Contest #515


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515


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-03-28
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-04-10 (estimated)
Number of captions 4270
Number of responses 47448
Number of participants 1230


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Tell me about your childhood very quickly. 2.0000 0.14122 27 7 13 7
1 I think that’s all the time we have for today. 1.9048 0.19401 21 9 5 7
2 Looks like our time is up for today. 1.8889 0.17876 18 6 8 4
3 I'm afraid I'm still going to have to bill you for the full hour. 1.8889 0.15943 18 5 10 3
4 Let's not forget what happened the last time our session ran late. 1.8889 0.19619 18 7 6 5
5 I see that our time is about up 1.8824 0.18947 17 6 7 4
6 I see our time is almost up. 1.8333 0.18524 18 7 7 4
7 Now I want you to pay attention to how this makes you feel. 1.8333 0.18524 18 7 7 4
8 I believe our time is up. 1.8235 0.19620 17 7 6 4
9 I feel another breakthrough coming. 1.8125 0.18750 16 6 7 3
10 So this is the part of the dream where you wake up? 1.8125 0.22765 16 8 3 5
11 Well, I see we're about out of time. 1.8000 0.22254 15 7 4 4
12 This reminds me of getting your hopes up in the caption contest. 1.8000 0.24300 15 8 2 5
13 On the sunny side, we won't have to put up with the itching. 1.8000 0.22254 15 7 4 4
14 Wait for it. Wait for it... 1.8000 0.20000 15 6 6 3
15 Well, looks like we're all out of time for today. 1.8000 0.17457 15 5 8 2
16 This will be our last session 1.8000 0.20000 15 6 6 3
17 Looks like our time is up. 1.7857 0.21429 14 6 5 3
18 That last session was painful, but try to focus on the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.7333 0.18170 15 6 7 2
19 Just how much stronger do you think it'll make us this time? 1.7333 0.20625 15 7 5 3
20 I think we're BOTH getting tired of you re-living this nightmare. 1.7333 0.18170 15 6 7 2
21 Well, it appears our time is up. 1.7333 0.20625 15 7 5 3
22 Well, it looks like our time is about up. 1.7333 0.22817 15 8 3 4
23 This is the worst man cave ever. 1.7333 0.22817 15 8 3 4
24 That's all the time we have. 1.7333 0.20625 15 7 5 3
25 I'm having second thoughts about this train phobia therapy. 1.7143 0.22060 14 7 4 3
26 Sign my cast for good luck. 1.7143 0.19410 14 6 6 2
27 Well, it looks as though our hour is just about up. 1.7143 0.19410 14 6 6 2
28 I see that our time is up. 1.7143 0.22060 14 7 4 3
29 Curing your fear of women was much less painful. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
30 Don't worry.. Insurance will pay for everything except the chairs 1.7000 0.21344 10 4 5 1
31 The good news is, you're about to meet your deductible. 1.7000 0.21344 10 4 5 1
32 I think we're on the verge of a breakthrough. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
33 Do you ever get the feeling your life is just one giant metaphor? 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
34 After this, we transfer to the B at West 4th. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
35 I see our time is up. 1.6923 0.26274 13 8 1 4
36 Exposure therapy can be hit-or-miss. 1.6923 0.23709 13 7 3 3
37 Uh oh, looks like we're running over again. 1.6923 0.20831 13 6 5 2
38 How many 'likes' do you think will get on our Facebook page? 1.6923 0.23709 13 7 3 3
39 I don't like the new waiting room here at the VA. 1.6923 0.23709 13 7 3 3
40 For the last time, sometimes a train really is just a train. 1.6923 0.20831 13 6 5 2
41 I make terrible decisions when I'm plastered. 1.6923 0.23709 13 7 3 3
42 Not to brag, but I was a runner up for a Darwin Award last year. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
43 You don't hear that? 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
44 This isn't what I meant when I said we need to get our lives back on track. 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
45 Well, it looks like our time is up. 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
46 You're not insane if you're not expecting a different result. 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
47 This isn't what I meant by back on track 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
48 There were more people at our last meeting. 1.6667 0.25624 12 7 2 3
49 I think this should be our last session. 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
50 Time's almost up. 1.6667 0.25624 12 7 2 3
51 And how did that impact you? 1.6667 0.18803 12 5 6 1
52 Well, I see that our time has run out. 1.6667 0.21082 15 8 4 3
53 Looks like we're out of time. 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
54 Occupy Metro started off pretty strong. 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
55 I'm afraid that's all the time we have today. 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
56 I don't like these seats 1.6667 0.25624 12 7 2 3
57 Lets explore your "impending sense of doom"... again. 1.6667 0.25624 12 7 2 3
58 Same time next week, but maybe a different location? 1.6667 0.25624 12 7 2 3
59 I think reliving your trauma isn't doing either of us any good. 1.6429 0.19910 14 7 5 2
60 I hope this is the end of the line. 1.6429 0.19910 14 7 5 2
61 Maybe we'll reach our deductible now 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
62 Other than some minor loss of peripheral vision, my doctor says I'll make a complete recovery. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
63 The menu on this train is offers duck or squash. Your choice. 1.6364 0.27872 11 7 1 3
64 Sure, the pay's ok, but the product testing is brutal. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
65 Let's hold that thought for next week. 1.6364 0.20328 11 5 5 1
66 But the most hurtful part was being accused of lacking judgment. 1.6364 0.20328 11 5 5 1
67 And that's a wrap 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
68 Do you get the feeling we've reached the end of the line? 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
69 OK, maybe they'll get it right this time. 1.6364 0.20328 11 5 5 1
70 So, you're saying the key to accelerated rehabilitation is motivation? 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
71 Okay, train, best of three. 1.6364 0.20328 11 5 5 1
72 Ah! the 3:42! This will be our last session!. 1.6364 0.27872 11 7 1 3
73 One more after this and we'll be able to meet our deductible. 1.6364 0.27872 11 7 1 3
74 It's hit and miss. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
75 I hope this is just another one of your dreams. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
76 My anxiety seems to be getting worse. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
77 Nuts, the 6:10 is early again. 1.6364 0.20328 11 5 5 1
78 Perhaps exposure therapy wasn't the best way to go in your case... 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
79 Frank, I'm starting to doubt that homeopathy is supposed to work this way. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
80 Have you seen the remote? 1.6364 0.27872 11 7 1 3
81 Wait. Maybe it's lightning that doesn't strike twice. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
82 Relax, we've met the deductible. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
83 You were right. The chaise was better over there. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
84 Looks like we’re out of time today .... 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
85 Well, it looks like our time is about up again. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
86 Waiting for Godot takes on new meaning on New York's subway tracks. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
87 So I said, what's the odds if getting hit by train twice? 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
88 Let's discuss the idea that repeating the same behavior and expecting a different outcome is insanity. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
89 We ended last session with your keen sense of deja vu. Let's pick it up from there. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
90 It seems to me to be a case of repetitive train injury. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
91 No, I really want to be rescued. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
92 Siderodromophobia is a tough nut to crack, Mr. Jenkins. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
93 So I thought, "Why am I in such pain?" Then, it hit me. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
94 Sometimes in life we never know whats going to hit us. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
95 Maybe your fear of trains isn't completely irrational. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
96 Now, where were we? 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
97 You're right, Doc. I no longer fear trains. Can we leave now? 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
98 Hopefully, this goes better than last time. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
99 Well, my wife thinks I'm just accident-prone. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
100 I guess this is the end of the line. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
101 You're sure that's the back of the train, right? 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
102 I think that that is all the time we have left for today. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
103 This is the point where I usually wake up. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
104 I'm telling you based on the law of averages it will never happen again. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
105 And then it hit me. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
106 After our last session nothing would surprise me. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
107 I'm afraid we're out of time. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
108 But, you know how it ends. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
109 Run over us once, shame on you! Run over us twice,shame on us! 1.6000 0.30551 10 7 0 3
110 I've tested a lot of products for a lot of purposes, but who's going to buy train proof outdoor furniture? 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
111 ...and THAT'S when it hit me 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
112 I told you there was a light at the end of the tunnel. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
113 Sometimes a train in a tunnel isn’t just a metaphor. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
114 Virtual reality - is that what the kids are calling it these days? 1.6000 0.30551 10 7 0 3
115 I think we need to address your death wish first and maybe work on the train fetish later. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
116 Since our last session, would you say your fear of trains has increased or decreased? 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
117 Alright, last one, you have one second to live, what do you do? 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
118 Sure, living here has its drawbacks, but you've got to love the raised ceilings. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
119 Time's up. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
120 I'm afraid our time is up. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
121 Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
122 It may be time to give up and accept eminent domain. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
123 "I told you we were on the wrong track". 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
124 The one time it's on time. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
125 Fool me once, shame on you. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
126 I never said your fear of trains was irrational. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
127 Well, this ought to do the trick. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
128 Just one more time, and we'll hit our deductible. 1.6000 0.16330 10 4 6 0
129 The odds are that they'll go forward this time... 1.5833 0.25990 12 8 1 3
130 Facing your fear, take two. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
131 Them's the brakes. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
132 It appears our time is up. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
133 I'm afraid this will be our last session, Mr. Smith. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
134 Well, I'd say we have a 50/50 chance. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
135 Well, Mr. Brenner, our time is just about up. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
136 I guess the good news is that we meet the deductible. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
137 Unfortunately, the hour is up, but I think your life is back on track. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
138 Well, at least we're back on track. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
139 Didn't he say, "Stay on track for a full recovery"? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
140 What's the definition of insanity again? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
141 I forgot our safe word. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
142 D Train! I win again! 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
143 ...and there’s no such thing as global warming. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
144 Look, no one's ever died of déjà—. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
145 I feel safer here than at a Donald Trump rally. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
146 Looks like our time is up for today Gary 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
147 Well, our time's almost up. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
148 Let's talk some more about this reoccurring dream of yours. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
149 Don't worry, pre-existing conditions are covered. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
150 All right, full disclosure: I'm not really a psychiatrist. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
151 Ok, I get how TrumpCare works in New York, but what about States without a subway system? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
152 If only this itching would stop. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
153 Now we'll see if 'train' is as reliable a signifier as 'cliff.' 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
154 Are you sure that's the way exposure therapy is supposed to work? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
155 Most of my patients have trust issues. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
156 Wait, so...daylight savings already started? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
157 Sure it's a bit dangerous, but it's rent controlled. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
158 I'm thinking our time is up for today. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
159 In London they say, "Mind the gap." In New York they don't say nothin'. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
160 When the agent said the listing was a tad rustic but very convenient to the D Train, we should have asked, "How rustic and how convenient?" 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
161 Let's pick up where we left off last time, shall we? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
162 It pains me to say it, but this is the end of D line. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
163 So you feel like sometimes you're simply on the wrong track? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
164 And how is this going to make you feel? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
165 I'm telling you, if you sue, you won't have a leg to stand on. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
166 We're going to keep trying, Phil, until you overcome your fear of trains. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
167 Yeah, they finally stopped dumping patients on the streets. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
168 We should make our deductible after this. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
169 The final meeting of the Death Wish Club is now called to order 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
170 At least this time we can say we saw it coming. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
171 People complain therapy lasts a lifetime, but with my method we're done in just a few sessions. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
172 Let's get your life back off track. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
173 Looks like our time's up for the week, Jerry. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
174 Why don't you just buy a watch? 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
175 No more Uber trains for me. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
176 Stop me if you've heard this one 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
177 how could it be worse? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
178 I don't get it. I've always heard "just stay away from the third rail and you'll be fine." 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
179 Maybe this immersive psychiatry thing wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
180 Looks like our careers as stuntmen maybe coming to an end. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
181 'The subways are much safer than they used to be.' 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
182 How do those Darwin Awards work again? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
183 I know it will stop this time! 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
184 Now in this dream, you say you always wake up before the train hits? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
185 Hair of the dog. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
186 Your happy place is quite evocative, Richard. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
187 You're afraid? Good! Use that emotion! 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
188 If we don't reach our deductible this time, I give up. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
189 How many times are we going to try this "face your fears" therapy? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
190 You're my last patient of the day. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
191 I think we're on the wrong track. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
192 I hear that in the future they will be switching to crash dummies. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
193 It's early, AGAIN! 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
194 Okay, let's start where we left off last Thursday. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
195 Guess the light at the end of the tunnel was the headlight of the train. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
196 Quick question, remember how we got here? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
197 And how will this make you feel? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
198 The ad said 'office space conveniently located near public transportation' 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
199 I'm afraid this may be our last session. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
200 Well, it looks like our time is up for today Mr Johnson. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
201 They say the best way to recover from trauma is to face it again, head-on. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
202 Here we are again. You were just as sure they wouldn't back up last time. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
203 The trick is trying not to touch the third rail. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
204 This time, I expect a different result. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
205 This was the only recovery room in the city that our insurance plan covered. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
206 Ten bucks says it goes forward this time. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
207 Now, let's see if New York understands installation art. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
208 So, Dr. Siegfried, how much aversion therapy before I conquer my subway fear? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
209 Take your time-you're my last patient of the day. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
210 Does "the end of the line" mean anything to you metaphorically? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
211 We're just about about out of time. Same place next week? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
212 I'm beginning to think this cartoonist doesn't like us. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
213 Shoot, I think left the stove on. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
214 We're gonna have to move soon. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
215 Now you're on the right track for a big breakthrough. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
216 If this doesn't cure your fear of the subway, nothing will. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
217 Let's see Disability deny this one. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
218 Why don't we continue our session tomorrow in the ICU. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
219 Doc, confronting my fears every week doesn't seem to be working. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
220 What makes you think your mother is driving the train? 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
221 I like the exposed brick 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
222 You're repeating the same mistake. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
223 I gotta say, Bill, I'm starting to feel really run down lately. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
224 No, I will not trade with you. You had the couch last time. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
225 So, what's bothering you? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
226 Next we'll tackle your fear of skydiving. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
227 Yeah, I suppose you could call it an obsession. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
228 Wait, I thought it was accidental death OR dismemberment! 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
229 Rent in Manhattan costs an arm and a leg. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
230 I didn't realize how painful it would be to confront my fears head-on. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
231 Any anxiety? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
232 Now that we've conquered your fear of skydiving, let's work on your fear of trains! 1.5455 0.24730 11 7 2 2
233 One last game of chicken? 1.5455 0.24730 11 7 2 2
234 Third time's a charm, right Phil? 1.5455 0.24730 11 7 2 2
235 I must have read the weekend schedule. 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
236 After this, we should get complete disability. 1.5385 0.21529 13 8 3 2
237 Well, it didn't work the first time. 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
238 Ugh. I JUST sat down. 1.5000 0.16667 10 5 5 0
239 As long as we don't touch the third rail, we should be fine this time. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
240 It’s obviously moot at this point, but in therapy we must learn that there is a very important difference between an aphorism and a metaphor. 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
241 On second thought, perhaps immersion therapy isn't the appropriate course of action for addressing your particular phobia. 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
242 Nope, I didn't see this clause in my health insurance plan either. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
243 Tell me more about this tunnel... 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
244 I had no idea this is what the ad meant by a railroad flat. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
245 Hold that thought. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
246 I promise - This time we'll meet our deductible. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
247 This ought to do it. 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
248 Think it is too late to sign up for Obamacare? 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
249 Maybe we should find a bullet train,and get this over with. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
250 Are you certain Medicare will cover this? 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
251 After overcoming your fear of heights, we'll now work on your fear of subways. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
252 I keep on having this recurring dream... 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
253 You were saying, about the light at the end of the tunnel? 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
254 Try raising the good arm. 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
255 In our next session we'll confront your fear of snakes. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
256 Is it lightning or transit trains you can only be hit by once? I always get confused. 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
257 Well, lookie there, the D train is right on time. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
258 BOB MANKOFF 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
259 When I asked you to help me delve into my sub-conscious, I think you misunderstood. 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
260 I'd say we're both feeling a little run down. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
261 I warned you I was a train wreck waiting to happen. 1.5000 0.16667 10 5 5 0
262 I think I'm finally getting over my fear of flying. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
263 Well, you know what they say, "Third time's the charm". 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
264 I'm beginning to think reliving your accident is doing more harm than good... 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
265 Wasn't I fortunate to find a shrink with a similar Death Wish?! 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
266 Do you hear something? 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
267 Jeb?" "Yes, Marco." "Is that D as in Donald? 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
268 Let's pick up again tomorrow at 2:18. 1.5000 0.16667 10 5 5 0
269 It's really best to face these fears head on... 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
270 Best two out of three. 1.5000 0.16667 10 5 5 0
271 Should we call the book "Bad Breaks" or "Bad Brakes?" 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
272 My HMO suggested this treatment. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
273 The claims adjuster asked if our accident could be reenacted. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
274 I told you. The look on the enginer's face makes it all worthwhile! 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
275 At least it's on time. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
276 Relax. What are the odds of it happening again? 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
277 On the bright side, I never saved for retirement. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
278 My Exposure Therapy for fear of spiders worked like a charm! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
279 I still think a cash settlement would have been better. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
280 Even the wrong side of the tracks would be better than this. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
281 I've got a really good feeling about THIS train. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
282 Pre-existing conditions will not prevent us from winning a lawsuit. Or they won't prevent us from getting health insurance? Obama has made it all so complicated. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
283 I think Freud maintained that by reliving the event a few times we can overcome the emotional trauma. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
284 I'm beginning to think this homeopathic regimen isn't working. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
285 I'm afraid we've run over again. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
286 Do you have to be alive to sue? 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
287 At least we don't have to worry about getting a seat. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
288 Well yes, your dreams certainly are realistic 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
289 Whenever you think it can't get much worse, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
290 Think back... now describe to me when you first felt like you were run over by a train. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
291 Whew!Another close call! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
292 Do you ever think of dying? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
293 Those who say Obamacare is derailed don't know what they're talking about. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
294 Stop complaining; the ad said 'rent free' not 'risk free'. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
295 I told you the express would be quicker! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
296 This is nothing compared to a Trump rally. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
297 We'll talk about the tunnel next week. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
298 That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
299 This time I get to pick the lawyer. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
300 There's no way we'll be struck twice. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
301 I knew there had to be a reason these chairs were available. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
302 Remember when the subway was safe? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
303 So... last time we worked on your fear of heights... 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
304 In today's session, I'd like you to try facing your fears head on by yourself. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
305 We'll get more from them this time, I promise. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
306 Why do you think that these sessions make you anxious? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
307 Now we know what the D stands for. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
308 I'm a laid-back type of self-destructive. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
309 That must have been painful for you. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
310 I told you !This line is always on time. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
311 You look like a train wreck 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
312 I know this costs an arm and a leg but we're really making progress. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
313 Let's pick up where we were last time...you saw a big 'D' coming towards you... 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
314 What's the worst that could happen? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
315 I don't know that your insurance will continue to cover our sessions here. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
316 Looks like we're on the wrong side of the tracks again 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
317 This could go one of two ways. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
318 yes it seems dangerous but statistically the likely hood of being hit by a train twice is zero 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
319 Still you got to love the convenience. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
320 I feel my research on behavioral re-enactment therapy is coming to an end. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
321 I spy with my little eye something beginning with D. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
322 You said you also have nightmares of falling out of airplanes? 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
323 Got a penny? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
324 Here it comes again! 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
325 I thought you said this was the end of the line. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
326 Trainspotting isn't much fun. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
327 Well, it beats physical therapy. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
328 Still afraid. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
329 You have to admit it puts the pain from your divorce into perspective. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
330 Let's try once more to figure out what the train symbolizes. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
331 Well, Mr. Smith. This session has come to an end. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
332 Sorry Doc, I lost my train of thought...wait no, there it is 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
333 Well, here it comes... better late than never! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
334 I don't think this ever happened to Woody Guthrie! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
335 Getting your life back on track is gonna kill me. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
336 Let's enjoy the moment... 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
337 When you said a little R&R I didn't think you meant railroad. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
338 Oh, you're just a glass half empty guy. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
339 Your hallucinations just got a lot worse. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
340 So, are you still against Ride Share ? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
341 I think that we might be on the right track in discovering your irrational fear of trains. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
342 We're an accident that's gotta happen! 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
343 Just one more good insurance settlement and I'll be all set for retirement. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
344 Do you ever feel like you're on the wrong track? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
345 Now that we've conquered your fear of skiing... 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
346 This seemed like a much better idea when we were drinking. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
347 Don't worry. It's like Trump's becoming president, it can't happen. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
348 Look, aversion therapy is not meant to be easy. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
349 At least they didn't throw us under the bus. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
350 We should have listened to Ellington. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
351 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Really? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
352 Don't worry, it doesn't hurt as much the second time around. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
353 I have to say Doc, I'm deeply impressed by your commitment to Physician-assisted suicide. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
354 I've been feeling so run down lately. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
355 I really look forward to our Friday sessions. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
356 So the other day, my boss threw me under the bus. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
357 I'm Jake. From State Farm. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
358 If this guy slams on the brakes too, I'm not doing this a third time, pact or no pact! 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
359 Do you ever feel like we're pressing our luck? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
360 Face it Lenny, insurance fraud is in our blood. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
361 I know it doesn't feel like progress, but I feel like we're very close to getting you over this whole "fear of trains" thing. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
362 We sure 'kicked the tires' on that one, didn't we? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
363 Don't worry. Everything's already broken. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
364 Maybe it's time we stopped fighting eminent domain. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
365 Don't Move ! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
366 Next, we'll confront your fear of falling. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
367 Have some faith - we stopped it the first time 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
368 Well, Jim, the nightmare's almost over. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
369 I thought you said reliving the experience would take the fear away. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
370 "I'd like to revise my paranoia diagnosis. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
371 Sometimes, a subway train is just a subway train. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
372 Honestly, I didn't think living in the subway would be this hard. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
373 Amtrak costs an arm and a leg these days. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
374 It's what you take away from the experience that counts. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
375 Relax. They announced a sick passenger. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
376 I guess you're right. Your life is a train wreck. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
377 'Comfortable' I'll give them, but 'Accessible'? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
378 Do you have Medicare Part D. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
379 He said this is the only option our health plan covers. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
380 But you also said the truck was just one of my delusions. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
381 These sitdown strikes sure have improved. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
382 When I said 'we were going to catch the train,' I didn't think you would take me literally! 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
383 That's our time. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
384 It's just a train of thought. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
385 I feel your pain. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
386 I vote we abandon this whole bucket list concept. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
387 It's not the office visit, it's the commute that's killing me. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
388 I cannot tell if the train is coming or going 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
389 I'm afraid we're out of time for today. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
390 I hope they appreciate performance art. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
391 Shall we pick it up where we left off last week? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
392 Beats workin! 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
393 Be careful...don't touch the third rail 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
394 Mark my words, we will conquer your fear of trains. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
395 I feel your rat anxiety has subsided. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
396 Your mother hated you. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
397 I'm pretty sure Freudian analysis is based on theoretical trains. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
398 I met with my last patient on the turnpike. This is much more comfortable. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
399 Over my dead body. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
400 This re-enactment may help the jury, but where will it land us? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
401 Sometimes I just feel like we're on the wrong track. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
402 The question we have to ask ourselves is, 'Have we learned anything?' 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
403 Since our last session, I've come to the conclusion your paranoia is justified. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
404 I understand the importance of getting our lives back on track after the accident, but I'm not sure this is what the doctor had in mind. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
405 I warned them, see, hit us once shame on you but hit us twice, shame on…. Uh-oh. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
406 The first few sessions are the hardest. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
407 "'Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon"? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
408 Aren't we all in some way damaged? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
409 Let’s explore why you always feel run over. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
410 I'm not sure our course of treatment is on the right track. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
411 Let's make this our last session. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
412 Your metaphors for life are deeply disturbing and remarkably painful. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
413 I think this session will finally give me closure 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
414 The payout should be better this time 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
415 What are the odds of both of us getting hit by the same train twice? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
416 How many times a week do you have this dream? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
417 I don't think it's healthy involving me in your insurance scam fantasies. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
418 Are you sure we couldn't just work through this with toy trains and a little imagination? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
419 I liked it better when you talked me off the ledge 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
420 Only three more treatments before you are completely over your fear of trains. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
421 Well, that's about it for this week. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
422 I'm so glad our recovery is back on track. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
423 Studies still show mass transit is safer than our cars. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
424 Mass transit is the way to go! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
425 Yes, I do have violent dreams. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
426 We've really got to get better at reading these train schedules, Don. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
427 This is easy money. Let's get hit again and sue. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
428 These virtual reality helmets are awesome. That train looks like you could touch it. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
429 Are you sure this is what the doctor meant by our recovery being on track? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
430 I'm not sure we are striking the right way. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
431 This should get us over the deductible. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
432 I feel like a train wreck! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
433 My last therapist refused to help me face my fears. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
434 We've got to stop meeting like this. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
435 Looks like this is the end of the line. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
436 They say the second time is less painful. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
437 As I said yesterday, to most people "wait 'behind' the yellow line" is not ambiguous. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
438 Claim a pre-existing condition. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
439 Are you sure we've met our deductible? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
440 "How many times must I prove to you that MASS times ACCELERATION equals FORCE? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
441 Tell me again Doc. How is this going to cure my fear of trains? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
442 And how long have you had this fear of the letter"D"? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
443 I told you I'd keep you on the right track no matter how painful it got. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
444 I wouldn't want to arouse you angst any further, but did you notice that the train has no wheels on that side? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
445 When we're finally done overcoming your fear of trains we can start on mine. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
446 Our last session was a train wreck, but now I think we're on the right track. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
447 It's time we finished, my 3:10 is here. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
448 I think we're about to make another connection. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
449 You were right, the D train does smell kinda off. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
450 This time? Jennifer's tuition. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
451 Call me an optimist. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
452 Aversion therapy is always a little unpleasant. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
453 Oh look my four o'clock is early again. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
454 I'm starting to lose faith in our HMO. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
455 This time you are 100 percent sure this was the last train for the night? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
456 They warned me not to see a shrink below 81st. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
457 I really need to get an office. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
458 I feel like we're really making progress on the definition of insanity thing. 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
459 Do you think we are on the right track? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
460 I'll admit, it's an experimental treatment. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
461 Without Obamacare, there's no way we could live here. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
462 'No worries. He forgot to draw wheels on one of the sides.' 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
463 Yeah, but it's still safer than playing football. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
464 ''We were working on the railroad. Guess we didn't hear the whistle blow.'' 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
465 We should have brought the murphy bed! 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
466 Nothing is inevitable. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
467 I just can't shake this feeling of impending doom. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
468 I thought 'Obama-care' would go off the tracks 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
469 Let's make this one count. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
470 Well look who comes crawling back. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
471 I just remembered why this is a bad idea. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
472 Sticks and stones will break my bones but trains will never hurt me. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
473 Face it -- we're not accident prone, we're just stupid. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
474 Whoops, looks like our session ran a little long again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
475 I hope like hell they get the lighting right on this take. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
476 It is my professional opinion that you are obsessively fixated on the third rail and what it represents, though through our time together I admit I've come to appreciate your fixation, and even to share in it... you hear something? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
477 NOW do you believe that realtor saying? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
478 I thought it had a lounge car. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
479 The second and last "Face Your Fears" therapy session. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
480 I never can remember which train is local and which is express. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
481 I'm not sure your method of treating my train phobia is working. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
482 It still beats living next door to a violin teacher. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
483 We need a new hobby. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
484 I believe you have the Evel Knievel syndrome. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
485 I feel railroaded into this therapy session. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
486 I'm done heckling Trump. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
487 When is something interesting gonna happen? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
488 The Airbnb listing did say 'close to transportation.' 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
489 I figure this will finally get me above my deductible. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
490 I love being past my deductible. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
491 Dont worry. It's the Long Island Railroad so we are safe this time. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
492 It's still better than the bus station. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
493 Just one more hit should get us above our deductible. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
494 It might be the meds, but I just had déjà vu 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
495 We're safe here. The 'D' train never backs up. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
496 I think this dream you have of being in the path of an on-coming train might warrant further examination. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
497 Somehow, I feel like an accident just waiting to happen. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
498 One more round of desensitization should do it. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
499 Maybe this will get the VA's attention! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
500 When it starts, what if it's going away from us? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
501 We’ll conquer your fear of the metro even if it … 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
502 It’s normal for a patient to resist termination. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
503 I'm all for helping you confront your fears, but perhaps our third session could be in my office? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
504 This is not the right track to recovery, is it? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
505 The brochure said there are great views of the C. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
506 I think we're still on the wrong track. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
507 Stick us in front of a fast moving train once –well shame on them! Stick us here twice…. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
508 I didn't think it would be THIS hard to stop smoking, Doc... 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
509 Are you sure this trains going to stop this time? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
510 Just think - two more times and we get the world record. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
511 As Freud observed, we are pathologically drawn back to the scene of our trauma. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
512 The victory of hope over experience. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
513 What the hell? Yeah, I'll give you a refund if this doesn't work! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
514 See?! This is exactly the type of HMO screw ups which are totally avoidable. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
515 "Convenient to public transportation", my foot... 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
516 Break a leg! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
517 Next week, same time, same place. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
518 You're sure THIS time that the teleporter's batteries are fully charged? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
519 Psychologically, we've made progress. Physically however... 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
520 But besides this, how are you? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
521 Bad day to give up drinking. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
522 ...and why do you think you carry this sense of impending doom? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
523 I liked it better when we lived on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
524 How would you describe your divorce in less vivid terms? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
525 Be careful when you get up...that third rail is electrified. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
526 Did the A train go by already? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
527 Exposure therapy isn't working. Why don't you just get a car? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
528 As I've said, whatever doesn't kill us will make us stronger. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
529 They say the third time's the charm. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
530 Remind me again; What is it we're protesting? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
531 This airbnb is definitely better than last week's. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
532 Trust me... Superman will save us 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
533 We ought to think about homesteading somewhere else. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
534 Good idea to pre-bandage ourselves. That's real 7 Habits of Highly Effective People stuff right there, yup. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
535 My boss says I need to get on track. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
536 I'd welcome the other side of the tracks. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
537 Ready to try again? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
538 What sold me on this place is how conviemt it is to public transit. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
539 I distinctly remember you telling me to stay on track. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
540 It's still better treatment than the VA Hospital. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
541 Now that's how fast the healthcare should be! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
542 And why do you think our sessions are doing more harm than good? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
543 I'm getting the whistling sound in my ear again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
544 You know, I'm not totally sold on this online therapy. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
545 We will be on Easy Street...no really that's the next stop. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
546 I was expecting the Q train. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
547 Oh, how I long for a transit strike. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
548 You paint a very vivid picture. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
549 Your session is about to expire. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
550 Tom's new therapist was a train wreck. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
551 Which way do you think it's going? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
552 I think one more session should cure your fear of subway trains. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
553 I'm beginning to feel as if living on the edge IS our comfort zone 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
554 I'm telling you, the C train never comes down this track. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
555 It would be more convincing if it had all its wheels. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
556 Life is about putting your best foot forward and then seeing where things lead 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
557 Something's not right. In my dream it's the 'A' train. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
558 I have these crazy thoughts, Doctor--even right now, I feel like we're tied up under Penn Station. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
559 Are you sure this is the train that goes to the hospital? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
560 These fare hikes really do cost an arm and a leg. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
561 There's a reason the rent is cheap here. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
562 Let's go, Uber just came 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
563 Let's wait for the F. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
564 There has to be a better way to fight overcrowded beaches. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
565 So, I filed for disability and they told me it has to be a verified accident to receive payment. Well, this should do it. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
566 I so enjoy this frequent rider lounge. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
567 The vibration relieves the itching. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
568 Never give in to a bully. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
569 Let's not follow that train of thought this time. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
570 Who was it again who said, "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?" 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
571 As Freud might have said, Seymour, sometimes a train plunging through a tunnel is just a train plunging through a tunnel. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
572 Our doctor-patient relationship is on the wrong track. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
573 The important thing is that we've learned something... 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
574 What more could possibly happen to us here? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
575 I guarantee this time will be different 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
576 Trust me, immersion therapy is the only cure for siderodromophob… 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
577 They say three's the charm. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
578 It was supposed to be the A train. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
579 I figure this will max out our deductible. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
580 I had a suggestion box in my old office. Number one complaint- not close enough to the train. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
581 This should cement our disability case. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
582 Well, Mr. Boswell, I'm afraid we may have once again strayed into a dangerous patient-therapist boundary area. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
583 It is deja vu all over again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
584 Eminent domain? Nonsense, this will always be our home. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
585 Looks like we're running a bit late again .... 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
586 I thought you said this was going to be the A Train... 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
587 By the way, don't touch that third rail. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
588 I usually take the A train. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
589 I keep telling you, my methods are unorthodox. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
590 What pre-existing conditions? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
591 You'll be fine. We're nowhere near the third rail. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
592 Think of it like evening out a tan. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
593 My doctor says I'm right on track. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
594 Doc said I'm right on track. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
595 I think one more session and your fear of the subways will be gone. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
596 I really think we're on the verge of a breakthrough. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
597 Oh, great! Another insecurity dream about our sex life. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
598 If it works this time, you'll never fear trains again! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
599 Are you sure it was "Take the D Train"? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
600 Okay, this is the last item on our bucket list. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
601 The sensation you describe is called deja vu. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
602 Can't we find another way to get me in touch with my feelings? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
603 I believe the D train is a bit early today...... 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
604 Don't you think it's a bit too late for "if you see something, say something. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
605 Let's move past the trust issues. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
606 Now, this time, what are you going to do differently? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
607 If this doesn't go viral, I give up. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
608 I can't help but feel sooner or later our luck is going to run out. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
609 If facing your train phobia head-on fails again, we'll try some drugs. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
610 I said ‘Uber’ not ‘unter’! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
611 It's important to keep the discussion on track. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
612 Sounds like your inner critic again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
613 Maybe this time it'll satisfy our deductible. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
614 Who's your tort lawyer? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
615 Waiting for a late train is like adding insult to injury. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
616 Tell me again about your recurring dream that your life is going off the rails. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
617 Man! I would give my right arm to get on that train. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
618 ...it did get worse. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
619 I'm beginning to think this may not be a convalescent home. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
620 Are you sure we're on the side track this time? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
621 I told you not to enter into a contest reserved for residents of the United States, Canada (except Quebec), Australia, the United Kingdom, or the Republic of Ireland. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
622 Handicapped Parking Only 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
623 I wouldn't swear to it but I think we were in front last time. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
624 Let's just trust Automatic Block Signaling. Yesterday it almost worked. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
625 What if I were to say there is no such thing as an accident? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
626 After that last fiasco, I never thought that we'd get back on track. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
627 Of course it can't sit down on us it has a tender behind. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
628 So let's talk about your irrational fear of trains. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
629 Termination in psychoanalysis can be challenging to both the patient and the analyst! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
630 It seems we got sidetracked 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
631 I feel like you're avoiding the larger issues here. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
632 No worries, it could be days before it comes again. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
633 Well, the doctor recommended traction. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
634 Are you getting a whiff of deja vu? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
635 That was close. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
636 I thought that was the end of it. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
637 I'll show you the difference between fantasy and reality if it's the last thing I do. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
638 If at first you don't succumb,try, try again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
639 Sooner or later, everyone hits a third rail in therapy, David. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
640 Let's get this right this time. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
641 When I said that I would give an arm and a leg for a seat, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
642 In all fairness, Craigslist did say this would cost us an arm and a leg. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
643 This way, the railroad pays our hospital bills. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
644 I couldn't see how you could make a living from trainspotting, until one day it hit me... 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
645 I believe the term is 'to miss the boat' actually 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
646 Perhaps we should reschedule? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
647 Don't worry. It's the third rail that kills you. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
648 Whaddya know. . . I am over my fear of flying. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
649 Trust me, we'll be fine just as long as we don't touch the third rail. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
650 Tell me more about your deja vue. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
651 The essence of any phobia therapy is learning to stop and redirect your negative thinking. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
652 Maybe we should have started with your abstract problems. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
653 It DOES remind me of The Little Engine That Could! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
654 And another thing--I'm voting for Trump! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
655 Have we moved past expecting a different result yet? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
656 I blame Obama. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
657 One more shift into reverse, and we'll be flying first class. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
658 Don't you find the sound of air brakes comforting? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
659 So ya think I have loco-motives? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
660 Don't worry, I'm sure he's not going to move! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
661 I want to thank you for sticking with me through this office move. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
662 This time remember! We go on 3! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
663 The little engine that did. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
664 I swore I'd help you or die trying. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
665 Its the only way I know to get my opiod prescription refilled. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
666 You're the one that checked "convenient to the D train" on Airbnb. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
667 This is the only way your insurance will cover our sessions. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
668 It's probably a bad time to tell you that I lost the video of us jumping. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
669 I hope we get seats together. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
670 You say you are experiencing a case of "D" ja vu? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
671 Management wants us to reenact it. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
672 You know what they say: 'Location, location, location.' 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
673 Do you ever feel like you are an accident waiting to happen? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
674 D train, boss, D train. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
675 Why do you think your life feels like a train wreck? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
676 From my seven-year-old son, Henry: "TRAINing myself to relax." 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
677 Not nearly as innovative as your last business, "Third Rail Cupcakes". 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
678 As I've said before, the only way to deal with a phobia is to confront it head on. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
679 This "occupy" thing has gotten way off track. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
680 So how is your peripheral vision coming along? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
681 I'm afraid that's all the time we have. Again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
682 I think I finally know what the "D" stands for. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
683 On a scale of 0 to 10, how content are you with your life? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
684 What do YOU think it means that you constantly see "trains moving in tunnels"? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
685 Don't touch that third rail, Bill. They say it electrocutes you. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
686 Well, I'm not going to take this lying down. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
687 Last time was a fluke; this time my calculations are foolproof. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
688 Two more incidents and that week in Jamaica is ours! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
689 Don't worry, the D train is constantly out of service. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
690 So when you said you have an irrational fear of subways B, L and T you were talking about a sandwich? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
691 I'm protesting the quality of the tissue in the onboard restrooms. What's your beef? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
692 Are you sure it isn't lightning that never strikes twice? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
693 If it doesn't stop this time, I'm not doing this again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
694 Don't worry, it's never on time. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
695 Sometimes, Tom, a train really is just a train. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
696 Get the selfie stick out. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
697 Maybe this time it will finish the job 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
698 It's necessary, Bob, to demonstrate to you that going down the same track expecting a different result is the definition of insanity. In my own experience, I submitted countless captions to the Cartoon Contest, never won- and finally just plain quit. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
699 Feelings of anxiety are expected during exposure therapy. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
700 This is the last stop. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
701 We really should be getting back 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
702 Relax, you've met your annual deductible. From here on it's just a simple co-pay. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
703 Like I told ya Frank, cast itch, is covered by Obamacare ! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
704 Being a Crash Test Dummy isn't the same as the brochure describes. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
705 I thought Rx stood for Railroad crossing! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
706 You say 'it felt like being hit by a train' too often. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
707 So in that dream...did the train back up? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
708 This ought to help with your insomnia. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
709 Perhaps we should try a different approach 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
710 I'm starting to believe our wives are trying to kill us. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
711 I think I got my lines wrong. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
712 How many rounds is a game of chicken supposed to last? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
713 Noise ?? What noise ?? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
714 Maybe we're not cut out for full contact trainspotting. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
715 They pay more if you have a pre-existing condition. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
716 What are the odds it will happen again in exactly the same place? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
717 Is this the best way to catch the train? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
718 Don't you think we need a break? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
719 Again? C'mon, what're the odds? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
720 See? It's not really about Kate. Sometimes a train in a tunnel is just a train in a tunnel. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
721 Still, you can't beat the rent. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
722 What if the "D" doesn't stand for disabled? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
723 It's on time! This is the best luck I've had in 2 months, 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
724 This train almost never backs up. In fact, I've only seen it do that once. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
725 Hold on to that train of thought again. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
726 Don't you just love the look on the Engineer's face? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
727 We're getting towards the end of our exposure therapy. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
728 I know we need the money but twice in one week? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
729 You see, Mr. Smith, I meant it when I said I'd rid you of your fear of the D train even if it's the last thing I do. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
730 Before my wife made Engineer, we had to live all over the place! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
731 I'm thinking we should go back to turnstile jumping. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
732 Is there anything different about this train than the one you saw bearing down on us in our last session? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
733 What do you mean the train has left the station? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
734 You're overwhelmed with a feeling of déjà what? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
735 Another untimely end 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
736 Finally! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
737 Trains and tunnels... how Freudian. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
738 Let's try to pin down what's causing you anxiety. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
739 I'd say this IS the end of the line. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
740 ...The good news is that we'll be fully covered again under Obamacare. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
741 Hmm, Late as usual. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
742 Is this your idea of aversion therapy? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
743 Looks like my 5:22 is early again. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
744 Is that a smart watch? 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
745 Don't worry, this will get you closer to your mother. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
746 I'm happy it's not a car. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
747 once again, David Brooks wrote a column that many people thought was insufferably smug! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
748 Trust me on this...The second time's the charm. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
749 Imagine where we'd be without Obamacare! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
750 And remember: Don't touch the third rail. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
751 The hopefully final meeting of the Hemlock Society will now come to order. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
752 As I hope you're coming to understand, your fear of rats is unfounded. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
753 We probably shouldn't have signed up for the fast-track coverage. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
754 Don't use your pain as a crutch 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
755 Well, this is the end of the line in more ways than one. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
756 In one second, my leg won't hurt any more. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
757 So now that Scalia's gone, how's the Supreme Court gonna rule in Idiots vs MTA? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
758 But, it's like I told you last time: What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
759 This D Train thing was a disaster for our friendship then, and still is! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
760 You still think we're on the right track? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
761 This is a handicap sitting zone. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
762 Cheaper than moving to Oregon... 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
763 Now, where was I? Oh, yes - getting you back on track ... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
764 This time, remember to record. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
765 I think our hour is up. Same time next week ? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
766 It doesn't look like they are going to go around us this time either! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
767 ... and not only that, it makes really weird tan lines. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
768 How do we know this isn't Virtual Reality? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
769 You up for some ping pong? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
770 You have to be on the tracks to get hit by the train. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
771 Let's just hope insurance won't be denied for a pre-existing condition. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
772 If you're not committed to the therapeutic relationship, there's not much I can do to help you. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
773 You've got to understand physical pain. After that we can move on to your childhood. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
774 We are here to pay our respects to Johnie, his last words were watch out for D train. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
775 It's supposed to encourage quicker mobility... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
776 This train delay is really making me rethink this suicide. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
777 They'll stop? That's what you said last time! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
778 I wouldn't have taken him literally when he said we were on track for retirement. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
779 This new company training program is costing me an arm and a leg. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
780 SAY "LITERALLY" AGAIN. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
781 Well he hasn't stopped yet, I guess I owe you another dollar. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
782 I promise . . . if it doesn't work this time, we'll go straight to Oregon. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
783 We'll be fine, it's the D train it'll be out of service for at least an hour. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
784 I know this sounds like a back-handed compliment, and it is, but this is the best Tinder date I've ever had. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
785 Stunt doubles still on strike? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
786 I think this prolonged exposure therapy is really working! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
787 Are you still having that recurring dream about a light at the end of a tunnel? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
788 Oh yeah - the third rail. Now that'll kill you. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
789 I love life on the fast track. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
790 I really feel that we're close to a breakthrough. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
791 On the bright side, I've already met my insurance deductible. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
792 Sure, it's noisy, but you can't beat the rent. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
793 Are you having that dream again right now? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
794 This one track conversation is going nowhere quickly! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
795 Remember the good old days when we used to ride this train high on cocaine. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
796 Are you sure that was an R&R sign? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
797 How much do you think we'll get in the wrongful death lawsuit? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
798 Let's call it 'Twentieth century death with dignity.' 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
799 When will the renovations to your office be completed? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
800 Why don't we do the confrontation session in my office? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
801 In our next session , we can cover how facing your fears is the key to happiness... 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
802 Do you smell the roses? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
803 You can never admit you're wrong, can you? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
804 Like I said last time, it's all an illusion. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
805 " Living in the subway is a little challenging , but it is so convenient " ! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
806 I feel like I'm an accident waiting to happen. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
807 This is the last time we do acid, right? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
808 I'm having second thoughts about this fare increase protest. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
809 Watch out for the third rail. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
810 Be sure to avoid that third rail, it's a killer. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
811 Jumping's overrated. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
812 Not to worry, George. New law -- pre-existing conditions are covered. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
813 Trust me. I've had excellent results with this kind of trauma re-enactment therapy. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
814 This might be a case of rapid transference. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
815 5th time's the charm. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
816 I was thinking we could conduct this immersion therapy in your office next time Doc. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
817 I just can't decide if the insurance payout was worth the trouble. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
818 I think it's time to find a new man cave. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
819 Now, I'm no genius, but I swear the text said that the settlement conference was on track. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
820 I'll remind you that I HAD a nice office until your last aversion therapy session! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
821 I'm feeling good vibrations here. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
822 This should make us more symmetrical. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
823 It never occurred to me that the judge would award us the subway car as punitive damages. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
824 We should probably get goin'. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
825 Sorry—I got priced out of the A tunnel. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
826 You are not crazy to believe in peace. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
827 Way to go, man. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
828 Watch that third rail! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
829 This is the part of the therapy where you face your fears. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
830 I'm sure we're on the right track now. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
831 Yes, doc said our recovery is on 'D,' right track. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
832 With this one we should have enough to retire. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
833 I think we're on the right track now. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
834 I hate accident recreation. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
835 "Yup, it's the 3:10 right on time". 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
836 Couch or coach ? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
837 You know, Harvey, I've always loved your proactive spirit. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
838 The train missed us! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
839 We'll have to wrap up now: here comes my 10 o'clock. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
840 They really should put the bike lane somewhere else. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
841 Trainspotting is less pleasurable than I imagined it! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
842 Well this time I'm not moving until I see a really good reason to! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
843 Sorry, I lost my train of thought. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
844 I thought you called an ambulance. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
845 It looks like we are having difficulty getting on the right track. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
846 Don't worry it's the local 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
847 Now we're being left in a tunnel? Could our day get any worse? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
848 Trust me - with insurance scams it's third time's the charm. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
849 Putting "learning to be fearless" on our bucket lists was not a very good idea. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
850 We were just relaxing and minding our own business. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
851 Reliving experiences is good for the mind. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
852 Under Obamacare this is the only Euthanasia covered. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
853 I've never known a conductor to come down so hard on passing gas in the car. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
854 Well, time is up for our session. I think we've made a real breakthrough with your phobia! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
855 Some morons call it the Death train 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
856 Well, it can't get any worse... 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
857 If I was able, I'd have on clean underwear. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
858 Ugh -- I think my health insurance only covers the A and C uptown trains. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
859 My attorney asked for more substantial injuries. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
860 I know I'm the one lying on the couch, but I'm not sure if this is how exposure therapy works. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
861 Look, it's missing one of its front wheels! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
862 Watch that third rail. You could get hurt. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
863 Do you think this will fulfill our family deductible? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
864 I feel like I've been run over by a train. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
865 Is it too late to pay the deductible? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
866 At last I think I can say with confidence that your treatment is on the right track. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
867 Come back and fight! We'll bite off your caboose! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
868 Doc said if we stay on track we'll get better faster. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
869 How did that make you feel? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
870 Hey, the D train is on time fore once. Go figure. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
871 Well jumping off a roof didn't work. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
872 Quite frankly, it is the noise that bothers me the most. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
873 Train Delay? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
874 Now that's a fast HMO Express! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
875 So what do you think about the new Adele song? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
876 Trust me, I'm a doctor. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
877 I told you not to sign that timeshare contract. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
878 And how does my new office make you feel? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
879 Sometimes I wish we had taken the buy out that the city offered. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
880 I think we represent the other candidates in this tortured metaphor of the Republican primaries. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
881 I say, "Let's give it another 30 minutes, then we'll do the numbers" 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
882 Remember: don't touch the third rail. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
883 Do you think we're taking this insurance scam too far? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
884 So this is Medicare Part D! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
885 I told you that with enough trial and error we'd find the end of the line. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
886 My lawyer is in the caboose. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
887 If at first you don't succeed try again. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
888 I know, it's never quite like the first time. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
889 This is the second case of crash test dummy delusion that I've seen today! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
890 Does the train seem to be smiling? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
891 Just sit back and enjoy the ride. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
892 Are you sure this is the best way to get train watching into the X Games? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
893 Are you sure this is how exposure therapy works doctor? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
894 You know, it's not that we're all obsolete so much as that we are all the victims of deferred maintenance. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
895 Doc, professionally speaking, is this dream a metaphor for my life, my marriage, or what? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
896 They really need to update their emergency brake test. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
897 Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga choo choo? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
898 These vacations were much worse before Obamacare. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
899 Yes, of course our situation is lamentable. But I’ve got some news for you, Harry. Our situation is not nearly as lamentable as the prospect of being struck by a subway car that is rolling toward us even without a set of wheels. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
900 Where'd we get off track, Frank? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
901 But we still have two days on our Metrocards. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
902 Well, we dodged a bullet there! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
903 On the bright side, I'm finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
904 So in this dream, you're lying on the tracks as a train barrels towards you? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
905 Oh come on! What are the odds of the same thing happening twice in the same week? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
906 How's your arm? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
907 Well Mr. Dillon, it looks like our time is up for today. Same time next week? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
908 Damn! I was really hoping it would be the F train. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
909 Not sure this is worth the extra leg-room. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
910 Perhaps we’re using an old timetable. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
911 It's a draw!! You lost a leg, I lost and arm and it lost a wheel. Do you think the car has Medicare? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
912 My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
913 Man vs. Train: The Final Episode 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
914 You see, doc, I keep hearing these loud whistles then I wake up in the hospital. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
915 The ad said great light and easy commute. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
916 Tell all the boys on 42nd Street that I will soon be there ! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
917 This is the last time we are riding economy class. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
918 So this was your idea of how to get your life back on track. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
919 I'm skeptical about this "Underground New York" tour. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
920 Trump kept his promise. The trains run on time! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
921 Next time, lets fly! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
922 And the definition of insanity is.... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
923 I see we are running over on our time, again. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
924 You're lucky you know. You almost hit the third rail setting up your chair. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
925 When does disability kick in? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
926 Dang! There goes the Club Car! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
927 I think we're getting somewhere. Let's try again next week. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
928 No, I just attribute it to bad luck. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
929 What were we thinking hanging out *in front of* the train before? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
930 I've fixed the brake this time. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
931 You're right. It's a lot less scary with insurance. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
932 I hear this is an up and coming hipster area. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
933 They'll start stopping, trust me. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
934 You're right, it's hard to pin that one on mom. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
935 I'd say you're doomed. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
936 No, I don't know the definition of insanity. Why do you ask? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
937 I must admit that this immersion therapy is curing my phobia of trains. Now I'm just afraid of doctors. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
938 I'm not so sure about this trackupucture 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
939 If I also grab my personal third rail, you can charge me for overtime. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
940 I guess we should've known the D stood for "Donald" when the wheels started falling off but it still somehow managed to stay on track and break us. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
941 Oh, great, it's the local. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
942 ?? "Pardon me, boy, is that the Chattanooga choo-choo?" ?? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
943 Looks like we've run over again. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
944 If this video doesn't go viral on YouTube, I may need to go back to work. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
945 We miscalculated; I don't think that is Henry driving. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
946 Now let's try exploring your relationship with Betty Lou without using props. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
947 Anything new? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
948 I just don't know if people outside of New York can relate to this. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
949 I think this is our stop 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
950 Surely there's got to be an easier way to proof the kid's algebra homework, Terry? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
951 Whoops! Almost touched the third rail there. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
952 I think I just saw a rat! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
953 I told you to be nicer to that nurse. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
954 I'm startin' to hear that clickity-clackin' again. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
955 I told you we shouldn't have mentioned that we're Republicans. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
956 She said it should help our PTSD. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
957 I thought you said the D didn't run on Easter. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
958 You say I am always in this recurring dream of yours? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
959 I'd like to step out of your nightmare for just a moment. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
960 I finally feel like we're on track. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
961 After months of failed diagnoses, I still don't think we're on the right track to recovery. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
962 Bob, our relationship is really going off the rails. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
963 If I'm right, you go back on your meds. If you're right, you get to rewrite Einstein's definition of insanity. Deal? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
964 Doc, I admit the Fight Club therapy sessions were good, but I think we're on the wrong track with this one... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
965 Hit us once, shame on us. Hit us twice, we're gonna sue. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
966 Whoa, Déjà vu. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
967 Well, our group therapy sessions are down to just you now. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
968 This is nothing. You should've seen my last VA hospital. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
969 If it doesn’t work this time, I’m moving to Oregon. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
970 What are the chances of it happening 7 times in a row? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
971 Are you sure they said to wait here for the worker's comp guy? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
972 We've got to get our obamacare in before the election frank! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
973 It would be the last time either of them said "What could possibly go wrong?" 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
974 Finally , a nice day, 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
975 The prognosis was tunnel vision. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
976 One last time...is this train your mother or your father? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
977 If this doesn't work, we'll try a Trump rally again. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
978 The Lord is my shepherd............... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
979 Our lawyers are going to make a bundle on this. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
980 So tell me, how often do you hear trains? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
981 Earl, pass the remote 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
982 Might as well add "flat" to "broke." 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
983 Breakthroughs are always painful. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
984 Looks like we will have to pick it up from here in let's say 8 weeks. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
985 The rest of the furniture arrives tomorrow. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
986 I can't tell if we're coming or going. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
987 They say this is the fastest track to the VA hospital. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
988 There are better ways to decouple. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
989 Exposure therapy is not for everyone. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
990 I'm thinking this time is not going to be better! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
991 I think we need a better personal injury lawyer for these insurance scams. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
992 I hate playing the same track over and over. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
993 Typical, just when you find a great seat... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
994 I can't look to the left, is that train coming or going? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
995 Assuming you survive the therapy, your risk addiction will be cured. Assuming you survive the therapy, your risk addiction will be cured. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
996 Why yes, I do hear a speeding train. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
997 As far back as I can remember, my mom would always say "Tommy, you just never learn, do you?" 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
998 You sure this is the new underground railroad to Canada's free healthcare? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
999 The ADA ramp will pop out in just a second. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1000 Fourth time's a charm. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1001 Is your rehab on track? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1002 Are you sure this makes us stronger? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1003 Relax. My GPS is almost always correct. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1004 I hope the light at the end of the tunnel is on my left 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1005 And here I thought we were finally on the right track... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1006 Forget the consequences. It is the principal of the matter. Sure, we may lose another battle, but we will win the war. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1007 I have a new appreciation for riding the rails. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1008 Are you sure that's a Timex? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1009 We're just about out of time. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1010 I live on the other side of the tracks 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1011 What are they gonna do? We're Union. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1012 It's brake time! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1013 My life also started out on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1014 I feel like I'm in a half-assed cartoon. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1015 At least it's quieter than my last apartment. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1016 Have you ever seen the movie "Trainspotting"? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1017 Trainspotting becomes as a contact sport. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1018 It's better than sticking around waiting to win the New Yorker Caption Contest. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1019 That's nice, but we're here for catharsis, not deja vu. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1020 whoa. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1021 I understand exactly how you feel. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1022 This is not a healthy addiction. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1023 Sue for a million? That train just left. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1024 We've cured your fear of death! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1025 OK, let's see if you can focus and then get back on the right track. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1026 I'm 99% sure it's traveling away from us this time. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1027 Chair men of the bored. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1028 Riding the rails seems much more comfortable these days. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1029 What does it say in our contract about being laid off? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1030 one more hit, and we can pay for our college. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1031 I feel a breakthrough coming. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1032 When you said subway sandwich, I thought.... 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1033 Uh oh. If the "B" train stood for broken bones... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1034 This should satisfy the deductible. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1035 Are you sure you signed up for Obamacare? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1036 I feel like this exposure therapy thing is actually beginning to work. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1037 I don't want to seem like a broken record, but it's time we moved to the right side of the tracks! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1038 What makes you think it is a reasonable fear now? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1039 I`m not going to rail about living on the tracks. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1040 Those upper class hobos don't know what their missing! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1041 You sure this'll work?" "Trust me. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1042 Next time just *tell* me about your dream. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1043 I miss the days when we used to catch ambulances. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1044 Yes, nightmare recreation therapy always works. Why do you ask? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1045 In hindsight, I don't think it would have worked even if the trains did run on time. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1046 Of course this is the proper way to do exposure therapy. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1047 What do you think we got wrong last time? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1048 Looks like the D is the only thing that's not broken. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1049 I've always preferred light rail. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1050 Just waiting for the Malbec Train. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1051 We can't continue these sessions if you refuse to discuss your fear of trains. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1052 This probably isn't covered either. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1053 Do you have anything else you want to say? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1054 I can't find my transit pass. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1055 If this doesn't work, we'll try poison. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1056 This might be my last psychology experiment. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1057 You know honey..I think our ship is finally going to come in. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1058 Your accident proneness is getting contagious 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1059 I thought you said this was the caboose. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1060 Are you sure the doctor wrote T-R-A-C-K-T-I-O-N? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1061 I feel so lucky to have found someone with similar interests. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1062 Uhh, do we have a back-up plan? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1063 Some waiting room. I understand the doctor's in training. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1064 Do you think our YouTube video of this will get one million hits? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1065 We should just call in sick next time. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1066 What we really need is a platform bed. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1067 Doc, sorry to drag you into this recurring nightmare of mine. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1068 I don't know Doc; it certainly feels real. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1069 The D is so unreliable. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1070 How many times do we have to go over this, Chuck? If a train leaves the station at 9:15 AM and there are... 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1071 Ghandi would have loved us. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1072 I find the vibrations extremely relaxing. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1073 They're not going to pull that eminent domain thing on us. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1074 I refuse to believe that a New York train is on time. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1075 Their triage was good as far as it went! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1076 "I say dear fellow, don't touch the third rail. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1077 Sounds like a Tornado coming. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1078 Trains are my hobby 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1079 We'll continue next week. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1080 Good thing we don't have jobs, cuz protesting is hard work. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1081 The Mindfullness Gap 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1082 -There you go, I just lost my train of thought. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1083 Sometimes immersion therapy can be a tad intense. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1084 It's all so random. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1085 I'm beginning to have second thoughts on your exposure therapy. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1086 are you sure this is the only way we will get coverage? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1087 If we can make it here, we can make it anywhere. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1088 My life's work was getting this chaise lounge through a turnstile. What do I do now? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1089 Trust me. It'll stop this time. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1090 It's the new way of testing operators' response time. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1091 So much for 'third-time-lucky'. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1092 'The lower cost of underground psychotherapy is a result of increased risk." 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1093 I'm not moving again. You? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1094 If it doesn't kill you...it'll make you stronger. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1095 Now how does one conquer their fears? Head on. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1096 Now you know why the D train never runs on time. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1097 Yes, it's a risk, but think of how exciting it is to live on the West Side! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1098 we'd best be moving along before the cartoonist finishes putting wheels on that subway car 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1099 Oh busses are a piece of cake. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1100 I wasn't into rehab either. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1101 Are you sure this is what the therapist meant when he said: "Get back on track." 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1102 At least he's in-network. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1103 I asked for which doctor's office has the shortest wait time. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1104 Doctor, seems we're not on the right track this session. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1105 Psychologically, we're making progress. But physically... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1106 I guess they fixed the signal problems. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1107 Maybe we should worry less about the symbolism. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1108 It looks like our hour is up. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1109 I would prefer the 'A' train. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1110 This should work better than sitting in the bike lane did. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1111 Normally I use the 'A' train. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1112 Would you mind switching seats? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1113 Still beats the bus. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1114 Where do you see yourself in all this? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1115 Knowing what kind of a temper Cheney has, you still had to mention the missing wheels. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1116 Trust me, this time the video will go viral. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1117 Could be worse. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1118 There has to be a better way to get our lives back on track 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1119 You sure this will move us up on the V.A.'s backlog? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1120 Are you sure pre-existing conditions are covered? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1121 Next time we Uber, ok? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1122 D-Day, Part Two. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1123 Break time! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1124 Beats being at a Donald Trump rally. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1125 Wrong side of the tracks again! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1126 Sticking my thumb out doesn't seem to be working either. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1127 Tarmac on Tuesday? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1128 I get that your childhood was a trainwreck but I'm not sure reconstructing the memory is helping. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1129 Sometimes, a train is just a train. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1130 We could use a transfer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1131 Ok, already. I get it. You're a self- sabotager. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1132 We're testing the dummies on board. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1133 You call this progress? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1134 But on the other hand it is convenient, 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1135 Fatal a-track-tion... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1136 This isn't what I meant by 'see you on the other side.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1137 I hate waiting for trains, don't you? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1138 Well Jim, looks like we picked the wrong place to convalesce. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1139 This aversion therapy will definitely help you get over your fear of trains. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1140 OK, so I was wrong last time...but this is definitely the High Line. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1141 So if we live we'll finally be covered by our insurance plan? Cool. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1142 It's all about safety first. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1143 Can we please just fake a slip in a supermarket next time? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1144 You're positive Guinness has a record for this?! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1145 Let's try one more time to revisit your subway-phobia. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1146 Do you smell urine? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1147 This is my last one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1148 Not only that, I'm also developing a vitamin D deficiency. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1149 This is the only thing that alleviates my depression. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1150 This commute is killing me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1151 Are you sure workers' comp covers pre-existing conditions? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1152 Good idea, these lounge chairs. This way, they can't say we're accident prone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1153 90-10 he doesn't stop in time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1154 One can only hope that the second time around will be more successful 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1155 I'm thinking now that the N train will be a bit of a stretch for us. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1156 If it backs over us we can sue for double! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1157 I think it's time you approach your therapy with a little more urgency. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1158 I prefer the express. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1159 I dunno, Marty - what do you want to do tonight? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1160 Negotiating with management is no longer a Win-Win. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1161 I miss the old days. Carrying signs. Maybe throwing a rock or two. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1162 I think they call it out-patient treatment now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1163 It only hurts when they pass. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1164 Did Frank Underwood recommend you? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1165 Maybe we should just meet at a coffee shop, like everyone else? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1166 This never gets old. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1167 Family as primary care givers is not a good plan. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1168 Next year, I pick the vacation spot. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1169 It still beats paying for HBO. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1170 I told you we're on the wrong track. This is the D train. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1171 Are you sure that's the back of the train? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1172 Shoot, we missed our train once again. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1173 This didn't work out last time either. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1174 Don't get too comfortable. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1175 You're right, this is way better than taking the F. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1176 How'd that miss? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1177 I've got a bad feeling about this exposure therapy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1178 Not to worry; Accident Prone Disorder is my specialty. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1179 You'll feel a little pinch. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1180 See you on the other side of the tracks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1181 Next time, I'm going to read the fine print on those discharge forms. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1182 Oh, you have a fear of *planes*! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1183 We're trying to be the first New Yorkers to get hit by every train. 3 down, 19 to go. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1184 It's painful for me too, but this won't work unless we stay on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1185 Let's see them try to settle this one in Small Claims. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1186 With our HMO we should have paid for the private room. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1187 It'd be kinda nice being in there right now wouldn't it? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1188 Our other clinic is in Monument Valley 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1189 I hope they have sorted this couch to train service 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1190 Only eight more times until Cats is off Broadway 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1191 They said we should take the A train 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1192 My doctorate is from Harvard but I'm training in New York. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1193 It's not as safe to wait for the D train here, but at least it smells better than the platform. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1194 What makes you think that this time will be any different? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1195 Third time better be the charm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1196 My doctor says I'll be able to get out of rehab real soon! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1197 Just because you feel my pain doesn't mean you understand me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1198 Whatever you do, don't touch the third rail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1199 They did say that trainees would be taking care of us. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1200 So tell me about your fear of being hit by a train 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1201 i think i can-in confidence-confirm, mr egglesby- that yours is an authentic case of 'one-track-mind' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1202 You'll have to speak up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1203 Wait, you don't have life insurance? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1204 Man, I wish I knew how to quit you! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1205 Life should only be so easy ! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1206 Try to relax... another train should be coming through soon. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1207 We should be able to retire after this one. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1208 Do you think SPF 50 is enough for now? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1209 Yeah, we missed it but you still can't say we've never caught a break. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1210 No, you're not insane because you're expecting it to be a little different this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1211 Tell me again--how this will make us rich. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1212 With this final exercise, your desensitation will be complete. You will be cured of your siderodromophobia and can live a normal, healthy life. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1213 I think it's safe to say that we both a break though. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1214 How is this train staying upright on only one rail and with wheels only on one side? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1215 Let's continue where we left off last time...you were talking about your sense of doom, hmm? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1216 These casts really are indestructible! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1217 Your fears are genuine and deep-seated. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1218 I call it 'extreme rebirthing.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1219 OK, now concentrate and visualize what the train wheels looked like on the other side 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1220 If I'm still afraid of trains after this session I'm asking for my money back. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1221 NOT to worry the train is NEVER on time! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1222 He did say it was "On the D-train". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1223 Where else you gonna get part-time and benefits? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1224 Is that the front or the back. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1225 So in this dream did it hurt when the train hit you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1226 They never give us a full 15 minute break anymore. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1227 Hey, Uber didn't work so great in the beginning either. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1228 On the other hand, it's rent controlled. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1229 I'm going downtown--on the express. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1230 Our new vacation policy really hurts. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1231 The bnb's owner asked me to mention his proximity to local transportation in my review! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1232 Rest before the D train, they said. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1233 This is not what I meant by alfresco dining 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1234 I'm beginning to question the wisdom of LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1235 This is definitely in network 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1236 Your therapy is right on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1237 Maybe now we'll meet our deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1238 You are sure we have reached the annual maximum out-of-pocket insurance co-payments? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1239 One more session aught to be enough to overcome your fear of trains. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1240 They usually stop. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1241 I admire the tagger's use of shadow and light 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1242 I think the D Train is more reliable 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1243 I'm afraid our time is almost up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1244 I think you're afraid of confrontation 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1245 Do you think the "D" takes us to the hospital? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1246 We'll be downtown in no time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1247 Batman to Superman: It's showtime now. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1248 Not to worry sweetheart, our insurance covers pre-existing conditions. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1249 I'm just trying to make meaning from experience. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1250 Ever feel like your life has come off the rails? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1251 I've woken up in worse places. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1252 "Hows your day going"? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1253 Well, Gary, let's hope the third time's the charm for these life insurance policies. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1254 This is not what I meant when I said that we should downsize and travel more. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1255 Doc, I'm not sure this re-enactment therapy is the best idea.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1256 You were right, we should have just taken a cab 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1257 The 5:24 is right on time--unfortunately. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1258 I thought 'Watch the Gap' was just for the riders. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1259 There's nothing to worry about. This train's never on time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1260 'I'm pretty sure we're on the right side of the tracks now.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1261 Learning to face your fears sounds so good on paper. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1262 If this train left the station 20 minutes ago, how long will it take the ambulance to meet us at the next one? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1263 Sorry, you were saying about the accident? I momentarily lost your train of thought... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1264 Certainly, but dig deeper. This fear of trains comes from something that happened during your childhood. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1265 It's transference not transference 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1266 I really feel they need to be clearer about what they mean by a 'training analysis.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1267 I hope you are right that the D Train has better insurance. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1268 You know what? A low deductible is not the be-all and end-all of insurance. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1269 I don't know what's worse, housing costing a figurative or a literal arm and a leg. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1270 My pain management doctor says I'm on the right track to recovery. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1271 Wow...Medicare Plan D is more expensive than I thought. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1272 Do you still want a second opinion? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1273 Eventually you'll begin to _fear_ getting hit by the train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1274 'Get right back on that horse' sounded good at the time! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1275 I really hate reenacting my dreams. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1276 '' Where was Superman when we needed him.'' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1277 The D train is late today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1278 But people always said we had tunnel vision. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1279 So it's the D again--we'll continue this on the other side this time, sliding scale. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1280 Tell him to stop! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1281 Second time lucky. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1282 Doc, this is the perfect location to talk about my past! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1283 It's like waiting for the Republican presidential nominee to be announced 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1284 " That railroad pension plan isn't as good as I had hope it would be". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1285 I'd feel better if that "D" were changed to an "R." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1286 Exposure therapy takes time. But perhaps we should have started with your social anxieties. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1287 Remember the last time we tried to flag down the D train? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1288 I told the ambulance driver that I won't be able to train for a while! I'm not sure he understood! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1289 The D Train is early today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1290 It’s just one damn train after another. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1291 Last time I took the A-train and all I got was this lousy cast. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1292 Nah, we have plenty of time it's an NJ Transit train 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1293 I'm thinking sky diving next. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1294 Enough about your mother. Now, tell me your first memories about your father." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1295 I think these lounge chairs hurt our credibility in court 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1296 We should have given that Red Cap a tip. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1297 Same time next week? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1298 Let me stop it with my cast! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1299 It was a hell of a ride. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1300 Beach is a state of mind 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1301 Being an immigrant sucks 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1302 Sorry doc, my insurance doesn't have triple indemnity. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1303 Dr. Mortimer's dream theory suffers a major setback. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1304 No, thinking about ones mortality is actually very common. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1305 Facing fears is important. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1306 They don't make locomotives the way they used to. In the old days, we'd have still been in the hospital for another two or three weeks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1307 In this job market even an unpaid internship makes sense. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1308 Today I'm going to have to cut you off early. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1309 Somehow train watching isn't what I expected. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1310 This time we get it right! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1311 As avid locomotive enthusiasts, Dave and Tom never stopped to question their devotion. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1312 Do you think the Union Lawyers will believe us? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1313 This is the first time you mentioned your father... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1314 I know this is painful for you, but it is nothing compared to Manhattan Office rental rates. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1315 This is going to cost us an arm and a leg! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1316 Maybe we should rethink this Airbnb, the location is great, but... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1317 I don't think this is what doc meant by traction. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1318 Like they say: 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1319 This time we'll show that the Affordable Care Act is a scam!!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1320 Sometimes I just feel I'm on the wrong track... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1321 At least we gave as good as we got. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1322 Time's up. Now if you excuse me I have another patient waiting on track 9. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1323 This is us. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1324 Same light at the end of the tunnel as last time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1325 My disability has almost run out. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1326 You won't have to worry about the bill. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1327 That was unexpected. Have you seen the movie Ghost? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1328 In spite of the occasional intrusions, it's a decent place. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1329 Well, I guess there are worse things that could happen. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1330 That's the last time I use Craigslist. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1331 I think we've made some great breakthroughs today. Unfortunately, we are out of time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1332 This is D end.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1333 It could always be worse. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1334 Thank goodness for Obamacare. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1335 I told you we should of used Uber to go to the clinic. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1336 I don't think it's so much the bandages, our our proximity to the trains, I just don't think we're catching the kind of rays in here we had expected. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1337 As long as the “lightning only strikes once” idea holds, we should be ok. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1338 I guess this is what passes for healthcare these days. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1339 We'll have to change at 145th street to the "A" to get to Presbyterian Medical Center on 168th street. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1340 You must face your fears of getting run over by a train, even if you do get run over by a train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1341 To management, "Request additional 6 months sick leave, starting tomorrow." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1342 I'm starting to question our physical therapist's tactics. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1343 Once again, it looks like our time is up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1344 This is not what I had in mind when I said "I share your pain". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1345 Perfectly safe as long as you don't touch the third rail, why do you ask? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1346 It's all about the gentle warm breeze. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1347 I wonder if Donald Trump will pay the driver's legal fees? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1348 This is the last time I play Chicken with you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1349 This is The MTA with an important message: There has been a regression on the track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1350 I feel that the train hallucination is becoming more real 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1351 "This is the best hospital, isn't it Larry?" (by Frances Bell, age 6) 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1352 Maybe we should have taken the "B" train? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1353 We're just a couple of guys with some LOCO motives. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1354 I've always wanted track lighting 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1355 …and in sharing your fears, they begin to lose their power. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1356 What would James Bond do? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1357 You getting any R & R ? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1358 I dunno Bob, I just feel like Trump speaks for me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1359 We've learned that your fears are very real. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1360 We're on the right track for a workman's comp settlement. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1361 I thought that "third rail" thing was simply a figure of speech....... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1362 You can take a taxi if you want to. I am waiting right here for d' ambulance. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1363 The MTA is gonna strike again 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1364 What doesn't kill you... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1365 If this doesn't get us into Guinness, I'm done. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1366 Second time is the charm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1367 Come on ya dumb train, double or nothin'. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1368 Maybe we should switch to the local. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1369 This is what we get for enrolling in Medicare Part D? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1370 The air down here is going to kill us one of these days. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1371 D train's a mite early today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1372 Don't you think it's time we gave up train spotting. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1373 I think we're both suffering from a one-track mind. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1374 Still doubt the power of positive thinking? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1375 I told you--we both get hurt when there's transference. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1376 What are the odds of this happening twice, right? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1377 Sometimes, I just feel accident-prone. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1378 So then she said it was time for 'exposure therapy'... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1379 I hope you have enough pain pills left for both of us. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1380 Time to stop blaming others for problems. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1381 Its like i said, Frank. 'Lay down on the couch and I'll show you my big D. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1382 A light at the end of the tunnel indeed. Be careful what you wish for... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1383 You said you wanted a recliner that vibrates. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1384 Third time's a charm, right? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1385 We'll be safe here, if the train goes any further it goes into the washing station. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1386 I paid extra for the lounge car. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1387 Now, I think we're all feeling a little hurt after last week's session. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1388 Tell me about your biggest fear. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1389 I hope Obama Care covers train wrecks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1390 We might not like it, but Pres. Trump's made the trains run on time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1391 I love living at the last stop. You don't have to rush to catch the train. It always travels in your direction. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1392 My staycation has it all: saving money, beating crowds, avoiding sun exposure. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1393 With this we should be able to meet our deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1394 Maybe we'll finally meet our deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1395 No way this train arrives on time twice in a row. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1396 And this is still safer than a Trump rally. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1397 I never knew train-spotting in a city would be such a dangerous hobby. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1398 It's on time, but shouldn't we be on the platform? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1399 We should have taken the A train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1400 Usually it's a little girl telling me I can fly, but whatever. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1401 Are you sure this is an express train....? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1402 Lightning doesn't strike twice, huh? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1403 See - it can't be real if it doesn't have wheels in both sides. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1404 It still beats than the crowds at the High Line. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1405 3 down 99,997 to go. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1406 Really? I prefer Blonde on Blon.....oh. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1407 Oh God, here we go again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1408 OK ... one more time ... you hear a rumble and a screech of brakes ... and then what? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1409 Lightning never strikes twice. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1410 Yeah, one of these weeks they'll be movin' this old subway car, and we'll hafta find another place to reminisce... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1411 When did you first realize your life was off track? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1412 Then I figured, how much worse can it get? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1413 The "D" stand for we're dead man and don't be late! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1414 I'm finally getting my life on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1415 They always return to the scene of the crime. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1416 We'll get it right this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1417 I don't care if it is rent controlled, its' time to move. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1418 I feel like we're finally getting back on track... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1419 The 'Subway Fixer Upper' is right on time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1420 If those suckers lived here they'd be home by now! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1421 I don't know Doc'... I'm beginning to suspect that this isn't the best way for me to get over my fear of trains... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1422 Again, sometimes a train is just a train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1423 Maybe this one won't hit me as hard as my divorce. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1424 My wife says I'm careless but I tell her I just have really bad luck. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1425 After this, our health insurance will finally pay for everything. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1426 Aren't you happy? This way we save the airfare to Oregon. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1427 We should have tried this the first time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1428 Practice makes perfect 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1429 It's better to get hit with it all at once. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1430 The doctor said we shouldn't move. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1431 Sometimes I feel like I keep setting myself up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1432 Here's to a speedy recovery. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1433 This isn't a tenure track position. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1434 By golly, Bob, we've finally trained them! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1435 Not MY president. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1436 Next week, can I confront my fear of the B train? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1437 Why does the D train hurt more than the others? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1438 There has to be an easier way to make a living other that suing the subway company for pain and suffering. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1439 Unfortunately it looks like our time is just about up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1440 Where'd you say Verna got the name of that ambulance chaser? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1441 Volunteers test new battleground casts 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1442 No one forced you to hire the guy who teaches people to face their fears head-on. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1443 Well now we know what the 'D' stands for... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1444 I have come to the unexpected conclusion that your anxieties are well founded. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1445 My lawyer says if I can keep faking it I am on track for a big settlement. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1446 Thank goodness, this time it's a local and not the express. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1447 It's the price you pay for living life in the fast lane. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1448 Are you sure we're on the right track? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1449 We'll get a free ride now 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1450 Hombre , it's not the speed , it' the direction ... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1451 He must know all the handicapped parking spots were taken 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1452 But as we established last week, the Subway DOES exist. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1453 Maybe it will be different this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1454 Don't worry, you won't find a D train here, they take the bridge. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1455 They said physical therapy might hurt. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1456 Their first attempt at suicide wasn't a success, so... "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again", said by the famous William E. Hickson. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1457 Let's call off the bet. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1458 Been feeling rundown as usual, doc. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1459 I definitely thought they said brains. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1460 If only hospitals had an express service. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1461 If he backs up, our health care insurance carrier will drop us for sure. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1462 Yeah, 'Blood On The Tracks' was my favorite Dylan album too! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1463 I wonder what the D stands for? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1464 Darn, I'm not supposed to move this arm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1465 How 'bout those Mets? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1466 Just don't touch the third rail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1467 Don't take this lying down. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1468 Okay, today's exercise should clear up your siderodromophobia 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1469 This was the cheapest office that I could afford. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1470 IF YOU DONT SUCEED THE FIRST TIME, TRY TRY AGAIN 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1471 Do you still advise me to live in the moment and not worry about the future? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1472 After this I think we'll be ready to tackle your fear the of heights. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1473 Yes, I'm sure these sessions will deal with your phobia. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1474 Did you check to see if our policy excludes preexisting conditions? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1475 I still believe it: what doesn't kill you ... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1476 Remember, they can't turn you away just because you have a pre-existing condition. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1477 I get claustrophobic in tunnels. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1478 This new insurance company stinks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1479 Okay, this time, just imagine it's moving. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1480 Well, I am convinced that your Siderodromophobia is based in reality. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1481 I think I'll go back to helping sex addicts. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1482 She self-identifies as a monorail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1483 I just feel like I'm on the wrong track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1484 In these times of uncertainty, I find the inevitability of a moving train to be oddly reassuring. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1485 I know I need to quit this, but I'm not sure I've hit 'rock bottom' yet. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1486 The D train is the fastest way to Yankee Stadium. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1487 I'm going for full retirement - last time the jury only awarded me half million dollars. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1488 And what does this 'big train' remind you of? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1489 What did I say before we left? You're just gonna have to hold in it now. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1490 ...and this is a recurring dream? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1491 You know, it didn't stop the first time... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1492 Oh Crap! Not again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1493 Next time Fred... You sit in the front seat... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1494 My father always said you came from the wrong side of the tracks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1495 I heard that. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1496 I know a really great place to be on life support. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1497 Oh well. See you on the other side! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1498 okay , here is how shock therapy works 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1499 I know our little scheme looked good on paper, but somehow I feel we've overlooked something in its execution. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1500 We just can't catch a break. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1501 No problem, we're at 206th street. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1502 I "I'm beginning to regret that 'Doctors without MetroCards' joke I made at the ER. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1503 I hear the drivers will meet the track workers soon to go over our complaint. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1504 I don't understand why so few people are showing up to our support group 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1505 Well, there's always parachute-less skydiving. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1506 Patient exhibits signs of derailment. What color tie should I wear tomorrow? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1507 Our ambulance chaser will be here momentarily on E. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1508 Suddenly, being on the wrong side of the tracks doesn't sound so bad! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1509 The view from this Airbnb isn't that much better than the last one. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1510 Let's go for broke. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1511 On the bright side, the rent is affordable. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1512 Train workers never strike twice! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1513 These helmets are great! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1514 I'm pretty sure they said the MTA have the best coverage 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1515 Are you absolutely sure eminent domain works like this? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1516 I feel we're on track for a speedy recovery. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1517 I forwarded my mail to your house. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1518 D Train's latest hits. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1519 Looks like they fixed that switch 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1520 You know Frank. This didn't work out too well the first time so explain to me why we're doing it again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1521 ...just one more leg to go! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1522 Break time is about over. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1523 I'm not too bad. How about yourself? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1524 I couldn't imagine being anything other than a stuntman. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1525 Sooner or later we need to find Zoe! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1526 The view is not too good but it is close to Metro. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1527 Still less painful then going through our insurance. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1528 ...and the insurance company won't suspect a thing!!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1529 I'll prove to you that it wasn't the third rail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1530 Doctor, I went along with your fear of heights therapy, but I’m having second thought about this. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1531 THE RESORT FOR DEDICATED RAILROAD WORKERS ON DISABILITY 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1532 D Train! D Train! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1533 If we don't win a Guinness World Record this time, I'm out. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1534 Wow this television is really realistic! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1535 I am not sure the insurance company is going to buy this. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1536 Ahhh...here it comes...three months in a nice hospital bed....three squares a day...pretty nurses...What could be better? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1537 I know our last session was traumatic, but I think we're on the right track this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1538 I had a great job and a wonderful girlfriend in Paris, but I missed all this. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1539 I'm not sure everything is better with alcohol. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1540 I kept telling you: See something say something! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1541 Relax - we're nowhere near the third rail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1542 We should have voted for Frank Underwood. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1543 Uh Oh! It has that smile again! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1544 You gotta cigarette? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1545 finally, an end to our suffering. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1546 Looks like the train is going dangerously fast again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1547 Describe to me again, the moment you saw the light. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1548 Too bad our insurance won't pay for a better rehab facility. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1549 Let's keep our recovery on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1550 Next time we occupy Wall Street, I vote we work the main level. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1551 We're covered, as long as this is a local. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1552 that's the last time I buy "baggage class"!!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1553 I'm starting to understand why the rent is so good. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1554 (Sound of train screeching to a halt) "Previously on Subway Post-Op..." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1555 Don't worry, if you don't survive I won't bill. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1556 Can't afford to move. We're broke. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1557 Well, as Einstein said, 'Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1558 Is this the train waiting for the wrecks that have already happened? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1559 Just stay away from the third rail. That's really dangerous. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1560 Your anxieties are of a common, yet surprisingly vivid character. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1561 Just finished reading Anna Karenina. I'll text her back. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1562 Did you leave a note for the therapist? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1563 Providing we eschew rats and the third rail, the place is quite commodious. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1564 I'm sure glad our year of living dangerously is almost over. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1565 I am being rail lazy today! I wish there wouldn't be any trains going through every 5 seconds. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1566 I mean, what are the chances? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1567 Well, look on the bright side. The train didn't come off unscathed. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1568 We'll be at Coney Island in no time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1569 I don't think this therapy is working on my fear of trains. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1570 We should've waited for the express. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1571 Have you overcome your fear of train tracks yet? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1572 As Dorothy Parker said, 'The Bronx, no thonx.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1573 If you see something, say something. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1574 Stranger Under A Train 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1575 We'll be at the ER in 15 minutes or less, I betcha! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1576 Once again, I feel as though we are on the wrong track 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1577 That ride cost us some arms and some legs. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1578 I know the MTA provides sick leave, Haversham, but I really need to finish installing those right rear wheels! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1579 Third time will be the charm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1580 Again? You need remedial psychology "training"? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1581 Sometimes I just feel like we're at the end of the line 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1582 Sure the furniture is nice, but still I'm a little uncomfortable. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1583 I think it's time we had another break. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1584 yeah... under my new PPO this is the best room I can get 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1585 Let's go over this whole "lightning never strikes twice" theory of yours again ... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1586 Ya' can't beat the rent! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1587 Once again, I respectfully state that you are on the wrong train of thought. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1588 File it under the, "Lightning don't strike twice rule." We're good. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1589 You're making great progress John. I think we can talk politics again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1590 Oh well, the five ten should be along in a few minutes! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1591 You should see what happened with Dave and the 4 train last week. Damn near paid off his house. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1592 Relax, we're taking the 'A' train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1593 I'm glad we signed up for the Dr. Kevorkian plan. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1594 "D" as in "Deja vu". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1595 It's a good training. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1596 Maybe we'll catch a break. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1597 Looks like we're out of time again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1598 You would think it had learned by now 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1599 Well, I guess we won't make the sale at Ikea. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1600 See, train watching isn't safer than bungee jumping. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1601 Well, at least he made the trains run on time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1602 I don't forsee that being an issue. But, I'm not exactly known for my foresight. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1603 This should resolve your trust issues once and for all. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1604 This isn't bad...you should see how workman's comp works in my country. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1605 Why did I procrastinate on my suicide note? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1606 Same old same old 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1607 Thank heavens we're Canadian. That would have taken six months in the States 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1608 Is it me or do you hear something, too? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1609 Still, it's less crowded than the Highline. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1610 They can't deny us for benefits after this... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1611 It's a D-line fracture. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1612 Perhaps its time to call our real estate agent 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1613 I wish we could get untracked. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1614 The D train's killing me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1615 The price you pay for extra leg room. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1616 I guess this really wraps it up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1617 Did you call the trial lawyers? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1618 I'm just glad we get to go out as a penis joke. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1619 This Augmented Reality tech is brilliant. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1620 They say the third suicide attempt' the charm 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1621 Now visualize a safe place. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1622 I know you are trying to cure me from my phobia of trains, but this just isn't working. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1623 "I told you that we should have taken the "A" Train! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1624 Let's talk about who might be enabling your suicidal tendencies.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1625 The wheels came off my campaign early. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1626 I feel an epiphany coming! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1627 Well I think this new Obamacare plan sucks! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1628 This waiting room will be the death of us. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1629 Doctor,my wife says I'm a train wreck waiting to happen 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1630 I've decided cognitive therapy is probably the way to go 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1631 Might get a little chilly at night but wait til they crank her up, it's positively invigorating. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1632 Your training is almost complete. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1633 Yup, we are beside ourselves with itch. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1634 I believe some dreams should be repressed. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1635 That car sure came out of nowhere. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1636 They give me Medicare on line 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1637 They say lightning never strikes twice. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1638 Okay honey, third time's a charm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1639 Don't worry. We're covered for pre-existing conditions. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1640 This form of euthanasia takes a lot longer than I thought! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1641 I always feel worse going to Brooklyn than arriving from it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1642 See you on the other side, Frank. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1643 Don't worry. I've got malpractice insurance up the ying yang. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1644 Look! If we dive forward, we're saved! No wheels of the left side! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1645 Are you sure were covered for this? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1646 These local trains are going to be the death of me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1647 All things considered, though, you can't beat the $800 a month rent. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1648 No better place to be in traction than the tracks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1649 You're always getting off on the wrong track! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1650 I thought you said— 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1651 This is what we should have tried to begin with. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1652 Retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1653 I prefer the sex dreams. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1654 D service was rerouted due to trauma on the tracks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1655 The only people who care about us are geeks who read the New Yorker Magazine jokes. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1656 Our ongoing investigation of Zeno's Paradox may be about to reach its-- 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1657 Tell me what the "D" stands for again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1658 I like to imagine that it could have been worse. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1659 When did you first notice these "feelings" ? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1660 You just HAD to try the little red button, huh? Feel better? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1661 We're safe until someone adds the wheels 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1662 For our next session I'd prefer going back to the Niagara Falls barrel. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1663 Don't worry Quantum Mechanics says we are here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1664 Isn't this a little extreme doc...couldn't we just move from America to get away from Trump? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1665 Shouldn't we have set up over there? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1666 I knew your travel Web site would somehow end up costing us an arm and a leg. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1667 Don't worry, it's the D train. We still have an eternity. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1668 Did your attorney explain how this would all play out? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1669 Forget the sidelines, we're sitting on the line. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1670 I'm pretty sure this is the back of the train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1671 I'm telling you for the last time, no more double dares! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1672 Yes, it has its challenges, but it's the only place I can afford in Manhattan. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1673 Is that your stomach growling? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1674 I told you the D train was always on schedule, you owe me five dollars. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1675 Exposure therapy only works if you want it to work.....and if you survive. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1676 I guess that grateful dead song was more than just a warning. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1677 Mass transit--the sport of masochists. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1678 Actually this is not as bizarre as a train with no wheels on one side. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1679 Want to up the bet to ten bucks, who's got the better coverage ? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1680 See? Doesn't it feel good to face things head on? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1681 If my calculations are right he's five minutes early 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1682 Now for our final Systematic Desensitization session. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1683 I see my protest also as a lifestyle. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1684 Rail travel cost an arm and a leg these days 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1685 Still beats coach. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1686 They weren't kidding when they said the lounge is in the rear. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1687 will it hurt? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1688 At least the worst is over. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1689 You really have to keep getting outside your comfort zone. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1690 Well Doc, like I told you in our last session, I feel as if everyone is out to get me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1691 You sure this is the best way to get worker's comp? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1692 ``If you say `wrong place, wrong time' once more, I'll scream.'' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1693 What makes you think we've been railroaded? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1694 Confronting your fear of heights went well, so let's talk about your obsession with trains and tunnels. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1695 It's a shame they moved us out here. I hear the A train treats their casualties a lot better. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1696 I know that I was wrong about the freeway, but we should be safe here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1697 This will conclude our thearpy sessions. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1698 At least it was nice of them to give us their seats. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1699 This way we can say that we've lived and died on the railroad. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1700 So much of life is just down to luck. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1701 I continue to be haunted by my recent past. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1702 You must be dying for that cast to come off. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1703 The nurse said this is the waiting room, right? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1704 And so you're saying that *this time*, for sure, it's all in my mind? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1705 Third time's the charm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1706 Remember, the train is more afraid of you than you are of it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1707 With a little help we can take this to Coney Island. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1708 I know we're skipping around the list, but today we will be focusing on your selaphobia, phonophobia, and musophobia. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1709 I'm not in it for the money. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1710 I just can't continue to repeat your past with you... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1711 This should get 'er done. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1712 That blast of air before impact is quite refreshing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1713 I really think we should stop meeting like this. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1714 You know, I'm too beginning to doubt the efficacy of exposure therapy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1715 Ugh, not this again... No, Bob, I don't hear anything. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1716 It helps me keep track of when the hour's up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1717 Every time we get comfortable.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1718 Relax. My chiropractor calls it "aversion therapy". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1719 Coney Island freak shows, here we come! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1720 Well, here's hoping the express packs more of a punch than the local. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1721 I don't think this is the best way to cure your phobia of trains. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1722 "D"etails matter. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1723 Not to worry. Donald said he was going to take great care of the wounded vets. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1724 Doc, I know you believe in exposure therapy, but I'm starting to wonder if we couldn't find a better place for our weekly sessions. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1725 No more messing around with golf carts. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1726 Do you still want to grab some beers when our shift is over? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1727 Ssshhh! You are breaking my train of thought! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1728 I'm telling you... you've GOT to face your fears 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1729 We ran over! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1730 Just like I told you, 30 minutes late. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1731 At least we're not on the third rail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1732 Fell in front of a train. You? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1733 Free appendectomy here we come! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1734 So you really think your life is a train wreck? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1735 I remember when rail transport didn't cost an arm and a leg. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1736 Riding the rails isn't as fun as it used to be. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1737 And you said "Parkour, anyone? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1738 Location, location, locomotion. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1739 'Hitchcockian'? Hardly. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1740 This is what life feels like when you don't go to college. Kids, do yoursleves a favor and do good in school! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1741 Eternity: Right on time! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1742 I know office space is spendy Doc, but I thought you were kidding about costing an arm and a leg! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1743 When Trump gets elected its all you can do 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1744 Betcha they put the other wheels on before we heal. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1745 Fred MacMurray made it look so easy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1746 Injury lawsuits! A little risky but good money. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1747 The gift card is never worth it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1748 Don't be silly! Everyone knows lightning doesn't strike twice. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1749 Where are we going next? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1750 Doc, the price of convenience for our session's location costs an arm and a leg. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1751 All my dreams seem so real! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1752 It's best we don't get off track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1753 I think we made a lot of progress on your siderodromophobia. On your next session we'll tackle...AAAHHH! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1754 Part of me is starting to think this was a bad idea. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1755 These walk in clinics are popping up everywhere. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1756 I'm sure glad the doctor told us to relax and not train so much. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1757 If at first you don't su-- 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1758 Reginald and Abigail had finally come to the realization that their relationship was not solely harmful; it was a train wreck in the making. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1759 I think we can safely cross this off our bucket list. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1760 ...aaaand here we go again... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1761 I know you think I'm crazy, but I have this déjà vu sensation again... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1762 2nd time is a charm 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1763 Best seats in the house, trust me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1764 I don't think we are on track to fully recover. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1765 Watch your foot -- you're near the third rail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1766 Tell me more about Dad. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1767 Sometimes a dream is NOT just a dream. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1768 The end is near. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1769 Of course I support him, he knows what this country was found on - only the strong survive. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1770 Remember the time we had to jump off a trestle and only suffered a broken nose. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1771 So with this type of training, Doc, you think that I will be able to walk again? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1772 Looks like breakneck speed to me, but we'll see. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1773 Sorry, my last session ran a little over. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1774 Maybe we're on the wrong track again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1775 What kind of rehab is this again? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1776 So I'm just trying to pass the time away all the live-long day. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1777 I think I need to raise my rates 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1778 I agree, your delusion does seem very real. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1779 And when was the last time you had one of these 'deja vu moments'? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1780 I think it's one of those phantom limb feelings. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1781 I'd like to reiterate once again that method therapy is a long process. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1782 Oops! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1783 I've been twerkin' on the railroad. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1784 If you miss the "A" train You'll find you've missed the quickest way to Harlem. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1785 Just relax, Frank; nobody is ignoring our claim this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1786 You should have seen my rate at the last office. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1787 Tell me again. We're the brakemen? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1788 I think a white noise machine might be a better choice. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1789 The good news is it's rent controlled but you have to watch for schedule changes. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1790 This should help relieve your trainophobia. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1791 We may not be on the right track to recovery! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1792 Once we meet the deductible it won't be so bad 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1793 One limb each and comfy seats--hey, not bad for regular fare. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1794 This time appears to be more than just an error in judgment. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1795 We really can't go overtime again this week. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1796 They don't call it the D Train for nothing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1797 I sometimes wonder if there was a catch to complaining about too much sun in our room. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1798 What was it that made you lose all hope? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1799 One last settlement – to make sure we’re comfortable. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1800 Damn D Train... Back at it again 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1801 This will be a quickie. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1802 The listing said that it was very close to public transportation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1803 'Let's go on a reality show,' he said. 'It'll be fun,' he said. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1804 I can't find my ticket. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1805 ''I feel like things are finally moving in the right direction.'' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1806 Millie said I could have a caboose cave. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1807 We'd still be wailing on the track if that was the local. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1808 I suppose it's too late to call 9-1-1. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1809 "When I applied for a job as a buffer I thought they wanted me to polish cars". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1810 Before the new administration, if you were hit, they'd just leave you for dead! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1811 Nope, I'd still rather not talk about your family coming to visit. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1812 I told you it wasn't safe to steal those wheels. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1813 I can see our time is up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1814 Get ready...make it look like an accident. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1815 I think we can qualify for half-fare now. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1816 This train fare costs an arm and a leg. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1817 What kind of screw-up is this??? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1818 I thought this was supposed to be pain therapy not train therapy! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1819 The good news is, after years of therapy, I think we are finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1820 I'll get up in a minute. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1821 Maybe I should try skydiving. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1822 On the plus side, these life coach sessions are free. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1823 I told you reading between the lines was a bad idea 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1824 Okay, this time I bet he stops. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1825 I was just thinking, the "El" with it all. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1826 Call it pop psychology but D train desensitization promotes extinction of phobias. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1827 Too bad we missed the F Train. This is what happens when you get stuck taking the D Train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1828 If I go down, we'll all get splinters! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1829 Here we go, pal! It's crunch time! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1830 Do you know what the odds are of getting struck by a train twice are. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1831 This is the last time we use Airbnb. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1832 Maybe next time you won't use your cellphone in the quiet car. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1833 Finally—these delays are killing me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1834 At least we have seats for the rush hour commute. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1835 That long recovery time they talked about doesn't sound so bad right now! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1836 Its 3pm, we call this the 3-D experience 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1837 You said there'd be wheels. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1838 Let's get back to your dream about missing the Brooklyn local. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1839 I hope this finally disproves your fear that the express is faster than the local. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1840 Next time we go to the HIGH line! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1841 Trust me. This is the way to cure your fear of subways. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1842 I still prefer this to what's on the networks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1843 Boy this brings back fond memories. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1844 Same time next week, Mr. Karenina? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1845 I'm beginning to suspect our wives' retirement suggestions. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1846 Nothing is easy, Mitch. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1847 Trust me: if there is no mustached villain involved, we're safe. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1848 Can you believe this weather we're having? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1849 The one time we come prepared to wait for the train... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1850 Does 'lightening doesn't strike the same place twice' apply to us? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1851 So it's not a Pullman sleeper.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1852 I told you we should take the A train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1853 Now, isn't this more exciting than rock climbing? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1854 According to the schedule, we're good here for another 2 hours and 7 minutes. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1855 Hair of the dog, Smythe. Do I have to explain everything? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1856 They call it the VA Express Service. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1857 Relax; it's only an Escher drawing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1858 I've got a great P.I. lawyer if the D train doesn't stop here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1859 Now if my calculations are correct the backing up of this train should reverse our injuries that we suffered yesterday. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1860 I don't think our lives are going to stay on-track much longer. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1861 Imagine if the damn thing had been on time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1862 Look on the bright side. Gauze is covered under our plan. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1863 That train of thought won't help you out. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1864 when the times comes it's never to late to relax. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1865 If you remember dear your "persistence" was the reason I feel in love with you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1866 Sometimes, I really wonder if we're on the right track... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1867 We really need to find a better way to calculate math questions about moving trains. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1868 Is it me or does this train have on a happy face? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1869 The subway can cost you an arm and a leg these days. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1870 It's the 3rd rail that'll kill ya. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1871 There's gotta be an easier way. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1872 You have about ten seconds to tell me what's wrong before our time ends. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1873 These new training sessions are wearing me out. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1874 What seems to be the trouble? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1875 Well, on the bright side, I've already met my deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1876 This should finally get us past our insurance deductibles. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1877 What don't kill you only makes you stronger. If this doesn't work we'll try the N train next. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1878 First a wheel, then the caboose. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1879 And in your dream, what happened to us after you saw this on-coming train? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1880 Never thought we'd derail like this 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1881 This will help me get rid of my itchy cast. What's your excuse? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1882 Are we about to run over time again? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1883 Let's continue to explore this sense of impending doom you have. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1884 Relax, we've already met our deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1885 If it doesn't work this time, we'll just have to learn to live with Trump as President. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1886 This is great live t.v. I love it. We should come here more often. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1887 sometimes the contestants get a second chance in the suicide game 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1888 I think its time we should move. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1889 I thought you said the 'A' Train was going to finish us off! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1890 I wonder what's keeping Superman? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1891 We've got to wrap this session up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1892 I thought you told me the "D" Line was not running today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1893 Who said there's no affordable housing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1894 Shall we order takeout? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1895 Is it me, or has it been a while since I laughed at a New Yorker cartoon? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1896 If this wasn't the family business, I'd quit and do something else. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1897 I think I changed my mind. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1898 THIS DIDN'T WORK THE LAST TIME WE TRIED TO GET A FREE RIDE. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1899 That sign says D train. You told me we were here for the Punch Line. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1900 I'm sensing a breakthrough. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1901 I've decided to work on my bacterial flora. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1902 You're right. It's right on time this morning. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1903 Oh no, not another express! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1904 A Freudian. Why? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1905 Are you sure this is what the doctor meant by being in traction? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1906 Do you think the D stands for detrimental? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1907 I think we should have taken the F. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1908 I think we're on the right track, Mr. Carstairs, but token payments will only devalue your progress. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1909 Maybe this time, our Social Security Disability claims will be 'Approved.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1910 We can only be pushed so far. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1911 I can't find the time to relax anymore. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1912 So we are on the right track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1913 Where's the TV? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1914 You think this will finally use up our deductible? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1915 I spy with my little eye... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1916 I’ll be damned if we’re denied Worker’s Comp this time! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1917 I don't think we are quite on track with this plan. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1918 Now remember, Sean ... 'no pain, no gain' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1919 It's fine, the circle means it's local. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1920 I think I finally understand the meaning of the word "irony". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1921 I have this recurring dream . . . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1922 Don't worry, it all will heal till the next one comes 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1923 This time, are you sure, sure, sure the train is about to leave, not back up? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1924 Let's give it one more try and then we can go looking for the platform. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1925 By my reckoning, we've got about five minutes to get through rehab before the next one comes by. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1926 This round of aversion therapy is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1927 I''ll take my chances with the jury. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1928 The D stands for Dummy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1929 This time, let's try to not run from your fears. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1930 Look! We just gotta get a room. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1931 And we're going to keep coming back until you have some closure. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1932 Most psychoanalysts would have predicted an F train again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1933 Now that you're comfortable with planes and buses, let's try to attack your next phobia. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1934 Sticks and stones can break my bones but trains will never hurt me. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1935 Let' explore this recurring nightmare of yours. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1936 Good news, Sam. The C train took care of our annual deductible. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1937 Yes, sometimes transference can be very painful. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1938 Next stop: Tell me about your mother. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1939 I don't know how they missed us that time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1940 I think we're getting off track here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1941 I am depressed that this is our last session. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1942 Maybe we should call it The Breaking of Pelham 1 2 3 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1943 I feel like I'll never get my life back on track. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1944 These New York Yankee super saver seats are not half bad 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1945 It's never as bad as you remember. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1946 I'm beginning to think we have an incorrect understanding of "trainspotting." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1947 Yet another failure in reconnaissance. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1948 A hundred bucks says it misses us. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1949 He told me to avoid the tird rail, but nothing about minding the gap. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1950 I guess this is what they mean by 'sub standard' healthcare. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1951 At least the rent's cheap 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1952 Well, they did say that the lounge was at the back of the train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1953 I don't even remember being in the hospital... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1954 Let's just watch the ballgame at home, you said... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1955 I'm starting to really miss Dr. Kevorkian. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1956 YOU SEE, DR., MY MOTHER NEVER LOVED ME... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1957 Well this sure isn't getting a lot of traction. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1958 Now, this time are you sure that this is the northbound train? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1959 Oh no, not again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1960 Was this your first subway mugging? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1961 Do you think we'll get dental this time? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1962 I'm not sure I should continue accepting your ideas for safe places to meet. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1963 I'd really love a donut right about now. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1964 Finally, the delay is over. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1965 Will their insurance pay this time? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1966 Be careful. You're toast if you touch the third rail. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1967 Barry, It's cheaper than amputation by a surgeon. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1968 And you say it never gets to Coney Island? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1969 Think of it this way: it's like lightening striking twice in the same place. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1970 What's the worst that can happen? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1971 Work with me, Ted. It's called experiential psychology for a reason. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1972 Are you sure this is how you become a wizard? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1973 I just think we make the same mistakes over and over again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1974 This works much faster than aspirin alone. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1975 Last time they said lie between the tracks, see where that got us.... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1976 "Just a little disappointed in our physical therapy cover". 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1977 Like I said the last time--As long as we don't touch the third rail, we should be good. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1978 We need to rethink this rest stop. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1979 Unless this is the outbound track I think that we may be in for bigger problems. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1980 I'm betting that THIS TIME, it's finally going to chicken out. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1981 We are the 99%! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1982 Death: Take 2 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1983 It's early. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1984 I told you we'd catch some breaks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1985 I haven't met my deductible yet. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1986 I remember what happened last time we got side-tracked. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1987 I don't care how crude he is or who he insults: He says he'll keep the trains running on time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1988 Can you spell d-i-s-a-b-i-l-i-t-y ! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1989 I don't know, doc. It just feels like I'm on track for disaster. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1990 Yeah, well you were so sure you knew the schedule the last time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1991 Hit by train once shame on us. Hit by train twice.... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1992 This seems as good a place as any to recuperate until the "E" car arrives. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1993 Why do you believe therapy just isn't for you, though? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1994 The ad said, "open layout and close to the train." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1995 As they say: try, try again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1996 Excuse me, but where do you think you're going? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1997 This last time will conclude your desensitization treatment, your fear of trains will finally be gone. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1998 Call it a hunch, but I think our doctor might not have the proper training. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1999 We want more bathrooms and local stops for all. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2000 "Getting through the alphabet is going to be tougher than we thought". 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2001 This is the only way I can get Fentanyl. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2002 I won't let him rename the "D" train to "Donald." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2003 Seems a lot less noisy than the last time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2004 Two laid off train inspectors 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2005 You can relax this time, Phil. Sometimes the end of dline is just the end of dline. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2006 Do you recall what happened the last time we sat out here? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2007 Why move? It's an easy commute. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2008 Deja vu? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2009 Why yes, I am a well trained psychiatrist. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2010 They won't be able to deny us disability this time! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2011 Look, Dave! It's the same driver who hit us here last week. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2012 I hear you saying the train is coming. Can we unpack that? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2013 Stanley and Maude always thought that the third try was a charm. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2014 A, B, and C trains were a piece of cake. But it's a long way to the Z train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2015 They provide great benefits, don't they? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2016 We're retraining your brain. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2017 Spinal D Compression Traction 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2018 They say you need to get back on track for a full recovery. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2019 So, you have seen Double Indemnity. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2020 We have to find a safer hobby than Trainsquatting. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2021 The doctor recommended that I get direct exposure to "D" to increase bone density. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2022 I'll just keep trying to kill myself, if I can't win the the New Yorker caption contest. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2023 What, specifically, triggers your irrational sense of impending doom? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2024 I know healthcare is free now, but is it too soon after our picnic on the runway? I wouldn't want to abuse the system... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2025 Never let a suicidal patient pick the meeting places. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2026 Don't worry , it's just the deductible . 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2027 The root cause of your feelings of impending doom are becoming more clear with each of our sessions. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2028 I didn't know it was that kind of crash course. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2029 Remind me again — this train goes to the hospital, right? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2030 I can't shake this feeling of dread, again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2031 Aversion therapy is incredibly relaxing. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2032 I guess this is what they mean by double jeopardy 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2033 This time my lawyer says they will have no basis to claim they did not know we were this crazy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2034 So I guess next week it's automobiles ? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2035 GORGEOUS View! WON'T LAST! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2036 I SAID, "I THINK THE TRAIN IS COMING!" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2037 And you were worried about the third rail 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2038 The Lawyer said it will help our case! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2039 I'd rather be at a trump rally 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2040 We shouldn't have complained. Maybe the waiting area is now too close to the train! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2041 Look on the bright side, we no longer put up with these bandages. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2042 The F train hits with sharp, steely chutzpah, but I prefer the mellow crunchiness of the D. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2043 Now in this particular role play, you simply remember not to touch the third rail. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2044 In the early days, Sigmund would repeatedly go to very great lengths when working a cure for newly defined phobias. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2045 I understand - It looks a lot worse than it appears, but you are on track for a speedy recovery. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2046 This guy's drumming is so healing! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2047 Have to make the most of Obamacare while we have it. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2048 Staying on track can be such a bummer. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2049 THIS protest better work. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2050 We got it made this time. NO train can go backwards. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2051 They ran us over once and I thought that would be the end of it. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2052 I’d say belly-boarding trains have seen their heyday. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2053 But surely Mr. Johnson you realize that doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome is just plain-- 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2054 Looks like the New Yorker is insensitive to the innocent lives lost in the subway to terrorism in Brussels. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2055 I'm damn tired of these flashbacks. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2056 Just once more-we can cure you of this irrational fear of trains. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2057 We don't sweat the small stuff. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2058 Have you considered a visit to your happy place? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2059 It's a paradox, I know, but we're safe. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2060 Might as well enjoy while we can. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2061 How did you hear about this magic bullet treatment again? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2062 Just a couple of virgins would be nice ... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2063 How come you always get the comfy seat? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2064 Let's just call it March madness. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2065 I'm seriously beginning to doubt this whole 'no pain, no gain' philosophy. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2066 Well, we've finally arrived at our place on the beaten track. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2067 'Tunnel vision' is derailing my marriage, Doc! I feel broken. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2068 Tell me, how do you FEEL about the Yankees this year? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2069 The D train "X" Games 2016 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2070 This is the last time you talk me into a staycation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2071 You've had your office here, what, seven years now? And I'm the crazy one? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2072 So you also think quality control's an iffy career path. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2073 Well Priebus , nothing will de-rail our plan for a contested nominee 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2074 Next, we should try the E train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2075 The D train. Who would have guessed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2076 I love the smell of diesel in the morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2077 If this doesn't work out, we're waiting at the platform next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2078 I get the feeling we're on the wrong track again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2079 So THIS is the Donald's Endlösung. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2080 Now do you understand the difference between "furnished sublet" and "furnished subway let?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2081 According to my financial advisor, this is the only I get to retire before 60. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2082 Its a bad insurance settlement 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2083 Yup, life is good; we can't even jump on the 'D' train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2084 You've seen one ER, you've seen 'em all. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2085 Don't worry, we're in the handicapped spot. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2086 I am positive that I said that I wanted the "D" train; not that I wanted to be detrained! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2087 I ever I never noticed there was that brick wall as we went under the wheels of 'Old 97'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2088 Now THIS therapy should do the trick! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2089 I don't think this is a good palace to rest 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2090 So that's what was causing all the rumbling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2091 Last week I think we saw the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2092 It's strange how I never saw it coming. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2093 Maybe giving Dinah that banjo was a mistake. Why, she hasn't blown her horn in MONTHS! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2094 I don't know why, but ever since our accident I feel like my life is about to go off the rails. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2095 Okay, suit yourself. We DON'T need faster download speeds. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2096 We're going to try something new today. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2097 If they don't shut this magazine down for this then we know freedom of the press is still alive and well 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2098 Guess we didn't pass the Bechdel test? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2099 When I was a little boy, we use to play on the tracks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2100 I am pretty pumped to make the 'playing chicken' final, but must admit that the wear and tear is getting to me 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2101 I think I'd like to get a second opinion on this 'Impact Therapy'... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2102 When I said "Subway" I was actually referring to my roaring belly 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2103 My best panhandling scheme yet. Just give them a little more time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2104 From the schedule I still can't tell if the D train is going north or south? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2105 Wow, the cow-catcher does make a difference! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2106 That was a tough crowd at the Trump Rally! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2107 I blame Obamacare! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2108 As your therapist, I want to feel your pain, but we may have crossed some boundaries here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2109 Mind the third rail, dear. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2110 We should have riden the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2111 Been down so long, it looks like up to me. Richard Farina 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2112 I think these sessions are going right on track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2113 I used to feel guilty about being a burden on the health care system, but not since Obamacare covered pre-existing conditions 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2114 Most people really can't comprehend what it means 'to be thrown under the train.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2115 Dear God, keep us safe...just as you always have. Amen 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2116 Wouldn't it just be easier to touch the third rail? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2117 The lawyer called about our eminent domain appeal 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2118 Oh! Cherish this crushing, D trains are rare! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2119 After what Obama did to us, how could Hillary be any worse? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2120 I hate to say 'I told you so,' but you just had to vote for a candidate who promised to cut Medicare. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2121 It's time to hop aboard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2122 I know we should move; that's all you ever talk about. You have a one track mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2123 Are you sure this is part of the High Line? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2124 Let me start off today's session by stating that as a result of your desensitization therapy I'm now more afraid of psychiatrists than trains. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2125 Don't you think the train engineer is quite disarming? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2126 Maybe we should go back to being Batman and Robin 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2127 Eminent Domain. Learn to live with it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2128 This time I'm worried! Our name is Katz not Cats 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2129 Its not traction....its "track shun"... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2130 I figure one more personal injury claim and I can retire. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2131 We occupied Wall Street, and we can occupy railroad tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2132 This is the last time I share your pain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2133 I hear that "Sick Passenger" is a leading cause of train delays. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2134 Remember what happened last time we sat out here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2135 I'm voting for Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2136 You're sure this scene is meant to be ironic, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2137 Do you find the near miss less exhilarating than it once was? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2138 To take or to catch a train? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2139 Yes, I'm sure this is the 'Last Train To Darksville'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2140 So tell me, for how long have you had this dream about being D-trained? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2141 When they said virtual reality is like your there. I didn't think they meant like this!!" "We should probably move! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2142 I made eye contact. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2143 Yep, I remember when they took you to a hospital. Sometimes you even got a room. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2144 I still can't believe we got these couches through the turnstiles 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2145 Scooch over. I'll hook on. It won't hurt this time. Promise. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2146 At some point, we're going to have to move on from the formative influence of "Stand by Me." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2147 I guess the subway strike is over earlier than you thought. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2148 I'm telling you...The NTSB said that all he had was a poppy seed bagel. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2149 It appears as though we're running out of time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2150 It's cheaper and less painful than waiting at the doctor's office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2151 We're being railroaded. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2152 I know she has a tendency to roll-over you, but lets see if we can get this relationship back on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2153 When he backs up, you scream real loud and I'll call the lawyer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2154 This isn't going to work. It was the A train in my dream. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2155 Accessible ! Why do you think the Dodgers left. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2156 You say you had concerns continuing after our first session. Let's explore that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2157 I'll think twice before the next time I compliment someone's caboose. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2158 When's the last time this train got anywhere so fast? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2159 I've empathized with you and I've sympathized with you. Now, for once, you are going to feel my pain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2160 Trust me, I’m a train professional. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2161 Maybe we should let this train of thought go off-track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2162 Next time, let's just call in sick. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2163 Same here--haven't got the sense I was born with. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2164 Talk about feeling like The Wreck of the Hesperus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2165 This is a step up from our usual slip-and-fall scam. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2166 All aboard the pit-D train 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2167 Our recovery is right on track now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2168 Does that D stand for doomed ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2169 "This may not hurt as much as you think it will". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2170 Dont worry. We know breaks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2171 Once the train passes, pretend you're hurt. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2172 I don't think I like this the new Medicare Part D prescription plan. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2173 Tragically, Manny and Jack yet again chose the side with wheels. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2174 Now let's be very clear this time. In your dream, was it a "D" Train that was bearing down on you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2175 Don't worry, third time's the charm. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2176 I told you to mind the gap. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2177 Three minutes late - again! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2178 I prefer F train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2179 Our last session of systematic desensitization of my fear of trains proves you are taking my "therapy" a little too seriously. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2180 Does anyone need to stop at the bathroom before the meeting? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2181 Can we switch next session to the B Train? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2182 I got a feeling that if I live through this session I'm going to be cured. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2183 Let me guess! Pelham 4-5-6? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2184 Now do you understand, doc? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2185 Won't be long now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2186 We should probably call off this experiment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2187 Well, if lightening does strike twice, at least we'll be comfortable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2188 Let's see if Obamacare will pay for this one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2189 So let me get this straight... The train is Medicare, we're Medicaid and the third rail is Social Security? Oh, right, the third rail is under your foot. Now I see. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2190 We really should move our seats. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2191 At least the A train blew the whistle and put on the brakes 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2192 I'm thinking our creator has tunnel vision. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2193 Like you, I'm always bowled over by trains... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2194 How many times do you think we can do this before they call it insurance fraud? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2195 Look Doc, I DO want to face my fears, but when I spoke of the light at the end of the tunnel, this is not what I meant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2196 Oh snap, here comes the 5:08 to Pelham again! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2197 They say if you the same thing a second and expect a different outcome you are crazy!!!!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2198 You are so right, my friend. Sure is hard to get off the beaten track in New York City. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2199 So Doc, you say dream interpretation is your specialty? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2200 You think we would have learned the first time 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2201 This should meet my health insurance deductible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2202 It's really tough getting seats during rush hour. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2203 Believe me, death is cheaper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2204 Okay, this time I swear I'll ask out the nurse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2205 Maybe this time I'll be lucky. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2206 I'm not so sure I want my life back on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2207 I'm thinking of that Dylan song, Raymond, about the all-night girls on the D train; "We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight/Ask himself if it's him or them that's insane"? Look at us. Clearly, it's not him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2208 No problem!" "The A train last week was going at twice the speed! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2209 This should help us meet our deductible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2210 is she smiling on us? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2211 Yes, I would still rather be here than the Trump rally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2212 No one saw the movie either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2213 I believe there is no tomorrow! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2214 the Detrainees in their natural habitat 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2215 I did not see that coming...the "D" train on the IRT tracks! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2216 I thought it might be less painful for us both, if we shifted track away from your mother. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2217 Now THIS is living. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2218 The good news is this one stopped. The bad news is that we want the 'C' train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2219 I appreciate your passing on the savings for office space, but I haven't recovered from the previous session. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2220 I tell ya we grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2221 I don't think we are on the right track of the High Line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2222 I thought you said we would have time to recuperate! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2223 This reminds me of a dream I had last night. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2224 Agreed--still less painful than a Donald Trump presidency. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2225 Still think the Low Line is the next High Line? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2226 You wait till now to tell me their liability insurance is capped? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2227 At least we're not waiting for Godot 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2228 We are back on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2229 Great session, Bob. But unfortunately, our time is up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2230 I've lost all enthusiasm for the 'Low Line Park' idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2231 Here comes the trai...... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2232 Unfortunately, your insurance won't cover this either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2233 Don't give up; I feel we're on the right track this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2234 I preferred Occupy Wall Street. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2235 Where's the @#$&!@!! cartoon? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2236 I wonder if it will hurt as much this time aorund. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2237 Daniel: That was the worst of times. Oliver: And the best of times! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2238 On the bright side, we found your ticket! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2239 Its "D"train boss, its "D"train!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2240 I told you we were on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2241 God ? ...or no God? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2242 Failure of the euthanasia activists makes life harder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2243 I thought deja vu all over again was supposed to be funny. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2244 If this doesn't work out, we can try taxi 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2245 This psychotic illusion you're describing is obviously a manifestation of your Trumphobia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2246 So, in your dream you have us sitting on a subway track with the 7:14 express headed our way. I can't be sure, but I interpret the dream as a dramatic, yet relevant expression of your fears concerning your last check bouncing." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2247 Larry? Um...I don't think the D Train stops here either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2248 And sometimes trains through tunnels are trains through tunnels 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2249 I'm not sure about this Obamacare outpatient treatment... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2250 Looks like we guessed wrong - again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2251 The good news is that the math is on our side...big time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2252 Maybe this time we'll get it right. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2253 They think they might have worked out the bugs in the brakes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2254 Eminent domain can take my land, but never my home! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2255 It's deja vu time. Let the fear abate and the healing begin. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2256 I double-checked the schedule. This time we'll have the whole hour. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2257 A $100 co-pay for Fentanyl! Did you hear Part D's gone mobile--You don't say? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2258 We might be able to make a few quid building Trump's wall after we recover from the derailment of our traditional values. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2259 Once again, I believe the train is a metaphor for something much, much deeper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2260 Yes, getting a free ride into the city saves money, but couldn't we just take a cab once in a while? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2261 I am glad we are off-we could have been injured? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2262 Ah, sweet "D" for disability money. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2263 Really? Must they do that right here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2264 But, if they do back it up... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2265 The fourth train's the charm. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2266 'Abandoned Tunnel Inspection Team' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2267 I think we have completely derailed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2268 Law school just paid for itself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2269 Don't worry, I'll only bill you we survive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2270 Be careful not to touch the third rail-- It's electrified. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2271 I lost my train of thought. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2272 can't always assume it's going the other way 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2273 Let's try this again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2274 Have you made any progress on your fear of subways since our last exposure therapy session? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2275 Actually, I don't participate in my patients' dreams 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2276 I guess the 'D' doesn't stand for dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2277 There are a lot of New Yorker cartoons about therapy. Here's one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2278 I always had a feeling we were from the wrong side of the track's. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2279 Why are we here? i mean in the metaphysical sense? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2280 What made you think this would be an extension of the High Line? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2281 Don't worry, it's self-driving. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2282 This armchair travel isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2283 Getting to the roller coaster is half the fun. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2284 You know, comparatively speaking, Obamacare really wasn’t that bad. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2285 I'm afraid this interactive therapy is going nowhere. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2286 I said 'RE-train' our bodies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2287 This wasn't the breakthrough I had in mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2288 I thought you told me the D train didn't run on holidays. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2289 It would take a keen sense of humor to express why we were lucky that this train wasn't running on all its wheels. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2290 Getting the most out of universal healthcare. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2291 Go ahead and shoot, we're all carrying cap guns. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2292 Not to worry. Its a legal sit-in. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2293 They say never touch the third rail 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2294 That train had a loco motive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2295 Wrigley Schmigley. The Bronx ain't Chicago. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2296 So, what you were saying? Something about the randomness and unfairness of the universe, wasn't it? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2297 I think we got it this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2298 I assure you round two of treatment will bring a real breakthrough... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2299 I thought it would never come. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2300 Where's our parking placard? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2301 Train Man's Holiday 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2302 Dr. Leventhal recommended I get direct exposure to 'D' to stay on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2303 I may not have mentioned that I'm one of those Notre Dame subway alumni you've heard so much about. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2304 I'm beginning to wonder if your sense of foreboding is more than mere resistance to my ground-breaking therapy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2305 I guess that was the wrong place for flash therapy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2306 So amped to be dead I straight up hate my life lol. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2307 Now that we’ve gotten you over your fear of heights, let’s tackle your fear of subways. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2308 Well, you know, pretending to live a Tolstoy existence, isn't going to cover up your Dostoyevsky tendencies. And yes. The big fat caboose is laughing at you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2309 What's that noise? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2310 Did you check the train schedule? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2311 To paraphrase Freud, sometimes a tunnel is just a tunnel. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2312 No, D does not stand for Delightful 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2313 Going, going, gone! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2314 I'd rather it be this D-train than Trump's. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2315 We have to move or lower our co-pays and deductibles! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2316 If I could just cast this dilemna into a new light, using a little reverse psychology and not add insult to injury, we could get back on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2317 No need to fret. We're just cartoon characters. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2318 I don't think your train aversion therapy is working. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2319 I put all my chips on this one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2320 Yes, well, terrorists are much more likely there than here, Dudley. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2321 History will record that driverless cars have needed hundreds of human interventions to stop accidents! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2322 At least the government was kind enough to deliver us here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2323 You idiot! I said I wanted to go TO Subway! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2324 I can't even imagine what would have happened on the 'F' train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2325 I was hoping for something with a little more pizzazz. You know, like an A train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2326 When does the damn local come? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2327 How much worse can the 'wrong side of the tracks' actually be? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2328 No, really, we have to stop meeting like this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2329 At least we're not at work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2330 I told you we would get railroaded with this healthcare plan. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2331 About to get hit wth a "D". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2332 You dared us to terminate...Now, let's try again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2333 Next stop is heartache. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2334 No, Mr. Coleman, I don't think 'trainwreck' is the right metaphor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2335 And then they give you an aspirin and bill your insurance company for six CAT scans. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2336 And we shall continue this therapy until you break through your fear of trains! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2337 John, I get tired of doing crash testing and I think this one we will be out for a long time. Well Pat, at least we are comfortable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2338 Hey Bernie, put it on the tab! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2339 Do you hear the roar of the ocean? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2340 Theses train fares cost an arm and a leg! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2341 It's possible that applied behavioral therapy is not the right approach for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2342 You're right. This is much faster than skiing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2343 We should have taken the express the first time around. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2344 the new armchair traveling 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2345 Nice to finally relax after all that chaos in the ER. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2346 If this doesn't cure you of your fear of trains, I don't know what will. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2347 Something tells me Congress just voted on that bill extending MedEvac funding. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2348 They said the room was available.....and close to public transportation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2349 Next time let's use my nightmare, OK? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2350 At least I'll still have my personality. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2351 This new job is bringing us closer together. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2352 So you feel like you've been hit by a train. Tell me more... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2353 Inexplicable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2354 I told you we needed to be more specific in that living will. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2355 I can't tell if I'm coming or going. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2356 Did you ever think that D is for dummy?.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2357 There aren't many lifetime jobs like this around anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2358 WE"RE ACCIDENT RESULTS WAITING TO HAPPEN. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2359 Shoulda purchased Obamacare! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2360 You gotta love that smile. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2361 Looks like this filibuster's left the station, Hank. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2362 Are you exposure therapy is best in this case? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2363 I think this election year preparation might be too easy. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2364 Danger is the price we pay as thrill-seekers, Roger. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2365 We're going to cure your siderodromophobia or die trying! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2366 You were right Harry when you said that we are first in line for the train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2367 I'm beginning to think there are more practical ways to address this particular phobia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2368 Well my Human Cannonball days at Coney Island are over, but I still enjoy visiting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2369 Relax. The D Train is always a few minutes late. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2370 Aren't they two minutes early, or is my watch wrong? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2371 Ya think our Obamacare is gonna cover this? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2372 So what else can happen to us? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2373 Wouldn't my siderodromophobia be best cured from inside the train, doc? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2374 Yes, this was the preferred way to find out what having over three hundred train dreams really means. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2375 Let the MTA encroach on the beach. We're not moving! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2376 Is that the downtown or uptown train? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2377 She's right - it could be a double entendre 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2378 I told you we should have never gone in the bar car! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2379 Three's the charm. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2380 Just to reiterate, I strongly disagree 'the third time's the charm'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2381 'I feel confident that by the end of this session your fear of oncoming vehicles will have much abated.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2382 It looks as if it will tip over soon 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2383 Id, shmid. The D train is really real. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2384 I know our follow-up surgery is supposed to be expensive, and I'm greatful for President Trump's Healthcare, but don't you think this waiting room is very usual? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2385 So have you had any traumatic experiences in your past? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2386 Don't you hate it when the express train is on time? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2387 So you see, your fear of rats, too, is unfounded in reality. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2388 Just to say - this is the last time I'm going along with your 'no pain no gain' theory 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2389 Face it, we're derailed, determined and soon to be deceased. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2390 Looks like the end of 'D' line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2391 [Client] I have this reoccurring nightmare where I'm about to get hit by a train... [Doctor] Nothing a little exposure therapy can't fix. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2392 Who said political correctness was boring? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2393 They obviously haven’t learned a thing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2394 Rock faster. They're gaining on us! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2395 Now we're gonna get bandage lines on our tan 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2396 Will this really help our Worker's Compensation claim? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2397 I think our life is on the wrong track! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2398 When you said you wanted to eat at Subway, I thought you meant the other place. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2399 If you hurt me, i'm telling my mother. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2400 So, do you still think our infrastructures aren't that bad? I swear, if it doesn't work this time I'm moving to London. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2401 Look, no sparks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2402 I get the sense our visits are causing you pain... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2403 Yep. Even our ol' 5:02 knows misery loves company. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2404 Training for the 2020 X-Games 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2405 This is a great place to relax for two or three minutes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2406 Maybe we should try the samurai sword next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2407 You said the B line, right Ralph? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2408 'They ought to make it easier to tell the front from the back.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2409 I guess we won't be taking the "D" train to rehab. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2410 I don't appreciate the implication in the label "train chaser". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2411 ... and how does that make you feel 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2412 We left off with your dream about the train going into the tunnel 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2413 But why do you feel we're not on the right track? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2414 This should increase our chances of a higher disability check. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2415 Yes dear we are Egg Firsters, but there are many fine Chicken Firsters. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2416 Leave nothing to my wife. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2417 Are you sure this is the way we fill find the God Particle like they do in Europe's tunnels 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2418 Let's rail against D end of D line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2419 Your witty remarks about the nurses bandaging technique seem to have backfired. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2420 Ya sure they're gonna take our word for it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2421 The therapist recommends immersion therapy for the fear of trains........... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2422 I should really consider raising my hourly rate for a safer neighborhood. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2423 I think I hear by watch beeping. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2424 It feels like our relationship left the rails a long time ago. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2425 I don't think it's the train operator who needs to learn from history. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2426 It's OK. It's a wooden leg. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2427 What's it mean when the shrink really identifies with the patient? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2428 D-Troit 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2429 Do you think we'll make it to E? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2430 Being in the National Truth or Dare Championships makes it all worthwhile. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2431 Shangri-la, Really-la! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2432 It's better than taking the pus bus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2433 You gotta be careful. Back when they made 'Double Indemnity' there was no third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2434 Are you sure we are at the right end? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2435 We really are from the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2436 Those Emergency Ward doctors and nurses got us back out here incredibly quickly! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2437 Blimey mate, we’ve gotten into the wrong cartoon! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2438 Well, in his defense, that realtor did say that we would be close to the subway. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2439 Mistakes were made. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2440 I could've sworn the ad said subLET. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2441 ...I got $20,000. You? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2442 Are you certain the furniture isn't going to get in the way this time? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2443 This train should be renamed "O" for "Ouch". Being TRAINED to do track repairs AND doing it while the train is active wasn't the smartest idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2444 I guess we missed thr Club Car. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2445 Well sure this is a train wreck but you should have seen my last relationship. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2446 This time we're going to get REALLY BIG compensation!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2447 ...and do you see the train as your id or your ego? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2448 Ralph, I don't think we're far enough 'off the grid'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2449 Safer than a Trump rally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2450 I guess we shouldn't have told her the sandwiches were soggy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2451 And you're sure you haven't heard back from Uber? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2452 Dammit. Another D train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2453 I told you there's no such thing as Superman 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2454 I know you love Obamacare, but how about Miami instead of the West Side? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2455 Hey, what do you know? The city actually does have money to run this train! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2456 I wasn't expecting the freakin Mets to actually win! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2457 I don't know about you, but it make ME feel terrible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2458 Well, therapy can be painful sometimes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2459 Don't ever check the box for "fast track recovery program" in the Affordable Health Care registration form. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2460 I never liked retakes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2461 I'm starting to think that maybe trainspotting isn't the hobby for me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2462 Well, we tried the high road. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2463 Swell. It stopped. Now what do we do? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2464 You opted for the 'put-out-to-pasture PPO' too? At least there's no deductible. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2465 See? It obviously wan't your fault; no wheels. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2466 The protest of the 2nd Avenue line hasn't gone as planned. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2467 Good thing the transit workers are on strike this week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2468 Relax; the D is always slow. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2469 YouTube fame awaits! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2470 I always wondered what it would be like to have a quick fix! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2471 Right on time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2472 This is the last time I will live in a railroad apartment 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2473 What do you think is a good title for a memoir? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2474 Cost an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2475 It's just a day at Brighton Beach, you'll never remember. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2476 Mind the WHAP! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2477 Because F stood for faster doesn't mean D means delayed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2478 We're close to another breakthrough. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2479 The listing said it was 'railroad style' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2480 Perhaps there is something to your 'fear of trains' phobia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2481 Who says NFL players have a problem with foreseeable consequences? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2482 Yep, totally covered. God Bless President Bernie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2483 They say it's a short-lived rush. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2484 So the 65" 4K Blu-ray Super Ultra HD TV wasn't enough for you. You just had to go 3D. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2485 no way jose 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2486 Hey Doc ! I think this is the definition of insanity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2487 THIS will get us a settlement! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2488 Who told you this was a cure for PTSD? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2489 I meant the Bob Dylan album. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2490 I daresay I am a little nervous to tell the doc at our next Death By Subway Phobia group that this exposure therapy has become a bit extreme. Do you think it is working?" "Perhaps a little. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2491 See? The brakes work no better on this line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2492 I know it hurts to give up the fantasy of my omnipotence; but that defensive train has passed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2493 When do you suppose it leaves the station? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2494 John, Ted, Donald and the future of the G.O.P. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2495 I don't think we'll ever find closure 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2496 So who knew the D train has a bar car now? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2497 Oh sorry, I wanted the C train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2498 Next week, can we work on my fear of flying? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2499 No worries. I was captain of my high school chicken team. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2500 All my life I've felt like I've missed the train. All I've done is given myself front row seats. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2501 I'm very invested in my patients. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2502 We tend to ignore what is right in front of us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2503 Don't worry. This time we're doing it with half the wheels. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2504 tell me once again about your fear of trains. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2505 My shrink says this is the only way to conquer my fear of being run over by a train and get back to work changing tires. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2506 Close your eyes and go to your happy place .... quickly! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2507 I never promised that living on the wrong side of the tracks would be a rose garden! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2508 Guardrails weren't an obstacle to this 'comfy zone'? I wonder what colorful platform edges and signage would have led to. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2509 The MTA's AirBNB game is strong. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2510 Harry, Is the Train Coming or Going? If it's Coming We're in Big Trouble! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2511 I can see your house from here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2512 Good thing we are on the right side of the track this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2513 No not now! We'll deal with you fear of flying some time next spring. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2514 I think I may punch-out early today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2515 It's the loss of memory that really bugs me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2516 I just can't seem to overcome this feeling of deja vu. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2517 I thought you said the ER not the IRT! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2518 Hey, what happened to the wheels on the right side? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2519 The mind of Tom Cheney 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2520 There is no sign telling us not to do it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2521 Did you have trouble getting here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2522 The Donald Trump train picks up only idiots. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2523 It should be seen as a good first effort in Neo - Gandhism. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2524 And yet our furniture comes out unscathed each time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2525 See, I told you Harold we are in the right spot-"keep going down the steps, turn right , and look for the sign that says 'D wing' and you will be at the physical therapy department". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2526 Would you please quit whistling "Get on the Right Track, Baby"? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2527 Once Again, I told you that timeshare deal was too good to be true! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2528 In my wildest dreams I never imagined the end would come this way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2529 I love to go to sleep listening to the sound of trains in the distance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2530 My diagnosis is Siderodromophobia, Mr. Bailey. Take the bus next time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2531 hopefully we die from it this time 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2532 Careful of the third rail. It's very dangerous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2533 You can only have so many bumps, scrapes, and wrecks before you realize you're the real source of the problem 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2534 I told you we should have taken the A train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2535 Did you remember to turn off the stove? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2536 Crash dummies on vacation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2537 We never saw that bus coming. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2538 An Accident Waiting to Happen 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2539 Don't forget we're here to deconstruct your old self. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2540 Another round of gambling therapy? We're due for a win! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2541 Are you sure this time the emergency brake system is set? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2542 So why do you feel we are all being railroaded? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2543 Aah yes, siderodromophobia, the fear of trains ...although, I'm less versed on the fear of broken bones. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2544 We were suspicious when our son-in-law gave us the location for the flash mob... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2545 Tell me more about this ominous feeling you've been having... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2546 I had no idea training would be so arduous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2547 I feel like you're not really hearing me... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2548 Fortitude! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2549 We are liberal occupiers, this big money, conservative, work for your money train would never hit us. We're what this country has come to. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2550 It still beats summers in the Hamptons. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2551 Tell me about your mother. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2552 I'm not entirely sure this is what they meant by getting "back on track." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2553 I really hate exposure therapy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2554 Seems the emergency brakes have failed again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2555 Who knew trainspotting could be so dangerous? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2556 Thankfully, the doctor put us on the fast track to recovery. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2557 Okay, fine. Maybe Marketing was right and "Subway Psychiatrist" should take place INSIDE the cars..." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2558 I think we’ve started out on the wrong track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2559 Tell me about the rats, George 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2560 You know what Ed, one of these days we will catch a break... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2561 How the heck do I know who's backing up this train; you're the Engineer! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2562 "So tell me about this 'train of thought dream'"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2563 I think this one's the game changer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2564 We need to think about a better retirement plan. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2565 I'm having an out-of-life experience. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2566 Living on the edge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2567 we are made up of steel. as long as we can stand tall. we can win this fight. now we are still (breathing) right????? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2568 Ah, the sound of a forty ton train heading straight for you at fifty miles an hour. When you live in New York this is maybe the the third weirdest thing that happens to you in a week. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2569 What kind of doctor are you again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2570 "Do you think our lawyers got our tweet?". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2571 People can learn, you know. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2572 I guess we taught it a lesson it won't forget. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2573 Too bad we're missing Meatless Monday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2574 You certainly do not look like one who could be put off for being overly talkative. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2575 Don't worry, my Injury Attorney takes the D train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2576 An attempt to keep our recovery on track by taking vitamin D. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2577 I'm drawing a blank 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2578 Well, he did say he would tear up Obamacare on his first day in office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2579 The D train is never this reliable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2580 When id your fascination with planes first reveal itself to you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2581 Beats our last session under the train 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2582 There's gotta be an easier way to wake up without coffee. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2583 Our due diligence has raised some concerns about your “Subway Departure Lounge” concept. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2584 This is cheaper than a stay in a New York City hospital. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2585 I've decided to give my boss a piece of my mind... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2586 I got in touch with my feelings at our last session Dr. Swartz. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2587 Easy Carl, you're touching the third rail here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2588 Coming home is always the best part. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2589 I told you not to get the cheap sleeper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2590 And you said things were looking up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2591 AT LEAST, THEY COULD HAVE MOVED US TO THE PLATFORM! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2592 But Obamacare covers it, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2593 This might derail our recuperation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2594 If "D" stands for "Decisive Death"...why is there only one.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2595 When you just want a drink and your friend takes you here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2596 Are you sure this is what the doctor meant when he said we should be on track for a full recovery? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2597 As your psychologist, I maintain that this is the only way we can conquer your fear of being run over by a commuter train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2598 I want you to focus more on your immediate future, which is why I've switched locations to a local line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2599 I thought you said this was the B line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2600 You really feel the action in these seats. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2601 Just relax. You'll like it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2602 The Economy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2603 Aah, the breeze on-rush!.. something to die for. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2604 Are you sure people will get the metaphor? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2605 Recovery has been tough, but I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2606 I'll have to talk to my real estate agent about the term "other side of the track." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2607 before I get off track, let me tell you how I broke my arm... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2608 Next time, let's take the A train 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2609 You're physically on track, but it's the mental aspect that worries me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2610 We're one infrastructure failure away from reaching our deductible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2611 All this medical care is free now. So happy! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2612 I hope this is a flashback and if not that there is no reverse on his gearbox. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2613 Surviving the 8 story jump from their office derailed their plans so Bill and Jim decided the train was a better way to go. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2614 I said staying on track for our bucket list, not getting on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2615 We never learn, do we? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2616 Pulling Tolstoy with class. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2617 Talk about Paris! They have just announced another strike on line D of the RER! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2618 Why do we always miss the D-train? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2619 If at first you don't succeed, try, try, TRY AGAINNNNNNN... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2620 They dumped us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2621 This time will stop those metro lobbyists dead in their tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2622 This would have been much faster in Oregon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2623 It is a metaphorical train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2624 Careful. Don't touch the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2625 I told you the wrapping was just a waste of time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2626 " I told you four years ago, they don't do whistle stops in the subway' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2627 These are the brakes of the game. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2628 This is still better than being in there. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2629 Conflicts between the conscious and the unconscious are usually solved by the MTA, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2630 I heard the new R-211's will have digital video screens. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2631 That's ridiculous, there no such thing as accident prone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2632 Two more sessions should rid you of your Siderodromophobia. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2633 Another figment of my imagination, doc? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2634 I don't understand what's holding up the lounge car. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2635 How does the prospect of imminent death make you feel? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2636 Well at least they left better than they found us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2637 We should jay walk during rush hour again. That was fun. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2638 I think we went off the rails a bit this week 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2639 Well, I guess we are cast offs 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2640 You're right, the commute is shorter but it can be hard to sleep in. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2641 Doc, exposure therapy should result in physical therapy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2642 Are you SURE this is the High Line park? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2643 "Boy, our last session was a train wreck!. I think we're on the right track now". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2644 Oh, look it's Dee Train! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2645 Here's hoping we'll miss the next one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2646 I'm prone to what did you say? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2647 when the going gets rough 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2648 The Power of Two 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2649 Tom, you really put the D in analysand 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2650 SOMETIMES LESS IS NOT MORE. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2651 If we survive this one, we get into the Guiness Book of Records. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2652 Trust me, In Vivo Exposure Therapy has strong support in the literature. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2653 Maybe this isn't what the doctor meant when he said to try to get back on track 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2654 Wait, I'm getting that Déjà vu feeling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2655 "Well, there are other ways to get to Coney Island. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2656 "I always said you'd do anything for the D". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2657 We'll damn well get it right this time! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2658 ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK THIS IS A REALLY STUPID IDEA. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2659 So, this too is your mother's fault. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2660 Where's Fearless Fosdick when you need him? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2661 Stunt work is all it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2662 A little late, but our analyst's advice of confronting last month's traumatic experience should be reconsidered. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2663 Doc, ever since you tried to show me that traffic is not dangerous, I have been having bad dreams about our sessions. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2664 Let's dig a hole!! Ha ha ha!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2665 Good thing psychiatrists a required to be M.D.s. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2666 The partners say it's all about billable hours, dude. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2667 Cognitive dissonance be damned, this new evidence is beginning to convince me that things are never going to be great again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2668 Can't hurt us this time, Fred. First, it's smiling. Second, only has wheels on one side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2669 Fool me once, shame on... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2670 I thought this line was shutdown, but I've been wrong before. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2671 I always thought 'Medicare is the third rail of politics' was just an expression. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2672 We've never been very good at the whole timing thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2673 I know the healing process is tough but it still feels like we're on the wrong track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2674 We seem to be stuck on the same track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2675 Like I've said, don't worry...we have a easement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2676 Medical euthanasia would have been less painful, don't you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2677 The cartoon is not visible......(not a caption,just a fact) 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2678 I told you the D was running this weekend 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2679 Facing fear - finally 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2680 OF COURSE HE SEES US. THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THIS SCHEME 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2681 Thought you said the worst was over 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2682 Trust me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2683 I know we are helping our medical insurer but what did they mean about helping human evolution? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2684 At least we'll have coverage in prison. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2685 Wish my wheelset had come on time... Somehow I feel calmer with the Northbound D Train... This is usually more fun with pennies... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2686 Preoccupy yourself enough to relax. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2687 You know, I don't like to brag but... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2688 Trust me Art this is going to be much easier than base jumping! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2689 I think we have more pressing issues. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2690 Do you feel a breeze 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2691 I'll ask you one more time. Two plus two equals...? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2692 Rail riding used to be free and easy - now, it costs an arm and a leg! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2693 . . . HR said the company had a new fast-track accident recovery plan . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2694 I know it's risky, but you really can't beat the view. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2695 What do you say next trip we skip the Club Car! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2696 De train, the train, tomato, tomahto. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2697 Don't worry, they're just testing the whistle on this one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2698 I hate that sadistic motorman who stops the train before it hits us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2699 I thought you said the next train was not an express. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2700 Your the one that got his arm caught in the emergency stop, not me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2701 I know taking the plane is faster, but how can you beat this leg room? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2702 When she said the pain management clinic is on the D Line, she didn't mean ON THE D LINE. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2703 It does halfway work but these other consequences are a pain. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2704 This is just the copy under Pres. Trump's Unavoidable Care Act. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2705 This rehab center may not look like much, but I couldn't find a single bad review! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2706 Still horny for our 'golden' years? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2707 Oh good its the D train! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2708 This is gonna be one helluva law suit! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2709 #TBT 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2710 You were my destiny. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2711 Maybe we should rethink the whole 'safety first' thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2712 Don't tell me where on the uptown tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2713 I've heard about experimental treatment, but this is a train wreck! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2714 This can't be the right track to recovery 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2715 Relax, we've got 25 minutes till E. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2716 May be we should run? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2717 Doc, I feel we're on the wrong track. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2718 It's more efficient than exsanguination. And, by the way, our incontestibility periods have been satisfied. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2719 Weekend service is the worst. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2720 Could be worse, we could be in Belgium. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2721 See I told you, we get way better rays on the D Line! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2722 Let me check our tickets again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2723 Honey, I still think we need to sell this timeshare 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2724 This is what happens when our parents don't let us play with trains 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2725 At least we aren't on the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2726 Mind the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2727 Great, we're just recovering from your last Freudian slip and now your one track mind has us in trouble again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2728 Reality TV is harder than I thought. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2729 It's really rough being an adrenaline junkie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2730 We must be part cat if this doesn't work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2731 Ah, now THIS is al fresco! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2732 I told you this wasn't the High Line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2733 The disability train comes to the trauma track with tricked up treatment again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2734 the two guys are sitting on a chair and waiting to die because the train would come over them and kill them. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2735 I must have missed the memo! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2736 So in these dreams, exactly when does the next train come? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2737 Accidents waiting to happen. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2738 Well, I AM known for my empathy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2739 Let's try getting your life off track instead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2740 What did you expect? The ad said, I was a trained therapist! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2741 Trust me, I'm a trained psychologist 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2742 If this doesn't get us on disability, nothing will. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2743 No, I don't think that train is going to Hogwarts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2744 I was rejected for permanent disability the first time, but I think it'll go through real soon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2745 That must be lunch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2746 Fortunately, that train had a cowcatcher. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2747 We're not on the right track 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2748 It's not therapy without exposure, Tom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2749 Duh, Mario, his real name is Drumpf 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2750 The nurse said to wait here and our bill would arrive in no time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2751 Your transference neurosis is likely to manifest in hallucinations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2752 So how long have you felt you were surrounded by idiots? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2753 I just cant shake this feeling, We've been here before. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2754 It's tough living on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2755 Is this Cheney's best train of thought? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2756 Trust me, it won't come this way again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2757 Spring training can be painful. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2758 My medical diagnosis is finally on track. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2759 I know it didn't work out so well the last time we tried this… 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2760 Isn't this the same breakthrough about childhood trips to Coney Island we had last week? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2761 My guess would be there will not be a third time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2762 But it's rent controlled. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2763 Fasten your seatbelt...it's going to be a bumpy night. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2764 I love this movie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2765 Maybe we should move; it's 'way too noisy here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2766 This better work 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2767 Listen, it's a D train...can we just enjoy the irony? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2768 Get out the way, the Big Apple is coming! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2769 "No Smoking means No Smoking ANYWHERE! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2770 Thank God for Obamacare! Only other choice is Canada....huh....matter of fact does that train go that far north? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2771 Again ?!?! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2772 Well heckfire. They're gainin' on us and my gun's outta water. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2773 An obscure reference and a snarky comment-but the quotation marks make it funny; it's the quotation marks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2774 Doctor, I don't think this train aversion therapy is working 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2775 We have more to worry about than being politically correct! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2776 Jokes about suicide leave me flat. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2777 My psychologist told me to face my fears. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2778 Stop worrying about the future 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2779 I’m beginning to think we’re two tokes over the line. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2780 Visitors hours run about every 15 minutes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2781 In hindsight we could have found a better way to protest the line getting shut down. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2782 We won't protest this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2783 So in our last session you likened your divorce to being in a plane crash. Today, you say it feels like a train wreck. Walk me through what that's like. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2784 They must be improving service! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2785 I can do this all day, you know! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2786 We're right on track for our training 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2787 That's the last time I take Uber. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2788 Can we talk about something else, I think we're on the wrong track? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2789 How else are you supposed to test your life insurance startup. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2790 Hey, technically, it's still a Park Avenue address. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2791 I told you this was the one without the "disabled passenger " car. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2792 It wasn't going to be on time anyway 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2793 If h backs up we;re going to need more bandages. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2794 I don't see things getting any WORSE! Do you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2795 Watch out for the third rail this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2796 No matter, I'm all broke to pieces anyway. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2797 Isn't this putting the cart before the horse? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2798 I prefer to call it full body training. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2799 Don't worry, lightning never strikes . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2800 I don't know about you, but I think this is taking "hair of the dog" a bit too far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2801 "This week's cartoon is brought to you by the letter "D". Can you say "dummies"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2802 Donald may have momentum, but we can still get enough delegates to stop him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2803 You got The Cyclone and Wonder Wheel--now that's worth every penny of the fare! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2804 Actually, the wrong side of the tracks isn't anything at all what I was expecting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2805 I'm beginning to understand your fear of trains 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2806 Sit and relax you said. Ollie, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2807 So I says to Bob, I says, "I've already survived a plane crash, a motorcycle wipeout and a house fire. How much worse could things get?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2808 It's the express mate. We should arrive at Yankee Stadium for the home opener. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2809 Just like I said the last time, if the train backs up, which again is highly unlikely, we'll deal with it. Now just sit back and relax. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2810 You didn't invest in Uber either? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2811 What we really need to do is look back at your childhood to discover the source of all your pain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2812 The train waits for US! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2813 I didn't know there was a massage setting too. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2814 I just feel, Nathan, that we're not quite on the right track with your therapy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2815 I told you I saw a light at the end of the tunnel. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2816 In the 3rd quarter, we were sidetracked by the Iron Horse’s defense, and I was derailed by injuries. What’s your story? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2817 OK, let's resume where we left off last time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2818 I hear there are delays on the A at Canal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2819 Let go of fear and trust the process. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2820 Now do you understand why they call it the crazy train? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2821 Did you have to choose the side with wheels? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2822 I was waiting for the E! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2823 Come to think of it, I misspoke. It was the L Train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2824 Donald Trump said he built this train, a beautiful train, and paid for by Mexico. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2825 You know I can't help but feel the concept of position, position, position is entirely risk free... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2826 You're my shrink, you should appreciate an unnatural fear of the D train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2827 I see you took the early retirement package for crash test dummies as well 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2828 From now on we're playing it safe. No more selfies! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2829 What do you suppose will happen if we touch that third rail? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2830 I think the train is a metaphor for your divorce, Sam. Or, you're just scared to get hit by another train. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2831 I'm beginning to think this is not what is meant by "train-spotting" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2832 Wonder what that "D" stands for? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2833 I feel like our country is on the wrong track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2834 I don’t think this is reducing my fear of tunnels. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2835 Maybe next week we can confront your fear of The Vagina. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2836 How much time do we have, this time? " "It's worse than the Presidency this year, but better than our health insurance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2837 If it doesn't work this time, next week we'll proclaim Sanders at a Trump rally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2838 Look! A train! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2839 Relax, another one will be along soon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2840 beep beep, move over roadrunner. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2841 Bad Karma! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2842 I told you, the policy says there's no deductible with the 'D' train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2843 This time they won't be able to cover their tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2844 I don't know why people think we're so accident prone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2845 Is this where Trump, going to rail us ????with the D???? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2846 "Easy come,easy go". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2847 Double Jeopardy starts...now! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2848 I've always been accident-prone. I can't explain it 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2849 Dang it, Slim. This posse rocks! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2850 So Superman vs. Batman has come down to this? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2851 It's right on time! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2852 sometimes i feel like the D is always coming at me 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2853 agreed, the last track did have impact, but let's skip this one! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2854 That may stand for deja vu--and what's gonna happen this time to us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2855 Tis only a flesh wound! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2856 He knows us now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2857 Are you sure that this is the best way to overcome my fear of the D train? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2858 Hun, are you sure this is the High Line? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2859 It's my job as your therapist to help you address all your fears. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2860 Some people just have bad luck, is that what you said? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2861 What a painful vacation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2862 You're sure he said our recovery needs to get back on 'tracks'--with an 's'? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2863 No, I don't think you're on the right track yet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2864 Now would be a good time for a breakthrough. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2865 I sure hope collision avoidance works better this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2866 See? I told you. If we had taken the LIRR we still won't be home by now, and we'd be outdoors in the snow. That's how it could "get any worse." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2867 I'm out out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2868 Just missed us! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2869 Finally! Trump's health care plan. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2870 I laugh in the face of D... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2871 Do you think one of the train's conductors will recognize us from last week? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2872 Ralph, why do you always get me in these situations? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2873 "The good thing is there's no third rail". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2874 I was warned the upper west side would cost me an arm and a leg 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2875 I told you leading from behind was a much better idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2876 A coffee table might be nice. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2877 So you said that you were a therapist in "train-ing"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2878 Are you sure about this? I thought it was suppose to be a railroad bed not a couch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2879 We shouldn't have signed up for the discount health insurance plan. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2880 I don't care how much it costs - next time we're riding on the inside. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2881 Did you ever think we really stink at this suicide pack thing? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2882 I think we're doing this 'riding the rails' thing wrong. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2883 The view is worse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2884 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid? Yeah, that's a bit of a stretch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2885 Something about therapy with you makes my life seem like a train wreck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2886 No lost time accidents with this railroad. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2887 Absolutely nothing can spoil my afternoon nap! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2888 As your therapist, I have a legal obligation to be here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2889 I think life was better on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2890 Are you absolutely sure this ain't the last train to Clarksville? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2891 Feels like deja vu all over again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2892 Fool us twice.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2893 We're getting our money's worth before our health insurance runs out 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2894 A quick trip from here to eternity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2895 This time it will be different. This is the D train express. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2896 Before Obama Care Dr. D had a nicer office 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2897 We'll show them March Madness. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2898 How do you think we got here? I don't know! You went to it he same party I went to. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2899 I still can't figure out what I did wrong. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2900 when we last met, we were discussing Danny from work and certain... emasculating... comments he'd made about... your wife's... corn hole 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2901 I think we have taken this adventure tourism idea too far.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2902 What? The drain's humming? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2903 I think we are making progress. I'll see you next week. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2904 Thanks Obamacare. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2905 Get ready for the mother of all repetitive motion injuries. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2906 Hey, WATCH IT! I'm laying here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2907 In retrospect, maybe we shouldn't have faced our fears head on . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2908 So, how's your lawsuit going? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2909 ...a hair better than blackjack, Frank. 50/50. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2910 Funnily enough Jung postulated a possible link between Deja Vu and dissociative identity disorder 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2911 Regardless of the circumstances it's Obama's fault. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2912 And you said that rail is a thing of the past... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2913 I'm not paying you for this session 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2914 This should cure your D-Trainaphobia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2915 I heard the renovated Medacaid office is quite efficient. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2916 I just hate when there's "train traffic ahead" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2917 I told you we should've signed up for Medicare 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2918 So tell me, my dear analyst, does this cartoon make any sense? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2919 I can't believe the insurance company only pays for full body casts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2920 Instant cast removal coming up! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2921 Next time, don't forget the TRAINING wheels! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2922 Who knew the Bronx was up and the Battery down 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2923 I know! But they tell me my deductibles are right on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2924 It's the only place in the city where I feel completely safe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2925 I believe this will conclude our primal scream sessions. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2926 Big Apple ingenuity--not owning a car doesn't mean you can't play Chicken. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2927 Affordable Housing 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2928 Well, I'm glad that's over! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2929 So once again, I think it's time to stop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2930 When Trump is presidente he'll make it all beautiful and great again! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2931 Trust me, this is way more effective than EMDR. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2932 I can't tell which way the train is going either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2933 whose your lawyer ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2934 Funny place for a lawyer's waiting room. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2935 Obamacare works! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2936 Remember the phrase, "first come, first serve?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2937 The "D" stands for "dignitas"... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2938 So how long until you can get back on the bike? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2939 We got off real lucky, Ernest Borgnine might have been on duty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2940 There is no light at the end of this road. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2941 Your thought is, risk should not be avoided? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2942 I think our last gig was too risky 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2943 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2944 At least the primaries are over. The general election shouldn't be as bad. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2945 They never talk about the dangers of "staycations." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2946 At that speed we should get where we are going in a New York minute 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2947 Be prepared. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2948 Bummer, wrong side of the tracks again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2949 they don't call it the "track lounge" for nothing 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2950 Talk about being ignored! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2951 I think that lawyer sent us to the wrong track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2952 I know it's tough. But it's the best way to treat your train-phobia! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2953 1. Watch out for the third rail. 2. This commute is killing me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2954 Thanks Obama. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2955 Sometimes you just need to kick back, relax, and let the D come to you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2956 If we can't die with dignity, at least we can die comfortably. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2957 First time the milk train didn't stop here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2958 At last, the Veterans Administration has physical therapy claims on track! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2959 Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2960 You said 'Take the D train! Take the D Train! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2961 Kinda sad how they sidetrack their broken-down equipment and working stiffs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2962 Whatever happened to 'if you see something, say something'? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2963 Now I get it...the Moron Olympics Committee told us to get some 'training'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2964 Relax, they always stop for a sick passenger. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2965 If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2966 I fear the "D" means dumb luck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2967 I know we botched the first attempt but this should put the naysayers to shame! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2968 We're finally off the grid. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2969 Hang-on! Wouldn't this be a total "tunnel-vision" on things?!? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2970 Still better than a sick passenger on the train ahead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2971 Who could guess it--run over by an optical illusion. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2972 Jake, test drive was miserably rough. Definitely needs wheels on both sides. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2973 Until the third rail starts to tingle, don't even begin to worry about the train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2974 I think we need a new spot for the sit-in strike. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2975 I'm getting subliminal vibes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2976 Intimations of mortality? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2977 You've been hearing things...aanndd... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2978 Again, the Choo Choo Train is NOT going to stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2979 The secret is to set the chairs after the train goes by. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2980 they must really think that D will me on time if there are no sick passengers onboard. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2981 Who knew that staying of track is so dangerous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2982 The train says "D"! Don't worry bro. It means "Don't move". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2983 This is just brief detour until Hell's Kitchen. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2984 Why do I feel like a straight man in a cynical cartoon? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2985 Doc, I think your methods are too extreme for me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2986 I was gonna give you a blanket now, but I guess I'll cover my tracks later. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2987 Mikey the Slipper's "Shrink and Fall" session was almost out of time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2988 Now might be a good time to mention that I no longer accept Blue Cross Blue Shield. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2989 Your leg is damn good but The Flying Scotsman gave me this arm 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2990 We miss everything!!!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2991 I'm dying to get my life on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2992 I don't know about this work hardening program they're putting us through. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2993 I don't think it matters that it's "only a local." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2994 Retraining. You? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2995 Something tells me we are not on the Highline. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2996 Beats the porch every time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2997 Fool me once, shame on me; fool me twice... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2998 maybe they will get it right this time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2999 "Relax.. It can't happen again till the express comes by. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3000 Oh nothing, I thought you said something. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3001 This should cure your fear of trains. Or kill us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3002 When I said, 'I bet the train would come if we literally laid down on the tracks,' I didn't think you'd hold me to it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3003 We like to die in comfort 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3004 The real estate agent told me we moved to the right side of the tracks this time... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3005 What I'm trying to figure out is why we have to pose for this "investigation" picture. The perils of homelessness have no bounds. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3006 Always reppin'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3007 This doesn't seem right .....think the realtor may have ment tract housing? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3008 I think you'll find that it's not the Doppler effect per se. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3009 It's called Deja vu 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3010 They were awfully nice about it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3011 I think we really do live on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3012 I don't think this is how the Wheelchair Assassins played chicken in DFW's Infinite Jest. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3013 I sure hope Timmy gets the shot this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3014 Then you heard screaming. So how did that make you feel? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3015 We are such pro train-wrecks! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3016 Did you get the license number ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3017 Oh Magoo, how come this roller coaster isn't moving? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3018 Yesiree, we're the lucky ones. You should see where my cousin, Bob, the bridge painter, is recouping after HIS worker's comp accident, on the Verrazano. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3019 I think I bought the wrong tickets to "Crash Test Dummies." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3020 Worth it. Just love trains. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3021 I'm not thrilled with your timing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3022 'D-Train was my nickname in college.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3023 It's the perfect plan - what could possibly go wrong? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3024 Am I crazy to think this is a bad place for a psychiatrist's office, Doc? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3025 I understand the metaphor, but next time, maybe we stay on the RIGHT side of the tracks? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3026 Wait! I THINK I remembered the air brakes this time..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3027 Are you sure ObamaCare will cover this? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3028 This isn't working. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3029 We need to find a new place to watch the game. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3030 You chose the best spot to heal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3031 Oh no, there goes my other leg. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3032 I'm beginning to think that she was lying when she said this was a safe space... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3033 Sit back. Relax. La Donald will come to you! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3034 It's hard to die. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3035 We might want to reconsider the detriments of catastrophic thinking. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3036 When we're at work, we train with no breaks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3037 It an arm and a leg from Brooklyn to the Bronx! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3038 Another day, another dollar! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3039 I'll admit, sitting here is a bit perilous, but the view is amazing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3040 I'm wondering if we considered our settlement demands carefully enough, Bob. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3041 Prepare to make the jump to lightspeed! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3042 It's only my 3rd acupunkture session but it feels revolutionary. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3043 I think we need to the the R recovery line ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3044 I think it's time our therapy changed track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3045 Parallel universes merging? Never thought about it. Why? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3046 How about we get a cabin this time? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3047 As usual, we're right on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3048 Relax... Everything will be fine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3049 We're past third time lucky. What now? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3050 I'm over my fear of flying, thanks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3051 And how did you feel toward the train when it hit you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3052 Whose idea was it to rob FAO Schwarz? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3053 Did I hear someone say, "All Aboard!"? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3054 All I said was that neither of us would vote for Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3055 It figures. The one time the D train is on schedule. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3056 First, waterboarding. Now this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3057 I told you there's no Superman! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3058 I think we need to analyze why I'm the first victim being hit in your speeding train dream 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3059 Whatever happens, make sure you don't touch the third rail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3060 I think we finally have your therapy on the right track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3061 I don't know... it just seems easier than having to work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3062 You think we should move? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3063 Remember - this time I get the first ambulance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3064 So you're saying sometimes a train going through a tunnel is just a train going through a tunnel? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3065 A Duke Ellington song just came to mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3066 We'll show them all that we will stand up for our beliefs, and never be moved. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3067 Wow you were able to get front row seats for the D train again..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3068 I never liked commuting anyway. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3069 How many entrances does the afterlife have again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3070 Well the union contract did say we could take our breaks in the lounge... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3071 They say, 'third time's the charm.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3072 Never yell 'FOOD FIGHT!' in the dining car. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3073 It's so much more fun when Johnny Knoxville does it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3074 This should be beach front by 2020 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3075 I look forward to getting our disability status renewed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3076 These trains are ruining our feng shui. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3077 Life is good... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3078 So, we need to face our fears. No matter how much it hurts! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3079 Give me your tired, poor, broken, wretched, homeless, recession-tossed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3080 I could live with these injuries but not with more of Trump and Cruz. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3081 Welcome to my house. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3082 So much for our banjo strumming days! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3083 Again we are on the right track now for a disaster. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3084 Do you think the train knew where it was going? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3085 This time, by God, they will let us on the train! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3086 I'm seriously thinking of taking your therapy on a different track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3087 Does hitchhiking work as well on the tracks as it does on the road ??? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3088 Took a few tries, but I think we're finally on the right track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3089 It sure is tough being a local guy in this express world. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3090 An out-of-service station! Hah! That's what you said last time! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3091 I hear this hospital has really sped up its admitting process. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3092 You picked the one day the D train is running? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3093 They say that the economy is about to collapse......but, we don't have to worry now that we're on disability. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3094 Dag nab it, that sheriff has one fast horsey! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3095 Two days. I've been specializing in aversion therapy for two days. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3096 huh, what? You sure now how to pick to noisiest places to spend time at 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3097 I told you we should have read the fine print before signing up for Obamacare! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3098 He was asking for it, marshall. Cheats play with weighted marbles. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3099 Did you notice there are no wheels on the far side of the coach? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3100 Chillin on the Railroad! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3101 Well, Tom, I think we agree there is no better way to destroy a train of thought." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3102 Tea will be served at 4 o'clock on the upper deck . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3103 Me? YOU'RE the one who told the doc you felt derailed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3104 This exposure therapy is really dangerous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3105 Featherbeding can be crippling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3106 Republican health care! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3107 This session is over at 4:17pm. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3108 I've been living on the other side of the tracks too long. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3109 I am sure train therapy is killing me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3110 So glad we got off the D train, Harry. Who, exactly, told you to add spontaneity to our marriage?! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3111 Double Indemnity Cast Party 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3112 I swear, those Obamacare deductibles will be the death of us! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3113 I never realized how dangerous streaming could be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3114 So, how do you like my new mantransit cave? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3115 You and your outside dineing request. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3116 My last shrink complained that I keep reliving the accident. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3117 I had a tough life but passing those turnstiles was way over the top. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3118 I just can't catch a break here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3119 Didn't I tell you this wasn't such a good idea? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3120 Can you read the top line? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3121 Third rail's a charm! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3122 I think he has interesting ideas but I doubt he will be elected. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3123 I forgot the chips again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3124 We will keep at it until you get over your fear of being run over by a train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3125 Let's hope we are so lucky this time! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3126 You're right doctor. This is helping me overcome my fear of death. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3127 Is the "D" train going to make "us" great again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3128 It's a local, and I have a local anesthetic. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3129 For the last time, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3130 "Relax, the "Mobile Hospital' is just as good". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3131 I regret nothing! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3132 I think we're poised for another breakthrough. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3133 Next reunion's on the #2 line! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3134 You're right. Train Squatting was a silly idea 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3135 Yeah, D is for disabled, but we'll be back on track in afew weeks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3136 Has The New Yorker come around to dick jokes? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3137 This time I'm betting on Zeno's paradox. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3138 Then after refusing to pay, my insurer said they'd fast track my appeal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3139 If we miss the D, the B is eight minutes out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3140 You ever get the feeling you've been cheated? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3141 Me?... I botched the aptitude test so the only thing I was qualified for was crash test dummy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3142 Thank God it's Friday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3143 Guiness Book of World Records here we come. Yep, and a Darwin award! Give me a high five! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3144 Sam, think Medicare will cover this too? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3145 The doctor said, 'rest, ice and elevation', he said nothing about sitting on a railroad track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3146 That is so last season and that's why I like it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3147 You really have to be careful who you mingle with on these murder mystery train parties! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3148 Welcome to the Trump Traumatic Recovery Wing! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3149 Earl, did you remember to turn off the lights? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3150 Yes, but we ARE living in Brooklyn! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3151 Freudian. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3152 And I was just getting comfortable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3153 hold your breath now, pumpkin, the train will remove the cast quicker than you can say Jack Robinson 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3154 Now that we are comfortable, tell me about your dog. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3155 I feel your pain, Charlie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3156 Don't worry. The D-Train is punctual 82% of the time. We'll catch the next one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3157 Everyday it gets harder to be a trained therapist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3158 If you're genuinely committed to therapy, you’ll agree it’s time to intensify our trust exercises. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3159 No problem. That's the end of the line. It never gets this far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3160 On the other hand, we've already met our deductible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3161 I knew we should have used the express the first time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3162 The doctor recommended I get my health on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3163 You thought the last session was depressing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3164 Our jaywalking binge got boring, maybe this will be more of a thrill 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3165 Relax! This one leaves for Georgia around midnight. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3166 Through this whole Batman v Superman argument, what have we gained? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3167 You thought Obamacare was bad? Well welcome to Trumpcare! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3168 The Broken Boneyard 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3169 Push. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3170 Has it never dawned on you that maybe we're both crazy? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3171 This is the only traction covered by my insurance too... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3172 We seem to be cutting it close again, so get ready to roll, this time on the count of two… 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3173 How do I know that after the duplicate experiment you won't want a triplicate? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3174 "I thought the 'D" was supposed to be on the local tracks !!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3175 That reminds me: I also have a Vitamin D deficiency. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3176 I'm afraid that's all we have time for today...the "D" will be back in service before our session ends. Let's pick-up next week at the bottom of the Brooklyn Bridge. --Thanks, Doc. I sure appreciate the sliding scale. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3177 This is ok but I'm not going to Brussels! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3178 I think we were better off "off the rails". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3179 How's this for a PSA? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3180 We'll take another look at his issue in recovery. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3181 Did we irritate someone? Why did they leave us here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3182 A more proactive approach to patient care, my foot, but the HMO insists. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3183 Okay, now let's visualize surviving even a more serious situation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3184 We might not like it, but President Trump has made the trains run on time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3185 I'm just saying,how many times do we have to go through your bucket list? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3186 Okay, quit derailing the conversation! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3187 Next vacation we're spending more than $2.75 each 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3188 Time's up. Let me check my timetable for next week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3189 I told you the locals don't go here anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3190 Yes, it’s difficult, but exposure therapy can cure your subway phobia only if you stick with it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3191 You said we would end up owning the railroad 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3192 I thought alternate side parking regulations were suspended today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3193 So you see, soderodromophobia isn't just a type of paranoia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3194 It is a boo-boo choo-choo. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3195 Well then, what is YOUR definition of crazy? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3196 I'm getting a bit bored with this Close Call® Time Travel, Jim. After the asteroid impact and that drowning islands scenario isn't this one kind of anticlimactic? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3197 Fine but if we don't make it on this time lets just go ahead and pay the fare like everyone else. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3198 I guess living on the other side of the tracks isn't any better 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3199 After surviving what we've survived, OF COURSE we're indestructible! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3200 I can connect the dots from A to C but not to D. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3201 Okay I'm convinced, you are not just paranoid. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3202 Nothing like being prepared for the worst. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3203 It's as if I was on the subway tracks with a train coming right at me. So, how does that make you feel? Don't worry doc, it'll all be over soon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3204 Next time, mind the gap. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3205 The Doctor told us how lucky we were ... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3206 So after that base jump incident, she asks me, "If Ernie sat on the tracks would I? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3207 Love this proactive stance 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3208 I told you, even if we are on the right track, we will get run over ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3209 Maybe this time we should just touch the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3210 As long as we're not on that dangerous third rail, we should be fine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3211 They call it trainspotting, up close and personal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3212 Now this better get us into 'Hamilton.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3213 Don't worry, it's about to tip over. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3214 This time stay put! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3215 This one smells like stale ketchup. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3216 I like him too, but just because Bob Dylan sang Slow Train Coming doesn't mean it's always going to be true. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3217 Roger, when are we going to stop fighting that imminent domain law suite? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3218 So much for getting our lives back on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3219 I think we should have paid more attention to the "Medicare D" clause 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3220 We're sure lucky, we missed that Third Rail ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3221 Well, they now say the threat of death is the greatest recuperating factor. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3222 The real cause of rising healthcare costs 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3223 Our transportation has arrived...... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3224 I guess it wasn't our time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3225 I guess the party side tracked us, eh Bernie? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3226 Biff, this is the best sanitarium our health care can afford. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3227 It's not the most glamorous job, but somebody's gotta do it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3228 It's the same dream doc, it's Opening Day and the Yanks will win the Series if they don't get hit with injuries. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3229 Didn't the doc say tracktion? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3230 Here we go again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3231 Whose bright idea was this? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3232 Its the last train to Clarksville 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3233 Front row - third baseline at the subway series. Are you kidding, what could be better? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3234 This particular painting best represents his blank canvas phase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3235 I told you that if you took the wheels off the subway it would fall on us... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3236 It turned out that our insurance claim is invalid unless we get a statement from the driver. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3237 I'm having a few doubts about our staycation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3238 If they ever approve a budget, this may become a problem. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3239 And we thought there'd be nothing to worry about once we got on to the tenure track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3240 Are you feeling run down? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3241 Wow, this is the best 3D movie the I have ever seen 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3242 Taking this Nietzsche thing too far this time don't you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3243 I told you it wasn't a local. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3244 move the engine back a bit Fred,you can see it in the frame!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3245 We should'a taken the A Train. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3246 This time the settlement should be six figures! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3247 You're transferring again! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3248 Uber is sending the biggest thing they have. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3249 I don't care how low the rent is, the medical bills are eating us alive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3250 This train will never leave the station. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3251 Ah, I’ve always wanted to try indoor trainspotting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3252 The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3253 They say this upholstery will stand up to anything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3254 I wouldn't call it an existential threat... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3255 This will surely get our minds on track 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3256 Our health insurance does not cover ambulance service to take us out of here! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3257 How far to the handicapped ramp? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3258 Just seize the moment! Short lives matter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3259 The Grim Reaper always rides the D train - it's an express. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3260 These one-side wheeled trains from New Zealand just don't run anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3261 I am confident our pre-bandaging techniques will finally make us rich. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3262 Call this a track to recovery? I need better insurance plan. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3263 My hearing's coming back...finally!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3264 No wonder my insurance doesn't cover this therapist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3265 Not enough punch. I give it a D-. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3266 See, I told you, NYC's subway is safer than the DC metro. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3267 Do you suppose our fascination with Madam Caboose here is anything like the feelings Ahab had for Moby Dick? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3268 Last time we did this the train went the wrong way 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3269 Are you sure the D Line stops here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3270 These protests are taking their toll... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3271 It's okay, I have insurance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3272 They put us on the wrong side of the tracks again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3273 I think we would be happier if we lived on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3274 How many times do I need to tell you? Just don't touch the third rail and you'll be fine! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3275 Your life is literally going to go off the rails . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3276 If the the insurance company doesn't pay this time,it'll be my last time! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3277 Welp. . . time for another insurance claim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3278 And 'D' is for-- 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3279 Chuck, a locomotive goes west, one goes east, which appendage clanks first? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3280 Suddenly, i'm not loving it more than Obamacare. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3281 So, how do you like my mansit cave? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3282 It's getting better. Last time it was just my wrist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3283 Remember your training. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3284 Early attempts at an Uber-subway ambulance required GPS tweaking. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3285 I'm hearing you're right on track for that promotion... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3286 My attorney thought class action was a good idea - there is always a ghost of a chance! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3287 It's those kinds of negative statements that bring pain and suffering into existence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3288 It's important to just be aware of your surroundings. Now, tell me what you are comfortable with here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3289 I understand. I know it looks bad but you are on track for a speedy recovery. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3290 IT GETS SO CROWDED WHEN THE YANKS PLAY THE SOX 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3291 This is the last time I'm helping you stage a deleted selfie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3292 That movie seemed so realistic 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3293 It's the last one on our bucket list! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3294 Ok, it was a bad idea to let the railroad arrange our rehab, but that doesn't make me crazy! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3295 Your time's up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3296 That was the Bloods train 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3297 It oughta be the F train. That cartoonist really got upset when you told him he left off the right rear bogie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3298 Frank said it best: "Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3299 I told you ObamaCare wouldn't end well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3300 I support universal healthcare, but the waiting rooms have really taken a toll 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3301 At least no one can accuse us of not getting back on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3302 My HMO assures me this is a highly cost-effective protocol for cast removal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3303 I sure hope the food's better this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3304 It's just a local pain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3305 Bronx Pledge Week 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3306 Whiteout! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3307 Are you sure we picked the right injuries for this? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3308 We need to rethink the living room. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3309 I just hope Sol appreciates this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3310 They just don't make cabooses like they used to. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3311 Let's see the insurance adjuster pull that 'pre-existing condition' crap on us now! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3312 The train told us to detrain the D train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3313 Glad to see that my life is right on track. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3314 Our Risk Avoidance Support Group will be totally cross with us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3315 All I can say, Ernie, is that was one lousy hospitality car. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3316 I thought our Orthopod drove a Benz. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3317 A couple more desensitization sessions and you should be over your train phobia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3318 So, Mr. Train, Please describe your fear of metro's. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3319 Can you scratch my left shoulder? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3320 It's always best to face your fears head-on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3321 This might be a little late, but does our insurance policy have an expected or intended injury exclusion? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3322 Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3323 We can't afford to go anywhere this year, so we are taking this railroad holiday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3324 Don't worry - this time we're gonna D-rail that guy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3325 My lawyer should be on the 10:37. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3326 They told us free healthcare would be a trainwreck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3327 Sure, break testing can be fatal, but how about that incredible retirement package! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3328 Is this what you call my 'repetition compulsion'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3329 Broke down area waiting for repairs! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3330 I've always been attracted to the wrong side of the tracks 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3331 Whatever happened to cabooses? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3332 The first attempt didn't help my suicidal tendencies, but I respect your diligence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3333 Next time let's not ask for the Club Car. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3334 Healthcare sure is confusing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3335 Don't worry the D Train is never on time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3336 So we're making our way down from the "A" Train, Duke? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3337 This way, your fear of my methods will eclipse your fear of the D train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3338 Is this hallucination as bad as the 2 line to the Bronx? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3339 I just remembered ... the D Train doesn't stop here anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3340 I make a motion that we quickly close this session of the Broken-Appendage-Barcolounger-Trainspotting Club. Can I get a second . . . ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3341 I'm beginning to think this isn't the best spot to keep taking our rest break. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3342 still better than flying. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3343 Do you think this will hurt? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3344 The things we go through for a little Oxycontin. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3345 Our new nurses better be single 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3346 You promise that getting in front of this train will pay off even bigger than the car thing, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3347 Ever read 'Anna Karenina'? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3348 Darn, Danny!Back at it again with the white train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3349 I hate reruns. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3350 Your "sure-fire free ride" idea isn't going to pan out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3351 Hopefully this is less painful than D plane! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3352 As my therapist, do you think my dreams are a tad too realistic? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3353 Just stay clear of the third rail, you'll be fine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3354 I know I've said it before, but "Good-bye, Lenny." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3355 OK, so maybe it is too close for comfort. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3356 Next time we gotta bring the outdoor furniture. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3357 Let's delve deeper into your dreams involving trains 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3358 They said "traction," not "track-shun"! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3359 Oh no, this was supposed to be the 'B' line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3360 I gotta find a new hobby horse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3361 It's not a great job, but somebody's gotta do it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3362 As crash dummies go, I think we went above and beyond the call of duty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3363 This is much nicer than our last place 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3364 I am grateful for a union that is always there to give us a break and not leave us behind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3365 Why did they get rid of the caboose 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3366 I think this only worked in "Inception." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3367 Mmm, I'm feeling a little run down too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3368 You'd think we'd be smart enough not to try this again... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3369 When did the clocks change? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3370 So this is the new CDC rules for pain control! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3371 I thought you said our seats were in the back of the train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3372 Desensitization program 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3373 In our second meeting of the Lazy Person's Fight Club, we rumble with the D train. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3374 Trump won't win. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3375 Okay, featherbedding break is over. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3376 Service at bit rushed. 3 stars. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3377 But sometimes it takes two big shocks to awaken our preconscious memories. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3378 Don't you think our lawyer is going a little too far on this one? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3379 So, when they said we were on the fast track…… 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3380 This is most likely the worst idea we have ever had. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3381 They did say there was a good view of the monorail. - Sam age 8 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3382 Still, they promise a job for life. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3383 Let's hope it works this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3384 And why do you think continuing our sessions is contributing to this unreasoning fear that they are bad for you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3385 We go through this every Saturday at bath time 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3386 So we wait here for Medicare Part D pain medication? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3387 Harry, this is not the beach! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3388 Ralph, it just hit me how unlucky we are! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3389 Do they have frequent flier cards at the hospital? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3390 There's that screeching sound again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3391 My political handlers said I'd be safe so long as I avoided the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3392 I told you the A train wouldn't do the job properly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3393 Is that the front or back of the train? Why does it have no wheels on one side? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3394 I told you last November: It's Spring FORWARD...!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3395 The Obamacare-Amtrack merger has a few kinks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3396 What's Clark Kent doing differently that we're not??? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3397 Our work together has certainly been rough but now, really, our time is up! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3398 Trust me - My healthcare is gonna be SO great. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3399 "Bro,lets do this.do a video tape". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3400 Are you really sure we're bound? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3401 One more time: 'The Breaking of Pelvis 1 2 3', Take 13. Ready? Action! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3402 They think they're stopped because of a "sick passenger." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3403 Trains do go in reverse do they? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3404 I think we are really making progress with your mortality issues 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3405 Now, as I was asking Mr. Carney, why do you think the train runs over you every time? I am going to have to discharge you as a patient if you keep believing you have the power to stop the world because you want to get off one broken arm is enough. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3406 They say the best therapy is to relive the trauma in a comfortable setting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3407 Counter-transference schmounter-transference. Let's stick with your attachment to your mother. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3408 Her round trip ticket also cost an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3409 Why must it always be about sex? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3410 Good thing it is going the other way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3411 At least they're allowing manspreading again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3412 Oh he will see us. That is Thomas. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3413 I guess I misunderstood - I thought they said I was fighting "MMA" when it was actually "MTA"... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3414 If it backs up again, we're goners 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3415 Are you sure that this is the Obamacare Recovery Room? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3416 Thank God for Obamacare! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3417 I think we need to talk again about your man-of-steel vision. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3418 You lose, it was the D line last time too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3419 This is a tough way to meet our deductible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3420 This is gonna hurt... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3421 I keep hearing Duke's "Take the A Train." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3422 So, in our last session we discussed wish fulfillment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3423 I just find we go faster with the brim up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3424 You know why they call it the "D" train don't you? Because we're f@cked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3425 I said Travelby coach, not couch! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3426 Okay ... my pocket watch stopped running last week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3427 Yes, I recognize the Freudian symbolism, but is there anything else in your past that might explain why trains keep appearing in your nightmares? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3428 We're taking a step back on your exposure therapy this week. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3429 'Okay, so the benefits should kick in after this one.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3430 The beaten in their natural habitat, the beaten path. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3431 This is definitely the most injuries I've ever received during Spring Training 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3432 Quick! We need to derail your train of thought! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3433 Google map said it was the Highline. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3434 President Trump's got funny ideas about job creation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3435 Living your life on the edge has it's drawbacks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3436 Mr. Rogers, I believe we are finally getting somewhere with your fear of trains. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3437 At least we've met our deductible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3438 Nate Silver says this train is way ahead of its targets. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3439 Hey, it's only every 10 minutes, and we're living in Bryant Park. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3440 You're right, Doc. I'm probably not a hypochondriac. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3441 I should really have bought insurance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3442 At least we are on morphine this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3443 These disability payments really add up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3444 The neighborhood keeps getting more and more dangerous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3445 Are you beginning to see how your thoughts of suicide could be impactful outside of yourself? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3446 How many more tort claims do you think we can survive? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3447 The doctor said it would be good to get fresh air.". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3448 And so this concludes our last session on how to deal with your fear of fast moving trains. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3449 Ya know, I'm starting to doubt that jumping trains really exist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3450 Where just enjoying the outside 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3451 Therapist: "You're bound to be a train wreck. I'm getting the hell out of here." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3452 I guess the city paid the electric bill this month 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3453 I see you made the last Trump rally." "Yeah, he said he wants to get the country 'back on track'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3454 Ready for round two? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3455 I am growing inured to planes, trains, and automobiles. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3456 These sessions are becoming a train wreck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3457 Now, tell me more about your train hallucinations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3458 Were going to start a group action cliam 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3459 When the club car opens, I'm gonna have a third-rail cocktail and you can order your usual absolut train wreck. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3460 Why couldn't you just pay the bar tab?! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3461 My insurance carrier insisted on an alternative delivery system for my medical care. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3462 Can you tell which way it is likely to go? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3463 Damn the critics. Let's rearrange the deck chairs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3464 People always say I'm from the wrong side of the tracks. I'm starting to believe them. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3465 You wanted to go to a Yankee game, and the online ad said this place on the D line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3466 I thought crash test dummies were supposed to be inside the vehicle. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3467 I've seen worse Emergency Room waiting areas 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3468 So far the pain hasn't been too bad. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3469 Now I wish we'd bought Signature Care 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
3470 I don't think this is the pool deck, Kenny.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3471 Like we agreed in the hospital, masochism's not for sissies. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3472 These seats cost an arm and a leg! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3473 Now I know why my aversion therapy technique went wrong the last time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3474 Relax, the train can't move either - we're all single- limb- recoverers.... ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3475 I’m hoping to get my life back on track. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3476 I think I liked the furniture better the way it was. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3477 ...and still, not even a scratch on this new line of train-proof furniture. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3478 I thought we were on the track to recovery but I can see your having a set back. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3479 It'll stop, it'll stop Bernie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3480 Yeah, I asked for my insurance claim to be fast-tracked, too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3481 o.k. now, this time its foolproof. I guarantee we'll get a good lawsuit out of this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3482 deja vu... ikr 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3483 Let's hope the self-driving feature works better this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3484 Look, training is SUPPOSED to be hard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3485 I refuse to go back on Dr. Phil's just to have him tell me that I don't see things through. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3486 Be careful not to touch the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3487 This really brings me back to our hitchhiking days.... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3488 We'll be okay as long as we don't touch the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3489 I'm telling you, Frank! The voice on the phone said "Trump Protesters' Meeting, ten o'clock sharp." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3490 I think that we are doing couch surfing incorrectly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3491 The modern day version of an old classic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3492 we must find a new meeting area 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3493 If you hum that tune one more time I think we can figure this out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3494 So much for that cul-de-track idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3495 Would you PLEASE stop singing Folsom Prison Blues! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3496 Well the pamphlet did say, 'Training! For a speedy retirement.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3497 It is the end of the line! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3498 So then I said " I' ll show you tracks, son" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3499 Don't worry - It'll heal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3500 Ok, I agree, you're the better "chicken" player. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3501 Trump promised no one would die sitting in the middle of the street. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3502 Gradual exposure, Bob. That's the key. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3503 When I was a kid we just put pennies on the tracks. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3504 I can't remember the last time I felt we were on the right track! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3505 For some reason I just have no interest in this current presidential race. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3506 I'm glad we had this talk. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3507 I think we should try a simpler way of double suicide. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3508 High Line, Low Line . . . it's all the same to me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3509 My medical benefits will pay for this! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3510 I have this recurring dream of a train with wheels on only one side. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3511 Don't you think it's time for you to examine your lease agreement? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3512 So that's what you meant by "derailing" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3513 Trust me, THIS time we're on the right side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3514 Moe: "Say, do you remember when Mom and Dad said that we were on the fast track to hell if we didn't stop getting high and move out of the basement? HA! Well, that train just ran right through us, and I didn't feel a thing." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3515 You mentioned feeling like you keep getting run over by a train. Tell me more about that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3516 I see why you feel that way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3517 I think I sprained my ankle. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3518 My former shrink loved to have sessions on skyscraper ledges. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3519 I'm not sure I can get on board with this new chiropractor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3520 As I cautioned in our last session, that can be a dangerous train of thought to follow. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3521 The ONE time the D is on time! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3522 We'll gentrify this neighborhood, even if it kills us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3523 What does "a hair of the dog that bit you" mean anyway? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3524 Things could be worse! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3525 Remember, just avoid the third rail and we'll be okay. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3526 Don't you think this wait is becoming absurd, Vladimir ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3527 Yes, the L line is hipper, but the 2 is closer to hospitals 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3528 Every little breeze...seems to whisper Louise.. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3529 Screw the eyestrain—I say we move closer to the TV. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3530 Looks like we're about to get another ambulance ride. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3531 Living near the subway isn't what it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3532 Still hurts less than the Trump Train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3533 See. I told you Trump's universal health care plan had lots of fatal flaws. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3534 This is crazy. I trusted you the last time you said the Brown Line was down for repairs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3535 Perfect spot to make the D train run on a Sunday schedule. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3536 These Curved UHD, 4K, Surround Sound, 3-D, Smart-TVs make what you're watching seem so - 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3537 I always say "If at first you don't succeed" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3538 Hey look! Our train's finally come in, and we ain't at the airport! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3539 Meeting our deductible should not be this hard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3540 Been doing some research for a Big Book, finished the jay-walking part.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3541 Does it feel a little breezy to you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3542 We'll make a killing on the insurance this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3543 The First Class to go Heaven. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3544 I'm thinking that subway track sitting might not really be a good hobby. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3545 Ok, so this"D" Train will complete the job for us. Cool! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3546 Do you ever feel like you've reached the end of the line? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3547 Why does it matter Donald, they already blew up the Train? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3548 Charlie, this workman’s comp fraud scheme is getting a little out of hand, doncha think? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3549 I've decided to switch to a therapist who doesn't keep saying "things could be worse". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3550 I have little doubt you could have found the words for these feelings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3551 Did you pay your copay? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3552 Now that we've experienced being thrown under the bus, let's move on to our next challenge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3553 These Driverless trains really work, call the union rep. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3554 Standby just isn't what it used to be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3555 It's tough being an establishment Republican this year. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3556 The thing is, none of these captions that win are actually funny or witty in any way. So here's to life. Cross my heart and hope to die. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3557 Nothing is ever easy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3558 "Are you desensitized to your fear of trains yet? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3559 Yes. 'D Train' is coming. Ho ho. How clever... Now I know why you were expelled from The Union Club. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3560 I thought you said we would be in the lounge car. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3561 The view from the third rail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3562 Yeah, but this way we are not violating anyone's religious liberties. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3563 THIS assisted suicide will work! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3564 I figure this is safer than out in front like last time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3565 Honey,wheres my eyeglasses? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3566 As careful as I am, I never seem to get out of harms way 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3567 Have they not heard of "No Man Left Behind"! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3568 Are you sure this time that the insurance company pays quadruple if the train is heading westbound at 90 miles per hour? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3569 Death is late. Again! OR Gidot is late. Again! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3570 You sure the local goes fast enough to finish the job? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3571 Obamacare? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3572 I guess this one isn't the High Line either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3573 Did you tell the conductor to stop the train at 59th Street? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3574 You would think they'd learn by now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3575 No question, this D-Train sound is way better than what you get from the A-Train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3576 I told you not to pull the emergency cord. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3577 No, I'm not feeling suicidal. Are you feeling suicidal? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3578 Maybe next week we can move our session to my office? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3579 Still beats riding the G. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3580 Are you sure we are on the right track to recovery? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3581 This shouldn't be too bad...as long as one of us is dreaming. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3582 You went too far just because the Harrisons bought a new SUV. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3583 Here she is, right on time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3584 Well, I guess I wouldn't be afraid to get on a plane right now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3585 It's only the D. I worry more about the El... Or worse yet, the F. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3586 Are you sure Medicare Part D will cover this event? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3587 Well, I DID tell you I was a therapist in training. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3588 Whose idea was it to play Blind Man's Bluff? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3589 Yessir, driving an automobile is a dangerous thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3590 Welcome to hospice. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3591 I think our time is up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3592 For my next feat I'm considering high-wire tap dancing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3593 Are you gonna breake my all of bones!!!??? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3594 Where're the media? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3595 We're being held because of train traffic ahead of us. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3596 You seem to be overly fixated on this 'fear of trains.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3597 Hanna and Sophia give up as feminists. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3598 Our discount medical evacuation policy stinks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3599 Perhaps reenactment is not the key to insight after all 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3600 ..."that Kevorkian guy still around?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3601 Remember, be mindful of the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3602 Feel the burn? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3603 Slippery when wet, no kidding. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3604 No, I'm in the dream too, so at least it's progress on trust issues. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3605 Hey what does that D in the windows stand for? Oh it stands for d- ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3606 This time I really need you to believe that we're safe and sound in my office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3607 It's all about being at the right place at the right time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3608 In order for these sessions to work, we need to stay on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3609 Just when I thought the MTA could not be a more painful experience 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3610 So you forgot the remote again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3611 If we cause a wreck we're screwed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3612 I guess my fear of touching the third rail has been alleviated, but my overall sense of anxiety is increasing! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3613 Is that the local or express? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3614 I'm not sure heckling The Donald is worth the risk. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3615 So how did you track me down? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3616 Darn! My cast itches. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3617 I hope they fixed those back up lights. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3618 No, as a matter of fact, I do not think we're too close to the third rail again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3619 The policy did say death AND disability. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3620 jumping off the lazy train took more work than expected 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3621 Is this what they mean by deja vu? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3622 I knew this boycott for a lounge car was a bad idea! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3623 Spring break therapist 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3624 I thought that went well - considering 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3625 You were supposed to take the "A" train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3626 Do you think they forgot about us? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3627 I'll admit I was a little skeptical about having this reunion. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3628 I think this is the wrong train track, we should be on the E-Line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3629 Maybe this transporting idea wasn't very good after all. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3630 Amtrak, what'd I tell you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3631 Don't worry, as soon as you finish your training you'll be first aid qualified. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3632 I am not drunk, the horse is. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3633 I think we're at the point where we can put your fear of getting hit by a subway train to rest. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3634 When they said it would be an arm and a leg they really meant it! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3635 Now where were we? Ah, yes. Feelings of being steamrolled. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3636 Hold on, I have to catch a train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3637 ...talkin' about a figure of speech 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3638 I will get hit by a train for you~ 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3639 I thought you said the D was always delayed? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3640 Location, Location. . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3641 This still isn't quite the way I thought we could explore your inner fears. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3642 Today, two old-men delayed the D-train departure. And now a word from our sponsor: Viagra. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3643 I'd rather watch 30 Rock from my comfy chair than run for the D train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3644 It would have been much worse if the train had wheels on the other track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3645 Since we don't have the money to live where you want and you won't live on the other side of the tracks, what other option is there? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3646 Next, I'd like you to help me with my constant sense of foreboding. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3647 I think it's time to go off the rails. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3648 Switching Trains is not the answer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3649 "Why is the cartoon not viewable? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3650 Were the rehab directives to "Rest up and train at Track 10" or to "Rest up and train with traction?!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3651 Maybe we should try dodging firetrucks next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3652 They're not gaining on us! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3653 Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3654 Don't worry, it is only the D train, and a woman is driving, the R will be along shortly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3655 That was a close call! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3656 Let's go back to your over-reliance on similes... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3657 Oh, I thought the train would never make it here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3658 They'll have to hike the fare to 5 bucks for the settlement we'll get. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3659 I've always been a pessimist 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3660 This feels like one of those new reality shows. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3661 Now we know that your decidophobia is greater than your siderodromophobia, and that is why last week we met in front of the train and not behind it like today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3662 Don't look now, but this track was marked ACTIVE - NO RAIL FANS ALLOWED. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3663 The D Train is being recalled to the station permanently. This is a perfect place for convalescence because a genius could create another HIGH LINE. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3664 Are you sure this is how David Blaine does it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3665 Ah, that's better. I just needed a little break. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3666 If at first you don't succeed ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3667 Are you sure we have access to all public spaces? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3668 How has the systematic desensitization therapy been going for you so far? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3669 The train in the tunnel dream again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3670 It's a bit early, but would you mind if I billed for the full hour? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3671 we never should have moved to Canada. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3672 This is their idea of workmen's comp? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3673 Harry we lost track of our train!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3674 I find this setting gives my patients a greater sense of urgency. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3675 I've heard travel is broadening 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3676 And then we wake up......Right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3677 I would have preferred a better view, but the price was right. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3678 We've made great progress - this time it will be different. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3679 Obama care still sucks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3680 I thought I could. I did too! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3681 Unlike me, you didn't get unparalleled treatment...that staff had no training whatsoever. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3682 That's what you meant by 'end of the line'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3683 Looks like the D-train caught US. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3684 Remember what dad said. Stay clear of that third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3685 A blank slate mystifies on Monday-more coffee,please. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3686 I'm so tired of this. Here it comes again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3687 It's just you and me, the reunion gets smaller each year. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3688 You sure those are phantom shakes? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3689 How does it feel to be a human circuit breaker? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3690 Didn't hear the train a comin', didn't see it rollin' around the bend and we aint seen sunshine since we got hit in the head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3691 I wonder what the wealther will be like tomorrow? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3692 I'm considering retirement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3693 ''Superman was busy.'' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3694 On-site treatment of siderodromophobia has its drawbacks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3695 Didn't the doctor say we should be 'on track' to recuperate? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3696 And to think, we paid almost a million for this view. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3697 We've been over this a thousand times Mr. Withersby - no train, no pain, no gain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3698 My phone charges quickly on that third rail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3699 I'm not sure about this new health plan... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3700 Let's hope it doesn't slow down because of train traffic in front us this time! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3701 Going out on our own Eames like we said we would, Helen 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3702 It was traumatic for you, and for me, but there's plenty of hope in the science of mindfulness. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3703 When the actual D train has a bigger hit than the movie, The D Train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3704 We've been railroaded in the literal sense of the word. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3705 I thought you said you shut the door! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3706 Ever worry that we're on the wrong track? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3707 Watch where your going train! Man trains just don't have respect for people anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3708 I told you to Take the A-Train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3709 Huh. Train's late. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3710 I really hope that "D" stands for "death". Cuz' we have already tried "A", "B", and "C" trains. Ya know what i'm saying? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3711 When my ex-wife said she was taking my Vitra lounger I knew that this is the only solution. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3712 Waiting for the chaise lounge car 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3713 If you ask me, Blonde on Blonde is soooo much better than Blood on the Tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3714 It's absurd to say there's a relationship between CTE and lounging on railroad tracks! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3715 Yeah, it looks like this one needs new brakes, too -- 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3716 I just called the doctor - he says we're on track to get much worse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3717 Alternative to smoking 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3718 We're keeping the third rail metaphor out of this crazy primary year! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3719 Try to remember, when did you first have these thoughts of folie à deux. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3720 I thought you said it would be the A train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3721 Fool me once ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3722 I told you, things are always better the second time around 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3723 Ok, who's the wise guy with the eraser? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3724 If we are doing this again, we are on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3725 This beats standing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3726 It gets ya comin' and goin'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3727 Nothing like a little more pain to start the morning. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
3728 "The conductor's first and last words to me were "hello" and goodbye". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3729 How can I open up? I still don't feel comfortable in your office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3730 Funny thing, I never even saw it coming! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3731 If you hadn't thrown away the propeller, we could have just sued the airline company. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3732 Um, The Doors . . 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3733 So how's training going? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3734 Maybe we should take the A-train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3735 Perhaps this is why you keep getting hurt. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3736 So this is New York's version of that Oergon law? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3737 Remember when you thought not touching the third rail would be our biggest problem? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3738 We still gonna lounge on the E train tracks tomorrow? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3739 They tried to make me go to rehab. I said "No, no, no." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3740 Look! Our train is finally here to pick us up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3741 More like D for "death," am I right?! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3742 This is absolutely the last time I'm doing any dares from Eddie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3743 Maybe now our lawyer can get them to increase their final offer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3744 Stop complaining about our train leaving the station. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3745 Just like with the fear of falling of a cliff, we will deal with the fear of being run over by a train in the same way 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3746 Another couple of sessions and you'll hardly remember the war. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3747 I meant transference, not train interference. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3748 Sugarcoat it all you want. This is one tough neighborhood. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3749 Unfortunately, your hour is up again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3750 Let's go again whats of a little of gauge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3751 Run over me with a bus? I will watch a train run over you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3752 I guess there are no more cabooses. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3753 I told you this was better than acupuncture. Nothing takes your mind off your woes like an incoming train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3754 Well Randy, it appears that we are the definition of insanity. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3755 I should have read my contract closer before I took this job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3756 How to murder handicaps with a train while they're sitting or laying on something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3757 Do you think we are getting too old for this kind of demonstration? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3758 According to the manual, and where I think we may have gone wrong in the past, is that we were supposed to move 10 minutes ago. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3759 You sure Doc offered a discount on new casts? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3760 Why was this a good idea? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3761 I think it's Tuesday. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3762 I know you said you wanted to live close to transit, but I think this is a tad too close. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3763 So you see, reality therapy has demonstrated that your fear of subways is not irrational after all. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3764 Harry, we've been over this before, past is just prologue. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3765 I think we've been left in the lurch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3766 Have you seen my ottoman? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3767 I think we should find better places to eat our lunches. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3768 Book a room near transportation, you said. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3769 To be fair, it is a neighborhood in transition. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3770 This time it has to work! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3771 I'm skeptical. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3772 The voices in my head are screaming ' Here comes that train again ! ' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3773 You said your great-grandfather was John Henry? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3774 1) No George, I don't expect we'll "D"rail it. 2) Henry, I swear this is my last test of your automatic braking system. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3775 ...and yet, I believe there's more to this shared destructive ideation than meets the eye... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3776 It was wise of you to buy us the extra legroom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3777 It's been so much more convenient since Uber converted to driverless vehicles... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3778 Well that just D-alined my bones 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3779 The L is hell. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3780 Ready? Maybe we'll get luckier this time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3781 I think we should go back to Avoidance Therapy Mr. Spangler 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3782 Perhaps skydiving is a better extreme sport. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3783 The ad said reasonable rent and close to public transportation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3784 You'll get used to the noise. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3785 D train D train the train is coming. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3786 It's a new method I read about. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3787 Sometimes I feel like my train has left the station. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3788 Your decision to continue with our sessions has led me to conclude that we are both mentally unstable. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3789 We're here to get the trains back on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3790 It's true. Electromagnetic forces mend bones. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3791 I find that staycations have an element of adventure, too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3792 It's immersion therapy. No risk, no gain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3793 Would you rather be in the nose bleed section? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3794 No one said gentrification was easy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3795 We finally got our lives back on track . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3796 My watch is on the fritz. Is it late again!? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3797 They say someone gets run over in New York every 23 minutes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3798 It's called therapy: I'm replacing your unreasonable fear of trains with a very reasonable fear of trains. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3799 That's it! I'm going back to hypnosis school. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3800 Overcrowding isn't causing this delay. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3801 Didn't we already hit the D Train last week? Transit Police may get suspicious. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3802 Dis is da life, huh! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3803 Relax—we'll be at Grand Street in ten flat. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3804 I told you to stay out of the bar car! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3805 I don't get it. Why would the insurance company have us wait here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3806 Do not let your foot hit the 3rd rail! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3807 This idea of your's might get traction yet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3808 Two polar bears were on an iceberg. One turned on the radio, the other fell off. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3809 Challenging yourself can be highly therapeutic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3810 I told you we should have waited for the express. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3811 Something tells me we're on the wrong track once again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3812 For our next session, I suggest we confront that issue head on instead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3813 I said get on track or you're headed for a tran wreck, but I clearly said don't involve me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3814 Wait, aren't we supposed to fake the injury after we wait in front of the train? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3815 Where'd the TV go? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3816 So much for the train being on time for a change. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3817 Do you ever feel your life is more important than your squished penny collection? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3818 We fell off a train together, and then fell in love! Happy Anniversary, Frank! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3819 Dr. could we go back to just talking about insanity definitions? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3820 Alright Carl, second times a charm right... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3821 I promise the "D" train does not symbolize your mother. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3822 They haven't worked out the details, but 'subwaycare' makes it easier for family and friends to reach you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3823 You think there will be similar ADA accommodations at Coney Island? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3824 D worst way to get Workman's Comp 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3825 Bill I think your phone is buzzing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3826 I thought you said this tunnel was sealed off? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3827 Let's start where we left off when the A-train hit us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3828 I had a dream that I voted for a democrat, and I woke up like this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3829 Ejection seat test, batch 19...go! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3830 Next time we'll be ready. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3831 It used to be more fun robbing trains 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3832 No doubt about it, healthcare is the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3833 I thought you said third trail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3834 Now, as I was saying, before we were so rudely interrupted... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3835 Psychoanalytic training. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3836 Are you sure the D train only comes once on Sundays? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3837 We should have moved when our legs worked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3838 I'm upping your fee to 5k an hour. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3839 I am committed to keeping your therapy on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3840 Ever since you read " My Year of Living Dangerously" I think you've proved your point but now you've gone off the rails. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3841 D Train: Train of the damned. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3842 We've overtrained again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3843 Good thing we paid the higher premium for luxury rest stops on hospital trains. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3844 I don't think this will get them the results they were looking for 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3845 You should see his bookshelf on GoodReads. No wonder he hasn't gotten to the ADA. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3846 Three D's 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3847 If this doesn't work, I say let's give the George Washington Bridge another try. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3848 This one should be a real doozy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3849 Better not take that HMO train, it could be worse! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3850 It's outside of network. But it has been precertified. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3851 Perhaps after A to C, D Train will cure you of your siderodromophobia 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3852 Just get us out of our misery please 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3853 I don't think this is what the boss meant when he told you to train me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3854 Tell me again why the test dummies need a vacation? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3855 After all we've been through, you picked one hell of a way to get to the Bronx! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3856 This is the ONLY way to get a free ride! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3857 Passed by as if we were not even here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3858 ...and how does this make you feel? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3859 Reruns? Do we have to stay? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3860 Yes. Now I'm beginning to feel your pain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3861 What are the odds of it happening again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3862 The insurance agent said get comfortable, he would be right back with a check. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3863 Doc, I have just one leg to give. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3864 D is for Deadline. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3865 If this doesn't work, I'll kill myself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3866 Nice of them to stop for us now how do we call room Service? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3867 Busking on the tracks isn't as lucrative as it used to be back in the old days... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3868 This beats being harassed by the cops on the platform. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3869 Ever hear the one about putting the cart before the horse? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3870 I told you we should have stolen the Barbie Jeep! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3871 Shouldn't we just buy a ticket? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3872 Sorry, my train of thought is just all over the place. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3873 Did I mention this session is free of charge? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3874 Isn't this a permanent solution to a temporary condition? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3875 Next week let's try returning to your comfort zone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3876 This time are you sure it's virtual reality? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3877 Just like clockwork... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3878 Interesting. And why do you think you'd feel safer next time on the side without wheels? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3879 I always get the drafty room 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3880 We'll give aversion therapy one last try. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3881 We've been watching too many Disney movies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3882 We were supposed to be in the hospital. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3883 Well you're certainly on track to recovery. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3884 Sure glad it's not the A train again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3885 Don't worry, i'm trained for this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3886 Next time don't take it literally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3887 I've gotta say, the new "Happy Patient Virtual Reality Console" is very realistic, but they should really go in a different direction with the content. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3888 how lucky that they had a first-aid kit on board! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3889 Alright, let's try this again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3890 They call it anticipatory medicine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3891 We've gotta get out of this railroad apartment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3892 I’m not sure that getting back on track this soon is such a good idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3893 Now do you appreciate the time constraints of our sessions? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3894 Just another day on the job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3895 New York's bad infrastructure is really affecting my quality of death 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3896 Do you believe in premonitions? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3897 Home Alone 6 \0/ 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3898 Bum wheel? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3899 It's the only office I could afford the rent on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3900 Enough about me. What made you go into breakdancing? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3901 There may be some lingering resentment.... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3902 Looks like we have this trip all wrapped up! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3903 At least we escaped the bus! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3904 Yeah, I can't take the constant pain either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3905 Is this what the lawyer meant - when he said "we would own" the railroad? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3906 To ensure safety over track conditions ahead, this subway train will operate slower than normal for a short time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3907 So what you think: Is this a good time to call Cecelia? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3908 What did you expect? We are at the outpatient ward for Highlines D. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3909 I hope you see now how your fear of being killed by a train was simply an irrational neurotic obsession. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3910 The D train is much, much faster than the A train, trust me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3911 Rest in "pieces." - Thomas the train 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3912 I wonder what the boss meant by "Re-Training". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3913 Oh man, I wanted to get struck by the E train this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3914 Living on the D line has its drawbacks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3915 Look harder - there IS a face there . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3916 I admit that I didn't really investigate the Pullman Health Insurance facilities before I signed up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3917 There’s no better way to conquer your fear of injuries. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3918 Life's ten percent training and eighty percent toughness. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3919 Some wrap party, where is everyone? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3920 Don't worry. This time I know we've got it right. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3921 I told you, the Drumpf train would be worse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3922 This is the High Line, isn't it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3923 I've named my penis Mr. Bates. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3924 The way our lucks been going lately, I can't believe it missed us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3925 We'll cure your self-destruction tendency for real this time. My bad on the Trump rally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3926 I hope you pulled the hand break this time...... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3927 I hope your ex was right, when she said, "third time's a charm!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3928 I would have lost that bet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3929 Nobody said exposure therapy was quick or easy, but trust me -- it works. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3930 The A train is quicker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3931 Say what you will but the GOP replacement for Obamacare costs less and cuts down on red tape and wait times! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3932 Rehab's Rehab. Besides, it's covered, minus the co-pay. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3933 My wife says train spotting isn't a real man's hobby. I'm here to tel..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3934 This is going to cost an arm and a leg" "Maybe two 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3935 I'm having a hard time adjusting to these ultra-modern physical therapy protocols. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3936 Yeah, the most fun part of Munchausen's. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3937 Oh no, not the D train again! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3938 I told you it was the 'quiet ride' car! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3939 Brace yourself??? Not funny, Sid. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3940 Next year I say we upgrade our room to the station platform. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3941 I don't think is what they had in mind when they said "Sit back and relax!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3942 Don't tell me you forgot to change the signal to red. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3943 It's getting late but can you raise your good arm higher? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3944 I don't think that this is our stop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3945 We have to stop playing chicken with this train 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3946 Our Godot will be tomorrow's Hamilton. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3947 This lounge set really is comfortable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3948 Tomorrow I am definitely lowering my deductible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3949 You only think you hate me, actually you are experiencing "trainference". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3950 This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3951 This commute is murder! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3952 My, is the 2 o'clock early again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3953 I have been through this before; and you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3954 Solidarity, my foot...no sit-down strike was meant to go this far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3955 The 'limited' transportation option had a lower deductible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3956 We have to keep working on your fear of trains. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3957 Did you hear? We are on track to a full recovery... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3958 What's he grinning about? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3959 I'm still not over my fear of trains. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3960 Tell me again, Fred, what's that word for "calm after the storm'? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3961 Maybe 4 a day somewhere. Why? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3962 Well you're definitely not subwayphobic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3963 Whew! It's on time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3964 What are the odds it could happen twice?! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3965 Who the hell booked this re-match? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3966 I still say the exposed brick walls are worth it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3967 We're on track for recovery. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3968 Well... At least we found out our final stop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3969 I think we've covered this issue enough. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3970 For the next visit, let's focus on reducing stress. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3971 Now I know what the light at the end of the tunnel really was. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3972 I'm starting to wish you'd responded to guided image therapy 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3973 Be careful not to touch the third rail, I heard it could be fatal 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3974 Projection: Not fast enough. Will only break my glasses. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3975 This last treatment should finally put and end to your fear of trains 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3976 D is for Destiny man! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3977 Is that what he meant by escapade? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3978 Nobody said couch surfing would be easy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3979 The doctor said to stay on track and we should heal just fine 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3980 Our Die is Cast 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3981 I think our therapy session have been on the wrong track 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3982 Visiting hours are every 12 minutes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3983 This Obamacare has gone way too far 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3984 Some people never learn...doing the same over and over, but expecting different results! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3985 Once again, I am the doctor you are the patient, I know this will eventually cure your Siderodromophobia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3986 So I guess that that light at the end of the tunnel was not your missing flashlight? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3987 Your recurring dreams are having a profound effect on both of us. I am beginning to have doubts about your insistence that we live in a different dimension. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3988 You sure doing this again is a good idea? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3989 How does the train stay on the tracks? There are no wheels on the right side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3990 Well, yes, there are methods of addressing your fears other than facing them head on. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3991 I wish something would happen to impact my recovery time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3992 Yes, Fred, I know. "We were here first." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3993 I keep telling you this isn't the luge run. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3994 I would give my right arm for that chair. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3995 Not again! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3996 Maybe we’re using an outdated timetable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3997 Be very careful not to touch the third rail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3998 Déjà vu. I remember now, it means... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3999 We call it method psychiatry. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4000 Do you get the feeling we live on the wrong side of the tracks? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4001 Want to sign my cast? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4002 This is the only "surge pricing" I can afford. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4003 You are really certain that it is going the other way!!? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4004 Lenny, go ahead and wake me up when you hear it coming 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4005 Don't worry, if you don't make it this time I won't bill you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4006 Assisted Suicide is no longer the third rail of the health care debate. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4007 I think we seriously misjudged your disability scam! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4008 So if i'm hearing you right, you feel like your life is a train wreck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4009 My agent assured me this is our new health provider office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4010 That’s the last time I’m going to fight those jam-packed crowds on the 5:06 out of Grand Central. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4011 Are you sure we have the right train THIS time? Yeah, you're gonna love spring break in a Miami hospital dude! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4012 We worked through the base jumping and rock climbing phobias. I think i can live with the train thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4013 I hear it's a safer neighborhood on the other side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4014 At least we have a better sense of how the Republican party feels. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4015 There's an easier way to have your cast removed. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4016 We may have gone too far with you confronting your fear of trains. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4017 When the conservatives said that they will derail Obamacare, I did not realize that they meant it literally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4018 Jezz, those wheels look less painful. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4019 Just worry about the third rail, okay? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4020 At least the co-pay got us this far. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4021 Where did we leave off last session? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4022 Allahu akbar! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4023 I know we've been over this, but let's see where it goes. 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
4024 I warned you about putting the TV in a high-traffic area. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4025 This is not a caption, it is a comment: I am sorry, but being French, and after what happened in Brussels yesterday, nothing can be funny about that. PLEASE REMOVE this week's drawing contest. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4026 Look Sid, This is the 'D' train, you've had the chaise-lounge for 'A', 'B' and 'C' already. I get it for 'E' through 'H'. Beyond that, the good Lord willing, we can discuss who gets what chair for the remainder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4027 Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4028 Now hold that train of thought. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4029 Is it comming or going 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4030 Don't worry, we're covered for pre-existence injury. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4031 I think it went, "Take the A-Train." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4032 Johnny? What does deja vu mean again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4033 Sure, brake testing is dangerous but you can't get better health benefits. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4034 And you thought your life was a train wreck before... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4035 This is cheaper than my HMO. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4036 Let's hope it stops this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4037 "D" must have been for Donald, not Democrat 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4038 Fear of intimacy is the "Third Rail" of Freudian Psychoanalysis. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4039 What was I saying? I lost my train of thought. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4040 I think we're just accident prone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4041 No, I said airbnB. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4042 I hope it does a better job this time ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4043 I hear the food is pretty good at Bellevue. It will sure beat living on the train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4044 Like a good neighbor ... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4045 This state's euthanasia practices leave a lot to be desired. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4046 We'll jump when my left hand gives the signal! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4047 He said that the D will take us to Coney Island 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4048 I think we're on the right track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4049 I will bet you another $1 that it won't back up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4050 Trust me, this time it'll work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4051 When ya gonna get your license back? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4052 Perhaps next time we should try the High Line. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4053 What else do we have to lose? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4054 I told you he'd come back to apologize. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4055 Oh, it's just D train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4056 And what do you think is the cause of this fear? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4057 It's not piracy if it's 'Tracks of My Tears,' pronounced like 'chairs...' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4058 So, in your dream, you say the light at the end of the tunnel turned out to be what? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4059 Schedule said it was a local. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4060 When we get there, I'll take you to Nathan's. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4061 Aah...it's good to be a Teamster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4062 Do you think maybe the realtor was recommending tract housing? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4063 All the hospitals were out of network. And you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4064 let thoes painful memories wash over you like a.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4065 I still say if we didn't take enough Vicodin; this will really hurt. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4066 I'm thinking of getting another hobby 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4067 There must be an easier way to get hit with a train of thought! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4068 We'll be fine this time with the chairs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4069 The third rail of therapy is fear of the known. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4070 In my nightmares, they put the other wheels on and we really get creamed... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4071 Say what you want about Trump, but at least the trains run on time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4072 My caboose is killing me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4073 Luckily, we are time travelers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4074 What 1-800 number is our attorney again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4075 My form of therapy can be painful. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4076 So, what's the big revelation? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4077 Crap. I forgot to put out the recycling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4078 Third time could be lucky. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4079 Here comes our nemesis! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4080 If you ask me, this posttraumatic desensitization is a lot of hooey. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4081 I'd like you to switch tracks for a moment here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4082 Sure it looks bad, but I could have been hit by a giant metaphor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4083 Photoshop and a good lawyer: I think the gravy train is coming in! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4084 Bow Down Yoga isn't right for everyone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4085 Well she didn't say not to 'lounge' in the subway, 'darling' - but I guess that was implied. (Petula Clark reference - GOOGLE it). 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4086 Maybe this will cure your fears. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4087 I just switched my health insurance 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4088 Don't you think we've had enough training already? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4089 This doctor is in training! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4090 Are you sure that lightening never strikes the same place twice? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4091 Hooray, they stopped - third time lucky. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4092 Four down and only twenty-two to go! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4093 Make no bones about it--the train is never, never late. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4094 Only you would pick train dummy over car dummy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4095 This is not what I meant when I asked if our retirement plan was on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4096 So, brainy, this double suicide idea has already cost three arms and a leg! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4097 Jeez, another goddamn D Train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4098 Not to worry honey---our insurgence covers pre-existing conditions. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4099 Give me your tired, poor, broken, wretched refuse, homeless, recession-tossed, teeming city. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4100 We have friendship goals Bill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4101 I know it's been hard, but your treatment is right on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4102 I hate Tom for doing this to us 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4103 Before retiring, I never understood it when they would say that 'Medicare is the third rail of American Politics.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4104 Now that we paid our deductible, we'll get covered this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4105 So yes, your need for codependency is the need this will be our last session. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4106 I'm trying to live more in the moment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4107 It's my way or the highway. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4108 To discourage patients from going over time. Which once again, you have. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4109 I guess they weren't kidding when they said sitting at the front of the train this time would cost us an arm and a leg... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4110 I wish the F wasn't down. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4111 I object, you have the better seat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4112 I told you all we would do jumping off the roof was break a few bones. Now this ought to work!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4113 This better work this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4114 ... and you will feel no more pain at the count of three ... 1... 2... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4115 I kind of liked the park bench. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4116 Do I believe in miracles? Why do you even ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4117 Can't you see why we can't meet here.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4118 When's your office remodel supposed to be finished? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4119 So this is President Trump's healthcare plan! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4120 We're in a safe space 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4121 It's just ridiculous how high transit fares have gotten. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4122 One more and I can actually buy a place on this line. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4123 I'm voting for Bernie! My hedge fund is in the toilet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4124 That concludes our sessions on trains, next week we'll move to airplanes 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4125 They're gaining on us. Who are these guys? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4126 Like I told you last time, we hold sessions here because your insurance will only cover counselling as part of an emergency department visit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4127 I seem to have one medical emergency after another lately. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4128 Like you said---the D stands for Dare. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4129 Tell me again how re-enactment therapy works. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4130 We'd better go. I hear this is Snidely Whiplash's train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4131 when the presidential elections hit 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4132 I call it the My Line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4133 I now own six of these. It's worth it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4134 I'm giving up on subway assisted suicide. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4135 I like doing slapstick therapy but the group sessions are killing me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4136 It was either this or living off welfare 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4137 Might as well be comfortable until the lawyers come and, no, they won't notice the divan if we moan enough. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4138 No kidding? I got this falling off the platform, too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4139 Trying to save the $2.75 fare for that Coney Island hot dog will kill us for sure. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4140 We still must explore why you're obsessing over the D train when this is the C track. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4141 We needed Bill Harlan's goat (Old high school ditty) 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4142 I'm pretty sure third time's the charm. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4143 "Sorry we're on break,don't blame us for your troubles". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4144 Can we both agree Method Acting wasn't right for this film! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4145 In your case, 'the end of the line' is far safer than being 'on the fast track.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4146 This better work THIS time or you're a dead man. Actually... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4147 For the times a charm's sunset views over the Narrows. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4148 They were really nice about helping us off the train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4149 I'm feeling fine. How are you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4150 For the last time, this is NOT the Highline. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4151 Remember, Doc said to stay on track! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4152 I sure thought our time was up. Good thing we were wearing our helmets. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4153 We be laying laying down by the train listening to the tracks 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4154 well, I think we've turned lemons into lemonade 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4155 It's rent controlled- now tell me more about your insecurities and anxieties....... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4156 Why else would we do this? We're jackasses. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4157 Well done We have conquered your fear of trains 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4158 I told you we weren't lucky. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4159 So I said, "No way am I paying a copay on my health insurance. You have not seen the last of James Arbuckle!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4160 Are we really supposed to be comfortable doing this? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4161 We fall down the steps reading our New Yorker and this is how they make an example of us?? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4162 This is 'Psycho' therapy 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4163 I can see why you're $400 an hour. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4164 I still have that feeling of impending doom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4165 Being in training is harder than I thought. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4166 I heard that if you got hit again, your body would balance itself out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4167 We'll get this 'exposure therapy' treatment in the next go 'round if it kills us. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4168 Can't believe it, another Express! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4169 They'll blame this on Obamacare, too! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4170 They only allow one carry on 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4171 You really do only live once. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4172 Oh crap! I forgot to re-fill my MetroCard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4173 I forgot the punchline. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4174 Train surfing is for chickens 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4175 The Republicans say they are going to repeal Obama-Care, so lets get our money's worth! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4176 So much for your idea of a staycation 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4177 You feel as though something catastrophic is bearing down on you. Hmmm...tell me more about that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4178 You and I, we're gonna keep trying to lick this subway phobia of yours, if it's the last thing we do! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4179 Let's continue working on overcoming my mental block to learning schedules. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4180 I hope these sessions are helping overcome your fear of pain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4181 Forget trolleys and streetcars. It's all about trains. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4182 I still don't think this qualifies as an extreme sport. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4183 I still miss Johnny Carson. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4184 The Doctor just said, 'Stay out of harm's way from now on and you'll be all right.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4185 Why do we keep testing our luck? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4186 Perhaps we should reconsider exposure therapy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4187 Those Trump people really hold a grudge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4188 You know, this exposure therapy is really working! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4189 Not many couples showed up for the Double-Double Indemity party. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4190 Don't sweat the delay, Phil. This time we're the sick ones. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4191 Nobody can eavesdrop here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4192 This will be easy compared to your fear of Trump rallies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4193 My big shot brother is into extreme sports so I thought for once I'd outdo him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4194 When you said we should jump under the D train, I thought you meant Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4195 Say what you want about the ACA - that was the fastest medical care ever. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4196 Cast for "Murder on the Orient Express", you say? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4197 Us jumping off the roof helped with your vertigo. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4198 You think we should duck 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4199 If train D leaves the Chicago at 8:00 and train B leaves Boston at 10:00 which one will reach us first? Didn't we get this one wrong last time???? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4200 Yep, it's all about being mindful and noticing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4201 I think our recovery is right on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4202 On second thought, I don't find your fear of trains unhealthy 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4203 On the bright side, this rental is close to everything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4204 I have a big beautiful plot reserved on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4205 Doc, I think I am getting over my train fetish. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4206 Don't touch that third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4207 I'm pretty sure we are at the end of our sessions. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4208 Sometimes a train going through a tunnel is just a train going through a tunnel, you know. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4209 We got railroaded. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4210 Looks like they boarded the hobos instead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4211 It's known as vibrational rehab - you'll see...... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4212 I heard of traveling psychologists, but this takes it to a new level. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4213 Not to worry, they're missing half their wheels 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4214 I'm telling you, we have to get the demo tape for Survivor just right. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4215 I really should have sent you to a hypnotist 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4216 I'm telling you, this is it. The VA never makes a mistake. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4217 I don't care what they do, I'm still not voting for Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4218 I'm beginning to think the new product durability standards are a little extreme. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4219 I told you to find a place near the D Line, not on the D Line! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4220 Well, hopefully this is the last time we get hit by the D 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4221 This is why I always sit upright. All I have to do is tilt back and I'm safe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4222 Well, you were late Bob - it's Spring forward. The good seats in front of the train were taken. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4223 See Tracks? Think Train! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4224 what's he going to do, hit us? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4225 Can't say we didn't try. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4226 I haven't quite reached my annual deductible yet, how 'bout you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4227 And they told me I couldn't even kill myself properly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4228 The morpheme's wearing off. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4229 Do you think it is time to switch tracks? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4230 I sat us here because the other side has the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4231 So, I said, pay a little more and get the lower deductible, but no... she says the rates are too high as it is. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4232 That damn train is sawing us to pieces - back and forth, back and forth! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4233 "If you see something, say something." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4234 This should be your final phase of therapy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4235 Trust me, by now we should be immune to collisions. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4236 This is stupid, Rex. Assisted suicide is legal in this state. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4237 We're finally on the fast track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4238 And I thought we Republicans would be safe when all the wheels came completely off one side of Donald Trump's GOP train wreck - I guess not. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4239 ...You derailed and we are right on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4240 I'd like to discuss with you a better way of dealing with your nightmares 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4241 You said you think you see the light at the end of the tunnel. How does that make you feel? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4242 Cast-offs 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4243 I got this one tangling with a rickshaw in Calcutta 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4244 Stop complaing. They're always late. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4245 Life was easier before PETA. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4246 Can't let them get to the Trump rally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4247 Bob, do you feel like play bowling tomorrow? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4248 You go ahead. I'm waiting for the "A" train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4249 You brought I D...right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4250 Yeah, I support euthanasia. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4251 True, 'breezy' was a little misleading. But you have to admit the rent is cheap. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4252 wow-it sure was lucky we were hit by the train on the way to the orthopedic surgery conference 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4253 We were rehabing until the D train passed by us! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4254 A few more broken ribs, and those season tickets are ours. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4255 Next stop: that Grand Concourse in the sky. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4256 How is this any better than your last idea? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4257 So I dreamt that your office was on the subway tracks, and we were both wearing large casts, and we were about to be obliterated by a D train car with wheels on only one side. And right now, I'm feeling a strong sense of deja vu. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4258 It's a living... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4259 Is it on time? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4260 Wait, is it coming or going? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4261 When the doctor said we were lucky, let's see how lucky. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4262 I hear they're hiring at the airport. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4263 When did you hear this line was out of service? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4264 Doctor, my nightmares are getting more & more realistic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4265 Now that we have Obamacare we can live where we want. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4266 In an overreaching effort to fully empathize, Bob's therapist bandaged up and relocated their session to the scene of the accident. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4267 Brighto! Brighto! It makes old bodies new. We'll sell a million bottles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4268 Don't worry; we're on the E train track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4269 Is this really the only way I can get my therapy covered by flex-pay? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I'm afraid we're out of time. 2.6667 0.21082 6 0 2 4
1 I can see our time is up. 2.4000 0.40000 5 1 1 3
2 You're my last patient of the day. 2.4000 0.40000 5 1 1 3
3 Bad day to give up drinking. 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
4 Well, looks like we're all out of time for today. 2.3333 0.40825 3 0 2 1
5 This will be our last session 2.3333 0.21082 6 0 4 2
6 Well, it appears our time is up. 2.3333 0.33333 6 1 2 3
7 Well he hasn't stopped yet, I guess I owe you another dollar. 2.2000 0.37417 5 1 2 2
8 Where did we leave off last session? 2.2000 0.37417 5 1 2 2
9 And how is this going to make you feel? 2.2000 0.37417 5 1 2 2
10 All right, full disclosure: I'm not really a psychiatrist. 2.2000 0.37417 5 1 2 2
11 We've learned that your fears are very real. 2.2000 0.37417 5 1 2 2
12 Hold that thought. 2.1667 0.30732 6 1 3 2
13 Just like I told you, 30 minutes late. 2.1667 0.30732 6 1 3 2
14 I see that our time is up. 2.1667 0.40139 6 2 1 3
15 It appears as though we're running out of time. 2.1667 0.30732 6 1 3 2
16 Since our last session, would you say your fear of trains has increased or decreased? 2.1667 0.40139 6 2 1 3
17 The D train's killing me. 2.1667 0.40139 6 2 1 3
18 Watch that third rail. You could get hurt. 2.0000 0.36515 6 2 2 2
19 Donald may have momentum, but we can still get enough delegates to stop him. 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
20 I'm starting to understand why the rent is so good. 2.0000 0.36515 6 2 2 2
21 How does the prospect of imminent death make you feel? 2.0000 0.31623 5 1 3 1
22 It still beats living next door to a violin teacher. 2.0000 0.25820 6 1 4 1
23 "Are you desensitized to your fear of trains yet? 2.0000 0.25820 6 1 4 1
24 I get the sense our visits are causing you pain... 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
25 I think we need to address your death wish first and maybe work on the train fetish later. 2.0000 0.36515 6 2 2 2
26 We're just about out of time. 2.0000 0.25820 6 1 4 1
27 The first few sessions are the hardest. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
28 It's called Deja vu 2.0000 0.44721 6 3 0 3
29 This state's euthanasia practices leave a lot to be desired. 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
30 I think that’s all the time we have for today. 2.0000 0.31623 5 1 3 1
31 I can't even imagine what would have happened on the 'F' train. 2.0000 0.31623 5 1 3 1
32 I told you I saw a light at the end of the tunnel. 2.0000 0.25820 6 1 4 1
33 As I've said, whatever doesn't kill us will make us stronger. 2.0000 0.36515 6 2 2 2
34 I see our time is almost up. 2.0000 0.22361 5 0 5 0
35 Whoa, Déjà vu. 2.0000 0.31623 5 1 3 1
36 What don't kill you only makes you stronger. If this doesn't work we'll try the N train next. 2.0000 0.31623 5 1 3 1
37 We're just about about out of time. Same place next week? 2.0000 0.36515 6 2 2 2
38 Let's try once more to figure out what the train symbolizes. 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
39 So we are on the right track. 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
40 Looks like we’re out of time today .... 2.0000 0.36515 6 2 2 2
41 Now that we’ve gotten you over your fear of heights, let’s tackle your fear of subways. 2.0000 0.36515 6 2 2 2
42 Not to brag, but I was a runner up for a Darwin Award last year. 2.0000 0.44721 6 3 0 3
43 Maybe we should have started with your abstract problems. 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
44 Looks like our time is up. 2.0000 0.36515 6 2 2 2
45 I have to say Doc, I'm deeply impressed by your commitment to Physician-assisted suicide. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
46 I've seen worse Emergency Room waiting areas 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
47 Let’s explore why you always feel run over. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
48 I just can't seem to overcome this feeling of deja vu. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
49 Don't worry the D Train is never on time. 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
50 I think we're just accident prone. 2.0000 0.31623 5 1 3 1
51 I'm afraid our time is up. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
52 That blast of air before impact is quite refreshing. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
53 Well, I see we're about out of time. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
54 I know a really great place to be on life support. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
55 Does the train seem to be smiling? 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
56 Once again, it looks like our time is up. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
57 Relax, we've met the deductible. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
58 You know, I'm not totally sold on this online therapy. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
59 Tell me about your childhood very quickly. 1.8333 0.18257 6 1 5 0
60 When you said a little R&R I didn't think you meant railroad. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
61 Breakthroughs are always painful. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
62 I spy with my little eye something beginning with D. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
63 What, specifically, triggers your irrational sense of impending doom? 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
64 Well, our time's almost up. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
65 Time's up. Now if you excuse me I have another patient waiting on track 9. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
66 Looks like our time is up for today. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
67 I’ll be damned if we’re denied Worker’s Comp this time! 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
68 I'll think twice before the next time I compliment someone's caboose. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
69 Do you ever feel your life is more important than your squished penny collection? 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
70 Well, that's about it for this week. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
71 THIS will get us a settlement! 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
72 Do you think this will fulfill our family deductible? 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
73 So, in your dream you have us sitting on a subway track with the 7:14 express headed our way. I can't be sure, but I interpret the dream as a dramatic, yet relevant expression of your fears concerning your last check bouncing." 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
74 It appears our time is up. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
75 yes it seems dangerous but statistically the likely hood of being hit by a train twice is zero 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
76 Are you sure this makes us stronger? 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
77 How's your arm? 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
78 So, are you still against Ride Share ? 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
79 In our next session we'll confront your fear of snakes. 1.8333 0.18257 6 1 5 0
80 I told you there was a light at the end of the tunnel. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
81 You're the one that checked "convenient to the D train" on Airbnb. 1.8333 0.18257 6 1 5 0
82 Fool me once, shame on you. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
83 Listen, it's a D train...can we just enjoy the irony? 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
84 NOT to worry the train is NEVER on time! 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
85 Finally , a nice day, 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
86 I feel your pain, Charlie. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
87 I remember when rail transport didn't cost an arm and a leg. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
88 I knew there had to be a reason these chairs were available. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
89 OK ... one more time ... you hear a rumble and a screech of brakes ... and then what? 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
90 This commute is killing me. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
91 Let's go back to your over-reliance on similes... 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
92 I'd say this IS the end of the line. 1.8333 0.18257 6 1 5 0
93 At least we are on morphine this time. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
94 Oh good its the D train! 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
95 Maybe now we'll meet our deductible. 1.8333 0.18257 6 1 5 0
96 This re-enactment may help the jury, but where will it land us? 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
97 This is the part of the therapy where you face your fears. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
98 I think one more session and your fear of the subways will be gone. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
99 As I've said before, the only way to deal with a phobia is to confront it head on. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
100 I'd like to step out of your nightmare for just a moment. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
101 I never said your fear of trains was irrational. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
102 I'm afraid I'm still going to have to bill you for the full hour. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
103 This should finally get us past our insurance deductibles. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
104 I see our time is up. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
105 Well, Mr. Brenner, our time is just about up. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
106 Living on the D line has its drawbacks. 1.8333 0.30732 6 2 3 1
107 Has it never dawned on you that maybe we're both crazy? 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
108 I liked it better when we lived on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
109 In London they say, "Mind the gap." In New York they don't say nothin'. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
110 Looks like our time's up for the week, Jerry. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
111 I'm thinking our time is up for today. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
112 You're afraid? Good! Use that emotion! 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
113 He said this is the only option our health plan covers. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
114 Time's almost up. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
115 If we don't reach our deductible this time, I give up. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
116 New York's bad infrastructure is really affecting my quality of death 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
117 On the other hand, we've already met our deductible. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
118 Your time's up. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
119 Let's not forget what happened the last time our session ran late. 1.8000 0.22361 5 1 4 0
120 You're positive Guinness has a record for this?! 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
121 I'm afraid our time is almost up. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
122 If I was able, I'd have on clean underwear. 1.8000 0.22361 5 1 4 0
123 So ya think I have loco-motives? 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
124 Unfortunately, your hour is up again. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
125 Let's just hope insurance won't be denied for a pre-existing condition. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
126 I figure this is safer than out in front like last time. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
127 I love this movie. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
128 I really feel that we're close to a breakthrough. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
129 Do you ever get the feeling your life is just one giant metaphor? 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
130 I think we can safely cross this off our bucket list. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
131 So in that dream...did the train back up? 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
132 I forgot our safe word. 1.8000 0.22361 5 1 4 0
133 Got a penny? 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
134 This should help us meet our deductible. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
135 It looks like our hour is up. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
136 Never let a suicidal patient pick the meeting places. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
137 Funny thing, I never even saw it coming! 1.8000 0.22361 5 1 4 0
138 If this doesn't go viral, I give up. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
139 I definitely thought they said brains. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
140 I can't tell if I'm coming or going. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
141 Sometimes, I really wonder if we're on the right track... 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
142 There's that screeching sound again. 1.8000 0.22361 5 1 4 0
143 Whatever you do, don't touch the third rail. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
144 Sure, brake testing is dangerous but you can't get better health benefits. 1.8000 0.22361 5 1 4 0
145 I thought you said our seats were in the back of the train. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
146 Wasn't I fortunate to find a shrink with a similar Death Wish?! 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
147 You're right, Doc. I'm probably not a hypochondriac. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
148 I promise - This time we'll meet our deductible. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
149 What kind of doctor are you again? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
150 It's called therapy: I'm replacing your unreasonable fear of trains with a very reasonable fear of trains. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
151 Can you scratch my left shoulder? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
152 Parallel universes merging? Never thought about it. Why? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
153 As your therapist, I want to feel your pain, but we may have crossed some boundaries here. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
154 Next, we'll confront your fear of falling. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
155 Death: Take 2 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
156 Relax; it's only an Escher drawing. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
157 I can see why you're $400 an hour. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
158 To discourage patients from going over time. Which once again, you have. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
159 It's still better treatment than the VA Hospital. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
160 We'll be downtown in no time. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
161 You know Frank. This didn't work out too well the first time so explain to me why we're doing it again. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
162 You're sure he said our recovery needs to get back on 'tracks'--with an 's'? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
163 I'm beginning to understand your fear of trains 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
164 On the bright side, I never saved for retirement. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
165 Doc said I'm right on track. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
166 I'm not too bad. How about yourself? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
167 Tell me again--how this will make us rich. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
168 You'll get used to the noise. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
169 We've been over this a thousand times Mr. Withersby - no train, no pain, no gain. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
170 I must admit that this immersion therapy is curing my phobia of trains. Now I'm just afraid of doctors. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
171 I think I'd like to get a second opinion on this 'Impact Therapy'... 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
172 And what do you think is the cause of this fear? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
173 Doc, sorry to drag you into this recurring nightmare of mine. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
174 Perhaps we’re using an old timetable. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
175 Who said there's no affordable housing. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
176 It's tough being an establishment Republican this year. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
177 I believe the term is 'to miss the boat' actually 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
178 They say lightning never strikes twice. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
179 I know office space is spendy Doc, but I thought you were kidding about costing an arm and a leg! 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
180 Well, time is up for our session. I think we've made a real breakthrough with your phobia! 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
181 Be careful...don't touch the third rail 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
182 You say you had concerns continuing after our first session. Let's explore that. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
183 This shouldn't be too bad...as long as one of us is dreaming. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
184 If it doesn't kill you...it'll make you stronger. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
185 This last treatment should finally put and end to your fear of trains 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
186 I can't shake this feeling of dread, again. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
187 Trust me, this time the video will go viral. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
188 Let's see Disability deny this one. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
189 Look, aversion therapy is not meant to be easy. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
190 Mmm, I'm feeling a little run down too. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
191 I'm feeling good vibrations here. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
192 They just don't make cabooses like they used to. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
193 Well, Mr. Smith. This session has come to an end. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
194 Well, therapy can be painful sometimes. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
195 So in this dream, you're lying on the tracks as a train barrels towards you? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
196 Are you sure that's the back of the train? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
197 In retrospect, maybe we shouldn't have faced our fears head on . . . 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
198 Just don't touch the third rail. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
199 That last session was painful, but try to focus on the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
200 I'm protesting the quality of the tissue in the onboard restrooms. What's your beef? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
201 ... and how does that make you feel 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
202 You're sure that's the back of the train, right? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
203 Still you got to love the convenience. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
204 I wonder what's keeping Superman? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
205 I keep telling you, my methods are unorthodox. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
206 Time's up. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
207 You were right. The chaise was better over there. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
208 I like to imagine that it could have been worse. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
209 2nd time is a charm 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
210 I see you took the early retirement package for crash test dummies as well 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
211 This time remember! We go on 3! 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
212 Are you sure this is the train that goes to the hospital? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
213 Now, this time, what are you going to do differently? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
214 Can we please just fake a slip in a supermarket next time? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
215 YouTube fame awaits! 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
216 Do you ever feel like you are an accident waiting to happen? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
217 This is the only way your insurance will cover our sessions. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
218 Do you ever feel like you're on the wrong track? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
219 My attorney asked for more substantial injuries. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
220 These New York Yankee super saver seats are not half bad 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
221 Perhaps reenactment is not the key to insight after all 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
222 Yeah, well you were so sure you knew the schedule the last time. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
223 Doctor, my nightmares are getting more & more realistic. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
224 Great session, Bob. But unfortunately, our time is up. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
225 I think we have more pressing issues. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
226 Next, I'd like you to help me with my constant sense of foreboding. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
227 I don't understand why so few people are showing up to our support group 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
228 They say this is the fastest track to the VA hospital. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
229 Do you ever feel like we're pressing our luck? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
230 At least we have a better sense of how the Republican party feels. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
231 I don't think your train aversion therapy is working. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
232 Location, Location. . . 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
233 Thank goodness, this time it's a local and not the express. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
234 So the 65" 4K Blu-ray Super Ultra HD TV wasn't enough for you. You just had to go 3D. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
235 Lets explore your "impending sense of doom"... again. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
236 I'm 99% sure it's traveling away from us this time. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
237 Let's continue to explore this sense of impending doom you have. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
238 I haven't met my deductible yet. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
239 I've always been attracted to the wrong side of the tracks 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
240 I'm trying to live more in the moment. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
241 I told you there's no Superman! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
242 Stick us in front of a fast moving train once –well shame on them! Stick us here twice…. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
243 Rent in Manhattan costs an arm and a leg. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
244 So I said, "No way am I paying a copay on my health insurance. You have not seen the last of James Arbuckle!" 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
245 This is what we get for enrolling in Medicare Part D? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
246 Do you still want a second opinion? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
247 Sure it's a bit dangerous, but it's rent controlled. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
248 Would you mind switching seats? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
249 The ONE time the D is on time! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
250 I guess this is the end of the line. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
251 Okay, this time I bet he stops. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
252 Don't worry, it's about to tip over. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
253 I hope you see now how your fear of being killed by a train was simply an irrational neurotic obsession. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
254 Switching Trains is not the answer. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
255 Our ambulance chaser will be here momentarily on E. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
256 "Getting through the alphabet is going to be tougher than we thought". 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
257 You picked the one day the D train is running? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
258 Sometimes a train going through a tunnel is just a train going through a tunnel, you know. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
259 As crash dummies go, I think we went above and beyond the call of duty. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
260 Eminent domain? Nonsense, this will always be our home. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
261 ...and THAT'S when it hit me 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
262 Hold on to that train of thought again. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
263 Again, sometimes a train is just a train. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
264 I'm telling you based on the law of averages it will never happen again. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
265 Just to reiterate, I strongly disagree 'the third time's the charm'. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
266 This is easy money. Let's get hit again and sue. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
267 Well, I guess there are worse things that could happen. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
268 These seats cost an arm and a leg! 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
269 It's the 3rd rail that'll kill ya. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
270 In an overreaching effort to fully empathize, Bob's therapist bandaged up and relocated their session to the scene of the accident. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
271 You're physically on track, but it's the mental aspect that worries me. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
272 The things we go through for a little Oxycontin. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
273 Maybe we'll finally meet our deductible. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
274 Stop worrying about the future 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
275 Call it a hunch, but I think our doctor might not have the proper training. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
276 Wow, the cow-catcher does make a difference! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
277 In my nightmares, they put the other wheels on and we really get creamed... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
278 On the sunny side, we won't have to put up with the itching. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
279 So why do you feel we are all being railroaded? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
280 Maybe we should rethink this Airbnb, the location is great, but... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
281 Now that you're comfortable with planes and buses, let's try to attack your next phobia. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
282 Why do you believe therapy just isn't for you, though? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
283 Feelings of anxiety are expected during exposure therapy. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
284 They pay more if you have a pre-existing condition. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
285 D Train! I win again! 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
286 And then it hit me. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
287 Aversion therapy is always a little unpleasant. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
288 Now how does one conquer their fears? Head on. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
289 Call it pop psychology but D train desensitization promotes extinction of phobias. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
290 I'm finally getting my life on track. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
291 Are you getting a whiff of deja vu? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
292 Our Risk Avoidance Support Group will be totally cross with us. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
293 I’m not sure that getting back on track this soon is such a good idea. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
294 Larry? Um...I don't think the D Train stops here either. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
295 How would you describe your divorce in less vivid terms? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
296 Maybe next week we can confront your fear of The Vagina. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
297 Let me check our tickets again. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
298 It's just a train of thought. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
299 This is us. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
300 This is the first time you mentioned your father... 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
301 This time I get to pick the lawyer. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
302 'They ought to make it easier to tell the front from the back.' 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
303 They won't be able to deny us disability this time! 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
304 It wasn't going to be on time anyway 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
305 This train delay is really making me rethink this suicide. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
306 They say someone gets run over in New York every 23 minutes. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
307 Can you read the top line? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
308 ''I feel like things are finally moving in the right direction.'' 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
309 I'm afraid that's all the time we have today. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
310 Tarmac on Tuesday? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
311 Learning to face your fears sounds so good on paper. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
312 I'm pretty sure this is the back of the train. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
313 Yes, sometimes transference can be very painful. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
314 The neighborhood keeps getting more and more dangerous. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
315 How do those Darwin Awards work again? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
316 I think reliving your trauma isn't doing either of us any good. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
317 Still doubt the power of positive thinking? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
318 It's on time! This is the best luck I've had in 2 months, 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
319 But the most hurtful part was being accused of lacking judgment. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
320 Did you remember to turn off the stove? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
321 " Living in the subway is a little challenging , but it is so convenient " ! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
322 Not to worry. Its a legal sit-in. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
323 I think we went off the rails a bit this week 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
324 And remember: Don't touch the third rail. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
325 One more shift into reverse, and we'll be flying first class. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
326 Putting "learning to be fearless" on our bucket lists was not a very good idea. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
327 I feel like you're avoiding the larger issues here. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
328 Is that your stomach growling? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
329 Just stay away from the third rail. That's really dangerous. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
330 Yes, Fred, I know. "We were here first." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
331 Now where were we? Ah, yes. Feelings of being steamrolled. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
332 Mass transit--the sport of masochists. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
333 I can't tell if we're coming or going. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
334 So you really think your life is a train wreck? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
335 I'll admit, sitting here is a bit perilous, but the view is amazing. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
336 Welp. . . time for another insurance claim. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
337 Are you sure were covered for this? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
338 You're not insane if you're not expecting a different result. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
339 Now let's be very clear this time. In your dream, was it a "D" Train that was bearing down on you? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
340 I can't look to the left, is that train coming or going? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
341 We should probably get goin'. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
342 We'll talk about the tunnel next week. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
343 Them's the brakes. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
344 We're safe until someone adds the wheels 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
345 No, I will not trade with you. You had the couch last time. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
346 Okay I'm convinced, you are not just paranoid. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
347 What's the worst that can happen? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
348 Well, yes, there are methods of addressing your fears other than facing them head on. Why do you ask? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
349 I live on the other side of the tracks 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
350 This isn't what I meant when I said we need to get our lives back on track. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
351 I don't want to seem like a broken record, but it's time we moved to the right side of the tracks! 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
352 The Economy. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
353 I'm damn tired of these flashbacks. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
354 So, in your dream, you say the light at the end of the tunnel turned out to be what? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
355 I hear you saying the train is coming. Can we unpack that? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
356 5th time's the charm. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
357 I know the healing process is tough but it still feels like we're on the wrong track. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
358 And why do you think our sessions are doing more harm than good? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
359 Agreed--still less painful than a Donald Trump presidency. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
360 Can't hurt us this time, Fred. First, it's smiling. Second, only has wheels on one side. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
361 How much worse can the 'wrong side of the tracks' actually be? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
362 If you ask me, this posttraumatic desensitization is a lot of hooey. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
363 Uh Oh! It has that smile again! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
364 At least this time we can say we saw it coming. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
365 This seemed like a much better idea when we were drinking. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
366 That was close. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
367 So, how do you like my new mantransit cave? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
368 Our discount medical evacuation policy stinks. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
369 I think we've made some great breakthroughs today. Unfortunately, we are out of time. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
370 We've overtrained again. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
371 You'll feel a little pinch. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
372 Of course this is the proper way to do exposure therapy. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
373 When you said subway sandwich, I thought.... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
374 I see we are running over on our time, again. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
375 Maybe it's time we stopped fighting eminent domain. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
376 Well jumping off a roof didn't work. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
377 I feel your rat anxiety has subsided. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
378 You have to admit it puts the pain from your divorce into perspective. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
379 So we wait here for Medicare Part D pain medication? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
380 So in this dream did it hurt when the train hit you? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
381 Bummer, wrong side of the tracks again. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
382 This is most likely the worst idea we have ever had. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
383 Next time let's use my nightmare, OK? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
384 They said the room was available.....and close to public transportation. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
385 Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga choo choo? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
386 I don't care if it is rent controlled, its' time to move. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
387 My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
388 This is the worst man cave ever. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
389 "This may not hurt as much as you think it will". 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
390 Exposure therapy is not for everyone. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
391 Funny place for a lawyer's waiting room. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
392 Excuse me, but where do you think you're going? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
393 The little engine that did. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
394 I don't like the new waiting room here at the VA. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
395 Sorry, my last session ran a little over. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
396 It might be the meds, but I just had déjà vu 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
397 They don't call it the D Train for nothing. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
398 This is D end.... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
399 Well, they did say that the lounge was at the back of the train. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
400 I'll admit, it's an experimental treatment. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
401 I love the smell of diesel in the morning. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
402 You are so right, my friend. Sure is hard to get off the beaten track in New York City. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
403 I think I'm finally getting over my fear of flying. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
404 This is still better than being in there. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
405 I know we need the money but twice in one week? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
406 I feel safer here than at a Donald Trump rally. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
407 I understand exactly how you feel. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
408 Stunt work is all it's cracked up to be. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
409 Lightning doesn't strike twice, huh? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
410 Tell me about your biggest fear. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
411 Something tells me we are not on the Highline. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
412 And this is still safer than a Trump rally. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
413 I'm just saying,how many times do we have to go through your bucket list? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
414 The end is near. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
415 What makes you think we've been railroaded? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
416 I feel my research on behavioral re-enactment therapy is coming to an end. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
417 I'm not sure everything is better with alcohol. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
418 Don't give up; I feel we're on the right track this time. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
419 Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
420 Now, I think we're all feeling a little hurt after last week's session. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
421 Are you sure this is how exposure therapy works doctor? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
422 Tell me again how re-enactment therapy works. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
423 The hopefully final meeting of the Hemlock Society will now come to order. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
424 I wish the F wasn't down. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
425 I find the vibrations extremely relaxing. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
426 This is not what I meant when I asked if our retirement plan was on track. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
427 Next week, same time, same place. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
428 It figures. The one time the D train is on schedule. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
429 It may be time to give up and accept eminent domain. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
430 I still have that feeling of impending doom. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
431 Your hallucinations just got a lot worse. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
432 This time, I expect a different result. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
433 Not to worry; Accident Prone Disorder is my specialty. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
434 Let's see them try to settle this one in Small Claims. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
435 Just because you feel my pain doesn't mean you understand me. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
436 Thank goodness for Obamacare. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
437 Whoops! Almost touched the third rail there. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
438 Am I crazy to think this is a bad place for a psychiatrist's office, Doc? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
439 If it works this time, you'll never fear trains again! 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
440 My life also started out on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
441 And then we wake up......Right? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
442 Can you spell d-i-s-a-b-i-l-i-t-y ! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
443 Then you heard screaming. So how did that make you feel? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
444 I understand the metaphor, but next time, maybe we stay on the RIGHT side of the tracks? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
445 I thought you said the D was always delayed? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
446 I thought you said the 'A' Train was going to finish us off! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
447 Face it -- we're not accident prone, we're just stupid. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
448 Well, it can't get any worse... 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
449 Do you think it is time to switch tracks? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
450 Remind me again; What is it we're protesting? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
451 According to the schedule, we're good here for another 2 hours and 7 minutes. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
452 It's early. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
453 Since our last session, I've come to the conclusion your paranoia is justified. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
454 Does "the end of the line" mean anything to you metaphorically? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
455 Maybe we’re using an outdated timetable. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
456 OK, so I was wrong last time...but this is definitely the High Line. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
457 See? It's not really about Kate. Sometimes a train in a tunnel is just a train in a tunnel. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
458 I get that your childhood was a trainwreck but I'm not sure reconstructing the memory is helping. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
459 Visiting hours are every 12 minutes. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
460 I've been feeling so run down lately. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
461 Don't you just love the look on the Engineer's face? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
462 I really think we're on the verge of a breakthrough. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
463 So I guess that that light at the end of the tunnel was not your missing flashlight? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
464 Ready to try again? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
465 I'm sensing a breakthrough. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
466 The Lawyer said it will help our case! 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
467 It's not the office visit, it's the commute that's killing me. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
468 This is the point where I usually wake up. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
469 The payout should be better this time 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
470 Looks like our time is up for today Gary 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
471 Relax. What are the odds of it happening again? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
472 So, what's the big revelation? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
473 My form of therapy can be painful. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
474 I've always wanted track lighting 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
475 If train D leaves the Chicago at 8:00 and train B leaves Boston at 10:00 which one will reach us first? Didn't we get this one wrong last time???? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
476 This will be easy compared to your fear of Trump rallies. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
477 A few more broken ribs, and those season tickets are ours. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
478 I remember what happened last time we got side-tracked. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
479 'Let's go on a reality show,' he said. 'It'll be fun,' he said. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
480 Perhaps exposure therapy wasn't the best way to go in your case... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
481 It's a living... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
482 And in your dream, what happened to us after you saw this on-coming train? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
483 So, what's bothering you? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
484 My anxiety seems to be getting worse. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
485 I think that that is all the time we have left for today. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
486 Let's try one more time to revisit your subway-phobia. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
487 I'm not paying you for this session 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
488 If only this itching would stop. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
489 I don't think it's healthy involving me in your insurance scam fantasies. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
490 D Train! D Train! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
491 Did I mention this session is free of charge? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
492 You still think we're on the right track? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
493 This time, remember to record. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
494 Your happy place is quite evocative, Richard. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
495 You can never admit you're wrong, can you? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
496 I'm skeptical. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
497 I know you said you wanted to live close to transit, but I think this is a tad too close. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
498 I just feel like I'm on the wrong track. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
499 Relax, we're taking the 'A' train. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
500 We're an accident that's gotta happen! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
501 Yes, I'm sure these sessions will deal with your phobia. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
502 How is this train staying upright on only one rail and with wheels only on one side? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
503 Sometimes I just feel like we're at the end of the line 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
504 Once again, I feel as though we are on the wrong track 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
505 Now we'll see if 'train' is as reliable a signifier as 'cliff.' 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
506 Should we call the book "Bad Breaks" or "Bad Brakes?" 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
507 I don't get it. Why would the insurance company have us wait here? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
508 Sometimes I just feel I'm on the wrong track... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
509 1) No George, I don't expect we'll "D"rail it. 2) Henry, I swear this is my last test of your automatic braking system. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
510 Your decision to continue with our sessions has led me to conclude that we are both mentally unstable. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
511 Now you know why the D train never runs on time. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
512 Do you ever feel like you've reached the end of the line? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
513 I really feel they need to be clearer about what they mean by a 'training analysis.' 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
514 Oh, great, it's the local. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
515 Is this what the lawyer meant - when he said "we would own" the railroad? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
516 Third time's a charm, right? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
517 Why do you think that these sessions make you anxious? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
518 Now do you appreciate the time constraints of our sessions? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
519 Why do you think your life feels like a train wreck? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
520 If you ask me, Blonde on Blonde is soooo much better than Blood on the Tracks. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
521 I hope you are right that the D Train has better insurance. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
522 Now visualize a safe place. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
523 What are the odds of both of us getting hit by the same train twice? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
524 What makes you think that this time will be any different? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
525 It's just you and me, the reunion gets smaller each year. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
526 I think our time is up. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
527 I'm sure we're on the right track now. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
528 With this one we should have enough to retire. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
529 Be sure to avoid that third rail, it's a killer. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
530 You thought the last session was depressing. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
531 I think I'll go back to helping sex addicts. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
532 Did you pay your copay? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
533 Call me an optimist. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
534 It is my professional opinion that you are obsessively fixated on the third rail and what it represents, though through our time together I admit I've come to appreciate your fixation, and even to share in it... you hear something? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
535 When did the clocks change? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
536 Don't worry Quantum Mechanics says we are here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
537 For our next session I'd prefer going back to the Niagara Falls barrel. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
538 okay , here is how shock therapy works 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
539 There's no way we'll be struck twice. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
540 So how did you track me down? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
541 Republican health care! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
542 Not only that, I'm also developing a vitamin D deficiency. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
543 I thought you called an ambulance. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
544 I like the exposed brick 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
545 I am committed to keeping your therapy on track. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
546 That's all the time we have. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
547 Any anxiety? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
548 They call it anticipatory medicine. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
549 Sorry Doc, I lost my train of thought...wait no, there it is 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
550 Shouldn't we have set up over there? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
551 Handicapped Parking Only 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
552 Healthcare sure is confusing. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
553 No worries, it could be days before it comes again. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
554 If it doesn't stop this time, I'm not doing this again. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
555 Get the selfie stick out. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
556 Who told you this was a cure for PTSD? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
557 I really need to get an office. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
558 Maybe we should worry less about the symbolism. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
559 Now that we've conquered your fear of skiing... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
560 I think a white noise machine might be a better choice. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
561 Fatal a-track-tion... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
562 There has to be a better way to get our lives back on track 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
563 Screw the eyestrain—I say we move closer to the TV. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
564 They told us free healthcare would be a trainwreck. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
565 Face it Lenny, insurance fraud is in our blood. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
566 Best two out of three. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
567 I don't think this ever happened to Woody Guthrie! 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
568 The listing said that it was very close to public transportation. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
569 Well, this ought to do the trick. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
570 tell me once again about your fear of trains. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
571 When I was a kid we just put pennies on the tracks. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
572 As I cautioned in our last session, that can be a dangerous train of thought to follow. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
573 This is the last time I share your pain. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
574 I've woken up in worse places. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
575 The vibration relieves the itching. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
576 "So tell me about this 'train of thought dream'"? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
577 John, Ted, Donald and the future of the G.O.P. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
578 I see why you feel that way. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
579 You really have to keep getting outside your comfort zone. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
580 I wonder if Donald Trump will pay the driver's legal fees? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
581 Oh come on! What are the odds of the same thing happening twice in the same week? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
582 There is no sign telling us not to do it. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
583 She said it should help our PTSD. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
584 Stop complaining; the ad said 'rent free' not 'risk free'. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
585 Trust me. It'll stop this time. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
586 I can't remember the last time I felt we were on the right track! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
587 Are you sure this is what the doctor meant by our recovery being on track? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
588 We are liberal occupiers, this big money, conservative, work for your money train would never hit us. We're what this country has come to. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
589 I think I changed my mind. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
590 Are you sure this time the emergency brake system is set? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
591 We should jay walk during rush hour again. That was fun. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
592 o.k. now, this time its foolproof. I guarantee we'll get a good lawsuit out of this. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
593 I told you that with enough trial and error we'd find the end of the line. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
594 Mistakes were made. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
595 Ah! the 3:42! This will be our last session!. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
596 Sure, living here has its drawbacks, but you've got to love the raised ceilings. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
597 I think we're still on the wrong track. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
598 What's it mean when the shrink really identifies with the patient? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
599 This time the settlement should be six figures! 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
600 So this was your idea of how to get your life back on track. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
601 Relax; the D is always slow. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
602 I didn't know there was a massage setting too. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
603 Maybe we should move; it's 'way too noisy here. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
604 So this is the part of the dream where you wake up? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
605 Doc, I feel we're on the wrong track. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
606 Still afraid. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
607 We're being railroaded. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
608 I want you to focus more on your immediate future, which is why I've switched locations to a local line. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
609 Okay, train, best of three. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
610 I'm having second thoughts about this fare increase protest. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
611 Is it too late to pay the deductible? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
612 Tell me more about this ominous feeling you've been having... 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
613 All my dreams seem so real! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
614 As long as we're not on that dangerous third rail, we should be fine. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
615 Relax. My chiropractor calls it "aversion therapy". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
616 Maybe this time, our Social Security Disability claims will be 'Approved.' 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
617 I thought this line was shutdown, but I've been wrong before. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
618 So much for getting our lives back on track. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
619 Wait, I'm getting that Déjà vu feeling. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
620 Now if my calculations are correct the backing up of this train should reverse our injuries that we suffered yesterday. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
621 Have you seen the remote? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
622 I figure this will finally get me above my deductible. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
623 I'm starting to really miss Dr. Kevorkian. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
624 I'm beginning to think there are more practical ways to address this particular phobia. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
625 ...and do you see the train as your id or your ego? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
626 I told you last November: It's Spring FORWARD...!! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
627 Whaddya know. . . I am over my fear of flying. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
628 Well, Mr. Boswell, I'm afraid we may have once again strayed into a dangerous patient-therapist boundary area. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
629 I liked it better when you talked me off the ledge 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
630 Well, on the bright side, I've already met my deductible. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
631 Looks like the end of 'D' line. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
632 One more time: 'The Breaking of Pelvis 1 2 3', Take 13. Ready? Action! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
633 Nothing is easy, Mitch. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
634 Every time we get comfortable.... 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
635 The ad said 'office space conveniently located near public transportation' 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
636 We're retraining your brain. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
637 I have this recurring dream . . . 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
638 If this doesn't get us into Guinness, I'm done. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
639 The sensation you describe is called deja vu. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
640 And sometimes trains through tunnels are trains through tunnels 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
641 But you also said the truck was just one of my delusions. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
642 I know our last session was traumatic, but I think we're on the right track this time. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
643 Maybe your fear of trains isn't completely irrational. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
644 Now let's try exploring your relationship with Betty Lou without using props. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
645 Break time is about over. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
646 Fool us twice.... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
647 Last week I think we saw the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
648 This is going to cost an arm and a leg" "Maybe two 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
649 I thought it had a lounge car. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
650 I'm voting for Trump. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
651 Hair of the dog. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
652 We'll give aversion therapy one last try. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
653 Claim a pre-existing condition. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
654 After our last session nothing would surprise me. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
655 Well, Tom, I think we agree there is no better way to destroy a train of thought." 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
656 No need to fret. We're just cartoon characters. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
657 Whatever happened to cabooses? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
658 This time are you sure it's virtual reality? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
659 Bronx Pledge Week 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
660 Hit us once, shame on us. Hit us twice, we're gonna sue. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
661 I guess they weren't kidding when they said sitting at the front of the train this time would cost us an arm and a leg... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
662 ..."that Kevorkian guy still around?" 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
663 You can only have so many bumps, scrapes, and wrecks before you realize you're the real source of the problem 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
664 In our next session , we can cover how facing your fears is the key to happiness... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
665 Meeting our deductible should not be this hard. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
666 We're finally on the fast track. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
667 There may be some lingering resentment.... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
668 How far to the handicapped ramp? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
669 when the times comes it's never to late to relax. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
670 I think we're on the wrong track. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
671 Cast-offs 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
672 We should have tried this the first time. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
673 Are you sure it was "Take the D Train"? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
674 Don't use your pain as a crutch 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
675 They say it's a short-lived rush. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
676 Well, this is the end of the line in more ways than one. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
677 The bnb's owner asked me to mention his proximity to local transportation in my review! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
678 Well, I see that our time has run out. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
679 The 'Subway Fixer Upper' is right on time. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
680 Do I believe in miracles? Why do you even ask? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
681 Tell me what the "D" stands for again. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
682 Tragically, Manny and Jack yet again chose the side with wheels. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
683 So this is President Trump's healthcare plan! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
684 Just how much stronger do you think it'll make us this time? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
685 It only hurts when they pass. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
686 You should have seen my rate at the last office. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
687 It's best we don't get off track. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
688 Tell me more about Dad. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
689 The protest of the 2nd Avenue line hasn't gone as planned. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
690 One last time...is this train your mother or your father? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
691 An out-of-service station! Hah! That's what you said last time! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
692 I agree, your delusion does seem very real. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
693 Well, I guess we are cast offs 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
694 It's OK. It's a wooden leg. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
695 Let's dig a hole!! Ha ha ha!! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
696 That's what you meant by 'end of the line'. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
697 You don't hear that? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
698 I told you we should have waited for the express. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
699 It helps me keep track of when the hour's up. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
700 Next time, lets fly! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
701 We should have listened to Ellington. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
702 Only eight more times until Cats is off Broadway 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
703 After this, we should get complete disability. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
704 This should satisfy the deductible. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
705 I really think we should stop meeting like this. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
706 Nothing is inevitable. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
707 You'll have to speak up. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
708 This ought to do it. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
709 I think we are really making progress with your mortality issues 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
710 I believe some dreams should be repressed. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
711 Didn't we already hit the D Train last week? Transit Police may get suspicious. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
712 You were right, we should have just taken a cab 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
713 Swell. It stopped. Now what do we do? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
714 Are you sure that's a Timex? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
715 This never gets old. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
716 What makes you think your mother is driving the train? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
717 "Hows your day going"? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
718 No, you're not insane because you're expecting it to be a little different this time. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
719 You up for some ping pong? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
720 Maybe we're not cut out for full contact trainspotting. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
721 Third time will be the charm. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
722 What? The drain's humming? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
723 Ugh. I JUST sat down. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
724 Without Obamacare, there's no way we could live here. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
725 Believe me, death is cheaper. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
726 Let's try to pin down what's causing you anxiety. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
727 They warned me not to see a shrink below 81st. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
728 I don't think this is the pool deck, Kenny.... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
729 Why else would we do this? We're jackasses. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
730 Hun, are you sure this is the High Line? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
731 Yep. Even our ol' 5:02 knows misery loves company. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
732 This is a great place to relax for two or three minutes. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
733 Are you having that dream again right now? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
734 Not sure this is worth the extra leg-room. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
735 'The subways are much safer than they used to be.' 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
736 I keep hearing Duke's "Take the A Train." 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
737 Do you recall what happened the last time we sat out here? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
738 Safer than a Trump rally. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
739 I'm telling you, Frank! The voice on the phone said "Trump Protesters' Meeting, ten o'clock sharp." 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
740 I'm pretty sure third time's the charm. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
741 Why must it always be about sex? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
742 So tell me about your fear of being hit by a train 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
743 I dunno, Marty - what do you want to do tonight? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
744 Certainly, but dig deeper. This fear of trains comes from something that happened during your childhood. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
745 So, when they said we were on the fast track…… 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
746 This will conclude our thearpy sessions. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
747 Don't worry, this will get you closer to your mother. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
748 From now on we're playing it safe. No more selfies! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
749 My wife says I'm careless but I tell her I just have really bad luck. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
750 You think we would have learned the first time 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
751 I don't know that your insurance will continue to cover our sessions here. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
752 Maybe this will cure your fears. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
753 Then after refusing to pay, my insurer said they'd fast track my appeal. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
754 Next time just *tell* me about your dream. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
755 I think our recovery is right on track. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
756 When I asked you to help me delve into my sub-conscious, I think you misunderstood. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
757 I had a suggestion box in my old office. Number one complaint- not close enough to the train. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
758 NOW do you believe that realtor saying? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
759 We're close to another breakthrough. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
760 I just can't shake this feeling of impending doom. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
761 With this we should be able to meet our deductible. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
762 Ten bucks says it goes forward this time. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
763 Trust me, THIS time we're on the right side of the tracks. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
764 Let's pick up where we left off last time, shall we? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
765 Remember: don't touch the third rail. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
766 Whew! It's on time. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
767 Providing we eschew rats and the third rail, the place is quite commodious. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
768 I had a dream that I voted for a democrat, and I woke up like this. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
769 And how does my new office make you feel? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
770 You know, it didn't stop the first time... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
771 This is nothing. You should've seen my last VA hospital. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
772 Yeah, I support euthanasia. Why do you ask? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
773 Ejection seat test, batch 19...go! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
774 This is what happens when our parents don't let us play with trains 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
775 I'm telling you, we have to get the demo tape for Survivor just right. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
776 I believe our time is up. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
777 We got railroaded. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
778 Maybe this will get the VA's attention! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
779 Did you hear? We are on track to a full recovery... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
780 You're always getting off on the wrong track! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
781 Spring training can be painful. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
782 What's the worst that could happen? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
783 Are you sure that this is the Obamacare Recovery Room? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
784 Didn't he say, "Stay on track for a full recovery"? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
785 Can we talk about something else, I think we're on the wrong track? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
786 As long as the “lightning only strikes once” idea holds, we should be ok. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
787 You lose, it was the D line last time too. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
788 Okay, this time, just imagine it's moving. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
789 Sure, the pay's ok, but the product testing is brutal. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
790 This is just the copy under Pres. Trump's Unavoidable Care Act. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
791 Okay, fine. Maybe Marketing was right and "Subway Psychiatrist" should take place INSIDE the cars..." 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
792 I'm having a few doubts about our staycation. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
793 What are the odds it could happen twice?! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
794 It's a paradox, I know, but we're safe. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
795 ...and the insurance company won't suspect a thing!!! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
796 Double Indemnity Cast Party 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
797 At least it's quieter than my last apartment. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
798 Did you have to choose the side with wheels? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
799 When did you first realize your life was off track? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
800 Last time I took the A-train and all I got was this lousy cast. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
801 They're not going to pull that eminent domain thing on us. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
802 I feel like I'll never get my life back on track. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
803 As Freud might have said, Seymour, sometimes a train plunging through a tunnel is just a train plunging through a tunnel. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
804 Now that we've experienced being thrown under the bus, let's move on to our next challenge. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
805 And here I thought we were finally on the right track... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
806 Hey Bernie, put it on the tab! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
807 Brighto! Brighto! It makes old bodies new. We'll sell a million bottles. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
808 Well, it looks like our time is about up. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
809 This is the only traction covered by my insurance too... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
810 Let's talk some more about this reoccurring dream of yours. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
811 They'll stop? That's what you said last time! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
812 In today's session, I'd like you to try facing your fears head on by yourself. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
813 If it doesn't work this time, we'll just have to learn to live with Trump as President. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
814 can't always assume it's going the other way 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
815 The "D" stand for we're dead man and don't be late! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
816 We are here to pay our respects to Johnie, his last words were watch out for D train. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
817 I couldn't see how you could make a living from trainspotting, until one day it hit me... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
818 Doc, confronting my fears every week doesn't seem to be working. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
819 Are we about to run over time again? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
820 Let's call off the bet. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
821 No way this train arrives on time twice in a row. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
822 I think we need a better personal injury lawyer for these insurance scams. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
823 I thought you said this was the end of the line. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
824 Our recovery is right on track now. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
825 Don't worry. We're covered for pre-existing conditions. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
826 That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
827 My medical diagnosis is finally on track. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
828 Facing fear - finally 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
829 I support universal healthcare, but the waiting rooms have really taken a toll 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
830 I've decided cognitive therapy is probably the way to go 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
831 The disability train comes to the trauma track with tricked up treatment again. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
832 I'm afraid we've run over again. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
833 These one-side wheeled trains from New Zealand just don't run anymore. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
834 This aversion therapy will definitely help you get over your fear of trains. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
835 They say you need to get back on track for a full recovery. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
836 Again ?!?! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
837 I think these lounge chairs hurt our credibility in court 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
838 We need to find a new place to watch the game. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
839 Yeah, but it's still safer than playing football. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
840 Describe to me again, the moment you saw the light. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
841 So... last time we worked on your fear of heights... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
842 I'll admit I was a little skeptical about having this reunion. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
843 Is it me or do you hear something, too? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
844 I've decided to switch to a therapist who doesn't keep saying "things could be worse". 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
845 ``If you say `wrong place, wrong time' once more, I'll scream.'' 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
846 My lawyer is in the caboose. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
847 I know it didn't work out so well the last time we tried this… 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
848 Let go of fear and trust the process. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
849 We're being held because of train traffic ahead of us. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
850 I wouldn't want to arouse you angst any further, but did you notice that the train has no wheels on that side? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
851 So I guess next week it's automobiles ? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
852 Forget the consequences. It is the principal of the matter. Sure, we may lose another battle, but we will win the war. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
853 Yes, I do have violent dreams. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
854 No, I'm not feeling suicidal. Are you feeling suicidal? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
855 It's hard to die. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
856 Tell him to stop! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
857 So how is your peripheral vision coming along? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
858 Well, my wife thinks I'm just accident-prone. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
859 Watch out for the third rail this time. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
860 You've had your office here, what, seven years now? And I'm the crazy one? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
861 We'll take another look at his issue in recovery. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
862 I think we're both suffering from a one-track mind. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
863 Couch or coach ? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
864 Life should only be so easy ! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
865 This isn't working. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
866 Through this whole Batman v Superman argument, what have we gained? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
867 At least we aren't on the third rail. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
868 My hearing's coming back...finally!! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
869 Everyday it gets harder to be a trained therapist. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
870 I thought you said it would be the A train. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
871 Fool me once ... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
872 Don't worry, it's the D train. We still have an eternity. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
873 I think you're afraid of confrontation 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
874 You thought Obamacare was bad? Well welcome to Trumpcare! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
875 What's the definition of insanity again? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
876 I guess we should've known the D stood for "Donald" when the wheels started falling off but it still somehow managed to stay on track and break us. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
877 Careful. Don't touch the third rail. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
878 So when you said you have an irrational fear of subways B, L and T you were talking about a sandwich? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
879 I'm thinking our creator has tunnel vision. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
880 Freudian. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
881 Did you call the trial lawyers? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
882 Nobody said exposure therapy was quick or easy, but trust me -- it works. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
883 How many rounds is a game of chicken supposed to last? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
884 And I was just getting comfortable. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
885 THIS assisted suicide will work! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
886 It doesn't look like they are going to go around us this time either! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
887 Sorry—I got priced out of the A tunnel. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
888 There’s no better way to conquer your fear of injuries. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
889 Let's talk about who might be enabling your suicidal tendencies.... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
890 I really hope that "D" stands for "death". Cuz' we have already tried "A", "B", and "C" trains. Ya know what i'm saying? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
891 At least it was nice of them to give us their seats. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
892 On a scale of 0 to 10, how content are you with your life? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
893 The victory of hope over experience. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
894 Suddenly, being on the wrong side of the tracks doesn't sound so bad! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
895 "I thought the 'D" was supposed to be on the local tracks !!!! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
896 The F train hits with sharp, steely chutzpah, but I prefer the mellow crunchiness of the D. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
897 They say this upholstery will stand up to anything. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
898 Honey, I still think we need to sell this timeshare 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
899 The thing is, none of these captions that win are actually funny or witty in any way. So here's to life. Cross my heart and hope to die. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
900 Free appendectomy here we come! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
901 Sam, think Medicare will cover this too? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
902 If we miss the D, the B is eight minutes out. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
903 I've got a really good feeling about THIS train. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
904 This "occupy" thing has gotten way off track. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
905 Still beats the bus. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
906 I'm afraid this may be our last session. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
907 Frank, I'm starting to doubt that homeopathy is supposed to work this way. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
908 Are you sure the D Line stops here? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
909 Tell me more about your deja vue. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
910 I'd like to reiterate once again that method therapy is a long process. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
911 I think this should be our last session. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
912 Doctor, seems we're not on the right track this session. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
913 "I'd like to revise my paranoia diagnosis. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
914 Love this proactive stance 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
915 How many times do you think we can do this before they call it insurance fraud? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
916 It's really best to face these fears head on... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
917 Assisted Suicide is no longer the third rail of the health care debate. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
918 Yes, getting a free ride into the city saves money, but couldn't we just take a cab once in a while? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
919 I feel so lucky to have found someone with similar interests. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
920 The doctor recommended that I get direct exposure to "D" to increase bone density. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
921 I hear they're hiring at the airport. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
922 The menu on this train is offers duck or squash. Your choice. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
923 So I dreamt that your office was on the subway tracks, and we were both wearing large casts, and we were about to be obliterated by a D train car with wheels on only one side. And right now, I'm feeling a strong sense of deja vu. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
924 Bob, our relationship is really going off the rails. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
925 I hate reruns. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
926 This is the last time we use Airbnb. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
927 It's never as bad as you remember. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
928 I can't help but feel sooner or later our luck is going to run out. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
929 Why move? It's an easy commute. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
930 I warned you I was a train wreck waiting to happen. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
931 Can you believe this weather we're having? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
932 I thought Rx stood for Railroad crossing! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
933 I'm beginning to suspect our wives' retirement suggestions. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
934 It's not a great job, but somebody's gotta do it. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
935 I double-checked the schedule. This time we'll have the whole hour. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
936 These sitdown strikes sure have improved. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
937 And you thought your life was a train wreck before... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
938 I'm Jake. From State Farm. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
939 Fear of intimacy is the "Third Rail" of Freudian Psychoanalysis. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
940 You said there'd be wheels. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
941 You promise that getting in front of this train will pay off even bigger than the car thing, right? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
942 What doesn't kill you... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
943 But, if they do back it up... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
944 Now in this dream, you say you always wake up before the train hits? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
945 Déjà vu. I remember now, it means... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
946 The fourth train's the charm. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
947 Next time we gotta bring the outdoor furniture. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
948 Practice makes perfect 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
949 Well, at least he made the trains run on time. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
950 What was I saying? I lost my train of thought. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
951 Don't worry , it's just the deductible . 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
952 We may have gone too far with you confronting your fear of trains. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
953 Second time is the charm. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
954 I SAID, "I THINK THE TRAIN IS COMING!" 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
955 On the bright side, this rental is close to everything. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
956 I'm starting to wish you'd responded to guided image therapy 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
957 I still say the exposed brick walls are worth it. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
958 Be careful not to touch the third rail, I heard it could be fatal 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
959 Don't you think we need a break? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
960 It's what you take away from the experience that counts. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
961 Perhaps next time we should try the High Line. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
962 But as we established last week, the Subway DOES exist. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
963 We can only be pushed so far. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
964 Other than some minor loss of peripheral vision, my doctor says I'll make a complete recovery. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
965 It's the price you pay for living life in the fast lane. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
966 I don't know Doc; it certainly feels real. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
967 I think we got it this time. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
968 Okay, today's exercise should clear up your siderodromophobia 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
969 I'm pretty sure we are at the end of our sessions. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
970 I thought you said reliving the experience would take the fear away. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
971 According to my financial advisor, this is the only I get to retire before 60. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
972 Like you, I'm always bowled over by trains... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
973 We'll be fine this time with the chairs. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
974 It's possible that applied behavioral therapy is not the right approach for you. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
975 Sticking my thumb out doesn't seem to be working either. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
976 My caboose is killing me! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
977 We'll be fine, it's the D train it'll be out of service for at least an hour. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
978 Now that we've conquered your fear of skydiving, let's work on your fear of trains! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
979 I love life on the fast track. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
980 The D stands for Dummy. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
981 Do you think our YouTube video of this will get one million hits? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
982 I still don't think this qualifies as an extreme sport. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
983 Most of my patients have trust issues. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
984 The 'limited' transportation option had a lower deductible. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
985 I'd like you to switch tracks for a moment here. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
986 Sure it looks bad, but I could have been hit by a giant metaphor. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
987 This is why I always sit upright. All I have to do is tilt back and I'm safe. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
988 Well, hopefully this is the last time we get hit by the D 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
989 Those Trump people really hold a grudge. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
990 We might not like it, but Pres. Trump's made the trains run on time. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
991 Be very careful not to touch the third rail. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
992 This better work this time. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
993 They say the best way to recover from trauma is to face it again, head-on. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
994 I figure one more personal injury claim and I can retire. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
995 What are the chances of it happening 7 times in a row? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
996 Doc, I admit the Fight Club therapy sessions were good, but I think we're on the wrong track with this one... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
997 It's time we finished, my 3:10 is here. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
998 They said we should take the A train 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
999 We're past third time lucky. What now? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1000 Our last session of systematic desensitization of my fear of trains proves you are taking my "therapy" a little too seriously. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1001 They were really nice about helping us off the train. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1002 I've empathized with you and I've sympathized with you. Now, for once, you are going to feel my pain. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1003 Don't worry. It's the third rail that kills you. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1004 Might as well enjoy while we can. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1005 Do you have anything else you want to say? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1006 Well done We have conquered your fear of trains 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1007 On the other hand, it's rent controlled. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1008 The good news is, after years of therapy, I think we are finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1009 Maybe I should try skydiving. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1010 Looks like we've run over again. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1011 If at first you don't succeed ... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1012 I told you, even if we are on the right track, we will get run over ! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1013 These vacations were much worse before Obamacare. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1014 Trust me! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1015 So, you have seen Double Indemnity. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1016 This still isn't quite the way I thought we could explore your inner fears. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1017 I finally feel like we're on track. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1018 Now for our final Systematic Desensitization session. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1019 Hopefully, this goes better than last time. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1020 Trust me Art this is going to be much easier than base jumping! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1021 I feel like a train wreck! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1022 At least he's in-network. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1023 We really should move our seats. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1024 But surely Mr. Johnson you realize that doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome is just plain-- 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1025 I find this setting gives my patients a greater sense of urgency. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1026 That's the last time I use Craigslist. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1027 Did you get the license number ? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1028 What do you say next trip we skip the Club Car! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1029 I'm seriously thinking of taking your therapy on a different track. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1030 Another untimely end 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1031 See? Doesn't it feel good to face things head on? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1032 Why are we here? i mean in the metaphysical sense? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1033 Before retiring, I never understood it when they would say that 'Medicare is the third rail of American Politics.' 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1034 Not to worry honey---our insurgence covers pre-existing conditions. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1035 So you're saying sometimes a train going through a tunnel is just a train going through a tunnel? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1036 A Duke Ellington song just came to mind. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1037 Hooray, they stopped - third time lucky. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1038 Do you hear the roar of the ocean? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1039 What are the odds it will happen again in exactly the same place? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1040 We'll continue next week. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1041 The question we have to ask ourselves is, 'Have we learned anything?' 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1042 Next stop: Tell me about your mother. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1043 Like I told you last time, we hold sessions here because your insurance will only cover counselling as part of an emergency department visit. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1044 Part of me is starting to think this was a bad idea. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1045 Allahu akbar! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1046 I know we've been over this, but let's see where it goes. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1047 My, is the 2 o'clock early again? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1048 We should have taken the express the first time around. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1049 Whiteout! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1050 What's that noise? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1051 You feel as though something catastrophic is bearing down on you. Hmmm...tell me more about that. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1052 Took a few tries, but I think we're finally on the right track. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1053 I just don't know if people outside of New York can relate to this. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1054 Let's see the insurance adjuster pull that 'pre-existing condition' crap on us now! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1055 Rail travel cost an arm and a leg these days 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1056 But people always said we had tunnel vision. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1057 Never yell 'FOOD FIGHT!' in the dining car. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1058 Don't worry, third time's the charm. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1059 I'm giving up on subway assisted suicide. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1060 Being in training is harder than I thought. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1061 I'd say you're doomed. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1062 Next, we should try the E train. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1063 And how did you feel toward the train when it hit you? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1064 Good idea, these lounge chairs. This way, they can't say we're accident prone. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1065 -There you go, I just lost my train of thought. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1066 I told you we weren't lucky. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1067 So with this type of training, Doc, you think that I will be able to walk again? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1068 Yeah, the most fun part of Munchausen's. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1069 I told you to be nicer to that nurse. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1070 The A train is quicker. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1071 Remember, be mindful of the third rail. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1072 My disability has almost run out. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1073 Aah, the breeze on-rush!.. something to die for. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1074 A Freudian. Why? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1075 It still beats summers in the Hamptons. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1076 The D train is never this reliable. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1077 This is not what I had in mind when I said "I share your pain". 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1078 The L is hell. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1079 Looks like we're running a bit late again .... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1080 Don't you think it's a bit too late for "if you see something, say something. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1081 I was thinking we could conduct this immersion therapy in your office next time Doc. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1082 I'm not so sure about this trackupucture 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1083 Are you sure pre-existing conditions are covered? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1084 Double Jeopardy starts...now! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1085 I know you think I'm crazy, but I have this déjà vu sensation again... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1086 ...aaaand here we go again... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1087 The ad said reasonable rent and close to public transportation. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1088 I'm afraid we're out of time for today. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1089 This time we get it right! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1090 Don't worry, pre-existing conditions are covered. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1091 Let's pick up again tomorrow at 2:18. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1092 Rail riding used to be free and easy - now, it costs an arm and a leg! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1093 Well, it looks like our time is up. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1094 In this job market even an unpaid internship makes sense. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1095 Are you sure we couldn't just work through this with toy trains and a little imagination? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1096 Are you sure this is what the therapist meant when he said: "Get back on track." 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1097 Facing fears is important. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1098 We're taking a step back on your exposure therapy this week. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1099 That's our time. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1100 If at first you don't su-- 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1101 Same time next week? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1102 Let's call it 'Twentieth century death with dignity.' 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1103 Oh busses are a piece of cake. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1104 No one said gentrification was easy. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1105 We finally got our lives back on track . 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1106 It looks as if it will tip over soon 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1107 I told you, the policy says there's no deductible with the 'D' train. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1108 I'm just trying to make meaning from experience. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1109 I guarantee this time will be different 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1110 This is absolutely the last time I'm doing any dares from Eddie. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1111 Only three more treatments before you are completely over your fear of trains. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1112 Uh oh, looks like we're running over again. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1113 Shoulda purchased Obamacare! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1114 So how's training going? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1115 I'm beginning to think this cartoonist doesn't like us. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1116 We'll show them March Madness. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1117 Ghandi would have loved us. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1118 So much for that cul-de-track idea. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1119 I told you the A train wouldn't do the job properly. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1120 The wheels came off my campaign early. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1121 I refuse to believe that a New York train is on time. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1122 I blame Obamacare! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1123 Take your time-you're my last patient of the day. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1124 When will the renovations to your office be completed? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1125 Don't you hate it when the express train is on time? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1126 Dont worry. It's the Long Island Railroad so we are safe this time. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1127 Challenging yourself can be highly therapeutic. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1128 Your therapy is right on track. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1129 Now, tell me more about your train hallucinations. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1130 Face it, we're derailed, determined and soon to be deceased. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1131 This is not the right track to recovery, is it? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1132 Now we're gonna get bandage lines on our tan 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1133 I thought crash test dummies were supposed to be inside the vehicle. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1134 How much time do we have, this time? " "It's worse than the Presidency this year, but better than our health insurance. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1135 If it doesn't work this time, next week we'll proclaim Sanders at a Trump rally. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1136 This is a tough way to meet our deductible. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1137 Actually this is not as bizarre as a train with no wheels on one side. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1138 So then I said " I' ll show you tracks, son" 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1139 "Convenient to public transportation", my foot... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1140 I know our follow-up surgery is supposed to be expensive, and I'm greatful for President Trump's Healthcare, but don't you think this waiting room is very usual? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1141 sometimes i feel like the D is always coming at me 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1142 But, you know how it ends. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1143 This psychotic illusion you're describing is obviously a manifestation of your Trumphobia. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1144 God ? ...or no God? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1145 I wonder if it will hurt as much this time aorund. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1146 Remember what happened last time we sat out here? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1147 I was gonna give you a blanket now, but I guess I'll cover my tracks later. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1148 'Abandoned Tunnel Inspection Team' 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1149 Sometimes, Tom, a train really is just a train. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1150 Eminent Domain. Learn to live with it. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1151 I know we should move; that's all you ever talk about. You have a one track mind. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1152 Well look who comes crawling back. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1153 At least they didn't throw us under the bus. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1154 Next week, can we work on my fear of flying? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1155 The second and last "Face Your Fears" therapy session. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1156 When I said, 'I bet the train would come if we literally laid down on the tracks,' I didn't think you'd hold me to it. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1157 It's on time, but shouldn't we be on the platform? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1158 No, I just attribute it to bad luck. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1159 I'm startin' to hear that clickity-clackin' again. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1160 We'll gentrify this neighborhood, even if it kills us. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1161 Ok, so this"D" Train will complete the job for us. Cool! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1162 You're right, Doc. I no longer fear trains. Can we leave now? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1163 We tend to ignore what is right in front of us. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1164 I just think we make the same mistakes over and over again. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1165 And how will this make you feel? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1166 I'm dying to get my life on track. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1167 We have to move or lower our co-pays and deductibles! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1168 I believe this will conclude our primal scream sessions. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1169 I believe you have the Evel Knievel syndrome. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1170 Typical, just when you find a great seat... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1171 Affordable Housing 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1172 It's the loss of memory that really bugs me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1173 Trust me, this is way more effective than EMDR. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1174 Would you please quit whistling "Get on the Right Track, Baby"? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1175 This isn't going to work. It was the A train in my dream. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1176 I meant the Bob Dylan album. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1177 I'm pretty sure Freudian analysis is based on theoretical trains. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1178 Be careful when you get up...that third rail is electrified. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1179 At some point, we're going to have to move on from the formative influence of "Stand by Me." 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1180 So you feel like you've been hit by a train. Tell me more... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1181 Finally! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1182 Don't worry - It'll heal. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1183 So this is Medicare Part D! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1184 Location, location, locomotion. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1185 From my seven-year-old son, Henry: "TRAINing myself to relax." 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1186 So, this too is your mother's fault. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1187 Who knew trainspotting could be so dangerous? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1188 Careful of the third rail. It's very dangerous. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1189 At last, the Veterans Administration has physical therapy claims on track! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1190 Looks like we guessed wrong - again. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1191 I feel like I'm in a half-assed cartoon. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1192 I was hoping for something with a little more pizzazz. You know, like an A train. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1193 An Accident Waiting to Happen 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1194 I guess the good news is that we meet the deductible. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1195 Well, it didn't work the first time. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1196 After overcoming your fear of heights, we'll now work on your fear of subways. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1197 My last therapist refused to help me face my fears. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1198 Well, it looks like our time is up for today Mr Johnson. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1199 And we shall continue this therapy until you break through your fear of trains! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1200 we'd best be moving along before the cartoonist finishes putting wheels on that subway car 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1201 You know, comparatively speaking, Obamacare really wasn’t that bad. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1202 I'm starting to lose faith in our HMO. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1203 What if the "D" doesn't stand for disabled? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1204 This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1205 Did you have trouble getting here? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1206 Don't worry, we're in the handicapped spot. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1207 Now, where were we? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1208 Your metaphors for life are deeply disturbing and remarkably painful. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1209 At least the rent's cheap 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1210 What are they gonna do? We're Union. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1211 If we don't win a Guinness World Record this time, I'm out. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1212 They weren't kidding when they said the lounge is in the rear. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1213 How come you always get the comfy seat? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1214 What are the odds of it happening again? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1215 D train, boss, D train. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1216 I forgot the chips again. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1217 I think we're BOTH getting tired of you re-living this nightmare. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1218 I think he has interesting ideas but I doubt he will be elected. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1219 We need a new hobby. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1220 …and in sharing your fears, they begin to lose their power. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1221 Do you believe in premonitions? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1222 I think I finally know what the "D" stands for. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1223 So, Dr. Siegfried, how much aversion therapy before I conquer my subway fear? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1224 Uber is sending the biggest thing they have. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1225 Did you check to see if our policy excludes preexisting conditions? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1226 Wait. Maybe it's lightning that doesn't strike twice. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1227 We will keep at it until you get over your fear of being run over by a train. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1228 Have we moved past expecting a different result yet? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1229 still better than flying. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1230 Next time we occupy Wall Street, I vote we work the main level. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1231 I'm telling you, if you sue, you won't have a leg to stand on. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1232 I hope this is just another one of your dreams. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1233 Remind me again — this train goes to the hospital, right? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1234 Nate Silver says this train is way ahead of its targets. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1235 I had no idea this is what the ad meant by a railroad flat. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1236 What are the odds of this happening twice, right? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1237 Now, I'm no genius, but I swear the text said that the settlement conference was on track. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1238 Did you ever think we really stink at this suicide pack thing? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1239 It would be more convincing if it had all its wheels. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1240 We just can't catch a break. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1241 If only hospitals had an express service. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1242 That must be lunch. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1243 I think our life is on the wrong track! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1244 You know, I'm too beginning to doubt the efficacy of exposure therapy. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1245 Taking this Nietzsche thing too far this time don't you think? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1246 So how long have you felt you were surrounded by idiots? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1247 No, I'm in the dream too, so at least it's progress on trust issues. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1248 We've got to stop meeting like this. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1249 You were saying, about the light at the end of the tunnel? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1250 The essence of any phobia therapy is learning to stop and redirect your negative thinking. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1251 And so you're saying that *this time*, for sure, it's all in my mind? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1252 Third time's the charm. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1253 I told you there's no such thing as Superman 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1254 This one should be a real doozy. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1255 Yeah, they finally stopped dumping patients on the streets. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1256 I was rejected for permanent disability the first time, but I think it'll go through real soon. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1257 This form of euthanasia takes a lot longer than I thought! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1258 Then I figured, how much worse can it get? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1259 We left off with your dream about the train going into the tunnel 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1260 Tell me more about this tunnel... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1261 how could it be worse? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1262 Usually it's a little girl telling me I can fly, but whatever. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1263 This isn't bad...you should see how workman's comp works in my country. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1264 Wow, this is the best 3D movie the I have ever seen 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1265 Her round trip ticket also cost an arm and a leg. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1266 Well, lookie there, the D train is right on time. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1267 Sometimes I wish we had taken the buy out that the city offered. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1268 Here's to a speedy recovery. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1269 This train will never leave the station. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1270 Don't ever check the box for "fast track recovery program" in the Affordable Health Care registration form. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1271 Management wants us to reenact it. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1272 Trust me, I'm a trained psychologist 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1273 Maybe this immersive psychiatry thing wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1274 If those suckers lived here they'd be home by now! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1275 Maybe it will be different this time. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1276 I think this prolonged exposure therapy is really working! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1277 Think of it like evening out a tan. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1278 It's not therapy without exposure, Tom. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1279 Just one more hit should get us above our deductible. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1280 I think we are making progress. I'll see you next week. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1281 Thanks Obamacare. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1282 I forwarded my mail to your house. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1283 And so this concludes our last session on how to deal with your fear of fast moving trains. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1284 The root cause of your feelings of impending doom are becoming more clear with each of our sessions. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1285 I should have read my contract closer before I took this job. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1286 We must be part cat if this doesn't work. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1287 D-Day, Part Two. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1288 Are you sure that was an R&R sign? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1289 Ok, I get how TrumpCare works in New York, but what about States without a subway system? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1290 Be careful not to touch the third rail. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1291 ...and this is a recurring dream? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1292 Never give in to a bully. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1293 Sit and relax you said. Ollie, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1294 Just once more-we can cure you of this irrational fear of trains. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1295 I'll show you the difference between fantasy and reality if it's the last thing I do. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1296 Hey, what do you know? The city actually does have money to run this train! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
1297 Harry, we've been over this before, past is just prologue. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1298 You sure Doc offered a discount on new casts? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1299 They obviously haven’t learned a thing. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1300 This is the last stop. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1301 What does "a hair of the dog that bit you" mean anyway? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1302 Quite frankly, it is the noise that bothers me the most. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1303 Have you seen my ottoman? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
1304 I still can't believe we got these couches through the turnstiles 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1305 Remember when the subway was safe? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1306 No, I don't think that train is going to Hogwarts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1307 Two more sessions should rid you of your Siderodromophobia. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1308 And yet our furniture comes out unscathed each time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1309 I think we've covered this issue enough. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1310 Well, it looks like our time is about up again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1311 What else do we have to lose? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1312 Yeah, 'Blood On The Tracks' was my favorite Dylan album too! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1313 This is a step up from our usual slip-and-fall scam. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1314 When's the last time this train got anywhere so fast? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1315 I make terrible decisions when I'm plastered. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1316 The good news is it's rent controlled but you have to watch for schedule changes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1317 I don't know how they missed us that time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1318 This will be a quickie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1319 We ended last session with your keen sense of deja vu. Let's pick it up from there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1320 Don't be silly! Everyone knows lightning doesn't strike twice. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1321 We should have moved when our legs worked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1322 Next year I say we upgrade our room to the station platform. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1323 If you're genuinely committed to therapy, you’ll agree it’s time to intensify our trust exercises. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1324 So I thought, "Why am I in such pain?" Then, it hit me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1325 It's just ridiculous how high transit fares have gotten. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1326 I think we're getting off track here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1327 I’m hoping to get my life back on track. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1328 It could always be worse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1329 To paraphrase Freud, sometimes a tunnel is just a tunnel. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1330 This is gonna be one helluva law suit! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1331 OK, now concentrate and visualize what the train wheels looked like on the other side 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1332 Another figment of my imagination, doc? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1333 This is a handicap sitting zone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1334 I'm considering retirement. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1335 We'll get more from them this time, I promise. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1336 I'm telling you for the last time, no more double dares! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1337 Relax - we're nowhere near the third rail. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1338 We worked through the base jumping and rock climbing phobias. I think i can live with the train thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1339 Waiting for the chaise lounge car 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1340 Perhaps we should try a different approach 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1341 It's still better than the bus station. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1342 Now you're on the right track for a big breakthrough. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1343 With our HMO we should have paid for the private room. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1344 Now this better get us into 'Hamilton.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1345 Let's get back to your dream about missing the Brooklyn local. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1346 Some people just have bad luck, is that what you said? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1347 We were supposed to be in the hospital. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1348 Dear God, keep us safe...just as you always have. Amen 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1349 Is that the front or the back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1350 I admit that I didn't really investigate the Pullman Health Insurance facilities before I signed up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1351 Psychologically, we're making progress. But physically... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1352 No better place to be in traction than the tracks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1353 Guess the light at the end of the tunnel was the headlight of the train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1354 Is it on time? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1355 This time? Jennifer's tuition. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1356 Tell all the boys on 42nd Street that I will soon be there ! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1357 Looks like this filibuster's left the station, Hank. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1358 Danger is the price we pay as thrill-seekers, Roger. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1359 ''We were working on the railroad. Guess we didn't hear the whistle blow.'' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1360 Where'd you say Verna got the name of that ambulance chaser? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1361 Relax. The D Train is always a few minutes late. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1362 I'm not sure I should continue accepting your ideas for safe places to meet. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1363 My doctor says I'm right on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1364 This better work 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1365 Just finished reading Anna Karenina. I'll text her back. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1366 If it doesn’t work this time, I’m moving to Oregon. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1367 How did that make you feel? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1368 Now do you understand why they call it the crazy train? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1369 I never promised that living on the wrong side of the tracks would be a rose garden! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1370 So you see, your fear of rats, too, is unfounded in reality. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1371 Will this really help our Worker's Compensation claim? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1372 You say you are experiencing a case of "D" ja vu? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1373 I get the feeling we're on the wrong track again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1374 Doc, I'm not sure this re-enactment therapy is the best idea.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1375 In hindsight, I don't think it would have worked even if the trains did run on time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1376 Like I've said, don't worry...we have a easement. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1377 I just cant shake this feeling, We've been here before. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1378 You're right, the commute is shorter but it can be hard to sleep in. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1379 That car sure came out of nowhere. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1380 This ought to help with your insomnia. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1381 I think these sessions are going right on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1382 Are you SURE this is the High Line park? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1383 Nuts, the 6:10 is early again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1384 Okay, let's start where we left off last Thursday. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1385 Your recurring dreams are having a profound effect on both of us. I am beginning to have doubts about your insistence that we live in a different dimension. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1386 But we still have two days on our Metrocards. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1387 Well, it looks as though our hour is just about up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1388 Don't worry, it doesn't hurt as much the second time around. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1389 Still, you can't beat the rent. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1390 I have come to the unexpected conclusion that your anxieties are well founded. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1391 I know our little scheme looked good on paper, but somehow I feel we've overlooked something in its execution. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1392 Let's not follow that train of thought this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1393 Three minutes late - again! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1394 I told you the D was running this weekend 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1395 If I could just cast this dilemna into a new light, using a little reverse psychology and not add insult to injury, we could get back on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1396 Not many couples showed up for the Double-Double Indemity party. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1397 Don't worry, lightning never strikes . . . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1398 I got a feeling that if I live through this session I'm going to be cured. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1399 Doc, professionally speaking, is this dream a metaphor for my life, my marriage, or what? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1400 You gotta love that smile. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1401 The train missed us! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1402 We'll cure your self-destruction tendency for real this time. My bad on the Trump rally. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1403 Hey, technically, it's still a Park Avenue address. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1404 No, Mr. Coleman, I don't think 'trainwreck' is the right metaphor. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1405 I was expecting the Q train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1406 I don't know about you, but I think this is taking "hair of the dog" a bit too far. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1407 Something's not right. In my dream it's the 'A' train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1408 Nobody can eavesdrop here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1409 Don't worry, it's self-driving. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1410 I think we’ve started out on the wrong track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1411 Oh, look it's Dee Train! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1412 When did you hear this line was out of service? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1413 Let's rail against D end of D line. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1414 You know, this exposure therapy is really working! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1415 So it's not a Pullman sleeper.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1416 If I'm still afraid of trains after this session I'm asking for my money back. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1417 I thought it would never come. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1418 You gotta be careful. Back when they made 'Double Indemnity' there was no third rail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1419 A little late, but our analyst's advice of confronting last month's traumatic experience should be reconsidered. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1420 Why do we keep testing our luck? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1421 Do you ever think of dying? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1422 one more hit, and we can pay for our college. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1423 So you feel like sometimes you're simply on the wrong track? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1424 It's strange how I never saw it coming. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1425 The MTA's AirBNB game is strong. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1426 I'm so tired of this. Here it comes again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1427 Look, no one's ever died of déjà—. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1428 GORGEOUS View! WON'T LAST! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1429 I'm all for helping you confront your fears, but perhaps our third session could be in my office? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1430 'No worries. He forgot to draw wheels on one of the sides.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1431 I'm starting to think that maybe trainspotting isn't the hobby for me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1432 I wonder what the wealther will be like tomorrow? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1433 I thought you said you shut the door! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1434 ''Superman was busy.'' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1435 Oh, you have a fear of *planes*! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1436 It is a metaphorical train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1437 Beats being at a Donald Trump rally. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1438 I'm not sure we are striking the right way. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1439 ...talkin' about a figure of speech 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1440 Nice of them to stop for us now how do we call room Service? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1441 After months of failed diagnoses, I still don't think we're on the right track to recovery. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1442 Sorry, my train of thought is just all over the place. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1443 Don't worry, i'm trained for this. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1444 This should make us more symmetrical. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1445 Try to remember, when did you first have these thoughts of folie à deux. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1446 'I feel confident that by the end of this session your fear of oncoming vehicles will have much abated.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1447 Next time we Uber, ok? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1448 We should be able to retire after this one. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1449 Maybe we should take the A-train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1450 We're one infrastructure failure away from reaching our deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1451 I'll have to talk to my real estate agent about the term "other side of the track." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1452 Don't worry, it's never on time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1453 'Comfortable' I'll give them, but 'Accessible'? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1454 I told you to Take the A-Train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1455 I think this session will finally give me closure 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1456 Do you think we are on the right track? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1457 I told you this was better than acupuncture. Nothing takes your mind off your woes like an incoming train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1458 Like I said last time, it's all an illusion. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1459 Been feeling rundown as usual, doc. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1460 We're keeping the third rail metaphor out of this crazy primary year! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1461 Beach is a state of mind 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1462 I'm not sure your method of treating my train phobia is working. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1463 Nope, I didn't see this clause in my health insurance plan either. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1464 We're right on track for our training 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1465 Fred MacMurray made it look so easy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1466 I promise the "D" train does not symbolize your mother. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1467 Volunteers test new battleground casts 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1468 Alright Carl, second times a charm right... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1469 Sometimes I feel like I keep setting myself up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1470 No more Uber trains for me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1471 I feel like I'm an accident waiting to happen. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1472 No, as a matter of fact, I do not think we're too close to the third rail again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1473 I told you I'd keep you on the right track no matter how painful it got. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1474 These helmets are great! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1475 Well, it beats physical therapy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1476 I hear this is an up and coming hipster area. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1477 Good thing we paid the higher premium for luxury rest stops on hospital trains. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1478 Hold on, I have to catch a train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1479 No one forced you to hire the guy who teaches people to face their fears head-on. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1480 Duh, Mario, his real name is Drumpf 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1481 Slippery when wet, no kidding. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1482 If this doesn't work, I say let's give the George Washington Bridge another try. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1483 Welcome to hospice. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1484 Ah, now THIS is al fresco! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1485 Have to make the most of Obamacare while we have it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1486 Visitors hours run about every 15 minutes. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1487 My psychologist told me to face my fears. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1488 Next time don't take it literally. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1489 Well, in his defense, that realtor did say that we would be close to the subway. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1490 Trains and tunnels... how Freudian. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1491 Remember, they can't turn you away just because you have a pre-existing condition. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1492 Well, I am convinced that your Siderodromophobia is based in reality. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1493 You sure the local goes fast enough to finish the job? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1494 Yeah, I can't take the constant pain either. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1495 On second thought, perhaps immersion therapy isn't the appropriate course of action for addressing your particular phobia. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1496 Shangri-la, Really-la! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1497 Ok, already. I get it. You're a self- sabotager. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1498 Standby just isn't what it used to be. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1499 OK, let's resume where we left off last time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1500 Yes. Now I'm beginning to feel your pain. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1501 Are you sure the D train only comes once on Sundays? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1502 Once again, I respectfully state that you are on the wrong train of thought. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1503 Look, no sparks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1504 Where do you see yourself in all this? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1505 At least we have seats for the rush hour commute. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1506 I thought 'Watch the Gap' was just for the riders. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1507 is she smiling on us? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1508 One more and I can actually buy a place on this line. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1509 I hope Obama Care covers train wrecks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1510 I've fixed the brake this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1511 I'm beginning to think reliving your accident is doing more harm than good... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1512 I'm having an out-of-life experience. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1513 Once the train passes, pretend you're hurt. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1514 I'm so glad our recovery is back on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1515 I sometimes wonder if there was a catch to complaining about too much sun in our room. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1516 It seems we got sidetracked 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1517 "Do you think our lawyers got our tweet?". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1518 I said 'RE-train' our bodies. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1519 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Really? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1520 I think we're getting somewhere. Let's try again next week. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1521 Well, at least we're back on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1522 We have to find a safer hobby than Trainsquatting. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1523 ...just one more leg to go! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1524 Unfortunately, your insurance won't cover this either. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1525 I've never known a conductor to come down so hard on passing gas in the car. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1526 I hope these sessions are helping overcome your fear of pain. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1527 If this doesn't work out, we can try taxi 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1528 It looks like we are having difficulty getting on the right track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1529 I can see your house from here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1530 No not now! We'll deal with you fear of flying some time next spring. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1531 You dared us to terminate...Now, let's try again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1532 Wait, so...daylight savings already started? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1533 On the bright side, we found your ticket! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1534 I think I may punch-out early today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1535 This time you are 100 percent sure this was the last train for the night? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1536 This should be your final phase of therapy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1537 And I thought we Republicans would be safe when all the wheels came completely off one side of Donald Trump's GOP train wreck - I guess not. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1538 ...You derailed and we are right on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1539 I know, it's never quite like the first time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1540 You said you think you see the light at the end of the tunnel. How does that make you feel? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1541 Let's discuss the idea that repeating the same behavior and expecting a different outcome is insanity. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1542 When does disability kick in? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1543 It's really tough getting seats during rush hour. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1544 Can we switch next session to the B Train? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1545 Getting the most out of universal healthcare. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1546 Does that D stand for doomed ? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1547 This is the last time you talk me into a staycation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1548 Ready? Maybe we'll get luckier this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1549 This is going to cost us an arm and a leg! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1550 Let's get your life back off track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1551 90-10 he doesn't stop in time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1552 Perhaps skydiving is a better extreme sport. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1553 At least I'll still have my personality. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1554 Do you think the Union Lawyers will believe us? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1555 What did you expect? We are at the outpatient ward for Highlines D. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1556 Sorry doc, my insurance doesn't have triple indemnity. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1557 I've got a great P.I. lawyer if the D train doesn't stop here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1558 We seem to be stuck on the same track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1559 We've made great progress - this time it will be different. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1560 When she said the pain management clinic is on the D Line, she didn't mean ON THE D LINE. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1561 I wasn't into rehab either. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1562 This feels like one of those new reality shows. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1563 My HMO suggested this treatment. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1564 I've heard travel is broadening 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1565 I think we should go back to Avoidance Therapy Mr. Spangler 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1566 I sure thought our time was up. Good thing we were wearing our helmets. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1567 Remember, Doc said to stay on track! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1568 This is 'Psycho' therapy 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1569 There's gotta be an easier way to wake up without coffee. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1570 We should just call in sick next time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1571 Sometimes a train in a tunnel isn’t just a metaphor. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1572 I'm thinking of that Dylan song, Raymond, about the all-night girls on the D train; "We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight/Ask himself if it's him or them that's insane"? Look at us. Clearly, it's not him. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1573 He did say it was "On the D-train". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1574 I didn't think it would be THIS hard to stop smoking, Doc... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1575 They only allow one carry on 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1576 Your fears are genuine and deep-seated. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1577 In one second, my leg won't hurt any more. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1578 One more after this and we'll be able to meet our deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1579 The Republicans say they are going to repeal Obama-Care, so lets get our money's worth! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1580 Exposure therapy can be hit-or-miss. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1581 Next time, let's just call in sick. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1582 It was either this or living off welfare 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1583 If I go down, we'll all get splinters! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1584 I'm telling you... you've GOT to face your fears 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1585 Yup, life is good; we can't even jump on the 'D' train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1586 You said you wanted a recliner that vibrates. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1587 Donald Trump said he built this train, a beautiful train, and paid for by Mexico. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1588 The one time it's on time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1589 Just stay clear of the third rail, you'll be fine. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1590 I know I've said it before, but "Good-bye, Lenny." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1591 Trump kept his promise. The trains run on time! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1592 No, I said airbnB. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1593 Stranger Under A Train 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1594 Let's hold that thought for next week. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1595 I think it's time we had another break. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1596 If you remember dear your "persistence" was the reason I feel in love with you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1597 Sometimes immersion therapy can be a tad intense. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1598 Ya' can't beat the rent! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1599 This time, let's try to not run from your fears. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1600 One more round of desensitization should do it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1601 What we really need is a platform bed. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1602 I still can't figure out what I did wrong. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1603 When we're at work, we train with no breaks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1604 Gradual exposure, Bob. That's the key. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1605 See, train watching isn't safer than bungee jumping. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1606 Ok, I agree, you're the better "chicken" player. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1607 This one track conversation is going nowhere quickly! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1608 I think we're on the right track now. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1609 Now I know why my aversion therapy technique went wrong the last time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1610 The gift card is never worth it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1611 Is this what you call my 'repetition compulsion'? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1612 Don't worry, we're covered for pre-existence injury. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1613 I don't care how much it costs - next time we're riding on the inside. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1614 Next time let's not ask for the Club Car. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1615 I'm happy it's not a car. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1616 Oh look my four o'clock is early again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1617 As your therapist, I have a legal obligation to be here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1618 This might be my last psychology experiment. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1619 Looks like breakneck speed to me, but we'll see. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1620 Here we go, pal! It's crunch time! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1621 Ssshhh! You are breaking my train of thought! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1622 Trust me, this time it'll work. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1623 Relax, we've already met our deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1624 My attorney thought class action was a good idea - there is always a ghost of a chance! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1625 I fear the "D" means dumb luck. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1626 If this guy slams on the brakes too, I'm not doing this a third time, pact or no pact! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1627 ...it did get worse. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1628 'Hitchcockian'? Hardly. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1629 My political handlers said I'd be safe so long as I avoided the third rail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1630 Good thing it is going the other way. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1631 Next we'll tackle your fear of skydiving. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1632 Want to up the bet to ten bucks, who's got the better coverage ? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1633 When Trump gets elected its all you can do 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1634 This reminds me of getting your hopes up in the caption contest. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1635 I've always been accident-prone. I can't explain it 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1636 It's right on time! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1637 You mentioned feeling like you keep getting run over by a train. Tell me more about that. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1638 Doc, the price of convenience for our session's location costs an arm and a leg. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1639 Tis only a flesh wound! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1640 Ever read 'Anna Karenina'? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1641 Trainspotting is less pleasurable than I imagined it! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1642 It’s normal for a patient to resist termination. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1643 This is nothing compared to a Trump rally. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1644 Break time! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1645 For some reason I just have no interest in this current presidential race. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1646 I don’t think this is reducing my fear of tunnels. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1647 I think the train is a metaphor for your divorce, Sam. Or, you're just scared to get hit by another train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1648 They say the best therapy is to relive the trauma in a comfortable setting. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1649 The real estate agent told me we moved to the right side of the tracks this time... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1650 For the last time, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1651 Looks like the train is going dangerously fast again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1652 The ad said great light and easy commute. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1653 Biff, this is the best sanitarium our health care can afford. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1654 A more proactive approach to patient care, my foot, but the HMO insists. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1655 The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1656 They put us on the wrong side of the tracks again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1657 Its the only way I know to get my opiod prescription refilled. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1658 Looks like this is the end of the line. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1659 My Exposure Therapy for fear of spiders worked like a charm! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1660 Me?... I botched the aptitude test so the only thing I was qualified for was crash test dummy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1661 And you were worried about the third rail 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1662 Well then, what is YOUR definition of crazy? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1663 See, I told you, NYC's subway is safer than the DC metro. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1664 Maybe next time you won't use your cellphone in the quiet car. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1665 Guiness Book of World Records here we come. Yep, and a Darwin award! Give me a high five! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1666 Well, look on the bright side. The train didn't come off unscathed. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1667 Are you sure that's the way exposure therapy is supposed to work? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1668 This should get us over the deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1669 All things considered, though, you can't beat the $800 a month rent. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1670 The price you pay for extra leg room. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1671 Don't worry, the D train is constantly out of service. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1672 Whose bright idea was this? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1673 Nothing like being prepared for the worst. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1674 You're right. It's a lot less scary with insurance. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1675 I have these crazy thoughts, Doctor--even right now, I feel like we're tied up under Penn Station. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1676 We might want to reconsider the detriments of catastrophic thinking. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1677 After surviving what we've survived, OF COURSE we're indestructible! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1678 Trust me, I'm a doctor. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1679 The claims adjuster asked if our accident could be reenacted. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1680 You gotta cigarette? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1681 These trains are ruining our feng shui. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1682 Let's get this right this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1683 Don't you find the sound of air brakes comforting? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1684 We really should be getting back 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1685 I mean, what are the chances? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1686 I distinctly remember you telling me to stay on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1687 Your life is literally going to go off the rails . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1688 My last shrink complained that I keep reliving the accident. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1689 We'll be at the ER in 15 minutes or less, I betcha! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1690 This time stay put! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1691 Now remember, Sean ... 'no pain, no gain' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1692 I'm having second thoughts about this train phobia therapy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1693 These local trains are going to be the death of me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1694 Whenever you think it can't get much worse, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1695 I didn't realize how painful it would be to confront my fears head-on. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1696 Tea will be served at 4 o'clock on the upper deck . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1697 It sure is tough being a local guy in this express world. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1698 Does hitchhiking work as well on the tracks as it does on the road ??? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1699 Featherbeding can be crippling. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1700 That train of thought won't help you out. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1701 You should see what happened with Dave and the 4 train last week. Damn near paid off his house. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1702 Are you sure we've met our deductible? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1703 What seems to be the trouble? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1704 I feel like I've been run over by a train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1705 We should'a taken the A Train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1706 Looks like we're out of time again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1707 Trust me - with insurance scams it's third time's the charm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1708 Sometimes, a train is just a train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1709 If they ever approve a budget, this may become a problem. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1710 Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1711 It an arm and a leg from Brooklyn to the Bronx! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1712 I guess they fixed the signal problems. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1713 I sure hope the food's better this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1714 I'm having a hard time adjusting to these ultra-modern physical therapy protocols. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1715 I vote we abandon this whole bucket list concept. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1716 Be prepared. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1717 Looks like my 5:22 is early again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1718 So how long until you can get back on the bike? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1719 At least the worst is over. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1720 At least we've met our deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1721 Sounds like a Tornado coming. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1722 'Okay, so the benefits should kick in after this one.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1723 Fourth time's a charm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1724 Remember, the train is more afraid of you than you are of it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1725 Trainspotting becomes as a contact sport. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1726 We call it method psychiatry. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1727 Yes, it has its challenges, but it's the only place I can afford in Manhattan. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1728 At least they're allowing manspreading again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1729 So, you're saying the key to accelerated rehabilitation is motivation? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1730 As far back as I can remember, my mom would always say "Tommy, you just never learn, do you?" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1731 I don't like these seats 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1732 Do you think maybe the realtor was recommending tract housing? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1733 We need to rethink the living room. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1734 I hope they appreciate performance art. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1735 Tomorrow I am definitely lowering my deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1736 First time the milk train didn't stop here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1737 This is not a healthy addiction. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1738 All I can say, Ernie, is that was one lousy hospitality car. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1739 I know we're skipping around the list, but today we will be focusing on your selaphobia, phonophobia, and musophobia. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1740 Occupy Metro started off pretty strong. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1741 Talk about being ignored! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1742 Harry, this is not the beach! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1743 Last time they said lie between the tracks, see where that got us.... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1744 We might not like it, but President Trump has made the trains run on time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1745 Come on ya dumb train, double or nothin'. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1746 Looks like we're out of time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1747 Just when I thought the MTA could not be a more painful experience 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1748 Hey what does that D in the windows stand for? Oh it stands for d- ... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1749 So you forgot the remote again? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1750 This time I really need you to believe that we're safe and sound in my office. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1751 If at first you don't succeed try again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1752 I guess we shouldn't have told her the sandwiches were soggy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1753 #TBT 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1754 Some morons call it the Death train 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1755 In all fairness, Craigslist did say this would cost us an arm and a leg. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1756 I feel another breakthrough coming. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1757 Okay, quit derailing the conversation! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1758 move the engine back a bit Fred,you can see it in the frame!!! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1759 You were supposed to take the "A" train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1760 Do you think they forgot about us? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1761 Weekend service is the worst. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1762 Do you think we'll make it to E? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1763 You're transferring again! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1764 I think I hear by watch beeping. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1765 Don't worry, as soon as you finish your training you'll be first aid qualified. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1766 I paid extra for the lounge car. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1767 Being a Crash Test Dummy isn't the same as the brochure describes. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1768 Blimey mate, we’ve gotten into the wrong cartoon! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1769 I'm starting to question our physical therapist's tactics. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1770 I think we're at the point where we can put your fear of getting hit by a subway train to rest. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1771 When they said it would be an arm and a leg they really meant it! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1772 And how did that impact you? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1773 I'm not sure heckling The Donald is worth the risk. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1774 These disability payments really add up. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1775 I told you. The look on the enginer's face makes it all worthwhile! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1776 I think we're about to make another connection. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1777 Well, we tried the high road. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1778 Yeah, I asked for my insurance claim to be fast-tracked, too. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1779 Sure the furniture is nice, but still I'm a little uncomfortable. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1780 Do you feel a breeze 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1781 You see, doc, I keep hearing these loud whistles then I wake up in the hospital. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1782 I'll ask you one more time. Two plus two equals...? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1783 Well, Jim, the nightmare's almost over. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1784 Curing your fear of women was much less painful. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1785 Are you sure this is how you become a wizard? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1786 The modern day version of an old classic. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1787 When I said that I would give an arm and a leg for a seat, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1788 I told you we're on the wrong track. This is the D train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1789 Alright, last one, you have one second to live, what do you do? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1790 Shall we order takeout? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1791 You said the B line, right Ralph? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1792 I think we're poised for another breakthrough. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1793 This time, are you sure, sure, sure the train is about to leave, not back up? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1794 You've got to understand physical pain. After that we can move on to your childhood. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1795 Next time we'll be ready. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1796 I thought we were on the track to recovery but I can see your having a set back. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1797 Let's pick up where we were last time...you saw a big 'D' coming towards you... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1798 Training for the 2020 X-Games 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1799 It used to be more fun robbing trains 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1800 ...and still, not even a scratch on this new line of train-proof furniture. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1801 SOMETIMES LESS IS NOT MORE. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1802 Sticks and stones will break my bones but trains will never hurt me. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1803 If we survive this one, we get into the Guiness Book of Records. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1804 It's a local, and I have a local anesthetic. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1805 Now, as I was saying, before we were so rudely interrupted... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1806 Psychoanalytic training. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1807 You're right doctor. This is helping me overcome my fear of death. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1808 Let's hope we are so lucky this time! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1809 The insurance agent said get comfortable, he would be right back with a check. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1810 Ugh -- I think my health insurance only covers the A and C uptown trains. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1811 Just to say - this is the last time I'm going along with your 'no pain no gain' theory 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1812 But besides this, how are you? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1813 This time we're going to get REALLY BIG compensation!" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1814 Maybe this time it will finish the job 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1815 This should resolve your trust issues once and for all. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1816 You and your outside dineing request. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1817 I'd say we're both feeling a little run down. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1818 I guess we missed thr Club Car. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1819 Three D's 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1820 And another thing--I'm voting for Trump! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1821 Is this what they mean by deja vu? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1822 I'm just glad we get to go out as a penis joke. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1823 Look, Dave! It's the same driver who hit us here last week. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1824 I had a great job and a wonderful girlfriend in Paris, but I missed all this. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1825 we must find a new meeting area 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1826 She's right - it could be a double entendre 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1827 Just a couple of virgins would be nice ... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1828 Aren't they two minutes early, or is my watch wrong? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1829 Would you PLEASE stop singing Folsom Prison Blues! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1830 ...and how does this make you feel? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1831 You were right Harry when you said that we are first in line for the train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1832 I'm afraid that's all the time we have. Again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1833 What do YOU think it means that you constantly see "trains moving in tunnels"? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1834 Hey, the D train is on time fore once. Go figure. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1835 I miss the old days. Carrying signs. Maybe throwing a rock or two. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1836 Well, I'm not going to take this lying down. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1837 Well the pamphlet did say, 'Training! For a speedy retirement.' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1838 Let's start where we left off when the A-train hit us. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1839 It is the end of the line! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1840 Your the one that got his arm caught in the emergency stop, not me! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1841 If this wasn't the family business, I'd quit and do something else. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1842 I swear, those Obamacare deductibles will be the death of us! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1843 Accidents waiting to happen. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1844 The policy did say death AND disability. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1845 The brochure said there are great views of the C. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1846 I don't see things getting any WORSE! Do you? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1847 The Grim Reaper always rides the D train - it's an express. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1848 Didn't hear the train a comin', didn't see it rollin' around the bend and we aint seen sunshine since we got hit in the head. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1849 Google map said it was the Highline. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1850 Yes, but we ARE living in Brooklyn! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1851 I am confident our pre-bandaging techniques will finally make us rich. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1852 I just feel, Nathan, that we're not quite on the right track with your therapy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1853 ...and why do you think you carry this sense of impending doom? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1854 No wonder my insurance doesn't cover this therapist. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1855 My phone charges quickly on that third rail. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1856 I hear there are delays on the A at Canal. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1857 I'm going downtown--on the express. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1858 It's a D-line fracture. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1859 The doctor said, 'rest, ice and elevation', he said nothing about sitting on a railroad track. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1860 I see my protest also as a lifestyle. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1861 I prefer to call it full body training. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1862 I've always preferred light rail. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1863 Still beats coach. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1864 I just remembered why this is a bad idea. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1865 I just find we go faster with the brim up. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1866 You're overwhelmed with a feeling of déjà what? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1867 Thank God it's Friday. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1868 Come to think of it, I misspoke. It was the L Train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1869 Do you suppose our fascination with Madam Caboose here is anything like the feelings Ahab had for Moby Dick? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1870 Do you think we're taking this insurance scam too far? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1871 Amtrak costs an arm and a leg these days. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1872 This rehab center may not look like much, but I couldn't find a single bad review! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1873 Try raising the good arm. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1874 Just relax, Frank; nobody is ignoring our claim this time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1875 The ADA ramp will pop out in just a second. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1876 If it backs up again, we're goners 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1877 That's ridiculous, there no such thing as accident prone. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1878 Thank God for Obamacare! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1879 It's the express mate. We should arrive at Yankee Stadium for the home opener. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1880 Break a leg! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1881 I told you this was the one without the "disabled passenger " car. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1882 We need to rethink this rest stop. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1883 Your training is almost complete. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1884 Might get a little chilly at night but wait til they crank her up, it's positively invigorating. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1885 Huh. Train's late. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1886 I thought you said this was the caboose. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1887 I know I'm the one lying on the couch, but I'm not sure if this is how exposure therapy works. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1888 If my calculations are right he's five minutes early 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1889 They say that the economy is about to collapse......but, we don't have to worry now that we're on disability. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1890 It's as if I was on the subway tracks with a train coming right at me. So, how does that make you feel? Don't worry doc, it'll all be over soon. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1891 Next time, mind the gap. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1892 Well I think this new Obamacare plan sucks! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1893 Wow...Medicare Plan D is more expensive than I thought. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1894 Here we go again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1895 The odds are that they'll go forward this time... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1896 Doctor, I don't think this train aversion therapy is working 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1897 Look, it's missing one of its front wheels! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1898 Ok, who's the wise guy with the eraser? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1899 We've been railroaded in the literal sense of the word. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1900 You just HAD to try the little red button, huh? Feel better? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1901 The ad said, "open layout and close to the train." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1902 Fasten your seatbelt...it's going to be a bumpy night. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1903 Maybe next week we can move our session to my office? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1904 Yes. 'D Train' is coming. Ho ho. How clever... Now I know why you were expelled from The Union Club. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1905 Push. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1906 I said Travelby coach, not couch! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1907 Yeah, but this way we are not violating anyone's religious liberties. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1908 I thought that was the end of it. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1909 Your transference neurosis is likely to manifest in hallucinations. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1910 Remember the last time we tried to flag down the D train? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1911 Honey,wheres my eyeglasses? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1912 You look like a train wreck 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1913 As careful as I am, I never seem to get out of harms way 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1914 As Freud observed, we are pathologically drawn back to the scene of our trauma. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1915 We're not on the right track 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1916 It turned out that our insurance claim is invalid unless we get a statement from the driver. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1917 Doctor, I went along with your fear of heights therapy, but I’m having second thought about this. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1918 The final meeting of the Death Wish Club is now called to order 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1919 You sure this is the new underground railroad to Canada's free healthcare? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1920 We should've waited for the express. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1921 I hope they fixed those back up lights. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1922 Okay ... my pocket watch stopped running last week. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1923 Yes, I recognize the Freudian symbolism, but is there anything else in your past that might explain why trains keep appearing in your nightmares? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1924 Let's wait for the F. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1925 It pains me to say it, but this is the end of D line. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1926 I hope this is a flashback and if not that there is no reverse on his gearbox. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1927 So in these dreams, exactly when does the next train come? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1928 I hear the drivers will meet the track workers soon to go over our complaint. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1929 This time I'm betting on Zeno's paradox. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1930 I didn't know it was that kind of crash course. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1931 There's nothing to worry about. This train's never on time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1932 Trust me, it won't come this way again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1933 This particular painting best represents his blank canvas phase. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1934 Still beats riding the G. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1935 Pulling Tolstoy with class. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1936 Last time we did this the train went the wrong way 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1937 The good news is, you're about to meet your deductible. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1938 Well, I guess I wouldn't be afraid to get on a plane right now. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1939 Are you sure Medicare Part D will cover this event? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1940 Well, I DID tell you I was a therapist in training. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1941 The Mindfullness Gap 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1942 Yessir, driving an automobile is a dangerous thing. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1943 The doctor recommended I get my health on track. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1944 The nurse said this is the waiting room, right? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1945 I told you not to get the cheap sleeper. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1946 Sure, it's noisy, but you can't beat the rent. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1947 AT LEAST, THEY COULD HAVE MOVED US TO THE PLATFORM! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1948 Do you have to be alive to sue? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1949 This might derail our recuperation. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1950 Ah, I’ve always wanted to try indoor trainspotting. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1951 Don't take this lying down. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1952 Jumping's overrated. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1953 Psychologically, we've made progress. Physically however... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1954 Do you smell the roses? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1955 Maybe we should rethink the whole 'safety first' thing. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1956 Are you feeling run down? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1957 Maybe we should find a bullet train,and get this over with. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1958 You really feel the action in these seats. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1959 I must have missed the memo! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1960 But Obamacare covers it, right? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1961 Alright, let's try this again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1962 It's the only office I could afford the rent on. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1963 I thought that "third rail" thing was simply a figure of speech....... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1964 It's the only place in the city where I feel completely safe. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1965 It is deja vu all over again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1966 I hear that "Sick Passenger" is a leading cause of train delays. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1967 I'm beginning to wonder if your sense of foreboding is more than mere resistance to my ground-breaking therapy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1968 They really should put the bike lane somewhere else. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1969 A hundred bucks says it misses us. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1970 We're on the right track for a workman's comp settlement. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1971 Might as well add "flat" to "broke." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1972 Perhaps there is something to your 'fear of trains' phobia. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1973 Wouldn't it just be easier to touch the third rail? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1974 I don't think this is what doc meant by traction. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1975 Dr. Leventhal recommended I get direct exposure to 'D' to stay on track. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1976 Are you sure they said to wait here for the worker's comp guy? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1977 This should work better than sitting in the bike lane did. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1978 I promise . . . if it doesn't work this time, we'll go straight to Oregon. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1979 We got it made this time. NO train can go backwards. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1980 Good thing we are on the right side of the track this time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1981 People can learn, you know. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1982 Tell me about the rats, George 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1983 Maybe we should just meet at a coffee shop, like everyone else? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1984 How the heck do I know who's backing up this train; you're the Engineer! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1985 I think I sprained my ankle. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1986 I did not see that coming...the "D" train on the IRT tracks! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1987 How'd that miss? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1988 Instant cast removal coming up! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1989 These walk in clinics are popping up everywhere. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1990 Stunt doubles still on strike? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1991 Hey, what happened to the wheels on the right side? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1992 It's true. Electromagnetic forces mend bones. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1993 Been doing some research for a Big Book, finished the jay-walking part.... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1994 Still, they promise a job for life. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1995 Sometimes a dream is NOT just a dream. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1996 I don't care how crude he is or who he insults: He says he'll keep the trains running on time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1997 Two polar bears were on an iceberg. One turned on the radio, the other fell off. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1998 If we can't die with dignity, at least we can die comfortably. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1999 Does it feel a little breezy to you? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2000 The "D" stands for "dignitas"... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2001 Something tells me we're on the wrong track once again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2002 So I'm just trying to pass the time away all the live-long day. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2003 I feel like our country is on the wrong track. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2004 Wonder what that "D" stands for? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2005 But why do you feel we're not on the right track? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2006 From the schedule I still can't tell if the D train is going north or south? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2007 You're my shrink, you should appreciate an unnatural fear of the D train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2008 It was wise of you to buy us the extra legroom. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2009 Things could be worse! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2010 They did say there was a good view of the monorail. - Sam age 8 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2011 Knowing what kind of a temper Cheney has, you still had to mention the missing wheels. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2012 I'm very invested in my patients. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2013 Now would be a good time for a breakthrough. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2014 Sometimes I feel like my train has left the station. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2015 So, what you were saying? Something about the randomness and unfairness of the universe, wasn't it? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2016 So much for 'third-time-lucky'. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2017 Don't you think our lawyer is going a little too far on this one? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2018 I thought you said the ER not the IRT! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2019 I guess we taught it a lesson it won't forget. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2020 I'm not sure about this Obamacare outpatient treatment... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2021 Are you still having that recurring dream about a light at the end of a tunnel? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2022 Kinda sad how they sidetrack their broken-down equipment and working stiffs. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2023 And then they give you an aspirin and bill your insurance company for six CAT scans. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2024 I don't appreciate the implication in the label "train chaser". 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2025 So, do you still think our infrastructures aren't that bad? I swear, if it doesn't work this time I'm moving to London. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2026 I can't tell which way the train is going either. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2027 Once we meet the deductible it won't be so bad 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2028 What were we thinking hanging out *in front of* the train before? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2029 On the bright side, I've already met my insurance deductible. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2030 I told you we should have never gone in the bar car! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2031 "Relax.. It can't happen again till the express comes by. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2032 You can relax this time, Phil. Sometimes the end of dline is just the end of dline. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2033 The rest of the furniture arrives tomorrow. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2034 There aren't many lifetime jobs like this around anymore. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2035 Well, here's hoping the express packs more of a punch than the local. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2036 I thought deja vu all over again was supposed to be funny. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2037 I think this election year preparation might be too easy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2038 I don't know about this work hardening program they're putting us through. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2039 It's a draw!! You lost a leg, I lost and arm and it lost a wheel. Do you think the car has Medicare? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2040 We're going to cure your siderodromophobia or die trying! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2041 It's better to get hit with it all at once. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2042 I'm not in it for the money. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2043 Now might be a good time to mention that I no longer accept Blue Cross Blue Shield. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2044 Doc, I think your methods are too extreme for me. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2045 There has to be an easier way to make a living other that suing the subway company for pain and suffering. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2046 Really? Must they do that right here? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2047 Theses train fares cost an arm and a leg! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2048 I know this costs an arm and a leg but we're really making progress. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2049 Now I get it...the Moron Olympics Committee told us to get some 'training'. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2050 We miscalculated; I don't think that is Henry driving. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2051 This reminds me of a dream I had last night. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2052 Are you sure it isn't lightning that never strikes twice? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2053 Let's just call it March madness. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2054 Why does the D train hurt more than the others? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2055 Next time, don't forget the TRAINING wheels! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2056 Good thing we don't have jobs, cuz protesting is hard work. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2057 What made you think this would be an extension of the High Line? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2058 There were more people at our last meeting. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2059 I'm getting subliminal vibes. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2060 I'd rather it be this D-train than Trump's. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2061 I think we need a new spot for the sit-in strike. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2062 Trump won't win. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2063 Let's hope it works this time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2064 I really hate exposure therapy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2065 See - it can't be real if it doesn't have wheels in both sides. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2066 Once Again, I told you that timeshare deal was too good to be true! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2067 This isn't a tenure track position. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2068 D Train's latest hits. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2069 The secret is to set the chairs after the train goes by. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2070 This was the only recovery room in the city that our insurance plan covered. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2071 We're finally off the grid. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2072 I think I need to raise my rates 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2073 Maybe we should go back to being Batman and Robin 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2074 I tell ya we grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2075 The D train "X" Games 2016 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2076 Here we are again. You were just as sure they wouldn't back up last time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2077 Most people really can't comprehend what it means 'to be thrown under the train.' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2078 It's tough living on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2079 I don't think it's the train operator who needs to learn from history. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2080 And why do you think continuing our sessions is contributing to this unreasoning fear that they are bad for you? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2081 Are you absolutely sure eminent domain works like this? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2082 They never talk about the dangers of "staycations." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2083 Another round of gambling therapy? We're due for a win! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2084 Next week let's try returning to your comfort zone. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2085 So what do you think about the new Adele song? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2086 That must have been painful for you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2087 I always get the drafty room 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2088 Let's try getting your life off track instead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2089 Thankfully, the doctor put us on the fast track to recovery. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2090 It's hit and miss. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2091 Have you overcome your fear of train tracks yet? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2092 Your session is about to expire. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2093 Beats our last session under the train 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2094 If he backs up, our health care insurance carrier will drop us for sure. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2095 After this, we transfer to the B at West 4th. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2096 Well, he did say he would tear up Obamacare on his first day in office. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2097 Funnily enough Jung postulated a possible link between Deja Vu and dissociative identity disorder 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2098 ...a hair better than blackjack, Frank. 50/50. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2099 I'm telling you, the C train never comes down this track. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2100 Easy Carl, you're touching the third rail here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2101 Well Randy, it appears that we are the definition of insanity. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2102 Well yes, your dreams certainly are realistic 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2103 I think one more session should cure your fear of subway trains. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2104 I met with my last patient on the turnpike. This is much more comfortable. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2105 Are you sure we're on the right track? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2106 Somehow, I feel like an accident just waiting to happen. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2107 Don't you think this wait is becoming absurd, Vladimir ? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2108 "D"etails matter. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2109 Aah yes, siderodromophobia, the fear of trains ...although, I'm less versed on the fear of broken bones. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2110 So have you had any traumatic experiences in your past? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2111 Can't afford to move. We're broke. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2112 Seems the emergency brakes have failed again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2113 Don't you think it's time we gave up train spotting. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2114 Bum wheel? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2115 I know healthcare is free now, but is it too soon after our picnic on the runway? I wouldn't want to abuse the system... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2116 Tell me about your mother. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2117 Don't worry. It's like Trump's becoming president, it can't happen. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2118 Looks like we have this trip all wrapped up! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2119 The important thing is that we've learned something... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2120 We're covered, as long as this is a local. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2121 We shouldn't have complained. Maybe the waiting area is now too close to the train! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2122 No, I really want to be rescued. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2123 Trust me, we'll be fine just as long as we don't touch the third rail. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2124 Absolutely nothing can spoil my afternoon nap! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2125 No lost time accidents with this railroad. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2126 We'll damn well get it right this time! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2127 Something about therapy with you makes my life seem like a train wreck. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2128 D is for Deadline. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2129 I told you--we both get hurt when there's transference. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2130 We were suspicious when our son-in-law gave us the location for the flash mob... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2131 As I hope you're coming to understand, your fear of rats is unfounded. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2132 The view is worse. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2133 Busking on the tracks isn't as lucrative as it used to be back in the old days... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2134 This beats being harassed by the cops on the platform. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2135 These fare hikes really do cost an arm and a leg. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2136 I've decided to give my boss a piece of my mind... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2137 Trust me: if there is no mustached villain involved, we're safe. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2138 I think it's Tuesday. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2139 Stop complaining about our train leaving the station. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2140 Well, our group therapy sessions are down to just you now. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2141 Coney Island freak shows, here we come! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2142 These Curved UHD, 4K, Surround Sound, 3-D, Smart-TVs make what you're watching seem so - 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2143 Hey Doc ! I think this is the definition of insanity. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2144 The voices in my head are screaming ' Here comes that train again ! ' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2145 If this doesn't work, we'll try poison. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2146 Here it comes again! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2147 How many times are we going to try this "face your fears" therapy? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2148 I love being past my deductible. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2149 You said your great-grandfather was John Henry? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2150 I prefer the express. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2151 The listing said it was 'railroad style' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2152 When he backs up, you scream real loud and I'll call the lawyer. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2153 Don't worry. Everything's already broken. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2154 I'm not sure our course of treatment is on the right track. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2155 Cost an arm and a leg. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2156 Is it me or does this train have on a happy face? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2157 Look! A train! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2158 I know it's tough. But it's the best way to treat your train-phobia! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2159 Why don't we continue our session tomorrow in the ICU. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2160 I think I got my lines wrong. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2161 They give me Medicare on line 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2162 Looks like we will have to pick it up from here in let's say 8 weeks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2163 This round of aversion therapy is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2164 The Airbnb listing did say 'close to transportation.' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2165 I think it's safe to say that we both a break though. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2166 I know it hurts to give up the fantasy of my omnipotence; but that defensive train has passed. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2167 I laugh in the face of D... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2168 Yes, the L line is hipper, but the 2 is closer to hospitals 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2169 So you see, reality therapy has demonstrated that your fear of subways is not irrational after all. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2170 She self-identifies as a monorail. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2171 Living on the edge. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2172 Looks like we're about to get another ambulance ride. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2173 And we're going to keep coming back until you have some closure. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2174 Look! We just gotta get a room. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2175 Book a room near transportation, you said. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2176 To be fair, it is a neighborhood in transition. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2177 I think we have taken this adventure tourism idea too far.... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2178 I would prefer the 'A' train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2179 Sugarcoat it all you want. This is one tough neighborhood. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2180 Do not let your foot hit the 3rd rail! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2181 Remember when you thought not touching the third rail would be our biggest problem? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2182 How can I open up? I still don't feel comfortable in your office. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2183 I got in touch with my feelings at our last session Dr. Swartz. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2184 How do you think we got here? I don't know! You went to it he same party I went to. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2185 Oh Crap! Not again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2186 Perhaps this is why you keep getting hurt. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2187 Look on the bright side. Gauze is covered under our plan. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2188 We still gonna lounge on the E train tracks tomorrow? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2189 THIS protest better work. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2190 They tried to make me go to rehab. I said "No, no, no." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2191 Okay, this is the last item on our bucket list. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2192 Just one more time, and we'll hit our deductible. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2193 Your accident proneness is getting contagious 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2194 I love to go to sleep listening to the sound of trains in the distance. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2195 I think we should find better places to eat our lunches. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2196 Is this really the only way I can get my therapy covered by flex-pay? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2197 Family as primary care givers is not a good plan. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2198 Let's give it one more try and then we can go looking for the platform. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2199 Could be worse. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2200 So much for our banjo strumming days! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2201 Sounds like your inner critic again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2202 We ought to think about homesteading somewhere else. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2203 let thoes painful memories wash over you like a.... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2204 Honestly, I didn't think living in the subway would be this hard. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2205 ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK THIS IS A REALLY STUPID IDEA. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2206 Trust me. This is the way to cure your fear of subways. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2207 I'm beginning to think this isn't the best spot to keep taking our rest break. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2208 Wait, I thought it was accidental death OR dismemberment! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2209 Damn! I was really hoping it would be the F train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2210 Wrong side of the tracks again! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2211 I don't think this is the best way to cure your phobia of trains. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2212 Doc, I know you believe in exposure therapy, but I'm starting to wonder if we couldn't find a better place for our weekly sessions. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2213 They say three's the charm. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2214 And they told me I couldn't even kill myself properly. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2215 So, Mr. Train, Please describe your fear of metro's. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2216 After this, our health insurance will finally pay for everything. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2217 I think its time we should move. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2218 All the hospitals were out of network. And you? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2219 We'll be at Coney Island in no time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2220 Eternity: Right on time! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2221 Earl, pass the remote 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2222 Hey, Uber didn't work so great in the beginning either. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2223 D is for Destiny man! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2224 I hear this hospital has really sped up its admitting process. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2225 The MTA is gonna strike again 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2226 Sticks and stones can break my bones but trains will never hurt me. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2227 Fool me once, shame on... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2228 Not again! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2229 Aah...it's good to be a Teamster. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2230 We might be able to make a few quid building Trump's wall after we recover from the derailment of our traditional values. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2231 Not to worry, they're missing half their wheels 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2232 We'll get this 'exposure therapy' treatment in the next go 'round if it kills us. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2233 Can't believe it, another Express! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2234 They'll blame this on Obamacare, too! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2235 Where are we going next? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2236 That damn train is sawing us to pieces - back and forth, back and forth! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2237 This is the last time I play Chicken with you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2238 I don't care what they do, I'm still not voting for Trump. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2239 Well this time I'm not moving until I see a really good reason to! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2240 Let' explore this recurring nightmare of yours. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2241 These virtual reality helmets are awesome. That train looks like you could touch it. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2242 Well, they now say the threat of death is the greatest recuperating factor. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2243 Do you think this will hurt? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2244 We should have given that Red Cap a tip. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2245 Riding the rails seems much more comfortable these days. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2246 I look forward to getting our disability status renewed. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2247 Wait for it. Wait for it... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2248 I think this dream you have of being in the path of an on-coming train might warrant further examination. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2249 I''ll take my chances with the jury. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2250 I told you it was the 'quiet ride' car! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2251 Normally I use the 'A' train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2252 How much do you think we'll get in the wrongful death lawsuit? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2253 I know it's risky, but you really can't beat the view. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2254 This should be beach front by 2020 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2255 For the last time, sometimes a train really is just a train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2256 This way, the railroad pays our hospital bills. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2257 This is the only way I can get Fentanyl. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2258 So if i'm hearing you right, you feel like your life is a train wreck. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2259 Unfortunately it looks like our time is just about up. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2260 Do you think the "D" takes us to the hospital? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2261 Trust me, In Vivo Exposure Therapy has strong support in the literature. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2262 I suppose it's too late to call 9-1-1. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2263 Oh, you're just a glass half empty guy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2264 Let's make this our last session. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2265 It's always best to face your fears head-on. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2266 I wouldn't swear to it but I think we were in front last time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2267 We ran over! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2268 Once again, I am the doctor you are the patient, I know this will eventually cure your Siderodromophobia. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2269 I think we should have paid more attention to the "Medicare D" clause 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2270 Want to sign my cast? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2271 This isn't what I meant by back on track 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2272 the Detrainees in their natural habitat 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2273 Might as well be comfortable until the lawyers come and, no, they won't notice the divan if we moan enough. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2274 Looks like the D is the only thing that's not broken. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2275 You sure this will move us up on the V.A.'s backlog? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2276 Life is good... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2277 I admire the tagger's use of shadow and light 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2278 Now I know what the light at the end of the tunnel really was. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2279 They did say that trainees would be taking care of us. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2280 Sometimes, a subway train is just a subway train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2281 When I was a little boy, we use to play on the tracks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2282 I feel we're on track for a speedy recovery. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2283 This way, your fear of my methods will eclipse your fear of the D train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2284 I kind of liked the park bench. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2285 Are you sure that lightening never strikes the same place twice? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2286 Good news, Sam. The C train took care of our annual deductible. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2287 We'd better go. I hear this is Snidely Whiplash's train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2288 Now, let's see if New York understands installation art. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2289 "How many times must I prove to you that MASS times ACCELERATION equals FORCE? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2290 I told you it wasn't safe to steal those wheels. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2291 I object, you have the better seat. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2292 I never liked commuting anyway. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2293 Uhh, do we have a back-up plan? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2294 Four down and only twenty-two to go! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2295 Who was it again who said, "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2296 Remember your training. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2297 I think they call it out-patient treatment now. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2298 I just remembered ... the D Train doesn't stop here anymore. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2299 I ever I never noticed there was that brick wall as we went under the wheels of 'Old 97'. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2300 Deja vu? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2301 I warned you about putting the TV in a high-traffic area. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2302 Oops! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2303 Maybe we're on the wrong track again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2304 Yup, we are beside ourselves with itch. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2305 Think back... now describe to me when you first felt like you were run over by a train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2306 On the bright side, the rent is affordable. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2307 Boy this brings back fond memories. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2308 Charlie, this workman’s comp fraud scheme is getting a little out of hand, doncha think? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2309 It's those kinds of negative statements that bring pain and suffering into existence. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2310 Why yes, I am a well trained psychiatrist. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2311 You paint a very vivid picture. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2312 The D train. Who would have guessed. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2313 On the bright side, I'm finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2314 Well, if lightening does strike twice, at least we'll be comfortable. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2315 Before the new administration, if you were hit, they'd just leave you for dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2316 Can't let them get to the Trump rally. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2317 They provide great benefits, don't they? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2318 I will bet you another $1 that it won't back up. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2319 Looks like they fixed that switch 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2320 The one time we come prepared to wait for the train... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2321 I feel that the train hallucination is becoming more real 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2322 I make a motion that we quickly close this session of the Broken-Appendage-Barcolounger-Trainspotting Club. Can I get a second . . . ? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2323 Now hold that train of thought. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2324 Do you have Medicare Part D. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2325 No, D does not stand for Delightful 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2326 I like doing slapstick therapy but the group sessions are killing me. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2327 All I said was that neither of us would vote for Trump. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2328 Did I hear someone say, "All Aboard!"? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2329 Say what you want about Trump, but at least the trains run on time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2330 Schedule said it was a local. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2331 Watch out for the third rail. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2332 Its not traction....its "track shun"... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2333 And what does this 'big train' remind you of? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2334 Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2335 Facing your fear, take two. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2336 Do you still advise me to live in the moment and not worry about the future? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2337 That was a tough crowd at the Trump Rally! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2338 I get claustrophobic in tunnels. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2339 I feel your pain. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2340 You have about ten seconds to tell me what's wrong before our time ends. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2341 It's my way or the highway. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2342 Let's continue working on overcoming my mental block to learning schedules. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2343 My lawyer should be on the 10:37. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2344 Two laid off train inspectors 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2345 I'm still not over my fear of trains. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2346 We've got to wrap this session up. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2347 I never can remember which train is local and which is express. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2348 I know it's been hard, but your treatment is right on track. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2349 Hombre , it's not the speed , it' the direction ... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2350 I heard that. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2351 Is it me, or has it been a while since I laughed at a New Yorker cartoon? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2352 How many entrances does the afterlife have again? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2353 Now, where was I? Oh, yes - getting you back on track ... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2354 Is it comming or going 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2355 I think we finally have your therapy on the right track. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2356 It's important to just be aware of your surroundings. Now, tell me what you are comfortable with here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2357 Sure, break testing can be fatal, but how about that incredible retirement package! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2358 Think it is too late to sign up for Obamacare? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2359 The subway can cost you an arm and a leg these days. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2360 It’s obviously moot at this point, but in therapy we must learn that there is a very important difference between an aphorism and a metaphor. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2361 Nice to finally relax after all that chaos in the ER. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2362 I'd welcome the other side of the tracks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2363 If you see something, say something. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2364 No kidding? I got this falling off the platform, too. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2365 They call it the VA Express Service. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2366 Perhaps we should reconsider exposure therapy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2367 They were awfully nice about it. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2368 I don't know Doc'... I'm beginning to suspect that this isn't the best way for me to get over my fear of trains... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2369 We occupied Wall Street, and we can occupy railroad tracks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2370 I hear it's a safer neighborhood on the other side of the tracks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2371 As your psychologist, I maintain that this is the only way we can conquer your fear of being run over by a commuter train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2372 Your mother hated you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2373 By the way, don't touch that third rail. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2374 Shall we pick it up where we left off last week? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2375 They said "traction," not "track-shun"! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2376 We're getting towards the end of our exposure therapy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2377 There's an easier way to have your cast removed. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2378 When the conservatives said that they will derail Obamacare, I did not realize that they meant it literally. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2379 I don't think that this is our stop. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2380 Crap. I forgot to put out the recycling. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2381 We should have taken the A train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2382 are you sure this is the only way we will get coverage? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2383 I lost my train of thought. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2384 You know what? A low deductible is not the be-all and end-all of insurance. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2385 How has the systematic desensitization therapy been going for you so far? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2386 Are you sure this is the best way to get train watching into the X Games? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2387 Forget trolleys and streetcars. It's all about trains. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2388 We are the 99%! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2389 Well, we dodged a bullet there! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2390 Once again, I believe the train is a metaphor for something much, much deeper. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2391 It's a bit early, but would you mind if I billed for the full hour? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2392 This airbnb is definitely better than last week's. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2393 Yes, it’s difficult, but exposure therapy can cure your subway phobia only if you stick with it. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2394 I spy with my little eye... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2395 We've really got to get better at reading these train schedules, Don. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2396 I am glad we are off-we could have been injured? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2397 This time we'll show that the Affordable Care Act is a scam!!! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2398 Recovery has been tough, but I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2399 I said staying on track for our bucket list, not getting on track. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2400 Be careful. You're toast if you touch the third rail. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2401 We never learn, do we? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2402 Yes, I'm sure this is the 'Last Train To Darksville'. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2403 You think we should duck 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2404 I thought you told me the "D" Line was not running today. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2405 Cast for "Murder on the Orient Express", you say? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2406 I'm getting a bit bored with this Close Call® Time Travel, Jim. After the asteroid impact and that drowning islands scenario isn't this one kind of anticlimactic? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2407 Say what you want about the ACA - that was the fastest medical care ever. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2408 When you said we should jump under the D train, I thought you meant Trump. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2409 If they don't shut this magazine down for this then we know freedom of the press is still alive and well 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2410 Like a good neighbor ... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2411 This lounge set really is comfortable. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2412 The prognosis was tunnel vision. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2413 The third rail of therapy is fear of the known. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2414 I knew your travel Web site would somehow end up costing us an arm and a leg. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2415 You only think you hate me, actually you are experiencing "trainference". 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2416 Let me stop it with my cast! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2417 Well at least they left better than they found us. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2418 We'll have to change at 145th street to the "A" to get to Presbyterian Medical Center on 168th street. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2419 Are you sure we have access to all public spaces? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2420 I thought this was supposed to be pain therapy not train therapy! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2421 Studies still show mass transit is safer than our cars. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2422 Let's delve deeper into your dreams involving trains 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2423 I would have lost that bet. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2424 I've always been a pessimist 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2425 They'll have to hike the fare to 5 bucks for the settlement we'll get. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2426 How did you hear about this magic bullet treatment again? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2427 I hear that in the future they will be switching to crash dummies. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2428 I told you we shouldn't have mentioned that we're Republicans. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2429 Are you sure ObamaCare will cover this? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2430 Sorry, I lost my train of thought. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2431 I hate playing the same track over and over. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2432 And when was the last time you had one of these 'deja vu moments'? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2433 True, 'breezy' was a little misleading. But you have to admit the rent is cheap. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2434 Look harder - there IS a face there . . . 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2435 Prepare to make the jump to lightspeed! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2436 Relax. My GPS is almost always correct. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2437 We should have voted for Frank Underwood. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2438 When the doctor said we were lucky, let's see how lucky. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2439 Man! I would give my right arm to get on that train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2440 I think we seriously misjudged your disability scam! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2441 Let's move past the trust issues. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2442 Trainspotting isn't much fun. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2443 'D-Train was my nickname in college.' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2444 Let's go over this whole "lightning never strikes twice" theory of yours again ... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2445 Yes, doc said our recovery is on 'D,' right track. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2446 As avid locomotive enthusiasts, Dave and Tom never stopped to question their devotion. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2447 So what you think: Is this a good time to call Cecelia? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2448 I'm not thrilled with your timing. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2449 I told you we would get railroaded with this healthcare plan. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2450 Watch that third rail! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2451 Yes, I would still rather be here than the Trump rally. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2452 If facing your train phobia head-on fails again, we'll try some drugs. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2453 About to get hit wth a "D". 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2454 It's painful for me too, but this won't work unless we stay on track. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2455 This commute is murder! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2456 So after that base jump incident, she asks me, "If Ernie sat on the tracks would I? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2457 It's not the most glamorous job, but somebody's gotta do it. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2458 Where's the TV? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2459 You go ahead. I'm waiting for the "A" train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2460 "'Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon"? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2461 I still prefer this to what's on the networks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2462 Well, you know what they say, "Third time's the charm". 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2463 I guess this is what they mean by double jeopardy 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2464 Third time better be the charm. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2465 I know we are helping our medical insurer but what did they mean about helping human evolution? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2466 Photoshop and a good lawyer: I think the gravy train is coming in! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2467 I guess the party side tracked us, eh Bernie? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2468 Looks like our careers as stuntmen maybe coming to an end. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2469 I really hate reenacting my dreams. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2470 As usual, we're right on track. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2471 It's the perfect plan - what could possibly go wrong? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2472 It still beats than the crowds at the High Line. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2473 And the definition of insanity is.... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2474 It's all about the gentle warm breeze. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2475 When's your office remodel supposed to be finished? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2476 Look on the bright side, we no longer put up with these bandages. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2477 Third time could be lucky. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2478 I said ‘Uber’ not ‘unter’! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2479 There's a reason the rent is cheap here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2480 Just think - two more times and we get the world record. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2481 I think I bought the wrong tickets to "Crash Test Dummies." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2482 Next time, let's take the A train 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2483 I hope you pulled the hand break this time...... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2484 I preferred Occupy Wall Street. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2485 Next vacation we're spending more than $2.75 each 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2486 Confronting your fear of heights went well, so let's talk about your obsession with trains and tunnels. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2487 I know you are trying to cure me from my phobia of trains, but this just isn't working. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2488 I am growing inured to planes, trains, and automobiles. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2489 Remember the time we had to jump off a trestle and only suffered a broken nose. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2490 Who says NFL players have a problem with foreseeable consequences? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2491 I have this recurring dream of a train with wheels on only one side. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2492 We need to think about a better retirement plan. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2493 The mind of Tom Cheney 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2494 This might be a little late, but does our insurance policy have an expected or intended injury exclusion? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2495 What do you think is a good title for a memoir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2496 So Doc, you say dream interpretation is your specialty? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2497 Same time next week, Mr. Karenina? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2498 Don't worry. This time we're doing it with half the wheels. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2499 I hope this finally disproves your fear that the express is faster than the local. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2500 Right on time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2501 Spinal D Compression Traction 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2502 Now that's how fast the healthcare should be! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2503 They say if you the same thing a second and expect a different outcome you are crazy!!!!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2504 Yep, totally covered. God Bless President Bernie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2505 I don't think we'll ever find closure 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2506 Ah, sweet "D" for disability money. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2507 So that's what you meant by "derailing" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2508 "Yup, it's the 3:10 right on time". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2509 Moe: "Say, do you remember when Mom and Dad said that we were on the fast track to hell if we didn't stop getting high and move out of the basement? HA! Well, that train just ran right through us, and I didn't feel a thing." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2510 Ok, it was a bad idea to let the railroad arrange our rehab, but that doesn't make me crazy! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2511 But on the other hand it is convenient, 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2512 Guardrails weren't an obstacle to this 'comfy zone'? I wonder what colorful platform edges and signage would have led to. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2513 It's the last one on our bucket list! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2514 I guess the subway strike is over earlier than you thought. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2515 "I told you that we should have taken the "A" Train! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2516 I figure this will max out our deductible. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2517 These sessions are becoming a train wreck. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2518 Close your eyes and go to your happy place .... quickly! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2519 You must face your fears of getting run over by a train, even if you do get run over by a train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2520 I always wondered what it would be like to have a quick fix! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2521 Did you check the train schedule? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2522 Don't you think it's time for you to examine your lease agreement? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2523 My shrink says this is the only way to conquer my fear of being run over by a train and get back to work changing tires. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2524 I'm not entirely sure this is what they meant by getting "back on track." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2525 Mind the WHAP! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2526 Our new nurses better be single 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2527 It should be seen as a good first effort in Neo - Gandhism. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2528 Hopefully this is less painful than D plane! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2529 Think of it this way: it's like lightening striking twice in the same place. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2530 Is that the front or back of the train? Why does it have no wheels on one side? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2531 I guess that grateful dead song was more than just a warning. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2532 I don't know what's worse, housing costing a figurative or a literal arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2533 What makes you think it is a reasonable fear now? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2534 Dang! There goes the Club Car! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2535 Tell me again about your recurring dream that your life is going off the rails. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2536 So I said, what's the odds if getting hit by train twice? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2537 Next stop is heartache. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2538 Getting to the roller coaster is half the fun. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2539 When id your fascination with planes first reveal itself to you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2540 When I said "Subway" I was actually referring to my roaring belly 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2541 You're lucky you know. You almost hit the third rail setting up your chair. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2542 Train Man's Holiday 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2543 Too bad we're missing Meatless Monday. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2544 I understand. I know it looks bad but you are on track for a speedy recovery. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2545 I don't even remember being in the hospital... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2546 See, I told you Harold we are in the right spot-"keep going down the steps, turn right , and look for the sign that says 'D wing' and you will be at the physical therapy department". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2547 I'm not sure I can get on board with this new chiropractor. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2548 Well this sure isn't getting a lot of traction. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2549 I'm drawing a blank 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2550 '' Where was Superman when we needed him.'' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2551 Aversion therapy is incredibly relaxing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2552 High Line, Low Line . . . it's all the same to me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2553 I've lost all enthusiasm for the 'Low Line Park' idea. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2554 IT GETS SO CROWDED WHEN THE YANKS PLAY THE SOX 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2555 You certainly do not look like one who could be put off for being overly talkative. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2556 This is the last time I'm helping you stage a deleted selfie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2557 IF YOU DONT SUCEED THE FIRST TIME, TRY TRY AGAIN 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2558 Darn, Danny!Back at it again with the white train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2559 I'm getting the whistling sound in my ear again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2560 Oh sorry, I wanted the C train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2561 Your "sure-fire free ride" idea isn't going to pan out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2562 All my life I've felt like I've missed the train. All I've done is given myself front row seats. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2563 This new job is bringing us closer together. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2564 Now do you understand, doc? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2565 I wish we could get untracked. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2566 Your anxieties are of a common, yet surprisingly vivid character. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2567 Well now we know what the 'D' stands for... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2568 It's better than sticking around waiting to win the New Yorker Caption Contest. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2569 hopefully we die from it this time 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2570 So it's the D again--we'll continue this on the other side this time, sliding scale. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2571 I'm glad we had this talk. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2572 No worries. I was captain of my high school chicken team. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2573 That movie seemed so realistic 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2574 My former shrink loved to have sessions on skyscraper ledges. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2575 Retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2576 There are a lot of New Yorker cartoons about therapy. Here's one. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2577 Enough about your mother. Now, tell me your first memories about your father." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2578 The Lord is my shepherd............... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2579 I must have read the weekend schedule. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2580 Oh no, not again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2581 I think we should try a simpler way of double suicide. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2582 My medical benefits will pay for this! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2583 And you say it never gets to Coney Island? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2584 Virtual reality - is that what the kids are calling it these days? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2585 Let the MTA encroach on the beach. We're not moving! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2586 This D Train thing was a disaster for our friendship then, and still is! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2587 Who's your tort lawyer? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2588 No more messing around with golf carts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2589 I thought our Orthopod drove a Benz. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2590 Is this Cheney's best train of thought? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2591 Hey, it's only every 10 minutes, and we're living in Bryant Park. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2592 Now, isn't this more exciting than rock climbing? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2593 You sure this'll work?" "Trust me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2594 My guess would be there will not be a third time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2595 This new insurance company stinks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2596 You are not crazy to believe in peace. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2597 You're right. This is much faster than skiing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2598 I always had a feeling we were from the wrong side of the track's. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2599 Over my dead body. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2600 I guess that was the wrong place for flash therapy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2601 I should really have bought insurance. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2602 Don't tell me where on the uptown tracks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2603 I've heard about experimental treatment, but this is a train wreck! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2604 I assure you round two of treatment will bring a real breakthrough... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2605 That train had a loco motive. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2606 Glad to see that my life is right on track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2607 Are you beginning to see how your thoughts of suicide could be impactful outside of yourself? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2608 Mr. Rogers, I believe we are finally getting somewhere with your fear of trains. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2609 This can't be the right track to recovery 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2610 Now, this time are you sure that this is the northbound train? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2611 At least the government was kind enough to deliver us here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2612 We really are from the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2613 A couple more desensitization sessions and you should be over your train phobia. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2614 I hope you have enough pain pills left for both of us. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2615 I think Freud maintained that by reliving the event a few times we can overcome the emotional trauma. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2616 Stanley and Maude always thought that the third try was a charm. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2617 I see that our time is about up 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2618 Now THIS is living. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2619 Ready for round two? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2620 Well, I AM known for my empathy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2621 I'll just keep trying to kill myself, if I can't win the the New Yorker caption contest. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2622 If this doesn't get us on disability, nothing will. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2623 Have you made any progress on your fear of subways since our last exposure therapy session? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2624 Oh he will see us. That is Thomas. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2625 I warned them, see, hit us once shame on you but hit us twice, shame on…. Uh-oh. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2626 Not to worry. Donald said he was going to take great care of the wounded vets. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2627 The trick is trying not to touch the third rail. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2628 Living your life on the edge has it's drawbacks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2629 Fortunately, that train had a cowcatcher. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2630 Ahhh...here it comes...three months in a nice hospital bed....three squares a day...pretty nurses...What could be better? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2631 But it's rent controlled. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2632 The nurse said to wait here and our bill would arrive in no time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2633 THE RESORT FOR DEDICATED RAILROAD WORKERS ON DISABILITY 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2634 We'll get a free ride now 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2635 May be we should run? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2636 It's more efficient than exsanguination. And, by the way, our incontestibility periods have been satisfied. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2637 Maybe we should let this train of thought go off-track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2638 So I says to Bob, I says, "I've already survived a plane crash, a motorcycle wipeout and a house fire. How much worse could things get?" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2639 I guess the city paid the electric bill this month 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2640 You didn't invest in Uber either? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2641 What we really need to do is look back at your childhood to discover the source of all your pain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2642 I see you made the last Trump rally." "Yeah, he said he wants to get the country 'back on track'. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2643 It's just a local pain. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2644 THIS DIDN'T WORK THE LAST TIME WE TRIED TO GET A FREE RIDE. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2645 President Trump's got funny ideas about job creation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2646 Quick! We need to derail your train of thought! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2647 Is there anything different about this train than the one you saw bearing down on us in our last session? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2648 My HMO assures me this is a highly cost-effective protocol for cast removal. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2649 At least no one can accuse us of not getting back on track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2650 I told you ObamaCare wouldn't end well. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2651 See you on the other side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2652 It's the new way of testing operators' response time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2653 I guess I misunderstood - I thought they said I was fighting "MMA" when it was actually "MTA"... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2654 I told you the D train was always on schedule, you owe me five dollars. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2655 "No Smoking means No Smoking ANYWHERE! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2656 An obscure reference and a snarky comment-but the quotation marks make it funny; it's the quotation marks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2657 My doctorate is from Harvard but I'm training in New York. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2658 Therapist: "You're bound to be a train wreck. I'm getting the hell out of here." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2659 Actually, the wrong side of the tracks isn't anything at all what I was expecting. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2660 You got The Cyclone and Wonder Wheel--now that's worth every penny of the fare! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2661 When they said virtual reality is like your there. I didn't think they meant like this!!" "We should probably move! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2662 Are you sure this is part of the High Line? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2663 Don't you think the train engineer is quite disarming? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2664 Could be worse, we could be in Belgium. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2665 This is the last time we do acid, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2666 The train told us to detrain the D train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2667 How many more tort claims do you think we can survive? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2668 What did I say before we left? You're just gonna have to hold in it now. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2669 Mind the third rail. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2670 Great, we're just recovering from your last Freudian slip and now your one track mind has us in trouble again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2671 I think we're on the right track, Mr. Carstairs, but token payments will only devalue your progress. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2672 Frank said it best: "Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2673 OK, let's see if you can focus and then get back on the right track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2674 Finally, the delay is over. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2675 Reality TV is harder than I thought. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2676 I can't find my transit pass. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2677 The doctor said it would be good to get fresh air.". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2678 Trains are my hobby 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2679 I just hope Sol appreciates this. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2680 Trust me, I’m a train professional. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2681 Ya know, I'm starting to doubt that jumping trains really exist. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2682 Where just enjoying the outside 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2683 Are you sure we picked the right injuries for this? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2684 What does it say in our contract about being laid off? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2685 Id, shmid. The D train is really real. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2686 We go through this every Saturday at bath time 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2687 D train's a mite early today. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2688 It's getting better. Last time it was just my wrist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2689 Inexplicable. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2690 So, how do you like my mansit cave? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2691 I think we should have taken the F. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2692 Did you ever think that D is for dummy?.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2693 Suddenly, i'm not loving it more than Obamacare. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2694 Chuck, a locomotive goes west, one goes east, which appendage clanks first? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2695 They think they're stopped because of a "sick passenger." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2696 Trains do go in reverse do they? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2697 Now, as I was asking Mr. Carney, why do you think the train runs over you every time? I am going to have to discharge you as a patient if you keep believing you have the power to stop the world because you want to get off one broken arm is enough. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2698 Actually, I don't participate in my patients' dreams 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2699 Are you exposure therapy is best in this case? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2700 I feel like we're really making progress on the definition of insanity thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2701 Counter-transference schmounter-transference. Let's stick with your attachment to your mother. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2702 This armchair travel isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2703 Hmm, Late as usual. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2704 We really need to find a better way to calculate math questions about moving trains. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2705 At least we're not at work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2706 I'm skeptical about this "Underground New York" tour. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2707 And 'D' is for-- 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2708 Do they have frequent flier cards at the hospital? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2709 I think it's time to find a new man cave. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2710 You getting any R & R ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2711 Maybe we should try the samurai sword next time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2712 Let me guess! Pelham 4-5-6? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2713 I couldn't imagine being anything other than a stuntman. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2714 Scooch over. I'll hook on. It won't hurt this time. Promise. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2715 Millie said I could have a caboose cave. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2716 I told you !This line is always on time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2717 Fell in front of a train. You? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2718 I don't think this is a good palace to rest 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2719 So THIS is the Donald's Endlösung. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2720 The view is not too good but it is close to Metro. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2721 Who said political correctness was boring? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2722 At least we're not on the third rail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2723 Well Priebus , nothing will de-rail our plan for a contested nominee 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2724 The Obamacare-Amtrack merger has a few kinks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2725 What's Clark Kent doing differently that we're not??? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2726 Our work together has certainly been rough but now, really, our time is up! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2727 Oh well. See you on the other side! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2728 Early attempts at an Uber-subway ambulance required GPS tweaking. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2729 Trust me - My healthcare is gonna be SO great. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2730 "Bro,lets do this.do a video tape". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2731 If you hurt me, i'm telling my mother. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2732 Yep, I remember when they took you to a hospital. Sometimes you even got a room. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2733 Are you really sure we're bound? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2734 This new company training program is costing me an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2735 Ralph, it just hit me how unlucky we are! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2736 Wouldn't my siderodromophobia be best cured from inside the train, doc? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2737 Are you sure the doctor wrote T-R-A-C-K-T-I-O-N? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2738 I'm hearing you're right on track for that promotion... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2739 Are you sure this is an express train....? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2740 I told you we were on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2741 You opted for the 'put-out-to-pasture PPO' too? At least there's no deductible. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2742 I think that we might be on the right track in discovering your irrational fear of trains. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2743 Termination in psychoanalysis can be challenging to both the patient and the analyst! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2744 If this video doesn't go viral on YouTube, I may need to go back to work. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2745 It's fine, the circle means it's local. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2746 I can't find the time to relax anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2747 This should increase our chances of a higher disability check. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2748 That was the Bloods train 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2749 No problem!" "The A train last week was going at twice the speed! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2750 Leave nothing to my wife. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2751 Are you sure this is the way we fill find the God Particle like they do in Europe's tunnels 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2752 Maybe this time I'll be lucky. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2753 Your witty remarks about the nurses bandaging technique seem to have backfired. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2754 Ya sure they're gonna take our word for it? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2755 I should really consider raising my hourly rate for a safer neighborhood. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2756 It feels like our relationship left the rails a long time ago. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2757 No one saw the movie either. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2758 D-Troit 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2759 You say I am always in this recurring dream of yours? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2760 Come back and fight! We'll bite off your caboose! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2761 Eminent domain can take my land, but never my home! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2762 Like I told ya Frank, cast itch, is covered by Obamacare ! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2763 No, really, we have to stop meeting like this. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2764 I thought it might be less painful for us both, if we shifted track away from your mother. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2765 Is that the downtown or uptown train? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2766 Service at bit rushed. 3 stars. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2767 You'd think we'd be smart enough not to try this again... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2768 So this is the new CDC rules for pain control! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2769 Rock faster. They're gaining on us! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2770 Desensitization program 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2771 In our second meeting of the Lazy Person's Fight Club, we rumble with the D train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2772 We are back on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2773 It oughta be the F train. That cartoonist really got upset when you told him he left off the right rear bogie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2774 ...I got $20,000. You? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2775 Here comes the trai...... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2776 This should meet my health insurance deductible. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2777 One last game of chicken? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2778 With a little help we can take this to Coney Island. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2779 Really? I prefer Blonde on Blon.....oh. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2780 Okay, featherbedding break is over. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2781 And you're sure you haven't heard back from Uber? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2782 Do you know what the odds are of getting struck by a train twice are. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2783 But sometimes it takes two big shocks to awaken our preconscious memories. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2784 I don't know about you, but it make ME feel terrible. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2785 Are you certain the furniture isn't going to get in the way this time? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2786 Don't worry, I'll only bill you we survive. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2787 I don't understand what's holding up the lounge car. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2788 Remember, just avoid the third rail and we'll be okay. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2789 I continue to be haunted by my recent past. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2790 It's all so random. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2791 I thought you said the next train was not an express. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2792 that's the last time I buy "baggage class"!!! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2793 I'm beginning to feel as if living on the edge IS our comfort zone 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2794 And we thought there'd be nothing to worry about once we got on to the tenure track. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2795 We have more to worry about than being politically correct! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2796 (Sound of train screeching to a halt) "Previously on Subway Post-Op..." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2797 As Dorothy Parker said, 'The Bronx, no thonx.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2798 What did you expect? The ad said, I was a trained therapist! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2799 Medical euthanasia would have been less painful, don't you think? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2800 You would think it had learned by now 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2801 We're sure lucky, we missed that Third Rail ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2802 Coming home is always the best part. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2803 I'm sure glad our year of living dangerously is almost over. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2804 I am being rail lazy today! I wish there wouldn't be any trains going through every 5 seconds. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2805 The Power of Two 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2806 I don't forsee that being an issue. But, I'm not exactly known for my foresight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2807 Those who say Obamacare is derailed don't know what they're talking about. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2808 They really need to update their emergency brake test. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2809 Why did I procrastinate on my suicide note? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2810 The real cause of rising healthcare costs 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2811 Those Emergency Ward doctors and nurses got us back out here incredibly quickly! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2812 Exposure therapy isn't working. Why don't you just get a car? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2813 Forget the sidelines, we're sitting on the line. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2814 Did the A train go by already? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2815 Wish my wheelset had come on time... Somehow I feel calmer with the Northbound D Train... This is usually more fun with pennies... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2816 So tell me, how often do you hear trains? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2817 Have some faith - we stopped it the first time 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2818 You know, I don't like to brag but... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2819 You were my destiny. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2820 Its the last train to Clarksville 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2821 I told you this wasn't the High Line. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2822 I guess it wasn't our time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2823 Man vs. Train: The Final Episode 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2824 the two guys are sitting on a chair and waiting to die because the train would come over them and kill them. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2825 Not nearly as innovative as your last business, "Third Rail Cupcakes". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2826 Our transportation has arrived...... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2827 I'm done heckling Trump. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2828 Isn't this the same breakthrough about childhood trips to Coney Island we had last week? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2829 Front row - third baseline at the subway series. Are you kidding, what could be better? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2830 You see, Mr. Smith, I meant it when I said I'd rid you of your fear of the D train even if it's the last thing I do. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2831 Trust me... Superman will save us 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2832 I told you that if you took the wheels off the subway it would fall on us... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2833 De train, the train, tomato, tomahto. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2834 finally, an end to our suffering. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2835 I hate that sadistic motorman who stops the train before it hits us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2836 Relax, we've got 25 minutes till E. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2837 Are you sure we are at the right end? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2838 I told you it wasn't a local. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2839 I never liked retakes. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2840 deja vu... ikr 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2841 I like him too, but just because Bob Dylan sang Slow Train Coming doesn't mean it's always going to be true. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2842 Let's hope the self-driving feature works better this time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2843 Look, training is SUPPOSED to be hard. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2844 I always thought 'Medicare is the third rail of politics' was just an expression. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2845 I wasn't expecting the freakin Mets to actually win! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2846 We've never been very good at the whole timing thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2847 I refuse to go back on Dr. Phil's just to have him tell me that I don't see things through. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2848 I'm seriously beginning to doubt this whole 'no pain, no gain' philosophy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2849 Did your attorney explain how this would all play out? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2850 If h backs up we;re going to need more bandages. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2851 This really brings me back to our hitchhiking days.... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2852 Oh no, not another express! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2853 Same old same old 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2854 Good thing the transit workers are on strike this week. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2855 I know you love Obamacare, but how about Miami instead of the West Side? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2856 Been down so long, it looks like up to me. Richard Farina 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2857 Dammit. Another D train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2858 I used to feel guilty about being a burden on the health care system, but not since Obamacare covered pre-existing conditions 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2859 Way to go, man. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2860 Roger, when are we going to stop fighting that imminent domain law suite? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2861 It's better than taking the pus bus. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2862 See? It obviously wan't your fault; no wheels. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2863 I could've sworn the ad said subLET. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2864 Let's just trust Automatic Block Signaling. Yesterday it almost worked. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2865 I've decided to work on my bacterial flora. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2866 This might be a case of rapid transference. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2867 Do you still want to grab some beers when our shift is over? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2868 Being in the National Truth or Dare Championships makes it all worthwhile. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2869 Will their insurance pay this time? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2870 It's probably a bad time to tell you that I lost the video of us jumping. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2871 "Well, there are other ways to get to Coney Island. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2872 I don't care how low the rent is, the medical bills are eating us alive. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2873 The therapist recommends immersion therapy for the fear of trains........... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2874 Yes dear we are Egg Firsters, but there are many fine Chicken Firsters. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2875 Doc, ever since you tried to show me that traffic is not dangerous, I have been having bad dreams about our sessions. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2876 Ugh, not this again... No, Bob, I don't hear anything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2877 We were just relaxing and minding our own business. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2878 Trust me. I've had excellent results with this kind of trauma re-enactment therapy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2879 The partners say it's all about billable hours, dude. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2880 This should get 'er done. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2881 Cognitive dissonance be damned, this new evidence is beginning to convince me that things are never going to be great again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2882 I just can't continue to repeat your past with you... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2883 When did you first notice these "feelings" ? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2884 I think this only worked in "Inception." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2885 Tell me again Doc. How is this going to cure my fear of trains? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2886 See I told you, we get way better rays on the D Line! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2887 I know it doesn't feel like progress, but I feel like we're very close to getting you over this whole "fear of trains" thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2888 It's a good training. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2889 That's the last time I take Uber. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2890 It is a boo-boo choo-choo. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2891 I can connect the dots from A to C but not to D. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2892 This is what life feels like when you don't go to college. Kids, do yoursleves a favor and do good in school! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2893 I can do this all day, you know! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2894 It's supposed to encourage quicker mobility... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2895 Yeah, I suppose you could call it an obsession. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2896 They must be improving service! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2897 It's the same dream doc, it's Opening Day and the Yanks will win the Series if they don't get hit with injuries. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2898 "Just a little disappointed in our physical therapy cover". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2899 I feel railroaded into this therapy session. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2900 So in our last session you likened your divorce to being in a plane crash. Today, you say it feels like a train wreck. Walk me through what that's like. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2901 Maybe we'll reach our deductible now 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2902 How many times a week do you have this dream? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2903 Injury lawsuits! A little risky but good money. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2904 I think we would be happier if we lived on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2905 Jokes about suicide leave me flat. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2906 I feel like this exposure therapy thing is actually beginning to work. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2907 And you said things were looking up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2908 Still, it's less crowded than the Highline. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2909 Well heckfire. They're gainin' on us and my gun's outta water. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2910 How else are you supposed to test your life insurance startup. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2911 We're going to keep trying, Phil, until you overcome your fear of trains. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2912 What was it that made you lose all hope? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2913 Doc, exposure therapy should result in physical therapy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2914 I guess living on the other side of the tracks isn't any better 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2915 Let's go, Uber just came 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2916 Don't worry.. Insurance will pay for everything except the chairs 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2917 Conflicts between the conscious and the unconscious are usually solved by the MTA, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2918 These are the brakes of the game. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2919 Fine but if we don't make it on this time lets just go ahead and pay the fare like everyone else. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2920 " I told you four years ago, they don't do whistle stops in the subway' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2921 Do you get the feeling we've reached the end of the line? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2922 Tell me again. We're the brakemen? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2923 I told you the wrapping was just a waste of time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2924 The Doctor told us how lucky we were ... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2925 It's brake time! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2926 This should help relieve your trainophobia. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2927 Isn't this a little extreme doc...couldn't we just move from America to get away from Trump? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2928 We may not be on the right track to recovery! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2929 This time will stop those metro lobbyists dead in their tracks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2930 They dumped us. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2931 I think I just saw a rat! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2932 One limb each and comfy seats--hey, not bad for regular fare. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2933 ... and not only that, it makes really weird tan lines. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2934 Still horny for our 'golden' years? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2935 Thank heavens we're Canadian. That would have taken six months in the States 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2936 D service was rerouted due to trauma on the tracks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2937 Thank God for Obamacare! Only other choice is Canada....huh....matter of fact does that train go that far north? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2938 When you just want a drink and your friend takes you here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2939 Not enough punch. I give it a D-. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2940 Again? You need remedial psychology "training"? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2941 At least it's on time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2942 It's a shame they moved us out here. I hear the A train treats their casualties a lot better. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2943 I guess this is what they mean by 'sub standard' healthcare. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2944 "This week's cartoon is brought to you by the letter "D". Can you say "dummies"? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2945 Well, here it comes... better late than never! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2946 Isn't this putting the cart before the horse? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2947 Time's up. Let me check my timetable for next week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2948 No matter, I'm all broke to pieces anyway. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2949 Surviving the 8 story jump from their office derailed their plans so Bill and Jim decided the train was a better way to go. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2950 I'm prone to what did you say? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2951 You sure this is the best way to get worker's comp? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2952 when the going gets rough 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2953 You're making great progress John. I think we can talk politics again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2954 It's really rough being an adrenaline junkie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2955 The cartoon is not visible......(not a caption,just a fact) 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2956 OF COURSE HE SEES US. THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THIS SCHEME 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2957 These protests are taking their toll... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2958 It's okay, I have insurance. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2959 People complain therapy lasts a lifetime, but with my method we're done in just a few sessions. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2960 I know the MTA provides sick leave, Haversham, but I really need to finish installing those right rear wheels! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2961 Just like I said the last time, if the train backs up, which again is highly unlikely, we'll deal with it. Now just sit back and relax. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2962 I was waiting for the E! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2963 The train waits for US! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2964 Get out the way, the Big Apple is coming! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2965 Cheaper than moving to Oregon... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2966 I wouldn't call it an existential threat... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2967 Riding the rails isn't as fun as it used to be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2968 So you see, soderodromophobia isn't just a type of paranoia. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2969 This will surely get our minds on track 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2970 I thought alternate side parking regulations were suspended today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2971 Our health insurance does not cover ambulance service to take us out of here! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2972 Just relax. You'll like it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2973 This is what we should have tried to begin with. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2974 We'll be okay as long as we don't touch the third rail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2975 Just seize the moment! Short lives matter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2976 You said we would end up owning the railroad 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2977 Are you sure people will get the metaphor? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2978 This way we can say that we've lived and died on the railroad. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2979 Beats workin! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2980 Call this a track to recovery? I need better insurance plan. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2981 In the 3rd quarter, we were sidetracked by the Iron Horse’s defense, and I was derailed by injuries. What’s your story? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2982 You know, it's not that we're all obsolete so much as that we are all the victims of deferred maintenance. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2983 Mass transit is the way to go! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2984 Look! If we dive forward, we're saved! No wheels of the left side! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2985 I told you the locals don't go here anymore. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2986 We should have brought the murphy bed! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2987 Harry, Is the Train Coming or Going? If it's Coming We're in Big Trouble! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2988 I think that we are doing couch surfing incorrectly. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2989 It's necessary, Bob, to demonstrate to you that going down the same track expecting a different result is the definition of insanity. In my own experience, I submitted countless captions to the Cartoon Contest, never won- and finally just plain quit. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2990 Its 3pm, we call this the 3-D experience 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2991 I think we made a lot of progress on your siderodromophobia. On your next session we'll tackle...AAAHHH! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2992 This is great live t.v. I love it. We should come here more often. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2993 Don't worry it's the local 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2994 As long as we don't touch the third rail, we should be fine this time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2995 Ah, the sound of a forty ton train heading straight for you at fifty miles an hour. When you live in New York this is maybe the the third weirdest thing that happens to you in a week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2996 we are made up of steel. as long as we can stand tall. we can win this fight. now we are still (breathing) right????? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2997 Every little breeze...seems to whisper Louise.. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2998 I told you we'd catch some breaks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2999 Let's try this again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3000 The good news is this one stopped. The bad news is that we want the 'C' train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3001 I appreciate your passing on the savings for office space, but I haven't recovered from the previous session. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3002 I don't think we are on the right track of the High Line. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3003 Living near the subway isn't what it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3004 I think this one's the game changer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3005 You know what Ed, one of these days we will catch a break... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3006 At least we're not waiting for Godot 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3007 I believe there is no tomorrow! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3008 This is much nicer than our last place 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3009 Still hurts less than the Trump Train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3010 In my wildest dreams I never imagined the end would come this way. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3011 Trump promised no one would die sitting in the middle of the street. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3012 It's important to keep the discussion on track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3013 Don't worry, my Injury Attorney takes the D train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3014 An attempt to keep our recovery on track by taking vitamin D. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3015 We never saw that bus coming. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3016 Crash dummies on vacation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3017 I told you we should have taken the A train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3018 Like we agreed in the hospital, masochism's not for sissies. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3019 Going, going, gone! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3020 Getting your life back on track is gonna kill me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3021 My diagnosis is Siderodromophobia, Mr. Bailey. Take the bus next time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3022 Don't worry - this time we're gonna D-rail that guy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3023 This is cheaper than a stay in a New York City hospital. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3024 Our due diligence has raised some concerns about your “Subway Departure Lounge” concept. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3025 John, I get tired of doing crash testing and I think this one we will be out for a long time. Well Pat, at least we are comfortable. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3026 Relax, the train can't move either - we're all single- limb- recoverers.... ! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3027 We can't afford to go anywhere this year, so we are taking this railroad holiday. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3028 We really can't go overtime again this week. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3029 Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3030 First a wheel, then the caboose. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3031 Are you sure workers' comp covers pre-existing conditions? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3032 I miss the days when we used to catch ambulances. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3033 Nope, I'd still rather not talk about your family coming to visit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3034 We'd still be wailing on the track if that was the local. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3035 I don't know, doc. It just feels like I'm on track for disaster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3036 History will record that driverless cars have needed hundreds of human interventions to stop accidents! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3037 It would take a keen sense of humor to express why we were lucky that this train wasn't running on all its wheels. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3038 When do you suppose it leaves the station? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3039 You know honey..I think our ship is finally going to come in. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3040 It's just a day at Brighton Beach, you'll never remember. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3041 What do you mean the train has left the station? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3042 This is the last time I will live in a railroad apartment 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3043 So who knew the D train has a bar car now? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3044 I think it's one of those phantom limb feelings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3045 Are you sure this is what the doctor meant by being in traction? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3046 I don't think we are quite on track with this plan. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3047 I think we have completely derailed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3048 The good news is that the math is on our side...big time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3049 OK, so maybe it is too close for comfort. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3050 The Donald Trump train picks up only idiots. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3051 That long recovery time they talked about doesn't sound so bad right now! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3052 We want more bathrooms and local stops for all. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3053 As my therapist, do you think my dreams are a tad too realistic? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3054 Negotiating with management is no longer a Win-Win. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3055 Daniel: That was the worst of times. Oliver: And the best of times! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3056 Too bad our insurance won't pay for a better rehab facility. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3057 We'll make a killing on the insurance this time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3058 The First Class to go Heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3059 Let's keep our recovery on track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3060 I'm thinking that subway track sitting might not really be a good hobby. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3061 Because F stood for faster doesn't mean D means delayed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3062 See. I told you Trump's universal health care plan had lots of fatal flaws. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3063 If I also grab my personal third rail, you can charge me for overtime. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3064 Oh no, this was supposed to be the 'B' line. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3065 By my reckoning, we've got about five minutes to get through rehab before the next one comes by. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3066 Okay, this time I swear I'll ask out the nurse. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3067 Maybe this time it'll satisfy our deductible. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3068 I'm betting that THIS TIME, it's finally going to chicken out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3069 We can't continue these sessions if you refuse to discuss your fear of trains. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3070 Is this your idea of aversion therapy? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3071 This is crazy. I trusted you the last time you said the Brown Line was down for repairs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3072 Where's the @#$&!@!! cartoon? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3073 See? The brakes work no better on this line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3074 I daresay I am a little nervous to tell the doc at our next Death By Subway Phobia group that this exposure therapy has become a bit extreme. Do you think it is working?" "Perhaps a little. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3075 "When I applied for a job as a buffer I thought they wanted me to polish cars". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3076 Perfect spot to make the D train run on a Sunday schedule. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3077 Of course it can't sit down on us it has a tender behind. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3078 I always say "If at first you don't succeed" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3079 When we're finally done overcoming your fear of trains we can start on mine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3080 Oh well, the five ten should be along in a few minutes! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3081 no way jose 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3082 This guy's drumming is so healing! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3083 I gotta find a new hobby horse. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3084 My life's work was getting this chaise lounge through a turnstile. What do I do now? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3085 I've been twerkin' on the railroad. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3086 Hey look! Our train's finally come in, and we ain't at the airport! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3087 I thought you told me the D train didn't run on holidays. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3088 Train Delay? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3089 Don't forget we're here to deconstruct your old self. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3090 We should make our deductible after this. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3091 Damn D Train... Back at it again 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3092 How many times do I need to tell you? Just don't touch the third rail and you'll be fine! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3093 You must be dying for that cast to come off. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3094 Get ready...make it look like an accident. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3095 Why don't we do the confrontation session in my office? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3096 I made eye contact. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3097 So tell me, for how long have you had this dream about being D-trained? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3098 WE"RE ACCIDENT RESULTS WAITING TO HAPPEN. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3099 sometimes the contestants get a second chance in the suicide game 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3100 If the the insurance company doesn't pay this time,it'll be my last time! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3101 I told you we needed to be more specific in that living will. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3102 Won't be long now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3103 Three's the charm. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3104 It'll stop, it'll stop Bernie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3105 Does anyone need to stop at the bathroom before the meeting? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3106 I told you to mind the gap. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3107 Don't Move ! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3108 Is this hallucination as bad as the 2 line to the Bronx? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3109 Talk about feeling like The Wreck of the Hesperus. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3110 We're gonna have to move soon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3111 Didn't the doc say tracktion? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3112 If this doesn't work out, we're waiting at the platform next time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3113 Finally—these delays are killing me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3114 Ya think our Obamacare is gonna cover this? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3115 Ralph, I don't think we're far enough 'off the grid'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3116 Its a bad insurance settlement 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3117 Well sure this is a train wreck but you should have seen my last relationship. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3118 I still think a cash settlement would have been better. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3119 Now we know what the D stands for. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3120 This train should be renamed "O" for "Ouch". Being TRAINED to do track repairs AND doing it while the train is active wasn't the smartest idea. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3121 All aboard the pit-D train 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3122 This one smells like stale ketchup. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3123 It's cheaper and less painful than waiting at the doctor's office. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3124 They call it trainspotting, up close and personal. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3125 If you hum that tune one more time I think we can figure this out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3126 Reliving experiences is good for the mind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3127 You know what they say: 'Location, location, location.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3128 That ride cost us some arms and some legs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3129 It's all about safety first. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3130 Yes, this was the preferred way to find out what having over three hundred train dreams really means. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3131 Doctor,my wife says I'm a train wreck waiting to happen 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3132 I hate accident recreation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3133 We're going to try something new today. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3134 Maybe this time we should just touch the third rail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3135 So what else can happen to us? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3136 Well my Human Cannonball days at Coney Island are over, but I still enjoy visiting. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3137 Well Jim, looks like we picked the wrong place to convalesce. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3138 Tell me, how do you FEEL about the Yankees this year? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3139 Don't worry, I'm sure he's not going to move! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3140 My best panhandling scheme yet. Just give them a little more time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3141 They'll start stopping, trust me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3142 You wanted to go to a Yankee game, and the online ad said this place on the D line. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3143 Fortitude! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3144 Wrigley Schmigley. The Bronx ain't Chicago. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3145 I feel like you're not really hearing me... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3146 I had no idea training would be so arduous. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3147 Before my wife made Engineer, we had to live all over the place! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3148 I may not have mentioned that I'm one of those Notre Dame subway alumni you've heard so much about. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3149 Well, you know, pretending to live a Tolstoy existence, isn't going to cover up your Dostoyevsky tendencies. And yes. The big fat caboose is laughing at you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3150 At last I think I can say with confidence that your treatment is on the right track. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3151 Next time we go to the HIGH line! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3152 On the plus side, these life coach sessions are free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3153 The first attempt didn't help my suicidal tendencies, but I respect your diligence. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3154 I think I liked the furniture better the way it was. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3155 If I'm right, you go back on your meds. If you're right, you get to rewrite Einstein's definition of insanity. Deal? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3156 So far the pain hasn't been too bad. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3157 You think this will finally use up our deductible? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3158 Now I wish we'd bought Signature Care 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3159 Broke down area waiting for repairs! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3160 I'm afraid this interactive therapy is going nowhere. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3161 People always say I'm from the wrong side of the tracks. I'm starting to believe them. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3162 Damn the critics. Let's rearrange the deck chairs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3163 What kind of rehab is this again? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3164 Can you tell which way it is likely to go? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3165 When you said you wanted to eat at Subway, I thought you meant the other place. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3166 Were going to start a group action cliam 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3167 Sooner or later, everyone hits a third rail in therapy, David. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3168 [Client] I have this reoccurring nightmare where I'm about to get hit by a train... [Doctor] Nothing a little exposure therapy can't fix. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3169 You've seen one ER, you've seen 'em all. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3170 This time I'm worried! Our name is Katz not Cats 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3171 Reginald and Abigail had finally come to the realization that their relationship was not solely harmful; it was a train wreck in the making. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3172 Guess we didn't pass the Bechdel test? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3173 Imagine if the damn thing had been on time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3174 It's time to hop aboard. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3175 They can't deny us for benefits after this... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3176 After what Obama did to us, how could Hillary be any worse? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3177 You were right, the D train does smell kinda off. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3178 Why couldn't you just pay the bar tab?! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3179 So we're making our way down from the "A" Train, Duke? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3180 Our last session was a train wreck, but now I think we're on the right track. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3181 My insurance carrier insisted on an alternative delivery system for my medical care. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3182 I guess we won't be taking the "D" train to rehab. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3183 I know this sounds like a back-handed compliment, and it is, but this is the best Tinder date I've ever had. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3184 We should have riden the third rail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3185 I so enjoy this frequent rider lounge. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3186 Is this the best way to catch the train? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3187 When the club car opens, I'm gonna have a third-rail cocktail and you can order your usual absolut train wreck. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3188 I am grateful for a union that is always there to give us a break and not leave us behind. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3189 Surely there's got to be an easier way to proof the kid's algebra homework, Terry? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3190 In hindsight we could have found a better way to protest the line getting shut down. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3191 Don't look now, but this track was marked ACTIVE - NO RAIL FANS ALLOWED. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3192 To management, "Request additional 6 months sick leave, starting tomorrow." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3193 Worth it. Just love trains. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3194 Perfectly safe as long as you don't touch the third rail, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3195 Now we know that your decidophobia is greater than your siderodromophobia, and that is why last week we met in front of the train and not behind it like today. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3196 No, thinking about ones mortality is actually very common. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3197 They don't make locomotives the way they used to. In the old days, we'd have still been in the hospital for another two or three weeks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3198 ...and there’s no such thing as global warming. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3199 Somehow train watching isn't what I expected. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3200 Sure glad it's not the A train again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3201 Same light at the end of the tunnel as last time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3202 What kind of screw-up is this??? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3203 They ran us over once and I thought that would be the end of it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3204 It'd be kinda nice being in there right now wouldn't it? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3205 I hope they have sorted this couch to train service 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3206 We be laying laying down by the train listening to the tracks 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3207 So now that Scalia's gone, how's the Supreme Court gonna rule in Idiots vs MTA? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3208 I don't think our lives are going to stay on-track much longer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3209 For the last time, this is NOT the Highline. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3210 When it starts, what if it's going away from us? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3211 I'm feeling fine. How are you? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3212 It's not as safe to wait for the D train here, but at least it smells better than the platform. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3213 My doctor says I'll be able to get out of rehab real soon! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3214 I'm over my fear of flying, thanks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3215 It's so much more fun when Johnny Knoxville does it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3216 For the times a charm's sunset views over the Narrows. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3217 Wait, you don't have life insurance? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3218 How many 'likes' do you think will get on our Facebook page? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3219 This better work THIS time or you're a dead man. Actually... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3220 And that's a wrap 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3221 The D Train is being recalled to the station permanently. This is a perfect place for convalescence because a genius could create another HIGH LINE. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3222 Are you sure this is how David Blaine does it? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3223 Ah, that's better. I just needed a little break. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3224 Hit by train once shame on us. Hit by train twice.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3225 It's only my 3rd acupunkture session but it feels revolutionary. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3226 I think we need to the the R recovery line ! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3227 I think it's time our therapy changed track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3228 How about we get a cabin this time? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3229 I think it's time to go off the rails. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3230 Wait! I THINK I remembered the air brakes this time..... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3231 Obama care still sucks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3232 See?! This is exactly the type of HMO screw ups which are totally avoidable. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3233 Always reppin'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3234 This doesn't seem right .....think the realtor may have ment tract housing? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3235 I think you'll find that it's not the Doppler effect per se. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3236 Have you ever seen the movie "Trainspotting"? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3237 I would have preferred a better view, but the price was right. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3238 well, I think we've turned lemons into lemonade 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3239 I told you not to enter into a contest reserved for residents of the United States, Canada (except Quebec), Australia, the United Kingdom, or the Republic of Ireland. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3240 Eventually you'll begin to _fear_ getting hit by the train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3241 It seems to me to be a case of repetitive train injury. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3242 I don't think this is how the Wheelchair Assassins played chicken in DFW's Infinite Jest. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3243 I think I finally understand the meaning of the word "irony". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3244 Harry we lost track of our train!!! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3245 I sure hope Timmy gets the shot this time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3246 We are such pro train-wrecks! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3247 This is their idea of workmen's comp? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3248 we never should have moved to Canada. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3249 The train in the tunnel dream again? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3250 Oh Magoo, how come this roller coaster isn't moving? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3251 Anything new? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3252 Yesiree, we're the lucky ones. You should see where my cousin, Bob, the bridge painter, is recouping after HIS worker's comp accident, on the Verrazano. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3253 Unless this is the outbound track I think that we may be in for bigger problems. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3254 I think we really do live on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3255 In your case, 'the end of the line' is far safer than being 'on the fast track.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3256 "Sorry we're on break,don't blame us for your troubles". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3257 We needed Bill Harlan's goat (Old high school ditty) 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3258 I heard that if you got hit again, your body would balance itself out. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3259 This is The MTA with an important message: There has been a regression on the track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3260 They say, 'third time's the charm.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3261 I'll get up in a minute. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3262 Well the union contract did say we could take our breaks in the lounge... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3263 I told you reading between the lines was a bad idea 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3264 Whatever happens, make sure you don't touch the third rail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3265 Some waiting room. I understand the doctor's in training. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3266 We fall down the steps reading our New Yorker and this is how they make an example of us?? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3267 Are we really supposed to be comfortable doing this? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3268 I know I need to quit this, but I'm not sure I've hit 'rock bottom' yet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3269 OK, maybe they'll get it right this time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3270 Good idea to pre-bandage ourselves. That's real 7 Habits of Highly Effective People stuff right there, yup. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3271 Whose idea was it to rob FAO Schwarz? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3272 I can't find my ticket. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3273 Do you think the D stands for detrimental? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3274 First, waterboarding. Now this. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3275 I call it the My Line. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3276 I think we need to analyze why I'm the first victim being hit in your speeding train dream 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3277 So yes, your need for codependency is the need this will be our last session. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3278 Now that we paid our deductible, we'll get covered this time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3279 Most psychoanalysts would have predicted an F train again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3280 I hate Tom for doing this to us 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3281 I thought 'Obama-care' would go off the tracks 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3282 Are you certain Medicare will cover this? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3283 I don't know... it just seems easier than having to work. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3284 I'm a laid-back type of self-destructive. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3285 We have friendship goals Bill. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3286 You think we should move? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3287 Jeez, another goddamn D Train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3288 How 'bout those Mets? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3289 I'm wondering if we considered our settlement demands carefully enough, Bob. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3290 Where else you gonna get part-time and benefits? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3291 Their triage was good as far as it went! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3292 There has to be a better way to fight overcrowded beaches. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3293 Next time, I'm going to read the fine print on those discharge forms. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3294 We still must explore why you're obsessing over the D train when this is the C track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3295 Trying to save the $2.75 fare for that Coney Island hot dog will kill us for sure. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3296 They say the second time is less painful. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3297 Run over us once, shame on you! Run over us twice,shame on us! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3298 This didn't work out last time either. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3299 I'm beginning to have second thoughts on your exposure therapy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3300 One more session aught to be enough to overcome your fear of trains. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3301 So, I filed for disability and they told me it has to be a verified accident to receive payment. Well, this should do it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3302 They usually stop. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3303 Can we both agree Method Acting wasn't right for this film! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3304 It's rent controlled- now tell me more about your insecurities and anxieties....... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3305 What do you think we got wrong last time? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3306 It still beats paying for HBO. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3307 So, we need to face our fears. No matter how much it hurts! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3308 Staying on track can be such a bummer. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3309 I could live with these injuries but not with more of Trump and Cruz. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3310 So much for your idea of a staycation 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3311 Welcome to my house. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3312 Train surfing is for chickens 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3313 Those upper class hobos don't know what their missing! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3314 I forgot the punchline. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3315 Oh crap! I forgot to re-fill my MetroCard. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3316 Yeah, we missed it but you still can't say we've never caught a break. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3317 You really do only live once. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3318 Our doctor-patient relationship is on the wrong track. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3319 Again we are on the right track now for a disaster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3320 Do you think the train knew where it was going? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3321 This time, by God, they will let us on the train! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3322 Give me your tired, poor, broken, wretched, homeless, recession-tossed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3323 So, brainy, this double suicide idea has already cost three arms and a leg! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3324 Today, two old-men delayed the D-train departure. And now a word from our sponsor: Viagra. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3325 I'd rather watch 30 Rock from my comfy chair than run for the D train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3326 Are you sure we are on the right track to recovery? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3327 I'm beginning to think this homeopathic regimen isn't working. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3328 Let's continue where we left off last time...you were talking about your sense of doom, hmm? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3329 I told you not to pull the emergency cord. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3330 No question, this D-Train sound is way better than what you get from the A-Train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3331 With this final exercise, your desensitation will be complete. You will be cured of your siderodromophobia and can live a normal, healthy life. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3332 You would think they'd learn by now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3333 Did you tell the conductor to stop the train at 59th Street? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3334 I guess this one isn't the High Line either. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3335 I won't let him rename the "D" train to "Donald." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3336 Obamacare? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3337 Unlike me, you didn't get unparalleled treatment...that staff had no training whatsoever. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3338 I will get hit by a train for you~ 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3339 Going out on our own Eames like we said we would, Helen 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3340 That is so last season and that's why I like it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3341 You really have to be careful who you mingle with on these murder mystery train parties! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3342 We'll have to wrap up now: here comes my 10 o'clock. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3343 Let's hope it doesn't slow down because of train traffic in front us this time! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3344 I'm not sure about this new health plan... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3345 I'd really love a donut right about now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3346 This is definitely in network 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3347 Perhaps its time to call our real estate agent 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3348 Welcome to the Trump Traumatic Recovery Wing! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3349 I've got a bad feeling about this exposure therapy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3350 Earl, did you remember to turn off the lights? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3351 And to think, we paid almost a million for this view. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3352 Didn't the doctor say we should be 'on track' to recuperate? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3353 On-site treatment of siderodromophobia has its drawbacks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3354 It was traumatic for you, and for me, but there's plenty of hope in the science of mindfulness. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3355 Not to worry, George. New law -- pre-existing conditions are covered. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3356 You went too far just because the Harrisons bought a new SUV. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3357 Here she is, right on time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3358 It's only the D. I worry more about the El... Or worse yet, the F. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3359 I thought you said we would be in the lounge car. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3360 Have they not heard of "No Man Left Behind"! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3361 Okay honey, third time's a charm. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3362 I understand - It looks a lot worse than it appears, but you are on track for a speedy recovery. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3363 We seem to be cutting it close again, so get ready to roll, this time on the count of two… 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3364 Darn, I'm not supposed to move this arm. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3365 How do I know that after the duplicate experiment you won't want a triplicate? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3366 That reminds me: I also have a Vitamin D deficiency. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3367 I think we represent the other candidates in this tortured metaphor of the Republican primaries. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3368 These Driverless trains really work, call the union rep. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3369 I'm afraid that's all we have time for today...the "D" will be back in service before our session ends. Let's pick-up next week at the bottom of the Brooklyn Bridge. --Thanks, Doc. I sure appreciate the sliding scale. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3370 This is ok but I'm not going to Brussels! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3371 I think we were better off "off the rails". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3372 I have little doubt you could have found the words for these feelings. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3373 I'm starting to believe our wives are trying to kill us. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3374 How's this for a PSA? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3375 Nothing is ever easy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3376 Don't worry, you won't find a D train here, they take the bridge. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3377 Are you sure this time that the insurance company pays quadruple if the train is heading westbound at 90 miles per hour? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3378 You said you also have nightmares of falling out of airplanes? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3379 Death is late. Again! OR Gidot is late. Again! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3380 He must know all the handicapped parking spots were taken 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3381 If this doesn't cure your fear of the subway, nothing will. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3382 This could go one of two ways. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3383 Did we irritate someone? Why did they leave us here? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3384 ...The good news is that we'll be fully covered again under Obamacare. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3385 Okay, now let's visualize surviving even a more serious situation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3386 After this I think we'll be ready to tackle your fear the of heights. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3387 "I say dear fellow, don't touch the third rail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3388 Whose idea was it to play Blind Man's Bluff? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3389 Their first attempt at suicide wasn't a success, so... "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again", said by the famous William E. Hickson. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3390 How does it feel to be a human circuit breaker? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3391 You sure those are phantom shakes? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3392 'Tunnel vision' is derailing my marriage, Doc! I feel broken. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3393 Why yes, I do hear a speeding train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3394 Watch where your going train! Man trains just don't have respect for people anymore. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3395 Ever worry that we're on the wrong track? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3396 Is your rehab on track? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3397 Looks like the D-train caught US. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3398 This beats standing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3399 Work with me, Ted. It's called experiential psychology for a reason. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3400 I'd feel better if that "D" were changed to an "R." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3401 It's early, AGAIN! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3402 Oh no, there goes my other leg. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3403 I thought I could. I did too! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3404 I'm beginning to think that she was lying when she said this was a safe space... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3405 Yeah, one of these weeks they'll be movin' this old subway car, and we'll hafta find another place to reminisce... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3406 Sit back. Relax. La Donald will come to you! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3407 Assuming you survive the therapy, your risk addiction will be cured. Assuming you survive the therapy, your risk addiction will be cured. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3408 That was a close call! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3409 I'm afraid this will be our last session, Mr. Smith. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3410 The D Train is early today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3411 Don't worry, it is only the D train, and a woman is driving, the R will be along shortly. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3412 Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. Keith. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3413 This works much faster than aspirin alone. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3414 They're not gaining on us! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3415 Maybe we should try dodging firetrucks next time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3416 Were the rehab directives to "Rest up and train at Track 10" or to "Rest up and train with traction?!" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3417 "Why is the cartoon not viewable? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3418 Oh, I thought the train would never make it here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3419 Another day, another dollar! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3420 Nah, we have plenty of time it's an NJ Transit train 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3421 Since we don't have the money to live where you want and you won't live on the other side of the tracks, what other option is there? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3422 It would have been much worse if the train had wheels on the other track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3423 Well, I'd say we have a 50/50 chance. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3424 There are better ways to decouple. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3425 You chose the best spot to heal. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3426 When my ex-wife said she was taking my Vitra lounger I knew that this is the only solution. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3427 I guess this really wraps it up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3428 hold your breath now, pumpkin, the train will remove the cast quicker than you can say Jack Robinson 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3429 Now that we are comfortable, tell me about your dog. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3430 We’ll conquer your fear of the metro even if it … 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3431 A blank slate mystifies on Monday-more coffee,please. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3432 Remember what dad said. Stay clear of that third rail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3433 When the actual D train has a bigger hit than the movie, The D Train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3434 A, B, and C trains were a piece of cake. But it's a long way to the Z train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3435 If we are doing this again, we are on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3436 I'm thinking we should go back to turnstile jumping. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3437 I told you, things are always better the second time around 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3438 YOU SEE, DR., MY MOTHER NEVER LOVED ME... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3439 I guess this is what passes for healthcare these days. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3440 Don't worry. The D-Train is punctual 82% of the time. We'll catch the next one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3441 Relax... Everything will be fine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3442 This Augmented Reality tech is brilliant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3443 Now we're being left in a tunnel? Could our day get any worse? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3444 They say the third suicide attempt' the charm 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3445 No problem. That's the end of the line. It never gets this far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3446 Two days. I've been specializing in aversion therapy for two days. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3447 Alternative to smoking 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3448 I just called the doctor - he says we're on track to get much worse. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3449 I feel an epiphany coming! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3450 Yeah, it looks like this one needs new brakes, too -- 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3451 It's absurd to say there's a relationship between CTE and lounging on railroad tracks! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3452 Dag nab it, that sheriff has one fast horsey! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3453 This waiting room will be the death of us. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3454 I understand the importance of getting our lives back on track after the accident, but I'm not sure this is what the doctor had in mind. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3455 Let's make this one count. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3456 Sometimes in life we never know whats going to hit us. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3457 I really look forward to our Friday sessions. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3458 The view from the third rail. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3459 Remember - this time I get the first ambulance. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3460 Only you would pick train dummy over car dummy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3461 When the agent said the listing was a tad rustic but very convenient to the D Train, we should have asked, "How rustic and how convenient?" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3462 When ya gonna get your license back? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3463 Maybe 4 a day somewhere. Why? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3464 Tell me again, Fred, what's that word for "calm after the storm'? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3465 Relax. They announced a sick passenger. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3466 Have you considered a visit to your happy place? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3467 Chair men of the bored. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3468 I told you he'd come back to apologize. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3469 Oh, it's just D train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3470 What's he grinning about? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3471 That sign says D train. You told me we were here for the Punch Line. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3472 It's not piracy if it's 'Tracks of My Tears,' pronounced like 'chairs...' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3473 You call this progress? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3474 The D train is the fastest way to Yankee Stadium. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3475 We have to keep working on your fear of trains. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3476 What pre-existing conditions? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3477 You're right. It's right on time this morning. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3478 We don't sweat the small stuff. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3479 When we get there, I'll take you to Nathan's. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3480 The D is so unreliable. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3481 This was the cheapest office that I could afford. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3482 Projection: Not fast enough. Will only break my glasses. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3483 Quick question, remember how we got here? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3484 How many times do we have to go over this, Chuck? If a train leaves the station at 9:15 AM and there are... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3485 They never give us a full 15 minute break anymore. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3486 I hope the light at the end of the tunnel is on my left 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3487 I would give my right arm for that chair. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3488 I keep telling you this isn't the luge run. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3489 I have a new appreciation for riding the rails. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3490 Well you're definitely not subwayphobic. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3491 It never occurred to me that the judge would award us the subway car as punitive damages. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3492 Who the hell booked this re-match? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3493 We're on track for recovery. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3494 Was this your first subway mugging? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3495 There's gotta be an easier way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3496 I heard of traveling psychologists, but this takes it to a new level. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3497 These new training sessions are wearing me out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3498 It's known as vibrational rehab - you'll see...... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3499 Looks like they boarded the hobos instead. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3500 We'll jump when my left hand gives the signal! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3501 He said that the D will take us to Coney Island 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3502 Life is about putting your best foot forward and then seeing where things lead 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3503 Never thought we'd derail like this 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3504 Don't touch that third rail. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3505 This time my lawyer says they will have no basis to claim they did not know we were this crazy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3506 Doc, I think I am getting over my train fetish. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3507 I have a big beautiful plot reserved on cloud nine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3508 I wish something would happen to impact my recovery time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3509 whoa. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3510 Imagine where we'd be without Obamacare! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3511 I still say if we didn't take enough Vicodin; this will really hurt. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3512 This will help me get rid of my itchy cast. What's your excuse? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3513 I am not sure the insurance company is going to buy this. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3514 I think we're on the right track. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3515 Wow this television is really realistic! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3516 We probably shouldn't have signed up for the fast-track coverage. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3517 But, it's like I told you last time: What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3518 I thought you said this was going to be the A Train... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3519 Still less painful then going through our insurance. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3520 Now I want you to pay attention to how this makes you feel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3521 For the next visit, let's focus on reducing stress. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3522 Sue for a million? That train just left. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3523 Well... At least we found out our final stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3524 This doctor is in training! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3525 Tom's new therapist was a train wreck. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3526 How does the train stay on the tracks? There are no wheels on the right side. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3527 What more could possibly happen to us here? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3528 I thought you said the D didn't run on Easter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3529 The way our lucks been going lately, I can't believe it missed us. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3530 Are you sure we're on the side track this time? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3531 This is not what I meant when I said that we should downsize and travel more. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3532 Don't tell me you forgot to change the signal to red. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3533 It's getting late but can you raise your good arm higher? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3534 Why don't you just buy a watch? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3535 I've named my penis Mr. Bates. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3536 Today I'm going to have to cut you off early. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3537 It would be the last time either of them said "What could possibly go wrong?" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3538 If this doesn't work, we'll try a Trump rally again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3539 Dr. Mortimer's dream theory suffers a major setback. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3540 As they say: try, try again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3541 This is the High Line, isn't it? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3542 Well, Gary, let's hope the third time's the charm for these life insurance policies. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3543 I told you, the Drumpf train would be worse. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3544 You won't have to worry about the bill. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3545 Some wrap party, where is everyone? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3546 I hate waiting for trains, don't you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3547 We have to stop playing chicken with this train 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3548 That was unexpected. Have you seen the movie Ghost? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3549 Our Godot will be tomorrow's Hamilton. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3550 Oh man, I wanted to get struck by the E train this time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3551 In spite of the occasional intrusions, it's a decent place. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3552 I wonder what the boss meant by "Re-Training". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3553 This should cement our disability case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3554 Rest in "pieces." - Thomas the train 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3555 So if we live we'll finally be covered by our insurance plan? Cool. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3556 The D train is much, much faster than the A train, trust me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3557 Life's ten percent training and eighty percent toughness. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3558 Don't worry. This time I know we've got it right. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3559 I really should have sent you to a hypnotist 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3560 That's nice, but we're here for catharsis, not deja vu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3561 Noise ?? What noise ?? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3562 You sure doing this again is a good idea? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3563 If you miss the "A" train You'll find you've missed the quickest way to Harlem. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3564 Rehab's Rehab. Besides, it's covered, minus the co-pay. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3565 Second time lucky. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3566 Trust me, immersion therapy is the only cure for siderodromophob… 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3567 Maybe we should call it The Breaking of Pelham 1 2 3 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3568 Doc, this is the perfect location to talk about my past! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3569 My wife says train spotting isn't a real man's hobby. I'm here to tel..... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3570 I'm thinking sky diving next. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3571 Some people never learn...doing the same over and over, but expecting different results! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3572 I think the D Train is more reliable 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3573 This Obamacare has gone way too far 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3574 I think our therapy session have been on the wrong track 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3575 Oh no, not the D train again! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3576 I don't think is what they had in mind when they said "Sit back and relax!" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3577 Our Die is Cast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3578 I know it will stop this time! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3579 The doctor said to stay on track and we should heal just fine 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3580 Nobody said couch surfing would be easy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3581 Is that what he meant by escapade? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3582 Solidarity, my foot...no sit-down strike was meant to go this far. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3583 Brace yourself??? Not funny, Sid. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3584 I usually take the A train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3585 I have been through this before; and you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3586 Man, I wish I knew how to quit you! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3587 I'm not moving again. You? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3588 i think i can-in confidence-confirm, mr egglesby- that yours is an authentic case of 'one-track-mind' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3589 I hope your ex was right, when she said, "third time's a charm!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3590 'I'm pretty sure we're on the right side of the tracks now.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3591 If this train left the station 20 minutes ago, how long will it take the ambulance to meet us at the next one? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3592 Do you think SPF 50 is enough for now? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3593 We'll show them all that we will stand up for our beliefs, and never be moved. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3594 This isn't what I meant by 'see you on the other side.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3595 I'm telling you, this is it. The VA never makes a mistake. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3596 Look Sid, This is the 'D' train, you've had the chaise-lounge for 'A', 'B' and 'C' already. I get it for 'E' through 'H'. Beyond that, the good Lord willing, we can discuss who gets what chair for the remainder. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3597 Stop complaing. They're always late. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3598 I got this one tangling with a rickshaw in Calcutta 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3599 I think it went, "Take the A-Train." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3600 We're testing the dummies on board. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3601 Just waiting for the Malbec Train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3602 Can't we find another way to get me in touch with my feelings? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3603 Looks like we're on the wrong side of the tracks again 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3604 Johnny? What does deja vu mean again? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3605 So let's talk about your irrational fear of trains. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3606 I'd like to discuss with you a better way of dealing with your nightmares 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3607 This is cheaper than my HMO. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3608 Let's hope it stops this time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3609 "D" must have been for Donald, not Democrat 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3610 Now that's a fast HMO Express! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3611 "I told you we were on the wrong track". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3612 This is stupid, Rex. Assisted suicide is legal in this state. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3613 Trust me, by now we should be immune to collisions. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3614 Again? C'mon, what're the odds? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3615 "If you see something, say something." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3616 So, I said, pay a little more and get the lower deductible, but no... she says the rates are too high as it is. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3617 I sat us here because the other side has the third rail. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3618 At least the co-pay got us this far. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3619 The morpheme's wearing off. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3620 Just worry about the third rail, okay? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3621 I haven't quite reached my annual deductible yet, how 'bout you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3622 Do you get the feeling we live on the wrong side of the tracks? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3623 I say, "Let's give it another 30 minutes, then we'll do the numbers" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3624 Now in this particular role play, you simply remember not to touch the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3625 This is not a caption, it is a comment: I am sorry, but being French, and after what happened in Brussels yesterday, nothing can be funny about that. PLEASE REMOVE this week's drawing contest. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3626 You and I, we're gonna keep trying to lick this subway phobia of yours, if it's the last thing we do! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3627 So the other day, my boss threw me under the bus. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3628 I now own six of these. It's worth it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3629 Make no bones about it--the train is never, never late. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3630 Wow you were able to get front row seats for the D train again..... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3631 Give me your tired, poor, broken, wretched refuse, homeless, recession-tossed, teeming city. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3632 I told you all we would do jumping off the roof was break a few bones. Now this ought to work!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3633 when the presidential elections hit 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3634 Why did they get rid of the caboose 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3635 Which way do you think it's going? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3636 Like you said---the D stands for Dare. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3637 I seem to have one medical emergency after another lately. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3638 Why does it matter Donald, they already blew up the Train? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3639 Don't you think we've had enough training already? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3640 No problem, we're at 206th street. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3641 They're gaining on us. Who are these guys? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3642 That concludes our sessions on trains, next week we'll move to airplanes 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3643 Life was easier before PETA. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3644 Too bad we missed the F Train. This is what happens when you get stuck taking the D Train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3645 I wouldn't have taken him literally when he said we were on track for retirement. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3646 Well, there's always parachute-less skydiving. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3647 We're in a safe space 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3648 Patient exhibits signs of derailment. What color tie should I wear tomorrow? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3649 This train fare costs an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3650 I don't get it. I've always heard "just stay away from the third rail and you'll be fine." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3651 Let's go for broke. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3652 Well Mr. Dillon, it looks like our time is up for today. Same time next week? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3653 I am depressed that this is our last session. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3654 Can't you see why we can't meet here.... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3655 I`m not going to rail about living on the tracks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3656 I told you the express would be quicker! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3657 Sometimes, I just feel accident-prone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3658 ... and you will feel no more pain at the count of three ... 1... 2... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3659 I'm voting for Bernie! My hedge fund is in the toilet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3660 Is it lightning or transit trains you can only be hit by once? I always get confused. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3661 Bob, do you feel like play bowling tomorrow? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3662 This is the only "surge pricing" I can afford. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3663 Well, you were late Bob - it's Spring forward. The good seats in front of the train were taken. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3664 I hear the food is pretty good at Bellevue. It will sure beat living on the train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3665 Us jumping off the roof helped with your vertigo. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3666 My big shot brother is into extreme sports so I thought for once I'd outdo him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3667 I dunno Bob, I just feel like Trump speaks for me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3668 I think we can qualify for half-fare now. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3669 Luckily, we are time travelers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3670 Don't sweat the delay, Phil. This time we're the sick ones. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3671 What 1-800 number is our attorney again? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3672 I was just thinking, the "El" with it all. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3673 The air down here is going to kill us one of these days. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3674 I love living at the last stop. You don't have to rush to catch the train. It always travels in your direction. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3675 Oh, great! Another insecurity dream about our sex life. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3676 The Doctor just said, 'Stay out of harm's way from now on and you'll be all right.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3677 See Tracks? Think Train! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3678 I still miss Johnny Carson. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3679 Yep, it's all about being mindful and noticing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3680 Here comes our nemesis! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3681 He told me to avoid the tird rail, but nothing about minding the gap. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3682 On second thought, I don't find your fear of trains unhealthy 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3683 Bow Down Yoga isn't right for everyone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3684 Well she didn't say not to 'lounge' in the subway, 'darling' - but I guess that was implied. (Petula Clark reference - GOOGLE it). 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3685 There must be an easier way to get hit with a train of thought! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3686 I just switched my health insurance 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3687 I'm thinking of getting another hobby 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3688 Don't worry, it all will heal till the next one comes 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3689 I told you to find a place near the D Line, not on the D Line! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3690 I'm beginning to think the new product durability standards are a little extreme. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3691 My lawyer says if I can keep faking it I am on track for a big settlement. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3692 Relax, you've met your annual deductible. From here on it's just a simple co-pay. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3693 It was supposed to be the A train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3694 If you're not committed to the therapeutic relationship, there's not much I can do to help you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3695 I hope it does a better job this time ! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3696 Can't say we didn't try. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3697 Aren't we all in some way damaged? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3698 Don't worry; we're on the E train track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3699 Doc said if we stay on track we'll get better faster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3700 You are really certain that it is going the other way!!? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3701 Does 'lightening doesn't strike the same place twice' apply to us? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3702 I told you we should take the A train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3703 Now that we have Obamacare we can live where we want. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3704 Lenny, go ahead and wake me up when you hear it coming 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3705 Lightning never strikes twice. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3706 Don't worry, if you don't make it this time I won't bill you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3707 I'd rather be at a trump rally 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3708 We'll get it right this time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3709 I’d say belly-boarding trains have seen their heyday. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3710 Hair of the dog, Smythe. Do I have to explain everything? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3711 what's he going to do, hit us? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3712 My agent assured me this is our new health provider office. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3713 Wait, is it coming or going? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3714 That’s the last time I’m going to fight those jam-packed crowds on the 5:06 out of Grand Central. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3715 Are you sure we have the right train THIS time? Yeah, you're gonna love spring break in a Miami hospital dude! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3716 Waiting for a late train is like adding insult to injury. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3717 Jeb?" "Yes, Marco." "Is that D as in Donald? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3718 How is this any better than your last idea? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3719 Next stop: that Grand Concourse in the sky. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3720 I'm beginning to think this may not be a convalescent home. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3721 We were rehabing until the D train passed by us! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3722 And how long have you had this fear of the letter"D"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3723 Next week, can I confront my fear of the B train? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3724 wow-it sure was lucky we were hit by the train on the way to the orthopedic surgery conference 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3725 I gotta say, Bill, I'm starting to feel really run down lately. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3726 You brought I D...right? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3727 Jezz, those wheels look less painful. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3728 The Broken Boneyard 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3729 I'll prove to you that it wasn't the third rail. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3730 I told you not to sign that timeshare contract. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3731 Two more incidents and that week in Jamaica is ours! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3732 Whatever happened to 'if you see something, say something'? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3733 I guess the 'D' doesn't stand for dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3734 They say never touch the third rail 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3735 Say what you will but the GOP replacement for Obamacare costs less and cuts down on red tape and wait times! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3736 once again, David Brooks wrote a column that many people thought was insufferably smug! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3737 Relax, they always stop for a sick passenger. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3738 Let me start off today's session by stating that as a result of your desensitization therapy I'm now more afraid of psychiatrists than trains. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3739 Okay, suit yourself. We DON'T need faster download speeds. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3740 If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3741 I know we botched the first attempt but this should put the naysayers to shame! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3742 Let's see if Obamacare will pay for this one. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3743 Of course I support him, he knows what this country was found on - only the strong survive. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3744 One last settlement – to make sure we’re comfortable. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3745 Still better than a sick passenger on the train ahead. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3746 Now do you understand the difference between "furnished sublet" and "furnished subway let?" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3747 And you said "Parkour, anyone? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3748 Oh! Cherish this crushing, D trains are rare! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3749 We should probably call off this experiment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3750 Who could guess it--run over by an optical illusion. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3751 Accessible ! Why do you think the Dodgers left. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3752 Jake, test drive was miserably rough. Definitely needs wheels on both sides. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3753 We could use a transfer. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3754 In these times of uncertainty, I find the inevitability of a moving train to be oddly reassuring. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3755 You're sure this scene is meant to be ironic, right? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3756 No, I don't know the definition of insanity. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3757 Our lawyers are going to make a bundle on this. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3758 Until the third rail starts to tingle, don't even begin to worry about the train. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3759 Well, we've finally arrived at our place on the beaten track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3760 This time appears to be more than just an error in judgment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3761 Hang-on! Wouldn't this be a total "tunnel-vision" on things?!? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3762 they must really think that D will me on time if there are no sick passengers onboard. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3763 Who knew that staying of track is so dangerous. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3764 I feel like we're finally getting back on track... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3765 You said 'Take the D train! Take the D Train! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3766 It's deja vu time. Let the fear abate and the healing begin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3767 A $100 co-pay for Fentanyl! Did you hear Part D's gone mobile--You don't say? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3768 This is just brief detour until Hell's Kitchen. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3769 Why do I feel like a straight man in a cynical cartoon? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3770 Mikey the Slipper's "Shrink and Fall" session was almost out of time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3771 Its "D"train boss, its "D"train!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3772 Your leg is damn good but The Flying Scotsman gave me this arm 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3773 We miss everything!!!!! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3774 This is my last one. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3775 I don't think it matters that it's "only a local." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3776 Retraining. You? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3777 I never knew train-spotting in a city would be such a dangerous hobby. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3778 Oh snap, here comes the 5:08 to Pelham again! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3779 Beats the porch every time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3780 maybe they will get it right this time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3781 They think they might have worked out the bugs in the brakes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3782 Be careful not to touch the third rail-- It's electrified. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3783 You're sure THIS time that the teleporter's batteries are fully charged? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3784 Law school just paid for itself. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3785 I'm not so sure I want my life back on track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3786 Oh nothing, I thought you said something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3787 "This is the best hospital, isn't it Larry?" (by Frances Bell, age 6) 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3788 My staycation has it all: saving money, beating crowds, avoiding sun exposure. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3789 This should cure your fear of trains. Or kill us. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3790 When does the damn local come? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3791 The train says "D"! Don't worry bro. It means "Don't move". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3792 Don't touch that third rail, Bill. They say it electrocutes you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3793 Time to stop blaming others for problems. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3794 Fool me once, shame on me; fool me twice... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3795 Where's our parking placard? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3796 So amped to be dead I straight up hate my life lol. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3797 Intimations of mortality? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3798 He knows us now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3799 So let me get this straight... The train is Medicare, we're Medicaid and the third rail is Social Security? Oh, right, the third rail is under your foot. Now I see. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3800 Sorry, you were saying about the accident? I momentarily lost your train of thought... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3801 I feel a breakthrough coming. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3802 I know she has a tendency to roll-over you, but lets see if we can get this relationship back on track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3803 The D train is late today. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3804 Are you sure that this is the best way to overcome my fear of the D train? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3805 Same here--haven't got the sense I was born with. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3806 It’s just one damn train after another. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3807 So you also think quality control's an iffy career path. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3808 Mind the third rail, dear. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3809 I kept telling you: See something say something! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3810 It's my job as your therapist to help you address all your fears. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3811 You know I can't help but feel the concept of position, position, position is entirely risk free... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3812 'Get right back on that horse' sounded good at the time! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3813 I find that staycations have an element of adventure, too. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3814 I'm sure glad the doctor told us to relax and not train so much. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3815 " That railroad pension plan isn't as good as I had hope it would be". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3816 Exposure therapy takes time. But perhaps we should have started with your social anxieties. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3817 It was a hell of a ride. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3818 We're here to get the trains back on track. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3819 You'll be fine. We're nowhere near the third rail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3820 What a painful vacation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3821 I'm thinking this time is not going to be better! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3822 It's a new method I read about. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3823 D train D train the train is coming. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3824 No, I don't think you're on the right track yet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3825 I cannot tell if the train is coming or going 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3826 It's immersion therapy. No risk, no gain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3827 I sure hope collision avoidance works better this time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3828 It's like waiting for the Republican presidential nominee to be announced 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3829 whose your lawyer ? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3830 I think this is our stop 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3831 So that's what was causing all the rumbling. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3832 You've been hearing things...aanndd... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3833 Again, the Choo Choo Train is NOT going to stop. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3834 Yes, well, terrorists are much more likely there than here, Dudley. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3835 I heard the renovated Medacaid office is quite efficient. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3836 I call it 'extreme rebirthing.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3837 We will be on Easy Street...no really that's the next stop. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3838 You wait till now to tell me their liability insurance is capped? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3839 Third time's a charm, right Phil? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3840 Betcha they put the other wheels on before we heal. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3841 Maybe this time we'll get it right. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3842 Failure of the euthanasia activists makes life harder. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3843 This should cure your D-Trainaphobia. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3844 Just missed us! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3845 I believe the D train is a bit early today...... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3846 Same time next week, but maybe a different location? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3847 I'm beginning to question the wisdom of LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3848 Try to relax... another train should be coming through soon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3849 So Superman vs. Batman has come down to this? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3850 'The lower cost of underground psychotherapy is a result of increased risk." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3851 You idiot! I said I wanted to go TO Subway! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3852 I put all my chips on this one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3853 the new armchair traveling 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3854 Our other clinic is in Monument Valley 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3855 Are you sure you signed up for Obamacare? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3856 At least we gave as good as we got. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3857 This last time will conclude your desensitization treatment, your fear of trains will finally be gone. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3858 agreed, the last track did have impact, but let's skip this one! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3859 I hate to say 'I told you so,' but you just had to vote for a candidate who promised to cut Medicare. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3860 I don't think it's so much the bandages, our our proximity to the trains, I just don't think we're catching the kind of rays in here we had expected. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3861 That may stand for deja vu--and what's gonna happen this time to us. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3862 Dang it, Slim. This posse rocks! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3863 See? I told you. If we had taken the LIRR we still won't be home by now, and we'd be outdoors in the snow. That's how it could "get any worse." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3864 How do we know this isn't Virtual Reality? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3865 I still believe it: what doesn't kill you ... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3866 All this medical care is free now. So happy! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3867 I heard the new R-211's will have digital video screens. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3868 My pain management doctor says I'm on the right track to recovery. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3869 I told the ambulance driver that I won't be able to train for a while! I'm not sure he understood! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3870 We sure 'kicked the tires' on that one, didn't we? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3871 ?? "Pardon me, boy, is that the Chattanooga choo-choo?" ?? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3872 Thought you said the worst was over 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3873 At least we'll have coverage in prison. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3874 They say the third time's the charm. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3875 Do you smell urine? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3876 Preoccupy yourself enough to relax. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3877 The beaten in their natural habitat, the beaten path. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3878 It does halfway work but these other consequences are a pain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3879 . . . HR said the company had a new fast-track accident recovery plan . . . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3880 I knew we should have used the express the first time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3881 If we can make it here, we can make it anywhere. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3882 You're right, this is way better than taking the F. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3883 Don't worry, they're just testing the whistle on this one. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3884 If it backs over us we can sue for double! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3885 I know taking the plane is faster, but how can you beat this leg room? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3886 Batman to Superman: It's showtime now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3887 Our new vacation policy really hurts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3888 Tom, you really put the D in analysand 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3889 Well Doc, like I told you in our last session, I feel as if everyone is out to get me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3890 Maybe this isn't what the doctor meant when he said to try to get back on track 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3891 I think we're on the verge of a breakthrough. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3892 We got off real lucky, Ernest Borgnine might have been on duty. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3893 "I always said you'd do anything for the D". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3894 There is no light at the end of this road. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3895 The 5:24 is right on time--unfortunately. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3896 Whoops, looks like our session ran a little long again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3897 before I get off track, let me tell you how I broke my arm... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3898 I thought you said this was the B line. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3899 We won't protest this time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3900 I know this is painful for you, but it is nothing compared to Manhattan Office rental rates. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3901 Exposure therapy only works if you want it to work.....and if you survive. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3902 I think we need to talk again about your man-of-steel vision. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3903 Yes, it's a risk, but think of how exciting it is to live on the West Side! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3904 I asked for which doctor's office has the shortest wait time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3905 I told you we should of used Uber to go to the clinic. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3906 Here's hoping we'll miss the next one. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3907 Why do we always miss the D-train? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3908 If at first you don't succeed, try, try, TRY AGAINNNNNNN... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3909 Being an immigrant sucks 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3910 This would have been much faster in Oregon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3911 We've got to get our obamacare in before the election frank! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3912 This is gonna hurt... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3913 Where's Fearless Fosdick when you need him? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3914 We're safe here. The 'D' train never backs up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3915 So, in our last session we discussed wish fulfillment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3916 This is definitely the most injuries I've ever received during Spring Training 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3917 So much of life is just down to luck. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3918 What the hell? Yeah, I'll give you a refund if this doesn't work! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3919 Don't get too comfortable. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3920 You know why they call it the "D" train don't you? Because we're f@cked. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3921 will it hurt? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3922 One can only hope that the second time around will be more successful 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3923 "Boy, our last session was a train wreck!. I think we're on the right track now". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3924 Talk about Paris! They have just announced another strike on line D of the RER! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3925 I hope like hell they get the lighting right on this take. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3926 If "D" stands for "Decisive Death"...why is there only one.... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3927 Are you sure this is what the doctor meant when he said we should be on track for a full recovery? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3928 When I said 'we were going to catch the train,' I didn't think you would take me literally! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3929 It's transference not transference 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3930 Even the wrong side of the tracks would be better than this. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3931 Your thought is, risk should not be avoided? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3932 We've cured your fear of death! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3933 We'll be safe here, if the train goes any further it goes into the washing station. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3934 I hope this is the end of the line. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3935 Remember the phrase, "first come, first serve?" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3936 I am pretty pumped to make the 'playing chicken' final, but must admit that the wear and tear is getting to me 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3937 At least the A train blew the whistle and put on the brakes 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3938 Obamacare works! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3939 What if I were to say there is no such thing as an accident? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3940 We're just a couple of guys with some LOCO motives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3941 At least we don't have to worry about getting a seat. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3942 Look Doc, I DO want to face my fears, but when I spoke of the light at the end of the tunnel, this is not what I meant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3943 Go ahead and shoot, we're all carrying cap guns. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3944 I just hate when there's "train traffic ahead" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3945 I told you we should've signed up for Medicare 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3946 Aren't you happy? This way we save the airfare to Oregon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3947 When is something interesting gonna happen? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3948 This wasn't the breakthrough I had in mind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3949 I can't believe the insurance company only pays for full body casts. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3950 You say 'it felt like being hit by a train' too often. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3951 If this doesn't cure you of your fear of trains, I don't know what will. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3952 Something tells me Congress just voted on that bill extending MedEvac funding. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3953 Who knew the Bronx was up and the Battery down 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3954 If at first you don't succumb,try, try again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3955 I know! But they tell me my deductibles are right on track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3956 3 down 99,997 to go. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3957 Big Apple ingenuity--not owning a car doesn't mean you can't play Chicken. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3958 Well, I'm glad that's over! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3959 So once again, I think it's time to stop. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3960 I thought you said we would have time to recuperate! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3961 When Trump is presidente he'll make it all beautiful and great again! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3962 Still think the Low Line is the next High Line? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3963 So tell me, my dear analyst, does this cartoon make any sense? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3964 They always return to the scene of the crime. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3965 Sometimes you just need to kick back, relax, and let the D come to you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3966 I'm pretty sure they said the MTA have the best coverage 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3967 I think our last gig was too risky 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3968 Barry, It's cheaper than amputation by a surgeon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3969 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3970 At least the primaries are over. The general election shouldn't be as bad. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3971 Good thing psychiatrists a required to be M.D.s. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3972 They said physical therapy might hurt. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3973 At that speed we should get where we are going in a New York minute 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3974 The lawyer called about our eminent domain appeal 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3975 You know, Harvey, I've always loved your proactive spirit. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3976 I wonder what the D stands for? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3977 Stop me if you've heard this one 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3978 I don't think I like this the new Medicare Part D prescription plan. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3979 they don't call it the "track lounge" for nothing 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3980 I'm telling you...The NTSB said that all he had was a poppy seed bagel. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3981 Thanks Obama. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3982 Uh oh. If the "B" train stood for broken bones... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3983 Perhaps we should reschedule? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3984 Sooner or later we need to find Zoe! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3985 I know that I was wrong about the freeway, but we should be safe here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3986 I think that lawyer sent us to the wrong track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3987 To take or to catch a train? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3988 Do you find the near miss less exhilarating than it once was? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3989 Looks like the New Yorker is insensitive to the innocent lives lost in the subway to terrorism in Brussels. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3990 I prefer F train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3991 Dont worry. We know breaks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3992 1. Watch out for the third rail. 2. This commute is killing me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3993 I don't know why, but ever since our accident I feel like my life is about to go off the rails. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3994 Maybe giving Dinah that banjo was a mistake. Why, she hasn't blown her horn in MONTHS! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3995 Now THIS therapy should do the trick! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3996 I am positive that I said that I wanted the "D" train; not that I wanted to be detrained! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3997 I think our hour is up. Same time next week ? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3998 "Easy come,easy go". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3999 Is this where Trump, going to rail us ????with the D???? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4000 Well that just D-alined my bones 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4001 This is the ONLY way to get a free ride! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4002 After all we've been through, you picked one hell of a way to get to the Bronx! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4003 We're trying to be the first New Yorkers to get hit by every train. 3 down, 19 to go. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4004 Tell me again why the test dummies need a vacation? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4005 I don't think this is what the boss meant when he told you to train me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4006 Unfortunately, the hour is up, but I think your life is back on track. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4007 Just get us out of our misery please 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4008 Perhaps after A to C, D Train will cure you of your siderodromophobia 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4009 Next year, I pick the vacation spot. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4010 It's outside of network. But it has been precertified. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4011 Better not take that HMO train, it could be worse! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4012 You're repeating the same mistake. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4013 This is the only thing that alleviates my depression. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4014 I always feel worse going to Brooklyn than arriving from it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4015 I've tested a lot of products for a lot of purposes, but who's going to buy train proof outdoor furniture? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4016 You should see his bookshelf on GoodReads. No wonder he hasn't gotten to the ADA. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4017 I don't think this will get them the results they were looking for 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4018 See you on the other side, Frank. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4019 Don't worry. I've got malpractice insurance up the ying yang. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4020 D Train: Train of the damned. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4021 Oh God, here we go again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4022 This exposure therapy is really dangerous. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4023 huh, what? You sure now how to pick to noisiest places to spend time at 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4024 "The conductor's first and last words to me were "hello" and goodbye". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4025 Yet another failure in reconnaissance. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4026 Nothing like a little more pain to start the morning. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4027 It gets ya comin' and goin'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4028 If we cause a wreck we're screwed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4029 Not MY president. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4030 I hope we get seats together. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4031 This is the second case of crash test dummy delusion that I've seen today! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4032 Just sit back and enjoy the ride. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4033 Passed by as if we were not even here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4034 Maybe we should switch to the local. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4035 Is this the train waiting for the wrecks that have already happened? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4036 Sign my cast for good luck. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4037 SAY "LITERALLY" AGAIN. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4038 Is the "D" train going to make "us" great again? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4039 I thought you said third trail. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4040 No doubt about it, healthcare is the third rail. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4041 Maybe this one won't hit me as hard as my divorce. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4042 Did you leave a note for the therapist? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4043 "Relax, the "Mobile Hospital' is just as good". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4044 I regret nothing! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4045 The doctor said we shouldn't move. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4046 I thought you said this tunnel was sealed off? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4047 Bill I think your phone is buzzing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4048 Let's enjoy the moment... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4049 D worst way to get Workman's Comp 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4050 They haven't worked out the details, but 'subwaycare' makes it easier for family and friends to reach you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4051 Next reunion's on the #2 line! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4052 You're right. Train Squatting was a silly idea 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4053 I want to thank you for sticking with me through this office move. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4054 Yeah, D is for disabled, but we'll be back on track in afew weeks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4055 Dr. could we go back to just talking about insanity definitions? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4056 Has The New Yorker come around to dick jokes? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4057 I'm upping your fee to 5k an hour. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4058 I had a tough life but passing those turnstiles was way over the top. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4059 This is the last time we are riding economy class. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4060 BOB MANKOFF 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4061 Ever since you read " My Year of Living Dangerously" I think you've proved your point but now you've gone off the rails. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4062 Pre-existing conditions will not prevent us from winning a lawsuit. Or they won't prevent us from getting health insurance? Obama has made it all so complicated. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4063 Reruns? Do we have to stay? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4064 You think there will be similar ADA accommodations at Coney Island? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4065 By golly, Bob, we've finally trained them! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4066 In order for these sessions to work, we need to stay on track. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4067 I told you we should have read the fine print before signing up for Obamacare! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4068 So then she said it was time for 'exposure therapy'... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4069 You're right, it's hard to pin that one on mom. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4070 I thought that went well - considering 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4071 Train workers never strike twice! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4072 Spring break therapist 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4073 I think it's time you approach your therapy with a little more urgency. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4074 I knew this boycott for a lounge car was a bad idea! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4075 Just one more good insurance settlement and I'll be all set for retirement. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4076 The view from this Airbnb isn't that much better than the last one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4077 So glad we got off the D train, Harry. Who, exactly, told you to add spontaneity to our marriage?! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4078 jumping off the lazy train took more work than expected 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4079 You have to be on the tracks to get hit by the train. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4080 Let's just watch the ballgame at home, you said... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4081 I never realized how dangerous streaming could be. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4082 Yes, of course our situation is lamentable. But I’ve got some news for you, Harry. Our situation is not nearly as lamentable as the prospect of being struck by a subway car that is rolling toward us even without a set of wheels. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4083 This train almost never backs up. In fact, I've only seen it do that once. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4084 Did Frank Underwood recommend you? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4085 Well, the doctor recommended traction. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4086 I swore I'd help you or die trying. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4087 You ever get the feeling you've been cheated? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4088 It DOES remind me of The Little Engine That Could! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4089 Darn! My cast itches. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4090 Are you gonna breake my all of bones!!!??? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4091 Next time Fred... You sit in the front seat... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4092 Do you think we'll get dental this time? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4093 I "I'm beginning to regret that 'Doctors without MetroCards' joke I made at the ER. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4094 Our jaywalking binge got boring, maybe this will be more of a thrill 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4095 Trust me on this...The second time's the charm. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4096 Relax! This one leaves for Georgia around midnight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4097 For my next feat I'm considering high-wire tap dancing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4098 I blame Obama. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4099 Doc, I have just one leg to give. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4100 Our ongoing investigation of Zeno's Paradox may be about to reach its-- 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4101 I think this is the wrong train track, we should be on the E-Line. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4102 It's all about being at the right place at the right time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4103 He was asking for it, marshall. Cheats play with weighted marbles. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4104 Did you notice there are no wheels on the far side of the coach? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4105 Under Obamacare this is the only Euthanasia covered. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4106 I guess my fear of touching the third rail has been alleviated, but my overall sense of anxiety is increasing! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4107 Is that a smart watch? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4108 Chillin on the Railroad! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4109 You can take a taxi if you want to. I am waiting right here for d' ambulance. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4110 I'm beginning to think we have an incorrect understanding of "trainspotting." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4111 Waiting for Godot takes on new meaning on New York's subway tracks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4112 After that last fiasco, I never thought that we'd get back on track. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4113 Me? YOU'RE the one who told the doc you felt derailed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4114 Hanna and Sophia give up as feminists. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4115 I thought you said— 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4116 The only people who care about us are geeks who read the New Yorker Magazine jokes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4117 This seems as good a place as any to recuperate until the "E" car arrives. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4118 This session is over at 4:17pm. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4119 Where're the media? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4120 Feel the burn? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4121 Is that the local or express? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4122 I prefer the sex dreams. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4123 I've been living on the other side of the tracks too long. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4124 I am not drunk, the horse is. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4125 Shoot, I think left the stove on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4126 I am sure train therapy is killing me! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4127 Whew!Another close call! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4128 I'm thinking now that the N train will be a bit of a stretch for us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4129 A light at the end of the tunnel indeed. Be careful what you wish for... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4130 Amtrak, what'd I tell you? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4131 Maybe this transporting idea wasn't very good after all. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4132 You seem to be overly fixated on this 'fear of trains.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4133 Third rail's a charm! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4134 I've gotta say, the new "Happy Patient Virtual Reality Console" is very realistic, but they should really go in a different direction with the content. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4135 how lucky that they had a first-aid kit on board! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4136 This time it has to work! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4137 Not to worry sweetheart, our insurance covers pre-existing conditions. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4138 This time they won't be able to cover their tracks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4139 Ever feel like your life has come off the rails? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4140 I'm out out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4141 Another couple of sessions and you'll hardly remember the war. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4142 Just like with the fear of falling of a cliff, we will deal with the fear of being run over by a train in the same way 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4143 Finally! Trump's health care plan. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4144 Maybe now our lawyer can get them to increase their final offer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4145 And you said that rail is a thing of the past... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4146 More like D for "death," am I right?! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4147 Oh, how I long for a transit strike. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4148 Look! Our train is finally here to pick us up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4149 I meant transference, not train interference. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4150 You are sure we have reached the annual maximum out-of-pocket insurance co-payments? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4151 We're getting our money's worth before our health insurance runs out 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4152 These casts really are indestructible! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4153 A quick trip from here to eternity. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4154 This time it will be different. This is the D train express. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4155 Um, The Doors . . 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4156 If you hadn't thrown away the propeller, we could have just sued the airline company. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4157 File it under the, "Lightning don't strike twice rule." We're good. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4158 Before Obama Care Dr. D had a nicer office 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4159 What sold me on this place is how conviemt it is to public transit. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4160 when we last met, we were discussing Danny from work and certain... emasculating... comments he'd made about... your wife's... corn hole 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4161 Do you hear something? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4162 Let's go again whats of a little of gauge. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4163 In the early days, Sigmund would repeatedly go to very great lengths when working a cure for newly defined phobias. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4164 Shoot, we missed our train once again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4165 I think we've been left in the lurch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4166 So this is New York's version of that Oergon law? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4167 I'm glad we signed up for the Dr. Kevorkian plan. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4168 yeah... under my new PPO this is the best room I can get 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4169 Bad Karma! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4170 It's been so much more convenient since Uber converted to driverless vehicles... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4171 ...and yet, I believe there's more to this shared destructive ideation than meets the eye... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4172 Mark my words, we will conquer your fear of trains. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4173 Best seats in the house, trust me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4174 I don't think we are on track to fully recover. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4175 Would you rather be in the nose bleed section? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4176 What do you suppose will happen if we touch that third rail? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4177 I'm beginning to think this is not what is meant by "train-spotting" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4178 Wait, aren't we supposed to fake the injury after we wait in front of the train? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4179 I said get on track or you're headed for a tran wreck, but I clearly said don't involve me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4180 For our next session, I suggest we confront that issue head on instead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4181 Like they say: 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4182 Watch your foot -- you're near the third rail. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4183 This probably isn't covered either. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4184 Where'd the TV go? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4185 Like I said the last time--As long as we don't touch the third rail, we should be good. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4186 Are you sure this trains going to stop this time? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4187 Sometimes I just feel like we're on the wrong track. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4188 I told you to stay out of the bar car! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4189 Relax—we'll be at Grand Street in ten flat. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4190 I don't know why people think we're so accident prone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4191 Dis is da life, huh! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4192 Yes, nightmare recreation therapy always works. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4193 Overcrowding isn't causing this delay. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4194 Relax, another one will be along soon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4195 That's it! I'm going back to hypnosis school. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4196 beep beep, move over roadrunner. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4197 Rest before the D train, they said. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4198 My watch is on the fritz. Is it late again!? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4199 This is not what I meant by alfresco dining 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4200 This idea of your's might get traction yet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4201 I’m beginning to think we’re two tokes over the line. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4202 My boss says I need to get on track. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4203 Get ready for the mother of all repetitive motion injuries. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4204 I told you we should have stolen the Barbie Jeep! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4205 I think life was better on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4206 Ever hear the one about putting the cart before the horse? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4207 As I said yesterday, to most people "wait 'behind' the yellow line" is not ambiguous. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4208 Oh yeah - the third rail. Now that'll kill you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4209 I think we're doing this 'riding the rails' thing wrong. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4210 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid? Yeah, that's a bit of a stretch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4211 If this doesn't work, I'll kill myself. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4212 Well you're certainly on track to recovery. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4213 To ensure safety over track conditions ahead, this subway train will operate slower than normal for a short time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4214 Where'd we get off track, Frank? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4215 We like to die in comfort 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4216 At least we escaped the bus! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4217 Its like i said, Frank. 'Lay down on the couch and I'll show you my big D. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4218 Shouldn't we just buy a ticket? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4219 Last time was a fluke; this time my calculations are foolproof. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4220 Enough about me. What made you go into breakdancing? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4221 What I'm trying to figure out is why we have to pose for this "investigation" picture. The perils of homelessness have no bounds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4222 Home Alone 6 \0/ 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4223 Siderodromophobia is a tough nut to crack, Mr. Jenkins. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4224 I don't think this therapy is working on my fear of trains. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4225 Maybe we should have taken the "B" train? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4226 I keep on having this recurring dream... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4227 Just another day on the job. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4228 Well, as Einstein said, 'Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4229 I just can't catch a break here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4230 Didn't I tell you this wasn't such a good idea? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4231 What would James Bond do? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4232 We've gotta get out of this railroad apartment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4233 Seems a lot less noisy than the last time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4234 Don't worry, if you don't survive I won't bill. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4235 "D" as in "Deja vu". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4236 Are you sure about this? I thought it was suppose to be a railroad bed not a couch. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4237 Isn't this a permanent solution to a temporary condition? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4238 I'm going for full retirement - last time the jury only awarded me half million dollars. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4239 Why was this a good idea? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4240 Maybe we'll catch a break. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4241 According to the manual, and where I think we may have gone wrong in the past, is that we were supposed to move 10 minutes ago. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4242 Hey, WATCH IT! I'm laying here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4243 Do you think we are getting too old for this kind of demonstration? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4244 How to murder handicaps with a train while they're sitting or laying on something. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4245 Well, I guess we won't make the sale at Ikea. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4246 So, how's your lawsuit going? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4247 I guess there are no more cabooses. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4248 Run over me with a bus? I will watch a train run over you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4249 I just can't decide if the insurance payout was worth the trouble. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4250 Remember the good old days when we used to ride this train high on cocaine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4251 So much for the train being on time for a change. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4252 So you said that you were a therapist in "train-ing"? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4253 I guess you're right. Your life is a train wreck. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4254 Feels like deja vu all over again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4255 We fell off a train together, and then fell in love! Happy Anniversary, Frank! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4256 Are you absolutely sure this ain't the last train to Clarksville? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4257 We shouldn't have signed up for the discount health insurance plan. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4258 Do you think one of the train's conductors will recognize us from last week? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4259 We've been watching too many Disney movies. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4260 Ralph, why do you always get me in these situations? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4261 "The good thing is there's no third rail". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4262 I was warned the upper west side would cost me an arm and a leg 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4263 I told you leading from behind was a much better idea. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4264 Interesting. And why do you think you'd feel safer next time on the side without wheels? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4265 Just like clockwork... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4266 A coffee table might be nice. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4267 I'll remind you that I HAD a nice office until your last aversion therapy session! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4268 Regardless of the circumstances it's Obama's fault. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4269 My father always said you came from the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0