Contest #514


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514


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-03-21
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-04-03 (estimated)
Number of captions 3951
Number of responses 192198
Number of participants 10867


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 No, you grow up 1.9409 0.05815 186 64 69 53
1 Sheriff, I feel like we're just going through the motions here. 1.9186 0.05371 172 50 86 36
2 We're losing them! They're gaining on us! We're losing them! They're gaining on us! 1.9071 0.06868 140 53 47 40
3 Sometimes I feel like we're just going through the motions. 1.9000 0.05889 150 47 71 32
4 I think they're toying with us. 1.8815 0.06571 135 48 55 32
5 Tell me again why we are holding on to our hats? 1.8682 0.06906 129 49 48 32
6 Nope. They're still there. 1.8661 0.07341 112 42 43 27
7 Sheriff, all this back and forth is getting us nowhere. 1.8661 0.07767 112 46 35 31
8 Head for the carousel! It's our only chance! 1.8561 0.07145 132 55 41 36
9 For goodness sake, it was only a piggy bank! 1.8548 0.06745 124 45 52 27
10 I ain't going back to timeout! 1.8527 0.06882 129 50 48 31
11 They're still a day's ride behind us. 1.8500 0.07262 120 48 42 30
12 Next time, you grab the cash and I'll get the horses! 1.8349 0.07432 109 43 41 25
13 It was just a piggy bank! 1.8300 0.07661 100 39 39 22
14 Quick, Clem, download the Giddy App. 1.8291 0.07512 117 50 37 30
15 If you think you'll catch us, you're off your rocker! 1.8242 0.07906 91 35 37 19
16 They're toying with us. 1.8241 0.07064 108 40 47 21
17 We keep going back and forth on this. 1.8235 0.07809 102 42 36 24
18 If you guys think you can catch us, you're off your rockers. 1.8229 0.07835 96 38 37 21
19 I'm Billy the Kid. What's your excuse? 1.8220 0.07285 118 49 41 28
20 They're gaining on us! No they're not. They're gaining on us! No they're not... 1.8218 0.07758 101 41 37 23
21 Actually, they're not gaining on us. 1.8202 0.08540 89 38 29 22
22 I'm never going back to timeout, ya hear!? 1.8145 0.07454 124 56 35 33
23 They call me 'The Kid.' What's your excuse? 1.8131 0.07527 107 44 39 24
24 They’re gaining on us! We’re losing ‘em! They’re gaining on us! We’re losing ‘em! They’re gaining on us! We’re losing ‘em! They’re gaining’ on us! We’re losing ‘em! 1.8105 0.08505 95 43 27 25
25 Come on, sheriff, it was only a piggy bank. 1.8100 0.07480 100 39 41 20
26 On the plus side, they don’t seem to be gaining on us. 1.8095 0.08379 84 34 32 18
27 No way I'm spending another minute in time out. 1.7971 0.09811 69 31 21 17
28 There seems to be a lot of back-and-forth going on here. 1.7949 0.12283 39 16 15 8
29 We'll lose them at nap time. 1.7889 0.07979 90 37 35 18
30 We can go back n forth all day sheriff! 1.7865 0.07905 89 36 36 17
31 Don't worry, we'll lose 'em during nap time. 1.7841 0.07992 88 36 35 17
32 Wait, time out guys. Splinter. 1.7826 0.07544 92 36 40 16
33 Knock yourself out, Marshall--there ain't a playpen in this county can hold me. 1.7826 0.08298 92 41 30 21
34 They're gaining on us...they're falling back...they're gaining on us...they're falling back... 1.7816 0.08562 87 39 28 20
35 Faster! They're about to dismount and walk over here! 1.7692 0.08544 78 33 30 15
36 It feels like they're toying with us 1.7647 0.07965 85 35 35 15
37 I've been in low budget westerns before but this is ridiculous. 1.7634 0.07855 93 40 35 18
38 Ain't no horse thief, it's just a hobby. 1.7632 0.08557 76 32 30 14
39 This is definitely the last time we rob Toys 'R Us! 1.7632 0.08137 76 30 34 12
40 Ain't nobody gonna put me back in a time out! 1.7625 0.08576 80 35 29 16
41 All this back and forth is getting us nowhere! 1.7586 0.08799 87 42 24 21
42 This is not going anywhere. 1.7532 0.08896 77 35 26 16
43 I don't know how, but they're gaining on us. 1.7531 0.08339 81 35 31 15
44 I told you this was a low budget movie 1.7500 0.08249 80 34 32 14
45 But it was just a piggy bank! 1.7500 0.08122 88 39 32 17
46 At this point, I think we're better off making a run for it. 1.7500 0.08780 84 40 25 19
47 This is my last low budget film. 1.7407 0.08198 81 35 32 14
48 If you think you're gonna catch us, you're off your rockers! 1.7403 0.08350 77 33 31 13
49 Fake horses and real guns - who wrote this, PETA and the NRA? 1.7397 0.09361 73 35 22 16
50 We should have just walked away when we had the chance. 1.7368 0.08454 76 33 30 13
51 We're not giving up without a temper tantrum! 1.7361 0.09063 72 33 25 14
52 I won't do hard time-out again, Sheriff! 1.7324 0.09184 71 33 24 14
53 If we can just hold them off until nap time I think we'll be in the clear. 1.7297 0.08880 74 34 26 14
54 Damn low budget Westerns. 1.7297 0.09086 74 35 24 15
55 Let's settle this at the O.K. Carousel. 1.7297 0.08880 74 34 26 14
56 "Well, I'll be damned... that's old Dan Morgan. We went to pre-school together. 1.7297 0.08880 74 34 26 14
57 We'll cut them off at Toys R Us 1.7237 0.08905 76 36 25 15
58 On the bright side, at least they're not gaining on us. 1.7222 0.09112 72 34 24 14
59 I think I know why this dude ranch was cheaper. 1.7200 0.09214 75 37 22 16
60 Now it's our turn to be the posse. 1.7193 0.10547 57 28 17 12
61 I'm warning you, Sheriff; there ain't a playpen that can hold us. 1.7188 0.09038 64 28 26 10
62 We'll be okay so long as they don't dismount and start walking after us. 1.7183 0.09233 71 34 23 14
63 Let's hope that gun came from the same place as these horses. 1.7179 0.08140 78 34 32 12
64 It's those guys from the playground. 1.7167 0.09234 60 26 25 9
65 We're not going down for a nap without a fight. 1.7167 0.09827 60 28 21 11
66 Don't worry, their jail is only two back to back chairs with a blankie pulled over the top. 1.7121 0.09353 66 31 23 12
67 Damn these PETA westerns. 1.7101 0.09484 69 34 21 14
68 Eat my splinters. 1.7097 0.10383 62 32 16 14
69 put another quarter in, they're gaining on us! 1.7077 0.09738 65 32 20 13
70 I think we're takin' this PETA thing too far. 1.7059 0.09384 68 33 22 13
71 They're gainin' on us!...We're losin' 'em!...They're gainin' on us!...We're losin' em!...They're gainin' on us!... 1.7049 0.10012 61 30 19 12
72 Quick Billy, the Sheriff is on a Fisher Price! 1.7031 0.09880 64 32 19 13
73 No time-out chair can hold me, sheriff. 1.7018 0.09013 57 24 26 7
74 Well, the good news is, they ain’t gainin’ on us. 1.7015 0.08241 67 28 31 8
75 Ralph, they're gettin' closer...now farther...now closer...now farther... 1.7015 0.09749 67 34 19 14
76 I can't believe you said robbing the bank would be child's play. 1.7000 0.14503 30 15 9 6
77 He's gaining. Now he's not. Now he is. Now he's not... 1.6984 0.09502 63 30 22 11
78 No animals were harmed in the filming of this movie. 1.6984 0.09502 63 30 22 11
79 Mom and Dad sent you, didn't they? 1.6984 0.10027 63 32 18 13
80 First fence might be tricky 1.6970 0.08354 66 28 30 8
81 For the last time, yelling "Yee haw!" won't make you go any faster! 1.6970 0.09153 66 31 24 11
82 Head for the electric train! 1.6957 0.10248 46 20 20 6
83 They're gaining! They're losing ground! They're gaining! They're losing ground! They're gaining! They're losing ground... 1.6935 0.09644 62 30 21 11
84 We'll be safe if we can make it to the bouncy house! 1.6923 0.09020 65 30 25 10
85 They never got this close on the merry-go-round! 1.6923 0.09538 65 32 21 12
86 Go away. We don't want to play with you. 1.6923 0.10030 65 34 17 14
87 If we can just make it to the merry-go-round . . . 1.6923 0.09020 65 30 25 10
88 Who would've thought that they'd stake out the playroom?! 1.6923 0.09724 52 23 22 7
89 Whose idea was it to rob FAO Schwarz? 1.6912 0.09194 68 33 23 12
90 I'm not sure this was the best time for us to go carbon neutral. 1.6897 0.10779 58 31 14 13
91 Are you absolutely sure the script said "based on a true story?" 1.6885 0.09215 61 28 24 9
92 On the bright side, it looks like the law has also gone carbon neutral. 1.6885 0.09790 61 30 20 11
93 I just heard a discouraging word. 1.6875 0.09149 64 30 24 10
94 If you think you're gonna catch me, Sheriff, you must be off your rocker! 1.6875 0.09416 64 31 22 11
95 We robbed a toy store. What's your excuse? 1.6875 0.08296 64 27 30 7
96 I told you sheriff - I ain't never going back to Time-Out! 1.6866 0.09794 67 35 18 14
97 Get us horses. You had one job Frank! 1.6863 0.09898 51 23 21 7
98 Told ya, we should've grabbed the pogo sticks instead! 1.6857 0.08996 70 34 24 12
99 I got a squirt gun, and I ain't afraid to use it! 1.6852 0.09467 54 24 23 7
100 This isn't getting us anywhere. 1.6842 0.09745 57 27 21 9
101 Now you know why they call me Billy the Kid 1.6842 0.10956 57 31 13 13
102 Speeding? Seriously? 1.6833 0.09653 60 29 21 10
103 I mean this quite literally, Sheriff. You'll never catch us! 1.6833 0.09653 60 29 21 10
104 Don't ask me how, but they're gaining on us. 1.6833 0.09355 60 28 23 9
105 How the hell are they gaining on us! 1.6833 0.09355 60 28 23 9
106 The real criminals are the ones that sold us these horses. 1.6825 0.09282 63 30 23 10
107 I just hate these low budget Westerns! 1.6825 0.08713 63 28 27 8
108 Quick! Release the termites! 1.6825 0.09818 63 32 19 12
109 I told you we shouldn't have robbed a choo-choo. 1.6818 0.08680 66 30 27 9
110 Robbing that piggy bank was a big mistake! 1.6792 0.09243 53 23 24 6
111 Billy the Kid: "The Early Years" 1.6780 0.08177 59 24 30 5
112 This is the last low-budget Western I'll work on. 1.6774 0.08839 62 28 26 8
113 They're gaining on us, no, wait- they're falling back, no- they are gaining on us, wait... 1.6774 0.09418 62 30 22 10
114 Chase scenes haven't been the same since PETA got involved. 1.6774 0.09418 62 30 22 10
115 If'n they catch us we're all gonna get the rockin' chair! 1.6769 0.09585 65 33 20 12
116 Head for the sawmill. They'll never follow us there. 1.6769 0.09330 65 32 22 11
117 They're gaining on us, we'd better switch to them stick horses! 1.6731 0.09795 52 24 21 7
118 It was Monopoly money, get over it Tom. 1.6724 0.10830 58 32 13 13
119 That's the last time we rob a toy train. 1.6724 0.10256 58 30 17 11
120 This explains why they call you The Kid. 1.6724 0.09000 58 26 25 7
121 If they get any closer, then I'm calling my mom 1.6719 0.09463 64 32 21 11
122 It was just a toy train robbery! 1.6667 0.08791 57 25 26 6
123 Don't worry. We'll lose them at nap time. 1.6667 0.09891 54 26 20 8
124 On the upside, they're not gaining on us. 1.6667 0.09802 57 28 20 9
125 Dang! I left my sippy cup back at the saloon. 1.6667 0.09891 54 26 20 8
126 So this is what my agent meant by "low budget western"! 1.6667 0.11085 51 27 14 10
127 You know, these animal rights people are killing movie making. 1.6667 0.09477 57 27 22 8
128 I go back and forth on whether this was a good idea. 1.6667 0.09330 63 31 22 10
129 This is absolutely the last script we let PETA review, deal? 1.6610 0.09552 59 29 21 9
130 How in hell can they be gaining on us? 1.6607 0.09960 56 28 19 9
131 I hope this looks better in post-production. 1.6607 0.08929 56 25 25 6
132 You after them horse thieves too, Sheriff? 1.6607 0.10894 56 31 13 12
133 Damn! I thought we lost 'em at the Barbie aisle. 1.6607 0.09628 56 27 21 8
134 Hollywood's Animal Rights regulations are getting ridiculous! 1.6607 0.09960 56 28 19 9
135 Let's hope they don't decide to walk. 1.6607 0.10592 56 30 15 11
136 With any luck we'll lose 'em by nap time. 1.6607 0.09960 56 28 19 9
137 You'll never take me before naptime, Sheriff. 1.6607 0.09960 56 28 19 9
138 Whatever happens I'm not going back to serve another time-out. 1.6604 0.09692 53 25 21 7
139 We may look ridiculous, but we're still ahead of you. 1.6604 0.09310 53 24 23 6
140 Welcome to the mild, mild West! 1.6604 0.09692 53 25 21 7
141 Rock faster, they're gaining on us! 1.6604 0.10059 53 26 19 8
142 I think these animal cruelty laws are going to far! 1.6600 0.11990 50 29 9 12
143 Hurry, pretend we're getting away! 1.6596 0.09750 47 21 21 5
144 I knew we were over budget, but this is ridiculous. 1.6557 0.09019 61 29 24 8
145 Shoot for the legs, we can knock them off their rocker 1.6552 0.10594 58 32 14 12
146 We're tired of being chased...we wanna wear the sheriff badges now. 1.6552 0.14277 29 15 9 5
147 Is it just my imagination, or are they gaining on us? 1.6545 0.09071 55 25 24 6
148 I think we're gettin' too old for this... 1.6545 0.09785 55 27 20 8
149 I'm almost out of time. Do we have any more quarters? 1.6545 0.10123 55 28 18 9
150 I dunno about you, Clyde, but I'm hankerin' fer a juice box. 1.6545 0.09785 55 27 20 8
151 Surrender? Sheriff, you must be off your rocker. 1.6545 0.10451 55 29 16 10
152 Hurry, their imaginations are gaining on us! 1.6545 0.10123 55 28 18 9
153 The good news is they are not gaining on us. 1.6545 0.08295 55 23 28 4
154 Well heckfire. They're gainin' on us and my gun's outta water. 1.6538 0.09857 52 25 20 7
155 That was the wrong piggy bank to rob. 1.6538 0.10595 52 27 16 9
156 Hollywood's capitulation to PETA is really getting out of hand, I reckon. 1.6538 0.10945 52 28 14 10
157 I hope we get real horses after the kickstarter campaign. 1.6538 0.10945 52 28 14 10
158 I ain't a-goin' back to no time out, Sheriff! 1.6531 0.10735 49 25 16 8
159 If you say 'giddy-up' one more time I'll shoot you. 1.6531 0.10735 49 25 16 8
160 I think PETA is going a little too far. 1.6531 0.10735 49 25 16 8
161 Bang! Bang, bang! Bang! 1.6491 0.09852 57 29 19 9
162 I thought you said the sheriff was off his rocker! 1.6491 0.10165 57 30 17 10
163 Damn it, Ned." " He's riding that lighter balsa wood stud. 1.6481 0.09589 54 26 21 7
164 The good news is that they aren't gaining on us! 1.6481 0.09589 54 26 21 7
165 I reckon we have a week's headstart. 1.6481 0.09947 54 27 19 8
166 Let's just surrender. I'm gettin' too old for this. 1.6471 0.10783 51 27 15 9
167 We may have to just jump off and make a run for it! 1.6429 0.08984 56 26 24 6
168 OK, then we'll have to settle this at the FAO Corral 1.6429 0.09679 56 28 20 8
169 They're gaining on us. Head for the carousel! 1.6429 0.09338 56 27 22 7
170 That's the last time we rob FAO SCHWARZ. 1.6429 0.11232 56 33 10 13
171 You must be off your rocker if you think you're gonna catch us! 1.6415 0.09368 53 25 22 6
172 Ha, ha, lawman. Now you know why that one's name is 'Splinter.' 1.6415 0.10466 53 28 16 9
173 They looked real online. 1.6415 0.10113 53 27 18 8
174 They never should have allowed that animal rights lawyer on the set. 1.6415 0.10466 53 28 16 9
175 No, seriously. You're never going to catch us. 1.6415 0.10113 53 27 18 8
176 Well, they ain't gainin' on us. 1.6415 0.09368 53 25 22 6
177 Sheriff, you're off your rocker! 1.6415 0.11138 53 30 12 11
178 Now I know why all the photos in the brochure were from the waist up. 1.6400 0.10206 50 25 18 7
179 Rock harder, or it's nap time for us! 1.6400 0.10206 50 25 18 7
180 Your right holding your hat does make it seem more real! 1.6400 0.10598 50 26 16 8
181 This is absolutely my last low-budget western. 1.6400 0.09372 50 23 22 5
182 Maybe we can lose 'em at the slides. 1.6400 0.09372 50 23 22 5
183 C'mon, all this over a piggy bank! 1.6400 0.10598 50 26 16 8
184 We're not switching, I was sheriff all yesterday. 1.6400 0.09798 50 24 20 6
185 Why are we holding onto our hats? 1.6400 0.11697 50 29 10 11
186 I sure hope this scene looks better in post-production. 1.6389 0.10655 36 16 17 3
187 That's the LAST time we rent from PETA! 1.6364 0.10497 55 30 15 10
188 Calm down, Sheriff! It's just a hobby! 1.6364 0.09835 55 28 19 8
189 Those animal rights activists are ruining the movies. 1.6364 0.10497 55 30 15 10
190 I think the sheriff is running out of quarters. 1.6364 0.09835 55 28 19 8
191 This doesn't bode well for the brothel scene. 1.6346 0.10995 52 29 13 10
192 That's the last time we knock over a piggy bank. 1.6346 0.09912 52 26 19 7
193 Slim, I think I'm gettin' too old to be robbing piggy banks! 1.6346 0.10286 52 27 17 8
194 Don't look now but they're right behind us. 1.6341 0.10334 41 19 18 4
195 How was I supposed to know it was the mayor's binky?! 1.6327 0.11178 49 27 13 9
196 They're gainin' on us...we're losin' em...they're gainin' on us...we're losin' em... 1.6327 0.11178 49 27 13 9
197 They're gaining on us! We're gaining on them! They're gaining on us! We're gaining on them! 1.6327 0.09972 49 24 19 6
198 It's almost nap time! They won't get far! 1.6327 0.10791 49 26 15 8
199 I'm not sure... but I think they are toying with us! 1.6296 0.10671 54 30 14 10
200 Well, we still haven't lost them, but the good news is they're not gaining on us. 1.6296 0.10339 54 29 16 9
201 I knew we shoulda stole them stick horses! 1.6296 0.10339 54 29 16 9
202 Can't we settle our differences like adults? 1.6279 0.12009 43 24 11 8
203 No seriously, you'll never catch us. 1.6275 0.10464 51 27 16 8
204 Give it up Sheriff, you'll never catch us before nap time! 1.6275 0.10082 51 26 18 7
205 Hey, I'm Billy the Kid! What's your excuse? 1.6275 0.10082 51 26 18 7
206 Shouldn't have trusted the Kid for our getaway horses. 1.6275 0.10082 51 26 18 7
207 They're still there. 1.6275 0.09686 51 25 20 6
208 When Lucas finishes with this, movie fans won't know the difference. 1.6275 0.10832 51 28 14 9
209 I get it, no animals were harmed in the making of this film. 1.6250 0.10990 48 26 14 8
210 This is the last time I do peyote right before a bank job. 1.6250 0.10579 48 25 16 7
211 Oh,grow up! No you grow up! 1.6250 0.09724 56 29 19 8
212 I knew we shouldn't have robbed that piggy bank! 1.6250 0.10579 48 25 16 7
213 If you guys think you can capture us, you're off your rockers. 1.6226 0.10851 53 30 13 10
214 Yeah, well ours don't have to stop for water either! 1.6222 0.11141 45 24 14 7
215 Don't worry, Slim. They're still three feet behind us. 1.6200 0.09852 50 25 19 6
216 Back off, Sheriff! This cap gun is loaded and I'm not afraid to use it! 1.6200 0.10648 50 27 15 8
217 Enough of this horseplay. 1.6200 0.10648 50 27 15 8
218 I'll tell ya one thing, Sheriff! You ain't sending me back to timeout! 1.6200 0.09429 50 24 21 5
219 If they get off their horses we're cooked. 1.6200 0.09852 50 25 19 6
220 Yeah, we saw them. They went thataway, thisaway, thataway, thisaway ... 1.6200 0.11025 50 28 13 9
221 This is getting us nowhere! 1.6200 0.09429 50 24 21 5
222 Eat my sawdust, law man! 1.6200 0.10648 50 27 15 8
223 Quick! Put in another quarter. 1.6190 0.11279 42 22 14 6
224 You boys up for discussin' the insolubility of this paradox? 1.6154 0.09960 52 27 18 7
225 *No animals were harmed in the making of this cartoon 1.6154 0.09172 52 25 22 5
226 Don't worry, they've only got toy guns. 1.6154 0.10332 52 28 16 8
227 Sure, it all seems bogus - until you check out the numbers on your Fitbit. 1.6154 0.11037 52 30 12 10
228 Darn! My pistol is out of water. 1.6136 0.10889 44 23 15 6
229 Watch out, boys! This sheriff's off his rocker. 1.6136 0.12259 44 26 9 9
230 Rock faster, they're catching up! 1.6136 0.11820 44 25 11 8
231 I'm beginning to think only the screen behind us is moving... 1.6136 0.09870 44 21 19 4
232 You will literally NEVER catch us. 1.6136 0.11820 44 25 11 8
233 Don't worry, they'll fix it in CGI! 1.6136 0.11364 44 24 13 7
234 Let's split up, they're gaining on us. 1.6122 0.10439 49 26 16 7
235 We must've taken a wrong turn, Tex. This is the Child West. 1.6122 0.10439 49 26 16 7
236 Look out, he's got a nerf gun! 1.6122 0.10024 49 25 18 6
237 Hi ho, Cedar! Away! 1.6122 0.09590 49 24 20 5
238 This IS my first rodeo. 1.6122 0.11958 49 30 8 11
239 Yikes, the lawmen from the O.K. Carousel! 1.6122 0.10439 49 26 16 7
240 Give it up, Sheriff--we've got a full-day's lead. 1.6122 0.11224 49 28 12 9
241 We're tryin' to get out of Dodge, Sheriff, we're tryin'!!" 1.6122 0.10439 49 26 16 7
242 I knew this O.K. Corral reenactment camp sounded too good for the price. 1.6087 0.11827 46 27 10 9
243 All hobby and no horse. 1.6087 0.11827 46 27 10 9
244 This was more fun when we were kids. 1.6078 0.09733 51 26 19 6
245 Remember, these have to be back before the kids get home from school. 1.6053 0.11649 38 20 13 5
246 I heard PETA was producing this western 1.6047 0.10597 43 22 16 5
247 I thought those termites we planted on their mounts would be more efficient. 1.6047 0.10060 43 21 18 4
248 If we gave up now we'd be off our rockers. 1.6047 0.11107 43 23 14 6
249 This is exactly the sort of thing I warned you about when we became piggy bank robbers. 1.6047 0.11107 43 23 14 6
250 We'll cut 'em off at the sandbox. 1.6042 0.09758 48 24 19 5
251 Split up! 1.6042 0.11037 48 27 13 8
252 This is absolutely positively the last movie I make with this studio! 1.6042 0.09292 48 23 21 4
253 Let's cut to the chase. 1.6042 0.11037 48 27 13 8
254 I'm not going back to the playpen! 1.6042 0.11037 48 27 13 8
255 Well, they're not gaining on us. 1.6042 0.11037 48 27 13 8
256 Two hours and we still haven't lost 'em! 1.6042 0.08802 48 22 23 3
257 Back off ! I have a cap gun and I'm not afraid to use it. 1.6042 0.10627 48 26 15 7
258 Is it the whiskey talking or did we steal the wrong horses? 1.6000 0.10731 45 24 15 6
259 How the hell do you keep gaining on us? 1.6000 0.11634 45 26 11 8
260 By now his pistol should be out of water. 1.6000 0.10249 45 23 17 5
261 We're darn lucky they don't have the long arm of the law. 1.6000 0.11192 45 25 13 7
262 Damn the horse lobby ! 1.6000 0.11192 45 25 13 7
263 All we have to do is stay out of the range of their cap pistols. 1.6000 0.11767 40 22 12 6
264 Listen, I don't like it either, but when they nickname you The Kid, you gotta stay on brand. 1.6000 0.11767 40 22 12 6
265 I'm never going back to time-out. 1.5962 0.09615 52 27 19 6
266 I don't care how energy efficient they are! 1.5962 0.10000 52 28 17 7
267 Wow. Those guys really rock! 1.5957 0.10386 47 25 16 6
268 I told ya robbin' the Toyland Bank was a bad idea! 1.5957 0.10386 47 25 16 6
269 Faster, Sheriff! They're pretending to get away! 1.5952 0.11334 42 23 13 6
270 When we get to town, we'll get fresh horses at the carousal. 1.5952 0.11334 42 23 13 6
271 This is the last no-budget Western I ever do. 1.5952 0.11334 42 23 13 6
272 I said I hope you get a splinter. 1.5952 0.10258 42 21 17 4
273 How about we call a truce and break for naptime? 1.5952 0.09675 42 20 19 3
274 Good God, it's no use. THEIR horses are tireless too! 1.5952 0.11835 42 24 11 7
275 You'll never catch us, Sheriff. Seriously, it's impossible. 1.5952 0.10258 42 21 17 4
276 Oh, what I'd give for a stick horse right now. 1.5946 0.12532 37 21 10 6
277 Not even the Coen brothers can save this film. 1.5926 0.10414 54 31 14 9
278 They're gaining on us - we'll have to make a stand at the Pre-K Corral 1.5909 0.10444 44 23 16 5
279 Why are we holding our hats? 1.5909 0.10938 44 24 14 6
280 If you think you can catch us , you'd have to be off your rocker. 1.5909 0.12303 44 27 8 9
281 Eat our sawdust, Sheriff! 1.5909 0.10444 44 23 16 5
282 Looks like the posse picked up fresh horses at the lumberyard. 1.5909 0.11865 44 26 10 8
283 These chases just aren't the same since PETA took over the studio! 1.5909 0.11865 44 26 10 8
284 Quick, hand me the termites. 1.5882 0.12749 34 19 10 5
285 This is the last time I'll work in a low-budget western. 1.5882 0.10910 51 30 12 9
286 This the the last time I make a movie funded by PETA. 1.5882 0.11607 51 32 8 11
287 I shore will be glad when the horses' union settles their contract...! 1.5870 0.10109 46 24 17 5
288 I told you we should have gone for the tricycles. 1.5870 0.10576 46 25 15 6
289 Trust me pardner, chafing is only half of our problem. 1.5870 0.09619 46 23 19 4
290 Put in a couple of more quarters...they're gaining on us! 1.5854 0.11030 41 22 14 5
291 If they catch us we're gonna get a hell of a time out. 1.5854 0.11030 41 22 14 5
292 They're still not gaining on us! 1.5854 0.11569 41 23 12 6
293 Stop complaining, Tex. This is the life of a piggy bank robber. 1.5854 0.12085 41 24 10 7
294 Mild West 1.5854 0.11569 41 23 12 6
295 Just one question--are those water pistols? 1.5854 0.10462 41 21 16 4
296 If we hurry we can hide out at the carousel. 1.5833 0.10666 48 27 14 7
297 They're gaining on us, release the termites. 1.5833 0.11074 48 28 12 8
298 "The Wood, the Bad and the Ugly" A PETA original 1.5833 0.12199 36 20 11 5
299 Keep going, their horses are getting tired. 1.5814 0.09548 43 21 19 3
300 C'mon! You KNOW we won those marbles fair and square! 1.5814 0.09548 43 21 19 3
301 Robbin' banks just ain't the same since PETA came along. 1.5814 0.10645 43 23 15 5
302 ... If our guns weren't toys too, one of us could end this embarrassing spectacle. 1.5814 0.12105 43 26 9 8
303 We'll get fresh horses when we get to the merry-go-roundup! 1.5814 0.12105 43 26 9 8
304 If they get any closer we'll have to make a run for it. 1.5814 0.10112 43 22 17 4
305 The guns are fake too, right? 1.5814 0.10112 43 22 17 4
306 Do we look as stupid as they look ? 1.5814 0.10645 43 23 15 5
307 My therapist will have a field day with this one -- at least I'm dressed! 1.5814 0.10112 43 22 17 4
308 I think we can lose them in Lego Canyon! 1.5814 0.10112 43 22 17 4
309 If you think you can catch me sheriff, you're off your rocker. 1.5814 0.10112 43 22 17 4
310 This is definitely a B-Western. 1.5814 0.10645 43 23 15 5
311 Dagnabit! We been ridin fer days and we ain't lost em yet? 1.5814 0.10645 43 23 15 5
312 Steady there, Pardner! When I said you must be off your rocker, I was speaking metaphorically! 1.5814 0.11153 43 24 13 6
313 Get ready boys, that's Termite Canyon ahead. 1.5814 0.10645 43 23 15 5
314 We're caught between a rocking horse and a hard place. 1.5814 0.10112 43 22 17 4
315 "All this trouble for robbing a train set. 1.5814 0.11639 43 25 11 7
316 What in tarnation! Was that a speed trap? 1.5814 0.10645 43 23 15 5
317 Should have brought the stick ponies. 1.5814 0.10112 43 22 17 4
318 Them two rag dolls and fifty head of teddy bear was practically asking to be rustled. 1.5814 0.11153 43 24 13 6
319 Looks like we're at a standstill. 1.5814 0.10645 43 23 15 5
320 If you think you can catch us, you're off your rocker! 1.5814 0.10645 43 23 15 5
321 No animals were harmed in the making of this movie. 1.5814 0.10112 43 22 17 4
322 You're right, we should have gone with the pogo sticks. 1.5800 0.10337 50 28 15 7
323 Sheriff, ain't "horse thief" an exaggeration? 1.5789 0.10419 38 19 16 3
324 He's off his rocker! 1.5789 0.11705 38 21 12 5
325 Man, these horses totally rock. 1.5778 0.10773 45 25 14 6
326 You fellers okay with a half hour nap break? 1.5778 0.11673 45 27 10 8
327 Is it just me or is there something Sisyphean about this? 1.5778 0.10773 45 25 14 6
328 Well, they did tell us it was a low-budget western. 1.5778 0.11673 45 27 10 8
329 When the West was really young. 1.5750 0.11259 40 22 13 5
330 These horses seemed so much faster in the supermarket... 1.5750 0.11259 40 22 13 5
331 We'll lose them in the nursey! 1.5750 0.11259 40 22 13 5
332 I think we've given PETA too much control. 1.5750 0.10674 40 21 15 4
333 Watch out, he's going for his cap gun. 1.5750 0.11815 40 23 11 6
334 Stay back or I’ll use my water gun. 1.5750 0.11815 40 23 11 6
335 It's OK...they haven't gained on us in an hour. 1.5750 0.10674 40 21 15 4
336 . . . and they wonder why they call me Billy the Kid! 1.5714 0.12355 42 26 8 8
337 Hey, don't I know you from pre-school? 1.5714 0.10305 42 22 16 4
338 If ya think yer gonna catch us, yer off yer rocker. 1.5714 0.10305 42 22 16 4
339 Did not! 1.5714 0.10854 42 23 14 5
340 We must go nowhere FASTER! 1.5714 0.10854 42 23 14 5
341 Catch us?...you must be off your rocker! 1.5714 0.11876 42 25 10 7
342 No animals were harmed in the making of this film 1.5714 0.12355 42 26 8 8
343 California emissions laws have ruined the Old West. 1.5714 0.11376 42 24 12 6
344 Use your spurs !! 1.5714 0.10854 42 23 14 5
345 It's our turn to be the Sheriffs! 1.5714 0.10854 42 23 14 5
346 PETA is RUINING the movies! 1.5714 0.11376 42 24 12 6
347 Who's idea was it to rustle the day care center!? 1.5714 0.11376 42 24 12 6
348 'Cause I'm the sheriff and it's MY birthday. 1.5714 0.11876 42 25 10 7
349 The Phony Express will never catch us. 1.5714 0.11876 42 25 10 7
350 You'll never catch us. We have fresh horses. 1.5714 0.14019 28 16 8 4
351 "Hurry, he's reaching for his cap gun! 1.5714 0.12492 35 20 10 5
352 The animal rights people are killing the West. 1.5714 0.10854 42 23 14 5
353 I wish they'd pursue other hobbies. 1.5714 0.11376 42 24 12 6
354 Dang, my water pistol's empty 1.5714 0.10854 42 23 14 5
355 If you think you can catch us, lawman, you’re off your rocker! 1.5682 0.11448 44 26 11 7
356 I reckon they'll be on us by snack time. 1.5682 0.10976 44 25 13 6
357 Dang it, Curly - they're gainin' on us! I told you we needed the ones with wheels. 1.5676 0.11969 37 21 11 5
358 Sheriff's gaining, Ned. I told you we should have taken the broomstick ponies. 1.5676 0.11324 37 20 13 4
359 We'll lose 'em on the carousel. 1.5667 0.12395 30 16 11 3
360 So this is going green. 1.5652 0.15175 23 13 7 3
361 I reckon we should have stayed on the carousel. 1.5641 0.12070 39 23 10 6
362 Being a desperado is mighty tough since PETA came to town. 1.5641 0.12070 39 23 10 6
363 Don't make me draw my squirt gun! 1.5641 0.10894 39 21 14 4
364 Hey, buddy! Is this your anxiety dream, or mine? 1.5641 0.11497 39 22 12 5
365 don't know about you Tex, but my ass is killing me... 1.5641 0.12070 39 23 10 6
366 If we get out of this one, I've robbed my last model train. 1.5641 0.10256 39 20 16 3
367 Keep going! They're getting splinters... 1.5641 0.10256 39 20 16 3
368 You can rock, but you can't hide from the law 1.5641 0.10256 39 20 16 3
369 I’ve got to say when they tamed the old Wild West they took all of the fun out of it. 1.5641 0.12070 39 23 10 6
370 I've told you 100 times … no, they're not gaining on us! 1.5641 0.12070 39 23 10 6
371 This film is way too low-budget! 1.5641 0.10894 39 21 14 4
372 The animal rights activists have finally gone way too far. 1.5641 0.12070 39 23 10 6
373 They're just toying with us. 1.5641 0.11497 39 22 12 5
374 This dang wind sure is slowing us down! 1.5641 0.12070 39 23 10 6
375 Can we finish this after nap time? 1.5625 0.09371 48 25 19 4
376 Tort law has really ruined fantasy cowboy camp. 1.5610 0.12615 41 26 7 8
377 Don't worry, we'll loose 'em at the jungle gym. 1.5610 0.10505 41 22 15 4
378 Back off, sheriff. I've got a cap pistol and I ain't afraid to use it. 1.5610 0.11070 41 23 13 5
379 The good news is, they only have cap guns... 1.5610 0.09907 41 21 17 3
380 Our Toys-R-Us store receipt will prove we ain't horse thieves. 1.5610 0.11070 41 23 13 5
381 I'd rather die than go back to the playpen. 1.5610 0.10505 41 22 15 4
382 Don't book a dude ranch vacation on the Disney Channel 1.5610 0.11070 41 23 13 5
383 So, do you still think this was the best way to cut the budget?! 1.5610 0.10505 41 22 15 4
384 Sheriff, I'm not an outlaw -- this is just a hobby. 1.5610 0.09907 41 21 17 3
385 These new PETA guidelines don't bode well for the TV western. 1.5610 0.12615 41 26 7 8
386 Seems it's no good beating a rocking horse, either! 1.5610 0.11070 41 23 13 5
387 Time to break out the cap guns. 1.5610 0.09272 41 20 19 2
388 We ain't playin', Sheriff! 1.5610 0.11608 41 24 11 6
389 Tell me again how easy it'll be to rob a piggy bank. 1.5610 0.10505 41 22 15 4
390 I hope their guns are fake too. 1.5610 0.12122 41 25 9 7
391 Don't even bother trying to catch up, my horse rocks! 1.5610 0.10505 41 22 15 4
392 I told you Toys R Us ain't the best place to get horses! 1.5588 0.13478 34 21 7 6
393 Who the hell thought up this stupid cartoon? 1.5588 0.13478 34 21 7 6
394 No, but they're not gaining in us either. 1.5581 0.11188 43 25 12 6
395 I swear to God, Dennis, if you make us miss nap time again... 1.5581 0.12137 43 27 8 8
396 We'll be outta town by bedtime. 1.5556 0.09824 45 24 17 4
397 Somehow they're gaining on us! 1.5556 0.14055 36 24 4 8
398 Quit whining--Plan B was the carousel. 1.5556 0.14454 27 16 7 4
399 Las’ time I let you git the horses. 1.5526 0.11123 38 21 13 4
400 This is the Republican race in a nutshell. 1.5526 0.11123 38 21 13 4
401 Why are we still wearing spurs? 1.5526 0.11123 38 21 13 4
402 You got the wrong man Sheriff, I'm not the Kid! 1.5526 0.10464 38 20 15 3
403 They're virtually gaining on us! 1.5526 0.11123 38 21 13 4
404 Is it just me, or do you also feel like less of a man since the budget cuts? 1.5526 0.11745 38 22 11 5
405 Slim, this is the last time you buy a getaway horse from Donald Trump. 1.5526 0.13439 38 25 5 8
406 How about we rein in for some milk and cookies? 1.5526 0.10464 38 20 15 3
407 I asked "WOULD" horses be faster! 1.5526 0.12899 38 24 7 7
408 Grow up? I will when you do, Sheriff! 1.5500 0.10712 40 22 14 4
409 I said ... Simon says put your RIGHT hand on your hat Mister! 1.5500 0.11294 40 23 12 5
410 Giddyup! Giddydown! Giddyup! Giddydown! 1.5500 0.11848 40 24 10 6
411 Do you ever feel life's not taking you anywhere? 1.5500 0.10712 40 22 14 4
412 They're not gaining 1.5500 0.12378 40 25 8 7
413 Rock, Sukey! Rock like the wind! 1.5500 0.09439 40 20 18 2
414 They're still there. Just keep rocking slow and steady and they'll fall asleep soon enough. 1.5500 0.10712 40 22 14 4
415 Keep going, they're gaining on us... No wait, no they're not... Oh no, they are... Sorry, no, they're not... (etc.) 1.5500 0.15347 20 11 7 2
416 If you think you can catch me, you are off your rocker. 1.5500 0.10712 40 22 14 4
417 Back off, sheriff, or we walk. 1.5500 0.11294 40 23 12 5
418 I think we're getting a little old for this Sheriff! 1.5500 0.11848 40 24 10 6
419 Hurry, they're gaining on us--no, losing--no, gaining--no, losing... 1.5500 0.10096 40 21 16 3
420 Running from the law is getting us nowhere. 1.5476 0.11407 42 25 11 6
421 I told you robbing Toys R Us was a bad idea! 1.5476 0.09146 42 21 19 2
422 If you don't stop following us, I'm calling my mom! 1.5476 0.10886 42 24 13 5
423 They're gaining! No, they're not. They're gaining! No, they're not. 1.5455 0.11589 33 18 12 3
424 Dang! These new 'reduced emission' territories are really annoying. 1.5455 0.13824 33 21 6 6
425 Well, no, they're not exactly gaining on us. 1.5455 0.10740 33 17 14 2
426 If we can jist stay ahead em 'til naptime.... 1.5455 0.12379 33 19 10 4
427 Well they ain't gainin on us, but we ain't losing them neither. Let's give it one more week.. 1.5429 0.12531 35 21 9 5
428 Dagnab it—left my binkie at the gulch! 1.5429 0.13184 35 22 7 6
429 We're okay - unless they decide to shoot.... 1.5429 0.11109 35 19 13 3
430 Easy, Sheriff! How was we supposed to know them Bufford boys weren't done with their Play-doh? 1.5429 0.11841 35 20 11 4
431 They're closing in. We are gaining on them. they're closing in. We are gaining on them. They're closing in. We are gaining on them. 1.5429 0.12531 35 21 9 5
432 Dang Jed! 12 hours and they still be teetering on our tail 1.5429 0.11109 35 19 13 3
433 This discount wild west vacation looked so much nicer in the tour book! 1.5429 0.11841 35 20 11 4
434 Do you mind if we take a potty break before the shoot out? 1.5429 0.11109 35 19 13 3
435 Stop or you'll shoot? You know damn well we all got our guns the same place as these horses! 1.5405 0.11360 37 21 12 4
436 They are gaining on us. We better return the piggy bank. 1.5405 0.10679 37 20 14 3
437 We're out of bullets Clem, grab the saw! 1.5405 0.13194 37 24 6 7
438 PETA went after you guys too? 1.5405 0.12613 37 23 8 6
439 Do they really have to do *everything* in post-production? 1.5405 0.11360 37 21 12 4
440 Damn these low emission vehicles! 1.5405 0.12003 37 22 10 5
441 We stole them from Billy the Kid. 1.5405 0.12613 37 23 8 6
442 You're after the wrong guys! We're not real horse thieves. This is just a hobby! 1.5405 0.12613 37 23 8 6
443 How the West...ended in a tie. 1.5405 0.11360 37 21 12 4
444 Yeah, Jake, they rock, but please stop saying that. 1.5405 0.10679 37 20 14 3
445 Dang, I knew we shoulda got the ones with wheels! 1.5385 0.10290 39 21 15 3
446 I knew robbing that piggy bank was a mistake! 1.5385 0.10290 39 21 15 3
447 The Child, Child West. 1.5385 0.10926 39 22 13 4
448 Actually; they're not gaining at all. 1.5385 0.12644 39 25 7 7
449 Dang it Earl, this is the last time I rob a toy store with you. 1.5385 0.10926 39 22 13 4
450 They've been on my trail for over forty years now. 1.5385 0.11527 39 23 11 5
451 To catch Billy the Kid, you have to think like Billy the Kid. 1.5385 0.13846 26 15 8 3
452 Billy, The Kid......and who are you? 1.5385 0.11527 39 23 11 5
453 We should be right about this same spot come nightfall. 1.5385 0.10926 39 22 13 4
454 The long, wooden legs of the law will never catch us. 1.5385 0.10290 39 21 15 3
455 You ain't ever heard of the mild mild west? 1.5385 0.07929 65 35 25 5
456 Butch and Sundance: the toddler years. 1.5385 0.10290 39 21 15 3
457 This is the last time we let a five year old write the script! 1.5385 0.10290 39 21 15 3
458 Last time I'll rob a daycare center. 1.5385 0.12644 39 25 7 7
459 Keep ridein', they'll soon tire of eatin' our sawdust. 1.5366 0.09937 41 22 16 3
460 This is the last time we rob a toy train. 1.5366 0.10533 41 23 14 4
461 They're getting closer! No, wait, we're losing them! No, wait, they're getting closer again! 1.5366 0.09937 41 22 16 3
462 I'm warnin' you Tex. I got me a water gun and I plan on using it!. 1.5366 0.11633 41 25 10 6
463 This cowboy training camp isn't what I expected. 1.5366 0.11097 41 24 12 5
464 We can lose them at the playground! 1.5366 0.10533 41 23 14 4
465 Shouldn't be long now, I loosened the screws in their horses. 1.5366 0.09304 41 21 18 2
466 I'm warnin' you, sheriff. We're both packin' squirt guns, and we're not afraid to use 'em. 1.5357 0.13095 28 16 9 3
467 They're gaining on us. Wait, we're losing them. Wait, they're gaining on us. Wait, we're losing them. 1.5312 0.11867 32 18 11 3
468 Looks like they got fresh horses. 1.5294 0.12116 34 20 10 4
469 I told ya we shouldn't have robbed that toy store. 1.5294 0.12831 34 21 8 5
470 Ya'll ever feel like the conceptual potential of the cartoon we're trapped in is a bit limited? 1.5294 0.13507 34 22 6 6
471 Rock harder! 1.5294 0.12116 34 20 10 4
472 The Not So Wild West. 1.5294 0.12116 34 20 10 4
473 The Director promised they would sort it out in the special effects studio 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
474 I told ya! We should've taken the Tonka. 1.5278 0.10901 36 20 13 3
475 Dag-nabit, Sheriff, I done tol' yew, I ain't in no horse thievin' profession, I'm just a hobby-ist. 1.5278 0.12901 36 23 7 6
476 To hell with your "theoretically impossible" line of thought, Slim....they're gaining on us ! 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
477 These budget cuts are getting ridiculous. 1.5278 0.10901 36 20 13 3
478 Scenery sure gets old. 1.5278 0.11606 36 21 11 4
479 I knew we shouldn't have robbed that daycare. 1.5278 0.11606 36 21 11 4
480 Damn it, Gary, they're closing in on us! Can't you make 'clip-clop' sounds any faster? 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
481 Keep going, I think we can out rock them. 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
482 This isn't what I had in mind when they asked if we liked to play the horses. 1.5278 0.10901 36 20 13 3
483 Do you think we'll be charged as adults or juveniles? 1.5278 0.10147 36 19 15 2
484 They were only wooden nickels! 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
485 They're supposed to be great for your abs. 1.5278 0.10147 36 19 15 2
486 We need more horsepower! 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
487 I told you F.A.O. Schwartz wasn't a bank. 1.5278 0.11606 36 21 11 4
488 This is a young man's game! 1.5278 0.10147 36 19 15 2
489 Rock faster, we'll lose them in the sandbox. 1.5278 0.10901 36 20 13 3
490 Curse these budget cuts… 1.5278 0.11606 36 21 11 4
491 Where'd you learn to ride--in preschool? 1.5278 0.10901 36 20 13 3
492 My gun's out of caps. I surrender! 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
493 Face it sheriff, you ain't never gonna catch us and we ain't never gettin' away! 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
494 Hold your horses. We only took wooden nickels. 1.5278 0.10147 36 19 15 2
495 Well, at least they're not gaining on us. 1.5263 0.09034 38 19 18 1
496 The good thing is, they can't move. The bad thing is, we can't either. 1.5263 0.10491 38 21 14 3
497 Well they ain't gainin' on us, that's for damn sure. 1.5263 0.09789 38 20 16 2
498 I told you this movie was underfunded. 1.5263 0.10491 38 21 14 3
499 But, glass half-full; we're definitely not getting caught either. 1.5263 0.11769 38 23 10 5
500 We will, We will Rock You. 1.5263 0.10491 38 21 14 3
501 Looks like their union has cut down on benefits too. 1.5263 0.11769 38 23 10 5
502 They're gaining on us Zeke, let's split up! 1.5263 0.11769 38 23 10 5
503 Can't you see we're just toys in someone else's game? 1.5263 0.11148 38 22 12 4
504 At least they're not getting any closer! 1.5263 0.11769 38 23 10 5
505 They don't seem to be gaining on us! 1.5263 0.11148 38 22 12 4
506 These new animal rights laws are killing our getaways. 1.5263 0.12921 38 25 6 7
507 Whose idea was it to rob the toy store? 1.5263 0.11769 38 23 10 5
508 You'll never catch the rock-a-bye gang! 1.5263 0.11148 38 22 12 4
509 Although equally bizarre, the LAPD’s first low-speed pursuit of a white bronco received much less media attention. 1.5263 0.12358 38 24 8 6
510 The're gaining on us... We're loosing them. The're gaining on us... We're loosing them.The're gaining on us... We're loosing them. 1.5263 0.11148 38 22 12 4
511 Please let them be out of caps. 1.5263 0.12921 38 25 6 7
512 Robbing banks was more fun before the horses went on strike. 1.5263 0.11148 38 22 12 4
513 Dang it, they're still on our tails! 1.5250 0.11316 40 24 11 5
514 I ain't playing no more. 1.5250 0.11316 40 24 11 5
515 Those animal rights folks have gone too far this time. 1.5250 0.12397 40 26 7 7
516 Hurry, Buck. The Sheriff of Rockingham is on our tail. 1.5250 0.10734 40 23 13 4
517 When can we stop for a juice box and a nap? 1.5250 0.10734 40 23 13 4
518 Head for Mexico before the wall goes up! 1.5238 0.10905 42 25 12 5
519 Pete, something tells me were going to be riding like this all day. 1.5185 0.13472 27 16 8 3
520 Keep your hats on; this gon' be a long ride. 1.5161 0.12156 31 18 10 3
521 Hurry up! My quarter's almost running out! 1.5161 0.12156 31 18 10 3
522 Dang! We just cant shake these guys! 1.5161 0.13812 31 20 6 5
523 I'm getting too old for this crap. 1.5161 0.12156 31 18 10 3
524 We're in trouble, Jack! It's Birch Cassidy and The Sandalwood Kid! 1.5161 0.12156 31 18 10 3
525 First time at the Vegan Dude Ranch? 1.5152 0.12402 33 20 9 4
526 You just playin' with us? 1.5152 0.10767 33 18 13 2
527 My spurs aren't working! 1.5152 0.09848 33 17 15 1
528 How much farther to Geppetto's? 1.5152 0.09848 33 17 15 1
529 They're gaining on us--now they're falling back.... 1.5152 0.13143 33 21 7 5
530 They're still behind us! 1.5152 0.11613 33 19 11 3
531 Let's split up and meet at the dollhouse. 1.5152 0.12402 33 20 9 4
532 But Sheriff, we never robbed no piggy bank! 1.5152 0.10767 33 18 13 2
533 You'll never catch me, potty-face! 1.5152 0.12402 33 20 9 4
534 I just love the thrill of the chase. 1.5152 0.12402 33 20 9 4
535 Face it! You'll NEVER catch us! 1.5152 0.13143 33 21 7 5
536 It's been five hours, Sheriff. Give it up already! 1.5152 0.12402 33 20 9 4
537 This is what politics must feel like 1.5143 0.11862 35 21 10 4
538 Faster, Rocky! He's reaching for his pop-gun! 1.5143 0.11862 35 21 10 4
539 Speeding? You think we're speeding? 1.5143 0.11131 35 20 12 3
540 I ain't going back to corner time! 1.5143 0.11862 35 21 10 4
541 Rule number one, Sheriff: Don't hold onto your hat with your gun hand. 1.5143 0.12550 35 22 8 5
542 Now that gas is $2 again, can't be go back to car chases? 1.5143 0.12550 35 22 8 5
543 Mom said when we're done we have to go back to Congress. 1.5143 0.13824 35 24 4 7
544 I think they're gaining on us, wait -- maybe not... 1.5143 0.11131 35 20 12 3
545 "Any closer and I'll get out my squirt gun". 1.5143 0.11131 35 20 12 3
546 I knew that piggy bank would be trouble. 1.5143 0.11131 35 20 12 3
547 Aw man, they must have the new model. 1.5143 0.11131 35 20 12 3
548 Keep goin' Bart! We'll lose 'em at nap time! 1.5143 0.11131 35 20 12 3
549 Keep going, it's almost nap time. 1.5143 0.11131 35 20 12 3
550 I'm not sure these horses are worth the low carbon footprint! 1.5143 0.11131 35 20 12 3
551 Those animal cruelty people are killing our image. 1.5143 0.12550 35 22 8 5
552 Actually, I hope they catch us soon. These splinters are killing me. 1.5143 0.11131 35 20 12 3
553 Hurry! Gepetto's ranch is just over that ridge! 1.5143 0.11862 35 21 10 4
554 We shoulda stole stick horses 1.5135 0.09187 37 19 17 1
555 It's like I always say... If you want to catch a criminal, you gotta think like a criminal. 1.5135 0.12629 37 24 7 6
556 We'll make our getaway when they have nap time. 1.5135 0.11378 37 22 11 4
557 First one to the swing set wins. 1.5135 0.11378 37 22 11 4
558 We need less rock and more roll. 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
559 Aw durn, they got them new light balsa models! 1.5135 0.11378 37 22 11 4
560 I think we can outrock them. 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
561 Give it up, boys--We crossed into Mexico an hour ago. 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
562 You're right. The Mustang would have been better. 1.5135 0.10698 37 21 13 3
563 This is a horrible hobby. 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
564 I don't see how they could possibly be gaining on us! 1.5135 0.11378 37 22 11 4
565 The seldom heard discouraging word is splinters. 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
566 I'm tempted just to get off and run. 1.5135 0.12020 37 23 9 5
567 Next time, I'm taking Uber. 1.5135 0.13210 37 25 5 7
568 Hey Steve, I don't think I want to play anymore. 1.5135 0.12629 37 24 7 6
569 Lots' of gitty up but not much go! 1.5128 0.10942 39 23 12 4
570 I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs. 1.5128 0.10307 39 22 14 3
571 They're gaining on us. Wait, we're getting away! No, they're gaining on us. Wait, we're getting away! 1.5128 0.10307 39 22 14 3
572 Suprisingly, loosing these guys isn't going to be child's play. 1.5128 0.09630 39 21 16 2
573 You know, on second thought, the cap guns were also a bad idea. 1.5128 0.12113 39 25 8 6
574 It’s not THAT white Bronco! 1.5128 0.12658 39 26 6 7
575 Stop or I'll get off and run after you. 1.5128 0.11542 39 24 10 5
576 Hi yo slivers away! 1.5122 0.11110 41 25 11 5
577 hurry up, he is reaching for his cap gun! 1.5122 0.09952 41 23 15 3
578 Your mother rode a porch swing! 1.5000 0.09344 36 19 16 1
579 I always wondered why they called you Billy the Kid. 1.5000 0.12841 34 22 7 5
580 If they catch us it will be the electric rocking chair! 1.5000 0.12127 34 21 9 4
581 You have until nap time, then it's over. 1.5000 0.13470 32 21 6 5
582 Can't never send us back to the play pen! 1.5000 0.10555 34 19 13 2
583 This is the lowest budget movie we've ever been in. 1.5000 0.12127 34 21 9 4
584 They're catching up with us - rock faster! 1.5000 0.09344 36 19 16 1
585 We can lose them at Playpen Pass. 1.5000 0.10555 34 19 13 2
586 Hi-ho Timber, away! 1.5000 0.11880 32 19 10 3
587 It's the Hasbros! 1.5000 0.12127 34 21 9 4
588 Does the idiot dreaming this remember we have guns? 1.5000 0.12841 34 22 7 5
589 I'd say at least a two hour lead. 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
590 Didn't you say that if we outlawed horses, outlaws would still have horses? 1.5000 0.11616 36 22 10 4
591 It was a hobby. Until now... 1.5000 0.10555 34 19 13 2
592 You're not going anywhere... 1.5000 0.12366 38 25 7 6
593 You'll never take us alive...or before nap time! 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
594 Time out! I have a splinter. 1.5000 0.10555 34 19 13 2
595 Head to our hiding place behind the dollhouse! 1.5000 0.09044 38 20 17 1
596 Stay back! My squirt gun is loaded! 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
597 For a few dollars more we could have had the mahogony. 1.5000 0.12700 32 20 8 4
598 Is it my imagination, or are they closer than they were an hour ago? 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
599 They're gaining on us!...never mind. They're gaining on us!...never mind. 1.5000 0.14340 22 13 7 2
600 This is the last low budget movie I work on 1.5000 0.10555 34 19 13 2
601 When you said we could make money participating in a hemorrhoid study, this isn’t what I pictured. 1.5000 0.12700 32 20 8 4
602 Playtime's over, sheriff! 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
603 You know what really chaps my hide? Splinters. 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
604 We gotta git a better hobby. 1.5000 0.10040 32 17 14 1
605 Give us a break. It was just a bag of wooden nickels! 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
606 We need fresh horses. Ride for the lumber yard. 1.5000 0.12700 32 20 8 4
607 We can't seem to shake them! 1.5000 0.12700 32 20 8 4
608 Told you we could do our own stunts for this film. 1.5000 0.11777 38 24 9 5
609 I say we dismount and run for it. 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
610 How the west was fun. 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
611 Dang! They get closer, then farther, then closer, then father, then... 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
612 I think our producer is running out of money. 1.5000 0.10157 36 20 14 2
613 The capguns were an even worse idea. 1.5000 0.12062 28 16 10 2
614 We'll have a better chance of losing them if we split up! 1.5000 0.12127 34 21 9 4
615 Wait - Billy's NOT a kid? 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
616 Something tells me this slow white bronco chase is NOT going to go viral. 1.5000 0.11880 32 19 10 3
617 We're losing 'em, they're gaining on us, we're losin' em... 1.5000 0.12127 34 21 9 4
618 Rock on, dude. They're after us"! 1.5000 0.10999 32 18 12 2
619 Next time, just pay the blacksmith. 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
620 Call me a pessimist, but at this rate, I don't think we'll lose them. 1.5000 0.12700 32 20 8 4
621 How did they know I was Billy the Kid. 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
622 What do ya mean, We ain't going nowhere? 1.5000 0.12127 34 21 9 4
623 You'll never catch me--I've been rocking my whole life. 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
624 You can rock, but you can't hide. 1.5000 0.11156 38 23 11 4
625 Don't worry, we are out of range of their pop guns. 1.5000 0.10999 32 18 12 2
626 I think we should splinter up. 1.5000 0.12457 30 18 9 3
627 I'll rock right, you rock left. 1.5000 0.10040 32 17 14 1
628 This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested wild west reenactments as a hobby. 1.5000 0.12841 34 22 7 5
629 You think this ridiculous? Wait until tomorrow when they shoot the river-crossing scene. 1.5000 0.10157 36 20 14 2
630 O.K. it's been 30 minutes, can we be the sheriffs now? 1.5000 0.11880 32 19 10 3
631 Stop or I'll squirt! 1.5000 0.12700 32 20 8 4
632 Yet another great American tradition that PETA has managed to neuter. 1.5000 0.12062 28 16 10 2
633 Holt, we gotta get new hobbies. 1.5000 0.10999 32 18 12 2
634 It's the darnedest thing-- they're actually gaining on us! 1.5000 0.11880 32 19 10 3
635 The Kid rides again! 1.5000 0.10555 34 19 13 2
636 Not to worry; when we ditch the horses up ahead, I have someone waiting for us with 2 Hotwheels! 1.5000 0.10911 28 15 12 1
637 Somehow it don't seem so wild anymore. 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
638 Still think we're playing games, pardner? 1.5000 0.11880 32 19 10 3
639 No really, I'm having fun, this just wasn't what I was expecting for my bachelor party. 1.5000 0.13113 28 17 8 3
640 It's all in the hips! 1.5000 0.12127 34 21 9 4
641 Quit toying with us, sheriff! 1.5000 0.11880 32 19 10 3
642 I could win if the rest of you dropped out 1.5000 0.13517 34 23 5 6
643 Maybe we should have taken the getaway pogo stick. 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
644 Don't make me pull out my water pistol! 1.5000 0.10040 32 17 14 1
645 Just keep ridin' pardner...they'll never catch us! 1.5000 0.12127 34 21 9 4
646 Let's just settle this in a manly way.Squirt guns at ten paces. 1.5000 0.09674 34 18 15 1
647 So, your first film coproduced by PETA? 1.5000 0.11880 32 19 10 3
648 I think we're losing them. 1.5000 0.15926 24 16 4 4
649 Let's find new hobbies. 1.5000 0.11368 34 20 11 3
650 Are you SURE Clint Eastwood started this way? 1.5000 0.13470 32 21 6 5
651 We should have hopped on those paper airplanes. 1.5000 0.12366 38 25 7 6
652 What's worse, getting caught or having a splinter in my ass? 1.4872 0.10942 39 24 11 4
653 And we're holding your teddy bear for ransom! 1.4865 0.11378 37 23 10 4
654 You're completely off your rocker Sheriff if you think you can catch us! 1.4857 0.12550 35 23 7 5
655 Simon says . . . touch your hat. Damn, I can't shake this guy! 1.4857 0.12550 35 23 7 5
656 PETA has gone too far this time. This is the last low budget western I'm doing! 1.4857 0.12550 35 23 7 5
657 Nobody catches Billy the Kid ! 1.4857 0.11131 35 21 11 3
658 Ma said to quit pickin' on us! 1.4857 0.10348 35 20 13 2
659 We're not a-scared of you, Sheriff...we know them's only cap-guns. 1.4857 0.11131 35 21 11 3
660 They're gainin'. I told you we should've taken the hobby horses. 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
661 They got nothing on us. We're not speeding; we're rocking. 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
662 Eat our little clouds of dust lawmen. 1.4848 0.13143 33 22 6 5
663 Faster, they're gaining on us. 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
664 Faster! 1.4848 0.13143 33 22 6 5
665 Giddy up, they're gainin' on us. Nope, we're gettin' away. Nope, they're gainin'... 1.4848 0.10767 33 19 12 2
666 You're off your rocker if you think you'll take me alive. 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
667 So much for zero emissions! 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
668 If y'all don't like it, y'all can go right on back to yer sissy-pants spin class! 1.4848 0.10767 33 19 12 2
669 Those animal-rights folk are getting outta hand. 1.4848 0.10767 33 19 12 2
670 I'm getting nowhere faster than you guys! 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
671 We need more tokens! 1.4848 0.13845 33 23 4 6
672 Wild West Reality Camp is disappointing on so many levels. 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
673 Dang! We shoulda stole the Hot Wheels. 1.4848 0.09848 33 18 14 1
674 Am I off my rocker or are they gaining on us? 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
675 We should've robbed a car dealer instead of a toy store. 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
676 We need more quarters! 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
677 It's the sheriff from Toys R Us. 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
678 This is getting really boring. What do you say to a quick shoot-out? 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
679 And that, my son, is how the Rockies got their name. Now, go to bed! 1.4848 0.13143 33 22 6 5
680 Bareback was a mistake. I got a splinter. 1.4848 0.13143 33 22 6 5
681 We should have chosen a hybrid. 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
682 You might as well quit now, two more feet and we're out of your jurisdiction. 1.4848 0.10767 33 19 12 2
683 We haven't lost them, but they're not gaining any ground either. 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
684 Well shucks, they made it over the termite trap. 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
685 Screw the carbon footprint. I want a real horse. 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
686 Don't you think all this fighting is starting to get a little childish? 1.4848 0.09848 33 18 14 1
687 This would be more fun if it weren't for the splinters. 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
688 Who are those guys, anyway? 1.4848 0.13845 33 23 4 6
689 This is just a hobby, right? 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
690 It takes a while, but there's virtually no carbon footprint. 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
691 These new-fangled eco-friendly horses ain't as fast the old ones. 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
692 Head 'em off at what pass? You're off you're rocker. 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
693 I said I wanted Rocky Mountain horses, not rocking mountain horses! 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
694 Sheriff ain't you gettin a little old for this? 1.4848 0.10767 33 19 12 2
695 I won't do timeout again! 1.4839 0.11236 31 18 11 2
696 Rock for the Border! 1.4839 0.11236 31 18 11 2
697 2016 primary race 1.4839 0.13010 31 20 7 4
698 You think this is child's play? 1.4839 0.11236 31 18 11 2
699 History'll forget you, lawman, but they'll be talkin' 'bout Kid Rock for centuries. 1.4839 0.13812 31 21 5 5
700 Just not the same since PETA got involved. 1.4839 0.12156 31 19 9 3
701 These animal rights people just don't understand Hollywood! 1.4839 0.10235 31 17 13 1
702 Back off - I have two BBs with your names on them. 1.4839 0.10235 31 17 13 1
703 We've really got to get a new hobby. 1.4839 0.12156 31 19 9 3
704 You're off your rocker if you think you're takin' us in, lawman.... 1.4828 0.12770 29 18 8 3
705 Why don't we settle this like men? With popguns. 1.4828 0.13700 29 19 6 4
706 I bet those carousel riders are still going in circles. 1.4828 0.12770 29 18 8 3
707 I'm out of dimes. 1.4828 0.13700 29 19 6 4
708 You'd think the IRS should have more important things to do. 1.4828 0.13700 29 19 6 4
709 You'll never catch me. I learned to ride from Billy the Kid. 1.4828 0.13700 29 19 6 4
710 God I hate this dream. 1.4828 0.10668 29 16 12 1
711 Speeding? How fast were we going? 1.4815 0.12369 27 16 9 2
712 I'm getting too old for this. 1.4815 0.12369 27 16 9 2
713 Another low-budget Western. 1.4815 0.13472 27 17 7 3
714 I don't know about you, but I am not a fan of these zero-emission horses. 1.4815 0.14491 27 18 5 4
715 Hey Sheriff, we're gonna make a quick potty stop. O.K.? 1.4800 0.13064 25 15 8 2
716 I'll go left. You go right. 1.4762 0.11168 21 11 10 0
717 You'll never take our horses alive! 1.4706 0.10543 34 20 12 2
718 Rock faster, there's a posse on our tail 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
719 Give it up, Sheriff! You'll never catch us! 1.4706 0.11357 34 21 10 3
720 Those animal-rights activists have really slowed us down. 1.4706 0.11357 34 21 10 3
721 Stop! Or we will, we will, rock you. 1.4706 0.10543 34 20 12 2
722 The programing of this virtual reality needs work. 1.4706 0.12831 34 23 6 5
723 Whaddaya mean Newton's Laws of Motion? We got enough trouble with the law already! 1.4706 0.10543 34 20 12 2
724 It's the only way to ensure no animals will be harmed during filming! 1.4706 0.10543 34 20 12 2
725 As a matter of fact,it is rocking science. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
726 Looks like they spotted our tracks. 1.4688 0.08963 32 17 15 0
727 Rock faster Hank! I think they're gaining on us. 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
728 Sheriff! At this rate the film with never end! 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
729 We'll rock till you drop. 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
730 That's the last time I'll shoot anyone with a toy gun. 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
731 Heck, sheriff, can't you tell we ain't them horse thieves?! 1.4688 0.10025 32 18 13 1
732 We ain't never doing another time-out! 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
733 They're closing. Pass me the water pistol. 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
734 I said "get horses for us"...not "horses from Toys r us".... 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
735 You must be off your rocker! 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
736 Damn, we should have grabbed the pogo sticks! 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
737 I'm telling you--We didn't take yer dern piggy bank! 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
738 You and the horse you rocked in on, sheriff! 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
739 Do not confuse motion and progress sheriff. 1.4688 0.10025 32 18 13 1
740 Why so seroius .... it's just a hobby. 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
741 Sheriff, I'll die before I go back to juvie. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
742 My Grandpa said they used to use real horses! 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
743 Don't worry. They're not gaining up on us any more than they were two hours ago. 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
744 Sorry, sheriff, but at that rate you'll never catch us before beddy-by. 1.4688 0.08963 32 17 15 0
745 Faster! They're still behind us! 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
746 You'll never catch us before nap time! 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
747 Gimme sumthin'. "Giddy-up!" ain't workin'. 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
748 Hold your horses! 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
749 They don't call me the fastest rocker in the west for nothin! 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
750 Let's split up. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
751 I think we can slow down. They don't appear to be gaining. 1.4688 0.10025 32 18 13 1
752 They're still there, but they haven't gained on us. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
753 I told you, it's no longer a hobby! 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
754 They are serious when they say, No Horseplay! 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
755 I thought these horses were too easy to rope! 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
756 Speed up, he's riding a thoroughbred mahogany! 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
757 That's why they call me Billy the Kid. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
758 I told you to grab the ones with wheels. 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
759 I'm sorry Sheriff, but I don't think this plan to get in touch with our "inner child" is working. 1.4688 0.13459 32 22 5 5
760 Splinter formation. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
761 Hurry guys ....... I heard Trump lost Ohio! 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
762 They're gaining on us !! put in some more nickels!! 1.4688 0.11867 32 20 9 3
763 They look ridiculous. 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
764 Alright Trigger, if you don't out run these guys you are going to the wooden pencil factory ! 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
765 It only "feels" like you're gaining on us. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
766 We seem to be in some type of stalemate! 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
767 Rock like the wind, Tex! Rock like the wind! 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
768 Next time we rob a toy store Jessie, take tricycles. 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
769 congress in pursuit of reform 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
770 That's the last time we hit Toytown! 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
771 Endless Pursuit of Justice 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
772 Looks like we picked the wrong horses. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
773 They've been on our tail for several hours now! 1.4667 0.10431 30 17 12 1
774 They're gaining on us! -we're getting away! -they're gaining on us! -we're getting away! 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
775 Horse thief? It's just a hobby! 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
776 I'm glad we ditched the wagon. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
777 How'd a bunch of five-year-olds talk us into THIS swap?? 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
778 Something tells me they're not playing with us. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
779 No chance, Sheriff! I got this honey at F.A.O. Schwartz! 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
780 Dang it all! How could I know they'd put some hard rockers on our tail? 1.4667 0.10431 30 17 12 1
781 It's been hell ever since the real horses went on strike! 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
782 What time did Mom say we had to be home for supper? 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
783 This is so much more than a hobby. 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
784 No, Luke, but they ain’t gaining on us neither. 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
785 I think next year we should splurge for a real dude ranch. 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
786 I don't know why, but they ain't gainin' on us, Slim 1.4667 0.10431 30 17 12 1
787 Durn it! Ain't that the sheriff from Far Rockaway?? 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
788 Go faster. It's the ''Hobby Lobby. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
789 On second thought, I'll take saddle sores over splinters any day. 1.4667 0.14169 30 21 4 5
790 Well, the wife's the one who told me to get a hobby. 1.4667 0.13333 30 20 6 4
791 We are not going fast enough to hold on to our hats !!! 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
792 We're done for. They have the new model. 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
793 We were not speeding! 1.4667 0.12441 30 19 8 3
794 Give up! You'll never catch Billy the Kid! 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
795 I'm thinking maybe we'd do better on foot. 1.4667 0.10431 30 17 12 1
796 We never robbed no piggy bank. 1.4667 0.09264 30 16 14 0
797 That budget cut really took a hit on us. 1.4667 0.14169 30 21 4 5
798 Give it up---we have a 15-minute head start! 1.4643 0.10889 28 16 11 1
799 I thought you said they were off their rockers? 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
800 I hope this looks better on the big screen 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
801 We're shakin' 'em, alright. 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
802 Giddy up! It's almost nap time. 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
803 This ain't rocker science. 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
804 I keep going back and forth on this bank robbery thing, Clem. I just can't see us stayin' ahead of the law forever. 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
805 We're losing them ... they're gaining ... we're losing them ... they're gaining ... 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
806 Rock faster, I think they're starting to fall asleep. 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
807 I don’t think splinters are the most pressing issue at the moment! 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
808 I wish to hell these weren't toy guns! 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
809 You said the law was just a hobby! 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
810 No horse thievery here, sheriff. We traded four bags of marbles and two tops for these babies. 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
811 I don't think this simulation is very instructive. 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
812 'Tweren't us who done robbed the piggy bank! 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
813 Nobody makes the wild bunch eat their vegetables! 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
814 We may never catch you but you'll never get away! 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
815 This is my first low-budget film. 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
816 They're gaining... We're gaining... They're gaining... We're gaining... 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
817 The statute of limitations will pass before you catch me! 1.4643 0.12043 28 17 9 2
818 Quick, we need an idea with legs. 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
819 This is a non-starter. 1.4643 0.13095 28 18 7 3
820 And I'll beat you in the seesaw competition as well. 1.4615 0.12686 26 16 8 2
821 Rock faster--those ain't toy guns. 1.4615 0.13846 26 17 6 3
822 I'm warning you. I've got a rocking-horse cam! 1.4615 0.15914 26 19 2 5
823 I've got a squirt gun and I'm not afraid to use it! 1.4615 0.11410 26 15 10 1
824 I reckon at this rate the heat will get us before the law does. 1.4615 0.13846 26 17 6 3
825 Talk about an exercise in futility. 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
826 Rats! Another speeding ticket! 1.4545 0.11589 33 21 9 3
827 Ever feel like your gettin nowhere FAST?! 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
828 So, was this your idea of horseplay? 1.4545 0.13122 33 23 5 5
829 Eat my sawdust, Sheriff! You got no proof we robbed the piggy bank or the choo-choo. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
830 Rock faster...dumb and dumber are gaining on us. 1.4545 0.11589 33 21 9 3
831 They're gaining on us! 1.4545 0.13122 33 23 5 5
832 Looks like we're still holdin' our lead. 1.4545 0.12379 33 22 7 4
833 Wait til you get a load of the cattle! 1.4545 0.12379 33 22 7 4
834 Screw you Sheriff and the horse you rocked in on 1.4545 0.11589 33 21 9 3
835 Hi Ho, Cedar! 1.4545 0.12379 33 22 7 4
836 Gol darn Hybrids aint cutting it! 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
837 I reckon the Pinkertons got the same carpenter. 1.4516 0.10201 31 18 12 1
838 What do you mean, I'm off my rocker?! 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
839 ...and the horse you came in on, too! 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
840 Why are you after us? It's just a hobby. 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
841 Hurry up! They're almost within cap gun range! 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
842 The wind is against us! 1.4516 0.12127 31 20 8 3
843 I think our only chance to lose 'em is to dive into the ball pit. 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
844 I've been outrunnin' you for 12 hours, Sheriff. When you gonna give up? 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
845 Posse's gainin', but we'll outrun 'em. There's a fresh seesaw waitin' at the pass. 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
846 PETA has gotten way too powerful! 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
847 They're gaining ground on us. Maybe we should get off and walk. 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
848 Well, at least they aren't gaining on us. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
849 Hey! Where's your bodycam? 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
850 The budget cuts hit us bad 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
851 Want to call it a draw? 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
852 You're off your rocker if you think you're ever going to catch us. 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
853 That'll teach me not to rob FAO Schwartz! 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
854 Watch out! He's reaching for his water pistol! 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
855 The good news is that they're not gaining on us. The bad news is that I have a splinter in my ass. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
856 They don't know it but I wax on their runners ,we will just hit the breaks and they will sail right by! 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
857 Just when you think you can rock off into the sunset... 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
858 I told you we shouldna robbed that model train! 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
859 One more low-budget role, and I'm firing my agent. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
860 No animals will be harmed in the making of this film. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
861 Sure it's inconvenient, but the truth is this breed has zero methane gas emissions! 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
862 Just keep going, maybe one of them will get a splinter. 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
863 How are you gaining on us? 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
864 Don't worry, the camera's only shooting from the waist up. 1.4483 0.09398 29 16 13 0
865 At least they're not gaining on us. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
866 Rock faster! I hear banjos. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
867 I think we can slow down, they ain't gaining on us. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
868 Aren't we better off on foot? 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
869 Don't look now, but they're gaining on us incrementally! 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
870 This is like the senate. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
871 Not to worry. It´s just my hobby. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
872 And so began the legend of the slow speed Bronco chase. 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
873 Maybe it's the wind but I just don't feel like we're making any headway. 1.4483 0.09398 29 16 13 0
874 How 'bout if I tell you where I hid your crayons? 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
875 Those dudes really know how to rock! 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
876 This is going nowhere. 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
877 For twenty years I've been hearing you say "We're gaining on 'em." 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
878 You do realize none of us are going anywhere? 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
879 PETA really killed these reenactments. 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
880 Next time, I get to be sheriff. 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
881 They're gaining... they're losing... they're gaining... 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
882 Can we whoa for a sec? Got a splinter. 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
883 Back off, boys, I've got a real cap gun in this holster! 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
884 Damn the SPCA! 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
885 For once can't we have a peaceful back-and-forth? 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
886 Stop rockin'. It's our turn to be sheriff. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
887 They ain't gainin' on us, but we ain't losin' 'em either! 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
888 It's almost sundown and we still haven't left! 1.4483 0.14542 29 21 3 5
889 How come the scenery ain't changed? 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
890 Besides, by definition, an actual robbery can't be of play money. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
891 Well I darn well AM trying to get outta' Dodge, dagummit! 1.4483 0.10628 29 17 11 1
892 Don't worry, CGI will fix this. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
893 You'll never catch me. I've got more quarters than you 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
894 You sure they ain't gaining on us?? 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
895 I'm glad it's just a hobby with you guys. 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
896 See if you can find a toy store, Rusty, maybe we can lose 'em. 1.4444 0.11111 27 16 10 1
897 The William Tell Overture again?!...Really? 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
898 Hurry up boys, recess is almost over. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
899 We're losing them. They're almost off their rockers. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
900 They're gaining on us! Let's see if we can lose them in the jungle gym. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
901 I think we are good unless we rock too far back. 1.4444 0.11111 27 16 10 1
902 I DEFINITELY need a new hobby! 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
903 Sir, I'm going to exercise my right to keep on rocking in the free world. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
904 Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah 1.4444 0.14454 27 19 4 4
905 This is what you get for spending the most of the movie budget on these stupid hats! 1.4444 0.14454 27 19 4 4
906 Last time I'm rustling a toy shop. 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
907 They’re in slow pursuit. 1.4444 0.11111 27 16 10 1
908 I know about Newton's law too, but I'm telling you they are gaining on us. 1.4444 0.11111 27 16 10 1
909 You know, going green has effected our arrest record. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
910 They're still on our tail! 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
911 They're gaining on us, Clem! I told you the termites wouldn't work! 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
912 I think they're gaining on us. 1.4444 0.14454 27 19 4 4
913 We need to talk about the budget for these "Old West" re-enactments. 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
914 Quick! They're not gaining on us 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
915 I don't think I'll ever get used to these new zero emission horses. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
916 When I said form a posse, I thought you said you got us some 'rockin' horses', not rocking horses! 1.4444 0.14454 27 19 4 4
917 Speed up the scenery, they're gaining on us! 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
918 At least we can say no animals were harmed in the making of this film! 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
919 I think this ranch is a little too dudie for me. 1.4412 0.09619 34 20 13 1
920 We would have done better with the Radio-Flyers. 1.4400 0.13013 25 16 7 2
921 I know it's been three hours, but I think we're starting to lose 'em. 1.4400 0.10132 25 14 11 0
922 This ain't the wild west no more. 1.4400 0.11662 25 15 9 1
923 I think we're losing 'em. Geppetto said our horses would be faster than theirs. 1.4400 0.10132 25 14 11 0
924 I knew we shouldn't have watered our horses. Good ole Starlight is starting to warp. 1.4400 0.14236 25 17 5 3
925 P.E.T.A. ruins everything. 1.4400 0.13013 25 16 7 2
926 Thanks for agreeing to be the posse in my daughter's school play! 1.4400 0.14236 25 17 5 3
927 You guys rock! 1.4400 0.13013 25 16 7 2
928 He's gaining! -- there's just one rock between us and a hard place. 1.4375 0.10941 32 20 10 2
929 How does my butt look?! 1.4375 0.11827 32 21 8 3
930 The studio insisted upon a kid’s movie. 1.4375 0.11827 32 21 8 3
931 I asked for horses for the Rockies! 1.4375 0.11827 32 21 8 3
932 Perfect, he's almost in pop gun range? 1.4375 0.10941 32 20 10 2
933 We're never smoking tumbleweed again. 1.4375 0.12650 32 22 6 4
934 Quiet time? You'll have pry these reins from my cold dead hands! 1.4375 0.12650 32 22 6 4
935 I knew we shouldn't have touched the Monopoly money. 1.4348 0.12298 23 14 8 1
936 Teacher says recess is almost over! 1.4348 0.16426 23 17 2 4
937 Do you think they want us to pull over? 1.4348 0.12298 23 14 8 1
938 We could just make a run for it. 1.4348 0.12298 23 14 8 1
939 Mamas who let their Cowboys grow up to be babies. 1.4348 0.16426 23 17 2 4
940 Now we know why the spaghetti westerns show chase scenes only from the waist up! 1.4333 0.13290 30 21 5 4
941 They're right on our tails. Rock faster. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
942 Ain't nothin like holding your ground. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
943 Hurry! We can lose them in the ball pit canyon. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
944 You'd think after thirty years they'd realize they ain't catching us. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
945 They'll never catch us! 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
946 When I said let's get the mustang, this isn't what I had in mind! 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
947 Another special day at Rodeo Fantasy Camp: 'Suck wind Jerry - wait 'till they hear about this in Accounting' 1.4286 0.14019 28 20 4 4
948 You and the horse you rocked in on! 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
949 'It ain't no crime to be childish." 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
950 We're in trouble Sam. They've got clearly superior carpentry. 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
951 The tinker toys are hidden where you'll never find em. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
952 They're still back there, Bart, but they don't seem to be gaining on us. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
953 Be on the lookout for Indians. They have real horses. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
954 Rock harder, I think they're gaining. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
955 Why don't you just give up? You'll never catch us. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
956 Ya know, I've always sympathized with the Stable Workers Union, but this strike has got to end soon! 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
957 I say we ride 'til sundown, set up camp and git into our jammies fer the night. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
958 "Thoroughbred", my ass! 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
959 His name is Rocky. What's yours? 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
960 Hey Sheriff, how 'bout we call it a draw? 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
961 we'll head them off at the day care centre 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
962 They're gaining on us Butch. I say we got another week. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
963 Let's dismount and run for it. 1.4286 0.14019 28 20 4 4
964 Great, now they'll get us for speeding too 1.4286 0.14932 28 21 2 5
965 Stop singing that dang lullaby. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
966 I never robbed that piggy bank. 1.4286 0.09524 28 16 12 0
967 Recent crime wave rocking the west to its core. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
968 I think we lost 'em, boys. 1.4286 0.14019 28 20 4 4
969 My daughter would know what to do 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
970 Ha! They're on rocking horses! 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
971 "Next year we pay up and go to a dude ranch with real horses"! 1.4286 0.14019 28 20 4 4
972 Just great! The Earps are closing fast AND our horses have termites. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
973 These emergency preparedness drills just don't come close to the real deal Hank ! 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
974 Stop asking, we'll be there by sundown! 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
975 Who's your daddy? 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
976 They're gaining! They must have kids. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
977 Which one of you brought the juice boxes? 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
978 Damnit, I never choose the fastest horse! 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
979 When we get there let me show you how to get down safely 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
980 Give up Marshall, we've got a head start! 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
981 Trump. How about you? 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
982 Nope, they ain't gaining on us; but shoot, we ain't made any progress either. 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
983 You've probably never rocked this hard in your life, have you Sheriff. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
984 You'll never catch us, sheriff! 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
985 How are they even gaining on us? 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
986 I said, to hobble their horses, not to hobby them! 1.4242 0.10687 33 21 10 2
987 it was a back and forth chase 1.4242 0.10687 33 21 10 2
988 Don't they get tired? Don't they get hungry? Don't they get splinters? 1.4242 0.10687 33 21 10 2
989 It was just a toy store, sheriff! 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
990 If we pass this we get to try Shetland Ponies tomorrow. 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
991 We told you no nursery can hold us! 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
992 Rock faster Billy, they're gaining on us! 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
993 You gotta be off your rocker to think you can catch us. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
994 I don't know about you Sheriff, but I think we may have missed nap time. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
995 This is what happens when I rob a piggy bank. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
996 Y'all are gonna hafta rock faster than that! 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
997 Next time let's just call an Uber. 1.4231 0.14856 26 19 3 4
998 Durn it Jake, I told you we shoulda taken them toy Arabians; now they're gaining on us! 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
999 Westerns just aren't the same in the age of PETA. 1.4231 0.14856 26 19 3 4
1000 This would be a hell of a lot more fun if it weren't for the splinters. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
1001 This is my first PETA authorized posse. 1.4231 0.09881 26 15 11 0
1002 You'll never catch us before your nap time! 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
1003 Rock faster! They're not gaining on us, but we're still not losing them. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
1004 Since this is my recurring nightmare, and we know you never catch me; perhaps, just once, you could back off a bit. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
1005 Shoot! They got them Amish Made ones. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
1006 Nah, nah, nah-nah, nah, you can't catch me! 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
1007 We've been back and forth over this Sheriff, we didn't steal them thar wooden nickels! 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
1008 It was all fun and games until you boys rocked into town. 1.4231 0.15858 26 20 1 5
1009 Do I look like a horse thief, Sheriff? 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
1010 He's got a squirt gun! 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
1011 Who are you to say what we did was childish? 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
1012 Next time I'm reading the dude ranch brochures more closely! 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
1013 You still think the sheriff was bluffing about cutting costs, Ralph? 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
1014 Give it up, Sheriff...they don't call me Billy the Kid for nothin'! 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
1015 Are you sure they're not gaining on us? 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
1016 You’ll never catch us, unless, of course, you get off the horse and walk. 1.4231 0.13782 26 18 5 3
1017 Leave it to the Coen brothers to rewrite the Pinkerton story. 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
1018 Failure to clean up our rocking horse poop, you've got to be kidding! 1.4231 0.11331 26 16 9 1
1019 No fair galloping. 1.4211 0.10419 38 25 10 3
1020 This here's a chase of arrested development. 1.4194 0.12070 31 21 7 3
1021 Jake, we're being followed!...but, they'll never catch us. 1.4194 0.11143 31 20 9 2
1022 Crime took an awkward turn durring the wood boom of 1849 1.4194 0.12070 31 21 7 3
1023 You'll never rock in this town again. 1.4194 0.11143 31 20 9 2
1024 Eat my sawdust! 1.4167 0.14641 24 17 4 3
1025 Eat my sawdust, tinhorn 1.4167 0.11913 24 15 8 1
1026 Hey! I shot you! No fair! Mom! 1.4167 0.14641 24 17 4 3
1027 Same old story after robbing a piggy bank. 1.4167 0.10280 24 14 10 0
1028 Don't kid yourself. You've been chasing us for 40 years. 1.4167 0.11913 24 15 8 1
1029 You'll never catch us, and we'll never get away! 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
1030 I must have been off my rocker. I never should have entrusted a PETA member with rounding up the horses for our escape. 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
1031 I love this posse simulator. 1.4167 0.11913 24 15 8 1
1032 Can we please go back to being Civil War re enactors? 1.4167 0.14641 24 17 4 3
1033 We just have to make it to nap time 1.4167 0.10280 24 14 10 0
1034 I knew we should have paid for the upgrade. 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
1035 Give it up sheriff. We'll always be two strides ahead of you. 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
1036 I think they're off their rocker. 1.4167 0.14641 24 17 4 3
1037 I think we lost them! 1.4167 0.14641 24 17 4 3
1038 And there's a carousel posse right behind them. 1.4167 0.15830 24 18 2 4
1039 I think we can lose them at the merry-go-round or, with a little luck, the jungle gym. 1.4167 0.11913 24 15 8 1
1040 I know, but think of the oats we've saved ! 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
1041 I'm warnin' you, Marshall. I've got a potato gun, and I know how to use it. 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
1042 Ta do dum. Ta da dum. Ta da dum, dum, dum. 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
1043 Head them off at the sandbox 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
1044 It's almost nap-time, let's head em off at the pacifier! 1.4167 0.15830 24 18 2 4
1045 Rock faster, Barney! These spurs ain't doin' us no good. 1.4167 0.10280 24 14 10 0
1046 You'll never take me to time-out alive! 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
1047 It's the law of inertia. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
1048 I'm Billy The Kid ...who are you? 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
1049 This ain't nothing. Ya'll should try the spinning class. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
1050 Is this a game to you Sheriff? 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
1051 I told you we shouldn't have taken the white bronco. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
1052 This is what happens when we let horses join the Screen Actors Guild. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
1053 Sheriff, just heard your mom call, you best get off of that horse and head home. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
1054 Any idea when this network is gonna spring for some real horses? 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
1055 I've got an idea. Let's go on foot. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
1056 He's reaching for his cap gun pard..! 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
1057 Looks like we're caught between a rock and a hard pace. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
1058 Are we there yet? 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
1059 This life of crime is getting us nowhere. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
1060 We've got company. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
1061 First the Feds take away our guns, then our horses... 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
1062 Don't worry, Jeb. I reckon they bought their horses at the rocking horse ranch too. 1.4118 0.12029 34 24 6 4
1063 Dang, these nags all have the same family tree 1.4091 0.09925 44 30 10 4
1064 Crap, they've got spruce horses. 1.4091 0.15652 22 16 3 3
1065 My agent led me to believe this was a much higher budget movie. 1.4091 0.10729 22 13 9 0
1066 Why do we always have to be the bad guys? 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
1067 We need a bigger budget! 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
1068 You'll never catch us when we reach my old little red wagon! 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
1069 All this chasing for some stolen Monopoly money. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1070 Hurry! I think they're gaining on us.... 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1071 Look, just like I told you. Old guys rock. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1072 Head for the toy store! We can lose them there! 1.4074 0.09636 27 16 11 0
1073 Hold onto your hat bucko. This is about to get real! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1074 Slim, curse this dang oak! They got the light cedar. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1075 Rock like the wind, Tex! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1076 I think we need a different hobby. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1077 You're mocking me, right? 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1078 It's a lifestyle, not a hobby." "It's a lifestyle, not a hobby. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1079 I'll be damned, Mel. There IS a quantum state for every possible world! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1080 Head for Termite Canyon! It's our last chance! 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1081 I thought when you said, 'Draw,' you meant you wanted to borrow my crayons! 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1082 No more low budget Westerns for me 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1083 Head for the toy department, Hank! We'll lose 'em there! 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1084 You got anything besides "giddyap?" 1.4074 0.09636 27 16 11 0
1085 Well if it ain't the hobby posse. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1086 This made more sense when we were kids. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1087 Shoot, that Sherriff always has the latest toys! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1088 We'er not kids any more Slim! " " Stop chasin us ! 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1089 They are NOT gaining on us. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1090 We'll lose 'em in that Toys 'R' Us. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1091 We have to slow down. It's a preschool zone. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1092 Good old federales say, they could have had him any day; but they just let him rock away--out of kindness, I suppose... 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1093 As long as they stay on the horses we'll be fine. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1094 I think the IT guys are taking the picnic a little to seriously. 1.4074 0.14381 27 20 3 4
1095 What kind of dude ranch is this? 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1096 You're drafting on me! 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1097 We’re getting nowhere fast!!! 1.4074 0.14381 27 20 3 4
1098 You got a loaner from the blacksmith too? 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1099 Never again. Never challenge a cartoonist to draw! 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1100 Dang P.E.T.A! Weren't for them we'd be plumb holed up in the next county by now. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1101 I knew we should't have robbed that toy train! 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1102 With special effects this will be great. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1103 This is why we keep a BB in the chamber, Deputy. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1104 We might get caught, Jim, but at least we'll be carbon-neutral. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1105 We ain't goin back to yer Micky Mouse jailhouse sheriff... 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1106 You're gonna spend a stretch in the time-out room for this Kid! 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1107 Everyone stop where you are. It's time for a nap. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1108 At this rate, you will never catch me. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1109 Hold your horsies. I think we're going the wrong way. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1110 We'll knock you off your rockers 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1111 Hurry! He's gettin' away on the Lionel train! 1.4074 0.09636 27 16 11 0
1112 They're still relatively gaining on us! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1113 I agree. CGI takes all the fun out of it. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1114 At least they don't appear to be gaining any ground on us. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1115 You'll never take me alive, or my name ain't Billy the Kid! 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1116 Forget nap time, they're only about an hour behind 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1117 Dammit, Sundance – I know they’re low-emission, I’m just saying there’s something about the Old West that I kinda miss -- 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1118 They're gainin' on us, Tex ... but real slowly. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1119 When you asked if I knew how to rock you should have been more specific. 1.4074 0.14381 27 20 3 4
1120 Let's head'em off at the Legos. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1121 I swear I ordered horses for the Rockies. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1122 Wait 'til you see the stagecoach. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1123 less rock more roll, partner. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1124 We should’ve stuck with Billy the Big Kid’s gang. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1125 Hey... they are using real guns! 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1126 Remind me to donate to an election campaign that backs strict constructionism. Only a sheriff that’s a judicial activist would broaden horse theft to include all horses. But you gotta admire them for living their principles. 1.4074 0.14381 27 20 3 4
1127 Oh no, they're on to us. we've got to rock faster. 1.4062 0.12588 32 23 5 4
1128 When I was a kid, I dreamt of moments like this. 1.4062 0.11760 32 22 7 3
1129 Rock me?! Rock you! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1130 We grew up together. Don't know when things went wrong. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1131 C'mon guys, it's only Monopoly money. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1132 Your horse is lame. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1133 Them walnut models is too fast for us, Tex. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1134 Sorry, Guys...but we're about to leave you in our sawdust! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1135 My five-year-old warned me about this. 1.4000 0.10000 25 15 10 0
1136 Lucky we got that 10 hour head start. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1137 Hurry! The rocking cows are stampeding 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1138 Dagnabnit! We should have taken Uber! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1139 When the application said 'Rocking Horse Ranch,' I thought they were talking about the brand. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1140 Just make sure you crop the bottom a bit before you post it. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1141 When we catch you you're going straight to time out! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1142 They are gaining on us, but I think that we still are two months ahead. 1.4000 0.10000 25 15 10 0
1143 Drat! The posse’s on skateboards. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1144 All we stole was candy. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1145 Sheriff, do you see this as something more than a hobby? 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1146 Doing zero is speeding in this county? 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1147 Knockers to the rockers, Frank! They're gaining on us! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1148 Dang termites are slowing me down Bill 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1149 But I thought you said this was a dude ranch for people whose hobby is horses! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1150 Told you we should have gotten here earlier for the spin class! 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1151 This is just a hobby. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1152 Once I get to the merry-go-round you'll never catch me. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1153 Stalemate? 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1154 Hope you got some fresh caps in that gun of yours, Sheriff. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1155 How much farther to the playroom? 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1156 Sheriff, if you think we're gonna catch these bandits, you must be off your rocker! 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1157 I'm the man who rocked Liberty Valance 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1158 Giddy up and down! 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1159 You'll never catch us, not here on the Rockies. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1160 Clearly it's not a hobby with them! 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1161 So much for your 'pretend' hold-up 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1162 What if we jumped off and ran? 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1163 We're changing horses in the next town. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1164 Nah, nah - you can't catch us! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1165 They're almost gaining on us. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1166 Ever feel like you're in a Ken Burns documentary? 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1167 The Kid never gives up! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1168 Dang, they're gainin' on us and we're out of caps! 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1169 I'm telling mom! 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1170 Ride like the wind, Mahogany! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1171 it's not a hobby ... it's a business. 1.4000 0.15275 25 19 2 4
1172 They can't touch us once we get to our bouncy hideout! 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1173 The crappiest cowboy dream I ever had 1.4000 0.15275 25 19 2 4
1174 I told you we should've taken the horses with springs. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1175 Darn it, Sundance. One of the posse guys is mocking me. Everytime I touch my hat, he touches his. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1176 Well Jesse, it doesn't look like they're gainin' on us. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1177 Whose idea was it to follow the P.E.T.A. guidelines? 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1178 I wouldn't give a wooden nickel for these mustangs. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1179 They'll never catch us at this rate! 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1180 Darn I think my horse just threw a screw 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1181 It's better for your core! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1182 Do you mind if we stop for a nap and some milk and cookies? 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1183 We did not steal your strollers! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1184 Make America Giddy Up again! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1185 What's the mileage on these things? 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1186 Don't forget, it's just a game! 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1187 They're gaining on us... oh, wait, it just appears that they're gaining on us. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1188 What are the odds that their horses are just as fast as our horses? 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1189 And they said crime doesn't play. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1190 Don't worry. They're urban cowboys too. 1.4000 0.10000 25 15 10 0
1191 They're gaining! 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1192 We just can't lose them! 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1193 Every man needs a hobby. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1194 Watch out, it's Rocker Texas Ranger! 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1195 They got fresh phonies, Jake! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1196 Who ARE these guys? No matter what we do, we can't lose 'em, Butch! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1197 The posse's gaining on us, pard! Put another quarter in the slot. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1198 Don't shot sherif, we're just horsing around! 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1199 Why don't you get a new hobby? 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1200 Hobbyists! 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1201 Faster! We're almost at the Merry Go Round! 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1202 The chase isn't what it use to be. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1203 Rock faster, they're catching up with us. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1204 Don't worry, the Indians are on Big Wheels. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1205 Goldarnit, they've gained another inch on us! 1.4000 0.10000 25 15 10 0
1206 Let's get back to the birthday party. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1207 I said to get us some BAY stallions, Clem, not EBAY stallions! 1.4000 0.15275 25 19 2 4
1208 Next time I get be the sheriff. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1209 I thought we would have lost these guys by now! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1210 You have no chance of catching us before the statute of limitations runs out. 1.4000 0.10000 25 15 10 0
1211 This is the last gol durn time I take a role in a Wes Anderson western. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1212 Don't know 'bout you, Sheriff, but this is the second-saddest horse chase I've ever been in. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1213 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to rock your world. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1214 Rock harder! They're gaining. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1215 Keep rockin'! At this pace, they'll never catch up! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1216 They may be relentless, but at least they're not gaining on us. 1.4000 0.10000 25 15 10 0
1217 Keep ridin'! If they catch us we're in for a good spankin'! 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1218 Time's up, our turn to be the good guys! 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1219 That's right Sheriff! The name is Billy the Kid! 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1220 I think we lost them – unless of course they ditch the horses and walk over to us 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1221 This Cowboys and Indians thing is starting to feel childish 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1222 Don't get me wrong, the SPCA does great things but this is ridiculous! 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1223 My mom wants to know if we want to have lunch after. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1224 Low budgets are one thing, but this producer is goll darn miserly. 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
1225 Quick, another quarter! They're catching up. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1226 It must be snack time by now. 1.3929 0.09399 28 17 11 0
1227 Ok. I admit it. I stole some wooden nickels. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1228 That's the last time you'll talk me into buying the cheaper horses 'cuz they don't eat'. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1229 It was either these or the Bouncy Castle. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1230 They are too far ahead. We will never catch them. 1.3929 0.14853 28 22 1 5
1231 Your inner child will never apprehend my inner child. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1232 I think I just heard a discouraging word. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1233 According to quantum physics, I could theoretically reach you in one billion billion billion years. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1234 If we can maintain this pace they'll never catch us. Rock on! 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
1235 I think the Sheriff is going off his rocker! 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
1236 Who's bright idea was it to rob some kid's piggy bank? 1.3913 0.10405 23 14 9 0
1237 They're gainin' on us! We're home free! They're gain in' on us! We're home free!... 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
1238 Head for the Okey Dokey Coral fellers! 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
1239 We should have taken the pogo-sticks 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
1240 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT THE SAME CHEAP HAT. 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
1241 Cookies and lemonade at my house. Last one there's a rotten egg! 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
1242 Mom says I get to be Sheriff after our nap. 1.3913 0.13686 23 16 5 2
1243 We're out of bullets, grab the saw! 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
1244 Geeze, Hobby Lobby is on our tails! 1.3913 0.10405 23 14 9 0
1245 This is what you get when millennials plan a company retreat. 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
1246 You'll never take us alive, you big crybabies! 1.3913 0.15061 23 17 3 3
1247 When we round the bend, start dropping the shims! 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
1248 I hope you stumble on Legos! 1.3913 0.15061 23 17 3 3
1249 It's off to the playpen if they capture us. 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
1250 When they said 'Rocking Horse Ranch' they really meant it! 1.3913 0.16321 23 18 1 4
1251 Groupon? 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
1252 Last time secretaries book corporate retreat. 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
1253 Ya gotta be off yer rocker if ya thinks yer gonna ketch us!! 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
1254 I can't seem to lose these guys Butch. 1.3913 0.12157 23 15 7 1
1255 We can play this game ALL day 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1256 Dang it boys, I say it's time we learn to ride REAL horses. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1257 Butch, we're not exactly losing em, but they're not gaining either. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1258 Are you sure this will get us into Toy Story 4 1.3846 0.09730 26 16 10 0
1259 We shouldn't have bought our horses at Hobby Lobby. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1260 Good thing we’re not on a merry-go-round. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
1261 It's a bottom line studio thing. We'll use live horses for the long shots" 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1262 You may have the law on your side but we got physics on ours! 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1263 They're gaining on us...they're not gaining on us...they're gaining on us... 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1264 I told you we could do our own stunts! 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1265 We make those civil war re-enactors look like idiots. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
1266 I ain't goin' back to the nursery. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
1267 We're gonna need some wheels to lose 'em! Big Wheels! 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1268 I thought you sawed their legs 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1269 Rock, Billy, rock! They're gaining on us! 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1270 Is this the Apocalypse? 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
1271 Lucky us - it's almost their time for milk and cookies. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1272 Saddle class is the new spin class. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1273 Let's try to get a few more inches between us before sundown. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1274 You can have the money when you pry it from my cold, dead, rocking horse. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
1275 I thought "one-horse town" was just a saying. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
1276 I can't tell if they're gainin' on us. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1277 dang, they're still there but at least they're not gaining on us. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1278 Last one to Chuck E. Cheese is a rotten egg! 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1279 They're gaining on us...I think. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1280 I get it, Gary - I just don't see how this promotes teamwork. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1281 I told you we should have ridden the stick horses. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1282 He's Not Going Back To The Toy Store ! 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1283 You better have a toy gun permit. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1284 Don't you ever again tell that sheriff he's off his rocker! 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1285 On the count of three, we'll both let go of our hats, ok? 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1286 I can't believe I let you talk me into holding up the Rocking Horse Ranch! 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1287 They're gaining, wait we are pulling away, nope they are gaining again..... 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1288 They're catching up! We shudda used the tricycles! 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1289 Vote Trump! 1.3810 0.16148 21 16 2 3
1290 This is all my parents' fault. I asked for a "real" pony for my birthday. 1.3810 0.12866 21 14 6 1
1291 Hey, Sheriff! Don't you get tired of the same ol' back and forth? 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
1292 How was I to know that buying from the Rocking Horse Ranch would be so literal? 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1293 I don't think these spurs are working. We still haven't lost 'em. 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
1294 Don't they get tired? Don't they get hungry? 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1295 It's all fun and games until someone gets a splinter. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1296 Best kindergarten reunion ever!!! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1297 Faster....they're gettin' close to pop-gun range! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1298 For you, it's just a hobby. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1299 This is what we git for tryin' to rob them thar Rockerfellers! 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1300 They're rocking on us. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1301 Your Grandfather's spin class. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1302 Wyatt, its Seven days later and they are only 2 inches closer when do you think they'll realize they can just walk over 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1303 At least it's not a wild goose chase. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1304 I don't know Billy, seems like we've been riding for hours and they still aren't gaining on us. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1305 You Rock, We Roll! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1306 But sheriff, ain't we all guilty of arrested development? 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1307 You know this is only a hobby, right? 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1308 Butch, you ever get the feelin' we in some sort of low budget John Ford? 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1309 Hey, Rex, my GPS is indicating we haven't moved a bit. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1310 Quick! They're gaining on us! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1311 Quit horsing around! 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1312 Good thing the guns only shoot water. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1313 Whose idea was the budget dude ranch? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1314 Dang, I thought we'd lost them ten minutes ago. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1315 Those guys rock! 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1316 The popularity of low speed chases has really gotten out of hand. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1317 This is the last time I buy something 'cause the salesman tells me it's got "more giddy up". 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1318 No horses were harmed in the making of this movie. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1319 I knew there was something fishy about getting horses through mail order. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1320 I told you we should wait until the glue dries. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1321 You'll never catch us, sheriff. This is a new rock western. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1322 Giddyup! In a few more inches, they'll be in cork-gun range! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1323 On the plus side, they never get tired 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1324 ...Not exactly what I meant by 'get a new hobby'... 1.3750 0.15711 24 19 1 4
1325 I guess the fun and games are pretty much over. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1326 My inner child is telling me this is a bad idea.. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1327 I told you this new model is fast. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1328 This is my last B-grade western. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1329 If you come any closer I'll be forced to use my cap gun! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1330 These new eco-friendly rides don't really have the giddy-up I was hoping for. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1331 If we continue at this speed, they’ll never catch us. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1332 That's the last toy store I'll ever rob! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1333 Gosh darn these splinters! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1334 Johnson, Cancel "Take your Daughter's Horse to Work" Day next year! 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1335 It's 'cops 'n 'rockers! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1336 Old West Sheriff Training Camp 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1337 I keep telling you Billy, crime doesn't play. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1338 Law Enforcement in Washington DC 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1339 Gaining on us? - 'no' - but they're still irritating me. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1340 Trust me, they will never catch up 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1341 I say we head for the Rockies. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1342 Ha, just passed the 500 calorie mark! Beat that, sheriff! 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1343 19th century Spin class 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1344 Hurry; their almost off their rockers! 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1345 Obviously, we aren't really horse thieves. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1346 Would this be an awkward time to mention that these are also toy guns? 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1347 Great idea, J.B! Regression therapy bonding at the leadership retreat! 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1348 The last one home is a rotten egg. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1349 We rock, but we're still getting nowhere fast. 1.3750 0.15711 24 19 1 4
1350 Are you off your rocker? They're gaining on us. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1351 I think we need fresh horses. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1352 Ride faster or they'll catch us by naptime. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1353 We're at full tilt and they're right behind us! 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1354 I know it's only rock and roll, but I like it! 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1355 "Looks like we got some tail wind". 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1356 I agree, this is really weird. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1357 "Again, how are these better than the real ones?! 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1358 Charley, you've got to rock that thing. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1359 I need a new agent. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1360 We're doomed if the audience ever finds out this is how we shoot chase scenes. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1361 Give up already, Kasich...it's a two-horse race now! 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1362 Actually I think we are ALL off the rocker. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1363 WE NEED FRESH MOUNTS 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1364 How much longer until we decide this playdate's over? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1365 Let's head for the rocks! 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1366 You'll never catch up to us sheriff. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1367 Hold on to your hats; it's going to be a bumpy night. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1368 They're not gainin' on us, Jeb. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1369 It's tough when you live in the Rocking Mountains. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1370 I challenge you to a duel! After naptime. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1371 We gotta hurry, Clem- these guys ain't playin' around... 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1372 Since when is being "off your rocker" a crime !! 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1373 I swear, Sheriff .... We ain't horse thieves! 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1374 Personally I think the Humane Society's demands are getting unreasonable. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1375 You outlaws have rocked the wild west for far too long now 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1376 This guy ain't playing around. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1377 We're rocking, but we're not rolling. 1.3704 0.14271 27 21 2 4
1378 Our kids are going to want these back so let's wrap this up boys. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1379 Hey pardner, we're still coverin' more ground than Congress! 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1380 Why do you keep calling me OJ? This isn't a white bronco! 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1381 They ain't gonna catch us, but we ain't gonna get any farther away! 1.3667 0.11227 30 21 7 2
1382 I'm done with these low budget westerners 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1383 At this range, those suction cup darts are gonna sting. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1384 The Good, the Bad and the Squeaky 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1385 Holy cow, Bernie, is that Trump & Cruz? 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1386 Don't look now but your wife is posting this to instagram 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1387 Don't look now, but things are about to get rocky! 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1388 You call those horses? 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1389 The good news is that they don't seem to be catching up. The bad news is that I think my horse has a broken leg. 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1390 Counter intuitively, they're gain' on us. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1391 Something tells me they're headed for The Rocking J. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1392 Rock harder Rufus....they're gainin' on us! 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1393 Rock 'n' roll, pardner! 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1394 They're gaining on us! Wait, no. Hurry! We're getting away. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1395 At this rate, we'll NEVER get to the nursery. 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1396 How do you expect us to get outta town by sundown on these things? 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1397 Mom said I get to win this time. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1398 The GOP race. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1399 They're really rockin' it! 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1400 "I'm getting a strong sense of deja vu". 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1401 To the nursery! 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1402 There must have been confusion when the wranglers were told Billy the Kid needed horses. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1403 Told you we should've taken an Uber! 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1404 Well, they ain't a-gainin,' but we shore ain't outrunnin' 'em neither. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1405 Rock on! Rock on! I guess I should have shot the sheriff AND the deputy. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1406 He's gainin' on us! They don't call him Hard Rocker for nuthin! 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1407 Not so good for travel, but they'll be great for the campfire! 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1408 We'll beat you out of the frame, then you'll never see us again. 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1409 See what happens when you get government-issued horses? 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1410 They're still about two rocks behind us. 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1411 Next time, let's pay for a better dude ranch. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1412 Based on this scenario if I shoot the bullet won't go anywhere either. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1413 This ain't no game son. Give up before some one gets hurt. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1414 We should've changed horses at the toy store! 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1415 Environmental rules be damned! I would rather we had real horses! 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1416 I guess virtual reality still has some issues. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1417 Splinter!? Last time it was your hat blowing off..... 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1418 You had to sign us up for the BEGINNER'S Dude Ranch?!? 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1419 You call that a posse??!! 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1420 Ha! You guys should know you look ridiculous. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1421 Go home. We're hours ahead. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1422 Oh, yeah? Well then I double dare you. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1423 To heck with CGI! 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1424 Dang it, Huck. Reckon we can't plead insanity in these here parts. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1425 Unless we get moving, they'll be on us by nightfall 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1426 You won't get away with this! 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1427 You'll never catch us! Nap time doesn't count, though. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1428 Does this horse make me look funny? 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1429 We're going nowhere fast. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1430 Dang nabbit!!! They're riding composites! 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1431 Sam, we've been caught in a speed trap. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
1432 Hey Sheriff - does all this mean I can only be charged as a juvenile !?? 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1433 Gunsmoke" is on at the Senior Center! 1.3548 0.10923 31 22 7 2
1434 I told you we should use stick horses! 1.3548 0.09890 31 21 9 1
1435 Hey Will, I think this is your hat. 1.3548 0.09890 31 21 9 1
1436 Come on! We need to stop them before they get to that imaginary fence. 1.3548 0.10923 31 22 7 2
1437 Is stealin' rocking horses a hangin' offense?! 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
1438 So it's decided... the first to get motion sickness gives up. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1439 Don't worry, they're carrying toy guns. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1440 If wives ask, we were playing poker. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1441 They're pursuing! Now retreating! Now pursuing! Now retreating! 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1442 Go, Paint. Go!!! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1443 There seems to be a hitch in our giddyup. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1444 Rock n' Roll, boys! 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1445 I thought you said their horses were broke? 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1446 Dang! We'll never outrun Barbie's Country Camper! 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1447 It's OK their guns are not real either. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1448 I thought they'd stop when we graduated kindergarten, but these guys are unbelievably persistent. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1449 We'll just wait out the statute of limitations. 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1450 We are getting too old for this, don't you think? 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1451 Wow, sheriff, you ROCK! 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1452 We'll give ourselves up when recess is over. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1453 C'mon! My grandma can rock faster than that! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1454 Git your own durn carousel. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1455 They're gaining on us Clem. Rock harder. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1456 Those guys are good! 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1457 I realize it's a low-budget Western, but couldn't they have skimped on wardrobe instead? 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1458 A man's horse is what really separates the boys from the men. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1459 Sam Peckinpah isn't going to buy this. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1460 You're off your rocker if you think you're going to do anything but eat my sawdust. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1461 It retrospect, maybe we should have asked for the Rocky Mountain Horse. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1462 Did you bring the tweezers? 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1463 Dang...the Law got that there new carbon fiber model. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1464 We're crazy; we must be off ..er... on our rockers. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1465 Sheriff, these new models are all giddy up and no go! 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1466 Director to Prop Manager, "The script called for Tennessee Walking Horses you idiot!" 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1467 Giddy Up? You try Giddying Up. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1468 We'll never pay for scuffing up your hardwood floors! Never! 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1469 Damn! We’ve got cigar store indians at our heels, too! 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1470 You'll never catch us Sherriff, we learned to ride as children. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1471 I'm pretty sure this is not how they did it in the West, Jim. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1472 Giddy-nope 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1473 They're heading for the Mexican playground. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1474 I don't think they're gonna stop for oats and water, either. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1475 Quit chasin' us! It's supposed to be nap time. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1476 This is ridiculous, even for a "low-budget-western"! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1477 Hurry up. They're leaning closer. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1478 You have change for a dollar? 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1479 I'll be glad when this country of ours is less dependent on foreign hay. 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1480 They're still there. Lucky for us they just have cap guns. 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1481 You'll never catch up to us before nap time! 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1482 Dang, Bart! I think we need a new hobby! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1483 Hope those guns are real, Sheriff Hasbro. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1484 You'll never catch us, Sheriff. Heck, it looks like you ain't even moved forward one inch. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1485 Darn Jed, we ain't gonna be rockin in the free world for very long! 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1486 Come on guys, this is no country for old men. 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1487 There's a wicked pebble up ahead. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1488 Well at least I'm not the one BEHIND a phony horse's ass! 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1489 Faster, Clem--they're gainin' on us! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1490 Back off or you'll never see your blocks again. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1491 C'mon, Jed, the rest of the gang'll meet us at the Lincoln Logs cabin right around the bend! 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1492 It's better than clapping coconuts together 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1493 Donald wake up- the GOP is after us! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1494 They're getting closer, nope, farther away, closer 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1495 Faster, faster! He's got a popgun! 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1496 These cutbacks are killing us 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1497 You’re real lucky, Sheriff, I just ran out of caps. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1498 Take it easy! Everyone gets a trophy. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1499 Come on, sheriff. Hoss stealing from a toy store don't call for hanging. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1500 Our guns are real. Are yours? 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1501 They'll nab us at nap time. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1502 I told you not to take the pass. 1.3478 0.16162 23 19 0 4
1503 Gosh durn it, we should've stolen the tricycles! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1504 I told the sheriff he should take up a hobby! 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1505 They're closing on us Tex and my gun's are out of caps. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1506 No I don't have any Grey Poupon. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1507 Are you sure they're gaining on us? 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1508 All this over a P & J sandwich. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1509 Careful, Sheriff, I hear the airbags are killers on these things. 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1510 We could go back n' forth with you all day fellas. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1511 You're three rocks short, sherif. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1512 Lucky for us there guns are made of wood too. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1513 Ralph, look back, I think Jim is off his rocker. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1514 Hey Easy Riders, get off your rockers! 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1515 They're reaching for their cap guns! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1516 You're going nowhere! 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1517 Look out! They're having more fun than we are! 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1518 ...no, 'fun.' This is how the West is FUN! 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1519 They're gaining us! ...Nevermind, we're losing them. Here they come again! ...Okay, we're pulling away. They're catching up! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1520 What do you say we stop and water the horses ? 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1521 You best keep rockin' sheriff, this here is an open carry state. 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1522 I told you 65 dollars a day for room, board and horse riding was too good to be true. God only knows what they are going to serve us for dinner 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1523 If we can just make it to Toys"R"Us, we can get us a couple of fresh steeds. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1524 This is no country for young men! 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1525 You're off your rocker if you think you can catch me. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1526 He's gaining on us. I told you we should have got fresh horses before we left town. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1527 Did you pack extra diapers? We could be out here for a while. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1528 Dammit, Slim, I tried to tell ya, the sheriff can rock. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1529 They told us this was going to be a big budget movie! 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1530 Geez, Sheriff, all we done was rustle a goldurn teddybear! 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1531 If I can't be the sheriff now, I'm a'headin' for the Tinker Toys. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1532 Billy, you really are a kid. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1533 I'm getting a Charley horse. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1534 This is starting to feel like a Mel Brooks movie! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1535 Dang these low budget movies! 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1536 Keep 'em a rockin'. They ain't gaining on us. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1537 Dang it, Luke! I said "Walking Horses"! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1538 They're not going to show that these are rocking horses in the actual movie, will they? 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1539 Next time I'm the horse thief and you're the accomplice. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1540 I'm rockin' as fast as I can. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
1541 It may be a hobby to you but to me, it's a living! 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1542 I told you the director was too young for a remake of "Once Upon a Time in the West". 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
1543 Stop sneaking up, sheriff, or we'll walk. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1544 I want my teddy bear. 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
1545 Quick! Lasso 'em with the silly string!! 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
1546 We are rocking, catch us if you can! 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1547 No matter how fast we rock, we can't seem to lose 'em! 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1548 You'll never catch us once we hit the Rocky Mountains! 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
1549 I think we're beating a dead horse. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1550 I'll meet you at the Rocking Horse Saloon 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
1551 You were right. This bank robbin' business is child's play, Nate! 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
1552 If we don't hurry, they could catch us before nap-time. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
1553 No fair! You have to say, "time in"! 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
1554 Are they gaining? Or is it just me? 1.3438 0.08531 32 21 11 0
1555 You’ll never catch the Samuel Beckett gang! 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1556 My mom says I have to be home from the roundup by supper time. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1557 But there isn't ANY posted speed limit out here, Sheriff. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1558 Don't worry,... he won't get far on foot! 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1559 Not sure I'm liking all these new theme fitness centers 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1560 Quick! Before they head us off at the Candyland Pass! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1561 As deputies, if we rock around the clock, we'll expect overtime. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1562 Off your rocker? Say what? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1563 Hi, ho, hobby horse! 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1564 Presenting the new Volkswagen Rocker: One horsepower, zero emissions. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1565 Why are we trying to so hard to get away? He only has a cap gun. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1566 Get along 'lil teak wood 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1567 I think we're OK, they're not gaining. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1568 Budget constraints? What about job performance? 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1569 Get a horse! 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1570 I told you that we should have gone to the livery instead of the general store for our horses. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1571 ‘You guys must be off your rockers to be chasing us!” 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1572 What a childish mistake...we should've went with the stick horses. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1573 I told you we shouldn't have stolen their horses. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1574 They're not gaining on us, but we're not losing them either. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1575 Hope PETA's happy now! 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1576 We need to find a different hobby! 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1577 I hope you enjoy the thrill of the chase...this could go on for a while! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1578 Looks like we're going nowhere faster than you're going nowhere! 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1579 Believe! 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1580 Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1581 We give up! ... I got a sliver. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1582 You're no closer than 15 years ago. Let's have a hat fight instead. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
1583 Is this movie low-budget or no-budget -- I keep going back and forth. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1584 It's only a hobby, but it rocks my world. 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1585 Stop copying me! 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1586 I reckon your idea of wheels was worth consideration, pardner. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1587 Head 'em off at the playpen. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1588 Doggone budget movies! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1589 This is the last time we steal the deputies' horses! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1590 Hurry Sherriff! They're rocking away! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1591 This is childish!! 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1592 You go ahead, I'll hold them off. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1593 Watch out, they're gaining on us. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1594 Hey, it’s Zeno’s Paradox all over again! 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1595 No fair! You got a head start! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1596 They're not gainin' on us but we better keep rockin' on just the same. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1597 Drop-out. I'm the only one who can beat him. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1598 It's okay, Butch - we'll lose 'em in the mountains! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1599 Hold on now, fellers - it's almost nap time. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
1600 Grow up! 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1601 Another good rock and they'll be on us! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1602 No fair, my horse is winded. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1603 Oh, yeah? Well, I've got a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card! 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1604 Rock and roll, pardner. Ain't no time for moseying. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1605 I RECKON YOU'S FORGETTIN' IT'S JUST 4368 DAYS RIDE TO THE COUNTY LINE FROM HERE. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1606 Faster Chet! We're in range of their pop guns! 1.3333 0.11073 30 22 6 2
1607 Get a real horse! 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
1608 And when we get to the nursery, that badge of yours don't mean diddly. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1609 Boy! You guys really rock! 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1610 Think of the money your saving on feed and vets. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1611 We need more nickels! 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1612 They've got the speed, but we've got the brains. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1613 I'll sure be glad when we're finished with basic training 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
1614 Something about them horses look familiar 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1615 Mr. Trump! The Republican Mainstream is still after us! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1616 This is what happens when you outlaw horse manure! 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
1617 You'll never catch us at the merry-go-round! 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1618 The suspense is killing me. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1619 They're gainin' on us. Rock faster! 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1620 Give up Sheriff, you'll never catch us cause our horses 'Rock'! 1.3333 0.12599 15 10 5 0
1621 Hey officer, we'll pull over at the next toy shop! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1622 All this giddy-up has left me hoarse. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1623 I said, GOOD DAY sir! 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1624 When you said we'd escape on rockin' horses, I thought you meant that they were spirited. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
1625 You're taking this game way too seriously! 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1626 I think De Blasio has taken this horse thing too far 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
1627 Presidential elections, 2016 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
1628 You're right. We shoulda taken the trikes. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1629 Looks like everyone's been hit by the budget cuts. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
1630 We don't want to play with you guys anymore! 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
1631 I can't go any faster. I'm getting splinters in my behind. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1632 Newsflash: Escape from Rocking Horse Ranch in progress. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1633 What do you mean "is that just a hobby"? 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
1634 This has been goin' on for way too long! 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
1635 This low budget, politically correct indie Western ain't goin' to impress 'em at Sundance. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
1636 I knew we’d never get these damn horses to hover. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
1637 You were right, Hoss, this is as good a workout as Zumba! 1.3214 0.08988 28 19 9 0
1638 No, but really: this time you won't catch me. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
1639 They're gainin' on us, Buck - pretty soon we'll be in range of their water pistols. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1640 I told you it was against the law to buy those slinkys with Monopoly money 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
1641 Rock faster, they're gainin' on us! Or... maybe they ain't. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
1642 Remember my name sheriff -- I'm F.A.O. Schwarz, baddest toy rustler in the West. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1643 Well shoot, I'm outta caps! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1644 Rock faster, Jesse...they're gaining on us. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1645 Ya'll know you're never goin catch us 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1646 "You'll never catch us on those old wooden nags". 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1647 I think they're gaining on us, Senator! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1648 I'm guessing the posse's still a day or two behind us. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1649 Technology hasn't made riding the range easier. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1650 Tell the director the scenic backdrop has stopped moving! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1651 Face it, we rock harder than anyone! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1652 C'mon Marshall, no amount a reward money's worth the splinters! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1653 They're gaining on us! Let's split up and I'll lose 'em in the canyon! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1654 They ain't gaining on us. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1655 Hey sheriff, fyi, the Pi ratio of our rocking horses is identical, so it's virtually impossible for you to ever catch us. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1656 Don't look back - you might see 'em gaining on us! 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1657 I think we're still in range. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1658 Knock 'em off. They won't get far on foot. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1659 It's time to give up, you will never get away. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1660 Honest sheriff, I wasn't giving you 'the finger.' I was just testing the wind! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1661 It's the law! Head for the Rockies! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1662 The poor economy is effecting everybody! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1663 They're catching up. Rock faster. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1664 You're off your rocker, copper 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1665 I told ya we shouldn't of robbed a bank in that dang one horse town! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1666 Dang! That posse rocks! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1667 Coming soon to CBS: The Mild, Mild West. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1668 Head for the nursery----it's almost bed time 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1669 We're rocking in a hard place. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1670 Time out, my son's daycare's texting me. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1671 Dang! They're just toying with us now. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1672 Dagnabit, Donald, them real Republicans are getting serious !! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1673 That dang horse's strike is gonna mean the end for us! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1674 They're gaining on us. But if we keep rockin' when they roll, we'll make it. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1675 At least we look good riding them. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1676 I'm calling my agent and telling him once and for all, no more Pasketti Westerns. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1677 You don't rock! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1678 Why did we think we could rob a bank in this one-horse town! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1679 Dibs on being Randolph Scott. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1680 We are on a budget... OK! 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1681 I'm getting to old for this @&$! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1682 Clyde, rock faster. They're catching up...must be those battery operated horses. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1683 "We opted for the turbo model!' 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1684 Rock faster! I think they're gaining on us! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1685 Told ya, Mahogany better than Spruce any day 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1686 ...this sure beats spinning class with the wives! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1687 That's it! Now hold that expression; camera's about to come on. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1688 You'll never catch us. We have a head start. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1689 I told you we should never have done an American Humane Association western... 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1690 Please tell me these aren't cap guns! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1691 Sheriff, I wonder if that's them rich Rockin'feller's we keep hearing so much about.... 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1692 This is boring. Let's cut a deal. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1693 No, my Dad did not help me. I built it myself. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1694 ah hell, davis, how'd they know we stole their horses 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1695 30 minutes and we still haven't reached the front yard! 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1696 Next time we're stealing toy horses with wheels! 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1697 Who are those guys, Butch? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1698 Not this old back and forth again! 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1699 Come on Earl! Keep on rockin' to free world! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1700 He thinks he is playing cops and rockers! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1701 P.E.T.A.! Schmeeta! I am getting real sick of this P.C. crap! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1702 You need a new hobby! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1703 I notice your's doesn't wear horseshoes either. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1704 Dang it! We got us a spurious situation here. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1705 I wish I knew how to quit you. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1706 They’re environmental-friendly, that’s why. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1707 If you think I'm your man, you're plum off your rocker!! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1708 My little girls ride faster than you slickers. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1709 You may have not have noticed we just crossed the border. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1710 You'll never catch us. Really. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1711 Don't care what you think, sheriff, we'll take our nap when we're darn tootin' ready. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1712 I wish you knew how to quit me! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1713 We gotta get fresh horses! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1714 Not to complain but I don't think they're a gainin' on us 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1715 Look on the bright side boys, no stalls to clean anymore! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1716 Act like your hurrying. They think they're catching up! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1717 They're still toying with us, Ned. I say we make a run for it. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1718 Hurry! He's getting away on a tricycle. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1719 We can't shake them. Who are those guys? 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1720 Should've turned left at the monkey bars 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1721 At least no horses will be harmed! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1722 I rockin they're gaining on us, Curtis! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1723 Holding on to your hat is MY thing. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1724 I miss the good ol' days when men rode tricycles. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1725 Bout ready to enter termite country! 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1726 We're done for now Bart! The Sheriff's gone off his rocker! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1727 Mine's a hybrid, How 'bout you? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1728 They're gainin' on us Cleetus, keep rockin'. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1729 PETA has gained far too much influence. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1730 This year's Jesse James getaway reenactment is sadly underfunded. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1731 Anybody else feeling sea sick? 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1732 We gotta turn back, sheriff -- the bandits spread termites ahead! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1733 'Rockin' in a Free World' my ass! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1734 When horses walked the earth, cowboys were respected! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1735 Let's see y'all keep up once we hit the Rocky Mountains! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1736 Sheriff! My mount's thrown a screw! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1737 When we get to the saloon, juice boxes are on me. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1738 Doesn't look like we're going to shake them off! 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1739 You're not the boss of me, Sheriff! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1740 Wyatt, are you holdin' your hat? You look ridiculous. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1741 Let's ROCK, Charley! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1742 I thought you meant your "hobby" was horseback riding! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1743 Look, I'm all for reducing greenhouse gases, but there has to be a happy medium. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1744 We're gonna catch him, Sheriff; his left rocker's goin' flat! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1745 You're idiots! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1746 Try more rocking and less rolling 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1747 Rock faster, Doc, they're gaining on us! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1748 Are the Kids asleep yet? my back is killing me. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1749 When suburban mommas let their babies grow up to be cowboys... 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1750 When they said he was a young Director, I guess they meant it. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1751 If you think you're catching up, think again, buddy boy. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1752 Does this hat make my butt look big? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1753 Who said boys from the East Side couldn't grow up to be cowboys? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1754 Looks like the sheriff got his horses at Rocking Horse Ranch too. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1755 "Faster! The Balloon Cattle are stampeding! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1756 Dad blast it, Pete! We should've out-rocked 'em by now! 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1757 I said the town needed more Gallup polls, not gallop poles! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1758 If you think this is bad, try robbing a bank with a cap gun! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1759 C'mon! I know you're using your feet! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1760 Don't worry Steve, due to budget cuts, they're only rocking mules. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1761 Come on. Let's give that Limey at the Dodge place something to write about. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1762 Do you have any Dramamine? This rocking is making me seasick. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1763 What do you mean the bounty on us is in monopoly money? 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1764 We better hightail it back to the toy store before they call a real sheriff. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1765 We're not going back to juvie! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1766 Is it time to roll yet? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1767 Careful, Slim... termites a'yonder! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1768 I hope the next time I say 'Pony up', you'll understand what I mean. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1769 Rock on Joe we're catching them 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1770 I suppose you got water pistols also. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1771 Breaking News: Trump campaign offers live demonstration of increased border security plan. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1772 You'll never catch us durin' recess. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1773 Way to go, Slim. You stole us the slowest horses in town. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1774 I bet Buzz Lightyear never has to deal with this. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1775 Bein' an outlaw just ain't the same since the west went carbon neutral. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1776 Don't worry about the emissions, they will never catch us. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
1777 There's not a sofa cushion jail tough enough to hold me! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1778 The cartoonist is treating us like children! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1779 You have the law on your side, but I have physics. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
1780 I told ya! If we can rob a bank, we can ignore the low emission vehicle ordinance! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1781 I'm your worst nightmare! 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
1782 This is the last year we'll let HR plan our executive retreat activities. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
1783 Hi-ho, Maple! Away! 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1784 Let me repeat... this is just a hobby. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1785 At least rockin' horse thievin's not a capital offense. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1786 I'm the fastest rock in the West 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1787 That posse must be makin' a hobby of chasing us! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1788 Catch up. Rock harder! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1789 I just thought of a name for that chocolate ice cream you mixed with walnuts and li'l marshmallows. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1790 I'm not off my rocker enough to rob a bank, Sheriff! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1791 I've never had saddl sores but I've had plenty of splinters 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1792 What – squeak – did – squeak – you – squeak – say? 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1793 What is it about white Broncos?! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1794 No way you can catch us with that old model! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1795 Keeping up this whole 'Billie the Kid' persona is getting to be a bit much. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1796 Saddle up. Rock and load. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1797 Bang! Bang, bang! 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1798 Go any faster, you'd be off your rocker! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1799 You two slowpokes'll never catch us! 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1800 So how was I to know they have a Rocking Equestrian Special Forces Unit? 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1801 Y'all can't prove we stole them crayons! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1802 Scene from "No Country for Old Boys", unreleased. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
1803 They may not be fast, but they're eco-friendly. Ride on! 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
1804 I told you to rustle a couple of "hardy" horses! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
1805 its gonna be a while till we get to grandmas 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
1806 It looks like sheriff Woody and deputy Pecker. Hold on to your hat, they are riding hard. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
1807 Can we hit the pause button for 20 minutes? 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
1808 lets loose them in a cloud of sawdust 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
1809 Do you feel as silly as I do? 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1810 The bad news is it's a Western. The good news is PETA is happy. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1811 Rock harder Buck! They're scootchin' up on us! 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1812 I can't help it...I already gave him 2 pounds of Beano!! 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
1813 The Legend of Billy The Kid. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
1814 Dag nabbit Rusty, I told you we should have taken the hobby horses. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1815 Hurry! The posse from the antique store is right behind us! 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1816 I forgot my blankie. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1817 We've got to get to the polls before sundown if we are to make a difference! 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1818 ... and we would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids! 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1819 I'm pickin' up splinters and my pistol's leakin' water! This fantasy camp is turnin' into a dang nightmare! 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1820 Sheriff's band is just outrockin' us! 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1821 Hurry Slim, they're gaining on us! 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1822 Dang hybrids! They ain't near as good as our old hay-guzzlers! 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1823 Guess it's time to find a new hobby. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1824 Now you're going after FAO Schwarz rustlers? 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1825 Let's just try not to change them in midstream! 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1826 When will you varmints understand Zeno's paradoxes? 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
1827 We'll fix it in post. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1828 I'd rather die in the saddle than rot in your jail! 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1829 You cannot catch up with us - and, no, I am not using Zeno's paradox. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1830 Tarnation! The hobby posse is rockin' some fresh mounts! 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1831 Wait, they can afford to CG in the horses and they can't afford to pay us scale? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1832 They're getting closer, is your pop gun loaded? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1833 Hi Ho Sliver. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1834 Darned lawmen are gonna drive me off my rocker! 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1835 Catch me if you can! 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
1836 Hey Butch, who are those guys? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
1837 I think they're fixin' to head us off at the past! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1838 Chasing crooks is just a hobby of mine. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1839 You'll never catch us! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1840 As he bites the dust. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1841 They don't call me the rocking-horse winner for nothing. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1842 At this point, those suction cup darts are gonna sting. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1843 If it weren't for that dang baby monitor, we'd be long gone. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1844 I'm ready for a pit stop. You? 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1845 They're closing in, Silas! Mommy better get here pretty soon! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1846 We can't seem to lose them. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1847 I told you 'Horse-Free Wednesday's' was a dumb idea. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1848 The four horsemen of the rockawhat? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1849 That's it, that's the tipping point 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1850 They don't seem to be gaining. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1851 Now you"ll never catch up with us plus we've got louder caps in our pistols! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1852 The breeder stiffed us. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1853 Next week we go back to re-enacting the Civil War! 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1854 I'm totally going to Yelp this dude ranch! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1855 You'll never catch me! You're off your rocker! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1856 You've gotta respect they're sense of fair play.......they could've taken real horses! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1857 You've got termites! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1858 It's just a splinter movement 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1859 They're gaining on u', oh no, oh yes, oh no, oh yes... 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1860 I told you I had a bad feeling about the horse name "Rocket." 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1861 We have been in the same spot since the last three laps. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1862 Is it something we should have learned in preschool? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1863 These horses just don't rock like they used to. Fortunately for us, neither do theirs. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1864 Rock on, dammit! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1865 Faster! They're packin' cap guns! 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1866 As I figure it, at this pace they'll never catch us. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1867 You'll never catch me on that nag! 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1868 These horses must be from the Not OK Corral. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1869 let's split up Lefty, I'll meet you back at the teeter-totter 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1870 Stay in the right lane, lard-ass. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1871 Whatever you do, don't lean back 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1872 Mornin’ Sheriff! You don’t imagine an old rocker like you can catch a young rocker like me, do you? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1873 They're gaining on us! Rock the horse faster! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1874 Can't you go any faster? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1875 Whatcha reckon we settle this like men? 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1876 Consarn it, Tex, it looks like the marshal is tryin' to cut us off at the past! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1877 Hey! Ya mother's callin' ya! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1878 Better use yer spurs, Clem. The posse's almost in squirt-gun range! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1879 Time out! Saddle rash! 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1880 Hurry! We need to shift out of rock and into roll. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1881 Hey, Walt, he referred to my hat size! I guarantee there's no problem. I guarantee it! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1882 They're gaining on us ... now they're not ... now they are ... 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1883 Damn, I knew I should have invested in oak! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1884 Sheriff Stache and Deputy Walsh chase rocking horse thieves out of town. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1885 Don't look now, but the Hippity Hop Gang is gaining on us! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1886 Yippee, Yi, Yo, Kai, Yay! The Rocking Horse Bandits ride again! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1887 You'll never catch Billy the Kiddie! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1888 Third place again, Senator Rubio. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1889 They're making a run for Gumdrop Mountains! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1890 They're gaining on us, I told you we should have taken the scooters. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1891 "Is that Hopalong Cassidy? 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1892 My glutes are burning!" "You can do it. Just 10 more reps! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1893 I know they're right there, but they don't seem to be gaining on us. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1894 The guy was right. These horses never get tired! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1895 Rock on, Sheriff! 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1896 Let's head for Far Rockaway. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1897 It's not horse thiev'n sheriff, its even PETA compliant! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1898 Yeah, PETA's very convincing 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1899 Rockem Cowboy 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1900 I already told you, I'm not Billy the Kid! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1901 Guess we know who is the faster most carbon neutral! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1902 The East Coast version 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1903 You and your hybrid horses. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1904 Wait for the cloud of sawdust. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1905 Someone needs to reverse these equestrian budget cuts... 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1906 I sure hope those are wooden guns too. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1907 Rock harder, they're right on our tail! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1908 Now... let's hope theirs are toy-guns too, mate ! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1909 Not so fast! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1910 Mom! Tell Eric and his friend to stop copying us again! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1911 Poopy pants! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1912 Have you heard of the statute of limitations? It ran out a month ago! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1913 I told you that Wild West Experience Groupon was a bad idea! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1914 More rockin!' 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1915 Don't worry, Jake, they're also carrying wooden guns. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1916 No worry. They just look like a couple of hobbyists to me. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1917 Get back! The gun is real! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1918 Get any closer and I'll use my popgun on ya, Sheriff! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1919 Rock harder! They're closing on us! 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1920 My mom says you'll never catch us, flatfoot! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1921 Juvenile Justice System in the West, ca. 1885 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1922 You'll never catch me on a horse like that! 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1923 Keep on-a-rockin', Billie ! The Sheriff's posse is gainin' on us ! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1924 Look out behind ya...there's a saw horse gaining on ya. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1925 Hurry, they're closing on us 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1926 These PETA folks are taking things too far! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1927 Heard on a movie set: "It looks dumb without a screen to hide the horses legs" 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1928 They call me Billy The Kid for a reason! Also, the ground is lava. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1929 "I knew we shouldn't have rustled horses named 'Ol' Splinter' and 'Woodie' ". 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1930 If we ride through nap time, we may be able to lose them at the jungle gym. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1931 I believe we are coming to the Rockies! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1932 These independent, low budget movies are just not my cup of tea Bradly 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1933 When we catch him we will put on his pajamas but no TV. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
1934 We're already out of Dodge! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1935 They'll never catch us on those nags. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1936 They're closing in. Let's rock! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1937 Hurry ya'll! Momma's making cookies! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1938 How the Great Horse Strike of 1859 led to an increase in hobbyists. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1939 the hell with ASPCA approval for a chase scene 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
1940 I told you rocket horse, not rock-it horse. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1941 This race rocks. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1942 I see you’ve also met Chief Lazy Horse. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
1943 I just don't understand how they are staying up with us, we ride like the wind. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1944 You misheard me friend. I said,"We AREN'T looking for trouble." 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
1945 Next posse someone else gets to ride Ol' Splinter. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
1946 If we gain another 6 inches on them by nightfall, I think we can lose 'em. 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
1947 I thought you said this was better than politics. pretending to get somewhere 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1948 This way guys, we can head them off at the pass. And if we hurry we can be back before nap time. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1949 I told you we should have gone for the pogo sticks! 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1950 That's a wrap. I think Trump will love the footage for his immigration policy speech 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
1951 OK, no more horse rustling from the Toys "R" Us corral. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
1952 My therapist will have a heyday with this one -- at least I'm dressed! 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
1953 You rock, Dude! 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1954 Who are these guys? We must have gone 30 feet or more and we STILL haven't lost 'em. 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
1955 I told you, gun control doesn't work. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
1956 How can there be such a horse shortage in ranch country? 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
1957 Yeah , those hybrids HAVE improved their acceleration ! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1958 If we keep this up much longer, we’ll all be six feet under. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1959 Disruptive technology always catches on slowly. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1960 you think there would be a way to get more horsepower.... 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1961 I can't wait for the Iron Horse age! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1962 I hate all this political correctness. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1963 at least no animals have been hurt in the making of our little drama. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1964 Welcome to "Guy's Night" as a new dad! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1965 You'd think there'd be an easier way to do this huh? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1966 Time out! My hat won't stay on. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1967 You'll never take me alive, rocker. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1968 Hey, guys, I think mom is calling us in for dinner! 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1969 Splinter? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1970 C’mon Sundance, we’ll hide our tracks in the wading pool! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1971 I weckon weeah too fast faw ya, Shewiff Bwody! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1972 I swear they keep changing the speed limits around here. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1973 Faster, Bill! It's the sheriff of Little Horse Rock. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1974 We were only taking a joyride! 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1975 Slow down, Jake. We’re gonna walk. 1.2857 0.08694 28 20 8 0
1976 You draw on me, I'll have to erase you! 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1977 If we sit tight and don’t go off our rockers, we might have a chance. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1978 They're gaining on us! No wait, we're pulling ahead! Uh, no.... 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1979 I know, but you know how PETA can be. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1980 They're still gaining on us! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1981 Make a run for the pedal cars. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1982 'Can't wait until James Watt introduces the concept of horsepower' 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1983 It's a bad carpenter who blames his tools, Leroy 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1984 I'm still going to get away, just you wait a couple months! 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1985 Dang it - I ain't never rustling ponies from the Rockin' H again! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1986 Most rear end collisions are caused by the vehicle in back following too closely. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1987 So you're telling me they do this in New York but on bikes? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1988 Tonto, where are you when I need you? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1989 Hi ho, Sliver is more like it--how'd you talk me into this? 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1990 We're in trouble. They have newer models. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1991 These horses can go forever, sheriff. Why don't we take a break and start up again in the morning. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1992 Who programmed this virtual reality game! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1993 We lapped you guys three times already! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1994 OK! OK! We'll never steal from your corral again. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1995 Aw shucks sheriff, ain't it nap time yet? 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1996 We better forward and back...they are teetering on us. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
1997 No, we are not stopping for a potty break. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
1998 Hurry up. They're feigning on us. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
1999 If you think this is a long, drawn out process, just wait til you go to court. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2000 Sometimes the struggle is real 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
2001 Nyah, nyah, nyah, you can't catch me. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
2002 Holding onto our hats sure does add to the illusion of forward movement! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2003 This cheapens the myth, don't you think? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2004 Why did our first Cowboy movie fail again? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2005 I never thought a life of crime would lead to such incredibile chaffing. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
2006 I tell you slim ,this gym has the craziest equipment equipment I've ever seen. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
2007 You'll never catch me now Sheriff Kasich! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2008 Hide the teddy bear! Hide the teddy bear! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
2009 This hobby rocks! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2010 Hold off, pardner. We're not wearing black hats. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2011 Hazing has gotten super creative these days. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2012 If we can just jump the termite mounds I think we'll be OK. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2013 Thems Texas Ebony. Heaviest wood west of the Pecos. Let’s take ‘em to the river. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
2014 The Sheriff rocks! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2015 I'll be across the border by naptime! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2016 Whoa, Partner. Watch the tail-gating. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2017 Ride like it's your job! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2018 We ain't gonna win the West this way. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
2019 I don't care; this is killing my hemorrhoids! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2020 Hurry up! We'll be late for our PETA meeting! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
2021 Wee Haw! 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
2022 That was one rock'n robbery, wasn't it, Sheriff? 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
2023 Think we're dumb? We know you just have cap guns. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
2024 I reckon it's time to make 'em eat some caps! 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
2025 Giddy up before they knock us off our rockers! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
2026 Maybe it's time we try rollin'. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
2027 How do we get out of this Mickey Mouse outfit? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
2028 No, you sing rock a bye baby! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
2029 What were we thinking with the water guns? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
2030 How's that 'Giddy up' working for ya now? 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
2031 I know it' slow, but it's all we had in the transportation budget.. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
2032 Hurry their gaining on us! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
2033 I don't think they're gainin' on us. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
2034 "Arrest" sounds good right about now! 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
2035 Great idea you had: Steal their Lincoln Logs. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
2036 Okay, you win - I'm willing to stop and talk about it. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
2037 We will, we will out-rock you! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
2038 I hate this "Sundance Kid" remake. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
2039 So the guy's name was Geppetto, huh?! 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
2040 TAKE TWO: Gentlemen, Try too make it look a little more realistic this time. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
2041 when the horses go on strike 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
2042 We're losing 'em Neil! Keep on rockin' in the free world. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
2043 This isn't my hobby. I ride horses for a living. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
2044 If you say, "Hi ho Silver" one more time! 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
2045 We're losing them! Wait...they're gaining on us. Well...okay... 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2046 careful sheriff, this here's no country for grown men! 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
2047 Catch me or not, I ain't nappin! 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2048 Twerk faster Bart, their gaining! 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2049 Keep hobbling they are gaining on us. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
2050 We should go for position. I'll shoot the Sheriff, but I will not shoot the deputy. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2051 And don't forget...I get the girl at the end! 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
2052 Now this is a hobby! 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2053 We've gotta hang on until mom gets home! 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2054 Does anybody else get the feeling we're not moving? 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2055 Watch out, the deputy's goin' for his cap gun!! 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
2056 First on to the pass wins. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
2057 Hey Sheriff, I hope you brought your Preparation H !!! 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
2058 Sheriff, if you get off your hobby horse, I'll get off mine. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2059 Sheriff, get off your high horse cause we ain't no bank rockers!! 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
2060 When are the kids going to give us a turn on the Wii? 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2061 We lose 'em in the pass, then we'll head to Pappy's. He works miracles with splinters. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2062 Sherriff, let's admit it, we're in détente. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2063 No, their guns are real. 1.2727 0.09993 33 26 5 2
2064 This is getting to be a dangerous hobby. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
2065 The studio says our movie is way over budget so we can't use real horses. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
2066 Get rid of those bags of wooden nickels. They are slowing us down. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
2067 Try viewing this as an unintended consequence of legalizing weed? 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
2068 Hey guys! Wanna go for beers after? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2069 I need to make a lathe stop. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2070 Just keep on pretending like you're gaining on us. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
2071 Gold star weighing you down, teacher's pet? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
2072 These production cuts are getting out of hand Butch! 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
2073 I think we're getting away 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
2074 Scalia died at this Dude Ranch??? 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
2075 if we don't get 'em the splinters will 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
2076 "we'er really rock'in now'' 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
2077 Now I see why the sheriff's nickname is Rocky! 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
2078 You're exceeding the speed limit, officer. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
2079 You can look back, but for heaven's sake, don't lean back! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2080 We shouldn't have stopped to water the horses. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2081 Come on, Rocky! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2082 Better break out those ab cruncher skills--I think they're gaining on us. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2083 You'll never beat The Kid at his own game! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2084 Mom said we have to home by six! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2085 they're rockin' right for us 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2086 Monkey see, monkey do, eh Sheriff? Well, two can play that game. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2087 You won't see me for sawdust. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2088 And you said long form was dead. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2089 Remind me -- are we the good guys or the bad guys? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2090 You can't outrock the Law 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2091 You'll never catch the Bundy Brothers! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2092 It's called the third mid-life crisis 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2093 For the last time -- we are not horse thieves! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2094 Darn,they got new mounts from Rocking Horse too. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2095 I reckon this should keep PETA off our backs 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2096 I can't believe they're gaining on us. I stole this horse from a one percenter! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2097 I wish you'd told me what these spinning classes were like 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2098 Giddiyap?! Giddiyap, your ass! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2099 You'll never catch me alive, but but even if you did I'm not a resident of the United States, Canada (except Quebec), Australia, the United Kingdom, or the Republic of Ireland age eighteen or older" 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2100 Keep on rockin' if you want to stay in the free world, Billy! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2101 Back off Sherrif....or face our cap pistols. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2102 Yeehaw, we're beatin' a dead horse! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2103 Shoulda taken your hobby horse Sheriff. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2104 Just keep going, we'll fix it in post 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2105 We should have got the spring bounce model, they're much faster. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2106 Nobody told us riding in the desert on a horse with no name is illegal. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2107 Don't buy these cheap lead paint horsies for our next holdup! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2108 Don't worry, their horses are hybreds, we have more power. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2109 Get a move on, pard'ner. We only got a day's head start on 'em! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2110 Perhaps good never prevails over evil. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2111 "Next, we're going to practice yelling "Hee Haw!". 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2112 You head for Jack-in-the-Box canyon, Butch, and I'll try to out-rock the posse! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2113 I think we need to fire the blacksmith. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2114 They must be using rug trained horses. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2115 Let's get moving or they will cut us off at the pass. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2116 Trotters can't gallop! I'm tellin' Mom! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2117 You'll never catch us on those nags, lawman! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2118 With the speed of still, a poof of dust and a hearty hi-ho splinter, away 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2119 We gotta hurry ! Our two-year-olds are after us ! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2120 Dang! We just can't shake 'em! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2121 For the last time, I did not take that candy from that baby! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2122 I guess it's been a long time since a western movie has had a 'G' rating. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2123 This is how we cowboys rock, baby. So Roll with it! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2124 Hurry, they're only a few feet behind us! Still. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2125 Rock faster, pardner. They're gainin' on us. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2126 This film needs a larger budget. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2127 You'll never take us alive 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2128 Summer school for cowboy dropouts 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2129 I told you there wasn't any money in Westerns 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2130 You are lucky I can't shoot while holding on to my hat. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2131 Sheriff, you can go to hell - you and the horse you rode in on! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2132 Well, 'Get Along Little Doggies' is better than 'Hi Ho Silver!' 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2133 And this is what we get for making train robbery a hobby. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2134 Think they can beat "The Kid" at his own game? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2135 You'll never catch us Sheriff. We've got fresh horses up ahead. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2136 No animals were harmed in the making of this event. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2137 "They're gaining on us," said Frank, a new breed of cowboy for the green 21st century. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2138 I cain't hardly believe it Tumbleweed - but it seems them rascal lawmen is gainin' on us! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2139 They're gainin' on us! I just hope we can hold out 'til nap time! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2140 I thought I told you to grease the runners before we hit that bank! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2141 This virtual reality ride is getting zero stars on Trip Advisor from Butch9486. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2142 Ok, ok. Well switch. I know, it's your turn to be the bad guys. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2143 It was a fantasy then and it's a fantasy now. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2144 Last one to the bouncy castle is a rotten egg! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2145 I don't care if we have a zero carbon footprint, damn it! They're getting away! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2146 I'd give up and turn myself in Sheriff... but it really doesn't look like you can catch us. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2147 Okay Sheriff, we'll see who's the fastest hat raiser in the West. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2148 We're losing them. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2149 Quick, head for the Rockies! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2150 We're not giving up unless we get a butt full of splinters. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2151 Give up Sheriff, you'll never catch "The Kid". 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2152 It's OK, Butch. They're just playing with us. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2153 You will never guess how I got pulled over yesterday. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2154 This dude ranch rocks! 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2155 I told you-buying preowned horses from the merrygoround-not a good idea. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2156 Next week we trade places. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2157 I thought for SURE we bought the more expensive brand... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2158 Yea, man, I am all about drugs, sex and rock. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2159 They don't call me Billy the Kid for nuthin'. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2160 Come on boys, they just robbed the doll house. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2161 Since Mr Trump made ALL horses senators, historical reenactment has become very tedious. But the cost of lobbying has fallen to an apple and two carrots #horsesvotesforequinehopes 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2162 Are you off your rocker? We're just out for a joy-ride. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2163 I'm getting too old for this job, Hoss. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2164 I can't believe you forgot the saw! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2165 You may be law abiding men, and the two of us not so much. Yet the ASPCA will be so pleased at how we all have come together. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2166 We'll lose them in Carousel Canyon. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2167 Break for lunch? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2168 Get off your not so high hobby horse. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2169 Don't be fooled by the big-posse trick. They are just slappng their hands on their thighs. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2170 Even in a dream you can't catch me. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2171 I know they're slow but think of the money you save on oats. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2172 Sheriff, I'll always be a step ahead of the law. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2173 Must have fresher horses - they're gainin' on us. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2174 Actors' Equity will hear about this! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2175 I don't know about you guys, but I'm definitely firing my agent. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2176 But in my dream we got away. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2177 Next time I'm picking the ranch. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2178 We've got to pick it up. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2179 Dang! I knew I shoulda worked on my core muscles. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2180 Man, it's two feet forward, two feet back--we'll never catch these guys! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2181 Grab the saw. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2182 Do you think your mom will let you sleep over tonight? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2183 I told you we should have used more termites! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2184 Ditch the evidence! 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2185 No question about it. I should've worn my biking shorts. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2186 No way is your horsey going to beat my horsey! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2187 Rock on, losers! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2188 Stay back, Sheriff, or I'll knock you off your little rocker! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2189 So what if you ain't a catching' me, Marshall, just think o' the tiny carbon footprint you're a leavin'. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2190 Faster! They're catching up! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2191 The Good, the Bad, the Snugly/ 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2192 You know, Tex, this class fulfills my inner cowboy in a way that SoulCycle never did. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2193 You need a better hobby, sheriff. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2194 "Simon says, touch your hat."he 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2195 Day care competition has gone to a new level! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2196 Come on, I said hop a long. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2197 You'll never catch 'The Kid'! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2198 You'll never take us un-splintered! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2199 It'll be Low budget western you said, - this is. . . underground. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2200 You can't have the same hat as me! For one, you have a mustache. And a star. It's just not possible. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2201 You have a dumb hat! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2202 And I thought we were off our rocker! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2203 Why do I feel like y'all got a head start? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2204 We'll lose them at Nursery Pass. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2205 We didn't shoot the sheriff or the deputy! 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
2206 I try to be as tolerant as the next feller, but this is takin' animal rights too far! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2207 I'd feel better if they had the 'Rawhide' theme playing in the background. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
2208 The birth of "Rock and Roll". 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
2209 It's only rock and roll, but I like it! 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
2210 Dang! they got 'em too... 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
2211 I thought you said your hobby was horses not vice versa. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2212 Guys, you are NOT gaining on us. You might as well give up and go home. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2213 For the 99th time, who are those guys? 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2214 LET'S TALK TO CORPORATE ABOUT SWITCHING RENTAL PROVIDERS. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
2215 C'mon you dudes, we have 500 miles to Denver, then comes the hard part. 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
2216 Hey, these varmints really rock. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
2217 You'll never catch us! We used Jamaican Cocobolo wood! 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2218 Good call, Sheriff-- these are a lot faster than the merry-go-round horses. 1.2500 0.17078 16 14 0 2
2219 Their guns are toys also. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2220 Ain't it ironic...we brought glue in case of a broken leg. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2221 Faster Zeke, they're gaining on us! 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
2222 I feel we may have interpreted "hold on to your hats" a little too literally. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2223 Time to change Hobbys ... 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2224 Get any nearer sheriff and ya horse gets woodworm right between the eyes." 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2225 And you said they couldn't write another Rocky sequel 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2226 Sheriff, we've been riden out here all day and can't seem to get anywhere! 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2227 Just 10 more minutes and we can head to the saloon for a smoothie. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2228 I think I'm about done with the nanny west! 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2229 The chairs might have been comfier. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2230 Don't worry, there's a steep bit coming up. 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
2231 Hobb Along Cassidy is still on our tail! 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2232 These blankety blank dreams are mighty hard on the knees! 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
2233 Last one to the bank is a rotten egg! 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2234 This is how the west was lost 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2235 We can rock all day and all night! 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2236 Can't we just shoot it out and call it a day? 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2237 What do you mean, "second childhood?" 1.2500 0.17078 16 14 0 2
2238 Where's the nearest exit? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2239 One man's hobby is another's obsession, marshal. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2240 If they catch us we will be in time out! 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2241 Pardon my dust. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
2242 Fred wasn't sure, but he thought in such a high stakes competition, farting was against the rules. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
2243 One Hand!!! I can do one hand!!! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2244 You told us that this Oculus Rift experience would rock on a Mac. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2245 Keep rockin! If we can stay ahead until sundown, we can lose them when it gets dark! 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2246 I told you President Trump would think we're losers and cut our funding 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2247 Forget the hide-out, rock toward the border! 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
2248 Rock faster Jose, the Sherriff just turned on his Stetson Cam. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2249 Hey Sheriff! Jessie and I took bank robbin' up as a hobby, what's your story? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2250 I see Pogo Stick tracks ahead! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2251 They're beginning to get on my nerves. Who are those guys? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2252 They're catchin' up, Dusty. I told you not to trade our tricycles for these dang things. 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
2253 You've got us between a rock and a hard place. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2254 Hey Billy, what's that song about shootin' a sheriff? 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
2255 Do they still hang you for horse stealing? 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2256 D. H. Lawrence made this sound like fun. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
2257 Looks like they figured out our weakness. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2258 You can run, but we know you boys were behind The Great Toy Train Robbery. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2259 I think their horses are coin operated. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2260 Let's split off and see if we can lose them. 1.2500 0.17078 16 14 0 2
2261 Hey, at least we don't have to feed them. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2262 No, holding on to the RIGHT side makes you go faster. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2263 Hurry up Tex, they're rockin on us fast! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2264 Stop chasing us. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2265 PETA is ruining this for everyone. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
2266 I thought YOU put a quarter in the meter. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2267 This is going to be the most exciting white Bronco chase ever! 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
2268 Hey! Isn't there something rather Freudian about this? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2269 Why don't you find another hobby! 1.2500 0.09029 24 18 6 0
2270 I go back and forth on the lifestyle I've chosen 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
2271 We've done this since kindergarten. Let's switch sides. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
2272 They are going to get away if we don't rock harder! 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
2273 You were right, Matt, Colorado is a lot of fun! 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
2274 They'll never catch us. Our kids made these horses using 3-d printed nanomaterials. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
2275 Head for the frozen river, we'll see what kind of rider he is. 1.2500 0.09029 24 18 6 0
2276 Pray for snow. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
2277 These are Rockers -- I thought you said "Texas Rangers" 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
2278 Rocket it pal, they're catchin' up! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2279 I said wood in whores, not wooden horse! 1.2400 0.13266 25 22 0 3
2280 Dammit, they're still right on us, Butch. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2281 Hey Jake, weren't we here as kids? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
2282 Sundance, I think they are gaining on us. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2283 Well sheriff, I tried to yelling "Whoa!" 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2284 This is my last low budget western. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2285 Dammit Clyde, I told you we shoulda' taken the freeway." 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2286 Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2287 So, that's where Billy the Kid gets his name! 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2288 Let's hide-out in the play room. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2289 (Low budget re-make of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid): "Who are those guys?" 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2290 Y'all got any Dramamine I can take before the next scene? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
2291 Mine's suffrin' from the rockin pneuomia and the boogie woogie flu. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
2292 We can trade hats, but we're still playing the bad guys. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
2293 We should have left our training wheels on. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2294 Dagnabbit, John, I told you we shoulda let 'em rest longer! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2295 Faster, their within BB range. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2296 We just can't seem to mosey along like we used to. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2297 Blast it, I think these sheriffs are gym rats! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2298 You think those animal rights protesters will let us start rolling the film again? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2299 Life ain't easy for a cowtoy. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2300 I was only pretending! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2301 How many quarters did you say you have? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2302 I can't believe this is how the west will be won! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2303 I reckon this puts us between a rock and a hard place! 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
2304 Why can't we ever get the fast horses? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2305 Keep rockin' Tex, the polls say we're ahead but we're actually so far behind it just looks like we're ahead. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2306 The past is never really the present; it just pretends to be. Some races aren't won at all. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2307 Gitty-up or they'll have us by sundown! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2308 I told you to get a better Hobby! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2309 No animals were harmed in the drawing of this cartoon 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2310 Darn it, Zeke, they're gainin' on us. We may have to give that little kid's candy back to them. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2311 Quick, they are rocking away 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2312 If you show me what's under your hat, I'll show you what's under mine. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2313 Mind if we pull over for a potty break? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2314 I said it was a slippery slope -- first they replace the horses in Central Park with pedicabs, and now this! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2315 Hey quick draw, your gun's fake too! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2316 What with the militarization of the police, I'm just grateful they're not carousel horses! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2317 What if leading by example doesn't work? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2318 Giddyup, they're gaining on us, somehow. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2319 We're in trouble Black Bart; they're ridin' Amish ponies. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2320 Hey, Roy? Why're they chasin' us? Obviously we ain't the ones who stole all them horses. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2321 Damn! It doesn't look good for becoming an aging rocker 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2322 Let's rock 'n roll! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2323 I don't know, Duke. This horse thievin' business don't seem to be gittin' us anywhere. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2324 I told you not to skimp on the horses! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2325 Future generations will thank us for doing our part to reduce greenhouse gas emissions. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2326 This will make a great horse opera. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2327 Hey, Sheriff! Eat my sawdust!! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2328 No wonder they call that town Deadwood! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2329 I knew we should have taken the diesel powered horse. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2330 Seem to be between a rock and a hard place. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2331 I told you this was just a two horse race! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2332 Does it ever seem like you just aren't really getting anywhere in life? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2333 You'll never catch us with just those plain old delegates. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2334 Whose idea was this 'well regulated militia?' 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2335 Looks like we took up the wrong hobby, partner. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2336 I think we lost them, and their stationary bikes. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2337 For the want of a nail, Sheriff, for the want of a nail .... 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2338 Doing this we'll never finish with the Primaries! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2339 You'll never catch us, rockin' lawman. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2340 If you get a splinter in your ass, I'm not pulling it out. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2341 ''We'll rock you to the finish line.'' 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2342 So much for rocking off into the sunset. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2343 To hell with Facebook, I'd rather get splinters up my ass the old fashioned way. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2344 I said let's go to the Rocky Mountains on those horses in the distance! Now we're on rocky horses with the mountains in the distance! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2345 Dagnabbit Clem, this isn't a race! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2346 A firewood horse with speed that's alright, a cloud of sawdust, and a hearty "Hi-yo, Silver, away!" 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2347 Want to take an ice cream break? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2348 Copy cats!!! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2349 I don't know how, Clem, but they're gainin' on us! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2350 Getting out of Dodge has its ups and downs. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2351 Okay Frank. Maybe you're not the world's worst judge of horseflesh. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2352 You'll never catch us once we get ethics board approval for the use of live animals! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2353 Faster! I think the posse's on our trail. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2354 I lean forward and I looks like we're getting away, but when I lean back I think they are gaining on us. I think I need glasses. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2355 The new budget cuts are really affecting our response time in getting to the crime scene. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2356 Let's go rock the vote 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2357 Good work, fellas - my pedometer shows we've covered twenty-two miles since sunrise. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2358 The cigar store Indian ran off with all the wooden nickels and we're gonna get 'em back. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2359 My horse is running as an Independent. What's yours? 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
2360 We're damned Dick, the sheriff's horse has racing curves 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2361 Too rocky? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2362 Burning Man is so awesome ! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2363 Best of all, no 'road apples'! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2364 You can't catch us. As Einstein said, time and space are relative. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2365 Eat my dust bunnies Frank! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2366 We've been chasing them since kindergarten. But never give up! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2367 Faster Gabby, they're inching up on us. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2368 I don't thing those badges are real. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2369 You think we should walk? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2370 Forget it, Sheriff! Our super-charged wood filler is about to kick in. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2371 How much longer until we catch up to those two phony ponies? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2372 I don't think 'hobby' suffices. These horses are really more of a passion for me. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2373 They're gainin' on us! Looks like we're headed for time out, pardner... 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2374 Okaaay. Simon says, 'Use both hands.' 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2375 Losers have to buy the milk 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2376 which direction did the mechanical bulls go? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2377 Sundance.... who are those guys? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2378 Let's just stop and shoot it out, Sheriff - this is getting us nowhere. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2379 I'll be glad when this horses strike is over! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2380 You'll never catch us - we've got titanium rockers. 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
2381 Dang ASPCA... 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2382 WHO stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2383 Doggone it - just my luck - I'm being chased by a rock star. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2384 Jed, the termites ain't workin'! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2385 Dang, I recognize that one in the front, he's a rocking horse winner. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2386 They just don't make em' like they used to. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2387 This is sure better than the horses at Walmart, these don't take any quarters... 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2388 Whoa there big fella! Your going to fall off your rocker! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2389 We've been watching too many Disney movies. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2390 If you can just get off your high hobby horse and listen for once... 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2391 A horse, a horse, my trailer for a horse! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2392 Darn these hybrids, no acceleration they are gaining on us! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2393 Well when a cowboy rides one, it is a real horse. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2394 Keep up, ya pansies! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2395 I knew I shouldn't take the Bronco. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2396 hurry up, their rocking faster 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2397 We best high tail it out of here ... The Sheriff's a rocking' 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2398 Early attempts to reduce greenhouse gases from transportation were received with mixed reviews. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2399 Last one at Kindergarten's a sissy! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2400 Told you Toys R Us had the faster horses... 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2401 Just get to the barn, there's a coin operated helicopter waiting for us there! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2402 Watch they don't try to cut us off at the pass. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2403 I warned them not to get too close after the weenies and beans bar-b-q. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2404 They're right, Sheriff. We're all hat and no cattle. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2405 Now I see why my mother told me to be a doctor, lawyer, or such. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2406 Faster, Butch, they're gainin' on us! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2407 No animals were hurt in the making of this movie. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2408 The four horsemen of the cowboy trips. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2409 Stop tailgating! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2410 Never mind the posse – just keep on rockin’. Hey, I like the sound of that! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2411 Tex, I swear they're gaining on us. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2412 It's gonna take a mighty big tweezer to get these splinters out. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2413 Rock that horsey faster Barney, they're gaining on us! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2414 You got a Dramamine I could bum off you? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2415 My kid was right, they take horse theft seriously out here. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2416 Get a new hobby! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2417 Hey Bullock, if you see it rockin, don't come a knockin 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2418 Who are those guys? I'm sure they're from the Hard Rock Cafe. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2419 You're under arrest for grand theft tonka 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2420 Rock and roll, dude! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2421 I'm gonna need another quarter for the coin slot. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2422 Hurry! They've gained a millimeter on us! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2423 Dang - I should have had an extra bowl of Fruit Loops for breakfast. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2424 We had a smaller budget than Tarantino for this one. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2425 We're just hobby horse thieves -- you should be going after professionals! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2426 Howdy sheriff. How long d'you think b'fore we move on from the simulators? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2427 We're OK - they'll never catch us! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2428 Come on, you two. Rock and roll! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2429 Hold on to your hats. There's a Lego truck speeding our way. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2430 Hey! I think we accidentally switched hats! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2431 Eat my wood dust! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2432 Is this why they say that men never grow up? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2433 Dang! We should've stolen the hobby horses! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2434 Hey, if you can't keep up, get another hobby! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2435 Taking "Rocking Horse Pass" was a bad idea. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2436 C'mon now sheriff, let's sort this out like real men. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2437 Billy The Kid my ass... we ain't makin' that 3:10 to Yuma. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2438 Don't worry! Obviously, they'll never catch us! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2439 Rock your horsey, Do Si Do. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2440 I'll go for a driverless hobbyhorse in the next race. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2441 If we go down we're going down low carbon footprint style 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2442 The SPCA selected our mounts 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2443 Next time we rob in a video game. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2444 I thought we got away back at the carrousel. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2445 Git on the merry-go-round, at least we'll be movin'. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2446 It's hard to win in a four-horse race. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2447 We need to stop for an hour to let the horses rest. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
2448 Management way overcompensated after the recent emissions scandal! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
2449 No wonder they're catching us. They've been rockin' around the clock! 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
2450 Only thing that's gonna give them the slip is fresh horses! 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
2451 The designer thought that rear-ends are overrated. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
2452 Let's just hope they print the legend, marshall. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2453 "This is more fun than spittin'"! 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2454 Sam, the sheriff is on our tails. I told you we should have gone with the Chestnut. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2455 detour ahead 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2456 Low budget western. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2457 He's on a Balsa-loosa pony! We don't stand a chance! 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2458 I TOLD you the budget for this Butch Cassidy sequel seemed a bit low. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2459 Vegan westerns never seem to go anywhere. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
2460 Remember we are the rock and roll outlaws! 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2461 First came the railroads. Times were changing fast for the Wild West. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2462 You think you rock, but you're behind the times. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
2463 No, I won't trade horses with you. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2464 And you call yourself a horse thief? 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2465 Giddy Up Sliver ! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2466 I hope you were wrong when you said the lawmen around here go off their rocker at times!!! 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2467 Giddy-up, horsey! Sometimes I wish you had wheels. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2468 Hurry up, they are gaining on us! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2469 No were not robbers. we're Rockin' Robin ...tweet ,tweet,tweet 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2470 Don't worry Butch, their horses are on strike too! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2471 Hey Pard, it looks like you might need a new hobby. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2472 I think we're OK, he's just tipping his hat. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2473 Damn last year's horse-meat fetish! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2474 Turn up the metronome Jake, they's gaining on us. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
2475 Let's head 'em off at Horsing Rock! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2476 Keep your distance. These guns ain't toys! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2477 Wyatt, knock off the, "Hi-Ho Woody!" 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2478 We ain't goin' to jail, Bart; sheriff's playin' by our rules now. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2479 We'll head 'em off at the past. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2480 When I told the sheriff we needed some artificial intelligence to help solve the case, I didn't mean this. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2481 Our kids are much better at this than we are !! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2482 Let's switch rockers and split up. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2483 Those new safety regulations sure have taken the fun out of being chased by a posse! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2484 Dude, I plum told youse we'd have more fun on rockin' whores. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2485 I told you we should have called Uber. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2486 Try balsa wood next time! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2487 I feel we are stuck in a different time 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2488 Boy! The animal rights campaign sure has hit Hollywood! 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2489 Wrong. You cannot ride AND shoot. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2490 On to the Hard Rock. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2491 They're gaining' on us, Clem. I reckon we're in for a showdown at the Barbie and Ken Corral. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2492 I told you, Sheriff, you'll never catch us. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2493 Maybe the next time you could try arresting those PETA protesters instead. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2494 Oh, no! They're gainin' on us!!! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2495 I feel very retro. Don't you? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2496 Either we're all a bunch of dang fools—or I need a CT scan! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2497 ...alright Cody keep it together. It's just the Ambien. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
2498 They're gaining! We'll lose 'em at Teddy Bear Gulch. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2499 Spring training is too damn long 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2500 What is the damn hurry, we got nowhere to go! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2501 You'll literally never catch us, sheriff! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2502 They're gaining on us...I knew we should have taken the wagon! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2503 Dagnabbit! Posse's upgraded from those quarter-horses outside the general store. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2504 Just a warning about these low-budget westerns, don't eat at craft services. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2505 All I asked was if they liked 'Kinky Boots'. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2506 Can you believe this only cost a quarter? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2507 I thought you said he was off his rocker! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2508 The sherif's nightmare. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2509 Their website promised, No riding experience necessary. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2510 You're all hat, no horse! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2511 You've rocked far, but soon I'll beat the stuffing out of ya! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2512 Hi Partner. Welcome to Perdition. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
2513 Rock and Roll beats just pure Rock every time. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
2514 And to think that back in Dodge City they have to run around with only horse heads on sticks! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
2515 Faster Clyde, we'll soon be in range of their water guns. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
2516 We’ll leave you in the sawdust. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
2517 Get off your horses and drink your milk. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
2518 Dang! They ain't no hobbyists, fer sure! 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2519 Wooden we be better off on foot. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2520 You'll never catch us if your traveling at the same speed as we are. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2521 The next time you order online be sure to read the product description more closely. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2522 Outlaws and posse is boring. I want to play cowboys and Indians! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2523 "Great move Sundance. How are we gonna get out of this one? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2524 I'm in the concussion protocol, too. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2525 Damn the French and their eating habits. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2526 They're catching up - Go, Billy, go! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2527 Why you chasing us, we got conned by the same rancher! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2528 Eat our sawdust, lawman! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2529 You give up first. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2530 Who got the bright idea for us all to go vegan? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2531 You guys were supposed to be on pogo sticks .! 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2532 We can't seem to shake 'em, Slim! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2533 Won't you ever stop that 'dang hoss thief' whining? You knew Pa gave us these horses. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2534 This still doesn't explain the 'Sundance' part of his name. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2535 There are other drawbacks to being a Vegan. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2536 Metaphor aside, Kasich's still not gonna win. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2537 Hurry we can lose them in the rockies! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
2538 Don’t worry. They can’t hurt us with their cap guns. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
2539 You may catch us, Sheriff, but you'll never find our play money loot! 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
2540 You've been playing this game too long, old man! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
2541 Now I wish I had opted for the turbo feature. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2542 Gallop, pal! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2543 Spurs, dude...they're called spurs. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2544 This ain't no Jailhouse Rocker! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2545 Rock On they're right on our tails! 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2546 We gotta hoof it! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2547 So my daughter tells me we should be worried about this thing called "the cloud". 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2548 It's been thirty years. Maybe it's time to give up the chase. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2549 All we was doin' was rockin' and a-boppin' and singin' a song. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
2550 Relax, Curly. They only got them recycled-by-firemen horses. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2551 But the green screen makes the movies safer for the actors. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2552 Okay, lets rock and roll. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2553 There is a great vegan restaurant up the road. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2554 Which way to the Hall of Fame? 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2555 You fellers better keep up - them woodpeckers is gainin' on us! 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2556 Okay, I admit it. I cheated at Tiddlywinks. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2557 Giddy up, boys. We have a convention to broker. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
2558 I'm not sure this is what D.H. Lawrence had in mind. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2559 Don't you dare take out that marshmallow gun! 1.2000 0.10057 30 26 2 2
2560 This is just like I always imagined it. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2561 Don't bother drawing that gun, deputy; you'll never catch up with us. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2562 There is no thrill in this chase!!! 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2563 Jake, looks like the Sheriff has gone off his rocker! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2564 Adventure filled memories last a lifetime. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2565 We ain't gots to really catches them.... Just makes it looks likes we're aiming to... Perception is reality. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2566 Are you wobbling or hobbling? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2567 Seems like a good time to sing "Rockin' in the free world" doesn't it!! 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
2568 John, hurry up it looks like their horses are better trained. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2569 Lets head'em off at the pass. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2570 I know what you're thinking: "Did he drop six quarters or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
2571 No one is going to beat him unless you two drop out of the race! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
2572 Giddy up their ganging up on us keep on rocking. 1.1923 0.07882 26 21 5 0
2573 Hey Sheriff, I think your new horses are broken. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2574 Ceesco, thee shereef, he ees getting closer! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2575 No matter where you go No matter what you do I'll make it a point To rock harder than you 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2576 I reckon we're lookin' at a long time out, Mikey. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
2577 Just think ...Bruce,Freddie,Jimi,Elvis,Janis ...and rock harder. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2578 Looks like this arms race has broken them, too! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2579 Sir, I am deeply and terrifically honoured to be part of your fantasy grand old posse. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2580 Dagnabbit - it's Sheriff "Double Jointed" Johnston! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
2581 Better put the cork in your gun. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2582 When I yelled 'The sheriff's off his rocker', I didn't think it would turn into this. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2583 Give it up, Black Bart. We aim to chase you to the ends of...uh...this here pasture! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2584 Hey Dude, this is the stupidest 'cartoon caption contest' ever! I've been waiting for years to get here and this is the one I get! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2585 You guys are off your rockers! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2586 So they never tire. There were other things you should have considered. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2587 The Toys"R"Us posse R gaining on Us. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2588 First they came after Shamu and now this! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2589 Faster!! Trump is coming! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2590 Well guess who just rocked up! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2591 We're going to leave you in the sawdust partner! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2592 The key is to let the horse do the work. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2593 Rock faster! The Sheriff's got Time Out in his eyes. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2594 Clearly our AI horses are faster than yours! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2595 We'll have to finish this pursuit on foot. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2596 Our big-shot Hollywood director lacks horse sense. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2597 It was still worth it for all them succulent Trump Steaks. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2598 That tailwind is the problem. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2599 Rockin' and not rollin' makes for a long chase, Sheriff. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2600 Ride, Donald . . . ride. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2601 Them varmints are gonna catch us before nap time. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2602 Wake up, dear, you’re rocking the bed again. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2603 Don't tip your hat at me! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2604 Told you we should've upgraded to wheels! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2605 Where the heck is Banbury Cross? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2606 Intermediate Wild Wild West was full. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2607 Hurry Clyde! Three more rocks back-and-forth and the sheriff will have us in the pokey before sundown! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2608 The price of hay had adverse effects on both sides of the law. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2609 Dad, would this be the last year we do this game. I am realizing that they will never get close. I am now believing you love this more than I do. Besides, his son is taking it a bit serious. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2610 Trump for President!! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2611 This is not what I had in mind when you said we'd have a rockin' good time. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2612 Relax! It's just a hobby! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2613 They might be gaining on us. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2614 This reenactment of the birthday party I had when I was five isn't working. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2615 Cheating is cheating, Sheriff Dan. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2616 Just call my daddy, Cliven, he said if I wanted this property I could have it. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2617 You'll never catch me on that nag Wyatt!! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2618 What did you expect.. this is Rocking Horse Ranch 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2619 Cut their recess the superintendent said. The kids will be fine he said. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2620 Rock it cowboy, rock it cowboy 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2621 This is a lot of fun guys but we probably ought to get back to work. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2622 Hurry up........Hopalong is right behind us! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2623 Rock faster bart, they're gainin' on us. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2624 Were we supposed to bring our imaginations? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2625 You'll never catch us, we have the turbo models! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2626 Catch me if you can. Hat be damned. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2627 This presidential race is going nowhere fast. At this rate, we'll soon all be off our rocker. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2628 If they steal our real horses again you're fired! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2629 Head for the Rockies! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2630 Rock faster, the Sheriffs are gaining on us. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2631 I TOLD you we should have sprung for hardwood...but noooooooo! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2632 Make it to the creek their's are metal 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2633 Can I whip a carousel horse? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2634 The kinder, gentler, not-so-Wild West, circa 2016... 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2635 Sheriff, yer really rockin' my jimmies! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2636 Ha ha. Charlie horse is always behind. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2637 Your buzzsaw sounds are scaring our horses. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2638 I told ya we shoulda got fresh horses! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2639 You're as inadequate as you were yesterday on the merry-go-round. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2640 Rock harder! They are gaining inches! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2641 I thought my agent said the film would be a Fockers sequel. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2642 It's not rocking you heard, Butch, it's John Wayne rolling over in his grave. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2643 Give up, Sherriff. Nobody's ever caught The Day Care Bandits! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2644 Guess the 'Rock'nRoll' era aint done yet eh? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2645 Yeah, I paid my Union dues too....what's next? campfire curfews? vegetarian pork and beans?? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2646 OK - losers buy banana splits with whipped cream and cherries. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2647 Would'ha never caught us, Al had'nt got that sliver. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2648 This puts a new spin on coming from behind! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2649 I never heard of the Toys'R'Us Rangers ! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2650 I'm rethinking the carpool. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2651 Faster! We have rock stars following us! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2652 Come on, we've got to rock this race! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2653 Joe, I told you not to use the hybrid horses for our escape. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2654 Hope you're better at drawing that gun, than this guy is at drawing horses. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2655 Keep rockin' Slim, these babies aren't as fast in the sand! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2656 I told you we should've skip our afternoon naps. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2657 I don't believe they can fix this in post. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2658 I don' t know about you, Rusty, but this is last low-budget Western movie I sign-up for. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2659 You're a pro; it's a hobby horse. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2660 Let's make a run for it! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2661 Hey, don't those guys get splinters? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2662 Better get yourself another hobby, Sheriff. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2663 I wonder if they are using the same wind we are using. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2664 We better hurry before the plastic dinosaurs catch us! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2665 We are making constant progress 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2666 And you said it'd be like taking candy from a baby. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2667 Rocking Horse Winner had a whole different meaning! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2668 You'll never catch this Rock Star! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2669 Do you think this counts for aerobic exercise? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2670 Donald Trump's hair is after us! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2671 So you've chased us into a parallel universe. Now, what? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2672 Dang, they're a catchin' us! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2673 We got four ponies and one trick. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2674 The babies that never actually "grew up" to be Cowboys. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2675 We'll never catch those wooden Indians at this rate. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2676 Hey Jeb, let's take these varmints out with our spud guns. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2677 My hats off to you, sheriff. You guys really rock. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2678 I told you not to buy last year's hybrid. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2679 You are trying the new driverless horses too? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2680 Game on! Hobby or lifestyle? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2681 I told you a life of crime wouldn't get us any farther in life. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2682 I think I prefer Louis L'Amour to D.H. Lawrence. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2683 Talk about rock bottom. It'll be a crime if this movie makes it to DVD. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2684 I think we're losing it. Mentally, thatis. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2685 I am a sinner that does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2686 'Yer pop gun loaded, pard?' 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2687 Sure hope these ponies are self driving. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2688 You'll never catch us, Sheriff! These are Italian Stallions! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2689 Looks like they rent from the same budget company 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2690 We should have never stopped that slice of marshmellow pie 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2691 Rock me, baby. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2692 What gave me away as Billy the Kid? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2693 We're rock'in right out of town. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2694 Rock AND Roll, Dusty. Rock AND Roll! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2695 Darn, those guys can really rock and roll. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2696 Don't make me pull out my wooden gun. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2697 It's a two horse race 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2698 Sheriff next time, we'll steal Pogo sticks. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2699 This is the best birthday party ever. Can we have the cake now Dad? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2700 Hey Butch, who are those guys? They really rock. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2701 Rock-a-Bye, Baby! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2702 Hey! We didn't steal yer horses! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2703 You'll never catch me, but but even if you did I'm not a resident of the United States, Canada (except Quebec), Australia, the United Kingdom, or the Republic of Ireland age eighteen or older. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2704 They're catching up! Their horses must be fresher. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2705 You good guys always get the speedy horses. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2706 Shenanigans! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2707 We'll be in the mountains before they catch us. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2708 The new animal rights laws have limited our use of real horses. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2709 These may be horses, but all I see is four jackasses. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2710 Ride like the wind! Or at least like a gentle breeze. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2711 It was the same bank that repossessed the horses. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2712 Faster, Dusty, they're gainin' on us! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2713 Golleee! More wind resistance, but somehow we're ahead! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2714 Lend me your saw, they're gaining on us! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2715 So, they ate some beans... They're good for the heart. Get over it! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2716 Don't shoot -- the bullets are fake, too. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2717 When you said 'Hard Rock', I thought we were goin' out to dinner. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2718 We'll never make it to the sequel! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2719 Before the west became wild. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2720 Sheriff, them is toy bullets and toy guns, and we ain't goin' to no toy jail. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2721 Get along little Dougie. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2722 Clem! It's like you said: Satchel Paige was right. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2723 Enough. From now on we're 'cowmen.' 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
2724 Would please stop humming "Macho Man..." 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
2725 Seriusly, we actually picked the one state where horses are illegal? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2726 Take me dead, Sheriff! I'm not going back to time-out! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
2727 HURRY the posse is catching up!! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
2728 Looks like the Sheriff's not off his rocker anymore. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
2729 You'll never catch me, even when the music stops. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2730 Gunfight at the I'm OK, You're OK Corral 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2731 When you said we were gonna rock and we were gonna roll, I did not think you meant literally! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2732 They're after us for robbing that piggy bank! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2733 It's no good, Sundance. We are hoisted on our own rocking' petard. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2734 Don't slow down now He needs our Vote to make The West Wild Wild again ! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2735 I told you to put on your spurs! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2736 We never should have switched to these non-methane producing horses. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2737 Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night." 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2738 Rock, Dusty, rock! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2739 Aight Ma we will be inside in a few 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2740 Speed it up! Toys 'R Us security is gaining on us. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2741 Woman with baby carriage? Where? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2742 You have to call a time-out. Then we can trade hats. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2743 If the horse is a rock'n, don't come knock'n! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2744 When you said "adventurous vacation at the Rocking H Ranch," this isn't exactly what I had in mind! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2745 No, I don't have change for a dollar! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2746 Try " Rockabyebaby" instead of " Giddyup" 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2747 Nananana boo boo. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2748 Giddybye. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2749 That damn posse can really rock. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2750 Vegans rock! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2751 You can't catch me... But I can't escape. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2752 Ain't we dun this capshin gag be-fer? Mebbe six time? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2753 Do these vehicles qualify for the car pool lane? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2754 I can't tell which is more ridiculous; the guy looking back to see if the sheriff is gaining on them, or the sheriff who hasn't figured out his gun could put an end to this perpetual insanity. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2755 See Frank, I told you, mahogany makes for a pretty horse but it’s slow. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2756 This ain't my first rodeo, Sheriff!!!! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2757 Jebediah,make haste! They'll be on us by nightfall. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2758 "But you promised I'd ride with Billy Crystal. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2759 People slowly accustomed themselves to the idea that the physical states of space itself were the final physical reality. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2760 Don't come a-chasin' cause this horse ain't a-racin. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2761 I can decide which is more ridiculous; the guy looking back to see if they've gained on him or the fact that nobody's using their gun to stop this madness from continuing. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2762 It said in the ad that they were rocking horses. I didn't know they meant it literally. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2763 Zeno says you'll never catch us. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2764 They gaining, must be supercharged Mustangs!! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2765 When your game of cops and robbers goes a little too far... 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2766 Smile, you dolt! They're only shooting us from the waist up. Damn toothpaste commercial! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2767 "Sure it's more humane, but it's anachronistic and, frankly, silly," drawled Mordecai.. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2768 This is some neighborhood watch !! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
2769 No! Williamsburg is this way! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2770 Isn't rocking horse thievery just a misdemeanor? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2771 Keep leaning. We're losing them. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2772 When "rock and roll" had a more literal meaning. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2773 No takesies backsies! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2774 You not going no where riding that toy. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
2775 Keep yer head down low Butch, he's drawing his BB gun. 1.