Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Tell me about your childhood very quickly. |
2.0000 |
0.14122 |
27 |
7 |
13 |
7 |
1 |
I think that’s all the time we have for today. |
1.9048 |
0.19401 |
21 |
9 |
5 |
7 |
2 |
Looks like our time is up for today. |
1.8889 |
0.17876 |
18 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
I'm afraid I'm still going to have to bill you for the full hour. |
1.8889 |
0.15943 |
18 |
5 |
10 |
3 |
4 |
Let's not forget what happened the last time our session ran late. |
1.8889 |
0.19619 |
18 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
I see that our time is about up |
1.8824 |
0.18947 |
17 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
I see our time is almost up. |
1.8333 |
0.18524 |
18 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
Now I want you to pay attention to how this makes you feel. |
1.8333 |
0.18524 |
18 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
I believe our time is up. |
1.8235 |
0.19620 |
17 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
9 |
I feel another breakthrough coming. |
1.8125 |
0.18750 |
16 |
6 |
7 |
3 |
10 |
So this is the part of the dream where you wake up? |
1.8125 |
0.22765 |
16 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
11 |
Well, I see we're about out of time. |
1.8000 |
0.22254 |
15 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
12 |
This reminds me of getting your hopes up in the caption contest. |
1.8000 |
0.24300 |
15 |
8 |
2 |
5 |
13 |
On the sunny side, we won't have to put up with the itching. |
1.8000 |
0.22254 |
15 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
14 |
Wait for it. Wait for it... |
1.8000 |
0.20000 |
15 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
15 |
Well, looks like we're all out of time for today. |
1.8000 |
0.17457 |
15 |
5 |
8 |
2 |
16 |
This will be our last session |
1.8000 |
0.20000 |
15 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
17 |
Looks like our time is up. |
1.7857 |
0.21429 |
14 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
18 |
That last session was painful, but try to focus on the light at the end of the tunnel. |
1.7333 |
0.18170 |
15 |
6 |
7 |
2 |
19 |
Just how much stronger do you think it'll make us this time? |
1.7333 |
0.20625 |
15 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
20 |
I think we're BOTH getting tired of you re-living this nightmare. |
1.7333 |
0.18170 |
15 |
6 |
7 |
2 |
21 |
Well, it appears our time is up. |
1.7333 |
0.20625 |
15 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
22 |
Well, it looks like our time is about up. |
1.7333 |
0.22817 |
15 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
23 |
This is the worst man cave ever. |
1.7333 |
0.22817 |
15 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
24 |
That's all the time we have. |
1.7333 |
0.20625 |
15 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
25 |
I'm having second thoughts about this train phobia therapy. |
1.7143 |
0.22060 |
14 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
26 |
Sign my cast for good luck. |
1.7143 |
0.19410 |
14 |
6 |
6 |
2 |
27 |
Well, it looks as though our hour is just about up. |
1.7143 |
0.19410 |
14 |
6 |
6 |
2 |
28 |
I see that our time is up. |
1.7143 |
0.22060 |
14 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
29 |
Curing your fear of women was much less painful. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
30 |
Don't worry.. Insurance will pay for everything except the chairs |
1.7000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
4 |
5 |
1 |
31 |
The good news is, you're about to meet your deductible. |
1.7000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
4 |
5 |
1 |
32 |
I think we're on the verge of a breakthrough. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
33 |
Do you ever get the feeling your life is just one giant metaphor? |
1.7000 |
0.30000 |
10 |
6 |
1 |
3 |
34 |
After this, we transfer to the B at West 4th. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
35 |
I see our time is up. |
1.6923 |
0.26274 |
13 |
8 |
1 |
4 |
36 |
Exposure therapy can be hit-or-miss. |
1.6923 |
0.23709 |
13 |
7 |
3 |
3 |
37 |
Uh oh, looks like we're running over again. |
1.6923 |
0.20831 |
13 |
6 |
5 |
2 |
38 |
How many 'likes' do you think will get on our Facebook page? |
1.6923 |
0.23709 |
13 |
7 |
3 |
3 |
39 |
I don't like the new waiting room here at the VA. |
1.6923 |
0.23709 |
13 |
7 |
3 |
3 |
40 |
For the last time, sometimes a train really is just a train. |
1.6923 |
0.20831 |
13 |
6 |
5 |
2 |
41 |
I make terrible decisions when I'm plastered. |
1.6923 |
0.23709 |
13 |
7 |
3 |
3 |
42 |
Not to brag, but I was a runner up for a Darwin Award last year. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
43 |
You don't hear that? |
1.6667 |
0.22473 |
12 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
44 |
This isn't what I meant when I said we need to get our lives back on track. |
1.6667 |
0.22473 |
12 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
45 |
Well, it looks like our time is up. |
1.6667 |
0.22473 |
12 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
46 |
You're not insane if you're not expecting a different result. |
1.6667 |
0.22473 |
12 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
47 |
This isn't what I meant by back on track |
1.6667 |
0.22473 |
12 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
48 |
There were more people at our last meeting. |
1.6667 |
0.25624 |
12 |
7 |
2 |
3 |
49 |
I think this should be our last session. |
1.6667 |
0.22473 |
12 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
50 |
Time's almost up. |
1.6667 |
0.25624 |
12 |
7 |
2 |
3 |
51 |
And how did that impact you? |
1.6667 |
0.18803 |
12 |
5 |
6 |
1 |
52 |
Well, I see that our time has run out. |
1.6667 |
0.21082 |
15 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
53 |
Looks like we're out of time. |
1.6667 |
0.22473 |
12 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
54 |
Occupy Metro started off pretty strong. |
1.6667 |
0.22473 |
12 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
55 |
I'm afraid that's all the time we have today. |
1.6667 |
0.22473 |
12 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
56 |
I don't like these seats |
1.6667 |
0.25624 |
12 |
7 |
2 |
3 |
57 |
Lets explore your "impending sense of doom"... again. |
1.6667 |
0.25624 |
12 |
7 |
2 |
3 |
58 |
Same time next week, but maybe a different location? |
1.6667 |
0.25624 |
12 |
7 |
2 |
3 |
59 |
I think reliving your trauma isn't doing either of us any good. |
1.6429 |
0.19910 |
14 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
60 |
I hope this is the end of the line. |
1.6429 |
0.19910 |
14 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
61 |
Maybe we'll reach our deductible now |
1.6364 |
0.24393 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
62 |
Other than some minor loss of peripheral vision, my doctor says I'll make a complete recovery. |
1.6364 |
0.24393 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
63 |
The menu on this train is offers duck or squash. Your choice. |
1.6364 |
0.27872 |
11 |
7 |
1 |
3 |
64 |
Sure, the pay's ok, but the product testing is brutal. |
1.6364 |
0.24393 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
65 |
Let's hold that thought for next week. |
1.6364 |
0.20328 |
11 |
5 |
5 |
1 |
66 |
But the most hurtful part was being accused of lacking judgment. |
1.6364 |
0.20328 |
11 |
5 |
5 |
1 |
67 |
And that's a wrap |
1.6364 |
0.24393 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
68 |
Do you get the feeling we've reached the end of the line? |
1.6364 |
0.24393 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
69 |
OK, maybe they'll get it right this time. |
1.6364 |
0.20328 |
11 |
5 |
5 |
1 |
70 |
So, you're saying the key to accelerated rehabilitation is motivation? |
1.6364 |
0.24393 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
71 |
Okay, train, best of three. |
1.6364 |
0.20328 |
11 |
5 |
5 |
1 |
72 |
Ah! the 3:42! This will be our last session!. |
1.6364 |
0.27872 |
11 |
7 |
1 |
3 |
73 |
One more after this and we'll be able to meet our deductible. |
1.6364 |
0.27872 |
11 |
7 |
1 |
3 |
74 |
It's hit and miss. |
1.6364 |
0.24393 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
75 |
I hope this is just another one of your dreams. |
1.6364 |
0.24393 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
76 |
My anxiety seems to be getting worse. |
1.6364 |
0.24393 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
77 |
Nuts, the 6:10 is early again. |
1.6364 |
0.20328 |
11 |
5 |
5 |
1 |
78 |
Perhaps exposure therapy wasn't the best way to go in your case... |
1.6364 |
0.24393 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
79 |
Frank, I'm starting to doubt that homeopathy is supposed to work this way. |
1.6364 |
0.24393 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
80 |
Have you seen the remote? |
1.6364 |
0.27872 |
11 |
7 |
1 |
3 |
81 |
Wait. Maybe it's lightning that doesn't strike twice. |
1.6364 |
0.24393 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
82 |
Relax, we've met the deductible. |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
83 |
You were right. The chaise was better over there. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
84 |
Looks like we’re out of time today .... |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
85 |
Well, it looks like our time is about up again. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
86 |
Waiting for Godot takes on new meaning on New York's subway tracks. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
87 |
So I said, what's the odds if getting hit by train twice? |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
88 |
Let's discuss the idea that repeating the same behavior and expecting a different outcome is insanity. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
89 |
We ended last session with your keen sense of deja vu. Let's pick it up from there. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
90 |
It seems to me to be a case of repetitive train injury. |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
91 |
No, I really want to be rescued. |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
92 |
Siderodromophobia is a tough nut to crack, Mr. Jenkins. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
93 |
So I thought, "Why am I in such pain?" Then, it hit me. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
94 |
Sometimes in life we never know whats going to hit us. |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
95 |
Maybe your fear of trains isn't completely irrational. |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
96 |
Now, where were we? |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
97 |
You're right, Doc. I no longer fear trains. Can we leave now? |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
98 |
Hopefully, this goes better than last time. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
99 |
Well, my wife thinks I'm just accident-prone. |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
100 |
I guess this is the end of the line. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
101 |
You're sure that's the back of the train, right? |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
102 |
I think that that is all the time we have left for today. |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
103 |
This is the point where I usually wake up. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
104 |
I'm telling you based on the law of averages it will never happen again. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
105 |
And then it hit me. |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
106 |
After our last session nothing would surprise me. |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
107 |
I'm afraid we're out of time. |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
108 |
But, you know how it ends. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
109 |
Run over us once, shame on you! Run over us twice,shame on us! |
1.6000 |
0.30551 |
10 |
7 |
0 |
3 |
110 |
I've tested a lot of products for a lot of purposes, but who's going to buy train proof outdoor furniture? |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
111 |
...and THAT'S when it hit me |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
112 |
I told you there was a light at the end of the tunnel. |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
113 |
Sometimes a train in a tunnel isn’t just a metaphor. |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
114 |
Virtual reality - is that what the kids are calling it these days? |
1.6000 |
0.30551 |
10 |
7 |
0 |
3 |
115 |
I think we need to address your death wish first and maybe work on the train fetish later. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
116 |
Since our last session, would you say your fear of trains has increased or decreased? |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
117 |
Alright, last one, you have one second to live, what do you do? |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
118 |
Sure, living here has its drawbacks, but you've got to love the raised ceilings. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
119 |
Time's up. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
120 |
I'm afraid our time is up. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
121 |
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
122 |
It may be time to give up and accept eminent domain. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
123 |
"I told you we were on the wrong track". |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
124 |
The one time it's on time. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
125 |
Fool me once, shame on you. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
126 |
I never said your fear of trains was irrational. |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
127 |
Well, this ought to do the trick. |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
128 |
Just one more time, and we'll hit our deductible. |
1.6000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
4 |
6 |
0 |
129 |
The odds are that they'll go forward this time... |
1.5833 |
0.25990 |
12 |
8 |
1 |
3 |
130 |
Facing your fear, take two. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
131 |
Them's the brakes. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
132 |
It appears our time is up. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
133 |
I'm afraid this will be our last session, Mr. Smith. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
134 |
Well, I'd say we have a 50/50 chance. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
135 |
Well, Mr. Brenner, our time is just about up. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
136 |
I guess the good news is that we meet the deductible. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
137 |
Unfortunately, the hour is up, but I think your life is back on track. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
138 |
Well, at least we're back on track. |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
139 |
Didn't he say, "Stay on track for a full recovery"? |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
140 |
What's the definition of insanity again? |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
141 |
I forgot our safe word. |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
142 |
D Train! I win again! |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
143 |
...and there’s no such thing as global warming. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
144 |
Look, no one's ever died of déjà—. |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
145 |
I feel safer here than at a Donald Trump rally. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
146 |
Looks like our time is up for today Gary |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
147 |
Well, our time's almost up. |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
148 |
Let's talk some more about this reoccurring dream of yours. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
149 |
Don't worry, pre-existing conditions are covered. |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
150 |
All right, full disclosure: I'm not really a psychiatrist. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
151 |
Ok, I get how TrumpCare works in New York, but what about States without a subway system? |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
152 |
If only this itching would stop. |
1.5556 |
0.17568 |
9 |
4 |
5 |
0 |
153 |
Now we'll see if 'train' is as reliable a signifier as 'cliff.' |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
154 |
Are you sure that's the way exposure therapy is supposed to work? |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
155 |
Most of my patients have trust issues. |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
156 |
Wait, so...daylight savings already started? |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
157 |
Sure it's a bit dangerous, but it's rent controlled. |
1.5556 |
0.17568 |
9 |
4 |
5 |
0 |
158 |
I'm thinking our time is up for today. |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
159 |
In London they say, "Mind the gap." In New York they don't say nothin'. |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
160 |
When the agent said the listing was a tad rustic but very convenient to the D Train, we should have asked, "How rustic and how convenient?" |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
161 |
Let's pick up where we left off last time, shall we? |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
162 |
It pains me to say it, but this is the end of D line. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
163 |
So you feel like sometimes you're simply on the wrong track? |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
164 |
And how is this going to make you feel? |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
165 |
I'm telling you, if you sue, you won't have a leg to stand on. |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
166 |
We're going to keep trying, Phil, until you overcome your fear of trains. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
167 |
Yeah, they finally stopped dumping patients on the streets. |
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We should make our deductible after this. |
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The final meeting of the Death Wish Club is now called to order |
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At least this time we can say we saw it coming. |
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People complain therapy lasts a lifetime, but with my method we're done in just a few sessions. |
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Let's get your life back off track. |
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Looks like our time's up for the week, Jerry. |
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Why don't you just buy a watch? |
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No more Uber trains for me. |
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Stop me if you've heard this one |
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how could it be worse? |
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I don't get it. I've always heard "just stay away from the third rail and you'll be fine." |
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Maybe this immersive psychiatry thing wasn't such a good idea after all. |
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Looks like our careers as stuntmen maybe coming to an end. |
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'The subways are much safer than they used to be.' |
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How do those Darwin Awards work again? |
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I know it will stop this time! |
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Now in this dream, you say you always wake up before the train hits? |
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Hair of the dog. |
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Your happy place is quite evocative, Richard. |
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You're afraid? Good! Use that emotion! |
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If we don't reach our deductible this time, I give up. |
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How many times are we going to try this "face your fears" therapy? |
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You're my last patient of the day. |
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I think we're on the wrong track. |
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I hear that in the future they will be switching to crash dummies. |
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It's early, AGAIN! |
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Okay, let's start where we left off last Thursday. |
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Guess the light at the end of the tunnel was the headlight of the train. |
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Quick question, remember how we got here? |
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And how will this make you feel? |
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The ad said 'office space conveniently located near public transportation' |
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I'm afraid this may be our last session. |
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Well, it looks like our time is up for today Mr Johnson. |
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They say the best way to recover from trauma is to face it again, head-on. |
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Here we are again. You were just as sure they wouldn't back up last time. |
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The trick is trying not to touch the third rail. |
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This time, I expect a different result. |
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This was the only recovery room in the city that our insurance plan covered. |
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Ten bucks says it goes forward this time. |
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Now, let's see if New York understands installation art. |
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So, Dr. Siegfried, how much aversion therapy before I conquer my subway fear? |
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Take your time-you're my last patient of the day. |
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Does "the end of the line" mean anything to you metaphorically? |
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We're just about about out of time. Same place next week? |
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I'm beginning to think this cartoonist doesn't like us. |
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Shoot, I think left the stove on. |
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We're gonna have to move soon. |
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Now you're on the right track for a big breakthrough. |
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If this doesn't cure your fear of the subway, nothing will. |
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Let's see Disability deny this one. |
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Why don't we continue our session tomorrow in the ICU. |
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Doc, confronting my fears every week doesn't seem to be working. |
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What makes you think your mother is driving the train? |
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I like the exposed brick |
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You're repeating the same mistake. |
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I gotta say, Bill, I'm starting to feel really run down lately. |
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No, I will not trade with you. You had the couch last time. |
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So, what's bothering you? |
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Next we'll tackle your fear of skydiving. |
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Yeah, I suppose you could call it an obsession. |
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Wait, I thought it was accidental death OR dismemberment! |
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Rent in Manhattan costs an arm and a leg. |
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I didn't realize how painful it would be to confront my fears head-on. |
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Any anxiety? |
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Now that we've conquered your fear of skydiving, let's work on your fear of trains! |
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One last game of chicken? |
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Third time's a charm, right Phil? |
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I must have read the weekend schedule. |
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After this, we should get complete disability. |
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Well, it didn't work the first time. |
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Ugh. I JUST sat down. |
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As long as we don't touch the third rail, we should be fine this time. |
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It’s obviously moot at this point, but in therapy we must learn that there is a very important difference between an aphorism and a metaphor. |
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On second thought, perhaps immersion therapy isn't the appropriate course of action for addressing your particular phobia. |
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Nope, I didn't see this clause in my health insurance plan either. |
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Tell me more about this tunnel... |
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I had no idea this is what the ad meant by a railroad flat. |
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Hold that thought. |
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I promise - This time we'll meet our deductible. |
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This ought to do it. |
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Think it is too late to sign up for Obamacare? |
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Maybe we should find a bullet train,and get this over with. |
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Are you certain Medicare will cover this? |
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After overcoming your fear of heights, we'll now work on your fear of subways. |
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I keep on having this recurring dream... |
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You were saying, about the light at the end of the tunnel? |
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Try raising the good arm. |
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In our next session we'll confront your fear of snakes. |
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Is it lightning or transit trains you can only be hit by once? I always get confused. |
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Well, lookie there, the D train is right on time. |
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BOB MANKOFF |
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When I asked you to help me delve into my sub-conscious, I think you misunderstood. |
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I'd say we're both feeling a little run down. |
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I warned you I was a train wreck waiting to happen. |
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I think I'm finally getting over my fear of flying. |
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Well, you know what they say, "Third time's the charm". |
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I'm beginning to think reliving your accident is doing more harm than good... |
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Wasn't I fortunate to find a shrink with a similar Death Wish?! |
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Do you hear something? |
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Jeb?" "Yes, Marco." "Is that D as in Donald? |
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Let's pick up again tomorrow at 2:18. |
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It's really best to face these fears head on... |
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Best two out of three. |
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Should we call the book "Bad Breaks" or "Bad Brakes?" |
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My HMO suggested this treatment. |
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The claims adjuster asked if our accident could be reenacted. |
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I told you. The look on the enginer's face makes it all worthwhile! |
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At least it's on time. |
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Relax. What are the odds of it happening again? |
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On the bright side, I never saved for retirement. |
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My Exposure Therapy for fear of spiders worked like a charm! |
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I still think a cash settlement would have been better. |
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Even the wrong side of the tracks would be better than this. |
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I've got a really good feeling about THIS train. |
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Pre-existing conditions will not prevent us from winning a lawsuit. Or they won't prevent us from getting health insurance? Obama has made it all so complicated. |
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I think Freud maintained that by reliving the event a few times we can overcome the emotional trauma. |
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I'm beginning to think this homeopathic regimen isn't working. |
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I'm afraid we've run over again. |
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Do you have to be alive to sue? |
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At least we don't have to worry about getting a seat. |
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Well yes, your dreams certainly are realistic |
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Whenever you think it can't get much worse, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. |
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Think back... now describe to me when you first felt like you were run over by a train. |
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Whew!Another close call! |
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Do you ever think of dying? |
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Those who say Obamacare is derailed don't know what they're talking about. |
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Stop complaining; the ad said 'rent free' not 'risk free'. |
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I told you the express would be quicker! |
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This is nothing compared to a Trump rally. |
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We'll talk about the tunnel next week. |
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That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. |
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This time I get to pick the lawyer. |
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There's no way we'll be struck twice. |
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I knew there had to be a reason these chairs were available. |
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Remember when the subway was safe? |
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So... last time we worked on your fear of heights... |
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In today's session, I'd like you to try facing your fears head on by yourself. |
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We'll get more from them this time, I promise. |
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Why do you think that these sessions make you anxious? |
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Now we know what the D stands for. |
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I'm a laid-back type of self-destructive. |
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That must have been painful for you. |
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I told you !This line is always on time. |
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You look like a train wreck |
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I know this costs an arm and a leg but we're really making progress. |
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Let's pick up where we were last time...you saw a big 'D' coming towards you... |
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What's the worst that could happen? |
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I don't know that your insurance will continue to cover our sessions here. |
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Looks like we're on the wrong side of the tracks again |
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This could go one of two ways. |
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yes it seems dangerous but statistically the likely hood of being hit by a train twice is zero |
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Still you got to love the convenience. |
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I feel my research on behavioral re-enactment therapy is coming to an end. |
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I spy with my little eye something beginning with D. |
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You said you also have nightmares of falling out of airplanes? |
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Got a penny? |
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Here it comes again! |
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I thought you said this was the end of the line. |
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Trainspotting isn't much fun. |
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Well, it beats physical therapy. |
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Still afraid. |
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You have to admit it puts the pain from your divorce into perspective. |
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Let's try once more to figure out what the train symbolizes. |
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Well, Mr. Smith. This session has come to an end. |
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Sorry Doc, I lost my train of thought...wait no, there it is |
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Well, here it comes... better late than never! |
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I don't think this ever happened to Woody Guthrie! |
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335 |
Getting your life back on track is gonna kill me. |
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Let's enjoy the moment... |
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1 |
337 |
When you said a little R&R I didn't think you meant railroad. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
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5 |
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0 |
338 |
Oh, you're just a glass half empty guy. |
1.4444 |
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1 |
339 |
Your hallucinations just got a lot worse. |
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1 |
340 |
So, are you still against Ride Share ? |
1.4444 |
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1 |
341 |
I think that we might be on the right track in discovering your irrational fear of trains. |
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1 |
342 |
We're an accident that's gotta happen! |
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343 |
Just one more good insurance settlement and I'll be all set for retirement. |
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1 |
344 |
Do you ever feel like you're on the wrong track? |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
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5 |
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0 |
345 |
Now that we've conquered your fear of skiing... |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
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346 |
This seemed like a much better idea when we were drinking. |
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7 |
0 |
2 |
347 |
Don't worry. It's like Trump's becoming president, it can't happen. |
1.4444 |
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1 |
348 |
Look, aversion therapy is not meant to be easy. |
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At least they didn't throw us under the bus. |
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1 |
350 |
We should have listened to Ellington. |
1.4444 |
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351 |
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Really? |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
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352 |
Don't worry, it doesn't hurt as much the second time around. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
353 |
I have to say Doc, I'm deeply impressed by your commitment to Physician-assisted suicide. |
1.4444 |
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9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
354 |
I've been feeling so run down lately. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
355 |
I really look forward to our Friday sessions. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
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5 |
4 |
0 |
356 |
So the other day, my boss threw me under the bus. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
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4 |
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357 |
I'm Jake. From State Farm. |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
358 |
If this guy slams on the brakes too, I'm not doing this a third time, pact or no pact! |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
359 |
Do you ever feel like we're pressing our luck? |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
360 |
Face it Lenny, insurance fraud is in our blood. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
361 |
I know it doesn't feel like progress, but I feel like we're very close to getting you over this whole "fear of trains" thing. |
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9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
362 |
We sure 'kicked the tires' on that one, didn't we? |
1.4444 |
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2 |
1 |
363 |
Don't worry. Everything's already broken. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
364 |
Maybe it's time we stopped fighting eminent domain. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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2 |
1 |
365 |
Don't Move ! |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
366 |
Next, we'll confront your fear of falling. |
1.4444 |
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1 |
367 |
Have some faith - we stopped it the first time |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
368 |
Well, Jim, the nightmare's almost over. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
369 |
I thought you said reliving the experience would take the fear away. |
1.4444 |
0.29397 |
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7 |
0 |
2 |
370 |
"I'd like to revise my paranoia diagnosis. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
371 |
Sometimes, a subway train is just a subway train. |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
372 |
Honestly, I didn't think living in the subway would be this hard. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
373 |
Amtrak costs an arm and a leg these days. |
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1 |
374 |
It's what you take away from the experience that counts. |
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6 |
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1 |
375 |
Relax. They announced a sick passenger. |
1.4444 |
0.29397 |
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7 |
0 |
2 |
376 |
I guess you're right. Your life is a train wreck. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
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5 |
4 |
0 |
377 |
'Comfortable' I'll give them, but 'Accessible'? |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
378 |
Do you have Medicare Part D. |
1.4444 |
0.29397 |
9 |
7 |
0 |
2 |
379 |
He said this is the only option our health plan covers. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
380 |
But you also said the truck was just one of my delusions. |
1.4444 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
381 |
These sitdown strikes sure have improved. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
382 |
When I said 'we were going to catch the train,' I didn't think you would take me literally! |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
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5 |
4 |
0 |
383 |
That's our time. |
1.4444 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
384 |
It's just a train of thought. |
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6 |
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1 |
385 |
I feel your pain. |
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5 |
4 |
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386 |
I vote we abandon this whole bucket list concept. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
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5 |
4 |
0 |
387 |
It's not the office visit, it's the commute that's killing me. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
388 |
I cannot tell if the train is coming or going |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
389 |
I'm afraid we're out of time for today. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
390 |
I hope they appreciate performance art. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
391 |
Shall we pick it up where we left off last week? |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
392 |
Beats workin! |
1.4444 |
0.29397 |
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7 |
0 |
2 |
393 |
Be careful...don't touch the third rail |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
394 |
Mark my words, we will conquer your fear of trains. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
395 |
I feel your rat anxiety has subsided. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
396 |
Your mother hated you. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
397 |
I'm pretty sure Freudian analysis is based on theoretical trains. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
398 |
I met with my last patient on the turnpike. This is much more comfortable. |
1.4444 |
0.29397 |
9 |
7 |
0 |
2 |
399 |
Over my dead body. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
400 |
This re-enactment may help the jury, but where will it land us? |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
401 |
Sometimes I just feel like we're on the wrong track. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
402 |
The question we have to ask ourselves is, 'Have we learned anything?' |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
403 |
Since our last session, I've come to the conclusion your paranoia is justified. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
404 |
I understand the importance of getting our lives back on track after the accident, but I'm not sure this is what the doctor had in mind. |
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0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
405 |
I warned them, see, hit us once shame on you but hit us twice, shame on…. Uh-oh. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
406 |
The first few sessions are the hardest. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
407 |
"'Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon"? |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
408 |
Aren't we all in some way damaged? |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
409 |
Let’s explore why you always feel run over. |
1.4444 |
0.29397 |
9 |
7 |
0 |
2 |
410 |
I'm not sure our course of treatment is on the right track. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
411 |
Let's make this our last session. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
412 |
Your metaphors for life are deeply disturbing and remarkably painful. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
413 |
I think this session will finally give me closure |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
414 |
The payout should be better this time |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
415 |
What are the odds of both of us getting hit by the same train twice? |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
416 |
How many times a week do you have this dream? |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
417 |
I don't think it's healthy involving me in your insurance scam fantasies. |
1.4444 |
0.29397 |
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7 |
0 |
2 |
418 |
Are you sure we couldn't just work through this with toy trains and a little imagination? |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
419 |
I liked it better when you talked me off the ledge |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
420 |
Only three more treatments before you are completely over your fear of trains. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
421 |
Well, that's about it for this week. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
422 |
I'm so glad our recovery is back on track. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
423 |
Studies still show mass transit is safer than our cars. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
424 |
Mass transit is the way to go! |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
425 |
Yes, I do have violent dreams. |
1.4444 |
0.29397 |
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7 |
0 |
2 |
426 |
We've really got to get better at reading these train schedules, Don. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
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5 |
4 |
0 |
427 |
This is easy money. Let's get hit again and sue. |
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0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
428 |
These virtual reality helmets are awesome. That train looks like you could touch it. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
429 |
Are you sure this is what the doctor meant by our recovery being on track? |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
430 |
I'm not sure we are striking the right way. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
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5 |
4 |
0 |
431 |
This should get us over the deductible. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
432 |
I feel like a train wreck! |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
9 |
6 |
2 |
1 |
433 |
My last therapist refused to help me face my fears. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
434 |
We've got to stop meeting like this. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
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5 |
4 |
0 |
435 |
Looks like this is the end of the line. |
1.4444 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
436 |
They say the second time is less painful. |
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0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
437 |
As I said yesterday, to most people "wait 'behind' the yellow line" is not ambiguous. |
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2 |
1 |
438 |
Claim a pre-existing condition. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
439 |
Are you sure we've met our deductible? |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
440 |
"How many times must I prove to you that MASS times ACCELERATION equals FORCE? |
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2 |
1 |
441 |
Tell me again Doc. How is this going to cure my fear of trains? |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
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4 |
0 |
442 |
And how long have you had this fear of the letter"D"? |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
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4 |
0 |
443 |
I told you I'd keep you on the right track no matter how painful it got. |
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6 |
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1 |
444 |
I wouldn't want to arouse you angst any further, but did you notice that the train has no wheels on that side? |
1.4444 |
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2 |
1 |
445 |
When we're finally done overcoming your fear of trains we can start on mine. |
1.4444 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
446 |
Our last session was a train wreck, but now I think we're on the right track. |
1.4444 |
0.24216 |
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6 |
2 |
1 |
447 |
It's time we finished, my 3:10 is here. |
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0.24216 |
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1 |
448 |
I think we're about to make another connection. |
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0.24216 |
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2 |
1 |
449 |
You were right, the D train does smell kinda off. |
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2 |
1 |
450 |
This time? Jennifer's tuition. |
1.4444 |
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7 |
0 |
2 |
451 |
Call me an optimist. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
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4 |
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452 |
Aversion therapy is always a little unpleasant. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
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4 |
3 |
0 |
453 |
Oh look my four o'clock is early again. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
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4 |
3 |
0 |
454 |
I'm starting to lose faith in our HMO. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
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1 |
455 |
This time you are 100 percent sure this was the last train for the night? |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
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5 |
1 |
1 |
456 |
They warned me not to see a shrink below 81st. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
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4 |
3 |
0 |
457 |
I really need to get an office. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
458 |
I feel like we're really making progress on the definition of insanity thing. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
459 |
Do you think we are on the right track? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
460 |
I'll admit, it's an experimental treatment. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
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4 |
0 |
461 |
Without Obamacare, there's no way we could live here. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
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462 |
'No worries. He forgot to draw wheels on one of the sides.' |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
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463 |
Yeah, but it's still safer than playing football. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
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464 |
''We were working on the railroad. Guess we didn't hear the whistle blow.'' |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
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1 |
465 |
We should have brought the murphy bed! |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
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1 |
466 |
Nothing is inevitable. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
467 |
I just can't shake this feeling of impending doom. |
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0 |
468 |
I thought 'Obama-care' would go off the tracks |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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0 |
469 |
Let's make this one count. |
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0 |
470 |
Well look who comes crawling back. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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1 |
471 |
I just remembered why this is a bad idea. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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3 |
0 |
472 |
Sticks and stones will break my bones but trains will never hurt me. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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1 |
1 |
473 |
Face it -- we're not accident prone, we're just stupid. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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1 |
474 |
Whoops, looks like our session ran a little long again. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
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475 |
I hope like hell they get the lighting right on this take. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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476 |
It is my professional opinion that you are obsessively fixated on the third rail and what it represents, though through our time together I admit I've come to appreciate your fixation, and even to share in it... you hear something? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
477 |
NOW do you believe that realtor saying? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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1 |
1 |
478 |
I thought it had a lounge car. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
479 |
The second and last "Face Your Fears" therapy session. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
480 |
I never can remember which train is local and which is express. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
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481 |
I'm not sure your method of treating my train phobia is working. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
482 |
It still beats living next door to a violin teacher. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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1 |
483 |
We need a new hobby. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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1 |
484 |
I believe you have the Evel Knievel syndrome. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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1 |
485 |
I feel railroaded into this therapy session. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
486 |
I'm done heckling Trump. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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1 |
1 |
487 |
When is something interesting gonna happen? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
488 |
The Airbnb listing did say 'close to transportation.' |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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1 |
1 |
489 |
I figure this will finally get me above my deductible. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
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1 |
490 |
I love being past my deductible. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
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1 |
491 |
Dont worry. It's the Long Island Railroad so we are safe this time. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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1 |
492 |
It's still better than the bus station. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
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1 |
493 |
Just one more hit should get us above our deductible. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
494 |
It might be the meds, but I just had déjà vu |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
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495 |
We're safe here. The 'D' train never backs up. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
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1 |
496 |
I think this dream you have of being in the path of an on-coming train might warrant further examination. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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0 |
497 |
Somehow, I feel like an accident just waiting to happen. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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3 |
0 |
498 |
One more round of desensitization should do it. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
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499 |
Maybe this will get the VA's attention! |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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1 |
500 |
When it starts, what if it's going away from us? |
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We’ll conquer your fear of the metro even if it … |
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It’s normal for a patient to resist termination. |
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I'm all for helping you confront your fears, but perhaps our third session could be in my office? |
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This is not the right track to recovery, is it? |
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The brochure said there are great views of the C. |
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I think we're still on the wrong track. |
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Stick us in front of a fast moving train once –well shame on them! Stick us here twice…. |
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I didn't think it would be THIS hard to stop smoking, Doc... |
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Are you sure this trains going to stop this time? |
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Just think - two more times and we get the world record. |
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As Freud observed, we are pathologically drawn back to the scene of our trauma. |
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The victory of hope over experience. |
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What the hell? Yeah, I'll give you a refund if this doesn't work! |
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See?! This is exactly the type of HMO screw ups which are totally avoidable. |
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"Convenient to public transportation", my foot... |
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Break a leg! |
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Next week, same time, same place. |
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You're sure THIS time that the teleporter's batteries are fully charged? |
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Psychologically, we've made progress. Physically however... |
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But besides this, how are you? |
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Bad day to give up drinking. |
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...and why do you think you carry this sense of impending doom? |
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I liked it better when we lived on the wrong side of the tracks. |
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How would you describe your divorce in less vivid terms? |
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Be careful when you get up...that third rail is electrified. |
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Did the A train go by already? |
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Exposure therapy isn't working. Why don't you just get a car? |
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As I've said, whatever doesn't kill us will make us stronger. |
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They say the third time's the charm. |
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Remind me again; What is it we're protesting? |
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This airbnb is definitely better than last week's. |
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Trust me... Superman will save us |
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We ought to think about homesteading somewhere else. |
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Good idea to pre-bandage ourselves. That's real 7 Habits of Highly Effective People stuff right there, yup. |
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My boss says I need to get on track. |
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I'd welcome the other side of the tracks. |
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Ready to try again? |
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What sold me on this place is how conviemt it is to public transit. |
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I distinctly remember you telling me to stay on track. |
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It's still better treatment than the VA Hospital. |
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Now that's how fast the healthcare should be! |
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And why do you think our sessions are doing more harm than good? |
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I'm getting the whistling sound in my ear again. |
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You know, I'm not totally sold on this online therapy. |
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We will be on Easy Street...no really that's the next stop. |
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I was expecting the Q train. |
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Oh, how I long for a transit strike. |
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You paint a very vivid picture. |
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Your session is about to expire. |
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Tom's new therapist was a train wreck. |
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Which way do you think it's going? |
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I think one more session should cure your fear of subway trains. |
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I'm beginning to feel as if living on the edge IS our comfort zone |
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I'm telling you, the C train never comes down this track. |
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It would be more convincing if it had all its wheels. |
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Life is about putting your best foot forward and then seeing where things lead |
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Something's not right. In my dream it's the 'A' train. |
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I have these crazy thoughts, Doctor--even right now, I feel like we're tied up under Penn Station. |
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Are you sure this is the train that goes to the hospital? |
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These fare hikes really do cost an arm and a leg. |
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There's a reason the rent is cheap here. |
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Let's go, Uber just came |
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Let's wait for the F. |
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There has to be a better way to fight overcrowded beaches. |
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So, I filed for disability and they told me it has to be a verified accident to receive payment. Well, this should do it. |
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I so enjoy this frequent rider lounge. |
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The vibration relieves the itching. |
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Never give in to a bully. |
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Let's not follow that train of thought this time. |
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Who was it again who said, "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?" |
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As Freud might have said, Seymour, sometimes a train plunging through a tunnel is just a train plunging through a tunnel. |
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Our doctor-patient relationship is on the wrong track. |
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The important thing is that we've learned something... |
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What more could possibly happen to us here? |
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I guarantee this time will be different |
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Trust me, immersion therapy is the only cure for siderodromophob… |
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They say three's the charm. |
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It was supposed to be the A train. |
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I figure this will max out our deductible. |
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I had a suggestion box in my old office. Number one complaint- not close enough to the train. |
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This should cement our disability case. |
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Well, Mr. Boswell, I'm afraid we may have once again strayed into a dangerous patient-therapist boundary area. |
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It is deja vu all over again. |
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Eminent domain? Nonsense, this will always be our home. |
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Looks like we're running a bit late again .... |
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I thought you said this was going to be the A Train... |
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By the way, don't touch that third rail. |
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I usually take the A train. |
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I keep telling you, my methods are unorthodox. |
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What pre-existing conditions? |
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You'll be fine. We're nowhere near the third rail. |
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Think of it like evening out a tan. |
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My doctor says I'm right on track. |
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Doc said I'm right on track. |
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I think one more session and your fear of the subways will be gone. |
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I really think we're on the verge of a breakthrough. |
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Oh, great! Another insecurity dream about our sex life. |
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If it works this time, you'll never fear trains again! |
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Are you sure it was "Take the D Train"? |
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Okay, this is the last item on our bucket list. |
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The sensation you describe is called deja vu. |
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Can't we find another way to get me in touch with my feelings? |
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I believe the D train is a bit early today...... |
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Don't you think it's a bit too late for "if you see something, say something. |
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Let's move past the trust issues. |
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Now, this time, what are you going to do differently? |
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If this doesn't go viral, I give up. |
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I can't help but feel sooner or later our luck is going to run out. |
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If facing your train phobia head-on fails again, we'll try some drugs. |
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I said ‘Uber’ not ‘unter’! |
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It's important to keep the discussion on track. |
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Sounds like your inner critic again. |
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Maybe this time it'll satisfy our deductible. |
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Who's your tort lawyer? |
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Waiting for a late train is like adding insult to injury. |
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Tell me again about your recurring dream that your life is going off the rails. |
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Man! I would give my right arm to get on that train. |
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...it did get worse. |
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I'm beginning to think this may not be a convalescent home. |
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Are you sure we're on the side track this time? |
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I told you not to enter into a contest reserved for residents of the United States, Canada (except Quebec), Australia, the United Kingdom, or the Republic of Ireland. |
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Handicapped Parking Only |
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I wouldn't swear to it but I think we were in front last time. |
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Let's just trust Automatic Block Signaling. Yesterday it almost worked. |
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What if I were to say there is no such thing as an accident? |
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After that last fiasco, I never thought that we'd get back on track. |
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Of course it can't sit down on us it has a tender behind. |
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So let's talk about your irrational fear of trains. |
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Termination in psychoanalysis can be challenging to both the patient and the analyst! |
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It seems we got sidetracked |
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I feel like you're avoiding the larger issues here. |
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No worries, it could be days before it comes again. |
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Well, the doctor recommended traction. |
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Are you getting a whiff of deja vu? |
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That was close. |
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I thought that was the end of it. |
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I'll show you the difference between fantasy and reality if it's the last thing I do. |
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If at first you don't succumb,try, try again. |
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Sooner or later, everyone hits a third rail in therapy, David. |
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Let's get this right this time. |
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When I said that I would give an arm and a leg for a seat, this wasn't what I had in mind. |
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In all fairness, Craigslist did say this would cost us an arm and a leg. |
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This way, the railroad pays our hospital bills. |
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I couldn't see how you could make a living from trainspotting, until one day it hit me... |
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I believe the term is 'to miss the boat' actually |
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Perhaps we should reschedule? |
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Don't worry. It's the third rail that kills you. |
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Whaddya know. . . I am over my fear of flying. |
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Trust me, we'll be fine just as long as we don't touch the third rail. |
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Tell me more about your deja vue. |
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The essence of any phobia therapy is learning to stop and redirect your negative thinking. |
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Maybe we should have started with your abstract problems. |
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It DOES remind me of The Little Engine That Could! |
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And another thing--I'm voting for Trump! |
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Have we moved past expecting a different result yet? |
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I blame Obama. |
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One more shift into reverse, and we'll be flying first class. |
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Don't you find the sound of air brakes comforting? |
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So ya think I have loco-motives? |
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Don't worry, I'm sure he's not going to move! |
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I want to thank you for sticking with me through this office move. |
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This time remember! We go on 3! |
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The little engine that did. |
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I swore I'd help you or die trying. |
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Its the only way I know to get my opiod prescription refilled. |
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666 |
You're the one that checked "convenient to the D train" on Airbnb. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
667 |
This is the only way your insurance will cover our sessions. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
668 |
It's probably a bad time to tell you that I lost the video of us jumping. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
669 |
I hope we get seats together. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
670 |
You say you are experiencing a case of "D" ja vu? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
671 |
Management wants us to reenact it. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
672 |
You know what they say: 'Location, location, location.' |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
673 |
Do you ever feel like you are an accident waiting to happen? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
674 |
D train, boss, D train. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
675 |
Why do you think your life feels like a train wreck? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
676 |
From my seven-year-old son, Henry: "TRAINing myself to relax." |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
677 |
Not nearly as innovative as your last business, "Third Rail Cupcakes". |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
678 |
As I've said before, the only way to deal with a phobia is to confront it head on. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
679 |
This "occupy" thing has gotten way off track. |
1.3750 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
680 |
So how is your peripheral vision coming along? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
681 |
I'm afraid that's all the time we have. Again. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
682 |
I think I finally know what the "D" stands for. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
683 |
On a scale of 0 to 10, how content are you with your life? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
684 |
What do YOU think it means that you constantly see "trains moving in tunnels"? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
685 |
Don't touch that third rail, Bill. They say it electrocutes you. |
1.3750 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
686 |
Well, I'm not going to take this lying down. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
687 |
Last time was a fluke; this time my calculations are foolproof. |
1.3750 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
688 |
Two more incidents and that week in Jamaica is ours! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
689 |
Don't worry, the D train is constantly out of service. |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
690 |
So when you said you have an irrational fear of subways B, L and T you were talking about a sandwich? |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
691 |
I'm protesting the quality of the tissue in the onboard restrooms. What's your beef? |
1.3750 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
692 |
Are you sure it isn't lightning that never strikes twice? |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
693 |
If it doesn't stop this time, I'm not doing this again. |
1.3750 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
694 |
Don't worry, it's never on time. |
1.3750 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
695 |
Sometimes, Tom, a train really is just a train. |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
696 |
Get the selfie stick out. |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
697 |
Maybe this time it will finish the job |
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1 |
1 |
698 |
It's necessary, Bob, to demonstrate to you that going down the same track expecting a different result is the definition of insanity. In my own experience, I submitted countless captions to the Cartoon Contest, never won- and finally just plain quit. |
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0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
699 |
Feelings of anxiety are expected during exposure therapy. |
1.3750 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
700 |
This is the last stop. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
701 |
We really should be getting back |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
702 |
Relax, you've met your annual deductible. From here on it's just a simple co-pay. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
703 |
Like I told ya Frank, cast itch, is covered by Obamacare ! |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
704 |
Being a Crash Test Dummy isn't the same as the brochure describes. |
1.3333 |
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7 |
1 |
1 |
705 |
I thought Rx stood for Railroad crossing! |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
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7 |
1 |
1 |
706 |
You say 'it felt like being hit by a train' too often. |
1.3333 |
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4 |
2 |
0 |
707 |
So in that dream...did the train back up? |
1.3333 |
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7 |
1 |
1 |
708 |
This ought to help with your insomnia. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
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4 |
2 |
0 |
709 |
Perhaps we should try a different approach |
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0.21082 |
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4 |
2 |
0 |
710 |
I'm starting to believe our wives are trying to kill us. |
1.3333 |
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7 |
1 |
1 |
711 |
I think I got my lines wrong. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
712 |
How many rounds is a game of chicken supposed to last? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
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7 |
1 |
1 |
713 |
Noise ?? What noise ?? |
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0.33333 |
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5 |
0 |
1 |
714 |
Maybe we're not cut out for full contact trainspotting. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
715 |
They pay more if you have a pre-existing condition. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
716 |
What are the odds it will happen again in exactly the same place? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
717 |
Is this the best way to catch the train? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
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4 |
2 |
0 |
718 |
Don't you think we need a break? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
719 |
Again? C'mon, what're the odds? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
720 |
See? It's not really about Kate. Sometimes a train in a tunnel is just a train in a tunnel. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
721 |
Still, you can't beat the rent. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
722 |
What if the "D" doesn't stand for disabled? |
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0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
723 |
It's on time! This is the best luck I've had in 2 months, |
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0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
724 |
This train almost never backs up. In fact, I've only seen it do that once. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
725 |
Hold on to that train of thought again. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
726 |
Don't you just love the look on the Engineer's face? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
727 |
We're getting towards the end of our exposure therapy. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
728 |
I know we need the money but twice in one week? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
729 |
You see, Mr. Smith, I meant it when I said I'd rid you of your fear of the D train even if it's the last thing I do. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
730 |
Before my wife made Engineer, we had to live all over the place! |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
731 |
I'm thinking we should go back to turnstile jumping. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
732 |
Is there anything different about this train than the one you saw bearing down on us in our last session? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
733 |
What do you mean the train has left the station? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
734 |
You're overwhelmed with a feeling of déjà what? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
735 |
Another untimely end |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
736 |
Finally! |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
737 |
Trains and tunnels... how Freudian. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
738 |
Let's try to pin down what's causing you anxiety. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
739 |
I'd say this IS the end of the line. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
740 |
...The good news is that we'll be fully covered again under Obamacare. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
741 |
Hmm, Late as usual. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
742 |
Is this your idea of aversion therapy? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
743 |
Looks like my 5:22 is early again. |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
744 |
Is that a smart watch? |
1.3000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
8 |
1 |
1 |
745 |
Don't worry, this will get you closer to your mother. |
1.3000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
8 |
1 |
1 |
746 |
I'm happy it's not a car. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
747 |
once again, David Brooks wrote a column that many people thought was insufferably smug! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
748 |
Trust me on this...The second time's the charm. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
749 |
Imagine where we'd be without Obamacare! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
750 |
And remember: Don't touch the third rail. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
751 |
The hopefully final meeting of the Hemlock Society will now come to order. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
752 |
As I hope you're coming to understand, your fear of rats is unfounded. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
753 |
We probably shouldn't have signed up for the fast-track coverage. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
754 |
Don't use your pain as a crutch |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
755 |
Well, this is the end of the line in more ways than one. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
756 |
In one second, my leg won't hurt any more. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
757 |
So now that Scalia's gone, how's the Supreme Court gonna rule in Idiots vs MTA? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
758 |
But, it's like I told you last time: What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
759 |
This D Train thing was a disaster for our friendship then, and still is! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
760 |
You still think we're on the right track? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
761 |
This is a handicap sitting zone. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
762 |
Cheaper than moving to Oregon... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
763 |
Now, where was I? Oh, yes - getting you back on track ... |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
764 |
This time, remember to record. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
765 |
I think our hour is up. Same time next week ? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
766 |
It doesn't look like they are going to go around us this time either! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
767 |
... and not only that, it makes really weird tan lines. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
768 |
How do we know this isn't Virtual Reality? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
769 |
You up for some ping pong? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
770 |
You have to be on the tracks to get hit by the train. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
771 |
Let's just hope insurance won't be denied for a pre-existing condition. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
772 |
If you're not committed to the therapeutic relationship, there's not much I can do to help you. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
773 |
You've got to understand physical pain. After that we can move on to your childhood. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
774 |
We are here to pay our respects to Johnie, his last words were watch out for D train. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
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6 |
0 |
1 |
775 |
It's supposed to encourage quicker mobility... |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
776 |
This train delay is really making me rethink this suicide. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
777 |
They'll stop? That's what you said last time! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
778 |
I wouldn't have taken him literally when he said we were on track for retirement. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
779 |
This new company training program is costing me an arm and a leg. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
780 |
SAY "LITERALLY" AGAIN. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
781 |
Well he hasn't stopped yet, I guess I owe you another dollar. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
782 |
I promise . . . if it doesn't work this time, we'll go straight to Oregon. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
783 |
We'll be fine, it's the D train it'll be out of service for at least an hour. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
784 |
I know this sounds like a back-handed compliment, and it is, but this is the best Tinder date I've ever had. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
785 |
Stunt doubles still on strike? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
786 |
I think this prolonged exposure therapy is really working! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
787 |
Are you still having that recurring dream about a light at the end of a tunnel? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
788 |
Oh yeah - the third rail. Now that'll kill you. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
789 |
I love life on the fast track. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
790 |
I really feel that we're close to a breakthrough. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
791 |
On the bright side, I've already met my insurance deductible. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
792 |
Sure, it's noisy, but you can't beat the rent. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
793 |
Are you having that dream again right now? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
794 |
This one track conversation is going nowhere quickly! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
795 |
Remember the good old days when we used to ride this train high on cocaine. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
796 |
Are you sure that was an R&R sign? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
797 |
How much do you think we'll get in the wrongful death lawsuit? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
798 |
Let's call it 'Twentieth century death with dignity.' |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
799 |
When will the renovations to your office be completed? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
800 |
Why don't we do the confrontation session in my office? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
801 |
In our next session , we can cover how facing your fears is the key to happiness... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
802 |
Do you smell the roses? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
803 |
You can never admit you're wrong, can you? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
804 |
Like I said last time, it's all an illusion. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
805 |
" Living in the subway is a little challenging , but it is so convenient " ! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
806 |
I feel like I'm an accident waiting to happen. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
807 |
This is the last time we do acid, right? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
808 |
I'm having second thoughts about this fare increase protest. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
809 |
Watch out for the third rail. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
810 |
Be sure to avoid that third rail, it's a killer. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
811 |
Jumping's overrated. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
812 |
Not to worry, George. New law -- pre-existing conditions are covered. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
813 |
Trust me. I've had excellent results with this kind of trauma re-enactment therapy. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
814 |
This might be a case of rapid transference. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
815 |
5th time's the charm. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
816 |
I was thinking we could conduct this immersion therapy in your office next time Doc. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
817 |
I just can't decide if the insurance payout was worth the trouble. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
818 |
I think it's time to find a new man cave. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
819 |
Now, I'm no genius, but I swear the text said that the settlement conference was on track. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
820 |
I'll remind you that I HAD a nice office until your last aversion therapy session! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
821 |
I'm feeling good vibrations here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
822 |
This should make us more symmetrical. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
823 |
It never occurred to me that the judge would award us the subway car as punitive damages. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
824 |
We should probably get goin'. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
825 |
Sorry—I got priced out of the A tunnel. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
826 |
You are not crazy to believe in peace. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
827 |
Way to go, man. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
828 |
Watch that third rail! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
829 |
This is the part of the therapy where you face your fears. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
830 |
I'm sure we're on the right track now. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
831 |
Yes, doc said our recovery is on 'D,' right track. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
832 |
With this one we should have enough to retire. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
833 |
I think we're on the right track now. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
834 |
I hate accident recreation. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
835 |
"Yup, it's the 3:10 right on time". |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
836 |
Couch or coach ? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
837 |
You know, Harvey, I've always loved your proactive spirit. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
838 |
The train missed us! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
839 |
We'll have to wrap up now: here comes my 10 o'clock. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
840 |
They really should put the bike lane somewhere else. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
841 |
Trainspotting is less pleasurable than I imagined it! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
842 |
Well this time I'm not moving until I see a really good reason to! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
843 |
Sorry, I lost my train of thought. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
844 |
I thought you called an ambulance. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
845 |
It looks like we are having difficulty getting on the right track. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
846 |
Don't worry it's the local |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
847 |
Now we're being left in a tunnel? Could our day get any worse? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
848 |
Trust me - with insurance scams it's third time's the charm. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
849 |
Putting "learning to be fearless" on our bucket lists was not a very good idea. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
850 |
We were just relaxing and minding our own business. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
851 |
Reliving experiences is good for the mind. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
852 |
Under Obamacare this is the only Euthanasia covered. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
853 |
I've never known a conductor to come down so hard on passing gas in the car. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
854 |
Well, time is up for our session. I think we've made a real breakthrough with your phobia! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
855 |
Some morons call it the Death train |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
856 |
Well, it can't get any worse... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
857 |
If I was able, I'd have on clean underwear. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
858 |
Ugh -- I think my health insurance only covers the A and C uptown trains. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
859 |
My attorney asked for more substantial injuries. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
860 |
I know I'm the one lying on the couch, but I'm not sure if this is how exposure therapy works. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
861 |
Look, it's missing one of its front wheels! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
862 |
Watch that third rail. You could get hurt. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
863 |
Do you think this will fulfill our family deductible? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
864 |
I feel like I've been run over by a train. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
865 |
Is it too late to pay the deductible? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
866 |
At last I think I can say with confidence that your treatment is on the right track. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
867 |
Come back and fight! We'll bite off your caboose! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
868 |
Doc said if we stay on track we'll get better faster. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
869 |
How did that make you feel? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
870 |
Hey, the D train is on time fore once. Go figure. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
871 |
Well jumping off a roof didn't work. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
872 |
Quite frankly, it is the noise that bothers me the most. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
873 |
Train Delay? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
874 |
Now that's a fast HMO Express! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
875 |
So what do you think about the new Adele song? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
876 |
Trust me, I'm a doctor. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
877 |
I told you not to sign that timeshare contract. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
878 |
And how does my new office make you feel? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
879 |
Sometimes I wish we had taken the buy out that the city offered. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
880 |
I think we represent the other candidates in this tortured metaphor of the Republican primaries. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
881 |
I say, "Let's give it another 30 minutes, then we'll do the numbers" |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
882 |
Remember: don't touch the third rail. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
883 |
Do you think we're taking this insurance scam too far? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
884 |
So this is Medicare Part D! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
885 |
I told you that with enough trial and error we'd find the end of the line. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
886 |
My lawyer is in the caboose. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
887 |
If at first you don't succeed try again. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
888 |
I know, it's never quite like the first time. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
889 |
This is the second case of crash test dummy delusion that I've seen today! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
890 |
Does the train seem to be smiling? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
891 |
Just sit back and enjoy the ride. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
892 |
Are you sure this is the best way to get train watching into the X Games? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
893 |
Are you sure this is how exposure therapy works doctor? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
894 |
You know, it's not that we're all obsolete so much as that we are all the victims of deferred maintenance. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
895 |
Doc, professionally speaking, is this dream a metaphor for my life, my marriage, or what? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
896 |
They really need to update their emergency brake test. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
897 |
Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga choo choo? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
898 |
These vacations were much worse before Obamacare. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
899 |
Yes, of course our situation is lamentable. But I’ve got some news for you, Harry. Our situation is not nearly as lamentable as the prospect of being struck by a subway car that is rolling toward us even without a set of wheels. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
900 |
Where'd we get off track, Frank? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
901 |
But we still have two days on our Metrocards. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
902 |
Well, we dodged a bullet there! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
903 |
On the bright side, I'm finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
904 |
So in this dream, you're lying on the tracks as a train barrels towards you? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
905 |
Oh come on! What are the odds of the same thing happening twice in the same week? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
906 |
How's your arm? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
907 |
Well Mr. Dillon, it looks like our time is up for today. Same time next week? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
908 |
Damn! I was really hoping it would be the F train. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
909 |
Not sure this is worth the extra leg-room. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
910 |
Perhaps we’re using an old timetable. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
911 |
It's a draw!! You lost a leg, I lost and arm and it lost a wheel. Do you think the car has Medicare? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
912 |
My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
913 |
Man vs. Train: The Final Episode |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
914 |
You see, doc, I keep hearing these loud whistles then I wake up in the hospital. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
915 |
The ad said great light and easy commute. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
916 |
Tell all the boys on 42nd Street that I will soon be there ! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
917 |
This is the last time we are riding economy class. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
918 |
So this was your idea of how to get your life back on track. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
919 |
I'm skeptical about this "Underground New York" tour. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
920 |
Trump kept his promise. The trains run on time! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
921 |
Next time, lets fly! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
922 |
And the definition of insanity is.... |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
923 |
I see we are running over on our time, again. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
924 |
You're lucky you know. You almost hit the third rail setting up your chair. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
925 |
When does disability kick in? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
926 |
Dang! There goes the Club Car! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
927 |
I think we're getting somewhere. Let's try again next week. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
928 |
No, I just attribute it to bad luck. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
929 |
What were we thinking hanging out *in front of* the train before? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
930 |
I've fixed the brake this time. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
931 |
You're right. It's a lot less scary with insurance. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
932 |
I hear this is an up and coming hipster area. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
933 |
They'll start stopping, trust me. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
934 |
You're right, it's hard to pin that one on mom. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
935 |
I'd say you're doomed. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
936 |
No, I don't know the definition of insanity. Why do you ask? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
937 |
I must admit that this immersion therapy is curing my phobia of trains. Now I'm just afraid of doctors. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
938 |
I'm not so sure about this trackupucture |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
939 |
If I also grab my personal third rail, you can charge me for overtime. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
940 |
I guess we should've known the D stood for "Donald" when the wheels started falling off but it still somehow managed to stay on track and break us. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
941 |
Oh, great, it's the local. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
942 |
?? "Pardon me, boy, is that the Chattanooga choo-choo?" ?? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
943 |
Looks like we've run over again. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
944 |
If this video doesn't go viral on YouTube, I may need to go back to work. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
945 |
We miscalculated; I don't think that is Henry driving. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
946 |
Now let's try exploring your relationship with Betty Lou without using props. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
947 |
Anything new? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
948 |
I just don't know if people outside of New York can relate to this. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
949 |
I think this is our stop |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
950 |
Surely there's got to be an easier way to proof the kid's algebra homework, Terry? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
951 |
Whoops! Almost touched the third rail there. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
952 |
I think I just saw a rat! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
953 |
I told you to be nicer to that nurse. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
954 |
I'm startin' to hear that clickity-clackin' again. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
955 |
I told you we shouldn't have mentioned that we're Republicans. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
956 |
She said it should help our PTSD. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
957 |
I thought you said the D didn't run on Easter. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
958 |
You say I am always in this recurring dream of yours? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
959 |
I'd like to step out of your nightmare for just a moment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
960 |
I finally feel like we're on track. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
961 |
After months of failed diagnoses, I still don't think we're on the right track to recovery. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
962 |
Bob, our relationship is really going off the rails. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
963 |
If I'm right, you go back on your meds. If you're right, you get to rewrite Einstein's definition of insanity. Deal? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
964 |
Doc, I admit the Fight Club therapy sessions were good, but I think we're on the wrong track with this one... |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
965 |
Hit us once, shame on us. Hit us twice, we're gonna sue. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
966 |
Whoa, Déjà vu. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
967 |
Well, our group therapy sessions are down to just you now. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
968 |
This is nothing. You should've seen my last VA hospital. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
969 |
If it doesn’t work this time, I’m moving to Oregon. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
970 |
What are the chances of it happening 7 times in a row? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
971 |
Are you sure they said to wait here for the worker's comp guy? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
972 |
We've got to get our obamacare in before the election frank! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
973 |
It would be the last time either of them said "What could possibly go wrong?" |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
974 |
Finally , a nice day, |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
975 |
The prognosis was tunnel vision. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
976 |
One last time...is this train your mother or your father? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
977 |
If this doesn't work, we'll try a Trump rally again. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
978 |
The Lord is my shepherd............... |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
979 |
Our lawyers are going to make a bundle on this. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
980 |
So tell me, how often do you hear trains? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
981 |
Earl, pass the remote |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
982 |
Might as well add "flat" to "broke." |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
983 |
Breakthroughs are always painful. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
984 |
Looks like we will have to pick it up from here in let's say 8 weeks. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
985 |
The rest of the furniture arrives tomorrow. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
986 |
I can't tell if we're coming or going. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
987 |
They say this is the fastest track to the VA hospital. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
988 |
There are better ways to decouple. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
989 |
Exposure therapy is not for everyone. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
990 |
I'm thinking this time is not going to be better! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
991 |
I think we need a better personal injury lawyer for these insurance scams. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
992 |
I hate playing the same track over and over. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
993 |
Typical, just when you find a great seat... |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
994 |
I can't look to the left, is that train coming or going? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
995 |
Assuming you survive the therapy, your risk addiction will be cured. Assuming you survive the therapy, your risk addiction will be cured. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
996 |
Why yes, I do hear a speeding train. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
997 |
As far back as I can remember, my mom would always say "Tommy, you just never learn, do you?" |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
998 |
You sure this is the new underground railroad to Canada's free healthcare? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
999 |
The ADA ramp will pop out in just a second. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1000 |
Fourth time's a charm. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1001 |
Is your rehab on track? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1002 |
Are you sure this makes us stronger? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1003 |
Relax. My GPS is almost always correct. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1004 |
I hope the light at the end of the tunnel is on my left |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1005 |
And here I thought we were finally on the right track... |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1006 |
Forget the consequences. It is the principal of the matter. Sure, we may lose another battle, but we will win the war. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1007 |
I have a new appreciation for riding the rails. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1008 |
Are you sure that's a Timex? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1009 |
We're just about out of time. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1010 |
I live on the other side of the tracks |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1011 |
What are they gonna do? We're Union. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1012 |
It's brake time! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1013 |
My life also started out on the wrong side of the tracks. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1014 |
I feel like I'm in a half-assed cartoon. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1015 |
At least it's quieter than my last apartment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1016 |
Have you ever seen the movie "Trainspotting"? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1017 |
Trainspotting becomes as a contact sport. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1018 |
It's better than sticking around waiting to win the New Yorker Caption Contest. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1019 |
That's nice, but we're here for catharsis, not deja vu. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1020 |
whoa. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1021 |
I understand exactly how you feel. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1022 |
This is not a healthy addiction. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1023 |
Sue for a million? That train just left. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1024 |
We've cured your fear of death! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1025 |
OK, let's see if you can focus and then get back on the right track. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1026 |
I'm 99% sure it's traveling away from us this time. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1027 |
Chair men of the bored. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1028 |
Riding the rails seems much more comfortable these days. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1029 |
What does it say in our contract about being laid off? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1030 |
one more hit, and we can pay for our college. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1031 |
I feel a breakthrough coming. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1032 |
When you said subway sandwich, I thought.... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1033 |
Uh oh. If the "B" train stood for broken bones... |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1034 |
This should satisfy the deductible. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1035 |
Are you sure you signed up for Obamacare? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1036 |
I feel like this exposure therapy thing is actually beginning to work. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1037 |
I don't want to seem like a broken record, but it's time we moved to the right side of the tracks! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1038 |
What makes you think it is a reasonable fear now? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1039 |
I`m not going to rail about living on the tracks. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1040 |
Those upper class hobos don't know what their missing! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1041 |
You sure this'll work?" "Trust me. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1042 |
Next time just *tell* me about your dream. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1043 |
I miss the days when we used to catch ambulances. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1044 |
Yes, nightmare recreation therapy always works. Why do you ask? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1045 |
In hindsight, I don't think it would have worked even if the trains did run on time. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1046 |
Of course this is the proper way to do exposure therapy. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1047 |
What do you think we got wrong last time? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1048 |
Looks like the D is the only thing that's not broken. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1049 |
I've always preferred light rail. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1050 |
Just waiting for the Malbec Train. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1051 |
We can't continue these sessions if you refuse to discuss your fear of trains. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1052 |
This probably isn't covered either. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1053 |
Do you have anything else you want to say? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1054 |
I can't find my transit pass. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1055 |
If this doesn't work, we'll try poison. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1056 |
This might be my last psychology experiment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1057 |
You know honey..I think our ship is finally going to come in. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1058 |
Your accident proneness is getting contagious |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1059 |
I thought you said this was the caboose. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1060 |
Are you sure the doctor wrote T-R-A-C-K-T-I-O-N? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1061 |
I feel so lucky to have found someone with similar interests. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1062 |
Uhh, do we have a back-up plan? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1063 |
Some waiting room. I understand the doctor's in training. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1064 |
Do you think our YouTube video of this will get one million hits? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1065 |
We should just call in sick next time. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1066 |
What we really need is a platform bed. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1067 |
Doc, sorry to drag you into this recurring nightmare of mine. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1068 |
I don't know Doc; it certainly feels real. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1069 |
The D is so unreliable. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1070 |
How many times do we have to go over this, Chuck? If a train leaves the station at 9:15 AM and there are... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1071 |
Ghandi would have loved us. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1072 |
I find the vibrations extremely relaxing. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1073 |
They're not going to pull that eminent domain thing on us. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1074 |
I refuse to believe that a New York train is on time. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1075 |
Their triage was good as far as it went! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1076 |
"I say dear fellow, don't touch the third rail. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1077 |
Sounds like a Tornado coming. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1078 |
Trains are my hobby |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1079 |
We'll continue next week. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1080 |
Good thing we don't have jobs, cuz protesting is hard work. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1081 |
The Mindfullness Gap |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1082 |
-There you go, I just lost my train of thought. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1083 |
Sometimes immersion therapy can be a tad intense. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1084 |
It's all so random. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1085 |
I'm beginning to have second thoughts on your exposure therapy. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1086 |
are you sure this is the only way we will get coverage? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1087 |
If we can make it here, we can make it anywhere. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1088 |
My life's work was getting this chaise lounge through a turnstile. What do I do now? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1089 |
Trust me. It'll stop this time. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1090 |
It's the new way of testing operators' response time. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1091 |
So much for 'third-time-lucky'. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1092 |
'The lower cost of underground psychotherapy is a result of increased risk." |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1093 |
I'm not moving again. You? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1094 |
If it doesn't kill you...it'll make you stronger. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1095 |
Now how does one conquer their fears? Head on. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1096 |
Now you know why the D train never runs on time. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1097 |
Yes, it's a risk, but think of how exciting it is to live on the West Side! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1098 |
we'd best be moving along before the cartoonist finishes putting wheels on that subway car |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1099 |
Oh busses are a piece of cake. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1100 |
I wasn't into rehab either. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1101 |
Are you sure this is what the therapist meant when he said: "Get back on track." |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1102 |
At least he's in-network. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1103 |
I asked for which doctor's office has the shortest wait time. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1104 |
Doctor, seems we're not on the right track this session. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1105 |
Psychologically, we're making progress. But physically... |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1106 |
I guess they fixed the signal problems. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1107 |
Maybe we should worry less about the symbolism. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1108 |
It looks like our hour is up. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1109 |
I would prefer the 'A' train. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1110 |
This should work better than sitting in the bike lane did. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1111 |
Normally I use the 'A' train. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1112 |
Would you mind switching seats? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1113 |
Still beats the bus. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1114 |
Where do you see yourself in all this? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1115 |
Knowing what kind of a temper Cheney has, you still had to mention the missing wheels. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1116 |
Trust me, this time the video will go viral. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1117 |
Could be worse. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1118 |
There has to be a better way to get our lives back on track |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1119 |
You sure this will move us up on the V.A.'s backlog? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1120 |
Are you sure pre-existing conditions are covered? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1121 |
Next time we Uber, ok? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1122 |
D-Day, Part Two. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1123 |
Break time! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1124 |
Beats being at a Donald Trump rally. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1125 |
Wrong side of the tracks again! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
1126 |
Sticking my thumb out doesn't seem to be working either. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1127 |
Tarmac on Tuesday? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1128 |
I get that your childhood was a trainwreck but I'm not sure reconstructing the memory is helping. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
1129 |
Sometimes, a train is just a train. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1130 |
We could use a transfer. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1131 |
Ok, already. I get it. You're a self- sabotager. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1132 |
We're testing the dummies on board. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1133 |
You call this progress? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1134 |
But on the other hand it is convenient, |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1135 |
Fatal a-track-tion... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
1136 |
This isn't what I meant by 'see you on the other side.' |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1137 |
I hate waiting for trains, don't you? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
1138 |
Well Jim, looks like we picked the wrong place to convalesce. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
1139 |
This aversion therapy will definitely help you get over your fear of trains. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
1140 |
OK, so I was wrong last time...but this is definitely the High Line. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1141 |
So if we live we'll finally be covered by our insurance plan? Cool. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1142 |
It's all about safety first. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1143 |
Can we please just fake a slip in a supermarket next time? |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
1144 |
You're positive Guinness has a record for this?! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
1145 |
Let's try one more time to revisit your subway-phobia. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
1146 |
Do you smell urine? |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
1147 |
This is my last one. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1148 |
Not only that, I'm also developing a vitamin D deficiency. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
1149 |
This is the only thing that alleviates my depression. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1150 |
This commute is killing me. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1151 |
Are you sure workers' comp covers pre-existing conditions? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1152 |
Good idea, these lounge chairs. This way, they can't say we're accident prone. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1153 |
90-10 he doesn't stop in time. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1154 |
One can only hope that the second time around will be more successful |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1155 |
I'm thinking now that the N train will be a bit of a stretch for us. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
1156 |
If it backs over us we can sue for double! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1157 |
I think it's time you approach your therapy with a little more urgency. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1158 |
I prefer the express. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1159 |
I dunno, Marty - what do you want to do tonight? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
1160 |
Negotiating with management is no longer a Win-Win. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1161 |
I miss the old days. Carrying signs. Maybe throwing a rock or two. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
1162 |
I think they call it out-patient treatment now. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1163 |
It only hurts when they pass. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1164 |
Did Frank Underwood recommend you? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
1165 |
Maybe we should just meet at a coffee shop, like everyone else? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
1166 |
This never gets old. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1167 |
Family as primary care givers is not a good plan. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
1168 |
Next year, I pick the vacation spot. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
1169 |
It still beats paying for HBO. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
1170 |
I told you we're on the wrong track. This is the D train. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1171 |
Are you sure that's the back of the train? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1172 |
Shoot, we missed our train once again. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
1173 |
This didn't work out last time either. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1174 |
Don't get too comfortable. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
1175 |
You're right, this is way better than taking the F. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1176 |
How'd that miss? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1177 |
I've got a bad feeling about this exposure therapy. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1178 |
Not to worry; Accident Prone Disorder is my specialty. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1179 |
You'll feel a little pinch. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1180 |
See you on the other side of the tracks. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1181 |
Next time, I'm going to read the fine print on those discharge forms. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1182 |
Oh, you have a fear of *planes*! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1183 |
We're trying to be the first New Yorkers to get hit by every train. 3 down, 19 to go. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1184 |
It's painful for me too, but this won't work unless we stay on track. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1185 |
Let's see them try to settle this one in Small Claims. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1186 |
With our HMO we should have paid for the private room. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1187 |
It'd be kinda nice being in there right now wouldn't it? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1188 |
Our other clinic is in Monument Valley |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1189 |
I hope they have sorted this couch to train service |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1190 |
Only eight more times until Cats is off Broadway |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1191 |
They said we should take the A train |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1192 |
My doctorate is from Harvard but I'm training in New York. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1193 |
It's not as safe to wait for the D train here, but at least it smells better than the platform. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1194 |
What makes you think that this time will be any different? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1195 |
Third time better be the charm. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1196 |
My doctor says I'll be able to get out of rehab real soon! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1197 |
Just because you feel my pain doesn't mean you understand me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1198 |
Whatever you do, don't touch the third rail. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1199 |
They did say that trainees would be taking care of us. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1200 |
So tell me about your fear of being hit by a train |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1201 |
i think i can-in confidence-confirm, mr egglesby- that yours is an authentic case of 'one-track-mind' |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1202 |
You'll have to speak up. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1203 |
Wait, you don't have life insurance? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1204 |
Man, I wish I knew how to quit you! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1205 |
Life should only be so easy ! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1206 |
Try to relax... another train should be coming through soon. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1207 |
We should be able to retire after this one. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1208 |
Do you think SPF 50 is enough for now? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1209 |
Yeah, we missed it but you still can't say we've never caught a break. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1210 |
No, you're not insane because you're expecting it to be a little different this time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1211 |
Tell me again--how this will make us rich. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1212 |
With this final exercise, your desensitation will be complete. You will be cured of your siderodromophobia and can live a normal, healthy life. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1213 |
I think it's safe to say that we both a break though. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1214 |
How is this train staying upright on only one rail and with wheels only on one side? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1215 |
Let's continue where we left off last time...you were talking about your sense of doom, hmm? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1216 |
These casts really are indestructible! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1217 |
Your fears are genuine and deep-seated. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1218 |
I call it 'extreme rebirthing.' |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1219 |
OK, now concentrate and visualize what the train wheels looked like on the other side |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1220 |
If I'm still afraid of trains after this session I'm asking for my money back. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1221 |
NOT to worry the train is NEVER on time! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1222 |
He did say it was "On the D-train". |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1223 |
Where else you gonna get part-time and benefits? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1224 |
Is that the front or the back. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1225 |
So in this dream did it hurt when the train hit you? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1226 |
They never give us a full 15 minute break anymore. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1227 |
Hey, Uber didn't work so great in the beginning either. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1228 |
On the other hand, it's rent controlled. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1229 |
I'm going downtown--on the express. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1230 |
Our new vacation policy really hurts. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1231 |
The bnb's owner asked me to mention his proximity to local transportation in my review! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1232 |
Rest before the D train, they said. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1233 |
This is not what I meant by alfresco dining |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1234 |
I'm beginning to question the wisdom of LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1235 |
This is definitely in network |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1236 |
Your therapy is right on track. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1237 |
Maybe now we'll meet our deductible. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1238 |
You are sure we have reached the annual maximum out-of-pocket insurance co-payments? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1239 |
One more session aught to be enough to overcome your fear of trains. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1240 |
They usually stop. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1241 |
I admire the tagger's use of shadow and light |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1242 |
I think the D Train is more reliable |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1243 |
I'm afraid our time is almost up. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1244 |
I think you're afraid of confrontation |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1245 |
Do you think the "D" takes us to the hospital? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1246 |
We'll be downtown in no time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1247 |
Batman to Superman: It's showtime now. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1248 |
Not to worry sweetheart, our insurance covers pre-existing conditions. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1249 |
I'm just trying to make meaning from experience. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1250 |
Ever feel like your life has come off the rails? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1251 |
I've woken up in worse places. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1252 |
"Hows your day going"? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1253 |
Well, Gary, let's hope the third time's the charm for these life insurance policies. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1254 |
This is not what I meant when I said that we should downsize and travel more. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1255 |
Doc, I'm not sure this re-enactment therapy is the best idea.... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1256 |
You were right, we should have just taken a cab |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1257 |
The 5:24 is right on time--unfortunately. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1258 |
I thought 'Watch the Gap' was just for the riders. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1259 |
There's nothing to worry about. This train's never on time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1260 |
'I'm pretty sure we're on the right side of the tracks now.' |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1261 |
Learning to face your fears sounds so good on paper. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1262 |
If this train left the station 20 minutes ago, how long will it take the ambulance to meet us at the next one? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1263 |
Sorry, you were saying about the accident? I momentarily lost your train of thought... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1264 |
Certainly, but dig deeper. This fear of trains comes from something that happened during your childhood. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1265 |
It's transference not transference |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1266 |
I really feel they need to be clearer about what they mean by a 'training analysis.' |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1267 |
I hope you are right that the D Train has better insurance. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1268 |
You know what? A low deductible is not the be-all and end-all of insurance. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1269 |
I don't know what's worse, housing costing a figurative or a literal arm and a leg. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1270 |
My pain management doctor says I'm on the right track to recovery. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1271 |
Wow...Medicare Plan D is more expensive than I thought. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1272 |
Do you still want a second opinion? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1273 |
Eventually you'll begin to _fear_ getting hit by the train. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1274 |
'Get right back on that horse' sounded good at the time! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1275 |
I really hate reenacting my dreams. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1276 |
'' Where was Superman when we needed him.'' |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1277 |
The D train is late today. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1278 |
But people always said we had tunnel vision. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1279 |
So it's the D again--we'll continue this on the other side this time, sliding scale. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1280 |
Tell him to stop! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1281 |
Second time lucky. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1282 |
Doc, this is the perfect location to talk about my past! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1283 |
It's like waiting for the Republican presidential nominee to be announced |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1284 |
" That railroad pension plan isn't as good as I had hope it would be". |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1285 |
I'd feel better if that "D" were changed to an "R." |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1286 |
Exposure therapy takes time. But perhaps we should have started with your social anxieties. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1287 |
Remember the last time we tried to flag down the D train? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1288 |
I told the ambulance driver that I won't be able to train for a while! I'm not sure he understood! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1289 |
The D Train is early today. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1290 |
It’s just one damn train after another. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1291 |
Last time I took the A-train and all I got was this lousy cast. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1292 |
Nah, we have plenty of time it's an NJ Transit train |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1293 |
I'm thinking sky diving next. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1294 |
Enough about your mother. Now, tell me your first memories about your father." |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1295 |
I think these lounge chairs hurt our credibility in court |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1296 |
We should have given that Red Cap a tip. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1297 |
Same time next week? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1298 |
Let me stop it with my cast! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1299 |
It was a hell of a ride. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1300 |
Beach is a state of mind |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1301 |
Being an immigrant sucks |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1302 |
Sorry doc, my insurance doesn't have triple indemnity. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1303 |
Dr. Mortimer's dream theory suffers a major setback. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1304 |
No, thinking about ones mortality is actually very common. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1305 |
Facing fears is important. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1306 |
They don't make locomotives the way they used to. In the old days, we'd have still been in the hospital for another two or three weeks. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1307 |
In this job market even an unpaid internship makes sense. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1308 |
Today I'm going to have to cut you off early. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1309 |
Somehow train watching isn't what I expected. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1310 |
This time we get it right! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1311 |
As avid locomotive enthusiasts, Dave and Tom never stopped to question their devotion. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1312 |
Do you think the Union Lawyers will believe us? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1313 |
This is the first time you mentioned your father... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1314 |
I know this is painful for you, but it is nothing compared to Manhattan Office rental rates. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1315 |
This is going to cost us an arm and a leg! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1316 |
Maybe we should rethink this Airbnb, the location is great, but... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1317 |
I don't think this is what doc meant by traction. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1318 |
Like they say: 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again' |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1319 |
This time we'll show that the Affordable Care Act is a scam!!! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1320 |
Sometimes I just feel I'm on the wrong track... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1321 |
At least we gave as good as we got. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1322 |
Time's up. Now if you excuse me I have another patient waiting on track 9. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1323 |
This is us. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1324 |
Same light at the end of the tunnel as last time. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1325 |
My disability has almost run out. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1326 |
You won't have to worry about the bill. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1327 |
That was unexpected. Have you seen the movie Ghost? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1328 |
In spite of the occasional intrusions, it's a decent place. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1329 |
Well, I guess there are worse things that could happen. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1330 |
That's the last time I use Craigslist. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1331 |
I think we've made some great breakthroughs today. Unfortunately, we are out of time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1332 |
This is D end.... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1333 |
It could always be worse. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1334 |
Thank goodness for Obamacare. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1335 |
I told you we should of used Uber to go to the clinic. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1336 |
I don't think it's so much the bandages, our our proximity to the trains, I just don't think we're catching the kind of rays in here we had expected. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1337 |
As long as the “lightning only strikes once” idea holds, we should be ok. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1338 |
I guess this is what passes for healthcare these days. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1339 |
We'll have to change at 145th street to the "A" to get to Presbyterian Medical Center on 168th street. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1340 |
You must face your fears of getting run over by a train, even if you do get run over by a train. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1341 |
To management, "Request additional 6 months sick leave, starting tomorrow." |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1342 |
I'm starting to question our physical therapist's tactics. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1343 |
Once again, it looks like our time is up. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1344 |
This is not what I had in mind when I said "I share your pain". |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1345 |
Perfectly safe as long as you don't touch the third rail, why do you ask? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1346 |
It's all about the gentle warm breeze. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1347 |
I wonder if Donald Trump will pay the driver's legal fees? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1348 |
This is the last time I play Chicken with you. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1349 |
This is The MTA with an important message: There has been a regression on the track. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1350 |
I feel that the train hallucination is becoming more real |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1351 |
"This is the best hospital, isn't it Larry?" (by Frances Bell, age 6) |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1352 |
Maybe we should have taken the "B" train? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1353 |
We're just a couple of guys with some LOCO motives. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1354 |
I've always wanted track lighting |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1355 |
…and in sharing your fears, they begin to lose their power. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1356 |
What would James Bond do? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1357 |
You getting any R & R ? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1358 |
I dunno Bob, I just feel like Trump speaks for me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1359 |
We've learned that your fears are very real. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1360 |
We're on the right track for a workman's comp settlement. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1361 |
I thought that "third rail" thing was simply a figure of speech....... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1362 |
You can take a taxi if you want to. I am waiting right here for d' ambulance. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1363 |
The MTA is gonna strike again |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1364 |
What doesn't kill you... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1365 |
If this doesn't get us into Guinness, I'm done. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1366 |
Second time is the charm. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1367 |
Come on ya dumb train, double or nothin'. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1368 |
Maybe we should switch to the local. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1369 |
This is what we get for enrolling in Medicare Part D? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1370 |
The air down here is going to kill us one of these days. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1371 |
D train's a mite early today. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1372 |
Don't you think it's time we gave up train spotting. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1373 |
I think we're both suffering from a one-track mind. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1374 |
Still doubt the power of positive thinking? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1375 |
I told you--we both get hurt when there's transference. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1376 |
What are the odds of this happening twice, right? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1377 |
Sometimes, I just feel accident-prone. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1378 |
So then she said it was time for 'exposure therapy'... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1379 |
I hope you have enough pain pills left for both of us. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1380 |
Time to stop blaming others for problems. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1381 |
Its like i said, Frank. 'Lay down on the couch and I'll show you my big D. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1382 |
A light at the end of the tunnel indeed. Be careful what you wish for... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1383 |
You said you wanted a recliner that vibrates. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1384 |
Third time's a charm, right? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1385 |
We'll be safe here, if the train goes any further it goes into the washing station. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1386 |
I paid extra for the lounge car. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1387 |
Now, I think we're all feeling a little hurt after last week's session. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1388 |
Tell me about your biggest fear. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1389 |
I hope Obama Care covers train wrecks. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1390 |
We might not like it, but Pres. Trump's made the trains run on time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1391 |
I love living at the last stop. You don't have to rush to catch the train. It always travels in your direction. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1392 |
My staycation has it all: saving money, beating crowds, avoiding sun exposure. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1393 |
With this we should be able to meet our deductible. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1394 |
Maybe we'll finally meet our deductible. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1395 |
No way this train arrives on time twice in a row. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1396 |
And this is still safer than a Trump rally. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1397 |
I never knew train-spotting in a city would be such a dangerous hobby. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1398 |
It's on time, but shouldn't we be on the platform? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1399 |
We should have taken the A train. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1400 |
Usually it's a little girl telling me I can fly, but whatever. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1401 |
Are you sure this is an express train....? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1402 |
Lightning doesn't strike twice, huh? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1403 |
See - it can't be real if it doesn't have wheels in both sides. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1404 |
It still beats than the crowds at the High Line. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1405 |
3 down 99,997 to go. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1406 |
Really? I prefer Blonde on Blon.....oh. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1407 |
Oh God, here we go again. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1408 |
OK ... one more time ... you hear a rumble and a screech of brakes ... and then what? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1409 |
Lightning never strikes twice. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1410 |
Yeah, one of these weeks they'll be movin' this old subway car, and we'll hafta find another place to reminisce... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1411 |
When did you first realize your life was off track? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1412 |
Then I figured, how much worse can it get? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1413 |
The "D" stand for we're dead man and don't be late! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1414 |
I'm finally getting my life on track. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1415 |
They always return to the scene of the crime. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1416 |
We'll get it right this time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1417 |
I don't care if it is rent controlled, its' time to move. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1418 |
I feel like we're finally getting back on track... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1419 |
The 'Subway Fixer Upper' is right on time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1420 |
If those suckers lived here they'd be home by now! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1421 |
I don't know Doc'... I'm beginning to suspect that this isn't the best way for me to get over my fear of trains... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1422 |
Again, sometimes a train is just a train. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1423 |
Maybe this one won't hit me as hard as my divorce. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1424 |
My wife says I'm careless but I tell her I just have really bad luck. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1425 |
After this, our health insurance will finally pay for everything. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1426 |
Aren't you happy? This way we save the airfare to Oregon. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1427 |
We should have tried this the first time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1428 |
Practice makes perfect |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1429 |
It's better to get hit with it all at once. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1430 |
The doctor said we shouldn't move. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1431 |
Sometimes I feel like I keep setting myself up. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1432 |
Here's to a speedy recovery. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1433 |
This isn't a tenure track position. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1434 |
By golly, Bob, we've finally trained them! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1435 |
Not MY president. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1436 |
Next week, can I confront my fear of the B train? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1437 |
Why does the D train hurt more than the others? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1438 |
There has to be an easier way to make a living other that suing the subway company for pain and suffering. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1439 |
Unfortunately it looks like our time is just about up. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1440 |
Where'd you say Verna got the name of that ambulance chaser? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1441 |
Volunteers test new battleground casts |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1442 |
No one forced you to hire the guy who teaches people to face their fears head-on. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1443 |
Well now we know what the 'D' stands for... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1444 |
I have come to the unexpected conclusion that your anxieties are well founded. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1445 |
My lawyer says if I can keep faking it I am on track for a big settlement. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1446 |
Thank goodness, this time it's a local and not the express. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1447 |
It's the price you pay for living life in the fast lane. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1448 |
Are you sure we're on the right track? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1449 |
We'll get a free ride now |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1450 |
Hombre , it's not the speed , it' the direction ... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1451 |
He must know all the handicapped parking spots were taken |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1452 |
But as we established last week, the Subway DOES exist. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1453 |
Maybe it will be different this time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1454 |
Don't worry, you won't find a D train here, they take the bridge. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1455 |
They said physical therapy might hurt. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1456 |
Their first attempt at suicide wasn't a success, so... "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again", said by the famous William E. Hickson. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1457 |
Let's call off the bet. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1458 |
Been feeling rundown as usual, doc. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1459 |
I definitely thought they said brains. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1460 |
If only hospitals had an express service. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1461 |
If he backs up, our health care insurance carrier will drop us for sure. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1462 |
Yeah, 'Blood On The Tracks' was my favorite Dylan album too! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1463 |
I wonder what the D stands for? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1464 |
Darn, I'm not supposed to move this arm. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1465 |
How 'bout those Mets? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1466 |
Just don't touch the third rail. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1467 |
Don't take this lying down. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1468 |
Okay, today's exercise should clear up your siderodromophobia |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1469 |
This was the cheapest office that I could afford. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1470 |
IF YOU DONT SUCEED THE FIRST TIME, TRY TRY AGAIN |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1471 |
Do you still advise me to live in the moment and not worry about the future? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1472 |
After this I think we'll be ready to tackle your fear the of heights. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1473 |
Yes, I'm sure these sessions will deal with your phobia. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1474 |
Did you check to see if our policy excludes preexisting conditions? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1475 |
I still believe it: what doesn't kill you ... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1476 |
Remember, they can't turn you away just because you have a pre-existing condition. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1477 |
I get claustrophobic in tunnels. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1478 |
This new insurance company stinks. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1479 |
Okay, this time, just imagine it's moving. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1480 |
Well, I am convinced that your Siderodromophobia is based in reality. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1481 |
I think I'll go back to helping sex addicts. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1482 |
She self-identifies as a monorail. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1483 |
I just feel like I'm on the wrong track. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1484 |
In these times of uncertainty, I find the inevitability of a moving train to be oddly reassuring. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1485 |
I know I need to quit this, but I'm not sure I've hit 'rock bottom' yet. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1486 |
The D train is the fastest way to Yankee Stadium. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1487 |
I'm going for full retirement - last time the jury only awarded me half million dollars. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1488 |
And what does this 'big train' remind you of? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1489 |
What did I say before we left? You're just gonna have to hold in it now. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1490 |
...and this is a recurring dream? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1491 |
You know, it didn't stop the first time... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1492 |
Oh Crap! Not again. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1493 |
Next time Fred... You sit in the front seat... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1494 |
My father always said you came from the wrong side of the tracks. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1495 |
I heard that. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1496 |
I know a really great place to be on life support. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1497 |
Oh well. See you on the other side! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1498 |
okay , here is how shock therapy works |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1499 |
I know our little scheme looked good on paper, but somehow I feel we've overlooked something in its execution. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1500 |
We just can't catch a break. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1501 |
No problem, we're at 206th street. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1502 |
I "I'm beginning to regret that 'Doctors without MetroCards' joke I made at the ER. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1503 |
I hear the drivers will meet the track workers soon to go over our complaint. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1504 |
I don't understand why so few people are showing up to our support group |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1505 |
Well, there's always parachute-less skydiving. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1506 |
Patient exhibits signs of derailment. What color tie should I wear tomorrow? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1507 |
Our ambulance chaser will be here momentarily on E. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1508 |
Suddenly, being on the wrong side of the tracks doesn't sound so bad! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1509 |
The view from this Airbnb isn't that much better than the last one. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1510 |
Let's go for broke. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1511 |
On the bright side, the rent is affordable. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1512 |
Train workers never strike twice! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1513 |
These helmets are great! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1514 |
I'm pretty sure they said the MTA have the best coverage |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1515 |
Are you absolutely sure eminent domain works like this? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1516 |
I feel we're on track for a speedy recovery. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1517 |
I forwarded my mail to your house. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1518 |
D Train's latest hits. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1519 |
Looks like they fixed that switch |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1520 |
You know Frank. This didn't work out too well the first time so explain to me why we're doing it again. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1521 |
...just one more leg to go! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1522 |
Break time is about over. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1523 |
I'm not too bad. How about yourself? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1524 |
I couldn't imagine being anything other than a stuntman. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1525 |
Sooner or later we need to find Zoe! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1526 |
The view is not too good but it is close to Metro. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1527 |
Still less painful then going through our insurance. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1528 |
...and the insurance company won't suspect a thing!!! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1529 |
I'll prove to you that it wasn't the third rail. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1530 |
Doctor, I went along with your fear of heights therapy, but I’m having second thought about this. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1531 |
THE RESORT FOR DEDICATED RAILROAD WORKERS ON DISABILITY |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1532 |
D Train! D Train! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1533 |
If we don't win a Guinness World Record this time, I'm out. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1534 |
Wow this television is really realistic! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1535 |
I am not sure the insurance company is going to buy this. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1536 |
Ahhh...here it comes...three months in a nice hospital bed....three squares a day...pretty nurses...What could be better? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1537 |
I know our last session was traumatic, but I think we're on the right track this time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1538 |
I had a great job and a wonderful girlfriend in Paris, but I missed all this. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1539 |
I'm not sure everything is better with alcohol. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1540 |
I kept telling you: See something say something! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1541 |
Relax - we're nowhere near the third rail. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1542 |
We should have voted for Frank Underwood. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1543 |
Uh Oh! It has that smile again! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1544 |
You gotta cigarette? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1545 |
finally, an end to our suffering. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1546 |
Looks like the train is going dangerously fast again. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1547 |
Describe to me again, the moment you saw the light. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1548 |
Too bad our insurance won't pay for a better rehab facility. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1549 |
Let's keep our recovery on track. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1550 |
Next time we occupy Wall Street, I vote we work the main level. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1551 |
We're covered, as long as this is a local. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1552 |
that's the last time I buy "baggage class"!!! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1553 |
I'm starting to understand why the rent is so good. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1554 |
(Sound of train screeching to a halt) "Previously on Subway Post-Op..." |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1555 |
Don't worry, if you don't survive I won't bill. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1556 |
Can't afford to move. We're broke. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1557 |
Well, as Einstein said, 'Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.' |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1558 |
Is this the train waiting for the wrecks that have already happened? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1559 |
Just stay away from the third rail. That's really dangerous. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1560 |
Your anxieties are of a common, yet surprisingly vivid character. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1561 |
Just finished reading Anna Karenina. I'll text her back. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1562 |
Did you leave a note for the therapist? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1563 |
Providing we eschew rats and the third rail, the place is quite commodious. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1564 |
I'm sure glad our year of living dangerously is almost over. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1565 |
I am being rail lazy today! I wish there wouldn't be any trains going through every 5 seconds. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1566 |
I mean, what are the chances? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1567 |
Well, look on the bright side. The train didn't come off unscathed. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1568 |
We'll be at Coney Island in no time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1569 |
I don't think this therapy is working on my fear of trains. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1570 |
We should've waited for the express. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1571 |
Have you overcome your fear of train tracks yet? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1572 |
As Dorothy Parker said, 'The Bronx, no thonx.' |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1573 |
If you see something, say something. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1574 |
Stranger Under A Train |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1575 |
We'll be at the ER in 15 minutes or less, I betcha! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1576 |
Once again, I feel as though we are on the wrong track |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1577 |
That ride cost us some arms and some legs. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1578 |
I know the MTA provides sick leave, Haversham, but I really need to finish installing those right rear wheels! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1579 |
Third time will be the charm. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1580 |
Again? You need remedial psychology "training"? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1581 |
Sometimes I just feel like we're at the end of the line |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1582 |
Sure the furniture is nice, but still I'm a little uncomfortable. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1583 |
I think it's time we had another break. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1584 |
yeah... under my new PPO this is the best room I can get |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1585 |
Let's go over this whole "lightning never strikes twice" theory of yours again ... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1586 |
Ya' can't beat the rent! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1587 |
Once again, I respectfully state that you are on the wrong train of thought. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1588 |
File it under the, "Lightning don't strike twice rule." We're good. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1589 |
You're making great progress John. I think we can talk politics again. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1590 |
Oh well, the five ten should be along in a few minutes! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1591 |
You should see what happened with Dave and the 4 train last week. Damn near paid off his house. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1592 |
Relax, we're taking the 'A' train. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1593 |
I'm glad we signed up for the Dr. Kevorkian plan. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1594 |
"D" as in "Deja vu". |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1595 |
It's a good training. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1596 |
Maybe we'll catch a break. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1597 |
Looks like we're out of time again. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1598 |
You would think it had learned by now |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1599 |
Well, I guess we won't make the sale at Ikea. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1600 |
See, train watching isn't safer than bungee jumping. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1601 |
Well, at least he made the trains run on time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1602 |
I don't forsee that being an issue. But, I'm not exactly known for my foresight. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1603 |
This should resolve your trust issues once and for all. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1604 |
This isn't bad...you should see how workman's comp works in my country. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1605 |
Why did I procrastinate on my suicide note? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1606 |
Same old same old |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1607 |
Thank heavens we're Canadian. That would have taken six months in the States |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1608 |
Is it me or do you hear something, too? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1609 |
Still, it's less crowded than the Highline. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1610 |
They can't deny us for benefits after this... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1611 |
It's a D-line fracture. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1612 |
Perhaps its time to call our real estate agent |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1613 |
I wish we could get untracked. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1614 |
The D train's killing me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1615 |
The price you pay for extra leg room. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1616 |
I guess this really wraps it up. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1617 |
Did you call the trial lawyers? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1618 |
I'm just glad we get to go out as a penis joke. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1619 |
This Augmented Reality tech is brilliant. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1620 |
They say the third suicide attempt' the charm |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1621 |
Now visualize a safe place. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1622 |
I know you are trying to cure me from my phobia of trains, but this just isn't working. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1623 |
"I told you that we should have taken the "A" Train! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1624 |
Let's talk about who might be enabling your suicidal tendencies.... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1625 |
The wheels came off my campaign early. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1626 |
I feel an epiphany coming! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1627 |
Well I think this new Obamacare plan sucks! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1628 |
This waiting room will be the death of us. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1629 |
Doctor,my wife says I'm a train wreck waiting to happen |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1630 |
I've decided cognitive therapy is probably the way to go |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1631 |
Might get a little chilly at night but wait til they crank her up, it's positively invigorating. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1632 |
Your training is almost complete. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1633 |
Yup, we are beside ourselves with itch. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1634 |
I believe some dreams should be repressed. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1635 |
That car sure came out of nowhere. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1636 |
They give me Medicare on line |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1637 |
They say lightning never strikes twice. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1638 |
Okay honey, third time's a charm. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1639 |
Don't worry. We're covered for pre-existing conditions. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1640 |
This form of euthanasia takes a lot longer than I thought! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1641 |
I always feel worse going to Brooklyn than arriving from it. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1642 |
See you on the other side, Frank. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1643 |
Don't worry. I've got malpractice insurance up the ying yang. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1644 |
Look! If we dive forward, we're saved! No wheels of the left side! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1645 |
Are you sure were covered for this? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1646 |
These local trains are going to be the death of me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1647 |
All things considered, though, you can't beat the $800 a month rent. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1648 |
No better place to be in traction than the tracks. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1649 |
You're always getting off on the wrong track! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1650 |
I thought you said— |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1651 |
This is what we should have tried to begin with. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1652 |
Retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1653 |
I prefer the sex dreams. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1654 |
D service was rerouted due to trauma on the tracks. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1655 |
The only people who care about us are geeks who read the New Yorker Magazine jokes. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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1656 |
Our ongoing investigation of Zeno's Paradox may be about to reach its-- |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1657 |
Tell me what the "D" stands for again. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1658 |
I like to imagine that it could have been worse. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1659 |
When did you first notice these "feelings" ? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1660 |
You just HAD to try the little red button, huh? Feel better? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1661 |
We're safe until someone adds the wheels |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1662 |
For our next session I'd prefer going back to the Niagara Falls barrel. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1663 |
Don't worry Quantum Mechanics says we are here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1664 |
Isn't this a little extreme doc...couldn't we just move from America to get away from Trump? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1665 |
Shouldn't we have set up over there? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1666 |
I knew your travel Web site would somehow end up costing us an arm and a leg. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1667 |
Don't worry, it's the D train. We still have an eternity. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1668 |
Did your attorney explain how this would all play out? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1669 |
Forget the sidelines, we're sitting on the line. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1670 |
I'm pretty sure this is the back of the train. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1671 |
I'm telling you for the last time, no more double dares! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1672 |
Yes, it has its challenges, but it's the only place I can afford in Manhattan. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1673 |
Is that your stomach growling? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1674 |
I told you the D train was always on schedule, you owe me five dollars. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1675 |
Exposure therapy only works if you want it to work.....and if you survive. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1676 |
I guess that grateful dead song was more than just a warning. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1677 |
Mass transit--the sport of masochists. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1678 |
Actually this is not as bizarre as a train with no wheels on one side. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1679 |
Want to up the bet to ten bucks, who's got the better coverage ? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1680 |
See? Doesn't it feel good to face things head on? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1681 |
If my calculations are right he's five minutes early |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1682 |
Now for our final Systematic Desensitization session. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1683 |
I see my protest also as a lifestyle. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1684 |
Rail travel cost an arm and a leg these days |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1685 |
Still beats coach. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1686 |
They weren't kidding when they said the lounge is in the rear. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1687 |
will it hurt? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1688 |
At least the worst is over. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1689 |
You really have to keep getting outside your comfort zone. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1690 |
Well Doc, like I told you in our last session, I feel as if everyone is out to get me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1691 |
You sure this is the best way to get worker's comp? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1692 |
``If you say `wrong place, wrong time' once more, I'll scream.'' |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1693 |
What makes you think we've been railroaded? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1694 |
Confronting your fear of heights went well, so let's talk about your obsession with trains and tunnels. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1695 |
It's a shame they moved us out here. I hear the A train treats their casualties a lot better. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1696 |
I know that I was wrong about the freeway, but we should be safe here. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1697 |
This will conclude our thearpy sessions. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1698 |
At least it was nice of them to give us their seats. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1699 |
This way we can say that we've lived and died on the railroad. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1700 |
So much of life is just down to luck. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1701 |
I continue to be haunted by my recent past. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1702 |
You must be dying for that cast to come off. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1703 |
The nurse said this is the waiting room, right? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1704 |
And so you're saying that *this time*, for sure, it's all in my mind? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1705 |
Third time's the charm. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1706 |
Remember, the train is more afraid of you than you are of it. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1707 |
With a little help we can take this to Coney Island. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1708 |
I know we're skipping around the list, but today we will be focusing on your selaphobia, phonophobia, and musophobia. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1709 |
I'm not in it for the money. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1710 |
I just can't continue to repeat your past with you... |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1711 |
This should get 'er done. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1712 |
That blast of air before impact is quite refreshing. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1713 |
I really think we should stop meeting like this. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1714 |
You know, I'm too beginning to doubt the efficacy of exposure therapy. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1715 |
Ugh, not this again... No, Bob, I don't hear anything. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1716 |
It helps me keep track of when the hour's up. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1717 |
Every time we get comfortable.... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1718 |
Relax. My chiropractor calls it "aversion therapy". |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1719 |
Coney Island freak shows, here we come! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1720 |
Well, here's hoping the express packs more of a punch than the local. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1721 |
I don't think this is the best way to cure your phobia of trains. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1722 |
"D"etails matter. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1723 |
Not to worry. Donald said he was going to take great care of the wounded vets. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1724 |
Doc, I know you believe in exposure therapy, but I'm starting to wonder if we couldn't find a better place for our weekly sessions. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1725 |
No more messing around with golf carts. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1726 |
Do you still want to grab some beers when our shift is over? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1727 |
Ssshhh! You are breaking my train of thought! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1728 |
I'm telling you... you've GOT to face your fears |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1729 |
We ran over! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1730 |
Just like I told you, 30 minutes late. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1731 |
At least we're not on the third rail. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1732 |
Fell in front of a train. You? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1733 |
Free appendectomy here we come! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1734 |
So you really think your life is a train wreck? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1735 |
I remember when rail transport didn't cost an arm and a leg. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1736 |
Riding the rails isn't as fun as it used to be. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1737 |
And you said "Parkour, anyone? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1738 |
Location, location, locomotion. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1739 |
'Hitchcockian'? Hardly. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1740 |
This is what life feels like when you don't go to college. Kids, do yoursleves a favor and do good in school! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1741 |
Eternity: Right on time! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1742 |
I know office space is spendy Doc, but I thought you were kidding about costing an arm and a leg! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1743 |
When Trump gets elected its all you can do |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1744 |
Betcha they put the other wheels on before we heal. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1745 |
Fred MacMurray made it look so easy. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1746 |
Injury lawsuits! A little risky but good money. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1747 |
The gift card is never worth it. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1748 |
Don't be silly! Everyone knows lightning doesn't strike twice. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1749 |
Where are we going next? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1750 |
Doc, the price of convenience for our session's location costs an arm and a leg. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1751 |
All my dreams seem so real! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1752 |
It's best we don't get off track. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1753 |
I think we made a lot of progress on your siderodromophobia. On your next session we'll tackle...AAAHHH! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1754 |
Part of me is starting to think this was a bad idea. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1755 |
These walk in clinics are popping up everywhere. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1756 |
I'm sure glad the doctor told us to relax and not train so much. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1757 |
If at first you don't su-- |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1758 |
Reginald and Abigail had finally come to the realization that their relationship was not solely harmful; it was a train wreck in the making. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1759 |
I think we can safely cross this off our bucket list. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1760 |
...aaaand here we go again... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1761 |
I know you think I'm crazy, but I have this déjà vu sensation again... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1762 |
2nd time is a charm |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1763 |
Best seats in the house, trust me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1764 |
I don't think we are on track to fully recover. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1765 |
Watch your foot -- you're near the third rail. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1766 |
Tell me more about Dad. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1767 |
Sometimes a dream is NOT just a dream. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1768 |
The end is near. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1769 |
Of course I support him, he knows what this country was found on - only the strong survive. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1770 |
Remember the time we had to jump off a trestle and only suffered a broken nose. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1771 |
So with this type of training, Doc, you think that I will be able to walk again? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1772 |
Looks like breakneck speed to me, but we'll see. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1773 |
Sorry, my last session ran a little over. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1774 |
Maybe we're on the wrong track again. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1775 |
What kind of rehab is this again? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1776 |
So I'm just trying to pass the time away all the live-long day. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1777 |
I think I need to raise my rates |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1778 |
I agree, your delusion does seem very real. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1779 |
And when was the last time you had one of these 'deja vu moments'? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1780 |
I think it's one of those phantom limb feelings. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1781 |
I'd like to reiterate once again that method therapy is a long process. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1782 |
Oops! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1783 |
I've been twerkin' on the railroad. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1784 |
If you miss the "A" train You'll find you've missed the quickest way to Harlem. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1785 |
Just relax, Frank; nobody is ignoring our claim this time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1786 |
You should have seen my rate at the last office. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1787 |
Tell me again. We're the brakemen? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1788 |
I think a white noise machine might be a better choice. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1789 |
The good news is it's rent controlled but you have to watch for schedule changes. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1790 |
This should help relieve your trainophobia. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1791 |
We may not be on the right track to recovery! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1792 |
Once we meet the deductible it won't be so bad |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1793 |
One limb each and comfy seats--hey, not bad for regular fare. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1794 |
This time appears to be more than just an error in judgment. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1795 |
We really can't go overtime again this week. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1796 |
They don't call it the D Train for nothing. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1797 |
I sometimes wonder if there was a catch to complaining about too much sun in our room. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
1798 |
What was it that made you lose all hope? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1799 |
One last settlement – to make sure we’re comfortable. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1800 |
Damn D Train... Back at it again |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1801 |
This will be a quickie. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1802 |
The listing said that it was very close to public transportation. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1803 |
'Let's go on a reality show,' he said. 'It'll be fun,' he said. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1804 |
I can't find my ticket. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1805 |
''I feel like things are finally moving in the right direction.'' |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1806 |
Millie said I could have a caboose cave. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1807 |
We'd still be wailing on the track if that was the local. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1808 |
I suppose it's too late to call 9-1-1. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1809 |
"When I applied for a job as a buffer I thought they wanted me to polish cars". |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1810 |
Before the new administration, if you were hit, they'd just leave you for dead! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1811 |
Nope, I'd still rather not talk about your family coming to visit. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1812 |
I told you it wasn't safe to steal those wheels. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1813 |
I can see our time is up. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1814 |
Get ready...make it look like an accident. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1815 |
I think we can qualify for half-fare now. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1816 |
This train fare costs an arm and a leg. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1817 |
What kind of screw-up is this??? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1818 |
I thought this was supposed to be pain therapy not train therapy! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1819 |
The good news is, after years of therapy, I think we are finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1820 |
I'll get up in a minute. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1821 |
Maybe I should try skydiving. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1822 |
On the plus side, these life coach sessions are free. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1823 |
I told you reading between the lines was a bad idea |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1824 |
Okay, this time I bet he stops. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1825 |
I was just thinking, the "El" with it all. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1826 |
Call it pop psychology but D train desensitization promotes extinction of phobias. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1827 |
Too bad we missed the F Train. This is what happens when you get stuck taking the D Train. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1828 |
If I go down, we'll all get splinters! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1829 |
Here we go, pal! It's crunch time! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1830 |
Do you know what the odds are of getting struck by a train twice are. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1831 |
This is the last time we use Airbnb. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1832 |
Maybe next time you won't use your cellphone in the quiet car. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1833 |
Finally—these delays are killing me. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1834 |
At least we have seats for the rush hour commute. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1835 |
That long recovery time they talked about doesn't sound so bad right now! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1836 |
Its 3pm, we call this the 3-D experience |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1837 |
You said there'd be wheels. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1838 |
Let's get back to your dream about missing the Brooklyn local. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1839 |
I hope this finally disproves your fear that the express is faster than the local. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1840 |
Next time we go to the HIGH line! |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1841 |
Trust me. This is the way to cure your fear of subways. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1842 |
I still prefer this to what's on the networks. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1843 |
Boy this brings back fond memories. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1844 |
Same time next week, Mr. Karenina? |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1845 |
I'm beginning to suspect our wives' retirement suggestions. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1846 |
Nothing is easy, Mitch. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1847 |
Trust me: if there is no mustached villain involved, we're safe. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1848 |
Can you believe this weather we're having? |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1849 |
The one time we come prepared to wait for the train... |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1850 |
Does 'lightening doesn't strike the same place twice' apply to us? |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1851 |
So it's not a Pullman sleeper.... |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1852 |
I told you we should take the A train. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1853 |
Now, isn't this more exciting than rock climbing? |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1854 |
According to the schedule, we're good here for another 2 hours and 7 minutes. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1855 |
Hair of the dog, Smythe. Do I have to explain everything? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1856 |
They call it the VA Express Service. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1857 |
Relax; it's only an Escher drawing. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1858 |
I've got a great P.I. lawyer if the D train doesn't stop here. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1859 |
Now if my calculations are correct the backing up of this train should reverse our injuries that we suffered yesterday. |
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4 |
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0 |
1860 |
I don't think our lives are going to stay on-track much longer. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1861 |
Imagine if the damn thing had been on time. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1862 |
Look on the bright side. Gauze is covered under our plan. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1863 |
That train of thought won't help you out. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1864 |
when the times comes it's never to late to relax. |
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4 |
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0 |
1865 |
If you remember dear your "persistence" was the reason I feel in love with you. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1866 |
Sometimes, I really wonder if we're on the right track... |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1867 |
We really need to find a better way to calculate math questions about moving trains. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1868 |
Is it me or does this train have on a happy face? |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1869 |
The subway can cost you an arm and a leg these days. |
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4 |
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0 |
1870 |
It's the 3rd rail that'll kill ya. |
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4 |
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0 |
1871 |
There's gotta be an easier way. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1872 |
You have about ten seconds to tell me what's wrong before our time ends. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1873 |
These new training sessions are wearing me out. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1874 |
What seems to be the trouble? |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1875 |
Well, on the bright side, I've already met my deductible. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1876 |
This should finally get us past our insurance deductibles. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1877 |
What don't kill you only makes you stronger. If this doesn't work we'll try the N train next. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1878 |
First a wheel, then the caboose. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1879 |
And in your dream, what happened to us after you saw this on-coming train? |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1880 |
Never thought we'd derail like this |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1881 |
This will help me get rid of my itchy cast. What's your excuse? |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1882 |
Are we about to run over time again? |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1883 |
Let's continue to explore this sense of impending doom you have. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1884 |
Relax, we've already met our deductible. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1885 |
If it doesn't work this time, we'll just have to learn to live with Trump as President. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1886 |
This is great live t.v. I love it. We should come here more often. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1887 |
sometimes the contestants get a second chance in the suicide game |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1888 |
I think its time we should move. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1889 |
I thought you said the 'A' Train was going to finish us off! |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1890 |
I wonder what's keeping Superman? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1891 |
We've got to wrap this session up. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1892 |
I thought you told me the "D" Line was not running today. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1893 |
Who said there's no affordable housing. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1894 |
Shall we order takeout? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1895 |
Is it me, or has it been a while since I laughed at a New Yorker cartoon? |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1896 |
If this wasn't the family business, I'd quit and do something else. |
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4 |
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0 |
1897 |
I think I changed my mind. |
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4 |
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0 |
1898 |
THIS DIDN'T WORK THE LAST TIME WE TRIED TO GET A FREE RIDE. |
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4 |
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0 |
1899 |
That sign says D train. You told me we were here for the Punch Line. |
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0 |
1900 |
I'm sensing a breakthrough. |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1901 |
I've decided to work on my bacterial flora. |
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4 |
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0 |
1902 |
You're right. It's right on time this morning. |
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4 |
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0 |
1903 |
Oh no, not another express! |
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4 |
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0 |
1904 |
A Freudian. Why? |
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4 |
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0 |
1905 |
Are you sure this is what the doctor meant by being in traction? |
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4 |
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0 |
1906 |
Do you think the D stands for detrimental? |
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4 |
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0 |
1907 |
I think we should have taken the F. |
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0 |
1908 |
I think we're on the right track, Mr. Carstairs, but token payments will only devalue your progress. |
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4 |
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0 |
1909 |
Maybe this time, our Social Security Disability claims will be 'Approved.' |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1910 |
We can only be pushed so far. |
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4 |
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0 |
1911 |
I can't find the time to relax anymore. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1912 |
So we are on the right track. |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1913 |
Where's the TV? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1914 |
You think this will finally use up our deductible? |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1915 |
I spy with my little eye... |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1916 |
I’ll be damned if we’re denied Worker’s Comp this time! |
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4 |
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0 |
1917 |
I don't think we are quite on track with this plan. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1918 |
Now remember, Sean ... 'no pain, no gain' |
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4 |
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0 |
1919 |
It's fine, the circle means it's local. |
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4 |
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0 |
1920 |
I think I finally understand the meaning of the word "irony". |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1921 |
I have this recurring dream . . . |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1922 |
Don't worry, it all will heal till the next one comes |
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4 |
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0 |
1923 |
This time, are you sure, sure, sure the train is about to leave, not back up? |
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0 |
1924 |
Let's give it one more try and then we can go looking for the platform. |
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4 |
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0 |
1925 |
By my reckoning, we've got about five minutes to get through rehab before the next one comes by. |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1926 |
This round of aversion therapy is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you! |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1927 |
I''ll take my chances with the jury. |
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0.22361 |
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4 |
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0 |
1928 |
The D stands for Dummy. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1929 |
This time, let's try to not run from your fears. |
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0 |
1930 |
Look! We just gotta get a room. |
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0 |
1931 |
And we're going to keep coming back until you have some closure. |
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0 |
1932 |
Most psychoanalysts would have predicted an F train again. |
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0 |
1933 |
Now that you're comfortable with planes and buses, let's try to attack your next phobia. |
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0 |
1934 |
Sticks and stones can break my bones but trains will never hurt me. |
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0 |
1935 |
Let' explore this recurring nightmare of yours. |
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0 |
1936 |
Good news, Sam. The C train took care of our annual deductible. |
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0 |
1937 |
Yes, sometimes transference can be very painful. |
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0 |
1938 |
Next stop: Tell me about your mother. |
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0 |
1939 |
I don't know how they missed us that time. |
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0 |
1940 |
I think we're getting off track here. |
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0 |
1941 |
I am depressed that this is our last session. |
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0 |
1942 |
Maybe we should call it The Breaking of Pelham 1 2 3 |
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1943 |
I feel like I'll never get my life back on track. |
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0 |
1944 |
These New York Yankee super saver seats are not half bad |
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0 |
1945 |
It's never as bad as you remember. |
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1946 |
I'm beginning to think we have an incorrect understanding of "trainspotting." |
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1947 |
Yet another failure in reconnaissance. |
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1948 |
A hundred bucks says it misses us. |
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1949 |
He told me to avoid the tird rail, but nothing about minding the gap. |
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1950 |
I guess this is what they mean by 'sub standard' healthcare. |
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1951 |
At least the rent's cheap |
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1952 |
Well, they did say that the lounge was at the back of the train. |
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1953 |
I don't even remember being in the hospital... |
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1954 |
Let's just watch the ballgame at home, you said... |
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0 |
1955 |
I'm starting to really miss Dr. Kevorkian. |
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0 |
1956 |
YOU SEE, DR., MY MOTHER NEVER LOVED ME... |
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1957 |
Well this sure isn't getting a lot of traction. |
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0 |
1958 |
Now, this time are you sure that this is the northbound train? |
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0 |
1959 |
Oh no, not again. |
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0 |
1960 |
Was this your first subway mugging? |
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1961 |
Do you think we'll get dental this time? |
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1962 |
I'm not sure I should continue accepting your ideas for safe places to meet. |
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1963 |
I'd really love a donut right about now. |
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0 |
1964 |
Finally, the delay is over. |
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1965 |
Will their insurance pay this time? |
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0 |
1966 |
Be careful. You're toast if you touch the third rail. |
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0 |
1967 |
Barry, It's cheaper than amputation by a surgeon. |
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0 |
1968 |
And you say it never gets to Coney Island? |
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1969 |
Think of it this way: it's like lightening striking twice in the same place. |
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1970 |
What's the worst that can happen? |
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1971 |
Work with me, Ted. It's called experiential psychology for a reason. |
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1972 |
Are you sure this is how you become a wizard? |
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1973 |
I just think we make the same mistakes over and over again. |
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0 |
1974 |
This works much faster than aspirin alone. |
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0 |
1975 |
Last time they said lie between the tracks, see where that got us.... |
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0 |
1976 |
"Just a little disappointed in our physical therapy cover". |
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0 |
1977 |
Like I said the last time--As long as we don't touch the third rail, we should be good. |
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0 |
1978 |
We need to rethink this rest stop. |
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1979 |
Unless this is the outbound track I think that we may be in for bigger problems. |
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0 |
1980 |
I'm betting that THIS TIME, it's finally going to chicken out. |
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0 |
1981 |
We are the 99%! |
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0 |
1982 |
Death: Take 2 |
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0 |
1983 |
It's early. |
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0 |
1984 |
I told you we'd catch some breaks. |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
1985 |
I haven't met my deductible yet. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1986 |
I remember what happened last time we got side-tracked. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1987 |
I don't care how crude he is or who he insults: He says he'll keep the trains running on time. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1988 |
Can you spell d-i-s-a-b-i-l-i-t-y ! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1989 |
I don't know, doc. It just feels like I'm on track for disaster. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1990 |
Yeah, well you were so sure you knew the schedule the last time. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1991 |
Hit by train once shame on us. Hit by train twice.... |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1992 |
This seems as good a place as any to recuperate until the "E" car arrives. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1993 |
Why do you believe therapy just isn't for you, though? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1994 |
The ad said, "open layout and close to the train." |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1995 |
As they say: try, try again. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1996 |
Excuse me, but where do you think you're going? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1997 |
This last time will conclude your desensitization treatment, your fear of trains will finally be gone. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1998 |
Call it a hunch, but I think our doctor might not have the proper training. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1999 |
We want more bathrooms and local stops for all. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2000 |
"Getting through the alphabet is going to be tougher than we thought". |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2001 |
This is the only way I can get Fentanyl. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2002 |
I won't let him rename the "D" train to "Donald." |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2003 |
Seems a lot less noisy than the last time. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2004 |
Two laid off train inspectors |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2005 |
You can relax this time, Phil. Sometimes the end of dline is just the end of dline. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2006 |
Do you recall what happened the last time we sat out here? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2007 |
Why move? It's an easy commute. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2008 |
Deja vu? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2009 |
Why yes, I am a well trained psychiatrist. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2010 |
They won't be able to deny us disability this time! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2011 |
Look, Dave! It's the same driver who hit us here last week. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2012 |
I hear you saying the train is coming. Can we unpack that? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2013 |
Stanley and Maude always thought that the third try was a charm. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2014 |
A, B, and C trains were a piece of cake. But it's a long way to the Z train. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2015 |
They provide great benefits, don't they? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2016 |
We're retraining your brain. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2017 |
Spinal D Compression Traction |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2018 |
They say you need to get back on track for a full recovery. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2019 |
So, you have seen Double Indemnity. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2020 |
We have to find a safer hobby than Trainsquatting. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2021 |
The doctor recommended that I get direct exposure to "D" to increase bone density. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2022 |
I'll just keep trying to kill myself, if I can't win the the New Yorker caption contest. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2023 |
What, specifically, triggers your irrational sense of impending doom? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2024 |
I know healthcare is free now, but is it too soon after our picnic on the runway? I wouldn't want to abuse the system... |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2025 |
Never let a suicidal patient pick the meeting places. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2026 |
Don't worry , it's just the deductible . |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2027 |
The root cause of your feelings of impending doom are becoming more clear with each of our sessions. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2028 |
I didn't know it was that kind of crash course. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2029 |
Remind me again — this train goes to the hospital, right? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2030 |
I can't shake this feeling of dread, again. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2031 |
Aversion therapy is incredibly relaxing. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2032 |
I guess this is what they mean by double jeopardy |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2033 |
This time my lawyer says they will have no basis to claim they did not know we were this crazy. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2034 |
So I guess next week it's automobiles ? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2035 |
GORGEOUS View! WON'T LAST! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2036 |
I SAID, "I THINK THE TRAIN IS COMING!" |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2037 |
And you were worried about the third rail |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2038 |
The Lawyer said it will help our case! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2039 |
I'd rather be at a trump rally |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2040 |
We shouldn't have complained. Maybe the waiting area is now too close to the train! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2041 |
Look on the bright side, we no longer put up with these bandages. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2042 |
The F train hits with sharp, steely chutzpah, but I prefer the mellow crunchiness of the D. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2043 |
Now in this particular role play, you simply remember not to touch the third rail. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2044 |
In the early days, Sigmund would repeatedly go to very great lengths when working a cure for newly defined phobias. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2045 |
I understand - It looks a lot worse than it appears, but you are on track for a speedy recovery. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
2046 |
This guy's drumming is so healing! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2047 |
Have to make the most of Obamacare while we have it. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2048 |
Staying on track can be such a bummer. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2049 |
THIS protest better work. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2050 |
We got it made this time. NO train can go backwards. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2051 |
They ran us over once and I thought that would be the end of it. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2052 |
I’d say belly-boarding trains have seen their heyday. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2053 |
But surely Mr. Johnson you realize that doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome is just plain-- |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2054 |
Looks like the New Yorker is insensitive to the innocent lives lost in the subway to terrorism in Brussels. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2055 |
I'm damn tired of these flashbacks. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2056 |
Just once more-we can cure you of this irrational fear of trains. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2057 |
We don't sweat the small stuff. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2058 |
Have you considered a visit to your happy place? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2059 |
It's a paradox, I know, but we're safe. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
2060 |
Might as well enjoy while we can. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2061 |
How did you hear about this magic bullet treatment again? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2062 |
Just a couple of virgins would be nice ... |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2063 |
How come you always get the comfy seat? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2064 |
Let's just call it March madness. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
2065 |
I'm seriously beginning to doubt this whole 'no pain, no gain' philosophy. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2066 |
Well, we've finally arrived at our place on the beaten track. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
2067 |
'Tunnel vision' is derailing my marriage, Doc! I feel broken. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
2068 |
Tell me, how do you FEEL about the Yankees this year? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2069 |
The D train "X" Games 2016 |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2070 |
This is the last time you talk me into a staycation. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2071 |
You've had your office here, what, seven years now? And I'm the crazy one? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2072 |
So you also think quality control's an iffy career path. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2073 |
Well Priebus , nothing will de-rail our plan for a contested nominee |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2074 |
Next, we should try the E train. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2075 |
The D train. Who would have guessed. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2076 |
I love the smell of diesel in the morning. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2077 |
If this doesn't work out, we're waiting at the platform next time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2078 |
I get the feeling we're on the wrong track again. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2079 |
So THIS is the Donald's Endlösung. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2080 |
Now do you understand the difference between "furnished sublet" and "furnished subway let?" |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2081 |
According to my financial advisor, this is the only I get to retire before 60. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2082 |
Its a bad insurance settlement |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2083 |
Yup, life is good; we can't even jump on the 'D' train. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2084 |
You've seen one ER, you've seen 'em all. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2085 |
Don't worry, we're in the handicapped spot. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2086 |
I am positive that I said that I wanted the "D" train; not that I wanted to be detrained! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2087 |
I ever I never noticed there was that brick wall as we went under the wheels of 'Old 97'. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2088 |
Now THIS therapy should do the trick! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2089 |
I don't think this is a good palace to rest |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2090 |
So that's what was causing all the rumbling. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2091 |
Last week I think we saw the light at the end of the tunnel. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2092 |
It's strange how I never saw it coming. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2093 |
Maybe giving Dinah that banjo was a mistake. Why, she hasn't blown her horn in MONTHS! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2094 |
I don't know why, but ever since our accident I feel like my life is about to go off the rails. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2095 |
Okay, suit yourself. We DON'T need faster download speeds. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2096 |
We're going to try something new today. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2097 |
If they don't shut this magazine down for this then we know freedom of the press is still alive and well |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2098 |
Guess we didn't pass the Bechdel test? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2099 |
When I was a little boy, we use to play on the tracks. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2100 |
I am pretty pumped to make the 'playing chicken' final, but must admit that the wear and tear is getting to me |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2101 |
I think I'd like to get a second opinion on this 'Impact Therapy'... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2102 |
When I said "Subway" I was actually referring to my roaring belly |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2103 |
My best panhandling scheme yet. Just give them a little more time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2104 |
From the schedule I still can't tell if the D train is going north or south? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2105 |
Wow, the cow-catcher does make a difference! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2106 |
That was a tough crowd at the Trump Rally! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2107 |
I blame Obamacare! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2108 |
As your therapist, I want to feel your pain, but we may have crossed some boundaries here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2109 |
Mind the third rail, dear. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2110 |
We should have riden the third rail. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2111 |
Been down so long, it looks like up to me. Richard Farina |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2112 |
I think these sessions are going right on track. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2113 |
I used to feel guilty about being a burden on the health care system, but not since Obamacare covered pre-existing conditions |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2114 |
Most people really can't comprehend what it means 'to be thrown under the train.' |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2115 |
Dear God, keep us safe...just as you always have. Amen |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2116 |
Wouldn't it just be easier to touch the third rail? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2117 |
The lawyer called about our eminent domain appeal |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2118 |
Oh! Cherish this crushing, D trains are rare! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2119 |
After what Obama did to us, how could Hillary be any worse? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2120 |
I hate to say 'I told you so,' but you just had to vote for a candidate who promised to cut Medicare. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2121 |
It's time to hop aboard. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2122 |
I know we should move; that's all you ever talk about. You have a one track mind. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2123 |
Are you sure this is part of the High Line? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2124 |
Let me start off today's session by stating that as a result of your desensitization therapy I'm now more afraid of psychiatrists than trains. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2125 |
Don't you think the train engineer is quite disarming? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2126 |
Maybe we should go back to being Batman and Robin |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2127 |
Eminent Domain. Learn to live with it. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2128 |
This time I'm worried! Our name is Katz not Cats |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2129 |
Its not traction....its "track shun"... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2130 |
I figure one more personal injury claim and I can retire. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2131 |
We occupied Wall Street, and we can occupy railroad tracks. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2132 |
This is the last time I share your pain. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2133 |
I hear that "Sick Passenger" is a leading cause of train delays. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2134 |
Remember what happened last time we sat out here? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2135 |
I'm voting for Trump. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2136 |
You're sure this scene is meant to be ironic, right? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2137 |
Do you find the near miss less exhilarating than it once was? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2138 |
To take or to catch a train? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2139 |
Yes, I'm sure this is the 'Last Train To Darksville'. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2140 |
So tell me, for how long have you had this dream about being D-trained? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2141 |
When they said virtual reality is like your there. I didn't think they meant like this!!" "We should probably move! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2142 |
I made eye contact. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2143 |
Yep, I remember when they took you to a hospital. Sometimes you even got a room. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2144 |
I still can't believe we got these couches through the turnstiles |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2145 |
Scooch over. I'll hook on. It won't hurt this time. Promise. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2146 |
At some point, we're going to have to move on from the formative influence of "Stand by Me." |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2147 |
I guess the subway strike is over earlier than you thought. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2148 |
I'm telling you...The NTSB said that all he had was a poppy seed bagel. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2149 |
It appears as though we're running out of time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2150 |
It's cheaper and less painful than waiting at the doctor's office. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2151 |
We're being railroaded. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2152 |
I know she has a tendency to roll-over you, but lets see if we can get this relationship back on track. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2153 |
When he backs up, you scream real loud and I'll call the lawyer. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2154 |
This isn't going to work. It was the A train in my dream. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2155 |
Accessible ! Why do you think the Dodgers left. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2156 |
You say you had concerns continuing after our first session. Let's explore that. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2157 |
I'll think twice before the next time I compliment someone's caboose. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2158 |
When's the last time this train got anywhere so fast? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2159 |
I've empathized with you and I've sympathized with you. Now, for once, you are going to feel my pain. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2160 |
Trust me, I’m a train professional. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2161 |
Maybe we should let this train of thought go off-track. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2162 |
Next time, let's just call in sick. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2163 |
Same here--haven't got the sense I was born with. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2164 |
Talk about feeling like The Wreck of the Hesperus. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2165 |
This is a step up from our usual slip-and-fall scam. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2166 |
All aboard the pit-D train |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2167 |
Our recovery is right on track now. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2168 |
Does that D stand for doomed ? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2169 |
"This may not hurt as much as you think it will". |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2170 |
Dont worry. We know breaks. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2171 |
Once the train passes, pretend you're hurt. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2172 |
I don't think I like this the new Medicare Part D prescription plan. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2173 |
Tragically, Manny and Jack yet again chose the side with wheels. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2174 |
Now let's be very clear this time. In your dream, was it a "D" Train that was bearing down on you? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2175 |
Don't worry, third time's the charm. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2176 |
I told you to mind the gap. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2177 |
Three minutes late - again! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2178 |
I prefer F train. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2179 |
Our last session of systematic desensitization of my fear of trains proves you are taking my "therapy" a little too seriously. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2180 |
Does anyone need to stop at the bathroom before the meeting? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2181 |
Can we switch next session to the B Train? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2182 |
I got a feeling that if I live through this session I'm going to be cured. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2183 |
Let me guess! Pelham 4-5-6? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2184 |
Now do you understand, doc? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2185 |
Won't be long now. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2186 |
We should probably call off this experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2187 |
Well, if lightening does strike twice, at least we'll be comfortable. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2188 |
Let's see if Obamacare will pay for this one. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2189 |
So let me get this straight... The train is Medicare, we're Medicaid and the third rail is Social Security? Oh, right, the third rail is under your foot. Now I see. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2190 |
We really should move our seats. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2191 |
At least the A train blew the whistle and put on the brakes |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2192 |
I'm thinking our creator has tunnel vision. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2193 |
Like you, I'm always bowled over by trains... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2194 |
How many times do you think we can do this before they call it insurance fraud? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2195 |
Look Doc, I DO want to face my fears, but when I spoke of the light at the end of the tunnel, this is not what I meant. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2196 |
Oh snap, here comes the 5:08 to Pelham again! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2197 |
They say if you the same thing a second and expect a different outcome you are crazy!!!!!! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2198 |
You are so right, my friend. Sure is hard to get off the beaten track in New York City. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2199 |
So Doc, you say dream interpretation is your specialty? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2200 |
You think we would have learned the first time |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2201 |
This should meet my health insurance deductible. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2202 |
It's really tough getting seats during rush hour. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2203 |
Believe me, death is cheaper. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2204 |
Okay, this time I swear I'll ask out the nurse. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2205 |
Maybe this time I'll be lucky. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2206 |
I'm not so sure I want my life back on track. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2207 |
I'm thinking of that Dylan song, Raymond, about the all-night girls on the D train; "We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight/Ask himself if it's him or them that's insane"? Look at us. Clearly, it's not him. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2208 |
No problem!" "The A train last week was going at twice the speed! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2209 |
This should help us meet our deductible. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2210 |
is she smiling on us? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2211 |
Yes, I would still rather be here than the Trump rally. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2212 |
No one saw the movie either. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2213 |
I believe there is no tomorrow! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2214 |
the Detrainees in their natural habitat |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2215 |
I did not see that coming...the "D" train on the IRT tracks! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2216 |
I thought it might be less painful for us both, if we shifted track away from your mother. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2217 |
Now THIS is living. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2218 |
The good news is this one stopped. The bad news is that we want the 'C' train. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2219 |
I appreciate your passing on the savings for office space, but I haven't recovered from the previous session. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2220 |
I tell ya we grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2221 |
I don't think we are on the right track of the High Line. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2222 |
I thought you said we would have time to recuperate! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2223 |
This reminds me of a dream I had last night. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2224 |
Agreed--still less painful than a Donald Trump presidency. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2225 |
Still think the Low Line is the next High Line? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2226 |
You wait till now to tell me their liability insurance is capped? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2227 |
At least we're not waiting for Godot |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2228 |
We are back on track. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2229 |
Great session, Bob. But unfortunately, our time is up. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2230 |
I've lost all enthusiasm for the 'Low Line Park' idea. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2231 |
Here comes the trai...... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2232 |
Unfortunately, your insurance won't cover this either. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2233 |
Don't give up; I feel we're on the right track this time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2234 |
I preferred Occupy Wall Street. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2235 |
Where's the @#$&!@!! cartoon? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2236 |
I wonder if it will hurt as much this time aorund. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2237 |
Daniel: That was the worst of times. Oliver: And the best of times! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2238 |
On the bright side, we found your ticket! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2239 |
Its "D"train boss, its "D"train!! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2240 |
I told you we were on the wrong side of the tracks. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2241 |
God ? ...or no God? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2242 |
Failure of the euthanasia activists makes life harder. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2243 |
I thought deja vu all over again was supposed to be funny. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2244 |
If this doesn't work out, we can try taxi |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2245 |
This psychotic illusion you're describing is obviously a manifestation of your Trumphobia. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2246 |
So, in your dream you have us sitting on a subway track with the 7:14 express headed our way. I can't be sure, but I interpret the dream as a dramatic, yet relevant expression of your fears concerning your last check bouncing." |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2247 |
Larry? Um...I don't think the D Train stops here either. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2248 |
And sometimes trains through tunnels are trains through tunnels |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2249 |
I'm not sure about this Obamacare outpatient treatment... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2250 |
Looks like we guessed wrong - again. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2251 |
The good news is that the math is on our side...big time. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2252 |
Maybe this time we'll get it right. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2253 |
They think they might have worked out the bugs in the brakes. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2254 |
Eminent domain can take my land, but never my home! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2255 |
It's deja vu time. Let the fear abate and the healing begin. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2256 |
I double-checked the schedule. This time we'll have the whole hour. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2257 |
A $100 co-pay for Fentanyl! Did you hear Part D's gone mobile--You don't say? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2258 |
We might be able to make a few quid building Trump's wall after we recover from the derailment of our traditional values. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2259 |
Once again, I believe the train is a metaphor for something much, much deeper. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2260 |
Yes, getting a free ride into the city saves money, but couldn't we just take a cab once in a while? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2261 |
I am glad we are off-we could have been injured? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2262 |
Ah, sweet "D" for disability money. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2263 |
Really? Must they do that right here? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2264 |
But, if they do back it up... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2265 |
The fourth train's the charm. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2266 |
'Abandoned Tunnel Inspection Team' |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2267 |
I think we have completely derailed. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2268 |
Law school just paid for itself. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2269 |
Don't worry, I'll only bill you we survive. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2270 |
Be careful not to touch the third rail-- It's electrified. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2271 |
I lost my train of thought. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2272 |
can't always assume it's going the other way |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2273 |
Let's try this again. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2274 |
Have you made any progress on your fear of subways since our last exposure therapy session? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2275 |
Actually, I don't participate in my patients' dreams |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2276 |
I guess the 'D' doesn't stand for dead. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2277 |
There are a lot of New Yorker cartoons about therapy. Here's one. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2278 |
I always had a feeling we were from the wrong side of the track's. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2279 |
Why are we here? i mean in the metaphysical sense? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2280 |
What made you think this would be an extension of the High Line? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2281 |
Don't worry, it's self-driving. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2282 |
This armchair travel isn't all it's cracked up to be. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2283 |
Getting to the roller coaster is half the fun. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2284 |
You know, comparatively speaking, Obamacare really wasn’t that bad. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2285 |
I'm afraid this interactive therapy is going nowhere. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2286 |
I said 'RE-train' our bodies. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2287 |
This wasn't the breakthrough I had in mind. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2288 |
I thought you told me the D train didn't run on holidays. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2289 |
It would take a keen sense of humor to express why we were lucky that this train wasn't running on all its wheels. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2290 |
Getting the most out of universal healthcare. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2291 |
Go ahead and shoot, we're all carrying cap guns. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2292 |
Not to worry. Its a legal sit-in. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2293 |
They say never touch the third rail |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2294 |
That train had a loco motive. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2295 |
Wrigley Schmigley. The Bronx ain't Chicago. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2296 |
So, what you were saying? Something about the randomness and unfairness of the universe, wasn't it? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2297 |
I think we got it this time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2298 |
I assure you round two of treatment will bring a real breakthrough... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2299 |
I thought it would never come. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2300 |
Where's our parking placard? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2301 |
Train Man's Holiday |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2302 |
Dr. Leventhal recommended I get direct exposure to 'D' to stay on track. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2303 |
I may not have mentioned that I'm one of those Notre Dame subway alumni you've heard so much about. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2304 |
I'm beginning to wonder if your sense of foreboding is more than mere resistance to my ground-breaking therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2305 |
I guess that was the wrong place for flash therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2306 |
So amped to be dead I straight up hate my life lol. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2307 |
Now that we’ve gotten you over your fear of heights, let’s tackle your fear of subways. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2308 |
Well, you know, pretending to live a Tolstoy existence, isn't going to cover up your Dostoyevsky tendencies. And yes. The big fat caboose is laughing at you. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2309 |
What's that noise? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2310 |
Did you check the train schedule? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2311 |
To paraphrase Freud, sometimes a tunnel is just a tunnel. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2312 |
No, D does not stand for Delightful |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2313 |
Going, going, gone! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2314 |
I'd rather it be this D-train than Trump's. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2315 |
We have to move or lower our co-pays and deductibles! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2316 |
If I could just cast this dilemna into a new light, using a little reverse psychology and not add insult to injury, we could get back on track. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2317 |
No need to fret. We're just cartoon characters. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2318 |
I don't think your train aversion therapy is working. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2319 |
I put all my chips on this one. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2320 |
Yes, well, terrorists are much more likely there than here, Dudley. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2321 |
History will record that driverless cars have needed hundreds of human interventions to stop accidents! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2322 |
At least the government was kind enough to deliver us here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2323 |
You idiot! I said I wanted to go TO Subway! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2324 |
I can't even imagine what would have happened on the 'F' train. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2325 |
I was hoping for something with a little more pizzazz. You know, like an A train. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2326 |
When does the damn local come? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2327 |
How much worse can the 'wrong side of the tracks' actually be? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2328 |
No, really, we have to stop meeting like this. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2329 |
At least we're not at work. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2330 |
I told you we would get railroaded with this healthcare plan. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2331 |
About to get hit wth a "D". |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2332 |
You dared us to terminate...Now, let's try again. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2333 |
Next stop is heartache. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2334 |
No, Mr. Coleman, I don't think 'trainwreck' is the right metaphor. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2335 |
And then they give you an aspirin and bill your insurance company for six CAT scans. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2336 |
And we shall continue this therapy until you break through your fear of trains! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2337 |
John, I get tired of doing crash testing and I think this one we will be out for a long time. Well Pat, at least we are comfortable. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2338 |
Hey Bernie, put it on the tab! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2339 |
Do you hear the roar of the ocean? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2340 |
Theses train fares cost an arm and a leg! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2341 |
It's possible that applied behavioral therapy is not the right approach for you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2342 |
You're right. This is much faster than skiing. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2343 |
We should have taken the express the first time around. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2344 |
the new armchair traveling |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2345 |
Nice to finally relax after all that chaos in the ER. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2346 |
If this doesn't cure you of your fear of trains, I don't know what will. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2347 |
Something tells me Congress just voted on that bill extending MedEvac funding. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2348 |
They said the room was available.....and close to public transportation. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2349 |
Next time let's use my nightmare, OK? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2350 |
At least I'll still have my personality. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2351 |
This new job is bringing us closer together. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2352 |
So you feel like you've been hit by a train. Tell me more... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2353 |
Inexplicable. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2354 |
I told you we needed to be more specific in that living will. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2355 |
I can't tell if I'm coming or going. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2356 |
Did you ever think that D is for dummy?.... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2357 |
There aren't many lifetime jobs like this around anymore. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2358 |
WE"RE ACCIDENT RESULTS WAITING TO HAPPEN. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2359 |
Shoulda purchased Obamacare! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2360 |
You gotta love that smile. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2361 |
Looks like this filibuster's left the station, Hank. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2362 |
Are you exposure therapy is best in this case? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2363 |
I think this election year preparation might be too easy. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2364 |
Danger is the price we pay as thrill-seekers, Roger. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2365 |
We're going to cure your siderodromophobia or die trying! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2366 |
You were right Harry when you said that we are first in line for the train. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2367 |
I'm beginning to think there are more practical ways to address this particular phobia. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2368 |
Well my Human Cannonball days at Coney Island are over, but I still enjoy visiting. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2369 |
Relax. The D Train is always a few minutes late. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2370 |
Aren't they two minutes early, or is my watch wrong? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2371 |
Ya think our Obamacare is gonna cover this? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2372 |
So what else can happen to us? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2373 |
Wouldn't my siderodromophobia be best cured from inside the train, doc? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2374 |
Yes, this was the preferred way to find out what having over three hundred train dreams really means. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2375 |
Let the MTA encroach on the beach. We're not moving! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2376 |
Is that the downtown or uptown train? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2377 |
She's right - it could be a double entendre |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2378 |
I told you we should have never gone in the bar car! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2379 |
Three's the charm. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2380 |
Just to reiterate, I strongly disagree 'the third time's the charm'. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2381 |
'I feel confident that by the end of this session your fear of oncoming vehicles will have much abated.' |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2382 |
It looks as if it will tip over soon |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2383 |
Id, shmid. The D train is really real. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2384 |
I know our follow-up surgery is supposed to be expensive, and I'm greatful for President Trump's Healthcare, but don't you think this waiting room is very usual? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2385 |
So have you had any traumatic experiences in your past? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2386 |
Don't you hate it when the express train is on time? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2387 |
So you see, your fear of rats, too, is unfounded in reality. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2388 |
Just to say - this is the last time I'm going along with your 'no pain no gain' theory |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2389 |
Face it, we're derailed, determined and soon to be deceased. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2390 |
Looks like the end of 'D' line. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2391 |
[Client] I have this reoccurring nightmare where I'm about to get hit by a train... [Doctor] Nothing a little exposure therapy can't fix. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2392 |
Who said political correctness was boring? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2393 |
They obviously haven’t learned a thing. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2394 |
Rock faster. They're gaining on us! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2395 |
Now we're gonna get bandage lines on our tan |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2396 |
Will this really help our Worker's Compensation claim? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2397 |
I think our life is on the wrong track! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2398 |
When you said you wanted to eat at Subway, I thought you meant the other place. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2399 |
If you hurt me, i'm telling my mother. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2400 |
So, do you still think our infrastructures aren't that bad? I swear, if it doesn't work this time I'm moving to London. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2401 |
Look, no sparks. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2402 |
I get the sense our visits are causing you pain... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2403 |
Yep. Even our ol' 5:02 knows misery loves company. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2404 |
Training for the 2020 X-Games |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2405 |
This is a great place to relax for two or three minutes. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2406 |
Maybe we should try the samurai sword next time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2407 |
You said the B line, right Ralph? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2408 |
'They ought to make it easier to tell the front from the back.' |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2409 |
I guess we won't be taking the "D" train to rehab. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2410 |
I don't appreciate the implication in the label "train chaser". |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2411 |
... and how does that make you feel |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2412 |
We left off with your dream about the train going into the tunnel |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2413 |
But why do you feel we're not on the right track? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2414 |
This should increase our chances of a higher disability check. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2415 |
Yes dear we are Egg Firsters, but there are many fine Chicken Firsters. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2416 |
Leave nothing to my wife. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2417 |
Are you sure this is the way we fill find the God Particle like they do in Europe's tunnels |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2418 |
Let's rail against D end of D line. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2419 |
Your witty remarks about the nurses bandaging technique seem to have backfired. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2420 |
Ya sure they're gonna take our word for it? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2421 |
The therapist recommends immersion therapy for the fear of trains........... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2422 |
I should really consider raising my hourly rate for a safer neighborhood. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2423 |
I think I hear by watch beeping. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2424 |
It feels like our relationship left the rails a long time ago. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2425 |
I don't think it's the train operator who needs to learn from history. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2426 |
It's OK. It's a wooden leg. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2427 |
What's it mean when the shrink really identifies with the patient? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2428 |
D-Troit |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2429 |
Do you think we'll make it to E? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2430 |
Being in the National Truth or Dare Championships makes it all worthwhile. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2431 |
Shangri-la, Really-la! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2432 |
It's better than taking the pus bus. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2433 |
You gotta be careful. Back when they made 'Double Indemnity' there was no third rail. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2434 |
Are you sure we are at the right end? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2435 |
We really are from the wrong side of the tracks. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2436 |
Those Emergency Ward doctors and nurses got us back out here incredibly quickly! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2437 |
Blimey mate, we’ve gotten into the wrong cartoon! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2438 |
Well, in his defense, that realtor did say that we would be close to the subway. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2439 |
Mistakes were made. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2440 |
I could've sworn the ad said subLET. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2441 |
...I got $20,000. You? |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2442 |
Are you certain the furniture isn't going to get in the way this time? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2443 |
This train should be renamed "O" for "Ouch". Being TRAINED to do track repairs AND doing it while the train is active wasn't the smartest idea. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2444 |
I guess we missed thr Club Car. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2445 |
Well sure this is a train wreck but you should have seen my last relationship. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2446 |
This time we're going to get REALLY BIG compensation!" |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2447 |
...and do you see the train as your id or your ego? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2448 |
Ralph, I don't think we're far enough 'off the grid'. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2449 |
Safer than a Trump rally. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2450 |
I guess we shouldn't have told her the sandwiches were soggy. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2451 |
And you're sure you haven't heard back from Uber? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2452 |
Dammit. Another D train. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2453 |
I told you there's no such thing as Superman |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2454 |
I know you love Obamacare, but how about Miami instead of the West Side? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2455 |
Hey, what do you know? The city actually does have money to run this train! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2456 |
I wasn't expecting the freakin Mets to actually win! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2457 |
I don't know about you, but it make ME feel terrible. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2458 |
Well, therapy can be painful sometimes. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2459 |
Don't ever check the box for "fast track recovery program" in the Affordable Health Care registration form. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2460 |
I never liked retakes. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2461 |
I'm starting to think that maybe trainspotting isn't the hobby for me. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2462 |
Well, we tried the high road. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2463 |
Swell. It stopped. Now what do we do? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2464 |
You opted for the 'put-out-to-pasture PPO' too? At least there's no deductible. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2465 |
See? It obviously wan't your fault; no wheels. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2466 |
The protest of the 2nd Avenue line hasn't gone as planned. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2467 |
Good thing the transit workers are on strike this week. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2468 |
Relax; the D is always slow. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2469 |
YouTube fame awaits! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2470 |
I always wondered what it would be like to have a quick fix! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2471 |
Right on time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2472 |
This is the last time I will live in a railroad apartment |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2473 |
What do you think is a good title for a memoir? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2474 |
Cost an arm and a leg. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2475 |
It's just a day at Brighton Beach, you'll never remember. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2476 |
Mind the WHAP! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2477 |
Because F stood for faster doesn't mean D means delayed. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2478 |
We're close to another breakthrough. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2479 |
The listing said it was 'railroad style' |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2480 |
Perhaps there is something to your 'fear of trains' phobia. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2481 |
Who says NFL players have a problem with foreseeable consequences? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2482 |
Yep, totally covered. God Bless President Bernie. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2483 |
They say it's a short-lived rush. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2484 |
So the 65" 4K Blu-ray Super Ultra HD TV wasn't enough for you. You just had to go 3D. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2485 |
no way jose |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2486 |
Hey Doc ! I think this is the definition of insanity. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2487 |
THIS will get us a settlement! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2488 |
Who told you this was a cure for PTSD? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2489 |
I meant the Bob Dylan album. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2490 |
I daresay I am a little nervous to tell the doc at our next Death By Subway Phobia group that this exposure therapy has become a bit extreme. Do you think it is working?" "Perhaps a little. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2491 |
See? The brakes work no better on this line. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2492 |
I know it hurts to give up the fantasy of my omnipotence; but that defensive train has passed. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2493 |
When do you suppose it leaves the station? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2494 |
John, Ted, Donald and the future of the G.O.P. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2495 |
I don't think we'll ever find closure |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2496 |
So who knew the D train has a bar car now? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2497 |
Oh sorry, I wanted the C train. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2498 |
Next week, can we work on my fear of flying? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2499 |
No worries. I was captain of my high school chicken team. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2500 |
All my life I've felt like I've missed the train. All I've done is given myself front row seats. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2501 |
I'm very invested in my patients. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2502 |
We tend to ignore what is right in front of us. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2503 |
Don't worry. This time we're doing it with half the wheels. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2504 |
tell me once again about your fear of trains. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2505 |
My shrink says this is the only way to conquer my fear of being run over by a train and get back to work changing tires. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2506 |
Close your eyes and go to your happy place .... quickly! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2507 |
I never promised that living on the wrong side of the tracks would be a rose garden! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2508 |
Guardrails weren't an obstacle to this 'comfy zone'? I wonder what colorful platform edges and signage would have led to. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2509 |
The MTA's AirBNB game is strong. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2510 |
Harry, Is the Train Coming or Going? If it's Coming We're in Big Trouble! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2511 |
I can see your house from here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2512 |
Good thing we are on the right side of the track this time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2513 |
No not now! We'll deal with you fear of flying some time next spring. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2514 |
I think I may punch-out early today. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2515 |
It's the loss of memory that really bugs me. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2516 |
I just can't seem to overcome this feeling of deja vu. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2517 |
I thought you said the ER not the IRT! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2518 |
Hey, what happened to the wheels on the right side? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2519 |
The mind of Tom Cheney |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2520 |
There is no sign telling us not to do it. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2521 |
Did you have trouble getting here? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2522 |
The Donald Trump train picks up only idiots. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2523 |
It should be seen as a good first effort in Neo - Gandhism. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2524 |
And yet our furniture comes out unscathed each time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2525 |
See, I told you Harold we are in the right spot-"keep going down the steps, turn right , and look for the sign that says 'D wing' and you will be at the physical therapy department". |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2526 |
Would you please quit whistling "Get on the Right Track, Baby"? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2527 |
Once Again, I told you that timeshare deal was too good to be true! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2528 |
In my wildest dreams I never imagined the end would come this way. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2529 |
I love to go to sleep listening to the sound of trains in the distance. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2530 |
My diagnosis is Siderodromophobia, Mr. Bailey. Take the bus next time. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2531 |
hopefully we die from it this time |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2532 |
Careful of the third rail. It's very dangerous. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2533 |
You can only have so many bumps, scrapes, and wrecks before you realize you're the real source of the problem |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2534 |
I told you we should have taken the A train. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2535 |
Did you remember to turn off the stove? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2536 |
Crash dummies on vacation. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2537 |
We never saw that bus coming. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2538 |
An Accident Waiting to Happen |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2539 |
Don't forget we're here to deconstruct your old self. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2540 |
Another round of gambling therapy? We're due for a win! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2541 |
Are you sure this time the emergency brake system is set? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2542 |
So why do you feel we are all being railroaded? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2543 |
Aah yes, siderodromophobia, the fear of trains ...although, I'm less versed on the fear of broken bones. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2544 |
We were suspicious when our son-in-law gave us the location for the flash mob... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2545 |
Tell me more about this ominous feeling you've been having... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2546 |
I had no idea training would be so arduous. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2547 |
I feel like you're not really hearing me... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2548 |
Fortitude! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2549 |
We are liberal occupiers, this big money, conservative, work for your money train would never hit us. We're what this country has come to. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2550 |
It still beats summers in the Hamptons. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2551 |
Tell me about your mother. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2552 |
I'm not entirely sure this is what they meant by getting "back on track." |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2553 |
I really hate exposure therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2554 |
Seems the emergency brakes have failed again. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2555 |
Who knew trainspotting could be so dangerous? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2556 |
Thankfully, the doctor put us on the fast track to recovery. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2557 |
Okay, fine. Maybe Marketing was right and "Subway Psychiatrist" should take place INSIDE the cars..." |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2558 |
I think we’ve started out on the wrong track. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2559 |
Tell me about the rats, George |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2560 |
You know what Ed, one of these days we will catch a break... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2561 |
How the heck do I know who's backing up this train; you're the Engineer! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2562 |
"So tell me about this 'train of thought dream'"? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2563 |
I think this one's the game changer. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2564 |
We need to think about a better retirement plan. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2565 |
I'm having an out-of-life experience. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2566 |
Living on the edge. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2567 |
we are made up of steel. as long as we can stand tall. we can win this fight. now we are still (breathing) right????? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2568 |
Ah, the sound of a forty ton train heading straight for you at fifty miles an hour. When you live in New York this is maybe the the third weirdest thing that happens to you in a week. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2569 |
What kind of doctor are you again? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2570 |
"Do you think our lawyers got our tweet?". |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2571 |
People can learn, you know. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2572 |
I guess we taught it a lesson it won't forget. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2573 |
Too bad we're missing Meatless Monday. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2574 |
You certainly do not look like one who could be put off for being overly talkative. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2575 |
Don't worry, my Injury Attorney takes the D train. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2576 |
An attempt to keep our recovery on track by taking vitamin D. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2577 |
I'm drawing a blank |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2578 |
Well, he did say he would tear up Obamacare on his first day in office. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2579 |
The D train is never this reliable. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2580 |
When id your fascination with planes first reveal itself to you? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2581 |
Beats our last session under the train |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2582 |
There's gotta be an easier way to wake up without coffee. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2583 |
Our due diligence has raised some concerns about your “Subway Departure Lounge” concept. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2584 |
This is cheaper than a stay in a New York City hospital. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2585 |
I've decided to give my boss a piece of my mind... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2586 |
I got in touch with my feelings at our last session Dr. Swartz. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2587 |
Easy Carl, you're touching the third rail here. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2588 |
Coming home is always the best part. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2589 |
I told you not to get the cheap sleeper. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2590 |
And you said things were looking up. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2591 |
AT LEAST, THEY COULD HAVE MOVED US TO THE PLATFORM! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2592 |
But Obamacare covers it, right? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2593 |
This might derail our recuperation. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2594 |
If "D" stands for "Decisive Death"...why is there only one.... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2595 |
When you just want a drink and your friend takes you here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2596 |
Are you sure this is what the doctor meant when he said we should be on track for a full recovery? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2597 |
As your psychologist, I maintain that this is the only way we can conquer your fear of being run over by a commuter train. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2598 |
I want you to focus more on your immediate future, which is why I've switched locations to a local line. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2599 |
I thought you said this was the B line. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2600 |
You really feel the action in these seats. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2601 |
Just relax. You'll like it. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2602 |
The Economy. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2603 |
Aah, the breeze on-rush!.. something to die for. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2604 |
Are you sure people will get the metaphor? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2605 |
Recovery has been tough, but I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2606 |
I'll have to talk to my real estate agent about the term "other side of the track." |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2607 |
before I get off track, let me tell you how I broke my arm... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2608 |
Next time, let's take the A train |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2609 |
You're physically on track, but it's the mental aspect that worries me. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2610 |
We're one infrastructure failure away from reaching our deductible. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2611 |
All this medical care is free now. So happy! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2612 |
I hope this is a flashback and if not that there is no reverse on his gearbox. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2613 |
Surviving the 8 story jump from their office derailed their plans so Bill and Jim decided the train was a better way to go. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2614 |
I said staying on track for our bucket list, not getting on track. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2615 |
We never learn, do we? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2616 |
Pulling Tolstoy with class. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2617 |
Talk about Paris! They have just announced another strike on line D of the RER! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2618 |
Why do we always miss the D-train? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2619 |
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, TRY AGAINNNNNNN... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2620 |
They dumped us. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2621 |
This time will stop those metro lobbyists dead in their tracks. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2622 |
This would have been much faster in Oregon. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2623 |
It is a metaphorical train. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2624 |
Careful. Don't touch the third rail. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2625 |
I told you the wrapping was just a waste of time. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2626 |
" I told you four years ago, they don't do whistle stops in the subway' |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2627 |
These are the brakes of the game. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2628 |
This is still better than being in there. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2629 |
Conflicts between the conscious and the unconscious are usually solved by the MTA, but this is getting ridiculous. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2630 |
I heard the new R-211's will have digital video screens. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2631 |
That's ridiculous, there no such thing as accident prone. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2632 |
Two more sessions should rid you of your Siderodromophobia. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2633 |
Another figment of my imagination, doc? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2634 |
I don't understand what's holding up the lounge car. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2635 |
How does the prospect of imminent death make you feel? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2636 |
Well at least they left better than they found us. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2637 |
We should jay walk during rush hour again. That was fun. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2638 |
I think we went off the rails a bit this week |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2639 |
Well, I guess we are cast offs |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2640 |
You're right, the commute is shorter but it can be hard to sleep in. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2641 |
Doc, exposure therapy should result in physical therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2642 |
Are you SURE this is the High Line park? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2643 |
"Boy, our last session was a train wreck!. I think we're on the right track now". |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2644 |
Oh, look it's Dee Train! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2645 |
Here's hoping we'll miss the next one. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2646 |
I'm prone to what did you say? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2647 |
when the going gets rough |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2648 |
The Power of Two |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2649 |
Tom, you really put the D in analysand |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2650 |
SOMETIMES LESS IS NOT MORE. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2651 |
If we survive this one, we get into the Guiness Book of Records. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2652 |
Trust me, In Vivo Exposure Therapy has strong support in the literature. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2653 |
Maybe this isn't what the doctor meant when he said to try to get back on track |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2654 |
Wait, I'm getting that Déjà vu feeling. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2655 |
"Well, there are other ways to get to Coney Island. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2656 |
"I always said you'd do anything for the D". |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2657 |
We'll damn well get it right this time! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2658 |
ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK THIS IS A REALLY STUPID IDEA. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2659 |
So, this too is your mother's fault. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2660 |
Where's Fearless Fosdick when you need him? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2661 |
Stunt work is all it's cracked up to be. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2662 |
A little late, but our analyst's advice of confronting last month's traumatic experience should be reconsidered. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2663 |
Doc, ever since you tried to show me that traffic is not dangerous, I have been having bad dreams about our sessions. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2664 |
Let's dig a hole!! Ha ha ha!! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2665 |
Good thing psychiatrists a required to be M.D.s. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2666 |
The partners say it's all about billable hours, dude. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2667 |
Cognitive dissonance be damned, this new evidence is beginning to convince me that things are never going to be great again. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2668 |
Can't hurt us this time, Fred. First, it's smiling. Second, only has wheels on one side. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2669 |
Fool me once, shame on... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2670 |
I thought this line was shutdown, but I've been wrong before. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2671 |
I always thought 'Medicare is the third rail of politics' was just an expression. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2672 |
We've never been very good at the whole timing thing. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2673 |
I know the healing process is tough but it still feels like we're on the wrong track. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2674 |
We seem to be stuck on the same track. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2675 |
Like I've said, don't worry...we have a easement. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2676 |
Medical euthanasia would have been less painful, don't you think? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2677 |
The cartoon is not visible......(not a caption,just a fact) |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2678 |
I told you the D was running this weekend |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2679 |
Facing fear - finally |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2680 |
OF COURSE HE SEES US. THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THIS SCHEME |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2681 |
Thought you said the worst was over |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2682 |
Trust me! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2683 |
I know we are helping our medical insurer but what did they mean about helping human evolution? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2684 |
At least we'll have coverage in prison. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2685 |
Wish my wheelset had come on time... Somehow I feel calmer with the Northbound D Train... This is usually more fun with pennies... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2686 |
Preoccupy yourself enough to relax. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2687 |
You know, I don't like to brag but... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2688 |
Trust me Art this is going to be much easier than base jumping! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2689 |
I think we have more pressing issues. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2690 |
Do you feel a breeze |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2691 |
I'll ask you one more time. Two plus two equals...? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2692 |
Rail riding used to be free and easy - now, it costs an arm and a leg! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2693 |
. . . HR said the company had a new fast-track accident recovery plan . . . |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2694 |
I know it's risky, but you really can't beat the view. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2695 |
What do you say next trip we skip the Club Car! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2696 |
De train, the train, tomato, tomahto. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2697 |
Don't worry, they're just testing the whistle on this one. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2698 |
I hate that sadistic motorman who stops the train before it hits us. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2699 |
I thought you said the next train was not an express. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2700 |
Your the one that got his arm caught in the emergency stop, not me! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2701 |
I know taking the plane is faster, but how can you beat this leg room? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2702 |
When she said the pain management clinic is on the D Line, she didn't mean ON THE D LINE. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2703 |
It does halfway work but these other consequences are a pain. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2704 |
This is just the copy under Pres. Trump's Unavoidable Care Act. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2705 |
This rehab center may not look like much, but I couldn't find a single bad review! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2706 |
Still horny for our 'golden' years? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2707 |
Oh good its the D train! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2708 |
This is gonna be one helluva law suit! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2709 |
#TBT |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2710 |
You were my destiny. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2711 |
Maybe we should rethink the whole 'safety first' thing. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2712 |
Don't tell me where on the uptown tracks. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2713 |
I've heard about experimental treatment, but this is a train wreck! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2714 |
This can't be the right track to recovery |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2715 |
Relax, we've got 25 minutes till E. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2716 |
May be we should run? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2717 |
Doc, I feel we're on the wrong track. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2718 |
It's more efficient than exsanguination. And, by the way, our incontestibility periods have been satisfied. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2719 |
Weekend service is the worst. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2720 |
Could be worse, we could be in Belgium. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2721 |
See I told you, we get way better rays on the D Line! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2722 |
Let me check our tickets again. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2723 |
Honey, I still think we need to sell this timeshare |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2724 |
This is what happens when our parents don't let us play with trains |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2725 |
At least we aren't on the third rail. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2726 |
Mind the third rail. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2727 |
Great, we're just recovering from your last Freudian slip and now your one track mind has us in trouble again. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2728 |
Reality TV is harder than I thought. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2729 |
It's really rough being an adrenaline junkie. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2730 |
We must be part cat if this doesn't work. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2731 |
Ah, now THIS is al fresco! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2732 |
I told you this wasn't the High Line. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2733 |
The disability train comes to the trauma track with tricked up treatment again. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2734 |
the two guys are sitting on a chair and waiting to die because the train would come over them and kill them. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2735 |
I must have missed the memo! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2736 |
So in these dreams, exactly when does the next train come? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2737 |
Accidents waiting to happen. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2738 |
Well, I AM known for my empathy. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2739 |
Let's try getting your life off track instead. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2740 |
What did you expect? The ad said, I was a trained therapist! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2741 |
Trust me, I'm a trained psychologist |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2742 |
If this doesn't get us on disability, nothing will. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2743 |
No, I don't think that train is going to Hogwarts. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2744 |
I was rejected for permanent disability the first time, but I think it'll go through real soon. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2745 |
That must be lunch. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2746 |
Fortunately, that train had a cowcatcher. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2747 |
We're not on the right track |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2748 |
It's not therapy without exposure, Tom. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2749 |
Duh, Mario, his real name is Drumpf |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2750 |
The nurse said to wait here and our bill would arrive in no time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2751 |
Your transference neurosis is likely to manifest in hallucinations. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2752 |
So how long have you felt you were surrounded by idiots? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2753 |
I just cant shake this feeling, We've been here before. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2754 |
It's tough living on the wrong side of the tracks. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2755 |
Is this Cheney's best train of thought? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2756 |
Trust me, it won't come this way again. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2757 |
Spring training can be painful. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2758 |
My medical diagnosis is finally on track. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2759 |
I know it didn't work out so well the last time we tried this… |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2760 |
Isn't this the same breakthrough about childhood trips to Coney Island we had last week? |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2761 |
My guess would be there will not be a third time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2762 |
But it's rent controlled. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2763 |
Fasten your seatbelt...it's going to be a bumpy night. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2764 |
I love this movie. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2765 |
Maybe we should move; it's 'way too noisy here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2766 |
This better work |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |