Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
I have no concrete plans for the rest of the day. |
2.0952 |
0.19401 |
21 |
7 |
5 |
9 |
1 |
I told my ex I'll take her back if she drops some weight. |
2.0556 |
0.18912 |
18 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
2 |
Don't worry, I will take it to the grave. |
2.0000 |
0.21822 |
15 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
You better give me the short version. |
2.0000 |
0.21822 |
15 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
Duck?! For lunch? |
2.0000 |
0.16903 |
15 |
3 |
9 |
3 |
5 |
I'm just waiting for the next big idea to hit me... |
2.0000 |
0.18078 |
18 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
The tragedy for me is the soul crushing predictability of my life. |
1.9333 |
0.22817 |
15 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
Could you explain the "act of God" clause again? |
1.9286 |
0.26653 |
14 |
7 |
1 |
6 |
8 |
What you wanted to say was "figuratively." |
1.9286 |
0.26653 |
14 |
7 |
1 |
6 |
9 |
I'm pretty sure she doesn't know about Melissa. |
1.9286 |
0.24505 |
14 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
10 |
All I said was she could drop a few pounds. |
1.9286 |
0.22149 |
14 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
11 |
For once, I really feel like today is my day. |
1.9286 |
0.22149 |
14 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
12 |
Here's the problem, nothing surprises me anymore. |
1.9286 |
0.22149 |
14 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
13 |
Relax- it's only a metaphor. |
1.9231 |
0.21066 |
13 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
14 |
I rarely leave a tip |
1.9231 |
0.23916 |
13 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
15 |
What's the worst-case scenario? |
1.9231 |
0.21066 |
13 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
16 |
At least today can't get any worse.... |
1.9231 |
0.23916 |
13 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
17 |
Fortunately, she seems very amicable about the divorce. |
1.9231 |
0.21066 |
13 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
18 |
I didn't order duck. |
1.9231 |
0.28782 |
13 |
7 |
0 |
6 |
19 |
Very little surprises me anymore. |
1.9231 |
0.21066 |
13 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
20 |
So I told them 'Who needs your silly witness protection program?' |
1.9231 |
0.26461 |
13 |
6 |
2 |
5 |
21 |
My ex keeps telling me I should try this place. |
1.9231 |
0.26461 |
13 |
6 |
2 |
5 |
22 |
I'm certain my wife has no idea I'm cheating on her. |
1.9231 |
0.13689 |
13 |
2 |
10 |
1 |
23 |
I'm just waiting for some kind of sign. |
1.9231 |
0.23916 |
13 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
24 |
Well, at least I've still got my health. |
1.9167 |
0.22891 |
12 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
25 |
Joe, do you understand the gravity of the situation? |
1.9091 |
0.25062 |
11 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
26 |
Do we have to decide right this second? |
1.9000 |
0.27689 |
10 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
27 |
And then it struck me: Everything I said was becoming real. |
1.8571 |
0.20588 |
14 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
28 |
It's the overhead that's gonna kill me |
1.8462 |
0.19102 |
13 |
4 |
7 |
2 |
29 |
....but how likely is that, really? |
1.8333 |
0.24100 |
12 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
30 |
I'd rather die than vote in this election. |
1.8333 |
0.24100 |
12 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
31 |
Nothing hurts more than stepping barefoot on a kid's Lego brick. |
1.8333 |
0.27061 |
12 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
32 |
Can anything be worse than this coffee? |
1.8333 |
0.20719 |
12 |
4 |
6 |
2 |
33 |
Do you think I worry too much? |
1.8333 |
0.20719 |
12 |
4 |
6 |
2 |
34 |
So ...what are the chances of my ex-wife retaliating? |
1.8182 |
0.26348 |
11 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
35 |
You will not believe the week I've had. |
1.8182 |
0.26348 |
11 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
36 |
Materials to build a wall of that size don't just fall out of the sky, ya know? |
1.8182 |
0.26348 |
11 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
37 |
This place never fails to surprise you. |
1.8182 |
0.22636 |
11 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
38 |
Just ask God to show you a sign, Bob, and He will. |
1.8182 |
0.26348 |
11 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
39 |
If the boss asks why I didn't come back after lunch, make something up. |
1.8182 |
0.29598 |
11 |
6 |
1 |
4 |
40 |
Stop telling me to 'look up', things never get better.. |
1.8182 |
0.26348 |
11 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
41 |
I told the barista to surprise me |
1.8182 |
0.22636 |
11 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
42 |
You know that stuff's gonna kill ya. |
1.8182 |
0.22636 |
11 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
43 |
…if it's the last thing I do! |
1.8182 |
0.26348 |
11 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
44 |
Everything depends on being at the right place at the right time. |
1.8182 |
0.22636 |
11 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
45 |
I've always made sure I'm in the right place at the right time. |
1.8182 |
0.22636 |
11 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
46 |
We separated on amicable terms. |
1.8182 |
0.22636 |
11 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
47 |
I slept with your wife. |
1.8182 |
0.29598 |
11 |
6 |
1 |
4 |
48 |
No really, I have the worst luck. |
1.8182 |
0.22636 |
11 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
49 |
No, I rarely suffer from writer's block. Why do you ask? |
1.8000 |
0.24944 |
10 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
50 |
I don't think they liked your Yelp review. |
1.8000 |
0.29059 |
10 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
51 |
Last night I told Susan I want a divorce. She took it surprisingly well. |
1.8000 |
0.29059 |
10 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
52 |
Don't interrupt me Jerry -- I was about to get to the good part. |
1.8000 |
0.29059 |
10 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
53 |
Maybe you're right. Maybe I should stop being so pessimistic. |
1.8000 |
0.24944 |
10 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
54 |
Ever since I wrote that bad "Yelp" review I keep thinking they are going to poison my coffee. |
1.8000 |
0.24944 |
10 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
55 |
Yes, I designed this building--but I don't consider it my best work. |
1.8000 |
0.24944 |
10 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
56 |
I think everything's finally falling into place. |
1.8000 |
0.24944 |
10 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
57 |
Have any ideas on how to get out of jury duty next week? |
1.8000 |
0.29059 |
10 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
58 |
Put yourself in my place. |
1.8000 |
0.20000 |
10 |
3 |
6 |
1 |
59 |
There's nothing worse than a cold cup of coffee. |
1.8000 |
0.20000 |
10 |
3 |
6 |
1 |
60 |
So I told her ‘Screw you and your Gypsy curse.’ |
1.8000 |
0.24944 |
10 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
61 |
With the divorce final, I think we can now be friends. |
1.7778 |
0.32394 |
9 |
5 |
1 |
3 |
62 |
God strike me dead if I'm lying |
1.7500 |
0.36596 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
3 |
63 |
Do you have any aspirin? I feel a headache coming on. |
1.7500 |
0.25000 |
12 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
64 |
I'd give anything to not have to go back to work today. |
1.7500 |
0.31339 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
65 |
Son, it's time I told you the secret to life... |
1.7500 |
0.31339 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
66 |
So... how is your day, so far? |
1.7500 |
0.31339 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
67 |
Fred, I'm going to miss these morning coffee breaks. |
1.7500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
1 |
68 |
Define random. |
1.7143 |
0.35952 |
7 |
4 |
1 |
2 |
69 |
You'll never believe where I hid all that cash... |
1.7143 |
0.28571 |
7 |
3 |
3 |
1 |
70 |
This interview shouldn't take long. |
1.7143 |
0.28571 |
7 |
3 |
3 |
1 |
71 |
Don't worry, there's no such thing as karma. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
72 |
I'm going to stop being such a pessimist . |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
73 |
You'll never guess how much I squeezed out of the contractors on this building. |
1.7000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
4 |
5 |
1 |
74 |
So I said, “Of course I’ll take it as an annuity. “ |
1.7000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
4 |
5 |
1 |
75 |
It was a simple clerical error, Robert. May God strike me dead if I'm not telling the truth. |
1.7000 |
0.30000 |
10 |
6 |
1 |
3 |
76 |
Please don't splatter. |
1.7000 |
0.30000 |
10 |
6 |
1 |
3 |
77 |
Sorry I took your spot. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
78 |
Finally, I've quit smoking, drinking and I've started working out. |
1.7000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
4 |
5 |
1 |
79 |
At least I still have my health. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
80 |
Great food. Lousy atmosphere. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
81 |
I don't tip |
1.7000 |
0.30000 |
10 |
6 |
1 |
3 |
82 |
This writer's block is going to kill me. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
83 |
Duck? Yeah--It's excellent here. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
84 |
Is there anything worse than a bad cup of coffee? |
1.7000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
4 |
5 |
1 |
85 |
As you get older you realize that gravity always catches up to you. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
86 |
Sorry, Ed, but the only way you'll get that raise is over my dead body." |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
87 |
How much time do we have? |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
88 |
Can't wait for this day to be over. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
89 |
Is there anything worse than an auditor breathing down your back? |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
90 |
New York Life; why do you ask? |
1.7000 |
0.30000 |
10 |
6 |
1 |
3 |
91 |
I just wish life were more like cartoons, y'know? |
1.7000 |
0.30000 |
10 |
6 |
1 |
3 |
92 |
Did you just call me a brick? |
1.7000 |
0.30000 |
10 |
6 |
1 |
3 |
93 |
Life insurance ? |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
94 |
My wife wants to cement our relationship, whatever that means. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
95 |
I always sit here. It's my lucky table. |
1.7000 |
0.30000 |
10 |
6 |
1 |
3 |
96 |
I've been lucky. I've never experienced writer's block. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
97 |
An extra coffee break never killed anyone. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
98 |
Funny. Last week it was a piano. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
99 |
I'll get the check next time! |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
100 |
I don't like deconstructionism, and I'll tell you why. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
101 |
My horoscope said that things are going to start falling my way. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
102 |
It's the unknown unknowns that I worry about. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
103 |
I want to make a bucket list. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
104 |
We may not have to plan that far ahead. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
105 |
Thirty-two feet per second. Why do you ask? |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
106 |
Did you ever have one of those days where nothing goes right? |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
107 |
Seriously, can you think of anything less likely than Donald Trump becoming President? |
1.6667 |
0.42164 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
2 |
108 |
You ever think about just not going back to work after lunch? |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
109 |
How much did you tip the waiter? |
1.6667 |
0.16667 |
9 |
3 |
6 |
0 |
110 |
Why should I care about our crumbling infrastructure? |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
111 |
It can't be a brick. It's always a safe or a piano. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
112 |
My doctor said I suffer from chicken little syndrome... |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
113 |
Nothing heavy for me today I think. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
114 |
What could be worse than President Trump? |
1.6667 |
0.42164 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
2 |
115 |
Is this a good time to talk about life insurance? |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
116 |
I feel like things are finally beginning to fall my way. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
117 |
I've got nothing concrete, but it will come to me. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
118 |
I'm thinking I need to live more in the moment. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
119 |
If I don't have my morning coffee I get a splitting headache. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
120 |
I fired the contractor. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
121 |
I can honestly say, at this point in my life, there really are no surprises left. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
122 |
And the crazy thing is, he never knew what hit him. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
123 |
So here's my 5 year plan... |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
124 |
Can you believe it ... fired before lunch. How can today get any worse? |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
125 |
I understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
126 |
I just have this sense of impending doom. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
127 |
I don't think it's the other shoe you have to worry about. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
128 |
Well, so far so good... |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
129 |
Can you give me a concrete example? |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
9 |
6 |
0 |
3 |
130 |
I don't think this day could get much worse. Do you? |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
131 |
You'll never regret going with the lowest bidder. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
132 |
I signed up on this new reminder app. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
133 |
If you've got something to say, say it. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
134 |
Be honest with me. Do I come across as hard headed? |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
135 |
'Nothing surprises me anymore.' |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
136 |
My luck is about to change. I can feel it. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
137 |
Nothing wakes me up like that first cup of coffee. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
138 |
I call it the Block of Damocles. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
139 |
Yeah, I’m an organ donor. Why? |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
140 |
I could wait forever for a great idea to hit me. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
141 |
Karma's a what? |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
142 |
You're right. An anvil would be too cliche. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
143 |
I just feel like I've hit a point in my life where there are no more surprises. Know what I mean? |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
144 |
Duck? No, I ordered roast beef. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
145 |
For once, I'm going to pick up the tab. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
146 |
If you mess with the timeline, the world fixes itself. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
147 |
I sense some push back from our contractor |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
148 |
Are you even listening? |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
149 |
I'm worried, I hear the mob is experimenting with drones now. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
150 |
I'm about to lose my mind. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
151 |
The hardest part is not knowing whether I'm going to outlive my money. |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
152 |
Actually, he's not too happy about the summer construction job I got him. Why? |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
153 |
People complain about bad luck, but it's really about their bad choices. |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
154 |
Tip? I've been coming here 10 years, this exact seat - never tipped. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
155 |
Well, it's time to go. |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
156 |
Of course I have cat-like reflexes. Why'd you ask? |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
157 |
I'm only a block away |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
158 |
I'll pick up the check this time. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
159 |
I'm tired of complaining but, honestly, it seems like it's just one damn thing after another. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
160 |
Just once I wish you'd let me have the last word |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
161 |
Just give one single concrete example |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
162 |
And you said I'm next in line for CEO. Right? |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
163 |
I'm proud to say I got this place built three months ahead of schedule and at thirty-five percent below budget. |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
164 |
Have you been following the concussion studies from the NFL? |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
165 |
For the first time in my life, I feel like everything is falling into place. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
166 |
i think my smart watch is broken, it just says duck |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
167 |
So I take an extra five minutes for lunch. What's the worst that can happen? |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
168 |
Mindfulness allows me to live each day as if it were my last. |
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4 |
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You better watch the Reubens, George. Pastrami will kill you. |
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If I could only have a sign... |
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You know that moment when it just hits you? |
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8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
172 |
I'm being terminated. |
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1 |
2 |
173 |
For once, give me something concrete. |
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3 |
5 |
0 |
174 |
the divorce went well, don't you think ? |
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2 |
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I finally feel like my luck is about to change ... |
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4 |
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You just never know, do you, Kevin? |
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You get this one, I'll get the next one . |
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Think this will be my last cup. |
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How much worse could it get? |
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0 |
180 |
It's like I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. |
1.6250 |
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My portfolio never saw Brazil, Russia, India and China coming. |
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Don, best not to think about retirement. |
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4 |
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Mr Stevens, all I need is a quick signature in case anything unexpected happens. |
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So, worst case scenario, what do you foresee? |
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I just wish I had proof of the gravity of the situation. |
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Relax, this always happens in cartoons! |
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You know what your problem is? You always expect the worst. |
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Last mortgage payment,last alimony payment, yep Jim, things are finally looking up. |
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It's amazing how quickly they built this place. |
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... and that's the truth, may God strike me dead. |
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A month off would be gift from heaven. |
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I think they need our table. |
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0 |
193 |
I've always believed everything happens for a reason. |
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I don't think this day can get any worse. |
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I never tip here |
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4 |
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No, I'm not worried. Her mason husband is totally clueless. |
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4 |
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1 |
197 |
My wife says I worry too much. |
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I have faith in the above. |
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They know me here. I don't even bother to tip anymore. |
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4 |
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200 |
I have this eerie sense of impending doom |
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We were lucky to get a table. |
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4 |
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1 |
202 |
Should I be concerned about my future at the firm? |
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3 |
5 |
0 |
203 |
As an author, I’ve been lucky. Never suffered from writer’s block. |
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4 |
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1 |
204 |
And then she said, "you'll never see it coming . . ." |
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3 |
5 |
0 |
205 |
What concussion threat? I'm an owner, not a fullback. |
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4 |
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1 |
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So, after we both sign, you'll be the richest man in town. |
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4 |
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207 |
I'll get through this, if the roof doesn't cave in. |
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4 |
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1 |
208 |
I just have this feeling of impending doom. |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
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3 |
5 |
0 |
209 |
So, what's the worst that could happen? |
1.6250 |
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4 |
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1 |
210 |
You know it's great to be an insurance agent. I'm covered for anything. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
211 |
So tell me again, what happens at these Freemason meetings? |
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5 |
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2 |
212 |
Is there time for a cappuccino? |
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Gimme a sec; it's just a mental block. |
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4 |
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214 |
Where's the Disgruntled Barista Surprise I ordered? |
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Thanks for treating. I’ll get you next time. |
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4 |
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216 |
My doctor said I have six months to live. |
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217 |
Cremation. Why do you ask? |
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218 |
First Brenda leaves me, and now the layoff...don't tell me what's next. |
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4 |
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219 |
Since switching to decaf the headaches have disappeared. |
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4 |
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1 |
220 |
Note: No one was injured during the production of this cartoon caption drawing. |
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2 |
221 |
...and then the medium said that today I would be struck dead by a cinder block and so I avoided the construction by my office building entirely. |
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5 |
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2 |
222 |
Finally, things seem to be falling into place. |
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4 |
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1 |
223 |
Nothing surprises me in New York anymore. |
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4 |
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224 |
That's it! The meaning of life is . . . |
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225 |
I feel like I'm just waiting for the next big thing to hit me. |
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4 |
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226 |
That gluten is going to kill you. |
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227 |
Life's boring. Nothing ever happens to me. |
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4 |
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1 |
228 |
I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. |
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4 |
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1 |
229 |
Rosebud. |
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230 |
Any ideas why this place is called 'ACME Cafe'? |
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2 |
231 |
Can you keep a secret? |
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1 |
2 |
232 |
And if I'm lying, may God strike me dead. |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
233 |
I’ve started a bucket list. |
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5 |
1 |
2 |
234 |
I'm dying for another cup of coffee. |
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5 |
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2 |
235 |
I really hope something comes my way soon. |
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4 |
3 |
1 |
236 |
So where are we at in our lawsuit against Looney Tunes? |
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1 |
2 |
237 |
This is the last time I'm having coffee at this place |
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4 |
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1 |
238 |
But on a lighter note... |
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5 |
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2 |
239 |
So I put it all in a deferred annuity which will pay me big bucks when I reach 85. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
240 |
I built this place. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
241 |
I hear the women are rumbling about the glass ceiling again. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
242 |
I don't see how they can block my nomination. |
1.6000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
243 |
Those sausage biscuits will kill you. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
244 |
Damocles? Damocles? Wasn't he with Lehman Brothers? |
1.5714 |
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5 |
0 |
2 |
245 |
So, I am still seeing the mason's wife. |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
246 |
Today can't get any worse. |
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4 |
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1 |
247 |
I'm finished. How about you? |
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4 |
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1 |
248 |
...and not you, or anyone, or any thing is going to stop me... |
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3 |
4 |
0 |
249 |
You know, sometimes I wonder whether Isaac Newton was actually a genius or just in the right place at the right time. |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
250 |
Either I get a concrete proposal from these guys or I'm out! |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
251 |
Give me a second and it'll hit me. |
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4 |
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1 |
252 |
I'm just going to say this once." |
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4 |
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1 |
253 |
If the general election is like the primaries, you might as well kill me now. |
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4 |
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1 |
254 |
I'm telling you Jim, I am sick of all the headaches! |
1.5714 |
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7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
255 |
Do you think the chef took it personally? |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
256 |
What? Do I have something on my face? |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
257 |
We should have waited for a booth. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
258 |
So let me tell you about this horrible day I've had. |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
259 |
I never tip here. Why do you ask? |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
260 |
Yes, you could say I'm hardheaded. Why? |
1.5714 |
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7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
261 |
I take my coffee with one lump. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
262 |
I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
263 |
Why, yes, I am wearing clean underwear. |
1.5714 |
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7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
264 |
This is much better than the usual takeout. |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
265 |
I'll need time to consider your insurance plan. |
1.5714 |
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7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
266 |
It's bad, but just remember it could always be worse. |
1.5714 |
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7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
267 |
... and if I'm lying, may I be struck down from above. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
268 |
You probably want that to go. |
1.5714 |
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5 |
0 |
2 |
269 |
Is something wrong? |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
270 |
I call tails |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
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5 |
0 |
2 |
271 |
We need a blockbuster. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
272 |
You worry about tomorrow too much. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
273 |
So, then it hits me out of the blue... |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
274 |
This crick in my neck is killing me! |
1.5714 |
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7 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
275 |
I won't take up much of your time. |
1.5714 |
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7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
276 |
You're a dreamer, Bill. I need a concrete solution, or you can look for another job. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
277 |
I have a feeling my luck is about to change. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
278 |
I'm depressed. Management told me this morning that they are offering me a retirement plan that I can't refuse. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
279 |
Nice to do business in an actual brick and mortar store. |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
280 |
Do you have any aspirin? |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
281 |
My luck's gonna change. I can almost feel it. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
282 |
I'm voting Trump unless I get some kind of concrete evidence not to. |
1.5714 |
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7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
283 |
Time for concrete action. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
284 |
And the blueberry muffins are to die for. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
285 |
Eating those fast food burgers will kill you. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
286 |
I feel like writing these online restaurant reviews has finally given me the outlet to find my true voice. |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
287 |
Duck? No, I ordered chicken. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
288 |
I knew you shouldn't have said that. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
289 |
So it's basically uber but for construction materials |
1.5714 |
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5 |
0 |
2 |
290 |
For the last time, Felix, look at me when I'm talking to you! |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
291 |
Boy, I wish this day would end already. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
292 |
Great pitch for a movie, but I need to see stars. |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
293 |
Look's like you're about to own this diner. |
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7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
294 |
Duck? No, I'm leaning toward the chicken. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
295 |
How come now you are telling me you have been sleeping with my wife? |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
296 |
Do you have a minute? |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
297 |
Eight years since the crash and I finally feel like my luck is changing. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
298 |
Did I mention I made partner? |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
299 |
So. . . are you ready to cement this deal? |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
300 |
Sometimes I get a mental block. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
301 |
Isaac Newton had it easy. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
302 |
I always feel like there's a weight on my shoulders |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
303 |
I think I'll just have to wait for the right idea to hit me. |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
304 |
One last thought... |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
305 |
If all goes well, my accountant says I will be able to retire in five years! |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
306 |
Can I finish my point please? |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
307 |
Good news, my cholesterol is... |
1.5714 |
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7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
308 |
You have to be really hardheaded to survive is this business. |
1.5714 |
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7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
309 |
I don't know. You think I'm lucky? |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
310 |
What you don't know can't hurt you. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
311 |
So, what's the BAD news? |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
312 |
MetLife. Why do you ask? |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
313 |
It's official: I'm retiring next month - while I'm still in good health. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
314 |
Their overhead is killing their business |
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7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
315 |
There's really nothing worse than bad coffee. |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
316 |
Remember what Mom used to tell us about wearing clean underwear? |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
317 |
Yes, there are many dangers to being a spy. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
318 |
You wouldn't believe the kind of day I've had. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
319 |
And she's constantly making empty threats. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
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3 |
4 |
0 |
320 |
I can be as hard headed as the next man. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
321 |
So I made an anti-cementic remark. Big deal. |
1.5714 |
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1 |
322 |
Ten years searching for the Holy Grail of investing, and then it hit me... |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
323 |
Trust me, that is all I'm going to have to say about this. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
324 |
I tell you, Frank, it hit me like a ton of bricks. |
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7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
325 |
Do you ever think where you'll be in five years? |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
326 |
Don't say anything- cartoon law says it won't fall on me if I don't look. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
327 |
It kills me having to work through lunch. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
328 |
Give me something concrete ! |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
329 |
Dont worry, Lunch is on Me! |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
330 |
I've requested drone delivery for all materials. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
331 |
I hope I get his office. |
1.5714 |
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7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
332 |
What on Earth did you say to that coyote? |
1.5714 |
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5 |
0 |
2 |
333 |
I recommend the duck. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
334 |
As an actuary, I know all the risks. |
1.5714 |
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5 |
0 |
2 |
335 |
...But I'm sure something will break my way soon. |
1.5714 |
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5 |
0 |
2 |
336 |
Nothing more painful than a $7 cup of coffee |
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1 |
337 |
Coffee. What a life-saver! |
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0.36886 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
338 |
I'll tell you man. If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. |
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0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
339 |
And to think we almost got the table by the kitchen door. |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
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5 |
0 |
2 |
340 |
Why the long face? |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
341 |
I swear that this is the last day I am eating here. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
342 |
...so to play it safe, I'm cutting out gluten. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
343 |
Great! My coffee's cold. Can this day get any worse? |
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1 |
344 |
I am not sure that you understand the gravity of the situation. |
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1 |
345 |
"Frank, you know what's odd for the first time in my life I've forgotten my rabbits foot". |
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7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
346 |
My one regret in college. I never got stoned. |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
7 |
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0 |
2 |
347 |
Defy the odds—it's what's made me the man I am today! |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
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1 |
348 |
Should I cash in my 401(k) or not? I need some kind of sign. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
349 |
I honestly can't imagine things getting much worse... |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
350 |
Not falling for your lame April Fool this year buddy! |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
0 |
351 |
I can't shake this feeling that the other shoe is about to drop. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
352 |
I wish my luck would change |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
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5 |
0 |
2 |
353 |
Yeah, but I still have these premonitions of doom. |
1.5714 |
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2 |
1 |
354 |
You ever feel like things just hit you out of the blue? |
1.5714 |
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1 |
355 |
Aetna. Why do you ask? |
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0.29738 |
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1 |
356 |
Think I'll knock off early today. |
1.5714 |
0.36886 |
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5 |
0 |
2 |
357 |
I got rid of the motorcycle. Too dangerous. |
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7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
358 |
There's nothing I fear more than a Trump presidency, nothing! |
1.5714 |
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5 |
0 |
2 |
359 |
I have closing arguments in the Don Giovanni case today. |
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0.29738 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
360 |
May God strike me down if I'm wrong. |
1.5714 |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
361 |
Life insurance is for suckers. |
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4 |
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1 |
362 |
The underlying, structural stability of brick and mortar businesses remains strong. |
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0.36886 |
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5 |
0 |
2 |
363 |
My life feels so predictable of late. |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
364 |
No, the restraining order didn't specifically prohibit contact by drone... |
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2 |
1 |
365 |
I can't drink coffee. It's bad for my health. |
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4 |
2 |
1 |
366 |
I hate all these Chicken Little predictions! |
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1 |
367 |
Once I sign the papers, this whole block is coming down. |
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1 |
368 |
So you've never been sick, never worn a seat belt and you don't believe in fate? |
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0 |
2 |
369 |
The layoff, my prostrate scare, my wife's affair. Sure glad bad things only come in threes. |
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1 |
370 |
I know, I know. It's been there all week. |
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0 |
2 |
371 |
You signed the check, right? |
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3 |
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0 |
372 |
You seem distracted |
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1 |
373 |
If you get this lunch I'll get the next. |
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0 |
374 |
You're right, I shouldn't worry about it. |
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2 |
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I wish Donald Trump were here. |
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0 |
2 |
376 |
And then it literally hit me... |
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1 |
377 |
Hollow threats don't impress me. |
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1 |
378 |
Do you feel a draft? |
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0 |
379 |
- I like your idea but you have to make it more concrete to convince me |
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I'm sure it was just a hollow threat. |
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381 |
No, I don't think women will ever break through the glass ceiling. |
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1 |
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382 |
Don't worry, it isn't a piano this time. |
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1 |
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383 |
Well, there's always tomorrow. |
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1 |
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384 |
Well, Bob, looks like I won't have to let you go after all. |
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3 |
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0 |
385 |
This day can only get better after a morning like that. |
1.5000 |
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1 |
386 |
I just joined the Optimist Club. |
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1 |
1 |
387 |
The service here has really gone downhill. |
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3 |
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0 |
388 |
I've been thinking that I just might be an atheist. |
1.5000 |
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1 |
1 |
389 |
I ate way too much but it hasn't hit me yet! |
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3 |
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0 |
390 |
Do you think we need a contingency plan? |
1.5000 |
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1 |
391 |
So, the Doc says I'm healthy as a horse and I'll live well past 90... |
1.5000 |
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3 |
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0 |
392 |
Did you remember to tip? |
1.5000 |
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3 |
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0 |
393 |
Well, I think it's about time for me to go. |
1.5000 |
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3 |
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0 |
394 |
My ex-wife highly recommended this place. |
1.5000 |
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1 |
1 |
395 |
What could go wrong? |
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0 |
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They have a table time limit. But I've never seen it enforced. |
1.5000 |
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3 |
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0 |
397 |
Yes I do believe in karma—why? |
1.5000 |
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4 |
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1 |
398 |
"I'll have the Grande Concussion with an extra shot, a splatter of heavy cream, and 2 sugars". |
1.5000 |
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1 |
399 |
So then it hit me, like a ... |
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There's a subtle difference between a "schlemiel" and a "schlimazel." |
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1 |
401 |
Pay attention, I am not going to repeat myself! |
1.5000 |
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402 |
I worked my whole life to get where I am right now |
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403 |
it looks like the Mexicans have rejected the 1st section of the iconic Trump ordered border wall |
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1 |
404 |
There's nothing worse than lukewarm coffee... |
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0 |
405 |
Any final thoughts? |
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1 |
406 |
What are you gonna get? I really don't want anything heavy. |
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1 |
407 |
Is everything okay? You seem distracted. |
1.5000 |
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3 |
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0 |
408 |
Voodoo Shmoodoo |
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0 |
409 |
Yup, she doubled the policy. |
1.5000 |
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0 |
410 |
I comfort myself with the fact that I know things can't get any worse. |
1.5000 |
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411 |
You never know, you could get hit by a bus |
1.5000 |
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1 |
412 |
You know that stuff is going to kill you. |
1.5000 |
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1 |
413 |
I suppose I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. |
1.5000 |
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3 |
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0 |
414 |
Consolidated Life. Why? |
1.5000 |
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1 |
1 |
415 |
Yes, I'm still writing that exposé on the Masons. Why do you ask? |
1.5000 |
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3 |
0 |
416 |
I see a promotion in my future |
1.5000 |
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3 |
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0 |
417 |
After our 40 year friendship, Richard, I'm finally coming out to reveal my true feeling for you. |
1.5000 |
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418 |
all this 'no tipping allowed' business, it's just un-American... |
1.5000 |
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1 |
419 |
Today I decided to start working out. |
1.5000 |
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1 |
1 |
420 |
Why didn't you order something heavy? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
421 |
No, I don't think Jane knows about the divorce yet. |
1.5000 |
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3 |
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0 |
422 |
My coffee's cold and they overcharged me for the bagel. What else could go wrong today? |
1.5000 |
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1 |
1 |
423 |
Made You Look! |
1.5000 |
0.50000 |
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0 |
1 |
424 |
It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. |
1.5000 |
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1 |
425 |
I can't believe how lucky I am to have pulled off this deal. |
1.5000 |
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3 |
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0 |
426 |
You seem preoccupied. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
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3 |
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0 |
427 |
I haven't told anyone, but I'm giving you the promotion... |
1.5000 |
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6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
428 |
There's a fly in this coffee. Ugh, my day is ruined! |
1.5000 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
429 |
Let me get the check this time. |
1.5000 |
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1 |
1 |
430 |
So far, it hasn't been a bad day. |
1.5000 |
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3 |
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0 |
431 |
Nice try Tom... What is it this time, a cinder block?! |
1.5000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
432 |
Can you imagine anything that could possibly be worse than President Trump.... |
1.5000 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
433 |
Trust me: we'll survive the next housing crash. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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1 |
1 |
434 |
Gravity? Pssh, it's just a theory! |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
435 |
My wife says I lack 'gravitas.' |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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1 |
1 |
436 |
What time you got? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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1 |
1 |
437 |
Gravity is not a fact, it's a theory. |
1.5000 |
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1 |
438 |
You didn't hear it from me, but the person who's been stealing the paper clips is— |
1.5000 |
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1 |
1 |
439 |
You might want to change your position |
1.5000 |
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3 |
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0 |
440 |
I can't see what else could go wrong. |
1.5000 |
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1 |
441 |
It'll hit me in a second. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
442 |
I just came back from my annual check up ..doc says i'll live to be a hundred. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
443 |
I'm representing the plaintiff in the crane collapse case. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
444 |
Sorry! I cannot renew your policy. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
445 |
I just wish something new and exciting would happen to me. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
446 |
I'm on a crash diet. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
447 |
I really feel that the contractor appreciated my recommendations. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
448 |
Have you seen 'Concussion' yet? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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1 |
1 |
449 |
One lump please. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
450 |
Nothing good ever happens before my first cup of coffee. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
451 |
I know I'm babbling...but really, I'm almost done. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
452 |
Are you even listening to me at all? |
1.5000 |
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1 |
1 |
453 |
I am testifying on building code violations. |
1.5000 |
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1 |
1 |
454 |
You have more of a chance of being killed by a falling block than by a terrorist. |
1.5000 |
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1 |
1 |
455 |
Yes, your entire case rests on my testimony. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
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3 |
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0 |
456 |
Yes, I take one lump with my tea. Why do you ask? |
1.5000 |
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1 |
1 |
457 |
you know, it hasn't quite hit me yet |
1.5000 |
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3 |
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0 |
458 |
Got one of those standing desks. Gonna add years to my life. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
459 |
No. Why? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
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1 |
1 |
460 |
I hope you're wearing clean underwear |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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461 |
...Zika, and then there's ebola trying to make a comeback. Betty and I like to travel, but I'm staying put where it's safe! |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
462 |
Do you want to know what my horoscope said today? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
463 |
I feel a migraine coming |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
464 |
What do you think God will say when he hears I'm voting for Trump? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
465 |
If God were a woman, I'd be dead by now. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
466 |
Finally, I get a seat in this joint. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
467 |
...interesting question... is there anything super quick to do on my bucket list... |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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1 |
1 |
468 |
Now, quit interrupting me. |
1.5000 |
0.32733 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
2 |
469 |
Location, location, location. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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1 |
1 |
470 |
Did I mention I got Hamilton tickets for next week? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
471 |
In the cement business irony goes over everybody's head. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
472 |
Yeah, I know about online gourmet meals, but nothing beats the old brick-and-mortar diner. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
473 |
Construction... and you? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
474 |
Yeah, I DID leave an 8% tip last time....it's not like they remember stuff like that. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
475 |
It's not like it's the end of the world. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
476 |
The great thing is the headaches stopped as soon as I switched to decaff. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
477 |
They say coffee's actually good for you -- it's the sugar you have to watch out for. |
1.5000 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
478 |
I'm always wondering when the other shoe is going to fall... |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
479 |
Shall I ask for the check? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
480 |
Oh don't be dramatic, Herb, it's not like the sky is falling. |
1.5000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
481 |
When was the last time you had a sense of foreboding? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
482 |
So, tell me something I don't know. |
1.5000 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
483 |
I don't believe in writer's block. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
484 |
Would you please stay focused, we almost finished. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
485 |
There is really no good time to tell your best friend you are in love with his wife. |
1.5000 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
486 |
Then she said, "Would it kill you to go out and enjoy yourself for once?" |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
487 |
It suddenly hit me like a ton of bricks |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
488 |
For years I searched for the meaning of life. Then it hit me. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
489 |
$3.25 for coffee? This is the last time I'm ever coming here. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
490 |
I'm learning to just live in the moment. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
491 |
Karma?....Really? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
492 |
Then, out of the blue, it just hits me. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
493 |
Knock on wood - the divorce has been very amicable so far. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
494 |
TrI bet there is nothing worse than getting your finger stuck in a plastic lid. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
495 |
What can happen? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
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4 |
1 |
1 |
496 |
I have always hated "duck." Why do you ask? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
497 |
I'm out of ideas, Phil. I need something concrete to strike me. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
498 |
I'm pretty sure she won't be pulling that passive-aggressive stuff with me anymore. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
499 |
I can't believe that tomorrow is finally my retirement day. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
500 |
Can you get the check? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
501 |
So, I told her to drop it. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
502 |
Did you know my Dad was a mason? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
503 |
I really want the brisket, but I know I should get the kale. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
504 |
Whoa....did you just call me a BLOCKHEAD! |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
505 |
I’m telling you, I can’t think of anything more devastating than Writer’s Block... |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
506 |
I mean it. I really don't see how this day could get any worse. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
507 |
Something, anything, to break the routine. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
508 |
I'm really just looking for some concrete results. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
509 |
Guess I'll get the bill. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
510 |
My headache is finally gone! |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
511 |
I need much more than pennies from heaven! |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
512 |
You wouldn't believe what my horoscope said today. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
513 |
I'm predicting a major crash. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
514 |
No, I don't believe in karma. Why? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
515 |
You have to listen because I am not going to repeat myself. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
516 |
Do you think I should up my life insurance? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
517 |
...And I told her, honey, just trust my 6th sense about these things...it'll all be fine. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
518 |
What did you say? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
519 |
Okay, I'll give you a concrete example. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
520 |
MetLife. Why do.....? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
521 |
Enough about my problems. How are you? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
522 |
I need this new job like a need a hole in my head. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
523 |
I wouldn't wait on the cream and sugar if I were you. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
524 |
I have term life. Why do you ask? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
525 |
She says I don't understand 'dramatic irony.' |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
526 |
Is it too late now to say sorry? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
527 |
"What I'm about to tell you may save your life."$ |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
528 |
I don't know ... things just come to me. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
529 |
After the way this year's stock market started, I don't think anything could surprise me! |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
530 |
Baristas are always so judgmental. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
531 |
I think I'll order the Chicken Little |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
532 |
Lately, I've felt like I'm always the last one to know. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
533 |
Things are finally looking' up for me Dave. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
534 |
And then it hit me. It was like... |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
535 |
I'm finally happy, you know? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
536 |
My psychiatrist says I'm blocking too much. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
537 |
Don't worry, I'm very aware of the current situation. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
538 |
I was thinking, maybe I just won't go back to the office later. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
539 |
Good news. I got my cholesterol down below 200. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
540 |
You know, I really do think America could be great again |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
541 |
All science is just theory. Take gravity for instance . . . |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
542 |
Are you using "brick" figuratively? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
543 |
Karma schmarma. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
544 |
But you mean "cinder block" metaphorically though, right? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
545 |
Eat'n that stuff will kill you someday. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
546 |
Simile. Metaphor would be 'like a ton of bricks.' |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
547 |
I'm still waiting for my fifteen minutes of fame. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
548 |
No point worrying about what might happen. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
549 |
So when do I get my 15 minutes of fame? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
550 |
I swear, there's nothing worse than a lid that doesn't quite fit. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
551 |
So I said, "Like I'm supposed to walk all the way around the ladder?" |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
552 |
What say we skip dessert? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
553 |
Do you ever feel like your world is just falling apart? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
554 |
I don't believe in gravity. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
555 |
Ever get that 'Today's not my day' feeling? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
556 |
Things have been going well, can't complain. How about you? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
557 |
I've always been more of a lego man. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
558 |
You have a point, Fred, but we need to think long term. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
559 |
That stuff will kill ya, Chuck. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
560 |
You're right, life sucks and then you die. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
561 |
Before I can act on this I will need something more concrete. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
562 |
Weird. My wife said it felt like her lucky day this morning. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
563 |
I feel great. Today is the first day of the rest of my life! |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
564 |
I mean, this day just can't get any worse. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
565 |
I wish I could stop seeing her |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
566 |
It'll hit me in a moment. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
567 |
I'm not sure if my ex-wife is happy with her settlement. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
568 |
Seriously, I'm having some kind of block. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
569 |
I take mine with one lump. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
570 |
I'm not leaving a tip. Karma shmarma. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
571 |
I think we've covered it all. Good meeting. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
572 |
Nothing ever changes |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
573 |
No, I don't believe in insurance. Why? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
574 |
You wouldn't believe the headache I woke up with this morning. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
575 |
Today's Special...Squash? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
576 |
Of course I'll sign. What's the hurry? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
577 |
I don't get it. I thought he said the Kenyan blend had a hard finish. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
578 |
Could this day get any worse? |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
579 |
I've finally made my peace with the man upstairs. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
580 |
I need concrete proof. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
581 |
And she just rags on and on with karma this, karma that... |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
582 |
I asked for crushed ice in my drink. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
583 |
I'll believe in 'climate change' when something concrete happens. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
584 |
Solutions usually just hit me like a ton of bricks. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
585 |
What dou you mean the future isn't bright? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
586 |
Yes, I did order the duck. You don't need to yell about it. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
587 |
The thing is, people never think about infrastructure until it impacts them directly. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
588 |
Do you have an aspirin, I feel a splitting headache coming on. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
589 |
I wanted your input because you are always seeing things before other people do. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
590 |
Did I tell you I finally paid off my student loans? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
591 |
She seemed happy with the terms of the divorce. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
592 |
No, I don't give much thought to "what ifs?" |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
593 |
The odds of Trump becoming president are about the same as. . . |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
594 |
Don't worry about the check |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
595 |
Let me get the check. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
596 |
So I said "Curse away you old witch..." |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
597 |
My wife dreams of being the person-of -interest on Dateline. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
598 |
Is there something you aren't telling me? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
599 |
You might want to seriously consider taking the rest of the afternoon off. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
600 |
Jim, I'm not falling for your 'made you look' game again. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
601 |
I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
602 |
Nothing surprises me any more, Jim. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
603 |
I'm getting sick and tired of all those global warming 'Chicken Little' forecasts. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
604 |
Quick, smell the coffee! |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
605 |
If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to live in the moment. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
606 |
Do you think I'm too pessimistic? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
607 |
Could you ever see yourself having my job? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
608 |
I have to tell someone. I voted for Trump. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
609 |
Yes, my life insurance premiums are paid up. Why? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
610 |
I wouldn't worry about your diet. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
611 |
Carla took it surprisingly well when I said I was leaving her. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
612 |
yeah...well my plate is clean for the rest of today... |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
613 |
There's only one thing my insurance doesn't cover. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
614 |
This time it's on me, kid. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
615 |
I heard that one of us is getting downsized |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
616 |
And this latte was half price. Must be my lucky day. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
617 |
You don't want to know what a day I had ... |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
618 |
I think they misunderstood your dessert order.... |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
619 |
What, like another cup of coffee's gonna kill me? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
620 |
Everyone thinks I’m paranoid. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
621 |
If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me down right now. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
622 |
Not a feeling, Larry. It's more like a premonition... |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
623 |
No, things are not looking up. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
624 |
My Accidental Death and Disability insurance just lapsed. Do you know a good agent? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
625 |
I stole the church collection cup to pay for our lunch. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
626 |
So I told her, I don't believe in curses. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
627 |
Nothing could make this day worse for me. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
628 |
Sometimes you're just sitting there innocently and a brick falls on your head... |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
629 |
The sky is falling? Geez, next thing you'll say my cup is half empty. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
630 |
OK. The ten million bucks is hidden in . . . |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
631 |
So you really didn't mind my getting the promotion? |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
632 |
I've finally shaken my fear of impending doom. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
633 |
I was just sitting there, and then that's when it hit me... |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
634 |
I wonder why they call it the 'chicken little' soup... |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
635 |
I need something more concrete than just "a sign." |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
636 |
Anyway -- you'll never guess what happened next. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
637 |
Some people need to be hit with a ton of bricks before they realize their New Yorker cartoon captions just aren't funny. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
638 |
Then she said, 'I believe you'. How lucky is that? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
639 |
You know that stuff will kill ya. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
640 |
I'm headed for the graveyard shift |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
641 |
I'm not worried about me but Peggy is going to be crushed. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
642 |
I know Edith would want me to remarry and be happy. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
643 |
What were you saying about tomorrow? |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
644 |
You wouldn't believe the week I've had Tom. It just never ends! |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
645 |
So my doctor told me I can't keep eating red meat. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
646 |
Don't worry, this one's on me. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
647 |
I eat sensibly, I don't smoke or drink, and I have the blood pressure and metabolism of a teen-ager. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
648 |
I'm not seeing any signs of a crash. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
649 |
I just feel I need something more concrete |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
650 |
I think the worse is probably over. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
651 |
Knock knock. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
652 |
I guess I'll sleep when I'm dead. |
1.5000 |
0.34157 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
653 |
I never tip for coffee. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
654 |
So my last boyfriend designed this place. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
655 |
Things couldn't be better, thanks. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
656 |
I need something concrete. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
657 |
Infrastructure, Shminfrastructure!! |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
658 |
No, I never get writer's block. Why do you ask? |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
659 |
What will it take that you adhere to our safety standards? |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
660 |
Maybe, but now is the time to lean back! |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
661 |
I just signed my divorce papers, and boy do I feel free. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
662 |
No. I don't believe in Karma. Why do you ask? |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
663 |
These Karma Koffee baristas never give me the number of lumps I request. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
664 |
36 years and I'm finally retiring. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
665 |
I think my ex-wife is out to get me. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
666 |
I was just fired , now what? |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
667 |
Hang on...it'll hit me any second now. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
668 |
By the way, why did we trade places today? |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
669 |
I mean, it was like it came out of nowhere. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
670 |
Then after the longest time, all of a sudden it hit me... |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
671 |
A will, no why? |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
672 |
That's the last time I'm ordering a kale salad. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
673 |
Some days you just wake up feeling invincible. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
674 |
I think my ex is finally letting go of her anger. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
675 |
I told her voo-doo is nonsense. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
676 |
Well, I do feel your pending sense of doom has some validity. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
677 |
When haven't I kept my head under pressure! |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
678 |
I have long term insurance, why? |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
679 |
I can't think of one thing that would make me vote for Trump. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
680 |
I think it could be a blockbuster. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
681 |
And then I said, 'A mediated divorce? I don't think so.' |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
682 |
A term policy through work. Why? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
683 |
Insurance?Why? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
684 |
You say Trump engages in shoddy construction practices - well, I say where's the proof? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
685 |
Last night was a hell of a night. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
686 |
Thanks for asking.......I think my divorce is proceeding quite amicably. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
687 |
Honest George, I can't shake this feeling of impending doom. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
688 |
I'll leave the abstract philosophizing to you Ted, I deal in concrete ideas. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
689 |
This writer's block is killing me. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
690 |
It could be worse... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
691 |
They raised the premium on my life insurance policy, so l canceled it. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
692 |
Whatever I got, this chai tea should knock it out. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
693 |
Only three days until my retirement portfolio matures. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
694 |
Things are really falling into place |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
695 |
I heard this place is known for its flat white. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
696 |
Got good news from the Doctor this morning |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
697 |
First, the wife left me. Next, the dog died. Then... |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
698 |
I'm suffering writer's block. Man, what can be worse than writer's block? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
699 |
I think we are getting a gentle hint to vacate the table! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
700 |
I think we've reached our free refill limit. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
701 |
Shouldn't we both be concerned about overhead? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
702 |
Cancel my order. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
703 |
I don’t believe in tipping. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
704 |
Actually, our research shows football is no more dangerous than drinking coffee in a diner. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
705 |
I just got fired. What worse could happen? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
706 |
Tell me, how could things possibly get any worse? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
707 |
Writer's block may be the least of your worries. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
708 |
Fred was discussing his writers block with his editor when it suddenly hit him. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
709 |
This presentation really just needs something concrete, you know? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
710 |
I'm sorry, I know I can be a block head sometimes.... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
711 |
My cosmetic surgery went well. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
712 |
I should be so lucky |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
713 |
Life is shorter than you think. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
714 |
And the last thing I want to say is ... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
715 |
My goal is to become a talking head at the network |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
716 |
You don't always have to mimic me when I say things are starting to look up! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
717 |
Sorry. I'm having another mental block. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
718 |
And I told that Fortune Teller that I wasn't going to pay her because it was imposs.... |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
719 |
Is it possible to let bygones be bygones? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
720 |
I hate it when people say, "It hit me like a ton of bricks." It's insensitive to people who actually get hit with a ton of bricks. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
721 |
Without morning coffee I wouldn't last the day. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
722 |
Oh, about 10,000 to 1, why? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
723 |
Grow up...Karma is for losers |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
724 |
I don’t believe in luck. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
725 |
Please hold that thought. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
726 |
Have you ever experienced writers block.? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
727 |
Good ideas don't just drop out of the sky. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
728 |
I ordered the chef's surprise whatever that is. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
729 |
Wait. It'll come to me in a second. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
730 |
No, I don't think a little coffee is going to kill you. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
731 |
If I don't get that promotion, I'll be crushed. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
732 |
My work has just been weighing so heavily on me lately. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
733 |
How gullible do you think I am, John? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
734 |
I'm sorry Bill, there's just no openings right now at the firm |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
735 |
They say I'm a concrete thinker. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
736 |
Unfortunately, all you have is circumstantial evidence. If something concrete appears, let me know. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
737 |
I hear their coffee packs quite a wallop. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
738 |
No more coffee for me. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
739 |
What do you mean one lump or two? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
740 |
I'm really feeling groggy today, I hope this coffee gives me a jolt. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
741 |
Do you feel a breeze? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
742 |
Yes, Obama Care. Why? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
743 |
So I said to the construction worker, "Can't you hurry this job up?" |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
744 |
You seem distracted. What's up? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
745 |
I must reveal this horrible secret about your |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
746 |
I must stop playing Tetris |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
747 |
she just blocked me on "Cinder" |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
748 |
I finally met Tabitha's parents. Her mom's a teacher and her dad's a mason. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
749 |
I'm an actuary. Why do you ask? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
750 |
then I told her she needed to let go of what was weighing on her mind... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
751 |
I'm having the Special |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
752 |
I'm telling you, industrial chic is the next big thing in restaurant design. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
753 |
Do you know what's ironic? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
754 |
All those burgers you eat will kill you. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
755 |
Stanley, you're not paying attention. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
756 |
One more wouldn't hurt |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
757 |
Did you order the 'Chicken Little' pie? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
758 |
Lousy Horoscope this morning. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to stop that nonsense. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
759 |
Short term, I'm bullish. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
760 |
I'll get the next one. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
761 |
Something's coming, I don't know what it is, but it is... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
762 |
Things are gonna get worse before they get better. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
763 |
My schedule the rest of the afternoon ? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
764 |
What do you think of the implications of quantum mechanics? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
765 |
I think we can save on construction costs by cutting back on hard hats |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
766 |
To be honest, Phil, things just haven't been going my way lately. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
767 |
Is that an Acme brick? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
768 |
What do you mean I should have ordered something lighter? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
769 |
Anything else, my time's about up on the meter? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
770 |
Hey Joe. You know that brilliant idea of yours? I took credit for it with the boss, and I'm getting a raise. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
771 |
He's gonna make America great again. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
772 |
I just feel this great weight coming down on me |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
773 |
Yea, I'm short sellin ACME. Why? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
774 |
I just wish something would hit me that could change my life. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
775 |
Yeah, but moving is such a headache. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
776 |
Wow, he was right... Today really is his last day at work. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
777 |
Let’s skip any more talk about insurance and just enjoy the meal. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
778 |
I'm torn between the tuna melt and the BLT. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
779 |
The hazelnut's extra but hey, life is short. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
780 |
It looks like I've got the check. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
781 |
I'd like to drop another ten pounds. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
782 |
Free refills? Must be my lucky day! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
783 |
Hate to say this, but I think that's a bug in your coffee. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
784 |
"I know what you're thinking Fred,.....they'll never listen to a word I'm about to say at this afternoon's meeting". |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
785 |
I finally feel that things are about to start going my way. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
786 |
I'm more of a Big Idea guy than a concrete thinker. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
787 |
You know, I sometimes wonder where I'll be in 20 years. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
788 |
Maybe I shouldn't have catcalled that construction worker |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
789 |
How would you rate the ambiance? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
790 |
Do we have time for dessert? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
791 |
New York Life......why? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
792 |
Did you hear the fat lady sing? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
793 |
I've got the best insider trading tip ever.... |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
794 |
Sometimes I feel like a character in a roadrunner cartoon. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
795 |
Hey. You Know How Sometimes Things Just Fall In Your Lap? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
796 |
So then she says, "Something really bad is going to happen to you today." |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
797 |
I'm changing my will tomorrow and leaving everything to you. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
798 |
So I just wanted to give you a heads up on what's gonna go down, Murray. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
799 |
You ever get the feeling that it's just one of those days? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
800 |
So you say you broke a mirror this morning? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
801 |
I violated my non-disclosure agreement. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
802 |
Will? Why would I need a will? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
803 |
There is nothing that you, or anybody else could say, that could stop me from voting for Donald Trump! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
804 |
Chicken Little didn't have a clue. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
805 |
We've come up with some preliminary ideas, but nothing concrete, yet. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
806 |
My motto is, live every day as if it's your last. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
807 |
And after all that, I won the lottery. Isn't it ironic? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
808 |
Those global warming idiots are like chicken little! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
809 |
A reality television personality as president; not in my lifetime. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
810 |
You know…I think I feel a headache coming on. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
811 |
I got this feeling, Ted, that my life is starting to turn around. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
812 |
May the ceiling fall on me if this isn't a great deal! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
813 |
Well, one thing I'M sure of . . . . |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
814 |
I'm waiting for the payoff, but it's still up in the air. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
815 |
You wouldn't believe my luck lately. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
816 |
My wife claims that she put a hex on me. Rubbish! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
817 |
I forgot to mention, I sign the life insurance papers tomorrow. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
818 |
I have a feeling my overhead will drop significantly... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
819 |
Do you think the April Fools pranks are getting out of hand this year? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
820 |
Frankly, I find the media's continual 'sky is falling' mentality tiresome. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
821 |
I'm no blockhead, Trump would make a great President. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
822 |
These construction delays are killin' me. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
823 |
God swiped left. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
824 |
My doctor says all I have to do is watch my calories. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
825 |
How did it happen? I don't know....I was just having a cup of coffee, minding my own business, and suddenly it hit me. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
826 |
I feel like things are finally looking up. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
827 |
My LDL is a little high. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
828 |
I think we should have made that coffee to go |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
829 |
Doctor said I may even become a centenarian. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
830 |
Ever feel like something bad is about to happen? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
831 |
You're right! Life is not fair! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
832 |
Honestly, I've just been sitting around waiting for something to hit me. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
833 |
Duck! Ah, too bad...share your coffee? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
834 |
I'm happy with my job... I've been promoted senior risk analyst. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
835 |
I just don't see any reason to look up. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
836 |
Life is short, you know? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
837 |
I hear the company's just about to start making cuts. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
838 |
All morning I've felt this headache coming on. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
839 |
I can't seem to shake this writers block. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
840 |
I may have to rethink my position. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
841 |
Sure stock process are down, but how bad can it get? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
842 |
Should we look at the dessert menu? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
843 |
What a day, I keep waiting for a brick to fall on me. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
844 |
Being agnostic just means that I don't worry so much anymore. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
845 |
So you're not laying me off, after all? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
846 |
Would it hurt to ask for one concrete solution to my problems? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
847 |
Like you always say, "Today's the first day of the rest of my life." |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
848 |
My wife says it's risky to drink from a styrofoam cup. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
849 |
This one's on you!! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
850 |
So I told her, 'Here's a tip, honey. Get a real job.' |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
851 |
Gosh, your horoscope was bang on. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
852 |
Rest assured, there's no such thing as karma. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
853 |
You blockhead! |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
854 |
Who knew the Road Runner Diner would be so realistic? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
855 |
I've got an interview with a Fortune 500 headhunter. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
856 |
They take it personal if you don't leave a big enough tip |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
857 |
...so she asked me, "One lump or two?" |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
858 |
You getting the chicken little salad sandwich too? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
859 |
My insurance company? New England Life of course. Why? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
860 |
So I told him that I have done some thinking and I don't need a life insurance... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
861 |
I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about Karma! |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
862 |
My horoscope told me to expect a big change in life. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
863 |
How about hitting me with something a little more concrete? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
864 |
And then this jerk from accounting said, "Live every day like it was your last." |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
865 |
That's when it hit me. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
866 |
I feel as if life is passing me by. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
867 |
Decaf--just my luck! |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
868 |
I believe you make your own luck. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
869 |
You never know, maybe I'll win the lottery. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
870 |
Sometimes diet and exercise just isn't enough. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
871 |
I don't get "interesting" surprises. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
872 |
If I'm lying, I'm dying! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
873 |
Why wouldn't I need to worry about my vacation plans? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
874 |
I'm afraid we are out of time. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
875 |
Any new ideas on ways to test the new NFL concussion protocols? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
876 |
Just coffee? I was hoping for something stronger. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
877 |
I'm just glad I got my cholesterol under control. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
878 |
Think I'll skip dessert. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
879 |
I feel like it just hasn't hit me yet. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
880 |
I can feel it, something big is coming. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
881 |
I hope this is just Tetris starting again. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
882 |
So then, suddenly, it hits me! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
883 |
What's a four letter word for karma? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
884 |
Can we work cooperatively with this union? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
885 |
Calm down, Bill |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
886 |
Someone ought to do something about this coffee |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
887 |
Do you think we should worry about Zika virus? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
888 |
Where the hell is that lousy waitress? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
889 |
I've got a really good feeling about today. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
890 |
The ad said this coffee would knock you out but I don't agree. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
891 |
Good news! I think my stocks have bottomed out and are finally going up. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
892 |
Some people won't accept the truth unless it falls on their head like a brick from above. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
893 |
I'll buy lunch today. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
894 |
Brick & mortar just isn't relevant anymore. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
895 |
I think I'll take another lump. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
896 |
You know that feeling, like you're just waiting for the other shoe to drop? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
897 |
This is one of those days when you have to wonder what the hell else can go wrong? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
898 |
It's true; I always have to have the last word. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
899 |
I ordered the little chicken sandwich. Why? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
900 |
Don't look up. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
901 |
So far the divorce has been surprisingly civil. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
902 |
I haven't told anybody, but I'm making you a partner in the firm... |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
903 |
So, is that your final offer? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
904 |
It's not my fault I was born lucky. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
905 |
I hope we get our food soon. I don't have much time." |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
906 |
It's about to get much worse my friend. Much worse!! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
907 |
But the most hurtful part was being accused of lacking judgment. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
908 |
Well, yes, but my feeling of impending doom seems something other than just political. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
909 |
I'd get that coffee to go... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
910 |
...So after two disastrous marriages, my job being terminated and the BMW being totaled, I think I'm finally out of the woods... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
911 |
I don't think you understand the gravity of my situation. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
912 |
I think the worst is over. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
913 |
For my inspection I'm giving this coffee shop a perfect rating for cleanliness and safety. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
914 |
Are they checking us or the lattes? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
915 |
I had this mind block, and then it hit me... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
916 |
So I told him, 'At least I'm not a construction worker...' |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
917 |
Their triple caffeine blend is guaranteed to keep you alert and awake. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
918 |
This should help me wake up. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
919 |
Hey buddy...nevermind |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
920 |
I hear this place wasn't supposed to open until tomorrow. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
921 |
Strike me dead if I'm lying! |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
922 |
I think I can offer you some concrete advice. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
923 |
I just couldn’t come up with a caption. And then it hits me. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
924 |
You move! I'm perfectly comfortable. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
925 |
I guess there're worse things than writers block. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
926 |
My success is a function of talent and hard work. I don't believe in luck. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
927 |
So I asked myself, what's the worst that could happen? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
928 |
I don't think you fully grasp the gravity of the situation. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
929 |
I'd hate to have something like that hanging over my head. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
930 |
Okay, I will purchase life insurance. Just please stop with the suggestive morbid stories. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
931 |
Do you ever get the feeling something bad is about to happen? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
932 |
You know that cookie will kill you, don't you ? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
933 |
My doctor says caffeine will kill me. I think he's wrong. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
934 |
Cinder-fella |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
935 |
Wait for it..... |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
936 |
Any last words? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
937 |
I'm just in a really good place right now. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
938 |
I should leave a big tip, shouldn't I... |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
939 |
I'm gonna make partner if it's the last thing I |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
940 |
I'm dead certain. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
941 |
The gods are mad at us. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
942 |
I'm thinking of leaving the firm. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
943 |
...but I do feel there is a correction coming |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
944 |
Oh no, it's back. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
945 |
Can I borrow 20 bucks? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
946 |
I told her I don't believe in karma! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
947 |
I've never felt quite this alive before. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
948 |
Every now and then, I get a mental block. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
949 |
The latte here is to die for. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
950 |
Do you ever feel like you can sense a headache before it happens? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
951 |
... and then it hit me. We need to be more reactive. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
952 |
Speaking concretely . . . |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
953 |
I wrote a poem about the lightness of being, do you want to hear it? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
954 |
The silver lining -- it's not a ton of bricks. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
955 |
May God drop a cinderblock on my head if I am lying. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
956 |
These estimates look promising, but I'm going to need something concrete. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
957 |
If I am lying then let God strike me dead! |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
958 |
Duck! What duck? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
959 |
IT'S ALL ABOUT MANAGING DOWNSIDE RISK. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
960 |
Hah! My horoscope says “Avoid coffee today.” |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
961 |
I hate when they give me an extra lump |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
962 |
What's with the look, John? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
963 |
Son, you may be my only heir,but you can't take over until you've learned to cut construction costs the way I have. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
964 |
Could you at least look at me when I'm talking to you? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
965 |
Things have really fallen off around here. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
966 |
But you would tell me, right? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
967 |
Yes I did say the food here is to die for. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
968 |
I just need a sign |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
969 |
Last week was a headache, but now I'm looking at the upside. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
970 |
My luck's finally changing. I think I'll bu.... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
971 |
Is there anything else I can show you to convince you to buy this insurance policy? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
972 |
Speaking of writer's block... |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
973 |
my astrologer cancelled my appointment. I thought they were like therapists, they never really say 'you don't need me anymore'. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
974 |
I think the management welcomed my criticism of the macchiato. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
975 |
Did you know this place is closing? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
976 |
I've never felt better in my life, why? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
977 |
So as I was saying about Murphy's law... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
978 |
Yea, yea, Chicken Little. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
979 |
According to my horoscope, I should expect a windfall. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
980 |
So the bomb exploded but, luckily, I was unscathed. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
981 |
My cholesterol has improved. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
982 |
Let me explain why your contract with the mob is non-binding. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
983 |
My wife says I should be more optimistic. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
984 |
Maybe just summarize, instead. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
985 |
I don't know, I'm feeling blocked. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
986 |
The pastries here are to die for. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
987 |
And then I said to her, Cogito ergo sum. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
988 |
Oh, you know, tomorrow is another day! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
989 |
It's incredible. I've finally learned to live in the moment. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
990 |
Did you ever get THAT feeling? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
991 |
See mints? What mints? I don't see any mints... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
992 |
When will the renovations be done? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
993 |
Stocks are dropping, bonds are dropping- |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
994 |
So I recently decided to stop making my alimony payments. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
995 |
I think we should take the long view. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
996 |
...and then, it finally hit me... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
997 |
Stop with your paranoia, cinder blocks are not falling from the sky! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
998 |
I just feel something's not right. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
999 |
I don't know what I'm afraid of. Flying is safer than driving . . . |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1000 |
Life is so unpredictable, isn't it? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1001 |
Heads up, Tom. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1002 |
Deadlines are a killer. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1003 |
At least it's not an anvil. That's so cliché. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1004 |
I just have a feeling something big is coming my way...you know? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1005 |
Trust me. Life insurance is a sucker's bet. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1006 |
What a week! Scratched the car, couldn't sleep . . . |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1007 |
Don't bother, I'll get the check. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1008 |
Real quick, Steve – what’s your garage code? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1009 |
Coffee's cold. I won't be coming here again. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1010 |
I have planned for every eventuality. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1011 |
Your turn to buy lunch, or mine? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1012 |
You forgot to knock on wood. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1013 |
You won't believe what happened to me last night. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1014 |
I'm starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1015 |
Decaf! Can this day get any worse? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1016 |
I snuck in 22oz soda |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1017 |
Sugar? One brick or two? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1018 |
You know, I think I've finally discovered the meaning of life. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1019 |
Would you mind trading seats? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1020 |
Heads up, is so cliché. It's really unfortunate I don't have more time to think of something better. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1021 |
