's nothing concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4898 now I know why they call this place ''The Cinderblock'' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4899 They're about to make us toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4900 GUESS WHAT! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4901 Last night I solved the Goldbach conjecture. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4902 That's enough, Jake. Everybody knows this is the best lunch place for blocks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4903 I mean seriously, if Trump wins that nomination you can just kiss my ass goodbye. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4904 You'll just have to wait your turn because I am next in line for the chairman's job. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4905 If I don't think about it , it'll hit me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4906 it's like nothing ever happens, you know ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4907 Oops! Those damn drones again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4908 Shoot am late for Saturday morning cartoons 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4909 Why am I so lousy in the market? Maybe it'll hit me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4910 So what's up" "A headache 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4911 And, I have this really bad hangover... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4912 The contracts are signed, what can possibly go wrong? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4913 Hey, an idea just hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4914 and I was just thinking his day could not get any worse 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4915 Unlucky 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4916 There's something to be said for a two ounce container. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4917 Eleanor was saying just this morning that I'm so dense I wouldn't notice if I was hit by a brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4918 About that meeting...I don't think we have to worry. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4919 Of course, for a solid foundation, your concrete block is going to give you the best bang for the buck. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4920 You always breeze through life. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4921 #Thatwillleaveamark 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4922 Speaking of life insurance... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4923 I don’t know if it was exactly a TON of bricks… 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4924 No. Really! MOVE!! NOW!!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4925 Nothing is worse than being served stale coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4926 Do we have time to eat or should we take it "to go"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4927 Accidents will happen. Then again, Bob was a lousy tipper. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4928 Trump makes it all the way? What are the odds? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4929 Life's shor- 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4930 and that should be the last thing on my list that's hanging over my head... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4931 Weren't you supposed to get a "side" with the Chicken Little Special? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4932 Lost my job,lost my wife. Huh. What else could happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4933 My wife's lawyer is from Acme Suddenly Single. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4934 You know what I've been thinking? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4935 I think this building is owned by Trump 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4936 I'll be right back. I need to visit the head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4937 Sometimes I have to wait for the idea to hit me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4938 I'm impressed...but what's the WOW factor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4939 Your ideas are too abstract. I'm looking for something more concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4940 Fred ponders his opportunity for promotion. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4941 I'm telling you, it hit me like a brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4942 We need to go now! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4943 So do you really think this new blockchain technology is safe? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4944 I requested guaranteed on-time delivery by drone. If its not delivered in the next 20 seconds, shipping is free. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4945 I wish I had something to look forward to. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4946 I wanted to give you a heads-up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4947 His wife is quite a babe, no kids ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4948 I'm not sure why I stole your wife, something just came over me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4949 Why is your hand in your coffee? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4950 Probably best to keep the cover on your coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4951 No Frank, I'm inclined to believe there is a god. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4952 Please don't tell me he's standing right behind me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4953 You never look at me anymore when I'm talking to you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4954 Nothing has helped me get over this writer's block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4955 For Christssakes, just sign off on the life insurance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4956 Watch out, a case of the Mondays is coming at you 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4957 I literally have only a second. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4958 I feel lucky today 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4959 i need something stronger than coffee to get me going today 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4960 I can't imagine how this day could get any worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4961 There may be some lingering resentment.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4962 Jenny is pathetic. I dumped her and she didn't say a word. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4963 I feel like my life is just slipping away 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4964 I told the waitress I wanted two lumps............ 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4965 I recommend the Chicken Little Salad--it's to die for. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4966 Personally, I think the phrase "hit you like a ton of bricks" is too cliche 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4967 It looks good on paper Bob, but I'm going to have to sleep on it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4968 Remember the old expression that "the sky is falling! The sky is falling" Well, its true! Duck 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4969 Where do my cartoon caption ideas come from? I really don't know --- sometimes they seem to just fall from the sky. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4970 I'm concerned that I don't tip enough. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4971 Ya know Tom, I never wanted to be a Risk Manager in college 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4972 Your brain is terrible! Your report doesn't making any sense! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4973 Sure I drink on the job. A lot. But I'm a building inspector, I travel in fast circles and I have to project a certain image of success. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4974 May the sky fall if Trump isn't the best man for the job. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4975 Almost over…my last day of work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4976 Oh, don't worry about it. My horoscope says today's my lucky day! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4977 I feel like a blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4978 Cement block of Damocles? Never heard of it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4979 You're absolutely right! I WILL start saving for retirement today! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4980 I'll pick up the tab today, Bill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4981 Tell me the truth, do you think I could pull of wearing a fedora? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4982 My doctor recommends I cut back on the gluten. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4983 If I was wrong, I need a sign to that effect. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4984 Everything in this town is always about up, up, up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4985 I've got this heavy feeling hanging over me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4986 And then my therapist says, "You're right. You are the unluckiest person I've met". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4987 Drink your coffee before it gets cold. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4988 You never know what's going to happen next. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4989 You know it's been a bad week but things are finally looking up.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4990 Keep you lid on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4991 I did ask for a sign from God.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4992 So what if Trump wins? What's the worst that could happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4993 That's gonna hurt! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4994 I sometimes feel I have a death wish 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4995 There's no reason for me to get life insurance, I'm sure Iam going to live for another ..." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4996 Is it a deal? Yes or. No 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4997 'I don't think you appreciate the gravity of this situation.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4998 I think the union is starting to come around. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4999 Ya know, I've felt like nothing has been heading my way today . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5000 Ever have one of those realizations that come out of nowhere and hit you like a ton of bricks? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5001 No news is good news. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5002 Life insurance? What a racket! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5003 Did you ever work in a restaurant and spit in someone's food? No, why? Times have changed... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5004 You know that feeling...? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5005 I feel like they are trying to block me. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
5006 I was waiting for a shoe .. , but ... . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5007 Why are you rolling your eyes? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5008 I just feel like the world is falling in on me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5009 Anything to get out of work today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5010 Are you an employee or an independent contractors? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5011 Sometimes I feel like there's just not enough time... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5012 And then I said "Everything happens for a reason". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5013 Chicken Little. Another useless cliché. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5014 I think God's telling me to vote for Trump. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5015 I shouldn't be telling you this, and if they ever found out, but his secret is........I'm sorry, but you seem to be distracted. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5016 Quick! Pros/Cons List to saving Dave. Pros: He makes me look slightly more handsome when together, Blood will definitely get in my coffee if I don't. Cons: He smells weird when it rains, I could probably get time off work...you will be missed Dave. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5017 Sometimes I feel like my life is about to come crashing down on me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5018 Don't you think Prendergast has become rather aggressive lately about dropping the ceiling on expenditures? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5019 Brick-and-mortar is done, Bob. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5020 Now lets get down to business. Where do I sign for that new life insurance policy you've been touting? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5021 Are you going to eat that? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5022 George I don't want to alarm you, but a heads-up. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5023 Looks like that promotion might be coming my way sooner than I expected. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5024 Is my life insurance policy up-to-date? That's a silly question. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5025 Flat Man vs. Soup-er Man 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5026 "Well, whaddya know. Dreams do come true". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5027 You shouldn't have complained about your tea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5028 I was trying to remember her name, and then it hit me... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5029 I figure: "If if doesn't kill you, it just makes you stronger." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5030 Election 2016: When God watches campaign coverage. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5031 She said her dad was in construction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5032 I only have a few minutes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5033 Finally, I am getting that promotion! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5034 Oh my - I guess it's too late to duck. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5035 I have a funny feeling about today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5036 I've been having an affair with the wife of a cartoonist. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5037 I'm under too much stress, like sitting under the Sword of Damocles,...or something. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5038 I know you're not a Trump fan, but if I were you, I would move a little to the right.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5039 My boss upstairs called me a blockhead. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5040 I support Trump because he's honest and will make this country gr-- 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5041 Luck? I really don't believe in luck. Things happen for a reason. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5042 You think you have a headache! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5043 The triple espresso always gets me going in the morning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5044 I like your position on this one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5045 Now whatcha gonna do with it? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5046 no, I've stopped saying, "it hit me like a ton of bricks" 'cuz mostly, it wasn't true. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5047 On the rocks. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5048 Can you believe my horoscope said that? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5049 Quick! Read your fortune cookie! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5050 I come from the School of Hard Knocks. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5051 Son of a bitch! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5052 Ya know, you never know when your day will come! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5053 My early retirement plan has severe penalties 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5054 I know you favor the right wing, but if I were you I would lean left. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5055 "You old blockhead " she said , " of course I'm not bitter " ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5056 Well I bet he won't take the news well after this... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5057 Carl is completely oblivious to the best selfie moment he will ever have. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5058 I agree, he is a chip off the ol' block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5059 Help me out, Benson. Lately, I've been feeling like a nameless speck in a practically infinite universe--the unintended butt of a poor cosmic joke of unknowable proportion. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5060 If I don't get some caffeine soon, I'm going to have such a headache. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5061 The divorce is going fine, just happy to have a healthy mind and body. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5062 Get out of the way! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5063 Sorry, I crossed the coyote recently... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5064 Do you believe in luck? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5065 Don't look now, but I think you are in deep trouble. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5066 I distinctly remember you telling me to stay on track. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5067 I'm sorry. My wife can believe in horoscopes if she wants to. I'm not superstitious. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5068 Could be worse. Could be raining cats and dogs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5069 I'm catching the early train, no one will even notice. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5070 Given the gravity of the situation, I knew that our writer's block would not be the only thing smashing through on this particular coffee break. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5071 The "chicken little special" isn't sitting well with me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5072 The next level is so close I can feel it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5073 What's supposed to happen once you've done everything on your Bucket List? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5074 I'm telling you, Stuart. The secret to happiness is planning. Long-term, conservative planning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5075 You sound like Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5076 Do you think they noticed the typo? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5077 Okay, I'll humor you--if there is a God, may He strike me dead right now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5078 Timing is everything ?? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5079 I think I see a solution for your long term care problem. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5080 I can't imply that it came from outer space! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5081 You might want to reconsider your blasphemy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5082 A "blockhead, me?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5083 Let's not compare horoscopes today 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5084 All those brain games for nothing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5085 It's rude to talk with your mouth full. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5086 Really? I always thought I was the schlemiel. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5087 What? Hey, why don't YOU move, buddy. And I'm no blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5088 Lately, it seems my world has been falling apart. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5089 I told him not to send back the soup. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5090 Do you ever read your horoscope? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5091 The wife and I are having a little disagreement over our kitchen reno. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5092 I'm telling you. Life is a crapshoot. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5093 His plan to cement the deal was about to fail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5094 and all of the sudden it hit me.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5095 No way Donald Trump's ever going to know I didn't vote for him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5096 When your friend doesn't believe he's hard headed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5097 I hope I didn't spatter you with the coffee. The lid is hard to get off. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5098 I find comfort in this rut 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5099 Looks like it's time to hit the bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5100 Dining at Jean Jorges used to be such a pleasure. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5101 If I had one wish it would be to be struck with some concrete, brick-and-mortar ideas. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5102 I mean really, what are the odds? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5103 I think you should have said grace before eating. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5104 Maybe I should have ordered my anvil to go... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5105 Like the kids say, it's all good 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5106 I just feel like I'm due for a life-changing experience. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5107 It's been a really bad day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5108 Looks like my wallet is going to take a hit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5109 Quick, make a wish. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5110 This is not your lucky day! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5111 I don't think Acme would notice if we expensed this lunch. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5112 It just feels like there's a huge weight on my shoulders 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5113 Decaf is better for ya 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5114 Mind if I take your desert? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5115 When The Mets lost the series? It was the worst thing that could ever happen to me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5116 Let's figure out how to spin the vote. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5117 Say, why would aliens abduct your hat? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5118 People who say death can be an instant away don't really believe that applies to them. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5119 Well, the other shoe finally dropped. At least I know it can't get any worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5120 "I don't see us hitting target this month". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5121 I need a sign from God 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5122 Believe me, you don't have to worry about it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5123 See that waitress over there? She's a real knockout... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5124 I called him a blockhead for believing in karma. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5125 Heavy lunch, man. Feel like I'm going to knock out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5126 Yes, I do expect the unexpected. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5127 They say it's raining cats and dogs. Next they'll be saying, cement blocks and shovels. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5128 Gravity is only a theory. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5129 I'm just relieved that the worst is over. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5130 I am going to stop living in the future. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5131 What do you mean, I'm a blockhead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5132 So I can finally enjoy a nice restaurant for lunch now that I've cancelled my life insurance premium. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5133 The worst part is not knowing when the other shoe is going to drop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5134 I never catch a break 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5135 It like with great ideas. Sometimes. BAMM. They just hit you out of nowhere. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5136 Your Double Down is here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5137 Things are too good...I'm just waiting for the other cinderblock to fall, ya know? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5138 I asked for skim milk. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5139 Destiny should be here any second for our meeting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5140 Let me give you a concrete example. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5141 Things are finally starting to look up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5142 I just discovered the cure for migraine headaches. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5143 Where is a block when you need it for your blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5144 That's why I went vegan, the trans fats will kill ya. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5145 I was just struck by a premonition... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5146 You have no idea what's going through my mind right now . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5147 Yes, our Syfy Channel remake of 'Armageddon' has a lower budget, but it still has the same integrity." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5148 Beep" "Beep 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5149 Did you order your meal deconstructed? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5150 I think I have finally gotten the building blocks of my future where they need to be. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5151 Of course, I'm also concerned about how sea level rise, ten or twenty years down the road, will affect property values in SoHo and The East Village. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5152 Go for it! You could be hit by a bus. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5153 I need a metaphor for Trump. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5154 Everybody hurts, Jim, but I’ve got a rash you wouldn’t believe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5155 Have you ever found yourself in a place where you feel you're just waiting for a sign? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5156 When the caffeine wears off it always hits me like a ton of bricks for some reason. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5157 I couldn't afford the sword. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5158 That new guy in finance is a boring blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5159 Uh! I think you're right about that "feeling"! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5160 To be or not to be. Should I let my boss live or die. That is the question. I know how Shakespeare felt. A dilemma. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5161 A New Yorker never looks up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5162 Like it or not, you're going to get a piece of my mind right now! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5163 Uh… I wouldn't worry about the extra calories. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5164 Did I get that on my suit? Oh man, nothing worse than a coffee stain, well maybe bloo... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5165 So the punk cuts me off... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5166 You have to give me proof the sky is falling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5167 Dammit, we've been found out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5168 Aha! I think we know why the building inspectors were outside. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5169 On the other hand, 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5170 From heedless to headless. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5171 Didn't you tell her to use Dropbox? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5172 I got my cholesterol down under 200. Now what can possibly go wrong? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5173 Everyone is trying to keep me down. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5174 That's Cinderblock Mixologist. Here, let me get you a business card. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5175 I don't believe you see the gravity of the situation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5176 ...and then it just hit me... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5177 I'm sure glad we worked-out those problems with the unions. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5178 Ya' know, Bob, this world is getting to be a dangerous place. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5179 I agree it's interesting but I'll need something more concrete before I can react. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5180 *Should I... or Shouldn't I?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5181 Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5182 According to Gladys, she's on the verge of cementing our relationship..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5183 I missed my appointment with chicken little. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5184 What's wrong. It's not like a brick is going to fall out of the sky. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5185 I know the guy has a murderous attitude, but he did say he would drop in. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5186 Why do they call it a flat white? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5187 I hope you're not bringing up something negative. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5188 You know, great ideas don't just drop out of the sky. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5189 From out of thin air, it was a concept that hit him like a ton of . . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5190 They're talking about downsizing! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5191 You know Ed, the proper restaurant jargon for sauce on the side is SOS. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5192 They did that Rhythm Stick song. Ian something and... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5193 It was a tough afternoon, but tomorrow's another day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5194 When it's your time to go, it's your time to go. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5195 Don't let the slow service bother you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5196 Sword of Damocles hell.....I tell you Murray this thing feels more like a concrete block! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5197 Did you say you will never need Obamacare? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5198 And then it hits me like a brick... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5199 You eat too much sugar. Sure as hell gonna kill you someday. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5200 Guess my geolocation app is off by about 3 feet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5201 I think the other cinder block just dropped. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5202 Things are looking up. I can feel it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5203 You won't be needing the cream or the sugar. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5204 We've had a big breakthrough in my anti-gravity lab. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5205 Amazing how you get used to the soy latte. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5206 Good,one less trump vote. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5207 Almost ran over an actual Road Runner with my car on a business trip to Arizona last week. Those things are fast. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5208 I'm told this place is an acquired taste. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5209 We're going to hsve to stop eating here. This place is falling apart. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5210 You may want to cancel your afternoon sales calls. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5211 Uh, I'd stop worrying about the other shoe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5212 Whatever you do, don't look up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5213 He's not that hard headed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5214 Seriously, Stan, could this day possibly get any worse? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5215 Seriously, those donuts'll kill ys. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5216 Actually, I wouldn't worry about what she thinks about your appearance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5217 I live each day as if it were my last. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5218 Did you here about the comet coming real close to Earth? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5219 How many lumps did you say you wanted again? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5220 Hey! I just remembered where Jimmy Hoffa's buried. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5221 The tip is included, if I remember. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5222 They have an excellent piano set in the evenings. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5223 I'm finally feeling optimistic again about life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5224 No, I haven't really ever thought about the fleeting nature of our existence. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5225 Finally, I feel like nothing is just hanging over me anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5226 I feel like today is going to be a good day. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5227 Everything happens for a reason. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5228 Looks like the end of Ted's performance review and cappuccino combo. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5229 Who was the guy -- I just read his obit -- who wrote Only the Paranoid Survive? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5230 My "Sword of Damocles" presentation is in two minutes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5231 Whatever. It's just a cartoon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5232 To be honest, my mind is often my Achilles' heel. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5233 I can almost feel it--this show's gonna be a HUGE hit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5234 Maybe sitting at a new table will change my luck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5235 Remember the shout-out from Chicken Little..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5236 I can't think of anything that could stop Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5237 …barring an act of God, of course. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5238 I told you, you need to be aware of your surroundings! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5239 A half-million term. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5240 Fellow Yelpers - This diner is my favorite. The service is quick. The coffee is hot. And the banana muffins are super scrumptious. Minus one star for killing Doug with a cinder block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5241 Do you have any concrete suggestions? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5242 still undecided? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5243 So I used yesterday's cup to get a refill -- what are they going to do? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5244 I need some time off to get my head together. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5245 Wishes do come true....... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5246 So should I go with the whole or the term? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5247 What can I tell you. We don't live in a concrete world anymore. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5248 I'm sorry Tom, but I've decided to let you go. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5249 Just give me one concrete example and I'll shut up 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5250 So again the bell tolls, on another mortal soul, for the man across the street has a better plan for Cole. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5251 I hate surprises. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5252 Ever get the feeling that it's just going to be one of those days? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5253 Did you order that burger bloody? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5254 The food was a bit heavy, but the decor... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5255 You're gonna get smashed! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5256 What's so ironic about, "and then it hit me like a ton of bricks?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5257 Forget it. I'll live. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5258 I think the sky is falling 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5259 Go ahead and cancel your 3 o'clock Jim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5260 Honestly the most important thing to me right now is becoming the perfect metaphor for the lapse of the 421-a tax abatement program. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5261 Maybe this will break his hardheaded nature. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5262 Hmm... Did he order a Flat White Espresso? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5263 Moving to the city has been great for me--everything is just a block away. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5264 The price of cement goes thru the ceiling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5265 Great. Now we're going to get pop-ups from every coffee shop in town. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5266 Watch your coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5267 I always take one lump with my coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5268 I think your day just got worse! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5269 Like a fella once said ... "Ain't that a brick in the head! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5270 My wife thinks I need to pay more attention to her. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5271 Confirmed. Next block down, dead ahead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5272 For the next campaign, I'm trying to come up with something that will really grab their attention. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5273 It's supposed to help contrast the artificial lighting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5274 My day has been awful, so if you have bad news, don't tell me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5275 Surprises? I hate surprises. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5276 As I stated earlier, you'll have the Vice President position over my dead body. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5277 I took care of the bricklayers union, no prob 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5278 but, then, what else could go wrong 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5279 Im sorry our cutbacks at OSHA affected you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5280 I just never seem to catch a break. So how's the chicken, Little? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5281 Let me tell you, Bill, this place is a knock out! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5282 Let's put this on your credit card. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5283 Choose Your Next Witticism Carefully, Mr. Bond. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5284 I keep waiting for a sign . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5285 I'm sick of waiting for a sign from the universe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5286 I am looking forward to retirement. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5287 Hey! Look here. The climate'll be just fine, and so will I. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5288 When the boss called me into his office I thought I was getting promoted, but he just wanted me to sign "the sky is falling' waiver they're implementing soon... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5289 You can get "smashed" drinking this coffee! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5290 I'm thinking of switching to decaf. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5291 Not to worry - sensing impending disaster is my strong suit! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5292 It's the extras. That's where they get ya! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5293 I don't know about you, but I'm heading to the last roundup. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5294 No, thanks. I've got enough insurance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5295 Now that I’m finally happy, I’m just waiting for the other concrete block to drop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5296 Yes, I think she took it pretty well, but you know Marcie, it is hard to read her face at the best of times 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5297 This place has great art. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5298 This is most likely the worst idea we have ever had. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5299 Are you just going to sit there and let this deal get squashed? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5300 So you think I shouldn't have cancelled my insurance? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5301 ... and then I woke up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5302 Now Trump Tower is falling apart too! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5303 This time, I'm going to tip the waitress...What could happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5304 Hey -- thanks for the heads up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5305 when your almost warn your bro but you remember when he played you last yar 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5306 That outta dunk his doughnut. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5307 After watching TV News, I am convinced that Idon't have any real problems. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5308 Writer's block, George... I can feel it coming in the air... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5309 I have a feeling things are going to turn around soon ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5310 Ok, I'll call my insurance guy as soon as I get back to the office. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5311 They're out of swords. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5312 At that point Paul realized he was going to get that promotion he had asked for. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5313 We shaved the materials budget, be we feel good about the bottom line. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5314 I haven't had a concrete idea in weeks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5315 Did you ever get that feeling, like finally, your ship has come in? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5316 Now I get it...the Moron Olympics Committee told us to get some 'training'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5317 This divorce is really hitting me like a brick. No, that's a brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5318 You should just plain avoid those tables that aren't going to stand up right for you! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5319 We make our own luck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5320 Yeah, that was my wife calling. I never take her calls. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5321 "So, you were saying...?" "Uh, nevermind". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5322 My wife left me, I lost my job and the dog ran away. I'm just waiting for the next shoe to drop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5323 Don't look now, but the sky is falling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5324 ...so then the answer hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5325 "Drop down, ye heavens, from above." Isaiah 45:8 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5326 Writer's block? Nonsense! It's all in your head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5327 That investment in cinderblocks is gonna kill me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5328 Bill, your problem is that you always act as if the sky is falling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5329 I think you should have picked up when the insurance agent called 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5330 It should be mind-boggling to see how Newton's 3rd law plays out over the next 10 seconds 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5331 The company name is Damocles and Sons - we're branching out into construction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5332 And then, for the first time in his life, Bob had a premonition. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5333 May Donald Trump strike me down if I'm lying. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5334 I'd like to cement this deal right now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5335 As you know, subtlety is not my strong suit... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5336 No thank you. Life insurance is for sissies. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5337 And if I'm lying, may a ..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5338 Then he said "I'll show you who's a blockhead!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5339 Now would be a good time to reconsider your position on deregulation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5340 I tell you when you reach this stage in your career there is nothing more existentially angst-provoking than the subliminal Ur-fear of some imaginary Damocles sword over your head 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5341 So Bill, tell me,...what else could go wrong today? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5342 So, what were you saying about Black Swan Events? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5343 They don't make ceilings like they used to. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5344 You may think I'm being a Chicken Little, but... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5345 Then I told my agent that I need more life insurance like I need a hole in the head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5346 Everything has been going wrong, lately. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5347 Did you sign your tax return? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5348 Some days you wake up and say to yourself, 'I just don't see how this could get any worse.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5349 Last confession? Well, certainly before Candy.s Escorts! Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5350 Someday the brick is going to hit the fan. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5351 How's the burger? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5352 What the heck, Larry, let's live a little. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5353 I guess I'll get the check. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5354 I feel like things are looking up for me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5355 So, Claire found out about Nancy just before she died." "You don't say? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5356 I thought we still had a glass ceiling Oh dear!what happened to our glass ceiling? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5357 I hope you asked for one lump, not two. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5358 You have something on your mind. What's going on? Is there something you're not telling me? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5359 Did you ever get the feeling that maybe you were the block head? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5360 Oh, and ACME moved in upstairs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5361 It all makes sense now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5362 Falling Block Zone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5363 Damn, that prayer was answered quickly! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5364 I can't change the past, the future is uncertain, all I have is this moment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5365 That explains the D safety rating 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5366 That's a good way to put it Bill, I never thought of the national debt that way. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5367 My palm reader said I should have my head examined. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5368 Living in the moment is key. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5369 What reminds you of the Republican Presidential debates?... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5370 Sometimes it's like I can sense a migraine coming. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5371 Funny thing, Andy, I had the strangest horoscope in this morning's paper. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5372 I tell you Martin I feel really lucky today, we moved into the perfect position. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5373 I had the answer but I'm blocking on it! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5374 Now, according to Newton, feathers and bricks fall at the same rate. But if one were to hit you . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5375 Did you see a sign that said, "Shirts, shoes, and hardhats required?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5376 Then out of no where it hit me build it with cement blocks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5377 I wonder why they call this place "Bricks Fall"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5378 Now that I finally signed it, what's next? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5379 Think quick....One lump or Two 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5380 I need your input like a loch im kopf. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5381 I might leave without paying. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5382 The odds of that are small 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5383 I know this sounds strange, but sometimes I think Death is standing behind me, just staring. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5384 No, you're wrong. It can't get any worse! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5385 I bet your next idea will hit you like a ton of bricks 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5386 Grow up Johnson, I'm not falling for that old, made you look, made you look gag 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5387 My boss is a real blockhead 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5388 And then the idea struck me like the weight of a pre-owned cinderblock. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5389 What I'm about to tell you will change the world. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5390 What kind of diner doesn't offer a Grand Slam? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5391 I hope I don't get sued for this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5392 Your horoscope was right. It said things would be falling in your lap today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5393 It's my turn to by the coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5394 I wish I could block him in real life... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5395 My analyst finally got me to quit worrying about things that are unlikely to happen. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5396 I need another cup of coffee like I need a hole in the head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5397 Thank God it's Friday. It was just one of those weeks when nothing seemed to go right and you just feel glad to get out of the City in one piece. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5398 The new building codes are really killing us construction managers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5399 This coffee is gonna be like a hit upside the head! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5400 Maybe I should be more careful in what I wish for. I was hoping you would see the light. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5401 Ellis, we live in a world governed by the laws of gravity. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5402 And may the union god of ash blocks strike me down if I'm lying! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5403 Stuart never should have ordered a flat white 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5404 So anyway, I opted out of COBRA. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5405 You really believe all of that new age good karma, bad karma crap? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5406 Wow...these things rarely come true. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5407 If you keep eating like this you'll die an early death! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5408 So, I'm finally retiring this Friday... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5409 Nonsense. This place would be a great investment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5410 Only time I ever bought a lottery ticket, and it's the winner! Damnedest thing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5411 These to-go cups are so over engineered 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5412 have you heard the one about those annoying life insurance salesmen 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5413 I'm starting to feel like a blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5414 You told her she was built like a brick house? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5415 Do you mind taking the check just this once? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5416 He said I was a chip off the ole block. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5417 I've got it! Now all I have to do is... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5418 I have a magnetic personality. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5419 Well frankly, Bob, everyone at the firm just thinks you're kind of a blockhead. Now, back to your original question about irony. . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5420 Is your toast burnt or am I about to have a stroke? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5421 Just when he thought he could not take another minute of his co-worker's bragging, God intervened. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5422 ...so I say to him, 'What if there's no future? It's not like that's going to change anything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5423 If I drink coffee, it goes right to my head! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5424 I mean... put yourself in my place. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5425 You're seeing things Jerry. My ex wouldn't be caught dead downtown this time of day. The traffic lowers her per hour spending average. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5426 The duck here is to die for. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5427 My Psychic says I have a positive aura and to expect a long, healthy life . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5428 Let me give you some advice Jim. The way to assure success in this life is to weigh all the risks, and then act accordingly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5429 I can't shake this feeling of impending doom... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5430 I just wish I could forget this whole day. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5431 Remember that time you meant to yell "Fore!" ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5432 Not to drop a brick into this discussion, but . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5433 I've been looking for a concrete answer to the question "'Do I make a difference?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5434 This gal on Twitter thinks crowd-sourcing the caption contest is a great idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5435 No, I'm not falling for that again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5436 Gee, the sky really IS falling! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5437 My Ex keeps threatening to block me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5438 That bagel's going to sit like a brick in your stomach. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5439 Y’know, my ex lives in the walk-up above this place. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5440 Let's just take a moment and pray. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5441 ...and that's the last time I'm going to say that. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5442 Do you think God will punish me for not leaving a tip? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5443 I always think the worst can happen . . . people say I'm paranoid! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5444 Yes, but where's the concrete proof that He exists? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5445 I mean, relax. Its not as if the sky is falling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5446 The cartoonist must be desperate if we're going classic now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5447 Guess what, Herb. Looks like I've done everything on my bucket list. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5448 Did you just hear a "beep, beep?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5449 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ORDER A SIDE OF ICE WITH THAT 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5450 You should drink the coffee...it's supposed to relieve headaches. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5451 I’m a mainstream Republican. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5452 Today is the first day of the rest of my life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5453 For years I felt like my life was doomed and then I realized it was just my attitude. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5454 Herb is such a blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5455 Are you sure you don't want to try free writing first? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5456 My fingers are burning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5457 My sense is that three-percent might have been a bit light. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5458 I consider myself master of my own fate. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5459 Hey, Prince Charming, your cinder block is falling for you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5460 I just can't take repeated warnings that the sky is falling seriously. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5461 In my last poll, the margin of error is plus or minus one cinder block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5462 I know I should quit coffee, I'm just waiting for a sign. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5463 Another morning at Cafe' Wall Street... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5464 Remember our discussion on Darwinism, Steve? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5465 What makes you think our luck will turn? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5466 Trump is the future. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5467 It's scary how unpredictable the world has become. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5468 Trump, why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5469 Never say die. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5470 I have to at least try to do something otherwise that man on the street is going to judge me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5471 Oh look, a promotion! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5472 So I went to this psychic barber and when she's done she says "There, that's a super hard cut" and I said "you mean super hair cut." And she says, "no, super hard cut" and I said "hmmm..." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5473 Dang! I can't remember her name... I'm having one of those mental 'whatchamacallits' again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5474 now I know why they named the place ..."Just Desserts". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5475 Just give me one example how God could speak to us without circumventing the laws of nature. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5476 If my wife knew, she'd kill me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5477 We've gotta go. I get the feeling it's crunch time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5478 You have a bright future with our company 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5479 I will enjoy watching you die. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5480 Speaking of "building blocks"...... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5481 At least my migraine has finally eased. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5482 This will wake me up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5483 So far so good! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5484 Well, someone finally reached China. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5485 I can't even get the right order for my coffee. Boy, I'm a real loser, aren't I? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5486 Careful. The meals here are heavy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5487 Helen from upstairs said she just couldn't stand the thought of even one more lunch meeting this week, but I have a feeling it really had more to do with her feelings for me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5488 I think I'm a few days late, but for the couple sitting on the subway tracks: You said the D train was under service this weekend and wasn't running! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5489 I just got a job with ACME Concrete. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5490 What's all this talk about Einstein and matter and curved spacetime? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5491 I see big things coming your way... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5492 As I was saying, I'm finally getting my big chance to become a silent partner.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5493 you have a better chance of being eaten by a... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5494 Boy do I have bad luck - today was his turn to pay for lunch ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5495 This first brick will be the foundation of our strong relationship. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5496 It doesn't seem like a serious threat. I'm sure it will fizzle out soon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5497 ... And the she says you worry so much, you sound like Chicken Little... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5498 I'll vote for Trump when concrete blocks fly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5499 I have time for a quick lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5500 I need an aha moment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5501 My dream was always to build something with you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5502 Look Jack, you're wasting your breath, I just don't believe in global warming, or gravity. I'm afraid there's nothing you can say to change to mind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5503 She said cremation would keep everything simple. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5504 Wait a second, I can't remember if we're covered under Medicare part A, GG, or D train!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5505 The barista said my "grande bloque" comes with a curse. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5506 Getting a total block on this job. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5507 I think my luck's about to turn around. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5508 You do have the weight of the world on you! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5509 This is perfect....I can finally have his position as CEO. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5510 The ACME corporation is severing your services. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5511 Well.... I want you to know, I'm your guy to bring some real heft to the table here Bill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5512 I mean it's now or never, so I guess I'll do it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5513 If you ordered a cement block for lunch, I think it was just delivered by drone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5514 That's why I drink coffee here...safest part of town. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5515 I wonder if they'll split the bill 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5516 On second thought, no deal. Go ahead and sue me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5517 I forgot to get my usual lump of sugar. Anyway, as I was saying, God sucks... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5518 Just how bad can decaf get, anyway? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5519 No, I don't have anything scheduled this afternoon...why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5520 I just don't see why we need to invest so much in infrastructure 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5521 Trust me on this one...it's a win-win situation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5522 It's simply Politics as Usual - not impending doom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5523 It's all good. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5524 Do you believe in devine intervention? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5525 Your lucky day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5526 We better sell a lot of life insurance from this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5527 You know you shouldn't eat that junk, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5528 Making helmets mandatory in coffee shops may be too little, too late. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5529 No, I don't want a refill. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5530 Which is the better deal, term insurance or whole life? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5531 Uh, I just wanted to thank you for picking this place away from the office to fire me . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5532 After you asked for the divorce, you didn't, by chance, suggest she block out a few ideas for the settlement? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5533 I feel like there's a ton hanging over my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5534 I tell you again "I've had it." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5535 I'm supposed to be off caffeine, but one cup won't kill me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5536 Hmm...I would warn him, but I know he's for Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5537 Oh good! It looks like the housing market is rebounding. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5538 From now on, I'm really gonna' try to just live in the moment more. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5539 I just don't get how you can put your faith in something that never gives you any concrete evidence of its existence... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5540 We need a concrete plan. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5541 My jury duty case? Aren't they all scaffolding accidents?! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5542 I'm sure the other shoe will fall soon enough. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5543 I'm having a no good, very bad day! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5544 So I decided to rebuild my life, brick by br — 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5545 My wife and I are having an amicable divorce. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5546 I feel good. Like there is nothing hanging over my head anymore. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5547 This may sound strange but this is the best day I've had in years 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5548 What's this item about ceiling repair? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5549 You have no idea how good it feels to be out from under suspicion. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5550 So, I've been very concerned about the anvil shortage. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5551 They say the coffee at this place is a big hit with everyone 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5552 I'll let you know when I have some concrete information for you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5553 'So I said to my insurance agent, What are the odds of THAT happening?' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5554 Our verbal agreement is still valid. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5555 And that's why I got out of construction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5556 Why yes, I do work for the Acme Company. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5557 I don't know if you have time for that. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5558 Sorry...missed that...having a mental block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5559 It's Tinder, but the scars are real. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5560 Ow, this coffee's hot. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5561 Sometimes it's like the sword of Damocles is hanging over my head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5562 No brick has to fall on my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5563 The moment when Larry's fantasy became reality. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5564 I don't think I have a future... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5565 Well, I guess he did push pretty hard for a head on that coffee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5566 Hope he's voting Sanders in the primary. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5567 Umm. . . . maybe you shouldn't have sworn to God that you'd build Trumps border wall yourself! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5568 If I hear one more person say, "You deserve a brick today," I'm going to flip out!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5569 What does the Last Supper have to do with our business lunch? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5570 And then, just like that, it suddenly hit me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5571 I have complete confidence in the building inspector. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5572 I was thinking of downloading the horoscope app on my watch... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5573 Maybe it's the Law and Order binge-watching, but this new 3 million dollar life insurance policy makes me paranoid. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5574 Tom, you should really take back what you just said. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5575 Did your order a same day delivery from Amazon? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5576 Being laid up in the hospital for 18 months was rough, but now that I'm starting to walk again things are really looking up! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5577 And may God strike me down for saying this, but I believe that ..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5578 WAITER!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5579 Trump's campaign is on shaky ground. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5580 I've had a lot on my mind , "I've had a lot on my mind, lately. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5581 Yeah I get it. It's not like you've got to hit me with a brick! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5582 Wish I could come up with a good excuse to get out of the dinner party my wife is throwing tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5583 Don't look now, but your ex-wife got a table upstairs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5584 I don't believe honesty is the best policy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5585 That reminds me, got to see H&R Block by the 15th. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5586 You voted for Trump, huh? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5587 I'm guessing you ordered the twenty-pounder, no cheese? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5588 Ah, coffee. This will be just the jolt I need. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5589 And I told him flat out there was no way a trebuchet could hurl an object that far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5590 That's not a mental block Charles. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5591 What is it your'e supposed to say when someone is about to be hit in the head with a brick? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5592 "Uh-oh... it's a make or BRICK situation! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5593 Heads or tails.................. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5594 You know, I've had this ominous feeling all day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5595 Let’s improve your position in pork bellies because I bet cement futures are falling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5596 I love my new attention deficit pills. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5597 And that's my final word on the subject! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5598 ...and that's the story of how I, John Olerud of the Toronto Blue Jays, finally stopped wearing a batting helmet everywhere I went. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5599 So anyway, I just did my taxes with H & R, um, H & R... shoot, what's it called again? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5600 I’m not superstitious, but I had a bad feeling about today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5601 After thirty years of tests, I can finally share my breakthrough. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5602 I get a splitting headache if I don't have my coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5603 And then it hit me, the meaning of life is... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5604 And after talking with her, I felt as though a great weight had been lifted off my shoulders.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5605 Your headache is about to get worse! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5606 It's good to be alive. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5607 I've been having problems with the GPS on my drone deliveries. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5608 Uh...could you just cut to the chase? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5609 So, John Lennon was right about Instant Karma... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5610 I think you can quit counting calories. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5611 I don't know what to tell you, Robert. These construction defect liability laws are killing us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5612 A good title for your play would be Chicken a Little. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5613 It's your turn to pick up the check, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5614 I'm just going to march right in there and make it clear that I'm not going anywhere. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5615 What an odd chandelier. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5616 I think our cyber waiter has arrived. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5617 I think I will take that life insurance policy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5618 Those people just bring down the block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5619 Damn, it was supposed to be a piano. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5620 I have these migraines and 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5621 It can't get any worse! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5622 Man.. I am ready for a change... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5623 Mind your coffee, dear. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5624 For the first time in my life, I'm in love. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5625 Yup, you're gonna be late all right. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5626 Sword of Damocles, Wilson. It was a sword. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5627 Helen texted I should expect her answer anytime now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5628 No, by all means. Keep talking about 'Infinite Jest'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5629 Sometimes I feel like I've just hit a wall, ya know? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5630 Then she started blathering on about 'karma'. I mean, what a bunch of nonsense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5631 I usually know when the next big thing hits. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5632 Who told Michael Crawford he was funny? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5633 I'll need some proof that the building is structurally unsound. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5634 Hurry up and sign the life insurance application Charles. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5635 My doctor says that by substituting the cream with soy milk, I should add a couple years to my life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5636 So Nancy wants to do dinner with you and Beth next week. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5637 Sometimes I like to dip my fingers in cold water. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5638 I feel so lucky having run into outside my favorite lunch spot. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5639 So, if you don't believe in evolution, do you believe in gravity? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5640 They never leave enough room for cream. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5641 Nothing is ever your fault. Isn't that right, Spencer? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5642 Concrete futures-- what are you shorting? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5643 "Well, that's a load off my chest. Next? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5644 So...what's up? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5645 Should I tell him a cement block is going to hit him. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5646 Enough already with your conspiracy theories about the Masons! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5647 Where's that darn weighter? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5648 If only I could get some kind of sign that things are finally looking up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5649 Would you please look at me when I'm talking to you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5650 Do you know anything about tarot cards? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5651 I like this bar. You can work here and drink. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5652 I think you should cancel your 2 o'clock. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5653 It's coming down faster than I thought. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5654 What were you saying a Trump win would be like? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5655 If I'm lucky I'll only serve six months. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5656 Nothing annoys me more than when they bring the bill before you're finished. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5657 I think things should be looking up! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5658 Ehh, I'll let it fall he's a Trump supporter 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5659 Do you ever feel that you're in the wrong place at the wrong time? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5660 No, I can't say I've ever experienced writer's block. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5661 I've finally gotten over that migraine I had for the last two weeks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5662 I would have settled for the other shoe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5663 So I replied, ‘I don’t believe in luck.’ 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5664 Do you think I'm a block head? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5665 See, I told you it would be good to get out and go to a real brick and mortar establishment.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5666 I know it's irrational, but I have this sense of dread . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5667 You said it would have to be a quick lunch... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5668 Do you think a concrete idea falls out of the sky? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5669 I can't believe this. I asked for two lumps with my coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5670 My palm reader's a phony, she said I'll be seeing stars soon and so far I've only seen a couple of D-list celebrities. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5671 ...and next thing you know, I'm out of a job 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5672 Yes, yes, things ARE looking up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5673 What do you think - is term life insurance worth it or not? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5674 You know, life can be so random sometimes.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5675 ... and then I said, 'Besides, I'd never invest in this place until you do something about that ceiling!' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5676 If you think life is a headache now, it could be worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5677 My cat bit the dust. My kid totaled my car. What do you suppose is the third strike? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5678 Well, Richard, it looks like I actually won’t be firing you today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5679 What's your ATM pin? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5680 All in all, I'd say things are looking up! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5681 It doesn't take a ton of bricks to fall on me for me to see the writing on the wall. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5682 It's not too late to Yelp. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5683 Some fellas got no luck. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5684 ''Wish I listened to Siri when she said stay home.'' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5685 I think we should have asked for a better table 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5686 Do you think men ever have to worry about the glass ceiling? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5687 Ever since I called the whistleblower hotline I've had the feeling that something big is about to drop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5688 I forgot to check my Powerball numbers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5689 Styrofoam, shmyrafoam. I'm so sick of your "Save the Planet" soapbox, Fred. I'll drink my coffee anyway I like. Besides, who's going to stop me? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5690 They say cinderblocks never strike twice, so I'm not really concerned. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5691 there is only one way to shut him up! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5692 That junk food will kill you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5693 Some days it just feels like the world is falling apart. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5694 This French Onion soup will be the death of me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5695 This isn't your day! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5696 Ever hear of Damocles? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5697 Call me crazy but I've always a glass half full kinda guy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5698 Did you really want that order of the triple shot of Espresso? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5699 Given the gravity the situation, looks like our writer's block won't be the only thing we'll be smashing through on this coffee break. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5700 from this observation we can conclude that this building is still under construction, also GET OUT OF THE WAY 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5701 Trump...Somehow I didn't see it coming... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5702 Will you please pay attention? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5703 She just ended it, out of nowhere, it really hit me hard. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5704 Ah Jerry, the Sky "Is Falling." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5705 Damn that Isaac Newton. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5706 I could REALLY use a nap before going back to work today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5707 Wrong place, wrong time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5708 It's a normal correction, Harry. Trust me—the sky's not falling! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5709 This year's merger is inevitable. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5710 I get it this time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5711 Me? I'm good. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5712 I think she said, "Who dressed you today, because you're shirt and tie are a ridiculous combination" and that they're "out of buckwheat pancakes. You need to place another order", Eric. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5713 What's more apparent? The fragment that will open you up or the arbiter's ersatz sentence? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5714 Everyone calls me a blockhead at work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5715 Premonitions! Premonitions! Premonitions! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5716 I really don't think things could get any worse than they already are. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5717 You know what strikes me about this place? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5718 Thank god he already signed the papers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5719 Actually, I don't think you qualify for our life insurance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5720 Darn, I shoulda got that whipped cream. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5721 I think I deserve a rest 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5722 Look! I'm not doing this to hurt you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5723 So thanks for the lunch, but I just don't need any more life insurance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5724 You might want to con-CINDER a new place to sit, Joe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5725 I don't see anything unusual ahead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5726 Can I have your coffee? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5727 Where's the piano!?!?! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5728 May I be hit by a concrete block if Trump is the next President. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5729 You are going to love my Brain Surgeon! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5730 I wish I had a more concrete idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5731 I mean, it just feels like I've been dodging disaster all week. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5732 I've often wondered what magnetic attraction would feel like. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5733 And then it hit me... Almost like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5734 Umm...No. I won't have what you're having. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5735 I fudged the inspection data. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5736 You were right, it really is good to the last drop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5737 ...and then, the best part was, this concrete block from another cartoon panel comes loose and hits me in the head! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5738 The metaphor is: student loans. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5739 So anyway, my point is, you are the master of your fate. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5740 I'd say something if he hadn't been trying to sneak coffee-farts by me all breakfast. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5741 You say this place is called Damocles? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5742 about this brick clause... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5743 Where'd what come from? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5744 What a stressful day. This is absolutely the WORST headache I've ever had! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5745 I can feel it coming, Eddie. I'm a great songwriter and I know I'm lined up for a really big hit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5746 I haven't been here before. What's special about Starbricks? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5747 I saved a lot of money signing up for a cheaper version of "Tinder." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5748 What's my risk outlook? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5749 Blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5750 Opportunities just seam to fall out of the sky for me lately 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5751 That's as concrete as I can make it." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5752 So, how should we end this interview? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5753 Doris keep bugging me to quit smoking. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5754 Big brother is back 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5755 When I tell her it's destiny, she says I'm a blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5756 I have a feeling my bad luck is soon over. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5757 I'm feeling lucky today; the market is up! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5758 Face it, we could both be dead tomorrow.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5759 Trust me, you won't need the prospectus. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5760 My wife thought I needed more life insurance. She's got a good construction job, so I'm not sure why she was so insistent. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5761 pay attention Bill, I swear your mind just wanders... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5762 Losing that client isn't the end of the world. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5763 .....so Joe, I need you to sign a promissory note for the twenty thousand dollars you owe me right away. JOE! What in hell are you looking at? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5764 It's been two weeks since the Ides of March, and I only now can.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5765 ..then it hit me, like 1/2000 ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5766 Send over the new will right away; I'd like to sign it asap 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5767 Damoclese sword was not available. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5768 I think I already have adequate insurance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5769 So that's your final word on the subject? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5770 Are you kidding? Any blockhead knows that. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5771 "So yea, atheism has worked for me-why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5772 Forget the new technologies--they're too disruptive. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5773 I don't think the calories are your biggest problem 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5774 Ironic that my favorite album is "Thick as a Brick"? Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5775 The food here is to die for. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5776 What did mom mean when she said never to play under an anvil tree? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5777 I always get blocked when its time to work on these progress reports. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5778 This one's on you, Bud. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5779 I ordered the heavy cream. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5780 Will you just for once restrain yourself and let me finish my sentence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5781 What do I have to do to get you to look at me when I'm talking? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5782 Lumber is up, but concrete blocks are falling! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5783 So you never suffered from writer's block? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5784 No question about it. Your negative attitude is going to be the death of me, Cosgrove. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5785 Scientists report that caffeine repairs damage caused by head trauma. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5786 I think I'm voting for Trump! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5787 If you ask me Pre-Fab Building Products are in a startling decline...... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5788 My wife and I were talking about the design for our new home. I was just telling her how much I hate masonry; and then it hit me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5789 My Cinder date should be dropping by soon... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5790 ... and our campaign to show that Creationism is a myth is finally starting to take hold. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5791 I should have gotten a sandwich too. There's nothing worse than going to a meeting hungry. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5792 So I tell them to calm down; The sky is not falling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5793 Don't you ever get tired of the same old same old every day? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5794 This company assures me that assisted dying is a breeze. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5795 Talking with you has removed a great weight from my shoulders. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5796 May a cement block hit my on the head if I'm lieing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5797 So, anyway, after years of psychotherapy, I’m finally abandoning my sense of impending doom—my sword of Damocles, if you will. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5798 Who am I to argue with Dylan? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5799 Things are looking up! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5800 . . . and then my hopes were absolutely shattered. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5801 MOVE aaa........block is dropping!!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5802 If you must know, I ordered the 'Flat White'. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5803 Sometimes I feel like that Joe Btfsplk character in the Li'l Abner cartoon strip... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5804 Quick - what's your phone password? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5805 Quit ignoring me like I'm some sort of block head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5806 I guess my PA did block off this working lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5807 Jerry, enough with the metaphors already. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5808 and another thing that i don't like....................... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5809 Yup...got fired. How come I never see these things coming? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5810 So, how much do we owe the IRS this year? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5811 I know, if I just sit here, the solution will just jump into my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5812 And then it hit me like a... like a... what's the word again? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5813 Decisions, decisions. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5814 My favorite song? Its now or never! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5815 That's rediculous...nobody can see anything before it happens.... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5816 Hey, look at this! 15 minutes can save you 15% on car insurance! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5817 No one in the modern world feels sympathy with the plight of Damocles than we architects. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5818 She threatened to block me on Tinder. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5819 Well Joe, things could be worse; a large block of cement could fall on your head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5820 Act of Trump 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5821 I quit drinking, and I haven't had a headache in weeks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5822 I just can't seem to find anything that works for my anxiety. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5823 She's always using 'literally' when she means 'figuratively'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5824 My wife complains that I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5825 Thats going to hurt.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5826 Uh oh! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5827 I may have missed a payment on my term life...why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5828 I'm tellin' you Joe, I don't know how my day can get any worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5829 I feel like a brick is going to fall on my head... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5830 I'm tellin' ya. The idea just hit me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5831 I'n worried that this lunch is giving me indigestion! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5832 I keep hoping inspiration for the new cement ad campaign hits me over the head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5833 Stop daydreaming, Hal. Please look at me when I'm talking to you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5834 I really like the ambiance here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5835 Huh. My ideas always come as lightbulbs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5836 Have I told you what a scam life insurance is? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5837 It's hard to explain...I just feel like this big weight is coming down on me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5838 After losing my job yesterday, I guess I'm immune from having anything bad happen to me for awhile!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5839 Dont be a Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5840 Wife left me, lost my job, the dog ran away...what next? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5841 So, goodbye... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5842 Yeah, I woke up feeling like today's my lucky day! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5843 I get it. I don't have to be hit with a sledgehammer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5844 Ever hear of writer's block? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5845 I'm experiencing a premonition. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5846 . . . and then, on Tuesday, I'm gonna . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5847 So, Tom, I want to affirm your decision to buy life insurance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5848 Now she says that I'm turning into a blockhead ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5849 I woke up feeling unlucky this morning - I wonder why. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5850 What do ya mean, "Problem solved"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5851 .....I think it's for you..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5852 Ok, Ok, I get your point. You don't have to drop a ton of bricks on me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5853 On my mother's grave I can assure you there are no hidden costs in the deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5854 I think your days of waiting to be hit on the head with an idea are over. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5855 You know Bob, sometimes it feels like everything I build just crumbles. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5856 Nice! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5857 But, I really do have something on my mind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5858 take it or leave it!! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5859 What?...Trump's experience with building qualifies him ??? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5860 I’ll be suing this cafe in 5, 4, 3, 2… 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5861 There is no way this year gets any worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5862 Every day we have on earth is a gift from above! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5863 I'm just waiting for something concrete to hit me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5864 You know George, I've been thinking of making a radical lifestyle change. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5865 The chance of his winning the election is about the same as my being hit in the head by a falling cinder block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5866 So he says I can write off the entire cruise as a business expense as long as I meet with the CFO in Acapulco. But I need that like a hole in the head.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5867 FOX News say ISIS is the #1 threat to America 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5868 Let's move to another table! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5869 I've always said a drone could never do a waiter's job. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5870 I hate to brag, but my people tell me it's going to take a miracle to stop me now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5871 did you forget to order the HARD HAT AREA signage? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5872 All this caffeine is going to kill me one day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5873 And then the waitress said: "You want a flat white? I'll give you a flat white". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5874 As to construction costs, I firmly believe that what goes up must come down. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5875 We're making a little head way, "I think you're right". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5876 Are you hungry? What made you think of duck? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5877 I'm not worried about Trump. I think karma's going to get him. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5878 Separate checks, please. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5879 Unfortunately the conclusion would continue to elude them on the subject of Kant's Causal Theory of Time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5880 We have no choice but to remain optimistic, don't you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5881 I certainly don't know what could be worse than the construction dust? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5882 My therapist says I keep putting women on a pedestal and then the world comes crashing down on me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5883 President Trump? The odds are a zillion to one. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5884 I told her I needed faster download speed to stream work videos. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5885 I am having a mental block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5886 Look Jim, I know this is bad, but the sky isn't falling... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5887 Oops. More cutbacks 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5888 And then it hits me, figuratively, like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5889 The way things have gone for me lately I don’t see how there could be anything bad left to happen to me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5890 I think there's something you're not telling me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5891 Pessimism is getting me nowhere. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5892 Hey, why are you always calling me a blockhead? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5893 Bottom line, I see myself as a strict constructionist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5894 If there is a God, she's a blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5895 Things are looking up! Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5896 She keeps giving me these signals... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5897 Did you say, you renewed your life insurance policy? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5898 I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5899 Let's discuss the infrastructure bill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5900 Hmm. Both Yelp and the horoscopes were right. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5901 You're taking forever! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5902 So I said to my broker "Everything you recommended been fallen all week !" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5903 Just sayin', you shouldn't have to tip for service. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5904 I keep wondering, why me? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5905 I feel like I'm finally on the cusp of a big break, something really concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5906 She said that nothing would get through my thick skull. I hope that she's right. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5907 I can't help feel something's up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5908 How about that, some divine inspiration. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5909 You keep telling me to get some life insurance, but I think I'll wait a bit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5910 I'm so bored, I just wish something would happen. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5911 I know it's wrong to just wait for my next great idea to hit me, but I just can't come up with anything concrete! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5912 I wish I could get out of having to do a presentation this afternoon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5913 They promised a counter offer before noon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5914 I think you ought to cut short your lunch break. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5915 THERE GOES THE AIRCONDITIONING. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5916 The Bronze Plan. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5917 Sounds good. But at this restaurant its called 'canard'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Joe, do you understand the gravity of the situation? 2.7500 0.28868 4 0 1 3
1 If I am lying then let God strike me dead! 2.7500 0.28868 4 0 1 3
2 I'm told the coffee here is to die for. 2.7500 0.28868 4 0 1 3
3 You know that artificial sweetener will kill ya. 2.7500 0.28868 4 0 1 3
4 The wife said her lawyer would be dropping something off today... 2.6667 0.40825 3 0 1 2
5 There is nothing worse than paying five dollars for coffee 2.6667 0.40825 3 0 1 2
6 In construction it's the overhead that kills you. 2.6667 0.40825 3 0 1 2
7 How many lumps did you say you wanted again? 2.6000 0.40000 5 1 0 4
8 Good news. I got my cholesterol down below 200. 2.5000 0.28868 4 0 2 2
9 I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 2.5000 0.28868 4 0 2 2
10 This café is always hit or miss. 2.5000 0.50000 4 1 0 3
11 I'm being terminated. 2.5000 0.28868 4 0 2 2
12 Roses. Why? 2.5000 0.50000 4 1 0 3
13 So far the divorce has been surprisingly civil. 2.4000 0.40000 5 1 1 3
14 I'm learning to just live in the moment. 2.4000 0.40000 5 1 1 3
15 Is there time for a cappuccino? 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
16 My LDL is a little high. 2.3333 0.40825 3 0 2 1
17 Tell me, can this day get any worse? 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
18 Wait. It'll come to me in a second. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
19 I will e-mail your raise and the promotion to HR this afternoon. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
20 My friends call me Lucky. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
21 So, what's the BAD news? 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
22 Let's order dessert first! 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
23 And that's when it hit me! 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
24 I just scored tickets to 'Hamilton.' 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
25 Overhead is killing us. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
26 I've been having an affair with the wife of a cartoonist. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
27 I specifically requested a second lump. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
28 So thanks for the lunch, but I just don't need any more life insurance. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
29 Remember when flying toaster screensavers were cool? 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
30 I'm convinced the link between caffeine and headaches is inconclusive. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
31 It's actually been a nice little Monday. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
32 The divorce was very amicable. Why do you ask? 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
33 Duck? No, I ordered roast beef. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
34 I quit eating pastrami. That stuff will kill you. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
35 Then it struck me, I should be a personal injury lawyer! 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
36 Yes, that IS my final answer. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
37 There's really nothing worse than bad coffee. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
38 Nothing could make this day worse for me. 2.2000 0.37417 5 1 2 2
39 I'm telling you, our infrastructure is crumbling. It's a wonder no one gets hurt. 2.2000 0.37417 5 1 2 2
40 Did you know that UPS has started testing Delivery Drones for its deliveries to Construction Sites? 2.2000 0.37417 5 1 2 2
41 I need concrete evidence that she's cheating on me. 2.2000 0.48990 5 2 0 3
42 I'll be brief. 2.2000 0.37417 5 1 2 2
43 You mean that figuratively, of course. 2.2000 0.37417 5 1 2 2
44 But at least I have my health. 2.2000 0.22361 5 0 4 1
45 Relax, Chicken Little. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
46 Carl is completely oblivious to the best selfie moment he will ever have. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
47 Nope. Definitely don't want to switch seats. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
48 If there is a God, she's a blockhead. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
49 Bill, your problem is that you always act as if the sky is falling. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
50 May God drop a cinderblock on my head if I am lying. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
51 Whatever. It's just a cartoon. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
52 Yeah, I walk under ladders. So what? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
53 Well, I think it's about time for me to go. 2.0000 0.31623 5 1 3 1
54 Yeah, the stars are lined up on this one. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
55 Yes, I designed this building--but I don't consider it my best work. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
56 It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
57 You know you shouldn't eat that junk, right? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
58 Finally, I can retire! 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
59 Sometimes diet and exercise just isn't enough. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
60 Any final thoughts? 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
61 I'm changing my will tomorrow and leaving everything to you. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
62 We've gotta go. I get the feeling it's crunch time. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
63 How's your little chicken sandwich? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
64 This very well could be the Cubs' year. 2.0000 0.31623 5 1 3 1
65 I dunno. There must be some metaphor for a Trump presidential win. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
66 I was considering how we might cut building costs, and then it hit me! 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
67 The NFL is right. How do you really know if you got a concussion? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
68 I don't see how today could get any worse. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
69 I wish there was a way to guarantee that I don't outlive my retirement savings. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
70 So let me tell you about this horrible day I've had. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
71 Writer's block? I don't believe in it. Why do you ask? 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
72 The worst part is not knowing when the other shoe is going to drop. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
73 I'm only a block away 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
74 This time I ordered it with crushed ice. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
75 How many lumps did you ask for? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
76 Oh, good, you see it, too. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
77 I'm really feeling groggy today, I hope this coffee gives me a jolt. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
78 Did your chair have an X on it, too? 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
79 I'm sure the other shoe will fall soon enough. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
80 So you never suffered from writer's block? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
81 It'll come to me in a second. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
82 You're right, I need to stop worrying and start living. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
83 I've always made sure I'm in the right place at the right time. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
84 The doc said to cut out the fat, sweets, and carbs, take a brisk walk four times a week, start a daily Mindfulness practice, and I will live a long and healthy life. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
85 You might want to reconsider your blasphemy. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
86 Deep down inside, I guess I'm an optimist. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
87 You ever feel like things just hit you out of the blue? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
88 Where’s the thrill, Bob? Where’s the excitement? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
89 I wish there were a way to block everything out of my head. 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
90 One lump or two... 2.0000 0.31623 5 1 3 1
91 Did we forget to tip the last time we were here? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
92 I'm headed for the graveyard shift 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
93 'So I said to my insurance agent, What are the odds of THAT happening?' 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
94 The problem is that idealists like you, Walter, seldom offer a single, concrete idea. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
95 i think my smart watch is broken, it just says duck 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
96 Duck? Yeah--It's excellent here. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
97 You never look at me anymore when I'm talking to you. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
98 Quick question: any last words? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
99 "Do you think it's risky if I blow off the block party? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
100 Do we have time for dessert? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
101 ``Sorry if I sound negative. Things are actually going pretty good.'' 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
102 Before I tell you where I buried the treasure.... 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
103 Pass the mortar. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
104 It all makes sense now. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
105 One last thought... 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
106 This French Onion soup will be the death of me. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
107 I took care of the bricklayers union, no prob 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
108 Uhhh...forget the WRITER'S block... 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
109 Sales are down, but its not like the roofs caving in 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
110 Oddly enough, we finished the building with a few materials unaccounted for. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
111 I want your honest opinion. Do you think I'm paranoid? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
112 You got any aspirin? I feel a massive headache coming on. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
113 And since I'm the only one who knows your little secret... 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
114 I've decided to apologize to Putin. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
115 Well, I'm voting for Trump. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
116 "Impactful?" What does that even mean? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
117 Decent offer, but the horoscope today said I should be more hardheaded. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
118 Do you think I was too hard on the waitress? 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
119 Tip? I've been coming here 10 years, this exact seat - never tipped. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
120 My doctor says caffeine will kill me. I think he's wrong. 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
121 And the last thing I want to say is ... 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
122 Seriously, can you think of anything less likely than Donald Trump becoming President? 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
123 Mind not drumming your fingers on the table like that? Going to give me a headache. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
124 I'm having the Special 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
125 Listen, life insurance is obsolete. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
126 I don't think they serve duck here... 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
127 I think my wife is having an affair with a mason... 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
128 It's the overhead that's gonna kill me 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
129 I'm serious-- that fast food is going to kill you. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
130 I always take one lump with my coffee. 2.0000 0.31623 5 1 3 1
131 Don't move. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
132 No. I don't believe I care for duck. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
133 ...and the overhead could kill us. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
134 O.K.....I'll pick up the tab next time. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
135 Shouldn't we both be concerned about overhead? 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
136 Sure, we can leave anytime. Why? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
137 Let me give you a concrete example. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
138 The next one's on you. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
139 I'm probably just being paranoid. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
140 My life's never been better, but I'm just worried other shoe's going to drop. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
141 Don't you know that stuff will kill you? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
142 My eyes are down here. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
143 I should have ordered something lighter. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
144 I'm proud to say I got this place built three months ahead of schedule and at thirty-five percent below budget. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
145 My doctor told me to stop worrying. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
146 It's good to be alive. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
147 Downsized from work, Jill wants a divorce... It makes you wonder what might be next. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
148 I'm thinking about cutting back on the caffeine. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
149 How does my hair look? 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
150 MetLife. Why do you ask? 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
151 They were out of donuts. How can this day get any worse? 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
152 I just finally feel like things are becoming more concrete. 1.8000 0.22361 5 1 4 0
153 I don't know what to do - she just keeps dropping these things on me out of nowhere. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
154 I'd give anything to get out of this project. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
155 ... but all in all, I have to say that things are looking up. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
156 I'm gonna need you to be my eyes and ears on this one, Bill. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
157 Yes, it was a little strange last night. All the fortune cookie said was, "Look Up!!" 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
158 What do ya mean, "Problem solved"? 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
159 So where are we at in our lawsuit against Looney Tunes? 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
160 Like you said, it happens. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
161 I could swear I saw my first wife, in a hard hat, go upstairs. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
162 At least I have my health. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
163 I forgot to mention, I sign the life insurance papers tomorrow. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
164 There's something I've been meaning to tell you. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
165 No really, I have the worst luck. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
166 I was just fired , now what? 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
167 ...interesting question... is there anything super quick to do on my bucket list... 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
168 My wife's latest hobby has been estate planning. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
169 I feel more validated now that my wife increased my life insurance. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
170 Then she said, "You're always so clueless." 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
171 Sometimes I think things can't get any worse. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
172 You might want to move your cell phone. 1.8000 0.22361 5 1 4 0
173 They take it personal if you don't leave a big enough tip 1.8000 0.22361 5 1 4 0
174 Nothing wakes me up like that first cup of coffee. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
175 It's more than a job. For me, risk management is a calling. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
176 They promised a counter offer before noon. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
177 ...So after two disastrous marriages, my job being terminated and the BMW being totaled, I think I'm finally out of the woods... 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
178 Just once I'd like to receive a "heads up" about something ahead of time. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
179 I'll get the check! 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
180 It's time you quit interrupting me. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
181 That's my final offer! 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
182 I swear that this is the last day I am eating here. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
183 I think the management welcomed my criticism of the macchiato. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
184 Well, Richard, it looks like I actually won’t be firing you today. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
185 I built this place for $200,000 under our bid. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
186 The coffee here is to die for. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
187 So I can finally enjoy a nice restaurant for lunch now that I've cancelled my life insurance premium. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
188 Why are you surprised I fired that coyote from the ACME group. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
189 I heard this place is known for its flat white. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
190 I hear too much caffeine can kill you. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
191 I'm not so sure "getting them to pay for that wall" was such a good idea. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
192 I pray to God someone cures my migraine. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
193 Then I told my agent that I need more life insurance like I need a hole in the head. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
194 I told the barista to surprise me 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
195 This building is my legacy. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
196 I just came back from my annual check up ..doc says i'll live to be a hundred. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
197 I don't think you fully grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
198 Let me think about that for a minute. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
199 So I skip the tip and tell her she's one brick shy of a load. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
200 I have discovered the identity of God and the true meaning of life in... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
201 I can't believe this. I asked for two lumps with my coffee. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
202 Ironically, I feel a great weight has been lifted from me. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
203 This place never fails to surprise you. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
204 Just once, I wish a lunch meeting would end with something concrete. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
205 You move! I'm perfectly comfortable. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
206 I just read that gravity is just a scientific theory, not an actual law. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
207 Maybe I'm too optimistic, but I feel like that dark cloud over my head has finally left. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
208 No, not writer's block, I think it's something else. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
209 What's the worst-case scenario? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
210 They say coffee's actually good for you -- it's the sugar you have to watch out for. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
211 Losing that client isn't the end of the world. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
212 So she says, 'one lump or two?' 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
213 I'd give anything not to have to go back to the office. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
214 I love this place. Everything’s half off during the remodel. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
215 Life is... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
216 Finally signed the will yesterday. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
217 Either I get a concrete proposal from these guys or I'm out! 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
218 An extra coffee break never killed anyone. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
219 We need a blockbuster. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
220 I can't believe you use artificial sweetener. That stuff will kill you. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
221 My best ideas hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
222 Fortunately, she seems very amicable about the divorce. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
223 Thanks again for changing seats with me. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
224 As long as there's no second panel, I'll be fine. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
225 I'm serious, Bob, I think someone's trying to kill me. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
226 I wish my luck would change 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
227 I'd better be getting home before it rains. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
228 Damn! She made my skinny latte with 2%. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
229 I know that worried look, Fred, but save it for after lunch, okay? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
230 You can only imagine the stress that I'm under. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
231 What, like another cup of coffee's gonna kill me? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
232 For the first time in my life, I'm in love. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
233 It can't get any worse! 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
234 I'm wondering what will hit next. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
235 32 feet per second per second. Why? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
236 And today, I pick up my big fat Lotto check. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
237 Oh, don't worry about it. My horoscope says today's my lucky day! 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
238 Couldn't you be more concrete 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
239 Something tells me I'm not gonna make partner. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
240 Don't worry, this one's on me. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
241 We've come up with some preliminary ideas, but nothing concrete, yet. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
242 I eat sensibly, I don't smoke or drink, and I have the blood pressure and metabolism of a teen-ager. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
243 I feel like I'm in a loony tunes cartoon. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
244 The contracts are signed, what can possibly go wrong? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
245 So I decided to rebuild my life, brick by br — 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
246 I think the worst is over. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
247 I'm not leaving a tip. Karma shmarma. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
248 Accident insurance, why do you ask? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
249 Well, God strike me down if I'm wrong, but I think he really will make America great again. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
250 JUST SIGN IT. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
251 What did you order for dessert? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
252 All I know is that between getting fired and Mary leaving me, I don't think I can handle another crushing blow. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
253 just give me something concrete to go on... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
254 It's all about knowing when the next big thing is gonna hit. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
255 If I don't cement this deal soon, my boss will knock my block off! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
256 So anyway, my point is, you are the master of your fate. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
257 ..she says she will build one. He says he won't build one. But I tell ya, what we really need, is a sign from above. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
258 There was something in today's horoscope that I definitely don't understand. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
259 I never tip here 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
260 Maybe you're right. Maybe I should stop being so pessimistic. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
261 If only God would give me a sign that I'm doing the right thing... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
262 Last night I solved the Goldbach conjecture. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
263 It's gonna be an Excedrin kind of day. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
264 We were lucky to get a table. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
265 I'm sorry Bill, there's just no openings right now at the firm 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
266 No one EVER notices the severed finger on the table... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
267 What I'm about to tell you will change the world. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
268 I've been lucky. I've never experienced writer's block. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
269 Which is the better deal, term insurance or whole life? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
270 Grow up Johnson, I'm not falling for that old, made you look, made you look gag 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
271 I'd give anything to not have to go back to work today. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
272 Things are looking up, Bob. I've finally gotten over the divorce, the cancer is in remission, and I've had some very promising job interviews. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
273 At least I've still got my faith. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
274 So, how do you like the Karma Cafe? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
275 Can you believe it ... fired before lunch. How can today get any worse? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
276 Do you hear a slide whistle? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
277 I think we are getting a gentle hint to vacate the table! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
278 The coffee at this place is to die for. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
279 Thank you for making me your beneficiary 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
280 Yes, I think she took it pretty well, but you know Marcie, it is hard to read her face at the best of times 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
281 I call tails 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
282 I ordered the chef's surprise whatever that is. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
283 I mean... put yourself in my place. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
284 Duck? No, I'm leaning toward the chicken. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
285 I can't see how this day could possibly get any worse. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
286 When she left this morning I asked myself: "what could be worse ?" 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
287 Karma schmarma. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
288 What on Earth did you say to that coyote? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
289 I really hope something comes my way soon. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
290 The way things have gone for me lately I don’t see how there could be anything bad left to happen to me. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
291 I always sit here. It's my lucky table. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
292 You will not believe the week I've had. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
293 Normally, I wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this! 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
294 My wife is dating a contractor. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
295 I'm gonna be crushed if I don't get that promotion. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
296 Ever get the feeling that it's just going to be one of those days? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
297 And I told that Fortune Teller that I wasn't going to pay her because it was imposs.... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
298 My investments are up, my cholesterol is down... things are starting to fall into place. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
299 Any idea why they call it “The Sadist’s Surprise Café”? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
300 Yeah, but moving is such a headache. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
301 I didn't tip the barista. Why do you ask? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
302 The thing is, people never think about infrastructure until it impacts them directly. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
303 I switched to decaf for my health. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
304 For once, give me something concrete. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
305 my attorney guarantees a simple, concrete solution 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
306 Why do you insurance guys always end up talking about risk and prudent planning ? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
307 Trump is the future. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
308 Did I tell you I finally paid off my student loans? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
309 Just once I wish you'd let me have the last word 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
310 Mark my words, all this doomsday talk just has to stop. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
311 I'll sign power of attorney over to you when we get back to the office. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
312 What do I have to do to get you to look at me when I'm talking? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
313 You wouldn't believe my luck lately. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
314 I never tip here. Why do you ask? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
315 I mean, this day just can't get any worse. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
316 My new will leaves everything to the Mason Beneficial Society. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
317 Do you want to know what my horoscope said today? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
318 "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head" -- that song is driving me crazy. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
319 Im sorry our cutbacks at OSHA affected you. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
320 Boy, I wish this day would end already. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
321 I've got the check, Doug. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
322 My broker says the bad news is finally behind us. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
323 Is it bigger than a breadbox? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
324 So you're not laying me off, after all? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
325 Nice try, Jeff. April fool. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
326 And then it hit me, the meaning of life is... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
327 Next time, my treat. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
328 Ever have one of those days? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
329 No, theoretical physics will have a much greater impact than applied physics. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
330 They know me here. I don't even bother to tip anymore. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
331 I think my wife is cheating on me. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
332 Why the long face? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
333 Could you provide me with something more concrete? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
334 It's been such a good week, I keep looking over my shoulder. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
335 Hypotheticals won't work here. The boss wants something concrete. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
336 And that's my final word on the subject! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
337 I need for you to understand that I'm running out of time. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
338 You know, it still hasn't hit me that I won the lottery this morning. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
339 I would have settled for the other shoe. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
340 I think you should cancel your 2 o'clock. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
341 Yes, my name is Chick Little, why do you ask? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
342 Today I decided to start working out. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
343 Life's too short to be worrying about everything. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
344 Actually since going vegan I feel so much better. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
345 I've never felt better in my life, why? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
346 I think I'm going to start eating healthier. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
347 Got any concrete ideas? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
348 Great business; but its the overhead that kills you! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
349 Say what? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
350 You know, I just have this lucky feeling. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
351 I've been looking for a concrete answer to the question "'Do I make a difference?" 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
352 We should have waited for a booth. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
353 I think they took my complaint quite seriously 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
354 Would it hurt to ask for one concrete solution to my problems? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
355 And then it literally hit me... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
356 I'd get that coffee to go... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
357 You never look at me when I'm talking. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
358 I'm sick of waiting for a sign from the universe. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
359 I mean it. I really don't see how this day could get any worse. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
360 Tom celebrates his court victory over the Masons' union. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
361 TRUMP???That'll happen when Trump Tower falls where we're sitting!!! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
362 I'm finished. How about you? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
363 And, great news, right after lunch I'm going to change my will and make you the beneficiary. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
364 I'll be there, barring the unforeseen. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
365 My ex keeps telling me I should try this place. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
366 I wouldn't worry about the sales figures. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
367 Please consider that I'm--not--speaking metaphorically 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
368 I'm pretty sure she doesn't know about Melissa. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
369 We need a concrete plan. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
370 You should keep the cover on so you don't spill it 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
371 Why did you want to switch seats? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
372 $3.25 for coffee? This is the last time I'm ever coming here. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
373 I feel like my future is up in the air. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
374 I want to be more open-minded. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
375 You have to listen because I am not going to repeat myself. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
376 So you think I should renew my life insurance policy? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
377 I can't seem to get over this mental block. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
378 This interview is over. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
379 For once, I'm going to pick up the tab. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
380 For the last time, Felix, look at me when I'm talking to you! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
381 There's never a good time to talk about life insurance. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
382 I need hard evidence before I act. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
383 The last supper. That's an odd name for a restaurant, right? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
384 Put yourself in my place. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
385 You never know, you could get hit by a bus 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
386 So I told her, 'Here's a tip, honey. Get a real job.' 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
387 If only God would send me a sign, Larry. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
388 I just don't feel like I have a future here 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
389 And I finally paid off my student loan this week. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
390 It's a no-brainer. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
391 Yes, double indemnity. Why do you ask? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
392 I asked for one lump. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
393 Dont worry, Lunch is on Me! 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
394 A will, no why? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
395 I hate to tell you this, Simmonds, but--you're fired. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
396 I guess I'll sleep when I'm dead. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
397 My ex-wife highly recommended this place. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
398 I've got to stop waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
399 I like your position on this one. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
400 I just need one concrete idea , just one ! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
401 You know, Frank, I don't know how this week could get any worse. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
402 So, if we can just steer clear of the unforeseen... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
403 You ever think about just not going back to work after lunch? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
404 Do you think the mob works weekends? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
405 Hey, pay attention when I'm talking to you. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
406 Carl is oblivious to the best selfie moment he will ever have. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
407 I'd do anything to get out of that meeting. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
408 So, worst case scenario, what do you foresee? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
409 " I just don't seem to be able to get out from under". 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
410 Eat up. They discourage lingering. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
411 Ok, so....big deal, God plays dice with the universe. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
412 He was paying for lunch. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
413 Believe it or not but I'll get the check this time. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
414 Did you ever have the feeling that your world is collapsing around you? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
415 Do we have time to eat or should we take it "to go"? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
416 I feel like the whole world is crumbling around me. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
417 You know, this coffee is good to the last drop... 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
418 Are you sure that is rain hitting the roof? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
419 Mindfulness allows me to live each day as if it were my last. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
420 I hope we get our food soon. I don't have much time." 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
421 How's the market today? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
422 Too abstract. Let's try for something a little more concrete. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
423 ...and not only is he my true idol, I think Trump is downright sexy. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
424 Actually, our research shows football is no more dangerous than drinking coffee in a diner. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
425 To be honest, my mind is often my Achilles' heel. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
426 Unless it's a light bulb I don't want to know. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
427 Finally, I've quit smoking, drinking and I've started working out. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
428 The last thing I need is another headache. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
429 My entire life has been so predictable.......! 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
430 This little place deserves more publicity. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
431 As an author, I’ve been lucky. Never suffered from writer’s block. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
432 Really? Yelp reviews can be anonymous? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
433 I think my luck's about to turn around. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
434 There's time to make changes ... nothing is set in concrete. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
435 I just feel I need something more concrete 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
436 They say Jackson Pollock used to eat here for inspiration. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
437 Of course I'll sign. What's the hurry? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
438 Everything's up in the air. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
439 You know, the hydrogenated fat in that muffin will take years off of your life. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
440 If they ran out of liver wurst again, just kill me now. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
441 She seemed happy with the terms of the divorce. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
442 It looks like they took your complaint seriously. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
443 If it's the last thing I say... 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
444 Bob, at the risk of sounding like a new feminist, I think you should lean in. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
445 So I take an extra five minutes for lunch. What's the worst that can happen? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
446 This day couldn't get any worse. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
447 I've led a charmed life. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
448 So, let's talk life insurance. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
449 Would you mind grabbing the check? I"ll get it next time. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
450 So, I'm worried about my cholesterol... 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
451 I've blocked out all next week for a little downtime. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
452 I don't know. You think I'm lucky? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
453 Since I met Joanne, my luck has changed completely 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
454 Do we usually tip here? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
455 Enough already with your conspiracy theories about the Masons! 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
456 So, John Lennon was right about Instant Karma... 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
457 Don't worry, I will take it to the grave. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
458 I'm going to splurge and order a Danish; it won't kill me! 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
459 I can't imagine what else could go wrong today! 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
460 Sure, the market's in turmoil, but it's not like the sky is falling. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
461 I finally got a good nights sleep. " I feel great". 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
462 ...and once my firm reworks their labor deal, the contractor's union will never know what hit them. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
463 Lemme tell ya, Al, this latte is to die for. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
464 Do you think we should worry about Zika virus? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
465 Well, live for the moment, I always say. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
466 Because this 20% tipping thing has run amok. Why do you ask? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
467 Probably best to keep the cover on your coffee. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
468 Whatever you do, don't criticize his son. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
469 Styrofoam, shmyrafoam. I'm so sick of your "Save the Planet" soapbox, Fred. I'll drink my coffee anyway I like. Besides, who's going to stop me? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
470 Ever get the feeling some days that you're a brick shy of a load? 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
471 You optimists are always looking up! 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
472 I think I will take that life insurance policy. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
473 Good news, my cholesterol is... 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
474 Why in such a hurry for me to sign the bill? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
475 A month off would be gift from heaven. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
476 Did I tell you I had my anti-Trump letter published in the Times this morning? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
477 I don't know what it is, man. I think I might be getting depressed. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
478 Could you explain the "act of God" clause again? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
479 My doctor recommends I cut back on the gluten. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
480 So I tell them to calm down; The sky is not falling. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
481 It suddenly hit me like a ton of bricks 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
482 I've got a feeling something is in the air ... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
483 I forgot my wallet, would you mind..? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
484 No more drinks for me, I feel a headache coming on. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
485 So I said, "Like I'm supposed to walk all the way around the ladder?" 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
486 My psychic told me I'm going to have a lot on my mind today. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
487 I feel things are finally starting to go my way. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
488 The hardest part is not knowing whether I'm going to outlive my money. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
489 Is there anything worse than writer's block? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
490 Sometimes I feel like such a block head. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
491 With the divorce final, I think we can now be friends. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
492 i need something stronger than coffee to get me going today 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
493 I feel like the answer to all my problems will hit me any second. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
494 I just need a lucky break. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
495 But next round on me 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
496 And then it hit me... 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
497 Could this day get any worse? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
498 You seem distracted 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
499 I can't believe how lucky I am to have pulled off this deal. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
500 I am going to stop living in the future. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
501 All of a sudden it hit me! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
502 Oh well I guess there';s worse things then being laid off 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
503 If God exists, I need some concrete evidence. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
504 I don't like to be a doomsayer, but.... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
505 Didn't you tell her to use Dropbox? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
506 I got rid of the motorcycle. Too dangerous. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
507 I've been thinking about my future. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
508 Did you hear the fat lady sing? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
509 I'm telling you, my life can't get any worse. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
510 Do you think I tipped enough? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
511 Don't look now, but there's a guy behind you who looks exactly like the Grim Reaper. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
512 You know it's great to be an insurance agent. I'm covered for anything. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
513 I just don't feel a thing until I have my first cup of coffee 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
514 No, it's been a miserable week. But at least it can't get any worse. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
515 If I could only have a sign... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
516 I've decided my best days are ahead of me. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
517 I don't tip 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
518 Of course I have a will, why do you ask? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
519 I fired the contractor. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
520 I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
521 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
522 This will wake me up. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
523 At least I still have my health. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
524 So, tell me something I don't know. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
525 Actuarially speaking, I've got another good 40 years ahead of me. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
526 There's nothing worse than a cold cup of coffee. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
527 And the bad news? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
528 I feel like things are finally looking up. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
529 I can't imagine anything worse than Trump. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
530 This is my final offer. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
531 Don't worry, they won't come after you unless something happens to me. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
532 Something, anything, to break the routine. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
533 Sometimes I just need a wake-up call. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
534 So I asked myself, what could be worse? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
535 Heads? What do you mean "heads"? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
536 Finally, I feel like nothing is just hanging over me anymore. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
537 Nothing is ever your fault. Isn't that right, Spencer? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
538 So should I go with the whole or the term? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
539 I don't know - I just have that feeling the other shoe is going to drop soon. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
540 I saw this fortune teller yesterday and she said I should drink less coffee. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
541 So I made an anti-cementic remark. Big deal. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
542 You gotta live in the moment, Stu. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
543 How does that Damocles story end? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
544 Should I cash in my 401(k) or not? I need some kind of sign. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
545 Not falling for your lame April Fool this year buddy! 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
546 Unfortunately I had to let my insurance lapse. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
547 I regret calling him a blockhead, but he doesn't seem to harbor any ill feeling. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
548 So...what's up? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
549 You know those divorce papers you think your wife is trying to serve you with . . . 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
550 Who's the Chicken Little now? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
551 How's my day? So far, so good... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
552 They have a table time limit. But I've never seen it enforced. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
553 It looks good on paper Bob, but I'm going to have to sleep on it. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
554 I'm not sure we understand the gravity of the situation. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
555 Lately I've been thinking a lot about mortality. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
556 My doctor said I have six months to live. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
557 The waiter says he can cure my hiccups. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
558 I'm certain my wife has no idea I'm cheating on her. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
559 My migraine's gone! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
560 There may be some lingering resentment.... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
561 What could go wrong? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
562 Why yes, this table was reserved under "Wile E. Coyote". Why do you ask? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
563 I find comfort in this rut 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
564 I make my own luck. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
565 I'll let you know when I have some concrete information for you. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
566 Should we look at the dessert menu? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
567 If I am lying, may God strike me dead. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
568 I'll pick up the tab today, Bill. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
569 Did you forget to tip the barista? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
570 Then again, it's not the end of the world. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
571 And as if things couldn't get worse, I can't get the lid off this coffee. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
572 Do you have anything for a headache? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
573 You will never believe where I hid the money. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
574 Decaf! Can this day get any worse? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
575 Who calls someone "blockhead" these days? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
576 What's supposed to happen once you've done everything on your Bucket List? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
577 Cinder what ? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
578 now here's something that's going to hit you like a brick 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
579 What a week! Scratched the car, couldn't sleep . . . 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
580 Just don't say 'heads up'. I hate that expression. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
581 I need concrete proof. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
582 Do you have any concrete suggestions? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
583 I'm blocking on the name, but it'll come to me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
584 So, Wilson, as long as I'm senior partner, your fat bonus is guaranteed. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
585 Why would you ask if I have life insurance? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
586 I'm finally happy, you know? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
587 Two words, Phil, "whole-life". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
588 I just got fired. What worse could happen? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
589 Separate checks, please. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
590 Things are looking up for me too. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
591 There is nothing that you, or anybody else could say, that could stop me from voting for Donald Trump! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
592 Sometimes I have to wait for the idea to hit me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
593 Like you always say, "Today's the first day of the rest of my life." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
594 I believe you make your own luck in this world 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
595 You're always so Chicken Little 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
596 I'm just trying not to take everything so personally. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
597 This is perfect....I can finally have his position as CEO. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
598 I just wish something new and exciting would happen to me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
599 So I used yesterday's cup to get a refill -- what are they going to do? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
600 If you get this lunch I'll get the next. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
601 Oh don't be dramatic, Herb, it's not like the sky is falling. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
602 So the cement union's not happy, how's that going to affect me personally? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
603 I hate it when I don't have your full attention. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
604 I think my ex is finally letting go of her anger. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
605 This second cup may make me late but it'll sure hit the spot! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
606 I've been meaning to make a will. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
607 Is it just me, or does it feel like everything is falling apart. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
608 I'm thinking about buying long term care insurance. What do you think? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
609 I'll bring in my own drink if I want to and they can't do anything about it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
610 ... and if it's not true, may God strike me dead. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
611 This plan covers Murphy’s Law, right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
612 You know, I really love life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
613 I'm just trying to work through this Chicken Little syndrome. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
614 Well at least it can't get any worse. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
615 I'm happy with my job... I've been promoted senior risk analyst. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
616 Relax. Things will fall into place for you very soon. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
617 You're not listening to me! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
618 Let’s skip any more talk about insurance and just enjoy the meal. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
619 I just never seem to catch a break. So how's the chicken, Little? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
620 Actually, I'm one of the luckiest guys I know. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
621 The divorce is going fine, just happy to have a healthy mind and body. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
622 I'm gonna need something concrete. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
623 You no longer need to worry about the market crashing. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
624 Then the idea hit me like a ton of bricks 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
625 My wife complains that I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
626 I lost everything! What else could go wrong? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
627 I hate to brag, but my people tell me it's going to take a miracle to stop me now. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
628 I think I have a crushing thought. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
629 I don't know what's come over me. I'm such a blockhead! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
630 Got any aspirin? I feel a crushing headache coming on. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
631 No, I don't think you're paranoid. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
632 Weren't you supposed to get a "side" with the Chicken Little Special? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
633 It'll hit me in a second. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
634 Sorry, can't do that. My afternoons are all blocked out. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
635 Inspiration's about to strike—I can feel it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
636 I just don't know Paul... I mean, who am I to judge the gravity of the situation? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
637 I'm trying to think of a concrete example. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
638 How about hitting me with something a little more concrete? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
639 I need an answer now. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
640 I really liked the last episode of 'The Sopranos'. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
641 Guess I'll get the bill. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
642 There is no way my day could get any worse. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
643 I'm finally feeling optimistic again about life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
644 I can't think of anything that could stop Trump. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
645 I never leave more than ten percent. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
646 Does this taste like Diet to you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
647 Did I mention I got Hamilton tickets for next week? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
648 And so I told her that I'd never had one of those "change your life moments." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
649 So I told her to give me one concrete reason why I should. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
650 I'm too old to benefit from infrastructure improvements. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
651 Give me something concrete ! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
652 The tragedy for me is the soul crushing predictability of my life. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
653 I'm so bored, I just wish something would happen. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
654 It's not written in concrete. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
655 I wonder if the Chicken Little comes with a side. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
656 Instead of coffee I could have had a V-8. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
657 Sure things have been tough; But I have the feeling my luck is about to change. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
658 ... and then she had the termerity to accuse me of being a blockhead ! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
659 Don't tell me - another cinder block? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
660 You won how much? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
661 The Big Bang Theory is over my head. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
662 I still say the future is in concrete. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
663 I told my ex I'll take her back if she drops some weight. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
664 So tell me again, what happens at these Freemason meetings? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
665 I should've ordered the duck. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
666 I just wish something could jog my memory.... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
667 Enough about my problems. How are you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
668 I think I've finally hit rock bottom. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
669 I keep wondering, why me? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
670 So I didn't make partner this time around. But I believe everything happens for a reason. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
671 So I asked god to give me a message! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
672 Do you ever get that feeling like there's a cinder block about to fall on your head? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
673 I just have this gut feeling I'm about to be down sized 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
674 No, I've got all day. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
675 So I said, “Of course I’ll take it as an annuity. “ 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
676 Uh, Fred, I think they want the table. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
677 There's just no future in brick and mortar stores! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
678 I can do it, I told my PA to block out my afternoon. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
679 I don't believe you see the gravity of the situation. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
680 You won't live long eating like that. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
681 I get it. I don't have to be hit with a sledgehammer. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
682 First Brenda leaves me, and now the layoff...don't tell me what's next. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
683 It looks like I've got the check. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
684 Nothing's going to stop me. I am switching to decaf. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
685 I'm sure glad we worked-out those problems with the unions. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
686 Well, at least I've still got my health. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
687 It's just been one headache after another. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
688 Should I be concerned about my future at the firm? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
689 I know I'm babbling...but really, I'm almost done. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
690 I really like the ambiance here. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
691 You better give me the short version. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
692 Cheryl and I, we've got it all figured out. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
693 Yeah, I woke up feeling like today's my lucky day! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
694 I wish I could stop seeing her 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
695 No, he won't. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
696 Is there anything worse than when they don't get your coffee right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
697 Tell me, how could things possibly get any worse? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
698 So I recently decided to stop making my alimony payments. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
699 I’ve started a bucket list. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
700 Lately I've suspected that Watson is out to get my job. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
701 When she gets me in her sights, I'll know. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
702 My wife says I worry too much. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
703 Wonder why they call this the deus ex machina cafe? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
704 I wanted my burger bloody. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
705 I'm so glad they kept this place open during remodeling. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
706 Can you keep a secret? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
707 .. She says she won't. He says he will. But what we really need, is a sign from above 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
708 So, I told her to drop it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
709 Our divorce ended amicably. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
710 My Cinder date should be dropping by soon... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
711 Some days are worse than others. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
712 Does Obamacare cover catastrophic injury? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
713 I'm just waiting for something concrete to hit me. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
714 Haven't you always thought anvils were more of a wedding thing? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
715 'I think I'm getting writer's block'. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
716 I stole the church collection cup to pay for our lunch. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
717 You know Stan, sometimes I feel the weight of the world is going to come crashing down on me. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
718 Wishes do come true....... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
719 They never leave enough room for cream. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
720 It used to be He just used lightning. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
