Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | - |
Voting started | 2016-04-04 |
Voting ended | - |
Finalists announced | - |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | 2016-04-17 (estimated) |
Number of captions | 5918 |
Number of responses | 49365 |
Number of participants | 1232 |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | I have no concrete plans for the rest of the day. | 2.0952 | 0.19401 | 21 | 7 | 5 | 9 |
1 | I told my ex I'll take her back if she drops some weight. | 2.0556 | 0.18912 | 18 | 5 | 7 | 6 |
2 | Don't worry, I will take it to the grave. | 2.0000 | 0.21822 | 15 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
3 | You better give me the short version. | 2.0000 | 0.21822 | 15 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
4 | Duck?! For lunch? | 2.0000 | 0.16903 | 15 | 3 | 9 | 3 |
5 | I'm just waiting for the next big idea to hit me... | 2.0000 | 0.18078 | 18 | 5 | 8 | 5 |
6 | The tragedy for me is the soul crushing predictability of my life. | 1.9333 | 0.22817 | 15 | 6 | 4 | 5 |
7 | Could you explain the "act of God" clause again? | 1.9286 | 0.26653 | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 |
8 | What you wanted to say was "figuratively." | 1.9286 | 0.26653 | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 |
9 | I'm pretty sure she doesn't know about Melissa. | 1.9286 | 0.24505 | 14 | 6 | 3 | 5 |
10 | All I said was she could drop a few pounds. | 1.9286 | 0.22149 | 14 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
11 | For once, I really feel like today is my day. | 1.9286 | 0.22149 | 14 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
12 | Here's the problem, nothing surprises me anymore. | 1.9286 | 0.22149 | 14 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
13 | Relax- it's only a metaphor. | 1.9231 | 0.21066 | 13 | 4 | 6 | 3 |
14 | I rarely leave a tip | 1.9231 | 0.23916 | 13 | 5 | 4 | 4 |
15 | What's the worst-case scenario? | 1.9231 | 0.21066 | 13 | 4 | 6 | 3 |
16 | At least today can't get any worse.... | 1.9231 | 0.23916 | 13 | 5 | 4 | 4 |
17 | Fortunately, she seems very amicable about the divorce. | 1.9231 | 0.21066 | 13 | 4 | 6 | 3 |
18 | I didn't order duck. | 1.9231 | 0.28782 | 13 | 7 | 0 | 6 |
19 | Very little surprises me anymore. | 1.9231 | 0.21066 | 13 | 4 | 6 | 3 |
20 | So I told them 'Who needs your silly witness protection program?' | 1.9231 | 0.26461 | 13 | 6 | 2 | 5 |
21 | My ex keeps telling me I should try this place. | 1.9231 | 0.26461 | 13 | 6 | 2 | 5 |
22 | I'm certain my wife has no idea I'm cheating on her. | 1.9231 | 0.13689 | 13 | 2 | 10 | 1 |
23 | I'm just waiting for some kind of sign. | 1.9231 | 0.23916 | 13 | 5 | 4 | 4 |
24 | Well, at least I've still got my health. | 1.9167 | 0.22891 | 12 | 4 | 5 | 3 |
25 | Joe, do you understand the gravity of the situation? | 1.9091 | 0.25062 | 11 | 4 | 4 | 3 |
26 | Do we have to decide right this second? | 1.9000 | 0.27689 | 10 | 4 | 3 | 3 |
27 | And then it struck me: Everything I said was becoming real. | 1.8571 | 0.20588 | 14 | 5 | 6 | 3 |
28 | It's the overhead that's gonna kill me | 1.8462 | 0.19102 | 13 | 4 | 7 | 2 |
29 | ....but how likely is that, really? | 1.8333 | 0.24100 | 12 | 5 | 4 | 3 |
30 | I'd rather die than vote in this election. | 1.8333 | 0.24100 | 12 | 5 | 4 | 3 |
31 | Nothing hurts more than stepping barefoot on a kid's Lego brick. | 1.8333 | 0.27061 | 12 | 6 | 2 | 4 |
32 | Can anything be worse than this coffee? | 1.8333 | 0.20719 | 12 | 4 | 6 | 2 |
33 | Do you think I worry too much? | 1.8333 | 0.20719 | 12 | 4 | 6 | 2 |
34 | So ...what are the chances of my ex-wife retaliating? | 1.8182 | 0.26348 | 11 | 5 | 3 | 3 |
35 | You will not believe the week I've had. | 1.8182 | 0.26348 | 11 | 5 | 3 | 3 |
36 | Materials to build a wall of that size don't just fall out of the sky, ya know? | 1.8182 | 0.26348 | 11 | 5 | 3 | 3 |
37 | This place never fails to surprise you. | 1.8182 | 0.22636 | 11 | 4 | 5 | 2 |
38 | Just ask God to show you a sign, Bob, and He will. | 1.8182 | 0.26348 | 11 | 5 | 3 | 3 |
39 | If the boss asks why I didn't come back after lunch, make something up. | 1.8182 | 0.29598 | 11 | 6 | 1 | 4 |
40 | Stop telling me to 'look up', things never get better.. | 1.8182 | 0.26348 | 11 | 5 | 3 | 3 |
41 | I told the barista to surprise me | 1.8182 | 0.22636 | 11 | 4 | 5 | 2 |
42 | You know that stuff's gonna kill ya. | 1.8182 | 0.22636 | 11 | 4 | 5 | 2 |
43 | …if it's the last thing I do! | 1.8182 | 0.26348 | 11 | 5 | 3 | 3 |
44 | Everything depends on being at the right place at the right time. | 1.8182 | 0.22636 | 11 | 4 | 5 | 2 |
45 | I've always made sure I'm in the right place at the right time. | 1.8182 | 0.22636 | 11 | 4 | 5 | 2 |
46 | We separated on amicable terms. | 1.8182 | 0.22636 | 11 | 4 | 5 | 2 |
47 | I slept with your wife. | 1.8182 | 0.29598 | 11 | 6 | 1 | 4 |
48 | No really, I have the worst luck. | 1.8182 | 0.22636 | 11 | 4 | 5 | 2 |
49 | No, I rarely suffer from writer's block. Why do you ask? | 1.8000 | 0.24944 | 10 | 4 | 4 | 2 |
50 | I don't think they liked your Yelp review. | 1.8000 | 0.29059 | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 |
51 | Last night I told Susan I want a divorce. She took it surprisingly well. | 1.8000 | 0.29059 | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 |
52 | Don't interrupt me Jerry -- I was about to get to the good part. | 1.8000 | 0.29059 | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 |
53 | Maybe you're right. Maybe I should stop being so pessimistic. | 1.8000 | 0.24944 | 10 | 4 | 4 | 2 |
54 | Ever since I wrote that bad "Yelp" review I keep thinking they are going to poison my coffee. | 1.8000 | 0.24944 | 10 | 4 | 4 | 2 |
55 | Yes, I designed this building--but I don't consider it my best work. | 1.8000 | 0.24944 | 10 | 4 | 4 | 2 |
56 | I think everything's finally falling into place. | 1.8000 | 0.24944 | 10 | 4 | 4 | 2 |
57 | Have any ideas on how to get out of jury duty next week? | 1.8000 | 0.29059 | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 |
58 | Put yourself in my place. | 1.8000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 3 | 6 | 1 |
59 | There's nothing worse than a cold cup of coffee. | 1.8000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 3 | 6 | 1 |
60 | So I told her ‘Screw you and your Gypsy curse.’ | 1.8000 | 0.24944 | 10 | 4 | 4 | 2 |
61 | With the divorce final, I think we can now be friends. | 1.7778 | 0.32394 | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 |
62 | God strike me dead if I'm lying | 1.7500 | 0.36596 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 |
63 | Do you have any aspirin? I feel a headache coming on. | 1.7500 | 0.25000 | 12 | 6 | 3 | 3 |
64 | I'd give anything to not have to go back to work today. | 1.7500 | 0.31339 | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
65 | Son, it's time I told you the secret to life... | 1.7500 | 0.31339 | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
66 | So... how is your day, so far? | 1.7500 | 0.31339 | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
67 | Fred, I'm going to miss these morning coffee breaks. | 1.7500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 3 | 4 | 1 |
68 | Define random. | 1.7143 | 0.35952 | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 |
69 | You'll never believe where I hid all that cash... | 1.7143 | 0.28571 | 7 | 3 | 3 | 1 |
70 | This interview shouldn't take long. | 1.7143 | 0.28571 | 7 | 3 | 3 | 1 |
71 | Don't worry, there's no such thing as karma. | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
72 | I'm going to stop being such a pessimist . | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
73 | You'll never guess how much I squeezed out of the contractors on this building. | 1.7000 | 0.21344 | 10 | 4 | 5 | 1 |
74 | So I said, “Of course I’ll take it as an annuity. “ | 1.7000 | 0.21344 | 10 | 4 | 5 | 1 |
75 | It was a simple clerical error, Robert. May God strike me dead if I'm not telling the truth. | 1.7000 | 0.30000 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
76 | Please don't splatter. | 1.7000 | 0.30000 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
77 | Sorry I took your spot. | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
78 | Finally, I've quit smoking, drinking and I've started working out. | 1.7000 | 0.21344 | 10 | 4 | 5 | 1 |
79 | At least I still have my health. | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
80 | Great food. Lousy atmosphere. | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
81 | I don't tip | 1.7000 | 0.30000 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
82 | This writer's block is going to kill me. | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
83 | Duck? Yeah--It's excellent here. | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
84 | Is there anything worse than a bad cup of coffee? | 1.7000 | 0.21344 | 10 | 4 | 5 | 1 |
85 | As you get older you realize that gravity always catches up to you. | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
86 | Sorry, Ed, but the only way you'll get that raise is over my dead body." | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
87 | How much time do we have? | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
88 | Can't wait for this day to be over. | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
89 | Is there anything worse than an auditor breathing down your back? | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
90 | New York Life; why do you ask? | 1.7000 | 0.30000 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
91 | I just wish life were more like cartoons, y'know? | 1.7000 | 0.30000 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
92 | Did you just call me a brick? | 1.7000 | 0.30000 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
93 | Life insurance ? | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
94 | My wife wants to cement our relationship, whatever that means. | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
95 | I always sit here. It's my lucky table. | 1.7000 | 0.30000 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
96 | I've been lucky. I've never experienced writer's block. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
97 | An extra coffee break never killed anyone. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
98 | Funny. Last week it was a piano. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
99 | I'll get the check next time! | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
100 | I don't like deconstructionism, and I'll tell you why. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
101 | My horoscope said that things are going to start falling my way. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
102 | It's the unknown unknowns that I worry about. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
103 | I want to make a bucket list. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
104 | We may not have to plan that far ahead. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
105 | Thirty-two feet per second. Why do you ask? | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
106 | Did you ever have one of those days where nothing goes right? | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
107 | Seriously, can you think of anything less likely than Donald Trump becoming President? | 1.6667 | 0.42164 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 |
108 | You ever think about just not going back to work after lunch? | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
109 | How much did you tip the waiter? | 1.6667 | 0.16667 | 9 | 3 | 6 | 0 |
110 | Why should I care about our crumbling infrastructure? | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
111 | It can't be a brick. It's always a safe or a piano. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
112 | My doctor said I suffer from chicken little syndrome... | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
113 | Nothing heavy for me today I think. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
114 | What could be worse than President Trump? | 1.6667 | 0.42164 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 |
115 | Is this a good time to talk about life insurance? | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
116 | I feel like things are finally beginning to fall my way. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
117 | I've got nothing concrete, but it will come to me. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
118 | I'm thinking I need to live more in the moment. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
119 | If I don't have my morning coffee I get a splitting headache. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
120 | I fired the contractor. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
121 | I can honestly say, at this point in my life, there really are no surprises left. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
122 | And the crazy thing is, he never knew what hit him. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
123 | So here's my 5 year plan... | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
124 | Can you believe it ... fired before lunch. How can today get any worse? | 1.6667 | 0.33333 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
125 | I understand the gravity of the situation. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
126 | I just have this sense of impending doom. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
127 | I don't think it's the other shoe you have to worry about. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
128 | Well, so far so good... | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
129 | Can you give me a concrete example? | 1.6667 | 0.33333 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 |
130 | I don't think this day could get much worse. Do you? | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
131 | You'll never regret going with the lowest bidder. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
132 | I signed up on this new reminder app. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
133 | If you've got something to say, say it. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
134 | Be honest with me. Do I come across as hard headed? | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
135 | 'Nothing surprises me anymore.' | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
136 | My luck is about to change. I can feel it. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
137 | Nothing wakes me up like that first cup of coffee. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
138 | I call it the Block of Damocles. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
139 | Yeah, I’m an organ donor. Why? | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
140 | I could wait forever for a great idea to hit me. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
141 | Karma's a what? | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
142 | You're right. An anvil would be too cliche. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
143 | I just feel like I've hit a point in my life where there are no more surprises. Know what I mean? | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
144 | Duck? No, I ordered roast beef. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
145 | For once, I'm going to pick up the tab. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
146 | If you mess with the timeline, the world fixes itself. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
147 | I sense some push back from our contractor | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
148 | Are you even listening? | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
149 | I'm worried, I hear the mob is experimenting with drones now. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
150 | I'm about to lose my mind. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
151 | The hardest part is not knowing whether I'm going to outlive my money. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
152 | Actually, he's not too happy about the summer construction job I got him. Why? | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
153 | People complain about bad luck, but it's really about their bad choices. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
154 | Tip? I've been coming here 10 years, this exact seat - never tipped. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
155 | Well, it's time to go. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
156 | Of course I have cat-like reflexes. Why'd you ask? | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
157 | I'm only a block away | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
158 | I'll pick up the check this time. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
159 | I'm tired of complaining but, honestly, it seems like it's just one damn thing after another. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
160 | Just once I wish you'd let me have the last word | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
161 | Just give one single concrete example | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
162 | And you said I'm next in line for CEO. Right? | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
163 | I'm proud to say I got this place built three months ahead of schedule and at thirty-five percent below budget. | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
164 | Have you been following the concussion studies from the NFL? | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
165 | For the first time in my life, I feel like everything is falling into place. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
166 | i think my smart watch is broken, it just says duck | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
167 | So I take an extra five minutes for lunch. What's the worst that can happen? | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
168 | Mindfulness allows me to live each day as if it were my last. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
169 | You better watch the Reubens, George. Pastrami will kill you. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
170 | If I could only have a sign... | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
171 | You know that moment when it just hits you? | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
172 | I'm being terminated. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
173 | For once, give me something concrete. | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
174 | the divorce went well, don't you think ? | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
175 | I finally feel like my luck is about to change ... | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
176 | You just never know, do you, Kevin? | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
177 | You get this one, I'll get the next one . | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
178 | Think this will be my last cup. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
179 | How much worse could it get? | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
180 | It's like I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
181 | My portfolio never saw Brazil, Russia, India and China coming. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
182 | Don, best not to think about retirement. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
183 | Mr Stevens, all I need is a quick signature in case anything unexpected happens. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
184 | So, worst case scenario, what do you foresee? | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
185 | I just wish I had proof of the gravity of the situation. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
186 | Relax, this always happens in cartoons! | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
187 | You know what your problem is? You always expect the worst. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
188 | Last mortgage payment,last alimony payment, yep Jim, things are finally looking up. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
189 | It's amazing how quickly they built this place. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
190 | ... and that's the truth, may God strike me dead. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
191 | A month off would be gift from heaven. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
192 | I think they need our table. | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
193 | I've always believed everything happens for a reason. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
194 | I don't think this day can get any worse. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
195 | I never tip here | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
196 | No, I'm not worried. Her mason husband is totally clueless. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
197 | My wife says I worry too much. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
198 | I have faith in the above. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
199 | They know me here. I don't even bother to tip anymore. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
200 | I have this eerie sense of impending doom | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
201 | We were lucky to get a table. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
202 | Should I be concerned about my future at the firm? | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
203 | As an author, I’ve been lucky. Never suffered from writer’s block. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
204 | And then she said, "you'll never see it coming . . ." | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
205 | What concussion threat? I'm an owner, not a fullback. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
206 | So, after we both sign, you'll be the richest man in town. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
207 | I'll get through this, if the roof doesn't cave in. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
208 | I just have this feeling of impending doom. | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
209 | So, what's the worst that could happen? | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
210 | You know it's great to be an insurance agent. I'm covered for anything. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
211 | So tell me again, what happens at these Freemason meetings? | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
212 | Is there time for a cappuccino? | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
213 | Gimme a sec; it's just a mental block. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
214 | Where's the Disgruntled Barista Surprise I ordered? | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
215 | Thanks for treating. I’ll get you next time. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
216 | My doctor said I have six months to live. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
217 | Cremation. Why do you ask? | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
218 | First Brenda leaves me, and now the layoff...don't tell me what's next. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
219 | Since switching to decaf the headaches have disappeared. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
220 | Note: No one was injured during the production of this cartoon caption drawing. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
221 | ...and then the medium said that today I would be struck dead by a cinder block and so I avoided the construction by my office building entirely. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
222 | Finally, things seem to be falling into place. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
223 | Nothing surprises me in New York anymore. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
224 | That's it! The meaning of life is . . . | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
225 | I feel like I'm just waiting for the next big thing to hit me. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
226 | That gluten is going to kill you. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
227 | Life's boring. Nothing ever happens to me. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
228 | I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
229 | Rosebud. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
230 | Any ideas why this place is called 'ACME Cafe'? | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
231 | Can you keep a secret? | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
232 | And if I'm lying, may God strike me dead. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
233 | I’ve started a bucket list. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
234 | I'm dying for another cup of coffee. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
235 | I really hope something comes my way soon. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
236 | So where are we at in our lawsuit against Looney Tunes? | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
237 | This is the last time I'm having coffee at this place | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
238 | But on a lighter note... | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
239 | So I put it all in a deferred annuity which will pay me big bucks when I reach 85. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
240 | I built this place. | 1.6000 | 0.26667 | 10 | 6 | 2 | 2 |
241 | I hear the women are rumbling about the glass ceiling again. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
242 | I don't see how they can block my nomination. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
243 | Those sausage biscuits will kill you. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
244 | Damocles? Damocles? Wasn't he with Lehman Brothers? | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
245 | So, I am still seeing the mason's wife. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
246 | Today can't get any worse. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
247 | I'm finished. How about you? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
248 | ...and not you, or anyone, or any thing is going to stop me... | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
249 | You know, sometimes I wonder whether Isaac Newton was actually a genius or just in the right place at the right time. | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
250 | Either I get a concrete proposal from these guys or I'm out! | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
251 | Give me a second and it'll hit me. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
252 | I'm just going to say this once." | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
253 | If the general election is like the primaries, you might as well kill me now. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
254 | I'm telling you Jim, I am sick of all the headaches! | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
255 | Do you think the chef took it personally? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
256 | What? Do I have something on my face? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
257 | We should have waited for a booth. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
258 | So let me tell you about this horrible day I've had. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
259 | I never tip here. Why do you ask? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
260 | Yes, you could say I'm hardheaded. Why? | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
261 | I take my coffee with one lump. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
262 | I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
263 | Why, yes, I am wearing clean underwear. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
264 | This is much better than the usual takeout. | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
265 | I'll need time to consider your insurance plan. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
266 | It's bad, but just remember it could always be worse. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
267 | ... and if I'm lying, may I be struck down from above. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
268 | You probably want that to go. | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
269 | Is something wrong? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
270 | I call tails | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
271 | We need a blockbuster. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
272 | You worry about tomorrow too much. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
273 | So, then it hits me out of the blue... | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
274 | This crick in my neck is killing me! | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
275 | I won't take up much of your time. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
276 | You're a dreamer, Bill. I need a concrete solution, or you can look for another job. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
277 | I have a feeling my luck is about to change. | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
278 | I'm depressed. Management told me this morning that they are offering me a retirement plan that I can't refuse. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
279 | Nice to do business in an actual brick and mortar store. | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
280 | Do you have any aspirin? | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
281 | My luck's gonna change. I can almost feel it. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
282 | I'm voting Trump unless I get some kind of concrete evidence not to. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
283 | Time for concrete action. | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
284 | And the blueberry muffins are to die for. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
285 | Eating those fast food burgers will kill you. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
286 | I feel like writing these online restaurant reviews has finally given me the outlet to find my true voice. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
287 | Duck? No, I ordered chicken. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
288 | I knew you shouldn't have said that. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
289 | So it's basically uber but for construction materials | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
290 | For the last time, Felix, look at me when I'm talking to you! | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
291 | Boy, I wish this day would end already. | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
292 | Great pitch for a movie, but I need to see stars. | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
293 | Look's like you're about to own this diner. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
294 | Duck? No, I'm leaning toward the chicken. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
295 | How come now you are telling me you have been sleeping with my wife? | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
296 | Do you have a minute? | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
297 | Eight years since the crash and I finally feel like my luck is changing. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
298 | Did I mention I made partner? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
299 | So. . . are you ready to cement this deal? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
300 | Sometimes I get a mental block. | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
301 | Isaac Newton had it easy. | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
302 | I always feel like there's a weight on my shoulders | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
303 | I think I'll just have to wait for the right idea to hit me. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
304 | One last thought... | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
305 | If all goes well, my accountant says I will be able to retire in five years! | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
306 | Can I finish my point please? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
307 | Good news, my cholesterol is... | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
308 | You have to be really hardheaded to survive is this business. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
309 | I don't know. You think I'm lucky? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
310 | What you don't know can't hurt you. | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
311 | So, what's the BAD news? | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
312 | MetLife. Why do you ask? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
313 | It's official: I'm retiring next month - while I'm still in good health. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
314 | Their overhead is killing their business | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
315 | There's really nothing worse than bad coffee. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
316 | Remember what Mom used to tell us about wearing clean underwear? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
317 | Yes, there are many dangers to being a spy. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
318 | You wouldn't believe the kind of day I've had. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
319 | And she's constantly making empty threats. | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
320 | I can be as hard headed as the next man. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
321 | So I made an anti-cementic remark. Big deal. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
322 | Ten years searching for the Holy Grail of investing, and then it hit me... | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
323 | Trust me, that is all I'm going to have to say about this. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
324 | I tell you, Frank, it hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
325 | Do you ever think where you'll be in five years? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
326 | Don't say anything- cartoon law says it won't fall on me if I don't look. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
327 | It kills me having to work through lunch. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
328 | Give me something concrete ! | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
329 | Dont worry, Lunch is on Me! | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
330 | I've requested drone delivery for all materials. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
331 | I hope I get his office. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
332 | What on Earth did you say to that coyote? | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
333 | I recommend the duck. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
334 | As an actuary, I know all the risks. | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
335 | ...But I'm sure something will break my way soon. | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
336 | Nothing more painful than a $7 cup of coffee | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
337 | Coffee. What a life-saver! | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
338 | I'll tell you man. If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
339 | And to think we almost got the table by the kitchen door. | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
340 | Why the long face? | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
341 | I swear that this is the last day I am eating here. | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
342 | ...so to play it safe, I'm cutting out gluten. | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
343 | Great! My coffee's cold. Can this day get any worse? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
344 | I am not sure that you understand the gravity of the situation. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
345 | "Frank, you know what's odd for the first time in my life I've forgotten my rabbits foot". | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
346 | My one regret in college. I never got stoned. | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
347 | Defy the odds—it's what's made me the man I am today! | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
348 | Should I cash in my 401(k) or not? I need some kind of sign. | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
349 | I honestly can't imagine things getting much worse... | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
350 | Not falling for your lame April Fool this year buddy! | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
351 | I can't shake this feeling that the other shoe is about to drop. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
352 | I wish my luck would change | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
353 | Yeah, but I still have these premonitions of doom. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
354 | You ever feel like things just hit you out of the blue? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
355 | Aetna. Why do you ask? | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
356 | Think I'll knock off early today. | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
357 | I got rid of the motorcycle. Too dangerous. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
358 | There's nothing I fear more than a Trump presidency, nothing! | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
359 | I have closing arguments in the Don Giovanni case today. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
360 | May God strike me down if I'm wrong. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
361 | Life insurance is for suckers. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
362 | The underlying, structural stability of brick and mortar businesses remains strong. | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
363 | My life feels so predictable of late. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
364 | No, the restraining order didn't specifically prohibit contact by drone... | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
365 | I can't drink coffee. It's bad for my health. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
366 | I hate all these Chicken Little predictions! | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
367 | Once I sign the papers, this whole block is coming down. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
368 | So you've never been sick, never worn a seat belt and you don't believe in fate? | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
369 | The layoff, my prostrate scare, my wife's affair. Sure glad bad things only come in threes. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
370 | I know, I know. It's been there all week. | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
371 | You signed the check, right? | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
372 | You seem distracted | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
373 | If you get this lunch I'll get the next. | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
374 | You're right, I shouldn't worry about it. | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
375 | I wish Donald Trump were here. | 1.5714 | 0.36886 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
376 | And then it literally hit me... | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
377 | Hollow threats don't impress me. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
378 | Do you feel a draft? | 1.5714 | 0.20203 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
379 | - I like your idea but you have to make it more concrete to convince me | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
380 | I'm sure it was just a hollow threat. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
381 | No, I don't think women will ever break through the glass ceiling. | 1.5556 | 0.29397 | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 |
382 | Don't worry, it isn't a piano this time. | 1.5556 | 0.29397 | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 |
383 | Well, there's always tomorrow. | 1.5556 | 0.29397 | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 |
384 | Well, Bob, looks like I won't have to let you go after all. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
385 | This day can only get better after a morning like that. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
386 | I just joined the Optimist Club. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
387 | The service here has really gone downhill. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
388 | I've been thinking that I just might be an atheist. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
389 | I ate way too much but it hasn't hit me yet! | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
390 | Do you think we need a contingency plan? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
391 | So, the Doc says I'm healthy as a horse and I'll live well past 90... | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
392 | Did you remember to tip? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
393 | Well, I think it's about time for me to go. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
394 | My ex-wife highly recommended this place. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
395 | What could go wrong? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
396 | They have a table time limit. But I've never seen it enforced. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
397 | Yes I do believe in karma—why? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
398 | "I'll have the Grande Concussion with an extra shot, a splatter of heavy cream, and 2 sugars". | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
399 | So then it hit me, like a ... | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
400 | There's a subtle difference between a "schlemiel" and a "schlimazel." | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
401 | Pay attention, I am not going to repeat myself! | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
402 | I worked my whole life to get where I am right now | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
403 | it looks like the Mexicans have rejected the 1st section of the iconic Trump ordered border wall | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
404 | There's nothing worse than lukewarm coffee... | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
405 | Any final thoughts? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
406 | What are you gonna get? I really don't want anything heavy. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
407 | Is everything okay? You seem distracted. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
408 | Voodoo Shmoodoo | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
409 | Yup, she doubled the policy. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
410 | I comfort myself with the fact that I know things can't get any worse. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
411 | You never know, you could get hit by a bus | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
412 | You know that stuff is going to kill you. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
413 | I suppose I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
414 | Consolidated Life. Why? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
415 | Yes, I'm still writing that exposé on the Masons. Why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
416 | I see a promotion in my future | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
417 | After our 40 year friendship, Richard, I'm finally coming out to reveal my true feeling for you. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
418 | all this 'no tipping allowed' business, it's just un-American... | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
419 | Today I decided to start working out. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
420 | Why didn't you order something heavy? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
421 | No, I don't think Jane knows about the divorce yet. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
422 | My coffee's cold and they overcharged me for the bagel. What else could go wrong today? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
423 | Made You Look! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
424 | It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
425 | I can't believe how lucky I am to have pulled off this deal. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
426 | You seem preoccupied. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
427 | I haven't told anyone, but I'm giving you the promotion... | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
428 | There's a fly in this coffee. Ugh, my day is ruined! | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
429 | Let me get the check this time. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
430 | So far, it hasn't been a bad day. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
431 | Nice try Tom... What is it this time, a cinder block?! | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
432 | Can you imagine anything that could possibly be worse than President Trump.... | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
433 | Trust me: we'll survive the next housing crash. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
434 | Gravity? Pssh, it's just a theory! | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
435 | My wife says I lack 'gravitas.' | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
436 | What time you got? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
437 | Gravity is not a fact, it's a theory. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
438 | You didn't hear it from me, but the person who's been stealing the paper clips is— | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
439 | You might want to change your position | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
440 | I can't see what else could go wrong. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
441 | It'll hit me in a second. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
442 | I just came back from my annual check up ..doc says i'll live to be a hundred. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
443 | I'm representing the plaintiff in the crane collapse case. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
444 | Sorry! I cannot renew your policy. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
445 | I just wish something new and exciting would happen to me. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
446 | I'm on a crash diet. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
447 | I really feel that the contractor appreciated my recommendations. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
448 | Have you seen 'Concussion' yet? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
449 | One lump please. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
450 | Nothing good ever happens before my first cup of coffee. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
451 | I know I'm babbling...but really, I'm almost done. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
452 | Are you even listening to me at all? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
453 | I am testifying on building code violations. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
454 | You have more of a chance of being killed by a falling block than by a terrorist. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
455 | Yes, your entire case rests on my testimony. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
456 | Yes, I take one lump with my tea. Why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
457 | you know, it hasn't quite hit me yet | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
458 | Got one of those standing desks. Gonna add years to my life. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
459 | No. Why? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
460 | I hope you're wearing clean underwear | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
461 | ...Zika, and then there's ebola trying to make a comeback. Betty and I like to travel, but I'm staying put where it's safe! | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
462 | Do you want to know what my horoscope said today? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
463 | I feel a migraine coming | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
464 | What do you think God will say when he hears I'm voting for Trump? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
465 | If God were a woman, I'd be dead by now. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
466 | Finally, I get a seat in this joint. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
467 | ...interesting question... is there anything super quick to do on my bucket list... | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
468 | Now, quit interrupting me. | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
469 | Location, location, location. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
470 | Did I mention I got Hamilton tickets for next week? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
471 | In the cement business irony goes over everybody's head. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
472 | Yeah, I know about online gourmet meals, but nothing beats the old brick-and-mortar diner. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
473 | Construction... and you? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
474 | Yeah, I DID leave an 8% tip last time....it's not like they remember stuff like that. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
475 | It's not like it's the end of the world. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
476 | The great thing is the headaches stopped as soon as I switched to decaff. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
477 | They say coffee's actually good for you -- it's the sugar you have to watch out for. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
478 | I'm always wondering when the other shoe is going to fall... | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
479 | Shall I ask for the check? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
480 | Oh don't be dramatic, Herb, it's not like the sky is falling. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
481 | When was the last time you had a sense of foreboding? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
482 | So, tell me something I don't know. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
483 | I don't believe in writer's block. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
484 | Would you please stay focused, we almost finished. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
485 | There is really no good time to tell your best friend you are in love with his wife. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
486 | Then she said, "Would it kill you to go out and enjoy yourself for once?" | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
487 | It suddenly hit me like a ton of bricks | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
488 | For years I searched for the meaning of life. Then it hit me. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
489 | $3.25 for coffee? This is the last time I'm ever coming here. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
490 | I'm learning to just live in the moment. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
491 | Karma?....Really? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
492 | Then, out of the blue, it just hits me. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
493 | Knock on wood - the divorce has been very amicable so far. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
494 | TrI bet there is nothing worse than getting your finger stuck in a plastic lid. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
495 | What can happen? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
496 | I have always hated "duck." Why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
497 | I'm out of ideas, Phil. I need something concrete to strike me. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
498 | I'm pretty sure she won't be pulling that passive-aggressive stuff with me anymore. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
499 | I can't believe that tomorrow is finally my retirement day. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
500 | Can you get the check? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
501 | So, I told her to drop it. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
502 | Did you know my Dad was a mason? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
503 | I really want the brisket, but I know I should get the kale. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
504 | Whoa....did you just call me a BLOCKHEAD! | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
505 | I’m telling you, I can’t think of anything more devastating than Writer’s Block... | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
506 | I mean it. I really don't see how this day could get any worse. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
507 | Something, anything, to break the routine. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
508 | I'm really just looking for some concrete results. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
509 | Guess I'll get the bill. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
510 | My headache is finally gone! | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
511 | I need much more than pennies from heaven! | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
512 | You wouldn't believe what my horoscope said today. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
513 | I'm predicting a major crash. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
514 | No, I don't believe in karma. Why? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
515 | You have to listen because I am not going to repeat myself. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
516 | Do you think I should up my life insurance? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
517 | ...And I told her, honey, just trust my 6th sense about these things...it'll all be fine. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
518 | What did you say? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
519 | Okay, I'll give you a concrete example. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
520 | MetLife. Why do.....? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
521 | Enough about my problems. How are you? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
522 | I need this new job like a need a hole in my head. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
523 | I wouldn't wait on the cream and sugar if I were you. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
524 | I have term life. Why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
525 | She says I don't understand 'dramatic irony.' | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
526 | Is it too late now to say sorry? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
527 | "What I'm about to tell you may save your life."$ | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
528 | I don't know ... things just come to me. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
529 | After the way this year's stock market started, I don't think anything could surprise me! | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
530 | Baristas are always so judgmental. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
531 | I think I'll order the Chicken Little | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
532 | Lately, I've felt like I'm always the last one to know. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
533 | Things are finally looking' up for me Dave. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
534 | And then it hit me. It was like... | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
535 | I'm finally happy, you know? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
536 | My psychiatrist says I'm blocking too much. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
537 | Don't worry, I'm very aware of the current situation. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
538 | I was thinking, maybe I just won't go back to the office later. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
539 | Good news. I got my cholesterol down below 200. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
540 | You know, I really do think America could be great again | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
541 | All science is just theory. Take gravity for instance . . . | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
542 | Are you using "brick" figuratively? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
543 | Karma schmarma. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
544 | But you mean "cinder block" metaphorically though, right? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
545 | Eat'n that stuff will kill you someday. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
546 | Simile. Metaphor would be 'like a ton of bricks.' | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
547 | I'm still waiting for my fifteen minutes of fame. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
548 | No point worrying about what might happen. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
549 | So when do I get my 15 minutes of fame? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
550 | I swear, there's nothing worse than a lid that doesn't quite fit. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
551 | So I said, "Like I'm supposed to walk all the way around the ladder?" | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
552 | What say we skip dessert? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
553 | Do you ever feel like your world is just falling apart? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
554 | I don't believe in gravity. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
555 | Ever get that 'Today's not my day' feeling? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
556 | Things have been going well, can't complain. How about you? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
557 | I've always been more of a lego man. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
558 | You have a point, Fred, but we need to think long term. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
559 | That stuff will kill ya, Chuck. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
560 | You're right, life sucks and then you die. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
561 | Before I can act on this I will need something more concrete. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
562 | Weird. My wife said it felt like her lucky day this morning. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
563 | I feel great. Today is the first day of the rest of my life! | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
564 | I mean, this day just can't get any worse. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
565 | I wish I could stop seeing her | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
566 | It'll hit me in a moment. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
567 | I'm not sure if my ex-wife is happy with her settlement. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
568 | Seriously, I'm having some kind of block. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
569 | I take mine with one lump. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
570 | I'm not leaving a tip. Karma shmarma. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
571 | I think we've covered it all. Good meeting. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
572 | Nothing ever changes | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
573 | No, I don't believe in insurance. Why? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
574 | You wouldn't believe the headache I woke up with this morning. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
575 | Today's Special...Squash? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
576 | Of course I'll sign. What's the hurry? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
577 | I don't get it. I thought he said the Kenyan blend had a hard finish. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
578 | Could this day get any worse? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
579 | I've finally made my peace with the man upstairs. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
580 | I need concrete proof. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
581 | And she just rags on and on with karma this, karma that... | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
582 | I asked for crushed ice in my drink. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
583 | I'll believe in 'climate change' when something concrete happens. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
584 | Solutions usually just hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
585 | What dou you mean the future isn't bright? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
586 | Yes, I did order the duck. You don't need to yell about it. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
587 | The thing is, people never think about infrastructure until it impacts them directly. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
588 | Do you have an aspirin, I feel a splitting headache coming on. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
589 | I wanted your input because you are always seeing things before other people do. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
590 | Did I tell you I finally paid off my student loans? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
591 | She seemed happy with the terms of the divorce. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
592 | No, I don't give much thought to "what ifs?" | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
593 | The odds of Trump becoming president are about the same as. . . | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
594 | Don't worry about the check | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
595 | Let me get the check. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
596 | So I said "Curse away you old witch..." | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
597 | My wife dreams of being the person-of -interest on Dateline. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
598 | Is there something you aren't telling me? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
599 | You might want to seriously consider taking the rest of the afternoon off. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
600 | Jim, I'm not falling for your 'made you look' game again. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
601 | I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
602 | Nothing surprises me any more, Jim. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
603 | I'm getting sick and tired of all those global warming 'Chicken Little' forecasts. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
604 | Quick, smell the coffee! | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
605 | If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to live in the moment. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
606 | Do you think I'm too pessimistic? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
607 | Could you ever see yourself having my job? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
608 | I have to tell someone. I voted for Trump. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
609 | Yes, my life insurance premiums are paid up. Why? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
610 | I wouldn't worry about your diet. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
611 | Carla took it surprisingly well when I said I was leaving her. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
612 | yeah...well my plate is clean for the rest of today... | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
613 | There's only one thing my insurance doesn't cover. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
614 | This time it's on me, kid. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
615 | I heard that one of us is getting downsized | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
616 | And this latte was half price. Must be my lucky day. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
617 | You don't want to know what a day I had ... | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
618 | I think they misunderstood your dessert order.... | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
619 | What, like another cup of coffee's gonna kill me? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
620 | Everyone thinks I’m paranoid. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
621 | If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me down right now. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
622 | Not a feeling, Larry. It's more like a premonition... | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
623 | No, things are not looking up. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
624 | My Accidental Death and Disability insurance just lapsed. Do you know a good agent? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
625 | I stole the church collection cup to pay for our lunch. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
626 | So I told her, I don't believe in curses. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
627 | Nothing could make this day worse for me. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
628 | Sometimes you're just sitting there innocently and a brick falls on your head... | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
629 | The sky is falling? Geez, next thing you'll say my cup is half empty. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
630 | OK. The ten million bucks is hidden in . . . | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
631 | So you really didn't mind my getting the promotion? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
632 | I've finally shaken my fear of impending doom. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
633 | I was just sitting there, and then that's when it hit me... | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
634 | I wonder why they call it the 'chicken little' soup... | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
635 | I need something more concrete than just "a sign." | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
636 | Anyway -- you'll never guess what happened next. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
637 | Some people need to be hit with a ton of bricks before they realize their New Yorker cartoon captions just aren't funny. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
638 | Then she said, 'I believe you'. How lucky is that? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
639 | You know that stuff will kill ya. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
640 | I'm headed for the graveyard shift | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
641 | I'm not worried about me but Peggy is going to be crushed. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
642 | I know Edith would want me to remarry and be happy. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
643 | What were you saying about tomorrow? | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
644 | You wouldn't believe the week I've had Tom. It just never ends! | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
645 | So my doctor told me I can't keep eating red meat. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
646 | Don't worry, this one's on me. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
647 | I eat sensibly, I don't smoke or drink, and I have the blood pressure and metabolism of a teen-ager. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
648 | I'm not seeing any signs of a crash. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
649 | I just feel I need something more concrete | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
650 | I think the worse is probably over. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
651 | Knock knock. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
652 | I guess I'll sleep when I'm dead. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
653 | I never tip for coffee. | 1.4444 | 0.24216 | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 |
654 | So my last boyfriend designed this place. | 1.4444 | 0.24216 | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 |
655 | Things couldn't be better, thanks. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
656 | I need something concrete. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
657 | Infrastructure, Shminfrastructure!! | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
658 | No, I never get writer's block. Why do you ask? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
659 | What will it take that you adhere to our safety standards? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
660 | Maybe, but now is the time to lean back! | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
661 | I just signed my divorce papers, and boy do I feel free. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
662 | No. I don't believe in Karma. Why do you ask? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
663 | These Karma Koffee baristas never give me the number of lumps I request. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
664 | 36 years and I'm finally retiring. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
665 | I think my ex-wife is out to get me. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
666 | I was just fired , now what? | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
667 | Hang on...it'll hit me any second now. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
668 | By the way, why did we trade places today? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
669 | I mean, it was like it came out of nowhere. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
670 | Then after the longest time, all of a sudden it hit me... | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
671 | A will, no why? | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
672 | That's the last time I'm ordering a kale salad. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
673 | Some days you just wake up feeling invincible. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
674 | I think my ex is finally letting go of her anger. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
675 | I told her voo-doo is nonsense. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
676 | Well, I do feel your pending sense of doom has some validity. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
677 | When haven't I kept my head under pressure! | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
678 | I have long term insurance, why? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
679 | I can't think of one thing that would make me vote for Trump. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
680 | I think it could be a blockbuster. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
681 | And then I said, 'A mediated divorce? I don't think so.' | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
682 | A term policy through work. Why? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
683 | Insurance?Why? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
684 | You say Trump engages in shoddy construction practices - well, I say where's the proof? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
685 | Last night was a hell of a night. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
686 | Thanks for asking.......I think my divorce is proceeding quite amicably. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
687 | Honest George, I can't shake this feeling of impending doom. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
688 | I'll leave the abstract philosophizing to you Ted, I deal in concrete ideas. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
689 | This writer's block is killing me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
690 | It could be worse... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
691 | They raised the premium on my life insurance policy, so l canceled it. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
692 | Whatever I got, this chai tea should knock it out. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
693 | Only three days until my retirement portfolio matures. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
694 | Things are really falling into place | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
695 | I heard this place is known for its flat white. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
696 | Got good news from the Doctor this morning | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
697 | First, the wife left me. Next, the dog died. Then... | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
698 | I'm suffering writer's block. Man, what can be worse than writer's block? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
699 | I think we are getting a gentle hint to vacate the table! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
700 | I think we've reached our free refill limit. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
701 | Shouldn't we both be concerned about overhead? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
702 | Cancel my order. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
703 | I don’t believe in tipping. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
704 | Actually, our research shows football is no more dangerous than drinking coffee in a diner. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
705 | I just got fired. What worse could happen? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
706 | Tell me, how could things possibly get any worse? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
707 | Writer's block may be the least of your worries. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
708 | Fred was discussing his writers block with his editor when it suddenly hit him. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
709 | This presentation really just needs something concrete, you know? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
710 | I'm sorry, I know I can be a block head sometimes.... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
711 | My cosmetic surgery went well. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
712 | I should be so lucky | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
713 | Life is shorter than you think. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
714 | And the last thing I want to say is ... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
715 | My goal is to become a talking head at the network | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
716 | You don't always have to mimic me when I say things are starting to look up! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
717 | Sorry. I'm having another mental block. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
718 | And I told that Fortune Teller that I wasn't going to pay her because it was imposs.... | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
719 | Is it possible to let bygones be bygones? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
720 | I hate it when people say, "It hit me like a ton of bricks." It's insensitive to people who actually get hit with a ton of bricks. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
721 | Without morning coffee I wouldn't last the day. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
722 | Oh, about 10,000 to 1, why? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
723 | Grow up...Karma is for losers | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
724 | I don’t believe in luck. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
725 | Please hold that thought. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
726 | Have you ever experienced writers block.? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
727 | Good ideas don't just drop out of the sky. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
728 | I ordered the chef's surprise whatever that is. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
729 | Wait. It'll come to me in a second. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
730 | No, I don't think a little coffee is going to kill you. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
731 | If I don't get that promotion, I'll be crushed. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
732 | My work has just been weighing so heavily on me lately. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
733 | How gullible do you think I am, John? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
734 | I'm sorry Bill, there's just no openings right now at the firm | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
735 | They say I'm a concrete thinker. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
736 | Unfortunately, all you have is circumstantial evidence. If something concrete appears, let me know. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
737 | I hear their coffee packs quite a wallop. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
738 | No more coffee for me. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
739 | What do you mean one lump or two? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
740 | I'm really feeling groggy today, I hope this coffee gives me a jolt. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
741 | Do you feel a breeze? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
742 | Yes, Obama Care. Why? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
743 | So I said to the construction worker, "Can't you hurry this job up?" | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
744 | You seem distracted. What's up? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
745 | I must reveal this horrible secret about your | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
746 | I must stop playing Tetris | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
747 | she just blocked me on "Cinder" | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
748 | I finally met Tabitha's parents. Her mom's a teacher and her dad's a mason. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
749 | I'm an actuary. Why do you ask? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
750 | then I told her she needed to let go of what was weighing on her mind... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
751 | I'm having the Special | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
752 | I'm telling you, industrial chic is the next big thing in restaurant design. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
753 | Do you know what's ironic? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
754 | All those burgers you eat will kill you. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
755 | Stanley, you're not paying attention. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
756 | One more wouldn't hurt | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
757 | Did you order the 'Chicken Little' pie? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
758 | Lousy Horoscope this morning. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to stop that nonsense. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
759 | Short term, I'm bullish. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
760 | I'll get the next one. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
761 | Something's coming, I don't know what it is, but it is... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
762 | Things are gonna get worse before they get better. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
763 | My schedule the rest of the afternoon ? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
764 | What do you think of the implications of quantum mechanics? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
765 | I think we can save on construction costs by cutting back on hard hats | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
766 | To be honest, Phil, things just haven't been going my way lately. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
767 | Is that an Acme brick? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
768 | What do you mean I should have ordered something lighter? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
769 | Anything else, my time's about up on the meter? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
770 | Hey Joe. You know that brilliant idea of yours? I took credit for it with the boss, and I'm getting a raise. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
771 | He's gonna make America great again. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
772 | I just feel this great weight coming down on me | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
773 | Yea, I'm short sellin ACME. Why? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
774 | I just wish something would hit me that could change my life. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
775 | Yeah, but moving is such a headache. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
776 | Wow, he was right... Today really is his last day at work. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
777 | Let’s skip any more talk about insurance and just enjoy the meal. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
778 | I'm torn between the tuna melt and the BLT. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
779 | The hazelnut's extra but hey, life is short. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
780 | It looks like I've got the check. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
781 | I'd like to drop another ten pounds. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
782 | Free refills? Must be my lucky day! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
783 | Hate to say this, but I think that's a bug in your coffee. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
784 | "I know what you're thinking Fred,.....they'll never listen to a word I'm about to say at this afternoon's meeting". | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
785 | I finally feel that things are about to start going my way. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
786 | I'm more of a Big Idea guy than a concrete thinker. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
787 | You know, I sometimes wonder where I'll be in 20 years. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
788 | Maybe I shouldn't have catcalled that construction worker | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
789 | How would you rate the ambiance? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
790 | Do we have time for dessert? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
791 | New York Life......why? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
792 | Did you hear the fat lady sing? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
793 | I've got the best insider trading tip ever.... | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
794 | Sometimes I feel like a character in a roadrunner cartoon. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
795 | Hey. You Know How Sometimes Things Just Fall In Your Lap? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
796 | So then she says, "Something really bad is going to happen to you today." | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
797 | I'm changing my will tomorrow and leaving everything to you. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
798 | So I just wanted to give you a heads up on what's gonna go down, Murray. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
799 | You ever get the feeling that it's just one of those days? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
800 | So you say you broke a mirror this morning? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
801 | I violated my non-disclosure agreement. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
802 | Will? Why would I need a will? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
803 | There is nothing that you, or anybody else could say, that could stop me from voting for Donald Trump! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
804 | Chicken Little didn't have a clue. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
805 | We've come up with some preliminary ideas, but nothing concrete, yet. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
806 | My motto is, live every day as if it's your last. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
807 | And after all that, I won the lottery. Isn't it ironic? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
808 | Those global warming idiots are like chicken little! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
809 | A reality television personality as president; not in my lifetime. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
810 | You know…I think I feel a headache coming on. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
811 | I got this feeling, Ted, that my life is starting to turn around. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
812 | May the ceiling fall on me if this isn't a great deal! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
813 | Well, one thing I'M sure of . . . . | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
814 | I'm waiting for the payoff, but it's still up in the air. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
815 | You wouldn't believe my luck lately. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
816 | My wife claims that she put a hex on me. Rubbish! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
817 | I forgot to mention, I sign the life insurance papers tomorrow. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
818 | I have a feeling my overhead will drop significantly... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
819 | Do you think the April Fools pranks are getting out of hand this year? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
820 | Frankly, I find the media's continual 'sky is falling' mentality tiresome. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
821 | I'm no blockhead, Trump would make a great President. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
822 | These construction delays are killin' me. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
823 | God swiped left. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
824 | My doctor says all I have to do is watch my calories. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
825 | How did it happen? I don't know....I was just having a cup of coffee, minding my own business, and suddenly it hit me. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
826 | I feel like things are finally looking up. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
827 | My LDL is a little high. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
828 | I think we should have made that coffee to go | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
829 | Doctor said I may even become a centenarian. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
830 | Ever feel like something bad is about to happen? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
831 | You're right! Life is not fair! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
832 | Honestly, I've just been sitting around waiting for something to hit me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
833 | Duck! Ah, too bad...share your coffee? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
834 | I'm happy with my job... I've been promoted senior risk analyst. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
835 | I just don't see any reason to look up. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
836 | Life is short, you know? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
837 | I hear the company's just about to start making cuts. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
838 | All morning I've felt this headache coming on. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
839 | I can't seem to shake this writers block. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
840 | I may have to rethink my position. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
841 | Sure stock process are down, but how bad can it get? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
842 | Should we look at the dessert menu? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
843 | What a day, I keep waiting for a brick to fall on me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
844 | Being agnostic just means that I don't worry so much anymore. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
845 | So you're not laying me off, after all? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
846 | Would it hurt to ask for one concrete solution to my problems? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
847 | Like you always say, "Today's the first day of the rest of my life." | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
848 | My wife says it's risky to drink from a styrofoam cup. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
849 | This one's on you!! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
850 | So I told her, 'Here's a tip, honey. Get a real job.' | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
851 | Gosh, your horoscope was bang on. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
852 | Rest assured, there's no such thing as karma. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
853 | You blockhead! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
854 | Who knew the Road Runner Diner would be so realistic? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
855 | I've got an interview with a Fortune 500 headhunter. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
856 | They take it personal if you don't leave a big enough tip | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
857 | ...so she asked me, "One lump or two?" | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
858 | You getting the chicken little salad sandwich too? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
859 | My insurance company? New England Life of course. Why? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
860 | So I told him that I have done some thinking and I don't need a life insurance... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
861 | I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about Karma! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
862 | My horoscope told me to expect a big change in life. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
863 | How about hitting me with something a little more concrete? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
864 | And then this jerk from accounting said, "Live every day like it was your last." | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
865 | That's when it hit me. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
866 | I feel as if life is passing me by. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
867 | Decaf--just my luck! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
868 | I believe you make your own luck. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
869 | You never know, maybe I'll win the lottery. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
870 | Sometimes diet and exercise just isn't enough. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
871 | I don't get "interesting" surprises. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
872 | If I'm lying, I'm dying! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
873 | Why wouldn't I need to worry about my vacation plans? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
874 | I'm afraid we are out of time. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
875 | Any new ideas on ways to test the new NFL concussion protocols? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
876 | Just coffee? I was hoping for something stronger. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
877 | I'm just glad I got my cholesterol under control. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
878 | Think I'll skip dessert. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
879 | I feel like it just hasn't hit me yet. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
880 | I can feel it, something big is coming. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
881 | I hope this is just Tetris starting again. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
882 | So then, suddenly, it hits me! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
883 | What's a four letter word for karma? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
884 | Can we work cooperatively with this union? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
885 | Calm down, Bill | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
886 | Someone ought to do something about this coffee | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
887 | Do you think we should worry about Zika virus? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
888 | Where the hell is that lousy waitress? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
889 | I've got a really good feeling about today. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
890 | The ad said this coffee would knock you out but I don't agree. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
891 | Good news! I think my stocks have bottomed out and are finally going up. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
892 | Some people won't accept the truth unless it falls on their head like a brick from above. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
893 | I'll buy lunch today. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
894 | Brick & mortar just isn't relevant anymore. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
895 | I think I'll take another lump. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
896 | You know that feeling, like you're just waiting for the other shoe to drop? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
897 | This is one of those days when you have to wonder what the hell else can go wrong? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
898 | It's true; I always have to have the last word. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
899 | I ordered the little chicken sandwich. Why? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
900 | Don't look up. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
901 | So far the divorce has been surprisingly civil. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
902 | I haven't told anybody, but I'm making you a partner in the firm... | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
903 | So, is that your final offer? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
904 | It's not my fault I was born lucky. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
905 | I hope we get our food soon. I don't have much time." | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
906 | It's about to get much worse my friend. Much worse!! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
907 | But the most hurtful part was being accused of lacking judgment. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
908 | Well, yes, but my feeling of impending doom seems something other than just political. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
909 | I'd get that coffee to go... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
910 | ...So after two disastrous marriages, my job being terminated and the BMW being totaled, I think I'm finally out of the woods... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
911 | I don't think you understand the gravity of my situation. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
912 | I think the worst is over. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
913 | For my inspection I'm giving this coffee shop a perfect rating for cleanliness and safety. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
914 | Are they checking us or the lattes? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
915 | I had this mind block, and then it hit me... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
916 | So I told him, 'At least I'm not a construction worker...' | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
917 | Their triple caffeine blend is guaranteed to keep you alert and awake. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
918 | This should help me wake up. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
919 | Hey buddy...nevermind | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
920 | I hear this place wasn't supposed to open until tomorrow. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
921 | Strike me dead if I'm lying! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
922 | I think I can offer you some concrete advice. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
923 | I just couldn’t come up with a caption. And then it hits me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
924 | You move! I'm perfectly comfortable. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
925 | I guess there're worse things than writers block. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
926 | My success is a function of talent and hard work. I don't believe in luck. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
927 | So I asked myself, what's the worst that could happen? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
928 | I don't think you fully grasp the gravity of the situation. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
929 | I'd hate to have something like that hanging over my head. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
930 | Okay, I will purchase life insurance. Just please stop with the suggestive morbid stories. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
931 | Do you ever get the feeling something bad is about to happen? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
932 | You know that cookie will kill you, don't you ? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
933 | My doctor says caffeine will kill me. I think he's wrong. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
934 | Cinder-fella | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
935 | Wait for it..... | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
936 | Any last words? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
937 | I'm just in a really good place right now. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
938 | I should leave a big tip, shouldn't I... | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
939 | I'm gonna make partner if it's the last thing I | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
940 | I'm dead certain. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
941 | The gods are mad at us. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
942 | I'm thinking of leaving the firm. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
943 | ...but I do feel there is a correction coming | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
944 | Oh no, it's back. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
945 | Can I borrow 20 bucks? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
946 | I told her I don't believe in karma! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
947 | I've never felt quite this alive before. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
948 | Every now and then, I get a mental block. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
949 | The latte here is to die for. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
950 | Do you ever feel like you can sense a headache before it happens? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
951 | ... and then it hit me. We need to be more reactive. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
952 | Speaking concretely . . . | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
953 | I wrote a poem about the lightness of being, do you want to hear it? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
954 | The silver lining -- it's not a ton of bricks. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
955 | May God drop a cinderblock on my head if I am lying. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
956 | These estimates look promising, but I'm going to need something concrete. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
957 | If I am lying then let God strike me dead! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
958 | Duck! What duck? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
959 | IT'S ALL ABOUT MANAGING DOWNSIDE RISK. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
960 | Hah! My horoscope says “Avoid coffee today.” | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
961 | I hate when they give me an extra lump | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
962 | What's with the look, John? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
963 | Son, you may be my only heir,but you can't take over until you've learned to cut construction costs the way I have. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
964 | Could you at least look at me when I'm talking to you? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
965 | Things have really fallen off around here. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
966 | But you would tell me, right? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
967 | Yes I did say the food here is to die for. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
968 | I just need a sign | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
969 | Last week was a headache, but now I'm looking at the upside. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
970 | My luck's finally changing. I think I'll bu.... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
971 | Is there anything else I can show you to convince you to buy this insurance policy? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
972 | Speaking of writer's block... | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
973 | my astrologer cancelled my appointment. I thought they were like therapists, they never really say 'you don't need me anymore'. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
974 | I think the management welcomed my criticism of the macchiato. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
975 | Did you know this place is closing? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
976 | I've never felt better in my life, why? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
977 | So as I was saying about Murphy's law... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
978 | Yea, yea, Chicken Little. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
979 | According to my horoscope, I should expect a windfall. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
980 | So the bomb exploded but, luckily, I was unscathed. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
981 | My cholesterol has improved. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
982 | Let me explain why your contract with the mob is non-binding. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
983 | My wife says I should be more optimistic. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
984 | Maybe just summarize, instead. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
985 | I don't know, I'm feeling blocked. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
986 | The pastries here are to die for. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
987 | And then I said to her, Cogito ergo sum. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
988 | Oh, you know, tomorrow is another day! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
989 | It's incredible. I've finally learned to live in the moment. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
990 | Did you ever get THAT feeling? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
991 | See mints? What mints? I don't see any mints... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
992 | When will the renovations be done? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
993 | Stocks are dropping, bonds are dropping- | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
994 | So I recently decided to stop making my alimony payments. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
995 | I think we should take the long view. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
996 | ...and then, it finally hit me... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
997 | Stop with your paranoia, cinder blocks are not falling from the sky! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
998 | I just feel something's not right. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
999 | I don't know what I'm afraid of. Flying is safer than driving . . . | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1000 | Life is so unpredictable, isn't it? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1001 | Heads up, Tom. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1002 | Deadlines are a killer. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1003 | At least it's not an anvil. That's so cliché. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1004 | I just have a feeling something big is coming my way...you know? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1005 | Trust me. Life insurance is a sucker's bet. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1006 | What a week! Scratched the car, couldn't sleep . . . | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1007 | Don't bother, I'll get the check. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1008 | Real quick, Steve – what’s your garage code? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1009 | Coffee's cold. I won't be coming here again. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1010 | I have planned for every eventuality. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1011 | Your turn to buy lunch, or mine? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1012 | You forgot to knock on wood. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1013 | You won't believe what happened to me last night. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1014 | I'm starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1015 | Decaf! Can this day get any worse? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1016 | I snuck in 22oz soda | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1017 | Sugar? One brick or two? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1018 | You know, I think I've finally discovered the meaning of life. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1019 | Would you mind trading seats? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1020 | Heads up, is so cliché. It's really unfortunate I don't have more time to think of something better. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1021 | I feel a writer's block coming over me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1022 | It's all about knowing when the next big thing is gonna hit. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1023 | ... and I have no overhead. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1024 | I mean, what's the rush? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1025 | Why do you ask? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1026 | That's going to ruin this interview. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1027 | Then he called me a blockhead. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1028 | Whew...I can't wait for this week to be over... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1029 | ... and I told that fortune-telling mason to go **** himself. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1030 | I don’t care what you’re trying to say, it’s rude to talk with your mouth full. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1031 | Still think I'm paranoid? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1032 | The last thing we need is more government safety regulations. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1033 | 32 feet per second per second. Why? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1034 | Sure, we can talk safely here. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1035 | It's no secret. I take everyday as it comes. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1036 | Since I met Joanne, my luck has changed completely | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1037 | I don't think this week could get any worse. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1038 | You think I should play the lottery today? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1039 | I wonder why the Board of Health only rates this place as a "C"? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1040 | Another brick on the fall. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1041 | I just know my luck's gonna change soon. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1042 | Today has been one of those days. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1043 | Brink and mortar businesses will figh back | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1044 | Hey, did you ask for one or two lumps in your coffee? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1045 | And if that's not the truth, may God ... | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1046 | I feel like a breakthrough is coming. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1047 | And after I confessed to her, it was as if a huge weight came off of my shoulders! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1048 | I said Tinder not Cinder. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1049 | This place doesn't knock me out. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1050 | Why did you want to switch seats? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1051 | And this idea hit me, like a ton of bricks. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1052 | I wouldn't exactly call it being between a rock and a hard place. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1053 | Ugh -- decaf. Now I'm gonna have a headache all day. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1054 | So, stay with me on this, there was this light, this tunnel, this oncoming train ... | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1055 | Do you ever wonder what changes you would make to your life if you knew the exact date and time of your death? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1056 | Yes, I remember. I asked for one lump. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1057 | Karma's a bitch... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1058 | Do you believe in second chances? | 1.3750 | 0.26305 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
1059 | So I says, "I get it, you're mad - you don't have to hit me over the head with a brick." | 1.3750 | 0.26305 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
1060 | So, how do you like the Karma Cafe? | 1.3750 | 0.18298 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 0 |
1061 | The NFL is right. How do you really know if you got a concussion? | 1.3750 | 0.26305 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
1062 | Well you can't say you didn't see it coming. | 1.3750 | 0.26305 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
1063 | Actually, Bob, it's not going to be a shoe. | 1.3750 | 0.26305 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
1064 | I'm dumb struck by your observation. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1065 | I just don't see the need for that long term care coverage. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1066 | I sense something big is about to hit. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1067 | No, I have nothing planned for tomorrow. Why do you ask? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1068 | My beneficiary...why do you ask? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1069 | I thought it would be a shoe. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1070 | Smashing idea! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1071 | I've had better days. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1072 | I never seem to finish anything. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1073 | Did you know that UPS has started testing Delivery Drones for its deliveries to Construction Sites? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1074 | Finally blocked all those emails I was getting from the church of irony. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1075 | Fred I just can't shake the feeling of doom | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1076 | Sorry, what did you just say about the duck. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1077 | I just need something concrete, ya know? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1078 | It's all about location and timing. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1079 | Someone broke the glass ceiling again. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1080 | Real quickly, any other ideas? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1081 | You know what turning 50 is like? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1082 | I'm too old to benefit from infrastructure improvements. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1083 | This little place deserves more publicity. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1084 | Uh oh, what fresh hell is this? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1085 | What do you mean by "Cinder Block of Damocles?' | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1086 | I've finally licked those nagging headaches. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1087 | Then again, it's not the end of the world. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1088 | I think it's time to reassess your position. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1089 | It's been a great week so far. And you? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1090 | The waiters here seem a little chippy. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1091 | My dumb wife says supporting Trump will give me bad karma. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1092 | This industrial vibe is a little risky. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1093 | I'm not a praying man, but this morning I was so down I asked for a sign from above. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1094 | Pass the mortar. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1095 | And then the worst thing happened. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1096 | I'm telling you, if there's another block in this deal, I'm dead. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1097 | I wonder why the waitress had to "go upstairs" for artisanal, vegan, non-GMO, organic, non-diary creamer? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1098 | I'm terribly worried about rising sea levels. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1099 | I'm telling you Harry, there really is a secret cabal of all powerful elitists inflating the price of bricks and mortar for their own nefarious gains... | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1100 | No, not writer's block, I think it's something else. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1101 | Coffee always cures my headaches. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1102 | So much about you. Let me tell you about my recent string of bad luck. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1103 | I don't care what my doctor says, eating fast food is safe. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1104 | You're right, I need to stop worrying and start living. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1105 | "Do you think it's risky if I blow off the block party? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1106 | I'm just saying - those biscuits will kill you. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1107 | I've had such good luck today, I should head right to the casino. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1108 | You know Steve, suing Acme Corporation is one thing, but joining Mr. Coyote as a defendant is just asking for trouble. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1109 | You know, this maybe the last time..... | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1110 | If I were you, I would skip dessert. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1111 | What about my writer’s block? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1112 | So I told her just to cancel my life insurance since I work in an office. What could happen to me? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1113 | I switched to orange juice. Caffeine was giving me a headache. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1114 | At this point nothing would surprise me. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1115 | I'm looking for something more concrete. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1116 | My investments are up, my cholesterol is down... things are starting to fall into place. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1117 | I think the hospital is one block away! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1118 | Frankly, I get a headache every time we meet. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1119 | The main stream media are a bunch of Chicken Littles. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1120 | He said “karma” like I should know what it means. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1121 | I'm telling you, there's no such thing as fate. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1122 | I guess I'm stuck with the bill... | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1123 | Did your chair have an X on it, too? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1124 | I wish there was a way to guarantee that I don't outlive my retirement savings. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1125 | So the cement union's not happy, how's that going to affect me personally? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1126 | Why would you ask if I have life insurance? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1127 | Uh oh, I think the time's run out on my parking meter! | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1128 | I had the weirdest dream last night | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1129 | So I tell the kid, You create your own luck. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1130 | This time I ordered it with crushed ice. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1131 | Well yes, I have heard that the market is falling; but what has that to do with dailylife? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1132 | I'm worried--my dog died, my wife left me and they say bad things happen in threes. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1133 | Good to take a break from the city's chaos. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1134 | I was the building inspector in this town, long time ago. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1135 | So I get fired, and then my wife leaves me. Could this day get any worse? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1136 | Righto! Now we just wait for the other shoe to drop. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1137 | This story could be a block buster. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1138 | Sales are down, but its not like the roofs caving in | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1139 | You know that artificial sweetener will kill ya. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1140 | Let me see now, is it an anvil, or a book, or a toaster? I dunno, maybe I should just say 'Look out!' | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1141 | I'm convinced the link between caffeine and headaches is inconclusive. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1142 | My note says to be more obser.... | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1143 | I always say, "eat less, live longer." | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1144 | Check, please. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1145 | This is why I only drink decaf. Caffeine hits me like a brick. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1146 | I've got the check, Doug. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1147 | Why do you want to submit my proposal at the next staff meeting? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1148 | So nothing from her lawyer? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1149 | Well, maybe not a ton, but at least one would have to hit me before I vote for that slob. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1150 | I wish there were a way to block everything out of my head. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1151 | 'Ahhhh....you know what Bob, I'll get the check next time' | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1152 | So, David, I've decided to put you back in my will. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1153 | Don't you know that stuff will kill you? | 1.3333 | 0.16667 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 |
1154 | Don't worry so much, Sid; it'll never happen. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1155 | Why yes, I do have a bottle of Advil on me. Why do you ask? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1156 | It's now or never. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1157 | So, your advice would be to sell immediately. Really? You sure? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1158 | So you DON'T think now is a good time to sell? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1159 | I know...but I'm pretty sure if I ignore it, it'll just disappear. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1160 | The idea hit me like a ton of bricks! | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1161 | May God strike me dead. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1162 | I've gotten rid of a millstone around my neck. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1163 | But then I topped her with 'Action speaks louder than words.' | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1164 | Im a regular here 12 years and even I dont know why its called The Brick | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1165 | If the coffee doesn't wake you up, this place has something stronger that will do the job. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1166 | You mean that figuratively, of course. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1167 | Suddenly, it hit me like... . | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1168 | Enough theory; I'd prefer a concrete suggestion. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1169 | I can't think of anything, I just need something to hit me. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1170 | I've no idea, but I'll know when it hits me | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1171 | Are you ready for a heavy lunch? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1172 | I really think term life insurance is the best for me. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1173 | it's a foreboding i can't seem to block | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1174 | And that's why I've always been really lucky in life. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1175 | Today couldn't get any worse. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1176 | I'm working on my writer's block. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1177 | Well, I won't keep you. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1178 | Er, lean in? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1179 | How dare you call me blockhead. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1180 | Overhead is killing us. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1181 | So he says, 'This isn't the last the Acme Corporation will hear of me!' and storms out. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1182 | I don't know...I just keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1183 | It's like this foreboding sense of doom. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1184 | You know, there's something that's been weighing on my mind... . | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1185 | May the lord strike me dead if I'm lying. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1186 | I'm blocking on the name, but it'll come to me. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1187 | We're developing the air rights. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1188 | I wish now that I had splurged on a donut. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1189 | Nah, a light bulb isn't pragmatic. It isn't achievable. At least with a cinder block, you know what you're getting. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1190 | The cab missed me by inches | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1191 | As a lawyer, I may not have been completely honest but let him that is without sin cast the first stone. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1192 | I am looking up. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1193 | I don't know how this day can get any worse. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1194 | Of course no one else knows this, but... | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1195 | You're right, things are really starting to look up. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1196 | Why are you always such a pessimist? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1197 | Lunch is getting pretty boring... | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1198 | I don't believe in Karma... | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1199 | No, not cement. I'm pretty sure it's called a concrete block. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1200 | They overcharged for the banana nut bread ... | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1201 | You no longer need to worry about the market crashing. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1202 | My analyst tells me that I need to change my "Chicken Little" view of the world. | 1.3333 | 0.23570 | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 |
1203 | So, we pay children fifteen cents a day to work there. How could that possibly hurt me? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1204 | You're the last person who should be giving me a 'Heads up.' | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1205 | I can't believe you use artificial sweetener. That stuff will kill you. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1206 | The divorce is final, I've moved into a great two bedroom, and I just got a promotion. You know, I finally feel like things are falling my way. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1207 | The last supper. That's an odd name for a restaurant, right? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1208 | I changed my mind. Let's take it to go. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1209 | I keep getting these headaches. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1210 | One lump will do. | 1.3333 | 0.16667 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 |
1211 | I mean, what else could possibly go wrong? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1212 | It's tea. Coffee gives me a headache. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1213 | Goodbye Frank. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1214 | Remember when you said yesterday was the worst day ever? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1215 | My wife is still experimentong with new methods of getting my attention. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1216 | John, this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1217 | A blessing on your head mazal tov, mazal tov! A brick falling on your head, mazal tov, mazal tov! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1218 | We should have left a tip last time. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1219 | My philosophy has always been to expect the unexpected | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1220 | Let me think about that for a minute. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1221 | Tom celebrates his court victory over the Masons' union. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1222 | Nothing literally ever happens to me. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1223 | Do you ever have those days, when the whole world seems to coming down around you. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1224 | Can you repeat that slowly so I can understand you? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1225 | You ever get the feeling the world is closing in on you. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1226 | ...and that's why I'm an atheist. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1227 | Amazing how a great cup of coffee can brighten your whole outlook. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1228 | My therapist says I'm a fatalist. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1229 | I keep telling her I'm overinsured. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1230 | I hate it when I don't have your full attention. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1231 | Yeah. When your name is Damocles, things like this just tend to happen. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1232 | So then, when does this insurance take effect? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1233 | I have a feeling that it is not going to hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1234 | Actually since going vegan I feel so much better. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1235 | Look, Mr. Trump is absolutely sincere. May I be struck ---- | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1236 | "Impactful?" What does that even mean? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1237 | I like to keep things unpredictable. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1238 | Here comes the start of that mirror you broke yesterday | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1239 | I need more bad luck like I need a hole in the head. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1240 | Have a pen...I'm ready to sign the life insurance policy. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1241 | I never thought the aggregate would fall so fast ! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1242 | Did you order the flat iron steak? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1243 | I'm so glad they kept this place open during remodeling. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1244 | What excuse should i use to skip out on work today? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1245 | I need some concrete answers. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1246 | Medicare. Why? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1247 | Ten years of therapy and I finally believe that I don't have a target on my head. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1248 | That pastry will kill you. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1249 | I'm thinking of supporting Trump. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
1250 | Finish your drink and let's get out of here. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1251 | My wife left me for my boss, my house burned down, my cat died but I'm finally beginning to think I've turned the corner. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1252 | Their decaf latte just knocks me out. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1253 | Please don't tell me it's that cinder block again. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1254 | I think our deal just fell through. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1255 | I'll find the next big thing if it kills me. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1256 | I did warn him it's a concrete jungle out here. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1257 | Time for another round? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
1258 | I can really feel a headache coming on. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1259 | Sure, it may not be the talking point of this election, but when's the last time infrastructure impacted you, anyway? | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1260 | Just once I'd like to receive a "heads up" about something ahead of time. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1261 | You can pick up the check, right? | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1262 | Wow, that coffee kicked in really fast. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1263 | This Tetris demo is just the first game for our VR glasses line. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1264 | Just a second, it'll come to me | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1265 | Two words, Phil, "whole-life". | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1266 | I wanted my burger bloody. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1267 | My analyst says that my obsessive forebodings of doom are the result of unresolved attachments to my mother. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1268 | What exactly is a karma chameleon anyway? | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1269 | I'm not into wills, are you? | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1270 | "Life insurance"? "Why do you ask"? | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
1271 | You wouldn't believe the good luck I've had lately. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1272 | Geez, the sky is always falling with you! | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1273 | I'm having second thoughts on my year without tipping. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
1274 | It's just that nobody crosses the cinder lobby. I gotta watch my back. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
1275 | This writer's block I've been having is really killing me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1276 | This day couldn't get any worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1277 | It'll eventually sink in. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1278 | I told you we should wait until the glue dries. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1279 | I hate Mondays. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1280 | I want something light. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1281 | ... And after she ended it, she called me a blockhead! Can you believe that? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1282 | You can’t go around thinking that the roof is going to fall on you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1283 | You already paid the check, RIGHT??? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1284 | Let's go. I think they want their table back. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1285 | Do you think I should change my Tinder selfie? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1286 | I hope you're not in love with that rolex. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1287 | My x-wife and I used to come here. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1288 | What the? I ordered a scone, not a stone. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1289 | I want my epitaph to read: 'He passed tort reform.' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1290 | You're right, life is short. I should have requested the porcelain cup. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1291 | Wow, almost spilled my coffee! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1292 | Perhaps I should have left a tip? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1293 | We need some concrete proof to cement our case. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1294 | I don't think the low sodium option will help at this point. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1295 | I said, I can feel a headache coming on. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1296 | My mother always told me that if I'm in a quandary, just contemplate for a moment and then something will knock some sense into you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1297 | I didn't realize it was an actual drop ceiling | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1298 | Of course we're good to go! I can't imagine anything stopping this project | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1299 | Criticizing his friends for speaking with their mouths full of food would prove to be the biggest mistake of Frank's life... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1300 | You must always be prepared for whatever life throws at you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1301 | I wish I could think of a way to block my transfer to Omaha. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1302 | That's about as likely as getting hit on the head by a cinder block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1303 | A drone comes crushing down! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1304 | I guess I'm just a natural born optimist. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1305 | You've really got to work on your pronunciation. It almost sounded like you ordered the `Cementi Grande.' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1306 | You're such an unhealthy eater. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1307 | Sheesh! You'd think nobody'd ever asked her for a double tall half-caf, ristretto mocha, no foam almond milk 170 degree latte in a Venti cup before! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1308 | Seriously Ted , after the morning I've had what on earth could possibly go wrong now? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1309 | So, may I presume our conversation is over? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1310 | Ummm Bob... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1311 | Let's keep this on a need-to-know basis. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1312 | Cinder what ? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1313 | I was wondering what it would be like if Trump became President... and then it hit me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1314 | The wages of cinder block | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1315 | I'v been invited to a block party | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1316 | THIS COFFEE IS TO DIE FOR | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1317 | So here's something weird. Last week this street psychic told me, "Beware the Ides of March." I just saw him again and said, "Hey pal, the Ides are come." So, what does he say? "Aye, Julius, but not gone." | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1318 | Should've seen this one coming. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1319 | Do you ever get a strange feeling that someone you really care about is in grave danger? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1320 | It's just one sugary soft drink. What's the worst that could happen? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1321 | When I get an idea it comes out of the blue. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1322 | I feel like I need a change. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1323 | I don't like to be a doomsayer, but.... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1324 | The fixtures are tacky but I like the exposed brick. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1325 | My horoscope says I'll get word from higher-ups today. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1326 | What's the best thing for a headache? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1327 | I just don't want to die like some cartoon character. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1328 | She finally said "yes!" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1329 | I agree - the overhead is a definite liability. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1330 | Sometimes I think things can't get any worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1331 | The Triple-Shot Caramel Latte Surprise. You? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1332 | Those carbs are going to kill you someday. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1333 | The coffee here gives me a major headache! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1334 | Any idea why they call it “The Sadist’s Surprise Café”? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1335 | This writers block will be the death of me! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1336 | There's that look again, like there's something your not telling me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1337 | And then it hit me.......a metaphor can never actually happen or it wouldn't be a metaphor. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1338 | I agree. If you see something, say something. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1339 | I can't take the guilt any more. I've been seeing your wife. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1340 | Sure, the market's in turmoil, but it's not like the sky is falling. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1341 | The good news is, at least this day can't get any worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1342 | Everything OK Harry? You look a little distracted. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1343 | They forgot the whipped cream again. Could this day get any worse?! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1344 | After 34 years I'm retiring from bricklaying to spend time with my family and finally write that novel I've been thinking about... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1345 | Yes, I did fire the surly building contractor. Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1346 | So, when Concrete Union #61 threatened to strike, I said "Go right ahead," and I hired a platoon of scabs in two flicks of a trowel. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1347 | Relax... I hate pushy insurance salesmen. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1348 | What do you mean by "clear signs of another imminent real estate bubble crash"? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1349 | So, Wilson, as long as I'm senior partner, your fat bonus is guaranteed. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1350 | I like one lump with my coffee. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1351 | ”Is your insurance paid up?! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1352 | You know what hit me today like a ton of bricks? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1353 | Yes, I, too, think that Donald Trump is very honest. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1354 | I think she heard that... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1355 | I'll sign power of attorney over to you when we get back to the office. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1356 | All I asked was if they liked 'Kinky Boots'. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1357 | You know that feeling when the other shoe is about to drop? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1358 | I suppose you also want me to believe in global warming... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1359 | I finally got my cholesterol down. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1360 | Phillip, right now I dare say there are more urgent matters than to quibble over the amount of the tip. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1361 | My OCD is much better thanks. Why just today I started stepping on cracks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1362 | I only drink strong coffee when I sense a headache coming on. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1363 | I was going to say lunch is on me, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1364 | He's not Mr. Trump. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1365 | Don't look now, but there's a guy behind you who looks exactly like the Grim Reaper. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1366 | My divorce is creating a big headache. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1367 | I make $60 an hour working from home... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1368 | Stop interrupting; let me finish... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1369 | My eyes are down here. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1370 | Look, if there’s no ceiling, then how are those lamps hanging there, huh? Explain that! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1371 | No way. My mind doesn't work like that. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1372 | We figured the best place to cut corners was with the mason's contract. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1373 | They say that the vibe in the upstairs section is more exciting | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1374 | You know, this coffee is good to the last drop... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1375 | My insurance company? It used to be New England Life. Why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1376 | I just don't see the benefit of term life insurance. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1377 | Those macchiatos will kill ya. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1378 | As long as there's no second panel, I'll be fine. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1379 | Waiter, Separate checks | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1380 | My problem has always been I'm too theoretical. I just have no talent for concrete thinking! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1381 | I've got to tell you -- the answer hit me like a ton of bricks! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1382 | I hear overhead is coming down. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1383 | People are so surprised when the market crashes. But, like I always say, what goes up, must come down. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1384 | I'm a white American male at the peak of my career in the 21st century. Really, I have no worries. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1385 | Prepping for the meeting with my boss just got a whole lot less awkward. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1386 | Do you think I was too hard on the waitress? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1387 | Ugh, they used soy milk in my latte. Could this day possibly get any worse? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1388 | As I was saying, the bottom 's gonna drop outta this. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1389 | Trump has as much of a chance of wining the Republican nomination as a brick hitting me in the head at lunch. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1390 | Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww, you dunk your sandwich? Might as well hit me with a cinder block... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1391 | You have a better chance of being hit by a falling cinder block than winning Powerball. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1392 | I don't know what else can go wrong. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1393 | I can never think of anything to put on my Instagram page. Can you? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1394 | ...so my ex starts stammering something about new, simpler, drone technology??? | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1395 | DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET FALLING ? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1396 | Only divine intervention could screw up this deal. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1397 | I only slept with Susan once! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1398 | I am not sure what I believe, why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1399 | I've got something on my mind. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1400 | Enjoy your sandwich... I having steak... I just wrote a $5,000,000.00 policy on this place... Effective at midnight tonight... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1401 | After admitting the shortcuts we took building this place, I feel like a great weight has been taken off my shoulders. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1402 | I got a letter about an audit from the IRS this morning--talk about a crappy start to the day. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1403 | Heck, if you ask me, that whole karma thing is a scam. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1404 | What? What's falling? The Dow? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1405 | I really feel like just a light lunch. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1406 | I've blocked out all next week for a little downtime. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1407 | Hmmm. He does have a better parking space... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1408 | I have discovered the identity of God and the true meaning of life in... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1409 | Do we usually tip here? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1410 | That brings us to item number six on your expense report...'cinder block booby-trap'. I'll have to disallow that as well! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1411 | You'll never guess what my daily horoscope says. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1412 | And then the scene ended. Just like that. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1413 | Barring any unforeseen circumstances... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1414 | So, as soon as we get back to the office, I'm firing you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1415 | Lunch with you is always a headache just waiting to happen. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1416 | God, schmod. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1417 | Heads? What do you mean "heads"? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1418 | My advice is to live every moment like it's your last. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1419 | Well, God strike me down if I'm wrong, but I think he really will make America great again. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1420 | Better luck next time Joe, they chose me for the position. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1421 | What are the odds of that? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1422 | Hey, I really could use some advice | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1423 | No! He didn't sign yet. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1424 | No, I was an thinking open-face turkey sandwich, not duck; why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1425 | What could be worse than falling interest rates? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1426 | Things are really starting to look up for me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1427 | See something? Say something! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1428 | So I'm thinking, "Where the hell did I leave that cinder block?!"--and then it hit me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1429 | I guess we won't have time for a refill... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1430 | On second thought, I wouldn't worry about that second spoonful of sugar.. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1431 | So I told him he was too vague and I needed something more concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1432 | I think I see a problem with your logic. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1433 | You're really eating their heart attack special? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1434 | Well, maybe not a ton. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1435 | I can't seem to get over this mental block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1436 | Looks like you picked the wrong day to quit drinking coffee! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1437 | I think they misinterpreted... on the rocks | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1438 | Should we take this to go? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1439 | I should probably text him to tell him to move. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1440 | I'm not falling for that one. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1441 | Bob "I don't feel safe here..." Jeff "Oh don't worry Bob it is totally safe around here... What were you saying about voting for Donald Trump" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1442 | Did I mention my firm completed retrofitting the place in record time? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1443 | Are you going to finish that ? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1444 | Ever feel like nothing is going your way? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1445 | I've decided my best days are ahead of me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1446 | We're going to need a concrete plan. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1447 | I feel like, when the right idea comes to me, it will hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1448 | Things are starting to look up. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1449 | ...it doesn't necesarily have to be a TON of bricks... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1450 | Fate is just spiritual gloominess. I'm more of a concrete thinker. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1451 | say, can you spot me a twenty? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1452 | I told you the Rueben's to die for. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1453 | I can't remember exactly, but when I do..it's gonna hit me like a ton of bricks!! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1454 | So she says I'm too pessismistic. "Chin up," she says. I say, I'm just levelheaded is all. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1455 | Things have been looking up for me lately. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1456 | What'da you think about the new high-rises in the neighborhood? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1457 | ...and then I said, of course I'm voting for Hillary! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1458 | I don't think you fully appreciate the gravity of this situation. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1459 | For the life of me, I can't imagine anything worse than a President Trump. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1460 | Dating apps? I'm on Cinder. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1461 | Very soon, I'd guess. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1462 | So how's your life insurance policy? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1463 | My psychic told me I'm going to have a lot on my mind today. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1464 | Lunch is on me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1465 | If you see something, say something | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1466 | This is not our usual power lunch Ted. I hired you for innovative and creative ideas, so far you've come up empty. It's time you come up with one good "concrete" idea, if not....I'm going to have to let you go. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1467 | No one ever tells me anything. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1468 | 'I can't escape the feeling that if I support Trump something terrible will happen.' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1469 | I'm thinking about buying long term care insurance. What do you think? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1470 | That's one way to break the glass ceiling. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1471 | Why the look, you know I like my coffee with just one lump. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1472 | Sure, the market's down. But at least the sky isn't falling. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1473 | Sure am glad the building inspector gave the okay. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1474 | They say the coffee in here has got some kick to it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1475 | I lost my job, my friends and family think I'm a loser, my dog ran away... What have I got to lose? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1476 | Yes, my spirit animal is a coyote. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1477 | Sometimes it's like "I should'a stayed in bed..." | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1478 | How can I put it in more concrete terms? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1479 | ... all of which leaves me searching for some kind of a sign. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1480 | If I don't get my coffee first thing, I could die. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1481 | The last few weeks have been rough, Jim, but I think I've turned the corner. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1482 | Well, he is a blockhead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1483 | I need something stronger to wake me this morning. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1484 | …and sometimes you've got to draw the line between comedy and helping out. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1485 | O.K., confession time. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1486 | You never know when inspiration will hit you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1487 | Ever feel like God is out to get you? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1488 | Hell. Who knows how much time any of us have. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1489 | Yes, but why now? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1490 | Look … I understood all the dynamics of the problem from the very beginning. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1491 | I'LL PICK UP THE CHECK NEXT TIME | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1492 | And then it hit me - I'm not living life fully. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1493 | I am dunking. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1494 | Do you ever get the feeling that it's all tumbling down? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1495 | I'm running late for my 3 o'clock........ | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1496 | I realize now how much time I've wasted worrying about all the bad things that might happen, but never do. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1497 | The wife said her lawyer would be dropping something off today... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1498 | Take my advice Ted. Relax. Live for the moment. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1499 | Chicken Little Diner? Who comes up with these names? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1500 | Yes, my name is Chick Little, why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1501 | Somebody's got to be cut, so you're fi... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1502 | No, I don't think you DO need to worry that your 401(k) is falling like a rock... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1503 | I dunno, it feels like I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1504 | I've been meaning to make a will. Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1505 | Well, the good news is my lab results came back negative... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1506 | This Friday the 13th thing is a crock, don't you think? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1507 | When I concentrate, nothing can distract me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1508 | In the absence of further problems, let's go ahead with it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1509 | Wow, your writer's block is much worse than I thought. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1510 | Trust me, I'm capable of an open mind on this. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1511 | The 'what' of Damocles? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1512 | Oh, good, you see it, too. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1513 | I don't know what to do - she just keeps dropping these things on me out of nowhere. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1514 | You're not gonna live to 50 eating all those breakfast sandwiches. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1515 | The pastor said I need blind faith, but I'm really looking for a sign... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1516 | My TED talk is - On the Job Braining. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1517 | ... and then it hit me, like a ton of ... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1518 | The occasional doughnut won't kill you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1519 | It's like we're stuck choosing between a bullet or poison. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1520 | It's nothing concrete, just an overwhelming existential fear. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1521 | What goes up must come down. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1522 | It might fall on all of us as a ton of bricks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1523 | You know what I like about the street food business? No overhead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1524 | Quick! Sign it! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1525 | It hit me like a brick. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1526 | No, I cancelled that insurance policy last week. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1527 | I'd leave that lid on. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1528 | My coffee's cold." "I wouldn't worry about it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1529 | I'm not so sure this is such a good idea. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1530 | You just don't know what it's like to feel the impending doom of a ton of bricks about to descend upon you? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1531 | There'd better not be sugar in this. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1532 | Why the sudden interest in 'low-probability high-impact events'? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1533 | I'll tell you the bad news first. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1534 | Here comes the just dessert. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1535 | I'll start by providing you with some foundation. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1536 | I want your honest opinion. Do you think I'm paranoid? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1537 | It was the SWORD of Damocles, you idiot. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1538 | This very well could be the Cubs' year. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1539 | You're a hopeless pessimist, Herb. You're always shouting the sky is falling. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1540 | Over my dead body am I going to keep what you just said off the record! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1541 | At least the sky itself isn't falling! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1542 | I tell you, if I was religious, I'd be looking for a sign. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1543 | Guess I'm paying for lunch. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1544 | I'd say Old Sal took the news of his “retirement” surprisingly well. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1545 | If Trump doesn't win watch your investments crash on your head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1546 | I just wish something could jog my memory.... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1547 | I think my luck is finally starting to turn around. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1548 | Then the mean witch told me that my Cinderblockumbrella was stupid. I was crushed. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1549 | Like you said, it happens. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1550 | Good thing you got it to go | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1551 | I mean what's the worst thing that could happen ? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1552 | I think it says ACME. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1553 | Our divorce ended amicably. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1554 | It literally hit me like a ton of bricks... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1555 | And the worst thing is ... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1556 | Yes, and Trump is going to win the nomination. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1557 | I guess I will pay for lunch | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1558 | The worst of it, really, was her ambivalence. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1559 | ... but all in all, I have to say that things are looking up. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1560 | What a day. First, my psychic cancels... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1561 | Know any good hangover cures? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1562 | Frankly, I don't believe in chance. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1563 | Writer's block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1564 | I'm sick of all of these news guys acting like the worlds coming to an end. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1565 | Let's make that the last time you call me Blockhead? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1566 | I'll be glad when I don't have to listen to that construction anymore. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1567 | I still can't believe I hit the lottery for 5 million yesterday. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1568 | I don't really have much confidence in our new headhunter. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1569 | So, I lowered the boom on the United Block-Layers. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1570 | My life feels like a Road Runner cartoon. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1571 | I don't get irony. It's gotta just hit me over the head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1572 | I don't see how today could get any worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1573 | I have a feeling this one is on me! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1574 | No, I'm NOT kidding...I'm for Trump! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1575 | I need you to watch my back. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1576 | Seriously...Tom...it isn't like the sky is going to fall | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1577 | I'll never understand FOMO. If I'm meant to be somewhere, I'll be there. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1578 | I finally paid off my student loans. Things are really looking up! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1579 | This place is falling apart, but the food is good. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1580 | No, yeah, things are good. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1581 | Bob, do you believe in predestination? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1582 | You know that feeling when it just hits you? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1583 | Labeling her a stalker would be an understatement. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1584 | Nope, I don't see duck on the menu. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1585 | You mean concrete block; cement is just an ingredient. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1586 | I think they took my complaint quite seriously | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1587 | I wonder if the Chicken Little comes with a side. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1588 | Want to know the secret of life? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1589 | At least things can't get any worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1590 | Got any concrete ideas? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1591 | Getting that promotion has been a weight off my shoulders. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1592 | So I told her to give me one concrete reason why I should. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1593 | Made an appointment with the lawyer for a will. Better late then never. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1594 | Sorry, can't do that. My afternoons are all blocked out. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1595 | I recommend we bump up your insurance a bit. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1596 | I'm sure it's a reasonable offer but I just don't feel a need for life insurance just now. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1597 | If this isn't the best retirement plan for you, may God strike me dead! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1598 | Better hope what's styrofoam? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1599 | Are you even listening to what I'm saying? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1600 | My guess is that you would believe the scientific community consensus if they said the sky was falling. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1601 | I wonder if his office is bigger than mine... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1602 | Are you feeling a down draft? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1603 | After 32 years at that hell hole, I'm really looking forward to my retirement tomorrow. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1604 | I couldn't be more concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1605 | That sounds too heavy for lunch. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1606 | There goes the housing market..... again. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1607 | It's more than a job. For me, risk management is a calling. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1608 | Let's face it--anvils have become cliche. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1609 | I keep thinking I'm part of this "Truman Show" thing. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1610 | And I finally paid off my student loan this week. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1611 | Nice try, Jeff. April fool. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1612 | How's the market today? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1613 | Mike, I'll take care of the bill. My ex's alimony check will be delayed. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1614 | So I said, 'Where's Superman when you need him'? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1615 | Mel? It's not the sugar that's gonna kill you... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1616 | Trickle-down briconomics??! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1617 | I can't shake this sense of impending doom. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1618 | Same old, same old. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1619 | Might be a good idea not to wait for your coffee to cool before you drink it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1620 | My plans aren't set in concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1621 | My lunch here always reminds me of Chicken Little. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1622 | This headache can't get any worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1623 | Did you see the way that old gypsy looked at me? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1624 | What makes you think you'll be getting my job? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1625 | Really Stan, is it too much of me to ask that you look at me when I am speaking? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1626 | Do you feel a breeze in here? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1627 | Unfortunately, there was only one way to get Sidney to stop talking. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1628 | I'll try it. What's the worst thing that could happen? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1629 | Party crasher. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1630 | I hate to tell you this, but... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1631 | You know, too much self-awareness is fatal | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1632 | I don't know what it is, but it just keeps going through my mind. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1633 | look seriously, I don't think you have to worry about that possibility, no one builds floor plates with... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1634 | I make my own luck. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1635 | Everything's up in the air. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1636 | No I don't know why they're called "cinder blocks." I think they're made out of something much heavier. Why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1637 | My business is bankrupt, I was indicted, my wife left me. . . even this coffee is terrible, . . what else could possibly happen? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1638 | My wife is dating a contractor. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1639 | Next time, my treat. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1640 | I really don't see why we should raise the minimum wage. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1641 | This meeting was just to give you a heads up. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1642 | Sign Here, Quick! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1643 | Seriously – at this place – you leave a tip? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1644 | I didn't tip the barista. Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1645 | And as if things couldn't get worse, I can't get the lid off this coffee. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1646 | It's on me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1647 | I'm glad you appreciate the gravity of the situation. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1648 | Your problem is that you're not optimistic enough. Stop thinking thinking there's danger around the corner. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1649 | Tell me again about your proposal for using Legos for our remodeling needs | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1650 | I just know I'm gonna be blocked. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1651 | Opposing Trump might be dangerous. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1652 | The coffee at this place is to die for. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1653 | So I told her, "Relax, I'll just pick it up on the way home." | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1654 | I can do it, I told my PA to block out my afternoon. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1655 | Acme? What's that? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1656 | That extra shot of espresso hit me like a ton of bricks."---"Oh, I don't think so. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1657 | About to be hit by a sender block? Well, that'll keep me from wasting so much time on email. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1658 | Hard work got me to where I am, Jim, not luck. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1659 | Yep, I never seen it coming. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1660 | What do you take me for, a blockhead? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1661 | Cheer up. Every cloud has a silver lining. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1662 | We know Hoffa is buried under............ | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1663 | Goddamit, I told them half soy, half lactaid mixed with a decaf americano. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1664 | I fear this new low cost, one-at-a-time terrorism. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1665 | No, I never read the story of Chicken Little. Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1666 | Writer's block? I don't believe in it. Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1667 | I'll bring in my own drink if I want to and they can't do anything about it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1668 | Sugar for my coffee, then signature for my life insurance. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1669 | There is nothing worse than paying five dollars for coffee | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1670 | According to my FitBit, I'm a few steps short of my goal. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1671 | Did Amazon mention they would be delivering your order by drone? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1672 | When Wall Street hits you, the Wall hits you hard. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1673 | Ha, ha, my mother-in-law is always telling me I'm "one brick short of a load" Can't wait to tell her about my promotion. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1674 | .....and the gold is in the.... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1675 | Now who's going to do my taxes. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1676 | Don't worry about any backlash from the Bricklayers' Union. They're pretty harmless. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1677 | After 12 purchases, you get a surprise. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1678 | A writer's block is the least of your worries right now. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1679 | When's the deadline? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1680 | Darn it, they gave me a cappuccino and I asked for a flat white. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1681 | What were you saying about the drop dead date? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1682 | I just need to get hit by concrete evidence. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1683 | I told you not to keep sending your food back to the kitchen. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1684 | Oh, and I signed up for that new drone delivery service everyone's' talking about. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1685 | My bran muffin had zero trans fats! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1686 | I hope this coffee helps me wake up. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1687 | The service here is killing me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1688 | So she says, 'one lump or two?' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1689 | It just hit me - it's either her or me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1690 | 'Much as I regret having to do this, Ted.... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1691 | Then the solution suddenly came to me, like someone from above just hit me over the head with a huge brick ... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1692 | Good thing Quantum Mechanics doesn't occur on the macroscopic scale. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1693 | When I confessed my latest dalliance to the wife, she became eerily silent. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1694 | I just feel like there's this huge weight hanging over me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1695 | Not one brick, I told her. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1696 | It's like I'm waiting for the -- I don't know -- other shoe to drop. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1697 | I know that worried look, Fred, but save it for after lunch, okay? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1698 | I keep a lid on my coffee so it won't get spilled. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1699 | Why do they say April is the cruelest month? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1700 | So, yeah, the brain surgery went great. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1701 | Calm Down! You always think the sky is fall! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1702 | So I said to him, "bad things happen to bad people" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1703 | Um, Steve, I think you should move your head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1704 | At first I thought that was pepper on my toast. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1705 | I told you we should've gone to Denny's. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1706 | Please focus. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1707 | My contractor keeps me updated through social media. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1708 | That's my final offer! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1709 | The market's bad, but I wouldn't say the sky is falling. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1710 | ... And then one day you won't even know what hit you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1711 | I don't care what my wife says, spending our life savings on those hair plugs has really paid off. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1712 | Did you read about the killer called the Cinderblock Shot Putter? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1713 | My doctor said I could postpone the colonoscopy, but better safe than sorry, right? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1714 | I have to stop thinking these dark thoughts | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1715 | Thanks for blocking some time out with me today. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1716 | No, I've never been hit with writer's block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1717 | I don't know what it is, man. I think I might be getting depressed. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1718 | That's the thing about this election season, the lack of gravity. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1719 | Why don't I get this one? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1720 | I have no idea if I'm doing the right thing. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1721 | Did you order off the menu? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1722 | I had a real bad day at the office.... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1723 | I'll explain the gravity of the situation to you after this coffee; it's a life saver! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1724 | When I get a great idea, it hits me like a ton of bricks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1725 | Life's so monotonous. I wish something interesting would happen. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1726 | Mankind hasn't yet explained life, let alone life's universal antidote. When it's your time, away you go. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1727 | Can you give me something that is more concrete? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1728 | Do you prefer 1 lump or 2? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1729 | Nothing can stop me now. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1730 | Glad it's Friday , it's been a rough week. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1731 | What are the odds of being hit by a ton of bricks? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1732 | Its all part of being a New Yorker | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1733 | And then it hit me... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1734 | That coffee will knock you out! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1735 | Hang on, it'll come to me in a just a sec... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1736 | You may not need the jolt from your coffee. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1737 | I'm out of ideas. If only something would hit me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1738 | You're nuts, Luck has nothing to do with our success | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1739 | I have this ominous feeling -- like someone's watching me through the window. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1740 | I'm expecting a little something from my ex | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1741 | I've decided to apologize to Putin. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1742 | It's time to cement our relationship. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1743 | How come nothing ever happens to me? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1744 | Why don't you sign now so we can relax over dessert? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1745 | I have this sudden urge for a Fig Newton. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1746 | Why in such a hurry for me to sign the bill? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1747 | I'm telling you; brick and mortar business is Dead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1748 | Hey, guess who getting your corner office? Me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1749 | Just once, I wish a lunch meeting would end with something concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1750 | You might want to take your coffee to go. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1751 | Horoscope - Schmoroscope... I'll be a pragmatist 'til the day I die. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1752 | So, I’m talking to that annoying Chicken Little life insurance guy, and he acts like I could be sitting somewhere, minding my own business, and get killed by a falling cinder block or something. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1753 | Well, I'm history. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1754 | Nothing's coming to mind yet. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1755 | No way in hell am I going to vote for Donald Trump | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1756 | Outside of a clear sign from the almighty God himself, I'm voting for Trump. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1757 | I feel like I'm in a loony tunes cartoon. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1758 | Have you ever had the feeling that your best days lie ahead? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1759 | What earthquake? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1760 | C'mon Bob! Your always off dreaming...never noticing the little things... it's sad. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1761 | Instead of the falling piano cliché, its the falling brick cliché. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1762 | The fortune in diamonds is hidden under the... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1763 | Ugh, writer's block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1764 | No sugar. How can I get a lump? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1765 | There is simply no way to convince me that our job description should require a hardhat. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1766 | Any final thoughts on the matter? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1767 | Animal, vegetable, or mineral? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1768 | There can't be anything worse than getting fired and sued for divorce in the same week! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1769 | I'm waiting for a really concrete idea to hit me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1770 | .. She says she won't. He says he will. But what we really need, is a sign from above | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1771 | You know, I've been trying to understand this mental block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1772 | I've never felt so fulfilled | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1773 | Dang he'll probably get to take the day off for this | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1774 | Sometimes you just can't find an anvil on short notice. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1775 | Maybe I shouldn't have written that Trump is a blockhead | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1776 | I'm a lawyer for union busters--why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1777 | Did you forget to leave a tip last time we ate here!!! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1778 | I'm waiting for a sign from above that this is a bad idea. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1779 | Yeah, I'm starting to save for retirement this year. You? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1780 | I was so glad to get rid of writer's block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1781 | Some day the block grant proposal will come back to bite us. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1782 | This coffee actually is pretty good. So much for my bad feeling about this place. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1783 | There is no concrete proof that climate change is real. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1784 | You can’t scare me with polls, David. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1785 | With this building I proved you can do an entire large structure out of cinder block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1786 | So you're against the Affordable Care Act? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1787 | Now here's a concrete idea. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1788 | Ever had the feeling the sky is falling? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1789 | My only complaint with this restaurant is that sometimes the food is a little heavy. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1790 | No, it's not quite like the Sword of Damocles. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1791 | That's going to leave a mark | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1792 | I feel like I'm getting a headache. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1793 | I could really do with a caffeine hit right about now | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1794 | So I told him again that I had enough insurance and insisted that he leave. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1795 | Pay attention, Bob, I'm showing you the right way to dunk. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1796 | I make it a point to anticipate everything that could possibly go wrong. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1797 | If we're still not happy, it says someone from the weight staff will be in touch. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1798 | At least I have my health. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1799 | They did a nice renovation on this place. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1800 | I didn't mean it, God ! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1801 | I'll get the tab. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1802 | Look, Fred, nobody really NEEDS insurance. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1803 | Finally, I can retire! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1804 | It's hard to realize how charmed a life we lead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1805 | This seemed like a much better idea when we were drinking. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1806 | Apparently, God doesn't use lightning bolts indoors. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1807 | "Hmmm... Out of the coyote... Guess I'll go with the panko crusted roadrunner instead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1808 | Instead of coffee I could have had a V-8. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1809 | So, what do you think? Stocks or bonds? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1810 | I know I can't wait for something to just drop on my head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1811 | I'll probably die before this coffee cools off! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1812 | No, I mean it. Nothing's worse than being hit with writer's block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1813 | Sometimes I feel like I need to be hit by a one of brick to get going. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1814 | So, what's up with you? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1815 | What's our drop-dead date for the Flanders contract? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1816 | Why do you think that these sessions make you anxious? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1817 | It's got too many calories, but I figure, you can get killed just crossing the street. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1818 | So. Could it get any worse? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1819 | I keep getting hit with writer's block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1820 | She looked at my Palm and said this would be the best day of my life. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1821 | Boy, I can't shake this headache. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1822 | It's 'Dunkin' Donuts', not 'Duck' - why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1823 | I think Damocles was a family name. Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1824 | Looks like Death lives just a block away from here. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1825 | I guess our Brick App is finally working. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1826 | And then this clown tried to sell me life insurance. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1827 | You can't deny he builds great buildings. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1828 | Is it a premonition or precognition when you feel something bad is going to happen? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1829 | Is it bigger than a breadbox? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1830 | Quick, John, pay the bill! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1831 | And then she said, "Don't worry about it, I forgive you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1832 | You ever have on of those days? If I was outside, I bet a plane would fall on me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1833 | So I just went upstairs and told him that, as coop board president, I could shut down his apartment renovation any time I felt like it…. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1834 | George? God, you always tune out during the heavy stuff. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1835 | Quick , say "SHAZAM". | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1836 | I specifically requested a second lump. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1837 | Just waiting for the other brick to drop. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1838 | I think I'll have the duck | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1839 | Here today... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1840 | Luckily I was not laid-off today | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1841 | No, I said writers block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1842 | With Trump about to win the nomination, I feel a sense of hope. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1843 | I got to tell you, I worry about the future. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1844 | Nope. Definitely don't want to switch seats. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1845 | What do they mean by "open during deconstruction"? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1846 | Isn't this the building under investigation by the Building Department for shoddy construction? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1847 | Hypotheticals won't work here. The boss wants something concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1848 | So at this point defeating Trump is my only real concern. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1849 | My wife says I can't complain to any more restaurant managers. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1850 | On this issue do you think that I should lean more to the right or left? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1851 | Any plans for tonight? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1852 | The divorce is not concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1853 | I quit eating pastrami. That stuff will kill you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1854 | I want to talk to you about the money you owe me | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1855 | So I said to myself, 'What's the worst that can happen?' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1856 | I'm having the pancake. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1857 | I wouldn't worry about the sales figures. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1858 | It hit me like a ton of bricks! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1859 | So I think I'm going to cash in my chips and spend the rest of my life working for an NGO, or maybe do organic gardening, you know, something meaningful. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1860 | Sure, I tip in restaurants. But at a counter? Nah. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1861 | I'm telling you, someday, it'll hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1862 | What do you mean, "Live a little."? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1863 | i don't know about you, but I'm ready to cement this deal. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1864 | Hmmm..."Heads up!" is probably the wrong warning.... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1865 | Fasting on Yom Kippur is for suckers. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1866 | The downfall of pop-up restaurants! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1867 | Technically, I am a "beta-tester" for Acme Corporation | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1868 | It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a brick!" "Seriously dude! Think of something better for the new Superman. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1869 | I feel inspiration is going to hit me any second! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1870 | My plans are not concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1871 | Maybe I shouldn't of yelled at those workers to be quiet. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1872 | Why are all the people in the office calling me Chicken Little? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1873 | What exactly was that waiver you signed walking in? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1874 | Drone delivery of building supplies? Never happen. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1875 | You gotta stop eating sandwiches every day, Mike. The carbs are gonna kill you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1876 | Eat here long enough and it'll kill you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1877 | That block of angry tweets from the Cloud should be coming in any time now. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1878 | I'm struggling to overcome an irrational fear of impending doom. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1879 | Let me be more concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1880 | Your student loans are about to become less of a problem | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1881 | I think I'm coming down with "Architect's Block". | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1882 | Boy, I could really use something to clear out my head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1883 | These days one never knows what might fall from the sky! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1884 | You know, I am the luckiest man alive. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1885 | I wish that I could think of that guy's name. It's like I have a mental block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1886 | Things are finally looking up for me, Bill. I can feel it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1887 | No I don't think we should pay more taxes for building inspectors! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1888 | I've been thinking about my future. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1889 | .....Chicken Little was right. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1890 | So the divorce isn't going well? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1891 | . . . so I splurged on the Ferrari, 'cause life's too short. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1892 | If it's not one damn thing, it's another! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1893 | If I don't get the check soon, I could die. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1894 | Hum, Ah John, did I ever tell you your wife is HOT! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1895 | You will never believe where I hid the money. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1896 | HR has our team going on a retreat next weekend to teach us how to "live in the moment." | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1897 | I heard that Trump build this building | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1898 | Where do you keep your executive washroom key? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1899 | Tell me more about your accidental death and dismemberment policy. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1900 | If the gratuity is already included, how do I punish the server for horrible service? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1901 | Show me something concrete and then we'll talk. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1902 | So what else could possibly happen? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1903 | It's like the sword of Damoclese, only more concrete | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1904 | And then I said to myself, "Bill, you gotta make some concrete plans for your future." | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1905 | I hear they've opened a Zumba upstairs. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1906 | You should have seen that construction worker's face when I told him to stop oogling my secretary. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1907 | I think you should eliminate your overhead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1908 | Life is about hard work, Jim. Not luck. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1909 | 'I think I'm getting writer's block'. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1910 | …I mean, it's not like a cinderblock is going to fall on me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1911 | This remodeling project is going to be the death of me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1912 | What did you say about the "duck" ? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1913 | I don't know what it is today....it feels like I've been hit by a ton of bricks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1914 | But next round on me | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1915 | This one's my treat. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1916 | I'm gonna be crushed if I don't get that promotion. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1917 | Look, either you've got it or you don't! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1918 | And so, dear friend, that is why I have left my entire Estate to you." | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1919 | He did make me pay for his coffee... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1920 | Eating anything this early would hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1921 | Boss, don't move! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1922 | I'm trying to think of a concrete example. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1923 | I wonder if these coffee lids are BPA-free. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1924 | I'm pretty smart. I don't need a brick to hit me over the head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1925 | What could possibly happen? My prenup incorporates every fail-safe mechanism that one can imagine. She may as well call it a day and move on. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1926 | I've always loved you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1927 | The likelihood of Trump being the Republican nominee is as likely as a cinder block falling from the ...!! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1928 | It looks like they took your complaint seriously. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1929 | You didn't order a side of falling cinderblock, did you? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1930 | It's not like I sit around waiting for the other shoe to drop........ | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1931 | Man. I feel a headache coming on. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1932 | Move?! I'm rent stabilized! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1933 | I'm so ready for a change. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1934 | Should have tipped. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1935 | I'm telling you, my life can't get any worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1936 | How the world sees Trump's arrival to the US presidential race. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1937 | There is a God. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1938 | There’s no harm in being 5 minutes late. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1939 | Hmmm.Could be a lawsuit. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1940 | So then I just walked out before she could retaliate. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1941 | I can't tell how lucky I feel to have someone like you to talk to." | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1942 | Actuarially speaking, I've got another good 40 years ahead of me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1943 | Ok, ok! In the unlikely event that I die before you, you can have my vinyl collection. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1944 | I feel like a nap is coming.. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1945 | Without an eyewitness or a murder weapon we're gonna need something really concrete here. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1946 | I'm not that worried about sugar killing me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1947 | My policy has a double indemnity clause for death by cinder block, why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1948 | After that meeting, the day can only get better. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1949 | How's my day? So far, so good... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1950 | Heads up, Ed--cement block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1951 | I just need a few days off. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1952 | So you think I should renew my life insurance policy? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1953 | Remember when I told you we should invest in infrastructure? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1954 | Lately, I've been feeling this enormous weight over me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1955 | For some reason my broker advised me to get out of the futures market. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1956 | Dad, I'm a liberal. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1957 | Bob, I think the situation calls for a little levity | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1958 | Seems like lately I've been suffering from a mental block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1959 | I just need one concrete idea , just one ! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1960 | Global warming is what worries me the most | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1961 | Ever have a worrisome premonition? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1962 | Life is so short. We need to treasure every . . . | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1963 | Hey, pay attention when I'm talking to you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1964 | Life's too short to drink bad coffee, don't you think? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1965 | Uh, Fred, I think they want the table. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1966 | I've just been feeling this impending doom lately, I'm sure it's all in my head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1967 | Inspiration's about to strike—I can feel it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1968 | And then it hit me; she DID love me. She wasn't trying to kill me! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1969 | I'm just trying to work through this Chicken Little syndrome. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1970 | That's good, but I need something concrete! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1971 | 'Cinderblock of Damocles?' Is that even a thing? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1972 | Falling cinder blocks happen. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1973 | Today's my last day at work. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1974 | Right now it sucks to be you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1975 | I need another donut like I need a hole in the head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1976 | I think I have a mental block | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1977 | Superstitious? No. Why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1978 | I'm a big-picture thinker. Why should I focus on more immediate issues? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1979 | Yes, double indemnity. Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1980 | Heads Up | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1981 | You're right, you never know. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1982 | Let's not talk about me | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1983 | Did you ever wake up feeling like nothing bad could possibly happen today? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1984 | And today, I pick up my big fat Lotto check. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1985 | Do I still have your attention? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1986 | The skyway is falling! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1987 | No, it's been a miserable week. But at least it can't get any worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1988 | And, suddenly, the a theoretical physicist had a breakthrough revelation. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1989 | I believe it's my turn. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1990 | The market is really plummeting today. I need a solid investment | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1991 | There's never a good time to talk about life insurance. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1992 | Any strong feelings about destiny Ralph? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1993 | It's time to go! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1994 | May God strike me dead if I'm not telling you the honest truth! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1995 | What would Macbeth do? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1996 | Don't get excited. The Daily News Wasn't Bought | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1997 | Don't move. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1998 | What are you mumbling about? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1999 | Did you ever have one of those days when you wished that it would all end? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2000 | "Heads" what? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2001 | ...and I'm feeling pretty good about having Syracuse in my Final Four.... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2002 | Each person who discovered the truth died under mysterious circumstances. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2003 | I thought Acme went out of business when kids all got their own iPads. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2004 | You won't believe what happened today. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
2005 | So, if we can just steer clear of the unforeseen... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2006 | I know it's a small thing, but I switched to decaf this morning. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2007 | I've got to stop waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2008 | Somehow, I feel like I'm having a Wylie E. Coyote-like day. ... . | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2009 | Penny for your thoughts. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2010 | I want to be more open-minded. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2011 | You got yours for here, I got mine to go. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2012 | Calm down, I still have a couple of seconds. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2013 | And your obsession with Henny Penny gives me a headache. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2014 | I don't think they serve duck here... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2015 | I spent the weekend at another awareness retreat. You? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2016 | You know Bob, I finally feel like things are looking up for me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2017 | And my hair transplant doc just told me my scalp is looking like the White House lawn... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2018 | Oh, well. He didn't me get me much back, anyhow. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2019 | so far this has been tough day | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2020 | Sooner or later, my friend, you too shall learn about soul crushing loss. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2021 | "There's a better chance of getting hit by lighting". | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2022 | Not now, Bob- I just thought of the best caption ever - I've been waiting for this day my whole life! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2023 | So if I buy the insurance policy now, when will it take effect? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2024 | Then the idea hit me like a ton of bricks | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2025 | Hey John what are you looking at? Is there something on my head? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2026 | I forgot this place is 'cash-only.' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2027 | I'm not sure we understand the gravity of the situation. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2028 | I'm just waiting for the next big thing. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2029 | Should I warn him? Eh, not enough time. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2030 | ... so what could be worse than that? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2031 | What do you mean "literally"? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2032 | should I push him out of the way or try for that promotion | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2033 | Never did like you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2034 | Starbucks has the knack for picking good locations. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2035 | I guess it could be worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2036 | I'm having the best day! I got a pay raise & my wife told me we're expecting. I should go buy a lottery ticket. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2037 | I don't know why... I keep getting these mental blocks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2038 | I'm gonna need you to be my eyes and ears on this one, Bill. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2039 | Nothing could be worse than this headache. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2040 | I'm the victim of a glass ceiling. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2041 | I feel like I'm getting a bald spot. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2042 | Don't look up or your glasses might get shattered. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2043 | I can't shake this mental block hanging over me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2044 | I've never been happier in my life. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2045 | It was the most specific and odd horoscope I'd ever read. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2046 | What she said was scary, but then it was my first experience with a fortune teller. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2047 | Sometimes I feel like the sky is falling down, but only on me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2048 | Meep Meep......"How many times do I have to tell him my name is Willy Coyote!" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2049 | But then again, I've never been a Chicken Little. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2050 | I understand, but you can't blame everything that goes wrong on bad luck. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2051 | While in the short term there may be some rough spots, in the long term or prospects are quite good | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2052 | I worry too much about my cholesterol. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2053 | The divorce is over, but I still feel her energy. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2054 | I need concrete evidence that she's cheating on me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2055 | What you don't know won't hurt you as much. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2056 | There was something in today's horoscope that I definitely don't understand. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2057 | In other words, Peters, You're fired. I'm sorry, but I don't know how much more concrete I can be than that. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2058 | She keeps on about the life insurance... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2059 | Excuse me. Can I be honest with you? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2060 | I hate to drop this on you, Ed. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2061 | I run a hedge fund. I don't believe in karma. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2062 | Well, I'm voting for Trump. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2063 | Here comes another Trump building | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2064 | Those doughnuts will kill you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2065 | I can't imagine what else could go wrong today! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2066 | When you least expect it, an idea will hit you like a brick. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2067 | My name? W. E. Coyote. Why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2068 | The city's coming apart at the seams | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2069 | ...but getting back to Sir Isaac Newton. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2070 | I'd like some concrete answers as soon as possible. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2071 | I'm very optimistic about the economy. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2072 | Foresight got me where I am now. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2073 | Yeah, swear to God, why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2074 | I still haven't heard back from H&R Block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2075 | ..and then Schrödinger said that the cat is both alive and dead at the SAME time. How is that even possible?!? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2076 | What's better -- term or whole-life insurance? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2077 | I'll tell you the odds of Trump getting the nomination... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2078 | There's no way I"ll budge. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2079 | I cannot begin to describe my irritation at being called a block-head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2080 | I'm not so sure "getting them to pay for that wall" was such a good idea. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2081 | I've heard 'raining cats and dogs' but never cinderblocks.. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2082 | Take it or leave it. That's my final offer. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2083 | They were out of donuts. How can this day get any worse? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2084 | Your future looks concrete | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2085 | Sometimes it feels like I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2086 | ...and then I told my wife I wasn't being hard-headed about it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2087 | Hold on, don't tell me. It's about to hit me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2088 | I wonder what he did to deserve this! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2089 | Why did you just say "meep meep?" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2090 | Wait- it's Tuesday... let me guess... a cinder block? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2091 | Full cash offer with no contingencies | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2092 | I agree with Bernie, manna from heaven is personal and hard to define. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2093 | Have any aspirin? I'm having a splitting headache. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2094 | What would you say if I told you I just won the lottery? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2095 | Run! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2096 | I don't have a lawyer, why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2097 | Sorry I slept with your wife. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2098 | I make my own luck, Richard. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2099 | Pretty sure I deleted everything. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2100 | I see where that blockhead Trump is retaliating against anybody that says anything nasty about him | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2101 | Things are finally looking up. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2102 | What are the odds? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2103 | I can't seem to lose this sense of impending doom. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2104 | Did I tell you I had my anti-Trump letter published in the Times this morning? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2105 | dontlookupkeepthelidonandohbythewayivebeensleepingwithyourwife | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2106 | Thanks again for changing seats with me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2107 | Do you remember the story about "Chicken Little?... Well!!! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2108 | So on balance this has been a good year so far. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2109 | You're right, Mondays aren't so bad. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2110 | I spy with my little eyes something... heavy. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2111 | I see your point, but can I say this? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2112 | Their drop down menu has a glitch. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2113 | It's just a matter of time before Jones is out and one of us takes his place. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2114 | You'd take one for the team right? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2115 | Accident insurance, why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2116 | ..."and who needs that headache." | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2117 | Sorry, can I quickly have your share of the bill? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2118 | Are you going to finish that sandwich or keep staring at that cinder block for the rest of our meal? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2119 | You're overlooking the gravity of the situation. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2120 | You know those days when nothing goes right? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2121 | For the very first time in my life, I feel like things are finally going my way. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2122 | Sorry, I'm having a mental block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2123 | "Cartoonist's block"? Never heard of it. As bad as "writer's block"? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2124 | Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to stop for coffee. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2125 | I just don't have anything on my bucket list | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2126 | You know Stan, sometimes I feel the weight of the world is going to come crashing down on me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2127 | Has an idea ever struck you out of the blue? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2128 | I can't see how this day could possibly get any worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2129 | My life insurance should cover this, lunch is on me! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2130 | Dave, I think this is the right moment to tell you that I've been having an affair with your wife. But I'm going to have to fire you again. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2131 | Last week was so tough. It was like being hit by a ton of bricks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2132 | Added her to my will yesterday. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2133 | This could be a New York Life moment. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2134 | You look so pensive! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2135 | My best ideas come out of the blue. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2136 | So, how is the remodeling going in your office upstairs? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2137 | No, you go first. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2138 | Mark my words Bob, the bottom of the Market is going to drop out any day now! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2139 | It's time you quit interrupting me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2140 | Well at least he'll have no worries about the election! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2141 | I don't think this is the pool deck, Kenny.... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2142 | Is there a problem? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2143 | Are you an insurance salesman? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2144 | I think we should have lunch together more often! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2145 | All of a sudden it hit me! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2146 | Do you believe everything happens for a reason? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2147 | So I got that going for me... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2148 | I wonder why it's called a deconstructed latte. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2149 | So, to make a long story short ... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2150 | I think you will soon have a more concrete idea. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2151 | Did you see her face when I asked for a fifth cup of coffee? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2152 | I've led a charmed life. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2153 | I think a term life policy should suffice. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2154 | And that's when I first started to question Newton's theories. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2155 | But Hell. Y'know what they say, ' Every dark cloud...' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2156 | I'm bored with everything today. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2157 | I need a building code violation like I need a brick to the head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2158 | Good thing you did not ask for two lumps! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2159 | I've finally gotten comfortable with the concept of irony. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2160 | Why don't you get the check this time? | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
2161 | Normally, I wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2162 | Since I hit 50, I feel so invisible. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2163 | This place always blocks me up. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2164 | But I love, I loves my sweet rat. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2165 | Thanks for listening, I feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulders. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2166 | Do you think I should have tipped on the tax? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2167 | Please pass the sugar, quickly. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2168 | You never know when a good idea might hit you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2169 | What's that analogy when you feel completely floored by something? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2170 | Jim, do you really want to talk about life insurance? Boring! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2171 | She did ask about my life insurance, actually. Why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2172 | Don't take this the wrong way, Gerald. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2173 | Stop talking about bricks and mortar projects. All that matters is the cloud. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2174 | My contractor seemed less than receptive about my constructive suggestions. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2175 | Well, as you can imagine, the news hit me like 37 pounds of brick | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2176 | Perhaps its time to hedge your postition | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2177 | That is if they ever find me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2178 | Then, in '08, I signed my largest deal... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2179 | I think you meant to download Tinder, not Cinder. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2180 | Ever get the feeling you are about to get clobbered? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2181 | I wouldn't complain about the service again | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2182 | I'd do anything to get on the nightly news. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2183 | My wife always says I'm hard-headed. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2184 | I need the caffeine but it usually gives me a headache | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2185 | My suggestion ... DUCK! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2186 | I wish I knew. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2187 | Downsized from work, Jill wants a divorce... It makes you wonder what might be next. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2188 | What do you mean, death is certain to come before taxes? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2189 | Quick, your password. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2190 | Why did the barrista write, "man about to wear concrete block" on mine? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2191 | And I really don't buy that superstition about throwing spilled salt over the shoulder! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2192 | Oh, whatever? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2193 | Did you tip the waitress? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2194 | It's either a small cinderblock or a ridiculous looking drone. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2195 | I'd better prepare for the vice presidency opening. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2196 | And suddenly it hit me... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2197 | We close the deal or I'm flat broke. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2198 | Yeah,I definitely feel a change of luck is in the air! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2199 | It's kind of like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop---only worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2200 | I think my wife is having an affair with a mason... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2201 | You've been blocked. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2202 | Sometimes I feel like such a block head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2203 | What "blocking" looked like before the Internet. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2204 | I tell ya, I can feel it, Chuck. Today's the day I'm gonna catch that Road Runner. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2205 | Cinder blocks used to fall from the sky twice, three times a day. Now it's once month--and that's if your lucky. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2206 | I subscribe to the Alan King policy of not needing Insurance. Spend the money on a nice piece of pie. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2207 | No, theoretical physics will have a much greater impact than applied physics. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2208 | Everything around me is falling apart. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2209 | You really think the deal will be blocked? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2210 | I feel like my life has become too predictable lately. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2211 | I'd like to put you in charge of our crisis management team, effective immediately. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2212 | So I asked myself, what could be worse? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2213 | I'm lucky. I never get headaches. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2214 | Revenge of the glass ceiling | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2215 | Monday mornings are so boring. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2216 | They were out of anvils | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2217 | ...but give me a concrete example of why we can't continue this way | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2218 | All I'm saying is, if you pray hard enough for God to punish the wicked among us, He will send you a sign. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2219 | Would it be so terrible if you looked at me while we are having a serious conversation? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2220 | You know those divorce papers you think your wife is trying to serve you with . . . | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2221 | I'm sure an idea will come to me soon. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2222 | And she has totally forgiven me.... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2223 | Looks like the wall got 10 feet taller | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2224 | It's really quite rudimentary. The easiest way to win The New Yorker caption contest, I've found, is -- | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
2225 | I just don't feel a thing until I have my first cup of coffee | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2226 | ...and once my firm reworks their labor deal, the contractor's union will never know what hit them. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2227 | You know what, I will put in a good word for you!! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2228 | I desperately need a block buster idea! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2229 | .. and then it hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2230 | Carl is oblivious to the best selfie moment he will ever have. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2231 | You wanna bet the judge will postpone the trial? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2232 | ...and that's when I realized, she needs me, after all. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2233 | ...and just to prove my point, I deliberately walked under a ladder this morning. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2234 | Damn! She made my skinny latte with 2%. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2235 | I will give you one minute to accept my idea. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2236 | 'G' or 'g,' do you think it matters? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2237 | I think all this handwringing about infrastructure is overblown. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2238 | I've always wondered what it would feel like to be a blockhead. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2239 | You know, Frank, I don't know how this week could get any worse. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2240 | Something tells me I'm not gonna make partner. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2241 | Oh, so you think I'm the blockhead? Well.... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2242 | I feel like the only bad thing that isn't happening to me right now is a block coming down on my head.. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2243 | They say these things happen in threes, so.... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2244 | Let me get it this time. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2245 | She keeps telling me I need be more spontaneous. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2246 | Maybe it's me but lately I just feel like a target. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2247 | What is it NOW Henny Penny? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2248 | It's just my wife trying to knock some sense into me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2249 | But at least I have my health. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2250 | Bill I think your phone is buzzing. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2251 | It took years, but my migraines have finally stopped. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2252 | I believe it's your turn to pay. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2253 | I'm sorry, Dave, but your promotion will just have to wait for a vacancy in managment." "I'm okay with that, Bill. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2254 | Finally, everything seems to be falling into place. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2255 | You're absolutely right. I need to be more optimistic. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2256 | Why the Chicken-Lttle expression? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2257 | So lately I've been having this sense of doom. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2258 | ..she says she will build one. He says he won't build one. But I tell ya, what we really need, is a sign from above. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2259 | Everybody must get stoned. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2260 | Mind not drumming your fingers on the table like that? Going to give me a headache. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2261 | Isn't life just random? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2262 | You might want to move your cell phone. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2263 | Lately, I can't come up with new material. I keep waiting for something to hit me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2264 | I have some bad news. I going to ask the board to terminate your services this afternoon. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2265 | I'm feeling lucky today! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2266 | I hope you enjoyed your day job. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2267 | This is what I've learned: it's all about risk-management. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2268 | Sometimes life throws you a curve ball, and you have to deal with it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2269 | I could finish my paper on synchronicity if only I had some concrete evidence. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2270 | ... so I finally get the feeling things are going my way. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2271 | The coffee's great but the decor here is too heavily brick-a-bac. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2272 | just give me something concrete to go on... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2273 | Things are looking up, Bob. I've finally gotten over the divorce, the cancer is in remission, and I've had some very promising job interviews. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2274 | So, I'm thinking the annuity is the best option. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2275 | I don't know, Jim...I just keep waiting for a sign. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2276 | We would rather stay on break then go back to work. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2277 | I would have tied it to my leg and jumped out of a boat, but this works, too. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2278 | They finally got teleport working. Oops, still need some tweaking. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2279 | I'd better be getting home before it rains. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2280 | Overall, I think Myrna took the news about my having an affair quite well. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2281 | Do you think she will contest the divorce? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2282 | The divorce was very amicable. Why do you ask? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2283 | I hate metaphors | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2284 | Whole milk has too much cholesterol, but I figure what the hell. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2285 | It's a more authentic take on exposed brick | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2286 | I probably have been a little too Chicken Little lately. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2287 | And does it cover imminently existing conditions? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2288 | I'll pay you back next week. My luck seems to be turning around." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2289 | You just have to block out negative thoughts. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2290 | I feel like the whole world is crumbling around me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2291 | I just don't see any future for me at the firm. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2292 | I understand a lot of Yelpers eat here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2293 | I used to think only blockheads ate here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2294 | Of course I have a will, why do you ask? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2295 | I am just so tired of people interrupting me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2296 | Yep, I finally got those migraines under control . . . | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2297 | It's more than just my thoughts of impending doom that hinder me | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2298 | Can you give me just a moment? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2299 | Don’t worry, nothing bad happens in cartoons | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2300 | I just have this gut feeling I'm about to be down sized | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2301 | I guess I will pick-up the tab. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2302 | Do you ever get that feeling like there's a cinder block about to fall on your head? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2303 | What'sAFiveLetterWordForUntimelyDeath? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2304 | And then the idea hit me like a load of brick. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2305 | I've had just about enough of this concrete jungle. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2306 | I'm telling you, Frank, you're in for a rude awakening with all that gluten and read meat... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2307 | "Im telling you Braverman, this meeting is over"! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2308 | Thanks for the pep talk, Sam. Nothing's going to stop me now. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2309 | What's with the abstract look? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2310 | I was thinking should we use 6 or 8 inch block, then it hit me. . . | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2311 | ...and I said, 'George, you're wrong. What do you need; a brick upside the head to see the Truth?' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2312 | I keep waiting for a sign that she hasn't given up on us. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2313 | You will get that job over my dead body, | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2314 | I give up. How will I be more like Charle Brown? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2315 | This no tips thing seems to be working out alright, don't you think? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2316 | So I says to him, "Why would a guy my age need a life insurance policy?" | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2317 | Well, Harry, when am I gonna get MY fifteen minutes of fame? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2318 | Could you provide me with something more concrete? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2319 | Then Trumps tells us to be vigilant - that the RNC is everywhere....... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2320 | Earl, I slept with your wife. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2321 | Too abstract. Let's try for something a little more concrete. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2322 | Do you think I should grow a moustache ? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2323 | Still, if that's worst thing to happen to me this week, I consider myself lucky. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2324 | You never ever let me finish a senten … | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2325 | Your argument is too abstract, can you be more concrete? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2326 | Every time I eat here I leave with a headache. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2327 | Sometimes I just need a wake-up call. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2328 | There's no way he can get Mexico to pay for it...and building supplies don't just magically fall from the sky. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2329 | I Think HE heard you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2330 | It's time to crack some heads. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2331 | I never tip the barista. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2332 | You won how much? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2333 | Have you made a concrete decision yet? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2334 | Did we forget to tip the last time we were here? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2335 | I just need to come up with something really concrete, NOW! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2336 | Early promotion! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2337 | It's not duck, it's chicken. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2338 | I need something more to wake me up. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2339 | Sometimes it seems like the whole world is out to get me . . . | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2340 | Be sure to tip. Is that supposed to be a threat? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2341 | A blockbuster could make or break your career. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2342 | I prefer sugar cubes in my coffee. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2343 | I need some excitement in my life. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2344 | Corner office in 3...2... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2345 | My ex has been in a much better mood since she went to see a fortune teller. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2346 | I have your money, give me an hour. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2347 | It's true, nothing ever falls my way. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2348 | Gary, I feel that now is the appropriate time to tell you that your wife and I have been having an affair. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2349 | What do you mean things can always be worse? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2350 | Mind if we swing by the pharmacy for some Tylenol on our way back to the office? I feel a headache coming on. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2351 | I just feel like the whole world is collapsing around me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2352 | If Benson's doomsday accounting is correct, I have yet to see a sign. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2353 | What did you say, I'm going to be getting a block grant? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2354 | Phew! Good thing he already picked up the tab. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2355 | Wait—an idea's about to hit me—I can feel it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2356 | My energy stocks keep slipping, so I thought I might switch my portfolio to something more concrete. Maybe things will start looking up. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2357 | At times like these, I wish I wasn't a statistician. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2358 | Okay, sure, if you insist. This one's on you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2359 | I just scored tickets to 'Hamilton.' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2360 | I need something this morning that'll give me more bang for the buck. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2361 | I'm actually feeling quite optimistic for a change -- my horoscope said things are looking up. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2362 | Would you mind grabbing the check? I"ll get it next time. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2363 | What a hangover. I feel like a brick hit my head! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2364 | The wife says I'm just being maudlin with these thoughts of impending doom... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2365 | All day it's been like I'm under this cloud. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2366 | We talked about it for over two hours, I kept telling her I understood her feelings. It's not like I need to be hit over the head! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2367 | Lemme tell ya, Al, this latte is to die for. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2368 | I should have ordered something lighter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2369 | Believe it or not but I'll get the check this time. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2370 | Well, we're just one block away from the hospital. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2371 | It suddenly struck me ... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2372 | If you ask me, it's more likely that this roof will fall on my head than America electing an openly xenophobic and misogynist president. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2373 | It will hit like a ton of bricks! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2374 | And then suddenly it struck me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2375 | I feel more validated now that my wife increased my life insurance. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2376 | yeah... and then it hit me! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2377 | This has been the worst day of my life. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2378 | What did Lucy always call Charlie Brown? It'll come to me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2379 | Karma? Yes, I believe in karma. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2380 | That low bid renovation project is supposed to start today. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2381 | Why, yes, I am on the company's health plan. Why do you ask? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2382 | I've completely hedged all my market risk to avoid the proverbial Black Swan. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2383 | I Will Never Get Married Again ! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2384 | How do they get away with calling this place Starblocks? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2385 | We sold the air rights, so now we're building a ten-story condo up there. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2386 | Hell yes I could get hit by a bus tomorrow. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2387 | "A" grade from the Department of Health. Department of Buildings, grade pending. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2388 | If these walls could talk. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2389 | I think I'm going to start eating healthier. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2390 | What you mean, stay woke | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2391 | I'm just so glad I finally have a handle on those migraines. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2392 | I can't believe my eyes a brick is falling through this restaurant! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2393 | The loss of that account hit me like a...well, you can imagine. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2394 | I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn professional netw- | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2395 | I didn't want to tell you, but... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2396 | I just have this feeling like it's over for me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2397 | Just don't say 'heads up'. I hate that expression. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2398 | I dunno. There must be some metaphor for a Trump presidential win. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2399 | Should I... Nah he'll be fine. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2400 | My ideas always hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2401 | I'll sign my will after our drinks. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2402 | Yes, we negotiated the lowest bidder for our luncheonette, why? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2403 | I'm gluten-free, dairy-free, entirely organic from my toothpaste to my shoe polish, yet I still get these crushing headaches at least once a day. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2404 | I just finally feel like things are becoming more concrete. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2405 | In construction it's the overhead that kills you. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2406 | As your broker, I suggest you modify your position. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2407 | Alan, I swear on my life it's true. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2408 | This brick-and-mortar store is only missing one thing. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2409 | Do you ever get the feeling that something bad is about to happen? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2410 | In Soviet Russia, brick smokes you! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2411 | I don't know; it just seems nothing interesting ever happens to me! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2412 | So, is this your first time back after they renovated? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2413 | I don't know how to tell you this, but I slept with your wife. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2414 | Remember how you told me you were waiting for a wake up call? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2415 | Why do say it's ironic that I'm a building inspector? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2416 | This was no "Cinder"ella ending | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2417 | ''He wouldn't know a good idea if it hit him in the head" | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2418 | Sometimes after lunch I like to take a nap and just dream off.... | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2419 | So you think the term life policy makes more sense. Why? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2420 | Do you think gravity waves are real? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2421 | I'm a cartoonist. What do you do? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2422 | I'm really glad you picked this place. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2423 | I'm on the block meal plan, how about you? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2424 | You should see someone about that crick in your neck. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2425 | God damn it SIGN THE CHECK NOW! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2426 | I can't see a downside. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2427 | Watch out, those carbs'll kill you. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2428 | Maybe it's a block-headed idea but... | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2429 | I decided to wait for something concrete. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2430 | Well, my day has been pretty flat so far... | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2431 | I know, but I'm still voting for Trump. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2432 | Sorry to eat and run, but I've got a killer of an afternoon. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2433 | Trust me, it doesn't hurt to be the center of attention. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2434 | I like this place because of the low overhead. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2435 | Finally signed the will yesterday. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2436 | Why shouldn't I have ordered a Venti? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2437 | Frankly, I would have preferred the roof top dining. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2438 | No. You're the schlemazel. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2439 | I can't believe they put whole milk in my soy latte. This day could NOT get any worse... | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2440 | Moot question. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2441 | Don't worry. It's been like that all day. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2442 | Quickly, just sign here. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2443 | I just always feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2444 | Let's order dessert first! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2445 | I just wish more things in my life were concrete. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2446 | It's not the Sword Of Damocles that you should be worried about. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2447 | Maybe I should have brushed up on my language skills before ordering in Italian. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2448 | Which is heavier...a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2449 | I'll get Obamacare when I get sick. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2450 | Whatever you do, don't criticize his son. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2451 | I just wish this dark cloud would lift. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2452 | You said you already paid the bill? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2453 | With my bad luck, they'll have forgotten the cream. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2454 | The ways they can disguise drones these days! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2455 | I am sitting In the morning At the diner ..Uh Oh.. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2456 | Ever get the feeling you're just waiting for the next shoe to drop? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2457 | So that's why I just bought a long-term care policy. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2458 | Oh, that reminds me. I need to get that insurance app for my Phone. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2459 | 'What's the metaphor I'm reaching for?' | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2460 | Then suddenly, out of nowhere, I had this great idea how to make a light bulb that will never burn out. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2461 | For years I struggled with the meaning of life . . . then it hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2462 | Please be accurate Jim. It's not a brick, it's a cinder block. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2463 | My broker says the bad news is finally behind us. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2464 | The price of coffee these days... It hits ya like a tonne of bricks. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2465 | Now would be a good time to pay the check! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2466 | I'm serious-- that fast food is going to kill you. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
2467 | I think we've struck a deal. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2468 | And you never know....A giant cinder block could come crashing down out of the blue. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2469 | I'm not so sure about Amazon's new delivery system. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2470 | Ah, nice! No need to take a selfie. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2471 | Do you hear a slide whistle? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2472 | " I just don't seem to be able to get out from under". | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2473 | Honestly Henry, sometimes I think you worry too much. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2474 | His dismissal of irony really brought down the house. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2475 | Does this taste like Diet to you? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2476 | They say it's never too late | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2477 | Hey Matt, didn't you say that you don't want to live in a world with Trump as President? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2478 | Glad your sister is so understading and invited me here to discuss that affair. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2479 | I have to stop moping around like the sky is falling. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2480 | Overcoming writer's block. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2481 | I'm going to be late. Can you pick up the tab? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2482 | See ya! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2483 | Can you explain quickly why you're rescinding your life insurance offer? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2484 | Dude, I need help! Everything seems to be crashing in on me! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2485 | And so my editor said, "Getting through writer's block's a breeze . . . something will hit you." | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2486 | Well, aren't you the lucky one? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2487 | Don't worry, I got my lawyer on speed-dial. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2488 | ...I just feel this heavy weight pressing down on me. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2489 | Seriously though, how can this divorce get any worse... | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2490 | "I think I'm getting that two o'clock drowsiness."/ | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2491 | I'm just gonna block it out. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2492 | I haven't had a good idea since the stone age. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2493 | I think Trump would make a great president. | 1.1000 | 0.10541 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 0 |
2494 | I can feel a headache coming on. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2495 | Sure, we can leave anytime. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2496 | Why don't you ever look at me when we talk? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2497 | It's a Venti half caff, 3 1/3 shots long, 6 pump chai 3 pump vanilla spice, half lactose half soy 190 degree green tea misto. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2498 | Lean forward a little, I'm having trouble hearing. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2499 | I'm a chip off the old block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2500 | I just remembered the good news that I wanted to tell you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2501 | when i was a kid, my mum use to send me with 50cents. I could buy 2 burgers, french fries and large coke. You can't do that these days! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2502 | She was offended when I said : Let's have coffee first... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2503 | My employer dropped my insurance and I still can't get on that damn Government web sight. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2504 | Couldn't you be more concrete | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2505 | Actually, more of a hoper really than a believer. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2506 | If I don't cement this deal soon, my boss will knock my block off! | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
2507 | I've decided to make more time for lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2508 | Newton's Law? Just another example of science run amok. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2509 | I've been feeling flat lately. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2510 | Tiebreaker final apologist rebuttal in the endlessly deadlocked theist vs. atheist debate. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2511 | I have a lot on my mind right now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2512 | I don't think you need to bother ordering lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2513 | Check! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2514 | The concept here is brilliant: replace the waitresses with drones. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2515 | You know, I'm no longer feeling light header. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2516 | I just won in court. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2517 | I don't think this coffee is wnough to get my attention this morning. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2518 | Clean living, Thomas. The secret to a long life. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2519 | Do you think the waiter was giving me attitude when I asked to substitute the ethically-sourced kale? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2520 | Maybe I'm too optimistic, but I feel like that dark cloud over my head has finally left. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2521 | You know, I think you have to make sure a restaurant has banned tipping before you decide not to leave one. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2522 | I need a concrete idea. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2523 | to be or not to be is no longer the question. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2524 | I pushed the project to Phil. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2525 | My turn buy, right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2526 | I've never fully understood gravity! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2527 | Where an Allstate agent when you need one? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2528 | Greg, I think God is smiting you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2529 | Sorry my mouth is full. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2530 | Must be a 'blockbuster'! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2531 | You really should cut down on the fatty foods. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2532 | When at first you don't succeed... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2533 | I heard that a cup of coffee here buys you a seat for a short while. Wonder how they enforce it. I don't see bouncers. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2534 | Forecast calls for cloudy, with a chance of concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2535 | No problem. I will get the check. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
2536 | Frankly, there have been days I've considered ending it all, but I never get a concrete sign. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2537 | What lump ? Sugar's not good for me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2538 | Could you get the bill? I'm close to being broke. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2539 | 32 feet per second, per second... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2540 | I wish the universe would send me a sign. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2541 | All I know is that between getting fired and Mary leaving me, I don't think I can handle another crushing blow. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2542 | His office is nicer than mine. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2543 | When cement blocks fly. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2544 | A plaintiff lawyer's sweet daydream... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2545 | I hear this Starbucks is a designated safe space. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2546 | are you looking for trouble ? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
2547 | I just don't know what I'm going to do with the rest of my life...... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2548 | And, then again, I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2549 | I’ll grant you that occasionally NSA tactics lack subtlety. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2550 | Oh God, I was kidding! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2551 | I wouldn't actually call it a sword of Damocles | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2552 | Is it too late to order eggs? Cause this guy is about to get scrambled | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2553 | Clairvoyant, schmervoyant, she was clearly deranged... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2554 | If God exists, I need some concrete evidence. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2555 | So I told Suzanne, "Yeah, I really need that - like a need a big concrete block to land on my head!" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2556 | Uh....any last thoughts on the matter? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2557 | Lately Coffee gives me a Big headache! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2558 | I don't know - I just have that feeling the other shoe is going to drop soon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2559 | You know you said,"nothing exciting happens" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2560 | How risky could it be if I continued to deny science? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2561 | Finish your thought, quickly. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2562 | I know exactly what you are going to say. I should not have whistled at that construction worker. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2563 | Life is... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2564 | You may be experiencing a mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2565 | Sorry Stan, I am going to recommend Susan for the promotion. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2566 | Ok,it hit me,not like a ton of bricks,just one. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2567 | This was suppose to be the 'drop-dead' date - yeah, right..... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2568 | Um, Mr. Trump... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2569 | Yeah, well this is only block Monday... you don't wanna be around for grand piano Friday | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2570 | Tell me, can this day get any worse? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2571 | I wonder how long that has been here! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2572 | I finally see what you mean by building dysfunction is killing you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2573 | I'm going to splurge and order a Danish; it won't kill me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2574 | If this wasn't the cafe he takes employees to be fired I may have warned him | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2575 | My doctor says I come from a really good gene pool. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2576 | Finally, everything is looking up for me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2577 | And I was sure this cafe was rated 4 stars... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2578 | You optimists are always looking up! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2579 | Writer's block is the least of my worries. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2580 | Did you check your horoscope this morning? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2581 | Sometimes I wish Newton's apple insight to come over me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2582 | What? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
2583 | So I finally broke up with Bellatrix last night. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2584 | No more drinks for me, I feel a headache coming on. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2585 | What the... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2586 | When she left this morning I asked myself: "what could be worse ?" | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
2587 | My job is great, kids are great, wife is great life is really looking up | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2588 | I'm telling you Charlie, the advertising business is brutal. This latest case of writer's block is killing me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2589 | Well, I see my time is up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2590 | I couldn't make any sense of it, and then it hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2591 | Tomorrow's another day! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2592 | Listen, life insurance is obsolete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2593 | Tuesday at the Hard Block Cafe | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2594 | Bob, your day is about to get a whole lot worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2595 | do you think of your glass as half empty or full? | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
2596 | Did you ever find the missing cinder blo.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2597 | I should've ordered the duck. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2598 | Should I or should I not tell him? I mean, he was never really nice to me in the first place. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2599 | What are YOU drinking? A V8? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2600 | Another drone design flaw in the making | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2601 | Argh, they are killing me -- they put soy instead of skim again. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2602 | I ordered the brick cheese on wheat toast. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2603 | I wish I could get over this writer's block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2604 | I forgot my wallet, would you mind..? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2605 | By my calculations, if I skip the daily donut, I'll live 1.363 years longer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2606 | No pressure.....but what was that stock tip? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2607 | I have been trying to come up with a concrete solution for my problems | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2608 | Did I tell you my ex went back to school for masonry? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2609 | Bottom Line, I think you need to up your life insurance! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2610 | I'm sorry...did you just call me a block head? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2611 | "The rest is--" (silence) | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2612 | Go for a loftier goal. Quickly. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2613 | This is better. We can finally relax and enjoy a quiet cup of coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2614 | ...so I told her "you think a brick layer can make you happy?!" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2615 | Its not like all these sugars are gonna kill me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2616 | I guess Im picking up the check | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2617 | I think your coffee break's over | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2618 | I never know what to order. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2619 | I think it's going to rain. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2620 | And that's when it hit me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2621 | According to Galileo's hypothesis on the speed of falling objects, you have about one second left to live. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2622 | That sandwich is going to hit you like a falling cinderblock. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2623 | The study I just read says you can live longer if you drink more coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2624 | I then I told her, may God strike me dead. And she believed me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2625 | Say Ted, how are things going with your bucket list? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2626 | My mental block's a killer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2627 | Mark my words, all this doomsday talk just has to stop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2628 | The Cubs are going to win it all. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2629 | Maybe I will eat, I feel a headache coming on. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2630 | Like I said, the more concrete the better. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2631 | I get the worst headaches since I switched to decaf. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2632 | Yeah, but you can get killed crossing the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2633 | Why, after all this time, are you still holding it over my head? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2634 | So I told Mr Trump I couldn't vote for him. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2635 | Honestly Bob, I'm so confused right now I don't know whether I feel like I've been hit with a ton of bricks or a brick that weighs a ton. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2636 | That sandwich is sitting like a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2637 | Meyers and Jacoby originally met to discuss selling Amway. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2638 | What we need now is a really concrete idea | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2639 | So apparently, it all comes down to this thing called karma. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2640 | Hey! That's not a shoe. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2641 | Bert, I never remember...is it schadenfreude or schatenfreude? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2642 | I really think my luck is about to turn around. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2643 | You are about to experience a mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2644 | You know, Dave, people would like you more if you weren't such a Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2645 | I just remembered - I was suppose to call my health coach at noon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2646 | Did you ask for one lump or two? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2647 | should I drink this coffee or not ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2648 | It's been such a good week, I keep looking over my shoulder. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2649 | Dontcha hate it when folks drop in unannounced? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
2650 | Where’s the thrill, Bob? Where’s the excitement? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2651 | Could I, at least, have one, concrete idea that could hit me about the new Ad campaign? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2652 | This chef takes chicken-under-a-brick a little too far | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2653 | Thank you God for such a define burger | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2654 | I swear, the food in the place is killing me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2655 | What was that about a bucket list? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2656 | Did you ever wake up with the feeling something big was gonna happen? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2657 | I finally feel like a great weight's been lifted off my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2658 | In that moment, I realized his ("his" is italicized) life was flashing before my eyes. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2659 | I think our pity party is about to be crashed. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2660 | It seems like the boss has been coming down hard on me lately. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2661 | Quick, pay the bill! | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
2662 | Cream in the coffee is nice, but skim milk is healthier. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2663 | there at the construction site it's not treating me so well. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2664 | I really need a cemented opinion here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2665 | I don't care what my wife thinks... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2666 | I finally told Barbara it's over. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2667 | Deep down inside, I guess I'm an optimist. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2668 | Going forward I'd like a more concrete notion in my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2669 | "After 31 years I've had a breakthrough. I've discovered the cure to all cancers. You simply combine magnesium oxide with | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2670 | I am sure your worries will be over soon | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
2671 | I'll be brief. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2672 | When she gets me in her sights, I'll know. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2673 | Describe me the situation in trhee words | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2674 | Lately I've had this feeling of being blocked. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2675 | "For the fifty grand you owe me, you have a choice. You could pay me, now. OR, you could get your legs broken. What's your wish? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2676 | Then the Grand Master told me any mason who turns atheist better watch his back... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2677 | Yes, I have life insurance. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2678 | Sometimes, I just think I'm a real blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
2679 | As you can see, I always plan for all contingencies. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2680 | I'm so weary of the ethereal, nuanced ways of thinking. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2681 | I'm glad I just got coffee... I don't think I have time to eat anything. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2682 | I sense something here is asunder | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2683 | At least today couldn't get any worse, right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2684 | ...and then, my ACME slingshot misfired. Their products just aren't as solid as they once were. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2685 | Paying the check isn't going to be the only thing that hurts. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2686 | Man, I gotta change the vibration setting on this phone! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2687 | I can't see anything through these damn Oakley's! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2688 | I hear cement futures are through the roof. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2689 | So what happens if I don't pay off the construction unions? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2690 | I guess an anvil would be passé. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2691 | Bill, you look distracted, is it because our profits are dropping like a rock? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2692 | Medical Insurance? Disability Insurance? Life Insurance? Who are they kidding?! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2693 | O.K.....I'll pick up the tab next time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2694 | Matt was about to tell his friend he had bigger problems... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2695 | Not again. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2696 | You should have ordered the appetizer | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2697 | I used to enjoy a drop of the hard stuff until a psychic told me to avoid it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2698 | Audited?! He's gonna shi... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2699 | No, Perkins. Because what you don't know can't crush your cranium. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2700 | Even Wile E. Coyote has more luck than I do. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2701 | Today I have a feeling I'll have a blockbuster idea. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2702 | At least now I have a reason to be late to work. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2703 | Then I told Mr. Trump exactly what I thought of him... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2704 | What would you do if you were me? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2705 | My wife thinks I need to find a purpose in life. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2706 | I've finally dismissed irrational fear from my life. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2707 | Did I say one lump or two? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2708 | Who are you calling a blockhead? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2709 | Well, I guess the deal is now concrete | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2710 | Today has started off lousy, I hope it gets better. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2711 | Hey, you can't stop living or be afraid to leave your house....if you do that, they will win. You can get hit by a car crossing the street in this city, so daily life is more dangerous than anything! You know what I'm saying? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2712 | My therapist says "Live every moment of life as if it's your last." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2713 | Bob, I gotta say, the decor here is stunning. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2714 | So Cheryl and I have been checking out retirement communities. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2715 | (thought bubble) It may not hurt that bad... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2716 | State Farm, why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2717 | A chip off the old block, eh? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2718 | The what is falling? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2719 | I agree. In this global market it's not a matter of if, but when. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2720 | That hamburger was as hard as a... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2721 | "She's seeing a guy named... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2722 | The cream in this coffee is Very very heavy | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2723 | Been selling life insurance for 20 years now. I tell them, "you never know when something might just fall out of the sky on you." Like that ever happens. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2724 | So as I was saying, the fortune teller said I going to have a hard day and I was like, there is no way! I'm Bill Ga... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2725 | Are you sure that is rain hitting the roof? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2726 | Should have ordered a decaf. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2727 | So relieved that nasty headache I had this morning is finally gone. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2728 | You ask me if Lilly has ever cheated on me? I know for a fact that my wife has always been faithful to me. So Mike why do you ask. ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2729 | I'm at my wit's end, Al. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2730 | Sara said i should have seen it coming. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2731 | You are about to get some sense knocked into you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2732 | And then in the midst of the deposition this guy .......heads what? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2733 | Did you say 'incoming?' Is that an I.R.S. term? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2734 | Were you expecting a brick? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2735 | Phil, bring the house down and raise the roof! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2736 | I just found out my wife increased my life insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2737 | Do you ever get that feeling that something big is coming your way? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2738 | Too much caffein was hitting Joe like a ton of bricks... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2739 | You might think me a blockhead for telling you this, but… | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2740 | Lean back Hal, the union's on strike again | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2741 | They say fast food can kill you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2742 | Whoever hit that fan was really startled. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2743 | So, I asked my students: "Would a brick or a feather fall faster on the moon?" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2744 | Would it bother you if I went out with your wife? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2745 | Remind me not to ask for peanuts next time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2746 | Yes, that IS my final answer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2747 | This may not be the time, but have you ever been hit by a ton of bricks? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2748 | Do you find cheese 'blocking'? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2749 | You should keep the cover on so you don't spill it | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2750 | Forgot to check today's forecast. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2751 | David, watch it, opportunity is falling | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2752 | Boss, what would you do with two wishes? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2753 | I told you my wife is Not above anything | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
2754 | I tell you, those English students' grades are literally dropping like a cinder block | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2755 | Unless they get some big help from the NSA, the IRS will never find my tax havens. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2756 | I know this will hit you like a ton of bricks, but I have to lay you off. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2757 | Try to live in the moment. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2758 | Enough is enough, get a life. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2759 | I can't say April fool! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2760 | If you ask me, life's a house of cards. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2761 | I've never understood why people have such bad things to say about the Acme Coffee House | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
2762 | I am working on the New Yorker Caption Contest and ideas always hit me like a load of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2763 | Someone's about to be a real blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2764 | One coffee in the morning gets me through anything. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2765 | I feel like things are just starting to look up for me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2766 | My shrink suggested that I fast-track my upstairs renovation and enjoy it longer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2767 | So...when does the insurance policy kick in? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2768 | This second cup may make me late but it'll sure hit the spot! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2769 | Howard to himself: maybe the meal will be comped. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2770 | I ordered a Paralyzer, why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2771 | Yp I'm telling you. . I think things are really looking up! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2772 | Today I traded all my Acme stock. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2773 | hello | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2774 | They say Jackson Pollock used to eat here for inspiration. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2775 | It's not like the sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2776 | God hates me but construction workers despise me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2777 | Excellent. It is right on time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2778 | No, I'm pretty sure it's the brick of Damocles. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2779 | Speaking of your wife, does she like dinner and a movie? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2780 | Not drinking your usual coffee, Lucky? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2781 | Ten years after we build this building, they're telling us it's shoddy construction. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2782 | Remember when flying toaster screensavers were cool? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2783 | The FBI finally figured out how to crack the iPhone | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2784 | I don't know. Maybe something new will hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2785 | Then, I said, I don't care if your sister is a witch... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2786 | Gravity is just a theory... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2787 | Cheer up, things are coming your way. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2788 | To keep the job, stay in town – a rolling stone gathers no moss. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2789 | Oh, I guess you could say that I am fiscally conservative and socially liberal. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2790 | Should I tell him Bernie might win? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2791 | As you doctor I'm obligated to tell you. You have stage four cancer." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2792 | Did you order a block of sugar? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2793 | Harrison, that's what I like about you - so optimistic! Always looking up! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2794 | Yes Rick, I do know what irony is but I fail to see how that relates to you being a block head. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
2795 | and then it hit me, life happens when you least expect it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2796 | Don't look now, but... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2797 | My migraine's gone! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2798 | I feel a cold coming on! This morning, I woke up and was aching like a ton of bricks fell on me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2799 | Oh, I thought you meant the B train. But, we're only off by a little bit. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2800 | No, 18% is FAR too much. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2801 | My best source says the merger is concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2802 | How safe an investment? You'd have a better chance of a concrete block hitting you in a cafe, than lose on this one. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2803 | Oh, same old, same old. And you...? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2804 | Anti-Gravity Therapy? No, tell me more. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2805 | You're gonna die a slow death if you keep eating those cheeseburgers. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2806 | I voted for Trump; and the sky did not fall down. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2807 | We Can't Fix That Problem But Is There anything Else Mr. Shaw? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2808 | Did you hear that white middle class adults are dying at an earlier age due to the economy? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2809 | They say green tea aids brain function | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2810 | Insurance? Nah, I'm so young what can happen to me? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2811 | You got any aspirin? I feel a massive headache coming on. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2812 | I've had a strange feeling all morning as if the ceiling's caving in on me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2813 | Word is, the company's trying a new approach with the latest force reduction . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2814 | Brick and block are passe. Except for Starbucks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2815 | And since I'm the only one who knows your little secret... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2816 | I've always been interested in free masonry. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2817 | My wife just persuaded me to up my life insurance premiums - she says it would just be too tough to make it on her own on a construction worker's salary after I'm gone. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2818 | God don't want no scrubs. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2819 | Quit it, George. Puns are for blockheads. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2820 | No, I'm waiting till full retirement age to collect my pension. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2821 | I wonder if this is a piece of the corporate ladder? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2822 | We call this situation, "Speech is Silver, Silence is Gold". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2823 | Ya'know, those burgers can kill you just like that. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2824 | You really should have had the dessert | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2825 | Tut, tut! Looks like pain | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2826 | One of these days Cheswick writer's block will do me in. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2827 | My astrologer said earth signs aren't going to be good for me this week. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2828 | Whoa,where did that come from? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2829 | Don't you just hate those new construction regulations? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
2830 | Er, did you order a breeze block? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2831 | Hey I've finally decided you're the guy to handle all my funds. Can we get started soon? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2832 | Quite frankly, predestination's a bunch'a hooey. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2833 | I'll take the check!!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2834 | Besides, I don't even know what "malingering" means. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2835 | The psychic told me that a Cindy, a Sandra, or a Sandy would appear in my future, but I'm not convinced. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2836 | I would say something, but he did give me that bad performance review. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2837 | Didn't you order a flat white? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2838 | Eat up, Bill. Time is money. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2839 | This insurance policy you're buying should come in handy soon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2840 | At least only part of the sky is falling... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2841 | Looks like those sick days are gonna come in handy, Steve. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2842 | If he's so dumb, how did Trump Towers get built? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2843 | I was just telling the boss, we need more contact with the building blocks of our business. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
2844 | Thankfully, it's only a metaphor. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2845 | So, my therapist told me to pay attention to my intuition. That it would feel like a brick in my gut. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2846 | I can’t decide whether or not to start the Zoloft. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2847 | Are we being too literal with our benchmarking? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2848 | So I'm just walking down the street, minding my own business, and this bird poops on my head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2849 | So much for Zagat's décor rating | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2850 | I'm going to cut my own dick off and hide in the ladies room. Then when they come in, I'll... no wait, that won't work. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
2851 | And then she said: "You can keep your money darling, I am starting my own construction business anyway." I wonder what she's up to, she hates dust. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2852 | Hmm, I thought he asked for two lumps. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2853 | Thanks but you can get the next one. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2854 | I will see Tom and Jelly in the real world | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2855 | Do you believe in fate? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2856 | Out of the blue; said it hit him like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2857 | anyways, i was saying that i really think the brevity of slime season 3 represents a-- | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2858 | Did you hear? Iron stocks are plummeted! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2859 | I know it's Friday the 13th. So what? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2860 | Is that your final answer? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2861 | I'd say 'lucky in love,' why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2862 | God has a plan for everyone. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2863 | Let's eat next door! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2864 | ...and then--right out of the blue--it hit me... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2865 | Maybe I should recinde(r) our contract . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2866 | A 150kg mass is approaching your head at 45.3 metres per second! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2867 | Initials are good! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2868 | I cannot believe she just blocked me on facebook! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2869 | This project is going to kill me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2870 | I always liked you Stan | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2871 | I'm just like Trump. I've been incredibly and fantastically successful in the building and construction business. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2872 | Dreams do come true. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2873 | They say the coffee here is killer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2874 | No...I'm pretty sure it's called Tinder. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2875 | I know thew food's not great, I just come here for the ambiance. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2876 | I said, "Screw you Freddy Newton, you don't know what you're talking about". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2877 | I'm giving you an exclusive. Jimmy Hoffa's body is buried... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2878 | O-negative. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2879 | Give me a second. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2880 | Let's say you get hit by a bus. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2881 | Guess I'll just have to wait. The people upstairs said it would come down to a block vote… | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2882 | I just know something is about to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2883 | Good food but the ambience not so much! | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
2884 | Your Chicken Little sandwich will arrive shortly. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2885 | Come on Jack, say it like you mean it! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2886 | It's a prop for a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2887 | Did you order the Chicken Little? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2888 | You've got about .8 seconds to answer this but do you believe in karma? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2889 | If I don't get relief from this migraine soon, I'll lose it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2890 | Is that a hypothetical question? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2891 | I hate to tell you this, Simmonds, but--you're fired. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2892 | What I especially like about this place is how chockablock it is with surprises. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
2893 | Great business; but its the overhead that kills you! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2894 | Are you being quiet because I beat you out of the promotion? I'm sure your day will come. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2895 | I might be wrong, but I feel a lead weight hanging over me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2896 | I'll get the check! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2897 | Under the table! Your ex-wife just walked in! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2898 | Dude,there's nothing upon you. (The brick falls) April fool!!!:). | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2899 | Nice superpower Cinderblockman says Tradingbodiesboy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2900 | This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to start over. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2901 | For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2902 | So I said, 'Buy! It's not like the sky's falling!' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2903 | It's still raining cats and dogs outside. Let's stay here for a minute. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2904 | God would have to drop a block of concrete on my head before I would ever vote for a woman. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2905 | Swipe down to end dates? Yeah, that's Cinder. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2906 | Remember when you said things couldn't get any worse? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2907 | TOMORROW, I'LL BUY | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
2908 | Your wife is going to like THIS insurance plan. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2909 | Barbara says I need to be more self-aware. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2910 | In your future, I see a brick dropping on your head! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2911 | Hmmm. What would Newton do? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2912 | Gulliver likes to sweeten my coffee | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2913 | I tell you, I feel like a great weight has just been lifted from my shoulders. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2914 | So, Beasley, are you ready to cement our deal ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2915 | Let's ignore the 50 lb block in the room and talk about the positive parts of your quarterly review. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2916 | As Paul's life flashed before Doug's eyes, Doug reflected on how Paul took the last sugar. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2917 | How can you be so sure that the block guy did it? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2918 | Don't worry, my ex-wife doesn't know that I am a Superhero | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2919 | The food is to die here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2920 | This is really tempus fugit. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2921 | Well at least your rain cloud is gone. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2922 | Thank you for making me your beneficiary | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2923 | My therapist says I have to stop thinking of myself as a loser..... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2924 | And BAM, it just hit me... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2925 | I wish I didn't have to go back to the office after lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2926 | Listen, anything can happen, but I feel pretty good about this. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2927 | And all this time I thought the headaches were from the alcohol. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2928 | Again? That's the third time today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2929 | Well, there'll be concrete evidence that it wasn't me who did it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2930 | Today, I sat down here and felt as if I was seeing my whole life flashing before my eyes | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2931 | I've got this horrible headache. I don't know how to get rid of it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2932 | It's impossible to imagine this day getting any worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2933 | I'm telling you, bricks and mortar commerce will disappear in our lifetime. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2934 | Now, about that tax penalty ... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2935 | I may finally get some peace and quiet now... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2936 | This will have grave consequences, you know. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2937 | Well, Jesus was a carpenter, so maybe there's something to Trump being in construction. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2938 | Yes, I did major in physics. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2939 | I think that contractor next door is building a drone. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2940 | I was charmed by the idealism of Bishop Berkeley until suddenly it hit me that it didn't pay the bills. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2941 | The building market will crash. Be ready. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2942 | The masons are tough negotiators. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2943 | has the death panel given you your termination date yet? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2944 | Any regrets | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2945 | Lately I've been thinking a lot about mortality. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2946 | Now where did I put that cinderblock? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2947 | Apparently, it DOES take a cement block falling on your head to admit you're wrong! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2948 | Tell me truthfully...isn't that the most bizarre thing you've ever heard in your life? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2949 | Did you order the exrta fiber on your salad? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2950 | You can only imagine the stress that I'm under. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2951 | Boss... No raise again this year! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2952 | I think our construction project is about to move ahead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2953 | What do you mean? I always order it on stone ground wheat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2954 | Well, we meet for coffee to discuss my career path. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2955 | I'm really concerned about a huge crash. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2956 | This wills you all but pen just conked out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2957 | Where did that come from? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2958 | This lunch feels like I a swallowed a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2959 | Jones always was a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2960 | You won't live long eating like that. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2961 | I've got a good feeling about this day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2962 | So I signed up for this new service that sends me friendly reminders when I've forgotten something ... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2963 | can we trade seats? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2964 | They probably want to block you from staying at the table. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2965 | My shrink calls it "cinderblockophobia" -- it's an irrational fear of building materials. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2966 | Uhhh...forget the WRITER'S block... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2967 | Get ready for the paleo coffee! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2968 | Mallard! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2969 | This place will sell, just downplay it as a fixer and and emphasize the impact this older architecture makes. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2970 | I was always teased during roll call when the teachers got to my name, "Wile E. Coyote Cohen?" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2971 | I'm expecting something really big | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2972 | I guess the forger needed the anvil. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2973 | So, when will the new reconstruction contract be signed? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2974 | My wife left me....I was fired yesterday and I lost the lotto by one number! ...BUT I'm still an optimist. My wife split...I got canned yesterday and I lost the lotto by one number.....but I'm still really optimistic. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2975 | Man, did I ever need a break! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2976 | Who needs a coffee lid? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2977 | I hate it when you talk with your mouth full. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2978 | In the name of the Father and the name of the Son and Duck! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2979 | Hmmm, if he doesn't move it will be one less vote for Trump... | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
2980 | I can't put my finger on it, but I just have this sense of impending doom. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2981 | So I asked god to give me a message! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2982 | My insurance company? New England Life, of course! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2983 | It's déjà vu all over again. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2984 | I could swear I saw my first wife, in a hard hat, go upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2985 | Thinking ahead, we should......... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2986 | And my decision is set in concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2987 | I would suggest that you move on that caption contest idea post haste | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2988 | I don't like to throw my weight around, but I'm going to insist on an open mind. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2989 | I've always been a bit of a risk taker | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2990 | It's true when your numbers up it's up!!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2991 | Uh, did you order lunch to go? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2992 | Concrete futures are looking up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2993 | Any last thoughts? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2994 | Unfortunately I had to let my insurance lapse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2995 | I don't really understand the point of the story to this show... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2996 | These old industrial spaces are amazing! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2997 | It just feels like God and me haven't been on the best of terms lately... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2998 | Everything happens for a reason--what nonsense! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2999 | Goose! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3000 | my boy got his girlfriend pregnant, my daughter identifies with isis and my wife has filed for divorce. what else could possibly happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3001 | Good thing we settled with the union. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3002 | I thought you said you were going to pay me back today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3003 | Say, do you happen to know if this restaurant is located in a Trump building? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3004 | Last week hit me like a ton of bricks, but I felt like something was missing. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3005 | Can't remember. Mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3006 | Oh, and let me get the check on this lunch--I cannot remember the last time I did... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3007 | Sometimes an idea hits me like a bolt from the blue." "Or.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3008 | Nothing is falling apart yet! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3009 | My assistant blocked out 10 minutes for this meeting, but I don't think it'll take that long. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3010 | Saving for a rainy day ain't what it's cracked up to be. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3011 | I'm telling you, our infrastructure is crumbling. It's a wonder no one gets hurt. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3012 | When all is said and done | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3013 | You're right, your critics really hate your book. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3014 | Can things get any worse today? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3015 | That's All Folks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3016 | ...and we've got a lawsuit in 4, 3, 2... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3017 | I could sure do with a hit from this coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3018 | My entire life has been so predictable.......! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3019 | ...there's one right above me isn't there? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3020 | ...but I really don't see what Trump has to do with it.! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3021 | What cruel irony? That botched execution saved my butt. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3022 | I've got to stop imagining the worst - it's killing me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3023 | Well, that's not good. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3024 | Weight just a minute! I ordered a concrete mixer! If I am not stuffing concrete in my face pronto someones going to pay! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3025 | I just don't feel like I have a future here | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3026 | Well you got your wish. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3027 | You'd better hurry up and drink that. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3028 | I've told you a 100 times...I really HATE Downton Abbey. It's no big deal. OK? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3029 | I'd be surprised if some concrete evidence just fell in our laps. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3030 | …and the penalty for self-insuring is miniscule compared to the premiums I am avoiding in the long run. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3031 | I insult you and the the best you can do is "blockhead?" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3032 | I know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want a real knockout. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3033 | Hey, are you gonna eat that? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3034 | I've a bad feeling something's about to ..... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3035 | It used to be He just used lightning. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3036 | You can die if you keep eating that stuff! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3037 | Sometimes it pays to be hard headed. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3038 | Tough call...he's voting for Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3039 | Instant Karma's going to get you... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3040 | Nothing could possibly happen with you as my beneficiary | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3041 | We should have eaten at the next block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3042 | It was supposed to remind me of our meeting. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3043 | Then this Lucy said, 'Charlie Brown, you ...'. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3044 | This is a write off, right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3045 | I'm repeating myself for the last time, understand pal? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3046 | So Frank, how hard did you say your sticks fell today? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3047 | You look as though you've seen a ghost--what's on your mind? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3048 | The gods must have noticed your light headed. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3049 | You're right. There's nothing you can do. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3050 | Remember that insurance policy we discussed? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3051 | Hmm. There seems to be a leak. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3052 | I regret calling him a blockhead, but he doesn't seem to harbor any ill feeling. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3053 | I guess you really were dying to see me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3054 | Do you ever feel like...I dunno...something big's about to go down? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3055 | And if that wasn't enough, out of the clear blue sky she calls me a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3056 | Did I tell you I yelled at a brick-layer this morning? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3057 | To go would've been a good choice | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3058 | Frank experiences an existential moment, but then savors another bite of his good morning sunshine muffin | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3059 | Oh, well. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3060 | Do you have life insurance? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3061 | These new figures are going to hit the guys in finance like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3062 | We've had some cut backs on the 2nd floor remodel, but I don't think it will be a problem. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3063 | Should I unfriend Milton or block him? #heavy | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3064 | I said hey, I don't need a brick to fall on my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3065 | The food here hits you like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3066 | Hey! They finally got my order right! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3067 | Darn if I can put my finger on it, but your Mother seems so distant lately. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3068 | Guess its my turn to be C.E.O. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3069 | Do YOU know why they call it 'the concrete jungle'? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3070 | I'm surprised we finally closed the deal. My horoscope said I was going to encounter a huge stumbling block today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3071 | You shouldn't speak with your mouth full ... what is 'looogowwtmmooov'? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3072 | Bob, did you say you redid your will last week?" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3073 | I don't think you should have passed on the dessert. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3074 | I'm wondering what will hit next. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3075 | So...you say your divorce is going well? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3076 | Blockhead yourself, numbskull. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3077 | My physician said the muffins are hazardous to my health. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3078 | They need to change their menu. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3079 | I'm having trouble thinking of an appropriate metaphor for a Trump presidency. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3080 | When the reality of Bernie Sanders nears you! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3081 | Are you paying with cash? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3082 | I was thinking of something a little more concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3083 | Just after I got him fired, I told that idiot building inspector, "Yeah, Karma's a bitch." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3084 | Just hit me with it, John. I promise it won't be over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3085 | Today's my lucky day, I just feel it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3086 | So, like I was saying, you gotta live everyday as if it were your last. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3087 | I'd give anything to get out of this project. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3088 | Bob, real quickly, which folder has the James Morgan files? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3089 | I sense a concrete threat to your well-being. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3090 | Do you believe in destiny or free will? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3091 | Just then, as if by magic... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3092 | So now that I've overcome that block everything is looking up. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3093 | Don't worry, they won't come after you unless something happens to me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3094 | I don't know why, but I really loved that caption contest cartoon where the guys were about to get hit by a D train... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3095 | Twitterverse this and Twitterverse that!! If there really is a Twitterverse, I need proof. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3096 | I can't imagine anything worse than Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3097 | Thst's some concrete evidence there Ed, but no foundation to support it | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3098 | Do you take anything in your coffee? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3099 | I think your triple "rev me up" espresso was a poor investment. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3100 | Usually something hits you like a pile of bricks, but I don't know what a lone cinder block means. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3101 | What do you mean, "move"? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3102 | Hmmm..maybe I won't say anything...I'm not crazy about this deal. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3103 | I am going to go to my grave with the recipe for grandma's secret sauce. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3104 | I just don't find violence amusing, do you? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3105 | My favorite cartoon? I've always been partial to Krazy Kat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3106 | For once, I'd like to get a concrete answer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3107 | How does my hair look? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3108 | My friends call me Lucky. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3109 | Are you building a bookcase? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3110 | Unless I get something like . . . I don't know . . . a sign from on high or something . . . I'm definitely voting for Trump! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3111 | my feminist blogger girlfriend got it for me..it reminds rich, white men to consider their privilege... kind of flipping the narrative that the fundamental building blocks of society are on our side... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3112 | Edison bulbs are experimental enough for me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3113 | So then she tells me she's leaving me. What else could go wrong this week? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3114 | Talking of more bang for your buck... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3115 | ...And suddenly it just hit me, like a ton of bricks to the head... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3116 | The lunch in this place is knockout | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3117 | HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF THOSE IDIOTIC INSURANCE ADS ON TV? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3118 | Speaking of last minute things. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3119 | Happy Hour ends at the drop of the clock in this joint. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3120 | Just saw "The Big Short". Heard of any black swans we can bet against? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3121 | Do you have a hat? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3122 | Let's not rush our discussion. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3123 | Damn! It was your turn to pay. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3124 | I've never been afraid of getting hit by a bus, cancer is the thing that scares the hell out of me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3125 | You really need that donut ? You should be watching out for your health a little more. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
3126 | Mason, that's the oldest trick to distract me and have a laugh. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3127 | WHAT ? NEVER MIND ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3128 | Well, I guess I'll be stuck with the bill. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3129 | I didn't know this happened in real life. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3130 | Forget the lid on your cup....I think you need one on your head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3131 | So I didn't make partner this time around. But I believe everything happens for a reason. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3132 | There's an old saying about some guy being a chip off the old block.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3133 | You may be right about the bad luck you've been having. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3134 | You know you're setting in my regular seat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3135 | They're serious about that "no elbows on the table" rule. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3136 | I know it's hard to judge the market, but why do you always expect a crash? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3137 | "What's the problem"? "Oh, nothing". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3138 | And to think all this time I'd been waiting for a shoe... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3139 | Let's skip dessert! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3140 | Speaking of our business plan, did I mention building blocks? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3141 | Your cup is half full son. Don't let anything bring you down. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
3142 | Have you ever been struck by virtual reality? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3143 | You wish you knew about being creatively blocked. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3144 | Sh.h.h!....don't say a word! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3145 | Should I sign now or later? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
3146 | I thought you ordered over easy | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3147 | Last night's Fortune Cookie said "To keep covered - even indoors!" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3148 | We finally got around to filing our suit against Acme. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3149 | Will you at that? The train is on time. I think we have to end our session. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3150 | Did you order an anvil? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3151 | You know how they say "Don't look down"? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3152 | Did you hear that the North Koreans are working on a catapult? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3153 | "So I thought, and thought, and thought, and then . . . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3154 | Nothing's going to stop me. I am switching to decaf. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3155 | It's just been one headache after another. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3156 | Be proactive. That's my motto. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3157 | I give you five minutes to accept my proposal. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3158 | Where did that come from I think you should go. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3159 | I just wish I could get a few days away from the office. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3160 | Interest rates? I've never been good at predictions. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3161 | Clark, you have to realize your limitations... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3162 | ...and not only is he my true idol, I think Trump is downright sexy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3163 | I know that there must be an answer out there somewhere | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3164 | My day just can't get any worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3165 | Yes. I'm still a glass-is-half-full guy. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3166 | You hear about Bill? Poor guy. Never knew what hit him. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3167 | Ever since we broke up, I feel as though a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3168 | I never get chosen for anything. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3169 | Hold on to your coffee! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3170 | Yes, I'm Nick Damocles. And Frank Dionysius is now a mason. What of it? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3171 | Between a falling brick and this coffee? I'd take the brick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3172 | Have you ever considered investing in concrete? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3173 | I just adopted a little chicken. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3174 | I guess I should have been nicer to that server, but at least she gave me a good seat, | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3175 | Fore I think you are going to have a headache today! Trump's punishment for having coffee! Incoming - Cement Block You are such a Block Head! Construction Zone Where is OSHA when you need them? Damn, I forgot my Hard Hat today! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3176 | Even our therapist laughed when my wife told her I felt lucky. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3177 | "So you are saying that your forecast on overhead issues is becoming increasingly urgent". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3178 | Mother's dead. It's time I came out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3179 | I've run the numbers. The high-deductible heath plan makes way more sense. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3180 | Don't believe in bad luck. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3181 | I just have so much on my mind. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3182 | For the last time, I'm telling you to stop worrying about it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3183 | You know what they say. 'In politics, nothing happens by accident.' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3184 | Don't you think our waiter is a real blockhead? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3185 | Catch a falling brick, and put it in your briefcase. Save it for a rainy day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3186 | So I laugh and say to him, what to are going to do , fire me? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3187 | Yeah, I walk under ladders. So what? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3188 | It seems we've run into a brick wall on this issue. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3189 | Then she said "You think you're really wily don't you?" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3190 | Now let's cement this deal and not let anything block it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3191 | Last night I hooked up with this chick named Little. You wouldn't believe the things she said.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3192 | And yes, this business plan is absolutely concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3193 | And if my plan crosses some moral line, let God throw a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3194 | And it was then that Bob realized what could be worse than missing the seasonal decorations on his coffee cup. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3195 | Roses. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3196 | Grande mocha lattes no longer hit me like a ton of bricks. "Grande mocha lattes no longer hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3197 | I said CMU! Not "See, I'm like you". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3198 | As I was saying, I can't imagine anything worse will happen to me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3199 | They only take block payments. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3200 | Over my dead body will I ever agree to that! | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
3201 | It's the slab again, right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3202 | I feel like the sky is falling | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3203 | Then she said, "You're always so clueless." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3204 | If it's a sin to support Trump... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3205 | I'm not so sure everything happens for a reason. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3206 | No caffeine at all... it gives me a headache | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3207 | I will e-mail your raise and the promotion to HR this afternoon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3208 | Is there anything worse than when they don't get your coffee right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3209 | I feel like things can only get better from here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3210 | I hear the 'chicken under a brick' is to die for! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3211 | Somebody put me outta my misery already! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3212 | I insist! You can get the next one. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3213 | What do you think is the side with the Mason's Special? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3214 | This latte better be worth it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3215 | You won't need to go to that meeting this afternoon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3216 | all in all it's just another cinder block from the sky | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3217 | The next one's on you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3218 | I'm tired of being afraid. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3219 | The streets just aren't safe anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3220 | What are your plans for the weekend? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3221 | Not a peep, just relax and take a sip. You're worry too much. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3222 | I've been thinking of trying a flattop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3223 | If it's not one thing, it's another. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3224 | That guy's no better than some coyote, and we're gonna just crush him… | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3225 | That's surprising. You usually don't kid around about things like that. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3226 | We're thinking of canceling our plans for Europe this summer. Just too dangerous. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3227 | You wouldn't believe my horoscope today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3228 | Please consider that I'm--not--speaking metaphorically | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3229 | This has been my best sales day ever. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3230 | So, anyway, I've decided to sue the garage over a scratch I found on my car. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3231 | And my codicil shall read as follows... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3232 | Don't look now or you will have a broken nose. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3233 | Do you remember that silly story about Chicken Little? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3234 | I've been having these headaches. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3235 | Everything is falling into place after we cut that outrageous construction budget. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3236 | The air feels heavy for some reason. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3237 | I'm looking forward to an early retirement. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3238 | Then my insurance agent heaven forbid that... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3239 | I'm wanting for signs that the housing market collapse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3240 | I'm telling you, this deal is going to be a blockbuster! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3241 | Well, live for the moment, I always say. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3242 | I was thinking of ordering the souffle. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3243 | So then my boss said I was a chip off the old block! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3244 | If they forget the sugar again, I swear the sky is gonna fall down. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3245 | So, I'm worried about my cholesterol... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3246 | Don't worry, something will hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3247 | I'm done with my To Do list finally, but am only running 30 miles a week. You? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
3248 | I'm just not one of those 'the sky is falling' types. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3249 | I agree with you on that stock. I really can't see any downside risk to me at all. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3250 | Williams quickly regretted calling his colleague an ignorant blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3251 | No, I'm pretty sure they don't serve duck here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3252 | Here today---gone to..... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3253 | Timber!!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3254 | It's the house decaf, but the first sip still gives you that big caffeine hit. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3255 | I'm a guy that likes to play the odds.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3256 | You know it's nothing concrete or anything but lately I just haven't been able to shake this sense of impending doom | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3257 | Natural Selection in the 21st Century | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3258 | My mind's gone blank--It'll hit me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3259 | Why did you want to discuss the concept of 'Deus Ex Machina'? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3260 | Speaking of blockheads... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3261 | Now we have to worry about another thing coming from the sky | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3262 | If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me dead! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3263 | So when she told me she wanted a divorce I thought it would hit me like a ton of bricks but nothing happened. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3264 | I'll be there, barring the unforeseen. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3265 | "Tipping", isn't an exactly science you know! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3266 | I don't think my staff liked the cuts to their benefits packages! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3267 | He should have left a better tip. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3268 | Maybe I'm overreacting but I seem to be like that cartoon character in Lil' Abner, you know the one with the black cloud always hanging over him. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3269 | I really feel like things are starting to look up... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3270 | My coffee's cold ! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3271 | Maybe you shouldn't have taken His name in vain. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3272 | Hold on a sec, I want to Instagram my coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3273 | Illegal immigrants, radical terrorists, bad trade deals... It can't any worse, can it? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3274 | There is no way my day could get any worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3275 | Maybe it’s time to retire. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3276 | I'd been watching my weight and cholesterol and had been working out. But then I thought, 'What the hell. I'll just let things take their natural course.' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3277 | Well, that's new. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3278 | I swear, work's been so crazy lately, I'm thinking my head's about to explode. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3279 | Oh great now I have to do the monthly report. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3280 | The last thing I need is another headache. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3281 | This place always gives me a headache. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3282 | Have your caffeine reflexes kicked in? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3283 | I can't help feeling that change is in the air. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3284 | Let me see if I can make my comment short enough. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3285 | This coffee packs a punch. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3286 | Can you make any sense of existentialism? | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
3287 | What's all this about ceiling infractions? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3288 | I'm not going to be able to keep this deal open for much longer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3289 | Hum, you know Harry, I 'll get the check today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3290 | I'm so tired of all this Chicken little, the-sky-is-falling nonsense... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3291 | Then it hit me like a ton of bricks - this place is falling apart. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3292 | Yes, it does look like my candidate is leading in the polls... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3293 | All I know is, I'm overdue for a random act of kindness. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3294 | I've been hit with writer's block and mental blocks before, but not a cinder block. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3295 | I'm having an affair with a hard hats wife. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3296 | Here it is, Aquarius: "A smashing event will change your life". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3297 | And that's why I am finally feeling kinda lucky. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3298 | I feel like big things are coming my way. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3299 | And then she told me I would die a terrible death. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3300 | How are you enjoying the — DUCK! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3301 | Did you order something to go? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3302 | Here comes the gluten | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3303 | No, that is just a bad idea. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3304 | Son, if you work hard, you get rewarded. Luck has nothing to do with it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3305 | I'll be honest, I have my reservations about today's reservation. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3306 | Last night my wife called me a blockhead, wtf? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3307 | Say it--Don't spray it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3308 | But seriously, day three of this juice fast and I feel fantastic! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3309 | Trump will win, or God strike me dead | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3310 | Olson called me on it. He said that some of my ideas were like floating a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3311 | Believe me Sam, you have really made this into a concrete idea | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3312 | The weight of my job is bearing down on me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3313 | The competition has hired some wily hotshot to shake things up. Calls himself Coyote. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3314 | Thank God my dad taught me to plan for the future. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3315 | The directors may be furious, but I'm making you the new CEO. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3316 | Regardless of who wins, I'm not moving. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3317 | I try to stay in the moment. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3318 | Did you tell me that you wrote a rather scathing article about Trump on Facebook! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3319 | I'll pass on lunch. I think I'm coming down with something. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3320 | Sorry, my minds made up! Only God himself, could get me to not vote Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3321 | "You might want to say grace, quick" ! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3322 | Life's a brick: you get laid and run into a wall. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3323 | ... but - as they say - all's well that ends well... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3324 | And then it just hit me like a ton of bricks! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3325 | It's right above me isn't it | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3326 | I guess I'm not having a bad day after all. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3327 | Johnson, where's piece B21? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3328 | What's cheaper whole life or term. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3329 | Everything I've ever done in my life has led me to this moment... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3330 | My doctor told me to stop worrying. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3331 | In quantum theory the mass of an object is a function of the velocity relative to the observer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3332 | Ever feel like you just need to get out from under? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3333 | I wish they still served coffee in china cups. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3334 | Please hurry and sign. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3335 | I told them what I thought, and they called me Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3336 | I just don't think this day could get any worse.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3337 | Now, did you ever complete that will of yours? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3338 | We should be hearing from the high court on our appeal soon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3339 | You said you wanted your ashes spread in the Carribean? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3340 | I won the lottery and got promoted today. This might be the luckiest day ever. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3341 | Is there something you're not telling me? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3342 | And then I said "who needs building codes?" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3343 | Hold that thought! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3344 | I miss the brick and mortar days. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3345 | Well, he is kind of a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3346 | When I finally told her, I felt a great weight lift from my shoulders. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3347 | Live for the moment, I always say | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3348 | Just out of curiosity, are your life insurance premiums paid up? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3349 | Oh, that ... the Cinderblock of Damocles. And to think how damned happy I was when they finally named me chief of construction operations. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3350 | This is your classic brick and mortar store. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3351 | My thoughts just get a lightbulb. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3352 | Come on, saying that you have a writer's block is just an excuse to avoid writing. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3353 | Things are looking up for my promotion. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3354 | "Worldstarr". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3355 | Take it from me, the market is about to fall. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3356 | And that's my final offer | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3357 | There's a great future in Acme Corporation. Think about it. Will you think about it? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3358 | Cinder block? Cement block? Concrete block? They're NOT all the same you know... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3359 | Let me repeat. No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3360 | I can't imagine anything worse than falling stock prices and a market crash right now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3361 | and I don't know when I'm just gonna get take a hint... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3362 | The offer's fine, but Acme takes its noncompetes pretty seriously. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3363 | Ironically, I feel a great weight has been lifted from me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3364 | There are drawbacks to having a magnetic personality. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3365 | My treat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3366 | I have two nanoseconds to work on my surprise face | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3367 | I told him straight out, "You ever want to get ahead in this company? Surprise me." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3368 | Some days I don't feel like getting up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3369 | Boy, have I had a rough day! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3370 | I hear they have a killer Happy Hour. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3371 | Block don't lie. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3372 | What karma? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3373 | But at least you haven't had a brick drop on your head! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3374 | Dave, there's something I have been meaning to tell you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3375 | You want some help with that lid? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3376 | ''I've had some bad luck, but I refuse to believe I'm unlucky.'' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3377 | I feel a draft... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3378 | This divorce thing hasn't hit me yet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3379 | To his horror he realised that the cartoonist had clearly never seen an actual anvil... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3380 | What's to ponder? tdhis matter is going to be brought to a head | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3381 | Right now I wouldn't say that should be your biggest worry. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3382 | I'm thinking cinder block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3383 | May a brick fall from the sky and kill me should Trump become President | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3384 | A ton of bricks falling on me, or just a cement block. My fantasy sometimes seems so real. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3385 | I really dodged a bullet at the meeting this morning. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3386 | I feel like I'm not seeing something here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3387 | Heaviness descends from the heights, don't you think? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3388 | All I want is concrete evidence that God exists. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3389 | Industrial design is one one thing, but it's getting a little out of hand. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3390 | So, there's good cause for optimism. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3391 | Nope, haven't been to church in years. My wife says I'll get struck by lightning | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3392 | Give me a second. Maybe something will come to me out of the blue. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3393 | Look up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3394 | The aura around you tells me you're going to have a migraine headache shortly. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3395 | I am not a blockhead! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3396 | I always thought he was the evil twin. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3397 | This time it's your check...mate. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3398 | It's on me -- I insist. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3399 | I think there's some merit to this positive psychology movement | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3400 | The Internet trumps bricks and mortar every time! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3401 | You gotta live in the moment, Stu. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3402 | You're always so Chicken Little | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3403 | Well, at least it isn't a sword. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3404 | Guess I'm more of a Newtonian | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3405 | I think your luck will change, in the other world. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3406 | The owner says the overhead at this location is killing his business. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3407 | This one's on you, Pete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3408 | They've already given me a heads up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3409 | I believe you make your own luck in this world | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3410 | By my calculations, should be 0.85 seconds | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3411 | I feel writer's block coming on. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3412 | You ever get the feeling,that an idea is just about to spring, fully formed, into your mind? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3413 | I'm drawing a blank, but maybe something will strike me soon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3414 | Here is where I hid the money | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3415 | I just feel like I have too much time on my hands. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3416 | Cinder is like Tinder, but with real impact. You should try it! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3417 | Are you sure it wouldn't be too much to lend me $20 ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3418 | Have you read "Things Fall Apart"? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3419 | It is never too early for to think about long term care health insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3420 | I don't think that they accept substitutions on the Early Bird Special. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3421 | Rain blocks are falling on your head | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3422 | What an interesting interior, using the optical illusion. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3423 | Unlike me, she was always a 'sky is falling' pessimist. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3424 | What makes you think that I didn't get what you were just hinting at? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3425 | Gentrification always brings some collateral damage. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3426 | I can't shake the feeling that things are starting to look up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3427 | Figures - the one weekend I wasn't hungover. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3428 | I am gonna make a killing in that class action against the masons. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3429 | While his sensei often warned him to expect the unexpected, this particular trial struck Owen as being a bit unfair. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3430 | Barrister's Conundrum: Warning or litigation? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3431 | No, I wasn't expecting a message from the Building Trades Council. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3432 | Now why they call this a hard hat chai latte is beyond me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3433 | We should've tipped. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3434 | Look me in the eye - if you have something important to say ! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3435 | We need a breakthrough. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3436 | No wonder this place only took six weeks to build. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3437 | Relax. The law of gravity doesn't apply to cartoons. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3438 | This plan covers Murphy’s Law, right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3439 | I don't remember that being on the menu. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3440 | Our umbrella policy protects you from everything! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3441 | The way I see it, my sins will never catch up with me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3442 | Its OK, theres one that looks just like him behind me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3443 | I don't do destination funerals | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3444 | Your worries about Donald Trump are over. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3445 | I see a concussion in your future... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3446 | Her name is Samathia Stone, and I've fallen for her. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3447 | Uh, at least it's not a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3448 | Diners, drive-ins, and dies. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3449 | The problem with these Millenials is that they never want to start on the ground floor. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3450 | I always feel better when I talk to you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3451 | ...right after lunch | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3452 | I should have wished for a million dollars. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3453 | I think you'd be perfect for the same insurance I have; it's good for all types of accidents. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3454 | As I live and breathe | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3455 | Trump tower. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3456 | If it´s Hillary or Trump I´m cashing in my chips. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3457 | You know, I really love life. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3458 | I cancelled my meeting with Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3459 | I guess there's time for dessert. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3460 | So I told him, I don't care where you cut the cost. Just be creative so we get our incentive, and no one will be the wi... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3461 | So, that's why they call it the mobster specialty roast. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3462 | I duhno... I am just waiting for the other shoe to drop | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3463 | No idea has ever hit me like a hit by a ton of bricks. One cement block is usually enough. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3464 | Well the good news is that it looks like I'm not gonna have to pay for my lunch... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3465 | I feel my charka is blocked. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3466 | I've had it with my boss...he called me a blockhead again. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3467 | What do you mean, "Zeus is so 20th century?" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3468 | The money is at the... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3469 | Quick, once around the block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3470 | It'll come to me in a second. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3471 | How's the Chicken Little? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3472 | "Really Ted, I have nothing against death". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3473 | I wish my hangover would end now! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3474 | I think I'm about to have an epiphany. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3475 | I was looking for a way to cut down on construction costs and, just like that, it hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3476 | You won't believe what that blockhead said then | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3477 | Do you see what I'm talking about | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3478 | Thanks for meeting me, Alex. I wanted to explain why I can't back your construction safety bill. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3479 | the espresso shots here give you a real jolt. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3480 | You really need to get out of your writer's block! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3481 | I just don't see any benefits from working in construction. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3482 | At least they finally spelled your name right. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3483 | BAM and then it hits you | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3484 | I gotta get out of construction, it's killing me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3485 | I don't know if I'm ready for the suicide cafe. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3486 | The coffee here comes with a kick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3487 | On second thought, I think I will upgrade my life insurance policy | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3488 | Maybe I should be the new CEO? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3489 | I not a chin off the old block.....I CHIP THE BLOCK! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3490 | Can you give me something more concrete? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3491 | So I said to my wife, sometimes things get worse before they get better. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3492 | I still maintain that the theory of gravity is just a theory. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3493 | Mental blocks are the worst. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3494 | This place is so quiet you can hear a pin drop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3495 | We just need something more concrete to go on... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3496 | Did you forget to tip the barista? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3497 | I wish I could afford a piano. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3498 | I don't know, I just seem to have this weight on my shoulders. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3499 | Now I believe in karma. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3500 | Why do you ask which pocket I keep my wallet? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3501 | I had an important point to make, but I didn't actually mean to hit you over the head with it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3502 | Remember when you said it would rain cinder blocks before Trump became the nominee? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3503 | I knew we shoulda brought our own horses! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3504 | I just wish I could block it out of my mind. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
3505 | I hear they make good pancakes. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3506 | Tell Francine I didn't see it coming | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3507 | Your "Double Cheeseburger Squared" has arrived. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3508 | My pollster says I'm widely loved. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3509 | So, he called you a blockhead. Things could be worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3510 | I don't have a lot of time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3511 | So Clinton, Trump and Cruz walk into a bar... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3512 | If I only could block out those feelings. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3513 | I probably should not have called our contractor a blockhead, but.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3514 | I'll tell ya Ned, all this tax stuff is giving me a migraine. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3515 | So eight years ago I say, "Embrace the anger, Sarah would be a great VP." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3516 | I'm just not feeling good about today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3517 | ...you just never know...life has a way of playing tricks on you...you could be crossing the street and... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3518 | Did you say Trump is dropping by? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3519 | Rather than listening to me, you have your head in the clouds. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3520 | Call me crazy, but I can't shake this sense of impending doom. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3521 | Waiter ? There's a cement block in my soup. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3522 | If I tell him," thought Time, "he'll just resent me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3523 | I had the best dream last night…all my friends and family were celebrating at once. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3524 | CTE? Got it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3525 | It feels like I have a weight hanging over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3526 | If Trump's another Bush then God will give me a sign! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3527 | You know how a light bulb appears when you have a good idea? Well... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3528 | I guess this is the au courant way to be stoned to death. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3529 | My life's never been better, but I'm just worried other shoe's going to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3530 | I'd say something, but this Danish is just too delicious! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3531 | Sometimes I wonder if I should switch to decaf. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3532 | Remember those premonitions? My therapist is really happy with my progress so far. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3533 | Life is short. Say yes. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3534 | Good food. Bad service. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3535 | I don't believe in waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3536 | Sometimes I feel like too much weight falls on my shoulders. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
3537 | Trust me, I'll know it when I feel it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3538 | This is a great place to meet. They're always so on top of things. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3539 | Hate to be a wet blanket but I sense another decline. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3540 | It's time we talked about the anvil in the coffee shop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3541 | I may not be as hard-headed as I appear! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3542 | My hand has been in this warm water our entire meal and I still don't have to tinkle. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3543 | I think my wife is cheating on me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3544 | don't look up. we are going to be crush. "pray for wings" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3545 | It didn't feel exactly like a ton of bricks but something else. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3546 | Harry, do you take one lump or two with you coffee? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3547 | I'm the luckiest man in the world... | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3548 | They told me the neighborhood was going down, but I didn't believe them... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3549 | ...I mean, I'd rather DIE than vote for Trump | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3550 | Sorry Bill but I have to run...I have a 10:30 appointment downtown. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3551 | I'm more of an anti-mason myself. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3552 | I can't remember if it was Pope John Paul I, or Pope John Paul II... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3553 | So I thought, what's the worst that could happen. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3554 | Did they tell you I'm finite? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3555 | My doctor told me I'd live to be 100. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3556 | Ever get the feeling some days that you're a brick shy of a load? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3557 | May a cement block fall on my head if the Republicans are stupid enough to nominate either Donald Trump or Ted Cruz for President. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3558 | Have you ever considered switching to decaf or artificial sweeteners. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3559 | What kind of designer thinks hanging cinder blocks from strings is a good idea? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3560 | I could see it coming, Harry, but you didn't believe me... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3561 | ''Glad you are still hardheaded.'' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3562 | I will have a new idea soon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3563 | President Tump said this would happen if Bob didn't pay his Wall Tax. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3564 | New England Life, why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3565 | I need a reason stronger than Trump to abandon the Republican party. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3566 | My password is... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3567 | Yeah, the stars are lined up on this one. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3568 | I wonder if I'll get the corner office... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3569 | Ever had that feeling of impending doom? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3570 | You really need to look at equities in the long term. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3571 | Sure Karma’s real, but shoddy work can trump anything. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3572 | Can you pass the salt? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3573 | The crash of '16 might soon get personal. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
3574 | I'm gonna need something concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3575 | I can't understand you when you have food in your mouth. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3576 | I don't know, it's just this vague since of foreboding. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3577 | Donald Trump and his manager talking about the plans for the US-Mexico wall. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3578 | I read recently that coffee may decrease your risk for premature death. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3579 | I don't think I got the job. They said they were looking for someone who is excellent at abstract thinking. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3580 | And they never rush you here... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3581 | I've found it best to live in the moment. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3582 | He serious, bro. They're tearing down Trump Tower for salvage wall blocks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3583 | Relax. Things will fall into place for you very soon. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
3584 | I've heard that readymade art involves taking risks but this is absurd. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3585 | Writer's block is no joke! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3586 | If they ran out of liver wurst again, just kill me now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3587 | Jeff, wait - there is a fly in my latte. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3588 | This interview is over. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3589 | Are you paying attention? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3590 | The doc said to cut out the fat, sweets, and carbs, take a brisk walk four times a week, start a daily Mindfulness practice, and I will live a long and healthy life. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3591 | And what if instead of a great watchmaker we had a giant bricklayer? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3592 | Brick and mortar stores are a thing of the past. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3593 | She left me and my world came crashing down around me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3594 | Pretend it's not there. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3595 | Tell me your password -- QUICK! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3596 | So if anything should happen to me, knock on wood, you'll be set. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3597 | I told you not to criticize Chris Christie. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3598 | What did you order for dessert? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3599 | On second thought, don't buy. Sell. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3600 | Because those sandwiches are loaded with empty calories--that's why. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3601 | And the worst part about the curse is, they wouldn't let me though airport security. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3602 | Son, I've got your back. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3603 | ''Is this a sign from my wife to finish the patio.'' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3604 | No one has to hit me with a brick before I get the message | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3605 | You shouldn't try to talk with your mouth full. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3606 | Tell me it doesn't say "writer's" on it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3607 | You know Harry, sometimes you just don't get it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3608 | Sorry to interrupt you Benjamin, but... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3609 | Do you think I need to post a new Tinder photo? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3610 | How many lumps did you ask for? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3611 | Actually, I'm one of the luckiest guys I know. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3612 | Do you ever feel like something bad is about to happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3613 | And then it hit me... I come from a different era. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3614 | Golf next weekend? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3615 | No, I am not worried about the crumbling infrastructure. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3616 | I'm thinking about cutting back on the caffeine. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3617 | I think things are finally falling into place. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3618 | We decided to cut back on the umbrella policy too. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3619 | I guess I'm a chip off the old block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3620 | Safe as houses, I tell you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3621 | I haven't seen that look on your face since we watched Dad die. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3622 | Cheryl and I, we've got it all figured out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3623 | Eat up. They discourage lingering. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3624 | Insurance is for suckers. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3625 | I'm probably going to get fired. Just kill me now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3626 | Brady's better than Manning? What are you, a block head? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3627 | We need a more concrete plan. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3628 | You really should have got the cappuccino its to die for! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3629 | They must think we're blockheads. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3630 | That's Interesting. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3631 | I finally got a good nights sleep. " I feel great". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3632 | Gravity my friend is just a theory | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3633 | Looks like we're gonna have company | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3634 | Bill, can you pay attention when I am talking to you? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3635 | My wife said that if she dropped a stone it would solve all our marriage problems | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3636 | I feel like I'm coming down with something | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3637 | When *does* the shoe drop, exactly? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3638 | I think it's the opportunity of a lifetime. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3639 | You're right, every day is what you make of it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3640 | Do you think I should have tipped the barista? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3641 | Things are looking up for me too. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3642 | Live fast, don't fret about gluten | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3643 | Let's cement the deal. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3644 | Any thoughts on the NFL's concussion crisis? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3645 | now here's something that's going to hit you like a brick | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3646 | Incoming | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3647 | While at lunch, the idea hit Fred like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3648 | You're not listening to me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3649 | I couldn't even begin to describe to a person like you what it feels like when one of my great ideas hits me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3650 | It's the section of a ceiling beam. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3651 | I don't buy the notion that we're only on earth as long as it pleases the man upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
3652 | Your infrastructure appears to comply with deregulated standards. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3653 | Good to the last drop! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3654 | You can't go wrong with DeCaf. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3655 | I told building management "why should I pay five grand for an office space when there is a cafe directly below it!" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3656 | Ok, so....big deal, God plays dice with the universe. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3657 | Shift right! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3658 | "It's a personal decision and I respect yours Charlie, but I'm telling you straight - he's the BEST at jobs, serious about immigration and even has a plan for stopping Drone attacks. What more can you ask for? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3659 | Should I warn him, or let his revelation happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3660 | On second thought, have all the sugar you want. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3661 | ....and that's the gist of it. Oh, and to top it off.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3662 | I'm ready to let go of the victim role. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3663 | Have you given much thought to life insurance? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3664 | Oh, .... just another 'faux pas' from Trump Construction. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3665 | Don't be afraid to help a brother out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3666 | Have you ever thought about mortality? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3667 | Watching you caffeine? A "Venti" wouldn't kill you, you know. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3668 | You ever wake up and feel like it's not going to be your day today? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3669 | No, not a dark cloud, exactly... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3670 | I pray to God someone cures my migraine. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3671 | What do we need to hammer out this new deal. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3672 | I really liked the last episode of 'The Sopranos'. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3673 | Do you think I tipped enough? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3674 | I feel certain now you should have thrown that salt over your left shoulder. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3675 | Why are you so happy I'm a Solepsist? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3676 | your story is good, but you should've sworn by God | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3677 | Let me tell you, it's been a hell of a day! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3678 | I've been trying to block something out, but I can't remember what it is... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3679 | Also, I'm worried all this coffee will kill me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3680 | I feel like I'm carrying a heavy load. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3681 | It came down from corporate; Bob never knew what hit him | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3682 | Don't tell me - another cinder block? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3683 | My best ideas strike me out of the blue. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3684 | Bob, at the risk of sounding like a new feminist, I think you should lean in. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3685 | So... What are you doing tonight? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3686 | Why yes, this table was reserved under "Wile E. Coyote". Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3687 | trust me, dude, a Trump candidacy is gonna be great for the Democrats | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3688 | George, this may be your last breakfast. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3689 | The next wave of reality television took its influences from Loony Toons | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3690 | It's not written in concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3691 | And then, it was like a tone of bricks... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3692 | Sure I'm unfaithful, manipulative and possessive, but like Jesus said: let he who is without sin cast the first... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3693 | This conversation is over. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3694 | Coffee doesn't quite wake you up in the morning anymore, eh? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3695 | You know how sometimes, it just feels like one of those days? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3696 | Show me someone who can expect the unexpected, and I'll show you a successful actuary. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3697 | Normally, I wouldn't be caught dead eating at one of these diners. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3698 | "It is what it is" just isn't doing it for me anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3699 | Move your latte to your right, quick! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3700 | Me? I'm long on "infrastructure". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3701 | Aha! Going over the pitch one final time *can* hurt you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3702 | If a cement block falls in the diner . . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3703 | Whoa! This will surely ring your bell. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3704 | You can't go wrong with whole life insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3705 | Does Obamacare cover catastrophic injury? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3706 | Something big is coming for me, I can almost feel it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3707 | What time did you say your ex-wife was dropping off your stuff? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3708 | ...and, if this isn't the best deal you ever made, may I be clobbered with a concrete masonry unit. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3709 | Then I said to myself. What could be worse than a President Trump? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3710 | Henry, let me tell you the story why I always sit under this hanging art installation. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3711 | There's just no future in brick and mortar stores! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3712 | Hope you've got insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3713 | Trump seems like a statistical anomaly - something we can safely ignore. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3714 | I really appreciate you blocking out some time to meet for lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3715 | Here comes the bill and it's a biggie. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3716 | " . . .and unlimited refills." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3717 | I know it's stupid, but I constantly feel like something terrible is about to happen to me... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3718 | I've finally earned enough points for a free refill. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3719 | This coffee isn't strong enough. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3720 | I'm told their menu is very innovative. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3721 | And what's your view of the futures markets right now? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3722 | I've never been a fan of the abstract. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3723 | This will certainly outweigh the benefits of the all day breakfast menu, I'm afraid. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3724 | "Dude, Please tell me your name is Neo and that we are in the Matrix". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3725 | What could possibly go wrong? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3726 | Go Trrrrrrrrrrrrump!!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3727 | I never leave more than ten percent. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3728 | Not getting that promotion hit me like a ton of bricks, but I'm optimistic things are going to change now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3729 | wishes really do come true | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3730 | Do I have good health insurance? Why, arevyou shooting a commercial? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3731 | my attorney guarantees a simple, concrete solution | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3732 | And so I told her that I'd never had one of those "change your life moments." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3733 | "Whoa...gotta-go: it looks like another one of those,''cinder-block from space'' moments here. But, hold that thought...'' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3734 | I feel like I've finally gotten rid of that dark cloud that's been hanging over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3735 | So - We have a verbal contract -Right ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3736 | This coffee tastes like mortar | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3737 | Now's a good time to sign that insurance policy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3738 | Tell me, what exactly is a writers block ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3739 | I can't really recommend the sandwiches here; they're like concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3740 | Just bought a lucky charms factory. How about you? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3741 | Do feel a Graviational Wave? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3742 | Enjoy y... our coffee | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3743 | I know exactly what the deal is Harry, I don't a cinder block to fall on my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3744 | Cindy? Who's Cindy? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3745 | Why are you canceling my promotion announcement tomorrow? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3746 | I think they want us to order a full meal. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3747 | Sorry to tell you this, but I'm going to have to let you go. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3748 | Last time I ignored it. You see, existence needs concep-- | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3749 | Did you order the brick? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3750 | Are commodities falling again? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3751 | Did you order the express box lunch? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3752 | To my knowledge, no on has ever called me a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3753 | ... and if it's not true, may God strike me dead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3754 | I really don't need that extra life insurance right now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3755 | Yeah, well. At least I've got my health. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3756 | Chip! The block! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3757 | Before we wrap things up here, there is just one last thing I feel I should bring to your attention. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3758 | Well I'll be damned, he was guilty. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3759 | You should have asked for a ham omlette. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3760 | I lost everything! What else could go wrong? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3761 | So how exactly does trickle-down economics work? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3762 | I hate to be the one who says the sky is falling, but . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3763 | I can't imagine anything else going wrong today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3764 | Tell me fast--who are you voting for? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3765 | He should have had a V8. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3766 | Who calls someone "blockhead" these days? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3767 | I was considering how we might cut building costs, and then it hit me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3768 | If I can just block out the distractions I know I can cement the deal. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3769 | Really, what makes you think he's a brick short? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3770 | Black Swans Unlimited had the lowest bid. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3771 | I wonder, is it true what they say about the falling real estate market? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3772 | Heaven knows! We need solid building blocks for the success of this project. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3773 | Looks like he is about to regret winning that game of "jinx." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3774 | Oh, by the way, I landed a blockbuster deal this morning. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3775 | I used to be able to tell when my luck was about to run out... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3776 | I switched to decaf for my health. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3777 | Sometimes I think inevitability is a very hazy concept. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3778 | At least I've still got my faith. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3779 | As you know, I rarely make hasty decisions... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3780 | Got any aspirin? I feel a crushing headache coming on. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3781 | My book on fate is nearly finished. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3782 | I'm going to need more coffee for this meeting. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3783 | Good news. You won't have to do the presentation. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3784 | I just don't see how this day could get any worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3785 | "Heavy" coffee? Yes. But not as heavy as it will be, yet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3786 | This gives new meaning to espresso. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3787 | What a joke, the bottom's going to fall out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3788 | I'm SO boring. Just once I would like to be newsworthy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3789 | You're right, Ted. You're not paranoid... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3790 | I just can't seem to shake this feeling of impending doom. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3791 | Of course, if something were to . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3792 | So my agent says "you never know what might hit you." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3793 | What is wrong Joe?. Ever since 9/11, you seem to be preoccupied with imaginary objects falling from the sky. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3794 | Man, I hit a brick wall at work today! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3795 | I think I have been blocking a lot | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3796 | Don't give me that 'sky is falling' rhetoric. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3797 | What I'm about to say will change your life forever. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3798 | We no longer have a concrete deal. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3799 | Your ex-wife has sent something for you!" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3800 | That's about all the time I can block out for now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3801 | Too bad. He's a nice guy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3802 | This above all: to thine own self be true. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3803 | After all those salmonella outbreaks, what more could go wrong at Chipotle? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3804 | I said "Doris, I'd sooner be stoned than agree to that property settlement." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3805 | Not the building block I was praying for. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3806 | When you sell insurance, you have coverage for everything. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3807 | I can't fathom how my life could get worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3808 | Better cover your drink. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3809 | Where are we with succession planning?" "Almost finished with Phase 1. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3810 | And speaking of a chip off the old block.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3811 | Why do you insurance guys always end up talking about risk and prudent planning ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3812 | Buy the shares Ted....trust me.....I'm never wrong....I'm naturally lucky. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
3813 | You were right all along. If you expect good things to happen, they will | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3814 | Well maybe not like a TON of bricks... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3815 | This burger is going down like a ton of bricks." "Speaking of which... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3816 | The desserts are good except the sponge cake is a bit heavy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3817 | Oops, I spoke too soon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3818 | Heads up dude!!!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3819 | I've had this strange premonition all morning that this afternoon would be a career change. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3820 | Remember those Mario Power Blocks? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3821 | There's time to make changes ... nothing is set in concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3822 | What else could they put in this cappuccino to ki They really need to rethink their brick and mortar position. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3823 | First time ever two really good things happened for me today | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3824 | ``Sorry if I sound negative. Things are actually going pretty good.'' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3825 | Your Tinder's blocked? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3826 | No. I'm fine. No complaints. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3827 | If they forgot the soy mild again-its just gonna ruin my whole day | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3828 | I feel about a block away from where I should be. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3829 | I think they may be taking the idea of ‘deconstructed cuisine’ a little too far. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3830 | When I want to feel alive I dip my fingers in hot coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3831 | The law of gravity is immutable or so they say. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3832 | Looks like Chicken Little is into construction. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3833 | Anyway .. are you an organ donor ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3834 | The worst part is the weight. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3835 | Kiss me NOW, you fool! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3836 | remember how you said work gave you a headache | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3837 | Bricks and mortar business are the only rock solid investment, ... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3838 | If I just lean back a tad it should just hit him. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3839 | And that, my friend, is how I KNOW my luck's about to change. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3840 | On second thoughts, we could skip dessert | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3841 | I'm sorry, Phil, but I don't have time to | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3842 | One part of the prenup hasn't kicked in yet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3843 | No, he won't. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3844 | There goes the debt ceiling... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3845 | It's sword of DAMOCLES. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3846 | So now I'm sitting here, waiting for the other shoe to drop... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3847 | Yes, my wife is still allergic to flowers. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3848 | I feel like a huge weight has been lifted. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3849 | I've just been named the "Master of Your Fate" speaker of the year. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3850 | I hear too much caffeine can kill you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3851 | Unless it's a light bulb I don't want to know. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3852 | I had that dream last night where you can't seem to get away from impending doom. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3853 | I'm just trying not to take everything so personally. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3854 | I wonder how the artist feels about what happens next? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3855 | Are you trying to scare me ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3856 | You can take this personally. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3857 | Could we get the check, please? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3858 | Wait. Let's me get this. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3859 | They say their dessert is a real blockbuster. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3860 | 'hmm... do I open the umbrella and risk bad luck?' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3861 | And those are the benefits of trickle-down econ... [THUMP] | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3862 | The idea hit Jerry like a ton of brinks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3863 | I hope the sky falls on me if I even think about voting for that clown! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3864 | Have those responses on my desk by the end of the day. I want the calendar cleared before my vacation. While I'm gone, you'll be researching cases for next month. You'll probably have to work both weekends to get it all done. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3865 | So all of a sudden the thing comes crashing down like a ton of bricks, never seen anything like it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3866 | "Annh," he deserves it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3867 | You can't always expect "pennies from heaven." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3868 | Don't let such things go to your head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3869 | Things are finally going right for me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3870 | Really? Yelp reviews can be anonymous? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3871 | I just can't seem to cement this in my head | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3872 | I thought it was always lightning bolts. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3873 | Whaddya mean I'm a 'chip off the old block'? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3874 | What's up, coffee dude? Nothing much, sandwich dude cartoon by levi | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3875 | How's your little chicken sandwich? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3876 | Can you imagine anything worse Can you imagine anything worse than our negoti Can you imagine anything worse now that our negotiations have hit a brick wall? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3877 | I lost my wife, job, life savings, at least it can't get any worse.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3878 | Your not going to believe this but I think things are finally falling into place for me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3879 | Haven't you always thought anvils were more of a wedding thing? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3880 | I would really like to take a vacation day real soon. What do you think? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3881 | Only fools embrace black swan theory. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3882 | You'd better finish your drink quickly! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3883 | Uhh Rick... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3884 | This place's management is making changes, but I need to see some concrete improvement. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3885 | Do I need an act of God to break out of this rut? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3886 | If he tells me I'm fired, it's going to hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3887 | This café is always hit or miss. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3888 | Is it just me, or does it feel like everything is falling apart. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3889 | Never mind Frank, its probably too late. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3890 | Hey Jim, do you like The band Jethro Tull? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3891 | I suppose I should tell you that I ordered a Brick sandwich . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3892 | I really feel like things are going to start looking up... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3893 | Do you think I'm paying too much for life insurance? | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
3894 | I guess that's why my bacon is taking so long. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3895 | They're predicting a crash. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3896 | Seriously? Alan Dershowitz drinks here all the time? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3897 | So, the cure for cancer is ... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3898 | Yes Dan, it's some heavy stuff...and I'm pretty sure it's headed your way, so ready for it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3899 | Hum ... As I remember the calculation for determining the speed of a falling object is: (32.2 ft/s/s) | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3900 | Tech neck? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3901 | Brutalism, has recently got my attention. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3902 | Like you said, our new boss can be a real headache. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3903 | I swore I'd help you or die trying. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3904 | This is what happens when you sue your contractor. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3905 | So, how has your day been so far? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3906 | No, I've got all day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3907 | Is there anything worse than writer's block? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3908 | I asked for two lumps and I got one! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3909 | Did you order anything with your coffee? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3910 | The coffee comes with an extra jolt that goes to your head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3911 | I just didn't see it coming . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3912 | I may be jinxing myself by saying this, but I think I'm finally going to get my raise. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3913 | It's your turn to buy | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3914 | Drop, cover, and hold on! Oklahoma style! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3915 | Ten days mourning is enough. Hot date tonight. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3916 | [Well Jim,] the construction industry just isn't what it used to be... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3917 | Literally, I am so tired. I literally feel like I've been hit by a cinder block." "Yeah... Literally. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3918 | Statistics show, somewhere in the U.S., somebody experiences karma every 10 seconds. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3919 | Ever have one of those days? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3920 | The 'big bang' theory is just a theory. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3921 | Don't you ever feel like the other shoe is about to drop? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3922 | Because this 20% tipping thing has run amok. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3923 | I'm telling you, I dodged a bullet with THAT trade Stan. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3924 | We really must make more of an effort to end your sessions on time, Edward. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3925 | I told them I wanted painful and drawn out -- why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3926 | This place actually started off as a food truck before going brick and mortar. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3927 | So I figure, if my fund manager thinks things are taking a turn for the better, then who am I to argue? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3928 | So I told her, "Hey, I don't need a cement block to fall on me. I get it." And yet I wonder if she believed me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3929 | I built this place for $200,000 under our bid. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3930 | Tinder is amazing...I'm meeting Cindy Block here in a few seconds. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3931 | The meaning of life finally hit me...and if I could, I'd hit back. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3932 | Well, I think you should reconsider your position. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3933 | Oh, I think the tower is crumbling. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3934 | Life's short-I'm going to eat dessert first. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3935 | I have such amazing luck! Yes! Lucky Jeffrey, that's what they call me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3936 | Matt, I've always loved you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3937 | This coffee really is good to the last drop! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3938 | Just once I wish the wall would come to ME. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3939 | I still don't know why you asked me to switch seats. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3940 | I'm confident there's no Sword of Damocles hanging over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3941 | At this point I'm just waiting for a solution to hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3942 | Thank You God!!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3943 | Well at least it can't get any worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3944 | I'm told the coffee here is to die for. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3945 | As to schedule...I think the Masons are right on target! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3946 | TRUMP???That'll happen when Trump Tower falls where we're sitting!!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3947 | DUCK! DUCK! BRICK! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3948 | He did say I was paying the bill... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3949 | No one will listen to me anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3950 | No, I guess not. Would you want to be able to know how you're going to go? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3951 | Then it hit me like a cement block... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3952 | The sooner I get out from under the better, | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3953 | That time-space warping theory is just nonsense. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3954 | What do you suppose the "chicken little" special is? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3955 | I feel things are finally starting to go my way. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3956 | Walter Mitty-2016 | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3957 | Watch out! Scott Walker blew up the union! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3958 | Coffee really helps me get away from writer's block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3959 | The Big Bang Theory is over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3960 | John, I think someone remembered your last tip. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3961 | Sometimes I think I need to get hit in the head with a brick to get my attention. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3962 | My financial planner assures me that I'm not really in any danger for the near term. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3963 | So I guess, after all, things are really looking up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3964 | everytime I buy coffee here I feel like I am being hit over the head | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3965 | There are days I think I shudda stayed in bed. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3966 | The diet's going great. I haven't had anything heavy for two weeks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3967 | The bartender sure is taking a long time with that cement mixer... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3968 | Wonder why they call this the deus ex machina cafe? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3969 | That _is_ a bad idea! | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3970 | I told him,'over my dead body' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3971 | According to FiveThirtyEight... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3972 | As a matter of fact, they did use anvils before the budget crunch. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3973 | I think instead you got a coffee to go. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3974 | No, you don't mean a *literal* brick-- | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3975 | I wouldn't worry about the promotion if I were you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3976 | Some days are worse than others. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3977 | By the way, I've decided to end the affair... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3978 | She said life with me was too uneventful. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3979 | I just don't know Paul... I mean, who am I to judge the gravity of the situation? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3980 | The witness protection program works really well. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3981 | I'm tired of banging my head against a brick wall. I hope things would turn around. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3982 | I don't need a block to fall on my head to tell me that I'm wrong about ... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3983 | I feel either a mental block or something heavy on my mind. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3984 | I'm blowing the whistle on your securities fraud first thing in the morning. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3985 | All it really takes is one cup of coffee and I can honestly say I no longer feel as though I'm one brick short of a load. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3986 | Is it a bee? The last thing I want is a bee in my coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3987 | ...and I'm sick to death of my wife constantly calling me a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3988 | I'm glad we're talking this out. I don't like it hanging over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3989 | What'd you say? I was daydreaming. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3990 | I know things seem difficult but I've always been an optimist. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3991 | Give me a minute and I'm sure it will hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3992 | This campaign is not the first time he has built from the top down. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3993 | That's going to hurt the Yelp review. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3994 | Life surprises you with the most unexpcted events when you least expect it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3995 | I can't believe that waiter messed up my order. What a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3996 | I need an answer now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3997 | I saw this fortune teller yesterday and she said I should drink less coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3998 | I'd rather be hit in the head than vote for that guy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3999 | So that's what happens when you tip below %15. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4000 | Hmm...cloudy with a chance of bricks? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4001 | I don't like heroes. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4002 | Who shouts DUCK! in a steakhouse? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
4003 | Now you think the slow service WAS a problem? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4004 | John, you shouldn't have ordered the Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4005 | "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head" -- that song is driving me crazy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4006 | I see the Knicks' practice is going as expected. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4007 | What can make this headache go away? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4008 | And then Susan says to me, 'You're a real blockhead, you know that?' I mean, what does she-- | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4009 | ...then Flitcraft adjusted to I-beams not falling, get it? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4010 | Yup, just dumb luck! | 1.0000 | inf | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
4011 | It looks like the cloud has finally lifted. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4012 | Quick! Hand me your wallet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4013 | I agree, Sir. Your time has come. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4014 | The world's in such turmoil, I fear Doomsday is near | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4015 | Say, could I borrow twenty bucks? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4016 | Oh, I say old chap, have you been reading in the NEW YORK TIMES the news about India? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4017 | Have you nothing more concrete to offer? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4018 | So you forgot the remote again? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4019 | This taste bitter to you? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4020 | Who's the Chicken Little now? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4021 | It's all over but the shouting. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4022 | Look, I believe that you make your own luck-- | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4023 | I wish I had a bigger sandwich than you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4024 | Nevermind. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4025 | I watched 'Forrest Gump' again last night, Larry-- I think I finally get it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4026 | Don't worry we a plan for any possible scenario | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4027 | What do you mean, you think I was too fussy ordering soy, cinnamon, goat milk, and simple syrup? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4028 | Well, so much for all your long-term financial planning. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4029 | I ordered an orange crush. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4030 | Did I unplug my straightener this morning? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4031 | My life is so damn predictable. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4032 | I can't begin to describe how bad this divorce feels. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4033 | It's all set. Don't be such a skeptic. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4034 | Karma? Yeah, why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4035 | I hope you paid. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4036 | Yes I am accident prone. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4037 | I'm voting for Hillary. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4038 | I guess He heard me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4039 | Relax, Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4040 | Then it just hit me from out of the blue. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4041 | Which is correct? Concrete or cement? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4042 | God never gives me a day off. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4043 | My ability to accept the absurd has just recently came into conflict with the fact that my personal prayers are seemingly being answered | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4044 | A 5 or 10% tip is the least of his problems | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4045 | That's not what I meant when I suggested the restaurant have exposed brick... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4046 | Time is really not an issue for me.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4047 | Looks likes concrete idea. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4048 | Don't worry about making it to your next appointment. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4049 | Food trucks shmood trucks--nothing beats a brick and mortar restaurant. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4050 | I had a dream last night someone called me a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4051 | Sometimes I feel like the Brick of Damocles is hanging over me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4052 | ...and then she said, and then he said.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4053 | Hear about Bob? Heart attack. Just like tha- | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4054 | So this cartoon coyote keeps following me around. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4055 | If I am lying, may God strike me dead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4056 | JUST SIGN IT. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4057 | Does it ever appear to you like Starbucks stores just drop from the sky? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4058 | It doesn't take a brick falling on my head before I get it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4059 | I'm just waiting for the other brick to fall. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4060 | "Donald, did you read your horoscope today? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4061 | Ready for a shock? I have the winning lottery ticket in my pocket. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4062 | Jones, we're going to have to start from the ground up on this one, a block at a time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4063 | Did I say my ex is likely to get even with me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4064 | Watch out, the Trumptastrophe is falling! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4065 | I have never had writer's block quite like this | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4066 | So yesterday I was thinking - "Why not? We'll meet. We'll eat. We'll drink ... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4067 | This doesn't look like a flat white. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4068 | I accepted a job with Joe Btfspik & Sons. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4069 | This restaurant is a killer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4070 | Yes. I will marry you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4071 | That's what I love about this place, the strongest coffee and the heaviest bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4072 | Your problem is you're a pessimist. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4073 | My future feels up in the air. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4074 | Ever wonder why some people are in the wrong place at the wrong time? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4075 | So ... when do you think Mort will drop in? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4076 | Nothing specific, really. Just a general sense of foreboding. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4077 | . . . and literally make America great again. But hey–it's your daydream. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4078 | I'm an agnostic too, Herb, all the way--no wait! I didn't mean that! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4079 | should i save him pr let him die so i can get the job | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4080 | Do you have anything for a headache? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4081 | I'm not sure what my last meal would be. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4082 | I can't shake this feeling of impending doom. What do you think is causing it? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4083 | For some reason I just have no interest in this presidential race. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4084 | Well, I know I should consider something more concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4085 | I see buying this shop as a key building block in a financially secure retirement. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4086 | Hartford, shmartford | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4087 | I favor the top-down approach. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4088 | Sometimes I feel as though the cinder block of Damocles hangs overhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4089 | This headache couldn't get any worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4090 | Duck? No, I'm strictly Vegan. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4091 | I'd give anything not to have to go back to the office. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4092 | No way. My commodities guy sees gold, silver, and cinder block futures going up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4093 | So I skip the tip and tell her she's one brick shy of a load. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4094 | Theres absolutely nothing that can go wrong with this plan. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4095 | On the bright side, I have my health. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4096 | I'm glad mine's to go. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4097 | I wished for a ton of bricks, but this is fine. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4098 | No one's looking out for the white guy anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4099 | Even though we are laid off, meting for lunch does Even though we are laid off, meeting for lunch is just fine. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4100 | Quick! Say something philosophic: your last words can't be "pass me the sugar"! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4101 | So the weatherman actually got one right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4102 | It's a concrete proposal, but a need a quick yes or no. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4103 | Yes, I'm signing my new will tomorrow, making you the sole heir. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4104 | The food is pretty good but the service is average. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4105 | Thanks for switching spots with me. The A/C above that seat was killing me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4106 | So she say's, "one lump or two, and I'm like..........BLACK!!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4107 | I don't need somebody to hit me in the head with a bat to know I'm in trouble with the boss. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4108 | If I'm lying to you, may God strike me dead! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4109 | We might need to get the food to-go | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4110 | What I wouldn't give to escape this rat race. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4111 | You really are a chip off the old block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4112 | By the time I warn you, it will be ....(thud) too late. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4113 | How's it feel to hear I slept with your wife, 'Mr. Alleged Clairvoyant Magician'... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4114 | And then it hit me like a blot from the blue: My wife is cheating with a brick mason. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4115 | Did you order the falling steel beam? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4116 | I'm dying of boredom, Bill. Nothing ever happens. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4117 | I am fortunate to have a friend like you! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4118 | "Really, what could be worse than Trump? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4119 | Do you believe in IFOs? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4120 | Carpe nanosecond. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4121 | Fortunately, I don't have writer's block anymore | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4122 | Good thing you ordered the duck. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4123 | So,how'd the Trump rally go? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4124 | I've decided to be ironic. I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4125 | This is fine, but you've probably never heard of my favorite coffee shop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4126 | Better drink that fast, Damocles! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4127 | My secret is safe | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4128 | Don't interrupt! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4129 | I just feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop... | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4130 | Well, compared to the convention this should be a breeze | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4131 | ...then it hit me, like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4132 | should i tell him?.. nahhh | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4133 | If it wasn't for this safe haven, work would just kill me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4134 | Nothing. What are you doing tonight? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4135 | Looks like a woman finally broke through that glass ceiling of yours. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4136 | So much for living right. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4137 | I can't stress this enough, Johnson--you've really got to learn to put mind over matter. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4138 | I'm so stuffed up, it feels like I've got a head full of concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4139 | Then, out of thin air, she drops the 'D' word on me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4140 | Actually, sell when YOU feel it's the right time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4141 | Don't look up. The sky is falling! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4142 | Can't wait to get the lid of this new Iron Brew drink Bill, they says it's made with girders! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4143 | You know, I just have this lucky feeling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4144 | My wife's latest hobby has been estate planning. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4145 | Lately I've been feeling scatterbrained. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4146 | Thanks for meeting me here. I tell ya, there's no escaping the gravity of the situation we're in. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4147 | Do you have plans for dinner tonight? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4148 | So I told him "I don't need any life insurance!" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4149 | Well if you think I'm just gonna sit here and let the world go by, you've got another thing comin' ! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4150 | I just read that gravity is just a scientific theory, not an actual law. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4151 | Gotta admit I'm ambivalent when it comes to Right to Life Right to Choice issues | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4152 | A little hair of the dog always does the trick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4153 | Are you going through a divorce? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4154 | And so I said, "well, where do you think you're going to get a brick?" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4155 | Bill, stop trying to drive home the hearse! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4156 | Suddenly this world saving thought hit me like a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4157 | Surprisingly, I've had worse dates. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4158 | Well, that's another way to discourage sugary drink consumption. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4159 | I've got a crushing headache. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4160 | I've finally overcome my irrational fear of being hit by a falling concrete block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4161 | Sometimes, I'm such a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4162 | Why am I so depressed? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4163 | You know, it's always something .... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4164 | If you have time tomorrow, I'll talk with Marge tonight and then we can sign that insurance policy. Will that work for you? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4165 | There must be a quicker way to lower our overhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4166 | How about you get the check and I'll pay next time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4167 | I don't mind tossing out a blockbuster idea, it's the catching I hate. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4168 | Have you ever had that feeling...? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4169 | I hear Acme made some changes in their product line. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
4170 | Karma: "Who are you calling a blockhead?" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4171 | Mind your own business. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4172 | Listen, I need that fifty dollars you owe me. Quickly. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4173 | I just can't shake this feeling of impending doom. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4174 | So, now I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4175 | Bernie? Nah. More likely a cement block will drop on my head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4176 | Apparently, this place is known for its flattened chicken. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4177 | Say what? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4178 | I am ready for a coffee "break". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4179 | I'd never let Trump build a wall in my uterus. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4180 | Boy, this writer's block is really killing me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4181 | And the bad news? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4182 | We may have unplugged Mother a little too soon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4183 | You never look at me when I'm talking. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4184 | I'm getting to that age when I realize I don't have all the time in the world. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4185 | Uhh.. How do you like your coffee? One lump or two... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4186 | so, can one block these gravity waves? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4187 | You were saying something about your policy's pre-existing condition clause. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4188 | Good news, I don't think you'll be visiting your in-laws this weekend. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4189 | His nickname in high school was 'Butterfingers'...last I heard, he was working in construction." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4190 | I'm saving for 30 years of retirement. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4191 | For 20 years I bought this crap and then it hit me like a brick! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4192 | Didn't you design this place? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4193 | You gotta be careful with these lids otherwise all the coffee falls on you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4194 | Hmm should I tell him or not? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4195 | You're always telling me to block things out, Jim. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
4196 | I disagree ... Trump's through the roof! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4197 | Sometimes I feel just like a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4198 | I'd like a concrete answer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4199 | Your time is up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4200 | It's like the sword of Damocles, but our insurance required the two extra strings. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4201 | It's not like the literal sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4202 | Nice knowing you! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4203 | Regarding your cinder toffee coffee order... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4204 | I think opportunities arise when you are in the right place at the right time..... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4205 | I tell you the world's coming apart with this election. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4206 | Inspiration; she is a fickle muse –you never know where your next big idea will come from. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4207 | C'mon finish your coffee---I don't have much time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4208 | There's a fly in your coffee! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4209 | You ever feel like something heavy is looming over your head? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4210 | We've been close for years...but they can't keep both of us. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4211 | I've got this weight hanging over me. Do you think my writers block will ever go away? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4212 | ...but if somebody else slips on a banana peel, that's funny. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4213 | Trump or Cruz .. It' s like chunking bricks.. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4214 | I guess I'm just tired of people telling me "to chin up." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4215 | I tell you, it's the same old thing every day-nothing extraordinary ever happens to me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4216 | I hope it's true that you're a hard headed business man. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4217 | Of course, short-term investments carry less risk, but . . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4218 | Maybe some coffee will clear up this mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4219 | I'd like to say that it can't get any worse, but... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4220 | Doesn't your ex wife work upstairs? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4221 | No. I don't believe I care for duck. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4222 | So you say you have a contingency for anything unforeseen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4223 | Be careful what you wish for. Killed by idiom! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4224 | I probably shouldn't have played hookie today, I have so much work to do. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4225 | I remember when they just spat in your food. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4226 | I'll have to let this coffee cool down | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4227 | Look out, here comes Cindy Block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4228 | Do you believe in Karma? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4229 | What do you mean I have a hard head? Give me one concrete example. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4230 | I think it's your turn to pay. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4231 | I'm hoping Maybe inspiration will just hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4232 | A breeze block? Someone's got a loose grip on reality | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4233 | If this block hangs over my head much longer, I'm dead. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4234 | So you want to be president of Damocles Construction. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4235 | Hey Bob, you might want to take that coffee to go. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4236 | So I said a ton of bricks doesn't have to fall on my head. What? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4237 | I preferred when they retaliated by spitting on your sandwich. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4238 | My wife says I've become a doom and gloom Republican. What the hell does she know? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4239 | I think something big is going to happen soon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4240 | I don't play the odds. I deal with the here and now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4241 | Oh, Ignatz! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4242 | No one EVER notices the severed finger on the table... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4243 | My new will leaves everything to the Mason Beneficial Society. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4244 | Like Yogi said, 'It ain't over 'til it's over.' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4245 | There must be a reason for everything. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4246 | I don't care, I said don't talk to me until I've had my coffee | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4247 | Did you read the part where he said, "Sometimes life's going to hit you in the head with a brick". | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4248 | I really think 'no tipping' is catching on | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4249 | Day after day I wait, for that concrete evidence suggesting there is more to life. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4250 | I still don't see why we should spend our dear dollars on research on anti gravity... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4251 | I have the worst case of writer's block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4252 | I'm not just saying this because I'm your life insurance agent, but... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4253 | So help me, if I'm lying, may I be struck dead by masonry! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4254 | Your proposal is a little heavy handed | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4255 | Maybe God will send a sign. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4256 | And, great news, right after lunch I'm going to change my will and make you the beneficiary. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4257 | We've all had a stale bagel, but this is ridiculous. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4258 | Hey Bill, that Excedrin is finally starting to kick in. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4259 | I'm having something different. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4260 | why'd I get this to go? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4261 | To sum up my posit.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4262 | All this hype about concussions is way overblown. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4263 | Well, it's not the SWORD of Damocles...." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4264 | Not the first time I have had a mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4265 | This is a no-brainer, Hal. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4266 | But do you have any concrete suggestions? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4267 | I chose this restaurant because they always have a daily surprise on their menu. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4268 | Life's a crapshoot-I took a flyer on the Phillies at 300 to 1. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4269 | I tipped with a Trump dollar. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4270 | Relax and thank God it is not the oroverbial ton. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4271 | Believe me Frank, I've been around the block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4272 | I can't recommend the cement. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4273 | Nice to relax...absolutely nothing has been going my way today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4274 | S&P Futures are plummeting. I predict a catastrophic day ahead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4275 | I prefer to call it "accident" and health coverage. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4276 | Life's too short to be worrying about everything. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4277 | And if Donald Trump isn't the best candidate of the whole pack, may a great cinder block strike me on the head RIGHT NOW! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4278 | Talking to a friend like you is like a load of bra | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4279 | It's gonna hit you in 3...2.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4280 | I hate that new church, I hope a sinner blocks the door! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4281 | I still don't have replies on Tumblr. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4282 | Imagine-She called me a blockhead! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4283 | This is why I always tip. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4284 | I'll buy lunch! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4285 | Oddly enough, we finished the building with a few materials unaccounted for. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4286 | Humphrey, an eerie feeling grips hold of me! A very weighty matter overshadows my mind! Best to confess major blocked sin! I cemented an affair with your vainglorious wife. Ha, we both began and broke off tryst while snacking on graham crackers! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4287 | No thanks. That's about it for me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4288 | Luck is the residue of design my friend | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4289 | I hope they didn’t read my Yelp review. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4290 | He was paying for lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4291 | I'm sorry but that is my 'drop dead' position. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4292 | Paul sure seemed to take the news of his redundancy well. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4293 | Alan Watts said it best: "You and I are all as much continuous with the physical universe as a wave is continuous with the ocean." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4294 | I'm thinking of taking early retirement .... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4295 | Why is everybody always telling me to lean in? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4296 | Seriously, I am a very lucky man! | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4297 | If only I had an 'aha' moment. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4298 | Never thought much of Issac Newton | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4299 | You just don't understand the gravity Of the situation! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4300 | If God doesn't want me to do it, then let Him stop me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4301 | Wait, I thought you ordered a knuckle sandwich? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4302 | Physicist's block had plagued him all week. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4303 | And I said, 'Babe, it's LA, who needs an umbrella?' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4304 | Your ideas are always too heavy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4305 | Dad!" WHAT?, Nothing, " I'm rich. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4306 | Frankly I think 10 percent is more than enough. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4307 | Oops! I am afraid you could be right about your suspicion on your wife reading your e-mails | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4308 | Of course they want me to direct the sequel! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4309 | Beware of maxi-ton of bricks decisions. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4310 | Et tu, Blocke'? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4311 | ------if I'm not telling the truth. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4312 | I wonder if my BulletProof Coffee is CinderBlock proof as well? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4313 | I'm warning you, Harry. The sky really is falling this time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4314 | Power lunching is great for brain storms. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4315 | Would you believe me if I said the sky was falling? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4316 | Even with strong opposition, no one can touch me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4317 | Man, this coffee sure hits you like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4318 | You know you said you felt like a weight had been lifted from your shoulders? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4319 | I've got a feeling something is in the air ... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4320 | So how do we stop our masons from knocking off so early? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4321 | I'm sure of one thing--I'll never vote for Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4322 | I mean sure, I could be hit by a bus at any moment but let's be serious...I need to max out my annual IRA contributions starting right now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4323 | Why do you keep calling me Damocles? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4324 | Simon, now that you're in New York - lets drop the Brit lingo. Ok? Hmm? You know - boot for trunk, wings for fenders. Pudding for... Oh I see. What is your word for breeze block? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4325 | I'm such a klutz. I'm always spilling my coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4326 | Spit it out, Ken--I don't have all day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4327 | I'll get the check this time and you can get it the next time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4328 | Do you think the mob works weekends? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4329 | Dingbat? My ex-wife used to call me that... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4330 | Fred's realization hit him like a, well...you know.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4331 | Doing my taxes at the last minute is stressful. I heard Block could help clear my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4332 | The coffee here always gives me a headache. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4333 | So! you think things are suddenly looking up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4334 | If I were you, I wouldn't worry about it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4335 | There I was,tryin to remember,When it hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4336 | Did I hear you right? Don't you ever call me a blockhead! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4337 | You appear not to be listening! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4338 | I'm a little reluctant to go ahead with the divorce, knowing she will get half ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4339 | What do you think Bob meant when he said he'd be dropping a big one on us today? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4340 | I take the long view. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4341 | I don't care what the boss says, I'm no blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4342 | This happens every time you have an idea? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4343 | Happy trails to you, too, Roy. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4344 | No, I don't get headaches. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4345 | I never listen to people who say the sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4346 | This is my final offer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4347 | Yeah, I just live a stone's throw from here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4348 | My wife said I was "one block short of a load"...can you imagine that? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4349 | Atticus considered warning his client about the falling cinder block, but he reasoned that the thing speaks for itself. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4350 | No...nothing going on in my life. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4351 | Do you know how the Feds cracked the iPhone? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4352 | That business meeting went terribly. How could things get any worse? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4353 | This day cannot get any worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4354 | You think this is bad? Just wait for the other brick to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4355 | This one's on me, I insist. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4356 | Quick question: any last words? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4357 | So you think the caffeine will help me shake this annoying sense impending doom? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4358 | I need to block CBS | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4359 | The block of bankruptcies is a family curse. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4360 | I wonder how God feels about the 2016 presidential candidates? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4361 | Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4362 | I finally got rid of my migraines. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4363 | Let's face it, Siri will never be able to find us a good cup of coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4364 | Not in a million years would you get my job. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4365 | Sorry Al, I want a divorce. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4366 | Oh, come on, Phil! April Fool's Day was last week. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4367 | Guess what? I won the lottery today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4368 | No, its PENNIES from heaven. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4369 | Was that over my dead body or yours? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4370 | Blah, blah, blah, blah... | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4371 | Damn that Ocles | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4372 | Why should I be forced to buy health insurance? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4373 | If a bell rings every time an angel gets his wings, what happens when a devil gets his horns? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4374 | It just seems to me that Mary and I don't have much of a future. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4375 | Weight. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4376 | I'm not going to get those revenue reports in on time, am I, George? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4377 | Let me just think about it overnight. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4378 | I just won the lottery. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4379 | see em you | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4380 | So, how's your renovation going? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4381 | What a blockbuster idea. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4382 | I'm serious, Bob, I think someone's trying to kill me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4383 | Let me get you an aspirin | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4384 | Cartoonist's speed lines usually suggest movement | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4385 | "Don't even try talking me out of it, I'm getting out of the construction business once and for all". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4386 | Que sera, sera. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4387 | Ever feel like you're sitting under the sword of Damocles? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4388 | Yeah sure like one day I'm gonna get hit on the head by a falling concrete block.... What's the likelihood of that happening...... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4389 | I may be wrong, but I think this is my lucky day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4390 | Every time it rains here, it rains cinders from heaven. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4391 | One lump or two... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4392 | I guess this one's on you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4393 | Relax--what could go wrong? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4394 | Do you ever wake up feeling lucky? I feel like today's my lucky day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4395 | Hmmm, no, I'm not familiar with the 'Cinder block of Damocles.'" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4396 | Dead poet society! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4397 | Falling cinder blocks I can tolerate, but the severed finger pointing at my coffee is really creeping me out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4398 | I'm thinking about ordering the,'Chicken Little ' salad! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4399 | You know, that would be as improbable as a cinder block falling on your head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4400 | I must have told them 100 times it tastes like concrete! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4401 | Well, there's always the line about man planning and God laughing. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4402 | No need to find a brick wall to slam your head into. . .now it comes to you. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4403 | I don't know what the answer is either, kid. I'm just waiting for it to finally hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4404 | How'd you wanna go? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4405 | First let's define the terms more concretely. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4406 | I think the waitress has a crush on me | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4407 | Actually, some laws can't be changed. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4408 | I wish you'd pay attention when I'm talking to you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4409 | Hold that thought, would you? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4410 | My wife wants a divorce. My boss wants me to resign. What else can happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4411 | Do you really believe anyone can predict the future? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4412 | I can just feel it, my writer's block is about to end. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4413 | you remember that last tip you gave? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4414 | I think there's something wrong with your Fitbit... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4415 | What's wrong? You look like you just saw a falling block of concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4416 | No, I ordered the planked salmon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4417 | Anything weighing on your mind? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4418 | My daughter tells me the universe is trying to "tell me something," those millenials... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4419 | You didn't tip either? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4420 | He actually called me a "Blockhead" at the meeting | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4421 | Be honest... Do I come off as sort of a blockhead? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4422 | I told that guy I wasn't going to pay him $30 an hour to build my balcony on the 30th floor. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4423 | ... and then she had the termerity to accuse me of being a blockhead ! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4424 | So that's the end of my story. How's things with you? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4425 | This is starting to be a real headache. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4426 | Those pancakes feel like a brick in my stomach. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4427 | Did you ever have an uncontrollable feeling of impending doom? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4428 | You really think that things are starting to look up? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4429 | Putting this deal together may be harder than we thought. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4430 | There can't be anything worse than writer's block | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4431 | At least I won't have to listen to him complain about the flu anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4432 | Bob wondered if his iPhone 6-plus might have an overly robust block feature. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4433 | I guess a 25% tip won't kill me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4434 | One more time: 'The Breaking of Pelvis 1 2 3', Take 13. Ready? Action! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4435 | We have a shortage of cement. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4436 | I ordered a karma latte. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4437 | oh.....so THAT'S why my wife told me to sit there.. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4438 | This job is literally killing me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4439 | Brace for impact! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4440 | So what are your plans for the rest of the afternoon? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4441 | I was informed by The New Yorker that I'd be blocked if I submitted an additional "Cartoon Caption Contest" entries. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4442 | I only know something's true when I get something concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4443 | Do you have any appointments this afternoon ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4444 | "She said that I was turning into a real blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4445 | How about them bricks? I mean Knicks! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4446 | ...and the overhead could kill us. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4447 | So you're saying things are starting to look up for me? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4448 | .....but my friends call me "Lucky | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4449 | I feel like my future is up in the air. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4450 | I have never really liked the cement business. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4451 | No, three strings should hold it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4452 | How much time do we have for lunch? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4453 | Chip, your block is off. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4454 | I need hard evidence before I act. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4455 | Watch out Mike, they're zooming in on us! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4456 | It's as though a great weight has been lifted from me. Or maybe the other way around. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4457 | Karma is kind of a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4458 | Just be honest, Pete. Whaddya think of my new hair plugs? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4459 | "Well, whaddya know. Prayers do get answered". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4460 | I feel a splitting headache coming on. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4461 | So, then I asked God to give me a sign . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4462 | Yes, if you need to leave, please go NOW!!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4463 | As I was saying, we were a block from Iraq when suddenly... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4464 | Can I trust you to keep a secret? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4465 | Honest, Jim, the idea is so obvious, it's like being hit on the head by a falling box.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4466 | I used to not believe hard luck stories, and then it hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4467 | Why don't you change seats, Mr. Bossy Pants. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4468 | I can feel my luck running out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4469 | My broker's view of the stock market sounds like Chicken Little. He thinks the sky is falling! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4470 | I never believed in Henny Penny's theory............ | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4471 | And then she says I am like Chicken Little, always afraid the sky is falling... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4472 | You ever feel like something big is about to happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4473 | Sorry, but it's 'lights-out' for you Republicans. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4474 | It's a no-brainer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4475 | Thank God, he hasn't signed it yet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4476 | So I said to myself, "Why don't I just spend the rest of the day getting stoned?" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4477 | There, that's a big weight off my shoulders. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4478 | Ah, Arnie, LEAN BACK QUICKLY! | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
4479 | Do you ever get tired of living in a two-dimensional world? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4480 | There is a fly in my coke! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4481 | Why are you surprised I fired that coyote from the ACME group. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4482 | Is there something I've overlooked? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4483 | Well, according to this, nothing could possibly go wrong. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4484 | Why is that brick falling? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4485 | Goes prophecy move up or down? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4486 | im just going to drink this coffee and relax ,lifes to short to be worried about everything | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4487 | Apparently,... things are looking up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4488 | ...when suddenly, this revolutionary idea hit me like... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4489 | I still say the future is in concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4490 | Cross my heart and...I forget, what's the rest of it? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4491 | I might've just dropped a figurative brick, but things are about to get real. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4492 | I've been thinking about building a wall. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4493 | All in all, things are looking up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4494 | This Chicken Little themed restaurant takes itself too seriously. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4495 | My grandfather was a 33rd degree Mason, but I think it's all Mumbo-Jumbo. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4496 | I'm thinking about moving. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4497 | This meeting is not going to end well - check please! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4498 | I expect to hear back from the Foundation any moment now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4499 | Lately I've suspected that Watson is out to get my job. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4500 | I might as well be hitting my head against a brick wall. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4501 | If only God would send me a sign, Larry. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
4502 | You said you were going to drop something today?? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4503 | Did you pay already? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4504 | I just can't figure out how to tell her that I'm leaning. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4505 | I've worked out an exit strategy, but I don't have time to share the details. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4506 | I think you are right. We did eat here on the same day 20 years ago. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4507 | Frank, I really think your insistence on hiring union labor is destroying our business. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4508 | Sidewalk dining ain't what it used to be. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4509 | You ever get the feeling that the whole world's out to get you? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4510 | I think I've finally hit rock bottom. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4511 | If a new idea doesn't strike me soon, this writer's block is going to kill me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4512 | I'm telling you, I just feel more and more like Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4513 | George-can you believe I just won the lottery-but I still come to work everyday like nothing happened. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4514 | Try to summarize your grand conclusion really quickly. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4515 | I work at OSHA. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4516 | Look up in the air! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4517 | Sure things have been tough; But I have the feeling my luck is about to change. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4518 | Oops, I think I'm going to need some extra napkins. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
4519 | I sure would at least like to see a dead cat bounce today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4520 | When something hits me I just run with it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4521 | Oklahoma. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4522 | We used to have a lot to talk about. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4523 | Why is it always an anvil? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4524 | Oh, watch . . . | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4525 | It's called Acme Witness Protection, and it works. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4526 | I've got a splitting headache. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4527 | I think I'll have the tuna melt instead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4528 | Oh my God — the fortune cookie was right! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4529 | Are you almost finished? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4530 | What a morning on Monday feels like. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4531 | Do you ever feel like Doomsday is fast approaching? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4532 | Hey, did you forget to pay the stone masons today? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4533 | Looks like it's time to go. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4534 | I'd do anything to get out of that meeting. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4535 | Enough with the generalities. Give me a concrete example? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4536 | Next time I'll try the latte. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4537 | I hear the company's letting people go. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4538 | You told me to expect the unexpected. Now you say there's going to be a concrete block market crash? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4539 | These times call for concrete thinking. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4540 | Gotta run... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4541 | Sometimes I feel about as interesting as a cinder block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4542 | Then he said: It's like getting hit with a ton of bricks, whatever that means. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4543 | I just had this deja vu moment | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4544 | So I told her, 'I'd rather get hit by a brick than vote for Donald Trump.'" "You couldn't have chosen something, er, softer? A soccer ball maybe? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4545 | What do you mean speaking of duck and roll? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4546 | You insisted on changing tables! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4547 | It's the cinder block of Damocles. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4548 | Are you getting baked or mashed potatoes? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4549 | I know Our Lord tries to communicate with us in strange ways,but | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4550 | If that's your version of a light bulb, I think its a bad idea. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4551 | I digressed, what about the cement price? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4552 | That fortune cookie was wrong. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4553 | I think I have a crushing thought. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4554 | I don't know what's come over me. I'm such a blockhead! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4555 | No, I don't think you're paranoid. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4556 | I told you not to order something heavy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4557 | This is my first date on Cinder. I'm really hoping you don't swipe left. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4558 | You must have had one too many, | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4559 | No, I never worry about the stock market falling. It's other things, right out of the blue. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4560 | Its gonna hit me hard. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4561 | Did you order the French press? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4562 | What was that? I'm getting a raise? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4563 | ...and then, BAM! It hits me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4564 | I have the worst luck; my coffee's cold. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4565 | Anyway you can make your idea a little more concrete? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4566 | I feel like I have a brick in my stomach. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4567 | Wow, I've just had a brilliant idea. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4568 | It's been a long day. I wish I had something harder than this juice. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4569 | No - I'm going to find happiness in the T-I-N-D-E-R app. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4570 | Did you forget to pay your alimony this week? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4571 | Yes, I’m satisfied with my current life insurance coverage. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4572 | Not many people have crane smash their car on West Broadway and live to tell the tale, eh? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4573 | Decent offer, but the horoscope today said I should be more hardheaded. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4574 | Why Coffee & Clobber? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4575 | Oh well I guess there';s worse things then being laid off | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4576 | Uh, oh. Here comes the Anthony Lane review. Superman can save you or maybe Batman. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4577 | Have you ever heard of the cinder block of Damocles? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4578 | Soup or salad? You know, it's the little things that get ya. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4579 | Your life insurance paid up? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4580 | I've been embezzling from our partnership. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4581 | Unless I'm very much mistaken, the Democrats are going to crush us. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4582 | Code, Schmode. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy... | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4583 | Did you hear that Microsoft used their chatbot program to build a robot? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4584 | I'm so tired, I feel as though my head is made of cement. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4585 | God help me, I neglected to stir my coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4586 | There is no actuarial algorithm for computing the risk for blockheads. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4587 | Look up and your pain of your lost job will be replaced. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4588 | On the bright side, my good luck charm business is finally picking up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4589 | You said you were named for Wile E. Coyote, right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4590 | You have no idea how happy I am that we traded seats. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4591 | They call this drink "The Block Buster"! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4592 | I love this place. Everything’s half off during the remodel. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4593 | You just never know, do you? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4594 | Sometimes I wonder, Jim, if I'm one brick short of a load. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4595 | At least I get to choose my own provider. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4596 | My horoscope said a surprise would put me in a better place. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4597 | Statistically speaking, it's improbable Trump will be elected president. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4598 | I heard we're having 360 reviews this week. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4599 | The barometric pressure is high. Let's make a deal! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4600 | Maybe I should try the duck. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4601 | Just because I ordered a little chicken, it doesn't mean the sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4602 | Crazy weather we've been having lately Fred hahahahahahahaha | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4603 | Keep your head up, you never know when opportunity will hit. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4604 | The problem with us is we don't warn each other about any impending crisis. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4605 | All I need is a knock on the head to figure this out | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4606 | Looking ahead ... . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4607 | The good news is, I'm going to pick up the tab. But... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4608 | The coffee here is to die for. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4609 | I am a pessimist by nature, it is true. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4610 | Now we're just waiting for the other shoe to drop, and we close this deal! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4611 | Last night I had chicken under a brick and.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4612 | Could you concretize that idea for me? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4613 | You know, I haven't initiated a frivolous law suit in over three days. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4614 | Aetna, of course. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4615 | I guess diner slang for corned beef hash is “a massive structural failure in the building.” | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4616 | So...did you want to go with the $500,000 or $1 million face value on the variable life insurance policy? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4617 | No worries. It won't hit me -- it's just a trick of the perspective. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4618 | I knew we should have tipped better last time! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4619 | I mean, what are the chances? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4620 | Then I told him to go over it brick-by-brick....... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4621 | I hate these lunch meetings, they're so heavy on the brain. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4622 | Should I tell the boss you've taken a block of time off this afternoon? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4623 | Did I ever wish I had Spidey sense? Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4624 | I'll take the bill this time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4625 | Yes, it was a little strange last night. All the fortune cookie said was, "Look Up!!" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4626 | It's gonna be an Excedrin kind of day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4627 | And then she called me a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4628 | So, what's on your mind? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4629 | Who called me a blockhead??? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4630 | I'm thinking of running for Congress. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4631 | Wait! I'm about to make my point concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4632 | I predicted the last financial crash. I will pull out of the markets sooner rather than later. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4633 | Cutbacks. Cinder-block is cheaper than the Sword of Damocles. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4634 | It's a cinderblock isn't it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4635 | I BETTER COMB MY HAIR FAST BEFORE IT GOES ON THE INTERNET | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4636 | Talk about same day delivery. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4637 | Oh my god, the dream with my boss is coming true! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4638 | Sure, the bun's tasty but like cement in the stomach. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4639 | Can I have the rest of your coffee if you don't finish it? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4640 | First day without my safety helmet and everything is ok so far... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4641 | There's something missing from my boiler-maker. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4642 | Watch out! REALITY is coming down | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4643 | Who you callin' a blockhead? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4644 | Frankly Dave, if your not going look at me when I'm talking to you, why should I listen to what you have to say? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4645 | That is the last time I hire a handyman from ISIS to repair my roof! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4646 | I never use passive verbs if I can help it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4647 | New Yorker's in trouble. I hear the cartoonists are killing off everyone now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4648 | Maybe we shouldn't have been so rude to the waitress. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4649 | "I was hit by lightning on the golf course Saturday". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4650 | Heads-up. Here comes our entrees. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4651 | I thought I requested balloons to end this meeting | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4652 | They're going to have to shoot this over, sorry. The script was explicitly written as 'then it hit me like a ton of bricks ' not A brick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4653 | I can't believe they've got no wi-fi in this old coffee shop! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4654 | If there's a payoff, it won't just fall from the sky. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4655 | Sometimes I just get the feeling that my life is going to get worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4656 | So, my broker said, "Don't worry, everything's fine." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4657 | Order the frozen peas. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4658 | Yes your headache may disappear now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4659 | I try to live every day as if it was my last. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
4660 | I need for you to understand that I'm running out of time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4661 | I'm telling you.. it's like the Cinder Block of Damocles.. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4662 | I can't believe that April 15th is right around the corner-- that's when the brick really hits the man. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4663 | I really told them off when I resigned from Acme this morning! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4664 | Did you just call me Blockhead? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4665 | She left me. She says I exaggerate, that no one's luck is as bad as I claim. Any ideas on how I can win her over? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4666 | You never know | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4667 | I really should switch to decaf - I get headaches all the time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4668 | Look up there is a brick going tofall on your head? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4669 | God preordained him to win the nomination. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4670 | Anvils are so 20th century | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4671 | Do you know the man upstairs? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4672 | My favorite song was "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4673 | I called him a blockhead... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4674 | Left Guy: "The bagels here are delicious, but they leave a brick in my stomach." Right Guy: "Huh, must be the gluten." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4675 | Things are finally looking up for me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4676 | Coyote? Where? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4677 | Do you take your coffee grey? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4678 | Whatever you do, don't say you wish you were dead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4679 | I am thinking of going on a diet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4680 | David had a split second to decide that ignorance was bliss for Harry. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4681 | The market is moving just the way I want it to. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4682 | Why do you want to know my PIN number? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4683 | This is going to be rather heavy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4684 | and after all that, it seems like maybe, just maybe, I've finally caught a break... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4685 | You know, it still hasn't hit me that I won the lottery this morning. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4686 | Well, they're saying we should all get more fiber into our diets. Even the birds are trying it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4687 | I'm sensing a disturbance in the force. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4688 | Did you ever have the feeling that your world is collapsing around you? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4689 | So what does my fortune cookie say? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4690 | You have a will? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4691 | Yes, cost containment is important. But sometimes low overhead can create real headaches. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4692 | Honey, the business lunch went well. I've been promoted. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4693 | The problem is that idealists like you, Walter, seldom offer a single, concrete idea. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4694 | You're as white as ghost. Are you feeling well? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4695 | I think I feel a migraine headache coming on.. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4696 | Boom goes the dynamite??? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4697 | Gentrification is giving me a headache. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4698 | This job is going to be one pain in the .... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4699 | How is your week going? "Its about to get better" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4700 | We're a block away from what? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4701 | I'm going to start writing about whatever hits me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4702 | I ordered "on the rocks"for you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4703 | What's on your bucket list? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4704 | I don't believe in curses--the Cubs are going all the way this season. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4705 | Sometimes drones that deliver are a little off course | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4706 | Do you think I should've ordered the healthy start? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4707 | Did I ever tell you the story of my being struck by lightning? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4708 | I just have this feeling that I'm going to be struck with a great idea. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4709 | Did you order a vegan burger? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4710 | Miss, fresh coffee please! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4711 | I need another cup of latte like a hole in the head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4712 | Are you saying you see something I don't see .. again? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4713 | So what's your opinion on life insurance? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4714 | You have to admit it's a crude but effective method of turning tables. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4715 | Gerald, um, I think you might want to watch out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4716 | If only God would give me a sign that I'm doing the right thing... | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
4717 | Stop being such a Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4718 | My favorite song? 'Right Place Wrong Time.' You? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4719 | Nine-point-eight meters per second squared. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4720 | Then it struck me, I should be a personal injury lawyer! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4721 | My horoscope said I was lucky today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4722 | Do you think the chef saw my negative Yelp rating.... Uh yeah. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4723 | My first coffee since the brain surgery and so far no caffeine jolt. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4724 | And that's final! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4725 | Herdy!! What? Eh, nevermind. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4726 | Looks like God ran out of lightning bolts | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4727 | So, let's talk life insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4728 | I finally beat my addiction to Tetris. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4729 | The funny thing is - she never saw it coming. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4730 | Today's special is going down heavy | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4731 | I thought a ton would look a lot bigger. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4732 | I feel real lucky today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4733 | Pondering the gravity of the situation | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4734 | I'm glad I didn't send my wrap back. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4735 | Barring any unforeseen circumstances, I'd say we've got a 100% chance of success. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4736 | How many visits to your next reward? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4737 | I don't believe in destiny. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4738 | Isn't today April Fool's day? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4739 | Last call! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4740 | Wow - an Isaac Newton moment... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4741 | Before the recession that would've been a piano | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4742 | I think I just found the answer to your problems . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4743 | My best ideas hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4744 | stop worrying about how to pay for retirement. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4745 | They're going to make me department head, just watch. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4746 | How does that Damocles story end? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4747 | I need to tell you something. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4748 | Wha'd ya say? You called me a blockhead? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4749 | I am with Dewey, Suem and Howe. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4750 | No problem - the tab's on me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4751 | I need a change. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4752 | Without coffee, I just can't have a good day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4753 | I've been wanting to tell you something for the longest time, but felt it might hit you like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4754 | Another parking ticket is probably the least of my worries. | 1.0000 | 0.11785 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
4755 | What are you thinking? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4756 | Hello from the other side... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4757 | Ahh, Chicken Little was over-rated. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4758 | I was always more of a Tex Avery man myself. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4759 | I've blocked out an hour for lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4760 | I probably should have eaten the chef's special instead of sending it back to the kitchen. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4761 | No. I haven't noticed an alarming increase in construction accidents. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4762 | I'm afraid I'm getting writers block! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4763 | She said I was a loser! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4764 | My wife thinks that being a Trump supporter will turn me into a blockhead! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4765 | This building is my legacy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4766 | It's funny; every single thing has been going my way lately. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4767 | Let's block time to cement the deal. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4768 | I don't think 15 % cut it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4769 | Before I tell you where I buried the treasure.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4770 | It's not the sky that's falling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4771 | This construction is killing me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4772 | Did someone just yell heads up? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4773 | I’m not sure you comprehend the gravity of this situation. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4774 | As I was saying, the new bricklayer was very cheap to hire. I wonder why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4775 | I don't know. I just feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to fall. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4776 | I expect the sword of Damocles to fall at any moment. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4777 | I told you this place is a dump. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4778 | Nothing ever happens to me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4779 | Are your affairs in order? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4780 | I am just looking for a sign why we shouldn't invest in a Chipotle Franchise. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4781 | I just need a lucky break. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4782 | I feel like the answer to all my problems will hit me any second. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4783 | Why Newton's descendant couldn't improve on his theory. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4784 | ...and then it was about to strike me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4785 | Flat white coming up! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4786 | My friends may threaten to BLOCK me, but I'm not going to stop sharing political posts on Facebook! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4787 | Oedipus rocks! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4788 | Or may God strike dead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4789 | I switched to decaffinated. Couldn't seem to shake writer's block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4790 | Stuck with the check again. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4791 | So, explain to me again how this telekinesis nonsense works. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4792 | Let's get this to go. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4793 | I would try anything to get rid of my migraine. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4794 | Jack, you better eat fast! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4795 | The whole D line is disabled. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4796 | There's only one way to cement this deal... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4797 | Finally, my promo arrives. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4798 | I just know my luck has got to change. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4799 | remember we were talking about spring break.? I think they've extended themselves from the beach to the library.m, | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4800 | You think you've got problems... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4801 | Don't tell me the sky is falling again! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4802 | I wouldn't worry about all that added sugar. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4803 | I still enjoy sitting down at this brick and mortar restaurant over takeout! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4804 | "Karma? Why do you ask"? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4805 | I'am blocking that thought right now! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4806 | I hear writers block can be cured with a good whack to the head | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4807 | Give me a day to get my head around this. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
4808 | Todd always liked to drop a few surprises during his interviews. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4809 | Oh, that again. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4810 | You see, I believe karma moves in two directions. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4811 | I worked non-profits for years, until I had a falling out with the foundation | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4812 | When did you say you're supposed to see Hamilton? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4813 | You know, the hydrogenated fat in that muffin will take years off of your life. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4814 | You never grab the bill, what's up? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4815 | I wouldn't worry about desert. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4816 | Luckily he's hard headed. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4817 | I can tell you're in doubt, Zack Snyder. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4818 | I just beat cancer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4819 | I've decided to vote for Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4820 | It's actually been a nice little Monday. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4821 | After last week, how bad could things get? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4822 | I'll pick up the next tab. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4823 | I just need to complete their customer satisfaction survey. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4824 | I know it sounds crazy, but sometimes I feel like a cinder block is about to fall on my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4825 | ...Meanwhile, at South Park Cafe, in a parallel reality 40 years into the future, Ken removes the lid from his coffee cup. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4826 | So what you're trying to tell me is that I didn't tip enough? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4827 | Schwindler will retire soon and then we can talk about you becoming a partner. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4828 | There's something I've been meaning to tell you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4829 | Funny idea of an art exhibit this cafe has... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4830 | I won't invest until the bottom drops out of the market. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4831 | What the... I ordered this black! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4832 | Could you be a little more descriptive other than "The sky is falling" ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4833 | The waiter says he can cure my hiccups. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4834 | Some days, I just feel like the sky is falling | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4835 | At least the sky isn't falling | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4836 | Some people just aren’t self-aware. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4837 | Things sure are looking up for a Monday. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4838 | Things are looking up for you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4839 | You're about to become a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4840 | Brick? Who's Brick? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4841 | I could have sworn I ordered a cinder block... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4842 | I would need to see some concrete evidence that climate change is real before I act on policy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4843 | You know those doughnuts are gonna kill you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4844 | Like I said, I am all for busting the unions | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4845 | I wont feel a thing; it's a Nerf block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4846 | 5, 4, 3, 2 ... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4847 | So you said you were looking for concrete ideas... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4848 | Technically, he said it was hard as a rock. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4849 | Okay, know-it-all, how is it I could have gotten away with caffeinated today? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4850 | It all feels so heavy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4851 | Frank give me something more concrete or the account walks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4852 | Well, I've escaped the fallout so far. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4853 | Of course, if you think you don't need life insurance..." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4854 | My doctor insists I take in more iron, but I really don't see how. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4855 | Hmm, If I pretend to sneeze maybe they will comp the bill. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4856 | Oh God, I was joking! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4857 | Cheer up, Al- the sun will come out tomorrow. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4858 | Yeah life's looking up. You too? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4859 | I'm telling you, no such thing as bad luck exists. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4860 | And of that is not the truth, may God strike ... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4861 | I feel a headache coming on! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4862 | It's the same old thing day after day. Where's the excitement, the challenge? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4863 | Looks like you forget your wife's birthday again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4864 | I'm just telling you this as a heads-up... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4865 | I asked for one lump. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4866 | The answer literally hit me like a ton of bricks! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4867 | So, you think I'm going to turn into a Stone Head soon? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4868 | Did your doctor mention anything about how many months you have left? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4869 | So you're saying... there's something to that "Little Chicken" theory? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4870 | I feel I could be using my time more effectively. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4871 | Dan, they sky is falling back at the office, and I don't think casting your eyes Heavenward will get us the help we need! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4872 | Of course you're allowed to take the top off the latte. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4873 | Oh God... I didn't mean that literally... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4874 | Hell no. If I believed in karma, I wouldn't be where I am today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4875 | Correct... The odds of being struck by a cinder-block in any given year are approximately 1 in 7,534,098 | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4876 | I told him, I said, 'life's too short, I'm not in this for the popularity contest.' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4877 | On second thought I might need a tax extension this year | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4878 | Ever feel like you're in a Bugs Bunny cartoon? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4879 | He wouldn't understand the irony even if it him in the head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4880 | Ever feel like nothing exciting happens to you anymore? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4881 | You've been around the block a few times Jim. Good idea to switch to a low impact sport? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4882 | If it's the last thing I say... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4883 | I'd still vote for him. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4884 | Didn't you used to be in insurance? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4885 | I bet you couldn't repeat that! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4886 | But we've only just got here..... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4887 | This idea's going to hit everyone like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4888 | I've been doing Crossfit so I'm prepared for not just the unknown but the unknowable. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4889 | Quick! Remind me where the key to your desk is hidden! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4890 | Do I have a living will or a will to live? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4891 | Speaking of those wayward masons... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4892 | That concrete thing with big holes in it is called a cinderblock. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4893 | No, I don't think you have time for dessert. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4894 | I'm probably just being paranoid. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4895 | I strongly dislike Modernist, interior design. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4896 | The most important thing in life is to have a lateral point of view. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4897 | I don't know... it's nothing concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4898 | now I know why they call this place ''The Cinderblock'' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4899 | They're about to make us toast. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4900 | GUESS WHAT! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4901 | Last night I solved the Goldbach conjecture. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4902 | That's enough, Jake. Everybody knows this is the best lunch place for blocks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4903 | I mean seriously, if Trump wins that nomination you can just kiss my ass goodbye. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4904 | You'll just have to wait your turn because I am next in line for the chairman's job. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4905 | If I don't think about it , it'll hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4906 | it's like nothing ever happens, you know ... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4907 | Oops! Those damn drones again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4908 | Shoot am late for Saturday morning cartoons | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4909 | Why am I so lousy in the market? Maybe it'll hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4910 | So what's up" "A headache | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4911 | And, I have this really bad hangover... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4912 | The contracts are signed, what can possibly go wrong? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4913 | Hey, an idea just hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4914 | and I was just thinking his day could not get any worse | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4915 | Unlucky | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4916 | There's something to be said for a two ounce container. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4917 | Eleanor was saying just this morning that I'm so dense I wouldn't notice if I was hit by a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4918 | About that meeting...I don't think we have to worry. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4919 | Of course, for a solid foundation, your concrete block is going to give you the best bang for the buck. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4920 | You always breeze through life. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
4921 | #Thatwillleaveamark | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4922 | Speaking of life insurance... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4923 | I don’t know if it was exactly a TON of bricks… | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4924 | No. Really! MOVE!! NOW!!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4925 | Nothing is worse than being served stale coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4926 | Do we have time to eat or should we take it "to go"? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4927 | Accidents will happen. Then again, Bob was a lousy tipper. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4928 | Trump makes it all the way? What are the odds? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4929 | Life's shor- | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4930 | and that should be the last thing on my list that's hanging over my head... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4931 | Weren't you supposed to get a "side" with the Chicken Little Special? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4932 | Lost my job,lost my wife. Huh. What else could happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4933 | My wife's lawyer is from Acme Suddenly Single. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4934 | You know what I've been thinking? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4935 | I think this building is owned by Trump | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4936 | I'll be right back. I need to visit the head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4937 | Sometimes I have to wait for the idea to hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4938 | I'm impressed...but what's the WOW factor. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4939 | Your ideas are too abstract. I'm looking for something more concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4940 | Fred ponders his opportunity for promotion. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4941 | I'm telling you, it hit me like a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4942 | We need to go now! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4943 | So do you really think this new blockchain technology is safe? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4944 | I requested guaranteed on-time delivery by drone. If its not delivered in the next 20 seconds, shipping is free. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4945 | I wish I had something to look forward to. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4946 | I wanted to give you a heads-up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4947 | His wife is quite a babe, no kids ... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4948 | I'm not sure why I stole your wife, something just came over me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4949 | Why is your hand in your coffee? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4950 | Probably best to keep the cover on your coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4951 | No Frank, I'm inclined to believe there is a god. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4952 | Please don't tell me he's standing right behind me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4953 | You never look at me anymore when I'm talking to you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4954 | Nothing has helped me get over this writer's block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4955 | For Christssakes, just sign off on the life insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4956 | Watch out, a case of the Mondays is coming at you | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4957 | I literally have only a second. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4958 | I feel lucky today | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4959 | i need something stronger than coffee to get me going today | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4960 | I can't imagine how this day could get any worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4961 | There may be some lingering resentment.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4962 | Jenny is pathetic. I dumped her and she didn't say a word. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4963 | I feel like my life is just slipping away | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4964 | I told the waitress I wanted two lumps............ | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4965 | I recommend the Chicken Little Salad--it's to die for. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4966 | Personally, I think the phrase "hit you like a ton of bricks" is too cliche | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4967 | It looks good on paper Bob, but I'm going to have to sleep on it. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
4968 | Remember the old expression that "the sky is falling! The sky is falling" Well, its true! Duck | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4969 | Where do my cartoon caption ideas come from? I really don't know --- sometimes they seem to just fall from the sky. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4970 | I'm concerned that I don't tip enough. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4971 | Ya know Tom, I never wanted to be a Risk Manager in college | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4972 | Your brain is terrible! Your report doesn't making any sense! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4973 | Sure I drink on the job. A lot. But I'm a building inspector, I travel in fast circles and I have to project a certain image of success. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4974 | May the sky fall if Trump isn't the best man for the job. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4975 | Almost over…my last day of work. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4976 | Oh, don't worry about it. My horoscope says today's my lucky day! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4977 | I feel like a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4978 | Cement block of Damocles? Never heard of it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4979 | You're absolutely right! I WILL start saving for retirement today! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4980 | I'll pick up the tab today, Bill. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4981 | Tell me the truth, do you think I could pull of wearing a fedora? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4982 | My doctor recommends I cut back on the gluten. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4983 | If I was wrong, I need a sign to that effect. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4984 | Everything in this town is always about up, up, up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4985 | I've got this heavy feeling hanging over me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4986 | And then my therapist says, "You're right. You are the unluckiest person I've met". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4987 | Drink your coffee before it gets cold. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4988 | You never know what's going to happen next. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4989 | You know it's been a bad week but things are finally looking up.. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4990 | Keep you lid on. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4991 | I did ask for a sign from God.. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4992 | So what if Trump wins? What's the worst that could happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4993 | That's gonna hurt! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4994 | I sometimes feel I have a death wish | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4995 | There's no reason for me to get life insurance, I'm sure Iam going to live for another ..." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4996 | Is it a deal? Yes or. No | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4997 | 'I don't think you appreciate the gravity of this situation.' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4998 | I think the union is starting to come around. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4999 | Ya know, I've felt like nothing has been heading my way today . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5000 | Ever have one of those realizations that come out of nowhere and hit you like a ton of bricks? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5001 | No news is good news. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5002 | Life insurance? What a racket! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5003 | Did you ever work in a restaurant and spit in someone's food? No, why? Times have changed... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5004 | You know that feeling...? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5005 | I feel like they are trying to block me. | 1.0000 | inf | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
5006 | I was waiting for a shoe .. , but ... . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5007 | Why are you rolling your eyes? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5008 | I just feel like the world is falling in on me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5009 | Anything to get out of work today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5010 | Are you an employee or an independent contractors? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5011 | Sometimes I feel like there's just not enough time... | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
5012 | And then I said "Everything happens for a reason". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5013 | Chicken Little. Another useless cliché. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5014 | I think God's telling me to vote for Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5015 | I shouldn't be telling you this, and if they ever found out, but his secret is........I'm sorry, but you seem to be distracted. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5016 | Quick! Pros/Cons List to saving Dave. Pros: He makes me look slightly more handsome when together, Blood will definitely get in my coffee if I don't. Cons: He smells weird when it rains, I could probably get time off work...you will be missed Dave. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5017 | Sometimes I feel like my life is about to come crashing down on me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5018 | Don't you think Prendergast has become rather aggressive lately about dropping the ceiling on expenditures? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5019 | Brick-and-mortar is done, Bob. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5020 | Now lets get down to business. Where do I sign for that new life insurance policy you've been touting? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5021 | Are you going to eat that? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5022 | George I don't want to alarm you, but a heads-up. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
5023 | Looks like that promotion might be coming my way sooner than I expected. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5024 | Is my life insurance policy up-to-date? That's a silly question. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5025 | Flat Man vs. Soup-er Man | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5026 | "Well, whaddya know. Dreams do come true". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5027 | You shouldn't have complained about your tea. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5028 | I was trying to remember her name, and then it hit me... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5029 | I figure: "If if doesn't kill you, it just makes you stronger." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5030 | Election 2016: When God watches campaign coverage. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
5031 | She said her dad was in construction. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5032 | I only have a few minutes. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5033 | Finally, I am getting that promotion! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5034 | Oh my - I guess it's too late to duck. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5035 | I have a funny feeling about today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5036 | I've been having an affair with the wife of a cartoonist. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5037 | I'm under too much stress, like sitting under the Sword of Damocles,...or something. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5038 | I know you're not a Trump fan, but if I were you, I would move a little to the right.. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5039 | My boss upstairs called me a blockhead. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5040 | I support Trump because he's honest and will make this country gr-- | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5041 | Luck? I really don't believe in luck. Things happen for a reason. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5042 | You think you have a headache! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5043 | The triple espresso always gets me going in the morning. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5044 | I like your position on this one. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5045 | Now whatcha gonna do with it? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5046 | no, I've stopped saying, "it hit me like a ton of bricks" 'cuz mostly, it wasn't true. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5047 | On the rocks. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5048 | Can you believe my horoscope said that? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5049 | Quick! Read your fortune cookie! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5050 | I come from the School of Hard Knocks. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5051 | Son of a bitch! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5052 | Ya know, you never know when your day will come! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5053 | My early retirement plan has severe penalties | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5054 | I know you favor the right wing, but if I were you I would lean left. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
5055 | "You old blockhead " she said , " of course I'm not bitter " ! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5056 | Well I bet he won't take the news well after this... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5057 | Carl is completely oblivious to the best selfie moment he will ever have. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5058 | I agree, he is a chip off the ol' block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5059 | Help me out, Benson. Lately, I've been feeling like a nameless speck in a practically infinite universe--the unintended butt of a poor cosmic joke of unknowable proportion. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5060 | If I don't get some caffeine soon, I'm going to have such a headache. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5061 | The divorce is going fine, just happy to have a healthy mind and body. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5062 | Get out of the way! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5063 | Sorry, I crossed the coyote recently... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5064 | Do you believe in luck? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5065 | Don't look now, but I think you are in deep trouble. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5066 | I distinctly remember you telling me to stay on track. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5067 | I'm sorry. My wife can believe in horoscopes if she wants to. I'm not superstitious. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5068 | Could be worse. Could be raining cats and dogs. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5069 | I'm catching the early train, no one will even notice. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5070 | Given the gravity of the situation, I knew that our writer's block would not be the only thing smashing through on this particular coffee break. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5071 | The "chicken little special" isn't sitting well with me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5072 | The next level is so close I can feel it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5073 | What's supposed to happen once you've done everything on your Bucket List? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5074 | I'm telling you, Stuart. The secret to happiness is planning. Long-term, conservative planning. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5075 | You sound like Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5076 | Do you think they noticed the typo? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5077 | Okay, I'll humor you--if there is a God, may He strike me dead right now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5078 | Timing is everything ?? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5079 | I think I see a solution for your long term care problem. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5080 | I can't imply that it came from outer space! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5081 | You might want to reconsider your blasphemy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5082 | A "blockhead, me?" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5083 | Let's not compare horoscopes today | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5084 | All those brain games for nothing. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5085 | It's rude to talk with your mouth full. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5086 | Really? I always thought I was the schlemiel. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5087 | What? Hey, why don't YOU move, buddy. And I'm no blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5088 | Lately, it seems my world has been falling apart. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5089 | I told him not to send back the soup. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5090 | Do you ever read your horoscope? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5091 | The wife and I are having a little disagreement over our kitchen reno. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5092 | I'm telling you. Life is a crapshoot. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5093 | His plan to cement the deal was about to fail. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5094 | and all of the sudden it hit me.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5095 | No way Donald Trump's ever going to know I didn't vote for him. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5096 | When your friend doesn't believe he's hard headed. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5097 | I hope I didn't spatter you with the coffee. The lid is hard to get off. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5098 | I find comfort in this rut | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5099 | Looks like it's time to hit the bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5100 | Dining at Jean Jorges used to be such a pleasure. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5101 | If I had one wish it would be to be struck with some concrete, brick-and-mortar ideas. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5102 | I mean really, what are the odds? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5103 | I think you should have said grace before eating. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5104 | Maybe I should have ordered my anvil to go... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5105 | Like the kids say, it's all good | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5106 | I just feel like I'm due for a life-changing experience. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5107 | It's been a really bad day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5108 | Looks like my wallet is going to take a hit. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5109 | Quick, make a wish. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5110 | This is not your lucky day! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5111 | I don't think Acme would notice if we expensed this lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
5112 | It just feels like there's a huge weight on my shoulders | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5113 | Decaf is better for ya | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5114 | Mind if I take your desert? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5115 | When The Mets lost the series? It was the worst thing that could ever happen to me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5116 | Let's figure out how to spin the vote. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5117 | Say, why would aliens abduct your hat? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5118 | People who say death can be an instant away don't really believe that applies to them. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5119 | Well, the other shoe finally dropped. At least I know it can't get any worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5120 | "I don't see us hitting target this month". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5121 | I need a sign from God | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5122 | Believe me, you don't have to worry about it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5123 | See that waitress over there? She's a real knockout... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5124 | I called him a blockhead for believing in karma. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5125 | Heavy lunch, man. Feel like I'm going to knock out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5126 | Yes, I do expect the unexpected. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5127 | They say it's raining cats and dogs. Next they'll be saying, cement blocks and shovels. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5128 | Gravity is only a theory. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5129 | I'm just relieved that the worst is over. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5130 | I am going to stop living in the future. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5131 | What do you mean, I'm a blockhead? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5132 | So I can finally enjoy a nice restaurant for lunch now that I've cancelled my life insurance premium. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5133 | The worst part is not knowing when the other shoe is going to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5134 | I never catch a break | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5135 | It like with great ideas. Sometimes. BAMM. They just hit you out of nowhere. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5136 | Your Double Down is here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5137 | Things are too good...I'm just waiting for the other cinderblock to fall, ya know? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5138 | I asked for skim milk. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5139 | Destiny should be here any second for our meeting. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5140 | Let me give you a concrete example. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5141 | Things are finally starting to look up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5142 | I just discovered the cure for migraine headaches. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5143 | Where is a block when you need it for your blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5144 | That's why I went vegan, the trans fats will kill ya. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5145 | I was just struck by a premonition... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5146 | You have no idea what's going through my mind right now . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5147 | Yes, our Syfy Channel remake of 'Armageddon' has a lower budget, but it still has the same integrity." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5148 | Beep" "Beep | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5149 | Did you order your meal deconstructed? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5150 | I think I have finally gotten the building blocks of my future where they need to be. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5151 | Of course, I'm also concerned about how sea level rise, ten or twenty years down the road, will affect property values in SoHo and The East Village. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5152 | Go for it! You could be hit by a bus. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5153 | I need a metaphor for Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5154 | Everybody hurts, Jim, but I’ve got a rash you wouldn’t believe. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5155 | Have you ever found yourself in a place where you feel you're just waiting for a sign? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5156 | When the caffeine wears off it always hits me like a ton of bricks for some reason. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5157 | I couldn't afford the sword. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5158 | That new guy in finance is a boring blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5159 | Uh! I think you're right about that "feeling"! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5160 | To be or not to be. Should I let my boss live or die. That is the question. I know how Shakespeare felt. A dilemma. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5161 | A New Yorker never looks up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5162 | Like it or not, you're going to get a piece of my mind right now! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5163 | Uh… I wouldn't worry about the extra calories. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5164 | Did I get that on my suit? Oh man, nothing worse than a coffee stain, well maybe bloo... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5165 | So the punk cuts me off... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5166 | You have to give me proof the sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5167 | Dammit, we've been found out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5168 | Aha! I think we know why the building inspectors were outside. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5169 | On the other hand, | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5170 | From heedless to headless. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5171 | Didn't you tell her to use Dropbox? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5172 | I got my cholesterol down under 200. Now what can possibly go wrong? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5173 | Everyone is trying to keep me down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5174 | That's Cinderblock Mixologist. Here, let me get you a business card. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
5175 | I don't believe you see the gravity of the situation. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5176 | ...and then it just hit me... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5177 | I'm sure glad we worked-out those problems with the unions. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5178 | Ya' know, Bob, this world is getting to be a dangerous place. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5179 | I agree it's interesting but I'll need something more concrete before I can react. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5180 | *Should I... or Shouldn't I?" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5181 | Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice..... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5182 | According to Gladys, she's on the verge of cementing our relationship..... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5183 | I missed my appointment with chicken little. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5184 | What's wrong. It's not like a brick is going to fall out of the sky. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5185 | I know the guy has a murderous attitude, but he did say he would drop in. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5186 | Why do they call it a flat white? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5187 | I hope you're not bringing up something negative. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5188 | You know, great ideas don't just drop out of the sky. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5189 | From out of thin air, it was a concept that hit him like a ton of . . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5190 | They're talking about downsizing! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5191 | You know Ed, the proper restaurant jargon for sauce on the side is SOS. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5192 | They did that Rhythm Stick song. Ian something and... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5193 | It was a tough afternoon, but tomorrow's another day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5194 | When it's your time to go, it's your time to go. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5195 | Don't let the slow service bother you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5196 | Sword of Damocles hell.....I tell you Murray this thing feels more like a concrete block! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5197 | Did you say you will never need Obamacare? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5198 | And then it hits me like a brick... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5199 | You eat too much sugar. Sure as hell gonna kill you someday. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5200 | Guess my geolocation app is off by about 3 feet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5201 | I think the other cinder block just dropped. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5202 | Things are looking up. I can feel it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5203 | You won't be needing the cream or the sugar. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5204 | We've had a big breakthrough in my anti-gravity lab. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5205 | Amazing how you get used to the soy latte. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5206 | Good,one less trump vote. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5207 | Almost ran over an actual Road Runner with my car on a business trip to Arizona last week. Those things are fast. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5208 | I'm told this place is an acquired taste. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5209 | We're going to hsve to stop eating here. This place is falling apart. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5210 | You may want to cancel your afternoon sales calls. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5211 | Uh, I'd stop worrying about the other shoe. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5212 | Whatever you do, don't look up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5213 | He's not that hard headed. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5214 | Seriously, Stan, could this day possibly get any worse? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5215 | Seriously, those donuts'll kill ys. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5216 | Actually, I wouldn't worry about what she thinks about your appearance. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5217 | I live each day as if it were my last. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5218 | Did you here about the comet coming real close to Earth? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5219 | How many lumps did you say you wanted again? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5220 | Hey! I just remembered where Jimmy Hoffa's buried. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5221 | The tip is included, if I remember. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5222 | They have an excellent piano set in the evenings. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
5223 | I'm finally feeling optimistic again about life. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5224 | No, I haven't really ever thought about the fleeting nature of our existence. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5225 | Finally, I feel like nothing is just hanging over me anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5226 | I feel like today is going to be a good day. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5227 | Everything happens for a reason. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5228 | Looks like the end of Ted's performance review and cappuccino combo. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5229 | Who was the guy -- I just read his obit -- who wrote Only the Paranoid Survive? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5230 | My "Sword of Damocles" presentation is in two minutes. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5231 | Whatever. It's just a cartoon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5232 | To be honest, my mind is often my Achilles' heel. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5233 | I can almost feel it--this show's gonna be a HUGE hit. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5234 | Maybe sitting at a new table will change my luck. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5235 | Remember the shout-out from Chicken Little..... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5236 | I can't think of anything that could stop Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5237 | …barring an act of God, of course. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5238 | I told you, you need to be aware of your surroundings! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5239 | A half-million term. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5240 | Fellow Yelpers - This diner is my favorite. The service is quick. The coffee is hot. And the banana muffins are super scrumptious. Minus one star for killing Doug with a cinder block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5241 | Do you have any concrete suggestions? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5242 | still undecided? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5243 | So I used yesterday's cup to get a refill -- what are they going to do? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5244 | I need some time off to get my head together. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5245 | Wishes do come true....... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5246 | So should I go with the whole or the term? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5247 | What can I tell you. We don't live in a concrete world anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5248 | I'm sorry Tom, but I've decided to let you go. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5249 | Just give me one concrete example and I'll shut up | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5250 | So again the bell tolls, on another mortal soul, for the man across the street has a better plan for Cole. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5251 | I hate surprises. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5252 | Ever get the feeling that it's just going to be one of those days? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5253 | Did you order that burger bloody? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5254 | The food was a bit heavy, but the decor... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5255 | You're gonna get smashed! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5256 | What's so ironic about, "and then it hit me like a ton of bricks?" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5257 | Forget it. I'll live. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5258 | I think the sky is falling | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5259 | Go ahead and cancel your 3 o'clock Jim. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5260 | Honestly the most important thing to me right now is becoming the perfect metaphor for the lapse of the 421-a tax abatement program. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5261 | Maybe this will break his hardheaded nature. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5262 | Hmm... Did he order a Flat White Espresso? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5263 | Moving to the city has been great for me--everything is just a block away. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5264 | The price of cement goes thru the ceiling. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5265 | Great. Now we're going to get pop-ups from every coffee shop in town. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5266 | Watch your coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5267 | I always take one lump with my coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5268 | I think your day just got worse! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5269 | Like a fella once said ... "Ain't that a brick in the head! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5270 | My wife thinks I need to pay more attention to her. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5271 | Confirmed. Next block down, dead ahead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5272 | For the next campaign, I'm trying to come up with something that will really grab their attention. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5273 | It's supposed to help contrast the artificial lighting. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5274 | My day has been awful, so if you have bad news, don't tell me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5275 | Surprises? I hate surprises. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5276 | As I stated earlier, you'll have the Vice President position over my dead body. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5277 | I took care of the bricklayers union, no prob | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5278 | but, then, what else could go wrong | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5279 | Im sorry our cutbacks at OSHA affected you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5280 | I just never seem to catch a break. So how's the chicken, Little? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5281 | Let me tell you, Bill, this place is a knock out! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5282 | Let's put this on your credit card. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5283 | Choose Your Next Witticism Carefully, Mr. Bond. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5284 | I keep waiting for a sign . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5285 | I'm sick of waiting for a sign from the universe. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5286 | I am looking forward to retirement. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5287 | Hey! Look here. The climate'll be just fine, and so will I. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5288 | When the boss called me into his office I thought I was getting promoted, but he just wanted me to sign "the sky is falling' waiver they're implementing soon... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5289 | You can get "smashed" drinking this coffee! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5290 | I'm thinking of switching to decaf. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5291 | Not to worry - sensing impending disaster is my strong suit! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5292 | It's the extras. That's where they get ya! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5293 | I don't know about you, but I'm heading to the last roundup. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5294 | No, thanks. I've got enough insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5295 | Now that I’m finally happy, I’m just waiting for the other concrete block to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5296 | Yes, I think she took it pretty well, but you know Marcie, it is hard to read her face at the best of times | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
5297 | This place has great art. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5298 | This is most likely the worst idea we have ever had. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5299 | Are you just going to sit there and let this deal get squashed? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5300 | So you think I shouldn't have cancelled my insurance? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5301 | ... and then I woke up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5302 | Now Trump Tower is falling apart too! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5303 | This time, I'm going to tip the waitress...What could happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5304 | Hey -- thanks for the heads up. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
5305 | when your almost warn your bro but you remember when he played you last yar | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5306 | That outta dunk his doughnut. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5307 | After watching TV News, I am convinced that Idon't have any real problems. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5308 | Writer's block, George... I can feel it coming in the air... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5309 | I have a feeling things are going to turn around soon ! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5310 | Ok, I'll call my insurance guy as soon as I get back to the office. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5311 | They're out of swords. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5312 | At that point Paul realized he was going to get that promotion he had asked for. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5313 | We shaved the materials budget, be we feel good about the bottom line. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5314 | I haven't had a concrete idea in weeks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5315 | Did you ever get that feeling, like finally, your ship has come in? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5316 | Now I get it...the Moron Olympics Committee told us to get some 'training'. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5317 | This divorce is really hitting me like a brick. No, that's a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5318 | You should just plain avoid those tables that aren't going to stand up right for you! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5319 | We make our own luck. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5320 | Yeah, that was my wife calling. I never take her calls. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5321 | "So, you were saying...?" "Uh, nevermind". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5322 | My wife left me, I lost my job and the dog ran away. I'm just waiting for the next shoe to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5323 | Don't look now, but the sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5324 | ...so then the answer hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5325 | "Drop down, ye heavens, from above." Isaiah 45:8 | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5326 | Writer's block? Nonsense! It's all in your head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5327 | That investment in cinderblocks is gonna kill me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5328 | Bill, your problem is that you always act as if the sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5329 | I think you should have picked up when the insurance agent called | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5330 | It should be mind-boggling to see how Newton's 3rd law plays out over the next 10 seconds | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5331 | The company name is Damocles and Sons - we're branching out into construction. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5332 | And then, for the first time in his life, Bob had a premonition. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5333 | May Donald Trump strike me down if I'm lying. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5334 | I'd like to cement this deal right now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5335 | As you know, subtlety is not my strong suit... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5336 | No thank you. Life insurance is for sissies. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5337 | And if I'm lying, may a ..... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5338 | Then he said "I'll show you who's a blockhead!" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5339 | Now would be a good time to reconsider your position on deregulation. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5340 | I tell you when you reach this stage in your career there is nothing more existentially angst-provoking than the subliminal Ur-fear of some imaginary Damocles sword over your head | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5341 | So Bill, tell me,...what else could go wrong today? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5342 | So, what were you saying about Black Swan Events? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5343 | They don't make ceilings like they used to. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5344 | You may think I'm being a Chicken Little, but... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5345 | Then I told my agent that I need more life insurance like I need a hole in the head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5346 | Everything has been going wrong, lately. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5347 | Did you sign your tax return? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5348 | Some days you wake up and say to yourself, 'I just don't see how this could get any worse.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5349 | Last confession? Well, certainly before Candy.s Escorts! Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5350 | Someday the brick is going to hit the fan. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5351 | How's the burger? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5352 | What the heck, Larry, let's live a little. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5353 | I guess I'll get the check. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5354 | I feel like things are looking up for me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5355 | So, Claire found out about Nancy just before she died." "You don't say? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5356 | I thought we still had a glass ceiling Oh dear!what happened to our glass ceiling? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5357 | I hope you asked for one lump, not two. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5358 | You have something on your mind. What's going on? Is there something you're not telling me? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5359 | Did you ever get the feeling that maybe you were the block head? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5360 | Oh, and ACME moved in upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5361 | It all makes sense now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5362 | Falling Block Zone. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5363 | Damn, that prayer was answered quickly! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5364 | I can't change the past, the future is uncertain, all I have is this moment. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5365 | That explains the D safety rating | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5366 | That's a good way to put it Bill, I never thought of the national debt that way. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5367 | My palm reader said I should have my head examined. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5368 | Living in the moment is key. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5369 | What reminds you of the Republican Presidential debates?... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5370 | Sometimes it's like I can sense a migraine coming. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5371 | Funny thing, Andy, I had the strangest horoscope in this morning's paper. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5372 | I tell you Martin I feel really lucky today, we moved into the perfect position. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5373 | I had the answer but I'm blocking on it! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5374 | Now, according to Newton, feathers and bricks fall at the same rate. But if one were to hit you . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5375 | Did you see a sign that said, "Shirts, shoes, and hardhats required?" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5376 | Then out of no where it hit me build it with cement blocks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5377 | I wonder why they call this place "Bricks Fall"? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5378 | Now that I finally signed it, what's next? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5379 | Think quick....One lump or Two | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5380 | I need your input like a loch im kopf. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5381 | I might leave without paying. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5382 | The odds of that are small | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5383 | I know this sounds strange, but sometimes I think Death is standing behind me, just staring. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5384 | No, you're wrong. It can't get any worse! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5385 | I bet your next idea will hit you like a ton of bricks | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5386 | Grow up Johnson, I'm not falling for that old, made you look, made you look gag | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5387 | My boss is a real blockhead | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5388 | And then the idea struck me like the weight of a pre-owned cinderblock. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5389 | What I'm about to tell you will change the world. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5390 | What kind of diner doesn't offer a Grand Slam? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5391 | I hope I don't get sued for this. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5392 | Your horoscope was right. It said things would be falling in your lap today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5393 | It's my turn to by the coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5394 | I wish I could block him in real life... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5395 | My analyst finally got me to quit worrying about things that are unlikely to happen. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5396 | I need another cup of coffee like I need a hole in the head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5397 | Thank God it's Friday. It was just one of those weeks when nothing seemed to go right and you just feel glad to get out of the City in one piece. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5398 | The new building codes are really killing us construction managers. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5399 | This coffee is gonna be like a hit upside the head! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5400 | Maybe I should be more careful in what I wish for. I was hoping you would see the light. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5401 | Ellis, we live in a world governed by the laws of gravity. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5402 | And may the union god of ash blocks strike me down if I'm lying! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5403 | Stuart never should have ordered a flat white | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5404 | So anyway, I opted out of COBRA. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5405 | You really believe all of that new age good karma, bad karma crap? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5406 | Wow...these things rarely come true. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5407 | If you keep eating like this you'll die an early death! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5408 | So, I'm finally retiring this Friday... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5409 | Nonsense. This place would be a great investment. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5410 | Only time I ever bought a lottery ticket, and it's the winner! Damnedest thing. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5411 | These to-go cups are so over engineered | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5412 | have you heard the one about those annoying life insurance salesmen | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5413 | I'm starting to feel like a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5414 | You told her she was built like a brick house? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5415 | Do you mind taking the check just this once? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5416 | He said I was a chip off the ole block. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5417 | I've got it! Now all I have to do is... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5418 | I have a magnetic personality. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5419 | Well frankly, Bob, everyone at the firm just thinks you're kind of a blockhead. Now, back to your original question about irony. . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5420 | Is your toast burnt or am I about to have a stroke? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5421 | Just when he thought he could not take another minute of his co-worker's bragging, God intervened. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5422 | ...so I say to him, 'What if there's no future? It's not like that's going to change anything. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5423 | If I drink coffee, it goes right to my head! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5424 | I mean... put yourself in my place. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5425 | You're seeing things Jerry. My ex wouldn't be caught dead downtown this time of day. The traffic lowers her per hour spending average. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5426 | The duck here is to die for. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5427 | My Psychic says I have a positive aura and to expect a long, healthy life . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5428 | Let me give you some advice Jim. The way to assure success in this life is to weigh all the risks, and then act accordingly. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5429 | I can't shake this feeling of impending doom... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5430 | I just wish I could forget this whole day. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5431 | Remember that time you meant to yell "Fore!" ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5432 | Not to drop a brick into this discussion, but . . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5433 | I've been looking for a concrete answer to the question "'Do I make a difference?" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5434 | This gal on Twitter thinks crowd-sourcing the caption contest is a great idea. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5435 | No, I'm not falling for that again. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5436 | Gee, the sky really IS falling! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5437 | My Ex keeps threatening to block me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5438 | That bagel's going to sit like a brick in your stomach. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5439 | Y’know, my ex lives in the walk-up above this place. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5440 | Let's just take a moment and pray. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5441 | ...and that's the last time I'm going to say that. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5442 | Do you think God will punish me for not leaving a tip? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5443 | I always think the worst can happen . . . people say I'm paranoid! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5444 | Yes, but where's the concrete proof that He exists? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5445 | I mean, relax. Its not as if the sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5446 | The cartoonist must be desperate if we're going classic now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5447 | Guess what, Herb. Looks like I've done everything on my bucket list. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5448 | Did you just hear a "beep, beep?" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5449 | PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ORDER A SIDE OF ICE WITH THAT | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5450 | You should drink the coffee...it's supposed to relieve headaches. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5451 | I’m a mainstream Republican. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5452 | Today is the first day of the rest of my life. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5453 | For years I felt like my life was doomed and then I realized it was just my attitude. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5454 | Herb is such a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5455 | Are you sure you don't want to try free writing first? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5456 | My fingers are burning. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5457 | My sense is that three-percent might have been a bit light. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5458 | I consider myself master of my own fate. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5459 | Hey, Prince Charming, your cinder block is falling for you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5460 | I just can't take repeated warnings that the sky is falling seriously. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
5461 | In my last poll, the margin of error is plus or minus one cinder block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5462 | I know I should quit coffee, I'm just waiting for a sign. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5463 | Another morning at Cafe' Wall Street... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5464 | Remember our discussion on Darwinism, Steve? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5465 | What makes you think our luck will turn? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5466 | Trump is the future. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5467 | It's scary how unpredictable the world has become. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5468 | Trump, why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5469 | Never say die. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5470 | I have to at least try to do something otherwise that man on the street is going to judge me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5471 | Oh look, a promotion! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5472 | So I went to this psychic barber and when she's done she says "There, that's a super hard cut" and I said "you mean super hair cut." And she says, "no, super hard cut" and I said "hmmm..." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5473 | Dang! I can't remember her name... I'm having one of those mental 'whatchamacallits' again. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5474 | now I know why they named the place ..."Just Desserts". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5475 | Just give me one example how God could speak to us without circumventing the laws of nature. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5476 | If my wife knew, she'd kill me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5477 | We've gotta go. I get the feeling it's crunch time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5478 | You have a bright future with our company | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5479 | I will enjoy watching you die. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5480 | Speaking of "building blocks"...... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5481 | At least my migraine has finally eased. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5482 | This will wake me up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5483 | So far so good! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5484 | Well, someone finally reached China. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5485 | I can't even get the right order for my coffee. Boy, I'm a real loser, aren't I? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5486 | Careful. The meals here are heavy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5487 | Helen from upstairs said she just couldn't stand the thought of even one more lunch meeting this week, but I have a feeling it really had more to do with her feelings for me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5488 | I think I'm a few days late, but for the couple sitting on the subway tracks: You said the D train was under service this weekend and wasn't running! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5489 | I just got a job with ACME Concrete. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5490 | What's all this talk about Einstein and matter and curved spacetime? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5491 | I see big things coming your way... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5492 | As I was saying, I'm finally getting my big chance to become a silent partner.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5493 | you have a better chance of being eaten by a... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5494 | Boy do I have bad luck - today was his turn to pay for lunch ! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5495 | This first brick will be the foundation of our strong relationship. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5496 | It doesn't seem like a serious threat. I'm sure it will fizzle out soon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5497 | ... And the she says you worry so much, you sound like Chicken Little... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5498 | I'll vote for Trump when concrete blocks fly. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5499 | I have time for a quick lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5500 | I need an aha moment. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5501 | My dream was always to build something with you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5502 | Look Jack, you're wasting your breath, I just don't believe in global warming, or gravity. I'm afraid there's nothing you can say to change to mind. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5503 | She said cremation would keep everything simple. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5504 | Wait a second, I can't remember if we're covered under Medicare part A, GG, or D train!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5505 | The barista said my "grande bloque" comes with a curse. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5506 | Getting a total block on this job. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5507 | I think my luck's about to turn around. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5508 | You do have the weight of the world on you! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5509 | This is perfect....I can finally have his position as CEO. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5510 | The ACME corporation is severing your services. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5511 | Well.... I want you to know, I'm your guy to bring some real heft to the table here Bill. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5512 | I mean it's now or never, so I guess I'll do it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5513 | If you ordered a cement block for lunch, I think it was just delivered by drone. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5514 | That's why I drink coffee here...safest part of town. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5515 | I wonder if they'll split the bill | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5516 | On second thought, no deal. Go ahead and sue me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5517 | I forgot to get my usual lump of sugar. Anyway, as I was saying, God sucks... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5518 | Just how bad can decaf get, anyway? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5519 | No, I don't have anything scheduled this afternoon...why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5520 | I just don't see why we need to invest so much in infrastructure | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5521 | Trust me on this one...it's a win-win situation. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5522 | It's simply Politics as Usual - not impending doom. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5523 | It's all good. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5524 | Do you believe in devine intervention? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5525 | Your lucky day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5526 | We better sell a lot of life insurance from this. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5527 | You know you shouldn't eat that junk, right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5528 | Making helmets mandatory in coffee shops may be too little, too late. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5529 | No, I don't want a refill. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5530 | Which is the better deal, term insurance or whole life? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
5531 | Uh, I just wanted to thank you for picking this place away from the office to fire me . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5532 | After you asked for the divorce, you didn't, by chance, suggest she block out a few ideas for the settlement? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5533 | I feel like there's a ton hanging over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5534 | I tell you again "I've had it." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5535 | I'm supposed to be off caffeine, but one cup won't kill me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5536 | Hmm...I would warn him, but I know he's for Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5537 | Oh good! It looks like the housing market is rebounding. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5538 | From now on, I'm really gonna' try to just live in the moment more. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5539 | I just don't get how you can put your faith in something that never gives you any concrete evidence of its existence... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5540 | We need a concrete plan. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5541 | My jury duty case? Aren't they all scaffolding accidents?! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5542 | I'm sure the other shoe will fall soon enough. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5543 | I'm having a no good, very bad day! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5544 | So I decided to rebuild my life, brick by br — | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5545 | My wife and I are having an amicable divorce. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5546 | I feel good. Like there is nothing hanging over my head anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5547 | This may sound strange but this is the best day I've had in years | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5548 | What's this item about ceiling repair? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5549 | You have no idea how good it feels to be out from under suspicion. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5550 | So, I've been very concerned about the anvil shortage. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5551 | They say the coffee at this place is a big hit with everyone | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5552 | I'll let you know when I have some concrete information for you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5553 | 'So I said to my insurance agent, What are the odds of THAT happening?' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5554 | Our verbal agreement is still valid. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5555 | And that's why I got out of construction. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5556 | Why yes, I do work for the Acme Company. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5557 | I don't know if you have time for that. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5558 | Sorry...missed that...having a mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5559 | It's Tinder, but the scars are real. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5560 | Ow, this coffee's hot. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5561 | Sometimes it's like the sword of Damocles is hanging over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5562 | No brick has to fall on my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5563 | The moment when Larry's fantasy became reality. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5564 | I don't think I have a future... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5565 | Well, I guess he did push pretty hard for a head on that coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5566 | Hope he's voting Sanders in the primary. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5567 | Umm. . . . maybe you shouldn't have sworn to God that you'd build Trumps border wall yourself! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5568 | If I hear one more person say, "You deserve a brick today," I'm going to flip out!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5569 | What does the Last Supper have to do with our business lunch? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5570 | And then, just like that, it suddenly hit me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5571 | I have complete confidence in the building inspector. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5572 | I was thinking of downloading the horoscope app on my watch... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5573 | Maybe it's the Law and Order binge-watching, but this new 3 million dollar life insurance policy makes me paranoid. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5574 | Tom, you should really take back what you just said. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5575 | Did your order a same day delivery from Amazon? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5576 | Being laid up in the hospital for 18 months was rough, but now that I'm starting to walk again things are really looking up! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5577 | And may God strike me down for saying this, but I believe that ..... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5578 | WAITER!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5579 | Trump's campaign is on shaky ground. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5580 | I've had a lot on my mind , "I've had a lot on my mind, lately. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5581 | Yeah I get it. It's not like you've got to hit me with a brick! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5582 | Wish I could come up with a good excuse to get out of the dinner party my wife is throwing tonight. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5583 | Don't look now, but your ex-wife got a table upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5584 | I don't believe honesty is the best policy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5585 | That reminds me, got to see H&R Block by the 15th. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5586 | You voted for Trump, huh? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5587 | I'm guessing you ordered the twenty-pounder, no cheese? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5588 | Ah, coffee. This will be just the jolt I need. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5589 | And I told him flat out there was no way a trebuchet could hurl an object that far. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5590 | That's not a mental block Charles. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5591 | What is it your'e supposed to say when someone is about to be hit in the head with a brick? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5592 | "Uh-oh... it's a make or BRICK situation! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5593 | Heads or tails.................. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5594 | You know, I've had this ominous feeling all day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5595 | Let’s improve your position in pork bellies because I bet cement futures are falling. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5596 | I love my new attention deficit pills. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5597 | And that's my final word on the subject! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5598 | ...and that's the story of how I, John Olerud of the Toronto Blue Jays, finally stopped wearing a batting helmet everywhere I went. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5599 | So anyway, I just did my taxes with H & R, um, H & R... shoot, what's it called again? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5600 | I’m not superstitious, but I had a bad feeling about today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5601 | After thirty years of tests, I can finally share my breakthrough. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5602 | I get a splitting headache if I don't have my coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5603 | And then it hit me, the meaning of life is... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5604 | And after talking with her, I felt as though a great weight had been lifted off my shoulders.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5605 | Your headache is about to get worse! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5606 | It's good to be alive. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5607 | I've been having problems with the GPS on my drone deliveries. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5608 | Uh...could you just cut to the chase? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5609 | So, John Lennon was right about Instant Karma... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5610 | I think you can quit counting calories. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5611 | I don't know what to tell you, Robert. These construction defect liability laws are killing us. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5612 | A good title for your play would be Chicken a Little. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5613 | It's your turn to pick up the check, right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5614 | I'm just going to march right in there and make it clear that I'm not going anywhere. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5615 | What an odd chandelier. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5616 | I think our cyber waiter has arrived. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5617 | I think I will take that life insurance policy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5618 | Those people just bring down the block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5619 | Damn, it was supposed to be a piano. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5620 | I have these migraines and | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5621 | It can't get any worse! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5622 | Man.. I am ready for a change... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5623 | Mind your coffee, dear. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5624 | For the first time in my life, I'm in love. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5625 | Yup, you're gonna be late all right. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5626 | Sword of Damocles, Wilson. It was a sword. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5627 | Helen texted I should expect her answer anytime now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5628 | No, by all means. Keep talking about 'Infinite Jest'. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5629 | Sometimes I feel like I've just hit a wall, ya know? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5630 | Then she started blathering on about 'karma'. I mean, what a bunch of nonsense. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5631 | I usually know when the next big thing hits. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5632 | Who told Michael Crawford he was funny? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5633 | I'll need some proof that the building is structurally unsound. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5634 | Hurry up and sign the life insurance application Charles. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5635 | My doctor says that by substituting the cream with soy milk, I should add a couple years to my life. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5636 | So Nancy wants to do dinner with you and Beth next week. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5637 | Sometimes I like to dip my fingers in cold water. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5638 | I feel so lucky having run into outside my favorite lunch spot. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5639 | So, if you don't believe in evolution, do you believe in gravity? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5640 | They never leave enough room for cream. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5641 | Nothing is ever your fault. Isn't that right, Spencer? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5642 | Concrete futures-- what are you shorting? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5643 | "Well, that's a load off my chest. Next? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5644 | So...what's up? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5645 | Should I tell him a cement block is going to hit him. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5646 | Enough already with your conspiracy theories about the Masons! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5647 | Where's that darn weighter? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5648 | If only I could get some kind of sign that things are finally looking up. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5649 | Would you please look at me when I'm talking to you? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5650 | Do you know anything about tarot cards? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5651 | I like this bar. You can work here and drink. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5652 | I think you should cancel your 2 o'clock. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5653 | It's coming down faster than I thought. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5654 | What were you saying a Trump win would be like? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5655 | If I'm lucky I'll only serve six months. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5656 | Nothing annoys me more than when they bring the bill before you're finished. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5657 | I think things should be looking up! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5658 | Ehh, I'll let it fall he's a Trump supporter | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5659 | Do you ever feel that you're in the wrong place at the wrong time? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5660 | No, I can't say I've ever experienced writer's block. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5661 | I've finally gotten over that migraine I had for the last two weeks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5662 | I would have settled for the other shoe. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5663 | So I replied, ‘I don’t believe in luck.’ | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5664 | Do you think I'm a block head? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5665 | See, I told you it would be good to get out and go to a real brick and mortar establishment.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5666 | I know it's irrational, but I have this sense of dread . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5667 | You said it would have to be a quick lunch... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5668 | Do you think a concrete idea falls out of the sky? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5669 | I can't believe this. I asked for two lumps with my coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5670 | My palm reader's a phony, she said I'll be seeing stars soon and so far I've only seen a couple of D-list celebrities. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5671 | ...and next thing you know, I'm out of a job | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5672 | Yes, yes, things ARE looking up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5673 | What do you think - is term life insurance worth it or not? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5674 | You know, life can be so random sometimes.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5675 | ... and then I said, 'Besides, I'd never invest in this place until you do something about that ceiling!' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5676 | If you think life is a headache now, it could be worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5677 | My cat bit the dust. My kid totaled my car. What do you suppose is the third strike? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5678 | Well, Richard, it looks like I actually won’t be firing you today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5679 | What's your ATM pin? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5680 | All in all, I'd say things are looking up! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5681 | It doesn't take a ton of bricks to fall on me for me to see the writing on the wall. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5682 | It's not too late to Yelp. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5683 | Some fellas got no luck. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5684 | ''Wish I listened to Siri when she said stay home.'' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5685 | I think we should have asked for a better table | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5686 | Do you think men ever have to worry about the glass ceiling? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5687 | Ever since I called the whistleblower hotline I've had the feeling that something big is about to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5688 | I forgot to check my Powerball numbers. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5689 | Styrofoam, shmyrafoam. I'm so sick of your "Save the Planet" soapbox, Fred. I'll drink my coffee anyway I like. Besides, who's going to stop me? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5690 | They say cinderblocks never strike twice, so I'm not really concerned. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5691 | there is only one way to shut him up! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5692 | That junk food will kill you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5693 | Some days it just feels like the world is falling apart. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5694 | This French Onion soup will be the death of me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5695 | This isn't your day! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5696 | Ever hear of Damocles? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5697 | Call me crazy but I've always a glass half full kinda guy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5698 | Did you really want that order of the triple shot of Espresso? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5699 | Given the gravity the situation, looks like our writer's block won't be the only thing we'll be smashing through on this coffee break. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5700 | from this observation we can conclude that this building is still under construction, also GET OUT OF THE WAY | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5701 | Trump...Somehow I didn't see it coming... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5702 | Will you please pay attention? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5703 | She just ended it, out of nowhere, it really hit me hard. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5704 | Ah Jerry, the Sky "Is Falling." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5705 | Damn that Isaac Newton. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5706 | I could REALLY use a nap before going back to work today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5707 | Wrong place, wrong time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5708 | It's a normal correction, Harry. Trust me—the sky's not falling! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5709 | This year's merger is inevitable. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5710 | I get it this time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5711 | Me? I'm good. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5712 | I think she said, "Who dressed you today, because you're shirt and tie are a ridiculous combination" and that they're "out of buckwheat pancakes. You need to place another order", Eric. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5713 | What's more apparent? The fragment that will open you up or the arbiter's ersatz sentence? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5714 | Everyone calls me a blockhead at work. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5715 | Premonitions! Premonitions! Premonitions! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5716 | I really don't think things could get any worse than they already are. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5717 | You know what strikes me about this place? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5718 | Thank god he already signed the papers. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5719 | Actually, I don't think you qualify for our life insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5720 | Darn, I shoulda got that whipped cream. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5721 | I think I deserve a rest | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5722 | Look! I'm not doing this to hurt you. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
5723 | So thanks for the lunch, but I just don't need any more life insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5724 | You might want to con-CINDER a new place to sit, Joe. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5725 | I don't see anything unusual ahead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5726 | Can I have your coffee? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5727 | Where's the piano!?!?! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5728 | May I be hit by a concrete block if Trump is the next President. | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
5729 | You are going to love my Brain Surgeon! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5730 | I wish I had a more concrete idea. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5731 | I mean, it just feels like I've been dodging disaster all week. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5732 | I've often wondered what magnetic attraction would feel like. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5733 | And then it hit me... Almost like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5734 | Umm...No. I won't have what you're having. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5735 | I fudged the inspection data. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5736 | You were right, it really is good to the last drop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5737 | ...and then, the best part was, this concrete block from another cartoon panel comes loose and hits me in the head! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5738 | The metaphor is: student loans. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5739 | So anyway, my point is, you are the master of your fate. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5740 | I'd say something if he hadn't been trying to sneak coffee-farts by me all breakfast. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5741 | You say this place is called Damocles? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5742 | about this brick clause... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5743 | Where'd what come from? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5744 | What a stressful day. This is absolutely the WORST headache I've ever had! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5745 | I can feel it coming, Eddie. I'm a great songwriter and I know I'm lined up for a really big hit. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5746 | I haven't been here before. What's special about Starbricks? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5747 | I saved a lot of money signing up for a cheaper version of "Tinder." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5748 | What's my risk outlook? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5749 | Blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5750 | Opportunities just seam to fall out of the sky for me lately | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5751 | That's as concrete as I can make it." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5752 | So, how should we end this interview? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5753 | Doris keep bugging me to quit smoking. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5754 | Big brother is back | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5755 | When I tell her it's destiny, she says I'm a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5756 | I have a feeling my bad luck is soon over. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5757 | I'm feeling lucky today; the market is up! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5758 | Face it, we could both be dead tomorrow.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5759 | Trust me, you won't need the prospectus. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5760 | My wife thought I needed more life insurance. She's got a good construction job, so I'm not sure why she was so insistent. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5761 | pay attention Bill, I swear your mind just wanders... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5762 | Losing that client isn't the end of the world. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5763 | .....so Joe, I need you to sign a promissory note for the twenty thousand dollars you owe me right away. JOE! What in hell are you looking at? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5764 | It's been two weeks since the Ides of March, and I only now can.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5765 | ..then it hit me, like 1/2000 ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5766 | Send over the new will right away; I'd like to sign it asap | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5767 | Damoclese sword was not available. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5768 | I think I already have adequate insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5769 | So that's your final word on the subject? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5770 | Are you kidding? Any blockhead knows that. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5771 | "So yea, atheism has worked for me-why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5772 | Forget the new technologies--they're too disruptive. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5773 | I don't think the calories are your biggest problem | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5774 | Ironic that my favorite album is "Thick as a Brick"? Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5775 | The food here is to die for. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5776 | What did mom mean when she said never to play under an anvil tree? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
5777 | I always get blocked when its time to work on these progress reports. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5778 | This one's on you, Bud. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5779 | I ordered the heavy cream. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5780 | Will you just for once restrain yourself and let me finish my sentence. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5781 | What do I have to do to get you to look at me when I'm talking? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5782 | Lumber is up, but concrete blocks are falling! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5783 | So you never suffered from writer's block? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5784 | No question about it. Your negative attitude is going to be the death of me, Cosgrove. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5785 | Scientists report that caffeine repairs damage caused by head trauma. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5786 | I think I'm voting for Trump! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5787 | If you ask me Pre-Fab Building Products are in a startling decline...... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5788 | My wife and I were talking about the design for our new home. I was just telling her how much I hate masonry; and then it hit me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5789 | My Cinder date should be dropping by soon... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5790 | ... and our campaign to show that Creationism is a myth is finally starting to take hold. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5791 | I should have gotten a sandwich too. There's nothing worse than going to a meeting hungry. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5792 | So I tell them to calm down; The sky is not falling. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5793 | Don't you ever get tired of the same old same old every day? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5794 | This company assures me that assisted dying is a breeze. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5795 | Talking with you has removed a great weight from my shoulders. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5796 | May a cement block hit my on the head if I'm lieing. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5797 | So, anyway, after years of psychotherapy, I’m finally abandoning my sense of impending doom—my sword of Damocles, if you will. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
5798 | Who am I to argue with Dylan? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5799 | Things are looking up! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5800 | . . . and then my hopes were absolutely shattered. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5801 | MOVE aaa........block is dropping!!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5802 | If you must know, I ordered the 'Flat White'. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5803 | Sometimes I feel like that Joe Btfsplk character in the Li'l Abner cartoon strip... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5804 | Quick - what's your phone password? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5805 | Quit ignoring me like I'm some sort of block head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5806 | I guess my PA did block off this working lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5807 | Jerry, enough with the metaphors already. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5808 | and another thing that i don't like....................... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5809 | Yup...got fired. How come I never see these things coming? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5810 | So, how much do we owe the IRS this year? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
5811 | I know, if I just sit here, the solution will just jump into my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5812 | And then it hit me like a... like a... what's the word again? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5813 | Decisions, decisions. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5814 | My favorite song? Its now or never! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5815 | That's rediculous...nobody can see anything before it happens.... | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
5816 | Hey, look at this! 15 minutes can save you 15% on car insurance! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5817 | No one in the modern world feels sympathy with the plight of Damocles than we architects. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5818 | She threatened to block me on Tinder. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5819 | Well Joe, things could be worse; a large block of cement could fall on your head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5820 | Act of Trump | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5821 | I quit drinking, and I haven't had a headache in weeks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5822 | I just can't seem to find anything that works for my anxiety. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5823 | She's always using 'literally' when she means 'figuratively'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5824 | My wife complains that I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5825 | Thats going to hurt.. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5826 | Uh oh! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5827 | I may have missed a payment on my term life...why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5828 | I'm tellin' you Joe, I don't know how my day can get any worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5829 | I feel like a brick is going to fall on my head... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5830 | I'm tellin' ya. The idea just hit me! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5831 | I'n worried that this lunch is giving me indigestion! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5832 | I keep hoping inspiration for the new cement ad campaign hits me over the head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5833 | Stop daydreaming, Hal. Please look at me when I'm talking to you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5834 | I really like the ambiance here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5835 | Huh. My ideas always come as lightbulbs. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5836 | Have I told you what a scam life insurance is? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5837 | It's hard to explain...I just feel like this big weight is coming down on me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5838 | After losing my job yesterday, I guess I'm immune from having anything bad happen to me for awhile!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5839 | Dont be a Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5840 | Wife left me, lost my job, the dog ran away...what next? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5841 | So, goodbye... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5842 | Yeah, I woke up feeling like today's my lucky day! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5843 | I get it. I don't have to be hit with a sledgehammer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5844 | Ever hear of writer's block? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
5845 | I'm experiencing a premonition. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5846 | . . . and then, on Tuesday, I'm gonna . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5847 | So, Tom, I want to affirm your decision to buy life insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5848 | Now she says that I'm turning into a blockhead ! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5849 | I woke up feeling unlucky this morning - I wonder why. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5850 | What do ya mean, "Problem solved"? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5851 | .....I think it's for you..... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5852 | Ok, Ok, I get your point. You don't have to drop a ton of bricks on me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5853 | On my mother's grave I can assure you there are no hidden costs in the deal. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5854 | I think your days of waiting to be hit on the head with an idea are over. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5855 | You know Bob, sometimes it feels like everything I build just crumbles. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5856 | Nice! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5857 | But, I really do have something on my mind. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5858 | take it or leave it!! | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
5859 | What?...Trump's experience with building qualifies him ??? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5860 | I’ll be suing this cafe in 5, 4, 3, 2… | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5861 | There is no way this year gets any worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5862 | Every day we have on earth is a gift from above! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5863 | I'm just waiting for something concrete to hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5864 | You know George, I've been thinking of making a radical lifestyle change. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5865 | The chance of his winning the election is about the same as my being hit in the head by a falling cinder block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5866 | So he says I can write off the entire cruise as a business expense as long as I meet with the CFO in Acapulco. But I need that like a hole in the head.. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5867 | FOX News say ISIS is the #1 threat to America | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5868 | Let's move to another table! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5869 | I've always said a drone could never do a waiter's job. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5870 | I hate to brag, but my people tell me it's going to take a miracle to stop me now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5871 | did you forget to order the HARD HAT AREA signage? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5872 | All this caffeine is going to kill me one day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5873 | And then the waitress said: "You want a flat white? I'll give you a flat white". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5874 | As to construction costs, I firmly believe that what goes up must come down. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5875 | We're making a little head way, "I think you're right". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5876 | Are you hungry? What made you think of duck? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5877 | I'm not worried about Trump. I think karma's going to get him. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5878 | Separate checks, please. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5879 | Unfortunately the conclusion would continue to elude them on the subject of Kant's Causal Theory of Time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5880 | We have no choice but to remain optimistic, don't you think? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5881 | I certainly don't know what could be worse than the construction dust? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5882 | My therapist says I keep putting women on a pedestal and then the world comes crashing down on me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5883 | President Trump? The odds are a zillion to one. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5884 | I told her I needed faster download speed to stream work videos. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5885 | I am having a mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5886 | Look Jim, I know this is bad, but the sky isn't falling... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5887 | Oops. More cutbacks | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5888 | And then it hits me, figuratively, like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5889 | The way things have gone for me lately I don’t see how there could be anything bad left to happen to me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5890 | I think there's something you're not telling me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5891 | Pessimism is getting me nowhere. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5892 | Hey, why are you always calling me a blockhead? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5893 | Bottom line, I see myself as a strict constructionist. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5894 | If there is a God, she's a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5895 | Things are looking up! Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5896 | She keeps giving me these signals... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5897 | Did you say, you renewed your life insurance policy? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5898 | I mean, what's the worst that could happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5899 | Let's discuss the infrastructure bill. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5900 | Hmm. Both Yelp and the horoscopes were right. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5901 | You're taking forever! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5902 | So I said to my broker "Everything you recommended been fallen all week !" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5903 | Just sayin', you shouldn't have to tip for service. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5904 | I keep wondering, why me? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5905 | I feel like I'm finally on the cusp of a big break, something really concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5906 | She said that nothing would get through my thick skull. I hope that she's right. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5907 | I can't help feel something's up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5908 | How about that, some divine inspiration. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5909 | You keep telling me to get some life insurance, but I think I'll wait a bit. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5910 | I'm so bored, I just wish something would happen. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5911 | I know it's wrong to just wait for my next great idea to hit me, but I just can't come up with anything concrete! | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
5912 | I wish I could get out of having to do a presentation this afternoon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5913 | They promised a counter offer before noon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5914 | I think you ought to cut short your lunch break. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5915 | THERE GOES THE AIRCONDITIONING. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5916 | The Bronze Plan. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5917 | Sounds good. But at this restaurant its called 'canard'. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | Joe, do you understand the gravity of the situation? | 2.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
1 | If I am lying then let God strike me dead! | 2.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
2 | I'm told the coffee here is to die for. | 2.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
3 | You know that artificial sweetener will kill ya. | 2.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
4 | The wife said her lawyer would be dropping something off today... | 2.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
5 | There is nothing worse than paying five dollars for coffee | 2.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
6 | In construction it's the overhead that kills you. | 2.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
7 | How many lumps did you say you wanted again? | 2.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 |
8 | Good news. I got my cholesterol down below 200. | 2.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
9 | I mean, what's the worst that could happen? | 2.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
10 | This café is always hit or miss. | 2.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
11 | I'm being terminated. | 2.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
12 | Roses. Why? | 2.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
13 | So far the divorce has been surprisingly civil. | 2.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
14 | I'm learning to just live in the moment. | 2.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
15 | Is there time for a cappuccino? | 2.3333 | 0.66667 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
16 | My LDL is a little high. | 2.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
17 | Tell me, can this day get any worse? | 2.3333 | 0.66667 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
18 | Wait. It'll come to me in a second. | 2.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
19 | I will e-mail your raise and the promotion to HR this afternoon. | 2.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
20 | My friends call me Lucky. | 2.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
21 | So, what's the BAD news? | 2.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
22 | Let's order dessert first! | 2.2500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
23 | And that's when it hit me! | 2.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
24 | I just scored tickets to 'Hamilton.' | 2.2500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
25 | Overhead is killing us. | 2.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
26 | I've been having an affair with the wife of a cartoonist. | 2.2500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
27 | I specifically requested a second lump. | 2.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
28 | So thanks for the lunch, but I just don't need any more life insurance. | 2.2500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
29 | Remember when flying toaster screensavers were cool? | 2.2500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
30 | I'm convinced the link between caffeine and headaches is inconclusive. | 2.2500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
31 | It's actually been a nice little Monday. | 2.2500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
32 | The divorce was very amicable. Why do you ask? | 2.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
33 | Duck? No, I ordered roast beef. | 2.2500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
34 | I quit eating pastrami. That stuff will kill you. | 2.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
35 | Then it struck me, I should be a personal injury lawyer! | 2.2500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
36 | Yes, that IS my final answer. | 2.2500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
37 | There's really nothing worse than bad coffee. | 2.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
38 | Nothing could make this day worse for me. | 2.2000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
39 | I'm telling you, our infrastructure is crumbling. It's a wonder no one gets hurt. | 2.2000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
40 | Did you know that UPS has started testing Delivery Drones for its deliveries to Construction Sites? | 2.2000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
41 | I need concrete evidence that she's cheating on me. | 2.2000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
42 | I'll be brief. | 2.2000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
43 | You mean that figuratively, of course. | 2.2000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
44 | But at least I have my health. | 2.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 1 |
45 | Relax, Chicken Little. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
46 | Carl is completely oblivious to the best selfie moment he will ever have. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
47 | Nope. Definitely don't want to switch seats. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
48 | If there is a God, she's a blockhead. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
49 | Bill, your problem is that you always act as if the sky is falling. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
50 | May God drop a cinderblock on my head if I am lying. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
51 | Whatever. It's just a cartoon. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
52 | Yeah, I walk under ladders. So what? | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
53 | Well, I think it's about time for me to go. | 2.0000 | 0.31623 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
54 | Yeah, the stars are lined up on this one. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
55 | Yes, I designed this building--but I don't consider it my best work. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
56 | It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
57 | You know you shouldn't eat that junk, right? | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
58 | Finally, I can retire! | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
59 | Sometimes diet and exercise just isn't enough. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
60 | Any final thoughts? | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
61 | I'm changing my will tomorrow and leaving everything to you. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
62 | We've gotta go. I get the feeling it's crunch time. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
63 | How's your little chicken sandwich? | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
64 | This very well could be the Cubs' year. | 2.0000 | 0.31623 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
65 | I dunno. There must be some metaphor for a Trump presidential win. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
66 | I was considering how we might cut building costs, and then it hit me! | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
67 | The NFL is right. How do you really know if you got a concussion? | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
68 | I don't see how today could get any worse. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
69 | I wish there was a way to guarantee that I don't outlive my retirement savings. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
70 | So let me tell you about this horrible day I've had. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
71 | Writer's block? I don't believe in it. Why do you ask? | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
72 | The worst part is not knowing when the other shoe is going to drop. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
73 | I'm only a block away | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
74 | This time I ordered it with crushed ice. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
75 | How many lumps did you ask for? | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
76 | Oh, good, you see it, too. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
77 | I'm really feeling groggy today, I hope this coffee gives me a jolt. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
78 | Did your chair have an X on it, too? | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
79 | I'm sure the other shoe will fall soon enough. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
80 | So you never suffered from writer's block? | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
81 | It'll come to me in a second. | 2.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
82 | You're right, I need to stop worrying and start living. | 2.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
83 | I've always made sure I'm in the right place at the right time. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
84 | The doc said to cut out the fat, sweets, and carbs, take a brisk walk four times a week, start a daily Mindfulness practice, and I will live a long and healthy life. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
85 | You might want to reconsider your blasphemy. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
86 | Deep down inside, I guess I'm an optimist. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
87 | You ever feel like things just hit you out of the blue? | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
88 | Where’s the thrill, Bob? Where’s the excitement? | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
89 | I wish there were a way to block everything out of my head. | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
90 | One lump or two... | 2.0000 | 0.31623 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
91 | Did we forget to tip the last time we were here? | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
92 | I'm headed for the graveyard shift | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
93 | 'So I said to my insurance agent, What are the odds of THAT happening?' | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
94 | The problem is that idealists like you, Walter, seldom offer a single, concrete idea. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
95 | i think my smart watch is broken, it just says duck | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
96 | Duck? Yeah--It's excellent here. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
97 | You never look at me anymore when I'm talking to you. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
98 | Quick question: any last words? | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
99 | "Do you think it's risky if I blow off the block party? | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
100 | Do we have time for dessert? | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
101 | ``Sorry if I sound negative. Things are actually going pretty good.'' | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
102 | Before I tell you where I buried the treasure.... | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
103 | Pass the mortar. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
104 | It all makes sense now. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
105 | One last thought... | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
106 | This French Onion soup will be the death of me. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
107 | I took care of the bricklayers union, no prob | 2.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
108 | Uhhh...forget the WRITER'S block... | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
109 | Sales are down, but its not like the roofs caving in | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
110 | Oddly enough, we finished the building with a few materials unaccounted for. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
111 | I want your honest opinion. Do you think I'm paranoid? | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
112 | You got any aspirin? I feel a massive headache coming on. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
113 | And since I'm the only one who knows your little secret... | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
114 | I've decided to apologize to Putin. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
115 | Well, I'm voting for Trump. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
116 | "Impactful?" What does that even mean? | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
117 | Decent offer, but the horoscope today said I should be more hardheaded. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
118 | Do you think I was too hard on the waitress? | 2.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
119 | Tip? I've been coming here 10 years, this exact seat - never tipped. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
120 | My doctor says caffeine will kill me. I think he's wrong. | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
121 | And the last thing I want to say is ... | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
122 | Seriously, can you think of anything less likely than Donald Trump becoming President? | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
123 | Mind not drumming your fingers on the table like that? Going to give me a headache. | 2.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
124 | I'm having the Special | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
125 | Listen, life insurance is obsolete. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
126 | I don't think they serve duck here... | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
127 | I think my wife is having an affair with a mason... | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
128 | It's the overhead that's gonna kill me | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
129 | I'm serious-- that fast food is going to kill you. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
130 | I always take one lump with my coffee. | 2.0000 | 0.31623 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
131 | Don't move. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
132 | No. I don't believe I care for duck. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
133 | ...and the overhead could kill us. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
134 | O.K.....I'll pick up the tab next time. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
135 | Shouldn't we both be concerned about overhead? | 2.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
136 | Sure, we can leave anytime. Why? | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
137 | Let me give you a concrete example. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
138 | The next one's on you. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
139 | I'm probably just being paranoid. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
140 | My life's never been better, but I'm just worried other shoe's going to drop. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
141 | Don't you know that stuff will kill you? | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
142 | My eyes are down here. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
143 | I should have ordered something lighter. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
144 | I'm proud to say I got this place built three months ahead of schedule and at thirty-five percent below budget. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
145 | My doctor told me to stop worrying. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
146 | It's good to be alive. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
147 | Downsized from work, Jill wants a divorce... It makes you wonder what might be next. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
148 | I'm thinking about cutting back on the caffeine. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
149 | How does my hair look? | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
150 | MetLife. Why do you ask? | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
151 | They were out of donuts. How can this day get any worse? | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
152 | I just finally feel like things are becoming more concrete. | 1.8000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 |
153 | I don't know what to do - she just keeps dropping these things on me out of nowhere. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
154 | I'd give anything to get out of this project. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
155 | ... but all in all, I have to say that things are looking up. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
156 | I'm gonna need you to be my eyes and ears on this one, Bill. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
157 | Yes, it was a little strange last night. All the fortune cookie said was, "Look Up!!" | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
158 | What do ya mean, "Problem solved"? | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
159 | So where are we at in our lawsuit against Looney Tunes? | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
160 | Like you said, it happens. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
161 | I could swear I saw my first wife, in a hard hat, go upstairs. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
162 | At least I have my health. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
163 | I forgot to mention, I sign the life insurance papers tomorrow. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
164 | There's something I've been meaning to tell you. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
165 | No really, I have the worst luck. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
166 | I was just fired , now what? | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
167 | ...interesting question... is there anything super quick to do on my bucket list... | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
168 | My wife's latest hobby has been estate planning. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
169 | I feel more validated now that my wife increased my life insurance. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
170 | Then she said, "You're always so clueless." | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
171 | Sometimes I think things can't get any worse. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
172 | You might want to move your cell phone. | 1.8000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 |
173 | They take it personal if you don't leave a big enough tip | 1.8000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 |
174 | Nothing wakes me up like that first cup of coffee. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
175 | It's more than a job. For me, risk management is a calling. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
176 | They promised a counter offer before noon. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
177 | ...So after two disastrous marriages, my job being terminated and the BMW being totaled, I think I'm finally out of the woods... | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
178 | Just once I'd like to receive a "heads up" about something ahead of time. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
179 | I'll get the check! | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
180 | It's time you quit interrupting me. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
181 | That's my final offer! | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
182 | I swear that this is the last day I am eating here. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
183 | I think the management welcomed my criticism of the macchiato. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
184 | Well, Richard, it looks like I actually won’t be firing you today. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
185 | I built this place for $200,000 under our bid. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
186 | The coffee here is to die for. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
187 | So I can finally enjoy a nice restaurant for lunch now that I've cancelled my life insurance premium. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
188 | Why are you surprised I fired that coyote from the ACME group. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
189 | I heard this place is known for its flat white. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
190 | I hear too much caffeine can kill you. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
191 | I'm not so sure "getting them to pay for that wall" was such a good idea. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
192 | I pray to God someone cures my migraine. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
193 | Then I told my agent that I need more life insurance like I need a hole in the head. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
194 | I told the barista to surprise me | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
195 | This building is my legacy. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
196 | I just came back from my annual check up ..doc says i'll live to be a hundred. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
197 | I don't think you fully grasp the gravity of the situation. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
198 | Let me think about that for a minute. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
199 | So I skip the tip and tell her she's one brick shy of a load. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
200 | I have discovered the identity of God and the true meaning of life in... | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
201 | I can't believe this. I asked for two lumps with my coffee. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
202 | Ironically, I feel a great weight has been lifted from me. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
203 | This place never fails to surprise you. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
204 | Just once, I wish a lunch meeting would end with something concrete. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
205 | You move! I'm perfectly comfortable. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
206 | I just read that gravity is just a scientific theory, not an actual law. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
207 | Maybe I'm too optimistic, but I feel like that dark cloud over my head has finally left. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
208 | No, not writer's block, I think it's something else. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
209 | What's the worst-case scenario? | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
210 | They say coffee's actually good for you -- it's the sugar you have to watch out for. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
211 | Losing that client isn't the end of the world. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
212 | So she says, 'one lump or two?' | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
213 | I'd give anything not to have to go back to the office. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
214 | I love this place. Everything’s half off during the remodel. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
215 | Life is... | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
216 | Finally signed the will yesterday. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
217 | Either I get a concrete proposal from these guys or I'm out! | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
218 | An extra coffee break never killed anyone. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
219 | We need a blockbuster. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
220 | I can't believe you use artificial sweetener. That stuff will kill you. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
221 | My best ideas hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
222 | Fortunately, she seems very amicable about the divorce. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
223 | Thanks again for changing seats with me. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
224 | As long as there's no second panel, I'll be fine. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
225 | I'm serious, Bob, I think someone's trying to kill me. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
226 | I wish my luck would change | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
227 | I'd better be getting home before it rains. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
228 | Damn! She made my skinny latte with 2%. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
229 | I know that worried look, Fred, but save it for after lunch, okay? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
230 | You can only imagine the stress that I'm under. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
231 | What, like another cup of coffee's gonna kill me? | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
232 | For the first time in my life, I'm in love. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
233 | It can't get any worse! | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
234 | I'm wondering what will hit next. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
235 | 32 feet per second per second. Why? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
236 | And today, I pick up my big fat Lotto check. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
237 | Oh, don't worry about it. My horoscope says today's my lucky day! | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
238 | Couldn't you be more concrete | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
239 | Something tells me I'm not gonna make partner. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
240 | Don't worry, this one's on me. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
241 | We've come up with some preliminary ideas, but nothing concrete, yet. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
242 | I eat sensibly, I don't smoke or drink, and I have the blood pressure and metabolism of a teen-ager. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
243 | I feel like I'm in a loony tunes cartoon. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
244 | The contracts are signed, what can possibly go wrong? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
245 | So I decided to rebuild my life, brick by br — | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
246 | I think the worst is over. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
247 | I'm not leaving a tip. Karma shmarma. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
248 | Accident insurance, why do you ask? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
249 | Well, God strike me down if I'm wrong, but I think he really will make America great again. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
250 | JUST SIGN IT. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
251 | What did you order for dessert? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
252 | All I know is that between getting fired and Mary leaving me, I don't think I can handle another crushing blow. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
253 | just give me something concrete to go on... | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
254 | It's all about knowing when the next big thing is gonna hit. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
255 | If I don't cement this deal soon, my boss will knock my block off! | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
256 | So anyway, my point is, you are the master of your fate. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
257 | ..she says she will build one. He says he won't build one. But I tell ya, what we really need, is a sign from above. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
258 | There was something in today's horoscope that I definitely don't understand. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
259 | I never tip here | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
260 | Maybe you're right. Maybe I should stop being so pessimistic. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
261 | If only God would give me a sign that I'm doing the right thing... | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
262 | Last night I solved the Goldbach conjecture. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
263 | It's gonna be an Excedrin kind of day. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
264 | We were lucky to get a table. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
265 | I'm sorry Bill, there's just no openings right now at the firm | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
266 | No one EVER notices the severed finger on the table... | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
267 | What I'm about to tell you will change the world. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
268 | I've been lucky. I've never experienced writer's block. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
269 | Which is the better deal, term insurance or whole life? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
270 | Grow up Johnson, I'm not falling for that old, made you look, made you look gag | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
271 | I'd give anything to not have to go back to work today. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
272 | Things are looking up, Bob. I've finally gotten over the divorce, the cancer is in remission, and I've had some very promising job interviews. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
273 | At least I've still got my faith. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
274 | So, how do you like the Karma Cafe? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
275 | Can you believe it ... fired before lunch. How can today get any worse? | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
276 | Do you hear a slide whistle? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
277 | I think we are getting a gentle hint to vacate the table! | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
278 | The coffee at this place is to die for. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
279 | Thank you for making me your beneficiary | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
280 | Yes, I think she took it pretty well, but you know Marcie, it is hard to read her face at the best of times | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
281 | I call tails | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
282 | I ordered the chef's surprise whatever that is. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
283 | I mean... put yourself in my place. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
284 | Duck? No, I'm leaning toward the chicken. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
285 | I can't see how this day could possibly get any worse. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
286 | When she left this morning I asked myself: "what could be worse ?" | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
287 | Karma schmarma. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
288 | What on Earth did you say to that coyote? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
289 | I really hope something comes my way soon. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
290 | The way things have gone for me lately I don’t see how there could be anything bad left to happen to me. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
291 | I always sit here. It's my lucky table. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
292 | You will not believe the week I've had. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
293 | Normally, I wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this! | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
294 | My wife is dating a contractor. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
295 | I'm gonna be crushed if I don't get that promotion. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
296 | Ever get the feeling that it's just going to be one of those days? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
297 | And I told that Fortune Teller that I wasn't going to pay her because it was imposs.... | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
298 | My investments are up, my cholesterol is down... things are starting to fall into place. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
299 | Any idea why they call it “The Sadist’s Surprise Café”? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
300 | Yeah, but moving is such a headache. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
301 | I didn't tip the barista. Why do you ask? | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
302 | The thing is, people never think about infrastructure until it impacts them directly. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
303 | I switched to decaf for my health. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
304 | For once, give me something concrete. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
305 | my attorney guarantees a simple, concrete solution | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
306 | Why do you insurance guys always end up talking about risk and prudent planning ? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
307 | Trump is the future. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
308 | Did I tell you I finally paid off my student loans? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
309 | Just once I wish you'd let me have the last word | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
310 | Mark my words, all this doomsday talk just has to stop. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
311 | I'll sign power of attorney over to you when we get back to the office. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
312 | What do I have to do to get you to look at me when I'm talking? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
313 | You wouldn't believe my luck lately. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
314 | I never tip here. Why do you ask? | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
315 | I mean, this day just can't get any worse. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
316 | My new will leaves everything to the Mason Beneficial Society. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
317 | Do you want to know what my horoscope said today? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
318 | "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head" -- that song is driving me crazy. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
319 | Im sorry our cutbacks at OSHA affected you. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
320 | Boy, I wish this day would end already. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
321 | I've got the check, Doug. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
322 | My broker says the bad news is finally behind us. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
323 | Is it bigger than a breadbox? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
324 | So you're not laying me off, after all? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
325 | Nice try, Jeff. April fool. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
326 | And then it hit me, the meaning of life is... | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
327 | Next time, my treat. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
328 | Ever have one of those days? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
329 | No, theoretical physics will have a much greater impact than applied physics. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
330 | They know me here. I don't even bother to tip anymore. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
331 | I think my wife is cheating on me. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
332 | Why the long face? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
333 | Could you provide me with something more concrete? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
334 | It's been such a good week, I keep looking over my shoulder. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
335 | Hypotheticals won't work here. The boss wants something concrete. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
336 | And that's my final word on the subject! | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
337 | I need for you to understand that I'm running out of time. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
338 | You know, it still hasn't hit me that I won the lottery this morning. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
339 | I would have settled for the other shoe. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
340 | I think you should cancel your 2 o'clock. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
341 | Yes, my name is Chick Little, why do you ask? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
342 | Today I decided to start working out. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
343 | Life's too short to be worrying about everything. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
344 | Actually since going vegan I feel so much better. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
345 | I've never felt better in my life, why? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
346 | I think I'm going to start eating healthier. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
347 | Got any concrete ideas? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
348 | Great business; but its the overhead that kills you! | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
349 | Say what? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
350 | You know, I just have this lucky feeling. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
351 | I've been looking for a concrete answer to the question "'Do I make a difference?" | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
352 | We should have waited for a booth. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
353 | I think they took my complaint quite seriously | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
354 | Would it hurt to ask for one concrete solution to my problems? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
355 | And then it literally hit me... | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
356 | I'd get that coffee to go... | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
357 | You never look at me when I'm talking. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
358 | I'm sick of waiting for a sign from the universe. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
359 | I mean it. I really don't see how this day could get any worse. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
360 | Tom celebrates his court victory over the Masons' union. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
361 | TRUMP???That'll happen when Trump Tower falls where we're sitting!!! | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
362 | I'm finished. How about you? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
363 | And, great news, right after lunch I'm going to change my will and make you the beneficiary. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
364 | I'll be there, barring the unforeseen. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
365 | My ex keeps telling me I should try this place. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
366 | I wouldn't worry about the sales figures. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
367 | Please consider that I'm--not--speaking metaphorically | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
368 | I'm pretty sure she doesn't know about Melissa. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
369 | We need a concrete plan. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
370 | You should keep the cover on so you don't spill it | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
371 | Why did you want to switch seats? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
372 | $3.25 for coffee? This is the last time I'm ever coming here. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
373 | I feel like my future is up in the air. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
374 | I want to be more open-minded. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
375 | You have to listen because I am not going to repeat myself. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
376 | So you think I should renew my life insurance policy? | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
377 | I can't seem to get over this mental block. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
378 | This interview is over. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
379 | For once, I'm going to pick up the tab. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
380 | For the last time, Felix, look at me when I'm talking to you! | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
381 | There's never a good time to talk about life insurance. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
382 | I need hard evidence before I act. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
383 | The last supper. That's an odd name for a restaurant, right? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
384 | Put yourself in my place. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
385 | You never know, you could get hit by a bus | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
386 | So I told her, 'Here's a tip, honey. Get a real job.' | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
387 | If only God would send me a sign, Larry. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
388 | I just don't feel like I have a future here | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
389 | And I finally paid off my student loan this week. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
390 | It's a no-brainer. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
391 | Yes, double indemnity. Why do you ask? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
392 | I asked for one lump. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
393 | Dont worry, Lunch is on Me! | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
394 | A will, no why? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
395 | I hate to tell you this, Simmonds, but--you're fired. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
396 | I guess I'll sleep when I'm dead. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
397 | My ex-wife highly recommended this place. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
398 | I've got to stop waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
399 | I like your position on this one. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
400 | I just need one concrete idea , just one ! | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
401 | You know, Frank, I don't know how this week could get any worse. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
402 | So, if we can just steer clear of the unforeseen... | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
403 | You ever think about just not going back to work after lunch? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
404 | Do you think the mob works weekends? | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
405 | Hey, pay attention when I'm talking to you. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
406 | Carl is oblivious to the best selfie moment he will ever have. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
407 | I'd do anything to get out of that meeting. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
408 | So, worst case scenario, what do you foresee? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
409 | " I just don't seem to be able to get out from under". | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
410 | Eat up. They discourage lingering. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
411 | Ok, so....big deal, God plays dice with the universe. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
412 | He was paying for lunch. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
413 | Believe it or not but I'll get the check this time. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
414 | Did you ever have the feeling that your world is collapsing around you? | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
415 | Do we have time to eat or should we take it "to go"? | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
416 | I feel like the whole world is crumbling around me. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
417 | You know, this coffee is good to the last drop... | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
418 | Are you sure that is rain hitting the roof? | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
419 | Mindfulness allows me to live each day as if it were my last. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
420 | I hope we get our food soon. I don't have much time." | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
421 | How's the market today? | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
422 | Too abstract. Let's try for something a little more concrete. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
423 | ...and not only is he my true idol, I think Trump is downright sexy. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
424 | Actually, our research shows football is no more dangerous than drinking coffee in a diner. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
425 | To be honest, my mind is often my Achilles' heel. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
426 | Unless it's a light bulb I don't want to know. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
427 | Finally, I've quit smoking, drinking and I've started working out. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
428 | The last thing I need is another headache. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
429 | My entire life has been so predictable.......! | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
430 | This little place deserves more publicity. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
431 | As an author, I’ve been lucky. Never suffered from writer’s block. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
432 | Really? Yelp reviews can be anonymous? | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
433 | I think my luck's about to turn around. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
434 | There's time to make changes ... nothing is set in concrete. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
435 | I just feel I need something more concrete | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
436 | They say Jackson Pollock used to eat here for inspiration. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
437 | Of course I'll sign. What's the hurry? | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
438 | Everything's up in the air. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
439 | You know, the hydrogenated fat in that muffin will take years off of your life. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
440 | If they ran out of liver wurst again, just kill me now. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
441 | She seemed happy with the terms of the divorce. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
442 | It looks like they took your complaint seriously. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
443 | If it's the last thing I say... | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
444 | Bob, at the risk of sounding like a new feminist, I think you should lean in. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
445 | So I take an extra five minutes for lunch. What's the worst that can happen? | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
446 | This day couldn't get any worse. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
447 | I've led a charmed life. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
448 | So, let's talk life insurance. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
449 | Would you mind grabbing the check? I"ll get it next time. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
450 | So, I'm worried about my cholesterol... | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
451 | I've blocked out all next week for a little downtime. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
452 | I don't know. You think I'm lucky? | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
453 | Since I met Joanne, my luck has changed completely | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
454 | Do we usually tip here? | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
455 | Enough already with your conspiracy theories about the Masons! | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
456 | So, John Lennon was right about Instant Karma... | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
457 | Don't worry, I will take it to the grave. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
458 | I'm going to splurge and order a Danish; it won't kill me! | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
459 | I can't imagine what else could go wrong today! | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
460 | Sure, the market's in turmoil, but it's not like the sky is falling. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
461 | I finally got a good nights sleep. " I feel great". | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
462 | ...and once my firm reworks their labor deal, the contractor's union will never know what hit them. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
463 | Lemme tell ya, Al, this latte is to die for. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
464 | Do you think we should worry about Zika virus? | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
465 | Well, live for the moment, I always say. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
466 | Because this 20% tipping thing has run amok. Why do you ask? | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
467 | Probably best to keep the cover on your coffee. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
468 | Whatever you do, don't criticize his son. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
469 | Styrofoam, shmyrafoam. I'm so sick of your "Save the Planet" soapbox, Fred. I'll drink my coffee anyway I like. Besides, who's going to stop me? | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
470 | Ever get the feeling some days that you're a brick shy of a load? | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
471 | You optimists are always looking up! | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
472 | I think I will take that life insurance policy. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
473 | Good news, my cholesterol is... | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
474 | Why in such a hurry for me to sign the bill? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
475 | A month off would be gift from heaven. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
476 | Did I tell you I had my anti-Trump letter published in the Times this morning? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
477 | I don't know what it is, man. I think I might be getting depressed. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
478 | Could you explain the "act of God" clause again? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
479 | My doctor recommends I cut back on the gluten. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
480 | So I tell them to calm down; The sky is not falling. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
481 | It suddenly hit me like a ton of bricks | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
482 | I've got a feeling something is in the air ... | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
483 | I forgot my wallet, would you mind..? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
484 | No more drinks for me, I feel a headache coming on. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
485 | So I said, "Like I'm supposed to walk all the way around the ladder?" | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
486 | My psychic told me I'm going to have a lot on my mind today. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
487 | I feel things are finally starting to go my way. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
488 | The hardest part is not knowing whether I'm going to outlive my money. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
489 | Is there anything worse than writer's block? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
490 | Sometimes I feel like such a block head. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
491 | With the divorce final, I think we can now be friends. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
492 | i need something stronger than coffee to get me going today | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
493 | I feel like the answer to all my problems will hit me any second. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
494 | I just need a lucky break. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
495 | But next round on me | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
496 | And then it hit me... | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
497 | Could this day get any worse? | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
498 | You seem distracted | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
499 | I can't believe how lucky I am to have pulled off this deal. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
500 | I am going to stop living in the future. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
501 | All of a sudden it hit me! | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
502 | Oh well I guess there';s worse things then being laid off | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
503 | If God exists, I need some concrete evidence. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
504 | I don't like to be a doomsayer, but.... | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
505 | Didn't you tell her to use Dropbox? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
506 | I got rid of the motorcycle. Too dangerous. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
507 | I've been thinking about my future. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
508 | Did you hear the fat lady sing? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
509 | I'm telling you, my life can't get any worse. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
510 | Do you think I tipped enough? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
511 | Don't look now, but there's a guy behind you who looks exactly like the Grim Reaper. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
512 | You know it's great to be an insurance agent. I'm covered for anything. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
513 | I just don't feel a thing until I have my first cup of coffee | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
514 | No, it's been a miserable week. But at least it can't get any worse. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
515 | If I could only have a sign... | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
516 | I've decided my best days are ahead of me. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
517 | I don't tip | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
518 | Of course I have a will, why do you ask? | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
519 | I fired the contractor. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
520 | I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
521 | Is there something you're not telling me? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
522 | This will wake me up. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
523 | At least I still have my health. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
524 | So, tell me something I don't know. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
525 | Actuarially speaking, I've got another good 40 years ahead of me. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
526 | There's nothing worse than a cold cup of coffee. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
527 | And the bad news? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
528 | I feel like things are finally looking up. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
529 | I can't imagine anything worse than Trump. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
530 | This is my final offer. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
531 | Don't worry, they won't come after you unless something happens to me. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
532 | Something, anything, to break the routine. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
533 | Sometimes I just need a wake-up call. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
534 | So I asked myself, what could be worse? | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
535 | Heads? What do you mean "heads"? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
536 | Finally, I feel like nothing is just hanging over me anymore. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
537 | Nothing is ever your fault. Isn't that right, Spencer? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
538 | So should I go with the whole or the term? | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
539 | I don't know - I just have that feeling the other shoe is going to drop soon. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
540 | I saw this fortune teller yesterday and she said I should drink less coffee. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
541 | So I made an anti-cementic remark. Big deal. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
542 | You gotta live in the moment, Stu. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
543 | How does that Damocles story end? | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
544 | Should I cash in my 401(k) or not? I need some kind of sign. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
545 | Not falling for your lame April Fool this year buddy! | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
546 | Unfortunately I had to let my insurance lapse. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
547 | I regret calling him a blockhead, but he doesn't seem to harbor any ill feeling. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
548 | So...what's up? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
549 | You know those divorce papers you think your wife is trying to serve you with . . . | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
550 | Who's the Chicken Little now? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
551 | How's my day? So far, so good... | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
552 | They have a table time limit. But I've never seen it enforced. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
553 | It looks good on paper Bob, but I'm going to have to sleep on it. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
554 | I'm not sure we understand the gravity of the situation. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
555 | Lately I've been thinking a lot about mortality. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
556 | My doctor said I have six months to live. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
557 | The waiter says he can cure my hiccups. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
558 | I'm certain my wife has no idea I'm cheating on her. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
559 | My migraine's gone! | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
560 | There may be some lingering resentment.... | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
561 | What could go wrong? | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
562 | Why yes, this table was reserved under "Wile E. Coyote". Why do you ask? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
563 | I find comfort in this rut | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
564 | I make my own luck. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
565 | I'll let you know when I have some concrete information for you. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
566 | Should we look at the dessert menu? | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
567 | If I am lying, may God strike me dead. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
568 | I'll pick up the tab today, Bill. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
569 | Did you forget to tip the barista? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
570 | Then again, it's not the end of the world. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
571 | And as if things couldn't get worse, I can't get the lid off this coffee. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
572 | Do you have anything for a headache? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
573 | You will never believe where I hid the money. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
574 | Decaf! Can this day get any worse? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
575 | Who calls someone "blockhead" these days? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
576 | What's supposed to happen once you've done everything on your Bucket List? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
577 | Cinder what ? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
578 | now here's something that's going to hit you like a brick | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
579 | What a week! Scratched the car, couldn't sleep . . . | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
580 | Just don't say 'heads up'. I hate that expression. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
581 | I need concrete proof. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
582 | Do you have any concrete suggestions? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
583 | I'm blocking on the name, but it'll come to me. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
584 | So, Wilson, as long as I'm senior partner, your fat bonus is guaranteed. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
585 | Why would you ask if I have life insurance? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
586 | I'm finally happy, you know? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
587 | Two words, Phil, "whole-life". | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
588 | I just got fired. What worse could happen? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
589 | Separate checks, please. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
590 | Things are looking up for me too. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
591 | There is nothing that you, or anybody else could say, that could stop me from voting for Donald Trump! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
592 | Sometimes I have to wait for the idea to hit me. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
593 | Like you always say, "Today's the first day of the rest of my life." | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
594 | I believe you make your own luck in this world | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
595 | You're always so Chicken Little | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
596 | I'm just trying not to take everything so personally. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
597 | This is perfect....I can finally have his position as CEO. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
598 | I just wish something new and exciting would happen to me. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
599 | So I used yesterday's cup to get a refill -- what are they going to do? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
600 | If you get this lunch I'll get the next. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
601 | Oh don't be dramatic, Herb, it's not like the sky is falling. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
602 | So the cement union's not happy, how's that going to affect me personally? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
603 | I hate it when I don't have your full attention. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
604 | I think my ex is finally letting go of her anger. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
605 | This second cup may make me late but it'll sure hit the spot! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
606 | I've been meaning to make a will. Why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
607 | Is it just me, or does it feel like everything is falling apart. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
608 | I'm thinking about buying long term care insurance. What do you think? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
609 | I'll bring in my own drink if I want to and they can't do anything about it. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
610 | ... and if it's not true, may God strike me dead. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
611 | This plan covers Murphy’s Law, right? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
612 | You know, I really love life. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
613 | I'm just trying to work through this Chicken Little syndrome. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
614 | Well at least it can't get any worse. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
615 | I'm happy with my job... I've been promoted senior risk analyst. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
616 | Relax. Things will fall into place for you very soon. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
617 | You're not listening to me! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
618 | Let’s skip any more talk about insurance and just enjoy the meal. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
619 | I just never seem to catch a break. So how's the chicken, Little? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
620 | Actually, I'm one of the luckiest guys I know. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
621 | The divorce is going fine, just happy to have a healthy mind and body. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
622 | I'm gonna need something concrete. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
623 | You no longer need to worry about the market crashing. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
624 | Then the idea hit me like a ton of bricks | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
625 | My wife complains that I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
626 | I lost everything! What else could go wrong? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
627 | I hate to brag, but my people tell me it's going to take a miracle to stop me now. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
628 | I think I have a crushing thought. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
629 | I don't know what's come over me. I'm such a blockhead! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
630 | Got any aspirin? I feel a crushing headache coming on. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
631 | No, I don't think you're paranoid. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
632 | Weren't you supposed to get a "side" with the Chicken Little Special? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
633 | It'll hit me in a second. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
634 | Sorry, can't do that. My afternoons are all blocked out. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
635 | Inspiration's about to strike—I can feel it. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
636 | I just don't know Paul... I mean, who am I to judge the gravity of the situation? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
637 | I'm trying to think of a concrete example. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
638 | How about hitting me with something a little more concrete? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
639 | I need an answer now. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
640 | I really liked the last episode of 'The Sopranos'. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
641 | Guess I'll get the bill. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
642 | There is no way my day could get any worse. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
643 | I'm finally feeling optimistic again about life. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
644 | I can't think of anything that could stop Trump. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
645 | I never leave more than ten percent. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
646 | Does this taste like Diet to you? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
647 | Did I mention I got Hamilton tickets for next week? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
648 | And so I told her that I'd never had one of those "change your life moments." | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
649 | So I told her to give me one concrete reason why I should. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
650 | I'm too old to benefit from infrastructure improvements. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
651 | Give me something concrete ! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
652 | The tragedy for me is the soul crushing predictability of my life. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
653 | I'm so bored, I just wish something would happen. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
654 | It's not written in concrete. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
655 | I wonder if the Chicken Little comes with a side. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
656 | Instead of coffee I could have had a V-8. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
657 | Sure things have been tough; But I have the feeling my luck is about to change. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
658 | ... and then she had the termerity to accuse me of being a blockhead ! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
659 | Don't tell me - another cinder block? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
660 | You won how much? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
661 | The Big Bang Theory is over my head. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
662 | I still say the future is in concrete. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
663 | I told my ex I'll take her back if she drops some weight. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
664 | So tell me again, what happens at these Freemason meetings? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
665 | I should've ordered the duck. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
666 | I just wish something could jog my memory.... | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
667 | Enough about my problems. How are you? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
668 | I think I've finally hit rock bottom. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
669 | I keep wondering, why me? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
670 | So I didn't make partner this time around. But I believe everything happens for a reason. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
671 | So I asked god to give me a message! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
672 | Do you ever get that feeling like there's a cinder block about to fall on your head? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
673 | I just have this gut feeling I'm about to be down sized | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
674 | No, I've got all day. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
675 | So I said, “Of course I’ll take it as an annuity. “ | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
676 | Uh, Fred, I think they want the table. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
677 | There's just no future in brick and mortar stores! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
678 | I can do it, I told my PA to block out my afternoon. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
679 | I don't believe you see the gravity of the situation. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
680 | You won't live long eating like that. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
681 | I get it. I don't have to be hit with a sledgehammer. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
682 | First Brenda leaves me, and now the layoff...don't tell me what's next. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
683 | It looks like I've got the check. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
684 | Nothing's going to stop me. I am switching to decaf. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
685 | I'm sure glad we worked-out those problems with the unions. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
686 | Well, at least I've still got my health. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
687 | It's just been one headache after another. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
688 | Should I be concerned about my future at the firm? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
689 | I know I'm babbling...but really, I'm almost done. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
690 | I really like the ambiance here. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
691 | You better give me the short version. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
692 | Cheryl and I, we've got it all figured out. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
693 | Yeah, I woke up feeling like today's my lucky day! | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
694 | I wish I could stop seeing her | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
695 | No, he won't. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
696 | Is there anything worse than when they don't get your coffee right? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
697 | Tell me, how could things possibly get any worse? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
698 | So I recently decided to stop making my alimony payments. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
699 | I’ve started a bucket list. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
700 | Lately I've suspected that Watson is out to get my job. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
701 | When she gets me in her sights, I'll know. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
702 | My wife says I worry too much. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
703 | Wonder why they call this the deus ex machina cafe? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
704 | I wanted my burger bloody. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
705 | I'm so glad they kept this place open during remodeling. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
706 | Can you keep a secret? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
707 | .. She says she won't. He says he will. But what we really need, is a sign from above | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
708 | So, I told her to drop it. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
709 | Our divorce ended amicably. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
710 | My Cinder date should be dropping by soon... | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
711 | Some days are worse than others. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
712 | Does Obamacare cover catastrophic injury? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
713 | I'm just waiting for something concrete to hit me. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
714 | Haven't you always thought anvils were more of a wedding thing? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
715 | 'I think I'm getting writer's block'. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
716 | I stole the church collection cup to pay for our lunch. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
717 | You know Stan, sometimes I feel the weight of the world is going to come crashing down on me. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
718 | Wishes do come true....... | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
719 | They never leave enough room for cream. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
720 | It used to be He just used lightning. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
721 | You getting the chicken little salad sandwich too? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
722 | All I know is, I'm overdue for a random act of kindness. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
723 | I'll need some proof that the building is structurally unsound. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
724 | And if that's not the truth, may God ... | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
725 | Seriously though, how can this divorce get any worse... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
726 | This job is literally killing me. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
727 | I usually know when the next big thing hits. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
728 | My analyst tells me that I need to change my "Chicken Little" view of the world. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
729 | Gulliver likes to sweeten my coffee | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
730 | I'd like to cement this deal right now. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
731 | Look, I believe that you make your own luck-- | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
732 | So my last boyfriend designed this place. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
733 | Can you get the check? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
734 | I really feel like things are starting to look up... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
735 | You really think the deal will be blocked? | 1.5000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
736 | My life is so damn predictable. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
737 | I've gotten rid of a millstone around my neck. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
738 | It's amazing how quickly they built this place. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
739 | Remember when you said things couldn't get any worse? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
740 | I'm voting for Hillary. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
741 | At least the sky isn't falling | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
742 | Your problem is you're a pessimist. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
743 | Do you think I should grow a moustache ? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
744 | I want to make a bucket list. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
745 | There's nothing I fear more than a Trump presidency, nothing! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
746 | Maybe I shouldn't of yelled at those workers to be quiet. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
747 | I’m not superstitious, but I had a bad feeling about today. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
748 | Oh, Ignatz! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
749 | I ordered a karma latte. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
750 | Unfortunately, all you have is circumstantial evidence. If something concrete appears, let me know. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
751 | Of course, if you think you don't need life insurance..." | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
752 | Ah, coffee. This will be just the jolt I need. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
753 | Any last words? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
754 | No, I'm pretty sure they don't serve duck here. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
755 | You may not need the jolt from your coffee. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
756 | Things are finally starting to look up. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
757 | Do you believe everything happens for a reason? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
758 | Sometimes it pays to be hard headed. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
759 | There can't be anything worse than writer's block | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
760 | Wish I could come up with a good excuse to get out of the dinner party my wife is throwing tonight. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
761 | Do you think the chef took it personally? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
762 | I'd say 'lucky in love,' why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
763 | Ready for a shock? I have the winning lottery ticket in my pocket. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
764 | Well, I've escaped the fallout so far. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
765 | If it's not one thing, it's another. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
766 | So yesterday I was thinking - "Why not? We'll meet. We'll eat. We'll drink ... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
767 | No, by all means. Keep talking about 'Infinite Jest'. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
768 | No one ever tells me anything. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
769 | And my codicil shall read as follows... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
770 | All those burgers you eat will kill you. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
771 | I'm not worried about me but Peggy is going to be crushed. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
772 | I finally feel like a great weight's been lifted off my head. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
773 | My OCD is much better thanks. Why just today I started stepping on cracks. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
774 | I ordered the brick cheese on wheat toast. Why? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
775 | Honest, Jim, the idea is so obvious, it's like being hit on the head by a falling box.... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
776 | Tuesday at the Hard Block Cafe | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
777 | Only three days until my retirement portfolio matures. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
778 | Remember when you said yesterday was the worst day ever? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
779 | I still can't believe I hit the lottery for 5 million yesterday. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
780 | Insurance? Nah, I'm so young what can happen to me? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
781 | I can't change the past, the future is uncertain, all I have is this moment. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
782 | Know any good hangover cures? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
783 | Don't worry. It's been like that all day. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
784 | What I wouldn't give to escape this rat race. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
785 | I hate metaphors | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
786 | Normally, I wouldn't be caught dead eating at one of these diners. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
787 | No, I don't give much thought to "what ifs?" | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
788 | I hate when they give me an extra lump | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
789 | Can you give me something more concrete? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
790 | Living in the moment is key. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
791 | If you've got something to say, say it. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
792 | What reminds you of the Republican Presidential debates?... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
793 | Our verbal agreement is still valid. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
794 | Jim, do you really want to talk about life insurance? Boring! | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
795 | Now I believe in karma. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
796 | This headache couldn't get any worse. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
797 | I think all this handwringing about infrastructure is overblown. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
798 | Free refills? Must be my lucky day! | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
799 | My headache is finally gone! | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
800 | There, that's a big weight off my shoulders. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
801 | Well, there's always tomorrow. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
802 | My coffee's cold and they overcharged me for the bagel. What else could go wrong today? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
803 | Things sure are looking up for a Monday. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
804 | I just joined the Optimist Club. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
805 | No, you go first. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
806 | Frank give me something more concrete or the account walks. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
807 | I'm supposed to be off caffeine, but one cup won't kill me. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
808 | Baristas are always so judgmental. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
809 | Don't take this the wrong way, Gerald. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
810 | At least today couldn't get any worse, right? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
811 | Shall I ask for the check? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
812 | My doctor said I suffer from chicken little syndrome... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
813 | No, the restraining order didn't specifically prohibit contact by drone... | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
814 | So much for living right. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
815 | So, he called you a blockhead. Things could be worse. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
816 | I can't stress this enough, Johnson--you've really got to learn to put mind over matter. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
817 | I've run the numbers. The high-deductible heath plan makes way more sense. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
818 | Even our therapist laughed when my wife told her I felt lucky. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
819 | Do you ever feel like you can sense a headache before it happens? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
820 | I guess I will pay for lunch | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
821 | You know that feeling, like you're just waiting for the other shoe to drop? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
822 | I think the worse is probably over. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
823 | I am testifying on building code violations. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
824 | I can be as hard headed as the next man. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
825 | Wait. Let's me get this. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
826 | Yup, she doubled the policy. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
827 | I'm giving you an exclusive. Jimmy Hoffa's body is buried... | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
828 | Sorry I took your spot. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
829 | And then suddenly it struck me. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
830 | My philosophy has always been to expect the unexpected | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
831 | 32 feet per second, per second... | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
832 | Don't worry, there's no such thing as karma. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
833 | I'll buy lunch today. | 1.5000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
834 | Seriously – at this place – you leave a tip? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
835 | I can never think of anything to put on my Instagram page. Can you? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
836 | I feel a writer's block coming over me. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
837 | but, then, what else could go wrong | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
838 | I comfort myself with the fact that I know things can't get any worse. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
839 | So the divorce isn't going well? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
840 | Why the sudden interest in 'low-probability high-impact events'? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
841 | I only drink strong coffee when I sense a headache coming on. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
842 | Never did like you. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
843 | Like I said, the more concrete the better. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
844 | I get the worst headaches since I switched to decaf. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
845 | I think I'll have the tuna melt instead. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
846 | You gotta be careful with these lids otherwise all the coffee falls on you. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
847 | You shouldn't speak with your mouth full ... what is 'looogowwtmmooov'? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
848 | Do you think God will punish me for not leaving a tip? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
849 | My wife thinks I need to pay more attention to her. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
850 | I don't think they liked your Yelp review. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
851 | I'd leave that lid on. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
852 | There’s no harm in being 5 minutes late. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
853 | Can you give me something that is more concrete? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
854 | What did Lucy always call Charlie Brown? It'll come to me. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
855 | Personally, I think the phrase "hit you like a ton of bricks" is too cliche | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
856 | We need a more concrete plan. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
857 | Today is the first day of the rest of my life. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
858 | I can't think of anything, I just need something to hit me. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
859 | I suppose I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
860 | Have those responses on my desk by the end of the day. I want the calendar cleared before my vacation. While I'm gone, you'll be researching cases for next month. You'll probably have to work both weekends to get it all done. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
861 | Got good news from the Doctor this morning | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
862 | They did a nice renovation on this place. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
863 | Yes, I'm still writing that exposé on the Masons. Why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
864 | My day just can't get any worse. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
865 | I finally feel like my luck is about to change ... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
866 | You hear about Bill? Poor guy. Never knew what hit him. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
867 | I consider myself master of my own fate. Why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
868 | They're serious about that "no elbows on the table" rule. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
869 | Is there something you aren't telling me? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
870 | I'm drawing a blank, but maybe something will strike me soon. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
871 | Here is where I hid the money | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
872 | The desserts are good except the sponge cake is a bit heavy. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
873 | The odds of Trump becoming president are about the same as. . . | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
874 | So Clinton, Trump and Cruz walk into a bar... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
875 | I don't think this day could get much worse. Do you? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
876 | I wish I could get over this writer's block. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
877 | This first brick will be the foundation of our strong relationship. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
878 | Looks like it's time to go. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
879 | I'm sure it was just a hollow threat. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
880 | No, I don't believe in karma. Why? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
881 | Do you ever feel like...I dunno...something big's about to go down? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
882 | I miss the brick and mortar days. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
883 | Uh, did you order lunch to go? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
884 | All this hype about concussions is way overblown. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
885 | Well, it's not the SWORD of Damocles...." | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
886 | State Farm, why? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
887 | "She's seeing a guy named... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
888 | I didn't order duck. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
889 | Sometimes I feel like too much weight falls on my shoulders. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
890 | Why don't you sign now so we can relax over dessert? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
891 | I know Edith would want me to remarry and be happy. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
892 | It's right above me isn't it | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
893 | Dating apps? I'm on Cinder. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
894 | ...and that's the last time I'm going to say that. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
895 | This is why I always tip. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
896 | I'm not just saying this because I'm your life insurance agent, but... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
897 | Beep" "Beep | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
898 | And then it hit me - I'm not living life fully. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
899 | So what are your plans for the rest of the afternoon? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
900 | I'm not seeing any signs of a crash. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
901 | I haven't told anyone, but I'm giving you the promotion... | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
902 | All I want is concrete evidence that God exists. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
903 | Don't you just hate those new construction regulations? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
904 | Do you believe in Karma? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
905 | And then I said "who needs building codes?" | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
906 | Hell. Who knows how much time any of us have. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
907 | Finally, everything seems to be falling into place. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
908 | This should help me wake up. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
909 | C'mon finish your coffee---I don't have much time. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
910 | I need another cup of coffee like I need a hole in the head. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
911 | Do you think I worry too much? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
912 | So I get fired, and then my wife leaves me. Could this day get any worse? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
913 | My turn buy, right? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
914 | I really feel that the contractor appreciated my recommendations. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
915 | I swear, there's nothing worse than a lid that doesn't quite fit. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
916 | I feel like my life has become too predictable lately. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
917 | On second thought I might need a tax extension this year | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
918 | Uh… I wouldn't worry about the extra calories. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
919 | Go ahead and cancel your 3 o'clock Jim. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
920 | I'm about to lose my mind. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
921 | Maybe it's me but lately I just feel like a target. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
922 | Y’know, my ex lives in the walk-up above this place. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
923 | Let me be more concrete. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
924 | My Ex keeps threatening to block me. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
925 | I just wish this dark cloud would lift. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
926 | We should have left a tip last time. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
927 | I don't know. Maybe something new will hit me. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
928 | I just wish I could forget this whole day. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
929 | Are you even listening to me at all? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
930 | You know Bob, I finally feel like things are looking up for me. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
931 | .....but my friends call me "Lucky | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
932 | I don't believe in writer's block. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
933 | Why am I so depressed? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
934 | I'm just so glad I finally have a handle on those migraines. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
935 | There are days I think I shudda stayed in bed. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
936 | I knew we should have tipped better last time! | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
937 | Do you ever feel like your world is just falling apart? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
938 | You know that stuff will kill ya. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
939 | Wait! I'm about to make my point concrete. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
940 | I understand the gravity of the situation. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
941 | Blockhead yourself, numbskull. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
942 | No way in hell am I going to vote for Donald Trump | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
943 | Good thing we settled with the union. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
944 | I have planned for every eventuality. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
945 | I've decided to vote for Trump. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
946 | I think my ex-wife is out to get me. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
947 | I need a change. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
948 | Nothing hurts more than stepping barefoot on a kid's Lego brick. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
949 | Those doughnuts will kill you. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
950 | I don’t believe in luck. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
951 | Are you even listening to what I'm saying? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
952 | I need something concrete. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
953 | Any plans for tonight? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
954 | "So yea, atheism has worked for me-why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
955 | Chicken Little. Another useless cliché. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
956 | I know it sounds crazy, but sometimes I feel like a cinder block is about to fall on my head. | 1.5000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
957 | Oh, and I signed up for that new drone delivery service everyone's' talking about. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
958 | Things have been going well, can't complain. How about you? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
959 | Barring any unforeseen circumstances, I'd say we've got a 100% chance of success. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
960 | Please don't tell me it's that cinder block again. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
961 | And does it cover imminently existing conditions? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
962 | I'm telling you Charlie, the advertising business is brutal. This latest case of writer's block is killing me. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
963 | Great pitch for a movie, but I need to see stars. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
964 | The offer's fine, but Acme takes its noncompetes pretty seriously. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
965 | My doctor said I could postpone the colonoscopy, but better safe than sorry, right? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
966 | Pondering the gravity of the situation | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
967 | Remember when I told you we should invest in infrastructure? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
968 | So, I asked my students: "Would a brick or a feather fall faster on the moon?" | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
969 | You know, Dave, people would like you more if you weren't such a Chicken Little. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
970 | Why should I be forced to buy health insurance? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
971 | Catch a falling brick, and put it in your briefcase. Save it for a rainy day. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
972 | Wow, he was right... Today really is his last day at work. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
973 | And then the scene ended. Just like that. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
974 | I wish the universe would send me a sign. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
975 | Real quick, Steve – what’s your garage code? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
976 | My doctor told me I'd live to be 100. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
977 | I haven't had a good idea since the stone age. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
978 | Dad!" WHAT?, Nothing, " I'm rich. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
979 | I asked for crushed ice in my drink. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
980 | As I was saying, the bottom 's gonna drop outta this. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
981 | I'm surprised we finally closed the deal. My horoscope said I was going to encounter a huge stumbling block today. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
982 | Do you think the waiter was giving me attitude when I asked to substitute the ethically-sourced kale? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
983 | At this point nothing would surprise me. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
984 | I am just so tired of people interrupting me. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
985 | Did I mention my firm completed retrofitting the place in record time? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
986 | So nothing from her lawyer? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
987 | May a cement block fall on my head if the Republicans are stupid enough to nominate either Donald Trump or Ted Cruz for President. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
988 | No way Donald Trump's ever going to know I didn't vote for him. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
989 | Please don't splatter. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
990 | My one regret in college. I never got stoned. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
991 | Ugh, writer's block. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
992 | My luck's gonna change. I can almost feel it. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
993 | The coffee here comes with a kick. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
994 | In the absence of further problems, let's go ahead with it. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
995 | I must have told them 100 times it tastes like concrete! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
996 | Why do they say April is the cruelest month? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
997 | I’m not sure you comprehend the gravity of this situation. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
998 | I never listen to people who say the sky is falling. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
999 | See, I told you it would be good to get out and go to a real brick and mortar establishment.... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1000 | Honest George, I can't shake this feeling of impending doom. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1001 | My cholesterol has improved. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1002 | I just wish I could block it out of my mind. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1003 | Why the Chicken-Lttle expression? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1004 | I don't think this week could get any worse. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1005 | I've got nothing concrete, but it will come to me. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1006 | They call this drink "The Block Buster"! | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1007 | And this latte was half price. Must be my lucky day. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1008 | Did you say Trump is dropping by? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1009 | Don't worry, it isn't a piano this time. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1010 | I feel like things are finally beginning to fall my way. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1011 | And this idea hit me, like a ton of bricks. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1012 | I'm looking for something more concrete. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1013 | and all of the sudden it hit me.... | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1014 | Yeah, I’m an organ donor. Why? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1015 | There's no way I"ll budge. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1016 | Tell me truthfully...isn't that the most bizarre thing you've ever heard in your life? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1017 | Not many people have crane smash their car on West Broadway and live to tell the tale, eh? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1018 | and after all that, it seems like maybe, just maybe, I've finally caught a break... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1019 | I keep telling her I'm overinsured. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1020 | Any strong feelings about destiny Ralph? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1021 | All in all, I'd say things are looking up! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1022 | I fear this new low cost, one-at-a-time terrorism. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1023 | ...I mean, I'd rather DIE than vote for Trump | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1024 | I signed up on this new reminder app. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1025 | Would you please look at me when I'm talking to you? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1026 | Yeah, well this is only block Monday... you don't wanna be around for grand piano Friday | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1027 | This time it's on me, kid. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1028 | We should be hearing from the high court on our appeal soon. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1029 | Should I or should I not tell him? I mean, he was never really nice to me in the first place. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1030 | I'm not sure if my ex-wife is happy with her settlement. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1031 | Quick, smell the coffee! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1032 | What were you saying about the drop dead date? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1033 | What earthquake? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1034 | So, as soon as we get back to the office, I'm firing you. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1035 | I finally paid off my student loans. Things are really looking up! | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1036 | You know, sometimes I wonder whether Isaac Newton was actually a genius or just in the right place at the right time. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1037 | It'll hit me in a moment. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1038 | Seriously, I am a very lucky man! | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1039 | No, I don't get headaches. Why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1040 | You're right, you never know. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1041 | Sorry! I cannot renew your policy. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1042 | People complain about bad luck, but it's really about their bad choices. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1043 | Go Trrrrrrrrrrrrump!!! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1044 | Everyone calls me a blockhead at work. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1045 | I can just feel it, my writer's block is about to end. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1046 | It's on me -- I insist. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1047 | What's your ATM pin? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1048 | You'll never guess how much I squeezed out of the contractors on this building. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1049 | You mean concrete block; cement is just an ingredient. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1050 | Man, this coffee sure hits you like a ton of bricks. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1051 | I can't shake this feeling that the other shoe is about to drop. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1052 | 36 years and I'm finally retiring. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1053 | Did you see a sign that said, "Shirts, shoes, and hardhats required?" | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1054 | Can't wait for this day to be over. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1055 | This time it's your check...mate. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1056 | There I was,tryin to remember,When it hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1057 | I just need something concrete, ya know? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1058 | It could be worse... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1059 | It's tea. Coffee gives me a headache. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1060 | Life's too short to drink bad coffee, don't you think? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1061 | The latte here is to die for. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1062 | Be honest with me. Do I come across as hard headed? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1063 | I guess there're worse things than writers block. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1064 | Last mortgage payment,last alimony payment, yep Jim, things are finally looking up. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1065 | Well, we're just one block away from the hospital. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1066 | The psychic told me that a Cindy, a Sandra, or a Sandy would appear in my future, but I'm not convinced. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1067 | My only complaint with this restaurant is that sometimes the food is a little heavy. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1068 | Eat up, Bill. Time is money. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1069 | Karma? Yes, I believe in karma. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1070 | I don't believe in curses--the Cubs are going all the way this season. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1071 | Funny. Last week it was a piano. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1072 | Did you ever work in a restaurant and spit in someone's food? No, why? Times have changed... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1073 | Could you at least look at me when I'm talking to you? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1074 | This one's on you, Pete. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1075 | The sky is falling? Geez, next thing you'll say my cup is half empty. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1076 | I wonder why they call it the 'chicken little' soup... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1077 | Why, yes, I am on the company's health plan. Why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1078 | Duck! What duck? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1079 | So here's my 5 year plan... | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1080 | I would say something, but he did give me that bad performance review. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1081 | Do you have any aspirin? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1082 | The owner says the overhead at this location is killing his business. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1083 | You know what they say. 'In politics, nothing happens by accident.' | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1084 | Dad, I'm a liberal. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1085 | I just don't have anything on my bucket list | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1086 | Let's say you get hit by a bus. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1087 | I don't know...I just keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1088 | Duck?! For lunch? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1089 | I ordered the little chicken sandwich. Why? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1090 | My first coffee since the brain surgery and so far no caffeine jolt. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1091 | Why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1092 | So what happens if I don't pay off the construction unions? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1093 | Moot question. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1094 | We're thinking of canceling our plans for Europe this summer. Just too dangerous. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1095 | Stop with your paranoia, cinder blocks are not falling from the sky! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1096 | Global warming is what worries me the most | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1097 | You have more of a chance of being killed by a falling block than by a terrorist. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1098 | So, what's the worst that could happen? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1099 | The pastor said I need blind faith, but I'm really looking for a sign... | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1100 | What? Do I have something on my face? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1101 | Thirty-two feet per second. Why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1102 | Thanks for meeting me, Alex. I wanted to explain why I can't back your construction safety bill. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1103 | Things are looking up for my promotion. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1104 | I see a promotion in my future | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1105 | I'm actually feeling quite optimistic for a change -- my horoscope said things are looking up. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1106 | Crazy weather we've been having lately Fred hahahahahahahaha | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1107 | "Karma? Why do you ask"? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1108 | Well, I'm history. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1109 | I had a real bad day at the office.... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1110 | Maybe we shouldn't have been so rude to the waitress. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1111 | I never use passive verbs if I can help it. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1112 | So, Beasley, are you ready to cement our deal ? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1113 | You're absolutely right. I need to be more optimistic. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1114 | Remind me not to ask for peanuts next time. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1115 | I told her I don't believe in karma! | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1116 | I think it's time to reassess your position. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1117 | I haven't told anybody, but I'm making you a partner in the firm... | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1118 | I could finish my paper on synchronicity if only I had some concrete evidence. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1119 | You sound like Chicken Little. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1120 | Listen, anything can happen, but I feel pretty good about this. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1121 | I'm telling you Harry, there really is a secret cabal of all powerful elitists inflating the price of bricks and mortar for their own nefarious gains... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1122 | I sense a concrete threat to your well-being. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1123 | The funny thing is - she never saw it coming. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1124 | But you would tell me, right? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1125 | What time did you say your ex-wife was dropping off your stuff? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1126 | My therapist says I have to stop thinking of myself as a loser..... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1127 | No, I can't say I've ever experienced writer's block. Why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
1128 | Okay, I'll humor you--if there is a God, may He strike me dead right now. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
1129 | I watched 'Forrest Gump' again last night, Larry-- I think I finally get it. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1130 | I'm ready to let go of the victim role. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1131 | So you think the term life policy makes more sense. Why? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1132 | Any final thoughts on the matter? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1133 | I just can't seem to cement this in my head | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1134 | New York Life; why do you ask? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1135 | I'm predicting a major crash. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1136 | Man, I gotta change the vibration setting on this phone! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1137 | I don’t care what you’re trying to say, it’s rude to talk with your mouth full. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1138 | What an odd chandelier. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1139 | I don't believe in destiny. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1140 | I hear the company's letting people go. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1141 | What makes you think you'll be getting my job? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1142 | So now I'm sitting here, waiting for the other shoe to drop... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1143 | Did I tell you I yelled at a brick-layer this morning? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1144 | What would you do if you were me? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1145 | Would it be so terrible if you looked at me while we are having a serious conversation? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1146 | For the very first time in my life, I feel like things are finally going my way. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1147 | I guess He heard me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1148 | So, there's good cause for optimism. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1149 | Uh oh, what fresh hell is this? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1150 | I worked my whole life to get where I am right now | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1151 | And the worst thing is ... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1152 | I'll get the next one. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1153 | I need an aha moment. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1154 | And then it just hit me like a ton of bricks! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1155 | Then it just hit me from out of the blue. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1156 | Jenny is pathetic. I dumped her and she didn't say a word. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1157 | There can't be anything worse than getting fired and sued for divorce in the same week! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1158 | Just give me one concrete example and I'll shut up | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1159 | This conversation is over. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1160 | If I'm lying, I'm dying! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1161 | "I don't see us hitting target this month". | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1162 | I feel like writing these online restaurant reviews has finally given me the outlet to find my true voice. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1163 | I need this new job like a need a hole in my head. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1164 | These times call for concrete thinking. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1165 | My business is bankrupt, I was indicted, my wife left me. . . even this coffee is terrible, . . what else could possibly happen? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1166 | Yes, my spirit animal is a coyote. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1167 | The hazelnut's extra but hey, life is short. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1168 | I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1169 | When I concentrate, nothing can distract me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1170 | Sorry. I'm having another mental block. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1171 | I was waiting for a shoe .. , but ... . | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1172 | But do you have any concrete suggestions? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1173 | Do you believe in destiny or free will? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1174 | Aetna. Why do you ask? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1175 | What you don't know won't hurt you as much. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1176 | The divorce is over, but I still feel her energy. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1177 | This is the last time I'm having coffee at this place | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1178 | It doesn't take a brick falling on my head before I get it. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1179 | Speaking of last minute things. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1180 | I'll pay you back next week. My luck seems to be turning around." | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1181 | I think we should have lunch together more often! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1182 | ... and if I'm lying, may I be struck down from above. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1183 | Oops! I am afraid you could be right about your suspicion on your wife reading your e-mails | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1184 | I fudged the inspection data. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1185 | So lately I've been having this sense of doom. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1186 | I have never really liked the cement business. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1187 | Todd always liked to drop a few surprises during his interviews. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1188 | I just can't shake this feeling of impending doom. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1189 | about this brick clause... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1190 | 'What's the metaphor I'm reaching for?' | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1191 | You know, I think I've finally discovered the meaning of life. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1192 | At least I won't have to listen to him complain about the flu anymore. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1193 | Everything has been going wrong, lately. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1194 | Did you read the part where he said, "Sometimes life's going to hit you in the head with a brick". | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1195 | At least today can't get any worse.... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1196 | I think you can quit counting calories. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1197 | That's it! The meaning of life is . . . | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1198 | Do you think I should've ordered the healthy start? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1199 | Thanks for asking.......I think my divorce is proceeding quite amicably. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1200 | And I told him flat out there was no way a trebuchet could hurl an object that far. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1201 | What do you mean I have a hard head? Give me one concrete example. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1202 | I didn't want to tell you, but... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1203 | Have any ideas on how to get out of jury duty next week? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1204 | I remember when they just spat in your food. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1205 | She keeps on about the life insurance... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1206 | I was informed by The New Yorker that I'd be blocked if I submitted an additional "Cartoon Caption Contest" entries. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1207 | I wouldn't worry about your diet. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1208 | Nine-point-eight meters per second squared. Why? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1209 | My horoscope said I was lucky today. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1210 | I'm starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1211 | I'm expecting a little something from my ex | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1212 | Cremation. Why do you ask? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1213 | Heads Up | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1214 | What do you mean one lump or two? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1215 | What do you mean, "move"? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1216 | We should've tipped. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1217 | No, I wasn't expecting a message from the Building Trades Council. Why? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1218 | Speaking of "building blocks"...... | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1219 | Can you explain quickly why you're rescinding your life insurance offer? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1220 | I told her voo-doo is nonsense. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1221 | Why is everybody always telling me to lean in? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1222 | His nickname in high school was 'Butterfingers'...last I heard, he was working in construction." | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1223 | should I push him out of the way or try for that promotion | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1224 | Let's not talk about me | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1225 | May God strike me dead. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1226 | Things are finally looking up. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1227 | Have you made a concrete decision yet? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1228 | It's like the sword of Damoclese, only more concrete | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1229 | I'm having the best day! I got a pay raise & my wife told me we're expecting. I should go buy a lottery ticket. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1230 | 5, 4, 3, 2 ... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1231 | Life is about hard work, Jim. Not luck. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1232 | I'm probably going to get fired. Just kill me now. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1233 | you have a better chance of being eaten by a... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1234 | I still haven't heard back from H&R Block. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1235 | Do you feel a breeze? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1236 | So, yeah, the brain surgery went great. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1237 | A half-million term. Why? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1238 | I think God's telling me to vote for Trump. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1239 | I want my epitaph to read: 'He passed tort reform.' | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1240 | I hear cement futures are through the roof. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1241 | How much worse could it get? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1242 | I'm just waiting for the next big idea to hit me... | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1243 | Last week hit me like a ton of bricks, but I felt like something was missing. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1244 | No problem - the tab's on me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1245 | Stop interrupting; let me finish... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1246 | Well, that's another way to discourage sugary drink consumption. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1247 | Cross my heart and...I forget, what's the rest of it? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1248 | I'm lucky. I never get headaches. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1249 | Now would be a good time to pay the check! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1250 | Starbucks has the knack for picking good locations. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1251 | I tell you, it's the same old thing every day-nothing extraordinary ever happens to me! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1252 | Then suddenly, out of nowhere, I had this great idea how to make a light bulb that will never burn out. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1253 | I'm just going to say this once." | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1254 | It's a Venti half caff, 3 1/3 shots long, 6 pump chai 3 pump vanilla spice, half lactose half soy 190 degree green tea misto. Why do you ask? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1255 | Relax- it's only a metaphor. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1256 | I told you not to keep sending your food back to the kitchen. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1257 | All morning I've felt this headache coming on. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1258 | This interview shouldn't take long. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1259 | Lunch is on me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1260 | Honestly, I've just been sitting around waiting for something to hit me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1261 | If God doesn't want me to do it, then let Him stop me. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1262 | Good to the last drop! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1263 | Weird. My wife said it felt like her lucky day this morning. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1264 | Well if you think I'm just gonna sit here and let the world go by, you've got another thing comin' ! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1265 | I voted for Trump; and the sky did not fall down. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1266 | She did ask about my life insurance, actually. Why? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1267 | The FBI finally figured out how to crack the iPhone | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1268 | I didn't realize it was an actual drop ceiling | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1269 | You know that feeling when the other shoe is about to drop? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1270 | It's hard to explain...I just feel like this big weight is coming down on me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1271 | I just don't see why we need to invest so much in infrastructure | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1272 | I'm told this place is an acquired taste. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1273 | You might want to change your position | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1274 | Ok, I'll call my insurance guy as soon as I get back to the office. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1275 | No, I said writers block. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1276 | You know what I've been thinking? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1277 | Lately Coffee gives me a Big headache! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1278 | Please hold that thought. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1279 | You're such an unhealthy eater. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1280 | Goddamit, I told them half soy, half lactaid mixed with a decaf americano. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1281 | I think I'll order the Chicken Little | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1282 | My treat. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1283 | Can you give me a concrete example? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1284 | Literally, I am so tired. I literally feel like I've been hit by a cinder block." "Yeah... Literally. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1285 | Things are finally looking' up for me Dave. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1286 | Things are finally looking up for me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1287 | You're really eating their heart attack special? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1288 | Then, out of the blue, it just hits me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1289 | Tell me it doesn't say "writer's" on it. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1290 | My password is... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1291 | My palm reader said I should have my head examined. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1292 | Hey buddy...nevermind | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1293 | I don't see how they can block my nomination. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1294 | I slept with your wife. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1295 | Do you ever get the feeling something bad is about to happen? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1296 | On the bright side, I have my health. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1297 | She said that nothing would get through my thick skull. I hope that she's right. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1298 | I really told them off when I resigned from Acme this morning! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1299 | Nothing annoys me more than when they bring the bill before you're finished. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1300 | I think things should be looking up! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1301 | No caffeine at all... it gives me a headache | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1302 | I see the Knicks' practice is going as expected. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1303 | Hey! Look here. The climate'll be just fine, and so will I. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1304 | Ever have one of those realizations that come out of nowhere and hit you like a ton of bricks? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1305 | Sure, the market's down. But at least the sky isn't falling. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1306 | What could be worse than President Trump? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1307 | I'm more of a Big Idea guy than a concrete thinker. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1308 | Apparently, God doesn't use lightning bolts indoors. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1309 | I called him a blockhead... | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1310 | I've never felt quite this alive before. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1311 | And then she says I am like Chicken Little, always afraid the sky is falling... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1312 | I'm telling you, industrial chic is the next big thing in restaurant design. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1313 | Since I hit 50, I feel so invisible. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1314 | Great! My coffee's cold. Can this day get any worse? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1315 | For once, I'd like to get a concrete answer. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1316 | It all feels so heavy. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1317 | As I stated earlier, you'll have the Vice President position over my dead body. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1318 | One more wouldn't hurt | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1319 | Bob, do you believe in predestination? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1320 | So apparently, it all comes down to this thing called karma. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1321 | Let me just think about it overnight. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1322 | I can't fathom how my life could get worse. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1323 | ...and then the medium said that today I would be struck dead by a cinder block and so I avoided the construction by my office building entirely. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1324 | The coffee here always gives me a headache. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1325 | Boy, I could really use something to clear out my head. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1326 | Relax. The law of gravity doesn't apply to cartoons. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1327 | You seem distracted. What's up? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1328 | With my bad luck, they'll have forgotten the cream. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1329 | I certainly don't know what could be worse than the construction dust? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1330 | Who needs a coffee lid? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1331 | Pretend it's not there. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1332 | I hope they didn’t read my Yelp review. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1333 | I feel like things are just starting to look up for me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1334 | Do you believe in luck? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1335 | dontlookupkeepthelidonandohbythewayivebeensleepingwithyourwife | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1336 | I am looking up. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1337 | I'm just in a really good place right now. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1338 | It's all good. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1339 | So I signed up for this new service that sends me friendly reminders when I've forgotten something ... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1340 | You know those doughnuts are gonna kill you. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1341 | Yea, yea, Chicken Little. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1342 | Sometimes I feel as though the cinder block of Damocles hangs overhead. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1343 | You'll never believe where I hid all that cash... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1344 | Frankly, I don't believe in chance. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1345 | How much time do we have? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1346 | Matt, I've always loved you. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1347 | ... so what could be worse than that? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1348 | I'm just waiting for the next big thing. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1349 | I am gonna make a killing in that class action against the masons. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1350 | And, then again, I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1351 | It's bad, but just remember it could always be worse. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1352 | If I was wrong, I need a sign to that effect. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1353 | I can feel my luck running out. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1354 | I think a term life policy should suffice. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1355 | Why the look, you know I like my coffee with just one lump. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1356 | I used to be able to tell when my luck was about to run out... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1357 | Added her to my will yesterday. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1358 | Everything is falling into place after we cut that outrageous construction budget. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1359 | Sometimes it's like I can sense a migraine coming. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1360 | Wow, I've just had a brilliant idea. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1361 | That fortune cookie was wrong. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1362 | Medicare. Why? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1363 | I just don't get how you can put your faith in something that never gives you any concrete evidence of its existence... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1364 | Thats going to hurt.. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1365 | Brick and mortar stores are a thing of the past. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1366 | I'm just not one of those 'the sky is falling' types. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1367 | I'm dead certain. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1368 | There's only one thing my insurance doesn't cover. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1369 | I am thinking of going on a diet. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1370 | I don't know how this day can get any worse. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1371 | My palm reader's a phony, she said I'll be seeing stars soon and so far I've only seen a couple of D-list celebrities. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
1372 | Finish your drink and let's get out of here. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
1373 | Who shouts DUCK! in a steakhouse? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1374 | John, you shouldn't have ordered the Chicken Little. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1375 | Let's not rush our discussion. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1376 | There's no reason for me to get life insurance, I'm sure Iam going to live for another ..." | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1377 | I won't take up much of your time. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1378 | Each person who discovered the truth died under mysterious circumstances. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1379 | Whole milk has too much cholesterol, but I figure what the hell. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1380 | Whew...I can't wait for this week to be over... | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1381 | Who called me a blockhead??? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1382 | It was the most specific and odd horoscope I'd ever read. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1383 | I understand a lot of Yelpers eat here. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1384 | I think there's something you're not telling me. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1385 | You may be experiencing a mental block. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1386 | Why is it always an anvil? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1387 | I bet your next idea will hit you like a ton of bricks | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1388 | I have always hated "duck." Why do you ask? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1389 | What do you take me for, a blockhead? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1390 | So my agent says "you never know what might hit you." | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1391 | Enough theory; I'd prefer a concrete suggestion. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1392 | And then she told me I would die a terrible death. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1393 | My luck is about to change. I can feel it. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1394 | Yes, I did fire the surly building contractor. Why do you ask? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1395 | And after all that, I won the lottery. Isn't it ironic? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1396 | But then I topped her with 'Action speaks louder than words.' | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1397 | If I had one wish it would be to be struck with some concrete, brick-and-mortar ideas. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1398 | My success is a function of talent and hard work. I don't believe in luck. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1399 | That concrete thing with big holes in it is called a cinderblock. Why? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1400 | I changed my mind. Let's take it to go. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1401 | Remember how you told me you were waiting for a wake up call? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1402 | I love my new attention deficit pills. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1403 | And that's why I got out of construction. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1404 | So you're against the Affordable Care Act? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1405 | What concussion threat? I'm an owner, not a fullback. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1406 | So anyway, I just did my taxes with H & R, um, H & R... shoot, what's it called again? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1407 | So far, it hasn't been a bad day. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1408 | I said, I can feel a headache coming on. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1409 | I'm having second thoughts on my year without tipping. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1410 | My bran muffin had zero trans fats! | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1411 | It is never too early for to think about long term care health insurance. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1412 | So, I am still seeing the mason's wife. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1413 | Don't worry, something will hit me. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1414 | Is there anything worse than a bad cup of coffee? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1415 | I have a feeling my luck is about to change. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1416 | I was just sitting there, and then that's when it hit me... | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1417 | I've been thinking of trying a flattop. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1418 | What we need now is a really concrete idea | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1419 | The next level is so close I can feel it. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1420 | All I said was she could drop a few pounds. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1421 | That business meeting went terribly. How could things get any worse? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1422 | Don't look up. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1423 | When the caffeine wears off it always hits me like a ton of bricks for some reason. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1424 | This has been my best sales day ever. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1425 | You're gonna die a slow death if you keep eating those cheeseburgers. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1426 | Looks like we're gonna have company | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1427 | And so, dear friend, that is why I have left my entire Estate to you." | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1428 | There's a fly in your coffee! | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1429 | Looks like my wallet is going to take a hit. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1430 | I'm thinking of taking early retirement .... | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1431 | I can't shake this feeling of impending doom. What do you think is causing it? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1432 | I decided to wait for something concrete. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1433 | Don't you think our waiter is a real blockhead? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1434 | Here comes the start of that mirror you broke yesterday | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1435 | You get this one, I'll get the next one . | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1436 | I just can't seem to find anything that works for my anxiety. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1437 | Nothing surprises me in New York anymore. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1438 | What's better -- term or whole-life insurance? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1439 | I don't know. I just feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to fall. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1440 | This one's my treat. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1441 | All in all, things are looking up. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1442 | …if it's the last thing I do! | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1443 | I told you this place is a dump. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1444 | What's with the abstract look? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1445 | Lean forward a little, I'm having trouble hearing. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1446 | And then it hit me.......a metaphor can never actually happen or it wouldn't be a metaphor. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1447 | We figured the best place to cut corners was with the mason's contract. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1448 | So you're saying... there's something to that "Little Chicken" theory? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1449 | I figure: "If if doesn't kill you, it just makes you stronger." | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1450 | I'm waiting for a really concrete idea to hit me. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1451 | What would you say if I told you I just won the lottery? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1452 | I can't imagine how this day could get any worse. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1453 | Nothing surprises me any more, Jim. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1454 | So I said to my wife, sometimes things get worse before they get better. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1455 | Yes, I’m satisfied with my current life insurance coverage. Why do you ask? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1456 | I think I feel a migraine headache coming on.. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1457 | Gentrification always brings some collateral damage. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1458 | Is something wrong? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1459 | What do you mean, you think I was too fussy ordering soy, cinnamon, goat milk, and simple syrup? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1460 | The last thing we need is more government safety regulations. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1461 | Hmmm. What would Newton do? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1462 | You know what strikes me about this place? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1463 | I sense some push back from our contractor | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1464 | May a brick fall from the sky and kill me should Trump become President | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1465 | You're gonna get smashed! | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1466 | You wouldn't believe my horoscope today. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1467 | Chicken Little Diner? Who comes up with these names? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1468 | Let's keep this on a need-to-know basis. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1469 | If all goes well, my accountant says I will be able to retire in five years! | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1470 | I need a building code violation like I need a brick to the head. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1471 | Another morning at Cafe' Wall Street... | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1472 | Have you nothing more concrete to offer? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1473 | I've never been happier in my life. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1474 | We're going to need a concrete plan. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1475 | Hey I've finally decided you're the guy to handle all my funds. Can we get started soon? | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1476 | So far so good! | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1477 | I'll probably die before this coffee cools off! | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
1478 | I can't put my finger on it, but I just have this sense of impending doom. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1479 | No, I don't think you have time for dessert. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1480 | Man.. I am ready for a change... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1481 | Drink your coffee before it gets cold. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1482 | Tell me the truth, do you think I could pull of wearing a fedora? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1483 | What you don't know can't hurt you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1484 | Just saw "The Big Short". Heard of any black swans we can bet against? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1485 | I told you the Rueben's to die for. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1486 | Don't look now, but your ex-wife got a table upstairs. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1487 | Yup, you're gonna be late all right. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1488 | Now's a good time to sign that insurance policy. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1489 | I think they misinterpreted... on the rocks | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1490 | Could you be a little more descriptive other than "The sky is falling" ? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1491 | Well, so far so good... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1492 | My analyst says that my obsessive forebodings of doom are the result of unresolved attachments to my mother. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1493 | I feel like my life is just slipping away | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1494 | 'Ahhhh....you know what Bob, I'll get the check next time' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1495 | Labeling her a stalker would be an understatement. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1496 | ... And then one day you won't even know what hit you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1497 | Now lets get down to business. Where do I sign for that new life insurance policy you've been touting? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1498 | You forgot to knock on wood. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1499 | Those people just bring down the block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1500 | I'm sure an idea will come to me soon. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1501 | The moment when Larry's fantasy became reality. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1502 | I don't think I have a future... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1503 | Do you think I should have tipped the barista? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1504 | Are you going to eat that? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1505 | Funny thing, Andy, I had the strangest horoscope in this morning's paper. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1506 | I guess I'm just a natural born optimist. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1507 | Some people just aren’t self-aware. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1508 | You know that feeling...? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1509 | Nope, I don't see duck on the menu. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1510 | I'm having a no good, very bad day! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1511 | I think the union is starting to come around. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1512 | Damn, it was supposed to be a piano. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1513 | I don't believe in Karma... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1514 | should I drink this coffee or not ? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1515 | And then my therapist says, "You're right. You are the unluckiest person I've met". | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1516 | I have these migraines and | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1517 | It just hit me - it's either her or me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1518 | Life is so unpredictable, isn't it? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1519 | Good food. Bad service. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1520 | Some days, I just feel like the sky is falling | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1521 | The market's bad, but I wouldn't say the sky is falling. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1522 | I hope you asked for one lump, not two. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1523 | And if that wasn't enough, out of the clear blue sky she calls me a blockhead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1524 | My contractor seemed less than receptive about my constructive suggestions. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1525 | She keeps telling me I need be more spontaneous. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1526 | I'm repeating myself for the last time, understand pal? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1527 | Can you pass the salt? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1528 | I'm always wondering when the other shoe is going to fall... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1529 | You seem preoccupied. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1530 | I can't understand you when you have food in your mouth. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1531 | I just wish more things in my life were concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1532 | Are you using "brick" figuratively? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1533 | I have a funny feeling about today. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1534 | I'm sorry. My wife can believe in horoscopes if she wants to. I'm not superstitious. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1535 | On second thought, no deal. Go ahead and sue me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1536 | I just feel this great weight coming down on me | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1537 | I just don't see the need for that long term care coverage. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1538 | Nothing has helped me get over this writer's block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1539 | I literally have only a second. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1540 | Hey, are you gonna eat that? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1541 | I'll sign my will after our drinks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1542 | And if my plan crosses some moral line, let God throw a brick. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1543 | You can't go wrong with whole life insurance. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1544 | Hurry up and sign the life insurance application Charles. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1545 | GUESS WHAT! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1546 | What the heck, Larry, let's live a little. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1547 | Do you believe in devine intervention? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1548 | Let me explain why your contract with the mob is non-binding. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1549 | I forgot to get my usual lump of sugar. Anyway, as I was saying, God sucks... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1550 | Ever feel like nothing exciting happens to you anymore? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1551 | Someone ought to do something about this coffee | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1552 | I had the best dream last night…all my friends and family were celebrating at once. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1553 | Are you going to finish that ? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1554 | My physician said the muffins are hazardous to my health. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1555 | That's All Folks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1556 | No, I don't have anything scheduled this afternoon...why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1557 | Trust me on this one...it's a win-win situation. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1558 | Life is short. Say yes. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1559 | That's why I drink coffee here...safest part of town. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1560 | Darn it, they gave me a cappuccino and I asked for a flat white. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1561 | Are you paying with cash? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1562 | So ...what are the chances of my ex-wife retaliating? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1563 | I was thinking of downloading the horoscope app on my watch... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1564 | Only divine intervention could screw up this deal. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1565 | I always feel like there's a weight on my shoulders | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1566 | Helen texted I should expect her answer anytime now. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1567 | I'll be glad when I don't have to listen to that construction anymore. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1568 | I'm a white American male at the peak of my career in the 21st century. Really, I have no worries. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1569 | So I said to him, "bad things happen to bad people" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1570 | "Well, whaddya know. Dreams do come true". | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1571 | Today's my lucky day, I just feel it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1572 | Sometimes life throws you a curve ball, and you have to deal with it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1573 | Did you remember to tip? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1574 | I know...but I'm pretty sure if I ignore it, it'll just disappear. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1575 | My insurance company? New England Life, of course! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1576 | This is a write off, right? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1577 | You know, I've had this ominous feeling all day. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1578 | Anything to get out of work today. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1579 | So I told them 'Who needs your silly witness protection program?' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1580 | Oh, and ACME moved in upstairs. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1581 | No, I don't want a refill. Why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1582 | No news is good news. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1583 | My wife always says I'm hard-headed. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1584 | She said her dad was in construction. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1585 | My wife's lawyer is from Acme Suddenly Single. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1586 | That's the thing about this election season, the lack of gravity. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1587 | Should I unfriend Milton or block him? #heavy | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1588 | No, I've never been hit with writer's block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1589 | Some days you wake up and say to yourself, 'I just don't see how this could get any worse.' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1590 | I have to stop thinking these dark thoughts | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1591 | Tom, you should really take back what you just said. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1592 | Why, after all this time, are you still holding it over my head? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1593 | Eating those fast food burgers will kill you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1594 | Do you have an aspirin, I feel a splitting headache coming on. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1595 | What's my risk outlook? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1596 | I wouldn't complain about the service again | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1597 | You just have to block out negative thoughts. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1598 | And so my editor said, "Getting through writer's block's a breeze . . . something will hit you." | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1599 | Sure am glad the building inspector gave the okay. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1600 | So I told him that I have done some thinking and I don't need a life insurance... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1601 | ...so she asked me, "One lump or two?" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1602 | Things are looking up! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1603 | My favorite song? Its now or never! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1604 | If you must know, I ordered the 'Flat White'. Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1605 | I really don't see why we should raise the minimum wage. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1606 | …barring an act of God, of course. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1607 | They forgot the whipped cream again. Could this day get any worse?! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1608 | If only I could get some kind of sign that things are finally looking up. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1609 | This headache can't get any worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1610 | I'm sure it's a reasonable offer but I just don't feel a need for life insurance just now. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1611 | Don't you ever get tired of the same old same old every day? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1612 | Son, I've got your back. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1613 | Anything else, my time's about up on the meter? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1614 | Me? I'm good. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1615 | and another thing that i don't like....................... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1616 | I wish my hangover would end now! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1617 | Where's the Disgruntled Barista Surprise I ordered? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1618 | Let me get it this time. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1619 | I don't know about you, but I'm heading to the last roundup. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1620 | I get it this time. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1621 | I have this sudden urge for a Fig Newton. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1622 | You know it's nothing concrete or anything but lately I just haven't been able to shake this sense of impending doom | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1623 | I hope I didn't spatter you with the coffee. The lid is hard to get off. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1624 | I like one lump with my coffee. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1625 | After 32 years at that hell hole, I'm really looking forward to my retirement tomorrow. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1626 | I must reveal this horrible secret about your | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1627 | This meeting was just to give you a heads up. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1628 | I was thinking of ordering the souffle. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1629 | I should have gotten a sandwich too. There's nothing worse than going to a meeting hungry. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1630 | My wife and I were talking about the design for our new home. I was just telling her how much I hate masonry; and then it hit me! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1631 | .. and then it hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1632 | I may have missed a payment on my term life...why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1633 | Lately, I've felt like I'm always the last one to know. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1634 | I'm tellin' you Joe, I don't know how my day can get any worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1635 | And the crazy thing is, he never knew what hit him. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1636 | Hey. You Know How Sometimes Things Just Fall In Your Lap? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1637 | I'm out of ideas. If only something would hit me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1638 | Do you ever read your horoscope? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1639 | You really should have got the cappuccino its to die for! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1640 | Cheer up. Every cloud has a silver lining. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1641 | Well, it's time to go. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1642 | I'm telling you, it hit me like a brick. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1643 | As I was saying, I can't imagine anything worse will happen to me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1644 | I've finally gotten over that migraine I had for the last two weeks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1645 | I don't know what else can go wrong. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1646 | Ever hear of writer's block? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1647 | It's time to cement our relationship. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1648 | What were you saying a Trump win would be like? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1649 | If I'm lucky I'll only serve six months. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1650 | Ehh, I'll let it fall he's a Trump supporter | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1651 | Between a falling brick and this coffee? I'd take the brick. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1652 | No, that is just a bad idea. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1653 | Fred ponders his opportunity for promotion. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1654 | You know how they say "Don't look down"? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1655 | Insurance?Why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1656 | I don't know, Jim...I just keep waiting for a sign. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1657 | How come nothing ever happens to me? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1658 | Are you just going to sit there and let this deal get squashed? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1659 | Acme? What's that? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1660 | I've always believed everything happens for a reason. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1661 | . . . and then, on Tuesday, I'm gonna . . . | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1662 | This is most likely the worst idea we have ever had. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1663 | I couldn't be more concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1664 | Quick! Read your fortune cookie! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1665 | Things are looking up! Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1666 | Trump tower. Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1667 | My coffee's cold ! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1668 | Every day we have on earth is a gift from above! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1669 | I need you to watch my back. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1670 | You know George, I've been thinking of making a radical lifestyle change. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1671 | Seriously Ted , after the morning I've had what on earth could possibly go wrong now? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1672 | Could be worse. Could be raining cats and dogs. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1673 | Do you ever get a strange feeling that someone you really care about is in grave danger? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1674 | Speaking of our business plan, did I mention building blocks? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1675 | I come from the School of Hard Knocks. Why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1676 | there is only one way to shut him up! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1677 | I feel like big things are coming my way. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1678 | They say cinderblocks never strike twice, so I'm not really concerned. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1679 | All this caffeine is going to kill me one day. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1680 | And then the waitress said: "You want a flat white? I'll give you a flat white". | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1681 | Diners, drive-ins, and dies. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1682 | So I said, 'Where's Superman when you need him'? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1683 | Why, yes, I am wearing clean underwear. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1684 | Let me see if I can make my comment short enough. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1685 | ''Wish I listened to Siri when she said stay home.'' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1686 | I think we should have asked for a better table | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1687 | I've completely hedged all my market risk to avoid the proverbial Black Swan. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1688 | Nothing more painful than a $7 cup of coffee | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1689 | Give me a second and it'll hit me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1690 | Might be a good idea not to wait for your coffee to cool before you drink it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1691 | Ever since I called the whistleblower hotline I've had the feeling that something big is about to drop. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1692 | So, the Doc says I'm healthy as a horse and I'll live well past 90... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1693 | What excuse should i use to skip out on work today? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1694 | What'sAFiveLetterWordForUntimelyDeath? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1695 | Unfortunately the conclusion would continue to elude them on the subject of Kant's Causal Theory of Time. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1696 | Should I sign now or later? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1697 | I'm not going to be able to keep this deal open for much longer. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1698 | "A" grade from the Department of Health. Department of Buildings, grade pending. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1699 | ...and that's when I realized, she needs me, after all. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1700 | Trickle-down briconomics??! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1701 | She keeps giving me these signals... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1702 | I think you should have said grace before eating. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1703 | Let's discuss the infrastructure bill. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1704 | I finally got my cholesterol down. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1705 | So I said to my broker "Everything you recommended been fallen all week !" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1706 | So I'm thinking, "Where the hell did I leave that cinder block?!"--and then it hit me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1707 | I hope this coffee helps me wake up. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1708 | I feel like I'm finally on the cusp of a big break, something really concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1709 | My day has been awful, so if you have bad news, don't tell me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1710 | Did Amazon mention they would be delivering your order by drone? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1711 | Coffee always cures my headaches. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1712 | So, I'm thinking the annuity is the best option. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1713 | On the rocks. Why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1714 | There goes the housing market..... again. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1715 | Not a peep, just relax and take a sip. You're worry too much. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1716 | no, I've stopped saying, "it hit me like a ton of bricks" 'cuz mostly, it wasn't true. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1717 | I am looking forward to retirement. Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1718 | Luck? I really don't believe in luck. Things happen for a reason. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1719 | You should see someone about that crick in your neck. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1720 | ....but how likely is that, really? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1721 | This crick in my neck is killing me! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1722 | This place is falling apart, but the food is good. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1723 | Heck, if you ask me, that whole karma thing is a scam. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1724 | So I just wanted to give you a heads up on what's gonna go down, Murray. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1725 | Ok, Ok, I get your point. You don't have to drop a ton of bricks on me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1726 | Mel? It's not the sugar that's gonna kill you... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1727 | I keep waiting for a sign . . . | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1728 | I wish I could get out of having to do a presentation this afternoon. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1729 | Frankly, I would have preferred the roof top dining. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1730 | I'm thinking I need to live more in the moment. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1731 | "I think I'm getting that two o'clock drowsiness."/ | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1732 | There's that look again, like there's something your not telling me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1733 | Fred was discussing his writers block with his editor when it suddenly hit him. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1734 | Life's shor- | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1735 | Do you think gravity waves are real? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1736 | You're seeing things Jerry. My ex wouldn't be caught dead downtown this time of day. The traffic lowers her per hour spending average. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1737 | Let's cement the deal. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1738 | Hang on...it'll hit me any second now. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1739 | Goose! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1740 | You were right, it really is good to the last drop. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1741 | Cheer up, Al- the sun will come out tomorrow. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1742 | I think I see a solution for your long term care problem. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1743 | And then it hit me... Almost like a ton of bricks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1744 | I just don't want to die like some cartoon character. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1745 | Nonsense. This place would be a great investment. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1746 | Yeah life's looking up. You too? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1747 | So, I'm finally retiring this Friday... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1748 | You have a point, Fred, but we need to think long term. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1749 | What kind of diner doesn't offer a Grand Slam? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1750 | Now where did I put that cinderblock? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1751 | It's impossible to imagine this day getting any worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1752 | A "blockhead, me?" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1753 | I think I deserve a rest | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1754 | My advice is to live every moment like it's your last. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1755 | Hell yes I could get hit by a bus tomorrow. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1756 | I insist! You can get the next one. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1757 | Forget it. I'll live. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1758 | So, when Concrete Union #61 threatened to strike, I said "Go right ahead," and I hired a platoon of scabs in two flicks of a trowel. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1759 | Some days you just wake up feeling invincible. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1760 | I don't see anything unusual ahead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1761 | No, you're wrong. It can't get any worse! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1762 | I know this sounds strange, but sometimes I think Death is standing behind me, just staring. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1763 | Can I have your coffee? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1764 | The odds of that are small | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1765 | If God were a woman, I'd be dead by now. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1766 | I think the sky is falling | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1767 | Before I can act on this I will need something more concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1768 | I'm just saying - those biscuits will kill you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1769 | I'm worried, I hear the mob is experimenting with drones now. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1770 | Sometimes you're just sitting there innocently and a brick falls on your head... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1771 | Yep, I finally got those migraines under control . . . | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1772 | You may think I'm being a Chicken Little, but... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1773 | Do I have a living will or a will to live? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1774 | ...and that's the story of how I, John Olerud of the Toronto Blue Jays, finally stopped wearing a batting helmet everywhere I went. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1775 | Life insurance? What a racket! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1776 | After thirty years of tests, I can finally share my breakthrough. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1777 | I hear the company's just about to start making cuts. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1778 | I'm telling you, Stuart. The secret to happiness is planning. Long-term, conservative planning. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1779 | So, what were you saying about Black Swan Events? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1780 | Now, according to Newton, feathers and bricks fall at the same rate. But if one were to hit you . . . | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1781 | Your headache is about to get worse! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1782 | Trust me, that is all I'm going to have to say about this. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1783 | Nice to do business in an actual brick and mortar store. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1784 | Not getting that promotion hit me like a ton of bricks, but I'm optimistic things are going to change now. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1785 | Well.... I want you to know, I'm your guy to bring some real heft to the table here Bill. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1786 | Quit it, George. Puns are for blockheads. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1787 | wishes really do come true | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1788 | I wish I had something to look forward to. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1789 | It's now or never. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1790 | When I get an idea it comes out of the blue. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1791 | Bill, can you pay attention when I am talking to you? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1792 | No, I'm pretty sure it's the brick of Damocles. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1793 | Sometimes I feel like a character in a roadrunner cartoon. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1794 | Did you read about the killer called the Cinderblock Shot Putter? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1795 | I never tip for coffee. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1796 | I'll explain the gravity of the situation to you after this coffee; it's a life saver! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1797 | I'm starting to feel like a blockhead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1798 | I've no idea, but I'll know when it hits me | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1799 | have you heard the one about those annoying life insurance salesmen | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1800 | I guess I'm stuck with the bill... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1801 | Where'd what come from? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1802 | And then she said: "You can keep your money darling, I am starting my own construction business anyway." I wonder what she's up to, she hates dust. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1803 | Heads or tails.................. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1804 | The new building codes are really killing us construction managers. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1805 | I really don't think things could get any worse than they already are. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1806 | I'm telling you; brick and mortar business is Dead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1807 | Will you just for once restrain yourself and let me finish my sentence. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1808 | Boy, have I had a rough day! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1809 | Do you think she will contest the divorce? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1810 | You know, too much self-awareness is fatal | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1811 | Do you prefer 1 lump or 2? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1812 | Sure I'm unfaithful, manipulative and possessive, but like Jesus said: let he who is without sin cast the first... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1813 | I think I'll take another lump. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1814 | Trust me, you won't need the prospectus. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1815 | May the ceiling fall on me if this isn't a great deal! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1816 | I just can't take repeated warnings that the sky is falling seriously. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1817 | Face it, we could both be dead tomorrow.... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1818 | I'm feeling lucky today; the market is up! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1819 | I think your luck will change, in the other world. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1820 | Finally, I am getting that promotion! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1821 | Nothing is worse than being served stale coffee. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1822 | When I tell her it's destiny, she says I'm a blockhead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1823 | If this isn't the best retirement plan for you, may God strike me dead! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1824 | We're developing the air rights. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1825 | The loss of that account hit me like a...well, you can imagine. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1826 | She threatened to block me on Tinder. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1827 | I've got an interview with a Fortune 500 headhunter. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1828 | If you think life is a headache now, it could be worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1829 | I agree - the overhead is a definite liability. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1830 | Your problem is that you're not optimistic enough. Stop thinking thinking there's danger around the corner. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1831 | I'm telling you, there's no such thing as fate. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1832 | I have long term insurance, why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1833 | George, this may be your last breakfast. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1834 | I recommend the duck. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1835 | I hear they have a killer Happy Hour. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1836 | still undecided? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1837 | My cat bit the dust. My kid totaled my car. What do you suppose is the third strike? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1838 | Somebody put me outta my misery already! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1839 | Did you just hear a "beep, beep?" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1840 | Guess what, Herb. Looks like I've done everything on my bucket list. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1841 | I wish I had a more concrete idea. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1842 | Just give me one example how God could speak to us without circumventing the laws of nature. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1843 | Speaking of blockheads... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1844 | Relax... I hate pushy insurance salesmen. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1845 | Hell no. If I believed in karma, I wouldn't be where I am today. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1846 | Just give one single concrete example | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1847 | The fortune in diamonds is hidden under the... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1848 | I ordered the heavy cream. Why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1849 | No sugar. How can I get a lump? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1850 | And of that is not the truth, may God strike ... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1851 | I always get blocked when its time to work on these progress reports. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1852 | I'll tell you the bad news first. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1853 | Did you order that burger bloody? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1854 | I see big things coming your way... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1855 | Then she said, "Would it kill you to go out and enjoy yourself for once?" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1856 | ....and that's the gist of it. Oh, and to top it off.... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1857 | My wife claims that she put a hex on me. Rubbish! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1858 | I can't believe that tomorrow is finally my retirement day. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1859 | The cartoonist must be desperate if we're going classic now. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1860 | Yes, but where's the concrete proof that He exists? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1861 | I don't know... it's nothing concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1862 | If my wife knew, she'd kill me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1863 | So I told her ‘Screw you and your Gypsy curse.’ | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1864 | So that's your final word on the subject? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1865 | How do they get away with calling this place Starblocks? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1866 | I feel writer's block coming on. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1867 | I don't think the calories are your biggest problem | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1868 | My dream was always to build something with you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1869 | BAM and then it hits you | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1870 | And then she said, "you'll never see it coming . . ." | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1871 | The answer literally hit me like a ton of bricks! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1872 | I need a reason stronger than Trump to abandon the Republican party. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1873 | My wife is still experimentong with new methods of getting my attention. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1874 | If I don't have my morning coffee I get a splitting headache. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1875 | You have no idea how happy I am that we traded seats. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1876 | No, I am not worried about the crumbling infrastructure. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1877 | I just know my luck has got to change. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1878 | Yes, my wife is still allergic to flowers. Why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1879 | I've finally dismissed irrational fear from my life. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1880 | I called him a blockhead for believing in karma. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1881 | That's the last time I'm ordering a kale salad. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1882 | He said “karma” like I should know what it means. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1883 | Then I told Mr. Trump exactly what I thought of him... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1884 | Yes, I do expect the unexpected. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1885 | I'm struggling to overcome an irrational fear of impending doom. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1886 | I just always feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1887 | So I told him again that I had enough insurance and insisted that he leave. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1888 | I worry too much about my cholesterol. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1889 | So when do I get my 15 minutes of fame? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1890 | I guess an anvil would be passé. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1891 | I violated my non-disclosure agreement. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1892 | The study I just read says you can live longer if you drink more coffee. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1893 | Sometimes I feel about as interesting as a cinder block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1894 | Do we have to decide right this second? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1895 | Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to stop for coffee. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1896 | For once, I really feel like today is my day. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1897 | Better luck next time Joe, they chose me for the position. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1898 | Well, maybe not a ton, but at least one would have to hit me before I vote for that slob. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1899 | I've had just about enough of this concrete jungle. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1900 | They say their dessert is a real blockbuster. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1901 | Insurance is for suckers. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1902 | I'm such a klutz. I'm always spilling my coffee. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1903 | Drone delivery of building supplies? Never happen. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1904 | I'm depressed. Management told me this morning that they are offering me a retirement plan that I can't refuse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1905 | I guess I'm a chip off the old block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1906 | I think your coffee break's over | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1907 | I mean, what else could possibly go wrong? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1908 | This place will sell, just downplay it as a fixer and and emphasize the impact this older architecture makes. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1909 | I don't believe in gravity. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1910 | My wife says it's risky to drink from a styrofoam cup. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1911 | Ten days mourning is enough. Hot date tonight. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1912 | Hey, did you forget to pay the stone masons today? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1913 | I'd like to drop another ten pounds. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1914 | Don't tell me the sky is falling again! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1915 | The occasional doughnut won't kill you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1916 | I just had this deja vu moment | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1917 | What were you saying about tomorrow? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1918 | Man, did I ever need a break! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1919 | I've finally licked those nagging headaches. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1920 | You're not gonna live to 50 eating all those breakfast sandwiches. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1921 | So it's basically uber but for construction materials | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1922 | I'am blocking that thought right now! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1923 | It suddenly struck me ... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1924 | "After 31 years I've had a breakthrough. I've discovered the cure to all cancers. You simply combine magnesium oxide with | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1925 | Some day the block grant proposal will come back to bite us. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1926 | I just need to come up with something really concrete, NOW! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1927 | Are you getting baked or mashed potatoes? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1928 | This has been the worst day of my life. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1929 | Ten years searching for the Holy Grail of investing, and then it hit me... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1930 | This writer's block is going to kill me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1931 | Oh, that again. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1932 | What say we skip dessert? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1933 | My wife said that if she dropped a stone it would solve all our marriage problems | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1934 | Oh, by the way, I landed a blockbuster deal this morning. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1935 | You're right, I shouldn't worry about it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1936 | So how exactly does trickle-down economics work? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1937 | Your student loans are about to become less of a problem | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1938 | Say Ted, how are things going with your bucket list? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1939 | ... and then it hit me, like a ton of ... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1940 | My TED talk is - On the Job Braining. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1941 | I'm a lawyer for union busters--why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1942 | Excuse me. Can I be honest with you? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1943 | I'm waiting for a sign from above that this is a bad idea. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1944 | I'm glad I just got coffee... I don't think I have time to eat anything. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1945 | Luckily I was not laid-off today | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1946 | I hear they've opened a Zumba upstairs. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1947 | You wanna bet the judge will postpone the trial? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1948 | (thought bubble) It may not hurt that bad... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1949 | Are commodities falling again? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1950 | Gravity is not a fact, it's a theory. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1951 | I still enjoy sitting down at this brick and mortar restaurant over takeout! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1952 | Yeah, well. At least I've got my health. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1953 | I'll get the tab. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1954 | You can pick up the check, right? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1955 | My best source says the merger is concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1956 | So I laugh and say to him, what to are going to do , fire me? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1957 | Did you just call me a brick? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1958 | On second thoughts, we could skip dessert | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1959 | So, is this your first time back after they renovated? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1960 | Do you believe in second chances? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1961 | I wonder what he did to deserve this! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1962 | "So you are saying that your forecast on overhead issues is becoming increasingly urgent". | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1963 | I agree, Sir. Your time has come. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1964 | Well, my day has been pretty flat so far... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1965 | the espresso shots here give you a real jolt. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1966 | I hear the 'chicken under a brick' is to die for! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1967 | I feel like things can only get better from here. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1968 | How is your week going? "Its about to get better" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1969 | Tell me more about your accidental death and dismemberment policy. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1970 | I'm going to start writing about whatever hits me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1971 | There's a subtle difference between a "schlemiel" and a "schlimazel." | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1972 | This was suppose to be the 'drop-dead' date - yeah, right..... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1973 | One part of the prenup hasn't kicked in yet. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1974 | The world's in such turmoil, I fear Doomsday is near | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1975 | Aetna, of course. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1976 | I would have tied it to my leg and jumped out of a boat, but this works, too. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1977 | Dreams do come true. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1978 | Son, you may be my only heir,but you can't take over until you've learned to cut construction costs the way I have. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1979 | I can’t decide whether or not to start the Zoloft. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1980 | What do you mean things can always be worse? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1981 | "I was hit by lightning on the golf course Saturday". | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1982 | Ok, ok! In the unlikely event that I die before you, you can have my vinyl collection. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1983 | Now let's cement this deal and not let anything block it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1984 | I'll get through this, if the roof doesn't cave in. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1985 | I've blocked out an hour for lunch. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1986 | .....Chicken Little was right. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1987 | Didn't you design this place? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1988 | I see your point, but can I say this? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1989 | It's not my fault I was born lucky. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1990 | I'm saving for 30 years of retirement. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1991 | I mean, what are the chances? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1992 | I guess the forger needed the anvil. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1993 | If they forgot the soy mild again-its just gonna ruin my whole day | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1994 | What could possibly happen? My prenup incorporates every fail-safe mechanism that one can imagine. She may as well call it a day and move on. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1995 | Have a pen...I'm ready to sign the life insurance policy. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1996 | When The Mets lost the series? It was the worst thing that could ever happen to me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1997 | When something hits me I just run with it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1998 | So what's your opinion on life insurance? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
1999 | Order the frozen peas. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2000 | Pay attention, I am not going to repeat myself! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2001 | It was a tough afternoon, but tomorrow's another day. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2002 | I know, but I'm still voting for Trump. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2003 | In that moment, I realized his ("his" is italicized) life was flashing before my eyes. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2004 | I thought it was always lightning bolts. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2005 | So I think I'm going to cash in my chips and spend the rest of my life working for an NGO, or maybe do organic gardening, you know, something meaningful. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2006 | Life insurance ? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2007 | Things are finally going right for me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2008 | Don't let such things go to your head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2009 | What are the odds of that? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2010 | Mr Stevens, all I need is a quick signature in case anything unexpected happens. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2011 | My favorite song? 'Right Place Wrong Time.' You? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2012 | What do you mean "literally"? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2013 | Newton's Law? Just another example of science run amok. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2014 | You know you're setting in my regular seat. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2015 | Did I tell you my ex went back to school for masonry? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2016 | Good to take a break from the city's chaos. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2017 | Happy trails to you, too, Roy. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2018 | It seems like the boss has been coming down hard on me lately. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2019 | We finally got around to filing our suit against Acme. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2020 | Rosebud. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2021 | Too much caffein was hitting Joe like a ton of bricks... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2022 | Sometimes drones that deliver are a little off course | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2023 | The cab missed me by inches | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2024 | I've been thinking that I just might be an atheist. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2025 | Decaf is better for ya | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2026 | This burger is going down like a ton of bricks." "Speaking of which... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2027 | I'm not a praying man, but this morning I was so down I asked for a sign from above. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2028 | I'll need time to consider your insurance plan. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2029 | Mind if I take your desert? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2030 | I just have this feeling that I'm going to be struck with a great idea. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2031 | Did you order a vegan burger? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2032 | Buy the shares Ted....trust me.....I'm never wrong....I'm naturally lucky. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2033 | What I'm about to say will change your life forever. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2034 | ...so to play it safe, I'm cutting out gluten. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2035 | If that's your version of a light bulb, I think its a bad idea. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2036 | What time you got? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2037 | Show me someone who can expect the unexpected, and I'll show you a successful actuary. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2038 | Look, Fred, nobody really NEEDS insurance. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2039 | My wife says I can't complain to any more restaurant managers. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2040 | Well, one thing I'M sure of . . . . | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2041 | I have such amazing luck! Yes! Lucky Jeffrey, that's what they call me! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2042 | I'm telling you, I just feel more and more like Chicken Little. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2043 | I'll get the check this time and you can get it the next time. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2044 | Life surprises you with the most unexpcted events when you least expect it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2045 | Now, quit interrupting me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2046 | So... What are you doing tonight? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2047 | "What I'm about to tell you may save your life."$ | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2048 | No pressure.....but what was that stock tip? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2049 | It came down from corporate; Bob never knew what hit him | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2050 | Don't worry so much, Sid; it'll never happen. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2051 | Infrastructure, Shminfrastructure!! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2052 | Hey! I just remembered where Jimmy Hoffa's buried. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2053 | What'd you say? I was daydreaming. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2054 | I still don't know why you asked me to switch seats. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2055 | So on balance this has been a good year so far. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2056 | Oh, you know, tomorrow is another day! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2057 | Boy, I can't shake this headache. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2058 | Any last thoughts? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2059 | I never know what to order. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2060 | Tomorrow's another day! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2061 | After that meeting, the day can only get better. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2062 | I can't see a downside. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2063 | Let me get the check. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2064 | So if I buy the insurance policy now, when will it take effect? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2065 | Life's short-I'm going to eat dessert first. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2066 | I make it a point to anticipate everything that could possibly go wrong. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2067 | It just feels like God and me haven't been on the best of terms lately... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2068 | Geez, the sky is always falling with you! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2069 | I'm just glad I got my cholesterol under control. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2070 | As an actuary, I know all the risks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2071 | If we're still not happy, it says someone from the weight staff will be in touch. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2072 | ...But I'm sure something will break my way soon. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2073 | I said Tinder not Cinder. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2074 | My grandfather was a 33rd degree Mason, but I think it's all Mumbo-Jumbo. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2075 | Foresight got me where I am now. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2076 | No, things are not looking up. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2077 | This coffee actually is pretty good. So much for my bad feeling about this place. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2078 | It's déjà vu all over again. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2079 | Heads up, Tom. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2080 | Do you think I'm paying too much for life insurance? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2081 | I really feel like things are going to start looking up... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2082 | Sometimes it seems like the whole world is out to get me . . . | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2083 | Well, the good news is my lab results came back negative... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2084 | Here comes another Trump building | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2085 | Never mind Frank, its probably too late. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2086 | Did you forget to leave a tip last time we ate here!!! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2087 | I was looking for a way to cut down on construction costs and, just like that, it hit me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2088 | A term policy through work. Why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2089 | Waiter, Separate checks | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2090 | *Should I... or Shouldn't I?" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2091 | ...and not you, or anyone, or any thing is going to stop me... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2092 | I believe it's your turn to pay. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2093 | I just don't see any reason to look up. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2094 | Medical Insurance? Disability Insurance? Life Insurance? Who are they kidding?! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2095 | Yeah, I'm starting to save for retirement this year. You? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2096 | I've got to tell you -- the answer hit me like a ton of bricks! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2097 | DUCK! DUCK! BRICK! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2098 | Deadlines are a killer. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2099 | I can't seem to shake this writers block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2100 | Do you see what I'm talking about | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2101 | Did you order anything with your coffee? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2102 | I dunno, it feels like I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2103 | yeah... and then it hit me! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2104 | Pay attention, Bob, I'm showing you the right way to dunk. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2105 | I think we've covered it all. Good meeting. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2106 | Or may God strike dead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2107 | Why do they call it a flat white? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2108 | Karma's a bitch... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2109 | Like you said, our new boss can be a real headache. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2110 | Its not like all these sugars are gonna kill me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2111 | Can I finish my point please? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2112 | I got my cholesterol down under 200. Now what can possibly go wrong? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2113 | So, how has your day been so far? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2114 | One coffee in the morning gets me through anything. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2115 | Have you given much thought to life insurance? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2116 | I think we can save on construction costs by cutting back on hard hats | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2117 | Looking ahead ... . | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2118 | God has a plan for everyone. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2119 | I'm not that worried about sugar killing me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2120 | I had this mind block, and then it hit me... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2121 | My book on fate is nearly finished. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2122 | Something big is coming for me, I can almost feel it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2123 | I lost my wife, job, life savings, at least it can't get any worse.... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2124 | Frankly, I find the media's continual 'sky is falling' mentality tiresome. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2125 | I just beat cancer. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2126 | It's got too many calories, but I figure, you can get killed just crossing the street. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2127 | Did you order the 'Chicken Little' pie? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2128 | I wouldn't worry about the promotion if I were you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2129 | I'll pick up the next tab. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2130 | What will it take that you adhere to our safety standards? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2131 | IT'S ALL ABOUT MANAGING DOWNSIDE RISK. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2132 | You say Trump engages in shoddy construction practices - well, I say where's the proof? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2133 | Your not going to believe this but I think things are finally falling into place for me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2134 | Seriously, those donuts'll kill ys. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2135 | Without an eyewitness or a murder weapon we're gonna need something really concrete here. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2136 | I'm so weary of the ethereal, nuanced ways of thinking. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2137 | We're going to hsve to stop eating here. This place is falling apart. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2138 | do you think of your glass as half empty or full? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2139 | I'll start by providing you with some foundation. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2140 | Uh, I'd stop worrying about the other shoe. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2141 | What do you think Bob meant when he said he'd be dropping a big one on us today? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2142 | I can't tell how lucky I feel to have someone like you to talk to." | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2143 | I've finally earned enough points for a free refill. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2144 | ...and then--right out of the blue--it hit me... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2145 | I just can't seem to shake this feeling of impending doom. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2146 | I'm SO boring. Just once I would like to be newsworthy. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2147 | What a joke, the bottom's going to fall out. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2148 | The good news is, I'm going to pick up the tab. But... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2149 | Whatever you do, don't look up. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2150 | He's not that hard headed. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2151 | You appear not to be listening! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2152 | Speaking of your wife, does she like dinner and a movie? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2153 | I know it's stupid, but I constantly feel like something terrible is about to happen to me... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2154 | Actually, I wouldn't worry about what she thinks about your appearance. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2155 | So, your advice would be to sell immediately. Really? You sure? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2156 | What's our drop-dead date for the Flanders contract? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2157 | My wife thinks that being a Trump supporter will turn me into a blockhead! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2158 | I run a hedge fund. I don't believe in karma. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2159 | It's funny; every single thing has been going my way lately. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2160 | What the... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2161 | My financial planner assures me that I'm not really in any danger for the near term. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2162 | The witness protection program works really well. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2163 | I've always been interested in free masonry. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2164 | Not now, Bob- I just thought of the best caption ever - I've been waiting for this day my whole life! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2165 | I just wish I had proof of the gravity of the situation. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2166 | Maybe I should try the duck. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2167 | I've been thinking about building a wall. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2168 | So I figure, if my fund manager thinks things are taking a turn for the better, then who am I to argue? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2169 | The meaning of life finally hit me...and if I could, I'd hit back. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2170 | I wonder if these coffee lids are BPA-free. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2171 | I couldn't make any sense of it, and then it hit me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2172 | Well, I think you should reconsider your position. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2173 | No, not a dark cloud, exactly... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2174 | Me? I'm long on "infrastructure". | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2175 | I ate way too much but it hasn't hit me yet! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2176 | So - We have a verbal contract -Right ? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2177 | There's no way he can get Mexico to pay for it...and building supplies don't just magically fall from the sky. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2178 | …I mean, it's not like a cinderblock is going to fall on me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2179 | Did you check your horoscope this morning? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2180 | I think Trump would make a great president. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2181 | The diet's going great. I haven't had anything heavy for two weeks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2182 | Schwindler will retire soon and then we can talk about you becoming a partner. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2183 | Their drop down menu has a glitch. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2184 | Just bought a lucky charms factory. How about you? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2185 | When did you say you're supposed to see Hamilton? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2186 | She said life with me was too uneventful. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2187 | Doing my taxes at the last minute is stressful. I heard Block could help clear my head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2188 | This coffee tastes like mortar | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2189 | I probably have been a little too Chicken Little lately. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2190 | Very little surprises me anymore. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2191 | ...and that's why I'm an atheist. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2192 | I'm telling you, I dodged a bullet with THAT trade Stan. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2193 | Never thought much of Issac Newton | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2194 | And then she said, "Don't worry about it, I forgive you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2195 | Sara said i should have seen it coming. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2196 | I'd like a concrete answer. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2197 | So this cartoon coyote keeps following me around. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2198 | Today's my last day at work. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2199 | He actually called me a "Blockhead" at the meeting | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2200 | I can't help feeling that change is in the air. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2201 | So Cheryl and I have been checking out retirement communities. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2202 | Sorry, what did you just say about the duck. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2203 | Yes I am accident prone. Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2204 | Nothing could be worse than this headache. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2205 | So, anyway, I've decided to sue the garage over a scratch I found on my car. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2206 | Sometimes an idea hits me like a bolt from the blue." "Or.... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2207 | I think it says ACME. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2208 | What's with the look, John? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2209 | I thought it would be a shoe. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2210 | Well, so much for all your long-term financial planning. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2211 | How safe an investment? You'd have a better chance of a concrete block hitting you in a cafe, than lose on this one. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2212 | For years I searched for the meaning of life. Then it hit me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2213 | I'd like to put you in charge of our crisis management team, effective immediately. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2214 | I can't begin to describe how bad this divorce feels. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2215 | I have some bad news. I going to ask the board to terminate your services this afternoon. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2216 | Do you know the man upstairs? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2217 | Last night I told Susan I want a divorce. She took it surprisingly well. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2218 | Ever feel like you just need to get out from under? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2219 | Last night my wife called me a blockhead, wtf? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2220 | I think you meant to download Tinder, not Cinder. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2221 | You can't deny he builds great buildings. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2222 | She left me. She says I exaggerate, that no one's luck is as bad as I claim. Any ideas on how I can win her over? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2223 | Fortunately, I don't have writer's block anymore | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2224 | Carpe nanosecond. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2225 | No, I don't think Jane knows about the divorce yet. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2226 | So I told her, I don't believe in curses. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2227 | Things are really starting to look up for me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2228 | "Really, what could be worse than Trump? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2229 | For some reason I just have no interest in this presidential race. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2230 | I'm thinking cinder block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2231 | Come on, saying that you have a writer's block is just an excuse to avoid writing. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2232 | "Drop down, ye heavens, from above." Isaiah 45:8 | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2233 | Barbara says I need to be more self-aware. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2234 | You never know when a good idea might hit you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2235 | This is fine, but you've probably never heard of my favorite coffee shop. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2236 | This taste bitter to you? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2237 | No...I'm pretty sure it's called Tinder. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2238 | It's a prop for a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2239 | Did you order the Chicken Little? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2240 | TOMORROW, I'LL BUY | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2241 | . . . so I splurged on the Ferrari, 'cause life's too short. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2242 | I would suggest that you move on that caption contest idea post haste | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2243 | Coffee's cold. I won't be coming here again. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2244 | If it's not one damn thing, it's another! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2245 | I'm the luckiest man in the world... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2246 | Jones, we're going to have to start from the ground up on this one, a block at a time. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2247 | I'm just waiting for the other brick to fall. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2248 | Karma?....Really? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2249 | Suddenly, it hit me like... . | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2250 | These old industrial spaces are amazing! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2251 | But Hell. Y'know what they say, ' Every dark cloud...' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2252 | You didn't tip either? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2253 | How much did you tip the waiter? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2254 | "Donald, did you read your horoscope today? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2255 | As you know, subtlety is not my strong suit... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2256 | I've been having these headaches. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2257 | What are the odds? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2258 | What lump ? Sugar's not good for me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2259 | Yes, I remember. I asked for one lump. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2260 | My wife wants a divorce. My boss wants me to resign. What else can happen? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2261 | Do you really believe anyone can predict the future? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2262 | Here it is, Aquarius: "A smashing event will change your life". | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2263 | I'll believe in 'climate change' when something concrete happens. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2264 | Food trucks shmood trucks--nothing beats a brick and mortar restaurant. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2265 | Just ask God to show you a sign, Bob, and He will. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2266 | I'd like some concrete answers as soon as possible. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2267 | Glad your sister is so understading and invited me here to discuss that affair. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2268 | Stocks are dropping, bonds are dropping- | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2269 | Lunch is getting pretty boring... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2270 | My therapist says "Live every moment of life as if it's your last." | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2271 | You know, I think you have to make sure a restaurant has banned tipping before you decide not to leave one. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2272 | 'I can't escape the feeling that if I support Trump something terrible will happen.' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2273 | How would you rate the ambiance? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2274 | You know what I like about the street food business? No overhead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2275 | I tell you, I feel like a great weight has just been lifted from my shoulders. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2276 | There is really no good time to tell your best friend you are in love with his wife. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2277 | Well, compared to the convention this should be a breeze | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2278 | Great food. Lousy atmosphere. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2279 | I believe you make your own luck. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2280 | Things couldn't be better, thanks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2281 | I'm just not feeling good about today. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2282 | I'm telling you, Frank, you're in for a rude awakening with all that gluten and read meat... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2283 | I never tip the barista. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2284 | Thanks for switching spots with me. The A/C above that seat was killing me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2285 | Tut, tut! Looks like pain | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2286 | God don't want no scrubs. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2287 | It's been a long day. I wish I had something harder than this juice. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2288 | All science is just theory. Take gravity for instance . . . | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2289 | Could you ever see yourself having my job? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2290 | So the weatherman actually got one right? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2291 | You got yours for here, I got mine to go. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2292 | That's good, but I need something concrete! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2293 | They raised the premium on my life insurance policy, so l canceled it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2294 | Of course they want me to direct the sequel! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2295 | We shaved the materials budget, be we feel good about the bottom line. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2296 | ... and that's the truth, may God strike me dead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2297 | Think I'll knock off early today. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2298 | Unlike me, she was always a 'sky is falling' pessimist. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2299 | Any regrets | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2300 | You just don't understand the gravity Of the situation! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2301 | The price of coffee these days... It hits ya like a tonne of bricks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2302 | We should have eaten at the next block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2303 | The coffee's great but the decor here is too heavily brick-a-bac. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2304 | This day cannot get any worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2305 | How's it feel to hear I slept with your wife, 'Mr. Alleged Clairvoyant Magician'... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2306 | So, I've been very concerned about the anvil shortage. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2307 | What's this item about ceiling repair? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2308 | And I said, 'Babe, it's LA, who needs an umbrella?' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2309 | This may sound strange but this is the best day I've had in years | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2310 | I feel good. Like there is nothing hanging over my head anymore. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2311 | Ugh -- decaf. Now I'm gonna have a headache all day. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2312 | I keep waiting for a sign that she hasn't given up on us. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2313 | What exactly is a karma chameleon anyway? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2314 | You have no idea how good it feels to be out from under suspicion. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2315 | So I said to myself, 'What's the worst that can happen?' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2316 | When was the last time you had a sense of foreboding? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2317 | So...when does the insurance policy kick in? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2318 | I guess this one's on you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2319 | Relax--what could go wrong? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2320 | Cream in the coffee is nice, but skim milk is healthier. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2321 | I'm really concerned about a huge crash. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2322 | I'm a big-picture thinker. Why should I focus on more immediate issues? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2323 | I feel like the sky is falling | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2324 | Some people need to be hit with a ton of bricks before they realize their New Yorker cartoon captions just aren't funny. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2325 | I don't get it. I thought he said the Kenyan blend had a hard finish. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2326 | Yeah, that was my wife calling. I never take her calls. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2327 | It's like I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2328 | Looks like a woman finally broke through that glass ceiling of yours. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2329 | Nothing. What are you doing tonight? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2330 | I'm having the pancake. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2331 | I need another donut like I need a hole in the head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2332 | Thank God, he hasn't signed it yet. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2333 | Harrison, that's what I like about you - so optimistic! Always looking up! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2334 | I'll tell you man. If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2335 | Can things get any worse today? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2336 | I'm dying of boredom, Bill. Nothing ever happens. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2337 | Well, I know I should consider something more concrete. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2338 | I wished for a ton of bricks, but this is fine. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2339 | ...and I said, 'George, you're wrong. What do you need; a brick upside the head to see the Truth?' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2340 | Theres absolutely nothing that can go wrong with this plan. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2341 | May God strike me down if I'm wrong. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2342 | You will get that job over my dead body, | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2343 | I built this place. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2344 | It's 'Dunkin' Donuts', not 'Duck' - why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2345 | And then she called me a blockhead. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2346 | I don't really understand the point of the story to this show... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2347 | My broker's view of the stock market sounds like Chicken Little. He thinks the sky is falling! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2348 | I favor the top-down approach. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2349 | It's kind of like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop---only worse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2350 | I'll tell ya Ned, all this tax stuff is giving me a migraine. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2351 | I think Damocles was a family name. Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2352 | Barring any unforeseen circumstances... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2353 | Gary, I feel that now is the appropriate time to tell you that your wife and I have been having an affair. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2354 | Duck? No, I'm strictly Vegan. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2355 | You really should cut down on the fatty foods. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2356 | May God strike me dead if I'm not telling you the honest truth! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2357 | It's no secret. I take everyday as it comes. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2358 | I feel real lucky today. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2359 | I'm glad I didn't send my wrap back. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2360 | You know those days when nothing goes right? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2361 | You're overlooking the gravity of the situation. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2362 | How many visits to your next reward? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2363 | For years I struggled with the meaning of life . . . then it hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2364 | The gods must have noticed your light headed. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2365 | the divorce went well, don't you think ? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2366 | I finally told Barbara it's over. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2367 | So, now I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2368 | It's nothing concrete, just an overwhelming existential fear. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2369 | How about them bricks? I mean Knicks! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2370 | Do you know how the Feds cracked the iPhone? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2371 | Usually something hits you like a pile of bricks, but I don't know what a lone cinder block means. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2372 | My favorite cartoon? I've always been partial to Krazy Kat. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2373 | You won't believe what happened today. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2374 | You know, I sometimes wonder where I'll be in 20 years. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2375 | Well, there'll be concrete evidence that it wasn't me who did it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2376 | They say the coffee in here has got some kick to it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2377 | I guess I'm not having a bad day after all. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2378 | I'm not going to get those revenue reports in on time, am I, George? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2379 | Knock on wood - the divorce has been very amicable so far. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2380 | Eat here long enough and it'll kill you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2381 | Sometimes it feels like I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2382 | How'd you wanna go? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2383 | So, David, I've decided to put you back in my will. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2384 | Did I ever wish I had Spidey sense? Why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2385 | Your proposal is a little heavy handed | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2386 | I'd like to say that it can't get any worse, but... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2387 | I'm sure of one thing--I'll never vote for Trump. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2388 | Isn't life just random? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2389 | Boy, this writer's block is really killing me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2390 | It's a cinderblock isn't it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2391 | This is one of those days when you have to wonder what the hell else can go wrong? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2392 | You ask me if Lilly has ever cheated on me? I know for a fact that my wife has always been faithful to me. So Mike why do you ask. ? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2393 | You're the last person who should be giving me a 'Heads up.' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2394 | Guess my geolocation app is off by about 3 feet. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2395 | No...nothing going on in my life. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2396 | Have you ever had that feeling...? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2397 | Surprisingly, I've had worse dates. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2398 | Lately, I've been feeling this enormous weight over me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2399 | I probably should have eaten the chef's special instead of sending it back to the kitchen. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2400 | Things have really fallen off around here. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2401 | And so I said, "well, where do you think you're going to get a brick?" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2402 | Are you going through a divorce? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2403 | We've been close for years...but they can't keep both of us. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2404 | Okay, I'll give you a concrete example. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2405 | Yeah, but you can get killed crossing the street. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2406 | Man. I feel a headache coming on. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2407 | I'm getting to that age when I realize I don't have all the time in the world. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2408 | I'm telling you Jim, I am sick of all the headaches! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2409 | Should have tipped. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2410 | Just a second, it'll come to me | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2411 | Brick & mortar just isn't relevant anymore. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2412 | I need some excitement in my life. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2413 | They're going to make me department head, just watch. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2414 | Bert, I never remember...is it schadenfreude or schatenfreude? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2415 | Do you think the April Fools pranks are getting out of hand this year? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2416 | How risky could it be if I continued to deny science? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2417 | Do you ever have those days, when the whole world seems to coming down around you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2418 | Before the recession that would've been a piano | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2419 | If you have time tomorrow, I'll talk with Marge tonight and then we can sign that insurance policy. Will that work for you? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2420 | No, three strings should hold it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2421 | Then she said, 'I believe you'. How lucky is that? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2422 | Goodbye Frank. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2423 | At times like these, I wish I wasn't a statistician. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2424 | What'da you think about the new high-rises in the neighborhood? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2425 | Er, lean in? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2426 | The lunch in this place is knockout | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2427 | Is there a problem? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2428 | Wha'd ya say? You called me a blockhead? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2429 | So I told him, 'At least I'm not a construction worker...' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2430 | So I got that going for me... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2431 | So the punk cuts me off... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2432 | You should have seen that construction worker's face when I told him to stop oogling my secretary. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2433 | Oh God, I was kidding! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2434 | I wouldn't wait on the cream and sugar if I were you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2435 | Will? Why would I need a will? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2436 | I think I can offer you some concrete advice. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2437 | Stanley, you're not paying attention. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2438 | I can't seem to lose this sense of impending doom. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2439 | I just remembered the good news that I wanted to tell you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2440 | Full cash offer with no contingencies | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2441 | I guess a 25% tip won't kill me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2442 | This is your classic brick and mortar store. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2443 | When you least expect it, an idea will hit you like a brick. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2444 | I'm sensing a disturbance in the force. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2445 | My ex has been in a much better mood since she went to see a fortune teller. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2446 | That's when it hit me. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2447 | Like I said, I am all for busting the unions | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2448 | Think I'll skip dessert. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2449 | I finally got rid of my migraines. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2450 | Look out, here comes Cindy Block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2451 | My wife says I've become a doom and gloom Republican. What the hell does she know? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2452 | I think something big is going to happen soon. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2453 | Nice knowing you! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2454 | I don't play the odds. I deal with the here and now. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2455 | It's all about location and timing. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2456 | I'm more of an anti-mason myself. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2457 | Yes, Obama Care. Why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2458 | My wife thinks I need to find a purpose in life. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2459 | I wonder why the Board of Health only rates this place as a "C"? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2460 | Actually, more of a hoper really than a believer. Why? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2461 | Cindy? Who's Cindy? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2462 | and then it hit me, life happens when you least expect it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2463 | You know that cookie will kill you, don't you ? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2464 | The building market will crash. Be ready. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2465 | I agree. In this global market it's not a matter of if, but when. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2466 | If you see something, say something | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2467 | There are drawbacks to having a magnetic personality. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2468 | That's why I went vegan, the trans fats will kill ya. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2469 | The block of bankruptcies is a family curse. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2470 | So, when will the new reconstruction contract be signed? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2471 | "Heads" what? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2472 | Say it--Don't spray it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2473 | Yeah,I definitely feel a change of luck is in the air! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2474 | Could you get the bill? I'm close to being broke. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2475 | Coyote? Where? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2476 | Believe me Frank, I've been around the block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2477 | So I'm just walking down the street, minding my own business, and this bird poops on my head. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2478 | I've told you a 100 times...I really HATE Downton Abbey. It's no big deal. OK? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2479 | ...and then I told my wife I wasn't being hard-headed about it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2480 | I think everything's finally falling into place. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2481 | I lost my job, my friends and family think I'm a loser, my dog ran away... What have I got to lose? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2482 | New England Life, why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2483 | Whoa....did you just call me a BLOCKHEAD! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2484 | I finally met Tabitha's parents. Her mom's a teacher and her dad's a mason. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2485 | I really think my luck is about to turn around. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2486 | Have you ever found yourself in a place where you feel you're just waiting for a sign? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2487 | I heard that one of us is getting downsized | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2488 | God strike me dead if I'm lying | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2489 | This is a no-brainer, Hal. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2490 | We separated on amicable terms. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2491 | Sometimes it's like "I should'a stayed in bed..." | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2492 | Que sera, sera. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2493 | My job is great, kids are great, wife is great life is really looking up | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2494 | Be careful what you wish for. Killed by idiom! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2495 | Revenge of the glass ceiling | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2496 | So you say you have a contingency for anything unforeseen? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2497 | Monday mornings are so boring. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2498 | You have a will? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2499 | Life's a crapshoot-I took a flyer on the Phillies at 300 to 1. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2500 | Hah! My horoscope says “Avoid coffee today.” | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2501 | ''I've had some bad luck, but I refuse to believe I'm unlucky.'' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2502 | Guess what? I won the lottery today. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2503 | I'LL PICK UP THE CHECK NEXT TIME | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2504 | ... but - as they say - all's well that ends well... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2505 | Why don't you ever look at me when we talk? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2506 | And if Donald Trump isn't the best candidate of the whole pack, may a great cinder block strike me on the head RIGHT NOW! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2507 | No, its PENNIES from heaven. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2508 | Oh, come on, Phil! April Fool's Day was last week. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2509 | ...but if somebody else slips on a banana peel, that's funny. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
2510 | Life's a brick: you get laid and run into a wall. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2511 | And then this clown tried to sell me life insurance. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2512 | You just never know, do you? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2513 | Why do you keep calling me Damocles? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2514 | Did you know this place is closing? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2515 | You wouldn't believe what my horoscope said today. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2516 | What do you think God will say when he hears I'm voting for Trump? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2517 | When I get a great idea, it hits me like a ton of bricks. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2518 | Do you think I'm too pessimistic? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2519 | Some days I don't feel like getting up. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2520 | I just need a sign | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2521 | And that's my final offer | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2522 | That brings us to item number six on your expense report...'cinder block booby-trap'. I'll have to disallow that as well! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2523 | I am a pessimist by nature, it is true. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2524 | Yes Rick, I do know what irony is but I fail to see how that relates to you being a block head. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2525 | So I finally broke up with Bellatrix last night. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2526 | Did you ever wake up with the feeling something big was gonna happen? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2527 | My problem has always been I'm too theoretical. I just have no talent for concrete thinking! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2528 | Let me tell you, it's been a hell of a day! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2529 | Anything weighing on your mind? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2530 | Who are you calling a blockhead? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2531 | I hear overhead is coming down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2532 | Ever feel like nothing is going your way? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2533 | You worry about tomorrow too much. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2534 | At least now I have a reason to be late to work. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2535 | I told him not to send back the soup. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2536 | Did you ever wake up feeling like nothing bad could possibly happen today? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2537 | Trust me. Life insurance is a sucker's bet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2538 | Then he called me a blockhead. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2539 | I feel lucky today | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2540 | What's wrong? You look like you just saw a falling block of concrete. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2541 | Yes, my life insurance premiums are paid up. Why? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2542 | Nah, a light bulb isn't pragmatic. It isn't achievable. At least with a cinder block, you know what you're getting. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2543 | You shouldn't have complained about your tea. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2544 | Well at least your rain cloud is gone. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2545 | You're right. There's nothing you can do. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2546 | I just won the lottery. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2547 | Have you been following the concussion studies from the NFL? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2548 | "Don't even try talking me out of it, I'm getting out of the construction business once and for all". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2549 | Are you going to finish that sandwich or keep staring at that cinder block for the rest of our meal? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2550 | Did you see the way that old gypsy looked at me? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2551 | The concept here is brilliant: replace the waitresses with drones. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2552 | It's like we're stuck choosing between a bullet or poison. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2553 | I was trying to remember her name, and then it hit me... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2554 | Can you give me just a moment? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2555 | Thanks for blocking some time out with me today. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2556 | I don't get irony. It's gotta just hit me over the head. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2557 | You can die if you keep eating that stuff! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2558 | Any new ideas on ways to test the new NFL concussion protocols? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2559 | It's rude to talk with your mouth full. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2560 | I just know my luck's gonna change soon. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2561 | This latte better be worth it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2562 | Can't remember. Mental block. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2563 | Et tu, Blocke'? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2564 | ------if I'm not telling the truth. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2565 | I'm warning you, Harry. The sky really is falling this time. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2566 | Ever feel like you're sitting under the sword of Damocles? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2567 | My shrink suggested that I fast-track my upstairs renovation and enjoy it longer. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2568 | This wills you all but pen just conked out. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2569 | The "chicken little special" isn't sitting well with me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2570 | So then, suddenly, it hits me! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2571 | Do you ever wake up feeling lucky? I feel like today's my lucky day. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2572 | Ya know, I've felt like nothing has been heading my way today . | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2573 | You never know when inspiration will hit you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2574 | I don't care what my wife says, spending our life savings on those hair plugs has really paid off. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2575 | Is it a deal? Yes or. No | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2576 | O.K., confession time. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2577 | That pastry will kill you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2578 | If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me down right now. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2579 | I don't know what the answer is either, kid. I'm just waiting for it to finally hit me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2580 | Keep you lid on. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2581 | Actually, some laws can't be changed. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2582 | Today couldn't get any worse. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2583 | It's not duck, it's chicken. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2584 | I'm afraid we are out of time. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2585 | I'm telling you. Life is a crapshoot. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2586 | Someone broke the glass ceiling again. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2587 | You said you wanted your ashes spread in the Carribean? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2588 | Argh, they are killing me -- they put soy instead of skim again. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2589 | The Cubs are going to win it all. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2590 | Gimme a sec; it's just a mental block. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2591 | and that should be the last thing on my list that's hanging over my head... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2592 | My mental block's a killer. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2593 | Yes I did say the food here is to die for. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2594 | That sandwich is going to hit you like a falling cinderblock. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2595 | Did someone just yell heads up? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2596 | I hope I get his office. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2597 | Thank God my dad taught me to plan for the future. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2598 | I've finally made my peace with the man upstairs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2599 | I expect the sword of Damocles to fall at any moment. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2600 | God, schmod. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2601 | I am just looking for a sign why we shouldn't invest in a Chipotle Franchise. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2602 | I'm a cartoonist. What do you do? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2603 | About that meeting...I don't think we have to worry. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2604 | My friends may threaten to BLOCK me, but I'm not going to stop sharing political posts on Facebook! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2605 | Let's get this to go. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2606 | I would try anything to get rid of my migraine. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2607 | No. I haven't noticed an alarming increase in construction accidents. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2608 | I just need a few days off. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2609 | At least I get to choose my own provider. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2610 | Did you tell me that you wrote a rather scathing article about Trump on Facebook! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2611 | This may not be the time, but have you ever been hit by a ton of bricks? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2612 | trust me, dude, a Trump candidacy is gonna be great for the Democrats | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2613 | My employer dropped my insurance and I still can't get on that damn Government web sight. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2614 | So! you think things are suddenly looking up. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2615 | I don't have a lawyer, why do you ask? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2616 | Wait- it's Tuesday... let me guess... a cinder block? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2617 | I finally beat my addiction to Tetris. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2618 | Thankfully, it's only a metaphor. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2619 | And it was then that Bob realized what could be worse than missing the seasonal decorations on his coffee cup. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2620 | Did I ever tell you the story of my being struck by lightning? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2621 | Are you saying you see something I don't see .. again? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2622 | This chef takes chicken-under-a-brick a little too far | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2623 | Gerald, um, I think you might want to watch out. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2624 | I can feel it coming, Eddie. I'm a great songwriter and I know I'm lined up for a really big hit. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2625 | Dontcha hate it when folks drop in unannounced? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2626 | Do you think the chef saw my negative Yelp rating.... Uh yeah. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2627 | it's like nothing ever happens, you know ... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2628 | I just don't see any future for me at the firm. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2629 | So you really didn't mind my getting the promotion? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2630 | I can't believe they put whole milk in my soy latte. This day could NOT get any worse... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2631 | Do you have a minute? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2632 | Sometimes I feel like the sky is falling down, but only on me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2633 | Hard work got me to where I am, Jim, not luck. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2634 | I'm a little reluctant to go ahead with the divorce, knowing she will get half ? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2635 | Luckily he's hard headed. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2636 | I'm tired of being afraid. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2637 | What's cheaper whole life or term. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2638 | After last week, how bad could things get? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2639 | I just need to complete their customer satisfaction survey. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2640 | So what you're trying to tell me is that I didn't tip enough? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2641 | Everything depends on being at the right place at the right time. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2642 | Yes I do believe in karma—why? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2643 | You'll never guess what my daily horoscope says. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2644 | Those carbs are going to kill you someday. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2645 | Meyers and Jacoby originally met to discuss selling Amway. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2646 | That block of angry tweets from the Cloud should be coming in any time now. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2647 | I never thought the aggregate would fall so fast ! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2648 | Got one of those standing desks. Gonna add years to my life. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2649 | Moving to the city has been great for me--everything is just a block away. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2650 | The Triple-Shot Caramel Latte Surprise. You? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2651 | …and the penalty for self-insuring is miniscule compared to the premiums I am avoiding in the long run. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2652 | I am going to go to my grave with the recipe for grandma's secret sauce. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2653 | So you're saying things are starting to look up for me? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2654 | And if I'm lying, may God strike me dead. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2655 | That bagel's going to sit like a brick in your stomach. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2656 | Just then, as if by magic... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2657 | Mason, that's the oldest trick to distract me and have a laugh. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2658 | Gravity? Pssh, it's just a theory! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2659 | She finally said "yes!" | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2660 | Maybe God will send a sign. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2661 | Nothing ever changes | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2662 | Heaviness descends from the heights, don't you think? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2663 | Doesn't your ex wife work upstairs? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2664 | You don't want to know what a day I had ... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2665 | I told you we should wait until the glue dries. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2666 | Do you mind taking the check just this once? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2667 | Nice to relax...absolutely nothing has been going my way today. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2668 | Okay, I will purchase life insurance. Just please stop with the suggestive morbid stories. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2669 | Aha! I think we know why the building inspectors were outside. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2670 | Bob, I gotta say, the decor here is stunning. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2671 | For my inspection I'm giving this coffee shop a perfect rating for cleanliness and safety. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2672 | What exactly was that waiver you signed walking in? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2673 | Yes, but why now? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2674 | I couldn't afford the sword. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2675 | For the life of me, I can't imagine anything worse than a President Trump. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2676 | I have this ominous feeling -- like someone's watching me through the window. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2677 | That's about as likely as getting hit on the head by a cinder block. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2678 | I'll find the next big thing if it kills me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2679 | MetLife. Why do.....? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2680 | Suddenly this world saving thought hit me like a brick. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2681 | Mallard! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2682 | ... all of which leaves me searching for some kind of a sign. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2683 | When I want to feel alive I dip my fingers in hot coffee. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2684 | Boy do I have bad luck - today was his turn to pay for lunch ! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2685 | It doesn't seem like a serious threat. I'm sure it will fizzle out soon. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2686 | I guess I should have been nicer to that server, but at least she gave me a good seat, | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2687 | On second thought, I think I will upgrade my life insurance policy | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2688 | You better watch the Reubens, George. Pastrami will kill you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2689 | I know it's irrational, but I have this sense of dread . . . | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2690 | Those global warming idiots are like chicken little! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2691 | So I said to the construction worker, "Can't you hurry this job up?" | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2692 | I don't think it's the other shoe you have to worry about. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2693 | Are you almost finished? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2694 | Let me get the check this time. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2695 | There's an old saying about some guy being a chip off the old block.... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2696 | O-negative. Why do you ask? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2697 | I don't think you understand the gravity of my situation. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2698 | I don’t believe in tipping. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2699 | Hey! They finally got my order right! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2700 | My boss is a real blockhead | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2701 | Just hit me with it, John. I promise it won't be over my head. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2702 | It's my turn to by the coffee. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2703 | My ideas always hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2704 | I think things are finally falling into place. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2705 | But on a lighter note... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2706 | My wife wants to cement our relationship, whatever that means. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2707 | No, I don't think a little coffee is going to kill you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2708 | So anyway, I opted out of COBRA. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2709 | Well, he is a blockhead. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2710 | Finally, everything is looking up for me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2711 | No, I don't believe in insurance. Why? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2712 | What dou you mean the future isn't bright? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2713 | ...so I told her "you think a brick layer can make you happy?!" | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2714 | I just feel like I'm due for a life-changing experience. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2715 | Quick, make a wish. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2716 | i don't know about you, but I'm ready to cement this deal. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2717 | I don't get "interesting" surprises. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2718 | So, how is the remodeling going in your office upstairs? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2719 | Did you ever have one of those days where nothing goes right? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2720 | should i tell him?.. nahhh | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2721 | I hope you're wearing clean underwear | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2722 | Your lucky day. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2723 | "What's the problem"? "Oh, nothing". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2724 | We make our own luck. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2725 | I can't drink coffee. It's bad for my health. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2726 | I agree. If you see something, say something. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2727 | So I said to myself, "Why don't I just spend the rest of the day getting stoned?" | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2728 | And then this jerk from accounting said, "Live every day like it was your last." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2729 | Oh good! It looks like the housing market is rebounding. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2730 | You have something on your mind. What's going on? Is there something you're not telling me? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2731 | And suddenly it hit me... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2732 | That's not what I meant when I suggested the restaurant have exposed brick... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2733 | I'm just going to march right in there and make it clear that I'm not going anywhere. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2734 | Yes, I did order the duck. You don't need to yell about it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2735 | Well, according to this, nothing could possibly go wrong. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2736 | Penny for your thoughts. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2737 | ...And I told her, honey, just trust my 6th sense about these things...it'll all be fine. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2738 | Things are gonna get worse before they get better. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2739 | I hear this place wasn't supposed to open until tomorrow. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2740 | It'll eventually sink in. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2741 | Jim, I'm not falling for your 'made you look' game again. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2742 | Wow, almost spilled my coffee! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2743 | I wonder if I'll get the corner office... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2744 | Remember when you said it would rain cinder blocks before Trump became the nominee? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2745 | Good news! I think my stocks have bottomed out and are finally going up. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2746 | Calm down, I still have a couple of seconds. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2747 | I had an important point to make, but I didn't actually mean to hit you over the head with it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2748 | My wife and I are having an amicable divorce. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2749 | On second thought, I wouldn't worry about that second spoonful of sugar.. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2750 | Everything OK Harry? You look a little distracted. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2751 | Did you ever get that feeling, like finally, your ship has come in? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2752 | The good news is, at least this day can't get any worse. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2753 | Hang on, it'll come to me in a just a sec... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2754 | Dan, they sky is falling back at the office, and I don't think casting your eyes Heavenward will get us the help we need! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2755 | The fixtures are tacky but I like the exposed brick. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2756 | No, I was an thinking open-face turkey sandwich, not duck; why? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2757 | The wife says I'm just being maudlin with these thoughts of impending doom... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2758 | It's the house decaf, but the first sip still gives you that big caffeine hit. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2759 | Sometimes I wonder if I should switch to decaf. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2760 | Since switching to decaf the headaches have disappeared. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2761 | ...but I do feel there is a correction coming | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2762 | Show me something concrete and then we'll talk. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2763 | Is there anything else I can show you to convince you to buy this insurance policy? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2764 | Do you ever get the feeling that it's all tumbling down? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2765 | Do you think I should have tipped on the tax? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2766 | I feel a migraine coming | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2767 | Son, if you work hard, you get rewarded. Luck has nothing to do with it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2768 | and I don't know when I'm just gonna get take a hint... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2769 | I should be so lucky | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2770 | I still don't see why we should spend our dear dollars on research on anti gravity... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2771 | Last week was so tough. It was like being hit by a ton of bricks. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2772 | Materials to build a wall of that size don't just fall out of the sky, ya know? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2773 | Every time I eat here I leave with a headache. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2774 | Yeah I get it. It's not like you've got to hit me with a brick! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2775 | Thanks for listening, I feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulders. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2776 | Yes, I take one lump with my tea. Why do you ask? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2777 | The company name is Damocles and Sons - we're branching out into construction. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2778 | Apparently,... things are looking up. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2779 | At first I thought that was pepper on my toast. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2780 | And if I'm lying, may a ..... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2781 | How's the burger? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2782 | God would have to drop a block of concrete on my head before I would ever vote for a woman. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2783 | I know exactly what you are going to say. I should not have whistled at that construction worker. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2784 | My doctor says that by substituting the cream with soy milk, I should add a couple years to my life. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2785 | I am not sure that you understand the gravity of the situation. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2786 | I need the caffeine but it usually gives me a headache | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2787 | You already paid the check, RIGHT??? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2788 | I know it's a small thing, but I switched to decaf this morning. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2789 | So that's the end of my story. How's things with you? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2790 | I'm just telling you this as a heads-up... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2791 | Sheesh! You'd think nobody'd ever asked her for a double tall half-caf, ristretto mocha, no foam almond milk 170 degree latte in a Venti cup before! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2792 | I'm sorry...did you just call me a block head? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2793 | These days one never knows what might fall from the sky! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2794 | I don't know what it is, but it just keeps going through my mind. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2795 | It's hard to realize how charmed a life we lead. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2796 | Amazing how a great cup of coffee can brighten your whole outlook. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2797 | Son of a bitch! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2798 | The coffee comes with an extra jolt that goes to your head. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2799 | My therapist says I keep putting women on a pedestal and then the world comes crashing down on me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2800 | Today can't get any worse. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2801 | Sometimes I feel like I need to be hit by a one of brick to get going. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2802 | Everything happens for a reason--what nonsense! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2803 | Can you repeat that slowly so I can understand you? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2804 | You ever get the feeling that the whole world's out to get you? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2805 | Those macchiatos will kill ya. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2806 | You know, there's something that's been weighing on my mind... . | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2807 | I woke up feeling unlucky this morning - I wonder why. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2808 | I know the guy has a murderous attitude, but he did say he would drop in. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2809 | I'm so tired of all this Chicken little, the-sky-is-falling nonsense... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2810 | Let's put this on your credit card. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2811 | You probably want that to go. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2812 | No, I mean it. Nothing's worse than being hit with writer's block. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2813 | What could be worse than falling interest rates? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2814 | I'd rather be hit in the head than vote for that guy. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2815 | Going forward I'd like a more concrete notion in my head. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2816 | I mean, relax. Its not as if the sky is falling. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2817 | Maybe sitting at a new table will change my luck. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2818 | Well, yes, but my feeling of impending doom seems something other than just political. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2819 | Karma's a what? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2820 | I never get chosen for anything. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2821 | I have term life. Why do you ask? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2822 | I've worked out an exit strategy, but I don't have time to share the details. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2823 | You know that feeling when it just hits you? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2824 | Also, I'm worried all this coffee will kill me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2825 | I just didn't see it coming . . . | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2826 | Hold on a sec, I want to Instagram my coffee. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2827 | I asked for two lumps and I got one! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2828 | My insurance company? It used to be New England Life. Why? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2829 | Ever had the feeling the sky is falling? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2830 | I don't think this day can get any worse. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2831 | That's going to leave a mark | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2832 | 'Nothing surprises me anymore.' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2833 | Ever since I wrote that bad "Yelp" review I keep thinking they are going to poison my coffee. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2834 | You think I should play the lottery today? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2835 | Yes, cost containment is important. But sometimes low overhead can create real headaches. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2836 | Sign Here, Quick! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2837 | So what does my fortune cookie say? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2838 | Williams quickly regretted calling his colleague an ignorant blockhead. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2839 | Well, Jesus was a carpenter, so maybe there's something to Trump being in construction. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2840 | These Karma Koffee baristas never give me the number of lumps I request. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2841 | ..and then Schrödinger said that the cat is both alive and dead at the SAME time. How is that even possible?!? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2842 | Overall, I think Myrna took the news about my having an affair quite well. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2843 | It hit me like a ton of bricks! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2844 | On the bright side, my good luck charm business is finally picking up. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2845 | God help me, I neglected to stir my coffee. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2846 | My life feels so predictable of late. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2847 | Nothing heavy for me today I think. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2848 | After admitting the shortcuts we took building this place, I feel like a great weight has been taken off my shoulders. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2849 | Who you callin' a blockhead? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2850 | Ah Jerry, the Sky "Is Falling." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2851 | I've requested drone delivery for all materials. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2852 | Do you know what's ironic? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2853 | I just feel like the whole world is collapsing around me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2854 | Without morning coffee I wouldn't last the day. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2855 | My cosmetic surgery went well. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2856 | You know, great ideas don't just drop out of the sky. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2857 | Statistics show, somewhere in the U.S., somebody experiences karma every 10 seconds. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2858 | I only slept with Susan once! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2859 | Try to live in the moment. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2860 | I keep thinking I'm part of this "Truman Show" thing. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2861 | I take my coffee with one lump. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2862 | I was thinking, maybe I just won't go back to the office later. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2863 | If it´s Hillary or Trump I´m cashing in my chips. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2864 | She just ended it, out of nowhere, it really hit me hard. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2865 | I may not be as hard-headed as I appear! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2866 | Frankly Dave, if your not going look at me when I'm talking to you, why should I listen to what you have to say? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2867 | You can get "smashed" drinking this coffee! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2868 | Sure, we can talk safely here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2869 | I believe it's my turn. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2870 | I just don't see how this day could get any worse. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2871 | You may be right about the bad luck you've been having. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2872 | Maybe I shouldn't have catcalled that construction worker | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2873 | And that's why I've always been really lucky in life. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2874 | No one in the modern world feels sympathy with the plight of Damocles than we architects. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2875 | Seriously, Stan, could this day possibly get any worse? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2876 | Do you think I should change my Tinder selfie? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2877 | Life insurance is for suckers. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2878 | can we trade seats? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2879 | You know what your problem is? You always expect the worst. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2880 | Wife left me, lost my job, the dog ran away...what next? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2881 | In the name of the Father and the name of the Son and Duck! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2882 | Don't give me that 'sky is falling' rhetoric. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2883 | Give me a second. Maybe something will come to me out of the blue. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2884 | Now she says that I'm turning into a blockhead ! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2885 | All I asked was if they liked 'Kinky Boots'. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2886 | It literally hit me like a ton of bricks... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2887 | Why do say it's ironic that I'm a building inspector? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2888 | Gravity is only a theory. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2889 | ... so I finally get the feeling things are going my way. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2890 | And they never rush you here... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2891 | I quit drinking, and I haven't had a headache in weeks. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2892 | The main stream media are a bunch of Chicken Littles. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2893 | As you get older you realize that gravity always catches up to you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2894 | Did you order the brick? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2895 | No, I never read the story of Chicken Little. Why do you ask? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2896 | Move?! I'm rent stabilized! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2897 | Not the building block I was praying for. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2898 | I feel like a huge weight has been lifted. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2899 | Enough with the generalities. Give me a concrete example? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2900 | It's the cinder block of Damocles. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2901 | So my doctor told me I can't keep eating red meat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2902 | ... and our campaign to show that Creationism is a myth is finally starting to take hold. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2903 | I'm really glad you picked this place. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2904 | I've always loved you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2905 | Trust me, I'm capable of an open mind on this. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2906 | President Trump? The odds are a zillion to one. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2907 | Look Jim, I know this is bad, but the sky isn't falling... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2908 | It looks like the cloud has finally lifted. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2909 | You ever wake up and feel like it's not going to be your day today? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2910 | Have you ever thought about mortality? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2911 | Made an appointment with the lawyer for a will. Better late then never. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2912 | This one's on you!! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2913 | And then Susan says to me, 'You're a real blockhead, you know that?' I mean, what does she-- | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2914 | Don't worry, I'm very aware of the current situation. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2915 | It's just one sugary soft drink. What's the worst that could happen? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2916 | This is better. We can finally relax and enjoy a quiet cup of coffee. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2917 | I think the hospital is one block away! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2918 | Wow, your writer's block is much worse than I thought. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2919 | Did you say, you renewed your life insurance policy? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2920 | No, you don't mean a *literal* brick-- | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2921 | Then it hit me like a cement block... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2922 | Decisions, decisions. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2923 | I feel a headache coming on! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2924 | I live each day as if it were my last. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2925 | I told him,'over my dead body' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2926 | This remodeling project is going to be the death of me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2927 | My Accidental Death and Disability insurance just lapsed. Do you know a good agent? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2928 | Eight years since the crash and I finally feel like my luck is changing. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2929 | And then it hit me like a... like a... what's the word again? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2930 | It's the unknown unknowns that I worry about. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2931 | everytime I buy coffee here I feel like I am being hit over the head | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2932 | That gluten is going to kill you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2933 | It's on me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2934 | Help me out, Benson. Lately, I've been feeling like a nameless speck in a practically infinite universe--the unintended butt of a poor cosmic joke of unknowable proportion. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
2935 | I don't know, it's just this vague since of foreboding. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2936 | Do you think I need to post a new Tinder photo? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2937 | She left me and my world came crashing down around me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2938 | Apparently, it DOES take a cement block falling on your head to admit you're wrong! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2939 | It was the SWORD of Damocles, you idiot. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2940 | Nice superpower Cinderblockman says Tradingbodiesboy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2941 | On second thought, don't buy. Sell. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2942 | For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2943 | Here comes the bill and it's a biggie. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2944 | Do you ever get the feeling that something bad is about to happen? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2945 | Guess I'll just have to wait. The people upstairs said it would come down to a block vote… | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2946 | They say the coffee here is killer. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2947 | What I especially like about this place is how chockablock it is with surprises. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2948 | Even Wile E. Coyote has more luck than I do. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2949 | Ever had that feeling of impending doom? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2950 | Good food but the ambience not so much! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2951 | Are you paying attention? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2952 | I know thew food's not great, I just come here for the ambiance. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2953 | In your future, I see a brick dropping on your head! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2954 | I think that contractor next door is building a drone. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2955 | Your Chicken Little sandwich will arrive shortly. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2956 | I'm not so sure this is such a good idea. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2957 | You really need to look at equities in the long term. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2958 | Well, we meet for coffee to discuss my career path. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2959 | It's still raining cats and dogs outside. Let's stay here for a minute. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2960 | And what if instead of a great watchmaker we had a giant bricklayer? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2961 | Tell me your password -- QUICK! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2962 | This will have grave consequences, you know. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2963 | has the death panel given you your termination date yet? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2964 | So if anything should happen to me, knock on wood, you'll be set. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2965 | Looks like you picked the wrong day to quit drinking coffee! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2966 | What do you mean? I always order it on stone ground wheat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2967 | Another drone design flaw in the making | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2968 | Barrister's Conundrum: Warning or litigation? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2969 | What? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2970 | It's more than just my thoughts of impending doom that hinder me | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2971 | I can't remember exactly, but when I do..it's gonna hit me like a ton of bricks!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2972 | So I told Mr Trump I couldn't vote for him. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2973 | As you can see, I always plan for all contingencies. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2974 | So she says I'm too pessismistic. "Chin up," she says. I say, I'm just levelheaded is all. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2975 | What you mean, stay woke | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2976 | I can't shake the feeling that things are starting to look up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2977 | Matt was about to tell his friend he had bigger problems... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2978 | What an interesting interior, using the optical illusion. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2979 | It's not the Sword Of Damocles that you should be worried about. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2980 | Honestly Bob, I'm so confused right now I don't know whether I feel like I've been hit with a ton of bricks or a brick that weighs a ton. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2981 | Have you read "Things Fall Apart"? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2982 | Are you sure it wouldn't be too much to lend me $20 ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2983 | Cinder is like Tinder, but with real impact. You should try it! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2984 | I can honestly say, at this point in my life, there really are no surprises left. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2985 | Paying the check isn't going to be the only thing that hurts. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
2986 | I guess Im picking up the check | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2987 | Now why they call this a hard hat chai latte is beyond me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2988 | By my calculations, if I skip the daily donut, I'll live 1.363 years longer. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2989 | And I was sure this cafe was rated 4 stars... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2990 | Trump has as much of a chance of wining the Republican nomination as a brick hitting me in the head at lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2991 | We need a breakthrough. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2992 | And she just rags on and on with karma this, karma that... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2993 | Think this will be my last cup. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2994 | They've already given me a heads up. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2995 | You have a better chance of being hit by a falling cinder block than winning Powerball. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2996 | Everyone thinks I’m paranoid. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
2997 | Maybe I will eat, I feel a headache coming on. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2998 | Ever get the feeling you're just waiting for the next shoe to drop? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
2999 | I think it's going to rain. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3000 | ...so my ex starts stammering something about new, simpler, drone technology??? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3001 | Did I mention I made partner? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3002 | Well, at least it isn't a sword. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3003 | The Internet trumps bricks and mortar every time! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3004 | I always thought he was the evil twin. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3005 | Bottom Line, I think you need to up your life insurance! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3006 | I am not a blockhead! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3007 | I have been trying to come up with a concrete solution for my problems | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3008 | My hand has been in this warm water our entire meal and I still don't have to tinkle. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3009 | No wonder this place only took six weeks to build. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3010 | Enjoy y... our coffee | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3011 | Hate to be a wet blanket but I sense another decline. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3012 | My therapist says I'm a fatalist. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3013 | I have a feeling this one is on me! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3014 | I hear they make good pancakes. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3015 | Tell Francine I didn't see it coming | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3016 | I just couldn’t come up with a caption. And then it hits me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3017 | I don't have a lot of time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3018 | I probably should not have called our contractor a blockhead, but.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3019 | CTE? Got it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3020 | You can't go wrong with DeCaf. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3021 | So eight years ago I say, "Embrace the anger, Sarah would be a great VP." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3022 | I wish I could afford a piano. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3023 | Should we take this to go? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3024 | I not a chin off the old block.....I CHIP THE BLOCK! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3025 | At least they finally spelled your name right. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3026 | Corner office in 3...2... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3027 | all this 'no tipping allowed' business, it's just un-American... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3028 | We just need something more concrete to go on... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3029 | I still maintain that the theory of gravity is just a theory. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3030 | Ah, nice! No need to take a selfie. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3031 | What kind of designer thinks hanging cinder blocks from strings is a good idea? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3032 | A plaintiff lawyer's sweet daydream... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3033 | When at first you don't succeed... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3034 | Trust me, I'll know it when I feel it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3035 | I just remembered - I was suppose to call my health coach at noon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3036 | I don't believe in waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3037 | Please focus. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3038 | Could I, at least, have one, concrete idea that could hit me about the new Ad campaign? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3039 | I swear, the food in the place is killing me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3040 | Remember those premonitions? My therapist is really happy with my progress so far. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3041 | Clean living, Thomas. The secret to a long life. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3042 | I’ll grant you that occasionally NSA tactics lack subtlety. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3043 | This is not our usual power lunch Ted. I hired you for innovative and creative ideas, so far you've come up empty. It's time you come up with one good "concrete" idea, if not....I'm going to have to let you go. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3044 | Is it too late to order eggs? Cause this guy is about to get scrambled | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3045 | ...Zika, and then there's ebola trying to make a comeback. Betty and I like to travel, but I'm staying put where it's safe! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3046 | Some people won't accept the truth unless it falls on their head like a brick from above. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3047 | Frankly, there have been days I've considered ending it all, but I never get a concrete sign. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3048 | If Trump's another Bush then God will give me a sign! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3049 | It feels like I have a weight hanging over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3050 | I heard that a cup of coffee here buys you a seat for a short while. Wonder how they enforce it. I don't see bouncers. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3051 | The gods are mad at us. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3052 | Things are starting to look up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3053 | Very soon, I'd guess. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3054 | I think our construction project is about to move ahead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3055 | Writer's block is the least of my worries. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3056 | I feel my charka is blocked. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3057 | Finish your thought, quickly. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3058 | I just won in court. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3059 | Do I have good health insurance? Why, arevyou shooting a commercial? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3060 | And then the idea hit me like a load of brick. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3061 | I just have this sense of impending doom. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3062 | when i was a kid, my mum use to send me with 50cents. I could buy 2 burgers, french fries and large coke. You can't do that these days! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3063 | That's going to ruin this interview. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3064 | Today has been one of those days. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3065 | are you looking for trouble ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3066 | What could possibly go wrong? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3067 | "Dude, Please tell me your name is Neo and that we are in the Matrix". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3068 | This will certainly outweigh the benefits of the all day breakfast menu, I'm afraid. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3069 | Must be a 'blockbuster'! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3070 | I have a feeling that it is not going to hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3071 | Don't worry about the check | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3072 | So, I’m talking to that annoying Chicken Little life insurance guy, and he acts like I could be sitting somewhere, minding my own business, and get killed by a falling cinder block or something. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3073 | My wife dreams of being the person-of -interest on Dateline. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3074 | Oh, .... just another 'faux pas' from Trump Construction. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3075 | No problem. I will get the check. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3076 | I have a lot on my mind right now. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3077 | Today I have a feeling I'll have a blockbuster idea. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3078 | "Whoa...gotta-go: it looks like another one of those,''cinder-block from space'' moments here. But, hold that thought...'' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3079 | then I told her she needed to let go of what was weighing on her mind... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3080 | Now, about that tax penalty ... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3081 | I'm telling you, bricks and mortar commerce will disappear in our lifetime. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3082 | Let's ignore the 50 lb block in the room and talk about the positive parts of your quarterly review. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3083 | As Paul's life flashed before Doug's eyes, Doug reflected on how Paul took the last sugar. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3084 | They say these things happen in threes, so.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3085 | How can you be so sure that the block guy did it? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3086 | The food is to die here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3087 | And what's your view of the futures markets right now? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3088 | It took years, but my migraines have finally stopped. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3089 | TrI bet there is nothing worse than getting your finger stuck in a plastic lid. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3090 | You know, I've been trying to understand this mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3091 | Tell me, what exactly is a writers block ? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3092 | And BAM, it just hit me... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3093 | I wish I didn't have to go back to the office after lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3094 | Again? That's the third time today. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3095 | I've got this horrible headache. I don't know how to get rid of it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3096 | I feel like I've finally gotten rid of that dark cloud that's been hanging over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3097 | I've got something on my mind. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3098 | You might want to take your coffee to go. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3099 | So, that's why they call it the mobster specialty roast. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3100 | I'm a chip off the old block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3101 | I just don't know what I'm going to do with the rest of my life...... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3102 | Then the Grand Master told me any mason who turns atheist better watch his back... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3103 | "For the fifty grand you owe me, you have a choice. You could pay me, now. OR, you could get your legs broken. What's your wish? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3104 | I can really feel a headache coming on. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3105 | When's the deadline? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3106 | Prepping for the meeting with my boss just got a whole lot less awkward. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3107 | I hear the women are rumbling about the glass ceiling again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3108 | Did you ever find the missing cinder blo.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3109 | A writer's block is the least of your worries right now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3110 | This place is so quiet you can hear a pin drop. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3111 | You wouldn't believe the headache I woke up with this morning. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3112 | Don't worry about any backlash from the Bricklayers' Union. They're pretty harmless. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3113 | I see a concussion in your future... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3114 | I cancelled my meeting with Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3115 | I think I'm about to have an epiphany. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3116 | I was the building inspector in this town, long time ago. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3117 | "Really Ted, I have nothing against death". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3118 | Quick, once around the block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3119 | The money is at the... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3120 | I don't remember that being on the menu. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3121 | Uh, at least it's not a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3122 | ...and then, my ACME slingshot misfired. Their products just aren't as solid as they once were. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3123 | And then it struck me: Everything I said was becoming real. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3124 | When I confessed my latest dalliance to the wife, she became eerily silent. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3125 | Good thing Quantum Mechanics doesn't occur on the macroscopic scale. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3126 | Ok,it hit me,not like a ton of bricks,just one. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3127 | Where an Allstate agent when you need one? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3128 | The pastries here are to die for. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3129 | Um, Mr. Trump... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3130 | As I live and breathe | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3131 | Quick, pay the bill! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3132 | Why should I care about our crumbling infrastructure? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3133 | My beneficiary...why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3134 | The waiters here seem a little chippy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3135 | Actually, Bob, it's not going to be a shoe. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3136 | Ever get that 'Today's not my day' feeling? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3137 | That sandwich is sitting like a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3138 | My dumb wife says supporting Trump will give me bad karma. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3139 | And then the worst thing happened. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3140 | Not again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3141 | I just don't see the benefit of term life insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3142 | Construction... and you? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3143 | You know how sometimes, it just feels like one of those days? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3144 | I read recently that coffee may decrease your risk for premature death. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3145 | They say that the vibe in the upstairs section is more exciting | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3146 | Duck! Ah, too bad...share your coffee? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3147 | Well, Bob, looks like I won't have to let you go after all. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3148 | I'm told their menu is very innovative. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3149 | Move your latte to your right, quick! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3150 | your story is good, but you should've sworn by God | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3151 | I feel certain now you should have thrown that salt over your left shoulder. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3152 | How come now you are telling me you have been sleeping with my wife? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3153 | What do we need to hammer out this new deal. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3154 | Why are you so happy I'm a Solepsist? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3155 | Isn't this the building under investigation by the Building Department for shoddy construction? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3156 | Do feel a Graviational Wave? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3157 | Don't interrupt me Jerry -- I was about to get to the good part. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3158 | "It's a personal decision and I respect yours Charlie, but I'm telling you straight - he's the BEST at jobs, serious about immigration and even has a plan for stopping Drone attacks. What more can you ask for? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3159 | Shift right! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3160 | Don't be afraid to help a brother out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3161 | I've been trying to block something out, but I can't remember what it is... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3162 | So at this point defeating Trump is my only real concern. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3163 | When will the renovations be done? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3164 | The idea hit me like a ton of bricks! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3165 | On this issue do you think that I should lean more to the right or left? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3166 | The next wave of reality television took its influences from Loony Toons | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3167 | Should I warn him, or let his revelation happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3168 | I can't really recommend the sandwiches here; they're like concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3169 | I've never been a fan of the abstract. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3170 | Then I said to myself. What could be worse than a President Trump? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3171 | The crash of '16 might soon get personal. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3172 | Sure Karma’s real, but shoddy work can trump anything. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3173 | Donald Trump and his manager talking about the plans for the US-Mexico wall. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3174 | Sorry to interrupt you Benjamin, but... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3175 | I was so glad to get rid of writer's block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3176 | No one has to hit me with a brick before I get the message | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3177 | ''Is this a sign from my wife to finish the patio.'' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3178 | And the worst part about the curse is, they wouldn't let me though airport security. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3179 | Writer's block may be the least of your worries. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3180 | I feel like I'm getting a headache. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3181 | Which is heavier...a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3182 | I told building management "why should I pay five grand for an office space when there is a cafe directly below it!" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3183 | "It is what it is" just isn't doing it for me anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3184 | Now here's a concrete idea. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3185 | No, it's not quite like the Sword of Damocles. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3186 | I could really do with a caffeine hit right about now | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3187 | Hope you've got insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3188 | ...and, if this isn't the best deal you ever made, may I be clobbered with a concrete masonry unit. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3189 | Whoa! This will surely ring your bell. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3190 | Aha! Going over the pitch one final time *can* hurt you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3191 | I'm voting Trump unless I get some kind of concrete evidence not to. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3192 | Quickly, just sign here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3193 | I just feel something's not right. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3194 | My best ideas strike me out of the blue. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3195 | I feel like I'm carrying a heavy load. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3196 | The aura around you tells me you're going to have a migraine headache shortly. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3197 | You ever get the feeling,that an idea is just about to spring, fully formed, into your mind? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3198 | While his sensei often warned him to expect the unexpected, this particular trial struck Owen as being a bit unfair. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3199 | Figures - the one weekend I wasn't hungover. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3200 | You ever have on of those days? If I was outside, I bet a plane would fall on me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3201 | What makes you think that I didn't get what you were just hinting at? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3202 | Rain blocks are falling on your head | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3203 | I don't think that they accept substitutions on the Early Bird Special. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3204 | I just have this feeling like it's over for me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3205 | I just feel like I have too much time on my hands. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3206 | You really need to get out of your writer's block! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3207 | This is a great place to meet. They're always so on top of things. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3208 | She says I don't understand 'dramatic irony.' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3209 | Sure, I tip in restaurants. But at a counter? Nah. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3210 | Heads up, Ed--cement block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3211 | I guess this is the au courant way to be stoned to death. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3212 | You know how a light bulb appears when you have a good idea? Well... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3213 | It didn't feel exactly like a ton of bricks but something else. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3214 | Why wouldn't I need to worry about my vacation plans? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3215 | I knew you shouldn't have said that. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3216 | President Tump said this would happen if Bob didn't pay his Wall Tax. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3217 | Guess I'm more of a Newtonian | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3218 | You know what, I will put in a good word for you!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3219 | She looked at my Palm and said this would be the best day of my life. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3220 | I guess there's time for dessert. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3221 | If I tell him," thought Time, "he'll just resent me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3222 | I think you'd be perfect for the same insurance I have; it's good for all types of accidents. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3223 | I want to talk to you about the money you owe me | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3224 | ...right after lunch | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3225 | I always feel better when I talk to you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3226 | Still, if that's worst thing to happen to me this week, I consider myself lucky. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3227 | ''He wouldn't know a good idea if it hit him in the head" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3228 | Sometimes after lunch I like to take a nap and just dream off.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3229 | You won't believe what happened to me last night. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3230 | Her name is Samathia Stone, and I've fallen for her. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3231 | Your worries about Donald Trump are over. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3232 | I don't do destination funerals | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3233 | Its OK, theres one that looks just like him behind me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3234 | The way I see it, my sins will never catch up with me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3235 | Our umbrella policy protects you from everything! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3236 | So I says to him, "Why would a guy my age need a life insurance policy?" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3237 | How's the Chicken Little? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3238 | Sorry, Ed, but the only way you'll get that raise is over my dead body." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3239 | I keep getting hit with writer's block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3240 | I duhno... I am just waiting for the other shoe to drop | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3241 | So I told him, I don't care where you cut the cost. Just be creative so we get our incentive, and no one will be the wi... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3242 | I've always wondered what it would feel like to be a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3243 | ''Glad you are still hardheaded.'' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3244 | Jeff, wait - there is a fly in my latte. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3245 | Writer's block is no joke! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3246 | Now, did you ever complete that will of yours? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3247 | Please hurry and sign. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3248 | I wish they still served coffee in china cups. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3249 | Live for the moment, I always say | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3250 | Have you ever considered investing in concrete? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3251 | Hmmm..maybe I won't say anything...I'm not crazy about this deal. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3252 | I don't know why, but I really loved that caption contest cartoon where the guys were about to get hit by a D train... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3253 | Anyway -- you'll never guess what happened next. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3254 | HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF THOSE IDIOTIC INSURANCE ADS ON TV? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3255 | I won the lottery and got promoted today. This might be the luckiest day ever. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3256 | Damn! It was your turn to pay. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3257 | ...And suddenly it just hit me, like a ton of bricks to the head... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3258 | You didn't order a side of falling cinderblock, did you? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3259 | So then she tells me she's leaving me. What else could go wrong this week? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3260 | my feminist blogger girlfriend got it for me..it reminds rich, white men to consider their privilege... kind of flipping the narrative that the fundamental building blocks of society are on our side... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3261 | It's not like I sit around waiting for the other shoe to drop........ | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3262 | Oh, so you think I'm the blockhead? Well.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3263 | I have faith in the above. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3264 | To go would've been a good choice | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3265 | My work has just been weighing so heavily on me lately. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3266 | Do you have a hat? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3267 | Well, he is kind of a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3268 | Duck? No, I ordered chicken. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3269 | Trump will win, or God strike me dead | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3270 | I'll be honest, I have my reservations about today's reservation. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3271 | I must stop playing Tetris | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3272 | If I don't get the check soon, I could die. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3273 | There's a great future in Acme Corporation. Think about it. Will you think about it? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3274 | I hear their coffee packs quite a wallop. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3275 | First, the wife left me. Next, the dog died. Then... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3276 | Block don't lie. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3277 | Right now I wouldn't say that should be your biggest worry. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3278 | To his horror he realised that the cartoonist had clearly never seen an actual anvil... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3279 | This divorce thing hasn't hit me yet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3280 | You want some help with that lid? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3281 | Dave, there's something I have been meaning to tell you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3282 | Relax, this always happens in cartoons! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3283 | My plans are not concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3284 | "You might want to say grace, quick" ! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3285 | I'm getting sick and tired of all those global warming 'Chicken Little' forecasts. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3286 | I'll pass on lunch. I think I'm coming down with something. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3287 | I have a feeling my overhead will drop significantly... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3288 | The competition has hired some wily hotshot to shake things up. Calls himself Coyote. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3289 | The weight of my job is bearing down on me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3290 | Olson called me on it. He said that some of my ideas were like floating a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3291 | How the world sees Trump's arrival to the US presidential race. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3292 | You look as though you've seen a ghost--what's on your mind? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3293 | So Frank, how hard did you say your sticks fell today? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3294 | They need to change their menu. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3295 | I know it's hard to judge the market, but why do you always expect a crash? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3296 | I'm pretty smart. I don't need a brick to hit me over the head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3297 | Clark, you have to realize your limitations... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3298 | Hold on to your coffee! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3299 | Ever since we broke up, I feel as though a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3300 | If you mess with the timeline, the world fixes itself. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3301 | Where did that come from I think you should go. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3302 | That's Interesting. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3303 | Safe as houses, I tell you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3304 | My insurance company? New England Life of course. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3305 | We decided to cut back on the umbrella policy too. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3306 | And then it hit me... I come from a different era. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3307 | I haven't seen that look on your face since we watched Dad die. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3308 | I don't buy the notion that we're only on earth as long as it pleases the man upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3309 | It's the section of a ceiling beam. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3310 | While at lunch, the idea hit Fred like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3311 | When *does* the shoe drop, exactly? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3312 | You're right, things are really starting to look up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3313 | Sometimes you just can't find an anvil on short notice. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3314 | Maybe I shouldn't have written that Trump is a blockhead | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3315 | Damocles? Damocles? Wasn't he with Lehman Brothers? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3316 | Eating anything this early would hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3317 | I've found it best to live in the moment. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3318 | He did make me pay for his coffee... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3319 | Have you ever been struck by virtual reality? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3320 | So...you say your divorce is going well? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3321 | Just after I got him fired, I told that idiot building inspector, "Yeah, Karma's a bitch." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3322 | Bob, did you say you redid your will last week?" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3323 | I tell you, Frank, it hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3324 | I feel like a nap is coming.. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3325 | I think we should have made that coffee to go | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3326 | The food here hits you like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3327 | Forget the lid on your cup....I think you need one on your head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3328 | And yes, this business plan is absolutely concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3329 | Last night I hooked up with this chick named Little. You wouldn't believe the things she said.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3330 | My policy has a double indemnity clause for death by cinder block, why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3331 | For the last time, I'm telling you to stop worrying about it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3332 | Thanks for the pep talk, Sam. Nothing's going to stop me now. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3333 | Don't believe in bad luck. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3334 | The likelihood of Trump being the Republican nominee is as likely as a cinder block falling from the ...!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3335 | Grande mocha lattes no longer hit me like a ton of bricks. "Grande mocha lattes no longer hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3336 | Yes, you could say I'm hardheaded. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3337 | I don't know what it is today....it feels like I've been hit by a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3338 | You know that stuff's gonna kill ya. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3339 | They only take block payments. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3340 | Last night's Fortune Cookie said "To keep covered - even indoors!" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3341 | Your cup is half full son. Don't let anything bring you down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3342 | I'm telling you, this deal is going to be a blockbuster! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3343 | I can feel it, something big is coming. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3344 | I can't remember if it was Pope John Paul I, or Pope John Paul II... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3345 | Then Trumps tells us to be vigilant - that the RNC is everywhere....... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3346 | I mean, what's the rush? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3347 | Get ready for the paleo coffee! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3348 | And then it hit me; she DID love me. She wasn't trying to kill me! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3349 | They probably want to block you from staying at the table. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3350 | I've got a good feeling about this day. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3351 | Concrete futures are looking up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3352 | It's true when your numbers up it's up!!! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3353 | I've always been a bit of a risk taker | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3354 | I was always teased during roll call when the teachers got to my name, "Wile E. Coyote Cohen?" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3355 | Thinking ahead, we should......... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3356 | Sooner or later, my friend, you too shall learn about soul crushing loss. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3357 | "There's a better chance of getting hit by lighting". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3358 | Hmmm, if he doesn't move it will be one less vote for Trump... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3359 | My astrologer said earth signs aren't going to be good for me this week. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3360 | I can't say April fool! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3361 | I know this will hit you like a ton of bricks, but I have to lay you off. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3362 | Boss, what would you do with two wishes? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3363 | Forgot to check today's forecast. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3364 | Do you find cheese 'blocking'? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3365 | so far this has been tough day | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3366 | My wife left me....I was fired yesterday and I lost the lotto by one number! ...BUT I'm still an optimist. My wife split...I got canned yesterday and I lost the lotto by one number.....but I'm still really optimistic. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3367 | my boy got his girlfriend pregnant, my daughter identifies with isis and my wife has filed for divorce. what else could possibly happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3368 | Well, that's not good. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3369 | You've got about .8 seconds to answer this but do you believe in karma? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3370 | Come on Jack, say it like you mean it! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3371 | And, suddenly, the a theoretical physicist had a breakthrough revelation. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3372 | Their triple caffeine blend is guaranteed to keep you alert and awake. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3373 | I had the weirdest dream last night | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3374 | Your wife is going to like THIS insurance plan. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3375 | Frankly, I get a headache every time we meet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3376 | So I said, 'Buy! It's not like the sky's falling!' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3377 | This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to start over. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3378 | Under the table! Your ex-wife just walked in! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3379 | For some reason my broker advised me to get out of the futures market. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3380 | When all is said and done | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3381 | Saving for a rainy day ain't what it's cracked up to be. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3382 | My assistant blocked out 10 minutes for this meeting, but I don't think it'll take that long. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3383 | Bob, I think the situation calls for a little levity | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3384 | Say, do you happen to know if this restaurant is located in a Trump building? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3385 | ...but I really don't see what Trump has to do with it.! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3386 | What cruel irony? That botched execution saved my butt. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3387 | I've a bad feeling something's about to ..... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3388 | Nothing could possibly happen with you as my beneficiary | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3389 | Just coffee? I was hoping for something stronger. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3390 | I've never understood why people have such bad things to say about the Acme Coffee House | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3391 | Someone's about to be a real blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3392 | Here's the problem, nothing surprises me anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3393 | Today I traded all my Acme stock. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3394 | I cannot believe she just blocked me on facebook! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3395 | Initials are good! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3396 | Let's eat next door! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3397 | This project is going to kill me! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3398 | Do you believe in fate? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3399 | Whoa,where did that come from? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3400 | I'm going to be late. Can you pick up the tab? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3401 | No, 18% is FAR too much. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3402 | Oh, I thought you meant the B train. But, we're only off by a little bit. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3403 | I take mine with one lump. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3404 | Somehow, I feel like I'm having a Wylie E. Coyote-like day. ... . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3405 | Well, aren't you the lucky one? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3406 | Did you order a block of sugar? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3407 | To keep the job, stay in town – a rolling stone gathers no moss. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3408 | I think they need our table. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3409 | Cheer up, things are coming your way. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3410 | My wife just persuaded me to up my life insurance premiums - she says it would just be too tough to make it on her own on a construction worker's salary after I'm gone. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3411 | Word is, the company's trying a new approach with the latest force reduction . . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3412 | They say green tea aids brain function | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3413 | she just blocked me on "Cinder" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3414 | Have you ever experienced writers block.? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3415 | ...and I'm feeling pretty good about having Syracuse in my Final Four.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3416 | If I don't get relief from this migraine soon, I'll lose it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3417 | I've finally shaken my fear of impending doom. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3418 | Why do you want to submit my proposal at the next staff meeting? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3419 | Howard to himself: maybe the meal will be comped. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3420 | Whoever hit that fan was really startled. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3421 | They say fast food can kill you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3422 | The what is falling? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3423 | Today has started off lousy, I hope it gets better. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3424 | - I like your idea but you have to make it more concrete to convince me | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3425 | Their decaf latte just knocks me out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3426 | Lean back Hal, the union's on strike again | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3427 | The cream in this coffee is Very very heavy | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3428 | I just found out my wife increased my life insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3429 | Were you expecting a brick? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3430 | This presentation really just needs something concrete, you know? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3431 | You are about to get some sense knocked into you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3432 | I'm at my wit's end, Al. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3433 | So relieved that nasty headache I had this morning is finally gone. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3434 | Been selling life insurance for 20 years now. I tell them, "you never know when something might just fall out of the sky on you." Like that ever happens. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3435 | Then, I said, I don't care if your sister is a witch... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3436 | That stuff will kill ya, Chuck. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3437 | Looks like those sick days are gonna come in handy, Steve. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3438 | At least only part of the sky is falling... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3439 | Didn't you order a flat white? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3440 | So much for Zagat's décor rating | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3441 | Did they tell you I'm finite? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3442 | The skyway is falling! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3443 | Yes, I did major in physics. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3444 | I wouldn't actually call it a sword of Damocles | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3445 | I've never fully understood gravity! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3446 | If you ask me, it's more likely that this roof will fall on my head than America electing an openly xenophobic and misogynist president. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3447 | Bill, you look distracted, is it because our profits are dropping like a rock? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3448 | Yes, there are many dangers to being a spy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3449 | I can't see anything through these damn Oakley's! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3450 | I prefer sugar cubes in my coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3451 | Sometimes, I just think I'm a real blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3452 | Lately I've had this feeling of being blocked. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3453 | So I told Suzanne, "Yeah, I really need that - like a need a big concrete block to land on my head!" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3454 | I'm representing the plaintiff in the crane collapse case. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3455 | I wonder how long that has been here! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3456 | According to Galileo's hypothesis on the speed of falling objects, you have about one second left to live. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3457 | Your future looks concrete | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3458 | Go for a loftier goal. Quickly. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3459 | I wrote a poem about the lightness of being, do you want to hear it? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3460 | Speaking concretely . . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3461 | "The rest is--" (silence) | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3462 | You're right, Mondays aren't so bad. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3463 | I'm dumb struck by your observation. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3464 | Let me see now, is it an anvil, or a book, or a toaster? I dunno, maybe I should just say 'Look out!' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3465 | I'm thinking of leaving the firm. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3466 | to be or not to be is no longer the question. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3467 | What she said was scary, but then it was my first experience with a fortune teller. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3468 | Sorry Bill but I have to run...I have a 10:30 appointment downtown. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3469 | They told me the neighborhood was going down, but I didn't believe them... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3470 | Why do you ask which pocket I keep my wallet? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3471 | I've heard 'raining cats and dogs' but never cinderblocks.. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3472 | Yeah, swear to God, why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3473 | Mental blocks are the worst. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3474 | Maybe I should be the new CEO? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3475 | I don't know if I'm ready for the suicide cafe. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3476 | I'll tell you the odds of Trump getting the nomination... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3477 | I gotta get out of construction, it's killing me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3478 | I just don't see any benefits from working in construction. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3479 | I cannot begin to describe my irritation at being called a block-head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3480 | I'm very optimistic about the economy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3481 | Call me crazy, but I can't shake this sense of impending doom. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3482 | If I only could block out those feelings. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3483 | My pollster says I'm widely loved. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3484 | Your "Double Cheeseburger Squared" has arrived. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3485 | So... how is your day, so far? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3486 | As your broker, I suggest you modify your position. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3487 | Did you order the flat iron steak? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3488 | Coffee. What a life-saver! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3489 | I feel like it just hasn't hit me yet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3490 | If this wasn't the cafe he takes employees to be fired I may have warned him | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3491 | My doctor says I come from a really good gene pool. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3492 | Sometimes I wish Newton's apple insight to come over me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3493 | Check! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3494 | I've decided to make more time for lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3495 | Sorry Stan, I am going to recommend Susan for the promotion. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3496 | Pretty sure I deleted everything. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3497 | I need a concrete idea. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3498 | Forecast calls for cloudy, with a chance of concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3499 | I always liked you Stan | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3500 | See ya! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3501 | Today, I sat down here and felt as if I was seeing my whole life flashing before my eyes | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3502 | And all this time I thought the headaches were from the alcohol. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3503 | I don't know, I'm feeling blocked. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3504 | So then, when does this insurance take effect? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3505 | I don't know why... I keep getting these mental blocks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3506 | What are you gonna get? I really don't want anything heavy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3507 | This is really tempus fugit. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3508 | Carla took it surprisingly well when I said I was leaving her. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3509 | Boss... No raise again this year! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3510 | Did you order the exrta fiber on your salad? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3511 | I'm just waiting for some kind of sign. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3512 | The masons are tough negotiators. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3513 | I was charmed by the idealism of Bishop Berkeley until suddenly it hit me that it didn't pay the bills. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3514 | Run! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3515 | Do I still have your attention? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3516 | When cement blocks fly. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3517 | I hear this Starbucks is a designated safe space. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3518 | It's just a matter of time before Jones is out and one of us takes his place. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3519 | Well, I see my time is up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3520 | Bob, your day is about to get a whole lot worse. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3521 | I am sure your worries will be over soon | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3522 | Describe me the situation in trhee words | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3523 | Yes, I have life insurance. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3524 | Sorry, I'm having a mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3525 | I used to enjoy a drop of the hard stuff until a psychic told me to avoid it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3526 | No, Perkins. Because what you don't know can't crush your cranium. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3527 | Hey! That's not a shoe. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3528 | Have any aspirin? I'm having a splitting headache. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3529 | Thank you God for such a define burger | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3530 | What was that about a bucket list? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3531 | I think our pity party is about to be crashed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3532 | there at the construction site it's not treating me so well. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3533 | I don't think this coffee is wnough to get my attention this morning. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3534 | According to my horoscope, I should expect a windfall. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3535 | Tiebreaker final apologist rebuttal in the endlessly deadlocked theist vs. atheist debate. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3536 | I can feel a headache coming on. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3537 | Uh....any last thoughts on the matter? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3538 | Greg, I think God is smiting you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3539 | I agree with Bernie, manna from heaven is personal and hard to define. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3540 | That low bid renovation project is supposed to start today. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3541 | So then my boss said I was a chip off the old block! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3542 | Is it possible to let bygones be bygones? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3543 | I have two nanoseconds to work on my surprise face | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3544 | I told him straight out, "You ever want to get ahead in this company? Surprise me." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3545 | No I don't know why they're called "cinder blocks." I think they're made out of something much heavier. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3546 | This place always gives me a headache. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3547 | If they forget the sugar again, I swear the sky is gonna fall down. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3548 | I agree with you on that stock. I really can't see any downside risk to me at all. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3549 | My mind's gone blank--It'll hit me! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3550 | Natural Selection in the 21st Century | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3551 | Then my insurance agent heaven forbid that... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3552 | I can't imagine anything worse than falling stock prices and a market crash right now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3553 | I'm looking forward to an early retirement. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3554 | That guy's no better than some coyote, and we're gonna just crush him… | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3555 | That's surprising. You usually don't kid around about things like that. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3556 | Don't look now or you will have a broken nose. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3557 | You just never know, do you, Kevin? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3558 | Can you make any sense of existentialism? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3559 | What's all this about ceiling infractions? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3560 | Hum, you know Harry, I 'll get the check today. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3561 | In Soviet Russia, brick smokes you! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3562 | I've always been more of a lego man. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3563 | I wanted your input because you are always seeing things before other people do. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3564 | Take it from me, the market is about to fall. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3565 | "Worldstarr". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3566 | My thoughts just get a lightbulb. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3567 | So much about you. Let me tell you about my recent string of bad luck. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3568 | But seriously, day three of this juice fast and I feel fantastic! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3569 | According to my FitBit, I'm a few steps short of my goal. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3570 | Believe me Sam, you have really made this into a concrete idea | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3571 | I'm glad you appreciate the gravity of the situation. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3572 | The directors may be furious, but I'm making you the new CEO. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3573 | Regardless of who wins, I'm not moving. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3574 | I try to stay in the moment. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3575 | God swiped left. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3576 | Sorry, my minds made up! Only God himself, could get me to not vote Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3577 | You're right! Life is not fair! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3578 | Just out of curiosity, are your life insurance premiums paid up? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3579 | Oh, that ... the Cinderblock of Damocles. And to think how damned happy I was when they finally named me chief of construction operations. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3580 | What karma? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3581 | Unfortunately, there was only one way to get Sidney to stop talking. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3582 | I'll try it. What's the worst thing that could happen? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3583 | I hate to tell you this, but... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3584 | I really dodged a bullet at the meeting this morning. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3585 | I feel like I'm not seeing something here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3586 | What's to ponder? tdhis matter is going to be brought to a head | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3587 | Cinder block? Cement block? Concrete block? They're NOT all the same you know... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3588 | It's true, nothing ever falls my way. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3589 | Whatever I got, this chai tea should knock it out. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3590 | So when she told me she wanted a divorce I thought it would hit me like a ton of bricks but nothing happened. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3591 | Maybe you shouldn't have taken His name in vain. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3592 | We need some concrete proof to cement our case. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3593 | You're right, life is short. I should have requested the porcelain cup. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3594 | What do you think is the side with the Mason's Special? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3595 | Sh.h.h!....don't say a word! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3596 | Perhaps I should have left a tip? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3597 | This place doesn't knock me out. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3598 | Did you hear that the North Koreans are working on a catapult? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3599 | Yes. I'm still a glass-is-half-full guy. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3600 | I know that there must be an answer out there somewhere | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3601 | "So I thought, and thought, and thought, and then . . . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3602 | Nope, haven't been to church in years. My wife says I'll get struck by lightning | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3603 | They must think we're blockheads. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3604 | Your infrastructure appears to comply with deregulated standards. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3605 | I just signed my divorce papers, and boy do I feel free. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3606 | I think it's the opportunity of a lifetime. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3607 | You can’t go around thinking that the roof is going to fall on you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3608 | I am sitting In the morning At the diner ..Uh Oh.. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3609 | I don't think I got the job. They said they were looking for someone who is excellent at abstract thinking. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3610 | I really appreciate you blocking out some time to meet for lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3611 | This coffee isn't strong enough. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3612 | Henry, let me tell you the story why I always sit under this hanging art installation. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3613 | I used to think only blockheads ate here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3614 | I just don't think this day could get any worse.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3615 | Guess its my turn to be C.E.O. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3616 | I said hey, I don't need a brick to fall on my head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3617 | Illegal immigrants, radical terrorists, bad trade deals... It can't any worse, can it? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3618 | The coffee here gives me a major headache! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3619 | Oh, that reminds me. I need to get that insurance app for my Phone. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3620 | I'm having an affair with a hard hats wife. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3621 | Nothing literally ever happens to me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3622 | The streets just aren't safe anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3623 | I'm wanting for signs that the housing market collapse. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3624 | Timber!!! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3625 | Industrial design is one one thing, but it's getting a little out of hand. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3626 | A ton of bricks falling on me, or just a cement block. My fantasy sometimes seems so real. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3627 | My divorce is creating a big headache. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3628 | No way. My mind doesn't work like that. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3629 | Johnson, where's piece B21? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3630 | How did it happen? I don't know....I was just having a cup of coffee, minding my own business, and suddenly it hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3631 | I think your triple "rev me up" espresso was a poor investment. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3632 | So now that I've overcome that block everything is looking up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3633 | What do you mean by "clear signs of another imminent real estate bubble crash"? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3634 | Are you building a bookcase? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3635 | Finally, things seem to be falling into place. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3636 | I don't think you should have passed on the dessert. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3637 | Remember that insurance policy we discussed? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3638 | Do YOU know why they call it 'the concrete jungle'? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3639 | I was going to say lunch is on me, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3640 | Sugar for my coffee, then signature for my life insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3641 | When I finally told her, I felt a great weight lift from my shoulders. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3642 | Mike, I'll take care of the bill. My ex's alimony check will be delayed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3643 | This day can only get better after a morning like that. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3644 | I can't shake this sense of impending doom. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3645 | Will you at that? The train is on time. I think we have to end our session. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3646 | I'm going to stop being such a pessimist . | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3647 | You wish you knew about being creatively blocked. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3648 | I thought you ordered over easy | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3649 | Better hope what's styrofoam? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3650 | Did you order an anvil? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3651 | Let's skip dessert! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3652 | I just adopted a little chicken. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3653 | Over my dead body will I ever agree to that! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3654 | It's the slab again, right? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3655 | Don’t worry, nothing bad happens in cartoons | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3656 | My plans aren't set in concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3657 | If it's a sin to support Trump... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3658 | I recommend we bump up your insurance a bit. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3659 | You won't need to go to that meeting this afternoon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3660 | Seriously...Tom...it isn't like the sky is going to fall | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3661 | I'll never understand FOMO. If I'm meant to be somewhere, I'll be there. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3662 | I said CMU! Not "See, I'm like you". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3663 | Yes, I'm Nick Damocles. And Frank Dionysius is now a mason. What of it? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3664 | Hey Joe. You know that brilliant idea of yours? I took credit for it with the boss, and I'm getting a raise. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3665 | Interest rates? I've never been good at predictions. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3666 | He serious, bro. They're tearing down Trump Tower for salvage wall blocks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3667 | I've heard that readymade art involves taking risks but this is absurd. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3668 | That coffee will knock you out! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3669 | If the general election is like the primaries, you might as well kill me now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3670 | Gravity my friend is just a theory | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3671 | Do you ever feel like something bad is about to happen? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3672 | I feel like I'm coming down with something | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3673 | You're right, every day is what you make of it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3674 | Live fast, don't fret about gluten | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3675 | Incoming | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3676 | You're nuts, Luck has nothing to do with our success | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3677 | I may have to rethink my position. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3678 | Golf next weekend? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3679 | Did you order off the menu? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3680 | When haven't I kept my head under pressure! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3681 | My lunch here always reminds me of Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3682 | I don't know ... things just come to me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3683 | Brady's better than Manning? What are you, a block head? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3684 | all in all it's just another cinder block from the sky | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3685 | Be proactive. That's my motto. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3686 | I give you five minutes to accept my proposal. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3687 | I'm not so sure everything happens for a reason. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3688 | Fore I think you are going to have a headache today! Trump's punishment for having coffee! Incoming - Cement Block You are such a Block Head! Construction Zone Where is OSHA when you need them? Damn, I forgot my Hard Hat today! | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3689 | Mother's dead. It's time I came out. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3690 | I just have so much on my mind. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3691 | I will give you one minute to accept my idea. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3692 | Opposing Trump might be dangerous. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3693 | WHAT ? NEVER MIND ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3694 | Happy Hour ends at the drop of the clock in this joint. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3695 | I'd rather die than vote in this election. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3696 | Is that an Acme brick? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3697 | I've never been afraid of getting hit by a bus, cancer is the thing that scares the hell out of me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3698 | You really need that donut ? You should be watching out for your health a little more. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3699 | Twitterverse this and Twitterverse that!! If there really is a Twitterverse, I need proof. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3700 | Bob, real quickly, which folder has the James Morgan files? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3701 | Thst's some concrete evidence there Ed, but no foundation to support it | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3702 | Do you take anything in your coffee? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3703 | So you say you broke a mirror this morning? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3704 | Yep, I never seen it coming. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3705 | I just don't find violence amusing, do you? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3706 | We know Hoffa is buried under............ | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3707 | You know…I think I feel a headache coming on. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3708 | Everything I've ever done in my life has led me to this moment... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3709 | In quantum theory the mass of an object is a function of the velocity relative to the observer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3710 | I think we've struck a deal. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3711 | I told them what I thought, and they called me Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3712 | I just know I'm gonna be blocked. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3713 | Hold that thought! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3714 | Edison bulbs are experimental enough for me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3715 | Unless I get something like . . . I don't know . . . a sign from on high or something . . . I'm definitely voting for Trump! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3716 | It seems we've run into a brick wall on this issue. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3717 | I didn't know this happened in real life. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3718 | Well, I guess I'll be stuck with the bill. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3719 | I'm on a crash diet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3720 | Want to know the secret of life? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3721 | Trust me: we'll survive the next housing crash. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3722 | Getting that promotion has been a weight off my shoulders. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3723 | Don't say anything- cartoon law says it won't fall on me if I don't look. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3724 | I'm having trouble thinking of an appropriate metaphor for a Trump presidency. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3725 | When the reality of Bernie Sanders nears you! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3726 | Maybe I should have brushed up on my language skills before ordering in Italian. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3727 | These new figures are going to hit the guys in finance like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3728 | You didn't hear it from me, but the person who's been stealing the paper clips is— | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3729 | Righto! Now we just wait for the other shoe to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3730 | Hmm. There seems to be a leak. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3731 | I guess you really were dying to see me! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3732 | Frank experiences an existential moment, but then savors another bite of his good morning sunshine muffin | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3733 | Oh, well. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3734 | Look's like you're about to own this diner. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3735 | Do you have life insurance? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3736 | So, like I was saying, you gotta live everyday as if it were your last. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3737 | Tell me again about your proposal for using Legos for our remodeling needs | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3738 | If a cement block falls in the diner . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3739 | He's not Mr. Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3740 | Why yes, I do have a bottle of Advil on me. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3741 | " . . .and unlimited refills." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3742 | All I'm saying is, if you pray hard enough for God to punish the wicked among us, He will send you a sign. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3743 | I told you not to criticize Chris Christie. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3744 | Sometimes I get a mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3745 | Because those sandwiches are loaded with empty calories--that's why. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3746 | I'm feeling lucky today! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3747 | You shouldn't try to talk with your mouth full. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3748 | You know Harry, sometimes you just don't get it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3749 | Any thoughts on the NFL's concussion crisis? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3750 | Trump seems like a statistical anomaly - something we can safely ignore. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3751 | I couldn't even begin to describe to a person like you what it feels like when one of my great ideas hits me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3752 | Well you can't say you didn't see it coming. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3753 | Look up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3754 | I just wish I could get a few days away from the office. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3755 | I've finally gotten comfortable with the concept of irony. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3756 | I'm bored with everything today. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3757 | So, stay with me on this, there was this light, this tunnel, this oncoming train ... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3758 | And to think all this time I'd been waiting for a shoe... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3759 | We close the deal or I'm flat broke. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3760 | Then she said "You think you're really wily don't you?" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3761 | What "blocking" looked like before the Internet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3762 | It's like this foreboding sense of doom. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3763 | On second thought, have all the sugar you want. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3764 | Coffee doesn't quite wake you up in the morning anymore, eh? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3765 | ...you just never know...life has a way of playing tricks on you...you could be crossing the street and... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3766 | Everything around me is falling apart. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3767 | You've been blocked. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3768 | Speaking of writer's block... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3769 | So I thought, what's the worst that could happen. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3770 | I will have a new idea soon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3771 | Harry, do you take one lump or two with you coffee? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3772 | I'd say something, but this Danish is just too delicious! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3773 | It's time we talked about the anvil in the coffee shop. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3774 | If these walls could talk. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3775 | One lump please. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3776 | Do you ever think where you'll be in five years? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3777 | I think there's some merit to this positive psychology movement | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3778 | Oh, whatever? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3779 | By my calculations, should be 0.85 seconds | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3780 | Look me in the eye - if you have something important to say ! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3781 | Why did the barrista write, "man about to wear concrete block" on mine? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3782 | Well, I won't keep you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3783 | I've had it with my boss...he called me a blockhead again. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3784 | What do you mean, "Zeus is so 20th century?" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3785 | And then, it was like a tone of bricks... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3786 | Darn if I can put my finger on it, but your Mother seems so distant lately. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3787 | The great thing is the headaches stopped as soon as I switched to decaff. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3788 | I was thinking of something a little more concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3789 | And then I said, 'A mediated divorce? I don't think so.' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3790 | Did you order something to go? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3791 | How are you enjoying the — DUCK! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3792 | OK. The ten million bucks is hidden in . . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3793 | I've been hit with writer's block and mental blocks before, but not a cinder block. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3794 | Here comes the gluten | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3795 | Seriously, I'm having some kind of block. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3796 | Then it hit me like a ton of bricks - this place is falling apart. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3797 | I don't know; it just seems nothing interesting ever happens to me! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3798 | This coffee packs a punch. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3799 | Now we have to worry about another thing coming from the sky | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3800 | I Will Never Get Married Again ! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3801 | Why did you want to discuss the concept of 'Deus Ex Machina'? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3802 | Do you remember that silly story about Chicken Little? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3803 | Why shouldn't I have ordered a Venti? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3804 | I hate it when people say, "It hit me like a ton of bricks." It's insensitive to people who actually get hit with a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3805 | What are your plans for the weekend? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3806 | The air feels heavy for some reason. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3807 | I'm a guy that likes to play the odds.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3808 | Where do you keep your executive washroom key? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3809 | Here today---gone to..... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3810 | I'm done with my To Do list finally, but am only running 30 miles a week. You? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3811 | I wish that I could think of that guy's name. It's like I have a mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3812 | I knew we shoulda brought our own horses! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3813 | Yes, it does look like my candidate is leading in the polls... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3814 | If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me dead! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3815 | We've had some cut backs on the 2nd floor remodel, but I don't think it will be a problem. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3816 | I was thinking should we use 6 or 8 inch block, then it hit me. . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3817 | Talking of more bang for your buck... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3818 | Do you think I should up my life insurance? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3819 | And she has totally forgiven me.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3820 | Did you tip the waitress? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3821 | But at least you haven't had a brick drop on your head! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3822 | I feel a draft... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3823 | Let me repeat. No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3824 | And that's why I am finally feeling kinda lucky. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3825 | It was supposed to remind me of our meeting. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3826 | Oh great now I have to do the monthly report. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3827 | I swear, work's been so crazy lately, I'm thinking my head's about to explode. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3828 | Well, that's new. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3829 | I'd been watching my weight and cholesterol and had been working out. But then I thought, 'What the hell. I'll just let things take their natural course.' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3830 | Maybe it’s time to retire. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3831 | Has an idea ever struck you out of the blue? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3832 | Maybe I'm overreacting but I seem to be like that cartoon character in Lil' Abner, you know the one with the black cloud always hanging over him. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3833 | He should have left a better tip. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3834 | I don't think my staff liked the cuts to their benefits packages! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3835 | "Tipping", isn't an exactly science you know! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3836 | Have your caffeine reflexes kicked in? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3837 | His office is nicer than mine. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3838 | I sense something here is asunder | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3839 | You are about to experience a mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3840 | I then I told her, may God strike me dead. And she believed me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3841 | ... and I have no overhead. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3842 | Did you ask for one lump or two? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3843 | You ever get the feeling the world is closing in on you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3844 | And you never know....A giant cinder block could come crashing down out of the blue. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3845 | I pushed the project to Phil. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3846 | I've been feeling flat lately. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3847 | You know you said,"nothing exciting happens" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3848 | I've never felt so fulfilled | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3849 | Clairvoyant, schmervoyant, she was clearly deranged... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3850 | Sorry my mouth is full. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3851 | Don't worry, my ex-wife doesn't know that I am a Superhero | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3852 | I may finally get some peace and quiet now... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3853 | I wish I could think of a way to block my transfer to Omaha. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3854 | I just know something is about to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3855 | Give me a second. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3856 | My horoscope says I'll get word from higher-ups today. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3857 | So I asked myself, what's the worst that could happen? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3858 | Swipe down to end dates? Yeah, that's Cinder. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3859 | Dude,there's nothing upon you. (The brick falls) April fool!!!:). | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3860 | Oh, and let me get the check on this lunch--I cannot remember the last time I did... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3861 | Audited?! He's gonna shi... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3862 | I insult you and the the best you can do is "blockhead?" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3863 | I make $60 an hour working from home... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3864 | I don't think you need to bother ordering lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3865 | Watching you caffeine? A "Venti" wouldn't kill you, you know. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3866 | You never know, maybe I'll win the lottery. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3867 | And to think we almost got the table by the kitchen door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3868 | I should have wished for a million dollars. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3869 | The problem with these Millenials is that they never want to start on the ground floor. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3870 | Fred, I'm going to miss these morning coffee breaks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3871 | You won't believe what that blockhead said then | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3872 | Well the good news is that it looks like I'm not gonna have to pay for my lunch... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3873 | No idea has ever hit me like a hit by a ton of bricks. One cement block is usually enough. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3874 | Last week was a headache, but now I'm looking at the upside. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3875 | Look, Mr. Trump is absolutely sincere. May I be struck ---- | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3876 | Phew! Good thing he already picked up the tab. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3877 | I could see it coming, Harry, but you didn't believe me... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3878 | Have you ever considered switching to decaf or artificial sweeteners. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3879 | I can't take the guilt any more. I've been seeing your wife. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3880 | Check, please. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3881 | don't look up. we are going to be crush. "pray for wings" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3882 | I don't know, I just seem to have this weight on my shoulders. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3883 | Rather than listening to me, you have your head in the clouds. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3884 | Waiter ? There's a cement block in my soup. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3885 | Then this Lucy said, 'Charlie Brown, you ...'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3886 | You know, I'm no longer feeling light header. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3887 | Its all part of being a New Yorker | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3888 | I'd be surprised if some concrete evidence just fell in our laps. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3889 | I could wait forever for a great idea to hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3890 | Well you got your wish. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3891 | So, to make a long story short ... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3892 | Is that a hypothetical question? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3893 | Can I borrow 20 bucks? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3894 | I said, "Screw you Freddy Newton, you don't know what you're talking about". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3895 | Cinder blocks used to fall from the sky twice, three times a day. Now it's once month--and that's if your lucky. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3896 | ...but give me a concrete example of why we can't continue this way | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3897 | She was offended when I said : Let's have coffee first... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3898 | My horoscope told me to expect a big change in life. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3899 | Why don't you get the check this time? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3900 | I don't care what my wife thinks... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3901 | You should have ordered the appetizer | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3902 | You look so pensive! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3903 | What are YOU drinking? A V8? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3904 | What do you mean, death is certain to come before taxes? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3905 | I finally see what you mean by building dysfunction is killing you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3906 | Maybe, but now is the time to lean back! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3907 | Everybody must get stoned. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3908 | So, is that your final offer? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3909 | But the most hurtful part was being accused of lacking judgment. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3910 | I really need a cemented opinion here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3911 | Weight just a minute! I ordered a concrete mixer! If I am not stuffing concrete in my face pronto someones going to pay! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3912 | My shrink calls it "cinderblockophobia" -- it's an irrational fear of building materials. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3913 | This lunch feels like I a swallowed a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3914 | David, watch it, opportunity is falling | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3915 | I hate it when you talk with your mouth full. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3916 | Ummm Bob... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3917 | I'm just like Trump. I've been incredibly and fantastically successful in the building and construction business. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3918 | Yes, I, too, think that Donald Trump is very honest. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3919 | Then after the longest time, all of a sudden it hit me... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3920 | I hate all these Chicken Little predictions! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3921 | I'm going to cut my own dick off and hide in the ladies room. Then when they come in, I'll... no wait, that won't work. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3922 | Thanks but you can get the next one. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3923 | This writer's block I've been having is really killing me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3924 | We sold the air rights, so now we're building a ten-story condo up there. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3925 | As you doctor I'm obligated to tell you. You have stage four cancer." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3926 | You really should have had the dessert | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3927 | Ya'know, those burgers can kill you just like that. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3928 | I wonder if this is a piece of the corporate ladder? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3929 | I know it's Friday the 13th. So what? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3930 | Is that your final answer? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3931 | Quite frankly, predestination's a bunch'a hooey. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3932 | hello | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3933 | Quick, your password. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3934 | Hey, you can't stop living or be afraid to leave your house....if you do that, they will win. You can get hit by a car crossing the street in this city, so daily life is more dangerous than anything! You know what I'm saying? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3935 | A chip off the old block, eh? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3936 | I don't like deconstructionism, and I'll tell you why. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3937 | Earl, I slept with your wife. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3938 | I know exactly what the deal is Harry, I don't a cinder block to fall on my head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3939 | Are you being quiet because I beat you out of the promotion? I'm sure your day will come. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3940 | Heads up dude!!!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3941 | You know, I am the luckiest man alive. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3942 | So I said "Curse away you old witch..." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3943 | I've had this strange premonition all morning that this afternoon would be a career change. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3944 | Remember those Mario Power Blocks? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3945 | What else could they put in this cappuccino to ki They really need to rethink their brick and mortar position. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3946 | First time ever two really good things happened for me today | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3947 | My goal is to become a talking head at the network | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3948 | So what else could possibly happen? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3949 | Your Tinder's blocked? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3950 | I feel about a block away from where I should be. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3951 | If the gratuity is already included, how do I punish the server for horrible service? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3952 | Oops, I spoke too soon. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
3953 | Oh, about 10,000 to 1, why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3954 | The law of gravity is immutable or so they say. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3955 | Looks like Chicken Little is into construction. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3956 | Anyway .. are you an organ donor ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3957 | The worst part is the weight. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3958 | It's been a great week so far. And you? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3959 | Kiss me NOW, you fool! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3960 | I heard that Trump build this building | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3961 | remember how you said work gave you a headache | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3962 | HR has our team going on a retreat next weekend to teach us how to "live in the moment." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3963 | Bricks and mortar business are the only rock solid investment, ... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3964 | If I just lean back a tad it should just hit him. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3965 | And that, my friend, is how I KNOW my luck's about to change. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3966 | I think they may be taking the idea of ‘deconstructed cuisine’ a little too far. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3967 | This is why I only drink decaf. Caffeine hits me like a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3968 | Well maybe not like a TON of bricks... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3969 | You were right all along. If you expect good things to happen, they will | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3970 | I can't believe my eyes a brick is falling through this restaurant! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3971 | I think I'm coming down with "Architect's Block". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3972 | And those are the benefits of trickle-down econ... [THUMP] | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3973 | Can you imagine anything worse Can you imagine anything worse than our negoti Can you imagine anything worse now that our negotiations have hit a brick wall? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3974 | Is this a good time to talk about life insurance? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3975 | Why are all the people in the office calling me Chicken Little? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3976 | The idea hit Jerry like a ton of brinks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3977 | I hope the sky falls on me if I even think about voting for that clown! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3978 | So all of a sudden the thing comes crashing down like a ton of bricks, never seen anything like it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3979 | I feel inspiration is going to hit me any second! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3980 | "Annh," he deserves it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3981 | You can't always expect "pennies from heaven." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3982 | It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a brick!" "Seriously dude! Think of something better for the new Superman. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3983 | What you wanted to say was "figuratively." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3984 | This story could be a block buster. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3985 | Technically, I am a "beta-tester" for Acme Corporation | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3986 | Whaddya mean I'm a 'chip off the old block'? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3987 | You're a dreamer, Bill. I need a concrete solution, or you can look for another job. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3988 | The downfall of pop-up restaurants! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3989 | Fasting on Yom Kippur is for suckers. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3990 | What's up, coffee dude? Nothing much, sandwich dude cartoon by levi | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3991 | Hmmm..."Heads up!" is probably the wrong warning.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3992 | It's sword of DAMOCLES. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3993 | I'm suffering writer's block. Man, what can be worse than writer's block? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3994 | 'hmm... do I open the umbrella and risk bad luck?' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3995 | There goes the debt ceiling... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3996 | No. I'm fine. No complaints. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
3997 | Hum, Ah John, did I ever tell you your wife is HOT! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
3998 | Grow up...Karma is for losers | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
3999 | I'm sorry, Phil, but I don't have time to | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4000 | His dismissal of irony really brought down the house. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4001 | How about you get the check and I'll pay next time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4002 | A little hair of the dog always does the trick. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4003 | Bill, stop trying to drive home the hearse! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4004 | It's either a small cinderblock or a ridiculous looking drone. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4005 | I've got a crushing headache. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4006 | I've finally overcome my irrational fear of being hit by a falling concrete block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4007 | Good thing you did not ask for two lumps! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4008 | Yea, I'm short sellin ACME. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4009 | Sometimes, I'm such a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4010 | It was a simple clerical error, Robert. May God strike me dead if I'm not telling the truth. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4011 | Consolidated Life. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4012 | it's a foreboding i can't seem to block | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4013 | You know, it's always something .... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4014 | I'd do anything to get on the nightly news. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4015 | There must be a quicker way to lower our overhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4016 | I don't mind tossing out a blockbuster idea, it's the catching I hate. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4017 | We may have unplugged Mother a little too soon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4018 | I hear Acme made some changes in their product line. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4019 | Perhaps its time to hedge your postition | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4020 | What's that analogy when you feel completely floored by something? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4021 | Karma: "Who are you calling a blockhead?" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4022 | Mind your own business. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4023 | Listen, I need that fifty dollars you owe me. Quickly. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4024 | Please pass the sugar, quickly. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4025 | Bernie? Nah. More likely a cement block will drop on my head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4026 | Apparently, this place is known for its flattened chicken. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4027 | Well, as you can imagine, the news hit me like 37 pounds of brick | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4028 | It's like the sword of Damocles, but our insurance required the two extra strings. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4029 | Could we get the check, please? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4030 | Uhh.. How do you like your coffee? One lump or two... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4031 | Trump or Cruz .. It' s like chunking bricks.. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4032 | As to schedule...I think the Masons are right on target! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4033 | Say, could I borrow twenty bucks? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4034 | so, can one block these gravity waves? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4035 | You were saying something about your policy's pre-existing condition clause. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4036 | Good news, I don't think you'll be visiting your in-laws this weekend. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4037 | Life is short, you know? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4038 | Doctor said I may even become a centenarian. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4039 | For 20 years I bought this crap and then it hit me like a brick! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4040 | Is there anything worse than an auditor breathing down your back? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4041 | Are you even listening? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4042 | Hmm should I tell him or not? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4043 | You're always telling me to block things out, Jim. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4044 | I disagree ... Trump's through the roof! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4045 | Sometimes I feel just like a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4046 | My motto is, live every day as if it's your last. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4047 | Your time is up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4048 | It's not like the literal sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4049 | No I don't think we should pay more taxes for building inspectors! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4050 | I hope it's true that you're a hard headed business man. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4051 | Regarding your cinder toffee coffee order... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4052 | Things are finally looking up for me, Bill. I can feel it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4053 | I think opportunities arise when you are in the right place at the right time..... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4054 | I tell you the world's coming apart with this election. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4055 | Inspiration; she is a fickle muse –you never know where your next big idea will come from. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4056 | Not a feeling, Larry. It's more like a premonition... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4057 | You ever feel like something heavy is looming over your head? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4058 | I've got this weight hanging over me. Do you think my writers block will ever go away? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4059 | I guess I'm just tired of people telling me "to chin up." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4060 | You can take this personally. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4061 | We may not have to plan that far ahead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4062 | Are you trying to scare me ? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4063 | The sooner I get out from under the better, | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4064 | That time-space warping theory is just nonsense. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4065 | Chicken Little didn't have a clue. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4066 | Sorry to eat and run, but I've got a killer of an afternoon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4067 | So I put it all in a deferred annuity which will pay me big bucks when I reach 85. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4068 | Look, either you've got it or you don't! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4069 | What do you suppose the "chicken little" special is? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4070 | Walter Mitty-2016 | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4071 | Watch out! Scott Walker blew up the union! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4072 | Coffee really helps me get away from writer's block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4073 | John, I think someone remembered your last tip. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4074 | Sometimes I think I need to get hit in the head with a brick to get my attention. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4075 | So I guess, after all, things are really looking up. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4076 | What did you say about the "duck" ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4077 | The bartender sure is taking a long time with that cement mixer... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4078 | That _is_ a bad idea! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4079 | This is much better than the usual takeout. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4080 | I think you should eliminate your overhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4081 | According to FiveThirtyEight... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4082 | As a matter of fact, they did use anvils before the budget crunch. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4083 | I think instead you got a coffee to go. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4084 | "Im telling you Braverman, this meeting is over"! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4085 | By the way, I've decided to end the affair... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4086 | I just wish something would hit me that could change my life. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4087 | As you know, I rarely make hasty decisions... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4088 | I'm going to need more coffee for this meeting. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4089 | Good news. You won't have to do the presentation. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4090 | No, I guess not. Would you want to be able to know how you're going to go? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4091 | "Heavy" coffee? Yes. But not as heavy as it will be, yet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4092 | No one will listen to me anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4093 | A reality television personality as president; not in my lifetime. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4094 | I'm glad we're talking this out. I don't like it hanging over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4095 | "Hmmm... Out of the coyote... Guess I'll go with the panko crusted roadrunner instead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4096 | So, what's up with you? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4097 | I know things seem difficult but I've always been an optimist. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4098 | Give me a minute and I'm sure it will hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4099 | I'm waiting for the payoff, but it's still up in the air. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4100 | Hate to say this, but I think that's a bug in your coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4101 | This seemed like a much better idea when we were drinking. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4102 | This campaign is not the first time he has built from the top down. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4103 | That's going to hurt the Yelp review. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4104 | I can't believe that waiter messed up my order. What a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4105 | I didn't mean it, God ! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4106 | Quick! Hand me your wallet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4107 | So that's what happens when you tip below %15. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4108 | Hmm...cloudy with a chance of bricks? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4109 | I don't like heroes. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4110 | Now you think the slow service WAS a problem? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4111 | I'm telling you, someday, it'll hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4112 | What can make this headache go away? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4113 | What do you mean, "Live a little."? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4114 | ...then Flitcraft adjusted to I-beams not falling, get it? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4115 | What do you think of the implications of quantum mechanics? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4116 | Yup, just dumb luck! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4117 | Watch out, those carbs'll kill you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4118 | I'm tired of banging my head against a brick wall. I hope things would turn around. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4119 | Boss, don't move! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4120 | There's nothing worse than lukewarm coffee... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4121 | He did say I was paying the bill... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4122 | I am ready for a coffee "break". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4123 | I'm terribly worried about rising sea levels. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4124 | You're right, Ted. You're not paranoid... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4125 | Before we wrap things up here, there is just one last thing I feel I should bring to your attention. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4126 | I need something more concrete than just "a sign." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4127 | Well I'll be damned, he was guilty. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4128 | You should have asked for a ham omlette. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4129 | Please be accurate Jim. It's not a brick, it's a cinder block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4130 | So then she says, "Something really bad is going to happen to you today." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4131 | I hate to be the one who says the sky is falling, but . . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4132 | I can't imagine anything else going wrong today. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4133 | Tell me fast--who are you voting for? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4134 | This is what I've learned: it's all about risk-management. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4135 | He should have had a V8. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4136 | If I can just block out the distractions I know I can cement the deal. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4137 | Really, what makes you think he's a brick short? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4138 | Black Swans Unlimited had the lowest bid. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4139 | I wonder, is it true what they say about the falling real estate market? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4140 | Heaven knows! We need solid building blocks for the success of this project. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4141 | Looks like he is about to regret winning that game of "jinx." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4142 | What do you mean by "Cinder Block of Damocles?' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4143 | Today's Special...Squash? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4144 | Where are we with succession planning?" "Almost finished with Phase 1. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4145 | And speaking of a chip off the old block.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4146 | I'm sorry, Dave, but your promotion will just have to wait for a vacancy in managment." "I'm okay with that, Bill. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4147 | I've just been named the "Master of Your Fate" speaker of the year. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4148 | You gotta stop eating sandwiches every day, Mike. The carbs are gonna kill you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4149 | You blockhead! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4150 | I had that dream last night where you can't seem to get away from impending doom. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4151 | I wonder how the artist feels about what happens next? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4152 | And then I said to myself, "Bill, you gotta make some concrete plans for your future." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4153 | This gives new meaning to espresso. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4154 | Chip! The block! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4155 | To my knowledge, no on has ever called me a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4156 | It's really quite rudimentary. The easiest way to win The New Yorker caption contest, I've found, is -- | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4157 | Of course, if something were to . . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4158 | What is wrong Joe?. Ever since 9/11, you seem to be preoccupied with imaginary objects falling from the sky. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4159 | Better cover your drink. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4160 | Man, I hit a brick wall at work today! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4161 | So then I just walked out before she could retaliate. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4162 | I think I have been blocking a lot | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4163 | Hmmm.Could be a lawsuit. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4164 | There is a God. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4165 | We no longer have a concrete deal. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4166 | Your ex-wife has sent something for you!" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4167 | That's about all the time I can block out for now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4168 | Too bad. He's a nice guy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4169 | This above all: to thine own self be true. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4170 | After all those salmonella outbreaks, what more could go wrong at Chipotle? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4171 | I said "Doris, I'd sooner be stoned than agree to that property settlement." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4172 | When you sell insurance, you have coverage for everything. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4173 | I'm so ready for a change. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4174 | Sometimes I think inevitability is a very hazy concept. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4175 | So I tell the kid, You create your own luck. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4176 | Why are you canceling my promotion announcement tomorrow? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4177 | I think they want us to order a full meal. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4178 | So I told her just to cancel my life insurance since I work in an office. What could happen to me? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4179 | Sorry to tell you this, but I'm going to have to let you go. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4180 | Last time I ignored it. You see, existence needs concep-- | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4181 | I just wish life were more like cartoons, y'know? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4182 | Did you order the express box lunch? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4183 | I really don't need that extra life insurance right now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4184 | I'd better prepare for the vice presidency opening. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4185 | I wish I knew. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4186 | My suggestion ... DUCK! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4187 | What's the best thing for a headache? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4188 | I see buying this shop as a key building block in a financially secure retirement. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4189 | Okay, sure, if you insist. This one's on you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4190 | You signed the check, right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4191 | Hartford, shmartford | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4192 | No. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4193 | "I'll have the Grande Concussion with an extra shot, a splatter of heavy cream, and 2 sugars". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4194 | After 34 years I'm retiring from bricklaying to spend time with my family and finally write that novel I've been thinking about... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4195 | No way. My commodities guy sees gold, silver, and cinder block futures going up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4196 | I want something light. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4197 | I'm glad mine's to go. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4198 | Life's boring. Nothing ever happens to me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4199 | So the bomb exploded but, luckily, I was unscathed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4200 | Even though we are laid off, meting for lunch does Even though we are laid off, meeting for lunch is just fine. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4201 | And then it hit me like a blot from the blue: My wife is cheating with a brick mason. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4202 | Quick! Say something philosophic: your last words can't be "pass me the sugar"! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4203 | Every now and then, I get a mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4204 | It's a concrete proposal, but a need a quick yes or no. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4205 | Yes, I'm signing my new will tomorrow, making you the sole heir. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4206 | The food is pretty good but the service is average. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4207 | I was wondering what it would be like if Trump became President... and then it hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4208 | These estimates look promising, but I'm going to need something concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4209 | So she say's, "one lump or two, and I'm like..........BLACK!!! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4210 | A blessing on your head mazal tov, mazal tov! A brick falling on your head, mazal tov, mazal tov! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4211 | I don't need somebody to hit me in the head with a bat to know I'm in trouble with the boss. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4212 | If I'm lying to you, may God strike me dead! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4213 | We might need to get the food to-go | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4214 | I call it the Block of Damocles. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4215 | So, may I presume our conversation is over? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4216 | No one's looking out for the white guy anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4217 | These construction delays are killin' me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4218 | Good thing you ordered the duck. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4219 | So,how'd the Trump rally go? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4220 | I've decided to be ironic. I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4221 | Nothing good ever happens before my first cup of coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4222 | Ten years of therapy and I finally believe that I don't have a target on my head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4223 | And I really don't buy that superstition about throwing spilled salt over the shoulder! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4224 | Better drink that fast, Damocles! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4225 | My secret is safe | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4226 | Wait—an idea's about to hit me—I can feel it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4227 | Don't interrupt! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4228 | I just feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4229 | ...then it hit me, like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4230 | This could be a New York Life moment. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4231 | If it wasn't for this safe haven, work would just kill me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4232 | So I told him "I don't need any life insurance!" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4233 | Something's coming, I don't know what it is, but it is... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4234 | I'm so stuffed up, it feels like I've got a head full of concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4235 | Then, out of thin air, she drops the 'D' word on me! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4236 | My wife left me for my boss, my house burned down, my cat died but I'm finally beginning to think I've turned the corner. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4237 | Dang he'll probably get to take the day off for this | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4238 | Actually, sell when YOU feel it's the right time. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4239 | You've really got to work on your pronunciation. It almost sounded like you ordered the `Cementi Grande.' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4240 | Don't look up. The sky is falling! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4241 | Can't wait to get the lid of this new Iron Brew drink Bill, they says it's made with girders! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4242 | Lately I've been feeling scatterbrained. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4243 | Thanks for meeting me here. I tell ya, there's no escaping the gravity of the situation we're in. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4244 | Do you have plans for dinner tonight? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4245 | I am fortunate to have a friend like you! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4246 | But I love, I loves my sweet rat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4247 | You really are a chip off the old block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4248 | It's a more authentic take on exposed brick | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4249 | I suppose you also want me to believe in global warming... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4250 | Did your order a same day delivery from Amazon? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4251 | Ow, this coffee's hot. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4252 | We better sell a lot of life insurance from this. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4253 | We talked about it for over two hours, I kept telling her I understood her feelings. It's not like I need to be hit over the head! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4254 | I mean it's now or never, so I guess I'll do it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4255 | If you ordered a cement block for lunch, I think it was just delivered by drone. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4256 | Uh oh, I think the time's run out on my parking meter! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4257 | I wonder if they'll split the bill | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4258 | Can we work cooperatively with this union? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4259 | Just how bad can decaf get, anyway? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4260 | Mind if we swing by the pharmacy for some Tylenol on our way back to the office? I feel a headache coming on. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4261 | It's simply Politics as Usual - not impending doom. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4262 | Honestly Henry, sometimes I think you worry too much. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4263 | The wages of cinder block | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4264 | Making helmets mandatory in coffee shops may be too little, too late. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4265 | Nice try Tom... What is it this time, a cinder block?! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4266 | Uh, I just wanted to thank you for picking this place away from the office to fire me . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4267 | After you asked for the divorce, you didn't, by chance, suggest she block out a few ideas for the settlement? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4268 | I feel like there's a ton hanging over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4269 | I tell you again "I've had it." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4270 | Hmm...I would warn him, but I know he's for Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4271 | I did warn him it's a concrete jungle out here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4272 | From now on, I'm really gonna' try to just live in the moment more. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4273 | The silver lining -- it's not a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4274 | I'v been invited to a block party | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4275 | My jury duty case? Aren't they all scaffolding accidents?! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4276 | Maybe it's the Law and Order binge-watching, but this new 3 million dollar life insurance policy makes me paranoid. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4277 | By the time I warn you, it will be ....(thud) too late. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4278 | You're right, life sucks and then you die. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4279 | You know what hit me today like a ton of bricks? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4280 | This is my first date on Cinder. I'm really hoping you don't swipe left. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4281 | Funny idea of an art exhibit this cafe has... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4282 | I won't invest until the bottom drops out of the market. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4283 | What the... I ordered this black! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4284 | They say the coffee at this place is a big hit with everyone | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4285 | You know that stuff is going to kill you. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4286 | Why yes, I do work for the Acme Company. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4287 | I don't know if you have time for that. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4288 | Sorry...missed that...having a mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4289 | It's Tinder, but the scars are real. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4290 | My note says to be more obser.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4291 | Should've seen this one coming. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4292 | This Tetris demo is just the first game for our VR glasses line. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4293 | Sometimes it's like the sword of Damocles is hanging over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4294 | Being laid up in the hospital for 18 months was rough, but now that I'm starting to walk again things are really looking up! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4295 | No brick has to fall on my head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4296 | Well, I guess he did push pretty hard for a head on that coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4297 | Hope he's voting Sanders in the primary. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4298 | Umm. . . . maybe you shouldn't have sworn to God that you'd build Trumps border wall yourself! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4299 | If I hear one more person say, "You deserve a brick today," I'm going to flip out!! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4300 | What does the Last Supper have to do with our business lunch? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4301 | I just have a feeling something big is coming my way...you know? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4302 | My mother always told me that if I'm in a quandary, just contemplate for a moment and then something will knock some sense into you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4303 | You're right. An anvil would be too cliche. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4304 | And then, just like that, it suddenly hit me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4305 | I have complete confidence in the building inspector. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4306 | ”Is your insurance paid up?! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4307 | It's true; I always have to have the last word. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4308 | ...and I'm sick to death of my wife constantly calling me a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4309 | Do you believe in IFOs? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4310 | Then, in '08, I signed my largest deal... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4311 | Why are you always such a pessimist? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4312 | I probably shouldn't have played hookie today, I have so much work to do. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4313 | So that's why I just bought a long-term care policy. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4314 | I'll have to let this coffee cool down | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4315 | I tell ya, I can feel it, Chuck. Today's the day I'm gonna catch that Road Runner. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4316 | I think it's your turn to pay. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4317 | I'm hoping Maybe inspiration will just hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4318 | A breeze block? Someone's got a loose grip on reality | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4319 | Dave, I think this is the right moment to tell you that I've been having an affair with your wife. But I'm going to have to fire you again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4320 | If this block hangs over my head much longer, I'm dead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4321 | Hey Bob, you might want to take that coffee to go. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4322 | So I said a ton of bricks doesn't have to fall on my head. What? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4323 | I preferred when they retaliated by spitting on your sandwich. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4324 | Ever get the feeling you are about to get clobbered? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4325 | That is if they ever find me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4326 | Like Yogi said, 'It ain't over 'til it's over.' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4327 | So then it hit me, like a ... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4328 | Stop talking about bricks and mortar projects. All that matters is the cloud. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4329 | There must be a reason for everything. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4330 | I don't care, I said don't talk to me until I've had my coffee | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4331 | I really think 'no tipping' is catching on | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4332 | Day after day I wait, for that concrete evidence suggesting there is more to life. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4333 | Gotta admit I'm ambivalent when it comes to Right to Life Right to Choice issues | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4334 | Of course, short-term investments carry less risk, but . . . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4335 | And she's constantly making empty threats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4336 | I'm not sure what my last meal would be. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4337 | My best ideas come out of the blue. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4338 | So you want to be president of Damocles Construction. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4339 | I had a dream last night someone called me a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4340 | So help me, if I'm lying, may I be struck dead by masonry! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4341 | I still don't have replies on Tumblr. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4342 | I'd never let Trump build a wall in my uterus. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4343 | Maybe some coffee will clear up this mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4344 | I have the worst case of writer's block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4345 | It kills me having to work through lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4346 | We've all had a stale bagel, but this is ridiculous. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4347 | Mark my words Bob, the bottom of the Market is going to drop out any day now! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4348 | Hey Bill, that Excedrin is finally starting to kick in. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4349 | I don't think this is the pool deck, Kenny.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4350 | What can happen? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4351 | I'm having something different. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4352 | why'd I get this to go? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4353 | Did you see her face when I asked for a fifth cup of coffee? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4354 | To sum up my posit.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4355 | Not the first time I have had a mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4356 | And that's when I first started to question Newton's theories. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4357 | If the coffee doesn't wake you up, this place has something stronger that will do the job. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4358 | I chose this restaurant because they always have a daily surprise on their menu. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4359 | I tipped with a Trump dollar. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4360 | I'll buy lunch! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4361 | Looks like the wall got 10 feet taller | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4362 | Relax and thank God it is not the oroverbial ton. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4363 | I can't recommend the cement. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4364 | S&P Futures are plummeting. I predict a catastrophic day ahead. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4365 | I prefer to call it "accident" and health coverage. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4366 | Talking to a friend like you is like a load of bra | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4367 | It's gonna hit you in 3...2.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4368 | I hate that new church, I hope a sinner blocks the door! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4369 | Imagine-She called me a blockhead! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4370 | But you mean "cinder block" metaphorically though, right? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4371 | Sometimes I feel like the Brick of Damocles is hanging over me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4372 | ...and then she said, and then he said.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4373 | So you forgot the remote again? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4374 | It's all over but the shouting. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4375 | I wish I had a bigger sandwich than you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4376 | Nevermind. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4377 | They were out of anvils | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4378 | I feel like the only bad thing that isn't happening to me right now is a block coming down on my head.. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4379 | Don't worry we a plan for any possible scenario | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4380 | Real quickly, any other ideas? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4381 | You know, this maybe the last time..... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4382 | Knock knock. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4383 | I ordered an orange crush. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4384 | Time is really not an issue for me.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4385 | It's all set. Don't be such a skeptic. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4386 | Karma? Yeah, why? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4387 | Maybe it's a block-headed idea but... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4388 | I hope you paid. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4389 | Which is correct? Concrete or cement? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4390 | God never gives me a day off. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4391 | My ability to accept the absurd has just recently came into conflict with the fact that my personal prayers are seemingly being answered | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4392 | A 5 or 10% tip is the least of his problems | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4393 | This place always blocks me up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4394 | Bill I think your phone is buzzing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4395 | I have closing arguments in the Don Giovanni case today. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4396 | Looks likes concrete idea. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4397 | I'm really just looking for some concrete results. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4398 | So I says, "I get it, you're mad - you don't have to hit me over the head with a brick." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4399 | Did you order the falling steel beam? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4400 | I subscribe to the Alan King policy of not needing Insurance. Spend the money on a nice piece of pie. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4401 | It can't be a brick. It's always a safe or a piano. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4402 | Oh, I say old chap, have you been reading in the NEW YORK TIMES the news about India? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4403 | I wonder why it's called a deconstructed latte. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4404 | Hear about Bob? Heart attack. Just like tha- | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4405 | I think you will soon have a more concrete idea. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4406 | Does it ever appear to you like Starbucks stores just drop from the sky? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4407 | Well at least he'll have no worries about the election! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4408 | Did I say my ex is likely to get even with me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4409 | I have never had writer's block quite like this | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4410 | This doesn't look like a flat white. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4411 | I accepted a job with Joe Btfspik & Sons. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4412 | This restaurant is a killer. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4413 | I'm gluten-free, dairy-free, entirely organic from my toothpaste to my shoe polish, yet I still get these crushing headaches at least once a day. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4414 | Yes. I will marry you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4415 | That's what I love about this place, the strongest coffee and the heaviest bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4416 | ... and I told that fortune-telling mason to go **** himself. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4417 | My future feels up in the air. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4418 | Ever wonder why some people are in the wrong place at the wrong time? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4419 | So ... when do you think Mort will drop in? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4420 | Sugar? One brick or two? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4421 | ...and then, it finally hit me... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4422 | I think we should take the long view. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4423 | Nothing specific, really. Just a general sense of foreboding. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4424 | . . . and literally make America great again. But hey–it's your daydream. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4425 | I'm an agnostic too, Herb, all the way--no wait! I didn't mean that! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4426 | should i save him pr let him die so i can get the job | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4427 | Did you ever get THAT feeling? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4428 | Watch out, the Trumptastrophe is falling! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4429 | Are you an insurance salesman? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4430 | Don't worry about making it to your next appointment. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4431 | Did I unplug my straightener this morning? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4432 | You have to be really hardheaded to survive is this business. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4433 | Alan, I swear on my life it's true. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4434 | So, what do you think? Stocks or bonds? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4435 | Frankly I think 10 percent is more than enough. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4436 | Beware of maxi-ton of bricks decisions. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4437 | I wonder if my BulletProof Coffee is CinderBlock proof as well? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4438 | Power lunching is great for brain storms. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4439 | Would you believe me if I said the sky was falling? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4440 | Even with strong opposition, no one can touch me! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4441 | You think this is bad? Just wait for the other brick to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4442 | This one's on me, I insist. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4443 | Every time it rains here, it rains cinders from heaven. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4444 | Hmmm, no, I'm not familiar with the 'Cinder block of Damocles.'" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4445 | Dead poet society! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4446 | Superstitious? No. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4447 | Your ideas are always too heavy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4448 | I think I have a mental block | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4449 | Falling cinder blocks I can tolerate, but the severed finger pointing at my coffee is really creeping me out. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4450 | I'm thinking about ordering the,'Chicken Little ' salad! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4451 | You know, that would be as improbable as a cinder block falling on your head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4452 | I'm sorry, I know I can be a block head sometimes.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4453 | Well, there's always the line about man planning and God laughing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4454 | No need to find a brick wall to slam your head into. . .now it comes to you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4455 | In the cement business irony goes over everybody's head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4456 | First let's define the terms more concretely. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4457 | I think the waitress has a crush on me | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4458 | I wish you'd pay attention when I'm talking to you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4459 | Hold that thought, would you? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4460 | I'm the victim of a glass ceiling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4461 | Right now it sucks to be you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4462 | You know you said you felt like a weight had been lifted from your shoulders? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4463 | See mints? What mints? I don't see any mints... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4464 | Wait, I thought you ordered a knuckle sandwich? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4465 | Ever have a worrisome premonition? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4466 | If I were you, I wouldn't worry about it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4467 | I need some concrete answers. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4468 | my astrologer cancelled my appointment. I thought they were like therapists, they never really say 'you don't need me anymore'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4469 | I take the long view. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4470 | I don't care what the boss says, I'm no blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4471 | Seems like lately I've been suffering from a mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4472 | This happens every time you have an idea? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4473 | Yeah, but I still have these premonitions of doom. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4474 | Yeah, I just live a stone's throw from here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4475 | My wife said I was "one block short of a load"...can you imagine that? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4476 | Wait for it..... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4477 | Atticus considered warning his client about the falling cinder block, but he reasoned that the thing speaks for itself. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4478 | Did I hear you right? Don't you ever call me a blockhead! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4479 | So how do we stop our masons from knocking off so early? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4480 | Physicist's block had plagued him all week. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4481 | Luck is the residue of design my friend | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4482 | I give up. How will I be more like Charle Brown? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4483 | I switched to orange juice. Caffeine was giving me a headache. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4484 | Strike me dead if I'm lying! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4485 | We would rather stay on break then go back to work. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4486 | I'm sorry but that is my 'drop dead' position. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4487 | Paul sure seemed to take the news of his redundancy well. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4488 | Falling cinder blocks happen. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4489 | Alan Watts said it best: "You and I are all as much continuous with the physical universe as a wave is continuous with the ocean." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4490 | If only I had an 'aha' moment. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4491 | The market is really plummeting today. I need a solid investment | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4492 | I never seem to finish anything. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4493 | you remember that last tip you gave? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4494 | I think there's something wrong with your Fitbit... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4495 | No, I ordered the planked salmon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4496 | Let me get you an aspirin | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4497 | Cartoonist's speed lines usually suggest movement | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4498 | Be honest... Do I come off as sort of a blockhead? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4499 | You must have had one too many, | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4500 | No, I never worry about the stock market falling. It's other things, right out of the blue. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4501 | Today's special is going down heavy | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4502 | "Cartoonist's block"? Never heard of it. As bad as "writer's block"? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4503 | I thought a ton would look a lot bigger. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4504 | I don't care what my doctor says, eating fast food is safe. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4505 | It's time to crack some heads. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4506 | Isn't today April Fool's day? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4507 | Last call! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4508 | Wow - an Isaac Newton moment... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4509 | Sorry, can I quickly have your share of the bill? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4510 | ..."and who needs that headache." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4511 | You know what turning 50 is like? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4512 | I think I just found the answer to your problems . . . | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4513 | You'd take one for the team right? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4514 | I need to tell you something. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4515 | I am with Dewey, Suem and Howe. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4516 | Without coffee, I just can't have a good day. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4517 | I've been wanting to tell you something for the longest time, but felt it might hit you like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4518 | Another parking ticket is probably the least of my worries. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4519 | What are you thinking? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4520 | Hello from the other side... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4521 | Ahh, Chicken Little was over-rated. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4522 | I was always more of a Tex Avery man myself. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4523 | What a blockbuster idea. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4524 | Life is so short. We need to treasure every . . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4525 | So, how's your renovation going? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4526 | Weight. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4527 | My daughter tells me the universe is trying to "tell me something," those millenials... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4528 | I see where that blockhead Trump is retaliating against anybody that says anything nasty about him | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4529 | They say it's never too late | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4530 | 'G' or 'g,' do you think it matters? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4531 | I make my own luck, Richard. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4532 | I may be wrong, but I think this is my lucky day. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4533 | Yeah sure like one day I'm gonna get hit on the head by a falling concrete block.... What's the likelihood of that happening...... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4534 | This no tips thing seems to be working out alright, don't you think? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4535 | Blah, blah, blah, blah... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4536 | Sorry I slept with your wife. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
4537 | So you think the caffeine will help me shake this annoying sense impending doom? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4538 | I need to block CBS | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4539 | And then I said to her, Cogito ergo sum. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4540 | I wonder how God feels about the 2016 presidential candidates? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4541 | Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4542 | So, then it hits me out of the blue... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4543 | Let's face it, Siri will never be able to find us a good cup of coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4544 | Not in a million years would you get my job. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4545 | Sorry Al, I want a divorce. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4546 | You know Steve, suing Acme Corporation is one thing, but joining Mr. Coyote as a defendant is just asking for trouble. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4547 | Why did you just say "meep meep?" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4548 | Was that over my dead body or yours? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4549 | Damn that Ocles | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4550 | Hold on, don't tell me. It's about to hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4551 | If a bell rings every time an angel gets his wings, what happens when a devil gets his horns? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4552 | You know that moment when it just hits you? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4553 | It just seems to me that Mary and I don't have much of a future. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4554 | see em you | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4555 | Fred's realization hit him like a, well...you know.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4556 | Dingbat? My ex-wife used to call me that... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4557 | Finally, I get a seat in this joint. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4558 | Putting this deal together may be harder than we thought. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4559 | Bob wondered if his iPhone 6-plus might have an overly robust block feature. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4560 | Did you ever have one of those days when you wished that it would all end? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4561 | What are you mumbling about? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4562 | I can't see what else could go wrong. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4563 | One more time: 'The Breaking of Pelvis 1 2 3', Take 13. Ready? Action! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4564 | This was no "Cinder"ella ending | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4565 | We have a shortage of cement. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4566 | Ever feel like something bad is about to happen? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4567 | oh.....so THAT'S why my wife told me to sit there.. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4568 | Brace for impact! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4569 | Don't get excited. The Daily News Wasn't Bought | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4570 | I only know something's true when I get something concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4571 | Do you have any appointments this afternoon ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4572 | "She said that I was turning into a real blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4573 | I spent the weekend at another awareness retreat. You? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4574 | And my hair transplant doc just told me my scalp is looking like the White House lawn... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4575 | The service here has really gone downhill. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4576 | How much time do we have for lunch? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4577 | I guess it could be worse. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4578 | Chip, your block is off. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4579 | Watch out Mike, they're zooming in on us! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4580 | Dude, I need help! Everything seems to be crashing in on me! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4581 | I might've just dropped a figurative brick, but things are about to get real. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4582 | I just have this feeling of impending doom. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4583 | I'm working on my writer's block. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4584 | After our 40 year friendship, Richard, I'm finally coming out to reveal my true feeling for you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4585 | You really think that things are starting to look up? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4586 | He's gonna make America great again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4587 | So you've never been sick, never worn a seat belt and you don't believe in fate? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4588 | Those pancakes feel like a brick in my stomach. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4589 | I'm on the block meal plan, how about you? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4590 | Just be honest, Pete. Whaddya think of my new hair plugs? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4591 | "Well, whaddya know. Prayers do get answered". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4592 | I feel a splitting headache coming on. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4593 | Should I... Nah he'll be fine. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4594 | So, then I asked God to give me a sign . . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4595 | Yes, if you need to leave, please go NOW!!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4596 | As I was saying, we were a block from Iraq when suddenly... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4597 | Can I trust you to keep a secret? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4598 | And your obsession with Henny Penny gives me a headache. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4599 | I used to not believe hard luck stories, and then it hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4600 | Why don't you change seats, Mr. Bossy Pants. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4601 | I never believed in Henny Penny's theory............ | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4602 | Sorry, but it's 'lights-out' for you Republicans. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4603 | ...when suddenly, this revolutionary idea hit me like... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4604 | Ah, Arnie, LEAN BACK QUICKLY! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4605 | Do you ever get tired of living in a two-dimensional world? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4606 | There is a fly in my coke! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4607 | Is there something I've overlooked? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4608 | I thought Acme went out of business when kids all got their own iPads. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4609 | Why is that brick falling? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4610 | Goes prophecy move up or down? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4611 | im just going to drink this coffee and relax ,lifes to short to be worried about everything | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4612 | Karma is kind of a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4613 | You ever feel like something big is about to happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4614 | It's as though a great weight has been lifted from me. Or maybe the other way around. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4615 | This is starting to be a real headache. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4616 | Did you ever have an uncontrollable feeling of impending doom? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4617 | No, I rarely suffer from writer's block. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4618 | I've got a splitting headache. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4619 | What a morning on Monday feels like. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4620 | I might as well be hitting my head against a brick wall. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4621 | What would Macbeth do? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4622 | You said you were going to drop something today?? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4623 | Did you pay already? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4624 | I just can't figure out how to tell her that I'm leaning. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4625 | Don't bother, I'll get the check. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4626 | Frank, I really think your insistence on hiring union labor is destroying our business. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4627 | We used to have a lot to talk about. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4628 | Sidewalk dining ain't what it used to be. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4629 | It's time to go! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4630 | 'Cinderblock of Damocles?' Is that even a thing? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4631 | If a new idea doesn't strike me soon, this writer's block is going to kill me! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4632 | George-can you believe I just won the lottery-but I still come to work everyday like nothing happened. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4633 | Try to summarize your grand conclusion really quickly. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4634 | I work at OSHA. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4635 | Look up in the air! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4636 | Oops, I think I'm going to need some extra napkins. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4637 | I sure would at least like to see a dead cat bounce today. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4638 | Oklahoma. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4639 | Simile. Metaphor would be 'like a ton of bricks.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4640 | I don't know how to tell you this, but I slept with your wife. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4641 | No, not cement. I'm pretty sure it's called a concrete block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4642 | I told that guy I wasn't going to pay him $30 an hour to build my balcony on the 30th floor. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4643 | I mean sure, I could be hit by a bus at any moment but let's be serious...I need to max out my annual IRA contributions starting right now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4644 | Simon, now that you're in New York - lets drop the Brit lingo. Ok? Hmm? You know - boot for trunk, wings for fenders. Pudding for... Oh I see. What is your word for breeze block? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4645 | I've just been feeling this impending doom lately, I'm sure it's all in my head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4646 | Spit it out, Ken--I don't have all day. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4647 | Oh, well. He didn't me get me much back, anyhow. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4648 | Oh my God — the fortune cookie was right! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4649 | I expect to hear back from the Foundation any moment now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4650 | I'm thinking about moving. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4651 | Do you ever feel like Doomsday is fast approaching? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4652 | Should I warn him? Eh, not enough time. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4653 | Next time I'll try the latte. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4654 | I wish Donald Trump were here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4655 | I'm dying for another cup of coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4656 | You told me to expect the unexpected. Now you say there's going to be a concrete block market crash? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4657 | I told you not to order something heavy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4658 | I hope you enjoyed your day job. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4659 | No, I never get writer's block. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4660 | I forgot this place is 'cash-only.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4661 | Then he said: It's like getting hit with a ton of bricks, whatever that means. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4662 | I'll leave the abstract philosophizing to you Ted, I deal in concrete ideas. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4663 | So I told her, 'I'd rather get hit by a brick than vote for Donald Trump.'" "You couldn't have chosen something, er, softer? A soccer ball maybe? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4664 | Yeah, I know about online gourmet meals, but nothing beats the old brick-and-mortar diner. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4665 | What do you mean speaking of duck and roll? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4666 | You insisted on changing tables! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4667 | I know Our Lord tries to communicate with us in strange ways,but | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4668 | Hey John what are you looking at? Is there something on my head? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4669 | I digressed, what about the cement price? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4670 | Lousy Horoscope this morning. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to stop that nonsense. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4671 | Hollow threats don't impress me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4672 | It's called Acme Witness Protection, and it works. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4673 | ...and just to prove my point, I deliberately walked under a ladder this morning. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4674 | Gotta run... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4675 | Oh, watch . . . | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4676 | I think you are right. We did eat here on the same day 20 years ago. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4677 | This Chicken Little themed restaurant takes itself too seriously. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4678 | This meeting is not going to end well - check please! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4679 | It's just that nobody crosses the cinder lobby. I gotta watch my back. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4680 | stop worrying about how to pay for retirement. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4681 | The ad said this coffee would knock you out but I don't agree. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4682 | Well, they're saying we should all get more fiber into our diets. Even the birds are trying it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4683 | I'm telling you.. it's like the Cinder Block of Damocles.. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4684 | Watch out! REALITY is coming down | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4685 | So, what's on your mind? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4686 | I'm thinking of running for Congress. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4687 | I predicted the last financial crash. I will pull out of the markets sooner rather than later. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4688 | Cutbacks. Cinder-block is cheaper than the Sword of Damocles. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4689 | I BETTER COMB MY HAIR FAST BEFORE IT GOES ON THE INTERNET | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4690 | What do they mean by "open during deconstruction"? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4691 | Talk about same day delivery. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4692 | Oh my god, the dream with my boss is coming true! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4693 | Sure, the bun's tasty but like cement in the stomach. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4694 | Can I have the rest of your coffee if you don't finish it? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4695 | First day without my safety helmet and everything is ok so far... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4696 | There's something missing from my boiler-maker. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4697 | Yes your headache may disappear now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4698 | That is the last time I hire a handyman from ISIS to repair my roof! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4699 | I have this eerie sense of impending doom | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4700 | New Yorker's in trouble. I hear the cartoonists are killing off everyone now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4701 | Heads-up. Here comes our entrees. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4702 | I thought I requested balloons to end this meeting | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4703 | They're going to have to shoot this over, sorry. The script was explicitly written as 'then it hit me like a ton of bricks ' not A brick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4704 | I can't believe they've got no wi-fi in this old coffee shop! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4705 | If there's a payoff, it won't just fall from the sky. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4706 | Sometimes I just get the feeling that my life is going to get worse. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4707 | So, my broker said, "Don't worry, everything's fine." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4708 | No thanks. That's about it for me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4709 | The divorce is not concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4710 | Humphrey, an eerie feeling grips hold of me! A very weighty matter overshadows my mind! Best to confess major blocked sin! I cemented an affair with your vainglorious wife. Ha, we both began and broke off tryst while snacking on graham crackers! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4711 | My wife says I should be more optimistic. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4712 | Why do you want to know my PIN number? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4713 | Your life insurance paid up? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4714 | I've been embezzling from our partnership. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4715 | Unless I'm very much mistaken, the Democrats are going to crush us. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4716 | Code, Schmode. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4717 | Did you hear that Microsoft used their chatbot program to build a robot? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4718 | I'm so tired, I feel as though my head is made of cement. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4719 | There is no actuarial algorithm for computing the risk for blockheads. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4720 | Look up and your pain of your lost job will be replaced. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4721 | You said you were named for Wile E. Coyote, right? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4722 | I try to live every day as if it was my last. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4723 | I can't believe that April 15th is right around the corner-- that's when the brick really hits the man. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4724 | Yeah, I DID leave an 8% tip last time....it's not like they remember stuff like that. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4725 | Did you just call me Blockhead? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4726 | You never know | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4727 | I really should switch to decaf - I get headaches all the time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4728 | Look up there is a brick going tofall on your head? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4729 | God preordained him to win the nomination. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4730 | Anvils are so 20th century | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4731 | My favorite song was "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4732 | At least it's not an anvil. That's so cliché. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4733 | Left Guy: "The bagels here are delicious, but they leave a brick in my stomach." Right Guy: "Huh, must be the gluten." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4734 | Do you take your coffee grey? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4735 | If the boss asks why I didn't come back after lunch, make something up. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4736 | Honey, the business lunch went well. I've been promoted. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4737 | Whatever you do, don't say you wish you were dead. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4738 | David had a split second to decide that ignorance was bliss for Harry. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4739 | The market is moving just the way I want it to. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4740 | This is going to be rather heavy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4741 | Here today... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4742 | I got to tell you, I worry about the future. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4743 | Drop, cover, and hold on! Oklahoma style! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4744 | You'd better finish your drink quickly! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4745 | Uhh Rick... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4746 | This place's management is making changes, but I need to see some concrete improvement. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4747 | Do I need an act of God to break out of this rut? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4748 | If he tells me I'm fired, it's going to hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4749 | Hey Jim, do you like The band Jethro Tull? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4750 | I suppose I should tell you that I ordered a Brick sandwich . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4751 | They're predicting a crash. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4752 | Seriously? Alan Dershowitz drinks here all the time? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4753 | Of course no one else knows this, but... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4754 | So, the cure for cancer is ... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4755 | Yes Dan, it's some heavy stuff...and I'm pretty sure it's headed your way, so ready for it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4756 | Hum ... As I remember the calculation for determining the speed of a falling object is: (32.2 ft/s/s) | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4757 | Tech neck? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4758 | Brutalism, has recently got my attention. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4759 | My doctor says all I have to do is watch my calories. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4760 | After the way this year's stock market started, I don't think anything could surprise me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4761 | I swore I'd help you or die trying. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4762 | They overcharged for the banana nut bread ... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4763 | This is what happens when you sue your contractor. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4764 | What did you say? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4765 | I Think HE heard you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4766 | I know I can't wait for something to just drop on my head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4767 | I don't need a block to fall on my head to tell me that I'm wrong about ... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4768 | I feel either a mental block or something heavy on my mind. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4769 | I'm blowing the whistle on your securities fraud first thing in the morning. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4770 | All it really takes is one cup of coffee and I can honestly say I no longer feel as though I'm one brick short of a load. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4771 | Only fools embrace black swan theory. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4772 | With Trump about to win the nomination, I feel a sense of hope. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4773 | I would really like to take a vacation day real soon. What do you think? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4774 | I may be jinxing myself by saying this, but I think I'm finally going to get my raise. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4775 | [Well Jim,] the construction industry just isn't what it used to be... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4776 | I think it could be a blockbuster. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4777 | Life is shorter than you think. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4778 | The 'big bang' theory is just a theory. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4779 | They say I'm a concrete thinker. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4780 | Thanks for treating. I’ll get you next time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4781 | Why do you think that these sessions make you anxious? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4782 | Don't you ever feel like the other shoe is about to drop? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4783 | We really must make more of an effort to end your sessions on time, Edward. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4784 | I told them I wanted painful and drawn out -- why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4785 | Location, location, location. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4786 | This place actually started off as a food truck before going brick and mortar. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4787 | You said you already paid the bill? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4788 | No more coffee for me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4789 | Tinder is amazing...I'm meeting Cindy Block here in a few seconds. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4790 | Oh, I think the tower is crumbling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4791 | With this building I proved you can do an entire large structure out of cinder block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4792 | You can’t scare me with polls, David. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4793 | There is no concrete proof that climate change is real. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4794 | This coffee really is good to the last drop! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4795 | Just once I wish the wall would come to ME. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4796 | I'm confident there's no Sword of Damocles hanging over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4797 | At this point I'm just waiting for a solution to hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4798 | Thank You God!!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4799 | It's your turn to buy | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4800 | So I told her, "Hey, I don't need a cement block to fall on me. I get it." And yet I wonder if she believed me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4801 | May the lord strike me dead if I'm lying. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4802 | I guess that's why my bacon is taking so long. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4803 | Is it a bee? The last thing I want is a bee in my coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4804 | Soup or salad? You know, it's the little things that get ya. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4805 | I think I'll have the duck | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4806 | I understand, but you can't blame everything that goes wrong on bad luck. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4807 | I wouldn't worry about all that added sugar. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4808 | I hear writers block can be cured with a good whack to the head | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4809 | Give me a day to get my head around this. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4810 | Meep Meep......"How many times do I have to tell him my name is Willy Coyote!" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4811 | You see, I believe karma moves in two directions. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4812 | I'm just gonna block it out. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4813 | Yes, your entire case rests on my testimony. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4814 | I worked non-profits for years, until I had a falling out with the foundation | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4815 | You never grab the bill, what's up? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4816 | I wouldn't worry about desert. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4817 | I can tell you're in doubt, Zack Snyder. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4818 | Have you seen 'Concussion' yet? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4819 | ...Meanwhile, at South Park Cafe, in a parallel reality 40 years into the future, Ken removes the lid from his coffee cup. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4820 | I can't shake this mental block hanging over me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4821 | Don't look up or your glasses might get shattered. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4822 | Finally, my promo arrives. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4823 | There's only one way to cement this deal... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4824 | Nothing ever happens to me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4825 | I feel like I'm getting a bald spot. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4826 | But then again, I've never been a Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4827 | Do you think we need a contingency plan? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4828 | Let's block time to cement the deal. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4829 | I don't think 15 % cut it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4830 | It's not the sky that's falling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4831 | This construction is killing me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4832 | You wouldn't believe the good luck I've had lately. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4833 | Oh no, it's back. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4834 | This brick-and-mortar store is only missing one thing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4835 | While in the short term there may be some rough spots, in the long term or prospects are quite good | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4836 | You think you've got problems... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4837 | I spy with my little eyes something... heavy. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4838 | Miss, fresh coffee please! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4839 | Boom goes the dynamite??? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4840 | Gentrification is giving me a headache. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4841 | This job is going to be one pain in the .... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4842 | We're a block away from what? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4843 | I ordered "on the rocks"for you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4844 | Do you remember the story about "Chicken Little?... Well!!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4845 | What's on your bucket list? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4846 | What about my writer’s block? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4847 | I need another cup of latte like a hole in the head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4848 | Looks like God ran out of lightning bolts | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4849 | Take it or leave it. That's my final offer. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4850 | And you said I'm next in line for CEO. Right? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4851 | I hate to drop this on you, Ed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4852 | You have to admit it's a crude but effective method of turning tables. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4853 | Stop being such a Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4854 | I need something more to wake me up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4855 | Their overhead is killing their business | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4856 | And that's final! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4857 | In other words, Peters, You're fired. I'm sorry, but I don't know how much more concrete I can be than that. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4858 | Herdy!! What? Eh, nevermind. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4859 | Remember what Mom used to tell us about wearing clean underwear? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4860 | I'm afraid I'm getting writers block! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4861 | The whole D line is disabled. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4862 | She said I was a loser! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4863 | remember we were talking about spring break.? I think they've extended themselves from the beach to the library.m, | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4864 | I wonder why the waitress had to "go upstairs" for artisanal, vegan, non-GMO, organic, non-diary creamer? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4865 | Actually, he's not too happy about the summer construction job I got him. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4866 | it looks like the Mexicans have rejected the 1st section of the iconic Trump ordered border wall | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4867 | Are your affairs in order? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4868 | I guess diner slang for corned beef hash is “a massive structural failure in the building.” | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4869 | So...did you want to go with the $500,000 or $1 million face value on the variable life insurance policy? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4870 | No worries. It won't hit me -- it's just a trick of the perspective. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4871 | Then I told him to go over it brick-by-brick....... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4872 | I hate these lunch meetings, they're so heavy on the brain. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4873 | Should I tell the boss you've taken a block of time off this afternoon? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4874 | Quick, John, pay the bill! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4875 | Why Coffee & Clobber? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4876 | Is it a premonition or precognition when you feel something bad is going to happen? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4877 | Its gonna hit me hard. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4878 | Did you order the French press? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4879 | What was that? I'm getting a raise? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4880 | ...and then, BAM! It hits me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4881 | I have the worst luck; my coffee's cold. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4882 | Anyway you can make your idea a little more concrete? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4883 | I guess our Brick App is finally working. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4884 | Looks like Death lives just a block away from here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4885 | I feel like I have a brick in my stomach. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4886 | So. . . are you ready to cement this deal? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4887 | Heads up, is so cliché. It's really unfortunate I don't have more time to think of something better. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4888 | No - I'm going to find happiness in the T-I-N-D-E-R app. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4889 | Did you forget to pay your alimony this week? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4890 | So. Could it get any worse? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4891 | It's just my wife trying to knock some sense into me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4892 | Uh, oh. Here comes the Anthony Lane review. Superman can save you or maybe Batman. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4893 | Have you ever heard of the cinder block of Damocles? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4894 | Just waiting for the other brick to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4895 | You know, I haven't initiated a frivolous law suit in over three days. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4896 | As I was saying, the new bricklayer was very cheap to hire. I wonder why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4897 | Could you concretize that idea for me? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4898 | Now we're just waiting for the other shoe to drop, and we close this deal! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4899 | ... and then it hit me. We need to be more reactive. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4900 | Jack, you better eat fast! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4901 | Why Newton's descendant couldn't improve on his theory. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4902 | ...and then it was about to strike me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4903 | ...but getting back to Sir Isaac Newton. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4904 | Flat white coming up! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4905 | The city's coming apart at the seams | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4906 | Oedipus rocks! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4907 | My name? W. E. Coyote. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4908 | I switched to decaffinated. Couldn't seem to shake writer's block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4909 | Stuck with the check again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4910 | So, explain to me again how this telekinesis nonsense works. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4911 | You're as white as ghost. Are you feeling well? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4912 | Sometimes I wonder, Jim, if I'm one brick short of a load. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4913 | My horoscope said a surprise would put me in a better place. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4914 | Statistically speaking, it's improbable Trump will be elected president. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4915 | I heard we're having 360 reviews this week. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4916 | The barometric pressure is high. Let's make a deal! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4917 | Just because I ordered a little chicken, it doesn't mean the sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4918 | Keep your head up, you never know when opportunity will hit. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4919 | Quick , say "SHAZAM". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4920 | The problem with us is we don't warn each other about any impending crisis. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4921 | My energy stocks keep slipping, so I thought I might switch my portfolio to something more concrete. Maybe things will start looking up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4922 | All I need is a knock on the head to figure this out | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4923 | George? God, you always tune out during the heavy stuff. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4924 | So I just went upstairs and told him that, as coop board president, I could shut down his apartment renovation any time I felt like it…. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4925 | I'll take the bill this time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4926 | Last night I had chicken under a brick and.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4927 | I might be wrong, but I feel a lead weight hanging over me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4928 | WAITER!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4929 | Trump's campaign is on shaky ground. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4930 | Do you ever wonder what changes you would make to your life if you knew the exact date and time of your death? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4931 | And after I confessed to her, it was as if a huge weight came off of my shoulders! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4932 | What? What's falling? The Dow? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4933 | Let me tell you, Bill, this place is a knock out! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4934 | Choose Your Next Witticism Carefully, Mr. Bond. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4935 | I got a letter about an audit from the IRS this morning--talk about a crappy start to the day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4936 | I feel as if life is passing me by. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4937 | Enjoy your sandwich... I having steak... I just wrote a $5,000,000.00 policy on this place... Effective at midnight tonight... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4938 | Hey -- thanks for the heads up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4939 | I'm thinking of switching to decaf. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4940 | Not to worry - sensing impending disaster is my strong suit! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4941 | It's the extras. That's where they get ya! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4942 | Surprises? I hate surprises. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4943 | No, thanks. I've got enough insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4944 | This place has great art. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4945 | So you think I shouldn't have cancelled my insurance? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4946 | ... and then I woke up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4947 | Now Trump Tower is falling apart too! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4948 | This time, I'm going to tip the waitress...What could happen? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4949 | It's supposed to help contrast the artificial lighting. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4950 | Why didn't you order something heavy? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4951 | When the boss called me into his office I thought I was getting promoted, but he just wanted me to sign "the sky is falling' waiver they're implementing soon... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4952 | I'd say Old Sal took the news of his “retirement” surprisingly well. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4953 | For the next campaign, I'm trying to come up with something that will really grab their attention. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4954 | The food was a bit heavy, but the decor... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4955 | Guess I'm paying for lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4956 | Now that I’m finally happy, I’m just waiting for the other concrete block to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4957 | I really feel like just a light lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4958 | Hmmm. He does have a better parking space... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4959 | I mean really, what are the odds? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4960 | Oops! Those damn drones again. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4961 | I am not sure what I believe, why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4962 | Shoot am late for Saturday morning cartoons | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4963 | Why am I so lousy in the market? Maybe it'll hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4964 | So what's up" "A headache | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4965 | And, I have this really bad hangover... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4966 | Hey, an idea just hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4967 | Unlucky | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4968 | There's something to be said for a two ounce container. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4969 | Eleanor was saying just this morning that I'm so dense I wouldn't notice if I was hit by a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4970 | Well, I do feel your pending sense of doom has some validity. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4971 | Another brick on the fall. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4972 | Lunch with you is always a headache just waiting to happen. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4973 | Of course, for a solid foundation, your concrete block is going to give you the best bang for the buck. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4974 | You always breeze through life. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4975 | #Thatwillleaveamark | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4976 | God damn it SIGN THE CHECK NOW! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4977 | Speaking of life insurance... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4978 | I don’t know if it was exactly a TON of bricks… | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4979 | No. Really! MOVE!! NOW!!! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4980 | Early promotion! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4981 | Lately, I can't come up with new material. I keep waiting for something to hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4982 | Accidents will happen. Then again, Bob was a lousy tipper. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4983 | Trump makes it all the way? What are the odds? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4984 | If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to live in the moment. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4985 | I recommend the Chicken Little Salad--it's to die for. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4986 | I snuck in 22oz soda | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4987 | Fellow Yelpers - This diner is my favorite. The service is quick. The coffee is hot. And the banana muffins are super scrumptious. Minus one star for killing Doug with a cinder block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4988 | I tell you, if I was religious, I'd be looking for a sign. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4989 | At least the sky itself isn't falling! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4990 | Over my dead body am I going to keep what you just said off the record! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4991 | That outta dunk his doughnut. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4992 | Now would be a good time to reconsider your position on deregulation. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4993 | After watching TV News, I am convinced that Idon't have any real problems. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4994 | They don't make ceilings like they used to. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4995 | Quick! Sign it! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4996 | If Trump doesn't win watch your investments crash on your head. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
4997 | Did you sign your tax return? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
4998 | Last confession? Well, certainly before Candy.s Escorts! Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
4999 | I think my luck is finally starting to turn around. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5000 | Someday the brick is going to hit the fan. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5001 | I guess I'll get the check. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5002 | Smashing idea! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5003 | I feel like things are looking up for me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5004 | So, Claire found out about Nancy just before she died." "You don't say? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5005 | My life feels like a Road Runner cartoon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5006 | I tell you Martin I feel really lucky today, we moved into the perfect position. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5007 | Did you ever get the feeling that maybe you were the block head? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5008 | So, I lowered the boom on the United Block-Layers. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5009 | Falling Block Zone. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5010 | I don't really have much confidence in our new headhunter. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5011 | Damn, that prayer was answered quickly! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5012 | Cinder-fella | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5013 | I honestly can't imagine things getting much worse... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5014 | That explains the D safety rating | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5015 | That's a good way to put it Bill, I never thought of the national debt that way. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5016 | So Bill, tell me,...what else could go wrong today? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5017 | Writer's block. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5018 | Confirmed. Next block down, dead ahead. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5019 | If I don't think about it , it'll hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5020 | It hit me like a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5021 | Like a fella once said ... "Ain't that a brick in the head! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5022 | I always say, "eat less, live longer." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5023 | I need some time off to get my head together. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5024 | You're a hopeless pessimist, Herb. You're always shouting the sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5025 | What can I tell you. We don't live in a concrete world anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5026 | Defy the odds—it's what's made me the man I am today! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5027 | I'm sorry Tom, but I've decided to let you go. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5028 | I'd hate to have something like that hanging over my head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5029 | So again the bell tolls, on another mortal soul, for the man across the street has a better plan for Cole. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5030 | Here comes the just dessert. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5031 | I hate surprises. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5032 | There'd better not be sugar in this. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5033 | You just don't know what it's like to feel the impending doom of a ton of bricks about to descend upon you? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5034 | You might want to seriously consider taking the rest of the afternoon off. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5035 | I know, I know. It's been there all week. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5036 | What's so ironic about, "and then it hit me like a ton of bricks?" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5037 | I think they misunderstood your dessert order.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5038 | Honestly the most important thing to me right now is becoming the perfect metaphor for the lapse of the 421-a tax abatement program. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5039 | I wouldn't exactly call it being between a rock and a hard place. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5040 | My coffee's cold." "I wouldn't worry about it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5041 | Maybe this will break his hardheaded nature. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5042 | Hmm... Did he order a Flat White Espresso? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5043 | Sure, it may not be the talking point of this election, but when's the last time infrastructure impacted you, anyway? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5044 | The price of cement goes thru the ceiling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5045 | Great. Now we're going to get pop-ups from every coffee shop in town. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5046 | No, I cancelled that insurance policy last week. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5047 | Watch your coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5048 | I think your day just got worse! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5049 | Solutions usually just hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5050 | You'll just have to wait your turn because I am next in line for the chairman's job. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5051 | I mean seriously, if Trump wins that nomination you can just kiss my ass goodbye. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5052 | That's enough, Jake. Everybody knows this is the best lunch place for blocks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5053 | I should leave a big tip, shouldn't I... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5054 | I feel like, when the right idea comes to me, it will hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5055 | That's one way to break the glass ceiling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5056 | If I don't get some caffeine soon, I'm going to have such a headache. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5057 | Get out of the way! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5058 | Sorry, I crossed the coyote recently... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5059 | So as I was saying about Murphy's law... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5060 | Don't look now, but I think you are in deep trouble. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5061 | So, you think I'm going to turn into a Stone Head soon? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5062 | Did your doctor mention anything about how many months you have left? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5063 | I feel I could be using my time more effectively. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5064 | Of course you're allowed to take the top off the latte. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5065 | Oh God... I didn't mean that literally... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5066 | Correct... The odds of being struck by a cinder-block in any given year are approximately 1 in 7,534,098 | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5067 | I told him, I said, 'life's too short, I'm not in this for the popularity contest.' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5068 | Ever feel like you're in a Bugs Bunny cartoon? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5069 | I'm gonna make partner if it's the last thing I | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5070 | He wouldn't understand the irony even if it him in the head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5071 | You've been around the block a few times Jim. Good idea to switch to a low impact sport? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5072 | The most important thing in life is to have a lateral point of view. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5073 | So how's your life insurance policy? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5074 | I'd still vote for him. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5075 | Didn't you used to be in insurance? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5076 | I bet you couldn't repeat that! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5077 | You wouldn't believe the kind of day I've had. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5078 | But we've only just got here..... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5079 | This idea's going to hit everyone like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5080 | I need more bad luck like I need a hole in the head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5081 | I've been doing Crossfit so I'm prepared for not just the unknown but the unknowable. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5082 | I agree, he is a chip off the ol' block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5083 | "You old blockhead " she said , " of course I'm not bitter " ! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5084 | Trust me, it doesn't hurt to be the center of attention. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5085 | The wife and I are having a little disagreement over our kitchen reno. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5086 | I'm not falling for that one. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5087 | I should probably text him to tell him to move. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5088 | His plan to cement the deal was about to fail. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5089 | When your friend doesn't believe he's hard headed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5090 | Looks like it's time to hit the bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5091 | I'm catching the early train, no one will even notice. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5092 | All those brain games for nothing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5093 | Well, maybe not a ton. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5094 | I think I see a problem with your logic. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5095 | I'm under too much stress, like sitting under the Sword of Damocles,...or something. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5096 | So I told him he was too vague and I needed something more concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5097 | I know you're not a Trump fan, but if I were you, I would move a little to the right.. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5098 | My boss upstairs called me a blockhead. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5099 | I support Trump because he's honest and will make this country gr-- | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5100 | You think you have a headache! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5101 | The triple espresso always gets me going in the morning. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5102 | I guess we won't have time for a refill... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5103 | Now whatcha gonna do with it? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5104 | I'm not so sure about Amazon's new delivery system. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5105 | Can you believe my horoscope said that? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5106 | I distinctly remember you telling me to stay on track. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5107 | Ya know, you never know when your day will come! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5108 | My early retirement plan has severe penalties | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5109 | I know you favor the right wing, but if I were you I would lean left. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5110 | See something? Say something! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5111 | Well I bet he won't take the news well after this... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5112 | It's about to get much worse my friend. Much worse!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5113 | Quick! Remind me where the key to your desk is hidden! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5114 | Finally blocked all those emails I was getting from the church of irony. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5115 | Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww, you dunk your sandwich? Might as well hit me with a cinder block... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5116 | They're about to make us toast. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5117 | I think this building is owned by Trump | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5118 | I'll be right back. I need to visit the head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5119 | I'm impressed...but what's the WOW factor. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5120 | Ugh, they used soy milk in my latte. Could this day possibly get any worse? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5121 | Your ideas are too abstract. I'm looking for something more concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5122 | We need to go now! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5123 | Well yes, I have heard that the market is falling; but what has that to do with dailylife? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5124 | So do you really think this new blockchain technology is safe? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5125 | I requested guaranteed on-time delivery by drone. If its not delivered in the next 20 seconds, shipping is free. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5126 | Are they checking us or the lattes? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5127 | DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET FALLING ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5128 | I wanted to give you a heads-up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5129 | His wife is quite a babe, no kids ... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5130 | Why is your hand in your coffee? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5131 | I told the waitress I wanted two lumps............ | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5132 | People are so surprised when the market crashes. But, like I always say, what goes up, must come down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5133 | No Frank, I'm inclined to believe there is a god. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5134 | Please don't tell me he's standing right behind me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5135 | For Christssakes, just sign off on the life insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5136 | Watch out, a case of the Mondays is coming at you | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5137 | I feel great. Today is the first day of the rest of my life! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5138 | I'm not sure why I stole your wife, something just came over me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5139 | I'm telling you, if there's another block in this deal, I'm dead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5140 | Lost my job,lost my wife. Huh. What else could happen? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5141 | and I was just thinking his day could not get any worse | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5142 | now I know why they call this place ''The Cinderblock'' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5143 | I don't think you fully appreciate the gravity of this situation. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5144 | Looks like you forget your wife's birthday again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5145 | What's a four letter word for karma? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5146 | ...and then I said, of course I'm voting for Hillary! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5147 | My wife says I lack 'gravitas.' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5148 | Speaking of those wayward masons... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5149 | Things have been looking up for me lately. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5150 | My luck's finally changing. I think I'll bu.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5151 | I strongly dislike Modernist, interior design. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5152 | Things are looking up for you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5153 | You're about to become a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5154 | say, can you spot me a twenty? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5155 | Brick? Who's Brick? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5156 | I could have sworn I ordered a cinder block... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5157 | I would need to see some concrete evidence that climate change is real before I act on policy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5158 | Fate is just spiritual gloominess. I'm more of a concrete thinker. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5159 | ...it doesn't necesarily have to be a TON of bricks... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5160 | Don, best not to think about retirement. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5161 | No! He didn't sign yet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5162 | Hey, I really could use some advice | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5163 | I wont feel a thing; it's a Nerf block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5164 | So you said you were looking for concrete ideas... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5165 | It's the same old thing day after day. Where's the excitement, the challenge? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5166 | Technically, he said it was hard as a rock. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5167 | Okay, know-it-all, how is it I could have gotten away with caffeinated today? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5168 | My portfolio never saw Brazil, Russia, India and China coming. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5169 | My doctor insists I take in more iron, but I really don't see how. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5170 | Hmm, If I pretend to sneeze maybe they will comp the bill. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5171 | Oh God, I was joking! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5172 | I'm telling you, no such thing as bad luck exists. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5173 | I hope this is just Tetris starting again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5174 | I thought we still had a glass ceiling Oh dear!what happened to our glass ceiling? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5175 | I tell you when you reach this stage in your career there is nothing more existentially angst-provoking than the subliminal Ur-fear of some imaginary Damocles sword over your head | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5176 | "Frank, you know what's odd for the first time in my life I've forgotten my rabbits foot". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5177 | Brick and block are passe. Except for Starbucks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5178 | One of these days Cheswick writer's block will do me in. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5179 | No, I'm waiting till full retirement age to collect my pension. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5180 | We call this situation, "Speech is Silver, Silence is Gold". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5181 | We Can't Fix That Problem But Is There anything Else Mr. Shaw? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5182 | Anti-Gravity Therapy? No, tell me more. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5183 | Oh, I guess you could say that I am fiscally conservative and socially liberal. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5184 | Should I tell him Bernie might win? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5185 | yeah...well my plate is clean for the rest of today... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5186 | Don't look now, but... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5187 | I feel a cold coming on! This morning, I woke up and was aching like a ton of bricks fell on me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5188 | Oh, same old, same old. And you...? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5189 | This Friday the 13th thing is a crock, don't you think? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5190 | "I know what you're thinking Fred,.....they'll never listen to a word I'm about to say at this afternoon's meeting". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5191 | Hmm, I thought he asked for two lumps. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5192 | I will see Tom and Jelly in the real world | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5193 | Out of the blue; said it hit him like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5194 | I have your money, give me an hour. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5195 | anyways, i was saying that i really think the brevity of slime season 3 represents a-- | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5196 | Did you hear? Iron stocks are plummeted! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5197 | New York Life......why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5198 | Maybe I should recinde(r) our contract . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5199 | A 150kg mass is approaching your head at 45.3 metres per second! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5200 | Stop telling me to 'look up', things never get better.. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5201 | Are we being too literal with our benchmarking? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5202 | Er, did you order a breeze block? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5203 | I'll take the check!!! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5204 | I've had a strange feeling all morning as if the ceiling's caving in on me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5205 | Besides, I don't even know what "malingering" means. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
5206 | Did you hear that white middle class adults are dying at an earlier age due to the economy? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5207 | I had the answer but I'm blocking on it! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5208 | That's Cinderblock Mixologist. Here, let me get you a business card. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5209 | ...and then it just hit me... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5210 | This industrial vibe is a little risky. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5211 | Ya' know, Bob, this world is getting to be a dangerous place. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5212 | I agree it's interesting but I'll need something more concrete before I can react. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5213 | Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice..... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5214 | According to Gladys, she's on the verge of cementing our relationship..... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5215 | I missed my appointment with chicken little. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5216 | I'll get Obamacare when I get sick. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5217 | What's wrong. It's not like a brick is going to fall out of the sky. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5218 | I hope you're not bringing up something negative. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5219 | No, I don't think you DO need to worry that your 401(k) is falling like a rock... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5220 | Somebody's got to be cut, so you're fi... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5221 | Things are looking up. I can feel it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5222 | From out of thin air, it was a concept that hit him like a ton of . . . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5223 | They're talking about downsizing! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5224 | You know Ed, the proper restaurant jargon for sauce on the side is SOS. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5225 | They did that Rhythm Stick song. Ian something and... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5226 | Wow, that coffee kicked in really fast. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5227 | When it's your time to go, it's your time to go. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5228 | Don't let the slow service bother you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5229 | Sword of Damocles hell.....I tell you Murray this thing feels more like a concrete block! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5230 | Did you say you will never need Obamacare? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5231 | And then it hits me like a brick... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5232 | You eat too much sugar. Sure as hell gonna kill you someday. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5233 | The underlying, structural stability of brick and mortar businesses remains strong. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5234 | I think the other cinder block just dropped. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5235 | My life insurance should cover this, lunch is on me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5236 | Everyone is trying to keep me down. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5237 | This insurance policy you're buying should come in handy soon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5238 | If he's so dumb, how did Trump Towers get built? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5239 | I tell you, those English students' grades are literally dropping like a cinder block | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5240 | Unless they get some big help from the NSA, the IRS will never find my tax havens. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5241 | Enough is enough, get a life. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5242 | If you ask me, life's a house of cards. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5243 | I realize now how much time I've wasted worrying about all the bad things that might happen, but never do. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5244 | It might fall on all of us as a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5245 | And my decision is set in concrete. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5246 | I don't like to throw my weight around, but I'm going to insist on an open mind. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5247 | Jones always was a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5248 | Yes, and Trump is going to win the nomination. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5249 | I'm expecting something really big | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5250 | I've got to stop imagining the worst - it's killing me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5251 | You'd better hurry up and drink that. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5252 | I know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want a real knockout. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5253 | I've got a really good feeling about today. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5254 | I'm sick of all of these news guys acting like the worlds coming to an end. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5255 | Tough call...he's voting for Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5256 | Instant Karma's going to get you... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5257 | Let's make that the last time you call me Blockhead? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5258 | ...there's one right above me isn't there? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5259 | I thought you said you were going to pay me back today. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5260 | Nothing is falling apart yet! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5261 | Then the mean witch told me that my Cinderblockumbrella was stupid. I was crushed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5262 | You're right, your critics really hate your book. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5263 | ...and we've got a lawsuit in 4, 3, 2... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5264 | I could sure do with a hit from this coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5265 | Where did that come from? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5266 | I told you my wife is Not above anything | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5267 | The layoff, my prostrate scare, my wife's affair. Sure glad bad things only come in threes. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5268 | Would it bother you if I went out with your wife? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5269 | I am working on the New Yorker Caption Contest and ideas always hit me like a load of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5270 | I was just telling the boss, we need more contact with the building blocks of our business. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5271 | So, my therapist told me to pay attention to my intuition. That it would feel like a brick in my gut. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5272 | Gravity is just a theory... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5273 | So as I was saying, the fortune teller said I going to have a hard day and I was like, there is no way! I'm Bill Ga... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5274 | Should have ordered a decaf. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5275 | Take my advice Ted. Relax. Live for the moment. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5276 | I'm running late for my 3 o'clock........ | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5277 | And then in the midst of the deposition this guy .......heads what? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5278 | Did you say 'incoming?' Is that an I.R.S. term? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5279 | Phil, bring the house down and raise the roof! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5280 | Do you ever get that feeling that something big is coming your way? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5281 | You might think me a blockhead for telling you this, but… | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5282 | Did I say one lump or two? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5283 | How dare you call me blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5284 | Well, I guess the deal is now concrete | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5285 | …and sometimes you've got to draw the line between comedy and helping out. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5286 | That hamburger was as hard as a... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5287 | And then it hit me. It was like... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5288 | I need much more than pennies from heaven! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5289 | I ordered a Paralyzer, why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5290 | Yp I'm telling you. . I think things are really looking up! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5291 | It's not like the sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5292 | God hates me but construction workers despise me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5293 | Excellent. It is right on time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5294 | Look … I understood all the dynamics of the problem from the very beginning. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5295 | Not drinking your usual coffee, Lucky? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5296 | Ten years after we build this building, they're telling us it's shoddy construction. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5297 | The ways they can disguise drones these days! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5298 | Bob "I don't feel safe here..." Jeff "Oh don't worry Bob it is totally safe around here... What were you saying about voting for Donald Trump" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5299 | We've had a big breakthrough in my anti-gravity lab. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5300 | Remember the shout-out from Chicken Little..... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5301 | So, after we both sign, you'll be the richest man in town. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5302 | when your almost warn your bro but you remember when he played you last yar | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5303 | I told you, you need to be aware of your surroundings! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5304 | On the other hand, | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5305 | I asked for skim milk. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5306 | If I don't get that promotion, I'll be crushed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5307 | Destiny should be here any second for our meeting. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5308 | Do you feel a draft? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5309 | I just discovered the cure for migraine headaches. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5310 | I desperately need a block buster idea! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5311 | Where is a block when you need it for your blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5312 | I'm out of ideas, Phil. I need something concrete to strike me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5313 | You don't always have to mimic me when I say things are starting to look up! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5314 | Can anything be worse than this coffee? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5315 | I was just struck by a premonition... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5316 | I am dunking. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5317 | You have no idea what's going through my mind right now . . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5318 | Yes, our Syfy Channel remake of 'Armageddon' has a lower budget, but it still has the same integrity." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5319 | Did you order your meal deconstructed? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5320 | I think I have finally gotten the building blocks of my future where they need to be. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5321 | Of course, I'm also concerned about how sea level rise, ten or twenty years down the road, will affect property values in SoHo and The East Village. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5322 | I need a metaphor for Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5323 | Everybody hurts, Jim, but I’ve got a rash you wouldn’t believe. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5324 | Ever feel like God is out to get you? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5325 | That new guy in finance is a boring blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5326 | Uh! I think you're right about that "feeling"! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5327 | To be or not to be. Should I let my boss live or die. That is the question. I know how Shakespeare felt. A dilemma. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5328 | Yeah. When your name is Damocles, things like this just tend to happen. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5329 | A New Yorker never looks up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5330 | No thank you. Life insurance is for sissies. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5331 | And then, for the first time in his life, Bob had a premonition. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5332 | My wife left me, I lost my job and the dog ran away. I'm just waiting for the next shoe to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5333 | Writer's block, George... I can feel it coming in the air... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5334 | Is everything okay? You seem distracted. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5335 | I have a feeling things are going to turn around soon ! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5336 | They're out of swords. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5337 | At that point Paul realized he was going to get that promotion he had asked for. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5338 | What a day. First, my psychic cancels... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5339 | You never ever let me finish a senten … | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5340 | I haven't had a concrete idea in weeks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5341 | ...I just feel this heavy weight pressing down on me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5342 | Now I get it...the Moron Olympics Committee told us to get some 'training'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5343 | This divorce is really hitting me like a brick. No, that's a brick. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5344 | You should just plain avoid those tables that aren't going to stand up right for you! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5345 | The worst of it, really, was her ambivalence. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5346 | By the way, why did we trade places today? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5347 | I feel like a breakthrough is coming. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5348 | "So, you were saying...?" "Uh, nevermind". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5349 | Don't look now, but the sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5350 | I'm pretty sure she won't be pulling that passive-aggressive stuff with me anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5351 | Then he said "I'll show you who's a blockhead!" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5352 | ...so then the answer hit me like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5353 | Writer's block? Nonsense! It's all in your head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5354 | That investment in cinderblocks is gonna kill me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5355 | I think you should have picked up when the insurance agent called | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5356 | It should be mind-boggling to see how Newton's 3rd law plays out over the next 10 seconds | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5357 | I mean what's the worst thing that could happen ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5358 | Good thing you got it to go | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5359 | May Donald Trump strike me down if I'm lying. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5360 | Amazing how you get used to the soy latte. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5361 | Overcoming writer's block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5362 | Like it or not, you're going to get a piece of my mind right now! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5363 | See that waitress over there? She's a real knockout... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5364 | Heavy lunch, man. Feel like I'm going to knock out. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5365 | They say it's raining cats and dogs. Next they'll be saying, cement blocks and shovels. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5366 | I'm just relieved that the worst is over. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5367 | There's a fly in this coffee. Ugh, my day is ruined! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5368 | Fred I just can't shake the feeling of doom | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5369 | What do you mean, I'm a blockhead? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5370 | It like with great ideas. Sometimes. BAMM. They just hit you out of nowhere. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5371 | From heedless to headless. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5372 | You won't be needing the cream or the sugar. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5373 | Good,one less trump vote. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5374 | Almost ran over an actual Road Runner with my car on a business trip to Arizona last week. Those things are fast. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5375 | You may want to cancel your afternoon sales calls. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5376 | Did you here about the comet coming real close to Earth? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5377 | Gosh, your horoscope was bang on. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5378 | Once I sign the papers, this whole block is coming down. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5379 | The 'what' of Damocles? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5380 | The tip is included, if I remember. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5381 | They have an excellent piano set in the evenings. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5382 | No, I haven't really ever thought about the fleeting nature of our existence. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5383 | I'll pick up the check this time. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5384 | I feel like today is going to be a good day. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5385 | Everything happens for a reason. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5386 | Looks like the end of Ted's performance review and cappuccino combo. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5387 | Who was the guy -- I just read his obit -- who wrote Only the Paranoid Survive? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5388 | My "Sword of Damocles" presentation is in two minutes. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5389 | I can almost feel it--this show's gonna be a HUGE hit. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5390 | Believe me, you don't have to worry about it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5391 | No. You're the schlemazel. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5392 | I need a sign from God | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5393 | Well, the other shoe finally dropped. At least I know it can't get any worse. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5394 | Did I get that on my suit? Oh man, nothing worse than a coffee stain, well maybe bloo... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5395 | You have to give me proof the sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5396 | Dammit, we've been found out. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5397 | Things are too good...I'm just waiting for the other cinderblock to fall, ya know? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5398 | Go for it! You could be hit by a bus. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5399 | I need something stronger to wake me this morning. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5400 | No. I don't believe in Karma. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5401 | Your Double Down is here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5402 | People who say death can be an instant away don't really believe that applies to them. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5403 | I'm torn between the tuna melt and the BLT. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5404 | Maybe I should have ordered my anvil to go... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5405 | Like the kids say, it's all good | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5406 | It's been a really bad day. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5407 | So he says, 'This isn't the last the Acme Corporation will hear of me!' and storms out. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5408 | No, I'm not worried. Her mason husband is totally clueless. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5409 | The last few weeks have been rough, Jim, but I think I've turned the corner. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5410 | This is not your lucky day! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5411 | I don't think Acme would notice if we expensed this lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5412 | If I don't get my coffee first thing, I could die. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5413 | How can I put it in more concrete terms? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5414 | Define random. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5415 | It just feels like there's a huge weight on my shoulders | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5416 | Hey Matt, didn't you say that you don't want to live in a world with Trump as President? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5417 | I mean, it was like it came out of nowhere. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5418 | Let's figure out how to spin the vote. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5419 | Say, why would aliens abduct your hat? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5420 | I feel like I'm just waiting for the next big thing to hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5421 | I never catch a break | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5422 | I don't know what to tell you, Robert. These construction defect liability laws are killing us. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5423 | Where the hell is that lousy waitress? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5424 | Are you ready for a heavy lunch? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5425 | If I were you, I would skip dessert. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5426 | For years I felt like my life was doomed and then I realized it was just my attitude. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5427 | If Benson's doomsday accounting is correct, I have yet to see a sign. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5428 | Herb is such a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5429 | I have to tell someone. I voted for Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5430 | Are you sure you don't want to try free writing first? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5431 | I just feel like I've hit a point in my life where there are no more surprises. Know what I mean? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5432 | My fingers are burning. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5433 | My sense is that three-percent might have been a bit light. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5434 | Party crasher. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5435 | Hey, Prince Charming, your cinder block is falling for you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5436 | I need something this morning that'll give me more bang for the buck. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5437 | I’m a mainstream Republican. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5438 | now I know why they named the place ..."Just Desserts". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5439 | In my last poll, the margin of error is plus or minus one cinder block. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5440 | I know I should quit coffee, I'm just waiting for a sign. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5441 | Do you feel a breeze in here? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5442 | Really Stan, is it too much of me to ask that you look at me when I am speaking? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5443 | Remember our discussion on Darwinism, Steve? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5444 | What makes you think our luck will turn? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5445 | It's scary how unpredictable the world has become. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5446 | Trump, why? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5447 | Never say die. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5448 | I have to at least try to do something otherwise that man on the street is going to judge me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5449 | Oh look, a promotion! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5450 | So I went to this psychic barber and when she's done she says "There, that's a super hard cut" and I said "you mean super hair cut." And she says, "no, super hard cut" and I said "hmmm..." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5451 | "Life insurance"? "Why do you ask"? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5452 | You should drink the coffee...it's supposed to relieve headaches. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5453 | PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ORDER A SIDE OF ICE WITH THAT | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5454 | Cancel my order. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5455 | I will enjoy watching you die. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5456 | At least my migraine has finally eased. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5457 | Well, someone finally reached China. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5458 | I can't even get the right order for my coffee. Boy, I'm a real loser, aren't I? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5459 | Careful. The meals here are heavy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5460 | Helen from upstairs said she just couldn't stand the thought of even one more lunch meeting this week, but I have a feeling it really had more to do with her feelings for me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5461 | I think I'm a few days late, but for the couple sitting on the subway tracks: You said the D train was under service this weekend and wasn't running! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5462 | I just got a job with ACME Concrete. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5463 | What's all this talk about Einstein and matter and curved spacetime? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5464 | It will hit like a ton of bricks! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5465 | How gullible do you think I am, John? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5466 | You do have the weight of the world on you! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5467 | No, I have nothing planned for tomorrow. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5468 | For the first time in my life, I feel like everything is falling into place. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5469 | ... And the she says you worry so much, you sound like Chicken Little... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5470 | I'll vote for Trump when concrete blocks fly. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5471 | I have time for a quick lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5472 | Look Jack, you're wasting your breath, I just don't believe in global warming, or gravity. I'm afraid there's nothing you can say to change to mind. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5473 | She said cremation would keep everything simple. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5474 | Wait a second, I can't remember if we're covered under Medicare part A, GG, or D train!! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5475 | The barista said my "grande bloque" comes with a curse. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5476 | I'm worried--my dog died, my wife left me and they say bad things happen in threes. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5477 | Getting a total block on this job. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5478 | Be sure to tip. Is that supposed to be a threat? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5479 | A blockbuster could make or break your career. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5480 | As I was saying, I'm finally getting my big chance to become a silent partner.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5481 | look seriously, I don't think you have to worry about that possibility, no one builds floor plates with... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5482 | Dang! I can't remember her name... I'm having one of those mental 'whatchamacallits' again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5483 | I have no concrete plans for the rest of the day. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5484 | Where's that darn weighter? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5485 | Well Joe, things could be worse; a large block of cement could fall on your head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5486 | Talking with you has removed a great weight from my shoulders. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5487 | May a cement block hit my on the head if I'm lieing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5488 | So, anyway, after years of psychotherapy, I’m finally abandoning my sense of impending doom—my sword of Damocles, if you will. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5489 | . . . and then my hopes were absolutely shattered. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5490 | MOVE aaa........block is dropping!!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5491 | Sometimes I feel like that Joe Btfsplk character in the Li'l Abner cartoon strip... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5492 | Quick - what's your phone password? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5493 | Quit ignoring me like I'm some sort of block head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5494 | I guess my PA did block off this working lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5495 | Jerry, enough with the metaphors already. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5496 | Yup...got fired. How come I never see these things coming? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5497 | So, how much do we owe the IRS this year? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5498 | I know, if I just sit here, the solution will just jump into my head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5499 | What is it NOW Henny Penny? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5500 | That's rediculous...nobody can see anything before it happens.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5501 | .....I think it's for you..... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5502 | Oops. More cutbacks | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5503 | And then it hits me, figuratively, like a ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5504 | Pessimism is getting me nowhere. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5505 | Hey, why are you always calling me a blockhead? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5506 | Bottom line, I see myself as a strict constructionist. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5507 | You're taking forever! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5508 | I've had better days. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5509 | I think we've reached our free refill limit. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5510 | The Bronze Plan. Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5511 | Just sayin', you shouldn't have to tip for service. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5512 | At least things can't get any worse. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5513 | This company assures me that assisted dying is a breeze. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5514 | You have a bright future with our company | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5515 | I've had such good luck today, I should head right to the casino. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5516 | I think I'm voting for Trump! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5517 | Act of Trump | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5518 | She's always using 'literally' when she means 'figuratively'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5519 | Yes, we negotiated the lowest bidder for our luncheonette, why? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5520 | Of course I have cat-like reflexes. Why'd you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5521 | Uh oh! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5522 | I'm not into wills, are you? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5523 | I feel like a brick is going to fall on my head... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5524 | I'm tellin' ya. The idea just hit me! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5525 | I'n worried that this lunch is giving me indigestion! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5526 | Stop daydreaming, Hal. Please look at me when I'm talking to you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5527 | You ever get the feeling that it's just one of those days? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5528 | Huh. My ideas always come as lightbulbs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5529 | Have I told you what a scam life insurance is? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5530 | After losing my job yesterday, I guess I'm immune from having anything bad happen to me for awhile!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5531 | Dont be a Chicken Little. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5532 | So, goodbye... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5533 | About to be hit by a sender block? Well, that'll keep me from wasting so much time on email. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5534 | That extra shot of espresso hit me like a ton of bricks."---"Oh, I don't think so. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5535 | I'm experiencing a premonition. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5536 | You wouldn't believe the week I've had Tom. It just never ends! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5537 | So, Tom, I want to affirm your decision to buy life insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5538 | I keep hoping inspiration for the new cement ad campaign hits me over the head. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5539 | Hey, look at this! 15 minutes can save you 15% on car insurance! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5540 | Who am I to argue with Dylan? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5541 | No question about it. Your negative attitude is going to be the death of me, Cosgrove. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5542 | Scientists report that caffeine repairs damage caused by head trauma. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5543 | So I told her, "Relax, I'll just pick it up on the way home." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5544 | If you ask me Pre-Fab Building Products are in a startling decline...... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5545 | I always think the worst can happen . . . people say I'm paranoid! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5546 | I hate Mondays. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5547 | I hope you're not in love with that rolex. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
5548 | You voted for Trump, huh? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5549 | I'm guessing you ordered the twenty-pounder, no cheese? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5550 | You must always be prepared for whatever life throws at you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5551 | I don't think the low sodium option will help at this point. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5552 | That's not a mental block Charles. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5553 | Time for another round? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5554 | What is it your'e supposed to say when someone is about to be hit in the head with a brick? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5555 | Good ideas don't just drop out of the sky. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5556 | "Uh-oh... it's a make or BRICK situation! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5557 | My x-wife and I used to come here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5558 | Let’s improve your position in pork bellies because I bet cement futures are falling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5559 | So, we pay children fifteen cents a day to work there. How could that possibly hurt me? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5560 | I get a splitting headache if I don't have my coffee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5561 | Well, Harry, when am I gonna get MY fifteen minutes of fame? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5562 | ... And after she ended it, she called me a blockhead! Can you believe that? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5563 | Let's go. I think they want their table back. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5564 | And after talking with her, I felt as though a great weight had been lifted off my shoulders.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5565 | I've been having problems with the GPS on my drone deliveries. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5566 | Uh...could you just cut to the chase? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5567 | And may God strike me down for saying this, but I believe that ..... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5568 | The ACME corporation is severing your services. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5569 | Only time I ever bought a lottery ticket, and it's the winner! Damnedest thing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5570 | These to-go cups are so over engineered | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5571 | No, I don't think women will ever break through the glass ceiling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5572 | I think she heard that... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5573 | You told her she was built like a brick house? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5574 | Phillip, right now I dare say there are more urgent matters than to quibble over the amount of the tip. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5575 | That reminds me, got to see H&R Block by the 15th. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5576 | He said I was a chip off the ole block. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5577 | I don't believe honesty is the best policy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5578 | Maybe just summarize, instead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5579 | I really think term life insurance is the best for me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5580 | I think our cyber waiter has arrived. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5581 | I like this place because of the low overhead. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5582 | I guess I will pick-up the tab. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5583 | Mind your coffee, dear. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5584 | Sword of Damocles, Wilson. It was a sword. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5585 | Sometimes I feel like I've just hit a wall, ya know? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5586 | Decaf--just my luck! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5587 | Then she started blathering on about 'karma'. I mean, what a bunch of nonsense. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5588 | Those sausage biscuits will kill you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5589 | I'm still waiting for my fifteen minutes of fame. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5590 | Who told Michael Crawford he was funny? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5591 | I'm tired of complaining but, honestly, it seems like it's just one damn thing after another. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5592 | I wish now that I had splurged on a donut. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5593 | It's incredible. I've finally learned to live in the moment. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5594 | So Nancy wants to do dinner with you and Beth next week. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5595 | Sometimes I like to dip my fingers in cold water. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5596 | I feel so lucky having run into outside my favorite lunch spot. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5597 | So, if you don't believe in evolution, do you believe in gravity? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5598 | Concrete futures-- what are you shorting? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5599 | "Well, that's a load off my chest. Next? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5600 | The divorce is final, I've moved into a great two bedroom, and I just got a promotion. You know, I finally feel like things are falling my way. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5601 | It's your turn to pick up the check, right? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5602 | Criticizing his friends for speaking with their mouths full of food would prove to be the biggest mistake of Frank's life... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5603 | A good title for your play would be Chicken a Little. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5604 | Your turn to buy lunch, or mine? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5605 | I've had a lot on my mind , "I've had a lot on my mind, lately. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5606 | I really want the brisket, but I know I should get the kale. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5607 | I can't help feel something's up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5608 | Who knew the Road Runner Diner would be so realistic? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5609 | Being agnostic just means that I don't worry so much anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5610 | I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5611 | Then out of no where it hit me build it with cement blocks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5612 | I rarely leave a tip | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5613 | I wonder why they call this place "Bricks Fall"? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5614 | What did you say, I'm going to be getting a block grant? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5615 | Now that I finally signed it, what's next? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5616 | Think quick....One lump or Two | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5617 | I need your input like a loch im kopf. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5618 | I might leave without paying. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5619 | I've got the best insider trading tip ever.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5620 | And then the idea struck me like the weight of a pre-owned cinderblock. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5621 | I hope I don't get sued for this. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5622 | Wow...these things rarely come true. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5623 | Your horoscope was right. It said things would be falling in your lap today. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5624 | I wish I could block him in real life... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5625 | My analyst finally got me to quit worrying about things that are unlikely to happen. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5626 | Thank God it's Friday. It was just one of those weeks when nothing seemed to go right and you just feel glad to get out of the City in one piece. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5627 | A drone comes crushing down! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5628 | This coffee is gonna be like a hit upside the head! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5629 | Maybe I should be more careful in what I wish for. I was hoping you would see the light. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5630 | Ellis, we live in a world governed by the laws of gravity. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5631 | And may the union god of ash blocks strike me down if I'm lying! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5632 | Of course we're good to go! I can't imagine anything stopping this project | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5633 | Stuart never should have ordered a flat white | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5634 | What the? I ordered a scone, not a stone. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5635 | You really believe all of that new age good karma, bad karma crap? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5636 | If you keep eating like this you'll die an early death! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5637 | I sense something big is about to hit. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5638 | So you DON'T think now is a good time to sell? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5639 | Can you imagine anything that could possibly be worse than President Trump.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5640 | Gee, the sky really IS falling! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5641 | Look, if there’s no ceiling, then how are those lamps hanging there, huh? Explain that! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5642 | I've got it! Now all I have to do is... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5643 | I have a magnetic personality. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5644 | Sure stock process are down, but how bad can it get? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5645 | Well frankly, Bob, everyone at the firm just thinks you're kind of a blockhead. Now, back to your original question about irony. . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5646 | Do you have any aspirin? I feel a headache coming on. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5647 | What a hangover. I feel like a brick hit my head! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5648 | THIS COFFEE IS TO DIE FOR | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5649 | So here's something weird. Last week this street psychic told me, "Beware the Ides of March." I just saw him again and said, "Hey pal, the Ides are come." So, what does he say? "Aye, Julius, but not gone." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5650 | Is your toast burnt or am I about to have a stroke? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5651 | Just when he thought he could not take another minute of his co-worker's bragging, God intervened. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5652 | ...so I say to him, 'What if there's no future? It's not like that's going to change anything. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5653 | If I drink coffee, it goes right to my head! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5654 | All day it's been like I'm under this cloud. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5655 | I feel like I need a change. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5656 | I think our deal just fell through. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5657 | Let's just take a moment and pray. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5658 | The duck here is to die for. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5659 | My Psychic says I have a positive aura and to expect a long, healthy life . | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5660 | Let me give you some advice Jim. The way to assure success in this life is to weigh all the risks, and then act accordingly. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
5661 | I like to keep things unpredictable. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5662 | I can't shake this feeling of impending doom... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5663 | This writers block will be the death of me! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5664 | Remember that time you meant to yell "Fore!" ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5665 | Not to drop a brick into this discussion, but . . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5666 | This gal on Twitter thinks crowd-sourcing the caption contest is a great idea. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5667 | No, I'm not falling for that again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5668 | It's official: I'm retiring next month - while I'm still in good health. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5669 | How about that, some divine inspiration. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5670 | You keep telling me to get some life insurance, but I think I'll wait a bit. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5671 | I know it's wrong to just wait for my next great idea to hit me, but I just can't come up with anything concrete! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5672 | You say this place is called Damocles? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5673 | Any ideas why this place is called 'ACME Cafe'? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5674 | What a stressful day. This is absolutely the WORST headache I've ever had! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5675 | Should I tell him a cement block is going to hit him. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5676 | I think I'll just have to wait for the right idea to hit me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5677 | It's like I'm waiting for the -- I don't know -- other shoe to drop. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5678 | Did you know my Dad was a mason? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5679 | I just feel like there's this huge weight hanging over me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5680 | Then the solution suddenly came to me, like someone from above just hit me over the head with a huge brick ... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5681 | I’m telling you, I can’t think of anything more devastating than Writer’s Block... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5682 | 'Much as I regret having to do this, Ted.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5683 | I feel like they are trying to block me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5684 | I keep getting these headaches. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5685 | The service here is killing me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5686 | Why are you rolling your eyes? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5687 | I just feel like the world is falling in on me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5688 | Are you an employee or an independent contractors? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5689 | Sometimes I feel like there's just not enough time... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5690 | It's not like it's the end of the world. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5691 | And then I said "Everything happens for a reason". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5692 | I just need to get hit by concrete evidence. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5693 | I shouldn't be telling you this, and if they ever found out, but his secret is........I'm sorry, but you seem to be distracted. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5694 | Sometimes I feel like my life is about to come crashing down on me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5695 | I only have a few minutes. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5696 | Don't you think Prendergast has become rather aggressive lately about dropping the ceiling on expenditures? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5697 | After 12 purchases, you get a surprise. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5698 | Brick-and-mortar is done, Bob. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5699 | I'd say something if he hadn't been trying to sneak coffee-farts by me all breakfast. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5700 | Now who's going to do my taxes. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5701 | The metaphor is: student loans. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5702 | Horoscope - Schmoroscope... I'll be a pragmatist 'til the day I die. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5703 | This one's on you, Bud. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5704 | Blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5705 | It's been two weeks since the Ides of March, and I only now can.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5706 | Instead of the falling piano cliché, its the falling brick cliché. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5707 | C'mon Bob! Your always off dreaming...never noticing the little things... it's sad. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5708 | Have you ever had the feeling that your best days lie ahead? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5709 | Your argument is too abstract, can you be more concrete? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5710 | Time for concrete action. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5711 | And the blueberry muffins are to die for. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5712 | Thank god he already signed the papers. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5713 | Actually, I don't think you qualify for our life insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5714 | Darn, I shoulda got that whipped cream. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5715 | I'm thinking of supporting Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5716 | Look! I'm not doing this to hurt you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5717 | Outside of a clear sign from the almighty God himself, I'm voting for Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5718 | You might want to con-CINDER a new place to sit, Joe. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5719 | Where's the piano!?!?! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5720 | May I be hit by a concrete block if Trump is the next President. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5721 | You are going to love my Brain Surgeon! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5722 | I mean, it just feels like I've been dodging disaster all week. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5723 | I haven't been here before. What's special about Starbricks? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5724 | I've often wondered what magnetic attraction would feel like. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5725 | Note: No one was injured during the production of this cartoon caption drawing. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5726 | Nothing's coming to mind yet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5727 | Umm...No. I won't have what you're having. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5728 | Still think I'm paranoid? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5729 | ...and then, the best part was, this concrete block from another cartoon panel comes loose and hits me in the head! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5730 | Would you mind trading seats? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5731 | I'm an actuary. Why do you ask? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5732 | .....and the gold is in the.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5733 | Brink and mortar businesses will figh back | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5734 | I've got this heavy feeling hanging over me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5735 | You never know what's going to happen next. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5736 | You know it's been a bad week but things are finally looking up.. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5737 | I did ask for a sign from God.. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5738 | So what if Trump wins? What's the worst that could happen? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5739 | That's gonna hurt! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5740 | I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn professional netw- | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5741 | I sometimes feel I have a death wish | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5742 | 'I don't think you appreciate the gravity of this situation.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5743 | One lump will do. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5744 | Oh my - I guess it's too late to duck. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5745 | My contractor keeps me updated through social media. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5746 | Given the gravity of the situation, I knew that our writer's block would not be the only thing smashing through on this particular coffee break. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5747 | I told you we should've gone to Denny's. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5748 | Is it too late now to say sorry? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5749 | Do you think they noticed the typo? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5750 | Timing is everything ?? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5751 | I can't imply that it came from outer space! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5752 | Um, Steve, I think you should move your head. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5753 | Let's not compare horoscopes today | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5754 | Calm Down! You always think the sky is fall! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5755 | Voodoo Shmoodoo | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
5756 | Dining at Jean Jorges used to be such a pleasure. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5757 | Really? I always thought I was the schlemiel. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5758 | What? Hey, why don't YOU move, buddy. And I'm no blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5759 | Lately, it seems my world has been falling apart. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5760 | Calm down, Bill | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5761 | Everything in this town is always about up, up, up. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5762 | Not one brick, I told her. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5763 | You're absolutely right! I WILL start saving for retirement today! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5764 | I feel like a blockhead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5765 | I can't think of one thing that would make me vote for Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5766 | George I don't want to alarm you, but a heads-up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5767 | Looks like that promotion might be coming my way sooner than I expected. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5768 | Is my life insurance policy up-to-date? That's a silly question. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5769 | Hey, did you ask for one or two lumps in your coffee? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5770 | Son, it's time I told you the secret to life... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5771 | Flat Man vs. Soup-er Man | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5772 | Isaac Newton had it easy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5773 | I have no idea if I'm doing the right thing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5774 | My psychiatrist says I'm blocking too much. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5775 | Election 2016: When God watches campaign coverage. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5776 | I keep a lid on my coffee so it won't get spilled. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5777 | You know, I really do think America could be great again | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5778 | Quick! Pros/Cons List to saving Dave. Pros: He makes me look slightly more handsome when together, Blood will definitely get in my coffee if I don't. Cons: He smells weird when it rains, I could probably get time off work...you will be missed Dave. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5779 | As a lawyer, I may not have been completely honest but let him that is without sin cast the first stone. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5780 | Why don't I get this one? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5781 | I don't know what I'm afraid of. Flying is safer than driving . . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5782 | Remember the old expression that "the sky is falling! The sky is falling" Well, its true! Duck | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5783 | They finally got teleport working. Oops, still need some tweaking. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5784 | Where do my cartoon caption ideas come from? I really don't know --- sometimes they seem to just fall from the sky. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5785 | I'm concerned that I don't tip enough. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5786 | Ya know Tom, I never wanted to be a Risk Manager in college | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5787 | Your brain is terrible! Your report doesn't making any sense! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5788 | Sure I drink on the job. A lot. But I'm a building inspector, I travel in fast circles and I have to project a certain image of success. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5789 | May the sky fall if Trump isn't the best man for the job. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5790 | Almost over…my last day of work. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5791 | I'll get the check next time! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5792 | Cement block of Damocles? Never heard of it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5793 | What goes up must come down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5794 | Short term, I'm bullish. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5795 | I have to stop moping around like the sky is falling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5796 | We have no choice but to remain optimistic, don't you think? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5797 | Lumber is up, but concrete blocks are falling! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5798 | What's more apparent? The fragment that will open you up or the arbiter's ersatz sentence? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5799 | Same old, same old. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5800 | It's not too late to Yelp. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5801 | John, this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5802 | Some fellas got no luck. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5803 | Do you think men ever have to worry about the glass ceiling? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5804 | I forgot to check my Powerball numbers. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5805 | My schedule the rest of the afternoon ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5806 | That junk food will kill you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5807 | Some days it just feels like the world is falling apart. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5808 | This isn't your day! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5809 | To be honest, Phil, things just haven't been going my way lately. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5810 | Call me crazy but I've always a glass half full kinda guy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5811 | I think she said, "Who dressed you today, because you're shirt and tie are a ridiculous combination" and that they're "out of buckwheat pancakes. You need to place another order", Eric. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5812 | Did you really want that order of the triple shot of Espresso? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5813 | Given the gravity the situation, looks like our writer's block won't be the only thing we'll be smashing through on this coffee break. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5814 | What do you mean I should have ordered something lighter? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5815 | from this observation we can conclude that this building is still under construction, also GET OUT OF THE WAY | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5816 | Trump...Somehow I didn't see it coming... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5817 | Will you please pay attention? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5818 | Let's face it--anvils have become cliche. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5819 | I finally feel that things are about to start going my way. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5820 | Damn that Isaac Newton. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5821 | I could REALLY use a nap before going back to work today. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5822 | Wrong place, wrong time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5823 | You'll never regret going with the lowest bidder. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5824 | That sounds too heavy for lunch. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5825 | I'm not worried about Trump. I think karma's going to get him. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5826 | We're making a little head way, "I think you're right". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5827 | What a day, I keep waiting for a brick to fall on me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5828 | I think you ought to cut short your lunch break. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5829 | THERE GOES THE AIRCONDITIONING. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5830 | I am having a mental block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5831 | Hmm. Both Yelp and the horoscopes were right. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5832 | I told her I needed faster download speed to stream work videos. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5833 | So he says I can write off the entire cruise as a business expense as long as I meet with the CFO in Acapulco. But I need that like a hole in the head.. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5834 | No, yeah, things are good. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5835 | you know, it hasn't quite hit me yet | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5836 | On my mother's grave I can assure you there are no hidden costs in the deal. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5837 | I got this feeling, Ted, that my life is starting to turn around. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5838 | I think your days of waiting to be hit on the head with an idea are over. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5839 | You know Bob, sometimes it feels like everything I build just crumbles. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5840 | Nice! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5841 | But, I really do have something on my mind. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5842 | take it or leave it!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5843 | What?...Trump's experience with building qualifies him ??? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5844 | I’ll be suing this cafe in 5, 4, 3, 2… | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5845 | There is no way this year gets any worse. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5846 | The chance of his winning the election is about the same as my being hit in the head by a falling cinder block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5847 | Made You Look! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5848 | No, I'm NOT kidding...I'm for Trump! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5849 | FOX News say ISIS is the #1 threat to America | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5850 | Let's move to another table! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5851 | I've always said a drone could never do a waiter's job. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5852 | did you forget to order the HARD HAT AREA signage? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5853 | As to construction costs, I firmly believe that what goes up must come down. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5854 | Are you hungry? What made you think of duck? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5855 | What did mom mean when she said never to play under an anvil tree? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5856 | It's a normal correction, Harry. Trust me—the sky's not falling! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5857 | Are you feeling a down draft? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5858 | Doris keep bugging me to quit smoking. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5859 | Big brother is back | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5860 | This writer's block is killing me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5861 | Would you please stay focused, we almost finished. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5862 | I have a feeling my bad luck is soon over. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5863 | What are the odds of being hit by a ton of bricks? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5864 | Glad it's Friday , it's been a rough week. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5865 | Nothing can stop me now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5866 | My wife thought I needed more life insurance. She's got a good construction job, so I'm not sure why she was so insistent. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5867 | pay attention Bill, I swear your mind just wanders... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5868 | .....so Joe, I need you to sign a promissory note for the twenty thousand dollars you owe me right away. JOE! What in hell are you looking at? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5869 | Last night was a hell of a night. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5870 | Mankind hasn't yet explained life, let alone life's universal antidote. When it's your time, away you go. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5871 | Life's so monotonous. I wish something interesting would happen. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5872 | ..then it hit me, like 1/2000 ton of bricks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5873 | Send over the new will right away; I'd like to sign it asap | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5874 | Things are really falling into place | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5875 | Damoclese sword was not available. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5876 | Hey, guess who getting your corner office? Me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5877 | I think I already have adequate insurance. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5878 | Are you kidding? Any blockhead knows that. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5879 | Forget the new technologies--they're too disruptive. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5880 | Ironic that my favorite album is "Thick as a Brick"? Why? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5881 | Animal, vegetable, or mineral? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5882 | The food here is to die for. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5883 | Don't worry, I got my lawyer on speed-dial. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5884 | There is simply no way to convince me that our job description should require a hardhat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5885 | So, how should we end this interview? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5886 | This year's merger is inevitable. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5887 | That's as concrete as I can make it." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5888 | Premonitions! Premonitions! Premonitions! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5889 | Im a regular here 12 years and even I dont know why its called The Brick | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5890 | I wonder if his office is bigger than mine... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5891 | My guess is that you would believe the scientific community consensus if they said the sky was falling. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5892 | It doesn't take a ton of bricks to fall on me for me to see the writing on the wall. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5893 | Ever hear of Damocles? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5894 | Rest assured, there's no such thing as karma. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
5895 | When Wall Street hits you, the Wall hits you hard. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5896 | Do you know anything about tarot cards? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5897 | I like this bar. You can work here and drink. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5898 | I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about Karma! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5899 | It's coming down faster than I thought. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5900 | Ha, ha, my mother-in-law is always telling me I'm "one brick short of a load" Can't wait to tell her about my promotion. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5901 | Do you ever feel that you're in the wrong place at the wrong time? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5902 | So I replied, ‘I don’t believe in luck.’ | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5903 | Do you think I'm a block head? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5904 | I'm no blockhead, Trump would make a great President. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5905 | You said it would have to be a quick lunch... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5906 | Do you think a concrete idea falls out of the sky? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5907 | My horoscope said that things are going to start falling my way. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5908 | No point worrying about what might happen. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5909 | Eat'n that stuff will kill you someday. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5910 | ...and next thing you know, I'm out of a job | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5911 | Yes, yes, things ARE looking up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5912 | What do you think - is term life insurance worth it or not? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5913 | You know, life can be so random sometimes.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
5914 | ... and then I said, 'Besides, I'd never invest in this place until you do something about that ceiling!' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5915 | I saved a lot of money signing up for a cheaper version of "Tinder." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5916 | Opportunities just seam to fall out of the sky for me lately | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
5917 | Sounds good. But at this restaurant its called 'canard'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |