Contest #515


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515


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-03-28
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-04-10 (estimated)
Number of captions 4270
Number of responses 47448
Number of participants 1230


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Tell me about your childhood very quickly. 2.0000 0.14122 27 7 13 7
1 I think that’s all the time we have for today. 1.9048 0.19401 21 9 5 7
2 Looks like our time is up for today. 1.8889 0.17876 18 6 8 4
3 I'm afraid I'm still going to have to bill you for the full hour. 1.8889 0.15943 18 5 10 3
4 Let's not forget what happened the last time our session ran late. 1.8889 0.19619 18 7 6 5
5 I see that our time is about up 1.8824 0.18947 17 6 7 4
6 I see our time is almost up. 1.8333 0.18524 18 7 7 4
7 Now I want you to pay attention to how this makes you feel. 1.8333 0.18524 18 7 7 4
8 I believe our time is up. 1.8235 0.19620 17 7 6 4
9 I feel another breakthrough coming. 1.8125 0.18750 16 6 7 3
10 So this is the part of the dream where you wake up? 1.8125 0.22765 16 8 3 5
11 Well, I see we're about out of time. 1.8000 0.22254 15 7 4 4
12 This reminds me of getting your hopes up in the caption contest. 1.8000 0.24300 15 8 2 5
13 On the sunny side, we won't have to put up with the itching. 1.8000 0.22254 15 7 4 4
14 Wait for it. Wait for it... 1.8000 0.20000 15 6 6 3
15 Well, looks like we're all out of time for today. 1.8000 0.17457 15 5 8 2
16 This will be our last session 1.8000 0.20000 15 6 6 3
17 Looks like our time is up. 1.7857 0.21429 14 6 5 3
18 That last session was painful, but try to focus on the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.7333 0.18170 15 6 7 2
19 Just how much stronger do you think it'll make us this time? 1.7333 0.20625 15 7 5 3
20 I think we're BOTH getting tired of you re-living this nightmare. 1.7333 0.18170 15 6 7 2
21 Well, it appears our time is up. 1.7333 0.20625 15 7 5 3
22 Well, it looks like our time is about up. 1.7333 0.22817 15 8 3 4
23 This is the worst man cave ever. 1.7333 0.22817 15 8 3 4
24 That's all the time we have. 1.7333 0.20625 15 7 5 3
25 I'm having second thoughts about this train phobia therapy. 1.7143 0.22060 14 7 4 3
26 Sign my cast for good luck. 1.7143 0.19410 14 6 6 2
27 Well, it looks as though our hour is just about up. 1.7143 0.19410 14 6 6 2
28 I see that our time is up. 1.7143 0.22060 14 7 4 3
29 Curing your fear of women was much less painful. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
30 Don't worry.. Insurance will pay for everything except the chairs 1.7000 0.21344 10 4 5 1
31 The good news is, you're about to meet your deductible. 1.7000 0.21344 10 4 5 1
32 I think we're on the verge of a breakthrough. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
33 Do you ever get the feeling your life is just one giant metaphor? 1.7000 0.30000 10 6 1 3
34 After this, we transfer to the B at West 4th. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
35 I see our time is up. 1.6923 0.26274 13 8 1 4
36 Exposure therapy can be hit-or-miss. 1.6923 0.23709 13 7 3 3
37 Uh oh, looks like we're running over again. 1.6923 0.20831 13 6 5 2
38 How many 'likes' do you think will get on our Facebook page? 1.6923 0.23709 13 7 3 3
39 I don't like the new waiting room here at the VA. 1.6923 0.23709 13 7 3 3
40 For the last time, sometimes a train really is just a train. 1.6923 0.20831 13 6 5 2
41 I make terrible decisions when I'm plastered. 1.6923 0.23709 13 7 3 3
42 Not to brag, but I was a runner up for a Darwin Award last year. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
43 You don't hear that? 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
44 This isn't what I meant when I said we need to get our lives back on track. 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
45 Well, it looks like our time is up. 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
46 You're not insane if you're not expecting a different result. 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
47 This isn't what I meant by back on track 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
48 There were more people at our last meeting. 1.6667 0.25624 12 7 2 3
49 I think this should be our last session. 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
50 Time's almost up. 1.6667 0.25624 12 7 2 3
51 And how did that impact you? 1.6667 0.18803 12 5 6 1
52 Well, I see that our time has run out. 1.6667 0.21082 15 8 4 3
53 Looks like we're out of time. 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
54 Occupy Metro started off pretty strong. 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
55 I'm afraid that's all the time we have today. 1.6667 0.22473 12 6 4 2
56 I don't like these seats 1.6667 0.25624 12 7 2 3
57 Lets explore your "impending sense of doom"... again. 1.6667 0.25624 12 7 2 3
58 Same time next week, but maybe a different location? 1.6667 0.25624 12 7 2 3
59 I think reliving your trauma isn't doing either of us any good. 1.6429 0.19910 14 7 5 2
60 I hope this is the end of the line. 1.6429 0.19910 14 7 5 2
61 Maybe we'll reach our deductible now 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
62 Other than some minor loss of peripheral vision, my doctor says I'll make a complete recovery. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
63 The menu on this train is offers duck or squash. Your choice. 1.6364 0.27872 11 7 1 3
64 Sure, the pay's ok, but the product testing is brutal. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
65 Let's hold that thought for next week. 1.6364 0.20328 11 5 5 1
66 But the most hurtful part was being accused of lacking judgment. 1.6364 0.20328 11 5 5 1
67 And that's a wrap 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
68 Do you get the feeling we've reached the end of the line? 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
69 OK, maybe they'll get it right this time. 1.6364 0.20328 11 5 5 1
70 So, you're saying the key to accelerated rehabilitation is motivation? 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
71 Okay, train, best of three. 1.6364 0.20328 11 5 5 1
72 Ah! the 3:42! This will be our last session!. 1.6364 0.27872 11 7 1 3
73 One more after this and we'll be able to meet our deductible. 1.6364 0.27872 11 7 1 3
74 It's hit and miss. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
75 I hope this is just another one of your dreams. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
76 My anxiety seems to be getting worse. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
77 Nuts, the 6:10 is early again. 1.6364 0.20328 11 5 5 1
78 Perhaps exposure therapy wasn't the best way to go in your case... 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
79 Frank, I'm starting to doubt that homeopathy is supposed to work this way. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
80 Have you seen the remote? 1.6364 0.27872 11 7 1 3
81 Wait. Maybe it's lightning that doesn't strike twice. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
82 Relax, we've met the deductible. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
83 You were right. The chaise was better over there. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
84 Looks like we’re out of time today .... 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
85 Well, it looks like our time is about up again. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
86 Waiting for Godot takes on new meaning on New York's subway tracks. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
87 So I said, what's the odds if getting hit by train twice? 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
88 Let's discuss the idea that repeating the same behavior and expecting a different outcome is insanity. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
89 We ended last session with your keen sense of deja vu. Let's pick it up from there. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
90 It seems to me to be a case of repetitive train injury. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
91 No, I really want to be rescued. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
92 Siderodromophobia is a tough nut to crack, Mr. Jenkins. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
93 So I thought, "Why am I in such pain?" Then, it hit me. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
94 Sometimes in life we never know whats going to hit us. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
95 Maybe your fear of trains isn't completely irrational. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
96 Now, where were we? 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
97 You're right, Doc. I no longer fear trains. Can we leave now? 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
98 Hopefully, this goes better than last time. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
99 Well, my wife thinks I'm just accident-prone. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
100 I guess this is the end of the line. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
101 You're sure that's the back of the train, right? 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
102 I think that that is all the time we have left for today. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
103 This is the point where I usually wake up. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
104 I'm telling you based on the law of averages it will never happen again. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
105 And then it hit me. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
106 After our last session nothing would surprise me. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
107 I'm afraid we're out of time. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
108 But, you know how it ends. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
109 Run over us once, shame on you! Run over us twice,shame on us! 1.6000 0.30551 10 7 0 3
110 I've tested a lot of products for a lot of purposes, but who's going to buy train proof outdoor furniture? 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
111 ...and THAT'S when it hit me 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
112 I told you there was a light at the end of the tunnel. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
113 Sometimes a train in a tunnel isn’t just a metaphor. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
114 Virtual reality - is that what the kids are calling it these days? 1.6000 0.30551 10 7 0 3
115 I think we need to address your death wish first and maybe work on the train fetish later. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
116 Since our last session, would you say your fear of trains has increased or decreased? 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
117 Alright, last one, you have one second to live, what do you do? 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
118 Sure, living here has its drawbacks, but you've got to love the raised ceilings. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
119 Time's up. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
120 I'm afraid our time is up. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
121 Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
122 It may be time to give up and accept eminent domain. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
123 "I told you we were on the wrong track". 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
124 The one time it's on time. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
125 Fool me once, shame on you. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
126 I never said your fear of trains was irrational. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
127 Well, this ought to do the trick. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
128 Just one more time, and we'll hit our deductible. 1.6000 0.16330 10 4 6 0
129 The odds are that they'll go forward this time... 1.5833 0.25990 12 8 1 3
130 Facing your fear, take two. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
131 Them's the brakes. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
132 It appears our time is up. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
133 I'm afraid this will be our last session, Mr. Smith. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
134 Well, I'd say we have a 50/50 chance. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
135 Well, Mr. Brenner, our time is just about up. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
136 I guess the good news is that we meet the deductible. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
137 Unfortunately, the hour is up, but I think your life is back on track. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
138 Well, at least we're back on track. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
139 Didn't he say, "Stay on track for a full recovery"? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
140 What's the definition of insanity again? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
141 I forgot our safe word. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
142 D Train! I win again! 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
143 ...and there’s no such thing as global warming. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
144 Look, no one's ever died of déjà—. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
145 I feel safer here than at a Donald Trump rally. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
146 Looks like our time is up for today Gary 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
147 Well, our time's almost up. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
148 Let's talk some more about this reoccurring dream of yours. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
149 Don't worry, pre-existing conditions are covered. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
150 All right, full disclosure: I'm not really a psychiatrist. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
151 Ok, I get how TrumpCare works in New York, but what about States without a subway system? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
152 If only this itching would stop. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
153 Now we'll see if 'train' is as reliable a signifier as 'cliff.' 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
154 Are you sure that's the way exposure therapy is supposed to work? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
155 Most of my patients have trust issues. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
156 Wait, so...daylight savings already started? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
157 Sure it's a bit dangerous, but it's rent controlled. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
158 I'm thinking our time is up for today. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
159 In London they say, "Mind the gap." In New York they don't say nothin'. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
160 When the agent said the listing was a tad rustic but very convenient to the D Train, we should have asked, "How rustic and how convenient?" 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
161 Let's pick up where we left off last time, shall we? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
162 It pains me to say it, but this is the end of D line. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
163 So you feel like sometimes you're simply on the wrong track? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
164 And how is this going to make you feel? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
165 I'm telling you, if you sue, you won't have a leg to stand on. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
166 We're going to keep trying, Phil, until you overcome your fear of trains. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
167 Yeah, they finally stopped dumping patients on the streets. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
168 We should make our deductible after this. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
169 The final meeting of the Death Wish Club is now called to order 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
170 At least this time we can say we saw it coming. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
171 People complain therapy lasts a lifetime, but with my method we're done in just a few sessions. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
172 Let's get your life back off track. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
173 Looks like our time's up for the week, Jerry. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
174 Why don't you just buy a watch? 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
175 No more Uber trains for me. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
176 Stop me if you've heard this one 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
177 how could it be worse? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
178 I don't get it. I've always heard "just stay away from the third rail and you'll be fine." 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
179 Maybe this immersive psychiatry thing wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
180 Looks like our careers as stuntmen maybe coming to an end. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
181 'The subways are much safer than they used to be.' 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
182 How do those Darwin Awards work again? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
183 I know it will stop this time! 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
184 Now in this dream, you say you always wake up before the train hits? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
185 Hair of the dog. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
186 Your happy place is quite evocative, Richard. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
187 You're afraid? Good! Use that emotion! 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
188 If we don't reach our deductible this time, I give up. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
189 How many times are we going to try this "face your fears" therapy? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
190 You're my last patient of the day. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
191 I think we're on the wrong track. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
192 I hear that in the future they will be switching to crash dummies. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
193 It's early, AGAIN! 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
194 Okay, let's start where we left off last Thursday. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
195 Guess the light at the end of the tunnel was the headlight of the train. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
196 Quick question, remember how we got here? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
197 And how will this make you feel? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
198 The ad said 'office space conveniently located near public transportation' 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
199 I'm afraid this may be our last session. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
200 Well, it looks like our time is up for today Mr Johnson. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
201 They say the best way to recover from trauma is to face it again, head-on. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
202 Here we are again. You were just as sure they wouldn't back up last time. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
203 The trick is trying not to touch the third rail. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
204 This time, I expect a different result. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
205 This was the only recovery room in the city that our insurance plan covered. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
206 Ten bucks says it goes forward this time. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
207 Now, let's see if New York understands installation art. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
208 So, Dr. Siegfried, how much aversion therapy before I conquer my subway fear? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
209 Take your time-you're my last patient of the day. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
210 Does "the end of the line" mean anything to you metaphorically? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
211 We're just about about out of time. Same place next week? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
212 I'm beginning to think this cartoonist doesn't like us. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
213 Shoot, I think left the stove on. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
214 We're gonna have to move soon. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
215 Now you're on the right track for a big breakthrough. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
216 If this doesn't cure your fear of the subway, nothing will. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
217 Let's see Disability deny this one. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
218 Why don't we continue our session tomorrow in the ICU. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
219 Doc, confronting my fears every week doesn't seem to be working. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
220 What makes you think your mother is driving the train? 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
221 I like the exposed brick 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
222 You're repeating the same mistake. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
223 I gotta say, Bill, I'm starting to feel really run down lately. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
224 No, I will not trade with you. You had the couch last time. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
225 So, what's bothering you? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
226 Next we'll tackle your fear of skydiving. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
227 Yeah, I suppose you could call it an obsession. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
228 Wait, I thought it was accidental death OR dismemberment! 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
229 Rent in Manhattan costs an arm and a leg. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
230 I didn't realize how painful it would be to confront my fears head-on. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
231 Any anxiety? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
232 Now that we've conquered your fear of skydiving, let's work on your fear of trains! 1.5455 0.24730 11 7 2 2
233 One last game of chicken? 1.5455 0.24730 11 7 2 2
234 Third time's a charm, right Phil? 1.5455 0.24730 11 7 2 2
235 I must have read the weekend schedule. 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
236 After this, we should get complete disability. 1.5385 0.21529 13 8 3 2
237 Well, it didn't work the first time. 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
238 Ugh. I JUST sat down. 1.5000 0.16667 10 5 5 0
239 As long as we don't touch the third rail, we should be fine this time. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
240 It’s obviously moot at this point, but in therapy we must learn that there is a very important difference between an aphorism and a metaphor. 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
241 On second thought, perhaps immersion therapy isn't the appropriate course of action for addressing your particular phobia. 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
242 Nope, I didn't see this clause in my health insurance plan either. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
243 Tell me more about this tunnel... 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
244 I had no idea this is what the ad meant by a railroad flat. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
245 Hold that thought. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
246 I promise - This time we'll meet our deductible. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
247 This ought to do it. 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
248 Think it is too late to sign up for Obamacare? 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
249 Maybe we should find a bullet train,and get this over with. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
250 Are you certain Medicare will cover this? 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
251 After overcoming your fear of heights, we'll now work on your fear of subways. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
252 I keep on having this recurring dream... 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
253 You were saying, about the light at the end of the tunnel? 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
254 Try raising the good arm. 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
255 In our next session we'll confront your fear of snakes. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
256 Is it lightning or transit trains you can only be hit by once? I always get confused. 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
257 Well, lookie there, the D train is right on time. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
258 BOB MANKOFF 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
259 When I asked you to help me delve into my sub-conscious, I think you misunderstood. 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
260 I'd say we're both feeling a little run down. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
261 I warned you I was a train wreck waiting to happen. 1.5000 0.16667 10 5 5 0
262 I think I'm finally getting over my fear of flying. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
263 Well, you know what they say, "Third time's the charm". 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
264 I'm beginning to think reliving your accident is doing more harm than good... 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
265 Wasn't I fortunate to find a shrink with a similar Death Wish?! 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
266 Do you hear something? 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
267 Jeb?" "Yes, Marco." "Is that D as in Donald? 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
268 Let's pick up again tomorrow at 2:18. 1.5000 0.16667 10 5 5 0
269 It's really best to face these fears head on... 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
270 Best two out of three. 1.5000 0.16667 10 5 5 0
271 Should we call the book "Bad Breaks" or "Bad Brakes?" 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
272 My HMO suggested this treatment. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
273 The claims adjuster asked if our accident could be reenacted. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
274 I told you. The look on the enginer's face makes it all worthwhile! 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
275 At least it's on time. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
276 Relax. What are the odds of it happening again? 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
277 On the bright side, I never saved for retirement. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
278 My Exposure Therapy for fear of spiders worked like a charm! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
279 I still think a cash settlement would have been better. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
280 Even the wrong side of the tracks would be better than this. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
281 I've got a really good feeling about THIS train. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
282 Pre-existing conditions will not prevent us from winning a lawsuit. Or they won't prevent us from getting health insurance? Obama has made it all so complicated. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
283 I think Freud maintained that by reliving the event a few times we can overcome the emotional trauma. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
284 I'm beginning to think this homeopathic regimen isn't working. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
285 I'm afraid we've run over again. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
286 Do you have to be alive to sue? 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
287 At least we don't have to worry about getting a seat. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
288 Well yes, your dreams certainly are realistic 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
289 Whenever you think it can't get much worse, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
290 Think back... now describe to me when you first felt like you were run over by a train. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
291 Whew!Another close call! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
292 Do you ever think of dying? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
293 Those who say Obamacare is derailed don't know what they're talking about. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
294 Stop complaining; the ad said 'rent free' not 'risk free'. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
295 I told you the express would be quicker! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
296 This is nothing compared to a Trump rally. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
297 We'll talk about the tunnel next week. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
298 That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
299 This time I get to pick the lawyer. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
300 There's no way we'll be struck twice. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
301 I knew there had to be a reason these chairs were available. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
302 Remember when the subway was safe? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
303 So... last time we worked on your fear of heights... 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
304 In today's session, I'd like you to try facing your fears head on by yourself. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
305 We'll get more from them this time, I promise. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
306 Why do you think that these sessions make you anxious? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
307 Now we know what the D stands for. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
308 I'm a laid-back type of self-destructive. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
309 That must have been painful for you. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
310 I told you !This line is always on time. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
311 You look like a train wreck 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
312 I know this costs an arm and a leg but we're really making progress. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
313 Let's pick up where we were last time...you saw a big 'D' coming towards you... 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
314 What's the worst that could happen? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
315 I don't know that your insurance will continue to cover our sessions here. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
316 Looks like we're on the wrong side of the tracks again 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
317 This could go one of two ways. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
318 yes it seems dangerous but statistically the likely hood of being hit by a train twice is zero 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
319 Still you got to love the convenience. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
320 I feel my research on behavioral re-enactment therapy is coming to an end. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
321 I spy with my little eye something beginning with D. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
322 You said you also have nightmares of falling out of airplanes? 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
323 Got a penny? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
324 Here it comes again! 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
325 I thought you said this was the end of the line. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
326 Trainspotting isn't much fun. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
327 Well, it beats physical therapy. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
328 Still afraid. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
329 You have to admit it puts the pain from your divorce into perspective. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
330 Let's try once more to figure out what the train symbolizes. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
331 Well, Mr. Smith. This session has come to an end. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
332 Sorry Doc, I lost my train of thought...wait no, there it is 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
333 Well, here it comes... better late than never! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
334 I don't think this ever happened to Woody Guthrie! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
335 Getting your life back on track is gonna kill me. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
336 Let's enjoy the moment... 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
337 When you said a little R&R I didn't think you meant railroad. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
338 Oh, you're just a glass half empty guy. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
339 Your hallucinations just got a lot worse. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
340 So, are you still against Ride Share ? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
341 I think that we might be on the right track in discovering your irrational fear of trains. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
342 We're an accident that's gotta happen! 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
343 Just one more good insurance settlement and I'll be all set for retirement. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
344 Do you ever feel like you're on the wrong track? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
345 Now that we've conquered your fear of skiing... 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
346 This seemed like a much better idea when we were drinking. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
347 Don't worry. It's like Trump's becoming president, it can't happen. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
348 Look, aversion therapy is not meant to be easy. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
349 At least they didn't throw us under the bus. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
350 We should have listened to Ellington. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
351 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Really? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
352 Don't worry, it doesn't hurt as much the second time around. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
353 I have to say Doc, I'm deeply impressed by your commitment to Physician-assisted suicide. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
354 I've been feeling so run down lately. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
355 I really look forward to our Friday sessions. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
356 So the other day, my boss threw me under the bus. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
357 I'm Jake. From State Farm. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
358 If this guy slams on the brakes too, I'm not doing this a third time, pact or no pact! 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
359 Do you ever feel like we're pressing our luck? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
360 Face it Lenny, insurance fraud is in our blood. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
361 I know it doesn't feel like progress, but I feel like we're very close to getting you over this whole "fear of trains" thing. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
362 We sure 'kicked the tires' on that one, didn't we? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
363 Don't worry. Everything's already broken. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
364 Maybe it's time we stopped fighting eminent domain. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
365 Don't Move ! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
366 Next, we'll confront your fear of falling. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
367 Have some faith - we stopped it the first time 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