721 You getting the chicken little salad sandwich too? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
722 All I know is, I'm overdue for a random act of kindness. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
723 I'll need some proof that the building is structurally unsound. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
724 And if that's not the truth, may God ... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
725 Seriously though, how can this divorce get any worse... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
726 This job is literally killing me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
727 I usually know when the next big thing hits. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
728 My analyst tells me that I need to change my "Chicken Little" view of the world. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
729 Gulliver likes to sweeten my coffee 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
730 I'd like to cement this deal right now. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
731 Look, I believe that you make your own luck-- 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
732 So my last boyfriend designed this place. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
733 Can you get the check? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
734 I really feel like things are starting to look up... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
735 You really think the deal will be blocked? 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
736 My life is so damn predictable. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
737 I've gotten rid of a millstone around my neck. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
738 It's amazing how quickly they built this place. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
739 Remember when you said things couldn't get any worse? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
740 I'm voting for Hillary. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
741 At least the sky isn't falling 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
742 Your problem is you're a pessimist. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
743 Do you think I should grow a moustache ? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
744 I want to make a bucket list. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
745 There's nothing I fear more than a Trump presidency, nothing! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
746 Maybe I shouldn't of yelled at those workers to be quiet. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
747 I’m not superstitious, but I had a bad feeling about today. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
748 Oh, Ignatz! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
749 I ordered a karma latte. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
750 Unfortunately, all you have is circumstantial evidence. If something concrete appears, let me know. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
751 Of course, if you think you don't need life insurance..." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
752 Ah, coffee. This will be just the jolt I need. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
753 Any last words? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
754 No, I'm pretty sure they don't serve duck here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
755 You may not need the jolt from your coffee. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
756 Things are finally starting to look up. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
757 Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
758 Sometimes it pays to be hard headed. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
759 There can't be anything worse than writer's block 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
760 Wish I could come up with a good excuse to get out of the dinner party my wife is throwing tonight. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
761 Do you think the chef took it personally? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
762 I'd say 'lucky in love,' why do you ask? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
763 Ready for a shock? I have the winning lottery ticket in my pocket. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
764 Well, I've escaped the fallout so far. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
765 If it's not one thing, it's another. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
766 So yesterday I was thinking - "Why not? We'll meet. We'll eat. We'll drink ... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
767 No, by all means. Keep talking about 'Infinite Jest'. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
768 No one ever tells me anything. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
769 And my codicil shall read as follows... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
770 All those burgers you eat will kill you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
771 I'm not worried about me but Peggy is going to be crushed. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
772 I finally feel like a great weight's been lifted off my head. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
773 My OCD is much better thanks. Why just today I started stepping on cracks. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
774 I ordered the brick cheese on wheat toast. Why? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
775 Honest, Jim, the idea is so obvious, it's like being hit on the head by a falling box.... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
776 Tuesday at the Hard Block Cafe 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
777 Only three days until my retirement portfolio matures. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
778 Remember when you said yesterday was the worst day ever? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
779 I still can't believe I hit the lottery for 5 million yesterday. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
780 Insurance? Nah, I'm so young what can happen to me? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
781 I can't change the past, the future is uncertain, all I have is this moment. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
782 Know any good hangover cures? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
783 Don't worry. It's been like that all day. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
784 What I wouldn't give to escape this rat race. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
785 I hate metaphors 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
786 Normally, I wouldn't be caught dead eating at one of these diners. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
787 No, I don't give much thought to "what ifs?" 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
788 I hate when they give me an extra lump 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
789 Can you give me something more concrete? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
790 Living in the moment is key. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
791 If you've got something to say, say it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
792 What reminds you of the Republican Presidential debates?... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
793 Our verbal agreement is still valid. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
794 Jim, do you really want to talk about life insurance? Boring! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
795 Now I believe in karma. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
796 This headache couldn't get any worse. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
797 I think all this handwringing about infrastructure is overblown. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
798 Free refills? Must be my lucky day! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
799 My headache is finally gone! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
800 There, that's a big weight off my shoulders. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
801 Well, there's always tomorrow. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
802 My coffee's cold and they overcharged me for the bagel. What else could go wrong today? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
803 Things sure are looking up for a Monday. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
804 I just joined the Optimist Club. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
805 No, you go first. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
806 Frank give me something more concrete or the account walks. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
807 I'm supposed to be off caffeine, but one cup won't kill me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
808 Baristas are always so judgmental. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
809 Don't take this the wrong way, Gerald. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
810 At least today couldn't get any worse, right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
811 Shall I ask for the check? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
812 My doctor said I suffer from chicken little syndrome... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
813 No, the restraining order didn't specifically prohibit contact by drone... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
814 So much for living right. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
815 So, he called you a blockhead. Things could be worse. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
816 I can't stress this enough, Johnson--you've really got to learn to put mind over matter. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
817 I've run the numbers. The high-deductible heath plan makes way more sense. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
818 Even our therapist laughed when my wife told her I felt lucky. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
819 Do you ever feel like you can sense a headache before it happens? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
820 I guess I will pay for lunch 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
821 You know that feeling, like you're just waiting for the other shoe to drop? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
822 I think the worse is probably over. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
823 I am testifying on building code violations. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
824 I can be as hard headed as the next man. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
825 Wait. Let's me get this. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
826 Yup, she doubled the policy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
827 I'm giving you an exclusive. Jimmy Hoffa's body is buried... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
828 Sorry I took your spot. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
829 And then suddenly it struck me. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
830 My philosophy has always been to expect the unexpected 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
831 32 feet per second, per second... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
832 Don't worry, there's no such thing as karma. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
833 I'll buy lunch today. 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
834 Seriously – at this place – you leave a tip? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
835 I can never think of anything to put on my Instagram page. Can you? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
836 I feel a writer's block coming over me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
837 but, then, what else could go wrong 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
838 I comfort myself with the fact that I know things can't get any worse. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
839 So the divorce isn't going well? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
840 Why the sudden interest in 'low-probability high-impact events'? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
841 I only drink strong coffee when I sense a headache coming on. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
842 Never did like you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
843 Like I said, the more concrete the better. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
844 I get the worst headaches since I switched to decaf. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
845 I think I'll have the tuna melt instead. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
846 You gotta be careful with these lids otherwise all the coffee falls on you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
847 You shouldn't speak with your mouth full ... what is 'looogowwtmmooov'? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
848 Do you think God will punish me for not leaving a tip? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
849 My wife thinks I need to pay more attention to her. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
850 I don't think they liked your Yelp review. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
851 I'd leave that lid on. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
852 There’s no harm in being 5 minutes late. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
853 Can you give me something that is more concrete? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
854 What did Lucy always call Charlie Brown? It'll come to me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
855 Personally, I think the phrase "hit you like a ton of bricks" is too cliche 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
856 We need a more concrete plan. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
857 Today is the first day of the rest of my life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
858 I can't think of anything, I just need something to hit me. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
859 I suppose I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
860 Have those responses on my desk by the end of the day. I want the calendar cleared before my vacation. While I'm gone, you'll be researching cases for next month. You'll probably have to work both weekends to get it all done. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
861 Got good news from the Doctor this morning 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
862 They did a nice renovation on this place. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
863 Yes, I'm still writing that exposé on the Masons. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
864 My day just can't get any worse. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
865 I finally feel like my luck is about to change ... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
866 You hear about Bill? Poor guy. Never knew what hit him. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
867 I consider myself master of my own fate. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
868 They're serious about that "no elbows on the table" rule. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
869 Is there something you aren't telling me? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
870 I'm drawing a blank, but maybe something will strike me soon. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
871 Here is where I hid the money 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
872 The desserts are good except the sponge cake is a bit heavy. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
873 The odds of Trump becoming president are about the same as. . . 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
874 So Clinton, Trump and Cruz walk into a bar... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
875 I don't think this day could get much worse. Do you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
876 I wish I could get over this writer's block. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
877 This first brick will be the foundation of our strong relationship. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
878 Looks like it's time to go. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
879 I'm sure it was just a hollow threat. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
880 No, I don't believe in karma. Why? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
881 Do you ever feel like...I dunno...something big's about to go down? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
882 I miss the brick and mortar days. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
883 Uh, did you order lunch to go? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
884 All this hype about concussions is way overblown. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
885 Well, it's not the SWORD of Damocles...." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
886 State Farm, why? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
887 "She's seeing a guy named... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
888 I didn't order duck. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
889 Sometimes I feel like too much weight falls on my shoulders. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
890 Why don't you sign now so we can relax over dessert? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
891 I know Edith would want me to remarry and be happy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
892 It's right above me isn't it 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
893 Dating apps? I'm on Cinder. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
894 ...and that's the last time I'm going to say that. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
895 This is why I always tip. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
896 I'm not just saying this because I'm your life insurance agent, but... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
897 Beep" "Beep 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
898 And then it hit me - I'm not living life fully. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
899 So what are your plans for the rest of the afternoon? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
900 I'm not seeing any signs of a crash. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
901 I haven't told anyone, but I'm giving you the promotion... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
902 All I want is concrete evidence that God exists. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
903 Don't you just hate those new construction regulations? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
904 Do you believe in Karma? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
905 And then I said "who needs building codes?" 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
906 Hell. Who knows how much time any of us have. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
907 Finally, everything seems to be falling into place. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
908 This should help me wake up. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
909 C'mon finish your coffee---I don't have much time. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
910 I need another cup of coffee like I need a hole in the head. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
911 Do you think I worry too much? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
912 So I get fired, and then my wife leaves me. Could this day get any worse? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
913 My turn buy, right? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
914 I really feel that the contractor appreciated my recommendations. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
915 I swear, there's nothing worse than a lid that doesn't quite fit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
916 I feel like my life has become too predictable lately. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
917 On second thought I might need a tax extension this year 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
918 Uh… I wouldn't worry about the extra calories. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
919 Go ahead and cancel your 3 o'clock Jim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
920 I'm about to lose my mind. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
921 Maybe it's me but lately I just feel like a target. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
922 Y’know, my ex lives in the walk-up above this place. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
923 Let me be more concrete. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
924 My Ex keeps threatening to block me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
925 I just wish this dark cloud would lift. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
926 We should have left a tip last time. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
927 I don't know. Maybe something new will hit me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
928 I just wish I could forget this whole day. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
929 Are you even listening to me at all? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
930 You know Bob, I finally feel like things are looking up for me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
931 .....but my friends call me "Lucky 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
932 I don't believe in writer's block. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
933 Why am I so depressed? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
934 I'm just so glad I finally have a handle on those migraines. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
935 There are days I think I shudda stayed in bed. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
936 I knew we should have tipped better last time! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
937 Do you ever feel like your world is just falling apart? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
938 You know that stuff will kill ya. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
939 Wait! I'm about to make my point concrete. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
940 I understand the gravity of the situation. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
941 Blockhead yourself, numbskull. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
942 No way in hell am I going to vote for Donald Trump 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
943 Good thing we settled with the union. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
944 I have planned for every eventuality. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
945 I've decided to vote for Trump. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
946 I think my ex-wife is out to get me. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
947 I need a change. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
948 Nothing hurts more than stepping barefoot on a kid's Lego brick. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
949 Those doughnuts will kill you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
950 I don’t believe in luck. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
951 Are you even listening to what I'm saying? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
952 I need something concrete. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
953 Any plans for tonight? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
954 "So yea, atheism has worked for me-why do you ask? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
955 Chicken Little. Another useless cliché. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
956 I know it sounds crazy, but sometimes I feel like a cinder block is about to fall on my head. 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
957 Oh, and I signed up for that new drone delivery service everyone's' talking about. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
958 Things have been going well, can't complain. How about you? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
959 Barring any unforeseen circumstances, I'd say we've got a 100% chance of success. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
960 Please don't tell me it's that cinder block again. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
961 And does it cover imminently existing conditions? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
962 I'm telling you Charlie, the advertising business is brutal. This latest case of writer's block is killing me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
963 Great pitch for a movie, but I need to see stars. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
964 The offer's fine, but Acme takes its noncompetes pretty seriously. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
965 My doctor said I could postpone the colonoscopy, but better safe than sorry, right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
966 Pondering the gravity of the situation 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
967 Remember when I told you we should invest in infrastructure? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
968 So, I asked my students: "Would a brick or a feather fall faster on the moon?" 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
969 You know, Dave, people would like you more if you weren't such a Chicken Little. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
970 Why should I be forced to buy health insurance? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
971 Catch a falling brick, and put it in your briefcase. Save it for a rainy day. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
972 Wow, he was right... Today really is his last day at work. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
973 And then the scene ended. Just like that. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
974 I wish the universe would send me a sign. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
975 Real quick, Steve – what’s your garage code? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
976 My doctor told me I'd live to be 100. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
977 I haven't had a good idea since the stone age. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
978 Dad!" WHAT?, Nothing, " I'm rich. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
979 I asked for crushed ice in my drink. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
980 As I was saying, the bottom 's gonna drop outta this. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
981 I'm surprised we finally closed the deal. My horoscope said I was going to encounter a huge stumbling block today. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
982 Do you think the waiter was giving me attitude when I asked to substitute the ethically-sourced kale? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
983 At this point nothing would surprise me. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
984 I am just so tired of people interrupting me. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
985 Did I mention my firm completed retrofitting the place in record time? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
986 So nothing from her lawyer? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
987 May a cement block fall on my head if the Republicans are stupid enough to nominate either Donald Trump or Ted Cruz for President. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
988 No way Donald Trump's ever going to know I didn't vote for him. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
989 Please don't splatter. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
990 My one regret in college. I never got stoned. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
991 Ugh, writer's block. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
992 My luck's gonna change. I can almost feel it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
993 The coffee here comes with a kick. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
994 In the absence of further problems, let's go ahead with it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
995 I must have told them 100 times it tastes like concrete! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
996 Why do they say April is the cruelest month? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
997 I’m not sure you comprehend the gravity of this situation. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
998 I never listen to people who say the sky is falling. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
999 See, I told you it would be good to get out and go to a real brick and mortar establishment.... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1000 Honest George, I can't shake this feeling of impending doom. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1001 My cholesterol has improved. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1002 I just wish I could block it out of my mind. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1003 Why the Chicken-Lttle expression? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1004 I don't think this week could get any worse. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1005 I've got nothing concrete, but it will come to me. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1006 They call this drink "The Block Buster"! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1007 And this latte was half price. Must be my lucky day. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1008 Did you say Trump is dropping by? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1009 Don't worry, it isn't a piano this time. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1010 I feel like things are finally beginning to fall my way. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1011 And this idea hit me, like a ton of bricks. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1012 I'm looking for something more concrete. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1013 and all of the sudden it hit me.... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1014 Yeah, I’m an organ donor. Why? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1015 There's no way I"ll budge. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1016 Tell me truthfully...isn't that the most bizarre thing you've ever heard in your life? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1017 Not many people have crane smash their car on West Broadway and live to tell the tale, eh? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1018 and after all that, it seems like maybe, just maybe, I've finally caught a break... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1019 I keep telling her I'm overinsured. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1020 Any strong feelings about destiny Ralph? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1021 All in all, I'd say things are looking up! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1022 I fear this new low cost, one-at-a-time terrorism. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1023 ...I mean, I'd rather DIE than vote for Trump 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1024 I signed up on this new reminder app. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1025 Would you please look at me when I'm talking to you? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1026 Yeah, well this is only block Monday... you don't wanna be around for grand piano Friday 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1027 This time it's on me, kid. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1028 We should be hearing from the high court on our appeal soon. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1029 Should I or should I not tell him? I mean, he was never really nice to me in the first place. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1030 I'm not sure if my ex-wife is happy with her settlement. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1031 Quick, smell the coffee! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1032 What were you saying about the drop dead date? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1033 What earthquake? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1034 So, as soon as we get back to the office, I'm firing you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1035 I finally paid off my student loans. Things are really looking up! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1036 You know, sometimes I wonder whether Isaac Newton was actually a genius or just in the right place at the right time. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1037 It'll hit me in a moment. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1038 Seriously, I am a very lucky man! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1039 No, I don't get headaches. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1040 You're right, you never know. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1041 Sorry! I cannot renew your policy. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1042 People complain about bad luck, but it's really about their bad choices. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1043 Go Trrrrrrrrrrrrump!!! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1044 Everyone calls me a blockhead at work. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1045 I can just feel it, my writer's block is about to end. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1046 It's on me -- I insist. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1047 What's your ATM pin? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1048 You'll never guess how much I squeezed out of the contractors on this building. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1049 You mean concrete block; cement is just an ingredient. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1050 Man, this coffee sure hits you like a ton of bricks. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1051 I can't shake this feeling that the other shoe is about to drop. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1052 36 years and I'm finally retiring. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1053 Did you see a sign that said, "Shirts, shoes, and hardhats required?" 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1054 Can't wait for this day to be over. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1055 This time it's your check...mate. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1056 There I was,tryin to remember,When it hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1057 I just need something concrete, ya know? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1058 It could be worse... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1059 It's tea. Coffee gives me a headache. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1060 Life's too short to drink bad coffee, don't you think? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1061 The latte here is to die for. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1062 Be honest with me. Do I come across as hard headed? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1063 I guess there're worse things than writers block. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1064 Last mortgage payment,last alimony payment, yep Jim, things are finally looking up. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1065 Well, we're just one block away from the hospital. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1066 The psychic told me that a Cindy, a Sandra, or a Sandy would appear in my future, but I'm not convinced. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1067 My only complaint with this restaurant is that sometimes the food is a little heavy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1068 Eat up, Bill. Time is money. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1069 Karma? Yes, I believe in karma. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1070 I don't believe in curses--the Cubs are going all the way this season. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1071 Funny. Last week it was a piano. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1072 Did you ever work in a restaurant and spit in someone's food? No, why? Times have changed... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1073 Could you at least look at me when I'm talking to you? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1074 This one's on you, Pete. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1075 The sky is falling? Geez, next thing you'll say my cup is half empty. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1076 I wonder why they call it the 'chicken little' soup... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1077 Why, yes, I am on the company's health plan. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1078 Duck! What duck? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1079 So here's my 5 year plan... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1080 I would say something, but he did give me that bad performance review. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1081 Do you have any aspirin? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1082 The owner says the overhead at this location is killing his business. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1083 You know what they say. 'In politics, nothing happens by accident.' 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1084 Dad, I'm a liberal. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1085 I just don't have anything on my bucket list 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1086 Let's say you get hit by a bus. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1087 I don't know...I just keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1088 Duck?! For lunch? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1089 I ordered the little chicken sandwich. Why? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1090 My first coffee since the brain surgery and so far no caffeine jolt. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1091 Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1092 So what happens if I don't pay off the construction unions? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1093 Moot question. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1094 We're thinking of canceling our plans for Europe this summer. Just too dangerous. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1095 Stop with your paranoia, cinder blocks are not falling from the sky! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1096 Global warming is what worries me the most 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1097 You have more of a chance of being killed by a falling block than by a terrorist. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1098 So, what's the worst that could happen? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1099 The pastor said I need blind faith, but I'm really looking for a sign... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1100 What? Do I have something on my face? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1101 Thirty-two feet per second. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1102 Thanks for meeting me, Alex. I wanted to explain why I can't back your construction safety bill. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1103 Things are looking up for my promotion. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1104 I see a promotion in my future 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1105 I'm actually feeling quite optimistic for a change -- my horoscope said things are looking up. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1106 Crazy weather we've been having lately Fred hahahahahahahaha 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1107 "Karma? Why do you ask"? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1108 Well, I'm history. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1109 I had a real bad day at the office.... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1110 Maybe we shouldn't have been so rude to the waitress. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1111 I never use passive verbs if I can help it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1112 So, Beasley, are you ready to cement our deal ? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1113 You're absolutely right. I need to be more optimistic. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1114 Remind me not to ask for peanuts next time. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1115 I told her I don't believe in karma! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1116 I think it's time to reassess your position. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1117 I haven't told anybody, but I'm making you a partner in the firm... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1118 I could finish my paper on synchronicity if only I had some concrete evidence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1119 You sound like Chicken Little. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1120 Listen, anything can happen, but I feel pretty good about this. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1121 I'm telling you Harry, there really is a secret cabal of all powerful elitists inflating the price of bricks and mortar for their own nefarious gains... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1122 I sense a concrete threat to your well-being. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1123 The funny thing is - she never saw it coming. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1124 But you would tell me, right? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1125 What time did you say your ex-wife was dropping off your stuff? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1126 My therapist says I have to stop thinking of myself as a loser..... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1127 No, I can't say I've ever experienced writer's block. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
1128 Okay, I'll humor you--if there is a God, may He strike me dead right now. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
1129 I watched 'Forrest Gump' again last night, Larry-- I think I finally get it. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1130 I'm ready to let go of the victim role. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1131 So you think the term life policy makes more sense. Why? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1132 Any final thoughts on the matter? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1133 I just can't seem to cement this in my head 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1134 New York Life; why do you ask? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1135 I'm predicting a major crash. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1136 Man, I gotta change the vibration setting on this phone! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1137 I don’t care what you’re trying to say, it’s rude to talk with your mouth full. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1138 What an odd chandelier. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1139 I don't believe in destiny. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1140 I hear the company's letting people go. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1141 What makes you think you'll be getting my job? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1142 So now I'm sitting here, waiting for the other shoe to drop... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1143 Did I tell you I yelled at a brick-layer this morning? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1144 What would you do if you were me? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1145 Would it be so terrible if you looked at me while we are having a serious conversation? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1146 For the very first time in my life, I feel like things are finally going my way. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1147 I guess He heard me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1148 So, there's good cause for optimism. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1149 Uh oh, what fresh hell is this? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1150 I worked my whole life to get where I am right now 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1151 And the worst thing is ... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1152 I'll get the next one. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1153 I need an aha moment. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1154 And then it just hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1155 Then it just hit me from out of the blue. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1156 Jenny is pathetic. I dumped her and she didn't say a word. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1157 There can't be anything worse than getting fired and sued for divorce in the same week! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1158 Just give me one concrete example and I'll shut up 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1159 This conversation is over. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1160 If I'm lying, I'm dying! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1161 "I don't see us hitting target this month". 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1162 I feel like writing these online restaurant reviews has finally given me the outlet to find my true voice. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1163 I need this new job like a need a hole in my head. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1164 These times call for concrete thinking. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1165 My business is bankrupt, I was indicted, my wife left me. . . even this coffee is terrible, . . what else could possibly happen? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1166 Yes, my spirit animal is a coyote. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1167 The hazelnut's extra but hey, life is short. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1168 I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1169 When I concentrate, nothing can distract me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1170 Sorry. I'm having another mental block. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1171 I was waiting for a shoe .. , but ... . 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1172 But do you have any concrete suggestions? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1173 Do you believe in destiny or free will? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1174 Aetna. Why do you ask? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1175 What you don't know won't hurt you as much. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1176 The divorce is over, but I still feel her energy. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1177 This is the last time I'm having coffee at this place 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1178 It doesn't take a brick falling on my head before I get it. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1179 Speaking of last minute things. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1180 I'll pay you back next week. My luck seems to be turning around." 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1181 I think we should have lunch together more often! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1182 ... and if I'm lying, may I be struck down from above. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1183 Oops! I am afraid you could be right about your suspicion on your wife reading your e-mails 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1184 I fudged the inspection data. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1185 So lately I've been having this sense of doom. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1186 I have never really liked the cement business. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1187 Todd always liked to drop a few surprises during his interviews. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1188 I just can't shake this feeling of impending doom. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1189 about this brick clause... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1190 'What's the metaphor I'm reaching for?' 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1191 You know, I think I've finally discovered the meaning of life. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1192 At least I won't have to listen to him complain about the flu anymore. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1193 Everything has been going wrong, lately. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1194 Did you read the part where he said, "Sometimes life's going to hit you in the head with a brick". 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1195 At least today can't get any worse.... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1196 I think you can quit counting calories. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1197 That's it! The meaning of life is . . . 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1198 Do you think I should've ordered the healthy start? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1199 Thanks for asking.......I think my divorce is proceeding quite amicably. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1200 And I told him flat out there was no way a trebuchet could hurl an object that far. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1201 What do you mean I have a hard head? Give me one concrete example. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1202 I didn't want to tell you, but... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1203 Have any ideas on how to get out of jury duty next week? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1204 I remember when they just spat in your food. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1205 She keeps on about the life insurance... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1206 I was informed by The New Yorker that I'd be blocked if I submitted an additional "Cartoon Caption Contest" entries. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1207 I wouldn't worry about your diet. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1208 Nine-point-eight meters per second squared. Why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1209 My horoscope said I was lucky today. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1210 I'm starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1211 I'm expecting a little something from my ex 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1212 Cremation. Why do you ask? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1213 Heads Up 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1214 What do you mean one lump or two? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1215 What do you mean, "move"? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1216 We should've tipped. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1217 No, I wasn't expecting a message from the Building Trades Council. Why? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1218 Speaking of "building blocks"...... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1219 Can you explain quickly why you're rescinding your life insurance offer? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1220 I told her voo-doo is nonsense. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1221 Why is everybody always telling me to lean in? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1222 His nickname in high school was 'Butterfingers'...last I heard, he was working in construction." 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1223 should I push him out of the way or try for that promotion 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1224 Let's not talk about me 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1225 May God strike me dead. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1226 Things are finally looking up. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1227 Have you made a concrete decision yet? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1228 It's like the sword of Damoclese, only more concrete 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1229 I'm having the best day! I got a pay raise & my wife told me we're expecting. I should go buy a lottery ticket. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1230 5, 4, 3, 2 ... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1231 Life is about hard work, Jim. Not luck. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1232 I'm probably going to get fired. Just kill me now. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1233 you have a better chance of being eaten by a... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1234 I still haven't heard back from H&R Block. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1235 Do you feel a breeze? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1236 So, yeah, the brain surgery went great. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1237 A half-million term. Why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1238 I think God's telling me to vote for Trump. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1239 I want my epitaph to read: 'He passed tort reform.' 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1240 I hear cement futures are through the roof. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1241 How much worse could it get? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1242 I'm just waiting for the next big idea to hit me... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1243 Last week hit me like a ton of bricks, but I felt like something was missing. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1244 No problem - the tab's on me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1245 Stop interrupting; let me finish... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1246 Well, that's another way to discourage sugary drink consumption. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1247 Cross my heart and...I forget, what's the rest of it? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1248 I'm lucky. I never get headaches. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1249 Now would be a good time to pay the check! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1250 Starbucks has the knack for picking good locations. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1251 I tell you, it's the same old thing every day-nothing extraordinary ever happens to me! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1252 Then suddenly, out of nowhere, I had this great idea how to make a light bulb that will never burn out. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1253 I'm just going to say this once." 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1254 It's a Venti half caff, 3 1/3 shots long, 6 pump chai 3 pump vanilla spice, half lactose half soy 190 degree green tea misto. Why do you ask? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1255 Relax- it's only a metaphor. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1256 I told you not to keep sending your food back to the kitchen. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1257 All morning I've felt this headache coming on. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1258 This interview shouldn't take long. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1259 Lunch is on me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1260 Honestly, I've just been sitting around waiting for something to hit me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1261 If God doesn't want me to do it, then let Him stop me. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1262 Good to the last drop! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1263 Weird. My wife said it felt like her lucky day this morning. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1264 Well if you think I'm just gonna sit here and let the world go by, you've got another thing comin' ! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1265 I voted for Trump; and the sky did not fall down. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1266 She did ask about my life insurance, actually. Why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1267 The FBI finally figured out how to crack the iPhone 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1268 I didn't realize it was an actual drop ceiling 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1269 You know that feeling when the other shoe is about to drop? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1270 It's hard to explain...I just feel like this big weight is coming down on me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1271 I just don't see why we need to invest so much in infrastructure 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1272 I'm told this place is an acquired taste. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1273 You might want to change your position 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1274 Ok, I'll call my insurance guy as soon as I get back to the office. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1275 No, I said writers block. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1276 You know what I've been thinking? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1277 Lately Coffee gives me a Big headache! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1278 Please hold that thought. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1279 You're such an unhealthy eater. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1280 Goddamit, I told them half soy, half lactaid mixed with a decaf americano. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1281 I think I'll order the Chicken Little 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1282 My treat. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1283 Can you give me a concrete example? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1284 Literally, I am so tired. I literally feel like I've been hit by a cinder block." "Yeah... Literally. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1285 Things are finally looking' up for me Dave. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1286 Things are finally looking up for me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1287 You're really eating their heart attack special? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1288 Then, out of the blue, it just hits me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1289 Tell me it doesn't say "writer's" on it. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1290 My password is... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1291 My palm reader said I should have my head examined. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1292 Hey buddy...nevermind 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1293 I don't see how they can block my nomination. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1294 I slept with your wife. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1295 Do you ever get the feeling something bad is about to happen? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1296 On the bright side, I have my health. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1297 She said that nothing would get through my thick skull. I hope that she's right. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1298 I really told them off when I resigned from Acme this morning! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1299 Nothing annoys me more than when they bring the bill before you're finished. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1300 I think things should be looking up! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1301 No caffeine at all... it gives me a headache 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1302 I see the Knicks' practice is going as expected. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1303 Hey! Look here. The climate'll be just fine, and so will I. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1304 Ever have one of those realizations that come out of nowhere and hit you like a ton of bricks? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1305 Sure, the market's down. But at least the sky isn't falling. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1306 What could be worse than President Trump? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1307 I'm more of a Big Idea guy than a concrete thinker. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1308 Apparently, God doesn't use lightning bolts indoors. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1309 I called him a blockhead... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1310 I've never felt quite this alive before. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1311 And then she says I am like Chicken Little, always afraid the sky is falling... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1312 I'm telling you, industrial chic is the next big thing in restaurant design. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1313 Since I hit 50, I feel so invisible. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1314 Great! My coffee's cold. Can this day get any worse? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1315 For once, I'd like to get a concrete answer. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1316 It all feels so heavy. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1317 As I stated earlier, you'll have the Vice President position over my dead body. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1318 One more wouldn't hurt 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1319 Bob, do you believe in predestination? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1320 So apparently, it all comes down to this thing called karma. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1321 Let me just think about it overnight. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1322 I can't fathom how my life could get worse. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1323 ...and then the medium said that today I would be struck dead by a cinder block and so I avoided the construction by my office building entirely. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1324 The coffee here always gives me a headache. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1325 Boy, I could really use something to clear out my head. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1326 Relax. The law of gravity doesn't apply to cartoons. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1327 You seem distracted. What's up? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1328 With my bad luck, they'll have forgotten the cream. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1329 I certainly don't know what could be worse than the construction dust? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1330 Who needs a coffee lid? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1331 Pretend it's not there. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1332 I hope they didn’t read my Yelp review. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1333 I feel like things are just starting to look up for me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1334 Do you believe in luck? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1335 dontlookupkeepthelidonandohbythewayivebeensleepingwithyourwife 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1336 I am looking up. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1337 I'm just in a really good place right now. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1338 It's all good. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1339 So I signed up for this new service that sends me friendly reminders when I've forgotten something ... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1340 You know those doughnuts are gonna kill you. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1341 Yea, yea, Chicken Little. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1342 Sometimes I feel as though the cinder block of Damocles hangs overhead. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1343 You'll never believe where I hid all that cash... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1344 Frankly, I don't believe in chance. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1345 How much time do we have? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1346 Matt, I've always loved you. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1347 ... so what could be worse than that? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1348 I'm just waiting for the next big thing. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1349 I am gonna make a killing in that class action against the masons. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1350 And, then again, I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1351 It's bad, but just remember it could always be worse. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1352 If I was wrong, I need a sign to that effect. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1353 I can feel my luck running out. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1354 I think a term life policy should suffice. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1355 Why the look, you know I like my coffee with just one lump. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1356 I used to be able to tell when my luck was about to run out... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1357 Added her to my will yesterday. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1358 Everything is falling into place after we cut that outrageous construction budget. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1359 Sometimes it's like I can sense a migraine coming. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1360 Wow, I've just had a brilliant idea. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1361 That fortune cookie was wrong. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1362 Medicare. Why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1363 I just don't get how you can put your faith in something that never gives you any concrete evidence of its existence... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1364 Thats going to hurt.. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1365 Brick and mortar stores are a thing of the past. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1366 I'm just not one of those 'the sky is falling' types. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1367 I'm dead certain. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1368 There's only one thing my insurance doesn't cover. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1369 I am thinking of going on a diet. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1370 I don't know how this day can get any worse. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1371 My palm reader's a phony, she said I'll be seeing stars soon and so far I've only seen a couple of D-list celebrities. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1372 Finish your drink and let's get out of here. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1373 Who shouts DUCK! in a steakhouse? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1374 John, you shouldn't have ordered the Chicken Little. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1375 Let's not rush our discussion. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1376 There's no reason for me to get life insurance, I'm sure Iam going to live for another ..." 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1377 I won't take up much of your time. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1378 Each person who discovered the truth died under mysterious circumstances. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1379 Whole milk has too much cholesterol, but I figure what the hell. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1380 Whew...I can't wait for this week to be over... 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1381 Who called me a blockhead??? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1382 It was the most specific and odd horoscope I'd ever read. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1383 I understand a lot of Yelpers eat here. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1384 I think there's something you're not telling me. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1385 You may be experiencing a mental block. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1386 Why is it always an anvil? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1387 I bet your next idea will hit you like a ton of bricks 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1388 I have always hated "duck." Why do you ask? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1389 What do you take me for, a blockhead? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1390 So my agent says "you never know what might hit you." 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1391 Enough theory; I'd prefer a concrete suggestion. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1392 And then she told me I would die a terrible death. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1393 My luck is about to change. I can feel it. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1394 Yes, I did fire the surly building contractor. Why do you ask? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1395 And after all that, I won the lottery. Isn't it ironic? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1396 But then I topped her with 'Action speaks louder than words.' 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1397 If I had one wish it would be to be struck with some concrete, brick-and-mortar ideas. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1398 My success is a function of talent and hard work. I don't believe in luck. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1399 That concrete thing with big holes in it is called a cinderblock. Why? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1400 I changed my mind. Let's take it to go. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1401 Remember how you told me you were waiting for a wake up call? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1402 I love my new attention deficit pills. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1403 And that's why I got out of construction. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1404 So you're against the Affordable Care Act? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1405 What concussion threat? I'm an owner, not a fullback. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1406 So anyway, I just did my taxes with H & R, um, H & R... shoot, what's it called again? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1407 So far, it hasn't been a bad day. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1408 I said, I can feel a headache coming on. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1409 I'm having second thoughts on my year without tipping. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1410 My bran muffin had zero trans fats! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1411 It is never too early for to think about long term care health insurance. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1412 So, I am still seeing the mason's wife. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1413 Don't worry, something will hit me. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1414 Is there anything worse than a bad cup of coffee? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1415 I have a feeling my luck is about to change. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1416 I was just sitting there, and then that's when it hit me... 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1417 I've been thinking of trying a flattop. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1418 What we need now is a really concrete idea 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1419 The next level is so close I can feel it. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1420 All I said was she could drop a few pounds. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1421 That business meeting went terribly. How could things get any worse? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1422 Don't look up. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1423 When the caffeine wears off it always hits me like a ton of bricks for some reason. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1424 This has been my best sales day ever. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1425 You're gonna die a slow death if you keep eating those cheeseburgers. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1426 Looks like we're gonna have company 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1427 And so, dear friend, that is why I have left my entire Estate to you." 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1428 There's a fly in your coffee! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1429 Looks like my wallet is going to take a hit. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1430 I'm thinking of taking early retirement .... 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1431 I can't shake this feeling of impending doom. What do you think is causing it? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1432 I decided to wait for something concrete. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1433 Don't you think our waiter is a real blockhead? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1434 Here comes the start of that mirror you broke yesterday 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1435 You get this one, I'll get the next one . 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1436 I just can't seem to find anything that works for my anxiety. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1437 Nothing surprises me in New York anymore. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1438 What's better -- term or whole-life insurance? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1439 I don't know. I just feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to fall. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1440 This one's my treat. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1441 All in all, things are looking up. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1442 …if it's the last thing I do! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1443 I told you this place is a dump. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1444 What's with the abstract look? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1445 Lean forward a little, I'm having trouble hearing. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1446 And then it hit me.......a metaphor can never actually happen or it wouldn't be a metaphor. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1447 We figured the best place to cut corners was with the mason's contract. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1448 So you're saying... there's something to that "Little Chicken" theory? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1449 I figure: "If if doesn't kill you, it just makes you stronger." 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1450 I'm waiting for a really concrete idea to hit me. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1451 What would you say if I told you I just won the lottery? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1452 I can't imagine how this day could get any worse. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1453 Nothing surprises me any more, Jim. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1454 So I said to my wife, sometimes things get worse before they get better. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1455 Yes, I’m satisfied with my current life insurance coverage. Why do you ask? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1456 I think I feel a migraine headache coming on.. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1457 Gentrification always brings some collateral damage. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1458 Is something wrong? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1459 What do you mean, you think I was too fussy ordering soy, cinnamon, goat milk, and simple syrup? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1460 The last thing we need is more government safety regulations. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1461 Hmmm. What would Newton do? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1462 You know what strikes me about this place? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1463 I sense some push back from our contractor 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1464 May a brick fall from the sky and kill me should Trump become President 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1465 You're gonna get smashed! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1466 You wouldn't believe my horoscope today. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1467 Chicken Little Diner? Who comes up with these names? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1468 Let's keep this on a need-to-know basis. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1469 If all goes well, my accountant says I will be able to retire in five years! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1470 I need a building code violation like I need a brick to the head. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1471 Another morning at Cafe' Wall Street... 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1472 Have you nothing more concrete to offer? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1473 I've never been happier in my life. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1474 We're going to need a concrete plan. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1475 Hey I've finally decided you're the guy to handle all my funds. Can we get started soon? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1476 So far so good! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1477 I'll probably die before this coffee cools off! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1478 I can't put my finger on it, but I just have this sense of impending doom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1479 No, I don't think you have time for dessert. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1480 Man.. I am ready for a change... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1481 Drink your coffee before it gets cold. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1482 Tell me the truth, do you think I could pull of wearing a fedora? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1483 What you don't know can't hurt you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1484 Just saw "The Big Short". Heard of any black swans we can bet against? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1485 I told you the Rueben's to die for. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1486 Don't look now, but your ex-wife got a table upstairs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1487 Yup, you're gonna be late all right. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1488 Now's a good time to sign that insurance policy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1489 I think they misinterpreted... on the rocks 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1490 Could you be a little more descriptive other than "The sky is falling" ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1491 Well, so far so good... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1492 My analyst says that my obsessive forebodings of doom are the result of unresolved attachments to my mother. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1493 I feel like my life is just slipping away 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1494 'Ahhhh....you know what Bob, I'll get the check next time' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1495 Labeling her a stalker would be an understatement. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1496 ... And then one day you won't even know what hit you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1497 Now lets get down to business. Where do I sign for that new life insurance policy you've been touting? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1498 You forgot to knock on wood. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1499 Those people just bring down the block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1500 I'm sure an idea will come to me soon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1501 The moment when Larry's fantasy became reality. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1502 I don't think I have a future... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1503 Do you think I should have tipped the barista? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1504 Are you going to eat that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1505 Funny thing, Andy, I had the strangest horoscope in this morning's paper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1506 I guess I'm just a natural born optimist. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1507 Some people just aren’t self-aware. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1508 You know that feeling...? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1509 Nope, I don't see duck on the menu. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1510 I'm having a no good, very bad day! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1511 I think the union is starting to come around. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1512 Damn, it was supposed to be a piano. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1513 I don't believe in Karma... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1514 should I drink this coffee or not ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1515 And then my therapist says, "You're right. You are the unluckiest person I've met". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1516 I have these migraines and 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1517 It just hit me - it's either her or me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1518 Life is so unpredictable, isn't it? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1519 Good food. Bad service. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1520 Some days, I just feel like the sky is falling 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1521 The market's bad, but I wouldn't say the sky is falling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1522 I hope you asked for one lump, not two. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1523 And if that wasn't enough, out of the clear blue sky she calls me a blockhead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1524 My contractor seemed less than receptive about my constructive suggestions. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1525 She keeps telling me I need be more spontaneous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1526 I'm repeating myself for the last time, understand pal? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1527 Can you pass the salt? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1528 I'm always wondering when the other shoe is going to fall... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1529 You seem preoccupied. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1530 I can't understand you when you have food in your mouth. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1531 I just wish more things in my life were concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1532 Are you using "brick" figuratively? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1533 I have a funny feeling about today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1534 I'm sorry. My wife can believe in horoscopes if she wants to. I'm not superstitious. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1535 On second thought, no deal. Go ahead and sue me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1536 I just feel this great weight coming down on me 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1537 I just don't see the need for that long term care coverage. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1538 Nothing has helped me get over this writer's block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1539 I literally have only a second. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1540 Hey, are you gonna eat that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1541 I'll sign my will after our drinks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1542 And if my plan crosses some moral line, let God throw a brick. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1543 You can't go wrong with whole life insurance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1544 Hurry up and sign the life insurance application Charles. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1545 GUESS WHAT! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1546 What the heck, Larry, let's live a little. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1547 Do you believe in devine intervention? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1548 Let me explain why your contract with the mob is non-binding. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1549 I forgot to get my usual lump of sugar. Anyway, as I was saying, God sucks... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1550 Ever feel like nothing exciting happens to you anymore? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1551 Someone ought to do something about this coffee 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1552 I had the best dream last night…all my friends and family were celebrating at once. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1553 Are you going to finish that ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1554 My physician said the muffins are hazardous to my health. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1555 That's All Folks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1556 No, I don't have anything scheduled this afternoon...why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1557 Trust me on this one...it's a win-win situation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1558 Life is short. Say yes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1559 That's why I drink coffee here...safest part of town. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1560 Darn it, they gave me a cappuccino and I asked for a flat white. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1561 Are you paying with cash? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1562 So ...what are the chances of my ex-wife retaliating? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1563 I was thinking of downloading the horoscope app on my watch... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1564 Only divine intervention could screw up this deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1565 I always feel like there's a weight on my shoulders 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1566 Helen texted I should expect her answer anytime now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1567 I'll be glad when I don't have to listen to that construction anymore. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1568 I'm a white American male at the peak of my career in the 21st century. Really, I have no worries. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1569 So I said to him, "bad things happen to bad people" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1570 "Well, whaddya know. Dreams do come true". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1571 Today's my lucky day, I just feel it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1572 Sometimes life throws you a curve ball, and you have to deal with it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1573 Did you remember to tip? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1574 I know...but I'm pretty sure if I ignore it, it'll just disappear. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1575 My insurance company? New England Life, of course! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1576 This is a write off, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1577 You know, I've had this ominous feeling all day. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1578 Anything to get out of work today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1579 So I told them 'Who needs your silly witness protection program?' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1580 Oh, and ACME moved in upstairs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1581 No, I don't want a refill. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1582 No news is good news. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1583 My wife always says I'm hard-headed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1584 She said her dad was in construction. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1585 My wife's lawyer is from Acme Suddenly Single. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1586 That's the thing about this election season, the lack of gravity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1587 Should I unfriend Milton or block him? #heavy 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1588 No, I've never been hit with writer's block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1589 Some days you wake up and say to yourself, 'I just don't see how this could get any worse.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1590 I have to stop thinking these dark thoughts 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1591 Tom, you should really take back what you just said. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1592 Why, after all this time, are you still holding it over my head? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1593 Eating those fast food burgers will kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1594 Do you have an aspirin, I feel a splitting headache coming on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1595 What's my risk outlook? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1596 I wouldn't complain about the service again 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1597 You just have to block out negative thoughts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1598 And so my editor said, "Getting through writer's block's a breeze . . . something will hit you." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1599 Sure am glad the building inspector gave the okay. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1600 So I told him that I have done some thinking and I don't need a life insurance... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1601 ...so she asked me, "One lump or two?" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1602 Things are looking up! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1603 My favorite song? Its now or never! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1604 If you must know, I ordered the 'Flat White'. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1605 I really don't see why we should raise the minimum wage. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1606 …barring an act of God, of course. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1607 They forgot the whipped cream again. Could this day get any worse?! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1608 If only I could get some kind of sign that things are finally looking up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1609 This headache can't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1610 I'm sure it's a reasonable offer but I just don't feel a need for life insurance just now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1611 Don't you ever get tired of the same old same old every day? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1612 Son, I've got your back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1613 Anything else, my time's about up on the meter? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1614 Me? I'm good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1615 and another thing that i don't like....................... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1616 I wish my hangover would end now! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1617 Where's the Disgruntled Barista Surprise I ordered? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1618 Let me get it this time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1619 I don't know about you, but I'm heading to the last roundup. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1620 I get it this time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1621 I have this sudden urge for a Fig Newton. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1622 You know it's nothing concrete or anything but lately I just haven't been able to shake this sense of impending doom 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1623 I hope I didn't spatter you with the coffee. The lid is hard to get off. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1624 I like one lump with my coffee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1625 After 32 years at that hell hole, I'm really looking forward to my retirement tomorrow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1626 I must reveal this horrible secret about your 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1627 This meeting was just to give you a heads up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1628 I was thinking of ordering the souffle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1629 I should have gotten a sandwich too. There's nothing worse than going to a meeting hungry. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1630 My wife and I were talking about the design for our new home. I was just telling her how much I hate masonry; and then it hit me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1631 .. and then it hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1632 I may have missed a payment on my term life...why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1633 Lately, I've felt like I'm always the last one to know. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1634 I'm tellin' you Joe, I don't know how my day can get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1635 And the crazy thing is, he never knew what hit him. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1636 Hey. You Know How Sometimes Things Just Fall In Your Lap? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1637 I'm out of ideas. If only something would hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1638 Do you ever read your horoscope? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1639 You really should have got the cappuccino its to die for! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1640 Cheer up. Every cloud has a silver lining. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1641 Well, it's time to go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1642 I'm telling you, it hit me like a brick. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1643 As I was saying, I can't imagine anything worse will happen to me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1644 I've finally gotten over that migraine I had for the last two weeks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1645 I don't know what else can go wrong. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1646 Ever hear of writer's block? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1647 It's time to cement our relationship. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1648 What were you saying a Trump win would be like? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1649 If I'm lucky I'll only serve six months. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1650 Ehh, I'll let it fall he's a Trump supporter 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1651 Between a falling brick and this coffee? I'd take the brick. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1652 No, that is just a bad idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1653 Fred ponders his opportunity for promotion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1654 You know how they say "Don't look down"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1655 Insurance?Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1656 I don't know, Jim...I just keep waiting for a sign. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1657 How come nothing ever happens to me? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1658 Are you just going to sit there and let this deal get squashed? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1659 Acme? What's that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1660 I've always believed everything happens for a reason. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1661 . . . and then, on Tuesday, I'm gonna . . . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1662 This is most likely the worst idea we have ever had. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1663 I couldn't be more concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1664 Quick! Read your fortune cookie! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1665 Things are looking up! Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1666 Trump tower. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1667 My coffee's cold ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1668 Every day we have on earth is a gift from above! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1669 I need you to watch my back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1670 You know George, I've been thinking of making a radical lifestyle change. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1671 Seriously Ted , after the morning I've had what on earth could possibly go wrong now? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1672 Could be worse. Could be raining cats and dogs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1673 Do you ever get a strange feeling that someone you really care about is in grave danger? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1674 Speaking of our business plan, did I mention building blocks? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1675 I come from the School of Hard Knocks. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1676 there is only one way to shut him up! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1677 I feel like big things are coming my way. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1678 They say cinderblocks never strike twice, so I'm not really concerned. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1679 All this caffeine is going to kill me one day. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1680 And then the waitress said: "You want a flat white? I'll give you a flat white". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1681 Diners, drive-ins, and dies. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1682 So I said, 'Where's Superman when you need him'? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1683 Why, yes, I am wearing clean underwear. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1684 Let me see if I can make my comment short enough. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1685 ''Wish I listened to Siri when she said stay home.'' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1686 I think we should have asked for a better table 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1687 I've completely hedged all my market risk to avoid the proverbial Black Swan. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1688 Nothing more painful than a $7 cup of coffee 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1689 Give me a second and it'll hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1690 Might be a good idea not to wait for your coffee to cool before you drink it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1691 Ever since I called the whistleblower hotline I've had the feeling that something big is about to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1692 So, the Doc says I'm healthy as a horse and I'll live well past 90... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1693 What excuse should i use to skip out on work today? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1694 What'sAFiveLetterWordForUntimelyDeath? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1695 Unfortunately the conclusion would continue to elude them on the subject of Kant's Causal Theory of Time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1696 Should I sign now or later? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1697 I'm not going to be able to keep this deal open for much longer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1698 "A" grade from the Department of Health. Department of Buildings, grade pending. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1699 ...and that's when I realized, she needs me, after all. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1700 Trickle-down briconomics??! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1701 She keeps giving me these signals... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1702 I think you should have said grace before eating. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1703 Let's discuss the infrastructure bill. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1704 I finally got my cholesterol down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1705 So I said to my broker "Everything you recommended been fallen all week !" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1706 So I'm thinking, "Where the hell did I leave that cinder block?!"--and then it hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1707 I hope this coffee helps me wake up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1708 I feel like I'm finally on the cusp of a big break, something really concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1709 My day has been awful, so if you have bad news, don't tell me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1710 Did Amazon mention they would be delivering your order by drone? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1711 Coffee always cures my headaches. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1712 So, I'm thinking the annuity is the best option. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1713 On the rocks. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1714 There goes the housing market..... again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1715 Not a peep, just relax and take a sip. You're worry too much. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1716 no, I've stopped saying, "it hit me like a ton of bricks" 'cuz mostly, it wasn't true. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1717 I am looking forward to retirement. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1718 Luck? I really don't believe in luck. Things happen for a reason. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1719 You should see someone about that crick in your neck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1720 ....but how likely is that, really? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1721 This crick in my neck is killing me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1722 This place is falling apart, but the food is good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1723 Heck, if you ask me, that whole karma thing is a scam. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1724 So I just wanted to give you a heads up on what's gonna go down, Murray. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1725 Ok, Ok, I get your point. You don't have to drop a ton of bricks on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1726 Mel? It's not the sugar that's gonna kill you... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1727 I keep waiting for a sign . . . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1728 I wish I could get out of having to do a presentation this afternoon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1729 Frankly, I would have preferred the roof top dining. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1730 I'm thinking I need to live more in the moment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1731 "I think I'm getting that two o'clock drowsiness."/ 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1732 There's that look again, like there's something your not telling me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1733 Fred was discussing his writers block with his editor when it suddenly hit him. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1734 Life's shor- 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1735 Do you think gravity waves are real? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1736 You're seeing things Jerry. My ex wouldn't be caught dead downtown this time of day. The traffic lowers her per hour spending average. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1737 Let's cement the deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1738 Hang on...it'll hit me any second now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1739 Goose! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1740 You were right, it really is good to the last drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1741 Cheer up, Al- the sun will come out tomorrow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1742 I think I see a solution for your long term care problem. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1743 And then it hit me... Almost like a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1744 I just don't want to die like some cartoon character. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1745 Nonsense. This place would be a great investment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1746 Yeah life's looking up. You too? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1747 So, I'm finally retiring this Friday... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1748 You have a point, Fred, but we need to think long term. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1749 What kind of diner doesn't offer a Grand Slam? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1750 Now where did I put that cinderblock? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1751 It's impossible to imagine this day getting any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1752 A "blockhead, me?" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1753 I think I deserve a rest 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1754 My advice is to live every moment like it's your last. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1755 Hell yes I could get hit by a bus tomorrow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1756 I insist! You can get the next one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1757 Forget it. I'll live. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1758 So, when Concrete Union #61 threatened to strike, I said "Go right ahead," and I hired a platoon of scabs in two flicks of a trowel. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1759 Some days you just wake up feeling invincible. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1760 I don't see anything unusual ahead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1761 No, you're wrong. It can't get any worse! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1762 I know this sounds strange, but sometimes I think Death is standing behind me, just staring. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1763 Can I have your coffee? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1764 The odds of that are small 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1765 If God were a woman, I'd be dead by now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1766 I think the sky is falling 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1767 Before I can act on this I will need something more concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1768 I'm just saying - those biscuits will kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1769 I'm worried, I hear the mob is experimenting with drones now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1770 Sometimes you're just sitting there innocently and a brick falls on your head... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1771 Yep, I finally got those migraines under control . . . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1772 You may think I'm being a Chicken Little, but... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1773 Do I have a living will or a will to live? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1774 ...and that's the story of how I, John Olerud of the Toronto Blue Jays, finally stopped wearing a batting helmet everywhere I went. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1775 Life insurance? What a racket! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1776 After thirty years of tests, I can finally share my breakthrough. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1777 I hear the company's just about to start making cuts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1778 I'm telling you, Stuart. The secret to happiness is planning. Long-term, conservative planning. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1779 So, what were you saying about Black Swan Events? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1780 Now, according to Newton, feathers and bricks fall at the same rate. But if one were to hit you . . . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1781 Your headache is about to get worse! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1782 Trust me, that is all I'm going to have to say about this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1783 Nice to do business in an actual brick and mortar store. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1784 Not getting that promotion hit me like a ton of bricks, but I'm optimistic things are going to change now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1785 Well.... I want you to know, I'm your guy to bring some real heft to the table here Bill. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1786 Quit it, George. Puns are for blockheads. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1787 wishes really do come true 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1788 I wish I had something to look forward to. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1789 It's now or never. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1790 When I get an idea it comes out of the blue. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1791 Bill, can you pay attention when I am talking to you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1792 No, I'm pretty sure it's the brick of Damocles. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1793 Sometimes I feel like a character in a roadrunner cartoon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1794 Did you read about the killer called the Cinderblock Shot Putter? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1795 I never tip for coffee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1796 I'll explain the gravity of the situation to you after this coffee; it's a life saver! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1797 I'm starting to feel like a blockhead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1798 I've no idea, but I'll know when it hits me 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1799 have you heard the one about those annoying life insurance salesmen 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1800 I guess I'm stuck with the bill... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1801 Where'd what come from? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1802 And then she said: "You can keep your money darling, I am starting my own construction business anyway." I wonder what she's up to, she hates dust. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1803 Heads or tails.................. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1804 The new building codes are really killing us construction managers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1805 I really don't think things could get any worse than they already are. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1806 I'm telling you; brick and mortar business is Dead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1807 Will you just for once restrain yourself and let me finish my sentence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1808 Boy, have I had a rough day! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1809 Do you think she will contest the divorce? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1810 You know, too much self-awareness is fatal 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1811 Do you prefer 1 lump or 2? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1812 Sure I'm unfaithful, manipulative and possessive, but like Jesus said: let he who is without sin cast the first... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1813 I think I'll take another lump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1814 Trust me, you won't need the prospectus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1815 May the ceiling fall on me if this isn't a great deal! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1816 I just can't take repeated warnings that the sky is falling seriously. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1817 Face it, we could both be dead tomorrow.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1818 I'm feeling lucky today; the market is up! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1819 I think your luck will change, in the other world. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1820 Finally, I am getting that promotion! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1821 Nothing is worse than being served stale coffee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1822 When I tell her it's destiny, she says I'm a blockhead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1823 If this isn't the best retirement plan for you, may God strike me dead! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1824 We're developing the air rights. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1825 The loss of that account hit me like a...well, you can imagine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1826 She threatened to block me on Tinder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1827 I've got an interview with a Fortune 500 headhunter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1828 If you think life is a headache now, it could be worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1829 I agree - the overhead is a definite liability. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1830 Your problem is that you're not optimistic enough. Stop thinking thinking there's danger around the corner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1831 I'm telling you, there's no such thing as fate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1832 I have long term insurance, why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1833 George, this may be your last breakfast. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1834 I recommend the duck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1835 I hear they have a killer Happy Hour. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1836 still undecided? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1837 My cat bit the dust. My kid totaled my car. What do you suppose is the third strike? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1838 Somebody put me outta my misery already! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1839 Did you just hear a "beep, beep?" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1840 Guess what, Herb. Looks like I've done everything on my bucket list. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1841 I wish I had a more concrete idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1842 Just give me one example how God could speak to us without circumventing the laws of nature. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1843 Speaking of blockheads... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1844 Relax... I hate pushy insurance salesmen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1845 Hell no. If I believed in karma, I wouldn't be where I am today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1846 Just give one single concrete example 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1847 The fortune in diamonds is hidden under the... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1848 I ordered the heavy cream. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1849 No sugar. How can I get a lump? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1850 And of that is not the truth, may God strike ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1851 I always get blocked when its time to work on these progress reports. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1852 I'll tell you the bad news first. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1853 Did you order that burger bloody? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1854 I see big things coming your way... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1855 Then she said, "Would it kill you to go out and enjoy yourself for once?" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1856 ....and that's the gist of it. Oh, and to top it off.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1857 My wife claims that she put a hex on me. Rubbish! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1858 I can't believe that tomorrow is finally my retirement day. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1859 The cartoonist must be desperate if we're going classic now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1860 Yes, but where's the concrete proof that He exists? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1861 I don't know... it's nothing concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1862 If my wife knew, she'd kill me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1863 So I told her ‘Screw you and your Gypsy curse.’ 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1864 So that's your final word on the subject? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1865 How do they get away with calling this place Starblocks? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1866 I feel writer's block coming on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1867 I don't think the calories are your biggest problem 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1868 My dream was always to build something with you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1869 BAM and then it hits you 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1870 And then she said, "you'll never see it coming . . ." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1871 The answer literally hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1872 I need a reason stronger than Trump to abandon the Republican party. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1873 My wife is still experimentong with new methods of getting my attention. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1874 If I don't have my morning coffee I get a splitting headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1875 You have no idea how happy I am that we traded seats. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1876 No, I am not worried about the crumbling infrastructure. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1877 I just know my luck has got to change. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1878 Yes, my wife is still allergic to flowers. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1879 I've finally dismissed irrational fear from my life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1880 I called him a blockhead for believing in karma. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1881 That's the last time I'm ordering a kale salad. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1882 He said “karma” like I should know what it means. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1883 Then I told Mr. Trump exactly what I thought of him... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1884 Yes, I do expect the unexpected. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1885 I'm struggling to overcome an irrational fear of impending doom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1886 I just always feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1887 So I told him again that I had enough insurance and insisted that he leave. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1888 I worry too much about my cholesterol. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1889 So when do I get my 15 minutes of fame? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1890 I guess an anvil would be passé. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1891 I violated my non-disclosure agreement. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1892 The study I just read says you can live longer if you drink more coffee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1893 Sometimes I feel about as interesting as a cinder block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1894 Do we have to decide right this second? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1895 Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to stop for coffee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1896 For once, I really feel like today is my day. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1897 Better luck next time Joe, they chose me for the position. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1898 Well, maybe not a ton, but at least one would have to hit me before I vote for that slob. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1899 I've had just about enough of this concrete jungle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1900 They say their dessert is a real blockbuster. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1901 Insurance is for suckers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1902 I'm such a klutz. I'm always spilling my coffee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1903 Drone delivery of building supplies? Never happen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1904 I'm depressed. Management told me this morning that they are offering me a retirement plan that I can't refuse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1905 I guess I'm a chip off the old block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1906 I think your coffee break's over 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1907 I mean, what else could possibly go wrong? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1908 This place will sell, just downplay it as a fixer and and emphasize the impact this older architecture makes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1909 I don't believe in gravity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1910 My wife says it's risky to drink from a styrofoam cup. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1911 Ten days mourning is enough. Hot date tonight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1912 Hey, did you forget to pay the stone masons today? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1913 I'd like to drop another ten pounds. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1914 Don't tell me the sky is falling again! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1915 The occasional doughnut won't kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1916 I just had this deja vu moment 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1917 What were you saying about tomorrow? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1918 Man, did I ever need a break! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1919 I've finally licked those nagging headaches. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1920 You're not gonna live to 50 eating all those breakfast sandwiches. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1921 So it's basically uber but for construction materials 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1922 I'am blocking that thought right now! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1923 It suddenly struck me ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1924 "After 31 years I've had a breakthrough. I've discovered the cure to all cancers. You simply combine magnesium oxide with 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1925 Some day the block grant proposal will come back to bite us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1926 I just need to come up with something really concrete, NOW! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1927 Are you getting baked or mashed potatoes? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1928 This has been the worst day of my life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1929 Ten years searching for the Holy Grail of investing, and then it hit me... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1930 This writer's block is going to kill me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1931 Oh, that again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1932 What say we skip dessert? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1933 My wife said that if she dropped a stone it would solve all our marriage problems 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1934 Oh, by the way, I landed a blockbuster deal this morning. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1935 You're right, I shouldn't worry about it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1936 So how exactly does trickle-down economics work? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1937 Your student loans are about to become less of a problem 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1938 Say Ted, how are things going with your bucket list? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1939 ... and then it hit me, like a ton of ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1940 My TED talk is - On the Job Braining. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1941 I'm a lawyer for union busters--why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1942 Excuse me. Can I be honest with you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1943 I'm waiting for a sign from above that this is a bad idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1944 I'm glad I just got coffee... I don't think I have time to eat anything. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1945 Luckily I was not laid-off today 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1946 I hear they've opened a Zumba upstairs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1947 You wanna bet the judge will postpone the trial? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1948 (thought bubble) It may not hurt that bad... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1949 Are commodities falling again? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1950 Gravity is not a fact, it's a theory. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1951 I still enjoy sitting down at this brick and mortar restaurant over takeout! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1952 Yeah, well. At least I've got my health. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1953 I'll get the tab. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1954 You can pick up the check, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1955 My best source says the merger is concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1956 So I laugh and say to him, what to are going to do , fire me? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1957 Did you just call me a brick? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1958 On second thoughts, we could skip dessert 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1959 So, is this your first time back after they renovated? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1960 Do you believe in second chances? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1961 I wonder what he did to deserve this! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1962 "So you are saying that your forecast on overhead issues is becoming increasingly urgent". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1963 I agree, Sir. Your time has come. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1964 Well, my day has been pretty flat so far... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1965 the espresso shots here give you a real jolt. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1966 I hear the 'chicken under a brick' is to die for! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1967 I feel like things can only get better from here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1968 How is your week going? "Its about to get better" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1969 Tell me more about your accidental death and dismemberment policy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1970 I'm going to start writing about whatever hits me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1971 There's a subtle difference between a "schlemiel" and a "schlimazel." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1972 This was suppose to be the 'drop-dead' date - yeah, right..... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1973 One part of the prenup hasn't kicked in yet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1974 The world's in such turmoil, I fear Doomsday is near 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1975 Aetna, of course. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1976 I would have tied it to my leg and jumped out of a boat, but this works, too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1977 Dreams do come true. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1978 Son, you may be my only heir,but you can't take over until you've learned to cut construction costs the way I have. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1979 I can’t decide whether or not to start the Zoloft. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1980 What do you mean things can always be worse? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1981 "I was hit by lightning on the golf course Saturday". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1982 Ok, ok! In the unlikely event that I die before you, you can have my vinyl collection. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1983 Now let's cement this deal and not let anything block it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1984 I'll get through this, if the roof doesn't cave in. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1985 I've blocked out an hour for lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1986 .....Chicken Little was right. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1987 Didn't you design this place? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1988 I see your point, but can I say this? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1989 It's not my fault I was born lucky. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1990 I'm saving for 30 years of retirement. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1991 I mean, what are the chances? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1992 I guess the forger needed the anvil. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1993 If they forgot the soy mild again-its just gonna ruin my whole day 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1994 What could possibly happen? My prenup incorporates every fail-safe mechanism that one can imagine. She may as well call it a day and move on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1995 Have a pen...I'm ready to sign the life insurance policy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1996 When The Mets lost the series? It was the worst thing that could ever happen to me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1997 When something hits me I just run with it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1998 So what's your opinion on life insurance? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1999 Order the frozen peas. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2000 Pay attention, I am not going to repeat myself! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2001 It was a tough afternoon, but tomorrow's another day. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2002 I know, but I'm still voting for Trump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2003 In that moment, I realized his ("his" is italicized) life was flashing before my eyes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2004 I thought it was always lightning bolts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2005 So I think I'm going to cash in my chips and spend the rest of my life working for an NGO, or maybe do organic gardening, you know, something meaningful. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2006 Life insurance ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2007 Things are finally going right for me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2008 Don't let such things go to your head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2009 What are the odds of that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2010 Mr Stevens, all I need is a quick signature in case anything unexpected happens. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2011 My favorite song? 'Right Place Wrong Time.' You? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2012 What do you mean "literally"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2013 Newton's Law? Just another example of science run amok. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2014 You know you're setting in my regular seat. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2015 Did I tell you my ex went back to school for masonry? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2016 Good to take a break from the city's chaos. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2017 Happy trails to you, too, Roy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2018 It seems like the boss has been coming down hard on me lately. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2019 We finally got around to filing our suit against Acme. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2020 Rosebud. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2021 Too much caffein was hitting Joe like a ton of bricks... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2022 Sometimes drones that deliver are a little off course 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2023 The cab missed me by inches 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2024 I've been thinking that I just might be an atheist. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2025 Decaf is better for ya 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2026 This burger is going down like a ton of bricks." "Speaking of which... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2027 I'm not a praying man, but this morning I was so down I asked for a sign from above. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2028 I'll need time to consider your insurance plan. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2029 Mind if I take your desert? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2030 I just have this feeling that I'm going to be struck with a great idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2031 Did you order a vegan burger? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2032 Buy the shares Ted....trust me.....I'm never wrong....I'm naturally lucky. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2033 What I'm about to say will change your life forever. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2034 ...so to play it safe, I'm cutting out gluten. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2035 If that's your version of a light bulb, I think its a bad idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2036 What time you got? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2037 Show me someone who can expect the unexpected, and I'll show you a successful actuary. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2038 Look, Fred, nobody really NEEDS insurance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2039 My wife says I can't complain to any more restaurant managers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2040 Well, one thing I'M sure of . . . . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2041 I have such amazing luck! Yes! Lucky Jeffrey, that's what they call me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2042 I'm telling you, I just feel more and more like Chicken Little. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2043 I'll get the check this time and you can get it the next time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2044 Life surprises you with the most unexpcted events when you least expect it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2045 Now, quit interrupting me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2046 So... What are you doing tonight? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2047 "What I'm about to tell you may save your life."$ 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2048 No pressure.....but what was that stock tip? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2049 It came down from corporate; Bob never knew what hit him 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2050 Don't worry so much, Sid; it'll never happen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2051 Infrastructure, Shminfrastructure!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2052 Hey! I just remembered where Jimmy Hoffa's buried. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2053 What'd you say? I was daydreaming. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2054 I still don't know why you asked me to switch seats. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2055 So on balance this has been a good year so far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2056 Oh, you know, tomorrow is another day! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2057 Boy, I can't shake this headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2058 Any last thoughts? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2059 I never know what to order. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2060 Tomorrow's another day! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2061 After that meeting, the day can only get better. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2062 I can't see a downside. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2063 Let me get the check. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2064 So if I buy the insurance policy now, when will it take effect? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2065 Life's short-I'm going to eat dessert first. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2066 I make it a point to anticipate everything that could possibly go wrong. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2067 It just feels like God and me haven't been on the best of terms lately... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2068 Geez, the sky is always falling with you! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2069 I'm just glad I got my cholesterol under control. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2070 As an actuary, I know all the risks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2071 If we're still not happy, it says someone from the weight staff will be in touch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2072 ...But I'm sure something will break my way soon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2073 I said Tinder not Cinder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2074 My grandfather was a 33rd degree Mason, but I think it's all Mumbo-Jumbo. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2075 Foresight got me where I am now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2076 No, things are not looking up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2077 This coffee actually is pretty good. So much for my bad feeling about this place. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2078 It's déjà vu all over again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2079 Heads up, Tom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2080 Do you think I'm paying too much for life insurance? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2081 I really feel like things are going to start looking up... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2082 Sometimes it seems like the whole world is out to get me . . . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2083 Well, the good news is my lab results came back negative... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2084 Here comes another Trump building 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2085 Never mind Frank, its probably too late. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2086 Did you forget to leave a tip last time we ate here!!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2087 I was looking for a way to cut down on construction costs and, just like that, it hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2088 A term policy through work. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2089 Waiter, Separate checks 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2090 *Should I... or Shouldn't I?" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2091 ...and not you, or anyone, or any thing is going to stop me... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2092 I believe it's your turn to pay. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2093 I just don't see any reason to look up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2094 Medical Insurance? Disability Insurance? Life Insurance? Who are they kidding?! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2095 Yeah, I'm starting to save for retirement this year. You? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2096 I've got to tell you -- the answer hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2097 DUCK! DUCK! BRICK! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2098 Deadlines are a killer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2099 I can't seem to shake this writers block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2100 Do you see what I'm talking about 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2101 Did you order anything with your coffee? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2102 I dunno, it feels like I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2103 yeah... and then it hit me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2104 Pay attention, Bob, I'm showing you the right way to dunk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2105 I think we've covered it all. Good meeting. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2106 Or may God strike dead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2107 Why do they call it a flat white? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2108 Karma's a bitch... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2109 Like you said, our new boss can be a real headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2110 Its not like all these sugars are gonna kill me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2111 Can I finish my point please? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2112 I got my cholesterol down under 200. Now what can possibly go wrong? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2113 So, how has your day been so far? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2114 One coffee in the morning gets me through anything. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2115 Have you given much thought to life insurance? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2116 I think we can save on construction costs by cutting back on hard hats 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2117 Looking ahead ... . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2118 God has a plan for everyone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2119 I'm not that worried about sugar killing me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2120 I had this mind block, and then it hit me... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2121 My book on fate is nearly finished. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2122 Something big is coming for me, I can almost feel it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2123 I lost my wife, job, life savings, at least it can't get any worse.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2124 Frankly, I find the media's continual 'sky is falling' mentality tiresome. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2125 I just beat cancer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2126 It's got too many calories, but I figure, you can get killed just crossing the street. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2127 Did you order the 'Chicken Little' pie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2128 I wouldn't worry about the promotion if I were you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2129 I'll pick up the next tab. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2130 What will it take that you adhere to our safety standards? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2131 IT'S ALL ABOUT MANAGING DOWNSIDE RISK. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2132 You say Trump engages in shoddy construction practices - well, I say where's the proof? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2133 Your not going to believe this but I think things are finally falling into place for me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2134 Seriously, those donuts'll kill ys. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2135 Without an eyewitness or a murder weapon we're gonna need something really concrete here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2136 I'm so weary of the ethereal, nuanced ways of thinking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2137 We're going to hsve to stop eating here. This place is falling apart. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2138 do you think of your glass as half empty or full? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2139 I'll start by providing you with some foundation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2140 Uh, I'd stop worrying about the other shoe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2141 What do you think Bob meant when he said he'd be dropping a big one on us today? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2142 I can't tell how lucky I feel to have someone like you to talk to." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2143 I've finally earned enough points for a free refill. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2144 ...and then--right out of the blue--it hit me... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2145 I just can't seem to shake this feeling of impending doom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2146 I'm SO boring. Just once I would like to be newsworthy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2147 What a joke, the bottom's going to fall out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2148 The good news is, I'm going to pick up the tab. But... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2149 Whatever you do, don't look up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2150 He's not that hard headed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2151 You appear not to be listening! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2152 Speaking of your wife, does she like dinner and a movie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2153 I know it's stupid, but I constantly feel like something terrible is about to happen to me... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2154 Actually, I wouldn't worry about what she thinks about your appearance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2155 So, your advice would be to sell immediately. Really? You sure? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2156 What's our drop-dead date for the Flanders contract? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2157 My wife thinks that being a Trump supporter will turn me into a blockhead! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2158 I run a hedge fund. I don't believe in karma. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2159 It's funny; every single thing has been going my way lately. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2160 What the... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2161 My financial planner assures me that I'm not really in any danger for the near term. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2162 The witness protection program works really well. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2163 I've always been interested in free masonry. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2164 Not now, Bob- I just thought of the best caption ever - I've been waiting for this day my whole life! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2165 I just wish I had proof of the gravity of the situation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2166 Maybe I should try the duck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2167 I've been thinking about building a wall. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2168 So I figure, if my fund manager thinks things are taking a turn for the better, then who am I to argue? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2169 The meaning of life finally hit me...and if I could, I'd hit back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2170 I wonder if these coffee lids are BPA-free. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2171 I couldn't make any sense of it, and then it hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2172 Well, I think you should reconsider your position. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2173 No, not a dark cloud, exactly... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2174 Me? I'm long on "infrastructure". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2175 I ate way too much but it hasn't hit me yet! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2176 So - We have a verbal contract -Right ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2177 There's no way he can get Mexico to pay for it...and building supplies don't just magically fall from the sky. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2178 …I mean, it's not like a cinderblock is going to fall on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2179 Did you check your horoscope this morning? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2180 I think Trump would make a great president. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2181 The diet's going great. I haven't had anything heavy for two weeks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2182 Schwindler will retire soon and then we can talk about you becoming a partner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2183 Their drop down menu has a glitch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2184 Just bought a lucky charms factory. How about you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2185 When did you say you're supposed to see Hamilton? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2186 She said life with me was too uneventful. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2187 Doing my taxes at the last minute is stressful. I heard Block could help clear my head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2188 This coffee tastes like mortar 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2189 I probably have been a little too Chicken Little lately. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2190 Very little surprises me anymore. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2191 ...and that's why I'm an atheist. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2192 I'm telling you, I dodged a bullet with THAT trade Stan. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2193 Never thought much of Issac Newton 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2194 And then she said, "Don't worry about it, I forgive you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2195 Sara said i should have seen it coming. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2196 I'd like a concrete answer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2197 So this cartoon coyote keeps following me around. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2198 Today's my last day at work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2199 He actually called me a "Blockhead" at the meeting 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2200 I can't help feeling that change is in the air. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2201 So Cheryl and I have been checking out retirement communities. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2202 Sorry, what did you just say about the duck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2203 Yes I am accident prone. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2204 Nothing could be worse than this headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2205 So, anyway, I've decided to sue the garage over a scratch I found on my car. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2206 Sometimes an idea hits me like a bolt from the blue." "Or.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2207 I think it says ACME. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2208 What's with the look, John? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2209 I thought it would be a shoe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2210 Well, so much for all your long-term financial planning. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2211 How safe an investment? You'd have a better chance of a concrete block hitting you in a cafe, than lose on this one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2212 For years I searched for the meaning of life. Then it hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2213 I'd like to put you in charge of our crisis management team, effective immediately. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2214 I can't begin to describe how bad this divorce feels. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2215 I have some bad news. I going to ask the board to terminate your services this afternoon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2216 Do you know the man upstairs? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2217 Last night I told Susan I want a divorce. She took it surprisingly well. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2218 Ever feel like you just need to get out from under? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2219 Last night my wife called me a blockhead, wtf? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2220 I think you meant to download Tinder, not Cinder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2221 You can't deny he builds great buildings. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2222 She left me. She says I exaggerate, that no one's luck is as bad as I claim. Any ideas on how I can win her over? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2223 Fortunately, I don't have writer's block anymore 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2224 Carpe nanosecond. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2225 No, I don't think Jane knows about the divorce yet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2226 So I told her, I don't believe in curses. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2227 Things are really starting to look up for me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2228 "Really, what could be worse than Trump? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2229 For some reason I just have no interest in this presidential race. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2230 I'm thinking cinder block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2231 Come on, saying that you have a writer's block is just an excuse to avoid writing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2232 "Drop down, ye heavens, from above." Isaiah 45:8 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2233 Barbara says I need to be more self-aware. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2234 You never know when a good idea might hit you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2235 This is fine, but you've probably never heard of my favorite coffee shop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2236 This taste bitter to you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2237 No...I'm pretty sure it's called Tinder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2238 It's a prop for a New Yorker cartoon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2239 Did you order the Chicken Little? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2240 TOMORROW, I'LL BUY 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2241 . . . so I splurged on the Ferrari, 'cause life's too short. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2242 I would suggest that you move on that caption contest idea post haste 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2243 Coffee's cold. I won't be coming here again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2244 If it's not one damn thing, it's another! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2245 I'm the luckiest man in the world... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2246 Jones, we're going to have to start from the ground up on this one, a block at a time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2247 I'm just waiting for the other brick to fall. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2248 Karma?....Really? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2249 Suddenly, it hit me like... . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2250 These old industrial spaces are amazing! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2251 But Hell. Y'know what they say, ' Every dark cloud...' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2252 You didn't tip either? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2253 How much did you tip the waiter? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2254 "Donald, did you read your horoscope today? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2255 As you know, subtlety is not my strong suit... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2256 I've been having these headaches. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2257 What are the odds? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2258 What lump ? Sugar's not good for me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2259 Yes, I remember. I asked for one lump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2260 My wife wants a divorce. My boss wants me to resign. What else can happen? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2261 Do you really believe anyone can predict the future? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2262 Here it is, Aquarius: "A smashing event will change your life". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2263 I'll believe in 'climate change' when something concrete happens. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2264 Food trucks shmood trucks--nothing beats a brick and mortar restaurant. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2265 Just ask God to show you a sign, Bob, and He will. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2266 I'd like some concrete answers as soon as possible. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2267 Glad your sister is so understading and invited me here to discuss that affair. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2268 Stocks are dropping, bonds are dropping- 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2269 Lunch is getting pretty boring... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2270 My therapist says "Live every moment of life as if it's your last." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2271 You know, I think you have to make sure a restaurant has banned tipping before you decide not to leave one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2272 'I can't escape the feeling that if I support Trump something terrible will happen.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2273 How would you rate the ambiance? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2274 You know what I like about the street food business? No overhead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2275 I tell you, I feel like a great weight has just been lifted from my shoulders. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2276 There is really no good time to tell your best friend you are in love with his wife. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2277 Well, compared to the convention this should be a breeze 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2278 Great food. Lousy atmosphere. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2279 I believe you make your own luck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2280 Things couldn't be better, thanks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2281 I'm just not feeling good about today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2282 I'm telling you, Frank, you're in for a rude awakening with all that gluten and read meat... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2283 I never tip the barista. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2284 Thanks for switching spots with me. The A/C above that seat was killing me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2285 Tut, tut! Looks like pain 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2286 God don't want no scrubs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2287 It's been a long day. I wish I had something harder than this juice. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2288 All science is just theory. Take gravity for instance . . . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2289 Could you ever see yourself having my job? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2290 So the weatherman actually got one right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2291 You got yours for here, I got mine to go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2292 That's good, but I need something concrete! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2293 They raised the premium on my life insurance policy, so l canceled it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2294 Of course they want me to direct the sequel! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2295 We shaved the materials budget, be we feel good about the bottom line. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2296 ... and that's the truth, may God strike me dead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2297 Think I'll knock off early today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2298 Unlike me, she was always a 'sky is falling' pessimist. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2299 Any regrets 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2300 You just don't understand the gravity Of the situation! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2301 The price of coffee these days... It hits ya like a tonne of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2302 We should have eaten at the next block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2303 The coffee's great but the decor here is too heavily brick-a-bac. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2304 This day cannot get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2305 How's it feel to hear I slept with your wife, 'Mr. Alleged Clairvoyant Magician'... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2306 So, I've been very concerned about the anvil shortage. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2307 What's this item about ceiling repair? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2308 And I said, 'Babe, it's LA, who needs an umbrella?' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2309 This may sound strange but this is the best day I've had in years 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2310 I feel good. Like there is nothing hanging over my head anymore. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2311 Ugh -- decaf. Now I'm gonna have a headache all day. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2312 I keep waiting for a sign that she hasn't given up on us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2313 What exactly is a karma chameleon anyway? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2314 You have no idea how good it feels to be out from under suspicion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2315 So I said to myself, 'What's the worst that can happen?' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2316 When was the last time you had a sense of foreboding? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2317 So...when does the insurance policy kick in? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2318 I guess this one's on you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2319 Relax--what could go wrong? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2320 Cream in the coffee is nice, but skim milk is healthier. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2321 I'm really concerned about a huge crash. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2322 I'm a big-picture thinker. Why should I focus on more immediate issues? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2323 I feel like the sky is falling 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2324 Some people need to be hit with a ton of bricks before they realize their New Yorker cartoon captions just aren't funny. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2325 I don't get it. I thought he said the Kenyan blend had a hard finish. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2326 Yeah, that was my wife calling. I never take her calls. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2327 It's like I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2328 Looks like a woman finally broke through that glass ceiling of yours. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2329 Nothing. What are you doing tonight? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2330 I'm having the pancake. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2331 I need another donut like I need a hole in the head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2332 Thank God, he hasn't signed it yet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2333 Harrison, that's what I like about you - so optimistic! Always looking up! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2334 I'll tell you man. If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2335 Can things get any worse today? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2336 I'm dying of boredom, Bill. Nothing ever happens. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2337 Well, I know I should consider something more concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2338 I wished for a ton of bricks, but this is fine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2339 ...and I said, 'George, you're wrong. What do you need; a brick upside the head to see the Truth?' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2340 Theres absolutely nothing that can go wrong with this plan. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2341 May God strike me down if I'm wrong. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2342 You will get that job over my dead body, 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2343 I built this place. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2344 It's 'Dunkin' Donuts', not 'Duck' - why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2345 And then she called me a blockhead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2346 I don't really understand the point of the story to this show... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2347 My broker's view of the stock market sounds like Chicken Little. He thinks the sky is falling! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2348 I favor the top-down approach. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2349 It's kind of like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop---only worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2350 I'll tell ya Ned, all this tax stuff is giving me a migraine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2351 I think Damocles was a family name. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2352 Barring any unforeseen circumstances... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2353 Gary, I feel that now is the appropriate time to tell you that your wife and I have been having an affair. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2354 Duck? No, I'm strictly Vegan. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2355 You really should cut down on the fatty foods. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2356 May God strike me dead if I'm not telling you the honest truth! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2357 It's no secret. I take everyday as it comes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2358 I feel real lucky today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2359 I'm glad I didn't send my wrap back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2360 You know those days when nothing goes right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2361 You're overlooking the gravity of the situation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2362 How many visits to your next reward? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2363 For years I struggled with the meaning of life . . . then it hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2364 The gods must have noticed your light headed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2365 the divorce went well, don't you think ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2366 I finally told Barbara it's over. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2367 So, now I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2368 It's nothing concrete, just an overwhelming existential fear. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2369 How about them bricks? I mean Knicks! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2370 Do you know how the Feds cracked the iPhone? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2371 Usually something hits you like a pile of bricks, but I don't know what a lone cinder block means. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2372 My favorite cartoon? I've always been partial to Krazy Kat. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2373 You won't believe what happened today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2374 You know, I sometimes wonder where I'll be in 20 years. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2375 Well, there'll be concrete evidence that it wasn't me who did it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2376 They say the coffee in here has got some kick to it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2377 I guess I'm not having a bad day after all. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2378 I'm not going to get those revenue reports in on time, am I, George? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2379 Knock on wood - the divorce has been very amicable so far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2380 Eat here long enough and it'll kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2381 Sometimes it feels like I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2382 How'd you wanna go? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2383 So, David, I've decided to put you back in my will. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2384 Did I ever wish I had Spidey sense? Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2385 Your proposal is a little heavy handed 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2386 I'd like to say that it can't get any worse, but... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2387 I'm sure of one thing--I'll never vote for Trump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2388 Isn't life just random? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2389 Boy, this writer's block is really killing me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2390 It's a cinderblock isn't it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2391 This is one of those days when you have to wonder what the hell else can go wrong? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2392 You ask me if Lilly has ever cheated on me? I know for a fact that my wife has always been faithful to me. So Mike why do you ask. ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2393 You're the last person who should be giving me a 'Heads up.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2394 Guess my geolocation app is off by about 3 feet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2395 No...nothing going on in my life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2396 Have you ever had that feeling...? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2397 Surprisingly, I've had worse dates. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2398 Lately, I've been feeling this enormous weight over me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2399 I probably should have eaten the chef's special instead of sending it back to the kitchen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2400 Things have really fallen off around here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2401 And so I said, "well, where do you think you're going to get a brick?" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2402 Are you going through a divorce? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2403 We've been close for years...but they can't keep both of us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2404 Okay, I'll give you a concrete example. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2405 Yeah, but you can get killed crossing the street. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2406 Man. I feel a headache coming on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2407 I'm getting to that age when I realize I don't have all the time in the world. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2408 I'm telling you Jim, I am sick of all the headaches! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2409 Should have tipped. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2410 Just a second, it'll come to me 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2411 Brick & mortar just isn't relevant anymore. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2412 I need some excitement in my life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2413 They're going to make me department head, just watch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2414 Bert, I never remember...is it schadenfreude or schatenfreude? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2415 Do you think the April Fools pranks are getting out of hand this year? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2416 How risky could it be if I continued to deny science? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2417 Do you ever have those days, when the whole world seems to coming down around you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2418 Before the recession that would've been a piano 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2419 If you have time tomorrow, I'll talk with Marge tonight and then we can sign that insurance policy. Will that work for you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2420 No, three strings should hold it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2421 Then she said, 'I believe you'. How lucky is that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2422 Goodbye Frank. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2423 At times like these, I wish I wasn't a statistician. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2424 What'da you think about the new high-rises in the neighborhood? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2425 Er, lean in? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2426 The lunch in this place is knockout 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2427 Is there a problem? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2428 Wha'd ya say? You called me a blockhead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2429 So I told him, 'At least I'm not a construction worker...' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2430 So I got that going for me... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2431 So the punk cuts me off... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2432 You should have seen that construction worker's face when I told him to stop oogling my secretary. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2433 Oh God, I was kidding! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2434 I wouldn't wait on the cream and sugar if I were you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2435 Will? Why would I need a will? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2436 I think I can offer you some concrete advice. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2437 Stanley, you're not paying attention. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2438 I can't seem to lose this sense of impending doom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2439 I just remembered the good news that I wanted to tell you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2440 Full cash offer with no contingencies 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2441 I guess a 25% tip won't kill me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2442 This is your classic brick and mortar store. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2443 When you least expect it, an idea will hit you like a brick. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2444 I'm sensing a disturbance in the force. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2445 My ex has been in a much better mood since she went to see a fortune teller. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2446 That's when it hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2447 Like I said, I am all for busting the unions 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2448 Think I'll skip dessert. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2449 I finally got rid of my migraines. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2450 Look out, here comes Cindy Block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2451 My wife says I've become a doom and gloom Republican. What the hell does she know? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2452 I think something big is going to happen soon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2453 Nice knowing you! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2454 I don't play the odds. I deal with the here and now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2455 It's all about location and timing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2456 I'm more of an anti-mason myself. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2457 Yes, Obama Care. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2458 My wife thinks I need to find a purpose in life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2459 I wonder why the Board of Health only rates this place as a "C"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2460 Actually, more of a hoper really than a believer. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2461 Cindy? Who's Cindy? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2462 and then it hit me, life happens when you least expect it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2463 You know that cookie will kill you, don't you ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2464 The building market will crash. Be ready. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2465 I agree. In this global market it's not a matter of if, but when. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2466 If you see something, say something 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2467 There are drawbacks to having a magnetic personality. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2468 That's why I went vegan, the trans fats will kill ya. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2469 The block of bankruptcies is a family curse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2470 So, when will the new reconstruction contract be signed? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2471 "Heads" what? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2472 Say it--Don't spray it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2473 Yeah,I definitely feel a change of luck is in the air! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2474 Could you get the bill? I'm close to being broke. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2475 Coyote? Where? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2476 Believe me Frank, I've been around the block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2477 So I'm just walking down the street, minding my own business, and this bird poops on my head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2478 I've told you a 100 times...I really HATE Downton Abbey. It's no big deal. OK? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2479 ...and then I told my wife I wasn't being hard-headed about it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2480 I think everything's finally falling into place. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2481 I lost my job, my friends and family think I'm a loser, my dog ran away... What have I got to lose? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2482 New England Life, why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2483 Whoa....did you just call me a BLOCKHEAD! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2484 I finally met Tabitha's parents. Her mom's a teacher and her dad's a mason. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2485 I really think my luck is about to turn around. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2486 Have you ever found yourself in a place where you feel you're just waiting for a sign? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2487 I heard that one of us is getting downsized 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2488 God strike me dead if I'm lying 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2489 This is a no-brainer, Hal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2490 We separated on amicable terms. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2491 Sometimes it's like "I should'a stayed in bed..." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2492 Que sera, sera. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2493 My job is great, kids are great, wife is great life is really looking up 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2494 Be careful what you wish for. Killed by idiom! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2495 Revenge of the glass ceiling 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2496 So you say you have a contingency for anything unforeseen? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2497 Monday mornings are so boring. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2498 You have a will? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2499 Life's a crapshoot-I took a flyer on the Phillies at 300 to 1. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2500 Hah! My horoscope says “Avoid coffee today.” 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2501 ''I've had some bad luck, but I refuse to believe I'm unlucky.'' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2502 Guess what? I won the lottery today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2503 I'LL PICK UP THE CHECK NEXT TIME 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2504 ... but - as they say - all's well that ends well... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2505 Why don't you ever look at me when we talk? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2506 And if Donald Trump isn't the best candidate of the whole pack, may a great cinder block strike me on the head RIGHT NOW! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2507 No, its PENNIES from heaven. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2508 Oh, come on, Phil! April Fool's Day was last week. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2509 ...but if somebody else slips on a banana peel, that's funny. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2510 Life's a brick: you get laid and run into a wall. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2511 And then this clown tried to sell me life insurance. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2512 You just never know, do you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2513 Why do you keep calling me Damocles? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2514 Did you know this place is closing? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2515 You wouldn't believe what my horoscope said today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2516 What do you think God will say when he hears I'm voting for Trump? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2517 When I get a great idea, it hits me like a ton of bricks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2518 Do you think I'm too pessimistic? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2519 Some days I don't feel like getting up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2520 I just need a sign 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2521 And that's my final offer 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2522 That brings us to item number six on your expense report...'cinder block booby-trap'. I'll have to disallow that as well! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2523 I am a pessimist by nature, it is true. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2524 Yes Rick, I do know what irony is but I fail to see how that relates to you being a block head. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2525 So I finally broke up with Bellatrix last night. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2526 Did you ever wake up with the feeling something big was gonna happen? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2527 My problem has always been I'm too theoretical. I just have no talent for concrete thinking! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2528 Let me tell you, it's been a hell of a day! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2529 Anything weighing on your mind? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2530 Who are you calling a blockhead? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2531 I hear overhead is coming down. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2532 Ever feel like nothing is going your way? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2533 You worry about tomorrow too much. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2534 At least now I have a reason to be late to work. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2535 I told him not to send back the soup. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2536 Did you ever wake up feeling like nothing bad could possibly happen today? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2537 Trust me. Life insurance is a sucker's bet. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2538 Then he called me a blockhead. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2539 I feel lucky today 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2540 What's wrong? You look like you just saw a falling block of concrete. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2541 Yes, my life insurance premiums are paid up. Why? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2542 Nah, a light bulb isn't pragmatic. It isn't achievable. At least with a cinder block, you know what you're getting. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2543 You shouldn't have complained about your tea. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2544 Well at least your rain cloud is gone. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2545 You're right. There's nothing you can do. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2546 I just won the lottery. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2547 Have you been following the concussion studies from the NFL? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2548 "Don't even try talking me out of it, I'm getting out of the construction business once and for all". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2549 Are you going to finish that sandwich or keep staring at that cinder block for the rest of our meal? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2550 Did you see the way that old gypsy looked at me? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2551 The concept here is brilliant: replace the waitresses with drones. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2552 It's like we're stuck choosing between a bullet or poison. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2553 I was trying to remember her name, and then it hit me... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2554 Can you give me just a moment? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2555 Thanks for blocking some time out with me today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2556 I don't get irony. It's gotta just hit me over the head. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2557 You can die if you keep eating that stuff! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2558 Any new ideas on ways to test the new NFL concussion protocols? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2559 It's rude to talk with your mouth full. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2560 I just know my luck's gonna change soon. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2561 This latte better be worth it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2562 Can't remember. Mental block. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2563 Et tu, Blocke'? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2564 ------if I'm not telling the truth. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2565 I'm warning you, Harry. The sky really is falling this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2566 Ever feel like you're sitting under the sword of Damocles? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2567 My shrink suggested that I fast-track my upstairs renovation and enjoy it longer. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2568 This wills you all but pen just conked out. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2569 The "chicken little special" isn't sitting well with me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2570 So then, suddenly, it hits me! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2571 Do you ever wake up feeling lucky? I feel like today's my lucky day. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2572 Ya know, I've felt like nothing has been heading my way today . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2573 You never know when inspiration will hit you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2574 I don't care what my wife says, spending our life savings on those hair plugs has really paid off. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2575 Is it a deal? Yes or. No 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2576 O.K., confession time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2577 That pastry will kill you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2578 If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me down right now. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2579 I don't know what the answer is either, kid. I'm just waiting for it to finally hit me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2580 Keep you lid on. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2581 Actually, some laws can't be changed. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2582 Today couldn't get any worse. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2583 It's not duck, it's chicken. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2584 I'm afraid we are out of time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2585 I'm telling you. Life is a crapshoot. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2586 Someone broke the glass ceiling again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2587 You said you wanted your ashes spread in the Carribean? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2588 Argh, they are killing me -- they put soy instead of skim again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2589 The Cubs are going to win it all. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2590 Gimme a sec; it's just a mental block. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2591 and that should be the last thing on my list that's hanging over my head... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2592 My mental block's a killer. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2593 Yes I did say the food here is to die for. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2594 That sandwich is going to hit you like a falling cinderblock. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2595 Did someone just yell heads up? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2596 I hope I get his office. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2597 Thank God my dad taught me to plan for the future. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2598 I've finally made my peace with the man upstairs. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2599 I expect the sword of Damocles to fall at any moment. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2600 God, schmod. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2601 I am just looking for a sign why we shouldn't invest in a Chipotle Franchise. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2602 I'm a cartoonist. What do you do? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2603 About that meeting...I don't think we have to worry. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2604 My friends may threaten to BLOCK me, but I'm not going to stop sharing political posts on Facebook! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2605 Let's get this to go. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2606 I would try anything to get rid of my migraine. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2607 No. I haven't noticed an alarming increase in construction accidents. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2608 I just need a few days off. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2609 At least I get to choose my own provider. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2610 Did you tell me that you wrote a rather scathing article about Trump on Facebook! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2611 This may not be the time, but have you ever been hit by a ton of bricks? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2612 trust me, dude, a Trump candidacy is gonna be great for the Democrats 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2613 My employer dropped my insurance and I still can't get on that damn Government web sight. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2614 So! you think things are suddenly looking up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2615 I don't have a lawyer, why do you ask? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2616 Wait- it's Tuesday... let me guess... a cinder block? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2617 I finally beat my addiction to Tetris. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2618 Thankfully, it's only a metaphor. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2619 And it was then that Bob realized what could be worse than missing the seasonal decorations on his coffee cup. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2620 Did I ever tell you the story of my being struck by lightning? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2621 Are you saying you see something I don't see .. again? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2622 This chef takes chicken-under-a-brick a little too far 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2623 Gerald, um, I think you might want to watch out. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2624 I can feel it coming, Eddie. I'm a great songwriter and I know I'm lined up for a really big hit. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2625 Dontcha hate it when folks drop in unannounced? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2626 Do you think the chef saw my negative Yelp rating.... Uh yeah. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2627 it's like nothing ever happens, you know ... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2628 I just don't see any future for me at the firm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2629 So you really didn't mind my getting the promotion? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2630 I can't believe they put whole milk in my soy latte. This day could NOT get any worse... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2631 Do you have a minute? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2632 Sometimes I feel like the sky is falling down, but only on me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2633 Hard work got me to where I am, Jim, not luck. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2634 I'm a little reluctant to go ahead with the divorce, knowing she will get half ? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2635 Luckily he's hard headed. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2636 I'm tired of being afraid. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2637 What's cheaper whole life or term. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2638 After last week, how bad could things get? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2639 I just need to complete their customer satisfaction survey. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2640 So what you're trying to tell me is that I didn't tip enough? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2641 Everything depends on being at the right place at the right time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2642 Yes I do believe in karma—why? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2643 You'll never guess what my daily horoscope says. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2644 Those carbs are going to kill you someday. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2645 Meyers and Jacoby originally met to discuss selling Amway. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2646 That block of angry tweets from the Cloud should be coming in any time now. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2647 I never thought the aggregate would fall so fast ! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2648 Got one of those standing desks. Gonna add years to my life. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2649 Moving to the city has been great for me--everything is just a block away. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2650 The Triple-Shot Caramel Latte Surprise. You? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2651 …and the penalty for self-insuring is miniscule compared to the premiums I am avoiding in the long run. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2652 I am going to go to my grave with the recipe for grandma's secret sauce. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2653 So you're saying things are starting to look up for me? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2654 And if I'm lying, may God strike me dead. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2655 That bagel's going to sit like a brick in your stomach. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2656 Just then, as if by magic... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2657 Mason, that's the oldest trick to distract me and have a laugh. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2658 Gravity? Pssh, it's just a theory! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2659 She finally said "yes!" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2660 Maybe God will send a sign. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2661 Nothing ever changes 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2662 Heaviness descends from the heights, don't you think? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2663 Doesn't your ex wife work upstairs? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2664 You don't want to know what a day I had ... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2665 I told you we should wait until the glue dries. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2666 Do you mind taking the check just this once? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2667 Nice to relax...absolutely nothing has been going my way today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2668 Okay, I will purchase life insurance. Just please stop with the suggestive morbid stories. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2669 Aha! I think we know why the building inspectors were outside. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2670 Bob, I gotta say, the decor here is stunning. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2671 For my inspection I'm giving this coffee shop a perfect rating for cleanliness and safety. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2672 What exactly was that waiver you signed walking in? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2673 Yes, but why now? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2674 I couldn't afford the sword. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2675 For the life of me, I can't imagine anything worse than a President Trump. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2676 I have this ominous feeling -- like someone's watching me through the window. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2677 That's about as likely as getting hit on the head by a cinder block. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2678 I'll find the next big thing if it kills me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2679 MetLife. Why do.....? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2680 Suddenly this world saving thought hit me like a brick. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2681 Mallard! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2682 ... all of which leaves me searching for some kind of a sign. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2683 When I want to feel alive I dip my fingers in hot coffee. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2684 Boy do I have bad luck - today was his turn to pay for lunch ! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2685 It doesn't seem like a serious threat. I'm sure it will fizzle out soon. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2686 I guess I should have been nicer to that server, but at least she gave me a good seat, 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2687 On second thought, I think I will upgrade my life insurance policy 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2688 You better watch the Reubens, George. Pastrami will kill you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2689 I know it's irrational, but I have this sense of dread . . . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2690 Those global warming idiots are like chicken little! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2691 So I said to the construction worker, "Can't you hurry this job up?" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2692 I don't think it's the other shoe you have to worry about. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2693 Are you almost finished? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2694 Let me get the check this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2695 There's an old saying about some guy being a chip off the old block.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2696 O-negative. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2697 I don't think you understand the gravity of my situation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2698 I don’t believe in tipping. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2699 Hey! They finally got my order right! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2700 My boss is a real blockhead 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2701 Just hit me with it, John. I promise it won't be over my head. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2702 It's my turn to by the coffee. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2703 My ideas always hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2704 I think things are finally falling into place. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2705 But on a lighter note... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2706 My wife wants to cement our relationship, whatever that means. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2707 No, I don't think a little coffee is going to kill you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2708 So anyway, I opted out of COBRA. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2709 Well, he is a blockhead. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2710 Finally, everything is looking up for me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2711 No, I don't believe in insurance. Why? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2712 What dou you mean the future isn't bright? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2713 ...so I told her "you think a brick layer can make you happy?!" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2714 I just feel like I'm due for a life-changing experience. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2715 Quick, make a wish. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2716 i don't know about you, but I'm ready to cement this deal. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2717 I don't get "interesting" surprises. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2718 So, how is the remodeling going in your office upstairs? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2719 Did you ever have one of those days where nothing goes right? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2720 should i tell him?.. nahhh 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2721 I hope you're wearing clean underwear 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2722 Your lucky day. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2723 "What's the problem"? "Oh, nothing". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2724 We make our own luck. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2725 I can't drink coffee. It's bad for my health. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2726 I agree. If you see something, say something. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2727 So I said to myself, "Why don't I just spend the rest of the day getting stoned?" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2728 And then this jerk from accounting said, "Live every day like it was your last." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2729 Oh good! It looks like the housing market is rebounding. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2730 You have something on your mind. What's going on? Is there something you're not telling me? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2731 And suddenly it hit me... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2732 That's not what I meant when I suggested the restaurant have exposed brick... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2733 I'm just going to march right in there and make it clear that I'm not going anywhere. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2734 Yes, I did order the duck. You don't need to yell about it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2735 Well, according to this, nothing could possibly go wrong. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2736 Penny for your thoughts. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2737 ...And I told her, honey, just trust my 6th sense about these things...it'll all be fine. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2738 Things are gonna get worse before they get better. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2739 I hear this place wasn't supposed to open until tomorrow. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2740 It'll eventually sink in. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2741 Jim, I'm not falling for your 'made you look' game again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2742 Wow, almost spilled my coffee! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2743 I wonder if I'll get the corner office... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2744 Remember when you said it would rain cinder blocks before Trump became the nominee? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2745 Good news! I think my stocks have bottomed out and are finally going up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2746 Calm down, I still have a couple of seconds. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2747 I had an important point to make, but I didn't actually mean to hit you over the head with it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2748 My wife and I are having an amicable divorce. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2749 On second thought, I wouldn't worry about that second spoonful of sugar.. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2750 Everything OK Harry? You look a little distracted. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2751 Did you ever get that feeling, like finally, your ship has come in? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2752 The good news is, at least this day can't get any worse. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2753 Hang on, it'll come to me in a just a sec... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2754 Dan, they sky is falling back at the office, and I don't think casting your eyes Heavenward will get us the help we need! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2755 The fixtures are tacky but I like the exposed brick. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2756 No, I was an thinking open-face turkey sandwich, not duck; why? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2757 The wife says I'm just being maudlin with these thoughts of impending doom... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2758 It's the house decaf, but the first sip still gives you that big caffeine hit. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2759 Sometimes I wonder if I should switch to decaf. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2760 Since switching to decaf the headaches have disappeared. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2761 ...but I do feel there is a correction coming 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2762 Show me something concrete and then we'll talk. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2763 Is there anything else I can show you to convince you to buy this insurance policy? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2764 Do you ever get the feeling that it's all tumbling down? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2765 Do you think I should have tipped on the tax? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2766 I feel a migraine coming 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2767 Son, if you work hard, you get rewarded. Luck has nothing to do with it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2768 and I don't know when I'm just gonna get take a hint... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2769 I should be so lucky 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2770 I still don't see why we should spend our dear dollars on research on anti gravity... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2771 Last week was so tough. It was like being hit by a ton of bricks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2772 Materials to build a wall of that size don't just fall out of the sky, ya know? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2773 Every time I eat here I leave with a headache. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2774 Yeah I get it. It's not like you've got to hit me with a brick! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2775 Thanks for listening, I feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulders. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2776 Yes, I take one lump with my tea. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2777 The company name is Damocles and Sons - we're branching out into construction. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2778 Apparently,... things are looking up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2779 At first I thought that was pepper on my toast. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2780 And if I'm lying, may a ..... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2781 How's the burger? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2782 God would have to drop a block of concrete on my head before I would ever vote for a woman. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2783 I know exactly what you are going to say. I should not have whistled at that construction worker. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2784 My doctor says that by substituting the cream with soy milk, I should add a couple years to my life. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2785 I am not sure that you understand the gravity of the situation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2786 I need the caffeine but it usually gives me a headache 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2787 You already paid the check, RIGHT??? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2788 I know it's a small thing, but I switched to decaf this morning. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2789 So that's the end of my story. How's things with you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2790 I'm just telling you this as a heads-up... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2791 Sheesh! You'd think nobody'd ever asked her for a double tall half-caf, ristretto mocha, no foam almond milk 170 degree latte in a Venti cup before! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2792 I'm sorry...did you just call me a block head? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2793 These days one never knows what might fall from the sky! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2794 I don't know what it is, but it just keeps going through my mind. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2795 It's hard to realize how charmed a life we lead. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2796 Amazing how a great cup of coffee can brighten your whole outlook. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2797 Son of a bitch! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2798 The coffee comes with an extra jolt that goes to your head. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2799 My therapist says I keep putting women on a pedestal and then the world comes crashing down on me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2800 Today can't get any worse. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2801 Sometimes I feel like I need to be hit by a one of brick to get going. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2802 Everything happens for a reason--what nonsense! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2803 Can you repeat that slowly so I can understand you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2804 You ever get the feeling that the whole world's out to get you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2805 Those macchiatos will kill ya. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2806 You know, there's something that's been weighing on my mind... . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2807 I woke up feeling unlucky this morning - I wonder why. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2808 I know the guy has a murderous attitude, but he did say he would drop in. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2809 I'm so tired of all this Chicken little, the-sky-is-falling nonsense... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2810 Let's put this on your credit card. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2811 You probably want that to go. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2812 No, I mean it. Nothing's worse than being hit with writer's block. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2813 What could be worse than falling interest rates? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2814 I'd rather be hit in the head than vote for that guy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2815 Going forward I'd like a more concrete notion in my head. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2816 I mean, relax. Its not as if the sky is falling. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2817 Maybe sitting at a new table will change my luck. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2818 Well, yes, but my feeling of impending doom seems something other than just political. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2819 Karma's a what? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2820 I never get chosen for anything. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2821 I have term life. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2822 I've worked out an exit strategy, but I don't have time to share the details. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2823 You know that feeling when it just hits you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2824 Also, I'm worried all this coffee will kill me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2825 I just didn't see it coming . . . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2826 Hold on a sec, I want to Instagram my coffee. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2827 I asked for two lumps and I got one! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2828 My insurance company? It used to be New England Life. Why? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2829 Ever had the feeling the sky is falling? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2830 I don't think this day can get any worse. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2831 That's going to leave a mark 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2832 'Nothing surprises me anymore.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2833 Ever since I wrote that bad "Yelp" review I keep thinking they are going to poison my coffee. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2834 You think I should play the lottery today? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2835 Yes, cost containment is important. But sometimes low overhead can create real headaches. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2836 Sign Here, Quick! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2837 So what does my fortune cookie say? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2838 Williams quickly regretted calling his colleague an ignorant blockhead. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2839 Well, Jesus was a carpenter, so maybe there's something to Trump being in construction. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2840 These Karma Koffee baristas never give me the number of lumps I request. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2841 ..and then Schrödinger said that the cat is both alive and dead at the SAME time. How is that even possible?!? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2842 Overall, I think Myrna took the news about my having an affair quite well. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2843 It hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2844 On the bright side, my good luck charm business is finally picking up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2845 God help me, I neglected to stir my coffee. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2846 My life feels so predictable of late. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2847 Nothing heavy for me today I think. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2848 After admitting the shortcuts we took building this place, I feel like a great weight has been taken off my shoulders. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2849 Who you callin' a blockhead? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2850 Ah Jerry, the Sky "Is Falling." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2851 I've requested drone delivery for all materials. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2852 Do you know what's ironic? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2853 I just feel like the whole world is collapsing around me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2854 Without morning coffee I wouldn't last the day. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2855 My cosmetic surgery went well. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2856 You know, great ideas don't just drop out of the sky. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2857 Statistics show, somewhere in the U.S., somebody experiences karma every 10 seconds. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2858 I only slept with Susan once! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2859 Try to live in the moment. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2860 I keep thinking I'm part of this "Truman Show" thing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2861 I take my coffee with one lump. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2862 I was thinking, maybe I just won't go back to the office later. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2863 If it´s Hillary or Trump I´m cashing in my chips. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2864 She just ended it, out of nowhere, it really hit me hard. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2865 I may not be as hard-headed as I appear! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2866 Frankly Dave, if your not going look at me when I'm talking to you, why should I listen to what you have to say? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2867 You can get "smashed" drinking this coffee! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2868 Sure, we can talk safely here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2869 I believe it's my turn. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2870 I just don't see how this day could get any worse. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2871 You may be right about the bad luck you've been having. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2872 Maybe I shouldn't have catcalled that construction worker 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2873 And that's why I've always been really lucky in life. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2874 No one in the modern world feels sympathy with the plight of Damocles than we architects. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2875 Seriously, Stan, could this day possibly get any worse? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2876 Do you think I should change my Tinder selfie? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2877 Life insurance is for suckers. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2878 can we trade seats? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2879 You know what your problem is? You always expect the worst. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2880 Wife left me, lost my job, the dog ran away...what next? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2881 In the name of the Father and the name of the Son and Duck! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2882 Don't give me that 'sky is falling' rhetoric. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2883 Give me a second. Maybe something will come to me out of the blue. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2884 Now she says that I'm turning into a blockhead ! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2885 All I asked was if they liked 'Kinky Boots'. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2886 It literally hit me like a ton of bricks... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2887 Why do say it's ironic that I'm a building inspector? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2888 Gravity is only a theory. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2889 ... so I finally get the feeling things are going my way. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2890 And they never rush you here... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2891 I quit drinking, and I haven't had a headache in weeks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2892 The main stream media are a bunch of Chicken Littles. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2893 As you get older you realize that gravity always catches up to you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2894 Did you order the brick? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2895 No, I never read the story of Chicken Little. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2896 Move?! I'm rent stabilized! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2897 Not the building block I was praying for. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2898 I feel like a huge weight has been lifted. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2899 Enough with the generalities. Give me a concrete example? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2900 It's the cinder block of Damocles. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2901 So my doctor told me I can't keep eating red meat. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2902 ... and our campaign to show that Creationism is a myth is finally starting to take hold. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2903 I'm really glad you picked this place. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2904 I've always loved you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2905 Trust me, I'm capable of an open mind on this. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2906 President Trump? The odds are a zillion to one. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2907 Look Jim, I know this is bad, but the sky isn't falling... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2908 It looks like the cloud has finally lifted. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2909 You ever wake up and feel like it's not going to be your day today? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2910 Have you ever thought about mortality? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2911 Made an appointment with the lawyer for a will. Better late then never. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2912 This one's on you!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2913 And then Susan says to me, 'You're a real blockhead, you know that?' I mean, what does she-- 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2914 Don't worry, I'm very aware of the current situation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2915 It's just one sugary soft drink. What's the worst that could happen? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2916 This is better. We can finally relax and enjoy a quiet cup of coffee. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2917 I think the hospital is one block away! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2918 Wow, your writer's block is much worse than I thought. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2919 Did you say, you renewed your life insurance policy? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2920 No, you don't mean a *literal* brick-- 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2921 Then it hit me like a cement block... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2922 Decisions, decisions. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2923 I feel a headache coming on! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2924 I live each day as if it were my last. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2925 I told him,'over my dead body' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2926 This remodeling project is going to be the death of me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2927 My Accidental Death and Disability insurance just lapsed. Do you know a good agent? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2928 Eight years since the crash and I finally feel like my luck is changing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2929 And then it hit me like a... like a... what's the word again? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2930 It's the unknown unknowns that I worry about. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2931 everytime I buy coffee here I feel like I am being hit over the head 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2932 That gluten is going to kill you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2933 It's on me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2934 Help me out, Benson. Lately, I've been feeling like a nameless speck in a practically infinite universe--the unintended butt of a poor cosmic joke of unknowable proportion. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2935 I don't know, it's just this vague since of foreboding. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2936 Do you think I need to post a new Tinder photo? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2937 She left me and my world came crashing down around me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2938 Apparently, it DOES take a cement block falling on your head to admit you're wrong! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2939 It was the SWORD of Damocles, you idiot. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2940 Nice superpower Cinderblockman says Tradingbodiesboy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2941 On second thought, don't buy. Sell. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2942 For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2943 Here comes the bill and it's a biggie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2944 Do you ever get the feeling that something bad is about to happen? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2945 Guess I'll just have to wait. The people upstairs said it would come down to a block vote… 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2946 They say the coffee here is killer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2947 What I especially like about this place is how chockablock it is with surprises. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2948 Even Wile E. Coyote has more luck than I do. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2949 Ever had that feeling of impending doom? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2950 Good food but the ambience not so much! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2951 Are you paying attention? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2952 I know thew food's not great, I just come here for the ambiance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2953 In your future, I see a brick dropping on your head! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2954 I think that contractor next door is building a drone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2955 Your Chicken Little sandwich will arrive shortly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2956 I'm not so sure this is such a good idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2957 You really need to look at equities in the long term. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2958 Well, we meet for coffee to discuss my career path. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2959 It's still raining cats and dogs outside. Let's stay here for a minute. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2960 And what if instead of a great watchmaker we had a giant bricklayer? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2961 Tell me your password -- QUICK! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2962 This will have grave consequences, you know. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2963 has the death panel given you your termination date yet? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2964 So if anything should happen to me, knock on wood, you'll be set. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2965 Looks like you picked the wrong day to quit drinking coffee! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2966 What do you mean? I always order it on stone ground wheat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2967 Another drone design flaw in the making 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2968 Barrister's Conundrum: Warning or litigation? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2969 What? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2970 It's more than just my thoughts of impending doom that hinder me 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2971 I can't remember exactly, but when I do..it's gonna hit me like a ton of bricks!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2972 So I told Mr Trump I couldn't vote for him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2973 As you can see, I always plan for all contingencies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2974 So she says I'm too pessismistic. "Chin up," she says. I say, I'm just levelheaded is all. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2975 What you mean, stay woke 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2976 I can't shake the feeling that things are starting to look up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2977 Matt was about to tell his friend he had bigger problems... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2978 What an interesting interior, using the optical illusion. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2979 It's not the Sword Of Damocles that you should be worried about. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2980 Honestly Bob, I'm so confused right now I don't know whether I feel like I've been hit with a ton of bricks or a brick that weighs a ton. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2981 Have you read "Things Fall Apart"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2982 Are you sure it wouldn't be too much to lend me $20 ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2983 Cinder is like Tinder, but with real impact. You should try it! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2984 I can honestly say, at this point in my life, there really are no surprises left. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2985 Paying the check isn't going to be the only thing that hurts. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2986 I guess Im picking up the check 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2987 Now why they call this a hard hat chai latte is beyond me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2988 By my calculations, if I skip the daily donut, I'll live 1.363 years longer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2989 And I was sure this cafe was rated 4 stars... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2990 Trump has as much of a chance of wining the Republican nomination as a brick hitting me in the head at lunch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2991 We need a breakthrough. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2992 And she just rags on and on with karma this, karma that... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2993 Think this will be my last cup. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2994 They've already given me a heads up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2995 You have a better chance of being hit by a falling cinder block than winning Powerball. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2996 Everyone thinks I’m paranoid. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2997 Maybe I will eat, I feel a headache coming on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2998 Ever get the feeling you're just waiting for the next shoe to drop? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2999 I think it's going to rain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3000 ...so my ex starts stammering something about new, simpler, drone technology??? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3001 Did I mention I made partner? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3002 Well, at least it isn't a sword. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3003 The Internet trumps bricks and mortar every time! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3004 I always thought he was the evil twin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3005 Bottom Line, I think you need to up your life insurance! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3006 I am not a blockhead! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3007 I have been trying to come up with a concrete solution for my problems 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3008 My hand has been in this warm water our entire meal and I still don't have to tinkle. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3009 No wonder this place only took six weeks to build. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3010 Enjoy y... our coffee 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3011 Hate to be a wet blanket but I sense another decline. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3012 My therapist says I'm a fatalist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3013 I have a feeling this one is on me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3014 I hear they make good pancakes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3015 Tell Francine I didn't see it coming 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3016 I just couldn’t come up with a caption. And then it hits me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3017 I don't have a lot of time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3018 I probably should not have called our contractor a blockhead, but.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3019 CTE? Got it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3020 You can't go wrong with DeCaf. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3021 So eight years ago I say, "Embrace the anger, Sarah would be a great VP." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3022 I wish I could afford a piano. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3023 Should we take this to go? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3024 I not a chin off the old block.....I CHIP THE BLOCK! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3025 At least they finally spelled your name right. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3026 Corner office in 3...2... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3027 all this 'no tipping allowed' business, it's just un-American... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3028 We just need something more concrete to go on... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3029 I still maintain that the theory of gravity is just a theory. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3030 Ah, nice! No need to take a selfie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3031 What kind of designer thinks hanging cinder blocks from strings is a good idea? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3032 A plaintiff lawyer's sweet daydream... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3033 When at first you don't succeed... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3034 Trust me, I'll know it when I feel it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3035 I just remembered - I was suppose to call my health coach at noon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3036 I don't believe in waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3037 Please focus. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3038 Could I, at least, have one, concrete idea that could hit me about the new Ad campaign? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3039 I swear, the food in the place is killing me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3040 Remember those premonitions? My therapist is really happy with my progress so far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3041 Clean living, Thomas. The secret to a long life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3042 I’ll grant you that occasionally NSA tactics lack subtlety. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3043 This is not our usual power lunch Ted. I hired you for innovative and creative ideas, so far you've come up empty. It's time you come up with one good "concrete" idea, if not....I'm going to have to let you go. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3044 Is it too late to order eggs? Cause this guy is about to get scrambled 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3045 ...Zika, and then there's ebola trying to make a comeback. Betty and I like to travel, but I'm staying put where it's safe! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3046 Some people won't accept the truth unless it falls on their head like a brick from above. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3047 Frankly, there have been days I've considered ending it all, but I never get a concrete sign. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3048 If Trump's another Bush then God will give me a sign! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3049 It feels like I have a weight hanging over my head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3050 I heard that a cup of coffee here buys you a seat for a short while. Wonder how they enforce it. I don't see bouncers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3051 The gods are mad at us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3052 Things are starting to look up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3053 Very soon, I'd guess. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3054 I think our construction project is about to move ahead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3055 Writer's block is the least of my worries. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3056 I feel my charka is blocked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3057 Finish your thought, quickly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3058 I just won in court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3059 Do I have good health insurance? Why, arevyou shooting a commercial? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3060 And then the idea hit me like a load of brick. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3061 I just have this sense of impending doom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3062 when i was a kid, my mum use to send me with 50cents. I could buy 2 burgers, french fries and large coke. You can't do that these days! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3063 That's going to ruin this interview. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3064 Today has been one of those days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3065 are you looking for trouble ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3066 What could possibly go wrong? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3067 "Dude, Please tell me your name is Neo and that we are in the Matrix". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3068 This will certainly outweigh the benefits of the all day breakfast menu, I'm afraid. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3069 Must be a 'blockbuster'! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3070 I have a feeling that it is not going to hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3071 Don't worry about the check 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3072 So, I’m talking to that annoying Chicken Little life insurance guy, and he acts like I could be sitting somewhere, minding my own business, and get killed by a falling cinder block or something. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3073 My wife dreams of being the person-of -interest on Dateline. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3074 Oh, .... just another 'faux pas' from Trump Construction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3075 No problem. I will get the check. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3076 I have a lot on my mind right now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3077 Today I have a feeling I'll have a blockbuster idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3078 "Whoa...gotta-go: it looks like another one of those,''cinder-block from space'' moments here. But, hold that thought...'' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3079 then I told her she needed to let go of what was weighing on her mind... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3080 Now, about that tax penalty ... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3081 I'm telling you, bricks and mortar commerce will disappear in our lifetime. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3082 Let's ignore the 50 lb block in the room and talk about the positive parts of your quarterly review. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3083 As Paul's life flashed before Doug's eyes, Doug reflected on how Paul took the last sugar. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3084 They say these things happen in threes, so.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3085 How can you be so sure that the block guy did it? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3086 The food is to die here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3087 And what's your view of the futures markets right now? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3088 It took years, but my migraines have finally stopped. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3089 TrI bet there is nothing worse than getting your finger stuck in a plastic lid. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3090 You know, I've been trying to understand this mental block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3091 Tell me, what exactly is a writers block ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3092 And BAM, it just hit me... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3093 I wish I didn't have to go back to the office after lunch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3094 Again? That's the third time today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3095 I've got this horrible headache. I don't know how to get rid of it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3096 I feel like I've finally gotten rid of that dark cloud that's been hanging over my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3097 I've got something on my mind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3098 You might want to take your coffee to go. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3099 So, that's why they call it the mobster specialty roast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3100 I'm a chip off the old block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3101 I just don't know what I'm going to do with the rest of my life...... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3102 Then the Grand Master told me any mason who turns atheist better watch his back... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3103 "For the fifty grand you owe me, you have a choice. You could pay me, now. OR, you could get your legs broken. What's your wish? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3104 I can really feel a headache coming on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3105 When's the deadline? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3106 Prepping for the meeting with my boss just got a whole lot less awkward. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3107 I hear the women are rumbling about the glass ceiling again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3108 Did you ever find the missing cinder blo.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3109 A writer's block is the least of your worries right now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3110 This place is so quiet you can hear a pin drop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3111 You wouldn't believe the headache I woke up with this morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3112 Don't worry about any backlash from the Bricklayers' Union. They're pretty harmless. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3113 I see a concussion in your future... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3114 I cancelled my meeting with Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3115 I think I'm about to have an epiphany. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3116 I was the building inspector in this town, long time ago. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3117 "Really Ted, I have nothing against death". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3118 Quick, once around the block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3119 The money is at the... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3120 I don't remember that being on the menu. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3121 Uh, at least it's not a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3122 ...and then, my ACME slingshot misfired. Their products just aren't as solid as they once were. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3123 And then it struck me: Everything I said was becoming real. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3124 When I confessed my latest dalliance to the wife, she became eerily silent. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3125 Good thing Quantum Mechanics doesn't occur on the macroscopic scale. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3126 Ok,it hit me,not like a ton of bricks,just one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3127 Where an Allstate agent when you need one? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3128 The pastries here are to die for. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3129 Um, Mr. Trump... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3130 As I live and breathe 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3131 Quick, pay the bill! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3132 Why should I care about our crumbling infrastructure? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3133 My beneficiary...why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3134 The waiters here seem a little chippy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3135 Actually, Bob, it's not going to be a shoe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3136 Ever get that 'Today's not my day' feeling? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3137 That sandwich is sitting like a brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3138 My dumb wife says supporting Trump will give me bad karma. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3139 And then the worst thing happened. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3140 Not again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3141 I just don't see the benefit of term life insurance. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3142 Construction... and you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3143 You know how sometimes, it just feels like one of those days? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3144 I read recently that coffee may decrease your risk for premature death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3145 They say that the vibe in the upstairs section is more exciting 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3146 Duck! Ah, too bad...share your coffee? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3147 Well, Bob, looks like I won't have to let you go after all. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3148 I'm told their menu is very innovative. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3149 Move your latte to your right, quick! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3150 your story is good, but you should've sworn by God 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3151 I feel certain now you should have thrown that salt over your left shoulder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3152 How come now you are telling me you have been sleeping with my wife? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3153 What do we need to hammer out this new deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3154 Why are you so happy I'm a Solepsist? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3155 Isn't this the building under investigation by the Building Department for shoddy construction? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3156 Do feel a Graviational Wave? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3157 Don't interrupt me Jerry -- I was about to get to the good part. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3158 "It's a personal decision and I respect yours Charlie, but I'm telling you straight - he's the BEST at jobs, serious about immigration and even has a plan for stopping Drone attacks. What more can you ask for? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3159 Shift right! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3160 Don't be afraid to help a brother out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3161 I've been trying to block something out, but I can't remember what it is... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3162 So at this point defeating Trump is my only real concern. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3163 When will the renovations be done? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3164 The idea hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3165 On this issue do you think that I should lean more to the right or left? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3166 The next wave of reality television took its influences from Loony Toons 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3167 Should I warn him, or let his revelation happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3168 I can't really recommend the sandwiches here; they're like concrete. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3169 I've never been a fan of the abstract. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3170 Then I said to myself. What could be worse than a President Trump? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3171 The crash of '16 might soon get personal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3172 Sure Karma’s real, but shoddy work can trump anything. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3173 Donald Trump and his manager talking about the plans for the US-Mexico wall. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3174 Sorry to interrupt you Benjamin, but... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3175 I was so glad to get rid of writer's block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3176 No one has to hit me with a brick before I get the message 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3177 ''Is this a sign from my wife to finish the patio.'' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3178 And the worst part about the curse is, they wouldn't let me though airport security. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3179 Writer's block may be the least of your worries. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3180 I feel like I'm getting a headache. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3181 Which is heavier...a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3182 I told building management "why should I pay five grand for an office space when there is a cafe directly below it!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3183 "It is what it is" just isn't doing it for me anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3184 Now here's a concrete idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3185 No, it's not quite like the Sword of Damocles. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3186 I could really do with a caffeine hit right about now 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3187 Hope you've got insurance. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3188 ...and, if this isn't the best deal you ever made, may I be clobbered with a concrete masonry unit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3189 Whoa! This will surely ring your bell. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3190 Aha! Going over the pitch one final time *can* hurt you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3191 I'm voting Trump unless I get some kind of concrete evidence not to. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3192 Quickly, just sign here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3193 I just feel something's not right. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3194 My best ideas strike me out of the blue. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3195 I feel like I'm carrying a heavy load. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3196 The aura around you tells me you're going to have a migraine headache shortly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3197 You ever get the feeling,that an idea is just about to spring, fully formed, into your mind? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3198 While his sensei often warned him to expect the unexpected, this particular trial struck Owen as being a bit unfair. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3199 Figures - the one weekend I wasn't hungover. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3200 You ever have on of those days? If I was outside, I bet a plane would fall on me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3201 What makes you think that I didn't get what you were just hinting at? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3202 Rain blocks are falling on your head 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3203 I don't think that they accept substitutions on the Early Bird Special. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3204 I just have this feeling like it's over for me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3205 I just feel like I have too much time on my hands. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3206 You really need to get out of your writer's block! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3207 This is a great place to meet. They're always so on top of things. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3208 She says I don't understand 'dramatic irony.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3209 Sure, I tip in restaurants. But at a counter? Nah. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3210 Heads up, Ed--cement block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3211 I guess this is the au courant way to be stoned to death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3212 You know how a light bulb appears when you have a good idea? Well... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3213 It didn't feel exactly like a ton of bricks but something else. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3214 Why wouldn't I need to worry about my vacation plans? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3215 I knew you shouldn't have said that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3216 President Tump said this would happen if Bob didn't pay his Wall Tax. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3217 Guess I'm more of a Newtonian 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3218 You know what, I will put in a good word for you!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3219 She looked at my Palm and said this would be the best day of my life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3220 I guess there's time for dessert. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3221 If I tell him," thought Time, "he'll just resent me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3222 I think you'd be perfect for the same insurance I have; it's good for all types of accidents. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3223 I want to talk to you about the money you owe me 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3224 ...right after lunch 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3225 I always feel better when I talk to you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3226 Still, if that's worst thing to happen to me this week, I consider myself lucky. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3227 ''He wouldn't know a good idea if it hit him in the head" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3228 Sometimes after lunch I like to take a nap and just dream off.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3229 You won't believe what happened to me last night. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3230 Her name is Samathia Stone, and I've fallen for her. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3231 Your worries about Donald Trump are over. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3232 I don't do destination funerals 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3233 Its OK, theres one that looks just like him behind me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3234 The way I see it, my sins will never catch up with me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3235 Our umbrella policy protects you from everything! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3236 So I says to him, "Why would a guy my age need a life insurance policy?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3237 How's the Chicken Little? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3238 Sorry, Ed, but the only way you'll get that raise is over my dead body." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3239 I keep getting hit with writer's block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3240 I duhno... I am just waiting for the other shoe to drop 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3241 So I told him, I don't care where you cut the cost. Just be creative so we get our incentive, and no one will be the wi... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3242 I've always wondered what it would feel like to be a blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3243 ''Glad you are still hardheaded.'' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3244 Jeff, wait - there is a fly in my latte. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3245 Writer's block is no joke! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3246 Now, did you ever complete that will of yours? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3247 Please hurry and sign. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3248 I wish they still served coffee in china cups. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3249 Live for the moment, I always say 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3250 Have you ever considered investing in concrete? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3251 Hmmm..maybe I won't say anything...I'm not crazy about this deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3252 I don't know why, but I really loved that caption contest cartoon where the guys were about to get hit by a D train... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3253 Anyway -- you'll never guess what happened next. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3254 HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF THOSE IDIOTIC INSURANCE ADS ON TV? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3255 I won the lottery and got promoted today. This might be the luckiest day ever. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3256 Damn! It was your turn to pay. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3257 ...And suddenly it just hit me, like a ton of bricks to the head... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3258 You didn't order a side of falling cinderblock, did you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3259 So then she tells me she's leaving me. What else could go wrong this week? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3260 my feminist blogger girlfriend got it for me..it reminds rich, white men to consider their privilege... kind of flipping the narrative that the fundamental building blocks of society are on our side... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3261 It's not like I sit around waiting for the other shoe to drop........ 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3262 Oh, so you think I'm the blockhead? Well.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3263 I have faith in the above. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3264 To go would've been a good choice 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3265 My work has just been weighing so heavily on me lately. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3266 Do you have a hat? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3267 Well, he is kind of a blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3268 Duck? No, I ordered chicken. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3269 Trump will win, or God strike me dead 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3270 I'll be honest, I have my reservations about today's reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3271 I must stop playing Tetris 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3272 If I don't get the check soon, I could die. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3273 There's a great future in Acme Corporation. Think about it. Will you think about it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3274 I hear their coffee packs quite a wallop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3275 First, the wife left me. Next, the dog died. Then... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3276 Block don't lie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3277 Right now I wouldn't say that should be your biggest worry. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3278 To his horror he realised that the cartoonist had clearly never seen an actual anvil... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3279 This divorce thing hasn't hit me yet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3280 You want some help with that lid? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3281 Dave, there's something I have been meaning to tell you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3282 Relax, this always happens in cartoons! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3283 My plans are not concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3284 "You might want to say grace, quick" ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3285 I'm getting sick and tired of all those global warming 'Chicken Little' forecasts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3286 I'll pass on lunch. I think I'm coming down with something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3287 I have a feeling my overhead will drop significantly... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3288 The competition has hired some wily hotshot to shake things up. Calls himself Coyote. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3289 The weight of my job is bearing down on me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3290 Olson called me on it. He said that some of my ideas were like floating a brick. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3291 How the world sees Trump's arrival to the US presidential race. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3292 You look as though you've seen a ghost--what's on your mind? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3293 So Frank, how hard did you say your sticks fell today? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3294 They need to change their menu. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3295 I know it's hard to judge the market, but why do you always expect a crash? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3296 I'm pretty smart. I don't need a brick to hit me over the head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3297 Clark, you have to realize your limitations... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3298 Hold on to your coffee! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3299 Ever since we broke up, I feel as though a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3300 If you mess with the timeline, the world fixes itself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3301 Where did that come from I think you should go. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3302 That's Interesting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3303 Safe as houses, I tell you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3304 My insurance company? New England Life of course. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3305 We decided to cut back on the umbrella policy too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3306 And then it hit me... I come from a different era. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3307 I haven't seen that look on your face since we watched Dad die. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3308 I don't buy the notion that we're only on earth as long as it pleases the man upstairs. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3309 It's the section of a ceiling beam. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3310 While at lunch, the idea hit Fred like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3311 When *does* the shoe drop, exactly? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3312 You're right, things are really starting to look up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3313 Sometimes you just can't find an anvil on short notice. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3314 Maybe I shouldn't have written that Trump is a blockhead 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3315 Damocles? Damocles? Wasn't he with Lehman Brothers? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3316 Eating anything this early would hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3317 I've found it best to live in the moment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3318 He did make me pay for his coffee... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3319 Have you ever been struck by virtual reality? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3320 So...you say your divorce is going well? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3321 Just after I got him fired, I told that idiot building inspector, "Yeah, Karma's a bitch." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3322 Bob, did you say you redid your will last week?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3323 I tell you, Frank, it hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3324 I feel like a nap is coming.. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3325 I think we should have made that coffee to go 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3326 The food here hits you like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3327 Forget the lid on your cup....I think you need one on your head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3328 And yes, this business plan is absolutely concrete. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3329 Last night I hooked up with this chick named Little. You wouldn't believe the things she said.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3330 My policy has a double indemnity clause for death by cinder block, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3331 For the last time, I'm telling you to stop worrying about it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3332 Thanks for the pep talk, Sam. Nothing's going to stop me now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3333 Don't believe in bad luck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3334 The likelihood of Trump being the Republican nominee is as likely as a cinder block falling from the ...!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3335 Grande mocha lattes no longer hit me like a ton of bricks. "Grande mocha lattes no longer hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3336 Yes, you could say I'm hardheaded. Why? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3337 I don't know what it is today....it feels like I've been hit by a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3338 You know that stuff's gonna kill ya. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3339 They only take block payments. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3340 Last night's Fortune Cookie said "To keep covered - even indoors!