Contest #516


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516


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-04-04
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-04-17 (estimated)
Number of captions 5918
Number of responses 49365
Number of participants 1232


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I have no concrete plans for the rest of the day. 2.0952 0.19401 21 7 5 9
1 I told my ex I'll take her back if she drops some weight. 2.0556 0.18912 18 5 7 6
2 Don't worry, I will take it to the grave. 2.0000 0.21822 15 5 5 5
3 You better give me the short version. 2.0000 0.21822 15 5 5 5
4 Duck?! For lunch? 2.0000 0.16903 15 3 9 3
5 I'm just waiting for the next big idea to hit me... 2.0000 0.18078 18 5 8 5
6 The tragedy for me is the soul crushing predictability of my life. 1.9333 0.22817 15 6 4 5
7 Could you explain the "act of God" clause again? 1.9286 0.26653 14 7 1 6
8 What you wanted to say was "figuratively." 1.9286 0.26653 14 7 1 6
9 I'm pretty sure she doesn't know about Melissa. 1.9286 0.24505 14 6 3 5
10 All I said was she could drop a few pounds. 1.9286 0.22149 14 5 5 4
11 For once, I really feel like today is my day. 1.9286 0.22149 14 5 5 4
12 Here's the problem, nothing surprises me anymore. 1.9286 0.22149 14 5 5 4
13 Relax- it's only a metaphor. 1.9231 0.21066 13 4 6 3
14 I rarely leave a tip 1.9231 0.23916 13 5 4 4
15 What's the worst-case scenario? 1.9231 0.21066 13 4 6 3
16 At least today can't get any worse.... 1.9231 0.23916 13 5 4 4
17 Fortunately, she seems very amicable about the divorce. 1.9231 0.21066 13 4 6 3
18 I didn't order duck. 1.9231 0.28782 13 7 0 6
19 Very little surprises me anymore. 1.9231 0.21066 13 4 6 3
20 So I told them 'Who needs your silly witness protection program?' 1.9231 0.26461 13 6 2 5
21 My ex keeps telling me I should try this place. 1.9231 0.26461 13 6 2 5
22 I'm certain my wife has no idea I'm cheating on her. 1.9231 0.13689 13 2 10 1
23 I'm just waiting for some kind of sign. 1.9231 0.23916 13 5 4 4
24 Well, at least I've still got my health. 1.9167 0.22891 12 4 5 3
25 Joe, do you understand the gravity of the situation? 1.9091 0.25062 11 4 4 3
26 Do we have to decide right this second? 1.9000 0.27689 10 4 3 3
27 And then it struck me: Everything I said was becoming real. 1.8571 0.20588 14 5 6 3
28 It's the overhead that's gonna kill me 1.8462 0.19102 13 4 7 2
29 ....but how likely is that, really? 1.8333 0.24100 12 5 4 3
30 I'd rather die than vote in this election. 1.8333 0.24100 12 5 4 3
31 Nothing hurts more than stepping barefoot on a kid's Lego brick. 1.8333 0.27061 12 6 2 4
32 Can anything be worse than this coffee? 1.8333 0.20719 12 4 6 2
33 Do you think I worry too much? 1.8333 0.20719 12 4 6 2
34 So ...what are the chances of my ex-wife retaliating? 1.8182 0.26348 11 5 3 3
35 You will not believe the week I've had. 1.8182 0.26348 11 5 3 3
36 Materials to build a wall of that size don't just fall out of the sky, ya know? 1.8182 0.26348 11 5 3 3
37 This place never fails to surprise you. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
38 Just ask God to show you a sign, Bob, and He will. 1.8182 0.26348 11 5 3 3
39 If the boss asks why I didn't come back after lunch, make something up. 1.8182 0.29598 11 6 1 4
40 Stop telling me to 'look up', things never get better.. 1.8182 0.26348 11 5 3 3
41 I told the barista to surprise me 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
42 You know that stuff's gonna kill ya. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
43 …if it's the last thing I do! 1.8182 0.26348 11 5 3 3
44 Everything depends on being at the right place at the right time. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
45 I've always made sure I'm in the right place at the right time. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
46 We separated on amicable terms. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
47 I slept with your wife. 1.8182 0.29598 11 6 1 4
48 No really, I have the worst luck. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
49 No, I rarely suffer from writer's block. Why do you ask? 1.8000 0.24944 10 4 4 2
50 I don't think they liked your Yelp review. 1.8000 0.29059 10 5 2 3
51 Last night I told Susan I want a divorce. She took it surprisingly well. 1.8000 0.29059 10 5 2 3
52 Don't interrupt me Jerry -- I was about to get to the good part. 1.8000 0.29059 10 5 2 3
53 Maybe you're right. Maybe I should stop being so pessimistic. 1.8000 0.24944 10 4 4 2
54 Ever since I wrote that bad "Yelp" review I keep thinking they are going to poison my coffee. 1.8000 0.24944 10 4 4 2
55 Yes, I designed this building--but I don't consider it my best work. 1.8000 0.24944 10 4 4 2
56 I think everything's finally falling into place. 1.8000 0.24944 10 4 4 2
57 Have any ideas on how to get out of jury duty next week? 1.8000 0.29059 10 5 2 3
58 Put yourself in my place. 1.8000 0.20000 10 3 6 1
59 There's nothing worse than a cold cup of coffee. 1.8000 0.20000 10 3 6 1
60 So I told her ‘Screw you and your Gypsy curse.’ 1.8000 0.24944 10 4 4 2
61 With the divorce final, I think we can now be friends. 1.7778 0.32394 9 5 1 3
62 God strike me dead if I'm lying 1.7500 0.36596 8 5 0 3
63 Do you have any aspirin? I feel a headache coming on. 1.7500 0.25000 12 6 3 3
64 I'd give anything to not have to go back to work today. 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
65 Son, it's time I told you the secret to life... 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
66 So... how is your day, so far? 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
67 Fred, I'm going to miss these morning coffee breaks. 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
68 Define random. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
69 You'll never believe where I hid all that cash... 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
70 This interview shouldn't take long. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
71 Don't worry, there's no such thing as karma. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
72 I'm going to stop being such a pessimist . 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
73 You'll never guess how much I squeezed out of the contractors on this building. 1.7000 0.21344 10 4 5 1
74 So I said, “Of course I’ll take it as an annuity. “ 1.7000 0.21344 10 4 5 1
75 It was a simple clerical error, Robert. May God strike me dead if I'm not telling the truth. 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
76 Please don't splatter. 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
77 Sorry I took your spot. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
78 Finally, I've quit smoking, drinking and I've started working out. 1.7000 0.21344 10 4 5 1
79 At least I still have my health. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
80 Great food. Lousy atmosphere. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
81 I don't tip 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
82 This writer's block is going to kill me. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
83 Duck? Yeah--It's excellent here. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
84 Is there anything worse than a bad cup of coffee? 1.7000 0.21344 10 4 5 1
85 As you get older you realize that gravity always catches up to you. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
86 Sorry, Ed, but the only way you'll get that raise is over my dead body." 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
87 How much time do we have? 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
88 Can't wait for this day to be over. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
89 Is there anything worse than an auditor breathing down your back? 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
90 New York Life; why do you ask? 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
91 I just wish life were more like cartoons, y'know? 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
92 Did you just call me a brick? 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
93 Life insurance ? 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
94 My wife wants to cement our relationship, whatever that means. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
95 I always sit here. It's my lucky table. 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
96 I've been lucky. I've never experienced writer's block. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
97 An extra coffee break never killed anyone. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
98 Funny. Last week it was a piano. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
99 I'll get the check next time! 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
100 I don't like deconstructionism, and I'll tell you why. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
101 My horoscope said that things are going to start falling my way. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
102 It's the unknown unknowns that I worry about. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
103 I want to make a bucket list. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
104 We may not have to plan that far ahead. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
105 Thirty-two feet per second. Why do you ask? 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
106 Did you ever have one of those days where nothing goes right? 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
107 Seriously, can you think of anything less likely than Donald Trump becoming President? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
108 You ever think about just not going back to work after lunch? 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
109 How much did you tip the waiter? 1.6667 0.16667 9 3 6 0
110 Why should I care about our crumbling infrastructure? 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
111 It can't be a brick. It's always a safe or a piano. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
112 My doctor said I suffer from chicken little syndrome... 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
113 Nothing heavy for me today I think. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
114 What could be worse than President Trump? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
115 Is this a good time to talk about life insurance? 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
116 I feel like things are finally beginning to fall my way. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
117 I've got nothing concrete, but it will come to me. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
118 I'm thinking I need to live more in the moment. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
119 If I don't have my morning coffee I get a splitting headache. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
120 I fired the contractor. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
121 I can honestly say, at this point in my life, there really are no surprises left. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
122 And the crazy thing is, he never knew what hit him. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
123 So here's my 5 year plan... 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
124 Can you believe it ... fired before lunch. How can today get any worse? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
125 I understand the gravity of the situation. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
126 I just have this sense of impending doom. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
127 I don't think it's the other shoe you have to worry about. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
128 Well, so far so good... 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
129 Can you give me a concrete example? 1.6667 0.33333 9 6 0 3
130 I don't think this day could get much worse. Do you? 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
131 You'll never regret going with the lowest bidder. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
132 I signed up on this new reminder app. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
133 If you've got something to say, say it. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
134 Be honest with me. Do I come across as hard headed? 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
135 'Nothing surprises me anymore.' 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
136 My luck is about to change. I can feel it. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
137 Nothing wakes me up like that first cup of coffee. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
138 I call it the Block of Damocles. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
139 Yeah, I’m an organ donor. Why? 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
140 I could wait forever for a great idea to hit me. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
141 Karma's a what? 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
142 You're right. An anvil would be too cliche. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
143 I just feel like I've hit a point in my life where there are no more surprises. Know what I mean? 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
144 Duck? No, I ordered roast beef. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
145 For once, I'm going to pick up the tab. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
146 If you mess with the timeline, the world fixes itself. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
147 I sense some push back from our contractor 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
148 Are you even listening? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
149 I'm worried, I hear the mob is experimenting with drones now. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
150 I'm about to lose my mind. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
151 The hardest part is not knowing whether I'm going to outlive my money. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
152 Actually, he's not too happy about the summer construction job I got him. Why? 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
153 People complain about bad luck, but it's really about their bad choices. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
154 Tip? I've been coming here 10 years, this exact seat - never tipped. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
155 Well, it's time to go. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
156 Of course I have cat-like reflexes. Why'd you ask? 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
157 I'm only a block away 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
158 I'll pick up the check this time. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
159 I'm tired of complaining but, honestly, it seems like it's just one damn thing after another. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
160 Just once I wish you'd let me have the last word 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
161 Just give one single concrete example 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
162 And you said I'm next in line for CEO. Right? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
163 I'm proud to say I got this place built three months ahead of schedule and at thirty-five percent below budget. 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
164 Have you been following the concussion studies from the NFL? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
165 For the first time in my life, I feel like everything is falling into place. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
166 i think my smart watch is broken, it just says duck 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
167 So I take an extra five minutes for lunch. What's the worst that can happen? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
168 Mindfulness allows me to live each day as if it were my last. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
169 You better watch the Reubens, George. Pastrami will kill you. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
170 If I could only have a sign... 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
171 You know that moment when it just hits you? 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
172 I'm being terminated. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
173 For once, give me something concrete. 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
174 the divorce went well, don't you think ? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
175 I finally feel like my luck is about to change ... 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
176 You just never know, do you, Kevin? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
177 You get this one, I'll get the next one . 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
178 Think this will be my last cup. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
179 How much worse could it get? 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
180 It's like I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
181 My portfolio never saw Brazil, Russia, India and China coming. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
182 Don, best not to think about retirement. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
183 Mr Stevens, all I need is a quick signature in case anything unexpected happens. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
184 So, worst case scenario, what do you foresee? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
185 I just wish I had proof of the gravity of the situation. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
186 Relax, this always happens in cartoons! 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
187 You know what your problem is? You always expect the worst. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
188 Last mortgage payment,last alimony payment, yep Jim, things are finally looking up. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
189 It's amazing how quickly they built this place. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
190 ... and that's the truth, may God strike me dead. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
191 A month off would be gift from heaven. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
192 I think they need our table. 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
193 I've always believed everything happens for a reason. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
194 I don't think this day can get any worse. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
195 I never tip here 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
196 No, I'm not worried. Her mason husband is totally clueless. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
197 My wife says I worry too much. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
198 I have faith in the above. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
199 They know me here. I don't even bother to tip anymore. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
200 I have this eerie sense of impending doom 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
201 We were lucky to get a table. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
202 Should I be concerned about my future at the firm? 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
203 As an author, I’ve been lucky. Never suffered from writer’s block. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
204 And then she said, "you'll never see it coming . . ." 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
205 What concussion threat? I'm an owner, not a fullback. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
206 So, after we both sign, you'll be the richest man in town. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
207 I'll get through this, if the roof doesn't cave in. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
208 I just have this feeling of impending doom. 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
209 So, what's the worst that could happen? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
210 You know it's great to be an insurance agent. I'm covered for anything. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
211 So tell me again, what happens at these Freemason meetings? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
212 Is there time for a cappuccino? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
213 Gimme a sec; it's just a mental block. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
214 Where's the Disgruntled Barista Surprise I ordered? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
215 Thanks for treating. I’ll get you next time. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
216 My doctor said I have six months to live. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
217 Cremation. Why do you ask? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
218 First Brenda leaves me, and now the layoff...don't tell me what's next. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
219 Since switching to decaf the headaches have disappeared. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
220 Note: No one was injured during the production of this cartoon caption drawing. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
221 ...and then the medium said that today I would be struck dead by a cinder block and so I avoided the construction by my office building entirely. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
222 Finally, things seem to be falling into place. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
223 Nothing surprises me in New York anymore. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
224 That's it! The meaning of life is . . . 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
225 I feel like I'm just waiting for the next big thing to hit me. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
226 That gluten is going to kill you. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
227 Life's boring. Nothing ever happens to me. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
228 I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
229 Rosebud. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
230 Any ideas why this place is called 'ACME Cafe'? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
231 Can you keep a secret? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
232 And if I'm lying, may God strike me dead. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
233 I’ve started a bucket list. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
234 I'm dying for another cup of coffee. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
235 I really hope something comes my way soon. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
236 So where are we at in our lawsuit against Looney Tunes? 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
237 This is the last time I'm having coffee at this place 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
238 But on a lighter note... 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
239 So I put it all in a deferred annuity which will pay me big bucks when I reach 85. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
240 I built this place. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
241 I hear the women are rumbling about the glass ceiling again. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
242 I don't see how they can block my nomination. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
243 Those sausage biscuits will kill you. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
244 Damocles? Damocles? Wasn't he with Lehman Brothers? 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
245 So, I am still seeing the mason's wife. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
246 Today can't get any worse. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
247 I'm finished. How about you? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
248 ...and not you, or anyone, or any thing is going to stop me... 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
249 You know, sometimes I wonder whether Isaac Newton was actually a genius or just in the right place at the right time. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
250 Either I get a concrete proposal from these guys or I'm out! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
251 Give me a second and it'll hit me. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
252 I'm just going to say this once." 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
253 If the general election is like the primaries, you might as well kill me now. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
254 I'm telling you Jim, I am sick of all the headaches! 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
255 Do you think the chef took it personally? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
256 What? Do I have something on my face? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
257 We should have waited for a booth. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
258 So let me tell you about this horrible day I've had. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
259 I never tip here. Why do you ask? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
260 Yes, you could say I'm hardheaded. Why? 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
261 I take my coffee with one lump. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
262 I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
263 Why, yes, I am wearing clean underwear. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
264 This is much better than the usual takeout. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
265 I'll need time to consider your insurance plan. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
266 It's bad, but just remember it could always be worse. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
267 ... and if I'm lying, may I be struck down from above. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
268 You probably want that to go. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
269 Is something wrong? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
270 I call tails 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
271 We need a blockbuster. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
272 You worry about tomorrow too much. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
273 So, then it hits me out of the blue... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
274 This crick in my neck is killing me! 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
275 I won't take up much of your time. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
276 You're a dreamer, Bill. I need a concrete solution, or you can look for another job. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
277 I have a feeling my luck is about to change. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
278 I'm depressed. Management told me this morning that they are offering me a retirement plan that I can't refuse. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
279 Nice to do business in an actual brick and mortar store. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
280 Do you have any aspirin? 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
281 My luck's gonna change. I can almost feel it. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
282 I'm voting Trump unless I get some kind of concrete evidence not to. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
283 Time for concrete action. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
284 And the blueberry muffins are to die for. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
285 Eating those fast food burgers will kill you. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
286 I feel like writing these online restaurant reviews has finally given me the outlet to find my true voice. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
287 Duck? No, I ordered chicken. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
288 I knew you shouldn't have said that. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
289 So it's basically uber but for construction materials 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
290 For the last time, Felix, look at me when I'm talking to you! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
291 Boy, I wish this day would end already. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
292 Great pitch for a movie, but I need to see stars. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
293 Look's like you're about to own this diner. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
294 Duck? No, I'm leaning toward the chicken. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
295 How come now you are telling me you have been sleeping with my wife? 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
296 Do you have a minute? 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
297 Eight years since the crash and I finally feel like my luck is changing. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
298 Did I mention I made partner? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
299 So. . . are you ready to cement this deal? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
300 Sometimes I get a mental block. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
301 Isaac Newton had it easy. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
302 I always feel like there's a weight on my shoulders 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
303 I think I'll just have to wait for the right idea to hit me. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
304 One last thought... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
305 If all goes well, my accountant says I will be able to retire in five years! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
306 Can I finish my point please? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
307 Good news, my cholesterol is... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
308 You have to be really hardheaded to survive is this business. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
309 I don't know. You think I'm lucky? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
310 What you don't know can't hurt you. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
311 So, what's the BAD news? 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
312 MetLife. Why do you ask? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
313 It's official: I'm retiring next month - while I'm still in good health. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
314 Their overhead is killing their business 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
315 There's really nothing worse than bad coffee. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
316 Remember what Mom used to tell us about wearing clean underwear? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
317 Yes, there are many dangers to being a spy. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
318 You wouldn't believe the kind of day I've had. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
319 And she's constantly making empty threats. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
320 I can be as hard headed as the next man. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
321 So I made an anti-cementic remark. Big deal. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
322 Ten years searching for the Holy Grail of investing, and then it hit me... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
323 Trust me, that is all I'm going to have to say about this. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
324 I tell you, Frank, it hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
325 Do you ever think where you'll be in five years? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
326 Don't say anything- cartoon law says it won't fall on me if I don't look. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
327 It kills me having to work through lunch. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
328 Give me something concrete ! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
329 Dont worry, Lunch is on Me! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
330 I've requested drone delivery for all materials. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
331 I hope I get his office. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
332 What on Earth did you say to that coyote? 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
333 I recommend the duck. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
334 As an actuary, I know all the risks. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
335 ...But I'm sure something will break my way soon. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
336 Nothing more painful than a $7 cup of coffee 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
337 Coffee. What a life-saver! 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
338 I'll tell you man. If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
339 And to think we almost got the table by the kitchen door. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
340 Why the long face? 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
341 I swear that this is the last day I am eating here. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
342 ...so to play it safe, I'm cutting out gluten. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
343 Great! My coffee's cold. Can this day get any worse? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
344 I am not sure that you understand the gravity of the situation. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
345 "Frank, you know what's odd for the first time in my life I've forgotten my rabbits foot". 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
346 My one regret in college. I never got stoned. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
347 Defy the odds—it's what's made me the man I am today! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
348 Should I cash in my 401(k) or not? I need some kind of sign. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
349 I honestly can't imagine things getting much worse... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
350 Not falling for your lame April Fool this year buddy! 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
351 I can't shake this feeling that the other shoe is about to drop. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
352 I wish my luck would change 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
353 Yeah, but I still have these premonitions of doom. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
354 You ever feel like things just hit you out of the blue? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
355 Aetna. Why do you ask? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
356 Think I'll knock off early today. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
357 I got rid of the motorcycle. Too dangerous. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
358 There's nothing I fear more than a Trump presidency, nothing! 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
359 I have closing arguments in the Don Giovanni case today. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
360 May God strike me down if I'm wrong. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
361 Life insurance is for suckers. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
362 The underlying, structural stability of brick and mortar businesses remains strong. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
363 My life feels so predictable of late. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
364 No, the restraining order didn't specifically prohibit contact by drone... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
365 I can't drink coffee. It's bad for my health. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
366 I hate all these Chicken Little predictions! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
367 Once I sign the papers, this whole block is coming down. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
368 So you've never been sick, never worn a seat belt and you don't believe in fate? 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
369 The layoff, my prostrate scare, my wife's affair. Sure glad bad things only come in threes. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