368 Well, Jim, the nightmare's almost over. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
369 I thought you said reliving the experience would take the fear away. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
370 "I'd like to revise my paranoia diagnosis. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
371 Sometimes, a subway train is just a subway train. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
372 Honestly, I didn't think living in the subway would be this hard. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
373 Amtrak costs an arm and a leg these days. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
374 It's what you take away from the experience that counts. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
375 Relax. They announced a sick passenger. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
376 I guess you're right. Your life is a train wreck. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
377 'Comfortable' I'll give them, but 'Accessible'? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
378 Do you have Medicare Part D. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
379 He said this is the only option our health plan covers. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
380 But you also said the truck was just one of my delusions. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
381 These sitdown strikes sure have improved. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
382 When I said 'we were going to catch the train,' I didn't think you would take me literally! 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
383 That's our time. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
384 It's just a train of thought. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
385 I feel your pain. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
386 I vote we abandon this whole bucket list concept. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
387 It's not the office visit, it's the commute that's killing me. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
388 I cannot tell if the train is coming or going 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
389 I'm afraid we're out of time for today. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
390 I hope they appreciate performance art. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
391 Shall we pick it up where we left off last week? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
392 Beats workin! 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
393 Be careful...don't touch the third rail 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
394 Mark my words, we will conquer your fear of trains. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
395 I feel your rat anxiety has subsided. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
396 Your mother hated you. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
397 I'm pretty sure Freudian analysis is based on theoretical trains. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
398 I met with my last patient on the turnpike. This is much more comfortable. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
399 Over my dead body. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
400 This re-enactment may help the jury, but where will it land us? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
401 Sometimes I just feel like we're on the wrong track. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
402 The question we have to ask ourselves is, 'Have we learned anything?' 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
403 Since our last session, I've come to the conclusion your paranoia is justified. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
404 I understand the importance of getting our lives back on track after the accident, but I'm not sure this is what the doctor had in mind. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
405 I warned them, see, hit us once shame on you but hit us twice, shame on…. Uh-oh. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
406 The first few sessions are the hardest. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
407 "'Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon"? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
408 Aren't we all in some way damaged? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
409 Let’s explore why you always feel run over. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
410 I'm not sure our course of treatment is on the right track. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
411 Let's make this our last session. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
412 Your metaphors for life are deeply disturbing and remarkably painful. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
413 I think this session will finally give me closure 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
414 The payout should be better this time 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
415 What are the odds of both of us getting hit by the same train twice? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
416 How many times a week do you have this dream? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
417 I don't think it's healthy involving me in your insurance scam fantasies. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
418 Are you sure we couldn't just work through this with toy trains and a little imagination? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
419 I liked it better when you talked me off the ledge 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
420 Only three more treatments before you are completely over your fear of trains. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
421 Well, that's about it for this week. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
422 I'm so glad our recovery is back on track. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
423 Studies still show mass transit is safer than our cars. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
424 Mass transit is the way to go! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
425 Yes, I do have violent dreams. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
426 We've really got to get better at reading these train schedules, Don. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
427 This is easy money. Let's get hit again and sue. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
428 These virtual reality helmets are awesome. That train looks like you could touch it. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
429 Are you sure this is what the doctor meant by our recovery being on track? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
430 I'm not sure we are striking the right way. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
431 This should get us over the deductible. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
432 I feel like a train wreck! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
433 My last therapist refused to help me face my fears. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
434 We've got to stop meeting like this. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
435 Looks like this is the end of the line. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
436 They say the second time is less painful. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
437 As I said yesterday, to most people "wait 'behind' the yellow line" is not ambiguous. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
438 Claim a pre-existing condition. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
439 Are you sure we've met our deductible? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
440 "How many times must I prove to you that MASS times ACCELERATION equals FORCE? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
441 Tell me again Doc. How is this going to cure my fear of trains? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
442 And how long have you had this fear of the letter"D"? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
443 I told you I'd keep you on the right track no matter how painful it got. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
444 I wouldn't want to arouse you angst any further, but did you notice that the train has no wheels on that side? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
445 When we're finally done overcoming your fear of trains we can start on mine. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
446 Our last session was a train wreck, but now I think we're on the right track. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
447 It's time we finished, my 3:10 is here. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
448 I think we're about to make another connection. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
449 You were right, the D train does smell kinda off. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
450 This time? Jennifer's tuition. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
451 Call me an optimist. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
452 Aversion therapy is always a little unpleasant. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
453 Oh look my four o'clock is early again. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
454 I'm starting to lose faith in our HMO. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
455 This time you are 100 percent sure this was the last train for the night? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
456 They warned me not to see a shrink below 81st. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
457 I really need to get an office. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
458 I feel like we're really making progress on the definition of insanity thing. 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
459 Do you think we are on the right track? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
460 I'll admit, it's an experimental treatment. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
461 Without Obamacare, there's no way we could live here. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
462 'No worries. He forgot to draw wheels on one of the sides.' 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
463 Yeah, but it's still safer than playing football. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
464 ''We were working on the railroad. Guess we didn't hear the whistle blow.'' 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
465 We should have brought the murphy bed! 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
466 Nothing is inevitable. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
467 I just can't shake this feeling of impending doom. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
468 I thought 'Obama-care' would go off the tracks 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
469 Let's make this one count. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
470 Well look who comes crawling back. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
471 I just remembered why this is a bad idea. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
472 Sticks and stones will break my bones but trains will never hurt me. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
473 Face it -- we're not accident prone, we're just stupid. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
474 Whoops, looks like our session ran a little long again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
475 I hope like hell they get the lighting right on this take. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
476 It is my professional opinion that you are obsessively fixated on the third rail and what it represents, though through our time together I admit I've come to appreciate your fixation, and even to share in it... you hear something? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
477 NOW do you believe that realtor saying? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
478 I thought it had a lounge car. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
479 The second and last "Face Your Fears" therapy session. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
480 I never can remember which train is local and which is express. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
481 I'm not sure your method of treating my train phobia is working. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
482 It still beats living next door to a violin teacher. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
483 We need a new hobby. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
484 I believe you have the Evel Knievel syndrome. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
485 I feel railroaded into this therapy session. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
486 I'm done heckling Trump. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
487 When is something interesting gonna happen? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
488 The Airbnb listing did say 'close to transportation.' 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
489 I figure this will finally get me above my deductible. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
490 I love being past my deductible. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
491 Dont worry. It's the Long Island Railroad so we are safe this time. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
492 It's still better than the bus station. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
493 Just one more hit should get us above our deductible. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
494 It might be the meds, but I just had déjà vu 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
495 We're safe here. The 'D' train never backs up. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
496 I think this dream you have of being in the path of an on-coming train might warrant further examination. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
497 Somehow, I feel like an accident just waiting to happen. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
498 One more round of desensitization should do it. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
499 Maybe this will get the VA's attention! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
500 When it starts, what if it's going away from us? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
501 We’ll conquer your fear of the metro even if it … 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
502 It’s normal for a patient to resist termination. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
503 I'm all for helping you confront your fears, but perhaps our third session could be in my office? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
504 This is not the right track to recovery, is it? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
505 The brochure said there are great views of the C. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
506 I think we're still on the wrong track. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
507 Stick us in front of a fast moving train once –well shame on them! Stick us here twice…. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
508 I didn't think it would be THIS hard to stop smoking, Doc... 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
509 Are you sure this trains going to stop this time? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
510 Just think - two more times and we get the world record. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
511 As Freud observed, we are pathologically drawn back to the scene of our trauma. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
512 The victory of hope over experience. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
513 What the hell? Yeah, I'll give you a refund if this doesn't work! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
514 See?! This is exactly the type of HMO screw ups which are totally avoidable. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
515 "Convenient to public transportation", my foot... 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
516 Break a leg! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
517 Next week, same time, same place. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
518 You're sure THIS time that the teleporter's batteries are fully charged? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
519 Psychologically, we've made progress. Physically however... 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
520 But besides this, how are you? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
521 Bad day to give up drinking. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
522 ...and why do you think you carry this sense of impending doom? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
523 I liked it better when we lived on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
524 How would you describe your divorce in less vivid terms? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
525 Be careful when you get up...that third rail is electrified. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
526 Did the A train go by already? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
527 Exposure therapy isn't working. Why don't you just get a car? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
528 As I've said, whatever doesn't kill us will make us stronger. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
529 They say the third time's the charm. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
530 Remind me again; What is it we're protesting? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
531 This airbnb is definitely better than last week's. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
532 Trust me... Superman will save us 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
533 We ought to think about homesteading somewhere else. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
534 Good idea to pre-bandage ourselves. That's real 7 Habits of Highly Effective People stuff right there, yup. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
535 My boss says I need to get on track. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
536 I'd welcome the other side of the tracks. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
537 Ready to try again? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
538 What sold me on this place is how conviemt it is to public transit. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
539 I distinctly remember you telling me to stay on track. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
540 It's still better treatment than the VA Hospital. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
541 Now that's how fast the healthcare should be! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
542 And why do you think our sessions are doing more harm than good? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
543 I'm getting the whistling sound in my ear again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
544 You know, I'm not totally sold on this online therapy. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
545 We will be on Easy Street...no really that's the next stop. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
546 I was expecting the Q train. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
547 Oh, how I long for a transit strike. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
548 You paint a very vivid picture. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
549 Your session is about to expire. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
550 Tom's new therapist was a train wreck. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
551 Which way do you think it's going? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
552 I think one more session should cure your fear of subway trains. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
553 I'm beginning to feel as if living on the edge IS our comfort zone 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
554 I'm telling you, the C train never comes down this track. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
555 It would be more convincing if it had all its wheels. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
556 Life is about putting your best foot forward and then seeing where things lead 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
557 Something's not right. In my dream it's the 'A' train. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
558 I have these crazy thoughts, Doctor--even right now, I feel like we're tied up under Penn Station. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
559 Are you sure this is the train that goes to the hospital? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
560 These fare hikes really do cost an arm and a leg. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
561 There's a reason the rent is cheap here. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
562 Let's go, Uber just came 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
563 Let's wait for the F. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
564 There has to be a better way to fight overcrowded beaches. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
565 So, I filed for disability and they told me it has to be a verified accident to receive payment. Well, this should do it. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
566 I so enjoy this frequent rider lounge. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
567 The vibration relieves the itching. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
568 Never give in to a bully. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
569 Let's not follow that train of thought this time. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
570 Who was it again who said, "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?" 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
571 As Freud might have said, Seymour, sometimes a train plunging through a tunnel is just a train plunging through a tunnel. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
572 Our doctor-patient relationship is on the wrong track. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
573 The important thing is that we've learned something... 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
574 What more could possibly happen to us here? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
575 I guarantee this time will be different 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
576 Trust me, immersion therapy is the only cure for siderodromophob… 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
577 They say three's the charm. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
578 It was supposed to be the A train. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
579 I figure this will max out our deductible. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
580 I had a suggestion box in my old office. Number one complaint- not close enough to the train. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
581 This should cement our disability case. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
582 Well, Mr. Boswell, I'm afraid we may have once again strayed into a dangerous patient-therapist boundary area. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
583 It is deja vu all over again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
584 Eminent domain? Nonsense, this will always be our home. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
585 Looks like we're running a bit late again .... 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
586 I thought you said this was going to be the A Train... 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
587 By the way, don't touch that third rail. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
588 I usually take the A train. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
589 I keep telling you, my methods are unorthodox. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
590 What pre-existing conditions? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
591 You'll be fine. We're nowhere near the third rail. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
592 Think of it like evening out a tan. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
593 My doctor says I'm right on track. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
594 Doc said I'm right on track. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
595 I think one more session and your fear of the subways will be gone. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
596 I really think we're on the verge of a breakthrough. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
597 Oh, great! Another insecurity dream about our sex life. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
598 If it works this time, you'll never fear trains again! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
599 Are you sure it was "Take the D Train"? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
600 Okay, this is the last item on our bucket list. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
601 The sensation you describe is called deja vu. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
602 Can't we find another way to get me in touch with my feelings? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
603 I believe the D train is a bit early today...... 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
604 Don't you think it's a bit too late for "if you see something, say something. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
605 Let's move past the trust issues. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
606 Now, this time, what are you going to do differently? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
607 If this doesn't go viral, I give up. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
608 I can't help but feel sooner or later our luck is going to run out. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
609 If facing your train phobia head-on fails again, we'll try some drugs. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
610 I said ‘Uber’ not ‘unter’! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
611 It's important to keep the discussion on track. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
612 Sounds like your inner critic again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
613 Maybe this time it'll satisfy our deductible. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
614 Who's your tort lawyer? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
615 Waiting for a late train is like adding insult to injury. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
616 Tell me again about your recurring dream that your life is going off the rails. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
617 Man! I would give my right arm to get on that train. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
618 ...it did get worse. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
619 I'm beginning to think this may not be a convalescent home. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
620 Are you sure we're on the side track this time? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
621 I told you not to enter into a contest reserved for residents of the United States, Canada (except Quebec), Australia, the United Kingdom, or the Republic of Ireland. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
622 Handicapped Parking Only 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
623 I wouldn't swear to it but I think we were in front last time. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
624 Let's just trust Automatic Block Signaling. Yesterday it almost worked. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
625 What if I were to say there is no such thing as an accident? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
626 After that last fiasco, I never thought that we'd get back on track. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
627 Of course it can't sit down on us it has a tender behind. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
628 So let's talk about your irrational fear of trains. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
629 Termination in psychoanalysis can be challenging to both the patient and the analyst! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
630 It seems we got sidetracked 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
631 I feel like you're avoiding the larger issues here. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
632 No worries, it could be days before it comes again. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
633 Well, the doctor recommended traction. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
634 Are you getting a whiff of deja vu? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
635 That was close. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
636 I thought that was the end of it. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
637 I'll show you the difference between fantasy and reality if it's the last thing I do. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
638 If at first you don't succumb,try, try again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
639 Sooner or later, everyone hits a third rail in therapy, David. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
640 Let's get this right this time. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
641 When I said that I would give an arm and a leg for a seat, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
642 In all fairness, Craigslist did say this would cost us an arm and a leg. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
643 This way, the railroad pays our hospital bills. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
644 I couldn't see how you could make a living from trainspotting, until one day it hit me... 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
645 I believe the term is 'to miss the boat' actually 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
646 Perhaps we should reschedule? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
647 Don't worry. It's the third rail that kills you. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
648 Whaddya know. . . I am over my fear of flying. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
649 Trust me, we'll be fine just as long as we don't touch the third rail. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
650 Tell me more about your deja vue. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
651 The essence of any phobia therapy is learning to stop and redirect your negative thinking. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
652 Maybe we should have started with your abstract problems. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
653 It DOES remind me of The Little Engine That Could! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
654 And another thing--I'm voting for Trump! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
655 Have we moved past expecting a different result yet? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
656 I blame Obama. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
657 One more shift into reverse, and we'll be flying first class. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
658 Don't you find the sound of air brakes comforting? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
659 So ya think I have loco-motives? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
660 Don't worry, I'm sure he's not going to move! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
661 I want to thank you for sticking with me through this office move. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
662 This time remember! We go on 3! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
663 The little engine that did. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
664 I swore I'd help you or die trying. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
665 Its the only way I know to get my opiod prescription refilled. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
666 You're the one that checked "convenient to the D train" on Airbnb. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
667 This is the only way your insurance will cover our sessions. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
668 It's probably a bad time to tell you that I lost the video of us jumping. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
669 I hope we get seats together. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
670 You say you are experiencing a case of "D" ja vu? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
671 Management wants us to reenact it. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
672 You know what they say: 'Location, location, location.' 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
673 Do you ever feel like you are an accident waiting to happen? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
674 D train, boss, D train. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
675 Why do you think your life feels like a train wreck? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
676 From my seven-year-old son, Henry: "TRAINing myself to relax." 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
677 Not nearly as innovative as your last business, "Third Rail Cupcakes". 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
678 As I've said before, the only way to deal with a phobia is to confront it head on. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
679 This "occupy" thing has gotten way off track. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
680 So how is your peripheral vision coming along? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
681 I'm afraid that's all the time we have. Again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
682 I think I finally know what the "D" stands for. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
683 On a scale of 0 to 10, how content are you with your life? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
684 What do YOU think it means that you constantly see "trains moving in tunnels"? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
685 Don't touch that third rail, Bill. They say it electrocutes you. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
686 Well, I'm not going to take this lying down. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
687 Last time was a fluke; this time my calculations are foolproof. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
688 Two more incidents and that week in Jamaica is ours! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
689 Don't worry, the D train is constantly out of service. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
690 So when you said you have an irrational fear of subways B, L and T you were talking about a sandwich? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
691 I'm protesting the quality of the tissue in the onboard restrooms. What's your beef? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
692 Are you sure it isn't lightning that never strikes twice? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
693 If it doesn't stop this time, I'm not doing this again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
694 Don't worry, it's never on time. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
695 Sometimes, Tom, a train really is just a train. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
696 Get the selfie stick out. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
697 Maybe this time it will finish the job 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
698 It's necessary, Bob, to demonstrate to you that going down the same track expecting a different result is the definition of insanity. In my own experience, I submitted countless captions to the Cartoon Contest, never won- and finally just plain quit. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
699 Feelings of anxiety are expected during exposure therapy. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
700 This is the last stop. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
701 We really should be getting back 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
702 Relax, you've met your annual deductible. From here on it's just a simple co-pay. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
703 Like I told ya Frank, cast itch, is covered by Obamacare ! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
704 Being a Crash Test Dummy isn't the same as the brochure describes. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
705 I thought Rx stood for Railroad crossing! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
706 You say 'it felt like being hit by a train' too often. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
707 So in that dream...did the train back up? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
708 This ought to help with your insomnia. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
709 Perhaps we should try a different approach 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
710 I'm starting to believe our wives are trying to kill us. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
711 I think I got my lines wrong. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
712 How many rounds is a game of chicken supposed to last? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
713 Noise ?? What noise ?? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
714 Maybe we're not cut out for full contact trainspotting. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
715 They pay more if you have a pre-existing condition. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
716 What are the odds it will happen again in exactly the same place? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
717 Is this the best way to catch the train? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
718 Don't you think we need a break? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
719 Again? C'mon, what're the odds? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
720 See? It's not really about Kate. Sometimes a train in a tunnel is just a train in a tunnel. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
721 Still, you can't beat the rent. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
722 What if the "D" doesn't stand for disabled? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
723 It's on time! This is the best luck I've had in 2 months, 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
724 This train almost never backs up. In fact, I've only seen it do that once. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
725 Hold on to that train of thought again. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
726 Don't you just love the look on the Engineer's face? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
727 We're getting towards the end of our exposure therapy. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
728 I know we need the money but twice in one week? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
729 You see, Mr. Smith, I meant it when I said I'd rid you of your fear of the D train even if it's the last thing I do. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
730 Before my wife made Engineer, we had to live all over the place! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
731 I'm thinking we should go back to turnstile jumping. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
732 Is there anything different about this train than the one you saw bearing down on us in our last session? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
733 What do you mean the train has left the station? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
734 You're overwhelmed with a feeling of déjà what? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
735 Another untimely end 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
736 Finally! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
737 Trains and tunnels... how Freudian. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
738 Let's try to pin down what's causing you anxiety. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
739 I'd say this IS the end of the line. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
740 ...The good news is that we'll be fully covered again under Obamacare. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
741 Hmm, Late as usual. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
742 Is this your idea of aversion therapy? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
743 Looks like my 5:22 is early again. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
744 Is that a smart watch? 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
745 Don't worry, this will get you closer to your mother. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
746 I'm happy it's not a car. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
747 once again, David Brooks wrote a column that many people thought was insufferably smug! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
748 Trust me on this...The second time's the charm. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
749 Imagine where we'd be without Obamacare! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
750 And remember: Don't touch the third rail. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
751 The hopefully final meeting of the Hemlock Society will now come to order. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
752 As I hope you're coming to understand, your fear of rats is unfounded. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
753 We probably shouldn't have signed up for the fast-track coverage. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
754 Don't use your pain as a crutch 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
755 Well, this is the end of the line in more ways than one. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
756 In one second, my leg won't hurt any more. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
757 So now that Scalia's gone, how's the Supreme Court gonna rule in Idiots vs MTA? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
758 But, it's like I told you last time: What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
759 This D Train thing was a disaster for our friendship then, and still is! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
760 You still think we're on the right track? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
761 This is a handicap sitting zone. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
762 Cheaper than moving to Oregon... 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
763 Now, where was I? Oh, yes - getting you back on track ... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
764 This time, remember to record. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
765 I think our hour is up. Same time next week ? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
766 It doesn't look like they are going to go around us this time either! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
767 ... and not only that, it makes really weird tan lines. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
768 How do we know this isn't Virtual Reality? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
769 You up for some ping pong? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
770 You have to be on the tracks to get hit by the train. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
771 Let's just hope insurance won't be denied for a pre-existing condition. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
772 If you're not committed to the therapeutic relationship, there's not much I can do to help you. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
773 You've got to understand physical pain. After that we can move on to your childhood. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
774 We are here to pay our respects to Johnie, his last words were watch out for D train. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
775 It's supposed to encourage quicker mobility... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
776 This train delay is really making me rethink this suicide. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
777 They'll stop? That's what you said last time! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
778 I wouldn't have taken him literally when he said we were on track for retirement. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
779 This new company training program is costing me an arm and a leg. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
780 SAY "LITERALLY" AGAIN. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
781 Well he hasn't stopped yet, I guess I owe you another dollar. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
782 I promise . . . if it doesn't work this time, we'll go straight to Oregon. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
783 We'll be fine, it's the D train it'll be out of service for at least an hour. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
784 I know this sounds like a back-handed compliment, and it is, but this is the best Tinder date I've ever had. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
785 Stunt doubles still on strike? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
786 I think this prolonged exposure therapy is really working! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
787 Are you still having that recurring dream about a light at the end of a tunnel? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
788 Oh yeah - the third rail. Now that'll kill you. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
789 I love life on the fast track. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
790 I really feel that we're close to a breakthrough. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
791 On the bright side, I've already met my insurance deductible. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
792 Sure, it's noisy, but you can't beat the rent. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
793 Are you having that dream again right now? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
794 This one track conversation is going nowhere quickly! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
795 Remember the good old days when we used to ride this train high on cocaine. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
796 Are you sure that was an R&R sign? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
797 How much do you think we'll get in the wrongful death lawsuit? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
798 Let's call it 'Twentieth century death with dignity.' 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
799 When will the renovations to your office be completed? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
800 Why don't we do the confrontation session in my office? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
801 In our next session , we can cover how facing your fears is the key to happiness... 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
802 Do you smell the roses? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
803 You can never admit you're wrong, can you? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
804 Like I said last time, it's all an illusion. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
805 " Living in the subway is a little challenging , but it is so convenient " ! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
806 I feel like I'm an accident waiting to happen. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
807 This is the last time we do acid, right? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
808 I'm having second thoughts about this fare increase protest. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
809 Watch out for the third rail. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
810 Be sure to avoid that third rail, it's a killer. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
811 Jumping's overrated. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
812 Not to worry, George. New law -- pre-existing conditions are covered. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
813 Trust me. I've had excellent results with this kind of trauma re-enactment therapy. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
814 This might be a case of rapid transference. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
815 5th time's the charm. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
816 I was thinking we could conduct this immersion therapy in your office next time Doc. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
817 I just can't decide if the insurance payout was worth the trouble. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
818 I think it's time to find a new man cave. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
819 Now, I'm no genius, but I swear the text said that the settlement conference was on track. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
820 I'll remind you that I HAD a nice office until your last aversion therapy session! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
821 I'm feeling good vibrations here. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
822 This should make us more symmetrical. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
823 It never occurred to me that the judge would award us the subway car as punitive damages. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
824 We should probably get goin'. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
825 Sorry—I got priced out of the A tunnel. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
826 You are not crazy to believe in peace. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
827 Way to go, man. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
828 Watch that third rail! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
829 This is the part of the therapy where you face your fears. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
830 I'm sure we're on the right track now. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
831 Yes, doc said our recovery is on 'D,' right track. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
832 With this one we should have enough to retire. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
833 I think we're on the right track now. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
834 I hate accident recreation. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
835 "Yup, it's the 3:10 right on time". 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
836 Couch or coach ? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
837 You know, Harvey, I've always loved your proactive spirit. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
838 The train missed us! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
839 We'll have to wrap up now: here comes my 10 o'clock. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
840 They really should put the bike lane somewhere else. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
841 Trainspotting is less pleasurable than I imagined it! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
842 Well this time I'm not moving until I see a really good reason to! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
843 Sorry, I lost my train of thought. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
844 I thought you called an ambulance. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
845 It looks like we are having difficulty getting on the right track. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
846 Don't worry it's the local 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
847 Now we're being left in a tunnel? Could our day get any worse? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
848 Trust me - with insurance scams it's third time's the charm. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
849 Putting "learning to be fearless" on our bucket lists was not a very good idea. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
850 We were just relaxing and minding our own business. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
851 Reliving experiences is good for the mind. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
852 Under Obamacare this is the only Euthanasia covered. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
853 I've never known a conductor to come down so hard on passing gas in the car. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
854 Well, time is up for our session. I think we've made a real breakthrough with your phobia! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
855 Some morons call it the Death train 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
856 Well, it can't get any worse... 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
857 If I was able, I'd have on clean underwear. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
858 Ugh -- I think my health insurance only covers the A and C uptown trains. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
859 My attorney asked for more substantial injuries. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
860 I know I'm the one lying on the couch, but I'm not sure if this is how exposure therapy works. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
861 Look, it's missing one of its front wheels! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
862 Watch that third rail. You could get hurt. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
863 Do you think this will fulfill our family deductible? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
864 I feel like I've been run over by a train. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
865 Is it too late to pay the deductible? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
866 At last I think I can say with confidence that your treatment is on the right track. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
867 Come back and fight! We'll bite off your caboose! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
868 Doc said if we stay on track we'll get better faster. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
869 How did that make you feel? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
870 Hey, the D train is on time fore once. Go figure. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
871 Well jumping off a roof didn't work. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
872 Quite frankly, it is the noise that bothers me the most. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
873 Train Delay? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
874 Now that's a fast HMO Express! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
875 So what do you think about the new Adele song? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
876 Trust me, I'm a doctor. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
877 I told you not to sign that timeshare contract. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
878 And how does my new office make you feel? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
879 Sometimes I wish we had taken the buy out that the city offered. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
880 I think we represent the other candidates in this tortured metaphor of the Republican primaries. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
881 I say, "Let's give it another 30 minutes, then we'll do the numbers" 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
882 Remember: don't touch the third rail. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
883 Do you think we're taking this insurance scam too far? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
884 So this is Medicare Part D! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
885 I told you that with enough trial and error we'd find the end of the line. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
886 My lawyer is in the caboose. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
887 If at first you don't succeed try again. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
888 I know, it's never quite like the first time. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
889 This is the second case of crash test dummy delusion that I've seen today! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
890 Does the train seem to be smiling? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
891 Just sit back and enjoy the ride. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
892 Are you sure this is the best way to get train watching into the X Games? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
893 Are you sure this is how exposure therapy works doctor? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
894 You know, it's not that we're all obsolete so much as that we are all the victims of deferred maintenance. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
895 Doc, professionally speaking, is this dream a metaphor for my life, my marriage, or what? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
896 They really need to update their emergency brake test. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
897 Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga choo choo? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
898 These vacations were much worse before Obamacare. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
899 Yes, of course our situation is lamentable. But I’ve got some news for you, Harry. Our situation is not nearly as lamentable as the prospect of being struck by a subway car that is rolling toward us even without a set of wheels. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
900 Where'd we get off track, Frank? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
901 But we still have two days on our Metrocards. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
902 Well, we dodged a bullet there! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
903 On the bright side, I'm finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
904 So in this dream, you're lying on the tracks as a train barrels towards you? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
905 Oh come on! What are the odds of the same thing happening twice in the same week? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
906 How's your arm? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
907 Well Mr. Dillon, it looks like our time is up for today. Same time next week? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
908 Damn! I was really hoping it would be the F train. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
909 Not sure this is worth the extra leg-room. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
910 Perhaps we’re using an old timetable. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
911 It's a draw!! You lost a leg, I lost and arm and it lost a wheel. Do you think the car has Medicare? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
912 My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
913 Man vs. Train: The Final Episode 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
914 You see, doc, I keep hearing these loud whistles then I wake up in the hospital. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
915 The ad said great light and easy commute. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
916 Tell all the boys on 42nd Street that I will soon be there ! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
917 This is the last time we are riding economy class. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
918 So this was your idea of how to get your life back on track. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
919 I'm skeptical about this "Underground New York" tour. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
920 Trump kept his promise. The trains run on time! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
921 Next time, lets fly! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
922 And the definition of insanity is.... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
923 I see we are running over on our time, again. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
924 You're lucky you know. You almost hit the third rail setting up your chair. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
925 When does disability kick in? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
926 Dang! There goes the Club Car! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
927 I think we're getting somewhere. Let's try again next week. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
928 No, I just attribute it to bad luck. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
929 What were we thinking hanging out *in front of* the train before? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
930 I've fixed the brake this time. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
931 You're right. It's a lot less scary with insurance. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
932 I hear this is an up and coming hipster area. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
933 They'll start stopping, trust me. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
934 You're right, it's hard to pin that one on mom. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
935 I'd say you're doomed. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
936 No, I don't know the definition of insanity. Why do you ask? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
937 I must admit that this immersion therapy is curing my phobia of trains. Now I'm just afraid of doctors. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
938 I'm not so sure about this trackupucture 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
939 If I also grab my personal third rail, you can charge me for overtime. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
940 I guess we should've known the D stood for "Donald" when the wheels started falling off but it still somehow managed to stay on track and break us. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
941 Oh, great, it's the local. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
942 ?? "Pardon me, boy, is that the Chattanooga choo-choo?" ?? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
943 Looks like we've run over again. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
944 If this video doesn't go viral on YouTube, I may need to go back to work. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
945 We miscalculated; I don't think that is Henry driving. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
946 Now let's try exploring your relationship with Betty Lou without using props. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
947 Anything new? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
948 I just don't know if people outside of New York can relate to this. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
949 I think this is our stop 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
950 Surely there's got to be an easier way to proof the kid's algebra homework, Terry? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
951 Whoops! Almost touched the third rail there. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
952 I think I just saw a rat! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
953 I told you to be nicer to that nurse. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
954 I'm startin' to hear that clickity-clackin' again. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
955 I told you we shouldn't have mentioned that we're Republicans. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
956 She said it should help our PTSD. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
957 I thought you said the D didn't run on Easter. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
958 You say I am always in this recurring dream of yours? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
959 I'd like to step out of your nightmare for just a moment. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
960 I finally feel like we're on track. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
961 After months of failed diagnoses, I still don't think we're on the right track to recovery. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
962 Bob, our relationship is really going off the rails. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
963 If I'm right, you go back on your meds. If you're right, you get to rewrite Einstein's definition of insanity. Deal? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
964 Doc, I admit the Fight Club therapy sessions were good, but I think we're on the wrong track with this one... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
965 Hit us once, shame on us. Hit us twice, we're gonna sue. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
966 Whoa, Déjà vu. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
967 Well, our group therapy sessions are down to just you now. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
968 This is nothing. You should've seen my last VA hospital. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
969 If it doesn’t work this time, I’m moving to Oregon. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
970 What are the chances of it happening 7 times in a row? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
971 Are you sure they said to wait here for the worker's comp guy? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
972 We've got to get our obamacare in before the election frank! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
973 It would be the last time either of them said "What could possibly go wrong?" 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
974 Finally , a nice day, 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
975 The prognosis was tunnel vision. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
976 One last time...is this train your mother or your father? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
977 If this doesn't work, we'll try a Trump rally again. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
978 The Lord is my shepherd............... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
979 Our lawyers are going to make a bundle on this. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
980 So tell me, how often do you hear trains? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
981 Earl, pass the remote 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
982 Might as well add "flat" to "broke." 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
983 Breakthroughs are always painful. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
984 Looks like we will have to pick it up from here in let's say 8 weeks. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
985 The rest of the furniture arrives tomorrow. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
986 I can't tell if we're coming or going. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
987 They say this is the fastest track to the VA hospital. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
988 There are better ways to decouple. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
989 Exposure therapy is not for everyone. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
990 I'm thinking this time is not going to be better! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
991 I think we need a better personal injury lawyer for these insurance scams. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
992 I hate playing the same track over and over. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
993 Typical, just when you find a great seat... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
994 I can't look to the left, is that train coming or going? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
995 Assuming you survive the therapy, your risk addiction will be cured. Assuming you survive the therapy, your risk addiction will be cured. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
996 Why yes, I do hear a speeding train. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
997 As far back as I can remember, my mom would always say "Tommy, you just never learn, do you?" 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
998 You sure this is the new underground railroad to Canada's free healthcare? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
999 The ADA ramp will pop out in just a second. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1000 Fourth time's a charm. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1001 Is your rehab on track? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1002 Are you sure this makes us stronger? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1003 Relax. My GPS is almost always correct. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1004 I hope the light at the end of the tunnel is on my left 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1005 And here I thought we were finally on the right track... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1006 Forget the consequences. It is the principal of the matter. Sure, we may lose another battle, but we will win the war. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1007 I have a new appreciation for riding the rails. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1008 Are you sure that's a Timex? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1009 We're just about out of time. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1010 I live on the other side of the tracks 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1011 What are they gonna do? We're Union. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1012 It's brake time! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1013 My life also started out on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1014 I feel like I'm in a half-assed cartoon. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1015 At least it's quieter than my last apartment. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1016 Have you ever seen the movie "Trainspotting"? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1017 Trainspotting becomes as a contact sport. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1018 It's better than sticking around waiting to win the New Yorker Caption Contest. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1019 That's nice, but we're here for catharsis, not deja vu. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1020 whoa. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1021 I understand exactly how you feel. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1022 This is not a healthy addiction. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1023 Sue for a million? That train just left. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1024 We've cured your fear of death! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1025 OK, let's see if you can focus and then get back on the right track. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1026 I'm 99% sure it's traveling away from us this time. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1027 Chair men of the bored. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1028 Riding the rails seems much more comfortable these days. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1029 What does it say in our contract about being laid off? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1030 one more hit, and we can pay for our college. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1031 I feel a breakthrough coming. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1032 When you said subway sandwich, I thought.... 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1033 Uh oh. If the "B" train stood for broken bones... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1034 This should satisfy the deductible. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1035 Are you sure you signed up for Obamacare? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1036 I feel like this exposure therapy thing is actually beginning to work. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1037 I don't want to seem like a broken record, but it's time we moved to the right side of the tracks! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1038 What makes you think it is a reasonable fear now? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1039 I`m not going to rail about living on the tracks. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1040 Those upper class hobos don't know what their missing! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1041 You sure this'll work?" "Trust me. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1042 Next time just *tell* me about your dream. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1043 I miss the days when we used to catch ambulances. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1044 Yes, nightmare recreation therapy always works. Why do you ask? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1045 In hindsight, I don't think it would have worked even if the trains did run on time. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1046 Of course this is the proper way to do exposure therapy. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1047 What do you think we got wrong last time? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1048 Looks like the D is the only thing that's not broken. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1049 I've always preferred light rail. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1050 Just waiting for the Malbec Train. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1051 We can't continue these sessions if you refuse to discuss your fear of trains. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1052 This probably isn't covered either. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1053 Do you have anything else you want to say? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1054 I can't find my transit pass. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1055 If this doesn't work, we'll try poison. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1056 This might be my last psychology experiment. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1057 You know honey..I think our ship is finally going to come in. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1058 Your accident proneness is getting contagious 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1059 I thought you said this was the caboose. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1060 Are you sure the doctor wrote T-R-A-C-K-T-I-O-N? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1061 I feel so lucky to have found someone with similar interests. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1062 Uhh, do we have a back-up plan? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1063 Some waiting room. I understand the doctor's in training. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1064 Do you think our YouTube video of this will get one million hits? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1065 We should just call in sick next time. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1066 What we really need is a platform bed. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1067 Doc, sorry to drag you into this recurring nightmare of mine. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1068 I don't know Doc; it certainly feels real. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1069 The D is so unreliable. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1070 How many times do we have to go over this, Chuck? If a train leaves the station at 9:15 AM and there are... 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1071 Ghandi would have loved us. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1072 I find the vibrations extremely relaxing. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1073 They're not going to pull that eminent domain thing on us. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1074 I refuse to believe that a New York train is on time. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1075 Their triage was good as far as it went! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1076 "I say dear fellow, don't touch the third rail. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1077 Sounds like a Tornado coming. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1078 Trains are my hobby 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1079 We'll continue next week. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1080 Good thing we don't have jobs, cuz protesting is hard work. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1081 The Mindfullness Gap 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1082 -There you go, I just lost my train of thought. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1083 Sometimes immersion therapy can be a tad intense. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1084 It's all so random. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1085 I'm beginning to have second thoughts on your exposure therapy. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1086 are you sure this is the only way we will get coverage? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1087 If we can make it here, we can make it anywhere. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1088 My life's work was getting this chaise lounge through a turnstile. What do I do now? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1089 Trust me. It'll stop this time. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1090 It's the new way of testing operators' response time. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1091 So much for 'third-time-lucky'. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1092 'The lower cost of underground psychotherapy is a result of increased risk." 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1093 I'm not moving again. You? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1094 If it doesn't kill you...it'll make you stronger. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1095 Now how does one conquer their fears? Head on. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1096 Now you know why the D train never runs on time. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1097 Yes, it's a risk, but think of how exciting it is to live on the West Side! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1098 we'd best be moving along before the cartoonist finishes putting wheels on that subway car 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1099 Oh busses are a piece of cake. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1100 I wasn't into rehab either. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1101 Are you sure this is what the therapist meant when he said: "Get back on track." 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1102 At least he's in-network. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1103 I asked for which doctor's office has the shortest wait time. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1104 Doctor, seems we're not on the right track this session. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1105 Psychologically, we're making progress. But physically... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1106 I guess they fixed the signal problems. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1107 Maybe we should worry less about the symbolism. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1108 It looks like our hour is up. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1109 I would prefer the 'A' train. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1110 This should work better than sitting in the bike lane did. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1111 Normally I use the 'A' train. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1112 Would you mind switching seats? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1113 Still beats the bus. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1114 Where do you see yourself in all this? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1115 Knowing what kind of a temper Cheney has, you still had to mention the missing wheels. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1116 Trust me, this time the video will go viral. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1117 Could be worse. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1118 There has to be a better way to get our lives back on track 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1119 You sure this will move us up on the V.A.'s backlog? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1120 Are you sure pre-existing conditions are covered? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1121 Next time we Uber, ok? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
1122 D-Day, Part Two. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1123 Break time! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1124 Beats being at a Donald Trump rally. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1125 Wrong side of the tracks again! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
1126 Sticking my thumb out doesn't seem to be working either. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1127 Tarmac on Tuesday? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1128 I get that your childhood was a trainwreck but I'm not sure reconstructing the memory is helping. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1129 Sometimes, a train is just a train. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1130 We could use a transfer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1131 Ok, already. I get it. You're a self- sabotager. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1132 We're testing the dummies on board. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1133 You call this progress? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1134 But on the other hand it is convenient, 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1135 Fatal a-track-tion... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1136 This isn't what I meant by 'see you on the other side.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1137 I hate waiting for trains, don't you? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1138 Well Jim, looks like we picked the wrong place to convalesce. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1139 This aversion therapy will definitely help you get over your fear of trains. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1140 OK, so I was wrong last time...but this is definitely the High Line. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1141 So if we live we'll finally be covered by our insurance plan? Cool. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1142 It's all about safety first. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1143 Can we please just fake a slip in a supermarket next time? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1144 You're positive Guinness has a record for this?! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1145 Let's try one more time to revisit your subway-phobia. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1146 Do you smell urine? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1147 This is my last one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1148 Not only that, I'm also developing a vitamin D deficiency. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1149 This is the only thing that alleviates my depression. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1150 This commute is killing me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1151 Are you sure workers' comp covers pre-existing conditions? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1152 Good idea, these lounge chairs. This way, they can't say we're accident prone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1153 90-10 he doesn't stop in time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1154 One can only hope that the second time around will be more successful 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1155 I'm thinking now that the N train will be a bit of a stretch for us. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1156 If it backs over us we can sue for double! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1157 I think it's time you approach your therapy with a little more urgency. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1158 I prefer the express. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1159 I dunno, Marty - what do you want to do tonight? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1160 Negotiating with management is no longer a Win-Win. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1161 I miss the old days. Carrying signs. Maybe throwing a rock or two. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1162 I think they call it out-patient treatment now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1163 It only hurts when they pass. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1164 Did Frank Underwood recommend you? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1165 Maybe we should just meet at a coffee shop, like everyone else? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1166 This never gets old. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1167 Family as primary care givers is not a good plan. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1168 Next year, I pick the vacation spot. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1169 It still beats paying for HBO. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1170 I told you we're on the wrong track. This is the D train. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1171 Are you sure that's the back of the train? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1172 Shoot, we missed our train once again. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1173 This didn't work out last time either. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1174 Don't get too comfortable. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1175 You're right, this is way better than taking the F. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1176 How'd that miss? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1177 I've got a bad feeling about this exposure therapy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1178 Not to worry; Accident Prone Disorder is my specialty. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1179 You'll feel a little pinch. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1180 See you on the other side of the tracks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1181 Next time, I'm going to read the fine print on those discharge forms. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1182 Oh, you have a fear of *planes*! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1183 We're trying to be the first New Yorkers to get hit by every train. 3 down, 19 to go. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1184 It's painful for me too, but this won't work unless we stay on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1185 Let's see them try to settle this one in Small Claims. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1186 With our HMO we should have paid for the private room. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1187 It'd be kinda nice being in there right now wouldn't it? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1188 Our other clinic is in Monument Valley 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1189 I hope they have sorted this couch to train service 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1190 Only eight more times until Cats is off Broadway 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1191 They said we should take the A train 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1192 My doctorate is from Harvard but I'm training in New York. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1193 It's not as safe to wait for the D train here, but at least it smells better than the platform. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1194 What makes you think that this time will be any different? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1195 Third time better be the charm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1196 My doctor says I'll be able to get out of rehab real soon! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1197 Just because you feel my pain doesn't mean you understand me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1198 Whatever you do, don't touch the third rail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1199 They did say that trainees would be taking care of us. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1200 So tell me about your fear of being hit by a train 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1201 i think i can-in confidence-confirm, mr egglesby- that yours is an authentic case of 'one-track-mind' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1202 You'll have to speak up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1203 Wait, you don't have life insurance? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1204 Man, I wish I knew how to quit you! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1205 Life should only be so easy ! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1206 Try to relax... another train should be coming through soon. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1207 We should be able to retire after this one. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1208 Do you think SPF 50 is enough for now? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1209 Yeah, we missed it but you still can't say we've never caught a break. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1210 No, you're not insane because you're expecting it to be a little different this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1211 Tell me again--how this will make us rich. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1212 With this final exercise, your desensitation will be complete. You will be cured of your siderodromophobia and can live a normal, healthy life. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1213 I think it's safe to say that we both a break though. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1214 How is this train staying upright on only one rail and with wheels only on one side? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1215 Let's continue where we left off last time...you were talking about your sense of doom, hmm? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1216 These casts really are indestructible! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1217 Your fears are genuine and deep-seated. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1218 I call it 'extreme rebirthing.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1219 OK, now concentrate and visualize what the train wheels looked like on the other side 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1220 If I'm still afraid of trains after this session I'm asking for my money back. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1221 NOT to worry the train is NEVER on time! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1222 He did say it was "On the D-train". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1223 Where else you gonna get part-time and benefits? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1224 Is that the front or the back. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1225 So in this dream did it hurt when the train hit you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1226 They never give us a full 15 minute break anymore. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1227 Hey, Uber didn't work so great in the beginning either. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1228 On the other hand, it's rent controlled. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1229 I'm going downtown--on the express. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1230 Our new vacation policy really hurts. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1231 The bnb's owner asked me to mention his proximity to local transportation in my review! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1232 Rest before the D train, they said. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1233 This is not what I meant by alfresco dining 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1234 I'm beginning to question the wisdom of LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1235 This is definitely in network 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1236 Your therapy is right on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1237 Maybe now we'll meet our deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1238 You are sure we have reached the annual maximum out-of-pocket insurance co-payments? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1239 One more session aught to be enough to overcome your fear of trains. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1240 They usually stop. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1241 I admire the tagger's use of shadow and light 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1242 I think the D Train is more reliable 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1243 I'm afraid our time is almost up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1244 I think you're afraid of confrontation 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1245 Do you think the "D" takes us to the hospital? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1246 We'll be downtown in no time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1247 Batman to Superman: It's showtime now. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1248 Not to worry sweetheart, our insurance covers pre-existing conditions. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1249 I'm just trying to make meaning from experience. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1250 Ever feel like your life has come off the rails? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1251 I've woken up in worse places. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1252 "Hows your day going"? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1253 Well, Gary, let's hope the third time's the charm for these life insurance policies. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1254 This is not what I meant when I said that we should downsize and travel more. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1255 Doc, I'm not sure this re-enactment therapy is the best idea.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1256 You were right, we should have just taken a cab 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1257 The 5:24 is right on time--unfortunately. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1258 I thought 'Watch the Gap' was just for the riders. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1259 There's nothing to worry about. This train's never on time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1260 'I'm pretty sure we're on the right side of the tracks now.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1261 Learning to face your fears sounds so good on paper. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1262 If this train left the station 20 minutes ago, how long will it take the ambulance to meet us at the next one? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1263 Sorry, you were saying about the accident? I momentarily lost your train of thought... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1264 Certainly, but dig deeper. This fear of trains comes from something that happened during your childhood. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1265 It's transference not transference 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1266 I really feel they need to be clearer about what they mean by a 'training analysis.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1267 I hope you are right that the D Train has better insurance. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1268 You know what? A low deductible is not the be-all and end-all of insurance. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1269 I don't know what's worse, housing costing a figurative or a literal arm and a leg. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1270 My pain management doctor says I'm on the right track to recovery. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1271 Wow...Medicare Plan D is more expensive than I thought. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1272 Do you still want a second opinion? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1273 Eventually you'll begin to _fear_ getting hit by the train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1274 'Get right back on that horse' sounded good at the time! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1275 I really hate reenacting my dreams. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1276 '' Where was Superman when we needed him.'' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1277 The D train is late today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1278 But people always said we had tunnel vision. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1279 So it's the D again--we'll continue this on the other side this time, sliding scale. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1280 Tell him to stop! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1281 Second time lucky. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1282 Doc, this is the perfect location to talk about my past! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1283 It's like waiting for the Republican presidential nominee to be announced 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1284 " That railroad pension plan isn't as good as I had hope it would be". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1285 I'd feel better if that "D" were changed to an "R." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1286 Exposure therapy takes time. But perhaps we should have started with your social anxieties. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1287 Remember the last time we tried to flag down the D train? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1288 I told the ambulance driver that I won't be able to train for a while! I'm not sure he understood! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1289 The D Train is early today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1290 It’s just one damn train after another. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1291 Last time I took the A-train and all I got was this lousy cast. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1292 Nah, we have plenty of time it's an NJ Transit train 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1293 I'm thinking sky diving next. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1294 Enough about your mother. Now, tell me your first memories about your father." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1295 I think these lounge chairs hurt our credibility in court 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1296 We should have given that Red Cap a tip. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1297 Same time next week? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1298 Let me stop it with my cast! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1299 It was a hell of a ride. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1300 Beach is a state of mind 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1301 Being an immigrant sucks 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1302 Sorry doc, my insurance doesn't have triple indemnity. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1303 Dr. Mortimer's dream theory suffers a major setback. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1304 No, thinking about ones mortality is actually very common. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1305 Facing fears is important. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1306 They don't make locomotives the way they used to. In the old days, we'd have still been in the hospital for another two or three weeks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1307 In this job market even an unpaid internship makes sense. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1308 Today I'm going to have to cut you off early. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1309 Somehow train watching isn't what I expected. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1310 This time we get it right! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1311 As avid locomotive enthusiasts, Dave and Tom never stopped to question their devotion. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1312 Do you think the Union Lawyers will believe us? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1313 This is the first time you mentioned your father... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1314 I know this is painful for you, but it is nothing compared to Manhattan Office rental rates. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1315 This is going to cost us an arm and a leg! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1316 Maybe we should rethink this Airbnb, the location is great, but... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1317 I don't think this is what doc meant by traction. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1318 Like they say: 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1319 This time we'll show that the Affordable Care Act is a scam!!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1320 Sometimes I just feel I'm on the wrong track... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1321 At least we gave as good as we got. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1322 Time's up. Now if you excuse me I have another patient waiting on track 9. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1323 This is us. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1324 Same light at the end of the tunnel as last time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1325 My disability has almost run out. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1326 You won't have to worry about the bill. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1327 That was unexpected. Have you seen the movie Ghost? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1328 In spite of the occasional intrusions, it's a decent place. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1329 Well, I guess there are worse things that could happen. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1330 That's the last time I use Craigslist. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1331 I think we've made some great breakthroughs today. Unfortunately, we are out of time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1332 This is D end.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1333 It could always be worse. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1334 Thank goodness for Obamacare. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1335 I told you we should of used Uber to go to the clinic. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1336 I don't think it's so much the bandages, our our proximity to the trains, I just don't think we're catching the kind of rays in here we had expected. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1337 As long as the “lightning only strikes once” idea holds, we should be ok. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1338 I guess this is what passes for healthcare these days. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1339 We'll have to change at 145th street to the "A" to get to Presbyterian Medical Center on 168th street. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1340 You must face your fears of getting run over by a train, even if you do get run over by a train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1341 To management, "Request additional 6 months sick leave, starting tomorrow." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1342 I'm starting to question our physical therapist's tactics. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1343 Once again, it looks like our time is up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1344 This is not what I had in mind when I said "I share your pain". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1345 Perfectly safe as long as you don't touch the third rail, why do you ask? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1346 It's all about the gentle warm breeze. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1347 I wonder if Donald Trump will pay the driver's legal fees? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1348 This is the last time I play Chicken with you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1349 This is The MTA with an important message: There has been a regression on the track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1350 I feel that the train hallucination is becoming more real 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1351 "This is the best hospital, isn't it Larry?" (by Frances Bell, age 6) 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1352 Maybe we should have taken the "B" train? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1353 We're just a couple of guys with some LOCO motives. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1354 I've always wanted track lighting 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1355 …and in sharing your fears, they begin to lose their power. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1356 What would James Bond do? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1357 You getting any R & R ? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1358 I dunno Bob, I just feel like Trump speaks for me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1359 We've learned that your fears are very real. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1360 We're on the right track for a workman's comp settlement. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1361 I thought that "third rail" thing was simply a figure of speech....... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1362 You can take a taxi if you want to. I am waiting right here for d' ambulance. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1363 The MTA is gonna strike again 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1364 What doesn't kill you... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1365 If this doesn't get us into Guinness, I'm done. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1366 Second time is the charm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1367 Come on ya dumb train, double or nothin'. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1368 Maybe we should switch to the local. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1369 This is what we get for enrolling in Medicare Part D? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1370 The air down here is going to kill us one of these days. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1371 D train's a mite early today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1372 Don't you think it's time we gave up train spotting. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1373 I think we're both suffering from a one-track mind. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1374 Still doubt the power of positive thinking? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1375 I told you--we both get hurt when there's transference. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1376 What are the odds of this happening twice, right? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1377 Sometimes, I just feel accident-prone. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1378 So then she said it was time for 'exposure therapy'... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1379 I hope you have enough pain pills left for both of us. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1380 Time to stop blaming others for problems. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1381 Its like i said, Frank. 'Lay down on the couch and I'll show you my big D. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1382 A light at the end of the tunnel indeed. Be careful what you wish for... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1383 You said you wanted a recliner that vibrates. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1384 Third time's a charm, right? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1385 We'll be safe here, if the train goes any further it goes into the washing station. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1386 I paid extra for the lounge car. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1387 Now, I think we're all feeling a little hurt after last week's session. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1388 Tell me about your biggest fear. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1389 I hope Obama Care covers train wrecks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1390 We might not like it, but Pres. Trump's made the trains run on time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1391 I love living at the last stop. You don't have to rush to catch the train. It always travels in your direction. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1392 My staycation has it all: saving money, beating crowds, avoiding sun exposure. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1393 With this we should be able to meet our deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1394 Maybe we'll finally meet our deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1395 No way this train arrives on time twice in a row. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1396 And this is still safer than a Trump rally. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1397 I never knew train-spotting in a city would be such a dangerous hobby. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1398 It's on time, but shouldn't we be on the platform? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1399 We should have taken the A train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1400 Usually it's a little girl telling me I can fly, but whatever. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1401 Are you sure this is an express train....? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1402 Lightning doesn't strike twice, huh? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1403 See - it can't be real if it doesn't have wheels in both sides. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1404 It still beats than the crowds at the High Line. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1405 3 down 99,997 to go. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1406 Really? I prefer Blonde on Blon.....oh. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1407 Oh God, here we go again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1408 OK ... one more time ... you hear a rumble and a screech of brakes ... and then what? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1409 Lightning never strikes twice. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1410 Yeah, one of these weeks they'll be movin' this old subway car, and we'll hafta find another place to reminisce... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1411 When did you first realize your life was off track? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1412 Then I figured, how much worse can it get? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1413 The "D" stand for we're dead man and don't be late! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1414 I'm finally getting my life on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1415 They always return to the scene of the crime. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1416 We'll get it right this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1417 I don't care if it is rent controlled, its' time to move. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1418 I feel like we're finally getting back on track... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1419 The 'Subway Fixer Upper' is right on time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1420 If those suckers lived here they'd be home by now! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1421 I don't know Doc'... I'm beginning to suspect that this isn't the best way for me to get over my fear of trains... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1422 Again, sometimes a train is just a train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1423 Maybe this one won't hit me as hard as my divorce. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1424 My wife says I'm careless but I tell her I just have really bad luck. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1425 After this, our health insurance will finally pay for everything. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1426 Aren't you happy? This way we save the airfare to Oregon. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1427 We should have tried this the first time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1428 Practice makes perfect 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1429 It's better to get hit with it all at once. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1430 The doctor said we shouldn't move. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1431 Sometimes I feel like I keep setting myself up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1432 Here's to a speedy recovery. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1433 This isn't a tenure track position. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1434 By golly, Bob, we've finally trained them! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1435 Not MY president. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1436 Next week, can I confront my fear of the B train? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1437 Why does the D train hurt more than the others? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1438 There has to be an easier way to make a living other that suing the subway company for pain and suffering. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1439 Unfortunately it looks like our time is just about up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1440 Where'd you say Verna got the name of that ambulance chaser? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1441 Volunteers test new battleground casts 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1442 No one forced you to hire the guy who teaches people to face their fears head-on. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1443 Well now we know what the 'D' stands for... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1444 I have come to the unexpected conclusion that your anxieties are well founded. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1445 My lawyer says if I can keep faking it I am on track for a big settlement. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1446 Thank goodness, this time it's a local and not the express. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1447 It's the price you pay for living life in the fast lane. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1448 Are you sure we're on the right track? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1449 We'll get a free ride now 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1450 Hombre , it's not the speed , it' the direction ... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1451 He must know all the handicapped parking spots were taken 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1452 But as we established last week, the Subway DOES exist. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1453 Maybe it will be different this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1454 Don't worry, you won't find a D train here, they take the bridge. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1455 They said physical therapy might hurt. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1456 Their first attempt at suicide wasn't a success, so... "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again", said by the famous William E. Hickson. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1457 Let's call off the bet. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1458 Been feeling rundown as usual, doc. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1459 I definitely thought they said brains. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1460 If only hospitals had an express service. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1461 If he backs up, our health care insurance carrier will drop us for sure. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1462 Yeah, 'Blood On The Tracks' was my favorite Dylan album too! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1463 I wonder what the D stands for? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1464 Darn, I'm not supposed to move this arm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1465 How 'bout those Mets? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1466 Just don't touch the third rail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1467 Don't take this lying down. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1468 Okay, today's exercise should clear up your siderodromophobia 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1469 This was the cheapest office that I could afford. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1470 IF YOU DONT SUCEED THE FIRST TIME, TRY TRY AGAIN 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1471 Do you still advise me to live in the moment and not worry about the future? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1472 After this I think we'll be ready to tackle your fear the of heights. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1473 Yes, I'm sure these sessions will deal with your phobia. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1474 Did you check to see if our policy excludes preexisting conditions? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1475 I still believe it: what doesn't kill you ... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1476 Remember, they can't turn you away just because you have a pre-existing condition. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1477 I get claustrophobic in tunnels. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1478 This new insurance company stinks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1479 Okay, this time, just imagine it's moving. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1480 Well, I am convinced that your Siderodromophobia is based in reality. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1481 I think I'll go back to helping sex addicts. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1482 She self-identifies as a monorail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1483 I just feel like I'm on the wrong track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1484 In these times of uncertainty, I find the inevitability of a moving train to be oddly reassuring. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1485 I know I need to quit this, but I'm not sure I've hit 'rock bottom' yet. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1486 The D train is the fastest way to Yankee Stadium. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1487 I'm going for full retirement - last time the jury only awarded me half million dollars. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1488 And what does this 'big train' remind you of? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1489 What did I say before we left? You're just gonna have to hold in it now. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1490 ...and this is a recurring dream? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1491 You know, it didn't stop the first time... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1492 Oh Crap! Not again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1493 Next time Fred... You sit in the front seat... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1494 My father always said you came from the wrong side of the tracks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1495 I heard that. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1496 I know a really great place to be on life support. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1497 Oh well. See you on the other side! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1498 okay , here is how shock therapy works 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1499 I know our little scheme looked good on paper, but somehow I feel we've overlooked something in its execution. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1500 We just can't catch a break. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1501 No problem, we're at 206th street. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1502 I "I'm beginning to regret that 'Doctors without MetroCards' joke I made at the ER. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1503 I hear the drivers will meet the track workers soon to go over our complaint. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1504 I don't understand why so few people are showing up to our support group 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1505 Well, there's always parachute-less skydiving. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1506 Patient exhibits signs of derailment. What color tie should I wear tomorrow? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1507 Our ambulance chaser will be here momentarily on E. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1508 Suddenly, being on the wrong side of the tracks doesn't sound so bad! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1509 The view from this Airbnb isn't that much better than the last one. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1510 Let's go for broke. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1511 On the bright side, the rent is affordable. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1512 Train workers never strike twice! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1513 These helmets are great! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1514 I'm pretty sure they said the MTA have the best coverage 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1515 Are you absolutely sure eminent domain works like this? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1516 I feel we're on track for a speedy recovery. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1517 I forwarded my mail to your house. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1518 D Train's latest hits. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1519 Looks like they fixed that switch 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1520 You know Frank. This didn't work out too well the first time so explain to me why we're doing it again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1521 ...just one more leg to go! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1522 Break time is about over. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1523 I'm not too bad. How about yourself? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1524 I couldn't imagine being anything other than a stuntman. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1525 Sooner or later we need to find Zoe! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1526 The view is not too good but it is close to Metro. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1527 Still less painful then going through our insurance. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1528 ...and the insurance company won't suspect a thing!!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1529 I'll prove to you that it wasn't the third rail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1530 Doctor, I went along with your fear of heights therapy, but I’m having second thought about this. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1531 THE RESORT FOR DEDICATED RAILROAD WORKERS ON DISABILITY 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1532 D Train! D Train! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1533 If we don't win a Guinness World Record this time, I'm out. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1534 Wow this television is really realistic! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1535 I am not sure the insurance company is going to buy this. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1536 Ahhh...here it comes...three months in a nice hospital bed....three squares a day...pretty nurses...What could be better? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1537 I know our last session was traumatic, but I think we're on the right track this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1538 I had a great job and a wonderful girlfriend in Paris, but I missed all this. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1539 I'm not sure everything is better with alcohol. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1540 I kept telling you: See something say something! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1541 Relax - we're nowhere near the third rail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1542 We should have voted for Frank Underwood. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1543 Uh Oh! It has that smile again! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1544 You gotta cigarette? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1545 finally, an end to our suffering. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1546 Looks like the train is going dangerously fast again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1547 Describe to me again, the moment you saw the light. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1548 Too bad our insurance won't pay for a better rehab facility. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1549 Let's keep our recovery on track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1550 Next time we occupy Wall Street, I vote we work the main level. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1551 We're covered, as long as this is a local. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1552 that's the last time I buy "baggage class"!!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1553 I'm starting to understand why the rent is so good. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1554 (Sound of train screeching to a halt) "Previously on Subway Post-Op..." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1555 Don't worry, if you don't survive I won't bill. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1556 Can't afford to move. We're broke. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1557 Well, as Einstein said, 'Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1558 Is this the train waiting for the wrecks that have already happened? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1559 Just stay away from the third rail. That's really dangerous. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1560 Your anxieties are of a common, yet surprisingly vivid character. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1561 Just finished reading Anna Karenina. I'll text her back. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1562 Did you leave a note for the therapist? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1563 Providing we eschew rats and the third rail, the place is quite commodious. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1564 I'm sure glad our year of living dangerously is almost over. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1565 I am being rail lazy today! I wish there wouldn't be any trains going through every 5 seconds. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1566 I mean, what are the chances? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1567 Well, look on the bright side. The train didn't come off unscathed. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1568 We'll be at Coney Island in no time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1569 I don't think this therapy is working on my fear of trains. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1570 We should've waited for the express. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1571 Have you overcome your fear of train tracks yet? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1572 As Dorothy Parker said, 'The Bronx, no thonx.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1573 If you see something, say something. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1574 Stranger Under A Train 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1575 We'll be at the ER in 15 minutes or less, I betcha! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1576 Once again, I feel as though we are on the wrong track 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1577 That ride cost us some arms and some legs. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1578 I know the MTA provides sick leave, Haversham, but I really need to finish installing those right rear wheels! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1579 Third time will be the charm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1580 Again? You need remedial psychology "training"? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1581 Sometimes I just feel like we're at the end of the line 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1582 Sure the furniture is nice, but still I'm a little uncomfortable. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1583 I think it's time we had another break. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1584 yeah... under my new PPO this is the best room I can get 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1585 Let's go over this whole "lightning never strikes twice" theory of yours again ... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1586 Ya' can't beat the rent! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1587 Once again, I respectfully state that you are on the wrong train of thought. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1588 File it under the, "Lightning don't strike twice rule." We're good. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1589 You're making great progress John. I think we can talk politics again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1590 Oh well, the five ten should be along in a few minutes! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1591 You should see what happened with Dave and the 4 train last week. Damn near paid off his house. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1592 Relax, we're taking the 'A' train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1593 I'm glad we signed up for the Dr. Kevorkian plan. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1594 "D" as in "Deja vu". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1595 It's a good training. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1596 Maybe we'll catch a break. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1597 Looks like we're out of time again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1598 You would think it had learned by now 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1599 Well, I guess we won't make the sale at Ikea. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1600 See, train watching isn't safer than bungee jumping. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1601 Well, at least he made the trains run on time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1602 I don't forsee that being an issue. But, I'm not exactly known for my foresight. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1603 This should resolve your trust issues once and for all. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1604 This isn't bad...you should see how workman's comp works in my country. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1605 Why did I procrastinate on my suicide note? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1606 Same old same old 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1607 Thank heavens we're Canadian. That would have taken six months in the States 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1608 Is it me or do you hear something, too? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1609 Still, it's less crowded than the Highline. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1610 They can't deny us for benefits after this... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1611 It's a D-line fracture. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1612 Perhaps its time to call our real estate agent 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1613 I wish we could get untracked. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1614 The D train's killing me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1615 The price you pay for extra leg room. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1616 I guess this really wraps it up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1617 Did you call the trial lawyers? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1618 I'm just glad we get to go out as a penis joke. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1619 This Augmented Reality tech is brilliant. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1620 They say the third suicide attempt' the charm 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1621 Now visualize a safe place. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1622 I know you are trying to cure me from my phobia of trains, but this just isn't working. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1623 "I told you that we should have taken the "A" Train! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1624 Let's talk about who might be enabling your suicidal tendencies.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1625 The wheels came off my campaign early. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1626 I feel an epiphany coming! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1627 Well I think this new Obamacare plan sucks! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1628 This waiting room will be the death of us. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1629 Doctor,my wife says I'm a train wreck waiting to happen 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1630 I've decided cognitive therapy is probably the way to go 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1631 Might get a little chilly at night but wait til they crank her up, it's positively invigorating. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1632 Your training is almost complete. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1633 Yup, we are beside ourselves with itch. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1634 I believe some dreams should be repressed. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1635 That car sure came out of nowhere. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1636 They give me Medicare on line 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1637 They say lightning never strikes twice. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1638 Okay honey, third time's a charm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1639 Don't worry. We're covered for pre-existing conditions. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1640 This form of euthanasia takes a lot longer than I thought! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1641 I always feel worse going to Brooklyn than arriving from it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1642 See you on the other side, Frank. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1643 Don't worry. I've got malpractice insurance up the ying yang. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1644 Look! If we dive forward, we're saved! No wheels of the left side! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1645 Are you sure were covered for this? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1646 These local trains are going to be the death of me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1647 All things considered, though, you can't beat the $800 a month rent. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1648 No better place to be in traction than the tracks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1649 You're always getting off on the wrong track! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1650 I thought you said— 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1651 This is what we should have tried to begin with. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1652 Retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1653 I prefer the sex dreams. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1654 D service was rerouted due to trauma on the tracks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1655 The only people who care about us are geeks who read the New Yorker Magazine jokes. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1656 Our ongoing investigation of Zeno's Paradox may be about to reach its-- 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1657 Tell me what the "D" stands for again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1658 I like to imagine that it could have been worse. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1659 When did you first notice these "feelings" ? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1660 You just HAD to try the little red button, huh? Feel better? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1661 We're safe until someone adds the wheels 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1662 For our next session I'd prefer going back to the Niagara Falls barrel. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1663 Don't worry Quantum Mechanics says we are here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1664 Isn't this a little extreme doc...couldn't we just move from America to get away from Trump? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1665 Shouldn't we have set up over there? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1666 I knew your travel Web site would somehow end up costing us an arm and a leg. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1667 Don't worry, it's the D train. We still have an eternity. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1668 Did your attorney explain how this would all play out? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1669 Forget the sidelines, we're sitting on the line. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1670 I'm pretty sure this is the back of the train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1671 I'm telling you for the last time, no more double dares! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1672 Yes, it has its challenges, but it's the only place I can afford in Manhattan. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1673 Is that your stomach growling? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1674 I told you the D train was always on schedule, you owe me five dollars. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1675 Exposure therapy only works if you want it to work.....and if you survive. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1676 I guess that grateful dead song was more than just a warning. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1677 Mass transit--the sport of masochists. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1678 Actually this is not as bizarre as a train with no wheels on one side. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1679 Want to up the bet to ten bucks, who's got the better coverage ? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1680 See? Doesn't it feel good to face things head on? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1681 If my calculations are right he's five minutes early 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1682 Now for our final Systematic Desensitization session. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1683 I see my protest also as a lifestyle. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1684 Rail travel cost an arm and a leg these days 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1685 Still beats coach. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1686 They weren't kidding when they said the lounge is in the rear. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1687 will it hurt? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1688 At least the worst is over. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1689 You really have to keep getting outside your comfort zone. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1690 Well Doc, like I told you in our last session, I feel as if everyone is out to get me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1691 You sure this is the best way to get worker's comp? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1692 ``If you say `wrong place, wrong time' once more, I'll scream.'' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1693 What makes you think we've been railroaded? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1694 Confronting your fear of heights went well, so let's talk about your obsession with trains and tunnels. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1695 It's a shame they moved us out here. I hear the A train treats their casualties a lot better. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1696 I know that I was wrong about the freeway, but we should be safe here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1697 This will conclude our thearpy sessions. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1698 At least it was nice of them to give us their seats. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1699 This way we can say that we've lived and died on the railroad. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1700 So much of life is just down to luck. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1701 I continue to be haunted by my recent past. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1702 You must be dying for that cast to come off. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1703 The nurse said this is the waiting room, right? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1704 And so you're saying that *this time*, for sure, it's all in my mind? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1705 Third time's the charm. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1706 Remember, the train is more afraid of you than you are of it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1707 With a little help we can take this to Coney Island. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1708 I know we're skipping around the list, but today we will be focusing on your selaphobia, phonophobia, and musophobia. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1709 I'm not in it for the money. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1710 I just can't continue to repeat your past with you... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1711 This should get 'er done. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1712 That blast of air before impact is quite refreshing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1713 I really think we should stop meeting like this. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1714 You know, I'm too beginning to doubt the efficacy of exposure therapy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1715 Ugh, not this again... No, Bob, I don't hear anything. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1716 It helps me keep track of when the hour's up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1717 Every time we get comfortable.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1718 Relax. My chiropractor calls it "aversion therapy". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1719 Coney Island freak shows, here we come! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1720 Well, here's hoping the express packs more of a punch than the local. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1721 I don't think this is the best way to cure your phobia of trains. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1722 "D"etails matter. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1723 Not to worry. Donald said he was going to take great care of the wounded vets. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1724 Doc, I know you believe in exposure therapy, but I'm starting to wonder if we couldn't find a better place for our weekly sessions. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1725 No more messing around with golf carts. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1726 Do you still want to grab some beers when our shift is over? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1727 Ssshhh! You are breaking my train of thought! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1728 I'm telling you... you've GOT to face your fears 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1729 We ran over! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1730 Just like I told you, 30 minutes late. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1731 At least we're not on the third rail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1732 Fell in front of a train. You? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1733 Free appendectomy here we come! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1734 So you really think your life is a train wreck? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1735 I remember when rail transport didn't cost an arm and a leg. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1736 Riding the rails isn't as fun as it used to be. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1737 And you said "Parkour, anyone? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1738 Location, location, locomotion. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1739 'Hitchcockian'? Hardly. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1740 This is what life feels like when you don't go to college. Kids, do yoursleves a favor and do good in school! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1741 Eternity: Right on time! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1742 I know office space is spendy Doc, but I thought you were kidding about costing an arm and a leg! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1743 When Trump gets elected its all you can do 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1744 Betcha they put the other wheels on before we heal. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1745 Fred MacMurray made it look so easy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1746 Injury lawsuits! A little risky but good money. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1747 The gift card is never worth it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1748 Don't be silly! Everyone knows lightning doesn't strike twice. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1749 Where are we going next? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1750 Doc, the price of convenience for our session's location costs an arm and a leg. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1751 All my dreams seem so real! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1752 It's best we don't get off track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1753 I think we made a lot of progress on your siderodromophobia. On your next session we'll tackle...AAAHHH! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1754 Part of me is starting to think this was a bad idea. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1755 These walk in clinics are popping up everywhere. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1756 I'm sure glad the doctor told us to relax and not train so much. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1757 If at first you don't su-- 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1758 Reginald and Abigail had finally come to the realization that their relationship was not solely harmful; it was a train wreck in the making. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1759 I think we can safely cross this off our bucket list. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1760 ...aaaand here we go again... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1761 I know you think I'm crazy, but I have this déjà vu sensation again... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1762 2nd time is a charm 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1763 Best seats in the house, trust me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1764 I don't think we are on track to fully recover. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1765 Watch your foot -- you're near the third rail. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1766 Tell me more about Dad. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1767 Sometimes a dream is NOT just a dream. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1768 The end is near. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1769 Of course I support him, he knows what this country was found on - only the strong survive. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1770 Remember the time we had to jump off a trestle and only suffered a broken nose. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1771 So with this type of training, Doc, you think that I will be able to walk again? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1772 Looks like breakneck speed to me, but we'll see. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1773 Sorry, my last session ran a little over. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1774 Maybe we're on the wrong track again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1775 What kind of rehab is this again? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1776 So I'm just trying to pass the time away all the live-long day. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1777 I think I need to raise my rates 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1778 I agree, your delusion does seem very real. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1779 And when was the last time you had one of these 'deja vu moments'? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1780 I think it's one of those phantom limb feelings. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1781 I'd like to reiterate once again that method therapy is a long process. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1782 Oops! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1783 I've been twerkin' on the railroad. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1784 If you miss the "A" train You'll find you've missed the quickest way to Harlem. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1785 Just relax, Frank; nobody is ignoring our claim this time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1786 You should have seen my rate at the last office. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1787 Tell me again. We're the brakemen? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1788 I think a white noise machine might be a better choice. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1789 The good news is it's rent controlled but you have to watch for schedule changes. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1790 This should help relieve your trainophobia. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1791 We may not be on the right track to recovery! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1792 Once we meet the deductible it won't be so bad 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1793 One limb each and comfy seats--hey, not bad for regular fare. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1794 This time appears to be more than just an error in judgment. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1795 We really can't go overtime again this week. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1796 They don't call it the D Train for nothing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1797 I sometimes wonder if there was a catch to complaining about too much sun in our room. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1798 What was it that made you lose all hope? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1799 One last settlement – to make sure we’re comfortable. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1800 Damn D Train... Back at it again 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1801 This will be a quickie. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1802 The listing said that it was very close to public transportation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1803 'Let's go on a reality show,' he said. 'It'll be fun,' he said. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1804 I can't find my ticket. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1805 ''I feel like things are finally moving in the right direction.'' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1806 Millie said I could have a caboose cave. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1807 We'd still be wailing on the track if that was the local. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1808 I suppose it's too late to call 9-1-1. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1809 "When I applied for a job as a buffer I thought they wanted me to polish cars". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1810 Before the new administration, if you were hit, they'd just leave you for dead! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1811 Nope, I'd still rather not talk about your family coming to visit. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1812 I told you it wasn't safe to steal those wheels. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1813 I can see our time is up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1814 Get ready...make it look like an accident. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1815 I think we can qualify for half-fare now. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1816 This train fare costs an arm and a leg. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1817 What kind of screw-up is this??? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1818 I thought this was supposed to be pain therapy not train therapy! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1819 The good news is, after years of therapy, I think we are finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1820 I'll get up in a minute. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1821 Maybe I should try skydiving. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1822 On the plus side, these life coach sessions are free. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1823 I told you reading between the lines was a bad idea 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1824 Okay, this time I bet he stops. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1825 I was just thinking, the "El" with it all. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1826 Call it pop psychology but D train desensitization promotes extinction of phobias. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1827 Too bad we missed the F Train. This is what happens when you get stuck taking the D Train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1828 If I go down, we'll all get splinters! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1829 Here we go, pal! It's crunch time! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1830 Do you know what the odds are of getting struck by a train twice are. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1831 This is the last time we use Airbnb. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1832 Maybe next time you won't use your cellphone in the quiet car. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1833 Finally—these delays are killing me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1834 At least we have seats for the rush hour commute. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1835 That long recovery time they talked about doesn't sound so bad right now! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1836 Its 3pm, we call this the 3-D experience 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1837 You said there'd be wheels. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1838 Let's get back to your dream about missing the Brooklyn local. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1839 I hope this finally disproves your fear that the express is faster than the local. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1840 Next time we go to the HIGH line! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1841 Trust me. This is the way to cure your fear of subways. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1842 I still prefer this to what's on the networks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1843 Boy this brings back fond memories. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1844 Same time next week, Mr. Karenina? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1845 I'm beginning to suspect our wives' retirement suggestions. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1846 Nothing is easy, Mitch. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1847 Trust me: if there is no mustached villain involved, we're safe. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1848 Can you believe this weather we're having? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1849 The one time we come prepared to wait for the train... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1850 Does 'lightening doesn't strike the same place twice' apply to us? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1851 So it's not a Pullman sleeper.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1852 I told you we should take the A train. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1853 Now, isn't this more exciting than rock climbing? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1854 According to the schedule, we're good here for another 2 hours and 7 minutes. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1855 Hair of the dog, Smythe. Do I have to explain everything? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1856 They call it the VA Express Service. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1857 Relax; it's only an Escher drawing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1858 I've got a great P.I. lawyer if the D train doesn't stop here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1859 Now if my calculations are correct the backing up of this train should reverse our injuries that we suffered yesterday. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1860 I don't think our lives are going to stay on-track much longer. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1861 Imagine if the damn thing had been on time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1862 Look on the bright side. Gauze is covered under our plan. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1863 That train of thought won't help you out. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1864 when the times comes it's never to late to relax. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1865 If you remember dear your "persistence" was the reason I feel in love with you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1866 Sometimes, I really wonder if we're on the right track... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1867 We really need to find a better way to calculate math questions about moving trains. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1868 Is it me or does this train have on a happy face? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1869 The subway can cost you an arm and a leg these days. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1870 It's the 3rd rail that'll kill ya. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1871 There's gotta be an easier way. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1872 You have about ten seconds to tell me what's wrong before our time ends. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1873 These new training sessions are wearing me out. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1874 What seems to be the trouble? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1875 Well, on the bright side, I've already met my deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1876 This should finally get us past our insurance deductibles. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1877 What don't kill you only makes you stronger. If this doesn't work we'll try the N train next. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1878 First a wheel, then the caboose. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1879 And in your dream, what happened to us after you saw this on-coming train? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1880 Never thought we'd derail like this 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1881 This will help me get rid of my itchy cast. What's your excuse? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1882 Are we about to run over time again? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1883 Let's continue to explore this sense of impending doom you have. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1884 Relax, we've already met our deductible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1885 If it doesn't work this time, we'll just have to learn to live with Trump as President. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1886 This is great live t.v. I love it. We should come here more often. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1887 sometimes the contestants get a second chance in the suicide game 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1888 I think its time we should move. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1889 I thought you said the 'A' Train was going to finish us off! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1890 I wonder what's keeping Superman? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1891 We've got to wrap this session up. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1892 I thought you told me the "D" Line was not running today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1893 Who said there's no affordable housing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1894 Shall we order takeout? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1895 Is it me, or has it been a while since I laughed at a New Yorker cartoon? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1896 If this wasn't the family business, I'd quit and do something else. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1897 I think I changed my mind. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1898 THIS DIDN'T WORK THE LAST TIME WE TRIED TO GET A FREE RIDE. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1899 That sign says D train. You told me we were here for the Punch Line. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1900 I'm sensing a breakthrough. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1901 I've decided to work on my bacterial flora. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1902 You're right. It's right on time this morning. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1903 Oh no, not another express! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1904 A Freudian. Why? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1905 Are you sure this is what the doctor meant by being in traction? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1906 Do you think the D stands for detrimental? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1907 I think we should have taken the F. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1908 I think we're on the right track, Mr. Carstairs, but token payments will only devalue your progress. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1909 Maybe this time, our Social Security Disability claims will be 'Approved.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1910 We can only be pushed so far. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1911 I can't find the time to relax anymore. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1912 So we are on the right track. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1913 Where's the TV? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1914 You think this will finally use up our deductible? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1915 I spy with my little eye... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1916 I’ll be damned if we’re denied Worker’s Comp this time! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1917 I don't think we are quite on track with this plan. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1918 Now remember, Sean ... 'no pain, no gain' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1919 It's fine, the circle means it's local. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1920 I think I finally understand the meaning of the word "irony". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1921 I have this recurring dream . . . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1922 Don't worry, it all will heal till the next one comes 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1923 This time, are you sure, sure, sure the train is about to leave, not back up? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1924 Let's give it one more try and then we can go looking for the platform. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1925 By my reckoning, we've got about five minutes to get through rehab before the next one comes by. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1926 This round of aversion therapy is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1927 I''ll take my chances with the jury. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1928 The D stands for Dummy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1929 This time, let's try to not run from your fears. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1930 Look! We just gotta get a room. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1931 And we're going to keep coming back until you have some closure. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1932 Most psychoanalysts would have predicted an F train again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1933 Now that you're comfortable with planes and buses, let's try to attack your next phobia. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1934 Sticks and stones can break my bones but trains will never hurt me. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1935 Let' explore this recurring nightmare of yours. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1936 Good news, Sam. The C train took care of our annual deductible. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1937 Yes, sometimes transference can be very painful. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1938 Next stop: Tell me about your mother. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1939 I don't know how they missed us that time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1940 I think we're getting off track here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1941 I am depressed that this is our last session. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1942 Maybe we should call it The Breaking of Pelham 1 2 3 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1943 I feel like I'll never get my life back on track. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1944 These New York Yankee super saver seats are not half bad 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1945 It's never as bad as you remember. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1946 I'm beginning to think we have an incorrect understanding of "trainspotting." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1947 Yet another failure in reconnaissance. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1948 A hundred bucks says it misses us. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1949 He told me to avoid the tird rail, but nothing about minding the gap. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1950 I guess this is what they mean by 'sub standard' healthcare. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1951 At least the rent's cheap 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1952 Well, they did say that the lounge was at the back of the train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1953 I don't even remember being in the hospital... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1954 Let's just watch the ballgame at home, you said... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1955 I'm starting to really miss Dr. Kevorkian. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1956 YOU SEE, DR., MY MOTHER NEVER LOVED ME... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1957 Well this sure isn't getting a lot of traction. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1958 Now, this time are you sure that this is the northbound train? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1959 Oh no, not again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1960 Was this your first subway mugging? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1961 Do you think we'll get dental this time? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1962 I'm not sure I should continue accepting your ideas for safe places to meet. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1963 I'd really love a donut right about now. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1964 Finally, the delay is over. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1965 Will their insurance pay this time? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1966 Be careful. You're toast if you touch the third rail. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1967 Barry, It's cheaper than amputation by a surgeon. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1968 And you say it never gets to Coney Island? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1969 Think of it this way: it's like lightening striking twice in the same place. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1970 What's the worst that can happen? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1971 Work with me, Ted. It's called experiential psychology for a reason. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1972 Are you sure this is how you become a wizard? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1973 I just think we make the same mistakes over and over again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1974 This works much faster than aspirin alone. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1975 Last time they said lie between the tracks, see where that got us.... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1976 "Just a little disappointed in our physical therapy cover". 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1977 Like I said the last time--As long as we don't touch the third rail, we should be good. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1978 We need to rethink this rest stop. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1979 Unless this is the outbound track I think that we may be in for bigger problems. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1980 I'm betting that THIS TIME, it's finally going to chicken out. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1981 We are the 99%! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1982 Death: Take 2 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1983 It's early. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1984 I told you we'd catch some breaks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1985 I haven't met my deductible yet. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1986 I remember what happened last time we got side-tracked. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1987 I don't care how crude he is or who he insults: He says he'll keep the trains running on time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1988 Can you spell d-i-s-a-b-i-l-i-t-y ! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1989 I don't know, doc. It just feels like I'm on track for disaster. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1990 Yeah, well you were so sure you knew the schedule the last time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1991 Hit by train once shame on us. Hit by train twice.... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1992 This seems as good a place as any to recuperate until the "E" car arrives. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1993 Why do you believe therapy just isn't for you, though? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1994 The ad said, "open layout and close to the train." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1995 As they say: try, try again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1996 Excuse me, but where do you think you're going? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1997 This last time will conclude your desensitization treatment, your fear of trains will finally be gone. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1998 Call it a hunch, but I think our doctor might not have the proper training. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1999 We want more bathrooms and local stops for all. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2000 "Getting through the alphabet is going to be tougher than we thought". 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2001 This is the only way I can get Fentanyl. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2002 I won't let him rename the "D" train to "Donald." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2003 Seems a lot less noisy than the last time. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2004 Two laid off train inspectors 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2005 You can relax this time, Phil. Sometimes the end of dline is just the end of dline. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2006 Do you recall what happened the last time we sat out here? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2007 Why move? It's an easy commute. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2008 Deja vu? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2009 Why yes, I am a well trained psychiatrist. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2010 They won't be able to deny us disability this time! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2011 Look, Dave! It's the same driver who hit us here last week. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2012 I hear you saying the train is coming. Can we unpack that? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2013 Stanley and Maude always thought that the third try was a charm. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2014 A, B, and C trains were a piece of cake. But it's a long way to the Z train. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2015 They provide great benefits, don't they? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2016 We're retraining your brain. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2017 Spinal D Compression Traction 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2018 They say you need to get back on track for a full recovery. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2019 So, you have seen Double Indemnity. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2020 We have to find a safer hobby than Trainsquatting. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2021 The doctor recommended that I get direct exposure to "D" to increase bone density. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2022 I'll just keep trying to kill myself, if I can't win the the New Yorker caption contest. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2023 What, specifically, triggers your irrational sense of impending doom? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2024 I know healthcare is free now, but is it too soon after our picnic on the runway? I wouldn't want to abuse the system... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2025 Never let a suicidal patient pick the meeting places. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2026 Don't worry , it's just the deductible . 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2027 The root cause of your feelings of impending doom are becoming more clear with each of our sessions. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2028 I didn't know it was that kind of crash course. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2029 Remind me again — this train goes to the hospital, right? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2030 I can't shake this feeling of dread, again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2031 Aversion therapy is incredibly relaxing. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2032 I guess this is what they mean by double jeopardy 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2033 This time my lawyer says they will have no basis to claim they did not know we were this crazy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2034 So I guess next week it's automobiles ? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2035 GORGEOUS View! WON'T LAST! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2036 I SAID, "I THINK THE TRAIN IS COMING!" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2037 And you were worried about the third rail 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2038 The Lawyer said it will help our case! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2039 I'd rather be at a trump rally 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2040 We shouldn't have complained. Maybe the waiting area is now too close to the train! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2041 Look on the bright side, we no longer put up with these bandages. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2042 The F train hits with sharp, steely chutzpah, but I prefer the mellow crunchiness of the D. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2043 Now in this particular role play, you simply remember not to touch the third rail. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2044 In the early days, Sigmund would repeatedly go to very great lengths when working a cure for newly defined phobias. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2045 I understand - It looks a lot worse than it appears, but you are on track for a speedy recovery. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
2046 This guy's drumming is so healing! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2047 Have to make the most of Obamacare while we have it. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2048 Staying on track can be such a bummer. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2049 THIS protest better work. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2050 We got it made this time. NO train can go backwards. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2051 They ran us over once and I thought that would be the end of it. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2052 I’d say belly-boarding trains have seen their heyday. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2053 But surely Mr. Johnson you realize that doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome is just plain-- 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2054 Looks like the New Yorker is insensitive to the innocent lives lost in the subway to terrorism in Brussels. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2055 I'm damn tired of these flashbacks. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2056 Just once more-we can cure you of this irrational fear of trains. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2057 We don't sweat the small stuff. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2058 Have you considered a visit to your happy place? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2059 It's a paradox, I know, but we're safe. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2060 Might as well enjoy while we can. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2061 How did you hear about this magic bullet treatment again? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2062 Just a couple of virgins would be nice ... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2063 How come you always get the comfy seat? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2064 Let's just call it March madness. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2065 I'm seriously beginning to doubt this whole 'no pain, no gain' philosophy. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2066 Well, we've finally arrived at our place on the beaten track. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2067 'Tunnel vision' is derailing my marriage, Doc! I feel broken. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2068 Tell me, how do you FEEL about the Yankees this year? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2069 The D train "X" Games 2016 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2070 This is the last time you talk me into a staycation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2071 You've had your office here, what, seven years now? And I'm the crazy one? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2072 So you also think quality control's an iffy career path. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2073 Well Priebus , nothing will de-rail our plan for a contested nominee 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2074 Next, we should try the E train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2075 The D train. Who would have guessed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2076 I love the smell of diesel in the morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2077 If this doesn't work out, we're waiting at the platform next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2078 I get the feeling we're on the wrong track again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2079 So THIS is the Donald's Endlösung. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2080 Now do you understand the difference between "furnished sublet" and "furnished subway let?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2081 According to my financial advisor, this is the only I get to retire before 60. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2082 Its a bad insurance settlement 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2083 Yup, life is good; we can't even jump on the 'D' train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2084 You've seen one ER, you've seen 'em all. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2085 Don't worry, we're in the handicapped spot. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2086 I am positive that I said that I wanted the "D" train; not that I wanted to be detrained! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2087 I ever I never noticed there was that brick wall as we went under the wheels of 'Old 97'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2088 Now THIS therapy should do the trick! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2089 I don't think this is a good palace to rest 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2090 So that's what was causing all the rumbling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2091 Last week I think we saw the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2092 It's strange how I never saw it coming. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2093 Maybe giving Dinah that banjo was a mistake. Why, she hasn't blown her horn in MONTHS! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2094 I don't know why, but ever since our accident I feel like my life is about to go off the rails. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2095 Okay, suit yourself. We DON'T need faster download speeds. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2096 We're going to try something new today. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2097 If they don't shut this magazine down for this then we know freedom of the press is still alive and well 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2098 Guess we didn't pass the Bechdel test? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2099 When I was a little boy, we use to play on the tracks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2100 I am pretty pumped to make the 'playing chicken' final, but must admit that the wear and tear is getting to me 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2101 I think I'd like to get a second opinion on this 'Impact Therapy'... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2102 When I said "Subway" I was actually referring to my roaring belly 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2103 My best panhandling scheme yet. Just give them a little more time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2104 From the schedule I still can't tell if the D train is going north or south? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2105 Wow, the cow-catcher does make a difference! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2106 That was a tough crowd at the Trump Rally! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2107 I blame Obamacare! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2108 As your therapist, I want to feel your pain, but we may have crossed some boundaries here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2109 Mind the third rail, dear. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2110 We should have riden the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2111 Been down so long, it looks like up to me. Richard Farina 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2112 I think these sessions are going right on track. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2113 I used to feel guilty about being a burden on the health care system, but not since Obamacare covered pre-existing conditions 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2114 Most people really can't comprehend what it means 'to be thrown under the train.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2115 Dear God, keep us safe...just as you always have. Amen 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2116 Wouldn't it just be easier to touch the third rail? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2117 The lawyer called about our eminent domain appeal 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2118 Oh! Cherish this crushing, D trains are rare! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2119 After what Obama did to us, how could Hillary be any worse? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2120 I hate to say 'I told you so,' but you just had to vote for a candidate who promised to cut Medicare. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2121 It's time to hop aboard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2122 I know we should move; that's all you ever talk about. You have a one track mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2123 Are you sure this is part of the High Line? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2124 Let me start off today's session by stating that as a result of your desensitization therapy I'm now more afraid of psychiatrists than trains. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2125 Don't you think the train engineer is quite disarming? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2126 Maybe we should go back to being Batman and Robin 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2127 Eminent Domain. Learn to live with it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2128 This time I'm worried! Our name is Katz not Cats 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2129 Its not traction....its "track shun"... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2130 I figure one more personal injury claim and I can retire. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2131 We occupied Wall Street, and we can occupy railroad tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2132 This is the last time I share your pain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2133 I hear that "Sick Passenger" is a leading cause of train delays. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2134 Remember what happened last time we sat out here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2135 I'm voting for Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2136 You're sure this scene is meant to be ironic, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2137 Do you find the near miss less exhilarating than it once was? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2138 To take or to catch a train? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2139 Yes, I'm sure this is the 'Last Train To Darksville'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2140 So tell me, for how long have you had this dream about being D-trained? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2141 When they said virtual reality is like your there. I didn't think they meant like this!!" "We should probably move! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2142 I made eye contact. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2143 Yep, I remember when they took you to a hospital. Sometimes you even got a room. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2144 I still can't believe we got these couches through the turnstiles 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2145 Scooch over. I'll hook on. It won't hurt this time. Promise. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2146 At some point, we're going to have to move on from the formative influence of "Stand by Me." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2147 I guess the subway strike is over earlier than you thought. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2148 I'm telling you...The NTSB said that all he had was a poppy seed bagel. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2149 It appears as though we're running out of time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2150 It's cheaper and less painful than waiting at the doctor's office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2151 We're being railroaded. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2152 I know she has a tendency to roll-over you, but lets see if we can get this relationship back on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2153 When he backs up, you scream real loud and I'll call the lawyer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2154 This isn't going to work. It was the A train in my dream. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2155 Accessible ! Why do you think the Dodgers left. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2156 You say you had concerns continuing after our first session. Let's explore that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2157 I'll think twice before the next time I compliment someone's caboose. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2158 When's the last time this train got anywhere so fast? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2159 I've empathized with you and I've sympathized with you. Now, for once, you are going to feel my pain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2160 Trust me, I’m a train professional. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2161 Maybe we should let this train of thought go off-track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2162 Next time, let's just call in sick. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2163 Same here--haven't got the sense I was born with. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2164 Talk about feeling like The Wreck of the Hesperus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2165 This is a step up from our usual slip-and-fall scam. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2166 All aboard the pit-D train 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2167 Our recovery is right on track now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2168 Does that D stand for doomed ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2169 "This may not hurt as much as you think it will". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2170 Dont worry. We know breaks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2171 Once the train passes, pretend you're hurt. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2172 I don't think I like this the new Medicare Part D prescription plan. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2173 Tragically, Manny and Jack yet again chose the side with wheels. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2174 Now let's be very clear this time. In your dream, was it a "D" Train that was bearing down on you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2175 Don't worry, third time's the charm. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2176 I told you to mind the gap. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2177 Three minutes late - again! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2178 I prefer F train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2179 Our last session of systematic desensitization of my fear of trains proves you are taking my "therapy" a little too seriously. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2180 Does anyone need to stop at the bathroom before the meeting? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2181 Can we switch next session to the B Train? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2182 I got a feeling that if I live through this session I'm going to be cured. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2183 Let me guess! Pelham 4-5-6? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2184 Now do you understand, doc? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2185 Won't be long now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2186 We should probably call off this experiment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2187 Well, if lightening does strike twice, at least we'll be comfortable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2188 Let's see if Obamacare will pay for this one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2189 So let me get this straight... The train is Medicare, we're Medicaid and the third rail is Social Security? Oh, right, the third rail is under your foot. Now I see. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2190 We really should move our seats. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2191 At least the A train blew the whistle and put on the brakes 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2192 I'm thinking our creator has tunnel vision. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2193 Like you, I'm always bowled over by trains... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2194 How many times do you think we can do this before they call it insurance fraud? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2195 Look Doc, I DO want to face my fears, but when I spoke of the light at the end of the tunnel, this is not what I meant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2196 Oh snap, here comes the 5:08 to Pelham again! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2197 They say if you the same thing a second and expect a different outcome you are crazy!!!!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2198 You are so right, my friend. Sure is hard to get off the beaten track in New York City. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2199 So Doc, you say dream interpretation is your specialty? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2200 You think we would have learned the first time 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2201 This should meet my health insurance deductible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2202 It's really tough getting seats during rush hour. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2203 Believe me, death is cheaper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2204 Okay, this time I swear I'll ask out the nurse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2205 Maybe this time I'll be lucky. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2206 I'm not so sure I want my life back on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2207 I'm thinking of that Dylan song, Raymond, about the all-night girls on the D train; "We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight/Ask himself if it's him or them that's insane"? Look at us. Clearly, it's not him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2208 No problem!" "The A train last week was going at twice the speed! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2209 This should help us meet our deductible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2210 is she smiling on us? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2211 Yes, I would still rather be here than the Trump rally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2212 No one saw the movie either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2213 I believe there is no tomorrow! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2214 the Detrainees in their natural habitat 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2215 I did not see that coming...the "D" train on the IRT tracks! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2216 I thought it might be less painful for us both, if we shifted track away from your mother. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2217 Now THIS is living. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2218 The good news is this one stopped. The bad news is that we want the 'C' train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2219 I appreciate your passing on the savings for office space, but I haven't recovered from the previous session. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2220 I tell ya we grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2221 I don't think we are on the right track of the High Line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2222 I thought you said we would have time to recuperate! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2223 This reminds me of a dream I had last night. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2224 Agreed--still less painful than a Donald Trump presidency. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2225 Still think the Low Line is the next High Line? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2226 You wait till now to tell me their liability insurance is capped? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2227 At least we're not waiting for Godot 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2228 We are back on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2229 Great session, Bob. But unfortunately, our time is up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2230 I've lost all enthusiasm for the 'Low Line Park' idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2231 Here comes the trai...... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2232 Unfortunately, your insurance won't cover this either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2233 Don't give up; I feel we're on the right track this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2234 I preferred Occupy Wall Street. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2235 Where's the @#$&!@!! cartoon? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2236 I wonder if it will hurt as much this time aorund. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2237 Daniel: That was the worst of times. Oliver: And the best of times! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2238 On the bright side, we found your ticket! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2239 Its "D"train boss, its "D"train!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2240 I told you we were on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2241 God ? ...or no God? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2242 Failure of the euthanasia activists makes life harder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2243 I thought deja vu all over again was supposed to be funny. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2244 If this doesn't work out, we can try taxi 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2245 This psychotic illusion you're describing is obviously a manifestation of your Trumphobia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2246 So, in your dream you have us sitting on a subway track with the 7:14 express headed our way. I can't be sure, but I interpret the dream as a dramatic, yet relevant expression of your fears concerning your last check bouncing." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2247 Larry? Um...I don't think the D Train stops here either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2248 And sometimes trains through tunnels are trains through tunnels 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2249 I'm not sure about this Obamacare outpatient treatment... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2250 Looks like we guessed wrong - again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2251 The good news is that the math is on our side...big time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2252 Maybe this time we'll get it right. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2253 They think they might have worked out the bugs in the brakes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2254 Eminent domain can take my land, but never my home! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2255 It's deja vu time. Let the fear abate and the healing begin. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2256 I double-checked the schedule. This time we'll have the whole hour. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2257 A $100 co-pay for Fentanyl! Did you hear Part D's gone mobile--You don't say? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2258 We might be able to make a few quid building Trump's wall after we recover from the derailment of our traditional values. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2259 Once again, I believe the train is a metaphor for something much, much deeper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2260 Yes, getting a free ride into the city saves money, but couldn't we just take a cab once in a while? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2261 I am glad we are off-we could have been injured? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2262 Ah, sweet "D" for disability money. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2263 Really? Must they do that right here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2264 But, if they do back it up... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2265 The fourth train's the charm. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2266 'Abandoned Tunnel Inspection Team' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2267 I think we have completely derailed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2268 Law school just paid for itself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2269 Don't worry, I'll only bill you we survive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2270 Be careful not to touch the third rail-- It's electrified. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2271 I lost my train of thought. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2272 can't always assume it's going the other way 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2273 Let's try this again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2274 Have you made any progress on your fear of subways since our last exposure therapy session? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2275 Actually, I don't participate in my patients' dreams 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2276 I guess the 'D' doesn't stand for dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2277 There are a lot of New Yorker cartoons about therapy. Here's one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2278 I always had a feeling we were from the wrong side of the track's. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2279 Why are we here? i mean in the metaphysical sense? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2280 What made you think this would be an extension of the High Line? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2281 Don't worry, it's self-driving. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2282 This armchair travel isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2283 Getting to the roller coaster is half the fun. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2284 You know, comparatively speaking, Obamacare really wasn’t that bad. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2285 I'm afraid this interactive therapy is going nowhere. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2286 I said 'RE-train' our bodies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2287 This wasn't the breakthrough I had in mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2288 I thought you told me the D train didn't run on holidays. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2289 It would take a keen sense of humor to express why we were lucky that this train wasn't running on all its wheels. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2290 Getting the most out of universal healthcare. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2291 Go ahead and shoot, we're all carrying cap guns. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2292 Not to worry. Its a legal sit-in. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2293 They say never touch the third rail 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2294 That train had a loco motive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2295 Wrigley Schmigley. The Bronx ain't Chicago. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2296 So, what you were saying? Something about the randomness and unfairness of the universe, wasn't it? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2297 I think we got it this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2298 I assure you round two of treatment will bring a real breakthrough... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2299 I thought it would never come. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2300 Where's our parking placard? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2301 Train Man's Holiday 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2302 Dr. Leventhal recommended I get direct exposure to 'D' to stay on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2303 I may not have mentioned that I'm one of those Notre Dame subway alumni you've heard so much about. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2304 I'm beginning to wonder if your sense of foreboding is more than mere resistance to my ground-breaking therapy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2305 I guess that was the wrong place for flash therapy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2306 So amped to be dead I straight up hate my life lol. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2307 Now that we’ve gotten you over your fear of heights, let’s tackle your fear of subways. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2308 Well, you know, pretending to live a Tolstoy existence, isn't going to cover up your Dostoyevsky tendencies. And yes. The big fat caboose is laughing at you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2309 What's that noise? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2310 Did you check the train schedule? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2311 To paraphrase Freud, sometimes a tunnel is just a tunnel. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2312 No, D does not stand for Delightful 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2313 Going, going, gone! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2314 I'd rather it be this D-train than Trump's. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2315 We have to move or lower our co-pays and deductibles! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2316 If I could just cast this dilemna into a new light, using a little reverse psychology and not add insult to injury, we could get back on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2317 No need to fret. We're just cartoon characters. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2318 I don't think your train aversion therapy is working. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2319 I put all my chips on this one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2320 Yes, well, terrorists are much more likely there than here, Dudley. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2321 History will record that driverless cars have needed hundreds of human interventions to stop accidents! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2322 At least the government was kind enough to deliver us here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2323 You idiot! I said I wanted to go TO Subway! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2324 I can't even imagine what would have happened on the 'F' train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2325 I was hoping for something with a little more pizzazz. You know, like an A train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2326 When does the damn local come? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2327 How much worse can the 'wrong side of the tracks' actually be? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2328 No, really, we have to stop meeting like this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2329 At least we're not at work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2330 I told you we would get railroaded with this healthcare plan. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2331 About to get hit wth a "D". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2332 You dared us to terminate...Now, let's try again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2333 Next stop is heartache. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2334 No, Mr. Coleman, I don't think 'trainwreck' is the right metaphor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2335 And then they give you an aspirin and bill your insurance company for six CAT scans. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2336 And we shall continue this therapy until you break through your fear of trains! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2337 John, I get tired of doing crash testing and I think this one we will be out for a long time. Well Pat, at least we are comfortable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2338 Hey Bernie, put it on the tab! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2339 Do you hear the roar of the ocean? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2340 Theses train fares cost an arm and a leg! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2341 It's possible that applied behavioral therapy is not the right approach for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2342 You're right. This is much faster than skiing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2343 We should have taken the express the first time around. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2344 the new armchair traveling 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2345 Nice to finally relax after all that chaos in the ER. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2346 If this doesn't cure you of your fear of trains, I don't know what will. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2347 Something tells me Congress just voted on that bill extending MedEvac funding. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2348 They said the room was available.....and close to public transportation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2349 Next time let's use my nightmare, OK? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2350 At least I'll still have my personality. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2351 This new job is bringing us closer together. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2352 So you feel like you've been hit by a train. Tell me more... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2353 Inexplicable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2354 I told you we needed to be more specific in that living will. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2355 I can't tell if I'm coming or going. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2356 Did you ever think that D is for dummy?.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2357 There aren't many lifetime jobs like this around anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2358 WE"RE ACCIDENT RESULTS WAITING TO HAPPEN. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2359 Shoulda purchased Obamacare! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2360 You gotta love that smile. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2361 Looks like this filibuster's left the station, Hank. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2362 Are you exposure therapy is best in this case? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2363 I think this election year preparation might be too easy. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2364 Danger is the price we pay as thrill-seekers, Roger. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2365 We're going to cure your siderodromophobia or die trying! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2366 You were right Harry when you said that we are first in line for the train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2367 I'm beginning to think there are more practical ways to address this particular phobia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2368 Well my Human Cannonball days at Coney Island are over, but I still enjoy visiting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2369 Relax. The D Train is always a few minutes late. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2370 Aren't they two minutes early, or is my watch wrong? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2371 Ya think our Obamacare is gonna cover this? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2372 So what else can happen to us? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2373 Wouldn't my siderodromophobia be best cured from inside the train, doc? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2374 Yes, this was the preferred way to find out what having over three hundred train dreams really means. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2375 Let the MTA encroach on the beach. We're not moving! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2376 Is that the downtown or uptown train? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2377 She's right - it could be a double entendre 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2378 I told you we should have never gone in the bar car! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2379 Three's the charm. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2380 Just to reiterate, I strongly disagree 'the third time's the charm'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2381 'I feel confident that by the end of this session your fear of oncoming vehicles will have much abated.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2382 It looks as if it will tip over soon 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2383 Id, shmid. The D train is really real. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2384 I know our follow-up surgery is supposed to be expensive, and I'm greatful for President Trump's Healthcare, but don't you think this waiting room is very usual? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2385 So have you had any traumatic experiences in your past? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2386 Don't you hate it when the express train is on time? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2387 So you see, your fear of rats, too, is unfounded in reality. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2388 Just to say - this is the last time I'm going along with your 'no pain no gain' theory 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2389 Face it, we're derailed, determined and soon to be deceased. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2390 Looks like the end of 'D' line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2391 [Client] I have this reoccurring nightmare where I'm about to get hit by a train... [Doctor] Nothing a little exposure therapy can't fix. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2392 Who said political correctness was boring? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2393 They obviously haven’t learned a thing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2394 Rock faster. They're gaining on us! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2395 Now we're gonna get bandage lines on our tan 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2396 Will this really help our Worker's Compensation claim? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2397 I think our life is on the wrong track! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2398 When you said you wanted to eat at Subway, I thought you meant the other place. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2399 If you hurt me, i'm telling my mother. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2400 So, do you still think our infrastructures aren't that bad? I swear, if it doesn't work this time I'm moving to London. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2401 Look, no sparks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2402 I get the sense our visits are causing you pain... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2403 Yep. Even our ol' 5:02 knows misery loves company. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2404 Training for the 2020 X-Games 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2405 This is a great place to relax for two or three minutes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2406 Maybe we should try the samurai sword next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2407 You said the B line, right Ralph? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2408 'They ought to make it easier to tell the front from the back.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2409 I guess we won't be taking the "D" train to rehab. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2410 I don't appreciate the implication in the label "train chaser". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2411 ... and how does that make you feel 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2412 We left off with your dream about the train going into the tunnel 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2413 But why do you feel we're not on the right track? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2414 This should increase our chances of a higher disability check. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2415 Yes dear we are Egg Firsters, but there are many fine Chicken Firsters. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2416 Leave nothing to my wife. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2417 Are you sure this is the way we fill find the God Particle like they do in Europe's tunnels 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2418 Let's rail against D end of D line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2419 Your witty remarks about the nurses bandaging technique seem to have backfired. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2420 Ya sure they're gonna take our word for it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2421 The therapist recommends immersion therapy for the fear of trains........... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2422 I should really consider raising my hourly rate for a safer neighborhood. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2423 I think I hear by watch beeping. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2424 It feels like our relationship left the rails a long time ago. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2425 I don't think it's the train operator who needs to learn from history. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2426 It's OK. It's a wooden leg. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2427 What's it mean when the shrink really identifies with the patient? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2428 D-Troit 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2429 Do you think we'll make it to E? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2430 Being in the National Truth or Dare Championships makes it all worthwhile. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2431 Shangri-la, Really-la! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2432 It's better than taking the pus bus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2433 You gotta be careful. Back when they made 'Double Indemnity' there was no third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2434 Are you sure we are at the right end? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2435 We really are from the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2436 Those Emergency Ward doctors and nurses got us back out here incredibly quickly! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2437 Blimey mate, we’ve gotten into the wrong cartoon! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2438 Well, in his defense, that realtor did say that we would be close to the subway. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2439 Mistakes were made. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2440 I could've sworn the ad said subLET. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2441 ...I got $20,000. You? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2442 Are you certain the furniture isn't going to get in the way this time? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2443 This train should be renamed "O" for "Ouch". Being TRAINED to do track repairs AND doing it while the train is active wasn't the smartest idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2444 I guess we missed thr Club Car. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2445 Well sure this is a train wreck but you should have seen my last relationship. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2446 This time we're going to get REALLY BIG compensation!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2447 ...and do you see the train as your id or your ego? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2448 Ralph, I don't think we're far enough 'off the grid'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2449 Safer than a Trump rally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2450 I guess we shouldn't have told her the sandwiches were soggy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2451 And you're sure you haven't heard back from Uber? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2452 Dammit. Another D train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2453 I told you there's no such thing as Superman 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2454 I know you love Obamacare, but how about Miami instead of the West Side? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2455 Hey, what do you know? The city actually does have money to run this train! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2456 I wasn't expecting the freakin Mets to actually win! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2457 I don't know about you, but it make ME feel terrible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2458 Well, therapy can be painful sometimes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2459 Don't ever check the box for "fast track recovery program" in the Affordable Health Care registration form. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2460 I never liked retakes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2461 I'm starting to think that maybe trainspotting isn't the hobby for me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2462 Well, we tried the high road. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2463 Swell. It stopped. Now what do we do? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2464 You opted for the 'put-out-to-pasture PPO' too? At least there's no deductible. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2465 See? It obviously wan't your fault; no wheels. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2466 The protest of the 2nd Avenue line hasn't gone as planned. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2467 Good thing the transit workers are on strike this week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2468 Relax; the D is always slow. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2469 YouTube fame awaits! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2470 I always wondered what it would be like to have a quick fix! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2471 Right on time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2472 This is the last time I will live in a railroad apartment 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2473 What do you think is a good title for a memoir? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2474 Cost an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2475 It's just a day at Brighton Beach, you'll never remember. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2476 Mind the WHAP! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2477 Because F stood for faster doesn't mean D means delayed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2478 We're close to another breakthrough. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2479 The listing said it was 'railroad style' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2480 Perhaps there is something to your 'fear of trains' phobia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2481 Who says NFL players have a problem with foreseeable consequences? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2482 Yep, totally covered. God Bless President Bernie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2483 They say it's a short-lived rush. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2484 So the 65" 4K Blu-ray Super Ultra HD TV wasn't enough for you. You just had to go 3D. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2485 no way jose 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2486 Hey Doc ! I think this is the definition of insanity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2487 THIS will get us a settlement! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2488 Who told you this was a cure for PTSD? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2489 I meant the Bob Dylan album. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2490 I daresay I am a little nervous to tell the doc at our next Death By Subway Phobia group that this exposure therapy has become a bit extreme. Do you think it is working?" "Perhaps a little. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2491 See? The brakes work no better on this line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2492 I know it hurts to give up the fantasy of my omnipotence; but that defensive train has passed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2493 When do you suppose it leaves the station? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2494 John, Ted, Donald and the future of the G.O.P. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2495 I don't think we'll ever find closure 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2496 So who knew the D train has a bar car now? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2497 Oh sorry, I wanted the C train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2498 Next week, can we work on my fear of flying? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2499 No worries. I was captain of my high school chicken team. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2500 All my life I've felt like I've missed the train. All I've done is given myself front row seats. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2501 I'm very invested in my patients. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2502 We tend to ignore what is right in front of us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2503 Don't worry. This time we're doing it with half the wheels. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2504 tell me once again about your fear of trains. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2505 My shrink says this is the only way to conquer my fear of being run over by a train and get back to work changing tires. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2506 Close your eyes and go to your happy place .... quickly! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2507 I never promised that living on the wrong side of the tracks would be a rose garden! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2508 Guardrails weren't an obstacle to this 'comfy zone'? I wonder what colorful platform edges and signage would have led to. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2509 The MTA's AirBNB game is strong. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2510 Harry, Is the Train Coming or Going? If it's Coming We're in Big Trouble! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2511 I can see your house from here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2512 Good thing we are on the right side of the track this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2513 No not now! We'll deal with you fear of flying some time next spring. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2514 I think I may punch-out early today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2515 It's the loss of memory that really bugs me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2516 I just can't seem to overcome this feeling of deja vu. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2517 I thought you said the ER not the IRT! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2518 Hey, what happened to the wheels on the right side? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2519 The mind of Tom Cheney 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2520 There is no sign telling us not to do it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2521 Did you have trouble getting here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2522 The Donald Trump train picks up only idiots. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2523 It should be seen as a good first effort in Neo - Gandhism. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2524 And yet our furniture comes out unscathed each time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2525 See, I told you Harold we are in the right spot-"keep going down the steps, turn right , and look for the sign that says 'D wing' and you will be at the physical therapy department". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2526 Would you please quit whistling "Get on the Right Track, Baby"? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2527 Once Again, I told you that timeshare deal was too good to be true! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2528 In my wildest dreams I never imagined the end would come this way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2529 I love to go to sleep listening to the sound of trains in the distance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2530 My diagnosis is Siderodromophobia, Mr. Bailey. Take the bus next time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2531 hopefully we die from it this time 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2532 Careful of the third rail. It's very dangerous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2533 You can only have so many bumps, scrapes, and wrecks before you realize you're the real source of the problem 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2534 I told you we should have taken the A train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2535 Did you remember to turn off the stove? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2536 Crash dummies on vacation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2537 We never saw that bus coming. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2538 An Accident Waiting to Happen 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2539 Don't forget we're here to deconstruct your old self. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2540 Another round of gambling therapy? We're due for a win! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2541 Are you sure this time the emergency brake system is set? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2542 So why do you feel we are all being railroaded? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2543 Aah yes, siderodromophobia, the fear of trains ...although, I'm less versed on the fear of broken bones. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2544 We were suspicious when our son-in-law gave us the location for the flash mob... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2545 Tell me more about this ominous feeling you've been having... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2546 I had no idea training would be so arduous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2547 I feel like you're not really hearing me... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2548 Fortitude! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2549 We are liberal occupiers, this big money, conservative, work for your money train would never hit us. We're what this country has come to. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2550 It still beats summers in the Hamptons. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2551 Tell me about your mother. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2552 I'm not entirely sure this is what they meant by getting "back on track." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2553 I really hate exposure therapy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2554 Seems the emergency brakes have failed again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2555 Who knew trainspotting could be so dangerous? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2556 Thankfully, the doctor put us on the fast track to recovery. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2557 Okay, fine. Maybe Marketing was right and "Subway Psychiatrist" should take place INSIDE the cars..." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2558 I think we’ve started out on the wrong track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2559 Tell me about the rats, George 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2560 You know what Ed, one of these days we will catch a break... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2561 How the heck do I know who's backing up this train; you're the Engineer! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2562 "So tell me about this 'train of thought dream'"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2563 I think this one's the game changer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2564 We need to think about a better retirement plan. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2565 I'm having an out-of-life experience. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2566 Living on the edge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2567 we are made up of steel. as long as we can stand tall. we can win this fight. now we are still (breathing) right????? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2568 Ah, the sound of a forty ton train heading straight for you at fifty miles an hour. When you live in New York this is maybe the the third weirdest thing that happens to you in a week. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2569 What kind of doctor are you again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2570 "Do you think our lawyers got our tweet?". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2571 People can learn, you know. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2572 I guess we taught it a lesson it won't forget. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2573 Too bad we're missing Meatless Monday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2574 You certainly do not look like one who could be put off for being overly talkative. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2575 Don't worry, my Injury Attorney takes the D train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2576 An attempt to keep our recovery on track by taking vitamin D. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2577 I'm drawing a blank 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2578 Well, he did say he would tear up Obamacare on his first day in office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2579 The D train is never this reliable. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2580 When id your fascination with planes first reveal itself to you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2581 Beats our last session under the train 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2582 There's gotta be an easier way to wake up without coffee. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2583 Our due diligence has raised some concerns about your “Subway Departure Lounge” concept. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2584 This is cheaper than a stay in a New York City hospital. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2585 I've decided to give my boss a piece of my mind... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2586 I got in touch with my feelings at our last session Dr. Swartz. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2587 Easy Carl, you're touching the third rail here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2588 Coming home is always the best part. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2589 I told you not to get the cheap sleeper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2590 And you said things were looking up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2591 AT LEAST, THEY COULD HAVE MOVED US TO THE PLATFORM! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2592 But Obamacare covers it, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2593 This might derail our recuperation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2594 If "D" stands for "Decisive Death"...why is there only one.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2595 When you just want a drink and your friend takes you here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2596 Are you sure this is what the doctor meant when he said we should be on track for a full recovery? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2597 As your psychologist, I maintain that this is the only way we can conquer your fear of being run over by a commuter train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2598 I want you to focus more on your immediate future, which is why I've switched locations to a local line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2599 I thought you said this was the B line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2600 You really feel the action in these seats. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2601 Just relax. You'll like it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2602 The Economy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2603 Aah, the breeze on-rush!.. something to die for. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2604 Are you sure people will get the metaphor? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2605 Recovery has been tough, but I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2606 I'll have to talk to my real estate agent about the term "other side of the track." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2607 before I get off track, let me tell you how I broke my arm... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2608 Next time, let's take the A train 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2609 You're physically on track, but it's the mental aspect that worries me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2610 We're one infrastructure failure away from reaching our deductible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2611 All this medical care is free now. So happy! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2612 I hope this is a flashback and if not that there is no reverse on his gearbox. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2613 Surviving the 8 story jump from their office derailed their plans so Bill and Jim decided the train was a better way to go. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2614 I said staying on track for our bucket list, not getting on track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2615 We never learn, do we? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2616 Pulling Tolstoy with class. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2617 Talk about Paris! They have just announced another strike on line D of the RER! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2618 Why do we always miss the D-train? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2619 If at first you don't succeed, try, try, TRY AGAINNNNNNN... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2620 They dumped us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2621 This time will stop those metro lobbyists dead in their tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2622 This would have been much faster in Oregon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2623 It is a metaphorical train. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2624 Careful. Don't touch the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2625 I told you the wrapping was just a waste of time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2626 " I told you four years ago, they don't do whistle stops in the subway' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2627 These are the brakes of the game. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2628 This is still better than being in there. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2629 Conflicts between the conscious and the unconscious are usually solved by the MTA, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2630 I heard the new R-211's will have digital video screens. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2631 That's ridiculous, there no such thing as accident prone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2632 Two more sessions should rid you of your Siderodromophobia. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2633 Another figment of my imagination, doc? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2634 I don't understand what's holding up the lounge car. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2635 How does the prospect of imminent death make you feel? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2636 Well at least they left better than they found us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2637 We should jay walk during rush hour again. That was fun. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2638 I think we went off the rails a bit this week 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2639 Well, I guess we are cast offs 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2640 You're right, the commute is shorter but it can be hard to sleep in. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2641 Doc, exposure therapy should result in physical therapy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2642 Are you SURE this is the High Line park? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2643 "Boy, our last session was a train wreck!. I think we're on the right track now". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2644 Oh, look it's Dee Train! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2645 Here's hoping we'll miss the next one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2646 I'm prone to what did you say? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2647 when the going gets rough 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2648 The Power of Two 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2649 Tom, you really put the D in analysand 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2650 SOMETIMES LESS IS NOT MORE. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2651 If we survive this one, we get into the Guiness Book of Records. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2652 Trust me, In Vivo Exposure Therapy has strong support in the literature. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2653 Maybe this isn't what the doctor meant when he said to try to get back on track 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2654 Wait, I'm getting that Déjà vu feeling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2655 "Well, there are other ways to get to Coney Island. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2656 "I always said you'd do anything for the D". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2657 We'll damn well get it right this time! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2658 ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK THIS IS A REALLY STUPID IDEA. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2659 So, this too is your mother's fault. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2660 Where's Fearless Fosdick when you need him? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2661 Stunt work is all it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2662 A little late, but our analyst's advice of confronting last month's traumatic experience should be reconsidered. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2663 Doc, ever since you tried to show me that traffic is not dangerous, I have been having bad dreams about our sessions. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2664 Let's dig a hole!! Ha ha ha!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2665 Good thing psychiatrists a required to be M.D.s. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2666 The partners say it's all about billable hours, dude. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2667 Cognitive dissonance be damned, this new evidence is beginning to convince me that things are never going to be great again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2668 Can't hurt us this time, Fred. First, it's smiling. Second, only has wheels on one side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2669 Fool me once, shame on... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2670 I thought this line was shutdown, but I've been wrong before. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2671 I always thought 'Medicare is the third rail of politics' was just an expression. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2672 We've never been very good at the whole timing thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2673 I know the healing process is tough but it still feels like we're on the wrong track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2674 We seem to be stuck on the same track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2675 Like I've said, don't worry...we have a easement. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2676 Medical euthanasia would have been less painful, don't you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2677 The cartoon is not visible......(not a caption,just a fact) 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2678 I told you the D was running this weekend 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2679 Facing fear - finally 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2680 OF COURSE HE SEES US. THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THIS SCHEME 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2681 Thought you said the worst was over 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2682 Trust me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2683 I know we are helping our medical insurer but what did they mean about helping human evolution? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2684 At least we'll have coverage in prison. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2685 Wish my wheelset had come on time... Somehow I feel calmer with the Northbound D Train... This is usually more fun with pennies... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2686 Preoccupy yourself enough to relax. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2687 You know, I don't like to brag but... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2688 Trust me Art this is going to be much easier than base jumping! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2689 I think we have more pressing issues. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2690 Do you feel a breeze 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2691 I'll ask you one more time. Two plus two equals...? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2692 Rail riding used to be free and easy - now, it costs an arm and a leg! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2693 . . . HR said the company had a new fast-track accident recovery plan . . . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2694 I know it's risky, but you really can't beat the view. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2695 What do you say next trip we skip the Club Car! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2696 De train, the train, tomato, tomahto. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2697 Don't worry, they're just testing the whistle on this one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2698 I hate that sadistic motorman who stops the train before it hits us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2699 I thought you said the next train was not an express. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2700 Your the one that got his arm caught in the emergency stop, not me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2701 I know taking the plane is faster, but how can you beat this leg room? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2702 When she said the pain management clinic is on the D Line, she didn't mean ON THE D LINE. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2703 It does halfway work but these other consequences are a pain. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2704 This is just the copy under Pres. Trump's Unavoidable Care Act. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2705 This rehab center may not look like much, but I couldn't find a single bad review! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2706 Still horny for our 'golden' years? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2707 Oh good its the D train! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2708 This is gonna be one helluva law suit! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2709 #TBT 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2710 You were my destiny. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2711 Maybe we should rethink the whole 'safety first' thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2712 Don't tell me where on the uptown tracks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2713 I've heard about experimental treatment, but this is a train wreck! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2714 This can't be the right track to recovery 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2715 Relax, we've got 25 minutes till E. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2716 May be we should run? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2717 Doc, I feel we're on the wrong track. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2718 It's more efficient than exsanguination. And, by the way, our incontestibility periods have been satisfied. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2719 Weekend service is the worst. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2720 Could be worse, we could be in Belgium. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2721 See I told you, we get way better rays on the D Line! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2722 Let me check our tickets again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2723 Honey, I still think we need to sell this timeshare 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2724 This is what happens when our parents don't let us play with trains 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2725 At least we aren't on the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2726 Mind the third rail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2727 Great, we're just recovering from your last Freudian slip and now your one track mind has us in trouble again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2728 Reality TV is harder than I thought. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2729 It's really rough being an adrenaline junkie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2730 We must be part cat if this doesn't work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2731 Ah, now THIS is al fresco! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2732 I told you this wasn't the High Line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2733 The disability train comes to the trauma track with tricked up treatment again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2734 the two guys are sitting on a chair and waiting to die because the train would come over them and kill them. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2735 I must have missed the memo! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2736 So in these dreams, exactly when does the next train come? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2737 Accidents waiting to happen. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2738 Well, I AM known for my empathy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2739 Let's try getting your life off track instead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2740 What did you expect? The ad said, I was a trained therapist! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2741 Trust me, I'm a trained psychologist 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2742 If this doesn't get us on disability, nothing will. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2743 No, I don't think that train is going to Hogwarts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2744 I was rejected for permanent disability the first time, but I think it'll go through real soon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2745 That must be lunch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2746 Fortunately, that train had a cowcatcher. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2747 We're not on the right track 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2748 It's not therapy without exposure, Tom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2749 Duh, Mario, his real name is Drumpf 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2750 The nurse said to wait here and our bill would arrive in no time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2751 Your transference neurosis is likely to manifest in hallucinations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2752 So how long have you felt you were surrounded by idiots? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2753 I just cant shake this feeling, We've been here before. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2754 It's tough living on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2755 Is this Cheney's best train of thought? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2756 Trust me, it won't come this way again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2757 Spring training can be painful. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2758 My medical diagnosis is finally on track. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2759 I know it didn't work out so well the last time we tried this… 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2760 Isn't this the same breakthrough about childhood trips to Coney Island we had last week? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2761 My guess would be there will not be a third time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2762 But it's rent controlled. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2763 Fasten your seatbelt...it's going to be a bumpy night. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2764 I love this movie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2765 Maybe we should move; it's 'way too noisy here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2766 This better work 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0