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3341 Your cup is half full son. Don't let anything bring you down. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3342 I'm telling you, this deal is going to be a blockbuster! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3343 I can feel it, something big is coming. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3344 I can't remember if it was Pope John Paul I, or Pope John Paul II... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3345 Then Trumps tells us to be vigilant - that the RNC is everywhere....... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3346 I mean, what's the rush? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3347 Get ready for the paleo coffee! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3348 And then it hit me; she DID love me. She wasn't trying to kill me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3349 They probably want to block you from staying at the table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3350 I've got a good feeling about this day. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3351 Concrete futures are looking up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3352 It's true when your numbers up it's up!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3353 I've always been a bit of a risk taker 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3354 I was always teased during roll call when the teachers got to my name, "Wile E. Coyote Cohen?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3355 Thinking ahead, we should......... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3356 Sooner or later, my friend, you too shall learn about soul crushing loss. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3357 "There's a better chance of getting hit by lighting". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3358 Hmmm, if he doesn't move it will be one less vote for Trump... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3359 My astrologer said earth signs aren't going to be good for me this week. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3360 I can't say April fool! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3361 I know this will hit you like a ton of bricks, but I have to lay you off. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3362 Boss, what would you do with two wishes? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3363 Forgot to check today's forecast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3364 Do you find cheese 'blocking'? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3365 so far this has been tough day 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3366 My wife left me....I was fired yesterday and I lost the lotto by one number! ...BUT I'm still an optimist. My wife split...I got canned yesterday and I lost the lotto by one number.....but I'm still really optimistic. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3367 my boy got his girlfriend pregnant, my daughter identifies with isis and my wife has filed for divorce. what else could possibly happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3368 Well, that's not good. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3369 You've got about .8 seconds to answer this but do you believe in karma? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3370 Come on Jack, say it like you mean it! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3371 And, suddenly, the a theoretical physicist had a breakthrough revelation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3372 Their triple caffeine blend is guaranteed to keep you alert and awake. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3373 I had the weirdest dream last night 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3374 Your wife is going to like THIS insurance plan. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3375 Frankly, I get a headache every time we meet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3376 So I said, 'Buy! It's not like the sky's falling!' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3377 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to start over. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3378 Under the table! Your ex-wife just walked in! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3379 For some reason my broker advised me to get out of the futures market. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3380 When all is said and done 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3381 Saving for a rainy day ain't what it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3382 My assistant blocked out 10 minutes for this meeting, but I don't think it'll take that long. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3383 Bob, I think the situation calls for a little levity 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3384 Say, do you happen to know if this restaurant is located in a Trump building? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3385 ...but I really don't see what Trump has to do with it.! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3386 What cruel irony? That botched execution saved my butt. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3387 I've a bad feeling something's about to ..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3388 Nothing could possibly happen with you as my beneficiary 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3389 Just coffee? I was hoping for something stronger. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3390 I've never understood why people have such bad things to say about the Acme Coffee House 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3391 Someone's about to be a real blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3392 Here's the problem, nothing surprises me anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3393 Today I traded all my Acme stock. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3394 I cannot believe she just blocked me on facebook! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3395 Initials are good! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3396 Let's eat next door! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3397 This project is going to kill me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3398 Do you believe in fate? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3399 Whoa,where did that come from? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3400 I'm going to be late. Can you pick up the tab? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3401 No, 18% is FAR too much. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3402 Oh, I thought you meant the B train. But, we're only off by a little bit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3403 I take mine with one lump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3404 Somehow, I feel like I'm having a Wylie E. Coyote-like day. ... . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3405 Well, aren't you the lucky one? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3406 Did you order a block of sugar? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3407 To keep the job, stay in town – a rolling stone gathers no moss. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3408 I think they need our table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3409 Cheer up, things are coming your way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3410 My wife just persuaded me to up my life insurance premiums - she says it would just be too tough to make it on her own on a construction worker's salary after I'm gone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3411 Word is, the company's trying a new approach with the latest force reduction . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3412 They say green tea aids brain function 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3413 she just blocked me on "Cinder" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3414 Have you ever experienced writers block.? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3415 ...and I'm feeling pretty good about having Syracuse in my Final Four.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3416 If I don't get relief from this migraine soon, I'll lose it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3417 I've finally shaken my fear of impending doom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3418 Why do you want to submit my proposal at the next staff meeting? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3419 Howard to himself: maybe the meal will be comped. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3420 Whoever hit that fan was really startled. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3421 They say fast food can kill you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3422 The what is falling? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3423 Today has started off lousy, I hope it gets better. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3424 - I like your idea but you have to make it more concrete to convince me 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3425 Their decaf latte just knocks me out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3426 Lean back Hal, the union's on strike again 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3427 The cream in this coffee is Very very heavy 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3428 I just found out my wife increased my life insurance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3429 Were you expecting a brick? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3430 This presentation really just needs something concrete, you know? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3431 You are about to get some sense knocked into you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3432 I'm at my wit's end, Al. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3433 So relieved that nasty headache I had this morning is finally gone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3434 Been selling life insurance for 20 years now. I tell them, "you never know when something might just fall out of the sky on you." Like that ever happens. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3435 Then, I said, I don't care if your sister is a witch... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3436 That stuff will kill ya, Chuck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3437 Looks like those sick days are gonna come in handy, Steve. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3438 At least only part of the sky is falling... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3439 Didn't you order a flat white? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3440 So much for Zagat's décor rating 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3441 Did they tell you I'm finite? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3442 The skyway is falling! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3443 Yes, I did major in physics. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3444 I wouldn't actually call it a sword of Damocles 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3445 I've never fully understood gravity! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3446 If you ask me, it's more likely that this roof will fall on my head than America electing an openly xenophobic and misogynist president. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3447 Bill, you look distracted, is it because our profits are dropping like a rock? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3448 Yes, there are many dangers to being a spy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3449 I can't see anything through these damn Oakley's! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3450 I prefer sugar cubes in my coffee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3451 Sometimes, I just think I'm a real blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3452 Lately I've had this feeling of being blocked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3453 So I told Suzanne, "Yeah, I really need that - like a need a big concrete block to land on my head!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3454 I'm representing the plaintiff in the crane collapse case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3455 I wonder how long that has been here! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3456 According to Galileo's hypothesis on the speed of falling objects, you have about one second left to live. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3457 Your future looks concrete 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3458 Go for a loftier goal. Quickly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3459 I wrote a poem about the lightness of being, do you want to hear it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3460 Speaking concretely . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3461 "The rest is--" (silence) 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3462 You're right, Mondays aren't so bad. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3463 I'm dumb struck by your observation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3464 Let me see now, is it an anvil, or a book, or a toaster? I dunno, maybe I should just say 'Look out!' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3465 I'm thinking of leaving the firm. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3466 to be or not to be is no longer the question. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3467 What she said was scary, but then it was my first experience with a fortune teller. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3468 Sorry Bill but I have to run...I have a 10:30 appointment downtown. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3469 They told me the neighborhood was going down, but I didn't believe them... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3470 Why do you ask which pocket I keep my wallet? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3471 I've heard 'raining cats and dogs' but never cinderblocks.. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3472 Yeah, swear to God, why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3473 Mental blocks are the worst. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3474 Maybe I should be the new CEO? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3475 I don't know if I'm ready for the suicide cafe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3476 I'll tell you the odds of Trump getting the nomination... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3477 I gotta get out of construction, it's killing me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3478 I just don't see any benefits from working in construction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3479 I cannot begin to describe my irritation at being called a block-head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3480 I'm very optimistic about the economy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3481 Call me crazy, but I can't shake this sense of impending doom. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3482 If I only could block out those feelings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3483 My pollster says I'm widely loved. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3484 Your "Double Cheeseburger Squared" has arrived. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3485 So... how is your day, so far? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3486 As your broker, I suggest you modify your position. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3487 Did you order the flat iron steak? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3488 Coffee. What a life-saver! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3489 I feel like it just hasn't hit me yet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3490 If this wasn't the cafe he takes employees to be fired I may have warned him 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3491 My doctor says I come from a really good gene pool. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3492 Sometimes I wish Newton's apple insight to come over me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3493 Check! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3494 I've decided to make more time for lunch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3495 Sorry Stan, I am going to recommend Susan for the promotion. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3496 Pretty sure I deleted everything. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3497 I need a concrete idea. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3498 Forecast calls for cloudy, with a chance of concrete. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3499 I always liked you Stan 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3500 See ya! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3501 Today, I sat down here and felt as if I was seeing my whole life flashing before my eyes 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3502 And all this time I thought the headaches were from the alcohol. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3503 I don't know, I'm feeling blocked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3504 So then, when does this insurance take effect? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3505 I don't know why... I keep getting these mental blocks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3506 What are you gonna get? I really don't want anything heavy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3507 This is really tempus fugit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3508 Carla took it surprisingly well when I said I was leaving her. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3509 Boss... No raise again this year! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3510 Did you order the exrta fiber on your salad? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3511 I'm just waiting for some kind of sign. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3512 The masons are tough negotiators. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3513 I was charmed by the idealism of Bishop Berkeley until suddenly it hit me that it didn't pay the bills. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3514 Run! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3515 Do I still have your attention? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3516 When cement blocks fly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3517 I hear this Starbucks is a designated safe space. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3518 It's just a matter of time before Jones is out and one of us takes his place. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3519 Well, I see my time is up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3520 Bob, your day is about to get a whole lot worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3521 I am sure your worries will be over soon 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3522 Describe me the situation in trhee words 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3523 Yes, I have life insurance. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3524 Sorry, I'm having a mental block. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3525 I used to enjoy a drop of the hard stuff until a psychic told me to avoid it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3526 No, Perkins. Because what you don't know can't crush your cranium. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3527 Hey! That's not a shoe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3528 Have any aspirin? I'm having a splitting headache. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3529 Thank you God for such a define burger 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3530 What was that about a bucket list? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3531 I think our pity party is about to be crashed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3532 there at the construction site it's not treating me so well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3533 I don't think this coffee is wnough to get my attention this morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3534 According to my horoscope, I should expect a windfall. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3535 Tiebreaker final apologist rebuttal in the endlessly deadlocked theist vs. atheist debate. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3536 I can feel a headache coming on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3537 Uh....any last thoughts on the matter? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3538 Greg, I think God is smiting you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3539 I agree with Bernie, manna from heaven is personal and hard to define. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3540 That low bid renovation project is supposed to start today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3541 So then my boss said I was a chip off the old block! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3542 Is it possible to let bygones be bygones? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3543 I have two nanoseconds to work on my surprise face 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3544 I told him straight out, "You ever want to get ahead in this company? Surprise me." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3545 No I don't know why they're called "cinder blocks." I think they're made out of something much heavier. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3546 This place always gives me a headache. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3547 If they forget the sugar again, I swear the sky is gonna fall down. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3548 I agree with you on that stock. I really can't see any downside risk to me at all. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3549 My mind's gone blank--It'll hit me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3550 Natural Selection in the 21st Century 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3551 Then my insurance agent heaven forbid that... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3552 I can't imagine anything worse than falling stock prices and a market crash right now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3553 I'm looking forward to an early retirement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3554 That guy's no better than some coyote, and we're gonna just crush him… 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3555 That's surprising. You usually don't kid around about things like that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3556 Don't look now or you will have a broken nose. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3557 You just never know, do you, Kevin? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3558 Can you make any sense of existentialism? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3559 What's all this about ceiling infractions? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3560 Hum, you know Harry, I 'll get the check today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3561 In Soviet Russia, brick smokes you! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3562 I've always been more of a lego man. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3563 I wanted your input because you are always seeing things before other people do. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3564 Take it from me, the market is about to fall. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3565 "Worldstarr". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3566 My thoughts just get a lightbulb. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3567 So much about you. Let me tell you about my recent string of bad luck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3568 But seriously, day three of this juice fast and I feel fantastic! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3569 According to my FitBit, I'm a few steps short of my goal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3570 Believe me Sam, you have really made this into a concrete idea 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3571 I'm glad you appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3572 The directors may be furious, but I'm making you the new CEO. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3573 Regardless of who wins, I'm not moving. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3574 I try to stay in the moment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3575 God swiped left. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3576 Sorry, my minds made up! Only God himself, could get me to not vote Trump. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3577 You're right! Life is not fair! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3578 Just out of curiosity, are your life insurance premiums paid up? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3579 Oh, that ... the Cinderblock of Damocles. And to think how damned happy I was when they finally named me chief of construction operations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3580 What karma? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3581 Unfortunately, there was only one way to get Sidney to stop talking. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3582 I'll try it. What's the worst thing that could happen? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3583 I hate to tell you this, but... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3584 I really dodged a bullet at the meeting this morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3585 I feel like I'm not seeing something here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3586 What's to ponder? tdhis matter is going to be brought to a head 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3587 Cinder block? Cement block? Concrete block? They're NOT all the same you know... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3588 It's true, nothing ever falls my way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3589 Whatever I got, this chai tea should knock it out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3590 So when she told me she wanted a divorce I thought it would hit me like a ton of bricks but nothing happened. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3591 Maybe you shouldn't have taken His name in vain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3592 We need some concrete proof to cement our case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3593 You're right, life is short. I should have requested the porcelain cup. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3594 What do you think is the side with the Mason's Special? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3595 Sh.h.h!....don't say a word! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3596 Perhaps I should have left a tip? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3597 This place doesn't knock me out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3598 Did you hear that the North Koreans are working on a catapult? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3599 Yes. I'm still a glass-is-half-full guy. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3600 I know that there must be an answer out there somewhere 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3601 "So I thought, and thought, and thought, and then . . . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3602 Nope, haven't been to church in years. My wife says I'll get struck by lightning 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3603 They must think we're blockheads. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3604 Your infrastructure appears to comply with deregulated standards. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3605 I just signed my divorce papers, and boy do I feel free. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3606 I think it's the opportunity of a lifetime. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3607 You can’t go around thinking that the roof is going to fall on you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3608 I am sitting In the morning At the diner ..Uh Oh.. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3609 I don't think I got the job. They said they were looking for someone who is excellent at abstract thinking. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3610 I really appreciate you blocking out some time to meet for lunch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3611 This coffee isn't strong enough. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3612 Henry, let me tell you the story why I always sit under this hanging art installation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3613 I used to think only blockheads ate here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3614 I just don't think this day could get any worse.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3615 Guess its my turn to be C.E.O. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3616 I said hey, I don't need a brick to fall on my head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3617 Illegal immigrants, radical terrorists, bad trade deals... It can't any worse, can it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3618 The coffee here gives me a major headache! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3619 Oh, that reminds me. I need to get that insurance app for my Phone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3620 I'm having an affair with a hard hats wife. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3621 Nothing literally ever happens to me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3622 The streets just aren't safe anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3623 I'm wanting for signs that the housing market collapse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3624 Timber!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3625 Industrial design is one one thing, but it's getting a little out of hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3626 A ton of bricks falling on me, or just a cement block. My fantasy sometimes seems so real. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3627 My divorce is creating a big headache. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3628 No way. My mind doesn't work like that. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3629 Johnson, where's piece B21? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3630 How did it happen? I don't know....I was just having a cup of coffee, minding my own business, and suddenly it hit me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3631 I think your triple "rev me up" espresso was a poor investment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3632 So now that I've overcome that block everything is looking up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3633 What do you mean by "clear signs of another imminent real estate bubble crash"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3634 Are you building a bookcase? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3635 Finally, things seem to be falling into place. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3636 I don't think you should have passed on the dessert. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3637 Remember that insurance policy we discussed? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3638 Do YOU know why they call it 'the concrete jungle'? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3639 I was going to say lunch is on me, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3640 Sugar for my coffee, then signature for my life insurance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3641 When I finally told her, I felt a great weight lift from my shoulders. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3642 Mike, I'll take care of the bill. My ex's alimony check will be delayed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3643 This day can only get better after a morning like that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3644 I can't shake this sense of impending doom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3645 Will you at that? The train is on time. I think we have to end our session. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3646 I'm going to stop being such a pessimist . 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3647 You wish you knew about being creatively blocked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3648 I thought you ordered over easy 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3649 Better hope what's styrofoam? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3650 Did you order an anvil? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3651 Let's skip dessert! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3652 I just adopted a little chicken. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3653 Over my dead body will I ever agree to that! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3654 It's the slab again, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3655 Don’t worry, nothing bad happens in cartoons 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3656 My plans aren't set in concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3657 If it's a sin to support Trump... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3658 I recommend we bump up your insurance a bit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3659 You won't need to go to that meeting this afternoon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3660 Seriously...Tom...it isn't like the sky is going to fall 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3661 I'll never understand FOMO. If I'm meant to be somewhere, I'll be there. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3662 I said CMU! Not "See, I'm like you". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3663 Yes, I'm Nick Damocles. And Frank Dionysius is now a mason. What of it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3664 Hey Joe. You know that brilliant idea of yours? I took credit for it with the boss, and I'm getting a raise. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3665 Interest rates? I've never been good at predictions. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3666 He serious, bro. They're tearing down Trump Tower for salvage wall blocks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3667 I've heard that readymade art involves taking risks but this is absurd. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3668 That coffee will knock you out! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3669 If the general election is like the primaries, you might as well kill me now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3670 Gravity my friend is just a theory 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3671 Do you ever feel like something bad is about to happen? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3672 I feel like I'm coming down with something 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3673 You're right, every day is what you make of it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3674 Live fast, don't fret about gluten 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3675 Incoming 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3676 You're nuts, Luck has nothing to do with our success 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3677 I may have to rethink my position. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3678 Golf next weekend? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3679 Did you order off the menu? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3680 When haven't I kept my head under pressure! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3681 My lunch here always reminds me of Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3682 I don't know ... things just come to me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3683 Brady's better than Manning? What are you, a block head? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3684 all in all it's just another cinder block from the sky 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3685 Be proactive. That's my motto. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3686 I give you five minutes to accept my proposal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3687 I'm not so sure everything happens for a reason. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3688 Fore I think you are going to have a headache today! Trump's punishment for having coffee! Incoming - Cement Block You are such a Block Head! Construction Zone Where is OSHA when you need them? Damn, I forgot my Hard Hat today! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3689 Mother's dead. It's time I came out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3690 I just have so much on my mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3691 I will give you one minute to accept my idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3692 Opposing Trump might be dangerous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3693 WHAT ? NEVER MIND ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3694 Happy Hour ends at the drop of the clock in this joint. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3695 I'd rather die than vote in this election. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3696 Is that an Acme brick? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3697 I've never been afraid of getting hit by a bus, cancer is the thing that scares the hell out of me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3698 You really need that donut ? You should be watching out for your health a little more. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3699 Twitterverse this and Twitterverse that!! If there really is a Twitterverse, I need proof. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3700 Bob, real quickly, which folder has the James Morgan files? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3701 Thst's some concrete evidence there Ed, but no foundation to support it 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3702 Do you take anything in your coffee? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3703 So you say you broke a mirror this morning? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3704 Yep, I never seen it coming. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3705 I just don't find violence amusing, do you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3706 We know Hoffa is buried under............ 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3707 You know…I think I feel a headache coming on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3708 Everything I've ever done in my life has led me to this moment... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3709 In quantum theory the mass of an object is a function of the velocity relative to the observer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3710 I think we've struck a deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3711 I told them what I thought, and they called me Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3712 I just know I'm gonna be blocked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3713 Hold that thought! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3714 Edison bulbs are experimental enough for me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3715 Unless I get something like . . . I don't know . . . a sign from on high or something . . . I'm definitely voting for Trump! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3716 It seems we've run into a brick wall on this issue. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3717 I didn't know this happened in real life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3718 Well, I guess I'll be stuck with the bill. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3719 I'm on a crash diet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3720 Want to know the secret of life? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3721 Trust me: we'll survive the next housing crash. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3722 Getting that promotion has been a weight off my shoulders. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3723 Don't say anything- cartoon law says it won't fall on me if I don't look. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3724 I'm having trouble thinking of an appropriate metaphor for a Trump presidency. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3725 When the reality of Bernie Sanders nears you! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3726 Maybe I should have brushed up on my language skills before ordering in Italian. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3727 These new figures are going to hit the guys in finance like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3728 You didn't hear it from me, but the person who's been stealing the paper clips is— 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3729 Righto! Now we just wait for the other shoe to drop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3730 Hmm. There seems to be a leak. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3731 I guess you really were dying to see me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3732 Frank experiences an existential moment, but then savors another bite of his good morning sunshine muffin 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3733 Oh, well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3734 Look's like you're about to own this diner. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3735 Do you have life insurance? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3736 So, like I was saying, you gotta live everyday as if it were your last. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3737 Tell me again about your proposal for using Legos for our remodeling needs 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3738 If a cement block falls in the diner . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3739 He's not Mr. Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3740 Why yes, I do have a bottle of Advil on me. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3741 " . . .and unlimited refills." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3742 All I'm saying is, if you pray hard enough for God to punish the wicked among us, He will send you a sign. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3743 I told you not to criticize Chris Christie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3744 Sometimes I get a mental block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3745 Because those sandwiches are loaded with empty calories--that's why. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3746 I'm feeling lucky today! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3747 You shouldn't try to talk with your mouth full. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3748 You know Harry, sometimes you just don't get it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3749 Any thoughts on the NFL's concussion crisis? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3750 Trump seems like a statistical anomaly - something we can safely ignore. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3751 I couldn't even begin to describe to a person like you what it feels like when one of my great ideas hits me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3752 Well you can't say you didn't see it coming. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3753 Look up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3754 I just wish I could get a few days away from the office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3755 I've finally gotten comfortable with the concept of irony. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3756 I'm bored with everything today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3757 So, stay with me on this, there was this light, this tunnel, this oncoming train ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3758 And to think all this time I'd been waiting for a shoe... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3759 We close the deal or I'm flat broke. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3760 Then she said "You think you're really wily don't you?" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3761 What "blocking" looked like before the Internet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3762 It's like this foreboding sense of doom. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3763 On second thought, have all the sugar you want. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3764 Coffee doesn't quite wake you up in the morning anymore, eh? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3765 ...you just never know...life has a way of playing tricks on you...you could be crossing the street and... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3766 Everything around me is falling apart. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3767 You've been blocked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3768 Speaking of writer's block... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3769 So I thought, what's the worst that could happen. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3770 I will have a new idea soon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3771 Harry, do you take one lump or two with you coffee? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3772 I'd say something, but this Danish is just too delicious! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3773 It's time we talked about the anvil in the coffee shop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3774 If these walls could talk. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3775 One lump please. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3776 Do you ever think where you'll be in five years? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3777 I think there's some merit to this positive psychology movement 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3778 Oh, whatever? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3779 By my calculations, should be 0.85 seconds 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3780 Look me in the eye - if you have something important to say ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3781 Why did the barrista write, "man about to wear concrete block" on mine? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3782 Well, I won't keep you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3783 I've had it with my boss...he called me a blockhead again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3784 What do you mean, "Zeus is so 20th century?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3785 And then, it was like a tone of bricks... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3786 Darn if I can put my finger on it, but your Mother seems so distant lately. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3787 The great thing is the headaches stopped as soon as I switched to decaff. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3788 I was thinking of something a little more concrete. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3789 And then I said, 'A mediated divorce? I don't think so.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3790 Did you order something to go? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3791 How are you enjoying the — DUCK! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3792 OK. The ten million bucks is hidden in . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3793 I've been hit with writer's block and mental blocks before, but not a cinder block. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3794 Here comes the gluten 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3795 Seriously, I'm having some kind of block. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3796 Then it hit me like a ton of bricks - this place is falling apart. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3797 I don't know; it just seems nothing interesting ever happens to me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3798 This coffee packs a punch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3799 Now we have to worry about another thing coming from the sky 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3800 I Will Never Get Married Again ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3801 Why did you want to discuss the concept of 'Deus Ex Machina'? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3802 Do you remember that silly story about Chicken Little? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3803 Why shouldn't I have ordered a Venti? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3804 I hate it when people say, "It hit me like a ton of bricks." It's insensitive to people who actually get hit with a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3805 What are your plans for the weekend? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3806 The air feels heavy for some reason. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3807 I'm a guy that likes to play the odds.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3808 Where do you keep your executive washroom key? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3809 Here today---gone to..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3810 I'm done with my To Do list finally, but am only running 30 miles a week. You? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3811 I wish that I could think of that guy's name. It's like I have a mental block. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3812 I knew we shoulda brought our own horses! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3813 Yes, it does look like my candidate is leading in the polls... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3814 If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me dead! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3815 We've had some cut backs on the 2nd floor remodel, but I don't think it will be a problem. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3816 I was thinking should we use 6 or 8 inch block, then it hit me. . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3817 Talking of more bang for your buck... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3818 Do you think I should up my life insurance? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3819 And she has totally forgiven me.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3820 Did you tip the waitress? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3821 But at least you haven't had a brick drop on your head! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3822 I feel a draft... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3823 Let me repeat. No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3824 And that's why I am finally feeling kinda lucky. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3825 It was supposed to remind me of our meeting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3826 Oh great now I have to do the monthly report. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3827 I swear, work's been so crazy lately, I'm thinking my head's about to explode. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3828 Well, that's new. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3829 I'd been watching my weight and cholesterol and had been working out. But then I thought, 'What the hell. I'll just let things take their natural course.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3830 Maybe it’s time to retire. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3831 Has an idea ever struck you out of the blue? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3832 Maybe I'm overreacting but I seem to be like that cartoon character in Lil' Abner, you know the one with the black cloud always hanging over him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3833 He should have left a better tip. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3834 I don't think my staff liked the cuts to their benefits packages! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3835 "Tipping", isn't an exactly science you know! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3836 Have your caffeine reflexes kicked in? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3837 His office is nicer than mine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3838 I sense something here is asunder 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3839 You are about to experience a mental block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3840 I then I told her, may God strike me dead. And she believed me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3841 ... and I have no overhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3842 Did you ask for one lump or two? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3843 You ever get the feeling the world is closing in on you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3844 And you never know....A giant cinder block could come crashing down out of the blue. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3845 I pushed the project to Phil. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3846 I've been feeling flat lately. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3847 You know you said,"nothing exciting happens" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3848 I've never felt so fulfilled 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3849 Clairvoyant, schmervoyant, she was clearly deranged... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3850 Sorry my mouth is full. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3851 Don't worry, my ex-wife doesn't know that I am a Superhero 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3852 I may finally get some peace and quiet now... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3853 I wish I could think of a way to block my transfer to Omaha. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3854 I just know something is about to drop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3855 Give me a second. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3856 My horoscope says I'll get word from higher-ups today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3857 So I asked myself, what's the worst that could happen? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3858 Swipe down to end dates? Yeah, that's Cinder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3859 Dude,there's nothing upon you. (The brick falls) April fool!!!:). 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3860 Oh, and let me get the check on this lunch--I cannot remember the last time I did... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3861 Audited?! He's gonna shi... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3862 I insult you and the the best you can do is "blockhead?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3863 I make $60 an hour working from home... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3864 I don't think you need to bother ordering lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3865 Watching you caffeine? A "Venti" wouldn't kill you, you know. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3866 You never know, maybe I'll win the lottery. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3867 And to think we almost got the table by the kitchen door. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3868 I should have wished for a million dollars. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3869 The problem with these Millenials is that they never want to start on the ground floor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3870 Fred, I'm going to miss these morning coffee breaks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3871 You won't believe what that blockhead said then 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3872 Well the good news is that it looks like I'm not gonna have to pay for my lunch... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3873 No idea has ever hit me like a hit by a ton of bricks. One cement block is usually enough. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3874 Last week was a headache, but now I'm looking at the upside. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3875 Look, Mr. Trump is absolutely sincere. May I be struck ---- 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3876 Phew! Good thing he already picked up the tab. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3877 I could see it coming, Harry, but you didn't believe me... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3878 Have you ever considered switching to decaf or artificial sweeteners. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3879 I can't take the guilt any more. I've been seeing your wife. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3880 Check, please. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3881 don't look up. we are going to be crush. "pray for wings" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3882 I don't know, I just seem to have this weight on my shoulders. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3883 Rather than listening to me, you have your head in the clouds. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3884 Waiter ? There's a cement block in my soup. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3885 Then this Lucy said, 'Charlie Brown, you ...'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3886 You know, I'm no longer feeling light header. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3887 Its all part of being a New Yorker 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3888 I'd be surprised if some concrete evidence just fell in our laps. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3889 I could wait forever for a great idea to hit me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3890 Well you got your wish. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3891 So, to make a long story short ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3892 Is that a hypothetical question? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3893 Can I borrow 20 bucks? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3894 I said, "Screw you Freddy Newton, you don't know what you're talking about". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3895 Cinder blocks used to fall from the sky twice, three times a day. Now it's once month--and that's if your lucky. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3896 ...but give me a concrete example of why we can't continue this way 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3897 She was offended when I said : Let's have coffee first... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3898 My horoscope told me to expect a big change in life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3899 Why don't you get the check this time? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3900 I don't care what my wife thinks... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3901 You should have ordered the appetizer 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3902 You look so pensive! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3903 What are YOU drinking? A V8? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3904 What do you mean, death is certain to come before taxes? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3905 I finally see what you mean by building dysfunction is killing you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3906 Maybe, but now is the time to lean back! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3907 Everybody must get stoned. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3908 So, is that your final offer? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3909 But the most hurtful part was being accused of lacking judgment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3910 I really need a cemented opinion here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3911 Weight just a minute! I ordered a concrete mixer! If I am not stuffing concrete in my face pronto someones going to pay! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3912 My shrink calls it "cinderblockophobia" -- it's an irrational fear of building materials. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3913 This lunch feels like I a swallowed a brick. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3914 David, watch it, opportunity is falling 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3915 I hate it when you talk with your mouth full. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3916 Ummm Bob... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3917 I'm just like Trump. I've been incredibly and fantastically successful in the building and construction business. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3918 Yes, I, too, think that Donald Trump is very honest. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3919 Then after the longest time, all of a sudden it hit me... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3920 I hate all these Chicken Little predictions! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3921 I'm going to cut my own dick off and hide in the ladies room. Then when they come in, I'll... no wait, that won't work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3922 Thanks but you can get the next one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3923 This writer's block I've been having is really killing me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3924 We sold the air rights, so now we're building a ten-story condo up there. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3925 As you doctor I'm obligated to tell you. You have stage four cancer." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3926 You really should have had the dessert 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3927 Ya'know, those burgers can kill you just like that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3928 I wonder if this is a piece of the corporate ladder? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3929 I know it's Friday the 13th. So what? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3930 Is that your final answer? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3931 Quite frankly, predestination's a bunch'a hooey. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3932 hello 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3933 Quick, your password. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3934 Hey, you can't stop living or be afraid to leave your house....if you do that, they will win. You can get hit by a car crossing the street in this city, so daily life is more dangerous than anything! You know what I'm saying? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3935 A chip off the old block, eh? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3936 I don't like deconstructionism, and I'll tell you why. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3937 Earl, I slept with your wife. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3938 I know exactly what the deal is Harry, I don't a cinder block to fall on my head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3939 Are you being quiet because I beat you out of the promotion? I'm sure your day will come. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3940 Heads up dude!!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3941 You know, I am the luckiest man alive. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3942 So I said "Curse away you old witch..." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3943 I've had this strange premonition all morning that this afternoon would be a career change. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3944 Remember those Mario Power Blocks? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3945 What else could they put in this cappuccino to ki They really need to rethink their brick and mortar position. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3946 First time ever two really good things happened for me today 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3947 My goal is to become a talking head at the network 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3948 So what else could possibly happen? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3949 Your Tinder's blocked? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3950 I feel about a block away from where I should be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3951 If the gratuity is already included, how do I punish the server for horrible service? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3952 Oops, I spoke too soon. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3953 Oh, about 10,000 to 1, why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3954 The law of gravity is immutable or so they say. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3955 Looks like Chicken Little is into construction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3956 Anyway .. are you an organ donor ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3957 The worst part is the weight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3958 It's been a great week so far. And you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3959 Kiss me NOW, you fool! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3960 I heard that Trump build this building 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3961 remember how you said work gave you a headache 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3962 HR has our team going on a retreat next weekend to teach us how to "live in the moment." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3963 Bricks and mortar business are the only rock solid investment, ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3964 If I just lean back a tad it should just hit him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3965 And that, my friend, is how I KNOW my luck's about to change. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3966 I think they may be taking the idea of ‘deconstructed cuisine’ a little too far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3967 This is why I only drink decaf. Caffeine hits me like a brick. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3968 Well maybe not like a TON of bricks... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3969 You were right all along. If you expect good things to happen, they will 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3970 I can't believe my eyes a brick is falling through this restaurant! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3971 I think I'm coming down with "Architect's Block". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3972 And those are the benefits of trickle-down econ... [THUMP] 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3973 Can you imagine anything worse Can you imagine anything worse than our negoti Can you imagine anything worse now that our negotiations have hit a brick wall? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3974 Is this a good time to talk about life insurance? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3975 Why are all the people in the office calling me Chicken Little? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3976 The idea hit Jerry like a ton of brinks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3977 I hope the sky falls on me if I even think about voting for that clown! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3978 So all of a sudden the thing comes crashing down like a ton of bricks, never seen anything like it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3979 I feel inspiration is going to hit me any second! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3980 "Annh," he deserves it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3981 You can't always expect "pennies from heaven." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3982 It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a brick!" "Seriously dude! Think of something better for the new Superman. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3983 What you wanted to say was "figuratively." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3984 This story could be a block buster. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3985 Technically, I am a "beta-tester" for Acme Corporation 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3986 Whaddya mean I'm a 'chip off the old block'? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3987 You're a dreamer, Bill. I need a concrete solution, or you can look for another job. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3988 The downfall of pop-up restaurants! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3989 Fasting on Yom Kippur is for suckers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3990 What's up, coffee dude? Nothing much, sandwich dude cartoon by levi 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3991 Hmmm..."Heads up!" is probably the wrong warning.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3992 It's sword of DAMOCLES. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3993 I'm suffering writer's block. Man, what can be worse than writer's block? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3994 'hmm... do I open the umbrella and risk bad luck?' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3995 There goes the debt ceiling... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3996 No. I'm fine. No complaints. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3997 Hum, Ah John, did I ever tell you your wife is HOT! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3998 Grow up...Karma is for losers 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3999 I'm sorry, Phil, but I don't have time to 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4000 His dismissal of irony really brought down the house. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4001 How about you get the check and I'll pay next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4002 A little hair of the dog always does the trick. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4003 Bill, stop trying to drive home the hearse! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4004 It's either a small cinderblock or a ridiculous looking drone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4005 I've got a crushing headache. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4006 I've finally overcome my irrational fear of being hit by a falling concrete block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4007 Good thing you did not ask for two lumps! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4008 Yea, I'm short sellin ACME. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4009 Sometimes, I'm such a blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4010 It was a simple clerical error, Robert. May God strike me dead if I'm not telling the truth. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4011 Consolidated Life. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4012 it's a foreboding i can't seem to block 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4013 You know, it's always something .... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4014 I'd do anything to get on the nightly news. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4015 There must be a quicker way to lower our overhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4016 I don't mind tossing out a blockbuster idea, it's the catching I hate. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4017 We may have unplugged Mother a little too soon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4018 I hear Acme made some changes in their product line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4019 Perhaps its time to hedge your postition 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4020 What's that analogy when you feel completely floored by something? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4021 Karma: "Who are you calling a blockhead?" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4022 Mind your own business. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4023 Listen, I need that fifty dollars you owe me. Quickly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4024 Please pass the sugar, quickly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4025 Bernie? Nah. More likely a cement block will drop on my head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4026 Apparently, this place is known for its flattened chicken. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4027 Well, as you can imagine, the news hit me like 37 pounds of brick 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4028 It's like the sword of Damocles, but our insurance required the two extra strings. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4029 Could we get the check, please? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4030 Uhh.. How do you like your coffee? One lump or two... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4031 Trump or Cruz .. It' s like chunking bricks.. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4032 As to schedule...I think the Masons are right on target! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4033 Say, could I borrow twenty bucks? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4034 so, can one block these gravity waves? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4035 You were saying something about your policy's pre-existing condition clause. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4036 Good news, I don't think you'll be visiting your in-laws this weekend. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4037 Life is short, you know? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4038 Doctor said I may even become a centenarian. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4039 For 20 years I bought this crap and then it hit me like a brick! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4040 Is there anything worse than an auditor breathing down your back? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4041 Are you even listening? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4042 Hmm should I tell him or not? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4043 You're always telling me to block things out, Jim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4044 I disagree ... Trump's through the roof! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4045 Sometimes I feel just like a blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4046 My motto is, live every day as if it's your last. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4047 Your time is up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4048 It's not like the literal sky is falling. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4049 No I don't think we should pay more taxes for building inspectors! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4050 I hope it's true that you're a hard headed business man. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4051 Regarding your cinder toffee coffee order... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4052 Things are finally looking up for me, Bill. I can feel it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4053 I think opportunities arise when you are in the right place at the right time..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4054 I tell you the world's coming apart with this election. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4055 Inspiration; she is a fickle muse –you never know where your next big idea will come from. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4056 Not a feeling, Larry. It's more like a premonition... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4057 You ever feel like something heavy is looming over your head? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4058 I've got this weight hanging over me. Do you think my writers block will ever go away? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4059 I guess I'm just tired of people telling me "to chin up." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4060 You can take this personally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4061 We may not have to plan that far ahead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4062 Are you trying to scare me ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4063 The sooner I get out from under the better, 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4064 That time-space warping theory is just nonsense. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4065 Chicken Little didn't have a clue. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4066 Sorry to eat and run, but I've got a killer of an afternoon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4067 So I put it all in a deferred annuity which will pay me big bucks when I reach 85. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4068 Look, either you've got it or you don't! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4069 What do you suppose the "chicken little" special is? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4070 Walter Mitty-2016 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4071 Watch out! Scott Walker blew up the union! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4072 Coffee really helps me get away from writer's block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4073 John, I think someone remembered your last tip. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4074 Sometimes I think I need to get hit in the head with a brick to get my attention. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4075 So I guess, after all, things are really looking up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4076 What did you say about the "duck" ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4077 The bartender sure is taking a long time with that cement mixer... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4078 That _is_ a bad idea! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4079 This is much better than the usual takeout. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4080 I think you should eliminate your overhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4081 According to FiveThirtyEight... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4082 As a matter of fact, they did use anvils before the budget crunch. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4083 I think instead you got a coffee to go. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4084 "Im telling you Braverman, this meeting is over"! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4085 By the way, I've decided to end the affair... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4086 I just wish something would hit me that could change my life. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4087 As you know, I rarely make hasty decisions... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4088 I'm going to need more coffee for this meeting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4089 Good news. You won't have to do the presentation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4090 No, I guess not. Would you want to be able to know how you're going to go? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4091 "Heavy" coffee? Yes. But not as heavy as it will be, yet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4092 No one will listen to me anymore. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4093 A reality television personality as president; not in my lifetime. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4094 I'm glad we're talking this out. I don't like it hanging over my head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4095 "Hmmm... Out of the coyote... Guess I'll go with the panko crusted roadrunner instead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4096 So, what's up with you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4097 I know things seem difficult but I've always been an optimist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4098 Give me a minute and I'm sure it will hit me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4099 I'm waiting for the payoff, but it's still up in the air. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4100 Hate to say this, but I think that's a bug in your coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4101 This seemed like a much better idea when we were drinking. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4102 This campaign is not the first time he has built from the top down. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4103 That's going to hurt the Yelp review. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4104 I can't believe that waiter messed up my order. What a blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4105 I didn't mean it, God ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4106 Quick! Hand me your wallet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4107 So that's what happens when you tip below %15. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4108 Hmm...cloudy with a chance of bricks? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4109 I don't like heroes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4110 Now you think the slow service WAS a problem? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4111 I'm telling you, someday, it'll hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4112 What can make this headache go away? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4113 What do you mean, "Live a little."? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4114 ...then Flitcraft adjusted to I-beams not falling, get it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4115 What do you think of the implications of quantum mechanics? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4116 Yup, just dumb luck! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4117 Watch out, those carbs'll kill you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4118 I'm tired of banging my head against a brick wall. I hope things would turn around. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4119 Boss, don't move! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4120 There's nothing worse than lukewarm coffee... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4121 He did say I was paying the bill... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4122 I am ready for a coffee "break". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4123 I'm terribly worried about rising sea levels. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4124 You're right, Ted. You're not paranoid... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4125 Before we wrap things up here, there is just one last thing I feel I should bring to your attention. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4126 I need something more concrete than just "a sign." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4127 Well I'll be damned, he was guilty. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4128 You should have asked for a ham omlette. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4129 Please be accurate Jim. It's not a brick, it's a cinder block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4130 So then she says, "Something really bad is going to happen to you today." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4131 I hate to be the one who says the sky is falling, but . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4132 I can't imagine anything else going wrong today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4133 Tell me fast--who are you voting for? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4134 This is what I've learned: it's all about risk-management. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4135 He should have had a V8. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4136 If I can just block out the distractions I know I can cement the deal. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4137 Really, what makes you think he's a brick short? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4138 Black Swans Unlimited had the lowest bid. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4139 I wonder, is it true what they say about the falling real estate market? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4140 Heaven knows! We need solid building blocks for the success of this project. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4141 Looks like he is about to regret winning that game of "jinx." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4142 What do you mean by "Cinder Block of Damocles?' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4143 Today's Special...Squash? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4144 Where are we with succession planning?" "Almost finished with Phase 1. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4145 And speaking of a chip off the old block.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4146 I'm sorry, Dave, but your promotion will just have to wait for a vacancy in managment." "I'm okay with that, Bill. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4147 I've just been named the "Master of Your Fate" speaker of the year. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4148 You gotta stop eating sandwiches every day, Mike. The carbs are gonna kill you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4149 You blockhead! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4150 I had that dream last night where you can't seem to get away from impending doom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4151 I wonder how the artist feels about what happens next? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4152 And then I said to myself, "Bill, you gotta make some concrete plans for your future." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4153 This gives new meaning to espresso. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4154 Chip! The block! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4155 To my knowledge, no on has ever called me a blockhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4156 It's really quite rudimentary. The easiest way to win The New Yorker caption contest, I've found, is -- 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4157 Of course, if something were to . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4158 What is wrong Joe?. Ever since 9/11, you seem to be preoccupied with imaginary objects falling from the sky. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4159 Better cover your drink. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4160 Man, I hit a brick wall at work today! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4161 So then I just walked out before she could retaliate. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4162 I think I have been blocking a lot 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4163 Hmmm.Could be a lawsuit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4164 There is a God. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4165 We no longer have a concrete deal. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4166 Your ex-wife has sent something for you!" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4167 That's about all the time I can block out for now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4168 Too bad. He's a nice guy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4169 This above all: to thine own self be true. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4170 After all those salmonella outbreaks, what more could go wrong at Chipotle? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4171 I said "Doris, I'd sooner be stoned than agree to that property settlement." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4172 When you sell insurance, you have coverage for everything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4173 I'm so ready for a change. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4174 Sometimes I think inevitability is a very hazy concept. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4175 So I tell the kid, You create your own luck. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4176 Why are you canceling my promotion announcement tomorrow? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4177 I think they want us to order a full meal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4178 So I told her just to cancel my life insurance since I work in an office. What could happen to me? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4179 Sorry to tell you this, but I'm going to have to let you go. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4180 Last time I ignored it. You see, existence needs concep-- 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4181 I just wish life were more like cartoons, y'know? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4182 Did you order the express box lunch? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4183 I really don't need that extra life insurance right now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4184 I'd better prepare for the vice presidency opening. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4185 I wish I knew. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4186 My suggestion ... DUCK! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4187 What's the best thing for a headache? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4188 I see buying this shop as a key building block in a financially secure retirement. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4189 Okay, sure, if you insist. This one's on you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4190 You signed the check, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4191 Hartford, shmartford 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4192 No. Why? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4193 "I'll have the Grande Concussion with an extra shot, a splatter of heavy cream, and 2 sugars". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4194 After 34 years I'm retiring from bricklaying to spend time with my family and finally write that novel I've been thinking about... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4195 No way. My commodities guy sees gold, silver, and cinder block futures going up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4196 I want something light. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4197 I'm glad mine's to go. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4198 Life's boring. Nothing ever happens to me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4199 So the bomb exploded but, luckily, I was unscathed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4200 Even though we are laid off, meting for lunch does Even though we are laid off, meeting for lunch is just fine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4201 And then it hit me like a blot from the blue: My wife is cheating with a brick mason. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4202 Quick! Say something philosophic: your last words can't be "pass me the sugar"! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4203 Every now and then, I get a mental block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4204 It's a concrete proposal, but a need a quick yes or no. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4205 Yes, I'm signing my new will tomorrow, making you the sole heir. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4206 The food is pretty good but the service is average. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4207 I was wondering what it would be like if Trump became President... and then it hit me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4208 These estimates look promising, but I'm going to need something concrete. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4209 So she say's, "one lump or two, and I'm like..........BLACK!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4210 A blessing on your head mazal tov, mazal tov! A brick falling on your head, mazal tov, mazal tov! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4211 I don't need somebody to hit me in the head with a bat to know I'm in trouble with the boss. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4212 If I'm lying to you, may God strike me dead! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4213 We might need to get the food to-go 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4214 I call it the Block of Damocles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4215 So, may I presume our conversation is over? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4216 No one's looking out for the white guy anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4217 These construction delays are killin' me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4218 Good thing you ordered the duck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4219 So,how'd the Trump rally go? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4220 I've decided to be ironic. I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4221 Nothing good ever happens before my first cup of coffee. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4222 Ten years of therapy and I finally believe that I don't have a target on my head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4223 And I really don't buy that superstition about throwing spilled salt over the shoulder! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4224 Better drink that fast, Damocles! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4225 My secret is safe 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4226 Wait—an idea's about to hit me—I can feel it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4227 Don't interrupt! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4228 I just feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4229 ...then it hit me, like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4230 This could be a New York Life moment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4231 If it wasn't for this safe haven, work would just kill me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4232 So I told him "I don't need any life insurance!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4233 Something's coming, I don't know what it is, but it is... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4234 I'm so stuffed up, it feels like I've got a head full of concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4235 Then, out of thin air, she drops the 'D' word on me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4236 My wife left me for my boss, my house burned down, my cat died but I'm finally beginning to think I've turned the corner. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4237 Dang he'll probably get to take the day off for this 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4238 Actually, sell when YOU feel it's the right time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4239 You've really got to work on your pronunciation. It almost sounded like you ordered the `Cementi Grande.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4240 Don't look up. The sky is falling! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4241 Can't wait to get the lid of this new Iron Brew drink Bill, they says it's made with girders! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4242 Lately I've been feeling scatterbrained. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4243 Thanks for meeting me here. I tell ya, there's no escaping the gravity of the situation we're in. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4244 Do you have plans for dinner tonight? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4245 I am fortunate to have a friend like you! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4246 But I love, I loves my sweet rat. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4247 You really are a chip off the old block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4248 It's a more authentic take on exposed brick 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4249 I suppose you also want me to believe in global warming... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4250 Did your order a same day delivery from Amazon? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4251 Ow, this coffee's hot. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4252 We better sell a lot of life insurance from this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4253 We talked about it for over two hours, I kept telling her I understood her feelings. It's not like I need to be hit over the head! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4254 I mean it's now or never, so I guess I'll do it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4255 If you ordered a cement block for lunch, I think it was just delivered by drone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4256 Uh oh, I think the time's run out on my parking meter! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4257 I wonder if they'll split the bill 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4258 Can we work cooperatively with this union? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4259 Just how bad can decaf get, anyway? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4260 Mind if we swing by the pharmacy for some Tylenol on our way back to the office? I feel a headache coming on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4261 It's simply Politics as Usual - not impending doom. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4262 Honestly Henry, sometimes I think you worry too much. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4263 The wages of cinder block 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4264 Making helmets mandatory in coffee shops may be too little, too late. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4265 Nice try Tom... What is it this time, a cinder block?! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4266 Uh, I just wanted to thank you for picking this place away from the office to fire me . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4267 After you asked for the divorce, you didn't, by chance, suggest she block out a few ideas for the settlement? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4268 I feel like there's a ton hanging over my head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4269 I tell you again "I've had it." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4270 Hmm...I would warn him, but I know he's for Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4271 I did warn him it's a concrete jungle out here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4272 From now on, I'm really gonna' try to just live in the moment more. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4273 The silver lining -- it's not a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4274 I'v been invited to a block party 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4275 My jury duty case? Aren't they all scaffolding accidents?! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4276 Maybe it's the Law and Order binge-watching, but this new 3 million dollar life insurance policy makes me paranoid. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4277 By the time I warn you, it will be ....(thud) too late. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4278 You're right, life sucks and then you die. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4279 You know what hit me today like a ton of bricks? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4280 This is my first date on Cinder. I'm really hoping you don't swipe left. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4281 Funny idea of an art exhibit this cafe has... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4282 I won't invest until the bottom drops out of the market. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4283 What the... I ordered this black! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4284 They say the coffee at this place is a big hit with everyone 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4285 You know that stuff is going to kill you. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4286 Why yes, I do work for the Acme Company. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4287 I don't know if you have time for that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4288 Sorry...missed that...having a mental block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4289 It's Tinder, but the scars are real. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4290 My note says to be more obser.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4291 Should've seen this one coming. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4292 This Tetris demo is just the first game for our VR glasses line. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4293 Sometimes it's like the sword of Damocles is hanging over my head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4294 Being laid up in the hospital for 18 months was rough, but now that I'm starting to walk again things are really looking up! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4295 No brick has to fall on my head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4296 Well, I guess he did push pretty hard for a head on that coffee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4297 Hope he's voting Sanders in the primary. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4298 Umm. . . . maybe you shouldn't have sworn to God that you'd build Trumps border wall yourself! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4299 If I hear one more person say, "You deserve a brick today," I'm going to flip out!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4300 What does the Last Supper have to do with our business lunch? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4301 I just have a feeling something big is coming my way...you know? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4302 My mother always told me that if I'm in a quandary, just contemplate for a moment and then something will knock some sense into you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4303 You're right. An anvil would be too cliche. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4304 And then, just like that, it suddenly hit me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4305 I have complete confidence in the building inspector. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4306 ”Is your insurance paid up?! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4307 It's true; I always have to have the last word. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4308 ...and I'm sick to death of my wife constantly calling me a blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4309 Do you believe in IFOs? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4310 Then, in '08, I signed my largest deal... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4311 Why are you always such a pessimist? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4312 I probably shouldn't have played hookie today, I have so much work to do. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4313 So that's why I just bought a long-term care policy. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4314 I'll have to let this coffee cool down 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4315 I tell ya, I can feel it, Chuck. Today's the day I'm gonna catch that Road Runner. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4316 I think it's your turn to pay. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4317 I'm hoping Maybe inspiration will just hit me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4318 A breeze block? Someone's got a loose grip on reality 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4319 Dave, I think this is the right moment to tell you that I've been having an affair with your wife. But I'm going to have to fire you again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4320 If this block hangs over my head much longer, I'm dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4321 Hey Bob, you might want to take that coffee to go. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4322 So I said a ton of bricks doesn't have to fall on my head. What? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4323 I preferred when they retaliated by spitting on your sandwich. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4324 Ever get the feeling you are about to get clobbered? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4325 That is if they ever find me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4326 Like Yogi said, 'It ain't over 'til it's over.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4327 So then it hit me, like a ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4328 Stop talking about bricks and mortar projects. All that matters is the cloud. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4329 There must be a reason for everything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4330 I don't care, I said don't talk to me until I've had my coffee 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4331 I really think 'no tipping' is catching on 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4332 Day after day I wait, for that concrete evidence suggesting there is more to life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4333 Gotta admit I'm ambivalent when it comes to Right to Life Right to Choice issues 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4334 Of course, short-term investments carry less risk, but . . . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4335 And she's constantly making empty threats. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4336 I'm not sure what my last meal would be. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4337 My best ideas come out of the blue. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4338 So you want to be president of Damocles Construction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4339 I had a dream last night someone called me a blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4340 So help me, if I'm lying, may I be struck dead by masonry! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4341 I still don't have replies on Tumblr. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4342 I'd never let Trump build a wall in my uterus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4343 Maybe some coffee will clear up this mental block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4344 I have the worst case of writer's block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4345 It kills me having to work through lunch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4346 We've all had a stale bagel, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4347 Mark my words Bob, the bottom of the Market is going to drop out any day now! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4348 Hey Bill, that Excedrin is finally starting to kick in. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4349 I don't think this is the pool deck, Kenny.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4350 What can happen? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4351 I'm having something different. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4352 why'd I get this to go? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4353 Did you see her face when I asked for a fifth cup of coffee? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4354 To sum up my posit.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4355 Not the first time I have had a mental block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4356 And that's when I first started to question Newton's theories. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4357 If the coffee doesn't wake you up, this place has something stronger that will do the job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4358 I chose this restaurant because they always have a daily surprise on their menu. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4359 I tipped with a Trump dollar. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4360 I'll buy lunch! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4361 Looks like the wall got 10 feet taller 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4362 Relax and thank God it is not the oroverbial ton. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4363 I can't recommend the cement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4364 S&P Futures are plummeting. I predict a catastrophic day ahead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4365 I prefer to call it "accident" and health coverage. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4366 Talking to a friend like you is like a load of bra 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4367 It's gonna hit you in 3...2.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4368 I hate that new church, I hope a sinner blocks the door! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4369 Imagine-She called me a blockhead! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4370 But you mean "cinder block" metaphorically though, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4371 Sometimes I feel like the Brick of Damocles is hanging over me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4372 ...and then she said, and then he said.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4373 So you forgot the remote again? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4374 It's all over but the shouting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4375 I wish I had a bigger sandwich than you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4376 Nevermind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4377 They were out of anvils 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4378 I feel like the only bad thing that isn't happening to me right now is a block coming down on my head.. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4379 Don't worry we a plan for any possible scenario 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4380 Real quickly, any other ideas? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4381 You know, this maybe the last time..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4382 Knock knock. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4383 I ordered an orange crush. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4384 Time is really not an issue for me.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4385 It's all set. Don't be such a skeptic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4386 Karma? Yeah, why? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4387 Maybe it's a block-headed idea but... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4388 I hope you paid. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4389 Which is correct? Concrete or cement? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4390 God never gives me a day off. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4391 My ability to accept the absurd has just recently came into conflict with the fact that my personal prayers are seemingly being answered 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4392 A 5 or 10% tip is the least of his problems 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4393 This place always blocks me up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4394 Bill I think your phone is buzzing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4395 I have closing arguments in the Don Giovanni case today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4396 Looks likes concrete idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4397 I'm really just looking for some concrete results. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4398 So I says, "I get it, you're mad - you don't have to hit me over the head with a brick." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4399 Did you order the falling steel beam? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4400 I subscribe to the Alan King policy of not needing Insurance. Spend the money on a nice piece of pie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4401 It can't be a brick. It's always a safe or a piano. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4402 Oh, I say old chap, have you been reading in the NEW YORK TIMES the news about India? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4403 I wonder why it's called a deconstructed latte. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4404 Hear about Bob? Heart attack. Just like tha- 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4405 I think you will soon have a more concrete idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4406 Does it ever appear to you like Starbucks stores just drop from the sky? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4407 Well at least he'll have no worries about the election! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4408 Did I say my ex is likely to get even with me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4409 I have never had writer's block quite like this 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4410 This doesn't look like a flat white. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4411 I accepted a job with Joe Btfspik & Sons. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4412 This restaurant is a killer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4413 I'm gluten-free, dairy-free, entirely organic from my toothpaste to my shoe polish, yet I still get these crushing headaches at least once a day. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4414 Yes. I will marry you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4415 That's what I love about this place, the strongest coffee and the heaviest bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4416 ... and I told that fortune-telling mason to go **** himself. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4417 My future feels up in the air. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4418 Ever wonder why some people are in the wrong place at the wrong time? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4419 So ... when do you think Mort will drop in? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4420 Sugar? One brick or two? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4421 ...and then, it finally hit me... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4422 I think we should take the long view. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4423 Nothing specific, really. Just a general sense of foreboding. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4424 . . . and literally make America great again. But hey–it's your daydream. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4425 I'm an agnostic too, Herb, all the way--no wait! I didn't mean that! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4426 should i save him pr let him die so i can get the job 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4427 Did you ever get THAT feeling? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4428 Watch out, the Trumptastrophe is falling! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4429 Are you an insurance salesman? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4430 Don't worry about making it to your next appointment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4431 Did I unplug my straightener this morning? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4432 You have to be really hardheaded to survive is this business. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4433 Alan, I swear on my life it's true. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4434 So, what do you think? Stocks or bonds? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4435 Frankly I think 10 percent is more than enough. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4436 Beware of maxi-ton of bricks decisions. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4437 I wonder if my BulletProof Coffee is CinderBlock proof as well? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4438 Power lunching is great for brain storms. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4439 Would you believe me if I said the sky was falling? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4440 Even with strong opposition, no one can touch me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4441 You think this is bad? Just wait for the other brick to drop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4442 This one's on me, I insist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4443 Every time it rains here, it rains cinders from heaven. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4444 Hmmm, no, I'm not familiar with the 'Cinder block of Damocles.'" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4445 Dead poet society! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4446 Superstitious? No. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4447 Your ideas are always too heavy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4448 I think I have a mental block 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4449 Falling cinder blocks I can tolerate, but the severed finger pointing at my coffee is really creeping me out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4450 I'm thinking about ordering the,'Chicken Little ' salad! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4451 You know, that would be as improbable as a cinder block falling on your head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4452 I'm sorry, I know I can be a block head sometimes.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4453 Well, there's always the line about man planning and God laughing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4454 No need to find a brick wall to slam your head into. . .now it comes to you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4455 In the cement business irony goes over everybody's head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4456 First let's define the terms more concretely. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4457 I think the waitress has a crush on me 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4458 I wish you'd pay attention when I'm talking to you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4459 Hold that thought, would you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4460 I'm the victim of a glass ceiling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4461 Right now it sucks to be you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4462 You know you said you felt like a weight had been lifted from your shoulders? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4463 See mints? What mints? I don't see any mints... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4464 Wait, I thought you ordered a knuckle sandwich? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4465 Ever have a worrisome premonition? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4466 If I were you, I wouldn't worry about it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4467 I need some concrete answers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4468 my astrologer cancelled my appointment. I thought they were like therapists, they never really say 'you don't need me anymore'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4469 I take the long view. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4470 I don't care what the boss says, I'm no blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4471 Seems like lately I've been suffering from a mental block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4472 This happens every time you have an idea? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4473 Yeah, but I still have these premonitions of doom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4474 Yeah, I just live a stone's throw from here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4475 My wife said I was "one block short of a load"...can you imagine that? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4476 Wait for it..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4477 Atticus considered warning his client about the falling cinder block, but he reasoned that the thing speaks for itself. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4478 Did I hear you right? Don't you ever call me a blockhead! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4479 So how do we stop our masons from knocking off so early? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4480 Physicist's block had plagued him all week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4481 Luck is the residue of design my friend 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4482 I give up. How will I be more like Charle Brown? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4483 I switched to orange juice. Caffeine was giving me a headache. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4484 Strike me dead if I'm lying! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4485 We would rather stay on break then go back to work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4486 I'm sorry but that is my 'drop dead' position. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4487 Paul sure seemed to take the news of his redundancy well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4488 Falling cinder blocks happen. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4489 Alan Watts said it best: "You and I are all as much continuous with the physical universe as a wave is continuous with the ocean." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4490 If only I had an 'aha' moment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4491 The market is really plummeting today. I need a solid investment 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4492 I never seem to finish anything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4493 you remember that last tip you gave? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4494 I think there's something wrong with your Fitbit... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4495 No, I ordered the planked salmon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4496 Let me get you an aspirin 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4497 Cartoonist's speed lines usually suggest movement 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4498 Be honest... Do I come off as sort of a blockhead? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4499 You must have had one too many, 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4500 No, I never worry about the stock market falling. It's other things, right out of the blue. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4501 Today's special is going down heavy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4502 "Cartoonist's block"? Never heard of it. As bad as "writer's block"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4503 I thought a ton would look a lot bigger. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4504 I don't care what my doctor says, eating fast food is safe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4505 It's time to crack some heads. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4506 Isn't today April Fool's day? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4507 Last call! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4508 Wow - an Isaac Newton moment... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4509 Sorry, can I quickly have your share of the bill? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4510 ..."and who needs that headache." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4511 You know what turning 50 is like? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4512 I think I just found the answer to your problems . . . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4513 You'd take one for the team right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4514 I need to tell you something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4515 I am with Dewey, Suem and Howe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4516 Without coffee, I just can't have a good day. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4517 I've been wanting to tell you something for the longest time, but felt it might hit you like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4518 Another parking ticket is probably the least of my worries. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4519 What are you thinking? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4520 Hello from the other side... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4521 Ahh, Chicken Little was over-rated. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4522 I was always more of a Tex Avery man myself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4523 What a blockbuster idea. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4524 Life is so short. We need to treasure every . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4525 So, how's your renovation going? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4526 Weight. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4527 My daughter tells me the universe is trying to "tell me something," those millenials... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4528 I see where that blockhead Trump is retaliating against anybody that says anything nasty about him 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4529 They say it's never too late 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4530 'G' or 'g,' do you think it matters? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4531 I make my own luck, Richard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4532 I may be wrong, but I think this is my lucky day. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4533 Yeah sure like one day I'm gonna get hit on the head by a falling concrete block.... What's the likelihood of that happening...... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4534 This no tips thing seems to be working out alright, don't you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4535 Blah, blah, blah, blah... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4536 Sorry I slept with your wife. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4537 So you think the caffeine will help me shake this annoying sense impending doom? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4538 I need to block CBS 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4539 And then I said to her, Cogito ergo sum. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4540 I wonder how God feels about the 2016 presidential candidates? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4541 Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4542 So, then it hits me out of the blue... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4543 Let's face it, Siri will never be able to find us a good cup of coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4544 Not in a million years would you get my job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4545 Sorry Al, I want a divorce. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4546 You know Steve, suing Acme Corporation is one thing, but joining Mr. Coyote as a defendant is just asking for trouble. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4547 Why did you just say "meep meep?" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4548 Was that over my dead body or yours? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4549 Damn that Ocles 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4550 Hold on, don't tell me. It's about to hit me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4551 If a bell rings every time an angel gets his wings, what happens when a devil gets his horns? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4552 You know that moment when it just hits you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4553 It just seems to me that Mary and I don't have much of a future. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4554 see em you 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4555 Fred's realization hit him like a, well...you know.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4556 Dingbat? My ex-wife used to call me that... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4557 Finally, I get a seat in this joint. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4558 Putting this deal together may be harder than we thought. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4559 Bob wondered if his iPhone 6-plus might have an overly robust block feature. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4560 Did you ever have one of those days when you wished that it would all end? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4561 What are you mumbling about? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4562 I can't see what else could go wrong. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4563 One more time: 'The Breaking of Pelvis 1 2 3', Take 13. Ready? Action! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4564 This was no "Cinder"ella ending 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4565 We have a shortage of cement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4566 Ever feel like something bad is about to happen? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4567 oh.....so THAT'S why my wife told me to sit there.. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4568 Brace for impact! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4569 Don't get excited. The Daily News Wasn't Bought 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4570 I only know something's true when I get something concrete. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4571 Do you have any appointments this afternoon ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4572 "She said that I was turning into a real blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4573 I spent the weekend at another awareness retreat. You? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4574 And my hair transplant doc just told me my scalp is looking like the White House lawn... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4575 The service here has really gone downhill. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4576 How much time do we have for lunch? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4577 I guess it could be worse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4578 Chip, your block is off. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4579 Watch out Mike, they're zooming in on us! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4580 Dude, I need help! Everything seems to be crashing in on me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4581 I might've just dropped a figurative brick, but things are about to get real. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4582 I just have this feeling of impending doom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4583 I'm working on my writer's block. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4584 After our 40 year friendship, Richard, I'm finally coming out to reveal my true feeling for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4585 You really think that things are starting to look up? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4586 He's gonna make America great again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4587 So you've never been sick, never worn a seat belt and you don't believe in fate? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4588 Those pancakes feel like a brick in my stomach. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4589 I'm on the block meal plan, how about you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4590 Just be honest, Pete. Whaddya think of my new hair plugs? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4591 "Well, whaddya know. Prayers do get answered". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4592 I feel a splitting headache coming on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4593 Should I... Nah he'll be fine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4594 So, then I asked God to give me a sign . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4595 Yes, if you need to leave, please go NOW!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4596 As I was saying, we were a block from Iraq when suddenly... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4597 Can I trust you to keep a secret? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4598 And your obsession with Henny Penny gives me a headache. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4599 I used to not believe hard luck stories, and then it hit me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4600 Why don't you change seats, Mr. Bossy Pants. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4601 I never believed in Henny Penny's theory............ 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4602 Sorry, but it's 'lights-out' for you Republicans. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4603 ...when suddenly, this revolutionary idea hit me like... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4604 Ah, Arnie, LEAN BACK QUICKLY! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4605 Do you ever get tired of living in a two-dimensional world? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4606 There is a fly in my coke! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4607 Is there something I've overlooked? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4608 I thought Acme went out of business when kids all got their own iPads. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4609 Why is that brick falling? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4610 Goes prophecy move up or down? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4611 im just going to drink this coffee and relax ,lifes to short to be worried about everything 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4612 Karma is kind of a brick. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4613 You ever feel like something big is about to happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4614 It's as though a great weight has been lifted from me. Or maybe the other way around. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4615 This is starting to be a real headache. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4616 Did you ever have an uncontrollable feeling of impending doom? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4617 No, I rarely suffer from writer's block. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4618 I've got a splitting headache. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4619 What a morning on Monday feels like. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4620 I might as well be hitting my head against a brick wall. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4621 What would Macbeth do? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4622 You said you were going to drop something today?? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4623 Did you pay already? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4624 I just can't figure out how to tell her that I'm leaning. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4625 Don't bother, I'll get the check. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4626 Frank, I really think your insistence on hiring union labor is destroying our business. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4627 We used to have a lot to talk about. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4628 Sidewalk dining ain't what it used to be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4629 It's time to go! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4630 'Cinderblock of Damocles?' Is that even a thing? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4631 If a new idea doesn't strike me soon, this writer's block is going to kill me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4632 George-can you believe I just won the lottery-but I still come to work everyday like nothing happened. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4633 Try to summarize your grand conclusion really quickly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4634 I work at OSHA. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4635 Look up in the air! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4636 Oops, I think I'm going to need some extra napkins. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4637 I sure would at least like to see a dead cat bounce today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4638 Oklahoma. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4639 Simile. Metaphor would be 'like a ton of bricks.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4640 I don't know how to tell you this, but I slept with your wife. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4641 No, not cement. I'm pretty sure it's called a concrete block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4642 I told that guy I wasn't going to pay him $30 an hour to build my balcony on the 30th floor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4643 I mean sure, I could be hit by a bus at any moment but let's be serious...I need to max out my annual IRA contributions starting right now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4644 Simon, now that you're in New York - lets drop the Brit lingo. Ok? Hmm? You know - boot for trunk, wings for fenders. Pudding for... Oh I see. What is your word for breeze block? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4645 I've just been feeling this impending doom lately, I'm sure it's all in my head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4646 Spit it out, Ken--I don't have all day. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4647 Oh, well. He didn't me get me much back, anyhow. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4648 Oh my God — the fortune cookie was right! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4649 I expect to hear back from the Foundation any moment now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4650 I'm thinking about moving. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4651 Do you ever feel like Doomsday is fast approaching? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4652 Should I warn him? Eh, not enough time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4653 Next time I'll try the latte. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4654 I wish Donald Trump were here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4655 I'm dying for another cup of coffee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4656 You told me to expect the unexpected. Now you say there's going to be a concrete block market crash? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4657 I told you not to order something heavy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4658 I hope you enjoyed your day job. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4659 No, I never get writer's block. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4660 I forgot this place is 'cash-only.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4661 Then he said: It's like getting hit with a ton of bricks, whatever that means. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4662 I'll leave the abstract philosophizing to you Ted, I deal in concrete ideas. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4663 So I told her, 'I'd rather get hit by a brick than vote for Donald Trump.'" "You couldn't have chosen something, er, softer? A soccer ball maybe? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4664 Yeah, I know about online gourmet meals, but nothing beats the old brick-and-mortar diner. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4665 What do you mean speaking of duck and roll? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4666 You insisted on changing tables! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4667 I know Our Lord tries to communicate with us in strange ways,but 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4668 Hey John what are you looking at? Is there something on my head? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4669 I digressed, what about the cement price? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4670 Lousy Horoscope this morning. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to stop that nonsense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4671 Hollow threats don't impress me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4672 It's called Acme Witness Protection, and it works. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4673 ...and just to prove my point, I deliberately walked under a ladder this morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4674 Gotta run... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4675 Oh, watch . . . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4676 I think you are right. We did eat here on the same day 20 years ago. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4677 This Chicken Little themed restaurant takes itself too seriously. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4678 This meeting is not going to end well - check please! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4679 It's just that nobody crosses the cinder lobby. I gotta watch my back. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4680 stop worrying about how to pay for retirement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4681 The ad said this coffee would knock you out but I don't agree. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4682 Well, they're saying we should all get more fiber into our diets. Even the birds are trying it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4683 I'm telling you.. it's like the Cinder Block of Damocles.. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4684 Watch out! REALITY is coming down 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4685 So, what's on your mind? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4686 I'm thinking of running for Congress. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4687 I predicted the last financial crash. I will pull out of the markets sooner rather than later. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4688 Cutbacks. Cinder-block is cheaper than the Sword of Damocles. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4689 I BETTER COMB MY HAIR FAST BEFORE IT GOES ON THE INTERNET 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4690 What do they mean by "open during deconstruction"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4691 Talk about same day delivery. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4692 Oh my god, the dream with my boss is coming true! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4693 Sure, the bun's tasty but like cement in the stomach. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4694 Can I have the rest of your coffee if you don't finish it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4695 First day without my safety helmet and everything is ok so far... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4696 There's something missing from my boiler-maker. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4697 Yes your headache may disappear now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4698 That is the last time I hire a handyman from ISIS to repair my roof! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4699 I have this eerie sense of impending doom 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4700 New Yorker's in trouble. I hear the cartoonists are killing off everyone now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4701 Heads-up. Here comes our entrees. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4702 I thought I requested balloons to end this meeting 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4703 They're going to have to shoot this over, sorry. The script was explicitly written as 'then it hit me like a ton of bricks ' not A brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4704 I can't believe they've got no wi-fi in this old coffee shop! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4705 If there's a payoff, it won't just fall from the sky. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4706 Sometimes I just get the feeling that my life is going to get worse. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4707 So, my broker said, "Don't worry, everything's fine." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4708 No thanks. That's about it for me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4709 The divorce is not concrete. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4710 Humphrey, an eerie feeling grips hold of me! A very weighty matter overshadows my mind! Best to confess major blocked sin! I cemented an affair with your vainglorious wife. Ha, we both began and broke off tryst while snacking on graham crackers! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4711 My wife says I should be more optimistic. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4712 Why do you want to know my PIN number? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4713 Your life insurance paid up? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4714 I've been embezzling from our partnership. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4715 Unless I'm very much mistaken, the Democrats are going to crush us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4716 Code, Schmode. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4717 Did you hear that Microsoft used their chatbot program to build a robot? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4718 I'm so tired, I feel as though my head is made of cement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4719 There is no actuarial algorithm for computing the risk for blockheads. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4720 Look up and your pain of your lost job will be replaced. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4721 You said you were named for Wile E. Coyote, right? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4722 I try to live every day as if it was my last. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4723 I can't believe that April 15th is right around the corner-- that's when the brick really hits the man. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4724 Yeah, I DID leave an 8% tip last time....it's not like they remember stuff like that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4725 Did you just call me Blockhead? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4726 You never know 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4727 I really should switch to decaf - I get headaches all the time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4728 Look up there is a brick going tofall on your head? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4729 God preordained him to win the nomination. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4730 Anvils are so 20th century 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4731 My favorite song was "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4732 At least it's not an anvil. That's so cliché. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4733 Left Guy: "The bagels here are delicious, but they leave a brick in my stomach." Right Guy: "Huh, must be the gluten." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4734 Do you take your coffee grey? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4735 If the boss asks why I didn't come back after lunch, make something up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4736 Honey, the business lunch went well. I've been promoted. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4737 Whatever you do, don't say you wish you were dead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4738 David had a split second to decide that ignorance was bliss for Harry. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4739 The market is moving just the way I want it to. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4740 This is going to be rather heavy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4741 Here today... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4742 I got to tell you, I worry about the future. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4743 Drop, cover, and hold on! Oklahoma style! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4744 You'd better finish your drink quickly! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4745 Uhh Rick... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4746 This place's management is making changes, but I need to see some concrete improvement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4747 Do I need an act of God to break out of this rut? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4748 If he tells me I'm fired, it's going to hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4749 Hey Jim, do you like The band Jethro Tull? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4750 I suppose I should tell you that I ordered a Brick sandwich . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4751 They're predicting a crash. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4752 Seriously? Alan Dershowitz drinks here all the time? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4753 Of course no one else knows this, but... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4754 So, the cure for cancer is ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4755 Yes Dan, it's some heavy stuff...and I'm pretty sure it's headed your way, so ready for it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4756 Hum ... As I remember the calculation for determining the speed of a falling object is: (32.2 ft/s/s) 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4757 Tech neck? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4758 Brutalism, has recently got my attention. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4759 My doctor says all I have to do is watch my calories. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4760 After the way this year's stock market started, I don't think anything could surprise me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4761 I swore I'd help you or die trying. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4762 They overcharged for the banana nut bread ... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4763 This is what happens when you sue your contractor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4764 What did you say? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4765 I Think HE heard you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4766 I know I can't wait for something to just drop on my head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4767 I don't need a block to fall on my head to tell me that I'm wrong about ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4768 I feel either a mental block or something heavy on my mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4769 I'm blowing the whistle on your securities fraud first thing in the morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4770 All it really takes is one cup of coffee and I can honestly say I no longer feel as though I'm one brick short of a load. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4771 Only fools embrace black swan theory. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4772 With Trump about to win the nomination, I feel a sense of hope. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4773 I would really like to take a vacation day real soon. What do you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4774 I may be jinxing myself by saying this, but I think I'm finally going to get my raise. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4775 [Well Jim,] the construction industry just isn't what it used to be... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4776 I think it could be a blockbuster. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4777 Life is shorter than you think. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4778 The 'big bang' theory is just a theory. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4779 They say I'm a concrete thinker. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4780 Thanks for treating. I’ll get you next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4781 Why do you think that these sessions make you anxious? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4782 Don't you ever feel like the other shoe is about to drop? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4783 We really must make more of an effort to end your sessions on time, Edward. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4784 I told them I wanted painful and drawn out -- why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4785 Location, location, location. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4786 This place actually started off as a food truck before going brick and mortar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4787 You said you already paid the bill? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4788 No more coffee for me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4789 Tinder is amazing...I'm meeting Cindy Block here in a few seconds. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4790 Oh, I think the tower is crumbling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4791 With this building I proved you can do an entire large structure out of cinder block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4792 You can’t scare me with polls, David. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4793 There is no concrete proof that climate change is real. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4794 This coffee really is good to the last drop! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4795 Just once I wish the wall would come to ME. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4796 I'm confident there's no Sword of Damocles hanging over my head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4797 At this point I'm just waiting for a solution to hit me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4798 Thank You God!!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4799 It's your turn to buy 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4800 So I told her, "Hey, I don't need a cement block to fall on me. I get it." And yet I wonder if she believed me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4801 May the lord strike me dead if I'm lying. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4802 I guess that's why my bacon is taking so long. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4803 Is it a bee? The last thing I want is a bee in my coffee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4804 Soup or salad? You know, it's the little things that get ya. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4805 I think I'll have the duck 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4806 I understand, but you can't blame everything that goes wrong on bad luck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4807 I wouldn't worry about all that added sugar. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4808 I hear writers block can be cured with a good whack to the head 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4809 Give me a day to get my head around this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4810 Meep Meep......"How many times do I have to tell him my name is Willy Coyote!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4811 You see, I believe karma moves in two directions. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4812 I'm just gonna block it out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4813 Yes, your entire case rests on my testimony. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4814 I worked non-profits for years, until I had a falling out with the foundation 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4815 You never grab the bill, what's up? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4816 I wouldn't worry about desert. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4817 I can tell you're in doubt, Zack Snyder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4818 Have you seen 'Concussion' yet? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4819 ...Meanwhile, at South Park Cafe, in a parallel reality 40 years into the future, Ken removes the lid from his coffee cup. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4820 I can't shake this mental block hanging over me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4821 Don't look up or your glasses might get shattered. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4822 Finally, my promo arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4823 There's only one way to cement this deal... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4824 Nothing ever happens to me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4825 I feel like I'm getting a bald spot. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4826 But then again, I've never been a Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4827 Do you think we need a contingency plan? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4828 Let's block time to cement the deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4829 I don't think 15 % cut it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4830 It's not the sky that's falling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4831 This construction is killing me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4832 You wouldn't believe the good luck I've had lately. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4833 Oh no, it's back. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4834 This brick-and-mortar store is only missing one thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4835 While in the short term there may be some rough spots, in the long term or prospects are quite good 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4836 You think you've got problems... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4837 I spy with my little eyes something... heavy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4838 Miss, fresh coffee please! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4839 Boom goes the dynamite??? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4840 Gentrification is giving me a headache. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4841 This job is going to be one pain in the .... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4842 We're a block away from what? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4843 I ordered "on the rocks"for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4844 Do you remember the story about "Chicken Little?... Well!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4845 What's on your bucket list? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4846 What about my writer’s block? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4847 I need another cup of latte like a hole in the head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4848 Looks like God ran out of lightning bolts 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4849 Take it or leave it. That's my final offer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4850 And you said I'm next in line for CEO. Right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4851 I hate to drop this on you, Ed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4852 You have to admit it's a crude but effective method of turning tables. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4853 Stop being such a Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4854 I need something more to wake me up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4855 Their overhead is killing their business 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4856 And that's final! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4857 In other words, Peters, You're fired. I'm sorry, but I don't know how much more concrete I can be than that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4858 Herdy!! What? Eh, nevermind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4859 Remember what Mom used to tell us about wearing clean underwear? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4860 I'm afraid I'm getting writers block! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4861 The whole D line is disabled. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4862 She said I was a loser! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4863 remember we were talking about spring break.? I think they've extended themselves from the beach to the library.m, 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4864 I wonder why the waitress had to "go upstairs" for artisanal, vegan, non-GMO, organic, non-diary creamer? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4865 Actually, he's not too happy about the summer construction job I got him. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4866 it looks like the Mexicans have rejected the 1st section of the iconic Trump ordered border wall 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4867 Are your affairs in order? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4868 I guess diner slang for corned beef hash is “a massive structural failure in the building.” 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4869 So...did you want to go with the $500,000 or $1 million face value on the variable life insurance policy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4870 No worries. It won't hit me -- it's just a trick of the perspective. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4871 Then I told him to go over it brick-by-brick....... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4872 I hate these lunch meetings, they're so heavy on the brain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4873 Should I tell the boss you've taken a block of time off this afternoon? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4874 Quick, John, pay the bill! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4875 Why Coffee & Clobber? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4876 Is it a premonition or precognition when you feel something bad is going to happen? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4877 Its gonna hit me hard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4878 Did you order the French press? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4879 What was that? I'm getting a raise? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4880 ...and then, BAM! It hits me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4881 I have the worst luck; my coffee's cold. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4882 Anyway you can make your idea a little more concrete? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4883 I guess our Brick App is finally working. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4884 Looks like Death lives just a block away from here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4885 I feel like I have a brick in my stomach. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4886 So. . . are you ready to cement this deal? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4887 Heads up, is so cliché. It's really unfortunate I don't have more time to think of something better. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4888 No - I'm going to find happiness in the T-I-N-D-E-R app. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4889 Did you forget to pay your alimony this week? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4890 So. Could it get any worse? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4891 It's just my wife trying to knock some sense into me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4892 Uh, oh. Here comes the Anthony Lane review. Superman can save you or maybe Batman. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4893 Have you ever heard of the cinder block of Damocles? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4894 Just waiting for the other brick to drop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4895 You know, I haven't initiated a frivolous law suit in over three days. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4896 As I was saying, the new bricklayer was very cheap to hire. I wonder why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4897 Could you concretize that idea for me? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4898 Now we're just waiting for the other shoe to drop, and we close this deal! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4899 ... and then it hit me. We need to be more reactive. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4900 Jack, you better eat fast! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4901 Why Newton's descendant couldn't improve on his theory. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4902 ...and then it was about to strike me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4903 ...but getting back to Sir Isaac Newton. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4904 Flat white coming up! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4905 The city's coming apart at the seams 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4906 Oedipus rocks! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4907 My name? W. E. Coyote. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4908 I switched to decaffinated. Couldn't seem to shake writer's block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4909 Stuck with the check again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4910 So, explain to me again how this telekinesis nonsense works. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4911 You're as white as ghost. Are you feeling well? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4912 Sometimes I wonder, Jim, if I'm one brick short of a load. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4913 My horoscope said a surprise would put me in a better place. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4914 Statistically speaking, it's improbable Trump will be elected president. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4915 I heard we're having 360 reviews this week. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4916 The barometric pressure is high. Let's make a deal! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4917 Just because I ordered a little chicken, it doesn't mean the sky is falling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4918 Keep your head up, you never know when opportunity will hit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4919 Quick , say "SHAZAM". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4920 The problem with us is we don't warn each other about any impending crisis. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4921 My energy stocks keep slipping, so I thought I might switch my portfolio to something more concrete. Maybe things will start looking up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4922 All I need is a knock on the head to figure this out 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4923 George? God, you always tune out during the heavy stuff. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4924 So I just went upstairs and told him that, as coop board president, I could shut down his apartment renovation any time I felt like it…. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4925 I'll take the bill this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4926 Last night I had chicken under a brick and.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4927 I might be wrong, but I feel a lead weight hanging over me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4928 WAITER!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4929 Trump's campaign is on shaky ground. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4930 Do you ever wonder what changes you would make to your life if you knew the exact date and time of your death? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4931 And after I confessed to her, it was as if a huge weight came off of my shoulders! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4932 What? What's falling? The Dow? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4933 Let me tell you, Bill, this place is a knock out! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4934 Choose Your Next Witticism Carefully, Mr. Bond. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4935 I got a letter about an audit from the IRS this morning--talk about a crappy start to the day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4936 I feel as if life is passing me by. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4937 Enjoy your sandwich... I having steak... I just wrote a $5,000,000.00 policy on this place... Effective at midnight tonight... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4938 Hey -- thanks for the heads up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4939 I'm thinking of switching to decaf. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4940 Not to worry - sensing impending disaster is my strong suit! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4941 It's the extras. That's where they get ya! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4942 Surprises? I hate surprises. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4943 No, thanks. I've got enough insurance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4944 This place has great art. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4945 So you think I shouldn't have cancelled my insurance? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4946 ... and then I woke up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4947 Now Trump Tower is falling apart too! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4948 This time, I'm going to tip the waitress...What could happen? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4949 It's supposed to help contrast the artificial lighting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4950 Why didn't you order something heavy? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4951 When the boss called me into his office I thought I was getting promoted, but he just wanted me to sign "the sky is falling' waiver they're implementing soon... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4952 I'd say Old Sal took the news of his “retirement” surprisingly well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4953 For the next campaign, I'm trying to come up with something that will really grab their attention. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4954 The food was a bit heavy, but the decor... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4955 Guess I'm paying for lunch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4956 Now that I’m finally happy, I’m just waiting for the other concrete block to drop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4957 I really feel like just a light lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4958 Hmmm. He does have a better parking space... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4959 I mean really, what are the odds? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4960 Oops! Those damn drones again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4961 I am not sure what I believe, why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4962 Shoot am late for Saturday morning cartoons 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4963 Why am I so lousy in the market? Maybe it'll hit me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4964 So what's up" "A headache 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4965 And, I have this really bad hangover... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4966 Hey, an idea just hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4967 Unlucky 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4968 There's something to be said for a two ounce container. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4969 Eleanor was saying just this morning that I'm so dense I wouldn't notice if I was hit by a brick. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4970 Well, I do feel your pending sense of doom has some validity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4971 Another brick on the fall. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4972 Lunch with you is always a headache just waiting to happen. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4973 Of course, for a solid foundation, your concrete block is going to give you the best bang for the buck. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4974 You always breeze through life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4975 #Thatwillleaveamark 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4976 God damn it SIGN THE CHECK NOW! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4977 Speaking of life insurance... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4978 I don’t know if it was exactly a TON of bricks… 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4979 No. Really! MOVE!! NOW!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4980 Early promotion! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4981 Lately, I can't come up with new material. I keep waiting for something to hit me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4982 Accidents will happen. Then again, Bob was a lousy tipper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4983 Trump makes it all the way? What are the odds? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4984 If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to live in the moment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4985 I recommend the Chicken Little Salad--it's to die for. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4986 I snuck in 22oz soda 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4987 Fellow Yelpers - This diner is my favorite. The service is quick. The coffee is hot. And the banana muffins are super scrumptious. Minus one star for killing Doug with a cinder block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4988 I tell you, if I was religious, I'd be looking for a sign. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4989 At least the sky itself isn't falling! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4990 Over my dead body am I going to keep what you just said off the record! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4991 That outta dunk his doughnut. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4992 Now would be a good time to reconsider your position on deregulation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4993 After watching TV News, I am convinced that Idon't have any real problems. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4994 They don't make ceilings like they used to. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4995 Quick! Sign it! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4996 If Trump doesn't win watch your investments crash on your head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4997 Did you sign your tax return? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4998 Last confession? Well, certainly before Candy.s Escorts! Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4999 I think my luck is finally starting to turn around. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5000 Someday the brick is going to hit the fan. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5001 I guess I'll get the check. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5002 Smashing idea! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5003 I feel like things are looking up for me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5004 So, Claire found out about Nancy just before she died." "You don't say? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5005 My life feels like a Road Runner cartoon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5006 I tell you Martin I feel really lucky today, we moved into the perfect position. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5007 Did you ever get the feeling that maybe you were the block head? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5008 So, I lowered the boom on the United Block-Layers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5009 Falling Block Zone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5010 I don't really have much confidence in our new headhunter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5011 Damn, that prayer was answered quickly! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5012 Cinder-fella 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5013 I honestly can't imagine things getting much worse... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5014 That explains the D safety rating 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5015 That's a good way to put it Bill, I never thought of the national debt that way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5016 So Bill, tell me,...what else could go wrong today? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5017 Writer's block. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5018 Confirmed. Next block down, dead ahead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5019 If I don't think about it , it'll hit me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5020 It hit me like a brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5021 Like a fella once said ... "Ain't that a brick in the head! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5022 I always say, "eat less, live longer." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5023 I need some time off to get my head together. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5024 You're a hopeless pessimist, Herb. You're always shouting the sky is falling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5025 What can I tell you. We don't live in a concrete world anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5026 Defy the odds—it's what's made me the man I am today! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5027 I'm sorry Tom, but I've decided to let you go. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5028 I'd hate to have something like that hanging over my head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5029 So again the bell tolls, on another mortal soul, for the man across the street has a better plan for Cole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5030 Here comes the just dessert. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5031 I hate surprises. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5032 There'd better not be sugar in this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5033 You just don't know what it's like to feel the impending doom of a ton of bricks about to descend upon you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5034 You might want to seriously consider taking the rest of the afternoon off. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5035 I know, I know. It's been there all week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5036 What's so ironic about, "and then it hit me like a ton of bricks?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5037 I think they misunderstood your dessert order.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5038 Honestly the most important thing to me right now is becoming the perfect metaphor for the lapse of the 421-a tax abatement program. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5039 I wouldn't exactly call it being between a rock and a hard place. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5040 My coffee's cold." "I wouldn't worry about it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5041 Maybe this will break his hardheaded nature. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5042 Hmm... Did he order a Flat White Espresso? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5043 Sure, it may not be the talking point of this election, but when's the last time infrastructure impacted you, anyway? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5044 The price of cement goes thru the ceiling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5045 Great. Now we're going to get pop-ups from every coffee shop in town. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5046 No, I cancelled that insurance policy last week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5047 Watch your coffee. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5048 I think your day just got worse! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5049 Solutions usually just hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5050 You'll just have to wait your turn because I am next in line for the chairman's job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5051 I mean seriously, if Trump wins that nomination you can just kiss my ass goodbye. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5052 That's enough, Jake. Everybody knows this is the best lunch place for blocks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5053 I should leave a big tip, shouldn't I... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5054 I feel like, when the right idea comes to me, it will hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5055 That's one way to break the glass ceiling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5056 If I don't get some caffeine soon, I'm going to have such a headache. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5057 Get out of the way! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5058 Sorry, I crossed the coyote recently... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5059 So as I was saying about Murphy's law... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5060 Don't look now, but I think you are in deep trouble. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5061 So, you think I'm going to turn into a Stone Head soon? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5062 Did your doctor mention anything about how many months you have left? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5063 I feel I could be using my time more effectively. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5064 Of course you're allowed to take the top off the latte. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5065 Oh God... I didn't mean that literally... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5066 Correct... The odds of being struck by a cinder-block in any given year are approximately 1 in 7,534,098 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5067 I told him, I said, 'life's too short, I'm not in this for the popularity contest.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5068 Ever feel like you're in a Bugs Bunny cartoon? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5069 I'm gonna make partner if it's the last thing I 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5070 He wouldn't understand the irony even if it him in the head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5071 You've been around the block a few times Jim. Good idea to switch to a low impact sport? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5072 The most important thing in life is to have a lateral point of view. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5073 So how's your life insurance policy? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5074 I'd still vote for him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5075 Didn't you used to be in insurance? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5076 I bet you couldn't repeat that! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5077 You wouldn't believe the kind of day I've had. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5078 But we've only just got here..... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5079 This idea's going to hit everyone like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5080 I need more bad luck like I need a hole in the head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5081 I've been doing Crossfit so I'm prepared for not just the unknown but the unknowable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5082 I agree, he is a chip off the ol' block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5083 "You old blockhead " she said , " of course I'm not bitter " ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5084 Trust me, it doesn't hurt to be the center of attention. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5085 The wife and I are having a little disagreement over our kitchen reno. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5086 I'm not falling for that one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5087 I should probably text him to tell him to move. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5088 His plan to cement the deal was about to fail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5089 When your friend doesn't believe he's hard headed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5090 Looks like it's time to hit the bricks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5091 I'm catching the early train, no one will even notice. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5092 All those brain games for nothing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5093 Well, maybe not a ton. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5094 I think I see a problem with your logic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5095 I'm under too much stress, like sitting under the Sword of Damocles,...or something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5096 So I told him he was too vague and I needed something more concrete. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5097 I know you're not a Trump fan, but if I were you, I would move a little to the right.. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5098 My boss upstairs called me a blockhead. Why? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5099 I support Trump because he's honest and will make this country gr-- 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5100 You think you have a headache! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5101 The triple espresso always gets me going in the morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5102 I guess we won't have time for a refill... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5103 Now whatcha gonna do with it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5104 I'm not so sure about Amazon's new delivery system. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5105 Can you believe my horoscope said that? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5106 I distinctly remember you telling me to stay on track. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5107 Ya know, you never know when your day will come! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5108 My early retirement plan has severe penalties 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5109 I know you favor the right wing, but if I were you I would lean left. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5110 See something? Say something! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5111 Well I bet he won't take the news well after this... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5112 It's about to get much worse my friend. Much worse!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5113 Quick! Remind me where the key to your desk is hidden! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5114 Finally blocked all those emails I was getting from the church of irony. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5115 Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww, you dunk your sandwich? Might as well hit me with a cinder block... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5116 They're about to make us toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5117 I think this building is owned by Trump 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5118 I'll be right back. I need to visit the head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5119 I'm impressed...but what's the WOW factor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5120 Ugh, they used soy milk in my latte. Could this day possibly get any worse? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5121 Your ideas are too abstract. I'm looking for something more concrete. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5122 We need to go now! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5123 Well yes, I have heard that the market is falling; but what has that to do with dailylife? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5124 So do you really think this new blockchain technology is safe? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5125 I requested guaranteed on-time delivery by drone. If its not delivered in the next 20 seconds, shipping is free. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5126 Are they checking us or the lattes? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5127 DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET FALLING ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5128 I wanted to give you a heads-up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5129 His wife is quite a babe, no kids ... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5130 Why is your hand in your coffee? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5131 I told the waitress I wanted two lumps............ 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5132 People are so surprised when the market crashes. But, like I always say, what goes up, must come down. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5133 No Frank, I'm inclined to believe there is a god. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5134 Please don't tell me he's standing right behind me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5135 For Christssakes, just sign off on the life insurance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5136 Watch out, a case of the Mondays is coming at you 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5137 I feel great. Today is the first day of the rest of my life! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5138 I'm not sure why I stole your wife, something just came over me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5139 I'm telling you, if there's another block in this deal, I'm dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5140 Lost my job,lost my wife. Huh. What else could happen? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5141 and I was just thinking his day could not get any worse 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5142 now I know why they call this place ''The Cinderblock'' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5143 I don't think you fully appreciate the gravity of this situation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5144 Looks like you forget your wife's birthday again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5145 What's a four letter word for karma? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5146 ...and then I said, of course I'm voting for Hillary! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5147 My wife says I lack 'gravitas.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5148 Speaking of those wayward masons... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5149 Things have been looking up for me lately. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5150 My luck's finally changing. I think I'll bu.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5151 I strongly dislike Modernist, interior design. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5152 Things are looking up for you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5153 You're about to become a blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5154 say, can you spot me a twenty? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5155 Brick? Who's Brick? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5156 I could have sworn I ordered a cinder block... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5157 I would need to see some concrete evidence that climate change is real before I act on policy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5158 Fate is just spiritual gloominess. I'm more of a concrete thinker. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5159 ...it doesn't necesarily have to be a TON of bricks... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5160 Don, best not to think about retirement. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5161 No! He didn't sign yet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5162 Hey, I really could use some advice 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5163 I wont feel a thing; it's a Nerf block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5164 So you said you were looking for concrete ideas... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5165 It's the same old thing day after day. Where's the excitement, the challenge? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5166 Technically, he said it was hard as a rock. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5167 Okay, know-it-all, how is it I could have gotten away with caffeinated today? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5168 My portfolio never saw Brazil, Russia, India and China coming. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5169 My doctor insists I take in more iron, but I really don't see how. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5170 Hmm, If I pretend to sneeze maybe they will comp the bill. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5171 Oh God, I was joking! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5172 I'm telling you, no such thing as bad luck exists. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5173 I hope this is just Tetris starting again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5174 I thought we still had a glass ceiling Oh dear!what happened to our glass ceiling? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5175 I tell you when you reach this stage in your career there is nothing more existentially angst-provoking than the subliminal Ur-fear of some imaginary Damocles sword over your head 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5176 "Frank, you know what's odd for the first time in my life I've forgotten my rabbits foot". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5177 Brick and block are passe. Except for Starbucks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5178 One of these days Cheswick writer's block will do me in. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5179 No, I'm waiting till full retirement age to collect my pension. Why? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5180 We call this situation, "Speech is Silver, Silence is Gold". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5181 We Can't Fix That Problem But Is There anything Else Mr. Shaw? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5182 Anti-Gravity Therapy? No, tell me more. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5183 Oh, I guess you could say that I am fiscally conservative and socially liberal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5184 Should I tell him Bernie might win? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5185 yeah...well my plate is clean for the rest of today... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5186 Don't look now, but... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5187 I feel a cold coming on! This morning, I woke up and was aching like a ton of bricks fell on me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5188 Oh, same old, same old. And you...? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5189 This Friday the 13th thing is a crock, don't you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5190 "I know what you're thinking Fred,.....they'll never listen to a word I'm about to say at this afternoon's meeting". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5191 Hmm, I thought he asked for two lumps. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5192 I will see Tom and Jelly in the real world 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5193 Out of the blue; said it hit him like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5194 I have your money, give me an hour. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5195 anyways, i was saying that i really think the brevity of slime season 3 represents a-- 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5196 Did you hear? Iron stocks are plummeted! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5197 New York Life......why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5198 Maybe I should recinde(r) our contract . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5199 A 150kg mass is approaching your head at 45.3 metres per second! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5200 Stop telling me to 'look up', things never get better.. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5201 Are we being too literal with our benchmarking? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5202 Er, did you order a breeze block? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5203 I'll take the check!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5204 I've had a strange feeling all morning as if the ceiling's caving in on me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5205 Besides, I don't even know what "malingering" means. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5206 Did you hear that white middle class adults are dying at an earlier age due to the economy? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5207 I had the answer but I'm blocking on it! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5208 That's Cinderblock Mixologist. Here, let me get you a business card. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5209 ...and then it just hit me... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5210 This industrial vibe is a little risky. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5211 Ya' know, Bob, this world is getting to be a dangerous place. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5212 I agree it's interesting but I'll need something more concrete before I can react. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5213 Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice..... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5214 According to Gladys, she's on the verge of cementing our relationship..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5215 I missed my appointment with chicken little. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5216 I'll get Obamacare when I get sick. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5217 What's wrong. It's not like a brick is going to fall out of the sky. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5218 I hope you're not bringing up something negative. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5219 No, I don't think you DO need to worry that your 401(k) is falling like a rock... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5220 Somebody's got to be cut, so you're fi... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5221 Things are looking up. I can feel it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5222 From out of thin air, it was a concept that hit him like a ton of . . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5223 They're talking about downsizing! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5224 You know Ed, the proper restaurant jargon for sauce on the side is SOS. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5225 They did that Rhythm Stick song. Ian something and... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5226 Wow, that coffee kicked in really fast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5227 When it's your time to go, it's your time to go. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5228 Don't let the slow service bother you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5229 Sword of Damocles hell.....I tell you Murray this thing feels more like a concrete block! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5230 Did you say you will never need Obamacare? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5231 And then it hits me like a brick... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5232 You eat too much sugar. Sure as hell gonna kill you someday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5233 The underlying, structural stability of brick and mortar businesses remains strong. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5234 I think the other cinder block just dropped. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5235 My life insurance should cover this, lunch is on me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5236 Everyone is trying to keep me down. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5237 This insurance policy you're buying should come in handy soon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5238 If he's so dumb, how did Trump Towers get built? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5239 I tell you, those English students' grades are literally dropping like a cinder block 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5240 Unless they get some big help from the NSA, the IRS will never find my tax havens. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5241 Enough is enough, get a life. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5242 If you ask me, life's a house of cards. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5243 I realize now how much time I've wasted worrying about all the bad things that might happen, but never do. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5244 It might fall on all of us as a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5245 And my decision is set in concrete. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5246 I don't like to throw my weight around, but I'm going to insist on an open mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5247 Jones always was a blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5248 Yes, and Trump is going to win the nomination. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5249 I'm expecting something really big 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5250 I've got to stop imagining the worst - it's killing me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5251 You'd better hurry up and drink that. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5252 I know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want a real knockout. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5253 I've got a really good feeling about today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5254 I'm sick of all of these news guys acting like the worlds coming to an end. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5255 Tough call...he's voting for Trump. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5256 Instant Karma's going to get you... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5257 Let's make that the last time you call me Blockhead? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5258 ...there's one right above me isn't there? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5259 I thought you said you were going to pay me back today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5260 Nothing is falling apart yet! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5261 Then the mean witch told me that my Cinderblockumbrella was stupid. I was crushed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5262 You're right, your critics really hate your book. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5263 ...and we've got a lawsuit in 4, 3, 2... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5264 I could sure do with a hit from this coffee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5265 Where did that come from? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5266 I told you my wife is Not above anything 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5267 The layoff, my prostrate scare, my wife's affair. Sure glad bad things only come in threes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5268 Would it bother you if I went out with your wife? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5269 I am working on the New Yorker Caption Contest and ideas always hit me like a load of bricks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5270 I was just telling the boss, we need more contact with the building blocks of our business. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5271 So, my therapist told me to pay attention to my intuition. That it would feel like a brick in my gut. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5272 Gravity is just a theory... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5273 So as I was saying, the fortune teller said I going to have a hard day and I was like, there is no way! I'm Bill Ga... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5274 Should have ordered a decaf. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5275 Take my advice Ted. Relax. Live for the moment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5276 I'm running late for my 3 o'clock........ 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5277 And then in the midst of the deposition this guy .......heads what? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5278 Did you say 'incoming?' Is that an I.R.S. term? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5279 Phil, bring the house down and raise the roof! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5280 Do you ever get that feeling that something big is coming your way? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5281 You might think me a blockhead for telling you this, but… 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5282 Did I say one lump or two? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5283 How dare you call me blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5284 Well, I guess the deal is now concrete 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5285 …and sometimes you've got to draw the line between comedy and helping out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5286 That hamburger was as hard as a... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5287 And then it hit me. It was like... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5288 I need much more than pennies from heaven! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5289 I ordered a Paralyzer, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5290 Yp I'm telling you. . I think things are really looking up! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5291 It's not like the sky is falling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5292 God hates me but construction workers despise me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5293 Excellent. It is right on time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5294 Look … I understood all the dynamics of the problem from the very beginning. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5295 Not drinking your usual coffee, Lucky? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5296 Ten years after we build this building, they're telling us it's shoddy construction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5297 The ways they can disguise drones these days! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5298 Bob "I don't feel safe here..." Jeff "Oh don't worry Bob it is totally safe around here... What were you saying about voting for Donald Trump" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5299 We've had a big breakthrough in my anti-gravity lab. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5300 Remember the shout-out from Chicken Little..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5301 So, after we both sign, you'll be the richest man in town. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5302 when your almost warn your bro but you remember when he played you last yar 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5303 I told you, you need to be aware of your surroundings! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5304 On the other hand, 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5305 I asked for skim milk. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5306 If I don't get that promotion, I'll be crushed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5307 Destiny should be here any second for our meeting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5308 Do you feel a draft? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5309 I just discovered the cure for migraine headaches. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5310 I desperately need a block buster idea! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5311 Where is a block when you need it for your blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5312 I'm out of ideas, Phil. I need something concrete to strike me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5313 You don't always have to mimic me when I say things are starting to look up! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5314 Can anything be worse than this coffee? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5315 I was just struck by a premonition... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5316 I am dunking. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5317 You have no idea what's going through my mind right now . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5318 Yes, our Syfy Channel remake of 'Armageddon' has a lower budget, but it still has the same integrity." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5319 Did you order your meal deconstructed? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5320 I think I have finally gotten the building blocks of my future where they need to be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5321 Of course, I'm also concerned about how sea level rise, ten or twenty years down the road, will affect property values in SoHo and The East Village. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5322 I need a metaphor for Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5323 Everybody hurts, Jim, but I’ve got a rash you wouldn’t believe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5324 Ever feel like God is out to get you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5325 That new guy in finance is a boring blockhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5326 Uh! I think you're right about that "feeling"! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5327 To be or not to be. Should I let my boss live or die. That is the question. I know how Shakespeare felt. A dilemma. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5328 Yeah. When your name is Damocles, things like this just tend to happen. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5329 A New Yorker never looks up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5330 No thank you. Life insurance is for sissies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5331 And then, for the first time in his life, Bob had a premonition. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5332 My wife left me, I lost my job and the dog ran away. I'm just waiting for the next shoe to drop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5333 Writer's block, George... I can feel it coming in the air... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5334 Is everything okay? You seem distracted. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5335 I have a feeling things are going to turn around soon ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5336 They're out of swords. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5337 At that point Paul realized he was going to get that promotion he had asked for. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5338 What a day. First, my psychic cancels... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5339 You never ever let me finish a senten … 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5340 I haven't had a concrete idea in weeks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5341 ...I just feel this heavy weight pressing down on me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5342 Now I get it...the Moron Olympics Committee told us to get some 'training'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5343 This divorce is really hitting me like a brick. No, that's a brick. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5344 You should just plain avoid those tables that aren't going to stand up right for you! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5345 The worst of it, really, was her ambivalence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5346 By the way, why did we trade places today? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5347 I feel like a breakthrough is coming. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5348 "So, you were saying...?" "Uh, nevermind". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5349 Don't look now, but the sky is falling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5350 I'm pretty sure she won't be pulling that passive-aggressive stuff with me anymore. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5351 Then he said "I'll show you who's a blockhead!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5352 ...so then the answer hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5353 Writer's block? Nonsense! It's all in your head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5354 That investment in cinderblocks is gonna kill me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5355 I think you should have picked up when the insurance agent called 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5356 It should be mind-boggling to see how Newton's 3rd law plays out over the next 10 seconds 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5357 I mean what's the worst thing that could happen ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5358 Good thing you got it to go 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5359 May Donald Trump strike me down if I'm lying. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5360 Amazing how you get used to the soy latte. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5361 Overcoming writer's block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5362 Like it or not, you're going to get a piece of my mind right now! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5363 See that waitress over there? She's a real knockout... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5364 Heavy lunch, man. Feel like I'm going to knock out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5365 They say it's raining cats and dogs. Next they'll be saying, cement blocks and shovels. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5366 I'm just relieved that the worst is over. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5367 There's a fly in this coffee. Ugh, my day is ruined! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5368 Fred I just can't shake the feeling of doom 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5369 What do you mean, I'm a blockhead? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5370 It like with great ideas. Sometimes. BAMM. They just hit you out of nowhere. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5371 From heedless to headless. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5372 You won't be needing the cream or the sugar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5373 Good,one less trump vote. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5374 Almost ran over an actual Road Runner with my car on a business trip to Arizona last week. Those things are fast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5375 You may want to cancel your afternoon sales calls. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5376 Did you here about the comet coming real close to Earth? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5377 Gosh, your horoscope was bang on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5378 Once I sign the papers, this whole block is coming down. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5379 The 'what' of Damocles? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5380 The tip is included, if I remember. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5381 They have an excellent piano set in the evenings. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5382 No, I haven't really ever thought about the fleeting nature of our existence. Why? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5383 I'll pick up the check this time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5384 I feel like today is going to be a good day. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5385 Everything happens for a reason. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5386 Looks like the end of Ted's performance review and cappuccino combo. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5387 Who was the guy -- I just read his obit -- who wrote Only the Paranoid Survive? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5388 My "Sword of Damocles" presentation is in two minutes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5389 I can almost feel it--this show's gonna be a HUGE hit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5390 Believe me, you don't have to worry about it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5391 No. You're the schlemazel. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5392 I need a sign from God 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5393 Well, the other shoe finally dropped. At least I know it can't get any worse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5394 Did I get that on my suit? Oh man, nothing worse than a coffee stain, well maybe bloo... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5395 You have to give me proof the sky is falling. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5396 Dammit, we've been found out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5397 Things are too good...I'm just waiting for the other cinderblock to fall, ya know? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5398 Go for it! You could be hit by a bus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5399 I need something stronger to wake me this morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5400 No. I don't believe in Karma. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5401 Your Double Down is here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5402 People who say death can be an instant away don't really believe that applies to them. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5403 I'm torn between the tuna melt and the BLT. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5404 Maybe I should have ordered my anvil to go... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5405 Like the kids say, it's all good 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5406 It's been a really bad day. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5407 So he says, 'This isn't the last the Acme Corporation will hear of me!' and storms out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5408 No, I'm not worried. Her mason husband is totally clueless. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5409 The last few weeks have been rough, Jim, but I think I've turned the corner. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5410 This is not your lucky day! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5411 I don't think Acme would notice if we expensed this lunch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5412 If I don't get my coffee first thing, I could die. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5413 How can I put it in more concrete terms? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5414 Define random. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5415 It just feels like there's a huge weight on my shoulders 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5416 Hey Matt, didn't you say that you don't want to live in a world with Trump as President? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5417 I mean, it was like it came out of nowhere. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5418 Let's figure out how to spin the vote. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5419 Say, why would aliens abduct your hat? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5420 I feel like I'm just waiting for the next big thing to hit me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5421 I never catch a break 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5422 I don't know what to tell you, Robert. These construction defect liability laws are killing us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5423 Where the hell is that lousy waitress? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5424 Are you ready for a heavy lunch? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5425 If I were you, I would skip dessert. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5426 For years I felt like my life was doomed and then I realized it was just my attitude. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5427 If Benson's doomsday accounting is correct, I have yet to see a sign. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5428 Herb is such a blockhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5429 I have to tell someone. I voted for Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5430 Are you sure you don't want to try free writing first? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5431 I just feel like I've hit a point in my life where there are no more surprises. Know what I mean? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5432 My fingers are burning. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5433 My sense is that three-percent might have been a bit light. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5434 Party crasher. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5435 Hey, Prince Charming, your cinder block is falling for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5436 I need something this morning that'll give me more bang for the buck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5437 I’m a mainstream Republican. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5438 now I know why they named the place ..."Just Desserts". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5439 In my last poll, the margin of error is plus or minus one cinder block. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5440 I know I should quit coffee, I'm just waiting for a sign. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5441 Do you feel a breeze in here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5442 Really Stan, is it too much of me to ask that you look at me when I am speaking? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5443 Remember our discussion on Darwinism, Steve? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5444 What makes you think our luck will turn? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5445 It's scary how unpredictable the world has become. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5446 Trump, why? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5447 Never say die. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5448 I have to at least try to do something otherwise that man on the street is going to judge me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5449 Oh look, a promotion! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5450 So I went to this psychic barber and when she's done she says "There, that's a super hard cut" and I said "you mean super hair cut." And she says, "no, super hard cut" and I said "hmmm..." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5451 "Life insurance"? "Why do you ask"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5452 You should drink the coffee...it's supposed to relieve headaches. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5453 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ORDER A SIDE OF ICE WITH THAT 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5454 Cancel my order. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5455 I will enjoy watching you die. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5456 At least my migraine has finally eased. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5457 Well, someone finally reached China. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5458 I can't even get the right order for my coffee. Boy, I'm a real loser, aren't I? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5459 Careful. The meals here are heavy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5460 Helen from upstairs said she just couldn't stand the thought of even one more lunch meeting this week, but I have a feeling it really had more to do with her feelings for me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5461 I think I'm a few days late, but for the couple sitting on the subway tracks: You said the D train was under service this weekend and wasn't running! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5462 I just got a job with ACME Concrete. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5463 What's all this talk about Einstein and matter and curved spacetime? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5464 It will hit like a ton of bricks! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5465 How gullible do you think I am, John? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5466 You do have the weight of the world on you! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5467 No, I have nothing planned for tomorrow. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5468 For the first time in my life, I feel like everything is falling into place. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5469 ... And the she says you worry so much, you sound like Chicken Little... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5470 I'll vote for Trump when concrete blocks fly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5471 I have time for a quick lunch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5472 Look Jack, you're wasting your breath, I just don't believe in global warming, or gravity. I'm afraid there's nothing you can say to change to mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5473 She said cremation would keep everything simple. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5474 Wait a second, I can't remember if we're covered under Medicare part A, GG, or D train!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5475 The barista said my "grande bloque" comes with a curse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5476 I'm worried--my dog died, my wife left me and they say bad things happen in threes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5477 Getting a total block on this job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5478 Be sure to tip. Is that supposed to be a threat? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5479 A blockbuster could make or break your career. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5480 As I was saying, I'm finally getting my big chance to become a silent partner.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5481 look seriously, I don't think you have to worry about that possibility, no one builds floor plates with... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5482 Dang! I can't remember her name... I'm having one of those mental 'whatchamacallits' again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5483 I have no concrete plans for the rest of the day. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5484 Where's that darn weighter? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5485 Well Joe, things could be worse; a large block of cement could fall on your head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5486 Talking with you has removed a great weight from my shoulders. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5487 May a cement block hit my on the head if I'm lieing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5488 So, anyway, after years of psychotherapy, I’m finally abandoning my sense of impending doom—my sword of Damocles, if you will. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5489 . . . and then my hopes were absolutely shattered. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5490 MOVE aaa........block is dropping!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5491 Sometimes I feel like that Joe Btfsplk character in the Li'l Abner cartoon strip... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5492 Quick - what's your phone password? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5493 Quit ignoring me like I'm some sort of block head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5494 I guess my PA did block off this working lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5495 Jerry, enough with the metaphors already. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5496 Yup...got fired. How come I never see these things coming? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5497 So, how much do we owe the IRS this year? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5498 I know, if I just sit here, the solution will just jump into my head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5499 What is it NOW Henny Penny? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5500 That's rediculous...nobody can see anything before it happens.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5501 .....I think it's for you..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5502 Oops. More cutbacks 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5503 And then it hits me, figuratively, like a ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5504 Pessimism is getting me nowhere. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5505 Hey, why are you always calling me a blockhead? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5506 Bottom line, I see myself as a strict constructionist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5507 You're taking forever! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5508 I've had better days. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5509 I think we've reached our free refill limit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5510 The Bronze Plan. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5511 Just sayin', you shouldn't have to tip for service. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5512 At least things can't get any worse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5513 This company assures me that assisted dying is a breeze. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5514 You have a bright future with our company 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5515 I've had such good luck today, I should head right to the casino. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5516 I think I'm voting for Trump! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5517 Act of Trump 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5518 She's always using 'literally' when she means 'figuratively'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5519 Yes, we negotiated the lowest bidder for our luncheonette, why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5520 Of course I have cat-like reflexes. Why'd you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5521 Uh oh! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5522 I'm not into wills, are you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5523 I feel like a brick is going to fall on my head... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5524 I'm tellin' ya. The idea just hit me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5525 I'n worried that this lunch is giving me indigestion! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5526 Stop daydreaming, Hal. Please look at me when I'm talking to you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5527 You ever get the feeling that it's just one of those days? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5528 Huh. My ideas always come as lightbulbs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5529 Have I told you what a scam life insurance is? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5530 After losing my job yesterday, I guess I'm immune from having anything bad happen to me for awhile!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5531 Dont be a Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5532 So, goodbye... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5533 About to be hit by a sender block? Well, that'll keep me from wasting so much time on email. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5534 That extra shot of espresso hit me like a ton of bricks."---"Oh, I don't think so. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5535 I'm experiencing a premonition. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5536 You wouldn't believe the week I've had Tom. It just never ends! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5537 So, Tom, I want to affirm your decision to buy life insurance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5538 I keep hoping inspiration for the new cement ad campaign hits me over the head. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5539 Hey, look at this! 15 minutes can save you 15% on car insurance! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5540 Who am I to argue with Dylan? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5541 No question about it. Your negative attitude is going to be the death of me, Cosgrove. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5542 Scientists report that caffeine repairs damage caused by head trauma. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5543 So I told her, "Relax, I'll just pick it up on the way home." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5544 If you ask me Pre-Fab Building Products are in a startling decline...... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5545 I always think the worst can happen . . . people say I'm paranoid! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5546 I hate Mondays. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5547 I hope you're not in love with that rolex. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5548 You voted for Trump, huh? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5549 I'm guessing you ordered the twenty-pounder, no cheese? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5550 You must always be prepared for whatever life throws at you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5551 I don't think the low sodium option will help at this point. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5552 That's not a mental block Charles. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5553 Time for another round? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5554 What is it your'e supposed to say when someone is about to be hit in the head with a brick? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5555 Good ideas don't just drop out of the sky. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5556 "Uh-oh... it's a make or BRICK situation! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5557 My x-wife and I used to come here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5558 Let’s improve your position in pork bellies because I bet cement futures are falling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5559 So, we pay children fifteen cents a day to work there. How could that possibly hurt me? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5560 I get a splitting headache if I don't have my coffee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5561 Well, Harry, when am I gonna get MY fifteen minutes of fame? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5562 ... And after she ended it, she called me a blockhead! Can you believe that? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5563 Let's go. I think they want their table back. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5564 And after talking with her, I felt as though a great weight had been lifted off my shoulders.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5565 I've been having problems with the GPS on my drone deliveries. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5566 Uh...could you just cut to the chase? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5567 And may God strike me down for saying this, but I believe that ..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5568 The ACME corporation is severing your services. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5569 Only time I ever bought a lottery ticket, and it's the winner! Damnedest thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5570 These to-go cups are so over engineered 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5571 No, I don't think women will ever break through the glass ceiling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5572 I think she heard that... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5573 You told her she was built like a brick house? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5574 Phillip, right now I dare say there are more urgent matters than to quibble over the amount of the tip. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5575 That reminds me, got to see H&R Block by the 15th. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5576 He said I was a chip off the ole block. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5577 I don't believe honesty is the best policy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5578 Maybe just summarize, instead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5579 I really think term life insurance is the best for me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5580 I think our cyber waiter has arrived. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5581 I like this place because of the low overhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5582 I guess I will pick-up the tab. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5583 Mind your coffee, dear. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5584 Sword of Damocles, Wilson. It was a sword. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5585 Sometimes I feel like I've just hit a wall, ya know? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5586 Decaf--just my luck! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5587 Then she started blathering on about 'karma'. I mean, what a bunch of nonsense. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5588 Those sausage biscuits will kill you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5589 I'm still waiting for my fifteen minutes of fame. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5590 Who told Michael Crawford he was funny? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5591 I'm tired of complaining but, honestly, it seems like it's just one damn thing after another. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5592 I wish now that I had splurged on a donut. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5593 It's incredible. I've finally learned to live in the moment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5594 So Nancy wants to do dinner with you and Beth next week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5595 Sometimes I like to dip my fingers in cold water. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5596 I feel so lucky having run into outside my favorite lunch spot. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5597 So, if you don't believe in evolution, do you believe in gravity? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5598 Concrete futures-- what are you shorting? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5599 "Well, that's a load off my chest. Next? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5600 The divorce is final, I've moved into a great two bedroom, and I just got a promotion. You know, I finally feel like things are falling my way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5601 It's your turn to pick up the check, right? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5602 Criticizing his friends for speaking with their mouths full of food would prove to be the biggest mistake of Frank's life... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5603 A good title for your play would be Chicken a Little. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5604 Your turn to buy lunch, or mine? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5605 I've had a lot on my mind , "I've had a lot on my mind, lately. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5606 I really want the brisket, but I know I should get the kale. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5607 I can't help feel something's up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5608 Who knew the Road Runner Diner would be so realistic? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5609 Being agnostic just means that I don't worry so much anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5610 I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5611 Then out of no where it hit me build it with cement blocks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5612 I rarely leave a tip 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5613 I wonder why they call this place "Bricks Fall"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5614 What did you say, I'm going to be getting a block grant? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5615 Now that I finally signed it, what's next? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5616 Think quick....One lump or Two 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5617 I need your input like a loch im kopf. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5618 I might leave without paying. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5619 I've got the best insider trading tip ever.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5620 And then the idea struck me like the weight of a pre-owned cinderblock. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5621 I hope I don't get sued for this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5622 Wow...these things rarely come true. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5623 Your horoscope was right. It said things would be falling in your lap today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5624 I wish I could block him in real life... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5625 My analyst finally got me to quit worrying about things that are unlikely to happen. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5626 Thank God it's Friday. It was just one of those weeks when nothing seemed to go right and you just feel glad to get out of the City in one piece. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5627 A drone comes crushing down! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5628 This coffee is gonna be like a hit upside the head! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5629 Maybe I should be more careful in what I wish for. I was hoping you would see the light. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5630 Ellis, we live in a world governed by the laws of gravity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5631 And may the union god of ash blocks strike me down if I'm lying! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5632 Of course we're good to go! I can't imagine anything stopping this project 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5633 Stuart never should have ordered a flat white 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5634 What the? I ordered a scone, not a stone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5635 You really believe all of that new age good karma, bad karma crap? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5636 If you keep eating like this you'll die an early death! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5637 I sense something big is about to hit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5638 So you DON'T think now is a good time to sell? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5639 Can you imagine anything that could possibly be worse than President Trump.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5640 Gee, the sky really IS falling! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5641 Look, if there’s no ceiling, then how are those lamps hanging there, huh? Explain that! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5642 I've got it! Now all I have to do is... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5643 I have a magnetic personality. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5644 Sure stock process are down, but how bad can it get? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5645 Well frankly, Bob, everyone at the firm just thinks you're kind of a blockhead. Now, back to your original question about irony. . . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5646 Do you have any aspirin? I feel a headache coming on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5647 What a hangover. I feel like a brick hit my head! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5648 THIS COFFEE IS TO DIE FOR 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5649 So here's something weird. Last week this street psychic told me, "Beware the Ides of March." I just saw him again and said, "Hey pal, the Ides are come." So, what does he say? "Aye, Julius, but not gone." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5650 Is your toast burnt or am I about to have a stroke? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5651 Just when he thought he could not take another minute of his co-worker's bragging, God intervened. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5652 ...so I say to him, 'What if there's no future? It's not like that's going to change anything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5653 If I drink coffee, it goes right to my head! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5654 All day it's been like I'm under this cloud. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5655 I feel like I need a change. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5656 I think our deal just fell through. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5657 Let's just take a moment and pray. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5658 The duck here is to die for. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5659 My Psychic says I have a positive aura and to expect a long, healthy life . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5660 Let me give you some advice Jim. The way to assure success in this life is to weigh all the risks, and then act accordingly. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5661 I like to keep things unpredictable. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5662 I can't shake this feeling of impending doom... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5663 This writers block will be the death of me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5664 Remember that time you meant to yell "Fore!" ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5665 Not to drop a brick into this discussion, but . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5666 This gal on Twitter thinks crowd-sourcing the caption contest is a great idea. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5667 No, I'm not falling for that again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5668 It's official: I'm retiring next month - while I'm still in good health. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5669 How about that, some divine inspiration. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5670 You keep telling me to get some life insurance, but I think I'll wait a bit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5671 I know it's wrong to just wait for my next great idea to hit me, but I just can't come up with anything concrete! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5672 You say this place is called Damocles? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5673 Any ideas why this place is called 'ACME Cafe'? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5674 What a stressful day. This is absolutely the WORST headache I've ever had! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5675 Should I tell him a cement block is going to hit him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5676 I think I'll just have to wait for the right idea to hit me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5677 It's like I'm waiting for the -- I don't know -- other shoe to drop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5678 Did you know my Dad was a mason? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5679 I just feel like there's this huge weight hanging over me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5680 Then the solution suddenly came to me, like someone from above just hit me over the head with a huge brick ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5681 I’m telling you, I can’t think of anything more devastating than Writer’s Block... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5682 'Much as I regret having to do this, Ted.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5683 I feel like they are trying to block me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5684 I keep getting these headaches. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5685 The service here is killing me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5686 Why are you rolling your eyes? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5687 I just feel like the world is falling in on me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5688 Are you an employee or an independent contractors? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5689 Sometimes I feel like there's just not enough time... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5690 It's not like it's the end of the world. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5691 And then I said "Everything happens for a reason". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5692 I just need to get hit by concrete evidence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5693 I shouldn't be telling you this, and if they ever found out, but his secret is........I'm sorry, but you seem to be distracted. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5694 Sometimes I feel like my life is about to come crashing down on me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5695 I only have a few minutes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5696 Don't you think Prendergast has become rather aggressive lately about dropping the ceiling on expenditures? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5697 After 12 purchases, you get a surprise. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5698 Brick-and-mortar is done, Bob. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5699 I'd say something if he hadn't been trying to sneak coffee-farts by me all breakfast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5700 Now who's going to do my taxes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5701 The metaphor is: student loans. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5702 Horoscope - Schmoroscope... I'll be a pragmatist 'til the day I die. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5703 This one's on you, Bud. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5704 Blockhead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5705 It's been two weeks since the Ides of March, and I only now can.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5706 Instead of the falling piano cliché, its the falling brick cliché. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5707 C'mon Bob! Your always off dreaming...never noticing the little things... it's sad. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5708 Have you ever had the feeling that your best days lie ahead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5709 Your argument is too abstract, can you be more concrete? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5710 Time for concrete action. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5711 And the blueberry muffins are to die for. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5712 Thank god he already signed the papers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5713 Actually, I don't think you qualify for our life insurance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5714 Darn, I shoulda got that whipped cream. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5715 I'm thinking of supporting Trump. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5716 Look! I'm not doing this to hurt you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5717 Outside of a clear sign from the almighty God himself, I'm voting for Trump. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5718 You might want to con-CINDER a new place to sit, Joe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5719 Where's the piano!?!?! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5720 May I be hit by a concrete block if Trump is the next President. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5721 You are going to love my Brain Surgeon! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5722 I mean, it just feels like I've been dodging disaster all week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5723 I haven't been here before. What's special about Starbricks? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5724 I've often wondered what magnetic attraction would feel like. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5725 Note: No one was injured during the production of this cartoon caption drawing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5726 Nothing's coming to mind yet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5727 Umm...No. I won't have what you're having. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5728 Still think I'm paranoid? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5729 ...and then, the best part was, this concrete block from another cartoon panel comes loose and hits me in the head! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5730 Would you mind trading seats? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5731 I'm an actuary. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5732 .....and the gold is in the.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5733 Brink and mortar businesses will figh back 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5734 I've got this heavy feeling hanging over me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5735 You never know what's going to happen next. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5736 You know it's been a bad week but things are finally looking up.. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5737 I did ask for a sign from God.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5738 So what if Trump wins? What's the worst that could happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5739 That's gonna hurt! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5740 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn professional netw- 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5741 I sometimes feel I have a death wish 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5742 'I don't think you appreciate the gravity of this situation.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5743 One lump will do. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5744 Oh my - I guess it's too late to duck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5745 My contractor keeps me updated through social media. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5746 Given the gravity of the situation, I knew that our writer's block would not be the only thing smashing through on this particular coffee break. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5747 I told you we should've gone to Denny's. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5748 Is it too late now to say sorry? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5749 Do you think they noticed the typo? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5750 Timing is everything ?? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5751 I can't imply that it came from outer space! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5752 Um, Steve, I think you should move your head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5753 Let's not compare horoscopes today 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5754 Calm Down! You always think the sky is fall! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5755 Voodoo Shmoodoo 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
5756 Dining at Jean Jorges used to be such a pleasure. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5757 Really? I always thought I was the schlemiel. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5758 What? Hey, why don't YOU move, buddy. And I'm no blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5759 Lately, it seems my world has been falling apart. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5760 Calm down, Bill 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5761 Everything in this town is always about up, up, up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5762 Not one brick, I told her. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5763 You're absolutely right! I WILL start saving for retirement today! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5764 I feel like a blockhead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5765 I can't think of one thing that would make me vote for Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5766 George I don't want to alarm you, but a heads-up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5767 Looks like that promotion might be coming my way sooner than I expected. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5768 Is my life insurance policy up-to-date? That's a silly question. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5769 Hey, did you ask for one or two lumps in your coffee? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5770 Son, it's time I told you the secret to life... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5771 Flat Man vs. Soup-er Man 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5772 Isaac Newton had it easy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5773 I have no idea if I'm doing the right thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5774 My psychiatrist says I'm blocking too much. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5775 Election 2016: When God watches campaign coverage. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5776 I keep a lid on my coffee so it won't get spilled. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5777 You know, I really do think America could be great again 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5778 Quick! Pros/Cons List to saving Dave. Pros: He makes me look slightly more handsome when together, Blood will definitely get in my coffee if I don't. Cons: He smells weird when it rains, I could probably get time off work...you will be missed Dave. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5779 As a lawyer, I may not have been completely honest but let him that is without sin cast the first stone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5780 Why don't I get this one? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5781 I don't know what I'm afraid of. Flying is safer than driving . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5782 Remember the old expression that "the sky is falling! The sky is falling" Well, its true! Duck 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5783 They finally got teleport working. Oops, still need some tweaking. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5784 Where do my cartoon caption ideas come from? I really don't know --- sometimes they seem to just fall from the sky. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5785 I'm concerned that I don't tip enough. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5786 Ya know Tom, I never wanted to be a Risk Manager in college 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5787 Your brain is terrible! Your report doesn't making any sense! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5788 Sure I drink on the job. A lot. But I'm a building inspector, I travel in fast circles and I have to project a certain image of success. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5789 May the sky fall if Trump isn't the best man for the job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5790 Almost over…my last day of work. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5791 I'll get the check next time! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5792 Cement block of Damocles? Never heard of it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5793 What goes up must come down. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5794 Short term, I'm bullish. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5795 I have to stop moping around like the sky is falling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5796 We have no choice but to remain optimistic, don't you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5797 Lumber is up, but concrete blocks are falling! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5798 What's more apparent? The fragment that will open you up or the arbiter's ersatz sentence? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5799 Same old, same old. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5800 It's not too late to Yelp. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5801 John, this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5802 Some fellas got no luck. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5803 Do you think men ever have to worry about the glass ceiling? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5804 I forgot to check my Powerball numbers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5805 My schedule the rest of the afternoon ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5806 That junk food will kill you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5807 Some days it just feels like the world is falling apart. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5808 This isn't your day! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5809 To be honest, Phil, things just haven't been going my way lately. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5810 Call me crazy but I've always a glass half full kinda guy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5811 I think she said, "Who dressed you today, because you're shirt and tie are a ridiculous combination" and that they're "out of buckwheat pancakes. You need to place another order", Eric. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5812 Did you really want that order of the triple shot of Espresso? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5813 Given the gravity the situation, looks like our writer's block won't be the only thing we'll be smashing through on this coffee break. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5814 What do you mean I should have ordered something lighter? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5815 from this observation we can conclude that this building is still under construction, also GET OUT OF THE WAY 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5816 Trump...Somehow I didn't see it coming... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5817 Will you please pay attention? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5818 Let's face it--anvils have become cliche. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5819 I finally feel that things are about to start going my way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5820 Damn that Isaac Newton. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5821 I could REALLY use a nap before going back to work today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5822 Wrong place, wrong time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5823 You'll never regret going with the lowest bidder. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5824 That sounds too heavy for lunch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5825 I'm not worried about Trump. I think karma's going to get him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5826 We're making a little head way, "I think you're right". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5827 What a day, I keep waiting for a brick to fall on me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5828 I think you ought to cut short your lunch break. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5829 THERE GOES THE AIRCONDITIONING. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5830 I am having a mental block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5831 Hmm. Both Yelp and the horoscopes were right. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5832 I told her I needed faster download speed to stream work videos. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5833 So he says I can write off the entire cruise as a business expense as long as I meet with the CFO in Acapulco. But I need that like a hole in the head.. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5834 No, yeah, things are good. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5835 you know, it hasn't quite hit me yet 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5836 On my mother's grave I can assure you there are no hidden costs in the deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5837 I got this feeling, Ted, that my life is starting to turn around. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5838 I think your days of waiting to be hit on the head with an idea are over. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5839 You know Bob, sometimes it feels like everything I build just crumbles. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5840 Nice! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5841 But, I really do have something on my mind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5842 take it or leave it!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5843 What?...Trump's experience with building qualifies him ??? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5844 I’ll be suing this cafe in 5, 4, 3, 2… 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5845 There is no way this year gets any worse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5846 The chance of his winning the election is about the same as my being hit in the head by a falling cinder block. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5847 Made You Look! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5848 No, I'm NOT kidding...I'm for Trump! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5849 FOX News say ISIS is the #1 threat to America 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5850 Let's move to another table! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5851 I've always said a drone could never do a waiter's job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5852 did you forget to order the HARD HAT AREA signage? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5853 As to construction costs, I firmly believe that what goes up must come down. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5854 Are you hungry? What made you think of duck? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5855 What did mom mean when she said never to play under an anvil tree? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5856 It's a normal correction, Harry. Trust me—the sky's not falling! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5857 Are you feeling a down draft? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5858 Doris keep bugging me to quit smoking. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5859 Big brother is back 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5860 This writer's block is killing me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5861 Would you please stay focused, we almost finished. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5862 I have a feeling my bad luck is soon over. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5863 What are the odds of being hit by a ton of bricks? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5864 Glad it's Friday , it's been a rough week. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5865 Nothing can stop me now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5866 My wife thought I needed more life insurance. She's got a good construction job, so I'm not sure why she was so insistent. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5867 pay attention Bill, I swear your mind just wanders... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5868 .....so Joe, I need you to sign a promissory note for the twenty thousand dollars you owe me right away. JOE! What in hell are you looking at? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5869 Last night was a hell of a night. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5870 Mankind hasn't yet explained life, let alone life's universal antidote. When it's your time, away you go. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5871 Life's so monotonous. I wish something interesting would happen. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5872 ..then it hit me, like 1/2000 ton of bricks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5873 Send over the new will right away; I'd like to sign it asap 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5874 Things are really falling into place 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5875 Damoclese sword was not available. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5876 Hey, guess who getting your corner office? Me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5877 I think I already have adequate insurance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5878 Are you kidding? Any blockhead knows that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5879 Forget the new technologies--they're too disruptive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5880 Ironic that my favorite album is "Thick as a Brick"? Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5881 Animal, vegetable, or mineral? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5882 The food here is to die for. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5883 Don't worry, I got my lawyer on speed-dial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5884 There is simply no way to convince me that our job description should require a hardhat. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5885 So, how should we end this interview? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5886 This year's merger is inevitable. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5887 That's as concrete as I can make it." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5888 Premonitions! Premonitions! Premonitions! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5889 Im a regular here 12 years and even I dont know why its called The Brick 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5890 I wonder if his office is bigger than mine... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5891 My guess is that you would believe the scientific community consensus if they said the sky was falling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5892 It doesn't take a ton of bricks to fall on me for me to see the writing on the wall. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5893 Ever hear of Damocles? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5894 Rest assured, there's no such thing as karma. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
5895 When Wall Street hits you, the Wall hits you hard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5896 Do you know anything about tarot cards? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5897 I like this bar. You can work here and drink. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5898 I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about Karma! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5899 It's coming down faster than I thought. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5900 Ha, ha, my mother-in-law is always telling me I'm "one brick short of a load" Can't wait to tell her about my promotion. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5901 Do you ever feel that you're in the wrong place at the wrong time? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5902 So I replied, ‘I don’t believe in luck.’ 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5903 Do you think I'm a block head? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5904 I'm no blockhead, Trump would make a great President. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5905 You said it would have to be a quick lunch... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5906 Do you think a concrete idea falls out of the sky? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5907 My horoscope said that things are going to start falling my way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5908 No point worrying about what might happen. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5909 Eat'n that stuff will kill you someday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5910 ...and next thing you know, I'm out of a job 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5911 Yes, yes, things ARE looking up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5912 What do you think - is term life insurance worth it or not? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5913 You know, life can be so random sometimes.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5914 ... and then I said, 'Besides, I'd never invest in this place until you do something about that ceiling!' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5915 I saved a lot of money signing up for a cheaper version of "Tinder." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5916 Opportunities just seam to fall out of the sky for me lately 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5917 Sounds good. But at this restaurant its called 'canard'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0