370 I know, I know. It's been there all week. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
371 You signed the check, right? 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
372 You seem distracted 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
373 If you get this lunch I'll get the next. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
374 You're right, I shouldn't worry about it. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
375 I wish Donald Trump were here. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
376 And then it literally hit me... 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
377 Hollow threats don't impress me. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
378 Do you feel a draft? 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
379 - I like your idea but you have to make it more concrete to convince me 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
380 I'm sure it was just a hollow threat. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
381 No, I don't think women will ever break through the glass ceiling. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
382 Don't worry, it isn't a piano this time. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
383 Well, there's always tomorrow. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
384 Well, Bob, looks like I won't have to let you go after all. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
385 This day can only get better after a morning like that. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
386 I just joined the Optimist Club. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
387 The service here has really gone downhill. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
388 I've been thinking that I just might be an atheist. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
389 I ate way too much but it hasn't hit me yet! 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
390 Do you think we need a contingency plan? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
391 So, the Doc says I'm healthy as a horse and I'll live well past 90... 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
392 Did you remember to tip? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
393 Well, I think it's about time for me to go. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
394 My ex-wife highly recommended this place. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
395 What could go wrong? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
396 They have a table time limit. But I've never seen it enforced. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
397 Yes I do believe in karma—why? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
398 "I'll have the Grande Concussion with an extra shot, a splatter of heavy cream, and 2 sugars". 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
399 So then it hit me, like a ... 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
400 There's a subtle difference between a "schlemiel" and a "schlimazel." 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
401 Pay attention, I am not going to repeat myself! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
402 I worked my whole life to get where I am right now 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
403 it looks like the Mexicans have rejected the 1st section of the iconic Trump ordered border wall 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
404 There's nothing worse than lukewarm coffee... 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
405 Any final thoughts? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
406 What are you gonna get? I really don't want anything heavy. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
407 Is everything okay? You seem distracted. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
408 Voodoo Shmoodoo 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
409 Yup, she doubled the policy. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
410 I comfort myself with the fact that I know things can't get any worse. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
411 You never know, you could get hit by a bus 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
412 You know that stuff is going to kill you. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
413 I suppose I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
414 Consolidated Life. Why? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
415 Yes, I'm still writing that exposé on the Masons. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
416 I see a promotion in my future 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
417 After our 40 year friendship, Richard, I'm finally coming out to reveal my true feeling for you. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
418 all this 'no tipping allowed' business, it's just un-American... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
419 Today I decided to start working out. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
420 Why didn't you order something heavy? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
421 No, I don't think Jane knows about the divorce yet. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
422 My coffee's cold and they overcharged me for the bagel. What else could go wrong today? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
423 Made You Look! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
424 It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
425 I can't believe how lucky I am to have pulled off this deal. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
426 You seem preoccupied. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
427 I haven't told anyone, but I'm giving you the promotion... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
428 There's a fly in this coffee. Ugh, my day is ruined! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
429 Let me get the check this time. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
430 So far, it hasn't been a bad day. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
431 Nice try Tom... What is it this time, a cinder block?! 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
432 Can you imagine anything that could possibly be worse than President Trump.... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
433 Trust me: we'll survive the next housing crash. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
434 Gravity? Pssh, it's just a theory! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
435 My wife says I lack 'gravitas.' 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
436 What time you got? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
437 Gravity is not a fact, it's a theory. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
438 You didn't hear it from me, but the person who's been stealing the paper clips is— 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
439 You might want to change your position 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
440 I can't see what else could go wrong. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
441 It'll hit me in a second. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
442 I just came back from my annual check up ..doc says i'll live to be a hundred. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
443 I'm representing the plaintiff in the crane collapse case. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
444 Sorry! I cannot renew your policy. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
445 I just wish something new and exciting would happen to me. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
446 I'm on a crash diet. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
447 I really feel that the contractor appreciated my recommendations. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
448 Have you seen 'Concussion' yet? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
449 One lump please. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
450 Nothing good ever happens before my first cup of coffee. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
451 I know I'm babbling...but really, I'm almost done. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
452 Are you even listening to me at all? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
453 I am testifying on building code violations. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
454 You have more of a chance of being killed by a falling block than by a terrorist. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
455 Yes, your entire case rests on my testimony. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
456 Yes, I take one lump with my tea. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
457 you know, it hasn't quite hit me yet 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
458 Got one of those standing desks. Gonna add years to my life. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
459 No. Why? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
460 I hope you're wearing clean underwear 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
461 ...Zika, and then there's ebola trying to make a comeback. Betty and I like to travel, but I'm staying put where it's safe! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
462 Do you want to know what my horoscope said today? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
463 I feel a migraine coming 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
464 What do you think God will say when he hears I'm voting for Trump? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
465 If God were a woman, I'd be dead by now. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
466 Finally, I get a seat in this joint. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
467 ...interesting question... is there anything super quick to do on my bucket list... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
468 Now, quit interrupting me. 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
469 Location, location, location. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
470 Did I mention I got Hamilton tickets for next week? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
471 In the cement business irony goes over everybody's head. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
472 Yeah, I know about online gourmet meals, but nothing beats the old brick-and-mortar diner. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
473 Construction... and you? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
474 Yeah, I DID leave an 8% tip last time....it's not like they remember stuff like that. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
475 It's not like it's the end of the world. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
476 The great thing is the headaches stopped as soon as I switched to decaff. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
477 They say coffee's actually good for you -- it's the sugar you have to watch out for. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
478 I'm always wondering when the other shoe is going to fall... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
479 Shall I ask for the check? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
480 Oh don't be dramatic, Herb, it's not like the sky is falling. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
481 When was the last time you had a sense of foreboding? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
482 So, tell me something I don't know. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
483 I don't believe in writer's block. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
484 Would you please stay focused, we almost finished. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
485 There is really no good time to tell your best friend you are in love with his wife. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
486 Then she said, "Would it kill you to go out and enjoy yourself for once?" 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
487 It suddenly hit me like a ton of bricks 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
488 For years I searched for the meaning of life. Then it hit me. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
489 $3.25 for coffee? This is the last time I'm ever coming here. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
490 I'm learning to just live in the moment. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
491 Karma?....Really? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
492 Then, out of the blue, it just hits me. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
493 Knock on wood - the divorce has been very amicable so far. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
494 TrI bet there is nothing worse than getting your finger stuck in a plastic lid. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
495 What can happen? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
496 I have always hated "duck." Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
497 I'm out of ideas, Phil. I need something concrete to strike me. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
498 I'm pretty sure she won't be pulling that passive-aggressive stuff with me anymore. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
499 I can't believe that tomorrow is finally my retirement day. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
500 Can you get the check? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
501 So, I told her to drop it. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
502 Did you know my Dad was a mason? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
503 I really want the brisket, but I know I should get the kale. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
504 Whoa....did you just call me a BLOCKHEAD! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
505 I’m telling you, I can’t think of anything more devastating than Writer’s Block... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
506 I mean it. I really don't see how this day could get any worse. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
507 Something, anything, to break the routine. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
508 I'm really just looking for some concrete results. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
509 Guess I'll get the bill. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
510 My headache is finally gone! 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
511 I need much more than pennies from heaven! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
512 You wouldn't believe what my horoscope said today. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
513 I'm predicting a major crash. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
514 No, I don't believe in karma. Why? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
515 You have to listen because I am not going to repeat myself. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
516 Do you think I should up my life insurance? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
517 ...And I told her, honey, just trust my 6th sense about these things...it'll all be fine. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
518 What did you say? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
519 Okay, I'll give you a concrete example. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
520 MetLife. Why do.....? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
521 Enough about my problems. How are you? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
522 I need this new job like a need a hole in my head. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
523 I wouldn't wait on the cream and sugar if I were you. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
524 I have term life. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
525 She says I don't understand 'dramatic irony.' 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
526 Is it too late now to say sorry? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
527 "What I'm about to tell you may save your life."$ 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
528 I don't know ... things just come to me. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
529 After the way this year's stock market started, I don't think anything could surprise me! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
530 Baristas are always so judgmental. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
531 I think I'll order the Chicken Little 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
532 Lately, I've felt like I'm always the last one to know. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
533 Things are finally looking' up for me Dave. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
534 And then it hit me. It was like... 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
535 I'm finally happy, you know? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
536 My psychiatrist says I'm blocking too much. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
537 Don't worry, I'm very aware of the current situation. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
538 I was thinking, maybe I just won't go back to the office later. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
539 Good news. I got my cholesterol down below 200. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
540 You know, I really do think America could be great again 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
541 All science is just theory. Take gravity for instance . . . 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
542 Are you using "brick" figuratively? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
543 Karma schmarma. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
544 But you mean "cinder block" metaphorically though, right? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
545 Eat'n that stuff will kill you someday. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
546 Simile. Metaphor would be 'like a ton of bricks.' 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
547 I'm still waiting for my fifteen minutes of fame. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
548 No point worrying about what might happen. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
549 So when do I get my 15 minutes of fame? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
550 I swear, there's nothing worse than a lid that doesn't quite fit. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
551 So I said, "Like I'm supposed to walk all the way around the ladder?" 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
552 What say we skip dessert? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
553 Do you ever feel like your world is just falling apart? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
554 I don't believe in gravity. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
555 Ever get that 'Today's not my day' feeling? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
556 Things have been going well, can't complain. How about you? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
557 I've always been more of a lego man. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
558 You have a point, Fred, but we need to think long term. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
559 That stuff will kill ya, Chuck. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
560 You're right, life sucks and then you die. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
561 Before I can act on this I will need something more concrete. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
562 Weird. My wife said it felt like her lucky day this morning. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
563 I feel great. Today is the first day of the rest of my life! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
564 I mean, this day just can't get any worse. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
565 I wish I could stop seeing her 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
566 It'll hit me in a moment. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
567 I'm not sure if my ex-wife is happy with her settlement. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
568 Seriously, I'm having some kind of block. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
569 I take mine with one lump. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
570 I'm not leaving a tip. Karma shmarma. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
571 I think we've covered it all. Good meeting. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
572 Nothing ever changes 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
573 No, I don't believe in insurance. Why? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
574 You wouldn't believe the headache I woke up with this morning. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
575 Today's Special...Squash? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
576 Of course I'll sign. What's the hurry? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
577 I don't get it. I thought he said the Kenyan blend had a hard finish. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
578 Could this day get any worse? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
579 I've finally made my peace with the man upstairs. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
580 I need concrete proof. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
581 And she just rags on and on with karma this, karma that... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
582 I asked for crushed ice in my drink. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
583 I'll believe in 'climate change' when something concrete happens. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
584 Solutions usually just hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
585 What dou you mean the future isn't bright? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
586 Yes, I did order the duck. You don't need to yell about it. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
587 The thing is, people never think about infrastructure until it impacts them directly. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
588 Do you have an aspirin, I feel a splitting headache coming on. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
589 I wanted your input because you are always seeing things before other people do. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
590 Did I tell you I finally paid off my student loans? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
591 She seemed happy with the terms of the divorce. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
592 No, I don't give much thought to "what ifs?" 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
593 The odds of Trump becoming president are about the same as. . . 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
594 Don't worry about the check 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
595 Let me get the check. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
596 So I said "Curse away you old witch..." 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
597 My wife dreams of being the person-of -interest on Dateline. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
598 Is there something you aren't telling me? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
599 You might want to seriously consider taking the rest of the afternoon off. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
600 Jim, I'm not falling for your 'made you look' game again. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
601 I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
602 Nothing surprises me any more, Jim. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
603 I'm getting sick and tired of all those global warming 'Chicken Little' forecasts. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
604 Quick, smell the coffee! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
605 If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to live in the moment. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
606 Do you think I'm too pessimistic? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
607 Could you ever see yourself having my job? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
608 I have to tell someone. I voted for Trump. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
609 Yes, my life insurance premiums are paid up. Why? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
610 I wouldn't worry about your diet. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
611 Carla took it surprisingly well when I said I was leaving her. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
612 yeah...well my plate is clean for the rest of today... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
613 There's only one thing my insurance doesn't cover. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
614 This time it's on me, kid. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
615 I heard that one of us is getting downsized 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
616 And this latte was half price. Must be my lucky day. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
617 You don't want to know what a day I had ... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
618 I think they misunderstood your dessert order.... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
619 What, like another cup of coffee's gonna kill me? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
620 Everyone thinks I’m paranoid. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
621 If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me down right now. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
622 Not a feeling, Larry. It's more like a premonition... 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
623 No, things are not looking up. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
624 My Accidental Death and Disability insurance just lapsed. Do you know a good agent? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
625 I stole the church collection cup to pay for our lunch. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
626 So I told her, I don't believe in curses. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
627 Nothing could make this day worse for me. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
628 Sometimes you're just sitting there innocently and a brick falls on your head... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
629 The sky is falling? Geez, next thing you'll say my cup is half empty. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
630 OK. The ten million bucks is hidden in . . . 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
631 So you really didn't mind my getting the promotion? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
632 I've finally shaken my fear of impending doom. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
633 I was just sitting there, and then that's when it hit me... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
634 I wonder why they call it the 'chicken little' soup... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
635 I need something more concrete than just "a sign." 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
636 Anyway -- you'll never guess what happened next. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
637 Some people need to be hit with a ton of bricks before they realize their New Yorker cartoon captions just aren't funny. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
638 Then she said, 'I believe you'. How lucky is that? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
639 You know that stuff will kill ya. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
640 I'm headed for the graveyard shift 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
641 I'm not worried about me but Peggy is going to be crushed. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
642 I know Edith would want me to remarry and be happy. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
643 What were you saying about tomorrow? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
644 You wouldn't believe the week I've had Tom. It just never ends! 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
645 So my doctor told me I can't keep eating red meat. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
646 Don't worry, this one's on me. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
647 I eat sensibly, I don't smoke or drink, and I have the blood pressure and metabolism of a teen-ager. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
648 I'm not seeing any signs of a crash. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
649 I just feel I need something more concrete 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
650 I think the worse is probably over. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
651 Knock knock. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
652 I guess I'll sleep when I'm dead. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
653 I never tip for coffee. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
654 So my last boyfriend designed this place. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
655 Things couldn't be better, thanks. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
656 I need something concrete. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
657 Infrastructure, Shminfrastructure!! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
658 No, I never get writer's block. Why do you ask? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
659 What will it take that you adhere to our safety standards? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
660 Maybe, but now is the time to lean back! 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
661 I just signed my divorce papers, and boy do I feel free. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
662 No. I don't believe in Karma. Why do you ask? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
663 These Karma Koffee baristas never give me the number of lumps I request. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
664 36 years and I'm finally retiring. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
665 I think my ex-wife is out to get me. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
666 I was just fired , now what? 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
667 Hang on...it'll hit me any second now. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
668 By the way, why did we trade places today? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
669 I mean, it was like it came out of nowhere. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
670 Then after the longest time, all of a sudden it hit me... 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
671 A will, no why? 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
672 That's the last time I'm ordering a kale salad. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
673 Some days you just wake up feeling invincible. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
674 I think my ex is finally letting go of her anger. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
675 I told her voo-doo is nonsense. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
676 Well, I do feel your pending sense of doom has some validity. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
677 When haven't I kept my head under pressure! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
678 I have long term insurance, why? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
679 I can't think of one thing that would make me vote for Trump. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
680 I think it could be a blockbuster. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
681 And then I said, 'A mediated divorce? I don't think so.' 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
682 A term policy through work. Why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
683 Insurance?Why? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
684 You say Trump engages in shoddy construction practices - well, I say where's the proof? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
685 Last night was a hell of a night. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
686 Thanks for asking.......I think my divorce is proceeding quite amicably. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
687 Honest George, I can't shake this feeling of impending doom. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
688 I'll leave the abstract philosophizing to you Ted, I deal in concrete ideas. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
689 This writer's block is killing me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
690 It could be worse... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
691 They raised the premium on my life insurance policy, so l canceled it. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
692 Whatever I got, this chai tea should knock it out. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
693 Only three days until my retirement portfolio matures. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
694 Things are really falling into place 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
695 I heard this place is known for its flat white. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
696 Got good news from the Doctor this morning 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
697 First, the wife left me. Next, the dog died. Then... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
698 I'm suffering writer's block. Man, what can be worse than writer's block? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
699 I think we are getting a gentle hint to vacate the table! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
700 I think we've reached our free refill limit. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
701 Shouldn't we both be concerned about overhead? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
702 Cancel my order. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
703 I don’t believe in tipping. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
704 Actually, our research shows football is no more dangerous than drinking coffee in a diner. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
705 I just got fired. What worse could happen? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
706 Tell me, how could things possibly get any worse? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
707 Writer's block may be the least of your worries. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
708 Fred was discussing his writers block with his editor when it suddenly hit him. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
709 This presentation really just needs something concrete, you know? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
710 I'm sorry, I know I can be a block head sometimes.... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
711 My cosmetic surgery went well. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
712 I should be so lucky 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
713 Life is shorter than you think. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
714 And the last thing I want to say is ... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
715 My goal is to become a talking head at the network 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
716 You don't always have to mimic me when I say things are starting to look up! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
717 Sorry. I'm having another mental block. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
718 And I told that Fortune Teller that I wasn't going to pay her because it was imposs.... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
719 Is it possible to let bygones be bygones? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
720 I hate it when people say, "It hit me like a ton of bricks." It's insensitive to people who actually get hit with a ton of bricks. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
721 Without morning coffee I wouldn't last the day. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
722 Oh, about 10,000 to 1, why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
723 Grow up...Karma is for losers 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
724 I don’t believe in luck. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
725 Please hold that thought. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
726 Have you ever experienced writers block.? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
727 Good ideas don't just drop out of the sky. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
728 I ordered the chef's surprise whatever that is. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
729 Wait. It'll come to me in a second. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
730 No, I don't think a little coffee is going to kill you. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
731 If I don't get that promotion, I'll be crushed. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
732 My work has just been weighing so heavily on me lately. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
733 How gullible do you think I am, John? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
734 I'm sorry Bill, there's just no openings right now at the firm 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
735 They say I'm a concrete thinker. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
736 Unfortunately, all you have is circumstantial evidence. If something concrete appears, let me know. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
737 I hear their coffee packs quite a wallop. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
738 No more coffee for me. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
739 What do you mean one lump or two? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
740 I'm really feeling groggy today, I hope this coffee gives me a jolt. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
741 Do you feel a breeze? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
742 Yes, Obama Care. Why? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
743 So I said to the construction worker, "Can't you hurry this job up?" 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
744 You seem distracted. What's up? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
745 I must reveal this horrible secret about your 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
746 I must stop playing Tetris 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
747 she just blocked me on "Cinder" 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
748 I finally met Tabitha's parents. Her mom's a teacher and her dad's a mason. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
749 I'm an actuary. Why do you ask? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
750 then I told her she needed to let go of what was weighing on her mind... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
751 I'm having the Special 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
752 I'm telling you, industrial chic is the next big thing in restaurant design. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
753 Do you know what's ironic? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
754 All those burgers you eat will kill you. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
755 Stanley, you're not paying attention. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
756 One more wouldn't hurt 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
757 Did you order the 'Chicken Little' pie? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
758 Lousy Horoscope this morning. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to stop that nonsense. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
759 Short term, I'm bullish. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
760 I'll get the next one. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
761 Something's coming, I don't know what it is, but it is... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
762 Things are gonna get worse before they get better. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
763 My schedule the rest of the afternoon ? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
764 What do you think of the implications of quantum mechanics? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
765 I think we can save on construction costs by cutting back on hard hats 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
766 To be honest, Phil, things just haven't been going my way lately. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
767 Is that an Acme brick? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
768 What do you mean I should have ordered something lighter? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
769 Anything else, my time's about up on the meter? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
770 Hey Joe. You know that brilliant idea of yours? I took credit for it with the boss, and I'm getting a raise. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
771 He's gonna make America great again. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
772 I just feel this great weight coming down on me 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
773 Yea, I'm short sellin ACME. Why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
774 I just wish something would hit me that could change my life. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
775 Yeah, but moving is such a headache. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
776 Wow, he was right... Today really is his last day at work. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
777 Let’s skip any more talk about insurance and just enjoy the meal. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
778 I'm torn between the tuna melt and the BLT. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
779 The hazelnut's extra but hey, life is short. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
780 It looks like I've got the check. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
781 I'd like to drop another ten pounds. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
782 Free refills? Must be my lucky day! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
783 Hate to say this, but I think that's a bug in your coffee. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
784 "I know what you're thinking Fred,.....they'll never listen to a word I'm about to say at this afternoon's meeting". 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
785 I finally feel that things are about to start going my way. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
786 I'm more of a Big Idea guy than a concrete thinker. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
787 You know, I sometimes wonder where I'll be in 20 years. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
788 Maybe I shouldn't have catcalled that construction worker 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
789 How would you rate the ambiance? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
790 Do we have time for dessert? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
791 New York Life......why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
792 Did you hear the fat lady sing? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
793 I've got the best insider trading tip ever.... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
794 Sometimes I feel like a character in a roadrunner cartoon. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
795 Hey. You Know How Sometimes Things Just Fall In Your Lap? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
796 So then she says, "Something really bad is going to happen to you today." 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
797 I'm changing my will tomorrow and leaving everything to you. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
798 So I just wanted to give you a heads up on what's gonna go down, Murray. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
799 You ever get the feeling that it's just one of those days? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
800 So you say you broke a mirror this morning? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
801 I violated my non-disclosure agreement. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
802 Will? Why would I need a will? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
803 There is nothing that you, or anybody else could say, that could stop me from voting for Donald Trump! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
804 Chicken Little didn't have a clue. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
805 We've come up with some preliminary ideas, but nothing concrete, yet. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
806 My motto is, live every day as if it's your last. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
807 And after all that, I won the lottery. Isn't it ironic? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
808 Those global warming idiots are like chicken little! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
809 A reality television personality as president; not in my lifetime. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
810 You know…I think I feel a headache coming on. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
811 I got this feeling, Ted, that my life is starting to turn around. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
812 May the ceiling fall on me if this isn't a great deal! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
813 Well, one thing I'M sure of . . . . 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
814 I'm waiting for the payoff, but it's still up in the air. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
815 You wouldn't believe my luck lately. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
816 My wife claims that she put a hex on me. Rubbish! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
817 I forgot to mention, I sign the life insurance papers tomorrow. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
818 I have a feeling my overhead will drop significantly... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
819 Do you think the April Fools pranks are getting out of hand this year? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
820 Frankly, I find the media's continual 'sky is falling' mentality tiresome. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
821 I'm no blockhead, Trump would make a great President. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
822 These construction delays are killin' me. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
823 God swiped left. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
824 My doctor says all I have to do is watch my calories. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
825 How did it happen? I don't know....I was just having a cup of coffee, minding my own business, and suddenly it hit me. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
826 I feel like things are finally looking up. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
827 My LDL is a little high. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
828 I think we should have made that coffee to go 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
829 Doctor said I may even become a centenarian. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
830 Ever feel like something bad is about to happen? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
831 You're right! Life is not fair! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
832 Honestly, I've just been sitting around waiting for something to hit me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
833 Duck! Ah, too bad...share your coffee? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
834 I'm happy with my job... I've been promoted senior risk analyst. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
835 I just don't see any reason to look up. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
836 Life is short, you know? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
837 I hear the company's just about to start making cuts. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
838 All morning I've felt this headache coming on. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
839 I can't seem to shake this writers block. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
840 I may have to rethink my position. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
841 Sure stock process are down, but how bad can it get? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
842 Should we look at the dessert menu? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
843 What a day, I keep waiting for a brick to fall on me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
844 Being agnostic just means that I don't worry so much anymore. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
845 So you're not laying me off, after all? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
846 Would it hurt to ask for one concrete solution to my problems? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
847 Like you always say, "Today's the first day of the rest of my life." 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
848 My wife says it's risky to drink from a styrofoam cup. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
849 This one's on you!! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
850 So I told her, 'Here's a tip, honey. Get a real job.' 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
851 Gosh, your horoscope was bang on. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
852 Rest assured, there's no such thing as karma. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
853 You blockhead! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
854 Who knew the Road Runner Diner would be so realistic? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
855 I've got an interview with a Fortune 500 headhunter. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
856 They take it personal if you don't leave a big enough tip 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
857 ...so she asked me, "One lump or two?" 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
858 You getting the chicken little salad sandwich too? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
859 My insurance company? New England Life of course. Why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
860 So I told him that I have done some thinking and I don't need a life insurance... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
861 I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about Karma! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
862 My horoscope told me to expect a big change in life. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
863 How about hitting me with something a little more concrete? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
864 And then this jerk from accounting said, "Live every day like it was your last." 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
865 That's when it hit me. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
866 I feel as if life is passing me by. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
867 Decaf--just my luck! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
868 I believe you make your own luck. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
869 You never know, maybe I'll win the lottery. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
870 Sometimes diet and exercise just isn't enough. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
871 I don't get "interesting" surprises. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
872 If I'm lying, I'm dying! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
873 Why wouldn't I need to worry about my vacation plans? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
874 I'm afraid we are out of time. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
875 Any new ideas on ways to test the new NFL concussion protocols? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
876 Just coffee? I was hoping for something stronger. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
877 I'm just glad I got my cholesterol under control. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
878 Think I'll skip dessert. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
879 I feel like it just hasn't hit me yet. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
880 I can feel it, something big is coming. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
881 I hope this is just Tetris starting again. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
882 So then, suddenly, it hits me! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
883 What's a four letter word for karma? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
884 Can we work cooperatively with this union? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
885 Calm down, Bill 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
886 Someone ought to do something about this coffee 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
887 Do you think we should worry about Zika virus? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
888 Where the hell is that lousy waitress? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
889 I've got a really good feeling about today. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
890 The ad said this coffee would knock you out but I don't agree. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
891 Good news! I think my stocks have bottomed out and are finally going up. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
892 Some people won't accept the truth unless it falls on their head like a brick from above. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
893 I'll buy lunch today. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
894 Brick & mortar just isn't relevant anymore. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
895 I think I'll take another lump. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
896 You know that feeling, like you're just waiting for the other shoe to drop? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
897 This is one of those days when you have to wonder what the hell else can go wrong? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
898 It's true; I always have to have the last word. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
899 I ordered the little chicken sandwich. Why? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
900 Don't look up. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
901 So far the divorce has been surprisingly civil. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
902 I haven't told anybody, but I'm making you a partner in the firm... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
903 So, is that your final offer? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
904 It's not my fault I was born lucky. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
905 I hope we get our food soon. I don't have much time." 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
906 It's about to get much worse my friend. Much worse!! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
907 But the most hurtful part was being accused of lacking judgment. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
908 Well, yes, but my feeling of impending doom seems something other than just political. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
909 I'd get that coffee to go... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
910 ...So after two disastrous marriages, my job being terminated and the BMW being totaled, I think I'm finally out of the woods... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
911 I don't think you understand the gravity of my situation. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
912 I think the worst is over. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
913 For my inspection I'm giving this coffee shop a perfect rating for cleanliness and safety. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
914 Are they checking us or the lattes? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
915 I had this mind block, and then it hit me... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
916 So I told him, 'At least I'm not a construction worker...' 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
917 Their triple caffeine blend is guaranteed to keep you alert and awake. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
918 This should help me wake up. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
919 Hey buddy...nevermind 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
920 I hear this place wasn't supposed to open until tomorrow. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
921 Strike me dead if I'm lying! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
922 I think I can offer you some concrete advice. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
923 I just couldn’t come up with a caption. And then it hits me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
924 You move! I'm perfectly comfortable. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
925 I guess there're worse things than writers block. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
926 My success is a function of talent and hard work. I don't believe in luck. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
927 So I asked myself, what's the worst that could happen? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
928 I don't think you fully grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
929 I'd hate to have something like that hanging over my head. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
930 Okay, I will purchase life insurance. Just please stop with the suggestive morbid stories. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
931 Do you ever get the feeling something bad is about to happen? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
932 You know that cookie will kill you, don't you ? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
933 My doctor says caffeine will kill me. I think he's wrong. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
934 Cinder-fella 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
935 Wait for it..... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
936 Any last words? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
937 I'm just in a really good place right now. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
938 I should leave a big tip, shouldn't I... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
939 I'm gonna make partner if it's the last thing I 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
940 I'm dead certain. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
941 The gods are mad at us. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
942 I'm thinking of leaving the firm. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
943 ...but I do feel there is a correction coming 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
944 Oh no, it's back. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
945 Can I borrow 20 bucks? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
946 I told her I don't believe in karma! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
947 I've never felt quite this alive before. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
948 Every now and then, I get a mental block. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
949 The latte here is to die for. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
950 Do you ever feel like you can sense a headache before it happens? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
951 ... and then it hit me. We need to be more reactive. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
952 Speaking concretely . . . 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
953 I wrote a poem about the lightness of being, do you want to hear it? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
954 The silver lining -- it's not a ton of bricks. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
955 May God drop a cinderblock on my head if I am lying. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
956 These estimates look promising, but I'm going to need something concrete. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
957 If I am lying then let God strike me dead! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
958 Duck! What duck? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
959 IT'S ALL ABOUT MANAGING DOWNSIDE RISK. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
960 Hah! My horoscope says “Avoid coffee today.” 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
961 I hate when they give me an extra lump 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
962 What's with the look, John? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
963 Son, you may be my only heir,but you can't take over until you've learned to cut construction costs the way I have. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
964 Could you at least look at me when I'm talking to you? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
965 Things have really fallen off around here. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
966 But you would tell me, right? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
967 Yes I did say the food here is to die for. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
968 I just need a sign 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
969 Last week was a headache, but now I'm looking at the upside. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
970 My luck's finally changing. I think I'll bu.... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
971 Is there anything else I can show you to convince you to buy this insurance policy? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
972 Speaking of writer's block... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
973 my astrologer cancelled my appointment. I thought they were like therapists, they never really say 'you don't need me anymore'. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
974 I think the management welcomed my criticism of the macchiato. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
975 Did you know this place is closing? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
976 I've never felt better in my life, why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
977 So as I was saying about Murphy's law... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
978 Yea, yea, Chicken Little. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
979 According to my horoscope, I should expect a windfall. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
980 So the bomb exploded but, luckily, I was unscathed. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
981 My cholesterol has improved. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
982 Let me explain why your contract with the mob is non-binding. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
983 My wife says I should be more optimistic. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
984 Maybe just summarize, instead. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
985 I don't know, I'm feeling blocked. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
986 The pastries here are to die for. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
987 And then I said to her, Cogito ergo sum. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
988 Oh, you know, tomorrow is another day! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
989 It's incredible. I've finally learned to live in the moment. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
990 Did you ever get THAT feeling? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
991 See mints? What mints? I don't see any mints... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
992 When will the renovations be done? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
993 Stocks are dropping, bonds are dropping- 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
994 So I recently decided to stop making my alimony payments. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
995 I think we should take the long view. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
996 ...and then, it finally hit me... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
997 Stop with your paranoia, cinder blocks are not falling from the sky! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
998 I just feel something's not right. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
999 I don't know what I'm afraid of. Flying is safer than driving . . . 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1000 Life is so unpredictable, isn't it? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1001 Heads up, Tom. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1002 Deadlines are a killer. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1003 At least it's not an anvil. That's so cliché. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1004 I just have a feeling something big is coming my way...you know? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1005 Trust me. Life insurance is a sucker's bet. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1006 What a week! Scratched the car, couldn't sleep . . . 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1007 Don't bother, I'll get the check. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1008 Real quick, Steve – what’s your garage code? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1009 Coffee's cold. I won't be coming here again. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1010 I have planned for every eventuality. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1011 Your turn to buy lunch, or mine? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1012 You forgot to knock on wood. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1013 You won't believe what happened to me last night. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1014 I'm starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1015 Decaf! Can this day get any worse? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1016 I snuck in 22oz soda 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1017 Sugar? One brick or two? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1018 You know, I think I've finally discovered the meaning of life. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1019 Would you mind trading seats? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1020 Heads up, is so cliché. It's really unfortunate I don't have more time to think of something better. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1021 I feel a writer's block coming over me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1022 It's all about knowing when the next big thing is gonna hit. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1023 ... and I have no overhead. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1024 I mean, what's the rush? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1025 Why do you ask? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1026 That's going to ruin this interview. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1027 Then he called me a blockhead. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1028 Whew...I can't wait for this week to be over... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1029 ... and I told that fortune-telling mason to go **** himself. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1030 I don’t care what you’re trying to say, it’s rude to talk with your mouth full. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1031 Still think I'm paranoid? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1032 The last thing we need is more government safety regulations. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1033 32 feet per second per second. Why? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1034 Sure, we can talk safely here. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1035 It's no secret. I take everyday as it comes. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1036 Since I met Joanne, my luck has changed completely 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1037 I don't think this week could get any worse. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1038 You think I should play the lottery today? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1039 I wonder why the Board of Health only rates this place as a "C"? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1040 Another brick on the fall. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1041 I just know my luck's gonna change soon. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1042 Today has been one of those days. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1043 Brink and mortar businesses will figh back 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1044 Hey, did you ask for one or two lumps in your coffee? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1045 And if that's not the truth, may God ... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1046 I feel like a breakthrough is coming. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1047 And after I confessed to her, it was as if a huge weight came off of my shoulders! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1048 I said Tinder not Cinder. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1049 This place doesn't knock me out. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1050 Why did you want to switch seats? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1051 And this idea hit me, like a ton of bricks. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1052 I wouldn't exactly call it being between a rock and a hard place. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1053 Ugh -- decaf. Now I'm gonna have a headache all day. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1054 So, stay with me on this, there was this light, this tunnel, this oncoming train ... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
1055 Do you ever wonder what changes you would make to your life if you knew the exact date and time of your death? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1056 Yes, I remember. I asked for one lump. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1057 Karma's a bitch... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
1058 Do you believe in second chances? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1059 So I says, "I get it, you're mad - you don't have to hit me over the head with a brick." 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1060 So, how do you like the Karma Cafe? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
1061 The NFL is right. How do you really know if you got a concussion? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1062 Well you can't say you didn't see it coming. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1063 Actually, Bob, it's not going to be a shoe. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
1064 I'm dumb struck by your observation. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1065 I just don't see the need for that long term care coverage. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1066 I sense something big is about to hit. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1067 No, I have nothing planned for tomorrow. Why do you ask? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1068 My beneficiary...why do you ask? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1069 I thought it would be a shoe. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1070 Smashing idea! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1071 I've had better days. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1072 I never seem to finish anything. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1073 Did you know that UPS has started testing Delivery Drones for its deliveries to Construction Sites? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1074 Finally blocked all those emails I was getting from the church of irony. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1075 Fred I just can't shake the feeling of doom 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1076 Sorry, what did you just say about the duck. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1077 I just need something concrete, ya know? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1078 It's all about location and timing. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1079 Someone broke the glass ceiling again. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1080 Real quickly, any other ideas? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1081 You know what turning 50 is like? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1082 I'm too old to benefit from infrastructure improvements. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1083 This little place deserves more publicity. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1084 Uh oh, what fresh hell is this? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1085 What do you mean by "Cinder Block of Damocles?' 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1086 I've finally licked those nagging headaches. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1087 Then again, it's not the end of the world. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1088 I think it's time to reassess your position. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1089 It's been a great week so far. And you? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1090 The waiters here seem a little chippy. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1091 My dumb wife says supporting Trump will give me bad karma. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1092 This industrial vibe is a little risky. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1093 I'm not a praying man, but this morning I was so down I asked for a sign from above. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1094 Pass the mortar. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1095 And then the worst thing happened. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1096 I'm telling you, if there's another block in this deal, I'm dead. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1097 I wonder why the waitress had to "go upstairs" for artisanal, vegan, non-GMO, organic, non-diary creamer? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1098 I'm terribly worried about rising sea levels. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1099 I'm telling you Harry, there really is a secret cabal of all powerful elitists inflating the price of bricks and mortar for their own nefarious gains... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1100 No, not writer's block, I think it's something else. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1101 Coffee always cures my headaches. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1102 So much about you. Let me tell you about my recent string of bad luck. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1103 I don't care what my doctor says, eating fast food is safe. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1104 You're right, I need to stop worrying and start living. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1105 "Do you think it's risky if I blow off the block party? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1106 I'm just saying - those biscuits will kill you. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1107 I've had such good luck today, I should head right to the casino. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1108 You know Steve, suing Acme Corporation is one thing, but joining Mr. Coyote as a defendant is just asking for trouble. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1109 You know, this maybe the last time..... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1110 If I were you, I would skip dessert. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1111 What about my writer’s block? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1112 So I told her just to cancel my life insurance since I work in an office. What could happen to me? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1113 I switched to orange juice. Caffeine was giving me a headache. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1114 At this point nothing would surprise me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1115 I'm looking for something more concrete. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1116 My investments are up, my cholesterol is down... things are starting to fall into place. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1117 I think the hospital is one block away! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1118 Frankly, I get a headache every time we meet. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1119 The main stream media are a bunch of Chicken Littles. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1120 He said “karma” like I should know what it means. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1121 I'm telling you, there's no such thing as fate. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1122 I guess I'm stuck with the bill... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1123 Did your chair have an X on it, too? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1124 I wish there was a way to guarantee that I don't outlive my retirement savings. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1125 So the cement union's not happy, how's that going to affect me personally? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1126 Why would you ask if I have life insurance? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1127 Uh oh, I think the time's run out on my parking meter! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1128 I had the weirdest dream last night 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1129 So I tell the kid, You create your own luck. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1130 This time I ordered it with crushed ice. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1131 Well yes, I have heard that the market is falling; but what has that to do with dailylife? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1132 I'm worried--my dog died, my wife left me and they say bad things happen in threes. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1133 Good to take a break from the city's chaos. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1134 I was the building inspector in this town, long time ago. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1135 So I get fired, and then my wife leaves me. Could this day get any worse? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1136 Righto! Now we just wait for the other shoe to drop. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1137 This story could be a block buster. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1138 Sales are down, but its not like the roofs caving in 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1139 You know that artificial sweetener will kill ya. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1140 Let me see now, is it an anvil, or a book, or a toaster? I dunno, maybe I should just say 'Look out!' 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1141 I'm convinced the link between caffeine and headaches is inconclusive. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1142 My note says to be more obser.... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1143 I always say, "eat less, live longer." 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1144 Check, please. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1145 This is why I only drink decaf. Caffeine hits me like a brick. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1146 I've got the check, Doug. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1147 Why do you want to submit my proposal at the next staff meeting? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1148 So nothing from her lawyer? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1149 Well, maybe not a ton, but at least one would have to hit me before I vote for that slob. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1150 I wish there were a way to block everything out of my head. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1151 'Ahhhh....you know what Bob, I'll get the check next time' 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1152 So, David, I've decided to put you back in my will. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1153 Don't you know that stuff will kill you? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
1154 Don't worry so much, Sid; it'll never happen. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1155 Why yes, I do have a bottle of Advil on me. Why do you ask? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1156 It's now or never. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1157 So, your advice would be to sell immediately. Really? You sure? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1158 So you DON'T think now is a good time to sell? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1159 I know...but I'm pretty sure if I ignore it, it'll just disappear. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1160 The idea hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1161 May God strike me dead. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1162 I've gotten rid of a millstone around my neck. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1163 But then I topped her with 'Action speaks louder than words.' 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1164 Im a regular here 12 years and even I dont know why its called The Brick 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1165 If the coffee doesn't wake you up, this place has something stronger that will do the job. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1166 You mean that figuratively, of course. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1167 Suddenly, it hit me like... . 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1168 Enough theory; I'd prefer a concrete suggestion. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1169 I can't think of anything, I just need something to hit me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1170 I've no idea, but I'll know when it hits me 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1171 Are you ready for a heavy lunch? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1172 I really think term life insurance is the best for me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1173 it's a foreboding i can't seem to block 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1174 And that's why I've always been really lucky in life. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1175 Today couldn't get any worse. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1176 I'm working on my writer's block. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1177 Well, I won't keep you. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1178 Er, lean in? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1179 How dare you call me blockhead. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1180 Overhead is killing us. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1181 So he says, 'This isn't the last the Acme Corporation will hear of me!' and storms out. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1182 I don't know...I just keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1183 It's like this foreboding sense of doom. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1184 You know, there's something that's been weighing on my mind... . 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1185 May the lord strike me dead if I'm lying. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1186 I'm blocking on the name, but it'll come to me. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1187 We're developing the air rights. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1188 I wish now that I had splurged on a donut. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1189 Nah, a light bulb isn't pragmatic. It isn't achievable. At least with a cinder block, you know what you're getting. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1190 The cab missed me by inches 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1191 As a lawyer, I may not have been completely honest but let him that is without sin cast the first stone. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1192 I am looking up. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1193 I don't know how this day can get any worse. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1194 Of course no one else knows this, but... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1195 You're right, things are really starting to look up. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1196 Why are you always such a pessimist? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1197 Lunch is getting pretty boring... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1198 I don't believe in Karma... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1199 No, not cement. I'm pretty sure it's called a concrete block. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1200 They overcharged for the banana nut bread ... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1201 You no longer need to worry about the market crashing. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1202 My analyst tells me that I need to change my "Chicken Little" view of the world. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
1203 So, we pay children fifteen cents a day to work there. How could that possibly hurt me? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1204 You're the last person who should be giving me a 'Heads up.' 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1205 I can't believe you use artificial sweetener. That stuff will kill you. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1206 The divorce is final, I've moved into a great two bedroom, and I just got a promotion. You know, I finally feel like things are falling my way. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1207 The last supper. That's an odd name for a restaurant, right? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1208 I changed my mind. Let's take it to go. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1209 I keep getting these headaches. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1210 One lump will do. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
1211 I mean, what else could possibly go wrong? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1212 It's tea. Coffee gives me a headache. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1213 Goodbye Frank. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1214 Remember when you said yesterday was the worst day ever? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1215 My wife is still experimentong with new methods of getting my attention. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1216 John, this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1217 A blessing on your head mazal tov, mazal tov! A brick falling on your head, mazal tov, mazal tov! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1218 We should have left a tip last time. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1219 My philosophy has always been to expect the unexpected 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1220 Let me think about that for a minute. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1221 Tom celebrates his court victory over the Masons' union. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1222 Nothing literally ever happens to me. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1223 Do you ever have those days, when the whole world seems to coming down around you. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1224 Can you repeat that slowly so I can understand you? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1225 You ever get the feeling the world is closing in on you. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1226 ...and that's why I'm an atheist. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1227 Amazing how a great cup of coffee can brighten your whole outlook. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1228 My therapist says I'm a fatalist. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1229 I keep telling her I'm overinsured. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1230 I hate it when I don't have your full attention. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1231 Yeah. When your name is Damocles, things like this just tend to happen. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1232 So then, when does this insurance take effect? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1233 I have a feeling that it is not going to hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1234 Actually since going vegan I feel so much better. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1235 Look, Mr. Trump is absolutely sincere. May I be struck ---- 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1236 "Impactful?" What does that even mean? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1237 I like to keep things unpredictable. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1238 Here comes the start of that mirror you broke yesterday 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1239 I need more bad luck like I need a hole in the head. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1240 Have a pen...I'm ready to sign the life insurance policy. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1241 I never thought the aggregate would fall so fast ! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1242 Did you order the flat iron steak? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1243 I'm so glad they kept this place open during remodeling. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1244 What excuse should i use to skip out on work today? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1245 I need some concrete answers. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1246 Medicare. Why? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1247 Ten years of therapy and I finally believe that I don't have a target on my head. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1248 That pastry will kill you. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1249 I'm thinking of supporting Trump. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1250 Finish your drink and let's get out of here. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1251 My wife left me for my boss, my house burned down, my cat died but I'm finally beginning to think I've turned the corner. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1252 Their decaf latte just knocks me out. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1253 Please don't tell me it's that cinder block again. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1254 I think our deal just fell through. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1255 I'll find the next big thing if it kills me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1256 I did warn him it's a concrete jungle out here. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1257 Time for another round? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1258 I can really feel a headache coming on. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1259 Sure, it may not be the talking point of this election, but when's the last time infrastructure impacted you, anyway? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1260 Just once I'd like to receive a "heads up" about something ahead of time. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1261 You can pick up the check, right? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1262 Wow, that coffee kicked in really fast. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1263 This Tetris demo is just the first game for our VR glasses line. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1264 Just a second, it'll come to me 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1265 Two words, Phil, "whole-life". 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1266 I wanted my burger bloody. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1267 My analyst says that my obsessive forebodings of doom are the result of unresolved attachments to my mother. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1268 What exactly is a karma chameleon anyway? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1269 I'm not into wills, are you? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1270 "Life insurance"? "Why do you ask"? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1271 You wouldn't believe the good luck I've had lately. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1272 Geez, the sky is always falling with you! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1273 I'm having second thoughts on my year without tipping. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1274 It's just that nobody crosses the cinder lobby. I gotta watch my back. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1275 This writer's block I've been having is really killing me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1276 This day couldn't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1277 It'll eventually sink in. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1278 I told you we should wait until the glue dries. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1279 I hate Mondays. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1280 I want something light. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1281 ... And after she ended it, she called me a blockhead! Can you believe that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1282 You can’t go around thinking that the roof is going to fall on you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1283 You already paid the check, RIGHT??? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1284 Let's go. I think they want their table back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1285 Do you think I should change my Tinder selfie? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1286 I hope you're not in love with that rolex. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1287 My x-wife and I used to come here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1288 What the? I ordered a scone, not a stone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1289 I want my epitaph to read: 'He passed tort reform.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1290 You're right, life is short. I should have requested the porcelain cup. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1291 Wow, almost spilled my coffee! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1292 Perhaps I should have left a tip? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1293 We need some concrete proof to cement our case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1294 I don't think the low sodium option will help at this point. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1295 I said, I can feel a headache coming on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1296 My mother always told me that if I'm in a quandary, just contemplate for a moment and then something will knock some sense into you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1297 I didn't realize it was an actual drop ceiling 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1298 Of course we're good to go! I can't imagine anything stopping this project 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1299 Criticizing his friends for speaking with their mouths full of food would prove to be the biggest mistake of Frank's life... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1300 You must always be prepared for whatever life throws at you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1301 I wish I could think of a way to block my transfer to Omaha. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1302 That's about as likely as getting hit on the head by a cinder block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1303 A drone comes crushing down! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1304 I guess I'm just a natural born optimist. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1305 You've really got to work on your pronunciation. It almost sounded like you ordered the `Cementi Grande.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1306 You're such an unhealthy eater. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1307 Sheesh! You'd think nobody'd ever asked her for a double tall half-caf, ristretto mocha, no foam almond milk 170 degree latte in a Venti cup before! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1308 Seriously Ted , after the morning I've had what on earth could possibly go wrong now? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1309 So, may I presume our conversation is over? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1310 Ummm Bob... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1311 Let's keep this on a need-to-know basis. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1312 Cinder what ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1313 I was wondering what it would be like if Trump became President... and then it hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1314 The wages of cinder block 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1315 I'v been invited to a block party 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1316 THIS COFFEE IS TO DIE FOR 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1317 So here's something weird. Last week this street psychic told me, "Beware the Ides of March." I just saw him again and said, "Hey pal, the Ides are come." So, what does he say? "Aye, Julius, but not gone." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1318 Should've seen this one coming. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1319 Do you ever get a strange feeling that someone you really care about is in grave danger? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1320 It's just one sugary soft drink. What's the worst that could happen? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1321 When I get an idea it comes out of the blue. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1322 I feel like I need a change. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1323 I don't like to be a doomsayer, but.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1324 The fixtures are tacky but I like the exposed brick. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1325 My horoscope says I'll get word from higher-ups today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1326 What's the best thing for a headache? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1327 I just don't want to die like some cartoon character. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1328 She finally said "yes!" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1329 I agree - the overhead is a definite liability. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1330 Sometimes I think things can't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1331 The Triple-Shot Caramel Latte Surprise. You? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1332 Those carbs are going to kill you someday. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1333 The coffee here gives me a major headache! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1334 Any idea why they call it “The Sadist’s Surprise Café”? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1335 This writers block will be the death of me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1336 There's that look again, like there's something your not telling me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1337 And then it hit me.......a metaphor can never actually happen or it wouldn't be a metaphor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1338 I agree. If you see something, say something. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1339 I can't take the guilt any more. I've been seeing your wife. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1340 Sure, the market's in turmoil, but it's not like the sky is falling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1341 The good news is, at least this day can't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1342 Everything OK Harry? You look a little distracted. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1343 They forgot the whipped cream again. Could this day get any worse?! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1344 After 34 years I'm retiring from bricklaying to spend time with my family and finally write that novel I've been thinking about... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1345 Yes, I did fire the surly building contractor. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1346 So, when Concrete Union #61 threatened to strike, I said "Go right ahead," and I hired a platoon of scabs in two flicks of a trowel. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1347 Relax... I hate pushy insurance salesmen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1348 What do you mean by "clear signs of another imminent real estate bubble crash"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1349 So, Wilson, as long as I'm senior partner, your fat bonus is guaranteed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1350 I like one lump with my coffee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1351 ”Is your insurance paid up?! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1352 You know what hit me today like a ton of bricks? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1353 Yes, I, too, think that Donald Trump is very honest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1354 I think she heard that... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1355 I'll sign power of attorney over to you when we get back to the office. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1356 All I asked was if they liked 'Kinky Boots'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1357 You know that feeling when the other shoe is about to drop? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1358 I suppose you also want me to believe in global warming... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1359 I finally got my cholesterol down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1360 Phillip, right now I dare say there are more urgent matters than to quibble over the amount of the tip. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1361 My OCD is much better thanks. Why just today I started stepping on cracks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1362 I only drink strong coffee when I sense a headache coming on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1363 I was going to say lunch is on me, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1364 He's not Mr. Trump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1365 Don't look now, but there's a guy behind you who looks exactly like the Grim Reaper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1366 My divorce is creating a big headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1367 I make $60 an hour working from home... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1368 Stop interrupting; let me finish... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1369 My eyes are down here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1370 Look, if there’s no ceiling, then how are those lamps hanging there, huh? Explain that! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1371 No way. My mind doesn't work like that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1372 We figured the best place to cut corners was with the mason's contract. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1373 They say that the vibe in the upstairs section is more exciting 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1374 You know, this coffee is good to the last drop... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1375 My insurance company? It used to be New England Life. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1376 I just don't see the benefit of term life insurance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1377 Those macchiatos will kill ya. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1378 As long as there's no second panel, I'll be fine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1379 Waiter, Separate checks 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1380 My problem has always been I'm too theoretical. I just have no talent for concrete thinking! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1381 I've got to tell you -- the answer hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1382 I hear overhead is coming down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1383 People are so surprised when the market crashes. But, like I always say, what goes up, must come down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1384 I'm a white American male at the peak of my career in the 21st century. Really, I have no worries. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1385 Prepping for the meeting with my boss just got a whole lot less awkward. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1386 Do you think I was too hard on the waitress? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1387 Ugh, they used soy milk in my latte. Could this day possibly get any worse? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1388 As I was saying, the bottom 's gonna drop outta this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1389 Trump has as much of a chance of wining the Republican nomination as a brick hitting me in the head at lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1390 Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww, you dunk your sandwich? Might as well hit me with a cinder block... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1391 You have a better chance of being hit by a falling cinder block than winning Powerball. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1392 I don't know what else can go wrong. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1393 I can never think of anything to put on my Instagram page. Can you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1394 ...so my ex starts stammering something about new, simpler, drone technology??? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1395 DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET FALLING ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1396 Only divine intervention could screw up this deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1397 I only slept with Susan once! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1398 I am not sure what I believe, why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1399 I've got something on my mind. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1400 Enjoy your sandwich... I having steak... I just wrote a $5,000,000.00 policy on this place... Effective at midnight tonight... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1401 After admitting the shortcuts we took building this place, I feel like a great weight has been taken off my shoulders. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1402 I got a letter about an audit from the IRS this morning--talk about a crappy start to the day. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1403 Heck, if you ask me, that whole karma thing is a scam. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1404 What? What's falling? The Dow? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1405 I really feel like just a light lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1406 I've blocked out all next week for a little downtime. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1407 Hmmm. He does have a better parking space... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1408 I have discovered the identity of God and the true meaning of life in... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1409 Do we usually tip here? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1410 That brings us to item number six on your expense report...'cinder block booby-trap'. I'll have to disallow that as well! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1411 You'll never guess what my daily horoscope says. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1412 And then the scene ended. Just like that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1413 Barring any unforeseen circumstances... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1414 So, as soon as we get back to the office, I'm firing you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1415 Lunch with you is always a headache just waiting to happen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1416 God, schmod. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1417 Heads? What do you mean "heads"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1418 My advice is to live every moment like it's your last. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1419 Well, God strike me down if I'm wrong, but I think he really will make America great again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1420 Better luck next time Joe, they chose me for the position. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1421 What are the odds of that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1422 Hey, I really could use some advice 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1423 No! He didn't sign yet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1424 No, I was an thinking open-face turkey sandwich, not duck; why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1425 What could be worse than falling interest rates? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1426 Things are really starting to look up for me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1427 See something? Say something! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1428 So I'm thinking, "Where the hell did I leave that cinder block?!"--and then it hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1429 I guess we won't have time for a refill... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1430 On second thought, I wouldn't worry about that second spoonful of sugar.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1431 So I told him he was too vague and I needed something more concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1432 I think I see a problem with your logic. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1433 You're really eating their heart attack special? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1434 Well, maybe not a ton. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1435 I can't seem to get over this mental block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1436 Looks like you picked the wrong day to quit drinking coffee! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1437 I think they misinterpreted... on the rocks 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1438 Should we take this to go? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1439 I should probably text him to tell him to move. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1440 I'm not falling for that one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1441 Bob "I don't feel safe here..." Jeff "Oh don't worry Bob it is totally safe around here... What were you saying about voting for Donald Trump" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1442 Did I mention my firm completed retrofitting the place in record time? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1443 Are you going to finish that ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1444 Ever feel like nothing is going your way? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1445 I've decided my best days are ahead of me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1446 We're going to need a concrete plan. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1447 I feel like, when the right idea comes to me, it will hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1448 Things are starting to look up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1449 ...it doesn't necesarily have to be a TON of bricks... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1450 Fate is just spiritual gloominess. I'm more of a concrete thinker. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1451 say, can you spot me a twenty? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1452 I told you the Rueben's to die for. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1453 I can't remember exactly, but when I do..it's gonna hit me like a ton of bricks!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1454 So she says I'm too pessismistic. "Chin up," she says. I say, I'm just levelheaded is all. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1455 Things have been looking up for me lately. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1456 What'da you think about the new high-rises in the neighborhood? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1457 ...and then I said, of course I'm voting for Hillary! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1458 I don't think you fully appreciate the gravity of this situation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1459 For the life of me, I can't imagine anything worse than a President Trump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1460 Dating apps? I'm on Cinder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1461 Very soon, I'd guess. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1462 So how's your life insurance policy? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1463 My psychic told me I'm going to have a lot on my mind today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1464 Lunch is on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1465 If you see something, say something 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1466 This is not our usual power lunch Ted. I hired you for innovative and creative ideas, so far you've come up empty. It's time you come up with one good "concrete" idea, if not....I'm going to have to let you go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1467 No one ever tells me anything. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1468 'I can't escape the feeling that if I support Trump something terrible will happen.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1469 I'm thinking about buying long term care insurance. What do you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1470 That's one way to break the glass ceiling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1471 Why the look, you know I like my coffee with just one lump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1472 Sure, the market's down. But at least the sky isn't falling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1473 Sure am glad the building inspector gave the okay. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1474 They say the coffee in here has got some kick to it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1475 I lost my job, my friends and family think I'm a loser, my dog ran away... What have I got to lose? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1476 Yes, my spirit animal is a coyote. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1477 Sometimes it's like "I should'a stayed in bed..." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1478 How can I put it in more concrete terms? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1479 ... all of which leaves me searching for some kind of a sign. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1480 If I don't get my coffee first thing, I could die. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1481 The last few weeks have been rough, Jim, but I think I've turned the corner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1482 Well, he is a blockhead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1483 I need something stronger to wake me this morning. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1484 …and sometimes you've got to draw the line between comedy and helping out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1485 O.K., confession time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1486 You never know when inspiration will hit you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1487 Ever feel like God is out to get you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1488 Hell. Who knows how much time any of us have. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1489 Yes, but why now? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1490 Look … I understood all the dynamics of the problem from the very beginning. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1491 I'LL PICK UP THE CHECK NEXT TIME 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1492 And then it hit me - I'm not living life fully. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1493 I am dunking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1494 Do you ever get the feeling that it's all tumbling down? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1495 I'm running late for my 3 o'clock........ 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1496 I realize now how much time I've wasted worrying about all the bad things that might happen, but never do. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1497 The wife said her lawyer would be dropping something off today... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1498 Take my advice Ted. Relax. Live for the moment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1499 Chicken Little Diner? Who comes up with these names? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1500 Yes, my name is Chick Little, why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1501 Somebody's got to be cut, so you're fi... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1502 No, I don't think you DO need to worry that your 401(k) is falling like a rock... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1503 I dunno, it feels like I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1504 I've been meaning to make a will. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1505 Well, the good news is my lab results came back negative... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1506 This Friday the 13th thing is a crock, don't you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1507 When I concentrate, nothing can distract me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1508 In the absence of further problems, let's go ahead with it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1509 Wow, your writer's block is much worse than I thought. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1510 Trust me, I'm capable of an open mind on this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1511 The 'what' of Damocles? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1512 Oh, good, you see it, too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1513 I don't know what to do - she just keeps dropping these things on me out of nowhere. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1514 You're not gonna live to 50 eating all those breakfast sandwiches. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1515 The pastor said I need blind faith, but I'm really looking for a sign... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1516 My TED talk is - On the Job Braining. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1517 ... and then it hit me, like a ton of ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1518 The occasional doughnut won't kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1519 It's like we're stuck choosing between a bullet or poison. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1520 It's nothing concrete, just an overwhelming existential fear. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1521 What goes up must come down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1522 It might fall on all of us as a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1523 You know what I like about the street food business? No overhead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1524 Quick! Sign it! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1525 It hit me like a brick. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1526 No, I cancelled that insurance policy last week. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1527 I'd leave that lid on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1528 My coffee's cold." "I wouldn't worry about it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1529 I'm not so sure this is such a good idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1530 You just don't know what it's like to feel the impending doom of a ton of bricks about to descend upon you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1531 There'd better not be sugar in this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1532 Why the sudden interest in 'low-probability high-impact events'? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1533 I'll tell you the bad news first. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1534 Here comes the just dessert. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1535 I'll start by providing you with some foundation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1536 I want your honest opinion. Do you think I'm paranoid? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1537 It was the SWORD of Damocles, you idiot. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1538 This very well could be the Cubs' year. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1539 You're a hopeless pessimist, Herb. You're always shouting the sky is falling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1540 Over my dead body am I going to keep what you just said off the record! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1541 At least the sky itself isn't falling! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1542 I tell you, if I was religious, I'd be looking for a sign. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1543 Guess I'm paying for lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1544 I'd say Old Sal took the news of his “retirement” surprisingly well. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1545 If Trump doesn't win watch your investments crash on your head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1546 I just wish something could jog my memory.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1547 I think my luck is finally starting to turn around. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1548 Then the mean witch told me that my Cinderblockumbrella was stupid. I was crushed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1549 Like you said, it happens. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1550 Good thing you got it to go 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1551 I mean what's the worst thing that could happen ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1552 I think it says ACME. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1553 Our divorce ended amicably. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1554 It literally hit me like a ton of bricks... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1555 And the worst thing is ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1556 Yes, and Trump is going to win the nomination. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1557 I guess I will pay for lunch 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1558 The worst of it, really, was her ambivalence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1559 ... but all in all, I have to say that things are looking up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1560 What a day. First, my psychic cancels... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1561 Know any good hangover cures? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1562 Frankly, I don't believe in chance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1563 Writer's block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1564 I'm sick of all of these news guys acting like the worlds coming to an end. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1565 Let's make that the last time you call me Blockhead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1566 I'll be glad when I don't have to listen to that construction anymore. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1567 I still can't believe I hit the lottery for 5 million yesterday. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1568 I don't really have much confidence in our new headhunter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1569 So, I lowered the boom on the United Block-Layers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1570 My life feels like a Road Runner cartoon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1571 I don't get irony. It's gotta just hit me over the head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1572 I don't see how today could get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1573 I have a feeling this one is on me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1574 No, I'm NOT kidding...I'm for Trump! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1575 I need you to watch my back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1576 Seriously...Tom...it isn't like the sky is going to fall 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1577 I'll never understand FOMO. If I'm meant to be somewhere, I'll be there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1578 I finally paid off my student loans. Things are really looking up! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1579 This place is falling apart, but the food is good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1580 No, yeah, things are good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1581 Bob, do you believe in predestination? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1582 You know that feeling when it just hits you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1583 Labeling her a stalker would be an understatement. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1584 Nope, I don't see duck on the menu. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1585 You mean concrete block; cement is just an ingredient. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1586 I think they took my complaint quite seriously 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1587 I wonder if the Chicken Little comes with a side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1588 Want to know the secret of life? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1589 At least things can't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1590 Got any concrete ideas? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1591 Getting that promotion has been a weight off my shoulders. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1592 So I told her to give me one concrete reason why I should. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1593 Made an appointment with the lawyer for a will. Better late then never. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1594 Sorry, can't do that. My afternoons are all blocked out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1595 I recommend we bump up your insurance a bit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1596 I'm sure it's a reasonable offer but I just don't feel a need for life insurance just now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1597 If this isn't the best retirement plan for you, may God strike me dead! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1598 Better hope what's styrofoam? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1599 Are you even listening to what I'm saying? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1600 My guess is that you would believe the scientific community consensus if they said the sky was falling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1601 I wonder if his office is bigger than mine... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1602 Are you feeling a down draft? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1603 After 32 years at that hell hole, I'm really looking forward to my retirement tomorrow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1604 I couldn't be more concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1605 That sounds too heavy for lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1606 There goes the housing market..... again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1607 It's more than a job. For me, risk management is a calling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1608 Let's face it--anvils have become cliche. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1609 I keep thinking I'm part of this "Truman Show" thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1610 And I finally paid off my student loan this week. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1611 Nice try, Jeff. April fool. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1612 How's the market today? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1613 Mike, I'll take care of the bill. My ex's alimony check will be delayed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1614 So I said, 'Where's Superman when you need him'? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1615 Mel? It's not the sugar that's gonna kill you... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1616 Trickle-down briconomics??! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1617 I can't shake this sense of impending doom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1618 Same old, same old. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1619 Might be a good idea not to wait for your coffee to cool before you drink it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1620 My plans aren't set in concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1621 My lunch here always reminds me of Chicken Little. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1622 This headache can't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1623 Did you see the way that old gypsy looked at me? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1624 What makes you think you'll be getting my job? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1625 Really Stan, is it too much of me to ask that you look at me when I am speaking? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1626 Do you feel a breeze in here? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1627 Unfortunately, there was only one way to get Sidney to stop talking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1628 I'll try it. What's the worst thing that could happen? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1629 Party crasher. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1630 I hate to tell you this, but... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1631 You know, too much self-awareness is fatal 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1632 I don't know what it is, but it just keeps going through my mind. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1633 look seriously, I don't think you have to worry about that possibility, no one builds floor plates with... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1634 I make my own luck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1635 Everything's up in the air. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1636 No I don't know why they're called "cinder blocks." I think they're made out of something much heavier. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1637 My business is bankrupt, I was indicted, my wife left me. . . even this coffee is terrible, . . what else could possibly happen? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1638 My wife is dating a contractor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1639 Next time, my treat. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1640 I really don't see why we should raise the minimum wage. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1641 This meeting was just to give you a heads up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1642 Sign Here, Quick! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1643 Seriously – at this place – you leave a tip? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1644 I didn't tip the barista. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1645 And as if things couldn't get worse, I can't get the lid off this coffee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1646 It's on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1647 I'm glad you appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1648 Your problem is that you're not optimistic enough. Stop thinking thinking there's danger around the corner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1649 Tell me again about your proposal for using Legos for our remodeling needs 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1650 I just know I'm gonna be blocked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1651 Opposing Trump might be dangerous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1652 The coffee at this place is to die for. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1653 So I told her, "Relax, I'll just pick it up on the way home." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1654 I can do it, I told my PA to block out my afternoon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1655 Acme? What's that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1656 That extra shot of espresso hit me like a ton of bricks."---"Oh, I don't think so. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1657 About to be hit by a sender block? Well, that'll keep me from wasting so much time on email. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1658 Hard work got me to where I am, Jim, not luck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1659 Yep, I never seen it coming. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1660 What do you take me for, a blockhead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1661 Cheer up. Every cloud has a silver lining. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1662 We know Hoffa is buried under............ 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1663 Goddamit, I told them half soy, half lactaid mixed with a decaf americano. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1664 I fear this new low cost, one-at-a-time terrorism. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1665 No, I never read the story of Chicken Little. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1666 Writer's block? I don't believe in it. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1667 I'll bring in my own drink if I want to and they can't do anything about it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1668 Sugar for my coffee, then signature for my life insurance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1669 There is nothing worse than paying five dollars for coffee 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1670 According to my FitBit, I'm a few steps short of my goal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1671 Did Amazon mention they would be delivering your order by drone? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1672 When Wall Street hits you, the Wall hits you hard. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1673 Ha, ha, my mother-in-law is always telling me I'm "one brick short of a load" Can't wait to tell her about my promotion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1674 .....and the gold is in the.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1675 Now who's going to do my taxes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1676 Don't worry about any backlash from the Bricklayers' Union. They're pretty harmless. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1677 After 12 purchases, you get a surprise. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1678 A writer's block is the least of your worries right now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1679 When's the deadline? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1680 Darn it, they gave me a cappuccino and I asked for a flat white. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1681 What were you saying about the drop dead date? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1682 I just need to get hit by concrete evidence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1683 I told you not to keep sending your food back to the kitchen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1684 Oh, and I signed up for that new drone delivery service everyone's' talking about. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1685 My bran muffin had zero trans fats! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1686 I hope this coffee helps me wake up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1687 The service here is killing me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1688 So she says, 'one lump or two?' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1689 It just hit me - it's either her or me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1690 'Much as I regret having to do this, Ted.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1691 Then the solution suddenly came to me, like someone from above just hit me over the head with a huge brick ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1692 Good thing Quantum Mechanics doesn't occur on the macroscopic scale. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1693 When I confessed my latest dalliance to the wife, she became eerily silent. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1694 I just feel like there's this huge weight hanging over me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1695 Not one brick, I told her. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1696 It's like I'm waiting for the -- I don't know -- other shoe to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1697 I know that worried look, Fred, but save it for after lunch, okay? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1698 I keep a lid on my coffee so it won't get spilled. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1699 Why do they say April is the cruelest month? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1700 So, yeah, the brain surgery went great. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1701 Calm Down! You always think the sky is fall! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1702 So I said to him, "bad things happen to bad people" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1703 Um, Steve, I think you should move your head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1704 At first I thought that was pepper on my toast. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1705 I told you we should've gone to Denny's. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1706 Please focus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1707 My contractor keeps me updated through social media. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1708 That's my final offer! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1709 The market's bad, but I wouldn't say the sky is falling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1710 ... And then one day you won't even know what hit you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1711 I don't care what my wife says, spending our life savings on those hair plugs has really paid off. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1712 Did you read about the killer called the Cinderblock Shot Putter? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1713 My doctor said I could postpone the colonoscopy, but better safe than sorry, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1714 I have to stop thinking these dark thoughts 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1715 Thanks for blocking some time out with me today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1716 No, I've never been hit with writer's block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1717 I don't know what it is, man. I think I might be getting depressed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1718 That's the thing about this election season, the lack of gravity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1719 Why don't I get this one? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1720 I have no idea if I'm doing the right thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1721 Did you order off the menu? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1722 I had a real bad day at the office.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1723 I'll explain the gravity of the situation to you after this coffee; it's a life saver! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1724 When I get a great idea, it hits me like a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1725 Life's so monotonous. I wish something interesting would happen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1726 Mankind hasn't yet explained life, let alone life's universal antidote. When it's your time, away you go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1727 Can you give me something that is more concrete? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1728 Do you prefer 1 lump or 2? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1729 Nothing can stop me now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1730 Glad it's Friday , it's been a rough week. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1731 What are the odds of being hit by a ton of bricks? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1732 Its all part of being a New Yorker 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1733 And then it hit me... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1734 That coffee will knock you out! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1735 Hang on, it'll come to me in a just a sec... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1736 You may not need the jolt from your coffee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1737 I'm out of ideas. If only something would hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1738 You're nuts, Luck has nothing to do with our success 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1739 I have this ominous feeling -- like someone's watching me through the window. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1740 I'm expecting a little something from my ex 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1741 I've decided to apologize to Putin. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1742 It's time to cement our relationship. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1743 How come nothing ever happens to me? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1744 Why don't you sign now so we can relax over dessert? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1745 I have this sudden urge for a Fig Newton. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1746 Why in such a hurry for me to sign the bill? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1747 I'm telling you; brick and mortar business is Dead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1748 Hey, guess who getting your corner office? Me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1749 Just once, I wish a lunch meeting would end with something concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1750 You might want to take your coffee to go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1751 Horoscope - Schmoroscope... I'll be a pragmatist 'til the day I die. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1752 So, I’m talking to that annoying Chicken Little life insurance guy, and he acts like I could be sitting somewhere, minding my own business, and get killed by a falling cinder block or something. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1753 Well, I'm history. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1754 Nothing's coming to mind yet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1755 No way in hell am I going to vote for Donald Trump 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1756 Outside of a clear sign from the almighty God himself, I'm voting for Trump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1757 I feel like I'm in a loony tunes cartoon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1758 Have you ever had the feeling that your best days lie ahead? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1759 What earthquake? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1760 C'mon Bob! Your always off dreaming...never noticing the little things... it's sad. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1761 Instead of the falling piano cliché, its the falling brick cliché. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1762 The fortune in diamonds is hidden under the... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1763 Ugh, writer's block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1764 No sugar. How can I get a lump? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1765 There is simply no way to convince me that our job description should require a hardhat. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1766 Any final thoughts on the matter? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1767 Animal, vegetable, or mineral? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1768 There can't be anything worse than getting fired and sued for divorce in the same week! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1769 I'm waiting for a really concrete idea to hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1770 .. She says she won't. He says he will. But what we really need, is a sign from above 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1771 You know, I've been trying to understand this mental block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1772 I've never felt so fulfilled 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1773 Dang he'll probably get to take the day off for this 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1774 Sometimes you just can't find an anvil on short notice. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1775 Maybe I shouldn't have written that Trump is a blockhead 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1776 I'm a lawyer for union busters--why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1777 Did you forget to leave a tip last time we ate here!!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1778 I'm waiting for a sign from above that this is a bad idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1779 Yeah, I'm starting to save for retirement this year. You? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1780 I was so glad to get rid of writer's block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1781 Some day the block grant proposal will come back to bite us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1782 This coffee actually is pretty good. So much for my bad feeling about this place. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1783 There is no concrete proof that climate change is real. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1784 You can’t scare me with polls, David. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1785 With this building I proved you can do an entire large structure out of cinder block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1786 So you're against the Affordable Care Act? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1787 Now here's a concrete idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1788 Ever had the feeling the sky is falling? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1789 My only complaint with this restaurant is that sometimes the food is a little heavy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1790 No, it's not quite like the Sword of Damocles. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1791 That's going to leave a mark 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1792 I feel like I'm getting a headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1793 I could really do with a caffeine hit right about now 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1794 So I told him again that I had enough insurance and insisted that he leave. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1795 Pay attention, Bob, I'm showing you the right way to dunk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1796 I make it a point to anticipate everything that could possibly go wrong. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1797 If we're still not happy, it says someone from the weight staff will be in touch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1798 At least I have my health. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1799 They did a nice renovation on this place. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1800 I didn't mean it, God ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1801 I'll get the tab. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1802 Look, Fred, nobody really NEEDS insurance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1803 Finally, I can retire! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1804 It's hard to realize how charmed a life we lead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1805 This seemed like a much better idea when we were drinking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1806 Apparently, God doesn't use lightning bolts indoors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1807 "Hmmm... Out of the coyote... Guess I'll go with the panko crusted roadrunner instead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1808 Instead of coffee I could have had a V-8. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1809 So, what do you think? Stocks or bonds? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1810 I know I can't wait for something to just drop on my head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1811 I'll probably die before this coffee cools off! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1812 No, I mean it. Nothing's worse than being hit with writer's block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1813 Sometimes I feel like I need to be hit by a one of brick to get going. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1814 So, what's up with you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1815 What's our drop-dead date for the Flanders contract? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1816 Why do you think that these sessions make you anxious? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1817 It's got too many calories, but I figure, you can get killed just crossing the street. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1818 So. Could it get any worse? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1819 I keep getting hit with writer's block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1820 She looked at my Palm and said this would be the best day of my life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1821 Boy, I can't shake this headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1822 It's 'Dunkin' Donuts', not 'Duck' - why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1823 I think Damocles was a family name. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1824 Looks like Death lives just a block away from here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1825 I guess our Brick App is finally working. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1826 And then this clown tried to sell me life insurance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1827 You can't deny he builds great buildings. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1828 Is it a premonition or precognition when you feel something bad is going to happen? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1829 Is it bigger than a breadbox? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1830 Quick, John, pay the bill! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1831 And then she said, "Don't worry about it, I forgive you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1832 You ever have on of those days? If I was outside, I bet a plane would fall on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1833 So I just went upstairs and told him that, as coop board president, I could shut down his apartment renovation any time I felt like it…. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1834 George? God, you always tune out during the heavy stuff. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1835 Quick , say "SHAZAM". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1836 I specifically requested a second lump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1837 Just waiting for the other brick to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1838 I think I'll have the duck 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1839 Here today... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1840 Luckily I was not laid-off today 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1841 No, I said writers block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1842 With Trump about to win the nomination, I feel a sense of hope. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1843 I got to tell you, I worry about the future. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1844 Nope. Definitely don't want to switch seats. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1845 What do they mean by "open during deconstruction"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1846 Isn't this the building under investigation by the Building Department for shoddy construction? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1847 Hypotheticals won't work here. The boss wants something concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1848 So at this point defeating Trump is my only real concern. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1849 My wife says I can't complain to any more restaurant managers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1850 On this issue do you think that I should lean more to the right or left? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1851 Any plans for tonight? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1852 The divorce is not concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1853 I quit eating pastrami. That stuff will kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1854 I want to talk to you about the money you owe me 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1855 So I said to myself, 'What's the worst that can happen?' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1856 I'm having the pancake. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1857 I wouldn't worry about the sales figures. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1858 It hit me like a ton of bricks! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1859 So I think I'm going to cash in my chips and spend the rest of my life working for an NGO, or maybe do organic gardening, you know, something meaningful. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1860 Sure, I tip in restaurants. But at a counter? Nah. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1861 I'm telling you, someday, it'll hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1862 What do you mean, "Live a little."? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1863 i don't know about you, but I'm ready to cement this deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1864 Hmmm..."Heads up!" is probably the wrong warning.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1865 Fasting on Yom Kippur is for suckers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1866 The downfall of pop-up restaurants! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1867 Technically, I am a "beta-tester" for Acme Corporation 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1868 It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a brick!" "Seriously dude! Think of something better for the new Superman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1869 I feel inspiration is going to hit me any second! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1870 My plans are not concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1871 Maybe I shouldn't of yelled at those workers to be quiet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1872 Why are all the people in the office calling me Chicken Little? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1873 What exactly was that waiver you signed walking in? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1874 Drone delivery of building supplies? Never happen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1875 You gotta stop eating sandwiches every day, Mike. The carbs are gonna kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1876 Eat here long enough and it'll kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1877 That block of angry tweets from the Cloud should be coming in any time now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1878 I'm struggling to overcome an irrational fear of impending doom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1879 Let me be more concrete. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1880 Your student loans are about to become less of a problem 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1881 I think I'm coming down with "Architect's Block". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1882 Boy, I could really use something to clear out my head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1883 These days one never knows what might fall from the sky! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1884 You know, I am the luckiest man alive. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1885 I wish that I could think of that guy's name. It's like I have a mental block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1886 Things are finally looking up for me, Bill. I can feel it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1887 No I don't think we should pay more taxes for building inspectors! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1888 I've been thinking about my future. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1889 .....Chicken Little was right. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1890 So the divorce isn't going well? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1891 . . . so I splurged on the Ferrari, 'cause life's too short. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1892 If it's not one damn thing, it's another! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1893 If I don't get the check soon, I could die. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1894 Hum, Ah John, did I ever tell you your wife is HOT! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1895 You will never believe where I hid the money. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1896 HR has our team going on a retreat next weekend to teach us how to "live in the moment." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1897 I heard that Trump build this building 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1898 Where do you keep your executive washroom key? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1899 Tell me more about your accidental death and dismemberment policy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1900 If the gratuity is already included, how do I punish the server for horrible service? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1901 Show me something concrete and then we'll talk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1902 So what else could possibly happen? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1903 It's like the sword of Damoclese, only more concrete 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1904 And then I said to myself, "Bill, you gotta make some concrete plans for your future." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1905 I hear they've opened a Zumba upstairs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1906 You should have seen that construction worker's face when I told him to stop oogling my secretary. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1907 I think you should eliminate your overhead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1908 Life is about hard work, Jim. Not luck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1909 'I think I'm getting writer's block'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1910 …I mean, it's not like a cinderblock is going to fall on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1911 This remodeling project is going to be the death of me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1912 What did you say about the "duck" ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1913 I don't know what it is today....it feels like I've been hit by a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1914 But next round on me 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1915 This one's my treat. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1916 I'm gonna be crushed if I don't get that promotion. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1917 Look, either you've got it or you don't! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1918 And so, dear friend, that is why I have left my entire Estate to you." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1919 He did make me pay for his coffee... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1920 Eating anything this early would hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1921 Boss, don't move! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1922 I'm trying to think of a concrete example. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1923 I wonder if these coffee lids are BPA-free. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1924 I'm pretty smart. I don't need a brick to hit me over the head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1925 What could possibly happen? My prenup incorporates every fail-safe mechanism that one can imagine. She may as well call it a day and move on. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1926 I've always loved you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1927 The likelihood of Trump being the Republican nominee is as likely as a cinder block falling from the ...!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1928 It looks like they took your complaint seriously. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1929 You didn't order a side of falling cinderblock, did you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1930 It's not like I sit around waiting for the other shoe to drop........ 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1931 Man. I feel a headache coming on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1932 Move?! I'm rent stabilized! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1933 I'm so ready for a change. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1934 Should have tipped. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1935 I'm telling you, my life can't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1936 How the world sees Trump's arrival to the US presidential race. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1937 There is a God. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1938 There’s no harm in being 5 minutes late. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1939 Hmmm.Could be a lawsuit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1940 So then I just walked out before she could retaliate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1941 I can't tell how lucky I feel to have someone like you to talk to." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1942 Actuarially speaking, I've got another good 40 years ahead of me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1943 Ok, ok! In the unlikely event that I die before you, you can have my vinyl collection. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1944 I feel like a nap is coming.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1945 Without an eyewitness or a murder weapon we're gonna need something really concrete here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1946 I'm not that worried about sugar killing me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1947 My policy has a double indemnity clause for death by cinder block, why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1948 After that meeting, the day can only get better. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1949 How's my day? So far, so good... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1950 Heads up, Ed--cement block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1951 I just need a few days off. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1952 So you think I should renew my life insurance policy? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1953 Remember when I told you we should invest in infrastructure? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1954 Lately, I've been feeling this enormous weight over me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1955 For some reason my broker advised me to get out of the futures market. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1956 Dad, I'm a liberal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1957 Bob, I think the situation calls for a little levity 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1958 Seems like lately I've been suffering from a mental block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1959 I just need one concrete idea , just one ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1960 Global warming is what worries me the most 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1961 Ever have a worrisome premonition? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1962 Life is so short. We need to treasure every . . . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1963 Hey, pay attention when I'm talking to you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1964 Life's too short to drink bad coffee, don't you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1965 Uh, Fred, I think they want the table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1966 I've just been feeling this impending doom lately, I'm sure it's all in my head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1967 Inspiration's about to strike—I can feel it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1968 And then it hit me; she DID love me. She wasn't trying to kill me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1969 I'm just trying to work through this Chicken Little syndrome. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1970 That's good, but I need something concrete! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1971 'Cinderblock of Damocles?' Is that even a thing? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1972 Falling cinder blocks happen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1973 Today's my last day at work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1974 Right now it sucks to be you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1975 I need another donut like I need a hole in the head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1976 I think I have a mental block 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1977 Superstitious? No. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1978 I'm a big-picture thinker. Why should I focus on more immediate issues? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1979 Yes, double indemnity. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1980 Heads Up 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1981 You're right, you never know. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1982 Let's not talk about me 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1983 Did you ever wake up feeling like nothing bad could possibly happen today? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1984 And today, I pick up my big fat Lotto check. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1985 Do I still have your attention? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1986 The skyway is falling! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1987 No, it's been a miserable week. But at least it can't get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1988 And, suddenly, the a theoretical physicist had a breakthrough revelation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1989 I believe it's my turn. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1990 The market is really plummeting today. I need a solid investment 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1991 There's never a good time to talk about life insurance. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1992 Any strong feelings about destiny Ralph? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1993 It's time to go! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1994 May God strike me dead if I'm not telling you the honest truth! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1995 What would Macbeth do? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1996 Don't get excited. The Daily News Wasn't Bought 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1997 Don't move. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1998 What are you mumbling about? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1999 Did you ever have one of those days when you wished that it would all end? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2000 "Heads" what? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2001 ...and I'm feeling pretty good about having Syracuse in my Final Four.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2002 Each person who discovered the truth died under mysterious circumstances. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2003 I thought Acme went out of business when kids all got their own iPads. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2004 You won't believe what happened today. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
2005 So, if we can just steer clear of the unforeseen... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2006 I know it's a small thing, but I switched to decaf this morning. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2007 I've got to stop waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2008 Somehow, I feel like I'm having a Wylie E. Coyote-like day. ... . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2009 Penny for your thoughts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2010 I want to be more open-minded. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2011 You got yours for here, I got mine to go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2012 Calm down, I still have a couple of seconds. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2013 And your obsession with Henny Penny gives me a headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2014 I don't think they serve duck here... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2015 I spent the weekend at another awareness retreat. You? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2016 You know Bob, I finally feel like things are looking up for me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2017 And my hair transplant doc just told me my scalp is looking like the White House lawn... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2018 Oh, well. He didn't me get me much back, anyhow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2019 so far this has been tough day 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2020 Sooner or later, my friend, you too shall learn about soul crushing loss. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2021 "There's a better chance of getting hit by lighting". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2022 Not now, Bob- I just thought of the best caption ever - I've been waiting for this day my whole life! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2023 So if I buy the insurance policy now, when will it take effect? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2024 Then the idea hit me like a ton of bricks 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2025 Hey John what are you looking at? Is there something on my head? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2026 I forgot this place is 'cash-only.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2027 I'm not sure we understand the gravity of the situation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2028 I'm just waiting for the next big thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2029 Should I warn him? Eh, not enough time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2030 ... so what could be worse than that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2031 What do you mean "literally"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2032 should I push him out of the way or try for that promotion 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2033 Never did like you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2034 Starbucks has the knack for picking good locations. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2035 I guess it could be worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2036 I'm having the best day! I got a pay raise & my wife told me we're expecting. I should go buy a lottery ticket. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2037 I don't know why... I keep getting these mental blocks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2038 I'm gonna need you to be my eyes and ears on this one, Bill. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2039 Nothing could be worse than this headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2040 I'm the victim of a glass ceiling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2041 I feel like I'm getting a bald spot. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2042 Don't look up or your glasses might get shattered. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2043 I can't shake this mental block hanging over me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2044 I've never been happier in my life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2045 It was the most specific and odd horoscope I'd ever read. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2046 What she said was scary, but then it was my first experience with a fortune teller. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2047 Sometimes I feel like the sky is falling down, but only on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2048 Meep Meep......"How many times do I have to tell him my name is Willy Coyote!" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2049 But then again, I've never been a Chicken Little. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2050 I understand, but you can't blame everything that goes wrong on bad luck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2051 While in the short term there may be some rough spots, in the long term or prospects are quite good 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2052 I worry too much about my cholesterol. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2053 The divorce is over, but I still feel her energy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2054 I need concrete evidence that she's cheating on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2055 What you don't know won't hurt you as much. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2056 There was something in today's horoscope that I definitely don't understand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2057 In other words, Peters, You're fired. I'm sorry, but I don't know how much more concrete I can be than that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2058 She keeps on about the life insurance... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2059 Excuse me. Can I be honest with you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2060 I hate to drop this on you, Ed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2061 I run a hedge fund. I don't believe in karma. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2062 Well, I'm voting for Trump. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2063 Here comes another Trump building 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2064 Those doughnuts will kill you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2065 I can't imagine what else could go wrong today! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2066 When you least expect it, an idea will hit you like a brick. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2067 My name? W. E. Coyote. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2068 The city's coming apart at the seams 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2069 ...but getting back to Sir Isaac Newton. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2070 I'd like some concrete answers as soon as possible. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2071 I'm very optimistic about the economy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2072 Foresight got me where I am now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2073 Yeah, swear to God, why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2074 I still haven't heard back from H&R Block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2075 ..and then Schrödinger said that the cat is both alive and dead at the SAME time. How is that even possible?!? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2076 What's better -- term or whole-life insurance? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2077 I'll tell you the odds of Trump getting the nomination... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2078 There's no way I"ll budge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2079 I cannot begin to describe my irritation at being called a block-head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2080 I'm not so sure "getting them to pay for that wall" was such a good idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2081 I've heard 'raining cats and dogs' but never cinderblocks.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2082 Take it or leave it. That's my final offer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2083 They were out of donuts. How can this day get any worse? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2084 Your future looks concrete 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2085 Sometimes it feels like I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2086 ...and then I told my wife I wasn't being hard-headed about it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2087 Hold on, don't tell me. It's about to hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2088 I wonder what he did to deserve this! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2089 Why did you just say "meep meep?" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2090 Wait- it's Tuesday... let me guess... a cinder block? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2091 Full cash offer with no contingencies 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2092 I agree with Bernie, manna from heaven is personal and hard to define. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2093 Have any aspirin? I'm having a splitting headache. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2094 What would you say if I told you I just won the lottery? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2095 Run! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2096 I don't have a lawyer, why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2097 Sorry I slept with your wife. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2098 I make my own luck, Richard. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2099 Pretty sure I deleted everything. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2100 I see where that blockhead Trump is retaliating against anybody that says anything nasty about him 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2101 Things are finally looking up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2102 What are the odds? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2103 I can't seem to lose this sense of impending doom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2104 Did I tell you I had my anti-Trump letter published in the Times this morning? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2105 dontlookupkeepthelidonandohbythewayivebeensleepingwithyourwife 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2106 Thanks again for changing seats with me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2107 Do you remember the story about "Chicken Little?... Well!!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2108 So on balance this has been a good year so far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2109 You're right, Mondays aren't so bad. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2110 I spy with my little eyes something... heavy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2111 I see your point, but can I say this? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2112 Their drop down menu has a glitch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2113 It's just a matter of time before Jones is out and one of us takes his place. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2114 You'd take one for the team right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2115 Accident insurance, why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2116 ..."and who needs that headache." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2117 Sorry, can I quickly have your share of the bill? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2118 Are you going to finish that sandwich or keep staring at that cinder block for the rest of our meal? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2119 You're overlooking the gravity of the situation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2120 You know those days when nothing goes right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2121 For the very first time in my life, I feel like things are finally going my way. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2122 Sorry, I'm having a mental block. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2123 "Cartoonist's block"? Never heard of it. As bad as "writer's block"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2124 Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to stop for coffee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2125 I just don't have anything on my bucket list 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2126 You know Stan, sometimes I feel the weight of the world is going to come crashing down on me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2127 Has an idea ever struck you out of the blue? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2128 I can't see how this day could possibly get any worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2129 My life insurance should cover this, lunch is on me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2130 Dave, I think this is the right moment to tell you that I've been having an affair with your wife. But I'm going to have to fire you again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2131 Last week was so tough. It was like being hit by a ton of bricks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2132 Added her to my will yesterday. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2133 This could be a New York Life moment. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2134 You look so pensive! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2135 My best ideas come out of the blue. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2136 So, how is the remodeling going in your office upstairs? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2137 No, you go first. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2138 Mark my words Bob, the bottom of the Market is going to drop out any day now! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2139 It's time you quit interrupting me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2140 Well at least he'll have no worries about the election! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2141 I don't think this is the pool deck, Kenny.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2142 Is there a problem? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2143 Are you an insurance salesman? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2144 I think we should have lunch together more often! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2145 All of a sudden it hit me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2146 Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2147 So I got that going for me... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2148 I wonder why it's called a deconstructed latte. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2149 So, to make a long story short ... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2150 I think you will soon have a more concrete idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2151 Did you see her face when I asked for a fifth cup of coffee? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2152 I've led a charmed life. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2153 I think a term life policy should suffice. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2154 And that's when I first started to question Newton's theories. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2155 But Hell. Y'know what they say, ' Every dark cloud...' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2156 I'm bored with everything today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2157 I need a building code violation like I need a brick to the head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2158 Good thing you did not ask for two lumps! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2159 I've finally gotten comfortable with the concept of irony. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2160 Why don't you get the check this time? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
2161 Normally, I wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2162 Since I hit 50, I feel so invisible. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2163 This place always blocks me up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2164 But I love, I loves my sweet rat. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2165 Thanks for listening, I feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulders. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2166 Do you think I should have tipped on the tax? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2167 Please pass the sugar, quickly. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2168 You never know when a good idea might hit you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2169 What's that analogy when you feel completely floored by something? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2170 Jim, do you really want to talk about life insurance? Boring! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2171 She did ask about my life insurance, actually. Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2172 Don't take this the wrong way, Gerald. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2173 Stop talking about bricks and mortar projects. All that matters is the cloud. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2174 My contractor seemed less than receptive about my constructive suggestions. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2175 Well, as you can imagine, the news hit me like 37 pounds of brick 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2176 Perhaps its time to hedge your postition 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2177 That is if they ever find me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2178 Then, in '08, I signed my largest deal... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2179 I think you meant to download Tinder, not Cinder. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2180 Ever get the feeling you are about to get clobbered? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2181 I wouldn't complain about the service again 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2182 I'd do anything to get on the nightly news. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2183 My wife always says I'm hard-headed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2184 I need the caffeine but it usually gives me a headache 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2185 My suggestion ... DUCK! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2186 I wish I knew. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2187 Downsized from work, Jill wants a divorce... It makes you wonder what might be next. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2188 What do you mean, death is certain to come before taxes? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2189 Quick, your password. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2190 Why did the barrista write, "man about to wear concrete block" on mine? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2191 And I really don't buy that superstition about throwing spilled salt over the shoulder! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2192 Oh, whatever? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2193 Did you tip the waitress? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2194 It's either a small cinderblock or a ridiculous looking drone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2195 I'd better prepare for the vice presidency opening. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2196 And suddenly it hit me... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2197 We close the deal or I'm flat broke. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2198 Yeah,I definitely feel a change of luck is in the air! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2199 It's kind of like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop---only worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2200 I think my wife is having an affair with a mason... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2201 You've been blocked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2202 Sometimes I feel like such a block head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2203 What "blocking" looked like before the Internet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2204 I tell ya, I can feel it, Chuck. Today's the day I'm gonna catch that Road Runner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2205 Cinder blocks used to fall from the sky twice, three times a day. Now it's once month--and that's if your lucky. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2206 I subscribe to the Alan King policy of not needing Insurance. Spend the money on a nice piece of pie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2207 No, theoretical physics will have a much greater impact than applied physics. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2208 Everything around me is falling apart. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2209 You really think the deal will be blocked? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2210 I feel like my life has become too predictable lately. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2211 I'd like to put you in charge of our crisis management team, effective immediately. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2212 So I asked myself, what could be worse? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2213 I'm lucky. I never get headaches. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2214 Revenge of the glass ceiling 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2215 Monday mornings are so boring. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2216 They were out of anvils 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2217 ...but give me a concrete example of why we can't continue this way 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2218 All I'm saying is, if you pray hard enough for God to punish the wicked among us, He will send you a sign. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2219 Would it be so terrible if you looked at me while we are having a serious conversation? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2220 You know those divorce papers you think your wife is trying to serve you with . . . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2221 I'm sure an idea will come to me soon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2222 And she has totally forgiven me.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2223 Looks like the wall got 10 feet taller 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
2224 It's really quite rudimentary. The easiest way to win The New Yorker caption contest, I've found, is -- 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
2225 I just don't feel a thing until I have my first cup of coffee 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2226 ...and once my firm reworks their labor deal, the contractor's union will never know what hit them. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2227 You know what, I will put in a good word for you!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2228 I desperately need a block buster idea! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2229 .. and then it hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2230 Carl is oblivious to the best selfie moment he will ever have. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2231 You wanna bet the judge will postpone the trial? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2232 ...and that's when I realized, she needs me, after all. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2233 ...and just to prove my point, I deliberately walked under a ladder this morning. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2234 Damn! She made my skinny latte with 2%. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2235 I will give you one minute to accept my idea. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2236 'G' or 'g,' do you think it matters? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2237 I think all this handwringing about infrastructure is overblown. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2238 I've always wondered what it would feel like to be a blockhead. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2239 You know, Frank, I don't know how this week could get any worse. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2240 Something tells me I'm not gonna make partner. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2241 Oh, so you think I'm the blockhead? Well.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2242 I feel like the only bad thing that isn't happening to me right now is a block coming down on my head.. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2243 They say these things happen in threes, so.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2244 Let me get it this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2245 She keeps telling me I need be more spontaneous. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2246 Maybe it's me but lately I just feel like a target. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2247 What is it NOW Henny Penny? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2248 It's just my wife trying to knock some sense into me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2249 But at least I have my health. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2250 Bill I think your phone is buzzing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2251 It took years, but my migraines have finally stopped. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2252 I believe it's your turn to pay. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2253 I'm sorry, Dave, but your promotion will just have to wait for a vacancy in managment." "I'm okay with that, Bill. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2254 Finally, everything seems to be falling into place. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2255 You're absolutely right. I need to be more optimistic. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2256 Why the Chicken-Lttle expression? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2257 So lately I've been having this sense of doom. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2258 ..she says she will build one. He says he won't build one. But I tell ya, what we really need, is a sign from above. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2259 Everybody must get stoned. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2260 Mind not drumming your fingers on the table like that? Going to give me a headache. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2261 Isn't life just random? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2262 You might want to move your cell phone. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2263 Lately, I can't come up with new material. I keep waiting for something to hit me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2264 I have some bad news. I going to ask the board to terminate your services this afternoon. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2265 I'm feeling lucky today! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2266 I hope you enjoyed your day job. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2267 This is what I've learned: it's all about risk-management. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2268 Sometimes life throws you a curve ball, and you have to deal with it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2269 I could finish my paper on synchronicity if only I had some concrete evidence. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2270 ... so I finally get the feeling things are going my way. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2271 The coffee's great but the decor here is too heavily brick-a-bac. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2272 just give me something concrete to go on... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2273 Things are looking up, Bob. I've finally gotten over the divorce, the cancer is in remission, and I've had some very promising job interviews. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2274 So, I'm thinking the annuity is the best option. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2275 I don't know, Jim...I just keep waiting for a sign. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2276 We would rather stay on break then go back to work. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2277 I would have tied it to my leg and jumped out of a boat, but this works, too. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2278 They finally got teleport working. Oops, still need some tweaking. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2279 I'd better be getting home before it rains. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2280 Overall, I think Myrna took the news about my having an affair quite well. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2281 Do you think she will contest the divorce? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2282 The divorce was very amicable. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2283 I hate metaphors 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2284 Whole milk has too much cholesterol, but I figure what the hell. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2285 It's a more authentic take on exposed brick 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2286 I probably have been a little too Chicken Little lately. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2287 And does it cover imminently existing conditions? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2288 I'll pay you back next week. My luck seems to be turning around." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2289 You just have to block out negative thoughts. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2290 I feel like the whole world is crumbling around me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2291 I just don't see any future for me at the firm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2292 I understand a lot of Yelpers eat here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2293 I used to think only blockheads ate here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2294 Of course I have a will, why do you ask? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2295 I am just so tired of people interrupting me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2296 Yep, I finally got those migraines under control . . . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2297 It's more than just my thoughts of impending doom that hinder me 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2298 Can you give me just a moment? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2299 Don’t worry, nothing bad happens in cartoons 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2300 I just have this gut feeling I'm about to be down sized 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2301 I guess I will pick-up the tab. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2302 Do you ever get that feeling like there's a cinder block about to fall on your head? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2303 What'sAFiveLetterWordForUntimelyDeath? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2304 And then the idea hit me like a load of brick. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2305 I've had just about enough of this concrete jungle. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2306 I'm telling you, Frank, you're in for a rude awakening with all that gluten and read meat... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2307 "Im telling you Braverman, this meeting is over"! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2308 Thanks for the pep talk, Sam. Nothing's going to stop me now. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2309 What's with the abstract look? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2310 I was thinking should we use 6 or 8 inch block, then it hit me. . . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2311 ...and I said, 'George, you're wrong. What do you need; a brick upside the head to see the Truth?' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2312 I keep waiting for a sign that she hasn't given up on us. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2313 You will get that job over my dead body, 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2314 I give up. How will I be more like Charle Brown? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2315 This no tips thing seems to be working out alright, don't you think? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2316 So I says to him, "Why would a guy my age need a life insurance policy?" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2317 Well, Harry, when am I gonna get MY fifteen minutes of fame? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2318 Could you provide me with something more concrete? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2319 Then Trumps tells us to be vigilant - that the RNC is everywhere....... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2320 Earl, I slept with your wife. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2321 Too abstract. Let's try for something a little more concrete. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2322 Do you think I should grow a moustache ? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2323 Still, if that's worst thing to happen to me this week, I consider myself lucky. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2324 You never ever let me finish a senten … 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2325 Your argument is too abstract, can you be more concrete? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2326 Every time I eat here I leave with a headache. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2327 Sometimes I just need a wake-up call. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2328 There's no way he can get Mexico to pay for it...and building supplies don't just magically fall from the sky. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2329 I Think HE heard you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2330 It's time to crack some heads. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2331 I never tip the barista. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2332 You won how much? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2333 Have you made a concrete decision yet? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2334 Did we forget to tip the last time we were here? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2335 I just need to come up with something really concrete, NOW! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2336 Early promotion! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2337 It's not duck, it's chicken. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2338 I need something more to wake me up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2339 Sometimes it seems like the whole world is out to get me . . . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2340 Be sure to tip. Is that supposed to be a threat? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2341 A blockbuster could make or break your career. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2342 I prefer sugar cubes in my coffee. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2343 I need some excitement in my life. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2344 Corner office in 3...2... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2345 My ex has been in a much better mood since she went to see a fortune teller. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2346 I have your money, give me an hour. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2347 It's true, nothing ever falls my way. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2348 Gary, I feel that now is the appropriate time to tell you that your wife and I have been having an affair. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2349 What do you mean things can always be worse? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2350 Mind if we swing by the pharmacy for some Tylenol on our way back to the office? I feel a headache coming on. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2351 I just feel like the whole world is collapsing around me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2352 If Benson's doomsday accounting is correct, I have yet to see a sign. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2353 What did you say, I'm going to be getting a block grant? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2354 Phew! Good thing he already picked up the tab. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2355 Wait—an idea's about to hit me—I can feel it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2356 My energy stocks keep slipping, so I thought I might switch my portfolio to something more concrete. Maybe things will start looking up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2357 At times like these, I wish I wasn't a statistician. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2358 Okay, sure, if you insist. This one's on you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2359 I just scored tickets to 'Hamilton.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2360 I need something this morning that'll give me more bang for the buck. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2361 I'm actually feeling quite optimistic for a change -- my horoscope said things are looking up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2362 Would you mind grabbing the check? I"ll get it next time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2363 What a hangover. I feel like a brick hit my head! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2364 The wife says I'm just being maudlin with these thoughts of impending doom... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2365 All day it's been like I'm under this cloud. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2366 We talked about it for over two hours, I kept telling her I understood her feelings. It's not like I need to be hit over the head! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2367 Lemme tell ya, Al, this latte is to die for. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2368 I should have ordered something lighter. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2369 Believe it or not but I'll get the check this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2370 Well, we're just one block away from the hospital. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2371 It suddenly struck me ... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2372 If you ask me, it's more likely that this roof will fall on my head than America electing an openly xenophobic and misogynist president. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2373 It will hit like a ton of bricks! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2374 And then suddenly it struck me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2375 I feel more validated now that my wife increased my life insurance. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2376 yeah... and then it hit me! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2377 This has been the worst day of my life. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2378 What did Lucy always call Charlie Brown? It'll come to me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2379 Karma? Yes, I believe in karma. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2380 That low bid renovation project is supposed to start today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2381 Why, yes, I am on the company's health plan. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2382 I've completely hedged all my market risk to avoid the proverbial Black Swan. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2383 I Will Never Get Married Again ! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2384 How do they get away with calling this place Starblocks? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2385 We sold the air rights, so now we're building a ten-story condo up there. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2386 Hell yes I could get hit by a bus tomorrow. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2387 "A" grade from the Department of Health. Department of Buildings, grade pending. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2388 If these walls could talk. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2389 I think I'm going to start eating healthier. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2390 What you mean, stay woke 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2391 I'm just so glad I finally have a handle on those migraines. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2392 I can't believe my eyes a brick is falling through this restaurant! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2393 The loss of that account hit me like a...well, you can imagine. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2394 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn professional netw- 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2395 I didn't want to tell you, but... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2396 I just have this feeling like it's over for me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2397 Just don't say 'heads up'. I hate that expression. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2398 I dunno. There must be some metaphor for a Trump presidential win. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2399 Should I... Nah he'll be fine. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2400 My ideas always hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2401 I'll sign my will after our drinks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2402 Yes, we negotiated the lowest bidder for our luncheonette, why? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2403 I'm gluten-free, dairy-free, entirely organic from my toothpaste to my shoe polish, yet I still get these crushing headaches at least once a day. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2404 I just finally feel like things are becoming more concrete. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2405 In construction it's the overhead that kills you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2406 As your broker, I suggest you modify your position. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2407 Alan, I swear on my life it's true. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2408 This brick-and-mortar store is only missing one thing. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2409 Do you ever get the feeling that something bad is about to happen? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2410 In Soviet Russia, brick smokes you! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2411 I don't know; it just seems nothing interesting ever happens to me! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2412 So, is this your first time back after they renovated? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2413 I don't know how to tell you this, but I slept with your wife. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2414 Remember how you told me you were waiting for a wake up call? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2415 Why do say it's ironic that I'm a building inspector? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2416 This was no "Cinder"ella ending 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2417 ''He wouldn't know a good idea if it hit him in the head" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2418 Sometimes after lunch I like to take a nap and just dream off.... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2419 So you think the term life policy makes more sense. Why? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2420 Do you think gravity waves are real? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2421 I'm a cartoonist. What do you do? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2422 I'm really glad you picked this place. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2423 I'm on the block meal plan, how about you? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2424 You should see someone about that crick in your neck. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2425 God damn it SIGN THE CHECK NOW! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2426 I can't see a downside. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2427 Watch out, those carbs'll kill you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2428 Maybe it's a block-headed idea but... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2429 I decided to wait for something concrete. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2430 Well, my day has been pretty flat so far... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2431 I know, but I'm still voting for Trump. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2432 Sorry to eat and run, but I've got a killer of an afternoon. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2433 Trust me, it doesn't hurt to be the center of attention. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2434 I like this place because of the low overhead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2435 Finally signed the will yesterday. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2436 Why shouldn't I have ordered a Venti? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2437 Frankly, I would have preferred the roof top dining. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2438 No. You're the schlemazel. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2439 I can't believe they put whole milk in my soy latte. This day could NOT get any worse... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2440 Moot question. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2441 Don't worry. It's been like that all day. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2442 Quickly, just sign here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2443 I just always feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2444 Let's order dessert first! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2445 I just wish more things in my life were concrete. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2446 It's not the Sword Of Damocles that you should be worried about. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2447 Maybe I should have brushed up on my language skills before ordering in Italian. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2448 Which is heavier...a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2449 I'll get Obamacare when I get sick. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2450 Whatever you do, don't criticize his son. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2451 I just wish this dark cloud would lift. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2452 You said you already paid the bill? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2453 With my bad luck, they'll have forgotten the cream. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2454 The ways they can disguise drones these days! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2455 I am sitting In the morning At the diner ..Uh Oh.. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2456 Ever get the feeling you're just waiting for the next shoe to drop? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2457 So that's why I just bought a long-term care policy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2458 Oh, that reminds me. I need to get that insurance app for my Phone. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2459 'What's the metaphor I'm reaching for?' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2460 Then suddenly, out of nowhere, I had this great idea how to make a light bulb that will never burn out. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2461 For years I struggled with the meaning of life . . . then it hit me like a ton of bricks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2462 Please be accurate Jim. It's not a brick, it's a cinder block. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2463 My broker says the bad news is finally behind us. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2464 The price of coffee these days... It hits ya like a tonne of bricks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2465 Now would be a good time to pay the check! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2466 I'm serious-- that fast food is going to kill you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2467 I think we've struck a deal. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2468 And you never know....A giant cinder block could come crashing down out of the blue. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2469 I'm not so sure about Amazon's new delivery system. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2470 Ah, nice! No need to take a selfie. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2471 Do you hear a slide whistle? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2472 " I just don't seem to be able to get out from under". 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2473 Honestly Henry, sometimes I think you worry too much. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2474 His dismissal of irony really brought down the house. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2475 Does this taste like Diet to you? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2476 They say it's never too late 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2477 Hey Matt, didn't you say that you don't want to live in a world with Trump as President? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2478 Glad your sister is so understading and invited me here to discuss that affair. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2479 I have to stop moping around like the sky is falling. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2480 Overcoming writer's block. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2481 I'm going to be late. Can you pick up the tab? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2482 See ya! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2483 Can you explain quickly why you're rescinding your life insurance offer? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2484 Dude, I need help! Everything seems to be crashing in on me! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2485 And so my editor said, "Getting through writer's block's a breeze . . . something will hit you." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2486 Well, aren't you the lucky one? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2487 Don't worry, I got my lawyer on speed-dial. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2488 ...I just feel this heavy weight pressing down on me. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2489 Seriously though, how can this divorce get any worse... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2490 "I think I'm getting that two o'clock drowsiness."/ 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2491 I'm just gonna block it out. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2492 I haven't had a good idea since the stone age. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2493 I think Trump would make a great president. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2494 I can feel a headache coming on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2495 Sure, we can leave anytime. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2496 Why don't you ever look at me when we talk? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2497 It's a Venti half caff, 3 1/3 shots long, 6 pump chai 3 pump vanilla spice, half lactose half soy 190 degree green tea misto. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2498 Lean forward a little, I'm having trouble hearing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2499 I'm a chip off the old block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2500 I just remembered the good news that I wanted to tell you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2501 when i was a kid, my mum use to send me with 50cents. I could buy 2 burgers, french fries and large coke. You can't do that these days! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2502 She was offended when I said : Let's have coffee first... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2503 My employer dropped my insurance and I still can't get on that damn Government web sight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2504 Couldn't you be more concrete 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2505 Actually, more of a hoper really than a believer. Why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2506 If I don't cement this deal soon, my boss will knock my block off! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2507 I've decided to make more time for lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2508 Newton's Law? Just another example of science run amok. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2509 I've been feeling flat lately. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2510 Tiebreaker final apologist rebuttal in the endlessly deadlocked theist vs. atheist debate. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2511 I have a lot on my mind right now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2512 I don't think you need to bother ordering lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2513 Check! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2514 The concept here is brilliant: replace the waitresses with drones. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2515 You know, I'm no longer feeling light header. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2516 I just won in court. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2517 I don't think this coffee is wnough to get my attention this morning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2518 Clean living, Thomas. The secret to a long life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2519 Do you think the waiter was giving me attitude when I asked to substitute the ethically-sourced kale? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2520 Maybe I'm too optimistic, but I feel like that dark cloud over my head has finally left. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2521 You know, I think you have to make sure a restaurant has banned tipping before you decide not to leave one. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2522 I need a concrete idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2523 to be or not to be is no longer the question. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2524 I pushed the project to Phil. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2525 My turn buy, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2526 I've never fully understood gravity! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2527 Where an Allstate agent when you need one? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2528 Greg, I think God is smiting you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2529 Sorry my mouth is full. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2530 Must be a 'blockbuster'! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2531 You really should cut down on the fatty foods. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2532 When at first you don't succeed... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2533 I heard that a cup of coffee here buys you a seat for a short while. Wonder how they enforce it. I don't see bouncers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2534 Forecast calls for cloudy, with a chance of concrete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2535 No problem. I will get the check. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2536 Frankly, there have been days I've considered ending it all, but I never get a concrete sign. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2537 What lump ? Sugar's not good for me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2538 Could you get the bill? I'm close to being broke. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2539 32 feet per second, per second... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2540 I wish the universe would send me a sign. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2541 All I know is that between getting fired and Mary leaving me, I don't think I can handle another crushing blow. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2542 His office is nicer than mine. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2543 When cement blocks fly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2544 A plaintiff lawyer's sweet daydream... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2545 I hear this Starbucks is a designated safe space. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2546 are you looking for trouble ? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2547 I just don't know what I'm going to do with the rest of my life...... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2548 And, then again, I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2549 I’ll grant you that occasionally NSA tactics lack subtlety. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2550 Oh God, I was kidding! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2551 I wouldn't actually call it a sword of Damocles 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2552 Is it too late to order eggs? Cause this guy is about to get scrambled 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2553 Clairvoyant, schmervoyant, she was clearly deranged... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2554 If God exists, I need some concrete evidence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2555 So I told Suzanne, "Yeah, I really need that - like a need a big concrete block to land on my head!" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2556 Uh....any last thoughts on the matter? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2557 Lately Coffee gives me a Big headache! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2558 I don't know - I just have that feeling the other shoe is going to drop soon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2559 You know you said,"nothing exciting happens" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2560 How risky could it be if I continued to deny science? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2561 Finish your thought, quickly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2562 I know exactly what you are going to say. I should not have whistled at that construction worker. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2563 Life is... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2564 You may be experiencing a mental block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2565 Sorry Stan, I am going to recommend Susan for the promotion. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2566 Ok,it hit me,not like a ton of bricks,just one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2567 This was suppose to be the 'drop-dead' date - yeah, right..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2568 Um, Mr. Trump... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2569 Yeah, well this is only block Monday... you don't wanna be around for grand piano Friday 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2570 Tell me, can this day get any worse? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2571 I wonder how long that has been here! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2572 I finally see what you mean by building dysfunction is killing you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2573 I'm going to splurge and order a Danish; it won't kill me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2574 If this wasn't the cafe he takes employees to be fired I may have warned him 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2575 My doctor says I come from a really good gene pool. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2576 Finally, everything is looking up for me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2577 And I was sure this cafe was rated 4 stars... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2578 You optimists are always looking up! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2579 Writer's block is the least of my worries. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2580 Did you check your horoscope this morning? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2581 Sometimes I wish Newton's apple insight to come over me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2582 What? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2583 So I finally broke up with Bellatrix last night. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2584 No more drinks for me, I feel a headache coming on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2585 What the... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2586 When she left this morning I asked myself: "what could be worse ?" 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2587 My job is great, kids are great, wife is great life is really looking up 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2588 I'm telling you Charlie, the advertising business is brutal. This latest case of writer's block is killing me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2589 Well, I see my time is up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2590 I couldn't make any sense of it, and then it hit me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2591 Tomorrow's another day! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2592 Listen, life insurance is obsolete. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2593 Tuesday at the Hard Block Cafe 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2594 Bob, your day is about to get a whole lot worse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2595 do you think of your glass as half empty or full? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2596 Did you ever find the missing cinder blo.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2597 I should've ordered the duck. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2598 Should I or should I not tell him? I mean, he was never really nice to me in the first place. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2599 What are YOU drinking? A V8? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2600 Another drone design flaw in the making 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2601 Argh, they are killing me -- they put soy instead of skim again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2602 I ordered the brick cheese on wheat toast. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2603 I wish I could get over this writer's block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2604 I forgot my wallet, would you mind..? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2605 By my calculations, if I skip the daily donut, I'll live 1.363 years longer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2606 No pressure.....but what was that stock tip? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2607 I have been trying to come up with a concrete solution for my problems 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2608 Did I tell you my ex went back to school for masonry? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2609 Bottom Line, I think you need to up your life insurance! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2610 I'm sorry...did you just call me a block head? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2611 "The rest is--" (silence) 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2612 Go for a loftier goal. Quickly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2613 This is better. We can finally relax and enjoy a quiet cup of coffee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2614 ...so I told her "you think a brick layer can make you happy?!" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2615 Its not like all these sugars are gonna kill me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2616 I guess Im picking up the check 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2617 I think your coffee break's over 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2618 I never know what to order. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2619 I think it's going to rain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2620 And that's when it hit me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2621 According to Galileo's hypothesis on the speed of falling objects, you have about one second left to live. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2622 That sandwich is going to hit you like a falling cinderblock. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2623 The study I just read says you can live longer if you drink more coffee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2624 I then I told her, may God strike me dead. And she believed me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2625 Say Ted, how are things going with your bucket list? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2626 My mental block's a killer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2627 Mark my words, all this doomsday talk just has to stop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2628 The Cubs are going to win it all. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2629 Maybe I will eat, I feel a headache coming on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2630 Like I said, the more concrete the better. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2631 I get the worst headaches since I switched to decaf. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2632 Yeah, but you can get killed crossing the street. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2633 Why, after all this time, are you still holding it over my head? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2634 So I told Mr Trump I couldn't vote for him. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2635 Honestly Bob, I'm so confused right now I don't know whether I feel like I've been hit with a ton of bricks or a brick that weighs a ton. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2636 That sandwich is sitting like a brick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2637 Meyers and Jacoby originally met to discuss selling Amway. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2638 What we need now is a really concrete idea 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2639 So apparently, it all comes down to this thing called karma. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2640 Hey! That's not a shoe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2641 Bert, I never remember...is it schadenfreude or schatenfreude? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2642 I really think my luck is about to turn around. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2643 You are about to experience a mental block. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2644 You know, Dave, people would like you more if you weren't such a Chicken Little. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2645 I just remembered - I was suppose to call my health coach at noon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2646 Did you ask for one lump or two? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2647 should I drink this coffee or not ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2648 It's been such a good week, I keep looking over my shoulder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2649 Dontcha hate it when folks drop in unannounced? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2650 Where’s the thrill, Bob? Where’s the excitement? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2651 Could I, at least, have one, concrete idea that could hit me about the new Ad campaign? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2652 This chef takes chicken-under-a-brick a little too far 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2653 Thank you God for such a define burger 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2654 I swear, the food in the place is killing me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2655 What was that about a bucket list? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2656 Did you ever wake up with the feeling something big was gonna happen? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2657 I finally feel like a great weight's been lifted off my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2658 In that moment, I realized his ("his" is italicized) life was flashing before my eyes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2659 I think our pity party is about to be crashed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2660 It seems like the boss has been coming down hard on me lately. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2661 Quick, pay the bill! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2662 Cream in the coffee is nice, but skim milk is healthier. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2663 there at the construction site it's not treating me so well. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2664 I really need a cemented opinion here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2665 I don't care what my wife thinks... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2666 I finally told Barbara it's over. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2667 Deep down inside, I guess I'm an optimist. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2668 Going forward I'd like a more concrete notion in my head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2669 "After 31 years I've had a breakthrough. I've discovered the cure to all cancers. You simply combine magnesium oxide with 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2670 I am sure your worries will be over soon 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2671 I'll be brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2672 When she gets me in her sights, I'll know. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2673 Describe me the situation in trhee words 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2674 Lately I've had this feeling of being blocked. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2675 "For the fifty grand you owe me, you have a choice. You could pay me, now. OR, you could get your legs broken. What's your wish? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2676 Then the Grand Master told me any mason who turns atheist better watch his back... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2677 Yes, I have life insurance. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2678 Sometimes, I just think I'm a real blockhead. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2679 As you can see, I always plan for all contingencies. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2680 I'm so weary of the ethereal, nuanced ways of thinking. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2681 I'm glad I just got coffee... I don't think I have time to eat anything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2682 I sense something here is asunder 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2683 At least today couldn't get any worse, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2684 ...and then, my ACME slingshot misfired. Their products just aren't as solid as they once were. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2685 Paying the check isn't going to be the only thing that hurts. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2686 Man, I gotta change the vibration setting on this phone! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2687 I can't see anything through these damn Oakley's! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2688 I hear cement futures are through the roof. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2689 So what happens if I don't pay off the construction unions? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2690 I guess an anvil would be passé. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2691 Bill, you look distracted, is it because our profits are dropping like a rock? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2692 Medical Insurance? Disability Insurance? Life Insurance? Who are they kidding?! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2693 O.K.....I'll pick up the tab next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2694 Matt was about to tell his friend he had bigger problems... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2695 Not again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2696 You should have ordered the appetizer 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2697 I used to enjoy a drop of the hard stuff until a psychic told me to avoid it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2698 Audited?! He's gonna shi... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2699 No, Perkins. Because what you don't know can't crush your cranium. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2700 Even Wile E. Coyote has more luck than I do. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2701 Today I have a feeling I'll have a blockbuster idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2702 At least now I have a reason to be late to work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2703 Then I told Mr. Trump exactly what I thought of him... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2704 What would you do if you were me? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2705 My wife thinks I need to find a purpose in life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2706 I've finally dismissed irrational fear from my life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2707 Did I say one lump or two? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2708 Who are you calling a blockhead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2709 Well, I guess the deal is now concrete 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2710 Today has started off lousy, I hope it gets better. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2711 Hey, you can't stop living or be afraid to leave your house....if you do that, they will win. You can get hit by a car crossing the street in this city, so daily life is more dangerous than anything! You know what I'm saying? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2712 My therapist says "Live every moment of life as if it's your last." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2713 Bob, I gotta say, the decor here is stunning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2714 So Cheryl and I have been checking out retirement communities. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2715 (thought bubble) It may not hurt that bad... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2716 State Farm, why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2717 A chip off the old block, eh? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2718 The what is falling? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2719 I agree. In this global market it's not a matter of if, but when. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2720 That hamburger was as hard as a... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2721 "She's seeing a guy named... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2722 The cream in this coffee is Very very heavy 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2723 Been selling life insurance for 20 years now. I tell them, "you never know when something might just fall out of the sky on you." Like that ever happens. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2724 So as I was saying, the fortune teller said I going to have a hard day and I was like, there is no way! I'm Bill Ga... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2725 Are you sure that is rain hitting the roof? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2726 Should have ordered a decaf. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2727 So relieved that nasty headache I had this morning is finally gone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2728 You ask me if Lilly has ever cheated on me? I know for a fact that my wife has always been faithful to me. So Mike why do you ask. ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2729 I'm at my wit's end, Al. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2730 Sara said i should have seen it coming. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2731 You are about to get some sense knocked into you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2732 And then in the midst of the deposition this guy .......heads what? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2733 Did you say 'incoming?' Is that an I.R.S. term? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2734 Were you expecting a brick? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2735 Phil, bring the house down and raise the roof! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2736 I just found out my wife increased my life insurance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2737 Do you ever get that feeling that something big is coming your way? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2738 Too much caffein was hitting Joe like a ton of bricks... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2739 You might think me a blockhead for telling you this, but… 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2740 Lean back Hal, the union's on strike again 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2741 They say fast food can kill you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2742 Whoever hit that fan was really startled. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2743 So, I asked my students: "Would a brick or a feather fall faster on the moon?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2744 Would it bother you if I went out with your wife? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2745 Remind me not to ask for peanuts next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2746 Yes, that IS my final answer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2747 This may not be the time, but have you ever been hit by a ton of bricks? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2748 Do you find cheese 'blocking'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2749 You should keep the cover on so you don't spill it 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2750 Forgot to check today's forecast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2751 David, watch it, opportunity is falling 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2752 Boss, what would you do with two wishes? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2753 I told you my wife is Not above anything 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2754 I tell you, those English students' grades are literally dropping like a cinder block 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2755 Unless they get some big help from the NSA, the IRS will never find my tax havens. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2756 I know this will hit you like a ton of bricks, but I have to lay you off. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2757 Try to live in the moment. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2758 Enough is enough, get a life. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2759 I can't say April fool! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2760 If you ask me, life's a house of cards. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2761 I've never understood why people have such bad things to say about the Acme Coffee House 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2762 I am working on the New Yorker Caption Contest and ideas always hit me like a load of bricks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2763 Someone's about to be a real blockhead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2764 One coffee in the morning gets me through anything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2765 I feel like things are just starting to look up for me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2766 My shrink suggested that I fast-track my upstairs renovation and enjoy it longer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2767 So...when does the insurance policy kick in? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2768 This second cup may make me late but it'll sure hit the spot! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2769 Howard to himself: maybe the meal will be comped. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2770 I ordered a Paralyzer, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2771 Yp I'm telling you. . I think things are really looking up! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2772 Today I traded all my Acme stock. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2773 hello 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2774 They say Jackson Pollock used to eat here for inspiration. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2775 It's not like the sky is falling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2776 God hates me but construction workers despise me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2777 Excellent. It is right on time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2778 No, I'm pretty sure it's the brick of Damocles. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2779 Speaking of your wife, does she like dinner and a movie? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2780 Not drinking your usual coffee, Lucky? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2781 Ten years after we build this building, they're telling us it's shoddy construction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2782 Remember when flying toaster screensavers were cool? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2783 The FBI finally figured out how to crack the iPhone 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0