I feel a writer's block coming over me. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1022 |
It's all about knowing when the next big thing is gonna hit. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1023 |
... and I have no overhead. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1024 |
I mean, what's the rush? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1025 |
Why do you ask? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1026 |
That's going to ruin this interview. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1027 |
Then he called me a blockhead. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1028 |
Whew...I can't wait for this week to be over... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1029 |
... and I told that fortune-telling mason to go **** himself. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1030 |
I don’t care what you’re trying to say, it’s rude to talk with your mouth full. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1031 |
Still think I'm paranoid? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1032 |
The last thing we need is more government safety regulations. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1033 |
32 feet per second per second. Why? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1034 |
Sure, we can talk safely here. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1035 |
It's no secret. I take everyday as it comes. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1036 |
Since I met Joanne, my luck has changed completely |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1037 |
I don't think this week could get any worse. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1038 |
You think I should play the lottery today? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1039 |
I wonder why the Board of Health only rates this place as a "C"? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1040 |
Another brick on the fall. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1041 |
I just know my luck's gonna change soon. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1042 |
Today has been one of those days. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1043 |
Brink and mortar businesses will figh back |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1044 |
Hey, did you ask for one or two lumps in your coffee? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1045 |
And if that's not the truth, may God ... |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1046 |
I feel like a breakthrough is coming. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1047 |
And after I confessed to her, it was as if a huge weight came off of my shoulders! |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1048 |
I said Tinder not Cinder. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1049 |
This place doesn't knock me out. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1050 |
Why did you want to switch seats? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1051 |
And this idea hit me, like a ton of bricks. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1052 |
I wouldn't exactly call it being between a rock and a hard place. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1053 |
Ugh -- decaf. Now I'm gonna have a headache all day. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1054 |
So, stay with me on this, there was this light, this tunnel, this oncoming train ... |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
1055 |
Do you ever wonder what changes you would make to your life if you knew the exact date and time of your death? |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1056 |
Yes, I remember. I asked for one lump. |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1057 |
Karma's a bitch... |
1.4000 |
0.24495 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1058 |
Do you believe in second chances? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
1059 |
So I says, "I get it, you're mad - you don't have to hit me over the head with a brick." |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
1060 |
So, how do you like the Karma Cafe? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
1061 |
The NFL is right. How do you really know if you got a concussion? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
1062 |
Well you can't say you didn't see it coming. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
1063 |
Actually, Bob, it's not going to be a shoe. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
1064 |
I'm dumb struck by your observation. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1065 |
I just don't see the need for that long term care coverage. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1066 |
I sense something big is about to hit. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1067 |
No, I have nothing planned for tomorrow. Why do you ask? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1068 |
My beneficiary...why do you ask? |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1069 |
I thought it would be a shoe. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1070 |
Smashing idea! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1071 |
I've had better days. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1072 |
I never seem to finish anything. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1073 |
Did you know that UPS has started testing Delivery Drones for its deliveries to Construction Sites? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1074 |
Finally blocked all those emails I was getting from the church of irony. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1075 |
Fred I just can't shake the feeling of doom |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1076 |
Sorry, what did you just say about the duck. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1077 |
I just need something concrete, ya know? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1078 |
It's all about location and timing. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1079 |
Someone broke the glass ceiling again. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1080 |
Real quickly, any other ideas? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1081 |
You know what turning 50 is like? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1082 |
I'm too old to benefit from infrastructure improvements. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1083 |
This little place deserves more publicity. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1084 |
Uh oh, what fresh hell is this? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1085 |
What do you mean by "Cinder Block of Damocles?' |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1086 |
I've finally licked those nagging headaches. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1087 |
Then again, it's not the end of the world. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1088 |
I think it's time to reassess your position. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1089 |
It's been a great week so far. And you? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1090 |
The waiters here seem a little chippy. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1091 |
My dumb wife says supporting Trump will give me bad karma. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1092 |
This industrial vibe is a little risky. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1093 |
I'm not a praying man, but this morning I was so down I asked for a sign from above. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1094 |
Pass the mortar. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1095 |
And then the worst thing happened. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1096 |
I'm telling you, if there's another block in this deal, I'm dead. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1097 |
I wonder why the waitress had to "go upstairs" for artisanal, vegan, non-GMO, organic, non-diary creamer? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1098 |
I'm terribly worried about rising sea levels. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1099 |
I'm telling you Harry, there really is a secret cabal of all powerful elitists inflating the price of bricks and mortar for their own nefarious gains... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1100 |
No, not writer's block, I think it's something else. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1101 |
Coffee always cures my headaches. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1102 |
So much about you. Let me tell you about my recent string of bad luck. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1103 |
I don't care what my doctor says, eating fast food is safe. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1104 |
You're right, I need to stop worrying and start living. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1105 |
"Do you think it's risky if I blow off the block party? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1106 |
I'm just saying - those biscuits will kill you. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1107 |
I've had such good luck today, I should head right to the casino. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1108 |
You know Steve, suing Acme Corporation is one thing, but joining Mr. Coyote as a defendant is just asking for trouble. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1109 |
You know, this maybe the last time..... |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1110 |
If I were you, I would skip dessert. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1111 |
What about my writer’s block? |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1112 |
So I told her just to cancel my life insurance since I work in an office. What could happen to me? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1113 |
I switched to orange juice. Caffeine was giving me a headache. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1114 |
At this point nothing would surprise me. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1115 |
I'm looking for something more concrete. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1116 |
My investments are up, my cholesterol is down... things are starting to fall into place. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1117 |
I think the hospital is one block away! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1118 |
Frankly, I get a headache every time we meet. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1119 |
The main stream media are a bunch of Chicken Littles. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1120 |
He said “karma” like I should know what it means. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1121 |
I'm telling you, there's no such thing as fate. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1122 |
I guess I'm stuck with the bill... |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1123 |
Did your chair have an X on it, too? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1124 |
I wish there was a way to guarantee that I don't outlive my retirement savings. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1125 |
So the cement union's not happy, how's that going to affect me personally? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1126 |
Why would you ask if I have life insurance? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1127 |
Uh oh, I think the time's run out on my parking meter! |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1128 |
I had the weirdest dream last night |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1129 |
So I tell the kid, You create your own luck. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1130 |
This time I ordered it with crushed ice. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1131 |
Well yes, I have heard that the market is falling; but what has that to do with dailylife? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1132 |
I'm worried--my dog died, my wife left me and they say bad things happen in threes. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1133 |
Good to take a break from the city's chaos. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1134 |
I was the building inspector in this town, long time ago. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1135 |
So I get fired, and then my wife leaves me. Could this day get any worse? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1136 |
Righto! Now we just wait for the other shoe to drop. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1137 |
This story could be a block buster. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1138 |
Sales are down, but its not like the roofs caving in |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1139 |
You know that artificial sweetener will kill ya. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1140 |
Let me see now, is it an anvil, or a book, or a toaster? I dunno, maybe I should just say 'Look out!' |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1141 |
I'm convinced the link between caffeine and headaches is inconclusive. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1142 |
My note says to be more obser.... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1143 |
I always say, "eat less, live longer." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1144 |
Check, please. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1145 |
This is why I only drink decaf. Caffeine hits me like a brick. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1146 |
I've got the check, Doug. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1147 |
Why do you want to submit my proposal at the next staff meeting? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1148 |
So nothing from her lawyer? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1149 |
Well, maybe not a ton, but at least one would have to hit me before I vote for that slob. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1150 |
I wish there were a way to block everything out of my head. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1151 |
'Ahhhh....you know what Bob, I'll get the check next time' |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1152 |
So, David, I've decided to put you back in my will. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1153 |
Don't you know that stuff will kill you? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
1154 |
Don't worry so much, Sid; it'll never happen. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1155 |
Why yes, I do have a bottle of Advil on me. Why do you ask? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1156 |
It's now or never. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1157 |
So, your advice would be to sell immediately. Really? You sure? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1158 |
So you DON'T think now is a good time to sell? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1159 |
I know...but I'm pretty sure if I ignore it, it'll just disappear. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1160 |
The idea hit me like a ton of bricks! |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1161 |
May God strike me dead. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1162 |
I've gotten rid of a millstone around my neck. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1163 |
But then I topped her with 'Action speaks louder than words.' |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1164 |
Im a regular here 12 years and even I dont know why its called The Brick |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1165 |
If the coffee doesn't wake you up, this place has something stronger that will do the job. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1166 |
You mean that figuratively, of course. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1167 |
Suddenly, it hit me like... . |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1168 |
Enough theory; I'd prefer a concrete suggestion. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1169 |
I can't think of anything, I just need something to hit me. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1170 |
I've no idea, but I'll know when it hits me |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1171 |
Are you ready for a heavy lunch? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1172 |
I really think term life insurance is the best for me. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1173 |
it's a foreboding i can't seem to block |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1174 |
And that's why I've always been really lucky in life. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1175 |
Today couldn't get any worse. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1176 |
I'm working on my writer's block. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1177 |
Well, I won't keep you. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1178 |
Er, lean in? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1179 |
How dare you call me blockhead. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1180 |
Overhead is killing us. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1181 |
So he says, 'This isn't the last the Acme Corporation will hear of me!' and storms out. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1182 |
I don't know...I just keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1183 |
It's like this foreboding sense of doom. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1184 |
You know, there's something that's been weighing on my mind... . |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1185 |
May the lord strike me dead if I'm lying. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1186 |
I'm blocking on the name, but it'll come to me. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1187 |
We're developing the air rights. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1188 |
I wish now that I had splurged on a donut. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1189 |
Nah, a light bulb isn't pragmatic. It isn't achievable. At least with a cinder block, you know what you're getting. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1190 |
The cab missed me by inches |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1191 |
As a lawyer, I may not have been completely honest but let him that is without sin cast the first stone. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1192 |
I am looking up. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1193 |
I don't know how this day can get any worse. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1194 |
Of course no one else knows this, but... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1195 |
You're right, things are really starting to look up. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1196 |
Why are you always such a pessimist? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1197 |
Lunch is getting pretty boring... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1198 |
I don't believe in Karma... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1199 |
No, not cement. I'm pretty sure it's called a concrete block. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1200 |
They overcharged for the banana nut bread ... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1201 |
You no longer need to worry about the market crashing. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1202 |
My analyst tells me that I need to change my "Chicken Little" view of the world. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
1203 |
So, we pay children fifteen cents a day to work there. How could that possibly hurt me? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1204 |
You're the last person who should be giving me a 'Heads up.' |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1205 |
I can't believe you use artificial sweetener. That stuff will kill you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1206 |
The divorce is final, I've moved into a great two bedroom, and I just got a promotion. You know, I finally feel like things are falling my way. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1207 |
The last supper. That's an odd name for a restaurant, right? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1208 |
I changed my mind. Let's take it to go. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1209 |
I keep getting these headaches. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1210 |
One lump will do. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
1211 |
I mean, what else could possibly go wrong? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1212 |
It's tea. Coffee gives me a headache. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1213 |
Goodbye Frank. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1214 |
Remember when you said yesterday was the worst day ever? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1215 |
My wife is still experimentong with new methods of getting my attention. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1216 |
John, this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1217 |
A blessing on your head mazal tov, mazal tov! A brick falling on your head, mazal tov, mazal tov! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1218 |
We should have left a tip last time. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1219 |
My philosophy has always been to expect the unexpected |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1220 |
Let me think about that for a minute. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1221 |
Tom celebrates his court victory over the Masons' union. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1222 |
Nothing literally ever happens to me. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1223 |
Do you ever have those days, when the whole world seems to coming down around you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1224 |
Can you repeat that slowly so I can understand you? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1225 |
You ever get the feeling the world is closing in on you. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1226 |
...and that's why I'm an atheist. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1227 |
Amazing how a great cup of coffee can brighten your whole outlook. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1228 |
My therapist says I'm a fatalist. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1229 |
I keep telling her I'm overinsured. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1230 |
I hate it when I don't have your full attention. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1231 |
Yeah. When your name is Damocles, things like this just tend to happen. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1232 |
So then, when does this insurance take effect? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1233 |
I have a feeling that it is not going to hit me like a ton of bricks. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1234 |
Actually since going vegan I feel so much better. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1235 |
Look, Mr. Trump is absolutely sincere. May I be struck ---- |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1236 |
"Impactful?" What does that even mean? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1237 |
I like to keep things unpredictable. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1238 |
Here comes the start of that mirror you broke yesterday |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1239 |
I need more bad luck like I need a hole in the head. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1240 |
Have a pen...I'm ready to sign the life insurance policy. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1241 |
I never thought the aggregate would fall so fast ! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1242 |
Did you order the flat iron steak? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1243 |
I'm so glad they kept this place open during remodeling. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1244 |
What excuse should i use to skip out on work today? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1245 |
I need some concrete answers. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1246 |
Medicare. Why? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1247 |
Ten years of therapy and I finally believe that I don't have a target on my head. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1248 |
That pastry will kill you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1249 |
I'm thinking of supporting Trump. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1250 |
Finish your drink and let's get out of here. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1251 |
My wife left me for my boss, my house burned down, my cat died but I'm finally beginning to think I've turned the corner. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1252 |
Their decaf latte just knocks me out. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1253 |
Please don't tell me it's that cinder block again. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1254 |
I think our deal just fell through. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1255 |
I'll find the next big thing if it kills me. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1256 |
I did warn him it's a concrete jungle out here. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1257 |
Time for another round? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
1258 |
I can really feel a headache coming on. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1259 |
Sure, it may not be the talking point of this election, but when's the last time infrastructure impacted you, anyway? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1260 |
Just once I'd like to receive a "heads up" about something ahead of time. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1261 |
You can pick up the check, right? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1262 |
Wow, that coffee kicked in really fast. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1263 |
This Tetris demo is just the first game for our VR glasses line. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1264 |
Just a second, it'll come to me |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1265 |
Two words, Phil, "whole-life". |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1266 |
I wanted my burger bloody. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1267 |
My analyst says that my obsessive forebodings of doom are the result of unresolved attachments to my mother. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1268 |
What exactly is a karma chameleon anyway? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1269 |
I'm not into wills, are you? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1270 |
"Life insurance"? "Why do you ask"? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1271 |
You wouldn't believe the good luck I've had lately. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1272 |
Geez, the sky is always falling with you! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1273 |
I'm having second thoughts on my year without tipping. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1274 |
It's just that nobody crosses the cinder lobby. I gotta watch my back. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1275 |
This writer's block I've been having is really killing me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1276 |
This day couldn't get any worse. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1277 |
It'll eventually sink in. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1278 |
I told you we should wait until the glue dries. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1279 |
I hate Mondays. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1280 |
I want something light. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1281 |
... And after she ended it, she called me a blockhead! Can you believe that? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1282 |
You can’t go around thinking that the roof is going to fall on you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1283 |
You already paid the check, RIGHT??? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1284 |
Let's go. I think they want their table back. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1285 |
Do you think I should change my Tinder selfie? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1286 |
I hope you're not in love with that rolex. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1287 |
My x-wife and I used to come here. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1288 |
What the? I ordered a scone, not a stone. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1289 |
I want my epitaph to read: 'He passed tort reform.' |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1290 |
You're right, life is short. I should have requested the porcelain cup. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1291 |
Wow, almost spilled my coffee! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1292 |
Perhaps I should have left a tip? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1293 |
We need some concrete proof to cement our case. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1294 |
I don't think the low sodium option will help at this point. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1295 |
I said, I can feel a headache coming on. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1296 |
My mother always told me that if I'm in a quandary, just contemplate for a moment and then something will knock some sense into you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1297 |
I didn't realize it was an actual drop ceiling |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1298 |
Of course we're good to go! I can't imagine anything stopping this project |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1299 |
Criticizing his friends for speaking with their mouths full of food would prove to be the biggest mistake of Frank's life... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1300 |
You must always be prepared for whatever life throws at you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1301 |
I wish I could think of a way to block my transfer to Omaha. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1302 |
That's about as likely as getting hit on the head by a cinder block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1303 |
A drone comes crushing down! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1304 |
I guess I'm just a natural born optimist. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1305 |
You've really got to work on your pronunciation. It almost sounded like you ordered the `Cementi Grande.' |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1306 |
You're such an unhealthy eater. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
1307 |
Sheesh! You'd think nobody'd ever asked her for a double tall half-caf, ristretto mocha, no foam almond milk 170 degree latte in a Venti cup before! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1308 |
Seriously Ted , after the morning I've had what on earth could possibly go wrong now? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1309 |
So, may I presume our conversation is over? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1310 |
Ummm Bob... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1311 |
Let's keep this on a need-to-know basis. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1312 |
Cinder what ? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1313 |
I was wondering what it would be like if Trump became President... and then it hit me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1314 |
The wages of cinder block |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1315 |
I'v been invited to a block party |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1316 |
THIS COFFEE IS TO DIE FOR |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1317 |
So here's something weird. Last week this street psychic told me, "Beware the Ides of March." I just saw him again and said, "Hey pal, the Ides are come." So, what does he say? "Aye, Julius, but not gone." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1318 |
Should've seen this one coming. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1319 |
Do you ever get a strange feeling that someone you really care about is in grave danger? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1320 |
It's just one sugary soft drink. What's the worst that could happen? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1321 |
When I get an idea it comes out of the blue. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1322 |
I feel like I need a change. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1323 |
I don't like to be a doomsayer, but.... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1324 |
The fixtures are tacky but I like the exposed brick. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1325 |
My horoscope says I'll get word from higher-ups today. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1326 |
What's the best thing for a headache? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1327 |
I just don't want to die like some cartoon character. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1328 |
She finally said "yes!" |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1329 |
I agree - the overhead is a definite liability. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1330 |
Sometimes I think things can't get any worse. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1331 |
The Triple-Shot Caramel Latte Surprise. You? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1332 |
Those carbs are going to kill you someday. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1333 |
The coffee here gives me a major headache! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1334 |
Any idea why they call it “The Sadist’s Surprise Café”? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1335 |
This writers block will be the death of me! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1336 |
There's that look again, like there's something your not telling me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1337 |
And then it hit me.......a metaphor can never actually happen or it wouldn't be a metaphor. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1338 |
I agree. If you see something, say something. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1339 |
I can't take the guilt any more. I've been seeing your wife. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1340 |
Sure, the market's in turmoil, but it's not like the sky is falling. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1341 |
The good news is, at least this day can't get any worse. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1342 |
Everything OK Harry? You look a little distracted. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1343 |
They forgot the whipped cream again. Could this day get any worse?! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1344 |
After 34 years I'm retiring from bricklaying to spend time with my family and finally write that novel I've been thinking about... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1345 |
Yes, I did fire the surly building contractor. Why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1346 |
So, when Concrete Union #61 threatened to strike, I said "Go right ahead," and I hired a platoon of scabs in two flicks of a trowel. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1347 |
Relax... I hate pushy insurance salesmen. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1348 |
What do you mean by "clear signs of another imminent real estate bubble crash"? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1349 |
So, Wilson, as long as I'm senior partner, your fat bonus is guaranteed. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1350 |
I like one lump with my coffee. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1351 |
”Is your insurance paid up?! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1352 |
You know what hit me today like a ton of bricks? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1353 |
Yes, I, too, think that Donald Trump is very honest. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1354 |
I think she heard that... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1355 |
I'll sign power of attorney over to you when we get back to the office. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1356 |
All I asked was if they liked 'Kinky Boots'. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1357 |
You know that feeling when the other shoe is about to drop? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1358 |
I suppose you also want me to believe in global warming... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1359 |
I finally got my cholesterol down. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1360 |
Phillip, right now I dare say there are more urgent matters than to quibble over the amount of the tip. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1361 |
My OCD is much better thanks. Why just today I started stepping on cracks. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1362 |
I only drink strong coffee when I sense a headache coming on. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1363 |
I was going to say lunch is on me, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1364 |
He's not Mr. Trump. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1365 |
Don't look now, but there's a guy behind you who looks exactly like the Grim Reaper. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1366 |
My divorce is creating a big headache. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1367 |
I make $60 an hour working from home... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1368 |
Stop interrupting; let me finish... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1369 |
My eyes are down here. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1370 |
Look, if there’s no ceiling, then how are those lamps hanging there, huh? Explain that! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1371 |
No way. My mind doesn't work like that. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1372 |
We figured the best place to cut corners was with the mason's contract. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1373 |
They say that the vibe in the upstairs section is more exciting |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1374 |
You know, this coffee is good to the last drop... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1375 |
My insurance company? It used to be New England Life. Why? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1376 |
I just don't see the benefit of term life insurance. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1377 |
Those macchiatos will kill ya. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1378 |
As long as there's no second panel, I'll be fine. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1379 |
Waiter, Separate checks |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1380 |
My problem has always been I'm too theoretical. I just have no talent for concrete thinking! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1381 |
I've got to tell you -- the answer hit me like a ton of bricks! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1382 |
I hear overhead is coming down. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1383 |
People are so surprised when the market crashes. But, like I always say, what goes up, must come down. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1384 |
I'm a white American male at the peak of my career in the 21st century. Really, I have no worries. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1385 |
Prepping for the meeting with my boss just got a whole lot less awkward. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1386 |
Do you think I was too hard on the waitress? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1387 |
Ugh, they used soy milk in my latte. Could this day possibly get any worse? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1388 |
As I was saying, the bottom 's gonna drop outta this. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1389 |
Trump has as much of a chance of wining the Republican nomination as a brick hitting me in the head at lunch. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1390 |
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww, you dunk your sandwich? Might as well hit me with a cinder block... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1391 |
You have a better chance of being hit by a falling cinder block than winning Powerball. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1392 |
I don't know what else can go wrong. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1393 |
I can never think of anything to put on my Instagram page. Can you? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1394 |
...so my ex starts stammering something about new, simpler, drone technology??? |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
1395 |
DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET FALLING ? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1396 |
Only divine intervention could screw up this deal. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1397 |
I only slept with Susan once! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1398 |
I am not sure what I believe, why? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1399 |
I've got something on my mind. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1400 |
Enjoy your sandwich... I having steak... I just wrote a $5,000,000.00 policy on this place... Effective at midnight tonight... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1401 |
After admitting the shortcuts we took building this place, I feel like a great weight has been taken off my shoulders. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1402 |
I got a letter about an audit from the IRS this morning--talk about a crappy start to the day. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1403 |
Heck, if you ask me, that whole karma thing is a scam. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1404 |
What? What's falling? The Dow? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1405 |
I really feel like just a light lunch. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1406 |
I've blocked out all next week for a little downtime. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1407 |
Hmmm. He does have a better parking space... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1408 |
I have discovered the identity of God and the true meaning of life in... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1409 |
Do we usually tip here? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1410 |
That brings us to item number six on your expense report...'cinder block booby-trap'. I'll have to disallow that as well! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1411 |
You'll never guess what my daily horoscope says. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1412 |
And then the scene ended. Just like that. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1413 |
Barring any unforeseen circumstances... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1414 |
So, as soon as we get back to the office, I'm firing you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1415 |
Lunch with you is always a headache just waiting to happen. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1416 |
God, schmod. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1417 |
Heads? What do you mean "heads"? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1418 |
My advice is to live every moment like it's your last. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1419 |
Well, God strike me down if I'm wrong, but I think he really will make America great again. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1420 |
Better luck next time Joe, they chose me for the position. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1421 |
What are the odds of that? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1422 |
Hey, I really could use some advice |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1423 |
No! He didn't sign yet. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1424 |
No, I was an thinking open-face turkey sandwich, not duck; why? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1425 |
What could be worse than falling interest rates? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1426 |
Things are really starting to look up for me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1427 |
See something? Say something! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1428 |
So I'm thinking, "Where the hell did I leave that cinder block?!"--and then it hit me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1429 |
I guess we won't have time for a refill... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1430 |
On second thought, I wouldn't worry about that second spoonful of sugar.. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1431 |
So I told him he was too vague and I needed something more concrete. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1432 |
I think I see a problem with your logic. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1433 |
You're really eating their heart attack special? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1434 |
Well, maybe not a ton. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1435 |
I can't seem to get over this mental block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1436 |
Looks like you picked the wrong day to quit drinking coffee! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1437 |
I think they misinterpreted... on the rocks |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1438 |
Should we take this to go? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1439 |
I should probably text him to tell him to move. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1440 |
I'm not falling for that one. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1441 |
Bob "I don't feel safe here..." Jeff "Oh don't worry Bob it is totally safe around here... What were you saying about voting for Donald Trump" |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1442 |
Did I mention my firm completed retrofitting the place in record time? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1443 |
Are you going to finish that ? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1444 |
Ever feel like nothing is going your way? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1445 |
I've decided my best days are ahead of me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1446 |
We're going to need a concrete plan. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1447 |
I feel like, when the right idea comes to me, it will hit me like a ton of bricks. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1448 |
Things are starting to look up. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1449 |
...it doesn't necesarily have to be a TON of bricks... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1450 |
Fate is just spiritual gloominess. I'm more of a concrete thinker. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1451 |
say, can you spot me a twenty? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1452 |
I told you the Rueben's to die for. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1453 |
I can't remember exactly, but when I do..it's gonna hit me like a ton of bricks!! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1454 |
So she says I'm too pessismistic. "Chin up," she says. I say, I'm just levelheaded is all. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1455 |
Things have been looking up for me lately. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1456 |
What'da you think about the new high-rises in the neighborhood? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1457 |
...and then I said, of course I'm voting for Hillary! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1458 |
I don't think you fully appreciate the gravity of this situation. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1459 |
For the life of me, I can't imagine anything worse than a President Trump. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1460 |
Dating apps? I'm on Cinder. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1461 |
Very soon, I'd guess. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1462 |
So how's your life insurance policy? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1463 |
My psychic told me I'm going to have a lot on my mind today. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1464 |
Lunch is on me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1465 |
If you see something, say something |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1466 |
This is not our usual power lunch Ted. I hired you for innovative and creative ideas, so far you've come up empty. It's time you come up with one good "concrete" idea, if not....I'm going to have to let you go. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1467 |
No one ever tells me anything. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1468 |
'I can't escape the feeling that if I support Trump something terrible will happen.' |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1469 |
I'm thinking about buying long term care insurance. What do you think? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1470 |
That's one way to break the glass ceiling. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1471 |
Why the look, you know I like my coffee with just one lump. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1472 |
Sure, the market's down. But at least the sky isn't falling. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1473 |
Sure am glad the building inspector gave the okay. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1474 |
They say the coffee in here has got some kick to it. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1475 |
I lost my job, my friends and family think I'm a loser, my dog ran away... What have I got to lose? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1476 |
Yes, my spirit animal is a coyote. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1477 |
Sometimes it's like "I should'a stayed in bed..." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1478 |
How can I put it in more concrete terms? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1479 |
... all of which leaves me searching for some kind of a sign. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1480 |
If I don't get my coffee first thing, I could die. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1481 |
The last few weeks have been rough, Jim, but I think I've turned the corner. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1482 |
Well, he is a blockhead. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1483 |
I need something stronger to wake me this morning. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1484 |
…and sometimes you've got to draw the line between comedy and helping out. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1485 |
O.K., confession time. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1486 |
You never know when inspiration will hit you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1487 |
Ever feel like God is out to get you? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1488 |
Hell. Who knows how much time any of us have. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1489 |
Yes, but why now? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1490 |
Look … I understood all the dynamics of the problem from the very beginning. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1491 |
I'LL PICK UP THE CHECK NEXT TIME |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1492 |
And then it hit me - I'm not living life fully. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1493 |
I am dunking. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1494 |
Do you ever get the feeling that it's all tumbling down? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1495 |
I'm running late for my 3 o'clock........ |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1496 |
I realize now how much time I've wasted worrying about all the bad things that might happen, but never do. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1497 |
The wife said her lawyer would be dropping something off today... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1498 |
Take my advice Ted. Relax. Live for the moment. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1499 |
Chicken Little Diner? Who comes up with these names? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1500 |
Yes, my name is Chick Little, why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1501 |
Somebody's got to be cut, so you're fi... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1502 |
No, I don't think you DO need to worry that your 401(k) is falling like a rock... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1503 |
I dunno, it feels like I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1504 |
I've been meaning to make a will. Why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1505 |
Well, the good news is my lab results came back negative... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1506 |
This Friday the 13th thing is a crock, don't you think? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1507 |
When I concentrate, nothing can distract me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1508 |
In the absence of further problems, let's go ahead with it. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1509 |
Wow, your writer's block is much worse than I thought. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1510 |
Trust me, I'm capable of an open mind on this. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1511 |
The 'what' of Damocles? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1512 |
Oh, good, you see it, too. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1513 |
I don't know what to do - she just keeps dropping these things on me out of nowhere. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1514 |
You're not gonna live to 50 eating all those breakfast sandwiches. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1515 |
The pastor said I need blind faith, but I'm really looking for a sign... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1516 |
My TED talk is - On the Job Braining. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1517 |
... and then it hit me, like a ton of ... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1518 |
The occasional doughnut won't kill you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1519 |
It's like we're stuck choosing between a bullet or poison. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1520 |
It's nothing concrete, just an overwhelming existential fear. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1521 |
What goes up must come down. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1522 |
It might fall on all of us as a ton of bricks. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1523 |
You know what I like about the street food business? No overhead. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1524 |
Quick! Sign it! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1525 |
It hit me like a brick. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1526 |
No, I cancelled that insurance policy last week. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1527 |
I'd leave that lid on. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1528 |
My coffee's cold." "I wouldn't worry about it. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1529 |
I'm not so sure this is such a good idea. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1530 |
You just don't know what it's like to feel the impending doom of a ton of bricks about to descend upon you? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1531 |
There'd better not be sugar in this. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1532 |
Why the sudden interest in 'low-probability high-impact events'? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1533 |
I'll tell you the bad news first. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1534 |
Here comes the just dessert. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1535 |
I'll start by providing you with some foundation. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1536 |
I want your honest opinion. Do you think I'm paranoid? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1537 |
It was the SWORD of Damocles, you idiot. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1538 |
This very well could be the Cubs' year. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1539 |
You're a hopeless pessimist, Herb. You're always shouting the sky is falling. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1540 |
Over my dead body am I going to keep what you just said off the record! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1541 |
At least the sky itself isn't falling! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1542 |
I tell you, if I was religious, I'd be looking for a sign. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1543 |
Guess I'm paying for lunch. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1544 |
I'd say Old Sal took the news of his “retirement” surprisingly well. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1545 |
If Trump doesn't win watch your investments crash on your head. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1546 |
I just wish something could jog my memory.... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1547 |
I think my luck is finally starting to turn around. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1548 |
Then the mean witch told me that my Cinderblockumbrella was stupid. I was crushed. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1549 |
Like you said, it happens. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1550 |
Good thing you got it to go |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1551 |
I mean what's the worst thing that could happen ? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1552 |
I think it says ACME. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1553 |
Our divorce ended amicably. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1554 |
It literally hit me like a ton of bricks... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1555 |
And the worst thing is ... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1556 |
Yes, and Trump is going to win the nomination. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1557 |
I guess I will pay for lunch |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1558 |
The worst of it, really, was her ambivalence. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1559 |
... but all in all, I have to say that things are looking up. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1560 |
What a day. First, my psychic cancels... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1561 |
Know any good hangover cures? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1562 |
Frankly, I don't believe in chance. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1563 |
Writer's block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1564 |
I'm sick of all of these news guys acting like the worlds coming to an end. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1565 |
Let's make that the last time you call me Blockhead? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1566 |
I'll be glad when I don't have to listen to that construction anymore. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1567 |
I still can't believe I hit the lottery for 5 million yesterday. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1568 |
I don't really have much confidence in our new headhunter. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1569 |
So, I lowered the boom on the United Block-Layers. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1570 |
My life feels like a Road Runner cartoon. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1571 |
I don't get irony. It's gotta just hit me over the head. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1572 |
I don't see how today could get any worse. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1573 |
I have a feeling this one is on me! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1574 |
No, I'm NOT kidding...I'm for Trump! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1575 |
I need you to watch my back. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1576 |
Seriously...Tom...it isn't like the sky is going to fall |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1577 |
I'll never understand FOMO. If I'm meant to be somewhere, I'll be there. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1578 |
I finally paid off my student loans. Things are really looking up! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1579 |
This place is falling apart, but the food is good. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1580 |
No, yeah, things are good. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1581 |
Bob, do you believe in predestination? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1582 |
You know that feeling when it just hits you? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1583 |
Labeling her a stalker would be an understatement. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1584 |
Nope, I don't see duck on the menu. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1585 |
You mean concrete block; cement is just an ingredient. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1586 |
I think they took my complaint quite seriously |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1587 |
I wonder if the Chicken Little comes with a side. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1588 |
Want to know the secret of life? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1589 |
At least things can't get any worse. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1590 |
Got any concrete ideas? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1591 |
Getting that promotion has been a weight off my shoulders. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1592 |
So I told her to give me one concrete reason why I should. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1593 |
Made an appointment with the lawyer for a will. Better late then never. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1594 |
Sorry, can't do that. My afternoons are all blocked out. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1595 |
I recommend we bump up your insurance a bit. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1596 |
I'm sure it's a reasonable offer but I just don't feel a need for life insurance just now. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1597 |
If this isn't the best retirement plan for you, may God strike me dead! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1598 |
Better hope what's styrofoam? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1599 |
Are you even listening to what I'm saying? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1600 |
My guess is that you would believe the scientific community consensus if they said the sky was falling. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1601 |
I wonder if his office is bigger than mine... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1602 |
Are you feeling a down draft? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1603 |
After 32 years at that hell hole, I'm really looking forward to my retirement tomorrow. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1604 |
I couldn't be more concrete. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1605 |
That sounds too heavy for lunch. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1606 |
There goes the housing market..... again. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1607 |
It's more than a job. For me, risk management is a calling. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1608 |
Let's face it--anvils have become cliche. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1609 |
I keep thinking I'm part of this "Truman Show" thing. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1610 |
And I finally paid off my student loan this week. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1611 |
Nice try, Jeff. April fool. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1612 |
How's the market today? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1613 |
Mike, I'll take care of the bill. My ex's alimony check will be delayed. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1614 |
So I said, 'Where's Superman when you need him'? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1615 |
Mel? It's not the sugar that's gonna kill you... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1616 |
Trickle-down briconomics??! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1617 |
I can't shake this sense of impending doom. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1618 |
Same old, same old. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1619 |
Might be a good idea not to wait for your coffee to cool before you drink it. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1620 |
My plans aren't set in concrete. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1621 |
My lunch here always reminds me of Chicken Little. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1622 |
This headache can't get any worse. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1623 |
Did you see the way that old gypsy looked at me? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1624 |
What makes you think you'll be getting my job? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1625 |
Really Stan, is it too much of me to ask that you look at me when I am speaking? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1626 |
Do you feel a breeze in here? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1627 |
Unfortunately, there was only one way to get Sidney to stop talking. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1628 |
I'll try it. What's the worst thing that could happen? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1629 |
Party crasher. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1630 |
I hate to tell you this, but... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1631 |
You know, too much self-awareness is fatal |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1632 |
I don't know what it is, but it just keeps going through my mind. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1633 |
look seriously, I don't think you have to worry about that possibility, no one builds floor plates with... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1634 |
I make my own luck. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1635 |
Everything's up in the air. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1636 |
No I don't know why they're called "cinder blocks." I think they're made out of something much heavier. Why? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1637 |
My business is bankrupt, I was indicted, my wife left me. . . even this coffee is terrible, . . what else could possibly happen? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1638 |
My wife is dating a contractor. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1639 |
Next time, my treat. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1640 |
I really don't see why we should raise the minimum wage. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1641 |
This meeting was just to give you a heads up. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1642 |
Sign Here, Quick! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1643 |
Seriously – at this place – you leave a tip? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1644 |
I didn't tip the barista. Why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1645 |
And as if things couldn't get worse, I can't get the lid off this coffee. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1646 |
It's on me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1647 |
I'm glad you appreciate the gravity of the situation. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1648 |
Your problem is that you're not optimistic enough. Stop thinking thinking there's danger around the corner. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1649 |
Tell me again about your proposal for using Legos for our remodeling needs |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1650 |
I just know I'm gonna be blocked. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1651 |
Opposing Trump might be dangerous. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1652 |
The coffee at this place is to die for. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1653 |
So I told her, "Relax, I'll just pick it up on the way home." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1654 |
I can do it, I told my PA to block out my afternoon. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1655 |
Acme? What's that? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1656 |
That extra shot of espresso hit me like a ton of bricks."---"Oh, I don't think so. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1657 |
About to be hit by a sender block? Well, that'll keep me from wasting so much time on email. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1658 |
Hard work got me to where I am, Jim, not luck. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1659 |
Yep, I never seen it coming. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1660 |
What do you take me for, a blockhead? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1661 |
Cheer up. Every cloud has a silver lining. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1662 |
We know Hoffa is buried under............ |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1663 |
Goddamit, I told them half soy, half lactaid mixed with a decaf americano. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1664 |
I fear this new low cost, one-at-a-time terrorism. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1665 |
No, I never read the story of Chicken Little. Why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1666 |
Writer's block? I don't believe in it. Why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1667 |
I'll bring in my own drink if I want to and they can't do anything about it. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1668 |
Sugar for my coffee, then signature for my life insurance. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1669 |
There is nothing worse than paying five dollars for coffee |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1670 |
According to my FitBit, I'm a few steps short of my goal. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1671 |
Did Amazon mention they would be delivering your order by drone? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1672 |
When Wall Street hits you, the Wall hits you hard. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1673 |
Ha, ha, my mother-in-law is always telling me I'm "one brick short of a load" Can't wait to tell her about my promotion. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1674 |
.....and the gold is in the.... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1675 |
Now who's going to do my taxes. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1676 |
Don't worry about any backlash from the Bricklayers' Union. They're pretty harmless. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1677 |
After 12 purchases, you get a surprise. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1678 |
A writer's block is the least of your worries right now. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1679 |
When's the deadline? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1680 |
Darn it, they gave me a cappuccino and I asked for a flat white. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1681 |
What were you saying about the drop dead date? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1682 |
I just need to get hit by concrete evidence. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1683 |
I told you not to keep sending your food back to the kitchen. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1684 |
Oh, and I signed up for that new drone delivery service everyone's' talking about. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1685 |
My bran muffin had zero trans fats! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1686 |
I hope this coffee helps me wake up. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1687 |
The service here is killing me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1688 |
So she says, 'one lump or two?' |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1689 |
It just hit me - it's either her or me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1690 |
'Much as I regret having to do this, Ted.... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1691 |
Then the solution suddenly came to me, like someone from above just hit me over the head with a huge brick ... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1692 |
Good thing Quantum Mechanics doesn't occur on the macroscopic scale. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1693 |
When I confessed my latest dalliance to the wife, she became eerily silent. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1694 |
I just feel like there's this huge weight hanging over me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1695 |
Not one brick, I told her. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1696 |
It's like I'm waiting for the -- I don't know -- other shoe to drop. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1697 |
I know that worried look, Fred, but save it for after lunch, okay? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1698 |
I keep a lid on my coffee so it won't get spilled. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1699 |
Why do they say April is the cruelest month? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1700 |
So, yeah, the brain surgery went great. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1701 |
Calm Down! You always think the sky is fall! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1702 |
So I said to him, "bad things happen to bad people" |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1703 |
Um, Steve, I think you should move your head. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1704 |
At first I thought that was pepper on my toast. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1705 |
I told you we should've gone to Denny's. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1706 |
Please focus. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1707 |
My contractor keeps me updated through social media. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1708 |
That's my final offer! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1709 |
The market's bad, but I wouldn't say the sky is falling. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1710 |
... And then one day you won't even know what hit you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1711 |
I don't care what my wife says, spending our life savings on those hair plugs has really paid off. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1712 |
Did you read about the killer called the Cinderblock Shot Putter? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1713 |
My doctor said I could postpone the colonoscopy, but better safe than sorry, right? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1714 |
I have to stop thinking these dark thoughts |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1715 |
Thanks for blocking some time out with me today. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1716 |
No, I've never been hit with writer's block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1717 |
I don't know what it is, man. I think I might be getting depressed. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1718 |
That's the thing about this election season, the lack of gravity. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1719 |
Why don't I get this one? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1720 |
I have no idea if I'm doing the right thing. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1721 |
Did you order off the menu? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1722 |
I had a real bad day at the office.... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1723 |
I'll explain the gravity of the situation to you after this coffee; it's a life saver! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1724 |
When I get a great idea, it hits me like a ton of bricks. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1725 |
Life's so monotonous. I wish something interesting would happen. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1726 |
Mankind hasn't yet explained life, let alone life's universal antidote. When it's your time, away you go. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1727 |
Can you give me something that is more concrete? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1728 |
Do you prefer 1 lump or 2? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1729 |
Nothing can stop me now. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1730 |
Glad it's Friday , it's been a rough week. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1731 |
What are the odds of being hit by a ton of bricks? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1732 |
Its all part of being a New Yorker |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1733 |
And then it hit me... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1734 |
That coffee will knock you out! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1735 |
Hang on, it'll come to me in a just a sec... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1736 |
You may not need the jolt from your coffee. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1737 |
I'm out of ideas. If only something would hit me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1738 |
You're nuts, Luck has nothing to do with our success |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1739 |
I have this ominous feeling -- like someone's watching me through the window. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1740 |
I'm expecting a little something from my ex |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1741 |
I've decided to apologize to Putin. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1742 |
It's time to cement our relationship. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1743 |
How come nothing ever happens to me? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1744 |
Why don't you sign now so we can relax over dessert? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1745 |
I have this sudden urge for a Fig Newton. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1746 |
Why in such a hurry for me to sign the bill? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1747 |
I'm telling you; brick and mortar business is Dead. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1748 |
Hey, guess who getting your corner office? Me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1749 |
Just once, I wish a lunch meeting would end with something concrete. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1750 |
You might want to take your coffee to go. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1751 |
Horoscope - Schmoroscope... I'll be a pragmatist 'til the day I die. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1752 |
So, I’m talking to that annoying Chicken Little life insurance guy, and he acts like I could be sitting somewhere, minding my own business, and get killed by a falling cinder block or something. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1753 |
Well, I'm history. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1754 |
Nothing's coming to mind yet. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1755 |
No way in hell am I going to vote for Donald Trump |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1756 |
Outside of a clear sign from the almighty God himself, I'm voting for Trump. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1757 |
I feel like I'm in a loony tunes cartoon. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1758 |
Have you ever had the feeling that your best days lie ahead? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1759 |
What earthquake? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1760 |
C'mon Bob! Your always off dreaming...never noticing the little things... it's sad. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1761 |
Instead of the falling piano cliché, its the falling brick cliché. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1762 |
The fortune in diamonds is hidden under the... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1763 |
Ugh, writer's block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1764 |
No sugar. How can I get a lump? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1765 |
There is simply no way to convince me that our job description should require a hardhat. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1766 |
Any final thoughts on the matter? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1767 |
Animal, vegetable, or mineral? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1768 |
There can't be anything worse than getting fired and sued for divorce in the same week! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1769 |
I'm waiting for a really concrete idea to hit me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1770 |
.. She says she won't. He says he will. But what we really need, is a sign from above |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1771 |
You know, I've been trying to understand this mental block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1772 |
I've never felt so fulfilled |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1773 |
Dang he'll probably get to take the day off for this |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1774 |
Sometimes you just can't find an anvil on short notice. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1775 |
Maybe I shouldn't have written that Trump is a blockhead |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1776 |
I'm a lawyer for union busters--why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1777 |
Did you forget to leave a tip last time we ate here!!! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1778 |
I'm waiting for a sign from above that this is a bad idea. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1779 |
Yeah, I'm starting to save for retirement this year. You? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1780 |
I was so glad to get rid of writer's block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1781 |
Some day the block grant proposal will come back to bite us. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1782 |
This coffee actually is pretty good. So much for my bad feeling about this place. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1783 |
There is no concrete proof that climate change is real. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1784 |
You can’t scare me with polls, David. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1785 |
With this building I proved you can do an entire large structure out of cinder block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1786 |
So you're against the Affordable Care Act? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1787 |
Now here's a concrete idea. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1788 |
Ever had the feeling the sky is falling? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1789 |
My only complaint with this restaurant is that sometimes the food is a little heavy. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1790 |
No, it's not quite like the Sword of Damocles. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1791 |
That's going to leave a mark |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1792 |
I feel like I'm getting a headache. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1793 |
I could really do with a caffeine hit right about now |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1794 |
So I told him again that I had enough insurance and insisted that he leave. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1795 |
Pay attention, Bob, I'm showing you the right way to dunk. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1796 |
I make it a point to anticipate everything that could possibly go wrong. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1797 |
If we're still not happy, it says someone from the weight staff will be in touch. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1798 |
At least I have my health. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1799 |
They did a nice renovation on this place. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1800 |
I didn't mean it, God ! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1801 |
I'll get the tab. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1802 |
Look, Fred, nobody really NEEDS insurance. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1803 |
Finally, I can retire! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1804 |
It's hard to realize how charmed a life we lead. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1805 |
This seemed like a much better idea when we were drinking. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1806 |
Apparently, God doesn't use lightning bolts indoors. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1807 |
"Hmmm... Out of the coyote... Guess I'll go with the panko crusted roadrunner instead. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1808 |
Instead of coffee I could have had a V-8. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1809 |
So, what do you think? Stocks or bonds? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1810 |
I know I can't wait for something to just drop on my head. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1811 |
I'll probably die before this coffee cools off! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1812 |
No, I mean it. Nothing's worse than being hit with writer's block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1813 |
Sometimes I feel like I need to be hit by a one of brick to get going. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1814 |
So, what's up with you? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1815 |
What's our drop-dead date for the Flanders contract? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1816 |
Why do you think that these sessions make you anxious? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1817 |
It's got too many calories, but I figure, you can get killed just crossing the street. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1818 |
So. Could it get any worse? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1819 |
I keep getting hit with writer's block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1820 |
She looked at my Palm and said this would be the best day of my life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1821 |
Boy, I can't shake this headache. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1822 |
It's 'Dunkin' Donuts', not 'Duck' - why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1823 |
I think Damocles was a family name. Why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1824 |
Looks like Death lives just a block away from here. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1825 |
I guess our Brick App is finally working. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1826 |
And then this clown tried to sell me life insurance. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1827 |
You can't deny he builds great buildings. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1828 |
Is it a premonition or precognition when you feel something bad is going to happen? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1829 |
Is it bigger than a breadbox? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1830 |
Quick, John, pay the bill! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1831 |
And then she said, "Don't worry about it, I forgive you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1832 |
You ever have on of those days? If I was outside, I bet a plane would fall on me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1833 |
So I just went upstairs and told him that, as coop board president, I could shut down his apartment renovation any time I felt like it…. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1834 |
George? God, you always tune out during the heavy stuff. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1835 |
Quick , say "SHAZAM". |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1836 |
I specifically requested a second lump. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1837 |
Just waiting for the other brick to drop. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1838 |
I think I'll have the duck |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1839 |
Here today... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1840 |
Luckily I was not laid-off today |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1841 |
No, I said writers block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1842 |
With Trump about to win the nomination, I feel a sense of hope. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1843 |
I got to tell you, I worry about the future. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1844 |
Nope. Definitely don't want to switch seats. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1845 |
What do they mean by "open during deconstruction"? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1846 |
Isn't this the building under investigation by the Building Department for shoddy construction? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1847 |
Hypotheticals won't work here. The boss wants something concrete. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1848 |
So at this point defeating Trump is my only real concern. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1849 |
My wife says I can't complain to any more restaurant managers. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1850 |
On this issue do you think that I should lean more to the right or left? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1851 |
Any plans for tonight? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1852 |
The divorce is not concrete. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1853 |
I quit eating pastrami. That stuff will kill you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1854 |
I want to talk to you about the money you owe me |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1855 |
So I said to myself, 'What's the worst that can happen?' |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1856 |
I'm having the pancake. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1857 |
I wouldn't worry about the sales figures. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1858 |
It hit me like a ton of bricks! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1859 |
So I think I'm going to cash in my chips and spend the rest of my life working for an NGO, or maybe do organic gardening, you know, something meaningful. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1860 |
Sure, I tip in restaurants. But at a counter? Nah. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1861 |
I'm telling you, someday, it'll hit me like a ton of bricks. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1862 |
What do you mean, "Live a little."? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1863 |
i don't know about you, but I'm ready to cement this deal. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1864 |
Hmmm..."Heads up!" is probably the wrong warning.... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1865 |
Fasting on Yom Kippur is for suckers. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1866 |
The downfall of pop-up restaurants! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1867 |
Technically, I am a "beta-tester" for Acme Corporation |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1868 |
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a brick!" "Seriously dude! Think of something better for the new Superman. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1869 |
I feel inspiration is going to hit me any second! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1870 |
My plans are not concrete. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1871 |
Maybe I shouldn't of yelled at those workers to be quiet. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1872 |
Why are all the people in the office calling me Chicken Little? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1873 |
What exactly was that waiver you signed walking in? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1874 |
Drone delivery of building supplies? Never happen. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1875 |
You gotta stop eating sandwiches every day, Mike. The carbs are gonna kill you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1876 |
Eat here long enough and it'll kill you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1877 |
That block of angry tweets from the Cloud should be coming in any time now. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1878 |
I'm struggling to overcome an irrational fear of impending doom. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1879 |
Let me be more concrete. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1880 |
Your student loans are about to become less of a problem |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1881 |
I think I'm coming down with "Architect's Block". |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1882 |
Boy, I could really use something to clear out my head. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1883 |
These days one never knows what might fall from the sky! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1884 |
You know, I am the luckiest man alive. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1885 |
I wish that I could think of that guy's name. It's like I have a mental block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1886 |
Things are finally looking up for me, Bill. I can feel it. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1887 |
No I don't think we should pay more taxes for building inspectors! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1888 |
I've been thinking about my future. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1889 |
.....Chicken Little was right. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1890 |
So the divorce isn't going well? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1891 |
. . . so I splurged on the Ferrari, 'cause life's too short. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1892 |
If it's not one damn thing, it's another! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1893 |
If I don't get the check soon, I could die. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1894 |
Hum, Ah John, did I ever tell you your wife is HOT! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1895 |
You will never believe where I hid the money. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1896 |
HR has our team going on a retreat next weekend to teach us how to "live in the moment." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1897 |
I heard that Trump build this building |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1898 |
Where do you keep your executive washroom key? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1899 |
Tell me more about your accidental death and dismemberment policy. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1900 |
If the gratuity is already included, how do I punish the server for horrible service? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1901 |
Show me something concrete and then we'll talk. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1902 |
So what else could possibly happen? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1903 |
It's like the sword of Damoclese, only more concrete |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1904 |
And then I said to myself, "Bill, you gotta make some concrete plans for your future." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1905 |
I hear they've opened a Zumba upstairs. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1906 |
You should have seen that construction worker's face when I told him to stop oogling my secretary. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1907 |
I think you should eliminate your overhead. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1908 |
Life is about hard work, Jim. Not luck. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1909 |
'I think I'm getting writer's block'. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1910 |
…I mean, it's not like a cinderblock is going to fall on me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1911 |
This remodeling project is going to be the death of me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1912 |
What did you say about the "duck" ? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1913 |
I don't know what it is today....it feels like I've been hit by a ton of bricks. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1914 |
But next round on me |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1915 |
This one's my treat. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1916 |
I'm gonna be crushed if I don't get that promotion. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1917 |
Look, either you've got it or you don't! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1918 |
And so, dear friend, that is why I have left my entire Estate to you." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1919 |
He did make me pay for his coffee... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1920 |
Eating anything this early would hit me like a ton of bricks. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1921 |
Boss, don't move! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1922 |
I'm trying to think of a concrete example. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1923 |
I wonder if these coffee lids are BPA-free. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1924 |
I'm pretty smart. I don't need a brick to hit me over the head. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1925 |
What could possibly happen? My prenup incorporates every fail-safe mechanism that one can imagine. She may as well call it a day and move on. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
1926 |
I've always loved you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1927 |
The likelihood of Trump being the Republican nominee is as likely as a cinder block falling from the ...!! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1928 |
It looks like they took your complaint seriously. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1929 |
You didn't order a side of falling cinderblock, did you? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1930 |
It's not like I sit around waiting for the other shoe to drop........ |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1931 |
Man. I feel a headache coming on. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1932 |
Move?! I'm rent stabilized! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1933 |
I'm so ready for a change. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1934 |
Should have tipped. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1935 |
I'm telling you, my life can't get any worse. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1936 |
How the world sees Trump's arrival to the US presidential race. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1937 |
There is a God. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1938 |
There’s no harm in being 5 minutes late. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1939 |
Hmmm.Could be a lawsuit. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1940 |
So then I just walked out before she could retaliate. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1941 |
I can't tell how lucky I feel to have someone like you to talk to." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1942 |
Actuarially speaking, I've got another good 40 years ahead of me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1943 |
Ok, ok! In the unlikely event that I die before you, you can have my vinyl collection. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1944 |
I feel like a nap is coming.. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1945 |
Without an eyewitness or a murder weapon we're gonna need something really concrete here. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1946 |
I'm not that worried about sugar killing me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1947 |
My policy has a double indemnity clause for death by cinder block, why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1948 |
After that meeting, the day can only get better. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1949 |
How's my day? So far, so good... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1950 |
Heads up, Ed--cement block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1951 |
I just need a few days off. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1952 |
So you think I should renew my life insurance policy? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1953 |
Remember when I told you we should invest in infrastructure? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1954 |
Lately, I've been feeling this enormous weight over me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1955 |
For some reason my broker advised me to get out of the futures market. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1956 |
Dad, I'm a liberal. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1957 |
Bob, I think the situation calls for a little levity |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1958 |
Seems like lately I've been suffering from a mental block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1959 |
I just need one concrete idea , just one ! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1960 |
Global warming is what worries me the most |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1961 |
Ever have a worrisome premonition? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1962 |
Life is so short. We need to treasure every . . . |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1963 |
Hey, pay attention when I'm talking to you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1964 |
Life's too short to drink bad coffee, don't you think? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1965 |
Uh, Fred, I think they want the table. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1966 |
I've just been feeling this impending doom lately, I'm sure it's all in my head. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1967 |
Inspiration's about to strike—I can feel it. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1968 |
And then it hit me; she DID love me. She wasn't trying to kill me! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1969 |
I'm just trying to work through this Chicken Little syndrome. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1970 |
That's good, but I need something concrete! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1971 |
'Cinderblock of Damocles?' Is that even a thing? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1972 |
Falling cinder blocks happen. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1973 |
Today's my last day at work. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1974 |
Right now it sucks to be you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1975 |
I need another donut like I need a hole in the head. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1976 |
I think I have a mental block |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1977 |
Superstitious? No. Why? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1978 |
I'm a big-picture thinker. Why should I focus on more immediate issues? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1979 |
Yes, double indemnity. Why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1980 |
Heads Up |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1981 |
You're right, you never know. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1982 |
Let's not talk about me |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1983 |
Did you ever wake up feeling like nothing bad could possibly happen today? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1984 |
And today, I pick up my big fat Lotto check. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1985 |
Do I still have your attention? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1986 |
The skyway is falling! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1987 |
No, it's been a miserable week. But at least it can't get any worse. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1988 |
And, suddenly, the a theoretical physicist had a breakthrough revelation. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1989 |
I believe it's my turn. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1990 |
The market is really plummeting today. I need a solid investment |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1991 |
There's never a good time to talk about life insurance. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1992 |
Any strong feelings about destiny Ralph? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1993 |
It's time to go! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1994 |
May God strike me dead if I'm not telling you the honest truth! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1995 |
What would Macbeth do? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1996 |
Don't get excited. The Daily News Wasn't Bought |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1997 |
Don't move. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1998 |
What are you mumbling about? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1999 |
Did you ever have one of those days when you wished that it would all end? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2000 |
"Heads" what? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2001 |
...and I'm feeling pretty good about having Syracuse in my Final Four.... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2002 |
Each person who discovered the truth died under mysterious circumstances. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2003 |
I thought Acme went out of business when kids all got their own iPads. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2004 |
You won't believe what happened today. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
2005 |
So, if we can just steer clear of the unforeseen... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2006 |
I know it's a small thing, but I switched to decaf this morning. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2007 |
I've got to stop waiting for the other shoe to drop. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2008 |
Somehow, I feel like I'm having a Wylie E. Coyote-like day. ... . |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2009 |
Penny for your thoughts. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2010 |
I want to be more open-minded. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2011 |
You got yours for here, I got mine to go. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2012 |
Calm down, I still have a couple of seconds. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2013 |
And your obsession with Henny Penny gives me a headache. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2014 |
I don't think they serve duck here... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2015 |
I spent the weekend at another awareness retreat. You? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2016 |
You know Bob, I finally feel like things are looking up for me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2017 |
And my hair transplant doc just told me my scalp is looking like the White House lawn... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2018 |
Oh, well. He didn't me get me much back, anyhow. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2019 |
so far this has been tough day |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2020 |
Sooner or later, my friend, you too shall learn about soul crushing loss. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2021 |
"There's a better chance of getting hit by lighting". |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2022 |
Not now, Bob- I just thought of the best caption ever - I've been waiting for this day my whole life! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2023 |
So if I buy the insurance policy now, when will it take effect? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2024 |
Then the idea hit me like a ton of bricks |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2025 |
Hey John what are you looking at? Is there something on my head? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2026 |
I forgot this place is 'cash-only.' |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2027 |
I'm not sure we understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2028 |
I'm just waiting for the next big thing. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2029 |
Should I warn him? Eh, not enough time. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2030 |
... so what could be worse than that? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2031 |
What do you mean "literally"? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2032 |
should I push him out of the way or try for that promotion |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2033 |
Never did like you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2034 |
Starbucks has the knack for picking good locations. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2035 |
I guess it could be worse. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2036 |
I'm having the best day! I got a pay raise & my wife told me we're expecting. I should go buy a lottery ticket. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2037 |
I don't know why... I keep getting these mental blocks. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2038 |
I'm gonna need you to be my eyes and ears on this one, Bill. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2039 |
Nothing could be worse than this headache. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2040 |
I'm the victim of a glass ceiling. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2041 |
I feel like I'm getting a bald spot. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2042 |
Don't look up or your glasses might get shattered. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2043 |
I can't shake this mental block hanging over me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2044 |
I've never been happier in my life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2045 |
It was the most specific and odd horoscope I'd ever read. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2046 |
What she said was scary, but then it was my first experience with a fortune teller. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2047 |
Sometimes I feel like the sky is falling down, but only on me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2048 |
Meep Meep......"How many times do I have to tell him my name is Willy Coyote!" |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2049 |
But then again, I've never been a Chicken Little. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2050 |
I understand, but you can't blame everything that goes wrong on bad luck. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2051 |
While in the short term there may be some rough spots, in the long term or prospects are quite good |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2052 |
I worry too much about my cholesterol. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2053 |
The divorce is over, but I still feel her energy. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2054 |
I need concrete evidence that she's cheating on me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2055 |
What you don't know won't hurt you as much. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2056 |
There was something in today's horoscope that I definitely don't understand. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2057 |
In other words, Peters, You're fired. I'm sorry, but I don't know how much more concrete I can be than that. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2058 |
She keeps on about the life insurance... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2059 |
Excuse me. Can I be honest with you? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2060 |
I hate to drop this on you, Ed. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2061 |
I run a hedge fund. I don't believe in karma. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2062 |
Well, I'm voting for Trump. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2063 |
Here comes another Trump building |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2064 |
Those doughnuts will kill you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2065 |
I can't imagine what else could go wrong today! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2066 |
When you least expect it, an idea will hit you like a brick. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2067 |
My name? W. E. Coyote. Why? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2068 |
The city's coming apart at the seams |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2069 |
...but getting back to Sir Isaac Newton. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2070 |
I'd like some concrete answers as soon as possible. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2071 |
I'm very optimistic about the economy. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2072 |
Foresight got me where I am now. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2073 |
Yeah, swear to God, why? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2074 |
I still haven't heard back from H&R Block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2075 |
..and then Schrödinger said that the cat is both alive and dead at the SAME time. How is that even possible?!? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2076 |
What's better -- term or whole-life insurance? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2077 |
I'll tell you the odds of Trump getting the nomination... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2078 |
There's no way I"ll budge. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2079 |
I cannot begin to describe my irritation at being called a block-head. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2080 |
I'm not so sure "getting them to pay for that wall" was such a good idea. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2081 |
I've heard 'raining cats and dogs' but never cinderblocks.. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2082 |
Take it or leave it. That's my final offer. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2083 |
They were out of donuts. How can this day get any worse? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2084 |
Your future looks concrete |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2085 |
Sometimes it feels like I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2086 |
...and then I told my wife I wasn't being hard-headed about it. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2087 |
Hold on, don't tell me. It's about to hit me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2088 |
I wonder what he did to deserve this! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2089 |
Why did you just say "meep meep?" |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2090 |
Wait- it's Tuesday... let me guess... a cinder block? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2091 |
Full cash offer with no contingencies |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2092 |
I agree with Bernie, manna from heaven is personal and hard to define. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2093 |
Have any aspirin? I'm having a splitting headache. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2094 |
What would you say if I told you I just won the lottery? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2095 |
Run! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2096 |
I don't have a lawyer, why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2097 |
Sorry I slept with your wife. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2098 |
I make my own luck, Richard. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2099 |
Pretty sure I deleted everything. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2100 |
I see where that blockhead Trump is retaliating against anybody that says anything nasty about him |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2101 |
Things are finally looking up. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2102 |
What are the odds? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2103 |
I can't seem to lose this sense of impending doom. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2104 |
Did I tell you I had my anti-Trump letter published in the Times this morning? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2105 |
dontlookupkeepthelidonandohbythewayivebeensleepingwithyourwife |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2106 |
Thanks again for changing seats with me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2107 |
Do you remember the story about "Chicken Little?... Well!!! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2108 |
So on balance this has been a good year so far. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2109 |
You're right, Mondays aren't so bad. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2110 |
I spy with my little eyes something... heavy. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2111 |
I see your point, but can I say this? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2112 |
Their drop down menu has a glitch. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2113 |
It's just a matter of time before Jones is out and one of us takes his place. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2114 |
You'd take one for the team right? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2115 |
Accident insurance, why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2116 |
..."and who needs that headache." |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2117 |
Sorry, can I quickly have your share of the bill? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2118 |
Are you going to finish that sandwich or keep staring at that cinder block for the rest of our meal? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2119 |
You're overlooking the gravity of the situation. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2120 |
You know those days when nothing goes right? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2121 |
For the very first time in my life, I feel like things are finally going my way. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2122 |
Sorry, I'm having a mental block. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2123 |
"Cartoonist's block"? Never heard of it. As bad as "writer's block"? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2124 |
Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to stop for coffee. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2125 |
I just don't have anything on my bucket list |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2126 |
You know Stan, sometimes I feel the weight of the world is going to come crashing down on me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2127 |
Has an idea ever struck you out of the blue? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2128 |
I can't see how this day could possibly get any worse. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2129 |
My life insurance should cover this, lunch is on me! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2130 |
Dave, I think this is the right moment to tell you that I've been having an affair with your wife. But I'm going to have to fire you again. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2131 |
Last week was so tough. It was like being hit by a ton of bricks. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2132 |
Added her to my will yesterday. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2133 |
This could be a New York Life moment. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2134 |
You look so pensive! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2135 |
My best ideas come out of the blue. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2136 |
So, how is the remodeling going in your office upstairs? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2137 |
No, you go first. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2138 |
Mark my words Bob, the bottom of the Market is going to drop out any day now! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2139 |
It's time you quit interrupting me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2140 |
Well at least he'll have no worries about the election! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2141 |
I don't think this is the pool deck, Kenny.... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2142 |
Is there a problem? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2143 |
Are you an insurance salesman? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2144 |
I think we should have lunch together more often! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2145 |
All of a sudden it hit me! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2146 |
Do you believe everything happens for a reason? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2147 |
So I got that going for me... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2148 |
I wonder why it's called a deconstructed latte. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2149 |
So, to make a long story short ... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2150 |
I think you will soon have a more concrete idea. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2151 |
Did you see her face when I asked for a fifth cup of coffee? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2152 |
I've led a charmed life. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2153 |
I think a term life policy should suffice. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2154 |
And that's when I first started to question Newton's theories. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2155 |
But Hell. Y'know what they say, ' Every dark cloud...' |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2156 |
I'm bored with everything today. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2157 |
I need a building code violation like I need a brick to the head. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2158 |
Good thing you did not ask for two lumps! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2159 |
I've finally gotten comfortable with the concept of irony. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2160 |
Why don't you get the check this time? |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
2161 |
Normally, I wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2162 |
Since I hit 50, I feel so invisible. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2163 |
This place always blocks me up. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2164 |
But I love, I loves my sweet rat. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2165 |
Thanks for listening, I feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulders. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2166 |
Do you think I should have tipped on the tax? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2167 |
Please pass the sugar, quickly. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2168 |
You never know when a good idea might hit you. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2169 |
What's that analogy when you feel completely floored by something? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2170 |
Jim, do you really want to talk about life insurance? Boring! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2171 |
She did ask about my life insurance, actually. Why? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2172 |
Don't take this the wrong way, Gerald. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2173 |
Stop talking about bricks and mortar projects. All that matters is the cloud. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2174 |
My contractor seemed less than receptive about my constructive suggestions. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2175 |
Well, as you can imagine, the news hit me like 37 pounds of brick |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2176 |
Perhaps its time to hedge your postition |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2177 |
That is if they ever find me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2178 |
Then, in '08, I signed my largest deal... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2179 |
I think you meant to download Tinder, not Cinder. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2180 |
Ever get the feeling you are about to get clobbered? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2181 |
I wouldn't complain about the service again |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2182 |
I'd do anything to get on the nightly news. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2183 |
My wife always says I'm hard-headed. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2184 |
I need the caffeine but it usually gives me a headache |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2185 |
My suggestion ... DUCK! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2186 |
I wish I knew. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2187 |
Downsized from work, Jill wants a divorce... It makes you wonder what might be next. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2188 |
What do you mean, death is certain to come before taxes? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2189 |
Quick, your password. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2190 |
Why did the barrista write, "man about to wear concrete block" on mine? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2191 |
And I really don't buy that superstition about throwing spilled salt over the shoulder! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2192 |
Oh, whatever? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2193 |
Did you tip the waitress? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2194 |
It's either a small cinderblock or a ridiculous looking drone. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2195 |
I'd better prepare for the vice presidency opening. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2196 |
And suddenly it hit me... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2197 |
We close the deal or I'm flat broke. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2198 |
Yeah,I definitely feel a change of luck is in the air! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2199 |
It's kind of like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop---only worse. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2200 |
I think my wife is having an affair with a mason... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2201 |
You've been blocked. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2202 |
Sometimes I feel like such a block head. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2203 |
What "blocking" looked like before the Internet. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2204 |
I tell ya, I can feel it, Chuck. Today's the day I'm gonna catch that Road Runner. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2205 |
Cinder blocks used to fall from the sky twice, three times a day. Now it's once month--and that's if your lucky. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2206 |
I subscribe to the Alan King policy of not needing Insurance. Spend the money on a nice piece of pie. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2207 |
No, theoretical physics will have a much greater impact than applied physics. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2208 |
Everything around me is falling apart. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2209 |
You really think the deal will be blocked? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2210 |
I feel like my life has become too predictable lately. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2211 |
I'd like to put you in charge of our crisis management team, effective immediately. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2212 |
So I asked myself, what could be worse? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2213 |
I'm lucky. I never get headaches. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2214 |
Revenge of the glass ceiling |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2215 |
Monday mornings are so boring. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2216 |
They were out of anvils |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2217 |
...but give me a concrete example of why we can't continue this way |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2218 |
All I'm saying is, if you pray hard enough for God to punish the wicked among us, He will send you a sign. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2219 |
Would it be so terrible if you looked at me while we are having a serious conversation? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2220 |
You know those divorce papers you think your wife is trying to serve you with . . . |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2221 |
I'm sure an idea will come to me soon. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2222 |
And she has totally forgiven me.... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2223 |
Looks like the wall got 10 feet taller |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2224 |
It's really quite rudimentary. The easiest way to win The New Yorker caption contest, I've found, is -- |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
2225 |
I just don't feel a thing until I have my first cup of coffee |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2226 |
...and once my firm reworks their labor deal, the contractor's union will never know what hit them. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2227 |
You know what, I will put in a good word for you!! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2228 |
I desperately need a block buster idea! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2229 |
.. and then it hit me like a ton of bricks. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2230 |
Carl is oblivious to the best selfie moment he will ever have. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2231 |
You wanna bet the judge will postpone the trial? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2232 |
...and that's when I realized, she needs me, after all. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2233 |
...and just to prove my point, I deliberately walked under a ladder this morning. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2234 |
Damn! She made my skinny latte with 2%. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2235 |
I will give you one minute to accept my idea. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2236 |
'G' or 'g,' do you think it matters? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2237 |
I think all this handwringing about infrastructure is overblown. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2238 |
I've always wondered what it would feel like to be a blockhead. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2239 |
You know, Frank, I don't know how this week could get any worse. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2240 |
Something tells me I'm not gonna make partner. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2241 |
Oh, so you think I'm the blockhead? Well.... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2242 |
I feel like the only bad thing that isn't happening to me right now is a block coming down on my head.. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2243 |
They say these things happen in threes, so.... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2244 |
Let me get it this time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2245 |
She keeps telling me I need be more spontaneous. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2246 |
Maybe it's me but lately I just feel like a target. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2247 |
What is it NOW Henny Penny? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2248 |
It's just my wife trying to knock some sense into me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2249 |
But at least I have my health. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2250 |
Bill I think your phone is buzzing. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2251 |
It took years, but my migraines have finally stopped. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2252 |
I believe it's your turn to pay. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2253 |
I'm sorry, Dave, but your promotion will just have to wait for a vacancy in managment." "I'm okay with that, Bill. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2254 |
Finally, everything seems to be falling into place. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2255 |
You're absolutely right. I need to be more optimistic. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2256 |
Why the Chicken-Lttle expression? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2257 |
So lately I've been having this sense of doom. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2258 |
..she says she will build one. He says he won't build one. But I tell ya, what we really need, is a sign from above. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2259 |
Everybody must get stoned. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2260 |
Mind not drumming your fingers on the table like that? Going to give me a headache. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2261 |
Isn't life just random? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2262 |
You might want to move your cell phone. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2263 |
Lately, I can't come up with new material. I keep waiting for something to hit me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2264 |
I have some bad news. I going to ask the board to terminate your services this afternoon. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2265 |
I'm feeling lucky today! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2266 |
I hope you enjoyed your day job. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2267 |
This is what I've learned: it's all about risk-management. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2268 |
Sometimes life throws you a curve ball, and you have to deal with it. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2269 |
I could finish my paper on synchronicity if only I had some concrete evidence. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2270 |
... so I finally get the feeling things are going my way. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2271 |
The coffee's great but the decor here is too heavily brick-a-bac. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2272 |
just give me something concrete to go on... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2273 |
Things are looking up, Bob. I've finally gotten over the divorce, the cancer is in remission, and I've had some very promising job interviews. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2274 |
So, I'm thinking the annuity is the best option. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2275 |
I don't know, Jim...I just keep waiting for a sign. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2276 |
We would rather stay on break then go back to work. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2277 |
I would have tied it to my leg and jumped out of a boat, but this works, too. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2278 |
They finally got teleport working. Oops, still need some tweaking. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2279 |
I'd better be getting home before it rains. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2280 |
Overall, I think Myrna took the news about my having an affair quite well. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2281 |
Do you think she will contest the divorce? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2282 |
The divorce was very amicable. Why do you ask? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2283 |
I hate metaphors |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2284 |
Whole milk has too much cholesterol, but I figure what the hell. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2285 |
It's a more authentic take on exposed brick |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2286 |
I probably have been a little too Chicken Little lately. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2287 |
And does it cover imminently existing conditions? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2288 |
I'll pay you back next week. My luck seems to be turning around." |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2289 |
You just have to block out negative thoughts. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2290 |
I feel like the whole world is crumbling around me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2291 |
I just don't see any future for me at the firm. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2292 |
I understand a lot of Yelpers eat here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2293 |
I used to think only blockheads ate here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2294 |
Of course I have a will, why do you ask? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2295 |
I am just so tired of people interrupting me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2296 |
Yep, I finally got those migraines under control . . . |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2297 |
It's more than just my thoughts of impending doom that hinder me |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2298 |
Can you give me just a moment? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2299 |
Don’t worry, nothing bad happens in cartoons |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2300 |
I just have this gut feeling I'm about to be down sized |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2301 |
I guess I will pick-up the tab. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2302 |
Do you ever get that feeling like there's a cinder block about to fall on your head? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2303 |
What'sAFiveLetterWordForUntimelyDeath? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2304 |
And then the idea hit me like a load of brick. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2305 |
I've had just about enough of this concrete jungle. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2306 |
I'm telling you, Frank, you're in for a rude awakening with all that gluten and read meat... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2307 |
"Im telling you Braverman, this meeting is over"! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2308 |
Thanks for the pep talk, Sam. Nothing's going to stop me now. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2309 |
What's with the abstract look? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2310 |
I was thinking should we use 6 or 8 inch block, then it hit me. . . |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2311 |
...and I said, 'George, you're wrong. What do you need; a brick upside the head to see the Truth?' |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2312 |
I keep waiting for a sign that she hasn't given up on us. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2313 |
You will get that job over my dead body, |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2314 |
I give up. How will I be more like Charle Brown? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2315 |
This no tips thing seems to be working out alright, don't you think? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2316 |
So I says to him, "Why would a guy my age need a life insurance policy?" |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2317 |
Well, Harry, when am I gonna get MY fifteen minutes of fame? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2318 |
Could you provide me with something more concrete? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2319 |
Then Trumps tells us to be vigilant - that the RNC is everywhere....... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2320 |
Earl, I slept with your wife. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2321 |
Too abstract. Let's try for something a little more concrete. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2322 |
Do you think I should grow a moustache ? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2323 |
Still, if that's worst thing to happen to me this week, I consider myself lucky. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2324 |
You never ever let me finish a senten … |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2325 |
Your argument is too abstract, can you be more concrete? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2326 |
Every time I eat here I leave with a headache. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2327 |
Sometimes I just need a wake-up call. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2328 |
There's no way he can get Mexico to pay for it...and building supplies don't just magically fall from the sky. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2329 |
I Think HE heard you. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2330 |
It's time to crack some heads. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2331 |
I never tip the barista. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2332 |
You won how much? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2333 |
Have you made a concrete decision yet? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2334 |
Did we forget to tip the last time we were here? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2335 |
I just need to come up with something really concrete, NOW! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2336 |
Early promotion! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2337 |
It's not duck, it's chicken. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2338 |
I need something more to wake me up. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2339 |
Sometimes it seems like the whole world is out to get me . . . |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2340 |
Be sure to tip. Is that supposed to be a threat? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2341 |
A blockbuster could make or break your career. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2342 |
I prefer sugar cubes in my coffee. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2343 |
I need some excitement in my life. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2344 |
Corner office in 3...2... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2345 |
My ex has been in a much better mood since she went to see a fortune teller. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2346 |
I have your money, give me an hour. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2347 |
It's true, nothing ever falls my way. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2348 |
Gary, I feel that now is the appropriate time to tell you that your wife and I have been having an affair. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2349 |
What do you mean things can always be worse? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2350 |
Mind if we swing by the pharmacy for some Tylenol on our way back to the office? I feel a headache coming on. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2351 |
I just feel like the whole world is collapsing around me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2352 |
If Benson's doomsday accounting is correct, I have yet to see a sign. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2353 |
What did you say, I'm going to be getting a block grant? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2354 |
Phew! Good thing he already picked up the tab. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2355 |
Wait—an idea's about to hit me—I can feel it. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2356 |
My energy stocks keep slipping, so I thought I might switch my portfolio to something more concrete. Maybe things will start looking up. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2357 |
At times like these, I wish I wasn't a statistician. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2358 |
Okay, sure, if you insist. This one's on you. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2359 |
I just scored tickets to 'Hamilton.' |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2360 |
I need something this morning that'll give me more bang for the buck. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2361 |
I'm actually feeling quite optimistic for a change -- my horoscope said things are looking up. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2362 |
Would you mind grabbing the check? I"ll get it next time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2363 |
What a hangover. I feel like a brick hit my head! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2364 |
The wife says I'm just being maudlin with these thoughts of impending doom... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2365 |
All day it's been like I'm under this cloud. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2366 |
We talked about it for over two hours, I kept telling her I understood her feelings. It's not like I need to be hit over the head! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2367 |
Lemme tell ya, Al, this latte is to die for. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2368 |
I should have ordered something lighter. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2369 |
Believe it or not but I'll get the check this time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2370 |
Well, we're just one block away from the hospital. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2371 |
It suddenly struck me ... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2372 |
If you ask me, it's more likely that this roof will fall on my head than America electing an openly xenophobic and misogynist president. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2373 |
It will hit like a ton of bricks! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2374 |
And then suddenly it struck me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2375 |
I feel more validated now that my wife increased my life insurance. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2376 |
yeah... and then it hit me! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2377 |
This has been the worst day of my life. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2378 |
What did Lucy always call Charlie Brown? It'll come to me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2379 |
Karma? Yes, I believe in karma. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2380 |
That low bid renovation project is supposed to start today. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2381 |
Why, yes, I am on the company's health plan. Why do you ask? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2382 |
I've completely hedged all my market risk to avoid the proverbial Black Swan. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2383 |
I Will Never Get Married Again ! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2384 |
How do they get away with calling this place Starblocks? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2385 |
We sold the air rights, so now we're building a ten-story condo up there. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2386 |
Hell yes I could get hit by a bus tomorrow. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2387 |
"A" grade from the Department of Health. Department of Buildings, grade pending. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2388 |
If these walls could talk. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2389 |
I think I'm going to start eating healthier. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2390 |
What you mean, stay woke |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2391 |
I'm just so glad I finally have a handle on those migraines. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2392 |
I can't believe my eyes a brick is falling through this restaurant! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2393 |
The loss of that account hit me like a...well, you can imagine. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2394 |
I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn professional netw- |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2395 |
I didn't want to tell you, but... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2396 |
I just have this feeling like it's over for me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2397 |
Just don't say 'heads up'. I hate that expression. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2398 |
I dunno. There must be some metaphor for a Trump presidential win. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2399 |
Should I... Nah he'll be fine. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2400 |
My ideas always hit me like a ton of bricks. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2401 |
I'll sign my will after our drinks. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2402 |
Yes, we negotiated the lowest bidder for our luncheonette, why? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
2403 |
I'm gluten-free, dairy-free, entirely organic from my toothpaste to my shoe polish, yet I still get these crushing headaches at least once a day. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2404 |
I just finally feel like things are becoming more concrete. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2405 |
In construction it's the overhead that kills you. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2406 |
As your broker, I suggest you modify your position. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2407 |
Alan, I swear on my life it's true. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2408 |
This brick-and-mortar store is only missing one thing. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2409 |
Do you ever get the feeling that something bad is about to happen? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2410 |
In Soviet Russia, brick smokes you! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2411 |
I don't know; it just seems nothing interesting ever happens to me! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2412 |
So, is this your first time back after they renovated? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2413 |
I don't know how to tell you this, but I slept with your wife. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2414 |
Remember how you told me you were waiting for a wake up call? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2415 |
Why do say it's ironic that I'm a building inspector? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2416 |
This was no "Cinder"ella ending |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2417 |
''He wouldn't know a good idea if it hit him in the head" |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2418 |
Sometimes after lunch I like to take a nap and just dream off.... |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2419 |
So you think the term life policy makes more sense. Why? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2420 |
Do you think gravity waves are real? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2421 |
I'm a cartoonist. What do you do? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2422 |
I'm really glad you picked this place. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2423 |
I'm on the block meal plan, how about you? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2424 |
You should see someone about that crick in your neck. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2425 |
God damn it SIGN THE CHECK NOW! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2426 |
I can't see a downside. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2427 |
Watch out, those carbs'll kill you. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2428 |
Maybe it's a block-headed idea but... |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2429 |
I decided to wait for something concrete. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2430 |
Well, my day has been pretty flat so far... |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2431 |
I know, but I'm still voting for Trump. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2432 |
Sorry to eat and run, but I've got a killer of an afternoon. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2433 |
Trust me, it doesn't hurt to be the center of attention. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2434 |
I like this place because of the low overhead. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2435 |
Finally signed the will yesterday. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2436 |
Why shouldn't I have ordered a Venti? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2437 |
Frankly, I would have preferred the roof top dining. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2438 |
No. You're the schlemazel. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2439 |
I can't believe they put whole milk in my soy latte. This day could NOT get any worse... |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2440 |
Moot question. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2441 |
Don't worry. It's been like that all day. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2442 |
Quickly, just sign here. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2443 |
I just always feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2444 |
Let's order dessert first! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2445 |
I just wish more things in my life were concrete. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2446 |
It's not the Sword Of Damocles that you should be worried about. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2447 |
Maybe I should have brushed up on my language skills before ordering in Italian. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2448 |
Which is heavier...a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2449 |
I'll get Obamacare when I get sick. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2450 |
Whatever you do, don't criticize his son. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2451 |
I just wish this dark cloud would lift. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2452 |
You said you already paid the bill? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2453 |
With my bad luck, they'll have forgotten the cream. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2454 |
The ways they can disguise drones these days! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2455 |
I am sitting In the morning At the diner ..Uh Oh.. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2456 |
Ever get the feeling you're just waiting for the next shoe to drop? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2457 |
So that's why I just bought a long-term care policy. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2458 |
Oh, that reminds me. I need to get that insurance app for my Phone. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2459 |
'What's the metaphor I'm reaching for?' |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2460 |
Then suddenly, out of nowhere, I had this great idea how to make a light bulb that will never burn out. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2461 |
For years I struggled with the meaning of life . . . then it hit me like a ton of bricks. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2462 |
Please be accurate Jim. It's not a brick, it's a cinder block. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2463 |
My broker says the bad news is finally behind us. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2464 |
The price of coffee these days... It hits ya like a tonne of bricks. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2465 |
Now would be a good time to pay the check! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2466 |
I'm serious-- that fast food is going to kill you. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2467 |
I think we've struck a deal. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2468 |
And you never know....A giant cinder block could come crashing down out of the blue. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2469 |
I'm not so sure about Amazon's new delivery system. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2470 |
Ah, nice! No need to take a selfie. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2471 |
Do you hear a slide whistle? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2472 |
" I just don't seem to be able to get out from under". |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2473 |
Honestly Henry, sometimes I think you worry too much. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2474 |
His dismissal of irony really brought down the house. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2475 |
Does this taste like Diet to you? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2476 |
They say it's never too late |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2477 |
Hey Matt, didn't you say that you don't want to live in a world with Trump as President? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2478 |
Glad your sister is so understading and invited me here to discuss that affair. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2479 |
I have to stop moping around like the sky is falling. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2480 |
Overcoming writer's block. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2481 |
I'm going to be late. Can you pick up the tab? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2482 |
See ya! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2483 |
Can you explain quickly why you're rescinding your life insurance offer? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2484 |
Dude, I need help! Everything seems to be crashing in on me! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2485 |
And so my editor said, "Getting through writer's block's a breeze . . . something will hit you." |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2486 |
Well, aren't you the lucky one? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2487 |
Don't worry, I got my lawyer on speed-dial. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2488 |
...I just feel this heavy weight pressing down on me. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2489 |
Seriously though, how can this divorce get any worse... |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2490 |
"I think I'm getting that two o'clock drowsiness."/ |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2491 |
I'm just gonna block it out. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2492 |
I haven't had a good idea since the stone age. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2493 |
I think Trump would make a great president. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
2494 |
I can feel a headache coming on. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2495 |
Sure, we can leave anytime. Why? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2496 |
Why don't you ever look at me when we talk? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2497 |
It's a Venti half caff, 3 1/3 shots long, 6 pump chai 3 pump vanilla spice, half lactose half soy 190 degree green tea misto. Why do you ask? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2498 |
Lean forward a little, I'm having trouble hearing. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2499 |
I'm a chip off the old block. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2500 |
I just remembered the good news that I wanted to tell you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2501 |
when i was a kid, my mum use to send me with 50cents. I could buy 2 burgers, french fries and large coke. You can't do that these days! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2502 |
She was offended when I said : Let's have coffee first... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2503 |
My employer dropped my insurance and I still can't get on that damn Government web sight. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2504 |
Couldn't you be more concrete |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2505 |
Actually, more of a hoper really than a believer. Why? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2506 |
If I don't cement this deal soon, my boss will knock my block off! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2507 |
I've decided to make more time for lunch. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2508 |
Newton's Law? Just another example of science run amok. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2509 |
I've been feeling flat lately. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2510 |
Tiebreaker final apologist rebuttal in the endlessly deadlocked theist vs. atheist debate. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2511 |
I have a lot on my mind right now. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2512 |
I don't think you need to bother ordering lunch. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2513 |
Check! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2514 |
The concept here is brilliant: replace the waitresses with drones. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2515 |
You know, I'm no longer feeling light header. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2516 |
I just won in court. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2517 |
I don't think this coffee is wnough to get my attention this morning. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2518 |
Clean living, Thomas. The secret to a long life. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2519 |
Do you think the waiter was giving me attitude when I asked to substitute the ethically-sourced kale? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2520 |
Maybe I'm too optimistic, but I feel like that dark cloud over my head has finally left. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2521 |
You know, I think you have to make sure a restaurant has banned tipping before you decide not to leave one. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2522 |
I need a concrete idea. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2523 |
to be or not to be is no longer the question. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2524 |
I pushed the project to Phil. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2525 |
My turn buy, right? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2526 |
I've never fully understood gravity! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2527 |
Where an Allstate agent when you need one? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2528 |
Greg, I think God is smiting you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2529 |
Sorry my mouth is full. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2530 |
Must be a 'blockbuster'! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2531 |
You really should cut down on the fatty foods. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2532 |
When at first you don't succeed... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2533 |
I heard that a cup of coffee here buys you a seat for a short while. Wonder how they enforce it. I don't see bouncers. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2534 |
Forecast calls for cloudy, with a chance of concrete. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2535 |
No problem. I will get the check. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2536 |
Frankly, there have been days I've considered ending it all, but I never get a concrete sign. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2537 |
What lump ? Sugar's not good for me. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2538 |
Could you get the bill? I'm close to being broke. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2539 |
32 feet per second, per second... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2540 |
I wish the universe would send me a sign. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2541 |
All I know is that between getting fired and Mary leaving me, I don't think I can handle another crushing blow. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2542 |
His office is nicer than mine. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2543 |
When cement blocks fly. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2544 |
A plaintiff lawyer's sweet daydream... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2545 |
I hear this Starbucks is a designated safe space. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2546 |
are you looking for trouble ? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2547 |
I just don't know what I'm going to do with the rest of my life...... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2548 |
And, then again, I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2549 |
I’ll grant you that occasionally NSA tactics lack subtlety. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2550 |
Oh God, I was kidding! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2551 |
I wouldn't actually call it a sword of Damocles |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2552 |
Is it too late to order eggs? Cause this guy is about to get scrambled |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2553 |
Clairvoyant, schmervoyant, she was clearly deranged... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2554 |
If God exists, I need some concrete evidence. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2555 |
So I told Suzanne, "Yeah, I really need that - like a need a big concrete block to land on my head!" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2556 |
Uh....any last thoughts on the matter? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2557 |
Lately Coffee gives me a Big headache! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2558 |
I don't know - I just have that feeling the other shoe is going to drop soon. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2559 |
You know you said,"nothing exciting happens" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2560 |
How risky could it be if I continued to deny science? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2561 |
Finish your thought, quickly. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2562 |
I know exactly what you are going to say. I should not have whistled at that construction worker. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2563 |
Life is... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2564 |
You may be experiencing a mental block. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2565 |
Sorry Stan, I am going to recommend Susan for the promotion. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2566 |
Ok,it hit me,not like a ton of bricks,just one. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2567 |
This was suppose to be the 'drop-dead' date - yeah, right..... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2568 |
Um, Mr. Trump... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2569 |
Yeah, well this is only block Monday... you don't wanna be around for grand piano Friday |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2570 |
Tell me, can this day get any worse? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2571 |
I wonder how long that has been here! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2572 |
I finally see what you mean by building dysfunction is killing you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2573 |
I'm going to splurge and order a Danish; it won't kill me! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2574 |
If this wasn't the cafe he takes employees to be fired I may have warned him |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2575 |
My doctor says I come from a really good gene pool. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2576 |
Finally, everything is looking up for me. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2577 |
And I was sure this cafe was rated 4 stars... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2578 |
You optimists are always looking up! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2579 |
Writer's block is the least of my worries. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2580 |
Did you check your horoscope this morning? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2581 |
Sometimes I wish Newton's apple insight to come over me. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2582 |
What? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2583 |
So I finally broke up with Bellatrix last night. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2584 |
No more drinks for me, I feel a headache coming on. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2585 |
What the... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2586 |
When she left this morning I asked myself: "what could be worse ?" |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2587 |
My job is great, kids are great, wife is great life is really looking up |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2588 |
I'm telling you Charlie, the advertising business is brutal. This latest case of writer's block is killing me. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2589 |
Well, I see my time is up. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2590 |
I couldn't make any sense of it, and then it hit me. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2591 |
Tomorrow's another day! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2592 |
Listen, life insurance is obsolete. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2593 |
Tuesday at the Hard Block Cafe |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2594 |
Bob, your day is about to get a whole lot worse. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2595 |
do you think of your glass as half empty or full? |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2596 |
Did you ever find the missing cinder blo.... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2597 |
I should've ordered the duck. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2598 |
Should I or should I not tell him? I mean, he was never really nice to me in the first place. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2599 |
What are YOU drinking? A V8? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2600 |
Another drone design flaw in the making |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2601 |
Argh, they are killing me -- they put soy instead of skim again. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2602 |
I ordered the brick cheese on wheat toast. Why? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2603 |
I wish I could get over this writer's block. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2604 |
I forgot my wallet, would you mind..? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2605 |
By my calculations, if I skip the daily donut, I'll live 1.363 years longer. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2606 |
No pressure.....but what was that stock tip? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2607 |
I have been trying to come up with a concrete solution for my problems |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2608 |
Did I tell you my ex went back to school for masonry? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2609 |
Bottom Line, I think you need to up your life insurance! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2610 |
I'm sorry...did you just call me a block head? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2611 |
"The rest is--" (silence) |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2612 |
Go for a loftier goal. Quickly. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2613 |
This is better. We can finally relax and enjoy a quiet cup of coffee. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2614 |
...so I told her "you think a brick layer can make you happy?!" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2615 |
Its not like all these sugars are gonna kill me. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2616 |
I guess Im picking up the check |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2617 |
I think your coffee break's over |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2618 |
I never know what to order. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2619 |
I think it's going to rain. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2620 |
And that's when it hit me! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2621 |
According to Galileo's hypothesis on the speed of falling objects, you have about one second left to live. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2622 |
That sandwich is going to hit you like a falling cinderblock. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2623 |
The study I just read says you can live longer if you drink more coffee. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2624 |
I then I told her, may God strike me dead. And she believed me. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2625 |
Say Ted, how are things going with your bucket list? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2626 |
My mental block's a killer. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2627 |
Mark my words, all this doomsday talk just has to stop. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2628 |
The Cubs are going to win it all. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2629 |
Maybe I will eat, I feel a headache coming on. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2630 |
Like I said, the more concrete the better. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2631 |
I get the worst headaches since I switched to decaf. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2632 |
Yeah, but you can get killed crossing the street. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2633 |
Why, after all this time, are you still holding it over my head? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2634 |
So I told Mr Trump I couldn't vote for him. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2635 |
Honestly Bob, I'm so confused right now I don't know whether I feel like I've been hit with a ton of bricks or a brick that weighs a ton. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2636 |
That sandwich is sitting like a brick. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2637 |
Meyers and Jacoby originally met to discuss selling Amway. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2638 |
What we need now is a really concrete idea |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2639 |
So apparently, it all comes down to this thing called karma. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2640 |
Hey! That's not a shoe. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2641 |
Bert, I never remember...is it schadenfreude or schatenfreude? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2642 |
I really think my luck is about to turn around. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2643 |
You are about to experience a mental block. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2644 |
You know, Dave, people would like you more if you weren't such a Chicken Little. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2645 |
I just remembered - I was suppose to call my health coach at noon. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2646 |
Did you ask for one lump or two? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2647 |
should I drink this coffee or not ? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2648 |
It's been such a good week, I keep looking over my shoulder. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2649 |
Dontcha hate it when folks drop in unannounced? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2650 |
Where’s the thrill, Bob? Where’s the excitement? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2651 |
Could I, at least, have one, concrete idea that could hit me about the new Ad campaign? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2652 |
This chef takes chicken-under-a-brick a little too far |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2653 |
Thank you God for such a define burger |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2654 |
I swear, the food in the place is killing me. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2655 |
What was that about a bucket list? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2656 |
Did you ever wake up with the feeling something big was gonna happen? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2657 |
I finally feel like a great weight's been lifted off my head. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2658 |
In that moment, I realized his ("his" is italicized) life was flashing before my eyes. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2659 |
I think our pity party is about to be crashed. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2660 |
It seems like the boss has been coming down hard on me lately. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2661 |
Quick, pay the bill! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2662 |
Cream in the coffee is nice, but skim milk is healthier. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2663 |
there at the construction site it's not treating me so well. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2664 |
I really need a cemented opinion here. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2665 |
I don't care what my wife thinks... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2666 |
I finally told Barbara it's over. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2667 |
Deep down inside, I guess I'm an optimist. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2668 |
Going forward I'd like a more concrete notion in my head. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2669 |
"After 31 years I've had a breakthrough. I've discovered the cure to all cancers. You simply combine magnesium oxide with |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2670 |
I am sure your worries will be over soon |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2671 |
I'll be brief. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2672 |
When she gets me in her sights, I'll know. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2673 |
Describe me the situation in trhee words |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2674 |
Lately I've had this feeling of being blocked. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2675 |
"For the fifty grand you owe me, you have a choice. You could pay me, now. OR, you could get your legs broken. What's your wish? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2676 |
Then the Grand Master told me any mason who turns atheist better watch his back... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2677 |
Yes, I have life insurance. Why do you ask? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2678 |
Sometimes, I just think I'm a real blockhead. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2679 |
As you can see, I always plan for all contingencies. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2680 |
I'm so weary of the ethereal, nuanced ways of thinking. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2681 |
I'm glad I just got coffee... I don't think I have time to eat anything. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2682 |
I sense something here is asunder |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2683 |
At least today couldn't get any worse, right? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2684 |
...and then, my ACME slingshot misfired. Their products just aren't as solid as they once were. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2685 |
Paying the check isn't going to be the only thing that hurts. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2686 |
Man, I gotta change the vibration setting on this phone! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2687 |
I can't see anything through these damn Oakley's! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2688 |
I hear cement futures are through the roof. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2689 |
So what happens if I don't pay off the construction unions? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2690 |
I guess an anvil would be passé. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2691 |
Bill, you look distracted, is it because our profits are dropping like a rock? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2692 |
Medical Insurance? Disability Insurance? Life Insurance? Who are they kidding?! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2693 |
O.K.....I'll pick up the tab next time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2694 |
Matt was about to tell his friend he had bigger problems... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2695 |
Not again. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2696 |
You should have ordered the appetizer |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2697 |
I used to enjoy a drop of the hard stuff until a psychic told me to avoid it. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2698 |
Audited?! He's gonna shi... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2699 |
No, Perkins. Because what you don't know can't crush your cranium. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2700 |
Even Wile E. Coyote has more luck than I do. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2701 |
Today I have a feeling I'll have a blockbuster idea. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2702 |
At least now I have a reason to be late to work. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2703 |
Then I told Mr. Trump exactly what I thought of him... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2704 |
What would you do if you were me? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2705 |
My wife thinks I need to find a purpose in life. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2706 |
I've finally dismissed irrational fear from my life. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2707 |
Did I say one lump or two? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2708 |
Who are you calling a blockhead? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2709 |
Well, I guess the deal is now concrete |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2710 |
Today has started off lousy, I hope it gets better. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2711 |
Hey, you can't stop living or be afraid to leave your house....if you do that, they will win. You can get hit by a car crossing the street in this city, so daily life is more dangerous than anything! You know what I'm saying? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2712 |
My therapist says "Live every moment of life as if it's your last." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2713 |
Bob, I gotta say, the decor here is stunning. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2714 |
So Cheryl and I have been checking out retirement communities. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2715 |
(thought bubble) It may not hurt that bad... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2716 |
State Farm, why? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2717 |
A chip off the old block, eh? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2718 |
The what is falling? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2719 |
I agree. In this global market it's not a matter of if, but when. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2720 |
That hamburger was as hard as a... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2721 |
"She's seeing a guy named... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2722 |
The cream in this coffee is Very very heavy |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2723 |
Been selling life insurance for 20 years now. I tell them, "you never know when something might just fall out of the sky on you." Like that ever happens. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2724 |
So as I was saying, the fortune teller said I going to have a hard day and I was like, there is no way! I'm Bill Ga... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2725 |
Are you sure that is rain hitting the roof? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2726 |
Should have ordered a decaf. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2727 |
So relieved that nasty headache I had this morning is finally gone. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2728 |
You ask me if Lilly has ever cheated on me? I know for a fact that my wife has always been faithful to me. So Mike why do you ask. ? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2729 |
I'm at my wit's end, Al. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2730 |
Sara said i should have seen it coming. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2731 |
You are about to get some sense knocked into you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2732 |
And then in the midst of the deposition this guy .......heads what? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2733 |
Did you say 'incoming?' Is that an I.R.S. term? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2734 |
Were you expecting a brick? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2735 |
Phil, bring the house down and raise the roof! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2736 |
I just found out my wife increased my life insurance. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2737 |
Do you ever get that feeling that something big is coming your way? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2738 |
Too much caffein was hitting Joe like a ton of bricks... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2739 |
You might think me a blockhead for telling you this, but… |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2740 |
Lean back Hal, the union's on strike again |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2741 |
They say fast food can kill you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2742 |
Whoever hit that fan was really startled. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2743 |
So, I asked my students: "Would a brick or a feather fall faster on the moon?" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2744 |
Would it bother you if I went out with your wife? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2745 |
Remind me not to ask for peanuts next time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2746 |
Yes, that IS my final answer. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2747 |
This may not be the time, but have you ever been hit by a ton of bricks? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2748 |
Do you find cheese 'blocking'? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2749 |
You should keep the cover on so you don't spill it |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2750 |
Forgot to check today's forecast. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2751 |
David, watch it, opportunity is falling |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2752 |
Boss, what would you do with two wishes? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2753 |
I told you my wife is Not above anything |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2754 |
I tell you, those English students' grades are literally dropping like a cinder block |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2755 |
Unless they get some big help from the NSA, the IRS will never find my tax havens. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2756 |
I know this will hit you like a ton of bricks, but I have to lay you off. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2757 |
Try to live in the moment. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2758 |
Enough is enough, get a life. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2759 |
I can't say April fool! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2760 |
If you ask me, life's a house of cards. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2761 |
I've never understood why people have such bad things to say about the Acme Coffee House |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2762 |
I am working on the New Yorker Caption Contest and ideas always hit me like a load of bricks. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2763 |
Someone's about to be a real blockhead. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2764 |
One coffee in the morning gets me through anything. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2765 |
I feel like things are just starting to look up for me. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2766 |
My shrink suggested that I fast-track my upstairs renovation and enjoy it longer. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2767 |
So...when does the insurance policy kick in? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2768 |
This second cup may make me late but it'll sure hit the spot! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2769 |
Howard to himself: maybe the meal will be comped. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2770 |
I ordered a Paralyzer, why do you ask? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2771 |
Yp I'm telling you. . I think things are really looking up! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2772 |
Today I traded all my Acme stock. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2773 |
hello |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2774 |
They say Jackson Pollock used to eat here for inspiration. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2775 |
It's not like the sky is falling. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2776 |
God hates me but construction workers despise me. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2777 |
Excellent. It is right on time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2778 |
No, I'm pretty sure it's the brick of Damocles. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2779 |
Speaking of your wife, does she like dinner and a movie? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2780 |
Not drinking your usual coffee, Lucky? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2781 |
Ten years after we build this building, they're telling us it's shoddy construction. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2782 |
Remember when flying toaster screensavers were cool? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2783 |
The FBI finally figured out how to crack the iPhone |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |